This Past Weekend with Theo Von - February 14, 2024


E482 Magnet Love


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 26 minutes

Words per Minute

141.77913

Word Count

12,319

Sentence Count

10

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

74


Summary

Happy Valentine's Day to all of you who are out there in the world who are in love and in love with you. Happy Valentine's day to all the people out there out there who are feeling the love and feeling the heartache.


Transcript

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00:01:03.920 guys you know it's just life it's just life i'm talking to myself really but also um
00:01:14.560 whoever's listening it doesn't have to be perfect baby it's just life
00:01:17.120 the perfections already been done
00:01:24.080 that's one thing i gotta remember a lot of times the perfection
00:01:30.640 has already been done by a higher power i'm just i don't have yeah i just gotta show up and just
00:01:37.680 and just try my best baby um
00:01:44.960 happy valentine's to you and that's what's going on this love baby you can you know
00:01:53.440 you could hear uh cupid drawing that bow back
00:01:57.760 and you don't know where he is he could be on a rooftop he could be in a backyard you'll be walking
00:02:08.160 along and then what's that and next thing you see baby you're gonna wanna
00:02:16.880 you're gonna wanna hump baby you know what i'm talking about you're gonna wanna
00:02:20.240 you hump it or do something with it or just rub up against it god show me something god
00:02:29.920 but that's who cupid is baby cupid out there he would that he got that thing on him he got that
00:02:37.040 draco that love bow on him
00:02:38.880 you get hit he's the damn chris kyle of love just just
00:02:51.200 and i look he look i think they should put a a a cupid on every building in the town
00:02:59.040 and let him just start popping off and just light the world up with love baby and that's what i would
00:03:05.120 like to see because sometimes look man you don't you know he'll hit you and next thing you know you
00:03:11.680 out there you touching on the milk man you know he you get hit by cupid's arrow and next thing you
00:03:18.800 know you out there you trying to lip lock on the damn uh at&t service provider you you know you
00:03:25.360 trying to slurp face on some on some dude with a couple of damn uh cables in his truck
00:03:31.760 if you get lit you get lit and that's the thing to be lit up with love that's the thing i want to
00:03:39.360 just i want to be loved all the time not even to be in love with somebody but just to just feel that
00:03:46.000 energy that's what i want to feel you know and sometimes you get hit by cupid's arrow when you
00:03:53.440 next thing you see the damn mailman or something and you trying to you know you trying to flex on him
00:04:00.080 you trying to reach in his bag and sniff all of his perfume samples or whatever you trying to nose
00:04:06.880 up that bag baby that delivery sack he's got on him you just you're trying to just
00:04:14.880 huff on everything he's got um and male person i should say i don't want to i don't think you say
00:04:21.600 male man you know it's i call i'll be honest with you yes i've called a male um woman or female i
00:04:32.240 guess some a woman who was delivering mail i don't know what they want to be called or don't but i
00:04:36.640 called one of them this lady i'm not gonna say she seemed like a guy or whatever but i think
00:04:45.040 you know if if somebody saw her they'd say hey fella what up so she kind of was giving off that you
00:04:52.560 know she was giving a lot of dude and uh anyway just it's okay it is what it is baby i don't know what i'm
00:05:02.320 talking about and i never have but happy valentine that's what i want to say it's a day to think about
00:05:09.120 love it's a it's a time to feel about love we got some beautiful tunes right here too let me crack into
00:05:15.440 a couple of instrumentals right here
00:05:31.520 oh yeah
00:05:32.080 that's that mexicano love that i'm more
00:05:41.200 hey i'm more you want some i want a more
00:05:49.520 that's that mexican love bro
00:05:51.360 and that's look that's a mexican love that shit can get uh latino love or whatever um a more day
00:06:05.280 um amigos el uh latinos mexicanos legales uh amigos um but that's the love like mexican love as well
00:06:21.760 because a latino girl she'll like be i love you and then she'll be like i'm going to tear your heart
00:06:27.360 out and cook it at your father's home and you're like okay that's you know that seemed like a lot
00:06:35.760 you know they'll be like i love you so much mi hermano yo vivo amor or you
00:06:45.840 i'm going to saw your feet off your body and hide them in the desert you're like okay well that's uh
00:06:54.720 they they just very passionate that's a passionate group right there but they got love over there that
00:07:00.320 mexican love baby what else we got and that's um lejos de ti
00:07:06.800 by clara mindez that's who that was beautiful instrumental
00:07:10.720 let's pull in another tune we got here
00:07:21.200 okay
00:07:28.880 okay somebody
00:07:29.840 this is somebody
00:07:39.840 this is somebody probably jerking off by a in a park you know by a pond or something like that
00:07:46.480 just feeding the ducks as they call it in uh a lot of homeless cultures i believe so that's a
00:07:54.640 sad one that's a sad one for valentine's you but that's a it's a sad one okay let's hear another one
00:08:01.280 if we got here okay
00:08:13.680 this is that funk love baby that disco baby yeah yeah let me hide a little bit of lsd up in you
00:08:23.040 have his eye you feel me that's kind of that's
00:08:29.200 oh that's
00:08:32.960 girl let me come over
00:08:38.320 oh yeah that's one of them body wash brothers right there that's that you could that dude that's
00:08:43.280 the kind of guy who just use a lot of body walls right there you could tell by his voice listen to
00:08:49.120 that man
00:08:53.040 oh yeah let me wash your body tonight that's the mother that's a guy he just got unlimited body wash
00:09:03.360 you call him over he roll right into your place he start walking he'll wash your body he'll wash his
00:09:08.640 body he'll damn he that's the guy he got the body wash on him that's that body wash man right there
00:09:15.200 baby that's that man that's that fella right there that's for sure
00:09:35.680 and that is victor lundberg featuring ed mills right there um yeah
00:09:46.480 happy to be here with you uh fresh off of the super bowl hope everybody enjoyed seeing that
00:09:52.880 i uh yeah i watched it i was cheering for the 49ers you know i just
00:09:58.640 i just wanted them to win i felt like they were supposed to win last year at least get there
00:10:03.600 um i was kind of getting tired of the whole taylor swift just the bowl ass or just the
00:10:12.000 just it was it was too much like jeez what did we do it's just it was too much
00:10:17.600 um and then the game felt so much more like a like it just stopped the game so much for commercials
00:10:27.200 it felt like like the commercials was the game at some point and then the game was the commercial
00:10:35.600 like yeah so that that was yeah i just wanted him to win i kind of always want whoever's like
00:10:44.800 people don't think is gonna win to win i think 95 times out of 98 times that's what i want
00:10:51.680 i like the underdog it's just it's the it's the that you know because if the underdog wins it makes
00:11:01.040 you believe in possibility more and i think i like that i think there's something about that that i like
00:11:10.400 and um but oh it's been a while man i know it's been a while since we've had a solo episode and uh
00:11:20.720 yeah let's crack into it what's going on
00:11:25.040 it's just i guess it's a time to maybe think about love
00:11:30.400 you know it's a time to think about love
00:11:32.320 and loving somebody
00:11:38.960 trying to think of the first time i was in love
00:11:44.000 well i remember
00:11:48.560 i think it was probably like the i remember seeing this girl i was at like a i don't know where i was
00:11:55.600 i was traveling i was on a little vacation with my buddy and he lived across the street and he would
00:12:03.040 like he kind of i think was supposed to be twins but they never formed or whatever because he would
00:12:10.400 say something he would be like how how are you today and then under his breath he'd be like
00:12:17.520 yeah how are you today
00:12:18.720 and you'd be like huh almost as if there was it was like hey what do you feel like doing and then
00:12:26.400 you'd be like yeah what do you feel like doing and it was almost like there was like a twin inside
00:12:32.480 of him that never developed but was still like down in there like yelling shit out of him um
00:12:39.920 but anyway oh yeah but his family there was a beautiful family and uh his dad would let us rake
00:12:47.120 leaves at their house sometimes and um and that was just something fun to do in the area but uh
00:12:55.520 but they what took me one time camping or something or just drove me off into the woods to like look at
00:13:01.920 a look at something or something for a few hours and there was uh there was a girl by this by this river
00:13:12.240 by this stream and she was getting some water out of the stream or something like crouched down getting
00:13:19.120 some water and it had like a very kind of native american kind of vibe to it i think i think maybe
00:13:23.920 she had a ponytail in or something and i just remember seeing her and i remember being like oh my god
00:13:29.840 what is going on what is going on i just like my whole like chest and throat and like the whole front of me
00:13:44.720 felt like a mat like a magnet started up in it like a magnetic field started up into it and it like
00:13:53.840 made me think oh my god what a i wanna i wanna just stand close to her but also be a far from her it
00:14:07.280 was kind of just like a magnet when you take two magnets that are the same you know and you put it
00:14:11.280 and they don't they kind of push each but it was this it was that same energy kind of it was like
00:14:17.360 i don't know it was the first time that this force field ever occurred inside of me and um
00:14:24.000 yeah and that was a time that i had first felt some love i remember
00:14:28.720 and then what else oh i had a lady that drove us to um
00:14:39.120 and oh and happy february too if anybody celebrates months or whatever um but yeah i had a lady that drove us
00:14:47.200 us to oh she drove us to summer camp and she was like a babysitter or something i don't remember her
00:14:56.080 name i wish i did god i just wish i knew even just four or three of the letters of her name
00:15:03.360 so i could just lay on my back and just fucking think about her but i was i think maybe 10 or 9
00:15:10.320 yeah she drove and i felt so cool i just it was the first time i'd ever ridden somewhere with a woman
00:15:17.520 or with a girl so i think it really stood out in my head you know and we got in the car and
00:15:22.640 i remember closing the door and be like oh my god it's just me and her in this car
00:15:31.760 and i just fucking wanted to take my own eyes out of my face and just hide them into my butt man i just
00:15:38.240 i was just i was just having it was just that's you know that was that was it and um yeah i was just
00:15:49.280 that nervous or whatever that i just yeah i wanted to take both of my eyes literally take my eyes out
00:15:54.400 of my face and put them into my butt or put them into like a little bag or something because seeing
00:16:01.280 the just the the the fact that i could that i was taking in that she and i were in the same place
00:16:07.040 and we were close and she was gonna start driving once she started driving i'm like
00:16:11.920 we're going somewhere what could happen are we married you know like it was just so much energy
00:16:18.240 oh and before we took off she reached over and put my seatbelt on and my god
00:16:26.080 i mean whatever eyeballs i had in my butt just came right out at that moment they just
00:16:31.440 i mean my eyes were just falling out of my ass i just uh yeah it was just god i was just because
00:16:40.960 just the fact she reached over and put it and clicked it in and um because she had to lean over and
00:16:49.280 i think she had a necklace on it was just like the first woman i'd been like that close around and so
00:16:55.120 uh and she drove us and she drove us to summer camp she drove she was the counselor and she drove us
00:17:03.520 over there i think my mom had set it up because my mom was going to work and so she set it up where
00:17:08.720 one of the counselors picked us up and god i just remember thinking i hope that god
00:17:13.680 let's let's us get married or whatever and then um she played bon jovi in the car
00:17:23.760 let's sing a song for the broken hearted
00:17:37.920 god dude and i'd never heard a song
00:17:40.320 song i'd heard songs but only like dumb shit like the wheels on the bus go right right right
00:17:46.960 right right right you know um or whatever that kind of shit was whatever children's
00:17:53.920 shit i'd never listen like a woman play a song like that and yeah those are so those were some
00:18:01.040 of those early times of love those were some of those early times of love and yeah it's just
00:18:08.400 anyway sorry to go down that memory road but i just god i just
00:18:14.400 it's just so interesting how it's not there in your world and then it starts to show up that there's
00:18:19.280 this power that the opposite sex has you know that there's this intrigue and that there's this innate
00:18:27.280 just damn god just you know and now if somebody's in love you almost people say they have autism or
00:18:35.200 whatever you know it's like there's new shows out now where it's like hey these people are in love
00:18:42.160 look how autistic they are it's like what it's like they're trying to convince us that if you were in
00:18:49.040 love you are almost mentally handicapped isn't that crazy or emotionally handicapped no offense to anybody
00:18:58.480 if anybody has autism either so you know i've been there a lot of us have been there
00:19:04.480 um you know what i'm saying hey we want autism hey we want autism
00:19:16.480 yeah so those are some early times that i felt love and lust and then i remember we got invited to a
00:19:23.040 trailer one time and somebody some girl just let me feel on the outside of her pants for probably
00:19:31.440 70 minutes we were waiting for pizza and uh the pizza guy got into a car accident i guess
00:19:41.360 and the pizza was supposed to come sooner and i think but it didn't and so she just kept
00:19:48.800 letting me feel on her pants i mean i i just knew everything about those pants
00:19:58.480 at some point and you know and i hate to i think that pizza guy was like in a really bad accident he may
00:20:06.800 have ended up in heaven even but i want to say thank you to him
00:20:13.360 thank you to him and uh yeah because i definitely remember those
00:20:23.440 those jeans those baby girl jeans she had on and that's and that's just such a time in somebody's
00:20:28.960 life when they touch somebody when you first touch somebody you know and um and you know we take calls
00:20:35.920 for that sometimes if you've ever if you ever had an experience in life where you touched somebody
00:20:41.680 touch your body or you touch somebody else's body of uh it could be same sex or opposite sex gays or
00:20:50.800 straights and if you did it and you want to you just remember it or how strange it was i remember a
00:20:57.760 lady called in a few years ago who had gotten somebody touched her cooter in a um empty
00:21:05.120 uh refrigerator box and that was just fascinating to everyone and um so yeah if you have had a
00:21:16.320 unique experience of having your body touched somewhere for the first time it was that first
00:21:21.040 time that it ever happened you know i know you know we've all been there i remember a gal
00:21:28.560 he jacked me off into a stream near her home and it it was just you know at the same time i was just
00:21:40.160 blasting out into this stream and all my my semen was just going off to war you know just like it felt
00:21:48.720 like it was in the navy or whatever it just went off into the you know out into the water um
00:21:54.720 um but yeah love is in the air and we got a love fella in the house today riley mal how are you
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00:22:59.920 stage you're in shopify.com slash theo and we got a love fella in the house today riley mal how are you
00:23:07.920 your brother doing well have you uh blasted that corn stalk yet you popped that corn stalk or what's
00:23:16.800 going on with you daddy how's that how's your love life bubba get us the latest man you uh you linked up
00:23:23.200 or um well i almost had something happen um yesterday no yep it was during the super bowl um a friend of
00:23:32.720 invited me and um actually i shouldn't say a friend of mine um just someone i knew okay and
00:23:41.280 a stranger go on and we were hanging out and everything was great and this this other guy shows
00:23:48.160 up no so you you met up with the girl yep and everything was great yep and you're what watching
00:23:54.480 the super bowl yep wow and are you like is it a are you at a busy place is it just you two somewhere
00:24:01.120 are you watching it on a phone are you listening to it on a uh stereo what are you doing no yeah we're
00:24:07.840 just at a bar okay you're at a bar and um and a dude showed up yeah no yeah i uh i saw him and i i knew
00:24:18.640 something was gonna happen uh-uh and what was he wearing was he dressed pretty well um he just had
00:24:26.000 slacks on and nice jacket fuck him i mean that's did he know that you were there with her yeah oh
00:24:35.120 so he rode in right and um okay so he shows up now what do you do are you posturing a little or what
00:24:41.840 happened are you um i'm just chilling you know i'm sitting next to her and everything's going great
00:24:47.840 um and i get up to use the bathroom mm-hmm and once i get back he that's normal dude gonna make
00:24:54.560 toilet that's normal go on and uh he's in my seat next to her
00:25:02.880 what the f a white guy uh no wow
00:25:06.560 wow a mixed guy
00:25:14.240 yeah more darker okay so he slid in huh yep no and did he and then what did you do you just kind of
00:25:23.200 like loiter in the distance kind of angrily a little yeah yeah i've done that god i've done that
00:25:32.000 some guy shows up then i'm like oh i don't stand a fucking chance let me just go hide my head inside
00:25:39.040 of my fucking honda civic let me just go back let me just slam my head in the car door of my honda civic
00:25:50.240 that's how much i'm worth um did your feelings get hurt or you still feel like you're in the game
00:25:55.760 um they were hurt a little but i thought i still had some game and what so what happened then so
00:26:02.400 then he went up to to buy a shot so i took my seat back no yeah oh my god bro bro come at me bro with
00:26:14.560 that fucking karate game boy come at me with that fucking kimchi bro you're sliding in with that
00:26:22.640 fucking korean ninja chop and then what happened and then um so he came back from getting shots for
00:26:30.000 who him and her yeah and you were in his seat yeah let's go that's what i'm talking about
00:26:38.720 and then how to and then what happened um and then uh and then he left okay he went to a different
00:26:47.360 bar it was just me and her nice and i invited her to a different bar that i was going to go to
00:26:54.240 okay and hurry it up man what's what else happened and and she basically just said no i'm going to go
00:26:59.280 to this bar with you know with the other guy no yeah oh man
00:27:05.120 god bro i'm sorry man do you think it's over uh probably
00:27:19.280 fuck it's okay bro you know it's it happens to everybody um damn so have you have you has that
00:27:27.840 been the only like has been the closest thing that's happened to you like for love since we talked to you
00:27:32.560 last no i did have my second kiss no way come on damn let me think about my first kiss
00:27:44.800 part of sometimes i can't remember when like there was a couple little kisses i remember well one
00:27:50.720 girl lady at summer camp too also let all the boys look down her shirt and god i just
00:27:57.920 fucking i remember saying i didn't see anything and they and and they let me look one more time i
00:28:05.440 guess or whatever but because i think i looked to the first time and i was so just overwrought with
00:28:12.800 the possibility of seeing some girl's chest that i literally couldn't fucking see you know who are
00:28:19.280 those people that can't see in the bible riley um we'll just look it up okay yeah all right um
00:28:31.040 yeah i just remembered that and we were fucking looking and by the end her shirt collar was damn it
00:28:37.440 was a that thing had we put 20 inches on her on her shirt collar i mean it was everybody just trying to
00:28:44.400 look at them and they just i can't remember if they were huge or even non-existent she could have been
00:28:50.320 a man in a wig um we were just so and that was i think at like 12 maybe when you were just starting
00:28:59.280 to fucking you're so horned out you're so horned out you know i had a neighbor if he saw his dog
00:29:08.960 humping something outside he'd have to go uh jerk himself
00:29:16.480 you know and you're like well that's
00:29:20.240 that seems to be
00:29:23.280 a problem i feel like because um paul and ezekiel paul and ezekiel god wow
00:29:32.720 chris paul no who is it what's the guy's full name just paul oh just paul just paul
00:29:43.600 and ezekiel and they were blind huh yeah from what um it just says two years before his death
00:29:52.960 ezekiel became blind yep and then paul experienced temporary blindness oh that's probably from pleasure
00:29:58.560 in himself that's one of the big issues is back then wasn't there a rule like the there was a fear
00:30:04.640 if you masturbated at times that they you would go blind you would literally jerk your sight right out
00:30:11.360 of your like you were spraying your sight right out of your um wiener i remember that i remember
00:30:22.960 people coming around the area and at school they had pamphlets or whatever saying do not jerk
00:30:29.360 off do not masturbate or they'd have a guy touching like a um reaching for a hot dog they
00:30:35.840 always had to use these euphemisms or whatever so they have a guy like reaching for a hot dog or like
00:30:40.400 shifting the gear shift in his car and it would be like don't do it or this and then it would be
00:30:47.120 like a picture of a just a like a guy falling into a ditch or something with a walking stick or a
00:30:53.440 somebody getting um hit by like a blind guy like uh getting hit by something or whatever but anyway
00:31:04.320 damn riley well you're still out there so no so you've had two kisses though yeah all right we'll
00:31:09.840 check back in a little bit and find out about the other one because i don't know did you ever tell
00:31:13.280 us about the other one i did not okay well we're going to check back in with you in a little bit
00:31:18.000 and find out about that man i want to get to some calls here and um yeah i just want to see what's
00:31:23.520 going on i know it's been a while since the solo episode just got off of the road uh
00:31:30.320 yeah i think just i don't know i feel all over the place a little bit but that's just how i feel
00:31:35.120 sometimes these days you know and maybe that's how we all feel i don't know um what else uh let's
00:31:46.080 look at the news here that came in right now we got uh biden dropped an unhinged tweet immediately
00:31:52.160 after the super bowl so that's interesting uh just like we drew it up he said
00:32:00.240 he said and it's a picture of him with alien type of eyes um this guy biden's lost it biden has lost
00:32:10.720 it i believe and we talked about this months ago that it's you shouldn't have no senior citizen out
00:32:17.200 there pretending to be a safe president at a certain point everybody's mind goes on sometimes your mind
00:32:27.920 goes to heaven before you do people you see people wandering around their minds been in heaven their
00:32:33.040 minds smoking weed in heaven or you know drinking in heaven maybe dating even dating women or men in
00:32:41.120 heaven if you have a gay brain or whatever uh and they're still down here on earth wandering around
00:32:47.600 eating jello bothering people yelling the n-word sometimes some of them and uh you know that's
00:32:57.920 and i think that's where we're getting with biden it's getting to the point with biden where
00:33:03.200 he's basically a scarecrow that has a popular job they're keeping him away from microphones he is
00:33:14.560 extremely close to dropping uh the n-word there's you know there's no
00:33:23.920 and i'm going uh he's oddly hip in some of his slang sometimes so i would go probably a i don't
00:33:32.320 think he's going hard r i don't know how bad he is mentally but every old person i feel like before they
00:33:41.200 completely lose their mind yells the n-word and i don't know if that's true but i've seen a lot of that
00:33:47.680 or they say it or they write you know they yeah they are doing that but um so anyway i'm just curious
00:33:57.280 to see if the at least the i think what we got to do is we need to get obviously biden hasn't
00:34:05.120 huffed a child in a while we need to get some seven-year-old some 11-year-old some 14-year-old
00:34:11.040 girls that he can huff their hair just give them a couple of fucking hits to make it to november
00:34:18.560 because what the guy is falling apart he's falling apart he's very close to yelling the n-word at
00:34:26.640 someone um and i just the only way you got to get get him what he needs you got to get him what he needs
00:34:35.440 and what he wants is obviously to sniff children to sniff a children
00:34:46.640 let him sniff a children if it's going to get him through the end of his job
00:34:55.040 so he can retire or whatever they're going to do sell his body for glue i'm not sure
00:35:00.880 but it's you can't pretend that the guy is doing well you just can't he's a guy's out of his mind
00:35:13.120 um he did call net and yahoo a bitch or something the other day though and that i thought was pretty
00:35:18.400 cool um what else do we have here uh any other news um shane gillis is going to host snl
00:35:29.520 unbelievable unbelievable wow part of me wonders if at the last minute he's going to be like
00:35:40.080 hey sorry guys it's just just not for me you know kind of like they did to him you know um
00:35:48.400 that'd be interesting uh but good for him man congrats to shane he that guy he is so funny
00:36:01.760 he is so funny man i just god i just think he's so funny um what else tucker carlson interviewed vladimir
00:36:11.760 putin uh watch that really interesting really interesting oh you know it's almost crazy
00:36:25.120 and i'm just saying this i'm not sure of this it's almost crazy that it feels like
00:36:32.560 we're almost trying to see if we can get any real information about our own country
00:36:38.720 country from vladimir putin that's why like did anybody else have a moment where they're like
00:36:48.080 huh maybe because i believe our media is just extremely compromised i just believe that i believe
00:36:56.160 that it's a big it's all bullshit i really a lot of me believes that i could be wrong i'm not saying
00:37:04.080 i'm definite but a lot of me believes that that it's all we've just been it's yeah it just doesn't
00:37:15.360 you know that's what i a lot of me thinks that um except you have independent journalists you got
00:37:22.320 independent people trying to get out there and make things happen you know um
00:37:26.240 um so that yeah that's just what i thought that was interesting like our kid it's like i'm listening
00:37:35.840 almost to see if i can get any real information because yeah i think russia is just an old dude russia
00:37:42.880 is an old guy who's set in his ways who just wants to sit over there and drink oil and look at
00:37:50.880 at tits or beat booty uh and just ride off into the sunset i don't believe that they're like a
00:38:03.280 superpower or nothing you know it's just a lot of rusty tanks it's a lot of children playing with
00:38:10.080 heavy stone dolls dolls made out of stone you'll see an 18 month old with like an 11 pound doll
00:38:16.480 and they're carrying it you know resilient folks um anyway that's about the news i think
00:38:27.840 yeah we just went to the warner theater in erie pa and i gotta recommend it if you ever get a chance to
00:38:33.920 go to the warner theater it is uh one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen
00:38:39.600 in in america it's it's a piece of history it's it's i think the renovation
00:38:54.240 um is a 30 million dollar in may 2020 phase four began it costs 30 million dollars
00:39:01.360 um to renovate that theater it but it's i can't even tell you how unbelievable it is how immaculate
00:39:11.680 it is um you know uh so yeah that's one thing you got to check out the warner theater
00:39:22.000 what else oh we had blackface at uh sephora somebody
00:39:26.080 this looks like a couple of girls doing blackface oh first of all look at least girls are doing it
00:39:34.880 now because for a while it was just guys taking all the l's doing it um
00:39:41.360 you know i believe in three generations we're all just gonna have beige semi-chinese face
00:39:47.920 um that's probably owned by israel but i believe that's the face we're gonna have
00:39:53.680 um what else jeff bezos will save over 600 million dollars in taxes by moving to miami that seems
00:40:01.200 fair but that's florida everybody can move to florida and that's fair you know those are the rules
00:40:06.880 um i just don't think somebody should be able to have that much money i think they should put a cap
00:40:12.720 on how much money an individual can have you know and maybe that's socialist by me or something i don't
00:40:20.240 know but i just i don't know that's something that i think sometimes um i'm not saying i'm right but
00:40:28.640 something i think about oh i just drank some of this this morning i got back from the gym and um
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00:41:38.480 superior hydration today using promo code theo at liquid iv.com so let's yeah let's take a few calls
00:41:48.320 here about love that came in today um here we go so i had a weird situation tonight i went on a date with
00:42:02.560 my uber driver and she brought her daughter and her friend her daughter's friend to ihop well she had a
00:42:13.200 call and she had to go so it was just me her daughter and her daughter's friend so i had to
00:42:20.560 like sit there entertain them what so you went on a date and then the girl the lady left
00:42:31.200 and then you're just sitting there with two children at a i-hop you're down
00:42:35.760 if you're sitting with two children you don't know at an i-hop bro you are you could be a sex
00:42:43.440 trafficker bro you know no shade or anything but it's like i mean yes you know but if you're you know
00:42:49.040 like yeah that is that is that is not that is uh let me hear more they're like sit there entertain them
00:42:59.760 and i'm i was drunk at the time so i was like shit what am i supposed to do these little
00:43:07.520 teenage euros i was like sit so i started just trying to tell dad jokes and they just awkwardly
00:43:16.320 laugh so it was like well you can't tell dad jokes if you're you're not even a dad you're a drunk guy
00:43:24.080 at an i-hop with a stranger's children bro you are lucky you weren't arrested that's what i'll tell
00:43:33.520 you you got like you know you're drunk at an i-hop with some children you don't know
00:43:42.400 so that's where you're at right now that is a starting point okay that is that is a place to go up
00:43:49.600 front i think you know maybe i'm being too judgmental but you i think you have to have a
00:43:57.680 you should chart out a plan for yourself
00:44:01.520 and it should be and you need to have friends help you because yeah if you're sitting drunk at
00:44:06.800 an i-hop with two children that you don't know uh and yeah you are or you are this close to ending up
00:44:16.080 on a registry okay so yeah i would do that um let me hear more what is the guy supposed to do
00:44:27.360 in that situation i wish there was a good ending in that story but it was just kind of an awkward
00:44:34.720 situation like what would you do well i think it's you know look i appreciate the call man and i'm sorry
00:44:40.000 if i'm being a little if i'm being crass to you you know it's a loving it's a day of for love
00:44:46.640 and so i got to remember that um yeah yeah let me just be loving hey man yeah i think look
00:44:52.640 unfortunately maybe that's just where we are in modern dating you know um that a woman is going
00:44:59.120 to be like yes meet me at an i-hop watch my children and if you feed them then maybe i will
00:45:07.040 make love to you one day
00:45:13.360 you know maybe we could be together if you like maybe that's how it is maybe the world maybe we
00:45:20.000 there's so many pervs out it just that a woman's like hey here meet me and my kids in a safe place
00:45:27.520 i'm gonna leave she probably is also an uber driver you know it's a very gig economy now maybe she got
00:45:33.440 a call she had to go get a fair she got a fair and um and she's like i you know
00:45:41.920 and if hey he didn't he didn't touch him he fed him great guy nowadays to a lot of women that's a
00:45:49.120 great guy so i don't know if you need to do anything brother i think you did the best thing you could do
00:45:54.880 you are an earnest man you tried to be entertaining you were drunk you know and that's your deal and
00:46:01.520 it's okay so yeah i think you're doing great man and yeah happy valentine's day to you i want to say
00:46:06.880 that man um and maybe this will work out you guys might be married by now you know you just never know
00:46:13.360 you know and that's one thing about love too love goes at its own speed
00:46:17.440 you know i think we're so used to now things being so fast because you can get it right now
00:46:28.000 you can get it right now
00:46:31.440 you can get a pair of shoes they might be here by this afternoon
00:46:38.560 in the old days you had to go from get your feet measured somewhere
00:46:41.680 come back maybe two months later and get some shoes
00:46:48.880 but love is still like that it's that oh it's an old shoe man
00:46:53.120 and we want it to fit fast and it's good you want it to be a cozy fit
00:46:59.760 you know because sometimes it's like do i want to be am i trying to be in love
00:47:04.160 or am i just trying to not be alone that's another thing i think sometimes
00:47:07.920 you know like what am i really looking for
00:47:13.760 that's something i think about sometimes um
00:47:19.200 but yeah thank you for calling man and um and thank you for going ihop instead of denny's baby
00:47:26.960 denny's you know that son
00:47:28.560 fuck denny's till it's backwards homie um what else here we go another call came in here about
00:47:39.440 uh love
00:47:42.160 hi theo um i am a female listener and i was just uh listening to your podcast
00:47:48.800 the question came to approach your lady about how to shave her hairy booty and um as a
00:47:58.640 hairy booty female myself okay my boy hbfs in the billy boyfriend actually approached this topic with
00:48:07.920 um some great sensitivity and uh i just wanted to let you guys know that if your lady has a hairy booty
00:48:16.320 offered to shave it for her i thought that was very charming of him he came up to me one day and
00:48:22.720 he was like hey babe uh let me groom you like let me let me get you right and i was like wow that's
00:48:29.680 that was romantic and yeah i busted it open he shaved me down and we got it on so that's the female
00:48:36.800 perspective praise god thank you for that all that call and yeah because it is it's something that occurs
00:48:43.760 out there you see a man and they got a woman and they got a uh hair on their booty around that booty
00:48:54.080 and that's uh something we gotta battle as a society and this is a this is from the front lines of that
00:49:01.040 and it's that time of year spring if your lady she got that hairy booty you feel me if that b-hole's
00:49:08.320 got a side burn on it baby taper that thing up get in there with some uh safe some safe scissors some
00:49:15.520 of them them children's snippers and get in there tidy that thing up if that booty out
00:49:22.240 got a little dreadlock on it or whatever tidy grim groom that thing up you could do
00:49:28.400 yeah whack you spill a candle on her and rip that thing you know it's time baby it's time to just
00:49:36.960 take the hair off of each other's assholes it's just that time you know it's just that time and in uh
00:49:45.920 happy valentine's baby that's what it is uh what else have we got another call here you shave your body
00:49:53.040 riley i do all right um and what do you shave the front what do you shave uh just my face oh just your
00:50:04.320 face okay just your face but you don't seem like a guy that has a lot of hair a body hair riley uh
00:50:11.760 no i don't wow and do you guys um do a lot of uh
00:50:21.440 do a lot of vietnamese people get body hair or not i don't think so okay
00:50:30.800 but but do you know so at least for me i i don't you don't no wow that's got to be wonderful so you
00:50:38.320 don't get any body hair so you're like almost like a hairless cat in a way right wow but do you
00:50:47.840 get cold do you have to wear like double underpants or whatever no unbelievable wow thank you man for
00:50:54.720 sharing that with us um let's see what else we got here
00:50:59.600 yo what's up man i've got a little bit of a confession for you thank you for calling the
00:51:08.400 hotline man and yeah i do want to let people know that if there is something they need to share they
00:51:12.880 can always hit the hotline 985-664-9503 um weighing heavy on me something happened to me when i was a kid
00:51:23.280 thought i should share it with somebody when i was 11 years old i was watching a movie with one
00:51:29.920 of my buddies i think he was 12. we were laying on my sister's bed that might have been the start of
00:51:37.040 the problem yeah that's the setting they call that the setting for something onward watching liar liar
00:51:47.520 and uh if you've seen the movie there's a moment where they're playing back some audio of a woman
00:51:54.640 doing a little orgasmic noises and uh oh yeah gizzing out during that moment my buddy leaned over and
00:52:05.280 kissed me right on the lips and i pushed him off and said what are you doing and he says
00:52:11.520 no please stop i don't know i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i don't know i don't know i'm so sorry
00:52:17.360 and he begged me not to tell his brothers and um i have four brothers myself and i didn't want them
00:52:23.840 to think i was gay so never never really told anybody so and look man that's a totally normal
00:52:31.520 thing to happen you know i appreciate you sharing it with us and you know i think that's a lot of
00:52:38.000 times referred to as like surprise kind of youthful gay and
00:52:45.360 s-y-g and they call it and it happens you're with your buddy and
00:52:52.480 something sexual is happening in a film or movie in your body i remember when the when a commercial
00:52:59.520 would come on and if a woman was just even damn putting a shampoo in i just would sit in front of
00:53:04.960 the tv and just i couldn't even it was like my hormones just came up into my shoulders and just
00:53:12.560 were fucking just trying to fucking dance or whatever i just i couldn't handle it
00:53:18.160 so yeah if you're in there alone with your buddy and there's a man making orgasm noises on a television
00:53:25.840 near the two of you yeah somebody's gonna kiss someone
00:53:29.760 that is natural because that's surprise youth youthful
00:53:37.360 gang it happens kids they don't know and they just they don't know what their hormones are and
00:53:44.320 some of them they test it out and the only way to know it's like the only way to know if you like
00:53:49.120 soccer is to play a couple games of soccer man the only way to know if you could be gay is to kiss
00:53:55.280 somebody that is the same sex as you or holding somebody's hand could be a clue but yeah kids do
00:54:03.200 that stuff all the time i remember i got under a sheet or whatever it was supposed to be lunchtime
00:54:07.760 or whatever and we're you know my buddy and i somehow were like just under a sheet and we just started
00:54:15.120 like touching each other's ribs like just feeling it just like
00:54:22.480 god and i don't remember i just don't even know what was going on we just we're just doing it and
00:54:31.040 and then thank god somebody yelled sandwiches downstairs and we fucking ran out of there but
00:54:37.040 yeah i think children are part-time gay kind of because they're learning about sex
00:54:46.800 and they're learning about that sort of thing you know and i couldn't even look at my buddy while we
00:54:52.080 ate those um ham and cheeses we couldn't even look at each other
00:55:00.720 because we just didn't know and it was that was the time era the era where if you asked your dad if
00:55:08.240 you were gay he would just say you were just crazy so um riley ever happened any well yeah riley let's
00:55:19.040 check back in there what were you telling me about so a little bit ago i had my second kiss finally
00:55:26.480 okay okay and this is your second kiss ever in your life right brother right and you still never uh
00:55:33.360 you've still never burped that uh that sweat whistle have you daddy i have not wow brother
00:55:41.680 my god you are gonna just be able to just damn open up an aquarium when you really let them
00:55:48.640 things open up god brother i mean you how much do you weigh 120 well i don't know if i believe that
00:55:59.760 but you saw at least 17 of that has got to be pure grade a maple semen baby my god i can't even
00:56:12.320 believe that i could i can rent you out to a couple of hollywood executives right now and they would
00:56:19.040 fucking burp that little diving board in the back of a limousine somewhere right now outside of disney or
00:56:29.920 one of those other places mgm or whatever um miramax or whatever they're doing
00:56:36.800 um okay what else what oh so you went on a date yeah tell me about it you got that second kiss huh
00:56:46.240 yeah um basically i i just went to a bar with her okay and then and where'd y'all sit it was like
00:56:53.840 across from each other next to each other at the bar where did you guys sit no next to each other at
00:56:58.880 a table at a table okay and was there some good energy what happened yeah yeah we were laughing a lot
00:57:05.920 um that's good sign yeah and then what happened did you you guys left there you took her home you
00:57:13.440 guys left some what happened yeah so we left uh i took her home okay and as we were saying bye
00:57:20.560 i asked her if i could kiss her dang and how did you ask so were you guys standing at the door
00:57:27.600 um in the car just on her driveway standing in the driveway and what did you say
00:57:33.200 i said hey um i've been wanting to ask you this um you know can i kiss you yeah
00:57:42.000 fuck yeah brother that's what i'm talking about fucking asians getting that shit
00:57:47.600 and um and what did she say she said sure and then we just went in
00:57:55.280 and was she a little taller than you or not um a little yeah so did you have to go up on just
00:58:01.040 a little on the toes actually she kind of came down to me
00:58:07.440 fuck yeah son feminism
00:58:11.920 wow and then what happened were you did you like put your hand like kind of like or did you just
00:58:19.040 totally freestyle it hands on the side just that fucking weird penguin vibe would you do
00:58:25.200 um i think i wrapped my arms around her but that was it oh my god that's romantic wow and did you play
00:58:34.960 any music on your phone or were you guys just it was quiet no it was quiet
00:58:41.680 and how long did the kiss last for probably for a good 12 seconds
00:58:47.520 and did you um and did you uh was there any
00:59:00.640 tongue in it what was it just lips was it like upper lip but what was there what was your strategy
00:59:06.880 um yeah there was a little tongue rightly
00:59:09.360 shitting them with that fucking mouth cock baby that
00:59:16.160 way to go brother
00:59:19.200 and was she receptive to it yeah yeah okay cool chill everything's good nothing illegal and then
00:59:25.680 what happened you left i left and then she went back to new jersey oh god
00:59:31.600 i will say this some of the coolest girls i've ever met are from
00:59:40.560 uh philadelphia new jersey area hands down just cool chicks great senses of humor um fun cool
00:59:51.200 sometimes they're nurses and stuff like that just great they have a lot of great um
00:59:55.520 um i mean i love i'm a big fan of nurses but uh also i think just some of the coolest chicks are
01:00:01.840 are up there everybody knows that you know i'm a big fan of nurses but um yeah and my sister's a nurse
01:00:08.640 too so i'm proud of her she just got her i don't know what it's called like her gd or whatever she's
01:00:15.440 like the final nurse or whatever or something but i don't know but uh man well so you got two kisses
01:00:24.320 under your belt and you're still saving yourself from marriage riley correct wow god
01:00:32.000 you got a do you feel like it's right around the corner you feel like you still have a long way to go
01:00:37.920 uh it might be uh it might be a minute i like your attitude though man and we have to have a good
01:00:44.880 attitude right to find love because it's it just it can just show up whenever right yeah you got to stay
01:00:52.080 ready um let's take one or two more calls man this was an interesting call that came in uh hey theo
01:00:59.920 pat ray so from las vegas hey pat from las vegas thank you for calling uh me lady nice to hear you
01:01:07.520 onward going to a comedy show tonight for my birthday i will be wearing my theo shirt to represent my love
01:01:14.320 for you i feel i know you so we've never met i'm turning 81 on the 25th might not be your oldest
01:01:21.920 fan but i'm the biggest love you oh thank you you know i appreciate that uh
01:01:32.400 you know even when you say it reminds me of my grandmother thank you pat
01:01:35.680 that's very sweet let me make sure your name was pat sometimes i just assume a lot of older
01:01:39.760 women are named pat hey theo pat ray so from last yeah that's pat um thank you pat uh thank you pat
01:01:49.280 that's so sweet of you and yeah um dang i feel like i just got a call from my grandmother
01:01:55.280 you know and and and i and i just mean that in a way of like that somebody can call you that's not
01:02:03.360 that person to you and they can be that person for you you know you can fill in the blanks for somebody
01:02:11.840 you know if somebody doesn't have a brother you can call them and share a special word with them or
01:02:16.960 give them a nice message or just tell them you care about them and suddenly they do have a brother
01:02:22.080 you know um you know there's been a lot of figures in my life of people that have represented father
01:02:30.080 figures and mother figures and brother figures and um and at certain moments and so it's just
01:02:39.280 that's the power of just that of love right there that's a loving thing to do yeah thank you pat that's
01:02:45.040 that's sweet of you praise um what else
01:02:52.560 yeah i just yeah i just want to keep it in the love vein here we got a call right here hi see you
01:02:58.080 my name is autumn i was just wondering if you've ever felt like alone being older
01:03:07.760 but um i'm almost 30 in a couple weeks oh you're not that old autumn
01:03:13.040 that don't sound that old to me at all um let's hear more and you know i have a tough time trying
01:03:20.240 to find love
01:03:23.280 and i was wondering if you've ever felt like that
01:03:27.600 i'm just sitting here in my apartment just thinking how you know maybe i'll never find it
01:03:34.880 and if that's the case what are your opinions on that you know i want to find true love i want to
01:03:41.440 find happiness and i want to have kids yeah thank you for the call um yeah finding love you know
01:03:50.720 thank you for the call thank you for just sharing how you're feeling and what's going on i think it's
01:03:56.480 sweet of you and i appreciate it and i think um just showing up right where you you you just you're
01:04:05.440 called with exactly where you're at no be at no just hey this is where i am this is what's going on
01:04:13.600 you know and i just really respect that um
01:04:16.000 um yeah i think love gets i think love is something that we all need
01:04:27.520 you know you see what happens to a child that doesn't have any love
01:04:30.720 you know you see what happens to animals that don't have any love and
01:04:35.440 you know it's obvious it's obvious that we need it um
01:04:46.880 and it's nice to think of that yeah how do i fall in love with somebody else how do i
01:04:51.840 get into a relationship with somebody and and have a partner
01:04:55.760 and yeah so much of that is out of our hands you know um i mean some things like you want to
01:05:08.640 give yourself the best chance you know i think because you have to meet people
01:05:12.960 and um so you have to put yourself out there you do you know uh i mean it could you could just meet
01:05:19.760 somebody at a grocery store or something but sometimes people meet each other the more people
01:05:23.840 you run into the more chances you're going to have to meet someone so that just is part of it
01:05:29.360 and then in the meantime i think enjoy the peace that you do have with yourself
01:05:34.960 and start to fall in love with yourself more if you can i know that may sound strange and i'm not
01:05:40.160 trying to um i'm just thinking out loud uh
01:05:45.120 you know for me i notice sometimes that um
01:05:56.720 that i don't have the best relationship with myself really i don't really communicate with myself that
01:06:01.920 much i do some but really communicate with myself check in with myself see what's going on
01:06:09.360 um spend time with myself not just sitting on my phone or watching a television show but
01:06:15.920 spent sit there and spend time with myself think about hey man who are you what do you like doing
01:06:24.400 you know hey man i'm proud of you
01:06:29.360 saying that to myself
01:06:30.400 you know hey theo i'm proud of you man i'm proud of you
01:06:39.840 you know i've gotten better about it as i've gotten older but man for so long and
01:06:44.160 i didn't even love myself
01:06:48.240 so then in my life i was looking for someone else to do i was looking for someone else
01:06:53.120 to do the job for me that i wasn't doing for me
01:06:58.960 and it was that's too much to ask of somebody i'm not saying this for you at all i'm sorry i just got
01:07:03.520 on this tangent but yeah i was looking for somebody else yeah i want to be a partner but i also want
01:07:09.200 you i need you to fulfill fill in this other space inside of myself that i'm leaving that i'm not working on
01:07:16.240 and so then at that point for me in relationships it wasn't that fair
01:07:26.160 you know i was i wasn't saying hey let's meet and do 50 50 i was saying hey i need you to
01:07:29.840 i need you to do 50 50 i need you to do 80 because i'm missing 30.
01:07:37.840 and i haven't tried to do the work and stuff that i need to do to help take care of myself better
01:07:42.240 and that was always making it tough for me it's gotten a little bit better of it as i've gotten
01:07:47.440 older because i'm understand that a little bit more that i well do i love myself who am i you know
01:07:54.880 what's going on with me but do i think you will you sound like the sweetest person
01:08:04.240 and i believe that love wins i believe that people say it sometimes and there's like commercials
01:08:09.840 and stuff with like people will be in like a wheelchair or something they'll say it but
01:08:13.360 that doesn't have anything to do with it i don't think but i believe that that it wins
01:08:20.080 because it's you could just say it's just the realest thing
01:08:24.560 you could see it man you just it's the realest thing
01:08:29.040 when you see somebody love somebody else
01:08:31.120 love it just there's nothing nothing can hold a candle to that that's the light of god i think
01:09:01.120 that's that's the light of god
01:09:05.200 um
01:09:05.360 and you sounds like you you you you you something you care about
01:09:15.920 so i just want you to hang in there
01:09:22.000 you know and uh
01:09:23.200 yeah i just want you to hang in there
01:09:29.360 because yes i believe it can happen we got to believe it can happen that's got to be the most
01:09:33.920 possible that's got to be the belief that's got to be it because a flower will be sitting there and
01:09:41.760 then a damn bee come on and you don't know that thing come you know a flower don't have a clue
01:09:48.320 a bee's coming a flower is just doing his shit you know stunting like my daddy staming like my daddy
01:09:58.320 and then a bee so you just you never know when you're gonna get buzzed out and honeyed up
01:10:06.160 and you got time
01:10:09.280 you got time and then i got to make sure that when i'm looking for somebody i'm not looking for them to
01:10:13.200 fill i'm looking to meet them halfway i'm i'm looking for us to be puzzle pieces or whatever
01:10:18.160 but you know that sounds a little bit gay to me but but uh i'm not looking for them to do do all the
01:10:23.760 work of filling in all my blanks you know some of that's my work and i'm not saying that about you
01:10:29.840 i'm just you caught me and i'm thinking about the same thing at the same time um
01:10:34.320 riley what do you think for that young lady thinking about love um i mean yeah she'll she'll find
01:10:44.800 everyone you know finds love eventually yeah i think that's true
01:10:54.320 yeah i think that's i think that's true man um and it'll happen for you dude
01:11:01.600 you know you've been seeping that demon in the meantime or what you've been freaking uh hand
01:11:09.440 railing that little uh that little splatter wand or what baby boy not yet it'll it'll eventually
01:11:17.440 happen oh you're planning on masturbating i i met with some not masturbating but you know with with a
01:11:26.640 girl oh you know a girl who's willing to do it i mean i'm just saying eventually oh you're saying
01:11:33.760 eventually it'll happen with a woman right okay okay this is nothing it's okay but you don't have
01:11:38.560 like something on your calendar right now and it's just no okay okay cool cool um let's take one more
01:11:46.720 call man because i think this is it right here uh and happy valentine's day to everybody
01:11:57.040 no um hey phil i just wanted to give you an update i called in about two or three years ago
01:12:05.360 and my video aired on the episode that you had with kalilah at the time i was talking about how
01:12:12.800 my wife at the time ended up leaving me for another woman oh i remember this hey phil hey kyla
01:12:21.680 uh big fan of you guys just wanted to get your advice on a recent development i had i recently got
01:12:27.920 left by my wife for another woman completely blindsided i had no idea uh yeah i guess i just
01:12:36.400 look for any advice you guys would give as i move on to this next chapter of my life gang brother
01:12:44.240 well um next month in march my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so
01:12:53.680 just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe i don't know thinking things don't
01:12:59.200 really look that great i just want to let you know it gets better and i appreciate everybody's
01:13:05.280 thoughts theo thank you and i walked to me what you said in that podcast about my call
01:13:10.480 and uh yeah just appreciate you feel really thanks man gang baby wow
01:13:19.840 man that's got me really that's got my eyeballs trying to spurt baby damn brother thank you man
01:13:26.800 i want to hear that part one more time that really that made my day man um next month in march
01:13:34.800 my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so just anybody who's struggling
01:13:41.200 out there or maybe i don't know thinking things don't really look that great i just want to let
01:13:48.960 you know it gets better and i appreciate everybody you hear that man you hear when he said my wife and
01:13:53.440 i were expecting our first little one it makes you feel something it makes you feel something that's
01:13:59.520 love man that is undeniable that is undeniable i believe that that is god's light in the world i
01:14:08.080 believe that nothing else makes you do nothing else makes you
01:14:15.840 nothing else makes you feel anything really nothing else makes you feel something from the
01:14:21.520 i mean that that feeling comes up from it's almost like
01:14:32.240 it almost feels like it comes from the
01:14:35.920 just from the pad comes from forever
01:14:39.920 that feeling of love just man it comes from forever
01:14:44.640 yeah just man so i want to hear that one more time
01:14:54.880 um next month in march my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so
01:15:02.880 just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe i don't know
01:15:06.720 thinking things don't really look that great just want to let you know it gets better and i
01:15:13.520 appreciate everybody's thoughts wow yeah that's love man and that's why we stay in the game
01:15:22.080 and that's why we stay in the game even to witness that for somebody else
01:15:26.160 that's that's still love i'm still getting something out i get so much out of that
01:15:31.200 man the rest of my day is going to mean more to me
01:15:37.040 so the more things i can love even if it's not like somebody else or like having like the perfect
01:15:41.840 like partner or uh straight person or whatever i don't even know what the or just having the perfect
01:15:49.280 woman uh or man if you are a woman or gay person they can have everybody can have somebody
01:15:56.560 um but damn dude even if you you know just
01:16:04.880 you can still get love that's when there's other you know you can still get love and don't let it let
01:16:11.440 don't come down off those feelings when somebody else has something very loving don't let that feeling
01:16:17.440 don't then let that feeling turn dang i wish i had it it's okay to ponder that a little bit but
01:16:23.920 don't let that don't go off that cliff because i think the more we can just keep the the that that
01:16:30.160 vibe of like hey this is possible i see this i just want to be around this i want to be involved
01:16:36.240 in a line of work that makes me feel love i want to be involved around people community whether it's a
01:16:43.520 church or a men's group or recovery or a uh of sweat lodge whatever it is i want to be involved in
01:16:54.160 something that makes me feel something because that's why i'm here
01:17:00.960 you know
01:17:03.760 i'm here to stand on my tippy toes in the driveway of the lord and feel that kiss baby
01:17:11.760 happy valentine's day to everybody sorry if i'm all over the place i don't give a
01:17:25.760 i've been all over the place my whole fucking life i don't even know where i am i don't know
01:17:30.800 i don't know what i'm doing most of the time to be honest with you i don't my life feels confusing
01:17:38.320 sometimes i don't know what's going on you know uh
01:17:46.720 but yeah i'm not trying to tear up on here i'm not trying to let me put these shades back on damn
01:17:50.800 bro my eyeballs are looking a little gay uh sorry they have a monitor here but yeah um
01:17:57.920 i don't i don't i don't know who knows what yeah but i just keep hoping that i have moments like that
01:18:11.200 that make me feel something
01:18:16.400 and you sometimes you have a lot of them in your own life sometimes you get them all out of other
01:18:20.000 people's lives sometimes a older woman calls you and tells you that she loves you and it's not your
01:18:27.520 grandmother but it's still your grandmother
01:18:31.600 because the love is still the same that's so i don't know i'm getting a little preachy but um
01:18:37.840 yeah man and i love you guys i'm thankful thank you to the people that come out to the shows
01:18:44.560 the bigger shows have gotten better they've gotten easier it was harder in the beginning you know it's
01:18:49.840 harder to be in like new spaces and stuff um i'm grateful for that thank you for paying attention
01:18:56.080 to this podcast and listening um thank you for hitting the hotline 985-664-9503
01:19:05.920 yeah i just i don't know that's about it you know what i promised a friend of mine um
01:19:11.040 um that i would play his song on the way out so i'm going to put it in here and uh
01:19:20.880 this is a song years ago that i uh started listening to and um and i'll listen to it when
01:19:27.440 i need to get some feelings out of me um you know this one does it for me it's kind of an emo kind of vibe
01:19:35.840 but you know what it is cuz you know what it is cuz that's who that's you know
01:19:44.160 you know the war we out here doing so um this song is by evan bartels it's called the devil god and me
01:19:52.560 if you're not looking for that emo feeling feeling thing right now then that's okay you're going about
01:19:57.280 your day if you are tap in but uh praise god baby love you guys and um yeah just thanks for
01:20:06.000 tuning in and happy valentine's day happy valentine's day if you don't have that other
01:20:10.960 person you have yourself you have yourself man and that is the most important person you're ever
01:20:19.120 gonna get to know or spend time with and i'm not preaching at you i'm really saying this to myself
01:20:25.040 because more and more in my life i realize that i should spit i gotta spend i'm given this gift of
01:20:34.320 being a a human being and and and and and rarely do i even check in and hey theo what's going hey who
01:20:45.520 are you hey what do you you know like there's just so many distractions it's not a fault or anything
01:20:50.960 it's just there's so many dark arts out there they don't want you to get to know yourself
01:20:57.120 they don't want you they want you buying they want you fucking uh working slave and they don't
01:21:03.760 want you to get to know yourself because if you get to know yourself you're gonna know that you're
01:21:08.000 a fucking warrior that's what they're afraid of because i believe that's what we all used to be
01:21:14.240 so that's my valentine this year man it's gonna be me and i'm chill with that
01:21:24.400 and to my girl that called and she was feeling like loving there for her hey i got you and you
01:21:32.080 got yourself too you know sorry i'm getting a little preachy but um yeah it's just like how much do i get
01:21:38.880 to know the most important love in my own life is fucking i should love myself man i should
01:21:48.640 i should know i should i don't know what i'm trying to say anyway uh
01:21:56.080 but yeah but now this song is so emo going out dude but that's where we are today this is evan
01:22:02.080 bartels the devil god and me happy valentine's baby praise god happy valentine's day love somebody
01:22:11.600 love yourself look somebody in the eyes and say hey i fucking i love you
01:22:21.440 and look yourself in the eyes and say the same thing man
01:22:24.320 man and if nobody's telling you they love you i fucking love you a little ass you look pervert bro
01:22:30.480 praise god
01:22:38.320 thank you for being here raleigh thank you theo happy valentine's day man happy valentine's day
01:23:00.320 oh mother may i open my eyes
01:23:13.520 there's a great big world waiting right outside
01:23:21.680 mother may i raise my voice
01:23:25.520 i love that tune man i i encourage you to go listen to it it's evan bartels we'll put the link
01:23:48.000 to it um i love evans music uh but let's let's amp this one in man finish it out
01:23:55.520 it's evan bartels we'll put the link to it
01:23:58.240 come on
01:23:58.560 come on
01:24:02.720 whenever you're down
01:24:08.720 out in the cold
01:24:10.720 faithless and dark
01:24:12.720 your story's untold
01:24:16.720 come take my hand
01:24:18.720 and walk there with me
01:24:20.720 happy valentine's day
01:24:25.920 happy valentine's day
01:24:27.920 there is a light
01:24:29.920 shining for you
01:24:33.920 guiding your way
01:24:35.920 helping me through
01:24:39.920 shadows and me
01:24:41.920 are all that you see
01:24:43.920 we'll find a place
01:24:47.120 where we can be free
01:24:51.120 from the mountaintops
01:24:53.120 down to the deepest valleys
01:24:57.120 hear a voice calling you
01:25:01.120 it's the rising sun
01:25:05.840 shining in the darkness
01:25:08.320 can't you see
01:25:10.720 you will be free
01:25:12.480 praise god baby
01:25:13.840 and that can be your god anyway whoever whatever god you got baby we ain't trying to god lock you
01:25:28.720 i don't know the words man
01:25:42.160 i'm just gonna keep doing this dude i'm blind
01:25:54.320 together we're strong
01:25:56.320 together we're free
01:25:58.320 from the mountaintops
01:26:02.320 into the deepest valleys
01:26:06.320 hear the voice calling you
01:26:10.320 i love you guys man
01:26:12.320 um thank you
01:26:14.320 be good to yourselves baby
01:26:16.320 you deserve it baby
01:26:18.320 gang
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