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00:00:36.640 You little knuckle huffers. How you guys doing out there? Out there probably been sniffing

00:00:43.960 your daddy's gasket. I know it. And you've been out there crumming around on your grandmother's

00:00:49.960 freaking skirt. Praise God, baby. Good to be here with you. I am, what am I doing? I am,

00:01:00.940 well, I'll tell you a damn branch fell in my yard. A damn branch, man. You know, you know,

00:01:12.060 one of Mother Nature's damn knuckles, bro. That bitch just fell in my yard, man. It just,

00:01:16.020 I mean, a branch is basically, it's like a tree just taking a shit in your yard. Let's

00:01:24.980 be honest, you know. And so, that thing hit, you know, it hit down in the yard and the man

00:01:29.800 came and, you know, the branch man up there from Richard's Branch Company or something,

00:01:38.300 Richard's Forest or Deforestry or something. I don't know what they were doing. Some kind

00:01:42.700 of, I mean, it's probably, you know, people using drugs and trying to get better and,

00:01:49.340 but working with branches in the meantime and stuff. But, um, the man came and he said $1,100

00:01:57.920 to get the branch out of the yard. And that shook me a little. You know, that really twisted my dick,

00:02:10.140 man, honestly. You know? It felt like somebody just wrapped my nuts around my dick.

00:02:19.540 Because $1,100, that's a, you know. Dude, I had a fella in my old building offer to kill someone

00:02:26.140 that we both knew that we didn't, you know, I guess think should be alive. He offered to kill

00:02:37.900 him for $1,000. So, you're telling me, Richard, that I can get a man, a human, removed from the

00:02:48.820 earth for $1,000. But $1,100 out here on this dead wood? Come on, bro. So, I'll tell you, you know

00:03:00.300 what I did? I'll tell you exactly what I did. I got me a, uh, Fiskars saw. I brought it.

00:03:06.660 I got me that Fiskars 18 inch right there with that antelope front.

00:03:12.940 You know? That anteater, that gripper, baby. And as he's telling me,

00:03:20.180 as he's telling me, 11, I'm cutting that bastard off and throwing chunks over the fence.

00:03:25.620 There goes $200 worth right there. Now, we down to $900, Richards.

00:03:33.500 And he's still rattling on about the price and he said, well, we got to have our guys insured.

00:03:39.980 I said, bitch, put on some cleats. You know what I'm saying? Protect your ankles, daddy.

00:03:45.760 And I sawed off another chunk and threw that bastard over the fence.

00:03:49.580 Now, two-fifths of it's gone, Richards. We're down to damn, uh, $700, $800 worth of branch left,

00:03:58.520 according to you. So, you just got to be careful. They'll gouge you. They will gouge you.

00:04:08.220 Here we go. Robert Randolph and the family band.

00:04:25.100 Baptize me.

00:04:26.300 Dirty water, red clay mud. I need redemption. Save from the blood. Give me everlasting.

00:04:47.320 Gave more love. I'm there for the waiting. I'm crossing the blood.

00:04:54.500 I'm packing you, baby. I'm packing you, baby.

00:04:58.600 Baby, please. Baptize me.

00:05:04.440 Come on.

00:05:07.240 I'm packing you, baby.

00:05:10.540 Baptize me.

00:05:13.120 Dip me in the water, baby.

00:05:17.080 That deterred never seen it coming.

00:05:20.820 Lookin' at me that way.

00:05:22.380 Now all my blues

00:05:25.400 It's eating brighter days

00:05:28.080 Tell them Bobby Rand.

00:05:29.440 I'm a son of a preacher, man

00:05:31.200 A small town, please shake

00:05:33.880 Ooh, yeah

00:05:34.900 I never learned a devil song

00:05:36.940 What else can I say?

00:05:40.760 Hey!

00:05:41.820 Now all my knees

00:05:43.760 Lord, baptize me

00:05:46.040 Baptize me, baby boy

00:05:48.040 You know it

00:05:50.060 I'm down on my knees

00:05:55.160 Baptize me

00:05:57.280 And there you go with the awkward fade-out per usual

00:06:01.900 And you know that. That's how I do that.

00:06:06.520 Oh, I'm begging you, please baptize me

00:06:08.860 And that's Robert Randolph and the family band

00:06:12.460 I mean, I remember seeing him

00:06:15.680 At a hotel somewhere

00:06:18.520 And

00:06:18.980 Was it Atlanta, maybe?

00:06:23.520 Or

00:06:23.560 Somewhere

00:06:26.100 I just remember seeing him at a hotel

00:06:28.900 And man, I was just fired up

00:06:31.640 I saw him in the lobby

00:06:33.760 He wouldn't remember

00:06:34.360 This was a decade ago

00:06:35.540 You know, back when I was young

00:06:38.620 And my chunk was thick back then

00:06:40.540 And my body was strong

00:06:43.120 But baptize me

00:06:47.280 That's what they say

00:06:48.540 Dip me in the water

00:06:49.560 Take me to the river

00:06:51.700 Put me in the water

00:06:55.220 And we back from Easter

00:06:59.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:01.280 All these eggs have been hunted

00:07:02.520 And it's springtime is in the air

00:07:07.840 And you'll see it

00:07:12.280 A lot of ladies be flashing that

00:07:14.000 In that bottom

00:07:15.040 Trying to get sprayed in

00:07:19.080 Trying to get

00:07:19.720 Affection

00:07:22.160 And it's that time of year

00:07:25.660 It's interesting that Mother Nature

00:07:27.360 Built in a time

00:07:28.700 Where the spunk starts to fly, baby

00:07:34.320 You know it

00:07:34.840 Where the titties starts to perk

00:07:38.620 Mother Nature built that time

00:07:41.760 Into the clock

00:07:42.460 It's pretty fascinating

00:07:46.120 But happy belated Easter to everyone

00:07:49.580 You know, Jesus is back

00:07:52.380 Hide and go seek

00:07:54.480 I'll tell you this

00:07:55.500 Hide and go seek champion, brother

00:07:58.600 Jesus Christ

00:08:01.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:03.240 That Mexican-American bad boy

00:08:05.360 Jesus Christ

00:08:06.280 I mean, the fact that they couldn't find him

00:08:11.300 For a couple days

00:08:12.280 He's dead

00:08:12.940 He's not dead

00:08:13.780 He's back

00:08:14.440 He's ghosting

00:08:15.400 And now all these bitches want him

00:08:18.720 To be honest with you

00:08:19.520 Praise God

00:08:20.220 I hope you had a nice Easter, man

00:08:24.520 I went to Louisiana

00:08:25.760 Spent time with my family

00:08:27.160 What did we do?

00:08:32.560 We had

00:08:32.760 You know, we did a crawfish boil down there

00:08:35.620 And you know, the crawfish boil

00:08:39.360 Everybody comes out

00:08:40.540 People come out

00:08:41.460 Whether they've been

00:08:42.320 Hiding for the winter

00:08:44.160 Whatever

00:08:44.660 You know, your cousin

00:08:47.480 Little Andrew

00:08:48.080 Come out

00:08:48.500 He got a new mole on his face

00:08:50.160 Say he's talking to a girl

00:08:53.820 Or something

00:08:54.100 He ain't talking to no girl

00:08:55.180 Everybody knows that shit

00:08:56.460 You know, your friend come out

00:08:59.260 He's handicapped

00:09:00.000 Your other buddy come out

00:09:01.040 He was in a fire

00:09:01.920 Maybe Big Tiffany was in a

00:09:05.100 In a fire

00:09:06.900 She got burnt out

00:09:07.980 You know

00:09:08.480 And she got some salve on her back

00:09:10.780 Or something

00:09:11.180 But

00:09:12.320 But yeah, happy Easter, man

00:09:16.360 Baptize me

00:09:21.020 That's what he's saying

00:09:23.580 Robert Randolph

00:09:24.180 Baptize me

00:09:25.360 Put me in the water

00:09:27.820 Back me to the river

00:09:30.000 You know, what's fascinating about baptizing

00:09:33.980 Is just getting that wash, you know

00:09:35.660 That's the

00:09:36.180 That's the freaking Lord's car wash right there

00:09:38.980 And they dip you through that plane of water and air

00:09:43.640 It's really fascinating

00:09:48.180 Because you could take a fish

00:09:49.500 In one hand

00:09:50.380 And you could take a bird

00:09:52.840 An air bird

00:09:53.540 In the other

00:09:54.100 And you could switch them at the same time

00:09:57.280 Put one underwater

00:09:58.160 One out of the water

00:09:59.080 And they both can't handle

00:10:02.600 They can't handle that smoke

00:10:04.780 Baby on the lungs

00:10:05.720 It's just interesting

00:10:09.820 What a

00:10:10.100 What a

00:10:10.540 What a

00:10:10.780 What a

00:10:11.120 Line of pressure

00:10:12.220 What a

00:10:13.600 What a

00:10:14.060 Horizon of existence

00:10:16.020 That plane is

00:10:17.080 Between water and air

00:10:18.240 It's pretty fascinating

00:10:23.160 And we used to be in water

00:10:28.480 When you're born

00:10:29.240 When you're an infantile

00:10:30.520 A baby

00:10:32.280 You're in your mother's body

00:10:34.520 You're in there

00:10:35.000 about you you backstroking in that veg gravy dog you bet you backstroking

00:10:41.340 in the lord's butternut squash baby you back you know what i'm saying you're in there

00:10:47.400 you in that hot tub baby up in them ovaries you hot tub

00:10:55.560 and you're breathing water you're breathing liquid let me look it up to make sure because i'm

00:11:01.740 i don't want to lie to you do we breathe liquid when we are baby

00:11:09.640 uh do we breathe liquid when we are baby the mother's placenta helps the baby breathe while

00:11:18.800 it is growing in the womb oxygen and carbon dioxide flow through the blood in the placenta

00:11:23.480 most of it goes to the heart and flows through the baby's body at birth the baby's lungs are filled

00:11:29.680 with fluid just pretty it's just wild how that baptism that dip they're really they're almost

00:11:40.760 taking you back to whenever you were made when you were you know before you were aftermarket

00:11:46.220 before the devil got to you and before you were aftermarket and before you got

00:11:53.080 you know when they when they baptize you they're almost just dipping you in that water

00:11:57.500 just saying hey remember this remember when the lord had you all fished out

00:12:02.620 when you was gilled out

00:12:05.900 it's interesting man i think it's interesting what the hell do i know

00:12:11.840 um but you had a good time man i slept in a child's bed

00:12:17.200 you know with no child in there because you know i'm

00:12:20.260 i'm happy to not be a pedophile or to be um doing anything like that

00:12:26.760 and i want to thank god right now that i'm not a pedophile man because

00:12:32.320 it just seems unrewarding it seems

00:12:40.180 it just seems like there's no

00:12:46.680 you know it's the one sport you can't really tell anybody you play if you do it and it's uh

00:12:54.900 i miss the devil's backgammon and i'm glad i'm not doing it today or ever ever also i want to say that

00:13:03.100 i want to say ever as well and i'm going to say it loud um

00:13:06.780 what else is going on uh

00:13:09.600 um oh i'm in a new studio i didn't think about that

00:13:15.380 here i am i've got a new fake plant

00:13:18.500 dude i'll tell you this a fake plant costs 119 dollars

00:13:24.400 119 dollars for this fucking front yard toupee right here baby boy

00:13:34.740 119 dollars for this fucking chlorophyll skin graft dog 119 dollars

00:13:48.300 for this fern baby for this bullshit

00:13:53.400 that fascinating that's the market we need to be in the fake plant market

00:13:58.280 you know when i was young we grew up next to a um

00:14:05.100 a place where they was doing uh

00:14:07.920 what is it called not projectiles but um

00:14:12.220 uh

00:14:15.480 what's it called when you need something to reach something

00:14:21.480 um

00:14:23.160 but you don't have it something happen

00:14:26.260 fire hatchet

00:14:27.960 you know accident something like a prosthetic

00:14:31.980 we grew up over near a prosthetic place and sometimes we'd go in there after hours and the

00:14:38.040 men would be in there and they would hold it and uh

00:14:39.940 they'd get you a beer or something if you wanted

00:14:41.720 if you was of age they would

00:14:44.540 you know they kind of had the

00:14:47.220 arm and the leg kind of where you could drink you know use it to have some beer for the adults but

00:14:53.280 yeah and early prosthetics man them bitches was really

00:14:59.100 they uh it was bottom shelf

00:15:00.900 you know some were rubber i remember

00:15:04.220 um

00:15:06.640 some of them one of them have like a little thing you could pot a cigarette or something

00:15:10.680 it's just like shit that was kind of vague you know

00:15:12.880 uh

00:15:14.660 but we grew up not far from a place that did that

00:15:17.220 um

00:15:19.460 what was i talking about i don't even know

00:15:21.280 but yeah

00:15:23.380 i got that fisker 18 inch blade

00:15:26.460 and that's what

00:15:29.500 i used to solve my problem right now

00:15:32.040 in my own yard

00:15:33.900 but yeah being a homeowner is really

00:15:38.920 jarring

00:15:40.140 you know i'm out here in the central east and i got a locale now and

00:15:44.220 it is it's just

00:15:45.480 like every time i leave it's like

00:15:49.020 god do i leave the lights on what's on

00:15:51.540 is the oven on is the garbage disposal on is the um

00:15:55.400 porch light on is the back porch light on

00:15:58.200 you know there's just so many little things to think about

00:16:02.040 and before i never had a i would leave the house with everything on garbage disposal lights

00:16:08.800 uh thermostat

00:16:10.920 um everything

00:16:13.120 fucking cut it all on you know

00:16:15.880 let this bitch vibrate while i'm out

00:16:18.640 let it shake a little

00:16:19.580 but now it's like everything's just like okay

00:16:24.160 i guess everything's fine

00:16:27.900 so it's just a tricky time man

00:16:30.760 uh

00:16:32.020 i want to uh thank uh liquid death for supporting us

00:16:35.880 they're a beautiful supporter

00:16:37.260 and it's good water if you like canned water from the mountains

00:16:42.160 you will enjoy it

00:16:44.160 and if you want to die die wet

00:16:46.220 that's how you that's the only way to do it

00:16:48.280 i was thinking about water and uh

00:16:50.420 and that song had me thinking about it

00:16:52.560 that baptized me by robert randolph

00:16:55.400 had me really thinking about that water

00:16:58.360 that agua baby that spanish water

00:17:00.100 and uh

00:17:02.100 there's some shades right here i'm gonna throw these bastards back on

00:17:06.320 you know i was thinking

00:17:08.960 that

00:17:10.480 you know water was one of god's apps originally

00:17:14.740 you know people are shocked that god

00:17:18.680 god have some good apps when you think about it

00:17:21.080 water fire

00:17:22.980 uh gravity

00:17:24.920 um smoke

00:17:27.900 wolves

00:17:28.760 what else

00:17:34.020 maybe lightning maybe

00:17:37.440 i guess i mean lightning's good but

00:17:39.980 yeah lightning and

00:17:43.520 that's probably one of the some of the top four or seven

00:17:47.600 and the thing is is that

00:17:50.080 uh

00:17:51.080 god those are the those are the original apps

00:17:54.400 people nowadays think oh i got this i got go puff

00:17:57.920 i got

00:17:58.420 you know big girl or whatever some of the apps are

00:18:02.420 bitch that is that's nothing

00:18:04.540 because the i mean god had those apps baby fire water

00:18:09.020 dude he pressed that water button

00:18:11.660 atlantis dog

00:18:14.020 you know i'm saying the bus stop was suddenly freaking 400 feet underwater

00:18:18.600 you know he he uh

00:18:22.660 pressed the fire button

00:18:24.260 and bam son san bernardino was born

00:18:27.520 you know it's just

00:18:29.920 we got to think about the power

00:18:32.400 mother nature really has the ultimate apps

00:18:34.400 even though we get caught up in our own

00:18:36.640 we start to

00:18:37.140 get further and further from nature

00:18:39.380 you know i get further

00:18:43.020 it's kind of remarkable because i'll see a drone

00:18:46.120 and i'll be fascinated

00:18:48.620 but i'll see one of those fat bumblebees

00:18:52.700 one of those freaking lemony thickets you know

00:18:55.900 and i won't think i won't be like oh whatever

00:19:00.500 you know i'm kind of scared or i'm not scared i can't really decide

00:19:05.300 wasps i know i'm scared

00:19:09.240 fat bumblebees like

00:19:11.520 by the time i decide if i'm scared or not i've kind of left wherever

00:19:17.720 it was at

00:19:19.840 and they didn't have them when i was young they didn't have those fat bumblebees

00:19:25.060 these bitches are new

00:19:27.060 these bitches they're from mexico or somewhere

00:19:29.840 where you know

00:19:30.760 there's been a lot of incoming traffic you feel me

00:19:33.760 so

00:19:37.860 that's a new thing man

00:19:39.960 but

00:19:41.520 it's just funny that i'll see a drone and be fascinated

00:19:44.860 but i'll see a bumblebee

00:19:46.220 and be like uh

00:19:48.220 and it's like damn that thing's working without batteries baby boy

00:19:52.980 that's you know

00:19:55.060 that's the lord's drone right there

00:19:59.300 so that's a lot of what's going on

00:20:03.300 um

00:20:04.720 what else i want to let you know that i got a tour

00:20:07.580 i'm gonna do a new tour at the end of uh

00:20:09.860 not the end but a little bit later in this year

00:20:11.660 i don't really know what to name it yet

00:20:14.500 but i'll be thinking about it

00:20:15.700 if you have suggestions for a name as always you can hit the hotline

00:20:18.940 985-664-9503

00:20:23.560 um

00:20:25.360 also let you know that gang gang the slides are back in stock

00:20:29.840 those footy for the those footy fashion pieces baby

00:20:34.000 and um

00:20:35.740 to be good to yourself hoodies are back in stock as well

00:20:38.840 so

00:20:39.260 a lot of nice stuff going on

00:20:41.840 uh

00:20:42.700 what else let's hit a little bit of news here

00:20:45.380 bad baby

00:20:46.380 join only fans

00:20:48.480 and if she's the cash me outside girl

00:20:50.580 and she definitely

00:20:53.240 you could tell she's probably been banging a lot of brothers

00:20:56.540 and that's

00:20:57.280 let's be honest dude

00:20:59.820 you know you ain't getting near her unless you really

00:21:04.820 that cafe de calore

00:21:07.060 with a little neck tat fam

00:21:09.000 you feel me

00:21:09.560 like i bet an ankle brace it makes

00:21:12.960 you know really makes her feel erect

00:21:14.920 probably

00:21:15.300 and i can say that she's not a child anymore

00:21:17.860 also is this

00:21:18.700 is this a crime

00:21:19.600 um

00:21:20.500 but anyway she's on only fans now

00:21:23.180 and they said she made a ton of money on only fans

00:21:27.340 the most ever

00:21:28.020 like a million dollars

00:21:29.020 let me read it actually

00:21:29.900 uh

00:21:30.900 she turned 18

00:21:33.280 and made one million dollars

00:21:34.440 in six hours

00:21:36.040 pretty crazy

00:21:37.620 you know what scares me about apps

00:21:41.780 is that

00:21:43.760 just how they can quickly share whatever information

00:21:47.680 and just the freedoms we allow them to have

00:21:51.480 you know when i was growing up

00:21:54.000 and i was a child

00:21:55.020 if you say you bought something from somewhere

00:21:58.380 you know you bought your little don

00:22:01.560 or the little creller

00:22:02.440 from the bakery

00:22:03.880 and they'd have a big lady working over there

00:22:07.920 look

00:22:08.220 if it wasn't

00:22:09.960 if it wasn't a big lady working at the bakery

00:22:12.920 i'm leaving

00:22:15.140 okay

00:22:15.860 okay boss

00:22:17.720 i ain't buying a fucking don it

00:22:20.500 from some little

00:22:22.880 you know

00:22:23.400 some skinny little biscuit

00:22:25.000 you know

00:22:25.640 some little uh

00:22:28.580 pyruline

00:22:29.980 you know

00:22:30.320 or whatever those are called

00:22:31.200 those skinny sweet sticks

00:22:32.700 pyrulines

00:22:33.800 and sometime

00:22:36.560 i'll be honest

00:22:37.060 somebody break out a thing of pyrulines

00:22:38.700 they probably

00:22:39.120 it's a gay man

00:22:40.040 and that's factual man

00:22:42.840 but

00:22:43.100 in no shade bro

00:22:44.640 but

00:22:45.160 what i'm trying to say is

00:22:46.980 um

00:22:47.540 the ba

00:22:49.060 if i

00:22:50.380 if i

00:22:50.700 you want a fat

00:22:54.080 you want a thicky thicky thick

00:22:56.520 you know

00:22:57.560 you want that

00:22:59.140 you want

00:23:00.820 you know

00:23:02.040 you want captain

00:23:02.960 thickopotamus

00:23:04.140 working at the bakery

00:23:05.080 you want a dude

00:23:06.880 who's putting butter on his own arm

00:23:08.320 and about to fucking slice it up

00:23:09.740 and eat it

00:23:10.320 you know

00:23:11.860 you want that big biatch

00:23:14.240 who's in there

00:23:15.440 just frosting up them front tats

00:23:17.340 bro

00:23:17.620 you want somebody

00:23:19.500 thick at a bakery

00:23:21.860 because you know

00:23:23.840 it's going to be good

00:23:24.560 but what i'm saying is

00:23:26.900 in the old days

00:23:27.480 if you walked into a bakery

00:23:28.420 you bought something

00:23:29.180 they didn't run out the back door

00:23:31.680 of the bakery

00:23:32.080 and tell everybody

00:23:33.060 what you bought

00:23:33.640 there wasn't somebody

00:23:36.340 running out the back door

00:23:37.780 saying oh

00:23:39.140 you know

00:23:39.480 theo loves uh

00:23:40.740 chocolate rum raisin

00:23:42.200 uh

00:23:43.360 donut

00:23:43.880 holes

00:23:44.640 so then now

00:23:47.940 for the rest of your life

00:23:49.200 you have some chocolate

00:23:51.800 rum

00:23:52.160 rum

00:23:52.600 rum raisin

00:23:54.220 hitman

00:23:54.860 looming around

00:23:56.780 at every turn

00:23:57.480 cause that's what it's like

00:24:00.640 now

00:24:00.800 you get on any app

00:24:01.820 you buy something

00:24:02.800 for the rest of your life

00:24:04.560 they haunt you

00:24:05.240 with the shit

00:24:05.840 you want asics

00:24:07.220 you want asics

00:24:08.900 bro

00:24:09.260 you'll be getting

00:24:11.160 your mom

00:24:11.620 a damn casket

00:24:12.680 and you'll be like

00:24:14.280 damn

00:24:15.260 nothing go with that

00:24:17.080 casket

00:24:18.040 like some dark ass

00:24:20.040 asics

00:24:20.560 you want these

00:24:21.700 wood grain asics

00:24:22.760 like

00:24:22.940 bitch i don't want any

00:24:24.320 asics

00:24:25.340 that was years ago

00:24:28.160 but you know

00:24:31.280 so you didn't have that

00:24:32.400 back in the day

00:24:33.100 but now you buy anything

00:24:34.600 you have it

00:24:35.200 and so it's a little

00:24:38.980 alarming to me

00:24:39.820 in the sense of an

00:24:40.520 18 year old

00:24:41.580 gets on to the sex

00:24:43.180 world

00:24:43.480 and is selling

00:24:44.040 sexuality

00:24:44.860 selling that kind

00:24:45.660 of stuff

00:24:45.940 it's not wrong

00:24:46.720 and everybody's

00:24:49.200 opinion is

00:24:49.740 valid

00:24:50.860 but what worries

00:24:53.400 me is then

00:24:54.380 whoever buys

00:24:56.880 it

00:24:57.240 is going to be

00:24:58.980 getting baited

00:24:59.840 throughout the rest

00:25:00.560 of their life

00:25:01.340 with that dirty

00:25:03.280 bait

00:25:03.640 that young

00:25:05.180 bait

00:25:05.520 that

00:25:07.480 cusp

00:25:08.360 bait

00:25:08.880 that line

00:25:11.540 between

00:25:11.900 air

00:25:12.400 and water

00:25:12.980 where you

00:25:15.660 breathing

00:25:16.300 and you

00:25:17.580 drowning

00:25:18.300 and that's

00:25:24.000 what scares me

00:25:24.620 is that

00:25:24.940 you can't

00:25:25.720 just make

00:25:26.120 a purchase

00:25:26.600 one day

00:25:27.140 or make

00:25:27.520 a

00:25:27.840 I don't even

00:25:28.820 want to

00:25:29.020 fuck

00:25:29.480 I might

00:25:29.860 call it

00:25:30.180 a mistake

00:25:30.700 if you

00:25:32.700 buy and

00:25:33.080 looks at

00:25:33.480 looks at

00:25:33.960 a children

00:25:34.520 at an

00:25:35.980 18 year

00:25:36.520 old

00:25:36.900 that's a

00:25:37.600 mistake

00:25:38.040 but it's

00:25:40.260 illegal

00:25:40.660 I mean

00:25:41.020 look

00:25:41.220 it's in

00:25:41.520 your loins

00:25:42.100 I feel

00:25:42.580 it but

00:25:42.980 at my age

00:25:44.760 it's a little

00:25:45.160 risque

00:25:45.480 but

00:25:49.680 what I

00:25:50.840 worry about

00:25:51.460 then is

00:25:51.940 the

00:25:52.140 algorithms

00:25:52.760 the

00:25:53.260 the ability

00:25:54.180 of apps

00:25:54.760 to then

00:25:55.200 haunt

00:25:55.700 you

00:25:55.960 to chase

00:25:57.120 you

00:25:57.580 to say

00:25:58.900 hey

00:25:59.260 about this

00:26:01.500 young

00:26:01.820 titty

00:26:02.180 you know

00:26:02.680 oh we

00:26:04.620 got a

00:26:04.920 girl

00:26:05.120 she was

00:26:05.500 a senior

00:26:06.160 volleyball

00:26:06.580 captain

00:26:07.100 and she

00:26:08.400 bout them

00:26:08.900 tits

00:26:09.280 now

00:26:09.640 she's

00:26:10.280 18

00:26:10.660 you know

00:26:11.060 it's like

00:26:11.380 that kind

00:26:12.120 of stuff

00:26:12.500 because the

00:26:13.180 algorithm

00:26:13.680 is going

00:26:13.940 to haunt

00:26:14.320 you now

00:26:14.760 whereas back

00:26:18.200 in the day

00:26:18.660 it was a

00:26:18.980 little

00:26:19.080 different

00:26:19.480 you buy

00:26:20.380 something

00:26:20.640 at a

00:26:20.860 bakery

00:26:21.100 that

00:26:21.320 everything

00:26:21.700 stopped

00:26:22.120 at the

00:26:22.400 counter

00:26:22.740 and the

00:26:24.840 only person

00:26:25.380 that knew

00:26:25.680 your secret

00:26:26.280 was thick

00:26:28.080 tiff

00:26:28.440 back there

00:26:29.060 or fat

00:26:31.200 Alan

00:26:31.560 or whoever

00:26:32.080 you know

00:26:32.720 no shame

00:26:33.660 bro

00:26:33.920 no shame

00:26:34.480 no shame

00:26:34.980 so

00:26:37.280 anyway

00:26:38.880 I don't know

00:26:39.600 exactly what

00:26:40.080 I'm saying

00:26:40.360 but that's

00:26:40.720 the kind

00:26:40.960 of stuff

00:26:41.160 that worries

00:26:41.660 me

00:26:41.840 is the

00:26:42.180 ability

00:26:42.860 of these

00:26:43.260 apps

00:26:43.500 to keep

00:26:43.860 tabs

00:26:44.280 and the

00:26:44.640 ability

00:26:44.960 of that

00:26:45.440 because how

00:26:48.700 many times

00:26:49.520 before they

00:26:50.860 keep haunting

00:26:51.540 somebody

00:26:52.180 with an

00:26:53.560 18 year

00:26:54.220 old

00:26:54.580 18 year

00:26:55.360 old

00:26:55.700 and then

00:26:56.780 you're just

00:26:57.080 making

00:26:57.800 a pervert

00:26:59.180 I don't

00:27:02.640 know

00:27:02.880 I don't

00:27:04.040 know anything

00:27:04.500 man

00:27:04.840 so

00:27:06.780 but anyway

00:27:08.520 that's what's

00:27:09.620 going on

00:27:10.100 man

00:27:10.400 we got

00:27:12.560 we got a lot

00:27:12.780 of great

00:27:13.060 calls

00:27:13.380 that came

00:27:13.720 in

00:27:13.960 man

00:27:14.140 some special

00:27:14.680 stuff

00:27:15.120 and I

00:27:15.700 want to

00:27:16.100 be a part

00:27:16.500 of that

00:27:16.800 and I

00:27:18.780 thank you

00:27:19.160 guys for

00:27:19.440 being a

00:27:19.700 part of

00:27:20.120 of just

00:27:21.880 continuing to

00:27:23.360 be a part

00:27:23.680 of my life

00:27:24.140 over these

00:27:24.760 years

00:27:25.240 and I'm

00:27:26.660 excited to

00:27:27.160 get back

00:27:27.500 on tour

00:27:28.060 man

00:27:28.520 and we

00:27:30.220 had a show

00:27:30.600 in Dallas

00:27:31.020 the other

00:27:31.340 night

00:27:31.520 just a little

00:27:32.040 show

00:27:32.460 and man

00:27:33.060 it was

00:27:33.380 fun

00:27:33.740 I went

00:27:35.720 and looked

00:27:35.960 at some

00:27:36.260 theaters

00:27:36.720 to maybe

00:27:37.600 shoot a

00:27:38.000 Netflix

00:27:38.280 special

00:27:38.740 over there

00:27:39.420 some

00:27:41.000 beautiful

00:27:41.320 places

00:27:41.820 and just

00:27:43.260 to be

00:27:43.500 working

00:27:43.780 in a

00:27:44.260 you know

00:27:44.540 in a

00:27:44.780 state

00:27:44.960 they're

00:27:45.100 about to

00:27:45.360 be at

00:27:45.580 full

00:27:45.720 capacity

00:27:46.280 over there

00:27:46.720 and so

00:27:47.080 that's a

00:27:47.380 blessing

00:27:47.700 man

00:27:48.000 it's

00:27:48.180 exciting

00:27:48.580 and it

00:27:51.400 needs to

00:27:51.840 happen

00:27:52.120 I think

00:27:52.500 that whatever

00:27:52.960 is in

00:27:54.380 the air

00:27:54.740 whatever

00:27:55.060 corvids

00:27:55.560 out there

00:27:55.920 the disease

00:27:56.420 needs to

00:27:56.820 run

00:27:57.160 through

00:27:57.580 us

00:27:58.100 it needs

00:28:01.980 to run

00:28:02.340 through

00:28:02.580 us

00:28:02.880 man

00:28:03.160 that's

00:28:06.000 what I

00:28:06.240 think

00:28:06.400 what do

00:28:06.660 I know

00:28:07.060 I don't

00:28:07.820 know shit

00:28:08.180 I mean

00:28:08.340 look at

00:28:08.620 me

00:28:08.900 so I'm

00:28:09.980 dressed

00:28:10.220 like this

00:28:10.880 I'm gonna

00:28:12.700 tell you

00:28:12.940 this man

00:28:13.360 I've been

00:28:13.580 losing my

00:28:14.060 hair

00:28:14.260 and you

00:28:14.460 know it

00:28:14.800 and I

00:28:15.000 do

00:28:15.140 everything

00:28:15.440 I can

00:28:16.000 to reposition

00:28:16.900 my hair

00:28:17.340 to restructure

00:28:18.140 I will

00:28:18.800 recall

00:28:19.320 hair

00:28:19.720 you know

00:28:22.220 I'll

00:28:22.520 freaking

00:28:22.780 I'll stay

00:28:23.520 up all night

00:28:23.960 writing notes

00:28:24.600 to my mustache

00:28:25.200 trying to

00:28:25.700 convince it

00:28:26.300 to move

00:28:26.780 up north

00:28:27.300 two out of

00:28:29.200 three men

00:28:29.660 will experience

00:28:30.260 some form

00:28:30.940 of hair loss

00:28:31.720 by the time

00:28:32.220 they are

00:28:32.460 35 that's

00:28:33.500 unbelievable

00:28:33.920 but not

00:28:34.560 really

00:28:34.860 it's pretty

00:28:35.640 obvious if you

00:28:36.220 look at

00:28:36.540 people

00:28:36.860 some of them

00:28:37.720 is doing

00:28:37.960 bad with

00:28:38.440 their hair

00:28:38.820 but I'm

00:28:40.660 here to tell

00:28:40.980 you it's

00:28:41.200 okay

00:28:41.580 you know

00:28:43.140 more than

00:28:43.420 50 million

00:28:44.020 men in the

00:28:44.440 US suffer

00:28:44.900 from male

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00:28:45.780 baldness

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00:31:24.340 that came in

00:31:25.220 what else is

00:31:26.460 new going on

00:31:27.020 in my life

00:31:27.660 you know

00:31:30.300 I got a lot

00:31:33.160 to do at home

00:31:33.800 man

00:31:34.140 geez

00:31:34.640 geez

00:31:36.700 got a lot

00:31:39.260 to do

00:31:39.700 brother

00:31:40.020 you know

00:31:43.400 there's just

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00:31:50.620 you need

00:31:53.240 towels

00:31:53.740 you need

00:31:54.080 soaps

00:31:54.640 you need

00:31:55.040 silverware

00:31:55.760 I got

00:31:57.100 plastic plates

00:31:58.320 and unfortunately

00:31:59.540 I got three

00:32:00.040 things of plastic

00:32:00.780 plates because

00:32:01.440 the picture on

00:32:03.020 the website

00:32:04.000 looked like

00:32:04.700 bowls but it

00:32:05.440 was plates

00:32:05.980 and I think

00:32:06.980 it said

00:32:07.300 bowls

00:32:07.680 I think

00:32:08.600 they spelled

00:32:09.000 plates but

00:32:09.520 a b-o-w-l-e-s

00:32:10.820 so

00:32:12.580 I'll fold

00:32:13.580 the frickin

00:32:14.080 plate in

00:32:14.520 like a

00:32:14.840 little bowl

00:32:15.320 and get

00:32:15.600 my cereal

00:32:16.180 in the

00:32:16.480 morning

00:32:16.800 and then

00:32:19.060 they got

00:32:19.340 some red

00:32:19.780 robins

00:32:20.260 doing a

00:32:20.760 nest

00:32:21.060 outside

00:32:21.760 with eggs

00:32:22.500 in it

00:32:22.820 and so

00:32:23.140 I don't

00:32:23.360 want to

00:32:23.580 go out

00:32:23.840 there and

00:32:24.080 cause any

00:32:24.520 harm

00:32:24.880 I don't

00:32:25.140 want to

00:32:25.340 affect

00:32:25.660 mother

00:32:25.920 nature

00:32:26.320 I got

00:32:26.920 enough

00:32:27.240 shit

00:32:27.480 on my

00:32:27.820 fucking

00:32:28.100 docket

00:32:28.480 at the

00:32:28.800 moment

00:32:29.040 so

00:32:29.460 so that's

00:32:31.380 where I am

00:32:31.720 with that

00:32:32.320 what else

00:32:35.540 had some

00:32:37.140 people come

00:32:37.660 move a

00:32:38.000 refrigerator

00:32:38.320 in and they

00:32:38.960 broke one

00:32:39.380 of the front

00:32:39.820 steps

00:32:40.420 had the

00:32:42.060 limb fall

00:32:42.560 in the

00:32:42.800 backyard

00:32:43.440 you know

00:32:47.540 so just

00:32:48.140 regular life

00:32:48.820 man

00:32:49.080 regular life

00:32:49.880 shit

00:32:50.180 don't have

00:32:51.320 a hamper

00:32:51.760 yet

00:32:52.100 so it's

00:32:52.500 just

00:32:52.860 you know

00:32:54.780 when you

00:32:55.000 don't have

00:32:55.240 a hamper

00:32:55.720 everywhere

00:32:57.000 is a

00:32:57.300 hamper

00:32:57.620 you know

00:32:59.060 the drill

00:32:59.480 but boy

00:33:00.060 everywhere

00:33:01.240 is a

00:33:01.520 hamper

00:33:01.840 so I'm

00:33:03.700 just doing

00:33:04.060 that I'm

00:33:04.400 living that

00:33:04.880 life right

00:33:05.380 now

00:33:05.420 and I

00:33:10.800 think some

00:33:11.220 of it

00:33:11.460 feels a

00:33:11.820 little sad

00:33:12.480 you know

00:33:14.580 it's a

00:33:14.880 little sad

00:33:15.520 to be

00:33:16.040 not sad

00:33:18.660 but it's

00:33:18.900 like you

00:33:19.140 know

00:33:19.420 it makes

00:33:19.900 you

00:33:20.080 it's one

00:33:20.760 of those

00:33:21.020 moments

00:33:21.360 where you

00:33:21.600 get in

00:33:21.820 a new

00:33:22.040 place

00:33:22.440 and you're

00:33:22.620 like

00:33:22.780 okay

00:33:23.300 it's

00:33:30.300 almost like

00:33:30.840 walking up

00:33:31.280 a staircase

00:33:31.780 not really

00:33:32.520 up

00:33:32.860 but even

00:33:33.240 sideways

00:33:33.820 on a

00:33:34.260 platform

00:33:35.400 or something

00:33:35.960 and you

00:33:36.940 the view

00:33:37.940 is different

00:33:38.520 like okay

00:33:39.840 well here

00:33:40.180 I am

00:33:40.460 now

00:33:40.840 I'm in

00:33:42.180 a home

00:33:42.580 how do

00:33:44.220 I feel

00:33:44.680 what's it

00:33:45.060 feel like

00:33:45.640 you know

00:33:46.260 what other

00:33:47.920 responsibilities

00:33:48.580 do I need

00:33:49.220 a dog

00:33:49.680 do I need

00:33:50.600 you know

00:33:52.440 one of those

00:33:53.040 freezers

00:33:53.580 for like

00:33:54.140 catfish

00:33:54.900 and beef

00:33:55.460 and stuff

00:33:55.840 that you

00:33:56.060 keep in

00:33:56.360 the refrigerator

00:33:56.960 in the

00:33:57.480 garage

00:34:00.680 you know

00:34:03.340 you just

00:34:03.600 start thinking

00:34:03.960 what other

00:34:04.460 adult shit

00:34:05.060 do I

00:34:05.380 need

00:34:05.680 do I

00:34:06.100 need

00:34:06.220 a wreath

00:34:06.680 on my

00:34:06.980 door

00:34:07.220 at Christmas

00:34:08.140 you know

00:34:08.600 it's just

00:34:12.280 you start

00:34:12.600 thinking about

00:34:13.040 a lot of

00:34:13.380 stuff like

00:34:13.840 that

00:34:14.840 adulthood

00:34:17.220 you know

00:34:17.820 it's a little

00:34:18.260 scary

00:34:18.720 a little

00:34:20.020 scary

00:34:20.380 but it's

00:34:21.540 good

00:34:21.860 it's just

00:34:22.300 a little

00:34:22.520 scary

00:34:22.920 let's get

00:34:24.860 the news

00:34:25.340 one more

00:34:25.740 time

00:34:26.120 man

00:34:26.420 an article

00:34:28.480 justice

00:34:30.660 Clarence

00:34:32.660 Thomas

00:34:33.080 and I

00:34:33.500 didn't

00:34:33.620 even know

00:34:34.280 his first

00:34:34.640 name

00:34:34.760 was

00:34:34.900 justice

00:34:35.200 but

00:34:35.560 that's

00:34:36.740 pretty

00:34:36.920 dope

00:34:37.240 justice

00:34:38.860 Clarence

00:34:39.340 Thomas

00:34:39.640 said on

00:34:40.420 Monday

00:34:40.780 that

00:34:41.000 congress

00:34:41.420 should

00:34:41.840 suggest

00:34:42.620 whether

00:34:43.060 laws

00:34:43.540 should be

00:34:43.920 updated

00:34:44.360 to regulate

00:34:44.960 social

00:34:45.480 media

00:34:46.000 platforms

00:34:46.940 he claims

00:34:48.280 social media

00:34:48.740 platforms

00:34:49.160 have come

00:34:49.700 to have

00:34:50.400 unbridled

00:34:51.060 control

00:34:51.620 over

00:34:52.040 unprecedented

00:34:52.780 amounts

00:34:53.380 of

00:34:53.600 speech

00:34:54.060 suggested

00:34:55.600 the

00:34:55.780 platform

00:34:56.280 should

00:34:56.540 be

00:34:56.680 used

00:34:56.920 as

00:34:57.100 common

00:34:57.420 carriers

00:34:57.820 such as

00:34:58.240 trains

00:34:58.560 and

00:34:58.740 telephone

00:34:59.020 companies

00:34:59.560 both

00:35:00.800 having

00:35:01.000 large

00:35:01.340 amounts

00:35:01.640 of

00:35:01.820 government

00:35:02.100 regulations

00:35:02.800 you know

00:35:06.980 I think

00:35:07.320 about this

00:35:07.700 a lot

00:35:08.020 because

00:35:08.500 it does

00:35:09.940 seem

00:35:10.340 to me

00:35:10.840 that

00:35:11.380 what

00:35:15.300 used

00:35:15.640 to be

00:35:16.060 people

00:35:16.400 just

00:35:16.620 talking

00:35:16.960 now

00:35:17.260 the

00:35:17.440 place

00:35:17.980 where

00:35:18.120 you

00:35:18.260 talk

00:35:18.820 is

00:35:20.020 now

00:35:20.360 social

00:35:20.740 media

00:35:21.040 that

00:35:21.300 has

00:35:21.480 become

00:35:21.940 the

00:35:22.400 the

00:35:25.080 communication

00:35:25.520 environment

00:35:26.320 and I

00:35:29.380 guess

00:35:29.580 people

00:35:29.840 could

00:35:30.040 debate

00:35:30.420 and say

00:35:30.660 well

00:35:30.840 no

00:35:31.020 you

00:35:31.160 could

00:35:31.260 just

00:35:31.400 talk

00:35:31.600 to

00:35:31.720 your

00:35:31.840 neighbors

00:35:32.140 or

00:35:32.320 talk

00:35:32.520 to

00:35:32.660 some

00:35:32.860 but

00:35:33.600 you

00:35:34.660 can

00:35:34.980 but

00:35:35.140 that's

00:35:35.440 not

00:35:35.660 really

00:35:36.040 what

00:35:36.320 goes

00:35:36.620 on

00:35:36.880 anymore

00:35:37.280 you

00:35:39.620 know

00:35:39.740 most

00:35:40.140 talking

00:35:40.840 or

00:35:41.080 communicating

00:35:41.660 is

00:35:41.940 done

00:35:42.200 now

00:35:42.480 online

00:35:43.120 whereas

00:35:43.380 it

00:35:43.600 used

00:35:43.800 to

00:35:43.940 be

00:35:45.200 you

00:35:47.120 had

00:35:47.320 to

00:35:47.480 go

00:35:47.860 and

00:35:48.580 see

00:35:50.020 something

00:35:50.440 live

00:35:50.940 there's

00:35:51.160 now

00:35:51.360 so

00:35:51.660 much

00:35:51.960 more

00:35:52.760 accessibility

00:35:53.260 to

00:35:53.860 communication

00:35:54.920 online

00:35:55.420 most

00:35:55.880 accessibility

00:35:56.660 to

00:35:57.000 communication

00:35:57.480 is

00:35:57.700 online

00:35:58.120 and

00:36:04.080 I

00:36:06.260 guess

00:36:06.980 I

00:36:07.440 feel

00:36:07.880 like

00:36:08.080 people

00:36:08.340 should

00:36:08.600 be

00:36:08.760 able

00:36:08.880 to

00:36:09.040 say

00:36:09.240 whatever

00:36:09.580 they

00:36:09.840 want

00:36:10.400 because

00:36:13.960 it's

00:36:14.260 almost

00:36:14.480 like

00:36:14.920 the

00:36:17.360 companies

00:36:17.860 have

00:36:18.060 become

00:36:18.380 like

00:36:18.600 the

00:36:18.780 microphone

00:36:19.300 so

00:36:19.740 everybody

00:36:20.080 has a

00:36:20.480 microphone

00:36:20.820 now

00:36:21.080 and the

00:36:21.300 companies

00:36:21.660 have

00:36:21.860 owned

00:36:22.160 the

00:36:22.320 microphone

00:36:22.860 where

00:36:24.320 they

00:36:24.480 can't

00:36:24.760 own

00:36:24.900 your

00:36:25.040 actual

00:36:25.420 voice

00:36:25.800 but

00:36:25.980 they

00:36:26.180 own

00:36:26.600 the

00:36:27.820 thing

00:36:28.060 your

00:36:28.220 voice

00:36:28.520 goes

00:36:28.780 through

00:36:28.960 to

00:36:29.140 reach

00:36:29.420 others

00:36:29.900 you

00:36:30.100 know

00:36:30.400 that

00:36:31.060 spigot

00:36:31.640 and

00:36:34.760 and

00:36:37.020 yeah

00:36:37.380 I feel

00:36:38.240 like it

00:36:38.560 should be

00:36:39.000 regulated

00:36:39.520 somehow

00:36:39.980 you hate to

00:36:41.440 have the

00:36:41.740 government

00:36:42.120 involved

00:36:42.800 but

00:36:43.220 at the

00:36:44.300 same

00:36:44.540 time

00:36:45.080 because

00:36:45.340 you want

00:36:45.620 like

00:36:45.780 free

00:36:46.000 speech

00:36:46.300 but

00:36:46.540 if

00:36:48.320 the

00:36:48.460 way

00:36:48.640 we

00:36:48.860 speak

00:36:49.340 is

00:36:49.560 now

00:36:49.920 goes

00:36:50.240 through

00:36:50.420 a

00:36:50.620 filter

00:36:51.020 and

00:36:52.920 that

00:36:53.140 filter

00:36:53.660 has

00:36:54.080 judgment

00:36:55.000 or

00:36:55.320 jurisdiction

00:36:55.840 over

00:36:56.440 what

00:36:56.720 is

00:36:56.880 okay

00:36:57.240 to

00:36:57.480 say

00:36:57.860 then

00:37:00.340 that

00:37:02.420 seems

00:37:02.780 very

00:37:03.240 dangerous

00:37:03.820 because

00:37:08.400 now

00:37:08.800 speech

00:37:09.480 doesn't

00:37:09.780 feel

00:37:09.960 free

00:37:10.260 it

00:37:10.420 feels

00:37:10.680 very

00:37:11.000 specific

00:37:11.580 like

00:37:13.840 you're

00:37:14.020 allowed

00:37:14.320 to

00:37:14.540 say

00:37:14.800 things

00:37:15.480 but

00:37:16.700 not

00:37:17.940 these

00:37:18.240 things

00:37:18.740 and

00:37:21.640 I'd

00:37:21.860 love

00:37:22.020 to know

00:37:22.220 what

00:37:22.340 some

00:37:22.460 of

00:37:22.560 you

00:37:22.620 guys

00:37:22.840 think

00:37:23.120 on

00:37:23.280 that

00:37:23.580 you

00:37:24.120 know

00:37:24.380 if

00:37:24.880 you

00:37:24.940 can

00:37:25.020 hit

00:37:25.140 the

00:37:25.260 hotline

00:37:25.580 985-664-9503

00:37:28.660 yeah

00:37:32.340 you know

00:37:32.700 I

00:37:32.980 just

00:37:33.520 because

00:37:35.260 I feel

00:37:35.660 like a

00:37:35.940 lot

00:37:36.100 of

00:37:36.220 things

00:37:36.460 yeah

00:37:36.620 they're

00:37:36.780 just

00:37:36.920 not

00:37:37.140 allowed

00:37:37.400 to

00:37:37.540 be

00:37:37.700 shared

00:37:38.100 and

00:37:38.380 not

00:37:39.320 allowed

00:37:39.680 to be

00:37:40.160 said

00:37:40.720 online

00:37:41.120 things

00:37:41.440 get

00:37:41.740 labeled

00:37:42.320 things

00:37:44.740 get

00:37:44.960 labeled

00:37:45.380 and

00:37:45.660 then

00:37:45.860 taken

00:37:46.200 down

00:37:46.660 so

00:37:48.900 that

00:37:49.160 just

00:37:49.360 feels

00:37:49.620 alarming

00:37:50.100 at

00:37:50.660 least

00:37:50.860 let

00:37:51.120 people

00:37:51.400 decide

00:37:52.180 what

00:37:53.240 they

00:37:53.400 want

00:37:53.660 to

00:37:54.040 hear

00:37:55.320 or

00:37:55.560 believe

00:37:56.180 but

00:37:57.180 everyone

00:37:57.500 should

00:37:57.800 have

00:37:57.940 the

00:37:58.060 ability

00:37:58.340 to

00:37:58.580 share

00:37:58.940 I

00:37:59.120 feel

00:37:59.340 like

00:37:59.660 I

00:38:01.460 feel

00:38:01.700 like

00:38:01.940 and

00:38:02.880 I'm

00:38:03.020 open

00:38:03.280 to

00:38:03.500 hear

00:38:05.400 different

00:38:05.640 people's

00:38:06.260 thoughts

00:38:06.500 on

00:38:06.680 that

00:38:06.980 because

00:38:08.940 maybe

00:38:09.220 also

00:38:09.540 it's

00:38:10.080 just

00:38:10.220 our

00:38:10.560 responsibility

00:38:11.340 to be

00:38:13.100 like

00:38:13.280 oh

00:38:13.460 well

00:38:13.620 this

00:38:13.800 platform

00:38:14.280 doesn't

00:38:16.360 allow

00:38:16.600 everything

00:38:16.940 to be

00:38:17.240 shared

00:38:17.540 and I

00:38:18.640 think

00:38:18.780 most

00:38:18.980 people

00:38:19.200 know

00:38:19.480 that

00:38:19.900 but

00:38:21.780 I

00:38:24.000 don't

00:38:24.100 know

00:38:24.280 just a

00:38:24.840 lot

00:38:25.020 there

00:38:25.260 man

00:38:25.440 there's

00:38:25.560 a lot

00:38:25.840 in that

00:38:26.060 little

00:38:26.300 cauldron

00:38:27.020 so if

00:38:28.320 you want

00:38:28.560 to

00:38:28.660 stir

00:38:28.860 that

00:38:29.060 thing

00:38:29.280 hit

00:38:29.440 the

00:38:29.560 hotline

00:38:29.920 985-664-9503

00:38:34.080 what

00:38:36.500 else

00:38:36.700 do

00:38:36.800 we

00:38:36.920 have

00:38:37.080 here

00:38:37.200 we

00:38:37.320 got

00:38:37.420 a

00:38:37.540 call

00:38:37.740 that

00:38:37.900 came

00:38:38.100 in

00:38:38.300 from

00:38:38.580 Skylar

00:38:39.360 what's

00:38:40.080 up

00:38:40.280 Theo

00:38:40.580 this

00:38:40.900 is

00:38:41.120 my

00:38:41.800 name

00:38:41.980 Skylar

00:38:42.540 I'm

00:38:42.780 out of

00:38:43.020 the

00:38:43.140 deep

00:38:43.360 north

00:38:43.700 up here

00:38:44.180 in

00:38:44.440 California

00:38:45.500 Humboldt

00:38:46.100 County

00:38:46.480 hey Skylar

00:38:48.180 thank you

00:38:48.460 for calling

00:38:48.820 up there

00:38:49.100 from

00:38:49.260 Humboldt

00:38:49.700 County

00:38:50.040 you know

00:38:50.880 my friend

00:38:51.400 went to

00:38:51.700 school up

00:38:52.160 there

00:38:52.320 and he

00:38:52.560 actually

00:38:52.920 died

00:38:53.260 but

00:38:53.500 beautiful

00:38:54.680 fella

00:38:55.080 and his

00:38:56.040 birthday

00:38:56.680 just

00:38:56.900 passed

00:38:57.280 my friend

00:38:57.660 Ryan

00:38:58.000 Thomas

00:38:58.360 and

00:38:58.660 I hope

00:38:59.760 he knows

00:39:00.000 that I

00:39:00.220 love him

00:39:00.520 in heaven

00:39:00.840 baby

00:39:01.160 gang

00:39:02.460 baby

00:39:02.720 onward

00:39:03.100 thank you

00:39:04.180 for calling

00:39:04.540 brother

00:39:04.940 I had a

00:39:07.120 question

00:39:07.440 for you

00:39:07.960 my

00:39:09.440 girlfriend

00:39:09.860 she's

00:39:10.560 been going

00:39:11.180 on three

00:39:11.600 years now

00:39:12.300 just about

00:39:12.960 and she's

00:39:13.560 got this

00:39:14.240 opportunity

00:39:14.860 to do

00:39:16.320 80 days

00:39:17.220 backpacking

00:39:18.060 sea kayaking

00:39:18.940 out in

00:39:19.700 New Zealand

00:39:20.280 just been

00:39:22.500 kind of

00:39:22.860 thinking about

00:39:23.440 it a lot

00:39:24.080 kind of

00:39:24.560 a long

00:39:24.860 time away

00:39:25.520 just

00:39:27.700 wondering

00:39:28.000 what's

00:39:28.300 your thoughts

00:39:28.820 on how

00:39:29.640 I can

00:39:29.980 handle

00:39:30.320 that

00:39:30.700 and

00:39:31.100 yeah

00:39:32.440 man

00:39:32.740 I love

00:39:33.060 your podcast

00:39:33.820 listen to it

00:39:34.440 every day

00:39:35.020 doing drywall

00:39:36.700 and painting

00:39:37.340 and get me

00:39:38.380 through that

00:39:38.840 shit

00:39:39.100 so

00:39:39.400 appreciate

00:39:40.440 you

00:39:40.780 thank you

00:39:41.380 a lot

00:39:41.740 later

00:39:42.280 gang

00:39:43.440 brother

00:39:43.680 Yen

00:39:44.040 I mean

00:39:45.980 drywall

00:39:46.700 is really

00:39:47.320 everybody

00:39:49.160 knows

00:39:49.600 you're

00:39:49.820 halfway

00:39:50.060 to

00:39:50.260 doing

00:39:50.480 drugs

00:39:50.980 and so

00:39:52.260 I wish

00:39:52.620 you well

00:39:53.060 brother

00:39:53.380 and

00:39:53.660 you know

00:39:57.360 your girlfriend

00:39:57.820 got the

00:39:58.220 opportunity

00:39:58.820 to have

00:40:00.320 an experience

00:40:01.120 and

00:40:03.720 I appreciate

00:40:05.640 you caring

00:40:06.080 for even

00:40:06.440 what I think

00:40:07.020 about it

00:40:07.400 I just

00:40:08.680 I would

00:40:09.060 suggest

00:40:09.320 that you

00:40:09.680 just let

00:40:10.200 her do

00:40:10.560 it

00:40:10.700 and try

00:40:10.980 to find

00:40:11.400 ways

00:40:11.720 to just

00:40:12.180 be as

00:40:13.640 supportive

00:40:14.000 as you

00:40:14.340 can

00:40:14.660 you know

00:40:17.500 let her

00:40:17.840 go have

00:40:18.180 an experience

00:40:19.000 now you

00:40:21.960 hope she

00:40:22.320 doesn't

00:40:22.560 really get

00:40:23.100 real indigenous

00:40:23.820 out there

00:40:24.560 you know

00:40:26.140 and she's

00:40:27.660 you know

00:40:27.860 out there

00:40:28.160 making

00:40:28.420 you know

00:40:28.720 meets a

00:40:29.300 Sherpa

00:40:29.680 or something

00:40:30.140 like that

00:40:30.700 and they're

00:40:31.260 you know

00:40:32.560 starting a little

00:40:33.180 Swiss family

00:40:33.900 Robinson

00:40:34.380 or something

00:40:34.720 but that's

00:40:35.100 probably not

00:40:35.580 going to

00:40:35.820 happen

00:40:36.160 man

00:40:36.440 people's

00:40:36.860 hiking

00:40:37.180 is dangerous

00:40:37.940 people

00:40:38.360 die

00:40:38.820 and

00:40:40.620 you know

00:40:43.040 it's hard

00:40:43.360 to get

00:40:43.580 erect

00:40:43.920 when everybody

00:40:44.340 when people

00:40:44.780 have fever

00:40:45.340 when people

00:40:45.920 are hungry

00:40:46.440 and altitude

00:40:47.520 all that

00:40:48.080 there's a lot

00:40:48.880 of factors

00:40:49.380 that are

00:40:49.620 going to

00:40:49.820 really

00:40:50.180 probably

00:40:51.560 keep the

00:40:51.960 man off

00:40:52.440 of her

00:40:52.660 but

00:40:52.960 I think

00:40:54.340 the biggest

00:40:54.700 thing man

00:40:55.120 is just

00:40:55.400 to love

00:40:55.760 her

00:40:55.860 and just

00:40:56.120 do what

00:40:56.480 you can

00:40:57.000 to love

00:40:57.320 her

00:40:57.420 and just

00:40:57.760 yeah

00:40:58.300 send her

00:40:58.660 out on the

00:40:59.000 way

00:40:59.240 and be

00:41:00.820 supportive

00:41:01.320 you know

00:41:02.780 get her

00:41:03.020 a nice

00:41:03.360 compass

00:41:03.780 or get

00:41:04.140 her a nice

00:41:04.700 you know

00:41:07.060 something that

00:41:07.620 when she

00:41:07.880 looks for

00:41:08.260 direction

00:41:08.760 or thinks

00:41:09.200 about

00:41:09.440 direction

00:41:09.880 that she

00:41:10.160 thinks

00:41:10.420 about

00:41:10.680 you

00:41:10.940 you know

00:41:11.540 because

00:41:14.280 that's

00:41:14.600 going to

00:41:14.800 I think

00:41:15.100 really

00:41:15.360 then you're

00:41:15.740 going to

00:41:15.860 get into

00:41:16.280 the entrails

00:41:17.700 of her

00:41:17.980 thoughts

00:41:18.380 and of her

00:41:18.780 feelings

00:41:19.200 like oh

00:41:19.800 man

00:41:20.160 the real

00:41:21.160 direction

00:41:21.660 I need

00:41:21.940 in my

00:41:22.120 life

00:41:22.300 is that

00:41:22.620 fella

00:41:22.900 right there

00:41:23.680 but yeah

00:41:28.420 it's tough

00:41:28.960 because you

00:41:29.320 don't want to

00:41:29.620 hold somebody

00:41:30.080 back from

00:41:30.480 an opportunity

00:41:31.100 but at

00:41:32.000 the same

00:41:32.320 time you

00:41:32.780 want to

00:41:33.240 hold

00:41:34.120 somebody

00:41:34.620 and that's

00:41:39.160 a real

00:41:39.500 tricky

00:41:39.860 biscuit

00:41:40.320 man

00:41:40.660 that's

00:41:42.040 Aaron

00:41:42.240 water

00:41:42.600 man

00:41:42.940 that's

00:41:44.800 Aaron

00:41:44.980 water

00:41:45.380 let's

00:41:50.420 hear

00:41:50.540 right

00:41:50.720 here

00:41:50.940 Aaron

00:41:51.320 Rodgers

00:41:51.840 speaking

00:41:52.120 of

00:41:52.300 Aaron

00:41:52.600 Rodgers

00:41:53.680 on

00:41:53.900 Jeopardy

00:41:54.540 a question

00:41:56.760 came in

00:41:57.180 on Aaron

00:41:57.480 Rodgers

00:41:57.780 somebody

00:41:58.060 asked

00:41:58.500 him

00:41:58.700 this

00:41:59.480 was

00:41:59.640 interesting

00:42:00.140 over

00:42:01.520 to our

00:42:02.000 two-day

00:42:02.360 champion

00:42:02.780 on the

00:42:03.120 end

00:42:03.480 Scott

00:42:04.400 did you

00:42:05.220 come up

00:42:05.460 with the

00:42:05.600 correct

00:42:05.760 response

00:42:06.260 who

00:42:06.980 wanted

00:42:07.300 to

00:42:07.540 kick

00:42:07.760 that

00:42:08.080 field

00:42:08.420 goal

00:42:08.840 that

00:42:16.700 is a

00:42:16.940 great

00:42:17.080 question

00:42:17.460 should

00:42:17.720 be

00:42:18.380 correct

00:42:19.400 but

00:42:19.980 unfortunately

00:42:20.660 for this

00:42:21.120 game

00:42:21.880 today

00:42:22.100 that's

00:42:22.320 incorrect

00:42:22.640 and you're

00:42:23.300 going to

00:42:23.600 lose

00:42:24.080 and a

00:42:25.440 man

00:42:25.700 asked

00:42:26.140 him

00:42:26.260 on

00:42:26.400 there

00:42:26.520 Aaron

00:42:26.780 Rodgers

00:42:27.160 famously

00:42:27.560 they

00:42:27.740 didn't

00:42:27.940 make

00:42:28.120 the

00:42:28.260 Super

00:42:28.900 Bowl

00:42:29.120 because

00:42:29.440 they

00:42:29.820 well

00:42:30.900 who

00:42:31.060 knows

00:42:31.240 if

00:42:31.440 that's

00:42:32.220 why

00:42:32.460 but

00:42:32.640 they

00:42:32.940 they

00:42:33.600 chose

00:42:33.780 to

00:42:33.940 kick

00:42:34.100 a

00:42:34.260 field

00:42:34.420 goal

00:42:34.560 instead

00:42:34.760 of

00:42:34.880 go

00:42:35.060 for

00:42:35.340 it

00:42:35.540 and

00:42:38.200 so

00:42:38.380 a

00:42:38.540 guy

00:42:38.720 asked

00:42:39.080 him

00:42:39.180 that

00:42:39.320 on

00:42:39.460 Jeopardy

00:42:39.760 when

00:42:39.880 he

00:42:39.960 was

00:42:40.080 hosting

00:42:40.340 Jeopardy

00:42:41.400 Aaron

00:42:43.080 Rodgers

00:42:43.540 has

00:42:43.760 the

00:42:43.920 most

00:42:44.120 punchable

00:42:44.880 face

00:42:45.420 I

00:42:45.900 think

00:42:46.100 I've

00:42:46.260 ever

00:42:46.440 seen

00:42:46.720 really

00:42:47.040 there's

00:42:48.760 just

00:42:49.460 it's

00:42:51.440 so

00:42:51.840 punchable

00:42:52.400 but

00:42:55.040 yeah

00:42:55.320 I think

00:42:55.700 that was

00:42:55.960 great

00:42:56.240 man

00:42:56.480 I

00:42:56.680 love

00:42:57.100 it

00:42:57.220 when

00:42:57.380 somebody

00:42:57.720 hits

00:42:57.940 somebody

00:42:58.240 with

00:42:58.420 the

00:42:58.560 surprise

00:42:59.000 with

00:42:59.200 that

00:42:59.400 rare

00:42:59.700 element

00:43:00.100 you

00:43:01.220 know

00:43:01.320 you

00:43:01.440 hit

00:43:01.560 them

00:43:01.660 with

00:43:01.760 that

00:43:01.920 plutonium

00:43:02.580 or

00:43:02.700 that

00:43:02.820 egregium

00:43:03.500 bro

00:43:03.780 when

00:43:04.820 you

00:43:04.960 shock

00:43:05.280 the

00:43:05.460 table

00:43:05.780 bro

00:43:06.060 and

00:43:06.180 hit

00:43:06.280 them

00:43:06.380 with

00:43:06.480 that

00:43:06.640 periodic

00:43:07.120 uniqueness

00:43:07.960 dog

00:43:08.400 guy

00:43:08.680 so

00:43:10.660 that's

00:43:11.140 a good

00:43:11.320 question

00:43:11.600 who

00:43:11.760 wanted

00:43:11.940 to

00:43:12.080 kick

00:43:12.220 that

00:43:12.420 field

00:43:12.640 goal

00:43:12.800 who

00:43:12.980 knows

00:43:13.340 man

00:43:13.700 what

00:43:16.860 else

00:43:17.080 do

00:43:17.240 we

00:43:17.400 have

00:43:17.740 man

00:43:18.140 we

00:43:18.760 got

00:43:19.340 a

00:43:20.620 lot

00:43:21.180 of

00:43:21.440 calls

00:43:22.140 that

00:43:22.340 came

00:43:22.640 in

00:43:23.060 let's

00:43:24.440 do

00:43:24.640 one

00:43:24.920 right

00:43:25.180 here

00:43:25.380 that

00:43:25.580 came

00:43:25.920 in

00:43:26.720 hey

00:43:28.000 Theo

00:43:28.260 what's

00:43:28.500 going

00:43:28.680 on

00:43:28.920 bro

00:43:29.160 my

00:43:29.520 name

00:43:29.660 is

00:43:29.740 Brad

00:43:30.120 I'm

00:43:30.940 coming

00:43:31.180 to

00:43:31.460 you

00:43:31.640 from

00:43:32.000 Gaylord

00:43:32.800 Michigan

00:43:33.580 Big

00:43:34.680 Bread

00:43:35.200 and

00:43:35.880 that's

00:43:36.060 a

00:43:36.200 rare

00:43:36.420 name

00:43:36.820 man

00:43:37.220 that's

00:43:38.720 the

00:43:38.860 carbohydrate

00:43:39.400 hitter

00:43:40.060 baby

00:43:40.300 Big

00:43:40.560 Bread

00:43:40.840 let's

00:43:41.280 hear

00:43:41.420 it

00:43:42.680 I

00:43:44.000 just

00:43:44.160 got

00:43:44.320 two

00:43:44.540 questions

00:43:45.000 for

00:43:45.240 you

00:43:45.380 here

00:43:45.800 the

00:43:47.040 first

00:43:47.340 one

00:43:47.600 is

00:43:48.020 so

00:43:48.400 I'm

00:43:48.560 going

00:43:48.640 to

00:43:48.740 stop

00:43:49.100 I'm

00:43:49.320 22

00:43:49.700 years

00:43:50.060 old

00:43:50.300 and

00:43:50.440 I'm

00:43:50.620 going

00:43:50.700 to

00:43:50.860 stop

00:43:51.360 smoking

00:43:51.740 weed

00:43:52.020 on

00:43:52.220 Monday

00:43:52.600 here

00:43:53.020 sure

00:43:53.540 you

00:43:53.740 are

00:43:53.960 bread

00:43:54.220 let's

00:43:54.500 hear

00:43:54.620 more

00:43:54.880 bud

00:43:55.260 I

00:43:57.180 know

00:43:57.360 you

00:43:57.520 used

00:43:57.680 to

00:43:57.800 be

00:43:57.960 addicted

00:43:58.320 to

00:43:58.560 them

00:43:58.840 cigarettes

00:43:59.720 so

00:44:01.240 I'm

00:44:01.440 just

00:44:01.620 curious

00:44:02.060 on

00:44:02.420 what

00:44:02.620 you

00:44:02.780 would

00:44:02.980 do

00:44:03.320 to

00:44:03.760 keep

00:44:04.300 your

00:44:04.460 mind

00:44:04.800 off

00:44:05.100 that

00:44:05.440 and

00:44:05.860 to

00:44:05.980 not

00:44:06.400 reach

00:44:06.720 for

00:44:06.900 one

00:44:07.260 oh

00:44:08.800 oh

00:44:08.820 yeah

00:44:09.120 man

00:44:10.920 stay

00:44:11.240 away

00:44:11.500 from

00:44:11.720 that

00:44:11.920 weed

00:44:12.360 because

00:44:12.720 that

00:44:13.040 weed

00:44:13.280 is

00:44:13.440 a

00:44:13.580 nice

00:44:13.920 it's

00:44:14.260 like

00:44:14.420 a

00:44:14.600 pillow

00:44:14.920 but

00:44:15.220 you

00:44:15.380 put

00:44:15.580 it's

00:44:15.760 like

00:44:15.880 a

00:44:16.000 it's

00:44:16.940 like

00:44:17.060 putting

00:44:17.280 your

00:44:17.400 head

00:44:17.560 on

00:44:17.680 a

00:44:17.820 pillow

00:44:18.020 but

00:44:18.220 the

00:44:18.380 pillows

00:44:18.580 inside

00:44:18.960 your

00:44:19.160 head

00:44:19.420 I

00:44:19.800 think

00:44:20.040 I

00:44:20.160 would

00:44:20.300 probably

00:44:20.580 do

00:44:20.780 some

00:44:20.980 fitness

00:44:21.440 too

00:44:21.800 I

00:44:22.240 think

00:44:22.420 doing

00:44:22.700 fitness

00:44:23.240 it's

00:44:23.520 like

00:44:23.680 it's

00:44:23.880 hard

00:44:24.060 to

00:44:24.160 go

00:44:24.280 for

00:44:24.440 a

00:44:24.640 jog

00:44:25.060 I

00:44:25.220 feel

00:44:25.400 like

00:44:25.520 and

00:44:25.660 then

00:44:25.820 want

00:44:26.120 to

00:44:26.240 get

00:44:26.420 stoned

00:44:26.920 I

00:44:28.060 feel

00:44:37.260 keep

00:44:37.580 your

00:44:37.740 pump

00:44:38.040 up

00:44:38.360 and

00:44:38.980 you'll

00:44:39.140 feel

00:44:39.300 so

00:44:39.560 good

00:44:39.780 off

00:44:39.940 them

00:44:40.080 endorphins

00:44:40.660 you

00:44:40.820 won't

00:44:41.020 want

00:44:41.200 to

00:44:41.320 get

00:44:41.660 planted

00:44:43.080 out

00:44:43.460 but

00:44:44.940 those

00:44:45.140 are

00:44:45.240 my

00:44:45.440 thoughts

00:44:45.780 you

00:44:45.920 know

00:44:46.040 I

00:44:46.180 don't

00:44:46.320 know

00:44:46.580 you

00:44:46.960 might

00:44:47.140 want

00:44:47.300 to

00:44:47.400 smoke

00:44:47.640 weed

00:44:47.920 forever

00:44:48.320 also

00:44:49.060 you

00:44:50.260 might

00:44:50.400 want

00:44:50.540 to

00:44:50.660 do

00:44:50.820 it

00:44:50.920 and

00:44:51.000 just

00:44:51.140 not

00:44:51.320 tell

00:44:51.500 your

00:44:51.640 friends

00:44:51.920 you

00:44:52.080 might

00:44:52.300 want

00:44:52.620 to

00:44:52.960 you

00:44:53.580 know

00:44:53.620 you

00:44:53.720 could

00:44:53.840 try

00:44:54.060 DMT

00:44:54.700 you

00:44:55.020 know

00:44:55.100 that

00:44:55.260 could

00:44:55.420 help

00:44:55.600 you

00:44:55.740 quit

00:44:56.080 that's

00:44:57.260 what

00:44:57.380 got

00:44:57.660 me

00:44:57.780 to

00:44:57.900 quit

00:44:58.060 cigarettes

00:44:58.720 you

00:45:01.080 know

00:45:01.260 and I

00:45:01.500 still

00:45:01.960 actually

00:45:04.380 I

00:45:04.520 don't

00:45:04.820 man

00:45:05.020 it

00:45:05.500 took

00:45:05.740 the

00:45:05.940 real

00:45:06.160 desire

00:45:06.860 to

00:45:07.040 have

00:45:07.200 that

00:45:07.600 that

00:45:08.540 hit

00:45:08.920 out

00:45:09.200 of

00:45:09.340 me

00:45:09.560 because

00:45:12.500 that's

00:45:12.720 the

00:45:12.840 thing

00:45:13.000 about

00:45:13.220 smoking

00:45:13.580 weed

00:45:13.920 I

00:45:14.080 want

00:45:14.240 to

00:45:14.340 suck

00:45:15.040 on

00:45:15.220 that

00:45:15.420 thing

00:45:15.960 bro

00:45:16.260 I

00:45:18.220 want

00:45:18.380 to

00:45:18.540 suck

00:45:18.820 on

00:45:19.000 that

00:45:19.200 grassy

00:45:19.840 grassy

00:45:20.460 knob

00:45:21.020 daddy

00:45:21.380 you

00:45:21.520 know

00:45:21.600 what

00:45:21.700 I'm

00:45:21.820 saying

00:45:22.040 that

00:45:22.320 junk

00:45:22.700 I

00:45:25.860 want

00:45:26.020 to

00:45:26.140 fucking

00:45:26.380 tickle

00:45:26.780 my

00:45:26.980 lungs

00:45:27.440 with

00:45:27.640 that

00:45:27.800 fucking

00:45:28.060 soft

00:45:28.560 little

00:45:28.820 field

00:45:29.240 stick

00:45:29.600 baby

00:45:29.900 that

00:45:30.120 giant

00:45:30.600 so

00:45:33.500 I

00:45:37.160 wasn't

00:45:37.440 good

00:45:37.640 at

00:45:37.760 them

00:45:37.920 joints

00:45:38.320 man

00:45:38.640 a lot

00:45:38.880 of

00:45:39.000 brothers

00:45:39.320 are

00:45:39.460 better

00:45:39.720 at

00:45:39.860 smoking

00:45:40.160 weed

00:45:40.400 I

00:45:40.540 think

00:45:40.720 than

00:45:40.900 whites

00:45:41.320 praise

00:45:42.640 god

00:45:43.060 man

00:45:43.460 and

00:45:43.720 you

00:45:46.200 know

00:45:46.320 I

00:45:46.460 seen

00:45:46.640 a

00:45:46.800 male

00:45:46.980 man

00:45:47.260 the

00:45:47.380 other

00:45:47.500 day

00:45:47.700 smoke

00:45:47.980 or

00:45:48.140 male

00:45:48.360 woman

00:45:48.680 I'm

00:45:48.860 not

00:45:49.020 sure

00:45:49.260 it

00:45:49.480 was

00:45:49.580 a

00:45:49.720 man

00:45:49.920 or

00:45:50.060 woman

00:45:50.360 and

00:45:51.320 they

00:45:51.440 were

00:45:51.600 urban

00:45:51.920 you

00:45:52.080 know

00:45:52.260 and

00:45:52.400 they

00:45:52.540 was

00:45:52.720 smoking

00:45:53.060 a

00:45:53.280 giant

00:45:53.580 and

00:45:54.420 I

00:45:54.560 didn't

00:45:54.700 fucking

00:45:54.980 say

00:45:55.240 nothing

00:45:55.520 you

00:45:55.820 know

00:45:55.940 what I'm

00:45:56.180 saying

00:45:56.440 bro

00:45:56.680 like

00:45:57.140 you

00:45:59.560 know

00:45:59.720 what I'm

00:45:59.960 saying

00:46:00.200 you

00:46:00.380 can't

00:46:00.760 you

00:46:01.000 can't

00:46:01.260 say

00:46:01.480 anything

00:46:01.840 anymore

00:46:02.320 so

00:46:02.620 you

00:46:02.800 just

00:46:03.220 kind of

00:46:04.700 pray

00:46:04.920 for them

00:46:05.380 and

00:46:05.500 just

00:46:05.660 don't

00:46:05.900 use

00:46:06.120 the

00:46:06.260 postal

00:46:06.540 system

00:46:07.000 anymore

00:46:07.440 you

00:46:08.020 know

00:46:08.140 it's

00:46:08.300 almost

00:46:08.540 getting

00:46:08.760 back

00:46:08.940 to

00:46:09.040 days

00:46:09.160 you

00:46:09.260 just

00:46:09.400 take

00:46:09.600 a

00:46:09.740 letter

00:46:09.880 to

00:46:10.100 somebody

00:46:10.540 if

00:46:10.700 you

00:46:10.800 need

00:46:11.020 to

00:46:11.140 get

00:46:11.300 it

00:46:11.400 to

00:46:11.560 them

00:46:11.800 but

00:46:14.800 uh

00:46:15.340 but

00:46:16.940 anyway

00:46:17.200 what

00:46:17.420 else

00:46:17.580 you

00:46:17.680 got

00:46:17.880 bub

00:46:18.540 also

00:46:19.300 I

00:46:19.660 got

00:46:19.920 me

00:46:20.300 and

00:46:20.500 four

00:46:20.740 buddies

00:46:21.120 coming

00:46:21.460 to

00:46:21.800 making

00:46:22.360 a

00:46:22.540 road

00:46:22.740 trip

00:46:22.940 down

00:46:23.160 to

00:46:23.300 Nashville

00:46:23.680 Tennessee

00:46:24.200 and

00:46:25.860 I'm

00:46:26.000 just

00:46:26.180 curious

00:46:26.580 if

00:46:26.820 you

00:46:26.920 have

00:46:27.120 any

00:46:27.300 input

00:46:27.640 on

00:46:27.840 what

00:46:27.980 we

00:46:28.140 should

00:46:28.300 do

00:46:28.580 we're

00:46:28.800 staying

00:46:29.080 right

00:46:29.320 on

00:46:29.480 Broadway

00:46:29.920 there

00:46:30.360 I

00:46:31.560 don't

00:46:31.680 know

00:46:31.840 we

00:46:32.000 don't

00:46:32.160 know

00:46:32.340 if

00:46:32.480 we

00:46:32.560 should

00:46:32.720 pull

00:46:32.960 up

00:46:33.180 with

00:46:33.300 some

00:46:33.500 cowboy

00:46:33.860 boots

00:46:34.180 and

00:46:34.300 a

00:46:34.440 cowboy

00:46:34.760 hat

00:46:35.140 just

00:46:35.640 curious

00:46:35.960 if

00:46:36.120 you

00:46:36.160 can

00:46:36.280 tell

00:46:36.460 me

00:46:36.580 how

00:46:36.700 it's

00:46:36.860 looking

00:46:37.080 down

00:46:37.340 there

00:46:37.620 well

00:46:38.840 look

00:46:39.040 it's

00:46:39.260 open

00:46:39.540 it's

00:46:39.780 open

00:46:40.140 carry

00:46:40.600 as well

00:46:41.040 I

00:46:41.160 think

00:46:41.260 it's

00:46:41.380 an

00:46:41.480 open

00:46:41.640 carry

00:46:41.960 state

00:46:42.340 so you

00:46:42.540 could

00:46:42.700 lock

00:46:43.040 up

00:46:43.340 I

00:46:43.540 think

00:46:43.720 they

00:46:43.840 just

00:46:44.120 opened

00:46:44.420 that

00:46:44.640 up

00:46:44.940 and

00:46:45.540 you

00:46:47.240 know

00:46:47.400 it's

00:46:47.580 the

00:46:47.700 central

00:46:48.000 east

00:46:48.280 man

00:46:48.480 so

00:46:48.640 it's

00:46:48.780 all

00:46:48.940 types

00:46:49.260 of

00:46:49.420 people

00:46:49.620 Broadway

00:46:50.040 does

00:46:50.420 have

00:46:50.600 a

00:46:50.740 real

00:46:50.940 country

00:46:51.520 vibe

00:46:52.000 to

00:46:52.260 it

00:46:52.520 but

00:46:53.640 there's

00:46:53.880 all

00:46:54.120 types

00:46:54.480 around

00:46:54.820 here

00:46:55.120 there's

00:46:56.680 all

00:46:56.920 types

00:46:57.360 around

00:46:57.680 here

00:46:57.940 and

00:46:58.060 it's

00:46:58.320 you

00:46:59.620 know

00:46:59.740 it's

00:47:06.580 right

00:47:06.920 in

00:47:07.020 the

00:47:07.160 city

00:47:07.320 I

00:47:07.440 mean

00:47:07.520 unless

00:47:07.760 you

00:47:07.920 guys

00:47:08.120 are

00:47:08.200 just

00:47:08.340 looking

00:47:08.600 to

00:47:08.760 rage

00:47:09.300 if

00:47:10.200 that's

00:47:10.500 the

00:47:10.640 case

00:47:10.900 if

00:47:11.060 y'all

00:47:11.200 just

00:47:11.340 looking

00:47:11.560 to

00:47:11.720 shed

00:47:11.960 some

00:47:12.160 skin

00:47:12.640 bro

00:47:12.920 and

00:47:14.240 just

00:47:14.480 dick

00:47:14.860 out

00:47:15.180 or

00:47:15.320 whatever

00:47:15.660 they

00:47:15.860 call

00:47:16.180 it

00:47:16.320 you

00:47:16.440 know

00:47:16.700 or

00:47:17.660 just

00:47:17.860 touch

00:47:18.260 titty

00:47:18.680 or

00:47:18.840 whatever

00:47:19.180 then

00:47:19.520 you'll

00:47:19.840 be

00:47:20.000 fine

00:47:20.360 but

00:47:20.640 if

00:47:22.400 you

00:47:22.680 want

00:47:23.100 more

00:47:23.460 than

00:47:23.700 that

00:47:24.120 then

00:47:24.580 you'll

00:47:25.280 probably

00:47:25.540 need

00:47:25.860 to

00:47:26.040 talk

00:47:26.300 to

00:47:26.480 a

00:47:26.640 concierge

00:47:27.400 or

00:47:27.520 look

00:47:27.740 at

00:47:27.860 a

00:47:28.020 you know

00:47:29.700 like

00:47:29.860 a

00:47:36.580 side

00:47:36.900 you

00:47:37.080 know

00:47:37.180 just

00:47:37.300 take

00:47:37.460 a

00:47:37.580 cruise

00:47:37.940 out

00:47:38.140 somewhere

00:47:38.420 but

00:47:38.760 that's

00:47:39.700 not

00:47:39.860 always

00:47:40.140 the

00:47:40.280 thing

00:47:40.440 you're

00:47:40.600 looking

00:47:40.780 to

00:47:40.960 do

00:47:41.300 when

00:47:42.620 you

00:47:42.760 and

00:47:42.880 your

00:47:43.000 buddies

00:47:43.280 are

00:47:43.480 just

00:47:43.700 trying

00:47:43.920 to

00:47:44.000 get

00:47:44.160 bent

00:47:44.480 out

00:47:44.860 you know

00:47:46.000 and

00:47:46.140 try

00:47:46.360 to

00:47:46.800 make

00:47:47.860 sure

00:47:48.040 everybody

00:47:48.280 straight

00:47:48.680 that's

00:47:49.000 the

00:47:49.100 thing

00:47:49.280 as

00:47:49.440 you

00:47:49.540 get

00:47:49.700 older

00:47:50.000 and

00:47:50.160 you

00:47:50.280 go

00:47:50.420 get

00:47:50.640 wasted

00:47:50.960 with

00:47:51.100 a

00:47:51.180 bunch

00:47:51.300 of

00:47:51.420 friends

00:47:51.720 it's

00:47:51.960 really

00:47:52.240 you

00:47:54.080 just

00:47:54.260 got

00:47:54.440 you

00:47:54.600 know

00:47:54.680 that's

00:47:54.920 how

00:47:55.020 you

00:47:55.140 find

00:47:55.420 that's

00:47:55.640 how

00:47:55.720 you

00:47:55.800 make

00:47:56.120 sure

00:47:56.320 that

00:47:56.480 everybody

00:47:56.760 straight

00:47:57.220 in

00:47:57.380 the

00:47:57.480 group

00:47:59.020 so

00:47:59.920 what

00:48:02.000 else

00:48:02.220 man

00:48:02.420 I

00:48:02.520 know

00:48:02.620 that

00:48:02.760 this

00:48:02.960 story

00:48:03.220 came

00:48:03.520 in

00:48:03.720 right

00:48:03.980 here

00:48:04.320 and

00:48:04.860 this

00:48:05.020 is

00:48:05.120 a

00:48:05.280 news

00:48:05.620 story

00:48:06.080 man

00:48:08.100 dies

00:48:08.920 in

00:48:10.460 taco

00:48:11.100 eating

00:48:11.560 contest

00:48:13.060 family

00:48:14.100 file

00:48:14.480 suit

00:48:14.900 a

00:48:16.080 California

00:48:16.580 man

00:48:16.900 choked

00:48:17.200 and died

00:48:17.680 during

00:48:17.920 an

00:48:18.120 amateur

00:48:18.540 taco

00:48:19.160 eating

00:48:19.540 contest

00:48:21.100 at a

00:48:21.640 minor

00:48:21.920 league

00:48:22.540 baseball

00:48:23.080 game

00:48:23.500 the

00:48:24.500 son

00:48:24.700 of

00:48:24.800 the

00:48:24.880 man

00:48:25.020 is

00:48:25.180 suing

00:48:25.440 the

00:48:25.560 events

00:48:25.840 organizers

00:48:26.300 for

00:48:26.540 negligence

00:48:27.240 the

00:48:28.220 president

00:48:28.620 of

00:48:28.760 the

00:48:28.920 league

00:48:29.300 declined

00:48:30.200 to give

00:48:30.420 a

00:48:30.560 statement

00:48:30.860 you

00:48:33.360 know

00:48:33.780 there's

00:48:37.220 a lot

00:48:37.520 worse

00:48:37.780 ways

00:48:38.060 to go

00:48:38.440 man

00:48:38.760 there's

00:48:41.700 a lot

00:48:42.060 worse

00:48:42.320 ways

00:48:42.580 to go

00:48:42.860 than

00:48:43.000 with

00:48:43.140 half

00:48:43.340 a

00:48:43.480 taco

00:48:43.800 in

00:48:44.080 you

00:48:44.240 and

00:48:47.260 these

00:48:47.500 days

00:48:47.760 nobody

00:48:48.080 wants

00:48:48.360 to have

00:48:48.680 any

00:48:48.860 accountability

00:48:49.280 no matter

00:48:49.680 what

00:48:49.920 it

00:48:50.040 is

00:48:50.380 you

00:48:52.520 know

00:48:52.620 everybody

00:48:52.860 wants

00:48:53.500 to

00:48:53.640 hashtag

00:48:54.120 taco

00:48:54.540 Tuesday

00:48:55.000 and

00:48:55.360 you

00:48:56.120 know

00:48:56.260 nom

00:48:56.600 nom

00:48:56.880 nom

00:48:57.180 nom

00:48:57.600 but

00:48:59.680 they

00:48:59.900 came

00:49:00.180 back

00:49:00.460 it

00:49:00.580 up

00:49:00.720 in

00:49:00.820 the

00:49:00.940 streets

00:49:01.240 they

00:49:01.420 get

00:49:01.600 out

00:49:01.800 there

00:49:02.140 on

00:49:03.540 them

00:49:03.680 taquitos

00:49:04.260 or

00:49:04.440 them

00:49:04.580 beef

00:49:04.800 quesadillas

00:49:05.400 and

00:49:06.960 they

00:49:07.140 came

00:49:07.360 back

00:49:07.620 it

00:49:07.820 up

00:49:08.140 bye

00:49:08.500 so I

00:49:11.360 think

00:49:11.640 in this

00:49:12.040 case

00:49:12.280 you almost

00:49:12.640 got to

00:49:12.920 let

00:49:13.120 bygones

00:49:13.740 be

00:49:13.920 bygones

00:49:14.660 man

00:49:15.080 unless

00:49:16.700 they

00:49:16.960 use

00:49:17.180 that

00:49:17.380 t-shirt

00:49:17.820 cannon

00:49:18.200 and

00:49:18.380 shot

00:49:18.680 it

00:49:18.820 down

00:49:18.980 your

00:49:19.140 boy's

00:49:19.500 gullet

00:49:19.900 I

00:49:21.780 mean

00:49:21.920 it's

00:49:22.140 highly

00:49:22.520 unfortunate

00:49:23.240 you

00:49:25.940 know

00:49:26.200 it's

00:49:27.080 first

00:49:27.340 of all

00:49:27.560 it's

00:49:27.700 extremely

00:49:28.040 unfortunate

00:49:28.420 to even

00:49:28.880 have people

00:49:29.460 know that

00:49:30.040 you were

00:49:30.300 at a

00:49:30.740 minor league

00:49:31.280 baseball

00:49:31.800 game

00:49:32.200 and

00:49:35.780 then

00:49:36.280 that you

00:49:36.900 never

00:49:37.240 left

00:49:37.820 because

00:49:39.620 you're

00:49:39.880 with the

00:49:40.200 Lord

00:49:40.440 now

00:49:40.820 and

00:49:42.380 you

00:49:42.520 got

00:49:42.740 tacoed

00:49:43.320 out

00:49:43.520 I

00:49:44.880 mean

00:49:45.000 it's

00:49:45.180 heartbreaking

00:49:45.600 man

00:49:46.000 and

00:49:46.200 and

00:49:48.000 I

00:49:48.160 feel

00:49:48.360 for

00:49:48.540 the

00:49:48.700 family

00:49:49.080 and

00:49:49.200 I

00:49:49.340 feel

00:49:49.520 for

00:49:49.680 the

00:49:49.820 fella

00:49:50.020 that

00:49:50.200 went

00:49:50.460 down

00:49:50.860 on

00:49:51.060 that

00:49:51.240 on

00:49:53.300 that

00:49:53.460 entree

00:49:53.960 but

00:49:55.740 I

00:49:57.100 don't

00:49:57.220 know

00:49:57.300 if a

00:49:57.540 lawsuit

00:49:57.840 helps

00:49:58.400 it's

00:50:00.040 just

00:50:00.180 gonna

00:50:00.480 you know

00:50:01.180 it's

00:50:01.320 gonna

00:50:01.440 cripple

00:50:01.840 the

00:50:02.000 team

00:50:02.260 the

00:50:02.400 team

00:50:02.600 will

00:50:02.700 be

00:50:02.820 done

00:50:03.120 so

00:50:05.380 maybe

00:50:09.580 see

00:50:09.860 if you

00:50:10.080 can

00:50:10.240 sue

00:50:10.460 to

00:50:10.560 have

00:50:10.720 to

00:50:10.840 change

00:50:11.120 the

00:50:11.280 name

00:50:11.620 you

00:50:14.980 know

00:50:15.140 sue

00:50:15.720 to

00:50:15.860 see

00:50:15.960 if

00:50:16.060 you

00:50:16.120 could

00:50:16.240 change

00:50:16.520 the

00:50:16.660 name

00:50:16.820 to

00:50:16.960 something

00:50:17.200 in

00:50:17.340 memoriam

00:50:17.820 of

00:50:17.960 your

00:50:18.080 son

00:50:18.420 that

00:50:20.400 might

00:50:20.560 be

00:50:20.720 kind

00:50:20.880 of

00:50:20.980 nice

00:50:21.340 at

00:50:24.120 least

00:50:24.320 that

00:50:24.660 way

00:50:24.860 there's

00:50:25.100 gonna

00:50:25.260 be

00:50:25.440 a

00:50:25.600 piece

00:50:25.880 of

00:50:26.020 him

00:50:26.200 still

00:50:26.500 alive

00:50:27.060 you

00:50:27.280 know

00:50:27.520 in

00:50:28.720 a

00:50:29.280 special

00:50:29.580 way

00:50:29.820 that

00:50:29.960 will

00:50:30.120 because

00:50:30.540 other

00:50:30.760 people

00:50:30.980 are

00:50:31.100 gonna

00:50:31.200 go

00:50:31.440 to

00:50:31.600 the

00:50:31.740 games

00:50:32.040 and

00:50:32.220 find

00:50:32.700 joy

00:50:33.120 but

00:50:35.880 but

00:50:37.020 I'm

00:50:37.160 sorry

00:50:37.460 man

00:50:37.720 R.I.P.

00:50:38.340 bro

00:50:38.440 praise

00:50:38.800 God

00:50:39.160 bro

00:50:39.440 so

00:50:40.660 oh

00:50:43.020 man

00:50:44.720 I'm

00:50:44.860 tired

00:50:45.080 today

00:50:45.320 it's

00:50:45.820 been a

00:50:46.060 long

00:50:46.280 couple

00:50:46.540 of

00:50:46.740 you know

00:50:47.740 I was

00:50:47.900 out of

00:50:48.060 town

00:50:48.180 for like

00:50:48.420 a week

00:50:49.120 went to

00:50:51.360 LA

00:50:51.600 then went

00:50:51.960 to

00:50:52.100 Easter

00:50:52.480 and

00:50:53.420 and

00:50:56.400 it's

00:50:56.600 good

00:50:56.840 man

00:50:57.180 you know

00:50:58.780 it's

00:50:59.020 good

00:50:59.280 man

00:50:59.620 what

00:51:02.520 else

00:51:02.740 we

00:51:02.920 got

00:51:03.280 a

00:51:04.160 video

00:51:05.840 that

00:51:06.100 came

00:51:06.340 in

00:51:06.500 right

00:51:06.760 here

00:51:07.180 let's

00:51:07.600 take

00:51:07.740 a

00:51:07.880 peek

00:51:08.180 this

00:51:09.460 young

00:51:09.820 fella

00:51:10.060 down

00:51:10.420 syndrome

00:51:10.860 and

00:51:12.460 you

00:51:12.580 know

00:51:12.720 I

00:51:12.880 beat

00:51:13.120 it

00:51:13.460 and

00:51:15.200 this

00:51:15.360 beautiful

00:51:15.720 fella

00:51:16.000 right

00:51:16.220 here

00:51:16.340 this

00:51:16.500 toddler

00:51:16.900 he's

00:51:17.440 playing

00:51:17.680 football

00:51:18.740 and

00:51:20.740 the

00:51:20.980 handoff

00:51:21.440 thanks for

00:51:21.840 saying

00:51:22.120 bro

00:51:22.440 he's

00:51:24.740 at the

00:51:26.180 20

00:51:26.540 he's

00:51:27.380 at the

00:51:27.740 10

00:51:28.080 he's

00:51:28.740 going

00:51:28.980 out

00:51:29.360 here

00:51:29.980 let's go

00:51:31.160 let's go

00:51:33.020 let's go

00:51:33.100 let's go

00:51:35.020 let's go

00:51:37.020 let's go

00:51:39.020 that's

00:51:49.120 beautiful

00:51:49.460 man

00:51:49.780 this

00:51:49.920 fella

00:51:50.120 for

00:51:50.300 the

00:51:50.440 wild

00:51:50.760 cats

00:51:51.180 and

00:51:53.480 he

00:51:53.620 has

00:51:53.780 down

00:51:54.040 center

00:51:54.300 and

00:51:54.400 he

00:51:54.520 played

00:51:54.700 for

00:51:54.820 the

00:51:54.940 wild

00:51:55.260 cats

00:51:55.660 and

00:51:55.860 they

00:51:57.260 let

00:51:57.480 him

00:51:57.580 run

00:51:57.800 in

00:51:57.940 for

00:51:58.060 the

00:51:58.180 score

00:51:58.520 you

00:52:01.080 know

00:52:01.200 and

00:52:01.340 that

00:52:01.500 kind

00:52:01.660 of

00:52:01.760 stuff

00:52:01.960 is

00:52:02.140 sweet

00:52:02.420 man

00:52:02.660 it's

00:52:02.840 beautiful

00:52:03.160 to

00:52:03.360 see

00:52:03.560 it's

00:52:03.720 beautiful

00:52:04.060 to

00:52:04.320 see

00:52:04.440 the

00:52:04.580 little

00:52:04.900 fella

00:52:05.240 getting

00:52:06.760 out

00:52:07.020 there

00:52:07.440 getting

00:52:08.760 into

00:52:09.020 the

00:52:09.180 end

00:52:09.360 zone

00:52:09.520 feeling

00:52:09.980 that

00:52:10.260 just

00:52:10.460 that

00:52:10.680 fire

00:52:11.200 you

00:52:11.460 know

00:52:11.740 because

00:52:12.460 so

00:52:12.700 many

00:52:12.820 people

00:52:13.020 don't

00:52:13.180 get to

00:52:13.420 feel

00:52:13.580 like

00:52:13.720 camaraderie

00:52:14.280 I

00:52:16.160 do

00:52:16.460 think

00:52:16.880 though

00:52:17.280 that

00:52:18.920 somebody

00:52:19.300 towards

00:52:19.600 the

00:52:19.740 end

00:52:19.860 of

00:52:19.940 the

00:52:20.060 thing

00:52:20.320 should

00:52:20.560 have

00:52:20.680 lit

00:52:20.800 him

00:52:20.920 up

00:52:21.060 a

00:52:21.180 little

00:52:21.300 bit

00:52:21.620 you

00:52:23.080 know

00:52:23.200 have

00:52:23.360 a

00:52:23.520 brother

00:52:23.760 at

00:52:23.900 least

00:52:24.000 a

00:52:24.180 mixed

00:52:24.440 dude

00:52:24.780 fly

00:52:27.220 in

00:52:27.420 and

00:52:27.520 just

00:52:27.640 right

00:52:27.920 as

00:52:28.080 he

00:52:28.180 crosses

00:52:28.500 the

00:52:28.720 goal

00:52:28.980 line

00:52:29.260 crack

00:52:29.620 him

00:52:29.760 a

00:52:29.900 little

00:52:30.080 just

00:52:31.800 to

00:52:32.040 really

00:52:32.580 because

00:52:36.800 that's

00:52:37.380 how you

00:52:37.700 learn

00:52:38.760 going

00:52:39.560 through

00:52:39.840 the

00:52:40.060 fire

00:52:40.500 you

00:52:44.120 could

00:52:44.300 let

00:52:44.520 anybody

00:52:44.900 just

00:52:45.120 run

00:52:45.380 across

00:52:45.720 the

00:52:45.940 track

00:52:46.340 you

00:52:46.500 get

00:52:46.700 a

00:52:46.840 good

00:52:47.040 feeling

00:52:47.540 I'm

00:52:47.760 sure

00:52:47.920 it's

00:52:48.140 uplifting

00:52:48.680 but

00:52:51.480 knowing

00:52:51.920 that

00:52:52.180 you

00:52:52.320 got

00:52:52.540 laid

00:52:52.900 down

00:52:53.260 by

00:52:53.460 a

00:52:53.680 mixed

00:52:53.920 dude

00:52:54.220 right

00:52:54.500 at

00:52:54.640 the

00:52:54.800 end

00:52:55.140 I

00:52:59.000 think

00:52:59.260 that

00:52:59.460 that

00:52:59.940 makes

00:53:00.860 it

00:53:01.000 even

00:53:01.220 doper

00:53:01.660 if

00:53:01.820 he

00:53:01.940 shows

00:53:02.200 it

00:53:02.300 to

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00:53:13.520 I

00:53:13.640 wish

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00:53:14.140 know

00:53:14.320 you

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00:53:17.500 they

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00:53:24.620 and

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00:53:25.440 him

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00:53:26.140 the

00:53:26.300 guy

00:53:26.600 you

00:53:27.340 know

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00:53:27.880 got

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00:53:29.640 you

00:53:30.920 want

00:53:31.300 I

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00:53:31.640 feel

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00:53:31.960 you

00:53:32.060 want

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00:53:37.240 know

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00:53:39.480 know

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00:53:46.760 have

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00:53:56.480 know

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00:53:57.060 that

00:53:57.500 you

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00:56:00.080 you that

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00:56:14.420 what's

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00:56:17.660 is

00:56:17.800 Nate

00:56:18.240 I'm

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00:56:20.160 I'm

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00:56:26.800 Nate

00:56:27.240 anxious

00:56:28.640 Nate

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00:56:30.960 you

00:56:31.120 got

00:56:31.260 that

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00:56:31.780 in

00:56:31.980 you

00:56:32.120 yes

00:56:33.500 sir

00:56:33.780 let's

00:56:34.920 hear

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00:56:35.360 and

00:56:36.620 I

00:56:36.760 know

00:56:36.940 you

00:56:37.180 take

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00:56:38.800 and

00:56:39.100 you're

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00:56:39.920 open

00:56:40.260 about

00:56:40.640 it

00:56:40.900 I'm

00:56:41.580 really

00:56:41.780 nervous

00:56:42.320 to

00:56:42.720 inquire

00:56:43.920 about

00:56:44.280 it

00:56:44.420 I'm

00:56:44.600 nervous

00:56:44.900 that

00:56:45.280 I'll

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00:56:46.360 my

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00:56:46.820 I'll

00:56:47.000 lose

00:56:47.180 my

00:56:47.400 personality

00:56:48.080 I'm

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00:56:50.320 I'm

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00:56:50.960 that

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00:56:54.300 certainly

00:56:54.620 see that

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00:56:55.420 not

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00:56:56.540 so

00:56:58.480 I was

00:56:58.700 just

00:56:58.820 wondering

00:56:59.100 if

00:56:59.320 you

00:56:59.400 could

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00:56:59.640 me

00:56:59.760 any

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00:57:00.520 I

00:57:01.280 appreciate

00:57:01.700 your

00:57:01.980 honesty

00:57:02.420 man

00:57:02.800 thank

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00:57:04.000 peace

00:57:05.320 out

00:57:05.580 gang

00:57:05.860 gang

00:57:06.180 Nathaniel

00:57:08.200 and

00:57:08.340 thank you

00:57:08.820 thank you

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00:57:10.300 out man

00:57:10.800 and just

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00:57:13.540 you

00:57:13.760 on

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00:57:14.420 meds

00:57:14.960 I mean

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00:57:18.220 dude

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00:57:30.060 man

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00:57:31.800 you

00:57:32.060 everybody's

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00:57:33.500 or

00:57:33.800 hell the

00:57:35.200 other day

00:57:35.520 I unzip my

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00:57:36.200 my penis

00:57:36.680 was taking

00:57:37.120 a pill

00:57:37.460 I don't

00:57:37.720 even have

00:57:38.920 anything to do

00:57:39.340 with it

00:57:39.640 everything's

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00:57:43.780 you'll

00:57:43.980 find a

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00:57:44.520 pill

00:57:44.820 in your

00:57:45.080 ass

00:57:45.480 bro

00:57:45.720 you know

00:57:46.440 it's

00:57:46.600 like that

00:57:47.040 people

00:57:47.360 peeled

00:57:47.700 out

00:57:48.020 everybody's

00:57:50.580 on something

00:57:50.900 but um

00:57:51.480 you know

00:57:53.560 the anti

00:57:54.060 anxiety

00:57:54.740 meds

00:57:55.100 yeah

00:57:55.440 I've

00:57:55.660 taken

00:57:55.880 them

00:57:56.020 all

00:57:56.220 man

00:57:56.440 Zoloft

00:57:57.380 but I

00:57:59.240 would call

00:57:59.540 Zoloft

00:58:00.000 Noloft

00:58:00.760 because I

00:58:01.080 couldn't

00:58:01.300 get that

00:58:01.600 erect

00:58:02.020 you know

00:58:04.860 they really

00:58:05.300 have

00:58:05.480 I was

00:58:05.720 really

00:58:05.920 sponged

00:58:06.520 out

00:58:06.700 in that

00:58:06.980 wean

00:58:07.360 baby

00:58:07.620 you know

00:58:07.980 it

00:58:08.180 so

00:58:10.140 the

00:58:12.600 hard part

00:58:13.200 is keeping

00:58:13.560 your penis

00:58:14.040 full

00:58:14.520 because the

00:58:17.980 crazy part

00:58:18.440 is your

00:58:18.700 brain I

00:58:19.160 feel like

00:58:19.400 will get

00:58:19.680 happier

00:58:20.180 on the

00:58:20.800 anti

00:58:21.100 anxiety

00:58:21.540 meds

00:58:21.820 your brain

00:58:22.220 will get

00:58:22.540 better

00:58:22.860 off

00:58:23.220 you just

00:58:25.580 don't care

00:58:25.940 about things

00:58:26.420 as much

00:58:26.940 you see

00:58:28.880 a squirrel

00:58:29.360 get shot

00:58:30.040 or something

00:58:30.520 you feel

00:58:33.420 bad

00:58:33.740 but you

00:58:34.000 don't

00:58:34.340 feel

00:58:34.960 bad

00:58:35.380 you just

00:58:35.800 know

00:58:36.660 you feel

00:58:37.080 bad

00:58:37.520 something

00:58:41.060 sad

00:58:41.360 happens

00:58:41.720 you

00:58:42.020 you get

00:58:44.000 sad

00:58:44.500 but you

00:58:44.740 don't get

00:58:45.080 that sad

00:58:45.960 you just

00:58:46.300 kind of

00:58:46.620 know

00:58:47.240 that you

00:58:47.660 feel

00:58:48.280 sad

00:58:48.860 so it

00:58:51.660 kind of

00:58:52.060 you know

00:58:52.340 like when

00:58:52.680 you went

00:58:52.980 bowling

00:58:53.360 as a

00:58:53.720 child

00:58:54.140 and they

00:58:56.060 had them

00:58:56.400 bumper

00:58:56.720 bowlings

00:58:57.320 on

00:58:57.700 it's

00:58:58.480 like

00:58:58.680 that

00:58:59.100 but for

00:59:01.720 feelings

00:59:02.560 just puts

00:59:03.880 the bumpers

00:59:04.420 on

00:59:04.700 and sometimes

00:59:08.460 I want the

00:59:09.020 bumpers off

00:59:09.660 I want the

00:59:10.080 full throttle

00:59:10.740 I want that

00:59:11.600 dirty Monty

00:59:12.380 you know

00:59:13.260 I want that

00:59:15.160 nasty

00:59:15.620 nasty

00:59:16.320 I want all

00:59:17.280 the feelings

00:59:17.860 so that's

00:59:20.400 the trade

00:59:20.780 off

00:59:21.140 you don't

00:59:22.760 get the

00:59:23.240 highs

00:59:23.660 and you

00:59:23.960 don't get

00:59:24.320 the lows

00:59:24.840 you get

00:59:25.320 a whole

00:59:25.860 lot of

00:59:26.460 harsh

00:59:27.000 mediums

00:59:28.320 good

00:59:30.180 and bad

00:59:30.720 so

00:59:33.600 sometimes

00:59:34.260 I wish

00:59:35.080 I could

00:59:35.340 quit

00:59:35.660 and now

00:59:36.040 I can't

00:59:36.540 quit

00:59:36.840 I quit

00:59:37.900 for a few

00:59:38.320 days

00:59:38.620 and I

00:59:38.860 spiral

00:59:39.260 a little

00:59:39.700 and I

00:59:41.440 don't even

00:59:41.620 know if

00:59:41.800 it's

00:59:41.900 placebo

00:59:42.280 or if

00:59:42.660 it's

00:59:42.800 real

00:59:43.100 but I

00:59:45.720 quit

00:59:45.880 for a few

00:59:46.300 days

00:59:46.640 and I

00:59:46.940 then I

00:59:47.260 get real

00:59:47.540 scared

00:59:48.080 one bad

00:59:49.140 thing

00:59:49.340 happens

00:59:49.680 and I

00:59:49.880 think

00:59:50.060 you know

00:59:50.420 I start

00:59:50.640 feeling

00:59:50.920 some type

00:59:51.440 of way

00:59:51.880 and

00:59:52.140 then I

00:59:53.780 feel like

00:59:54.120 everything's

00:59:54.560 going to be

00:59:54.820 bad

00:59:55.100 and I

00:59:55.280 have to

00:59:55.460 get right

00:59:55.740 back

00:59:55.940 on it

00:59:56.320 and it's

00:59:59.400 crazy to

00:59:59.820 me that

01:00:00.080 you know

01:00:01.880 something that

01:00:02.320 I went in

01:00:02.720 for 20

01:00:03.300 years ago

01:00:04.040 they gave

01:00:06.040 me this

01:00:06.320 pill and

01:00:06.620 I'm still

01:00:07.100 taking it

01:00:07.700 that's

01:00:08.100 that's

01:00:09.000 wild

01:00:09.420 it feels

01:00:12.360 not right

01:00:13.120 like if

01:00:13.540 you broke

01:00:14.060 your arm

01:00:14.540 and they

01:00:15.040 put a

01:00:15.300 cast on

01:00:15.880 it

01:00:16.060 20 years

01:00:17.500 ago

01:00:17.640 if you

01:00:17.840 still had

01:00:18.240 the cast

01:00:18.740 on

01:00:19.000 it seems

01:00:21.360 like they'd

01:00:21.640 have some

01:00:21.920 way to

01:00:22.140 get you

01:00:22.500 off the

01:00:22.900 cast

01:00:23.380 and that's

01:00:26.700 the thing

01:00:27.080 about it

01:00:27.600 it's more

01:00:28.060 like getting

01:00:28.680 I don't

01:00:30.340 know it's

01:00:30.680 like an

01:00:30.900 eternal

01:00:31.280 thing

01:00:31.760 but don't

01:00:34.380 feel bad

01:00:34.980 about it

01:00:35.500 a lot

01:00:36.360 of people

01:00:36.680 are on

01:00:37.080 it

01:00:37.360 I would

01:00:38.640 just kind

01:00:38.960 of monitor

01:00:39.460 how you

01:00:39.880 are on

01:00:40.360 it

01:00:40.540 and then

01:00:42.100 make an

01:00:42.420 educated

01:00:42.820 guess for

01:00:43.300 yourself

01:00:43.840 you know

01:00:46.680 these are

01:00:46.980 unique times

01:00:47.840 and these

01:00:48.080 are meted

01:00:48.520 up times

01:00:49.220 and

01:00:51.220 just know

01:00:53.280 you're not

01:00:53.560 alone man

01:00:54.060 and people

01:00:55.560 love talking

01:00:56.160 about it

01:00:56.780 hell you

01:00:57.360 flash a

01:00:57.900 fluoxetine

01:00:58.740 or a

01:00:59.020 damn

01:00:59.340 what is

01:01:02.200 that other

01:01:02.460 one called

01:01:02.960 it's

01:01:03.260 wellbutrin

01:01:04.180 at a

01:01:04.460 bar

01:01:04.800 I mean

01:01:07.700 look

01:01:08.300 bitches

01:01:09.160 love

01:01:09.540 butrin

01:01:10.040 I've seen

01:01:10.420 those shirts

01:01:10.920 before

01:01:11.300 so

01:01:12.120 so it's

01:01:15.040 possible to

01:01:15.600 really find

01:01:16.080 joy even

01:01:16.620 on the

01:01:17.240 pills and

01:01:17.980 everything

01:01:18.300 so

01:01:18.860 oh man

01:01:25.220 my back

01:01:26.080 hurts

01:01:26.380 something

01:01:26.680 always

01:01:27.020 hurts

01:01:27.340 Jesus

01:01:27.760 man

01:01:28.280 getting

01:01:30.120 old

01:01:30.660 your

01:01:30.880 fucking

01:01:31.200 body

01:01:31.640 it's

01:01:32.560 hard

01:01:35.000 man

01:01:35.460 and I

01:01:37.080 gotta pee

01:01:37.560 all the

01:01:37.780 time

01:01:37.900 I start

01:01:38.200 to feel

01:01:38.440 like I'm

01:01:38.660 just carrying

01:01:39.320 pee around

01:01:39.920 I feel

01:01:40.200 like a

01:01:40.500 camel

01:01:40.920 more than

01:01:42.460 a person

01:01:42.880 like oh

01:01:43.440 here's

01:01:43.820 some more

01:01:44.200 pee

01:01:44.500 here's

01:01:45.000 some

01:01:45.200 pee

01:01:45.540 here's

01:01:47.180 some

01:01:47.440 pee

01:01:47.760 pee

01:01:48.380 matter

01:01:59.920 of fact

01:02:00.180 I'm

01:02:00.320 gonna

01:02:00.420 pee

01:02:00.560 before

01:02:00.800 this

01:02:01.020 last

01:02:01.440 call

01:02:01.980 alright

01:02:04.800 you know

01:02:07.220 I'm

01:02:07.600 lucky to have

01:02:09.360 a job

01:02:09.900 I gotta

01:02:10.900 remember

01:02:11.200 that

01:02:11.540 I've

01:02:11.960 been

01:02:12.060 making

01:02:12.240 a lot

01:02:12.440 of

01:02:12.560 gratitude

01:02:12.900 lists

01:02:13.320 recently

01:02:13.720 and that's

01:02:14.040 been

01:02:14.300 helping me

01:02:15.420 keep my

01:02:15.700 mind in a

01:02:16.200 good spot

01:02:16.840 you know

01:02:18.560 because the

01:02:20.840 world is weird

01:02:21.500 the world is

01:02:22.000 always gonna be

01:02:22.680 weird

01:02:23.020 and really our

01:02:24.400 world is better

01:02:24.980 than a lot of

01:02:25.600 people have ever

01:02:26.160 had it

01:02:26.660 and

01:02:28.160 and I

01:02:29.480 believe that

01:02:30.180 and

01:02:32.080 I gotta

01:02:33.920 take care of

01:02:34.720 my space

01:02:36.360 and my

01:02:36.640 brain space

01:02:37.460 you know

01:02:38.200 I

01:02:39.940 be careful

01:02:40.500 where I set

01:02:41.000 my brain

01:02:41.480 and where I

01:02:41.880 set my

01:02:42.380 attention

01:02:43.000 and where I

01:02:43.480 set my

01:02:44.120 sponge

01:02:47.120 because you'll

01:02:51.840 absorb man

01:02:53.640 let's take

01:02:55.920 another call

01:02:56.480 that came

01:02:56.900 in here

01:02:57.400 man

01:02:57.780 here we

01:02:58.860 go

01:02:59.420 hey

01:03:03.100 this is

01:03:03.860 Jordan

01:03:04.180 in Denver

01:03:05.400 Colorado

01:03:06.000 hey

01:03:07.480 Jordan

01:03:07.980 thank you

01:03:09.220 for the

01:03:09.440 call

01:03:09.640 may you

01:03:09.980 sound

01:03:10.220 like my

01:03:10.560 friend

01:03:10.900 John

01:03:11.820 who's a

01:03:13.180 friend of

01:03:13.460 mine

01:03:13.700 that used

01:03:14.020 to work

01:03:14.360 for

01:03:14.580 JP

01:03:15.400 Pacone

01:03:15.940 I think

01:03:16.260 they did

01:03:16.600 construction

01:03:18.140 or something

01:03:18.680 I think

01:03:20.580 he's still

01:03:20.920 alive

01:03:21.260 but not

01:03:21.640 definite

01:03:21.980 let's hear

01:03:22.440 more

01:03:22.640 brother

01:03:22.860 thank you

01:03:23.160 for calling

01:03:23.500 Jordan

01:03:23.840 sorry

01:03:24.240 been a long

01:03:27.080 time listening

01:03:27.640 to your podcast

01:03:28.260 I work

01:03:29.580 by myself

01:03:30.220 every day

01:03:30.800 so I

01:03:31.540 have you

01:03:32.640 in my ear

01:03:33.160 most days

01:03:33.900 and you

01:03:35.020 help me

01:03:35.380 get through

01:03:36.000 and make

01:03:36.580 me laugh

01:03:37.020 and make

01:03:38.640 the work

01:03:39.000 day that

01:03:39.380 much easier

01:03:40.020 well thank

01:03:42.100 you man

01:03:42.340 I appreciate

01:03:42.760 that

01:03:43.220 you know

01:03:44.000 you make

01:03:44.880 my work

01:03:45.260 day easier

01:03:45.860 by being

01:03:46.860 on the

01:03:47.660 phone

01:03:47.900 here

01:03:48.160 and just

01:03:48.540 chiming

01:03:49.440 in

01:03:49.680 so thank

01:03:50.160 you for

01:03:51.000 checking in

01:03:52.420 man

01:03:52.640 gang

01:03:53.060 onward

01:03:53.540 I was just

01:03:55.440 calling

01:03:55.800 my little

01:03:57.900 brother

01:03:58.260 a couple

01:03:58.740 years younger

01:03:59.280 than me

01:03:59.840 he just

01:04:01.100 graduated

01:04:01.620 from

01:04:02.000 physical

01:04:03.020 therapy

01:04:03.480 school

01:04:04.060 and he's

01:04:05.460 supposed to

01:04:05.800 get his

01:04:06.120 license

01:04:06.800 and you

01:04:07.340 know

01:04:07.460 go

01:04:07.740 start off

01:04:08.680 on that

01:04:08.960 career

01:04:09.380 and

01:04:09.700 lately

01:04:11.060 alcohol

01:04:12.320 has gotten

01:04:12.920 the better

01:04:13.300 of him

01:04:13.700 and

01:04:13.920 his addiction

01:04:15.580 is winning

01:04:16.740 out

01:04:17.160 over

01:04:17.960 that

01:04:20.260 potentially

01:04:21.460 new

01:04:21.940 exciting

01:04:22.680 career

01:04:23.100 and

01:04:23.480 he had

01:04:26.480 about

01:04:26.720 six weeks

01:04:27.320 sober

01:04:27.860 and relapsed

01:04:29.860 this past

01:04:30.280 Thursday

01:04:30.740 and he's

01:04:32.320 just been

01:04:32.680 deep in

01:04:33.180 it

01:04:33.480 and

01:04:33.920 he doesn't

01:04:37.580 want to

01:04:37.860 live

01:04:38.140 he wants

01:04:38.720 to drink

01:04:39.080 himself

01:04:39.420 to death

01:04:39.840 and be

01:04:41.020 left alone

01:04:41.660 to do it

01:04:42.260 and

01:04:42.780 I don't

01:04:44.740 know how

01:04:45.000 to reach

01:04:45.300 him

01:04:45.420 man

01:04:45.660 so

01:04:45.980 any

01:04:49.020 advice

01:04:49.440 you might

01:04:49.800 have

01:04:50.020 for me

01:04:50.500 I know

01:04:52.720 you know

01:04:53.040 so much

01:04:53.440 about

01:04:53.840 this kind

01:04:54.400 of thing

01:04:54.840 and listen

01:04:55.700 to you

01:04:56.020 talk to

01:04:56.360 other

01:04:56.560 callers

01:04:57.060 on the

01:04:57.420 podcast

01:04:57.720 so if

01:04:59.500 you have

01:04:59.780 anything

01:05:00.080 you can

01:05:00.400 give me

01:05:00.780 if you

01:05:01.000 have time

01:05:01.540 to

01:05:01.880 shout out

01:05:03.360 to him

01:05:03.860 and just

01:05:05.720 let him

01:05:06.040 know

01:05:06.260 that

01:05:06.540 you know

01:05:07.760 he's worthy

01:05:08.380 that he's

01:05:09.360 okay

01:05:09.720 I appreciate

01:05:12.200 it

01:05:12.760 gang bro

01:05:13.340 thank you

01:05:13.840 man

01:05:14.020 thank you

01:05:14.300 for calling

01:05:14.800 you know

01:05:18.740 thank you

01:05:19.060 for caring

01:05:19.400 about your

01:05:19.780 brother

01:05:20.060 you know

01:05:20.320 thank you

01:05:20.680 for putting

01:05:21.120 that into

01:05:21.540 the world

01:05:22.180 man it's

01:05:29.200 hard

01:05:29.380 it's hard

01:05:29.840 to watch

01:05:30.160 somebody we

01:05:30.620 care about

01:05:30.980 struggle bro

01:05:31.700 it's hard

01:05:32.480 you know

01:05:37.340 it's hard

01:05:37.840 when we

01:05:38.220 can't see

01:05:39.000 when we

01:05:42.640 can't feel

01:05:43.320 how much

01:05:43.660 people care

01:05:44.300 I think

01:05:46.760 that's a

01:05:47.200 common

01:05:47.580 problem

01:05:47.940 with people

01:05:48.300 that struggle

01:05:48.980 is they

01:05:51.420 can't

01:05:52.500 feel

01:05:53.200 the care

01:05:54.140 for some

01:05:54.560 reason

01:05:54.760 they just

01:05:55.180 can't

01:05:55.640 feel it

01:05:56.040 they just

01:05:56.340 don't

01:05:57.200 their

01:05:57.660 antennas

01:05:58.380 their

01:05:58.620 heart

01:05:59.640 antennas

01:06:00.220 are not

01:06:00.580 very long

01:06:01.420 and they

01:06:03.480 have a

01:06:03.780 short

01:06:04.200 memory

01:06:04.760 their

01:06:05.220 heart

01:06:05.480 has a

01:06:05.840 short

01:06:06.120 memory

01:06:06.520 that's

01:06:09.620 literally

01:06:09.940 what it

01:06:10.280 feels

01:06:10.420 like

01:06:10.860 sometimes

01:06:11.060 like my

01:06:11.440 heart

01:06:11.640 just has

01:06:11.960 such a

01:06:12.280 short

01:06:12.520 memory

01:06:12.900 and I

01:06:14.000 don't

01:06:14.140 want it

01:06:14.460 to

01:06:14.600 it's

01:06:14.760 not a

01:06:15.020 choice

01:06:15.400 it's

01:06:15.740 a

01:06:16.060 defect

01:06:17.200 but man

01:06:22.520 thank you

01:06:23.220 for just

01:06:23.580 reminding me

01:06:24.020 of what

01:06:24.240 it's like

01:06:24.520 to care

01:06:24.900 about a

01:06:25.480 brother

01:06:25.760 thank you

01:06:29.240 for just

01:06:29.860 sharing

01:06:30.180 like you

01:06:30.640 know

01:06:30.860 for sharing

01:06:32.500 that it

01:06:32.860 just hearing

01:06:33.460 you you

01:06:34.040 know

01:06:34.200 just call

01:06:35.460 you care

01:06:35.800 about your

01:06:36.120 brother

01:06:36.400 you want

01:06:37.980 him to be

01:06:38.320 okay

01:06:38.740 you know

01:06:39.420 yeah and if

01:06:44.640 I had a

01:06:44.960 message for

01:06:45.380 him I

01:06:45.540 would just

01:06:45.760 say hey

01:06:46.120 man you

01:06:46.500 know

01:06:46.720 I wish

01:06:48.580 you didn't

01:06:48.880 feel so

01:06:49.340 bad

01:06:49.740 you know

01:06:52.660 I really

01:06:53.160 really wish

01:06:54.160 you didn't

01:06:54.480 feel so

01:06:54.900 bad

01:06:55.260 and I bet

01:06:59.780 you probably

01:07:00.160 hurt in a

01:07:00.760 place that you

01:07:01.260 can't even

01:07:01.720 access

01:07:02.360 and I bet

01:07:13.160 you want

01:07:13.480 people to

01:07:13.860 see how

01:07:14.140 much you

01:07:14.400 hurt but

01:07:14.780 you just

01:07:15.220 no matter

01:07:18.160 you feel

01:07:18.880 like maybe

01:07:19.160 no matter

01:07:19.440 what you

01:07:19.760 do it's

01:07:20.100 not going

01:07:20.380 to show

01:07:20.720 them

01:07:20.940 yeah

01:07:32.280 I just

01:07:32.520 want you

01:07:32.800 to know

01:07:33.100 that

01:07:33.380 there's a

01:07:37.600 possibility for

01:07:38.540 things to get

01:07:39.000 better

01:07:39.260 there's ways

01:07:41.780 for you to

01:07:42.200 feel better

01:07:42.680 and I know

01:07:43.260 it may not

01:07:43.660 feel like

01:07:44.140 that's possible

01:07:44.860 but there

01:07:47.280 really are

01:07:47.880 this year

01:07:49.040 has been

01:07:49.280 hard

01:07:49.500 this life

01:07:50.120 has been

01:07:50.460 hard

01:07:50.880 in some

01:07:51.920 ways

01:07:52.320 in emotional

01:07:53.460 ways

01:07:54.260 you know

01:07:56.400 living is a

01:07:57.120 hard thing

01:07:57.820 to do

01:07:58.540 it's an

01:08:00.860 un

01:08:01.220 it's a

01:08:02.060 job

01:08:02.440 that you

01:08:02.740 never

01:08:03.360 signed

01:08:03.860 up

01:08:04.060 for

01:08:04.300 it's

01:08:07.540 like

01:08:07.680 suddenly

01:08:08.080 you're

01:08:08.280 like

01:08:08.480 nine

01:08:08.800 years

01:08:09.020 old

01:08:09.220 and you're

01:08:09.360 like

01:08:09.480 holy

01:08:09.740 shit

01:08:09.960 I work

01:08:10.240 at

01:08:10.800 FedEx

01:08:11.460 like I

01:08:11.820 don't

01:08:11.980 know

01:08:12.340 it's a

01:08:13.820 shock

01:08:14.240 a lot

01:08:14.740 of

01:08:14.860 times

01:08:15.380 but I'm

01:08:19.260 sorry that

01:08:19.640 your brother's

01:08:20.040 having such a

01:08:20.560 tough time

01:08:20.980 man and I'm

01:08:21.340 sorry that

01:08:21.640 you're having

01:08:21.920 a tough

01:08:22.180 time too

01:08:22.660 you know

01:08:25.040 I've had

01:08:25.360 siblings that

01:08:25.880 have struggled

01:08:26.340 and I've

01:08:29.340 gotten

01:08:29.540 messages from

01:08:30.040 people who

01:08:30.440 know that I

01:08:30.880 struggle

01:08:31.200 and it's

01:08:31.480 just it's

01:08:31.880 you know

01:08:32.160 I know it's

01:08:32.620 so hard for

01:08:33.180 people to

01:08:33.600 watch other

01:08:34.020 people have

01:08:34.480 go through

01:08:34.940 a tough

01:08:35.840 time and

01:08:37.100 you know I

01:08:38.440 wish your

01:08:38.720 brother knew how

01:08:39.260 much that we

01:08:39.740 wanted him

01:08:40.180 here

01:08:40.440 because if he's

01:08:44.400 deep enough to

01:08:45.000 feel all that

01:08:45.660 pain bro if

01:08:46.400 there's that much

01:08:47.040 depth in him

01:08:47.900 then there's that

01:08:49.440 much depth in

01:08:50.180 him for joy as

01:08:51.380 well

01:08:51.720 you know there's

01:08:56.780 not many people

01:08:57.420 in the world

01:08:57.960 that God

01:08:58.480 kind of lets

01:08:59.020 walk through

01:08:59.620 that that

01:09:00.320 depth of

01:09:01.100 pain man

01:09:01.920 so for him

01:09:08.080 if for him

01:09:09.120 if he could

01:09:09.460 get through

01:09:09.880 it and to

01:09:10.320 be able to

01:09:10.820 then help

01:09:11.740 others

01:09:12.260 dang it's

01:09:13.180 like talking

01:09:13.800 to Christopher

01:09:14.240 Columbus bro

01:09:15.140 it's like

01:09:16.380 talking to

01:09:16.800 that emotional

01:09:17.380 Magellan you

01:09:18.220 know they've

01:09:18.540 been on those

01:09:18.940 high seas

01:09:19.600 it's just a

01:09:25.340 lot of

01:09:25.780 it's almost

01:09:28.500 like going

01:09:28.920 outer space

01:09:29.640 man

01:09:30.000 but like

01:09:32.960 inside yourself

01:09:33.840 you know

01:09:34.200 it's

01:09:34.500 that discomfort

01:09:38.820 that pain

01:09:41.860 and wanting

01:09:42.160 to detach

01:09:42.720 from it

01:09:43.160 and wanting

01:09:43.480 to detach

01:09:44.140 from the

01:09:44.640 world

01:09:45.000 I used

01:09:49.540 to think

01:09:49.820 sometimes

01:09:50.060 like that

01:09:50.440 oh I'm

01:09:50.720 gonna hurt

01:09:51.000 I'm gonna

01:09:51.280 do you

01:09:51.960 know you're

01:09:52.380 gonna watch

01:09:52.900 me suffer

01:09:53.620 world you

01:09:54.620 know

01:09:54.940 because you

01:09:57.900 did this to

01:09:58.480 me world

01:09:58.920 you're gonna

01:09:59.320 watch what I'm

01:10:00.200 gonna do now

01:10:00.860 I'm not even

01:10:01.940 gonna take care

01:10:02.560 of myself you

01:10:03.380 know that

01:10:03.700 kind of thing

01:10:04.360 and

01:10:05.920 yeah it's

01:10:10.960 I don't

01:10:12.660 know man

01:10:13.000 I've been

01:10:16.020 having a

01:10:16.300 tough time

01:10:16.660 recently kind

01:10:17.140 of connecting

01:10:17.540 with some

01:10:17.880 of my own

01:10:18.220 feelings but

01:10:19.040 but I'll

01:10:21.320 hit you up

01:10:21.780 man I'll

01:10:22.660 say hey to

01:10:23.140 you off the

01:10:23.580 show and

01:10:23.980 and see

01:10:25.520 what's going

01:10:25.940 on but

01:10:28.120 we love

01:10:30.020 you dog and

01:10:30.460 we love your

01:10:30.800 brother and

01:10:31.400 you know

01:10:34.020 it's uh

01:10:34.820 we

01:10:36.460 I just

01:10:37.780 commend you

01:10:38.140 for taking

01:10:38.460 different avenues

01:10:39.140 to try and

01:10:39.660 show him that

01:10:40.120 you care

01:10:40.620 man it's

01:10:47.100 so hard if

01:10:47.860 somebody really

01:10:48.600 is an

01:10:48.860 alcoholic it's

01:10:49.460 so hard for

01:10:50.080 them to know

01:10:50.560 that people

01:10:50.920 care it's

01:10:51.340 just it's

01:10:52.600 just hard

01:10:53.100 man

01:10:53.500 they just

01:10:57.120 you know

01:10:58.480 we can be in

01:11:00.200 such denial

01:11:00.900 sometimes I'll

01:11:01.800 be standing

01:11:02.220 in cotton

01:11:02.800 and I'll

01:11:05.400 just

01:11:05.620 won't believe

01:11:07.720 it's soft

01:11:08.260 man

01:11:08.580 you know I

01:11:13.140 just want to

01:11:13.440 have such

01:11:13.800 control over

01:11:14.680 everything it's

01:11:15.420 just anyway

01:11:16.480 I'm kind of

01:11:17.800 rambling man and

01:11:18.440 I don't mean to

01:11:18.800 be separating

01:11:19.300 from uh

01:11:20.020 from your

01:11:23.340 call uh

01:11:24.460 but

01:11:25.020 it's been a

01:11:27.700 long week

01:11:28.220 for me

01:11:29.300 and uh

01:11:30.320 and I'll

01:11:31.440 reach out to

01:11:31.900 you man and

01:11:32.240 say hello

01:11:32.700 but uh

01:11:33.920 but thank you

01:11:34.400 for calling

01:11:34.780 just even

01:11:35.240 putting your

01:11:35.880 brother on

01:11:36.320 our on

01:11:37.160 our minds

01:11:37.800 and hearts

01:11:38.140 for a minute

01:11:38.500 bro you

01:11:39.560 know we

01:11:39.800 need it in

01:11:40.260 the world

01:11:40.520 we need to

01:11:40.980 be thinking

01:11:41.320 about one

01:11:41.740 another

01:11:42.080 you know

01:11:43.920 because it's

01:11:47.460 fucking cool

01:11:48.280 it feels good

01:11:49.680 man when

01:11:50.100 you know

01:11:50.580 somebody cares

01:11:51.560 god it

01:11:52.560 feels good

01:11:53.200 when that

01:11:55.680 arrow of

01:11:56.400 love comes

01:11:57.000 from somebody

01:11:57.560 and it

01:11:57.840 goes to

01:11:58.420 somehow

01:11:58.780 makes its

01:12:00.240 way through

01:12:00.680 that uh

01:12:01.160 kaleidoscope

01:12:01.940 of bullshit

01:12:02.580 and it just

01:12:03.240 man and

01:12:07.980 it's getting

01:12:08.320 rarer and

01:12:08.940 rarer baby

01:12:09.440 we'll be out

01:12:09.940 here fucking

01:12:10.420 firing them

01:12:11.580 matches

01:12:12.360 so gang man

01:12:14.460 thank you for

01:12:14.860 calling in man

01:12:15.680 and uh

01:12:16.740 be good to

01:12:18.800 yourself dude

01:12:19.460 you deserve it

01:12:22.260 um

01:12:22.840 yeah if you

01:12:24.660 have any

01:12:24.900 suggestions too

01:12:25.700 for uh

01:12:26.440 for jordan right

01:12:28.760 there that could

01:12:29.400 um

01:12:29.860 you know

01:12:30.540 i mean i

01:12:32.480 know we

01:12:32.760 can you

01:12:33.140 know we

01:12:33.420 can suggest

01:12:34.000 12 step

01:12:34.840 which is

01:12:35.220 stuff we

01:12:35.660 know it

01:12:35.940 works but

01:12:36.300 if you

01:12:36.440 have any

01:12:36.620 other

01:12:36.760 suggestions

01:12:37.180 feel free

01:12:37.560 to hit

01:12:37.760 the hotline

01:12:38.340 i want to

01:12:39.500 say happy

01:12:39.800 belated

01:12:40.080 birthday to

01:12:40.920 uh sean

01:12:42.020 dugan who

01:12:43.620 helps out

01:12:44.220 here in the

01:12:44.520 central east

01:12:45.080 and he's a

01:12:45.580 young fella

01:12:46.260 and you

01:12:47.820 know he's

01:12:49.280 always battling

01:12:49.840 the dark

01:12:50.280 arts but he

01:12:50.940 he carries a

01:12:52.300 strong sword

01:12:52.920 and what

01:12:54.140 else man

01:12:54.800 that's it

01:12:57.180 really

01:12:57.600 that's it

01:12:59.320 uh

01:13:00.400 um

01:13:00.880 that's it

01:13:02.580 you know

01:13:03.680 uh

01:13:04.940 you guys be

01:13:06.560 good to

01:13:06.820 yourselves man

01:13:07.380 take care of

01:13:07.900 yourself

01:13:08.280 and um

01:13:09.700 and take care of

01:13:11.820 each other

01:13:12.280 you know we got

01:13:14.320 this shit man

01:13:15.080 i hate to be

01:13:15.620 preachy i feel

01:13:16.480 like i sound so

01:13:17.100 preachy right now

01:13:17.960 my fucking back

01:13:19.080 hurts dog

01:13:19.660 i feel like

01:13:21.120 somebody wish

01:13:21.580 somebody would

01:13:22.000 fucking shoot

01:13:22.820 me in the back

01:13:23.340 with a damn

01:13:23.780 ibuprofen gun

01:13:24.960 oh that feels so

01:13:28.220 good when it

01:13:28.600 feels so good if

01:13:29.240 somebody just came

01:13:29.880 up on the street

01:13:30.480 and just

01:13:31.180 pop pop pop

01:13:31.660 but it was

01:13:32.700 like tore it

01:13:33.200 all

01:13:33.500 like

01:13:34.020 let's go out

01:13:39.480 the way that

01:13:39.840 we came in

01:13:40.640 man

01:13:41.000 we all need

01:13:41.840 that dip

01:13:42.340 we all need

01:13:42.920 that restart

01:13:43.700 we all need

01:13:44.700 that man

01:13:45.140 gang

01:13:45.480 this is baptize me

01:13:56.520 by robert randolph

01:13:58.320 and the family

01:13:59.060 bank

01:13:59.440 i need redemption

01:14:14.500 save from the flood

01:14:17.140 I need redemption, saved from the blood.

01:14:22.760 Gave me everlasting, gave me all the love.

01:14:28.400 I'm there for the waiting, I'm passing the blood.

01:14:34.040 I'm begging you, please, back in my feet.

01:14:39.640 Begging you, please, baby.

01:14:42.380 Come on.

01:14:43.460 I'm begging you, please, back in my feet.

01:14:55.920 Never seen it coming, looking at me that way.

01:15:01.400 Come on, Robert.

01:15:02.080 Now all my blues seem brighter days.

01:15:07.720 I'm a son of a preacher man, a small path we shake.

01:15:12.980 I never learned a devil song.

01:15:16.180 What else can I see?

01:15:17.760 Yo, baby.

01:15:19.000 I ain't down on my knees.

01:15:22.240 No, I'm down on my knees.

01:15:30.800 I'm down on my knees.

01:15:33.260 Damn, got it wrong again, baby.

01:15:34.940 Let's go.

01:15:35.660 Let's go.

01:15:35.740 I want to say I'm begging you, please, back in my feet.

01:15:52.380 I got the pedal steel.

01:15:53.860 I think of that slide.

01:15:54.920 It's like really gossipy.

01:15:56.800 That hand animal baby.

01:15:58.800 God, he's petting that thing like a frickin' lyrical zebra, though.

01:16:03.280 Yeah, I ain't down.

01:16:04.180 Push me under

01:16:34.180 When you pull me in

01:16:36.100 I hold my breath

01:16:39.300 You wash my sins

01:16:41.860 You testify

01:16:44.140 My hair spins

01:16:47.480 I'm a brand new man, baby

01:16:50.880 I'm born again

01:16:53.300 Down on my knees

01:16:57.800 Baptize me

01:16:59.700 And there he is right there, Robert Randolph

01:17:04.100 And the family band

01:17:05.560 Baptize me

01:17:07.160 Grateful to listen to that tune today

01:17:10.060 You guys be good to yourselves, man

01:17:12.180 You deserve it

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - April 09, 2021

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