This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 09, 2023


E434 Funny Marco

Topics
tour tickets announcements energy being black color race Britney Spears flat earthers
Hosted by
Theo Von
Guests
Funny Marco
Mentioned
Funny Marco Chris Farley Ed Jones Charlamagne Dude Jesse McCartney Kevin Gates Kane Kevin Hart Michael Jackson Suzanne Somers Caleb Presley Chris Brown Carrot Top Carl Lentz Tom Brady Stephanie Jennifer Zachary Boosie and 40 more
E433 HARDY E435 George Kittle

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1 hour and 28 minutes

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Word count

19,586

Sentence count

2,723

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Misogyny

88

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Toxicity

909

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Hate speech

110

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Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, I had the pleasure of sitting down with comedian, content creator, and friend of the show, Funny Marco. We talked about how he got his start in comedy, his love of Kobe, and his love for the game of basketball. We also talked about what it's like to be a black comedian in the entertainment industry, and what it was like growing up in the 80s and 90s.

Transcript

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00:00:30.120 I have some new tour dates to announce.
00:00:32.220 I will be in Springdale, Utah on July 6th at the O.C. Tanner Amphitheater.
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00:01:34.380 Get your tickets at Theovan.com slash T-O-U-R. 0.99
00:01:39.320 And thank you so much.
00:01:41.460 I can't thank you enough for coming out.
00:01:44.340 The show is awesome.
00:01:45.860 So I hope to see you there.
00:01:46.980 Today's guest is a content creator.
00:01:51.180 I checked out some of his stuff recently and I got absolutely lost in his world.
00:01:57.300 He is unique.
00:02:00.860 And I'm grateful that he's here today.
00:02:03.580 Today's guest is Funny Marco.
00:02:05.380 I'm going to stay.
00:02:33.580 Some of the guys aren't really available.
00:02:35.100 A lot of black comedians tour a lot.
00:02:37.540 So we didn't get to see him in town as much.
00:02:40.380 And then J.B. Smoove said he would come on, but he hasn't come on yet.
00:02:45.660 No, they're going to see worth it.
00:02:47.080 They're going to see.
00:02:47.700 Sometimes people miss the train and it's like, bro, it was here waiting.
00:02:51.620 Yeah.
00:02:52.260 It's going to take off. 0.99
00:02:53.240 Oh, this is my damn Hogwarts, bro. 0.99
00:02:54.860 We've been fucking serving pork out of this business for a while, you know? 0.99
00:02:59.340 But you've had a podcast of your own. 0.99
00:03:01.420 Yeah.
00:03:01.780 Yeah.
00:03:02.000 I would say, like, I call it like an awkward TV show. 0.99
00:03:07.020 And I fuck with, how you say his name? 0.99
00:03:08.720 Caleb Presley. 0.99
00:03:09.200 Yeah, Casey and me and him be talking.
00:03:10.640 I really like it. 1.00
00:03:11.400 So I do actually look up to his shit. 0.99
00:03:13.920 And before, like, it's just kind of like I had the awkward comedy. 0.99
00:03:16.800 And then, like, I love this awkward interviews.
00:03:18.660 And then I always do it on the street.
00:03:20.380 So I was just like, you know what I'm saying?
00:03:22.340 Let's just do it.
00:03:23.020 And then, like, it's kind of like where it's such thing as, like, the black culture and the white culture.
00:03:26.700 We don't have that in ours.
00:03:28.360 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:29.040 So tell me a little more.
00:03:30.400 Oh, you don't have that kind of awkward in your culture?
00:03:32.120 Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
00:03:32.940 Oh, interesting, bro.
00:03:34.280 We don't, so I was like, and I look up to him, which, you know what I'm saying?
00:03:37.240 Shout out to him.
00:03:37.980 Yeah, he's good.
00:03:38.840 Yeah, he's good.
00:03:39.540 And then it was just kind of dope.
00:03:40.820 And it's just kind of like with watching.
00:03:43.400 And what I tell people is, we rolling, Amy?
00:03:46.020 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:46.380 Oh, okay.
00:03:46.840 What I tell people is sometimes with content, you got to watch and do your homework who's great.
00:03:50.960 You know what I'm saying?
00:03:51.560 Yeah.
00:03:51.840 Like, Kobe Bryant watched Michael Jordan.
00:03:54.100 Yeah.
00:03:54.440 To get the appropriate.
00:03:55.440 Like, just imagine him like, nah, I don't want to be like him.
00:03:57.960 Like, and he give him his props.
00:03:59.300 Nowadays, people don't get props. 1.00
00:04:00.940 Like, actually, I watch your show and they're like, damn, it's some more shit. 0.99
00:04:04.400 That you made me, inspired me to do more stand-up. 0.99
00:04:07.080 Oh, really?
00:04:07.700 Yeah.
00:04:08.080 Oh, wow, man.
00:04:08.900 Thanks, dude. 0.99
00:04:09.480 Yeah, you don't give a fuck when you're on stage. 0.98
00:04:11.860 Yeah, I don't, well, I just want to be, I want to be able to be who I, I want to be 0.99
00:04:16.700 able to say whatever I want to say, you know?
00:04:19.380 And I feel like you can't sometimes.
00:04:21.440 Yeah.
00:04:21.760 And the whole reason I got into this business, because I just felt like the only thing I
00:04:25.680 had was my voice, you know?
00:04:27.360 It's like I didn't have anything else growing up, so it was like all I had was my voice.
00:04:30.460 So I wanted to be able to say whatever I wanted to say.
00:04:33.600 But then you start to run the risk of people getting upset or of, you know, but I want
00:04:38.500 to run that risk, you know?
00:04:40.020 It's like you want to be able to, you want to be able to have some risk.
00:04:43.000 A favorite comedian said, this is not therapy.
00:04:45.480 This is a place where you come and laugh. 1.00
00:04:47.000 If you want to be, put your feelings and shit, go to fucking therapy. 1.00
00:04:50.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:50.400 Don't come, you go to a comedy club to fucking laugh. 0.99
00:04:52.980 Not to be like, why he say that? 0.99
00:04:54.860 Yeah.
00:04:55.140 At the end of the day, is this funny or you can relate to it or not?
00:04:58.020 That is what it is.
00:04:58.700 My thing is, it's going to hit for people that can relate to it.
00:05:01.660 Funny and it's not funny. 0.96
00:05:03.000 But when you try to pick at what I say, now you're going too fucking far.
00:05:06.960 Right, right, right. 0.97
00:05:07.760 It's like your closet. 1.00
00:05:08.900 So imagine somebody coming to your closet and telling you why the fuck you got this shirt. 1.00
00:05:12.400 This is what the fuck shirt I got. 1.00
00:05:13.740 I want this shirt. 1.00
00:05:14.700 If you don't like it, don't fucking like it. 1.00
00:05:16.360 But don't come in here and try to pick at what the fuck is in my closet. 0.99
00:05:20.080 So comedy is in your closet and people step into your room. 0.99
00:05:22.860 Right.
00:05:23.520 And it's like, either you like what's in my closet or you don't.
00:05:26.660 Yeah, I think the tricky part gets is like, well, I've noticed two things.
00:05:30.660 For one, I noticed sometimes I'll do the same thing. 0.94
00:05:35.640 I start falling into the same trap where I will be sensitive about shit sometimes. 0.98
00:05:39.520 So I got to watch it. 0.98
00:05:40.740 I'll notice it.
00:05:41.400 Because some of that is a trap that's kind of been created out there.
00:05:45.400 I think social media, Twitter did it a lot with everybody seeing everything.
00:05:49.480 And then realize, no, you can just say whatever you want to things.
00:05:52.340 And you should be sensitive about stuff.
00:05:54.480 So I noticed that. 1.00
00:05:56.460 Yeah, I hate that shit. 1.00
00:05:57.580 And then also, sometimes I got to be careful. 1.00
00:05:59.420 Because I almost, if my mood isn't good, I'll let myself lean in there a little bit.
00:06:04.120 You know? 1.00
00:06:05.800 Dude, you're fucking retarded, bro. 1.00
00:06:07.840 Honestly, bro. 1.00
00:06:08.520 It's so good.
00:06:09.580 No, you are.
00:06:10.440 You got TDs?
00:06:11.080 Dude, do I have what?
00:06:12.840 No.
00:06:13.180 What'd you say?
00:06:14.620 Um, let me think about it.
00:06:17.820 Oh, when you, bro, when you're asking those people if they had too many plates, bro.
00:06:23.580 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:06:24.160 I can't believe that.
00:06:25.200 At the Golden Corral.
00:06:26.580 I kind of, I look.
00:06:27.300 That's unbelievable, bro.
00:06:28.160 Yeah, it's kind of like. 1.00
00:06:28.860 It's like you're a traffic guard for fucking bullshit. 1.00
00:06:31.720 Yeah, right. 1.00
00:06:32.180 You know?
00:06:32.460 Okay, so basically the manager had noticed that you've been in here, you've been eating
00:06:36.020 too many plates.
00:06:37.540 No, that's not true.
00:06:38.620 Okay, so how many plates have you ate?
00:06:40.360 And people fall for it, and that's why I tell people it's like a mindset thing.
00:06:43.760 Like, this guy right here that they showing.
00:06:45.720 Oh, dude, this is every dude in every.
00:06:48.780 I've seen this dude a million times.
00:06:50.940 You're like Stifler, right?
00:06:51.900 In my life.
00:06:52.640 Yeah, yeah, bro.
00:06:54.480 And I say, it was like, I got to get him.
00:06:57.040 For some reason, he had a gun on him, too.
00:06:59.220 Yeah, he patted, like, that whole time, he was just like, he was like, tell him come
00:07:02.740 holler at me. 0.99
00:07:03.660 Oh, damn, bro. 0.99
00:07:04.480 So I was like, yeah, that was the last dude. 1.00
00:07:06.020 I was like, let's get the fuck out of here. 0.97
00:07:07.660 Tell him to come and talk to me. 0.98
00:07:08.780 We'll be good.
00:07:09.500 I'll be sitting right over here.
00:07:11.280 I'm good.
00:07:12.060 Okay.
00:07:12.560 I'm good.
00:07:13.040 Okay.
00:07:14.240 Okay.
00:07:14.760 So, it was definitely funny, and it's about energy. 0.98
00:07:17.980 I knew he wasn't taking no shit. 0.95
00:07:19.520 Ah, so you could, so, yeah, that is a big thing, reading people's energy and that kind 0.98
00:07:22.760 of stuff.
00:07:23.200 So sometimes you have to bail out of him, because you know the energy's weird?
00:07:25.380 Yeah, I bailed out after he kind of like, because I didn't want him sitting
00:07:28.460 and think, like, or catch on.
00:07:30.260 It was a prank.
00:07:30.860 And then sometimes you tell people it was a prank and make them even more madder.
00:07:33.280 So I never tell anybody it's a prank, because now that you embarrass me on camera and you
00:07:37.040 recorded it, now I'm pissed off.
00:07:38.480 So sometimes you just have to walk away and just let it be that and let them find out.
00:07:42.640 You know what's funny?
00:07:43.440 What I think about is when they go home and tell the story, and they don't know it's
00:07:46.120 going to be viral. 0.99
00:07:47.200 It's like, yeah, some fucking punk came up to me, and I had to slap him, and he lied, and 0.99
00:07:51.860 then comes out on camera and be like, bro, this is the one fucking happened. 1.00
00:07:54.400 This might be like, damn. 0.99
00:07:56.040 Hey, that dude gets home, he's like, look, Melinda, I got to tell you. 0.99
00:07:58.540 We ain't going up the fucking Golden Corral anymore. 0.96
00:08:00.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:08:00.920 You know? 1.00
00:08:01.600 They up there, they got a damn warden up there, a damn fucking dinner warden. 1.00
00:08:06.060 Right. 1.00
00:08:06.600 And he's accusing people of eating too many plates, baby. 1.00
00:08:09.060 And he was like, bro, I had to slap the shit out of them. 0.99
00:08:10.980 We were like, oh, you did? 0.99
00:08:12.060 Yeah, I can't go back.
00:08:12.880 And then the camera come out, and then he never slapped them. 0.96
00:08:15.620 That's the one thing I really be like, damn, when people see this, how do they feel? 0.96
00:08:19.600 And she's just rubbing his arm, baby, you only had two plates, baby. 0.98
00:08:22.460 Right. 0.98
00:08:22.720 I know, I fucking know it. 1.00
00:08:25.200 Damn, that's crazy, bro. 0.99
00:08:26.900 Do, and it's interesting, because I don't think, like, as a white guy, I wouldn't be 1.00
00:08:31.200 brave enough to go do that shit. 1.00
00:08:32.640 I think, like, to a black guy, I wouldn't be brave enough to go do it. 1.00
00:08:35.020 And it's really about, sometimes, like, it ain't even about the color, it's about the
00:08:40.160 energy.
00:08:40.880 Right, right.
00:08:41.340 At the end of the day, this is your-
00:08:42.260 Oh, that's a good point. 0.98
00:08:42.820 This is the thing, like, sometimes we can get so caught up in the motherfucking cover of 0.92
00:08:47.380 us, but who are they in the inside? 0.96
00:08:49.220 Because at the end of the day, we still got souls.
00:08:51.260 At the end of the day, if I swat, and I was in your color, right now, we swapped. 0.99
00:08:54.280 I would still be me in your fucking color. 0.99
00:08:55.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:56.480 So sometimes, this is like, some people are naturally assholes, no matter if you're 1.00
00:08:59.600 black, Mexican, white, or whatever the fuck you are, your soul is going to be your soul. 1.00
00:09:03.560 Oh, wow. 1.00
00:09:03.720 So the thing is, it's kind of like, we are in the shell.
00:09:06.340 So it's really like, who you are as a person.
00:09:08.260 That's what I said.
00:09:08.800 Me, I love myself, and I know, at the end of the day, I'm going to love what's around
00:09:12.900 me.
00:09:13.200 So the thing with me, it's like, you're innocent until proven guilty. 0.98
00:09:15.680 So I don't give a fuck about color. 0.99
00:09:17.300 At the end of the day, I see you as a motherfucking person, and this is your image. 0.99
00:09:20.740 At the end of the day, who are you inside the image? 1.00
00:09:23.000 That's what fucking matters. 0.99
00:09:24.060 Gang. 0.99
00:09:24.960 Bro, I've never exactly heard it put to me like, heard it put like that, that it is
00:09:30.360 about the person's energy, because sometimes I will, when I'm talking about race and stuff,
00:09:36.920 I sometimes fall into the trap of saying, of kind of, I don't know if it's grouping people,
00:09:42.780 but you kind of generalize, you stereotype.
00:09:45.220 I'll stereotype sometimes.
00:09:46.480 Right.
00:09:46.680 But the truth is, it really is about somebody's energy.
00:09:50.280 Some people's energy, you know, just this ain't the dude.
00:09:53.020 But then sometimes you could get, you're right, because I could go and get, I might
00:09:56.880 be able to find the perfect black guy, the perfect Mexican woman.
00:10:00.240 And then that other black person would be like, if he did that to me, I would've. 1.00
00:10:03.700 Right.
00:10:04.240 And then the same thing about a white race. 0.84
00:10:05.840 They say, if he would've tried me, I would've.
00:10:07.600 Yeah.
00:10:07.840 So you got the wouldas. 0.99
00:10:08.980 Right. 0.99
00:10:09.120 Okay, fucking big deal. 0.99
00:10:10.200 I didn't do you. 0.99
00:10:11.000 Right.
00:10:11.220 And there's a reason I didn't do you, because I know the energy and my energy.
00:10:14.440 At the end of the day, it ain't even at the end of the day, it's not worth losing your
00:10:17.080 life doing a prank, or at the end of the day, I try people that's going to go home, I'm
00:10:20.560 going to cuss you out, I'm going to go home to my family. 0.99
00:10:21.960 I'm not trying to fuck with somebody that's trying to lose it all over telling me I got 1.00
00:10:25.200 too many plates. 1.00
00:10:26.400 Like, no, I don't even want to fuck with you. 1.00
00:10:28.140 At this point, bro, nobody should fuck with you, you know? 1.00
00:10:31.240 So it's just like, you don't want to fuck with nobody that's ready. 0.99
00:10:33.380 It's like going to a volcano, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:10:35.760 You don't need to fuck with certain volcanoes. 0.99
00:10:36.240 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 0.99
00:10:37.640 Tell me how, because suddenly we in Hawaii, bro, I'm listening, but suddenly we in Hawaii.
00:10:41.560 So how is it like going to a volcano?
00:10:44.240 Volcano, when you know, it's different ones.
00:10:46.100 You know when one is about to erupt. 1.00
00:10:47.560 I'm not about to go fuck with you. 1.00
00:10:48.700 I'm not going on that bitch that's shaking. 1.00
00:10:50.300 Yeah, even animals at the zoo, I'm not walking up to a tiger that's going crazy. 0.99
00:10:53.940 I go to the con boy and just pray that I get the best results. 1.00
00:10:57.180 Yeah, I go to that bitch on Xanax. 1.00
00:10:58.660 Give me that kid. 1.00
00:11:00.140 Yeah, that's a one.
00:11:01.140 I really feel like, and that's why I push this a mindset thing, because it's really about
00:11:04.600 your mind, and that's what people have to start looking at. 0.97
00:11:07.780 Sometimes it's not even about the fucking color, because at the end of the day, you 0.99
00:11:10.980 got Nikes, you got Reeboks, but guess what? 0.99
00:11:12.840 They still shoes. 0.98
00:11:13.960 They do different shit, but at the end of the day, you're going to wear them. 1.00
00:11:16.100 We are still the same fucking people. 1.00
00:11:18.000 We do have our different images and colors, but inside, who the fuck are we? 1.00
00:11:22.540 Right. 0.98
00:11:23.700 Yeah, it's interesting, because I get like, I think I know that, right?
00:11:27.300 But it's hard sometimes.
00:11:28.700 Because nobody look at it like that.
00:11:29.880 Right.
00:11:30.160 I've never heard it put like that, so I've never really been able to put it kind of into
00:11:34.520 that sort of context or words, because yeah, and that just, it's just like some people
00:11:39.560 you kind of match up with, and some people you don't, especially if you're trying to
00:11:43.640 run, if you're trying to run a prank on somebody.
00:11:47.420 Right.
00:11:47.680 Yeah, that one, the one you did, because a lot of my audience may know you, a lot of
00:11:53.280 them may not, right?
00:11:54.040 And that's just the way that social media is, right?
00:11:58.380 The one you did with the baby powder with that guy, dog.
00:12:01.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:04.540 That was great, yeah.
00:12:05.740 Let me tell you about this baby powder, though.
00:12:07.080 This one is the one that you, I'm looking at a little tiny one.
00:12:13.500 Ha, ha, ha, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.
00:12:18.660 And then a lot of other.
00:12:20.160 And what are you getting?
00:12:21.180 So you go into Walmart.
00:12:22.880 Yeah, hold on.
00:12:23.360 I gotta watch.
00:12:23.980 Hold on, man.
00:12:24.860 This is going to be the greatest moment of my life.
00:12:26.720 I gotta sit here with you.
00:12:28.200 Honestly.
00:12:30.140 And that's what I'm saying.
00:12:31.840 I got greats that I look up to.
00:12:33.800 This, like, where I didn't know where I was going into with that.
00:12:37.820 You had no idea.
00:12:38.560 No, I didn't.
00:12:39.340 I was just like, I gotta get in with something.
00:12:41.120 Because I had a Walmart vest.
00:12:42.400 So I just wanted to get a good video.
00:12:44.180 And shout out to Ed Bassmaster.
00:12:45.620 Ed.
00:12:46.100 Ed was there?
00:12:46.980 No, no.
00:12:47.560 He does that.
00:12:48.600 He does the face.
00:12:50.000 So I look, like, these people I look up to.
00:12:51.920 And then I just look and be like, how can I do it in my way? 0.99
00:12:55.340 So in some shit I create. 0.98
00:12:56.700 In some people I recreate. 0.98
00:12:58.040 So I'm of a person that I'm not afraid to say that I recreate something.
00:13:01.920 I love it.
00:13:02.440 If it's funny, I'll go do it.
00:13:03.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:04.600 But it's just doing it right.
00:13:05.800 That's the thing. 1.00
00:13:06.380 Some people do shit. 1.00
00:13:07.300 And it's like, bro, you're not even doing it. 1.00
00:13:08.660 Do it better than me, at least if you're going to do it.
00:13:10.660 You know what I'm saying?
00:13:11.340 Yeah.
00:13:11.640 Like, that's just what it is.
00:13:13.040 So with some people, I study their pranks and be like, I love this.
00:13:15.380 This is what I like.
00:13:16.420 And then I go out and be like, okay, let me do it into my way.
00:13:19.040 Wow.
00:13:19.660 That's what it's about.
00:13:20.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:21.240 Everything is fucking. 0.99
00:13:22.240 Everybody got on Yeezys, but they're not wearing it how you're wearing it. 0.99
00:13:25.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:13:25.440 Can't say take them bitches off because I'm wearing them. 1.00
00:13:27.740 You know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:13:28.400 Right.
00:13:29.360 Yeah, I think I do.
00:13:33.800 So do you feel like, yeah, do you feel like a comedian?
00:13:36.680 Do you feel like a prankster?
00:13:38.160 I'm sitting here with Funny Marco.
00:13:39.440 I didn't even introduce you, and I feel bad.
00:13:41.540 And where are you from?
00:13:43.300 Where did you start out at?
00:13:44.580 So I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.
00:13:46.060 Oh, wow.
00:13:46.840 Now I have been over there.
00:13:48.000 They used to have Albert's Barbecue.
00:13:49.060 What's that barbecue?
00:13:49.880 Gates' Barbecue.
00:13:50.720 Yeah, they got Gates' Barbecue.
00:13:51.360 And then they got Jack Stack's house.
00:13:54.420 So, yeah, so I came from Kansas City, Missouri, and it's really like a small, it's a small
00:14:00.800 state.
00:14:01.340 Yeah.
00:14:01.480 So then I moved to Atlanta.
00:14:02.560 So the thing is, when I moved to Atlanta, I left with, you know what's crazy? 0.99
00:14:07.660 You know how my shit started? 0.96
00:14:09.340 It was a random guy. 0.99
00:14:10.280 He DM'd me.
00:14:11.320 He was like, you got a manager.
00:14:12.300 This was Thanksgiving, like 2019.
00:14:16.940 He DM'd me.
00:14:17.580 And had you been praying about it or anything?
00:14:19.320 I mean, I wanted to move from Kansas City.
00:14:20.760 I was trying to move to St. Louis. 0.99
00:14:21.840 I didn't give a fuck. 0.99
00:14:22.520 I just wanted to get- 0.99
00:14:23.080 Oh, you go anywhere.
00:14:24.020 That ain't even that far.
00:14:24.520 Yeah, bro, some random dude said-
00:14:25.340 That's almost worse, bro.
00:14:26.400 You got a manager?
00:14:27.340 And I'm like, no.
00:14:28.780 He was like, bro, Rihanna just followed you.
00:14:31.240 And I'm like, word?
00:14:32.360 This is-
00:14:32.780 I'm like, what?
00:14:33.600 And he was-
00:14:34.240 This is- 0.99
00:14:34.660 I'm like, damn, I get hyped. 0.99
00:14:35.840 He's like, bro, you need a manager. 0.99
00:14:37.000 He's like, come out to Atlanta.
00:14:38.760 I didn't know this guy from McKenna Bank.
00:14:41.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:41.340 So I'm like, fuck it. 1.00
00:14:42.560 I'm going. 1.00
00:14:43.100 Like, I didn't have nothing to lose at this point.
00:14:44.700 I believed in myself. 1.00
00:14:45.880 I went out to Atlanta, met him, stayed in his damn room, didn't know this fucking strength. 1.00
00:14:49.220 Damn. 1.00
00:14:49.760 Yeah, so I was there with him. 0.99
00:14:50.960 He was talking about management and stuff.
00:14:52.280 Shout out to him.
00:14:53.340 And it was just kind of like, from there, it was like, risk-taking can help you or hurt you.
00:14:57.800 You know what I'm saying?
00:14:58.160 Because I could have gotten that.
00:14:59.040 But I got so much good energy in myself.
00:15:01.400 I feel like I believe in good energy.
00:15:03.460 Whatever you manifest, you're going to go towards that. 0.99
00:15:05.420 And you're going to get bad shit, too. 0.99
00:15:06.460 I got bad shit in that experience, but I still was able, overall, I did what I wanted to do in the outcome. 1.00
00:15:11.560 I made it good, but it was some bad shit. 0.99
00:15:13.580 But life is like a web. 0.99
00:15:14.980 You know, in high school, they have the big web, and it goes out. 0.99
00:15:19.280 And it's just, you're going to get some good shit. 1.00
00:15:20.840 You're going to get some bad shit. 1.00
00:15:21.820 But you just got to keep pulling shit from that main web, which is you. 1.00
00:15:24.780 You got to keep drawing shit out. 1.00
00:15:26.980 What kind of bad shit did you come across? 1.00
00:15:29.060 Damn. 1.00
00:15:29.720 Not knowing the game. 1.00
00:15:30.860 Not knowing business.
00:15:32.280 I know.
00:15:32.620 Isn't that hard?
00:15:33.320 Yeah. 0.97
00:15:34.140 I'm like, how the fuck can I make money? 0.97
00:15:35.660 I remember the first money I made on Instagram was $10,000 for a post. 0.99
00:15:40.220 And guess what the fuck it was? 0.99
00:15:41.980 No. 1.00
00:15:43.140 My fucking guy. 1.00
00:15:43.920 Guess what item you think it was? 1.00
00:15:45.180 I had a promo.
00:15:45.420 Let me think. 0.98
00:15:46.900 It was something like, what the fuck am I going to do with this? 0.98
00:15:48.840 It was a girl item. 0.99
00:15:50.540 Oh, like a vibrator. 0.87
00:15:53.840 Sexual. 0.99
00:15:56.760 A gun.
00:15:59.320 No, like a recipe book.
00:16:04.060 What was it?
00:16:04.760 Oh, I know what it was.
00:16:07.520 Ancestry.com.
00:16:08.840 It was a waist trainer. 1.00
00:16:10.920 So I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:16:13.020 I'm not about to. 0.99
00:16:13.500 And then at this point, if I wear this, like people are going to start, you know.
00:16:17.520 And I'm like, what the.
00:16:18.240 And then he already took the $10,000.
00:16:20.140 It was a waist trainer to lose weight?
00:16:22.360 Waist trainer for women. 0.93
00:16:23.580 Oh, somebody just crank them up if they're trying to get rid of a baby too. 1.00
00:16:26.380 You'll see somebody put that. 0.99
00:16:27.280 Yeah, but he said, whatever the fuck it is, make it funny. 0.99
00:16:29.500 You got $10,000 waiting for you. 0.99
00:16:31.300 Get it done.
00:16:31.840 I'm sending it over to you while it transferred. 0.99
00:16:33.640 So I'm sitting there like, what the fuck? 0.98
00:16:35.820 I'm irritated because he already took the money. 0.99
00:16:38.020 And that's a lot of money.
00:16:39.200 If I'm not making nothing in.
00:16:40.700 Oh, yeah.
00:16:41.660 Dude, $10,000 is a lot of money.
00:16:43.240 And I'm like, the thing is, I was caring about people's business.
00:16:46.260 I'm like, how can I make her happy?
00:16:48.020 I wasn't thinking about that.
00:16:49.040 I'm like, I want her to be happy.
00:16:50.280 And I don't know what to do.
00:16:51.360 No, it was a random.
00:16:52.380 My manager took a deal from somebody.
00:16:54.120 Oh, okay.
00:16:54.680 The person.
00:16:55.440 Yeah, it was a random person.
00:16:56.560 As I said, he's like, I want to give him.
00:16:58.060 I want to. 0.84
00:16:58.420 I'm thinking you out there fucking listening to Umbrella thinking, how can I make this 1.00
00:17:02.060 bitch happy with this place? 1.00
00:17:03.300 No, no, no, no. 1.00
00:17:03.700 He just found that.
00:17:03.820 He just, this is when I got to Atlanta.
00:17:05.400 This was like a bad situation for me, but I took it good.
00:17:07.880 Okay.
00:17:08.160 Because I was like freaked out.
00:17:09.360 So you got the trainer.
00:17:10.320 It shows up in the mail.
00:17:11.300 Yeah, I get it.
00:17:12.080 I go to Walmart.
00:17:12.960 This is kind of the time.
00:17:14.880 I'm at Walmart too.
00:17:15.800 I got booked for Walmart for the Essence Festival that they got in Louisiana.
00:17:19.580 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:19.900 So then I'm down there. 0.99
00:17:21.480 I got this fucking waist trainer. 1.00
00:17:22.820 I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:17:23.580 I'm not putting it on. 0.99
00:17:24.460 What the fuck can I do with a waist trainer? 1.00
00:17:26.300 So the whole time I'm thinking and then I'm like, fuck. 0.99
00:17:28.700 So then I go to a random customer and I'm like, I'm like, do y'all got any more of these? 0.98
00:17:34.640 I forgot waist trainers.
00:17:35.900 I don't work here.
00:17:36.860 So I'm like, okay.
00:17:38.260 And then it kicks in.
00:17:39.280 I'm like, you sure?
00:17:40.340 Go back there and give me another one.
00:17:41.420 He's like, I don't work here.
00:17:42.300 I'm like, bro.
00:17:43.280 I'm like, I just saw you. 0.98
00:17:44.180 He's like, I don't fucking work here. 0.97
00:17:45.900 And I'm like, got it. 0.97
00:17:47.200 I said, so now I can go up to customers, ask them about the waist trainer, say the name
00:17:51.600 of it.
00:17:52.120 And I'm showing it.
00:17:53.300 Get them pissed off.
00:17:54.180 Waist trainer promoted.
00:17:55.220 Bam.
00:17:55.600 Got it.
00:17:56.400 So then I do that.
00:17:58.680 I get this old lady, bro.
00:18:01.020 You got to see this clip.
00:18:02.120 Y'all got to pull it up.
00:18:03.000 I get this old lady. 0.92
00:18:03.840 Give you a fund.
00:18:04.520 I get this old lady. 0.92
00:18:07.720 She's like, she's like a Christian. 0.51
00:18:10.100 I don't know.
00:18:10.520 And then I'm like, do you got this waist trainer?
00:18:11.900 And she's like, oh, I don't work here, baby.
00:18:13.600 And I'm like, you don't work here.
00:18:14.780 So my brother's sitting there.
00:18:15.960 He's like, I don't work here.
00:18:16.960 And then she's like, I don't work here. 0.99
00:18:18.080 God damn it. 1.00
00:18:18.760 What the fuck? 1.00
00:18:19.340 And she does this. 1.00
00:18:21.080 And she said, y'all recording me?
00:18:23.080 And then I look at him. 0.99
00:18:24.300 In my head, I'm like, fuck, we got a viral moment. 0.99
00:18:26.340 I'm like, I can't fuck this up. 0.99
00:18:27.480 I don't want her to delete this.
00:18:28.780 I'm like, we're not recording you.
00:18:29.760 She said, because I'm a member of a church.
00:18:31.080 You can't get this.
00:18:31.980 You cannot put that out.
00:18:33.400 So long story short, I'm like, no, we're not recording you.
00:18:35.680 In my head, I'm happy as hell because now I have that moment, that waist trainer. 0.99
00:18:38.680 This is about to set the shit off. 0.99
00:18:40.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:40.540 I get the shit, send it to the lady. 1.00
00:18:42.800 She's like, I don't like it. 1.00
00:18:44.640 I'm like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:18:45.800 This is it. 1.00
00:18:46.380 Like this.
00:18:46.900 She's like, I don't, you should have this.
00:18:48.520 Why don't you say this?
00:18:49.240 Promote.
00:18:49.680 Show them more.
00:18:50.640 Say the name.
00:18:51.260 And at this moment, I was getting so many people and I do it to one video of 59 seconds.
00:18:56.200 I'm getting, I'm like, bro, it's clear as day.
00:18:58.540 We got good moments. 1.00
00:18:59.200 She's like being a bitch. 1.00
00:19:00.380 She's like. 1.00
00:19:00.820 She doesn't know.
00:19:02.200 Yeah.
00:19:02.640 Like, I'm like, this is the plan.
00:19:04.320 This is the moment.
00:19:04.820 Let me do this.
00:19:05.580 Like, she's like, no, I don't want. 1.00
00:19:07.260 And then I'm like, fuck. 0.99
00:19:08.800 So then I go back and forth and my man, he's like, make it funny. 1.00
00:19:13.540 So then she's like, I'm like, fuck, this is the moment. 0.99
00:19:15.960 I want to release it at this point. 1.00
00:19:17.080 Like, fuck the 10. 1.00
00:19:17.860 I want people. 0.99
00:19:18.640 Because at this time, I want content.
00:19:21.200 I'm like, put it out.
00:19:22.000 Content.
00:19:22.460 This is going to go viral.
00:19:23.560 So then she ends up, she end up like, not like, I don't approve it.
00:19:29.060 I put it out anyway.
00:19:30.840 I still wasn't going to get the money.
00:19:32.140 It goes viral.
00:19:32.900 Goes on TV.
00:19:33.740 It goes on.
00:19:34.820 It was a show.
00:19:35.820 I forgot what that show was called.
00:19:37.220 Goes on TV everywhere.
00:19:38.600 And it's just blowing up.
00:19:39.960 She's like, oh my God.
00:19:41.400 And I still tagged her and everything.
00:19:43.100 She's like, I got over 10,000 followers.
00:19:45.420 It went crazy.
00:19:46.240 It's on there.
00:19:46.820 Like, people are hitting me up.
00:19:48.160 Now other influencers are writing me saying, can I work for me?
00:19:51.180 People I used to DM, they never said nothing to me.
00:19:53.620 It's like, I'm so appreciated.
00:19:54.800 I want to see another $10,000.
00:19:56.300 Take that one.
00:19:57.000 I'm ready for the next video.
00:19:58.660 So there, it was just kind of funny how, like, you can have lumps in life, but just
00:20:03.500 understand, don't get blocked by them.
00:20:05.060 Like, sometimes people run into the big wall and don't know what's behind it. 1.00
00:20:08.160 Sometimes you got to probably curve it or you're going to have to knock that bitch 1.00
00:20:10.460 down and just know. 0.99
00:20:11.620 So your example there is that you put up, you said, this is it.
00:20:15.320 I know this is it.
00:20:16.040 Yeah, this is it.
00:20:16.560 I'm just about to show it.
00:20:17.420 Yeah, I'm just about to show it.
00:20:18.380 Even if I got to do a new one, cool.
00:20:20.380 But she about to see it.
00:20:21.240 So I still tagged the company.
00:20:22.840 At the end of the day, it's still free video.
00:20:24.380 But at the same time, it was still promotion for me because it went big.
00:20:27.300 It hit a million views and it was reposted on there.
00:20:29.940 So I still benefited from it.
00:20:31.660 And then she ended up seeing my vision.
00:20:33.300 Then I started that a trend.
00:20:34.800 After I went up, I started doing other items like that.
00:20:36.760 So not only that viral moment I came up with, I'm like, now I have a series where I can
00:20:41.000 do other people's product with this and this prank.
00:20:43.340 And I can use this cup or their item or a backwood or anything you got needed.
00:20:47.220 So then I'm going to Walmart and asking people, do you work here?
00:20:50.000 This is how this item.
00:20:51.420 And you know what I'm saying?
00:20:52.120 It's so funny because it's like pissing them off.
00:20:54.780 And it's just like, yeah.
00:20:56.040 So and then that's when it came into like a tragic, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:20:59.600 So but you didn't get paid for that first video?
00:21:01.820 I did.
00:21:02.280 She liked it.
00:21:02.700 She did.
00:21:03.040 After she realized it.
00:21:04.240 Yeah, she realized it.
00:21:04.820 But you ran the risk of not getting paid.
00:21:06.100 Yeah.
00:21:06.280 I see what you're saying.
00:21:07.160 Yeah.
00:21:07.600 Yeah.
00:21:07.780 You have to.
00:21:08.260 It's interesting to rely on your own instincts and vision, man.
00:21:11.020 Like in Hollywood, I got caught for a while.
00:21:13.640 I felt like I was trying to fit into Hollywood, you know, trying to get on television show
00:21:17.800 or do this or that.
00:21:19.160 And then finally, I said, you know, a lot of these places that wouldn't give me any opportunity,
00:21:23.240 they don't put up a lot of kind of guys.
00:21:25.920 I'm not even really a Southern guy, but I'm from the South.
00:21:28.120 You know, they don't put a lot of that on television, you know, and everybody would
00:21:33.060 just kind of pigeonhole you like that and this.
00:21:35.080 And so finally, I just said, I'm going to start just kind of doing my own stuff.
00:21:39.240 And we started just podcasting and putting out clips that we thought were good.
00:21:42.940 And that kind of evolved in at least having our own universe, you know, but it's hard
00:21:48.820 sometimes to believe that, oh, this is hard.
00:21:51.380 It was hard.
00:21:52.420 I'm not hard.
00:21:54.400 I mean, I'm not hard.
00:21:56.660 I mean, I take those pills a lot.
00:22:00.100 You ever take them?
00:22:01.100 Is it horny in here? 0.75
00:22:02.760 I don't think it's, is it horny in here? 0.90
00:22:04.940 No.
00:22:05.160 I've been using that on some of my girls. 1.00
00:22:07.320 Sometimes if you just want to say. 0.55
00:22:07.840 Oh, is it horny in here?
00:22:09.160 Yeah, just say that. 0.80
00:22:09.840 Next time you're with a girl, just be like, is it horny in here? 0.82
00:22:11.820 Yeah.
00:22:12.380 Yeah, it works.
00:22:13.320 Dude, I flirted with a girl last night, actually.
00:22:16.060 Where?
00:22:16.300 What's her name?
00:22:17.560 She was kind of this, she was kind of like a mixed girl, I think.
00:22:20.960 And she was a little bit. 0.62
00:22:21.640 So what's your definition of flirt now?
00:22:24.220 Being close to somebody and talking to them, not be, like, being brave enough to look right
00:22:28.960 at them while you're talking.
00:22:30.080 Right.
00:22:30.500 We're not close, are we?
00:22:32.060 No, we're not.
00:22:32.620 No, this is, we're safe enough.
00:22:33.980 Okay.
00:22:34.620 This is a straight distance.
00:22:35.900 This is a straight male distance. 0.91
00:22:37.240 Okay.
00:22:40.600 You know, I was in a car accident probably about four years ago.
00:22:45.800 Some lady did a U-turn and she didn't know how to do it. 1.00
00:22:48.260 And she just, she U-turned right into me.
00:22:52.740 It was more of a J and I was at the end of the J and I got just jacked up.
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00:25:50.580 But I don't know if she liked me or not.
00:25:52.340 I saw her talking to another guy after me.
00:25:54.560 Huh?
00:25:55.960 The chick, man. 0.99
00:25:56.940 The same girl.
00:25:57.940 No, you said you started talking to who?
00:25:59.600 This girl.
00:26:00.380 I don't remember her name.
00:26:01.200 Yeah, and then you started talking to who after her.
00:26:03.420 Oh, I tried to talk to some other girl, but she kept looking at some...
00:26:06.300 She was, like, looking away every time I was, like...
00:26:08.460 She was, like...
00:26:09.980 And then she kept dancing every time I was... 0.93
00:26:11.560 Did she know who you was, though?
00:26:12.980 Do you...
00:26:13.560 Look, look.
00:26:13.980 Let me ask you a question.
00:26:14.760 The first girl, yeah.
00:26:16.100 How can I say this?
00:26:17.060 Because I'm not a racist.
00:26:18.200 How can I say...
00:26:19.180 Because I don't want to say... 0.53
00:26:19.960 It's all right if you're a little racist. 0.64
00:26:21.900 Hmm.
00:26:22.760 I mean, if you are, like, you know... 0.99
00:26:24.120 I say I'll be racist towards certain shit, like... 0.99
00:26:28.000 When somebody say I don't eat, like, the edge of the Pop-Tarts. 0.99
00:26:31.440 I feel like you're racist toward Pop-Tarts. 0.99
00:26:32.920 I look at racist shit like that, not color. 1.00
00:26:35.340 I had a girl say, like... 1.00
00:26:36.640 She said she don't eat off paper plates.
00:26:38.600 I feel like she racist toward paper plates.
00:26:39.980 Oh, yeah, dude. 0.99
00:26:40.600 Because what the fuck did they do to you? 0.99
00:26:42.800 Yeah, that's crazy. 0.99
00:26:43.780 So, like I said, racist ain't even all about color sometimes.
00:26:46.220 Like, you're racist towards something or an idol.
00:26:47.880 Oh, you can be racist towards anything.
00:26:49.340 Right.
00:26:49.600 Like, owls.
00:26:50.620 Yeah.
00:26:51.560 Yeah, my buddy hates owls. 0.98
00:26:52.720 I'm like, damn, what did they ever do to you? 0.99
00:26:55.860 But, look. 0.99
00:26:56.460 Okay, so...
00:26:57.340 All right.
00:26:57.680 So, how can I say this if I was not to say white people? 0.67
00:27:01.540 What's the Caucasians? 1.00
00:27:02.920 You could say Caucasians, I think, are drugs. 1.00
00:27:06.260 That's drugs. 1.00
00:27:07.380 But I think you could say Caucasians.
00:27:09.300 You could say...
00:27:09.920 You could say honkies if you want. 0.52
00:27:12.260 I don't mind.
00:27:12.360 No, that sounds terrible.
00:27:13.400 That's too much.
00:27:14.160 Yeah.
00:27:14.520 Yeah.
00:27:15.120 You're trying to get me canceled.
00:27:16.320 Yeah, that's true.
00:27:17.280 Yeah.
00:27:17.860 You could say...
00:27:18.860 Oh, you were?
00:27:19.540 Yeah, I was.
00:27:20.500 That was a good one, yeah.
00:27:22.500 Yeah, that was a good one.
00:27:23.380 You could do...
00:27:24.500 Oh, what's like a good white person that is just like a general white person?
00:27:27.660 A group of them.
00:27:28.780 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:29.340 Like...
00:27:29.740 Because we African-Americans.
00:27:31.160 That would be good.
00:27:32.200 Right.
00:27:32.480 So, I would say...
00:27:33.760 Kind of like...
00:27:38.120 I don't know if you just want to say white Americans.
00:27:40.960 White Americans? 0.69
00:27:41.760 That just sounds too like...
00:27:42.820 That sounds...
00:27:43.260 You're trying to troll us.
00:27:44.900 Yeah.
00:27:45.580 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46.100 I agree.
00:27:46.980 So, I would say just...
00:27:48.480 And then what if you say people like you?
00:27:50.060 That's kind of going too far.
00:27:51.620 Well, people like you, people get offended at that.
00:27:53.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:53.940 You know, you can't say these people, people like you, gays or whatever.
00:27:58.260 Yeah, what is the right term to say?
00:28:00.080 What do you have, Zach?
00:28:01.060 Do you have anything for whites? 0.90
00:28:03.480 A group of whites? 0.75
00:28:05.600 I think usually just people calling them those whites over there.
00:28:08.640 Something along those lines.
00:28:09.920 I can't believe that.
00:28:10.840 I don't...
00:28:11.240 Yeah.
00:28:12.100 So, I'm saying what is...
00:28:13.040 So, some people...
00:28:15.940 People you might know...
00:28:18.980 So, people of your kind.
00:28:20.140 Okay.
00:28:20.780 That sounds a little bit...
00:28:21.620 People of your kind.
00:28:22.360 People of your kind.
00:28:23.020 That sounds good.
00:28:23.820 That sounds kind of cleaned up.
00:28:25.240 Yeah.
00:28:25.900 Okay, so, people of your kind.
00:28:27.580 How do y'all flex?
00:28:28.940 Like, you... 1.00
00:28:29.360 Do you realize, like, sometimes you, like, you let go, like, you know who the fuck I am? 0.98
00:28:32.720 How do you flex on somebody when they turn you down? 0.99
00:28:35.700 Do y'all flex?
00:28:37.120 Let me think.
00:28:38.360 I think some guys do, if they're brave guys, right?
00:28:41.180 What about you?
00:28:41.800 Like, have you ever flexed on a girl? 1.00
00:28:43.000 Like, you know who the fuck I am? 1.00
00:28:44.780 Like, in your head. 1.00
00:28:46.740 We're not actually saying that.
00:28:48.660 No.
00:28:48.900 So, one time I got out of an elevator, and this guy had gotten in.
00:28:52.860 He was listening to my podcast when he got in, and I've been flirting with the girl in 0.92
00:28:55.940 the elevator.
00:28:56.700 Right.
00:28:57.320 And so, this kid, she was not giving me the time of the day. 0.99
00:28:59.560 How long was this fucking elevator ride? 0.99
00:29:01.020 This was seven stories. 1.00
00:29:03.040 Okay.
00:29:03.440 So, it all happened pretty quick.
00:29:04.840 I got in.
00:29:05.780 She got in.
00:29:06.460 We're both in there.
00:29:07.720 And I'd seen her before, dude.
00:29:09.300 And she was there, I think, with her mom or something.
00:29:11.000 And they had a dog.
00:29:11.800 She kept walking this dog outside of the elevator, or outside of the hotel.
00:29:15.180 So, I'm like, oh, man, I've been praying about this, and I saw her in the elevator.
00:29:20.020 And then this kid gets in, and he's like, no way, I'm listening to your podcast right
00:29:23.780 now.
00:29:24.500 And I had just said, hey, if you want to come to a comedy show tonight.
00:29:29.400 And she goes, oh, I think we're busy tonight, right?
00:29:32.840 She kind of brushed me off.
00:29:34.060 And then this kid gets in, and he's like, no way.
00:29:37.080 And so, then I felt her energy change a little bit.
00:29:39.220 And as I'm getting out, he goes, you know who that guy is?
00:29:42.700 And I look back, and I could see something in her was a little bit different.
00:29:49.900 But it didn't matter.
00:29:51.740 That was it.
00:29:52.360 The door was closed.
00:29:54.180 But I did let it happen.
00:29:55.500 I look back.
00:29:56.560 So, I let her know.
00:29:57.560 I know what's going on here.
00:29:58.680 So, how do you, like, there's going to be questions that I want to know.
00:30:01.400 You're welcome to ask me questions.
00:30:02.660 But, like, how do you approach girls in public?
00:30:04.500 Because I've never seen, like, you know, I've got, like, white friends.
00:30:07.760 I've got all types.
00:30:08.780 But I've never seen a woman.
00:30:09.620 Like, I think she's cute. 0.99
00:30:10.440 I'm about to go talk to her.
00:30:11.600 Like, I've never seen. 0.76
00:30:12.240 White guys aren't as brave, I don't think. 1.00
00:30:13.400 Yeah, that's what I just, I'm like, how the hell do y'all get dates? 1.00
00:30:17.400 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:30:18.080 I don't know. 1.00
00:30:18.460 Mostly DMs, I think.
00:30:20.340 Parents set you up.
00:30:22.200 See?
00:30:22.800 There it is.
00:30:24.780 Stephanie, yeah.
00:30:25.600 Like, I want you to talk to Stephanie.
00:30:26.960 She's my best friend, Daugherty. 1.00
00:30:28.000 Like, fuck it. 1.00
00:30:29.000 Yeah, we got to do it. 1.00
00:30:30.280 Yeah.
00:30:30.780 Yeah, I would love to.
00:30:32.540 Word of mouth versus just meeting a stranger. 1.00
00:30:34.740 Because then if shit comes back home or if she ever steal from you, your fucking daughter 1.00
00:30:38.860 stole about $20. 1.00
00:30:40.700 Right.
00:30:41.140 That's true.
00:30:41.860 I think there's danger. 1.00
00:30:42.680 Well, a lot of bitches steal. 1.00
00:30:44.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:45.360 A lot of bitches steal. 1.00
00:30:46.800 Why you check your pockets when I'm in here? 1.00
00:30:48.580 I'm just saying what's going on.
00:30:50.260 I don't know.
00:30:51.560 It was fun.
00:30:52.340 I've never done that either, bro.
00:30:54.040 I ain't stole nothing yet.
00:30:55.260 I used to steal.
00:30:56.000 Did you really?
00:30:56.640 Yeah, I used to steal.
00:30:57.280 Dude, is that like a, is that a part of...
00:31:02.540 Sometimes people do it because they want to try it and some people do it because they
00:31:06.800 can't, like, can't afford it.
00:31:08.260 Right.
00:31:08.720 So it's just, it's like, where the hell are you at with it?
00:31:11.200 So, like, doing it just because other people doing it is totally unacceptable.
00:31:15.140 If you can't, like, you know, one time, like, I stole a steak from Walmart.
00:31:19.280 It was crazy.
00:31:19.820 So I slid it down my pants.
00:31:21.320 So I put the steak down.
00:31:22.840 Like, I was in the whole time. 0.98
00:31:24.180 I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck am I going to put this steak at? 1.00
00:31:26.940 So I'm like, fuck. 0.99
00:31:28.480 Because, you know, it comes like in a plastic thing. 1.00
00:31:30.680 Yeah.
00:31:31.080 Steak.
00:31:31.480 And they're nice, huh?
00:31:32.220 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:31:32.580 So I said, fuck it. 1.00
00:31:33.620 Took it out the thing. 1.00
00:31:34.540 Okay.
00:31:34.760 Had the steak in my hand.
00:31:35.760 Yeah.
00:31:36.660 Slid it right in here. 0.99
00:31:37.820 I'm like, who the fuck going to check dick for steak? 1.00
00:31:41.360 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:41.660 No fucking way. 0.98
00:31:42.380 Nobody. 1.00
00:31:42.760 A creep, bro.
00:31:43.700 Right.
00:31:44.340 Exactly.
00:31:44.820 Like, at the end of the day, if you go here, bro, you're going way too far.
00:31:47.380 Like, the steak is already here.
00:31:50.420 Like, if you search.
00:31:51.460 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:51.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:52.040 What if he say, oh, you stole the steak, but he just keeps rubbing on your dick, bro? 1.00
00:31:55.380 Like, that's sexual assault. 1.00
00:31:56.520 Like, you can't do that.
00:31:57.320 That's true.
00:31:57.860 That's sexual assault. 0.97
00:31:59.040 Yeah.
00:31:59.100 That's not part.
00:31:59.700 Like.
00:31:59.840 Man, a lot of things get bait and switched like that now.
00:32:02.140 People will set up something, and then they'll end up getting a lawsuit. 0.99
00:32:05.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:32:06.920 So, long story short, yeah, I went to jail.
00:32:11.760 The steak got tooken.
00:32:13.220 Nobody ate the steak.
00:32:14.760 They probably put it back on the market.
00:32:16.040 So, probably some of the dick steak out there.
00:32:18.960 So, if y'all watching this, just watch out. 0.98
00:32:22.160 I would have, I wonder what I would eat, man. 0.98
00:32:24.920 Say a white person dies, bro. 0.93
00:32:26.620 Mm-hmm.
00:32:27.400 Say you guys are at a.
00:32:29.340 I never been, I want to go to a white funeral. 1.00
00:32:31.540 I want to see how this is.
00:32:32.280 Dude, there's a lot of crying.
00:32:34.100 Oh, it's a lot of people playing like Jesse McCartney.
00:32:38.440 Listen to Jesse McCartney.
00:32:39.620 I'll check it out.
00:32:40.380 I want you in your beautiful soul.
00:32:43.480 You're the one I want to take.
00:32:46.040 You're the one I want to hold.
00:32:48.160 You know what I'm saying?
00:32:48.820 Jesse McCartney. 0.99
00:32:49.860 Do you know All Y'all Ladies Pop Y'all Pussy Like This? 1.00
00:32:53.120 No, stop. 1.00
00:32:53.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:54.660 That's Black Funeral? 0.97
00:32:55.800 Yeah.
00:32:56.500 Jesus.
00:32:57.220 They play that for the strippers. 1.00
00:33:00.200 God, where? 1.00
00:33:01.680 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:33:02.900 A lot of funerals. 1.00
00:33:03.840 Like, that's what happened.
00:33:04.420 Because that's their theme song.
00:33:05.740 So, they go out to that.
00:33:06.640 And a lot of strippers, they had a stripper pole. 1.00
00:33:08.140 So, there was one girl, her name was Dasha Neek. 0.54
00:33:10.740 And she, like, had a crazy stripper, like, party. 1.00
00:33:14.040 Like, it was like a strip pole at the thing. 0.92
00:33:16.780 And it was a celebration.
00:33:18.340 Yeah.
00:33:18.560 Because that's what she, like, that was what she stood up for. 1.00
00:33:21.680 So, they was playing that and, like, pussy everywhere and shit like that. 1.00
00:33:24.560 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:33:25.920 What?
00:33:26.360 It makes me nervous hearing about all of that.
00:33:28.020 I don't like hearing about cooter.
00:33:30.820 A lot of us call it cooter or whatever growing up.
00:33:33.020 Are you scared of cooter?
00:33:34.260 I'm not scared of it.
00:33:35.700 Just not too much of it.
00:33:37.160 It just makes something about it, man, when people start talking about it.
00:33:41.920 Especially, I think, during the daytime.
00:33:43.280 After 5, 6 p.m., I'll hear about it.
00:33:46.460 You know?
00:33:47.200 What was, tell me about this thing.
00:33:50.420 Can I ask you questions about being black?
00:33:52.440 Yeah.
00:33:52.840 Okay, thank you.
00:33:55.480 Only two.
00:33:56.340 Okay.
00:33:56.700 All right.
00:33:57.100 Cool, cool.
00:33:58.120 What, uh, what does it feel like?
00:34:01.640 Does it feel different?
00:34:06.120 Like, does it feel like when you-
00:34:07.660 I mean, I've never been another color, so I don't know what it's like feeling different.
00:34:11.180 But does it, like, what does it feel like?
00:34:13.560 I feel like being black, being this color- 0.96
00:34:17.420 Does it feel like anything or does it-
00:34:19.420 I feel like, you know what?
00:34:20.200 Everybody got their superpowers.
00:34:21.900 So, we got some art advantages.
00:34:23.280 Y'all got some of y'alls.
00:34:24.380 Yeah.
00:34:24.560 Like, you know, I just want to know sometimes what it's like to cuss the police out. 0.99
00:34:28.400 Like, what the fuck did you put me over for? 1.00
00:34:30.300 Back the fuck up. 0.99
00:34:31.520 But, you know, we can't do that.
00:34:32.960 So, it's like gifts and courage.
00:34:34.380 And some of the times, y'all can't go out in the hood and fight.
00:34:37.380 Y'all can't fight, but we can.
00:34:38.940 Right.
00:34:39.420 So, we got to pick our battles, you know?
00:34:41.120 Yeah.
00:34:41.300 So, at the end of the day, it's like we can survive in the trenches.
00:34:43.760 You know what the trenches are?
00:34:45.060 Yeah, I know what they-
00:34:45.980 I mean, I haven't been in all of them, but I've seen some of them.
00:34:47.680 But what's your ideas of the trenches?
00:34:48.860 The trenches, I think it's people are eating hot dogs.
00:34:52.200 People are, you know, there's people fighting, probably.
00:34:57.560 Somebody has a gun.
00:34:58.900 Little booty has a gun or something. 1.00
00:35:03.360 People selling stacks or whatever.
00:35:09.120 People, not stacks, you know what I'm saying. 0.97
00:35:10.800 People talking about, let me get that, you know, and they got a secret gay dude in there, too. 0.97
00:35:17.040 Let me get that booty icy. 1.00
00:35:19.380 Let me get that booty icy. 1.00
00:35:21.680 You know what I'm talking about?
00:35:22.320 Or like a-
00:35:23.320 Oh, people, I know what, let me tell you. 0.99
00:35:26.060 People listening to fucking Boosie, you know? 0.97
00:35:28.660 You know Boosie, you know any of his lyrics? 0.99
00:35:33.100 Yeah, dude.
00:35:35.180 Yeah, I do.
00:35:36.900 We got some of his lyrics written down at home.
00:35:38.960 But, like, being that, I just feel like we just got our advantages, you know?
00:35:43.460 And I just feel like it comes back to be comfortable because God made us who we are. 0.99
00:35:47.040 For a fucking reason. 0.98
00:35:48.520 And I believe in reincarnation. 1.00
00:35:50.780 Like, eventually, I might be white.
00:35:52.600 Or I might be a turtle after I die, you know?
00:35:55.400 Like, I might not ever be- 0.99
00:35:56.860 You might get to be black like them. 1.00
00:35:58.600 And you will probably get to be like, damn, I remember- 0.99
00:36:00.580 Like, you won't remember it all, but you're like, eh, I used to be white now. 0.99
00:36:03.440 I'm like, so that's why sometimes some people say, oh, you act black or you act white because they've been white before and now they in a black body. 0.64
00:36:09.200 Oh, yeah.
00:36:09.660 So, and then some people, like, might be a snapping turtle.
00:36:12.100 I definitely know when I die, I'm going to be a seahorse.
00:36:16.080 I could see you out there.
00:36:17.240 Yeah.
00:36:17.920 I'm just, like, over it, you know?
00:36:19.720 I could see you out there.
00:36:20.820 Yeah.
00:36:21.260 I'm not being, like, because I've been here before. 0.98
00:36:23.500 I just, I just, I be remembering black fascists. 0.98
00:36:27.340 Like- 0.99
00:36:27.660 Black people seem like they've been here before. 1.00
00:36:29.440 Yeah. 0.83
00:36:29.780 No, I mean, just, I say souls.
00:36:31.840 I'm not going to say black people, but souls.
00:36:33.460 Well, okay, I would say this.
00:36:34.660 Souls are being- 1.00
00:36:35.780 A lot of black children that I see, even six-month-old, nine-month-old. 1.00
00:36:39.880 All, like, mature, like, the dude, I want to kill my mom. 0.97
00:36:42.320 Yeah, they act like they have-
00:36:43.740 Very mature.
00:36:44.400 So, that's what I'm saying.
00:36:45.220 Sometimes I see black children that seem like they've been here before.
00:36:47.960 I get it.
00:36:48.440 Yeah, very advanced. 1.00
00:36:49.220 They're, like, over shit and they're fucking 11 months. 1.00
00:36:52.280 Advanced. 1.00
00:36:52.720 And this motherfucker, yeah, he already, like, trying to go to the senior care sector. 1.00
00:36:56.080 It comes from, like, our, like, mamas, like, because black women got good coochie. 1.00
00:36:59.800 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:37:00.520 Really? 1.00
00:37:01.240 Yeah.
00:37:02.680 All right.
00:37:03.080 Okay, that's one question.
00:37:05.320 So, what was the answer to it?
00:37:08.000 Being able to accept our advantages.
00:37:10.380 So, being black, like, I accept mine.
00:37:11.740 Yeah.
00:37:12.440 But y'all got some, too, but-
00:37:13.940 Right, everybody has different advantages.
00:37:15.380 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:15.820 Right, right.
00:37:16.180 Advantages, yeah.
00:37:16.740 That's what I think is kind of okay.
00:37:18.100 Sometimes it's okay to joke about certain things about people that are kind of, like, just normal things that everybody can kind of recognize.
00:37:25.040 Like, I don't count that kind of stuff as racism to me.
00:37:27.720 Yeah.
00:37:28.060 You know, like, if somebody's mean or really ill-willed, then that's different, you know?
00:37:33.620 But I noticed that-
00:37:36.360 All right, what's this theory with black people eat more watermelon than white people? 0.85
00:37:41.580 I think white people eat watermelon more than black people. 0.55
00:37:44.940 Oh, I would think probably so. 1.00
00:37:46.660 Especially now, because once black people heard that shit, I think they don't even fuck with it anymore. 1.00
00:37:51.280 Because that seemed like- 1.00
00:37:52.620 Black people always seem like they want to be unique. 1.00
00:37:55.460 They want to do their own shit. 1.00
00:37:57.160 That's what it seems like to me. 1.00
00:37:58.480 Yeah, it's definitely saucy. 1.00
00:37:59.680 Like, we definitely create a lot of shit. 1.00
00:38:01.720 Right. 1.00
00:38:02.140 And also, I think, you know, America was kind of-
00:38:04.500 I don't know if it was like-
00:38:06.420 I don't know if it was like a white culture when black people first got here.
00:38:10.340 So it would make sense that black people would not want to do- 1.00
00:38:13.020 They would want to only do shit that seems new. 1.00
00:38:15.400 And we just like, we want to start a lot of shit and just come from like, you know, being this shit and just kind of like, you know what I'm saying? 0.99
00:38:22.380 I just feel like it's really in our culture, like just trying new shit from the way we dress, the way we do music. 0.99
00:38:27.680 So very talented, you know? 0.99
00:38:29.360 And everybody talented, but we learn how to do shit and turn it into like our way. 1.00
00:38:34.220 Like, and just keep in mind, Mexicans do the same shit. 1.00
00:38:36.920 They find ways and, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:38:38.720 Y'all do the same shit. 0.99
00:38:39.580 But you will never know until like you be around and see it, you know? 1.00
00:38:42.460 Because I got- I grew up around- my uncle had a white girlfriend. 0.93
00:38:46.960 So we met the- you know that side.
00:38:49.380 What was her name? Do you remember?
00:38:50.380 Jennifer. 1.00
00:38:51.240 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:38:52.880 So he got to me. 1.00
00:38:53.740 And that's what I said.
00:38:54.280 I can relate to a lot. 0.99
00:38:54.700 Damn, he brought the whitest name in, too. 0.99
00:38:56.500 Yeah, he did. 0.99
00:38:57.400 Yeah, he brought Jennifer around.
00:38:59.040 And then I could tell it was funny because she was so comfortable with us. 1.00
00:39:02.200 But when she brought us around the family, it was like she broke the fucking code. 0.99
00:39:05.520 Like, but, and then sometimes it'd be like that for like, you know, babe, like, don't 1.00
00:39:10.220 bring that white bitch to my house. 1.00
00:39:11.600 So it'd be- so some families, like, you broke the code. 1.00
00:39:14.280 Right.
00:39:14.800 So, and that's why I said where it leads in where certain people- and some people accept
00:39:19.060 it.
00:39:19.200 Like, oh, like, you know?
00:39:20.540 So it was- it's just getting where you fit in.
00:39:22.520 If you're uncomfortable with it, don't be around.
00:39:24.060 But she definitely broke the code bringing us over to Thanksgiving, especially in- and the
00:39:28.880 food wasn't- I didn't like the food.
00:39:30.540 So not only that, like, the food was not-
00:39:33.340 Right.
00:39:33.440 Yeah, it was different.
00:39:34.540 Yeah, if the code-
00:39:35.220 But I really feel like if you do do that, get- let the family know.
00:39:38.100 Talk to them.
00:39:38.520 Don't make it awkward.
00:39:39.620 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:40.440 Like-
00:39:40.720 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:39:41.460 It's better to say, hey, I'm bringing over an Indian or a Native American. 0.94
00:39:44.580 Yeah.
00:39:44.680 I'm bringing over a Swedish guy or a woman or a black guy or a Japanese woman and see how
00:39:52.840 everybody feels.
00:39:53.520 Yeah.
00:39:53.860 Yeah.
00:39:54.060 That's a good call.
00:39:54.620 Overall, when they lead into it, all the stuff we talking about, it's just crazy because
00:39:58.060 we still are so- and it's just talking about colors.
00:40:00.160 It's just a subject to talk about.
00:40:02.080 Because there ain't nobody talking about, that's a, what, a Roku TV?
00:40:05.820 Nobody arguing about Samsung versus Roku. 1.00
00:40:08.300 It's just a fucking TV. 0.99
00:40:10.140 But it's just, they made it a big thing with colors. 1.00
00:40:12.820 At the end of the day, nobody's arguing about Jordan and Nike is just fucking shoes. 0.99
00:40:16.740 Yeah. 0.99
00:40:16.900 But so when it comes into color race, I feel like when we all come mature and we just let 1.00
00:40:21.720 it be, you fucking human, I'm fucking human. 1.00
00:40:23.760 You shouldn't piss, I sleep. 1.00
00:40:25.060 I gotta eat, you gotta eat. 0.77
00:40:26.220 And leave it at that, it'll be cool.
00:40:27.920 Yeah.
00:40:28.180 And once everybody come to do that, it's gonna probably take 20 years, a generation, but
00:40:32.040 we all won. 0.98
00:40:33.120 That's all that fucking matters. 0.99
00:40:34.740 Yeah. 0.99
00:40:34.980 We talk about that and hear a lot about beige power.
00:40:37.040 Like eventually everybody's gonna be beige.
00:40:38.840 Everybody's gonna be like Ben Simmons.
00:40:40.600 Yeah.
00:40:40.960 That'd be crazy.
00:40:41.680 Everybody's gonna be 6'11". 0.95
00:40:43.960 How would you feel if you woke up black? 0.95
00:40:45.400 Would you be like, wow. 0.91
00:40:47.020 Oh, I would be excited, I think.
00:40:48.540 I'd be excited?
00:40:49.680 Oh, yeah, dude.
00:40:51.000 Every white person's dream, I think, is to wake up black, low-key, for sure.
00:40:56.120 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:40:56.680 Dude, if I got to get up and be fucking black, dog. 1.00
00:40:59.200 Remember Chris Brown when they did that body thing for the video? 1.00
00:41:04.360 Oh, yeah.
00:41:04.800 Yeah.
00:41:05.280 Yeah.
00:41:05.600 I do remember that.
00:41:07.580 Yeah, dude.
00:41:08.300 I would love it, dude.
00:41:09.320 I would, first of all, I would sneak up on people that didn't know I was gonna be black, 0.50
00:41:13.160 bro. 0.99
00:41:13.360 I would fucking surprise them. 1.00
00:41:14.500 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:41:14.800 White people, because they'd be like, oh, fuck, I'm scared. 1.00
00:41:16.920 And I'd be like, it's me, motherfucker. 1.00
00:41:18.720 Yeah. 1.00
00:41:19.000 I would surprise them, bro.
00:41:20.520 Yeah.
00:41:20.860 And then what would I do?
00:41:22.700 I think I would just like see what it feels like to just... 0.98
00:41:29.160 Say nigga. 1.00
00:41:30.340 No, I wouldn't say it. 0.96
00:41:33.620 I might write it down.
00:41:34.860 I would write it down.
00:41:35.700 Text it.
00:41:37.020 Yeah.
00:41:39.820 Guess who's here.
00:41:40.960 And then they say who.
00:41:41.760 This, uh-uh.
00:41:43.600 Yeah.
00:41:54.920 BBWs. 1.00
00:41:56.120 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:41:56.900 You fuck with them? 1.00
00:41:57.840 I would then. 1.00
00:41:59.060 Mm-hmm. 0.97
00:42:00.020 Oh, I'd hook up with every thick white girl that drives a Honda Civic, dog. 1.00
00:42:03.680 Mm-hmm.
00:42:05.040 Because that's all I remember when I was growing up.
00:42:06.920 All the black dudes had the white girl with the Honda Civic. 0.87
00:42:10.500 Yeah. 0.75
00:42:10.880 Nah, you know something.
00:42:12.780 They had them all, bro.
00:42:13.320 They had that, bro.
00:42:14.060 They had a Chevrolet.
00:42:16.060 They had a Chevrolet.
00:42:18.060 A Malibu.
00:42:19.100 Impala.
00:42:19.860 Malibu.
00:42:20.580 That's every hood star stamp.
00:42:22.540 Like, I'm going to tell you kind of like, the three things that you need to survive in
00:42:26.520 the hood, you got to surround around the right people.
00:42:30.120 Not like, you know what I'm saying?
00:42:31.120 Not the overly people that's dangerous and not the unaluried. 1.00
00:42:33.920 You got to get with the ones that's kind of like civilized. 0.99
00:42:36.080 They know not to fuck with us. 0.99
00:42:37.380 That's one thing. 1.00
00:42:38.020 So, you got to know who to click with.
00:42:39.280 You will never know.
00:42:40.120 Okay.
00:42:40.400 That's one thing. 0.99
00:42:41.400 And another thing, you need a motherfucking shank. 0.99
00:42:45.000 So, this shank is just kind of like, just back up off of me. 0.99
00:42:47.800 Can you Google it?
00:42:48.580 Shank?
00:42:48.960 S-H-A-N-K? 0.95
00:42:49.920 Yeah, shank.
00:42:51.560 So, a shank is just kind of like, to protect yourself, to be like, back up. 0.98
00:42:56.160 This is kind of like, I don't want to, I'm not that type of person.
00:42:58.640 But if you got this close to me, to me to use it, you deserve it. 0.99
00:43:02.440 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:43:03.060 So, it's a closeness issue. 1.00
00:43:04.240 Just pull up a shank, Zach.
00:43:05.740 Yeah.
00:43:06.400 You need one of them. 1.00
00:43:07.180 Oh, damn, bro. 1.00
00:43:08.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:43:09.360 You need one of them. 1.00
00:43:09.840 Them bitches come in all sizes. 1.00
00:43:10.800 That's a perfect one of them, Shane. 1.00
00:43:11.780 Oh, damn, boy. 0.99
00:43:12.780 And that thing, like, if you get close to me, by the way, you look like Tom Brady a little 1.00
00:43:16.900 bit.
00:43:18.020 Thanks, man.
00:43:19.340 But if you get that close to me, then that means, like, you deserve this, because you
00:43:23.160 was in my space.
00:43:24.280 Like, you can't just do that.
00:43:26.060 This is kind of like a...
00:43:27.140 Oh, I see.
00:43:27.780 That's a close thing.
00:43:28.360 Yeah, this is, yeah.
00:43:28.660 So, if you're out of the way of the shank, you're good. 1.00
00:43:30.360 You got in my way. 1.00
00:43:31.360 Damn. 1.00
00:43:32.280 That's one thing. 0.99
00:43:33.380 And then, you know what a link card is?
00:43:35.760 A link card, uh-uh.
00:43:37.000 Oh, like a DBT?
00:43:38.640 EBT?
00:43:39.120 Yeah, EBT.
00:43:39.680 Yeah.
00:43:39.960 Yeah, and I ain't gonna lie.
00:43:41.040 They say, is that true?
00:43:42.200 They say more white people get food stamps than black people.
00:43:44.240 We had food stamps growing up, I remember.
00:43:46.800 No, but they said in the culture, I wonder if we did, like, I know you can look it up.
00:43:49.740 Yeah, they said more...
00:43:50.700 There's a lot of wealthy black people now, bro.
00:43:53.220 Yeah.
00:43:53.580 Than there used to be.
00:43:55.420 When I was...
00:43:55.880 I feel like it was, but it was never on the radars, because it was, like, top, like,
00:43:59.500 drug does.
00:43:59.820 We couldn't talk about it.
00:44:00.720 But now, the internet shows it more.
00:44:03.040 Legitiveness.
00:44:03.340 But back then, it's always been a lot of good black people, but we couldn't talk about it,
00:44:07.120 because we did, like, we did it how we had to do it.
00:44:10.000 Right.
00:44:10.440 Yeah.
00:44:10.840 It was more criminal activities? 0.99
00:44:11.880 Yeah, we couldn't, like, fuck a nine-to-five. 0.99
00:44:13.400 Right. 1.00
00:44:13.760 And I feel like sometimes nine-to-fives need to be better with they shit. 0.99
00:44:17.040 Let's talk about that, because I feel like Walmart... 0.99
00:44:19.120 I feel like black people don't want to do nine-to-fives. 0.96
00:44:22.480 Nah. 1.00
00:44:23.720 Because it's fucked up. 1.00
00:44:24.940 It's a scam. 1.00
00:44:25.840 Because ain't no way I'm working for Walmart.
00:44:27.660 Y'all making a million dollars a day, and y'all only giving me nine dollars an hour. 0.95
00:44:31.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:31.300 It fucking sucks. 1.00
00:44:32.220 I can ring up somebody. 1.00
00:44:33.340 I can ring up 20 people, and they spending over $300, and I only get nine dollars?
00:44:39.040 Proud of this? 1.00
00:44:40.200 Raise that bitch up. 1.00
00:44:41.160 Yeah. 1.00
00:44:41.380 $30 an hour is not bad, Walmart.
00:44:43.440 And that's how you stop the revolving door. 1.00
00:44:45.420 That's why so many fucking people in Walmart. 1.00
00:44:47.920 But, I mean, you run a franchise, fuck it, let's pay our customers $100 an hour. 1.00
00:44:51.940 It's going to stop the revolving door. 1.00
00:44:53.740 It's going to stop the hiring progress. 0.94
00:44:55.440 And we don't have to fucking worry about, like, you know what I'm saying? 0.91
00:44:57.800 Because you spend so much money, people quitting, coming in and coming out, drug straining. 1.00
00:45:01.660 You spend them a lot of shit. 1.00
00:45:03.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:03.320 All of that extra shit. 1.00
00:45:04.060 Imagine if you get $100 an hour, Walmart, it will be a team. 1.00
00:45:08.640 You will know Stacy, Kim, Leisha, Brenda, Keisha.
00:45:13.420 All them, they will all be these same people.
00:45:15.340 We get $100 an hour. 1.00
00:45:16.320 But they treat them like shit. 1.00
00:45:17.480 Same shit with McDonald's. 1.00
00:45:18.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:19.080 Come the fuck home. 1.00
00:45:19.820 You can't give us $40 an hour? 1.00
00:45:21.420 I'm in here busting my ass, serving Big Macs in and out, and getting cussed out, getting 1.00
00:45:25.680 treated like shit. 1.00
00:45:26.700 And they got pedophiles in there. 1.00
00:45:28.420 It's hard as hell to serve something, you know, they got a man out there trying to touch, 0.51
00:45:32.680 you know, in the little, in the play area.
00:45:37.040 Yeah. 1.00
00:45:37.680 Them bitches was always out there in ours. 1.00
00:45:39.740 You'd go out there, dog. 1.00
00:45:40.780 You playing and you playing.
00:45:41.680 I don't know what McDonald's you went to, but we, you know.
00:45:44.560 Covington, Louisiana, bro. 1.00
00:45:45.760 We being that bitch. 1.00
00:45:46.860 They had a dude always out there. 0.99
00:45:49.720 Did he have, like.
00:45:50.740 Let's talk about this.
00:45:51.560 I have a thing.
00:45:52.320 Uh-huh.
00:45:52.820 So this is something that I think about sometimes.
00:45:56.460 Sometimes I always felt like a lot of black people thought like, oh, white people have
00:46:00.640 it so good about work and stuff.
00:46:03.320 Mm-hmm. 0.97
00:46:03.460 But then the whole time I was fucking working for somebody for, you know, it was like sometimes 0.98
00:46:09.460 it was felt like there was a perception that it was better. 0.98
00:46:13.040 And I know probably black people couldn't get hired for stuff, but then there was this 0.99
00:46:16.340 perception that it was fucking great. 0.99
00:46:18.240 Mm-hmm. 0.98
00:46:18.360 But then now you realize, I think now there's some more equality because you see like a 1.00
00:46:22.820 black dude just like, oh, this fucking sucks. 1.00
00:46:24.860 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:46:24.980 This is what I've been waiting to get to.
00:46:26.420 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:46:26.480 And this is fucking bullshit. 1.00
00:46:27.860 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:46:28.340 You know?
00:46:28.460 I get it.
00:46:29.080 And it shows where they kind of like some jobs don't hire people because of that.
00:46:33.500 And different franchises.
00:46:35.240 And that's what they, you know what I'm saying?
00:46:36.980 I get that because it has happened where some people want to go work for Delta, but
00:46:41.400 they only hired a certain color.
00:46:42.820 That's like with the coaches in the NFL where they're saying they're getting more black coaches
00:46:46.280 in the NFL because they never have.
00:46:48.060 So, and then they get it.
00:46:49.120 They might not like it.
00:46:49.860 So, that's what you're going with.
00:46:50.860 Like, how they probably want something and they get it. 0.99
00:46:53.100 It's like, damn, this is not what the fuck I want. 0.98
00:46:54.660 It's not what it seems. 0.99
00:46:56.040 Well, just that it didn't like, I think sometimes it felt like there was this perception that it
00:47:00.280 was so great for like some white folks, some jobs, but then you get the job if 1.00
00:47:05.640 you're not white and you realize, oh, this shit wasn't even that great. 0.99
00:47:08.580 I thought it was great for them, but they're just up here getting. 1.00
00:47:11.440 Yeah, I want better than this shit. 1.00
00:47:12.800 Right. 1.00
00:47:13.020 I want, yeah.
00:47:13.440 Like, it's like sometimes if it's, I would feel like, oh, like some people thought like
00:47:20.540 it was magical being white, but it wasn't. 0.99
00:47:23.940 It just, but now it's just, now you see everybody's on damn depression meds. 1.00
00:47:27.620 It's just the same shit. 1.00
00:47:28.480 I'm crying in my car outside of a damn Jimmy John. 1.00
00:47:30.860 Like, this is just, it's nothing, it's not really that amazing for most people. 0.99
00:47:34.980 Most people are still working for even a bigger, fancier, white person.
00:47:38.700 Everything that glitter ain't go.
00:47:40.420 Right.
00:47:40.860 Right.
00:47:41.320 So that comes with people learning theyself. 0.99
00:47:44.580 And that's when you're happy with yourself, you're not worried about what the next motherfucker 0.99
00:47:47.640 doing. 1.00
00:47:48.080 So white, black, Mexican, once you worry about you and you worry about what the fuck your 1.00
00:47:51.500 goal is, you, you won't, you know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:47:54.160 You won't have to deal with that.
00:47:55.080 So it's a such thing that, uh, my dead grandpa that's still alive told me, he was just like,
00:48:01.020 basically when you drive in your car, you always got to look forward. 0.99
00:48:04.340 But when you look back to look at him, little motherfucker, it's a chance to wreck or you 0.99
00:48:09.080 going to swerve. 1.00
00:48:09.620 So at the end of the day, stay in your fucking lane and mind your fucking business and God 1.00
00:48:13.240 going to give you wherever you need to go. 1.00
00:48:14.920 If you believe in God, sorry, some people don't, but that's just what I got to say.
00:48:18.240 But if you, God going to take you wherever you got to go.
00:48:20.480 And if you believe in yourself, you going to take you where you need to go and that's
00:48:23.700 it.
00:48:23.820 But you cannot drive a car and feel like you're going to get where you need to go
00:48:28.040 looking back.
00:48:29.180 And that's when you say, where people like them, what they doing over there?
00:48:31.460 I want to go over there. 1.00
00:48:32.620 And then you fuck up and crash. 0.99
00:48:34.140 So it's being really true to yourself and manifesting. 1.00
00:48:38.200 So fuck all the race shit when it come to that. 1.00
00:48:40.840 If you want that, you can get it. 1.00
00:48:42.160 You might get it somewhere else and you can't get a job.
00:48:44.720 And, and I get it.
00:48:45.760 I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.
00:48:46.760 They don't really hire a lot of blacks on certain jobs, but I can't, I come to Atlanta and 1.00
00:48:50.080 I see them.
00:48:51.000 It's a world that can do it. 0.99
00:48:52.040 Sometimes you can just remove out of that place, go to a new fucking state. 0.99
00:48:55.580 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:56.180 You know what I'm saying?
00:48:56.640 Oh yeah. 1.00
00:48:57.100 Atlanta is fucking like February started a city and that motherfucking. 0.99
00:49:00.520 And it gives you a lot of opportunities. 1.00
00:49:02.620 So wow.
00:49:03.140 When you see what happens to a culture when they have a lot of money, it's pretty crazy.
00:49:06.340 Right.
00:49:07.260 Cause you didn't really, they didn't have it.
00:49:08.540 Atlanta wasn't like that like 30 years ago.
00:49:10.180 I didn't.
00:49:10.720 I wouldn't know.
00:49:11.900 Yeah.
00:49:12.040 I was broke.
00:49:12.760 So I just know what I'm like when I got money.
00:49:14.820 Right.
00:49:15.040 But it's crazy.
00:49:15.740 Atlanta's like, it's a, I mean, Atlanta's crazy.
00:49:17.660 It's a money now.
00:49:18.460 It's a money now.
00:49:18.980 And you see like a lot of black wealth. 0.84
00:49:20.140 It's like the first city in America that you really see, like really, really see it. 0.82
00:49:24.000 Oh, it's crazy, bro.
00:49:25.420 Yeah.
00:49:25.820 People riding. 1.00
00:49:26.580 One of my boys, baby daddy, sister, cousin-in-law bought a fucking pony. 1.00
00:49:32.140 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:49:33.300 And you would never see a black person with a pony, bro. 1.00
00:49:35.780 Yeah. 0.91
00:49:35.880 He bought it for his daughter.
00:49:37.420 Unreal.
00:49:38.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:38.500 That's fucking, when you got pony. 1.00
00:49:39.580 I didn't know that was for real. 1.00
00:49:41.300 Ponies are real.
00:49:42.360 Oh, I remember the first time I saw a golden retriever, bro.
00:49:44.600 An inside dog at somebody's house.
00:49:46.060 I went to somebody's house and this dog came around the corner and it was a golden retriever,
00:49:50.800 bro.
00:49:51.480 That's crazy. 1.00
00:49:52.200 I'd never seen a dog inside and that shit blew my fucking mind. 1.00
00:49:56.740 I'd never seen a dog that looked like it had gotten some sleep. 1.00
00:50:00.100 And that bitch came around and had nice hair. 1.00
00:50:02.420 Looked like Suzanne Somers. 1.00
00:50:03.580 You know who that is?
00:50:05.180 No.
00:50:05.860 Pull her up.
00:50:07.020 Suzanne Somers.
00:50:07.720 She sound familiar.
00:50:08.460 Oh, she was beautiful.
00:50:09.700 What are some things that you like to do?
00:50:11.720 Let me think.
00:50:12.880 I like to podcast.
00:50:14.000 I like to do stand up.
00:50:15.560 Do you do stand up?
00:50:16.500 That's her right there. 0.98
00:50:17.020 Yeah.
00:50:17.520 I've seen her before.
00:50:19.340 She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment. 0.96
00:50:22.660 Is she a porn star? 1.00
00:50:23.580 No, she just looks like that. 1.00
00:50:25.040 She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment.
00:50:27.160 Oh.
00:50:28.860 What are some stuff I like to do?
00:50:30.380 I like to watch college basketball.
00:50:34.300 Mm-hmm.
00:50:34.760 And I like to, I've been looking for a wife, so I'm thinking about that.
00:50:39.220 What do you look for, right?
00:50:41.140 I don't know.
00:50:41.680 I want somebody that's going to be a good mother, and I want somebody that has like a
00:50:45.300 nice look in their eyes.
00:50:46.560 Like when I look in their eyes, they seem genuine, you know?
00:50:50.680 Mm-hmm.
00:50:50.860 They just have honest eyes, you know?
00:50:52.500 So do you, what do you feel like you bring to a woman that changed? 1.00
00:50:55.460 What do a woman get for fucking with you? 1.00
00:50:57.960 What do you bring to the table? 1.00
00:50:59.260 Ooh.
00:51:01.660 Besides money?
00:51:02.420 No, I mean, I don't, not, I mean, I bring some different, uh. 0.99
00:51:10.980 Besides dick? 0.99
00:51:12.600 Yeah, and I don't even bring the gray, I mean, I bring entry-level dick. 1.00
00:51:18.780 What's that? 0.99
00:51:19.280 It's like, the dick that would work in a mail room. 0.99
00:51:24.660 I'm not a big, I'm not the best, you know, I'm not. 1.00
00:51:26.600 Oh, you don't have big dick energy. 0.99
00:51:28.280 I got a decent, my wiener's decent, but I don't have, yeah, I don't have, I'm not like 1.00
00:51:32.260 a, I'm not fucking someone all night. 0.98
00:51:35.860 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:51:36.340 Like some psychopath or whatever. 0.99
00:51:38.160 That's insane to me. 0.75
00:51:39.440 Yeah.
00:51:39.680 You know, if I, if somebody's. 0.99
00:51:41.840 So what do you cost a woman that's just fucking like from like 10 to 3? 1.00
00:51:45.880 God, that's fucking insane. 1.00
00:51:48.020 That's not like a damn, uh, a migrant worker or something. 1.00
00:51:52.140 That's not like somebody that's got a damn. 0.94
00:51:53.500 So for a million dollars, you couldn't do that? 1.00
00:51:57.040 Fuck, from 10 to 3? 1.00
00:51:58.820 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:59.340 Not a chance.
00:52:01.060 For 1 million?
00:52:02.240 Yeah.
00:52:03.200 Not a chance.
00:52:04.120 Just stop.
00:52:05.400 Five minute break, get back to it.
00:52:07.100 Stop.
00:52:09.100 No.
00:52:09.980 You think you'll die?
00:52:11.760 I don't think I'll die.
00:52:12.880 I think I would give up.
00:52:13.760 I would realize that I don't have it in me.
00:52:15.220 I think I would, I don't know.
00:52:18.240 I would coach the person though.
00:52:19.440 Yeah.
00:52:19.560 That's what I would do.
00:52:20.520 I would be a better coach.
00:52:21.740 I would be a better corner guy.
00:52:23.160 Mm-hmm.
00:52:23.300 For the dude during the five minutes, get over there, you know, put the ice on his back.
00:52:27.760 Mm-hmm.
00:52:28.200 You doing good, Ronnie, or whatever.
00:52:30.420 Mm-hmm.
00:52:30.680 Coach him up.
00:52:31.320 That's what I would be.
00:52:32.220 Mm-hmm.
00:52:33.120 I'll be like.
00:52:33.420 So you'd be like a cameraman?
00:52:35.440 No, I ain't being a cameraman. 1.00
00:52:36.740 I ain't watching that shit. 0.99
00:52:38.040 That's. 1.00
00:52:38.640 But you got it for you to tell him what to do better.
00:52:40.820 You got to watch.
00:52:42.740 Yeah, maybe I do have to.
00:52:43.700 Yeah, I would probably have like a monitor.
00:52:45.180 I don't want to hold the camera, but I would watch the monitor and coach him.
00:52:48.420 Yeah, give him that water bottle, like that durable MO. 0.70
00:52:50.340 So what's wrong with the cameraman?
00:52:52.660 How do you feel about like porn cameramen?
00:52:54.680 Like, what do you think they do?
00:52:55.640 Can you imagine them?
00:52:56.560 Like, what do you, if you was to paint a picture of a porno star camera guy, what do you just
00:53:01.480 see him as?
00:53:02.100 I see him as a dude, probably long mustache, probably a little bit of skeet hanging off 0.98
00:53:07.960 of that bitch that got, he got caught in a cross skeeting or whatever in a gang bang 1.00
00:53:13.560 and he's, that thing's just hanging off just like icicles, you know? 1.00
00:53:17.640 Um, I see him probably debt, like either desk, desperate for sex. 0.91
00:53:26.000 Really? 0.99
00:53:26.500 If you that close, you got to watch sex with a little machine or something. 0.99
00:53:29.920 You got to be that. 1.00
00:53:30.720 I mean, you seven inches from some asshole or something. 0.99
00:53:33.320 Um, you caught, I don't think you're doing real good. 1.00
00:53:36.660 You think that it's just kind of like, hey, he's be horny the whole time? 0.54
00:53:39.960 Oh, I think he's grossly horny.
00:53:42.100 Uh-huh. 0.88
00:53:42.600 I think he.
00:53:43.460 How much do you think they make?
00:53:46.500 Is it online?
00:53:47.220 Can you look that up?
00:53:48.140 Yeah.
00:53:48.300 How much does it make porn camera person?
00:53:50.120 Well, I can tell you, I know other freelance camera guys who do that and it's usually an hourly
00:53:53.760 rate, you know?
00:53:54.620 Um, I bet probably at least a thousand to two thousand a day.
00:53:58.540 No way.
00:54:00.080 For sure.
00:54:00.640 The actresses are only getting 600.
00:54:03.320 I, I'll look it up, but I'm, I would.
00:54:06.540 But that, I mean, if he, if he recording it, he got it.
00:54:09.540 Would I be a cameraman?
00:54:10.680 Yeah.
00:54:11.160 I actually, I probably could see myself doing that.
00:54:13.880 Actually doing it and just kind of like, I wear overalls with glasses and have a toothpick
00:54:18.380 in my mouth.
00:54:18.900 Yeah.
00:54:19.500 And I, I'd be so dope. 1.00
00:54:20.920 I'm like, you fucking that shit up. 1.00
00:54:22.660 So I'll be like, they'd know it's me. 1.00
00:54:25.140 And then I'm, I'll stand out to have my own camera production, but I have, my whole goal
00:54:30.500 is to stand out and then I end up getting away from porn and shooting movies and they'll 1.00
00:54:34.820 be like, oh, you fucking that shit up. 1.00
00:54:35.980 And I had that saying when people see me like, oh, that's the fucking that shit up, dude. 1.00
00:54:39.360 So then I have my own fan base and I get booked for clubs and I become fucking famous. 1.00
00:54:43.360 Yeah.
00:54:43.440 So sometimes you could take the worst job and just make the best out of it.
00:54:47.040 Cause like I told you, I used to work at McDonald's.
00:54:49.100 You wouldn't believe what I used to do.
00:54:50.520 Yeah.
00:54:50.980 I didn't know that you worked.
00:54:52.060 Yeah.
00:54:52.180 I was the dude, like when people get double patties, I just slid one out and just give
00:54:55.720 them like, you know, one single.
00:54:57.080 And they was like single patty, man.
00:54:59.260 Cause I don't think you need all that meat.
00:55:00.860 That's crazy.
00:55:01.880 I, well, uh, I think it depends.
00:55:03.940 I mean, people, you know, I'm not judging or anything, but I think people want their meat.
00:55:07.300 You know, if you, if you drive around the building.
00:55:09.420 Like how much meat do you be taking?
00:55:12.780 I mean, I'll be honest with you.
00:55:14.200 I had McDonald's last night and I had three patties.
00:55:17.080 That's crazy.
00:55:18.320 I had one quarter pounder and two cheeseburger patties.
00:55:21.920 You know, what's the most meat you could take?
00:55:24.200 You think?
00:55:24.520 I don't really take meat.
00:55:25.800 You stole that steak.
00:55:27.460 Yeah.
00:55:27.760 I tried.
00:55:29.080 You couldn't get it.
00:55:29.900 Yeah.
00:55:30.780 Went to jail and ever since then I changed my life. 1.00
00:55:33.520 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:55:34.040 Welcome back. 1.00
00:55:34.780 Yeah. 0.99
00:55:35.640 Do you, uh, do you fuck with mystical or anything like that? 0.99
00:55:39.040 Do you listen to anything like that? 0.99
00:55:39.600 Yeah.
00:55:39.620 Mystical danger.
00:55:40.740 Yeah.
00:55:40.980 Get on the flow.
00:55:41.960 He was unique, wasn't he?
00:55:42.880 The man right here. 1.00
00:55:44.000 He sing, he yelled all the fucking time. 1.00
00:55:46.460 He did. 1.00
00:55:46.940 He was angry about something.
00:55:48.260 Uh, how do you feel about Post Malone?
00:55:50.140 Uh, it was a thing and I want to get your side where they feel like, uh, this is from
00:55:54.220 Charlamagne to God.
00:55:55.100 He said he felt like he came over and stole like the black culture with the right Iverson. 0.98
00:55:59.420 Then he went over and just changed and never made nothing for that.
00:56:02.600 How do you feel about that?
00:56:03.640 Like, do you agree with him or disagree?
00:56:05.580 I think that that's silly for Charlamagne to say.
00:56:07.580 I think at this point, at, at some point we got to realize that there's, oh, I think
00:56:13.320 there's been a lot of culture vultures over the years, especially early on when, when
00:56:18.260 black people didn't have a lot of rights to their music, when they, they didn't even 1.00
00:56:21.640 know about business. 0.63
00:56:22.500 Like, even growing up poor and white, like I've had to learn, I've made a lot of poor
00:56:26.780 like business choice because I don't have anybody in my family doing anything in my
00:56:29.400 business.
00:56:29.640 Yeah.
00:56:29.940 Cause you was poor.
00:56:30.540 So you made poor decisions.
00:56:31.780 That makes sense.
00:56:32.500 Yeah.
00:56:32.680 Nobody was doing any business.
00:56:34.060 Nobody gets rich.
00:56:34.660 You start making rich decisions.
00:56:36.020 Yeah.
00:56:36.280 And then you start to know other rich people. 0.99
00:56:37.960 They tell you shit, you know? 0.99
00:56:40.480 Charlamagne, I think kind of have a, he seemed like, oh, he a troll. 1.00
00:56:46.180 A little bit.
00:56:47.200 He seemed like a, he have a kind of a womanly look.
00:56:50.000 He's beautiful.
00:56:50.960 Yeah.
00:56:52.000 You think that?
00:56:55.440 Who?
00:56:56.640 Charlamagne.
00:56:57.520 He's beautiful.
00:56:58.260 You think he's beautiful? 1.00
00:56:59.060 I mean, I fuck with Megan and Stalya and she's cute. 1.00
00:57:02.240 Yeah. 0.99
00:57:02.780 What if it was me and Charlamagne in the room?
00:57:04.620 Dude, you tell me Charlamagne ain't fine, bro.
00:57:07.540 Come on, dog. 0.97
00:57:08.600 You think that's a sex symbol? 0.89
00:57:11.140 I think if you put a, if he was in Japan or a.
00:57:14.500 A wig?
00:57:16.440 If he was a, yeah.
00:57:18.340 Oh, you put him in a wig, dog. 1.00
00:57:20.080 Some basketball player is going to fuck him. 1.00
00:57:24.300 What about a podcaster? 1.00
00:57:25.940 Like, with a hat on?
00:57:28.040 I don't know.
00:57:28.780 I'm not, right?
00:57:30.080 I'm not just speaking.
00:57:31.060 I'm just saying.
00:57:31.580 Not you.
00:57:32.120 Why?
00:57:32.280 No, we're not talking about you.
00:57:32.880 No, no.
00:57:33.340 Okay, okay.
00:57:33.980 Yeah.
00:57:34.760 I wouldn't do it.
00:57:35.900 I don't know.
00:57:35.980 No, no.
00:57:36.220 I wouldn't talk about you. 0.99
00:57:36.720 I'm just saying somebody that do podcasters and wear hats and like that speak their fucking 1.00
00:57:40.700 mind and they like green sweaters and shit. 1.00
00:57:42.420 Yeah, I don't know if they would do that to him. 0.99
00:57:47.560 But yeah, I don't, I think.
00:57:48.900 What do you feel like is sexy when it comes to women, like your women crush?
00:57:52.160 Oh, my women crush? 0.89
00:57:53.060 How do you feel about Britney Spears?
00:57:54.820 I used to love her, man, because she was from Louisiana. 1.00
00:57:56.760 That's where I'm from.
00:57:57.320 So I loved her, man.
00:57:59.760 And we all loved her.
00:58:01.020 What about now?
00:58:01.220 People was all, she was 16.
00:58:02.700 Now, she's gone off, man.
00:58:05.300 I think somebody did something bad to her.
00:58:06.980 I think they were pilling her up. 1.00
00:58:08.180 Is she still rich? 0.99
00:58:09.520 Yeah, she's still rich. 0.99
00:58:10.780 But I think they were putting pills in her and doing stuff like that.
00:58:14.100 You know?
00:58:15.000 That's what I think.
00:58:16.700 What do you think about her?
00:58:18.560 I feel like she just, sometimes I just feel like people do what they want to do.
00:58:22.680 And I feel like she, from what I heard, the documentary, she got held back from like living
00:58:27.400 her life.
00:58:27.900 So now this is her time to do it. 0.97
00:58:29.760 So sometimes people can miss out on the opportunity because people are like, damn, this is what 0.95
00:58:33.440 I want to do. 0.95
00:58:34.320 I feel like now she's getting to live her life.
00:58:36.460 That's my opinion.
00:58:37.140 Oh, like now she's free.
00:58:38.520 Yeah.
00:58:38.920 Oh, interesting. 0.98
00:58:39.420 And it's like, damn, she didn't get to learn, like, you know, or it might be, I got, I'm 0.97
00:58:44.140 living on a such thing as it's not no bad. 0.99
00:58:46.140 Because if you do it, you just going to live on your results.
00:58:48.640 So no matter what you do, just know it's not a bad thing.
00:58:50.920 Just know you're going to live what comes with it.
00:58:53.360 And if you don't want to live with it, just don't do it.
00:58:55.980 That's what I'm saying.
00:58:56.460 I'm not a racist. 0.98
00:58:57.320 I'm not a, like, an asshole. 0.91
00:58:58.620 I just live in good spirit, you know? 0.83
00:59:00.600 Because I don't want to do nothing I don't regret.
00:59:02.840 Like, you know, one time I got slapped and this dude was like, give me, uh, he was like, 0.99
00:59:06.720 give me a fucking car. 0.99
00:59:07.700 I'm like, you got it, bro. 1.00
00:59:09.120 That was it?
00:59:09.980 Yeah.
00:59:11.200 And he just wanted a vehicle?
00:59:12.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:59:13.140 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:59:14.400 That's like, yeah, that's one way to order an Uber right there, bro. 1.00
00:59:17.460 Damn. 1.00
00:59:18.080 That's fucking gangster. 1.00
00:59:19.140 And you actually get in front of it. 1.00
00:59:20.420 But the thing is, he didn't even know how much gas I got.
00:59:22.840 And if you're watching this goofy, I didn't even have no gas in the car.
00:59:25.420 So you had to stop and get gas. 1.00
00:59:27.620 Stupid ass. 1.00
00:59:28.440 That's the law, man. 1.00
00:59:29.400 That's the law of attraction.
00:59:30.840 I needed an oil change, too. 1.00
00:59:32.180 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:59:32.600 So that's what I said. 0.99
00:59:33.060 Sometimes you can take on people's problems.
00:59:35.000 And you don't know what's really under the hood.
00:59:37.220 Right.
00:59:37.680 You want to take on somebody's life, but you don't know what's under the hood.
00:59:39.500 That's like taking somebody's girl. 0.98
00:59:40.820 You take somebody's girl and don't even know what the fuck wrong with her. 1.00
00:59:43.780 And you got a lot of shit to deal with. 1.00
00:59:45.480 Yo, yo, yo, yo, lip on a podcast. 1.00
00:59:47.440 What that's for, Mike?
00:59:48.180 Yeah, but it's just, I feel that, man.
00:59:49.900 Sometimes you want somebody's girl and then you get, or you really even have to talk to her for five minutes. 0.99
00:59:54.140 And you're like, damn, somebody, we got to let this bitch go back. 1.00
00:59:56.580 But, you know, that happens a lot. 0.99
00:59:59.140 When you play rock, paper, scissors, what do you usually pick?
01:00:01.140 Like rock, paper, or scissors?
01:00:03.820 What's your average?
01:00:05.300 I'll go scissors, I think.
01:00:06.480 All right, let's play.
01:00:07.360 All right.
01:00:10.340 I thought you said scissors.
01:00:12.020 Yeah, but I switched it up.
01:00:14.020 Oh.
01:00:16.080 Let me ask you this, man.
01:00:17.240 What else do you, so you get to Atlanta, right?
01:00:20.000 Mm-hmm.
01:00:20.400 You get to Atlanta.
01:00:21.420 Do you start to meet some of your idols and heroes and stuff?
01:00:23.660 Like that must have been pretty cool.
01:00:24.420 You know, I just met Kevin Hartley yesterday.
01:00:25.720 Nuh-uh.
01:00:26.360 Did you really?
01:00:27.060 I posted a picture.
01:00:27.700 Yeah, I met him.
01:00:28.640 He's actually dope. 0.99
01:00:29.700 He actually was cool as fuck. 0.98
01:00:32.260 And I had took a picture with him, and I was thinking I'm about to take the picture and leave. 0.98
01:00:36.260 But he's like, man, stay around.
01:00:37.260 Talk.
01:00:37.500 Let's chill, man. 1.00
01:00:38.120 I actually fuck with your content. 1.00
01:00:39.300 You a funny dude. 0.99
01:00:40.520 And he was like, get in the stand-up.
01:00:42.120 He's like, man, you're not doing stand-up. 0.99
01:00:43.360 We fucking waiting. 0.98
01:00:44.360 We getting, yeah. 0.99
01:00:45.240 He's like, we fucking waiting. 0.98
01:00:46.780 And he's like, man, get out. 0.98
01:00:47.680 Like, you see, you have to be like drink.
01:00:49.160 And I'm sitting there.
01:00:49.840 I put my arm around him.
01:00:50.680 I got comfortable.
01:00:51.720 Like, you know what I'm saying?
01:00:52.940 Yeah. 1.00
01:00:53.100 But he was just like, damn, man. 0.99
01:00:54.180 And this is the first time I did not know how to ask for a picture. 0.99
01:00:57.160 And I'm like, damn. 0.96
01:00:58.500 Like, because so many people be bold. 0.99
01:00:59.840 You get it.
01:01:00.560 Were you eating?
01:01:01.220 And people are like, hey, yo, I want a picture with you. 0.99
01:01:02.500 And you're like, bro, I'm fucking eating. 0.98
01:01:03.600 How do you have the courage to come around me and my family? 0.99
01:01:06.340 Say, yo, let me get a picture. 1.00
01:01:07.340 Like, that shit is bold. 0.99
01:01:08.780 So even me talking to him after we talked for like four to three minutes, I did not 1.00
01:01:12.460 know. 0.98
01:01:12.620 I'm like, fuck, I want this picture. 0.99
01:01:13.940 Also, I want to take it back to the hood. 0.99
01:01:15.320 Like, this is a hood trophy.
01:01:16.980 Yeah. 0.99
01:01:17.540 Like, and I know, like, no matter what, if I don't be shit, I got a picture with Kevin 0.99
01:01:20.900 Hart. 0.99
01:01:21.480 Yeah. 0.99
01:01:22.400 Like, right now, if I'm not shit, I'm just flexing with that. 0.99
01:01:24.820 I just said I signed the deal with Kevin Hart. 0.99
01:01:26.780 I'm breaking movies.
01:01:27.980 And then guess what?
01:01:28.960 They all coming. 1.00
01:01:29.780 I got, that picture is going to give me three months worth of pussy right there. 1.00
01:01:34.500 Damn. 1.00
01:01:35.080 That's a lot. 0.99
01:01:36.080 Yeah.
01:01:36.620 That's a big trade-off.
01:01:37.520 And did, um, was he, uh, who was like a first person you met like that?
01:01:42.120 Cause Atlanta, did you get to meet too short?
01:01:44.100 You met too short?
01:01:45.080 That was one I really wanted to take a picture with.
01:01:47.000 And I was at the airport.
01:01:48.100 And he passed away, huh?
01:01:49.480 No.
01:01:50.820 Didn't he?
01:01:52.740 Can you look up too short deceased?
01:01:55.960 I think he did pass away, man.
01:01:57.420 I'm sorry.
01:01:58.840 No, that's.
01:02:00.140 I'm sorry, man.
01:02:00.800 No, that's too tall.
01:02:01.660 No, he's still here.
01:02:02.640 Praise God, baby. 1.00
01:02:04.020 Damn. 0.99
01:02:05.180 No, you talking about too tall. 0.99
01:02:06.400 Or was it the white version too short?
01:02:08.440 Now, maybe Ed, Ed Jones, I think was hitting in with too tall.
01:02:11.380 How do you get too short mixed with Ed Jones?
01:02:13.640 Well, he was too tall.
01:02:14.780 I think Ed too tall Jones.
01:02:16.140 Was he somebody?
01:02:17.760 Oh, do y'all got a white version Tupac, too short?
01:02:20.700 We got, who is it?
01:02:21.860 A white version of Tupac.
01:02:23.160 I would say we kind of had Mac Miller.
01:02:26.120 Yeah, no.
01:02:27.020 I wouldn't.
01:02:27.760 That's Ed too tall Jones right there.
01:02:30.280 He's also alive.
01:02:31.440 That's Dipp.
01:02:32.180 And he's dead or not?
01:02:33.180 No, he's alive.
01:02:33.960 Oh, good, man.
01:02:35.260 What?
01:02:36.040 They both good.
01:02:37.800 Jackson, Tennessee.
01:02:38.720 That's where he's from.
01:02:43.980 Who is?
01:02:44.520 Yeah, let's do versions.
01:02:45.680 Who is the, okay, who is y'all's Chris Farley, bro?
01:02:49.280 Who's Chris Farley again?
01:02:50.260 Or who is not y'all's?
01:02:51.720 Who do you think is a black version of Chris Farley?
01:02:54.940 Chris Farley, bring him up.
01:02:56.160 Tommy Boy, remember him?
01:02:59.460 He was on Saturday Night Live with Chris Rock.
01:03:01.660 Who would be our-
01:03:03.020 He might be too old of a reference for you.
01:03:04.140 You want to know who he is?
01:03:05.020 No, he's not.
01:03:06.320 Oh, boy, off of Keenan and Kel.
01:03:09.040 What's Keenan?
01:03:10.660 I think he is.
01:03:11.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:03:12.160 Not the, that was the one that lost weight.
01:03:14.360 He don't see you in the Saturday Night Live.
01:03:15.780 I feel like them two.
01:03:17.440 You get it?
01:03:17.980 You can see it?
01:03:18.700 I can see he being ours.
01:03:21.260 What about that one where the guy lives in the house, it's a sitcom, and he always, I don't think it's like a Madea show, but it's like, did Madea have a sitcom?
01:03:32.820 Do you know?
01:03:33.400 Yeah, she had like a, Mr. Brown, you got, I don't know, it's a lot. 1.00
01:03:37.160 It's so many, Madea got a lot of shit. 0.99
01:03:38.100 Yeah, there was always this one kind of character, the dad. 1.00
01:03:41.060 He wasn't real fat, though.
01:03:42.080 He was a little thick, but-
01:03:44.040 Who was y'all Will Smith? 0.99
01:03:44.760 Oh, damn, that's a good one, bro. 0.98
01:03:50.520 So they would probably have to be tall. 0.99
01:03:53.480 It's just work ethic, same type of energy, probably neck and neck.
01:03:56.640 You can line them up.
01:03:57.420 That could be Matthew McConaughey, bro.
01:04:09.680 Who's y'all Nicki Minaj?
01:04:12.000 Ooh.
01:04:12.980 Lady Gaga?
01:04:13.580 I don't know if she throws that hole like Nicki does, though.
01:04:23.020 May I?
01:04:25.840 I don't know if we have one.
01:04:27.400 I think we tried to have one with that girl, Iguodala, no.
01:04:33.280 Oh, Iggy.
01:04:34.100 Iggy.
01:04:34.680 I think that's her.
01:04:35.360 That was our attempt at having a Nicki Minaj. 0.74
01:04:37.600 Sometimes you don't even get the same thing.
01:04:39.740 Like Carrot Top, right?
01:04:40.960 I feel like they don't really have a black Carrot Top.
01:04:44.720 So how do you feel about Justin Bieber?
01:04:46.520 I feel like he's so dope.
01:04:47.740 He got all the type of culture. 0.97
01:04:48.880 That's one guy that marketed the shit out of him where he got everybody to love him. 0.96
01:04:51.920 He did. 0.96
01:04:52.260 And just stay out the way and stay clean.
01:04:54.460 He came to a show of mine, man, in New York, actually, a few years ago.
01:04:58.840 He had been sick. 1.00
01:05:01.200 He likes funny shit, too. 1.00
01:05:02.620 Yeah, he does. 1.00
01:05:03.520 Yeah, he likes comedy.
01:05:04.480 He does.
01:05:05.220 And you're right.
01:05:06.420 He loves people.
01:05:07.040 So it is something.
01:05:08.080 When I see Justin and I see his energy, I feel inspired to love everybody.
01:05:14.500 Yeah.
01:05:15.340 That's the best way to do it.
01:05:17.220 Like in angry people, it's crazy.
01:05:19.820 You know, the people that just hunk their horn and get mad, blink or get over.
01:05:23.340 You're going to be that same person that want to get over and somebody going to hunk at you. 0.99
01:05:26.420 So don't do what the fuck you don't want done to you. 0.99
01:05:29.100 Yeah. 0.99
01:05:29.840 Well, it's easier said than done, too.
01:05:32.040 But I feel you, you know.
01:05:33.420 Yeah.
01:05:33.820 But it was cool.
01:05:34.760 He came out to a show.
01:05:35.760 They came out.
01:05:36.300 He hadn't been out in a long time because he'd been sick.
01:05:40.720 And him and Carl Lentz, who was a pastor, they came out to my comedy show in New York.
01:05:44.520 And I didn't even get to see him.
01:05:46.040 They came.
01:05:47.620 And they left a gift for me in the green room.
01:05:51.000 And they stayed for about maybe half of the show.
01:05:54.280 And Carl said that Justin wasn't feeling good.
01:05:56.260 And so they left.
01:05:57.280 What R&B do you listen to?
01:06:01.000 Let me see.
01:06:01.800 I like to listen to.
01:06:06.920 Let me think about what I would call.
01:06:08.500 Singing.
01:06:09.080 Like, who is like a pop, like artist?
01:06:12.480 When I was growing up, I used to listen to Tevin Campbell's.
01:06:16.140 Can we talk for a minute?
01:06:20.500 And then, I mean, I listen to like the, you know, a lot of the regular guys, Michael Jackson.
01:06:26.000 But then I got into rap and I listened to like a lot of like Lil Wayne, Cash Money, Mystical.
01:06:35.380 Speaking of Louisiana, I feel like you and Kevin Gates would go at it.
01:06:38.260 Just kind of like awkward conversation for awkward conversation.
01:06:41.420 It could be.
01:06:42.080 I would like to see Kevin Gates.
01:06:43.420 You know, he's kind of a wild cat.
01:06:44.820 He kind of got that Native American.
01:06:46.680 You know, he's got some real roots in him.
01:06:48.720 He did that Caleb Presley show.
01:06:50.400 So, yeah, I can see y'all got to make that happen.
01:06:54.840 It would be cool.
01:06:55.400 Kevin Gates.
01:06:57.300 What about you?
01:06:58.980 What are some of your other goals?
01:07:00.000 So, obviously, you have this unique ability to kind of create a different angle of looking at things.
01:07:07.520 That's what I feel like is one of your strong suits to me.
01:07:10.760 It's like this is a different, this humor.
01:07:13.960 Huh?
01:07:14.400 Third eye.
01:07:14.920 It's a third eye, bet.
01:07:16.140 Yeah.
01:07:16.640 You got a third eye.
01:07:18.460 So, do you want to like make a movie?
01:07:21.440 What do you want to do?
01:07:22.220 Are you already doing everything you want?
01:07:23.440 Working on movies.
01:07:24.840 That's why I came down here to get that done.
01:07:27.020 Stand up.
01:07:27.640 I go on tour.
01:07:28.780 We're going to Minnesota.
01:07:29.840 I'm with Desi Banks.
01:07:30.960 I'm at the time.
01:07:31.560 He got to come on your show.
01:07:34.140 We're going on tour with him.
01:07:36.440 And like I said, you inspired me.
01:07:38.400 Desi inspired me.
01:07:39.000 Okay, Mark, this was the run like I really need getting to stand up. 1.00
01:07:41.880 And even watching your shit, you don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:07:44.140 And when you're on stage and you don't give a fuck, it makes them laugh more. 1.00
01:07:46.980 My thing was focusing on the crowd. 0.99
01:07:48.740 It goes back to where I told you when that lady spent her $10,000.
01:07:51.680 I so focused on I want them happy.
01:07:53.980 They spent their money because people complain if they don't get their food right.
01:07:57.820 They complain.
01:07:58.320 They don't get their shirt right.
01:07:59.660 So, when people spend their money, they complain. 1.00
01:08:01.680 Even when shit is free, they still complain. 1.00
01:08:03.740 Yeah. 1.00
01:08:04.120 That's crazy.
01:08:04.660 I can't worry about that though.
01:08:05.540 I got to do me and do on that stage.
01:08:07.420 And at the end of the day, just know it's going to be complainers and lovers.
01:08:10.660 So, I was so worried about the negative side.
01:08:12.880 That's what I said.
01:08:13.300 People worry about nothing.
01:08:14.040 You forget about the positive. 1.00
01:08:15.520 I'm like, fuck. 1.00
01:08:16.440 It's half and half. 1.00
01:08:17.500 And your whole goal was to just get everybody in that room on the same page.
01:08:20.680 Because it comes back to what we said earlier.
01:08:22.300 This is my closet. 0.99
01:08:23.700 So, if I open this bitch, you in here, just know this is all my wardrobe. 1.00
01:08:27.380 This is all me. 0.98
01:08:28.000 Well, I think also people getting to know you a little bit more, even just as a human, that makes them even be more understanding.
01:08:35.720 This is what I've found, right?
01:08:36.940 If I make mistakes, if I'm learning about something, if I'm thinking about something, if I'm learning how to be honest about talking about any thoughts I have about race stuff, anything like that.
01:08:47.620 If I'm, people will ride with you as long as you're trying to be true to whatever you are, if you make mistakes or not.
01:08:55.920 Most people will ride with you as a human, you know?
01:08:58.840 Like, it's, you know, because there's more to, you know, people love the humor, but then also they get to know the person, you know?
01:09:04.660 There's a lot of artists out there that people start to love the person.
01:09:08.260 You know, it's interesting.
01:09:09.320 It's almost like they supersede their own talent because people are like, oh, I'll watch them almost in anything they do because there's just something about them.
01:09:17.240 And that's something that I really like.
01:09:18.400 And sometimes people got to know when lights, camera, action, some people just show up for cameras and they ain't even know who they are.
01:09:23.300 So people are trying to be like, oh, this and that.
01:09:26.060 And he shouldn't have said that. 0.99
01:09:27.580 And it's like, he just fucking said that on camera because he ain't said that day in his fucking life. 0.99
01:09:32.280 So, but like I said, you're going to live in what you say nowadays. 1.00
01:09:35.100 But I feel like back in the day when you used to do shit, they didn't give a fuck. 0.99
01:09:39.140 Without social, there's a lot of shit going on and people didn't give a fuck because, you know, I'm not putting the energy in to pay attention to it. 0.99
01:09:45.700 But now you can scroll and see 5,000 comments. 0.99
01:09:48.600 It's like, oh, let me say something, too.
01:09:50.360 It's like jumping people.
01:09:51.920 It's like one person say something. 1.00
01:09:53.140 It's like, let's jump this motherfucker. 1.00
01:09:54.940 So it's just kind of like you're going to get jumped in the comments. 1.00
01:09:57.380 And it's just like they might even mean that.
01:09:59.480 You know what I'm saying?
01:09:59.880 So that's what I say.
01:10:00.440 You got to watch what you say.
01:10:01.660 And like even with, you know, people that getting on me are probably watching this podcast.
01:10:05.940 I've been, I did that podcast.
01:10:09.400 The dudes at the table, Fresh and Fit. 1.00
01:10:12.080 Have you seen that shit? 1.00
01:10:12.760 I did it before. 1.00
01:10:13.380 You never seen that shit before? 1.00
01:10:15.500 I haven't. 1.00
01:10:15.940 Oh, you got to look up the.
01:10:18.900 Is it good?
01:10:19.420 Pull up a piece of it, Zachary.
01:10:21.860 Get that Fresh and Fit, huh?
01:10:23.760 So this is what they say. 1.00
01:10:26.360 It's a bunch of loser guys that can't get girls. 0.99
01:10:29.040 And they listen to two guys. 1.00
01:10:30.560 And they just bring girls on the show to bash them. 1.00
01:10:33.760 But I mean, I don't know what to call it.
01:10:37.520 Oh, dang.
01:10:38.360 That seems, is it kind of cold?
01:10:39.800 Or is it funny?
01:10:42.940 It's funny moments on there.
01:10:44.680 But like I said, it's just how you tell.
01:10:45.800 I'm not a sensitive person. 1.00
01:10:47.040 Like if you're not comfortable on the show, fucking leave. 0.99
01:10:49.160 If you, like me, I already put up a fight. 1.00
01:10:51.420 If you feel like they're bad assholes, be asshole with them back. 1.00
01:10:53.420 Like I'm a Metro Energy and I'm gonna embarrass you like you're trying to embarrass me. 1.00
01:10:56.380 So where do you, so you have a lot of good like kind of theories on your own behavior
01:10:59.400 and ways to like kind of navigate yourself.
01:11:01.960 Where does some of that come from for you?
01:11:03.520 Uh, that's funny.
01:11:05.340 Actually, just getting lack of attention as a child and just being the one that's counted last. 0.96
01:11:10.440 So with being counted last and always being the bottom, it was like, what the fuck can I do to get to the top? 0.59
01:11:14.600 And when I get to the top, I always remember when I was last.
01:11:16.960 So now I'm here, keep both of those energy. 0.99
01:11:19.540 Keep that shit equal. 0.99
01:11:20.840 So that's why I was just like, don't go overboard, don't go underboard. 0.99
01:11:23.720 Because at the end of the day, it's gonna be people that was in my spot.
01:11:26.800 I want them to know we can get up here and be okay.
01:11:29.720 It's like.
01:11:30.640 Did you have, did y'all have a lot of children, your folks?
01:11:33.020 Yeah, we got a lot of kids.
01:11:34.240 Yeah, my mama got four kids. 1.00
01:11:36.940 And it was just her?
01:11:38.140 She got, yes, four kids.
01:11:39.960 She got four different baby daddies. 1.00
01:11:41.660 She's not a hoe, but that's like, I mean, in the hood, that technically make you a hoe. 1.00
01:11:46.300 She did it.
01:11:46.940 She had a kid each year.
01:11:48.160 Sorry, man.
01:11:48.840 But she had a kid each year. 0.99
01:11:50.420 So she like fucked on one person each year. 1.00
01:11:53.040 Right. 0.99
01:11:53.520 So it was like.
01:11:54.260 That's great.
01:11:54.820 These days, that's great.
01:11:56.160 Yeah. 0.92
01:11:57.240 A nigga a year? 1.00
01:11:58.120 Yeah. 0.90
01:11:59.920 That's good, I think.
01:12:00.800 Yeah. 1.00
01:12:00.960 But when you look at it, it look like she just was fucking. 0.99
01:12:03.920 Right. 1.00
01:12:04.160 Yeah.
01:12:04.360 And that's, yeah, that's why she should carry a little car with her and show people how it 0.99
01:12:07.400 broke down.
01:12:08.040 Yeah, exactly.
01:12:08.820 Or wear a shirt, get a shirt made.
01:12:10.200 Yeah.
01:12:10.460 And have the dates on it.
01:12:11.300 Yeah.
01:12:11.440 Like 2002, like how they win the championship.
01:12:14.040 Yeah.
01:12:14.400 Randy, Wendell.
01:12:15.460 Yeah.
01:12:15.780 Yeah.
01:12:16.140 Brady.
01:12:16.900 Yeah.
01:12:17.180 Oh, yeah.
01:12:18.080 Yeah.
01:12:18.980 That should be dope. 0.95
01:12:19.700 That's crazy.
01:12:20.160 Yeah.
01:12:20.260 We had four.
01:12:20.720 My mom had four kids too, man.
01:12:22.460 You was your mama a hoe too? 1.00
01:12:23.620 Yeah.
01:12:23.940 My mom actually dated a black guy when I was growing up.
01:12:27.640 She dated a black Jewish guy.
01:12:29.780 Did you like him?
01:12:31.060 Yeah.
01:12:31.440 He was interesting.
01:12:32.480 We didn't, you know, we didn't know.
01:12:34.640 She didn't accept him until she didn't introduce y'all to her.
01:12:37.620 Oh, she did.
01:12:38.400 He came around.
01:12:39.200 He was interesting.
01:12:40.440 He was really. 0.98
01:12:40.700 He like used to eat y'all snacks and shit? 0.97
01:12:43.060 Oh, he didn't try to touch me or anything like that. 0.99
01:12:44.640 No, eat y'all snacks.
01:12:45.320 Not that. 1.00
01:12:45.940 Y'all get your food snacks and shit. 1.00
01:12:47.500 Your food. 1.00
01:12:48.460 No, no, no.
01:12:49.480 He like, I think he. 0.99
01:12:50.280 So when we were from, like, snacks is like our candy, our shit, our snacks, chips. 0.98
01:12:55.080 Our chat. 0.99
01:12:55.480 Like, I'm step daddy.
01:12:56.680 That type of snacks.
01:12:57.640 Okay.
01:12:58.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:12:58.760 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:59.360 I think, yeah. 0.54
01:13:00.280 I love, black people love chips, I notice.
01:13:02.820 That's one thing.
01:13:03.280 That's safe.
01:13:04.300 That's a fact.
01:13:05.440 We love chips, yeah.
01:13:06.280 Yeah.
01:13:07.780 But this man, no.
01:13:09.520 Mom didn't.
01:13:10.680 He was nice.
01:13:11.600 I didn't know.
01:13:12.100 He taught us some different stuff.
01:13:13.460 Oh, he bought us tickets to the first football game I ever went to.
01:13:16.380 Oh, he wanted to go.
01:13:17.320 So he just took y'all.
01:13:19.420 Yeah, he just actually, they just dropped us off. 1.00
01:13:21.700 So they might have went to fuck, honestly. 1.00
01:13:22.980 Oh, yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:13:23.700 Damn. 0.99
01:13:24.040 I didn't even think about that till just then. 0.99
01:13:25.120 But, I mean, honestly, that meant he paid for it, her.
01:13:27.820 Because he paid for y'all to get the tickets to get that.
01:13:30.060 Yeah, look, it was nice of him.
01:13:31.300 It was a business transaction.
01:13:32.900 But it was interesting, man.
01:13:34.440 I'm trying to think.
01:13:35.520 Yeah, when I was growing up, they had.
01:13:37.620 What do you feel about Triple H?
01:13:39.740 The.
01:13:41.640 Wrestler.
01:13:42.040 Wrestler?
01:13:42.480 Yeah.
01:13:44.360 I think I maybe, I don't have a big thought on him.
01:13:47.920 My favorite wrestler probably was, I like Undertaker.
01:13:53.880 Yeah, he was good.
01:13:54.700 It's so many versions of him.
01:13:56.700 Last Ride, the dead one.
01:13:58.440 It's so many. 0.99
01:13:59.420 I'm so fucked up about Kane. 0.99
01:14:00.980 I don't know what happened. 1.00
01:14:01.700 He came out cool and then he just got fat and sloppy. 0.99
01:14:04.460 It was like, what the fuck happened to Kane? 0.99
01:14:06.320 Yeah, I think he may. 0.99
01:14:07.180 He could have had some medical issues.
01:14:08.420 Or some of those guys.
01:14:09.160 I don't think it was the same person.
01:14:10.620 Oh, you think they switched him? 0.99
01:14:12.620 Damn. 0.99
01:14:13.000 Remember, he was fit. 1.00
01:14:14.400 Yeah.
01:14:15.600 Bring up a Kane if you can, Zachary. 0.70
01:14:17.620 The Kane years, if you can bring up all the images.
01:14:19.420 The Kane years.
01:14:20.400 Dude, you know who, the craziest thing I ever saw was at the, when The Rock came back, I
01:14:25.100 was at WWE, right?
01:14:26.580 Mm-hmm.
01:14:27.440 And Mexican people love wrestling, bro.
01:14:30.760 Mm-hmm.
01:14:30.940 I saw a father and son, bro.
01:14:33.400 They didn't know The Rock was coming back and they like, and he came run out and they
01:14:37.620 both started bawling, crying, bro.
01:14:39.880 Yeah.
01:14:40.420 The Rock is, remember that baby when he met, just he posted on his page?
01:14:44.500 Uh-uh. 1.00
01:14:44.960 Yeah, he fucking, yeah, The Rock is a fucking genius and dope. 1.00
01:14:50.040 It's funny, like, it was dope. 1.00
01:14:51.500 He actually followed me. 0.99
01:14:52.440 I was like, damn. 0.99
01:14:53.000 Did he really? 1.00
01:14:53.780 Yeah, he followed me.
01:14:54.560 So. 1.00
01:14:54.760 Damn, bro. 1.00
01:14:55.360 And it was like, damn, The Rock, like, actually sitting like, damn, that shit dope. 1.00
01:15:00.200 Isn't it crazy to realize sometimes when you see people, certain people that follow 1.00
01:15:03.160 you, like, that's kind of.
01:15:03.900 And they look up to you, like, now, and like your content?
01:15:05.900 Or just that they even know who you are, bro.
01:15:08.440 Yeah.
01:15:08.600 Like, if they saw you somewhere, they would come up and say something.
01:15:11.700 That's crazy.
01:15:12.740 Well, the hardest part is when they know you, you still got to keep getting known for that
01:15:15.800 and be fresh and stay clean.
01:15:18.320 That's pressure.
01:15:18.700 You don't want them to be like, yeah, well, I used to, like, you know what I'm saying?
01:15:22.160 That's why you got to watch what you say, watch what you do, and just treat everybody
01:15:24.960 with respect.
01:15:26.060 And if you feel some type of way, share with your best friend.
01:15:28.620 That's why you got a best friend.
01:15:30.580 Every secret ain't meant to be told on the internet. 1.00
01:15:33.000 So if you feel something, keep that shit to yourself. 1.00
01:15:35.140 Like, that shit. 1.00
01:15:36.680 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:15:37.120 Now, you can't tell your girlfriend, they break up, and then they hate you. 1.00
01:15:39.620 But tell your brother or some shit. 0.98
01:15:41.400 But nowadays, you can't, because they'll get money. 1.00
01:15:43.420 Nowadays, just don't say shit, honestly. 0.99
01:15:45.880 Leave it for me. 1.00
01:15:46.780 Keep the shit to yourself. 1.00
01:15:48.260 Yeah. 1.00
01:15:48.980 Get in the shower and just talk to yourself about the shit you're going through. 0.99
01:15:53.440 Do you think, were any of your siblings really funny, too? 0.99
01:15:57.420 Did y'all have funny instances?
01:15:58.260 Yeah, no, we had a funny family.
01:15:59.540 Y'all did?
01:16:00.300 Yeah, we had a funny, dysfunctional family. 0.99
01:16:05.560 That's fucking funny. 0.99
01:16:06.340 I got a brother that, like, check on me. 0.99
01:16:08.300 He'd be like, yo, what you doing?
01:16:09.360 He'd be like, I love the new video.
01:16:11.060 What's the next one?
01:16:11.860 I'd tell him, he'd be like, yo, can I have $5,000?
01:16:14.260 And it's like, he'd lead me right into that punch.
01:16:16.020 And he'd be like, yo, congratulations, bro.
01:16:17.580 Like, that love video.
01:16:18.880 When do you win the next interview?
01:16:19.960 Then I'd tell him, like, yo, you got $500 to send me?
01:16:22.000 So it's like, he always smacked me with this thing, where it's just kind of like, bro.
01:16:25.100 He always gets you with that love punch. 1.00
01:16:26.540 Like, bro, like, don't, just ask for the fucking money. 0.99
01:16:29.160 And don't ask, I hate when family asks for money to borrow, and they're not going to pay you back. 0.99
01:16:32.560 Yeah, borrow is the worst word.
01:16:34.160 Yeah.
01:16:34.660 Yeah.
01:16:35.500 Isn't it crazy, like, is it crazy to look at your own life and be like, wow, this really is my life sometimes?
01:16:40.940 Mm-hmm.
01:16:41.840 Because I'm a lame.
01:16:43.600 I like to play the game.
01:16:44.580 I don't like clubbing.
01:16:45.460 I don't like smoking or drinking.
01:16:47.120 I like to laugh. 1.00
01:16:47.920 I like to look at awkward shit, make shit awkward. 1.00
01:16:50.840 Yeah. 0.99
01:16:51.100 Like, you know what I'm saying, the whole podcast was awkward, funny, but some people 0.99
01:16:54.280 will probably look at it like, they're going to probably say shit about you, say shit about 0.99
01:16:57.440 me. 1.00
01:16:57.660 But I have a third eye, like, this shit was actually funny. 1.00
01:17:00.140 Laugh and fucking go to sleep. 0.99
01:17:02.080 Like, at the end of the day, I like, you know, my favorite movie is Superbad. 1.00
01:17:06.560 It was just about a lot of weird, funny shit. 0.90
01:17:09.820 Do they have a good, you know what? 0.99
01:17:12.580 It is interesting, like, do they have a black version of Superbad?
01:17:15.120 Like, Friday.
01:17:15.760 I say, like, Friday at the next, that would be kind of, like, our hit.
01:17:19.460 You got Bad Boys 2, like, which is kind of like comedy, but just a bunch of high school
01:17:25.220 kids.
01:17:26.080 Nah, we ain't got one.
01:17:26.720 They kind of need that version, huh?
01:17:28.000 Yeah, we need that. 1.00
01:17:28.320 That shit's missing, isn't it? 1.00
01:17:29.780 Yeah. 1.00
01:17:29.900 That's something that's missing.
01:17:30.700 We need to step in our culture and actually be together and start doing projects with us.
01:17:35.500 We can do that, like, and sometimes it takes people's ego that feels like, I built
01:17:40.380 my platform, I don't want to share it.
01:17:42.140 Like, you know, but we need that.
01:17:43.560 Everybody need it for their culture.
01:17:44.900 Oh, that's one thing I noticed about Joe, that's one thing that Joe Rogan does really
01:17:47.740 well.
01:17:48.340 That dude shares his platform.
01:17:50.320 He shares, he put, I mean, whoever, he'll put the smallest dude or the biggest dude,
01:17:53.900 you know, he puts, he puts people on, you know.
01:17:57.320 That's always one thing that I really admire about him.
01:17:59.520 I'm here, you know, if you ever can.
01:18:01.680 I'll do an interview with him.
01:18:03.460 Yeah.
01:18:04.060 Yeah.
01:18:04.340 That'd be cool.
01:18:04.860 I'll recommend you.
01:18:05.760 I will, I'll throw that in his ear. 0.69
01:18:07.300 That'd be really interesting.
01:18:08.420 He's an interesting guy.
01:18:08.820 That'd be crazy if you said it and then don't do it.
01:18:10.220 That'd be dope. 0.98
01:18:11.460 Well, here's what, you know what I'll do?
01:18:12.560 I'll send some of his stuff, some of your stuff to him.
01:18:16.900 Well, you got to get this guy on there.
01:18:18.940 Yeah.
01:18:19.840 Or you can say like, yo, we did a podcast. 1.00
01:18:23.200 This guy's just kind of like a fucking groupie. 0.99
01:18:26.020 Bro, do something with him, bro. 1.00
01:18:27.300 And then I'll pay you. 1.00
01:18:28.280 And then if he say no, you can fuck around. 1.00
01:18:32.160 Take $5,000. 1.00
01:18:33.840 Okay.
01:18:34.000 Transfer it into like my bank account.
01:18:36.920 Yeah.
01:18:37.140 And then send me over your social security number, your debit card, front and back.
01:18:40.440 This is not a scam.
01:18:41.220 It might sound like it, but keep up with me.
01:18:42.680 Okay.
01:18:42.980 You send me your route numbers to your bank account.
01:18:45.440 All right.
01:18:45.760 Front and back.
01:18:47.260 Transfer the funds.
01:18:48.440 Mm-hmm. 1.00
01:18:48.780 And then just send me credit card shit. 1.00
01:18:51.600 You will be blocked. 1.00
01:18:52.620 I'm going to block you, but that's part of the progress.
01:18:54.940 Don't freak out. 1.00
01:18:55.660 Don't say, oh, what the fuck? 0.99
01:18:56.720 It's getting nervous. 1.00
01:18:57.760 Yeah.
01:18:57.920 I will come back in a year or so and I'll pay you back.
01:19:00.280 And you're going to email me, right?
01:19:01.380 Yeah.
01:19:02.900 All right.
01:19:03.860 Yeah, we can do that.
01:19:04.880 That checks out.
01:19:05.460 You trust me?
01:19:06.080 Yeah, as long as you email me.
01:19:07.480 What do I do?
01:19:07.900 Just wait by the email?
01:19:08.880 Yeah, just wait by the email.
01:19:10.300 And that's what I said.
01:19:11.180 That's how the thing goes.
01:19:13.640 And then it's basically like making $50,000 into $100,000.
01:19:18.380 So if you want $50,000 into $100,000, you give me the $50,000.
01:19:22.980 And then it's going to take probably two or three weeks.
01:19:26.080 Yeah.
01:19:26.500 Because why?
01:19:27.720 What?
01:19:28.320 I'm busy.
01:19:28.700 The wires or something?
01:19:29.620 No, I'm busy.
01:19:30.220 I'm saying I'm busy with the money.
01:19:31.540 Let me do my thing.
01:19:32.720 Okay.
01:19:32.920 And then you end up, you know what I'm saying?
01:19:35.140 You're going to send me that.
01:19:36.360 And then you just say, what's going on?
01:19:37.660 Give me three.
01:19:38.200 Don't bother me while I'm doing it.
01:19:39.440 If you do, you'll get blocked.
01:19:40.420 But that's part of like, you freaking out.
01:19:42.360 You will block you.
01:19:43.180 I'm going to be nervous probably then, huh?
01:19:44.480 Yeah, yeah.
01:19:44.840 But you'll freak out.
01:19:45.680 But I'm telling you now, that's part of the progress.
01:19:47.240 So you shouldn't be nervous.
01:19:48.180 And do I tell my wife or not?
01:19:49.600 Don't tell her.
01:19:50.460 Don't let nobody know because it's our business.
01:19:52.460 Yeah. 0.99
01:19:52.700 And that's when somebody's like, dude, you just got a fucking scam. 0.99
01:19:55.500 But you didn't because I'm telling you everything now. 0.99
01:19:57.460 And it's actually recorded.
01:19:58.720 Yeah.
01:19:58.920 So it'll go back to like, let me follow the steps.
01:20:01.440 You will get blocked.
01:20:02.460 All right.
01:20:02.600 And then that's when, after that, I'll follow you up with an email.
01:20:05.900 And I'm going to say, this is me.
01:20:07.060 Just relax.
01:20:08.460 So you're going to get the email.
01:20:09.660 All right.
01:20:10.340 And then after that, you will get another transfer.
01:20:15.000 I'm going to send you a thousand.
01:20:16.600 Just to tell you, just be happy.
01:20:18.180 Okay.
01:20:18.680 And that's a wire? 0.95
01:20:19.160 Just to cheer you the fuck out. 0.97
01:20:20.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:20:20.300 That's a wire.
01:20:21.180 And so what?
01:20:21.980 So I'll just wait by the email.
01:20:23.500 Yeah, I'll be back to three to four years with a hundred thousand.
01:20:25.820 Okay.
01:20:26.080 It's an investment.
01:20:27.820 Yeah, man.
01:20:28.480 I think we should do it.
01:20:29.900 I think I'm in.
01:20:30.660 Yeah.
01:20:31.140 I'm not going to tell her.
01:20:32.280 I'm not going to tell her anything.
01:20:33.560 Tell me about this, bro. 0.99
01:20:35.620 A lot of black people are flat earthers. 1.00
01:20:37.460 You ever meet these dudes?
01:20:38.560 What does flat earther mean?
01:20:39.700 Dudes that think the earth is flat, not round. 1.00
01:20:42.720 See, honestly, I heard a lot of people saying that shit. 1.00
01:20:45.360 But the first dudes I ever met rolled up at me on a pizza joint. 1.00
01:20:48.020 Two black guys.
01:20:49.800 They said, hey, man. 0.57
01:20:52.220 The earth is flat.
01:20:53.660 I don't know. 1.00
01:20:54.560 Like certain shit. 1.00
01:20:55.880 I don't know because I don't really look into like certain shit like that. 1.00
01:20:58.480 I need to start looking into like just what this shit is. 1.00
01:21:01.460 Do black people like outer space or not? 1.00
01:21:03.920 Damn, that's crazy. 1.00
01:21:04.400 I'm pretty sure some people out there. 0.99
01:21:05.660 I'm just not looking into it. 1.00
01:21:06.680 Like I'm too busy looking at two fucking kangaroos to see how they fuck. 1.00
01:21:10.380 Yeah. 1.00
01:21:10.940 That's why I watch on my YouTube history.
01:21:12.620 Oh, yeah.
01:21:13.240 Okay.
01:21:13.560 So I can look into that.
01:21:14.540 But right now I wouldn't have an answer for it.
01:21:15.960 And I don't want to lie.
01:21:16.860 Black people. 1.00
01:21:17.680 A lot of black men are good at sex. 1.00
01:21:19.300 I feel like that's a generalization. 0.99
01:21:20.780 Would you say that?
01:21:21.340 Yeah.
01:21:21.740 Sex symbols.
01:21:22.660 Do they? 0.99
01:21:23.240 Well, I wouldn't know because I haven't had sex with a black guy or any type of guy. 0.99
01:21:27.960 Okay. 0.98
01:21:29.080 But if it's general speaking from women.
01:21:32.040 Yeah.
01:21:32.460 Point of view.
01:21:33.060 Yeah.
01:21:33.280 They say that.
01:21:33.920 And I done heard some girls say like white dudes and put it down too. 1.00
01:21:37.320 Really?
01:21:37.780 Yeah.
01:21:38.080 Okay.
01:21:38.620 So there's some white guys that can do it and there's a lot of black guys that can do it.
01:21:41.800 Okay.
01:21:42.140 That's a.
01:21:42.560 It's even.
01:21:43.300 It's even.
01:21:43.960 You think so? 1.00
01:21:45.020 I feel like a lot of shit even. 0.99
01:21:46.260 It's just certain people don't want to hear. 0.99
01:21:47.660 It's some of the stereotypes.
01:21:48.980 Yeah.
01:21:49.620 But here's what I'm saying.
01:21:51.020 Do.
01:21:51.400 I feel like.
01:21:52.380 But do. 1.00
01:21:53.360 Do you ever look at animals fucking and think. 1.00
01:21:55.260 Oh, I want to. 1.00
01:21:55.980 I could do that.
01:21:57.460 Yeah.
01:21:57.620 That's why I'm going to be a snapping turtle. 1.00
01:21:59.000 I want to see how turtles fuck. 1.00
01:22:00.280 Oh, man. 1.00
01:22:01.060 I never seen a turtle fuck. 1.00
01:22:01.980 Slow, bro. 1.00
01:22:02.460 Yeah.
01:22:02.820 I mean, you listening to Eddie LaVert.
01:22:04.600 Yeah.
01:22:05.300 That's got to be slow.
01:22:06.700 Before we go, I want to say that I feel like sometimes squirrels do commit suicide because
01:22:11.860 there's no way they should get hit by a car. 0.98
01:22:13.400 They're so fucking fast. 0.94
01:22:14.640 So when the squirrel get in the street and you actually hit one, it was. 0.98
01:22:17.280 It was ready to go. 1.00
01:22:18.480 Damn. 0.99
01:22:19.860 Because there's sometimes they get fed up, too. 0.99
01:22:22.380 Oh.
01:22:23.900 Yeah, man.
01:22:24.480 I guess I feel so bad.
01:22:25.500 I just get stuck in my own world a lot.
01:22:26.820 And I'm not even thinking about that.
01:22:28.260 Yeah.
01:22:29.460 But that's big facts, man.
01:22:30.640 Yeah.
01:22:31.600 R.I.P.
01:22:32.020 to the squirrels, man.
01:22:33.540 R.I.P., man. 1.00
01:22:34.120 I wonder if animals have baby showers and shit. 1.00
01:22:37.140 You think they should? 1.00
01:22:38.060 Yeah.
01:22:38.680 Oh, I'm sure they do in the woods.
01:22:40.080 Mm-hmm.
01:22:40.360 People roll up, bring a little treat.
01:22:43.320 Yeah.
01:22:44.820 Yeah, it is almost kind of beautiful, huh? 0.99
01:22:47.960 Motherfucking baby sea lion, baby shower. 1.00
01:22:51.220 Oh, dude. 1.00
01:22:51.880 I imagine, too, a fucking little penguin putting lotion on his buddy like that. 1.00
01:22:56.060 Yeah. 1.00
01:22:57.400 Same congratulations, bro.
01:22:59.900 And he's like, yeah, I'm going to see if it's mine first. 0.76
01:23:01.720 We're going to take a blood test. 0.99
01:23:03.500 Because she's been fucking on Chad. 1.00
01:23:05.220 Chad is the other penguin. 1.00
01:23:06.740 Oh, yeah. 1.00
01:23:07.340 That just fuck on everybody because he's a sex symbol. 1.00
01:23:11.920 Yeah, but he just, for now, he's just supporting his buddy. 1.00
01:23:14.840 Yeah.
01:23:16.640 Thanks, man.
01:23:18.480 Funny Marco, man, I appreciate you so much coming and spending time, bro.
01:23:21.800 No, I appreciate you.
01:23:22.700 This is dope.
01:23:25.260 I just want the world to know that I feel your energy.
01:23:28.060 I feel like you for everybody.
01:23:29.560 Like, you're actually a good guy.
01:23:31.000 Thanks, man.
01:23:31.580 And you just speak your mind.
01:23:32.280 I'm trying my best.
01:23:33.600 It's like sometimes we got our little Duvalls that just speak their mind in.
01:23:36.580 You got you that speak your mind.
01:23:38.920 So it's kind of like put me in a color that speak my mind and don't try to make me seem
01:23:42.920 like I'm targeting anybody because I'm just me that speak my mind.
01:23:46.700 So anybody can get it at this point.
01:23:49.000 So you like a hardcore match. 1.00
01:23:52.100 Remember, anything goes on in that shit. 0.99
01:23:54.540 It's not handicap because you don't want to just attack any type of thing. 1.00
01:23:57.140 It's hardcore.
01:23:58.280 Like Scarface, I'm going out like a soldier. 1.00
01:24:01.160 Fuck you. 1.00
01:24:01.780 Fuck you. 1.00
01:24:02.840 You. 1.00
01:24:03.380 Fuck you. 1.00
01:24:04.240 You. 1.00
01:24:04.560 You're cool.
01:24:05.480 You're cool.
01:24:06.060 You're cool.
01:24:06.780 You're cool. 1.00
01:24:07.220 Fuck you. 1.00
01:24:07.780 That's how I feel like you are. 1.00
01:24:08.960 Yeah.
01:24:09.840 Thanks, man.
01:24:10.480 I appreciate it.
01:24:10.960 I'm trying to be, you know.
01:24:12.060 I try to let go of whatever little hangups I have here and there sometimes, you know,
01:24:15.640 because some of it's just things that are from the past and they sometimes still grip
01:24:18.840 you here or there.
01:24:19.640 You get little edges, you know, you got to round them.
01:24:21.880 And sometimes life just it takes time, you know, some of it.
01:24:24.640 But yeah, I feel like life's been getting better.
01:24:27.400 And I want to be able to be kind of, yeah, I want to be able to have like a universe, as
01:24:32.600 much as universal audience as you can, you know.
01:24:34.560 Sometimes you can't even pick your own audience, you know.
01:24:36.840 But yeah, I think so many people love you, man.
01:24:38.540 I mentioned your name last night.
01:24:39.960 I was talking.
01:24:40.820 Young Gravy was just here.
01:24:42.200 He's a rapper.
01:24:44.100 He was here.
01:24:45.940 And then I was talking to some of the Nelk guys last night.
01:24:48.680 They all love you.
01:24:49.520 Like, man, yeah, you got so many fans.
01:24:51.560 It's cool.
01:24:52.060 So I feel real grateful for your time, man.
01:24:54.000 Yeah, no, I appreciate you having me here.
01:24:55.640 So at the end of the day, it's all about history, what we leave behind.
01:24:58.880 Because between me and you, one of us is going to die first.
01:25:01.320 I don't see us dying at the same time.
01:25:02.920 Like, we both getting to try it. 0.99
01:25:04.380 And it's like, damn, they both died on the same day. 0.99
01:25:05.840 So somebody got to go first. 1.00
01:25:07.300 And we'd be able to go back and watch this shit. 1.00
01:25:09.420 Yeah. 1.00
01:25:10.460 You probably go first, though.
01:25:11.900 Now, I feel like I could, sometimes I start feeling hardcore, bro. 1.00
01:25:16.080 Like, you're fucking, you're like a Hellcat. 1.00
01:25:18.440 Yeah. 1.00
01:25:18.780 Fucking Hellcat scat pack, bro. 1.00
01:25:21.520 He's out here. 0.99
01:25:22.180 And so what happens to me?
01:25:24.520 And be honest with me.
01:25:26.440 I see you probably just.
01:25:28.660 Bleed out?
01:25:29.420 No, not bleed.
01:25:30.380 Nothing to do with that. 0.98
01:25:31.980 Just, you just kind of like sit there and you just think like, what the fuck am I about to do? 0.98
01:25:36.960 And then you go in there, you go in there, you go in there, you go do it. 0.99
01:25:38.860 Turn around, turn back around.
01:25:41.440 See it. 1.00
01:25:42.100 And you're like, fuck, that's my calling. 1.00
01:25:44.340 Then you think about it and you say, what the fuck? 1.00
01:25:46.580 What's next? 1.00
01:25:47.320 Wait a minute. 1.00
01:25:47.960 I need to get some pussy first. 1.00
01:25:49.180 You go get the pussy. 1.00
01:25:50.060 Yeah. 1.00
01:25:50.420 You fuck it up two minutes because you said that's how long you last. 0.99
01:25:53.360 Hey, I'm busy, dog. 1.00
01:25:54.080 That's all you need. 1.00
01:25:54.920 You turn around, get in the bed, and you say, oh, fuck. 1.00
01:25:57.300 You know what? 1.00
01:25:57.700 I forgot my fucking cell phone. 1.00
01:25:59.280 I can't go without it because I got to text some bitches while I'm up there. 1.00
01:26:02.300 Yeah. 0.97
01:26:02.500 Get the cell phone.
01:26:03.580 And then you go to the bank.
01:26:04.760 You got to get some money because you stay.
01:26:06.520 You got to pull something out.
01:26:07.760 Oh, yeah.
01:26:08.640 Swiping.
01:26:09.220 You got to have cash on you. 0.99
01:26:10.740 If I'm going to see the bitches, I might have to have some loot. 1.00
01:26:13.080 Right. 0.99
01:26:13.380 So you get the cash. 0.99
01:26:14.300 You go and you're like, fuck, if I get up there and I got a problem with anybody, I got 0.99
01:26:17.200 to get me a shotgun. 1.00
01:26:18.260 You go buy you a shotgun. 0.97
01:26:19.260 Oh, yeah.
01:26:19.700 You're taking that up there with you as well.
01:26:20.960 Or a bar one too.
01:26:22.580 Exactly.
01:26:23.480 Somebody going to have one.
01:26:24.760 Yeah.
01:26:25.740 And then that's when you just go to sleep.
01:26:28.780 And they don't really know what happened, but it happened. 1.00
01:26:31.720 Damn, bro. 0.99
01:26:33.100 I love it. 1.00
01:26:33.920 Predicting the future, baby.
01:26:35.440 Yeah.
01:26:36.000 Funny Marco, man.
01:26:37.080 Thank you so much for your time, bro.
01:26:38.240 I really do appreciate it.
01:26:39.260 And I'll see you in the future, bro.
01:26:40.480 If you stay alive, man, I'm going to be praying for you.
01:26:43.240 That's funny.
01:26:43.580 We should start saying that to people.
01:26:45.260 Imagine somebody be like, all right, man.
01:26:46.440 See you later.
01:26:46.920 If you stay alive.
01:26:48.360 Imagine that's just a normal saying.
01:26:50.500 I'm going to say that to my Uber.
01:26:51.660 I'm going to be like, see you later.
01:26:53.340 Yeah, bro.
01:26:54.160 Because they might think, man, what did that dude know, bro?
01:26:57.480 Especially now because people aren't even talking to each other anymore.
01:27:00.440 So if you say, man, I'll see you in the future if you stay alive, baby boy. 0.96
01:27:03.980 It didn't fuck the future. 0.94
01:27:05.100 It's just like, bro, I'll call you tomorrow if you stay alive. 0.98
01:27:07.480 Yeah, bro.
01:27:08.340 Yeah. 1.00
01:27:08.680 And it puts pressure on them, motherfucker. 1.00
01:27:10.240 Now their life means something. 1.00
01:27:11.460 Yeah. 0.98
01:27:11.940 Now they're like, all right, bro, I better fucking lace these shoes up, baby. 0.98
01:27:15.560 Because obviously somebody got me on the clock, man. 0.99
01:27:19.120 Dang, bro.
01:27:19.900 Yeah, that's funny.
01:27:20.020 See me learn something right at the end.
01:27:21.860 I know, huh?
01:27:22.240 If you stay alive.
01:27:23.420 Let's say.
01:27:23.960 You should start merch right there if you stay alive.
01:27:25.920 If you stay alive.
01:27:26.240 Can you start this right here, y'all?
01:27:27.240 Yeah.
01:27:27.480 Merch shirts, bro.
01:27:28.400 Can you start them?
01:27:29.220 Yeah.
01:27:29.460 If you stay alive.
01:27:30.360 If you stay alive.
01:27:31.140 Because that's all it takes, man.
01:27:32.060 See you tomorrow if you stay alive.
01:27:33.540 Yeah, I see you tomorrow.
01:27:34.140 Quote right there.
01:27:34.900 Right there.
01:27:35.480 Sell those shirts, y'all.
01:27:36.280 Please buy them for me.
01:27:37.700 And just put, you know, wear them for me, bro.
01:27:40.280 See you tomorrow if you stay alive.
01:27:42.200 Sell out, please.
01:27:43.200 Buy his merch.
01:27:44.600 Praise.
01:27:45.040 Thanks, Marco.
01:27:46.100 Let's get it.
01:27:46.740 Appreciate y'all.
01:27:47.400 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.
01:27:51.220 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.
01:27:54.160 I must be cornerstone.
01:27:57.400 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.
01:28:04.900 I can feel it in my bones.
01:28:09.200 But it's gonna take a little time.