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00:00:34.960 Oh, yeah.

00:00:36.960 Mm.

00:00:37.900 Mm.

00:00:39.780 Mm.

00:00:40.700 God.

00:00:42.340 Mm.

00:00:44.200 Oh, yeah.

00:00:45.600 Dude, I love those sounds that come out of your body.

00:00:52.200 That kind of like,

00:00:54.000 you know, if you see like a,

00:00:57.560 sometime I was

00:01:00.580 sitting on a bench somewhere

00:01:03.600 and I think I was at a outlet mall.

00:01:08.260 And if you've never been to an outlet mall,

00:01:10.680 it's basically where

00:01:12.120 people, really,

00:01:15.320 people that love each other unconditionally

00:01:17.180 go to 0.99

00:01:17.980 kind of waste money on shit that doesn't fit. 0.99

00:01:24.220 You know, 0.99

00:01:24.700 you'll see somebody with like a,

00:01:26.440 you know,

00:01:29.300 you'll see somebody with a one shoe that they,

00:01:31.320 it's like a size 10

00:01:32.280 and the other one's a nine.

00:01:33.820 But they don't,

00:01:35.760 you know,

00:01:36.920 they're not really,

00:01:37.580 they don't care that much,

00:01:38.900 I guess,

00:01:39.460 or they just,

00:01:40.020 they're willing to deal with it

00:01:41.180 for the price at $6.

00:01:44.180 You know?

00:01:47.080 You'll see somebody with a neck brace

00:01:48.840 that says S. Day Lauder on it.

00:01:50.700 You know,

00:01:51.900 people want things that have

00:01:52.940 just big insignias on it.

00:01:56.640 You know,

00:01:57.180 for $4,

00:01:57.980 you'll pay somebody 0.99

00:01:58.760 just to damn paint Levi's down your arm 0.99

00:02:01.160 or to, 0.99

00:02:03.680 you know,

00:02:06.500 you'll get,

00:02:06.900 for 50 cents,

00:02:09.580 Baskin Robbins will give you ice cream

00:02:11.060 and they just scoop it right into your hand.

00:02:12.540 You know,

00:02:12.760 they just,

00:02:13.680 it's like a halfway house 0.67

00:02:15.320 for capitalism,

00:02:19.000 basically.

00:02:20.900 You know, 0.99

00:02:21.440 you'll see a damn 0.99

00:02:22.380 Lacoste shirt over in the distance, 0.99

00:02:25.220 over in the,

00:02:26.040 you know,

00:02:26.680 in the parking lot

00:02:27.340 shooting up in a car

00:02:28.440 by himself.

00:02:30.140 He's over there

00:02:30.620 just dousing up.

00:02:32.620 So,

00:02:34.960 I don't even know

00:02:35.480 what I was going to tell you guys,

00:02:36.240 but I'm,

00:02:36.900 I'm happy to be here with you

00:02:38.640 and I'm happy that I'm not

00:02:39.760 at an outlet mall right now.

00:02:43.880 You know,

00:02:44.500 when I was a child,

00:02:45.960 we liked hitting that outlet mall.

00:02:48.980 You're on your way to the beach,

00:02:50.300 you got $17

00:02:51.360 burning a hole in your pocket

00:02:53.160 and you want about 30 items.

00:02:58.900 You could get a shirt

00:03:00.000 that's made out of all collars.

00:03:01.580 There's no,

00:03:03.020 you know,

00:03:03.320 they messed up in China 1.00

00:03:04.720 or somewhere.

00:03:05.280 And they just, 1.00

00:03:09.120 damn, 0.99

00:03:09.360 it's just full. 1.00

00:03:10.160 It have collars on the arm.

00:03:11.600 So your,

00:03:11.980 your neck has a collar

00:03:13.160 and both arms have a collar.

00:03:15.780 You're like, 1.00

00:03:16.420 damn, 0.99

00:03:16.780 this, 1.00

00:03:17.600 this is a real professional shirt.

00:03:21.880 You know,

00:03:22.480 you just,

00:03:22.940 that's the kind of stuff you see.

00:03:25.020 You'll get a baby diaper there, 0.98

00:03:26.660 sorts coins

00:03:27.420 and they'll give you that

00:03:29.220 for 58 cents,

00:03:30.260 67 cents,

00:03:31.220 77 cents. 1.00

00:03:33.340 It's just that kind of shit, 1.00

00:03:34.740 you know. 1.00

00:03:36.660 You can get a soda

00:03:37.740 for 60 cents,

00:03:39.080 but there's no cup involved.

00:03:40.300 They just pour it in your mouth.

00:03:43.020 Drink as much as you can.

00:03:47.240 And they'll have a store

00:03:47.940 say unlimited beverages.

00:03:50.700 We'll douse you up. 0.95

00:03:51.760 We'll douse your daddy up. 1.00

00:03:53.000 But yeah,

00:03:55.760 it's a lot of sunburnt people.

00:04:00.180 A lot of non-Bitcoin owning

00:04:02.400 type of people,

00:04:03.640 I feel like.

00:04:04.280 Just regular people.

00:04:07.340 You know,

00:04:07.880 a lot of people

00:04:08.440 that have been involved

00:04:09.100 in domestic disputes

00:04:10.400 better in,

00:04:12.280 but now they're going

00:04:13.040 to the beach.

00:04:14.840 And on the way there,

00:04:16.780 they stop and,

00:04:18.820 and get a little dose

00:04:21.040 of that come up.

00:04:22.080 You know that.

00:04:23.000 And I'll say this, man.

00:04:28.120 No shade to Britain.

00:04:29.400 I know you guys

00:04:30.120 sending,

00:04:30.900 whatever his name is,

00:04:32.860 little

00:04:33.120 Marky or whatever

00:04:35.560 that guy's name is.

00:04:37.400 Prince Harold. 0.99

00:04:39.880 Y'all sending his little ass 1.00

00:04:41.360 over here 1.00

00:04:41.780 with his trifling lady. 0.95

00:04:43.480 And we sent her over there.

00:04:44.520 Y'all send him back.

00:04:46.620 You know.

00:04:48.020 Apparently the current,

00:04:48.880 the import-export business

00:04:50.220 is just,

00:04:50.760 just,

00:04:53.240 we're just all

00:04:53.880 just sharing 1.00

00:04:54.380 a bunch of fucktards, 1.00

00:04:55.560 you know it. 1.00

00:04:57.320 And,

00:04:57.740 and I'll say this, man.

00:05:00.500 A biscuit will beat

00:05:01.360 the hell out of a scone.

00:05:04.740 And you could put that

00:05:05.740 on your great-granddaddy's 1.00

00:05:06.960 damn doorstep, dude. 1.00

00:05:08.960 Unless y'all sold his home 1.00

00:05:10.180 after he died.

00:05:10.920 No shade, baby.

00:05:12.380 Let's come up, baby.

00:05:14.020 Gang. 0.66

00:05:22.900 This is Eddie 9V

00:05:24.760 with The Come Up.

00:05:27.600 And that's 9V.

00:05:28.840 I'm on the come up.

00:05:32.560 Gang. 0.66

00:05:34.260 Feels real good

00:05:35.380 after I've been so blue.

00:05:37.660 Mm-hmm.

00:05:38.800 Feels on the come up.

00:05:41.400 I'm on the come up.

00:05:45.320 Feels so good

00:05:46.580 to have a brand new view.

00:05:48.900 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:50.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:50.760 Well, I just broke up

00:05:54.260 with my baby.

00:05:55.280 And now I can finally

00:05:57.860 get the love in you.

00:05:59.900 Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:06:01.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:01.740 You're on the come up.

00:06:03.720 Well, I just moved up

00:06:05.420 to Lucky Street

00:06:06.760 when the mayor came

00:06:08.340 and said to me,

00:06:09.760 you're on the come up.

00:06:12.180 You're on the come up.

00:06:15.040 And it's plain to see

00:06:16.580 between you and me

00:06:18.100 we got so much

00:06:19.300 loving and chemistry.

00:06:21.060 It's on the come up.

00:06:23.660 It's on the come up.

00:06:25.280 Well, good things

00:06:27.540 keep on coming

00:06:28.820 and there ain't

00:06:30.100 gonna be no running.

00:06:31.880 No, I'm on the come up.

00:06:34.800 Mm-mm-mm-mm.

00:06:35.340 I'm on the come up.

00:06:37.380 Come on, Eddie.

00:06:37.980 I just got home

00:06:39.200 and now I'm back.

00:06:40.640 I got so many people

00:06:42.080 asking where I'm at.

00:06:43.440 I've been to Tennessee

00:06:44.580 and Ohio.

00:06:46.120 A Tosca-Losa women. 1.00

00:06:48.700 No, I'm on the come up.

00:06:50.780 Yeah.

00:06:51.960 Mm-mm-mm.

00:06:52.720 Nothing really

00:06:54.300 more to say.

00:06:56.140 Yeah.

00:06:57.340 He's on the come up.

00:07:00.040 Well, if you're asking me

00:07:01.660 what I really want to do

00:07:03.060 is just come right back

00:07:04.480 and make love to you.

00:07:05.860 I'm on the come up.

00:07:08.280 Mm-mm-mm.

00:07:08.900 He's on the come up.

00:07:11.280 I'm on the come up.

00:07:15.200 There you go, baby.

00:07:16.780 Come on.

00:07:18.840 Come on, come on. 0.99

00:07:22.660 Eddie Ninevolt.

00:07:25.640 Feeling me.

00:07:29.420 Feeling me, man.

00:07:32.640 Feeling my cornucopia.

00:07:36.020 Remember that deal?

00:07:37.140 They taught you about it

00:07:38.120 back in elementary.

00:07:42.920 They taught you

00:07:43.740 that cornucopia, man. 1.00

00:07:45.020 It was a damn little... 0.99

00:07:46.840 I don't know 0.99

00:07:48.460 what the hell it was. 0.55

00:07:49.240 Get a basket. 1.00

00:07:50.240 You know, 1.00

00:07:50.480 it was just a damn... 0.98

00:07:51.300 It didn't... 0.98

00:07:54.220 You know,

00:07:54.620 it was just a greedy... 1.00

00:07:56.020 It looked like a damn 1.00

00:07:58.340 oyster's little side piece 1.00

00:08:00.020 or something.

00:08:00.480 I don't know

00:08:00.800 what it was, man.

00:08:03.200 The cornucopias 1.00

00:08:04.360 and they fucking... 1.00

00:08:05.260 They stuffed them 1.00

00:08:06.660 with carrots 0.99

00:08:07.320 and all kind of shit. 0.98

00:08:10.080 And it just... 0.99

00:08:10.880 It was too much

00:08:11.500 to...

00:08:11.780 I couldn't handle.

00:08:12.700 I didn't know

00:08:13.060 what was going on.

00:08:14.020 It looked like a...

00:08:17.480 It looked like a seashell... 1.00

00:08:21.240 Like a damn 1.00

00:08:21.760 gay seashell 1.00

00:08:23.400 or something. 0.99

00:08:24.720 Or a sexually curious,

00:08:26.960 you know.

00:08:28.000 Or bit curious,

00:08:29.080 they call it.

00:08:30.720 It looked like

00:08:31.400 a bit curious seashell

00:08:32.880 trying to have a salad

00:08:35.120 or something

00:08:35.520 at one time.

00:08:37.400 And that was

00:08:38.220 cornucopias, man.

00:08:40.640 I'm gonna come up.

00:08:42.360 That's 89 Volt.

00:08:45.520 God, it's a good tune,

00:08:46.700 isn't it?

00:08:48.900 And thank you guys

00:08:49.900 for being here today.

00:08:52.820 We are here.

00:08:55.220 And that is the choice

00:08:56.320 that we made

00:08:57.000 and I'm grateful for it.

00:08:59.900 What's going on, man?

00:09:01.020 A lot of little deals.

00:09:04.200 You know,

00:09:04.620 you had the Floyd Merriweather

00:09:06.120 and Logan Paul

00:09:14.380 went at it.

00:09:16.520 And it really,

00:09:17.240 it kind of had a...

00:09:19.420 I mean,

00:09:20.000 Logan Paul,

00:09:20.860 he came in hella German

00:09:22.100 on that fight

00:09:22.600 when you're looking at him.

00:09:24.420 Real Swedish,

00:09:25.320 very Viking,

00:09:26.280 very like, 1.00

00:09:26.920 damn. 0.99

00:09:28.700 This fellow owns an axe 1.00

00:09:29.980 type of look.

00:09:31.020 You know,

00:09:33.760 and...

00:09:34.460 I don't know,

00:09:36.940 you know,

00:09:37.220 I don't know

00:09:37.680 if I like watching...

00:09:38.720 Do I want to see

00:09:39.500 millionaires fight each other?

00:09:41.620 I want the underdog

00:09:43.520 in there.

00:09:44.800 I feel like.

00:09:49.960 And I guess,

00:09:50.900 you know,

00:09:51.220 Floyd has accusings

00:09:52.400 of wife of,

00:09:53.640 you know,

00:09:54.840 you know,

00:09:55.560 he's 50,

00:09:56.420 50,

00:09:57.020 he's 50,

00:09:57.600 you know,

00:09:57.820 seven of his wins

00:09:58.600 came against ex-wives.

00:09:59.820 Allergically.

00:10:03.180 And so,

00:10:04.220 you know,

00:10:04.540 maybe that's what

00:10:05.320 you want to see.

00:10:05.940 I don't know.

00:10:06.640 I was just wondering

00:10:07.420 what made me want to...

00:10:10.820 You know,

00:10:11.200 I was on the airplane

00:10:12.100 and I...

00:10:12.940 There's no streaming

00:10:14.120 on there.

00:10:15.960 So you have to just guess

00:10:16.860 what's happening.

00:10:18.160 Which is,

00:10:18.820 you know,

00:10:19.820 it's like the old days,

00:10:21.020 really.

00:10:24.100 You know,

00:10:24.600 it used to be like,

00:10:25.140 what happened?

00:10:25.640 Somebody would tell you

00:10:26.180 they described it.

00:10:27.900 Oh,

00:10:28.220 it was like...

00:10:29.200 And then the guy

00:10:30.660 and then...

00:10:31.480 He couldn't even...

00:10:32.840 I don't know,

00:10:33.640 man.

00:10:33.920 It's unbelievable.

00:10:36.600 It's unbelievable.

00:10:41.180 But then it's,

00:10:42.020 you know,

00:10:42.140 it just gets different,

00:10:43.240 you know,

00:10:43.540 and now it's like

00:10:44.340 there's just so much.

00:10:45.560 You get so many

00:10:46.200 of the recaps and stuff.

00:10:47.200 But I'm on this plane.

00:10:48.380 I'm trying to get

00:10:48.960 the thing to stream.

00:10:50.380 It wouldn't.

00:10:50.840 But about every 55 seconds,

00:10:54.240 it would give me

00:10:55.040 a glimpse.

00:10:57.080 Just a JPEG.

00:10:58.260 Just a...

00:10:59.260 Bam! 0.98

00:11:01.760 And,

00:11:02.220 uh...

00:11:04.300 Yeah,

00:11:05.060 and so,

00:11:05.360 you know,

00:11:05.620 I had no idea

00:11:06.140 what was happening.

00:11:07.740 It looked kind of like

00:11:08.620 a couple of square dance.

00:11:09.660 Look,

00:11:09.840 a couple of young men

00:11:11.060 that had met somewhere

00:11:14.060 and was doing drugs

00:11:15.720 and,

00:11:16.080 you know,

00:11:16.660 probably at a men's club,

00:11:17.940 a night club

00:11:18.800 called Splash

00:11:21.260 or Fade

00:11:22.840 or,

00:11:23.300 uh,

00:11:25.400 Joy.

00:11:26.540 A lot of, 0.94

00:11:27.120 usually the gay club

00:11:28.360 in town has that,

00:11:29.440 you know,

00:11:29.740 kind of like,

00:11:30.640 um,

00:11:31.780 it's never like

00:11:35.000 Care Bear Ernie's

00:11:37.040 Tug It Out

00:11:39.340 Boys Shop

00:11:40.360 or something.

00:11:40.980 You know,

00:11:41.500 I,

00:11:41.660 I,

00:11:41.820 I wish they would go

00:11:42.840 with a more vibrant name. 0.99

00:11:45.340 A lot of gay men 0.83

00:11:46.480 night, 0.94

00:11:47.940 uh,

00:11:50.240 you know,

00:11:52.220 drinking holes,

00:11:54.200 water holes,

00:11:55.600 bars.

00:11:57.560 But they don't,

00:11:58.520 you know,

00:11:58.740 they,

00:11:59.260 they just kind of,

00:12:00.940 it's always like vibe

00:12:02.820 or,

00:12:03.340 uh,

00:12:05.260 glisten.

00:12:06.800 Glisten is kind of a dicey

00:12:08.260 when I feel like this.

00:12:10.720 I don't know what that's,

00:12:11.980 that they're doing in there,

00:12:13.180 but,

00:12:14.380 yeah,

00:12:14.680 we had,

00:12:15.200 I'm trying to think

00:12:15.760 Spray was one.

00:12:17.100 And you're like,

00:12:17.520 that's,

00:12:18.560 that's,

00:12:20.620 that seemed like a tough bit.

00:12:23.820 Oh,

00:12:24.760 but yeah,

00:12:25.600 I tried to watch it on the airplane.

00:12:26.620 I couldn't do it.

00:12:27.960 I could not get that thing

00:12:29.220 to,

00:12:29.540 uh,

00:12:29.840 to load up into function.

00:12:31.500 Um,

00:12:31.820 and so I just got a glimpse

00:12:34.740 every now and then.

00:12:37.640 But that's what,

00:12:38.420 the one thing that's interesting,

00:12:39.300 the old days,

00:12:39.920 you know,

00:12:40.340 I feel like that's how

00:12:41.340 storytelling really found its,

00:12:44.400 that's why storytelling

00:12:46.020 had some value.

00:12:47.040 It had some limbs on it.

00:12:48.220 You know,

00:12:49.400 it had some legs.

00:12:52.840 Because you had to tell a story.

00:12:57.040 What happened to Ronnie?

00:12:58.760 You know?

00:12:59.740 Oh,

00:13:01.060 you know,

00:13:02.240 Ronnie got,

00:13:03.160 uh,

00:13:04.360 Ronnie got his ears pierced,

00:13:05.860 man.

00:13:08.480 You're like, 1.00

00:13:09.020 damn, 0.99

00:13:09.440 really? 1.00

00:13:09.760 He's a,

00:13:10.180 you know,

00:13:11.120 he's a father of four

00:13:12.160 and he's in his seventies

00:13:13.100 and the people are like,

00:13:13.660 yeah,

00:13:13.900 well,

00:13:15.840 you know,

00:13:16.380 he likes boy bands,

00:13:17.740 you know?

00:13:19.160 He got to,

00:13:19.860 they caught him in his truck

00:13:21.120 crying in his truck

00:13:22.060 with a O-Town poster.

00:13:24.880 And then,

00:13:25.840 and then he got him pierced,

00:13:27.880 so,

00:13:30.000 um,

00:13:30.740 but yeah,

00:13:32.620 just,

00:13:32.940 you had to tell a story

00:13:34.040 everybody had to.

00:13:35.200 Well,

00:13:35.400 what happened?

00:13:36.860 Somebody,

00:13:37.220 you know,

00:13:40.980 they remember Paul Revere's,

00:13:42.400 that fellow.

00:13:43.100 You know,

00:13:45.380 the original drunk driver,

00:13:46.860 that dude's out there

00:13:47.720 just rolling across

00:13:50.440 the Central East,

00:13:51.460 just screaming,

00:13:52.320 yelling.

00:13:58.600 You know,

00:13:59.380 just,

00:14:01.620 but you had to hear,

00:14:02.720 you know,

00:14:02.940 people used to have to tell the story.

00:14:04.420 There was a value to

00:14:05.660 somebody coming into town.

00:14:07.280 Tell me what happened.

00:14:09.200 Oh,

00:14:09.500 you were there.

00:14:10.120 Tell, 0.94

00:14:10.380 share it with me.

00:14:13.900 It was different

00:14:14.800 before we had all this

00:14:15.600 mass communication.

00:14:16.880 We all had such a value,

00:14:18.600 I feel like.

00:14:22.320 Because the story of the world

00:14:24.320 and the story of

00:14:28.480 existence,

00:14:31.100 it was all,

00:14:35.380 it needed all of us.

00:14:40.040 And we still have it,

00:14:41.380 we still iterate it.

00:14:43.520 But there's not that

00:14:44.800 moment to moment value

00:14:46.660 in everyone

00:14:48.480 where you're like,

00:14:49.100 oh,

00:14:49.260 tell me what happened.

00:14:52.480 Oh,

00:14:52.720 you got,

00:14:53.160 you're not,

00:14:53.960 man,

00:14:54.240 y'all ain't gonna believe what,

00:14:55.200 it's just,

00:14:56.120 you know,

00:14:56.460 now with so much videography,

00:14:58.960 it's just a different time.

00:15:03.880 But I don't know why,

00:15:04.800 I don't know why I said that.

00:15:07.140 I guess I was just kind of

00:15:08.420 thinking a little bit.

00:15:10.480 You know,

00:15:11.180 what's going on?

00:15:12.460 I got a smoothie.

00:15:16.900 I'm back out here

00:15:17.720 in the Central East.

00:15:18.600 You know,

00:15:20.480 and I got me a smoothie

00:15:21.340 and,

00:15:22.340 oh,

00:15:22.860 I took that first sip

00:15:24.160 and,

00:15:26.080 it's one of the healthy ones,

00:15:28.480 man,

00:15:28.800 and it,

00:15:30.020 God,

00:15:30.980 it just,

00:15:32.160 I wanted it,

00:15:33.900 I want,

00:15:34.340 it's a little too healthy,

00:15:36.240 you know?

00:15:37.420 It kind of tastes like I'm just,

00:15:39.560 like I stuck a thing

00:15:40.580 into a plant 0.98

00:15:41.400 and I'm just sucking 1.00

00:15:43.500 that big bitch 1.00

00:15:45.000 all the fuck. 1.00

00:15:49.320 Like, 0.99

00:15:49.800 I'm just,

00:15:50.580 just giving a,

00:15:53.680 just really,

00:15:54.660 just giving that frickin', 0.84

00:15:56.260 that little baby hummer 0.91

00:15:57.740 to a,

00:15:58.440 to a plant,

00:16:00.020 you know?

00:16:00.220 Like, 0.97

00:16:00.400 I'm just damn, 0.99

00:16:01.040 taking down a damn 0.99

00:16:02.040 begonia or something, 1.00

00:16:04.780 face first,

00:16:05.480 you know,

00:16:05.640 I'm just doing oral

00:16:07.400 on a begonia.

00:16:08.320 This thing's just heavy.

00:16:09.920 I mean,

00:16:10.260 it may have dirt in it.

00:16:11.160 I have,

00:16:11.720 that's the thing,

00:16:12.460 you go to some of the

00:16:13.620 smootheries

00:16:14.780 and it's too healthy.

00:16:15.580 It's too,

00:16:18.800 it's just like,

00:16:19.300 come on.

00:16:21.060 They just go too far with it.

00:16:25.700 You know,

00:16:26.320 it's just too,

00:16:27.020 they just like,

00:16:27.820 some of it's just too healthy,

00:16:29.120 man.

00:16:29.380 You know,

00:16:31.380 they have potting soil in it. 0.99

00:16:34.840 They'll have semen 0.99

00:16:35.900 from Slovenia 0.99

00:16:37.860 in it.

00:16:39.420 You're like,

00:16:39.700 what?

00:16:39.940 You're just like, 1.00

00:16:43.660 damn, 1.00

00:16:44.080 man, 1.00

00:16:44.260 you got the kind of shit 1.00

00:16:45.340 that make you suck off 1.00

00:16:46.120 a bag of carrots

00:16:47.540 after you have it,

00:16:48.360 you know?

00:16:48.600 It's just,

00:16:48.840 some of it's just

00:16:49.300 getting too healthy.

00:16:52.780 I miss the original smoothies.

00:16:54.400 That thing was mostly sugar, 0.98

00:16:55.640 dude.

00:16:56.540 And then they'd hit you

00:16:57.380 with two scoops

00:16:58.040 of protein powder.

00:17:01.640 And they'd have like

00:17:02.340 the one dude in town,

00:17:04.580 he was like,

00:17:05.260 oh,

00:17:06.220 I work at GNC

00:17:07.260 on Four Calcutta.

00:17:10.200 I'm eating meat

00:17:11.720 right now

00:17:12.420 in my head.

00:17:15.060 He would record himself

00:17:16.500 eating meat

00:17:16.980 with a video

00:17:17.580 and then just

00:17:18.280 play it back

00:17:19.680 while he was eating,

00:17:20.300 while he was also

00:17:20.900 eating meat later.

00:17:24.740 You know,

00:17:25.060 he'd have,

00:17:25.860 at night he would sleep

00:17:26.880 next to an audio

00:17:27.700 of him,

00:17:28.120 just sounds of him

00:17:29.200 eating meat. 1.00

00:17:30.160 Damn, 1.00

00:17:30.620 these guys. 1.00

00:17:32.540 Got bacon brain, 0.81

00:17:33.780 man.

00:17:36.360 What else is going

00:17:37.240 on?

00:17:37.420 I went home

00:17:37.840 to Louisiana.

00:17:40.620 You know,

00:17:40.900 and it was

00:17:41.200 unjoyous circumstances

00:17:46.700 really,

00:17:47.140 man.

00:17:47.320 I had a childhood

00:17:48.100 friend that passed away.

00:17:51.220 You know,

00:17:51.740 and he died of drugs

00:17:52.880 and doing drugs

00:17:53.880 and,

00:17:55.500 you know,

00:17:57.640 it's kind of,

00:17:58.200 it's kind of wild

00:17:59.160 when that happens.

00:18:02.520 And I know

00:18:03.120 it's happening

00:18:03.480 for a lot of people

00:18:04.300 out there.

00:18:04.780 a lot of people

00:18:06.560 struggling

00:18:07.840 and a lot of

00:18:08.280 people's friends

00:18:08.840 and family

00:18:09.300 struggling.

00:18:12.660 You know,

00:18:13.280 I believe that

00:18:13.760 there's some people

00:18:14.420 that suffer from

00:18:15.260 addiction

00:18:15.720 and then there's

00:18:16.680 some people

00:18:17.320 who are

00:18:18.380 somehow victims

00:18:20.280 of,

00:18:21.160 you know,

00:18:22.820 these large

00:18:23.320 pharmaceutical corporations

00:18:24.600 and they're just

00:18:25.160 throwing pills

00:18:25.760 and everything.

00:18:27.800 You know,

00:18:28.220 you go to Starbucks

00:18:28.940 and get a muffin

00:18:29.680 and,

00:18:30.040 you know, 0.98

00:18:31.280 you could get a damn, 0.97

00:18:33.540 they'll do 0.96

00:18:34.120 Blueberry Zan bar

00:18:35.140 in there.

00:18:35.620 You're like,

00:18:35.860 what?

00:18:38.340 It'll be

00:18:38.820 pineapples

00:18:39.400 and Soma.

00:18:40.420 Like,

00:18:40.760 what?

00:18:41.400 That's a mix,

00:18:42.040 that's a mixture now?

00:18:44.800 This muffin

00:18:45.540 brought to you 1.00

00:18:46.160 by damn, 0.99

00:18:46.760 uh, 1.00

00:18:48.000 uh,

00:18:49.640 Monteverdi

00:18:50.540 or whatever

00:18:50.860 those big companies,

00:18:51.880 Monsanto.

00:18:53.980 Like,

00:18:54.340 gee,

00:18:54.660 I don't know,

00:18:55.020 should I eat this?

00:18:55.680 And you eat it.

00:18:56.360 You're just used to it,

00:18:57.200 you know,

00:18:57.460 you're out there

00:18:57.800 now I've been on

00:19:00.040 a couple Monsanto

00:19:00.920 muffins,

00:19:01.540 dude.

00:19:02.180 Now your mustache

00:19:02.840 won't grow.

00:19:03.900 You don't know

00:19:04.240 what's going on.

00:19:05.980 Your tongue

00:19:06.400 smells like soybeans. 0.78

00:19:10.320 Anyway,

00:19:10.820 man,

00:19:11.080 yeah,

00:19:11.300 I had to go home.

00:19:13.000 This buddy Will

00:19:13.920 was a friend of mine

00:19:14.880 and he passed,

00:19:15.680 you know.

00:19:17.980 And it was just

00:19:18.700 interesting,

00:19:19.480 man,

00:19:19.780 you know,

00:19:20.240 um,

00:19:22.460 you know,

00:19:24.880 it was a lot of things.

00:19:26.120 It was a lot of people

00:19:26.820 I hadn't seen in a long

00:19:27.720 time.

00:19:29.800 And

00:19:30.120 some of you may know,

00:19:32.880 you know,

00:19:33.060 I spoke over the years

00:19:33.980 about this gentleman.

00:19:37.060 And he and I,

00:19:38.120 you know,

00:19:38.520 uh,

00:19:39.100 we were friends

00:19:39.960 when we were young.

00:19:42.340 When there was not

00:19:43.060 a lot of people

00:19:43.640 in our town

00:19:44.340 and,

00:19:45.460 you know,

00:19:46.760 back when you could

00:19:47.220 still hear the train

00:19:48.080 come through.

00:19:51.520 And back when,

00:19:52.400 if somebody was on

00:19:52.960 the train,

00:19:53.520 it was a,

00:19:54.020 you know,

00:19:54.300 a decent person.

00:19:55.060 Now the train

00:19:55.740 pulls up,

00:19:56.320 dude,

00:19:56.540 it's a bunch of 1.00

00:19:59.220 just damn, 0.99

00:20:01.400 you know, 0.99

00:20:02.320 anybody could be

00:20:02.980 on there now.

00:20:04.240 It's mostly robbers

00:20:05.460 only now on the train.

00:20:07.120 Let me put these

00:20:08.020 shades back on.

00:20:09.620 I like them

00:20:10.200 sometimes,

00:20:10.860 you know.

00:20:12.960 It's almost like

00:20:13.660 I'm in mourning

00:20:14.280 a little.

00:20:14.680 and,

00:20:18.620 um,

00:20:19.980 you know,

00:20:21.140 you may,

00:20:21.580 this fellow,

00:20:22.780 this fellow

00:20:24.380 I grew up with,

00:20:25.120 there was a time

00:20:25.860 in our town

00:20:26.340 when somebody

00:20:26.780 got a hot tub

00:20:27.680 and people

00:20:29.520 had never said,

00:20:30.140 couldn't imagine,

00:20:30.640 what is it?

00:20:32.640 Somebody's like,

00:20:33.160 it's like a little

00:20:33.740 ocean in your yard

00:20:34.980 and it's,

00:20:36.580 you know, 0.99

00:20:37.180 you put a damn, 0.99

00:20:39.940 you know, 1.00

00:20:40.560 it's like warm.

00:20:41.560 It's like a little 1.00

00:20:42.260 damn soup. 1.00

00:20:45.600 And so people 1.00

00:20:46.380 were fired up,

00:20:47.340 you know,

00:20:47.660 and,

00:20:47.940 and opening night,

00:20:49.240 I didn't get to go

00:20:49.780 to opening night at it.

00:20:51.000 There was more adults

00:20:51.900 going there

00:20:52.600 and seeing it

00:20:53.340 and drinking wine

00:20:54.300 by it and,

00:20:55.840 you know,

00:20:56.120 people would press a button

00:20:57.180 and turn it on

00:20:58.040 and then turn it off

00:21:00.720 like,

00:21:00.960 oh,

00:21:01.240 look at it,

00:21:02.280 oh,

00:21:02.500 God,

00:21:03.240 that boy,

00:21:03.540 that's great.

00:21:05.740 You know,

00:21:06.320 people bobbing

00:21:07.000 for apples in it,

00:21:08.040 you know,

00:21:08.320 drinking and then

00:21:09.360 maybe your buddy's

00:21:11.120 wife's over there 1.00

00:21:11.740 bobbing and nobody's

00:21:12.720 looking and you go 1.00

00:21:13.320 touch her ass 1.00

00:21:14.080 a little or something 1.00

00:21:14.840 or play crack hand

00:21:16.800 or something

00:21:17.220 for a second with her,

00:21:18.380 you know,

00:21:18.660 or whatever.

00:21:19.120 I don't know.

00:21:20.140 I don't know

00:21:20.640 what the neighborhood

00:21:21.160 was like.

00:21:21.600 I didn't go to

00:21:22.020 opening night.

00:21:25.160 But the next day

00:21:26.180 they let the children

00:21:27.000 get in it,

00:21:28.700 you know,

00:21:29.380 when I was a child

00:21:30.260 and so I got in there

00:21:31.360 and,

00:21:32.280 you know,

00:21:34.240 we're all in there

00:21:35.080 and we were children,

00:21:36.000 man.

00:21:36.100 There's a many,

00:21:36.580 many kids

00:21:37.520 as you could fit 0.99

00:21:38.060 into a damn 1.00

00:21:38.580 little hot tub. 1.00

00:21:40.860 And this,

00:21:41.420 I think this fella,

00:21:42.180 this thing probably

00:21:42.700 seated seven.

00:21:43.460 I don't know.

00:21:44.840 When you're a kid,

00:21:45.740 everything seats seven,

00:21:47.080 70,

00:21:47.760 700.

00:21:48.560 You know,

00:21:49.100 you're children

00:21:49.680 so it doesn't matter

00:21:50.560 if there's people

00:21:51.100 next to you

00:21:51.780 or on you

00:21:52.380 or whatever.

00:21:54.320 You know,

00:21:54.640 little Lawrence

00:21:55.280 will be in there

00:21:55.840 and he'll be wearing

00:21:56.540 a little freaking

00:21:57.080 Anthony as a scarf

00:21:58.180 and they got nine

00:21:59.840 other kids,

00:22:00.440 you know,

00:22:00.620 they got twins

00:22:01.400 in there

00:22:01.800 and somebody goes in

00:22:03.620 and comes out

00:22:04.080 as triplets.

00:22:04.880 It doesn't,

00:22:05.180 who knows?

00:22:05.760 It's just being children

00:22:06.740 that was just,

00:22:08.680 you know,

00:22:09.560 the connective energy

00:22:11.400 amongst children

00:22:12.160 is,

00:22:13.320 it's not as,

00:22:17.060 it's very strong.

00:22:19.320 You know,

00:22:19.560 as we,

00:22:19.800 when we get it,

00:22:20.240 as we become adults,

00:22:21.380 I find I become more

00:22:23.020 of a proton

00:22:24.520 or a neutron

00:22:25.380 but when you're young

00:22:27.480 you're just part

00:22:28.000 of the electricity.

00:22:30.680 So anyway,

00:22:31.320 we had a bunch

00:22:31.740 of children in there

00:22:32.640 and we'd never been

00:22:34.800 in a hot tub.

00:22:35.560 People didn't know,

00:22:36.340 you know,

00:22:36.540 people drinking the water

00:22:37.720 and doing all,

00:22:38.500 you know,

00:22:38.740 washing their hair

00:22:39.860 and one kid,

00:22:42.080 you know,

00:22:42.260 his dad come over

00:22:43.220 and baptize him

00:22:44.100 on the side

00:22:44.920 and people just,

00:22:46.660 living,

00:22:47.060 one fellow brought a fish

00:22:48.200 that died immediately

00:22:49.320 because of the heat

00:22:50.260 but people didn't know.

00:22:52.440 We didn't know.

00:22:54.040 We weren't enjoying it

00:22:55.480 and the directions

00:22:57.280 got all wet immediately

00:22:58.440 so nobody knew

00:22:59.220 what they said

00:22:59.920 and we were just

00:23:02.240 hot tubbing

00:23:03.040 and pretending

00:23:04.560 we were in,

00:23:05.180 somebody wrote Tahiti

00:23:06.300 on the,

00:23:06.780 on a sign

00:23:08.020 and nailed it

00:23:08.680 to the tree right there

00:23:09.820 and God,

00:23:10.700 we were living it up

00:23:11.440 and there was one fellow

00:23:14.440 named CJ

00:23:15.120 and he was older than us.

00:23:17.780 He was probably,

00:23:19.580 he could have been 15,

00:23:21.020 he could have been 60

00:23:22.200 you know,

00:23:24.420 he had those,

00:23:25.660 he had scars on his back,

00:23:27.180 I don't know,

00:23:27.400 he might have been a slave,

00:23:28.460 you know, 0.94

00:23:28.700 he's a white guy

00:23:29.360 but he might have been

00:23:30.460 enslaved at one point.

00:23:31.480 I don't know,

00:23:31.740 he'd been through a lot.

00:23:34.500 You know,

00:23:34.920 he'd been through a lot

00:23:35.780 and I remember he had hair

00:23:38.120 kind of around the top

00:23:38.900 of his pants

00:23:39.440 on the back

00:23:39.980 and so anyway,

00:23:44.320 we're all in the hot tub,

00:23:45.440 we're enjoying it,

00:23:46.100 we're probably maybe 10

00:23:47.240 or 12,

00:23:48.040 I don't know,

00:23:48.560 11

00:23:48.940 and big CJ

00:23:51.940 been under the water,

00:23:52.840 he'd been touching his body

00:23:53.920 you know

00:23:56.960 and he'd been prepping

00:23:57.740 his body

00:23:58.160 to really eat Jack out

00:23:59.520 and spray, 0.99

00:24:03.180 you know,

00:24:03.380 and really just

00:24:04.200 bust full,

00:24:06.540 you know

00:24:06.900 and I'm not a pedophile

00:24:10.460 or anything,

00:24:10.680 I'm just telling you

00:24:11.480 a story from my childhood

00:24:12.900 so,

00:24:14.940 you know,

00:24:15.240 I was there

00:24:15.740 and I was a child

00:24:16.480 when this happened

00:24:17.560 and anyway,

00:24:17.980 so he's prepping

00:24:19.480 his body underwater,

00:24:20.360 the rest of us don't know,

00:24:21.240 we're doing backstrokes,

00:24:23.020 you know,

00:24:23.720 we're doing,

00:24:24.680 one guy's filling

00:24:25.660 his mouth with water,

00:24:26.640 shooting it in the air,

00:24:27.600 somebody else is catching it,

00:24:29.780 you know,

00:24:30.200 people just having

00:24:30.980 a good time,

00:24:31.780 it's like a little

00:24:32.300 Las Vegas out there,

00:24:33.600 it's like our own

00:24:34.280 little Bellagio,

00:24:37.500 you know,

00:24:37.820 we're doing it all

00:24:38.700 and CJ

00:24:42.700 been prepping his body

00:24:43.580 to bust out,

00:24:44.140 well at one point

00:24:44.620 he stands up

00:24:45.580 in the hot tub

00:24:46.360 and ejects

00:24:48.460 out into the water

00:24:49.260 and we'd never seen it,

00:24:51.940 we're like what?

00:24:53.860 We'd never seen,

00:24:57.100 you know,

00:24:57.880 I think I'd only ever 0.99

00:24:58.620 even seen anybody else's penis, 0.99

00:25:00.460 probably my brother, 1.00

00:25:03.740 I'd seen my own penis 1.00

00:25:04.700 in a mirror 1.00

00:25:05.220 but that's just your,

00:25:06.960 you know, 1.00

00:25:07.320 that's still your penis, 1.00

00:25:08.440 it's not, 1.00

00:25:10.780 you know,

00:25:11.280 it's still yours,

00:25:12.140 it's just one

00:25:12.920 and then I'd seen 1.00

00:25:14.240 some other kid's penis 1.00

00:25:15.160 through like a fire, 1.00

00:25:16.160 he was on the other side

00:25:16.840 of a fire

00:25:17.300 and I was on one side

00:25:18.280 but yeah,

00:25:22.100 this kid stood up

00:25:23.220 and he knew about it

00:25:25.020 and so he,

00:25:26.760 you know,

00:25:27.140 he's ejacking out

00:25:28.340 into the pond

00:25:29.180 or whatever

00:25:29.620 and my buddy Will

00:25:32.020 was right there

00:25:32.520 and Will was a sweet guy,

00:25:34.620 man,

00:25:34.840 and he just,

00:25:35.380 he thought something

00:25:36.440 was happening

00:25:36.880 to this kid,

00:25:38.540 to this CJ,

00:25:39.080 but he thought

00:25:39.480 he was dying,

00:25:40.640 I guess,

00:25:42.080 you know,

00:25:42.360 he thought,

00:25:42.760 well,

00:25:42.840 if this,

00:25:43.480 you know,

00:25:44.260 if he pumps out

00:25:46.600 another 20 or 30 servings,

00:25:49.440 he's gonna,

00:25:49.940 you know,

00:25:50.180 each time he gets,

00:25:51.040 gonna get smaller

00:25:51.780 and smaller,

00:25:52.500 he's disappearing,

00:25:54.520 you know,

00:25:55.180 and I could see

00:25:56.580 in that moment

00:25:57.080 how that all registered,

00:25:58.120 it was like,

00:25:58.480 oh my gosh,

00:25:59.060 this guy's,

00:26:01.280 you know,

00:26:01.720 this guy's,

00:26:02.280 eventually his whole body 0.99

00:26:04.600 will shoot out 0.88

00:26:05.260 of the end 1.00

00:26:05.600 of his wiener

00:26:07.020 so we didn't know

00:26:08.560 what to do,

00:26:09.000 man,

00:26:09.160 so Will grabbed it,

00:26:11.140 Will grabbed it

00:26:11.880 to really stop it off

00:26:12.920 at the end

00:26:13.340 like a hose,

00:26:14.080 you know,

00:26:14.380 like where you

00:26:14.860 bend a hose

00:26:16.660 like that

00:26:17.220 and the fella 0.93

00:26:19.400 punched him,

00:26:20.060 man, 0.93

00:26:20.220 fell unloaded,

00:26:20.920 unloaded on him

00:26:21.820 so,

00:26:24.180 and that was a lot,

00:26:24.800 man,

00:26:24.940 that was a lot

00:26:25.480 for one moment

00:26:26.560 in time

00:26:27.280 because we'd never,

00:26:29.440 I'd never seen

00:26:30.760 any of that,

00:26:31.240 I'd never,

00:26:32.440 you know,

00:26:32.880 to see such,

00:26:35.080 you know,

00:26:35.960 a moment of kind

00:26:36.860 of sexual advancement

00:26:39.260 at that

00:26:39.860 and experience that

00:26:41.040 and then also

00:26:41.880 see a saving,

00:26:43.560 you know,

00:26:43.700 this real saving grace,

00:26:45.100 this real,

00:26:46.660 this two-handed angel,

00:26:49.140 you know,

00:26:49.500 come in and try

00:26:50.120 to save this boy's life

00:26:51.300 to keep his body

00:26:52.920 inside of his body,

00:26:54.380 to keep him

00:26:55.020 from just dripping out

00:26:56.900 his existence

00:26:57.500 into the world

00:26:58.320 and then to see

00:26:59.240 the abuse at the end

00:27:00.860 and,

00:27:01.020 you know,

00:27:01.800 that's kids,

00:27:02.440 man,

00:27:03.320 and that's kids,

00:27:04.360 brother,

00:27:04.680 but,

00:27:04.980 but God,

00:27:07.460 man,

00:27:08.740 God,

00:27:11.460 life is,

00:27:12.540 there's a lot

00:27:14.880 of gravel

00:27:15.300 on the road,

00:27:15.940 isn't there,

00:27:16.860 and Will,

00:27:18.180 we love you,

00:27:18.720 man,

00:27:19.040 and I just want

00:27:19.660 to let you know

00:27:20.160 that you are loved,

00:27:21.060 brother,

00:27:21.260 and,

00:27:23.700 and you'll be missed,

00:27:26.360 man,

00:27:26.520 you are always,

00:27:27.800 you are always up

00:27:30.300 for the,

00:27:30.700 up for the,

00:27:31.280 up for a good time,

00:27:32.240 man,

00:27:32.380 I feel like,

00:27:32.900 you're always,

00:27:35.040 and not just any time,

00:27:36.480 you're always

00:27:37.180 pretty positive,

00:27:39.140 man,

00:27:39.460 and hopeful

00:27:40.060 and,

00:27:41.220 and you'll be missed,

00:27:44.340 I got to let you know

00:27:46.320 we got tour dates,

00:27:47.000 we're adding shows

00:27:47.820 coming up,

00:27:48.220 those will go on sale,

00:27:48.920 I believe,

00:27:49.220 next Tuesday,

00:27:50.000 and we are adding shows

00:27:51.920 in Cincinnati,

00:27:53.080 Durham,

00:27:53.980 Chattanooga,

00:27:54.640 Knoxville,

00:27:55.720 Minneapolis,

00:27:56.400 Charleston,

00:27:57.020 and Columbus,

00:27:57.700 so just letting you know

00:27:59.880 now,

00:28:00.780 you can follow that

00:28:01.520 information through

00:28:02.140 Instagram and through

00:28:02.940 the podcast as well,

00:28:04.960 as well currently we have

00:28:05.900 shows in St. Louis,

00:28:06.700 Cincinnati,

00:28:07.540 Charlotte,

00:28:08.760 Durham,

00:28:09.220 North Carolina over there

00:28:10.320 where my mother

00:28:10.880 attended college,

00:28:13.320 Chattanooga,

00:28:15.080 where my mother lived

00:28:16.480 actually on a mountain,

00:28:17.740 or on a hill over there

00:28:18.840 before they had

00:28:19.860 fallen out,

00:28:21.220 Knoxville,

00:28:21.860 Tennessee,

00:28:24.240 Wilmington,

00:28:25.280 Delaware,

00:28:26.000 Wilkes-Beyer,

00:28:26.840 Minneapolis,

00:28:28.360 finally getting back

00:28:29.160 over there to

00:28:29.740 Prince's hometown,

00:28:31.860 Charleston,

00:28:32.580 South Carolina,

00:28:33.500 where I went to

00:28:35.420 college for one

00:28:36.160 semester and I used

00:28:38.500 to work at Frozen

00:28:39.160 Options over there

00:28:40.120 where they had good

00:28:43.820 smoothies and dirty

00:28:46.400 where we didn't fully

00:28:48.860 clean out the only

00:28:49.760 tanning bed in town

00:28:50.780 and people got

00:28:52.760 dysentery and

00:28:53.780 pink eye out of 0.72

00:28:55.580 there.

00:28:56.840 because some fella 1.00

00:28:58.200 butted out in there

00:28:59.160 one night,

00:28:59.700 came in there

00:29:00.120 after a night of

00:29:02.240 doing cocaine

00:29:02.960 and desecrated the

00:29:05.720 thing with his 0.99

00:29:06.320 butt or whatever 0.99

00:29:07.440 and we didn't

00:29:07.860 clean it.

00:29:10.720 Very well.

00:29:11.800 Richmond,

00:29:12.400 Baltimore,

00:29:13.060 Albany.

00:29:14.120 We will be there.

00:29:15.500 All the dates

00:29:16.280 and all the tickets

00:29:16.760 should be bought

00:29:17.200 through

00:29:17.600 Theovan.com

00:29:18.500 slash tour.

00:29:19.800 That's where you

00:29:20.240 have to get these

00:29:20.880 things because

00:29:21.380 other places are,

00:29:22.620 it's ridiculous links.

00:29:23.620 Young lady sent me 0.99

00:29:25.700 a thing the other

00:29:26.240 day. 1.00

00:29:26.640 Fuck you, 1.00

00:29:27.560 buddy. 1.00

00:29:28.780 Fuck you. 1.00

00:29:31.340 I'm trying to take 1.00

00:29:32.380 Arnold and I guess

00:29:33.440 that's her husband

00:29:34.060 or whatever,

00:29:34.560 I don't know.

00:29:35.300 Trying to take

00:29:35.880 Arnold to see you

00:29:37.060 and each ticket's

00:29:38.820 260 bucks.

00:29:41.660 You,

00:29:42.080 and then she called

00:29:43.060 me the N-word

00:29:43.660 which is fine.

00:29:44.980 You know what I'm

00:29:45.360 saying?

00:29:45.600 I don't mind being

00:29:46.180 called up once in a

00:29:46.960 while but,

00:29:48.140 you know,

00:29:48.780 it just was like,

00:29:50.120 I don't know.

00:29:52.420 I guess,

00:29:53.020 I mean,

00:29:53.380 I was,

00:29:53.680 I'm always ready

00:29:54.340 for it but I just

00:29:55.120 wasn't,

00:29:56.680 you know,

00:29:57.060 this seemed egregious.

00:29:58.900 But anyway,

00:30:00.580 and I wrote back,

00:30:01.500 I said,

00:30:01.740 well,

00:30:01.900 just get you a ticket

00:30:02.760 from a regular

00:30:03.480 locale woman.

00:30:05.480 Get you a ticket

00:30:06.240 from a decent

00:30:06.960 locale

00:30:07.660 because you're

00:30:09.380 shopping indecently

00:30:10.300 on random links.

00:30:12.160 That's why all the

00:30:12.720 links through

00:30:13.300 Theovan.com

00:30:14.300 slash tour

00:30:15.080 take you to

00:30:15.940 your appropriately

00:30:16.700 priced tickets.

00:30:18.220 Everything else

00:30:19.040 is, 0.99

00:30:21.180 that's cat ass 0.99

00:30:23.200 baby, 1.00

00:30:23.520 that's cat ass. 0.99

00:30:25.500 And I don't mess 1.00

00:30:26.200 with cat ass, 1.00

00:30:26.940 man. 0.99

00:30:28.960 I also don't mess

00:30:29.940 with paying too much

00:30:30.580 for insurance.

00:30:31.100 You know,

00:30:31.260 I'm redoing the

00:30:31.980 insurance on my

00:30:32.560 home right now

00:30:33.280 and I'm excited

00:30:35.160 about that.

00:30:36.720 And my azaleas

00:30:37.660 are doing good

00:30:38.420 and I want to

00:30:39.420 thank producer

00:30:39.980 Sean who

00:30:40.700 goes the extra

00:30:42.140 mile sometimes

00:30:42.860 when I'm out of

00:30:43.360 town and

00:30:44.020 help me get the

00:30:45.860 azaleas well,

00:30:46.840 keep them well 1.00

00:30:47.440 and those bitches 1.00

00:30:48.020 are doing well 0.99

00:30:49.160 and I'm grateful

00:30:51.760 to be alive,

00:30:52.580 man.

00:30:53.280 And I'll tell you

00:30:53.820 this story.

00:30:54.240 So the other night

00:30:54.720 I go for a swim,

00:30:55.780 you know,

00:30:56.560 and I go for a

00:30:57.320 swim and

00:30:57.940 and I'd had me a

00:31:01.100 little bit of blue

00:31:01.640 chew.

00:31:01.880 I was testing them

00:31:02.620 out.

00:31:04.480 You know,

00:31:04.900 I was testing them

00:31:05.640 out because

00:31:06.140 and look,

00:31:06.780 I'll be honest

00:31:07.420 with you.

00:31:07.600 I gave a fellow

00:31:08.120 one after a show

00:31:08.920 one time.

00:31:09.480 He said he was

00:31:09.880 going home with

00:31:10.400 his wife.

00:31:10.920 It was their

00:31:11.440 sixth anniversary

00:31:13.520 or something.

00:31:14.080 I said,

00:31:14.320 well,

00:31:14.460 you got on

00:31:15.220 this,

00:31:15.600 you know,

00:31:16.460 year six,

00:31:17.120 you got to

00:31:17.420 get back in

00:31:18.020 there.

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00:31:20.740 you got to,

00:31:21.240 you got to do

00:31:22.180 a little bit

00:31:22.520 of a

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00:31:23.980 You know what

00:31:24.500 I'm saying?

00:31:24.700 You got to

00:31:25.040 torque out

00:31:25.560 big dog.

00:31:28.440 You know

00:31:28.860 what I'm saying?

00:31:29.320 When she

00:31:29.680 asked where

00:31:30.060 you are,

00:31:30.420 you say,

00:31:30.780 I'm up

00:31:31.220 stay

00:31:32.300 and she'll

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00:31:37.160 Don't be all

00:31:37.820 don't,

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00:31:38.640 you could

00:31:38.960 downstairs

00:31:39.420 for years

00:31:40.160 kind of

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00:31:40.980 four,

00:31:41.360 but on

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00:32:09.240 realizes,

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00:33:22.320 I've been

00:33:22.780 struggling

00:33:23.080 recently also

00:33:23.800 with staying

00:33:24.340 active and

00:33:25.060 staying mobile.

00:33:27.520 My body

00:33:27.940 gets tight and

00:33:28.660 sometimes I

00:33:29.140 just need a 0.99

00:33:29.600 damn 1.00

00:33:29.940 strong-handed 1.00

00:33:32.040 woman.

00:33:32.380 I need a

00:33:32.800 big

00:33:32.980 German to

00:33:33.580 get on

00:33:33.920 there.

00:33:34.540 You know

00:33:34.840 or a

00:33:35.800 big

00:33:35.960 Slovak

00:33:36.660 baby.

00:33:38.100 You know

00:33:38.400 or a

00:33:38.640 big

00:33:38.800 urban.

00:33:39.940 Just to

00:33:40.560 really just

00:33:41.100 douse my

00:33:41.720 muscles out

00:33:42.320 with their

00:33:42.600 strong

00:33:43.460 manos.

00:33:45.300 That's

00:33:45.640 hands.

00:33:47.380 And when

00:33:47.940 I get

00:33:48.240 limbered up

00:33:48.920 then I

00:33:49.160 can really

00:33:49.620 take care of

00:33:50.140 myself

00:33:50.420 workout wise.

00:33:52.440 That's

00:33:52.880 right.

00:33:53.300 What I

00:33:53.540 want to

00:33:53.720 tell you

00:33:53.920 right now

00:33:54.340 is

00:33:54.560 Peloton.

00:33:56.660 Yep.

00:33:58.220 Peloton.

00:34:00.240 World

00:34:00.720 class

00:34:01.180 instructors

00:34:01.820 curated

00:34:02.400 music

00:34:02.840 endless

00:34:03.260 variety

00:34:04.000 Peloton

00:34:04.500 has

00:34:05.200 created

00:34:05.460 an

00:34:05.700 unmatched

00:34:06.220 fitness

00:34:06.700 experience

00:34:07.360 that

00:34:07.880 keeps

00:34:08.100 you

00:34:08.260 motivated

00:34:08.720 workout

00:34:09.200 after

00:34:09.700 workout.

00:34:11.100 Yep.

00:34:11.800 That's

00:34:12.060 right.

00:34:13.340 Peloton

00:34:14.000 gives you

00:34:14.820 that

00:34:15.240 vitriol

00:34:16.920 that

00:34:18.200 salute

00:34:19.020 that

00:34:20.500 when you

00:34:21.840 know

00:34:22.120 when you

00:34:22.480 are

00:34:22.780 doing

00:34:23.480 Peloton

00:34:24.200 that you

00:34:25.060 are

00:34:25.360 doing

00:34:25.940 the

00:34:26.780 best.

00:34:28.520 That's

00:34:29.240 right.

00:34:29.480 Whether

00:34:29.640 you're

00:34:29.820 looking for

00:34:30.140 some extra

00:34:30.580 encouragement

00:34:31.060 structured

00:34:32.020 workouts

00:34:32.580 or just

00:34:32.980 in the

00:34:33.280 mood

00:34:33.500 to

00:34:33.680 laugh

00:34:34.200 their

00:34:35.160 instructors

00:34:35.720 are there

00:34:37.020 to bring

00:34:37.440 out your

00:34:37.860 best

00:34:38.440 during each

00:34:39.020 class.

00:34:40.640 You know

00:34:41.140 I've had

00:34:41.460 instructors

00:34:41.900 that don't

00:34:42.140 do

00:34:42.300 nothing

00:34:42.640 over there.

00:34:44.280 Some

00:34:44.580 girl 0.91

00:34:44.860 over there

00:34:45.340 took her

00:34:46.820 temperature

00:34:47.200 the whole

00:34:47.560 time

00:34:48.020 and then

00:34:49.420 said she

00:34:49.840 was ovulating

00:34:50.840 or whatever

00:34:51.320 and she had

00:34:51.660 to go home

00:34:52.060 to her

00:34:52.300 husband.

00:34:53.240 What? 1.00

00:34:54.740 Bitch I'm 1.00

00:34:55.160 here to do 1.00

00:34:55.580 curls 1.00

00:34:56.000 bitch. 1.00

00:34:56.480 So 1.00

00:34:58.020 things

00:34:58.320 change

00:34:59.100 with

00:35:00.020 epic 0.90

00:35:00.360 artist

00:35:00.640 collaborations

00:35:01.220 and

00:35:01.460 instructor

00:35:02.060 curated

00:35:02.640 playlist

00:35:03.160 their

00:35:04.060 music

00:35:04.380 experience

00:35:04.800 is

00:35:04.940 unlike

00:35:05.140 any

00:35:05.400 other

00:35:05.680 whether

00:35:06.060 you're

00:35:06.180 in the

00:35:06.340 mood

00:35:06.460 for some

00:35:06.720 hip-hop

00:35:07.060 pop

00:35:07.440 or country

00:35:07.980 the Peloton

00:35:08.660 bike

00:35:09.520 has the

00:35:09.940 right

00:35:10.140 music

00:35:10.520 to keep

00:35:11.080 you

00:35:11.200 entertained

00:35:11.560 and

00:35:11.720 motivated

00:35:12.100 all year

00:35:13.440 long.

00:35:14.780 Peloton

00:35:15.080 also offers

00:35:16.740 their all

00:35:17.620 access

00:35:17.980 membership.

00:35:19.200 It's more

00:35:19.400 like a

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00:35:20.400 for no

00:35:20.920 additional

00:35:21.380 cost.

00:35:21.940 That's

00:35:22.100 right.

00:35:22.400 No

00:35:22.540 extra.

00:35:22.880 So if

00:35:23.900 you got

00:35:24.120 little

00:35:24.420 Larissa

00:35:25.820 or little

00:35:26.380 Tiffany

00:35:27.660 wants to

00:35:28.160 do

00:35:28.360 something

00:35:28.740 do a 0.98

00:35:29.780 damn 0.99

00:35:30.020 leg up 1.00

00:35:30.660 or something

00:35:31.120 or a 0.99

00:35:31.420 damn 0.99

00:35:31.740 you know 0.99

00:35:33.920 a couple

00:35:34.320 tilt-a-whirl

00:35:35.580 sets

00:35:36.020 or something

00:35:36.540 now that

00:35:37.900 beautiful broad

00:35:38.580 can stay

00:35:39.040 fit as well

00:35:39.580 for no

00:35:39.960 extra cost.

00:35:41.480 Bring home

00:35:41.760 the Peloton

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00:35:43.560 whole family

00:35:44.100 with access

00:35:44.620 to their

00:35:44.980 entire

00:35:45.300 class

00:35:45.740 library.

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00:36:10.740 thank everyone

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00:36:19.080 And there's

00:36:19.340 a website

00:36:19.780 here

00:36:20.300 someone sent

00:36:21.380 a video

00:36:21.800 in of a

00:36:22.380 woman 0.99

00:36:22.760 who found

00:36:24.540 a stranger

00:36:25.180 living in

00:36:25.820 her house.

00:36:28.220 Okay

00:36:28.460 back story

00:36:29.280 I live

00:36:29.860 alone

00:36:30.280 in a

00:36:31.060 house

00:36:31.380 I

00:36:31.900 have

00:36:32.600 a house

00:36:33.220 to myself

00:36:33.760 nobody

00:36:34.480 lives here

00:36:35.080 nobody

00:36:35.620 lives here.

00:36:36.720 Okay

00:36:36.960 there's a

00:36:37.300 woman in

00:36:37.600 her bathroom

00:36:38.100 talking about

00:36:38.640 being lonesome

00:36:39.360 and that

00:36:39.920 no one

00:36:40.440 lives

00:36:41.160 at her

00:36:42.160 home

00:36:42.540 and this

00:36:43.140 woman 0.99

00:36:43.380 seems

00:36:43.760 I don't

00:36:45.020 want to

00:36:45.200 say

00:36:45.380 vegan

00:36:45.860 but

00:36:46.120 definitely

00:36:46.720 you know

00:36:49.440 kind of

00:36:49.820 lady

00:36:50.040 that

00:36:50.360 kind of

00:36:52.260 starts

00:36:52.920 to

00:36:53.240 some

00:36:54.240 people

00:36:54.480 if they

00:36:54.760 get too

00:36:55.440 vegan

00:36:56.260 or out

00:36:56.640 there

00:36:56.780 they'll

00:36:56.960 start to

00:36:57.260 look like

00:36:57.580 Christmas

00:36:57.960 trees

00:36:58.280 they have

00:36:58.500 a lot

00:36:58.700 of ornaments

00:36:59.160 and

00:36:59.440 knick-knackery

00:37:00.980 on them

00:37:02.040 my friends

00:37:02.880 come over

00:37:03.360 occasionally

00:37:04.000 but not

00:37:05.540 super often

00:37:06.180 I mostly

00:37:06.640 go to my

00:37:07.220 friends houses

00:37:08.060 nobody uses

00:37:09.560 my shower

00:37:10.220 okay

00:37:10.600 nobody

00:37:11.500 first of all

00:37:12.660 every time

00:37:13.500 I'm home

00:37:13.840 I hear

00:37:14.460 the weirdest

00:37:15.720 noises 0.82

00:37:16.460 weird shit 0.98

00:37:17.640 happens 0.99

00:37:18.040 all the time

00:37:18.920 that's like

00:37:19.420 unexplainable

00:37:20.480 and I just

00:37:21.540 like brush it

00:37:22.180 off because

00:37:22.540 I'm like

00:37:22.860 whatever

00:37:23.200 but this is

00:37:24.220 my final straw

00:37:24.900 I literally

00:37:25.700 I'm like

00:37:31.360 freaking out

00:37:31.840 right now

00:37:32.140 I came home

00:37:33.120 wanting to

00:37:33.620 take a shower

00:37:34.120 just got off

00:37:34.800 work

00:37:34.960 all I wanted

00:37:35.480 to do

00:37:35.760 was take

00:37:36.020 a shower

00:37:36.340 open my

00:37:37.420 shower curtain

00:37:38.080 someone lives

00:37:42.200 in my house

00:37:42.820 that has brown

00:37:43.560 hair

00:37:43.760 my hair 1.00

00:37:44.160 is fucking 0.99

00:37:44.560 pink 0.99

00:37:45.000 and there

00:37:45.840 you go

00:37:46.220 at the end

00:37:46.760 she realizes

00:37:47.580 based on

00:37:48.160 hair color

00:37:48.660 that somebody

00:37:49.260 and you

00:37:49.620 you can't

00:37:50.560 see on the

00:37:50.900 video

00:37:51.040 they pan

00:37:51.580 down

00:37:51.880 and there's

00:37:52.100 an eyebrow

00:37:52.560 or something

00:37:53.040 in the tub

00:37:53.540 and to me

00:37:56.080 this seemed

00:37:56.580 like it's

00:37:56.980 a

00:37:57.140 who is

00:37:59.200 a lady 0.72

00:37:59.620 no

00:38:00.660 it could

00:38:03.980 be a 0.99

00:38:04.300 damn 0.99

00:38:04.660 little 1.00

00:38:06.660 mercantile

00:38:07.380 what's that 0.96

00:38:07.680 lady's name 0.80

00:38:08.180 little

00:38:09.040 her name

00:38:14.040 she's like

00:38:14.560 Missy

00:38:22.820 let me see

00:38:25.780 highest

00:38:26.560 grossing

00:38:29.180 female 0.99

00:38:30.220 rappers

00:38:31.560 Nicki Minaj

00:38:35.040 I feel like

00:38:36.160 it looked like

00:38:36.720 Nicki Minaj

00:38:37.600 was in there

00:38:38.000 and lost 0.99

00:38:38.300 a damn 1.00

00:38:38.680 eyebrow 1.00

00:38:39.120 or something

00:38:39.660 but she said

00:38:42.020 it's a man's 0.70

00:38:42.760 hair

00:38:42.980 it sounded

00:38:43.920 like that

00:38:44.620 but this lady 0.99

00:38:45.580 also may not

00:38:46.280 even

00:38:46.540 she seemed

00:38:48.180 like a real

00:38:48.720 I don't know

00:38:51.080 she'd find 0.91

00:38:51.520 a damn 1.00

00:38:51.820 eyebrow 1.00

00:38:52.160 in the tub

00:38:52.820 but she said

00:38:54.220 she's been

00:38:54.560 hearing weird

00:38:55.380 stuff

00:38:55.540 this is

00:38:55.860 the final

00:38:56.540 straw

00:38:57.160 like if

00:38:58.480 you

00:38:58.640 like

00:38:59.200 if there's

00:39:01.660 like a

00:39:02.380 you know

00:39:02.840 somebody

00:39:03.160 been making

00:39:03.660 muffins

00:39:04.220 and they

00:39:04.420 left a

00:39:04.840 bowl

00:39:05.080 you know

00:39:05.420 a

00:39:05.620 muffin

00:39:07.860 stuff

00:39:09.620 you know

00:39:11.360 stuffing

00:39:11.940 out on your

00:39:13.540 counter

00:39:13.840 then you

00:39:14.340 got to

00:39:15.000 call the

00:39:15.520 police

00:39:15.760 I mean

00:39:16.060 you can't

00:39:17.200 you can't

00:39:17.940 be like

00:39:18.180 hmm

00:39:18.700 what is

00:39:19.360 this

00:39:20.040 huh

00:39:20.640 like

00:39:21.620 what

00:39:21.940 is there

00:39:22.420 somebody

00:39:23.080 making

00:39:23.600 muffins

00:39:24.080 am I

00:39:24.520 sleep

00:39:25.120 muffining

00:39:25.680 like she

00:39:27.840 said

00:39:28.120 this is

00:39:28.540 the final

00:39:29.120 straw

00:39:29.420 the final

00:39:31.220 whether

00:39:32.240 I just

00:39:32.860 wonder what

00:39:33.200 some of

00:39:33.460 the other

00:39:33.700 straws

00:39:34.040 were

00:39:34.220 you know

00:39:35.700 I wonder

00:39:36.100 what some

00:39:36.540 of the

00:39:36.700 other

00:39:36.860 straws

00:39:37.240 were

00:39:37.400 where you

00:39:37.680 finally

00:39:38.080 found a

00:39:38.580 piece

00:39:38.740 of mustache

00:39:39.220 in the

00:39:39.760 tub

00:39:40.140 and now

00:39:42.760 the guy

00:39:43.120 has obviously

00:39:43.600 changed

00:39:44.120 his you

00:39:44.680 know

00:39:45.100 whatever

00:39:45.740 intel

00:39:46.180 you had

00:39:46.480 on him

00:39:46.760 earlier

00:39:46.960 this guy

00:39:47.300 shaved

00:39:47.700 his hair

00:39:48.100 this guy

00:39:48.460 is changing

00:39:48.920 the game

00:39:49.400 up

00:39:49.640 you know

00:39:50.360 he could

00:39:50.600 have dyed

00:39:50.980 his skin

00:39:51.560 you know

00:39:53.480 you could

00:39:53.740 be looking

00:39:54.020 for somebody

00:39:54.600 who's

00:39:54.820 jaundice

00:39:55.380 next month

00:39:55.880 I mean

00:39:56.020 who knows

00:39:56.640 but I

00:39:58.900 think one

00:39:59.360 way to do

00:39:59.860 it

00:39:59.980 here's how

00:40:00.320 I would

00:40:00.580 do it

00:40:01.020 because

00:40:02.020 obviously

00:40:02.480 this dude

00:40:03.080 does drugs

00:40:04.140 or whatever

00:40:04.620 and

00:40:06.200 if you're

00:40:07.460 willing to

00:40:07.820 hide in

00:40:08.260 somebody's

00:40:08.660 house

00:40:09.000 if you're

00:40:10.780 willing to

00:40:11.060 be out

00:40:11.380 there to

00:40:11.740 stray

00:40:11.980 goldilocking

00:40:12.860 or male

00:40:15.500 goldilocking

00:40:16.100 I mean

00:40:16.260 that's the

00:40:16.640 here's what

00:40:18.900 I would

00:40:19.060 do

00:40:19.180 I would

00:40:19.520 stand

00:40:19.860 against

00:40:20.100 the wall

00:40:20.480 young lady

00:40:21.020 and I

00:40:22.360 would just

00:40:22.640 start

00:40:22.840 counting

00:40:23.180 I would

00:40:24.100 put my

00:40:24.380 hands

00:40:24.540 on my

00:40:24.680 face

00:40:24.860 I'd be

00:40:25.000 like

00:40:25.140 one

00:40:25.860 two

00:40:27.500 and

00:40:30.760 I think

00:40:33.260 maybe

00:40:33.600 it'll

00:40:33.940 then

00:40:34.360 maybe

00:40:34.900 they'll

00:40:35.220 think

00:40:35.800 it's

00:40:35.980 a

00:40:36.100 game

00:40:36.400 or

00:40:38.940 maybe

00:40:39.180 just

00:40:39.420 stand

00:40:39.620 in the

00:40:39.760 living room

00:40:39.980 like

00:40:40.160 you know

00:40:40.340 what

00:40:40.460 I

00:40:40.560 can't

00:40:40.760 find

00:40:41.040 you

00:40:41.220 I

00:40:41.960 can't

00:40:42.380 find

00:40:42.740 you

00:40:43.060 I

00:40:46.760 don't

00:40:46.940 know

00:40:47.260 how

00:40:47.700 do

00:40:47.840 you

00:40:47.980 but

00:40:49.620 it's

00:40:49.900 crazy

00:40:50.240 put 0.93

00:40:50.480 a

00:40:50.560 little

00:40:50.680 trap

00:40:51.080 out

00:40:51.420 you know

00:40:53.680 here's

00:40:53.920 a way

00:40:54.080 to find

00:40:54.420 out

00:40:54.560 if the

00:40:54.800 man

00:40:55.020 is

00:40:55.160 thinking

00:40:55.380 of

00:40:55.540 anything

00:40:55.760 sexual

00:40:56.360 if it's 1.00

00:40:57.480 a rapist

00:40:58.120 or not

00:40:58.600 get

00:41:00.360 your

00:41:00.500 little

00:41:00.700 mousetrap

00:41:01.360 put a

00:41:01.740 little

00:41:02.040 condom

00:41:03.520 on it

00:41:04.000 and

00:41:05.800 if he

00:41:06.160 you know

00:41:07.340 if you hear

00:41:07.660 that thing

00:41:08.000 pop off

00:41:08.600 at night

00:41:09.040 you know

00:41:09.620 A

00:41:10.020 you caught

00:41:11.920 him

00:41:12.140 and B

00:41:13.600 he's a 1.00

00:41:15.280 rapist 1.00

00:41:15.840 baby 0.99

00:41:16.180 so

00:41:16.580 but I

00:41:18.100 wish you

00:41:18.420 well

00:41:18.560 it's sad

00:41:18.980 to see

00:41:19.260 that men

00:41:19.740 are now

00:41:20.100 the

00:41:20.300 Goldilocks

00:41:20.880 in America

00:41:21.440 you know

00:41:23.900 you got

00:41:24.220 this lady

00:41:24.680 out here

00:41:25.020 kind of

00:41:25.340 got that

00:41:25.680 T-Pain

00:41:26.260 vibe

00:41:26.720 and you

00:41:27.140 got

00:41:27.320 men

00:41:27.700 out here

00:41:28.060 Goldilocks

00:41:28.700 but that's

00:41:30.980 God's

00:41:31.340 plan

00:41:31.580 baby

00:41:31.820 and that's

00:41:32.120 where we

00:41:32.420 are

00:41:32.620 praise

00:41:32.940 God

00:41:33.360 baby

00:41:33.700 and thank

00:41:35.400 you guys

00:41:35.780 I found

00:41:36.180 that one

00:41:36.480 out there

00:41:36.940 that video

00:41:37.840 we got

00:41:38.420 some other

00:41:38.700 ones that

00:41:38.920 came in

00:41:39.260 from our

00:41:40.460 listeners

00:41:40.780 I want to

00:41:41.120 thank you

00:41:41.380 guys for

00:41:41.620 hitting the

00:41:41.860 hotline

00:41:42.200 as always

00:41:42.880 I'm getting

00:41:45.800 excited about

00:41:46.400 this tour

00:41:47.040 I'm going to

00:41:50.080 figure that

00:41:50.500 out

00:41:50.740 I'm also

00:41:51.480 I'm going to

00:41:51.780 take a

00:41:52.100 little bit

00:41:53.280 of time

00:41:53.600 and go

00:41:53.840 to a

00:41:54.460 do a

00:41:55.500 little bit

00:41:55.720 of like

00:41:55.980 a

00:41:56.240 retreat

00:41:56.660 and do

00:41:58.440 some

00:41:58.780 just deal

00:42:01.660 with some

00:42:01.920 try and deal

00:42:02.320 with some

00:42:02.520 stuff I've

00:42:02.860 been dealing

00:42:03.220 with

00:42:03.600 you know

00:42:06.200 over the

00:42:06.580 past year

00:42:07.580 I've talked

00:42:08.680 about it

00:42:09.000 maybe a year

00:42:09.380 and a half

00:42:09.800 even I've

00:42:10.200 just really

00:42:10.620 been dealing

00:42:11.000 with some

00:42:11.340 anger issues

00:42:12.300 you know

00:42:14.140 and I'm not

00:42:14.540 trying to be a

00:42:15.060 Debbie Downer

00:42:15.840 but it's

00:42:19.100 affected a

00:42:19.700 lot of

00:42:19.960 the way

00:42:20.340 that

00:42:20.820 I

00:42:22.720 communicate

00:42:23.240 and that

00:42:24.900 I feel

00:42:25.660 and it's

00:42:29.580 affected the

00:42:30.140 amount of

00:42:30.660 joy and

00:42:31.280 stuff that

00:42:31.620 I'm having

00:42:32.000 in my

00:42:32.320 life

00:42:32.720 and so

00:42:35.540 I want to

00:42:36.000 be a

00:42:36.380 little bit

00:42:36.760 more

00:42:37.200 proactive

00:42:38.380 and so

00:42:40.980 I'm going

00:42:41.260 to just

00:42:42.300 see about

00:42:42.760 maybe 10

00:42:43.360 days or

00:42:43.900 something

00:42:44.280 you know

00:42:44.960 and it's

00:42:46.460 nothing where

00:42:46.960 they're electrocuting

00:42:47.940 you or something

00:42:48.520 you know

00:42:49.760 it's nothing

00:42:50.200 where they

00:42:50.480 beating you

00:42:51.140 or anything 0.98

00:42:51.580 or Amistad

00:42:52.480 and people

00:42:52.940 or anything

00:42:53.440 it's real

00:42:54.260 I think it's

00:42:56.020 just going to

00:42:56.320 be an

00:42:56.580 organized thing

00:42:57.580 where you

00:42:57.880 can kind

00:42:58.220 of focus

00:42:58.920 and so

00:43:01.440 that's what

00:43:01.940 that's what

00:43:02.320 I'm excited

00:43:02.800 about

00:43:03.100 I'm trying

00:43:03.880 to stay

00:43:04.200 excited

00:43:04.620 you know

00:43:06.400 I literally

00:43:06.680 have to

00:43:06.960 commit to

00:43:07.400 a spot

00:43:08.440 when I

00:43:08.760 get off

00:43:09.180 of the

00:43:09.580 podcast

00:43:10.200 today

00:43:10.760 and

00:43:11.120 so I'm

00:43:12.800 a little

00:43:12.980 scared

00:43:13.320 I guess

00:43:13.780 I think

00:43:19.280 my

00:43:19.500 my biggest

00:43:20.780 thing is

00:43:21.120 do I

00:43:21.400 really

00:43:21.700 want to

00:43:22.080 feel

00:43:22.280 better

00:43:22.620 sometimes

00:43:24.960 you know

00:43:31.240 sometimes

00:43:31.720 it's like

00:43:32.140 do I

00:43:32.420 really

00:43:32.660 want to

00:43:33.000 feel

00:43:33.200 better

00:43:33.540 and I'm

00:43:36.720 not saying

00:43:37.300 that as a

00:43:37.740 downer

00:43:38.020 I'm not

00:43:38.300 trying to

00:43:38.580 bring anybody

00:43:39.140 down

00:43:39.540 like this

00:43:40.260 podcast

00:43:40.640 isn't about

00:43:41.140 bringing

00:43:41.400 anybody

00:43:41.720 down

00:43:42.160 but

00:43:44.160 I 0.99

00:43:44.380 damn 0.99

00:43:44.880 sometimes 0.99

00:43:45.280 I just

00:43:45.660 I want

00:43:45.960 to

00:43:46.060 I have

00:43:46.400 to be

00:43:46.680 able to

00:43:46.960 share

00:43:47.160 what I'm

00:43:47.440 thinking

00:43:47.700 or feeling

00:43:48.260 and yeah

00:43:55.880 you know

00:43:56.080 I'm just so

00:43:56.460 hard on

00:43:56.800 myself all

00:43:57.220 the time

00:43:57.540 I just

00:43:57.780 want to

00:43:57.980 start to

00:43:58.300 figure what

00:43:58.780 I have

00:43:59.340 to I

00:43:59.540 have to

00:43:59.760 find some

00:44:00.260 you know

00:44:01.600 I want

00:44:01.860 to do

00:44:02.040 some

00:44:02.200 excavating

00:44:02.860 there

00:44:03.140 and just

00:44:03.420 see what's

00:44:03.800 going on

00:44:04.380 and at

00:44:06.040 the same

00:44:06.360 time keep

00:44:06.860 moving forward

00:44:07.500 you know

00:44:07.880 my mother

00:44:10.120 sometimes talks

00:44:10.800 to me about

00:44:11.180 well don't

00:44:11.620 sit in the

00:44:12.060 past you

00:44:12.720 know don't

00:44:13.120 sit in the

00:44:13.560 past and

00:44:15.620 some of

00:44:15.920 that is

00:44:16.200 super true

00:44:16.800 you know

00:44:21.420 but it's

00:44:23.740 sometimes it's

00:44:24.360 also hard to

00:44:25.140 really you

00:44:26.100 know I

00:44:26.320 notice whatever

00:44:27.100 things from my

00:44:27.820 past are

00:44:28.160 affecting me

00:44:28.780 from having

00:44:29.260 like committed

00:44:30.680 relationships

00:44:31.880 you know

00:44:34.980 feeling okay

00:44:36.300 being willing

00:44:41.680 to dance at

00:44:42.380 weddings I

00:44:42.880 don't like

00:44:43.180 doing that

00:44:43.740 honestly

00:44:44.260 I've been so

00:44:46.320 scared about

00:44:46.820 dancing at a

00:44:47.360 wedding sometimes

00:44:47.960 I wish that

00:44:48.560 somebody will

00:44:48.900 stand up during

00:44:49.680 the nuptials or

00:44:50.460 whatever and

00:44:50.900 say and

00:44:51.380 protest so at

00:44:53.980 least we won't

00:44:54.260 have to dance

00:44:54.880 you know so

00:44:55.580 yeah I don't

00:44:57.460 know but

00:44:58.720 I'm hopeful

00:45:00.180 and everything's

00:45:02.100 fine I'm not

00:45:02.740 like in a

00:45:04.400 bad place I'm

00:45:05.060 actually in an

00:45:05.520 okay place but

00:45:07.440 I want to take

00:45:08.080 us some time and

00:45:08.760 just kind of see

00:45:09.280 what's going on

00:45:10.040 and I have a

00:45:12.720 little bit of

00:45:13.080 time I have a

00:45:13.620 little bit of

00:45:13.900 space and so

00:45:15.280 I'm thankful to

00:45:15.860 God that I have

00:45:16.480 this a little bit

00:45:17.120 of space in my

00:45:17.780 life where I

00:45:18.320 can kind of

00:45:19.700 investigate it

00:45:20.300 and I can share

00:45:20.840 with you whatever

00:45:21.440 I'm seeing or

00:45:22.420 thinking you know

00:45:24.020 and and that

00:45:26.600 really feels like

00:45:27.180 a gift and

00:45:29.520 thank you guys

00:45:30.040 for your

00:45:30.280 support man

00:45:31.440 so many

00:45:31.800 supportive

00:45:32.180 people you

00:45:36.100 know and I

00:45:36.380 want to be able

00:45:36.860 to do I

00:45:38.240 want to be able

00:45:38.680 to be a part

00:45:39.220 of like a

00:45:39.640 solution in the

00:45:41.720 world you know

00:45:46.300 and I don't know

00:45:46.680 what that means

00:45:47.440 exactly but I

00:45:53.860 think you know

00:45:54.600 it's like I

00:45:57.060 think we're in a

00:45:57.660 weird place in

00:45:58.280 society where we

00:45:59.120 realize maybe

00:46:00.160 that all these

00:46:02.460 things we're

00:46:03.280 getting aren't

00:46:03.920 really they're

00:46:04.740 great and they're

00:46:05.400 cool and it's

00:46:06.020 nice to have

00:46:06.440 successes but if

00:46:07.420 we don't have

00:46:08.280 a bigger feeling

00:46:12.860 of success inside

00:46:13.960 of ourself or

00:46:14.640 comfort you know

00:46:18.340 it's almost like

00:46:19.240 it's almost like

00:46:24.320 an awakening in a

00:46:25.240 way where we

00:46:25.740 realize oh there's

00:46:26.460 got to be more

00:46:27.140 out there than

00:46:29.960 this box set of

00:46:31.020 wherever or this

00:46:33.300 me on these

00:46:34.040 subscription you

00:46:35.720 know or these

00:46:37.820 two you know 12

00:46:39.320 you know these

00:46:39.800 24 inch speakers

00:46:41.040 so anyway I

00:46:46.080 don't know you

00:46:46.840 know me man I'm 1.00

00:46:47.680 always fucking 0.94

00:46:48.320 hitchhiking out 0.99

00:46:49.320 here inside of my

00:46:49.980 own heart so

00:46:50.940 gang baby and

00:46:53.840 that's okay that's

00:46:54.700 who I am bro I'm

00:46:55.900 a sensitive fellow

00:46:56.680 man but I'm also

00:46:58.260 a bad MFer dog 0.86

00:46:59.740 you know what I'm

00:47:00.700 saying dude and 0.99

00:47:02.060 I'll fucking hog 1.00

00:47:02.780 tie your cousin 1.00

00:47:03.500 dog and remodel 1.00

00:47:05.000 that dude's fucking 1.00

00:47:05.740 lips fam praise 1.00

00:47:06.800 God bro don't

00:47:08.940 even try me dude

00:47:10.080 I'll restack your

00:47:11.900 spine baby call me

00:47:13.040 Jimmy Jenga dude

00:47:14.340 and I'll give you 1.00

00:47:16.560 that slip dick 1.00

00:47:17.660 ask me 1.00

00:47:18.600 so don't even

00:47:22.040 put it past me

00:47:24.100 what else is going

00:47:30.580 on a lot of good

00:47:31.260 calls that came in

00:47:32.220 and a lot of great

00:47:33.780 people involved with

00:47:34.460 this podcast man

00:47:35.540 and you know one of

00:47:37.680 the things I noticed

00:47:38.320 over the year over the

00:47:39.140 past year and a half

00:47:39.780 is sometimes when I

00:47:40.560 listen to people I

00:47:41.440 can't hear them as

00:47:42.160 good

00:47:42.460 like I can hear them

00:47:48.120 but I used to be

00:47:48.580 able to hear them

00:47:49.020 and feel them and I

00:47:51.620 miss that man you know

00:47:55.340 I miss that and I

00:47:56.120 don't know what

00:47:56.660 inside of me is

00:47:57.740 making me

00:47:58.840 uncomfortable you

00:48:04.020 know or making me

00:48:05.320 but when I hear

00:48:08.320 when I see people

00:48:09.360 or I hear people

00:48:10.120 and somebody's

00:48:10.560 talking and they're

00:48:11.200 sharing something

00:48:11.700 that's important to

00:48:12.480 them and I want to

00:48:13.200 be able to hear it

00:48:15.120 and feel it

00:48:16.000 and

00:48:17.900 and yeah I just I

00:48:22.100 want to be able to

00:48:22.740 do that and

00:48:23.440 and I don't know

00:48:25.880 and it's just

00:48:27.740 important to me

00:48:28.580 you know it's

00:48:30.620 important to me

00:48:31.480 yeah so that's

00:48:37.640 okay you know

00:48:38.280 this is this a

00:48:39.040 journey that I'm on

00:48:39.800 and I'm grateful to

00:48:40.540 be on it you know

00:48:41.900 that's another thing

00:48:42.680 I do believe that my

00:48:43.880 higher power has like

00:48:44.760 a plan for me

00:48:45.480 that's

00:48:45.880 that means

00:48:48.420 something

00:48:48.820 and for you too

00:48:50.720 I do believe there's

00:48:52.840 a reason that we're

00:48:53.440 all right here

00:48:53.940 listening to this

00:48:54.680 right now

00:48:55.180 because I can feel

00:48:58.360 you listening to

00:48:59.520 you know

00:48:59.940 and

00:49:01.440 yeah I don't

00:49:04.460 I don't know man

00:49:05.340 I don't know

00:49:06.100 but praise God

00:49:07.500 bro PTL baby

00:49:08.760 you know that

00:49:09.360 baby get in there 1.00

00:49:11.300 it's so funny

00:49:14.380 we were doing a show

00:49:15.220 the other night

00:49:15.580 and thank you to

00:49:16.020 everybody that came

00:49:16.620 out there in Los

00:49:17.160 Angeles the other

00:49:17.840 night man we had a

00:49:18.680 fun show

00:49:19.300 and

00:49:20.420 this guy stands up

00:49:23.540 in the back man

00:49:24.460 this fella

00:49:25.660 and

00:49:26.540 he's like

00:49:27.400 let's go

00:49:28.460 and people are all

00:49:29.300 excited

00:49:29.740 but it's so weird

00:49:30.740 at a comedy show

00:49:31.320 there's nothing

00:49:31.760 it kind of to do

00:49:32.800 it's like

00:49:33.340 we're all fired up

00:49:34.860 but there's nothing

00:49:35.460 to do you know

00:49:36.520 except like

00:49:38.340 sit back down

00:49:39.700 and listen

00:49:40.260 so it's just

00:49:41.040 the weirdest

00:49:41.680 dichotomy man

00:49:43.760 it's a weird

00:49:44.560 or whatever they

00:49:46.340 call it

00:49:46.680 dichotomy

00:49:50.060 dichotomy

00:49:50.800 one or the other

00:49:51.560 oh I got this

00:49:52.820 bad smoothie 0.99

00:49:53.480 damn 1.00

00:49:54.000 oh 1.00

00:49:55.900 oh my god

00:50:00.460 oh

00:50:02.160 is this

00:50:03.940 a

00:50:04.160 this

00:50:04.920 this thing has a

00:50:06.400 real enema type

00:50:07.360 feel to it

00:50:08.120 um

00:50:09.580 I wash it down

00:50:10.520 with some liquid

00:50:11.440 death

00:50:11.880 you know that

00:50:12.480 dude I've been

00:50:12.900 watching that softball

00:50:14.160 let's go

00:50:15.460 boy

00:50:16.040 I've been watching

00:50:18.020 softball

00:50:19.500 dude am I a

00:50:20.440 lesbian

00:50:21.060 oh my gosh

00:50:23.760 I've been watching

00:50:24.440 that s-ball baby 1.00

00:50:25.820 a lot of

00:50:28.080 thicky thicks

00:50:28.960 out there

00:50:29.340 with them

00:50:29.720 sticky sticks

00:50:30.900 you know that

00:50:31.680 dang

00:50:33.120 I mean

00:50:34.880 you could see

00:50:35.400 I wish you

00:50:36.200 kind of knew

00:50:36.700 the menstrual

00:50:37.500 cycle of the

00:50:38.300 team so you

00:50:38.880 were like

00:50:39.240 oh okay

00:50:39.780 these

00:50:40.820 these girls 0.99

00:50:43.160 they

00:50:44.440 got a little

00:50:45.300 grudge

00:50:45.780 they got that

00:50:46.980 grudge

00:50:47.560 it would be

00:50:48.080 like a grudge

00:50:48.780 flow factor

00:50:49.620 okay

00:50:50.680 you know

00:50:52.220 they showed

00:50:52.580 like the moon

00:50:53.260 the moon

00:50:53.920 going

00:50:54.200 whatever

00:50:54.660 you know

00:50:55.240 oh these

00:50:55.580 girls are 0.93

00:50:55.960 half mooning

00:50:56.620 over here

00:50:57.060 and these 1.00

00:50:57.760 bitches is 1.00

00:50:58.340 wolverining 1.00

00:50:59.320 over here

00:51:00.260 but my god

00:51:03.060 you know

00:51:03.600 I

00:51:04.060 I just

00:51:05.440 love watching

00:51:06.080 it

00:51:06.320 I love

00:51:07.220 watching the

00:51:07.800 softball

00:51:08.380 man

00:51:08.720 I like

00:51:10.340 seeing them

00:51:10.800 thighs

00:51:11.220 I like

00:51:11.520 stalking the

00:51:12.200 girls on 0.53

00:51:12.680 instagram

00:51:13.120 I like

00:51:13.880 doing it

00:51:14.340 all

00:51:14.780 you know

00:51:16.480 you're with

00:51:16.820 your girl

00:51:17.120 she's like

00:51:17.400 what are you

00:51:17.740 doing on

00:51:18.140 your phone

00:51:18.540 you're like

00:51:18.800 I don't

00:51:19.380 know

00:51:19.900 JMU

00:51:23.080 just hit

00:51:23.500 a homer

00:51:24.240 you know

00:51:25.940 you're just

00:51:26.360 getting in

00:51:27.000 there man

00:51:28.000 and these

00:51:29.660 girls 0.98

00:51:29.900 and dude

00:51:30.500 one thing

00:51:31.180 that's interesting

00:51:31.540 to the crowd

00:51:32.480 at the softball

00:51:33.320 game

00:51:33.820 is you could

00:51:34.520 hear all

00:51:35.100 these chirpers 1.00

00:51:35.920 a lot of

00:51:37.260 women out 1.00

00:51:37.820 there

00:51:38.280 not a lot

00:51:41.200 of

00:51:41.520 not a lot

00:51:44.420 of fear

00:51:44.820 not a lot

00:51:45.360 you know

00:51:47.900 a lot

00:51:48.260 of real

00:51:48.720 bird

00:51:49.480 on bird

00:51:49.940 action

00:51:50.420 a lot

00:51:52.140 of ladies

00:51:52.560 that like

00:51:52.920 to

00:51:53.160 you know

00:51:56.580 what I'm

00:51:56.840 saying

00:51:57.080 it's taco

00:51:57.620 Tuesday

00:51:58.340 four days

00:52:00.340 a week

00:52:00.740 you know

00:52:01.200 what I'm

00:52:01.400 saying

00:52:01.660 you know

00:52:02.100 what I'm

00:52:02.280 saying

00:52:02.620 you know

00:52:04.300 what I'm

00:52:04.620 saying

00:52:04.980 ah

00:52:06.100 I'm

00:52:07.940 downstairs

00:52:08.540 you know

00:52:09.180 what I'm

00:52:09.400 saying

00:52:09.680 you know

00:52:10.140 what I'm

00:52:10.460 saying

00:52:10.860 so

00:52:13.040 yeah

00:52:14.160 it's just

00:52:14.620 fun to

00:52:15.200 guess

00:52:15.520 like

00:52:15.840 who's

00:52:16.200 really

00:52:16.680 you know

00:52:18.160 out there

00:52:18.500 wallet

00:52:18.940 hopping

00:52:19.300 you see

00:52:19.640 some of

00:52:19.960 the ladies 0.85

00:52:20.440 you know

00:52:20.840 in the

00:52:21.140 stands

00:52:21.580 and they

00:52:21.880 just

00:52:22.140 really

00:52:22.620 those

00:52:24.220 biscuit

00:52:24.720 friskers 0.99

00:52:25.300 you know

00:52:25.580 what I'm

00:52:25.780 saying

00:52:26.000 these

00:52:26.200 ladies 0.99

00:52:26.500 out

00:52:26.760 there

00:52:26.940 they

00:52:27.100 just

00:52:27.280 checking

00:52:27.620 wallet

00:52:28.040 on a

00:52:28.400 lot

00:52:28.580 of

00:52:28.680 these

00:52:28.880 girls 0.98

00:52:29.260 and

00:52:29.480 but

00:52:30.480 it's

00:52:30.660 all

00:52:30.860 beautiful

00:52:31.240 man

00:52:31.460 it's

00:52:31.640 all

00:52:31.860 love

00:52:32.340 you know

00:52:32.760 and

00:52:33.460 happy

00:52:33.740 gay 0.99

00:52:34.040 pride

00:52:34.540 and

00:52:34.740 it's

00:52:35.000 man

00:52:35.920 I

00:52:36.040 just 0.99

00:52:36.220 damn 0.99

00:52:36.440 love 0.99

00:52:36.700 softball

00:52:37.300 and

00:52:38.900 the

00:52:39.020 girl 0.91

00:52:39.220 Montana

00:52:39.800 fouls

00:52:40.300 through

00:52:40.460 a 1.00

00:52:40.660 damn 0.99

00:52:41.060 unlimited 1.00

00:52:44.600 strikeouts

00:52:45.880 or whatever

00:52:46.220 it's

00:52:46.440 called

00:52:46.760 like

00:52:47.240 jeepers 1.00

00:52:48.160 you know

00:52:50.700 and it's

00:52:50.980 just

00:52:51.220 fun

00:52:51.620 you see

00:52:51.980 they

00:52:52.220 are

00:52:52.480 everybody

00:52:52.920 out

00:52:53.360 there

00:52:53.720 they

00:52:54.780 doing

00:52:55.180 it

00:52:55.480 and you

00:52:55.740 see

00:52:55.940 in the

00:52:56.240 distance

00:52:56.640 you know

00:52:57.120 big

00:52:57.980 Tiffany's

00:52:58.640 in the

00:52:58.940 distance

00:52:59.360 and she's

00:52:59.920 stunting

00:53:00.280 like my

00:53:00.720 daddy

00:53:01.080 you know

00:53:02.040 what I'm

00:53:02.260 saying

00:53:02.440 she's

00:53:02.700 just

00:53:04.280 out there

00:53:04.860 manny

00:53:05.240 fresh

00:53:05.620 and it's

00:53:06.060 just

00:53:06.240 really

00:53:06.620 god

00:53:07.360 it's

00:53:07.560 good

00:53:07.800 man

00:53:08.100 I mean

00:53:08.760 what a

00:53:09.160 and it's

00:53:09.840 just

00:53:09.980 fun

00:53:10.260 to watch

00:53:10.820 you know

00:53:11.120 it just

00:53:11.420 there's

00:53:11.660 a lot

00:53:11.920 of

00:53:12.020 action

00:53:12.440 in those

00:53:12.800 games

00:53:13.320 there's

00:53:13.520 a lot

00:53:13.900 of

00:53:14.000 like

00:53:14.140 excitement

00:53:14.700 by the

00:53:15.180 ladies 0.99

00:53:15.700 whereas the

00:53:16.540 guys

00:53:16.940 it's a little

00:53:17.740 more too

00:53:18.200 cool for

00:53:18.640 school a lot

00:53:19.240 of time

00:53:19.580 with the

00:53:19.840 guys

00:53:20.220 you know

00:53:21.400 it's all

00:53:21.780 tobacco

00:53:22.360 and spitting

00:53:23.360 and you

00:53:24.020 know

00:53:24.320 or gum

00:53:26.480 or whatever

00:53:27.060 but the

00:53:28.040 ladies 0.99

00:53:28.360 they got

00:53:29.500 the cheers

00:53:30.120 and the

00:53:30.480 chants

00:53:31.060 and the

00:53:31.420 they're doing

00:53:33.040 it all

00:53:33.540 and they're

00:53:33.860 touching 0.99

00:53:34.180 tits 0.99

00:53:34.660 I mean

00:53:34.840 I saw

00:53:35.080 two of them

00:53:35.620 jump up

00:53:36.880 in the air

00:53:37.260 and just 0.99

00:53:37.540 damn touch 1.00

00:53:38.160 tits 1.00

00:53:38.700 brother

00:53:39.160 you know

00:53:40.660 I don't

00:53:42.600 they'll

00:53:46.260 jump start

00:53:46.900 a civic

00:53:47.460 baby

00:53:47.780 with them

00:53:48.160 milk knuckles

00:53:48.940 baby

00:53:49.260 let's go

00:53:49.880 and here's

00:53:50.700 one

00:53:50.880 here's

00:53:51.160 one right

00:53:51.440 here

00:53:51.560 this is

00:53:51.920 thank you

00:53:52.560 for sending

00:53:52.800 this in

00:53:53.100 this is

00:53:53.640 naked

00:53:54.040 woman 1.00

00:53:54.460 destroys

00:53:55.020 outback

00:53:56.320 that just

00:54:01.120 breaks my

00:54:01.540 heart man

00:54:01.960 first of all

00:54:02.860 first of all

00:54:05.240 lady you in

00:54:05.680 here we

00:54:06.180 just got

00:54:06.920 restaurants

00:54:07.720 open

00:54:08.540 lady

00:54:09.280 we just

00:54:11.720 got them

00:54:12.200 open

00:54:12.640 and you

00:54:15.320 know how

00:54:15.640 hard it is

00:54:16.060 to get

00:54:16.380 anything

00:54:16.740 imported

00:54:17.260 right now

00:54:17.920 huh

00:54:19.380 and you

00:54:21.440 out here

00:54:21.900 at outback

00:54:22.620 okay

00:54:24.300 you out here

00:54:25.920 at the

00:54:26.480 australian

00:54:27.640 what is it

00:54:29.960 called

00:54:30.280 center of

00:54:31.060 teamwork

00:54:32.640 you're out

00:54:33.860 here at the

00:54:34.500 australian

00:54:35.520 consulate

00:54:36.340 in wherever

00:54:38.220 this is

00:54:38.840 buffalo

00:54:39.280 new york

00:54:40.140 and you

00:54:41.720 can't handle

00:54:42.460 yourself

00:54:43.080 this is

00:54:46.400 why we

00:54:46.920 can't have

00:54:47.600 nice

00:54:48.000 things

00:54:48.800 look at

00:54:54.380 her

00:54:54.560 oh

00:54:57.760 and she's

00:54:59.040 naked

00:54:59.360 look at

00:54:59.820 this

00:55:00.200 you don't

00:55:02.080 bring a

00:55:02.480 blooming onion

00:55:03.340 to a

00:55:04.040 blooming onion

00:55:04.840 honey

00:55:05.200 okay

00:55:06.240 good

00:55:08.000 christ

00:55:08.900 oh

00:55:14.200 and the

00:55:15.520 guy asked

00:55:16.200 he said

00:55:16.660 look

00:55:16.980 this is

00:55:17.580 the worst

00:55:17.940 part about

00:55:18.420 having to

00:55:18.840 work at a

00:55:19.440 corporate

00:55:20.000 thing

00:55:20.280 he goes

00:55:20.980 ma'am

00:55:21.580 please

00:55:22.180 and she

00:55:24.500 don't get

00:55:25.000 it

00:55:25.380 she don't 0.66

00:55:27.300 get it

00:55:27.800 little

00:55:28.120 tiffany

00:55:28.700 can't

00:55:29.980 tighten

00:55:30.600 up

00:55:31.060 for one

00:55:32.540 minute

00:55:32.900 she's out

00:55:34.300 here

00:55:34.520 showing that

00:55:35.380 slick wallet

00:55:36.200 to everybody

00:55:36.940 at the

00:55:38.520 dang

00:55:39.060 outback

00:55:40.320 my

00:55:42.120 favorite part

00:55:42.940 there's a

00:55:43.400 woman waiting 0.95

00:55:44.540 in the

00:55:44.960 distance

00:55:45.500 there's a

00:55:47.280 woman 0.99

00:55:47.540 there's a

00:55:49.780 woman waiting 0.95

00:55:50.580 to be seated

00:55:51.460 still in the

00:55:52.060 foyer

00:55:52.340 she's gonna

00:55:53.220 stay and

00:55:53.820 ride it

00:55:54.180 out

00:55:54.440 she's like

00:55:55.500 you know

00:55:55.840 I drove

00:55:56.300 over here

00:55:56.840 I'm gonna

00:55:57.100 still see

00:55:57.520 if they

00:55:57.780 can get

00:55:58.100 me in

00:55:58.620 ooh

00:56:09.900 ooh

00:56:10.160 and you

00:56:10.380 can see

00:56:10.640 a little

00:56:10.860 bit of

00:56:11.120 booty

00:56:11.380 right there 1.00

00:56:11.940 damn 1.00

00:56:12.440 boy 1.00

00:56:12.860 ooh

00:56:13.440 ooh

00:56:14.300 shorty

00:56:15.500 got that

00:56:15.940 back

00:56:16.320 smile 1.00

00:56:16.860 damn 0.98

00:56:17.760 now here 0.99

00:56:24.460 comes the

00:56:24.820 officer

00:56:25.140 baby

00:56:25.440 let's

00:56:25.800 go

00:56:26.500 oh

00:56:29.500 yeah

00:56:29.760 oh

00:56:32.720 this is

00:56:33.000 like

00:56:33.120 CSI

00:56:33.720 Australia

00:56:34.340 dude

00:56:34.820 this is

00:56:35.320 it

00:56:35.600 she's

00:56:36.340 throwing

00:56:36.760 stuff

00:56:37.160 at this

00:56:37.520 cop

00:56:37.860 what

00:56:39.180 and I

00:56:40.760 want to

00:56:41.000 apologize

00:56:41.420 to

00:56:41.760 Australia

00:56:42.160 man

00:56:42.400 we

00:56:42.640 you know

00:56:44.260 we better

00:56:44.720 than this

00:56:45.220 we better

00:56:47.080 than

00:56:48.080 this

00:56:49.140 she

00:57:00.680 she just 0.65

00:57:00.880 told the cop

00:57:01.300 when I'm at

00:57:01.740 a club

00:57:02.380 that

00:57:03.260 she is

00:57:03.880 treated

00:57:04.120 a certain

00:57:04.520 type

00:57:04.780 of way

00:57:05.160 well 1.00

00:57:05.960 bitch 1.00

00:57:06.260 this is 1.00

00:57:06.880 Australia

00:57:07.640 okay

00:57:09.220 and

00:57:10.960 your little 1.00

00:57:11.480 woke ass 1.00

00:57:12.100 about to 0.99

00:57:12.480 go to

00:57:12.780 sleep

00:57:13.100 he

00:57:17.460 shook

00:57:17.840 her

00:57:18.100 oh

00:57:18.640 on your

00:57:19.600 stomach

00:57:20.040 on your

00:57:21.780 stomach

00:57:23.300 you're

00:57:23.540 gonna

00:57:23.620 get

00:57:23.840 again

00:57:24.280 oh

00:57:25.100 and he

00:57:27.220 he 0.62

00:57:27.540 freaking 0.55

00:57:28.000 he lit

00:57:28.560 her up

00:57:28.940 baby

00:57:29.280 that's

00:57:31.400 that

00:57:31.520 December

00:57:31.900 25th

00:57:32.700 baby

00:57:32.900 he gave

00:57:33.280 her

00:57:33.360 that 0.99

00:57:33.520 freaking

00:57:33.900 that

00:57:34.900 pistol

00:57:35.300 Christmas

00:57:35.800 daddy

00:57:36.180 you feel

00:57:36.600 me

00:57:36.780 she got

00:57:37.480 tased

00:57:37.880 up

00:57:38.260 you can

00:57:39.080 see her

00:57:39.380 just

00:57:39.540 hit 1.00

00:57:39.700 them 1.00

00:57:39.860 kookaburra

00:57:40.440 wings

00:57:40.920 dog

00:57:41.440 that's

00:57:43.840 what you

00:57:44.120 get

00:57:44.600 that's

00:57:45.940 what you

00:57:46.240 get

00:57:46.520 ladies 0.99

00:57:46.900 when your

00:57:47.240 dad

00:57:47.820 doesn't

00:57:49.200 you know

00:57:51.100 kind of

00:57:51.540 teach you

00:57:51.860 how to

00:57:52.100 do stuff

00:57:52.580 properly

00:57:53.120 and right

00:57:54.640 there

00:57:54.980 and that's

00:57:55.540 probably

00:57:55.780 addiction

00:57:56.260 right there

00:57:56.780 as well

00:57:57.220 but shout

00:57:58.320 out Australia

00:57:58.840 man we

00:57:59.160 love you

00:57:59.540 guys

00:57:59.960 and you

00:58:01.100 know

00:58:01.280 that's

00:58:01.740 not us

00:58:02.300 that's 1.00

00:58:03.280 that bitch 1.00

00:58:04.520 and we 1.00

00:58:06.140 ain't her

00:58:07.400 so

00:58:08.800 I love

00:58:10.740 you guys

00:58:11.360 and I

00:58:11.860 can't

00:58:12.080 wait to

00:58:12.300 get back

00:58:12.640 over to

00:58:12.920 Australia

00:58:13.260 and I'm

00:58:13.480 sorry about

00:58:13.900 everything

00:58:14.200 with that

00:58:14.580 lady

00:58:14.860 dang

00:58:15.580 boy

00:58:16.040 he gave

00:58:17.240 her that

00:58:17.500 signature

00:58:17.960 sampler

00:58:18.620 boy

00:58:18.940 and she

00:58:21.240 broke all

00:58:21.920 that dish

00:58:22.620 where we

00:58:23.220 just got

00:58:24.120 restaurants

00:58:24.700 open

00:58:25.580 and this

00:58:27.400 is what

00:58:27.780 you do

00:58:28.380 I hope

00:58:31.380 they spray

00:58:32.220 that broad

00:58:33.020 down with

00:58:33.760 COVID

00:58:34.180 here's one

00:58:35.420 other that

00:58:35.860 came in

00:58:36.400 Jolly B

00:58:37.520 faces

00:58:38.860 backlash

00:58:39.660 after

00:58:40.200 a customer

00:58:40.700 receives

00:58:41.140 deep

00:58:41.500 fried

00:58:41.880 towel

00:58:42.480 instead

00:58:43.640 of

00:58:43.860 fried

00:58:44.100 chicken

00:58:44.380 Philippine

00:58:45.720 fast

00:58:46.260 food

00:58:46.700 chain

00:58:47.200 Jolly B

00:58:48.060 Jolly B

00:58:49.580 is facing

00:58:50.940 backlash

00:58:51.240 after a

00:58:51.680 customer

00:58:51.860 allegedly

00:58:52.200 received

00:58:52.540 a deep

00:58:52.820 fried

00:58:53.040 towel

00:58:53.420 instead

00:58:54.080 of

00:58:54.240 its

00:58:54.380 famous

00:58:54.740 crispy

00:58:55.160 fried

00:58:55.760 chicken

00:58:56.100 you know

00:58:57.940 people say

00:58:58.320 they want

00:58:58.560 to eat

00:58:58.760 clean

00:58:59.180 but do

00:59:00.920 they

00:59:01.240 really

00:59:02.040 want to

00:59:03.880 eat

00:59:04.100 clean

00:59:04.480 that's

00:59:06.700 really

00:59:06.840 all I

00:59:07.040 got

00:59:07.200 on

00:59:07.880 that

00:59:08.260 what

00:59:10.380 else

00:59:10.580 we

00:59:10.720 got

00:59:10.960 here

00:59:11.140 man

00:59:11.340 some

00:59:11.540 other

00:59:11.720 nice

00:59:12.060 things

00:59:12.340 that

00:59:12.500 came

00:59:12.800 in

00:59:13.180 let

00:59:13.760 me

00:59:13.900 get

00:59:14.440 to

00:59:14.580 a

00:59:14.700 question

00:59:14.960 from

00:59:15.180 one

00:59:15.360 of

00:59:15.480 you

00:59:15.640 guys

00:59:16.080 and

00:59:16.400 thank

00:59:18.580 you

00:59:18.720 for

00:59:18.940 it

00:59:20.300 here

00:59:22.020 we

00:59:22.140 go

00:59:23.020 oh

00:59:31.520 yeah

00:59:31.820 out

00:59:32.920 there

00:59:33.060 near

00:59:33.260 red

00:59:34.360 wing

00:59:34.680 man

00:59:34.960 and

00:59:35.760 red

00:59:36.080 wing

00:59:36.360 is

00:59:36.540 definitely

00:59:36.980 that's

00:59:38.760 that

00:59:38.900 menstrual

00:59:39.280 cycle

00:59:39.540 bird

00:59:39.980 you know

00:59:40.240 what

00:59:40.360 I'm

00:59:40.480 saying

00:59:40.760 baby

00:59:41.100 we

00:59:41.520 actually

00:59:41.820 dip

00:59:42.260 it

00:59:42.420 we

00:59:42.840 actually

00:59:43.100 dip

00:59:43.540 into

00:59:43.720 a

00:59:43.900 slip

00:59:44.240 one

00:59:44.480 time

00:59:44.780 which

00:59:44.940 he's

00:59:45.100 taking

00:59:45.340 off

00:59:45.700 and

00:59:46.780 then

00:59:47.020 you

00:59:47.200 know

00:59:47.380 you

00:59:48.480 you

00:59:48.680 know

00:59:51.000 it's

00:59:51.160 a

00:59:51.320 little

00:59:51.600 bit

00:59:51.720 of

00:59:51.860 a

00:59:52.200 turbulence

00:59:55.540 on the

00:59:55.920 course

00:59:56.160 baby

00:59:56.440 when you

00:59:57.540 got that

00:59:57.880 heavy

00:59:58.100 wing

00:59:58.440 a little

00:59:58.700 bit

00:59:58.840 ironed

00:59:59.240 out

00:59:59.480 and

01:00:00.060 also

01:00:00.320 in

01:00:00.520 that

01:00:00.660 area

01:00:00.920 where

01:00:01.120 you

01:00:01.260 live

01:00:01.660 is

01:00:01.880 where

01:00:02.720 you

01:00:02.960 are

01:00:03.200 that's

01:00:03.980 where

01:00:04.440 Billy

01:00:07.460 Valens

01:00:08.040 died

01:00:08.540 Richie

01:00:09.740 Valens

01:00:10.520 and

01:00:11.700 the

01:00:11.820 big

01:00:12.000 bopper

01:00:12.640 they

01:00:13.280 died

01:00:13.700 over

01:00:13.880 there

01:00:14.060 in

01:00:14.140 that

01:00:14.260 plane

01:00:14.620 crash

01:00:15.280 a lot

01:00:16.740 of

01:00:16.820 people

01:00:16.940 don't

01:00:17.100 remember

01:00:17.300 that

01:00:17.420 but

01:00:17.520 the

01:00:17.640 movie

01:00:17.800 La

01:00:18.020 Bamba 0.89

01:00:18.420 and

01:00:20.020 hate

01:00:20.160 to

01:00:20.300 spoil

01:00:20.540 the

01:00:20.720 ending

01:00:20.980 but

01:00:21.460 they

01:00:24.280 died

01:00:24.660 there

01:00:24.900 and

01:00:25.080 kind

01:00:25.600 of

01:00:25.740 on

01:00:26.100 the

01:00:26.240 Iowa

01:00:26.700 Minnesota

01:00:27.360 border

01:00:27.880 around

01:00:28.300 there

01:00:28.620 and

01:00:30.000 I

01:00:30.100 believe

01:00:30.300 it's

01:00:30.480 down

01:00:30.660 near

01:00:31.000 where

01:00:31.140 you

01:00:31.340 are

01:00:31.620 what

01:00:31.980 else

01:00:32.120 we

01:00:32.200 got

01:00:32.360 onward

01:00:32.740 Evan

01:00:32.920 thank

01:00:33.180 you

01:00:33.400 right off

01:00:35.600 the

01:00:35.760 old mighty

01:00:36.200 Mississippi

01:00:36.680 river

01:00:37.300 I

01:00:37.920 just

01:00:38.080 looking

01:00:38.520 for

01:00:38.700 some

01:00:38.980 advice

01:00:39.420 for

01:00:39.580 me

01:00:39.720 I

01:00:39.980 have

01:00:40.060 been

01:00:40.180 seeing

01:00:40.420 this

01:00:40.580 girl 0.91

01:00:40.780 for

01:00:40.960 a few

01:00:41.240 months

01:00:41.580 and

01:00:41.960 she

01:00:42.440 took

01:00:42.720 off

01:00:42.960 today

01:00:43.300 for

01:00:43.540 basic

01:00:43.960 training

01:00:44.600 for

01:00:45.780 the

01:00:46.020 military

01:00:46.880 she's

01:00:47.260 going

01:00:47.400 to be

01:00:47.540 in

01:00:47.640 the

01:00:47.740 national

01:00:48.080 guard

01:00:48.480 and

01:00:49.120 I

01:00:50.580 know

01:00:50.720 I'm

01:00:50.820 going to

01:00:50.960 have

01:00:51.120 some

01:00:51.240 down

01:00:51.480 time

01:00:51.760 I'm

01:00:51.940 going to

01:00:52.320 be

01:00:52.800 kind

01:00:53.020 of

01:00:53.120 bumming

01:00:53.440 or

01:00:53.620 whatever

01:00:54.380 but

01:00:56.240 I

01:00:56.360 go

01:00:56.760 fishing

01:00:57.100 a lot

01:00:57.440 maybe

01:00:57.640 that

01:00:57.820 might

01:00:58.020 be

01:00:58.160 my

01:00:58.320 way

01:00:58.540 to

01:00:58.660 unwind

01:00:59.360 and

01:00:59.600 get

01:00:59.960 my

01:01:00.120 mind

01:01:00.340 off

01:01:00.560 things

01:01:00.840 but

01:01:01.180 I

01:01:01.980 just

01:01:02.160 kind

01:01:02.360 of

01:01:02.440 looking

01:01:02.660 like

01:01:02.960 what

01:01:03.140 you've

01:01:03.420 done

01:01:03.620 maybe

01:01:03.900 if

01:01:04.060 it's

01:01:04.220 been

01:01:04.360 like

01:01:04.560 a

01:01:04.660 long

01:01:04.900 distance

01:01:05.320 relationship

01:01:06.060 or

01:01:06.440 just

01:01:06.680 knowing

01:01:07.080 you're

01:01:07.280 going

01:01:07.380 to be

01:01:07.640 away

01:01:07.920 from

01:01:08.100 someone

01:01:08.420 you care

01:01:08.880 about

01:01:09.120 for a

01:01:09.380 long

01:01:09.560 time

01:01:09.780 how you

01:01:10.120 kind

01:01:10.340 of

01:01:10.460 dealt

01:01:10.680 with

01:01:10.880 that

01:01:11.160 because

01:01:11.520 you know

01:01:13.340 it's only

01:01:13.640 three months

01:01:14.240 and they'll

01:01:14.620 end

01:01:14.920 you know

01:01:15.500 it's not

01:01:15.880 that bad

01:01:16.480 but

01:01:16.820 there's

01:01:17.460 no way

01:01:17.780 for me

01:01:18.040 to

01:01:18.160 communicate

01:01:18.560 with

01:01:18.980 her

01:01:19.240 but

01:01:20.080 letters

01:01:20.600 you know

01:01:21.300 you can't

01:01:21.720 talk to

01:01:22.180 them on

01:01:22.480 the cell

01:01:22.800 phone

01:01:23.000 or

01:01:23.140 nothing

01:01:23.420 but

01:01:23.820 I

01:01:24.840 just

01:01:25.000 kind

01:01:25.180 of

01:01:25.240 reaching

01:01:25.480 out

01:01:25.700 to

01:01:25.800 you

01:01:25.900 man

01:01:26.120 looking

01:01:26.340 for

01:01:26.640 kind

01:01:27.740 of

01:01:28.440 your

01:01:28.700 wisdom

01:01:29.060 or

01:01:29.240 your

01:01:29.360 advice

01:01:29.700 on

01:01:29.880 the

01:01:30.020 topic

01:01:30.340 if

01:01:30.560 you

01:01:30.660 have

01:01:30.800 an

01:01:30.920 experience

01:01:31.480 well

01:01:32.800 thank

01:01:33.120 you

01:01:33.240 man

01:01:33.540 you know

01:01:34.380 I've

01:01:34.560 long

01:01:35.040 cheated

01:01:36.740 on every 0.90

01:01:37.160 woman 0.99

01:01:37.420 I've

01:01:37.600 ever

01:01:37.800 dated

01:01:38.180 and

01:01:38.420 been

01:01:38.660 a

01:01:38.920 you know

01:01:41.940 been a

01:01:42.320 real dirt

01:01:42.860 diver

01:01:43.320 over there

01:01:43.900 you know

01:01:45.060 I run

01:01:45.400 across

01:01:45.720 the yard

01:01:46.180 to smell

01:01:46.660 something

01:01:47.040 that's

01:01:47.280 the kind

01:01:47.580 of animal

01:01:47.900 I am

01:01:48.400 but

01:01:50.260 but

01:01:52.120 I have

01:01:52.400 had

01:01:52.520 some

01:01:52.700 moments

01:01:52.980 when I

01:01:53.200 was

01:01:53.320 in

01:01:53.460 love

01:01:53.700 also

01:01:53.980 where

01:01:54.160 I

01:01:54.280 behaved

01:01:54.680 as a

01:01:55.120 as a

01:01:55.640 as a

01:01:56.280 lover

01:01:56.520 you know

01:01:57.040 I mean

01:01:58.860 and you

01:01:59.260 can be

01:01:59.580 two

01:01:59.800 things

01:02:00.260 you know

01:02:00.540 you can

01:02:00.900 be

01:02:01.380 someone

01:02:03.320 who's

01:02:03.600 loving

01:02:03.900 and caring

01:02:04.400 you can

01:02:04.660 also be

01:02:05.280 at the

01:02:05.980 same

01:02:06.220 time

01:02:06.660 someone

01:02:06.940 who

01:02:07.080 has

01:02:07.260 an

01:02:07.360 affliction

01:02:08.980 and really

01:02:09.320 gives

01:02:09.720 in to

01:02:10.040 those

01:02:10.260 dark

01:02:10.640 arts

01:02:11.040 of

01:02:12.040 touching

01:02:12.400 titty 0.97

01:02:12.820 you know

01:02:13.220 of

01:02:13.820 reaching

01:02:14.080 for that

01:02:14.440 third

01:02:14.740 top

01:02:15.140 when your

01:02:16.620 lady's

01:02:16.980 already

01:02:17.220 got

01:02:17.500 two

01:02:17.820 you know

01:02:18.480 or

01:02:19.600 reaching

01:02:19.860 for that

01:02:20.200 second

01:02:20.520 handrail

01:02:21.100 when your

01:02:21.480 man's

01:02:21.920 already

01:02:22.200 weaned

01:02:22.680 up

01:02:22.960 and

01:02:25.480 and you

01:02:28.700 know

01:02:28.780 I used

01:02:29.020 to do

01:02:29.200 some

01:02:29.380 nice

01:02:29.700 things

01:02:30.160 man

01:02:30.560 I

01:02:30.760 remember

01:02:31.200 I

01:02:31.420 gave

01:02:31.640 this

01:02:31.880 girl 0.91

01:02:32.100 a

01:02:32.300 nice

01:02:32.660 box

01:02:33.200 of

01:02:33.400 like

01:02:33.800 candies

01:02:35.840 and

01:02:36.120 different

01:02:36.400 things

01:02:37.000 like

01:02:37.300 you know

01:02:38.580 kind

01:02:38.880 of

01:02:39.020 like

01:02:39.320 I

01:02:40.060 don't

01:02:40.220 remember

01:02:40.660 like

01:02:40.940 I

01:02:41.080 do

01:02:41.300 remember

01:02:41.760 but

01:02:41.960 I'm

01:02:42.080 just

01:02:42.260 ashamed

01:02:42.680 to

01:02:42.860 say

01:02:42.980 I

01:02:43.100 made

01:02:43.280 like

01:02:43.440 a

01:02:43.580 nice

01:02:43.880 buy

01:02:44.220 had

01:02:44.420 like

01:02:44.560 all

01:02:44.720 these

01:02:44.900 like

01:02:45.080 little

01:02:45.280 fires

01:02:45.920 in it

01:02:46.340 and

01:02:46.460 like

01:02:46.740 it

01:02:47.380 was

01:02:47.540 like

01:02:47.800 you

01:02:47.940 know

01:02:48.080 I

01:02:48.360 got

01:02:48.540 the

01:02:48.720 hots

01:02:49.080 for

01:02:49.320 you

01:02:49.600 and

01:02:50.120 it

01:02:50.220 had

01:02:50.360 some

01:02:50.520 red

01:02:50.820 hots

01:02:51.140 in

01:02:51.300 that 1.00

01:02:51.500 bitch 1.00

01:02:51.880 and 1.00

01:02:52.000 a

01:02:52.120 little

01:02:52.240 fire

01:02:52.720 engine

01:02:53.180 little

01:02:54.220 Clifford

01:02:54.740 the

01:02:54.880 dog

01:02:55.320 little

01:02:55.600 tickle 0.99

01:02:56.000 me

01:02:56.160 Alma

01:02:56.560 you

01:02:57.620 know

01:02:57.840 had

01:02:58.060 a

01:02:58.240 gauze

01:02:59.020 kit

01:02:59.320 for

01:02:59.520 like

01:02:59.680 a

01:02:59.820 burn

01:03:00.120 victim

01:03:00.480 type

01:03:00.800 of

01:03:00.920 thing

01:03:01.220 in

01:03:01.400 there

01:03:01.760 had

01:03:02.540 some

01:03:02.780 aloe

01:03:03.540 vera

01:03:04.000 in

01:03:04.200 there

01:03:04.460 everything

01:03:04.880 you

01:03:05.700 know

01:03:05.860 picture

01:03:06.200 of a

01:03:06.520 skin

01:03:06.840 graft

01:03:07.220 surgery

01:03:07.720 or

01:03:07.900 something

01:03:08.060 that

01:03:08.200 I

01:03:08.320 printed

01:03:08.700 back

01:03:09.920 when

01:03:10.060 the

01:03:10.200 printer

01:03:10.440 ink

01:03:10.760 it

01:03:10.860 was

01:03:10.960 like

01:03:11.260 you

01:03:11.520 got

01:03:12.160 you

01:03:12.320 put

01:03:12.520 you

01:03:13.180 printed

01:03:13.400 one

01:03:13.740 thing

01:03:14.060 and

01:03:14.180 you

01:03:14.280 had

01:03:14.360 to

01:03:14.460 go

01:03:14.600 get

01:03:14.800 a

01:03:15.280 new

01:03:15.480 ink

01:03:15.780 and

01:03:15.940 your

01:03:16.080 dad

01:03:16.360 was

01:03:16.540 pissed

01:03:16.980 and 0.73

01:03:17.160 your

01:03:17.300 stepdad

01:03:17.720 was

01:03:17.900 also

01:03:18.180 pissed

01:03:18.620 dude 0.57

01:03:18.880 and

01:03:19.060 he

01:03:19.800 wasn't

01:03:20.000 even

01:03:20.140 really

01:03:20.380 your

01:03:20.560 stepdad

01:03:20.960 he

01:03:21.080 was

01:03:21.180 a

01:03:21.320 man

01:03:21.540 letting

01:03:21.800 you

01:03:22.020 live

01:03:22.340 at

01:03:22.440 his

01:03:22.580 home

01:03:22.920 but

01:03:25.740 I

01:03:26.940 think

01:03:27.200 do

01:03:27.360 be

01:03:27.580 sweet

01:03:28.000 you

01:03:28.940 know

01:03:29.020 it's

01:03:29.160 funny

01:03:29.380 because

01:03:29.520 I

01:03:29.600 was

01:03:29.700 just

01:03:29.860 talking

01:03:30.100 in

01:03:30.220 the

01:03:30.260 beginning

01:03:30.460 now

01:03:30.700 about

01:03:30.900 how

01:03:31.060 there's

01:03:31.260 no

01:03:31.400 connection

01:03:31.840 there's

01:03:32.040 no

01:03:32.180 ability

01:03:32.600 to be

01:03:32.860 a

01:03:33.040 storyteller

01:03:33.560 this

01:03:34.080 is

01:03:34.240 a

01:03:34.400 chance

01:03:34.700 for

01:03:34.880 you

01:03:35.000 to

01:03:35.160 be

01:03:35.360 that

01:03:35.660 you

01:03:37.760 know

01:03:37.880 whether

01:03:38.160 this

01:03:38.420 relationship

01:03:38.960 works

01:03:39.340 out

01:03:39.520 or

01:03:39.620 not

01:03:39.760 which

01:03:39.940 I

01:03:40.080 hope

01:03:40.260 it

01:03:40.400 does

01:03:40.880 and

01:03:42.060 thank

01:03:42.340 your

01:03:42.480 lady

01:03:42.660 for

01:03:42.860 her

01:03:43.060 service

01:03:43.360 but

01:03:43.580 this

01:03:43.800 is

01:03:43.940 a

01:03:44.100 chance

01:03:44.400 for

01:03:44.600 you

01:03:44.800 to

01:03:45.000 I

01:03:46.800 don't

01:03:46.980 know

01:03:47.260 explore

01:03:47.980 how

01:03:48.280 you

01:03:48.440 feel

01:03:48.760 about

01:03:48.980 when

01:03:49.180 she

01:03:49.360 is

01:03:49.560 gone

01:03:49.960 you

01:03:51.940 know

01:03:52.040 how

01:03:52.160 you

01:03:52.320 make

01:03:52.520 me

01:03:52.680 feel

01:03:52.920 like

01:03:53.160 this

01:03:53.620 you

01:03:54.860 know

01:03:55.140 or

01:03:55.360 this

01:03:55.580 is

01:03:55.700 some

01:03:55.860 things

01:03:56.100 I

01:03:56.240 think

01:03:56.460 about

01:03:56.820 and

01:03:58.560 also

01:03:58.840 try to

01:03:59.220 have

01:03:59.380 some

01:03:59.560 respect

01:03:59.920 for

01:04:00.080 yourself

01:04:00.360 and

01:04:00.520 not

01:04:00.720 overdo

01:04:01.260 it

01:04:01.560 you

01:04:03.920 know

01:04:04.140 you

01:04:05.520 don't

01:04:05.640 need

01:04:05.740 to

01:04:05.860 write

01:04:06.060 every

01:04:06.460 day

01:04:06.680 that's

01:04:06.920 too

01:04:07.020 much

01:04:07.180 a

01:04:07.280 responsibility

01:04:07.880 you

01:04:08.420 know

01:04:08.640 but

01:04:12.020 it

01:04:12.180 sounds

01:04:12.420 like

01:04:12.580 you

01:04:12.700 guys

01:04:12.880 have

01:04:13.020 a

01:04:13.140 pretty

01:04:13.280 good

01:04:13.480 foundation

01:04:13.880 you

01:04:14.060 don't

01:04:14.200 sound

01:04:14.420 really

01:04:14.640 concerned

01:04:15.100 about

01:04:15.360 that

01:04:15.580 you

01:04:15.700 just

01:04:15.920 sound

01:04:16.200 like

01:04:17.200 you're

01:04:17.340 just

01:04:17.480 thinking

01:04:17.700 about

01:04:17.920 how

01:04:18.060 to

01:04:18.180 handle

01:04:18.500 it

01:04:18.780 and

01:04:20.280 what

01:04:20.460 I've

01:04:20.700 done

01:04:20.980 man

01:04:21.260 is

01:04:21.460 yeah

01:04:21.660 just

01:04:21.900 done

01:04:22.100 some

01:04:22.280 nice

01:04:22.580 things

01:04:22.960 try to

01:04:23.240 do

01:04:23.400 some

01:04:23.600 thoughtful

01:04:23.980 things

01:04:24.760 you know

01:04:27.420 try to

01:04:27.800 like

01:04:28.000 include

01:04:28.420 sometimes

01:04:28.800 her

01:04:28.960 family

01:04:29.460 or

01:04:29.660 something

01:04:29.960 and

01:04:30.280 you

01:04:30.620 know

01:04:30.740 make

01:04:30.940 like

01:04:31.100 a

01:04:31.220 nice

01:04:31.420 little

01:04:31.620 deal

01:04:31.980 for

01:04:32.320 send

01:04:32.700 it

01:04:32.980 yeah

01:04:36.860 it's

01:04:37.120 a different

01:04:37.380 time

01:04:37.760 now

01:04:38.000 we're

01:04:38.200 the

01:04:38.340 Goldilocks

01:04:38.960 you know

01:04:39.360 a lot

01:04:39.580 of

01:04:39.700 men

01:04:39.940 are

01:04:40.120 at

01:04:40.260 home

01:04:40.580 and

01:04:41.600 women 1.00

01:04:41.880 out

01:04:42.080 there

01:04:42.220 doing

01:04:42.440 electricity

01:04:43.080 and

01:04:43.520 doing

01:04:43.840 you

01:04:45.400 know

01:04:45.560 working

01:04:45.840 at

01:04:46.000 the

01:04:46.160 blood

01:04:46.460 bank

01:04:46.860 or

01:04:47.020 whatever

01:04:47.340 so

01:04:49.440 but

01:04:51.240 I just

01:04:51.540 think

01:04:51.680 it's

01:04:51.820 nice

01:04:52.020 that

01:04:52.140 you

01:04:52.240 even

01:04:52.440 care

01:04:52.820 bro

01:04:53.160 that's

01:04:54.060 nice

01:04:54.300 a lot

01:04:54.600 of

01:04:54.700 people

01:04:54.860 be like 1.00

01:04:55.160 damn 0.99

01:04:55.540 I hope 1.00

01:04:57.380 they send

01:04:57.800 this girl

01:04:58.120 to fight

01:04:58.520 in Iraq

01:04:59.080 because

01:04:59.380 I'm ready

01:04:59.760 for a

01:05:00.160 break

01:05:00.600 you know

01:05:01.040 so

01:05:01.540 I think

01:05:03.020 it's

01:05:03.180 beautiful

01:05:03.540 for us

01:05:04.540 to take

01:05:04.820 that moment

01:05:05.240 and see

01:05:05.480 that you

01:05:05.800 care

01:05:06.120 Evan

01:05:06.420 and

01:05:06.620 yeah

01:05:09.120 I think

01:05:09.460 this is

01:05:10.160 also a

01:05:10.500 good

01:05:10.620 opportunity

01:05:11.040 for you

01:05:11.300 to do

01:05:11.620 some

01:05:11.840 things

01:05:12.080 you

01:05:12.220 want

01:05:12.480 to

01:05:12.660 do

01:05:13.040 that

01:05:15.120 you

01:05:15.260 don't

01:05:15.460 have

01:05:15.660 that

01:05:15.860 time

01:05:16.180 when

01:05:16.340 you

01:05:16.420 have

01:05:16.520 that

01:05:16.680 immediate

01:05:17.860 constant

01:05:18.520 day to

01:05:18.940 day

01:05:19.120 connection

01:05:19.660 you know

01:05:21.400 it's

01:05:21.540 hard

01:05:21.660 to get

01:05:21.880 your

01:05:22.000 hands

01:05:22.240 dirty

01:05:22.480 if 0.57

01:05:22.640 you

01:05:22.720 got

01:05:22.840 to

01:05:22.940 high

01:05:23.160 five

01:05:23.480 somebody

01:05:23.880 every

01:05:24.120 day

01:05:24.280 with

01:05:24.400 a

01:05:24.500 clean

01:05:24.760 hand

01:05:25.100 so

01:05:26.940 this

01:05:27.160 is

01:05:27.240 a

01:05:27.340 chance

01:05:27.600 for you

01:05:27.820 to

01:05:27.940 maybe

01:05:28.120 do

01:05:28.380 something

01:05:28.660 new

01:05:29.040 learn

01:05:30.140 how

01:05:30.300 to

01:05:30.400 do

01:05:30.540 a

01:05:30.680 cheese

01:05:31.040 or

01:05:31.240 something

01:05:31.460 a

01:05:31.620 gruyere

01:05:32.240 you know

01:05:34.440 learn

01:05:34.940 how to

01:05:35.220 prove

01:05:35.480 alone

01:05:36.000 you feel

01:05:36.780 me

01:05:37.000 by

01:05:37.820 yourself

01:05:38.300 you know

01:05:42.880 you can

01:05:43.100 learn how

01:05:43.360 to bake

01:05:43.780 or learn

01:05:44.060 how to

01:05:44.300 shuffle

01:05:44.620 or learn

01:05:45.000 how to 1.00

01:05:46.180 shit 1.00

01:05:46.320 you can 1.00

01:05:46.560 do

01:05:46.800 praise

01:05:47.900 god

01:05:48.260 baby

01:05:48.540 good luck

01:05:49.780 over there

01:05:50.120 man

01:05:50.340 I think

01:05:50.600 you got

01:05:50.940 it

01:05:51.140 I think

01:05:51.840 you can

01:05:52.060 do just

01:05:52.500 fine

01:05:52.880 man

01:05:53.300 but don't

01:05:56.600 just take

01:05:57.020 care of

01:05:57.280 her

01:05:57.400 also take

01:05:57.900 care of

01:05:58.200 you

01:05:58.440 what else

01:05:59.640 we got

01:06:00.120 here we

01:06:00.540 go

01:06:00.800 Kevin

01:06:01.180 from

01:06:01.420 Houston

01:06:01.860 I wanted

01:06:05.580 to let

01:06:06.240 you know

01:06:06.540 about a

01:06:07.160 encounter

01:06:08.260 I had

01:06:08.700 with a

01:06:09.040 fellow

01:06:09.460 this past

01:06:10.060 weekend

01:06:10.400 enthusiast

01:06:11.080 so I'm

01:06:12.620 a pet

01:06:12.980 technician

01:06:13.300 and my

01:06:14.600 last stop

01:06:15.100 of the

01:06:15.300 day

01:06:15.580 it was

01:06:15.960 pouring

01:06:16.280 rain

01:06:16.600 and

01:06:16.760 Houston

01:06:17.040 really

01:06:18.080 didn't

01:06:18.280 want

01:06:18.480 to

01:06:18.580 do

01:06:18.720 it

01:06:18.820 I

01:06:18.960 could

01:06:19.160 have

01:06:19.280 called

01:06:19.580 out

01:06:20.200 and

01:06:20.520 not

01:06:21.160 done

01:06:21.360 it

01:06:21.460 because

01:06:21.580 it

01:06:21.680 was

01:06:21.700 rain

01:06:22.000 but I

01:06:22.300 thought

01:06:22.580 let me

01:06:23.140 see what

01:06:23.540 this guy's

01:06:23.960 problem is

01:06:24.540 I want to

01:06:25.140 take care of

01:06:25.620 it

01:06:25.700 if he needs

01:06:26.680 me to

01:06:26.940 take care of

01:06:27.460 it

01:06:27.580 sooner

01:06:27.960 I like

01:06:28.820 I like that

01:06:29.160 you know

01:06:30.060 I went to

01:06:30.580 a restaurant

01:06:30.940 the other

01:06:31.180 day

01:06:31.300 they said

01:06:31.520 they can't

01:06:31.780 even find

01:06:32.080 any workers

01:06:32.740 right now

01:06:33.380 at the

01:06:33.820 restaurant

01:06:34.340 people don't

01:06:35.780 even want

01:06:36.040 to work

01:06:36.380 so anybody

01:06:36.860 that's doing

01:06:37.340 a job

01:06:37.780 man I commend

01:06:38.320 you

01:06:38.520 thanks

01:06:38.780 Kevin

01:06:39.060 onward

01:06:39.440 so I

01:06:41.260 got there

01:06:41.780 started

01:06:42.400 talking

01:06:42.780 about

01:06:43.220 his

01:06:43.760 pest

01:06:44.840 problems

01:06:45.200 and I

01:06:45.800 looked

01:06:46.000 down

01:06:46.400 and we

01:06:46.880 got a lot

01:06:47.280 of pest

01:06:47.640 problems

01:06:47.940 and it

01:06:48.180 sounds like

01:06:48.500 the dude

01:06:48.800 had one

01:06:49.100 of the

01:06:49.260 ultimate

01:06:49.560 pests

01:06:49.940 baby

01:06:50.160 Theo

01:06:50.440 Vaughn

01:06:50.860 gang

01:06:51.280 and what

01:06:52.380 do I

01:06:52.600 see

01:06:52.880 but a

01:06:53.240 Theo

01:06:53.500 Vaughn

01:06:53.920 dark

01:06:54.320 arts

01:06:54.640 tour

01:06:54.900 shirt

01:06:55.300 and I

01:06:55.920 stopped

01:06:56.340 mid

01:06:56.860 because it

01:06:57.700 doesn't

01:06:58.000 matter

01:06:58.340 what I

01:06:58.640 was saying

01:06:59.040 before

01:06:59.460 I was

01:07:00.080 like

01:07:00.240 dude

01:07:00.460 I

01:07:00.680 love

01:07:01.220 Theo

01:07:01.580 Vaughn

01:07:02.000 and he

01:07:02.500 stuck

01:07:02.900 that little

01:07:03.300 hand

01:07:03.660 out

01:07:03.940 that little

01:07:04.520 fist

01:07:04.900 and he

01:07:05.100 goes

01:07:05.340 dang

01:07:05.920 we

01:07:06.240 fist

01:07:06.540 and I

01:07:08.400 gotta tell

01:07:08.780 you

01:07:08.880 that

01:07:09.020 made

01:07:09.180 my

01:07:09.340 entire

01:07:09.720 day

01:07:10.140 I

01:07:10.500 just

01:07:10.620 wanted

01:07:10.760 to

01:07:10.880 let

01:07:11.040 you

01:07:11.160 know

01:07:11.320 you're

01:07:11.520 affecting

01:07:11.800 people

01:07:12.120 everywhere

01:07:12.500 from

01:07:13.080 Cummington

01:07:14.340 to Houston

01:07:14.840 so keep

01:07:16.160 it up

01:07:16.420 man

01:07:36.240 I'm gonna

01:07:36.940 tell you

01:07:37.240 about

01:07:37.460 this

01:07:37.780 man

01:07:38.100 Fiver

01:07:38.820 if you

01:07:39.160 haven't

01:07:39.340 used

01:07:39.580 this

01:07:39.840 this

01:07:40.020 is a

01:07:40.340 very

01:07:40.720 good

01:07:41.900 thing

01:07:42.200 to

01:07:42.420 use

01:07:43.020 if

01:07:44.740 you

01:07:44.820 had

01:07:44.900 an

01:07:45.000 extra

01:07:45.200 eighth

01:07:45.520 day

01:07:45.720 of the

01:07:45.920 week

01:07:46.080 what

01:07:46.220 would

01:07:46.340 you

01:07:46.440 do

01:07:46.740 you

01:07:47.380 know

01:07:47.480 I'd

01:07:47.660 probably

01:07:47.840 do

01:07:48.020 some

01:07:48.180 spray

01:07:48.500 painting

01:07:48.900 or

01:07:49.060 something

01:07:49.320 some

01:07:49.540 light

01:07:49.780 graffiti

01:07:50.300 I

01:07:50.880 would

01:07:51.020 organize

01:07:51.380 things

01:07:51.960 I'd

01:07:52.200 find

01:07:52.520 the

01:07:52.740 smell

01:07:53.380 in

01:07:53.540 my

01:07:53.720 truck

01:07:54.120 that

01:07:54.580 smell

01:07:54.800 like

01:07:54.980 a

01:07:55.100 banana

01:07:55.420 I'd

01:07:56.800 get

01:07:56.900 a

01:07:57.020 new

01:07:57.160 logo

01:07:57.460 for

01:07:57.680 this

01:07:57.860 past

01:07:58.120 weekend

01:07:58.400 and

01:07:58.540 help

01:07:58.660 us

01:07:58.800 design

01:07:59.840 some

01:08:00.120 t-shirts

01:08:00.660 I would

01:08:01.880 do

01:08:02.000 different

01:08:02.260 things

01:08:02.540 like

01:08:02.740 that

01:08:03.440 and

01:08:04.940 I

01:08:05.060 find

01:08:05.360 ways

01:08:06.220 to be

01:08:06.500 more

01:08:06.700 a part

01:08:06.960 of

01:08:07.060 other

01:08:07.220 people's

01:08:07.600 lives

01:08:08.060 well

01:08:10.040 if

01:08:10.360 you're

01:08:10.460 a

01:08:10.560 business

01:08:10.800 owner

01:08:10.980 you probably

01:08:11.280 know

01:08:11.420 exactly

01:08:11.880 what

01:08:12.100 you do

01:08:12.460 with

01:08:12.620 an

01:08:12.720 extra

01:08:12.900 day

01:08:13.160 each

01:08:13.340 week

01:08:13.580 maybe

01:08:13.900 you'd

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01:09:54.240 thank you

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01:09:56.740 you know

01:09:57.720 many Americans

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01:11:16.880 you know what

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01:11:20.580 we want to get

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01:11:27.800 this is a little

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01:11:31.340 and a little

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01:11:33.000 for you

01:11:33.780 you know

01:11:34.080 you're talking

01:11:34.560 about how

01:11:35.320 you're thinking

01:11:35.960 about settling

01:11:36.360 down

01:11:36.800 and getting

01:11:37.240 something going

01:11:37.880 and what worked

01:11:39.020 for me man

01:11:39.640 I was

01:11:40.120 throughout my 20s

01:11:41.520 and like my

01:11:42.000 you know

01:11:42.280 late teens

01:11:42.840 and all that

01:11:43.300 I was partying

01:11:44.240 living for the

01:11:44.840 weekend

01:11:45.140 didn't even

01:11:45.560 realize it

01:11:46.360 just kind of

01:11:47.080 and I wasn't

01:11:49.080 I wasn't

01:11:49.580 finding the meaning

01:11:50.340 you know

01:11:50.700 I thought I would

01:11:51.240 find it there

01:11:51.980 and I was

01:11:52.780 and what happened

01:11:53.800 for me was

01:11:54.360 I was getting

01:11:54.840 lots of girls 0.99

01:11:55.660 but not the girls

01:11:56.800 the girl

01:11:57.440 would always

01:11:58.320 be

01:11:59.120 I just couldn't

01:11:59.980 get her 0.89

01:12:00.280 she would never

01:12:00.980 be interested

01:12:01.520 in me

01:12:01.760 the way I would

01:12:02.300 like obsess

01:12:03.020 with her

01:12:03.360 I'd fall in love

01:12:03.960 with these girls 0.96

01:12:04.500 and they'd never

01:12:05.440 go for me

01:12:05.760 I'm a good looking

01:12:06.320 guy man

01:12:06.880 trust me

01:12:07.280 over the phone

01:12:07.780 but trust me

01:12:08.440 I hired all

01:12:09.040 these other girls 1.00

01:12:09.960 who I didn't

01:12:11.180 really respect

01:12:11.780 you sound decent

01:12:13.020 no homo either 1.00

01:12:16.320 brother

01:12:16.580 praise God

01:12:17.100 happy pride

01:12:17.640 but also

01:12:18.200 NH

01:12:18.880 I think you

01:12:20.360 get what you

01:12:20.940 put in

01:12:21.420 you get

01:12:22.840 in what you

01:12:23.900 put out

01:12:24.460 and so I

01:12:25.220 changed my

01:12:25.820 ways

01:12:26.080 I actually

01:12:26.640 found Christ

01:12:27.320 and I came

01:12:28.900 to know him

01:12:29.340 more

01:12:29.660 I cleaned my

01:12:30.140 act up

01:12:31.160 and what do

01:12:32.100 you know

01:12:32.520 like the exact

01:12:33.360 girl I dreamed

01:12:33.880 up fell into

01:12:34.740 my lap man

01:12:35.500 my life's been

01:12:36.020 so amazing

01:12:36.660 ever since we

01:12:37.160 were married

01:12:37.500 now

01:12:37.880 we're talking

01:12:38.760 about kids

01:12:39.320 and oh man

01:12:40.640 I pray for

01:12:41.740 you man

01:12:42.080 I pray that

01:12:42.540 you get the

01:12:43.040 happiness

01:12:43.440 that I

01:12:44.200 get experiencing

01:12:44.920 thank you brother

01:12:47.080 I appreciate

01:12:47.520 that man

01:12:48.180 yeah I mean

01:12:49.380 look at if

01:12:49.860 you if you

01:12:50.740 even look at

01:12:51.180 the first

01:12:51.600 chapter of

01:12:52.160 the Lord's

01:12:52.780 novella

01:12:54.360 if you look

01:12:55.400 at that first

01:12:55.920 chapter

01:12:56.240 you know

01:12:57.080 he had a

01:12:58.180 two people

01:12:59.800 blind dated a 1.00

01:13:00.620 damn olive 1.00

01:13:01.120 garden dude 1.00

01:13:01.760 in the olive

01:13:02.920 garden of Eden

01:13:03.640 baby

01:13:03.900 two people

01:13:04.760 he BD'd

01:13:05.480 him

01:13:05.600 he blind dated

01:13:07.080 him right there 1.00

01:13:07.700 damn 1.00

01:13:08.040 lady orders 1.00

01:13:09.100 apples right out

01:13:09.780 of the gate 1.00

01:13:10.140 and shit goes 1.00

01:13:10.720 haywire 1.00

01:13:11.220 and somebody 0.99

01:13:12.320 damn 0.98

01:13:12.580 and there's 1.00

01:13:13.540 a snake

01:13:13.980 on the

01:13:14.240 premises

01:13:14.560 you know

01:13:14.980 and they

01:13:15.180 gotta call

01:13:15.960 down pest

01:13:16.420 control

01:13:16.840 and you

01:13:18.200 know

01:13:18.340 and the

01:13:18.640 two guys

01:13:19.160 end up

01:13:19.420 realizing

01:13:19.740 they're

01:13:19.920 Theo

01:13:20.140 Vine fans

01:13:20.740 there

01:13:20.900 but

01:13:21.120 but no

01:13:23.560 I appreciate

01:13:24.040 it man

01:13:24.480 you know

01:13:24.880 and

01:13:25.060 yeah

01:13:27.080 I just

01:13:27.760 you know

01:13:28.800 it's funny

01:13:29.220 I want

01:13:29.960 different things

01:13:30.600 in my life

01:13:31.320 and but

01:13:31.800 it's

01:13:32.140 I'm also

01:13:34.140 comfortable

01:13:34.840 and man

01:13:36.480 we may

01:13:36.940 it's it

01:13:37.640 all makes

01:13:38.200 things so

01:13:38.700 comfortable

01:13:39.220 these days

01:13:40.100 you know

01:13:41.640 it's just 0.99

01:13:41.960 like a damn 0.99

01:13:42.520 people just 1.00

01:13:42.980 serving

01:13:43.260 comfort

01:13:43.740 caves

01:13:44.320 and I'm

01:13:46.540 just sitting

01:13:46.900 there I'm

01:13:47.200 just sitting

01:13:47.660 here about

01:13:48.100 you know

01:13:48.380 between two

01:13:48.960 boulders 1.00

01:13:49.380 with a

01:13:49.700 with a

01:13:50.100 with a

01:13:50.540 book of

01:13:50.840 matches

01:13:51.220 you know

01:13:53.460 we make

01:13:54.700 it so

01:13:55.080 comfortable

01:13:55.680 each person

01:13:56.420 separate

01:13:56.940 comfortable

01:13:57.640 sedate

01:13:59.540 oh you

01:14:03.540 got a 0.70

01:14:03.800 sexual feeling 0.99

01:14:04.400 jerk out 0.99

01:14:05.140 you know

01:14:06.420 bust out

01:14:07.120 oh you

01:14:08.500 got this

01:14:09.040 go

01:14:09.220 don't worry

01:14:09.840 here's

01:14:10.220 this

01:14:10.600 you got

01:14:11.520 a headache

01:14:11.980 you got

01:14:12.300 a tickle

01:14:12.900 are you

01:14:14.140 ticklish

01:14:14.520 I saw a

01:14:15.040 pill yesterday

01:14:15.640 online

01:14:15.980 are you

01:14:16.540 ticklish

01:14:17.080 then get

01:14:19.140 this pill

01:14:19.740 you shouldn't

01:14:20.260 have to

01:14:20.500 live that

01:14:21.220 way

01:14:21.620 what

01:14:23.260 what way

01:14:26.340 shouldn't

01:14:27.460 you have

01:14:28.140 to live

01:14:28.720 in laughter

01:14:30.460 it is a

01:14:34.620 battle

01:14:35.080 it is a

01:14:36.200 war

01:14:36.780 but I

01:14:46.960 appreciate

01:14:47.340 you man

01:14:47.820 you're

01:14:48.000 right

01:14:48.180 and it

01:14:48.420 takes

01:14:48.620 effort

01:14:48.900 and it

01:14:49.140 takes

01:14:49.320 adjustment

01:14:49.840 nothing

01:14:50.200 changes

01:14:50.840 if nothing

01:14:51.900 changes

01:14:52.520 you know

01:14:53.780 we do

01:14:54.740 what we

01:14:55.040 can

01:14:55.340 here

01:14:55.620 and

01:14:55.800 you know

01:14:58.480 let's keep

01:14:58.920 it moving

01:14:59.320 here

01:14:59.580 and let's

01:14:59.960 keep the

01:15:02.720 light where

01:15:03.260 it is

01:15:03.760 and that's

01:15:04.240 moving forward

01:15:05.020 in front of

01:15:05.900 us

01:15:06.260 if you're

01:15:08.380 struggling out

01:15:08.900 there man

01:15:09.240 know that I

01:15:09.680 love you

01:15:10.080 you know

01:15:10.760 and know that

01:15:11.760 you are

01:15:12.080 loved

01:15:12.480 and sometimes

01:15:14.080 people are

01:15:14.500 reaching for

01:15:14.980 you and you

01:15:15.320 gotta put your

01:15:17.140 hand out

01:15:17.580 you know

01:15:19.060 you don't have to

01:15:19.740 meet them

01:15:19.960 halfway but

01:15:20.540 sometimes you

01:15:20.880 gotta meet

01:15:21.280 them at least

01:15:21.820 5% of

01:15:24.140 way

01:15:24.380 you know

01:15:25.540 and you

01:15:25.880 can do

01:15:26.220 it

01:15:26.480 you can

01:15:27.800 do it

01:15:28.180 man

01:15:28.480 thank you

01:15:30.580 guys for

01:15:30.820 being a part

01:15:31.140 of my

01:15:31.300 life

01:15:31.500 and I

01:15:32.200 want to

01:15:32.740 say you

01:15:33.000 know we

01:15:33.220 do what

01:15:33.460 we can

01:15:33.780 here to

01:15:34.140 be a

01:15:34.940 positive

01:15:35.700 thing in

01:15:36.080 the world

01:15:36.400 and we

01:15:36.980 got a

01:15:37.220 single mom

01:15:38.140 nomination that

01:15:39.200 came in right

01:15:39.760 here let's

01:15:40.120 get to it

01:15:40.720 hey Theo

01:15:41.300 it's Alec

01:15:41.860 here south

01:15:42.480 Mississippi

01:15:43.020 man I

01:15:44.080 have a

01:15:44.340 single mother

01:15:44.800 I'd like to

01:15:45.320 select her 0.98

01:15:45.980 name is

01:15:46.380 Janae

01:15:46.920 she just 0.65

01:15:48.460 went through

01:15:48.800 her second

01:15:49.280 round of

01:15:49.660 chemo I

01:15:50.160 believe

01:15:50.540 she's battling 0.95

01:15:51.220 cancer she

01:15:52.360 has a sweet

01:15:52.880 little boy

01:15:53.420 man and

01:15:54.000 she's sweet

01:15:54.500 herself and

01:15:55.380 she's just

01:15:55.780 been heavy on

01:15:56.320 my heart my

01:15:56.740 mind so I

01:15:57.560 thought why

01:15:58.100 not submit a

01:15:59.420 video man if

01:16:00.520 you're seeing

01:16:00.840 this love you

01:16:01.420 brother thanks

01:16:02.020 for all you

01:16:02.480 do love the

01:16:03.440 show gang

01:16:04.260 gang baby

01:16:04.800 gang baby

01:16:06.220 there you go

01:16:06.740 and that man

01:16:07.260 is up there you

01:16:07.720 can see that

01:16:08.080 man does uh

01:16:09.100 he got the

01:16:10.120 hard hat on he

01:16:10.760 might be a 0.99

01:16:11.220 damn I mean 0.99

01:16:13.480 he could be a 0.99

01:16:14.740 coal miner doing

01:16:15.700 a hell he could

01:16:17.400 be doing an

01:16:17.960 industrial microwave

01:16:18.820 he could do an

01:16:19.280 industrial sized

01:16:19.980 microwave that

01:16:20.560 could that

01:16:21.160 do could be

01:16:21.620 have a

01:16:21.980 bodor and

01:16:22.520 be cooking up 1.00

01:16:23.680 the damn 0.99

01:16:24.000 biggest uh 0.99

01:16:24.860 tostito pizza

01:16:26.340 roll you've ever

01:16:26.880 seen you know

01:16:28.700 you just don't

01:16:29.080 know what a lot

01:16:29.640 of these people

01:16:30.160 are doing

01:16:30.500 nowadays but

01:16:31.080 let's see if we

01:16:31.540 can't get

01:16:31.860 Janae on the

01:16:32.580 line here man

01:16:33.760 and yeah thanks

01:16:34.660 for the submission

01:16:35.240 and for

01:16:35.520 brightening up my

01:16:36.160 day man as

01:16:37.020 always you can

01:16:37.540 submit things

01:16:38.080 through theovon.com

01:16:39.640 um videos for us

01:16:41.320 to talk about to

01:16:42.180 discuss things

01:16:42.900 you've recorded

01:16:43.600 um single mom

01:16:45.340 nominations uh

01:16:46.620 questions you want

01:16:48.020 to have possibly on

01:16:48.900 the show anything

01:16:49.600 like that

01:16:50.220 hello hey

01:16:57.540 Janae hey

01:16:58.920 can you hear me

01:16:59.620 I can hear you

01:17:00.820 hey um my name's

01:17:02.620 Theo I just work on

01:17:03.320 a podcast um and

01:17:05.500 we do a thing where

01:17:07.080 some of our listeners

01:17:07.800 sometimes will call

01:17:08.800 in um and they

01:17:11.940 want to suggest like

01:17:13.200 a single mom that

01:17:14.040 they know who is

01:17:15.280 who just who they

01:17:16.340 really admire so we

01:17:18.300 had a guy named

01:17:18.860 Alec call in and I

01:17:20.860 don't know if he

01:17:21.200 works at like a

01:17:21.900 carnival or he

01:17:23.320 might do like

01:17:23.700 railroad work or

01:17:24.620 something but he um

01:17:25.760 he uh nominated you

01:17:28.880 and so we just

01:17:29.780 wanted to send you a

01:17:30.900 thousand dollars to do

01:17:31.720 something fun with

01:17:32.420 your kiddo um and

01:17:35.320 thank you so much

01:17:36.780 oh you're very

01:17:39.220 welcome um you

01:17:41.540 said what have you

01:17:42.500 been up to what's

01:17:43.100 going on with you

01:17:43.600 right now in your

01:17:44.180 world um currently

01:17:46.140 um I'm at home I

01:17:47.980 was diagnosed with

01:17:49.360 uh Hodgkin's

01:17:50.160 lymphoma no is it

01:17:52.120 hard is it scary

01:17:53.060 it was scary it was

01:17:55.380 well the way I kind

01:17:56.640 of found out about

01:17:57.600 it was by accident

01:17:58.460 um so at that

01:18:00.760 point it was stage

01:18:01.480 two so it wasn't

01:18:03.220 wasn't as bad as

01:18:04.020 what it could have

01:18:04.540 been but um but

01:18:06.900 I've been going

01:18:07.320 through chemotherapy

01:18:07.900 and um May 7th is

01:18:10.560 when I had my last

01:18:11.480 um PET scan and

01:18:12.640 so that will show

01:18:13.500 kind of how much

01:18:14.800 cancer is still there

01:18:15.640 if there's any

01:18:16.240 there and the

01:18:17.640 scan showed that

01:18:18.580 there was nothing

01:18:19.220 there yeah but I

01:18:20.980 still have to go

01:18:21.700 through uh treatment

01:18:22.580 though and then um

01:18:23.860 also when I found

01:18:25.060 out that I had

01:18:25.560 cancer um found

01:18:27.480 out that I have

01:18:28.040 Bell's palsy too so

01:18:29.420 I don't know if you

01:18:29.900 can tell like the

01:18:30.640 right side of my

01:18:31.260 face is just

01:18:32.500 temporarily paralyzed

01:18:33.800 um really is no

01:18:35.680 telling when that

01:18:37.020 will self-correct

01:18:37.800 itself but um but

01:18:39.780 yeah since March I've

01:18:40.720 just been kind of

01:18:41.240 staying um at home

01:18:43.040 and I haven't really

01:18:43.860 been able to work

01:18:44.620 because my uh my

01:18:46.500 white cell count is

01:18:47.260 really low and I'm

01:18:48.140 more susceptible to

01:18:49.240 you know get sick

01:18:50.340 easier so I'm more

01:18:51.680 at risk especially

01:18:52.680 with COVID and all

01:18:53.940 that stuff uh they

01:18:55.480 want me to stay

01:18:56.020 at home and how

01:18:56.960 were you able to

01:18:57.440 stay positive during

01:18:58.420 this like what's

01:18:59.200 what's some of that

01:18:59.900 been like if you

01:19:00.600 don't mind sharing

01:19:01.280 some of that I

01:19:01.940 don't know but I

01:19:02.660 have a really awesome

01:19:03.640 um group of people

01:19:04.600 my family um they

01:19:07.320 have been you know

01:19:08.640 the people that

01:19:09.180 helped me get

01:19:09.620 through each and

01:19:10.100 every day um and

01:19:11.960 it's been a blessing

01:19:13.220 really to have those

01:19:14.020 people in my life

01:19:15.020 without them I

01:19:15.820 couldn't have gotten

01:19:16.440 as far as I am now

01:19:17.360 for sure wow yeah

01:19:18.980 what is that like

01:19:19.760 like how much does

01:19:20.540 that influence you

01:19:21.440 know or affect you

01:19:22.200 you feel like like

01:19:23.060 what is like what

01:19:24.420 are some things that

01:19:25.040 people do that that

01:19:26.400 really kind of let

01:19:27.200 you know that you

01:19:28.400 have support um you

01:19:30.720 know I've had people

01:19:31.280 text me um you know

01:19:33.280 single mom like I

01:19:34.420 have my son Brent you

01:19:36.340 know does Brent need

01:19:37.120 anything do you need

01:19:37.880 me to pick him up

01:19:38.600 from school do you

01:19:39.460 need to you know make

01:19:40.740 dinner for you or is

01:19:42.540 there anything that I

01:19:43.140 can do that can help

01:19:43.920 you know your day to

01:19:44.660 day um that's been a

01:19:46.420 really you know big

01:19:47.300 help in my life is

01:19:48.580 just knowing that I

01:19:49.340 have people out there

01:19:50.120 that are willing to

01:19:51.140 take time my other

01:19:51.780 day to help me yeah

01:19:52.980 yeah it's big it's

01:19:55.680 so important people

01:19:56.640 just knowing that

01:19:57.300 other people care

01:19:57.920 about them you know

01:19:58.720 right exactly it's a

01:20:00.440 big thing um my

01:20:01.820 friend had Bell's

01:20:02.600 palsy dude actually it

01:20:03.900 was pretty really yeah

01:20:05.300 I mean not to say it

01:20:06.220 was cool but I always

01:20:07.080 kind of admired it I

01:20:08.020 like things that are a

01:20:08.740 little different so yeah

01:20:09.940 he uh I don't think

01:20:12.100 it's cool I'm so over

01:20:13.260 it it's been like three

01:20:14.120 months but really what

01:20:15.340 does it feel like can

01:20:16.100 you whistle no I

01:20:17.760 can't whistle I can't

01:20:19.100 I really it's it's

01:20:21.620 crazy um I can barely

01:20:22.900 drink through a straw

01:20:23.760 like it's just I don't

01:20:25.300 know it's weird does

01:20:26.720 it feel like is it

01:20:27.780 almost feel like when

01:20:28.360 you're at the dentist

01:20:28.980 actually and they kind

01:20:30.040 of give you that stuff

01:20:31.200 wow yeah it does um

01:20:33.540 sometimes though like if

01:20:34.720 I use that muscle a lot

01:20:35.860 it'll kind of tingle a

01:20:36.900 little bit like it

01:20:37.940 feels like it's it's

01:20:38.840 wanting to do something

01:20:39.640 but it it just can't I

01:20:41.160 don't know it's it's

01:20:41.860 really weird I've never

01:20:42.640 had that feeling before

01:20:43.660 oh yeah I've

01:20:45.800 definitely uh I've

01:20:47.880 definitely wanted to do

01:20:48.800 things but not been

01:20:49.500 able to do them but um

01:20:50.700 dang uh so what about

01:20:52.740 your son so he goes to 0.99

01:20:53.760 school yeah well right

01:20:55.340 now he's uh he's in

01:20:56.440 like pre-k he goes to

01:20:57.560 daycare but he'll he'll

01:20:58.500 start kindergarten um in

01:21:00.020 the fall oh pre-k is

01:21:01.380 pretty easy I think yeah

01:21:02.680 oh yeah yeah he's doing

01:21:04.940 good is he yeah he's

01:21:07.080 doing real well oh

01:21:08.000 that's nice um well uh

01:21:11.300 yeah we just wanted to

01:21:12.060 say hey and let you know

01:21:13.200 we just want to be a part

01:21:14.440 of uh something positive

01:21:15.300 in your day today and

01:21:16.080 your friend Alec really

01:21:16.840 cares about you and uh

01:21:18.200 and yeah we're just

01:21:20.580 gonna be cheering you

01:21:21.400 on and when do you get

01:21:22.520 that next uh PET scan

01:21:24.300 that I'm not sure um

01:21:26.420 we're kind of just doing

01:21:27.120 it um by ear we're just

01:21:29.540 playing it by ear right

01:21:30.220 now so I'll go back to

01:21:31.680 the oncologist next

01:21:33.140 Tuesday and depending on

01:21:35.380 um how my blood level

01:21:36.820 looks and my blood work

01:21:37.820 looks um it'll determine

01:21:39.900 whether or not they will

01:21:40.900 continue with treatment or

01:21:41.980 not um but my oncologist

01:21:44.060 has to make that call but

01:21:45.120 once I'm done with the

01:21:46.940 chemo treatments they

01:21:47.740 tell me I have treatments

01:21:49.060 left um and then I'll

01:21:51.700 get another scan but we'll

01:21:53.060 we'll just have to see so

01:21:54.380 it could be it could be

01:21:55.280 soon I don't know that's

01:21:56.580 cool they got them dogs

01:21:57.660 now that could smell

01:21:58.300 cancer they said but I

01:21:59.500 don't know if I trust

01:22:00.300 them I don't know I

01:22:02.140 don't know I don't know

01:22:02.800 about that yeah you could 1.00

01:22:04.200 just have a damn beef 1.00

01:22:05.060 jerky in your pocket and 1.00

01:22:06.220 next thing you know you

01:22:06.920 test positive you know

01:22:08.180 well I have cats too so

01:22:09.560 they can probably smell the

01:22:10.380 cat and then mistake it

01:22:11.340 for you know the cat but

01:22:12.680 yeah next thing you know

01:22:13.680 you're in treatment and

01:22:14.600 it's just because you're

01:22:15.440 a pet owner you know

01:22:16.520 right exactly yeah that

01:22:18.440 seems like a little bit

01:22:19.400 unnecessary but well look

01:22:21.160 when that bells wears off

01:22:22.320 you send us a picture of

01:22:23.260 you with a full smile how

01:22:24.360 about that awesome I sure

01:22:26.060 will thank you so much

01:22:27.500 oh you bet and go do

01:22:28.760 something fun with Brent

01:22:29.720 and um and you have a

01:22:31.120 good day we love you

01:22:32.000 thank y'all thank y'all so

01:22:33.640 much yep bye-bye

01:22:35.300 bye

01:22:35.920 and there you go right

01:22:39.620 there you know nice to

01:22:42.040 see a young lady staying

01:22:43.380 so positive man that's a

01:22:45.160 thing you know that lady 1.00

01:22:48.360 she's out there she got she

01:22:50.180 can't even do a full smile

01:22:51.580 for a kid right now part of

01:22:52.960 her face is taking a you know

01:22:54.740 the summer off or whatever and

01:22:57.140 she's got to do you know she's 1.00

01:22:59.840 just getting it done and that's

01:23:02.600 pretty positive thank you guys

01:23:04.140 for being here with me today

01:23:05.220 you know what I'm saying I'm

01:23:06.280 upstairs if you need me baby

01:23:09.800 you know where I'll be you

01:23:13.180 know I'm gonna be just

01:23:14.700 keeping on going on you know

01:23:16.920 I did some treadmilling 0.98

01:23:18.000 earlier and I saw a damn 0.99

01:23:20.700 bluebird this morning so I 0.99

01:23:23.480 know the Lord's got my bag

01:23:24.700 baby and I'm out there and I'm

01:23:27.380 out there baby you know that

01:23:28.620 and I'm about to roll my

01:23:29.480 quads out with a quad roller and

01:23:32.320 really I got them jostles up in 0.99

01:23:33.840 my damn thighs make me down I 1.00

01:23:37.380 just feel so damn thotty you 1.00

01:23:39.680 know I god but thank you

01:23:43.940 everybody for being a part of

01:23:44.940 this episode I want to thank our

01:23:46.900 our sponsor liquid death I want

01:23:48.960 to thank you you know we'll make

01:23:52.560 sure that we have episodes

01:23:53.480 coming up even if I am out of

01:23:55.340 town we're gonna make some this

01:23:56.620 weekend with some neat guests

01:23:59.340 really excited about it and

01:24:01.780 yeah that's all you know be good

01:24:04.820 to yourself you know you deserve

01:24:09.860 it and be good to each other man we

01:24:13.320 try god I want to you know I get in a

01:24:16.580 place where I just gotten angry

01:24:17.720 sometimes and I want to just be

01:24:19.160 better I want to be better at it so

01:24:21.600 and I don't think I'm being hard on

01:24:23.100 myself I want to this is it this is the

01:24:25.800 rodeo dog you know and I want to

01:24:28.660 freaking know the whole cattle you

01:24:30.180 know that we had this this there's a

01:24:33.500 gentleman Akira the Don and he's a

01:24:36.240 music man and he made this he took a

01:24:40.000 piece of a podcast and has made some

01:24:41.840 different different things and one of

01:24:44.280 them is this right there called I can't

01:24:46.180 make you like me and and it's from

01:24:49.900 pieces of old from this past weekend and

01:24:52.500 and thank you to everybody thank you

01:24:55.840 to those two fellows that met up and

01:24:57.280 in a pest infested living room to

01:25:00.300 fist bump thank you to everybody

01:25:02.720 that's ever you know been to a hot tub

01:25:04.960 and seen somebody who was pretending to

01:25:07.640 be a child but was probably an adult 0.75

01:25:09.320 you know masturbate out into the water 0.99

01:25:13.380 you know thank you to everybody who 0.99

01:25:15.800 loves people and if it's hard for you

01:25:18.340 to love man I know how you feel

01:25:20.360 and just know that you're not alone

01:25:24.400 baby gang we got this

01:25:27.360 started riding my bike to school I

01:25:34.400 ride my bike maybe five miles to

01:25:36.540 school

01:25:36.900 when I was in middle school

01:25:39.960 when I was in middle school that's

01:25:41.880 fifth grade and maybe that's not wild

01:25:43.760 but

01:25:44.080 you

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 09, 2021

E344 Gravel On The Road

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