E382 Teenage Easter
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Summary
My thoughts on eating yogurt and the weird things you should and shouldn t be eating it. Also, I may or may not be a little pervert when it comes to eating yogurt. I m not going to lie, it s a little weird.
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And I'm going to go out to eat in a little while.
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And so I was trying to get me a little tied over, you know, snack.
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You know, there's a time in my life where I, you know, I probably wouldn't have told anybody that I had yogurt.
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I wouldn't say, hey, man, I just had some yogurts.
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And I'd have said, yeah, I just had some warm, you know, some ice cream or something.
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I mean, the thing, it feels like you shouldn't be eating it.
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And I'm not sure if I've spoken about this before, but it just feels like you just shouldn't be having it, doesn't it?
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Maybe it's just in my head, it tastes like a, I mean, look, I'm a, you know, I got a little bit of, you know, I got about probably 7% pervert in me.
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So, when they crack me open, everybody's going to be a little pervert jumps out and runs, you know, runs across the morgue and, you know, up under the lockers or whatever.
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But, yeah, so, you know, I don't, but there's something about, it's just, there's something about having a yogurt that just feels, it's like, I feel like there's, the part of me that's, that's really, I don't know.
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It just seems like it's almost a little, it seems a little young or something.
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I don't know if that makes any sense to anybody, and I may be insane.
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Went to, like, a fancy place, you know, just kind of, just, just, I mean, just, damn, looked like we were on the Titanic, you know?
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I was just waiting for the whole restaurant to just fill up with water.
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That's how nice, I mean, people just, good day, you know?
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No, people just being, you know, friendly, nobody yelling the N-word, nobody doing nothing, just a good place, you know?
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And, and, and we went, and we were sitting by, I was sitting, I guess, by this couple, and I think it was like a first date or something,
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or maybe second date, and this lady had these bangers, baby.
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I mean, like a couple of damn frickin' milk bears, and they were just getting ready for spring.
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You could see them just kind of, um, she had kind of a revealing kind of top on.
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Um, and you could see these big white, damn, just a couple Moby dicks, you know what I'm saying?
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And she had on, like, a lot of powder, kind of different powder, you know, maybe body powder or something.
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And she probably put about, probably a half ounce up between them, um, you know, between them, between them, uh, them premier bunnies, baby.
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Between them, you know, them hammer time front yams, baby.
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So, anyway, some guy, this guy she's on a date with is making her laugh.
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It was like, what's, um, oh, what's the tallest building in the world?
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And it was like, oh, it's, uh, it's a library because it has so many stories.
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And I was, I kind of jealous she was having such a good time.
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But when she would laugh, then her chest would kind of juggle and just that powder would just, I mean, just,
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just buffing up, just muffling, just muffling up out of them, um, out of them big nodules, baby.
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Out of them big, uh, out of them big yogurt wagons, dude.
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Just that powder would just like a, um, it was like, it was like her tits were vaping or something.
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You know, it was like her, it was like her breasts were like hitting a thing of blue ice or whatever.
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I mean, it was just, and it was, and so then it was, it kind of stopped and then he would tell another one.
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And it was, I mean, just like, it was like Aaron Brockovich was going to show up or something, you know,
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it just had that, it was, you almost wanted to call the city.
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Um, but yeah, that was something that happened at dinner.
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I mean, you ever have somebody, they curl her hair just so tight.
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I mean, I saw her every now and then just kind of getting some water out of glass and rubbing it on her eyes.
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You know, I almost wanted to just undo a couple of the curls so she could, uh, you know, get half a blink in baby.
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Um, but anyway, I was grateful to be eaten and, uh, I, um, I wasn't even going to do an episode, but I, I really, I decided, uh, that I wanted to be here with you guys.
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You know, I want to thank everybody who, who ventured out this week.
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Uh, it was, we, we had a couple of different shows.
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We started and did a small, uh, one nighter over in Lexington and then we hopped over to, um, where was it?
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Then we hopped over to, uh, Lafayette, Indiana.
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And we actually had a call that came in right here from a Lafayette, uh, visitor to the show.
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Hey, Theo, my name is Devin and, uh, I've been a fan for years listening to podcasts for a while.
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Me and my buddies just saw your show in Lafayette, Indiana last night.
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We drove four hours in the snow to get there and man, it was hilarious.
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And, uh, you know, last year, really bad year for me.
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I, you know, had a girl rip my heart out my chest and I suffered from a motorcycle accident.
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And I just want to thank you for the part that you played and get me back on track because I'm doing real well now.
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And it was just really nice to see you last night.
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You know, it was everything I thought would be as fucking hilarious, dude.
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Yeah, it got, uh, I mean, Mother Nature, you know, she started serving that eight ball.
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And it was right, the bus was heading in, we parked in the back and it was just, the snow started building up.
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It was, I mean, shit, it was, it was damn romantic almost.
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It was, you know, made you want to, made you want to touch your own penis almost.
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I'm glad you guys came out and, uh, they, I think somebody, I hope everybody made it.
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Cause they had a couple empty seats and I thought that somebody, cause it was incline, uh, it was inclement weather.
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It was, uh, you know, it's the kind of something you send your spouse to the store, you know, if you want, if you don't want them, you know, hey, Judy, why don't you go get me some of that, uh, prune juice.
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And next thing you know, dang, Judy, you know, she goes, she, you know, that embankment gang, baby, you know what I'm talking about.
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We, you know, it was a great week of shows overall.
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Um, some were, when we got to Chicago, it got real fired up, man.
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Uh, I thought the crowds at, at Lafayette and at Rockford, which was the next night, um, they were, it just, it was just a little bit more of a sedate vibe.
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Honestly, it just felt a little more sedate in there.
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Uh, but a lot of great folks, everybody I met was great.
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Um, this John Krakauer, Krakauer, got that hitter right here, baby.
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That little lit hitter from, uh, Nicole gave me this.
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Uh, so somebody sent me a, um, somebody sent my flowers and a chocolate, you know, and I got backstage and the shower was cold.
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That was, oh, that was another thing in, uh, in Lafayette, which is where Purdue, Indiana is.
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The Boilermakers, Engineering Town, and these bitches don't even have a damn water, uh, heater.
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Bro, I could hear, dude, I could feel my, I could, it felt like that movie Ice Age was playing in my ass, bro.
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Uh, on six screens, dude, it felt like, oh, man.
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It felt like a damn woolly mammoth was running around in my, uh, you know what I'm saying, bro?
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It was just, it was, there was no hot water in the thing.
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So I got in that shower, bro, and that almost killed me, man.
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It said, I can't wait for you to meet my son, your son.
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And I thought, you know, I thought your son was like a Asian name.
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You know, I didn't know if it was like a Japanese guy or whatever.
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You know, I've had my penis and nuts a long time.
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And I've always expected that this could be a reality.
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He's 14, but he's just in a basket on your doorstep.
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You know, it's that teenage Easter all of a sudden for you right there.
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Then I look over, my tour manager's standing there, Tim.
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I was like, holy shit, somebody brought their, somebody brought my son.
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Then I had a moment where I was like, oh, damn, bro.
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Part of me was bummed that I didn't get to meet this son.
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You know, this alleged, you know, possible son.
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So that was, uh, that was pretty, that was, that was quite a moment.
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And then somebody brought this little baby dragon head or something.
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Um, and they approached the stage with it in Chicago.
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And that was a little, that was a little strange.
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Like the last, look like before they take that last bite of like a, uh,
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If you got a grandfather or something like that.
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This look like maybe a, like a skunk got poisoned or something.
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They had a lawsuit against Dennis Perkins in the Livingston Parish school system,
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If that's in a, if that's in a baked good, that's, you know, you just don't want that
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You know, and it's just, I guess that's where we're at.
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Is this, I mean, it's, maybe people are starving.
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You know, I read Grapes of Wrath and, uh, and at a certain point, things get so bad,
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But I can't imagine in, even in Livingston Parish, Louisiana, um, they put it in pastries,
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Well, look, the energy, you could argue the energy drink part, but you can't, I mean,
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damn, you can't put a look, you know, you can't put more, you can't put more, you can't,
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You can't be, you can't be doing that on the eclair, bro.
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I'm not going to make this a real long episode today.
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And, um, and here's another call, actually, that came in from there.
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And I spent time over there in Dayton one time.
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I was wishing this girl would make out with me, and she didn't want to.
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Nothing, you know, I just was wishing, and she, she wasn't wishing.
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And that's, but they also got that, that flight museum over there, I remember.
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And if you like flying, or you want to get into the sky somehow, and you don't know how,
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You see somebody on the ground in Dayton, bro, that's a little bitch.
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Uh, I'm just driving home from your, your show in Lafayette.
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Uh, like I said, I just want to say thanks, man, for being so vulnerable, you know, on the
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And helping everyone that you help, you know, through their daily struggles.
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I mean, when I want to feel something, I just turn you on, man.
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It's, uh, I'm so thankful that I started listening to you, and I was finally able to come see you.
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Uh, just want to say thanks, man, on behalf of all your fans.
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Yeah, it's been a long, you know, it's been a, I don't know what it's been.
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And so, yeah, I'm just grateful that we kind of have, we have this space where we kind of get to meet.
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And that's when I see at shows, I know, I see that.
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There's a lot of people that are just similar to me.
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Um, and I always get told that we have the nicest crowds that show up.
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Um, but yeah, man, I'm just doing my best, man.
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And I appreciate you being, uh, you know, you're probably similar to me.
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Do you, you know, you like meeting people at the show and stuff.
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I said, well, most of these people are people that I probably, they, they know so much about me.
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And we share so much callers share so much that we've kind of, we probably would get along.
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We'd talk anyway, if we just saw each other in regular life.
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I can't believe them, them teachers serving them things.
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Dude, if you get an S plus on the, if the teacher gives you an S plus, that's a, that's an illegal grade, baby.
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You gotta, what you gotta go to hit, you know, ask a neighbor for something.
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If you need, uh, you know, sometimes I know you don't have certain product, but ask a neighbor.
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You don't look inside of your body to, uh, to complete a recipe for children.
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You know, I'm going to brush up on my Spanish and I'm going to use Babel.
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Would you handle, have you heard of anything like that?
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And have you ever, and, uh, and you, I mean, I know you have a storied history with semen
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yourself and not even, you know, never getting it out of your own body, you know, which is,
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That's, I mean, there's just, I feel like there's a lot of it out there, but I'm proud
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I want to know the, uh, the ins and outs of it.
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I mean, um, there was this girl that I met over Facebook.
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Were you guessing that she liked music or had she done something?
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Had she, had you seen her maybe do a, get, you know, you know, do like this with her
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The only thing I saw that she loved country music.
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And when you saw her for the first time, uh, did you meet her at the place?
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Oh, you met her for the first time ever at a coffee shop after seeing her online.
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Had it, had it, had it escalated or how, how, how did it go?
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I mean, we, at least what I thought we were going on a couple of dates.
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And what was it about it that you, that you liked her?
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Like if you had to name, if you had to name two things about her that you liked, just one word.
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I've almost, you gotta have a decent amount of woman.
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Because sometimes, unless the smaller ones, they got more fire in them.
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Because the longer they get, sometimes they run out of fire.
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You meet a girl six, five, and she barely, you know, can't, barely keep her eyes open.
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Did you, uh, did you guys, did it escalate into a, you know, were you, did you guys ever
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Would you rather she was on your left shoulder or are you okay with that?
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Did you have, because that's kind of when you move the mouth down there and you kind
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And were you feeling erect or anything like that?
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Um, and did you, did you try to advance it at some point?
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Did you say, you know, did you let her know what was going on like with you or how did
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So I, I told her a couple of weeks later, um, sat her down.
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I'm, then that means a lot was probably going on because yeah, if you can only come up with
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two words, dude, and you had all those things going inside of you, were you scared?
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I like to keep driving if things are going to be serious because at least something's
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But once you stop, you're like, things feel real heavy.
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I do something to create like some type of a movement.
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Um, I told her, I, I was like, you know, that one song, you know, I really like you by
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And then what did you, you close your eyes after that?
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And not even like in a homoerotic way is just say something real and then just close your
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Whoever does that dude, serve him one of them S cakes, baby.
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Um, but, um, no, she basically said it was bad timing.
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Uh, and you were still just sitting in the car?
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But what, why would she say she, it was bad timing?
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How does car, I mean, gosh, how does car problems happen?
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I never heard something, you know, like, you know, my blinker doesn't work or whatever.
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Like that's, I don't, that sounds crazy to me, you know?
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Like, I, like I need like, you know, my rotors are bad or whatever.
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So I can't fall in love or something like that.
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Like, what did she, what else did she say about it?
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Um, I mean, she just said that her car got broken into, um, which I mean.
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That has nothing to do with y'all's feelings, I don't feel like.
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Um, she, she was at a church and her wheel got stolen.
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Look, brother, if you're getting stolen from that church, bro, you bad luck.
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If they, if people stealing from you, you out there, your, your shit's parked in the Lord's yard and somebody's out there jacking your wheels, baby.
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That's look, that's, that's, that's, you know, that's, if that's what's happening, man, it sounds like then maybe it was for the best, dude, because that's crazy.
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So I'm having car problems, so I can't date, like, but I guess if your wheel gets stolen, I guess it is hard to date somebody, huh?
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I would buy, I'd honestly put a wheel on her car, bro, if she'd go out with you.
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I know some political men that would smell you nuts for probably a couple thousand, baby.
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Riley Mao, thank you so much for being here and telling us what's going on, man.
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I mean, it's all, touring is awesome, you know?
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It's like you go and you get to see all these people and you see some of them in the street.
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You see some, and it's just like, like in Lafayette, I went down to the YMCA and got me a workout in right before the show.
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He's like, guy, guy, you want, you want some of these caramels, mother?
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So, I'm trying to think what else happened that was, oh, in Chicago we get there and there's a dude outside dressed as Captain America.
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And he stayed outside of the bus for about two hours and he stood out there and he had a sign.
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And I'll put this picture in the YouTubes so you can see it.
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He had a sign on him that said something, I just saved the world but I can't afford tickets to your show.
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Which is crazy because there were $40 tickets available.
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But, hey, but maybe that was a lot, you know, a ton for him.
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And so, anyway, we set him up with some tickets.
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So, that was pretty, I mean, it's just crazy when Captain America is coming out to the show or even just a third stringer.
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You know, when they're coming out and showing love, man, it was beautiful.
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And it was just, I mean, it was the biggest show I've ever done.
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You know, it was, I think, 35 something, 35 something hundred.
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And I wish I could have done a meet and greet or jumped outside.
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Chicago's the kind of place you're walking down the street.
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Jack Frost is, I mean, he's nipping at your nose, dude.
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that one of those Livingston Parish nut desserts, baby.
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Um, what else, what else do we have that happened?
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I've had a fever for about four days and so my, everything just feels kind of, I think that
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But I'm trying to think of some other stuff that we were on the, I mean, the bus is just,
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you're just kind of, you know, it's tight confines on there and you breathe in a lot of
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So you can't get a lot of new ideas because your air has the same, it's coming to your
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So you basically just huffing the same bullshit that's been in your brain because I mean,
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you, you know, if you, if you have some, an idea in your body and in your head and you
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breathe out, it's part of, it's in the air, you breathe it back in and you just sit in
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You basically just, you just hot hose hitting your own fricking, uh, poor choices sometimes
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at some point, but I wanted to, I wanted to come and be here with you guys.
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Um, I wanted to take a couple of calls and see what was going on in you guys's world as
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Hey Theo, it is Jessica from California and I'm not sure if ladies are allowed to call
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Uh, anyhow, I just want to say I'm really taken by the last episode, the, uh, episode you
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had solo, um, talking about ayahuasca and therapy and all of that.
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I went to Peru myself and did ayahuasca and the way you articulated it was perfect.
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Um, like giving your, like God giving the secrets away or giving your heart a chance to
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It's like your, it's like your heart gets a brain in it.
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I just got back from another experience, uh, with it and I'm going to talk about that a
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I don't think, or I just, I don't want to talk about it in our, when I feel like I'm
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on kind of a, um, when I'm, I just want to feel a little more settled.
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And last weekend is when I did the ayahuasca, uh, the second time.
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So this has been just a, and then I went right into the touring.
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And, uh, reminded me how much I need to get back to it because I don't think it's just
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Cause you show a good example to men on how to be vulnerable.
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I know you probably don't think that way with what you're struggling with, but it is good
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to have an example to the masculine about how it looks and what it looks like to be in
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touch with yourself and not to be scared of that.
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And I thank you for your vulnerability and I'll see you around Los Angeles.
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Um, yeah, you know, I, I, I don't really have any other choice.
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I don't think, but to be where I'm at in my life.
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Sometimes I feel, you know, uh, sometimes I feel like a little bitch, honestly, in some
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Um, but I didn't have, I need, you know, I think part of me, I grew a little, I grew
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a little bitch in me because I didn't have that motherly love I needed.
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So part of me probably sprouted a bitch inside of me because I needed that.
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It's amazing what you will create, what you're, what you will create inside of yourself, uh,
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I'm just trying to be alive and, uh, and yeah, I just, I don't know.
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Uh, the, the ayahuasca experience has been a, it's been really amazing.
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I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll get into it at a different time, maybe next week.
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Um, when it just hasn't been such a jump, just, uh, it just hasn't been such a time.
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I feel rattled right now, kind of all over the place.
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Um, I'm trying to make it down to, uh, Mardi Gras to spend some time with my family in Louisiana.
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Um, you know, I miss, uh, I miss my hometown some, and I miss my family some.
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I miss being around people that I know really care about me and who I care about.
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Um, so I'm gonna go, I hope to spend some time doing a little bit of that this week.
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Um, do you have any regrets about the lady, Riley?
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Uh, do you, uh, do you feel like she was into you?
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Do you feel like there was a false move you made?
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And do you feel like she had good intentions with you?
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Gosh, you're right there on the front lines, aren't you?
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And now what if you get her to a moment with a woman and she wants to be sexual?
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I mean, at some point you have to, you know, you just, why?
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You just think you're not gonna have that, any luck with ladies?
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I think if by 30 you haven't maybe gotten to, you know, at least a, I mean, what are you
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allowed to do sexually before you have to go to church, before you have to get married?
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I mean, how, can you have any type of sexual interaction or it's just actual sex you can't
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So you can get a little feeling and a little touchy touchy and do some heavy hugging, huh?
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Man, and you haven't even had a wet dream or anything like that, huh?
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I'm surprised Satan didn't just pry open that little tuna can, bruh.
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I bet a damn strong wind comes up your spine the right way, dude.
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A lot of great calls came in about the, about ayahuasca stuff and thoughts like that.
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I'm still kind of sorting through some of my feelings.
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Because you come out that thing and you really, a lot of your peel is gone.
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So, um, would you ever try something like that?
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Oh, God, boy, I want to cut your damn arm up and eat that bitch.
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You have any other, you want to say goodbye, Riley, anything?
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Um, actually, I, now that I think of it, I don't think she had good intentions.
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I just feel like she was using me for all my connections.
00:42:49.700
Oh, because you work in audio and you felt maybe she was using you.
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Look, it's a, that's the world we live in, Riley, and that's the thing.
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I don't know if I want you out here with you, uh, you know, getting sprung out and hammering
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down on these chickens, bro, because that's the world we live in, Riley.
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A woman will come over here and she'll fricking, you know, she'll rub that little genie lamp
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of some little Christian just to get some damn Shinedown tickets out of them, you know?
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And that's the kind of shit that breaks my heart.
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How are you going to know in the future, Riley, if they're good, if they, you know, I guess
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Just throw your heart up in the air and hit that bitch with a bat.
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And then you just, you hope somebody catches it, you know?
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And are you guys allowed to do homosexuality in your church or not?
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I'm excited to get to Louisiana and see my family.
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I wanted to make this episode because the same reason.
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You know, I don't think I tell you sometimes enough how much you guys mean to me and girls
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You ever go to any of those church camps, Raleigh Mow?
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Because I just don't see how you haven't seen somebody else
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I feel like a lot of times that happens with young men
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You're somewhere else and you see somebody masturbate themselves
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And have you ever walked in on him on accident or something
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Or, you know, bumped into him real hard and he came or something?
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A lot of young men, they learn it like that, you know
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You've accidentally seen your brother masturbate or something