This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E371 Bryce Mitchell

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00:04:27.860 Today's guest, this is his second time being here.

00:04:34.580 He is an undefeated UFC featherweight from Searcy, Arkansas.

00:04:44.140 They call him Thug Nasty.

00:04:46.440 He's got a lot going on.

00:04:47.860 It's not just, it's not just MMA anymore for this guy.

00:04:52.500 But that's his main focus.

00:04:54.460 Happy to spend some time today with my friend, Mr. Bryce Mitchell.

00:04:58.400 I'll set that parking brake and let myself unwind

00:05:04.080 Shine that light on me

00:05:08.080 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:05:13.780 Shine on me

00:05:18.780 And I will find a song

00:05:22.980 I'll be singing just for you

00:05:26.400 Yeah, man.

00:05:33.560 That 269 card.

00:05:36.000 Mm-hmm.

00:05:37.100 It was wild.

00:05:38.280 Who'd they have in your division that fought?

00:05:39.880 They had Ige.

00:05:41.040 And Josh Emmett.

00:05:42.000 And Josh Emmett.

00:05:42.880 Yep.

00:05:43.240 Yeah.

00:05:43.660 And what does it feel like when you're watching that, dude?

00:05:45.920 Because you've been, you've been out for what, almost a year now, huh?

00:05:50.260 Mm-hmm.

00:05:51.120 Mm-hmm.

00:05:51.860 Well, shit, actually, that fight, I missed it.

00:05:53.780 I watched that last night in the hotel.

00:05:55.440 Mm-hmm.

00:05:55.740 I took half a bag of these fucking gummies.

00:05:58.000 I was falling asleep, bro.

00:05:58.980 Were you?

00:05:59.460 Actually, uh...

00:06:00.240 When, last night?

00:06:01.160 Podcast is live.

00:06:02.360 Oh, no, not live.

00:06:03.440 No, are we recording?

00:06:04.600 We're recording, yeah, yeah.

00:06:05.760 Okay.

00:06:06.220 I got the goodies, bro.

00:06:07.760 Oh, you got some?

00:06:08.240 You brought some?

00:06:08.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:09.260 Okay, damn, boy.

00:06:10.400 That's Swamp Santa right here, son.

00:06:12.300 Come on, son.

00:06:13.260 All right, first thing, this is homemade, bro.

00:06:15.080 That's Spanish Moss Santa right here, baby.

00:06:17.440 Let's go.

00:06:18.340 Get a little homemade lemonade.

00:06:19.780 Damn, is that really?

00:06:21.280 Ain't no alcoholic beverages, nothing.

00:06:23.040 You know, I just, you know, I know we're going to get thirsty up here.

00:06:25.500 Hey, man, baby.

00:06:26.820 High-quality H2O, electrolyte, you know.

00:06:28.680 Oh, yeah, boy.

00:06:30.900 And some homemade lemonade, and I got you some ear jerky in here.

00:06:35.140 Ooh.

00:06:35.860 Now, this stuff's dry as a number, brother.

00:06:37.460 Is it?

00:06:37.920 Dang, because I've been wanting protein for breakfast, man.

00:06:40.280 Like I said, that's going to be real dry, but I do that on purpose because it's going to

00:06:44.460 store for, like, years.

00:06:45.620 It'll probably be good for three years.

00:06:47.160 Oh, my God.

00:06:47.800 So, like apocalypse, bro, that ear jerky, it'll get you.

00:06:51.760 Come on, B.

00:06:52.560 Right there, get you some of that Jocko, baby.

00:06:54.580 Oh, that mulk, son.

00:06:56.120 That should make you dig bigger.

00:06:57.660 Oh, damn, my dick's pretty big.

00:06:59.640 Well, that or I had on glasses, one of the things.

00:07:03.420 Bro, so this is homemade jerky right here?

00:07:05.520 Yes, sir.

00:07:05.880 That's deer jerky.

00:07:06.700 Wow.

00:07:07.500 And so, what's the process you have on this?

00:07:10.280 I shot that one with my bow, and then, shoot, just dried.

00:07:14.340 I dried the fuck out of that, brother.

00:07:15.800 That's like, it's going to stay for years, and I know a lot of people like it a little

00:07:19.600 bit more moist, but the thing is, I have problems with it going bad.

00:07:23.040 Really?

00:07:23.440 I put a lot of salt, a lot of pepper, and I dry it.

00:07:25.300 I mean, it's dry, dry, but when you start chewing it, it'll come back to life.

00:07:28.960 You could actually-

00:07:29.740 It bounces back quick.

00:07:30.560 It bounces back quick once you start chewing it.

00:07:32.260 I actually think you could take that, put it in a little pot of boiling water.

00:07:35.540 I wouldn't do this unless if I was just mixing it up because I got bored, but you could put

00:07:39.920 that in water.

00:07:40.720 Right.

00:07:40.960 They call it reconstituting it, kind of get it kind of back to life, and then put it over

00:07:45.400 some rice.

00:07:46.220 Ooh, ooh.

00:07:46.900 You know, so that's if you wanted to.

00:07:49.140 Or you could have put rice in your mouth while you're eating it.

00:07:51.120 You're damn right.

00:07:51.980 And a little bit of that lemonade.

00:07:53.380 Yeah.

00:07:53.700 Dude, thank you, bro.

00:07:56.000 Oh, thank you for having me, brother.

00:07:57.480 And this is from my sponsors, Bigly.

00:07:59.540 They got you-

00:08:00.820 This is those gummies I was talking about.

00:08:02.700 I'm not kidding you.

00:08:03.420 I took-

00:08:03.860 It says take one of them.

00:08:04.900 I took half the bag.

00:08:05.820 It ain't gonna kill you.

00:08:06.740 Right.

00:08:07.080 But, bro, I got sleepy.

00:08:10.000 I was watching that Emmett fight and that EG fight, and I was like watching it, and then

00:08:13.880 like round three comes around, and I'm like, what the fuck?

00:08:16.640 Waking back up, and then, you know-

00:08:18.260 And what's in-

00:08:18.880 Is it THC in them?

00:08:19.940 This is CBD.

00:08:21.220 Oh, wow.

00:08:21.700 And maybe some Delta-8.

00:08:23.100 I stopped even reading this shit.

00:08:24.420 You did?

00:08:24.780 I just take them.

00:08:25.860 You just get them in you, huh?

00:08:26.940 Then I got some-

00:08:28.180 Blaze, baby.

00:08:28.660 Some vape pens, and then a little bit more of those.

00:08:30.960 But those vape pens, I'm actually not smart enough to smoke them.

00:08:34.260 Really?

00:08:34.820 I tried on the way here.

00:08:36.280 I was gonna smoke one.

00:08:37.380 I think you have to have a-

00:08:38.760 DD?

00:08:40.080 Some shit like that, bro.

00:08:41.840 I don't know if it's an activated passcode or something, but I think you plug it into a phone

00:08:46.440 charger.

00:08:47.760 Damn.

00:08:48.120 So, you plug that bitch in, and then you smoke it.

00:08:50.960 Some Arkansas treats, huh?

00:08:52.700 Now, this is the best gift of all, in my opinion.

00:08:56.440 This is from me.

00:08:57.240 Okay.

00:08:57.700 And I hope that you're not offended.

00:08:59.900 I won't be.

00:09:00.460 I can already tell, I think.

00:09:02.400 Ooh, what's that little turtle bowl?

00:09:05.640 That's right.

00:09:06.100 I know you stopped smoking.

00:09:07.140 Oh, gang.

00:09:07.960 Baby, I sure did.

00:09:08.820 I used them as a straight, though.

00:09:10.300 Wow.

00:09:11.600 But I know you're creative.

00:09:12.880 You're gonna find something to use them.

00:09:14.100 Oh, I'm gonna stack a little bit of my deer jerky in this bag.

00:09:16.560 You ever heard two turtles fucking?

00:09:18.120 Uh-uh.

00:09:20.240 All right, let me show you what it sounds like.

00:09:21.500 All right.

00:09:27.500 Oh, that's good, huh?

00:09:28.560 That's it.

00:09:29.500 How about that pace right there, man?

00:09:30.920 They don't speed it up for nothing.

00:09:32.100 Oh, wow.

00:09:32.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:34.860 And why should they, bro?

00:09:36.260 I just, uh, I think that you'll get creative.

00:09:38.260 Dude, thank you, man.

00:09:39.940 Thank you for having me, brother.

00:09:40.900 Heck yeah, boy.

00:09:42.480 We got that rural Santa in the vicinity today, baby.

00:09:46.360 That's right, brother.

00:09:47.140 That rice, that ball sauce right here, son.

00:09:50.240 Damn.

00:09:50.740 Lemonade's strong, too.

00:09:51.820 Yeah, it is, huh?

00:09:52.720 My God.

00:09:55.500 Oh, yeah.

00:09:57.160 But, man, I thought that the fight was good.

00:09:59.280 Yeah.

00:09:59.500 They both kind of hurt.

00:10:00.320 I mean, they're just so evenly matched.

00:10:02.900 One of the judges had it 30-27, one of them.

00:10:05.380 In my, in my mind, it was pretty, like, really, it was a draw, to be honest with you.

00:10:11.880 Because Ige got dropped in the first round, but then I thought he won the last two rounds.

00:10:16.980 Same.

00:10:17.400 So, I honestly would give him a draw.

00:10:19.480 Yeah.

00:10:20.040 So.

00:10:20.700 When you, um, when you're watching guys like that fight, do you start to feel, because

00:10:26.180 you've been out now for, what, a year now because of your injury?

00:10:28.560 Over, yeah.

00:10:29.200 Over a year.

00:10:29.640 About a year and probably, what, two months?

00:10:31.960 Is it hard to still, like, see yourself as part of the show, kind of?

00:10:36.940 Do you start to think, like, man, I'm not, does it, do you start to feel a little bit

00:10:40.720 separate?

00:10:40.980 Because you were on a kind of a roll there, you know?

00:10:42.980 Shoot, I wish.

00:10:43.740 I mean, dude, like, it's intense in my head, bro.

00:10:47.120 Like, I'm battling every day.

00:10:48.420 I'm fighting somebody in my fucking head, bro.

00:10:50.500 Like, I'm not gonna lie.

00:10:52.220 Like, I feel like I'm always on edge.

00:10:53.880 I probably need to chill out.

00:10:55.360 Right, right, right.

00:10:56.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:10:56.300 Right, right, right.

00:10:56.560 So, what, so, so let's talk about the rest of that night, that, those fights, man.

00:11:05.240 Well, first things first, I got to say that I called the Pena win.

00:11:09.400 Did you really?

00:11:10.040 And, well, yeah.

00:11:10.900 First off, I think she's cute.

00:11:12.420 You know, I think she's pretty cute, so I'm gonna go for her.

00:11:14.460 Oh, yeah, boy.

00:11:15.560 You know, I like both of those chicks, though.

00:11:18.740 It was, it wasn't because of the personalities or anything that I picked Pena.

00:11:21.980 I picked Pena because she had beat, I believe, Kat Zingano.

00:11:26.040 And Kat Zingano beat Amanda.

00:11:29.280 And she didn't, it wasn't a fluke win.

00:11:30.920 Right.

00:11:31.140 When Kat Zingano beat Amanda, it was domination of wrestling and superior groundwork.

00:11:36.480 And so you get one ground fighter who's already beat this chick,

00:11:39.280 and then somebody comes and beats the chick who beat her at what she beat her at.

00:11:43.680 Oh.

00:11:44.240 And so in my head, I'm thinking.

00:11:45.720 She's gonna get her to the ground and beat her.

00:11:46.880 She's gonna get her to the ground and beat her.

00:11:48.120 And I didn't put no money on it, though, because I always fucking lose if I put money down.

00:11:52.000 I don't ever do it.

00:11:53.020 Actually, I never even put money down.

00:11:54.660 One time I put a weed bet.

00:11:56.080 Yeah.

00:11:56.360 I bet my buddy a quarter of weed on a fight and then lost it.

00:12:00.780 Yeah.

00:12:01.320 And then he's all stoned and you're not.

00:12:03.120 That's right, bro.

00:12:03.860 Well, he shared it with me a little bit.

00:12:05.640 Well, damn, then.

00:12:06.420 It's all good.

00:12:06.920 But the worst is when you lose a weed bet and your buddy just smokes it all

00:12:10.380 and you gotta just sit there and look at his ass.

00:12:12.300 That's right.

00:12:13.380 Like he's just been eating ghosts, bro.

00:12:15.320 My dude, my buddy gets so fucked up when we were younger, bro.

00:12:17.980 He looked like he'd eat a couple damn humans.

00:12:20.400 A couple damn ghosts was in him, bro.

00:12:22.400 He looked fucking haunted, dude.

00:12:23.860 Yeah.

00:12:24.100 He got so high.

00:12:24.780 One time his fucking dad came to pick him up, and he didn't even know his dad, bro.

00:12:29.580 And he fucking fought him right there in the yard.

00:12:32.320 And he fought him, bro, like it was somebody coming to a kidnapping.

00:12:34.600 Yeah, I'd do that right now.

00:12:36.400 Damn.

00:12:36.920 I've seen that motherfucker.

00:12:39.400 But, dude, fighting your own dad just because you're high or like you're so high.

00:12:42.920 I fight him because I'm pissed off.

00:12:44.640 I don't care if I'm high or what the fuck, dude.

00:12:46.740 I just beat his ass just for some child support, motherfucker.

00:12:49.020 Yeah, let's go, son.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, they should have, if a dad flakes on the kid, they should have at least a couple rounds

00:12:54.940 when the child's 16 or over that they got to do in the yard.

00:12:58.460 Legally.

00:12:58.980 Yeah.

00:12:59.480 That's right.

00:13:00.100 That's what I'm saying.

00:13:00.900 That should be part of the jurisdiction, baby.

00:13:02.740 Let's go.

00:13:03.120 Dude, we got to rewrite some of these laws, man.

00:13:06.200 Absolutely.

00:13:07.140 They got some soft laws out there.

00:13:08.640 Let's go through the last minute of this.

00:13:09.880 I'll say this, man.

00:13:10.720 So I'm sitting over there.

00:13:12.020 And, man, Nunez just looked so much bigger.

00:13:19.080 Yeah.

00:13:20.500 Here's the thing, though, brother.

00:13:22.240 Let's do no audio.

00:13:23.640 It don't always come to your favor when you're bigger like that.

00:13:28.440 It means you cut more weight and she's a power puncher.

00:13:30.900 Right.

00:13:31.200 So it's like, okay, so you're talking about a power puncher who cuts a lot of weight.

00:13:35.060 Yeah, I bet she's going to be great in the first round.

00:13:37.140 Right.

00:13:37.420 She's a power puncher who cuts a lot of weight.

00:13:39.280 She's fighting somebody 10, 15 pounds smaller and she hits twice as hard.

00:13:42.800 Now, what do you think, when you start to see this happening, what would you have done

00:13:46.040 different here if you're Nunez?

00:13:49.640 Okay, I'm Nunez.

00:13:50.940 First off, round one.

00:13:52.440 That's where she made the mistake.

00:13:54.260 She come out like she's going to knock her out in the first round, throwing the power

00:13:57.720 punches.

00:13:58.400 She should have barely won round one.

00:14:00.480 I'm serious.

00:14:01.300 I mean, she should have gone out there saying, I'm not going to knock this girl out.

00:14:03.980 Yeah.

00:14:04.340 I'm going to barely win round one.

00:14:06.120 Oh.

00:14:06.360 And then I'm going to win round two a little bit better.

00:14:08.680 And I'm going to win round three a little bit better.

00:14:10.440 By round four or five, I don't even give a fuck.

00:14:12.180 I already won the fight.

00:14:13.040 I'm just going to do what I can do now.

00:14:14.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:15.080 Right.

00:14:15.160 But I think that she went in there.

00:14:17.520 She blasted all of her cannons.

00:14:19.480 Yeah.

00:14:19.640 Right off the initial exchange.

00:14:21.420 Because she was so used to that, you think?

00:14:23.280 Absolutely.

00:14:23.980 Yeah.

00:14:24.140 When it works so long, you know what I'm saying?

00:14:26.320 It works.

00:14:28.260 You know, if I ain't broke, don't fix it.

00:14:29.680 Yeah.

00:14:29.780 But then she ran into a different stylistic matchup.

00:14:32.060 Here's the thing about when she fought Rousey.

00:14:35.260 Rousey's a great ground fighter.

00:14:37.360 In my opinion, Rousey is probably the best woman ground fighter that there is out there.

00:14:43.220 Actually, if Rousey and Pena get into it in a ground fight, well, first off, that'd be sexy.

00:14:47.960 Second off.

00:14:48.720 Ooh, damn, boy.

00:14:49.800 Second off.

00:14:51.280 I'd be second.

00:14:52.060 I ain't sitting in the front row because I'm going to want to spend some time on myself.

00:14:54.580 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:54.980 I want a little camouflage, baby.

00:14:56.140 That's right.

00:14:56.520 Well, second off, I think that Rousey will probably win eventually because of the submissions.

00:15:02.260 Against Pena?

00:15:03.080 Against Pena.

00:15:03.860 But here's the thing.

00:15:06.540 Rousey could not get Amanda to the ground.

00:15:09.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:10.680 She has that straight up kind of grab them and clinch style.

00:15:14.640 Pena has a style where it's like shoot under and grab the legs, which works amazing if you're talking about a power puncher.

00:15:20.720 Right.

00:15:20.960 Because a power puncher, when you swing, you open up all the openings for that.

00:15:26.300 Like, when I'm fighting a power puncher, I'm not thinking, oh, I hope he don't swing hard.

00:15:30.280 I'm thinking, I hope he swings as hard as he fucking can.

00:15:32.800 Because I'm going to shoot.

00:15:33.420 And get them legs.

00:15:34.020 Now, if you're Ronda Rousey, you don't go for the legs.

00:15:36.960 She don't do singles and doubles.

00:15:38.280 She has to go against her opponent in a straight line.

00:15:42.100 That's where she fucked up with Amanda Nunez, bro.

00:15:44.260 She tried to just close that distance without any type of entangling of the hands, no distractions, no nothing.

00:15:50.700 She didn't reach the hands.

00:15:52.160 She just tried to go straight at her.

00:15:54.260 Just like a train.

00:15:55.540 But if you would have seen Rousey get Amanda to the ground, you probably would have seen even more disparity.

00:16:02.820 Just like the disparity was on the feet, it would have been the same on the ground.

00:16:06.040 She just never had the, she don't go for those legs, you know.

00:16:10.400 And Amanda, she opens up and throws those big punches.

00:16:12.660 That's when the legs are open.

00:16:14.240 And do you think that's kind of what she saw?

00:16:15.800 Because will you play that back again?

00:16:17.060 Right.

00:16:17.400 Pena lured her into, that's what Pena did.

00:16:19.200 She took some of her best shots, lured her in, landed just enough to piss her off and make her want to hit her more.

00:16:25.460 And that's when she got in on that takedown.

00:16:28.740 I'm pretty sure she shot a double leg.

00:16:30.520 I can't remember, though.

00:16:31.760 Did she shoot a double?

00:16:32.700 I mean, she's staying in.

00:16:34.420 I could have sworn she got her to the.

00:16:36.260 And you could tell her, Nunez, like, how is this not working?

00:16:40.300 Right.

00:16:42.400 Pena just stayed right in there, just taking.

00:16:45.680 I mean, you could see, Nunez's like, what is this, hitting me?

00:16:48.240 Right, and you're absolutely right.

00:16:49.960 She just stayed right in there, and now she's advancing forward.

00:16:52.960 Right, so now she's got a game plan, huh?

00:16:54.520 And gets her to the fence.

00:16:55.800 Here comes a double.

00:16:56.560 If I'm her, I'm shooting.

00:16:58.040 You'd already shot.

00:16:59.160 I might have, but she was landing there, too.

00:17:01.280 I just, I'm curious how she got her down.

00:17:03.260 I'm almost certain she got her legs.

00:17:05.600 Oh, she tripped her.

00:17:06.500 Okay, there you go.

00:17:07.140 Oh, and Nunez is cooked here.

00:17:10.840 Yeah, but this ain't her game plan, man.

00:17:13.160 I mean, think about it.

00:17:14.220 It's probably been five years at least since she's been in that position in a fight, bro.

00:17:18.140 At least five years.

00:17:19.120 When she choked, it wasn't a choke, right?

00:17:21.460 It was a neck.

00:17:22.500 What was the?

00:17:24.320 Well, it was.

00:17:25.440 Go back to that last few seconds there, Robert.

00:17:27.080 It was probably a choke as well, but if it wasn't on the throat,

00:17:31.660 you could still choke somebody right here on the face and the nose.

00:17:34.240 Yeah, what does she have?

00:17:36.180 You can't really see.

00:17:38.040 Maybe she is under there.

00:17:40.820 Man.

00:17:41.260 Bro, it looked like she was up on her nose and her mouth.

00:17:43.940 But I don't, and it didn't look like she was on the neck to me either.

00:17:47.220 You know, but I've got a buddy.

00:17:47.860 And that was a shock.

00:17:49.120 Yeah, I've got a buddy back home.

00:17:50.840 He's actually a 25er, but there's something about the way that, like,

00:17:54.300 you know how ants, they can lift, like, 10 times their own body weight or something?

00:17:57.040 Yeah, yeah, I've never seen it, but they say it all the time.

00:17:59.260 I guess there's videos of it, probably.

00:18:01.120 Yeah, bro, little dudes are like that, too.

00:18:02.980 Like, you get a little 125er, he can squeeze almost damn near as hard.

00:18:06.900 Actually, in certain positions, a 125er can squeeze just as hard as a 150-pounder

00:18:11.240 because of, like, the compactness of the muscles.

00:18:13.840 I got a 125-pound buddy, bro.

00:18:15.740 He does a face crush.

00:18:17.220 He don't even go for the neck.

00:18:18.560 He gets his arm and nose around your face and your mouth.

00:18:21.660 And, bro, yeah, you can't fucking breathe.

00:18:23.060 And it's actually, let me tell you why it's worse than a rear naked choke

00:18:26.000 because a rear naked choke, bro, you're kind of just going to, like,

00:18:29.460 it's not the most pleasant choke because you actually can't breathe.

00:18:32.700 There are some chokes you can breathe.

00:18:34.200 Yeah.

00:18:34.540 Like an arm triangle, bro.

00:18:35.480 I've been put to sleep in them bitches.

00:18:37.220 And one time I got put to sleep in, like, an arm triangle.

00:18:39.760 Bro, I didn't even know.

00:18:40.680 Man, no.

00:18:41.740 You just woke up.

00:18:42.480 I woke up.

00:18:43.100 I thought I escaped.

00:18:44.980 Bro, after the round, the guy was like, the guy was like, bro, you were out.

00:18:48.980 I was like, no way.

00:18:49.740 I thought I got out of that.

00:18:50.600 He said, not only were you out, you were twitching for, like, 30 seconds.

00:18:53.860 I was like, man, I thought I was dizzy or something.

00:18:56.360 Somebody likes to dance in their subconscious, baby.

00:18:58.640 That's right.

00:18:58.760 Damn.

00:18:59.300 But, you know, that's a pleasant choke.

00:19:02.020 You're cutting off both sides of the blood.

00:19:03.360 You could be in it and then just, boom, wake up and not even know you're out sometimes.

00:19:07.620 That rear naked choke, bro, you're going to cut off your air supply.

00:19:10.460 You're breathing.

00:19:11.320 Oh, dude, it's miserable.

00:19:13.320 And so the one you're talking about, your buddy, though, what is that one like?

00:19:15.760 You can't breathe in, so you're getting that effect of, like, you can't actually get air

00:19:19.780 in, like, to your lungs.

00:19:21.140 But it's over your face or it's over your neck?

00:19:22.240 It's over your face and it crushes the fuck out of your jaw.

00:19:25.000 It feels like your teeth are about to get just literally just fucking, just all, you

00:19:30.100 know, jacked.

00:19:30.920 So was that a new thing?

00:19:32.260 It's like his own thing?

00:19:33.420 It's like one of the...

00:19:33.760 It's his own thing.

00:19:34.600 It's like, you know...

00:19:35.380 But you probably got to have a wide...

00:19:36.920 I mean, you got to have a wide girth of...

00:19:39.300 You got to be strong as fuck.

00:19:40.700 Like, just compact, man.

00:19:41.980 And I mean, I'm not saying I can't do it, but it's like, okay, we'll put it this way.

00:19:48.020 I'm better suited for twisters.

00:19:49.600 You know, I got my bow legs and all that shit.

00:19:51.460 Like, I've got my things that I do.

00:19:52.760 You got your own things.

00:19:53.560 Yeah, you can't do it all.

00:19:54.840 That ain't my fucking thing, bro.

00:19:56.040 I'm telling you, that is his thing.

00:19:57.560 Yeah.

00:19:57.900 You might evolve into doing something else.

00:20:00.140 It's jerky.

00:20:00.480 These motherfuckers, they can make lemonade, bro.

00:20:02.420 They can put them lemons right there and just squeeze that.

00:20:04.580 Dude, that's old-fashioned.

00:20:06.800 That's that Russian...

00:20:07.660 That's how the Russians do it.

00:20:09.440 When you look at...

00:20:10.780 I hope you like that stuff, brother.

00:20:16.480 You do.

00:20:17.380 Well...

00:20:17.940 I'll spice it up a little bit next time.

00:20:19.560 I'll do some chili pepper, a little cumin, you know what I mean?

00:20:21.880 The spice is a little bit low, but...

00:20:23.760 It's low.

00:20:24.320 It's a good...

00:20:24.880 It's plain, you know what I'm saying?

00:20:26.260 It's a very comfortable eat.

00:20:27.620 That's right.

00:20:28.300 That's right.

00:20:28.920 This is a comfortable eat, bro.

00:20:30.160 Yes, sir.

00:20:30.380 It's like holding a damn baby in your mouth, son.

00:20:31.800 Yes, sir.

00:20:32.920 It's like holding a damn little venison baby, son.

00:20:36.040 Absolutely.

00:20:39.240 My first bow kill.

00:20:41.360 Was it?

00:20:42.360 It was.

00:20:45.640 When...

00:20:46.000 So, what have you...

00:20:46.740 I know you've been doing a ton to carry your time.

00:20:48.360 I want to talk about the fights a little bit more, man.

00:20:50.820 Mm-hmm.

00:20:52.100 Yeah, it was...

00:20:53.120 What's the thing that you've kind of missed the most?

00:20:55.220 I mean, obviously, the fighting, but do you feel like this time...

00:20:58.560 Because as a fighter, you only have so much time, really.

00:21:01.260 Mm-hmm.

00:21:01.540 You know, when you look at the breadth of these guys' career, they get to third.

00:21:04.700 Some guys, you have the, you know, an animally...

00:21:09.180 Like Glover Teixeira or whatever, but...

00:21:11.340 Yeah.

00:21:12.040 Yeah.

00:21:12.200 A lot of guys, it's probably 32, 34.

00:21:15.120 I love that guy.

00:21:15.780 Teixeira.

00:21:16.080 Oh, yeah.

00:21:16.500 So inspiring.

00:21:17.480 Yeah.

00:21:18.240 God.

00:21:19.020 Great.

00:21:19.560 I met him, man.

00:21:20.560 Oh, you met him?

00:21:21.140 Yeah, it was a World Series of Fightin', and this is before, you know, he's the champ.

00:21:24.820 This is, like, probably five years ago.

00:21:27.040 And, uh, bro, he's, like, all bite, no bark.

00:21:30.060 Wow.

00:21:30.460 Like, bro, he just literally sits there so chill.

00:21:33.140 So, I mean, just very soft-spoken.

00:21:35.620 It's a fuckin' killer, bro.

00:21:36.720 That's crazy.

00:21:37.080 I mean, there's not too many people at, what, 44, maybe, something like that, you know, getting

00:21:42.020 that championship belt.

00:21:43.940 No.

00:21:44.680 I mean, there's something inside of that guy.

00:21:46.540 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:47.040 Something special.

00:21:48.800 Yeah, he might be the oldest champ ever.

00:21:51.700 Yeah, I think so.

00:21:52.560 So, if, if he's not, that shit don't count, because it's, like, way back in the day.

00:21:57.980 Yeah.

00:21:58.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:58.240 Tank Abbott type of shit.

00:22:00.040 It was like a, yeah, it wasn't even real.

00:22:01.380 Yeah, it was like a homemade belt.

00:22:02.900 That's right.

00:22:04.140 Dude, what?

00:22:04.820 But, Tank Abbott's a bad motherfucker, too.

00:22:08.480 But, it's just two completely different playing fields.

00:22:11.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:11.700 Yeah.

00:22:11.960 Tank Abbott was fighting other bar fighters his age.

00:22:16.140 Bring up a Tank Abbott.

00:22:16.820 You know, a little bit half drunk.

00:22:18.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:18.900 Teixeira's going in there fighting dudes half his age.

00:22:22.480 He's had twice as many fights as.

00:22:24.320 He's been knocked out a couple times, and he don't give a fuck.

00:22:26.720 He just comes back, and, you know, so it's, he's, he's legit, man.

00:22:30.840 He's taking so many hits, man.

00:22:32.680 Some of the fights I saw, I saw Anthony Smith the other night,

00:22:35.840 and that was crazy, that fight that day.

00:22:37.520 I mean, I just can't even believe watching some of these guys,

00:22:39.880 the histories that they've had.

00:22:41.500 When you watch the, the poorie Oliveira,

00:22:44.540 what else do you think of the card?

00:22:45.620 What else do you think of the card?

00:22:47.320 Well, you know, I got there a little bit late.

00:22:49.380 I showed up right when Sean O'Malley was fighting.

00:22:53.360 That's when you started watching?

00:22:54.460 Yeah.

00:22:54.720 Yeah, Sean O'Malley fight.

00:22:55.880 Did you go to the fights?

00:22:57.620 No, I've never been to one of the live ones.

00:22:59.860 Yeah.

00:23:00.400 This one was actually at a t-bar.

00:23:01.860 Oh, you were?

00:23:03.020 Oh, damn, what's it called?

00:23:04.420 It was called the peppermint hippo.

00:23:06.000 Ooh, ooh, ooh, boy.

00:23:08.100 Look, sometimes you got to give a big girl a mint.

00:23:10.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:23:11.140 The screws are up a little.

00:23:11.860 I'm going to need it.

00:23:12.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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00:25:33.680 No, you know, I ain't even into titty bars, but my buddy TJ Brown,

00:25:37.680 he kind of was doing like a hosting of a party down there.

00:25:40.260 Oh, yeah.

00:25:40.640 I'm cool with TJ.

00:25:41.640 So I showed up, and I just wanted to watch the fights.

00:25:43.960 And Buffalo Wild Wings ain't even got no food that's, like, real good.

00:25:48.720 Yeah.

00:25:48.940 I thought there might be food at T-Bar.

00:25:50.420 There wasn't, but there's titties.

00:25:51.840 Damn, that's it.

00:25:53.320 Food for your heart, bro.

00:25:54.480 Food for your libido.

00:25:56.400 Bro, I ain't been to one of them in, I mean, so long, bro.

00:25:58.880 Yeah, I never liked them.

00:25:59.300 That ain't my scene, you know what I'm saying?

00:26:00.880 But there were fights and all that, so.

00:26:03.180 Yeah, I got family members that have danced, bro.

00:26:05.240 And, like, the one in our town where you would, where the girls would learn that,

00:26:09.840 like the local strip club, it had, the ceiling was low in there,

00:26:13.440 and the stage was kind of high, so they would have to, like,

00:26:15.740 go up on stage and duck down, dude.

00:26:17.960 They were, like, ducking and stripping, bro.

00:26:20.380 It was twerk heavy.

00:26:21.540 Everything was a twerk in there.

00:26:22.940 Bro, this was actually the best strip club I've ever been to.

00:26:25.260 Really?

00:26:25.620 And it was the exact opposite layout, bro.

00:26:27.760 The ceilings was way up.

00:26:29.300 And these girls was acting like the higher they went up, the more they got paid.

00:26:32.960 Damn.

00:26:33.080 I ain't kidding.

00:26:33.580 There was a girl hanging by the rafters.

00:26:35.420 I ain't playing.

00:26:36.560 She got up there hung by the rafters.

00:26:38.680 And then she's doing some 360 spin shit on the way down.

00:26:42.000 And I thought fell out, bro.

00:26:43.260 I thought she dropped on accident.

00:26:44.860 She does a trick.

00:26:45.760 Oh.

00:26:46.180 Where she lets go, and then right before the last second,

00:26:48.460 she catches on the pole.

00:26:50.060 Bro, I thought she was dead.

00:26:51.020 Damn.

00:26:51.840 Yeah, I was going to do CPR or something.

00:26:53.320 Damn, yeah.

00:26:53.880 Bet you was, dude.

00:26:55.060 Like, hey, that's the wrong lips, bud.

00:26:57.340 Wrong lips, you creep.

00:26:59.500 Desperate time calls for desperate measures, man.

00:27:01.620 Yeah.

00:27:04.240 Hey, buddy.

00:27:06.860 My lungs are up here.

00:27:10.680 Riley, how do we look on these cameras?

00:27:12.040 Is everything okay?

00:27:12.780 Are all our cameras okay?

00:27:13.680 Yeah.

00:27:13.720 Everyone looks great.

00:27:14.200 Okay, cool.

00:27:14.580 Yeah, what did you think of the finale there with Oliveira and Poirier?

00:27:22.060 So, you know, that's a great fight.

00:27:25.980 It just, it looked to me like Oliveira had more weapons in his arsenal,

00:27:32.820 and that's what it came down to.

00:27:34.920 You know, like, here was a telling sign for me, too, during a fight when Oliveira got that

00:27:43.000 first takedown.

00:27:45.620 Here's the difference, okay?

00:27:47.060 Mm-hmm.

00:27:47.800 Oliveira gets dropped.

00:27:48.840 What does DP do?

00:27:50.840 Tries to knock him out.

00:27:51.820 No, he lets him up, didn't he?

00:27:54.340 Let me think.

00:27:55.340 I swear he let him up.

00:27:58.260 Yeah, maybe he let him up, huh?

00:28:00.420 And it's just like, he is a lot better at the boxing, but this is in Poirier's mind.

00:28:06.080 He's thinking, I'm going to knock this guy out with boxing.

00:28:08.200 Oh.

00:28:09.040 Yeah, I think that's his natural first thought.

00:28:12.420 It's his natural first thought is I'm going to let him up and box with him and knock him

00:28:15.820 out some more.

00:28:16.220 I'm going to drop him again.

00:28:17.380 Now, this is what Coach Bryce says, and Coach Bryce ain't shit on Poirier.

00:28:21.360 Poirier, come over here and beat my ass right now.

00:28:23.180 And actually, I want to train with him.

00:28:24.580 You know, I'm not saying, but looking back at a fight, you can look back at all my losses

00:28:28.540 and say, hey, you should have, could have.

00:28:30.300 And I'll say, yeah, you're right.

00:28:31.760 I should have.

00:28:32.120 Right, yeah.

00:28:32.380 Oh, it's easy for us to sit here and say anything.

00:28:33.920 It's so fucking easy, but if, say we redo it and I'm wanting DP, my dude, to win.

00:28:39.060 Right.

00:28:39.560 And I'm DP's coach and say, if I say it, he does it.

00:28:42.240 Right.

00:28:42.580 I say, when you drop him, get in his guard.

00:28:44.640 Grind out that first round.

00:28:45.760 Maybe, you're not going to finish him probably unless you hurt him real bad because Charles

00:28:48.620 got that guard.

00:28:49.460 But do not ever be scared to engage on the ground with an opponent.

00:28:55.080 Yeah.

00:28:55.280 That fear will manifest itself.

00:28:57.480 I promise you.

00:28:58.360 And it's not saying he's not afraid of Charles Oliveira's ground game.

00:29:01.720 That's not what I'm saying.

00:29:02.500 Right.

00:29:02.680 It's more like too much respect.

00:29:04.840 It's like, bro, you're Dustin Poirier and he's fucking rocked.

00:29:08.080 You get on him and you just keep fucking, just, just wail down punches.

00:29:11.620 And if I was his coach, I would tell him, I don't give a fuck how good his guard is.

00:29:15.140 Yeah.

00:29:15.460 You get in there and you fuck him up.

00:29:16.820 His guard ain't going to be that good.

00:29:18.100 Right.

00:29:18.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:29:19.000 And so.

00:29:19.820 Yeah.

00:29:20.020 I could see it being a level of like respect thing.

00:29:22.320 It was a, it was a level of respect is all that.

00:29:24.460 Yeah.

00:29:24.600 He just has this like, uh, there's like, he has this, these, this mutual kind of thing.

00:29:30.640 Yeah.

00:29:31.140 And like I said, he wanted to knock them out with the boxing.

00:29:33.240 Yeah.

00:29:33.520 But if I was coach, I'd be Dustin going there, getting his guard, uh, you know, keep him

00:29:37.380 down and, and just win the rest of that round, conserve a little bit of your energy.

00:29:40.920 Right.

00:29:41.060 Um, then the second round, I believe that Olivera gets deep down and this is what, yeah, that's

00:29:47.300 when Olivera got him down and was throwing those elbows.

00:29:49.380 They weren't landing.

00:29:50.120 Like it didn't look super flush, but some, I'm sure they were, they were, uh, so they

00:29:55.340 hurt.

00:29:55.620 Yeah, bro.

00:29:55.900 When they hit you in the teeth, you could feel it.

00:29:57.440 Cause they were landing right here and here and, uh, you know, those elbows hurt, you know?

00:30:02.000 Um, but he had a body triangle, walked around his body and you can do that every now and

00:30:09.000 then, you know, cause to kind of recover or anything, but I think he held that body triangle.

00:30:13.160 He was actually holding himself in that position.

00:30:15.260 Oh, Dustin was the whole time.

00:30:16.520 Damn right.

00:30:17.040 So it's having to gas.

00:30:17.800 No, well, Dustin was kind of holding, trying to keep his body close to him, I think.

00:30:20.560 So he didn't have that distance to, to attack.

00:30:23.320 Cause he didn't want his back get taken.

00:30:25.020 And so, and so, um, I would tell him, I'd say, Dustin, open that body triangle.

00:30:29.700 You cannot, how can you stand up on your feet if they're locked around your opponent?

00:30:34.280 I say, Dustin, you've got to knock this guy out or you got to at least bust them up.

00:30:38.160 You got to open your legs up and you got to fight to get up.

00:30:40.780 Now the problem, if he opens his legs up, then what's possible?

00:30:43.340 Putting his feet on the ground, planting them and getting up, getting back up.

00:30:46.120 Now the risk there is that Olivera circles to his back or grabs a headlock.

00:30:50.280 But here's the thing.

00:30:51.680 Would you rather the dude choke you out with the rear naked choke or get you in a guillotine

00:30:56.920 on the way up?

00:30:58.440 Or would you rather sit and lose that, that, that round by round by round with that body

00:31:03.140 triangle?

00:31:03.480 And, uh, you know, I've done a lot of bad things in a fight, but I think when he looks

00:31:07.440 back at it, he'll say, you know what, I'm not going to do that body triangle no more.

00:31:11.700 I'm going to get back to my feet if my opponent gets me down because he was kind of keeping

00:31:15.380 himself there in that position.

00:31:16.960 But it all came, all those, all those things you saw was the manifestation of the over respect

00:31:23.680 that he gave to Olivera.

00:31:25.880 Yeah.

00:31:26.180 And I say, oh, it's one thing to say, okay, Olivera is good on the ground and I don't want

00:31:30.000 to go to the ground with him.

00:31:30.940 It's another to say, he's so good on the ground.

00:31:32.700 I'm not going to open up my guard.

00:31:33.860 I'm going to hold him on top of me.

00:31:35.320 No, you can't be giving him that much respect.

00:31:37.340 Fuck that.

00:31:38.280 Yeah.

00:31:38.600 I think Dustin just loves fighting.

00:31:40.140 So like the actual, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, he likes, I think

00:31:43.900 that's his thing.

00:31:44.860 So he's one of the best in the fucking world.

00:31:46.560 Yeah.

00:31:47.040 I mean, here's the thing.

00:31:48.000 You get a mat, you get a matchup like, uh, so if I was good at it, I would do it.

00:31:51.860 If I'm, you know, if I'm good with a dagger, I ain't going to tickle somebody.

00:31:56.020 That's right.

00:31:56.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:56.860 And so it's like, just because it's like, it's not the same thing.

00:32:00.040 Well, you know, there's, there's matchups like for Poirier that I just think he'll win

00:32:04.260 every, every one.

00:32:05.260 I'm like the perfect matchup for him, uh, is Conor McGregor.

00:32:08.480 Yeah.

00:32:08.980 Uh, a guy who, who power punches, um, doesn't do as good in the later rounds.

00:32:14.660 He does better in the first rounds.

00:32:15.740 Whereas DP does better in the later rounds.

00:32:18.720 So you get a DP and a Conor McGregor matchup.

00:32:21.700 There's not a time in the fight where Dustin has to worry about getting taken down, getting

00:32:26.020 choked, he's in his element and you're going to, you're going to see him fully unleashed,

00:32:30.860 but you put them up against a Charles Rivera, uh, Olivera, and you're going to see in some

00:32:35.880 positions more timidity because of that respect for the ground game.

00:32:39.700 And I don't, and this is my honest assessment of Dustin's ground game.

00:32:43.600 I don't think the disparities as big as it is in his head.

00:32:46.420 Right.

00:32:46.960 I think he was a little bit too worried about Olivera's ground game.

00:32:49.840 Like I said, when he dropped him, I'm pouncing.

00:32:52.260 Yeah.

00:32:52.620 I don't know.

00:32:53.200 I, I think, I didn't talk to him enough about the actual fighting and stuff before about

00:32:57.480 what his mindset was.

00:32:58.720 He's good on the ground, man.

00:33:00.120 I think he was just expecting the third round.

00:33:02.160 It would get back up to the feet, the feet.

00:33:04.940 Yeah.

00:33:05.280 And, and, and that's where it would kind of stay.

00:33:07.080 And so we'd have a, you know, and then it just, it just, and I think also, I think

00:33:13.060 Dustin was most bummed.

00:33:15.000 Well, this, this, I gotta say this, my last loss guy took me down and I got choked out trying

00:33:20.020 to get up, you know what I'm saying?

00:33:20.980 So I've been on the other end of it.

00:33:22.720 Right.

00:33:22.740 So it's just, it, you know, it's easy to sit here and say, oh, you could have, should

00:33:26.660 have, would have, but my last fight, bro, I wish that I would have got up safer.

00:33:30.600 I don't, if anything, maybe I should have stayed on the ground the rest of the fight

00:33:34.460 because I could have won a decision possibly.

00:33:36.340 But, uh, I learned a valuable lesson, man.

00:33:39.540 And, um, every fight, there's something to learn.

00:33:42.520 Yeah.

00:33:43.000 I mean, look, I obviously have, you know, like I get scared of things.

00:33:47.460 It's yeah, I'm scared of something.

00:33:49.000 There's so I know nothing, but it's like, it's definitely just, it's interesting to sit

00:33:53.800 back and talk about it.

00:33:54.640 And it's what we do as humans.

00:33:55.880 We see what happened and we look at it and, and it's like, I just know also Dustin was

00:34:01.300 bummed.

00:34:01.620 Probably he wanted to fight more.

00:34:03.240 That's the thing too.

00:34:04.260 And I think it's the same with guys like you.

00:34:05.880 It's like, you just want to fight more.

00:34:08.000 Like we got five, let's at least do four, you know what I'm saying?

00:34:10.880 Like, even if you already won, let's do another, you know, like, um, let's just keep

00:34:16.180 it going, uh, man, the energy in there was so wild, man.

00:34:21.140 Um, and Gaethje was back.

00:34:24.520 Gaethje's just back.

00:34:25.400 He's literally just like, who can I fight?

00:34:27.420 Who can I fight?

00:34:28.400 Who can I fight?

00:34:29.000 He's ready to go.

00:34:30.240 Oh, bro.

00:34:30.640 He's ready to go.

00:34:32.640 Let me tell you why I think that, um, Gaethje is a great matchup for Oliveira.

00:34:36.820 Yeah.

00:34:37.020 What do you think?

00:34:37.460 What do you think would happen to Oliveira Gaethje?

00:34:39.200 Cause I feel like that's probably what's going to be next.

00:34:41.040 I don't think you're going to see a Poirier-Oliveira rematch cause I think it makes sense.

00:34:45.920 Well, he could go make money fighting McGregor.

00:34:47.680 That's what I think.

00:34:48.500 You know, he might just get that, that money fight or a Nate Diaz fight.

00:34:52.300 They would pay him so much money for that Nate Diaz fight.

00:34:54.980 Two punchers.

00:34:55.320 And he's in a position, bro.

00:34:56.480 He don't even have to worry about fighting for the belt.

00:34:58.900 He's a fucking bajillionaire or whatever he is.

00:35:01.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:01.880 Like.

00:35:02.000 Yeah.

00:35:02.140 He's made him some money.

00:35:03.160 And so he's, it's not going to be typical with him.

00:35:05.180 He's going to do something crazy.

00:35:06.320 I betcha.

00:35:06.920 You know?

00:35:07.220 So what does the belt mean to people?

00:35:08.900 Cause Dustin was an interim champion.

00:35:10.400 So that is a, that's a champion.

00:35:12.440 You know, it's, um, especially with the way the belt is kind of used as like a, it's a bait.

00:35:18.600 They use it.

00:35:19.200 Sometimes it's who's definitely, obviously it's always who's great.

00:35:23.220 Yeah.

00:35:23.720 But sometimes it's used by the administration of there.

00:35:26.620 It seems like it is like a.

00:35:27.860 Well, you know, everybody's path is different.

00:35:29.940 And I don't think that these people who have the belts are fucking built different than

00:35:34.420 any, but then, you know, they had good circumstances and, and, and a lot of them are great and

00:35:39.560 everything and, and are elite and stuff.

00:35:42.060 But I put it this way, man.

00:35:44.100 If I'm in a fucking street fight and I'm fighting for my life and, and there's one person I have

00:35:49.360 my back and, and they said it's Dustin Poirier.

00:35:51.800 Yeah.

00:35:52.000 I'm thinking, fuck yeah.

00:35:53.180 I don't give a fuck what belt he's got this or that.

00:35:55.860 Dustin Poirier can fight anybody.

00:35:58.060 Yeah.

00:35:58.420 I don't care if he's wearing a belt.

00:35:59.420 I don't give a fuck who it is.

00:36:01.080 I don't care if he's wearing a belt from Banana Republic.

00:36:03.180 That's right.

00:36:03.420 Who's going to.

00:36:03.840 I want DP having my back.

00:36:06.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:07.540 And, uh, you know, here's another thing, man, with that, that championship stuff, man.

00:36:11.800 It's like, I hate to see these people get the belt and then they act like they're gods

00:36:16.180 or something.

00:36:16.720 You know what I mean?

00:36:17.300 Like it's, um, okay.

00:36:20.360 McGregor double champ, right?

00:36:21.660 Yeah.

00:36:22.080 Okay.

00:36:22.760 DP ain't a fucking double champ.

00:36:24.580 Okay.

00:36:25.060 Who wins when they fight?

00:36:26.180 Right.

00:36:26.780 You know, you know who wins.

00:36:28.400 Right.

00:36:28.600 So it's interesting.

00:36:29.540 It's interesting.

00:36:30.120 It ain't all about that.

00:36:31.640 Right.

00:36:31.900 And people's paths are different.

00:36:33.960 He has a lot of fights.

00:36:35.320 He had some rough nights and you know, it, he's a championship fighter.

00:36:40.040 I don't give a fuck if he has a belt or not.

00:36:41.420 Like I said, I'm comfortable with him having my back in any street fight.

00:36:44.500 Amen, man.

00:36:45.720 Yeah.

00:36:46.200 I, uh, it's definitely interesting.

00:36:47.880 It's interesting to see different guys pass.

00:36:49.420 Now, Dustin has made, obviously he's had, he's had some choices and made some choices and

00:36:54.140 had some blessings where he's gotten, uh, have a stronger financial side than probably

00:36:59.320 a lot of fighters have.

00:37:00.560 That's right.

00:37:00.880 Um, and do you think, how does that start to influence other fighters to do their own

00:37:06.900 things?

00:37:07.220 I know you got your, um, you got your music now that you got, you know, which is cool,

00:37:11.740 man.

00:37:11.920 It's fun.

00:37:12.340 And if we listen to grandmother's grave, a decent amount, man, thank you so much for

00:37:15.620 listening.

00:37:15.780 It's crazy.

00:37:16.160 That's actually one of my favorite ones.

00:37:17.600 I like problems in my head and grandmother's grave.

00:37:20.140 What do I like?

00:37:20.920 I like, uh, what's, Oh, dark and saw.

00:37:24.640 Yeah, dude.

00:37:26.680 Um, just thanks so much for listening, brother.

00:37:28.760 Yeah.

00:37:29.180 It's just interesting that where did some of that kind of like, do you see guys doing different

00:37:35.540 things and doing creative stuff?

00:37:37.560 And does that, is that kind of what inspires you to be like, you know what?

00:37:40.780 I'm going to do some, I'm going to do some of my own stuff as well.

00:37:43.600 Is it just you wanting to express yourself?

00:37:46.140 Where does it, where do you feel like any of that kind of comes from?

00:37:48.260 Expression of it.

00:37:49.160 Yeah.

00:37:49.360 You know, uh, the first song I made, it was just, uh, it wasn't supposed to be a mixtape

00:37:54.560 or nothing.

00:37:54.940 I was just making it and made it from old lady, you know?

00:37:57.780 And, uh, cause we fighting over some petty shit and I just wanted to let her know this

00:38:01.540 is petty, you know, kind of explain, express myself.

00:38:04.680 Right.

00:38:04.920 And then she was like, well, that was really good.

00:38:06.740 You should make another one.

00:38:07.660 You should make another one.

00:38:08.240 I started fucking putting out hitters, brother.

00:38:09.980 Dang, baby.

00:38:10.620 Let's go, son.

00:38:13.060 And what, uh, and so then did you, did you match up with somebody to help you make some

00:38:16.920 beats or how'd that happen?

00:38:18.540 I got them all off of YouTube.

00:38:20.360 Wow.

00:38:20.840 And then I, uh, I went to the, uh, Joker in Little Rock and, uh, his name's Kev.

00:38:25.880 But, uh, you know, we went up there and cooked us up a little mixtape.

00:38:28.940 Gang, gang, baby.

00:38:30.300 Yeah.

00:38:30.840 Pasture Fire.

00:38:31.320 You guys can check it out if you haven't checked it out.

00:38:33.780 Um, yeah, I put a lot of heart and soul in there, man.

00:38:36.580 And a lot of great lyrics, man.

00:38:38.040 Thank you very much, brother.

00:38:39.120 You should have barred up them like a damn prison.

00:38:41.160 Yes, sir.

00:38:42.700 Got bars for life.

00:38:43.820 Oh, son, you in, boy.

00:38:45.500 You doing a damn seven life sentences on some of them lyrics, man.

00:38:48.640 There's a lot.

00:38:49.460 It's, uh, what did that, yeah.

00:38:51.160 What kind of time did that take?

00:38:52.460 Oh, the first one, the first song on there I made about a year and a half, maybe two years

00:38:57.200 ago.

00:38:57.500 And then I wasn't really focused on it.

00:38:59.580 And then I made another song and another one.

00:39:01.720 And, uh, each song probably took a couple of weeks to write, except the first one.

00:39:05.900 The first one took like two days.

00:39:07.380 Um, and then I would just kind of casually work on other ones.

00:39:11.760 It wasn't like, until about the last month, then I was like, really like, okay, I really

00:39:16.380 want to put this shit out there.

00:39:17.420 I got about six songs.

00:39:18.460 I'm going to finish this seventh one.

00:39:19.820 I'm going to put this shit out there.

00:39:20.840 And then I started feeling like that, that, okay, I need to finish this.

00:39:23.840 I need to wrap it up.

00:39:24.700 And I got that feeling.

00:39:25.560 But while I was making most of the songs, I didn't have any type of timeline.

00:39:28.780 I was just having fun with it.

00:39:30.080 Yeah.

00:39:30.860 Wow.

00:39:32.060 Yeah.

00:39:32.420 That's got to be nice.

00:39:33.280 And so it didn't really, it was just kind of a passion project.

00:39:35.520 It wasn't like a.

00:39:36.400 Absolutely.

00:39:37.040 100% passion in that.

00:39:38.660 It wasn't something you were just waking up and doing like, I got to get this.

00:39:41.140 I knew I ain't going to make no money, bro.

00:39:42.220 I'm fucking using YouTube beats and, you know what I'm saying?

00:39:45.660 Right.

00:39:46.200 Yeah.

00:39:46.700 And it's, it's more, it's more than about the money and it's about, um, the greatest thing

00:39:51.380 that I could do is to relate to people that watch my fights that, you know,

00:39:55.380 just to relate to people.

00:39:56.600 If there's somebody out there that, that heard, even if it's one fucking verse and

00:40:00.800 they heard it and they thought, well, shoot, I'm going through that too, you know?

00:40:04.740 And it's like, okay, well now I got something in common with that guy.

00:40:08.100 That's kind of like my brother, even though he don't fucking know me, he heard my song

00:40:11.120 and he heard my, you know, and now we got this, this, we're going through the same

00:40:14.560 shit type of, type of feel.

00:40:16.620 Yeah.

00:40:17.020 Well, yeah.

00:40:17.640 Cause the music always connects people.

00:40:19.260 It's the same as with the, yeah.

00:40:20.180 You hear somebody, it's like Eminem.

00:40:21.620 You hear something.

00:40:22.280 You're like, damn, that's my fucking.

00:40:23.720 That's one of my favorites right there.

00:40:25.060 Eminem.

00:40:25.600 Yeah.

00:40:26.100 You're like, that's my guy, man.

00:40:29.680 Do you, do you feel like you need to do stuff to try and keep your name out?

00:40:36.300 Did you start to ever feel like that a little bit?

00:40:38.300 Because it's, it's tough because it's like you, you don't disappear.

00:40:43.060 You're there, you know, you have a great rank of your top 15th, your 10 or 11 and some

00:40:47.580 of the rankings or what, you know, whatever the rankings are kind of.

00:40:50.240 Um, but that you can't get out there and express yourself.

00:40:55.100 You, you know, you're, you're expressing is limited.

00:40:57.280 Yes.

00:40:57.780 Cause you can't get in there.

00:40:59.080 That's what I feel fighting is.

00:41:00.440 And, and same with the music and, uh, you know, the feeling of people forgetting about

00:41:05.620 me or whatever.

00:41:06.180 It is true.

00:41:07.340 Everybody, if you stop fighting, people forget about you, but that ain't why I fight.

00:41:10.960 It is this inner desire to express, uh, most of his fucking anger, frustration, you know,

00:41:18.800 and it's, and it's, um, it's more about all I care that is that God's watching me.

00:41:23.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:41:24.700 Like that I have a purpose that, that I'm fighting for something and I don't give a fuck

00:41:28.760 who's watching.

00:41:29.440 If I feel like God has told me to go in there and fight to better my life, to better, uh,

00:41:34.060 potentially better my family's life, that's what I'm doing it for.

00:41:36.960 It's not for any type of attention.

00:41:38.080 I did not put the mixtape out for attention.

00:41:40.420 I put it out.

00:41:41.720 Um, like say I put it out anonymous, anonymously.

00:41:45.740 People didn't even know it was mine.

00:41:47.140 I wouldn't even, I wouldn't even give a fuck as long as people liked it.

00:41:49.800 You know, I just want people to relate to it and feel good.

00:41:51.940 It's just expression.

00:41:53.000 And bro, I ain't made no fucking money off that.

00:41:55.060 I put hundreds and hundreds of dollars into it.

00:41:57.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:41:58.000 Like it ain't about, it ain't about that.

00:42:00.600 It was about letting that shit out of me.

00:42:03.140 And, and you know, it's been built up for a long time.

00:42:05.820 And like when I'm, when I'm fighting or whatever, man, you get these emotions.

00:42:10.080 It's just like the closest thing you could feel to like God, you know what I'm saying?

00:42:14.160 Like I'll be fighting sometimes and I'll just like make myself, or I'll be rapping sometimes

00:42:18.520 and I'll make myself laugh.

00:42:19.960 I'll make myself cry.

00:42:21.240 I, I'll get mad at some shit that I say, like I'll be in the middle of a rap freestyling

00:42:25.140 in my, in the car or something and say, fuck, you know, it makes me so mad just thinking

00:42:29.420 of that memory and I'm like hitting the steering wheel and shit.

00:42:32.220 And then I'm like, okay, I just snapped out of it.

00:42:35.060 That's not, I'm not doing that for money.

00:42:37.460 Right.

00:42:37.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:38.220 That's like, I'm letting this shit out.

00:42:40.140 Yeah.

00:42:41.360 Yeah.

00:42:41.680 I think that's one of the things, even just like, you know, Dustin's probably the fighter

00:42:44.900 that I know the kind of the closest.

00:42:46.100 So it's been interesting to just, uh, I can understand exactly what you're saying.

00:42:49.860 Like, if you look at his early stuff, it's like, it's just this anger.

00:42:54.560 It's this angry guy fighting.

00:42:56.920 Yeah.

00:42:57.320 And then you see as you, as, as he starts to get older and evolve that you get to know

00:43:03.120 he's gets to express himself in other ways.

00:43:05.620 It's like, you almost got to fucking get these layers of anger out of you so you can get to

00:43:11.560 the stuff that's different.

00:43:12.680 So you can have, uh, opportunities to like get your voice out there.

00:43:16.600 It's like, um, I hope my anger goes away one of these days, but not before you have a

00:43:22.140 few more good bouts out there, man.

00:43:23.720 You don't say a little bit of it on.

00:43:25.500 Yeah.

00:43:26.140 What else did I want to get into, man?

00:43:27.740 Okay.

00:43:27.980 So when you look at your, how do you see your path to, to the belt?

00:43:31.600 You guys have an interesting, y'all's weight class is so interesting.

00:43:34.500 Just the way some of these guys are built, you know, I feel like if it gets a little bit

00:43:39.020 lower in weight class than yours, a lot of the guys, their body types are really

00:43:42.300 very similar, but y'all's weight class.

00:43:45.740 It's like some of these guys, uh, the body styles to me look really different, you know,

00:43:51.120 just as a, just a regular viewer.

00:43:52.960 What, what, uh, what do you see your kind of path making it up through the rankings and

00:43:57.060 some of the, your future here, your path to the belt?

00:44:00.920 What do you see your path to the belt?

00:44:02.100 I'm biased, right?

00:44:03.180 You know, so I, I think two more big wins and I'm getting a title shot.

00:44:07.160 Damn baby.

00:44:08.840 Yeah.

00:44:09.220 So who could that be?

00:44:11.000 Um, so your neck is your next fight Barboza.

00:44:14.000 Is that, I don't know.

00:44:15.440 I mean, we're still seeing, yeah, we're still seeing, you know, I'm just waiting on it.

00:44:18.620 And, uh, I don't really have a preference.

00:44:22.120 Just the higher rank, the better.

00:44:23.760 Right.

00:44:24.740 He's plenty high rank.

00:44:25.800 So, oh yeah.

00:44:27.260 Shit.

00:44:27.640 Yeah.

00:44:27.780 I mean, that's a dude to be fight, to be entering into the top 10, right?

00:44:31.980 I mean, that's huge.

00:44:34.560 Oh bro.

00:44:35.120 In my head, I've already done it a billion times.

00:44:37.220 I've like, in my head, you're asking like, you're asking what's the path to the belt?

00:44:41.780 Like I'm already fucking champ in my head, bro.

00:44:43.480 Like I don't want to be arrogant and stuff, but bro, I am the fucking champ.

00:44:46.660 If you ask me and my trailer, when I'm chilling, bro, I'm the fucking champ.

00:44:52.300 What, um, well then let's, maybe we'll jump off a fight.

00:44:56.380 What do y'all got planned coming up for the holidays?

00:44:58.080 Are you still seeing the same lady?

00:44:59.580 No, brother.

00:45:00.320 It's just, yeah, it's all right, man.

00:45:02.020 It's just, you know, go our different paths and, uh, ain't nothing wrong with that, you

00:45:05.740 know?

00:45:06.080 Yeah.

00:45:07.360 And have you been dating?

00:45:08.480 Have you been in the dating pool out there?

00:45:09.920 You on the apps or anything like that?

00:45:11.280 Nah, I've just, I've just been laying low, brother.

00:45:13.080 Like I said, I went to the two bar the other day.

00:45:14.620 That's most, you know, I've even seen females in a while.

00:45:17.700 Yeah.

00:45:18.360 You know, but like I said, that ain't my scene.

00:45:20.260 I've just been kind of training and whatnot, but, um, yeah, I ain't even worried about it.

00:45:25.080 Yeah.

00:45:25.540 You have a gym at home now that you're training at?

00:45:27.600 I'm working on it.

00:45:28.560 It's actually really close to being built.

00:45:30.300 I'm building a block wall because, um, I have to lean these mats up against the wall

00:45:34.640 and I don't have a wall to, uh, lean them up against.

00:45:37.040 So I'm building a block wall.

00:45:38.060 It's got to be nine blocks high.

00:45:39.280 I'm seven and a half of the nine block rows.

00:45:42.980 Gang, baby.

00:45:43.900 So.

00:45:44.580 Wow.

00:45:44.780 It's getting close.

00:45:45.800 Yeah.

00:45:47.180 Um, we had some questions that came in.

00:45:49.040 Let's get into one of our video questions.

00:45:50.480 Rob, do you want to, uh, pull one up here?

00:45:54.600 Uh, what's up, Theo?

00:45:57.220 What's up, Thug Nasty?

00:45:58.780 Gang, baby.

00:45:59.620 Uh, first off, if Thug Nasty, I'm talking to you, man.

00:46:04.000 If you were in the cage with a gorilla and a panda bear, over or under, how long would

00:46:09.780 it take you to sleep both of them out?

00:46:12.460 Let me know.

00:46:13.200 Oh, dang.

00:46:13.660 That's an animal.

00:46:13.900 Gang, Theo.

00:46:14.700 Gang, baby.

00:46:15.240 Thank you.

00:46:16.580 Um, yeah, that's an animal question.

00:46:18.120 I would never sleep a panda bear.

00:46:20.460 That panda bear would have my back, first off.

00:46:22.740 That's, let's get that.

00:46:23.600 So it's me and a panda bear versus gorilla.

00:46:25.680 Yeah, now we turned it up.

00:46:27.120 Shit, man.

00:46:28.040 Um, I'm going to be like dancing around the panda bear while he, and then try to jump on the

00:46:32.040 gorilla, go for the rear naked.

00:46:34.240 Uh, actually.

00:46:35.280 A gorilla's dangerous, though, Bryce.

00:46:36.780 Absolutely, bro.

00:46:37.580 I mean, he might as well say, he might as well say Tyrone Woodley.

00:46:40.820 I mean, it's the same motherfucking thing.

00:46:42.460 You know, it's like, same risk there.

00:46:44.780 You're going to get fucking smashed.

00:46:47.440 But damn, a gorilla is so dangerous, bro.

00:46:49.940 Yeah, that's right.

00:46:50.920 That's right.

00:46:51.740 Uh, you know, I would go for the choke, bro.

00:46:53.720 I'd have to, like, use the panda as the decoy.

00:46:56.500 Yeah, there you go.

00:46:57.080 You ever seen Kung Fu Panda?

00:46:58.480 Yeah.

00:47:00.400 It'd be like that.

00:47:01.440 It'd be like the final scene in that movie, bro.

00:47:03.120 Yeah, y'all got to use each other.

00:47:05.340 If y'all are in there together, that'd be great.

00:47:07.200 You get in there, and then you and the panda freaking, you guys join forces, you know?

00:47:11.760 That's right, yeah.

00:47:12.240 Yeah.

00:47:12.560 That's right.

00:47:12.940 And then you guys go straight at that gorilla, bro.

00:47:15.500 I fucking hope Herb Dean's there that night.

00:47:17.540 Yeah.

00:47:17.700 That's all I got to say.

00:47:19.080 Dude, I got to meet Herb Dean, man.

00:47:20.720 Dude, the other night was so crazy.

00:47:21.960 So, it was just a crazy night.

00:47:24.500 So, I went to the fights, right, with this guy, David Spade.

00:47:26.960 He was in Tommy Boy.

00:47:28.160 Oh, yeah.

00:47:28.740 Joe Dirt.

00:47:29.740 Yeah, Joe Dirt, right?

00:47:30.680 That's my fucking bro-ma, bro.

00:47:32.000 I want to be just like Joe Dirt when I grow up.

00:47:33.900 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:47:34.400 That's our president.

00:47:35.520 Yeah.

00:47:36.560 So, I went to the fights with him.

00:47:38.600 I sit down.

00:47:39.280 We're in the front row, dude.

00:47:41.740 Like, Dana is literally like four feet away.

00:47:44.480 So, I'm watching him, like, sit there.

00:47:46.380 Like, he's kind of watching on his computer, and then he's on his phone sometimes.

00:47:51.240 He had a young fighter, I think from Brazil or from another country that came up that was sitting there watching the fights with him for a little while.

00:47:57.440 This female fighter.

00:48:00.360 Halle Berry was next to Spade.

00:48:02.180 I saw that.

00:48:02.440 Is that her boyfriend that was with her?

00:48:04.420 I think that's maybe her boyfriend or husband.

00:48:06.220 Probably an actor.

00:48:07.180 Yeah, Van, I think, is his name.

00:48:08.560 I saw her there with another guy.

00:48:10.240 I think.

00:48:10.680 I couldn't hear it.

00:48:11.400 It was a little loud in there, but.

00:48:13.340 And then Tommy Lee.

00:48:14.360 Is that the closest you've been to the fights?

00:48:16.720 That really was.

00:48:17.540 Because I'd sat in Joe Rogan's seats before, but I'd never.

00:48:21.600 But this, I mean, it was just as close.

00:48:23.600 Plus, you got a good friend fighting.

00:48:25.320 Oh, dude.

00:48:25.780 That's fucking different.

00:48:26.480 Oh, I was am.

00:48:27.080 Yeah.

00:48:28.080 I was so am, bro.

00:48:30.440 Yeah, it's amazing.

00:48:31.460 And I think what, like, when you become a.

00:48:33.240 UFC has become my favorite sport in the past two years.

00:48:35.640 I realized that during the pandemic.

00:48:37.460 Absolutely.

00:48:37.920 Like, damn, this is my favorite sport.

00:48:39.740 Like.

00:48:39.840 There's, when you, when you really get into it, it's like, there's not other sports with

00:48:43.720 the consequences or the, the, the rewards.

00:48:47.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:48.020 It's like, it's so.

00:48:49.480 Like, I can't watch a football game and I don't feel nothing.

00:48:52.580 Right.

00:48:52.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:53.440 I'm like, where's the guacamole?

00:48:54.900 Yeah.

00:48:55.100 You know, where's the cheese dip?

00:48:56.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:57.480 I'm here to eat.

00:48:58.660 Yeah.

00:48:59.940 Yeah.

00:49:00.300 You're right, man.

00:49:01.140 There's nothing like at the fight.

00:49:02.780 Just like, man, people come in and it's just this moment of like, there's going to be this

00:49:08.020 moment of clarity and it's such a euphemism for just life, bro.

00:49:13.220 Like you can try so hard and you can still be great.

00:49:17.340 You just might not get the outcome that you want.

00:49:20.080 That's right.

00:49:20.420 That's what's pretty fascinating.

00:49:21.480 It's like, you see, because so many of the fighters to me are heroes.

00:49:25.560 That's what I realized when I'm there the other night.

00:49:27.080 I'm like, oh my God, everybody I run into, I feel like is a hero.

00:49:30.520 And your heroes die in the sport, man.

00:49:32.200 Yeah.

00:49:32.800 Yeah.

00:49:33.020 And they die, but they, but they hit the, it's like win or lose kind of it's, they're

00:49:37.180 still the hero.

00:49:38.020 Oh, they're still the hero.

00:49:38.880 Yeah.

00:49:39.440 It's still a hero, but it's like that letdown is like, it's like when one of my buddies

00:49:44.100 loses, it's like, man, I feel his pain for him.

00:49:47.560 Oh man.

00:49:48.300 Yeah, dude, I was teared up after dust.

00:49:51.160 I just, it's like, oh, you just know that people want, you know, that there's this, we,

00:49:57.940 I think everybody at times carries like a storybook idea of the way they, they think things are

00:50:02.820 going to go or they could go and you see so much evidence that it's going to be like this

00:50:07.960 and it could be anything.

00:50:09.620 I might win a fight.

00:50:10.520 I might get married.

00:50:12.040 I might have a child, you know?

00:50:13.940 Um, and then whatever things happen that God wants or whatever the way it shakes out,

00:50:19.480 it's just not how it shakes out.

00:50:21.520 And it's just such, there's so many like intense moments of it's like life.

00:50:26.580 Just, it's such a fucking life that happens on those nights when you guys are doing those

00:50:32.600 fights.

00:50:32.940 It's such like a, I think that's where I can relate the most as a human.

00:50:37.280 You're relating on a human level because you're like, man, this is, there's wins and losses

00:50:42.660 right here and there's dreams and there's, especially you talk about, uh, wives and children.

00:50:47.840 A lot of those fighters, they really need that for their kids.

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00:53:18.620 Oh, yeah.

00:53:19.180 One night I got to watch.

00:53:21.600 This was at the Poirier McGregor and Gilbert Burns, I think.

00:53:27.280 Or Dorino.

00:53:28.300 El Dorino.

00:53:28.860 Yeah.

00:53:29.460 Yeah.

00:53:29.740 He was out there fighting and his wife was sitting there and his two boys are there and they're like start punching each other and then they're cheering.

00:53:36.040 And then like, oh, she's like losing her mind.

00:53:38.700 And it was just one of the craziest moments ever to sit there and watch them, like watch their dad and husband and like all this crazy energy.

00:53:46.600 And yeah, dude.

00:53:48.400 And then I kept running into different people.

00:53:49.960 Oh, and then Dominic Cruz came up to me and he'd been in a war, right?

00:53:54.680 And he won and he has on these sunglasses.

00:53:57.260 And so I couldn't tell it was him, right?

00:53:59.400 And I'm like, this guy, I feel like he's in the witness protection program.

00:54:03.700 That's right.

00:54:04.000 That's right.

00:54:04.040 He is protected up.

00:54:05.920 And then we start talking and I'm like, oh my God, this is Dominic Cruz, man.

00:54:10.120 And it just, and I just was like, holy shit, this is my favorite sport.

00:54:14.120 It's like, yeah, I'm not really thinking about the guacamole.

00:54:17.380 I'm not even thinking about eating.

00:54:19.000 That's right.

00:54:19.820 That's right.

00:54:20.260 You know, I'm just thinking like, man, I don't want to miss a moment of this, like, it's

00:54:26.620 like a, it's like you have all these arteries and all these veins, but then it all comes

00:54:30.440 together for this fucking heart, you know, and there's just so much right there.

00:54:34.320 And then there's so much respect between everybody.

00:54:36.580 Yeah.

00:54:37.180 For the most part there is, man.

00:54:38.420 And that's, that's my style.

00:54:39.960 Yeah.

00:54:40.480 You know, I, I do like talking some shit if somebody wants to talk some shit, but I'm

00:54:45.620 not going to initiate it.

00:54:46.720 You know, I would actually much rather respect them and all that.

00:54:49.620 But I do like it when the people talk shit because then it's makes it a lot easier to

00:54:53.680 fight them.

00:54:54.460 Yeah.

00:54:54.680 You know what I mean?

00:54:55.540 Oh, I guess it is interesting.

00:54:56.940 Like, do you think there's a difference?

00:54:59.520 Yeah.

00:54:59.800 What is the difference going into a fight where somebody, where there's been a lot of trash

00:55:03.160 talking and there's one where there's nothing?

00:55:05.180 Is there a, does the motivation change a little?

00:55:07.720 Yeah.

00:55:08.180 Uh, the, well, maybe not the motivation to win, but I'm talking about the motivation to

00:55:12.920 truly hurt the person.

00:55:14.200 I think in my, in my mind, you're sick.

00:55:17.480 If you sit there and like, think about hurting somebody that you, that you like, like, but

00:55:22.400 when I, and somebody calls me a bitch, like, bro, I can sit there and think about just stomping

00:55:26.540 your fucking head until her team pulls me off.

00:55:28.760 Like, fuck the rules, bro.

00:55:29.740 I'm going to stomp your fucking head.

00:55:31.140 But like, if I like you and you got kids and you got, it's like, I'm going to think

00:55:35.420 about winning, but I don't, I'm going to hurt you as little as possible.

00:55:38.400 Right.

00:55:38.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:39.200 Like, and there is a difference in that for me, but, um, I don't, I don't think, I think

00:55:45.760 it can affect your performance, but I think that, um, I've, I've walked out all of that

00:55:50.020 and, uh, either way, I think my performance, whether I like the person or not is going to

00:55:53.400 be, um, the same because take this into account too.

00:55:57.440 It can also, that can backfire.

00:55:58.980 You know, if you hold the coal, you'll, you'll get burnt.

00:56:00.940 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:01.420 So if you got all this animosity, cause this dude's calling you a bitch or whatever, right?

00:56:06.500 It could be his game.

00:56:07.500 That could be his game.

00:56:08.580 That's right.

00:56:09.060 So, uh, but here's, here's how I handle that.

00:56:11.280 Okay.

00:56:11.820 There might be a chance in that fight where you've already knocked him out or whatever.

00:56:15.880 He's sitting there laying down.

00:56:17.600 Herb Dean's halfway across the octagon.

00:56:19.040 Yeah.

00:56:19.260 You get that extra second or two.

00:56:20.500 If that motherfucker called me a bitch.

00:56:22.460 Yeah.

00:56:23.280 Well, we're going to see if I hit like a bitch before, before Herb gets there.

00:56:29.780 That's all I got to say.

00:56:30.880 Pre-Herb, baby.

00:56:32.120 That's right.

00:56:33.300 Whatever happens, pre-Herb.

00:56:35.220 This is about that Herb half second.

00:56:36.960 And I wonder sometimes if Herb just laid back another course.

00:56:40.400 He don't like all the motherfuckers.

00:56:41.820 He might just let him get an extra one.

00:56:43.560 I bet there is a time.

00:56:44.880 I mean, not on Herb, but on any referee of anything.

00:56:47.440 Cause I remember I even used to referee flag football, dude.

00:56:50.060 I used to work at like the student center or whatever in school.

00:56:53.020 And so I, and dude, there were sometimes I wouldn't even pay it.

00:56:55.900 I would call all kind of just shit.

00:56:57.260 That's right.

00:56:57.440 It doesn't matter.

00:56:58.120 You can't help but lean a little.

00:56:59.560 So that's just nature.

00:57:01.920 Um, what about this Woodley?

00:57:03.900 When you see this, like this Woodley, uh, Paul, this second fight, do you see the first

00:57:08.400 one?

00:57:08.560 Um, I saw the highlights of it.

00:57:10.960 Uh, I saw that, uh, Woodley rocked him pretty good.

00:57:13.900 Which there weren't many.

00:57:14.700 I probably, yeah.

00:57:15.200 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:15.920 Out of the high, I watched the highlights and it's like the highlight video was a little

00:57:19.260 bit slow.

00:57:19.880 So I'm thinking, okay, I'm not going to go watch the whole fight.

00:57:22.560 But there was that one punch that Woodley landed.

00:57:24.560 And that's honestly all I saw of it.

00:57:27.080 Yeah.

00:57:27.380 That's all.

00:57:27.940 I mean, there wasn't a ton to it, man.

00:57:30.280 But man, good for him, bro.

00:57:31.380 Making all that money.

00:57:32.620 Yeah.

00:57:33.220 And fighting guys that ain't as dangerous as what he was fighting.

00:57:36.160 Like, I mean, he's fucking really doing it.

00:57:38.300 Yeah.

00:57:38.460 And he's been through well.

00:57:39.240 I mean, that guy's taking a lot of punches over there.

00:57:41.500 Do you think that he'll, the thing about Woodley though is you're literally yelling, screaming

00:57:47.780 for him to punch.

00:57:49.140 Right.

00:57:49.600 Right.

00:57:50.260 And he doesn't punch.

00:57:51.880 Yeah.

00:57:52.340 Yeah.

00:57:52.720 Bro, and he makes all that money and he's sitting there just like.

00:57:55.660 That's a good point.

00:57:56.300 I think that, you know, if he was poor, he'd probably fight a little bit different.

00:58:01.060 That might be true.

00:58:01.720 I mean, I would say so.

00:58:03.800 He might come out in a damn lazy boy on this next one.

00:58:06.540 He might roll out and relax, man.

00:58:09.260 Damn.

00:58:10.040 That's right.

00:58:10.660 He really might.

00:58:11.980 In between rounds, they got that lazy boy reclining.

00:58:15.680 That's a good point.

00:58:16.740 What if he just walked in and said, look, I'm just here to count money.

00:58:19.900 You guys are the fools.

00:58:21.420 Shoot.

00:58:21.880 I mean, it's been done before.

00:58:23.860 People throw fights.

00:58:25.600 I'll tell you what, back in the pride days, you know, that Yakuza was real popular.

00:58:29.460 I don't know if you, you know, pride, kind of that old school boxing ring stuff.

00:58:34.160 Yakuza fixed a bunch of those fights.

00:58:35.780 Really?

00:58:36.360 Yeah, a bunch of them, yeah.

00:58:37.560 Huh.

00:58:38.820 Some mob activity going on.

00:58:40.780 Damn, boy.

00:58:41.460 Yeah.

00:58:41.920 So what I heard would happen is they'd get you in the hotel and they'll come up to you

00:58:45.580 and, you know, a couple guys deep roll up on you.

00:58:47.920 You got the briefcase.

00:58:49.220 Maybe a leather sofa.

00:58:50.080 That's right.

00:58:50.720 A leather jacket.

00:58:52.640 That's right.

00:58:53.120 Somebody wearing a turtleneck.

00:58:54.180 Damn right.

00:58:54.880 You know, a couple of them looking mean.

00:58:56.860 They'll sit down and they'll open up the briefcase.

00:59:00.120 Half a million cash.

00:59:01.920 They'll say, hey, do you want to lose in the second round?

00:59:04.600 And they'll close the briefcase.

00:59:05.720 Yeah, yes, sir.

00:59:06.660 Hey, I don't give a fuck.

00:59:07.960 Yeah, dude.

00:59:08.760 Fuck, I'm probably going to lose anyway.

00:59:10.340 Yeah.

00:59:10.460 Shit, I don't know if I'll make it to the second round.

00:59:14.980 I might lose in the first.

00:59:16.140 I'm going to lose in the first.

00:59:18.100 I'm going to trip on the stairs on the way in.

00:59:21.060 Man.

00:59:23.240 What do you – do you know if you will fight in February?

00:59:25.800 Is your date a lock?

00:59:27.340 Do we know that yet?

00:59:28.420 No, date ain't locked.

00:59:29.800 Opponent ain't locked.

00:59:30.880 It's just – I mean, I have no clue, to be honest with you.

00:59:34.820 And how's your injury?

00:59:35.700 Have you felt – do you feel back to 100%?

00:59:38.200 Yeah, I feel back to 100%.

00:59:39.960 I mean, we don't know if – until I get in there and land a hard hit.

00:59:43.560 But if I punch like that again, it'll probably break again, you know.

00:59:47.980 So I'm going to change up my punching a little bit, try to go for more accuracy.

00:59:51.460 I've been training kung fu, though.

00:59:53.060 Really?

00:59:53.580 So if I break the hand, bro, I'm good.

00:59:55.040 I got my kung fu.

00:59:56.040 Damn.

00:59:56.360 So now what does that mean?

00:59:58.640 Oh, okay.

01:00:00.920 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:01.940 Right.

01:00:02.340 I'm going to open hand on these motherfuckers.

01:00:04.160 Can you do that, though?

01:00:05.100 Can you hit open-handed?

01:00:07.280 Yes, as long as you ain't, like, doing that, as long as you're doing that, you're fine.

01:00:11.320 So, you know, I'll break the hand again.

01:00:12.760 That's kind of like Connor.

01:00:13.580 Connor has some of that.

01:00:15.220 He does a little bit of some crazy shit, you know what I'm saying?

01:00:19.240 Damn, bro.

01:00:20.980 Kung fu?

01:00:21.820 Kung fu, bro.

01:00:22.000 You could really kill somebody without kung fu, man.

01:00:23.880 That country kung fu, bro.

01:00:25.340 Hey, bro, straight that palm to the nose.

01:00:26.880 You already know that nose going to the brain.

01:00:28.740 That's all they ever said growing up, dude, if you hit somebody like that.

01:00:32.120 That's right.

01:00:33.120 That's damn right, brother.

01:00:35.080 I mean, I don't even want to do that to somebody.

01:00:37.020 I only do that if I have to.

01:00:38.300 Yeah.

01:00:38.640 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:39.140 I'm going to go in there close fist.

01:00:40.800 Yeah.

01:00:41.220 If hand breaks, bro, I got to go old school kung fu.

01:00:44.020 Have you ever had somebody roll up on you that didn't know you were a fighter?

01:00:48.720 That's tried to get into it with you?

01:00:50.340 I'm sure in your area, everybody kind of knows now.

01:00:54.500 I mean, the kind of last scuffle that I got into is kind of like that.

01:00:58.840 It was years and years ago.

01:01:00.820 But, you know, some people talk shit.

01:01:05.620 You know, nothing too crazy, though.

01:01:07.340 So, you know, I would much rather, like, avoid a situation, you know what I'm saying?

01:01:12.700 Because the consequences are pretty bad, you know?

01:01:16.080 Right.

01:01:16.960 Would you, if you're about to get in a fight with somebody and they didn't know you were a professional,

01:01:21.400 would you say, hey, man?

01:01:23.800 No.

01:01:25.300 No, I wouldn't fucking tell them.

01:01:27.000 No, I don't know.

01:01:27.500 Oh, damn, boy.

01:01:28.380 There we go, boy.

01:01:33.060 I ain't saying shit.

01:01:33.800 They're going to find out.

01:01:36.840 Surprise.

01:01:37.920 I'm going to try some new movies on them.

01:01:39.100 Yeah, surprise.

01:01:40.660 What y'all's Christmas look like over there, man?

01:01:42.740 What you guys got going on in Arkansas?

01:01:44.960 My pet paw's going to Florida, so I'm going to go to my mom's.

01:01:47.300 My pet paw ain't going to be there.

01:01:48.300 I'm going to have my aunt, my cousins, my mom, my sister.

01:01:51.900 You know, maybe even some buddies come over.

01:01:53.960 Oh, yeah.

01:01:54.260 Just, you know, turkey dressing, sweet potatoes, mashed potatoes, fried okra.

01:01:58.980 And you bring anything, or are they doing all the cooking?

01:02:02.720 I'm bringing that okra.

01:02:03.820 Are you?

01:02:04.220 I got that okra on lock, brother.

01:02:05.800 Oh, yeah.

01:02:06.360 I had 192 okra plants this year.

01:02:08.680 Really?

01:02:09.100 Of your own?

01:02:09.720 That's right.

01:02:10.340 Wow.

01:02:10.620 That's right.

01:02:10.780 One of them's over seven foot tall.

01:02:12.540 Damn.

01:02:12.740 I about had to get a ladder to pick the okra off the top of it.

01:02:15.560 Damn.

01:02:16.240 Yeah.

01:02:18.080 192 plants, brother.

01:02:19.600 Wow.

01:02:20.000 I probably put in, like when I got to picking on my best day, I picked, it was almost, it

01:02:27.580 was 10 gallons of okra.

01:02:28.660 Wow.

01:02:28.980 I filled up two five-gallon buckets with it, so that was on my best day.

01:02:32.080 Wow.

01:02:32.500 I picked 10 gallons.

01:02:33.760 And you like, is that one of your favorite vegetables, okra?

01:02:36.140 Oh, fuck yeah, brother.

01:02:36.960 Damn, really?

01:02:37.680 Love it.

01:02:38.080 Yeah.

01:02:38.520 Yeah, I love it.

01:02:38.940 It's such a strange vegetable, man.

01:02:40.800 I love it, brother.

01:02:41.960 Sometimes I feel like, I don't know if we're supposed to be eating.

01:02:44.500 You ain't tried it until you fried it.

01:02:45.980 Oh, really?

01:02:46.720 Did you fry it?

01:02:47.340 Yeah, I've had it before.

01:02:48.360 I've had fried.

01:02:48.940 I never fried my own.

01:02:50.380 I think I've only had it.

01:02:51.160 Are you talking about restaurant fried?

01:02:53.020 Yeah.

01:02:53.340 Bro, they don't do it good like mama does it.

01:02:55.920 Really?

01:02:56.220 Let me tell you what.

01:02:56.640 All right, all right.

01:02:57.920 Was the okra, could you see any green on it?

01:03:00.460 Was it covered in breading?

01:03:04.900 I think it was probably covered in breading.

01:03:07.400 That ain't right.

01:03:08.680 That ain't right.

01:03:09.440 Okay.

01:03:09.880 You're getting most of that breading.

01:03:11.100 You ain't getting all the okra.

01:03:12.080 Okay.

01:03:12.400 You got to lightly bread it.

01:03:13.900 Okay.

01:03:14.500 A little salt, a little pepper, brother.

01:03:16.240 Trust me.

01:03:16.700 You'll be an okra fan.

01:03:17.760 You come over this Christmas.

01:03:20.040 Bryce Mitchell's okra, man.

01:03:21.660 That's right.

01:03:21.960 Yeah, what if you came out with a cool...

01:03:23.520 Yeah, what other things?

01:03:24.500 Because you got...

01:03:25.500 I saw you did a car commercial too, which is fucking hilarious, bro.

01:03:29.480 I'm glad you liked that.

01:03:31.020 Dude, that shit is so fucking ridiculous and funny, bro.

01:03:34.260 That's right, brother.

01:03:35.760 Hell yeah.

01:03:36.920 Dude, I thought you just pulled up a clip of it.

01:03:40.060 Everybody likes that line, I would have made it on time.

01:03:44.940 I love this.

01:03:45.880 Let's go, boy.

01:03:50.140 Love it.

01:03:50.640 They paid me to be here.

01:03:51.460 They paid me to be here.

01:03:53.400 And I don't really care about it.

01:03:56.180 That's my favorite part, breaking the window.

01:03:58.180 That's fucking sick, bro.

01:03:59.100 That surprised me.

01:03:59.620 That surprised me.

01:04:00.220 This is cool, too, punching this thing, man.

01:04:02.200 The whole thing is a good set.

01:04:02.860 I came up with the script.

01:04:03.920 You did?

01:04:04.340 Yeah.

01:04:04.780 Yeah.

01:04:06.160 They were actually surprised.

01:04:07.620 They didn't...

01:04:07.920 I don't think that they thought that I could come up with some shit like this.

01:04:11.300 Yeah, you threw their own humor on them, boy.

01:04:13.220 Hit them, huh?

01:04:15.100 Hit them dudes.

01:04:15.700 That dude looks just like a car salesman.

01:04:17.660 Yeah.

01:04:18.120 Yeah, that dude.

01:04:20.980 Isn't it so random?

01:04:21.780 I'm shooting a .44 Magnum in a commercial just completely randomly.

01:04:25.340 I'm shooting a fucking pistol.

01:04:28.800 And they let you shoot it right at the vehicle?

01:04:31.560 Fuck yeah, I was shooting a car.

01:04:33.140 Look at that.

01:04:33.720 That's awesome.

01:04:36.080 That's so crazy.

01:04:37.440 And you got the beer plugs in.

01:04:39.900 That's good, Riley.

01:04:40.760 That's crazy.

01:04:41.480 Hell yeah, brother.

01:04:43.220 Yeah, what kind of stuff do you see yourself like?

01:04:45.320 What kind of other...

01:04:46.020 Are there other ventures you start thinking about?

01:04:48.140 Because I could see you having a cooking, Lama.

01:04:50.140 You got some...

01:04:51.160 I want to have a restaurant one, man.

01:04:52.080 You got an acumen for real.

01:04:52.820 A lot of...

01:04:53.760 I do want to have a restaurant.

01:04:55.020 Real creativity.

01:04:56.040 Well, that's...

01:04:56.600 Well, thank you, brother.

01:04:57.700 You know, I like to think outside of the box.

01:04:59.860 Yeah.

01:05:00.520 Actually, I fucking ripped the box up.

01:05:03.300 I made origami out of the box, bro.

01:05:06.100 I'm getting real fucking creative with that shit, bro.

01:05:08.380 There ain't no box around me no more.

01:05:10.060 You know what I'm saying?

01:05:10.960 I want a restaurant.

01:05:12.180 Actually, that's why I got into cattle.

01:05:14.440 I got 22 cows right now, which really ain't much.

01:05:17.280 You know, I ain't made no money off of them.

01:05:18.840 But we did get this year to where the newborns did cover the cost of the hay.

01:05:23.580 Oh, wow.

01:05:24.080 So we didn't actually have any expenses this year.

01:05:26.060 So that's fucking good.

01:05:27.100 That's even, man.

01:05:27.800 That's even.

01:05:28.440 And so y'all are selling...

01:05:29.960 Are you able to sell hay off your land or no?

01:05:32.300 No, eat it all.

01:05:33.880 Yeah.

01:05:33.980 So we had to buy some, but then we just sold cows to cover the cost of the hay.

01:05:37.540 Yeah.

01:05:38.220 So, and how many cows does the cows have every year?

01:05:43.240 I think it's kind of like similar to a human, like the length of time it takes, you know?

01:05:50.020 So...

01:05:51.360 Would you come out there some mornings and they got one?

01:05:53.680 Well, they're actually a little bit north of me.

01:05:56.260 I've only got two at my place.

01:05:57.760 We're about to move four more, so I'll have six at my place.

01:06:00.940 But the two that I've got are mom and daughter, but...

01:06:04.760 Oh, they're family.

01:06:05.200 They were already born when I got them.

01:06:06.980 So I've never seen it.

01:06:07.800 I've never had to pull one out or nothing like that.

01:06:09.960 No.

01:06:10.740 Get in there, boy.

01:06:11.320 Not opposed to it, but I do what I got to do, you know what I'm saying?

01:06:13.560 Get in there, man.

01:06:14.300 Shit, I've probably done nastier stuff than that.

01:06:16.640 Hey, it's thug nasty, right?

01:06:18.020 That's right.

01:06:18.280 It ain't thug not nasty.

01:06:19.820 That's right.

01:06:20.360 I know, dude.

01:06:22.120 Yeah, I wonder what would be cool.

01:06:23.600 So a restaurant, huh?

01:06:25.160 Yes.

01:06:25.840 Now, would you be chefing in that?

01:06:27.140 Now, you'd have to run the restaurant at that point.

01:06:28.880 You'd have some people that know what you want.

01:06:31.360 I'm going to be the chef.

01:06:32.520 I'm going to be the cashier.

01:06:34.020 I'm going to be the security.

01:06:35.400 I'm going to be the janitor.

01:06:37.220 I'm going to be the plumber.

01:06:39.040 I'm going to be the construction work.

01:06:40.580 I'm going to be everything in this fucking restaurant, bro.

01:06:42.740 I want to do this shit.

01:06:44.560 What kind of food would it be?

01:06:45.960 Just home cooking?

01:06:47.200 Well, I would try to utilize as much of my beef as I could, you know,

01:06:50.440 because that's one thing I could bring to the table is some beef.

01:06:52.520 And then, actually, when I get more into farming, there's a possibility of getting, you know,

01:06:58.140 some of my own pork, some of my own this and that, growing my own this and that, you know what I'm saying?

01:07:02.400 So, and it's going to be a long time before I ever do that.

01:07:05.880 I'll be completely done.

01:07:06.720 I'm not trying to juggle a fight in a restaurant, but it is one of them things, like, that's on my bucket list.

01:07:13.420 I want to sell some food, and I got some secret recipes, bro.

01:07:18.180 Dang, boy.

01:07:19.140 Straight up.

01:07:19.960 You got them, dude, I'm sure you got a couple, some twisters hidden in your food books, man.

01:07:24.260 That's right.

01:07:25.280 What would, yeah, I'm trying to think thugs, nice thugs.

01:07:28.380 Would it be nice?

01:07:29.220 Would it be more like kind of, what are you thinking, upscale?

01:07:31.980 What kind of place would it be?

01:07:33.320 I want it to be inclusive of all people.

01:07:36.160 Okay.

01:07:36.640 That's right.

01:07:37.880 Might even do one, like, a straight up restaurant, like, some good, just good fucking food.

01:07:43.900 Just, I'm talking like, fill you up type of stuff.

01:07:46.600 And then across town have a little coffee shop.

01:07:49.340 Okay.

01:07:49.660 With some of these desserts, I'm telling you right now.

01:07:52.040 Woo!

01:07:52.920 Pastries?

01:07:53.440 Yes, brother.

01:07:54.340 My aunt, she learned how to make chocolate pies from my great grandma who passed it on to my Mimi,

01:07:59.820 and then now my aunt's making them.

01:08:01.000 So, all I got to do is holler at my aunt, and then she'll show me how to do it.

01:08:05.340 Damn.

01:08:05.820 That's right.

01:08:06.280 Look, or you got to get your aunt to do it, bro.

01:08:08.900 You can't be.

01:08:09.580 That's right.

01:08:09.860 You're going to run out of time, man.

01:08:11.260 That's right.

01:08:12.020 Hey, if I get some money, I guarantee you she would.

01:08:14.680 Yeah.

01:08:15.040 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:16.020 I mean, you ever seen the show Cake Boss?

01:08:18.340 Oh, yeah, I've seen that show.

01:08:19.280 Bro, I want a family setting like that.

01:08:21.540 Yeah.

01:08:21.660 You know, like, that was my favorite thing about the show, is like, all these people love each

01:08:25.640 other, working together, and it's like, they're succeeding in life as a unit.

01:08:28.900 As a team.

01:08:29.060 You know what I mean?

01:08:29.600 Like, I want that.

01:08:31.020 Yeah.

01:08:32.280 I think you could have that, man, because you don't have any children or nothing yet,

01:08:35.360 huh?

01:08:35.720 No, I'm going to make some.

01:08:37.480 Yeah, you will, man.

01:08:38.420 That's right.

01:08:39.080 I won't put it past you, dude.

01:08:40.100 The hell, this jerky's good.

01:08:41.840 You know what I'm saying?

01:08:42.340 So, I wouldn't put it past you, baby.

01:08:45.140 This turtle shell jerky is fucking good.

01:08:46.880 That's right, bro.

01:08:47.160 And, bro, if your jerky came in a turtle shell every time, that'd be freaking fire.

01:08:50.000 You already know, man.

01:08:50.900 I knew you was going to get creative with that thing.

01:08:52.860 God, that thing is fire, son.

01:08:54.760 It tastes better off the shell.

01:08:56.200 That's right.

01:08:56.840 I've been saying it for years.

01:08:58.320 Dude, I remember one time on the way to school, our school bus hit a big turtle that was crossing

01:09:02.020 the street, and the bus driver, Ms. Hazel, put that bitch inside the thing and took it

01:09:07.760 home and cooked it.

01:09:08.700 That's right.

01:09:09.500 That's right.

01:09:10.680 Ain't nothing wrong with that.

01:09:11.040 And it was the biggest turtle our town had ever seen, dude.

01:09:13.240 The whole bus.

01:09:14.220 Oh, people were sending pictures around of it, drawings of it.

01:09:16.880 People were like, look at that, baby.

01:09:17.840 It was just a damn sketched out freaking little snapper.

01:09:21.240 That's right.

01:09:23.180 Let's hit another question that we had that come in for Mr. Mitchell, please.

01:09:26.040 Raleigh.

01:09:28.180 Hey, what up, Theo?

01:09:29.300 My Creole cousin.

01:09:30.880 What up, Bryce?

01:09:31.480 This is my backwood brother.

01:09:32.580 Hey, brother.

01:09:33.300 This is Brady from Minnesota, just checking in.

01:09:35.540 What's up, Daddy?

01:09:36.160 I'm just wondering, is there any truth to the report that you're going to be fighting

01:09:38.980 Edson Barbosa come 2022?

01:09:41.220 I hope it's true.

01:09:42.460 Hook him to the bone.

01:09:43.840 Also, would you consider anybody from the UFC hopping on a track with you someday?

01:09:48.840 I thought that mixtape was fire, man.

01:09:50.760 Grandmother's Grave.

01:09:51.660 That's probably my favorite track.

01:09:52.620 Thank you.

01:09:53.140 I lost mine earlier this year.

01:09:55.560 Oh, man.

01:09:55.980 Huge shout out to both of you.

01:09:57.160 Gang, gang.

01:09:58.060 Gang, gang, man.

01:09:58.920 Yeah, that second part of the question.

01:10:00.220 What do you think about that?

01:10:00.980 If there's somebody you could do a track with, who would it be, do you think?

01:10:04.400 Shoot.

01:10:05.340 Who would be good?

01:10:07.700 I'm talking UFC?

01:10:09.300 Mm-hmm.

01:10:10.600 Shoot.

01:10:11.480 Roy Nelson.

01:10:13.020 Oh, yeah.

01:10:15.480 Riding around with Roy Nelson.

01:10:17.980 My hard hitter.

01:10:19.460 Yeah, bro.

01:10:20.260 That song beat called Biscuits and Gravy.

01:10:21.900 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:10:23.460 Who's Biscuits?

01:10:25.260 You baby be Biscuits.

01:10:26.580 Yeah, yeah, dude.

01:10:27.320 I don't want to be the Biscuits, bro.

01:10:28.760 Yeah.

01:10:29.480 Oh, bro.

01:10:30.020 He's gravy, dog, for sure.

01:10:31.700 For sure.

01:10:32.780 Oh, bro.

01:10:33.520 That would be so sick, man.

01:10:35.540 Yeah.

01:10:36.460 It would be a dope beat right there.

01:10:37.820 Or you and Derek Lewis.

01:10:39.500 That's right.

01:10:40.620 That would be fire.

01:10:41.780 That's right.

01:10:42.000 And that could be Biscuits and Gravy, too, man.

01:10:43.820 Hell yeah, brother.

01:10:45.180 Or Biscuits and Syrup, maybe.

01:10:47.920 Biscuits and Gravy.

01:10:50.160 Yeah, Roy Nelson.

01:10:51.220 He hasn't fought in years, huh?

01:10:53.240 He retired.

01:10:54.240 I think he went to Bellator.

01:10:55.340 He might have retired, yeah.

01:10:57.340 What do you see happening next in the lightweight division, kind of?

01:11:01.480 I think it's 55.

01:11:04.580 Probably.

01:11:05.940 I think Gaethje could beat Oliveira.

01:11:08.500 Yeah.

01:11:09.720 Well, now, but with Gaethje, Gaethje is a, I mean, he's a, him and Dustin, that's why

01:11:14.220 their fights, he loves to punch.

01:11:16.080 Mm-hmm.

01:11:16.380 He's ready to punch.

01:11:17.580 He was ready to punch.

01:11:18.760 He literally would have knocked me out.

01:11:20.280 Like, it's almost like something he'll do for you that's nice.

01:11:23.100 Like, hey, I'll knock you out.

01:11:24.640 Yeah.

01:11:25.000 You know?

01:11:25.360 Like, it's just like, it's just, it's like a way to show, express anything, you know,

01:11:29.720 kind of.

01:11:30.300 I think that it would be really hard for Oliveira to get Gaethje down to the ground.

01:11:34.900 Oh, you'd think it would be hard.

01:11:36.080 But do you, why would it be any harder to get him down than Dustin down, you feel like?

01:11:39.760 That wrestling.

01:11:40.740 Yeah.

01:11:41.160 That wrestling.

01:11:41.640 And Dustin's done so much grappling in his life that he's been on the ground.

01:11:47.200 Like, he's not going to have that response that Gaethje is going to have.

01:11:50.840 Like, there's a, there's a certain point in which somebody's in on a takedown and you

01:11:55.400 have to expend, and you know, okay, they might get this takedown or they might not.

01:11:58.520 But if I, if I don't want him to, I'm going to have to expend a lot of energy.

01:12:03.260 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:04.020 And I feel like Gaethje, he's the type of person, like, I'll give everything I fucking

01:12:07.760 got to stop this takedown.

01:12:09.340 I won't let you, whereas Dustin.

01:12:11.780 You might let him have it to then manage it.

01:12:13.360 To go for a gi team.

01:12:13.900 I've seen Dustin go for a gi team.

01:12:15.020 I don't think you'll see ever Dustin Gaethje go for a gi team.

01:12:17.520 Right.

01:12:17.580 But Dustin Poirier is more comfortable.

01:12:19.600 Like, if the fight goes to the ground, he's not in trouble.

01:12:22.000 Right.

01:12:22.160 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:22.560 Like, DP can fight good on the ground.

01:12:24.540 But would it be easy for Barbosa, would it be easy for Oliveira to get Gaethje onto

01:12:29.260 the ground?

01:12:29.440 You're saying that that would be the harder step to get him to the ground.

01:12:31.660 It would be a stand-up fight.

01:12:32.980 It wouldn't, it wouldn't go to the ground, I don't think.

01:12:36.460 Um, and then wonder what happens with Chandler in that division.

01:12:41.000 Because you got that Kismat, Mike, I'm not sure what.

01:12:44.480 Kismat Shammai?

01:12:45.220 Yeah.

01:12:45.580 No, he's a, he's a 85-er.

01:12:46.540 Wow, and you can say, damn, I feel like an idiot.

01:12:49.440 Dude, I feel like a damn idiot.

01:12:52.060 Oh, he's 85?

01:12:53.320 He's an 85-er, I believe.

01:12:54.960 Or, no, I'm sorry, he's 170.

01:12:56.960 No, is he?

01:12:58.100 Yeah, he's 70.

01:12:58.860 Bring up the lightweight, UFC lightweight top 20 rankings if you can.

01:13:02.620 But he actually had a grappling match with the 185-pound guy and beat him at grappling.

01:13:07.780 You know, so he could actually get in there and hang with us.

01:13:09.940 That's the Islam guy, right?

01:13:11.640 Oh, no, Islam.

01:13:12.560 Oh, no, that's who I'm thinking of.

01:13:12.960 Islam, okay, Islam.

01:13:15.600 He's 155, isn't he?

01:13:17.400 Yeah, I think he could beat Oliveira.

01:13:19.440 He's coming up, that dude's coming, I mean, he's one.

01:13:23.200 Yeah.

01:13:23.580 I think he's undefeated.

01:13:25.200 I think I've seen a video of him getting knocked out.

01:13:28.560 Yeah, maybe he has one loss.

01:13:29.780 Now, the video also could have been some dude, like, photoshopping it or whatever, you know,

01:13:34.000 like chopping it up.

01:13:34.660 But I did see a video of him getting knocked out, like I said.

01:13:37.920 Could have been a fake video, though.

01:13:39.520 I didn't keep up enough.

01:13:40.500 Scroll down some.

01:13:41.440 Let's scroll down some.

01:13:42.200 There he is, right there, number four.

01:13:43.460 Does he have any losses next to his name?

01:13:46.760 He's 21-1.

01:13:47.940 Okay, that was the one that I saw.

01:13:49.240 That might be overall.

01:13:49.860 So, 10-1, it looks like, in the UFC.

01:13:52.460 I saw that one where he lost, but.

01:13:55.480 Bro, so, I mean, who's he fighting that?

01:13:57.820 So, you got, so Dustin would probably have to maybe fight that guy, would, because, and

01:14:03.120 that guy is a pure, he's like a Khabib style.

01:14:06.900 Absolutely.

01:14:08.340 Absolutely.

01:14:08.860 And throws more kicks and punches than Khabib does.

01:14:12.820 I see.

01:14:14.660 Man, so that's encouraging.

01:14:16.360 I see him beating Olivera.

01:14:18.640 Yeah, I could see that guy.

01:14:19.720 Because he just, that guy seems like on, just like nobody's doing kind of exactly just what

01:14:24.600 he's doing.

01:14:25.120 Mm-hmm, exactly.

01:14:26.880 There's, like, you, he's got so many spots where if he gets that fight to, like, those

01:14:32.280 other guys don't fight in those positions.

01:14:34.160 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:34.860 And it's like, whereas you look at, like, a Gaethje and a Poirier, like, they're both

01:14:42.620 elite level fighters, but they're elite in kind of the same discipline.

01:14:47.340 Right.

01:14:47.480 Like, they're both good boxers.

01:14:49.040 Overall the same discipline, yeah.

01:14:50.360 Yeah, they're like, they're kind of the same.

01:14:52.680 Not, not really, you know, DP, he switches stances and flows, I think, a little, on a

01:15:00.400 different level.

01:15:00.820 He's a little more fluid than Gaethje.

01:15:02.160 He is.

01:15:02.740 He is.

01:15:03.020 But just the way that they box and power punch and kick the shit out of you, it's real

01:15:07.740 similar.

01:15:08.380 God, it hurts when I think about it.

01:15:09.420 There's nobody in that division similar to Makachev, you know?

01:15:13.780 Right.

01:15:14.320 That's what's interesting.

01:15:15.220 That's what's scary about him.

01:15:16.940 It's like, it's like when somebody brings something to something that shouldn't be

01:15:20.860 there.

01:15:21.280 Yeah.

01:15:21.500 You know?

01:15:21.780 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:22.420 Damn, he's the only one that's got this thing.

01:15:24.400 Exactly.

01:15:24.940 You know?

01:15:25.540 Like, people's eating dessert and somebody brings in a damn, uh...

01:15:29.060 Chocolate pecan pie.

01:15:30.580 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:31.380 Woo!

01:15:32.540 Yeah, somebody brings in a chocolate pecan pie.

01:15:34.780 Like, if everybody's having ice cream and one dude rolls up with a chocolate pecan pie...

01:15:38.420 Everybody's going to be fighting over that shit.

01:15:39.780 People are going to be at least looking over at him and be like, damn, he got that.

01:15:42.980 Yeah, that's right.

01:15:43.660 He got that.

01:15:46.020 What do you think could happen with Cody Garbrandt?

01:15:48.040 That shit broke my heart, man.

01:15:50.100 Dude, me too, man, because I really like that guy.

01:15:53.780 And, uh...

01:15:54.620 I mean, if I was him, I would retire.

01:15:56.960 I'm not kidding.

01:15:58.080 Yeah.

01:15:58.500 I'm not kidding, man.

01:15:59.400 I mean, if I was him, he's obviously probably not going to.

01:16:03.560 He's...

01:16:04.160 I don't think he gives a shit.

01:16:05.460 I think he's going to go beat somebody else's ass now.

01:16:07.520 Yeah.

01:16:07.860 But let me tell you what.

01:16:08.880 He's done it all.

01:16:09.620 And here's what makes me the most fucking mad about that Cody Garbrandt situation.

01:16:16.180 And like I said, in the end, it will...

01:16:19.380 God knows he's a fighter.

01:16:21.020 That's all that matters is that, like, his spirit is strong and he's a fighter to the death.

01:16:24.720 He'll fight anybody.

01:16:25.440 He was cheated out of his fucking championship belt.

01:16:28.820 But they went back and done blood tests on Dillashaw when they fought...

01:16:33.980 He fought him on PEDs.

01:16:36.780 That's what I'm saying.

01:16:37.600 Fuck that motherfucker, man.

01:16:38.940 So they should have given it to him.

01:16:40.700 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:16:41.820 I mean, it ain't ever going to happen.

01:16:43.580 In my book, he is the fucking champ.

01:16:46.220 He beat TJ Dillashaw off of fucking morals by not being a little bitch and cheating before the fight.

01:16:52.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:16:52.920 He's already the champ in me.

01:16:53.920 And you got TJ over here and Garbrandt over there and fucking street fights breaking out.

01:17:02.380 I'm going on Garbrandt's side every fucking time.

01:17:04.420 That's a real fucking man.

01:17:05.360 I'll die with that fucking man before I take the little bitch's side.

01:17:08.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:09.240 I ain't about that.

01:17:10.340 Yeah.

01:17:11.320 I ain't about it, man.

01:17:12.040 Yeah, and there's not a lot of...

01:17:13.380 They don't go back in time and kind of correct what happened.

01:17:15.700 No, they'll never go back in time.

01:17:16.980 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:17.500 He won't get his reward until he gets to heaven.

01:17:19.360 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:20.120 And God will say, hey, man, I know you are the champion.

01:17:22.220 Let's strap you up, daddy.

01:17:23.280 You are.

01:17:24.180 Let's strap you up, baby.

01:17:25.660 And I'm telling you right now, that will hang over Dillashaw's head the rest of his fucking life.

01:17:30.020 Yeah, he knocked him out twice.

01:17:31.640 He ended his career of what it was.

01:17:34.140 Right.

01:17:34.520 Of what it was.

01:17:35.200 Now, I'm not saying he's done.

01:17:36.060 He's still going to make 10 times more money than me in my next fight.

01:17:39.000 Right.

01:17:39.440 Garbrandt is.

01:17:39.860 Right.

01:17:40.060 Garbrandt makes that good money.

01:17:41.140 He ain't done.

01:17:41.800 But what I'm saying is he was at the pinnacle.

01:17:44.700 Yeah.

01:17:45.020 And got removed by a little cheap shotting bitch.

01:17:47.400 Right.

01:17:47.700 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:48.320 A dude that he would knock out in practice.

01:17:49.680 So, this dude gets knocked out in practice and says, well, I'll just go put a needle in my ass.

01:17:53.640 You know what I'm saying?

01:17:54.800 That burns you up, huh?

01:17:55.980 It burns me up, bro.

01:17:56.940 Yeah.

01:17:57.160 Fuck that motherfucker.

01:17:58.380 Yeah.

01:17:58.740 You know?

01:17:59.260 That's.

01:17:59.780 And I'm not going to hold back.

01:18:01.720 And I'd say it to his face if he was right here.

01:18:05.680 Yeah.

01:18:06.320 You know?

01:18:07.420 Yeah.

01:18:07.760 What do you think leads someone to do something like that?

01:18:10.460 He's scared because he got knocked out in practice.

01:18:12.380 And he said, you know what?

01:18:14.360 And he justifies it by saying, in his head, he's going to say, well, you know, I need this

01:18:19.420 win.

01:18:19.700 It's for me and my family and all that.

01:18:21.520 But, man, it's like, it's.

01:18:24.400 You're fighting.

01:18:25.060 You're signing a contract.

01:18:26.100 Like, here's what I'm saying.

01:18:27.120 If you're going to be a gangster and going to be doing shit by the rules, go be a real

01:18:30.100 gangster, TJ Dillashaw.

01:18:31.440 Yeah.

01:18:31.560 Go fucking, if you're going to not play by the rules, go with those, go gangbang.

01:18:36.160 Yeah.

01:18:36.440 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:37.340 You'll see how long your little bitch ass lasts out there.

01:18:39.660 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:40.240 Go out there.

01:18:40.660 You want to do no rules?

01:18:41.960 Your ass will get cheap shotted.

01:18:43.420 Right.

01:18:43.560 You know what I'm saying?

01:18:44.080 This is a, it should be a fair as possible sport.

01:18:47.180 Yeah.

01:18:47.360 And everybody should have an equal opportunity playing field.

01:18:49.880 And he took away one man's championship aspirations.

01:18:52.440 He took it from his family.

01:18:54.400 And.

01:18:54.580 Do you think he should have been allowed back in?

01:18:58.800 Yeah.

01:18:59.120 I think that if, if you could let him back in, like, I think he was clean his last fight.

01:19:03.660 Right.

01:19:03.920 It didn't look as good as last fight.

01:19:05.400 Did you notice that?

01:19:06.400 Yeah.

01:19:06.620 Well, I thought, cause I, well, that was a Sanhagen fight.

01:19:09.340 That's right.

01:19:09.680 I thought Sanhagen could have won.

01:19:11.020 I thought that, I thought that Sanhagen won that fight, but yeah, I mean, it was definitely

01:19:15.500 not exactly the same.

01:19:17.260 I thought Sanhagen won too.

01:19:18.560 Yeah.

01:19:18.840 You know, he did, he definitely did more damage, but if you go by the scoring system, it was

01:19:23.000 a close fight, but damage wise, you know who fucking did more damage.

01:19:26.400 Yeah.

01:19:26.860 TJ knows who did more damage.

01:19:28.320 Yeah.

01:19:29.120 Probably hurt to chew food a couple of weeks.

01:19:31.060 You know what I'm saying?

01:19:31.520 Yeah.

01:19:31.700 And he knows he lost that fucking fight.

01:19:33.180 Yeah.

01:19:33.340 Yeah.

01:19:33.660 Yeah.

01:19:34.280 Would you, could you ever, could you see yourself in a different division?

01:19:37.280 That division is pretty exciting.

01:19:39.080 Oh, 55?

01:19:39.760 No, I'm too small, brother.

01:19:40.960 But no, with Dillash on, they're not 55, are they?

01:19:43.160 No.

01:19:43.360 Oh, 35.

01:19:43.940 Yeah.

01:19:44.080 35.

01:19:45.460 I'd probably die trying to make that weight.

01:19:47.900 You know, I was standing back, the other night I got, I'm back, I got to stand by Al

01:19:51.320 Jermaine Sterling.

01:19:52.000 He's, you know, in that division.

01:19:52.720 That's my buddy.

01:19:53.220 Yeah.

01:19:53.560 Yeah.

01:19:53.680 He's cool.

01:19:54.200 Interesting guy.

01:19:54.980 Funny dude.

01:19:55.660 He's like one of the first fighters I ever met at the comedy store a long time ago.

01:20:00.240 Nice.

01:20:00.640 Such a, easy guy to talk to.

01:20:01.800 I actually lived with him for a month.

01:20:03.020 Really?

01:20:03.720 It was me.

01:20:04.620 We were all staying at Ally Quinn's house.

01:20:06.500 Wow.

01:20:07.480 That's crazy.

01:20:08.080 It was me, Al, Pat DeFranco, Al Joe, and Pumi.

01:20:13.640 And all these guys are fighters, right?

01:20:14.900 So, we got six fighters.

01:20:16.060 I'm sleeping on the couch, right?

01:20:17.380 Well, this is one of the funniest things that happens.

01:20:19.440 There's this, Pumi stays in the basement, and Pumi's kind of like me.

01:20:22.640 Al kind of goes to bed a little bit earlier.

01:20:24.920 Pat kind of, and Al Joe kind of go to bed a little bit earlier.

01:20:28.260 I'm up one night, you know, I'm sleeping on the couch.

01:20:30.880 Kitchen's right there, right?

01:20:32.500 So, I go out there.

01:20:33.640 I start making a little bit of stuff in the kitchen.

01:20:35.560 Yeah, of course, baby, cook it up, son.

01:20:37.860 And Al has this problem with coons getting into his trash, like these big old fucking city coons.

01:20:43.280 Oh, yeah, I've seen them.

01:20:44.200 Big ones, right?

01:20:44.920 And I told Al, you know, like, one morning we came out, and there's trash all over the ground.

01:20:48.980 Oh, they'll roll six deep, too, man.

01:20:50.500 That's right.

01:20:50.780 They'll come in, yeah.

01:20:51.680 That's right.

01:20:52.160 And so, I told Al, I said, brother, I'll get these coons for you.

01:20:56.280 I said, I'll be on full patrol.

01:20:57.900 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:58.760 Like, all right, Bryce.

01:21:00.060 Yeah.

01:21:00.560 We going to bed, Bryce.

01:21:01.720 I said, I'm fucking getting them, bro.

01:21:03.280 And so, I go out there.

01:21:04.280 I'm cooking a little bit.

01:21:06.160 And two big ones out there on the trash can, and they're about to get into it.

01:21:10.960 You know what I'm saying?

01:21:11.480 I didn't have no backup.

01:21:12.720 It's two on one.

01:21:14.160 I got a spatula, bro.

01:21:15.780 Yeah.

01:21:16.680 And I was thinking, man, this is going to be a fucking good fight.

01:21:19.120 These are some big-ass coons.

01:21:20.340 I'm like, Pumi, Pumi.

01:21:21.660 And Pumi's down there in the basement, and he's like, huh, what's going on, brother?

01:21:25.180 And he's kind of, like, tired.

01:21:26.240 And I'm like, bro, I need some help up here bad, bro.

01:21:28.080 There's two of them.

01:21:28.860 I'm going to fuck them up right now.

01:21:30.300 I need backup, though.

01:21:31.400 Pumi don't even know what the fuck's going on.

01:21:33.340 And Pumi runs out.

01:21:35.920 Bro, so I go out the door, and I fucking smack one of these coons in the spatula.

01:21:40.200 Really?

01:21:40.580 Straight up?

01:21:41.160 Straight up bitch smack.

01:21:41.980 And he didn't back down?

01:21:43.120 Bro, he looked like he didn't even give a shit.

01:21:45.600 Wow.

01:21:45.940 He turned around and looked at me like we was about to have a long conversation.

01:21:48.800 And what weight class was he in?

01:21:50.420 Bro, he was one of them little fucking ninja coons.

01:21:52.760 He was like, I don't even know what weight class he was.

01:21:54.980 He was probably 105.

01:21:56.600 Bro, they were jumping from the trash can to the fence.

01:21:59.220 Oh, yeah.

01:21:59.520 And then he's jumping, and we had to stare down, and I was, like, kind of reared back.

01:22:04.860 And then Pumi comes up.

01:22:06.880 Pumi's got a butcher knife.

01:22:08.240 Yeah.

01:22:08.520 Thank God, because then that's when both of them coons was like, okay, now it's a fair fight, and they took off.

01:22:13.320 But Pumi saved my ass on that one.

01:22:15.940 Yeah, so shout out to Pumi right there.

01:22:17.400 We had a spatula and a butcher knife rolling deep on them coons, brother.

01:22:21.600 Damn, bro.

01:22:22.460 Mother Nature got them hit, man, dog.

01:22:24.500 That's right.

01:22:25.300 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:22:26.480 Mother Nature got them hit, man.

01:22:28.400 The craziest raccoon.

01:22:29.700 Yeah, sometimes you'll go out and buy the trash, and they have the couple that are in the trash.

01:22:32.740 The weird one that always gets me is the one that's in the recycling bin.

01:22:35.980 Bro, these were the.

01:22:36.680 And you're like, who the fuck is that one?

01:22:39.860 Because that's the one that's looking for knowledge.

01:22:41.620 He's in there reading papers, looking at your reports and shit.

01:22:44.420 Hey, these ones were the real fucking.

01:22:46.400 They were like the scouts, you know what I'm saying?

01:22:47.840 Probably like the Army Ranger ones, scouting out for surveillance and shit.

01:22:53.320 I smacked this coon as hard as I could, dude.

01:22:55.420 Damn.

01:22:56.040 He didn't do nothing.

01:22:57.860 They probably went and reported back to somebody, I'm sure.

01:23:00.280 Oh, they sure did, brother.

01:23:01.300 Damn.

01:23:01.600 They orchestrated attack, you know what I'm saying?

01:23:03.540 Oh, that's unbelievable.

01:23:05.060 That's fucking Mother Nature, baby.

01:23:06.180 That's the dark arts, dog, because once they get going, you don't know what's coming next.

01:23:09.680 Nah, bro.

01:23:10.120 Them coons, they come up from any window, chimney.

01:23:12.920 Oh.

01:23:13.140 They come up underneath in the plumbing, brother.

01:23:15.160 Actually, them coons, that's where they actually, believe it or not, that's their headquarters.

01:23:20.160 Really?

01:23:20.560 Where?

01:23:21.060 I've been keeping eyes on them.

01:23:22.000 Under house?

01:23:22.540 In Searcy.

01:23:23.240 Oh, damn.

01:23:23.880 Yeah, they live underground.

01:23:26.260 You guys have a lot of.

01:23:27.240 Y'all got a raccoon problem over there?

01:23:29.160 Militaristic, bro.

01:23:29.780 Damn.

01:23:29.980 Their mindset's just straight militaristic, bro.

01:23:31.960 They got their headquarters underground.

01:23:33.980 They're up there boosting their population, getting their numbers up.

01:23:37.720 That's right.

01:23:38.440 It's worse.

01:23:39.300 Yeah.

01:23:39.920 That's Iwo Jima, baby.

01:23:41.080 That's like.

01:23:41.600 They ain't got.

01:23:42.060 But punji traps ain't shit on them raccoon traps, bro.

01:23:45.940 That's like the coochie tunnels, baby.

01:23:47.480 So, check this out, man.

01:23:49.260 They did this thing at Harding because the coons are so bad.

01:23:51.960 They fucking.

01:23:52.480 They go up and they grab the trash and then they scurry back to the little sewers.

01:23:56.900 Oh, really?

01:23:57.560 They did this thing at Harding.

01:23:59.760 They steamed.

01:24:00.320 What is Harding?

01:24:01.020 College?

01:24:01.220 It's a college that I went to, yeah.

01:24:02.940 And that's where I've seen them for years building up their numbers, bro.

01:24:05.520 And they're just getting bigger and faster and smarter.

01:24:07.840 And they're not even afraid of motherfuckers now, bro.

01:24:09.720 The fur Chinese, they call them.

01:24:11.560 Yeah, like I was going to throw something away one time and damn near had a conversation

01:24:15.340 with one of them.

01:24:16.020 And he's like, man, you can't believe you're going to eat that.

01:24:18.100 You know what I'm saying?

01:24:19.080 Like, they ain't even scared of people no more.

01:24:21.200 I saw a moment of wallet on them the other day with a wallet chain.

01:24:23.980 Yeah.

01:24:24.520 That's that pimp.

01:24:25.440 That's that pimp coon, brother.

01:24:27.380 Well, brother, they steamed the whole thing.

01:24:29.560 Like, they steamed them.

01:24:30.360 It's mean, man.

01:24:31.060 But they steamed the underground.

01:24:32.760 And I think it's honestly to flush the coons out.

01:24:35.280 Wow.

01:24:35.760 But they're living.

01:24:36.540 Ain't no joke, bro.

01:24:37.760 They're living down there.

01:24:38.320 At the college, huh?

01:24:39.180 At the college.

01:24:39.720 And you see steam coming up out of things for like an hour straight.

01:24:42.800 They're gassing.

01:24:43.260 They're trying to smoke them out.

01:24:44.780 Bro, that's against the Geneva Convention as far as I'm saying.

01:24:50.460 That's why they got that military mindset, though, man.

01:24:52.920 Because it's warfare.

01:24:53.600 Once we sign that Nuremberg Treaty, I think that shit should be done.

01:24:57.320 That's what I said, man.

01:24:58.540 I just turned.

01:24:59.300 I act like I didn't even see it, bro.

01:25:00.680 Because that's just fucked up.

01:25:01.980 Like, it's one thing to smack them with a spatula.

01:25:04.480 Bro, you're gassing babies down there.

01:25:06.560 You know what I'm saying?

01:25:07.320 Like, I ain't about that.

01:25:08.200 This shit has to stop, dog.

01:25:10.080 Damn, it's a fucking dark arts, bro.

01:25:12.340 Damn.

01:25:13.740 That's right.

01:25:14.680 Wow, man.

01:25:16.880 What else were we talking about?

01:25:19.620 Do we have any good other questions that came in?

01:25:22.200 Yeah.

01:25:22.380 Oh, we had one, too, that came in, too.

01:25:28.160 What were you and I talking about, though?

01:25:30.760 We were talking about, and you said you guys all stayed together.

01:25:34.400 Oh, Al Jermaine.

01:25:35.320 Yeah.

01:25:35.800 So, we were living at Al Iquina's house.

01:25:38.520 Right.

01:25:38.580 And there were six fighters in the house.

01:25:40.600 And it was just a hell of a good time.

01:25:42.240 So, anyway, I was backstage, and that's when the Cody fight was going on, right?

01:25:46.600 And we were watching it.

01:25:48.120 And he said that when you drop down a weight class, like, there's less, like, your body's so tight that when you get knocked out at a lower weight, it's real hard on your system.

01:25:58.080 Because you just, you know, there's less, like, fat inside.

01:26:02.020 There's less, like, cushion inside of your universe, you know?

01:26:05.540 Particularly from your brain.

01:26:08.080 Yeah.

01:26:08.460 Because think about this.

01:26:09.640 Your body knows how important your brain is.

01:26:11.520 When you get to that final moment in the weight cut when you're like, okay, I can't cut no more, that's when your body begins to pull the moisture from the brain.

01:26:20.820 Jeez.

01:26:21.060 It's the last thing that your body will protect, that your body will keep all that fluid in your brain until it don't have fluid from nowhere else.

01:26:30.120 And then your head, your brain fluid.

01:26:31.860 Now, guess which fluid takes some of the longest to get back into your system?

01:26:36.420 Brain.

01:26:36.880 That brain fluid.

01:26:37.700 Damn.

01:26:38.160 Now, here's how I knew that Cody was really feeling.

01:26:43.600 And I didn't think he was going to lose.

01:26:45.160 I didn't know.

01:26:45.760 That's not what I'm saying.

01:26:46.740 But here's how I knew he was feeling.

01:26:48.660 He ain't a fucking 25er.

01:26:50.180 Right.

01:26:50.400 He ain't a 25er.

01:26:51.760 I promise, bro.

01:26:52.760 He might do good at 25.

01:26:55.080 He's really a 35er, though, because he's healthier at 35.

01:26:58.580 But here's how I knew.

01:27:00.260 Because I saw him do a video, Garbrandt, and he was talking, and I could tell his voice was not the same.

01:27:09.260 It was when you begin cutting that much weight, I have sinus issues, or you get just extremely dehydrated.

01:27:15.520 And when you get to that point of extreme dehydration, you'll notice a lot of fluid change up here.

01:27:21.880 I actually cannot hear.

01:27:23.820 I'm not kidding you.

01:27:24.740 Wow.

01:27:24.860 Like, you ever get water stuck in your ear at the pool?

01:27:27.680 Yeah.

01:27:28.240 Bro, I've been cutting weight before, and it's like water's in both my ears.

01:27:32.380 And I heard him do this interview.

01:27:35.080 And, okay, so this is my normal voice.

01:27:36.840 I'm kind of talking.

01:27:37.500 I kind of heard him like, kind of like a, like his, it was a different pitch, and I could tell something was up in the, up in the nasal.

01:27:44.660 Really, so he's just so dried out.

01:27:46.140 Bro, I was like, oh, he's dry.

01:27:47.640 And I could see in his cheeks.

01:27:49.220 I knew it, brother.

01:27:50.120 I knew that is a tough weight cut.

01:27:52.180 And I think that his performance was probably hindered by the weight cut.

01:27:55.980 And I think that he's a 35er.

01:27:58.380 It's heartbreaking.

01:27:59.500 But I'm just telling you, by the way he was talking, I could feel it.

01:28:02.560 Feel it.

01:28:02.840 I could feel it in my nose and my ears.

01:28:04.560 He was having sinus issues, bro, because when you start, your fluid's drained, and then your brain fluid's drained, and then you've got this pressure you can't hear right.

01:28:12.460 You can't smell.

01:28:13.660 And how can you fight like that?

01:28:15.520 You can't.

01:28:16.120 Not the same.

01:28:17.060 You know what I'm saying?

01:28:17.660 He didn't, I didn't actually see the whole fight.

01:28:20.740 I just saw highlights of it.

01:28:21.940 But, brother, he's fast.

01:28:23.700 Yeah.

01:28:23.960 And he didn't look as fast out there.

01:28:25.420 Yeah.

01:28:26.800 Yeah, I can't even imagine the levels that your body has to go to to do all of that.

01:28:31.960 I think that that was just a big weight cut on him.

01:28:34.640 That's what I think you saw that performance out of him.

01:28:37.040 And like I said, I didn't even see the fight.

01:28:38.680 I just saw highlights of it.

01:28:39.820 And like you said, man, I just feel bad for the guy because that's one of those guys that I just really fucking like, man.

01:28:45.400 Yeah.

01:28:45.960 He's fun to cheer for, man.

01:28:47.860 Yeah.

01:28:48.100 And he's just, yeah, his personality, he's fucking vibrant, and he's vicious, and he's ready.

01:28:52.460 He's always ready.

01:28:53.660 Yeah.

01:28:54.060 You know?

01:28:55.220 I think he's like, I wish how I could be just like fucking, you know, let's, you know.

01:29:00.180 Yeah.

01:29:00.420 Let's do, yeah.

01:29:01.820 He's got that.

01:29:02.660 I think a lot of people see that in him.

01:29:04.160 He does.

01:29:04.540 Special guy to watch.

01:29:05.900 All right, we got another question here, and then we'll get you on your way, man.

01:29:08.780 I know you got to get back.

01:29:10.720 We got to grab some lunch.

01:29:12.000 Oh, yeah, you want to?

01:29:12.720 Let's do it.

01:29:13.280 Yeah, I'm fucking starving, bro.

01:29:14.100 I'd love that, dude.

01:29:14.860 We'll go.

01:29:14.980 Me too, man.

01:29:16.540 Tell you some real shit when we get off air, bro.

01:29:18.820 Street fights and shit.

01:29:19.720 Sorry, I didn't.

01:29:21.980 No, you good.

01:29:26.660 Yo, what up, Theo?

01:29:27.800 What up, Thug Nasty?

01:29:29.060 First, I just wanted to shout out your new mixtape you dropped on YouTube recently.

01:29:32.600 Thank you, brother.

01:29:33.840 I just want to say it's great.

01:29:35.660 I hope more and more people hear it.

01:29:37.520 I honestly think it's better than 90% of the rap mixtapes.

01:29:39.860 God bless you, man.

01:29:40.820 Thank you.

01:29:41.640 I made it for people like you, man.

01:29:43.520 Yay, baby.

01:29:44.060 I hope it's out.

01:29:44.720 I hope it's doing well.

01:29:46.080 Quick question.

01:29:46.980 I heard you on Ariel Hawane's podcast recently.

01:29:49.500 You said you were driving about three hours or so to go get a truck, and I just wanted

01:29:53.960 to know how that went.

01:29:54.620 Did you buy it?

01:29:55.640 And how's that truck working out for you?

01:29:57.260 Is it hauling them cows around as well as it needs to be?

01:30:00.420 Dude.

01:30:00.820 Either way, I'd love to hear from you.

01:30:02.260 Best of luck against Edson Barboza.

01:30:05.180 And that's a real dude right there, bro.

01:30:06.240 Yeah, that's a real guy.

01:30:07.040 He's in, man.

01:30:08.000 That guy's in.

01:30:09.240 What'd you get?

01:30:10.780 A Ford F-350.

01:30:12.040 Oh, damn.

01:30:12.680 It's a 91.

01:30:13.940 Bro, it's like a fucking little redneck paradise, bro.

01:30:16.940 It's like it has no key on it.

01:30:18.160 It's like a push start.

01:30:19.300 Oh, yeah.

01:30:20.040 It's like he rigged up all the wires.

01:30:21.840 He rigged up a push start in it?

01:30:22.880 Some brake lights.

01:30:23.580 Yeah, it's a push start, and you have to use a screwdriver to flip a switch.

01:30:26.720 Well, on the way home, what I didn't know on the back of the push start is like, he

01:30:31.220 literally rigged it up like on the spot.

01:30:33.220 Well, if you touch the positive and the negative, I let it hit the clutch and broke a spark and

01:30:38.980 blew a fuse.

01:30:40.620 I have to jump the solenoid.

01:30:42.300 That baby New Year's, boy.

01:30:43.520 So, on the way home, I fucking blew a fuse on the way home, and then we had to jump

01:30:49.340 it on the solenoid just to get it started.

01:30:52.860 So, me and my buddy would jump the solenoid.

01:30:53.960 Did y'all think it was a lemon at that point or what?

01:30:55.820 Oh, I knew it was good, bro.

01:30:57.000 When I heard that engine, brother, that 91 7.3, like I said.

01:31:01.680 Oh, that thing will make you hard, son.

01:31:02.620 Oh, shit, it does.

01:31:03.000 That'll make your cousin hard.

01:31:03.960 My cousin's been dead for years, dude.

01:31:05.880 Well, you'll see the soil on his grave.

01:31:09.240 That's right.

01:31:09.820 You'll see it fluff a little.

01:31:11.180 Bro, that 7.3 is an iconic engine.

01:31:15.300 Wow.

01:31:15.480 And let me just tell you right now, I don't care if you're Ford guy, Chevy guy, Dodge

01:31:20.060 guy, I don't even care if you like fucking the Honda trucks.

01:31:24.340 I don't care.

01:31:25.160 You cannot talk shit about a Cummins diesel engine, and you cannot talk shit about a 7.3

01:31:30.380 engine.

01:31:31.600 I think International Harvester might actually make the engine.

01:31:35.720 At one point, they did.

01:31:36.600 I did some research on it, but the thing about what I've got on a 91 from, I think,

01:31:42.860 91 to 94, they did the IDIs, and that's what I got.

01:31:46.380 Okay.

01:31:46.700 Now, here's why I like it.

01:31:47.760 This is why this truck was made for me, brother.

01:31:49.680 Well, first off, it was $3,800.

01:31:51.280 It's in my fucking price range.

01:31:52.940 You know what I'm saying?

01:31:54.420 It's in a Price Mitchell, they call him.

01:31:56.220 That's Price.

01:31:56.760 Hey, the price is right.

01:31:57.920 Price Mitchell, bro.

01:31:58.660 That would be a good store.

01:31:59.840 The price is right.

01:32:02.760 Price Mitchell.

01:32:03.460 You'd be so much better than Bob Barker on that show, man.

01:32:06.260 Dude, fuck.

01:32:07.060 If there's ever a Price is Right, you're the motherfucking host.

01:32:09.640 I'd be giving away damn owl meat on that bitch, dude.

01:32:12.260 The show wouldn't even last episode.

01:32:13.440 You'd be giving away everything.

01:32:14.680 I'd give half them bitches away on there, too, dude.

01:32:18.460 That's right.

01:32:19.100 I'd say we got to get rid of some of these bitches up here, man.

01:32:22.000 So, the IDI engine, it's different than these modern Power Strokes.

01:32:25.680 The Power Stroke is, they're both great engines, Ford engines, but this IDI is mechanical in nature, so it doesn't have as much computer parts.

01:32:37.020 And so, that's what I love about it.

01:32:39.340 I fucking cannot stand all this cheap electronic shit.

01:32:43.520 And let me tell you, it ruins everything, and it is to the level where it is a conspiracy.

01:32:48.680 If you don't think that they're making these cars to break at a certain point or making it more expensive for certain parts, you're fucking blind, bro.

01:32:55.580 Because that's what the industry, the cars from the 90s with the manual transmissions and the simple engines last longer and are easier to fix than these newer ones.

01:33:04.040 They're doing that because they want you in the dealership, and they don't, like, I got the best mechanic in the fucking world that lives, like, right down the road from me.

01:33:12.560 His name's Paul Underwood.

01:33:14.420 And let me tell you what, I guarantee you Mr. Paul could fix anything on that 7.3 IDI.

01:33:20.920 Right.

01:33:21.520 You know, and he could probably fix a Power Stroke, too, but there's going to be some computer.

01:33:25.900 Yeah, something you can't, that's out of your control.

01:33:28.280 But it's just like, okay, you're going to have to order this cheap-ass part from some.

01:33:31.940 Just to get the shit to work.

01:33:33.140 But, yeah, and by now they know how long you're going to use a car.

01:33:36.660 It's just so many things baked into it.

01:33:38.040 Bro, it's a conspiracy, bro.

01:33:39.620 Like, it's called, if you want to look into it, it's called Planned Obsolescence.

01:33:43.540 It's been going on really since the beginning of time.

01:33:45.840 It's not a conspiracy, bro.

01:33:47.040 But, like, when it first started getting popular, there was one instance of it in Germany.

01:33:51.080 There was a, people who made T-shirts, I believe, maybe T-shirts or jeans, but they started using nylon.

01:33:56.760 Well, bro, nobody, they didn't have any return customers because their fucking T-shirts and jeans was lasting.

01:34:03.220 Damn.

01:34:03.520 Forever.

01:34:04.180 It's like they sell a pair of jeans and you never see that motherfucker again.

01:34:07.000 So, they had to start making shitty jeans.

01:34:08.980 But, bro, that's in every single industry that there is.

01:34:13.340 And it's to certain degrees, but in the car industry, you see so much planned obsolescence.

01:34:17.640 These pieces of shit, especially Nissans, with their CBT transmissions, you know, because I have one going on.

01:34:23.900 Fucking Nissan, damn.

01:34:25.720 I wouldn't even come in one of them.

01:34:27.420 But here's the, exactly.

01:34:28.680 Well, I beg to differ on that one.

01:34:31.700 What you doing?

01:34:32.600 Anyway, I guess you've been to some of the Ubers.

01:34:35.960 That's the one complaint I don't get, bro.

01:34:39.200 But let me tell you what, them headlights, for example, you get you one of these Nissan 2006 Maximus.

01:34:45.880 This is the planned obsolescence that I'm talking about to certain degrees.

01:34:49.040 Okay, you fix your, you break your headlight.

01:34:51.280 Guess how much that fucking new one costs?

01:34:53.440 Probably $250.

01:34:54.440 $150, yeah.

01:34:55.320 Damn.

01:34:56.120 Bro, it's a fucking headlight.

01:34:57.480 They can make that for $3.

01:34:59.080 Yeah.

01:34:59.680 You know what I'm saying?

01:35:00.180 So, they get you.

01:35:01.100 And they do that with their transmissions.

01:35:02.500 They do it with their engine.

01:35:03.240 Not this Ford engine.

01:35:04.220 Not this 7.3 IDI.

01:35:05.460 It's a real engine made for real farmers.

01:35:07.500 Right.

01:35:07.720 Who really work for their real money.

01:35:09.360 Yeah.

01:35:09.580 And don't want to spend it on no fake shit.

01:35:11.460 Yeah.

01:35:11.560 You know, and that truck is me personified, bro.

01:35:14.500 Dang, baby.

01:35:14.920 And the only thing I got to do is got to add a little, one of those gooseneck balls on

01:35:19.940 the back of it, you know, that mounts right there in the truck bed.

01:35:22.360 Uh-uh.

01:35:23.100 Oh, for?

01:35:24.140 For pulling that heavy weight from cattle.

01:35:26.900 Oh, really?

01:35:27.760 And hay.

01:35:28.400 Yep.

01:35:28.740 And equipment.

01:35:28.900 So, what, it's for the transmission now?

01:35:31.880 Well, it's so you can actually pull that weight.

01:35:35.220 If you, you know the balls that hang off the back like a regular, like on the, you'll see

01:35:39.780 out there in that truck, you'll see I got a little two-inch ball.

01:35:41.900 I got a three-way.

01:35:42.840 Right.

01:35:43.160 On the back of it, not the kind you like, but the kind with, you know, the kind with

01:35:48.960 three different hitches on it, right?

01:35:50.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:35:51.480 Well, that sticks off the back of the truck.

01:35:53.380 Okay.

01:35:53.780 Okay, when you mount one of these gooseneck or fifth wheel hitches.

01:35:58.520 You got to do it from the inside?

01:35:59.700 From the truck bed.

01:36:00.660 Ah.

01:36:01.000 And so, that distributes to where all that weight ain't on the, it puts more of it up

01:36:05.400 front, so your truck, and more of the weight goes to the trailer, and so now you can pull

01:36:09.520 32,000 pounds, bro.

01:36:11.320 Like, I'm going to be pulling some shit, you know?

01:36:13.400 Damn.

01:36:14.140 Fuck.

01:36:14.600 Yeah.

01:36:14.980 So, I got to get that.

01:36:16.240 I got to fix my brake lights.

01:36:17.840 I got to rig it up to where I'm not jumping a solenoid every time I start it.

01:36:21.440 Oh.

01:36:22.140 Yeah.

01:36:22.340 It's got a little bit of ash on the seats.

01:36:23.860 I can tell this dude.

01:36:24.660 He had a swisher.

01:36:25.660 When I pull out the little cup holder thing, he had a swisher in it.

01:36:28.340 I'm like, bro, I ain't even tripping.

01:36:30.380 I just wish I was here for that one, you know what I'm saying?

01:36:33.180 But, bro, it's so cool.

01:36:34.320 Like, it's an old school manual.

01:36:36.220 And by the way, you don't ever see these manuals.

01:36:38.000 That's how you know they're trying to make these vehicles to brake.

01:36:40.540 Now, you can't even hardly find a fucking truck with a manual.

01:36:42.680 I would never buy another vehicle that's not a manual, unless if something crazy happens

01:36:47.180 and I get some good deal or something, you know?

01:36:49.120 But, you know, this thing is like, you put it in the first, bro, and like, you don't

01:36:53.120 even have, just let off the clutch, man.

01:36:54.600 Like, it's going to go.

01:36:55.440 It's not going to die.

01:36:56.420 Yeah.

01:36:56.680 You know, it's got so much power.

01:36:58.080 Like, I'm not even touching the gas.

01:36:59.500 You just put it in first, and it just creeps.

01:37:02.220 Yeah.

01:37:02.700 It is nice when you get into something that feels like it has a life of its own.

01:37:07.040 Bro, it does, man.

01:37:07.960 It's got two gas tanks on it, and you switch it, but one of them don't read, so you just

01:37:11.560 kind of like have to, you are the gas gauge.

01:37:14.200 You know what I'm saying?

01:37:17.820 Bro, that's fire, dude.

01:37:19.840 That's old school, not even knowing how much gas is in that bitch.

01:37:22.280 Bro, I just know what was meant for me, bro.

01:37:24.600 It's like, it's perfect.

01:37:27.820 Dude, that's awesome, man.

01:37:31.320 Damn, yeah, you can pull a lot of weight with that, man.

01:37:33.600 That's right.

01:37:34.620 32,000 pounds is what it's rated for.

01:37:37.000 Of course, I don't even have a gooseneck trailer, actually.

01:37:39.260 That's the next thing that I got to get is a gooseneck trailer to pull any of that shit

01:37:42.960 because I've got light-duty trailers right now.

01:37:44.780 I can pull about, most I put on it, about 6,000 pounds on one of them.

01:37:48.600 And I'll tell you what, I put 6,000 pounds on a trailer the other day.

01:37:51.960 I bought for that block wall that I'm building in the garage.

01:37:55.020 Bro, you ever heard that song, Jesus Take the Wheel?

01:37:57.740 Yeah.

01:37:58.140 I could have shot the music video about three days ago.

01:38:00.540 Really?

01:38:01.780 Bro, I was driving home from Lowe's that had 6,000 pounds of blocks on the back.

01:38:05.200 And I was going 40, and I just got comfortable.

01:38:07.940 I might have even been freestyling.

01:38:08.960 I was freestyling, bro.

01:38:10.660 I'm sitting here.

01:38:11.500 I'm rapping in the truck, bro.

01:38:12.660 I got 6,000 pounds in the back.

01:38:14.980 Let's go.

01:38:15.640 And I'm going 40 on a straightaway, and I start curving them.

01:38:18.360 It's not a sharp curve, but that curve was enough to start a fishtail, bro.

01:38:22.420 And, bro, Jesus Take the Wheel.

01:38:25.480 There's nobody coming or nothing, bro.

01:38:27.340 But, hey, I think a good thing for me to maybe the reason that this popped in my head,

01:38:32.800 maybe God's trying to save somebody's life.

01:38:34.340 Let me tell you right now, do not touch the brakes if you get into that fishtail.

01:38:38.260 You see what I'm saying?

01:38:38.920 Yeah.

01:38:39.260 That's when you really lose it.

01:38:40.420 So I just didn't do anything.

01:38:41.760 I kind of straightened it out, but not overcorrected it.

01:38:44.160 But, bro, I was scared.

01:38:46.620 And was it icy or anything, or no?

01:38:48.260 No, brother.

01:38:49.240 No.

01:38:49.400 It was just all that weight.

01:38:50.680 All that weight, yep.

01:38:52.100 Yep.

01:38:53.760 Fuck.

01:38:54.040 How far is that Home Depot from you?

01:38:55.740 About 20 minutes.

01:38:56.620 On that one, probably about 30.

01:38:58.260 I'm driving real slow.

01:38:59.360 Yeah.

01:39:00.440 Yeah, it's funny how you get a little bit comfortable, dog, and next thing you know, it doesn't matter.

01:39:04.020 It doesn't even matter if you got all that weight in there.

01:39:07.620 That's wild, bro.

01:39:08.640 I was hitting a good freestyle, too.

01:39:09.980 Were you?

01:39:10.280 I was on it.

01:39:11.320 Damn, bro.

01:39:11.980 That's living life, son.

01:39:13.140 That's right.

01:39:13.500 I love that.

01:39:14.320 That's right.

01:39:15.940 Bryce Mitchell, you got some yet, but in the spring, you'll be getting him back in the

01:39:19.320 ring, man.

01:39:20.020 That's right.

01:39:20.600 You know?

01:39:20.940 Hopefully.

01:39:21.460 Yeah.

01:39:21.740 Yep.

01:39:22.220 But you feel 100%.

01:39:23.500 I do, brother.

01:39:24.500 Yeah.

01:39:24.800 I do.

01:39:25.080 I got some built-up energy, man.

01:39:26.400 Are you able to train?

01:39:27.180 Are you able to just go train when you want?

01:39:28.960 Absolutely.

01:39:29.600 Yeah.

01:39:29.920 Absolutely.

01:39:30.680 Yeah.

01:39:32.340 Damn.

01:39:33.160 I don't know if I have anything else.

01:39:34.380 Any other good questions that came in, Riley?

01:39:35.900 Did you see anything?

01:39:37.520 Yeah.

01:39:37.720 Oh, let's take him through those three deers real quick, and then we'll go get something

01:39:39.960 to eat.

01:39:42.240 We got three animals right here, man.

01:39:43.740 We just wanted to let you know, how would you handle these three situations?

01:39:46.960 Here's the first one right here.

01:39:48.400 Bryce famous, put a deer in a twister.

01:39:50.100 Here's a fella right here.

01:39:51.520 Has he been shot?

01:39:53.020 No.

01:39:54.880 I would.

01:39:56.120 This guy's just trying to, I guess, touch hands first.

01:40:08.380 Oh, shit.

01:40:10.420 Damn.

01:40:11.380 Damn, dude.

01:40:12.800 So, I guess he maybe got a little close to pet him or something.

01:40:16.140 How, if you're, if you're, yeah, how do you handle that situation?

01:40:19.580 Who's side are you on there, you think?

01:40:21.620 First off, he fucked up.

01:40:22.600 He's right in front of it.

01:40:23.800 You want to walk up behind it.

01:40:25.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:25.540 That's where you fuck up.

01:40:26.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:27.200 Come up behind it.

01:40:28.400 I take a knee on belly.

01:40:29.620 Yeah.

01:40:31.120 You know, don't give up position.

01:40:33.320 Yeah.

01:40:33.580 That's all I got to say, bro.

01:40:34.660 Like, straight up, like, stay on top when you're talking with them deer, bro, because

01:40:38.640 they got that, they got that good top game.

01:40:40.640 Their bottom game is weak.

01:40:41.740 Right.

01:40:42.040 You know what I'm saying?

01:40:42.980 It becomes a positional battle.

01:40:44.560 Like I said, he should have approached from the back.

01:40:46.900 From the back.

01:40:47.460 That's where he fucked up.

01:40:47.940 But their bottom game, if you're on bottom deer, you got those antlers.

01:40:50.940 That's insane to deal with.

01:40:52.040 Oh, that was a buck.

01:40:52.820 Yeah, that's a different story right there.

01:40:54.800 But here's what I would have done.

01:40:55.780 I would have, you know, locked out my arms.

01:40:59.160 Uh-huh.

01:40:59.760 I got a little knee on the ribs.

01:41:01.480 Arms locked out.

01:41:02.900 Now he's awake.

01:41:03.800 Yeah.

01:41:05.360 And then I'm just going to brainstorm for a minute.

01:41:07.660 I'm going to.

01:41:08.980 I'll be honest with you.

01:41:09.980 I ain't been there.

01:41:11.000 I ain't been in that one yet.

01:41:12.460 I'm going to lock him out, and I'm going to brainstorm for a minute.

01:41:15.080 Now you're going to grill a little bit open, baby.

01:41:15.920 Bro, that fucking.

01:41:17.900 Let me tell you what.

01:41:18.600 That rear naked is going to be hard with them antlers in the way.

01:41:21.060 Yeah.

01:41:21.420 You might have to pull a triangle.

01:41:23.040 Yeah.

01:41:23.360 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:23.960 Like, it's going to get desperate.

01:41:26.440 Yeah.

01:41:26.880 Actually, trying at least you'd have more control.

01:41:28.320 You'd probably be able to keep him upright enough to keep the antlers away from you.

01:41:32.260 If you want to be real fucked up and you can talk about some animal cruelty.

01:41:35.880 Yeah.

01:41:37.300 You can go for arm bar.

01:41:38.800 Whoa.

01:41:40.120 Bro, then you won because even if, you know, he ain't going nowhere, bro.

01:41:44.320 Yeah.

01:41:44.440 Like, if them antlers are in the way, bro, go pull an arm bar.

01:41:47.580 And like I said, I'm all about position, staying on top.

01:41:50.480 But if you can't sink in that choke and that deer's getting up and you see an arm, go for that arm bar, brother.

01:41:56.160 Yeah.

01:41:56.460 And he got four arms, dude.

01:41:58.320 That's what I'm saying, bro.

01:41:59.300 Like, he ain't going to, you know, he ain't got no defense, you know.

01:42:02.540 Yeah.

01:42:02.660 The best defense is hold your hands together.

01:42:04.580 Yeah.

01:42:05.260 What's he going to do?

01:42:06.220 Yeah.

01:42:07.200 Damn, that's a risky move.

01:42:08.300 Here's a second one.

01:42:09.040 We got three of them for you.

01:42:09.980 Here's a second one.

01:42:10.540 Now, this lady got.

01:42:15.640 That's a good position.

01:42:16.920 Keep the volume off.

01:42:19.220 So, that lady got, she got, that lady got, took that, it looks like a doe or just a female.

01:42:27.760 Oh, yeah.

01:42:28.520 She just, she took his back and got him down.

01:42:30.820 See, what you see here is perfect.

01:42:32.780 We got situational awareness.

01:42:34.560 I promise you, this ain't her first go around.

01:42:36.560 Yeah.

01:42:36.820 You see that, them hips on that, she's putting them hips on that deer's hips.

01:42:41.060 She's keeping that low center base, knees spread out.

01:42:44.980 Bro, I can tell you right now, this ain't her first, first rodeo.

01:42:49.060 Yeah.

01:42:49.360 This ain't the first deer at the Walmart for this lady.

01:42:51.420 Nah, bro.

01:42:51.940 And she's holding that arm.

01:42:53.360 She's got that arm locked too.

01:42:54.760 If you see that, she's got, she's keeping that arm, that deer from getting any.

01:42:59.500 I'm not even going to comment on this because she's doing far better than I would have.

01:43:03.040 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:03.720 Like, she, that's a clean up on aisle three.

01:43:05.900 She's going to take it out and it's done with.

01:43:08.560 I think, yeah, she's already cleaned up.

01:43:10.200 Let's get that third one, the last one we got here.

01:43:12.380 She's a perfect technique.

01:43:14.740 And this one, we can have some audio on.

01:43:17.160 Oh, no, yeah, this one's fine.

01:43:21.040 And how do you handle this situation?

01:43:28.620 And this deer, obviously, has some uppers.

01:43:31.620 Oh, yeah.

01:43:34.300 Well, right there, I don't see anybody trying to cut off the room.

01:43:37.800 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:38.280 Man, I see that guy, first off, he gets up out of the chair and he's not in a stance.

01:43:41.760 That's where he fucked up first.

01:43:43.020 Yeah, that guy.

01:43:43.320 That's the first thing I do because, you know, there ain't no, that door ain't, he ain't going

01:43:46.640 to go out the back door.

01:43:48.020 You know what I'm saying?

01:43:48.640 So, first thing I'm doing, see, he's right out the front door like I said because, look,

01:43:52.500 he ain't even got a stance.

01:43:53.940 First thing I'm doing, brother, I'm getting low in that stance.

01:43:56.120 Yeah.

01:43:56.400 I'm going to left, right, you know, he's going to have to go back to that door.

01:43:59.460 Yeah.

01:43:59.800 And then I'm going to creep a little bit.

01:44:01.080 You know what I'm saying?

01:44:01.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:02.840 I'm going to play it out.

01:44:03.340 I'm going to get in range, too, because, you know, he's going to be doing this shit,

01:44:06.740 so I'm going to back up, bring in a little bit, maybe slap.

01:44:09.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:10.740 You have no footwork there.

01:44:12.620 You have, how is he going to pursue that here?

01:44:14.540 You know what I'm saying?

01:44:15.060 He's flat, standing straight up, completely unprepared.

01:44:18.180 I wish that girl from Walmart was there.

01:44:19.760 Oh, yeah, you really do.

01:44:21.740 That's who you wish was getting her hair cut.

01:44:23.420 But people completely unexpecting this shit, though.

01:44:25.840 Like, they got to be ready.

01:44:27.180 You got to be ready at all times.

01:44:29.000 But that's true, man.

01:44:29.980 I think you have to take a little bit of position there for sure.

01:44:33.340 I think that guy didn't want the smoke.

01:44:35.200 He kind of wandered over there.

01:44:38.760 He ain't never had some good deer jerky.

01:44:40.240 Yeah, he never had some.

01:44:41.120 If he had some good deer jerky, he'd be like, all right, I'm going to cook you up, buddy.

01:44:45.540 We're not letting this thing leave.

01:44:46.840 That's right.

01:44:48.200 That might be good, man.

01:44:49.700 That might be enough.

01:44:51.820 Bryce Mitchell, thank you so much for coming in, man.

01:44:54.020 Absolutely.

01:44:54.360 It's a pleasure to be here.

01:44:55.040 Thank you for these gifts, too.

01:44:56.340 This jerky is fire.

01:44:57.700 Thank you.

01:44:58.060 I'm so glad you liked that.

01:44:59.240 I hope you ain't just faking it.

01:45:00.400 I'm not at all.

01:45:01.400 Dude, I've had about 12 pieces of it.

01:45:02.700 I know you ain't because you've been eating it the whole time.

01:45:05.620 You already sold me if you was faking it.

01:45:08.240 He's just going too far with it.

01:45:09.920 Shit, I might smoke a little bit of it, man.

01:45:12.180 Yeah, I had dinner with this guy, Jordan Peterson, last night.

01:45:14.020 He only eats steak.

01:45:15.660 Love that guy, bro.

01:45:16.720 He only eats steak, bro.

01:45:17.800 He is amazing.

01:45:18.700 He was in here in town.

01:45:19.580 Him and his daughter lives here now.

01:45:21.260 So, bro, we went to dinner.

01:45:23.060 Actually, I watch those podcasts.

01:45:24.360 Oh, yeah?

01:45:24.740 I'll have to show you the picture of the after dinner, dude.

01:45:29.380 I'll show you the damn picture from dinner, dude.

01:45:31.540 This shit was ridiculous.

01:45:32.520 Man, he's just such an inspiration, ain't he?

01:45:34.620 Yeah, he's just a smart dude.

01:45:36.120 He's smart, and he's just like, you know, and he says the most powerful thing you can be is articulate.

01:45:42.200 Yeah.

01:45:42.380 And he says the biggest thing is what gets your attention.

01:45:46.840 What do you give your attention to, you know?

01:45:49.220 And that's kind of fascinating because it's like, yeah, I notice, especially in this technology world, like, so many things get your attention, and they're calculated.

01:45:57.720 Like, you're saying, like, with the, how they got the car parts ready to wear out.

01:46:02.340 That shit's all calculated.

01:46:03.360 It's like, they fucking, they're using data to know exactly when you're going to walk back in the shop.

01:46:09.200 Yep.

01:46:10.000 So, it's just, we're up against the dark arts, man.

01:46:12.380 But this was a damn, uh.

01:46:14.740 Ain't much left, brother.

01:46:16.200 Bro, nah, but the best part was, that was dinner.

01:46:19.420 It was just, everybody ate freaking steaks and lamb.

01:46:22.340 I mean, and they were chewing.

01:46:23.300 Lamb sounds so good.

01:46:24.500 Bro, they were chewing on the bones over there.

01:46:26.760 Oh, absolutely.

01:46:27.600 Dude, I'll take the bones home, give them the dogs.

01:46:29.420 Yeah.

01:46:30.240 Come on, dude.

01:46:31.540 Shit, I'd be a dog, man.

01:46:32.940 It's not like you're bringing home some good stuff, man.

01:46:34.580 Hey, next time, I'm going to bring you some more, brother.

01:46:36.080 Since I know you like it, I'll bring you two bags.

01:46:38.260 Dude, this is a couple grams.

01:46:40.520 Y'all could have sold this in high school, baby.

01:46:41.940 That's right.

01:46:42.980 Damn.

01:46:44.460 Bryce Mitchell, thanks so much for coming in today, man.

01:46:46.760 Thank you so much for having me.

01:46:48.000 Always an honor, brother.

01:46:49.120 Well, we appreciate you being here, man.

01:46:50.540 Happy holidays to you.

01:46:51.580 Amen, brother.

01:46:52.260 Thank you.

01:46:52.380 Dang, baby, yeah.

01:46:54.380 Damn.

01:46:55.140 Damn.

01:46:56.840 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

01:46:59.880 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

01:47:02.840 I must be cornerstone

01:47:06.180 Oh, but when I reach that ground

01:47:10.740 I'll share this peace of mind

01:47:12.880 I found I can feel it

01:47:14.920 In my bones

01:47:17.060 But it's gonna take a little time

01:47:22.660 For me to set that parking brake

01:47:26.600 And let myself unwind

01:47:29.340 Shine that light on me

01:47:33.340 I'll sit and tell you my stories

01:47:39.880 Shine on me

01:47:44.000 And I will find a song

01:47:48.240 I will sing it just for you

01:47:51.880 And now I've been moving way too fast

01:47:59.200 On the runaway train

01:48:00.580 With a heavy load of my hands

01:48:04.000 And these rails that I've been riding on

01:48:09.660 They weren't so thin

01:48:11.060 That they're damn near gone

01:48:12.420 And I guess now they just weren't

01:48:14.180 I feel

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