This Past Weekend with Theo Von

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00:00:35.400 You know, this doesn't have to be perfect, you know.

00:00:39.300 That's what I'm thinking about right now.

00:00:40.740 This doesn't have to be perfect.

00:00:45.240 Isn't that a nice thing to say?

00:00:47.360 This doesn't have to be perfect.

00:00:50.140 I got to remember that.

00:00:53.260 What it is, what it ain't.

00:00:55.740 Does the baby need a spank?

00:00:59.060 That used to be a little limerick.

00:01:03.340 And a limerick is basically a little Irish poem or something, little Irish.

00:01:11.040 It's basically the Irish, you can't really, a lot of times you can't even understand them.

00:01:14.840 So, people were so happy when they finally heard something out of the Irish that they could understand.

00:01:20.200 Should they gave it a dang name, limerick.

00:01:24.900 And, uh...

00:01:26.480 Anyway, that's a little Irish limerick.

00:01:29.620 What it is, what it ain't.

00:01:31.300 Does the baby need a spank?

00:01:33.620 Have me a couple Advil right now.

00:01:35.240 Ah, with that liquid death.

00:01:40.460 I don't know if you've ever had Advil or not.

00:01:42.800 But I have them.

00:01:44.620 You know, I Advil to everything I do, man.

00:01:46.380 Hell, I wish I made a damn suppository.

00:01:50.000 You know, when I was young, there was a thing called, um...

00:01:52.560 Vajipin, this...

00:01:56.480 And I hate to get crude and be a naughty boy out here early, but...

00:02:00.240 When I was young, they had a thing called Vajipin.

00:02:03.460 And that was traveling through the South right around the time that, um...

00:02:07.920 You know, uh...

00:02:10.280 What was it called?

00:02:11.920 Jenkum.

00:02:14.240 And Jenkum was an old deal where they would put...

00:02:18.640 You know, man, this is...

00:02:20.500 Sorry, it's a little profane.

00:02:21.560 But they'd put, uh...

00:02:23.560 Animal fessies and stuff like that.

00:02:27.200 Booty.

00:02:28.160 You know, animal, you know, booty work into a jug.

00:02:31.140 And they would let it roast in the sun.

00:02:33.300 And they would put a balloon on the top of the bottle.

00:02:35.860 And human fessies as well in urine.

00:02:38.960 Or urine, they call it.

00:02:41.100 Up in Michigan, up in the, uh...

00:02:43.140 Up in the UP.

00:02:44.080 But they would, uh...

00:02:46.440 Put that in a jug, like a two-liter bottle.

00:02:49.140 Get you a 7-Up D or a...

00:02:51.560 You know, uh...

00:02:53.560 Diet Dr. Pepper, Big Daddy.

00:02:55.680 You know, one of them two-liters.

00:02:58.240 And, um...

00:03:00.560 And they would...

00:03:01.240 You put a balloon on top and they would let the...

00:03:03.780 The...

00:03:04.560 The waste in there fester.

00:03:07.460 And the gas from it...

00:03:09.040 Put it in the yard.

00:03:10.860 Somebody's yard.

00:03:11.440 Could be your yard.

00:03:12.280 It was embarrassing to put it in your yard.

00:03:16.140 So people put it in somebody's yard.

00:03:18.140 You know, maybe an old person who's not gonna see it.

00:03:21.980 A lot of time you do that kind of shit.

00:03:23.640 You know, if you got something messed up,

00:03:24.980 you put it in an old person's yard for a little while.

00:03:28.000 Let people think they're doing it.

00:03:30.180 You know, or something.

00:03:31.280 But, um...

00:03:33.000 And the sun would hit it.

00:03:34.460 It would fill the balloon with gas.

00:03:36.840 And that gas was made out of, uh...

00:03:39.560 Fester and urine and, uh...

00:03:41.560 Fessies.

00:03:42.960 And then you would take that gas, you know...

00:03:45.380 And you would huff it.

00:03:46.280 And people would hit that jinkum, it was called.

00:03:50.520 Uh...

00:03:51.520 What was it?

00:03:52.260 Nickname.

00:03:52.640 Let me see.

00:03:53.420 Nicknames for jinkum.

00:03:58.740 Um...

00:03:59.220 Let me see right here.

00:04:04.280 Jinkum.

00:04:05.840 Uh...

00:04:07.840 Okay, jinkum.

00:04:10.200 A highly hallucinogenic drug

00:04:12.180 which results from huffing the fumes.

00:04:14.460 Woo-woo!

00:04:15.700 They getting naughty out here

00:04:17.500 on the interwebs, baby.

00:04:19.440 A highly hallucinogenic.

00:04:21.740 That means top of the line.

00:04:23.220 We're talking Big Daddy.

00:04:25.060 We're talking really if you...

00:04:26.620 This is like, damn,

00:04:28.420 setting your dick on a frog's back,

00:04:30.340 you know, for an hour kind of thing.

00:04:31.840 Highly hallucinogenic drug

00:04:33.580 which results from huffing the fumes

00:04:36.680 of your own fermented feckle matter.

00:04:40.720 Users claim.

00:04:42.660 Users claim.

00:04:44.880 It gives an incredible rush.

00:04:47.980 That's what they call it right there.

00:04:49.420 Jinkum right there.

00:04:51.140 And here's an alternate title.

00:04:52.220 Getting a bottle

00:04:53.120 and taping a balloon

00:04:57.040 to the top

00:04:58.220 and letting your

00:04:59.980 piece

00:05:02.380 and turd

00:05:03.540 ferment.

00:05:04.800 Man, we getting naughty out here.

00:05:07.040 Then removing the...

00:05:08.660 Damn, this shit.

00:05:10.720 Man, this stuff.

00:05:11.580 Here's an alternate definition.

00:05:14.780 Getting a...

00:05:15.680 Sorry, man.

00:05:18.400 Getting a bottle

00:05:19.420 and taping a balloon

00:05:21.640 to the top.

00:05:23.860 Letting your pee,

00:05:25.860 pee-pee

00:05:26.360 and turd

00:05:28.160 ferment

00:05:29.020 for a few days.

00:05:30.240 And I'm sorry,

00:05:30.760 it's getting a little graphic.

00:05:32.100 For a few days,

00:05:33.200 weeks even.

00:05:34.460 Then removing the balloon

00:05:35.860 and inhaling that gas,

00:05:38.560 baby,

00:05:38.760 getting that...

00:05:39.880 Getting that huff, baby.

00:05:42.580 Getting that puff, puff,

00:05:43.780 you know.

00:05:45.080 And they say it creates

00:05:46.260 an awesome high.

00:05:47.320 It's an African drug.

00:05:49.420 In Africa,

00:05:50.020 they could not afford drugs,

00:05:51.020 it says,

00:05:51.280 so they invented

00:05:52.080 jenkum.

00:05:53.560 Woo-woo.

00:05:58.480 And that's that

00:05:59.280 Chardonnay, bruh.

00:06:00.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:06:01.080 You wait a couple of weeks.

00:06:03.100 Man, you wait a couple of weeks,

00:06:04.160 that's that Chardonnay, bruh.

00:06:05.640 Heavy on the chart.

00:06:08.420 Anyway,

00:06:09.340 what I'm saying is

00:06:10.100 I had some Advil.

00:06:11.660 And I have them a lot

00:06:12.460 and if they made a suppository,

00:06:13.620 I would have one.

00:06:15.260 You know,

00:06:15.620 I'd put a damn

00:06:16.160 thousand milligrams,

00:06:17.120 I'd hide it

00:06:17.560 in that back jaw

00:06:18.480 early in the morning, man.

00:06:21.700 So,

00:06:22.680 if anybody's out there

00:06:23.680 doing jenkum

00:06:24.340 or doing whatever, man,

00:06:25.460 I hope that you're not

00:06:26.120 riding it too hard today.

00:06:28.160 A hallucinogenic drug

00:06:29.180 made out of the collected

00:06:30.020 fumes of fermented

00:06:31.180 fessies and urine.

00:06:35.720 Leave it in the sun

00:06:36.680 for a few days.

00:06:39.040 That Huff McGruff.

00:06:42.320 That pooter juice

00:06:43.840 is a nickname.

00:06:44.660 And another nickname

00:06:46.280 for some reason

00:06:46.960 is

00:06:48.280 Terrence and Phillip.

00:06:50.680 So,

00:06:50.900 I don't know what that means.

00:06:51.740 Maybe that could have been

00:06:52.420 some gay men

00:06:53.240 that was doing

00:06:53.860 being wild outdoors.

00:06:56.880 So,

00:06:57.140 I'm not sure.

00:06:59.180 Not sure about that.

00:07:00.460 Not sure what God wants

00:07:01.480 on that.

00:07:03.920 Welcome to the episode.

00:07:04.980 Let's get into it.

00:07:05.800 Let's get into it.

00:07:09.440 Come on.

00:07:10.060 Let's get into it.

00:07:11.060 Let's get into it.

00:07:12.060 Let's get into it.

00:07:13.060 Let's get into it.

00:07:14.060 Let's get into it.

00:07:14.640 I'm just sitting

00:07:23.000 on your front porch

00:07:24.560 wondering

00:07:25.100 how could I be

00:07:26.540 so far

00:07:27.360 from my

00:07:28.260 home.

00:07:32.580 And my mind

00:07:33.980 is somewhere else

00:07:35.220 but when I

00:07:36.140 find it

00:07:36.940 I'll patch up

00:07:38.040 where it's been

00:07:39.080 grown.

00:07:42.440 Come on.

00:07:43.040 Now I'm just

00:07:45.240 falling on the breeze

00:07:46.820 and I feel

00:07:47.640 I'm falling

00:07:48.420 like these leaves

00:07:49.780 I must be

00:07:50.900 cornerstone

00:07:52.960 Oh,

00:07:55.840 but when I reach

00:07:56.920 that ground

00:07:57.680 I'll share this

00:07:58.700 peace of mind

00:07:59.820 I found

00:08:00.500 I can feel it

00:08:01.860 in my bones

00:08:04.000 But it's gonna take

00:08:06.000 But it's gonna take

00:08:06.920 A little time

00:08:09.660 For me to set that

00:08:12.360 parking brake

00:08:13.520 And let myself

00:08:15.200 unwind

00:08:16.280 Shine that light

00:08:19.120 on me

00:08:20.280 I'll sit and tell you

00:08:24.640 My stories

00:08:25.960 Shine on me

00:08:30.960 And I will

00:08:33.420 find a song

00:08:35.180 I will sing it

00:08:36.720 Just for you

00:08:38.760 And there you go

00:08:44.200 And that's Shine

00:08:44.840 by Bishop Gunn

00:08:46.720 And that's that

00:08:47.760 ordinary connection

00:08:48.980 piece right there

00:08:49.760 for us

00:08:50.280 That's that

00:08:53.060 mild

00:08:53.720 tightrope

00:08:56.500 between souls

00:08:58.100 People have heard it

00:08:58.800 before they hear it

00:08:59.540 again

00:08:59.840 And that is

00:09:01.880 familiarity

00:09:02.680 You know I like

00:09:06.240 I like

00:09:06.620 I like

00:09:07.160 Familiarity

00:09:08.500 Familiarity

00:09:12.420 It sounds

00:09:15.060 familiarity

00:09:16.280 It sounds like

00:09:18.380 a drug for a baby

00:09:19.440 You know this baby

00:09:22.600 He

00:09:22.860 Honestly man

00:09:25.580 We caught him

00:09:26.100 Smoking

00:09:27.460 You know we caught him

00:09:30.120 Looking at other

00:09:30.740 babies tits

00:09:31.680 You know we caught

00:09:32.620 So we had to put him

00:09:33.440 on a couple doses

00:09:34.340 of familiarity

00:09:35.580 And he's

00:09:36.420 Hopefully he'll be better

00:09:38.300 We don't know

00:09:39.100 You know

00:09:39.900 His brother ended up

00:09:40.920 in jail

00:09:41.340 So who knows

00:09:42.280 But

00:09:42.580 Familiarity

00:09:44.880 I like familiarity

00:09:45.840 I like being in places

00:09:48.560 that make me feel

00:09:49.360 comfortable

00:09:49.880 I like

00:09:50.440 You know

00:09:51.860 Sometimes

00:09:52.360 I remember when I was young

00:09:54.020 I would get in the

00:09:54.700 Christmas boxes

00:09:55.520 You know

00:09:55.960 And if somebody

00:10:00.900 got a gift

00:10:01.480 Second they got it out

00:10:02.440 I'd be in that

00:10:03.060 Bastard

00:10:03.560 Somebody got a little

00:10:05.020 toaster

00:10:05.480 You know

00:10:05.900 Somebody got a little

00:10:08.840 toaster

00:10:09.200 I'd be in that

00:10:09.880 bitch

00:10:10.240 You know

00:10:12.600 Somebody got a little

00:10:13.480 Capital grayskull

00:10:15.780 or something

00:10:16.220 set

00:10:16.700 toy box

00:10:17.380 thing

00:10:17.640 I'd be

00:10:17.960 You'd see me in there

00:10:20.620 Like a cat

00:10:22.400 And I like that

00:10:26.200 I just like

00:10:26.760 being in

00:10:27.580 a little

00:10:28.340 closed space

00:10:29.320 kind of

00:10:29.700 I'm that

00:10:31.340 womb hunter

00:10:32.000 You know

00:10:32.500 I'm always

00:10:34.760 looking to

00:10:35.240 skirt back

00:10:36.100 I'm always

00:10:39.080 looking for

00:10:39.520 an umbilical cord

00:10:40.280 just hanging

00:10:40.720 anywhere

00:10:41.020 I'll climb

00:10:41.620 right back up

00:10:42.300 that bed

00:10:42.660 I don't care

00:10:43.180 who's running

00:10:44.360 womb

00:10:44.760 baby

00:10:45.100 I don't care

00:10:47.960 how far

00:10:48.660 Zan

00:10:49.040 I gotta

00:10:49.400 climb

00:10:49.880 baby

00:10:50.160 Oh

00:10:50.620 I will

00:10:51.880 swing

00:10:52.420 into that

00:10:52.920 bastard

00:10:53.400 I like

00:10:55.840 that attic

00:10:56.380 I always

00:10:56.700 like that

00:10:57.100 closed space

00:10:58.020 I like

00:10:59.480 that tightness

00:11:00.220 that

00:11:00.440 that little

00:11:00.960 domicile

00:11:01.700 they call it

00:11:02.320 I like

00:11:05.300 being in

00:11:05.780 a little

00:11:06.060 capsule

00:11:06.600 Hell

00:11:08.640 I'll probably

00:11:09.020 enjoy being

00:11:09.660 dead

00:11:09.980 honestly

00:11:10.400 You know

00:11:13.100 I'll miss

00:11:13.420 you guys

00:11:13.920 but I will

00:11:14.440 be

00:11:14.740 I will

00:11:15.540 enjoy it

00:11:16.080 because

00:11:16.400 I want

00:11:16.840 in that

00:11:17.260 coffin

00:11:17.720 baby

00:11:18.020 I'm

00:11:18.220 getting

00:11:18.400 that

00:11:18.660 bitch

00:11:18.940 tight

00:11:19.640 Sometimes

00:11:21.820 you see

00:11:22.240 people with

00:11:22.660 these big

00:11:23.140 bodies

00:11:23.580 you know

00:11:23.880 sometimes

00:11:24.160 you'll see

00:11:24.480 a brother

00:11:24.920 or something

00:11:25.340 be buried

00:11:25.820 with that

00:11:26.180 being that

00:11:26.620 big body

00:11:27.320 not me

00:11:30.360 I want

00:11:31.140 that coffin

00:11:31.660 I want

00:11:32.000 that thing

00:11:32.420 to be damn

00:11:32.840 a foot

00:11:33.220 and a half

00:11:33.680 wide

00:11:34.060 baby

00:11:34.300 18 inches

00:11:35.280 you know

00:11:35.820 I want

00:11:37.500 that thing

00:11:37.840 right at

00:11:38.300 6 feet

00:11:39.040 man

00:11:39.240 and honestly

00:11:40.140 man

00:11:40.360 they could

00:11:40.600 bend my

00:11:41.060 legs

00:11:41.380 a little

00:11:41.560 make that

00:11:41.980 bitch

00:11:42.180 at 5

00:11:42.620 and a half

00:11:43.100 feet

00:11:43.420 I want

00:11:45.060 that tight

00:11:45.600 I want

00:11:45.920 that easy

00:11:46.500 I want

00:11:47.080 something

00:11:47.380 that could

00:11:47.780 you know

00:11:49.720 you could

00:11:50.020 mistake it

00:11:50.600 for a

00:11:50.920 damn

00:11:51.200 bunch

00:11:53.840 of

00:11:54.020 roses

00:11:54.380 delivered

00:11:55.560 by somebody

00:11:56.400 by a

00:11:56.760 company

00:11:57.080 like damn

00:11:58.520 is that

00:11:58.780 somebody

00:11:59.160 burying

00:12:00.760 a box

00:12:01.180 of roses

00:12:01.740 that's

00:12:03.600 what I

00:12:03.820 want

00:12:04.020 that

00:12:04.200 because

00:12:04.600 I like

00:12:05.200 the

00:12:05.380 tightness

00:12:05.800 I like

00:12:06.120 that

00:12:06.320 close

00:12:06.720 knit

00:12:07.080 I like

00:12:10.060 that

00:12:10.340 and I

00:12:11.940 don't wear

00:12:12.180 too big

00:12:12.520 of a

00:12:12.780 shirt

00:12:12.960 I don't

00:12:13.200 wear

00:12:13.340 too much

00:12:13.700 of a

00:12:13.960 large

00:12:14.280 shirt

00:12:14.560 either

00:12:14.840 you'll

00:12:16.140 see me

00:12:16.540 in

00:12:16.720 you know

00:12:17.340 in a

00:12:19.080 semi

00:12:19.360 large

00:12:19.880 really

00:12:20.820 which I

00:12:21.180 wish there

00:12:21.520 was a

00:12:21.800 size

00:12:22.120 that they

00:12:22.420 made

00:12:22.860 I like

00:12:25.060 that lean

00:12:25.580 large

00:12:26.020 you know

00:12:26.720 man

00:12:30.000 there was

00:12:30.160 something I was

00:12:30.460 going to tell you

00:12:30.900 that I forgot

00:12:31.240 about

00:12:31.600 oh

00:12:31.840 so for a

00:12:33.960 while man

00:12:34.620 I was doing

00:12:35.140 drugs

00:12:35.620 and I used

00:12:35.920 to live

00:12:36.200 with this

00:12:36.480 man named

00:12:36.880 Kenny

00:12:37.240 and they

00:12:39.460 call him

00:12:39.780 two cat

00:12:40.280 Kenny

00:12:40.580 because he

00:12:41.060 had

00:12:41.320 two cats

00:12:42.460 and I

00:12:45.180 would do

00:12:45.520 drugs

00:12:45.960 and shit

00:12:46.320 and one

00:12:46.700 night he

00:12:47.040 came and

00:12:47.340 knocked on

00:12:47.700 my door

00:12:48.020 I was

00:12:49.500 living in

00:12:50.580 his apartment

00:12:51.140 he lived

00:12:51.640 there and

00:12:51.900 I moved

00:12:52.280 in

00:12:52.580 and so I

00:12:55.440 had my

00:12:55.800 own room

00:12:56.360 and I

00:12:56.600 was excited

00:12:57.140 man I

00:12:57.520 had me a

00:12:57.820 little couch

00:12:58.380 in there

00:12:58.980 you know it

00:13:02.000 was a big

00:13:02.440 room it was

00:13:02.880 kind of I

00:13:03.200 could be in

00:13:03.580 my bed or

00:13:04.060 be in my

00:13:04.480 couch bitch

00:13:05.040 I'm all

00:13:05.440 over

00:13:05.780 you know I

00:13:06.960 had that

00:13:07.280 kind of

00:13:07.600 atmosphere

00:13:08.020 in there

00:13:08.600 and got

00:13:10.220 me a

00:13:10.440 little ice

00:13:10.820 chest in

00:13:11.320 the corner

00:13:11.720 I put a

00:13:12.160 couple

00:13:12.300 little

00:13:12.700 little

00:13:14.480 beverages

00:13:14.940 in that

00:13:15.740 bastard

00:13:16.160 you know

00:13:16.600 I put

00:13:18.360 me a

00:13:18.620 couple

00:13:18.740 waters

00:13:19.240 couple

00:13:19.500 fucking

00:13:19.900 maybe

00:13:20.440 you know

00:13:23.980 maybe diet

00:13:24.600 sprites

00:13:25.060 in that

00:13:25.400 bitch

00:13:25.700 you know

00:13:26.000 live it

00:13:26.340 up

00:13:26.520 I was

00:13:26.820 doing it

00:13:27.680 all

00:13:27.940 and

00:13:28.160 anyway

00:13:28.780 so

00:13:29.160 sometimes

00:13:30.200 one night

00:13:30.720 Kenny

00:13:30.960 come in

00:13:31.300 my room

00:13:31.700 the first

00:13:32.100 time he

00:13:32.460 did it

00:13:32.740 he came

00:13:33.080 in he

00:13:33.320 said hey

00:13:33.660 hey

00:13:33.820 come out

00:13:34.240 here

00:13:34.360 and he

00:13:34.540 would get

00:13:34.780 high out

00:13:35.200 there in

00:13:35.380 the living

00:13:35.680 room I

00:13:36.000 think

00:13:36.240 or he

00:13:36.420 was on

00:13:36.700 something

00:13:36.980 and if

00:13:38.940 you've

00:13:39.140 ever had

00:13:39.400 a roommate

00:13:39.680 that's

00:13:39.940 on

00:13:40.140 something

00:13:40.460 when they

00:13:40.740 knock on

00:13:41.120 your door

00:13:41.480 and your

00:13:41.700 room

00:13:41.900 door

00:13:42.220 you know

00:13:42.660 it's

00:13:42.980 anything

00:13:43.860 could be

00:13:44.180 behind

00:13:44.380 anything

00:13:44.780 could be

00:13:45.340 going on

00:13:45.860 they could

00:13:47.380 need help

00:13:47.960 they could

00:13:48.240 be bleeding

00:13:48.820 they could

00:13:49.180 be missing

00:13:49.660 you know

00:13:51.800 with some

00:13:52.540 roommates

00:13:52.840 if they're

00:13:53.100 on some

00:13:53.440 drugs

00:13:53.700 they'll

00:13:53.920 knock

00:13:54.240 and go

00:13:54.500 missing

00:13:54.840 by the

00:13:55.140 time

00:13:55.320 you get

00:13:55.600 to the

00:13:55.840 damn

00:13:56.040 door

00:13:56.340 like

00:13:56.560 damn

00:13:57.020 this

00:13:58.580 some

00:13:58.800 real

00:13:59.180 shit

00:14:00.420 right here

00:14:01.060 this

00:14:01.240 person

00:14:01.620 they really

00:14:02.080 they just

00:14:04.020 can't even

00:14:04.360 find themselves

00:14:05.040 right now

00:14:05.440 so

00:14:05.720 anyway

00:14:06.520 I came

00:14:07.020 to the

00:14:07.180 door

00:14:07.320 and Kenny

00:14:07.660 been out

00:14:07.940 in the

00:14:08.120 living room

00:14:08.380 he stacked

00:14:08.780 a bunch

00:14:09.060 of boxes

00:14:09.560 out there

00:14:09.980 a big

00:14:10.200 pyramid

00:14:10.640 of boxes

00:14:11.280 you know

00:14:13.040 that Egyptian

00:14:13.580 shape

00:14:14.080 and he

00:14:14.360 he put

00:14:15.680 that thing

00:14:15.960 we had

00:14:16.180 a high

00:14:16.500 ceiling

00:14:16.800 living room

00:14:17.820 high ceiling

00:14:19.420 living room

00:14:20.000 and he'd

00:14:21.140 invited this

00:14:21.580 lady over

00:14:21.980 from next

00:14:22.320 door

00:14:22.440 this lady

00:14:22.760 Martha

00:14:23.200 was her

00:14:23.580 name

00:14:23.780 and she

00:14:24.020 always got

00:14:24.480 stoned

00:14:25.000 and she

00:14:25.360 I mean

00:14:26.980 she was

00:14:27.500 she wasn't

00:14:28.460 shit honestly

00:14:29.080 and I hate

00:14:29.420 to say that

00:14:30.040 and I hope

00:14:30.480 she's better

00:14:30.880 now but

00:14:31.320 at the

00:14:31.560 time

00:14:31.840 she was

00:14:32.180 just

00:14:32.580 she wasn't

00:14:35.320 really

00:14:35.540 shit

00:14:35.960 man

00:14:36.260 you know

00:14:37.600 she wasn't

00:14:39.720 she just

00:14:40.180 wasn't

00:14:40.500 man I just

00:14:41.200 I shouldn't

00:14:42.040 say that

00:14:42.400 she was

00:14:42.720 shit

00:14:43.060 she was

00:14:43.480 she was

00:14:44.140 awesome

00:14:44.520 she was

00:14:45.400 awesome

00:14:45.800 but

00:14:46.100 I didn't

00:14:47.160 see that

00:14:47.560 side of

00:14:47.940 her

00:14:48.120 and

00:14:50.180 and anyway

00:14:51.860 so him

00:14:52.440 and Martha's

00:14:52.980 out there

00:14:53.340 huffing

00:14:53.720 doing

00:14:54.300 something

00:14:54.700 I don't

00:14:54.920 think he's

00:14:55.200 huffing

00:14:55.480 paint

00:14:55.880 doing

00:14:56.540 keyboard

00:14:57.280 clean

00:14:57.740 or some

00:14:58.000 kind

00:14:58.140 of shit

00:14:58.380 but they

00:14:59.180 got the

00:14:59.560 cats

00:14:59.960 on these

00:15:00.280 boxes

00:15:00.720 on these

00:15:01.060 pyramid

00:15:01.460 boxes

00:15:01.980 and Kenny's

00:15:04.420 like man

00:15:04.800 you'll never

00:15:05.240 guess what's

00:15:05.960 in the

00:15:06.240 top

00:15:06.640 man

00:15:07.060 and he

00:15:09.400 had his

00:15:09.660 little cat

00:15:10.200 up there

00:15:10.520 buckeye

00:15:11.140 was his

00:15:11.540 name

00:15:11.860 you know

00:15:12.860 because he

00:15:13.180 had a

00:15:13.460 real

00:15:13.780 he had

00:15:15.800 like kind

00:15:16.120 of

00:15:16.240 kind of

00:15:17.460 gold hair

00:15:18.100 around his

00:15:18.500 asshole

00:15:18.980 honestly

00:15:19.740 butthole

00:15:20.280 b-hole

00:15:20.760 sorry

00:15:21.200 sorry

00:15:21.940 sorry

00:15:22.220 sorry

00:15:22.500 sorry

00:15:22.780 b-hole

00:15:23.360 in case any

00:15:24.960 moms are

00:15:25.620 driving their

00:15:26.500 kids to

00:15:26.840 school right

00:15:27.240 now

00:15:27.440 butta b-hole

00:15:28.360 and they

00:15:28.780 call him

00:15:29.080 buckeye

00:15:29.680 and uh

00:15:31.520 and he

00:15:32.200 had no

00:15:32.620 tail on

00:15:33.120 him

00:15:33.200 I mean

00:15:33.420 his tail

00:15:33.820 had been

00:15:34.080 trimmed

00:15:34.360 all the way

00:15:35.020 straight to

00:15:35.500 the spine

00:15:36.060 so you

00:15:36.480 saw just

00:15:37.180 you was

00:15:38.500 getting full

00:15:39.120 hole on

00:15:39.660 that cat

00:15:40.120 you know

00:15:41.400 you was

00:15:41.700 getting

00:15:42.060 ultimate

00:15:43.540 hole

00:15:43.920 you know

00:15:44.860 that's

00:15:45.100 you hole

00:15:45.580 because there's

00:15:46.780 b-hole in it

00:15:47.600 and there's

00:15:47.880 you hole

00:15:48.340 bro and

00:15:48.760 that's when

00:15:49.140 you just

00:15:49.700 god you

00:15:51.560 just hope

00:15:51.940 for better

00:15:52.380 you know

00:15:52.700 but anyway

00:15:53.160 so what

00:15:53.680 happened

00:15:53.960 was uh

00:15:55.300 buckeye

00:15:55.680 had gotten

00:15:56.040 somehow into

00:15:56.720 the box

00:15:57.340 on the top

00:15:57.980 of the damn

00:15:58.500 thing bro

00:15:59.100 top of that

00:15:59.740 pyramid

00:16:00.120 and they're

00:16:02.080 out there

00:16:02.380 on that

00:16:02.640 keyboard

00:16:02.960 cleaner

00:16:03.520 you know

00:16:03.920 and they've

00:16:04.200 been huffing

00:16:04.640 that and

00:16:05.080 doing a little

00:16:05.620 you know

00:16:06.900 doing a little

00:16:08.220 bit of weed

00:16:08.720 or uppers

00:16:09.260 or downers

00:16:09.820 or something

00:16:10.500 side splitters

00:16:11.320 I don't know

00:16:11.600 what they were

00:16:12.000 on but they

00:16:12.400 were bent

00:16:12.800 out

00:16:13.140 and I knew

00:16:15.320 when I opened

00:16:15.700 that door

00:16:16.200 he's sitting

00:16:16.820 there

00:16:17.080 Martha's

00:16:17.680 there

00:16:18.080 and they're

00:16:18.580 just fucking

00:16:19.000 watching that

00:16:19.620 cat up there

00:16:20.260 in that big

00:16:20.680 box in that

00:16:21.360 pyramid

00:16:21.720 man

00:16:22.320 I knew

00:16:25.040 I had to

00:16:25.360 get out

00:16:25.680 of there

00:16:26.020 that's what

00:16:26.860 I knew

00:16:27.120 at that

00:16:27.420 time

00:16:27.720 baby

00:16:28.000 amen

00:16:28.680 and I

00:16:29.440 want to

00:16:29.620 let you

00:16:29.880 guys know

00:16:30.220 about the

00:16:30.580 tour

00:16:31.080 actually

00:16:32.100 pre-sale

00:16:33.000 tickets are

00:16:33.720 available now

00:16:34.620 through

00:16:35.020 Thursday

00:16:35.760 May 6th

00:16:37.080 at 10

00:16:37.460 p.m.

00:16:38.440 now through

00:16:39.000 then go to

00:16:39.520 theovahn.com

00:16:41.100 slash tour

00:16:42.020 T-O-U-R

00:16:43.060 and enter

00:16:44.180 the code

00:16:44.620 weekend

00:16:45.300 and that's

00:16:48.060 before they'll

00:16:48.480 be available

00:16:48.900 to everyone

00:16:49.320 else

00:16:49.720 they're available

00:16:50.340 to the listeners

00:16:50.960 of this podcast

00:16:52.380 and thank you

00:16:53.040 for being a part

00:16:53.580 of my life

00:16:54.180 and that's

00:16:55.880 the code

00:16:56.220 and some of

00:16:56.580 the cities

00:16:56.920 we're coming

00:16:57.280 to

00:16:57.540 St.

00:16:58.700 Louis

00:16:59.100 Cincinnati

00:17:01.480 these are in

00:17:02.300 September

00:17:02.800 these dates

00:17:03.280 are a little

00:17:03.560 ways out

00:17:04.240 St.

00:17:06.000 Louis

00:17:06.240 Cincinnati

00:17:06.840 Charlotte

00:17:07.960 Carolina

00:17:10.240 Durham

00:17:12.520 North Carolina

00:17:13.560 sorry

00:17:13.900 at the

00:17:14.120 Carolina

00:17:14.520 Theater

00:17:14.980 the Tivoli

00:17:16.620 Theater

00:17:17.120 over there

00:17:17.500 in Chattanooga

00:17:18.420 Tennessee

00:17:19.560 and I'll be

00:17:20.080 happy to be

00:17:20.520 over there

00:17:20.760 my mother

00:17:21.200 used to

00:17:21.600 live over

00:17:22.000 there

00:17:22.160 with a

00:17:22.440 man

00:17:22.780 Knoxville

00:17:25.440 Tennessee

00:17:25.940 at the

00:17:26.700 Tennessee

00:17:27.060 Theater

00:17:27.700 Wilmington

00:17:29.340 Delaware

00:17:29.740 at the

00:17:30.080 Grand Opera

00:17:30.640 House

00:17:31.020 and Wilkes

00:17:31.900 Bar

00:17:32.380 at the

00:17:33.880 FM

00:17:34.240 Kirby

00:17:34.940 Center

00:17:35.460 so that'll

00:17:37.480 be the

00:17:37.720 first leg

00:17:38.180 of that

00:17:38.440 tour

00:17:38.800 oh also

00:17:39.880 Minneapolis

00:17:40.520 Charleston

00:17:42.460 Richmond

00:17:44.080 Virginia

00:17:44.820 Baltimore

00:17:46.580 Maryland

00:17:47.360 Albany

00:17:49.040 New York

00:17:49.640 at the

00:17:50.380 Egg

00:17:50.780 Buffalo

00:17:52.120 New York

00:17:53.360 and Columbus

00:17:55.340 Ohio

00:17:55.740 at the

00:17:56.000 Davidson

00:17:56.340 Theater

00:17:57.280 so a lot

00:17:58.360 of great

00:17:58.660 places man

00:17:59.300 I'm excited

00:17:59.760 to do that

00:18:00.460 and that

00:18:01.300 tour

00:18:01.520 will figure

00:18:01.860 out the

00:18:02.120 name

00:18:02.460 but that'll

00:18:04.460 be coming

00:18:04.740 to you

00:18:05.120 and so be

00:18:06.200 ready for

00:18:06.640 it

00:18:06.880 what else

00:18:08.500 is happening

00:18:09.080 man

00:18:09.420 what's going

00:18:09.860 on in your

00:18:10.320 lives

00:18:10.820 I want to

00:18:11.600 know some

00:18:11.980 of that

00:18:12.360 and we'll

00:18:13.200 figure some

00:18:13.680 of that

00:18:13.940 out

00:18:14.120 I'm trying

00:18:14.660 to think

00:18:14.900 of what's

00:18:15.220 going on

00:18:15.580 with me

00:18:16.040 oh I want

00:18:17.100 to update

00:18:17.480 you on the

00:18:17.840 ketamine

00:18:18.360 therapy

00:18:19.820 so if people

00:18:22.120 know or don't

00:18:22.660 know some

00:18:23.060 of you know I

00:18:23.460 got the ketamine

00:18:24.100 therapy going

00:18:24.880 and I have

00:18:25.580 two more

00:18:26.460 treatments

00:18:27.020 and man

00:18:29.760 you know

00:18:32.020 and I've

00:18:32.240 been going

00:18:32.480 to my

00:18:32.720 regular

00:18:33.000 meetings

00:18:33.400 and stuff

00:18:33.760 like that

00:18:34.060 my regular

00:18:34.480 recovery

00:18:34.860 stuff at

00:18:35.180 the same

00:18:35.440 time

00:18:35.740 but man

00:18:38.460 it's

00:18:38.900 I'd never

00:18:40.120 done anything

00:18:40.740 like this

00:18:41.460 so you're

00:18:43.660 in there

00:18:44.320 and they

00:18:45.200 give you an

00:18:45.760 IV

00:18:46.020 and they

00:18:46.440 put the

00:18:46.820 drugs in

00:18:47.680 into the

00:18:48.600 thing

00:18:48.960 and you

00:18:49.180 have the

00:18:49.420 therapist

00:18:49.760 there

00:18:50.220 and

00:18:52.060 at first

00:18:53.600 you're in

00:18:53.900 the room

00:18:54.480 and then

00:18:56.760 dude

00:18:57.100 it got

00:18:57.700 it got

00:19:00.240 dicey

00:19:00.760 man

00:19:01.080 I mean

00:19:02.540 I'm talking

00:19:02.920 Las Vegas

00:19:03.760 dicey

00:19:04.280 I'm not

00:19:04.560 talking

00:19:04.900 damn

00:19:05.220 Reno

00:19:05.600 I'm talking

00:19:07.080 Vegas

00:19:07.760 dicey

00:19:08.460 you know

00:19:09.660 I'm talking

00:19:10.020 fucking

00:19:10.400 out back

00:19:11.480 of the

00:19:11.680 Venetian

00:19:12.260 a couple

00:19:12.560 brothers

00:19:13.060 gambling

00:19:13.480 I'm saying

00:19:14.140 it got

00:19:14.660 dicey

00:19:15.460 I'm talking

00:19:15.760 about

00:19:15.960 the

00:19:16.380 wait

00:19:16.660 the

00:19:17.060 cook

00:19:17.780 staff

00:19:18.160 out there

00:19:18.500 gambling

00:19:18.920 in the

00:19:19.200 alley

00:19:19.540 it's

00:19:21.560 just

00:19:21.800 like

00:19:22.220 it's

00:19:24.020 almost

00:19:24.220 like

00:19:24.440 somebody

00:19:24.740 takes

00:19:25.260 part

00:19:26.020 of

00:19:26.200 you

00:19:26.480 your

00:19:26.900 soul

00:19:27.440 I'll say

00:19:28.060 and

00:19:29.740 you

00:19:30.000 ever

00:19:30.140 been

00:19:30.260 to

00:19:30.340 a

00:19:30.460 dry

00:19:30.720 cleaners

00:19:31.240 and

00:19:32.420 you

00:19:32.540 go

00:19:32.800 in

00:19:32.960 there

00:19:33.120 and

00:19:33.220 you

00:19:33.340 look

00:19:33.640 and

00:19:33.760 you

00:19:33.860 see

00:19:34.020 they

00:19:34.160 got

00:19:34.280 all

00:19:34.400 the

00:19:34.500 equipment

00:19:34.960 and

00:19:36.800 you're

00:19:36.940 like

00:19:37.160 oh

00:19:37.420 man

00:19:37.680 they

00:19:37.820 got

00:19:37.960 a lot

00:19:38.180 of

00:19:38.280 equipment

00:19:38.660 in

00:19:38.900 here

00:19:39.140 and

00:19:41.100 they

00:19:41.240 got

00:19:41.400 the

00:19:41.560 thing

00:19:41.840 when

00:19:41.960 they

00:19:42.080 press

00:19:42.340 the

00:19:42.540 button

00:19:42.780 it

00:19:42.940 kind

00:19:43.140 of

00:19:43.240 like

00:19:43.560 other

00:19:44.900 people's

00:19:45.360 shirts

00:19:45.600 go

00:19:45.800 by

00:19:46.020 and

00:19:46.100 you're

00:19:46.200 like

00:19:46.360 damn

00:19:46.680 that

00:19:46.860 guy's

00:19:47.140 got

00:19:47.300 nice

00:19:47.640 shit

00:19:48.020 man

00:19:48.360 and

00:19:49.180 sometimes

00:19:49.520 you bet

00:19:50.020 if

00:19:50.640 it's

00:19:50.800 a

00:19:50.920 smallest

00:19:51.240 town

00:19:51.640 you'll

00:19:51.840 see

00:19:52.000 somebody

00:19:52.340 something

00:19:52.660 go

00:19:52.860 by

00:19:53.080 and

00:19:53.160 you're

00:19:53.220 like

00:19:53.360 oh

00:19:53.640 man

00:19:54.080 I bet

00:19:55.120 that's

00:19:55.380 Miss

00:19:55.560 Irma's

00:19:56.040 you know

00:19:56.420 oh

00:19:57.120 that

00:19:57.260 looks

00:19:57.480 like

00:19:57.680 Randall's

00:19:58.320 shit

00:19:58.760 you know

00:19:59.240 it

00:19:59.380 looked like

00:19:59.900 Randall's

00:20:00.380 little

00:20:00.560 boots

00:20:00.980 you know

00:20:01.400 oh

00:20:02.200 damn

00:20:02.620 that's

00:20:02.880 his

00:20:03.020 stuff

00:20:03.320 too

00:20:03.500 he's

00:20:03.640 about

00:20:03.760 to

00:20:03.860 come

00:20:03.960 out

00:20:04.080 the

00:20:04.220 closet

00:20:04.600 you know

00:20:04.820 I'm

00:20:04.920 saying

00:20:05.000 you start

00:20:05.280 to get

00:20:05.580 that vibe

00:20:06.140 when

00:20:06.320 things

00:20:06.540 go

00:20:06.740 by

00:20:07.000 but

00:20:07.240 it's

00:20:08.300 like

00:20:08.460 somebody

00:20:08.820 took

00:20:09.200 your

00:20:09.420 spirit

00:20:10.700 and

00:20:11.260 put

00:20:11.560 it

00:20:11.700 on

00:20:11.900 to

00:20:12.120 that

00:20:12.620 and

00:20:13.880 pressed

00:20:14.360 the

00:20:14.580 maximum

00:20:15.180 button

00:20:15.600 they

00:20:15.800 could

00:20:16.140 and

00:20:16.760 let

00:20:17.100 that

00:20:17.440 bitch

00:20:17.860 go

00:20:18.420 like

00:20:21.060 I

00:20:21.180 remember

00:20:21.380 at one

00:20:21.700 point

00:20:21.920 yelling

00:20:22.220 out

00:20:22.460 that

00:20:22.600 I

00:20:22.700 was

00:20:22.820 a

00:20:22.980 cryptocurrency

00:20:23.500 so

00:20:25.500 that's

00:20:25.900 how

00:20:26.060 you

00:20:26.280 start

00:20:26.580 to

00:20:26.820 feel

00:20:27.160 man

00:20:27.440 things

00:20:27.800 get

00:20:28.300 you

00:20:30.320 go

00:20:30.580 into

00:20:30.860 the

00:20:31.140 matrix

00:20:31.900 you

00:20:33.700 go

00:20:33.960 into

00:20:34.220 the

00:20:34.460 may

00:20:34.660 I

00:20:34.780 mean

00:20:34.860 you're

00:20:35.040 in

00:20:35.200 the

00:20:35.320 you're

00:20:35.520 on

00:20:35.640 the

00:20:35.820 Mayflower

00:20:36.420 in

00:20:36.780 the

00:20:36.960 matrix

00:20:37.500 eating

00:20:38.340 flower

00:20:39.040 performing

00:20:41.340 tricks

00:20:41.960 you're

00:20:42.200 doing

00:20:42.440 there's

00:20:42.740 a lot

00:20:43.580 a lot

00:20:45.140 of levels

00:20:45.620 going on

00:20:46.220 man

00:20:46.540 it feels

00:20:47.760 like

00:20:47.980 Elon Musk

00:20:48.680 just

00:20:48.920 climbs

00:20:49.280 straight

00:20:49.760 in

00:20:49.940 your ass

00:20:50.420 and comes

00:20:50.760 out of

00:20:50.960 your brain

00:20:51.380 like

00:20:51.560 it's

00:20:51.760 a lot

00:20:52.220 of

00:20:52.480 it's

00:20:58.440 like

00:20:58.720 this

00:20:58.940 part

00:20:59.280 and

00:21:01.180 I

00:21:01.300 know

00:21:01.420 this

00:21:01.600 sounds

00:21:01.800 crazy

00:21:02.040 it's

00:21:02.240 not

00:21:02.420 like

00:21:02.620 being

00:21:02.840 high

00:21:03.220 on

00:21:03.380 weed

00:21:03.600 it's

00:21:03.800 not

00:21:03.940 like

00:21:04.080 being

00:21:04.260 high

00:21:04.520 on

00:21:04.660 cocaine

00:21:05.080 it's

00:21:05.420 it

00:21:06.460 wasn't

00:21:06.840 like

00:21:07.040 the

00:21:07.220 DMT

00:21:08.000 it

00:21:08.900 was

00:21:09.020 a little

00:21:09.360 bit

00:21:09.540 like

00:21:09.680 the

00:21:09.840 DMT

00:21:10.340 but

00:21:10.620 not

00:21:10.880 visual

00:21:11.340 it's

00:21:11.660 like

00:21:11.860 this

00:21:12.240 I

00:21:14.840 remember

00:21:15.060 at one

00:21:15.400 point

00:21:15.600 all the

00:21:16.120 furniture

00:21:16.540 in the

00:21:16.920 world

00:21:17.440 moved

00:21:21.060 across

00:21:21.700 the globe

00:21:22.400 into

00:21:23.000 into one

00:21:25.960 little

00:21:26.260 half

00:21:26.680 bathroom

00:21:27.380 on the

00:21:30.060 edge

00:21:30.260 of Zaire

00:21:30.720 that's

00:21:31.300 what I

00:21:31.580 just

00:21:31.880 remember

00:21:32.300 that

00:21:32.620 happened

00:21:33.120 in a

00:21:34.220 matter

00:21:34.420 of

00:21:34.540 a

00:21:34.640 couple

00:21:34.800 seconds

00:21:35.220 it's

00:21:36.080 like

00:21:36.240 you're

00:21:36.380 on

00:21:36.520 a

00:21:36.680 and

00:21:37.020 then

00:21:37.140 at

00:21:37.280 certain

00:21:37.500 moments

00:21:37.800 it's

00:21:38.020 like

00:21:38.180 you're

00:21:38.360 on

00:21:38.600 a

00:21:39.040 it's

00:21:42.500 like

00:21:42.640 you're

00:21:42.780 in

00:21:42.920 a

00:21:43.100 wheelchair

00:21:43.500 but

00:21:44.000 also

00:21:44.560 you're

00:21:47.420 like

00:21:47.600 on

00:21:47.780 a

00:21:48.040 rollercoaster

00:21:53.020 you're

00:21:55.300 on a

00:21:55.560 rollercoaster

00:21:56.180 but you're

00:21:56.520 also

00:21:56.740 in a

00:21:57.060 wheelchair

00:21:57.420 at the

00:21:57.800 same

00:21:58.000 time

00:21:58.380 like

00:21:58.620 it's

00:21:59.160 I

00:22:00.940 mean

00:22:01.140 you're

00:22:01.680 I

00:22:03.800 don't

00:22:03.940 know

00:22:04.140 man

00:22:04.460 but

00:22:06.980 some

00:22:07.180 interesting

00:22:07.520 stuff

00:22:07.920 happened

00:22:08.180 I

00:22:08.280 got

00:22:08.400 to

00:22:08.540 see

00:22:08.740 myself

00:22:09.160 as

00:22:09.360 a

00:22:09.520 child

00:22:09.900 I

00:22:10.080 got

00:22:10.300 to

00:22:10.840 I

00:22:14.280 got

00:22:14.540 to

00:22:14.900 I

00:22:18.780 got

00:22:18.960 to

00:22:19.120 this

00:22:19.300 kind

00:22:19.680 of

00:22:19.920 I

00:22:22.640 felt

00:22:22.960 like

00:22:23.160 I

00:22:23.300 kind

00:22:23.560 of

00:22:23.640 had

00:22:23.940 just

00:22:24.300 had

00:22:26.580 to

00:22:26.720 start

00:22:26.920 growing

00:22:27.240 up

00:22:27.740 if

00:22:29.700 that

00:22:29.860 makes

00:22:30.060 any

00:22:30.260 sense

00:22:30.500 I

00:22:30.600 felt

00:22:30.800 like

00:22:30.960 it

00:22:31.180 kind

00:22:33.320 of

00:22:33.400 made

00:22:33.520 me

00:22:33.620 realize

00:22:33.940 some

00:22:34.180 things

00:22:34.420 that

00:22:34.520 just

00:22:34.620 have

00:22:34.720 to

00:22:34.820 grow

00:22:35.100 up

00:22:35.300 a

00:22:35.460 little

00:22:35.680 shit

00:22:37.380 you know

00:22:37.620 I

00:22:37.720 got

00:22:37.820 to

00:22:37.920 at

00:22:38.060 least

00:22:38.220 hit

00:22:38.420 10

00:22:38.860 emotionally

00:22:39.680 or

00:22:40.000 11

00:22:40.360 so

00:22:41.620 so

00:22:43.520 anyway

00:22:43.780 I

00:22:44.020 think

00:22:44.200 it's

00:22:44.360 really

00:22:44.540 interesting

00:22:45.080 though

00:22:45.440 like

00:22:45.920 I'm

00:22:46.080 monitoring

00:22:46.580 how

00:22:46.860 I

00:22:47.040 feel

00:22:47.340 if

00:22:47.460 my

00:22:47.640 mood

00:22:47.900 feels

00:22:48.180 better

00:22:48.480 I'm

00:22:48.960 hoping

00:22:49.140 to

00:22:49.260 be

00:22:49.360 able

00:22:49.480 to

00:22:49.660 quit

00:22:49.980 antidepressants

00:22:50.860 with

00:22:51.080 the

00:22:51.220 help

00:22:51.440 of

00:22:51.580 a

00:22:51.720 doctor

00:22:52.140 and

00:22:55.640 so

00:22:56.720 that's

00:22:56.980 some

00:22:57.100 of

00:22:57.180 the

00:22:57.260 things

00:22:57.420 that

00:22:57.540 I'm

00:22:57.660 hopeful

00:22:57.880 for

00:22:59.360 in

00:23:00.200 it

00:23:00.480 but

00:23:03.100 I

00:23:03.220 wanted

00:23:03.400 to

00:23:03.640 update

00:23:03.960 you

00:23:04.240 guys

00:23:04.580 on

00:23:04.840 it

00:23:05.060 for

00:23:08.280 me

00:23:08.480 it's

00:23:08.640 a lot

00:23:09.000 about

00:23:09.200 just

00:23:09.420 feeling

00:23:09.680 okay

00:23:10.080 like

00:23:10.360 am

00:23:10.540 I

00:23:10.700 okay

00:23:11.120 am

00:23:11.400 I

00:23:11.560 okay

00:23:11.920 so

00:23:12.640 that's

00:23:12.880 a

00:23:12.980 lot

00:23:13.460 of

00:23:13.580 thing

00:23:13.720 that

00:23:13.840 I

00:23:13.920 talk

00:23:14.180 about

00:23:14.380 when

00:23:14.560 I'm

00:23:14.740 in

00:23:14.860 there

00:23:15.140 under

00:23:16.720 the

00:23:16.900 influence

00:23:17.420 because

00:23:18.840 there's

00:23:19.080 some

00:23:19.280 moments

00:23:19.540 where

00:23:19.620 I'm

00:23:19.680 like

00:23:19.820 is

00:23:20.000 this

00:23:20.180 really

00:23:20.460 helpful

00:23:20.800 or

00:23:20.940 am

00:23:21.040 I

00:23:21.140 just

00:23:21.300 doing

00:23:21.600 drugs

00:23:22.120 in

00:23:22.240 a

00:23:22.400 strip

00:23:22.620 mall

00:23:22.840 somewhere

00:23:23.260 you

00:23:25.100 know

00:23:25.220 what I'm

00:23:25.360 saying

00:23:25.540 like

00:23:25.740 am

00:23:25.880 I

00:23:26.000 just

00:23:26.220 doing

00:23:26.560 drugs

00:23:27.080 by

00:23:27.260 this

00:23:27.480 damn

00:23:27.720 five

00:23:28.120 guys

00:23:28.480 you

00:23:28.640 know

00:23:28.700 what's

00:23:29.260 really

00:23:29.560 going

00:23:29.860 on

00:23:30.140 here

00:23:30.420 and

00:23:33.680 that's

00:23:33.980 the

00:23:34.100 crazy

00:23:34.340 part

00:23:34.600 the

00:23:34.760 place

00:23:35.020 I

00:23:35.180 go

00:23:35.320 you

00:23:35.480 wall

00:23:35.840 to

00:23:36.000 wall

00:23:36.220 with

00:23:36.380 a

00:23:36.480 damn

00:23:36.660 five

00:23:37.060 guys

00:23:37.460 dude

00:23:37.800 and

00:23:38.860 four

00:23:39.140 of

00:23:39.260 those

00:23:39.420 guys

00:23:39.760 smell

00:23:40.080 like

00:23:40.320 burgers

00:23:41.120 bro

00:23:47.420 so

00:23:49.140 it's

00:23:49.400 hard

00:23:49.680 because

00:23:49.880 you

00:23:49.980 getting

00:23:50.260 you

00:23:50.560 know

00:23:50.760 they

00:23:51.560 got

00:23:51.780 you

00:23:51.880 on

00:23:52.000 the

00:23:52.120 grill

00:23:52.420 mentally

00:23:53.240 on

00:23:53.480 the

00:23:53.620 spiritual

00:23:54.000 grill

00:23:54.440 in

00:23:54.640 there

00:23:54.820 at

00:23:54.940 the

00:23:55.060 same

00:23:55.300 time

00:23:55.740 if

00:23:56.460 you

00:23:56.540 almost

00:23:56.740 put

00:23:56.980 your

00:23:57.140 ear

00:23:57.340 up

00:23:57.480 I

00:23:57.620 swear

00:23:57.980 to

00:23:58.140 God

00:23:58.400 I

00:23:58.540 could

00:23:58.660 hear

00:23:58.800 somebody

00:23:59.260 finishing

00:24:00.960 off a

00:24:01.380 double

00:24:01.640 in

00:24:01.860 there

00:24:02.080 and

00:24:03.580 God

00:24:04.000 that

00:24:04.200 really

00:24:04.480 will

00:24:04.860 that

00:24:06.660 don't

00:24:06.780 make

00:24:06.940 you

00:24:07.020 want

00:24:07.120 to

00:24:07.200 get

00:24:07.340 well

00:24:07.600 right

00:24:07.820 there

00:24:08.040 when

00:24:08.180 there's

00:24:08.300 a

00:24:08.400 burger

00:24:08.600 in

00:24:08.760 the

00:24:08.860 next

00:24:09.100 room

00:24:09.420 it's

00:24:09.780 kind

00:24:09.920 of

00:24:10.000 crazy

00:24:10.260 the

00:24:10.400 power

00:24:10.640 of

00:24:10.780 that

00:24:11.020 so

00:24:13.160 I

00:24:13.300 want

00:24:13.420 to

00:24:13.520 also

00:24:13.720 do

00:24:13.960 I

00:24:14.100 want

00:24:14.240 to

00:24:14.320 say

00:24:14.480 this

00:24:15.120 I'm

00:24:15.580 upstairs

00:24:16.380 I

00:24:19.120 want

00:24:19.380 to

00:24:19.800 say

00:24:20.100 this

00:24:20.620 a

00:24:21.180 lot

00:24:21.420 dude

00:24:21.680 that's

00:24:22.480 one

00:24:22.660 thing

00:24:22.840 I

00:24:22.980 wish

00:24:23.220 about

00:24:23.440 my

00:24:23.700 house

00:24:24.420 now

00:24:24.760 I

00:24:24.980 have

00:24:25.160 a

00:24:25.260 house

00:24:25.980 and

00:24:26.920 it's

00:24:27.100 crazy

00:24:27.380 to

00:24:27.580 say

00:24:27.740 that

00:24:27.880 I'm

00:24:28.000 almost

00:24:28.220 getting

00:24:28.380 ashamed

00:24:28.780 to

00:24:28.980 say

00:24:29.180 it

00:24:29.400 in

00:24:30.380 a

00:24:30.540 sad

00:24:30.820 way

00:24:30.940 I

00:24:31.040 know

00:24:31.140 that's

00:24:31.380 weird

00:24:31.600 to

00:24:31.780 say

00:24:31.940 but

00:24:32.140 sometimes

00:24:32.420 I

00:24:32.600 feel

00:24:32.800 like

00:24:32.960 embarrassed

00:24:33.480 I

00:24:33.760 guess

00:24:34.060 to

00:24:37.760 like

00:24:38.040 have

00:24:38.420 stuff

00:24:38.900 I

00:24:39.080 don't

00:24:39.220 know

00:24:39.500 I

00:24:39.800 think

00:24:40.000 I

00:24:40.140 just

00:24:40.400 relate

00:24:40.920 so

00:24:41.260 much

00:24:41.560 with

00:24:41.720 not

00:24:41.960 having

00:24:42.280 anything

00:24:42.640 and

00:24:43.100 with

00:24:43.340 being

00:24:43.960 I

00:24:48.720 don't

00:24:48.860 know

00:24:49.020 about

00:24:49.300 poor

00:24:49.580 but

00:24:49.780 with

00:24:50.000 that

00:24:50.240 struggle

00:24:50.660 with

00:24:51.000 that

00:24:51.280 chip

00:24:51.920 on

00:24:52.120 my

00:24:52.360 shoulder

00:24:52.760 that

00:24:53.000 it's

00:24:53.240 scary

00:24:53.620 to

00:24:53.920 now

00:24:54.400 be

00:24:55.280 in

00:24:55.420 a

00:24:55.540 place

00:24:55.860 where

00:24:56.040 I

00:24:56.160 feel

00:24:56.460 like

00:24:56.940 I

00:24:59.240 have

00:24:59.440 a

00:24:59.580 dang

00:25:00.020 living

00:25:01.880 room

00:25:02.360 where

00:25:03.280 you

00:25:03.460 can

00:25:03.640 live

00:25:04.160 you

00:25:06.400 know

00:25:06.720 like

00:25:08.400 like

00:25:09.820 if

00:25:10.000 my

00:25:10.200 house

00:25:10.400 burns

00:25:10.680 down

00:25:10.920 like

00:25:11.080 they're

00:25:11.240 going

00:25:11.320 to

00:25:11.400 call

00:25:11.620 me

00:25:12.000 like

00:25:12.800 that's

00:25:13.160 crazy

00:25:13.620 like

00:25:14.680 I'm

00:25:14.860 used

00:25:15.000 to

00:25:15.100 kind

00:25:15.260 of

00:25:15.320 being

00:25:15.460 in

00:25:15.600 the

00:25:15.700 place

00:25:15.940 where

00:25:16.120 if

00:25:16.240 the

00:25:16.340 place

00:25:16.560 burns

00:25:16.980 down

00:25:17.280 you

00:25:17.500 call

00:25:18.100 somebody

00:25:19.580 else

00:25:20.060 who's

00:25:20.320 going

00:25:20.500 to

00:25:20.620 be

00:25:21.080 pissed

00:25:22.120 off

00:25:22.640 they're

00:25:23.580 going

00:25:23.700 to be

00:25:23.960 pissed

00:25:24.220 unless

00:25:24.460 they

00:25:24.720 burned

00:25:25.100 it

00:25:25.300 which

00:25:26.360 happened

00:25:26.680 to us

00:25:26.940 once

00:25:27.280 over

00:25:27.480 there

00:25:27.780 off

00:25:28.660 of

00:25:28.820 Lee

00:25:29.020 Road

00:25:29.320 did

00:25:29.520 the

00:25:29.660 dude

00:25:29.860 burn

00:25:30.160 the

00:25:30.320 place

00:25:30.840 down

00:25:31.080 to

00:25:31.220 get

00:25:31.400 money

00:25:31.740 and

00:25:33.080 I

00:25:33.200 mean

00:25:33.380 let

00:25:33.820 us

00:25:33.960 know

00:25:34.120 by

00:25:34.280 letter

00:25:34.760 first

00:25:35.260 of

00:25:35.420 all

00:25:35.780 idiot

00:25:38.500 and

00:25:39.660 second

00:25:39.940 of

00:25:40.100 all

00:25:40.280 call

00:25:40.760 us

00:25:40.980 bro

00:25:41.180 if

00:25:41.300 you're

00:25:41.440 going

00:25:41.500 to

00:25:41.580 burn

00:25:42.060 the

00:25:42.320 place

00:25:42.780 down

00:25:43.200 call

00:25:44.020 us

00:25:44.320 hey

00:25:44.940 feel

00:25:46.800 that

00:25:47.000 heat

00:25:47.340 so

00:25:49.120 don't

00:25:49.260 let

00:25:49.400 us

00:25:49.480 know

00:25:49.580 about

00:25:49.700 a damn

00:25:49.900 letter

00:25:50.260 where

00:25:50.420 you

00:25:50.520 can

00:25:50.640 get

00:25:50.800 busted

00:25:51.280 and

00:25:51.920 where

00:25:52.920 we

00:25:53.080 don't

00:25:53.200 even

00:25:53.340 get

00:25:53.500 the

00:25:53.620 letter

00:25:53.760 to

00:25:53.880 after

00:25:54.200 you

00:25:55.000 know

00:25:55.240 so

00:25:57.300 just

00:25:57.620 that

00:25:59.340 kind

00:25:59.560 of

00:25:59.680 shit

00:25:59.940 man

00:26:00.260 but

00:26:00.620 anyway

00:26:01.500 so

00:26:02.100 I

00:26:03.260 knew

00:26:03.340 what

00:26:03.420 I

00:26:03.460 was

00:26:03.560 talking

00:26:03.800 about

00:26:04.240 uh

00:26:06.580 yeah

00:26:07.940 that's

00:26:08.200 it

00:26:08.280 oh my

00:26:08.560 mom

00:26:08.880 came

00:26:09.280 to

00:26:09.480 visit

00:26:09.780 I'll

00:26:10.200 tell

00:26:10.340 you

00:26:10.420 about

00:26:10.600 that

00:26:10.780 in

00:26:10.880 just

00:26:11.060 a

00:26:11.220 second

00:26:11.480 I

00:26:11.940 want

00:26:12.140 to

00:26:12.260 let

00:26:12.420 you

00:26:12.580 know

00:26:12.780 first

00:26:13.180 though

00:26:13.380 we

00:26:13.540 gotta

00:26:13.700 do

00:26:14.240 the

00:26:14.440 ads

00:26:14.680 and

00:26:14.780 I

00:26:14.880 gotta

00:26:15.020 let

00:26:15.260 you

00:26:15.360 know

00:26:15.460 about

00:26:15.620 the

00:26:15.760 podcast

00:26:16.100 and

00:26:16.400 things

00:26:16.620 that

00:26:16.700 are

00:26:16.800 going

00:26:17.020 on

00:26:17.300 so

00:26:17.580 I

00:26:18.060 appreciate

00:26:18.360 your

00:26:18.600 support

00:26:19.020 I

00:26:20.800 appreciate

00:26:21.180 your

00:26:21.460 support

00:26:21.940 man

00:26:22.380 mint

00:26:23.240 mobile

00:26:23.700 you

00:26:23.960 gotta

00:26:24.240 get

00:26:24.600 your

00:26:24.780 mobile

00:26:25.240 well

00:26:25.680 and

00:26:26.280 some

00:26:26.540 people

00:26:26.800 you

00:26:26.940 try

00:26:27.120 to

00:26:27.260 call

00:26:27.540 them

00:26:27.660 you

00:26:27.780 can't

00:26:28.020 call

00:26:28.360 them

00:26:28.580 you

00:26:29.160 if

00:26:29.340 you

00:26:29.420 want

00:26:29.560 to

00:26:29.640 start

00:26:30.680 a

00:26:30.860 fire

00:26:31.180 at

00:26:31.300 their

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00:32:08.220 you

00:32:08.320 might

00:32:08.460 think

00:32:08.680 you

00:32:08.780 do

00:32:08.980 and

00:32:09.140 help

00:32:09.400 them

00:32:09.500 get

00:32:09.620 through

00:32:09.760 some

00:32:09.900 rough

00:32:10.060 times

00:32:10.340 just

00:32:10.500 from

00:32:10.660 you

00:32:10.800 talking

00:32:11.600 and

00:32:11.800 shooting

00:32:11.980 shit

00:32:12.300 on

00:32:12.460 your

00:32:12.580 show

00:32:12.820 so

00:32:13.120 thanks

00:32:13.980 again

00:32:14.260 man

00:32:14.560 gang

00:32:14.960 gang

00:32:15.260 gang

00:32:16.280 brother

00:32:16.520 thank

00:32:16.840 you

00:32:16.960 I

00:32:17.060 appreciate

00:32:17.420 you

00:32:17.780 know

00:32:18.000 the

00:32:18.300 you

00:32:18.860 know

00:32:19.000 that's

00:32:19.200 sweetie

00:32:19.420 to say

00:32:19.760 that

00:32:19.940 man

00:32:20.120 thank

00:32:20.420 you

00:32:20.620 thank

00:32:21.340 you

00:32:21.420 for

00:32:21.540 calling

00:32:21.940 yeah

00:32:23.740 you

00:32:23.880 know

00:32:23.960 I

00:32:24.080 was scared

00:32:32.000 want to

00:32:32.240 be

00:32:32.400 proactive

00:32:32.940 in

00:32:33.340 trying

00:32:33.720 to

00:32:33.900 feel

00:32:34.080 good

00:32:34.420 you

00:32:37.420 know

00:32:37.700 and

00:32:40.000 yeah

00:32:40.220 that

00:32:40.480 for

00:32:40.720 and

00:32:40.920 I'll

00:32:41.240 try

00:32:41.520 anything

00:32:41.980 you

00:32:42.560 know

00:32:42.760 here's

00:32:43.340 the

00:32:43.440 thing

00:32:43.600 I've

00:32:43.840 tried

00:32:44.240 like

00:32:44.700 street

00:32:45.160 drugs

00:32:45.620 so

00:32:46.760 to

00:32:47.820 try

00:32:48.220 something

00:32:48.660 that's

00:32:49.120 you

00:32:49.600 know

00:32:49.840 that

00:32:50.700 at

00:32:50.900 least

00:32:51.100 even

00:32:51.320 if

00:32:51.460 it's

00:32:51.580 a

00:32:51.720 street

00:32:51.980 drug

00:32:52.240 it's

00:32:52.440 being

00:32:52.680 used

00:32:53.360 in

00:32:53.480 a

00:32:53.620 positive

00:32:54.020 way

00:32:54.600 or

00:32:56.100 you

00:32:56.480 know

00:32:56.640 a

00:32:56.820 way

00:32:57.000 that's

00:32:57.280 like

00:32:57.440 directionally

00:32:58.340 decent

00:32:59.580 then

00:33:01.140 that

00:33:01.660 shoot

00:33:02.900 I'm

00:33:03.100 you

00:33:03.240 know

00:33:03.380 I'm

00:33:04.000 a sucker

00:33:04.320 for that

00:33:04.740 I guess

00:33:05.140 then

00:33:05.440 but

00:33:07.880 yeah

00:33:09.180 thanks

00:33:09.500 man

00:33:09.780 I'm

00:33:10.180 I'm

00:33:10.560 glad

00:33:10.740 I did

00:33:11.160 it

00:33:11.300 you

00:33:11.460 know

00:33:11.640 I'm

00:33:11.840 glad

00:33:11.980 I'm

00:33:12.160 doing

00:33:12.400 it

00:33:12.700 and

00:33:13.800 and

00:33:15.200 it's

00:33:15.420 interesting

00:33:16.000 it's

00:33:17.100 really

00:33:17.480 interesting

00:33:18.160 I'm

00:33:18.420 curious

00:33:18.840 to

00:33:19.100 see

00:33:19.540 kind

00:33:20.340 of

00:33:20.460 some

00:33:20.660 of

00:33:20.800 the

00:33:20.960 effects

00:33:21.440 some

00:33:21.680 of

00:33:21.800 the

00:33:21.920 long

00:33:22.220 term

00:33:22.460 effects

00:33:22.920 if

00:33:23.100 there

00:33:23.260 are

00:33:23.500 any

00:33:23.760 I'm

00:33:25.500 just

00:33:25.660 curious

00:33:26.100 and

00:33:27.680 and

00:33:29.740 you

00:33:29.900 know

00:33:30.000 I

00:33:30.120 wonder

00:33:30.380 if

00:33:30.540 years

00:33:30.820 from

00:33:31.000 now

00:33:31.160 there

00:33:31.300 will

00:33:31.400 be

00:33:31.560 cures

00:33:32.000 for

00:33:32.260 some

00:33:32.520 of

00:33:32.640 this

00:33:32.820 stuff

00:33:33.260 sometimes

00:33:35.560 I still

00:33:36.060 think

00:33:36.280 it's

00:33:36.440 just

00:33:36.580 a

00:33:36.780 spiritual

00:33:37.220 malady

00:33:37.980 that

00:33:38.180 I

00:33:38.300 have

00:33:38.580 and

00:33:38.700 that

00:33:38.820 it

00:33:38.900 has

00:33:39.060 nothing

00:33:39.320 to do

00:33:39.660 with

00:33:39.880 anything

00:33:40.920 else

00:33:41.280 but

00:33:41.620 you know

00:33:43.420 I want

00:33:43.700 to

00:33:43.800 exhaust

00:33:44.180 every

00:33:44.520 option

00:33:44.920 so

00:33:45.740 that's

00:33:46.240 what

00:33:46.340 I'm

00:33:46.480 going

00:33:46.560 to do

00:33:46.900 or

00:33:48.720 or

00:33:48.760 I

00:33:48.880 don't

00:33:48.960 know

00:33:49.040 I

00:33:49.400 don't

00:33:50.740 know

00:33:51.960 what

00:33:53.960 thanks

00:33:54.160 man

00:33:54.320 I'm

00:33:54.420 glad

00:33:54.560 you

00:33:54.740 checked

00:33:55.000 it

00:33:55.120 out

00:33:55.280 man

00:33:55.480 and

00:33:55.600 thanks

00:33:55.780 for

00:33:55.900 the

00:33:56.020 good

00:33:56.200 words

00:33:56.660 you

00:33:57.080 know

00:33:57.320 I

00:33:58.760 had

00:33:58.940 an

00:33:59.080 epiphany

00:33:59.560 just

00:33:59.860 or

00:34:00.040 just

00:34:00.280 an

00:34:00.440 idea

00:34:00.760 I

00:34:00.920 don't

00:34:01.000 know

00:34:01.140 what

00:34:01.300 it

00:34:01.420 was

00:34:01.780 I

00:34:02.920 mean

00:34:03.080 epiphany

00:34:03.560 is

00:34:03.680 just

00:34:03.820 a

00:34:03.980 damn

00:34:04.160 idea

00:34:04.600 in

00:34:04.760 a

00:34:04.920 skirt

00:34:05.220 you

00:34:05.480 know

00:34:05.640 that

00:34:05.920 bro

00:34:06.200 it's

00:34:07.500 just

00:34:07.700 an

00:34:07.900 idea

00:34:08.220 that

00:34:08.420 showed

00:34:08.620 up

00:34:08.760 to

00:34:08.880 happy

00:34:09.280 hour

00:34:09.680 with

00:34:11.080 lipstick

00:34:11.540 and

00:34:11.820 a

00:34:11.960 condiment

00:34:12.420 it

00:34:12.620 sock

00:34:13.000 you

00:34:13.180 know

00:34:13.240 what

00:34:13.340 I'm

00:34:13.440 saying

00:34:13.680 epiphany

00:34:14.380 oh

00:34:17.640 you

00:34:17.820 know

00:34:18.020 epiphany

00:34:18.620 she

00:34:18.880 likes

00:34:19.240 to

00:34:19.420 get

00:34:19.740 it

00:34:19.940 right

00:34:20.320 you

00:34:20.580 feel

00:34:20.880 me

00:34:21.200 so

00:34:22.100 um

00:34:23.700 what

00:34:25.480 else

00:34:25.700 man

00:34:25.960 let's

00:34:26.280 take

00:34:26.420 another

00:34:26.580 call

00:34:26.840 that

00:34:26.980 came

00:34:27.180 in

00:34:27.360 here

00:34:27.820 here

00:34:28.720 we

00:34:28.880 go

00:34:29.300 what's

00:34:32.520 up

00:34:32.700 Theo

00:34:33.040 it's

00:34:33.560 Aaron

00:34:33.860 from

00:34:34.160 Oklahoma

00:34:34.560 City

00:34:34.980 what's

00:34:35.900 up

00:34:36.080 Aaron

00:34:36.420 Oklahoma

00:34:37.240 City

00:34:37.600 man

00:34:37.840 y'all

00:34:38.020 did

00:34:38.200 that

00:34:38.420 bombing

00:34:38.860 bro

00:34:39.200 and

00:34:39.900 uh

00:34:40.500 and

00:34:42.240 what

00:34:42.460 else

00:34:42.780 man

00:34:43.240 um

00:34:44.300 oh

00:34:46.560 yeah

00:34:46.780 Kevin

00:34:47.120 Durant

00:34:47.600 also

00:34:48.020 baby

00:34:48.320 let's

00:34:48.620 go

00:34:48.840 gang

00:34:49.220 I

00:34:50.400 know

00:34:50.600 you

00:34:50.820 say

00:34:51.020 you

00:34:51.220 used

00:34:51.480 to

00:34:51.620 be

00:34:51.780 a

00:34:51.920 bus

00:34:52.120 boy

00:34:52.400 I'm

00:34:52.740 a

00:34:52.900 bus

00:34:53.100 boy

00:34:53.340 as

00:34:53.580 well

00:34:53.820 I

00:34:54.740 was

00:34:54.920 wondering

00:34:55.280 if

00:34:55.600 you

00:34:55.740 had

00:34:56.040 any

00:34:56.360 crazy

00:34:56.820 bus

00:34:57.240 boy

00:34:57.480 stories

00:34:58.020 like

00:34:58.460 weird

00:34:58.900 conversations

00:34:59.640 you

00:34:59.960 overheard

00:35:00.500 or

00:35:00.640 something

00:35:00.980 damn

00:35:02.520 was

00:35:03.480 your

00:35:03.620 daddy

00:35:03.840 a

00:35:04.020 typewriter

00:35:04.540 dog

00:35:04.880 cause

00:35:05.080 you

00:35:05.200 definitely

00:35:05.680 you

00:35:06.160 know

00:35:06.320 you

00:35:06.460 got

00:35:06.660 that

00:35:07.040 kind

00:35:08.660 of

00:35:08.740 that

00:35:08.920 stenographer's

00:35:09.900 vibe

00:35:10.260 man

00:35:10.660 uh

00:35:11.240 any

00:35:13.820 good

00:35:14.100 bus

00:35:14.400 boy

00:35:14.640 stories

00:35:15.400 well

00:35:16.100 Alfonso

00:35:16.780 Rivieros

00:35:17.500 came in

00:35:17.960 one time

00:35:18.440 when I

00:35:18.660 was

00:35:18.780 bus

00:35:19.060 boying

00:35:19.520 Kevin

00:35:21.320 Costner

00:35:21.800 came in

00:35:22.460 and he

00:35:23.260 ate

00:35:23.420 three

00:35:23.700 muffins

00:35:24.160 I

00:35:24.300 remember

00:35:24.580 that

00:35:24.840 he

00:35:24.980 liked

00:35:25.280 them

00:35:25.480 yeah

00:35:27.900 he

00:35:28.020 did

00:35:28.180 like

00:35:28.440 them

00:35:28.620 huh

00:35:29.000 what

00:35:30.500 else

00:35:30.780 happened

00:35:31.180 um

00:35:31.720 oh

00:35:34.020 dude

00:35:34.480 so

00:35:34.740 my

00:35:34.940 boy

00:35:35.180 Dennis

00:35:35.600 we

00:35:35.860 used

00:35:36.080 to

00:35:36.220 do

00:35:36.400 drugs

00:35:36.920 and

00:35:37.160 the

00:35:38.600 first

00:35:38.940 time

00:35:39.280 we

00:35:39.460 ever

00:35:39.640 did

00:35:39.920 some

00:35:40.140 cocaine

00:35:40.620 he

00:35:40.820 took

00:35:41.060 me

00:35:41.200 over

00:35:41.340 to

00:35:41.480 somebody's

00:35:41.940 house

00:35:42.380 and

00:35:43.060 the

00:35:43.240 guy

00:35:43.500 only

00:35:43.740 had

00:35:43.940 one

00:35:44.240 eye

00:35:44.580 you

00:35:45.500 know

00:35:45.660 he

00:35:45.820 had

00:35:45.960 that

00:35:46.160 buck

00:35:46.460 shot

00:35:46.820 baby

00:35:47.100 or

00:35:47.240 whatever

00:35:47.500 you

00:35:48.460 know

00:35:48.600 he

00:35:48.760 had

00:35:48.960 that

00:35:49.260 uh

00:35:49.780 you

00:35:52.020 know

00:35:52.180 he

00:35:52.340 honestly

00:35:53.240 just

00:35:53.560 kind

00:35:53.800 of

00:35:54.000 his

00:35:54.400 face

00:35:54.740 was

00:35:54.920 kind

00:35:55.140 of

00:35:55.280 fucking

00:35:55.620 brave

00:35:56.420 it's

00:35:56.700 like

00:35:56.880 hey

00:35:57.040 I'll

00:35:57.240 do

00:35:57.400 it

00:35:57.540 with

00:35:57.720 one

00:35:58.040 you

00:35:59.460 know

00:35:59.600 check

00:35:59.920 ball

00:36:00.300 you

00:36:00.600 know

00:36:00.720 what

00:36:00.840 I'm

00:36:00.980 saying

00:36:01.240 bro

00:36:01.540 and

00:36:03.040 he

00:36:03.160 just

00:36:03.420 checked

00:36:03.800 that

00:36:04.000 other

00:36:04.200 one

00:36:04.360 at

00:36:04.500 the

00:36:04.660 door

00:36:04.980 baby

00:36:05.260 he

00:36:05.400 don't

00:36:05.520 his

00:36:05.720 face

00:36:06.000 said

00:36:06.160 look

00:36:06.440 fam

00:36:06.820 we

00:36:07.300 going

00:36:07.600 one

00:36:08.100 we

00:36:08.380 going

00:36:08.620 one

00:36:09.000 rock

00:36:09.380 so

00:36:10.500 I

00:36:10.660 respect

00:36:10.980 that

00:36:11.500 man

00:36:11.820 the

00:36:12.000 guy

00:36:12.260 I

00:36:12.360 don't

00:36:12.420 remember

00:36:12.680 his

00:36:12.880 name

00:36:13.280 but

00:36:14.740 I

00:36:14.860 walk

00:36:15.240 in

00:36:15.400 and

00:36:15.500 the

00:36:15.580 guy

00:36:15.720 was

00:36:15.820 coming

00:36:16.100 up

00:36:16.240 from

00:36:16.360 doing

00:36:16.540 a

00:36:16.680 line

00:36:16.880 of

00:36:17.000 cocaine

00:36:17.360 and

00:36:17.500 there's

00:36:17.640 a

00:36:17.760 thing

00:36:17.880 of

00:36:18.020 fresh

00:36:18.300 oranges

00:36:18.660 on

00:36:18.880 the

00:36:19.000 table

00:36:19.340 and

00:36:19.580 he

00:36:21.740 looked

00:36:22.080 up

00:36:22.300 at

00:36:22.460 me

00:36:22.580 only

00:36:22.760 had

00:36:22.940 one

00:36:23.320 eye

00:36:23.600 and

00:36:23.720 I

00:36:23.840 thought

00:36:24.160 I

00:36:33.800 you

00:36:34.660 know

00:36:34.820 and

00:36:34.940 at

00:36:35.060 that

00:36:35.240 point

00:36:35.420 I'm

00:36:35.600 thinking

00:36:35.780 he's

00:36:36.020 just

00:36:36.220 seeing

00:36:36.520 snot

00:36:37.040 you

00:36:37.300 know

00:36:37.480 seeing

00:36:37.800 the

00:36:37.980 inside

00:36:38.340 of

00:36:38.520 his

00:36:38.740 capabilities

00:36:40.360 but

00:36:40.780 um

00:36:41.180 but

00:36:43.840 what else

00:36:44.800 man

00:36:45.080 yeah

00:36:45.320 I

00:36:45.560 mean

00:36:46.400 some

00:36:46.620 other

00:36:46.840 stuff

00:36:47.140 happened

00:36:47.480 I

00:36:47.640 remember

00:36:47.860 I

00:36:48.060 found

00:36:48.320 an

00:36:48.500 Abbey

00:36:48.820 Road

00:36:49.240 tape

00:36:49.780 and

00:36:51.480 it's

00:36:51.620 a

00:36:51.760 cassette

00:36:52.160 tape

00:36:52.600 and

00:36:52.760 some

00:36:52.920 people

00:36:53.060 don't

00:36:53.220 believe

00:36:53.560 in

00:36:53.740 them

00:36:53.840 but

00:36:53.940 I

00:36:54.060 believed

00:36:54.440 in

00:36:54.660 them

00:36:54.800 and

00:36:56.540 I

00:36:56.680 found

00:36:56.920 that

00:36:57.120 on

00:36:57.220 the

00:36:57.360 side

00:36:57.580 of

00:36:57.680 the

00:36:57.780 road

00:36:57.980 and

00:36:58.120 I

00:36:58.260 used

00:36:58.500 that

00:36:58.880 for

00:36:59.180 a

00:36:59.360 while

00:36:59.700 I

00:36:59.880 listened

00:37:00.120 to

00:37:00.260 that

00:37:00.420 album

00:37:00.800 that

00:37:01.300 was

00:37:01.420 my

00:37:01.580 introduction

00:37:01.960 to

00:37:02.180 the

00:37:02.340 Beatles

00:37:02.640 really

00:37:03.020 and

00:37:05.280 I

00:37:05.420 would

00:37:05.580 time

00:37:06.000 it

00:37:06.180 just

00:37:06.480 perfectly

00:37:06.980 when

00:37:07.240 I

00:37:07.400 left

00:37:07.700 work

00:37:08.100 when

00:37:08.280 I

00:37:08.420 put

00:37:08.640 on

00:37:08.800 that

00:37:08.960 one

00:37:09.260 song

00:37:09.840 uh

00:37:10.960 what

00:37:19.280 is

00:37:19.420 this

00:37:19.740 uh

00:37:24.100 imagine

00:37:25.820 I don't

00:37:26.140 know

00:37:26.280 what

00:37:26.440 it is

00:37:26.860 but

00:37:28.240 it was

00:37:28.500 a good

00:37:28.740 song

00:37:29.060 man

00:37:29.360 I

00:37:29.520 would

00:37:29.660 time

00:37:29.920 it

00:37:30.040 just

00:37:30.300 perfectly

00:37:30.560 when

00:37:30.780 I

00:37:30.940 left

00:37:31.200 work

00:37:31.620 I

00:37:33.100 had

00:37:33.220 me

00:37:33.340 a

00:37:33.480 little

00:37:33.600 Doral

00:37:34.180 or

00:37:34.360 a

00:37:34.480 little

00:37:34.620 Winston

00:37:35.060 and

00:37:36.120 I

00:37:36.200 would

00:37:36.340 cut

00:37:36.580 that

00:37:36.820 bitch

00:37:37.080 on

00:37:37.320 with

00:37:37.500 a

00:37:37.660 lighter

00:37:37.960 and

00:37:39.360 I

00:37:39.480 would

00:37:39.600 fire

00:37:39.860 up

00:37:40.060 that

00:37:40.260 1984

00:37:40.980 Ford

00:37:41.640 Escort

00:37:42.220 let's

00:37:42.780 go

00:37:43.320 I'm

00:37:44.800 upstairs

00:37:45.480 and

00:37:48.540 I

00:37:48.720 would

00:37:48.940 drive

00:37:49.680 that

00:37:49.940 thing

00:37:50.440 right

00:37:52.200 to

00:37:52.400 home

00:37:52.580 and

00:37:52.680 I

00:37:52.780 would

00:37:52.920 get

00:37:53.100 to

00:37:53.240 my

00:37:53.400 mom's

00:37:53.800 place

00:37:54.240 this

00:37:54.740 is

00:37:54.860 out

00:37:55.020 in

00:37:55.180 Tucson

00:37:55.520 Arizona

00:37:56.000 out

00:37:56.400 there

00:37:56.680 and

00:37:58.240 it

00:37:58.300 was

00:37:58.400 a

00:37:58.540 lot

00:37:58.700 of

00:37:58.820 like

00:37:59.000 a lot

00:37:59.500 of

00:37:59.620 Mexican

00:37:59.920 scare

00:38:00.380 a lot

00:38:00.640 of

00:38:00.760 scare

00:38:01.040 there's

00:38:01.260 a lot

00:38:01.420 of

00:38:01.520 just

00:38:01.680 Mexicans

00:38:02.120 fighting

00:38:02.540 at

00:38:02.720 school

00:38:02.880 they

00:38:03.020 called it

00:38:03.320 school

00:38:03.540 but it

00:38:03.760 was

00:38:03.840 basically

00:38:04.080 Mexican

00:38:04.520 people

00:38:04.820 fighting

00:38:05.180 and

00:38:06.760 then

00:38:06.900 there

00:38:07.000 was

00:38:07.120 some

00:38:07.320 book

00:38:07.520 like

00:38:07.780 occasionally

00:38:08.760 someone

00:38:09.120 would

00:38:09.440 read a

00:38:10.520 book

00:38:10.680 report

00:38:11.080 but

00:38:12.560 but

00:38:12.580 and

00:38:14.540 and

00:38:14.560 and

00:38:16.840 I

00:38:16.940 would

00:38:17.100 just

00:38:17.340 get

00:38:17.520 to

00:38:17.620 my

00:38:17.780 mother's

00:38:18.080 house

00:38:18.300 and

00:38:18.440 that

00:38:18.600 last

00:38:19.060 touch

00:38:19.700 of

00:38:19.820 that

00:38:20.040 that

00:38:21.180 last

00:38:21.540 huff

00:38:21.840 of

00:38:21.940 that

00:38:22.080 Doral

00:38:22.580 baby

00:38:22.900 and

00:38:24.400 I

00:38:24.520 really

00:38:24.720 love

00:38:25.060 that

00:38:25.220 I

00:38:25.360 missed

00:38:25.580 that

00:38:25.780 time

00:38:26.180 so

00:38:26.960 but

00:38:28.200 thank

00:38:28.480 you

00:38:28.600 for

00:38:28.860 reminding

00:38:29.720 me

00:38:29.940 Aaron

00:38:30.140 of

00:38:30.260 that

00:38:30.440 and

00:38:30.580 good

00:38:30.780 luck

00:38:31.000 out

00:38:31.240 there

00:38:31.460 in

00:38:31.600 OKC

00:38:32.240 man

00:38:32.620 and

00:38:33.300 if

00:38:35.960 anybody

00:38:36.440 is

00:38:38.260 in

00:38:38.500 Oklahoma

00:38:39.280 City

00:38:39.660 and they

00:38:39.960 see a

00:38:40.260 busboy

00:38:40.700 see if

00:38:41.040 he's

00:38:41.200 Aaron

00:38:41.460 that

00:38:41.720 could

00:38:41.840 be

00:38:41.980 him

00:38:42.260 we

00:38:45.620 got

00:38:45.780 a

00:38:45.900 call

00:38:46.100 that

00:38:46.240 came

00:38:46.440 in

00:38:46.600 here

00:38:46.900 this

00:38:47.300 fella

00:38:47.540 right

00:38:47.760 here

00:38:47.940 beautiful

00:38:48.280 fella

00:38:48.600 here

00:38:48.780 we

00:38:48.900 go

00:38:49.160 could

00:38:49.560 be

00:38:49.700 beautiful

00:38:50.020 this

00:38:50.220 is

00:38:50.320 just

00:38:50.500 audio

00:38:50.980 hey

00:38:51.920 what's

00:38:52.180 going

00:38:52.420 on

00:38:52.740 Theo

00:38:53.020 this

00:38:53.320 is

00:38:53.460 Matt

00:38:53.920 I'm

00:38:54.280 out

00:38:54.440 here

00:38:54.660 in

00:38:54.920 Washington

00:38:55.480 State

00:38:56.220 I

00:38:56.600 just

00:38:56.840 was

00:38:57.040 curious

00:38:57.380 what's

00:38:58.080 up

00:38:58.260 Washington

00:38:58.680 State

00:38:59.260 out

00:39:00.320 there

00:39:00.500 Tacoma

00:39:01.080 man

00:39:01.520 and

00:39:02.780 you

00:39:02.940 guys

00:39:03.380 unfortunately

00:39:04.040 Gonzaga

00:39:04.740 went

00:39:05.020 out

00:39:05.320 and

00:39:06.340 people

00:39:06.560 don't

00:39:06.760 know

00:39:06.960 they're

00:39:07.080 based

00:39:07.320 out

00:39:07.480 of

00:39:07.600 Spokane

00:39:08.240 and

00:39:10.700 I

00:39:10.800 spent

00:39:11.000 some

00:39:11.220 time

00:39:11.520 up

00:39:11.720 in

00:39:11.860 near

00:39:13.840 Snoqualmie

00:39:14.700 out

00:39:14.940 there

00:39:15.220 and

00:39:16.760 I

00:39:16.900 had

00:39:17.080 some

00:39:17.300 girl

00:39:17.720 met

00:39:19.760 a

00:39:19.920 girl

00:39:20.100 out

00:39:20.300 there

00:39:20.440 I

00:39:20.540 made

00:39:20.700 love

00:39:20.960 to

00:39:21.140 out

00:39:21.340 there

00:39:21.500 one

00:39:21.720 time

00:39:22.060 she

00:39:22.280 worked

00:39:22.560 in

00:39:22.820 I

00:39:26.240 don't

00:39:26.340 want

00:39:26.460 to

00:39:26.560 say

00:39:26.740 arts

00:39:27.000 and

00:39:27.180 crafts

00:39:27.480 surplus

00:39:27.980 but

00:39:28.360 yarn

00:39:28.780 sales

00:39:29.140 I

00:39:29.280 remember

00:39:29.440 she

00:39:29.600 had

00:39:29.760 a

00:39:30.100 little

00:39:31.080 Subaru

00:39:31.500 hatchback

00:39:32.060 full

00:39:32.280 of

00:39:32.400 yarn

00:39:32.840 multicolored

00:39:34.860 yarn

00:39:36.440 baby

00:39:36.800 beautiful

00:39:38.200 little

00:39:38.520 lady

00:39:38.740 let's

00:39:38.980 hear

00:39:39.100 more

00:39:39.320 brother

00:39:39.560 onward

00:39:39.900 you

00:39:41.780 had

00:39:41.900 any

00:39:42.040 advice

00:39:42.560 for

00:39:42.820 me

00:39:43.040 or

00:39:43.220 maybe

00:39:43.500 any

00:39:43.740 listeners

00:39:44.120 had

00:39:44.400 some

00:39:44.600 advice

00:39:45.020 for

00:39:45.260 me

00:39:45.500 I

00:39:46.400 been

00:39:46.540 in

00:39:46.660 the

00:39:46.760 military

00:39:47.060 for

00:39:47.460 about

00:39:47.740 five

00:39:48.340 years

00:39:48.680 now

00:39:49.100 and

00:39:49.320 I

00:39:49.500 joined

00:39:49.780 right

00:39:49.960 out

00:39:50.100 of

00:39:50.180 high

00:39:50.400 school

00:39:50.780 I'm

00:39:51.180 about

00:39:51.340 to

00:39:51.460 get

00:39:51.600 out

00:39:51.920 coming

00:39:52.620 up

00:39:52.860 here

00:39:53.020 in

00:39:53.140 August

00:39:53.600 I'm

00:39:55.040 just

00:39:55.180 seeing

00:39:55.500 if

00:39:55.800 anybody

00:39:56.880 had

00:39:57.040 any

00:39:57.160 advice

00:39:57.660 you know

00:39:58.040 it's

00:39:58.220 pretty

00:39:58.380 nerve

00:39:58.680 wracking

00:39:58.960 I

00:39:59.180 didn't

00:39:59.480 I

00:39:59.660 know

00:40:00.000 anything

00:40:00.320 else

00:40:00.660 my

00:40:00.840 whole

00:40:01.020 life

00:40:01.380 I've

00:40:01.620 only

00:40:01.840 been

00:40:02.180 in

00:40:02.340 the

00:40:02.380 military

00:40:02.840 so

00:40:03.220 working

00:40:04.000 on

00:40:04.220 getting

00:40:04.520 jobs

00:40:05.180 lined

00:40:05.580 up

00:40:06.100 house

00:40:06.640 for

00:40:06.860 me

00:40:07.020 and

00:40:07.120 my

00:40:07.280 wife

00:40:07.820 whatnot

00:40:08.140 like

00:40:08.460 that

00:40:08.800 so

00:40:09.060 if

00:40:09.860 you

00:40:10.120 or

00:40:10.280 any

00:40:10.400 of

00:40:10.520 the

00:40:10.600 listeners

00:40:10.860 had

00:40:11.160 any

00:40:11.380 advice

00:40:11.840 for

00:40:12.080 me

00:40:12.260 I

00:40:12.440 appreciate

00:40:12.920 it

00:40:13.960 you know

00:40:14.840 gang

00:40:15.400 gang

00:40:15.840 thanks

00:40:18.420 Matty

00:40:18.820 and

00:40:19.920 yeah

00:40:20.060 you know

00:40:20.340 that's

00:40:20.540 a great

00:40:20.800 question

00:40:21.160 I've

00:40:21.400 never

00:40:21.560 been

00:40:21.780 military

00:40:22.280 you know

00:40:24.040 and I

00:40:24.260 used

00:40:24.420 there

00:40:24.540 were

00:40:24.640 some

00:40:24.820 kids

00:40:25.120 in

00:40:25.260 our

00:40:25.380 school

00:40:25.580 that

00:40:25.740 was

00:40:25.900 in

00:40:26.000 ROTC

00:40:26.840 and

00:40:27.060 they

00:40:27.220 were

00:40:27.540 you know

00:40:29.960 some

00:40:30.200 of

00:40:30.340 them

00:40:30.420 honestly

00:40:30.660 were

00:40:30.860 inbreeding

00:40:31.700 or

00:40:31.840 doing

00:40:32.120 inbreeding

00:40:32.620 and

00:40:32.900 they

00:40:34.340 were

00:40:34.820 they

00:40:37.320 used

00:40:37.520 to run

00:40:37.840 around

00:40:38.040 after

00:40:38.260 school

00:40:38.540 with

00:40:38.720 wooden

00:40:39.000 guns

00:40:39.440 and

00:40:39.600 pretend

00:40:39.980 people

00:40:41.220 was

00:40:41.440 attacking

00:40:41.880 the

00:40:42.100 damn

00:40:42.400 philosophy

00:40:43.080 center

00:40:43.520 or

00:40:43.720 whatever

00:40:44.020 you know

00:40:44.620 or

00:40:45.820 you know

00:40:46.200 they'd be

00:40:46.540 defending

00:40:46.900 the

00:40:47.080 library

00:40:47.380 you'd

00:40:47.600 see

00:40:47.720 six

00:40:48.080 of

00:40:48.240 them

00:40:48.300 out

00:40:48.480 there

00:40:48.780 you know

00:40:50.260 one of

00:40:50.620 them

00:40:50.680 knocked

00:40:51.040 up

00:40:51.300 out

00:40:51.460 there

00:40:51.580 with

00:40:51.680 a

00:40:51.820 wooden

00:40:52.040 gun

00:40:52.380 and

00:40:52.500 they're

00:40:52.600 all

00:40:52.740 defending

00:40:53.080 the

00:40:53.280 damn

00:40:53.620 book

00:40:55.120 drop

00:40:55.480 off

00:40:55.780 at

00:40:55.920 the

00:40:56.020 damn

00:40:56.260 night

00:40:56.560 drop

00:40:56.900 off

00:40:57.100 at

00:40:57.240 the

00:40:57.340 damn

00:40:57.560 library

00:40:57.960 just

00:40:58.240 you know

00:40:59.300 I respect

00:40:59.880 them

00:41:00.080 I'm not

00:41:00.360 saying I don't

00:41:00.700 respect

00:41:01.160 them

00:41:01.320 but they

00:41:01.600 were

00:41:01.820 the

00:41:03.280 training

00:41:03.780 bus

00:41:04.120 was

00:41:04.320 bleak

00:41:04.840 you know

00:41:05.880 I remember

00:41:06.240 that

00:41:06.500 the training

00:41:06.960 bus

00:41:07.280 was

00:41:07.460 bleak

00:41:07.820 and

00:41:08.000 um

00:41:10.900 damn

00:41:12.860 oh

00:41:17.920 well you

00:41:19.060 know

00:41:19.300 that's a

00:41:19.580 great

00:41:19.720 question

00:41:20.040 Matt

00:41:20.240 and I

00:41:20.480 think

00:41:20.620 that is

00:41:20.920 a good

00:41:21.160 question

00:41:21.560 to put

00:41:22.620 out to

00:41:22.960 people

00:41:23.200 you know

00:41:23.440 I'm sure

00:41:23.760 we have

00:41:24.020 a lot

00:41:24.240 of

00:41:24.340 listeners

00:41:24.580 that are

00:41:24.840 military

00:41:25.160 and thank

00:41:25.600 you very

00:41:25.920 much

00:41:26.160 for your

00:41:26.980 service

00:41:27.380 you know

00:41:27.640 I'm sorry

00:41:28.040 a lot

00:41:28.340 of these

00:41:28.640 these days

00:41:30.120 the media

00:41:30.500 probably

00:41:30.760 doesn't

00:41:30.960 support you

00:41:31.520 as much

00:41:31.860 as you

00:41:32.160 feel like

00:41:32.960 it should

00:41:33.360 you know

00:41:33.580 military

00:41:33.940 does so

00:41:34.380 much

00:41:34.560 to keep

00:41:34.900 us

00:41:35.100 safe

00:41:35.480 do you

00:41:37.940 know

00:41:38.080 that in

00:41:38.360 America

00:41:38.640 there's

00:41:39.060 always

00:41:39.320 like

00:41:39.520 we're

00:41:39.660 only

00:41:39.820 eight

00:41:40.060 hours

00:41:40.340 away

00:41:40.620 from

00:41:40.900 we could

00:41:42.380 be wheels

00:41:42.880 up

00:41:43.080 you could

00:41:43.320 have a

00:41:44.360 SEAL

00:41:47.100 team

00:41:47.340 six

00:41:47.840 or

00:41:48.060 you know

00:41:50.320 one of

00:41:50.560 those

00:41:50.740 airborne

00:41:51.060 groups

00:41:51.680 or

00:41:52.140 you know

00:41:55.160 or

00:41:56.680 army

00:41:57.200 ranger

00:41:57.560 this

00:41:58.100 I don't

00:41:58.440 know

00:41:58.600 exactly

00:41:58.840 what I'm

00:41:59.020 talking

00:41:59.200 about

00:41:59.440 so

00:41:59.700 I'm

00:42:00.700 going to

00:42:00.820 shut

00:42:01.000 up

00:42:01.140 but

00:42:01.420 there

00:42:02.520 we're

00:42:02.860 always

00:42:03.120 only

00:42:03.380 eight

00:42:03.740 hours

00:42:03.980 away

00:42:04.200 from

00:42:04.380 having

00:42:04.620 just

00:42:04.840 full

00:42:05.140 bore

00:42:05.460 and

00:42:06.640 that's

00:42:06.920 crazy

00:42:07.360 you know

00:42:09.100 what I'm

00:42:09.300 saying

00:42:09.480 you couldn't

00:42:10.060 it takes

00:42:10.840 a family

00:42:11.300 of four

00:42:11.820 damn

00:42:12.100 four days

00:42:12.720 to plan

00:42:13.120 a fucking

00:42:13.540 to pack

00:42:14.080 a van

00:42:14.480 to go

00:42:14.720 to

00:42:14.860 Destin

00:42:15.300 so when

00:42:17.340 you're

00:42:17.520 thinking

00:42:17.780 about

00:42:18.020 or pack

00:42:18.360 a van

00:42:18.800 to go

00:42:19.080 to the

00:42:19.320 damn

00:42:19.520 lake

00:42:19.760 of the

00:42:19.980 Ozarks

00:42:20.560 which is

00:42:21.860 in

00:42:22.300 Missouri

00:42:24.600 and I

00:42:25.240 didn't know

00:42:25.580 it for

00:42:25.820 years

00:42:26.140 and also

00:42:26.760 did you

00:42:27.040 know

00:42:27.140 this

00:42:27.500 the

00:42:29.920 what is

00:42:31.980 it called

00:42:32.300 it's in

00:42:32.600 Pennsylvania

00:42:32.980 the

00:42:34.120 Poconos

00:42:34.820 is in

00:42:35.780 Pennsylvania

00:42:36.360 had no

00:42:38.520 idea man

00:42:39.140 for years

00:42:39.680 I had no

00:42:39.960 idea

00:42:40.140 I thought

00:42:40.360 it was

00:42:40.520 islands

00:42:40.920 I thought

00:42:41.200 it was

00:42:41.360 off of

00:42:41.640 Aruba

00:42:42.100 somewhere

00:42:42.600 but the

00:42:44.240 Poconos

00:42:44.620 is in

00:42:45.020 damn

00:42:45.240 Pennsylvania

00:42:46.160 so a lot

00:42:48.960 of stuff

00:42:49.300 being learned

00:42:50.000 by everybody

00:42:51.760 but yeah

00:42:52.820 if you have

00:42:53.120 suggestions

00:42:53.520 what's a good

00:42:54.240 suggestion

00:42:54.720 for somebody

00:42:55.120 if they're

00:42:55.340 getting out

00:42:55.720 of the

00:42:55.900 military

00:42:56.240 what do

00:42:56.540 you think

00:42:57.080 you know

00:42:58.340 what do

00:43:00.800 you think

00:43:01.360 somebody's

00:43:01.720 getting out

00:43:02.120 of the

00:43:02.260 military

00:43:02.460 if you've

00:43:03.060 been in

00:43:03.260 the

00:43:03.360 military

00:43:03.620 hit the

00:43:03.940 hotline

00:43:04.220 985-664-9503

00:43:07.760 and we'll

00:43:08.060 put together

00:43:08.620 some ideas

00:43:09.920 for you

00:43:10.340 Matt

00:43:10.620 and just

00:43:11.460 kind of

00:43:12.040 survey the

00:43:13.160 crowd there

00:43:13.960 what else

00:43:17.280 yeah man

00:43:19.540 that's pretty

00:43:19.880 fascinating

00:43:20.440 that we have

00:43:20.960 that capability

00:43:21.660 to keep us

00:43:24.000 safe

00:43:24.280 you know

00:43:24.640 we've gotten

00:43:26.180 so used

00:43:26.780 to being

00:43:27.120 safe here

00:43:28.000 in America

00:43:31.200 in a way

00:43:33.880 it's almost

00:43:34.320 like the

00:43:34.740 people you

00:43:35.320 have to be

00:43:35.820 safe from

00:43:36.320 now is

00:43:37.020 are in

00:43:37.920 America

00:43:38.380 that's the

00:43:39.780 crazy part

00:43:40.540 like it's

00:43:43.080 companies

00:43:43.580 and it's

00:43:45.120 you know

00:43:45.760 big tech

00:43:48.160 and just

00:43:48.500 things that

00:43:48.920 can limit

00:43:49.440 your ability

00:43:50.120 to be

00:43:50.720 free

00:43:51.120 it's wild

00:43:54.840 man

00:43:55.160 just

00:43:55.420 it's just

00:43:56.620 interesting to

00:43:57.120 see once

00:43:57.520 you don't

00:43:57.820 have the

00:43:58.140 enemies

00:43:58.420 outside

00:43:58.960 or they're

00:43:59.540 you know

00:43:59.940 because our

00:44:01.560 previous

00:44:01.860 generations

00:44:02.440 had that

00:44:03.000 they were

00:44:03.300 fighting for

00:44:03.780 territory

00:44:04.500 and for

00:44:05.040 our borders

00:44:06.000 and to

00:44:06.280 secure

00:44:06.800 a place

00:44:09.260 and then

00:44:11.220 once you

00:44:11.560 don't have

00:44:11.920 once that

00:44:12.380 scare isn't

00:44:13.080 there for

00:44:13.500 a while

00:44:14.060 damn

00:44:14.740 the enemies

00:44:19.000 is in the

00:44:19.440 damn Wi-Fi

00:44:20.320 man

00:44:20.740 it's just

00:44:21.420 I mean

00:44:22.820 also I don't

00:44:23.800 know what

00:44:23.980 I'm talking

00:44:24.320 about

00:44:24.660 let's hear

00:44:27.520 something here

00:44:28.220 man

00:44:28.540 we got some

00:44:29.300 other nice

00:44:30.200 calls that

00:44:30.660 came in

00:44:31.200 some really

00:44:31.680 good ones

00:44:32.260 and

00:44:32.520 let's

00:44:35.220 ask

00:44:35.580 let's

00:44:35.960 let's

00:44:36.340 let's

00:44:36.880 hit this

00:44:37.220 one right

00:44:37.540 here

00:44:38.040 what's up

00:44:39.080 Dio

00:44:39.520 it's Luke

00:44:40.340 out of

00:44:41.220 Birmingham

00:44:41.540 Alabama

00:44:42.280 Luke out of

00:44:43.900 B-ham baby

00:44:44.720 and they call it

00:44:46.100 B-ham

00:44:46.640 and I went to a

00:44:47.460 concert over there

00:44:48.960 near Pelham

00:44:49.720 Alabama

00:44:51.680 one time

00:44:52.420 and I was a

00:44:52.960 child man

00:44:53.500 I was a

00:44:53.900 damn middle

00:44:54.380 aged child

00:44:55.160 and we

00:44:57.100 was bent

00:44:57.560 out on

00:44:57.960 ecstasy

00:44:58.480 or something

00:44:58.940 I don't

00:44:59.220 know

00:44:59.480 I ate

00:45:00.200 something

00:45:00.460 out of

00:45:00.720 somebody's

00:45:02.240 hand

00:45:02.480 I remember

00:45:02.860 fucking

00:45:03.140 eating it

00:45:03.520 right out

00:45:03.840 of their

00:45:04.020 hand

00:45:04.420 I didn't

00:45:06.120 know what

00:45:06.360 it was

00:45:06.920 and I

00:45:09.140 ate it

00:45:09.440 and I

00:45:09.600 was drugged

00:45:10.220 out

00:45:10.440 and I

00:45:10.640 smoked me

00:45:10.980 half a

00:45:11.320 pack

00:45:11.580 of

00:45:11.760 Newport's

00:45:13.940 in a row

00:45:15.560 outside of

00:45:16.000 a day's

00:45:16.580 in

00:45:16.860 which was

00:45:19.700 a semi

00:45:20.160 decent

00:45:20.600 and it

00:45:21.820 was fine

00:45:22.220 during the

00:45:22.540 day

00:45:22.740 you know

00:45:23.100 what they

00:45:23.340 advertise

00:45:23.820 well

00:45:24.140 during the

00:45:24.820 day

00:45:25.140 it's

00:45:25.840 fine

00:45:26.220 dude

00:45:27.820 come about

00:45:28.240 6 15

00:45:28.960 p.m

00:45:29.800 bro

00:45:31.660 it's for

00:45:33.020 days only

00:45:33.760 dog

00:45:34.100 it got

00:45:34.640 real dicey

00:45:36.540 out there

00:45:37.180 I'm upstairs

00:45:38.000 dude I was

00:45:39.420 upstairs baby

00:45:40.240 I wasn't out

00:45:40.760 on the streets

00:45:41.280 around there

00:45:42.000 shout out

00:45:42.740 days in

00:45:43.340 baby

00:45:43.560 DI gang

00:45:44.660 sorry let's

00:45:46.320 hear more

00:45:46.660 Luke this is

00:45:47.100 about you

00:45:47.560 man

00:45:47.860 and so

00:45:50.120 I just

00:45:51.100 got my

00:45:51.820 first number

00:45:52.420 from a

00:45:52.820 girl

00:45:53.100 let's

00:45:54.040 go

00:45:54.420 that's

00:45:56.080 what I'm

00:45:56.380 talking

00:45:56.820 about

00:45:57.320 that's

00:45:58.380 what we

00:45:58.780 do

00:45:59.120 here

00:45:59.580 let's

00:46:01.800 get some

00:46:02.180 wins on

00:46:02.760 the board

00:46:03.340 baby

00:46:03.700 let's go

00:46:04.240 Lukey

00:46:04.680 the first

00:46:05.460 time I

00:46:05.840 asked a

00:46:06.280 girl

00:46:06.560 I'm

00:46:07.580 upstairs

00:46:08.340 her number

00:46:11.720 and

00:46:12.640 sorry I

00:46:13.360 interrupted

00:46:13.700 you let's

00:46:14.160 go back

00:46:14.640 the girl

00:46:15.360 for her

00:46:16.220 number

00:46:16.600 sorry

00:46:17.760 oh

00:46:19.480 I

00:46:19.780 just

00:46:20.360 got

00:46:20.720 got

00:46:20.980 my

00:46:21.140 first

00:46:21.440 number

00:46:21.700 from

00:46:21.920 a

00:46:22.080 girl

00:46:22.380 and

00:46:23.600 or

00:46:23.760 the

00:46:23.940 first

00:46:24.160 time

00:46:24.360 I

00:46:24.520 asked

00:46:24.820 a

00:46:24.980 girl

00:46:25.200 for

00:46:25.900 her

00:46:26.080 number

00:46:26.420 and

00:46:27.460 you know

00:46:27.980 I was

00:46:28.200 just going

00:46:28.480 to get

00:46:28.740 a smoothie

00:46:29.200 on my

00:46:29.500 lunch break

00:46:30.000 because that's

00:46:30.360 what I do

00:46:30.700 when I get

00:46:31.020 stressed out

00:46:31.660 oh yeah

00:46:32.640 that's how I

00:46:33.200 ended up on

00:46:33.600 DMT over

00:46:34.360 there in

00:46:34.720 Maui

00:46:35.140 onward

00:46:36.100 sitting

00:46:36.900 apart

00:46:37.300 but anyways

00:46:38.200 um

00:46:39.400 I don't

00:46:42.020 do

00:46:42.280 I mean

00:46:42.920 she was

00:46:43.940 fucking

00:46:44.460 beautiful

00:46:45.300 man

00:46:45.780 oh

00:46:46.360 and I'm

00:46:48.120 gonna stop

00:46:48.480 you right

00:46:48.820 there

00:46:49.160 Lukey

00:46:49.600 Lukey

00:46:50.100 Lukey

00:46:50.720 Lukey

00:46:51.200 here

00:46:51.680 numerals

00:46:54.620 man

00:46:55.980 there's

00:46:56.240 nothing

00:46:56.500 there's

00:46:56.800 nothing

00:46:57.220 when you

00:46:58.060 that first

00:46:58.720 moment

00:46:59.180 I don't

00:46:59.460 know if

00:46:59.660 it's like

00:46:59.940 this for

00:47:00.280 women

00:47:00.580 and a

00:47:02.620 lady

00:47:02.860 please

00:47:03.180 if you're

00:47:03.520 a lady

00:47:03.920 bro

00:47:04.220 if you

00:47:04.600 running

00:47:04.860 that

00:47:05.140 little

00:47:05.360 wallet

00:47:05.820 bro

00:47:06.140 and you

00:47:06.440 doing

00:47:06.680 that

00:47:06.980 for

00:47:07.180 God

00:47:07.500 and all

00:47:07.900 of that

00:47:08.280 and you

00:47:09.280 can have

00:47:09.620 children

00:47:09.960 hit the

00:47:10.300 hotline

00:47:10.760 985-664-9503

00:47:13.540 and let me

00:47:14.880 know if it's

00:47:15.280 like this

00:47:15.660 for women

00:47:16.040 because a

00:47:17.300 guy when

00:47:17.720 you see

00:47:18.080 the girl

00:47:18.680 when you

00:47:20.160 see that

00:47:20.640 little dime

00:47:21.400 roll out

00:47:22.000 the bank

00:47:22.580 baby

00:47:22.940 or roll

00:47:23.420 out the

00:47:23.900 star buck

00:47:25.500 you know

00:47:27.460 or the

00:47:27.760 damn DW

00:47:28.520 shoes

00:47:29.040 or whatever

00:47:29.620 the little

00:47:30.660 you know

00:47:31.000 the Long

00:47:31.520 Johns

00:47:32.000 not the

00:47:35.060 pants shop

00:47:35.600 the Long

00:47:36.040 Johns

00:47:36.400 fish store

00:47:37.380 Long

00:47:37.960 Johns

00:47:38.320 Silver

00:47:39.940 is he

00:47:41.340 Jewish

00:47:41.700 is Long

00:47:42.100 John

00:47:42.260 Silver

00:47:42.600 Jewish

00:47:42.940 I don't

00:47:43.980 know man

00:47:44.360 but

00:47:44.660 but yeah

00:47:47.040 when you

00:47:47.340 see

00:47:47.600 whenever

00:47:48.040 whenever

00:47:48.420 that first

00:47:49.200 glint

00:47:49.700 it's just

00:47:50.140 like

00:47:50.440 damn

00:47:51.000 damn

00:47:53.420 bro

00:47:53.800 it's

00:47:57.520 like

00:47:57.680 that

00:47:57.840 kind

00:47:58.080 of

00:47:58.240 that

00:47:58.500 you know

00:47:59.340 that

00:47:59.520 crisp

00:48:00.160 sting

00:48:00.880 that

00:48:01.140 comes

00:48:01.540 from

00:48:01.780 Listerine

00:48:02.520 it's

00:48:04.420 kind

00:48:04.640 of

00:48:04.740 like

00:48:04.960 that

00:48:05.300 bro

00:48:05.560 but

00:48:05.780 in

00:48:06.400 your

00:48:06.680 in

00:48:07.780 your

00:48:08.000 like

00:48:08.460 in

00:48:08.640 your

00:48:08.780 damn

00:48:09.080 vulva

00:48:09.700 or

00:48:09.860 whatever

00:48:10.160 in

00:48:10.400 your

00:48:10.620 like

00:48:13.720 in

00:48:13.880 your

00:48:14.060 like

00:48:16.320 in

00:48:16.480 your

00:48:16.680 like

00:48:17.200 you

00:48:18.740 know

00:48:21.000 when

00:48:21.160 you

00:48:21.260 because

00:48:21.420 your

00:48:21.580 penis

00:48:21.820 starts

00:48:22.180 at

00:48:22.320 your

00:48:22.440 brain

00:48:22.780 you know

00:48:24.320 that

00:48:24.540 right

00:48:24.720 your

00:48:24.860 penis

00:48:25.180 it's

00:48:27.300 that's

00:48:28.500 where it

00:48:28.820 starts

00:48:29.180 it's all

00:48:29.580 activated

00:48:30.120 out of

00:48:30.400 the

00:48:30.520 brain

00:48:30.860 so

00:48:31.660 anyway

00:48:32.480 yeah

00:48:32.800 man

00:48:32.960 there's

00:48:33.140 nothing

00:48:33.320 like

00:48:33.520 that

00:48:33.680 first

00:48:33.980 moment

00:48:34.440 there's

00:48:35.540 nothing

00:48:35.740 like

00:48:35.960 that

00:48:36.140 first

00:48:36.700 moment

00:48:37.440 bro

00:48:37.800 let's

00:48:38.800 hear

00:48:38.900 more

00:48:39.220 and

00:48:40.400 bro

00:48:42.460 she

00:48:43.120 she

00:48:44.000 texted

00:48:44.340 me

00:48:44.620 and

00:48:45.000 I

00:48:45.200 don't

00:48:45.360 know

00:48:45.580 where

00:48:45.780 do

00:48:45.900 I

00:48:46.000 go

00:48:46.180 from

00:48:46.400 here

00:48:46.680 I

00:48:47.420 just

00:48:47.620 got

00:48:47.980 out

00:48:48.180 of

00:48:48.240 a

00:48:48.320 bad

00:48:49.060 breakup

00:48:50.140 it's

00:48:51.140 been a

00:48:51.400 year

00:48:51.560 now

00:48:51.820 I'm

00:48:51.980 just

00:48:52.280 getting

00:48:52.580 over

00:48:52.880 I

00:48:53.780 don't

00:48:54.160 know

00:48:54.320 where

00:48:54.480 to

00:48:54.640 start

00:48:55.060 man

00:48:55.480 I

00:48:56.260 know

00:48:56.400 you

00:48:56.560 got

00:48:56.700 your

00:48:56.860 girl

00:48:57.040 troubles

00:48:57.420 too

00:48:57.760 and

00:48:58.920 even

00:48:59.240 though

00:48:59.420 you

00:48:59.560 a

00:48:59.700 sexy

00:49:00.000 looking

00:49:00.260 motherfucker

00:49:00.740 just give me

00:49:02.540 some advice

00:49:03.040 on what I should do

00:49:03.680 with that number

00:49:04.380 or how I should

00:49:05.100 go about it

00:49:06.060 I probably

00:49:06.520 already fucked it up

00:49:08.040 yeah

00:49:08.660 that's true

00:49:09.420 I'm sure

00:49:11.020 I'm sure you have

00:49:11.480 if you're like

00:49:12.080 any dude

00:49:12.680 I know

00:49:13.260 they texted

00:49:14.240 too early

00:49:15.440 bro

00:49:15.900 onward

00:49:16.500 but

00:49:17.840 yeah man

00:49:20.380 I went to my

00:49:21.640 first AA meeting

00:49:22.380 last night too

00:49:23.200 I was drunk

00:49:26.040 but

00:49:26.520 I looked

00:49:27.120 out

00:49:27.460 and that's

00:49:28.080 acceptable

00:49:28.800 AA meeting

00:49:29.460 so I turned

00:49:30.000 my ass around

00:49:30.800 because it

00:49:31.220 fell in my heart

00:49:31.860 but it went

00:49:32.660 good

00:49:33.060 all right

00:49:34.280 I'll let you

00:49:34.620 go brother

00:49:35.000 gang gang

00:49:35.660 gang baby

00:49:36.920 man I'm proud

00:49:38.360 of you for just

00:49:38.760 being brave

00:49:39.260 man for just

00:49:39.740 doing shit

00:49:40.320 you know

00:49:40.820 for just

00:49:41.740 staying busy

00:49:42.300 man you're

00:49:42.760 staying busy

00:49:43.320 you're staying

00:49:43.800 in the flow

00:49:44.580 of life

00:49:45.240 you know

00:49:47.660 what I start

00:49:48.140 to realize

00:49:48.700 and this has

00:49:49.160 happened for me

00:49:49.680 recently

00:49:50.020 I start to

00:49:50.540 isolate

00:49:51.040 oh I need

00:49:53.300 to let you know

00:49:53.740 I need to keep

00:49:54.280 myself from this

00:49:55.080 and keep myself

00:49:55.780 from this

00:49:56.440 and how can I

00:49:57.480 stay out of

00:49:58.100 this deal

00:49:58.740 this situation

00:49:59.440 you know

00:50:00.140 I don't want

00:50:00.640 to be

00:50:00.960 I don't know

00:50:01.660 I don't

00:50:02.060 and the more

00:50:03.160 I do that

00:50:03.720 the more

00:50:04.200 I isolate

00:50:04.800 and the more

00:50:05.420 I get

00:50:06.080 alone

00:50:07.100 and feeling

00:50:09.960 alone

00:50:10.440 and for me

00:50:13.700 that's a lot

00:50:14.440 of my alcoholism

00:50:15.300 a lot of

00:50:15.660 whatever the

00:50:16.160 ism is inside

00:50:16.960 of me

00:50:17.100 whatever the

00:50:17.800 thing

00:50:18.320 whatever that

00:50:21.160 dirty baby

00:50:21.900 that crawls

00:50:22.640 inside of me

00:50:23.360 that's what

00:50:23.780 it's a lot

00:50:24.600 of it is

00:50:24.920 that

00:50:25.240 it's just

00:50:26.580 that thing

00:50:27.100 that wants

00:50:27.440 to keep

00:50:27.900 me separate

00:50:28.840 keep me

00:50:30.960 alone

00:50:31.520 keep me

00:50:33.340 in that

00:50:33.720 womb

00:50:34.140 you know

00:50:34.820 wherever

00:50:35.220 that

00:50:35.540 womb

00:50:35.820 is

00:50:36.220 you know

00:50:38.400 I want

00:50:38.900 to be

00:50:39.120 on that

00:50:39.360 I want

00:50:39.540 to be

00:50:39.700 that cat

00:50:40.180 in the

00:50:40.440 top

00:50:40.720 box

00:50:41.180 while

00:50:41.420 everybody

00:50:41.760 else

00:50:42.140 is

00:50:42.300 getting

00:50:42.540 dosed

00:50:42.980 out

00:50:43.280 and

00:50:43.420 fucking

00:50:43.740 Martha

00:50:44.260 I want

00:50:47.260 to be

00:50:47.480 that cat

00:50:47.960 in the

00:50:48.200 top

00:50:48.480 box

00:50:49.020 but that

00:50:51.480 doesn't

00:50:51.820 suit me

00:50:52.340 though

00:50:52.620 because

00:50:53.300 then I'm

00:50:53.720 alone

00:50:53.980 it just

00:50:54.260 it's a

00:50:54.620 trickery

00:50:55.040 and it's

00:50:57.440 a trickery

00:50:57.940 man

00:50:58.200 and that's

00:50:58.580 that's devil

00:50:59.340 that's devil

00:50:59.940 working

00:51:00.320 and that is

00:51:02.540 devil working

00:51:03.180 brother

00:51:03.440 praise God

00:51:04.140 man

00:51:04.440 but I'm

00:51:05.740 happy for

00:51:06.180 you man

00:51:06.460 let's get

00:51:06.760 some wins

00:51:07.180 on the board

00:51:07.540 if you had

00:51:07.860 a win

00:51:08.360 hit us

00:51:10.180 up the

00:51:10.420 hotline

00:51:10.820 985-664-9503

00:51:13.820 let me know

00:51:14.140 your wins

00:51:14.680 we need some

00:51:15.360 wins in

00:51:16.020 the books

00:51:16.940 yeah

00:51:19.520 let me know

00:51:20.400 your wins

00:51:20.840 if you tried

00:51:21.340 something

00:51:21.600 something happened

00:51:22.280 you know

00:51:22.660 and congrats

00:51:23.220 on the meeting

00:51:23.720 man

00:51:24.020 it doesn't

00:51:24.440 matter

00:51:24.720 there's no

00:51:25.340 right way

00:51:25.760 to do

00:51:26.040 anything

00:51:26.520 there's just

00:51:29.240 your life

00:51:29.820 there's just

00:51:30.240 your path

00:51:30.940 and

00:51:32.480 yeah

00:51:34.580 it's

00:51:34.880 look

00:51:35.220 it's neat

00:51:35.620 to check

00:51:36.000 out

00:51:36.280 you know

00:51:38.420 I've been

00:51:39.040 in them

00:51:39.280 before

00:51:39.680 I don't know

00:51:41.360 if I've ever

00:51:41.720 been in one

00:51:42.200 drunk before

00:51:43.060 but I've been

00:51:45.080 in one the

00:51:45.440 night after

00:51:45.840 drinking

00:51:46.160 many of

00:51:46.600 times

00:51:46.920 man

00:51:47.240 and it

00:51:49.660 doesn't

00:51:49.900 matter

00:51:50.140 man

00:51:50.460 but good

00:51:52.820 for you

00:51:53.020 just staying

00:51:53.620 in the

00:51:53.920 floor

00:51:54.120 things

00:51:54.340 as much

00:51:54.800 as I

00:51:55.040 don't

00:51:55.200 want

00:51:55.500 to

00:51:55.700 sometimes

00:51:56.340 everything

00:51:58.060 inside

00:51:58.480 of me

00:51:58.640 says

00:51:58.800 nah

00:51:59.040 don't

00:51:59.280 go

00:51:59.580 say

00:51:59.860 you

00:52:00.040 can't

00:52:00.940 but then

00:52:02.960 when I

00:52:03.260 go

00:52:03.600 then I'm

00:52:04.040 in

00:52:04.160 I

00:52:04.700 realize

00:52:05.160 that I'm

00:52:05.620 okay

00:52:06.080 and that's

00:52:10.220 one thing

00:52:10.580 there's a lot

00:52:11.720 of society

00:52:12.360 right now

00:52:12.780 there's this

00:52:13.300 thing of

00:52:14.040 this separation

00:52:16.560 how can we

00:52:17.100 close everybody

00:52:17.900 off and just

00:52:18.540 make them

00:52:19.140 it feels

00:52:20.840 like anyway

00:52:21.400 and this is

00:52:22.100 just to me

00:52:22.580 I'm not

00:52:22.900 saying this

00:52:23.380 to everybody

00:52:23.960 but it

00:52:25.060 feels like

00:52:25.660 there's a lot

00:52:26.200 of society

00:52:26.960 trying to

00:52:28.220 just close

00:52:28.820 us off

00:52:29.420 to be

00:52:30.460 alone

00:52:30.900 which then

00:52:33.520 creates

00:52:34.000 suffering

00:52:34.520 so then we

00:52:36.500 can buy

00:52:36.960 something to

00:52:37.880 make us

00:52:38.200 feel better

00:52:38.700 and then they

00:52:42.660 want you in

00:52:43.100 that little

00:52:43.380 rose box

00:52:44.060 coffin baby

00:52:44.780 five feet

00:52:46.280 by 18

00:52:46.880 inches

00:52:47.260 daddy

00:52:47.560 they want

00:52:47.900 you playing

00:52:48.300 small ball

00:52:49.140 but

00:52:50.820 Lukey

00:52:51.420 is out

00:52:53.180 here

00:52:53.420 smoothied

00:52:54.440 out

00:52:54.820 boo

00:52:55.200 boo

00:52:55.680 I'm

00:52:56.920 upstairs

00:52:57.540 Lukey's

00:53:00.940 out here

00:53:01.340 smoothied

00:53:02.620 up

00:53:03.220 cause he's

00:53:04.320 dealing

00:53:04.620 with some

00:53:05.300 dub

00:53:05.960 ass

00:53:06.320 fucking

00:53:06.740 work

00:53:07.200 stress

00:53:07.920 and he's

00:53:10.400 logging

00:53:11.080 digits

00:53:11.720 at the

00:53:12.240 park

00:53:12.700 baby

00:53:13.260 that's

00:53:14.780 what

00:53:15.300 we

00:53:15.900 do

00:53:16.820 play

00:53:18.680 ball

00:53:19.460 I don't

00:53:22.420 care if

00:53:22.860 you're in

00:53:23.220 the game

00:53:23.600 I don't

00:53:23.840 care if

00:53:24.100 you're in

00:53:24.380 the third

00:53:24.660 bay coach

00:53:25.240 I don't

00:53:25.860 care if

00:53:26.180 you're a

00:53:26.520 streaker

00:53:27.180 get in

00:53:29.460 the field

00:53:30.440 and there's

00:53:36.240 that skill

00:53:36.640 saw you

00:53:36.960 hear that

00:53:37.420 and apparently

00:53:39.760 when I get

00:53:40.080 too fired

00:53:40.500 up that

00:53:40.780 thing goes

00:53:41.200 off

00:53:41.580 thank you

00:53:42.080 Luke

00:53:42.280 thank you

00:53:42.580 for that

00:53:42.820 call

00:53:43.100 man

00:53:43.440 you made

00:53:45.040 my day

00:53:45.500 you made

00:53:47.320 my day

00:53:47.920 man

00:53:48.380 you know

00:53:51.560 and that's

00:53:51.840 all you can

00:53:52.220 make at the

00:53:52.620 days end

00:53:53.300 bro

00:53:53.500 because

00:53:53.920 615

00:53:54.660 comes

00:53:55.260 around

00:53:55.820 pop

00:53:56.240 pop

00:53:56.880 Veldrin's

00:53:58.780 out there

00:53:59.220 freaking

00:53:59.660 woo

00:54:00.160 woo

00:54:00.580 so

00:54:01.280 dude

00:54:01.720 there'll be

00:54:02.020 somebody out

00:54:02.420 there cooking

00:54:02.840 a can of

00:54:04.300 beans

00:54:04.680 with a

00:54:05.020 fucking

00:54:05.380 15

00:54:06.880 cow

00:54:07.300 baby

00:54:07.580 somebody

00:54:08.000 losing

00:54:08.700 it

00:54:09.140 keeps

00:54:11.600 you gotta

00:54:11.920 keep

00:54:12.220 your hair

00:54:12.600 people

00:54:12.860 losing

00:54:13.240 their hair

00:54:13.560 they

00:54:13.740 shouldn't

00:54:14.060 be

00:54:14.320 you know

00:54:15.640 more than

00:54:15.960 50 million

00:54:17.020 men in the

00:54:17.860 US suffer

00:54:18.420 from male

00:54:18.840 pattern

00:54:19.140 baldness

00:54:19.620 sounds like

00:54:20.320 it's God's

00:54:20.860 plan

00:54:21.180 but

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00:54:23.800 fight it

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00:54:44.700 you know

00:54:46.080 you can

00:54:46.300 get it

00:54:46.640 at home

00:54:47.160 because it

00:54:47.460 can be

00:54:47.820 it can

00:54:48.340 be

00:54:48.480 embarrassing

00:54:48.860 dealing

00:54:49.120 with the

00:54:49.400 hair

00:54:49.540 stuff

00:54:49.960 you know

00:54:51.120 I've

00:54:51.300 been there

00:54:51.560 I went

00:54:51.780 and got

00:54:51.980 the

00:54:52.180 Rogaine

00:54:52.740 and you

00:54:53.000 carton

00:54:53.420 this shit

00:54:53.820 around

00:54:54.180 you put

00:54:54.580 it in

00:54:54.780 a different

00:54:55.140 little

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00:54:56.200 doesn't

00:54:56.480 look like

00:54:57.000 Rogaine

00:54:57.960 so people

00:54:58.320 don't know

00:54:58.640 what it

00:54:59.000 is

00:54:59.240 if they

00:54:59.520 see it

00:55:00.100 and then

00:55:01.080 you accidentally

00:55:01.580 fucking

00:55:02.000 you think

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00:55:04.760 you just

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00:57:19.020 we have

00:57:19.400 the

00:57:19.540 podcast

00:57:20.140 Ville

00:57:20.620 2019

00:57:21.380 art

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00:57:30.240 it

00:57:30.400 can

00:57:30.540 be

00:57:30.860 I

00:57:31.620 mean

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00:57:31.860 really

00:57:32.080 really

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00:57:32.680 I

00:57:33.520 want

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00:57:34.040 here

00:57:34.220 in

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00:57:34.800 and

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00:57:36.440 check

00:57:36.660 them

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00:57:39.120 digital

00:57:39.400 prints

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00:57:47.760 you

00:57:47.840 can

00:57:47.960 check

00:57:48.200 it

00:57:48.320 out

00:57:48.640 man

00:57:51.660 I'm

00:57:52.820 excited

00:57:53.100 to hit

00:57:53.300 up

00:57:53.400 these

00:57:53.540 single

00:57:53.760 moms

00:57:58.800 you

00:58:00.520 know

00:58:00.680 I

00:58:00.840 was

00:58:01.000 definitely

00:58:01.300 excited

00:58:01.780 you

00:58:02.000 know

00:58:02.120 I

00:58:02.320 saved

00:58:02.880 some

00:58:03.140 things

00:58:03.440 at

00:58:03.620 home

00:58:03.960 for

00:58:04.420 us

00:58:04.600 to

00:58:04.760 do

00:58:04.940 together

00:58:05.400 like

00:58:05.700 just

00:58:05.900 to

00:58:06.060 go

00:58:06.220 shopping

00:58:06.640 for

00:58:06.880 small

00:58:07.320 things

00:58:07.900 and

00:58:09.020 not

00:58:09.180 even

00:58:09.320 saved

00:58:09.720 them

00:58:09.840 I

00:58:09.940 think

00:58:10.100 I

00:58:10.220 just

00:58:10.380 hadn't

00:58:10.640 done

00:58:10.880 them

00:58:11.040 so

00:58:12.640 you

00:58:13.760 know

00:58:13.860 it

00:58:14.000 was

00:58:14.160 nice

00:58:14.640 to

00:58:15.260 spend

00:58:15.500 time

00:58:15.800 together

00:58:16.100 I

00:58:16.300 thought

00:58:16.540 about

00:58:16.780 having

00:58:17.020 her

00:58:17.120 as

00:58:17.240 a

00:58:17.360 guest

00:58:17.620 on

00:58:17.760 the

00:58:17.880 podcast

00:58:18.240 but

00:58:18.800 we

00:58:19.880 don't

00:58:20.020 really

00:58:20.240 have

00:58:20.400 it

00:58:20.520 set

00:58:20.740 up

00:58:20.880 right

00:58:21.040 now

00:58:21.220 to

00:58:21.380 do

00:58:21.560 two

00:58:21.820 people

00:58:22.240 so

00:58:23.020 we're

00:58:23.240 gonna

00:58:23.380 have

00:58:23.620 to

00:58:23.780 wait

00:58:24.060 maybe

00:58:24.740 another

00:58:25.040 time

00:58:26.000 you

00:58:28.920 know

00:58:29.140 there

00:58:29.300 were

00:58:29.460 sometimes

00:58:29.900 it was

00:58:30.100 a little

00:58:30.320 stressful

00:58:30.780 and we

00:58:31.080 kind of

00:58:31.360 just

00:58:31.540 went to

00:58:31.840 our

00:58:32.000 mutual

00:58:33.340 corners

00:58:33.900 and

00:58:34.240 that

00:58:35.880 was

00:58:36.060 okay

00:58:36.440 you

00:58:36.660 know

00:58:37.380 you

00:58:39.940 know

00:58:40.080 it

00:58:40.240 was

00:58:40.380 kind

00:58:40.580 of

00:58:40.680 nice

00:58:41.000 in

00:58:41.160 a

00:58:41.280 lot

00:58:41.440 of

00:58:41.540 ways

00:58:41.860 man

00:58:42.200 it

00:58:42.480 was

00:58:42.660 nice

00:58:43.040 just

00:58:43.400 like

00:58:43.840 I

00:58:45.420 think

00:58:45.640 I

00:58:45.760 kind

00:58:45.960 of

00:58:46.060 come

00:58:46.220 to

00:58:46.340 some

00:58:46.500 realizations

00:58:47.100 that

00:58:47.380 like

00:58:47.700 you

00:58:49.380 know

00:58:49.520 my

00:58:49.720 relationship

00:58:50.160 with

00:58:50.400 my

00:58:50.520 mother

00:58:50.700 doesn't

00:58:51.020 it

00:58:51.140 doesn't

00:58:51.380 have

00:58:51.820 some

00:58:52.040 perfect

00:58:52.540 thing

00:58:53.140 you

00:58:55.360 know

00:58:55.460 I

00:58:55.580 think

00:58:55.780 always

00:58:56.040 in my

00:58:56.340 head

00:58:56.540 that

00:58:56.680 it

00:58:56.800 needs

00:58:57.020 to

00:58:57.220 land

00:58:57.520 in

00:58:57.680 some

00:58:57.880 perfect

00:58:58.360 place

00:58:58.840 or

00:58:58.980 it

00:58:59.080 all

00:58:59.260 has

00:58:59.480 to

00:58:59.600 be

00:58:59.760 figured

00:59:00.160 out

00:59:00.700 and

00:59:03.820 it's

00:59:04.040 okay

00:59:04.420 it

00:59:05.800 can

00:59:06.000 kind

00:59:06.280 of

00:59:06.400 be

00:59:06.860 that's

00:59:07.680 that

00:59:07.820 skill

00:59:08.080 saw

00:59:08.400 it

00:59:09.920 can

00:59:10.120 kind

00:59:10.440 of

00:59:10.580 be

00:59:10.840 you

00:59:13.000 know

00:59:13.180 it

00:59:13.400 can

00:59:13.580 just

00:59:13.800 be

00:59:14.240 kind

00:59:14.660 of

00:59:14.780 fluid

00:59:15.140 and

00:59:17.000 and

00:59:19.580 so

00:59:19.840 there

00:59:20.040 was

00:59:20.200 nice

00:59:20.600 there

00:59:20.860 was

00:59:21.000 some

00:59:21.200 niceness

00:59:21.620 about

00:59:21.980 that

00:59:22.320 you

00:59:22.800 know

00:59:22.900 there

00:59:23.040 was

00:59:23.180 some

00:59:23.380 niceness

00:59:23.800 just

00:59:24.040 to

00:59:24.200 have

00:59:24.500 some

00:59:25.560 times

00:59:25.880 also

00:59:26.140 where

00:59:26.280 I

00:59:26.300 was

00:59:26.380 like

00:59:26.520 you

00:59:26.640 know

00:59:26.720 I

00:59:26.820 just

00:59:26.960 need

00:59:27.120 some

00:59:27.300 space

00:59:27.620 to

00:59:27.780 myself

00:59:28.220 and

00:59:30.180 I'm

00:59:30.320 an

00:59:30.420 adult

00:59:30.700 now

00:59:30.900 so

00:59:31.060 I

00:59:31.160 could

00:59:31.280 do

00:59:31.480 that

00:59:31.640 I

00:59:31.740 could

00:59:31.860 take

00:59:32.080 that

00:59:32.300 space

00:59:32.760 where

00:59:34.040 when

00:59:34.060 when

00:59:34.200 I

00:59:34.300 was

00:59:34.420 a

00:59:34.560 child

00:59:34.880 I

00:59:35.040 didn't

00:59:35.260 really

00:59:35.460 have

00:59:35.660 that

00:59:35.800 ability

00:59:36.200 if

00:59:36.400 I

00:59:36.520 needed

00:59:36.900 you

00:59:38.480 know

00:59:38.700 if

00:59:38.920 you

00:59:39.300 know

00:59:39.460 you're

00:59:39.960 you're

00:59:40.620 kind

00:59:40.860 of

00:59:41.200 in

00:59:42.940 your

00:59:43.160 parents

00:59:43.820 you know

00:59:45.840 you're

00:59:46.080 in

00:59:46.260 their

00:59:46.600 domain

00:59:47.640 so

00:59:49.340 so

00:59:51.120 it was

00:59:51.360 good

00:59:51.580 man

00:59:51.820 we went

00:59:52.100 and picked

00:59:52.360 out

00:59:52.620 some

00:59:52.960 different

00:59:53.220 stuff

00:59:53.780 and got

00:59:54.180 some

00:59:54.360 different

00:59:54.600 thing

00:59:54.860 got

00:59:55.020 some

00:59:55.180 soap

00:59:55.460 got

00:59:55.620 a

00:59:55.780 shower

00:59:56.100 caddy

00:59:56.540 in

00:59:56.640 my

00:59:56.800 shower

00:59:57.220 because

00:59:58.380 everything

00:59:58.660 was just

00:59:59.020 sitting

00:59:59.240 on the

00:59:59.500 bottom

00:59:59.820 you know

01:00:01.220 when

01:00:01.340 you're

01:00:01.480 kind

01:00:01.640 of

01:00:01.780 you know

01:00:02.320 just

01:00:02.500 two

01:00:02.780 stepping

01:00:03.140 around

01:00:03.440 the

01:00:03.620 toothpaste

01:00:03.980 and all

01:00:04.500 of that

01:00:04.900 and just

01:00:05.500 trying to

01:00:05.840 kick

01:00:06.100 stuff

01:00:06.340 away

01:00:06.540 from

01:00:06.700 the

01:00:06.840 drain

01:00:07.240 if

01:00:08.560 you've

01:00:08.680 ever

01:00:08.780 done

01:00:08.940 that

01:00:09.100 in

01:00:09.180 your

01:00:09.260 shower

01:00:09.540 you just

01:00:09.820 like

01:00:09.980 don't

01:00:10.180 set

01:00:10.440 anything

01:00:10.740 up

01:00:11.000 so

01:00:11.160 it's

01:00:11.280 just

01:00:11.400 in

01:00:11.560 the

01:00:11.680 bottom

01:00:11.900 you

01:00:12.000 just

01:00:12.140 keep

01:00:12.320 kicking

01:00:12.620 it

01:00:12.780 away

01:00:13.000 from

01:00:13.160 the

01:00:13.300 drain

01:00:13.600 but

01:00:13.920 got

01:00:15.940 a

01:00:16.100 shower

01:00:16.480 caddy

01:00:17.020 forgot

01:00:17.700 silverware

01:00:18.460 so

01:00:18.840 still

01:00:19.100 doing

01:00:19.460 you know

01:00:21.060 washing

01:00:21.680 the

01:00:21.860 plastics

01:00:22.260 off

01:00:22.540 in

01:00:22.660 the

01:00:22.800 sink

01:00:23.040 but

01:00:23.480 but it

01:00:26.120 was

01:00:26.240 nice

01:00:26.460 we

01:00:26.620 didn't

01:00:26.760 have

01:00:26.920 really

01:00:27.160 like

01:00:27.640 any

01:00:27.820 heart

01:00:28.060 to

01:00:28.200 heart

01:00:28.400 convos

01:00:29.000 or

01:00:29.100 anything

01:00:29.300 like

01:00:29.560 that

01:00:29.960 you know

01:00:30.860 and that's

01:00:31.180 okay

01:00:31.580 I'm

01:00:34.580 glad

01:00:34.860 that we

01:00:35.200 both

01:00:35.560 made

01:00:35.880 the

01:00:36.060 time

01:00:36.380 to

01:00:36.660 spend

01:00:37.020 time

01:00:37.300 together

01:00:37.640 though

01:00:37.960 you know

01:00:39.280 we both

01:00:39.640 made a

01:00:39.960 commitment

01:00:40.340 to

01:00:40.980 to

01:00:41.660 spend

01:00:41.880 time

01:00:42.200 together

01:00:42.620 and

01:00:43.580 and

01:00:47.220 it was

01:00:47.500 nice

01:00:47.840 man

01:00:48.160 we went

01:00:48.820 out

01:00:49.020 one night

01:00:49.520 mom had

01:00:49.920 a margarita

01:00:50.600 her second

01:00:51.100 one

01:00:51.360 she's

01:00:51.580 ever

01:00:51.860 had

01:00:52.300 so

01:00:53.760 that was

01:00:54.160 cool

01:00:54.620 I had

01:00:55.500 to put

01:00:55.780 I had

01:00:56.020 to ask

01:00:56.320 her some

01:00:56.580 you know

01:00:56.940 ask her

01:00:58.000 some

01:00:58.140 questions

01:00:58.520 about that

01:00:59.120 about her

01:00:59.460 first marriage

01:01:00.080 after that

01:01:00.700 and so

01:01:01.080 you know

01:01:01.380 I got

01:01:01.660 into that

01:01:02.120 a little

01:01:02.460 but

01:01:02.820 yeah

01:01:05.420 we had

01:01:05.740 a nice

01:01:06.060 time

01:01:06.340 man

01:01:06.520 I know

01:01:06.780 that she

01:01:07.060 loves me

01:01:07.720 and

01:01:08.240 you know

01:01:10.260 and I'm

01:01:10.560 hard to

01:01:10.900 love

01:01:11.140 sometimes

01:01:11.660 you know

01:01:12.040 I'm

01:01:12.340 particular

01:01:12.760 as an

01:01:13.760 adult

01:01:14.080 and I

01:01:15.920 think

01:01:16.180 they were

01:01:16.560 those were

01:01:16.960 safety

01:01:17.260 mechanisms

01:01:17.780 that I

01:01:18.160 used as

01:01:18.540 a kid

01:01:19.000 and now

01:01:22.040 they sometimes

01:01:22.540 keep me too

01:01:23.160 safe

01:01:23.540 in some

01:01:24.320 ways

01:01:24.680 you know

01:01:25.980 they can

01:01:26.320 sometimes

01:01:26.760 keep me

01:01:27.140 so safe

01:01:27.740 that

01:01:28.000 I'm

01:01:30.040 separate

01:01:30.460 but that's

01:01:33.660 okay

01:01:33.820 I'm not

01:01:34.120 complaining

01:01:34.880 people sometimes

01:01:36.680 are like

01:01:36.980 man you're

01:01:37.280 whining

01:01:37.880 I'm not

01:01:38.540 having self

01:01:38.980 pity

01:01:39.160 I'm just

01:01:39.540 sometimes

01:01:40.120 I like to

01:01:40.600 share what

01:01:41.340 I'm thinking

01:01:41.980 or feeling

01:01:42.640 and it's

01:01:43.360 not

01:01:43.620 complaining

01:01:44.080 it's

01:01:44.320 not

01:01:44.600 I'm

01:01:45.160 just

01:01:45.320 sharing

01:01:45.720 it

01:01:46.020 you know

01:01:47.420 I just

01:01:47.760 I just

01:01:48.460 I'm just

01:01:48.920 sharing

01:01:49.240 it

01:01:49.540 and so

01:01:50.720 that's

01:01:51.020 okay

01:01:51.340 you know

01:01:51.980 it's

01:01:52.140 mother's

01:01:52.500 day

01:01:52.640 coming

01:01:52.960 up

01:01:53.320 and

01:01:53.500 we're

01:01:54.380 going

01:01:54.520 to

01:01:54.580 get

01:01:54.700 to

01:01:54.820 that

01:01:55.020 in

01:01:55.140 just

01:01:55.300 a

01:01:55.460 second

01:01:55.720 and

01:01:56.140 first

01:01:57.180 I'm

01:01:57.340 going

01:01:57.420 to

01:01:57.500 get

01:01:57.640 into

01:01:57.760 maybe

01:01:58.020 one

01:01:58.300 or

01:01:58.440 two

01:01:58.640 more

01:01:59.080 oh

01:01:59.860 this

01:02:00.500 happened

01:02:00.880 bro

01:02:01.060 a couple

01:02:01.320 Italians

01:02:02.040 threw

01:02:03.920 a flat

01:02:04.420 screen

01:02:04.740 off a

01:02:05.080 damn

01:02:05.360 thing

01:02:06.440 yo

01:02:07.520 we're

01:02:07.680 on the

01:02:08.020 47th

01:02:09.020 floor

01:02:09.300 here

01:02:09.640 oh my

01:02:14.040 god

01:02:14.260 and none

01:02:16.080 of you

01:02:16.220 can see

01:02:16.480 this

01:02:16.740 literally

01:02:17.200 it's

01:02:18.660 two

01:02:18.980 two

01:02:19.720 white

01:02:20.020 dudes

01:02:20.320 one

01:02:20.560 of

01:02:20.700 them

01:02:20.800 in a

01:02:21.000 straight

01:02:21.200 up

01:02:21.360 Gita

01:02:21.920 jersey

01:02:22.480 okay

01:02:23.180 so

01:02:24.780 Italian

01:02:27.680 could be

01:02:28.260 Jewish

01:02:28.580 this kid

01:02:29.040 but it

01:02:29.280 looks

01:02:29.420 Italian

01:02:29.980 but

01:02:32.220 definitely

01:02:32.900 has a

01:02:33.660 television

01:02:34.140 obviously

01:02:34.640 it's

01:02:34.860 either

01:02:35.020 it's

01:02:35.680 probably

01:02:35.860 from

01:02:36.160 the

01:02:36.300 hotel

01:02:36.740 42nd

01:02:37.980 floor

01:02:38.200 these

01:02:38.400 two

01:02:38.620 dudes

01:02:38.860 are

01:02:38.980 yacked

01:02:39.500 up

01:02:39.820 baby

01:02:40.180 on

01:02:40.980 some

01:02:41.200 of

01:02:41.300 that

01:02:41.460 Italian

01:02:42.060 yak

01:02:42.740 baby

01:02:43.040 that

01:02:43.280 giddy

01:02:43.700 up

01:02:44.000 bro

01:02:44.300 that

01:02:45.580 freaking

01:02:45.880 brain

01:02:46.300 father

01:02:46.740 dog

01:02:47.120 you

01:02:47.300 know

01:02:47.460 what

01:02:47.560 I'm

01:02:47.660 talking

01:02:48.040 about

01:02:48.440 baby

01:02:48.800 that

01:02:50.060 freaking

01:02:50.400 genealogy

01:02:51.360 dust

01:02:51.840 baby

01:02:52.160 you

01:02:52.940 snort

01:02:53.360 your way

01:02:53.640 back

01:02:53.880 to your

01:02:54.180 grandfather

01:02:54.740 on

01:02:54.980 some

01:02:55.140 of

01:02:55.240 that

01:02:55.360 strong

01:02:55.760 shit

01:02:56.060 baby

01:02:56.300 gang

01:02:56.760 and they

01:02:58.340 just

01:02:58.740 threw

01:02:59.080 a

01:02:59.340 television

01:02:59.760 off

01:02:59.960 the

01:03:00.100 42nd

01:03:00.740 floor

01:03:01.140 in

01:03:01.920 what

01:03:02.140 looks

01:03:02.620 like

01:03:03.120 I'm

01:03:04.680 going to

01:03:04.880 say

01:03:05.100 this

01:03:05.380 is

01:03:05.640 Las

01:03:05.920 Vegas

01:03:06.420 I love

01:03:25.820 how

01:03:26.140 as soon

01:03:26.660 as it

01:03:26.880 hits

01:03:27.080 the guy

01:03:27.340 runs

01:03:27.800 into

01:03:28.080 the hotel

01:03:28.580 room

01:03:28.940 like at

01:03:29.780 that

01:03:30.020 point

01:03:31.020 oh man

01:03:34.420 that shit

01:03:34.780 is good

01:03:35.360 dude

01:03:35.880 oh that

01:03:36.640 was good

01:03:37.160 so right

01:03:37.780 there

01:03:38.020 that's

01:03:38.300 full

01:03:38.500 Italian

01:03:39.000 man

01:03:39.420 and that

01:03:40.140 is

01:03:40.620 I mean

01:03:42.680 it's just

01:03:43.240 you know

01:03:43.740 what makes

01:03:44.040 me mad

01:03:44.540 the quality

01:03:45.900 of product

01:03:46.600 and that's

01:03:49.080 product quality

01:03:49.920 they call it

01:03:50.600 but that

01:03:52.640 makes me mad

01:03:53.260 man a long

01:03:53.740 time ago

01:03:54.260 dude

01:03:54.800 television

01:03:55.460 you threw

01:03:55.960 that bitch

01:03:56.420 off

01:03:56.640 you needed

01:03:56.980 two people

01:03:57.560 to throw

01:03:57.920 that bitch

01:03:58.700 okay

01:03:59.280 and when

01:04:00.500 that thing

01:04:01.000 hit

01:04:01.320 dude

01:04:01.840 I mean

01:04:03.400 Timothy

01:04:03.880 McVeigh

01:04:04.540 probably

01:04:05.180 you know

01:04:05.900 his spine

01:04:06.440 got a little

01:04:06.820 straighter

01:04:07.340 you know

01:04:08.160 that thing

01:04:08.640 really

01:04:09.200 those things

01:04:10.680 it was glass

01:04:11.660 on the front

01:04:12.360 and it was a

01:04:12.840 damn

01:04:13.160 there was a

01:04:14.280 bulb in there

01:04:15.100 and there was

01:04:15.400 some real

01:04:15.760 weight and

01:04:16.420 girth to it

01:04:16.860 that thing

01:04:17.120 that thing

01:04:18.140 would get to

01:04:18.560 the 42

01:04:19.860 floors in

01:04:20.480 five seconds

01:04:21.060 this thing

01:04:21.460 took five

01:04:21.940 eight seconds

01:04:22.900 that thing

01:04:25.080 landed like a

01:04:25.780 damn dove

01:04:26.420 down there

01:04:27.140 that thing

01:04:29.240 landed like a

01:04:30.100 dove baby

01:04:30.840 damn

01:04:31.400 so we need

01:04:34.400 to just

01:04:34.680 heavy these

01:04:35.160 bitches up

01:04:35.900 man

01:04:36.260 but that's

01:04:37.600 a ballsy

01:04:38.400 move man

01:04:39.340 throwing that

01:04:41.260 thing

01:04:41.460 42 floors

01:04:43.100 throwing a

01:04:43.560 TV off

01:04:44.200 man

01:04:44.540 praise god

01:04:45.400 that's

01:04:45.660 Italian

01:04:46.060 daddy

01:04:46.360 let's

01:04:46.660 go

01:04:46.980 got another

01:04:49.100 video right

01:04:49.540 here of a

01:04:49.860 Giants fan

01:04:50.900 reacting to

01:04:53.180 the Eagles

01:04:53.660 stealing their

01:04:55.180 player

01:04:55.600 and the guy

01:05:10.760 punched two

01:05:11.260 holes into

01:05:11.660 the wall

01:05:12.020 the guy

01:05:13.560 couldn't handle

01:05:14.320 the pick

01:05:14.780 the draft

01:05:15.360 pick

01:05:15.560 the Giants

01:05:16.220 the Eagles

01:05:16.640 stole the

01:05:17.160 draft pick

01:05:17.860 and the

01:05:18.980 guy

01:05:19.660 put two

01:05:21.580 holes into

01:05:21.880 the wall

01:05:22.200 here's what

01:05:24.060 I'm saying

01:05:24.360 ladies

01:05:24.620 you want

01:05:25.040 the holes

01:05:25.420 in the

01:05:25.700 wall

01:05:26.000 you want

01:05:27.160 the holes

01:05:27.640 in the

01:05:28.040 wife

01:05:28.400 sometimes

01:05:30.540 you got

01:05:31.400 the exertion

01:05:32.080 has to get

01:05:32.620 out

01:05:32.940 so I think

01:05:34.760 that this

01:05:35.180 man did

01:05:35.700 the right

01:05:36.160 thing

01:05:36.480 I think

01:05:37.660 his wife

01:05:38.060 also did

01:05:38.680 the right

01:05:39.020 thing

01:05:39.380 by telling

01:05:39.960 him

01:05:40.220 to get

01:05:41.080 the fuck

01:05:41.500 out

01:05:41.860 if suddenly

01:05:43.980 he thinks

01:05:44.440 he's a

01:05:44.760 damn

01:05:45.000 general

01:05:45.420 contractor

01:05:46.220 when he's

01:05:48.460 hopped up

01:05:49.020 on fucking

01:05:49.500 Heineken

01:05:50.040 summer ale

01:05:50.860 at 4pm

01:05:52.600 in the

01:05:52.900 afternoon

01:05:53.400 to be a

01:05:56.660 damn

01:05:56.880 Giants

01:05:57.500 fan

01:05:57.780 come on

01:05:58.440 bro

01:05:58.740 y'all got

01:06:01.000 Evan Ingram

01:06:01.580 y'all should

01:06:01.940 have him

01:06:02.240 throw and

01:06:02.860 catch the

01:06:03.320 ball

01:06:03.560 dude

01:06:04.020 but look

01:06:05.480 man

01:06:05.720 that's the

01:06:06.080 kind of

01:06:06.300 stuff that's

01:06:06.700 going on

01:06:07.120 out there

01:06:07.480 in God's

01:06:07.980 world

01:06:08.300 man

01:06:08.660 and so

01:06:09.020 that's

01:06:09.300 what happens

01:06:09.720 when you

01:06:09.980 watch the

01:06:10.480 NFL draft

01:06:11.700 dude

01:06:13.580 go to

01:06:14.100 flag football

01:06:14.860 watch

01:06:15.520 flag football

01:06:16.200 it's better

01:06:17.940 some of it's

01:06:18.400 co-ed

01:06:18.740 there's hot

01:06:19.160 chicks

01:06:19.480 bro

01:06:19.860 live it

01:06:21.320 up

01:06:22.040 amen

01:06:22.940 man

01:06:23.520 man

01:06:24.520 we've had

01:06:24.780 a good

01:06:24.980 time so

01:06:25.380 far

01:06:25.720 I've had

01:06:27.800 a good

01:06:28.000 time

01:06:28.220 anyway

01:06:28.500 thank you

01:06:29.220 guys

01:06:29.380 for being

01:06:29.740 here

01:06:30.140 and speaking

01:06:32.360 of sports

01:06:32.900 man

01:06:33.120 there's one

01:06:33.480 last sport

01:06:34.120 I want to

01:06:34.480 check in

01:06:34.960 on

01:06:35.240 and this

01:06:36.240 is an

01:06:36.400 underwater

01:06:36.840 sport

01:06:37.320 right here

01:06:38.520 I don't

01:06:43.840 know if you've

01:06:46.380 seen this

01:06:46.760 if you can

01:06:47.020 see the

01:06:47.300 video on

01:06:47.740 YouTube

01:06:48.200 that the

01:06:48.860 men

01:06:49.180 is men

01:06:49.740 underwater

01:06:50.220 and I'm

01:06:52.100 not going to

01:06:52.420 say this is

01:06:52.840 a you know

01:06:53.520 this is

01:06:54.320 definitely a

01:06:55.260 all male

01:06:57.720 type of

01:06:58.180 sport

01:06:58.440 this is

01:06:58.900 definitely a

01:06:59.600 lot of

01:06:59.900 men

01:07:00.100 that's

01:07:00.320 homeowners

01:07:00.800 if you know

01:07:01.440 what I'm

01:07:01.660 talking about

01:07:02.240 brother

01:07:02.540 you know

01:07:02.880 what I'm

01:07:03.060 saying

01:07:03.320 full men

01:07:04.100 on men

01:07:04.720 this tickling

01:07:06.680 each other

01:07:07.060 underwater

01:07:07.440 trying to

01:07:07.800 get a

01:07:08.060 little

01:07:08.280 look like

01:07:10.380 a damn

01:07:10.760 little

01:07:10.980 sausage

01:07:11.540 from each

01:07:12.060 other

01:07:12.340 like a

01:07:12.900 little

01:07:13.180 sausage

01:07:15.240 bun

01:07:15.700 one of

01:07:16.060 those

01:07:16.200 eight

01:07:16.380 answers

01:07:16.760 and then

01:07:18.120 they

01:07:18.600 oh that

01:07:21.300 big boy

01:07:21.780 is pushing

01:07:22.340 him

01:07:22.740 oh god

01:07:26.140 he threw

01:07:26.520 that

01:07:26.900 oh

01:07:29.260 and who

01:07:31.020 is that

01:07:31.400 that man

01:07:31.720 is wearing

01:07:31.960 a thong

01:07:32.520 but this

01:07:33.980 is definitely

01:07:34.680 this is the

01:07:36.340 kind of shit

01:07:36.760 that would go

01:07:37.160 on at a

01:07:37.560 rest area

01:07:38.160 if they

01:07:38.600 had pools

01:07:39.480 so you

01:07:40.780 could just

01:07:41.100 say really

01:07:41.660 obviously

01:07:42.120 that's what

01:07:42.500 this is

01:07:43.100 and I

01:07:44.640 hope these

01:07:44.960 men are all

01:07:45.440 safe and this

01:07:46.000 could be a

01:07:46.360 prison thing

01:07:46.960 also

01:07:47.400 because it

01:07:48.900 seems real

01:07:49.740 touch and go

01:07:50.420 all right

01:07:51.900 let's get on

01:07:52.940 thank you for

01:07:54.200 whoever sent

01:07:54.800 that in

01:07:55.180 thank you for

01:07:55.680 everybody who

01:07:56.200 made calls

01:07:56.740 into the

01:07:57.320 episode today

01:07:58.560 all right

01:07:59.500 with Mother's

01:08:00.180 Day coming

01:08:01.340 up

01:08:01.900 you know

01:08:03.180 it's an

01:08:03.460 exciting time

01:08:04.000 for us to

01:08:04.420 do something

01:08:05.060 for some

01:08:06.240 single moms

01:08:06.780 out there

01:08:07.260 and I want

01:08:08.140 to thank

01:08:08.460 everybody who's

01:08:09.080 a part of

01:08:09.420 our Patreon

01:08:09.940 and just a

01:08:11.040 listener of

01:08:11.620 this podcast

01:08:12.460 you know I

01:08:15.200 always feel

01:08:15.820 everybody's

01:08:16.560 support in

01:08:17.520 this realm

01:08:18.400 and so you

01:08:21.760 know it's nice

01:08:22.360 for me to just

01:08:22.880 be the liaison

01:08:23.680 of us offering

01:08:25.140 a little bit of

01:08:25.640 assistance here

01:08:26.360 and there

01:08:26.720 and just a

01:08:27.900 moment to

01:08:28.840 recognize

01:08:30.700 so we got a

01:08:32.160 submission that

01:08:32.660 came in today

01:08:33.360 let me play

01:08:34.440 this video right

01:08:35.260 here

01:08:35.980 yo what's up

01:08:37.540 Theo this is

01:08:38.080 Chico from

01:08:38.740 Berkeley California

01:08:39.660 out here doing

01:08:40.720 some urban farming

01:08:41.720 got a little

01:08:42.360 chicken back

01:08:42.920 there

01:08:43.220 dang Chico got

01:08:44.500 that freaking

01:08:44.960 yard bird son

01:08:46.280 that freaking

01:08:47.680 backyard dinner

01:08:48.620 section daddy

01:08:49.420 let's go

01:08:50.120 thank you for

01:08:51.960 calling Chico

01:08:52.680 let's hear more

01:08:53.920 back there I

01:08:55.360 wanted to

01:08:55.740 nominate my

01:08:56.280 homegirl

01:08:56.660 Alaysha for

01:08:57.980 the single

01:08:59.060 mothers thing

01:08:59.620 she had a

01:09:00.080 son while she

01:09:00.560 was in high

01:09:00.960 school young

01:09:01.960 mom and put

01:09:03.140 herself through

01:09:03.720 through community

01:09:04.880 college put

01:09:05.680 herself through

01:09:06.180 her bachelor's

01:09:06.760 program in

01:09:07.300 nursing all

01:09:08.660 while holding

01:09:09.060 a job now

01:09:10.540 she's actually

01:09:11.160 in a master's

01:09:11.700 program for

01:09:12.080 nursing the

01:09:12.560 University of

01:09:13.060 San Francisco

01:09:13.560 paying for

01:09:14.560 that herself

01:09:15.180 and all you

01:09:16.560 know she's

01:09:16.860 got she's got

01:09:17.360 a new job

01:09:17.840 while she's

01:09:18.160 doing that so

01:09:18.860 girls been

01:09:19.600 working hard

01:09:20.080 taking care of

01:09:20.580 her son she

01:09:21.040 cooks meals for

01:09:21.700 him every night

01:09:22.260 they always sit

01:09:23.380 down for dinner

01:09:23.960 and you know

01:09:24.500 takes him out

01:09:24.880 on bike rides

01:09:25.380 every day

01:09:25.820 she's working

01:09:27.300 really hard and

01:09:27.880 she deserves

01:09:28.300 everything she

01:09:28.800 can get

01:09:29.140 I'm really proud

01:09:30.040 of her love to

01:09:30.840 see what she's

01:09:31.280 doing appreciate

01:09:32.960 what you guys do

01:09:33.560 over there this

01:09:34.380 past weekend

01:09:34.920 peace

01:09:35.880 gang baby thanks

01:09:37.540 man that's a

01:09:38.080 nice message man

01:09:38.900 that's nice of you

01:09:39.440 that you recognize

01:09:40.340 those things and

01:09:41.280 see those things

01:09:42.020 and just care to

01:09:43.180 share them with us

01:09:43.880 man so thank you

01:09:44.620 for doing that

01:09:45.340 Chico yeah let's

01:09:46.920 hit up this young

01:09:48.000 lady right here

01:09:48.560 Alaysha

01:09:49.120 Alaysha

01:09:50.240 now that's a name

01:09:51.460 right there

01:09:51.920 Alaysha

01:09:52.920 sound like a

01:09:54.160 piece of ice

01:09:56.640 hey Alaysha can

01:09:59.080 you hear me

01:09:59.880 yes

01:10:01.560 are you mad

01:10:02.820 at me

01:10:03.420 I don't know

01:10:05.380 what this is

01:10:06.180 well I'm not a

01:10:08.840 bad guy I mean

01:10:09.540 I'm not a great

01:10:10.540 guy I'm semi

01:10:11.440 decent I think

01:10:12.320 but I just work

01:10:17.260 on a podcast

01:10:17.780 so that's what I

01:10:18.600 do and I was

01:10:19.960 raised by a

01:10:20.440 single mom and

01:10:21.120 so sometimes on

01:10:21.740 our podcast we

01:10:22.700 have listeners that

01:10:23.860 call in and

01:10:24.620 nominate single

01:10:25.340 moms for us to

01:10:26.500 do something nice

01:10:27.160 for so you have

01:10:29.380 a friend named

01:10:29.820 Chico is his

01:10:30.600 name and he

01:10:32.060 seemed like a

01:10:32.560 real decent man

01:10:33.480 and anyway he

01:10:35.580 called in and

01:10:36.160 nominated you and

01:10:37.880 so we just

01:10:38.860 wanted to send

01:10:39.860 you $750 to

01:10:40.960 do something

01:10:41.300 nice for your

01:10:42.860 kiddo one day

01:10:43.600 so that's really

01:10:45.360 all this is

01:10:46.100 really

01:10:46.480 is this real

01:10:48.460 yeah unfortunately

01:10:50.900 yeah I know we're

01:10:51.580 bothering you today

01:10:52.420 and I am sorry

01:10:53.160 about that but

01:10:54.180 yeah he really did

01:10:55.100 he just called and

01:10:55.840 left a message and

01:10:57.440 just said hey I know

01:10:58.220 this girl and she

01:11:00.120 is a hard worker and

01:11:01.540 she spends a lot of

01:11:02.220 nice time with her

01:11:03.020 son and makes him

01:11:04.020 meals and they go on

01:11:04.860 bike rides and you

01:11:06.620 know I just really

01:11:07.400 admire her and so

01:11:08.860 I wanted to nominate

01:11:10.140 her and so now

01:11:11.980 we're just doing our

01:11:12.720 part of the

01:11:13.060 responsibilities just

01:11:13.820 to call you and

01:11:14.440 let you know so you

01:11:16.660 know Chico or not

01:11:17.680 I do and tell me

01:11:20.400 about him be honest

01:11:21.300 about it

01:11:22.340 oh my gosh this is

01:11:26.720 so awkward

01:11:27.540 yeah life's kind of

01:11:29.500 awkward you know

01:11:30.220 he's a cool guy

01:11:31.880 is he sweet he's a

01:11:33.800 good dad too

01:11:34.700 oh nice yeah I

01:11:36.900 don't think he's

01:11:37.380 doing it to be weird

01:11:38.280 or anything I think

01:11:39.060 he just I think he

01:11:41.560 just thought it would

01:11:42.060 be a nice gesture you

01:11:43.100 know yeah what's your

01:11:46.700 kiddo like you got a

01:11:47.540 little son huh yeah I

01:11:50.740 have a son what's he

01:11:52.260 like pretty he is

01:11:53.660 yeah he's very polite

01:11:56.940 oh that's nice that's my

01:11:59.060 favorite thing is when

01:11:59.900 somebody says nice

01:12:00.820 polite polite things you

01:12:02.340 know yeah is it fun

01:12:05.480 raising him yeah it's

01:12:08.760 like I learn about

01:12:10.120 myself while I'm

01:12:11.520 raising him too and

01:12:12.780 we pretty much have

01:12:13.960 been growing together

01:12:14.920 oh that's pretty cool

01:12:16.780 yeah I think I got to

01:12:18.540 get me a child one of

01:12:19.500 these days I'm about

01:12:20.220 ready to hatch

01:12:20.860 something you know

01:12:21.480 what I'm saying

01:12:22.060 sure okay well that's

01:12:28.800 it so I'll just have

01:12:29.600 we have a producer from

01:12:30.600 our podcast we'll just

01:12:31.520 reach out and then

01:12:32.420 we'll just you know

01:12:33.780 just send you just a

01:12:35.620 little gift and then

01:12:36.780 you can just be

01:12:37.980 something fun you can

01:12:38.720 do what you know

01:12:39.340 summertime's kind of

01:12:40.220 coming maybe you guys

01:12:42.920 could go do something

01:12:43.900 fun together if you

01:12:44.840 want sounds good

01:12:47.740 thank you okay you're

01:12:49.300 very welcome and thank

01:12:50.320 Chico and I hope you

01:12:51.060 have a nice day thank

01:12:53.180 you you too okay bye

01:12:54.720 bye bye and maybe

01:12:57.420 people skeptical you

01:12:58.680 know some people is

01:12:59.500 skeptical and that's

01:13:02.680 okay maybe she's not

01:13:03.780 skeptical fuck I she

01:13:05.140 don't know me you know

01:13:06.140 what I'm saying if I

01:13:06.780 saw some man called

01:13:07.780 from a damn mortuary

01:13:08.840 obviously you've seen

01:13:10.680 this place and dress in

01:13:12.000 a damn waymatic shirt

01:13:13.220 what is it you know

01:13:14.120 you know and wearing

01:13:17.040 these pants then I

01:13:21.740 would definitely be

01:13:23.120 skeptical as well but

01:13:24.440 that's okay that's a

01:13:25.480 good mom being skeptical

01:13:26.680 that's a good mom you

01:13:28.380 know skeptical first

01:13:30.500 that's my motto baby

01:13:31.540 you know that so let's

01:13:33.260 try we got one more

01:13:34.820 nomination that came in

01:13:36.760 let's check that out

01:13:37.600 right now

01:13:38.320 hey Theo my name is

01:13:40.200 Jeremy I heard about

01:13:41.340 what you're doing with

01:13:41.920 the single mothers

01:13:42.560 much respect to you I

01:13:43.880 think that's a beautiful

01:13:44.540 thing I was raised by a

01:13:46.440 single mother myself and

01:13:47.840 any chance we can to

01:13:48.880 highlight single mothers

01:13:49.740 and how strong they

01:13:50.580 really are I'm on board

01:13:52.460 I'd like to nominate

01:13:54.360 Desiree I've known her

01:13:55.980 since she was a young

01:13:56.940 girl I've watched her

01:13:58.240 grown from a young woman

01:13:59.120 to a grown woman to a

01:14:00.140 mother and watching her

01:14:02.120 raise her children or her

01:14:03.480 child after the loss of

01:14:05.580 the father of the child

01:14:06.480 it's just a beautiful

01:14:07.800 thing and if I can do

01:14:09.860 anything to help her I

01:14:11.640 would well thank you

01:14:13.380 brother I appreciate you

01:14:14.080 putting her on our radar

01:14:14.880 and let's see if we can't

01:14:16.740 give her a buzz right now

01:14:17.820 actually hey Desiree

01:14:20.700 hello where you at you

01:14:23.240 at school still huh where

01:14:26.260 you at man it's hot

01:14:29.140 it's hot everywhere what

01:14:33.600 the kids doing they just

01:14:36.740 went back to class I have

01:14:38.160 to I don't get off until

01:14:39.880 2 I have like 15 minutes

01:14:42.320 you got 15 minutes yes oh

01:14:45.620 we only need a couple

01:14:46.560 minutes girl you know what

01:14:50.020 I'm saying that's the kind

01:14:50.880 of guy I am you know what

01:14:52.240 I'm saying so I work on a

01:14:55.940 podcast my name is Theo and

01:14:57.080 I work on a podcast and we

01:14:58.640 we have a section of our

01:15:01.080 podcast where our listeners

01:15:02.360 will nominate single moms

01:15:03.740 and we'll reach out to them

01:15:05.220 and they they'll just send

01:15:06.740 in a video and a man named

01:15:08.080 Jeremy sent in a video

01:15:09.200 saying some really nice

01:15:10.500 things about you and how

01:15:11.480 proud he is to know you and

01:15:13.860 that you're a single mother

01:15:15.400 and so we just wanted to

01:15:18.220 reach out and and offer you

01:15:19.800 just a gift because I was

01:15:20.840 raised by a single mom so we

01:15:21.980 just want to send you 750

01:15:23.120 bucks to go do something nice

01:15:24.480 with the kiddo this summer

01:15:25.680 what oh my god so that's it

01:15:31.460 that's it if you still got the

01:15:33.500 kiddo you still a single mom or

01:15:35.060 not yeah yeah you know you

01:15:37.840 can't live without him and you

01:15:39.000 can't live with him

01:15:39.920 yes my son is seven and he's

01:15:43.960 in first grade oh that's

01:15:46.220 beautiful does he go to your

01:15:47.220 school or no

01:15:47.980 yes my school because it's

01:15:51.480 convenient so we get off at the

01:15:53.080 same time and we go home do

01:15:54.800 homework and spend time today he

01:15:57.000 has a baseball game so we're

01:15:58.280 gonna head to his baseball game

01:15:59.520 after this

01:16:00.180 oh nice what position is he

01:16:02.180 playing yet

01:16:02.840 he does pitcher and he loves

01:16:07.420 first base and he's a catcher

01:16:08.820 right now oh yeah that's

01:16:10.300 something well they got him

01:16:11.240 in some good position they

01:16:12.200 used to put me out in the

01:16:13.080 field out there eating grass

01:16:14.360 with them kids

01:16:15.220 right twirling around and

01:16:18.800 stuff oh they used to put me

01:16:20.480 out there one kid got lost

01:16:21.880 out there I don't know where

01:16:22.740 he's at

01:16:23.300 yeah it was a different time

01:16:26.720 back then

01:16:27.340 so your kid he's seven years

01:16:30.820 old

01:16:31.180 yeah seven years old yes oh

01:16:35.120 that's nice what does he like

01:16:36.120 to do so he likes to play

01:16:36.920 baseball he must be pretty

01:16:37.900 active huh

01:16:38.740 keep him active he likes to

01:16:41.860 play baseball basketball and

01:16:43.720 oh wow dang and where do you

01:16:48.000 teach at you're a teacher

01:16:49.000 yeah I'm a teacher

01:16:51.160 listen I'm in school I'm a

01:16:54.660 teacher so I'm a full-time

01:16:56.600 teacher

01:16:57.040 and I do school part-time and

01:17:00.760 then you know mother full-time

01:17:02.280 and all that all types of hats

01:17:04.640 dang you got all the hats on

01:17:06.840 huh

01:17:07.200 yes

01:17:09.780 well well Jeremy thinks the

01:17:12.480 world of you and we do too and

01:17:13.860 we just wanted to let you know

01:17:14.900 that you know that uh that even

01:17:16.880 though sometimes would probably

01:17:18.040 being a single mom might not

01:17:19.240 seem like people are thinking of

01:17:20.660 you we just wanted to let you

01:17:22.060 know that people are thinking of

01:17:23.240 you

01:17:23.600 man it's bringing me time it's

01:17:26.120 bringing me the tears no thank

01:17:27.560 you this this is really this

01:17:30.020 means a lot so thank you so much

01:17:33.160 thank you

01:17:33.640 oh you're welcome you're welcome

01:17:35.340 we just want to let you know we

01:17:36.420 out there grinding with you you

01:17:37.680 doing all the work but we got your

01:17:39.120 back that's all we say

01:17:40.360 you know

01:17:40.940 hey you know and that's that's

01:17:43.620 right thank you guys so much and

01:17:45.400 it's who's cheering back like you

01:17:47.260 just said so thank you so much

01:17:48.720 well we certainly are and happy

01:17:50.720 early Mother's Day to you and you

01:17:52.140 guys have uh fun at the baseball

01:17:53.500 game and um I'll have my producer

01:17:55.300 reach out and uh and you guys go

01:17:56.640 do something fun this summer

01:17:57.860 okay no thank you so much Theo

01:18:01.480 thank you and nice meeting you

01:18:03.000 yeah nice to meet you too it's a

01:18:04.700 pleasure you look lovely today and

01:18:05.900 I hope you have a good uh a good

01:18:07.560 rest of the day

01:18:08.340 okay thank you sweetheart

01:18:10.720 bye bye bye

01:18:13.000 man and that's beautiful to see you

01:18:15.800 know it's nice to see uh just a

01:18:18.100 smiling face you know it's nice to

01:18:21.000 see a mom smiling you know that

01:18:24.300 makes me feel good you know I don't

01:18:28.220 think you know my mother was under a

01:18:31.480 lot of stress growing up and yeah I

01:18:34.900 just nice to see a mom just having

01:18:37.640 some joy you know and that's what this

01:18:40.420 is all about man it's just those

01:18:41.920 moments of connection you know and

01:18:45.380 that's really what life is about I

01:18:46.820 think as much as I want to isolate

01:18:49.700 sometimes and I want to get in my own

01:18:51.460 space and I want and I think that

01:18:53.500 that's the answer

01:18:54.500 you know I think if I can just

01:18:59.660 get this other little rest or this

01:19:03.200 other little separation or this other

01:19:05.240 time to myself then I'll be but it's

01:19:08.640 it the thing that it's a trick

01:19:11.020 and it's connection that we need

01:19:14.820 you know the opportunity even just

01:19:19.500 the opportunity to listen for 30

01:19:21.180 seconds for a minute about a mom who

01:19:24.080 likes going to play see her son play

01:19:26.300 pitcher first base catcher all some of

01:19:29.860 the skill positions when I was out

01:19:31.180 there in damn left field and people's

01:19:33.540 eating mushrooms eating psychedelic

01:19:35.140 mushrooms on accident out there praise

01:19:37.100 God but but yeah there's just

01:19:42.260 something warm about it man there's

01:19:45.820 something

01:19:46.520 there's something

01:19:54.320 almost relieving about it

01:20:00.280 there's something almost relieving

01:20:05.680 about

01:20:07.080 just listening to a having a

01:20:13.040 conversation with a connecting with a

01:20:15.380 with a with a with a young lady

01:20:17.580 and hearing her just talk about how she

01:20:20.760 cares about her son and just how they

01:20:22.360 have a nice little time together you

01:20:25.220 know

01:20:25.500 for both those ladies you know I

01:20:32.080 thought it was really sweet Alicia

01:20:33.320 said her son is polite that's a man

01:20:37.020 that's a nicest a little polite kid

01:20:39.360 man that's the nicest little thing you

01:20:41.100 know

01:20:41.400 because then man it just offers so

01:20:45.120 many other bridges to be built there

01:20:46.920 when you already have politeness out of

01:20:48.340 the gate so much opportunity for

01:20:51.120 connection man when one person is

01:20:53.800 saying hey

01:20:54.420 what else man that's all I got you

01:21:03.120 know that's all I got happy early

01:21:04.460 Mother's Day to you guys and

01:21:06.780 Father's Day I know there's a lot of

01:21:07.920 single dads out there too that are

01:21:09.340 grinding and getting it done it and

01:21:11.260 look we'll switch it over to you guys

01:21:13.740 one of these days and run it up for the

01:21:16.380 pops out there but I'm excited to see

01:21:21.220 some of y'all on tour and I'm just

01:21:23.380 excited I'm just excited to be a part

01:21:24.780 of this podcast man you know I'm

01:21:27.100 staying busy and I'm working just I'm

01:21:29.180 just not giving up I'm not giving up

01:21:30.620 on myself you know another week I'm not

01:21:33.000 giving up on myself and I might give up

01:21:35.840 in certain moments I might not win every

01:21:37.580 moment but I'm gonna do my best to win

01:21:40.980 the day if I can and I if I don't win

01:21:43.480 every day I'm gonna do my best to win

01:21:44.860 the week you know and you can too you

01:21:49.060 know and I know that most of you are

01:21:50.660 and for those you aren't whoever who

01:21:52.800 are struggling man you know just hang

01:21:56.160 in there that's all you get you just

01:22:00.560 gotta hang in there that's the thing you

01:22:04.140 know life is a dog man but it's every

01:22:07.100 part of a dog you know and some parts

01:22:10.700 will scratch you some parts will bite

01:22:11.980 you but some parts is warm some parts

01:22:14.560 will wag hell some parts you get a

01:22:18.180 little bit of milk out of them you

01:22:19.240 know what I'm saying bro that's a

01:22:20.260 different I mean that's all that's

01:22:21.900 certain times but whatever you know

01:22:23.440 what I'm saying praise God baby you

01:22:25.620 guys be good to yourself man you guys

01:22:26.900 deserve it and on the way out today

01:22:28.520 we're gonna listen to Josh Kelly hold

01:22:31.900 me my Lord and man this is Josh Kelly

01:22:35.120 featuring all voices in this one man it

01:22:38.920 really really now it really does it for

01:22:42.440 me you guys be good baby gang sing down

01:22:46.080 the sun there we go baby shine down your

01:22:51.680 song

01:22:52.500 so that it might

01:22:57.980 got me back

01:23:02.500 breaking news tonight millions of

01:23:04.420 Americans ordered to shelter in place

01:23:06.160 y'all need some light

01:23:08.080 turmoil at the CDC controversy at the

01:23:10.920 on the darkest of days

01:23:13.880 come on Josh Kelly

01:23:16.140 so that we might

01:23:18.820 not lose our way

01:23:24.460 so holy holy holy lord holy my heart

01:23:34.380 down on my knees asking you to hold me

01:23:39.880 hold me hold me hold me with your

01:23:42.960 loving arms

01:23:45.080 all that I need is you to hold me

01:23:49.880 hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me my lord

01:23:56.880 you know I've been unkind

01:23:59.780 the government says there could be up to

01:24:01.780 10,000 people in the country

01:24:03.500 times even cruel

01:24:05.000 I lost all my joy

01:24:12.000 till I found you

01:24:16.000 till I found you

01:24:18.000 they set their hands

01:24:22.000 they forgave this full heart

01:24:26.000 they forgave this full heart

01:24:28.000 and buried the sins

01:24:33.000 to make way for

01:24:35.000 a brand new star

01:24:38.000 yes he did

01:24:41.000 holy holy holy holy lord holy my heart

01:24:49.000 down on my knees asking you to hold me

01:24:53.000 hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me hold me my lord

01:25:09.000 come on

01:25:10.000 I need you to hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, my Lord.

01:25:19.160 I want to make this a parade, not a protest.

01:25:23.340 I want to walk with you in the light.

01:25:28.260 I want to see you in the light.

01:25:31.660 Help me believe that all hope is mine.

01:25:40.000 Oh, please, oh, holy, holy, holy, Lord, hold in my heart.

01:25:49.540 Come on, Josh Kelly.

01:25:51.520 I'm down on my knees asking you to hold me, hold me, hold me with your loving arm.

01:26:00.840 Come on.

01:26:01.820 All that I need is you to hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.

01:26:09.420 Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.

01:26:19.180 Hold me, hold me, my Lord.

01:26:24.460 Come on.

01:26:25.700 Hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me, hold me.

01:26:31.160 Man, he knows how to put it on the grill.

01:26:34.760 He sure does.

01:26:36.640 He sure does know how to put it on the grill.

01:26:40.300 That's Josh Kelly, Hold Me My Lord, featuring All Voices, gang.

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