This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E351 Limited Alphabet

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00:00:37.940 Welcome to episode 351 of this past weekend.

00:00:42.360 Thank you for being alive at this time.

00:00:47.960 And I'm happy to be alive for the most part,

00:00:50.660 and I'm happy to be here with you.

00:00:52.840 That part is definite.

00:00:54.180 And what's going on, man?

00:00:58.260 I'm dealing with a lot of itchery at the house.

00:01:02.620 I got, you know, I got a bad detergent.

00:01:06.920 And I don't want to call out any shops or mercantiles,

00:01:11.380 but 99 cent store.

00:01:15.220 You know,

00:01:19.260 y'all gave me some,

00:01:20.320 they gave me some Tide,

00:01:22.640 and it's, I think, Tide Fresh and Easy,

00:01:25.620 I think is the packaging.

00:01:26.960 Let me

00:01:27.240 be sure of that.

00:01:29.900 I don't want to

00:01:30.540 send somebody on a bad route here.

00:01:33.980 Tide Fresh

00:01:35.340 and clean

00:01:38.340 is the item I'm talking about.

00:01:41.920 And I don't know

00:01:42.820 if they just got a hot batch or something,

00:01:46.720 but it's got,

00:01:47.300 it's got me itching everything.

00:01:50.880 And at first,

00:01:51.760 I didn't know what was happening.

00:01:55.220 I didn't know.

00:01:56.100 You could have asked me,

00:01:56.880 what's happening?

00:01:57.480 I said,

00:01:57.980 look, I don't,

00:01:59.320 you know,

00:01:59.600 I don't know.

00:02:00.320 I don't know.

00:02:01.120 And I was seeing kind of whelps around my ankles.

00:02:07.260 You know,

00:02:07.800 and I got a little bit of fat family,

00:02:09.540 and

00:02:09.600 sometimes a lot of sugar will gather around your ankles,

00:02:13.520 down in your blood.

00:02:16.860 You know,

00:02:18.000 ankles just that,

00:02:19.860 that's that hearty swamp knuckle.

00:02:21.480 That's that last hitter.

00:02:24.080 When you really get down to the ankle,

00:02:25.900 that's really,

00:02:28.000 I mean,

00:02:28.440 damn,

00:02:28.680 that's the Lord's U-turn at each one of your legs.

00:02:30.760 I just,

00:02:31.880 you know,

00:02:33.060 that's where the stream kind of stops and rebuttals.

00:02:39.380 So a lot of,

00:02:42.100 you know,

00:02:42.500 like I said,

00:02:43.120 I got family that's real,

00:02:45.840 got a lot of grits in them,

00:02:47.280 if you know what I'm saying.

00:02:48.360 And,

00:02:48.460 you know,

00:02:50.480 they real,

00:02:51.220 you know,

00:02:51.580 they hearty.

00:02:53.140 They hearty.

00:02:53.800 You crack them open,

00:02:54.560 they're going to have a couple hearts in them,

00:02:56.000 man.

00:02:57.200 You know,

00:02:57.680 they hearty.

00:02:58.180 And,

00:02:58.340 and so the deal is that

00:03:01.800 a lot of sugar gathers air

00:03:04.040 at that little turnabout at the ankle.

00:03:07.940 So anyway,

00:03:08.580 I'm thinking maybe I'm,

00:03:09.720 you know,

00:03:10.060 I've had some bad,

00:03:11.360 uh,

00:03:12.920 chamomile tea,

00:03:14.100 or I've had a bad

00:03:15.100 donet or something.

00:03:18.500 You know,

00:03:19.040 maybe I had me a couple,

00:03:20.220 you know,

00:03:20.420 I'll put a little,

00:03:21.800 you know,

00:03:23.160 I like ribs.

00:03:23.940 I like rib meat.

00:03:24.780 And sometime I'll put a little too much sauce on there.

00:03:28.520 So really,

00:03:29.300 I'm having sauce

00:03:30.200 and I'm just eating it with a rib.

00:03:33.980 You know,

00:03:34.500 at some point,

00:03:35.320 I'm,

00:03:36.240 I'm,

00:03:36.760 the,

00:03:37.040 the entree is the sauce.

00:03:39.540 So I've been there,

00:03:40.800 you know.

00:03:41.200 Sometime at a barbecue,

00:03:43.860 you'll see me sitting at that last,

00:03:45.600 uh,

00:03:47.120 at the last picnic tables.

00:03:49.300 And I'm just dipping a bone in the sauce.

00:03:51.480 You know,

00:03:52.000 I'm just going with straight marrow to mouth,

00:03:53.960 honey.

00:03:54.380 You know,

00:03:54.980 I'm just hauling sauce,

00:03:56.540 man.

00:03:58.000 So,

00:03:59.700 um,

00:04:00.760 so I thought maybe I'd had too much sugar.

00:04:02.720 I'd had too much barbecue sauce,

00:04:04.560 or it was a condiment that was real sweet,

00:04:06.780 heavy.

00:04:07.580 That was making me have too much sugar in my body,

00:04:10.860 making my ankles itch.

00:04:12.760 And so I'm trying to adjust my diet.

00:04:15.540 And,

00:04:16.160 I keep itching.

00:04:19.140 And then,

00:04:20.280 I saw a,

00:04:22.700 spider.

00:04:25.060 And so I said,

00:04:25.860 oh,

00:04:26.280 damn.

00:04:27.160 You know,

00:04:28.260 Charlotte's Web in this bitch.

00:04:30.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:31.120 This,

00:04:32.060 this,

00:04:32.600 that damn fifth grade reading level,

00:04:34.380 it's just,

00:04:35.340 you know,

00:04:36.120 causing me to act up.

00:04:39.580 And then I noticed all my dermis on my legs,

00:04:42.400 and I'm kind of the top of my ass really,

00:04:44.920 or I don't know what that's called at the top of your,

00:04:50.660 where your ass kind of meets your back.

00:04:52.940 That part started getting bumps,

00:04:54.660 little wet,

00:04:55.220 uh,

00:04:56.400 welts

00:04:57.140 on it or something.

00:04:59.780 I said,

00:05:00.000 what's going on?

00:05:00.800 I thought I was getting bit by spiders,

00:05:02.980 so I slept in a different bed.

00:05:06.120 You know,

00:05:06.940 I got me a batch of spider traps off the internet.

00:05:12.000 And,

00:05:12.400 one company I bought them from,

00:05:14.800 some Chinese company,

00:05:16.080 I,

00:05:16.180 oh,

00:05:16.360 I finally opened up the spider trap,

00:05:18.340 because I kept itching.

00:05:19.920 Day after day,

00:05:20.960 open up,

00:05:21.380 there's nothing in that bitch.

00:05:22.600 So they're selling out here,

00:05:26.160 selling fake spider traps out here.

00:05:28.740 Damn Gary V out here,

00:05:30.220 whoever it is,

00:05:32.820 out here selling them frank,

00:05:34.440 you know,

00:05:35.300 them fake ass arachnid apartments,

00:05:37.420 and,

00:05:38.060 you know,

00:05:38.320 I'm thinking these,

00:05:40.360 they're out here gripping these,

00:05:41.920 uh,

00:05:43.000 these little climbers and nothing.

00:05:45.520 And there's nothing,

00:05:46.340 you know,

00:05:46.680 open four of them up,

00:05:47.680 there's nothing in that bitch,

00:05:48.560 no poison,

00:05:49.300 nothing.

00:05:50.420 Hell,

00:05:50.720 I could have licked my fingers after,

00:05:53.180 and I'd have been fine.

00:05:54.480 So,

00:05:55.600 so anyway,

00:05:57.320 just a couple bad purchases.

00:05:59.080 Uh,

00:05:59.720 so I finally,

00:06:00.600 I realized,

00:06:01.240 well,

00:06:02.840 um,

00:06:04.440 it's,

00:06:04.800 maybe it's the detergent.

00:06:07.620 And what you don't understand is when you,

00:06:09.440 when you,

00:06:09.920 when your detergent is,

00:06:11.460 uh,

00:06:11.920 faulty or whatever,

00:06:13.780 um,

00:06:15.020 or you're allergic to it,

00:06:16.080 you have an allergen,

00:06:17.320 allergen,

00:06:17.780 when you have allergen,

00:06:21.440 then everything you,

00:06:24.240 you don't realize how many things have touched your detergent.

00:06:29.700 Your socks,

00:06:31.880 pants,

00:06:34.900 pillowcases,

00:06:37.900 sheets,

00:06:39.520 towels.

00:06:40.220 That was the one that I kept,

00:06:42.020 you know,

00:06:42.680 I dry off.

00:06:43.560 I bought some clothes.

00:06:45.500 I went to target,

00:06:46.860 bought me a damn batch of Hanes over there.

00:06:49.220 Everything top to bottom.

00:06:51.640 I mean,

00:06:52.380 damn foot to,

00:06:53.540 uh,

00:06:54.920 to front piece,

00:06:55.900 you know,

00:06:56.200 just hanged up.

00:06:58.760 I mean,

00:06:59.320 I look like a damn stunt double on a Michael Jordan commercial.

00:07:03.180 You know,

00:07:03.340 I was just hanged in the membrane,

00:07:05.740 baby.

00:07:05.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:07.320 We hanged out.

00:07:09.160 They see me hanging.

00:07:11.420 They hating.

00:07:13.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:13.800 I was real hanged up and,

00:07:15.060 uh,

00:07:16.220 and

00:07:16.900 damn,

00:07:18.560 uh,

00:07:19.740 but you don't realize the towel.

00:07:21.420 When you get out the tub,

00:07:22.120 you're drying yourself with the bad detergent.

00:07:25.940 So anyway,

00:07:26.940 man,

00:07:27.280 I'm at a place right now.

00:07:28.620 I'm having to rewash everything in my place with some damn non allergen,

00:07:35.600 you know,

00:07:37.000 you know,

00:07:38.160 real tender detergent.

00:07:39.740 No homo,

00:07:40.480 bro,

00:07:40.720 no bromo,

00:07:41.500 no nothing.

00:07:42.240 You know,

00:07:42.660 everything's normal.

00:07:43.760 And,

00:07:44.520 uh,

00:07:45.160 so we got the regular detergent now or something soft,

00:07:48.640 soft batch,

00:07:49.540 baby,

00:07:49.840 something you could damn,

00:07:51.300 I mean,

00:07:51.700 shit,

00:07:51.880 you give half a cup of this to a damn toddler.

00:07:54.000 I bet.

00:07:54.940 And he'd be fine.

00:07:55.960 I don't think there's even a medical warning on the back of it.

00:07:59.940 So,

00:08:01.140 you know,

00:08:02.620 I'm upstairs,

00:08:03.640 but I'm damn,

00:08:04.600 I'm itching.

00:08:05.600 I'm mitching while I'm up there.

00:08:06.600 I'm still recovering.

00:08:07.460 I'll include a couple photos and images right here,

00:08:11.040 right now of the whelps and just little,

00:08:13.500 you just don't realize how much of your body is,

00:08:16.480 touches detergent.

00:08:19.640 Or when you hug somebody,

00:08:20.800 I dated a gal in college for a little bit.

00:08:24.340 And her name was,

00:08:24.900 I'm not going to say her name,

00:08:25.820 but it was,

00:08:26.300 uh,

00:08:26.520 Vanessa was her name.

00:08:28.120 And they called her van.

00:08:29.400 And I don't,

00:08:30.540 you know,

00:08:32.360 I don't,

00:08:33.340 I don't recommend dating women name after,

00:08:35.740 uh,

00:08:36.680 autos,

00:08:37.740 you know?

00:08:40.920 And,

00:08:41.420 but anyway,

00:08:42.620 I dated this gal van and she was a real stocky.

00:08:45.880 She was stocky.

00:08:47.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:48.420 She would damn,

00:08:50.160 she could kind of flex and make her breasts real hard.

00:08:54.180 If you want,

00:08:54.720 you know what I'm saying?

00:08:55.280 If you were into that kind of shit.

00:08:57.460 And I guess,

00:08:58.040 I don't know if I was into that,

00:08:59.260 but I was,

00:09:00.760 you know,

00:09:01.180 she,

00:09:01.640 she was willing to date me.

00:09:03.340 And so there I was.

00:09:05.240 But anyway,

00:09:06.160 uh,

00:09:06.380 what I'm trying to tell you is,

00:09:07.440 and I remember when she would hug me,

00:09:08.980 the detergent they used was bad.

00:09:11.780 So I remember after we get done making out or doing sex or anything like that,

00:09:18.020 I'd look like a damn,

00:09:19.200 you know,

00:09:20.080 I'd look like I'd just been in a gang bang with a damn,

00:09:23.000 uh,

00:09:23.220 anteater,

00:09:24.240 you know,

00:09:25.660 and he'd been breathing out the whole time.

00:09:29.060 So,

00:09:30.260 Oh,

00:09:32.440 whatever,

00:09:32.880 man.

00:09:33.100 But anyway,

00:09:33.400 I'm happy to be here today with you.

00:09:34.760 I really am.

00:09:35.440 And,

00:09:35.740 and I'm happy to be alive and I'm happy that you're alive and that's where I'm at.

00:09:40.080 So I just,

00:09:40.820 I wanted to come to you cleanly and let you know where I'm at.

00:09:46.180 Today's episode is brought to you by gray block pizza,

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00:09:55.660 Get that hitter.

00:09:57.400 All right.

00:09:58.060 Let's,

00:09:58.500 uh,

00:09:58.800 let's see what we're capable of.

00:10:06.880 Come on,

00:10:07.580 baby.

00:10:10.440 That throwback hitter,

00:10:12.020 baby.

00:10:12.260 I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from my home.

00:10:25.520 Tell them,

00:10:26.000 Travis.

00:10:26.320 And my mind is somewhere else,

00:10:30.260 but when I find it,

00:10:32.060 I'll patch up where it's been.

00:10:35.060 Come on.

00:10:37.380 Get in there.

00:10:38.320 Now,

00:10:39.440 I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

00:10:44.900 I must be cornerstone.

00:10:48.100 Oh,

00:10:50.820 but when I reach that ground,

00:10:52.840 I'll share this piece of my,

00:10:54.560 I found I can feel.

00:10:56.340 Let's go,

00:10:56.840 baby.

00:10:57.480 In my bones.

00:10:58.960 Welcome home,

00:10:59.700 baby.

00:10:59.880 But it's going to take a little time for me to set that parking brake and let myself on.

00:11:10.660 Shine that light on me.

00:11:15.440 Come on.

00:11:16.200 Damn,

00:11:16.460 this plant's close.

00:11:17.840 I'll sit and tell you my stories.

00:11:22.620 Shine on me.

00:11:27.040 And I will find a song.

00:11:30.500 I will sing it just for you.

00:11:36.380 And that is Bishop Gunn right there.

00:11:38.820 And that band,

00:11:40.680 they,

00:11:40.980 they,

00:11:41.160 they discontented.

00:11:42.020 They,

00:11:42.180 they,

00:11:42.480 they couldn't keep it together.

00:11:44.860 You know,

00:11:45.460 things happen.

00:11:46.280 You know,

00:11:46.500 a band is just a family that has a skill set.

00:11:52.540 And just like families,

00:11:53.840 you know,

00:11:54.100 people get,

00:11:54.740 you know,

00:11:55.000 somebody's huffing gas.

00:11:56.560 Somebody's,

00:11:57.420 you know,

00:11:58.180 too big for their britches.

00:11:59.660 Somebody's too small for their britches.

00:12:02.640 Like my buddy,

00:12:03.600 Alan,

00:12:04.020 I grew up with.

00:12:07.000 You know,

00:12:07.660 he,

00:12:07.820 I mean,

00:12:09.480 he could barely fit into a damn child.

00:12:12.720 You know,

00:12:13.020 he,

00:12:13.280 he could barely fit into a child's pant.

00:12:16.440 Praise God,

00:12:17.280 brother.

00:12:20.320 What's going on?

00:12:21.220 I'm here.

00:12:21.680 You're here.

00:12:22.760 And,

00:12:23.320 and we are doing it.

00:12:25.700 We're heading into the fall.

00:12:28.860 And that's a lie actually,

00:12:30.200 because it's,

00:12:31.040 August is really that last gas.

00:12:33.160 Maybe it's that fifth round of the summer.

00:12:36.660 It's that,

00:12:37.140 you know,

00:12:37.420 it's that fifth and final round of the summer.

00:12:45.000 What have I been doing,

00:12:46.240 man?

00:12:46.320 We had a great episode with,

00:12:47.940 with John Crist.

00:12:51.720 If you're not familiar,

00:12:53.360 if you're not familiar with John,

00:12:56.780 you know,

00:12:57.220 he's an interesting,

00:12:57.920 he's an interesting guy.

00:13:01.660 You know,

00:13:02.260 he talked about growing up in a,

00:13:03.820 a household that had eight children.

00:13:06.860 I mean,

00:13:07.140 damn,

00:13:07.360 I,

00:13:07.620 you know,

00:13:08.520 you could run into somebody in Holland,

00:13:10.340 barely fucking remember who they are.

00:13:12.860 What?

00:13:12.980 Are you Ronald?

00:13:13.900 No,

00:13:14.240 I'm not Ronald.

00:13:15.980 You know,

00:13:16.440 I'm Diana.

00:13:17.300 Well,

00:13:17.480 damn,

00:13:18.220 you know,

00:13:18.520 grow your hair out.

00:13:19.940 You know,

00:13:20.480 eight people.

00:13:21.540 I mean,

00:13:21.780 it's,

00:13:22.880 and he said they made you take your shoes off at his house when you got there.

00:13:27.000 Off air,

00:13:27.700 he and I were chatting.

00:13:28.520 He said that they had to take their shoes off at the door.

00:13:33.940 And I'm thinking,

00:13:34.860 well,

00:13:34.960 sometimes you get back to the door and you did.

00:13:37.540 There's damn 16 shoes there.

00:13:39.320 And that's just the children.

00:13:40.240 Fucking,

00:13:40.500 you can put on two shoe,

00:13:41.560 any type.

00:13:44.420 You know,

00:13:46.000 you,

00:13:46.300 you sitting there at church with a damn sandal and a boot on.

00:13:50.700 And you think you did well.

00:13:52.660 It just,

00:13:53.960 you could meet,

00:13:54.860 you could meet somebody that,

00:13:56.760 that you think is cute or has attraction.

00:13:59.560 You know,

00:13:59.980 visuality really hits your eyes and you like it.

00:14:03.580 And they could be family.

00:14:04.880 And that's something that's just normal.

00:14:06.060 Some of that's you get outside of eight.

00:14:09.380 I think anything after seven children,

00:14:11.300 man,

00:14:11.620 I don't,

00:14:11.940 I don't,

00:14:12.480 I would never promote incestuality.

00:14:16.760 And I never have.

00:14:17.860 You could look at any chart or any,

00:14:20.200 you know,

00:14:23.920 history log.

00:14:26.300 You could look at my damn Google log.

00:14:28.140 I've never even looked it up.

00:14:30.140 I guarantee you I would misspell it.

00:14:33.160 But I think anything outside of after seven kids,

00:14:38.300 man,

00:14:38.560 somebody should be allowed to date.

00:14:43.220 If you got two kids and you trying to date that,

00:14:45.860 dude,

00:14:46.220 that's dicey.

00:14:47.840 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:48.800 You got to tighten up,

00:14:49.940 man.

00:14:50.080 You got to,

00:14:50.900 you know,

00:14:51.320 get on the apps or something.

00:14:52.620 But if you have over seven children and two of them start,

00:14:57.140 you know,

00:14:58.100 at least high five in each other or playing this game a lot,

00:15:02.080 you know,

00:15:02.440 and really,

00:15:02.980 you know,

00:15:03.940 and doing it real heavy or late at night,

00:15:06.640 then I think you got to,

00:15:08.820 you got to let that slide.

00:15:10.840 You know,

00:15:13.720 but what do I know?

00:15:18.280 Anyway,

00:15:18.760 what were we talking about,

00:15:19.660 man?

00:15:21.760 What did I do this weekend?

00:15:23.740 Well,

00:15:24.000 I just got out of my ice plunge.

00:15:27.340 And I've been in there and,

00:15:29.740 you know,

00:15:30.700 the fellow that owns gray block pizza,

00:15:33.560 my friend Thomas,

00:15:34.500 he make ice plunges now.

00:15:36.840 It's a separate company and they sent me one of them.

00:15:42.380 And I'll put a video on the clips channel of my first couple times in there.

00:15:49.120 And it's real interesting because it makes your body feel almost makes your body feel like it disappears.

00:15:58.440 It's so chilled out that just your head is awake.

00:16:02.140 You know,

00:16:04.400 you can't really feel a pinch or,

00:16:07.540 you know,

00:16:07.860 a small dog could bite you a damn,

00:16:11.560 not a German shepherd,

00:16:13.000 but like a French shepherd could bite you.

00:16:16.480 You wouldn't even feel it.

00:16:17.760 You know,

00:16:18.080 you just wouldn't have that.

00:16:20.340 You wouldn't know.

00:16:23.300 So because your body real chilled out.

00:16:25.660 But,

00:16:25.880 uh,

00:16:26.380 so I've been in that.

00:16:29.240 Um,

00:16:29.720 you know,

00:16:31.640 I've been dealing with the detergent issue and I'm not,

00:16:35.840 you know,

00:16:36.300 I've just will not use the brand anymore.

00:16:38.360 Tide fresh and easy.

00:16:41.820 It ain't easy,

00:16:42.820 brother.

00:16:43.080 It might be fresh,

00:16:44.020 but it's,

00:16:45.120 you know,

00:16:45.440 it's one for two.

00:16:46.440 As far as I'm concerned,

00:16:47.860 praise God,

00:16:48.580 brother PTL.

00:16:49.520 You know that I'm upstairs.

00:16:52.740 I'll tell you this.

00:16:53.600 I watched the fight.

00:16:54.620 Uh,

00:16:55.980 I watched the fight this weekend and I'm going to go on.

00:17:00.400 Look,

00:17:02.000 Corey Sanhagen verse,

00:17:03.980 uh,

00:17:05.260 to Jadilashaw.

00:17:08.560 And.

00:17:11.480 Look,

00:17:12.160 these men are both warriors.

00:17:15.420 You know,

00:17:16.420 I,

00:17:17.360 I am not anything like them.

00:17:21.780 I am,

00:17:23.980 you know,

00:17:25.020 these,

00:17:25.300 these are first class combatists.

00:17:29.460 You know,

00:17:30.120 these men have,

00:17:31.540 I mean,

00:17:32.160 and I,

00:17:32.480 you know,

00:17:32.740 I've suffered from erectile dysfunction.

00:17:35.660 You know,

00:17:36.280 these dudes have,

00:17:37.500 you know,

00:17:38.700 I mean,

00:17:39.800 they're just damn made out of Viagra.

00:17:41.700 It almost seemed like they'll just,

00:17:43.560 I mean,

00:17:44.200 boing,

00:17:44.680 they'll just damn put your lights out.

00:17:47.120 They got almost like dicks in their arms.

00:17:49.320 You know,

00:17:49.640 they're just so,

00:17:50.500 uh,

00:17:52.120 virile.

00:17:53.500 You know,

00:17:53.920 they're warriors,

00:17:54.780 the combatants.

00:17:56.640 Um,

00:17:58.320 if it were,

00:17:59.620 you know,

00:18:00.640 archaic times or Robin hood,

00:18:04.460 whenever that was 1600,

00:18:08.080 you know,

00:18:08.560 you'd have Sanhagen would be like a,

00:18:10.160 he'd be a king or a young king somewhere.

00:18:14.640 And I think,

00:18:15.660 uh,

00:18:17.520 Tudja would be a,

00:18:18.640 uh,

00:18:19.320 he'd be a,

00:18:21.300 you know,

00:18:22.120 uh,

00:18:22.560 he almost has the villain role to me for some reason.

00:18:29.080 And I don't know why that is.

00:18:31.140 Maybe it could have been his,

00:18:32.600 you know,

00:18:33.000 cause of the suspension coming back from the suspension.

00:18:35.700 He had that,

00:18:36.640 you know,

00:18:37.360 he's got that,

00:18:38.460 um,

00:18:39.920 that,

00:18:40.920 uh,

00:18:41.540 he's a little more Slytherin.

00:18:44.700 And I'm not,

00:18:45.600 you know,

00:18:45.920 no shade either.

00:18:46.840 They're these men.

00:18:47.460 They're both,

00:18:48.600 uh,

00:18:49.020 you know,

00:18:49.400 these men would,

00:18:50.240 I mean,

00:18:50.660 these men could tie me in a knot with the damn tongue.

00:18:53.700 You know,

00:18:54.000 these fellows would cherry stem me up.

00:18:56.900 So,

00:18:57.420 uh,

00:18:57.900 but anyway,

00:18:58.740 I'm watching the fight and I mean,

00:19:02.540 Sanhagen put that,

00:19:03.620 he put,

00:19:04.020 he,

00:19:04.140 he hit him in the rafters real early,

00:19:06.140 you know,

00:19:08.260 and he,

00:19:08.840 he really clipped him and got a little bit of blood out of him.

00:19:11.880 Not much,

00:19:12.620 but I would say probably half cup throughout the whole event,

00:19:16.520 quarter cup,

00:19:17.120 maybe.

00:19:17.400 Um,

00:19:21.120 which might've given you the,

00:19:22.620 the,

00:19:22.820 the,

00:19:23.180 maybe if you're,

00:19:24.780 if,

00:19:24.980 if I'm Corey Sanhagen,

00:19:26.180 I had the idea that I'm getting,

00:19:27.920 maybe it gives me the idea that I'm winning more that I'm,

00:19:31.000 it just visually,

00:19:31.920 it looked like that.

00:19:33.740 So I could know that maybe that would have been off.

00:19:36.520 You had,

00:19:37.000 you had,

00:19:37.660 um,

00:19:38.340 Sanhagen landed more strikes.

00:19:41.480 You know,

00:19:42.020 he hit him with more opportunities.

00:19:44.240 I mean,

00:19:44.480 he was just damn throwing just,

00:19:47.120 you know,

00:19:47.620 he was out there like a damn battle bot.

00:19:51.080 Now,

00:19:51.600 I think the part where it gets tricky is that Dillashaw is that pressure bear.

00:19:58.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:19:59.540 He's that honey hunter,

00:20:00.620 man.

00:20:00.900 He's the second you let him,

00:20:04.960 the second you open that zoo cage,

00:20:07.140 he is out there mauling people.

00:20:10.560 Whereas Sanhagen is more of that sniper.

00:20:13.880 You know,

00:20:14.060 he kind of works for the electric company.

00:20:15.760 He'll climb up the pole and kind of see what's going on.

00:20:19.680 And then he'll zap you.

00:20:22.540 You know,

00:20:23.480 he's really that,

00:20:24.900 um,

00:20:25.800 you know,

00:20:26.160 that's kind of how he is,

00:20:27.360 you know?

00:20:28.840 Uh,

00:20:29.360 but damn Dillashaw is out there beating the damn,

00:20:32.000 uh,

00:20:32.400 diet Coke out of a child's hand.

00:20:34.100 He don't,

00:20:34.380 you know what I'm saying?

00:20:34.940 He's just,

00:20:35.680 he's the mauler.

00:20:38.300 So I think I could see if visually there's kind of two different things going on.

00:20:42.960 And you have Dillashaw controlling,

00:20:45.080 you know,

00:20:46.100 we kind of held Corey against the cage.

00:20:48.000 He had that control time,

00:20:49.880 you know,

00:20:50.940 that time of,

00:20:51.800 it was almost slow dance.

00:20:53.340 You almost want him to put a song on,

00:20:55.720 you know,

00:20:56.040 put on some Garth Brooks or put on a little bit of,

00:20:58.600 uh,

00:20:58.900 you know,

00:21:00.460 maybe some really slow Kodak Black or something.

00:21:03.160 If he's ever done a ballad or some early,

00:21:06.320 uh,

00:21:07.260 or some early Bieber,

00:21:10.400 some early JB,

00:21:12.380 you know,

00:21:12.620 throw that on.

00:21:14.860 But the control to like,

00:21:16.360 it's just kind of like,

00:21:18.220 I don't know.

00:21:19.200 I feel like sometimes you're just holding somebody there.

00:21:22.680 Now I know we did a lot of knees to him.

00:21:24.760 We really need him up.

00:21:26.740 You know,

00:21:27.080 we need him up like a damn,

00:21:28.960 you know,

00:21:29.300 kind of like the way an armless man would make a damn,

00:21:32.160 uh,

00:21:33.100 would kind of prepare a dough or do veal.

00:21:36.980 If you got somebody with no arms,

00:21:38.680 the way they do veal,

00:21:39.740 it's just,

00:21:41.020 you know what I'm saying?

00:21:41.700 They need that damn little animal in a submission

00:21:43.940 until it's ready to,

00:21:45.740 you know,

00:21:46.600 be a damn macaroni grill on tray.

00:21:48.720 But I just feel like,

00:21:53.680 and,

00:21:53.740 and so you had Sanhagen,

00:21:56.040 uh,

00:21:56.820 you had Dillashaw pushed about,

00:21:58.880 he pushed about,

00:21:59.760 he came at him,

00:22:00.400 but I don't think there's anything wrong with backing away from a guy

00:22:03.520 to get into the position that you want the most.

00:22:07.860 You know,

00:22:08.700 if a bee's coming at you,

00:22:11.160 you don't just attack the bee,

00:22:13.980 you kind of reposition yourself.

00:22:16.420 You move around.

00:22:18.700 You might circle the block.

00:22:20.860 You may put a mannequin out there that's dressed like you and then sneak

00:22:24.420 around,

00:22:25.480 watch the bee,

00:22:26.300 see what it's doing and then come back at it.

00:22:29.920 But I don't think there's anything wrong with just repositioning yourself.

00:22:35.160 If you look at how,

00:22:36.200 what Sanhagen did against,

00:22:38.300 uh,

00:22:38.940 Frankie Edgars,

00:22:39.920 who I love.

00:22:41.440 Dear God,

00:22:42.200 man,

00:22:42.340 I wish he was my godfather.

00:22:43.480 If I could be,

00:22:44.740 you know,

00:22:44.980 if I could climb back in my mother's vagina and,

00:22:47.320 you know,

00:22:47.900 email Frankie before,

00:22:49.040 I would see if he would do that for me.

00:22:50.980 But Sanhagen did that against Edgar.

00:22:52.900 He kind of just backed up and moved him into position.

00:22:55.660 So you have to respect that just because a guy is kind of retreating,

00:23:00.560 that can be strategy.

00:23:05.500 So I thought it was really close.

00:23:10.380 I think it's interesting when a sport is also a,

00:23:13.460 business.

00:23:15.720 There's going to become moments where if you let it be too close,

00:23:19.300 that the business can help determine what the future looks like.

00:23:30.200 And it's a great look for the weight class.

00:23:35.040 It's a great look for UFC.

00:23:40.380 You know,

00:23:41.240 Dillashaw was,

00:23:43.320 you know,

00:23:44.640 they kind of,

00:23:45.420 it almost felt like Sanhagen had to prove himself more than Dillashaw had to prove himself.

00:23:51.840 So I don't know if some of the judges went into it with,

00:23:57.020 you know,

00:23:57.880 with that sort of mindset in the beginning.

00:24:01.400 But I feel like the outcome was better for the business.

00:24:04.040 And also,

00:24:06.720 well,

00:24:06.820 look,

00:24:07.020 what do I know?

00:24:07.660 Nothing.

00:24:08.920 I'm a one stripe white belt that hasn't been a class in almost a month because I,

00:24:13.500 my ribs kept getting fractured by women and men and women.

00:24:16.840 So I think that it was a great,

00:24:23.100 it looks,

00:24:23.820 it's great for the business.

00:24:25.220 Suddenly you got Dillashaw's back in there and,

00:24:27.600 you know,

00:24:28.920 he's back in the,

00:24:29.740 in the bout structure.

00:24:31.420 So you're going to get more fights out of him.

00:24:33.760 Sanhagen's still young.

00:24:34.900 You know,

00:24:35.240 he can,

00:24:35.800 you know,

00:24:36.160 he'll be able to meander around in there before,

00:24:38.840 you know,

00:24:39.940 he'll be able to,

00:24:40.840 you know,

00:24:41.880 you could insert him back in for that title shot whenever.

00:24:44.940 Maybe you run it back.

00:24:49.660 I don't know.

00:24:50.400 I just don't see,

00:24:52.040 I see how,

00:24:53.060 if I'm the business,

00:24:54.220 if I'm the business,

00:24:55.580 I,

00:24:56.080 then I give it to Dillashaw.

00:24:58.140 But if I'm a judge,

00:24:59.220 I side with how Anthony Smith said it,

00:25:01.080 you know,

00:25:01.660 the lion hearted one.

00:25:03.600 He said it after the show.

00:25:05.060 He said,

00:25:05.440 I had it for one,

00:25:06.540 uh,

00:25:07.440 Sanhagen's.

00:25:08.780 And that's how I had it,

00:25:10.100 man.

00:25:10.740 I had Sanhagen's winning.

00:25:12.420 Now,

00:25:12.800 Brennan Schaub would disagree with me,

00:25:14.340 but,

00:25:16.380 oh,

00:25:17.180 well,

00:25:18.280 I don't have to agree with him all the time if I don't want to,

00:25:20.960 or anyone.

00:25:22.520 And look,

00:25:23.000 I don't know what I'm talking about,

00:25:24.980 but I believe I know what I saw,

00:25:28.500 and I believe that Corey Sanhagen did enough to win.

00:25:34.140 So,

00:25:35.220 what else,

00:25:36.220 man?

00:25:36.500 What else do we have going on out here in the world?

00:25:39.600 I,

00:25:40.340 what else did I do?

00:25:42.700 Yeah,

00:25:43.160 that John Chris episode is just,

00:25:44.900 it's a good one.

00:25:46.800 You know,

00:25:47.360 we talked a lot about sex addiction,

00:25:50.200 and just,

00:25:51.580 why we kind of,

00:25:55.360 what young men are,

00:25:58.180 how our early lives shape,

00:26:00.980 how we interact,

00:26:03.320 with affection,

00:26:04.460 as we grow older.

00:26:12.340 And John was really forthright talking about his journey,

00:26:15.540 and his struggles,

00:26:16.380 and,

00:26:16.500 and sometimes,

00:26:19.120 you know,

00:26:19.500 we get in the struggle space where it's like,

00:26:22.120 once you enter the struggle space,

00:26:23.960 you,

00:26:24.220 you kind of think everything is a struggle.

00:26:28.540 And I recognize that,

00:26:30.400 you know.

00:26:32.900 Sometimes things just are what they are.

00:26:34.760 It's not necessarily a struggle.

00:26:36.420 It's not necessarily a,

00:26:38.160 a,

00:26:38.500 a,

00:26:39.160 a bonus,

00:26:42.460 or a,

00:26:43.500 a bravado,

00:26:45.000 or a positive.

00:26:46.000 It just is what it is.

00:26:47.380 But it was interesting,

00:26:50.860 man.

00:26:50.960 We talked about,

00:26:51.800 the first time you ever ejacked out of your body.

00:26:57.820 The first time you let that,

00:26:59.620 you know,

00:27:00.820 you let God's trout just kind of fly out of your body,

00:27:03.740 out of your,

00:27:04.360 out of your body.

00:27:08.420 And what that was like,

00:27:09.880 and the feeling from it.

00:27:14.020 You know,

00:27:14.560 I think I felt real ashamed,

00:27:16.000 and the first time I really just sprayed out.

00:27:22.360 I felt ashamed,

00:27:23.740 man.

00:27:25.440 I felt excited and fired up.

00:27:27.720 I felt like I had,

00:27:29.540 it's almost like your thumb wrestling,

00:27:31.140 and you really win against yourself.

00:27:33.320 And one of your thumbs is,

00:27:35.300 you know,

00:27:35.760 your pain is your wiener,

00:27:38.060 body wiener.

00:27:39.280 You know,

00:27:39.600 I remember being young,

00:27:40.860 and I found some liquor,

00:27:42.000 and some,

00:27:42.260 uh,

00:27:43.000 titty mags.

00:27:44.360 You know,

00:27:44.780 titty,

00:27:45.100 you know,

00:27:47.120 literature,

00:27:47.760 titty literature.

00:27:50.480 And I was up on this shelving unit,

00:27:52.080 and I climbed up there,

00:27:53.000 and found me a little,

00:27:53.800 the little jack stack.

00:27:55.040 You know,

00:27:55.260 my brother had something.

00:27:57.800 And he'd been touching himself,

00:27:59.260 and I didn't know it.

00:28:02.380 And I shouldn't know it.

00:28:03.420 There's only,

00:28:03.920 you know,

00:28:04.240 we had four children.

00:28:05.200 Now,

00:28:05.280 if we got up to seven children,

00:28:07.500 then maybe we could have started writing a little note,

00:28:09.260 leaving notes for each other.

00:28:10.280 But we was at four children in our household.

00:28:14.820 And I just remember pleasuring myself,

00:28:16.940 and then,

00:28:18.660 I'd been drinking,

00:28:19.380 he had a little bit of liquor up there,

00:28:20.940 Cisco.

00:28:23.660 Uh,

00:28:23.820 strawberry dazzle or something.

00:28:27.580 And it was urban liquor.

00:28:28.720 A lot of,

00:28:29.140 you'd see a lot of brothers sipping on it.

00:28:31.580 You know,

00:28:31.900 older men,

00:28:32.560 older,

00:28:32.920 older kind of darker men,

00:28:34.260 you'd see them sucking on a bottle of it over there by the A&P,

00:28:37.280 or behind the post office.

00:28:41.600 And I had that,

00:28:42.560 and I lipped down,

00:28:43.340 I gummed down two sips of that,

00:28:44.940 and next thing you know,

00:28:45.600 I'm pleasuring myself.

00:28:46.660 You know,

00:28:50.320 and the Lord's Neosporin is just flowing right out of my damn nuts.

00:28:57.080 And I remember feeling,

00:29:00.100 I mean,

00:29:01.020 I felt exalted.

00:29:02.020 I felt excited.

00:29:03.180 I felt,

00:29:04.860 but I also remember just feeling kind of shame,

00:29:07.860 because you had to go and clean it off my body.

00:29:09.960 I had to clean it off of me.

00:29:14.220 And I think I felt a lot of shame,

00:29:16.180 I think.

00:29:20.800 Because it really,

00:29:21.860 it's a precious metal,

00:29:22.920 man.

00:29:23.040 There's no more precious metal

00:29:24.360 than pure body semen.

00:29:29.240 I don't think.

00:29:31.400 And what do I know?

00:29:33.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:29:34.160 I'm just an adult.

00:29:37.260 But there's no more precious,

00:29:39.540 I mean,

00:29:40.020 I've always long said that it should be on the,

00:29:42.120 it should be on the periodic table.

00:29:49.140 You know,

00:29:49.620 it's that liquid life.

00:29:50.480 I can't believe carbon is on there.

00:29:53.640 Let me look up a periodic element.

00:29:58.540 Periodic element.

00:30:00.700 Let me rattle off a couple that are on here.

00:30:06.360 Damn.

00:30:09.940 Lorentium.

00:30:10.420 Who the hell is that?

00:30:13.100 Lorentium's on that shit.

00:30:14.200 Dubnium.

00:30:15.620 Come on,

00:30:16.280 man.

00:30:16.720 Dubnium?

00:30:18.280 And semenium on here?

00:30:21.880 Osmium.

00:30:23.400 Iridium,

00:30:23.880 dude.

00:30:24.060 He played basketball at our high school.

00:30:25.820 Iridium bay ham,

00:30:29.040 dude.

00:30:29.320 Come on.

00:30:31.640 So I'm just saying,

00:30:32.560 if anything should be on a periodic table,

00:30:34.220 all of them should be semen,

00:30:35.220 brother.

00:30:35.580 Body semen.

00:30:38.440 And that's a fact,

00:30:39.460 brother.

00:30:40.080 I mean,

00:30:40.540 that's an adult fact.

00:30:42.200 So,

00:30:43.020 but anyway,

00:30:44.100 like if you have a story,

00:30:45.140 if you want to share about the first time you ever busted out of your body,

00:30:48.360 first time you ever,

00:30:51.160 you know,

00:30:51.700 you're really just,

00:30:52.760 you're taking everything that's in you,

00:30:55.820 that's possible.

00:30:58.020 And just sharing that into the world.

00:31:01.540 Did you feel okay?

00:31:02.520 Did you feel bad?

00:31:05.320 You know,

00:31:05.860 hit the hotline,

00:31:07.020 985-664-9503.

00:31:13.380 And I'm coming off a rough patch too.

00:31:15.780 I've been,

00:31:16.620 you know,

00:31:16.940 I masturbated last night.

00:31:19.880 And so I think I'm feeling some type of way.

00:31:25.820 And it was the second night in a row for me.

00:31:30.820 So that's who I am right now.

00:31:34.800 And that's okay.

00:31:36.900 I still got up and stayed active this morning.

00:31:40.400 I plan on eating lunch.

00:31:41.740 I'm taking care of myself,

00:31:44.740 but

00:31:44.960 Riley Mal,

00:31:48.520 what do you think?

00:31:51.380 I'm joking.

00:31:52.040 He's not here.

00:31:52.620 Would it matter if he was here?

00:31:56.180 This would be his answer.

00:32:00.080 Of course.

00:32:00.760 What else do we have going on?

00:32:05.560 We got,

00:32:06.660 yeah,

00:32:08.240 if you have a story about that first bust,

00:32:10.060 man,

00:32:10.280 that time you brought it into the world.

00:32:13.500 Because once you,

00:32:14.460 you know,

00:32:14.940 once you,

00:32:15.500 once you really crack open that cavern,

00:32:19.860 it's hard to go back.

00:32:21.820 It's hard to roll that rock in front of that,

00:32:25.260 you know,

00:32:25.760 in front of this new

00:32:26.960 chasm

00:32:29.040 or chasm

00:32:31.000 that you've created in the world.

00:32:33.020 It's hard to close Pandora's box,

00:32:34.920 man.

00:32:35.980 You got that spunk stick on you,

00:32:38.120 you know?

00:32:39.320 You got that little fiddle,

00:32:40.980 man,

00:32:41.620 and you know how to play it.

00:32:44.620 You got that,

00:32:45.460 I want to feel good now

00:32:46.640 little handle on you.

00:32:48.260 And that's wiener,

00:32:49.940 baby.

00:32:50.160 That's body wiener.

00:32:52.200 I want to tell you about this right now

00:32:54.360 that

00:32:55.280 Mint Mobile is something

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00:34:41.400 and damn master,

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00:34:56.660 and damn reenacted the Bible

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00:36:31.060 Hit the hotline

00:36:31.940 if you have a good story

00:36:33.000 about how you,

00:36:34.440 you know,

00:36:34.680 or just what you felt like

00:36:36.080 the first time

00:36:37.800 you really

00:36:38.260 made pleasant

00:36:39.980 with yourself.

00:36:42.680 First time

00:36:43.460 you ever really

00:36:43.940 kind of took your little wiener

00:36:45.140 on a date

00:36:45.660 with your hand

00:36:46.340 when you did

00:36:47.880 that dirty dance

00:36:48.800 with that palm.

00:36:50.640 When you made a,

00:36:51.320 you know,

00:36:52.100 made a little batch

00:36:52.820 of palm salad.

00:36:54.580 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:55.500 Tell us about that.

00:36:57.460 985-664-9503

00:37:00.620 is the hotline.

00:37:02.320 And as always,

00:37:03.420 bless everybody.

00:37:04.240 Praise God.

00:37:04.820 What else, man?

00:37:08.080 We had some great calls

00:37:08.860 that came in

00:37:09.540 and some great videos.

00:37:13.360 I want to introduce you

00:37:14.440 first, though,

00:37:14.920 to a couple fellas

00:37:15.600 I'm really enamored with.

00:37:18.580 And you're going to see

00:37:19.480 these fellas right here

00:37:20.520 and these fellas

00:37:21.060 have Down syndrome.

00:37:24.400 And some of you

00:37:25.100 may not believe

00:37:25.760 in Down syndrome.

00:37:26.520 I'm out here

00:37:26.940 to debate that.

00:37:29.840 You know,

00:37:30.320 I beat it

00:37:30.800 when I was young

00:37:31.600 and they said

00:37:32.320 the doctor

00:37:34.600 in our town,

00:37:35.440 Dr. Henry.

00:37:38.960 He said,

00:37:39.720 I beat it.

00:37:41.300 And so I've always

00:37:42.280 felt indebted

00:37:43.140 to the DS community.

00:37:45.720 I've always,

00:37:48.580 you know,

00:37:48.940 when a lot of people

00:37:49.680 that have DS

00:37:50.740 will see me,

00:37:51.320 they know they,

00:37:52.860 I think they know

00:37:53.760 I'm one of those

00:37:54.380 cusp riders,

00:37:55.340 you know,

00:37:56.360 that I have

00:37:58.880 it in me

00:38:00.880 to be very similar

00:38:03.300 to them.

00:38:03.860 And if you haven't

00:38:04.800 seen these fellas

00:38:05.520 on TikTok,

00:38:07.220 this is called

00:38:08.640 Get Down

00:38:09.400 with S&M.

00:38:12.500 And S&M

00:38:13.220 is a different,

00:38:13.920 it's not like sexual.

00:38:15.500 This is

00:38:15.880 Down syndrome cooking.

00:38:20.880 Let's chime in

00:38:21.840 one time.

00:38:22.240 Beautiful young men

00:38:23.320 too,

00:38:23.580 and I think

00:38:23.940 they're brothers

00:38:24.660 or cousins

00:38:26.580 maybe.

00:38:26.980 Let's do some

00:38:29.020 chicken scoge.

00:38:35.960 First,

00:38:36.460 you cut some,

00:38:37.120 please.

00:38:41.960 And you can see

00:38:42.860 the fellas are right

00:38:43.620 here,

00:38:43.840 they're putting

00:38:44.240 chives or something

00:38:46.440 on a cutlet.

00:38:47.100 And my God,

00:38:50.400 it's beautiful,

00:38:50.920 man.

00:38:51.960 They're in a nice

00:38:52.780 kitchen.

00:38:53.280 If you haven't seen

00:38:53.940 two,

00:38:54.440 and they're Asian

00:38:54.980 fellas too,

00:38:56.480 a couple of

00:38:57.060 Bobby Lees.

00:38:57.840 If you haven't seen

00:38:58.340 a couple DS'd out

00:38:59.440 Bobby Lees put

00:39:00.400 chives on a,

00:39:02.100 on a cutlet,

00:39:04.960 man,

00:39:05.140 you're missing out.

00:39:05.900 And these fellas

00:39:06.360 are beautiful.

00:39:06.920 And one of them

00:39:13.360 smelled his hand

00:39:14.240 at the end,

00:39:14.880 and that's a,

00:39:16.500 that's nature,

00:39:17.500 baby.

00:39:18.020 And here's one

00:39:18.760 right here.

00:39:20.760 First,

00:39:21.320 you lick this.

00:39:22.820 You got any time?

00:39:26.200 Oh,

00:39:26.680 and they're

00:39:26.960 licking the,

00:39:27.500 the little rudders,

00:39:29.720 the,

00:39:29.920 they're licking

00:39:30.900 the cake batter

00:39:32.060 spinners.

00:39:34.180 Remember,

00:39:34.700 mom used to have

00:39:35.340 that thing,

00:39:35.880 she would fold it

00:39:36.540 back,

00:39:36.840 and put those

00:39:37.380 two little

00:39:37.840 spinners,

00:39:38.640 little dragon arms

00:39:40.900 in the deal,

00:39:41.620 and then they,

00:39:42.140 she'd turn it on.

00:39:45.020 Wow.

00:39:47.360 I don't know

00:39:48.460 what it is.

00:39:49.200 It's two

00:39:50.720 beaters,

00:39:52.380 beaters.

00:39:53.360 And you can see

00:39:54.020 these fellas

00:39:54.480 licking the beaters,

00:39:55.500 man.

00:39:57.160 A couple beautiful

00:39:58.200 little Bobby Lees

00:39:59.160 over here licking

00:39:59.760 these beaters.

00:40:00.420 A couple Stevie Lees,

00:40:01.580 man.

00:40:01.800 And these guys are,

00:40:03.760 they're pretty jacked.

00:40:04.840 Obviously,

00:40:05.180 these guys are on

00:40:06.080 pre-workout or

00:40:06.940 something.

00:40:08.280 And these guys

00:40:09.340 are beautiful,

00:40:10.380 handsome guys.

00:40:11.760 And they also

00:40:12.800 have Down syndrome,

00:40:13.780 but they're cooking.

00:40:15.580 And so,

00:40:16.040 it's just beautiful

00:40:16.580 to see what you

00:40:17.220 could do with

00:40:17.760 different,

00:40:18.620 you know,

00:40:20.980 if you have,

00:40:21.620 if you're missing

00:40:22.160 a couple,

00:40:23.340 you know,

00:40:23.640 a little bit of

00:40:24.080 your municipalities,

00:40:25.560 how you could

00:40:25.920 still make a

00:40:27.380 hors d'oeuvre

00:40:27.780 or do something

00:40:28.440 beautiful

00:40:28.860 and do a

00:40:29.400 dessert.

00:40:34.260 Oh,

00:40:34.780 yeah.

00:40:41.520 Oh,

00:40:41.960 yeah.

00:40:43.240 Little Danny

00:40:44.040 going in

00:40:44.620 on his

00:40:44.980 beater,

00:40:45.940 man.

00:40:46.100 He licked

00:40:46.400 that thing

00:40:46.740 about 15

00:40:47.420 times,

00:40:47.960 baby.

00:40:48.260 Heavy.

00:40:49.600 He real

00:40:50.040 tongue heavy.

00:40:50.740 Oh,

00:40:50.920 Marley is

00:40:51.480 one of them's

00:40:51.800 names.

00:40:52.200 Sean and

00:40:52.640 Marley.

00:40:53.140 Marley.

00:40:53.180 Marley.

00:40:53.200 Marley.

00:40:53.220 Marley.

00:40:53.240 Marley.

00:40:53.260 Marley.

00:40:54.180 Marley.

00:40:55.180 Marley.

00:40:55.240 Marley.

00:40:55.300 Marley.

00:40:57.240 Oh,

00:40:58.940 yeah.

00:40:59.160 Oh,

00:40:59.360 he put the

00:40:59.740 whole thing

00:41:00.180 in his mouth

00:41:00.740 at the end.

00:41:01.480 Oh,

00:41:01.620 oh,

00:41:01.880 oh,

00:41:02.420 oh,

00:41:02.720 oh,

00:41:02.780 oh,

00:41:03.700 oh,

00:41:04.100 oh,

00:41:04.260 oh,

00:41:04.460 oh,

00:41:04.720 oh,

00:41:04.800 oh,

00:41:04.980 man.

00:41:06.680 And that's

00:41:07.320 really,

00:41:07.620 you got to

00:41:07.900 have eight

00:41:08.260 children to

00:41:08.700 be doing

00:41:09.020 that kind

00:41:09.420 of thing

00:41:09.740 at the

00:41:10.020 house,

00:41:10.500 bubba.

00:41:10.720 But hey,

00:41:11.380 it's real

00:41:12.160 fearless,

00:41:12.840 man.

00:41:13.900 You know,

00:41:14.320 it's real

00:41:14.660 fearless.

00:41:15.160 So if you

00:41:15.480 want to see

00:41:15.840 some good

00:41:16.200 cooking with

00:41:16.700 those beautiful

00:41:17.160 guys,

00:41:17.540 Sean and

00:41:18.020 Marley on

00:41:18.660 TikTok.

00:41:20.920 And I

00:41:21.500 ended up in

00:41:21.980 the down

00:41:22.340 syndrome and

00:41:22.900 in the

00:41:23.220 autism

00:41:23.940 cycle.

00:41:25.660 A lot of

00:41:26.460 things that

00:41:26.840 get put into

00:41:27.400 my TikTok,

00:41:28.220 I'm in that

00:41:28.620 algorithm.

00:41:30.020 So that's

00:41:30.500 where I'm at.

00:41:32.080 You know

00:41:32.520 what I'm

00:41:32.740 saying?

00:41:33.020 I'm upstairs,

00:41:34.520 baby.

00:41:36.980 Praise

00:41:37.420 God,

00:41:38.020 man.

00:41:38.260 We'll watch

00:41:38.640 one more

00:41:39.060 where they

00:41:39.340 wash their

00:41:39.800 hands.

00:41:40.200 It really

00:41:40.480 is real

00:41:41.020 cute.

00:41:42.080 Let me

00:41:42.460 hand

00:41:42.900 Sean.

00:41:45.380 Sean.

00:41:47.220 Oh,

00:41:47.740 he's mad

00:41:50.760 he's

00:41:54.660 mad.

00:41:56.500 Oh,

00:41:57.020 he said

00:41:57.280 he needs

00:41:57.660 a hand

00:41:58.160 with the

00:41:58.540 with the

00:42:00.300 falafel

00:42:00.980 mix and

00:42:02.100 Sean is

00:42:03.520 went to

00:42:04.220 wash his

00:42:04.740 hands.

00:42:05.160 So they

00:42:05.360 have some

00:42:05.620 miscommunication.

00:42:09.760 Yeah,

00:42:10.300 not wash

00:42:10.780 your hands,

00:42:11.320 Sean.

00:42:12.900 Don't do

00:42:13.540 it.

00:42:14.960 Okay,

00:42:15.620 beautiful

00:42:15.980 right there,

00:42:16.620 man.

00:42:16.800 That's

00:42:17.020 awesome.

00:42:17.660 Good to

00:42:18.020 see that,

00:42:18.560 man.

00:42:19.380 What else?

00:42:19.920 We got

00:42:20.120 another video

00:42:20.940 was sent

00:42:21.320 in here.

00:42:21.660 It's a

00:42:21.920 TikTok,

00:42:22.600 a fight

00:42:23.120 on Spirit

00:42:23.740 Airlines.

00:42:24.480 Let's

00:42:24.700 go.

00:42:26.380 Uh-oh.

00:42:26.940 It's not

00:42:27.160 even worth

00:42:27.660 it.

00:42:27.820 It's not

00:42:28.080 even worth

00:42:28.500 it,

00:42:28.720 my shit.

00:42:29.200 Nah,

00:42:29.520 don't do

00:42:29.860 that.

00:42:30.360 She

00:42:30.520 trying to

00:42:30.820 bring

00:42:30.960 somebody

00:42:31.280 with

00:42:31.520 her.

00:42:36.300 This

00:42:36.720 is two

00:42:37.920 urban

00:42:38.280 women,

00:42:39.520 and they

00:42:40.420 like to

00:42:40.820 fight,

00:42:41.160 you know

00:42:41.400 that,

00:42:41.720 and they're

00:42:41.960 out here

00:42:42.260 about to

00:42:42.640 get at

00:42:43.080 it.

00:42:44.400 There

00:42:44.820 they

00:42:44.940 go.

00:42:46.680 It's

00:42:47.080 lit.

00:42:47.880 It's

00:42:48.140 lit.

00:42:49.260 It's

00:42:49.620 lit.

00:42:50.800 It's

00:42:51.320 lit.

00:42:52.680 It's

00:42:53.200 lit.

00:42:54.760 It's

00:42:55.320 lit.

00:42:55.940 Some

00:42:56.200 fella

00:42:56.520 got in.

00:42:58.220 A lot

00:42:58.740 of hair

00:42:59.040 pulling.

00:43:00.300 A lot

00:43:00.560 of ass,

00:43:01.000 a lot

00:43:01.140 of thick

00:43:01.520 ass

00:43:01.880 being.

00:43:05.280 She

00:43:05.720 didn't

00:43:05.940 pull her

00:43:06.320 whole

00:43:06.740 charge.

00:43:08.240 Ooh.

00:43:08.660 Ooh.

00:43:10.180 And there

00:43:10.800 you go right

00:43:11.340 there,

00:43:11.580 and this

00:43:11.800 kind of

00:43:12.140 stuff,

00:43:12.780 I mean,

00:43:13.700 this is the

00:43:16.100 kind of shit

00:43:16.640 it's like,

00:43:17.100 when does

00:43:17.580 it end?

00:43:19.000 You

00:43:19.100 know?

00:43:20.160 Why

00:43:20.540 people

00:43:20.920 can't

00:43:21.600 figure out

00:43:22.240 how to

00:43:22.520 be okay

00:43:23.140 in society?

00:43:25.280 You

00:43:25.420 know?

00:43:26.860 And this

00:43:27.600 is all

00:43:28.000 too common.

00:43:28.620 Black

00:43:28.820 people love

00:43:29.520 to fight

00:43:30.320 in,

00:43:32.260 kind of

00:43:33.420 like,

00:43:33.720 outside the

00:43:34.540 ring,

00:43:35.020 I feel

00:43:35.380 like.

00:43:37.760 You

00:43:37.980 know,

00:43:38.260 black

00:43:38.440 people are

00:43:38.720 not afraid

00:43:39.320 to fight

00:43:39.860 anywhere.

00:43:40.500 That's

00:43:40.740 really what

00:43:41.220 I'm

00:43:41.340 saying.

00:43:42.440 They'll

00:43:42.960 fight

00:43:43.300 wherever.

00:43:44.960 I think

00:43:45.720 other

00:43:46.160 cultures,

00:43:46.860 Mexican

00:43:47.280 people,

00:43:47.920 they fight

00:43:48.320 more like

00:43:48.680 in a

00:43:48.940 car wash

00:43:49.740 or in

00:43:50.140 a boxing

00:43:50.660 ring.

00:43:52.320 White

00:43:52.840 people,

00:43:53.320 I think,

00:43:53.540 more fight

00:43:53.980 like in

00:43:54.260 a courtroom

00:43:54.920 or

00:43:56.440 sometimes

00:43:58.480 outdoors,

00:43:59.480 like on

00:43:59.760 a porch.

00:44:02.580 But

00:44:03.020 Spirit

00:44:04.480 Airlines

00:44:04.980 really has

00:44:05.640 become the

00:44:06.220 bellator

00:44:06.700 of

00:44:07.880 kind of

00:44:11.600 like for

00:44:12.040 the urban

00:44:12.500 community

00:44:13.100 in the

00:44:13.720 sky.

00:44:14.460 It's

00:44:14.700 become the

00:44:15.180 bellator

00:44:15.560 of the

00:44:16.060 sky.

00:44:17.240 I think

00:44:17.640 that.

00:44:19.480 Now,

00:44:19.900 look,

00:44:20.520 I had to

00:44:21.000 fly Spirit

00:44:21.520 one time,

00:44:22.280 God bless,

00:44:23.060 man,

00:44:23.640 and I

00:44:24.940 saw two

00:44:25.720 dogs go

00:44:26.440 at it.

00:44:27.500 Two people

00:44:28.040 had dogs.

00:44:28.760 I don't know

00:44:29.020 if this was

00:44:29.440 sanctioned or

00:44:30.100 what,

00:44:30.340 but them

00:44:30.680 bitches

00:44:30.940 started

00:44:31.480 throating

00:44:31.860 at each

00:44:32.240 other.

00:44:32.800 Praise

00:44:33.060 God,

00:44:33.520 man.

00:44:33.880 So,

00:44:34.760 just stay

00:44:35.260 safe out

00:44:35.780 there.

00:44:36.000 If you're

00:44:36.220 on Spirit,

00:44:37.980 I think

00:44:38.980 just wear a

00:44:39.620 jersey,

00:44:40.120 wear an

00:44:40.420 Atlanta

00:44:40.740 Hawks

00:44:41.180 jersey,

00:44:41.680 wear something

00:44:42.320 that kind

00:44:43.220 of blends

00:44:43.740 in,

00:44:45.120 you know,

00:44:45.880 but know

00:44:47.880 that

00:44:49.500 you could

00:44:52.020 be near a

00:44:53.480 scuffle,

00:44:53.920 I think,

00:44:55.100 and that's

00:44:55.620 Spirit,

00:44:56.060 bro.

00:44:56.700 Amen.

00:44:57.420 That's Spirit.

00:44:58.500 We had a lot

00:44:59.140 of people calling

00:44:59.660 with their

00:45:00.020 last words,

00:45:01.540 last episode,

00:45:02.780 solo episode,

00:45:03.920 excuse me,

00:45:05.240 we talked

00:45:05.640 about what

00:45:05.900 the last

00:45:06.360 words would

00:45:07.180 be.

00:45:08.980 You know,

00:45:09.180 if you

00:45:09.360 had that,

00:45:10.340 you know,

00:45:10.600 you want

00:45:10.820 to die

00:45:11.160 somewhere

00:45:11.480 decent,

00:45:11.960 so you

00:45:12.140 have some

00:45:12.460 last words,

00:45:13.160 and here's

00:45:13.600 some people.

00:45:15.200 Yo,

00:45:15.500 Theo,

00:45:16.020 Vaughn,

00:45:16.560 this is

00:45:16.960 Benedict from

00:45:17.840 Berlin calling

00:45:18.560 about last

00:45:19.540 week's podcast,

00:45:20.840 last words.

00:45:22.400 Benedict from

00:45:23.680 Berlin,

00:45:24.400 baby,

00:45:24.700 thank you for

00:45:25.160 calling,

00:45:25.700 sir.

00:45:27.380 In

00:45:27.660 Berlin,

00:45:28.440 man,

00:45:28.680 man,

00:45:28.860 that's really

00:45:29.400 that,

00:45:29.900 uh,

00:45:30.480 you know,

00:45:32.860 Berlin is

00:45:33.600 a good

00:45:34.020 place,

00:45:34.580 I think,

00:45:35.280 to listen

00:45:36.440 to some

00:45:36.840 damn

00:45:37.140 Billy Idol

00:45:37.840 and spray

00:45:38.980 paint a

00:45:39.440 building,

00:45:39.860 baby,

00:45:40.140 praise God.

00:45:40.800 Let's hear

00:45:41.120 more.

00:45:42.740 I'm a huge

00:45:43.380 Johnny Guitar

00:45:44.280 Watson fan,

00:45:45.840 so,

00:45:46.380 uh,

00:45:46.800 I gotta quote

00:45:47.500 his last

00:45:48.060 words,

00:45:48.420 apparently

00:45:48.880 last words,

00:45:50.020 in Tokyo,

00:45:51.760 Japan,

00:45:52.460 last show,

00:45:53.300 he died on

00:45:53.760 stage,

00:45:55.000 and his last

00:45:55.760 words were,

00:45:57.120 ain't that a

00:45:58.640 bitch?

00:46:00.240 Amen.

00:46:01.860 There you go,

00:46:02.760 fresh out of

00:46:03.320 Berlin right

00:46:04.120 there,

00:46:04.440 fella hitting us

00:46:05.020 with some

00:46:05.320 last words,

00:46:05.860 ain't that a

00:46:06.380 bitch?

00:46:07.600 I like that.

00:46:10.340 Ain't that a

00:46:11.300 bitch?

00:46:13.380 Cause it is,

00:46:14.440 man.

00:46:16.160 You know,

00:46:16.920 life is just,

00:46:17.840 it's just,

00:46:18.400 it's another,

00:46:19.140 it's a bitch

00:46:19.720 after a bitch

00:46:20.540 after a bitch.

00:46:21.960 Here's a bitch,

00:46:22.640 there's a bitch,

00:46:23.280 everywhere's a

00:46:23.880 bitch,

00:46:24.200 bitch,

00:46:25.700 it's this bitch,

00:46:26.620 this bitch,

00:46:27.140 and I'm not

00:46:27.580 talking feminine,

00:46:28.340 I'm talking

00:46:29.040 just anything,

00:46:30.020 you know,

00:46:30.620 a dog bites

00:46:31.580 you,

00:46:32.580 you know,

00:46:32.940 a bad detergent

00:46:33.880 gets sold to

00:46:34.700 you,

00:46:36.660 you know,

00:46:38.060 somebody,

00:46:38.800 you know,

00:46:39.700 somebody whip

00:46:40.380 and weave out

00:46:41.040 on Spirit

00:46:41.580 Airline,

00:46:42.140 you know,

00:46:42.380 it just,

00:46:43.420 it never ends,

00:46:45.520 it's bad bitch

00:46:46.420 central out there,

00:46:48.300 and that's life,

00:46:50.920 it's really just

00:46:51.940 managing bad

00:46:52.800 bitches,

00:46:53.740 that's all it

00:46:54.560 is,

00:46:55.500 so thank you

00:46:56.680 for that,

00:46:57.060 ain't that

00:46:58.820 a bitch,

00:46:59.820 here's a couple

00:47:00.500 more that came

00:47:01.140 in,

00:47:01.320 here's one,

00:47:03.820 T.O.

00:47:05.140 Gang Gang,

00:47:06.100 this is your

00:47:06.480 boy Bamboo

00:47:07.420 from Connecticut,

00:47:09.040 and I'm

00:47:09.260 Bamboo,

00:47:11.200 and that's a

00:47:12.180 very,

00:47:12.740 that's a

00:47:13.440 taut wood,

00:47:14.280 baby,

00:47:15.200 you know,

00:47:16.280 something like

00:47:16.900 teak is more

00:47:17.620 malleable,

00:47:18.800 but Bamboo

00:47:19.900 out of Connecticut,

00:47:20.620 and you obviously,

00:47:22.640 your family's got

00:47:23.240 to be either

00:47:23.680 real rich or

00:47:24.560 real poor

00:47:25.160 to name their

00:47:25.720 child after

00:47:26.560 Asian forest

00:47:29.800 wood,

00:47:30.700 I think,

00:47:31.600 good to hear

00:47:32.580 from you,

00:47:32.960 Boo.

00:47:33.380 I was just

00:47:34.440 calling about

00:47:35.820 the whole

00:47:36.200 last words deal,

00:47:37.720 I know Riley

00:47:38.340 Mow was struggling

00:47:39.220 trying to figure

00:47:41.240 out his last

00:47:41.980 words,

00:47:42.580 so.

00:47:43.300 Riley Mow

00:47:44.100 struggles to

00:47:44.620 figure out his

00:47:45.080 first words,

00:47:46.480 you know,

00:47:46.920 the fella,

00:47:48.360 it's,

00:47:48.900 it's tough to

00:47:50.520 see that Asian

00:47:51.580 community is

00:47:52.400 really kind

00:47:54.180 of,

00:47:55.360 they're sputtering,

00:47:56.860 it's all,

00:47:58.740 you know,

00:47:58.880 everybody's

00:47:59.300 sputtering.

00:48:00.500 Well,

00:48:00.920 really,

00:48:02.140 I think I speak

00:48:02.780 for a lot of

00:48:03.360 us out there,

00:48:03.960 I would say,

00:48:05.140 my last words

00:48:06.480 would be,

00:48:08.220 delete my

00:48:08.420 browser history,

00:48:09.660 you know,

00:48:11.240 trying to have

00:48:11.720 my memory

00:48:12.180 attacked as

00:48:14.300 I fade out,

00:48:15.060 you know what

00:48:15.360 I mean?

00:48:15.800 Thank you,

00:48:16.320 Bubby.

00:48:16.560 Gang.

00:48:17.620 Gang,

00:48:18.100 baby,

00:48:18.260 you're right.

00:48:20.200 The last thing

00:48:21.140 I want them

00:48:21.520 to see is,

00:48:22.540 you know,

00:48:22.880 the naughty

00:48:23.340 things that

00:48:23.840 I've Googled

00:48:24.420 or looked

00:48:24.760 for.

00:48:27.640 You know,

00:48:28.220 and it's

00:48:28.520 sad,

00:48:28.880 man,

00:48:29.000 I mean,

00:48:29.140 I got the

00:48:29.480 blockers on

00:48:30.020 my phone

00:48:30.480 for the

00:48:30.780 pornography,

00:48:31.980 but I

00:48:32.580 found a

00:48:32.880 loophole

00:48:33.300 through

00:48:33.540 Twitter.

00:48:36.940 So I'm

00:48:37.340 out there,

00:48:37.780 sometimes I'm

00:48:38.120 on,

00:48:38.460 you know,

00:48:39.600 Perv City

00:48:40.260 and Perv

00:48:40.900 Support,

00:48:41.640 and it

00:48:43.160 just,

00:48:44.000 oh,

00:48:44.600 man,

00:48:44.980 the shame,

00:48:45.600 the shame,

00:48:45.980 the depletion.

00:48:52.260 Just blowing

00:48:53.140 your little,

00:48:54.080 you know,

00:48:54.640 just blowing

00:48:55.200 your nut

00:48:55.700 nose

00:48:56.240 into a

00:48:58.080 little

00:48:58.240 handkerchief

00:48:58.880 or into

00:48:59.260 a dam

00:48:59.720 and just

00:49:01.940 washing it

00:49:02.600 down the drain.

00:49:04.040 Dear God.

00:49:05.780 Anyway,

00:49:06.360 Bamboo,

00:49:06.760 I hope you're

00:49:07.120 doing well

00:49:07.600 out there,

00:49:08.140 brother.

00:49:09.440 I hope you're

00:49:10.180 doing well,

00:49:10.760 Bamboo.

00:49:11.180 Oh,

00:49:12.580 my neighbor

00:49:12.900 has a

00:49:13.200 dog named

00:49:13.720 Bamboo

00:49:14.080 as well.

00:49:15.940 So cool

00:49:16.500 to hear it.

00:49:17.540 Cool to hear

00:49:17.940 the name

00:49:18.300 again.

00:49:19.000 I like

00:49:19.300 hearing it.

00:49:19.960 Bamboo.

00:49:22.480 All right,

00:49:23.220 let's hear

00:49:23.580 another one

00:49:23.980 that came

00:49:24.340 in.

00:49:24.740 Here we

00:49:24.960 go.

00:49:27.180 Hey,

00:49:27.500 what's up,

00:49:27.960 CO?

00:49:28.340 This is

00:49:28.700 Ryan down

00:49:29.440 in South

00:49:29.980 Georgia.

00:49:30.480 down in

00:49:31.960 Sojo,

00:49:32.700 huh?

00:49:33.480 South

00:49:33.920 Georgia,

00:49:34.620 baby.

00:49:35.500 And it

00:49:36.040 gets a

00:49:36.360 little rural

00:49:36.960 out there.

00:49:39.000 It gets

00:49:39.640 a little

00:49:39.920 interesting.

00:49:40.680 You head

00:49:40.880 down towards

00:49:41.420 Jacksonville.

00:49:43.360 You know,

00:49:43.980 you see a

00:49:44.480 lot of

00:49:44.760 people down

00:49:45.340 there getting

00:49:45.740 a little

00:49:45.960 rural.

00:49:48.080 A lot

00:49:48.600 of people,

00:49:49.120 you know,

00:49:50.920 limited

00:49:51.500 alphabet.

00:49:52.200 You'll see

00:49:52.480 a 20-letter

00:49:53.140 alphabet down

00:49:54.000 there.

00:49:54.480 Like,

00:49:54.620 damn.

00:49:56.400 You know,

00:49:56.940 you show

00:49:57.260 up with a

00:49:57.640 W,

00:49:58.040 they don't

00:49:58.280 know what

00:49:58.560 you're

00:49:58.700 talking

00:49:58.960 about.

00:50:00.480 You show

00:50:02.060 up with

00:50:02.240 an R,

00:50:02.780 they shocked.

00:50:04.720 Let's hear

00:50:05.120 more.

00:50:06.540 Calling

00:50:06.980 about what

00:50:07.720 would my

00:50:08.080 last words

00:50:08.980 be.

00:50:10.380 You

00:50:10.860 probably

00:50:11.120 have to

00:50:11.440 play on

00:50:12.100 to the

00:50:12.480 timing,

00:50:13.140 but I

00:50:14.100 probably

00:50:14.380 say,

00:50:15.200 I

00:50:17.040 hid a

00:50:18.360 billion

00:50:18.640 dollars

00:50:19.280 and

00:50:20.780 that's

00:50:22.080 it.

00:50:22.500 I'm

00:50:22.700 out,

00:50:23.240 cold.

00:50:24.460 The

00:50:24.680 whole

00:50:24.920 family

00:50:25.420 is just

00:50:25.800 left.

00:50:26.680 Like,

00:50:27.340 dang,

00:50:27.740 where's

00:50:28.020 this money

00:50:28.420 at?

00:50:28.780 Okay,

00:50:30.940 so you

00:50:31.180 give half

00:50:32.400 a clue.

00:50:32.820 I hid

00:50:33.120 the million.

00:50:33.620 I hid

00:50:33.980 this,

00:50:34.460 you know.

00:50:36.180 Your

00:50:36.620 real

00:50:36.980 father is.

00:50:38.020 That would

00:50:38.360 be a good

00:50:38.780 one.

00:50:39.340 If you

00:50:39.460 had

00:50:39.620 children,

00:50:40.200 stunt

00:50:40.460 them a

00:50:40.820 little.

00:50:41.900 Your

00:50:42.160 real

00:50:42.460 father,

00:50:45.000 you

00:50:45.320 know.

00:50:47.420 I was

00:50:48.060 molested

00:50:48.560 by the

00:50:48.960 postman,

00:50:49.740 something

00:50:49.940 like that.

00:50:51.200 Give

00:50:51.460 a clue

00:50:51.820 to

00:50:52.020 something.

00:50:54.300 I like

00:50:54.960 that.

00:50:55.980 It's

00:50:56.380 interesting.

00:50:56.700 I hid

00:50:57.040 the

00:50:57.220 million.

00:50:57.860 Now,

00:50:59.100 if you

00:50:59.260 have a

00:50:59.660 structure

00:51:00.020 of a

00:51:00.360 life where

00:51:00.860 your family

00:51:01.620 is going

00:51:01.840 to believe

00:51:02.300 that,

00:51:04.240 but if

00:51:04.800 you're

00:51:05.000 living in

00:51:05.420 a four-door

00:51:05.980 sedan,

00:51:08.300 you know,

00:51:08.860 and you

00:51:09.200 accidentally

00:51:09.620 park in

00:51:10.140 a garage

00:51:10.620 and you

00:51:11.120 keep the

00:51:11.640 thing on

00:51:12.520 and,

00:51:12.820 you know,

00:51:13.860 the gas

00:51:14.560 gets you

00:51:15.040 and you

00:51:15.280 lunged out

00:51:15.920 on that

00:51:16.240 carbon

00:51:16.560 oxide.

00:51:18.620 If you're

00:51:19.200 dying from

00:51:19.640 carbon

00:51:19.960 oxide,

00:51:20.700 man,

00:51:21.000 and you

00:51:21.240 tell your

00:51:21.640 kid I hid

00:51:22.080 the million

00:51:22.480 dollars,

00:51:22.820 you're like,

00:51:23.060 you're a

00:51:23.340 fucking

00:51:23.580 deadbeat.

00:51:24.200 The kid's

00:51:24.760 not going

00:51:25.180 to fully

00:51:26.660 believe you,

00:51:27.360 so you

00:51:27.600 need

00:51:27.780 believability.

00:51:29.100 That's

00:51:29.380 what that

00:51:29.660 one's

00:51:29.860 missing.

00:51:30.940 Let's

00:51:31.300 hear another

00:51:31.720 one,

00:51:32.040 the last

00:51:32.480 one.

00:51:32.760 Here we

00:51:33.000 go.

00:51:33.300 Thank you

00:51:33.600 for these

00:51:34.300 as well.

00:51:36.320 What up,

00:51:36.940 Theo?

00:51:37.180 This is

00:51:37.480 Bo.

00:51:38.640 Calling in

00:51:39.200 about my

00:51:39.600 last words.

00:51:40.260 I think

00:51:40.540 if I'm

00:51:40.840 being realistic,

00:51:42.940 it's probably

00:51:43.340 just going

00:51:43.640 to be

00:51:43.860 fucked,

00:51:44.380 you know,

00:51:44.980 on my

00:51:45.660 way out

00:51:46.220 as I

00:51:46.760 get stabbed

00:51:47.440 or shot.

00:51:49.860 You know,

00:51:50.240 everyone's

00:51:50.660 going to

00:51:50.840 just throw

00:51:51.160 out a

00:51:51.400 fuck,

00:51:51.980 and then

00:51:52.320 you're

00:51:52.500 lucky if

00:51:52.900 you get

00:51:53.140 something

00:51:53.380 else

00:51:53.620 out

00:51:53.800 after

00:51:54.040 that.

00:51:54.920 I don't

00:51:55.200 know.

00:51:55.520 What do

00:51:55.700 you think?

00:51:57.080 Gang,

00:51:57.560 baby,

00:51:57.920 you know,

00:51:59.580 that's

00:51:59.880 interesting

00:52:00.200 because

00:52:00.460 sex is

00:52:02.960 what got

00:52:03.460 us into

00:52:03.800 the world.

00:52:07.040 And I

00:52:07.580 would bet

00:52:07.960 you're right.

00:52:08.500 I bet

00:52:08.700 eight out

00:52:09.060 of ten

00:52:09.360 times the

00:52:09.980 last word

00:52:10.440 is fuck.

00:52:11.500 Or F-U-C-K.

00:52:12.660 I don't

00:52:12.820 want to say

00:52:13.200 it that

00:52:13.480 much,

00:52:13.820 but F-U-C-K.

00:52:15.320 And you

00:52:15.620 know what

00:52:15.820 I'm

00:52:15.940 saying.

00:52:17.200 Fuck.

00:52:17.600 So that's

00:52:22.500 what's the

00:52:22.780 irony of

00:52:23.280 it all.

00:52:24.280 It took

00:52:25.020 somebody

00:52:25.400 doing sex

00:52:26.200 to even

00:52:26.540 get you

00:52:26.900 to exist.

00:52:28.260 And now

00:52:28.960 you're on

00:52:29.240 your way

00:52:29.620 out and

00:52:30.000 that's the

00:52:30.360 last thing

00:52:30.840 you're

00:52:31.000 saying.

00:52:37.520 It's

00:52:37.960 full circle,

00:52:38.720 baby.

00:52:40.820 It's a

00:52:41.440 dirty round

00:52:42.060 about.

00:52:44.860 It's that

00:52:45.480 ankle.

00:52:48.160 You

00:52:48.560 flow in,

00:52:49.700 you flow

00:52:50.300 out.

00:52:52.840 Being

00:52:53.240 alive.

00:52:55.560 We got a

00:52:56.180 beautiful

00:52:56.380 single mom

00:52:57.040 nomination I'm

00:52:57.680 going to get

00:52:57.940 to in just

00:52:58.320 a second.

00:52:58.580 I got to

00:52:58.800 let you

00:52:59.060 know that

00:52:59.560 this summer

00:53:01.160 get the

00:53:01.480 most out

00:53:01.800 of your

00:53:01.960 travels

00:53:02.300 abroad by

00:53:02.880 learning the

00:53:03.380 language of

00:53:03.960 your destination

00:53:04.780 with

00:53:05.380 Babbel.

00:53:07.140 Babbel,

00:53:07.800 Babbel,

00:53:08.400 Babbel,

00:53:09.000 Babbel.

00:53:10.120 The number

00:53:10.760 one selling

00:53:11.400 language learning

00:53:12.760 app from

00:53:14.440 ordering in

00:53:15.120 restaurants or

00:53:15.720 asking for

00:53:16.380 directions

00:53:17.280 to gaining

00:53:18.560 a deeper

00:53:19.120 understanding

00:53:19.880 of the

00:53:20.280 culture.

00:53:21.280 Babbel

00:53:21.720 makes the

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00:56:01.360 That's the

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00:56:08.800 You know it.

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00:56:19.840 know where

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00:56:21.140 I'm

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00:56:26.640 We want to

00:56:27.000 do something

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00:56:27.860 single mom.

00:56:29.000 I want to

00:56:29.380 thank our

00:56:29.680 Patreon supporters

00:56:30.540 as well.

00:56:31.020 We have a

00:56:31.320 very small

00:56:31.940 Patreon, but

00:56:32.620 we are very

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00:56:38.840 just trying to

00:56:40.300 think of

00:56:40.600 somebody different

00:56:41.140 than myself.

00:56:42.020 And we got

00:56:42.620 this nomination

00:56:43.180 video came in

00:56:44.060 right here.

00:56:45.840 Hey, Theo.

00:56:46.700 This is Remy.

00:56:47.440 I'm calling

00:56:47.960 you from

00:56:48.520 Ottawa, Canada.

00:56:50.940 Remy up

00:56:51.580 there, Canadian.

00:56:53.840 And Remy, I'm

00:56:54.580 not sure if

00:56:55.060 that's just part

00:56:55.720 of a name or

00:56:56.340 not.

00:56:56.980 Maybe Jeremy?

00:56:59.700 And I don't

00:57:00.340 know what the

00:57:00.820 exchange rate is

00:57:01.720 on names, but

00:57:02.700 hell, I'll spot

00:57:04.480 you at J-E-R,

00:57:05.420 buddy, if you

00:57:05.880 need one.

00:57:06.800 That's what we

00:57:07.280 do down here.

00:57:08.020 But onward.

00:57:09.240 I want to

00:57:09.900 nominate my

00:57:10.580 friend Louise,

00:57:11.420 who's a single

00:57:12.220 mom living in

00:57:13.240 Slocan Valley,

00:57:14.180 British Columbia.

00:57:15.320 She's got four

00:57:15.980 kids.

00:57:16.500 Two of them

00:57:17.780 have autism.

00:57:19.780 Who doesn't,

00:57:20.660 buddy?

00:57:21.160 And I'm not

00:57:22.000 saying that

00:57:22.420 judgmentally.

00:57:22.980 Thank you for

00:57:23.440 saying that.

00:57:24.560 But everybody

00:57:25.240 has it now.

00:57:26.020 I swear, you

00:57:26.420 can't even meet

00:57:27.780 it.

00:57:27.960 You couldn't

00:57:28.280 find nine

00:57:28.920 people that

00:57:29.340 don't have

00:57:29.600 autism.

00:57:30.420 If I gave

00:57:30.860 you probably

00:57:31.180 14 minutes.

00:57:32.100 Onward, Bubba.

00:57:32.700 Thank you.

00:57:33.800 The kids

00:57:34.300 have cystic

00:57:34.940 fibrosis.

00:57:36.060 And she

00:57:36.840 just pours

00:57:37.580 everything into

00:57:38.220 these kids,

00:57:38.820 man.

00:57:39.140 She's been

00:57:39.500 homeschooling

00:57:40.140 them since

00:57:40.840 before the

00:57:42.020 pandemic.

00:57:43.260 She puts

00:57:44.280 so much

00:57:44.620 work into

00:57:45.060 making sure

00:57:45.580 they're eating

00:57:46.480 healthy and

00:57:47.100 staying active.

00:57:49.040 And it's

00:57:49.900 just been

00:57:50.220 hard the

00:57:50.740 last year

00:57:52.560 kind of

00:57:53.000 watching her

00:57:53.520 struggle with

00:57:54.100 the isolation

00:57:54.680 of the

00:57:55.060 pandemic.

00:57:55.800 And we

00:57:57.160 all are

00:57:57.880 kind of

00:57:58.180 struggling with

00:57:58.720 depression right

00:57:59.400 now, but

00:57:59.780 it's just

00:58:00.120 been so hard

00:58:01.380 watching someone

00:58:02.040 who works so

00:58:03.380 hard to make

00:58:03.960 the life of

00:58:04.480 her kids

00:58:04.800 happy, you

00:58:05.680 know, also

00:58:06.080 kind of feel

00:58:07.600 sad and

00:58:08.720 kind of

00:58:09.060 isolated.

00:58:09.500 So I

00:58:09.940 think I

00:58:10.740 don't know

00:58:11.020 anyone who

00:58:11.500 would deserve

00:58:12.020 the chance

00:58:12.940 to just

00:58:14.160 treat herself

00:58:14.800 and do

00:58:15.120 something fun

00:58:15.600 with her

00:58:15.880 kids.

00:58:16.200 So yeah,

00:58:17.580 man, you're

00:58:18.320 the best gang

00:58:19.120 gang, gang

00:58:20.380 brother.

00:58:20.740 Thank you,

00:58:21.200 man.

00:58:21.420 That's that's

00:58:22.220 really sweet

00:58:22.680 of you.

00:58:23.920 And everybody

00:58:24.920 is everybody

00:58:25.720 is having

00:58:27.320 some effects

00:58:28.000 from this

00:58:28.480 pandemic from

00:58:29.820 the isolation.

00:58:30.700 That's really

00:58:31.380 the big thing.

00:58:33.640 More people

00:58:34.500 are the effects

00:58:36.180 from the

00:58:37.300 isolation from

00:58:38.380 COVID.

00:58:39.500 and the

00:58:41.580 separation

00:58:42.560 will

00:58:45.520 are

00:58:47.560 are

00:58:49.380 so much

00:58:50.540 bigger than

00:58:52.120 anything I

00:58:53.360 believe that

00:58:53.880 this COVID

00:58:54.420 itself could

00:58:55.220 ever do.

00:58:57.880 But let's

00:58:58.660 give a call

00:58:59.160 to her.

00:58:59.700 Let me see

00:59:00.140 if he said

00:59:00.520 her name.

00:59:02.360 Hey, Theo.

00:59:03.380 This is Remy.

00:59:04.280 I'm calling you

00:59:04.820 from Ottawa,

00:59:06.160 Canada.

00:59:07.240 I want to

00:59:07.960 nominate my

00:59:08.620 friend Louise,

00:59:09.480 who's it?

00:59:10.020 Louise.

00:59:11.020 And I'm from

00:59:11.620 Louisiana,

00:59:12.260 so that's a

00:59:12.900 perfect mix

00:59:13.540 right there,

00:59:14.080 man.

00:59:14.940 Yeah, let's

00:59:15.280 see if we

00:59:15.520 can't give a

00:59:15.920 call to

00:59:16.260 Louise right

00:59:17.100 now.

00:59:18.940 Hey, Louise.

00:59:20.760 Hi.

00:59:21.520 Hey, how

00:59:22.140 are you?

00:59:23.460 I'm good.

00:59:24.220 How are you?

00:59:24.860 Good.

00:59:25.300 I'm not a

00:59:25.720 creep or anything.

00:59:26.420 I just, I

00:59:28.360 am calling, I

00:59:29.860 work at a

00:59:30.760 podcast.

00:59:31.700 My name is

00:59:32.120 Theo, and I

00:59:34.000 work at a

00:59:34.700 podcast, and

00:59:36.160 every so often

00:59:37.920 we do, we

00:59:38.660 have, people

00:59:39.560 will submit a

00:59:41.420 friend or

00:59:42.020 someone they

00:59:42.540 know who's a

00:59:43.500 single mom.

00:59:44.040 We do

00:59:44.240 something for

00:59:44.680 single moms.

00:59:45.360 It's kind of

00:59:45.740 nice.

00:59:46.480 And you have a

00:59:47.280 friend named

00:59:47.620 Remy who I

00:59:49.100 think just

00:59:49.500 thinks that

00:59:49.920 you're just a

00:59:50.560 special gal and

00:59:52.080 really admires

00:59:52.920 you.

00:59:54.360 So he

00:59:55.080 submitted you

00:59:55.780 for our

00:59:56.200 single mom

00:59:56.740 nomination.

00:59:58.500 Yeah, he

00:59:59.140 told me it

00:59:59.720 was a surprise.

01:00:00.580 He's been

01:00:00.920 very cryptic

01:00:02.300 about this.

01:00:03.540 Well, we

01:00:04.140 are a cryptic

01:00:04.840 bunch here at

01:00:05.400 this podcast, I

01:00:06.080 will say that.

01:00:06.920 So that's

01:00:08.180 pretty normal.

01:00:09.700 But he just

01:00:10.440 said he really

01:00:10.980 admires you.

01:00:12.220 You know, he

01:00:12.540 said that you

01:00:13.080 have, he said

01:00:13.920 you do

01:00:14.520 homeschooling, you

01:00:15.240 have four

01:00:15.620 children, you

01:00:16.080 guys homeschool

01:00:16.720 up there?

01:00:18.060 Yeah, yeah,

01:00:18.800 we, I, I'm

01:00:19.600 in BC, southern

01:00:21.300 BC, and I

01:00:22.580 homeschool my

01:00:23.780 four kids, and

01:00:24.620 we, we have

01:00:25.780 sheep and

01:00:26.540 ducks, and

01:00:27.680 we're pretty

01:00:29.120 kind of living

01:00:29.800 off the, we're

01:00:32.020 just kind of

01:00:32.400 wild, wild

01:00:33.240 people.

01:00:33.720 Yeah, that

01:00:35.480 sounds pretty

01:00:36.000 cool.

01:00:36.560 Is it, I

01:00:37.000 bet the kids

01:00:37.500 love being

01:00:37.960 around the

01:00:38.300 animals, huh?

01:00:39.860 Yeah, like,

01:00:40.760 yeah, not as

01:00:41.700 much as I had

01:00:42.260 hoped.

01:00:42.520 I only just

01:00:43.100 got sheep, I

01:00:43.580 have always, we

01:00:43.960 have always had

01:00:44.640 like dogs, I

01:00:45.480 have an acreage,

01:00:46.800 so the intention

01:00:47.940 was when I

01:00:48.520 bought it years

01:00:49.840 ago that we

01:00:50.400 would, um,

01:00:51.740 I thought I

01:00:53.400 would do more

01:00:53.840 farming, but

01:00:54.560 then I kind

01:00:55.420 of did the

01:00:56.000 whole kid

01:00:56.460 thing, and

01:00:57.040 now I, I

01:00:58.980 do sort of

01:00:59.580 an unschooled

01:01:01.140 homeschooling, so

01:01:03.380 we don't do

01:01:04.040 any, like, set

01:01:05.520 classes, per se.

01:01:07.000 They just sort

01:01:08.860 of run wild, but

01:01:09.760 in, in like, a

01:01:11.040 healthy, awesome

01:01:11.840 way.

01:01:12.280 Yeah.

01:01:13.420 Wow, that

01:01:14.120 sounds awesome.

01:01:16.700 Where are you?

01:01:17.320 I live in

01:01:18.760 Nashville, and

01:01:19.780 I'm in Nashville

01:01:21.540 right now.

01:01:23.100 Okay.

01:01:23.700 So we just

01:01:24.500 operate out of

01:01:25.040 Nashville and

01:01:25.600 out of Los

01:01:26.040 Angeles, but,

01:01:27.140 um, but yeah,

01:01:28.560 sometimes I, like,

01:01:29.600 it almost sounds

01:01:30.140 like summer camp.

01:01:31.000 Does it feel like

01:01:31.660 that a little bit?

01:01:33.400 Yeah, yeah, it

01:01:34.420 totally does.

01:01:35.240 We, um, people

01:01:36.500 come and hang

01:01:37.080 out, and, and

01:01:38.360 they're sort of

01:01:38.820 like, they're like

01:01:40.360 on holiday, and

01:01:41.120 my kids are like,

01:01:41.760 but this is

01:01:42.120 every day, isn't

01:01:42.760 it?

01:01:43.060 They're pretty

01:01:44.640 much barefoot all

01:01:45.500 the time, and

01:01:46.600 they just dig in

01:01:48.440 the woods, and

01:01:48.860 it's so interesting

01:01:49.380 because we have, I

01:01:50.280 have, um, my

01:01:51.580 daughter's almost

01:01:52.640 13, and so she

01:01:53.620 has friends, her

01:01:55.020 one very close

01:01:55.700 friends in Toronto,

01:01:56.800 her cousin, and

01:01:57.440 she goes to, uh,

01:01:58.960 like, uh, an

01:02:00.960 academic, very

01:02:01.780 academic private

01:02:02.620 school, and they

01:02:03.440 hang out in the

01:02:03.820 summer, and, you

01:02:04.540 know, you wouldn't

01:02:05.980 know one has gone

01:02:06.980 to, like, through

01:02:07.640 the whole super

01:02:10.060 academic in how

01:02:11.240 they converse or

01:02:11.940 how they talk.

01:02:12.400 I mean, they know

01:02:12.840 different things,

01:02:13.520 sure, but my

01:02:14.540 daughter knows

01:02:15.000 things that she

01:02:15.440 doesn't know, and

01:02:16.080 she knows things

01:02:16.920 that my daughter

01:02:17.920 doesn't know, but

01:02:18.480 neither feel like

01:02:20.160 they know less or

01:02:21.380 more, you know, like

01:02:22.000 they don't know

01:02:22.580 anything compared to

01:02:23.380 the other.

01:02:24.060 Right.

01:02:24.480 It's fascinating.

01:02:25.300 Yeah, that sounds

01:02:26.000 pretty fascinating.

01:02:26.620 It's almost like an

01:02:27.140 experiment in some

01:02:28.100 ways.

01:02:28.760 That's what Remy

01:02:29.420 told me.

01:02:30.720 I was doing his

01:02:31.900 PhD, and I was

01:02:32.600 like, man, I

01:02:33.140 always wanted to

01:02:33.660 do more, but, you

01:02:34.940 know, this is what

01:02:35.700 I'm doing now, and

01:02:36.300 he's like, you're

01:02:36.740 living the experiment.

01:02:38.780 Yeah, it sounds

01:02:39.500 pretty magical, I

01:02:40.400 think.

01:02:40.700 They must be really

01:02:41.360 proud of you.

01:02:41.960 Is it, it must be

01:02:44.060 really, does it feel

01:02:45.340 kind of empowering, or

01:02:46.300 does it feel

01:02:46.620 exhausting to have to

01:02:47.620 be like the teacher

01:02:48.380 and the mom and

01:02:49.120 everything, kind of?

01:02:50.760 No, I would say

01:02:51.760 empowering.

01:02:52.360 I mean, sometimes

01:02:53.040 it's a lot, sometimes,

01:02:54.940 but it's a lot, I

01:02:56.020 would say, in a good

01:02:56.860 way, especially as

01:02:57.420 they get older and

01:02:58.080 you can really see

01:02:58.920 the things that I

01:03:01.000 had hoped would

01:03:01.560 happen are happening.

01:03:02.720 You know, when

01:03:03.040 they're toddlers and

01:03:03.680 you're like, God, I

01:03:04.300 hope this is going to

01:03:04.880 work out.

01:03:05.720 And all these other

01:03:06.640 people are doing

01:03:07.000 different things, and

01:03:07.620 they're like, oh,

01:03:08.000 no, that's

01:03:08.480 totally going to be

01:03:08.980 bad.

01:03:09.180 Because my kids

01:03:10.220 don't, they didn't

01:03:11.320 learn to read early,

01:03:12.780 and my daughter, as I

01:03:14.780 say, now she's 13, and

01:03:16.160 she's reading, you

01:03:16.780 know, all the big,

01:03:18.380 thick, you know, teen

01:03:19.400 books, whatever, from

01:03:20.440 the libraries and

01:03:21.220 everything, but she

01:03:22.480 didn't learn to read

01:03:23.080 until she was 10, and

01:03:23.980 the people that were

01:03:24.860 just breathing down

01:03:25.440 my neck, like, she's

01:03:25.900 not going to learn to

01:03:26.460 read, and I was like,

01:03:27.280 no, I've done my

01:03:28.440 research, and this is

01:03:29.280 going to work, and

01:03:30.000 she reads perfectly.

01:03:31.880 She reads brilliantly,

01:03:33.020 and she has no baggage

01:03:34.040 about that she didn't

01:03:34.820 learn to read when she

01:03:35.700 was six or five or four

01:03:38.340 or anything, and so

01:03:39.640 it's empowering when

01:03:41.180 it works.

01:03:42.020 It's kind of a little

01:03:42.880 bit scary when you're

01:03:44.120 doing it, and you're

01:03:44.700 like, well, I hope this

01:03:45.840 is going to work.

01:03:47.240 Yeah, I bet.

01:03:48.200 Dang, that's cool,

01:03:49.020 though.

01:03:49.200 I'm glad to see, I'm

01:03:50.080 glad to hear that it's

01:03:50.740 working out.

01:03:51.760 It really sounds like,

01:03:53.820 yeah, it sounds like

01:03:55.320 fun.

01:03:58.000 It is, you know, it

01:03:59.040 is, it is, it is.

01:04:00.720 I feel like to really

01:04:02.640 embrace it, you have to

01:04:03.620 be pretty, just have

01:04:08.100 fun with them.

01:04:08.820 Like, I kind of just,

01:04:09.900 they just kind of do

01:04:10.680 what they want.

01:04:11.180 I'm not relaxed, like,

01:04:12.920 and we live near a

01:04:14.040 river, so we go swimming

01:04:14.840 all the time.

01:04:15.360 Like, we walk over to

01:04:15.940 the river, and we swim,

01:04:16.880 and you, and I know my

01:04:18.040 kids think I'm really

01:04:18.700 casual, because they

01:04:19.940 don't wear life jackets,

01:04:20.920 and they can all swim,

01:04:21.740 and they're swimming the

01:04:22.340 current, but it's a

01:04:22.920 strong current.

01:04:23.440 I mean, it's not wide,

01:04:24.160 but it's, but the other

01:04:25.400 day, my one son, he's

01:04:26.840 eight, and he wasn't

01:04:28.220 paying attention, and he

01:04:29.020 just got swept a bit

01:04:29.840 farther down, and then I

01:04:31.740 was like, get in, and

01:04:32.620 his sister pulled him,

01:04:33.380 and it was, like, it

01:04:34.220 was fun.

01:04:34.760 I would have gone and

01:04:35.400 got him, but he sort of

01:04:36.400 was then horrified that I

01:04:37.940 kind of, like, actually

01:04:38.840 came down on him, because

01:04:40.220 most of the time I don't,

01:04:41.060 like, I don't get that.

01:04:42.160 I live by a philosophy of

01:04:43.600 we have very few rules,

01:04:44.660 but the rules we have are

01:04:45.900 absolute, you know, you

01:04:47.320 don't ever, but pretty

01:04:49.060 much everything else, you

01:04:50.220 know, we're, you can bend

01:04:52.040 on those things.

01:04:52.740 I don't force many things,

01:04:55.400 but it was kind of a

01:04:57.400 wake-up call, and then I

01:04:58.260 think he maybe was a

01:04:59.060 little bit more aware

01:04:59.600 that I'm not actually as

01:05:01.100 casual as I appeared.

01:05:02.620 I think, well, I think

01:05:04.480 some people, you know,

01:05:05.100 they're overprotective.

01:05:06.740 Well, yeah.

01:05:08.520 It's a podcast.

01:05:10.360 Please, I have to.

01:05:11.320 Can you take me?

01:05:12.080 Can Rebecca do?

01:05:13.120 What?

01:05:13.900 Can Rebecca do?

01:05:14.720 What are you doing?

01:05:16.240 He's talking to me, like,

01:05:17.320 I'm on a podcast.

01:05:18.400 Hey, what's up?

01:05:20.620 You want to say hi?

01:05:23.320 Nope.

01:05:23.980 Rebecca, can you take

01:05:24.920 Libby?

01:05:25.220 No, I can't.

01:05:26.500 Okay, hang on.

01:05:27.200 I gotta walk here.

01:05:28.880 I gotta go with you,

01:05:29.560 Libby.

01:05:30.000 No worries.

01:05:35.060 Come, Libby.

01:05:38.800 It's like a podcast guy.

01:05:40.360 He's talking to me.

01:05:41.540 Where do y'all live at?

01:05:43.280 Like, what is it like out there?

01:05:45.420 Well, this isn't actually

01:05:46.220 our home.

01:05:46.860 We're at a friend's right

01:05:47.840 now because we live in,

01:05:49.520 well, actually, our home

01:05:50.240 kind of looks like this.

01:05:50.920 We live in the Kootenays

01:05:52.320 in BC,

01:05:53.660 British Columbia.

01:05:54.580 But we're actually on our way

01:05:55.960 to a family cottage

01:05:58.520 in Ontario

01:06:01.440 on the Great Lakes.

01:06:03.620 Dude, you guys are

01:06:04.560 going to have a blast.

01:06:05.460 That's cool.

01:06:06.440 We're in transit

01:06:07.440 right now.

01:06:10.200 So you kind of caught us

01:06:11.100 at a funny time,

01:06:11.720 but we're actually

01:06:12.180 paused for the day

01:06:13.460 to take a break

01:06:14.020 before we go on.

01:06:15.400 I don't know why.

01:06:18.520 So we're at a friend's

01:06:19.660 house for the day,

01:06:20.320 but their house

01:06:20.980 is actually,

01:06:22.380 we've never been here before,

01:06:24.060 but it's surprisingly

01:06:24.780 similar to ours.

01:06:26.380 Well, it's a small world.

01:06:27.640 Well, we just wanted

01:06:28.320 to share with you

01:06:28.840 that Remy was thinking

01:06:29.660 about you

01:06:30.140 and that we were

01:06:30.600 thinking about you.

01:06:31.280 We try to do something

01:06:31.980 nice to support

01:06:32.660 single moms

01:06:33.360 just because we just

01:06:34.820 think it's,

01:06:35.580 you know,

01:06:36.440 it's just such a,

01:06:37.060 it's a neat position.

01:06:38.860 And so we wanted

01:06:40.840 to send you a thousand bucks.

01:06:42.060 It's just US dollars.

01:06:43.120 I don't know if they're

01:06:43.500 worth anything,

01:06:44.700 but we,

01:06:45.700 yeah,

01:06:46.500 we just wanted

01:06:46.960 to send it to you

01:06:47.680 so you could just

01:06:48.620 go do something fun

01:06:49.400 with the kiddos.

01:06:51.180 Oh my God.

01:06:52.040 Really?

01:06:52.460 Wow.

01:06:53.460 Yep.

01:06:53.980 And that's it.

01:06:54.780 There's no,

01:06:55.280 there's no strings attached.

01:06:59.900 That's,

01:07:00.420 that's amazing.

01:07:01.480 And,

01:07:02.000 oh,

01:07:02.140 and Remy,

01:07:02.700 I'm supposed to be

01:07:03.260 telling you that

01:07:03.860 Remy has a surprise

01:07:05.380 for you

01:07:06.060 because I tan sheepskins

01:07:08.100 and he's going to send

01:07:09.760 you a sheepskin

01:07:10.440 from me.

01:07:11.140 Oh,

01:07:11.660 nice.

01:07:12.060 from him.

01:07:13.140 Y'all got some

01:07:13.620 fresh sheep.

01:07:15.100 I have some,

01:07:16.040 yeah,

01:07:16.320 I have sheep.

01:07:17.100 And so that,

01:07:18.080 that will kind of

01:07:18.780 be in the fall.

01:07:19.900 Okay.

01:07:20.460 Oh,

01:07:20.720 I'll look forward to that.

01:07:21.640 We would like to have

01:07:22.180 a little bit of sheep

01:07:22.820 in here.

01:07:23.920 Yeah.

01:07:24.280 Well,

01:07:24.600 sheepskin is the best.

01:07:25.780 It's,

01:07:25.980 it's healthy

01:07:26.540 and you can,

01:07:27.180 it keeps you cool

01:07:27.920 in the summer

01:07:28.480 and hot in the winter

01:07:29.180 and.

01:07:30.340 Oh,

01:07:31.000 I'll eat off of it

01:07:31.940 if it's nice.

01:07:34.040 I mean,

01:07:34.560 off the inside,

01:07:35.220 I'm not eating

01:07:35.600 off the hairy side,

01:07:36.540 but,

01:07:37.160 but anyway,

01:07:38.840 yeah,

01:07:38.980 we just wanted to let you know

01:07:39.840 that we were thinking about you.

01:07:40.840 We're just always trying to

01:07:41.700 just be a part of,

01:07:43.240 I don't know.

01:07:45.180 We're just trying to be a part

01:07:46.040 of people's lives

01:07:46.780 if we can

01:07:47.280 and just kind of like a

01:07:48.320 simple way here and there.

01:07:49.640 And,

01:07:49.820 and so that's it.

01:07:52.160 We just wanted to let you know

01:07:53.220 that Remy was thinking about you

01:07:54.440 and now all of our audience

01:07:55.440 will be thinking about you

01:07:56.420 and it's really interesting

01:07:57.840 to hear

01:07:58.420 that there's kind of this,

01:08:00.140 this wild little family

01:08:01.840 out there

01:08:02.380 that's just figuring it out

01:08:03.640 in the world.

01:08:04.160 It's really,

01:08:05.080 I don't know.

01:08:05.980 It sounds exciting.

01:08:07.640 It is exciting

01:08:08.660 and they're pretty,

01:08:09.820 they're pretty awesome kids.

01:08:11.020 They're the most polite

01:08:12.580 when you meet them.

01:08:14.120 Not so much at home,

01:08:14.880 but they're,

01:08:15.740 they,

01:08:16.000 they got to figure it out.

01:08:16.840 They're pretty cool.

01:08:17.860 Well,

01:08:18.340 I bet they're proud of you

01:08:19.260 and we are.

01:08:22.480 So,

01:08:23.020 thank you so much

01:08:23.700 for your time today

01:08:24.480 and I hope you'll have

01:08:25.780 a good day.

01:08:27.420 Yeah,

01:08:27.960 thank you.

01:08:28.900 Okay,

01:08:29.340 Louise,

01:08:29.640 y'all be safe

01:08:30.140 in y'all's travels.

01:08:31.680 Okay,

01:08:32.060 thank you.

01:08:32.760 Okay,

01:08:33.200 bye-bye.

01:08:34.240 Bye.

01:08:36.440 Wow,

01:08:37.100 what a fascinating time,

01:08:38.920 you know,

01:08:39.160 what a fascinating thing

01:08:40.500 to be like almost a,

01:08:42.940 we're just talking about

01:08:43.980 Smith Family Robinson

01:08:45.000 and here they are,

01:08:48.460 you know,

01:08:49.780 just interesting

01:08:51.920 that people are doing it.

01:08:54.260 People are figuring out ways,

01:08:56.460 you know,

01:08:58.660 people are figuring out ways

01:08:59.900 to manage humans and sheep

01:09:01.380 at the same time

01:09:02.540 and that's remarkable

01:09:05.380 and it's inspiring,

01:09:08.020 you know,

01:09:08.240 really listening to her

01:09:09.080 and just seeing kind of

01:09:09.940 her little world there

01:09:10.860 is inspiring.

01:09:11.600 it's interesting.

01:09:18.580 You know,

01:09:18.880 I think and those are the things

01:09:19.860 that I have to remember

01:09:20.600 that are going on

01:09:21.560 that people are just

01:09:23.500 getting things done

01:09:24.500 and that there's a lot

01:09:26.200 of cool,

01:09:26.860 good stuff happening

01:09:27.720 out in the world

01:09:28.520 and we have a photo here

01:09:33.200 of our kids.

01:09:33.680 It's really,

01:09:34.500 really adorable.

01:09:35.980 I think we can get it

01:09:37.000 into the episode as well

01:09:38.140 so if you're watching

01:09:38.920 on the YouTubes,

01:09:39.880 you can see it

01:09:40.580 and they're doing well,

01:09:42.640 living beautifully out there

01:09:43.780 in the middle of nowhere

01:09:44.840 it looks like

01:09:45.980 or I don't know nowhere

01:09:46.960 but I mean,

01:09:48.600 it's Canada,

01:09:49.720 you know,

01:09:50.080 so it's,

01:09:51.720 I mean,

01:09:52.000 who knows if it's real.

01:09:52.940 I think you almost have to be,

01:09:55.440 you know,

01:09:56.200 you have to take a flight

01:09:57.060 out of your dreams almost.

01:09:58.140 I feel like to get there

01:09:59.060 to some of these places

01:09:59.980 but anyhow,

01:10:02.240 Remy,

01:10:02.500 thank you so much

01:10:03.120 for the submission

01:10:03.800 and thank you to everybody

01:10:05.500 for supporting the podcast.

01:10:07.100 I got to get out of here.

01:10:08.200 I'm going to get some NAD

01:10:09.300 in my arm.

01:10:09.940 I got this new,

01:10:10.720 they have a new supplement

01:10:11.820 type of thing.

01:10:12.660 It's not drug.

01:10:14.200 I mean,

01:10:14.580 it's a natural chemical

01:10:15.900 which is an oxymoron

01:10:18.620 of a statement right there,

01:10:19.640 natural chemical

01:10:20.440 but I mean,

01:10:21.920 it's Lysol.

01:10:22.840 That's what I'm saying.

01:10:23.580 It's Ivermectin.

01:10:24.620 It's,

01:10:25.180 who knows what it is.

01:10:27.280 I don't know what it is

01:10:28.340 but I'm about to let them

01:10:29.080 shoot it in my arm

01:10:29.900 for an hour.

01:10:30.840 But anyway,

01:10:31.780 just wanted to say

01:10:33.300 thank you guys

01:10:33.860 for the support.

01:10:34.740 Thank you guys

01:10:35.260 for being a part

01:10:35.820 of this past weekend

01:10:36.840 and I hope you'll be good

01:10:39.680 to yourselves

01:10:40.200 because you deserve it.

01:10:43.180 We'll go out the way

01:10:43.780 that we came in, man.

01:10:46.400 Listen to a little bit

01:10:47.860 of Bishop Gunn.

01:10:48.920 And my mind is somewhere else

01:10:52.500 but when I find it

01:10:54.220 I'll patch up

01:10:55.300 where it's been

01:10:56.360 blown

01:10:57.820 Now I'm just floating

01:11:02.960 on the breeze

01:11:04.100 and I feel I'm falling

01:11:05.700 like these leaves

01:11:07.060 I must be

01:11:08.160 cornerstone

01:11:10.380 Oh, but when I reach

01:11:14.180 that ground

01:11:14.940 I'll share this

01:11:15.960 peace of mind

01:11:17.100 I found

01:11:17.780 I can feel it

01:11:19.160 in my bones

01:11:21.280 But it's gonna take

01:11:24.200 a little time

01:11:26.940 for me to set that

01:11:29.620 parking brake

01:11:30.800 and let myself

01:11:32.440 unwind

01:11:32.940 Shine that light on me

01:11:36.940 I'll sit and tell you

01:11:41.900 my stories

01:11:43.520 Shine on me

01:11:48.240 And I will find a song

01:11:52.460 I will sing it

01:11:54.000 just for you

01:11:56.080 And I've been moving

01:12:02.140 way too fast

01:12:03.400 on a runaway train

01:12:04.800 with a heavy load of mouth

01:12:06.600 past

01:12:08.280 And these rails

01:12:12.200 that I've been riding on

01:12:13.860 They're worn so thin

01:12:15.300 that they're damn near gone

01:12:16.620 I guess now they just

01:12:18.080 weren't built

01:12:19.120 Ladies and gentlemen

01:12:21.400 I'm Jonathan Kite

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01:12:39.860 You have three

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01:12:42.740 A lot of people

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01:12:45.740 I've been talking

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01:12:48.540 longer than anybody else

01:12:50.180 So great

01:12:50.980 I think Tom Hanks just

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