This Past Weekend with Theo Von - E482 Magnet Love

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00:01:03.920 guys you know it's just life it's just life i'm talking to myself really but also um

00:01:14.560 whoever's listening it doesn't have to be perfect baby it's just life

00:01:17.120 the perfections already been done

00:01:24.080 that's one thing i gotta remember a lot of times the perfection

00:01:30.640 has already been done by a higher power i'm just i don't have yeah i just gotta show up and just

00:01:37.680 and just try my best baby um

00:01:44.960 happy valentine's to you and that's what's going on this love baby you can you know

00:01:53.440 you could hear uh cupid drawing that bow back

00:01:57.760 and you don't know where he is he could be on a rooftop he could be in a backyard you'll be walking

00:02:08.160 along and then what's that and next thing you see baby you're gonna wanna

00:02:16.880 you're gonna wanna hump baby you know what i'm talking about you're gonna wanna 1.00

00:02:20.240 you hump it or do something with it or just rub up against it god show me something god 0.97

00:02:29.920 but that's who cupid is baby cupid out there he would that he got that thing on him he got that

00:02:37.040 draco that love bow on him 0.99

00:02:38.880 you get hit he's the damn chris kyle of love just just 0.99

00:02:51.200 and i look he look i think they should put a a a cupid on every building in the town 0.99

00:02:59.040 and let him just start popping off and just light the world up with love baby and that's what i would

00:03:05.120 like to see because sometimes look man you don't you know he'll hit you and next thing you know you

00:03:11.680 out there you touching on the milk man you know he you get hit by cupid's arrow and next thing you 0.98

00:03:18.800 know you out there you trying to lip lock on the damn uh at&t service provider you you know you 0.99

00:03:25.360 trying to slurp face on some on some dude with a couple of damn uh cables in his truck 0.98

00:03:31.760 if you get lit you get lit and that's the thing to be lit up with love that's the thing i want to 0.84

00:03:39.360 just i want to be loved all the time not even to be in love with somebody but just to just feel that

00:03:46.000 energy that's what i want to feel you know and sometimes you get hit by cupid's arrow when you 0.76

00:03:53.440 next thing you see the damn mailman or something and you trying to you know you trying to flex on him 0.90

00:04:00.080 you trying to reach in his bag and sniff all of his perfume samples or whatever you trying to nose 0.99

00:04:06.880 up that bag baby that delivery sack he's got on him you just you're trying to just

00:04:14.880 huff on everything he's got um and male person i should say i don't want to i don't think you say

00:04:21.600 male man you know it's i call i'll be honest with you yes i've called a male um woman or female i

00:04:32.240 guess some a woman who was delivering mail i don't know what they want to be called or don't but i 0.92

00:04:36.640 called one of them this lady i'm not gonna say she seemed like a guy or whatever but i think

00:04:45.040 you know if if somebody saw her they'd say hey fella what up so she kind of was giving off that you 0.93

00:04:52.560 know she was giving a lot of dude and uh anyway just it's okay it is what it is baby i don't know what i'm

00:05:02.320 talking about and i never have but happy valentine that's what i want to say it's a day to think about

00:05:09.120 love it's a it's a time to feel about love we got some beautiful tunes right here too let me crack into

00:05:15.440 a couple of instrumentals right here

00:05:31.520 oh yeah

00:05:32.080 that's that mexicano love that i'm more

00:05:41.200 hey i'm more you want some i want a more

00:05:49.520 that's that mexican love bro 0.99

00:05:51.360 and that's look that's a mexican love that shit can get uh latino love or whatever um a more day 0.98

00:06:05.280 um amigos el uh latinos mexicanos legales uh amigos um but that's the love like mexican love as well 0.98

00:06:21.760 because a latino girl she'll like be i love you and then she'll be like i'm going to tear your heart 1.00

00:06:27.360 out and cook it at your father's home and you're like okay that's you know that seemed like a lot

00:06:35.760 you know they'll be like i love you so much mi hermano yo vivo amor or you

00:06:45.840 i'm going to saw your feet off your body and hide them in the desert you're like okay well that's uh

00:06:54.720 they they just very passionate that's a passionate group right there but they got love over there that

00:07:00.320 mexican love baby what else we got and that's um lejos de ti

00:07:06.800 by clara mindez that's who that was beautiful instrumental

00:07:10.720 let's pull in another tune we got here

00:07:21.200 okay

00:07:28.880 okay somebody

00:07:29.840 this is somebody 0.97

00:07:39.840 this is somebody probably jerking off by a in a park you know by a pond or something like that

00:07:46.480 just feeding the ducks as they call it in uh a lot of homeless cultures i believe so that's a 0.54

00:07:54.640 sad one that's a sad one for valentine's you but that's a it's a sad one okay let's hear another one

00:08:01.280 if we got here okay

00:08:13.680 this is that funk love baby that disco baby yeah yeah let me hide a little bit of lsd up in you

00:08:23.040 have his eye you feel me that's kind of that's

00:08:29.200 oh that's

00:08:32.960 girl let me come over 1.00

00:08:38.320 oh yeah that's one of them body wash brothers right there that's that you could that dude that's

00:08:43.280 the kind of guy who just use a lot of body walls right there you could tell by his voice listen to

00:08:49.120 that man

00:08:53.040 oh yeah let me wash your body tonight that's the mother that's a guy he just got unlimited body wash 1.00

00:09:03.360 you call him over he roll right into your place he start walking he'll wash your body he'll wash his 0.98

00:09:08.640 body he'll damn he that's the guy he got the body wash on him that's that body wash man right there 0.99

00:09:15.200 baby that's that man that's that fella right there that's for sure 0.98

00:09:35.680 and that is victor lundberg featuring ed mills right there um yeah

00:09:46.480 happy to be here with you uh fresh off of the super bowl hope everybody enjoyed seeing that

00:09:52.880 i uh yeah i watched it i was cheering for the 49ers you know i just

00:09:58.640 i just wanted them to win i felt like they were supposed to win last year at least get there 0.87

00:10:03.600 um i was kind of getting tired of the whole taylor swift just the bowl ass or just the 0.74

00:10:12.000 just it was it was too much like jeez what did we do it's just it was too much

00:10:17.600 um and then the game felt so much more like a like it just stopped the game so much for commercials

00:10:27.200 it felt like like the commercials was the game at some point and then the game was the commercial

00:10:35.600 like yeah so that that was yeah i just wanted him to win i kind of always want whoever's like

00:10:44.800 people don't think is gonna win to win i think 95 times out of 98 times that's what i want

00:10:51.680 i like the underdog it's just it's the it's the that you know because if the underdog wins it makes

00:11:01.040 you believe in possibility more and i think i like that i think there's something about that that i like

00:11:10.400 and um but oh it's been a while man i know it's been a while since we've had a solo episode and uh

00:11:20.720 yeah let's crack into it what's going on

00:11:25.040 it's just i guess it's a time to maybe think about love

00:11:30.400 you know it's a time to think about love

00:11:32.320 and loving somebody

00:11:38.960 trying to think of the first time i was in love

00:11:44.000 well i remember

00:11:48.560 i think it was probably like the i remember seeing this girl i was at like a i don't know where i was

00:11:55.600 i was traveling i was on a little vacation with my buddy and he lived across the street and he would

00:12:03.040 like he kind of i think was supposed to be twins but they never formed or whatever because he would

00:12:10.400 say something he would be like how how are you today and then under his breath he'd be like

00:12:17.520 yeah how are you today

00:12:18.720 and you'd be like huh almost as if there was it was like hey what do you feel like doing and then

00:12:26.400 you'd be like yeah what do you feel like doing and it was almost like there was like a twin inside 0.96

00:12:32.480 of him that never developed but was still like down in there like yelling shit out of him um 0.80

00:12:39.920 but anyway oh yeah but his family there was a beautiful family and uh his dad would let us rake

00:12:47.120 leaves at their house sometimes and um and that was just something fun to do in the area but uh

00:12:55.520 but they what took me one time camping or something or just drove me off into the woods to like look at

00:13:01.920 a look at something or something for a few hours and there was uh there was a girl by this by this river

00:13:12.240 by this stream and she was getting some water out of the stream or something like crouched down getting

00:13:19.120 some water and it had like a very kind of native american kind of vibe to it i think i think maybe

00:13:23.920 she had a ponytail in or something and i just remember seeing her and i remember being like oh my god

00:13:29.840 what is going on what is going on i just like my whole like chest and throat and like the whole front of me

00:13:44.720 felt like a mat like a magnet started up in it like a magnetic field started up into it and it like

00:13:53.840 made me think oh my god what a i wanna i wanna just stand close to her but also be a far from her it

00:14:07.280 was kind of just like a magnet when you take two magnets that are the same you know and you put it

00:14:11.280 and they don't they kind of push each but it was this it was that same energy kind of it was like

00:14:17.360 i don't know it was the first time that this force field ever occurred inside of me and um

00:14:24.000 yeah and that was a time that i had first felt some love i remember

00:14:28.720 and then what else oh i had a lady that drove us to um 1.00

00:14:39.120 and oh and happy february too if anybody celebrates months or whatever um but yeah i had a lady that drove us 1.00

00:14:47.200 us to oh she drove us to summer camp and she was like a babysitter or something i don't remember her

00:14:56.080 name i wish i did god i just wish i knew even just four or three of the letters of her name

00:15:03.360 so i could just lay on my back and just fucking think about her but i was i think maybe 10 or 9 0.86

00:15:10.320 yeah she drove and i felt so cool i just it was the first time i'd ever ridden somewhere with a woman 0.90

00:15:17.520 or with a girl so i think it really stood out in my head you know and we got in the car and

00:15:22.640 i remember closing the door and be like oh my god it's just me and her in this car 0.98

00:15:31.760 and i just fucking wanted to take my own eyes out of my face and just hide them into my butt man i just 0.99

00:15:38.240 i was just i was just having it was just that's you know that was that was it and um yeah i was just 0.99

00:15:49.280 that nervous or whatever that i just yeah i wanted to take both of my eyes literally take my eyes out 0.82

00:15:54.400 of my face and put them into my butt or put them into like a little bag or something because seeing 0.74

00:16:01.280 the just the the the fact that i could that i was taking in that she and i were in the same place 0.98

00:16:07.040 and we were close and she was gonna start driving once she started driving i'm like

00:16:11.920 we're going somewhere what could happen are we married you know like it was just so much energy

00:16:18.240 oh and before we took off she reached over and put my seatbelt on and my god 0.99

00:16:26.080 i mean whatever eyeballs i had in my butt just came right out at that moment they just 0.98

00:16:31.440 i mean my eyes were just falling out of my ass i just uh yeah it was just god i was just because 0.98

00:16:40.960 just the fact she reached over and put it and clicked it in and um because she had to lean over and 0.97

00:16:49.280 i think she had a necklace on it was just like the first woman i'd been like that close around and so

00:16:55.120 uh and she drove us and she drove us to summer camp she drove she was the counselor and she drove us 0.92

00:17:03.520 over there i think my mom had set it up because my mom was going to work and so she set it up where

00:17:08.720 one of the counselors picked us up and god i just remember thinking i hope that god

00:17:13.680 let's let's us get married or whatever and then um she played bon jovi in the car 1.00

00:17:23.760 let's sing a song for the broken hearted

00:17:37.920 god dude and i'd never heard a song 0.99

00:17:40.320 song i'd heard songs but only like dumb shit like the wheels on the bus go right right right 1.00

00:17:46.960 right right right you know um or whatever that kind of shit was whatever children's 0.99

00:17:53.920 shit i'd never listen like a woman play a song like that and yeah those are so those were some 1.00

00:18:01.040 of those early times of love those were some of those early times of love and yeah it's just 0.98

00:18:08.400 anyway sorry to go down that memory road but i just god i just

00:18:14.400 it's just so interesting how it's not there in your world and then it starts to show up that there's

00:18:19.280 this power that the opposite sex has you know that there's this intrigue and that there's this innate 0.98

00:18:27.280 just damn god just you know and now if somebody's in love you almost people say they have autism or 0.57

00:18:35.200 whatever you know it's like there's new shows out now where it's like hey these people are in love 0.98

00:18:42.160 look how autistic they are it's like what it's like they're trying to convince us that if you were in 1.00

00:18:49.040 love you are almost mentally handicapped isn't that crazy or emotionally handicapped no offense to anybody

00:18:58.480 if anybody has autism either so you know i've been there a lot of us have been there 0.95

00:19:04.480 um you know what i'm saying hey we want autism hey we want autism

00:19:16.480 yeah so those are some early times that i felt love and lust and then i remember we got invited to a

00:19:23.040 trailer one time and somebody some girl just let me feel on the outside of her pants for probably 1.00

00:19:31.440 70 minutes we were waiting for pizza and uh the pizza guy got into a car accident i guess

00:19:41.360 and the pizza was supposed to come sooner and i think but it didn't and so she just kept

00:19:48.800 letting me feel on her pants i mean i i just knew everything about those pants 1.00

00:19:58.480 at some point and you know and i hate to i think that pizza guy was like in a really bad accident he may

00:20:06.800 have ended up in heaven even but i want to say thank you to him

00:20:13.360 thank you to him and uh yeah because i definitely remember those

00:20:23.440 those jeans those baby girl jeans she had on and that's and that's just such a time in somebody's 1.00

00:20:28.960 life when they touch somebody when you first touch somebody you know and um and you know we take calls

00:20:35.920 for that sometimes if you've ever if you ever had an experience in life where you touched somebody

00:20:41.680 touch your body or you touch somebody else's body of uh it could be same sex or opposite sex gays or 0.95

00:20:50.800 straights and if you did it and you want to you just remember it or how strange it was i remember a

00:20:57.760 lady called in a few years ago who had gotten somebody touched her cooter in a um empty 1.00

00:21:05.120 uh refrigerator box and that was just fascinating to everyone and um so yeah if you have had a

00:21:16.320 unique experience of having your body touched somewhere for the first time it was that first

00:21:21.040 time that it ever happened you know i know you know we've all been there i remember a gal

00:21:28.560 he jacked me off into a stream near her home and it it was just you know at the same time i was just 0.81

00:21:40.160 blasting out into this stream and all my my semen was just going off to war you know just like it felt 0.97

00:21:48.720 like it was in the navy or whatever it just went off into the you know out into the water um 0.56

00:21:54.720 um but yeah love is in the air and we got a love fella in the house today riley mal how are you

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00:22:59.920 stage you're in shopify.com slash theo and we got a love fella in the house today riley mal how are you

00:23:07.920 your brother doing well have you uh blasted that corn stalk yet you popped that corn stalk or what's

00:23:16.800 going on with you daddy how's that how's your love life bubba get us the latest man you uh you linked up

00:23:23.200 or um well i almost had something happen um yesterday no yep it was during the super bowl um a friend of

00:23:32.720 invited me and um actually i shouldn't say a friend of mine um just someone i knew okay and

00:23:41.280 a stranger go on and we were hanging out and everything was great and this this other guy shows

00:23:48.160 up no so you you met up with the girl yep and everything was great yep and you're what watching

00:23:54.480 the super bowl yep wow and are you like is it a are you at a busy place is it just you two somewhere

00:24:01.120 are you watching it on a phone are you listening to it on a uh stereo what are you doing no yeah we're

00:24:07.840 just at a bar okay you're at a bar and um and a dude showed up yeah no yeah i uh i saw him and i i knew

00:24:18.640 something was gonna happen uh-uh and what was he wearing was he dressed pretty well um he just had 0.58

00:24:26.000 slacks on and nice jacket fuck him i mean that's did he know that you were there with her yeah oh 0.96

00:24:35.120 so he rode in right and um okay so he shows up now what do you do are you posturing a little or what 1.00

00:24:41.840 happened are you um i'm just chilling you know i'm sitting next to her and everything's going great

00:24:47.840 um and i get up to use the bathroom mm-hmm and once i get back he that's normal dude gonna make

00:24:54.560 toilet that's normal go on and uh he's in my seat next to her

00:25:02.880 what the f a white guy uh no wow

00:25:06.560 wow a mixed guy

00:25:14.240 yeah more darker okay so he slid in huh yep no and did he and then what did you do you just kind of

00:25:23.200 like loiter in the distance kind of angrily a little yeah yeah i've done that god i've done that 0.79

00:25:32.000 some guy shows up then i'm like oh i don't stand a fucking chance let me just go hide my head inside 0.98

00:25:39.040 of my fucking honda civic let me just go back let me just slam my head in the car door of my honda civic 0.99

00:25:50.240 that's how much i'm worth um did your feelings get hurt or you still feel like you're in the game 0.99

00:25:55.760 um they were hurt a little but i thought i still had some game and what so what happened then so

00:26:02.400 then he went up to to buy a shot so i took my seat back no yeah oh my god bro bro come at me bro with 0.99

00:26:14.560 that fucking karate game boy come at me with that fucking kimchi bro you're sliding in with that 1.00

00:26:22.640 fucking korean ninja chop and then what happened and then um so he came back from getting shots for 1.00

00:26:30.000 who him and her yeah and you were in his seat yeah let's go that's what i'm talking about 0.99

00:26:38.720 and then how to and then what happened um and then uh and then he left okay he went to a different

00:26:47.360 bar it was just me and her nice and i invited her to a different bar that i was going to go to 0.99

00:26:54.240 okay and hurry it up man what's what else happened and and she basically just said no i'm going to go

00:26:59.280 to this bar with you know with the other guy no yeah oh man

00:27:05.120 god bro i'm sorry man do you think it's over uh probably 1.00

00:27:19.280 fuck it's okay bro you know it's it happens to everybody um damn so have you have you has that 0.99

00:27:27.840 been the only like has been the closest thing that's happened to you like for love since we talked to you 1.00

00:27:32.560 last no i did have my second kiss no way come on damn let me think about my first kiss

00:27:44.800 part of sometimes i can't remember when like there was a couple little kisses i remember well one 0.94

00:27:50.720 girl lady at summer camp too also let all the boys look down her shirt and god i just 1.00

00:27:57.920 fucking i remember saying i didn't see anything and they and and they let me look one more time i 0.92

00:28:05.440 guess or whatever but because i think i looked to the first time and i was so just overwrought with 0.99

00:28:12.800 the possibility of seeing some girl's chest that i literally couldn't fucking see you know who are 0.95

00:28:19.280 those people that can't see in the bible riley um we'll just look it up okay yeah all right um 0.98

00:28:31.040 yeah i just remembered that and we were fucking looking and by the end her shirt collar was damn it 1.00

00:28:37.440 was a that thing had we put 20 inches on her on her shirt collar i mean it was everybody just trying to 1.00

00:28:44.400 look at them and they just i can't remember if they were huge or even non-existent she could have been

00:28:50.320 a man in a wig um we were just so and that was i think at like 12 maybe when you were just starting 0.98

00:28:59.280 to fucking you're so horned out you're so horned out you know i had a neighbor if he saw his dog 1.00

00:29:08.960 humping something outside he'd have to go uh jerk himself 1.00

00:29:16.480 you know and you're like well that's 0.97

00:29:20.240 that seems to be

00:29:23.280 a problem i feel like because um paul and ezekiel paul and ezekiel god wow

00:29:32.720 chris paul no who is it what's the guy's full name just paul oh just paul just paul

00:29:43.600 and ezekiel and they were blind huh yeah from what um it just says two years before his death

00:29:52.960 ezekiel became blind yep and then paul experienced temporary blindness oh that's probably from pleasure

00:29:58.560 in himself that's one of the big issues is back then wasn't there a rule like the there was a fear 0.94

00:30:04.640 if you masturbated at times that they you would go blind you would literally jerk your sight right out 0.99

00:30:11.360 of your like you were spraying your sight right out of your um wiener i remember that i remember 0.99

00:30:22.960 people coming around the area and at school they had pamphlets or whatever saying do not jerk 1.00

00:30:29.360 off do not masturbate or they'd have a guy touching like a um reaching for a hot dog they 1.00

00:30:35.840 always had to use these euphemisms or whatever so they have a guy like reaching for a hot dog or like 0.92

00:30:40.400 shifting the gear shift in his car and it would be like don't do it or this and then it would be

00:30:47.120 like a picture of a just a like a guy falling into a ditch or something with a walking stick or a

00:30:53.440 somebody getting um hit by like a blind guy like uh getting hit by something or whatever but anyway 0.96

00:31:04.320 damn riley well you're still out there so no so you've had two kisses though yeah all right we'll 0.96

00:31:09.840 check back in a little bit and find out about the other one because i don't know did you ever tell 0.98

00:31:13.280 us about the other one i did not okay well we're going to check back in with you in a little bit

00:31:18.000 and find out about that man i want to get to some calls here and um yeah i just want to see what's

00:31:23.520 going on i know it's been a while since the solo episode just got off of the road uh

00:31:30.320 yeah i think just i don't know i feel all over the place a little bit but that's just how i feel

00:31:35.120 sometimes these days you know and maybe that's how we all feel i don't know um what else uh let's

00:31:46.080 look at the news here that came in right now we got uh biden dropped an unhinged tweet immediately

00:31:52.160 after the super bowl so that's interesting uh just like we drew it up he said

00:32:00.240 he said and it's a picture of him with alien type of eyes um this guy biden's lost it biden has lost

00:32:10.720 it i believe and we talked about this months ago that it's you shouldn't have no senior citizen out

00:32:17.200 there pretending to be a safe president at a certain point everybody's mind goes on sometimes your mind

00:32:27.920 goes to heaven before you do people you see people wandering around their minds been in heaven their

00:32:33.040 minds smoking weed in heaven or you know drinking in heaven maybe dating even dating women or men in 0.91

00:32:41.120 heaven if you have a gay brain or whatever uh and they're still down here on earth wandering around 1.00

00:32:47.600 eating jello bothering people yelling the n-word sometimes some of them and uh you know that's 0.99

00:32:57.920 and i think that's where we're getting with biden it's getting to the point with biden where

00:33:03.200 he's basically a scarecrow that has a popular job they're keeping him away from microphones he is

00:33:14.560 extremely close to dropping uh the n-word there's you know there's no

00:33:23.920 and i'm going uh he's oddly hip in some of his slang sometimes so i would go probably a i don't

00:33:32.320 think he's going hard r i don't know how bad he is mentally but every old person i feel like before they

00:33:41.200 completely lose their mind yells the n-word and i don't know if that's true but i've seen a lot of that 0.84

00:33:47.680 or they say it or they write you know they yeah they are doing that but um so anyway i'm just curious

00:33:57.280 to see if the at least the i think what we got to do is we need to get obviously biden hasn't

00:34:05.120 huffed a child in a while we need to get some seven-year-old some 11-year-old some 14-year-old 0.99

00:34:11.040 girls that he can huff their hair just give them a couple of fucking hits to make it to november 1.00

00:34:18.560 because what the guy is falling apart he's falling apart he's very close to yelling the n-word at 0.99

00:34:26.640 someone um and i just the only way you got to get get him what he needs you got to get him what he needs

00:34:35.440 and what he wants is obviously to sniff children to sniff a children

00:34:46.640 let him sniff a children if it's going to get him through the end of his job

00:34:55.040 so he can retire or whatever they're going to do sell his body for glue i'm not sure

00:35:00.880 but it's you can't pretend that the guy is doing well you just can't he's a guy's out of his mind 0.73

00:35:13.120 um he did call net and yahoo a bitch or something the other day though and that i thought was pretty 1.00

00:35:18.400 cool um what else do we have here uh any other news um shane gillis is going to host snl

00:35:29.520 unbelievable unbelievable wow part of me wonders if at the last minute he's going to be like

00:35:40.080 hey sorry guys it's just just not for me you know kind of like they did to him you know um

00:35:48.400 that'd be interesting uh but good for him man congrats to shane he that guy he is so funny

00:36:01.760 he is so funny man i just god i just think he's so funny um what else tucker carlson interviewed vladimir

00:36:11.760 putin uh watch that really interesting really interesting oh you know it's almost crazy

00:36:25.120 and i'm just saying this i'm not sure of this it's almost crazy that it feels like

00:36:32.560 we're almost trying to see if we can get any real information about our own country

00:36:38.720 country from vladimir putin that's why like did anybody else have a moment where they're like

00:36:48.080 huh maybe because i believe our media is just extremely compromised i just believe that i believe 0.82

00:36:56.160 that it's a big it's all bullshit i really a lot of me believes that i could be wrong i'm not saying 0.66

00:37:04.080 i'm definite but a lot of me believes that that it's all we've just been it's yeah it just doesn't 0.97

00:37:15.360 you know that's what i a lot of me thinks that um except you have independent journalists you got

00:37:22.320 independent people trying to get out there and make things happen you know um

00:37:26.240 um so that yeah that's just what i thought that was interesting like our kid it's like i'm listening

00:37:35.840 almost to see if i can get any real information because yeah i think russia is just an old dude russia

00:37:42.880 is an old guy who's set in his ways who just wants to sit over there and drink oil and look at 0.95

00:37:50.880 at tits or beat booty uh and just ride off into the sunset i don't believe that they're like a 0.92

00:38:03.280 superpower or nothing you know it's just a lot of rusty tanks it's a lot of children playing with 0.99

00:38:10.080 heavy stone dolls dolls made out of stone you'll see an 18 month old with like an 11 pound doll

00:38:16.480 and they're carrying it you know resilient folks um anyway that's about the news i think

00:38:27.840 yeah we just went to the warner theater in erie pa and i gotta recommend it if you ever get a chance to

00:38:33.920 go to the warner theater it is uh one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen

00:38:39.600 in in america it's it's a piece of history it's it's i think the renovation

00:38:54.240 um is a 30 million dollar in may 2020 phase four began it costs 30 million dollars

00:39:01.360 um to renovate that theater it but it's i can't even tell you how unbelievable it is how immaculate

00:39:11.680 it is um you know uh so yeah that's one thing you got to check out the warner theater

00:39:22.000 what else oh we had blackface at uh sephora somebody

00:39:26.080 this looks like a couple of girls doing blackface oh first of all look at least girls are doing it 1.00

00:39:34.880 now because for a while it was just guys taking all the l's doing it um

00:39:41.360 you know i believe in three generations we're all just gonna have beige semi-chinese face

00:39:47.920 um that's probably owned by israel but i believe that's the face we're gonna have

00:39:53.680 um what else jeff bezos will save over 600 million dollars in taxes by moving to miami that seems

00:40:01.200 fair but that's florida everybody can move to florida and that's fair you know those are the rules

00:40:06.880 um i just don't think somebody should be able to have that much money i think they should put a cap

00:40:12.720 on how much money an individual can have you know and maybe that's socialist by me or something i don't

00:40:20.240 know but i just i don't know that's something that i think sometimes um i'm not saying i'm right but

00:40:28.640 something i think about oh i just drank some of this this morning i got back from the gym and um

00:40:37.120 i knew i was gonna have to work you know be doing potting for a few hours or five hours

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00:41:38.480 superior hydration today using promo code theo at liquid iv.com so let's yeah let's take a few calls

00:41:48.320 here about love that came in today um here we go so i had a weird situation tonight i went on a date with

00:42:02.560 my uber driver and she brought her daughter and her friend her daughter's friend to ihop well she had a 0.57

00:42:13.200 call and she had to go so it was just me her daughter and her daughter's friend so i had to

00:42:20.560 like sit there entertain them what so you went on a date and then the girl the lady left

00:42:31.200 and then you're just sitting there with two children at a i-hop you're down 0.99

00:42:35.760 if you're sitting with two children you don't know at an i-hop bro you are you could be a sex 0.66

00:42:43.440 trafficker bro you know no shade or anything but it's like i mean yes you know but if you're you know

00:42:49.040 like yeah that is that is that is not that is uh let me hear more they're like sit there entertain them 0.94

00:42:59.760 and i'm i was drunk at the time so i was like shit what am i supposed to do these little 0.67

00:43:07.520 teenage euros i was like sit so i started just trying to tell dad jokes and they just awkwardly 0.96

00:43:16.320 laugh so it was like well you can't tell dad jokes if you're you're not even a dad you're a drunk guy

00:43:24.080 at an i-hop with a stranger's children bro you are lucky you weren't arrested that's what i'll tell

00:43:33.520 you you got like you know you're drunk at an i-hop with some children you don't know

00:43:42.400 so that's where you're at right now that is a starting point okay that is that is a place to go up

00:43:49.600 front i think you know maybe i'm being too judgmental but you i think you have to have a

00:43:57.680 you should chart out a plan for yourself

00:44:01.520 and it should be and you need to have friends help you because yeah if you're sitting drunk at

00:44:06.800 an i-hop with two children that you don't know uh and yeah you are or you are this close to ending up

00:44:16.080 on a registry okay so yeah i would do that um let me hear more what is the guy supposed to do

00:44:27.360 in that situation i wish there was a good ending in that story but it was just kind of an awkward

00:44:34.720 situation like what would you do well i think it's you know look i appreciate the call man and i'm sorry

00:44:40.000 if i'm being a little if i'm being crass to you you know it's a loving it's a day of for love

00:44:46.640 and so i got to remember that um yeah yeah let me just be loving hey man yeah i think look

00:44:52.640 unfortunately maybe that's just where we are in modern dating you know um that a woman is going 1.00

00:44:59.120 to be like yes meet me at an i-hop watch my children and if you feed them then maybe i will

00:45:07.040 make love to you one day

00:45:13.360 you know maybe we could be together if you like maybe that's how it is maybe the world maybe we

00:45:20.000 there's so many pervs out it just that a woman's like hey here meet me and my kids in a safe place 1.00

00:45:27.520 i'm gonna leave she probably is also an uber driver you know it's a very gig economy now maybe she got 1.00

00:45:33.440 a call she had to go get a fair she got a fair and um and she's like i you know

00:45:41.920 and if hey he didn't he didn't touch him he fed him great guy nowadays to a lot of women that's a 1.00

00:45:49.120 great guy so i don't know if you need to do anything brother i think you did the best thing you could do

00:45:54.880 you are an earnest man you tried to be entertaining you were drunk you know and that's your deal and

00:46:01.520 it's okay so yeah i think you're doing great man and yeah happy valentine's day to you i want to say

00:46:06.880 that man um and maybe this will work out you guys might be married by now you know you just never know

00:46:13.360 you know and that's one thing about love too love goes at its own speed

00:46:17.440 you know i think we're so used to now things being so fast because you can get it right now

00:46:28.000 you can get it right now

00:46:31.440 you can get a pair of shoes they might be here by this afternoon

00:46:38.560 in the old days you had to go from get your feet measured somewhere

00:46:41.680 come back maybe two months later and get some shoes

00:46:48.880 but love is still like that it's that oh it's an old shoe man

00:46:53.120 and we want it to fit fast and it's good you want it to be a cozy fit

00:46:59.760 you know because sometimes it's like do i want to be am i trying to be in love

00:47:04.160 or am i just trying to not be alone that's another thing i think sometimes

00:47:07.920 you know like what am i really looking for

00:47:13.760 that's something i think about sometimes um

00:47:19.200 but yeah thank you for calling man and um and thank you for going ihop instead of denny's baby

00:47:26.960 denny's you know that son 0.98

00:47:28.560 fuck denny's till it's backwards homie um what else here we go another call came in here about 1.00

00:47:39.440 uh love 0.99

00:47:42.160 hi theo um i am a female listener and i was just uh listening to your podcast

00:47:48.800 the question came to approach your lady about how to shave her hairy booty and um as a 1.00

00:47:58.640 hairy booty female myself okay my boy hbfs in the billy boyfriend actually approached this topic with 0.98

00:48:07.920 um some great sensitivity and uh i just wanted to let you guys know that if your lady has a hairy booty 1.00

00:48:16.320 offered to shave it for her i thought that was very charming of him he came up to me one day and

00:48:22.720 he was like hey babe uh let me groom you like let me let me get you right and i was like wow that's

00:48:29.680 that was romantic and yeah i busted it open he shaved me down and we got it on so that's the female 1.00

00:48:36.800 perspective praise god thank you for that all that call and yeah because it is it's something that occurs

00:48:43.760 out there you see a man and they got a woman and they got a uh hair on their booty around that booty

00:48:54.080 and that's uh something we gotta battle as a society and this is a this is from the front lines of that 0.81

00:49:01.040 and it's that time of year spring if your lady she got that hairy booty you feel me if that b-hole's 1.00

00:49:08.320 got a side burn on it baby taper that thing up get in there with some uh safe some safe scissors some 0.81

00:49:15.520 of them them children's snippers and get in there tidy that thing up if that booty out 1.00

00:49:22.240 got a little dreadlock on it or whatever tidy grim groom that thing up you could do

00:49:28.400 yeah whack you spill a candle on her and rip that thing you know it's time baby it's time to just 1.00

00:49:36.960 take the hair off of each other's assholes it's just that time you know it's just that time and in uh 0.99

00:49:45.920 happy valentine's baby that's what it is uh what else have we got another call here you shave your body 0.99

00:49:53.040 riley i do all right um and what do you shave the front what do you shave uh just my face oh just your

00:50:04.320 face okay just your face but you don't seem like a guy that has a lot of hair a body hair riley uh

00:50:11.760 no i don't wow and do you guys um do a lot of uh

00:50:21.440 do a lot of vietnamese people get body hair or not i don't think so okay

00:50:30.800 but but do you know so at least for me i i don't you don't no wow that's got to be wonderful so you

00:50:38.320 don't get any body hair so you're like almost like a hairless cat in a way right wow but do you

00:50:47.840 get cold do you have to wear like double underpants or whatever no unbelievable wow thank you man for

00:50:54.720 sharing that with us um let's see what else we got here

00:50:59.600 yo what's up man i've got a little bit of a confession for you thank you for calling the

00:51:08.400 hotline man and yeah i do want to let people know that if there is something they need to share they

00:51:12.880 can always hit the hotline 985-664-9503 um weighing heavy on me something happened to me when i was a kid

00:51:23.280 thought i should share it with somebody when i was 11 years old i was watching a movie with one

00:51:29.920 of my buddies i think he was 12. we were laying on my sister's bed that might have been the start of

00:51:37.040 the problem yeah that's the setting they call that the setting for something onward watching liar liar 0.78

00:51:47.520 and uh if you've seen the movie there's a moment where they're playing back some audio of a woman 0.98

00:51:54.640 doing a little orgasmic noises and uh oh yeah gizzing out during that moment my buddy leaned over and

00:52:05.280 kissed me right on the lips and i pushed him off and said what are you doing and he says

00:52:11.520 no please stop i don't know i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i don't know i don't know i'm so sorry

00:52:17.360 and he begged me not to tell his brothers and um i have four brothers myself and i didn't want them

00:52:23.840 to think i was gay so never never really told anybody so and look man that's a totally normal

00:52:31.520 thing to happen you know i appreciate you sharing it with us and you know i think that's a lot of

00:52:38.000 times referred to as like surprise kind of youthful gay and

00:52:45.360 s-y-g and they call it and it happens you're with your buddy and

00:52:52.480 something sexual is happening in a film or movie in your body i remember when the when a commercial 0.88

00:52:59.520 would come on and if a woman was just even damn putting a shampoo in i just would sit in front of 1.00

00:53:04.960 the tv and just i couldn't even it was like my hormones just came up into my shoulders and just 0.98

00:53:12.560 were fucking just trying to fucking dance or whatever i just i couldn't handle it 0.99

00:53:18.160 so yeah if you're in there alone with your buddy and there's a man making orgasm noises on a television 1.00

00:53:25.840 near the two of you yeah somebody's gonna kiss someone 0.82

00:53:29.760 that is natural because that's surprise youth youthful

00:53:37.360 gang it happens kids they don't know and they just they don't know what their hormones are and

00:53:44.320 some of them they test it out and the only way to know it's like the only way to know if you like 0.65

00:53:49.120 soccer is to play a couple games of soccer man the only way to know if you could be gay is to kiss 0.94

00:53:55.280 somebody that is the same sex as you or holding somebody's hand could be a clue but yeah kids do 0.59

00:54:03.200 that stuff all the time i remember i got under a sheet or whatever it was supposed to be lunchtime

00:54:07.760 or whatever and we're you know my buddy and i somehow were like just under a sheet and we just started

00:54:15.120 like touching each other's ribs like just feeling it just like

00:54:22.480 god and i don't remember i just don't even know what was going on we just we're just doing it and

00:54:31.040 and then thank god somebody yelled sandwiches downstairs and we fucking ran out of there but 0.99

00:54:37.040 yeah i think children are part-time gay kind of because they're learning about sex 0.99

00:54:46.800 and they're learning about that sort of thing you know and i couldn't even look at my buddy while we 0.67

00:54:52.080 ate those um ham and cheeses we couldn't even look at each other

00:55:00.720 because we just didn't know and it was that was the time era the era where if you asked your dad if 0.79

00:55:08.240 you were gay he would just say you were just crazy so um riley ever happened any well yeah riley let's 0.72

00:55:19.040 check back in there what were you telling me about so a little bit ago i had my second kiss finally 0.99

00:55:26.480 okay okay and this is your second kiss ever in your life right brother right and you still never uh

00:55:33.360 you've still never burped that uh that sweat whistle have you daddy i have not wow brother 0.93

00:55:41.680 my god you are gonna just be able to just damn open up an aquarium when you really let them 0.90

00:55:48.640 things open up god brother i mean you how much do you weigh 120 well i don't know if i believe that 0.99

00:55:59.760 but you saw at least 17 of that has got to be pure grade a maple semen baby my god i can't even

00:56:12.320 believe that i could i can rent you out to a couple of hollywood executives right now and they would 0.98

00:56:19.040 fucking burp that little diving board in the back of a limousine somewhere right now outside of disney or 0.96

00:56:29.920 one of those other places mgm or whatever um miramax or whatever they're doing 0.99

00:56:36.800 um okay what else what oh so you went on a date yeah tell me about it you got that second kiss huh

00:56:46.240 yeah um basically i i just went to a bar with her okay and then and where'd y'all sit it was like

00:56:53.840 across from each other next to each other at the bar where did you guys sit no next to each other at

00:56:58.880 a table at a table okay and was there some good energy what happened yeah yeah we were laughing a lot

00:57:05.920 um that's good sign yeah and then what happened did you you guys left there you took her home you

00:57:13.440 guys left some what happened yeah so we left uh i took her home okay and as we were saying bye

00:57:20.560 i asked her if i could kiss her dang and how did you ask so were you guys standing at the door

00:57:27.600 um in the car just on her driveway standing in the driveway and what did you say

00:57:33.200 i said hey um i've been wanting to ask you this um you know can i kiss you yeah 1.00

00:57:42.000 fuck yeah brother that's what i'm talking about fucking asians getting that shit 1.00

00:57:47.600 and um and what did she say she said sure and then we just went in 1.00

00:57:55.280 and was she a little taller than you or not um a little yeah so did you have to go up on just

00:58:01.040 a little on the toes actually she kind of came down to me 0.99

00:58:07.440 fuck yeah son feminism 1.00

00:58:11.920 wow and then what happened were you did you like put your hand like kind of like or did you just 1.00

00:58:19.040 totally freestyle it hands on the side just that fucking weird penguin vibe would you do 0.94

00:58:25.200 um i think i wrapped my arms around her but that was it oh my god that's romantic wow and did you play 0.98

00:58:34.960 any music on your phone or were you guys just it was quiet no it was quiet

00:58:41.680 and how long did the kiss last for probably for a good 12 seconds

00:58:47.520 and did you um and did you uh was there any

00:59:00.640 tongue in it what was it just lips was it like upper lip but what was there what was your strategy

00:59:06.880 um yeah there was a little tongue rightly 1.00

00:59:09.360 shitting them with that fucking mouth cock baby that 1.00

00:59:16.160 way to go brother 1.00

00:59:19.200 and was she receptive to it yeah yeah okay cool chill everything's good nothing illegal and then

00:59:25.680 what happened you left i left and then she went back to new jersey oh god 0.80

00:59:31.600 i will say this some of the coolest girls i've ever met are from

00:59:40.560 uh philadelphia new jersey area hands down just cool chicks great senses of humor um fun cool 1.00

00:59:51.200 sometimes they're nurses and stuff like that just great they have a lot of great um

00:59:55.520 um i mean i love i'm a big fan of nurses but uh also i think just some of the coolest chicks are 1.00

01:00:01.840 are up there everybody knows that you know i'm a big fan of nurses but um yeah and my sister's a nurse

01:00:08.640 too so i'm proud of her she just got her i don't know what it's called like her gd or whatever she's 0.91

01:00:15.440 like the final nurse or whatever or something but i don't know but uh man well so you got two kisses

01:00:24.320 under your belt and you're still saving yourself from marriage riley correct wow god

01:00:32.000 you got a do you feel like it's right around the corner you feel like you still have a long way to go

01:00:37.920 uh it might be uh it might be a minute i like your attitude though man and we have to have a good

01:00:44.880 attitude right to find love because it's it just it can just show up whenever right yeah you got to stay

01:00:52.080 ready um let's take one or two more calls man this was an interesting call that came in uh hey theo

01:00:59.920 pat ray so from las vegas hey pat from las vegas thank you for calling uh me lady nice to hear you

01:01:07.520 onward going to a comedy show tonight for my birthday i will be wearing my theo shirt to represent my love

01:01:14.320 for you i feel i know you so we've never met i'm turning 81 on the 25th might not be your oldest

01:01:21.920 fan but i'm the biggest love you oh thank you you know i appreciate that uh

01:01:32.400 you know even when you say it reminds me of my grandmother thank you pat

01:01:35.680 that's very sweet let me make sure your name was pat sometimes i just assume a lot of older

01:01:39.760 women are named pat hey theo pat ray so from last yeah that's pat um thank you pat uh thank you pat

01:01:49.280 that's so sweet of you and yeah um dang i feel like i just got a call from my grandmother

01:01:55.280 you know and and and i and i just mean that in a way of like that somebody can call you that's not

01:02:03.360 that person to you and they can be that person for you you know you can fill in the blanks for somebody

01:02:11.840 you know if somebody doesn't have a brother you can call them and share a special word with them or

01:02:16.960 give them a nice message or just tell them you care about them and suddenly they do have a brother

01:02:22.080 you know um you know there's been a lot of figures in my life of people that have represented father

01:02:30.080 figures and mother figures and brother figures and um and at certain moments and so it's just

01:02:39.280 that's the power of just that of love right there that's a loving thing to do yeah thank you pat that's

01:02:45.040 that's sweet of you praise um what else

01:02:52.560 yeah i just yeah i just want to keep it in the love vein here we got a call right here hi see you

01:02:58.080 my name is autumn i was just wondering if you've ever felt like alone being older

01:03:07.760 but um i'm almost 30 in a couple weeks oh you're not that old autumn

01:03:13.040 that don't sound that old to me at all um let's hear more and you know i have a tough time trying

01:03:20.240 to find love

01:03:23.280 and i was wondering if you've ever felt like that

01:03:27.600 i'm just sitting here in my apartment just thinking how you know maybe i'll never find it

01:03:34.880 and if that's the case what are your opinions on that you know i want to find true love i want to

01:03:41.440 find happiness and i want to have kids yeah thank you for the call um yeah finding love you know

01:03:50.720 thank you for the call thank you for just sharing how you're feeling and what's going on i think it's

01:03:56.480 sweet of you and i appreciate it and i think um just showing up right where you you you just you're

01:04:05.440 called with exactly where you're at no be at no just hey this is where i am this is what's going on

01:04:13.600 you know and i just really respect that um

01:04:16.000 um yeah i think love gets i think love is something that we all need

01:04:27.520 you know you see what happens to a child that doesn't have any love

01:04:30.720 you know you see what happens to animals that don't have any love and

01:04:35.440 you know it's obvious it's obvious that we need it um

01:04:46.880 and it's nice to think of that yeah how do i fall in love with somebody else how do i

01:04:51.840 get into a relationship with somebody and and have a partner

01:04:55.760 and yeah so much of that is out of our hands you know um i mean some things like you want to

01:05:08.640 give yourself the best chance you know i think because you have to meet people

01:05:12.960 and um so you have to put yourself out there you do you know uh i mean it could you could just meet

01:05:19.760 somebody at a grocery store or something but sometimes people meet each other the more people

01:05:23.840 you run into the more chances you're going to have to meet someone so that just is part of it

01:05:29.360 and then in the meantime i think enjoy the peace that you do have with yourself

01:05:34.960 and start to fall in love with yourself more if you can i know that may sound strange and i'm not

01:05:40.160 trying to um i'm just thinking out loud uh

01:05:45.120 you know for me i notice sometimes that um

01:05:56.720 that i don't have the best relationship with myself really i don't really communicate with myself that

01:06:01.920 much i do some but really communicate with myself check in with myself see what's going on

01:06:09.360 um spend time with myself not just sitting on my phone or watching a television show but

01:06:15.920 spent sit there and spend time with myself think about hey man who are you what do you like doing

01:06:24.400 you know hey man i'm proud of you

01:06:29.360 saying that to myself

01:06:30.400 you know hey theo i'm proud of you man i'm proud of you

01:06:39.840 you know i've gotten better about it as i've gotten older but man for so long and

01:06:44.160 i didn't even love myself

01:06:48.240 so then in my life i was looking for someone else to do i was looking for someone else

01:06:53.120 to do the job for me that i wasn't doing for me

01:06:58.960 and it was that's too much to ask of somebody i'm not saying this for you at all i'm sorry i just got

01:07:03.520 on this tangent but yeah i was looking for somebody else yeah i want to be a partner but i also want

01:07:09.200 you i need you to fulfill fill in this other space inside of myself that i'm leaving that i'm not working on

01:07:16.240 and so then at that point for me in relationships it wasn't that fair

01:07:26.160 you know i was i wasn't saying hey let's meet and do 50 50 i was saying hey i need you to

01:07:29.840 i need you to do 50 50 i need you to do 80 because i'm missing 30.

01:07:37.840 and i haven't tried to do the work and stuff that i need to do to help take care of myself better

01:07:42.240 and that was always making it tough for me it's gotten a little bit better of it as i've gotten

01:07:47.440 older because i'm understand that a little bit more that i well do i love myself who am i you know

01:07:54.880 what's going on with me but do i think you will you sound like the sweetest person

01:08:04.240 and i believe that love wins i believe that people say it sometimes and there's like commercials

01:08:09.840 and stuff with like people will be in like a wheelchair or something they'll say it but

01:08:13.360 that doesn't have anything to do with it i don't think but i believe that that it wins

01:08:20.080 because it's you could just say it's just the realest thing

01:08:24.560 you could see it man you just it's the realest thing

01:08:29.040 when you see somebody love somebody else

01:08:31.120 love it just there's nothing nothing can hold a candle to that that's the light of god i think

01:09:01.120 that's that's the light of god

01:09:05.200 um

01:09:05.360 and you sounds like you you you you you something you care about

01:09:15.920 so i just want you to hang in there

01:09:22.000 you know and uh

01:09:23.200 yeah i just want you to hang in there

01:09:29.360 because yes i believe it can happen we got to believe it can happen that's got to be the most

01:09:33.920 possible that's got to be the belief that's got to be it because a flower will be sitting there and 0.98

01:09:41.760 then a damn bee come on and you don't know that thing come you know a flower don't have a clue 1.00

01:09:48.320 a bee's coming a flower is just doing his shit you know stunting like my daddy staming like my daddy 1.00

01:09:58.320 and then a bee so you just you never know when you're gonna get buzzed out and honeyed up 0.98

01:10:06.160 and you got time

01:10:09.280 you got time and then i got to make sure that when i'm looking for somebody i'm not looking for them to

01:10:13.200 fill i'm looking to meet them halfway i'm i'm looking for us to be puzzle pieces or whatever

01:10:18.160 but you know that sounds a little bit gay to me but but uh i'm not looking for them to do do all the 0.93

01:10:23.760 work of filling in all my blanks you know some of that's my work and i'm not saying that about you

01:10:29.840 i'm just you caught me and i'm thinking about the same thing at the same time um

01:10:34.320 riley what do you think for that young lady thinking about love um i mean yeah she'll she'll find

01:10:44.800 everyone you know finds love eventually yeah i think that's true

01:10:54.320 yeah i think that's i think that's true man um and it'll happen for you dude

01:11:01.600 you know you've been seeping that demon in the meantime or what you've been freaking uh hand 0.63

01:11:09.440 railing that little uh that little splatter wand or what baby boy not yet it'll it'll eventually 1.00

01:11:17.440 happen oh you're planning on masturbating i i met with some not masturbating but you know with with a 0.99

01:11:26.640 girl oh you know a girl who's willing to do it i mean i'm just saying eventually oh you're saying 0.99

01:11:33.760 eventually it'll happen with a woman right okay okay this is nothing it's okay but you don't have 0.99

01:11:38.560 like something on your calendar right now and it's just no okay okay cool cool um let's take one more

01:11:46.720 call man because i think this is it right here uh and happy valentine's day to everybody

01:11:57.040 no um hey phil i just wanted to give you an update i called in about two or three years ago

01:12:05.360 and my video aired on the episode that you had with kalilah at the time i was talking about how

01:12:12.800 my wife at the time ended up leaving me for another woman oh i remember this hey phil hey kyla

01:12:21.680 uh big fan of you guys just wanted to get your advice on a recent development i had i recently got

01:12:27.920 left by my wife for another woman completely blindsided i had no idea uh yeah i guess i just

01:12:36.400 look for any advice you guys would give as i move on to this next chapter of my life gang brother

01:12:44.240 well um next month in march my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so

01:12:53.680 just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe i don't know thinking things don't

01:12:59.200 really look that great i just want to let you know it gets better and i appreciate everybody's

01:13:05.280 thoughts theo thank you and i walked to me what you said in that podcast about my call

01:13:10.480 and uh yeah just appreciate you feel really thanks man gang baby wow 0.96

01:13:19.840 man that's got me really that's got my eyeballs trying to spurt baby damn brother thank you man 0.79

01:13:26.800 i want to hear that part one more time that really that made my day man um next month in march 0.96

01:13:34.800 my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so just anybody who's struggling

01:13:41.200 out there or maybe i don't know thinking things don't really look that great i just want to let

01:13:48.960 you know it gets better and i appreciate everybody you hear that man you hear when he said my wife and

01:13:53.440 i were expecting our first little one it makes you feel something it makes you feel something that's

01:13:59.520 love man that is undeniable that is undeniable i believe that that is god's light in the world i

01:14:08.080 believe that nothing else makes you do nothing else makes you

01:14:15.840 nothing else makes you feel anything really nothing else makes you feel something from the

01:14:21.520 i mean that that feeling comes up from it's almost like

01:14:32.240 it almost feels like it comes from the

01:14:35.920 just from the pad comes from forever

01:14:39.920 that feeling of love just man it comes from forever

01:14:44.640 yeah just man so i want to hear that one more time

01:14:54.880 um next month in march my new wife and i are expecting our first little one our daughter so

01:15:02.880 just anybody who's struggling out there or maybe i don't know

01:15:06.720 thinking things don't really look that great just want to let you know it gets better and i

01:15:13.520 appreciate everybody's thoughts wow yeah that's love man and that's why we stay in the game

01:15:22.080 and that's why we stay in the game even to witness that for somebody else

01:15:26.160 that's that's still love i'm still getting something out i get so much out of that

01:15:31.200 man the rest of my day is going to mean more to me

01:15:37.040 so the more things i can love even if it's not like somebody else or like having like the perfect

01:15:41.840 like partner or uh straight person or whatever i don't even know what the or just having the perfect

01:15:49.280 woman uh or man if you are a woman or gay person they can have everybody can have somebody 1.00

01:15:56.560 um but damn dude even if you you know just 0.99

01:16:04.880 you can still get love that's when there's other you know you can still get love and don't let it let 0.99

01:16:11.440 don't come down off those feelings when somebody else has something very loving don't let that feeling

01:16:17.440 don't then let that feeling turn dang i wish i had it it's okay to ponder that a little bit but

01:16:23.920 don't let that don't go off that cliff because i think the more we can just keep the the that that

01:16:30.160 vibe of like hey this is possible i see this i just want to be around this i want to be involved

01:16:36.240 in a line of work that makes me feel love i want to be involved around people community whether it's a

01:16:43.520 church or a men's group or recovery or a uh of sweat lodge whatever it is i want to be involved in

01:16:54.160 something that makes me feel something because that's why i'm here

01:17:00.960 you know

01:17:03.760 i'm here to stand on my tippy toes in the driveway of the lord and feel that kiss baby 0.96

01:17:11.760 happy valentine's day to everybody sorry if i'm all over the place i don't give a 0.92

01:17:25.760 i've been all over the place my whole fucking life i don't even know where i am i don't know 0.96

01:17:30.800 i don't know what i'm doing most of the time to be honest with you i don't my life feels confusing 0.87

01:17:38.320 sometimes i don't know what's going on you know uh 0.93

01:17:46.720 but yeah i'm not trying to tear up on here i'm not trying to let me put these shades back on damn 0.95

01:17:50.800 bro my eyeballs are looking a little gay uh sorry they have a monitor here but yeah um 0.95

01:17:57.920 i don't i don't i don't know who knows what yeah but i just keep hoping that i have moments like that

01:18:11.200 that make me feel something

01:18:16.400 and you sometimes you have a lot of them in your own life sometimes you get them all out of other

01:18:20.000 people's lives sometimes a older woman calls you and tells you that she loves you and it's not your

01:18:27.520 grandmother but it's still your grandmother

01:18:31.600 because the love is still the same that's so i don't know i'm getting a little preachy but um

01:18:37.840 yeah man and i love you guys i'm thankful thank you to the people that come out to the shows

01:18:44.560 the bigger shows have gotten better they've gotten easier it was harder in the beginning you know it's

01:18:49.840 harder to be in like new spaces and stuff um i'm grateful for that thank you for paying attention

01:18:56.080 to this podcast and listening um thank you for hitting the hotline 985-664-9503

01:19:05.920 yeah i just i don't know that's about it you know what i promised a friend of mine um

01:19:11.040 um that i would play his song on the way out so i'm going to put it in here and uh

01:19:20.880 this is a song years ago that i uh started listening to and um and i'll listen to it when

01:19:27.440 i need to get some feelings out of me um you know this one does it for me it's kind of an emo kind of vibe

01:19:35.840 but you know what it is cuz you know what it is cuz that's who that's you know

01:19:44.160 you know the war we out here doing so um this song is by evan bartels it's called the devil god and me

01:19:52.560 if you're not looking for that emo feeling feeling thing right now then that's okay you're going about

01:19:57.280 your day if you are tap in but uh praise god baby love you guys and um yeah just thanks for

01:20:06.000 tuning in and happy valentine's day happy valentine's day if you don't have that other

01:20:10.960 person you have yourself you have yourself man and that is the most important person you're ever

01:20:19.120 gonna get to know or spend time with and i'm not preaching at you i'm really saying this to myself

01:20:25.040 because more and more in my life i realize that i should spit i gotta spend i'm given this gift of

01:20:34.320 being a a human being and and and and and rarely do i even check in and hey theo what's going hey who

01:20:45.520 are you hey what do you you know like there's just so many distractions it's not a fault or anything

01:20:50.960 it's just there's so many dark arts out there they don't want you to get to know yourself 1.00

01:20:57.120 they don't want you they want you buying they want you fucking uh working slave and they don't 1.00

01:21:03.760 want you to get to know yourself because if you get to know yourself you're gonna know that you're 0.99

01:21:08.000 a fucking warrior that's what they're afraid of because i believe that's what we all used to be 0.98

01:21:14.240 so that's my valentine this year man it's gonna be me and i'm chill with that 0.99

01:21:24.400 and to my girl that called and she was feeling like loving there for her hey i got you and you

01:21:32.080 got yourself too you know sorry i'm getting a little preachy but um yeah it's just like how much do i get 0.94

01:21:38.880 to know the most important love in my own life is fucking i should love myself man i should 0.94

01:21:48.640 i should know i should i don't know what i'm trying to say anyway uh 0.98

01:21:56.080 but yeah but now this song is so emo going out dude but that's where we are today this is evan

01:22:02.080 bartels the devil god and me happy valentine's baby praise god happy valentine's day love somebody 0.96

01:22:11.600 love yourself look somebody in the eyes and say hey i fucking i love you 0.98

01:22:21.440 and look yourself in the eyes and say the same thing man 1.00

01:22:24.320 man and if nobody's telling you they love you i fucking love you a little ass you look pervert bro 1.00

01:22:30.480 praise god 1.00

01:22:38.320 thank you for being here raleigh thank you theo happy valentine's day man happy valentine's day

01:23:00.320 oh mother may i open my eyes

01:23:13.520 there's a great big world waiting right outside

01:23:21.680 mother may i raise my voice

01:23:25.520 i love that tune man i i encourage you to go listen to it it's evan bartels we'll put the link

01:23:48.000 to it um i love evans music uh but let's let's amp this one in man finish it out

01:23:55.520 it's evan bartels we'll put the link to it

01:23:58.240 come on

01:23:58.560 come on

01:24:02.720 whenever you're down

01:24:08.720 out in the cold

01:24:10.720 faithless and dark

01:24:12.720 your story's untold

01:24:16.720 come take my hand

01:24:18.720 and walk there with me

01:24:20.720 happy valentine's day

01:24:25.920 happy valentine's day

01:24:27.920 there is a light

01:24:29.920 shining for you

01:24:33.920 guiding your way

01:24:35.920 helping me through

01:24:39.920 shadows and me

01:24:41.920 are all that you see

01:24:43.920 we'll find a place

01:24:47.120 where we can be free

01:24:51.120 from the mountaintops

01:24:53.120 down to the deepest valleys

01:24:57.120 hear a voice calling you

01:25:01.120 it's the rising sun

01:25:05.840 shining in the darkness

01:25:08.320 can't you see

01:25:10.720 you will be free

01:25:12.480 praise god baby

01:25:13.840 and that can be your god anyway whoever whatever god you got baby we ain't trying to god lock you

01:25:28.720 i don't know the words man

01:25:42.160 i'm just gonna keep doing this dude i'm blind

01:25:54.320 together we're strong

01:25:56.320 together we're free

01:25:58.320 from the mountaintops

01:26:02.320 into the deepest valleys

01:26:06.320 hear the voice calling you

01:26:10.320 i love you guys man

01:26:12.320 um thank you

01:26:14.320 be good to yourselves baby

01:26:16.320 you deserve it baby

01:26:18.320 gang

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - February 14, 2024

E482 Magnet Love

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