This Past Weekend with Theo Von - November 07, 2023


E469 Native Trim


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 22 minutes

Words per Minute

159.14214

Word Count

13,181

Sentence Count

19

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

94


Summary

In this episode we talk about breathing and how we all forget to take care of our lungs and how important it is to spend time with our lungs. We also talk about how important breathing is and how sometimes we forget to breathe and how it can suck the life out of us.


Transcript

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00:01:43.120 and sometimes i'll go uh i'll go a month without thinking i breathe you ever do that
00:02:00.720 you're like damn oh that's what i'm supposed to be doing i'm just i need air to keep going
00:02:15.600 i'm like a kite you know i'm like a kite you know i'm like one of god's kites
00:02:21.120 we all are you know it's like we need air to keep going
00:02:30.640 but i forget about that boy if i just forget
00:02:34.880 i just won't even take any i won't even i guess i'm breathing but i just don't even
00:02:39.840 just i'm doing like a little like just
00:02:42.640 just just breathing but not you know not like not really
00:02:51.120 you know i'm not doing the big you know them party boys you know i'm not taking them big
00:02:58.640 them big hits off the universe like
00:03:04.880 like well i should be because that's good for me big breathing they call it i think
00:03:09.200 when you're doing big breathing boy but yeah i'm like that i'm like a kite i think i forget that
00:03:15.760 i forget to fill myself with air i mean what if you saw a kite just just bouncing along the sidewalk
00:03:21.760 just rattling along you'd be like damn that's a that's the dumbest kite i ever seen boy you'd be
00:03:29.120 like kite get some in air homie he's just like i don't know can i have a cigarette you know he's
00:03:38.880 just like god that kite is a that's why you gotta you gotta get that launch in your baby
00:03:48.960 hmm but yeah anyway breathing
00:03:53.760 and this is kind of the time of year i feel like i can finally some of them take a breath
00:03:59.840 you know you can feel the holidays right up there they're coming
00:04:02.480 you can hear the turkeys getting scared as hell bro i saw a turkey the other day on etsy buying a
00:04:09.200 fucking shank like damn these birds these birds know what's up even a fat sparrow you see him getting
00:04:16.640 a little fucking uh some talon chucks you know some uh some brass knucks or some talon you know some talon
00:04:26.720 chucks he just you know any fat bird right now getting ready to defend itself
00:04:32.960 because it's that time what in the hell is that somebody's fucking gambling
00:04:41.600 anyway um what are we talking about sometimes i sometimes i forget to breathe
00:04:46.560 that crazy i do it but it's like this little back it's like this just like
00:04:50.000 like it's like this background breathing that's just going along i'm not really you know
00:04:56.480 saying all right breathing you want to do some fucking breathing i got you homie
00:05:00.400 i'm not taking my lungs for a walk you know i'm just putting down a pee pad and just letting them pee
00:05:05.920 there you know that's what i'm doing when i'm just kind of like just not but sometimes when i go
00:05:11.440 that's when i'm really taking my lungs for a walk saying all right i'm gonna take y'all to the lung
00:05:19.440 park you know i'm gonna take i'm gonna throw the ball and watch you go get it you know so that's
00:05:26.080 i think there's something about that spending time with your lungs
00:05:29.120 instead of i take my lungs for granted bro real talk i'll be honest man i take my lungs for granted
00:05:43.840 i'll take i take my lungs for granted my friend got bit by a shark once and his lung got um
00:05:52.160 he got some of his lung got missing or whatever it's called and then he died he ended up dying
00:05:58.000 actually a few years later from um i don't even know what he died from god people will die from
00:06:04.800 anything they don't even fucking you know it's like you're like damn that's how sherman died he was
00:06:09.840 like yeah that's how he you know sherman he didn't like to do you know he's kind of like to just do his
00:06:16.080 own thing i guess but um but yeah it's that time of year i think to breathe
00:06:28.000 because it's when the wind picks up you hear nature breathing like a you know
00:06:41.360 you see a kite you know
00:06:44.480 a kite is just out there just trying to decode the wind baby a kite is just a some it's just some
00:06:50.000 arts and crafts trying to fuck the wind bro that's all it is my
00:06:56.480 a kite is just some paper machete that's trying to fuck the wind homie
00:07:01.520 and that's on god baby you know it
00:07:04.640 yes native american uh heritage cultural month
00:07:08.800 and um and yes i rolled up on my boy my boy dreamer uh he does hair he does hair over in uh
00:07:19.920 in los angeles he does it over off of uh off ohio street in sepulveda and he give great cuts man and
00:07:27.840 and i i rolled up on him once before and uh
00:07:30.560 uh and and i love him man he's really good he's a really compassionate guy and he was open i mean
00:07:40.240 he was open i mean i guess you're always open if you don't have a real store you just have you know
00:07:44.960 you're just setting up shit in in a uh in a kind of like in a halfway house parking lot or whatever so
00:07:51.520 yeah but he's a yeah he he's open and so i rolled up on him and i was driving by so i stopped right
00:08:00.240 and i get in a chair i was you know i was first in line or whatever and
00:08:07.040 and yeah now this time i was in a hurry i was in a hurry dude and i hate to be in a hurry when you're
00:08:12.000 when you're like it's like dude we already you know i didn't do it but we did some bad people did
00:08:20.960 bad stuff to native americans bro i'm gonna say it i'm gonna say that shit and uh
00:08:28.160 and you don't want to it's hard to be like look i got nine you know i sat down i was like dude i
00:08:33.600 got i just i'm in a hurry you know and he just he he just he just gets real natives you know he
00:08:39.200 gets he drill drops into the culture sometimes you know he's just like he's like i am of the
00:08:44.720 wyendot and the mommy i am of the wyendot and the mommy i'm like i respect that shit bro but
00:08:54.400 i gotta get these sideburns evened up daddy i got i gotta be up to 101 in eight minutes homie
00:09:00.480 you know uh but yeah he just he he'll get real native on it you know he'd be like in the eve of
00:09:07.040 the setting sun he's just you know he he'll just like in the season of the quiet moon i'm like bro
00:09:15.200 um yes i agree with you but i gotta we gotta i need these bangs just a half inch off these
00:09:24.880 bitches and i'm out you know he's like in the valley of the two rivers like what are you talking
00:09:31.760 about bro i got a callic or what i got you know i i just i respect the topography you're doing but i
00:09:38.480 gotta go homie you know do you take venmo he's like uh in the eve of the setting sky oh you with sun trust
00:09:45.920 whatever it is brother uh yeah i just i hate i hated that i had to hurry but um but i respect
00:09:54.960 them man you know i respect native americans i respect anybody that's doing what they can
00:10:01.040 um i'm sorry about everything that happened in native americans man i really am a ship breaks my heart
00:10:07.120 you know oh and here we are trying to learn ways to live off the land again we've gone full circle
00:10:13.600 i think because we're realizing some of the patterns of our civilization doesn't work out
00:10:18.720 some of the patterns the mythological patterns of uh of capitalism and of those sorts of things don't
00:10:24.640 always work out so we're looking for solutions now so yeah hug a damn native brother this holiday
00:10:31.360 season hug a fucking native baby buy him a squash you know you know buy him a uh
00:10:36.640 cornucopia you know buy him a um pork chop you know get him a get him a beautiful piece of meat shank
00:10:47.840 you know but treat treat your native friends well because they are the leaders they are the champions of
00:10:54.800 time so i'm really grateful to been there and to have this cut and especially them bitches you know
00:11:01.280 back in the day native they'll they scalp you so right when i sat down well when i sat down his
00:11:07.360 shit uh his rate his uh truck battery had died so we had to use my uh i got a cherokee i got a
00:11:14.960 cherokee dude so we used a cherokee to um do to jumpstart his clippers so that was good but it was a
00:11:25.600 little risky too because you don't i don't know how much you know if you got 470 volts you're
00:11:30.960 rolling through a fucking set of clippers dog that dude will you know he'll open up a damn
00:11:36.240 your occipital if you ain't careful in that bitch he'll will damn he'll line you bro he'll line you
00:11:44.160 up with the lord baby if you're not real careful you know so god that bitch was at a high octave
00:11:49.920 you know the second he put it on the dogs were howling up you know a couple streets over and
00:11:55.680 shit and um but we got it done so thank you dreamer baby thank you i'm grateful and happy um native
00:12:05.280 heritage american month brother it's time we fucking quit put bullshitting and we let these
00:12:12.560 motherfuckers loose dog we need to break into these casinos and let these motherfuckers loose bro
00:12:18.560 and put them back on horses and let them take let them take over this
00:12:23.600 bullshit that we're living in now native american heritage month is observed in november
00:12:28.880 um so that was beautiful what else we're going to talk to tammy today
00:12:34.400 tammy manis she set the record for the world's longest mullet and we want to learn a little bit
00:12:40.400 about her um and see what's going on with her what else um when it hit doesn't work
00:12:48.480 like it used to before and i can't keep you out of my mind baby i still love you
00:13:00.800 as shearin lyrics boy got to see ed sheeran's baby i got to see ed sheeran's here's what happened
00:13:07.440 so i had some shows in las vegas and thank you for coming out somebody urinated on someone at one of
00:13:13.520 the shows they said it was an accident it couldn't have been but that's okay baby god does stuff like
00:13:20.240 that and we move forward um but it was really really exciting i've been doing some bigger shows
00:13:27.280 just because even at this rate i'm going to be on tour for the next year so um i know there's some
00:13:33.120 places where tickets have sold out don't go pay extra for fancy tickets we'll come back
00:13:39.120 and get you get it in a fair rate so don't do don't do that don't feel bad um
00:13:47.120 but yeah so anyway i got to go hang out uh i got to go see the chain smoker right i've uh seen them
00:13:55.440 before in passing but i've never gotten to go see their um hear their uh band so i go right i'm having a
00:14:02.640 nice time it's halloween night and i'm pretty beat it's been a long uh couple years or whatever so
00:14:10.480 um i'm just enjoying it it's a great show and ed sheeran comes out and ed sheeran's baby you know
00:14:17.760 if you if you never seen ed sheeran's baby you know he's just i mean he's from
00:14:23.920 he's from another country and when he comes out man he means it he's almost like uh it almost seems
00:14:36.320 like he's like saying like he could be related to santa because he came on stage and it was a
00:14:42.080 the vibe was great right but he comes on and he was having so much fun um that it just changed the
00:14:51.360 whole energy it just like took the whole energy of the place into like a new like another level of
00:14:59.280 joy and it was just nice to see and the things that he was he he it was halloween and he just he
00:15:08.720 was dressed like a part of like a muffler it's like a catalytic convert or something it was like a helmet
00:15:13.360 i don't remember what it was crazy looking like a car part or something um like a like a hero at a
00:15:19.840 uh at auto zone right um and he rolled he comes out on stage on in that right and just
00:15:29.440 you know half of a uh air filter cover with eye holes and he's just having a blast man he was having
00:15:36.480 so much fun and uh and it took it just made everybody have such a good time and so then like
00:15:44.720 you would think oh if it's a uh dj set because chain smokers are djs right they play dj music
00:15:50.720 so they played like ed sheeran's like most upbeat song i don't know i don't have it here in front of
00:15:56.080 me but and if you're on the youtube you can hear you can see i'm putting video in here because that's
00:16:00.800 what i'm doing today with this and um but then they as soon as the song went in he thought he was just
00:16:08.880 gonna do like one song with the chain smoker guys then he they would start one of his next songs all
00:16:16.000 right so so it kept getting like more ballady you know because he sings like a lot of ballads and
00:16:22.720 just you know he's you know he's got that emo id baby he's that you know um he's that you know he's
00:16:28.480 that emo ganger baby that's who he is and um and he's a masterful at it and and so it kept getting more
00:16:36.080 ballady and so at first you were like no way everybody's gonna go along with this because it
00:16:40.880 was kind of this up it was like this you know it was more hype in there and then everybody just goes
00:16:46.960 more and more balladies till it's like we're almost just at a uh at an ed sheeran show um
00:16:54.400 and i think by the end he's singing perfect and everybody's like singing along people are crying
00:16:59.040 somebody's admitting to somebody else that they're their real parent or something right next to me i'm like
00:17:03.760 what what what the fuck homie get a gin and tonic and chill dude you about to pay some back child
00:17:11.760 support buddy that's insane brother um but it was just it was just entering to see if if somebody
00:17:20.320 shows up with a good energy and and or if somebody really shows up and with a good energy that it can
00:17:27.680 change the vibe of a space um so that was just a neat it was just a it was just a neat reminder to
00:17:34.880 see that live and in person so i want to let you know also this holiday season we're going to do
00:17:39.760 something called relative rodeo where if you if you can get you know here's how you do it what you want
00:17:45.680 to get is somebody hugging somebody in the family they don't usually hug
00:17:48.960 so you know be like hey jonathan go hug vanessa and one of you just secretly kind of films it
00:18:00.240 and it's relative rodeo how long can you hold you know now don't don't get obscene don't you know
00:18:05.920 nobody needs to ejac or nothing this is calm it's calm behavior these are good people
00:18:12.080 but yeah that's what it is we're just going to see want to promote some love out there because
00:18:15.600 sometimes you know uncle henry's over there and he don't like anybody fucking getting close to him
00:18:22.400 or he will fucking chew his own shirt off you know because he's got you know he's got
00:18:29.120 fucking shingles in his fucking brain so that's when you tell you know get a family member say won't
00:18:40.640 you go hug him let's see how long you can stay on him and just send me that those videos and that's
00:18:46.240 for during thanksgiving time you know no need to do it now but i'm just letting you know and that'll
00:18:51.600 be relative rodeo and we'll make a uh montage and put it up there um i want to thank you guys for
00:18:58.720 checking out the tucker carlson episode i thought it was interesting you know it's just nice to get to
00:19:03.680 spend time with uh somebody and chat with him um yeah that's all yeah people ask do i have a big
00:19:12.480 plans a lot of times with podcasts sometimes i have some things i like i would like to talk about
00:19:17.520 and sometimes i get scared to talk about them um i'm trying to be more brave sometimes it's like i don't
00:19:22.880 know enough you know it's like damn i don't know enough about this to really comment on it
00:19:28.720 um and things like that so but i was just grateful for his time man i'm grateful for
00:19:35.840 everybody's time i can't believe that we get to sit and and chat with some you know different types
00:19:39.920 of folks and you know the world really is becoming uh a lot smaller in a lot of ways so let me see
00:19:48.640 what else i got here
00:19:49.760 uh yeah can you i gotta shave my neck up home we gotta you know what i'm saying all dreams spin
00:20:07.680 out from the same web uh yeah of course they do um do you take paypal
00:20:16.480 you know may the stars carry your sadness away yeah i love that i also um
00:20:28.000 yeah i need you to get a little bit more right above my ears
00:20:32.880 17.
00:20:36.400 if the white man wants to live in peace with the indian he can live in peace treat all men alike
00:20:41.680 give them all same law give them all an even chance to live and grow all men were made by the
00:20:47.920 same great spirit chief they all are brothers the earth is the mother of all people and all people
00:20:54.480 should have equal rights upon it wow that's really profound man
00:21:03.440 that's really profound
00:21:04.480 i just saw this on this on this website um you know trying to think of what's been going on with
00:21:12.560 me man i'm off of masturbation so that has been nice uh i did actually i did i i have done it i have done
00:21:21.520 it um but i'm not i'm off of pornography i'm off of pornography i've seen some light pornography
00:21:32.720 uh or semi-accidental i would say um in the past 50 days um
00:21:42.080 two two jpegs two jpegs in the last 50 days and um i like that my brain is start my imagination is
00:21:52.560 starting to come back a little
00:21:55.840 in the middle of the day i'll just imagine a damn ass cheek bro
00:21:59.120 i'll just imagine an ass cheek and i don't find myself thinking as much perved out
00:22:07.280 my brain isn't as perved out
00:22:11.760 it's like
00:22:17.200 it's nice
00:22:20.160 yeah my brain deserves that
00:22:21.520 you know i shouldn't be showing my brain all that booty and all of that ass and everything so
00:22:29.520 so that feels pretty good what else is going on the holidays are coming up i am excited
00:22:34.240 uh oh i got to take my niece to her first concert dude that was so fun
00:22:41.200 that was so fun man we went to see laney wilson and hardy and uh she'd been going through some things
00:22:48.640 and um she was my first niece that ever existed you know and i remember when she was born i was just
00:22:56.160 man she really
00:23:00.080 she really started to kind of change our family some because
00:23:03.280 it was the first thing that we all had that we could all care about for our own reasons you know
00:23:10.160 uh but that we all cared about it we all cared about it and um our family needed that we'd never
00:23:19.040 had any we'd never had anything like that really and uh so she's always had a real special place in
00:23:26.000 my heart you know and and she's cool she's she plays soccer and she's like she's amazing right and
00:23:32.160 so she's funny she's creative she's got a huge she's gonna she has she adds she's chat you know
00:23:41.360 she's chatty she's always commuting you know she got something to say or share she energetic um so
00:23:48.800 yeah but it was cool man we got to go see laney who and then laney let her come back and meet her
00:23:53.680 so dude i was so i was it was just fun so that was really exceptional and um and we got to watch
00:24:03.840 hardy you know hardy who's been on the podcast too and it was just it was uh you know because
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00:28:22.640 put your head on my shoulder
00:28:28.560 the old days man it must have been romantic back then huh
00:28:34.000 romantic boy you see a girl and
00:28:36.320 her skirt moves a certain way and you just you're mad the inside of your mouth just gets damp
00:28:45.120 oh you don't even need any gum back then
00:28:51.040 people was so horny bro people was so horny back then oh you'd see a girl put a barred on across
00:29:02.640 the classroom and when it snapped close
00:29:07.040 god god your butt would get wet
00:29:14.160 boy you bad boy your butt would get wet i bet
00:29:20.240 because you was so horny back then brother
00:29:22.720 you was god you was so horny
00:29:32.560 i remember oh
00:29:36.240 i remember one girl one time she had a necklace or something
00:29:40.880 and it got caught in a button on her shirt right
00:29:44.800 she had like a pretty long necklace like i think
00:29:48.080 it was a good necklace for our area but it wasn't real nice you know nobody knew that it wasn't nice
00:29:52.880 though because nobody had anything nice
00:29:55.840 and it got caught in this button and she undid this button
00:30:00.080 and at an angle
00:30:03.040 i seen a like a bra like a lace bra
00:30:08.240 just a damn just just and it was right on the edge of a oh of her breast and it was just like a damn
00:30:15.280 titty doily it was just a damn titty doily baby god oh my god every pimple on my face
00:30:26.000 burst at the same time it was like the fountains at the bellagio it was just
00:30:33.440 i mean it was oh my god i didn't and the inside of my throat got all wet
00:30:40.080 ah i could not handle myself well
00:30:47.680 when i was a child you know at that age boy you show up and you were just oh
00:30:56.160 you god i remember
00:30:59.520 you know i remember one time i tied my shoe lace got caught on something i fell on the ground and
00:31:04.720 just came i just your body you just like oh oh oh oh oh oh somebody's like are you hurt dude
00:31:14.960 i'm like uh yeah i am i am and it's great you know hurt keep hurting me
00:31:22.480 you know it just was a different time anyway sorry
00:31:24.800 you got to get it out of your system brother you got to get it out of your system baby
00:31:37.200 i'm gonna do that it's winter it's november you know that it's native let's see look it up and see
00:31:46.480 what it means what does november mean
00:31:56.320 the 11th month of the year
00:32:02.800 what else we got a call that came in right here let's hear it
00:32:06.400 to peyton from down in new orleans and i'm wondering what's up peyton right there and uh
00:32:11.760 thank you for calling brother and tell eli and arch i said what's up and cooper
00:32:16.800 meh no but he's nice guy onward why don't we see more black ghosts where are all the black ghosts
00:32:27.360 i feel like they're underrepresented in the ghost community oh dang bro where the black ghosts at man
00:32:35.200 they might be running late bro they could be just
00:32:43.280 you know i don't know if what that you know i don't know what the afterlife is like
00:32:54.800 and maybe hit black people been through a lot they might be like we ain't fucking
00:32:58.640 we done you know we take you know we ain't we we we we done we are you know we ain't doing we
00:33:09.840 showing up and you don't even get paid ghosts don't even get paid so
00:33:12.640 that's we ain't doing that i know that but yeah they probably could just be running late baby you know
00:33:19.680 that come on uh what else we got another call that came in um and then i'll look at a little bit
00:33:27.200 a bit of news too uh hey theo it's um it's jake from indiana jake what's up brother
00:33:39.840 um let's hear more uh yeah i got an issue it's been uh on me for a while no man how do you deal with
00:33:50.880 being a sibling of a younger sibling of someone who's very successful and you just don't feel
00:33:59.440 like you have the right tools to do what they did and um being a young man in a factory and that's
00:34:07.920 all you got to your name sometimes it feels like you're not doing enough yourself at least that's
00:34:12.720 where i'm at anyway thanks for the call brother um yeah you know uh i felt this a lot with my brother
00:34:22.320 um you know i felt other times i feel less educated than him you know um less capable um
00:34:34.320 um you know um sorry i'm not trying to make this about me but i'm just sharing i can relate to a
00:34:40.960 little bit of that but i think that you have to look at your family as a group in a way you have to
00:34:47.200 look at your blood as the uh that's the sort of the marker for you you know you're all part you
00:34:58.800 you know it takes everybody to get somebody out of the mud sometimes it takes everybody you know
00:35:06.560 sometimes you might have an older sibling that took a couple l's so you didn't have to
00:35:10.880 you know you might have somebody that's dealt with addiction or dealt with um
00:35:16.480 you know took like abuse from a parent or something so then you the next kid then you know it's like
00:35:21.920 it's all uh so one person's success is really it's a familial it's a familial effort i think
00:35:31.040 um so i think if there's a way to take pride in it uh as a family like wow look what our family has
00:35:40.880 accomplished here you know we have a family member that's a great singer or a family member that's a
00:35:47.440 great artist or a family member that is um uh a teacher a doctor a nurse um that started their own
00:35:57.680 mechanic shop or um that is uh a great father that's a huge that's another part we don't look
00:36:06.640 at sometimes about success yeah so if somebody says hey show me your success what would you show
00:36:12.080 them a picture of your family would you show them a degree you've gotten would you show them an award
00:36:16.560 that you want um would you play for them something that you made or would you show them a house that
00:36:21.520 you had built or painted um i think there's a lot of things like that unfortunately i think we have a
00:36:27.760 society sometimes that doesn't measure a lot of successes like that but that's just our society's
00:36:32.800 choice at this time i don't think that that's a realistic uh i think that is a error you know errorful
00:36:40.880 way that we have gone off on um but uh what else yeah man but yeah i think in trying to have
00:36:54.720 trying to maybe sometimes i've fantasized like i have a sister that's a nurse sometimes i'll put my
00:36:58.560 like wonder what she's doing or um think about if she's giving somebody an iv or if she's sitting there
00:37:04.800 joking laughing with her co-workers or something or you know and i'll almost pretend like i'll pretend
00:37:10.800 like i'm there being her for a second or you know my brother uh is a he's a tree guy you know he did
00:37:19.200 trees for a long time and and now he uh is doing some more entrepreneurial like trying to learn some
00:37:25.440 arts and stuff like that and um music theory and different things that he really enjoys uh and now
00:37:32.560 he's doing different stuff and um but i was always so envious that he had like a business you know we
00:37:38.240 had like a you know we had a handful of employees but he you know and he but he woke up and he had a
00:37:44.240 business and i always i don't know there would be sometimes i would like just fantasize that i was
00:37:50.800 sitting in the work truck with him or um i don't know but yeah it's hard it's hard not to be envious
00:37:58.400 um and i think some of that can come at times that's normal it's just like recognizing it
00:38:03.760 and and also i think if it's a family member that's had some success they'll recognize the
00:38:10.320 the parts that you've had in the making of their success you know yeah hang in there baby you got this
00:38:18.880 man what else do we got um somebody right here praise god what's up theo my name's clay
00:38:27.040 what's up clay baby hell yeah boy
00:38:34.320 and clay son that's a very native american thing clay you know you ever meet somebody like named
00:38:41.280 clay and then you just fucking try to shape them into something different
00:38:45.520 like hey i'm clay you're like you're a bull now
00:38:48.960 uh let's hear more escaping right now machete in a tree and uh yesterday i was going to the gym
00:38:59.520 and uh i got scammed this dude pulled up on me trying to sell some speakers the old trick but uh
00:39:08.400 uh yeah they got me good got me for a thousand dollars hard-earned money right there but uh
00:39:14.800 love the podcast love the show keep on going
00:39:19.280 praise baby i'm sorry that happened to you thank you for getting it out of your system here
00:39:23.280 people get scammed all the time 70 out of 100 people have been scammed
00:39:28.160 finessed they call it people get taken advantage of
00:39:37.360 but that's the fucking bro you now you got to keep that machete on you dog
00:39:43.520 keep that machete on you
00:39:46.640 but yeah you do you buy a couple speakers next thing you know you open the box
00:39:50.400 and instead of some rockford fire skates you just got a couple of just rocks in there
00:39:56.640 you got damn just two fucking you got two two 14 inch pieces of shale in there you're like damn brother
00:40:08.800 so it's unfortunate man all right we got involved in a damn pyramid scheme we got uh
00:40:14.240 somebody was doing glitter mining by us a man came through and
00:40:20.960 over and by the damn gibson's parking lot and they got about 12 of us
00:40:28.320 and we lost all that shit man they never paid up and
00:40:32.800 oh ended some marriages and everything some of one of the marriages was illegal anyway so they shouldn't
00:40:37.920 even have been
00:40:39.360 fucking honestly so it was a blessing you never know where the blessings are going to come in
00:40:44.000 baby oh god what else hey theo this is nick calling from brooksville florida
00:40:53.760 what's up big nick and nick rhymes with um dick d-i-c-k
00:41:03.840 dick they can say it let's hear more nick i was just wondering thought you thought i was gonna say dick didn't you
00:41:11.040 let's hear more buddy and uh i wanted some advice from you so i just graduated high school i
00:41:18.720 i became a welder so now i'm doing that hey man baby way to get a trade right out the gate get a trade
00:41:26.320 hell yeah dude but i'm working night shift right now so i really don't get to see a lot of friends
00:41:32.560 family anything like that so i was thinking that maybe when i turn 19 i might join the law enforcement
00:41:38.960 academy and try to go down that route i just wanted to see what your opinions were on that and what you
00:41:44.880 think i should do yeah brother i love it i think we need more good officers out there and people you
00:41:50.000 sound like you can you know are able to verbally communicate clearly and um yeah in america that's
00:41:57.200 enough to give you a weapon and get you out there so i think you should do it man and you could weld too
00:42:04.080 brother that'd be sick just weld a fucking inmate to the back of a car something well let bitch in if
00:42:09.600 somebody's real bad you if somebody's a killer or murderer you just well just weld them bitches just
00:42:14.800 bead right along that door line and just weld them bitches in the back you know and then put a couple
00:42:20.240 damn bees in there a couple of god's fucking air ninjas in that bitch and let them loose god i want
00:42:28.240 you to be a cop so yeah i'm all for it brother i like your attitude you're already creating
00:42:33.440 possibilities for yourself you're creating experiences it's so crazy how the second you
00:42:40.320 decide to do something you go take the first step the other steps are a billion times easier
00:42:47.360 it's unbelievable um i'm proud of you man nothing changes if nothing changes baby you want to do
00:42:58.560 something different you got to do something different praise god daddy thank you man for
00:43:05.600 calling it made me feel excited for some reason i think sometimes i live vicariously through other
00:43:10.240 people's jobs you know kind of like i was saying about my family or uh people are that are you know
00:43:17.680 somebody calls in and or a bus driver or a farmer doing deliveries you know there's things i used to
00:43:24.720 love like i used to love to get to paint uh i worked on my buddy's farm and i would do painting over there
00:43:30.640 and i would get stung by bees and bitten by animals and i loved it out there and they gave me a gun too
00:43:38.240 and i fucking shot uh
00:43:43.840 i shot a hole in this in a water reservoir and um
00:43:50.960 and i lost my job but uh anyway sorry what was i talking about um but yeah sometimes i like to fantasize
00:44:02.240 what else we got going what's going on in the news right here the native american it's
00:44:06.240 native american heritage month i want to say thank you man i want to say thank you um
00:44:16.080 you know i'm core i think i'm eighth something eighth pontiac or something
00:44:20.560 yeah my father had some type of um indian in him and it was some south american indian um
00:44:27.680 but some of that blood flowed through him you know and oh i think we've taken such a detour from being
00:44:38.080 so disconnected from our earth and planet and i think it's one of the reasons why we have so much
00:44:42.000 sickness in the world today and mental emotional sickness because we're just supposed to
00:44:48.800 to be part of nature and we are on some other shit we're on some other shit i want to ask you
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00:45:08.240 much is it affecting your relationship is it affecting your dating life well you're certainly not alone if
00:45:14.640 that's happening for you you know porn or porno as some people have called it is so commonplace today
00:45:23.040 people use it and men use it to numb the pain of loneliness boredom anxiety depression shame and
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00:48:46.960 tennessee and she's the grower of the world's longest mullet she's verified and yeah damn baby she could
00:48:55.440 grow grapes on that thing my god tammy manis tammy manis nice to see you today thank you so much for
00:49:03.840 having me yeah congratulations on you got that scalp lava baby you got all of it i've got it all fluffy
00:49:10.640 today god and what are you taking it for a walk is that a kind of a sun the way you set it up for a
00:49:16.080 sunday or is there how does it go throughout the week the the hair care how is it it it it does not
00:49:23.040 crawl it freely during the week but uh i have my friend with me this weekend i have a family get
00:49:27.680 together and so we can coordinate with doing this and getting it rebraided i have to keep it braided
00:49:34.080 because otherwise uh by the end of the day my tail is dragging all of my tails are dragging because it's
00:49:40.400 actually longer than i am oh wow so you've really outdone yourself literally it's one of those things
00:49:46.560 it's like really you tried to do that no just life happened i haven't had it yeah did you get forgetful
00:49:51.600 were you in a coma or something how'd you get it that long how long is it it is 68 inches long when
00:49:59.120 it's fully stretched out i'm only 64 inches tall okay so there you go you've out yeah wow that's so
00:50:07.440 long and do you get scared like you because you it must be a little risk in there like if you
00:50:13.920 you know a mistake near a box fan or something like that and your your afternoon could change how you
00:50:19.520 be in a neck brace i i know where my tail is i'm pretty tail aware now okay so and like i said it
00:50:26.640 stays in a braid so and where i work i usually wear a back brace because i'm old and it tames the tail
00:50:34.080 okay and when i sit down it's funny my uh nurse manager she actually says i laugh every time you sit
00:50:40.480 down to draw blood because i automatically just throw it over my left leg oh yeah it's like i know where it
00:50:46.400 is that's beautiful yeah there's something lovely about that you know does it almost does it almost
00:50:51.040 feel like a pet does it almost feel like a friend or something oh no not a bit it's just it's something
00:50:59.280 i've had for 33 and a half years now so yes it is a part of me yeah oh yeah i can imagine well you
00:51:05.920 know i have a just a starter kit going on the on the back of my head but i um dude you got a mullet you're
00:51:13.360 good well we'll see you know i it feels like me once my hair got longer it just felt like me it was
00:51:20.480 like oh this is where i'm always supposed to be this is the way i'm my head is supposed to have been
00:51:25.040 do you feel most comfortable with your hair like that like would you feel very out of sorts you think
00:51:31.040 if you had to take it off i i saw something once and somebody had just come up and cut somebody's hair
00:51:37.760 and it made me nauseous i actually had a tail prior to this one uh back in 80 89 and i cut it and it was
00:51:48.400 only you know probably about five or six inches which i still have oh yeah and i immediately felt this
00:51:54.320 angst i was like okay that ain't gonna happen so february 9th 1990 i started growing this one so yes it has
00:51:59.840 a birthday yeah so how old is it it is 33 and a half it'll be 34 years february the night
00:52:07.600 praise god baby and if we plucked a strand of it or a cord of it and we tested it what would it what
00:52:14.080 would it test positive for because you got alone well i always told i told everybody i couldn't do
00:52:18.080 drugs in my life because you can literally do a drug test on hair and i would have been in so much
00:52:22.400 trouble but i've been a good girl i don't do that stuff oh yeah yeah yeah damn boy because yeah i think
00:52:28.000 yeah there's just so much of you'd really be able to just kind of you could probably find the exact
00:52:33.520 friday night that you smoked a joint if somebody wanted to get real particular on there how what
00:52:39.200 does your mother think of it what does she think of your long hair and your world record now because
00:52:42.880 you're in the record books aren't you yes i i actually have my beautiful Guinness world record
00:52:49.200 book here yeah that's so cool and i yeah i said i've i've um show me your page let me see what page
00:52:56.080 you're on wow shorty that's awesome but back to my mom i said uh somebody made a negative comment
00:53:07.360 once and they said oh they must be so proud and i said well actually my mom's probably up in heaven
00:53:12.400 looking down laughing her butt off now yeah my mom passed away a few years ago but yeah i think she
00:53:16.960 would think it was hilarious oh that's cool yeah she's probably getting a good laugh out of it
00:53:21.040 oh oh yeah she'd probably be like well it's just your hair i'm like yes mother no people what are
00:53:26.480 what are some of the nicknames are you got like maybe i was trying to think of something maybe billy
00:53:30.960 ray punzel maybe or i'm trying to think of i like that one really very fun though i think i probably
00:53:36.640 started mine for who it is no it's just it's just it's just the tale everybody knows me for my hair
00:53:42.160 i mean people can't remember my name but they go i want the one with the long hair yeah
00:53:46.400 and it was it was so funny because when i was on um deployment with the state guard during coven
00:53:53.040 i was in uniform all the time so after i got off coven i got hired at the health department
00:53:58.080 i didn't have to have my hair tucked anymore because i didn't in uniform and the people were
00:54:02.240 just like you've always had that i said yeah i just knew how to hide it wow so yeah you never know
00:54:10.800 what people are hiding these days boys you never know oh yeah somebody i work in public health tell
00:54:16.480 me about it god damn yeah dude you never know somebody will show you a mole that they can piss
00:54:22.560 out of you know you just know it's just a weird world out there i tell people i could strangle you
00:54:27.520 and they'd be looking for a rope okay yeah now we're talking huh you ever done any light crime with
00:54:33.360 it tammy oh no i mean it's like you know with all the people out in the world you know the hair
00:54:38.160 and everything nah and i don't need that career yeah um what about any long-term plans with it if
00:54:45.520 you've considered maybe doing uh locks for love or or locks for lust even hell i'd buy a damn half a
00:54:52.800 foot and make a damn orgy towel out of it or something i mean i bet you gotta realize you get
00:54:57.280 the thread that's what i was saying somebody said you know about only fans you know feed hair i said
00:55:02.320 no no no i i have a i like to keep a decent image um no i've had people say so are you gonna cut it
00:55:08.880 now and i told the uh news person i said let me think about that no yeah i'm very blessed because
00:55:15.200 not everybody's hair will grow long that's that's a great point that's a great point you're almost doing
00:55:21.200 it for the people that can't do it even there's a little bit of that in there sure sure we'll go with
00:55:25.680 that and now when you say if you go to heaven one day right and you uh what was where does the hair
00:55:33.280 go with it is it i hope somebody's up there that can braid it for me oh yeah because i can't do it
00:55:41.120 by myself i have to have somebody do it for me now that's kind of interesting you have to have a
00:55:44.640 partner really to get to keep that hair well yep and she's been in some of the videos that guinness put
00:55:51.120 it out because they did a whole photo shoot which was really cool yeah and they've done different
00:55:55.920 videos and i found a lot of them online i mean because this story got out which was amazing
00:56:03.120 and i mean some of the people's got the video so it's uh my brother who is more technological than i
00:56:08.080 am he actually filmed a whole thing where she took it down and he did it in fast motion and then we did
00:56:13.520 a whole time of writing it because it takes her about an hour and 15 minutes to braid it by the time she
00:56:18.240 yeah by the time she braids it and re-wraps it because i put a little crochet floss at the top
00:56:23.360 keep from getting so fuzzy with the beads on the end oh damn i think you're getting it ready for
00:56:28.240 church huh and what kind of salve you put in you put any salve or something in it what do you guys do
00:56:32.800 over there well you know i joked with somebody because they asked uh are you getting hair care
00:56:37.840 product from us i said no but i'm a ready-made commercial for maine and tail hair and conditioner come on
00:56:43.440 yeah yeah oh i bet half the preakness gets fucking pissed if you walk by they get them ponies will
00:56:50.880 show out i'm sure yeah it's actually a pretty good product but i've used several things through the
00:56:56.720 years but i like stuff with argon i have shampoo condition and then um a leave-in conditioner right
00:57:03.520 before she braids it oh that's beautiful god that's so and it gets it gets rebraided about once a week
00:57:08.480 hmm my it sounds it sounds damn majestic really it sounds royal it really does i don't know if you
00:57:16.480 i mean if you see it it comes all the way up oh yeah god oh yeah i'm like if i get if i could get
00:57:22.480 you it's kind of hard to show the whole thing just oh baby i get it baby of its length oh my god yeah
00:57:27.840 it kind of fluffy you tell the irish in me there with the reddish oh yeah oh sure yeah
00:57:34.880 oh i feel like that's impressive i'm like okay thank you now you ever caught a lover on it you
00:57:40.400 ever put a little chicken liver on the end of it or a butterscotch or something and just kind of you
00:57:44.800 you got a little toe line for you there i know no but i i'm always careful from around cats
00:57:52.160 because they think it's a building cat toy right there oh they do they don't have a heart do they
00:57:58.960 it's something i've dealt with so i know how to deal with it but yeah it's um it's a it's a
00:58:02.880 conversation piece yeah well it sure is well it brought us here to talk to you today tammy and
00:58:07.760 i just want to say thanks yeah a for just doing something unique you know it's fun to do something
00:58:12.320 unique in your life and and people don't realize there's all types of ways to find some way to be
00:58:17.040 creative or to be expressive and uh i think that's just such a nice reminder um and i'm just who i am
00:58:24.720 that's what i tell everybody i said i just try to be nice do my job well and and one i had one
00:58:30.400 negative comment one i had several when all this came out and people were making some negative
00:58:35.040 comments and i'm like they're talking about the state of the world i said yes i'm in health care
00:58:39.360 i understand how the world is if this gives somebody something to smile at laugh about make
00:58:44.640 fun of something different oh yeah it takes your mind off of stuff going bad that's fine with me i'm
00:58:51.280 good with it oh you could stand by any river in louisiana and you could charge a nickel every time
00:58:56.960 somebody want to rope swing off into that thing honey i'll say that i wish i could make a nickel
00:59:01.920 off every time somebody made a comment about it now that's fair that's hey look that hair tariff
00:59:08.080 baby that's it look that that counts um is there a meetup is there a meetup for the guinness world
00:59:14.400 record holders you guys do an event do you get to meet the guy with the longest uh tooth or the sharpest
00:59:21.200 elbow or the you know the guy who's been underwater for a month or whatever like is there a um
00:59:26.560 um you know is there any sort of i know of i know there's mullet meetups yeah people have
00:59:32.720 different well that's for that and i am that's for drugs so let's just call it yes i might have
00:59:38.960 to turn that job down as a judge next year i was asked about well look i'll just say in the ones at
00:59:44.800 the rest area are i'll tell you that that's for sure yeah god bless those people yeah we just wanted
00:59:50.880 to say hey tammy you know we know there's been a lot of hype and hoopla and um and i've gotten i've
00:59:56.160 gotten tagged in so many pictures wanting us to say hey to you and and get to spend a little bit of
01:00:00.320 time so just want to say congratulations yeah congratulations and thank you so much for uh
01:00:05.520 for chatting with us today we appreciate you i know my brother's thrilled because when i first
01:00:11.040 got the invitation we couldn't hook up and i was my brother was checking on my social media i actually
01:00:15.280 gave him the passwords and he goes oh my god i'm missing the invitation from phil bond i'm like
01:00:20.160 i don't have time to check all this stuff so i was looking you up and i'm like oh crap all those
01:00:25.280 people i'm gonna be the most boring interview he's ever done and he wants to talk to me okay
01:00:32.000 now you're great you're you're doing something unique you know i could i you know i don't have
01:00:36.800 anything you know i'm not gonna say i've never been the owner of anything long but you know i never really
01:00:42.640 you know i got god that god gave me what he gave me you know and that's fine with us
01:00:50.240 so somebody said you know other people have long hair i said i know people who can sing but they're
01:00:55.040 not on the voice it's just how lucky you get with what you got yeah well you got thankful and i'm
01:01:00.640 happy amen i like your attitude happy holidays to you tammy and thank you for your time tonight
01:01:05.440 you as well keep your mullet going keep it trim you're good yeah i'll see y'all maybe i might see
01:01:10.000 you in the mullet streets next year all right hey take care thank you so much you too darling bye-bye
01:01:16.640 bye thank you tammy not often you get to talk to just a real vine of society right there
01:01:24.080 just one of god just one of mother nature's damn just just a fern of beauty oh that's beautiful that
01:01:34.000 tail boy you hang that thing out a window at night boy seven raccoons will hump it baby god praise god
01:01:41.840 thank you tammy all right this is a call that came in thank you for hitting the hotline as
01:01:47.280 as always hotline is 95-664-9503 let's hear this hey theo my name is alex i'm from denmark and uh
01:01:58.000 denmark baby denmark did it yeah ricky done it denmark did it
01:02:06.720 onward brother i want to start off by saying thank you for uh being you i um i've been through
01:02:13.280 a year of depression and um watching your videos and your insights everything from your humor to how you
01:02:21.280 tackle the deeper questions in life it's truly inspirational and it's been a big light in in
01:02:29.440 my existence at least and i am sure for many others well thanks man that's a nice thing for you to say
01:02:35.280 man um yeah i'm just trying to just trying to do my best man just trying to stay alive baby and uh
01:02:41.440 uh but yeah uh that's very it's a nice thing for you to say onward brother uh during this time um
01:02:48.480 i have two questions for you number one i have asperger's so i'm all this mouth baby as you would
01:02:54.320 say damn baby you got the euro tism baby gang bro we never fucking had that shit on it bro we never
01:03:04.640 had the exchange rate on that freaking tism bro that they seem or whatever they call it over there you
01:03:09.680 know tism tism we never had that exchange rate on that tism tism tism we never had that
01:03:20.240 shit baby we never had it so god good to see you baby fucking do each mark baby with that tism
01:03:29.920 fuck yeah dude i knew that shit would make it overseas baby you're all gonna fucking get it
01:03:35.200 praise god boy we're all going to be playing fucking zelda somewhere in hell baby let's hear
01:03:42.220 it onward sorry man sorry on this mouth baby as you would say which i love by the way um how would
01:03:50.540 you go about a first date like how would you ensure that date doesn't tism out fully my second
01:03:57.460 question to you is well first of all this is how you do a first date man you don't do no you don't
01:04:01.780 try to do no sex you don't try to do no titty you don't try to do no booty hole or nothing you do
01:04:07.000 regular you do communication you do uh constant um uh positive energy you know you do learning
01:04:17.700 get some coffee and uh maybe have a uh oh shit it's up already snack have a snack you got to do
01:04:29.900 something easy drop somebody off get them an uber don't try to make all the magic
01:04:33.820 happen don't take me because there's no magic left in the sack homie
01:04:41.520 there's no magic left in the sack baby you got to leave some magic in the sack
01:04:48.080 so that's what i would do and if you have autism or whatever you got baby as burgers fucking
01:04:53.240 einsburgers whatever you got dog fucking one of the wall burgers one of them's got the shit
01:04:59.020 ronnie or whatever uh tell them straight up hey baby you know i'm that fucking i'm that fucking
01:05:08.540 spectrum donkey homie tell her straight up tell her show where you at on the spectrum bring a ruler
01:05:16.360 you know so that'll help baby you're gonna be fine baby i'll tell a lot of chicks will they'll love a
01:05:22.660 dude who's got a fucking problem as long as it's an energetic one as long as if you do yard work and
01:05:28.220 you fucking get out there and you build a damn uh a trevoli fountain or whatever out of the leaves
01:05:35.660 or some kind of shit she's gonna love you dude if you build a uh arch of triumph out of the damn um
01:05:44.960 you know out of some shit you're supposed to pull out of the garage she's gonna love you brother and
01:05:49.740 that's god working with you onward um i've noticed in your latest few videos you're wearing these
01:05:55.740 really cool black aviator style sunglasses i was curious could you share the brand and model of those
01:06:03.240 because i would love to get them for myself carry a bit of theo swag on my day hell yeah baby and these
01:06:09.260 are these autism fucking blonders baby these are the tism blonders dog they see me tizzin they hated
01:06:18.860 bruh knock knock who's there autism where the hoes at
01:06:29.580 not here um i don't know what these are man i don't know even where i got them i've been trying
01:06:39.200 to find a sunglass company that will partner or something with us and help us get some um awareness
01:06:44.640 out there or get some sunglass out there maybe we would do a good tism shade maybe that wouldn't be
01:06:49.280 nice because really autism is just a set is just kind of like uh god puts a filter on you or a shade
01:06:54.760 it in a way and it's like a unique shade that we don't know that much about and so i think that
01:06:59.560 would be pretty cool so one of our goals next year is to get into uh doing some supportive stuff
01:07:07.780 so it's just been hard you know i gotta get some more help and um
01:07:13.640 you know this year we've really spent a lot of our spare time just uh trying to build the podcast
01:07:22.120 honestly and i haven't done as many solo episodes um some of that's been because uh it's been stress
01:07:29.780 it's been it just the my stress gets built up and it's hard for me to um
01:07:35.720 breathe
01:07:39.220 yeah i want to be in a calm enough place when i have these when i do these so i can
01:07:46.540 try to communicate earnestly from somewhere in my brain uh or in my feelings or whatever
01:07:51.880 and it just um
01:07:54.540 yeah so i'll just
01:07:59.180 i just gotta breathe more
01:08:04.540 so hoping to have a few a few more before the end of the year uh
01:08:10.660 but dude denmark it's so crazy man thank you for communicating from denmark and good luck with the
01:08:17.080 um disease and good luck with everything brother we love you man
01:08:20.620 praise god baby god is doing work man
01:08:24.380 what else oh somebody got a tattoo of us right there
01:08:27.740 oh that's beautiful man be good to yourself it says
01:08:30.960 oh it's still bleeding jesus
01:08:33.420 god
01:08:35.460 okay buddy be safe okay be safe
01:08:40.480 oh this one is cool this one is the little gang gang guy the little animation guy that bartos does and he's a polishman
01:08:48.160 so if you wonder how the animation started people say well how'd the animation start sometimes
01:08:53.180 this man communicated and said hey i would love to do something and find a way to do something together
01:08:57.840 and uh
01:08:59.160 and so here we are
01:09:01.400 just
01:09:01.900 funny taking that first step man
01:09:05.160 um
01:09:06.300 all right let's hear what we got here what's going on
01:09:09.960 hey uh steel
01:09:11.660 bon
01:09:12.200 uh this is riley
01:09:13.780 and uh
01:09:15.220 what's up riley
01:09:16.540 let's hear more baby do it
01:09:19.860 uh
01:09:20.180 so recently at my middle school there's this new kid that's transit
01:09:25.060 what the fuck is middle middle school
01:09:27.940 middle school
01:09:32.900 what am i thinking of middle school
01:09:36.780 like a what
01:09:39.260 um okay uh yep yep let's sorry let's hear more man
01:09:43.120 this new kid that's transit
01:09:45.940 over the years it's a new year
01:09:48.400 and all right so he's cool and stuff
01:09:52.220 all right uh
01:09:53.600 i know this uh
01:09:55.040 might
01:09:55.820 be offensive i don't know no offense
01:09:58.820 oh it's fine
01:10:00.420 but uh
01:10:02.240 yeah he's a
01:10:05.220 big black kid
01:10:06.460 and
01:10:07.660 i paid him
01:10:10.280 three dollars
01:10:11.340 you know my friend
01:10:13.740 to
01:10:14.620 like
01:10:16.160 mess with my friend
01:10:17.240 okay so you paid a brother three dollars a mess with your friend
01:10:20.620 okay
01:10:21.740 we got it
01:10:22.700 i think that's called
01:10:24.740 what is that called
01:10:25.700 i don't know
01:10:29.760 let's hear more
01:10:30.560 and
01:10:32.160 guess what he does
01:10:33.800 he slapped him
01:10:35.160 and he kept on requesting more and more money
01:10:37.580 and he keeps on trying to
01:10:39.100 get me to send him more money
01:10:40.640 and i don't really know what to do
01:10:42.460 dang homie you
01:10:45.360 that's what
01:10:45.820 see look man
01:10:46.660 if you start a three dollar brother dog
01:10:48.960 you don't you know what i'm saying
01:10:50.100 you can't
01:10:51.520 you can't ask for
01:10:52.740 you can't be expecting
01:10:54.520 five dollar behavior
01:10:56.140 if you you know what i'm saying
01:10:58.120 you can't be expecting ten dollar behavior
01:11:00.560 out of three dollar brother
01:11:01.800 or any three dollar hitman
01:11:03.400 so i think you gotta
01:11:05.340 you gotta
01:11:05.900 you gotta top him off with the extra that money
01:11:08.300 i'd get him another seven and say
01:11:10.020 hey look this shit ends here daddy
01:11:11.540 this shit ends here
01:11:13.240 because if he slapped him
01:11:14.600 damn bro
01:11:15.400 you involved in damn crime brother
01:11:18.140 you in damn crime homie
01:11:20.920 god damn brother
01:11:22.420 yeah that's look
01:11:24.240 i've been there
01:11:25.060 you start a couple dollar brother
01:11:26.420 on some low-key crime
01:11:27.620 and then you can't fucking stop
01:11:29.040 he want us to you know
01:11:31.260 because sometimes people get motivated a little bit
01:11:33.760 it doesn't matter what the avenue is
01:11:35.440 whether it's
01:11:36.820 you know for the good or the bad
01:11:39.880 you know in these days crime
01:11:42.800 half of our government is crime
01:11:44.300 so hell that dude could be a damn mayor in six months
01:11:47.860 but god baby
01:11:49.820 yeah seven
01:11:50.500 i say you hit him with that seven bucks man
01:11:52.840 uh
01:11:54.580 let me i might even pay it off for you man
01:11:57.620 because i don't want you getting involved in some shit
01:11:59.100 i don't want you getting too deep in shit
01:12:00.440 you're still too young man for that
01:12:02.680 god damn brother
01:12:04.100 oh yeah
01:12:05.560 i remember i lent a dude eight dollars
01:12:08.020 some dude with no fucking shoes
01:12:09.740 and he bought a bunch of dope
01:12:12.960 and i had to go down to his fucking family
01:12:14.880 and their door
01:12:15.640 was inoperable or something
01:12:18.100 some of the
01:12:18.640 and you had to go in and out
01:12:20.100 right through their fucking window by the sink
01:12:22.080 you had to fucking climb up
01:12:23.300 this plant pot and get in there
01:12:25.320 i was so scared dude
01:12:28.100 and
01:12:28.360 they were in there fucking
01:12:30.580 they had a cat that was dying
01:12:32.000 and they were in there bottle feeding it
01:12:33.800 and i was like
01:12:37.260 i do not need my eight dollars
01:12:39.200 i am getting the fuck out of this shit
01:12:42.480 so
01:12:44.220 all right
01:12:46.340 this is a call that came in
01:12:48.020 hey p.o
01:12:49.080 uh
01:12:49.720 my name is gabe
01:12:51.000 i'm from
01:12:52.160 right around the lewiston auburn area
01:12:55.360 of uh maine
01:12:56.380 thank you for calling gabe
01:12:58.940 i appreciate it
01:12:59.700 up to maine
01:13:00.480 yeah i've been up there
01:13:01.260 and uh
01:13:02.400 there was a
01:13:04.280 john travolta
01:13:05.560 touched
01:13:06.100 well my buddy's daddy said
01:13:08.400 john travolta touched his leg
01:13:09.780 once up there on a ferry
01:13:11.120 said he had beautiful legs
01:13:13.320 for a 75 year old
01:13:14.720 onward
01:13:15.220 of uh maine
01:13:15.940 i know you mentioned before
01:13:17.640 you really like maine
01:13:18.560 and i saw you up here in portland
01:13:20.200 uh
01:13:21.240 about a year ago
01:13:22.260 when you came out
01:13:22.760 with your special
01:13:23.260 um
01:13:24.560 we just had a
01:13:27.020 uh
01:13:27.360 our first
01:13:27.900 mass shooting
01:13:28.960 in maine
01:13:30.040 and it was actually
01:13:31.200 right down the road
01:13:31.880 from me
01:13:32.260 at a bowling alley
01:13:33.420 in a bar
01:13:33.900 that i
01:13:34.300 i've gone to before
01:13:35.860 and i've gone to the bowling alley
01:13:37.420 quite a bit
01:13:38.020 um
01:13:39.720 i
01:13:41.440 i've always read about this stuff
01:13:43.320 happening in other places
01:13:44.300 and
01:13:44.680 it just kind of hits
01:13:46.740 hits it home
01:13:47.880 i mean literally
01:13:49.180 right down the road
01:13:50.580 um
01:13:51.320 i know a 14 year old boy
01:13:54.100 was killed
01:13:54.620 and
01:13:54.960 it was like a youth night
01:13:56.320 at the bowling alley
01:13:57.140 and
01:13:57.420 i
01:13:58.720 i think our whole community
01:13:59.980 up here is really
01:14:00.720 taken back by it
01:14:02.100 and i
01:14:03.020 i didn't have any family
01:14:05.580 involved
01:14:05.960 i just knew
01:14:06.560 i knew of a few people
01:14:08.300 who passed away
01:14:09.060 and obviously it's a small
01:14:10.240 community
01:14:10.640 and knew who they were
01:14:11.960 um
01:14:13.600 i just don't
01:14:14.800 i don't think anyone
01:14:16.180 around here really knows
01:14:17.100 how to move
01:14:17.920 forward past this
01:14:19.220 i mean
01:14:19.540 with time i guess
01:14:21.460 but
01:14:21.840 i just don't
01:14:24.160 i don't know how people
01:14:26.000 do it
01:14:26.340 being in a bigger city
01:14:27.600 and
01:14:27.880 and this kind of stuff
01:14:28.860 happening all the time
01:14:29.720 i mean
01:14:30.060 yeah
01:14:30.700 it's not normal
01:14:31.480 it's not normal
01:14:35.400 yeah it's not normal man
01:14:39.700 i'm sorry
01:14:40.220 i'm sorry
01:14:40.900 i'm sorry that's been
01:14:42.660 happening in your community
01:14:43.540 man
01:14:44.000 yeah it happened in
01:14:46.100 nashville
01:14:46.620 um
01:14:47.900 every year there's a
01:14:49.800 there's a place that gets
01:14:50.940 it
01:14:51.240 uval day
01:14:52.140 oh
01:14:52.760 yeah i don't know
01:14:54.900 what to say
01:14:55.620 you know and maybe
01:14:56.480 you're not even looking
01:14:57.060 for me to say anything
01:14:58.120 maybe just looking for
01:15:01.020 somebody just to sit
01:15:01.920 here with you for a
01:15:02.680 minute
01:15:02.900 yeah man i can do
01:15:10.360 that i can just sit
01:15:11.020 here with you for a
01:15:11.680 minute
01:15:11.860 if you need to feel
01:15:19.300 something or whatever
01:15:20.200 yeah i can just sit here
01:15:23.760 with you and care about
01:15:24.440 you for a minute
01:15:24.980 or try to you know
01:15:25.980 sometimes when i try to
01:15:27.240 care about people
01:15:27.900 i just
01:15:28.440 i just try to like
01:15:37.780 close my eyes and just
01:15:38.620 think about how
01:15:39.100 wonderful they are
01:15:39.980 that's i think how i do
01:15:42.420 it let me think how i do
01:15:43.300 it
01:15:44.060 yeah and i think i just
01:15:50.840 wish i could do anything
01:15:51.660 to make them feel
01:15:52.300 better
01:15:52.620 you know
01:15:53.420 but yeah just know
01:16:06.880 that people are thinking
01:16:07.560 of you man
01:16:08.060 um
01:16:08.520 you know my
01:16:09.860 uh
01:16:10.460 when you said it's not
01:16:16.880 normal it's so true
01:16:18.060 it's not normal
01:16:21.100 i don't know you know
01:16:25.560 it's a good question is
01:16:26.520 it is it it's not
01:16:27.640 normal we shouldn't do
01:16:29.020 this to each other other
01:16:30.000 countries don't do this
01:16:31.180 you know i think
01:16:33.460 every society is really an
01:16:37.780 experiment
01:16:38.240 you know we've learned a
01:16:41.440 little bit from previous
01:16:42.240 societies that stays
01:16:43.100 around but societies get
01:16:44.500 manipulated and um
01:16:45.900 compromised by different
01:16:47.920 forces and dark forces
01:16:49.260 and then it's in
01:16:51.260 the experiment changes
01:16:53.340 um
01:16:53.960 but yeah it'd be nice if
01:16:57.300 we could go back to a
01:16:58.340 time where
01:16:58.900 we were just more
01:17:01.260 connected to the nature
01:17:02.280 you know
01:17:02.740 when you saw a deer it
01:17:05.720 would just like
01:17:06.400 it wouldn't run maybe
01:17:08.360 you know i don't know
01:17:14.760 that could be fucking
01:17:15.460 delusional too
01:17:16.380 but also back then a
01:17:18.180 fucking raccoon you
01:17:19.080 might be looking at a
01:17:19.840 deer and then two
01:17:20.500 raccoons jump out the
01:17:21.660 tree and fuck you up
01:17:22.800 you know that's the
01:17:24.600 weird thing it's like
01:17:25.440 is it normal
01:17:26.240 is society are we
01:17:28.100 does it nature always
01:17:29.540 just devolve into
01:17:30.680 something anarchal
01:17:31.740 i don't know
01:17:35.380 i don't know
01:17:37.880 but i think it's
01:17:39.460 it's
01:17:42.220 it's it's not
01:17:43.240 comfortable
01:17:43.720 and yeah i'm sorry
01:17:45.880 that that happened in
01:17:46.540 your community i'm sorry
01:17:47.280 that every year there's
01:17:47.940 new communities where it
01:17:48.940 happens
01:17:49.380 but i sometimes i start
01:17:54.100 to believe that we're
01:17:55.040 gonna get to fit we're
01:17:56.220 gonna figure this out we're
01:17:57.340 gonna get out of this
01:17:58.440 we're gonna get out of
01:18:01.420 this pain
01:18:02.020 we're gonna climb out
01:18:04.960 you know
01:18:05.820 the river can see the
01:18:08.800 moon
01:18:09.120 in the distance of the
01:18:12.020 seventh moon the oyster
01:18:13.620 listens to his family
01:18:14.840 like look dude i gotta
01:18:16.380 get
01:18:16.860 i look i just need one of
01:18:19.120 these saverns a little
01:18:20.040 you know
01:18:21.120 hey can you just fade this
01:18:23.400 up a little the tree learns
01:18:24.800 his ways from the wind
01:18:25.920 yeah i understand that can
01:18:27.720 you i just i gotta get
01:18:28.980 this um
01:18:30.020 can you
01:18:31.180 this i gotta get this fade a
01:18:34.140 little tighter man you
01:18:35.700 know
01:18:35.920 do not change horses in
01:18:38.960 the middle of the river
01:18:39.900 yeah i look man i
01:18:41.940 totally agree i got four
01:18:44.040 minutes i gotta be up that
01:18:46.020 on ramp so can i got yeah
01:18:48.080 you just talk tight just
01:18:49.900 decide even it up a little
01:18:51.460 bit please
01:18:53.040 all right guys uh i gotta get
01:18:56.180 i gotta go i've been on
01:18:57.920 here for a long time
01:18:59.080 um
01:18:59.960 but
01:19:02.300 yeah
01:19:07.080 i just gotta remember to
01:19:09.140 breathe man
01:19:09.920 they must want us to
01:19:16.760 breathe
01:19:17.080 god must want us to
01:19:19.160 breathe because he gave us
01:19:20.060 two
01:19:20.500 places to breathe out of
01:19:22.880 you know
01:19:25.080 you could do it frontwards
01:19:30.660 backwards you could do to
01:19:31.900 um
01:19:32.400 backwards frontwards that's
01:19:36.020 the only ways you can do it
01:19:37.280 breathing
01:19:37.740 but uh
01:19:41.720 yeah
01:19:43.060 uh but
01:19:43.920 anyway um
01:19:45.080 sorry i think my brain's
01:19:47.380 just getting tired
01:19:48.040 um
01:19:49.540 i want to thank you guys for
01:19:50.860 your
01:19:51.280 continued support
01:19:52.780 support and
01:19:53.840 what else it's nice man
01:19:55.980 it's a nice time of year
01:19:57.120 it's a great time of year to
01:19:58.480 keep our eyes open and keep
01:19:59.620 our hearts open
01:20:00.420 uh do our best
01:20:02.540 back off that wiener baby
01:20:04.680 and let the lord touch you
01:20:07.360 that's what i'm saying
01:20:08.620 de-hand that wiener
01:20:13.000 and let the lord touch you
01:20:15.820 that's what i'm saying baby
01:20:18.820 so i'm feeling that i'm feeling
01:20:21.080 just feeling excited about
01:20:23.040 that
01:20:23.420 getting in touch with uh
01:20:25.780 just better intentions and
01:20:28.700 spirits this holiday season
01:20:30.140 um
01:20:31.080 what else i feel like there's
01:20:33.380 something i'm supposed to tell
01:20:34.040 you but i can't remember what
01:20:34.920 it was
01:20:35.540 um
01:20:36.340 god bless everybody in
01:20:38.640 israel and palestine
01:20:39.920 uh
01:20:41.080 they got to figure some
01:20:42.320 freedom out over there man
01:20:43.480 you know usually when you hear
01:20:45.560 free a place
01:20:46.620 free tibet
01:20:47.520 free q
01:20:48.100 but they
01:20:48.480 that there needs to be some
01:20:49.920 freeing there's you know
01:20:51.180 you don't otherwise you
01:20:51.900 don't hear it
01:20:52.620 you know i'm saying that's
01:20:54.280 you don't hear the thing
01:20:55.240 you don't hear free
01:20:57.140 um
01:20:58.260 america you don't hear free
01:21:00.520 israel you don't hear free
01:21:02.200 um
01:21:03.380 russia you don't hear free
01:21:06.200 michigan
01:21:07.260 you don't hear it
01:21:09.100 so usually it's a good sign
01:21:12.080 that they got to figure
01:21:12.880 something out
01:21:13.600 um
01:21:14.740 but i'm praying for my
01:21:18.100 friends in pain
01:21:18.780 i'm praying for those people
01:21:19.900 in pain
01:21:20.500 it's just
01:21:32.400 it's a lot
01:21:34.140 being alive sometimes is a lot
01:21:36.140 uh
01:21:38.140 anyway sorry i didn't mean to
01:21:40.200 get enough
01:21:40.860 sad space there but
01:21:42.360 um
01:21:43.740 we got to go out and do our
01:21:45.700 best baby
01:21:46.260 and i love you guys
01:21:48.580 and um
01:21:49.900 what can we roll out on
01:21:53.020 um
01:21:53.780 uh this one will get us there
01:21:56.560 uh how about
01:21:57.680 enjoy this one right here
01:22:00.300 um
01:22:00.960 you guys be good to yourselves
01:22:03.020 baby
01:22:03.280 you deserve
01:22:04.080 whenever you're down
01:22:06.440 out in the cold
01:22:09.540 faithless and dark
01:22:12.400 your story's untold
01:22:15.540 come take my hand
01:22:18.200 and walk there with me
01:22:20.940 i know a place
01:22:23.660 where we can be free
01:22:26.340 there is a light
01:22:29.280 shining for you
01:22:32.420 guiding your way
01:22:35.240 helping you through
01:22:38.120 when shadows and gloom
01:22:41.000 are all that you see
01:22:43.840 we'll find a place
01:22:46.480 where we can be free
01:22:49.020 you