This Past Weekend with Theo Von - June 28, 2022


E399 Mike Perry


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

175.4557

Word Count

13,373

Sentence Count

139

Misogynist Sentences

61

Hate Speech Sentences

53


Summary

On this episode of Behind The Bicep, we sit down with UFC fighter Mike Perry. Mike talks about his early days in the UFC, growing up in Louisiana, and the time he almost got bit by a raccoon.


Transcript

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00:01:28.960 Today's guest is a gentleman that I've been enamored with for a while.
00:01:34.720 I've been wanting to meet this cat
00:01:36.280 and just get to see what he is and who he is.
00:01:39.740 I've always been a huge fan.
00:01:41.280 He's beloved by many.
00:01:44.120 He is a mixed martial artist.
00:01:47.180 He competed in the UFC for a long haul.
00:01:50.000 And he's currently fighting in welterweight
00:01:52.500 in the bare knuckle fighting championships.
00:01:55.420 He's got a fight coming up in August.
00:01:58.340 And he joined us today right here on the tour bus.
00:02:01.220 So I'm grateful for his time.
00:02:02.960 Mr. Platinum Mike Perry.
00:02:05.480 For me to set that parking brake
00:02:07.800 And let myself unwind
00:02:10.560 Shine that light on me
00:02:14.560 I'll sit and tell you my stories
00:02:20.240 Shine on me
00:02:25.200 And I will find a song
00:02:29.460 I've been singing
00:02:30.660 Just go
00:02:32.420 And now I've been moving way too fast
00:02:39.800 Bro, thank you so much for coming, man.
00:02:42.000 With the dogs, man.
00:02:43.300 With the bullies from Louisiana.
00:02:48.580 That's it.
00:02:49.140 Yeah, we out here.
00:02:52.060 Man, thank you so much, bro.
00:02:53.840 Honestly, I am so
00:02:55.000 This is the most excited I've been in a long time, I think, man.
00:02:59.000 I really am.
00:02:59.980 I'm excited.
00:03:00.540 Thank you for coming, man.
00:03:01.520 Thank you for having me, bro.
00:03:02.820 It's a pleasure to meet you, Theo.
00:03:04.600 Same.
00:03:05.180 Crazy guy.
00:03:06.400 So, you know, meeting a crazy guy.
00:03:08.860 Yeah.
00:03:09.080 Yeah, I think we're different kinds of crazy, huh?
00:03:13.580 I don't know, man.
00:03:14.540 I think you get down, bro.
00:03:16.700 I think you've gotten drunk at a bar and slapped somebody before.
00:03:20.940 Yeah, I mean, I've definitely
00:03:24.520 I've bitten people.
00:03:27.240 Oh, that's a good one.
00:03:28.160 I won't bite nobody.
00:03:29.220 Really?
00:03:29.600 I don't want to catch that.
00:03:30.640 Here, keep this up on you.
00:03:31.700 Sorry.
00:03:32.280 Oh, sorry.
00:03:33.040 So you won't bite?
00:03:34.000 Yeah, I don't bite, you know.
00:03:36.200 I mean, even though
00:03:36.940 I'm pretty sure I've had other people's blood in my mouth
00:03:39.780 but, like,
00:03:42.180 you know, we get tested to go to the fight.
00:03:44.640 Yeah.
00:03:44.980 So we're pretty clean athletes at that time
00:03:47.840 but, like, a random on the outside?
00:03:49.800 No, I can't be biting.
00:03:51.200 No.
00:03:51.560 I don't want to catch rabies.
00:03:53.200 Yeah.
00:03:53.980 Oh, they had a lot of rabies busts growing up.
00:03:55.800 You see somebody every now and then
00:03:57.120 rolling down the street, bro.
00:03:58.780 Licking, trying to lick their elbows and shit.
00:04:00.900 You knew that they had been
00:04:02.200 you know what I'm saying?
00:04:03.460 They'd been a little too close to a raccoon.
00:04:05.340 Yeah.
00:04:06.160 They've got a little dicey, man.
00:04:08.100 Man, I used to have a couple raccoons
00:04:10.280 that lived in my house.
00:04:12.400 Yeah?
00:04:12.860 Yeah, because we
00:04:13.520 my house in Flint, Michigan
00:04:15.140 and, you know,
00:04:17.240 that's a pretty crazy place up there
00:04:19.340 and I had a big hole
00:04:20.560 on the side of the house
00:04:21.620 and we had, like,
00:04:22.600 a blue tarp over it
00:04:23.700 and we had aluminum shingles
00:04:25.580 on the side of the house.
00:04:27.360 So,
00:04:28.480 I think
00:04:29.100 my dad told me
00:04:30.480 that someone stole them
00:04:31.360 but I think he took them.
00:04:32.480 Yeah.
00:04:32.660 and then
00:04:33.620 so then we had a big hole
00:04:35.400 in the house
00:04:35.980 and we used to have raccoons
00:04:37.300 in there sometimes.
00:04:38.240 It was cool, man.
00:04:39.120 Yeah.
00:04:39.520 We used to hang out.
00:04:40.600 Bro, I used to work
00:04:41.280 at this restaurant.
00:04:42.040 I was a busboy over there
00:04:43.340 and I did other things too.
00:04:45.380 I would sell a little bit of weed
00:04:46.760 but mostly I was doing dish work.
00:04:48.640 Yeah.
00:04:49.080 But
00:04:49.320 and when the chef would cook
00:04:52.100 duck
00:04:52.940 when they would make duck
00:04:54.040 they had loose floorboards
00:04:55.880 in the back of the restaurant
00:04:56.880 and they had a lot of raccoons
00:04:58.340 in the wall
00:04:58.960 and one of us busboys
00:05:00.520 would have to sit there
00:05:01.320 with a broomstick
00:05:02.380 because the raccoons
00:05:03.120 like the duck smell
00:05:04.280 so they'd come out the wood, bro
00:05:06.320 and I'd just sit there
00:05:07.200 and just beat them back in, dog.
00:05:08.820 Oh my God, that's crazy.
00:05:09.920 So, definitely.
00:05:11.300 That was a five-star restaurant
00:05:12.580 over there.
00:05:13.700 Over there it was, man.
00:05:15.040 Yeah.
00:05:15.300 It was, bro.
00:05:16.100 It really, really was.
00:05:17.760 Yeah.
00:05:18.640 Yeah, that was a five-star.
00:05:20.320 Down here in Florida
00:05:21.100 I seen something
00:05:22.020 with the Golden Corrals.
00:05:23.180 They put
00:05:23.760 they had all the food
00:05:25.660 on the trays
00:05:26.740 all the raw steak
00:05:28.800 at Golden Corral.
00:05:30.200 It's an all-you-can-eat spot
00:05:32.360 but like you go over
00:05:33.680 to the chef
00:05:34.220 and he'll cook a steak for you
00:05:35.640 and you can keep going back
00:05:36.760 and eat more steak.
00:05:38.020 People like it.
00:05:39.480 I haven't eaten there in years
00:05:40.800 but they used to keep
00:05:41.760 the meat outside
00:05:42.760 next to the dumpsters.
00:05:44.040 Uh-uh.
00:05:44.660 Yeah, they made like
00:05:45.600 a video about that
00:05:46.680 so I stopped eating there.
00:05:48.600 That's a storage issue.
00:05:50.360 Yeah, right?
00:05:51.200 You know, freezer.
00:05:54.260 Man, I'm so good.
00:05:55.360 I just, I'm honestly,
00:05:56.880 I'm excited.
00:05:57.600 I'm not that fun though.
00:06:00.200 I'm not that exciting.
00:06:01.280 I'm actually a really boring
00:06:02.620 like, you know,
00:06:04.540 solid, focused individual.
00:06:09.060 You're you though.
00:06:10.080 You're you.
00:06:10.560 Yeah.
00:06:11.180 You are you.
00:06:12.680 You couldn't be
00:06:13.760 any more you
00:06:15.040 I don't think.
00:06:15.820 People love you, bro.
00:06:17.200 Thank you.
00:06:17.940 People love you.
00:06:18.600 I'm grateful.
00:06:18.920 Well, I feel differently
00:06:20.560 a little bit.
00:06:21.880 About yourself and me?
00:06:22.500 I feel like there's a lot of hate.
00:06:23.600 Oh, really?
00:06:24.360 Yeah, just about myself
00:06:26.180 as far as like
00:06:26.940 what other people
00:06:27.820 seem to think
00:06:28.740 or act
00:06:29.300 or what they say.
00:06:30.960 Not that it matters
00:06:32.180 but like,
00:06:33.400 you know,
00:06:33.860 so
00:06:34.200 I'm 30 now.
00:06:36.360 I'm a little older
00:06:36.940 so
00:06:37.480 I'm trying to carry myself
00:06:39.940 in such a way
00:06:41.120 to be older,
00:06:41.960 to be wiser.
00:06:43.580 I'm not
00:06:43.900 being a fighter
00:06:45.240 it's like
00:06:45.720 I'm still young mentally
00:06:47.320 because like
00:06:47.980 I want to think about
00:06:48.980 having fun all the time
00:06:50.160 and then you gotta,
00:06:51.680 you know,
00:06:52.260 I look in the mirror
00:06:53.560 and I realize
00:06:54.240 or I see all the stuff
00:06:55.540 that people say
00:06:56.320 and I'm like
00:06:56.840 you know,
00:06:57.580 on one side
00:06:58.120 forget about that
00:06:59.620 but on the other side
00:07:00.860 it's like,
00:07:01.340 you know,
00:07:01.580 if they're right
00:07:02.200 you gotta take
00:07:02.800 constructive criticism
00:07:03.880 and you gotta take
00:07:05.040 a look in the mirror
00:07:05.980 and just,
00:07:06.700 you know,
00:07:06.940 I'm trying to be better
00:07:07.780 I'm trying to be an example
00:07:08.960 you know.
00:07:10.500 Yeah.
00:07:12.040 Was there kind of a moment
00:07:13.380 that changed
00:07:13.900 because you seem
00:07:14.820 from an outsider's perspective
00:07:16.140 you know,
00:07:16.520 I've just always been a fan
00:07:17.560 and you seem
00:07:19.240 a little different
00:07:21.640 over the past year or two
00:07:23.360 you seem a little bit
00:07:24.740 more
00:07:27.120 I don't know
00:07:28.880 you seem
00:07:29.380 I don't know
00:07:29.980 if it's more grown up
00:07:30.980 I don't want to say grown up
00:07:32.240 because
00:07:32.660 that's not it
00:07:34.540 I don't know
00:07:34.880 do you feel differently
00:07:36.000 over the past few years
00:07:36.860 and what's kind of changed
00:07:37.800 for you as a person?
00:07:39.600 Well,
00:07:39.900 I met my girl
00:07:40.780 and
00:07:41.800 well,
00:07:42.840 I met her years ago
00:07:43.920 actually
00:07:44.380 but like
00:07:45.180 when I went
00:07:46.020 back to her
00:07:47.180 and we started
00:07:48.280 making a family together
00:07:49.580 I noticed some things
00:07:52.100 about her
00:07:52.780 her character
00:07:53.740 that really just
00:07:55.140 made me like
00:07:56.040 you know
00:07:57.840 respect her
00:07:59.560 a lot
00:08:00.380 like she's the littlest
00:08:01.740 cutest little thing
00:08:02.960 but she's a savage
00:08:04.660 and you can't get
00:08:06.640 an emotion out of her
00:08:08.140 you can't get
00:08:08.860 nothing out of her
00:08:09.980 and I saw that
00:08:11.380 and I was like
00:08:12.120 these grown men
00:08:14.280 out here
00:08:14.660 be acting like
00:08:15.400 little babies
00:08:16.320 compared to my
00:08:17.820 tiny little girl
00:08:18.660 who then
00:08:19.100 you know
00:08:19.900 these are the type
00:08:20.660 of dudes
00:08:21.100 they'll cry
00:08:21.840 to somebody
00:08:23.160 but they're the same
00:08:24.900 ones who would
00:08:25.580 bully someone
00:08:26.220 that they can
00:08:26.840 dominate
00:08:27.280 right
00:08:27.880 so I try to be
00:08:29.500 this person
00:08:30.060 that you know
00:08:30.640 for the ones
00:08:32.180 who are weaker
00:08:32.780 even though
00:08:33.680 I like to do
00:08:35.040 I like to think
00:08:36.240 like a winner
00:08:36.980 I see what winners
00:08:38.020 do
00:08:38.280 I try to follow
00:08:39.120 winners
00:08:39.640 see what they're
00:08:40.680 doing
00:08:40.920 try to
00:08:41.440 you know
00:08:43.020 emulate that
00:08:44.300 in my own way
00:08:45.420 and
00:08:46.300 but I still
00:08:47.900 want to be that
00:08:48.460 guy for the
00:08:49.120 weaker people
00:08:49.780 the people
00:08:50.900 who can't
00:08:51.400 stand up for
00:08:51.820 themselves
00:08:52.260 the people
00:08:52.840 shoot
00:08:53.480 there was
00:08:53.800 somebody
00:08:54.100 just about
00:08:54.620 to get
00:08:54.880 into a fight
00:08:55.480 in their cars
00:08:56.820 there was
00:08:57.200 arguing
00:08:57.660 getting in
00:08:58.200 and out
00:08:58.460 of the car
00:08:58.940 arguing
00:08:59.440 blocking traffic
00:09:00.500 for everybody
00:09:01.180 trying to turn
00:09:01.880 right to come
00:09:02.540 here
00:09:02.720 and like
00:09:04.360 I was like
00:09:05.500 man
00:09:05.840 I was wondering
00:09:06.940 you know
00:09:07.980 if the guy
00:09:08.940 is fighting
00:09:09.520 a girl
00:09:10.060 you know
00:09:10.860 what would
00:09:11.320 happen
00:09:11.660 what would
00:09:12.040 I do
00:09:12.440 but
00:09:12.800 I just
00:09:13.460 drove
00:09:13.760 in the grass
00:09:14.660 past them
00:09:15.300 you know
00:09:15.940 and do you
00:09:16.700 think a few
00:09:17.060 years ago
00:09:17.360 you might have
00:09:17.860 got out
00:09:18.220 just to see
00:09:18.680 what was
00:09:18.960 going on
00:09:19.400 or no
00:09:19.700 but you're
00:09:20.160 right
00:09:20.440 if it's
00:09:22.360 not my
00:09:22.720 business
00:09:23.160 but if
00:09:24.100 I do
00:09:24.500 see a
00:09:24.920 guy
00:09:25.280 fighting
00:09:25.960 a girl
00:09:26.520 I would
00:09:27.620 probably
00:09:28.160 you know
00:09:28.920 help out
00:09:29.520 yeah
00:09:30.120 at least
00:09:30.760 investigate
00:09:31.460 yeah
00:09:31.960 who was
00:09:33.480 it
00:09:33.560 they were
00:09:33.780 talking
00:09:33.960 about
00:09:34.160 Kevin
00:09:34.420 Holland
00:09:34.780 keeps
00:09:35.380 saving
00:09:35.720 people
00:09:36.160 and then
00:09:36.880 Ben
00:09:37.100 Askreen
00:09:37.720 wants to
00:09:38.700 say that
00:09:39.880 he's paying
00:09:40.420 people to
00:09:41.200 do a crime
00:09:42.380 so that he
00:09:43.000 can hunt
00:09:43.420 them down
00:09:44.100 he's like
00:09:44.920 how does
00:09:45.220 this guy
00:09:45.600 get in
00:09:45.900 all these
00:09:46.200 troubles
00:09:46.540 because
00:09:46.940 you've
00:09:48.260 never
00:09:48.680 you know
00:09:49.440 wanted
00:09:49.840 any trouble
00:09:50.540 Ben
00:09:50.900 you never
00:09:52.980 did
00:09:53.380 yeah
00:09:53.620 Ben doesn't
00:09:55.020 look like
00:09:55.360 the guy
00:09:55.720 that's had
00:09:56.100 a lot
00:09:56.340 of trouble
00:09:56.740 really
00:09:57.080 huh
00:09:57.380 I mean
00:09:59.140 he's probably
00:09:59.480 had more
00:09:59.760 trouble
00:10:00.000 than me
00:10:00.440 when it
00:10:03.360 comes to
00:10:03.760 fighting
00:10:04.000 whatever
00:10:04.300 made you
00:10:05.060 want to
00:10:05.420 fight
00:10:05.620 if you
00:10:05.860 think
00:10:06.060 back
00:10:06.280 in your
00:10:06.500 life
00:10:06.880 did you
00:10:08.040 just
00:10:08.800 at a
00:10:09.760 certain age
00:10:10.260 start to
00:10:10.540 see
00:10:10.720 damn
00:10:11.220 I fight
00:10:12.060 or was
00:10:13.200 there
00:10:13.340 something
00:10:13.720 inside
00:10:14.280 of you
00:10:14.540 do you
00:10:16.100 know
00:10:16.240 what it
00:10:16.520 is
00:10:16.760 are you
00:10:16.920 able
00:10:17.060 to
00:10:17.180 get
00:10:17.420 a
00:10:17.540 look
00:10:17.720 at
00:10:17.940 it
00:10:18.040 whatever
00:10:18.640 that
00:10:18.920 is
00:10:19.280 my
00:10:21.200 dad
00:10:21.580 is
00:10:21.800 savage
00:10:22.460 really
00:10:23.080 he's
00:10:23.480 crazy
00:10:24.260 mofo
00:10:24.800 he's
00:10:25.240 probably
00:10:25.460 still
00:10:25.740 the
00:10:25.940 toughest
00:10:26.240 dude
00:10:26.600 I've
00:10:26.900 ever
00:10:27.120 seen
00:10:27.640 and
00:10:28.560 you know
00:10:29.560 he's
00:10:29.860 just
00:10:30.060 too
00:10:30.420 loose
00:10:31.220 cannon
00:10:31.640 so I
00:10:32.460 try to
00:10:32.760 take
00:10:33.020 that
00:10:33.400 and like
00:10:34.240 focus
00:10:34.680 it
00:10:35.020 right
00:10:35.540 into
00:10:36.040 the
00:10:36.840 the art
00:10:37.540 of
00:10:38.500 you know
00:10:38.860 being a
00:10:39.280 martial
00:10:39.540 artist
00:10:39.980 a fighter
00:10:40.540 a boxer
00:10:41.140 I really
00:10:42.120 like the
00:10:42.540 boxing
00:10:42.880 nowadays
00:10:43.480 especially
00:10:44.380 because I'm
00:10:44.780 doing it
00:10:45.280 yeah
00:10:45.580 yeah
00:10:45.800 I've always
00:10:46.200 wanted to be
00:10:46.700 a boxer
00:10:47.080 I like
00:10:47.480 the flash
00:10:48.260 the outfits
00:10:49.840 that they can
00:10:50.480 wear in the
00:10:51.080 ring
00:10:51.420 when the
00:10:52.280 UFC
00:10:52.620 takes
00:10:53.060 everybody
00:10:53.520 and they
00:10:53.860 try to
00:10:54.180 make them
00:10:54.500 look the
00:10:54.940 same
00:10:55.400 and then
00:10:55.880 you know
00:10:56.500 the grappling
00:10:57.040 breaks up
00:10:57.600 the fight
00:10:58.100 when boxing
00:10:58.740 is all
00:10:59.180 about
00:10:59.500 like
00:10:59.880 just
00:11:01.220 to me
00:11:02.140 I just
00:11:02.960 have the
00:11:03.480 word
00:11:03.720 swagger
00:11:04.280 in my
00:11:04.820 head
00:11:05.060 when I
00:11:05.380 think
00:11:05.600 of
00:11:05.760 boxing
00:11:06.100 you just
00:11:06.720 gotta
00:11:06.860 carry
00:11:07.180 yourself
00:11:07.540 with a
00:11:07.880 certain
00:11:08.080 demeanor
00:11:08.580 and
00:11:09.360 like I
00:11:10.940 said
00:11:11.140 my dad
00:11:11.800 was a
00:11:12.100 crazy
00:11:12.360 guy
00:11:12.900 did
00:11:13.340 you see
00:11:13.660 him
00:11:13.840 fight
00:11:14.060 growing up
00:11:14.520 did he
00:11:14.760 fight
00:11:15.060 um
00:11:16.180 I heard
00:11:18.060 stories
00:11:18.660 we got
00:11:19.160 in fights
00:11:19.660 with the
00:11:20.020 neighborhood
00:11:20.340 people
00:11:20.960 um
00:11:21.820 I saw
00:11:22.500 him
00:11:22.740 make people
00:11:23.720 back down
00:11:24.420 from fights
00:11:25.100 a lot
00:11:25.560 you know
00:11:26.420 he would
00:11:26.800 get in
00:11:27.040 people's
00:11:27.380 face
00:11:27.720 and be like
00:11:28.120 I'll bite
00:11:28.700 your nose
00:11:29.460 off
00:11:29.940 in their
00:11:32.600 yard
00:11:33.060 you know
00:11:33.400 what I'm
00:11:33.680 saying
00:11:33.920 I'm in
00:11:34.840 your yard
00:11:35.380 pussy
00:11:35.640 what are
00:11:36.020 you gonna
00:11:36.360 do
00:11:36.740 yeah
00:11:37.120 and uh
00:11:38.620 you know
00:11:39.100 he told
00:11:40.060 me
00:11:40.420 one time
00:11:41.420 we fought
00:11:41.840 like the
00:11:42.260 whole block
00:11:42.980 and like
00:11:43.680 I was trying
00:11:44.100 to break
00:11:44.400 it up
00:11:44.680 and I
00:11:44.940 I was
00:11:45.300 like
00:11:45.500 13
00:11:46.300 14
00:11:46.720 I was
00:11:47.360 just
00:11:47.560 getting
00:11:47.780 strong
00:11:48.280 and my
00:11:49.100 dad
00:11:49.360 I think
00:11:49.740 he was
00:11:50.080 drunk
00:11:50.320 and he
00:11:50.580 wanted
00:11:50.880 me
00:11:51.200 to fight
00:11:52.060 with him
00:11:53.440 with the
00:11:54.020 neighborhood
00:11:54.400 and um
00:11:55.880 I was trying
00:11:56.580 to break
00:11:56.960 it up
00:11:57.360 and he
00:11:57.880 got mad
00:11:58.300 at me
00:11:58.760 and then
00:12:00.120 because he
00:12:00.380 wanted you
00:12:00.720 in it
00:12:01.060 right
00:12:01.500 he wanted
00:12:01.960 me to
00:12:02.280 want to
00:12:02.700 do it
00:12:03.080 I guess
00:12:03.540 and like
00:12:04.380 you know
00:12:04.800 I was a
00:12:05.480 kid though
00:12:05.860 but uh
00:12:07.140 and I
00:12:08.160 think he
00:12:08.520 got arrested
00:12:09.040 that night
00:12:09.580 and he
00:12:09.940 he got out
00:12:11.240 the next
00:12:11.620 day
00:12:11.940 and he
00:12:12.640 said that
00:12:13.080 he was
00:12:13.700 talking trash
00:12:14.360 to the cops
00:12:14.900 all night
00:12:15.340 and that
00:12:16.220 they drove
00:12:16.720 into an
00:12:17.240 alley
00:12:17.540 and they
00:12:17.940 beat him
00:12:18.300 with their
00:12:18.640 nightsticks
00:12:19.380 in the
00:12:19.840 backseat
00:12:20.380 they opened
00:12:20.880 the backseat
00:12:21.480 and started
00:12:21.820 whooping his
00:12:22.320 ass
00:12:22.660 it's good
00:12:23.700 stories
00:12:24.280 man
00:12:24.580 it's good
00:12:25.020 bro
00:12:25.380 it probably
00:12:26.280 stung a little
00:12:27.480 but that's a
00:12:27.940 good story
00:12:28.500 yeah bro
00:12:29.160 we grew up
00:12:29.640 in my neighborhood
00:12:30.040 people are always
00:12:30.940 fighting bro
00:12:31.500 and it was a sign
00:12:32.560 of respect
00:12:33.000 like everybody
00:12:33.540 had their shirts
00:12:34.240 off all the time
00:12:35.180 dudes walking
00:12:36.120 around with like
00:12:36.680 those
00:12:36.900 do you ever see
00:12:37.420 the dude
00:12:37.680 with like
00:12:37.900 the semen arms
00:12:38.760 he just
00:12:39.040 walk
00:12:39.260 he just like
00:12:39.820 the only way
00:12:41.480 he know
00:12:41.780 how to move
00:12:42.340 he just
00:12:42.780 he never even
00:12:43.700 could lift his
00:12:44.240 arms up
00:12:44.740 they just
00:12:45.100 swinging in front
00:12:45.880 of him
00:12:46.100 we had that
00:12:46.580 kind of dude
00:12:47.300 we had a guy
00:12:48.700 who had down
00:12:49.280 syndrome bro
00:12:50.020 but they wouldn't
00:12:50.680 say he had it
00:12:51.520 bro so he was
00:12:52.240 always out there
00:12:52.900 fucking people up
00:12:53.920 bro thinking
00:12:54.420 he was in
00:12:54.900 regular education
00:12:55.920 we had like
00:12:57.660 uh
00:12:58.400 dude we had
00:12:59.800 like a whole
00:13:00.360 family was shirtless
00:13:01.480 bro
00:13:01.800 women all of them
00:13:03.000 the whole family
00:13:03.600 was shirtless
00:13:04.260 bro always
00:13:04.720 smoking in their
00:13:05.600 house bro
00:13:06.620 the children
00:13:07.200 were smoking
00:13:07.760 cigarettes
00:13:08.540 everybody was
00:13:09.520 out on the
00:13:09.960 block back
00:13:10.600 in the day
00:13:11.120 you know
00:13:11.380 what I mean
00:13:11.580 you had your
00:13:12.060 bicycle
00:13:12.600 you drove
00:13:13.180 to people's
00:13:13.740 houses
00:13:14.140 you knock
00:13:14.800 on their
00:13:15.180 door
00:13:15.740 and their
00:13:17.000 mama answered
00:13:18.100 the door
00:13:18.460 you like
00:13:18.940 damn
00:13:19.460 where your
00:13:19.880 son at
00:13:21.460 where your
00:13:21.900 son at
00:13:22.360 we got some
00:13:22.820 hoodlums
00:13:23.300 yeah we got
00:13:24.260 some shit
00:13:24.760 to do
00:13:25.320 bro
00:13:25.720 dude that was
00:13:27.620 so much
00:13:27.980 I miss that
00:13:28.820 kind of stuff
00:13:29.220 I forget about
00:13:29.920 that remember
00:13:30.340 how kind of
00:13:30.900 crazy it was
00:13:31.620 when you would
00:13:31.980 go to your
00:13:32.320 buddy's house
00:13:32.860 because that
00:13:33.820 determined your
00:13:34.360 whole day
00:13:34.840 if your friend
00:13:35.340 was home or not
00:13:36.040 it determined
00:13:36.480 how the rest
00:13:37.100 of your day
00:13:37.520 was gonna go
00:13:38.220 if you wasn't
00:13:39.040 home you had
00:13:39.400 to go back
00:13:39.760 to your
00:13:40.180 fucking house
00:13:40.860 bro
00:13:41.100 not always
00:13:41.640 it wasn't bad
00:13:42.660 but it wasn't
00:13:43.100 the same
00:13:43.440 as having
00:13:43.740 your buddy
00:13:44.240 you know
00:13:44.760 a couple
00:13:45.500 places
00:13:45.960 you know
00:13:46.400 I had a
00:13:46.820 couple
00:13:47.020 places
00:13:47.500 to go
00:13:47.800 I rode
00:13:48.160 my bike
00:13:48.660 miles
00:13:49.180 every day
00:13:49.820 all over
00:13:50.520 and uh
00:13:51.760 remember
00:13:52.660 I remember
00:13:53.240 playing
00:13:53.740 tackle
00:13:55.040 in the
00:13:56.140 grass
00:13:56.820 and two
00:13:57.620 hand
00:13:57.820 touching
00:13:58.140 the street
00:13:58.740 football
00:13:59.320 you ever
00:13:59.940 played that
00:14:00.440 yeah and the
00:14:00.800 car would
00:14:01.180 come and everybody
00:14:01.660 have to shut
00:14:02.180 it down
00:14:02.600 bro
00:14:02.780 everybody
00:14:02.980 call a car
00:14:03.520 driver
00:14:03.740 bro
00:14:04.720 the dude's
00:14:05.160 driving through
00:14:05.800 bro
00:14:06.060 it's not even
00:14:06.960 a gay dude
00:14:07.580 it's just a dude
00:14:08.360 with his wife
00:14:08.980 or something
00:14:09.520 you're like
00:14:10.260 this motherfucker
00:14:11.120 is ruining
00:14:11.700 our game
00:14:12.460 bro
00:14:12.700 people yelling
00:14:13.240 you queer
00:14:13.920 just down
00:14:14.380 the street
00:14:14.780 just you know
00:14:15.620 just back in
00:14:16.260 the day
00:14:16.600 this shit
00:14:16.820 was fun
00:14:17.480 bro
00:14:17.780 times
00:14:18.340 god it was
00:14:19.260 fun dude
00:14:19.760 times are
00:14:20.200 better now
00:14:20.800 though
00:14:21.180 yeah
00:14:21.500 well your
00:14:22.540 life's different
00:14:23.120 now
00:14:23.320 we have more
00:14:24.100 yeah you know
00:14:25.740 people say that
00:14:26.540 Joe Rogan
00:14:27.000 always says that
00:14:27.640 he's like
00:14:28.040 you know
00:14:28.400 we're at the
00:14:28.920 time where you
00:14:29.380 have access
00:14:29.880 to whatever
00:14:30.480 you want
00:14:31.200 you know
00:14:31.720 well that's
00:14:33.800 iffy
00:14:34.220 you know
00:14:34.860 yeah you can
00:14:35.480 go on google
00:14:36.140 and look something
00:14:37.080 up but then
00:14:37.900 like there's so
00:14:39.500 many scams
00:14:40.340 out there
00:14:40.920 right where's
00:14:41.380 the information
00:14:41.940 coming from
00:14:42.540 you don't know
00:14:42.900 what you
00:14:43.080 I always see
00:14:44.260 that meme
00:14:44.680 on instagram
00:14:45.200 it's like
00:14:45.860 you know
00:14:46.740 what you
00:14:47.040 order online
00:14:47.940 and it's like
00:14:48.780 it was like
00:14:49.560 the good
00:14:49.940 conor mcgregor
00:14:50.740 who knocked
00:14:51.260 out
00:14:52.100 aldo in 13
00:14:53.620 seconds
00:14:54.080 and then it's
00:14:54.500 like what
00:14:54.880 you get
00:14:55.340 it was like
00:14:55.960 you know
00:14:57.320 him sitting
00:14:58.400 on the floor
00:14:59.020 talking shit
00:14:59.660 to dust
00:15:00.160 yeah that's
00:15:03.640 true
00:15:03.820 everything you
00:15:04.720 get now
00:15:05.100 I feel like
00:15:05.460 it comes
00:15:05.760 from a
00:15:06.040 different
00:15:06.220 place
00:15:06.600 it's not
00:15:06.920 that
00:15:07.080 you know
00:15:07.580 it's interesting
00:15:08.300 I think
00:15:08.660 when a lot
00:15:09.120 of jobs
00:15:09.660 left America
00:15:10.500 for overseas
00:15:11.180 when they
00:15:11.400 started making
00:15:11.840 stuff in
00:15:12.320 factories
00:15:12.740 in other
00:15:13.080 countries
00:15:13.540 then the
00:15:14.920 pride
00:15:15.340 you lost
00:15:15.840 a lot
00:15:16.080 of pride
00:15:16.520 it used
00:15:16.880 to be
00:15:17.220 like
00:15:17.540 your dad
00:15:18.280 worked
00:15:18.580 at a
00:15:18.840 factory
00:15:19.220 or something
00:15:19.580 so when
00:15:20.000 that item
00:15:20.500 came off
00:15:20.900 the press
00:15:21.340 you had
00:15:21.620 you wore
00:15:22.280 my dad
00:15:23.020 made this
00:15:23.660 you know
00:15:23.880 people would
00:15:24.280 tell that
00:15:24.640 kind of
00:15:24.920 story
00:15:25.340 and now
00:15:26.440 it's like
00:15:26.700 we just
00:15:26.940 get it
00:15:27.200 from somewhere
00:15:27.660 we don't
00:15:27.980 know who
00:15:28.280 makes it
00:15:29.080 you know
00:15:29.600 somebody's
00:15:30.120 dad is on
00:15:30.640 damn
00:15:30.840 Percocet
00:15:31.320 all the
00:15:31.740 time
00:15:32.000 and you
00:15:32.220 don't even
00:15:32.520 know
00:15:32.720 what's
00:15:32.980 you know
00:15:33.340 I think
00:15:33.960 some of
00:15:34.260 the pride
00:15:34.680 is going
00:15:35.020 a little
00:15:35.340 bit
00:15:35.600 maybe
00:15:35.860 but
00:15:36.260 that could
00:15:37.000 be me
00:15:37.340 romanticizing
00:15:38.180 stuff
00:15:38.440 Americans
00:15:39.040 are tough
00:15:39.560 with that
00:15:40.040 though
00:15:40.360 right
00:15:40.920 like
00:15:41.280 like
00:15:42.920 I mean
00:15:44.780 who do we
00:15:45.940 got that
00:15:46.480 the Americans
00:15:47.040 really get
00:15:47.780 behind
00:15:48.300 as far as
00:15:49.560 you know
00:15:50.340 everything
00:15:50.640 leads back
00:15:51.660 to the
00:15:51.940 fight game
00:15:52.400 for me
00:15:52.760 it's like
00:15:53.200 Conor McGregor
00:15:54.260 has got
00:15:54.520 the Irish
00:15:55.260 people
00:15:56.040 they fly out
00:15:57.100 from Ireland
00:15:57.640 they go to
00:15:58.200 Vegas
00:15:58.540 they turn
00:15:59.380 up
00:15:59.660 they come
00:16:00.440 with thousands
00:16:01.180 and thousands
00:16:02.040 and they blow
00:16:02.760 up the stadium
00:16:03.800 Khabib
00:16:05.140 I mean
00:16:06.340 all the
00:16:07.360 Russian people
00:16:08.560 I mean
00:16:09.100 I don't know
00:16:09.820 how much
00:16:10.420 they trap
00:16:11.140 I mean
00:16:11.560 everybody knows
00:16:12.300 the Irish fans
00:16:13.120 the European fans
00:16:14.180 I'm excited
00:16:14.900 to go to London
00:16:15.820 shout out
00:16:17.160 Crypto Face
00:16:18.000 Market Cypher
00:16:18.680 real quick
00:16:19.160 I'm excited
00:16:20.620 to go to London
00:16:21.280 last time I was there
00:16:22.080 I had that big fight
00:16:22.920 with Danny Roberts
00:16:23.720 and that was a banger
00:16:25.120 because I just
00:16:25.920 I felt the swagger
00:16:27.300 in that fight
00:16:27.980 you know
00:16:28.220 that was like
00:16:29.100 your first half
00:16:29.760 of your UFC career
00:16:30.660 right
00:16:31.060 you fought two Roberts
00:16:32.180 it was my second fight
00:16:32.800 it was your second fight
00:16:33.540 there
00:16:33.780 so I was 9-0
00:16:35.080 with nine knockouts
00:16:35.920 after that one
00:16:36.860 and we went
00:16:37.760 to the third round
00:16:38.840 to the last minute
00:16:39.880 and then I got him
00:16:41.260 and it was a banger
00:16:42.500 the whole time
00:16:43.340 it was a good fight
00:16:44.160 so I mean
00:16:45.120 I'm looking to
00:16:46.160 you know
00:16:47.260 do that again
00:16:48.580 yeah what does that
00:16:49.640 feel like
00:16:50.000 so you're gonna be
00:16:50.920 heading over there
00:16:51.500 your family's gonna go
00:16:52.240 with you
00:16:52.640 yes actually
00:16:54.480 so I'm flying
00:16:55.540 to London tomorrow
00:16:56.940 and then I'll
00:16:58.280 I'll get there Monday
00:16:59.280 I guess I'm traveling
00:17:00.220 you know
00:17:00.640 all night tomorrow
00:17:01.760 and uh
00:17:03.220 for the presser
00:17:04.260 and the fight's
00:17:05.360 August 20th
00:17:06.520 and um
00:17:08.080 I'm gonna
00:17:09.080 my son's gonna
00:17:10.280 stay here
00:17:11.040 uh
00:17:11.780 nine hour flight
00:17:12.840 you know
00:17:13.540 I'm gonna bring my wife
00:17:15.260 and uh
00:17:16.560 we're gonna go
00:17:17.880 she's probably gonna
00:17:18.900 be in the corner
00:17:19.720 uh
00:17:20.800 with my other coach
00:17:22.340 my boxing coach
00:17:23.380 and um
00:17:24.280 I think his wife
00:17:25.400 might be going
00:17:26.140 so
00:17:26.480 we're gonna get
00:17:27.380 to see London
00:17:28.120 I went
00:17:28.920 last time I saw
00:17:29.580 Manchester
00:17:30.220 it was cool
00:17:31.420 to see
00:17:32.060 um
00:17:32.820 nothing like Florida
00:17:33.980 though
00:17:34.240 anywhere you go
00:17:34.980 in the world
00:17:35.420 I like Florida
00:17:36.240 um
00:17:37.160 you know
00:17:38.480 and
00:17:39.080 but
00:17:39.940 you know
00:17:40.820 shout out
00:17:41.440 England
00:17:42.300 I think they're gonna
00:17:43.020 bring the heat
00:17:43.660 those fans are intense
00:17:44.940 with when it comes
00:17:45.800 to fighting
00:17:46.220 they really show
00:17:46.920 out
00:17:47.080 over there
00:17:47.620 you get stadiums
00:17:48.620 with 60 to 90,000 people
00:17:51.260 for the fights
00:17:52.000 sometimes
00:17:52.720 yeah
00:17:53.340 for like Australia
00:17:54.360 I think they had
00:17:55.220 like 90,000 people
00:17:56.680 and you know
00:17:57.960 that's
00:17:58.320 anything that isn't
00:17:59.700 Florida
00:18:00.100 is like UK to me
00:18:01.460 right
00:18:01.940 if it's over there
00:18:03.280 it's all UK
00:18:04.040 Australia
00:18:04.620 it's UK
00:18:05.340 New Zealand
00:18:06.540 it's UK
00:18:07.320 and then there's Asia
00:18:10.120 yeah
00:18:10.600 that's how I feel
00:18:12.200 kinda
00:18:12.600 yeah sometimes I divide
00:18:14.040 yeah to me
00:18:14.860 like somebody in the
00:18:15.700 audience the other night
00:18:16.540 said they're
00:18:17.540 I don't know
00:18:17.860 what ethnicity
00:18:18.420 they were
00:18:18.860 but I didn't even
00:18:19.480 know it
00:18:19.920 you know
00:18:20.420 I said
00:18:20.940 I know black
00:18:21.880 and Mexican
00:18:22.520 that's the
00:18:23.020 and white
00:18:23.520 you know
00:18:24.420 and I know
00:18:24.760 it's kinda
00:18:25.160 whites are a little
00:18:26.200 Mexican
00:18:26.720 yeah
00:18:27.100 whites are getting
00:18:28.060 everybody's gonna
00:18:30.380 be beige bro
00:18:31.220 in about two more
00:18:31.940 generations
00:18:32.360 everybody's gonna
00:18:33.060 be beige man
00:18:33.920 good
00:18:34.380 yeah
00:18:34.780 and then it's
00:18:35.680 cause then all the
00:18:36.580 race stuff will be
00:18:37.260 gone
00:18:37.500 people can't even
00:18:38.400 you know
00:18:39.120 they're gonna be like
00:18:40.060 there's gonna be
00:18:40.800 something about a
00:18:41.560 freckle
00:18:42.140 or
00:18:42.340 you know
00:18:43.780 a limp
00:18:44.360 you gotta tan
00:18:45.680 or don't tan
00:18:46.680 yeah yeah
00:18:47.300 you can tell
00:18:48.320 who stays inside
00:18:49.380 in the AC
00:18:50.000 they got like a
00:18:51.060 a paleness
00:18:52.220 yeah
00:18:52.640 you know
00:18:53.140 oh yeah
00:18:53.640 you could tell
00:18:54.160 the sun makes me
00:18:54.860 feel good man
00:18:55.460 when I get out
00:18:56.080 in it bro
00:18:56.520 I feel like
00:18:57.060 God wants me
00:18:57.660 to be alive
00:18:58.260 that's what I feel
00:18:58.840 like when I get
00:18:59.360 in the sun
00:18:59.840 it's good for you
00:18:59.860 for sure
00:19:00.580 I'm a little
00:19:01.720 hungover today
00:19:03.120 but
00:19:03.460 really what'd y'all do
00:19:04.460 man I was just
00:19:05.540 playing video games
00:19:06.600 last night
00:19:07.160 I play this pirate
00:19:08.260 game it's fun
00:19:09.000 we sink people's shit
00:19:10.000 and steal their loot
00:19:10.840 what do you
00:19:11.600 what do you play it on
00:19:12.440 xbox
00:19:13.540 okay
00:19:14.100 I play with people
00:19:14.760 who are playing
00:19:15.340 on pc and stuff
00:19:16.500 yeah
00:19:16.800 I think they be
00:19:17.660 cheating
00:19:18.020 so we be winning
00:19:19.740 I'd be like
00:19:20.420 I'm here for it
00:19:21.900 let's go
00:19:22.800 be sinking their shit
00:19:24.540 stealing your booty
00:19:25.720 I'm a pirate legend now
00:19:28.080 that's real shit
00:19:28.960 I'm happy about
00:19:29.680 really
00:19:29.900 yeah I try to be
00:19:30.920 a pirate in real life
00:19:31.940 too
00:19:32.120 yeah yeah
00:19:32.580 gang bro
00:19:33.360 I know you guys
00:19:35.840 so I know you moved in
00:19:37.340 oh I want to tell you
00:19:38.200 I play Metroid Dread
00:19:39.260 on Nintendo Switch
00:19:40.720 I gotta get the Switch
00:19:42.600 just so I can play Pokemon
00:19:44.120 bro it's good
00:19:45.180 you like Pokemon
00:19:45.880 see I'm a grown ass man
00:19:47.160 but I still wanna play
00:19:48.120 little kid video games
00:19:49.280 oh same
00:19:49.880 I need a break
00:19:50.900 from reality sometimes
00:19:52.340 you know
00:19:52.640 oh I hate being an adult
00:19:53.980 I hate being an adult
00:19:55.160 sometimes
00:19:55.780 I mean I like being able
00:19:58.620 to drink alcohol
00:19:59.540 and smoke
00:20:00.300 and uh
00:20:01.340 you know
00:20:02.160 and sleep in
00:20:04.600 don't let no
00:20:05.660 you know
00:20:06.040 even though my wife's
00:20:07.120 gonna yell at me
00:20:07.780 I sleep in
00:20:08.600 she yells at me everyday
00:20:09.860 does she
00:20:10.480 but we have a good life
00:20:11.760 yeah
00:20:12.240 yeah
00:20:12.860 are you uh
00:20:14.180 did you ever believe
00:20:15.200 that you could be a family man
00:20:16.500 that you would have
00:20:17.180 that kind of life
00:20:17.760 was that something
00:20:18.320 in your head
00:20:18.840 that you didn't think of
00:20:19.780 or was it something
00:20:20.180 you always wanted
00:20:20.900 do you have any thoughts
00:20:21.640 on that
00:20:22.100 I remember a time
00:20:24.380 that I didn't want a kid
00:20:25.660 um
00:20:26.880 and now that I have a kid
00:20:28.960 I'm like
00:20:29.440 I remember that time
00:20:30.780 because
00:20:31.400 but
00:20:33.220 like I said
00:20:34.040 I'm older
00:20:34.540 I'm grown
00:20:35.060 so I don't need to be
00:20:36.120 getting shit faced
00:20:36.980 in the clubs
00:20:37.620 all the time
00:20:38.500 it's nice
00:20:39.220 when you
00:20:39.780 when you have a family
00:20:41.460 and you have to
00:20:42.680 you know
00:20:43.400 maybe once
00:20:44.660 month
00:20:45.520 or once every two months
00:20:47.240 you get that opportunity
00:20:48.560 and then when you go out
00:20:50.180 you only have a few hours
00:20:51.440 you gotta get back to the baby
00:20:52.640 so those
00:20:53.460 those few hours
00:20:54.840 you're going
00:20:55.540 a hundred
00:20:56.580 you know what I mean
00:20:57.480 then back in the day
00:20:58.460 it was like
00:20:59.000 you go
00:20:59.780 and you're like
00:21:00.320 sipping shots
00:21:01.300 you babysitting
00:21:02.240 and
00:21:02.600 you're like
00:21:03.480 you know
00:21:04.240 going half as hard
00:21:05.440 now we go hard
00:21:06.600 and we barely make it home
00:21:07.940 but bitch
00:21:08.400 we're waking up
00:21:09.800 the next day
00:21:10.560 and we're feeding
00:21:11.120 his little ass
00:21:11.880 and it's just
00:21:12.520 it's so much joy
00:21:14.240 from just looking at him
00:21:16.100 yeah
00:21:16.840 and I made him
00:21:18.160 with someone
00:21:18.660 that I just really
00:21:19.740 I just love
00:21:21.460 and respect
00:21:22.920 her beauty
00:21:24.180 and her like
00:21:25.040 I'm telling you
00:21:26.360 she's such a badass
00:21:27.660 she really is
00:21:28.800 it sounds like
00:21:29.200 she really has been
00:21:29.980 an inspiration
00:21:30.580 to you huh
00:21:31.440 it's cute
00:21:32.040 for when she yells
00:21:33.020 at me and stuff
00:21:33.880 I'm like
00:21:34.380 it's fun to fight
00:21:35.720 I think she likes
00:21:36.660 to fight with me too
00:21:37.760 yeah
00:21:38.160 it's funny
00:21:38.900 you know
00:21:39.380 yes she is
00:21:40.380 she is the ultimate
00:21:41.960 inspiration
00:21:42.640 her and my son
00:21:44.280 you know
00:21:44.720 and
00:21:44.980 our partners are first
00:21:47.340 our son
00:21:48.240 my son is amazing
00:21:49.400 he's everything
00:21:50.020 but he's going to be
00:21:50.760 a little shit
00:21:51.380 I already know
00:21:52.160 yeah
00:21:52.620 and he's going to have
00:21:53.480 to do his thing
00:21:54.420 and figure his shit
00:21:55.560 out in life
00:21:56.380 I'm going to help him
00:21:57.820 best I can
00:21:58.520 but he won't listen
00:21:59.460 you can be right there
00:22:00.780 telling him
00:22:01.380 look
00:22:01.960 you spell your name
00:22:03.160 like this
00:22:04.080 he's not going to
00:22:05.840 fucking do it
00:22:06.540 you know what I mean
00:22:07.300 he's not going to do it
00:22:08.240 I can try to guide him
00:22:09.320 all I want
00:22:10.040 but ultimately
00:22:11.200 he's going to listen
00:22:12.240 when I
00:22:12.900 when I
00:22:14.140 make him
00:22:15.300 you know
00:22:15.700 see that I'm not
00:22:17.060 really looking
00:22:17.820 right
00:22:18.360 when I'm not looking
00:22:19.460 he'll do his best
00:22:20.460 when I'm looking
00:22:21.540 he's like
00:22:22.100 he want to raise hell
00:22:24.660 he says little sentences
00:22:25.720 he'd be like
00:22:26.380 what is this shit
00:22:27.460 what is this shit
00:22:28.880 he'd be guessing
00:22:30.400 a little bit
00:22:31.040 he'd be like
00:22:31.480 who the fuck is this
00:22:32.660 I'd be like
00:22:33.700 yeah
00:22:34.260 hell yeah bro
00:22:37.080 oh and nothing better
00:22:38.300 than a little kid
00:22:39.060 that can fucking curse
00:22:40.060 bro
00:22:40.380 you know
00:22:40.980 better help
00:22:42.580 get help for yourself
00:22:44.080 if you need it
00:22:44.820 people need it
00:22:45.680 and you could be
00:22:46.240 one of those people
00:22:47.040 god we all need help
00:22:49.160 you know
00:22:50.160 I find myself
00:22:50.800 I'm going to therapy
00:22:51.400 twice a week right now
00:22:53.240 and that's okay
00:22:53.940 that's what I need
00:22:54.920 for myself
00:22:55.660 burnout
00:22:57.160 is a big thing
00:22:58.300 that's happened
00:22:58.780 especially
00:22:59.240 in this world
00:23:00.760 where we feel
00:23:01.400 like we constantly
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00:23:29.300 at night even
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00:23:39.080 burnout was just like
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00:23:40.880 god
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00:25:14.720 I missed
00:25:15.860 that shit
00:25:16.180 but I just
00:25:16.740 yeah it was
00:25:17.160 something about
00:25:17.580 being young
00:25:18.240 and I don't
00:25:19.160 know I always
00:25:19.620 think about
00:25:19.960 being young
00:25:20.460 I love that
00:25:21.000 kind of stuff
00:25:21.660 keep you know
00:25:23.320 keep the youth
00:25:24.480 inside
00:25:25.320 let it
00:25:25.800 let it
00:25:26.500 breathe
00:25:27.120 you know I
00:25:27.700 guess I
00:25:28.200 hear what you
00:25:29.040 saying with
00:25:29.460 that
00:25:29.760 it's important
00:25:31.020 but you also
00:25:32.200 have to mature
00:25:33.020 it's
00:25:33.360 everything in
00:25:34.260 life is a
00:25:34.800 line isn't
00:25:35.340 it you want
00:25:35.940 to be the
00:25:36.340 line you
00:25:36.820 don't want
00:25:37.100 to be on
00:25:37.480 either side
00:25:38.080 of it
00:25:38.540 but
00:25:39.380 what did
00:25:40.180 you start
00:25:40.540 to think
00:25:40.940 differently
00:25:41.340 was there
00:25:41.660 something else
00:25:42.200 that was
00:25:42.580 so you
00:25:43.080 obviously you
00:25:43.640 fell in it
00:25:44.220 you know you
00:25:44.660 felt you
00:25:45.140 found your
00:25:45.860 your girl
00:25:47.400 you really
00:25:48.140 admired her
00:25:49.060 was there
00:25:50.700 anything else
00:25:51.600 like when you
00:25:52.640 that helped
00:25:54.280 that kind of
00:25:54.900 helped you get
00:25:55.560 over to that
00:25:56.240 place because
00:25:56.580 I find myself
00:25:57.340 sometimes still
00:25:57.920 in a place of
00:25:58.540 wanting to be
00:25:59.240 not wanting to
00:26:00.320 grow up
00:26:00.800 you know
00:26:01.160 it's got to be
00:26:02.080 hard being a
00:26:02.740 comedian because
00:26:03.760 you know
00:26:05.020 everyone judges
00:26:07.160 so much of
00:26:08.240 what is said
00:26:09.480 and like
00:26:10.020 you know me
00:26:10.960 being a fighter
00:26:11.700 talking to
00:26:12.420 you
00:26:13.560 I've been
00:26:14.760 you know
00:26:15.260 with my girl
00:26:15.900 I think one
00:26:16.500 thing about her
00:26:17.080 is inspiring
00:26:17.760 is that she's
00:26:18.500 quiet
00:26:18.980 and
00:26:20.200 to me
00:26:22.880 I'm like
00:26:23.400 you know
00:26:24.360 sometimes
00:26:24.980 less
00:26:25.680 you know
00:26:26.680 not saying
00:26:27.220 anything at
00:26:27.800 all is the
00:26:28.340 best answer
00:26:28.960 but you
00:26:29.780 you have
00:26:30.360 to say
00:26:30.900 something
00:26:31.400 so
00:26:32.140 then you
00:26:33.160 come up
00:26:33.580 with these
00:26:34.100 these things
00:26:35.000 that you
00:26:35.420 say that
00:26:36.060 just send
00:26:36.740 people's heads
00:26:37.520 on a trip
00:26:38.280 trying to
00:26:39.140 figure out
00:26:39.660 what it is
00:26:40.340 exactly you
00:26:41.420 mean
00:26:41.820 if someone's
00:26:43.280 paying attention
00:26:43.920 that hard
00:26:44.380 but what you
00:26:44.940 say is
00:26:45.360 for people
00:26:45.820 who are
00:26:46.360 just trying
00:26:46.920 to enjoy
00:26:47.360 themselves
00:26:47.760 and
00:26:48.360 not focus
00:26:49.720 so much
00:26:50.340 on all
00:26:50.720 the BS
00:26:51.480 and
00:26:52.640 you know
00:26:54.420 it's
00:26:55.180 I guess
00:26:56.280 my point
00:26:56.820 is like
00:26:57.380 you know
00:26:58.320 it's got to
00:26:58.780 be hard
00:26:59.380 yeah I think
00:27:00.440 maybe you
00:27:00.780 want to stay
00:27:01.440 like in a
00:27:02.000 place where
00:27:02.420 you could
00:27:02.660 always joke
00:27:03.180 around
00:27:03.460 and I guess
00:27:03.940 that feels
00:27:04.680 most like
00:27:05.420 being a
00:27:06.260 kid
00:27:06.560 right
00:27:07.180 and when
00:27:07.780 you were
00:27:08.020 a kid
00:27:08.360 you were
00:27:08.660 fearless
00:27:09.120 oh man
00:27:10.100 you would
00:27:10.580 just let
00:27:11.100 anything
00:27:11.580 go
00:27:12.040 say whatever
00:27:13.100 the fuck
00:27:13.540 you wanted
00:27:13.920 to say
00:27:14.420 and now
00:27:15.280 I'm scrutinized
00:27:16.320 for everything
00:27:17.240 so
00:27:17.740 but I still
00:27:19.900 gotta find a way
00:27:21.000 to get my
00:27:22.020 message out there
00:27:22.960 and say it
00:27:24.120 in a way
00:27:24.620 that speaks
00:27:25.420 it can be
00:27:26.640 funny
00:27:26.980 and serious
00:27:27.860 I think
00:27:28.660 that's one
00:27:29.060 thing people
00:27:29.520 like about me
00:27:30.360 I be so
00:27:31.360 serious
00:27:31.840 and they're
00:27:32.320 like Mike
00:27:32.760 so funny
00:27:33.540 and I'm
00:27:33.960 like bitch
00:27:34.540 I was so
00:27:35.160 serious
00:27:35.720 I'm not
00:27:36.400 trying to
00:27:36.780 be funny
00:27:37.300 I think
00:27:38.140 it's a mix
00:27:38.640 I think
00:27:38.980 it's interesting
00:27:39.540 about a lot
00:27:40.160 of fighters
00:27:40.520 man
00:27:40.760 I noticed
00:27:41.180 was
00:27:41.540 I wish
00:27:43.420 sometimes
00:27:43.820 you got
00:27:44.200 to see
00:27:44.740 more
00:27:45.260 of fighters
00:27:46.400 personalities
00:27:47.140 some of the
00:27:47.760 guys I've
00:27:48.140 gotten to know
00:27:48.800 they have
00:27:49.580 some of the
00:27:50.780 guys have
00:27:51.100 really good
00:27:51.560 senses of humor
00:27:52.260 and people
00:27:52.720 don't know
00:27:53.200 it
00:27:53.320 people just
00:27:53.940 see them
00:27:54.300 as like
00:27:54.700 these
00:27:55.020 kind of
00:27:55.740 beasts
00:27:56.140 or these
00:27:56.560 like
00:27:56.920 savages
00:27:57.780 or these
00:27:58.160 creatures
00:27:58.620 you know
00:27:59.080 but sometimes
00:28:00.040 some of them
00:28:00.480 really have
00:28:00.800 the best
00:28:01.280 sense of humor
00:28:03.140 too
00:28:03.480 you know
00:28:04.000 fighters
00:28:04.400 I think
00:28:04.920 we're really
00:28:05.480 bipolar
00:28:06.180 I think
00:28:07.700 well I guess
00:28:08.360 you almost have to
00:28:09.000 because I don't
00:28:09.400 know how I could
00:28:10.020 go from a regular
00:28:10.900 moment to the
00:28:12.520 moments I see you
00:28:13.300 guys do
00:28:13.820 I guess
00:28:15.680 I mean
00:28:16.260 a lot of fighters
00:28:18.080 I've met
00:28:18.580 hung out with
00:28:19.320 you know
00:28:19.680 will be joking
00:28:20.540 and it's a good
00:28:22.180 time and then
00:28:23.220 in the blink of
00:28:24.900 an eye
00:28:25.460 they just do
00:28:27.060 like some
00:28:27.700 I mean
00:28:28.320 I feel like
00:28:28.860 people in general
00:28:29.740 do this though
00:28:30.640 where they're
00:28:31.060 really shit
00:28:31.640 they throw shade
00:28:33.820 or like
00:28:34.460 out of nowhere
00:28:35.340 you're like
00:28:35.760 what's that for
00:28:36.400 they just start
00:28:36.940 throwing hate
00:28:37.540 your way
00:28:38.040 or like
00:28:38.420 negative comments
00:28:39.400 or
00:28:40.000 they just switch
00:28:41.860 you see a smile
00:28:42.880 and you guys
00:28:43.580 are laughing
00:28:44.020 and having a good
00:28:44.580 time
00:28:44.920 and then all
00:28:45.400 of a sudden
00:28:45.800 they're like
00:28:46.340 like Kanye West
00:28:48.940 you know
00:28:49.240 he goes from
00:28:49.740 smiling
00:28:50.280 to him
00:28:50.700 he might be
00:28:52.140 quad polar
00:28:52.780 he might have
00:28:53.220 more poles
00:28:53.820 is that what
00:28:54.880 bi is
00:28:55.420 is two
00:28:55.820 I think bi is
00:28:56.700 two
00:28:56.920 yeah
00:28:57.160 I could see him
00:28:57.940 up in the ante
00:28:58.520 bro
00:28:58.820 I could see him
00:28:59.460 throwing three
00:29:00.040 or five
00:29:00.460 quad polar
00:29:02.680 quad polar
00:29:02.760 so man
00:29:06.360 you got
00:29:06.880 your life
00:29:08.420 changed
00:29:08.820 recently
00:29:09.580 with your
00:29:09.940 work
00:29:10.320 you are
00:29:10.900 now doing
00:29:11.640 bare knuckle
00:29:12.140 fighting
00:29:12.580 and you've
00:29:13.460 always been
00:29:13.920 a fighter
00:29:14.340 bro
00:29:14.600 watching you
00:29:16.480 is like
00:29:17.060 I could never
00:29:19.000 fight
00:29:19.400 you know
00:29:19.700 so to watching
00:29:20.360 you
00:29:20.840 I mean
00:29:21.360 you just
00:29:21.900 it's almost
00:29:22.340 like you want
00:29:23.180 all of
00:29:23.940 you want
00:29:24.420 every moment
00:29:25.260 of the fight
00:29:25.820 you know
00:29:26.240 like you
00:29:26.920 you just
00:29:27.540 don't
00:29:27.900 you just
00:29:29.020 I mean
00:29:30.020 you take
00:29:30.520 the punch
00:29:31.120 you just
00:29:31.580 fucking
00:29:32.140 ride
00:29:32.660 I mean
00:29:32.980 it's like
00:29:33.340 you were
00:29:33.640 riding
00:29:34.060 in that
00:29:34.540 that
00:29:35.020 I mean
00:29:35.820 it's a
00:29:36.120 dark
00:29:36.500 fucking lane
00:29:37.320 baby
00:29:37.460 well I've been
00:29:37.780 winning now
00:29:38.480 yeah no I know
00:29:39.560 I know
00:29:39.880 I'm in a good
00:29:40.340 mindset
00:29:40.760 good place
00:29:41.780 yeah
00:29:42.140 with the thought
00:29:43.000 of winning
00:29:43.480 and trying
00:29:44.640 to you know
00:29:45.180 I don't think
00:29:45.840 too hard about
00:29:46.460 trying to keep it
00:29:47.180 going
00:29:47.420 I just do me
00:29:48.440 right
00:29:48.880 and I'll be
00:29:49.780 ready to fight
00:29:50.560 when it's time
00:29:51.160 to fight
00:29:51.620 and what I
00:29:52.820 I just accepted
00:29:53.920 my place in life
00:29:54.980 I was like
00:29:55.620 first of all
00:29:57.000 how much longer
00:29:57.900 are they gonna
00:29:58.420 let me do
00:29:59.020 this shit
00:29:59.560 second
00:30:00.300 I'm doing
00:30:01.980 this shit
00:30:02.540 so why not
00:30:03.220 do this shit
00:30:04.060 stop
00:30:05.240 trying to
00:30:06.540 just
00:30:06.880 you know
00:30:07.800 fuck the
00:30:09.260 points
00:30:09.780 go for it
00:30:11.300 I used to
00:30:11.860 knock people
00:30:12.340 out
00:30:12.540 I don't know
00:30:12.940 what happened
00:30:13.360 I'm a little
00:30:13.800 older
00:30:14.240 but I feel
00:30:15.400 like I would
00:30:15.900 beat my
00:30:16.380 younger self
00:30:17.180 wow
00:30:17.640 but my
00:30:18.380 younger self
00:30:19.120 was such
00:30:19.800 a motherfucker
00:30:20.480 because he
00:30:21.220 just
00:30:21.540 I used to
00:30:22.120 just touch
00:30:22.760 people
00:30:23.200 and they
00:30:23.540 just
00:30:23.900 fucking
00:30:24.600 loopy
00:30:25.220 all over
00:30:25.680 the place
00:30:26.200 now
00:30:27.260 I crack
00:30:28.800 people
00:30:29.280 and they're
00:30:29.840 just like
00:30:30.300 keep coming
00:30:32.100 at me
00:30:32.460 I'm like
00:30:32.840 alright
00:30:33.420 fucking
00:30:34.560 I don't
00:30:35.060 know what
00:30:35.460 to do
00:30:36.040 but just
00:30:36.980 keep
00:30:37.580 doing it
00:30:38.600 just keep
00:30:39.500 doing it
00:30:40.000 hit him
00:30:40.420 and hit him
00:30:41.020 some more
00:30:41.420 if he's still
00:30:41.920 there
00:30:42.120 hit him
00:30:42.500 some more
00:30:43.060 you know
00:30:44.040 it's
00:30:44.460 what my
00:30:45.220 career has
00:30:45.720 kind of
00:30:46.020 taught me
00:30:46.440 just give
00:30:47.280 in
00:30:47.600 and be
00:30:48.420 all in
00:30:49.300 with what
00:30:50.200 you got
00:30:50.620 going
00:30:51.020 it seems
00:30:52.640 real
00:30:52.900 yeah
00:30:53.100 that seems
00:30:53.560 real obvious
00:30:54.080 man
00:30:54.280 I mean
00:30:54.460 you fucking
00:30:55.100 I watched
00:30:57.360 the last
00:30:59.400 fight
00:30:59.600 you had
00:30:59.800 was it
00:31:00.040 Lane
00:31:00.360 was it
00:31:00.660 the last
00:31:01.060 fight
00:31:01.240 you had
00:31:01.500 yeah
00:31:01.760 and
00:31:02.700 that was
00:31:04.080 your first
00:31:04.600 fight
00:31:05.160 in
00:31:05.600 bare knuckle
00:31:06.740 do you
00:31:07.520 it feels
00:31:08.260 like
00:31:08.540 from a
00:31:08.980 fan's
00:31:09.320 perspective
00:31:09.700 that that
00:31:10.260 sport
00:31:10.540 really
00:31:11.120 really
00:31:11.700 fits
00:31:12.160 you
00:31:12.480 do you
00:31:13.320 in hindsight
00:31:14.080 now
00:31:14.420 having to be
00:31:14.760 a few
00:31:15.100 months away
00:31:15.540 from the
00:31:15.920 fight
00:31:16.040 because
00:31:16.340 it's
00:31:16.600 legit
00:31:17.060 it's
00:31:17.300 boxing
00:31:18.920 it's
00:31:19.480 clean
00:31:19.840 they let us
00:31:20.500 wrestle a
00:31:21.020 little bit
00:31:21.680 there's no
00:31:22.580 need to
00:31:22.960 slow the
00:31:23.340 fight down
00:31:23.760 and go
00:31:24.000 all the
00:31:24.240 way to
00:31:24.460 the ground
00:31:24.880 and
00:31:25.900 you know
00:31:27.060 I mean
00:31:27.680 that was
00:31:28.000 Lane's
00:31:28.480 like 9th
00:31:28.980 or 10th
00:31:29.600 bare knuckle
00:31:30.100 fight
00:31:30.500 by my
00:31:31.640 9th or
00:31:32.140 10th
00:31:32.500 bare knuckle
00:31:32.880 fight
00:31:33.300 my knowledge
00:31:34.280 of the
00:31:34.720 sport
00:31:35.160 you know
00:31:35.580 what I
00:31:35.760 mean
00:31:35.900 he taught
00:31:36.360 me a
00:31:36.700 couple
00:31:36.900 of things
00:31:37.460 but I
00:31:38.220 was still
00:31:38.560 the better
00:31:38.940 boxer
00:31:39.380 and
00:31:40.320 it's
00:31:41.900 just so
00:31:42.600 there's
00:31:43.440 something
00:31:43.720 about these
00:31:44.380 naked
00:31:44.800 fists
00:31:45.460 in a
00:31:46.160 real fight
00:31:46.840 against
00:31:47.140 another
00:31:47.480 professional
00:31:48.200 that lets
00:31:49.300 you know
00:31:49.800 yeah
00:31:50.640 if you
00:31:51.700 get
00:31:51.860 touched
00:31:52.180 you're
00:31:52.420 going
00:31:52.500 to
00:31:52.620 bleed
00:31:52.900 and
00:31:53.420 if
00:31:53.580 you
00:31:53.720 touch
00:31:54.080 them
00:31:54.420 make
00:31:54.700 sure
00:31:55.260 they
00:31:55.520 bleed
00:31:55.980 and
00:31:56.780 you know
00:31:57.640 just keep
00:31:58.220 putting it
00:31:59.420 on them
00:31:59.900 you know what I'm saying
00:32:00.540 that's my idea
00:32:01.520 with this shit
00:32:02.680 it's real as fuck
00:32:03.580 and I really enjoy that
00:32:05.080 aspect of it
00:32:06.480 it's almost as real
00:32:08.680 as you could get
00:32:09.440 bro
00:32:09.740 I mean
00:32:10.600 they got people
00:32:11.280 out there
00:32:11.800 I mean
00:32:12.080 that shit
00:32:12.500 it just
00:32:13.340 seemed like
00:32:13.760 a civil war
00:32:14.720 you know
00:32:14.940 some of it
00:32:15.420 looks like
00:32:16.000 just something
00:32:17.120 you'd see
00:32:17.480 in a damn
00:32:17.860 horror flick
00:32:18.740 yeah
00:32:19.220 I feel like
00:32:19.920 some of the
00:32:20.400 matchups
00:32:21.040 I feel like
00:32:23.240 people get lucky
00:32:23.980 with matchups
00:32:24.660 a lot
00:32:25.120 I feel like
00:32:26.140 I fight
00:32:26.600 pretty good
00:32:27.800 people
00:32:28.260 and I'm
00:32:29.640 a motherfucker
00:32:30.200 too
00:32:30.560 like you know
00:32:31.160 I don't see
00:32:31.740 someone
00:32:32.200 really
00:32:32.780 we haven't got
00:32:35.680 the contracts
00:32:36.320 necessarily yet
00:32:37.420 and we'll see
00:32:38.520 who shows up
00:32:39.340 I'll be ready
00:32:40.120 to fight in London
00:32:40.960 on fight day
00:32:41.820 I'll be ready
00:32:43.320 I was supposed
00:32:44.060 to be ready
00:32:44.560 for a fight
00:32:45.060 last night
00:32:45.560 bare knuckle
00:32:46.040 had fights
00:32:46.520 last night
00:32:46.980 in Hollywood
00:32:47.460 Florida
00:32:47.960 June 24th
00:32:49.340 that was last night
00:32:50.260 and
00:32:50.980 I was ready
00:32:52.440 and
00:32:53.300 you know
00:32:54.120 I was supposed
00:32:54.660 to possibly
00:32:55.240 be fighting
00:32:55.900 other people
00:32:57.020 end up fighting
00:32:57.740 because they
00:32:58.440 used me
00:32:59.060 as a business
00:32:59.620 token
00:33:00.040 and they were like
00:33:01.040 let's do some
00:33:01.720 big shit
00:33:02.360 and
00:33:03.320 they loved me
00:33:04.180 over in England
00:33:04.760 since my
00:33:05.320 Danny Roberts
00:33:05.880 fight
00:33:06.120 it'd be a pleasure
00:33:06.720 to go back
00:33:07.340 and you know
00:33:08.160 have another
00:33:08.880 crazy fight
00:33:09.580 there
00:33:09.920 and
00:33:10.620 you know
00:33:12.540 I just
00:33:13.060 stay ready
00:33:15.140 for my
00:33:15.580 opportunities
00:33:16.300 to put
00:33:17.280 these paws
00:33:17.860 on motherfuckers
00:33:18.660 yeah
00:33:19.100 yeah
00:33:19.660 fuck yeah
00:33:20.240 dude
00:33:20.600 I wanna
00:33:21.300 fucking punch
00:33:21.860 somebody
00:33:22.320 you can punch
00:33:23.480 me
00:33:23.780 nah
00:33:24.200 bro
00:33:24.820 I don't know
00:33:25.200 you can punch
00:33:25.500 me bro
00:33:25.880 it's cool bro
00:33:27.260 nah
00:33:28.160 stomach
00:33:28.560 or in the face
00:33:29.340 I mean the face
00:33:30.100 I might bleed
00:33:31.100 so
00:33:31.500 nah
00:33:32.120 you can do
00:33:32.580 like a belly
00:33:33.420 shot
00:33:33.800 I don't know
00:33:34.760 if I could do
00:33:35.200 you think I could do
00:33:35.700 I could do
00:33:35.980 probably pretty good
00:33:36.840 you think
00:33:37.200 you know bro
00:33:40.000 what do I do
00:33:40.460 just hit you
00:33:41.020 damn
00:33:43.200 bro
00:33:44.300 that was good
00:33:45.580 he pulled his
00:33:46.180 punch a little bit
00:33:46.880 I think
00:33:47.240 but damn bro
00:33:48.760 that's crazy
00:33:50.120 dog
00:33:50.760 that's
00:33:51.920 look at you
00:33:52.420 smiling
00:33:53.040 that's a good shot
00:33:53.880 that's a good shot
00:33:55.260 man
00:33:55.520 he pulled the punch
00:33:57.080 awesome bro
00:33:57.740 I don't know
00:33:58.600 I don't know
00:33:58.620 if I pulled it
00:33:59.140 or not
00:33:59.460 man
00:33:59.640 well I have
00:34:00.200 dreams
00:34:00.480 you're the most
00:34:00.740 famous person
00:34:01.380 who's ever
00:34:01.780 punched me
00:34:02.320 really
00:34:02.640 yeah for sure
00:34:03.680 oh we could get
00:34:04.340 some
00:34:04.480 dude I can
00:34:05.740 I'm gonna text
00:34:06.720 some people then
00:34:07.360 next time
00:34:07.800 we're at your
00:34:08.080 fights
00:34:08.300 I think I can
00:34:08.660 get Jared Leto
00:34:09.260 to punch you
00:34:09.740 Michael J. White
00:34:10.540 probably wants
00:34:11.100 to punch me
00:34:11.700 really
00:34:12.120 I feel like
00:34:12.680 you're more
00:34:12.980 famous than him
00:34:13.620 though
00:34:13.740 but he's been
00:34:14.280 in a bunch
00:34:14.660 of shitty
00:34:15.080 Netflix movies
00:34:16.080 Michael J. White
00:34:17.540 Michael J. White
00:34:18.420 he
00:34:19.760 he been in some
00:34:21.320 I mean
00:34:21.940 I remember
00:34:22.560 Blood and Bone
00:34:23.300 was a good movie
00:34:24.080 he had good
00:34:25.760 choreography
00:34:27.740 movie shit
00:34:28.420 and he
00:34:29.680 you know
00:34:31.440 me and him
00:34:31.900 had a
00:34:32.360 I just
00:34:34.760 got mad at him
00:34:35.600 because I felt
00:34:36.340 like he was
00:34:36.760 talking trash
00:34:37.320 about Kimbo
00:34:38.000 Slice
00:34:38.640 after Kimbo
00:34:39.660 passed away
00:34:40.380 saying how
00:34:41.400 he was teaching
00:34:42.000 Kimbo this
00:34:42.700 and how Kimbo
00:34:43.420 was like
00:34:43.920 so
00:34:44.220 anyways
00:34:45.640 I just
00:34:48.800 you know
00:34:49.360 I cussed him
00:34:50.440 out
00:34:50.800 and
00:34:51.760 then
00:34:52.940 I went
00:34:54.100 too far
00:34:54.760 when you're
00:34:56.340 dealing with
00:34:56.760 these people
00:34:57.380 who got
00:34:58.220 money
00:34:58.600 they're
00:34:59.640 they're a big
00:35:00.440 deal
00:35:00.740 or an
00:35:01.000 opportunity
00:35:01.520 and
00:35:02.200 and you know
00:35:02.820 I fucked
00:35:03.940 things up
00:35:04.380 like that
00:35:04.760 in my past
00:35:05.420 but
00:35:05.760 you know
00:35:06.800 and I
00:35:07.500 kind of
00:35:07.800 got mad
00:35:08.240 at him
00:35:08.620 and
00:35:08.820 you know
00:35:09.320 I brought
00:35:09.660 the real
00:35:10.040 fight out
00:35:10.680 and talked
00:35:11.120 some shit
00:35:11.580 that maybe
00:35:11.960 I shouldn't
00:35:12.380 have said
00:35:12.700 or whatever
00:35:13.140 but
00:35:13.500 you know
00:35:14.600 so
00:35:14.920 maybe
00:35:15.580 if we can
00:35:17.200 make that
00:35:17.600 Michael J. White
00:35:18.360 fight happen
00:35:18.920 I'll fight him
00:35:19.520 anytime
00:35:19.960 he's a heavyweight
00:35:20.980 and he's a movie
00:35:22.020 actor
00:35:22.440 and he
00:35:22.820 want to act
00:35:23.680 like
00:35:23.960 and tell people
00:35:24.780 that he's a real
00:35:25.500 fighter
00:35:25.860 you know
00:35:27.520 I'll fight any
00:35:28.300 real fighter
00:35:28.900 and I'm gonna
00:35:29.420 fight real
00:35:29.980 fighters
00:35:30.300 I know
00:35:30.760 the movie
00:35:31.240 guys ain't
00:35:31.740 gonna be
00:35:32.020 there
00:35:32.300 they ain't
00:35:32.760 for it
00:35:33.840 they don't
00:35:34.120 want the
00:35:34.480 smoke
00:35:34.840 I'm gonna
00:35:35.780 keep fighting
00:35:36.320 I'm only
00:35:36.800 30
00:35:37.260 by the time
00:35:38.020 I'm 45
00:35:38.660 I would have
00:35:40.440 the record
00:35:41.380 and
00:35:42.020 what's the
00:35:45.440 word
00:35:45.820 attributes
00:35:46.940 or whatever
00:35:47.760 of Mike Tyson
00:35:48.760 cause I
00:35:50.380 just
00:35:50.760 who gets down
00:35:51.440 like me
00:35:52.000 I don't know
00:35:52.500 anyone
00:35:52.900 nobody
00:35:53.440 gets down
00:35:54.080 like me
00:35:54.580 yeah
00:35:55.020 I mean
00:35:55.400 I don't
00:35:55.640 nobody
00:35:56.680 can think
00:35:57.480 of a fan
00:35:57.960 you know
00:35:59.120 John Jones
00:36:01.300 he's a savage
00:36:02.840 did you know
00:36:03.340 Kimbo
00:36:03.620 did you know him
00:36:04.320 no I never
00:36:05.140 got to meet him
00:36:05.780 but I
00:36:06.240 loved watching him
00:36:07.380 on the Ultimate
00:36:07.860 Fighter
00:36:08.300 and Tough
00:36:08.940 and I got to
00:36:10.220 meet Rampage
00:36:11.020 who
00:36:11.240 you know
00:36:12.280 if you watch
00:36:13.080 that when Rampage
00:36:14.100 met Kimbo
00:36:14.620 Rampage
00:36:15.080 you're like
00:36:15.360 oh Kimbo's
00:36:16.240 on my team
00:36:17.180 Rampage
00:36:18.480 is just
00:36:19.000 cool and funny
00:36:19.920 he used to
00:36:20.260 bang this chick
00:36:20.840 I knew
00:36:21.240 she was cool
00:36:22.020 she's a nice girl
00:36:22.680 Rampage
00:36:22.960 bang a lot
00:36:23.740 of chicks
00:36:24.120 yeah
00:36:24.480 that's pretty
00:36:25.320 savage
00:36:25.980 who was the
00:36:26.660 yeah I wonder
00:36:27.240 what UFC guy
00:36:28.480 has had the most
00:36:29.220 prolific luck
00:36:29.960 with women
00:36:30.400 over the years
00:36:31.020 probably
00:36:31.380 me
00:36:33.800 oh
00:36:34.580 well you got
00:36:35.800 a beautiful wife
00:36:36.500 you right man
00:36:37.220 so you won
00:36:38.040 and
00:36:38.720 you won
00:36:39.960 I mean
00:36:40.340 they say GSP
00:36:41.540 oh really
00:36:43.220 they say
00:36:43.660 he's like
00:36:44.100 a little whore
00:36:44.820 damn
00:36:45.500 I could see
00:36:47.240 him being in there
00:36:48.100 just fucking
00:36:49.560 he
00:36:50.760 you know
00:36:53.680 I bet
00:36:54.260 he's ate
00:36:54.740 some nasty
00:36:55.460 crotches
00:36:56.040 I bet
00:36:58.120 he probably
00:36:58.360 eats it
00:36:58.620 from behind
00:36:59.080 some people
00:36:59.460 eat it
00:36:59.660 from behind
00:37:00.220 I feel like
00:37:00.780 if GSP
00:37:01.320 eats crotch
00:37:02.400 he'd be like
00:37:03.360 oh
00:37:04.500 really
00:37:05.180 like he tries
00:37:07.740 to stay far
00:37:08.440 away from it
00:37:09.000 like I gotta
00:37:09.420 keep my face
00:37:10.160 out of that
00:37:10.640 yeah
00:37:11.580 yeah
00:37:11.900 and she'd be like
00:37:12.760 do it
00:37:13.400 yeah
00:37:14.580 she wants
00:37:14.980 to grab
00:37:15.340 you're tough
00:37:15.840 do it
00:37:16.400 and he's like
00:37:16.860 ah
00:37:17.580 that's how
00:37:18.800 GSP
00:37:19.360 he's crying
00:37:20.140 I'm gonna get
00:37:24.920 a tour
00:37:25.460 I'm gonna get
00:37:26.360 a tour
00:37:26.760 dude you're
00:37:27.860 making me laugh
00:37:28.520 thanks man
00:37:29.340 who else
00:37:31.640 would be good
00:37:32.120 so having
00:37:32.500 I know you
00:37:33.220 just have a new
00:37:33.740 experience in a
00:37:34.300 bare knuckle
00:37:34.540 fighting in that
00:37:35.260 group
00:37:35.520 I know that
00:37:36.240 it's not new
00:37:36.740 in your life
00:37:37.300 but is there
00:37:37.940 another
00:37:38.260 are there other
00:37:38.780 UFC guys
00:37:39.540 that you
00:37:39.860 think like
00:37:40.400 oh man
00:37:40.980 they don't
00:37:41.360 realize
00:37:41.680 they might
00:37:42.160 really
00:37:42.660 really dig
00:37:43.320 this shit
00:37:43.780 over here
00:37:44.380 oh man
00:37:46.600 you know
00:37:49.260 I think
00:37:50.880 what's cool
00:37:53.320 about it
00:37:53.940 is that
00:37:54.860 it keeps
00:37:55.680 my
00:37:56.660 my grittiness
00:37:58.140 it makes you
00:37:59.420 think more
00:38:00.160 gritty
00:38:00.620 it's like
00:38:01.620 if you're in a
00:38:02.740 fight and someone
00:38:03.300 pulls out a gun
00:38:04.380 you're involved
00:38:05.600 in some real
00:38:06.560 shit
00:38:07.100 some street
00:38:08.580 shit
00:38:08.920 UFC
00:38:09.980 the people
00:38:12.000 who are in
00:38:12.540 it
00:38:12.680 they want
00:38:13.140 to think
00:38:13.620 and you
00:38:14.460 have to
00:38:14.860 believe
00:38:15.220 that you're
00:38:16.160 special
00:38:16.660 or you're
00:38:17.680 high up
00:38:18.300 you're classy
00:38:19.880 you want to
00:38:20.560 become this
00:38:21.320 image of
00:38:22.340 you know
00:38:22.960 just
00:38:23.360 all the popular
00:38:24.780 brands
00:38:25.440 or you know
00:38:26.740 you want
00:38:27.340 your sponsors
00:38:28.120 and you want
00:38:29.560 the marketing
00:38:30.140 and everything
00:38:30.760 to be so
00:38:31.340 professional
00:38:31.960 and
00:38:33.140 I want
00:38:34.860 to take
00:38:35.260 the sport
00:38:35.880 of bare
00:38:36.240 knuckle
00:38:36.480 boxing
00:38:36.900 and make
00:38:37.360 it that
00:38:37.760 you know
00:38:38.320 make it
00:38:38.700 more
00:38:38.940 professional
00:38:40.060 pristine
00:38:40.840 and like
00:38:41.540 Louis Vuitton
00:38:42.760 and
00:38:43.620 or Burberry
00:38:46.280 you know
00:38:47.440 I
00:38:49.720 you know
00:38:50.460 I don't know
00:38:51.240 that's the thing
00:38:52.100 about it
00:38:52.540 that's where
00:38:52.980 it really
00:38:53.280 does fit
00:38:53.920 me
00:38:54.120 is because
00:38:54.540 this shit
00:38:54.900 is so real
00:38:55.520 you tell me
00:38:57.220 someone that
00:38:57.900 you think
00:38:58.360 wants this
00:38:58.880 fucking shit
00:38:59.520 no no
00:39:00.040 they don't want
00:39:00.860 this
00:39:01.020 they want
00:39:01.340 to keep
00:39:01.580 their little
00:39:01.920 four ounce
00:39:02.420 gloves on
00:39:03.140 and their
00:39:03.860 hands padded
00:39:04.780 and they
00:39:05.620 want to
00:39:06.500 not get
00:39:06.940 cut so much
00:39:08.020 when they
00:39:08.500 fight
00:39:08.880 yeah
00:39:09.380 you get
00:39:10.060 the air
00:39:10.980 goes by
00:39:11.620 in there
00:39:12.000 but you
00:39:12.320 believe it
00:39:12.940 damn
00:39:13.200 yeah
00:39:13.460 oh yeah
00:39:13.820 it's like
00:39:14.260 a real
00:39:14.660 donorship
00:39:15.280 in there
00:39:15.840 it's like
00:39:16.420 an emergency
00:39:16.940 room
00:39:17.300 it looked
00:39:17.600 like a
00:39:17.820 halfway
00:39:18.160 house
00:39:18.600 it looked
00:39:19.300 like a
00:39:19.520 halfway
00:39:19.740 house
00:39:19.980 at an
00:39:20.200 emergency
00:39:20.560 room
00:39:20.920 every one
00:39:21.440 of them
00:39:21.700 fights
00:39:22.100 bro
00:39:22.380 damn
00:39:22.900 that shit
00:39:24.820 looked like
00:39:25.140 a narcotics
00:39:25.840 anonymous
00:39:26.380 meeting
00:39:26.900 bro
00:39:27.260 where people
00:39:28.020 broke out
00:39:28.600 swords and
00:39:29.260 shit
00:39:29.500 that shit
00:39:29.900 looked fucking
00:39:30.440 dangerous
00:39:31.120 man
00:39:31.540 I don't know
00:39:33.320 who would
00:39:33.620 I respect
00:39:34.120 those fucking
00:39:34.840 guys
00:39:35.020 they look
00:39:36.380 like shit
00:39:37.180 a lot of
00:39:38.000 the time
00:39:38.520 when they
00:39:39.020 get in there
00:39:39.440 and fight
00:39:39.760 sometimes you
00:39:40.560 see a little
00:39:41.200 star glisten
00:39:42.180 you see a
00:39:43.320 little shine
00:39:43.980 from one of
00:39:44.700 these
00:39:45.000 a lot of
00:39:47.040 the fighters
00:39:47.480 in there
00:39:47.860 look like
00:39:48.580 you know
00:39:49.500 drug addicts
00:39:50.820 or like
00:39:51.340 people who
00:39:51.820 just had
00:39:52.260 hard shit
00:39:53.020 in life
00:39:53.440 but they
00:39:54.160 got the
00:39:54.540 balls to
00:39:55.020 go in
00:39:55.420 there and
00:39:55.760 do it
00:39:56.200 and they're
00:39:56.960 doing it
00:39:57.380 for like
00:39:57.800 twenty dollars
00:39:59.380 they're
00:40:00.700 fighting for
00:40:01.260 damn near
00:40:01.880 nothing
00:40:02.300 you gotta
00:40:04.480 build up
00:40:05.260 and obviously
00:40:06.020 the competition's
00:40:07.220 not as
00:40:08.800 solid as
00:40:10.400 like someone
00:40:11.020 who's getting
00:40:11.480 paid a lot
00:40:11.960 more for it
00:40:12.680 so then you're
00:40:14.340 in there with
00:40:14.780 a dangerous
00:40:15.320 opponent but
00:40:16.160 you know
00:40:17.220 I respect
00:40:18.560 all these
00:40:19.360 fucking different
00:40:20.000 types of people
00:40:20.740 that I see
00:40:21.640 because I'm like
00:40:22.460 man you
00:40:22.920 real talk
00:40:23.780 you got some
00:40:24.380 balls
00:40:24.800 shout out
00:40:27.480 Britton Hart
00:40:28.100 man she
00:40:28.600 fought last
00:40:29.240 night she
00:40:29.640 got the
00:40:30.040 win and
00:40:31.080 I've seen
00:40:31.660 this sport
00:40:32.300 I've seen
00:40:32.800 her change
00:40:33.800 in this
00:40:34.260 sport before
00:40:34.740 I entered
00:40:35.280 this sport
00:40:35.700 I saw
00:40:36.100 her she
00:40:36.720 was such
00:40:37.520 a savage
00:40:38.280 girl screaming
00:40:39.480 at people
00:40:40.380 cussing them
00:40:41.480 out saying
00:40:42.100 mean things
00:40:43.180 and then I
00:40:43.860 met her at
00:40:44.340 my debut
00:40:44.980 and she
00:40:47.360 was trying
00:40:47.860 to be more
00:40:48.780 professional
00:40:49.400 you know
00:40:49.960 what I mean
00:40:50.460 it was cool
00:40:51.880 to see
00:40:52.240 it's interesting
00:40:53.200 you start to
00:40:53.660 notice that
00:40:54.080 in other
00:40:54.340 people
00:40:54.660 that's
00:40:55.020 interesting
00:40:55.420 huh
00:40:55.680 it's interesting
00:40:56.200 how if we
00:40:56.780 kind of are
00:40:57.340 able to have
00:40:57.840 some change
00:40:58.360 in our life
00:40:58.820 in some way
00:40:59.240 then we'll
00:40:59.500 start seeing
00:41:00.020 it like in
00:41:00.400 other people
00:41:00.820 it's interesting
00:41:01.540 does she
00:41:02.780 do you think
00:41:05.100 it's as
00:41:06.220 that that
00:41:06.940 sport is as
00:41:08.200 just the same
00:41:09.560 for women
00:41:09.900 as it is for
00:41:10.400 men the bare
00:41:10.880 knuckle
00:41:11.160 oh yeah
00:41:13.020 I think
00:41:13.580 some of them
00:41:14.380 women get in
00:41:15.100 there and
00:41:15.620 they fucking
00:41:16.240 they uh
00:41:18.020 they're savages
00:41:19.240 you know what
00:41:20.180 I mean
00:41:20.540 they
00:41:21.320 and the
00:41:22.620 women are
00:41:23.200 pretty good
00:41:24.020 at like
00:41:24.520 holding a
00:41:25.160 tight fist
00:41:26.020 and um
00:41:27.700 you know
00:41:29.380 throwing them
00:41:30.100 sharp little
00:41:30.960 cutters out
00:41:31.780 there
00:41:32.200 women still
00:41:34.320 do what
00:41:34.820 women still
00:41:35.360 do
00:41:35.640 sometimes a
00:41:36.560 smart fight
00:41:37.660 doesn't matter
00:41:38.380 whether it's
00:41:38.960 men or women
00:41:39.740 people might
00:41:40.720 boo if you're
00:41:41.860 doing what
00:41:42.220 you're supposed
00:41:42.620 to do
00:41:43.100 if you're
00:41:43.940 sticking and
00:41:44.480 moving and
00:41:45.080 you're using
00:41:45.520 the ring and
00:41:46.360 people want
00:41:47.260 you to get
00:41:48.060 a phone boo
00:41:48.820 they've actually
00:41:49.780 got those
00:41:51.520 fights now
00:41:52.140 I've seen
00:41:52.520 them
00:41:52.680 there was
00:41:53.000 like people
00:41:53.480 fighting in
00:41:54.080 one of those
00:41:54.700 UK phone booths
00:41:55.900 oh really
00:41:56.160 yeah
00:41:56.780 and the phone
00:41:57.720 still in there
00:41:58.300 or they took
00:41:58.620 the phone out
00:41:59.240 no I think
00:42:00.980 actually I don't
00:42:02.420 know
00:42:02.660 it might not
00:42:03.880 have been
00:42:04.240 but it was
00:42:05.160 two guys
00:42:05.860 in a small
00:42:06.640 ass phone booth
00:42:07.680 bare knuckle
00:42:08.720 boxing
00:42:09.180 they were in
00:42:10.500 there just
00:42:10.840 trying to
00:42:11.160 punch each
00:42:11.560 other
00:42:11.820 I was like
00:42:13.100 I'm not
00:42:13.520 doing that
00:42:14.240 yeah I don't
00:42:15.660 think you'd eat
00:42:16.200 that man
00:42:16.920 that's where
00:42:17.520 I might
00:42:17.840 bite someone
00:42:18.500 yeah that's
00:42:19.480 where you
00:42:19.680 can start
00:42:19.980 sharpening
00:42:20.400 your teeth
00:42:20.840 bro
00:42:21.160 what about
00:42:23.740 whenever you
00:42:25.300 were little
00:42:25.720 brother
00:42:25.960 did y'all
00:42:26.160 ever do
00:42:26.440 Halloween
00:42:26.860 and shit
00:42:27.320 was it
00:42:27.620 fun
00:42:27.900 did you
00:42:28.120 miss it
00:42:28.600 love
00:42:28.980 Halloween
00:42:29.380 last year
00:42:30.640 me and
00:42:31.180 my girl
00:42:32.560 and we
00:42:33.240 dressed our
00:42:33.660 baby up
00:42:34.080 we were
00:42:34.300 three little
00:42:34.800 devils
00:42:35.340 we were
00:42:36.280 all devils
00:42:36.860 and people
00:42:37.920 were so
00:42:38.540 angry
00:42:39.020 it was so
00:42:40.660 funny because
00:42:41.480 to me
00:42:41.820 I'm like
00:42:42.400 you know
00:42:42.960 the devil
00:42:43.380 punishes
00:42:44.040 bad people
00:42:44.780 right
00:42:45.040 the devil
00:42:46.040 is an angel
00:42:46.900 right
00:42:47.260 why do y'all
00:42:48.620 hate the devil
00:42:49.380 because he tries
00:42:50.200 to get you
00:42:50.760 you should
00:42:51.360 hate yourself
00:42:52.040 yeah
00:42:52.540 you're the
00:42:53.060 piece of shit
00:42:53.660 that wants to
00:42:54.240 do what the
00:42:54.620 devil's telling
00:42:55.200 you you should
00:42:55.900 do
00:42:56.180 that's what
00:42:56.600 I think
00:42:56.920 about that
00:42:57.300 a lot
00:42:57.420 he's just
00:42:57.760 trying to
00:42:58.140 trap you
00:42:58.720 he wants
00:42:59.540 you in jail
00:43:00.140 so he can
00:43:00.600 put it in
00:43:01.040 your butt
00:43:01.460 yeah
00:43:01.920 that's what
00:43:03.180 the devil's
00:43:03.760 doing
00:43:04.060 oh yeah
00:43:05.320 the devil
00:43:06.240 fucking
00:43:06.660 he takes
00:43:07.960 the back
00:43:08.360 rose baby
00:43:08.920 damn
00:43:09.180 he does
00:43:09.380 what he
00:43:09.660 wants
00:43:10.120 do your
00:43:10.760 thing devil
00:43:11.320 leave me
00:43:11.740 alone
00:43:12.080 yeah
00:43:12.480 yeah I've
00:43:14.540 had
00:43:14.660 I don't know
00:43:15.300 if I've
00:43:15.520 ever had
00:43:15.860 real strong
00:43:16.460 issues with
00:43:16.880 the devil
00:43:17.260 when I was
00:43:17.680 growing up
00:43:18.060 they had
00:43:18.300 some people
00:43:18.620 by us
00:43:19.040 that did
00:43:19.360 a lot
00:43:19.580 of seance
00:43:20.120 no he
00:43:20.460 don't go
00:43:20.800 through
00:43:20.960 Louisiana
00:43:21.540 oh well
00:43:22.580 some of his
00:43:23.040 women did
00:43:23.560 then they
00:43:23.940 had some
00:43:24.380 we had
00:43:25.100 some
00:43:25.240 we had
00:43:26.720 some wild
00:43:27.240 bitches
00:43:27.600 pass through
00:43:28.320 bro
00:43:28.560 some fucking
00:43:29.120 candlelight
00:43:30.200 bad girls
00:43:31.100 bro
00:43:31.360 I feel like
00:43:31.720 there's a good
00:43:32.160 Christian community
00:43:33.100 in Louisiana
00:43:33.740 though
00:43:34.160 Louisiana's good
00:43:34.920 it's sweaty
00:43:35.400 them hot
00:43:35.920 churches
00:43:36.400 is tough
00:43:37.060 to
00:43:37.320 you know
00:43:38.280 the devil
00:43:38.740 can't
00:43:39.300 can't go
00:43:39.760 in the hot
00:43:40.280 church
00:43:40.440 it's too hot
00:43:40.940 in there
00:43:41.280 it's too hot
00:43:41.820 for him
00:43:42.240 it's too hot
00:43:42.840 for him
00:43:43.160 he's standing
00:43:44.060 in fire
00:43:44.700 them hot
00:43:46.540 churches
00:43:47.060 it's an AC
00:43:47.800 yeah
00:43:48.060 the devil
00:43:48.540 now
00:43:48.820 even the devil
00:43:49.520 likes a little
00:43:49.960 bit of AC
00:43:50.440 these days
00:43:51.140 what else
00:43:53.960 do you see
00:43:54.440 for yourself
00:43:54.980 man
00:43:55.460 you seem
00:43:56.040 like you're
00:43:56.280 in such a
00:43:56.580 good place
00:43:56.920 do you start
00:43:57.220 to think
00:43:57.580 like of other
00:43:59.340 things you want
00:43:59.880 to do in your
00:44:00.400 life
00:44:00.720 even outside
00:44:01.260 of fighting
00:44:01.820 I like to
00:44:03.940 sit at home
00:44:04.540 play video
00:44:05.200 games
00:44:05.660 and eat
00:44:06.180 food out
00:44:07.640 of my fridge
00:44:08.220 and pantry
00:44:08.840 you do twitch
00:44:09.760 and stuff like
00:44:10.260 that
00:44:10.500 I don't
00:44:11.860 I want to
00:44:13.060 I should do
00:44:14.540 some twitch
00:44:15.200 streaming
00:44:15.720 of me
00:44:16.420 playing
00:44:16.800 some dumbass
00:44:17.760 game
00:44:17.900 I mean
00:44:18.240 this pirate
00:44:18.820 game is
00:44:19.300 dope
00:44:19.580 but
00:44:19.900 I just
00:44:21.720 yeah
00:44:21.980 I gotta set
00:44:22.560 it up
00:44:23.040 one thing
00:44:24.920 about twitch
00:44:25.480 I guess
00:44:25.860 you have
00:44:26.320 to open
00:44:27.200 like a
00:44:27.580 donation
00:44:28.140 box
00:44:28.780 and that's
00:44:29.360 how you
00:44:29.680 make money
00:44:30.180 on there
00:44:30.540 it's like
00:44:30.840 it's
00:44:31.180 donations
00:44:31.860 and to me
00:44:33.420 I was like
00:44:34.020 I'm not
00:44:35.240 begging
00:44:35.680 you know
00:44:36.300 I'm not
00:44:36.680 gonna be
00:44:37.000 out here
00:44:37.300 begging
00:44:37.760 yeah
00:44:38.380 I guess
00:44:38.660 yeah
00:44:38.820 how do you
00:44:39.160 keep from
00:44:39.540 making yourself
00:44:40.220 feel like
00:44:40.640 a monkey
00:44:41.080 yeah
00:44:41.300 I don't
00:44:41.500 like that
00:44:41.860 shit
00:44:42.060 either
00:44:42.340 you know
00:44:42.860 but at
00:44:43.520 some point
00:44:44.260 you know
00:44:45.520 I'm gonna need
00:44:46.700 to find
00:44:47.220 other articles
00:44:48.880 of work
00:44:50.020 and uh
00:44:51.200 you know
00:44:51.760 take myself
00:44:52.520 up
00:44:52.860 but they
00:44:53.340 keep coming
00:44:53.800 to you
00:44:54.020 it seems
00:44:54.340 like
00:44:54.740 it's almost
00:44:55.660 like the
00:44:55.980 world keeps
00:44:56.600 building
00:44:57.060 whatever is
00:44:57.740 next for
00:44:58.140 Mike Perry
00:44:58.620 well
00:44:58.900 a fight
00:44:59.480 well a fight
00:44:59.500 is
00:45:01.040 in my
00:45:02.080 ideas
00:45:02.700 uh
00:45:03.120 I want
00:45:03.560 I'm 30
00:45:04.080 I want
00:45:04.720 to fight
00:45:05.020 till I'm
00:45:05.380 45
00:45:05.800 or even
00:45:06.440 older
00:45:06.720 I could
00:45:07.040 do this
00:45:07.420 shit
00:45:07.580 forever
00:45:07.960 it could
00:45:08.220 always be
00:45:08.700 a part
00:45:09.020 of who
00:45:09.240 I am
00:45:09.700 but I
00:45:10.380 don't know
00:45:10.640 how long
00:45:11.060 they'll let
00:45:11.440 me do
00:45:11.800 it
00:45:11.940 so now
00:45:12.340 I'll try
00:45:12.660 to
00:45:12.780 it's about
00:45:13.980 the pedestal
00:45:14.820 there are
00:45:15.720 certain people
00:45:16.220 who get in
00:45:16.600 the UFC
00:45:16.960 they win
00:45:17.460 one big
00:45:17.980 fight
00:45:18.380 and then
00:45:19.000 they take
00:45:19.600 that
00:45:20.000 and they
00:45:20.640 make all
00:45:21.420 this business
00:45:22.360 opportunity
00:45:23.240 out of it
00:45:24.000 me I've
00:45:24.680 always just
00:45:25.200 been a
00:45:25.620 fighter
00:45:25.940 I've always
00:45:26.800 just my
00:45:27.360 paycheck
00:45:27.820 is just
00:45:28.600 a fight
00:45:28.980 check
00:45:29.280 I only
00:45:29.800 get paid
00:45:30.260 once or
00:45:30.700 twice
00:45:31.000 three times
00:45:31.660 a year
00:45:31.960 max
00:45:32.320 maybe
00:45:32.680 and
00:45:33.660 that's
00:45:34.600 tough
00:45:34.960 but I've
00:45:36.160 been paid
00:45:36.520 enough
00:45:36.940 to where
00:45:37.440 you know
00:45:38.440 but that
00:45:38.900 money goes
00:45:39.420 down
00:45:39.820 every month
00:45:40.700 that you're
00:45:41.080 not fighting
00:45:41.680 with bills
00:45:42.900 and all
00:45:43.280 that stuff
00:45:43.760 so
00:45:44.060 I don't
00:45:45.540 understand
00:45:45.920 business
00:45:46.420 I don't
00:45:46.800 know why
00:45:47.260 I don't
00:45:47.500 know how
00:45:47.820 to do
00:45:48.140 it
00:45:48.280 and I
00:45:48.620 believe
00:45:48.920 in my
00:45:49.260 past
00:45:49.640 I fucked
00:45:50.100 up
00:45:50.460 to where
00:45:51.480 I'm
00:45:51.700 trying to
00:45:52.240 rebuild
00:45:52.900 myself
00:45:53.360 as this
00:45:53.780 new
00:45:54.060 character
00:45:54.740 um
00:45:55.860 not just
00:45:56.640 a character
00:45:57.180 but
00:45:57.600 someone who
00:45:58.560 holds
00:45:58.860 himself
00:45:59.240 to a
00:45:59.620 standard
00:46:00.020 because
00:46:01.220 I've
00:46:01.640 messed
00:46:01.880 up
00:46:02.080 in the
00:46:02.260 past
00:46:02.560 I've
00:46:02.720 been
00:46:02.860 the
00:46:03.020 people
00:46:03.320 that
00:46:03.640 people
00:46:04.760 don't
00:46:05.020 want
00:46:05.280 to
00:46:05.420 maybe
00:46:05.920 put
00:46:06.820 themselves
00:46:07.320 on
00:46:07.680 with
00:46:07.880 but
00:46:08.140 I've
00:46:08.460 also
00:46:08.820 you know
00:46:09.720 like I
00:46:10.020 said
00:46:10.200 shout out
00:46:10.640 Marcus
00:46:10.960 Cypher
00:46:11.400 they've
00:46:12.360 they've
00:46:13.160 been following
00:46:13.640 along
00:46:13.980 with me
00:46:14.380 but
00:46:14.660 there's
00:46:15.060 no
00:46:15.240 check
00:46:15.520 like
00:46:15.720 that
00:46:15.940 fight
00:46:16.200 check
00:46:16.500 15
00:46:17.200 minutes
00:46:17.900 max
00:46:19.480 and I
00:46:21.380 just made
00:46:21.960 money
00:46:22.260 for the
00:46:22.640 whole
00:46:22.860 year
00:46:23.260 I
00:46:23.920 don't
00:46:24.040 have
00:46:24.220 to do
00:46:24.540 shit
00:46:24.920 the rest
00:46:25.300 of the
00:46:25.420 year
00:46:25.520 I
00:46:25.640 sleep
00:46:25.940 in
00:46:26.140 every
00:46:26.440 day
00:46:26.780 I
00:46:27.580 drink
00:46:27.900 when I
00:46:28.180 want
00:46:28.360 I
00:46:28.500 eat
00:46:28.680 when I
00:46:29.020 want
00:46:29.440 that's a
00:46:30.640 pirate's
00:46:31.000 life
00:46:31.280 bro
00:46:31.580 it really
00:46:33.720 is man
00:46:34.480 do you
00:46:36.040 I'm
00:46:37.300 trying to
00:46:37.640 think
00:46:37.820 what
00:46:38.040 else
00:46:38.240 I
00:46:38.360 can
00:46:38.480 speak
00:46:38.840 to
00:46:39.000 you
00:46:39.140 about
00:46:39.480 man
00:46:39.980 what
00:46:42.420 about
00:46:42.700 you
00:46:42.980 you
00:46:44.760 speak
00:46:44.980 to me
00:46:45.260 about
00:46:45.500 you
00:46:45.780 you
00:46:46.080 got
00:46:46.300 family
00:46:46.680 and
00:46:46.860 stuff
00:46:47.080 yeah
00:46:47.580 I
00:46:47.780 got
00:46:47.940 family
00:46:48.200 my
00:46:48.380 sister
00:46:48.580 going
00:46:48.820 through
00:46:48.980 a
00:46:49.100 divorce
00:46:49.480 right
00:46:49.800 now
00:46:50.260 and
00:46:50.760 so
00:46:51.260 she's
00:46:52.020 doing
00:46:52.160 pretty
00:46:52.400 good
00:46:52.740 though
00:46:53.060 but
00:46:53.980 they
00:46:54.100 got mold
00:46:54.540 in
00:46:54.660 their
00:46:54.800 house
00:46:55.060 right
00:46:55.280 now
00:46:55.480 but
00:46:55.620 no
00:46:55.820 I
00:46:56.000 don't
00:46:56.240 have
00:46:56.360 any
00:46:56.480 kids
00:46:57.340 my
00:46:57.540 own
00:46:57.740 but
00:46:58.340 I
00:46:58.460 want
00:46:58.680 I
00:46:58.860 want
00:46:59.180 some
00:46:59.460 I
00:46:59.780 would
00:46:59.920 like
00:47:00.040 to
00:47:00.140 have
00:47:06.040 you
00:47:06.160 a
00:47:06.320 traveler
00:47:06.800 because
00:47:07.680 work
00:47:08.180 yeah
00:47:08.560 they
00:47:08.800 want
00:47:09.040 you
00:47:09.200 on
00:47:09.400 the
00:47:09.540 road
00:47:09.980 doing
00:47:10.700 shit
00:47:10.960 like
00:47:11.200 that
00:47:11.400 you
00:47:11.520 know
00:47:11.620 what
00:47:11.740 I
00:47:11.800 mean
00:47:11.940 that's
00:47:12.260 gotta
00:47:12.440 be
00:47:12.660 tough
00:47:13.000 you
00:47:13.480 want
00:47:13.820 to
00:47:13.920 be
00:47:14.060 home
00:47:14.360 and
00:47:14.500 you're
00:47:14.640 miles
00:47:14.960 away
00:47:15.340 yeah
00:47:15.760 but
00:47:16.440 even
00:47:16.620 inside
00:47:16.940 of
00:47:17.040 myself
00:47:17.300 it's
00:47:17.540 been
00:47:17.680 tough
00:47:17.980 sometimes
00:47:18.420 to be
00:47:18.600 like
00:47:18.720 okay
00:47:19.180 if
00:47:21.000 you
00:47:21.200 you know
00:47:21.620 you get
00:47:22.140 married
00:47:22.400 you have
00:47:22.700 a
00:47:22.820 family
00:47:23.340 everything's
00:47:23.780 gonna
00:47:23.880 be
00:47:24.120 okay
00:47:24.420 I
00:47:24.600 think
00:47:24.780 I
00:47:24.900 get
00:47:25.080 so
00:47:25.360 used
00:47:25.660 to
00:47:25.800 this
00:47:26.000 world
00:47:26.320 that
00:47:26.460 I
00:47:26.540 can
00:47:26.680 kind
00:47:26.880 of
00:47:26.980 operate
00:47:27.440 in
00:47:27.680 where
00:47:27.840 I
00:47:27.980 know
00:47:28.280 how
00:47:28.580 things
00:47:28.880 work
00:47:29.340 when
00:47:29.840 it's
00:47:29.980 just
00:47:30.240 me
00:47:30.580 I
00:47:31.160 think
00:47:31.380 I
00:47:31.500 get
00:47:31.680 scared
00:47:31.980 sometimes
00:47:32.440 that
00:47:32.640 if
00:47:32.780 I
00:47:32.940 get
00:47:33.280 more
00:47:34.440 people
00:47:34.780 involved
00:47:35.320 is it
00:47:35.760 gonna
00:47:35.920 be
00:47:36.460 can
00:47:37.040 I
00:47:37.180 do
00:47:37.420 it
00:47:37.660 you know
00:47:38.260 kind
00:47:38.540 of
00:47:38.720 I
00:47:38.920 don't
00:47:39.040 know
00:47:39.300 right
00:47:40.020 like
00:47:40.420 it
00:47:40.720 adds
00:47:41.500 things
00:47:41.980 like
00:47:42.300 oh
00:47:43.160 I
00:47:43.360 need
00:47:43.580 to
00:47:43.900 fly
00:47:44.920 to
00:47:45.120 London
00:47:45.380 tomorrow
00:47:45.940 baby
00:47:46.380 like
00:47:47.640 she's
00:47:48.920 like
00:47:49.180 what
00:47:49.800 um
00:47:51.140 yeah
00:47:51.640 they just
00:47:52.080 dropped
00:47:52.400 it on
00:47:52.760 me
00:47:52.900 I
00:47:53.060 gotta
00:47:53.240 go
00:47:53.700 and
00:47:54.300 leave
00:47:54.520 you
00:47:54.640 guys
00:47:54.940 for
00:47:55.120 a
00:47:55.260 few
00:47:55.420 days
00:47:55.860 but
00:47:56.120 it's
00:47:56.340 for
00:47:56.480 the
00:47:56.620 best
00:47:56.980 for
00:47:57.300 the
00:47:57.460 family
00:47:57.840 I
00:47:58.360 don't
00:47:58.460 like
00:47:58.640 that
00:47:58.880 shit
00:47:59.100 because
00:47:59.560 you
00:47:59.780 know
00:47:59.980 you
00:48:01.720 know
00:48:01.940 who
00:48:02.340 knows
00:48:02.640 what
00:48:02.800 anybody's
00:48:03.340 doing
00:48:03.560 when
00:48:03.760 you're
00:48:03.920 not
00:48:04.080 there
00:48:04.360 but
00:48:05.400 it
00:48:05.560 is
00:48:05.760 what
00:48:05.920 it
00:48:06.080 is
00:48:06.520 life
00:48:07.780 happens
00:48:08.280 right
00:48:08.640 yeah
00:48:09.240 yeah
00:48:10.180 I
00:48:10.320 think
00:48:10.520 sometimes
00:48:10.820 I
00:48:10.980 gotta
00:48:11.200 have
00:48:11.400 I
00:48:11.540 think
00:48:11.720 yeah
00:48:11.960 sometimes
00:48:12.220 my
00:48:12.460 mentality
00:48:12.880 needs
00:48:13.180 to be
00:48:13.460 more
00:48:13.660 like
00:48:13.940 everything
00:48:14.300 is
00:48:14.500 gonna
00:48:14.640 be
00:48:14.860 cool
00:48:15.220 you
00:48:15.600 know
00:48:15.840 I
00:48:16.520 think
00:48:16.720 I
00:48:16.840 get
00:48:17.020 sometimes
00:48:17.240 a
00:48:17.460 little
00:48:17.600 bit
00:48:17.800 paranoid
00:48:18.080 like
00:48:18.400 oh
00:48:18.600 things
00:48:18.900 aren't
00:48:19.160 gonna
00:48:19.280 be
00:48:19.500 okay
00:48:19.900 you
00:48:20.220 know
00:48:20.420 or
00:48:20.920 I
00:48:21.020 just
00:48:21.640 get
00:48:21.800 scared
00:48:22.020 of
00:48:22.180 change
00:48:22.540 and
00:48:22.700 stuff
00:48:22.900 like
00:48:23.100 that
00:48:23.400 you
00:48:23.600 know
00:48:23.860 but
00:48:25.360 I'm
00:48:26.240 working
00:48:26.440 more
00:48:26.660 towards
00:48:26.980 it
00:48:27.160 you
00:48:27.320 know
00:48:27.500 I
00:48:27.900 would
00:48:28.060 like
00:48:28.240 to
00:48:28.360 have
00:48:28.500 a
00:48:28.620 family
00:48:28.920 and
00:48:29.080 I
00:48:29.160 just
00:48:29.320 do
00:48:30.940 it
00:48:31.100 you
00:48:31.220 know
00:48:31.400 and
00:48:31.820 I
00:48:31.920 find
00:48:32.100 a
00:48:32.220 good
00:48:32.360 person
00:48:32.680 I
00:48:32.840 pray
00:48:33.040 a lot
00:48:33.320 about
00:48:33.600 it
00:48:33.740 and
00:48:33.900 you
00:48:34.100 know
00:48:34.240 I
00:48:34.440 think
00:48:34.640 that
00:48:34.820 that
00:48:35.120 kind
00:48:35.460 of
00:48:35.540 stuff
00:48:35.720 will
00:48:35.840 happen
00:48:36.060 for
00:48:36.300 me
00:48:36.500 man
00:48:47.460 because
00:48:48.300 you're
00:48:48.560 you
00:48:48.780 you're
00:48:49.020 the only
00:48:49.240 one
00:48:49.420 who
00:48:49.540 could
00:48:49.660 really
00:48:49.880 know
00:48:50.260 bro
00:48:50.500 what
00:48:50.680 do
00:48:50.740 you
00:48:50.820 think
00:48:51.040 it
00:48:51.160 is
00:48:51.460 man
00:48:51.820 I
00:48:52.860 mean
00:48:53.800 I'm
00:48:55.200 a good
00:48:55.460 looking
00:48:55.720 motherfucker
00:48:56.180 and
00:48:57.520 I'm
00:48:57.720 savage
00:48:58.340 I'm
00:48:59.260 in
00:48:59.400 the
00:48:59.520 fight
00:48:59.760 game
00:49:00.080 because
00:49:00.820 there's
00:49:01.600 nowhere
00:49:01.840 else
00:49:02.140 for me
00:49:02.440 to be
00:49:02.820 this
00:49:03.680 it
00:49:04.120 found
00:49:04.460 me
00:49:04.780 it
00:49:05.520 just
00:49:05.720 I
00:49:05.960 you
00:49:06.360 know
00:49:06.480 you
00:49:06.640 asked
00:49:06.860 me
00:49:07.000 at
00:49:07.100 the
00:49:07.180 beginning
00:49:07.480 like
00:49:07.900 how
00:49:08.580 did
00:49:08.720 I
00:49:08.880 know
00:49:09.080 or
00:49:09.240 whatever
00:49:09.480 and
00:49:09.660 I
00:49:09.780 said
00:49:09.960 you
00:49:10.340 know
00:49:10.420 my
00:49:10.600 dad
00:49:10.840 was
00:49:11.020 crazy
00:49:11.380 and
00:49:11.820 I
00:49:12.280 remember
00:49:12.580 watching
00:49:13.080 Bodog
00:49:13.880 fights
00:49:14.540 back
00:49:15.180 when I
00:49:15.480 was
00:49:15.680 young
00:49:16.120 I
00:49:16.320 saw
00:49:16.560 it
00:49:16.720 on
00:49:16.860 the
00:49:17.000 TV
00:49:17.300 you
00:49:17.560 know
00:49:17.680 we
00:49:17.820 had
00:49:17.980 like
00:49:18.240 six
00:49:18.640 channels
00:49:19.260 the
00:49:20.040 antenna
00:49:20.460 and
00:49:21.520 I
00:49:21.980 saw
00:49:22.180 Bodog
00:49:22.940 and
00:49:23.300 I
00:49:24.900 was
00:49:25.040 like
00:49:25.180 oh
00:49:25.320 that's
00:49:25.600 cool
00:49:25.900 and
00:49:26.120 we
00:49:26.300 always
00:49:26.800 play
00:49:27.100 sports
00:49:27.520 outside
00:49:27.960 basketball
00:49:28.460 football
00:49:28.860 all
00:49:29.860 that
00:49:30.100 stuff
00:49:30.460 man
00:49:30.640 I
00:49:30.800 wanted
00:49:31.740 to
00:49:31.920 be
00:49:32.100 a
00:49:32.380 I
00:49:33.260 don't
00:49:33.420 know
00:49:33.680 I
00:49:34.060 guess
00:49:34.300 fighting
00:49:34.700 found
00:49:35.060 me
00:49:35.220 I
00:49:35.340 wanted
00:49:35.520 to
00:49:35.740 play
00:49:36.000 any
00:49:36.260 sport
00:49:36.740 anything
00:49:37.700 football
00:49:38.660 basketball
00:49:39.240 and
00:49:40.580 then
00:49:40.920 boxing
00:49:41.600 we
00:49:42.620 used
00:49:42.800 to
00:49:42.880 do
00:49:43.000 fight
00:49:43.260 club
00:49:43.520 after
00:49:43.800 school
00:49:44.300 at
00:49:45.120 the
00:49:46.040 soccer
00:49:46.360 field
00:49:46.740 we
00:49:46.960 would
00:49:47.120 walk
00:49:47.380 out
00:49:47.580 there
00:49:47.860 bring
00:49:49.120 gloves
00:49:49.660 fight
00:49:50.640 after
00:49:51.820 school
00:49:52.180 were
00:49:52.440 you
00:49:52.560 good
00:49:52.760 at
00:49:52.900 it
00:49:53.000 then
00:49:53.220 I
00:49:54.800 was
00:49:54.980 strong
00:49:55.460 but
00:49:55.700 like
00:49:56.020 what
00:49:56.400 is
00:49:56.680 good
00:49:56.920 at
00:49:57.080 fighting
00:49:57.460 because
00:49:58.220 somebody
00:49:58.660 else
00:49:59.040 everybody
00:49:59.400 got a
00:49:59.840 trick
00:50:00.280 right
00:50:00.660 they're
00:50:01.220 like
00:50:01.400 oh
00:50:01.600 I
00:50:01.760 do
00:50:01.940 this
00:50:02.200 fake
00:50:02.480 and
00:50:02.640 then
00:50:02.820 throw
00:50:03.020 this
00:50:03.320 kick
00:50:03.720 and
00:50:03.920 then
00:50:04.220 you
00:50:04.800 know
00:50:04.960 I
00:50:05.380 get
00:50:05.600 knocked
00:50:05.900 down
00:50:06.260 but
00:50:06.440 that's
00:50:07.140 always
00:50:07.500 been
00:50:07.720 my
00:50:07.900 thing
00:50:08.160 is
00:50:08.340 like
00:50:11.600 yeah
00:50:13.060 you
00:50:13.240 can
00:50:13.380 hurt
00:50:13.580 me
00:50:13.760 yeah
00:50:13.920 you
00:50:14.060 can
00:50:14.180 hit
00:50:14.340 me
00:50:14.500 yeah
00:50:14.660 you
00:50:14.820 can
00:50:14.960 knock
00:50:15.140 me
00:50:15.300 down
00:50:15.740 I
00:50:16.120 make
00:50:16.380 mistakes
00:50:17.040 but
00:50:18.220 like
00:50:18.640 I'm
00:50:20.800 gonna
00:50:21.000 wear
00:50:21.240 you
00:50:21.480 out
00:50:21.800 and
00:50:23.100 then
00:50:23.280 I'm
00:50:23.520 gonna
00:50:23.740 drown
00:50:24.220 you
00:50:24.540 that's
00:50:26.340 what
00:50:26.460 it's
00:50:26.600 about
00:50:26.960 fuck
00:50:27.860 damn
00:50:29.360 that's
00:50:29.680 crazy
00:50:30.100 to know
00:50:30.520 you
00:50:30.700 can
00:50:30.860 do
00:50:31.080 that
00:50:31.460 yeah
00:50:32.880 how
00:50:33.400 about
00:50:33.640 that's
00:50:34.040 interesting
00:50:34.540 to know
00:50:35.060 you
00:50:35.260 could
00:50:35.400 do
00:50:35.580 that
00:50:35.820 bro
00:50:36.020 because
00:50:36.200 if
00:50:36.340 I
00:50:36.500 say
00:50:36.680 that
00:50:36.840 to
00:50:36.980 somebody
00:50:37.500 they're
00:50:38.920 not
00:50:39.060 gonna
00:50:39.220 believe
00:50:39.640 that
00:50:39.940 shit
00:50:40.240 that's
00:50:41.680 the
00:50:41.800 crazy
00:50:42.120 part
00:50:42.380 bro
00:50:42.540 and
00:50:42.820 that's
00:50:43.080 fine
00:50:43.480 but
00:50:43.900 no
00:50:44.240 but
00:50:44.440 you
00:50:44.540 don't
00:50:44.760 you
00:50:45.040 don't
00:50:45.260 say
00:50:45.500 that
00:50:45.760 shit
00:50:45.960 see
00:50:46.160 so
00:50:46.420 like
00:50:46.660 as
00:50:47.020 a
00:50:47.180 fighter
00:50:47.500 I'm
00:50:48.640 like
00:50:48.900 I'm
00:50:49.220 always
00:50:49.620 like
00:50:49.940 damn
00:50:50.200 what's
00:50:50.460 a
00:50:50.600 normal
00:50:51.020 person
00:50:51.700 do
00:50:52.040 like
00:50:53.040 what
00:50:53.240 do
00:50:53.380 they
00:50:53.580 do
00:50:53.980 normal
00:50:55.400 person
00:50:56.000 like
00:50:56.520 you
00:50:56.860 a
00:50:57.460 comedian
00:50:57.860 that's
00:50:58.400 not
00:50:58.600 even
00:50:58.800 normal
00:50:59.180 either
00:50:59.560 what
00:51:01.000 is
00:51:01.220 normal
00:51:01.540 not
00:51:01.820 a
00:51:01.960 guy
00:51:02.120 who
00:51:02.240 works
00:51:02.440 at
00:51:02.580 McDonald's
00:51:03.300 that's
00:51:03.560 not
00:51:03.740 normal
00:51:04.200 yeah
00:51:05.060 that's
00:51:05.300 not
00:51:05.480 super
00:51:05.720 normal
00:51:05.980 I
00:51:06.140 don't
00:51:06.220 know
00:51:06.340 maybe
00:51:06.580 somebody
00:51:06.940 that
00:51:07.160 goes
00:51:07.520 for
00:51:07.740 a
00:51:07.840 walk
00:51:08.080 that
00:51:11.460 seemed
00:51:11.700 like
00:51:11.840 a
00:51:11.980 normal
00:51:12.280 dude
00:51:12.440 if
00:51:12.560 I
00:51:12.640 see
00:51:12.760 somebody
00:51:13.000 going
00:51:13.220 for
00:51:13.380 a
00:51:13.520 walk
00:51:13.720 but
00:51:14.120 also
00:51:14.480 I
00:51:14.720 had
00:51:14.840 a
00:51:14.900 friend
00:51:15.080 do
00:51:15.780 they
00:51:16.100 type
00:51:16.400 on
00:51:16.560 a
00:51:16.680 keyboard
00:51:17.060 for
00:51:17.280 work
00:51:17.600 for
00:51:17.860 money
00:51:18.160 I
00:51:19.040 don't
00:51:19.120 know
00:51:19.200 I
00:51:19.260 had
00:51:19.360 a
00:51:19.460 friend
00:51:19.580 who
00:51:19.680 was
00:51:19.780 a
00:51:19.860 peeping
00:51:20.040 time
00:51:20.440 bro
00:51:20.680 and
00:51:21.020 so
00:51:21.200 if
00:51:21.340 you
00:51:21.440 just
00:51:21.580 and
00:51:21.760 here's
00:51:22.120 the
00:51:22.240 crazy
00:51:22.580 part
00:51:22.960 and
00:51:24.000 you
00:51:24.220 know
00:51:24.300 I
00:51:24.400 met
00:51:24.580 him
00:51:24.660 at
00:51:24.760 a
00:51:24.840 recovery
00:51:25.840 meeting
00:51:26.180 and
00:51:26.620 I
00:51:27.860 would
00:51:28.000 see
00:51:28.240 him
00:51:28.340 in
00:51:28.400 my
00:51:28.500 neighborhood
00:51:28.740 all
00:51:28.960 the
00:51:29.060 time
00:51:29.260 I
00:51:29.400 didn't
00:51:29.600 know
00:51:29.820 for
00:51:29.980 years
00:51:30.260 I
00:51:30.400 would
00:51:30.520 see
00:51:30.740 him
00:51:30.880 and
00:51:30.980 one
00:51:31.240 time
00:51:31.460 I
00:51:31.580 was
00:51:31.700 in
00:51:31.800 a
00:51:31.900 meeting
00:51:32.160 and
00:51:33.020 a
00:51:33.220 dude
00:51:33.420 said
00:51:33.640 he
00:51:33.760 was
00:51:33.900 a
00:51:34.060 flasher
00:51:34.580 and a
00:51:34.760 peeping
00:51:34.960 time
00:51:35.380 and
00:51:35.540 I
00:51:35.640 was
00:51:35.760 like
00:51:35.980 damn
00:51:36.480 bro
00:51:36.680 I
00:51:36.760 been
00:51:36.900 seeing
00:51:37.160 this
00:51:37.340 dude
00:51:37.500 the
00:51:37.680 whole
00:51:37.900 time
00:51:38.180 thinking
00:51:38.400 he's
00:51:38.620 a
00:51:38.720 normal
00:51:39.020 guy
00:51:39.340 that's
00:51:39.500 going
00:51:39.680 for
00:51:39.860 a
00:51:40.040 walk
00:51:40.360 and
00:51:40.860 he's
00:51:41.020 out
00:51:41.140 there
00:51:41.280 trying
00:51:41.460 to
00:51:41.600 show
00:51:42.040 that
00:51:42.240 bird
00:51:42.680 you
00:51:42.900 know
00:51:43.080 and
00:51:45.040 that's
00:51:45.260 crazy
00:51:45.640 and
00:51:46.000 I
00:51:46.080 remember
00:51:46.200 one
00:51:46.420 time
00:51:46.660 I
00:51:46.760 was
00:51:46.840 at
00:51:46.920 the
00:51:47.060 liquor
00:51:47.240 store
00:51:47.480 with
00:51:47.580 my
00:51:47.720 uncle
00:51:48.100 and
00:51:49.060 my
00:51:49.220 dad
00:51:49.560 had
00:51:49.700 left
00:51:49.840 me
00:51:49.980 up
00:51:50.100 there
00:51:50.260 for
00:51:50.400 a
00:51:50.500 couple
00:51:50.640 months
00:51:51.100 and
00:51:51.660 they
00:51:53.540 had
00:51:54.120 this
00:51:54.360 lady
00:51:54.640 came
00:51:54.900 up
00:51:55.040 she
00:51:55.180 goes
00:51:55.360 have
00:51:55.520 you
00:51:55.620 seen
00:51:55.780 my
00:51:56.000 kitty
00:51:56.280 it
00:51:56.420 was
00:51:56.480 in
00:51:56.580 a
00:51:56.680 liquor
00:51:56.860 store
00:51:57.080 he
00:51:57.200 was
00:51:57.300 buying
00:51:57.540 liquor
00:51:57.940 because
00:51:58.780 he
00:51:58.900 was
00:51:59.080 an
00:51:59.340 out
00:52:00.880 of
00:52:01.000 work
00:52:01.140 musician
00:52:01.580 and
00:52:02.500 so
00:52:02.640 he
00:52:02.720 was
00:52:02.800 buying
00:52:03.040 a
00:52:03.160 bunch
00:52:03.320 of
00:52:03.440 liquor
00:52:03.760 and
00:52:04.720 she
00:52:04.840 goes
00:52:04.980 have
00:52:05.080 you
00:52:05.160 seen
00:52:05.280 my
00:52:05.460 kitty
00:52:05.720 this
00:52:05.960 lady
00:52:06.220 and
00:52:06.340 I
00:52:06.460 didn't
00:52:06.580 know
00:52:06.720 we're
00:52:06.900 inside
00:52:07.200 a
00:52:07.360 store
00:52:07.800 you
00:52:08.020 know
00:52:08.140 in
00:52:08.240 a
00:52:08.360 building
00:52:08.620 and
00:52:08.800 she
00:52:08.900 just
00:52:09.080 opens
00:52:09.420 her
00:52:09.560 jacket
00:52:10.000 bro
00:52:10.240 and
00:52:10.320 she
00:52:10.440 had
00:52:10.580 all
00:52:10.800 tits
00:52:11.180 and
00:52:11.340 cooter
00:52:11.680 and
00:52:12.860 belly
00:52:13.260 and
00:52:14.060 belly
00:52:14.340 fat
00:52:14.980 I
00:52:16.200 don't
00:52:16.340 remember
00:52:16.700 bro
00:52:16.900 I
00:52:16.980 was
00:52:17.120 so
00:52:17.340 horny
00:52:17.700 at
00:52:17.820 the
00:52:17.940 time
00:52:18.240 bro
00:52:18.400 all
00:52:18.480 I
00:52:18.660 saw
00:52:18.860 was
00:52:19.060 literally
00:52:19.640 from
00:52:19.880 tits
00:52:20.220 to
00:52:20.380 cooter
00:52:20.540 I
00:52:20.660 couldn't
00:52:20.780 see
00:52:21.040 nothing
00:52:21.200 in
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00:52:21.600 there
00:52:21.920 and
00:52:33.760 big
00:52:35.560 dish
00:52:36.140 at
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00:52:36.380 house
00:52:36.720 casserole
00:52:37.460 and
00:52:38.260 they
00:52:38.380 want
00:52:38.560 it
00:52:38.680 back
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00:52:40.160 got
00:52:40.300 to
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00:52:40.580 it
00:52:40.680 to
00:52:40.860 them
00:52:41.100 especially
00:52:42.000 if
00:52:42.160 you
00:52:42.240 have
00:52:42.340 a
00:52:42.500 business
00:52:43.040 you
00:52:43.520 got
00:52:43.640 to
00:52:43.780 get
00:52:44.000 things
00:52:44.380 to
00:52:44.560 people
00:52:44.940 fast
00:52:45.920 time
00:52:47.760 is
00:52:47.980 precious
00:52:48.460 when
00:52:48.800 you're
00:52:48.960 running
00:52:49.120 a
00:52:49.300 business
00:52:49.580 that's
00:52:49.860 why
00:52:50.040 ShipStation
00:52:50.920 gives
00:52:51.560 e-commerce
00:52:52.280 sellers
00:52:52.940 like you
00:52:53.680 more
00:52:54.520 time
00:52:54.900 to do
00:52:55.340 what
00:52:55.540 they
00:52:55.680 really
00:52:56.000 love
00:52:56.460 that's
00:52:57.580 right
00:52:57.880 ShipStation
00:52:59.020 automates
00:52:59.520 time
00:53:00.060 insensitive
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00:53:02.380 so you
00:53:03.100 can
00:53:03.220 get
00:53:03.360 back
00:53:03.500 to
00:53:03.640 focusing
00:53:03.940 on
00:53:04.120 bigger
00:53:04.300 things
00:53:04.840 it
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00:53:06.000 with
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00:53:06.480 your
00:53:06.660 store
00:53:07.000 fronts
00:53:07.420 Amazon
00:53:08.060 eBay
00:53:08.700 Etsy
00:53:09.320 and
00:53:09.500 more
00:53:09.920 everything
00:53:10.800 lets
00:53:11.100 you
00:53:11.220 automate
00:53:11.560 all
00:53:11.720 the
00:53:11.840 manual
00:53:12.100 work
00:53:12.360 that
00:53:12.520 goes
00:53:12.760 into
00:53:12.920 shipping
00:53:13.280 if
00:53:14.160 you're
00:53:14.280 still
00:53:14.520 doing
00:53:14.800 the
00:53:14.960 taking
00:53:15.180 the
00:53:15.360 orders
00:53:15.640 and
00:53:15.860 you
00:53:16.380 know
00:53:16.440 if
00:53:16.540 you have
00:53:16.680 a
00:53:16.780 small
00:53:17.080 amount
00:53:17.400 maybe
00:53:17.640 it
00:53:17.760 doesn't
00:53:17.960 matter
00:53:18.140 but
00:53:18.280 if
00:53:18.380 you're
00:53:18.520 getting
00:53:18.680 up
00:53:18.840 to
00:53:18.980 10
00:53:19.340 12
00:53:19.760 30
00:53:20.060 orders
00:53:20.500 it's
00:53:21.100 time
00:53:21.340 to
00:53:21.480 get
00:53:21.960 help
00:53:22.320 get
00:53:23.240 it
00:53:23.360 automated
00:53:23.720 get
00:53:23.980 it
00:53:24.100 easy
00:53:24.380 you
00:53:25.220 can
00:53:25.360 easily
00:53:33.640 for
00:53:34.400 a
00:53:34.580 free
00:53:34.740 60
00:53:35.140 day
00:53:35.360 trial
00:53:35.820 at
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00:53:40.060 with
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00:53:40.640 shipment
00:53:41.320 that's
00:53:42.400 two
00:53:42.580 whole
00:53:42.780 months
00:53:42.960 of
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00:53:43.900 and
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00:53:44.760 and
00:53:45.620 it's
00:53:45.820 free
00:53:46.080 to
00:53:46.320 try
00:53:46.620 just
00:53:46.840 go
00:53:46.960 to
00:53:47.100 shipstation.com
00:53:48.500 click
00:53:49.140 on the
00:53:49.380 microphone
00:53:49.700 at the
00:53:49.980 top
00:53:50.180 of
00:53:50.260 the
00:53:50.360 page
00:53:50.720 then
00:53:51.220 type
00:53:51.540 in
00:53:51.840 T-H-E-O
00:53:53.600 we've
00:53:54.220 used it
00:53:54.520 to ship
00:53:54.860 out
00:53:55.020 the
00:53:55.180 merch
00:53:55.520 and
00:53:55.720 I've
00:53:56.540 got
00:53:56.660 this
00:53:56.840 upstairs
00:53:57.260 on
00:53:57.620 me
00:53:57.740 right
00:53:57.960 now
00:53:58.260 and
00:53:58.460 it's
00:53:59.480 worked
00:53:59.680 well
00:54:00.000 we're
00:54:00.780 grateful
00:54:01.060 to
00:54:01.240 them
00:54:01.620 and
00:54:02.100 we're
00:54:02.220 grateful
00:54:02.460 to
00:54:02.640 you
00:54:02.920 shipstation.com
00:54:04.560 click
00:54:04.920 on the
00:54:05.160 microphone
00:54:05.480 at the
00:54:05.740 top
00:54:05.920 of the
00:54:06.120 page
00:54:06.500 and
00:54:06.900 type
00:54:07.200 in
00:54:07.460 Theo
00:54:07.820 no
00:54:10.260 frills
00:54:10.720 delivers
00:54:11.580 get
00:54:12.200 groceries
00:54:12.600 delivered
00:54:12.960 to your
00:54:13.280 door
00:54:13.480 from
00:54:13.700 no
00:54:13.920 frills
00:54:14.180 with
00:54:14.360 PC
00:54:14.680 express
00:54:15.160 shop
00:54:15.880 online
00:54:16.260 and
00:54:16.440 get
00:54:16.560 $15
00:54:17.100 in
00:54:17.600 PC
00:54:17.920 optimum
00:54:18.300 points
00:54:18.640 on
00:54:18.800 your
00:54:18.940 first
00:54:19.200 five
00:54:19.500 orders
00:54:19.840 shop
00:54:20.440 now
00:54:20.700 at
00:54:20.960 no
00:54:21.160 frills
00:54:21.500 dot
00:54:21.780 ca
00:54:22.100 god
00:54:23.680 I
00:54:23.800 remember
00:54:23.980 how
00:54:24.180 fucking
00:54:24.400 horny
00:54:24.620 I
00:54:24.760 was
00:54:24.980 bro
00:54:25.240 I
00:54:25.640 fucking
00:54:25.980 beat
00:54:26.240 my
00:54:26.420 dick
00:54:26.600 right
00:54:26.740 into
00:54:26.860 a
00:54:26.980 damn
00:54:27.160 fence
00:54:27.540 oh
00:54:27.940 wow
00:54:28.640 oh
00:54:31.440 man
00:54:31.840 I
00:54:32.580 would
00:54:32.720 fucking
00:54:33.020 punch
00:54:33.420 my
00:54:33.620 dick
00:54:33.840 I
00:54:33.940 remember
00:54:34.140 sometimes
00:54:34.620 it
00:54:35.020 was
00:54:35.140 so
00:54:35.360 hard
00:54:35.680 bro
00:54:35.980 sorry
00:54:36.480 I
00:54:36.700 just
00:54:36.880 get
00:54:37.420 a
00:54:37.580 little
00:54:37.680 weird
00:54:38.020 but
00:54:38.360 I
00:54:38.840 remember
00:54:39.200 punching
00:54:40.220 my
00:54:40.460 fucking
00:54:40.760 dick
00:54:41.140 I posted
00:54:41.220 a video
00:54:41.720 last year
00:54:42.360 of my
00:54:42.800 girl
00:54:43.200 smacking
00:54:44.440 me in
00:54:44.740 the nuts
00:54:45.180 as hard
00:54:45.600 as she
00:54:45.920 could
00:54:46.280 I
00:54:46.640 was
00:54:46.840 in
00:54:47.000 like
00:54:47.340 I
00:54:48.000 was
00:54:48.140 on
00:54:48.280 my
00:54:48.460 back
00:54:48.800 on
00:54:48.980 the
00:54:49.100 bed
00:54:49.340 like
00:54:49.580 like
00:54:50.740 a
00:54:50.880 turtle
00:54:51.240 and
00:54:52.600 I
00:54:52.840 was
00:54:53.820 like
00:54:54.000 dude
00:54:54.320 I
00:54:54.560 was
00:54:54.700 recording
00:54:56.740 smack
00:54:58.520 that
00:54:58.880 shit
00:54:59.260 that
00:55:00.320 video
00:55:00.620 had
00:55:00.840 like
00:55:01.040 half
00:55:01.280 a
00:55:01.440 million
00:55:01.680 views
00:55:02.180 I
00:55:02.800 deleted
00:55:03.260 it
00:55:03.560 though
00:55:03.760 like
00:55:04.040 a
00:55:04.180 month
00:55:04.800 later
00:55:05.200 really
00:55:05.500 why
00:55:05.900 I
00:55:07.280 don't
00:55:07.640 delete
00:55:08.160 stuff
00:55:08.420 sometimes
00:55:08.840 I
00:55:08.980 know
00:55:09.120 yeah
00:55:09.460 I
00:55:09.640 delete
00:55:09.920 a lot
00:55:10.320 of
00:55:10.500 shit
00:55:10.820 I
00:55:11.300 do
00:55:11.440 too
00:55:11.620 sometimes
00:55:11.820 people
00:55:12.080 piss
00:55:12.340 me
00:55:12.560 off
00:55:13.020 I
00:55:13.800 post
00:55:14.120 shit
00:55:14.340 and
00:55:14.460 I'm
00:55:14.560 like
00:55:14.840 like
00:55:16.980 I'll
00:55:17.180 post
00:55:17.400 some
00:55:17.600 fight
00:55:17.860 stuff
00:55:18.260 and
00:55:18.500 now
00:55:18.940 I'm
00:55:19.100 in
00:55:19.200 this
00:55:19.400 mood
00:55:19.660 where
00:55:19.840 it's
00:55:20.020 like
00:55:20.220 nah
00:55:20.440 you're
00:55:20.760 gonna
00:55:20.800 wait
00:55:21.060 to
00:55:21.220 see
00:55:21.440 me
00:55:21.860 in
00:55:22.840 action
00:55:23.220 I
00:55:24.420 got
00:55:24.860 some
00:55:25.100 sparring
00:55:25.560 footage
00:55:26.020 and
00:55:26.240 stuff
00:55:26.660 that
00:55:26.940 and
00:55:27.380 I'm
00:55:27.500 also
00:55:27.760 not
00:55:28.060 trying
00:55:28.480 to
00:55:28.640 like
00:55:28.920 post
00:55:30.300 me
00:55:30.700 beating
00:55:31.860 up
00:55:32.140 people
00:55:32.540 who
00:55:32.760 are
00:55:32.900 helping
00:55:33.180 me
00:55:33.440 out
00:55:33.740 either
00:55:34.100 you know
00:55:34.700 and
00:55:34.900 sparring
00:55:35.300 you know
00:55:35.580 you need
00:55:36.000 a sparring
00:55:36.420 partner
00:55:36.660 you can't
00:55:37.040 fucking
00:55:37.220 just
00:55:37.480 always
00:55:37.820 shadowbox
00:55:38.460 and punch
00:55:38.860 the air
00:55:39.300 yeah
00:55:39.860 you're
00:55:40.320 gonna
00:55:40.400 lose
00:55:40.900 so
00:55:41.520 so I
00:55:43.800 stopped
00:55:44.180 posting
00:55:44.660 a lot
00:55:45.020 of this
00:55:45.260 stuff
00:55:45.560 you know
00:55:45.860 fighters
00:55:46.240 are like
00:55:46.680 I want
00:55:47.100 to
00:55:47.220 I want
00:55:47.800 people
00:55:48.120 to know
00:55:48.720 that I'm
00:55:49.500 capable
00:55:49.920 of like
00:55:50.980 good
00:55:51.680 fighting
00:55:52.200 technique
00:55:52.840 and can
00:55:53.260 knock
00:55:53.500 people
00:55:53.800 out
00:55:54.100 and I'm
00:55:54.420 swift
00:55:54.800 and I'm
00:55:55.240 I got
00:55:55.760 that
00:55:56.000 swagger
00:55:56.500 but
00:55:57.800 when you
00:55:59.240 post it
00:56:00.140 it might
00:56:01.960 not be
00:56:02.360 what you
00:56:02.800 you know
00:56:04.220 it might
00:56:04.540 not look
00:56:05.000 how you
00:56:05.380 want
00:56:05.780 that image
00:56:06.600 to be
00:56:07.060 so
00:56:07.420 and then
00:56:09.320 you know
00:56:09.660 people bring
00:56:10.260 their comments
00:56:11.060 these motherfuckers
00:56:12.100 who want
00:56:13.060 to talk shit
00:56:13.620 about my
00:56:14.100 fighting
00:56:14.460 they ain't
00:56:14.980 never fought
00:56:15.540 nobody
00:56:16.100 they fight
00:56:16.660 that
00:56:16.900 they fight
00:56:17.980 themselves
00:56:18.540 out of bed
00:56:19.140 every morning
00:56:19.680 because they're
00:56:20.120 fat pieces
00:56:20.660 of shit
00:56:21.140 or something
00:56:21.660 yeah
00:56:22.220 and
00:56:22.720 a lot of
00:56:24.020 sick people
00:56:24.480 out there
00:56:25.040 but you know
00:56:25.940 you can't let
00:56:26.520 the comments
00:56:27.020 mean anything
00:56:27.740 no
00:56:28.060 especially you
00:56:28.840 man
00:56:29.020 the people
00:56:29.500 your personality
00:56:30.780 is I mean
00:56:32.000 watching you
00:56:33.040 fight is insane
00:56:34.020 bro
00:56:34.240 it's literally
00:56:35.060 it's like
00:56:35.740 watching something
00:56:36.380 insane happen
00:56:37.320 good
00:56:37.700 okay
00:56:38.260 that's just
00:56:39.220 from a perspective
00:56:40.000 it's just
00:56:40.420 you're like
00:56:41.220 damn this is
00:56:41.920 insane bro
00:56:42.980 but also
00:56:44.120 your personality
00:56:45.240 people love
00:56:46.560 you bro
00:56:47.000 so it's almost
00:56:47.600 like I feel
00:56:48.200 like you
00:56:48.560 they like to
00:56:49.080 fuck with me
00:56:49.800 because I
00:56:50.400 bite it
00:56:50.980 and I'm like
00:56:51.560 oh now maybe
00:56:52.580 that might be
00:56:53.120 why
00:56:53.400 you're a fucking
00:56:54.900 piece of shit
00:56:55.540 Mike
00:56:55.780 I'm like
00:56:56.120 fuck you
00:56:56.880 bro
00:56:57.400 they're like
00:56:59.200 oh I hope
00:56:59.920 they say the
00:57:00.780 worst shit
00:57:01.680 say mean shit
00:57:03.400 and then sometimes
00:57:04.340 they say something
00:57:05.380 like oh
00:57:06.280 you don't fucking
00:57:07.220 move your head
00:57:07.940 and they do this
00:57:08.840 and you're like
00:57:09.440 okay bitch
00:57:10.040 you're kind of
00:57:10.960 right
00:57:11.200 but like
00:57:12.800 you're not
00:57:13.160 right
00:57:13.540 because
00:57:14.300 like the head
00:57:15.800 moving your head
00:57:16.640 comment
00:57:17.100 first of all
00:57:20.120 no one has
00:57:21.360 taken the hits
00:57:22.200 that I've taken
00:57:23.000 obviously I'm
00:57:25.620 moving some
00:57:26.540 type of way
00:57:27.180 because I take
00:57:27.840 them hits
00:57:28.480 but you know
00:57:30.780 so
00:57:31.340 you just
00:57:32.460 you type on
00:57:33.920 that keyboard
00:57:34.600 and I'm gonna
00:57:35.340 fucking
00:57:35.760 type on some
00:57:36.460 ass out here
00:57:37.200 I'm gonna type
00:57:37.760 on somebody's
00:57:38.260 face
00:57:38.580 yeah
00:57:39.360 with my fist
00:57:40.300 baby
00:57:40.520 A-S-D-F
00:57:41.700 baby
00:57:42.000 did you ever
00:57:43.180 do you like
00:57:45.020 taking the hits
00:57:45.700 yeah
00:57:47.520 sometimes
00:57:49.400 I try to tell
00:57:50.560 myself you know
00:57:51.380 don't like it
00:57:52.260 too much
00:57:52.820 it's not the
00:57:53.540 idea
00:57:54.020 but sometimes
00:57:55.600 I can bait
00:57:56.480 people
00:57:56.920 to be in the
00:57:58.640 right place
00:57:59.380 like that movie
00:58:00.540 Wanted
00:58:01.120 you know
00:58:01.600 and the guy
00:58:01.980 standing on the
00:58:02.800 X
00:58:03.180 yeah
00:58:04.180 he's standing
00:58:05.140 on the X
00:58:05.780 and he's like
00:58:06.200 oh shit
00:58:06.880 you right where
00:58:08.980 I wanted you
00:58:09.740 here you go
00:58:12.020 come on with it
00:58:13.320 whoa
00:58:14.060 bait
00:58:15.340 bait and switch
00:58:16.420 are there times
00:58:17.420 when you know
00:58:17.960 right when you
00:58:18.520 throw the punch
00:58:19.280 that it's game
00:58:19.960 over
00:58:20.180 does that ever
00:58:21.600 kind of happen
00:58:22.140 or is it too
00:58:22.580 fast
00:58:23.080 no
00:58:24.440 yeah
00:58:25.020 cause
00:58:25.360 all the best
00:58:26.460 knockouts
00:58:27.580 I feel like
00:58:28.180 I've had
00:58:28.760 I feel like
00:58:30.540 you don't feel
00:58:31.160 them
00:58:31.300 like when I
00:58:31.760 got Ellenberger
00:58:32.640 I was just
00:58:34.060 like moving
00:58:34.860 and I didn't
00:58:36.140 even feel that
00:58:36.920 on my elbow
00:58:37.700 a couple
00:58:40.460 right hands
00:58:41.200 I hit people
00:58:41.840 with
00:58:42.280 didn't even
00:58:43.580 feel it
00:58:44.180 you know
00:58:44.800 like that
00:58:46.340 England fight
00:58:46.920 Danny Roberts
00:58:47.640 I need him
00:58:48.620 I hit him
00:58:49.320 with the right
00:58:49.740 hand
00:58:50.040 need him
00:58:50.640 and I was
00:58:51.360 like trying
00:58:51.940 to get him
00:58:52.380 on the way
00:58:52.840 down
00:58:53.360 you never
00:58:54.960 know
00:58:55.180 you always
00:58:55.660 try to
00:58:56.500 hit him
00:58:58.620 until they
00:58:59.020 stop you
00:58:59.540 that's your
00:59:00.240 job
00:59:00.680 you know
00:59:01.400 is to fight
00:59:02.240 until they
00:59:03.120 separate you
00:59:04.220 it's not
00:59:04.880 your job
00:59:05.380 to stop
00:59:05.900 fighting
00:59:06.280 cause you're
00:59:06.780 winning
00:59:07.400 kill that
00:59:09.440 motherfucker
00:59:09.960 I mean
00:59:11.620 they're blood
00:59:12.140 contracts
00:59:12.920 if someone
00:59:13.940 dies
00:59:14.400 no one's
00:59:14.880 in trouble
00:59:15.400 wow
00:59:16.380 a lot of
00:59:17.100 people don't
00:59:17.520 die I guess
00:59:18.320 that's part
00:59:19.300 of it
00:59:19.500 if someone
00:59:19.780 dies
00:59:20.060 no one's
00:59:20.360 in trouble
00:59:20.720 that's the
00:59:21.260 thing about
00:59:21.660 me
00:59:21.900 right
00:59:22.160 I'm tough
00:59:22.760 enough
00:59:23.020 you gonna
00:59:23.400 have to
00:59:23.780 kill me
00:59:24.460 I'm gonna
00:59:26.980 fight someone
00:59:27.520 who's maybe
00:59:28.040 capable
00:59:28.560 maybe that's
00:59:30.740 MVP
00:59:31.120 maybe that's
00:59:32.160 the highlight
00:59:32.520 of the fight
00:59:33.000 right
00:59:33.200 he's capable
00:59:34.060 he's knocked
00:59:34.980 out some
00:59:35.400 people in
00:59:35.880 some pretty
00:59:36.380 severe ways
00:59:37.340 I'm really
00:59:38.140 excited
00:59:38.680 to test
00:59:40.180 my bone
00:59:41.500 against his
00:59:42.360 that's a London
00:59:42.900 fella
00:59:43.240 yeah
00:59:43.900 MVP is a
00:59:45.520 Bellator guy
00:59:46.200 yeah
00:59:47.180 he threw
00:59:47.860 you know
00:59:48.320 about him
00:59:48.700 he threw
00:59:49.120 that pokeball
00:59:49.880 at that dude
00:59:50.560 after he like
00:59:51.460 crushed his skull
00:59:53.680 with his knee
00:59:54.400 but he don't got
00:59:55.300 knees in this fight
00:59:56.180 with me
00:59:56.440 he just got his
00:59:57.140 hand
00:59:57.500 and he moves
00:59:58.820 he's trying not
00:59:59.580 to get hit
01:00:00.260 and things like
01:00:00.940 that but
01:00:01.500 you know
01:00:02.940 I keep thinking
01:00:03.720 you know
01:00:04.120 he might not
01:00:05.260 be the one
01:00:06.060 that shows up
01:00:06.960 oh you think
01:00:08.480 they might switch
01:00:08.940 it out
01:00:09.260 we'll see
01:00:10.960 you'll be there
01:00:11.560 I'll be there
01:00:12.500 I'll be ready
01:00:13.100 I don't care
01:00:14.000 who it is
01:00:14.580 I'll be ready
01:00:15.320 but
01:00:15.720 it is cool
01:00:17.140 this fight
01:00:18.520 before the UFC
01:00:20.400 days
01:00:21.140 when I was like
01:00:22.040 7 and 0
01:00:22.760 7 knockouts
01:00:23.700 it went through
01:00:24.880 Facebook
01:00:25.380 it got pretty
01:00:26.160 big buzz
01:00:27.160 we were trying
01:00:27.920 to make the
01:00:28.480 me versus
01:00:29.260 MVP fights
01:00:30.280 since back
01:00:31.940 then
01:00:32.340 I'm a fan
01:00:34.140 of MVP
01:00:34.760 he's done
01:00:35.600 some really
01:00:36.120 cool stuff
01:00:36.780 but I feel
01:00:37.740 like he's
01:00:38.060 always fought
01:00:38.660 people
01:00:39.260 that were
01:00:41.780 put there
01:00:42.640 for him
01:00:43.020 to do that
01:00:43.640 to them
01:00:44.000 and I'm
01:00:45.600 not the one
01:00:46.440 that you can
01:00:46.940 just do that
01:00:47.700 to
01:00:47.940 so we're
01:00:48.840 both in
01:00:49.320 for a fight
01:00:49.980 here
01:00:50.160 I don't think
01:00:50.640 he's the one
01:00:51.260 I think
01:00:51.620 he'll be
01:00:51.960 very hard
01:00:52.580 for me
01:00:52.980 to hit
01:00:53.300 he's very
01:00:53.740 elusive
01:00:54.300 he's like
01:00:55.220 that thing
01:00:57.260 at the car
01:00:57.760 dealership
01:00:58.460 you know what
01:00:59.260 I mean
01:00:59.600 come get this
01:01:00.620 buy this car
01:01:02.640 I'm gonna catch
01:01:04.440 his ass
01:01:04.940 though
01:01:05.300 damn
01:01:05.780 fuck
01:01:06.940 hit the switch
01:01:07.980 and the air
01:01:08.520 just come down
01:01:09.520 it's time
01:01:11.960 for me to
01:01:12.380 knock somebody
01:01:12.860 out again
01:01:13.360 it is about
01:01:13.880 time
01:01:14.180 it's about
01:01:17.040 time
01:01:17.480 man
01:01:17.680 do you
01:01:18.440 can you
01:01:19.580 really
01:01:19.800 is there
01:01:20.320 really times
01:01:20.780 where you
01:01:21.360 are baiting
01:01:21.840 people
01:01:22.100 where you
01:01:22.420 are like
01:01:22.820 okay I
01:01:23.460 know I
01:01:23.800 can get
01:01:24.140 them
01:01:24.240 to hit
01:01:24.500 me
01:01:24.600 right
01:01:24.760 here
01:01:24.920 then
01:01:25.120 they're
01:01:25.320 going
01:01:25.420 to be
01:01:25.640 in a
01:01:25.840 place
01:01:26.060 where I
01:01:26.320 can
01:01:26.480 yeah
01:01:27.880 I mean
01:01:29.360 I just
01:01:30.120 I feel
01:01:30.900 like
01:01:31.140 oh that's
01:01:32.720 kind of
01:01:32.980 one thing
01:01:33.320 I thought
01:01:33.640 the other
01:01:33.940 day about
01:01:34.380 that moving
01:01:35.080 the head
01:01:35.440 thing
01:01:35.680 is like
01:01:36.080 why move
01:01:37.340 your head
01:01:37.800 if you
01:01:38.100 could just
01:01:38.540 throw a
01:01:39.240 punch
01:01:39.640 if you
01:01:41.340 can hit
01:01:41.760 them
01:01:42.260 instead of
01:01:43.820 dodging
01:01:44.360 them and
01:01:44.860 then not
01:01:45.280 doing shit
01:01:46.020 just hit
01:01:47.660 them
01:01:47.880 that's how
01:01:49.240 I think
01:01:49.600 you see
01:01:50.280 people who
01:01:50.860 fight with
01:01:51.260 their hands
01:01:51.740 down
01:01:52.180 oh yeah
01:01:53.500 I'll
01:01:55.040 be
01:01:55.180 damn
01:01:55.640 Michael
01:01:56.940 Venter
01:01:57.160 Page
01:01:57.480 is
01:01:57.620 going
01:01:57.760 to
01:01:57.860 stand
01:01:58.100 in
01:01:58.240 front
01:01:58.380 of
01:01:58.460 me
01:01:58.580 with
01:01:58.760 his
01:01:58.940 hands
01:01:59.280 down
01:01:59.600 the whole
01:02:00.040 time
01:02:00.460 and I'm
01:02:01.940 going to
01:02:02.360 fucking
01:02:02.740 throw punches
01:02:03.680 at him
01:02:04.140 the whole
01:02:04.820 time
01:02:05.260 and make
01:02:06.140 him put
01:02:06.540 his fucking
01:02:07.020 hands up
01:02:07.480 I'm going to
01:02:07.860 hit him
01:02:08.240 and he's
01:02:08.840 going to
01:02:09.040 have to
01:02:09.360 put his
01:02:09.660 hands up
01:02:10.140 I think
01:02:10.800 it's so
01:02:11.120 disrespectful
01:02:11.740 when people
01:02:12.680 be there
01:02:13.160 hands down
01:02:14.200 and the
01:02:14.920 other guy
01:02:15.340 just doesn't
01:02:15.960 know how
01:02:16.340 to enter
01:02:16.940 because every
01:02:17.920 time he
01:02:18.280 comes in
01:02:18.680 the dude
01:02:19.000 just throws
01:02:19.620 something up
01:02:20.320 and it
01:02:21.420 lands it's got
01:02:22.240 power the
01:02:22.820 pocket shot
01:02:23.500 that's what
01:02:23.820 they call
01:02:24.180 that the
01:02:24.480 pocket shot
01:02:25.120 your hands
01:02:25.680 are down
01:02:25.920 by your
01:02:26.220 pockets
01:02:26.600 and you
01:02:26.940 throw from
01:02:27.760 the hip
01:02:28.200 Roy Jones
01:02:29.020 used to
01:02:29.340 knock a lot
01:02:29.820 of people
01:02:30.120 out like
01:02:30.600 that
01:02:30.960 but I'll
01:02:31.980 be damned
01:02:32.500 if someone
01:02:32.880 gonna stand
01:02:33.360 in front of
01:02:33.720 me with
01:02:33.960 their hands
01:02:34.380 down
01:02:34.660 learn how
01:02:35.140 to punch
01:02:35.620 you gotta
01:02:36.200 just go
01:02:36.700 for it
01:02:37.640 is there
01:02:38.600 a bout
01:02:38.940 you see
01:02:39.320 maybe even
01:02:39.820 outside of
01:02:40.900 your weight
01:02:41.160 class
01:02:41.380 do you have
01:02:41.720 any thoughts
01:02:42.060 like
01:02:42.260 are there
01:02:43.920 any UFC
01:02:44.720 bouts
01:02:45.020 that you
01:02:45.260 wanted
01:02:45.460 that you
01:02:45.720 didn't
01:02:45.960 get
01:02:46.180 was there
01:02:46.800 one
01:02:46.980 that you
01:02:47.500 kind of
01:02:47.820 wish
01:02:48.000 would have
01:02:48.240 happened
01:02:48.580 and it
01:02:49.740 still
01:02:49.920 could
01:02:50.180 I mean
01:02:50.380 who knows
01:02:50.780 man
01:02:51.020 I'm a
01:02:52.860 fighter
01:02:53.220 I will
01:02:54.480 fight
01:02:54.700 anyone
01:02:55.100 I will
01:02:56.820 fight
01:02:57.120 anything
01:02:57.920 me
01:02:59.540 versus
01:03:00.080 Mike Tyson
01:03:01.300 me versus
01:03:02.080 John Jones
01:03:03.060 me versus
01:03:03.660 Jake Paul
01:03:04.440 me versus
01:03:05.260 Logan Paul
01:03:06.480 Floyd Mayweather
01:03:07.800 I'm trying to
01:03:08.340 put myself
01:03:08.940 in a winning
01:03:09.420 category
01:03:10.280 it's no
01:03:10.960 disrespect
01:03:11.380 obviously
01:03:12.140 me versus
01:03:13.400 Kamaru Usman
01:03:14.540 I mean
01:03:15.400 and I think
01:03:16.980 you know
01:03:18.460 that's the
01:03:18.900 thing
01:03:19.060 they want
01:03:19.420 to
01:03:19.580 they want
01:03:20.080 to
01:03:20.200 you know
01:03:20.860 UFC's
01:03:21.640 pretty big
01:03:22.480 and
01:03:22.860 it looks
01:03:23.920 good
01:03:24.240 when they're
01:03:24.740 when they're
01:03:25.280 champions
01:03:25.800 win their
01:03:26.820 championship
01:03:27.520 they got
01:03:28.140 their nice
01:03:28.680 looking belt
01:03:29.460 they changed
01:03:30.120 the belt
01:03:30.500 the belt
01:03:30.860 used to be
01:03:31.400 kind of
01:03:31.760 cooler
01:03:32.080 but now
01:03:32.860 it's cool
01:03:33.380 too
01:03:33.740 it just
01:03:34.460 looks like
01:03:34.780 a Power Ranger
01:03:35.540 thing now
01:03:36.140 I like the
01:03:36.500 old belt
01:03:36.840 honestly
01:03:37.220 yeah
01:03:37.960 the fence
01:03:39.100 and the
01:03:39.440 bare knuckles
01:03:40.120 and shit
01:03:40.640 or the
01:03:41.180 brass knuckles
01:03:41.880 or something
01:03:42.360 and
01:03:42.720 um
01:03:43.540 or that was
01:03:44.740 like
01:03:44.920 oh
01:03:45.260 anyways
01:03:46.020 um
01:03:48.220 I don't
01:03:50.960 you know
01:03:51.740 do I ever
01:03:52.260 want to be
01:03:52.680 so special
01:03:53.320 that I
01:03:53.820 I would
01:03:54.960 look at the
01:03:55.480 sport of
01:03:56.180 bare knuckle
01:03:56.600 boxing
01:03:57.100 and
01:03:58.580 not give it
01:04:00.420 its respect
01:04:01.200 and say
01:04:01.760 I ain't doing
01:04:02.860 that shit
01:04:03.460 that shit
01:04:04.440 looks terrible
01:04:05.280 I'm not doing
01:04:06.200 that
01:04:06.580 I don't know
01:04:07.320 it
01:04:08.900 it might look
01:04:10.000 terrible a lot
01:04:10.720 of the times
01:04:11.180 but when it
01:04:11.620 does look good
01:04:12.520 or when you
01:04:13.040 see someone
01:04:13.740 beat the
01:04:14.560 out of
01:04:15.240 somebody
01:04:15.700 you're like
01:04:16.280 that guy
01:04:17.200 needs a
01:04:17.640 challenge
01:04:18.240 right
01:04:20.060 there should
01:04:21.040 be two
01:04:21.460 monsters
01:04:22.060 in there
01:04:22.780 really showing
01:04:24.340 what real
01:04:25.100 combat
01:04:25.640 is like
01:04:26.520 bare knuckle
01:04:28.000 punching in
01:04:29.100 the face
01:04:29.680 and you
01:04:31.320 can hold
01:04:32.040 a little bit
01:04:32.860 to try to
01:04:33.460 protect yourself
01:04:34.360 but mostly
01:04:35.640 separate
01:04:36.440 and box
01:04:37.300 and
01:04:38.100 it feels
01:04:38.860 grittier
01:04:39.180 when you're
01:04:39.520 when I'm
01:04:39.800 watching it
01:04:40.280 man
01:04:40.460 when I'm
01:04:40.820 watching it
01:04:41.380 and I
01:04:42.040 first even
01:04:42.660 learned about it
01:04:43.520 because of you
01:04:44.300 that's the first
01:04:44.920 reason I even
01:04:45.420 learned about
01:04:46.020 that my
01:04:47.600 attention got
01:04:48.120 drawn to it
01:04:48.760 and I was
01:04:49.620 like damn
01:04:50.300 that is
01:04:51.020 fucking
01:04:51.540 really real
01:04:53.520 I'm looking
01:04:54.280 to be quite
01:04:54.900 different next
01:04:55.560 time from the
01:04:56.100 first one
01:04:56.620 I mean
01:04:57.000 Julian Lane
01:04:57.740 was tough
01:04:58.400 he was
01:05:00.120 he was
01:05:00.760 strong
01:05:01.400 I hit him
01:05:04.120 with a lot
01:05:04.480 of shots
01:05:05.140 and then my
01:05:07.120 hands were
01:05:07.680 busted and I
01:05:08.500 toned down
01:05:09.120 the power
01:05:09.660 a lot
01:05:10.180 on the shots
01:05:10.980 and the
01:05:12.140 cleanliness
01:05:12.620 but since
01:05:13.480 that fight
01:05:14.140 since everything
01:05:14.880 I've learned
01:05:15.440 from my
01:05:15.940 first bare
01:05:16.600 knuckle fight
01:05:17.200 the things
01:05:18.280 that you can
01:05:18.840 learn only
01:05:19.700 from doing
01:05:20.620 it
01:05:20.900 you can't
01:05:21.840 practice it
01:05:22.540 who's gonna
01:05:23.160 bare knuckle
01:05:23.660 spar you
01:05:24.360 not a lot
01:05:25.440 of people
01:05:25.820 not a lot
01:05:26.400 of kids
01:05:26.700 and then you
01:05:27.500 don't want
01:05:27.880 to get cut
01:05:28.380 sparring
01:05:29.100 training
01:05:29.560 all that
01:05:30.300 you're both
01:05:30.760 gonna be cut
01:05:31.460 and have to
01:05:31.960 go get
01:05:32.300 stitches
01:05:32.720 that's gonna
01:05:33.380 cost thousands
01:05:34.280 of dollars
01:05:34.880 so
01:05:35.860 you know
01:05:37.980 the
01:05:39.000 you can't
01:05:41.240 practice it
01:05:41.740 you can only
01:05:42.240 learn from
01:05:42.800 jumping in
01:05:43.340 the ring
01:05:43.740 and trying
01:05:45.120 it out
01:05:45.560 and doing
01:05:46.040 it
01:05:46.240 so once
01:05:46.700 I did
01:05:47.180 that
01:05:47.460 now
01:05:47.860 I've been
01:05:48.300 finding out
01:05:48.940 more about
01:05:49.580 my knuckles
01:05:50.180 about my
01:05:50.740 punching ability
01:05:51.680 about how
01:05:52.480 the shots
01:05:53.360 should land
01:05:54.120 and are you
01:05:54.480 training
01:05:54.720 differently
01:05:55.100 with it
01:05:55.520 yeah
01:05:55.960 I've really
01:05:56.740 been
01:05:57.140 focused
01:05:58.340 on
01:05:59.100 you know
01:06:00.840 there's some
01:06:01.860 there's some
01:06:02.740 days I go
01:06:03.560 in the gym
01:06:04.100 and I'll
01:06:04.680 beat the bag
01:06:05.260 up
01:06:05.580 bare knuckle
01:06:06.960 sometimes I'll
01:06:08.120 wrap the wrist
01:06:08.780 and beat them
01:06:09.240 up bare knuckle
01:06:10.080 and then I get
01:06:11.720 carried away
01:06:12.560 and then I can't
01:06:13.680 use my hands
01:06:14.460 for a week
01:06:15.200 because I just
01:06:16.060 destroy
01:06:16.760 I burn all
01:06:17.920 the skin
01:06:18.400 on them
01:06:18.760 I get these
01:06:19.220 big nasty
01:06:20.000 scabs
01:06:20.680 and then my
01:06:21.240 bones get so
01:06:22.260 hard that
01:06:22.980 like I
01:06:23.740 you know
01:06:25.660 what you can't
01:06:26.320 even lift up
01:06:26.760 a muffin
01:06:27.180 like yeah
01:06:28.980 you know
01:06:29.500 I always be able
01:06:30.940 to lift something
01:06:31.660 up I ain't never
01:06:32.440 gonna complain
01:06:33.160 trust me
01:06:33.560 this ain't
01:06:33.980 complaints
01:06:34.500 this is
01:06:35.060 facts
01:06:35.820 you know
01:06:37.020 you gotta ice
01:06:37.800 and stuff like
01:06:38.460 that I gotta
01:06:39.020 I gotta get
01:06:39.840 a video
01:06:40.260 somebody
01:06:40.700 Joe Rogan
01:06:41.500 been doing
01:06:41.960 their videos
01:06:42.620 in the damn
01:06:43.420 ice bath
01:06:44.840 I'm about to
01:06:46.660 get in there
01:06:47.240 and show
01:06:48.160 my toughness
01:06:49.500 I saw a couple
01:06:50.860 people do
01:06:51.440 ice bath videos
01:06:52.520 that's a good
01:06:53.020 video
01:06:53.460 yeah
01:06:53.900 I just got
01:06:55.220 an ice bath
01:06:55.640 not too long
01:06:56.100 ago
01:06:56.360 it's good
01:06:57.440 but I don't
01:06:58.540 know if anything
01:06:58.980 will fucking
01:06:59.340 cool you all
01:06:59.960 bro
01:07:00.200 I think you
01:07:00.840 just
01:07:01.160 I think you
01:07:01.940 run at your
01:07:02.280 own temperature
01:07:02.760 dog
01:07:03.120 yeah
01:07:04.040 try to be
01:07:04.640 fiery
01:07:05.120 you know
01:07:05.920 I think you
01:07:06.640 do man
01:07:07.040 I think you
01:07:07.360 do
01:07:07.560 I try to
01:07:07.860 keep my
01:07:08.180 cool too
01:07:08.700 though
01:07:08.900 it's that
01:07:09.240 line
01:07:09.760 the fire
01:07:10.740 and ice
01:07:11.480 this
01:07:12.760 you're in
01:07:13.440 almost in
01:07:15.120 Orlando
01:07:15.460 you're in
01:07:15.820 Daytona
01:07:16.420 we're in
01:07:17.080 Daytona
01:07:17.580 and Orlando
01:07:18.620 back in the
01:07:19.700 day they
01:07:20.180 had
01:07:20.680 oh you know
01:07:22.100 what I
01:07:22.420 don't know
01:07:23.580 if those
01:07:24.120 rides are
01:07:24.540 still here
01:07:24.980 they used
01:07:25.360 to have
01:07:25.700 the
01:07:25.980 dueling
01:07:26.420 dragons
01:07:27.100 ride
01:07:27.680 Islands of
01:07:31.260 Adventure
01:07:31.700 Universal
01:07:32.820 Studios
01:07:33.460 this is
01:07:34.060 big thing
01:07:34.820 here
01:07:35.240 and I
01:07:36.060 had
01:07:36.320 you know
01:07:36.820 passes
01:07:37.360 and they
01:07:37.900 got the
01:07:38.200 Volcano Bay
01:07:39.180 all the
01:07:40.160 Volcano Bay
01:07:42.420 is kind of
01:07:43.080 fun
01:07:43.240 it's water
01:07:43.600 slides
01:07:43.980 but the
01:07:44.860 fire and
01:07:45.420 ice
01:07:45.720 they had
01:07:46.180 the two
01:07:46.960 dragons
01:07:47.600 and these
01:07:48.280 roller coasters
01:07:48.900 intertwined
01:07:50.120 and like
01:07:51.000 they would
01:07:51.320 come at
01:07:51.820 each other
01:07:52.460 and it
01:07:52.920 was good
01:07:53.300 do flips
01:07:53.900 it was
01:07:54.580 crazy
01:07:54.920 dude
01:07:56.180 do you
01:07:56.540 ever
01:07:56.760 remember
01:07:57.320 what subject
01:08:00.540 you were best
01:08:01.080 at in school
01:08:01.600 do you remember
01:08:02.180 I was just
01:08:03.500 thinking how
01:08:04.200 I can't
01:08:04.940 stay on
01:08:05.880 subject
01:08:06.320 and how
01:08:06.860 I keep
01:08:07.200 changing
01:08:07.700 the subject
01:08:08.280 all the
01:08:08.780 time
01:08:09.100 but like
01:08:09.940 in class
01:08:10.380 was there
01:08:10.640 ever one
01:08:11.060 subject
01:08:11.360 you were
01:08:11.700 like
01:08:11.840 oh this
01:08:12.260 is the
01:08:12.440 one I
01:08:12.700 like
01:08:13.000 or this
01:08:13.260 is the
01:08:13.380 one I
01:08:13.580 was really
01:08:13.900 good at
01:08:14.360 oh man
01:08:14.820 algebra
01:08:15.400 man
01:08:15.920 I was
01:08:16.220 really good
01:08:16.700 at math
01:08:17.320 you know
01:08:19.160 I count
01:08:19.580 this money
01:08:20.160 and
01:08:20.860 yeah
01:08:21.600 yeah
01:08:21.980 yeah
01:08:22.480 you know
01:08:23.700 I can tell
01:08:24.660 the time
01:08:25.120 really well
01:08:25.760 when I went
01:08:26.860 to school
01:08:27.320 I woke
01:08:27.900 up
01:08:28.240 fucking
01:08:29.200 early
01:08:29.780 sometimes
01:08:30.900 I wouldn't
01:08:31.180 even go
01:08:31.440 to sleep
01:08:31.960 and go
01:08:32.740 to school
01:08:33.200 and
01:08:34.120 I would
01:08:36.020 first thing
01:08:36.720 I would do
01:08:37.140 and I wore
01:08:37.720 a tank top
01:08:38.640 every day
01:08:39.160 basketball shorts
01:08:40.420 and a tank top
01:08:41.120 I was the only
01:08:41.860 kid allowed
01:08:42.400 to do it
01:08:42.880 in school
01:08:43.260 I think
01:08:43.860 I was
01:08:44.160 I think
01:08:44.620 you just
01:08:44.840 did it
01:08:45.300 yeah
01:08:45.860 and they
01:08:46.160 just couldn't
01:08:46.560 tell me
01:08:46.900 no
01:08:47.120 I just
01:08:47.500 did it
01:08:47.960 they let
01:08:48.920 me do
01:08:49.320 what I
01:08:49.640 want
01:08:49.940 I guess
01:08:50.420 I used
01:08:51.500 to go
01:08:51.720 to school
01:08:52.200 I would
01:08:53.320 play
01:08:54.180 I would
01:08:54.780 gamble
01:08:55.140 cards
01:08:56.020 or dice
01:08:56.840 in the morning
01:08:57.580 five dollars
01:08:58.840 lunch money
01:08:59.420 I might leave
01:09:00.080 to twenty bucks
01:09:00.860 that day
01:09:01.220 or I might
01:09:01.680 be fucking
01:09:02.120 hungry that day
01:09:02.980 I might lose
01:09:03.560 five bucks
01:09:04.260 I'd lose to you
01:09:05.220 just so you're
01:09:05.600 not walking
01:09:06.020 around hungry
01:09:06.460 I think
01:09:06.940 no no
01:09:08.360 we was all
01:09:09.580 hungry
01:09:10.600 kids
01:09:11.220 we was all
01:09:11.800 hungry kids
01:09:12.440 trying to take
01:09:12.940 from the next
01:09:13.560 yeah
01:09:13.960 and then you
01:09:14.660 know
01:09:14.900 worst case
01:09:15.580 scenario
01:09:15.920 lunchtime
01:09:16.500 come around
01:09:17.080 you steal
01:09:17.660 somebody's
01:09:18.200 french fries
01:09:18.740 or something
01:09:19.300 yeah
01:09:19.780 and uh
01:09:20.700 anyways
01:09:21.380 I would gamble
01:09:22.460 in the morning
01:09:23.120 and then
01:09:24.180 I would go
01:09:24.820 lift weights
01:09:25.580 and then I would
01:09:26.740 go play basketball
01:09:27.600 those were my
01:09:28.140 first two classes
01:09:29.120 weight lifting
01:09:30.820 and then basketball
01:09:31.800 damn
01:09:32.640 I was short
01:09:33.200 stocky dude
01:09:34.140 so by lunch
01:09:35.860 damn
01:09:36.260 and then it was
01:09:37.260 lunch
01:09:37.700 weights
01:09:39.120 basketball
01:09:40.000 lunch
01:09:41.220 and then
01:09:42.700 I would like
01:09:43.620 you sure it was
01:09:44.140 school bro
01:09:44.780 and then it was
01:09:45.260 like
01:09:45.400 this is school
01:09:46.120 and then it was
01:09:46.620 nap time bro
01:09:47.500 yeah
01:09:47.780 damn bro
01:09:48.600 that was school bro
01:09:50.060 that might be
01:09:50.620 juvenile detention
01:09:51.600 bro
01:09:51.880 I don't know
01:09:52.360 that was school bro
01:09:53.620 I never went to
01:09:54.460 juvenile
01:09:54.820 there hadn't been
01:09:55.740 a class in that
01:09:56.600 whole lineup
01:09:57.260 I know
01:09:57.980 I tell you man
01:09:59.360 man
01:10:00.340 they knew what
01:10:01.180 I was gonna do
01:10:01.840 they were like
01:10:02.320 he's gonna play
01:10:03.600 sport or something
01:10:04.380 I knew I wanted
01:10:06.200 to fight
01:10:06.640 I remember my
01:10:07.720 first day
01:10:08.500 in high school
01:10:09.520 or something
01:10:09.960 we had an
01:10:10.760 English assignment
01:10:11.820 I was like
01:10:13.020 9th grade
01:10:13.620 or something
01:10:14.080 and then
01:10:14.600 they were like
01:10:15.980 what do you
01:10:16.340 wanna do
01:10:16.860 and I stood up
01:10:18.360 and almost
01:10:19.260 got into a fight
01:10:20.060 because I said
01:10:20.760 I wanna be a fighter
01:10:21.660 and somebody's like
01:10:23.200 get your ass beat
01:10:24.000 I said
01:10:24.280 who bitch
01:10:24.880 who gonna beat
01:10:25.480 my ass
01:10:25.980 you ain't gonna
01:10:27.000 do it
01:10:27.640 and they didn't
01:10:30.660 bro
01:10:30.820 they like that
01:10:31.400 now everybody
01:10:32.120 know
01:10:32.460 APK baby
01:10:33.560 that's a pop
01:10:34.260 go Florida
01:10:34.740 we out here
01:10:35.380 we did it
01:10:36.120 we out here
01:10:37.180 all my boys
01:10:37.900 back at school
01:10:38.640 praise god baby
01:10:39.940 well look man
01:10:41.420 best of luck
01:10:42.000 over there
01:10:42.440 in London bro
01:10:43.020 I know you don't
01:10:43.440 need it
01:10:43.820 but
01:10:44.080 and you're just
01:10:44.480 going for press
01:10:45.020 right now
01:10:45.280 when you're
01:10:45.500 coming back
01:10:45.940 yeah but
01:10:46.720 you know
01:10:47.160 I fight
01:10:48.700 at presses
01:10:49.320 and stuff
01:10:50.100 people try me
01:10:51.340 it can't be
01:10:52.160 you know
01:10:53.680 don't
01:10:54.460 I mean
01:10:56.000 I'm bored
01:10:56.620 but you're
01:10:57.600 bringing me
01:10:57.980 out here for
01:10:58.480 I'm a fighter
01:10:59.100 and you're
01:10:59.480 bringing me
01:10:59.860 out to talk
01:11:00.520 we'll talk
01:11:01.100 we'll see
01:11:01.660 let's see if
01:11:02.660 MVP says
01:11:04.100 some good jokes
01:11:04.960 if he opens
01:11:05.880 up first
01:11:06.420 or if he's
01:11:07.040 just gonna be
01:11:07.540 respectful
01:11:08.120 and like me
01:11:09.080 I'm gonna have
01:11:09.800 to open this
01:11:10.360 shit up
01:11:10.840 you know
01:11:11.640 bring it
01:11:12.660 I'm bringing
01:11:13.200 the heat
01:11:13.600 we might fight
01:11:14.660 at any given
01:11:15.340 chance
01:11:15.720 so be ready
01:11:16.420 I'll be ready
01:11:17.540 fuck yeah dude
01:11:18.540 beat his ass
01:11:19.160 he ain't gonna swing
01:11:19.360 at me
01:11:19.800 I'll fucking
01:11:21.080 swing first
01:11:22.340 and last
01:11:23.040 that's the best
01:11:23.660 way to win a fight
01:11:24.500 hit them when
01:11:25.820 they're not looking
01:11:26.560 distract them
01:11:28.420 low blow
01:11:30.260 eye gouge
01:11:32.880 bite
01:11:34.620 hard fucking
01:11:35.860 tickle
01:11:36.180 fast tickle
01:11:36.840 motherfucker
01:11:37.400 tickle
01:11:38.840 tickles are good
01:11:40.020 surprise that bitch
01:11:41.320 and when they laugh
01:11:41.920 you fucking hit them
01:11:42.660 dog
01:11:42.980 hit them in the
01:11:43.820 fucking neck
01:11:44.460 bro
01:11:44.740 I'm gonna knock
01:11:45.280 a word out
01:11:45.780 their mouth
01:11:46.140 that it knows
01:11:46.500 about to say
01:11:47.140 baloney
01:11:48.860 fucking surprise
01:11:51.540 him bro
01:11:52.080 Mike Perry man
01:11:53.380 I'm a huge fan
01:11:54.180 bro
01:11:54.440 thank you so much
01:11:55.360 for coming and
01:11:55.900 spending time with me
01:11:56.640 man
01:11:56.920 it's nice to see
01:11:57.660 you and your
01:11:57.960 family
01:11:58.380 and uh
01:11:59.320 keep fighting bro
01:12:00.760 it's fun to watch
01:12:01.500 or just keep
01:12:01.980 doing whatever
01:12:02.560 you want to do
01:12:03.640 bro
01:12:03.860 I like watching
01:12:04.580 you
01:12:04.920 whatever you do
01:12:05.780 thank you so much
01:12:07.420 Theo
01:12:07.960 it was a pleasure
01:12:08.520 to meet you
01:12:09.000 brother
01:12:09.260 yeah
01:12:09.820 thanks for letting
01:12:10.260 me hit a UFC
01:12:10.800 fighter too bro
01:12:11.500 yeah no doubt
01:12:12.240 sorry thanks for
01:12:13.080 letting me hit a
01:12:13.560 fucking fighter bro
01:12:14.380 I appreciate that
01:12:15.160 yeah thank you
01:12:16.000 it's cool the UFC
01:12:17.380 is attached to me
01:12:18.280 like that
01:12:18.880 oh it always will
01:12:20.060 I mean you could
01:12:20.460 do you
01:12:20.900 you
01:12:21.400 I don't
01:12:22.020 it's interesting
01:12:22.600 about you
01:12:22.960 it's like what
01:12:23.520 what else they gonna
01:12:25.020 make that Mike
01:12:25.840 can do
01:12:26.320 they keep making
01:12:28.160 different things
01:12:28.780 it's a painer ultimately
01:12:29.520 at the end of the
01:12:30.240 day
01:12:30.440 right
01:12:30.740 if it's
01:12:31.620 you know
01:12:31.900 some
01:12:32.160 there's a lot
01:12:33.180 of people
01:12:33.440 entertained by
01:12:34.160 fighting and I
01:12:34.840 try to bring a
01:12:35.480 good fight
01:12:36.040 um
01:12:37.820 I think
01:12:39.120 you know
01:12:39.560 Mike Tyson
01:12:40.160 did a comedy
01:12:40.840 tour
01:12:41.140 I think you
01:12:41.740 guys are
01:12:42.220 ballsy
01:12:43.020 for going out
01:12:44.060 in front of a
01:12:44.500 crowd and just
01:12:45.080 talking
01:12:45.600 well it's a
01:12:46.480 different kind of
01:12:47.040 it's like you
01:12:47.420 take these hits
01:12:48.160 but it's like
01:12:48.760 when you tell a
01:12:50.280 joker you say
01:12:50.960 something and
01:12:51.540 they don't
01:12:51.880 there's not a
01:12:52.420 response
01:12:52.980 there's that
01:12:54.320 moment of like
01:12:54.960 oh
01:12:55.380 right
01:12:56.000 it's a different
01:12:56.740 kind of pain bro
01:12:57.660 it's a different
01:12:58.240 kind of fucking
01:12:58.900 pain
01:12:59.440 you know
01:13:00.600 and then you
01:13:00.980 want more of it
01:13:01.760 that's the
01:13:02.200 interesting thing
01:13:02.780 about
01:13:03.220 I think
01:13:04.200 even strippers
01:13:05.300 strippers I think
01:13:06.580 are kind of like
01:13:07.100 comedians
01:13:07.620 any way somebody
01:13:09.240 expresses themselves
01:13:10.340 I wish I could be
01:13:10.740 a stripper
01:13:11.220 you know
01:13:12.040 did you imagine
01:13:12.860 doing them windmills
01:13:14.000 on the pole
01:13:14.680 with your balls
01:13:15.340 swinging for you
01:13:16.020 your legs too short
01:13:17.000 bro you can't have
01:13:17.560 no short leg stripper
01:13:18.720 out there
01:13:19.300 bro that shit
01:13:20.020 yeah bro
01:13:20.580 I'm on my upper
01:13:22.180 body huh
01:13:22.900 I run man
01:13:24.500 I got good legs
01:13:25.500 you look great
01:13:26.320 bro
01:13:26.700 I'm not
01:13:27.040 look dude
01:13:27.400 I didn't say
01:13:27.860 shit
01:13:28.140 somebody else
01:13:28.680 said that
01:13:29.160 shit bro
01:13:29.880 these motherfuckers
01:13:31.260 around here
01:13:31.880 dog
01:13:32.320 this neighborhood
01:13:32.960 is going
01:13:33.340 downhill
01:13:33.960 but I'm just
01:13:35.340 saying bro
01:13:35.740 you can't have
01:13:36.320 a short
01:13:37.000 leg stripper
01:13:37.780 out there
01:13:38.300 bro
01:13:38.640 stick with what
01:13:40.560 you're doing
01:13:40.860 man
01:13:41.020 you're doing
01:13:41.340 great
01:13:41.560 thank you for
01:13:42.300 entertaining
01:13:43.360 the world
01:13:43.760 man
01:13:44.100 thank you so
01:13:45.260 much
01:13:45.580 now I'm
01:13:47.600 just floating
01:13:48.300 on the breeze
01:13:49.440 and I feel
01:13:50.260 I'm falling
01:13:51.040 like these
01:13:51.940 leaves
01:13:52.400 I must be
01:13:53.480 cornerstone
01:13:55.440 oh but when
01:13:58.940 I reach that
01:13:59.840 ground
01:14:00.300 I'll share
01:14:01.040 this peace
01:14:01.780 of mind
01:14:02.440 I found
01:14:03.120 I can feel
01:14:04.160 it
01:14:04.500 in my bones
01:14:06.620 but it's
01:14:08.340 gonna take
01:14:09.540 a little
01:14:11.240 time
01:14:12.280 for me to
01:14:14.420 set that
01:14:14.960 parking brake
01:14:16.160 and let
01:14:17.100 myself
01:14:17.780 unwind
01:14:18.920 shine
01:14:20.320 that light
01:14:21.720 on me
01:14:22.880 I'll sit
01:14:26.260 and tell
01:14:26.900 you my
01:14:27.560 stories
01:14:28.560 shine
01:14:30.920 on me
01:14:33.560 and I will
01:14:36.020 find a song
01:14:37.800 I will sing
01:14:38.940 ladies and
01:15:06.460 gentlemen
01:15:06.760 I'm Jonathan
01:15:07.580 kite
01:15:07.940 and welcome
01:15:08.560 to kite
01:15:09.000 club
01:15:09.300 a podcast
01:15:10.200 where I'll be
01:15:10.920 sharing thoughts
01:15:11.520 on things like
01:15:12.220 current events
01:15:12.940 stand-up stories
01:15:14.160 and seven ways
01:15:15.260 to pleasure
01:15:15.780 your partner
01:15:16.480 the answer
01:15:17.520 may shock you
01:15:18.380 sometimes I'll
01:15:19.440 interview my
01:15:19.920 friends
01:15:20.400 sometimes I won't
01:15:21.720 and as always
01:15:23.260 I'll be joined
01:15:23.920 by the voices
01:15:24.500 in my head
01:15:25.240 you have
01:15:26.080 three new
01:15:27.260 voice messages
01:15:28.080 a lot of
01:15:29.280 people are
01:15:29.760 talking about
01:15:30.440 kite club
01:15:31.100 I've been
01:15:31.780 talking about
01:15:32.560 kite club
01:15:33.080 for so long
01:15:33.900 longer than
01:15:34.620 anybody else
01:15:35.540 so great
01:15:36.340 hi
01:15:37.320 sweet
01:15:37.880 easy deal
01:15:39.380 anyone who
01:15:40.600 doesn't listen
01:15:41.120 to kite club
01:15:41.840 is a dodgy
01:15:42.700 bloody wanker
01:15:43.860 jermaine
01:15:44.580 I'll take a
01:15:46.700 quarter pounder
01:15:47.380 with cheese
01:15:47.860 and a McFlurry
01:15:48.880 sorry sir but our
01:15:49.720 ice cream machine
01:15:50.260 is broken
01:15:50.740 I think Tom
01:15:54.380 Hanks just
01:15:54.820 butt dialed me
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