This Past Weekend with Theo Von

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00:00:30.120 I have some new tour dates to announce.

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00:01:39.320 And thank you so much.

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00:01:46.980 Today's guest is a content creator.

00:01:51.180 I checked out some of his stuff recently and I got absolutely lost in his world.

00:01:57.300 He is unique.

00:02:00.860 And I'm grateful that he's here today.

00:02:03.580 Today's guest is Funny Marco.

00:02:05.380 I'm going to stay.

00:02:33.580 Some of the guys aren't really available.

00:02:35.100 A lot of black comedians tour a lot.

00:02:37.540 So we didn't get to see him in town as much.

00:02:40.380 And then J.B. Smoove said he would come on, but he hasn't come on yet.

00:02:45.660 No, they're going to see worth it.

00:02:47.080 They're going to see.

00:02:47.700 Sometimes people miss the train and it's like, bro, it was here waiting.

00:02:51.620 Yeah.

00:02:52.260 It's going to take off.

00:02:53.240 Oh, this is my damn Hogwarts, bro.

00:02:54.860 We've been fucking serving pork out of this business for a while, you know?

00:02:59.340 But you've had a podcast of your own.

00:03:01.420 Yeah.

00:03:01.780 Yeah.

00:03:02.000 I would say, like, I call it like an awkward TV show.

00:03:07.020 And I fuck with, how you say his name?

00:03:08.720 Caleb Presley.

00:03:09.200 Yeah, Casey and me and him be talking.

00:03:10.640 I really like it.

00:03:11.400 So I do actually look up to his shit.

00:03:13.920 And before, like, it's just kind of like I had the awkward comedy.

00:03:16.800 And then, like, I love this awkward interviews.

00:03:18.660 And then I always do it on the street.

00:03:20.380 So I was just like, you know what I'm saying?

00:03:22.340 Let's just do it.

00:03:23.020 And then, like, it's kind of like where it's such thing as, like, the black culture and the white culture.

00:03:26.700 We don't have that in ours.

00:03:28.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:29.040 So tell me a little more.

00:03:30.400 Oh, you don't have that kind of awkward in your culture?

00:03:32.120 Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.

00:03:32.940 Oh, interesting, bro.

00:03:34.280 We don't, so I was like, and I look up to him, which, you know what I'm saying?

00:03:37.240 Shout out to him.

00:03:37.980 Yeah, he's good.

00:03:38.840 Yeah, he's good.

00:03:39.540 And then it was just kind of dope.

00:03:40.820 And it's just kind of like with watching.

00:03:43.400 And what I tell people is, we rolling, Amy?

00:03:46.020 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:46.380 Oh, okay.

00:03:46.840 What I tell people is sometimes with content, you got to watch and do your homework who's great.

00:03:50.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:51.560 Yeah.

00:03:51.840 Like, Kobe Bryant watched Michael Jordan.

00:03:54.100 Yeah.

00:03:54.440 To get the appropriate.

00:03:55.440 Like, just imagine him like, nah, I don't want to be like him.

00:03:57.960 Like, and he give him his props.

00:03:59.300 Nowadays, people don't get props.

00:04:00.940 Like, actually, I watch your show and they're like, damn, it's some more shit.

00:04:04.400 That you made me, inspired me to do more stand-up.

00:04:07.080 Oh, really?

00:04:07.700 Yeah.

00:04:08.080 Oh, wow, man.

00:04:08.900 Thanks, dude.

00:04:09.480 Yeah, you don't give a fuck when you're on stage.

00:04:11.860 Yeah, I don't, well, I just want to be, I want to be able to be who I, I want to be

00:04:16.700 able to say whatever I want to say, you know?

00:04:19.380 And I feel like you can't sometimes.

00:04:21.440 Yeah.

00:04:21.760 And the whole reason I got into this business, because I just felt like the only thing I

00:04:25.680 had was my voice, you know?

00:04:27.360 It's like I didn't have anything else growing up, so it was like all I had was my voice.

00:04:30.460 So I wanted to be able to say whatever I wanted to say.

00:04:33.600 But then you start to run the risk of people getting upset or of, you know, but I want

00:04:38.500 to run that risk, you know?

00:04:40.020 It's like you want to be able to, you want to be able to have some risk.

00:04:43.000 A favorite comedian said, this is not therapy.

00:04:45.480 This is a place where you come and laugh.

00:04:47.000 If you want to be, put your feelings and shit, go to fucking therapy.

00:04:50.080 Yeah.

00:04:50.400 Don't come, you go to a comedy club to fucking laugh.

00:04:52.980 Not to be like, why he say that?

00:04:54.860 Yeah.

00:04:55.140 At the end of the day, is this funny or you can relate to it or not?

00:04:58.020 That is what it is.

00:04:58.700 My thing is, it's going to hit for people that can relate to it.

00:05:01.660 Funny and it's not funny.

00:05:03.000 But when you try to pick at what I say, now you're going too fucking far.

00:05:06.960 Right, right, right.

00:05:07.760 It's like your closet.

00:05:08.900 So imagine somebody coming to your closet and telling you why the fuck you got this shirt.

00:05:12.400 This is what the fuck shirt I got.

00:05:13.740 I want this shirt.

00:05:14.700 If you don't like it, don't fucking like it.

00:05:16.360 But don't come in here and try to pick at what the fuck is in my closet.

00:05:20.080 So comedy is in your closet and people step into your room.

00:05:22.860 Right.

00:05:23.520 And it's like, either you like what's in my closet or you don't.

00:05:26.660 Yeah, I think the tricky part gets is like, well, I've noticed two things.

00:05:30.660 For one, I noticed sometimes I'll do the same thing.

00:05:35.640 I start falling into the same trap where I will be sensitive about shit sometimes.

00:05:39.520 So I got to watch it.

00:05:40.740 I'll notice it.

00:05:41.400 Because some of that is a trap that's kind of been created out there.

00:05:45.400 I think social media, Twitter did it a lot with everybody seeing everything.

00:05:49.480 And then realize, no, you can just say whatever you want to things.

00:05:52.340 And you should be sensitive about stuff.

00:05:54.480 So I noticed that.

00:05:56.460 Yeah, I hate that shit.

00:05:57.580 And then also, sometimes I got to be careful.

00:05:59.420 Because I almost, if my mood isn't good, I'll let myself lean in there a little bit.

00:06:04.120 You know?

00:06:05.800 Dude, you're fucking retarded, bro.

00:06:07.840 Honestly, bro.

00:06:08.520 It's so good.

00:06:09.580 No, you are.

00:06:10.440 You got TDs?

00:06:11.080 Dude, do I have what?

00:06:12.840 No.

00:06:13.180 What'd you say?

00:06:14.620 Um, let me think about it.

00:06:17.820 Oh, when you, bro, when you're asking those people if they had too many plates, bro.

00:06:23.580 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:06:24.160 I can't believe that.

00:06:25.200 At the Golden Corral.

00:06:26.580 I kind of, I look.

00:06:27.300 That's unbelievable, bro.

00:06:28.160 Yeah, it's kind of like.

00:06:28.860 It's like you're a traffic guard for fucking bullshit.

00:06:31.720 Yeah, right.

00:06:32.180 You know?

00:06:32.460 Okay, so basically the manager had noticed that you've been in here, you've been eating

00:06:36.020 too many plates.

00:06:37.540 No, that's not true.

00:06:38.620 Okay, so how many plates have you ate?

00:06:40.360 And people fall for it, and that's why I tell people it's like a mindset thing.

00:06:43.760 Like, this guy right here that they showing.

00:06:45.720 Oh, dude, this is every dude in every.

00:06:48.780 I've seen this dude a million times.

00:06:50.940 You're like Stifler, right?

00:06:51.900 In my life.

00:06:52.640 Yeah, yeah, bro.

00:06:54.480 And I say, it was like, I got to get him.

00:06:57.040 For some reason, he had a gun on him, too.

00:06:59.220 Yeah, he patted, like, that whole time, he was just like, he was like, tell him come

00:07:02.740 holler at me.

00:07:03.660 Oh, damn, bro.

00:07:04.480 So I was like, yeah, that was the last dude.

00:07:06.020 I was like, let's get the fuck out of here.

00:07:07.660 Tell him to come and talk to me.

00:07:08.780 We'll be good.

00:07:09.500 I'll be sitting right over here.

00:07:11.280 I'm good.

00:07:12.060 Okay.

00:07:12.560 I'm good.

00:07:13.040 Okay.

00:07:14.240 Okay.

00:07:14.760 So, it was definitely funny, and it's about energy.

00:07:17.980 I knew he wasn't taking no shit.

00:07:19.520 Ah, so you could, so, yeah, that is a big thing, reading people's energy and that kind

00:07:22.760 of stuff.

00:07:23.200 So sometimes you have to bail out of him, because you know the energy's weird?

00:07:25.380 Yeah, I bailed out after he kind of like, because I didn't want him sitting

00:07:28.460 and think, like, or catch on.

00:07:30.260 It was a prank.

00:07:30.860 And then sometimes you tell people it was a prank and make them even more madder.

00:07:33.280 So I never tell anybody it's a prank, because now that you embarrass me on camera and you

00:07:37.040 recorded it, now I'm pissed off.

00:07:38.480 So sometimes you just have to walk away and just let it be that and let them find out.

00:07:42.640 You know what's funny?

00:07:43.440 What I think about is when they go home and tell the story, and they don't know it's

00:07:46.120 going to be viral.

00:07:47.200 It's like, yeah, some fucking punk came up to me, and I had to slap him, and he lied, and

00:07:51.860 then comes out on camera and be like, bro, this is the one fucking happened.

00:07:54.400 This might be like, damn.

00:07:56.040 Hey, that dude gets home, he's like, look, Melinda, I got to tell you.

00:07:58.540 We ain't going up the fucking Golden Corral anymore.

00:08:00.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:00.920 You know?

00:08:01.600 They up there, they got a damn warden up there, a damn fucking dinner warden.

00:08:06.060 Right.

00:08:06.600 And he's accusing people of eating too many plates, baby.

00:08:09.060 And he was like, bro, I had to slap the shit out of them.

00:08:10.980 We were like, oh, you did?

00:08:12.060 Yeah, I can't go back.

00:08:12.880 And then the camera come out, and then he never slapped them.

00:08:15.620 That's the one thing I really be like, damn, when people see this, how do they feel?

00:08:19.600 And she's just rubbing his arm, baby, you only had two plates, baby.

00:08:22.460 Right.

00:08:22.720 I know, I fucking know it.

00:08:25.200 Damn, that's crazy, bro.

00:08:26.900 Do, and it's interesting, because I don't think, like, as a white guy, I wouldn't be

00:08:31.200 brave enough to go do that shit.

00:08:32.640 I think, like, to a black guy, I wouldn't be brave enough to go do it.

00:08:35.020 And it's really about, sometimes, like, it ain't even about the color, it's about the

00:08:40.160 energy.

00:08:40.880 Right, right.

00:08:41.340 At the end of the day, this is your-

00:08:42.260 Oh, that's a good point.

00:08:42.820 This is the thing, like, sometimes we can get so caught up in the motherfucking cover of

00:08:47.380 us, but who are they in the inside?

00:08:49.220 Because at the end of the day, we still got souls.

00:08:51.260 At the end of the day, if I swat, and I was in your color, right now, we swapped.

00:08:54.280 I would still be me in your fucking color.

00:08:55.960 Yeah.

00:08:56.480 So sometimes, this is like, some people are naturally assholes, no matter if you're

00:08:59.600 black, Mexican, white, or whatever the fuck you are, your soul is going to be your soul.

00:09:03.560 Oh, wow.

00:09:03.720 So the thing is, it's kind of like, we are in the shell.

00:09:06.340 So it's really like, who you are as a person.

00:09:08.260 That's what I said.

00:09:08.800 Me, I love myself, and I know, at the end of the day, I'm going to love what's around

00:09:12.900 me.

00:09:13.200 So the thing with me, it's like, you're innocent until proven guilty.

00:09:15.680 So I don't give a fuck about color.

00:09:17.300 At the end of the day, I see you as a motherfucking person, and this is your image.

00:09:20.740 At the end of the day, who are you inside the image?

00:09:23.000 That's what fucking matters.

00:09:24.060 Gang.

00:09:24.960 Bro, I've never exactly heard it put to me like, heard it put like that, that it is

00:09:30.360 about the person's energy, because sometimes I will, when I'm talking about race and stuff,

00:09:36.920 I sometimes fall into the trap of saying, of kind of, I don't know if it's grouping people,

00:09:42.780 but you kind of generalize, you stereotype.

00:09:45.220 I'll stereotype sometimes.

00:09:46.480 Right.

00:09:46.680 But the truth is, it really is about somebody's energy.

00:09:50.280 Some people's energy, you know, just this ain't the dude.

00:09:53.020 But then sometimes you could get, you're right, because I could go and get, I might

00:09:56.880 be able to find the perfect black guy, the perfect Mexican woman.

00:10:00.240 And then that other black person would be like, if he did that to me, I would've.

00:10:03.700 Right.

00:10:04.240 And then the same thing about a white race.

00:10:05.840 They say, if he would've tried me, I would've.

00:10:07.600 Yeah.

00:10:07.840 So you got the wouldas.

00:10:08.980 Right.

00:10:09.120 Okay, fucking big deal.

00:10:10.200 I didn't do you.

00:10:11.000 Right.

00:10:11.220 And there's a reason I didn't do you, because I know the energy and my energy.

00:10:14.440 At the end of the day, it ain't even at the end of the day, it's not worth losing your

00:10:17.080 life doing a prank, or at the end of the day, I try people that's going to go home, I'm

00:10:20.560 going to cuss you out, I'm going to go home to my family.

00:10:21.960 I'm not trying to fuck with somebody that's trying to lose it all over telling me I got

00:10:25.200 too many plates.

00:10:26.400 Like, no, I don't even want to fuck with you.

00:10:28.140 At this point, bro, nobody should fuck with you, you know?

00:10:31.240 So it's just like, you don't want to fuck with nobody that's ready.

00:10:33.380 It's like going to a volcano, you know what I'm saying?

00:10:35.760 You don't need to fuck with certain volcanoes.

00:10:36.240 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:10:37.640 Tell me how, because suddenly we in Hawaii, bro, I'm listening, but suddenly we in Hawaii.

00:10:41.560 So how is it like going to a volcano?

00:10:44.240 Volcano, when you know, it's different ones.

00:10:46.100 You know when one is about to erupt.

00:10:47.560 I'm not about to go fuck with you.

00:10:48.700 I'm not going on that bitch that's shaking.

00:10:50.300 Yeah, even animals at the zoo, I'm not walking up to a tiger that's going crazy.

00:10:53.940 I go to the con boy and just pray that I get the best results.

00:10:57.180 Yeah, I go to that bitch on Xanax.

00:10:58.660 Give me that kid.

00:11:00.140 Yeah, that's a one.

00:11:01.140 I really feel like, and that's why I push this a mindset thing, because it's really about

00:11:04.600 your mind, and that's what people have to start looking at.

00:11:07.780 Sometimes it's not even about the fucking color, because at the end of the day, you

00:11:10.980 got Nikes, you got Reeboks, but guess what?

00:11:12.840 They still shoes.

00:11:13.960 They do different shit, but at the end of the day, you're going to wear them.

00:11:16.100 We are still the same fucking people.

00:11:18.000 We do have our different images and colors, but inside, who the fuck are we?

00:11:22.540 Right.

00:11:23.700 Yeah, it's interesting, because I get like, I think I know that, right?

00:11:27.300 But it's hard sometimes.

00:11:28.700 Because nobody look at it like that.

00:11:29.880 Right.

00:11:30.160 I've never heard it put like that, so I've never really been able to put it kind of into

00:11:34.520 that sort of context or words, because yeah, and that just, it's just like some people

00:11:39.560 you kind of match up with, and some people you don't, especially if you're trying to

00:11:43.640 run, if you're trying to run a prank on somebody.

00:11:47.420 Right.

00:11:47.680 Yeah, that one, the one you did, because a lot of my audience may know you, a lot of

00:11:53.280 them may not, right?

00:11:54.040 And that's just the way that social media is, right?

00:11:58.380 The one you did with the baby powder with that guy, dog.

00:12:01.840 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:04.540 That was great, yeah.

00:12:05.740 Let me tell you about this baby powder, though.

00:12:07.080 This one is the one that you, I'm looking at a little tiny one.

00:12:13.500 Ha, ha, ha, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack, clack.

00:12:18.660 And then a lot of other.

00:12:20.160 And what are you getting?

00:12:21.180 So you go into Walmart.

00:12:22.880 Yeah, hold on.

00:12:23.360 I gotta watch.

00:12:23.980 Hold on, man.

00:12:24.860 This is going to be the greatest moment of my life.

00:12:26.720 I gotta sit here with you.

00:12:28.200 Honestly.

00:12:30.140 And that's what I'm saying.

00:12:31.840 I got greats that I look up to.

00:12:33.800 This, like, where I didn't know where I was going into with that.

00:12:37.820 You had no idea.

00:12:38.560 No, I didn't.

00:12:39.340 I was just like, I gotta get in with something.

00:12:41.120 Because I had a Walmart vest.

00:12:42.400 So I just wanted to get a good video.

00:12:44.180 And shout out to Ed Bassmaster.

00:12:45.620 Ed.

00:12:46.100 Ed was there?

00:12:46.980 No, no.

00:12:47.560 He does that.

00:12:48.600 He does the face.

00:12:50.000 So I look, like, these people I look up to.

00:12:51.920 And then I just look and be like, how can I do it in my way?

00:12:55.340 So in some shit I create.

00:12:56.700 In some people I recreate.

00:12:58.040 So I'm of a person that I'm not afraid to say that I recreate something.

00:13:01.920 I love it.

00:13:02.440 If it's funny, I'll go do it.

00:13:03.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:04.600 But it's just doing it right.

00:13:05.800 That's the thing.

00:13:06.380 Some people do shit.

00:13:07.300 And it's like, bro, you're not even doing it.

00:13:08.660 Do it better than me, at least if you're going to do it.

00:13:10.660 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:11.340 Yeah.

00:13:11.640 Like, that's just what it is.

00:13:13.040 So with some people, I study their pranks and be like, I love this.

00:13:15.380 This is what I like.

00:13:16.420 And then I go out and be like, okay, let me do it into my way.

00:13:19.040 Wow.

00:13:19.660 That's what it's about.

00:13:20.640 Yeah.

00:13:21.240 Everything is fucking.

00:13:22.240 Everybody got on Yeezys, but they're not wearing it how you're wearing it.

00:13:25.000 Yeah.

00:13:25.440 Can't say take them bitches off because I'm wearing them.

00:13:27.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:13:28.400 Right.

00:13:29.360 Yeah, I think I do.

00:13:33.800 So do you feel like, yeah, do you feel like a comedian?

00:13:36.680 Do you feel like a prankster?

00:13:38.160 I'm sitting here with Funny Marco.

00:13:39.440 I didn't even introduce you, and I feel bad.

00:13:41.540 And where are you from?

00:13:43.300 Where did you start out at?

00:13:44.580 So I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.

00:13:46.060 Oh, wow.

00:13:46.840 Now I have been over there.

00:13:48.000 They used to have Albert's Barbecue.

00:13:49.060 What's that barbecue?

00:13:49.880 Gates' Barbecue.

00:13:50.720 Yeah, they got Gates' Barbecue.

00:13:51.360 And then they got Jack Stack's house.

00:13:54.420 So, yeah, so I came from Kansas City, Missouri, and it's really like a small, it's a small

00:14:00.800 state.

00:14:01.340 Yeah.

00:14:01.480 So then I moved to Atlanta.

00:14:02.560 So the thing is, when I moved to Atlanta, I left with, you know what's crazy?

00:14:07.660 You know how my shit started?

00:14:09.340 It was a random guy.

00:14:10.280 He DM'd me.

00:14:11.320 He was like, you got a manager.

00:14:12.300 This was Thanksgiving, like 2019.

00:14:16.940 He DM'd me.

00:14:17.580 And had you been praying about it or anything?

00:14:19.320 I mean, I wanted to move from Kansas City.

00:14:20.760 I was trying to move to St. Louis.

00:14:21.840 I didn't give a fuck.

00:14:22.520 I just wanted to get-

00:14:23.080 Oh, you go anywhere.

00:14:24.020 That ain't even that far.

00:14:24.520 Yeah, bro, some random dude said-

00:14:25.340 That's almost worse, bro.

00:14:26.400 You got a manager?

00:14:27.340 And I'm like, no.

00:14:28.780 He was like, bro, Rihanna just followed you.

00:14:31.240 And I'm like, word?

00:14:32.360 This is-

00:14:32.780 I'm like, what?

00:14:33.600 And he was-

00:14:34.240 This is-

00:14:34.660 I'm like, damn, I get hyped.

00:14:35.840 He's like, bro, you need a manager.

00:14:37.000 He's like, come out to Atlanta.

00:14:38.760 I didn't know this guy from McKenna Bank.

00:14:41.080 Yeah.

00:14:41.340 So I'm like, fuck it.

00:14:42.560 I'm going.

00:14:43.100 Like, I didn't have nothing to lose at this point.

00:14:44.700 I believed in myself.

00:14:45.880 I went out to Atlanta, met him, stayed in his damn room, didn't know this fucking strength.

00:14:49.220 Damn.

00:14:49.760 Yeah, so I was there with him.

00:14:50.960 He was talking about management and stuff.

00:14:52.280 Shout out to him.

00:14:53.340 And it was just kind of like, from there, it was like, risk-taking can help you or hurt you.

00:14:57.800 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:58.160 Because I could have gotten that.

00:14:59.040 But I got so much good energy in myself.

00:15:01.400 I feel like I believe in good energy.

00:15:03.460 Whatever you manifest, you're going to go towards that.

00:15:05.420 And you're going to get bad shit, too.

00:15:06.460 I got bad shit in that experience, but I still was able, overall, I did what I wanted to do in the outcome.

00:15:11.560 I made it good, but it was some bad shit.

00:15:13.580 But life is like a web.

00:15:14.980 You know, in high school, they have the big web, and it goes out.

00:15:19.280 And it's just, you're going to get some good shit.

00:15:20.840 You're going to get some bad shit.

00:15:21.820 But you just got to keep pulling shit from that main web, which is you.

00:15:24.780 You got to keep drawing shit out.

00:15:26.980 What kind of bad shit did you come across?

00:15:29.060 Damn.

00:15:29.720 Not knowing the game.

00:15:30.860 Not knowing business.

00:15:32.280 I know.

00:15:32.620 Isn't that hard?

00:15:33.320 Yeah.

00:15:34.140 I'm like, how the fuck can I make money?

00:15:35.660 I remember the first money I made on Instagram was $10,000 for a post.

00:15:40.220 And guess what the fuck it was?

00:15:41.980 No.

00:15:43.140 My fucking guy.

00:15:43.920 Guess what item you think it was?

00:15:45.180 I had a promo.

00:15:45.420 Let me think.

00:15:46.900 It was something like, what the fuck am I going to do with this?

00:15:48.840 It was a girl item.

00:15:50.540 Oh, like a vibrator.

00:15:53.840 Sexual.

00:15:56.760 A gun.

00:15:59.320 No, like a recipe book.

00:16:04.060 What was it?

00:16:04.760 Oh, I know what it was.

00:16:07.520 Ancestry.com.

00:16:08.840 It was a waist trainer.

00:16:10.920 So I'm like, I'm like, what the fuck?

00:16:13.020 I'm not about to.

00:16:13.500 And then at this point, if I wear this, like people are going to start, you know.

00:16:17.520 And I'm like, what the.

00:16:18.240 And then he already took the $10,000.

00:16:20.140 It was a waist trainer to lose weight?

00:16:22.360 Waist trainer for women.

00:16:23.580 Oh, somebody just crank them up if they're trying to get rid of a baby too.

00:16:26.380 You'll see somebody put that.

00:16:27.280 Yeah, but he said, whatever the fuck it is, make it funny.

00:16:29.500 You got $10,000 waiting for you.

00:16:31.300 Get it done.

00:16:31.840 I'm sending it over to you while it transferred.

00:16:33.640 So I'm sitting there like, what the fuck?

00:16:35.820 I'm irritated because he already took the money.

00:16:38.020 And that's a lot of money.

00:16:39.200 If I'm not making nothing in.

00:16:40.700 Oh, yeah.

00:16:41.660 Dude, $10,000 is a lot of money.

00:16:43.240 And I'm like, the thing is, I was caring about people's business.

00:16:46.260 I'm like, how can I make her happy?

00:16:48.020 I wasn't thinking about that.

00:16:49.040 I'm like, I want her to be happy.

00:16:50.280 And I don't know what to do.

00:16:51.360 No, it was a random.

00:16:52.380 My manager took a deal from somebody.

00:16:54.120 Oh, okay.

00:16:54.680 The person.

00:16:55.440 Yeah, it was a random person.

00:16:56.560 As I said, he's like, I want to give him.

00:16:58.060 I want to.

00:16:58.420 I'm thinking you out there fucking listening to Umbrella thinking, how can I make this

00:17:02.060 bitch happy with this place?

00:17:03.300 No, no, no, no.

00:17:03.700 He just found that.

00:17:03.820 He just, this is when I got to Atlanta.

00:17:05.400 This was like a bad situation for me, but I took it good.

00:17:07.880 Okay.

00:17:08.160 Because I was like freaked out.

00:17:09.360 So you got the trainer.

00:17:10.320 It shows up in the mail.

00:17:11.300 Yeah, I get it.

00:17:12.080 I go to Walmart.

00:17:12.960 This is kind of the time.

00:17:14.880 I'm at Walmart too.

00:17:15.800 I got booked for Walmart for the Essence Festival that they got in Louisiana.

00:17:19.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:19.900 So then I'm down there.

00:17:21.480 I got this fucking waist trainer.

00:17:22.820 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:17:23.580 I'm not putting it on.

00:17:24.460 What the fuck can I do with a waist trainer?

00:17:26.300 So the whole time I'm thinking and then I'm like, fuck.

00:17:28.700 So then I go to a random customer and I'm like, I'm like, do y'all got any more of these?

00:17:34.640 I forgot waist trainers.

00:17:35.900 I don't work here.

00:17:36.860 So I'm like, okay.

00:17:38.260 And then it kicks in.

00:17:39.280 I'm like, you sure?

00:17:40.340 Go back there and give me another one.

00:17:41.420 He's like, I don't work here.

00:17:42.300 I'm like, bro.

00:17:43.280 I'm like, I just saw you.

00:17:44.180 He's like, I don't fucking work here.

00:17:45.900 And I'm like, got it.

00:17:47.200 I said, so now I can go up to customers, ask them about the waist trainer, say the name

00:17:51.600 of it.

00:17:52.120 And I'm showing it.

00:17:53.300 Get them pissed off.

00:17:54.180 Waist trainer promoted.

00:17:55.220 Bam.

00:17:55.600 Got it.

00:17:56.400 So then I do that.

00:17:58.680 I get this old lady, bro.

00:18:01.020 You got to see this clip.

00:18:02.120 Y'all got to pull it up.

00:18:03.000 I get this old lady.

00:18:03.840 Give you a fund.

00:18:04.520 I get this old lady.

00:18:07.720 She's like, she's like a Christian.

00:18:10.100 I don't know.

00:18:10.520 And then I'm like, do you got this waist trainer?

00:18:11.900 And she's like, oh, I don't work here, baby.

00:18:13.600 And I'm like, you don't work here.

00:18:14.780 So my brother's sitting there.

00:18:15.960 He's like, I don't work here.

00:18:16.960 And then she's like, I don't work here.

00:18:18.080 God damn it.

00:18:18.760 What the fuck?

00:18:19.340 And she does this.

00:18:21.080 And she said, y'all recording me?

00:18:23.080 And then I look at him.

00:18:24.300 In my head, I'm like, fuck, we got a viral moment.

00:18:26.340 I'm like, I can't fuck this up.

00:18:27.480 I don't want her to delete this.

00:18:28.780 I'm like, we're not recording you.

00:18:29.760 She said, because I'm a member of a church.

00:18:31.080 You can't get this.

00:18:31.980 You cannot put that out.

00:18:33.400 So long story short, I'm like, no, we're not recording you.

00:18:35.680 In my head, I'm happy as hell because now I have that moment, that waist trainer.

00:18:38.680 This is about to set the shit off.

00:18:40.060 Yeah.

00:18:40.540 I get the shit, send it to the lady.

00:18:42.800 She's like, I don't like it.

00:18:44.640 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:18:45.800 This is it.

00:18:46.380 Like this.

00:18:46.900 She's like, I don't, you should have this.

00:18:48.520 Why don't you say this?

00:18:49.240 Promote.

00:18:49.680 Show them more.

00:18:50.640 Say the name.

00:18:51.260 And at this moment, I was getting so many people and I do it to one video of 59 seconds.

00:18:56.200 I'm getting, I'm like, bro, it's clear as day.

00:18:58.540 We got good moments.

00:18:59.200 She's like being a bitch.

00:19:00.380 She's like.

00:19:00.820 She doesn't know.

00:19:02.200 Yeah.

00:19:02.640 Like, I'm like, this is the plan.

00:19:04.320 This is the moment.

00:19:04.820 Let me do this.

00:19:05.580 Like, she's like, no, I don't want.

00:19:07.260 And then I'm like, fuck.

00:19:08.800 So then I go back and forth and my man, he's like, make it funny.

00:19:13.540 So then she's like, I'm like, fuck, this is the moment.

00:19:15.960 I want to release it at this point.

00:19:17.080 Like, fuck the 10.

00:19:17.860 I want people.

00:19:18.640 Because at this time, I want content.

00:19:21.200 I'm like, put it out.

00:19:22.000 Content.

00:19:22.460 This is going to go viral.

00:19:23.560 So then she ends up, she end up like, not like, I don't approve it.

00:19:29.060 I put it out anyway.

00:19:30.840 I still wasn't going to get the money.

00:19:32.140 It goes viral.

00:19:32.900 Goes on TV.

00:19:33.740 It goes on.

00:19:34.820 It was a show.

00:19:35.820 I forgot what that show was called.

00:19:37.220 Goes on TV everywhere.

00:19:38.600 And it's just blowing up.

00:19:39.960 She's like, oh my God.

00:19:41.400 And I still tagged her and everything.

00:19:43.100 She's like, I got over 10,000 followers.

00:19:45.420 It went crazy.

00:19:46.240 It's on there.

00:19:46.820 Like, people are hitting me up.

00:19:48.160 Now other influencers are writing me saying, can I work for me?

00:19:51.180 People I used to DM, they never said nothing to me.

00:19:53.620 It's like, I'm so appreciated.

00:19:54.800 I want to see another $10,000.

00:19:56.300 Take that one.

00:19:57.000 I'm ready for the next video.

00:19:58.660 So there, it was just kind of funny how, like, you can have lumps in life, but just

00:20:03.500 understand, don't get blocked by them.

00:20:05.060 Like, sometimes people run into the big wall and don't know what's behind it.

00:20:08.160 Sometimes you got to probably curve it or you're going to have to knock that bitch

00:20:10.460 down and just know.

00:20:11.620 So your example there is that you put up, you said, this is it.

00:20:15.320 I know this is it.

00:20:16.040 Yeah, this is it.

00:20:16.560 I'm just about to show it.

00:20:17.420 Yeah, I'm just about to show it.

00:20:18.380 Even if I got to do a new one, cool.

00:20:20.380 But she about to see it.

00:20:21.240 So I still tagged the company.

00:20:22.840 At the end of the day, it's still free video.

00:20:24.380 But at the same time, it was still promotion for me because it went big.

00:20:27.300 It hit a million views and it was reposted on there.

00:20:29.940 So I still benefited from it.

00:20:31.660 And then she ended up seeing my vision.

00:20:33.300 Then I started that a trend.

00:20:34.800 After I went up, I started doing other items like that.

00:20:36.760 So not only that viral moment I came up with, I'm like, now I have a series where I can

00:20:41.000 do other people's product with this and this prank.

00:20:43.340 And I can use this cup or their item or a backwood or anything you got needed.

00:20:47.220 So then I'm going to Walmart and asking people, do you work here?

00:20:50.000 This is how this item.

00:20:51.420 And you know what I'm saying?

00:20:52.120 It's so funny because it's like pissing them off.

00:20:54.780 And it's just like, yeah.

00:20:56.040 So and then that's when it came into like a tragic, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:20:59.600 So but you didn't get paid for that first video?

00:21:01.820 I did.

00:21:02.280 She liked it.

00:21:02.700 She did.

00:21:03.040 After she realized it.

00:21:04.240 Yeah, she realized it.

00:21:04.820 But you ran the risk of not getting paid.

00:21:06.100 Yeah.

00:21:06.280 I see what you're saying.

00:21:07.160 Yeah.

00:21:07.600 Yeah.

00:21:07.780 You have to.

00:21:08.260 It's interesting to rely on your own instincts and vision, man.

00:21:11.020 Like in Hollywood, I got caught for a while.

00:21:13.640 I felt like I was trying to fit into Hollywood, you know, trying to get on television show

00:21:17.800 or do this or that.

00:21:19.160 And then finally, I said, you know, a lot of these places that wouldn't give me any opportunity,

00:21:23.240 they don't put up a lot of kind of guys.

00:21:25.920 I'm not even really a Southern guy, but I'm from the South.

00:21:28.120 You know, they don't put a lot of that on television, you know, and everybody would

00:21:33.060 just kind of pigeonhole you like that and this.

00:21:35.080 And so finally, I just said, I'm going to start just kind of doing my own stuff.

00:21:39.240 And we started just podcasting and putting out clips that we thought were good.

00:21:42.940 And that kind of evolved in at least having our own universe, you know, but it's hard

00:21:48.820 sometimes to believe that, oh, this is hard.

00:21:51.380 It was hard.

00:21:52.420 I'm not hard.

00:21:54.400 I mean, I'm not hard.

00:21:56.660 I mean, I take those pills a lot.

00:22:00.100 You ever take them?

00:22:01.100 Is it horny in here?

00:22:02.760 I don't think it's, is it horny in here?

00:22:04.940 No.

00:22:05.160 I've been using that on some of my girls.

00:22:07.320 Sometimes if you just want to say.

00:22:07.840 Oh, is it horny in here?

00:22:09.160 Yeah, just say that.

00:22:09.840 Next time you're with a girl, just be like, is it horny in here?

00:22:11.820 Yeah.

00:22:12.380 Yeah, it works.

00:22:13.320 Dude, I flirted with a girl last night, actually.

00:22:16.060 Where?

00:22:16.300 What's her name?

00:22:17.560 She was kind of this, she was kind of like a mixed girl, I think.

00:22:20.960 And she was a little bit.

00:22:21.640 So what's your definition of flirt now?

00:22:24.220 Being close to somebody and talking to them, not be, like, being brave enough to look right

00:22:28.960 at them while you're talking.

00:22:30.080 Right.

00:22:30.500 We're not close, are we?

00:22:32.060 No, we're not.

00:22:32.620 No, this is, we're safe enough.

00:22:33.980 Okay.

00:22:34.620 This is a straight distance.

00:22:35.900 This is a straight male distance.

00:22:37.240 Okay.

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00:25:50.580 But I don't know if she liked me or not.

00:25:52.340 I saw her talking to another guy after me.

00:25:54.560 Huh?

00:25:55.960 The chick, man.

00:25:56.940 The same girl.

00:25:57.940 No, you said you started talking to who?

00:25:59.600 This girl.

00:26:00.380 I don't remember her name.

00:26:01.200 Yeah, and then you started talking to who after her.

00:26:03.420 Oh, I tried to talk to some other girl, but she kept looking at some...

00:26:06.300 She was, like, looking away every time I was, like...

00:26:08.460 She was, like...

00:26:09.980 And then she kept dancing every time I was...

00:26:11.560 Did she know who you was, though?

00:26:12.980 Do you...

00:26:13.560 Look, look.

00:26:13.980 Let me ask you a question.

00:26:14.760 The first girl, yeah.

00:26:16.100 How can I say this?

00:26:17.060 Because I'm not a racist.

00:26:18.200 How can I say...

00:26:19.180 Because I don't want to say...

00:26:19.960 It's all right if you're a little racist.

00:26:21.900 Hmm.

00:26:22.760 I mean, if you are, like, you know...

00:26:24.120 I say I'll be racist towards certain shit, like...

00:26:28.000 When somebody say I don't eat, like, the edge of the Pop-Tarts.

00:26:31.440 I feel like you're racist toward Pop-Tarts.

00:26:32.920 I look at racist shit like that, not color.

00:26:35.340 I had a girl say, like...

00:26:36.640 She said she don't eat off paper plates.

00:26:38.600 I feel like she racist toward paper plates.

00:26:39.980 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:26:40.600 Because what the fuck did they do to you?

00:26:42.800 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:26:43.780 So, like I said, racist ain't even all about color sometimes.

00:26:46.220 Like, you're racist towards something or an idol.

00:26:47.880 Oh, you can be racist towards anything.

00:26:49.340 Right.

00:26:49.600 Like, owls.

00:26:50.620 Yeah.

00:26:51.560 Yeah, my buddy hates owls.

00:26:52.720 I'm like, damn, what did they ever do to you?

00:26:55.860 But, look.

00:26:56.460 Okay, so...

00:26:57.340 All right.

00:26:57.680 So, how can I say this if I was not to say white people?

00:27:01.540 What's the Caucasians?

00:27:02.920 You could say Caucasians, I think, are drugs.

00:27:06.260 That's drugs.

00:27:07.380 But I think you could say Caucasians.

00:27:09.300 You could say...

00:27:09.920 You could say honkies if you want.

00:27:12.260 I don't mind.

00:27:12.360 No, that sounds terrible.

00:27:13.400 That's too much.

00:27:14.160 Yeah.

00:27:14.520 Yeah.

00:27:15.120 You're trying to get me canceled.

00:27:16.320 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:17.280 Yeah.

00:27:17.860 You could say...

00:27:18.860 Oh, you were?

00:27:19.540 Yeah, I was.

00:27:20.500 That was a good one, yeah.

00:27:22.500 Yeah, that was a good one.

00:27:23.380 You could do...

00:27:24.500 Oh, what's like a good white person that is just like a general white person?

00:27:27.660 A group of them.

00:27:28.780 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:29.340 Like...

00:27:29.740 Because we African-Americans.

00:27:31.160 That would be good.

00:27:32.200 Right.

00:27:32.480 So, I would say...

00:27:33.760 Kind of like...

00:27:38.120 I don't know if you just want to say white Americans.

00:27:40.960 White Americans?

00:27:41.760 That just sounds too like...

00:27:42.820 That sounds...

00:27:43.260 You're trying to troll us.

00:27:44.900 Yeah.

00:27:45.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:46.100 I agree.

00:27:46.980 So, I would say just...

00:27:48.480 And then what if you say people like you?

00:27:50.060 That's kind of going too far.

00:27:51.620 Well, people like you, people get offended at that.

00:27:53.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:53.940 You know, you can't say these people, people like you, gays or whatever.

00:27:58.260 Yeah, what is the right term to say?

00:28:00.080 What do you have, Zach?

00:28:01.060 Do you have anything for whites?

00:28:03.480 A group of whites?

00:28:05.600 I think usually just people calling them those whites over there.

00:28:08.640 Something along those lines.

00:28:09.920 I can't believe that.

00:28:10.840 I don't...

00:28:11.240 Yeah.

00:28:12.100 So, I'm saying what is...

00:28:13.040 So, some people...

00:28:15.940 People you might know...

00:28:18.980 So, people of your kind.

00:28:20.140 Okay.

00:28:20.780 That sounds a little bit...

00:28:21.620 People of your kind.

00:28:22.360 People of your kind.

00:28:23.020 That sounds good.

00:28:23.820 That sounds kind of cleaned up.

00:28:25.240 Yeah.

00:28:25.900 Okay, so, people of your kind.

00:28:27.580 How do y'all flex?

00:28:28.940 Like, you...

00:28:29.360 Do you realize, like, sometimes you, like, you let go, like, you know who the fuck I am?

00:28:32.720 How do you flex on somebody when they turn you down?

00:28:35.700 Do y'all flex?

00:28:37.120 Let me think.

00:28:38.360 I think some guys do, if they're brave guys, right?

00:28:41.180 What about you?

00:28:41.800 Like, have you ever flexed on a girl?

00:28:43.000 Like, you know who the fuck I am?

00:28:44.780 Like, in your head.

00:28:46.740 We're not actually saying that.

00:28:48.660 No.

00:28:48.900 So, one time I got out of an elevator, and this guy had gotten in.

00:28:52.860 He was listening to my podcast when he got in, and I've been flirting with the girl in

00:28:55.940 the elevator.

00:28:56.700 Right.

00:28:57.320 And so, this kid, she was not giving me the time of the day.

00:28:59.560 How long was this fucking elevator ride?

00:29:01.020 This was seven stories.

00:29:03.040 Okay.

00:29:03.440 So, it all happened pretty quick.

00:29:04.840 I got in.

00:29:05.780 She got in.

00:29:06.460 We're both in there.

00:29:07.720 And I'd seen her before, dude.

00:29:09.300 And she was there, I think, with her mom or something.

00:29:11.000 And they had a dog.

00:29:11.800 She kept walking this dog outside of the elevator, or outside of the hotel.

00:29:15.180 So, I'm like, oh, man, I've been praying about this, and I saw her in the elevator.

00:29:20.020 And then this kid gets in, and he's like, no way, I'm listening to your podcast right

00:29:23.780 now.

00:29:24.500 And I had just said, hey, if you want to come to a comedy show tonight.

00:29:29.400 And she goes, oh, I think we're busy tonight, right?

00:29:32.840 She kind of brushed me off.

00:29:34.060 And then this kid gets in, and he's like, no way.

00:29:37.080 And so, then I felt her energy change a little bit.

00:29:39.220 And as I'm getting out, he goes, you know who that guy is?

00:29:42.700 And I look back, and I could see something in her was a little bit different.

00:29:49.900 But it didn't matter.

00:29:51.740 That was it.

00:29:52.360 The door was closed.

00:29:54.180 But I did let it happen.

00:29:55.500 I look back.

00:29:56.560 So, I let her know.

00:29:57.560 I know what's going on here.

00:29:58.680 So, how do you, like, there's going to be questions that I want to know.

00:30:01.400 You're welcome to ask me questions.

00:30:02.660 But, like, how do you approach girls in public?

00:30:04.500 Because I've never seen, like, you know, I've got, like, white friends.

00:30:07.760 I've got all types.

00:30:08.780 But I've never seen a woman.

00:30:09.620 Like, I think she's cute.

00:30:10.440 I'm about to go talk to her.

00:30:11.600 Like, I've never seen.

00:30:12.240 White guys aren't as brave, I don't think.

00:30:13.400 Yeah, that's what I just, I'm like, how the hell do y'all get dates?

00:30:17.400 Oh, shit.

00:30:18.080 I don't know.

00:30:18.460 Mostly DMs, I think.

00:30:20.340 Parents set you up.

00:30:22.200 See?

00:30:22.800 There it is.

00:30:24.780 Stephanie, yeah.

00:30:25.600 Like, I want you to talk to Stephanie.

00:30:26.960 She's my best friend, Daugherty.

00:30:28.000 Like, fuck it.

00:30:29.000 Yeah, we got to do it.

00:30:30.280 Yeah.

00:30:30.780 Yeah, I would love to.

00:30:32.540 Word of mouth versus just meeting a stranger.

00:30:34.740 Because then if shit comes back home or if she ever steal from you, your fucking daughter

00:30:38.860 stole about $20.

00:30:40.700 Right.

00:30:41.140 That's true.

00:30:41.860 I think there's danger.

00:30:42.680 Well, a lot of bitches steal.

00:30:44.620 Yeah.

00:30:45.360 A lot of bitches steal.

00:30:46.800 Why you check your pockets when I'm in here?

00:30:48.580 I'm just saying what's going on.

00:30:50.260 I don't know.

00:30:51.560 It was fun.

00:30:52.340 I've never done that either, bro.

00:30:54.040 I ain't stole nothing yet.

00:30:55.260 I used to steal.

00:30:56.000 Did you really?

00:30:56.640 Yeah, I used to steal.

00:30:57.280 Dude, is that like a, is that a part of...

00:31:02.540 Sometimes people do it because they want to try it and some people do it because they

00:31:06.800 can't, like, can't afford it.

00:31:08.260 Right.

00:31:08.720 So it's just, it's like, where the hell are you at with it?

00:31:11.200 So, like, doing it just because other people doing it is totally unacceptable.

00:31:15.140 If you can't, like, you know, one time, like, I stole a steak from Walmart.

00:31:19.280 It was crazy.

00:31:19.820 So I slid it down my pants.

00:31:21.320 So I put the steak down.

00:31:22.840 Like, I was in the whole time.

00:31:24.180 I'm like, I'm like, where the fuck am I going to put this steak at?

00:31:26.940 So I'm like, fuck.

00:31:28.480 Because, you know, it comes like in a plastic thing.

00:31:30.680 Yeah.

00:31:31.080 Steak.

00:31:31.480 And they're nice, huh?

00:31:32.220 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:32.580 So I said, fuck it.

00:31:33.620 Took it out the thing.

00:31:34.540 Okay.

00:31:34.760 Had the steak in my hand.

00:31:35.760 Yeah.

00:31:36.660 Slid it right in here.

00:31:37.820 I'm like, who the fuck going to check dick for steak?

00:31:41.360 Yeah.

00:31:41.660 No fucking way.

00:31:42.380 Nobody.

00:31:42.760 A creep, bro.

00:31:43.700 Right.

00:31:44.340 Exactly.

00:31:44.820 Like, at the end of the day, if you go here, bro, you're going way too far.

00:31:47.380 Like, the steak is already here.

00:31:50.420 Like, if you search.

00:31:51.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:51.900 Yeah.

00:31:52.040 What if he say, oh, you stole the steak, but he just keeps rubbing on your dick, bro?

00:31:55.380 Like, that's sexual assault.

00:31:56.520 Like, you can't do that.

00:31:57.320 That's true.

00:31:57.860 That's sexual assault.

00:31:59.040 Yeah.

00:31:59.100 That's not part.

00:31:59.700 Like.

00:31:59.840 Man, a lot of things get bait and switched like that now.

00:32:02.140 People will set up something, and then they'll end up getting a lawsuit.

00:32:05.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:32:06.920 So, long story short, yeah, I went to jail.

00:32:11.760 The steak got tooken.

00:32:13.220 Nobody ate the steak.

00:32:14.760 They probably put it back on the market.

00:32:16.040 So, probably some of the dick steak out there.

00:32:18.960 So, if y'all watching this, just watch out.

00:32:22.160 I would have, I wonder what I would eat, man.

00:32:24.920 Say a white person dies, bro.

00:32:26.620 Mm-hmm.

00:32:27.400 Say you guys are at a.

00:32:29.340 I never been, I want to go to a white funeral.

00:32:31.540 I want to see how this is.

00:32:32.280 Dude, there's a lot of crying.

00:32:34.100 Oh, it's a lot of people playing like Jesse McCartney.

00:32:38.440 Listen to Jesse McCartney.

00:32:39.620 I'll check it out.

00:32:40.380 I want you in your beautiful soul.

00:32:43.480 You're the one I want to take.

00:32:46.040 You're the one I want to hold.

00:32:48.160 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:48.820 Jesse McCartney.

00:32:49.860 Do you know All Y'all Ladies Pop Y'all Pussy Like This?

00:32:53.120 No, stop.

00:32:53.960 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:54.660 That's Black Funeral?

00:32:55.800 Yeah.

00:32:56.500 Jesus.

00:32:57.220 They play that for the strippers.

00:33:00.200 God, where?

00:33:01.680 Oh, shit.

00:33:02.900 A lot of funerals.

00:33:03.840 Like, that's what happened.

00:33:04.420 Because that's their theme song.

00:33:05.740 So, they go out to that.

00:33:06.640 And a lot of strippers, they had a stripper pole.

00:33:08.140 So, there was one girl, her name was Dasha Neek.

00:33:10.740 And she, like, had a crazy stripper, like, party.

00:33:14.040 Like, it was like a strip pole at the thing.

00:33:16.780 And it was a celebration.

00:33:18.340 Yeah.

00:33:18.560 Because that's what she, like, that was what she stood up for.

00:33:21.680 So, they was playing that and, like, pussy everywhere and shit like that.

00:33:24.560 Oh, my God.

00:33:25.920 What?

00:33:26.360 It makes me nervous hearing about all of that.

00:33:28.020 I don't like hearing about cooter.

00:33:30.820 A lot of us call it cooter or whatever growing up.

00:33:33.020 Are you scared of cooter?

00:33:34.260 I'm not scared of it.

00:33:35.700 Just not too much of it.

00:33:37.160 It just makes something about it, man, when people start talking about it.

00:33:41.920 Especially, I think, during the daytime.

00:33:43.280 After 5, 6 p.m., I'll hear about it.

00:33:46.460 You know?

00:33:47.200 What was, tell me about this thing.

00:33:50.420 Can I ask you questions about being black?

00:33:52.440 Yeah.

00:33:52.840 Okay, thank you.

00:33:55.480 Only two.

00:33:56.340 Okay.

00:33:56.700 All right.

00:33:57.100 Cool, cool.

00:33:58.120 What, uh, what does it feel like?

00:34:01.640 Does it feel different?

00:34:06.120 Like, does it feel like when you-

00:34:07.660 I mean, I've never been another color, so I don't know what it's like feeling different.

00:34:11.180 But does it, like, what does it feel like?

00:34:13.560 I feel like being black, being this color-

00:34:17.420 Does it feel like anything or does it-

00:34:19.420 I feel like, you know what?

00:34:20.200 Everybody got their superpowers.

00:34:21.900 So, we got some art advantages.

00:34:23.280 Y'all got some of y'alls.

00:34:24.380 Yeah.

00:34:24.560 Like, you know, I just want to know sometimes what it's like to cuss the police out.

00:34:28.400 Like, what the fuck did you put me over for?

00:34:30.300 Back the fuck up.

00:34:31.520 But, you know, we can't do that.

00:34:32.960 So, it's like gifts and courage.

00:34:34.380 And some of the times, y'all can't go out in the hood and fight.

00:34:37.380 Y'all can't fight, but we can.

00:34:38.940 Right.

00:34:39.420 So, we got to pick our battles, you know?

00:34:41.120 Yeah.

00:34:41.300 So, at the end of the day, it's like we can survive in the trenches.

00:34:43.760 You know what the trenches are?

00:34:45.060 Yeah, I know what they-

00:34:45.980 I mean, I haven't been in all of them, but I've seen some of them.

00:34:47.680 But what's your ideas of the trenches?

00:34:48.860 The trenches, I think it's people are eating hot dogs.

00:34:52.200 People are, you know, there's people fighting, probably.

00:34:57.560 Somebody has a gun.

00:34:58.900 Little booty has a gun or something.

00:35:03.360 People selling stacks or whatever.

00:35:09.120 People, not stacks, you know what I'm saying.

00:35:10.800 People talking about, let me get that, you know, and they got a secret gay dude in there, too.

00:35:17.040 Let me get that booty icy.

00:35:19.380 Let me get that booty icy.

00:35:21.680 You know what I'm talking about?

00:35:22.320 Or like a-

00:35:23.320 Oh, people, I know what, let me tell you.

00:35:26.060 People listening to fucking Boosie, you know?

00:35:28.660 You know Boosie, you know any of his lyrics?

00:35:33.100 Yeah, dude.

00:35:35.180 Yeah, I do.

00:35:36.900 We got some of his lyrics written down at home.

00:35:38.960 But, like, being that, I just feel like we just got our advantages, you know?

00:35:43.460 And I just feel like it comes back to be comfortable because God made us who we are.

00:35:47.040 For a fucking reason.

00:35:48.520 And I believe in reincarnation.

00:35:50.780 Like, eventually, I might be white.

00:35:52.600 Or I might be a turtle after I die, you know?

00:35:55.400 Like, I might not ever be-

00:35:56.860 You might get to be black like them.

00:35:58.600 And you will probably get to be like, damn, I remember-

00:36:00.580 Like, you won't remember it all, but you're like, eh, I used to be white now.

00:36:03.440 I'm like, so that's why sometimes some people say, oh, you act black or you act white because they've been white before and now they in a black body.

00:36:09.200 Oh, yeah.

00:36:09.660 So, and then some people, like, might be a snapping turtle.

00:36:12.100 I definitely know when I die, I'm going to be a seahorse.

00:36:16.080 I could see you out there.

00:36:17.240 Yeah.

00:36:17.920 I'm just, like, over it, you know?

00:36:19.720 I could see you out there.

00:36:20.820 Yeah.

00:36:21.260 I'm not being, like, because I've been here before.

00:36:23.500 I just, I just, I be remembering black fascists.

00:36:27.340 Like-

00:36:27.660 Black people seem like they've been here before.

00:36:29.440 Yeah.

00:36:29.780 No, I mean, just, I say souls.

00:36:31.840 I'm not going to say black people, but souls.

00:36:33.460 Well, okay, I would say this.

00:36:34.660 Souls are being-

00:36:35.780 A lot of black children that I see, even six-month-old, nine-month-old.

00:36:39.880 All, like, mature, like, the dude, I want to kill my mom.

00:36:42.320 Yeah, they act like they have-

00:36:43.740 Very mature.

00:36:44.400 So, that's what I'm saying.

00:36:45.220 Sometimes I see black children that seem like they've been here before.

00:36:47.960 I get it.

00:36:48.440 Yeah, very advanced.

00:36:49.220 They're, like, over shit and they're fucking 11 months.

00:36:52.280 Advanced.

00:36:52.720 And this motherfucker, yeah, he already, like, trying to go to the senior care sector.

00:36:56.080 It comes from, like, our, like, mamas, like, because black women got good coochie.

00:36:59.800 Oh, damn.

00:37:00.520 Really?

00:37:01.240 Yeah.

00:37:02.680 All right.

00:37:03.080 Okay, that's one question.

00:37:05.320 So, what was the answer to it?

00:37:08.000 Being able to accept our advantages.

00:37:10.380 So, being black, like, I accept mine.

00:37:11.740 Yeah.

00:37:12.440 But y'all got some, too, but-

00:37:13.940 Right, everybody has different advantages.

00:37:15.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:15.820 Right, right.

00:37:16.180 Advantages, yeah.

00:37:16.740 That's what I think is kind of okay.

00:37:18.100 Sometimes it's okay to joke about certain things about people that are kind of, like, just normal things that everybody can kind of recognize.

00:37:25.040 Like, I don't count that kind of stuff as racism to me.

00:37:27.720 Yeah.

00:37:28.060 You know, like, if somebody's mean or really ill-willed, then that's different, you know?

00:37:33.620 But I noticed that-

00:37:36.360 All right, what's this theory with black people eat more watermelon than white people?

00:37:41.580 I think white people eat watermelon more than black people.

00:37:44.940 Oh, I would think probably so.

00:37:46.660 Especially now, because once black people heard that shit, I think they don't even fuck with it anymore.

00:37:51.280 Because that seemed like-

00:37:52.620 Black people always seem like they want to be unique.

00:37:55.460 They want to do their own shit.

00:37:57.160 That's what it seems like to me.

00:37:58.480 Yeah, it's definitely saucy.

00:37:59.680 Like, we definitely create a lot of shit.

00:38:01.720 Right.

00:38:02.140 And also, I think, you know, America was kind of-

00:38:04.500 I don't know if it was like-

00:38:06.420 I don't know if it was like a white culture when black people first got here.

00:38:10.340 So it would make sense that black people would not want to do-

00:38:13.020 They would want to only do shit that seems new.

00:38:15.400 And we just like, we want to start a lot of shit and just come from like, you know, being this shit and just kind of like, you know what I'm saying?

00:38:22.380 I just feel like it's really in our culture, like just trying new shit from the way we dress, the way we do music.

00:38:27.680 So very talented, you know?

00:38:29.360 And everybody talented, but we learn how to do shit and turn it into like our way.

00:38:34.220 Like, and just keep in mind, Mexicans do the same shit.

00:38:36.920 They find ways and, you know what I'm saying?

00:38:38.720 Y'all do the same shit.

00:38:39.580 But you will never know until like you be around and see it, you know?

00:38:42.460 Because I got- I grew up around- my uncle had a white girlfriend.

00:38:46.960 So we met the- you know that side.

00:38:49.380 What was her name? Do you remember?

00:38:50.380 Jennifer.

00:38:51.240 Oh, damn.

00:38:52.880 So he got to me.

00:38:53.740 And that's what I said.

00:38:54.280 I can relate to a lot.

00:38:54.700 Damn, he brought the whitest name in, too.

00:38:56.500 Yeah, he did.

00:38:57.400 Yeah, he brought Jennifer around.

00:38:59.040 And then I could tell it was funny because she was so comfortable with us.

00:39:02.200 But when she brought us around the family, it was like she broke the fucking code.

00:39:05.520 Like, but, and then sometimes it'd be like that for like, you know, babe, like, don't

00:39:10.220 bring that white bitch to my house.

00:39:11.600 So it'd be- so some families, like, you broke the code.

00:39:14.280 Right.

00:39:14.800 So, and that's why I said where it leads in where certain people- and some people accept

00:39:19.060 it.

00:39:19.200 Like, oh, like, you know?

00:39:20.540 So it was- it's just getting where you fit in.

00:39:22.520 If you're uncomfortable with it, don't be around.

00:39:24.060 But she definitely broke the code bringing us over to Thanksgiving, especially in- and the

00:39:28.880 food wasn't- I didn't like the food.

00:39:30.540 So not only that, like, the food was not-

00:39:33.340 Right.

00:39:33.440 Yeah, it was different.

00:39:34.540 Yeah, if the code-

00:39:35.220 But I really feel like if you do do that, get- let the family know.

00:39:38.100 Talk to them.

00:39:38.520 Don't make it awkward.

00:39:39.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:39:40.440 Like-

00:39:40.720 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:39:41.460 It's better to say, hey, I'm bringing over an Indian or a Native American.

00:39:44.580 Yeah.

00:39:44.680 I'm bringing over a Swedish guy or a woman or a black guy or a Japanese woman and see how

00:39:52.840 everybody feels.

00:39:53.520 Yeah.

00:39:53.860 Yeah.

00:39:54.060 That's a good call.

00:39:54.620 Overall, when they lead into it, all the stuff we talking about, it's just crazy because

00:39:58.060 we still are so- and it's just talking about colors.

00:40:00.160 It's just a subject to talk about.

00:40:02.080 Because there ain't nobody talking about, that's a, what, a Roku TV?

00:40:05.820 Nobody arguing about Samsung versus Roku.

00:40:08.300 It's just a fucking TV.

00:40:10.140 But it's just, they made it a big thing with colors.

00:40:12.820 At the end of the day, nobody's arguing about Jordan and Nike is just fucking shoes.

00:40:16.740 Yeah.

00:40:16.900 But so when it comes into color race, I feel like when we all come mature and we just let

00:40:21.720 it be, you fucking human, I'm fucking human.

00:40:23.760 You shouldn't piss, I sleep.

00:40:25.060 I gotta eat, you gotta eat.

00:40:26.220 And leave it at that, it'll be cool.

00:40:27.920 Yeah.

00:40:28.180 And once everybody come to do that, it's gonna probably take 20 years, a generation, but

00:40:32.040 we all won.

00:40:33.120 That's all that fucking matters.

00:40:34.740 Yeah.

00:40:34.980 We talk about that and hear a lot about beige power.

00:40:37.040 Like eventually everybody's gonna be beige.

00:40:38.840 Everybody's gonna be like Ben Simmons.

00:40:40.600 Yeah.

00:40:40.960 That'd be crazy.

00:40:41.680 Everybody's gonna be 6'11".

00:40:43.960 How would you feel if you woke up black?

00:40:45.400 Would you be like, wow.

00:40:47.020 Oh, I would be excited, I think.

00:40:48.540 I'd be excited?

00:40:49.680 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:40:51.000 Every white person's dream, I think, is to wake up black, low-key, for sure.

00:40:56.120 Mm-hmm.

00:40:56.680 Dude, if I got to get up and be fucking black, dog.

00:40:59.200 Remember Chris Brown when they did that body thing for the video?

00:41:04.360 Oh, yeah.

00:41:04.800 Yeah.

00:41:05.280 Yeah.

00:41:05.600 I do remember that.

00:41:07.580 Yeah, dude.

00:41:08.300 I would love it, dude.

00:41:09.320 I would, first of all, I would sneak up on people that didn't know I was gonna be black,

00:41:13.160 bro.

00:41:13.360 I would fucking surprise them.

00:41:14.500 Mm-hmm.

00:41:14.800 White people, because they'd be like, oh, fuck, I'm scared.

00:41:16.920 And I'd be like, it's me, motherfucker.

00:41:18.720 Yeah.

00:41:19.000 I would surprise them, bro.

00:41:20.520 Yeah.

00:41:20.860 And then what would I do?

00:41:22.700 I think I would just like see what it feels like to just...

00:41:29.160 Say nigga.

00:41:30.340 No, I wouldn't say it.

00:41:33.620 I might write it down.

00:41:34.860 I would write it down.

00:41:35.700 Text it.

00:41:37.020 Yeah.

00:41:39.820 Guess who's here.

00:41:40.960 And then they say who.

00:41:41.760 This, uh-uh.

00:41:43.600 Yeah.

00:41:54.920 BBWs.

00:41:56.120 Oh, yeah.

00:41:56.900 You fuck with them?

00:41:57.840 I would then.

00:41:59.060 Mm-hmm.

00:42:00.020 Oh, I'd hook up with every thick white girl that drives a Honda Civic, dog.

00:42:03.680 Mm-hmm.

00:42:05.040 Because that's all I remember when I was growing up.

00:42:06.920 All the black dudes had the white girl with the Honda Civic.

00:42:10.500 Yeah.

00:42:10.880 Nah, you know something.

00:42:12.780 They had them all, bro.

00:42:13.320 They had that, bro.

00:42:14.060 They had a Chevrolet.

00:42:16.060 They had a Chevrolet.

00:42:18.060 A Malibu.

00:42:19.100 Impala.

00:42:19.860 Malibu.

00:42:20.580 That's every hood star stamp.

00:42:22.540 Like, I'm going to tell you kind of like, the three things that you need to survive in

00:42:26.520 the hood, you got to surround around the right people.

00:42:30.120 Not like, you know what I'm saying?

00:42:31.120 Not the overly people that's dangerous and not the unaluried.

00:42:33.920 You got to get with the ones that's kind of like civilized.

00:42:36.080 They know not to fuck with us.

00:42:37.380 That's one thing.

00:42:38.020 So, you got to know who to click with.

00:42:39.280 You will never know.

00:42:40.120 Okay.

00:42:40.400 That's one thing.

00:42:41.400 And another thing, you need a motherfucking shank.

00:42:45.000 So, this shank is just kind of like, just back up off of me.

00:42:47.800 Can you Google it?

00:42:48.580 Shank?

00:42:48.960 S-H-A-N-K?

00:42:49.920 Yeah, shank.

00:42:51.560 So, a shank is just kind of like, to protect yourself, to be like, back up.

00:42:56.160 This is kind of like, I don't want to, I'm not that type of person.

00:42:58.640 But if you got this close to me, to me to use it, you deserve it.

00:43:02.440 Oh, damn.

00:43:03.060 So, it's a closeness issue.

00:43:04.240 Just pull up a shank, Zach.

00:43:05.740 Yeah.

00:43:06.400 You need one of them.

00:43:07.180 Oh, damn, bro.

00:43:08.960 Yeah.

00:43:09.360 You need one of them.

00:43:09.840 Them bitches come in all sizes.

00:43:10.800 That's a perfect one of them, Shane.

00:43:11.780 Oh, damn, boy.

00:43:12.780 And that thing, like, if you get close to me, by the way, you look like Tom Brady a little

00:43:16.900 bit.

00:43:18.020 Thanks, man.

00:43:19.340 But if you get that close to me, then that means, like, you deserve this, because you

00:43:23.160 was in my space.

00:43:24.280 Like, you can't just do that.

00:43:26.060 This is kind of like a...

00:43:27.140 Oh, I see.

00:43:27.780 That's a close thing.

00:43:28.360 Yeah, this is, yeah.

00:43:28.660 So, if you're out of the way of the shank, you're good.

00:43:30.360 You got in my way.

00:43:31.360 Damn.

00:43:32.280 That's one thing.

00:43:33.380 And then, you know what a link card is?

00:43:35.760 A link card, uh-uh.

00:43:37.000 Oh, like a DBT?

00:43:38.640 EBT?

00:43:39.120 Yeah, EBT.

00:43:39.680 Yeah.

00:43:39.960 Yeah, and I ain't gonna lie.

00:43:41.040 They say, is that true?

00:43:42.200 They say more white people get food stamps than black people.

00:43:44.240 We had food stamps growing up, I remember.

00:43:46.800 No, but they said in the culture, I wonder if we did, like, I know you can look it up.

00:43:49.740 Yeah, they said more...

00:43:50.700 There's a lot of wealthy black people now, bro.

00:43:53.220 Yeah.

00:43:53.580 Than there used to be.

00:43:55.420 When I was...

00:43:55.880 I feel like it was, but it was never on the radars, because it was, like, top, like,

00:43:59.500 drug does.

00:43:59.820 We couldn't talk about it.

00:44:00.720 But now, the internet shows it more.

00:44:03.040 Legitiveness.

00:44:03.340 But back then, it's always been a lot of good black people, but we couldn't talk about it,

00:44:07.120 because we did, like, we did it how we had to do it.

00:44:10.000 Right.

00:44:10.440 Yeah.

00:44:10.840 It was more criminal activities?

00:44:11.880 Yeah, we couldn't, like, fuck a nine-to-five.

00:44:13.400 Right.

00:44:13.760 And I feel like sometimes nine-to-fives need to be better with they shit.

00:44:17.040 Let's talk about that, because I feel like Walmart...

00:44:19.120 I feel like black people don't want to do nine-to-fives.

00:44:22.480 Nah.

00:44:23.720 Because it's fucked up.

00:44:24.940 It's a scam.

00:44:25.840 Because ain't no way I'm working for Walmart.

00:44:27.660 Y'all making a million dollars a day, and y'all only giving me nine dollars an hour.

00:44:31.200 Yeah.

00:44:31.300 It fucking sucks.

00:44:32.220 I can ring up somebody.

00:44:33.340 I can ring up 20 people, and they spending over $300, and I only get nine dollars?

00:44:39.040 Proud of this?

00:44:40.200 Raise that bitch up.

00:44:41.160 Yeah.

00:44:41.380 $30 an hour is not bad, Walmart.

00:44:43.440 And that's how you stop the revolving door.

00:44:45.420 That's why so many fucking people in Walmart.

00:44:47.920 But, I mean, you run a franchise, fuck it, let's pay our customers $100 an hour.

00:44:51.940 It's going to stop the revolving door.

00:44:53.740 It's going to stop the hiring progress.

00:44:55.440 And we don't have to fucking worry about, like, you know what I'm saying?

00:44:57.800 Because you spend so much money, people quitting, coming in and coming out, drug straining.

00:45:01.660 You spend them a lot of shit.

00:45:03.080 Yeah.

00:45:03.320 All of that extra shit.

00:45:04.060 Imagine if you get $100 an hour, Walmart, it will be a team.

00:45:08.640 You will know Stacy, Kim, Leisha, Brenda, Keisha.

00:45:13.420 All them, they will all be these same people.

00:45:15.340 We get $100 an hour.

00:45:16.320 But they treat them like shit.

00:45:17.480 Same shit with McDonald's.

00:45:18.900 Yeah.

00:45:19.080 Come the fuck home.

00:45:19.820 You can't give us $40 an hour?

00:45:21.420 I'm in here busting my ass, serving Big Macs in and out, and getting cussed out, getting

00:45:25.680 treated like shit.

00:45:26.700 And they got pedophiles in there.

00:45:28.420 It's hard as hell to serve something, you know, they got a man out there trying to touch,

00:45:32.680 you know, in the little, in the play area.

00:45:37.040 Yeah.

00:45:37.680 Them bitches was always out there in ours.

00:45:39.740 You'd go out there, dog.

00:45:40.780 You playing and you playing.

00:45:41.680 I don't know what McDonald's you went to, but we, you know.

00:45:44.560 Covington, Louisiana, bro.

00:45:45.760 We being that bitch.

00:45:46.860 They had a dude always out there.

00:45:49.720 Did he have, like.

00:45:50.740 Let's talk about this.

00:45:51.560 I have a thing.

00:45:52.320 Uh-huh.

00:45:52.820 So this is something that I think about sometimes.

00:45:56.460 Sometimes I always felt like a lot of black people thought like, oh, white people have

00:46:00.640 it so good about work and stuff.

00:46:03.320 Mm-hmm.

00:46:03.460 But then the whole time I was fucking working for somebody for, you know, it was like sometimes

00:46:09.460 it was felt like there was a perception that it was better.

00:46:13.040 And I know probably black people couldn't get hired for stuff, but then there was this

00:46:16.340 perception that it was fucking great.

00:46:18.240 Mm-hmm.

00:46:18.360 But then now you realize, I think now there's some more equality because you see like a

00:46:22.820 black dude just like, oh, this fucking sucks.

00:46:24.860 Mm-hmm.

00:46:24.980 This is what I've been waiting to get to.

00:46:26.420 Mm-hmm.

00:46:26.480 And this is fucking bullshit.

00:46:27.860 Mm-hmm.

00:46:28.340 You know?

00:46:28.460 I get it.

00:46:29.080 And it shows where they kind of like some jobs don't hire people because of that.

00:46:33.500 And different franchises.

00:46:35.240 And that's what they, you know what I'm saying?

00:46:36.980 I get that because it has happened where some people want to go work for Delta, but

00:46:41.400 they only hired a certain color.

00:46:42.820 That's like with the coaches in the NFL where they're saying they're getting more black coaches

00:46:46.280 in the NFL because they never have.

00:46:48.060 So, and then they get it.

00:46:49.120 They might not like it.

00:46:49.860 So, that's what you're going with.

00:46:50.860 Like, how they probably want something and they get it.

00:46:53.100 It's like, damn, this is not what the fuck I want.

00:46:54.660 It's not what it seems.

00:46:56.040 Well, just that it didn't like, I think sometimes it felt like there was this perception that it

00:47:00.280 was so great for like some white folks, some jobs, but then you get the job if

00:47:05.640 you're not white and you realize, oh, this shit wasn't even that great.

00:47:08.580 I thought it was great for them, but they're just up here getting.

00:47:11.440 Yeah, I want better than this shit.

00:47:12.800 Right.

00:47:13.020 I want, yeah.

00:47:13.440 Like, it's like sometimes if it's, I would feel like, oh, like some people thought like

00:47:20.540 it was magical being white, but it wasn't.

00:47:23.940 It just, but now it's just, now you see everybody's on damn depression meds.

00:47:27.620 It's just the same shit.

00:47:28.480 I'm crying in my car outside of a damn Jimmy John.

00:47:30.860 Like, this is just, it's nothing, it's not really that amazing for most people.

00:47:34.980 Most people are still working for even a bigger, fancier, white person.

00:47:38.700 Everything that glitter ain't go.

00:47:40.420 Right.

00:47:40.860 Right.

00:47:41.320 So that comes with people learning theyself.

00:47:44.580 And that's when you're happy with yourself, you're not worried about what the next motherfucker

00:47:47.640 doing.

00:47:48.080 So white, black, Mexican, once you worry about you and you worry about what the fuck your

00:47:51.500 goal is, you, you won't, you know what I'm saying?

00:47:54.160 You won't have to deal with that.

00:47:55.080 So it's a such thing that, uh, my dead grandpa that's still alive told me, he was just like,

00:48:01.020 basically when you drive in your car, you always got to look forward.

00:48:04.340 But when you look back to look at him, little motherfucker, it's a chance to wreck or you

00:48:09.080 going to swerve.

00:48:09.620 So at the end of the day, stay in your fucking lane and mind your fucking business and God

00:48:13.240 going to give you wherever you need to go.

00:48:14.920 If you believe in God, sorry, some people don't, but that's just what I got to say.

00:48:18.240 But if you, God going to take you wherever you got to go.

00:48:20.480 And if you believe in yourself, you going to take you where you need to go and that's

00:48:23.700 it.

00:48:23.820 But you cannot drive a car and feel like you're going to get where you need to go

00:48:28.040 looking back.

00:48:29.180 And that's when you say, where people like them, what they doing over there?

00:48:31.460 I want to go over there.

00:48:32.620 And then you fuck up and crash.

00:48:34.140 So it's being really true to yourself and manifesting.

00:48:38.200 So fuck all the race shit when it come to that.

00:48:40.840 If you want that, you can get it.

00:48:42.160 You might get it somewhere else and you can't get a job.

00:48:44.720 And, and I get it.

00:48:45.760 I'm from Kansas City, Missouri.

00:48:46.760 They don't really hire a lot of blacks on certain jobs, but I can't, I come to Atlanta and

00:48:50.080 I see them.

00:48:51.000 It's a world that can do it.

00:48:52.040 Sometimes you can just remove out of that place, go to a new fucking state.

00:48:55.580 Yeah.

00:48:56.180 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:56.640 Oh yeah.

00:48:57.100 Atlanta is fucking like February started a city and that motherfucking.

00:49:00.520 And it gives you a lot of opportunities.

00:49:02.620 So wow.

00:49:03.140 When you see what happens to a culture when they have a lot of money, it's pretty crazy.

00:49:06.340 Right.

00:49:07.260 Cause you didn't really, they didn't have it.

00:49:08.540 Atlanta wasn't like that like 30 years ago.

00:49:10.180 I didn't.

00:49:10.720 I wouldn't know.

00:49:11.900 Yeah.

00:49:12.040 I was broke.

00:49:12.760 So I just know what I'm like when I got money.

00:49:14.820 Right.

00:49:15.040 But it's crazy.

00:49:15.740 Atlanta's like, it's a, I mean, Atlanta's crazy.

00:49:17.660 It's a money now.

00:49:18.460 It's a money now.

00:49:18.980 And you see like a lot of black wealth.

00:49:20.140 It's like the first city in America that you really see, like really, really see it.

00:49:24.000 Oh, it's crazy, bro.

00:49:25.420 Yeah.

00:49:25.820 People riding.

00:49:26.580 One of my boys, baby daddy, sister, cousin-in-law bought a fucking pony.

00:49:32.140 Oh, damn.

00:49:33.300 And you would never see a black person with a pony, bro.

00:49:35.780 Yeah.

00:49:35.880 He bought it for his daughter.

00:49:37.420 Unreal.

00:49:38.060 Yeah.

00:49:38.500 That's fucking, when you got pony.

00:49:39.580 I didn't know that was for real.

00:49:41.300 Ponies are real.

00:49:42.360 Oh, I remember the first time I saw a golden retriever, bro.

00:49:44.600 An inside dog at somebody's house.

00:49:46.060 I went to somebody's house and this dog came around the corner and it was a golden retriever,

00:49:50.800 bro.

00:49:51.480 That's crazy.

00:49:52.200 I'd never seen a dog inside and that shit blew my fucking mind.

00:49:56.740 I'd never seen a dog that looked like it had gotten some sleep.

00:50:00.100 And that bitch came around and had nice hair.

00:50:02.420 Looked like Suzanne Somers.

00:50:03.580 You know who that is?

00:50:05.180 No.

00:50:05.860 Pull her up.

00:50:07.020 Suzanne Somers.

00:50:07.720 She sound familiar.

00:50:08.460 Oh, she was beautiful.

00:50:09.700 What are some things that you like to do?

00:50:11.720 Let me think.

00:50:12.880 I like to podcast.

00:50:14.000 I like to do stand up.

00:50:15.560 Do you do stand up?

00:50:16.500 That's her right there.

00:50:17.020 Yeah.

00:50:17.520 I've seen her before.

00:50:19.340 She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment.

00:50:22.660 Is she a porn star?

00:50:23.580 No, she just looks like that.

00:50:25.040 She sells a lot of pills and fitness equipment.

00:50:27.160 Oh.

00:50:28.860 What are some stuff I like to do?

00:50:30.380 I like to watch college basketball.

00:50:34.300 Mm-hmm.

00:50:34.760 And I like to, I've been looking for a wife, so I'm thinking about that.

00:50:39.220 What do you look for, right?

00:50:41.140 I don't know.

00:50:41.680 I want somebody that's going to be a good mother, and I want somebody that has like a

00:50:45.300 nice look in their eyes.

00:50:46.560 Like when I look in their eyes, they seem genuine, you know?

00:50:50.680 Mm-hmm.

00:50:50.860 They just have honest eyes, you know?

00:50:52.500 So do you, what do you feel like you bring to a woman that changed?

00:50:55.460 What do a woman get for fucking with you?

00:50:57.960 What do you bring to the table?

00:50:59.260 Ooh.

00:51:01.660 Besides money?

00:51:02.420 No, I mean, I don't, not, I mean, I bring some different, uh.

00:51:10.980 Besides dick?

00:51:12.600 Yeah, and I don't even bring the gray, I mean, I bring entry-level dick.

00:51:18.780 What's that?

00:51:19.280 It's like, the dick that would work in a mail room.

00:51:24.660 I'm not a big, I'm not the best, you know, I'm not.

00:51:26.600 Oh, you don't have big dick energy.

00:51:28.280 I got a decent, my wiener's decent, but I don't have, yeah, I don't have, I'm not like

00:51:32.260 a, I'm not fucking someone all night.

00:51:35.860 Mm-hmm.

00:51:36.340 Like some psychopath or whatever.

00:51:38.160 That's insane to me.

00:51:39.440 Yeah.

00:51:39.680 You know, if I, if somebody's.

00:51:41.840 So what do you cost a woman that's just fucking like from like 10 to 3?

00:51:45.880 God, that's fucking insane.

00:51:48.020 That's not like a damn, uh, a migrant worker or something.

00:51:52.140 That's not like somebody that's got a damn.

00:51:53.500 So for a million dollars, you couldn't do that?

00:51:57.040 Fuck, from 10 to 3?

00:51:58.820 Yeah.

00:51:59.340 Not a chance.

00:52:01.060 For 1 million?

00:52:02.240 Yeah.

00:52:03.200 Not a chance.

00:52:04.120 Just stop.

00:52:05.400 Five minute break, get back to it.

00:52:07.100 Stop.

00:52:09.100 No.

00:52:09.980 You think you'll die?

00:52:11.760 I don't think I'll die.

00:52:12.880 I think I would give up.

00:52:13.760 I would realize that I don't have it in me.

00:52:15.220 I think I would, I don't know.

00:52:18.240 I would coach the person though.

00:52:19.440 Yeah.

00:52:19.560 That's what I would do.

00:52:20.520 I would be a better coach.

00:52:21.740 I would be a better corner guy.

00:52:23.160 Mm-hmm.

00:52:23.300 For the dude during the five minutes, get over there, you know, put the ice on his back.

00:52:27.760 Mm-hmm.

00:52:28.200 You doing good, Ronnie, or whatever.

00:52:30.420 Mm-hmm.

00:52:30.680 Coach him up.

00:52:31.320 That's what I would be.

00:52:32.220 Mm-hmm.

00:52:33.120 I'll be like.

00:52:33.420 So you'd be like a cameraman?

00:52:35.440 No, I ain't being a cameraman.

00:52:36.740 I ain't watching that shit.

00:52:38.040 That's.

00:52:38.640 But you got it for you to tell him what to do better.

00:52:40.820 You got to watch.

00:52:42.740 Yeah, maybe I do have to.

00:52:43.700 Yeah, I would probably have like a monitor.

00:52:45.180 I don't want to hold the camera, but I would watch the monitor and coach him.

00:52:48.420 Yeah, give him that water bottle, like that durable MO.

00:52:50.340 So what's wrong with the cameraman?

00:52:52.660 How do you feel about like porn cameramen?

00:52:54.680 Like, what do you think they do?

00:52:55.640 Can you imagine them?

00:52:56.560 Like, what do you, if you was to paint a picture of a porno star camera guy, what do you just

00:53:01.480 see him as?

00:53:02.100 I see him as a dude, probably long mustache, probably a little bit of skeet hanging off

00:53:07.960 of that bitch that got, he got caught in a cross skeeting or whatever in a gang bang

00:53:13.560 and he's, that thing's just hanging off just like icicles, you know?

00:53:17.640 Um, I see him probably debt, like either desk, desperate for sex.

00:53:26.000 Really?

00:53:26.500 If you that close, you got to watch sex with a little machine or something.

00:53:29.920 You got to be that.

00:53:30.720 I mean, you seven inches from some asshole or something.

00:53:33.320 Um, you caught, I don't think you're doing real good.

00:53:36.660 You think that it's just kind of like, hey, he's be horny the whole time?

00:53:39.960 Oh, I think he's grossly horny.

00:53:42.100 Uh-huh.

00:53:42.600 I think he.

00:53:43.460 How much do you think they make?

00:53:46.500 Is it online?

00:53:47.220 Can you look that up?

00:53:48.140 Yeah.

00:53:48.300 How much does it make porn camera person?

00:53:50.120 Well, I can tell you, I know other freelance camera guys who do that and it's usually an hourly

00:53:53.760 rate, you know?

00:53:54.620 Um, I bet probably at least a thousand to two thousand a day.

00:53:58.540 No way.

00:54:00.080 For sure.

00:54:00.640 The actresses are only getting 600.

00:54:03.320 I, I'll look it up, but I'm, I would.

00:54:06.540 But that, I mean, if he, if he recording it, he got it.

00:54:09.540 Would I be a cameraman?

00:54:10.680 Yeah.

00:54:11.160 I actually, I probably could see myself doing that.

00:54:13.880 Actually doing it and just kind of like, I wear overalls with glasses and have a toothpick

00:54:18.380 in my mouth.

00:54:18.900 Yeah.

00:54:19.500 And I, I'd be so dope.

00:54:20.920 I'm like, you fucking that shit up.

00:54:22.660 So I'll be like, they'd know it's me.

00:54:25.140 And then I'm, I'll stand out to have my own camera production, but I have, my whole goal

00:54:30.500 is to stand out and then I end up getting away from porn and shooting movies and they'll

00:54:34.820 be like, oh, you fucking that shit up.

00:54:35.980 And I had that saying when people see me like, oh, that's the fucking that shit up, dude.

00:54:39.360 So then I have my own fan base and I get booked for clubs and I become fucking famous.

00:54:43.360 Yeah.

00:54:43.440 So sometimes you could take the worst job and just make the best out of it.

00:54:47.040 Cause like I told you, I used to work at McDonald's.

00:54:49.100 You wouldn't believe what I used to do.

00:54:50.520 Yeah.

00:54:50.980 I didn't know that you worked.

00:54:52.060 Yeah.

00:54:52.180 I was the dude, like when people get double patties, I just slid one out and just give

00:54:55.720 them like, you know, one single.

00:54:57.080 And they was like single patty, man.

00:54:59.260 Cause I don't think you need all that meat.

00:55:00.860 That's crazy.

00:55:01.880 I, well, uh, I think it depends.

00:55:03.940 I mean, people, you know, I'm not judging or anything, but I think people want their meat.

00:55:07.300 You know, if you, if you drive around the building.

00:55:09.420 Like how much meat do you be taking?

00:55:12.780 I mean, I'll be honest with you.

00:55:14.200 I had McDonald's last night and I had three patties.

00:55:17.080 That's crazy.

00:55:18.320 I had one quarter pounder and two cheeseburger patties.

00:55:21.920 You know, what's the most meat you could take?

00:55:24.200 You think?

00:55:24.520 I don't really take meat.

00:55:25.800 You stole that steak.

00:55:27.460 Yeah.

00:55:27.760 I tried.

00:55:29.080 You couldn't get it.

00:55:29.900 Yeah.

00:55:30.780 Went to jail and ever since then I changed my life.

00:55:33.520 Damn, bro.

00:55:34.040 Welcome back.

00:55:34.780 Yeah.

00:55:35.640 Do you, uh, do you fuck with mystical or anything like that?

00:55:39.040 Do you listen to anything like that?

00:55:39.600 Yeah.

00:55:39.620 Mystical danger.

00:55:40.740 Yeah.

00:55:40.980 Get on the flow.

00:55:41.960 He was unique, wasn't he?

00:55:42.880 The man right here.

00:55:44.000 He sing, he yelled all the fucking time.

00:55:46.460 He did.

00:55:46.940 He was angry about something.

00:55:48.260 Uh, how do you feel about Post Malone?

00:55:50.140 Uh, it was a thing and I want to get your side where they feel like, uh, this is from

00:55:54.220 Charlamagne to God.

00:55:55.100 He said he felt like he came over and stole like the black culture with the right Iverson.

00:55:59.420 Then he went over and just changed and never made nothing for that.

00:56:02.600 How do you feel about that?

00:56:03.640 Like, do you agree with him or disagree?

00:56:05.580 I think that that's silly for Charlamagne to say.

00:56:07.580 I think at this point, at, at some point we got to realize that there's, oh, I think

00:56:13.320 there's been a lot of culture vultures over the years, especially early on when, when

00:56:18.260 black people didn't have a lot of rights to their music, when they, they didn't even

00:56:21.640 know about business.

00:56:22.500 Like, even growing up poor and white, like I've had to learn, I've made a lot of poor

00:56:26.780 like business choice because I don't have anybody in my family doing anything in my

00:56:29.400 business.

00:56:29.640 Yeah.

00:56:29.940 Cause you was poor.

00:56:30.540 So you made poor decisions.

00:56:31.780 That makes sense.

00:56:32.500 Yeah.

00:56:32.680 Nobody was doing any business.

00:56:34.060 Nobody gets rich.

00:56:34.660 You start making rich decisions.

00:56:36.020 Yeah.

00:56:36.280 And then you start to know other rich people.

00:56:37.960 They tell you shit, you know?

00:56:40.480 Charlamagne, I think kind of have a, he seemed like, oh, he a troll.

00:56:46.180 A little bit.

00:56:47.200 He seemed like a, he have a kind of a womanly look.

00:56:50.000 He's beautiful.

00:56:50.960 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 You think that?

00:56:55.440 Who?

00:56:56.640 Charlamagne.

00:56:57.520 He's beautiful.

00:56:58.260 You think he's beautiful?

00:56:59.060 I mean, I fuck with Megan and Stalya and she's cute.

00:57:02.240 Yeah.

00:57:02.780 What if it was me and Charlamagne in the room?

00:57:04.620 Dude, you tell me Charlamagne ain't fine, bro.

00:57:07.540 Come on, dog.

00:57:08.600 You think that's a sex symbol?

00:57:11.140 I think if you put a, if he was in Japan or a.

00:57:14.500 A wig?

00:57:16.440 If he was a, yeah.

00:57:18.340 Oh, you put him in a wig, dog.

00:57:20.080 Some basketball player is going to fuck him.

00:57:24.300 What about a podcaster?

00:57:25.940 Like, with a hat on?

00:57:28.040 I don't know.

00:57:28.780 I'm not, right?

00:57:30.080 I'm not just speaking.

00:57:31.060 I'm just saying.

00:57:31.580 Not you.

00:57:32.120 Why?

00:57:32.280 No, we're not talking about you.

00:57:32.880 No, no.

00:57:33.340 Okay, okay.

00:57:33.980 Yeah.

00:57:34.760 I wouldn't do it.

00:57:35.900 I don't know.

00:57:35.980 No, no.

00:57:36.220 I wouldn't talk about you.

00:57:36.720 I'm just saying somebody that do podcasters and wear hats and like that speak their fucking

00:57:40.700 mind and they like green sweaters and shit.

00:57:42.420 Yeah, I don't know if they would do that to him.

00:57:47.560 But yeah, I don't, I think.

00:57:48.900 What do you feel like is sexy when it comes to women, like your women crush?

00:57:52.160 Oh, my women crush?

00:57:53.060 How do you feel about Britney Spears?

00:57:54.820 I used to love her, man, because she was from Louisiana.

00:57:56.760 That's where I'm from.

00:57:57.320 So I loved her, man.

00:57:59.760 And we all loved her.

00:58:01.020 What about now?

00:58:01.220 People was all, she was 16.

00:58:02.700 Now, she's gone off, man.

00:58:05.300 I think somebody did something bad to her.

00:58:06.980 I think they were pilling her up.

00:58:08.180 Is she still rich?

00:58:09.520 Yeah, she's still rich.

00:58:10.780 But I think they were putting pills in her and doing stuff like that.

00:58:14.100 You know?

00:58:15.000 That's what I think.

00:58:16.700 What do you think about her?

00:58:18.560 I feel like she just, sometimes I just feel like people do what they want to do.

00:58:22.680 And I feel like she, from what I heard, the documentary, she got held back from like living

00:58:27.400 her life.

00:58:27.900 So now this is her time to do it.

00:58:29.760 So sometimes people can miss out on the opportunity because people are like, damn, this is what

00:58:33.440 I want to do.

00:58:34.320 I feel like now she's getting to live her life.

00:58:36.460 That's my opinion.

00:58:37.140 Oh, like now she's free.

00:58:38.520 Yeah.

00:58:38.920 Oh, interesting.

00:58:39.420 And it's like, damn, she didn't get to learn, like, you know, or it might be, I got, I'm

00:58:44.140 living on a such thing as it's not no bad.

00:58:46.140 Because if you do it, you just going to live on your results.

00:58:48.640 So no matter what you do, just know it's not a bad thing.

00:58:50.920 Just know you're going to live what comes with it.

00:58:53.360 And if you don't want to live with it, just don't do it.

00:58:55.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:56.460 I'm not a racist.

00:58:57.320 I'm not a, like, an asshole.

00:58:58.620 I just live in good spirit, you know?

00:59:00.600 Because I don't want to do nothing I don't regret.

00:59:02.840 Like, you know, one time I got slapped and this dude was like, give me, uh, he was like,

00:59:06.720 give me a fucking car.

00:59:07.700 I'm like, you got it, bro.

00:59:09.120 That was it?

00:59:09.980 Yeah.

00:59:11.200 And he just wanted a vehicle?

00:59:12.700 Yeah.

00:59:13.140 Oh, damn.

00:59:14.400 That's like, yeah, that's one way to order an Uber right there, bro.

00:59:17.460 Damn.

00:59:18.080 That's fucking gangster.

00:59:19.140 And you actually get in front of it.

00:59:20.420 But the thing is, he didn't even know how much gas I got.

00:59:22.840 And if you're watching this goofy, I didn't even have no gas in the car.

00:59:25.420 So you had to stop and get gas.

00:59:27.620 Stupid ass.

00:59:28.440 That's the law, man.

00:59:29.400 That's the law of attraction.

00:59:30.840 I needed an oil change, too.

00:59:32.180 Oh, damn.

00:59:32.600 So that's what I said.

00:59:33.060 Sometimes you can take on people's problems.

00:59:35.000 And you don't know what's really under the hood.

00:59:37.220 Right.

00:59:37.680 You want to take on somebody's life, but you don't know what's under the hood.

00:59:39.500 That's like taking somebody's girl.

00:59:40.820 You take somebody's girl and don't even know what the fuck wrong with her.

00:59:43.780 And you got a lot of shit to deal with.

00:59:45.480 Yo, yo, yo, yo, lip on a podcast.

00:59:47.440 What that's for, Mike?

00:59:48.180 Yeah, but it's just, I feel that, man.

00:59:49.900 Sometimes you want somebody's girl and then you get, or you really even have to talk to her for five minutes.

00:59:54.140 And you're like, damn, somebody, we got to let this bitch go back.

00:59:56.580 But, you know, that happens a lot.

00:59:59.140 When you play rock, paper, scissors, what do you usually pick?

01:00:01.140 Like rock, paper, or scissors?

01:00:03.820 What's your average?

01:00:05.300 I'll go scissors, I think.

01:00:06.480 All right, let's play.

01:00:07.360 All right.

01:00:10.340 I thought you said scissors.

01:00:12.020 Yeah, but I switched it up.

01:00:14.020 Oh.

01:00:16.080 Let me ask you this, man.

01:00:17.240 What else do you, so you get to Atlanta, right?

01:00:20.000 Mm-hmm.

01:00:20.400 You get to Atlanta.

01:00:21.420 Do you start to meet some of your idols and heroes and stuff?

01:00:23.660 Like that must have been pretty cool.

01:00:24.420 You know, I just met Kevin Hartley yesterday.

01:00:25.720 Nuh-uh.

01:00:26.360 Did you really?

01:00:27.060 I posted a picture.

01:00:27.700 Yeah, I met him.

01:00:28.640 He's actually dope.

01:00:29.700 He actually was cool as fuck.

01:00:32.260 And I had took a picture with him, and I was thinking I'm about to take the picture and leave.

01:00:36.260 But he's like, man, stay around.

01:00:37.260 Talk.

01:00:37.500 Let's chill, man.

01:00:38.120 I actually fuck with your content.

01:00:39.300 You a funny dude.

01:00:40.520 And he was like, get in the stand-up.

01:00:42.120 He's like, man, you're not doing stand-up.

01:00:43.360 We fucking waiting.

01:00:44.360 We getting, yeah.

01:00:45.240 He's like, we fucking waiting.

01:00:46.780 And he's like, man, get out.

01:00:47.680 Like, you see, you have to be like drink.

01:00:49.160 And I'm sitting there.

01:00:49.840 I put my arm around him.

01:00:50.680 I got comfortable.

01:00:51.720 Like, you know what I'm saying?

01:00:52.940 Yeah.

01:00:53.100 But he was just like, damn, man.

01:00:54.180 And this is the first time I did not know how to ask for a picture.

01:00:57.160 And I'm like, damn.

01:00:58.500 Like, because so many people be bold.

01:00:59.840 You get it.

01:01:00.560 Were you eating?

01:01:01.220 And people are like, hey, yo, I want a picture with you.

01:01:02.500 And you're like, bro, I'm fucking eating.

01:01:03.600 How do you have the courage to come around me and my family?

01:01:06.340 Say, yo, let me get a picture.

01:01:07.340 Like, that shit is bold.

01:01:08.780 So even me talking to him after we talked for like four to three minutes, I did not

01:01:12.460 know.

01:01:12.620 I'm like, fuck, I want this picture.

01:01:13.940 Also, I want to take it back to the hood.

01:01:15.320 Like, this is a hood trophy.

01:01:16.980 Yeah.

01:01:17.540 Like, and I know, like, no matter what, if I don't be shit, I got a picture with Kevin

01:01:20.900 Hart.

01:01:21.480 Yeah.

01:01:22.400 Like, right now, if I'm not shit, I'm just flexing with that.

01:01:24.820 I just said I signed the deal with Kevin Hart.

01:01:26.780 I'm breaking movies.

01:01:27.980 And then guess what?

01:01:28.960 They all coming.

01:01:29.780 I got, that picture is going to give me three months worth of pussy right there.

01:01:34.500 Damn.

01:01:35.080 That's a lot.

01:01:36.080 Yeah.

01:01:36.620 That's a big trade-off.

01:01:37.520 And did, um, was he, uh, who was like a first person you met like that?

01:01:42.120 Cause Atlanta, did you get to meet too short?

01:01:44.100 You met too short?

01:01:45.080 That was one I really wanted to take a picture with.

01:01:47.000 And I was at the airport.

01:01:48.100 And he passed away, huh?

01:01:49.480 No.

01:01:50.820 Didn't he?

01:01:52.740 Can you look up too short deceased?

01:01:55.960 I think he did pass away, man.

01:01:57.420 I'm sorry.

01:01:58.840 No, that's.

01:02:00.140 I'm sorry, man.

01:02:00.800 No, that's too tall.

01:02:01.660 No, he's still here.

01:02:02.640 Praise God, baby.

01:02:04.020 Damn.

01:02:05.180 No, you talking about too tall.

01:02:06.400 Or was it the white version too short?

01:02:08.440 Now, maybe Ed, Ed Jones, I think was hitting in with too tall.

01:02:11.380 How do you get too short mixed with Ed Jones?

01:02:13.640 Well, he was too tall.

01:02:14.780 I think Ed too tall Jones.

01:02:16.140 Was he somebody?

01:02:17.760 Oh, do y'all got a white version Tupac, too short?

01:02:20.700 We got, who is it?

01:02:21.860 A white version of Tupac.

01:02:23.160 I would say we kind of had Mac Miller.

01:02:26.120 Yeah, no.

01:02:27.020 I wouldn't.

01:02:27.760 That's Ed too tall Jones right there.

01:02:30.280 He's also alive.

01:02:31.440 That's Dipp.

01:02:32.180 And he's dead or not?

01:02:33.180 No, he's alive.

01:02:33.960 Oh, good, man.

01:02:35.260 What?

01:02:36.040 They both good.

01:02:37.800 Jackson, Tennessee.

01:02:38.720 That's where he's from.

01:02:43.980 Who is?

01:02:44.520 Yeah, let's do versions.

01:02:45.680 Who is the, okay, who is y'all's Chris Farley, bro?

01:02:49.280 Who's Chris Farley again?

01:02:50.260 Or who is not y'all's?

01:02:51.720 Who do you think is a black version of Chris Farley?

01:02:54.940 Chris Farley, bring him up.

01:02:56.160 Tommy Boy, remember him?

01:02:59.460 He was on Saturday Night Live with Chris Rock.

01:03:01.660 Who would be our-

01:03:03.020 He might be too old of a reference for you.

01:03:04.140 You want to know who he is?

01:03:05.020 No, he's not.

01:03:06.320 Oh, boy, off of Keenan and Kel.

01:03:09.040 What's Keenan?

01:03:10.660 I think he is.

01:03:11.060 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:03:12.160 Not the, that was the one that lost weight.

01:03:14.360 He don't see you in the Saturday Night Live.

01:03:15.780 I feel like them two.

01:03:17.440 You get it?

01:03:17.980 You can see it?

01:03:18.700 I can see he being ours.

01:03:21.260 What about that one where the guy lives in the house, it's a sitcom, and he always, I don't think it's like a Madea show, but it's like, did Madea have a sitcom?

01:03:32.820 Do you know?

01:03:33.400 Yeah, she had like a, Mr. Brown, you got, I don't know, it's a lot.

01:03:37.160 It's so many, Madea got a lot of shit.

01:03:38.100 Yeah, there was always this one kind of character, the dad.

01:03:41.060 He wasn't real fat, though.

01:03:42.080 He was a little thick, but-

01:03:44.040 Who was y'all Will Smith?

01:03:44.760 Oh, damn, that's a good one, bro.

01:03:50.520 So they would probably have to be tall.

01:03:53.480 It's just work ethic, same type of energy, probably neck and neck.

01:03:56.640 You can line them up.

01:03:57.420 That could be Matthew McConaughey, bro.

01:04:09.680 Who's y'all Nicki Minaj?

01:04:12.000 Ooh.

01:04:12.980 Lady Gaga?

01:04:13.580 I don't know if she throws that hole like Nicki does, though.

01:04:23.020 May I?

01:04:25.840 I don't know if we have one.

01:04:27.400 I think we tried to have one with that girl, Iguodala, no.

01:04:33.280 Oh, Iggy.

01:04:34.100 Iggy.

01:04:34.680 I think that's her.

01:04:35.360 That was our attempt at having a Nicki Minaj.

01:04:37.600 Sometimes you don't even get the same thing.

01:04:39.740 Like Carrot Top, right?

01:04:40.960 I feel like they don't really have a black Carrot Top.

01:04:44.720 So how do you feel about Justin Bieber?

01:04:46.520 I feel like he's so dope.

01:04:47.740 He got all the type of culture.

01:04:48.880 That's one guy that marketed the shit out of him where he got everybody to love him.

01:04:51.920 He did.

01:04:52.260 And just stay out the way and stay clean.

01:04:54.460 He came to a show of mine, man, in New York, actually, a few years ago.

01:04:58.840 He had been sick.

01:05:01.200 He likes funny shit, too.

01:05:02.620 Yeah, he does.

01:05:03.520 Yeah, he likes comedy.

01:05:04.480 He does.

01:05:05.220 And you're right.

01:05:06.420 He loves people.

01:05:07.040 So it is something.

01:05:08.080 When I see Justin and I see his energy, I feel inspired to love everybody.

01:05:14.500 Yeah.

01:05:15.340 That's the best way to do it.

01:05:17.220 Like in angry people, it's crazy.

01:05:19.820 You know, the people that just hunk their horn and get mad, blink or get over.

01:05:23.340 You're going to be that same person that want to get over and somebody going to hunk at you.

01:05:26.420 So don't do what the fuck you don't want done to you.

01:05:29.100 Yeah.

01:05:29.840 Well, it's easier said than done, too.

01:05:32.040 But I feel you, you know.

01:05:33.420 Yeah.

01:05:33.820 But it was cool.

01:05:34.760 He came out to a show.

01:05:35.760 They came out.

01:05:36.300 He hadn't been out in a long time because he'd been sick.

01:05:40.720 And him and Carl Lentz, who was a pastor, they came out to my comedy show in New York.

01:05:44.520 And I didn't even get to see him.

01:05:46.040 They came.

01:05:47.620 And they left a gift for me in the green room.

01:05:51.000 And they stayed for about maybe half of the show.

01:05:54.280 And Carl said that Justin wasn't feeling good.

01:05:56.260 And so they left.

01:05:57.280 What R&B do you listen to?

01:06:01.000 Let me see.

01:06:01.800 I like to listen to.

01:06:06.920 Let me think about what I would call.

01:06:08.500 Singing.

01:06:09.080 Like, who is like a pop, like artist?

01:06:12.480 When I was growing up, I used to listen to Tevin Campbell's.

01:06:16.140 Can we talk for a minute?

01:06:20.500 And then, I mean, I listen to like the, you know, a lot of the regular guys, Michael Jackson.

01:06:26.000 But then I got into rap and I listened to like a lot of like Lil Wayne, Cash Money, Mystical.

01:06:35.380 Speaking of Louisiana, I feel like you and Kevin Gates would go at it.

01:06:38.260 Just kind of like awkward conversation for awkward conversation.

01:06:41.420 It could be.

01:06:42.080 I would like to see Kevin Gates.

01:06:43.420 You know, he's kind of a wild cat.

01:06:44.820 He kind of got that Native American.

01:06:46.680 You know, he's got some real roots in him.

01:06:48.720 He did that Caleb Presley show.

01:06:50.400 So, yeah, I can see y'all got to make that happen.

01:06:54.840 It would be cool.

01:06:55.400 Kevin Gates.

01:06:57.300 What about you?

01:06:58.980 What are some of your other goals?

01:07:00.000 So, obviously, you have this unique ability to kind of create a different angle of looking at things.

01:07:07.520 That's what I feel like is one of your strong suits to me.

01:07:10.760 It's like this is a different, this humor.

01:07:13.960 Huh?

01:07:14.400 Third eye.

01:07:14.920 It's a third eye, bet.

01:07:16.140 Yeah.

01:07:16.640 You got a third eye.

01:07:18.460 So, do you want to like make a movie?

01:07:21.440 What do you want to do?

01:07:22.220 Are you already doing everything you want?

01:07:23.440 Working on movies.

01:07:24.840 That's why I came down here to get that done.

01:07:27.020 Stand up.

01:07:27.640 I go on tour.

01:07:28.780 We're going to Minnesota.

01:07:29.840 I'm with Desi Banks.

01:07:30.960 I'm at the time.

01:07:31.560 He got to come on your show.

01:07:34.140 We're going on tour with him.

01:07:36.440 And like I said, you inspired me.

01:07:38.400 Desi inspired me.

01:07:39.000 Okay, Mark, this was the run like I really need getting to stand up.

01:07:41.880 And even watching your shit, you don't give a fuck.

01:07:44.140 And when you're on stage and you don't give a fuck, it makes them laugh more.

01:07:46.980 My thing was focusing on the crowd.

01:07:48.740 It goes back to where I told you when that lady spent her $10,000.

01:07:51.680 I so focused on I want them happy.

01:07:53.980 They spent their money because people complain if they don't get their food right.

01:07:57.820 They complain.

01:07:58.320 They don't get their shirt right.

01:07:59.660 So, when people spend their money, they complain.

01:08:01.680 Even when shit is free, they still complain.

01:08:03.740 Yeah.

01:08:04.120 That's crazy.

01:08:04.660 I can't worry about that though.

01:08:05.540 I got to do me and do on that stage.

01:08:07.420 And at the end of the day, just know it's going to be complainers and lovers.

01:08:10.660 So, I was so worried about the negative side.

01:08:12.880 That's what I said.

01:08:13.300 People worry about nothing.

01:08:14.040 You forget about the positive.

01:08:15.520 I'm like, fuck.

01:08:16.440 It's half and half.

01:08:17.500 And your whole goal was to just get everybody in that room on the same page.

01:08:20.680 Because it comes back to what we said earlier.

01:08:22.300 This is my closet.

01:08:23.700 So, if I open this bitch, you in here, just know this is all my wardrobe.

01:08:27.380 This is all me.

01:08:28.000 Well, I think also people getting to know you a little bit more, even just as a human, that makes them even be more understanding.

01:08:35.720 This is what I've found, right?

01:08:36.940 If I make mistakes, if I'm learning about something, if I'm thinking about something, if I'm learning how to be honest about talking about any thoughts I have about race stuff, anything like that.

01:08:47.620 If I'm, people will ride with you as long as you're trying to be true to whatever you are, if you make mistakes or not.

01:08:55.920 Most people will ride with you as a human, you know?

01:08:58.840 Like, it's, you know, because there's more to, you know, people love the humor, but then also they get to know the person, you know?

01:09:04.660 There's a lot of artists out there that people start to love the person.

01:09:08.260 You know, it's interesting.

01:09:09.320 It's almost like they supersede their own talent because people are like, oh, I'll watch them almost in anything they do because there's just something about them.

01:09:17.240 And that's something that I really like.

01:09:18.400 And sometimes people got to know when lights, camera, action, some people just show up for cameras and they ain't even know who they are.

01:09:23.300 So people are trying to be like, oh, this and that.

01:09:26.060 And he shouldn't have said that.

01:09:27.580 And it's like, he just fucking said that on camera because he ain't said that day in his fucking life.

01:09:32.280 So, but like I said, you're going to live in what you say nowadays.

01:09:35.100 But I feel like back in the day when you used to do shit, they didn't give a fuck.

01:09:39.140 Without social, there's a lot of shit going on and people didn't give a fuck because, you know, I'm not putting the energy in to pay attention to it.

01:09:45.700 But now you can scroll and see 5,000 comments.

01:09:48.600 It's like, oh, let me say something, too.

01:09:50.360 It's like jumping people.

01:09:51.920 It's like one person say something.

01:09:53.140 It's like, let's jump this motherfucker.

01:09:54.940 So it's just kind of like you're going to get jumped in the comments.

01:09:57.380 And it's just like they might even mean that.

01:09:59.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:59.880 So that's what I say.

01:10:00.440 You got to watch what you say.

01:10:01.660 And like even with, you know, people that getting on me are probably watching this podcast.

01:10:05.940 I've been, I did that podcast.

01:10:09.400 The dudes at the table, Fresh and Fit.

01:10:12.080 Have you seen that shit?

01:10:12.760 I did it before.

01:10:13.380 You never seen that shit before?

01:10:15.500 I haven't.

01:10:15.940 Oh, you got to look up the.

01:10:18.900 Is it good?

01:10:19.420 Pull up a piece of it, Zachary.

01:10:21.860 Get that Fresh and Fit, huh?

01:10:23.760 So this is what they say.

01:10:26.360 It's a bunch of loser guys that can't get girls.

01:10:29.040 And they listen to two guys.

01:10:30.560 And they just bring girls on the show to bash them.

01:10:33.760 But I mean, I don't know what to call it.

01:10:37.520 Oh, dang.

01:10:38.360 That seems, is it kind of cold?

01:10:39.800 Or is it funny?

01:10:42.940 It's funny moments on there.

01:10:44.680 But like I said, it's just how you tell.

01:10:45.800 I'm not a sensitive person.

01:10:47.040 Like if you're not comfortable on the show, fucking leave.

01:10:49.160 If you, like me, I already put up a fight.

01:10:51.420 If you feel like they're bad assholes, be asshole with them back.

01:10:53.420 Like I'm a Metro Energy and I'm gonna embarrass you like you're trying to embarrass me.

01:10:56.380 So where do you, so you have a lot of good like kind of theories on your own behavior

01:10:59.400 and ways to like kind of navigate yourself.

01:11:01.960 Where does some of that come from for you?

01:11:03.520 Uh, that's funny.

01:11:05.340 Actually, just getting lack of attention as a child and just being the one that's counted last.

01:11:10.440 So with being counted last and always being the bottom, it was like, what the fuck can I do to get to the top?

01:11:14.600 And when I get to the top, I always remember when I was last.

01:11:16.960 So now I'm here, keep both of those energy.

01:11:19.540 Keep that shit equal.

01:11:20.840 So that's why I was just like, don't go overboard, don't go underboard.

01:11:23.720 Because at the end of the day, it's gonna be people that was in my spot.

01:11:26.800 I want them to know we can get up here and be okay.

01:11:29.720 It's like.

01:11:30.640 Did you have, did y'all have a lot of children, your folks?

01:11:33.020 Yeah, we got a lot of kids.

01:11:34.240 Yeah, my mama got four kids.

01:11:36.940 And it was just her?

01:11:38.140 She got, yes, four kids.

01:11:39.960 She got four different baby daddies.

01:11:41.660 She's not a hoe, but that's like, I mean, in the hood, that technically make you a hoe.

01:11:46.300 She did it.

01:11:46.940 She had a kid each year.

01:11:48.160 Sorry, man.

01:11:48.840 But she had a kid each year.

01:11:50.420 So she like fucked on one person each year.

01:11:53.040 Right.

01:11:53.520 So it was like.

01:11:54.260 That's great.

01:11:54.820 These days, that's great.

01:11:56.160 Yeah.

01:11:57.240 A nigga a year?

01:11:58.120 Yeah.

01:11:59.920 That's good, I think.

01:12:00.800 Yeah.

01:12:00.960 But when you look at it, it look like she just was fucking.

01:12:03.920 Right.

01:12:04.160 Yeah.

01:12:04.360 And that's, yeah, that's why she should carry a little car with her and show people how it

01:12:07.400 broke down.

01:12:08.040 Yeah, exactly.

01:12:08.820 Or wear a shirt, get a shirt made.

01:12:10.200 Yeah.

01:12:10.460 And have the dates on it.

01:12:11.300 Yeah.

01:12:11.440 Like 2002, like how they win the championship.

01:12:14.040 Yeah.

01:12:14.400 Randy, Wendell.

01:12:15.460 Yeah.

01:12:15.780 Yeah.

01:12:16.140 Brady.

01:12:16.900 Yeah.

01:12:17.180 Oh, yeah.

01:12:18.080 Yeah.

01:12:18.980 That should be dope.

01:12:19.700 That's crazy.

01:12:20.160 Yeah.

01:12:20.260 We had four.

01:12:20.720 My mom had four kids too, man.

01:12:22.460 You was your mama a hoe too?

01:12:23.620 Yeah.

01:12:23.940 My mom actually dated a black guy when I was growing up.

01:12:27.640 She dated a black Jewish guy.

01:12:29.780 Did you like him?

01:12:31.060 Yeah.

01:12:31.440 He was interesting.

01:12:32.480 We didn't, you know, we didn't know.

01:12:34.640 She didn't accept him until she didn't introduce y'all to her.

01:12:37.620 Oh, she did.

01:12:38.400 He came around.

01:12:39.200 He was interesting.

01:12:40.440 He was really.

01:12:40.700 He like used to eat y'all snacks and shit?

01:12:43.060 Oh, he didn't try to touch me or anything like that.

01:12:44.640 No, eat y'all snacks.

01:12:45.320 Not that.

01:12:45.940 Y'all get your food snacks and shit.

01:12:47.500 Your food.

01:12:48.460 No, no, no.

01:12:49.480 He like, I think he.

01:12:50.280 So when we were from, like, snacks is like our candy, our shit, our snacks, chips.

01:12:55.080 Our chat.

01:12:55.480 Like, I'm step daddy.

01:12:56.680 That type of snacks.

01:12:57.640 Okay.

01:12:58.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:58.760 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:59.360 I think, yeah.

01:13:00.280 I love, black people love chips, I notice.

01:13:02.820 That's one thing.

01:13:03.280 That's safe.

01:13:04.300 That's a fact.

01:13:05.440 We love chips, yeah.

01:13:06.280 Yeah.

01:13:07.780 But this man, no.

01:13:09.520 Mom didn't.

01:13:10.680 He was nice.

01:13:11.600 I didn't know.

01:13:12.100 He taught us some different stuff.

01:13:13.460 Oh, he bought us tickets to the first football game I ever went to.

01:13:16.380 Oh, he wanted to go.

01:13:17.320 So he just took y'all.

01:13:19.420 Yeah, he just actually, they just dropped us off.

01:13:21.700 So they might have went to fuck, honestly.

01:13:22.980 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:13:23.700 Damn.

01:13:24.040 I didn't even think about that till just then.

01:13:25.120 But, I mean, honestly, that meant he paid for it, her.

01:13:27.820 Because he paid for y'all to get the tickets to get that.

01:13:30.060 Yeah, look, it was nice of him.

01:13:31.300 It was a business transaction.

01:13:32.900 But it was interesting, man.

01:13:34.440 I'm trying to think.

01:13:35.520 Yeah, when I was growing up, they had.

01:13:37.620 What do you feel about Triple H?

01:13:39.740 The.

01:13:41.640 Wrestler.

01:13:42.040 Wrestler?

01:13:42.480 Yeah.

01:13:44.360 I think I maybe, I don't have a big thought on him.

01:13:47.920 My favorite wrestler probably was, I like Undertaker.

01:13:53.880 Yeah, he was good.

01:13:54.700 It's so many versions of him.

01:13:56.700 Last Ride, the dead one.

01:13:58.440 It's so many.

01:13:59.420 I'm so fucked up about Kane.

01:14:00.980 I don't know what happened.

01:14:01.700 He came out cool and then he just got fat and sloppy.

01:14:04.460 It was like, what the fuck happened to Kane?

01:14:06.320 Yeah, I think he may.

01:14:07.180 He could have had some medical issues.

01:14:08.420 Or some of those guys.

01:14:09.160 I don't think it was the same person.

01:14:10.620 Oh, you think they switched him?

01:14:12.620 Damn.

01:14:13.000 Remember, he was fit.

01:14:14.400 Yeah.

01:14:15.600 Bring up a Kane if you can, Zachary.

01:14:17.620 The Kane years, if you can bring up all the images.

01:14:19.420 The Kane years.

01:14:20.400 Dude, you know who, the craziest thing I ever saw was at the, when The Rock came back, I

01:14:25.100 was at WWE, right?

01:14:26.580 Mm-hmm.

01:14:27.440 And Mexican people love wrestling, bro.

01:14:30.760 Mm-hmm.

01:14:30.940 I saw a father and son, bro.

01:14:33.400 They didn't know The Rock was coming back and they like, and he came run out and they

01:14:37.620 both started bawling, crying, bro.

01:14:39.880 Yeah.

01:14:40.420 The Rock is, remember that baby when he met, just he posted on his page?

01:14:44.500 Uh-uh.

01:14:44.960 Yeah, he fucking, yeah, The Rock is a fucking genius and dope.

01:14:50.040 It's funny, like, it was dope.

01:14:51.500 He actually followed me.

01:14:52.440 I was like, damn.

01:14:53.000 Did he really?

01:14:53.780 Yeah, he followed me.

01:14:54.560 So.

01:14:54.760 Damn, bro.

01:14:55.360 And it was like, damn, The Rock, like, actually sitting like, damn, that shit dope.

01:15:00.200 Isn't it crazy to realize sometimes when you see people, certain people that follow

01:15:03.160 you, like, that's kind of.

01:15:03.900 And they look up to you, like, now, and like your content?

01:15:05.900 Or just that they even know who you are, bro.

01:15:08.440 Yeah.

01:15:08.600 Like, if they saw you somewhere, they would come up and say something.

01:15:11.700 That's crazy.

01:15:12.740 Well, the hardest part is when they know you, you still got to keep getting known for that

01:15:15.800 and be fresh and stay clean.

01:15:18.320 That's pressure.

01:15:18.700 You don't want them to be like, yeah, well, I used to, like, you know what I'm saying?

01:15:22.160 That's why you got to watch what you say, watch what you do, and just treat everybody

01:15:24.960 with respect.

01:15:26.060 And if you feel some type of way, share with your best friend.

01:15:28.620 That's why you got a best friend.

01:15:30.580 Every secret ain't meant to be told on the internet.

01:15:33.000 So if you feel something, keep that shit to yourself.

01:15:35.140 Like, that shit.

01:15:36.680 You know what I'm saying?

01:15:37.120 Now, you can't tell your girlfriend, they break up, and then they hate you.

01:15:39.620 But tell your brother or some shit.

01:15:41.400 But nowadays, you can't, because they'll get money.

01:15:43.420 Nowadays, just don't say shit, honestly.

01:15:45.880 Leave it for me.

01:15:46.780 Keep the shit to yourself.

01:15:48.260 Yeah.

01:15:48.980 Get in the shower and just talk to yourself about the shit you're going through.

01:15:53.440 Do you think, were any of your siblings really funny, too?

01:15:57.420 Did y'all have funny instances?

01:15:58.260 Yeah, no, we had a funny family.

01:15:59.540 Y'all did?

01:16:00.300 Yeah, we had a funny, dysfunctional family.

01:16:05.560 That's fucking funny.

01:16:06.340 I got a brother that, like, check on me.

01:16:08.300 He'd be like, yo, what you doing?

01:16:09.360 He'd be like, I love the new video.

01:16:11.060 What's the next one?

01:16:11.860 I'd tell him, he'd be like, yo, can I have $5,000?

01:16:14.260 And it's like, he'd lead me right into that punch.

01:16:16.020 And he'd be like, yo, congratulations, bro.

01:16:17.580 Like, that love video.

01:16:18.880 When do you win the next interview?

01:16:19.960 Then I'd tell him, like, yo, you got $500 to send me?

01:16:22.000 So it's like, he always smacked me with this thing, where it's just kind of like, bro.

01:16:25.100 He always gets you with that love punch.

01:16:26.540 Like, bro, like, don't, just ask for the fucking money.

01:16:29.160 And don't ask, I hate when family asks for money to borrow, and they're not going to pay you back.

01:16:32.560 Yeah, borrow is the worst word.

01:16:34.160 Yeah.

01:16:34.660 Yeah.

01:16:35.500 Isn't it crazy, like, is it crazy to look at your own life and be like, wow, this really is my life sometimes?

01:16:40.940 Mm-hmm.

01:16:41.840 Because I'm a lame.

01:16:43.600 I like to play the game.

01:16:44.580 I don't like clubbing.

01:16:45.460 I don't like smoking or drinking.

01:16:47.120 I like to laugh.

01:16:47.920 I like to look at awkward shit, make shit awkward.

01:16:50.840 Yeah.

01:16:51.100 Like, you know what I'm saying, the whole podcast was awkward, funny, but some people

01:16:54.280 will probably look at it like, they're going to probably say shit about you, say shit about

01:16:57.440 me.

01:16:57.660 But I have a third eye, like, this shit was actually funny.

01:17:00.140 Laugh and fucking go to sleep.

01:17:02.080 Like, at the end of the day, I like, you know, my favorite movie is Superbad.

01:17:06.560 It was just about a lot of weird, funny shit.

01:17:09.820 Do they have a good, you know what?

01:17:12.580 It is interesting, like, do they have a black version of Superbad?

01:17:15.120 Like, Friday.

01:17:15.760 I say, like, Friday at the next, that would be kind of, like, our hit.

01:17:19.460 You got Bad Boys 2, like, which is kind of like comedy, but just a bunch of high school

01:17:25.220 kids.

01:17:26.080 Nah, we ain't got one.

01:17:26.720 They kind of need that version, huh?

01:17:28.000 Yeah, we need that.

01:17:28.320 That shit's missing, isn't it?

01:17:29.780 Yeah.

01:17:29.900 That's something that's missing.

01:17:30.700 We need to step in our culture and actually be together and start doing projects with us.

01:17:35.500 We can do that, like, and sometimes it takes people's ego that feels like, I built

01:17:40.380 my platform, I don't want to share it.

01:17:42.140 Like, you know, but we need that.

01:17:43.560 Everybody need it for their culture.

01:17:44.900 Oh, that's one thing I noticed about Joe, that's one thing that Joe Rogan does really

01:17:47.740 well.

01:17:48.340 That dude shares his platform.

01:17:50.320 He shares, he put, I mean, whoever, he'll put the smallest dude or the biggest dude,

01:17:53.900 you know, he puts, he puts people on, you know.

01:17:57.320 That's always one thing that I really admire about him.

01:17:59.520 I'm here, you know, if you ever can.

01:18:01.680 I'll do an interview with him.

01:18:03.460 Yeah.

01:18:04.060 Yeah.

01:18:04.340 That'd be cool.

01:18:04.860 I'll recommend you.

01:18:05.760 I will, I'll throw that in his ear.

01:18:07.300 That'd be really interesting.

01:18:08.420 He's an interesting guy.

01:18:08.820 That'd be crazy if you said it and then don't do it.

01:18:10.220 That'd be dope.

01:18:11.460 Well, here's what, you know what I'll do?

01:18:12.560 I'll send some of his stuff, some of your stuff to him.

01:18:16.900 Well, you got to get this guy on there.

01:18:18.940 Yeah.

01:18:19.840 Or you can say like, yo, we did a podcast.

01:18:23.200 This guy's just kind of like a fucking groupie.

01:18:26.020 Bro, do something with him, bro.

01:18:27.300 And then I'll pay you.

01:18:28.280 And then if he say no, you can fuck around.

01:18:32.160 Take $5,000.

01:18:33.840 Okay.

01:18:34.000 Transfer it into like my bank account.

01:18:36.920 Yeah.

01:18:37.140 And then send me over your social security number, your debit card, front and back.

01:18:40.440 This is not a scam.

01:18:41.220 It might sound like it, but keep up with me.

01:18:42.680 Okay.

01:18:42.980 You send me your route numbers to your bank account.

01:18:45.440 All right.

01:18:45.760 Front and back.

01:18:47.260 Transfer the funds.

01:18:48.440 Mm-hmm.

01:18:48.780 And then just send me credit card shit.

01:18:51.600 You will be blocked.

01:18:52.620 I'm going to block you, but that's part of the progress.

01:18:54.940 Don't freak out.

01:18:55.660 Don't say, oh, what the fuck?

01:18:56.720 It's getting nervous.

01:18:57.760 Yeah.

01:18:57.920 I will come back in a year or so and I'll pay you back.

01:19:00.280 And you're going to email me, right?

01:19:01.380 Yeah.

01:19:02.900 All right.

01:19:03.860 Yeah, we can do that.

01:19:04.880 That checks out.

01:19:05.460 You trust me?

01:19:06.080 Yeah, as long as you email me.

01:19:07.480 What do I do?

01:19:07.900 Just wait by the email?

01:19:08.880 Yeah, just wait by the email.

01:19:10.300 And that's what I said.

01:19:11.180 That's how the thing goes.

01:19:13.640 And then it's basically like making $50,000 into $100,000.

01:19:18.380 So if you want $50,000 into $100,000, you give me the $50,000.

01:19:22.980 And then it's going to take probably two or three weeks.

01:19:26.080 Yeah.

01:19:26.500 Because why?

01:19:27.720 What?

01:19:28.320 I'm busy.

01:19:28.700 The wires or something?

01:19:29.620 No, I'm busy.

01:19:30.220 I'm saying I'm busy with the money.

01:19:31.540 Let me do my thing.

01:19:32.720 Okay.

01:19:32.920 And then you end up, you know what I'm saying?

01:19:35.140 You're going to send me that.

01:19:36.360 And then you just say, what's going on?

01:19:37.660 Give me three.

01:19:38.200 Don't bother me while I'm doing it.

01:19:39.440 If you do, you'll get blocked.

01:19:40.420 But that's part of like, you freaking out.

01:19:42.360 You will block you.

01:19:43.180 I'm going to be nervous probably then, huh?

01:19:44.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:19:44.840 But you'll freak out.

01:19:45.680 But I'm telling you now, that's part of the progress.

01:19:47.240 So you shouldn't be nervous.

01:19:48.180 And do I tell my wife or not?

01:19:49.600 Don't tell her.

01:19:50.460 Don't let nobody know because it's our business.

01:19:52.460 Yeah.

01:19:52.700 And that's when somebody's like, dude, you just got a fucking scam.

01:19:55.500 But you didn't because I'm telling you everything now.

01:19:57.460 And it's actually recorded.

01:19:58.720 Yeah.

01:19:58.920 So it'll go back to like, let me follow the steps.

01:20:01.440 You will get blocked.

01:20:02.460 All right.

01:20:02.600 And then that's when, after that, I'll follow you up with an email.

01:20:05.900 And I'm going to say, this is me.

01:20:07.060 Just relax.

01:20:08.460 So you're going to get the email.

01:20:09.660 All right.

01:20:10.340 And then after that, you will get another transfer.

01:20:15.000 I'm going to send you a thousand.

01:20:16.600 Just to tell you, just be happy.

01:20:18.180 Okay.

01:20:18.680 And that's a wire?

01:20:19.160 Just to cheer you the fuck out.

01:20:20.000 Yeah.

01:20:20.300 That's a wire.

01:20:21.180 And so what?

01:20:21.980 So I'll just wait by the email.

01:20:23.500 Yeah, I'll be back to three to four years with a hundred thousand.

01:20:25.820 Okay.

01:20:26.080 It's an investment.

01:20:27.820 Yeah, man.

01:20:28.480 I think we should do it.

01:20:29.900 I think I'm in.

01:20:30.660 Yeah.

01:20:31.140 I'm not going to tell her.

01:20:32.280 I'm not going to tell her anything.

01:20:33.560 Tell me about this, bro.

01:20:35.620 A lot of black people are flat earthers.

01:20:37.460 You ever meet these dudes?

01:20:38.560 What does flat earther mean?

01:20:39.700 Dudes that think the earth is flat, not round.

01:20:42.720 See, honestly, I heard a lot of people saying that shit.

01:20:45.360 But the first dudes I ever met rolled up at me on a pizza joint.

01:20:48.020 Two black guys.

01:20:49.800 They said, hey, man.

01:20:52.220 The earth is flat.

01:20:53.660 I don't know.

01:20:54.560 Like certain shit.

01:20:55.880 I don't know because I don't really look into like certain shit like that.

01:20:58.480 I need to start looking into like just what this shit is.

01:21:01.460 Do black people like outer space or not?

01:21:03.920 Damn, that's crazy.

01:21:04.400 I'm pretty sure some people out there.

01:21:05.660 I'm just not looking into it.

01:21:06.680 Like I'm too busy looking at two fucking kangaroos to see how they fuck.

01:21:10.380 Yeah.

01:21:10.940 That's why I watch on my YouTube history.

01:21:12.620 Oh, yeah.

01:21:13.240 Okay.

01:21:13.560 So I can look into that.

01:21:14.540 But right now I wouldn't have an answer for it.

01:21:15.960 And I don't want to lie.

01:21:16.860 Black people.

01:21:17.680 A lot of black men are good at sex.

01:21:19.300 I feel like that's a generalization.

01:21:20.780 Would you say that?

01:21:21.340 Yeah.

01:21:21.740 Sex symbols.

01:21:22.660 Do they?

01:21:23.240 Well, I wouldn't know because I haven't had sex with a black guy or any type of guy.

01:21:27.960 Okay.

01:21:29.080 But if it's general speaking from women.

01:21:32.040 Yeah.

01:21:32.460 Point of view.

01:21:33.060 Yeah.

01:21:33.280 They say that.

01:21:33.920 And I done heard some girls say like white dudes and put it down too.

01:21:37.320 Really?

01:21:37.780 Yeah.

01:21:38.080 Okay.

01:21:38.620 So there's some white guys that can do it and there's a lot of black guys that can do it.

01:21:41.800 Okay.

01:21:42.140 That's a.

01:21:42.560 It's even.

01:21:43.300 It's even.

01:21:43.960 You think so?

01:21:45.020 I feel like a lot of shit even.

01:21:46.260 It's just certain people don't want to hear.

01:21:47.660 It's some of the stereotypes.

01:21:48.980 Yeah.

01:21:49.620 But here's what I'm saying.

01:21:51.020 Do.

01:21:51.400 I feel like.

01:21:52.380 But do.

01:21:53.360 Do you ever look at animals fucking and think.

01:21:55.260 Oh, I want to.

01:21:55.980 I could do that.

01:21:57.460 Yeah.

01:21:57.620 That's why I'm going to be a snapping turtle.

01:21:59.000 I want to see how turtles fuck.

01:22:00.280 Oh, man.

01:22:01.060 I never seen a turtle fuck.

01:22:01.980 Slow, bro.

01:22:02.460 Yeah.

01:22:02.820 I mean, you listening to Eddie LaVert.

01:22:04.600 Yeah.

01:22:05.300 That's got to be slow.

01:22:06.700 Before we go, I want to say that I feel like sometimes squirrels do commit suicide because

01:22:11.860 there's no way they should get hit by a car.

01:22:13.400 They're so fucking fast.

01:22:14.640 So when the squirrel get in the street and you actually hit one, it was.

01:22:17.280 It was ready to go.

01:22:18.480 Damn.

01:22:19.860 Because there's sometimes they get fed up, too.

01:22:22.380 Oh.

01:22:23.900 Yeah, man.

01:22:24.480 I guess I feel so bad.

01:22:25.500 I just get stuck in my own world a lot.

01:22:26.820 And I'm not even thinking about that.

01:22:28.260 Yeah.

01:22:29.460 But that's big facts, man.

01:22:30.640 Yeah.

01:22:31.600 R.I.P.

01:22:32.020 to the squirrels, man.

01:22:33.540 R.I.P., man.

01:22:34.120 I wonder if animals have baby showers and shit.

01:22:37.140 You think they should?

01:22:38.060 Yeah.

01:22:38.680 Oh, I'm sure they do in the woods.

01:22:40.080 Mm-hmm.

01:22:40.360 People roll up, bring a little treat.

01:22:43.320 Yeah.

01:22:44.820 Yeah, it is almost kind of beautiful, huh?

01:22:47.960 Motherfucking baby sea lion, baby shower.

01:22:51.220 Oh, dude.

01:22:51.880 I imagine, too, a fucking little penguin putting lotion on his buddy like that.

01:22:56.060 Yeah.

01:22:57.400 Same congratulations, bro.

01:22:59.900 And he's like, yeah, I'm going to see if it's mine first.

01:23:01.720 We're going to take a blood test.

01:23:03.500 Because she's been fucking on Chad.

01:23:05.220 Chad is the other penguin.

01:23:06.740 Oh, yeah.

01:23:07.340 That just fuck on everybody because he's a sex symbol.

01:23:11.920 Yeah, but he just, for now, he's just supporting his buddy.

01:23:14.840 Yeah.

01:23:16.640 Thanks, man.

01:23:18.480 Funny Marco, man, I appreciate you so much coming and spending time, bro.

01:23:21.800 No, I appreciate you.

01:23:22.700 This is dope.

01:23:25.260 I just want the world to know that I feel your energy.

01:23:28.060 I feel like you for everybody.

01:23:29.560 Like, you're actually a good guy.

01:23:31.000 Thanks, man.

01:23:31.580 And you just speak your mind.

01:23:32.280 I'm trying my best.

01:23:33.600 It's like sometimes we got our little Duvalls that just speak their mind in.

01:23:36.580 You got you that speak your mind.

01:23:38.920 So it's kind of like put me in a color that speak my mind and don't try to make me seem

01:23:42.920 like I'm targeting anybody because I'm just me that speak my mind.

01:23:46.700 So anybody can get it at this point.

01:23:49.000 So you like a hardcore match.

01:23:52.100 Remember, anything goes on in that shit.

01:23:54.540 It's not handicap because you don't want to just attack any type of thing.

01:23:57.140 It's hardcore.

01:23:58.280 Like Scarface, I'm going out like a soldier.

01:24:01.160 Fuck you.

01:24:01.780 Fuck you.

01:24:02.840 You.

01:24:03.380 Fuck you.

01:24:04.240 You.

01:24:04.560 You're cool.

01:24:05.480 You're cool.

01:24:06.060 You're cool.

01:24:06.780 You're cool.

01:24:07.220 Fuck you.

01:24:07.780 That's how I feel like you are.

01:24:08.960 Yeah.

01:24:09.840 Thanks, man.

01:24:10.480 I appreciate it.

01:24:10.960 I'm trying to be, you know.

01:24:12.060 I try to let go of whatever little hangups I have here and there sometimes, you know,

01:24:15.640 because some of it's just things that are from the past and they sometimes still grip

01:24:18.840 you here or there.

01:24:19.640 You get little edges, you know, you got to round them.

01:24:21.880 And sometimes life just it takes time, you know, some of it.

01:24:24.640 But yeah, I feel like life's been getting better.

01:24:27.400 And I want to be able to be kind of, yeah, I want to be able to have like a universe, as

01:24:32.600 much as universal audience as you can, you know.

01:24:34.560 Sometimes you can't even pick your own audience, you know.

01:24:36.840 But yeah, I think so many people love you, man.

01:24:38.540 I mentioned your name last night.

01:24:39.960 I was talking.

01:24:40.820 Young Gravy was just here.

01:24:42.200 He's a rapper.

01:24:44.100 He was here.

01:24:45.940 And then I was talking to some of the Nelk guys last night.

01:24:48.680 They all love you.

01:24:49.520 Like, man, yeah, you got so many fans.

01:24:51.560 It's cool.

01:24:52.060 So I feel real grateful for your time, man.

01:24:54.000 Yeah, no, I appreciate you having me here.

01:24:55.640 So at the end of the day, it's all about history, what we leave behind.

01:24:58.880 Because between me and you, one of us is going to die first.

01:25:01.320 I don't see us dying at the same time.

01:25:02.920 Like, we both getting to try it.

01:25:04.380 And it's like, damn, they both died on the same day.

01:25:05.840 So somebody got to go first.

01:25:07.300 And we'd be able to go back and watch this shit.

01:25:09.420 Yeah.

01:25:10.460 You probably go first, though.

01:25:11.900 Now, I feel like I could, sometimes I start feeling hardcore, bro.

01:25:16.080 Like, you're fucking, you're like a Hellcat.

01:25:18.440 Yeah.

01:25:18.780 Fucking Hellcat scat pack, bro.

01:25:21.520 He's out here.

01:25:22.180 And so what happens to me?

01:25:24.520 And be honest with me.

01:25:26.440 I see you probably just.

01:25:28.660 Bleed out?

01:25:29.420 No, not bleed.

01:25:30.380 Nothing to do with that.

01:25:31.980 Just, you just kind of like sit there and you just think like, what the fuck am I about to do?

01:25:36.960 And then you go in there, you go in there, you go in there, you go do it.

01:25:38.860 Turn around, turn back around.

01:25:41.440 See it.

01:25:42.100 And you're like, fuck, that's my calling.

01:25:44.340 Then you think about it and you say, what the fuck?

01:25:46.580 What's next?

01:25:47.320 Wait a minute.

01:25:47.960 I need to get some pussy first.

01:25:49.180 You go get the pussy.

01:25:50.060 Yeah.

01:25:50.420 You fuck it up two minutes because you said that's how long you last.

01:25:53.360 Hey, I'm busy, dog.

01:25:54.080 That's all you need.

01:25:54.920 You turn around, get in the bed, and you say, oh, fuck.

01:25:57.300 You know what?

01:25:57.700 I forgot my fucking cell phone.

01:25:59.280 I can't go without it because I got to text some bitches while I'm up there.

01:26:02.300 Yeah.

01:26:02.500 Get the cell phone.

01:26:03.580 And then you go to the bank.

01:26:04.760 You got to get some money because you stay.

01:26:06.520 You got to pull something out.

01:26:07.760 Oh, yeah.

01:26:08.640 Swiping.

01:26:09.220 You got to have cash on you.

01:26:10.740 If I'm going to see the bitches, I might have to have some loot.

01:26:13.080 Right.

01:26:13.380 So you get the cash.

01:26:14.300 You go and you're like, fuck, if I get up there and I got a problem with anybody, I got

01:26:17.200 to get me a shotgun.

01:26:18.260 You go buy you a shotgun.

01:26:19.260 Oh, yeah.

01:26:19.700 You're taking that up there with you as well.

01:26:20.960 Or a bar one too.

01:26:22.580 Exactly.

01:26:23.480 Somebody going to have one.

01:26:24.760 Yeah.

01:26:25.740 And then that's when you just go to sleep.

01:26:28.780 And they don't really know what happened, but it happened.

01:26:31.720 Damn, bro.

01:26:33.100 I love it.

01:26:33.920 Predicting the future, baby.

01:26:35.440 Yeah.

01:26:36.000 Funny Marco, man.

01:26:37.080 Thank you so much for your time, bro.

01:26:38.240 I really do appreciate it.

01:26:39.260 And I'll see you in the future, bro.

01:26:40.480 If you stay alive, man, I'm going to be praying for you.

01:26:43.240 That's funny.

01:26:43.580 We should start saying that to people.

01:26:45.260 Imagine somebody be like, all right, man.

01:26:46.440 See you later.

01:26:46.920 If you stay alive.

01:26:48.360 Imagine that's just a normal saying.

01:26:50.500 I'm going to say that to my Uber.

01:26:51.660 I'm going to be like, see you later.

01:26:53.340 Yeah, bro.

01:26:54.160 Because they might think, man, what did that dude know, bro?

01:26:57.480 Especially now because people aren't even talking to each other anymore.

01:27:00.440 So if you say, man, I'll see you in the future if you stay alive, baby boy.

01:27:03.980 It didn't fuck the future.

01:27:05.100 It's just like, bro, I'll call you tomorrow if you stay alive.

01:27:07.480 Yeah, bro.

01:27:08.340 Yeah.

01:27:08.680 And it puts pressure on them, motherfucker.

01:27:10.240 Now their life means something.

01:27:11.460 Yeah.

01:27:11.940 Now they're like, all right, bro, I better fucking lace these shoes up, baby.

01:27:15.560 Because obviously somebody got me on the clock, man.

01:27:19.120 Dang, bro.

01:27:19.900 Yeah, that's funny.

01:27:20.020 See me learn something right at the end.

01:27:21.860 I know, huh?

01:27:22.240 If you stay alive.

01:27:23.420 Let's say.

01:27:23.960 You should start merch right there if you stay alive.

01:27:25.920 If you stay alive.

01:27:26.240 Can you start this right here, y'all?

01:27:27.240 Yeah.

01:27:27.480 Merch shirts, bro.

01:27:28.400 Can you start them?

01:27:29.220 Yeah.

01:27:29.460 If you stay alive.

01:27:30.360 If you stay alive.

01:27:31.140 Because that's all it takes, man.

01:27:32.060 See you tomorrow if you stay alive.

01:27:33.540 Yeah, I see you tomorrow.

01:27:34.140 Quote right there.

01:27:34.900 Right there.

01:27:35.480 Sell those shirts, y'all.

01:27:36.280 Please buy them for me.

01:27:37.700 And just put, you know, wear them for me, bro.

01:27:40.280 See you tomorrow if you stay alive.

01:27:42.200 Sell out, please.

01:27:43.200 Buy his merch.

01:27:44.600 Praise.

01:27:45.040 Thanks, Marco.

01:27:46.100 Let's get it.

01:27:46.740 Appreciate y'all.

01:27:47.400 Now I'm just floating on the breeze.

01:27:51.220 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:27:54.160 I must be cornerstone.

01:27:57.400 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind I found.

01:28:04.900 I can feel it in my bones.

01:28:09.200 But it's gonna take a little time.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 09, 2023

E434 Funny Marco

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