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00:01:35.760 today's guest is standing on benny uh he is one of the funniest guys that i know he's a creator

00:01:45.680 an entertainer um he's a damn savant uh i love getting to spend time with him he has a new show

00:01:53.440 on youtube called could have been house and uh that's all you need to know today's guest is drewski 0.98

00:02:01.760 i'm open

00:02:27.340 And now I've been moving way too fast

00:02:32.060 On the roadway train with a heavy lift of black

00:02:35.120 Oh, dude, hold on. 1.00

00:02:38.680 Shit. 1.00

00:02:41.240 Safe shit, too. 1.00

00:02:43.320 That's all gender. 1.00

00:02:45.320 Yeah.

00:02:46.800 What you know about this?

00:02:48.020 Look at this Cetaphil.

00:02:49.820 This ain't medicated, is it?

00:02:51.040 Huh?

00:02:51.440 This ain't medicated, is it?

00:02:52.700 No, no, baby.

00:02:53.880 It's good, baby.

00:02:56.300 Yeah.

00:02:57.340 It's old.

00:02:59.660 This one old up. 1.00

00:03:01.180 Oh, yeah, that's some good shit. 0.99

00:03:02.160 What you use this for? 1.00

00:03:03.100 Huh?

00:03:03.480 What you usually use this for? 1.00

00:03:04.580 Fuck, I spray this shit under the hood if it gets tight under there, bro. 1.00

00:03:09.120 Get that air filter, you know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:03:11.660 Yeah.

00:03:12.260 That's what it feels like.

00:03:13.620 Like a WD-40 oil.

00:03:16.400 It's, like, really oily.

00:03:18.100 Remember when that AC belt under the car?

00:03:20.900 Yes.

00:03:21.040 Yeah, right.

00:03:21.440 Yes, yes.

00:03:22.920 We rolling, Z?

00:03:24.340 All right.

00:03:25.220 Okay, yeah, no, that's funny.

00:03:27.580 Yeah, man, I like a little bit of lotion, too.

00:03:29.760 Yeah.

00:03:30.900 And y'all use, what is the average amount?

00:03:34.800 A black person probably use about, at least, maybe about 1,000 bottles of lotion a year.

00:03:41.840 Not to expose us, but I'm just saying, like, that's typical for a black family. 0.76

00:03:46.300 It has probably a family.

00:03:47.720 A family unit will probably go to, like, 1,000 a year.

00:03:50.020 Oh, my God.

00:03:50.920 Yeah.

00:03:52.020 Depending on if it's Vaseline, probably cut that in half.

00:03:55.160 Because Vaseline is more full.

00:03:56.500 Yeah, it's more oily.

00:03:58.120 It's more, it can get the job done for a couple days.

00:04:00.760 But, yeah, for a typical black family, it'll probably run through about 1,000. 0.89

00:04:04.940 And some brothers, you've got to probably spray some WD-40 on them. 0.93

00:04:08.020 You know what I'm saying?

00:04:08.440 I've seen some guys that-

00:04:09.580 You and this brother, word, it's crazy.

00:04:13.400 All right, I get it.

00:04:14.360 Yeah.

00:04:14.620 So what brothers do you know that use the oily stuff?

00:04:18.780 What brothers have you run through?

00:04:19.960 Oh, okay, that's the oily lotion that's like-

00:04:22.640 Oh, I've seen a brother that maybe been in the wind or something a little bit,

00:04:25.860 and he, you know, ducks around a building, and he'll just, you know,

00:04:31.040 that dude, he'll work as a door hen for the next year if he needs to, you know? 0.83

00:04:36.260 Yeah.

00:04:36.820 But I've seen, you know, sometimes people need more.

00:04:38.960 I notice I need some.

00:04:41.440 When do you know?

00:04:42.360 Because I feel like white people, they don't use anything on their lips, 0.94

00:04:46.300 so their lips start to bleed, crack up, and, you know.

00:04:49.540 What is that?

00:04:50.460 I know, because, you know, I kind of wanted to come here

00:04:55.200 and ask questions like that, because, you know,

00:04:56.780 a lot of people are scared to ask these type of questions.

00:04:58.920 It's like, what is, like, the-

00:05:00.540 You know, some of the white girls who go to, like, a college football game, 1.00

00:05:02.800 and a lot of their lips are bleeding, cracks.

00:05:05.180 Yeah, you know, what is that?

00:05:06.320 Yeah.

00:05:06.880 Well, I think one of the good things about being black or off black, 1.00

00:05:13.260 I don't know what some of the varieties are now,

00:05:14.980 but I think one of the values in it is that you get early signs of dry skin.

00:05:21.280 Like, we don't find out till the last-

00:05:23.500 Till they start bleeding.

00:05:24.720 Yeah, we find out. 1.00

00:05:25.900 Y'all are fucking- 0.99

00:05:27.060 You're damn near, like- 1.00

00:05:29.720 We find out the last minute, bro. 0.90

00:05:33.500 You can't even-

00:05:33.720 We find out when you're trying to enjoy, like, a hot dog or something, 0.98

00:05:38.640 and you can't do it, and you say, damn, it's too late. 0.99

00:05:42.080 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:05:43.240 Because, yeah, that hits us hard.

00:05:44.940 So I think that that's a big thing in the white community is cracked skin. 1.00

00:05:50.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:52.020 Our stuff gets cracked up bad.

00:05:55.140 Good to see you, man.

00:05:56.180 Good to see you, too, man.

00:05:57.060 I'm actually-

00:05:57.520 I was so excited to come up here. 0.99

00:05:58.880 I was telling all my boys, I'm like, duh, this shit- 0.99

00:06:01.720 Every time we'd link up with you, it was fucking amazing, man. 1.00

00:06:04.320 Like, even if it's just at a fucking football game, bro. 0.99

00:06:06.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:07.620 It's crazy, bro.

00:06:08.720 So, you know.

00:06:09.300 Yeah.

00:06:09.580 I love seeing your crew, bro.

00:06:11.100 Yeah, man.

00:06:11.820 Y'all always bring a good time, man.

00:06:14.560 Yeah, this guy back from Australia, man.

00:06:16.300 Swear.

00:06:17.020 How was that?

00:06:17.880 Oh, man.

00:06:18.660 They got-

00:06:20.200 It's nice.

00:06:21.080 Yeah.

00:06:21.740 Yeah, well, first of all, they have-

00:06:24.720 Everybody's really friendly.

00:06:26.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:27.580 I've heard that, though.

00:06:28.820 Oh.

00:06:29.280 Justin Bieber told me that.

00:06:30.520 Really?

00:06:30.700 I've heard that everybody out there is super nice.

00:06:32.480 It's like, nobody is mean at all.

00:06:34.840 Like, not a mean soul, anyway.

00:06:36.540 Can't even imagine.

00:06:37.520 Yeah.

00:06:37.880 Even a dog, you know.

00:06:41.160 That's the worst he'll do.

00:06:42.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:44.380 But they chilling, bro.

00:06:45.540 Everybody- 0.99

00:06:46.020 Do you see kangaroos and shit out there? 0.99

00:06:47.180 I heard, like, the snakes are huge out there. 1.00

00:06:49.060 All types of shit. 1.00

00:06:49.780 You see a lot of shit. 1.00

00:06:51.020 You see a lot of- 1.00

00:06:52.300 They got kangaroos, bats, wombats. 1.00

00:06:55.160 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:06:55.640 And even the spiders, they said, like, super, super huge out there. 1.00

00:06:59.660 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:07:00.020 You'll see a spider, and you know he's up to some fucking shit. 1.00

00:07:03.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:03.200 He'll be over there with a couple of his arms, just fucking counting some money or whatever. 0.92

00:07:07.800 You'll see a lot. 0.94

00:07:08.400 I think, yeah. 1.00

00:07:08.980 You see a lot of dangerous shit. 1.00

00:07:10.280 Not a lot of- 1.00

00:07:11.640 It's mostly white over there.

00:07:13.060 Yeah.

00:07:13.280 It's a white- 1.00

00:07:14.560 No brothers.

00:07:17.900 No brothers.

00:07:18.420 Bro, you couldn't.

00:07:19.660 If you even ask where a brother is, they don't even know.

00:07:26.280 Bro, you-

00:07:27.040 Hey, look at you.

00:07:28.220 You speaking another language or something?

00:07:31.300 They'll send you to, like, a fire, like, recovery ward or something.

00:07:35.960 Like, they don't have-

00:07:36.880 The closest thing they got is somebody that was in a three-alarm blaze over there.

00:07:41.960 Like, somebody in ICU.

00:07:42.960 Burnt, you know?

00:07:43.680 I get it.

00:07:44.220 Yeah, no, that's funny.

00:07:45.400 That's funny, bro.

00:07:46.380 Yeah, they don't have any-

00:07:47.560 If y'all went over there, bro, if you guys went over there-

00:07:49.660 They probably would treat us like royalty, huh?

00:07:51.800 I mean, they would-

00:07:52.980 Or maybe the opposite.

00:07:54.140 No, no, no.

00:07:55.100 Oh, they would love it.

00:07:55.940 Oh, okay, okay.

00:07:56.960 They would, but y'all would be a special attraction over there. 0.99

00:08:00.400 Y'all would be a damn- 0.99

00:08:02.080 A museum for them. 0.99

00:08:06.240 What's the word you're looking for?

00:08:07.420 Zoo? 0.98

00:08:08.360 I wouldn't say that.

00:08:09.500 You didn't want to say it.

00:08:10.520 You was going towards it.

00:08:11.660 No, I think no bars, but-

00:08:13.980 Your teeth was looking like you were about to say zoo.

00:08:15.880 I just wanted to jump in there and get it out.

00:08:17.340 No, man, maybe a cage-free zoo.

00:08:18.800 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:19.940 Like a display.

00:08:23.560 I'll say that, dude.

00:08:24.720 A display for unique, special humans.

00:08:31.640 I get it, I get it.

00:08:32.760 But yeah, dude, I'm not joking, bro.

00:08:34.660 They didn't see-

00:08:35.300 That's insane. 0.96

00:08:36.220 They probably don't see no black people over there. 0.98

00:08:38.040 I know it. 0.78

00:08:38.780 It's crazy, and I don't know why.

00:08:40.460 Yeah.

00:08:40.900 No, I think all I've heard from them, they said it's beautiful women. 1.00

00:08:45.100 They said the animals are crazy.

00:08:47.140 They said the insects are super enlarged.

00:08:50.420 Other than that, I haven't heard, other than Kangaroo Jack, when I watched the movie Kangaroo

00:08:55.900 Jack, Anthony Anderson, that was like a black brother I knew about.

00:08:59.160 He went to Australia.

00:09:00.640 And he's a black safari man? 0.59

00:09:02.620 No, he is a black American actor.

00:09:06.580 Oh, nice.

00:09:07.020 He's like a comedic actor.

00:09:09.800 Oh, there we go.

00:09:10.560 Yeah, he went to Australia.

00:09:12.200 Kangaroo Jack.

00:09:13.100 He went to Australia.

00:09:14.080 Look at him.

00:09:15.600 Yeah, he's a good one.

00:09:16.060 And you see the outcome, so.

00:09:18.100 Yeah.

00:09:19.180 I think he was the only brother on set, too.

00:09:22.220 Even the animals were surprised to see him.

00:09:24.800 Look at him.

00:09:27.300 Look, even the animals.

00:09:30.280 Oh, wait. 0.99

00:09:30.840 Is that fucking- 0.99

00:09:31.900 Oh, that's Anthony Anderson. 1.00

00:09:34.040 Kangaroo Jack. 1.00

00:09:34.380 What the fuck, man? 1.00

00:09:36.080 Yeah, that's Anthony Anderson. 1.00

00:09:37.200 I was going to say, I said, that dude looks like a Mexican Anthony Anderson, bro.

00:09:41.800 Those are the early dreadlock stage.

00:09:43.540 Yo, that's crazy.

00:09:44.760 Bro, that animal's on some-

00:09:46.540 He's off them Perk 30s, huh?

00:09:48.020 Oh, yeah.

00:09:48.520 Oh, yeah.

00:09:49.400 You got to watch that if you haven't seen it.

00:09:50.760 That's an amazing, amazing movie, bro.

00:09:53.320 Kangaroo Jack?

00:09:53.980 Oh, man.

00:09:54.620 Yeah.

00:09:54.860 You got to watch that.

00:09:55.880 I haven't seen that.

00:09:56.620 What have I been watching?

00:09:57.620 Oh, I was watching-

00:09:59.040 I've been watching Griselda.

00:10:00.600 Have you seen that?

00:10:01.240 Griselda?

00:10:02.020 Nah, I never-

00:10:02.760 It's on Netflix.

00:10:03.500 It's about a woman that is a drug dealer. 0.68

00:10:07.380 And she is like the best-

00:10:08.860 Like, she's like the El Chapo, kind of?

00:10:12.100 Yeah.

00:10:12.480 But-

00:10:13.000 Chapo. 0.66

00:10:13.680 Yeah, El Chapo.

00:10:14.660 Yeah.

00:10:15.100 But a woman. 1.00

00:10:15.760 There she is. 1.00

00:10:16.180 Damn. 1.00

00:10:16.920 Griselda. 1.00

00:10:18.380 Now, I'm going to say this.

00:10:19.360 They-

00:10:20.000 They-

00:10:21.300 Is that the same?

00:10:22.620 That's the same.

00:10:23.260 That's the woman in the film. 1.00

00:10:25.120 Yeah, they casted a bad bitch. 1.00

00:10:26.440 The casting definitely went in a more visually vibrant direction, I think. 1.00

00:10:34.500 But that lady looks like a gangster. 1.00

00:10:36.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:10:36.840 She don't play that shit. 1.00

00:10:37.880 Bro, it's so good. 1.00

00:10:39.160 Yeah.

00:10:39.380 She is a boss. 0.97

00:10:40.940 I got to watch that.

00:10:42.100 Dude, it's so good, man.

00:10:43.280 And you know who that is?

00:10:44.240 That's the lady from- 1.00

00:10:45.480 From the fucking show with everybody in the house. 1.00

00:10:49.760 Yep. 1.00

00:10:50.320 Modern Family.

00:10:50.840 What's it called?

00:10:51.160 Modern Family, yeah. 1.00

00:10:53.140 She's bad as fuck, too. 1.00

00:10:54.500 Oh, she's bad. 1.00

00:10:54.840 Oh, my God.

00:10:56.200 My God, boy.

00:10:56.920 Somebody said on the internet that-

00:10:59.320 I would like to be her brassiere.

00:11:01.660 Somebody said on the internet that she's been holding on to her accent.

00:11:04.520 Like, she can actually speak very good English, but she might be, you know, putting on-

00:11:09.020 Oh, she's trying to- 0.99

00:11:09.880 But it's good.

00:11:10.580 I mean, it's sexy to me.

00:11:12.280 I like it.

00:11:12.800 Yeah.

00:11:14.680 You know any Spanish?

00:11:15.760 Huh?

00:11:16.040 Yeah.

00:11:16.160 You know Spanish?

00:11:16.860 Yeah.

00:11:17.200 I know a little bit, man.

00:11:18.480 Like what?

00:11:18.880 Like, if you, you know-

00:11:20.720 Buenos tardes, huh? 0.95

00:11:22.860 Good afternoon.

00:11:25.040 ¿Cómo estás?

00:11:25.960 ¿Cómo estás?

00:11:26.580 Bien, bien.

00:11:27.260 ¿Y señor?

00:11:29.500 Chapo. 0.66

00:11:30.320 ¿Cuál es Lampur?

00:11:31.980 La vida es Taco Bell.

00:11:35.040 Oh.

00:11:35.840 Esa pluma.

00:11:37.640 Okay.

00:11:38.480 Okay.

00:11:39.040 Okay.

00:11:39.660 Okay.

00:11:40.060 Okay.

00:11:40.260 All right, baby.

00:11:40.820 We're trying to pick up some ladies. 1.00

00:11:42.280 That's what that means.

00:11:42.920 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:11:43.180 This is all about, you know, cultural learning.

00:11:46.180 That's what I'm here for, man.

00:11:47.440 Advancing.

00:11:47.880 Yeah.

00:11:48.320 Cultural advancement.

00:11:49.280 Yeah.

00:11:49.760 You get it.

00:11:50.300 Thanks, man.

00:11:50.960 Yeah, man.

00:11:51.360 What else am I watching?

00:11:52.840 Oh, I was watching that Wendy Williams.

00:11:55.180 Oh, documentary.

00:11:56.120 Yeah, you see that?

00:11:56.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:57.180 It's sad.

00:11:57.740 I've seen clips of it. 1.00

00:11:58.760 I can't watch shit like that. 1.00

00:12:01.140 It's sad, though, man. 1.00

00:12:02.400 After she dropped on stage, I stopped watching everything from her.

00:12:05.640 It's heartbreaking.

00:12:06.500 She, yeah, she was doing her live show, and she just collapsed.

00:12:10.400 She did?

00:12:11.000 I didn't know that.

00:12:11.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:12.120 She fell backwards.

00:12:13.180 Don't pull the clip up. 1.00

00:12:15.440 Fuck it. 1.00

00:12:15.940 Pull it up. 1.00

00:12:16.660 Pull up the clip. 1.00

00:12:17.140 Damn, all that shit. 1.00

00:12:18.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:18.420 It might be on YouTube, yeah.

00:12:22.040 Wendy Williams.

00:12:22.560 She dropped on her show, man.

00:12:24.360 She dropped on her show.

00:12:24.700 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:12:25.580 I don't know if I saw that or not.

00:12:26.920 Yeah.

00:12:28.820 But it was sad, though.

00:12:29.960 It's not a...

00:12:31.900 They made memes and stuff up.

00:12:33.380 I don't know.

00:12:33.620 Oh, well, they got...

00:12:34.240 It was a lot of fun.

00:12:34.980 Let's get started.

00:12:36.600 Our first caress.

00:12:39.940 Oh, she's... 1.00

00:12:41.420 Oh, that's enough, man.

00:12:43.820 That's a Statue of Liberty.

00:12:45.060 Did you have a stroke, you think?

00:12:50.120 Not sure, brother.

00:12:51.260 I just...

00:12:52.120 Let's just pray for her, right?

00:12:54.920 Yeah.

00:12:55.500 Yeah.

00:13:00.200 Yeah, because, yeah, it seemed in the show...

00:13:02.640 Yeah, in the show, she's having a... 0.96

00:13:04.200 It looks like it's a lot of alcohol.

00:13:05.560 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:06.280 It could be.

00:13:06.940 It could be a lot of things, I think.

00:13:09.940 Yeah, it could...

00:13:10.960 Mental health.

00:13:12.100 Oh, man.

00:13:12.400 Yeah.

00:13:12.660 And sometimes, because, see, look, there's even sometimes where I have friends, they'll

00:13:17.660 get so...

00:13:18.220 They drink so much...

00:13:19.580 No, no, no.

00:13:19.740 There's no friends that...

00:13:21.080 Your friends don't.

00:13:23.340 This has a Michael Myers vibe to it.

00:13:25.460 Yeah.

00:13:26.260 Like, if Michael Myers tried to pop off and be like, hey, I'll have a Tito's and soda.

00:13:31.340 Of all pictures, guys, come on.

00:13:34.000 Of all pictures, we're trying to...

00:13:35.780 We were saying a prayer.

00:13:36.940 Yeah, we're trying to pray.

00:13:38.100 Yeah, we were saying a prayer, man, you know.

00:13:39.900 But some people, too, I notice, sometimes when you get so drunk, your eyes try to leave

00:13:45.300 your body.

00:13:45.860 Yeah.

00:13:46.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:46.820 Because it can't handle...

00:13:48.100 I notice that.

00:13:49.240 Sometimes it happens to me when I close my eyes.

00:13:51.380 My eyes, they start to roll.

00:13:53.260 Like, they just start rolling on their own.

00:13:54.800 Like, you know.

00:13:55.960 Because I don't know what it is, but honestly, like, you just start getting the spins and

00:14:00.920 like, you feel like, you feel better with your eyes open when you're super drunk like

00:14:05.800 that than close.

00:14:06.580 Oh, yeah.

00:14:07.160 Oh, yeah.

00:14:07.520 You know what I'm saying?

00:14:08.080 Totally.

00:14:08.420 That's a good point.

00:14:08.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:09.260 Yeah, so I think at a certain point with your body, like, if you drink so much, your eyes

00:14:12.520 are like, hey, we don't want to be this drunk.

00:14:15.100 Yeah.

00:14:15.440 We getting out of here.

00:14:17.820 We on our way out.

00:14:21.380 But they've had...

00:14:22.020 When's the last time you drank?

00:14:22.840 You don't drink, right?

00:14:23.520 No, I'm almost two years off of drinking and cocaine.

00:14:26.340 Cocaine. 1.00

00:14:27.060 Fuck. 1.00

00:14:27.280 How was that, man? 1.00

00:14:28.340 Cocaine's a tough thing, man.

00:14:30.660 That's like jumping ship.

00:14:32.120 That's hardcore.

00:14:33.000 It was good, man.

00:14:35.720 It was good.

00:14:37.240 It was good.

00:14:37.740 Okay.

00:14:38.180 I was expecting a different answer.

00:14:40.280 No, it was...

00:14:41.660 God, it was good, man.

00:14:43.360 The tough part was that I couldn't handle the day after, man.

00:14:45.760 Oh, okay.

00:14:46.380 That's when it was too much.

00:14:47.420 Yeah.

00:14:47.860 What is the usual, like...

00:14:50.740 Because, you know, I see girls at the club. 1.00

00:14:52.240 They do it all the time and shit. 0.99

00:14:53.660 I don't indulge, but what's the after effects? 1.00

00:14:57.200 Like, what does the next day look like after cocaine?

00:15:00.920 Well, it gets to be like 6 a.m. and you're still doing cocaine.

00:15:04.140 And you know the next day...

00:15:06.300 Regardless of anything.

00:15:07.980 It's just going to be up.

00:15:08.880 Yeah, you're still up.

00:15:10.100 And so you know the next day is a wrap now.

00:15:12.580 It's a wrap.

00:15:13.420 So now anything you had for that day...

00:15:15.500 The plan is done.

00:15:16.480 Right.

00:15:16.700 Because you could have just gone out at 10 o'clock to meet some people for a beer.

00:15:20.040 And now you weren't going to do nothing.

00:15:22.200 But now it's 6 a.m.

00:15:23.700 So everything you had that day, you have to start emailing.

00:15:26.320 Your eyes are trying to jump out like you said.

00:15:27.740 Oh, yeah. 0.99

00:15:29.680 I noticed people on cocaine, like, they have this thing where they like to stare at you and shit. 0.99

00:15:33.860 You know, they're wide awake. 0.99

00:15:34.980 They pay attention to every small detail.

00:15:37.140 You can lift your finger and they're like...

00:15:39.060 You know, it's like a paranoid thing for them.

00:15:41.420 Oh, it'll make you nasty, too. 0.88

00:15:42.900 Yeah.

00:15:43.560 In what way? 1.00

00:15:44.380 It'll make you damn cocaine? 1.00

00:15:47.040 Like sexual nasty shit? 1.00

00:15:48.560 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:15:49.400 It'll make you just eat a stranger's ass through a screen door, baby. 1.00

00:15:54.160 That shit'll make you... 1.00

00:15:54.980 That's a good way to describe it. 1.00

00:15:56.440 Wow.

00:15:56.500 It'll make you be a bad guy. 1.00

00:16:00.060 So you've eaten a stranger's ass through a screen door. 1.00

00:16:02.440 I have not, brother. 1.00

00:16:03.580 That's pretty much what you just saw me.

00:16:05.860 Bro, look, I have not done it.

00:16:08.200 You're over it.

00:16:09.080 And you haven't done it in two years.

00:16:10.400 I get it.

00:16:10.800 I'm just saying.

00:16:11.620 No, it's been two years.

00:16:12.580 I get it.

00:16:13.140 But listen, you know, at least it was through a screen door because you needed some type of protection.

00:16:17.400 I get it.

00:16:18.460 But, you know, so the next day...

00:16:20.400 That's that prison condo, baby.

00:16:21.040 That screen door, baby.

00:16:22.580 What is that mess?

00:16:23.620 What is that metal mess?

00:16:25.760 Look up the material for what a screen door is.

00:16:30.680 But, yeah, man, she's... 0.78

00:16:32.460 Yeah, because sometimes you see...

00:16:33.940 Well, you know, some people, you know, they used to have fiberglass and aluminum.

00:16:38.740 Fiberglass and aluminum, yeah, yeah.

00:16:40.140 That probably is good.

00:16:41.280 That's strong enough to protect any STDs.

00:16:44.080 Oh, for sure.

00:16:45.300 Yeah.

00:16:45.480 Oh, I'll say this.

00:16:46.980 They used to have a thing, you know, a long time ago, and this is unfortunate, but they...

00:16:53.020 Because some people, they have...

00:16:55.400 Their eyes are really...

00:16:58.400 You know, some people have, like, an anti-belly button. 0.75

00:17:00.340 Some people have Audi.

00:17:01.080 Yeah.

00:17:01.360 Some people got, like, Audi eyes, kind of, you know?

00:17:03.700 Yeah.

00:17:04.120 My aunt kind of...

00:17:05.560 Well, not like that.

00:17:06.540 Not that bad.

00:17:07.300 But my aunt kind of has eyes like that. 1.00

00:17:09.220 And this is...

00:17:09.820 I think some of this is in the black community, I think.

00:17:11.540 Yeah.

00:17:11.740 No, I don't think this is in the black community, I think.

00:17:14.140 You don't think so? 0.97

00:17:15.120 Nah, I think that's just one black guy that has eyes like that. 0.97

00:17:18.220 Okay. 0.75

00:17:18.620 Yeah.

00:17:18.940 That's one brother.

00:17:20.500 I don't think there's any...

00:17:21.300 Okay, two.

00:17:22.380 There's two.

00:17:23.000 Okay, now, this guy...

00:17:23.820 There's a fat one and a skinny one. 0.64

00:17:24.960 Yeah.

00:17:25.000 But it seems like he's pushing...

00:17:25.760 Or maybe he just put on weight.

00:17:27.220 That might be the same guy, though.

00:17:28.620 That might be the same brother.

00:17:30.680 Well, they used to have...

00:17:31.720 You know, a long time ago...

00:17:33.280 And this is unfortunate, but they had a long time ago...

00:17:36.080 Kids, this is what cocaine does to you.

00:17:37.740 Yeah.

00:17:37.920 Sorry.

00:17:38.380 Go ahead.

00:17:38.780 Go ahead.

00:17:39.040 Hold on.

00:17:39.600 Yeah, this is cocaine. 0.99

00:17:41.300 Now we just Googling shit. 0.99

00:17:45.860 Now we just... 1.00

00:17:47.100 Oh, bro.

00:17:49.580 But they used to have...

00:17:50.840 A long time ago, black folks were not allowed in movie theaters a long time ago.

00:17:54.540 Yeah, no, I know. 0.70

00:17:55.460 And they had...

00:17:56.920 Which is unfortunate, and it's wrong, and we know that.

00:17:59.300 But when they were first allowed in, they had to sit in the front row.

00:18:03.660 Yeah.

00:18:03.900 And so I think you still have... 0.96

00:18:07.900 And y'all better not pull up no fucking picture of that. 0.95

00:18:10.600 No, I'm just saying no. 0.99

00:18:12.700 No.

00:18:13.560 Yeah, keep these guys.

00:18:15.480 But...

00:18:16.040 Because if you ever sat in the front row...

00:18:18.260 Yeah.

00:18:18.920 You got to look up like that.

00:18:20.380 So I think you still have like the grandchildren of some of those front row brothers, you know?

00:18:25.880 You know what I'm saying, kind of?

00:18:27.320 Yeah.

00:18:28.200 Yeah.

00:18:28.880 I get that, though.

00:18:29.880 That actually makes a lot of sense.

00:18:31.400 When you think about it, when you put it like a...

00:18:33.400 Oh, yeah.

00:18:34.140 Well...

00:18:34.540 Yeah.

00:18:34.880 Because a lot of things we don't realize are hereditary or genetic.

00:18:38.260 Yeah. 0.98

00:18:38.380 Because I've sat in the front, and I fucking... 0.99

00:18:40.160 For the next two days, I fucking can't... 0.99

00:18:42.220 You know? 0.99

00:18:42.980 I don't even need my rearview mirrors.

00:18:44.880 I'm like...

00:18:45.520 I get it all.

00:18:48.480 I do it all. 0.99

00:18:49.180 I'm a damn Tesla. 0.98

00:18:50.460 It was something I wanted to ask you on the last podcast that I didn't get a chance to. 0.99

00:18:54.080 I wanted to ask you, have you ever lived in a trailer park?

00:18:58.060 Have I ever lived in a trailer park?

00:19:00.080 Yeah.

00:19:00.300 Yeah.

00:19:01.500 Because like you said, some stuff is hereditary.

00:19:03.680 I don't know if that, like, you know, wings off or, you know.

00:19:07.320 Oh, have I lived...

00:19:08.920 I lived in a place where...

00:19:10.920 Other people were living in trailers.

00:19:12.260 Yeah.

00:19:12.640 Okay.

00:19:12.840 Like the neighbors.

00:19:13.700 Some of our neighbors are living in trailers.

00:19:15.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:15.840 So we was in an apartment, but some people kept stealing our balcony.

00:19:20.880 Do y'all have that picture, Nick?

00:19:22.420 What?

00:19:23.520 People kept stealing the wood from our balcony.

00:19:27.300 People were stealing the actual balcony? 0.99

00:19:29.300 Yeah, people would steal it and build shit in their yard. 0.96

00:19:33.260 Like you'd come home and somebody have a... 0.95

00:19:34.980 What type of balcony would y'all have that's not attached, though?

00:19:37.100 Just wooden.

00:19:37.880 How could you get it off without, like, really getting the hammer? 1.00

00:19:40.620 Oh, people get that bitch off. 1.00

00:19:42.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:42.700 People get that bitch off, Drewski. 1.00

00:19:45.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:19:47.080 You'd come home and that bitch, you'd be missing it. 1.00

00:19:48.580 Somebody would have a little bit of a fucking fence in their yard suddenly. 1.00

00:19:52.020 Like, bitch, that's our fucking balcony. 1.00

00:19:54.920 A stool. 1.00

00:19:55.960 Yeah.

00:19:56.340 Sitting in the yard.

00:19:57.220 And then we didn't have...

00:19:58.100 Yeah, and then the biggest issue was you didn't have a...

00:20:00.380 You had to...

00:20:03.760 If upstairs you went out on the balcony, it was not there.

00:20:06.440 Yeah.

00:20:06.920 So that was it.

00:20:07.880 But yeah, I think they had a lot of front row brothers back in the day, man.

00:20:10.840 Yeah.

00:20:12.240 Check it out now.

00:20:13.920 The front row brothers.

00:20:16.020 Yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab, yab.

00:20:18.940 Check it out now. 0.98

00:20:20.320 But typically, they put a lot of black people in the back of the buses and stuff, too. 0.87

00:20:25.620 So that's like the opposite. 1.00

00:20:27.660 I didn't know they did the shit where they had the black people in the front of the theater. 1.00

00:20:30.760 I didn't know that. 0.99

00:20:32.400 I've never even researched that. 0.99

00:20:35.000 All they taught us in school was fucking... 1.00

00:20:37.000 Back of the bus. 1.00

00:20:37.640 Rosa Parks, back of the bus. 0.90

00:20:39.420 So it was always like that type vibe.

00:20:41.520 And now the back of the bus is a cool spot to sit.

00:20:43.840 But black people make stuff cool.

00:20:45.180 You see what I'm saying? 0.97

00:20:45.960 Man, we made cool of that in high school because, you know, you come to the back of the bus, you're getting roasted.

00:20:51.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:20:51.980 Oh, go ahead, nigga. 1.00

00:20:52.700 Lion, man, nigga. 1.00

00:20:53.400 Fuck, man, nigga. 1.00

00:20:54.500 What the hell? 1.00

00:20:55.080 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:20:55.520 And you could be wearing anything.

00:20:57.180 We'll find something in the good in what you're doing.

00:20:59.620 Yeah.

00:21:00.380 If you're wearing glasses.

00:21:01.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:02.660 Like, we're just going to make fun of any situation.

00:21:05.280 It could be anything, bro.

00:21:06.960 You could be a scholar. 1.00

00:21:08.480 You could be like a fucking... 1.00

00:21:09.860 Gymnastics. 1.00

00:21:10.580 Yeah.

00:21:11.180 Like, man, yeah. 1.00

00:21:12.580 We're going to make fun of the shit. 1.00

00:21:15.000 Arithmetic. 1.00

00:21:15.360 Lawn care. 1.00

00:21:16.200 We're going to make fun of the shit and make it bad. 1.00

00:21:18.900 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:21:19.860 That's the joy in it because black people are the funniest race in America. 0.89

00:21:25.780 At least I think. 0.80

00:21:26.660 I don't know.

00:21:27.780 Yeah.

00:21:28.740 I think naturally, not talking about, like, real talent or the amount of people.

00:21:34.520 I think actually the funniest race of all people, like, all of us somehow, someway are going to find funny in anything. 0.99

00:21:43.520 Well, I think also because black people have been through the most shit. 0.99

00:21:45.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:45.820 And when you go through shit... 0.99

00:21:47.040 It makes you have to adapt. 0.99

00:21:48.960 Especially if you're sitting with your friends and y'all don't have, say...

00:21:53.740 Like, I remember growing up, a lot of times people didn't have air conditioning or something, so we'd always be outside.

00:21:58.240 So then you're joking with your friends.

00:21:59.980 You're forced to.

00:22:00.440 You're cutting up.

00:22:01.180 Yeah.

00:22:01.640 Yeah.

00:22:01.840 You're not enjoying some creature comfort or doing something fancy.

00:22:04.780 Yeah.

00:22:04.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:05.180 And that's really the best shit, I think. 1.00

00:22:07.340 What's creature comfort? 1.00

00:22:08.100 A creature comfort is like if somebody has a spa in there or like a...

00:22:14.100 What is it?

00:22:16.400 Like a... 1.00

00:22:17.100 Fuck, I don't know what it is, man. 1.00

00:22:20.440 It's like a... 1.00

00:22:21.100 Like an ottoman or something.

00:22:23.980 Material comforts that contribute to physical ease and well-being such as good food and accommodations.

00:22:29.480 Yeah, if somebody has fancy stuff...

00:22:31.640 Makes sense.

00:22:32.460 Then you're going to enjoy that instead of spending time with your friends.

00:22:37.060 But yeah, I agree, man. 1.00

00:22:37.860 Black people make the most funny shit. 1.00

00:22:39.300 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:22:39.880 It's just a natural thing for us, man.

00:22:41.740 It's too much.

00:22:42.280 Yeah.

00:22:42.800 What have you been seeing?

00:22:45.660 Do you see a lot of this Cat Williams stuff, man?

00:22:47.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:48.580 That's been crazy.

00:22:49.440 Have you spoken to him since all of this?

00:22:50.940 Nah, I've actually seen him.

00:22:52.140 I've seen him at a game at one point, but I didn't...

00:22:55.460 We didn't get a chance to really connect.

00:22:57.860 Yeah.

00:22:58.040 Like, he's one of those guys, you can't tell...

00:23:00.060 You can't really feel his temperature. 1.00

00:23:02.160 You don't know what the fuck he got going on in his brain. 1.00

00:23:04.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:05.200 I, like, you know...

00:23:06.660 At first, he was mugging me, and then when I finally got around to going and talking to

00:23:11.380 him, he was just like, he's like, what's up, man?

00:23:13.860 I'm like, you never know.

00:23:15.420 Wow.

00:23:15.980 That guy's like a...

00:23:17.540 Yeah, he's a walking bipolar disorder, you know?

00:23:21.160 Yeah, he's interesting.

00:23:22.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:22.700 He's an interesting guy.

00:23:23.680 But he's very talented, and he's very funny.

00:23:26.120 Oh, one of a kind.

00:23:26.800 Very interesting guy.

00:23:28.920 He'd be like, how you got 30 pairs of swimming trunks, but you ain't never been in the water,

00:23:33.520 Joe Rogan.

00:23:34.640 You need to get Cat Williams on here. 1.00

00:23:36.700 Oh, I would love for him to come on.

00:23:38.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:39.020 He definitely knows about you, for sure.

00:23:40.400 I got a statue of him at home.

00:23:41.920 Really?

00:23:42.820 Yeah.

00:23:43.180 I got a Christmas statue.

00:23:44.180 It's like a Christmas Cat Williams that I have in my home.

00:23:47.500 I bought it at Michael's a few years ago.

00:23:50.000 Why would you...

00:23:50.880 What even inspired that?

00:23:52.480 What is the reason?

00:23:52.920 I saw it.

00:23:53.620 They had two left in there, and they was on...

00:23:56.940 On sale?

00:23:58.480 Yeah.

00:23:59.760 I didn't think they should have been, but...

00:24:02.000 You bought both of them.

00:24:03.020 Oh, I got one.

00:24:04.180 There it is. 1.00

00:24:05.140 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

00:24:06.160 You don't even lie about shit. 1.00

00:24:07.340 You'd just be doing it. 0.99

00:24:09.400 I don't even think that was Cat Williams. 0.82

00:24:11.000 That was just a black... 1.00

00:24:11.460 Fuck it ain't, baby. 1.00

00:24:12.520 Bro, that was a black fucking... 1.00

00:24:14.400 What do you call the shit? 1.00

00:24:16.100 Cat Williams. 1.00

00:24:16.900 That's what you call it?

00:24:17.740 No.

00:24:18.660 That's a black nutcracker. 1.00

00:24:20.000 That's a damn Cat Williams right there. 1.00

00:24:23.360 Bro, you ain't telling me... 1.00

00:24:24.180 Bro, that's a black nutcracker. 1.00

00:24:26.320 You ain't telling me that ain't a fucking Cat Williams, bro? 0.99

00:24:29.920 That's not Cat Williams. 0.99

00:24:32.260 Bro, and you... 0.74

00:24:33.020 It's a black nutcracker. 1.00

00:24:34.920 I'm taking that bitch back. 1.00

00:24:35.800 Somehow, someway, that's fucking racist. 1.00

00:24:37.860 That's not Cat Williams. 0.99

00:24:39.060 That ain't racist, bro. 0.99

00:24:40.720 That's a black nutcracker, bro. 1.00

00:24:42.520 I'm supporting the culture. 1.00

00:24:43.740 How many people got a fucking black Cat Williams in the house for Christmas? 1.00

00:24:47.940 That's not fucking Cat Williams. 1.00

00:24:48.960 It's obviously a nutcracker. 0.99

00:24:50.640 It was about Christmas.

00:24:51.800 Zoom in on his face a little bit.

00:24:55.020 Bro.

00:24:55.600 Now that you say it, I kind of see it.

00:24:58.120 I'm just saying that is...

00:24:59.700 If that ain't him, then they should have said...

00:25:01.660 The man said it was him.

00:25:04.000 The man at Michael's? 1.00

00:25:05.420 I bought that bitch at Michael's down there in Daphne, Alabama, baby. 1.00

00:25:08.620 I got that bitch. 1.00

00:25:10.040 Two left, and shout out whoever got that last one. 1.00

00:25:14.460 And I'll sell it, bitch, for $4,000. 1.00

00:25:17.200 Tell them what it is. 0.99

00:25:18.380 That thing's gone up.

00:25:19.240 That's Cat Williams.

00:25:20.520 Because I remember I even tagged him in my story, and he shared it.

00:25:23.040 Swear?

00:25:23.540 Yep.

00:25:24.240 Oh, yeah.

00:25:24.780 Okay.

00:25:25.140 Well, it's confirmed then.

00:25:26.060 I didn't know that he had a Christmas line going.

00:25:28.180 So, yeah, it's unbelievable.

00:25:29.880 But I would love to see more Cat Williams, stuff like that.

00:25:34.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:25:35.220 Like just selling shit for Christmas. 1.00

00:25:36.980 Well, he's just one of a kind. 1.00

00:25:38.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:39.060 You know, there's...

00:25:40.060 I feel like he doesn't sell any merch or any...

00:25:43.880 Not that I can remember.

00:25:44.860 He should have did a whole pimp line, if you think about it. 1.00

00:25:47.360 He should have done a real fucking whole rollout of shit. 1.00

00:25:52.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:53.020 Because his whole shit was like him being a pimp for like 20 years. 1.00

00:25:56.260 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:25:57.260 Of work, for real.

00:25:58.000 The pimp chronic.

00:25:58.740 He would have made a shitload of money.

00:26:00.340 But I'm sure he made a shitload of money off of touring, though.

00:26:03.100 Yeah, he's a unique thing.

00:26:04.380 He's a unique person.

00:26:05.440 He seems like he likes to do things his own way.

00:26:07.720 Yeah.

00:26:08.100 Would you think that that's a fair assessment of him?

00:26:09.580 I agree.

00:26:10.100 I agree.

00:26:10.740 A hundred percent.

00:26:11.520 Because he doesn't... 0.99

00:26:12.200 He's not even into going to like, yo, you won't see him at a fucking GQ party. 0.99

00:26:16.820 Nuh-uh. 0.99

00:26:17.380 Or a red carpet.

00:26:18.160 I had never seen Cat Williams at a red carpet.

00:26:20.340 Oh, I saw him one time.

00:26:21.720 I saw him on a bicycle go by the front of the comedy store.

00:26:25.920 It was one of those bicycles where the wheels were all lit up.

00:26:28.320 He wasn't even going in there?

00:26:29.240 He was going past it?

00:26:30.140 Just driving past on the front with some buddies.

00:26:32.540 And just like this.

00:26:35.280 And I was like, is that Cat? 1.00

00:26:36.780 And everybody at the same time was like, holy shit, that's Cat fucking Williams, bro. 1.00

00:26:41.440 On a regular Wednesday night. 1.00

00:26:44.140 That's weird.

00:26:45.200 It's not even like crazy.

00:26:46.560 Just cruising by, just standing up on the wheels. 0.99

00:26:48.280 That's fucking weird. 1.00

00:26:49.260 Cat Williams, bitch. 1.00

00:26:50.600 Merry Christmas. 1.00

00:26:52.420 That's who he was.

00:26:53.560 It's just weird.

00:26:54.280 I mean, that's...

00:26:54.720 Oh, yeah.

00:26:55.560 I thought it was exceptional, man.

00:26:57.520 You know?

00:26:58.860 How you got four McNuggets, but you only ordered a number one, Joe Rogan.

00:27:03.960 Tell me that.

00:27:04.680 We all know that's a McDouble.

00:27:06.120 Can you play that clip?

00:27:07.160 I don't even know what you're talking about right now.

00:27:10.000 Play that clip, man.

00:27:10.980 I don't think there is one.

00:27:12.460 Where did you get that?

00:27:13.280 He just...

00:27:13.980 Everything he lays out is like this.

00:27:15.740 You made that up, though.

00:27:16.740 Yeah.

00:27:17.300 Okay.

00:27:17.960 Oh, yeah.

00:27:18.280 It's just everything he lays out, it's like a...

00:27:20.960 It just has possess...

00:27:23.880 It's got like a pentameter to it.

00:27:26.720 It's got like a beat.

00:27:27.560 It's like his own rhythm that he makes, man.

00:27:32.220 I like that.

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00:31:14.800 So what else is going on in the community, man?

00:31:16.620 What's up with Diddy, bro?

00:31:17.760 People coming at him. 1.00

00:31:18.760 Shit. 1.00

00:31:19.920 You know. 1.00

00:31:21.360 Who knows, man?

00:31:22.860 Who knows?

00:31:24.180 That's actually a crazy question to just throw at me out of nowhere.

00:31:28.420 Oh, I thought you was in it.

00:31:29.640 Yeah, I know.

00:31:30.280 I'm not the be-all, know-all.

00:31:32.020 You know, I'm just, you know, I'm wrong with the punches, man.

00:31:34.680 I don't know what that guy got going on.

00:31:37.600 What have you heard that you know?

00:31:39.080 I mean, people always would say that he might be a little rambunctious.

00:31:48.900 That's the kind of stuff I would hear.

00:31:50.320 Rambunctious is actually a great word to describe it.

00:31:53.020 Yeah.

00:31:53.320 That's actually a great assessment of Puff Daddy.

00:31:58.700 Yeah, that he a rambunctious kind of guy.

00:32:00.600 Yeah.

00:32:00.820 But I think you also hear that about anybody that's got a lot of money.

00:32:06.560 A lot of power.

00:32:07.120 And a lot of power.

00:32:08.280 Yes. 0.96

00:32:08.660 The second somebody's got a lot of power, they start saying they're gay.

00:32:11.780 No. 0.98

00:32:12.360 Oh, that's one of them power gays, them money gays. 0.99

00:32:15.900 You know?

00:32:16.620 I don't know anybody that has said that.

00:32:19.520 Somebody has said that's one of those power gays, that's one of those. 0.99

00:32:22.020 And certainly in, I get mad, it could just be white culture.

00:32:27.000 You hear a lot of, somebody gets a lot of money.

00:32:28.900 No, it's true, though.

00:32:29.620 I just never ever heard anybody say it's one of those power gays. 0.94

00:32:33.700 Oh, yeah, them money gays, them power gays. 0.98

00:32:35.900 They say the money gays.

00:32:37.000 Because they've done everything. 0.98

00:32:38.780 They start just being gay because they can afford it. 1.00

00:32:41.860 Yeah. 0.97

00:32:42.640 You know, because when you're poor.

00:32:43.620 That actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

00:32:45.980 Yeah.

00:32:46.620 Because you've experienced everything.

00:32:48.440 You're saying they got bored of it.

00:32:50.280 Yes. 1.00

00:32:50.620 They got bored of all the other shit. 1.00

00:32:53.320 Yeah, women and anything. 1.00

00:32:55.380 They're like, fuck it. 1.00

00:32:56.160 We might as well do some new rich shit. 1.00

00:32:58.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:58.960 Okay. 0.99

00:32:59.640 Like, I can afford, because if you don't have any money and you're gay, 1.00

00:33:02.940 then you can't afford to tell people to be quiet about it. 0.92

00:33:05.320 Because the second you hook up with somebody,

00:33:07.020 they're going to run across the street and you start yelling, 0.97

00:33:09.300 Leonard's gay, you know? 0.83

00:33:10.660 But if you got money, then you can be like, shh, don't tell them. 0.95

00:33:16.640 And then they'll run across the street and they'll be like, 0.90

00:33:18.900 I ain't telling you who's gay, but it might be Leonard.

00:33:22.320 You know?

00:33:23.020 It's different.

00:33:24.820 You never know, man.

00:33:26.640 That's one of those things.

00:33:27.000 But now they got the memes.

00:33:28.160 But here's one thing I do notice.

00:33:29.300 In black culture, you guys can start,

00:33:31.080 they can start ripping on people in podcasts about like, 0.97

00:33:34.020 people will start commenting, oh, he's gay, this is why I know. 1.00

00:33:37.980 But in white culture, if we did that, bro, people would be like,

00:33:42.460 you can't say that.

00:33:43.480 He needs to be able to come out the clock.

00:33:44.820 That's why I say it's different in different cultures.

00:33:46.720 You really can't assess like, yeah,

00:33:50.500 I'm just trying to find the right words to say to not get canceled.

00:33:53.300 Oh, sorry, man.

00:33:54.060 Assessment and organization.

00:33:58.000 Yeah.

00:33:58.720 But yeah, I think like, yeah,

00:34:02.220 maybe I shouldn't have said anything either then.

00:34:04.440 But they got all those memes now, you know?

00:34:07.200 It's like that song or whatever.

00:34:12.120 You know what I'm talking about?

00:34:14.020 Like what?

00:34:15.660 Like the new Sexy Red song?

00:34:17.400 No, it's like.

00:34:19.400 Let the coochie breathe. 1.00

00:34:21.160 Oh, that one's insane.

00:34:22.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:24.060 Let that coochie breathe. 1.00

00:34:26.000 Shake that ass, bitch. 1.00

00:34:27.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:27.740 Hands on your knees.

00:34:28.960 And the hands on the knees part,

00:34:30.240 that's the real description of what, you know, they're doing.

00:34:33.880 Yeah.

00:34:34.280 You get it.

00:34:35.060 You just got to play Hands on Your Knees by Sexy Red. 1.00

00:34:39.360 Play some Sexy Red for us, yeah. 0.99

00:34:42.040 Just type in hands on your knees on YouTube, Sexy Red. 1.00

00:34:44.920 Yeah, but for, they got all those meme songs.

00:34:50.040 It's like, every step you take. 0.99

00:34:53.360 Make you gay. 1.00

00:34:54.900 All that shit. 1.00

00:34:55.720 Every move you make. 1.00

00:34:58.900 Yeah.

00:35:00.180 Every single day.

00:35:02.360 Every time I pray. 1.00

00:35:04.280 I'll be missing your gay ass. 1.00

00:35:07.940 You have officially lost me, Theo. 1.00

00:35:11.140 For sure. 1.00

00:35:11.580 Oh, I got to show you some of this shit, man. 1.00

00:35:13.420 And I don't even want, I don't care if the dude's gay or not. 1.00

00:35:15.800 Who gives a shit? 1.00

00:35:17.240 I agree. 0.99

00:35:18.060 I agree.

00:35:18.580 That's where I'm at. 0.99

00:35:19.460 Like, I don't give a damn if he's gay, bipolar, whatever he is. 0.99

00:35:23.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:35:25.240 Yeah.

00:35:27.600 You got to go to Sexy Red part. 0.99

00:35:29.600 Yeah, that ain't her.

00:35:30.460 They think anybody's Sexy Red. 0.90

00:35:31.840 Yeah, they thought, they just assumed she was the black lady. 0.96

00:35:38.140 Right here.

00:35:38.780 This is the part.

00:35:40.220 I'm putting you on game here.

00:35:42.300 Hands on your knees.

00:35:44.000 Hands on your knees.

00:35:44.300 So, yeah, you see how your hands are already on your knees?

00:35:46.120 Natural.

00:35:46.700 It's a natural thing. 1.00

00:35:48.140 Jake, and shake that ass on me. 1.00

00:35:50.100 You get what I'm saying? 1.00

00:35:51.180 Yeah.

00:35:51.380 It makes you naturally do it because, you know, it's like hands on your knees.

00:35:55.060 It's like Simon Says.

00:35:56.060 It's like Simon Says. 1.00

00:35:56.960 It's the same shit. 1.00

00:35:58.180 You just see just naturally. 1.00

00:35:59.620 It's like a natural thing, man.

00:36:01.160 Simon Says, put your right hand on your right knee.

00:36:04.240 Simon Says, let that coochie breathe. 1.00

00:36:06.220 Breathe.

00:36:09.300 Bro, the school system won't change.

00:36:11.300 I swear.

00:36:12.660 Bro, they need to have that song in the school system.

00:36:16.040 For real.

00:36:18.120 Like the new Hooked on Phonics.

00:36:19.980 Bro, they can't be. 1.00

00:36:25.480 She fucking misspelled sexy. 1.00

00:36:27.420 They can't fucking be teaching these kids with this shit. 1.00

00:36:32.460 How do you misspelled sexy? 1.00

00:36:34.660 That is crazy.

00:36:35.460 I never noticed that.

00:36:37.080 Yo.

00:36:39.280 But no, she's a queen, bro.

00:36:43.160 Yeah, what do you think about this? 0.99

00:36:44.360 Sexy Red responded to Aiden Ross after he said they had sex together. 1.00

00:36:47.720 Do you think that's just, he just. 1.00

00:36:50.300 I think it's bullshit. 1.00

00:36:50.960 I think it's bullshit. 1.00

00:36:51.700 I think it's bullshit. 1.00

00:36:53.020 I'm not sure. 1.00

00:36:53.900 And if she did, I can't believe it, man.

00:36:58.100 I'm not going to lie.

00:36:58.760 Because, you know, I felt like she just went along with it.

00:37:01.280 She's a funny person on Twitter.

00:37:03.660 Yeah.

00:37:04.180 All her tweets are crazy.

00:37:05.580 If you pull up any of Sexy Red's tweets, let's read some of her tweets. 0.94

00:37:08.980 She's hilarious. 0.99

00:37:09.700 All her tweets on Twitter are fucking insane. 0.99

00:37:13.820 Sexy Red is a vibe, though, huh? 0.99

00:37:15.540 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:37:15.900 Bad bitch, too. 1.00

00:37:18.120 I know, dude. 1.00

00:37:18.720 I have a big crush on her.

00:37:20.040 Yeah.

00:37:20.960 I know you're not really into black girls, but that's one that you should take down, for sure. 1.00

00:37:27.000 If there's any black girl, it'd probably be like, mm, Sexy Red. 1.00

00:37:30.860 Ooh, baby, I've been working hard. 1.00

00:37:32.460 This motherfucker stink right now. 1.00

00:37:33.380 My coochie stank, period. 1.00

00:37:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:35.720 And then retweeted herself, this motherfucker stank right now. 1.00

00:37:38.740 Thank the Lord. 1.00

00:37:39.760 Thank the Lord.

00:37:40.760 That's like you.

00:37:41.420 That's why I said she'll be praying for you.

00:37:42.420 Praise God.

00:37:43.280 Oh, yeah.

00:37:43.660 I love it.

00:37:44.140 Yeah.

00:37:45.040 Oh, man.

00:37:45.580 I wanted to take her to a UFC fight, but she got pregnant. 1.00

00:37:50.160 Ah. 1.00

00:37:51.580 You think she would fuck with UFC, though? 1.00

00:37:53.340 You think she got pregnant just to get out of the fight? 0.99

00:37:55.440 No, huh?

00:37:56.120 Yeah.

00:37:56.340 What do you mean, to go on a UFC fight with you?

00:38:00.360 Yeah, to like, no.

00:38:01.780 Did you ask her, or you were saying?

00:38:03.520 Yeah, I said I would like to take her, and she said she would go, and then she's like,

00:38:08.040 I'm pregnant.

00:38:09.780 But she really wasn't.

00:38:10.380 I don't think she would get pregnant to get out of a date. 1.00

00:38:13.700 That's pretty.

00:38:14.340 Yeah.

00:38:14.840 That's nine months of.

00:38:15.880 Unless she really didn't want to go on it, bro.

00:38:20.700 Yeah.

00:38:21.380 I mean, but still, I mean, that's pretty absurd, man.

00:38:24.400 That's not really.

00:38:25.380 That's heartbreaking.

00:38:26.340 Yeah.

00:38:26.980 Oh, yeah.

00:38:27.640 She's cute, huh?

00:38:28.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:29.860 Yeah, I like her.

00:38:30.540 That's what I said. 0.87

00:38:31.120 I feel like that would be your type if you dated black girls. 0.99

00:38:36.140 I'm willing to date a nice black girl. 1.00

00:38:38.160 Yeah, yeah. 0.54

00:38:39.280 What is, I mean.

00:38:41.360 A black girl that's nice. 1.00

00:38:42.480 Okay.

00:38:43.240 I mean, what is your description of nice?

00:38:45.240 Like, what's nice?

00:38:45.380 Oh, yeah.

00:38:45.920 It could be anybody.

00:38:46.980 I think somebody that, I don't think they smoke cigarettes.

00:38:53.260 So that's not it. 0.99

00:38:54.860 It's more of like vape shit now. 0.99

00:38:56.640 I don't think. 1.00

00:38:56.960 Yeah, maybe.

00:38:57.780 I think it might be okay if she vapes, as long as she's not vaping at night or whatever.

00:39:01.820 Yeah.

00:39:02.060 But, yeah, I think so.

00:39:04.200 I saw a girl at the airport the other day that was really. 0.91

00:39:07.520 She's bad, huh? 0.99

00:39:09.320 God damn, I wanted to fucking ride through that little machine for her. 1.00

00:39:13.440 The TSA. 1.00

00:39:14.800 God damn, boy. 1.00

00:39:16.400 I'll lay on my back and ride through that bitch for her. 1.00

00:39:21.320 God damn, boy. 1.00

00:39:22.060 I'll fucking do that. 1.00

00:39:23.160 I'll swim upstream in that bitch, you know what I'm saying, for her. 1.00

00:39:27.340 With the back. 1.00

00:39:30.340 I'll be rolling over every Samsonite in that bitch to get back to my girl, bro. 1.00

00:39:34.440 What does she look like? 0.99

00:39:36.120 Just tall, kind of.

00:39:37.860 Yeah.

00:39:38.360 Had some booty on her, bro. 1.00

00:39:40.880 Yeah, I knew that.

00:39:41.860 I knew that.

00:39:42.360 And some of the titty went into the booty. 0.99

00:39:44.760 I was like, damn. 0.99

00:39:45.820 This is a whole. 0.99

00:39:47.100 I'm trying to imagine that.

00:39:48.380 It was just a. 1.00

00:39:51.800 God damn. 0.99

00:39:52.280 Like Coke bottle shape. 1.00

00:39:53.740 I mean, she looked like the letter S, bro.

00:39:56.240 Yeah.

00:39:56.740 And she was really pretty eyes.

00:40:01.080 Yeah.

00:40:01.740 Nice.

00:40:04.020 Soft spoken.

00:40:06.120 Looked at me twice.

00:40:07.660 Yeah.

00:40:08.420 Yeah.

00:40:08.880 One time I hung around for a long time for the second look.

00:40:11.340 Yeah.

00:40:11.920 But it still counts.

00:40:12.840 It's getting weird at that point.

00:40:13.860 It still counts.

00:40:14.740 But yeah, it was a little weird.

00:40:15.600 It's getting weird.

00:40:16.020 And I waved and I walked off, bro. 0.99

00:40:18.000 And the wave was what fucking fucked me up. 1.00

00:40:21.140 What type of fucking guy waves? 1.00

00:40:24.300 See, that's going to turn black women off. 1.00

00:40:25.940 I know. 1.00

00:40:26.360 You don't do that shit. 1.00

00:40:27.020 You got to be a little bit gangster. 1.00

00:40:28.080 You got to be straight up.

00:40:29.020 They want straight forward.

00:40:30.960 Especially coming from you.

00:40:31.980 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:32.460 One of our white brothers in the community, I think more black women want you to be, you 1.00

00:40:37.940 got to be more assertive.

00:40:39.540 Not too much because you know how y'all get.

00:40:43.480 But yeah, y'all got to meet her. 0.98

00:40:45.960 None of that turn back the clock shit. 0.98

00:40:47.740 We ain't doing none of that. 0.99

00:40:49.560 I'm a modern day soldier, brother.

00:40:52.620 You get what I'm saying?

00:40:53.800 Oh, yeah.

00:40:54.200 Like, yeah.

00:40:56.420 100% buddy. 0.99

00:40:58.380 None of that going back to the 1800s bullshit. 0.94

00:41:01.060 I'm saying, like, be assertive as if, like... 0.97

00:41:04.520 2012 and up, bro.

00:41:05.780 Yeah, 2012 and up assertive, right?

00:41:08.580 Just being straight up and forward.

00:41:10.160 Like, let her know what you want.

00:41:10.580 Hey, I think you look lovely.

00:41:11.680 I would like to see you sometime.

00:41:12.460 Not lovely.

00:41:13.020 See, lovely is too much.

00:41:14.060 Okay. 0.99

00:41:14.540 Like, damn, you fine as hell. 1.00

00:41:16.100 Damn, girl, you look fine as hell with all this luggage. 1.00

00:41:19.120 Nah, see, luggage, see, they don't want you to... 1.00

00:41:21.400 See, at that point, they feel like you just want to fuck. 1.00

00:41:23.860 Oh, damn. 1.00

00:41:24.780 Like, you fine as hell. 1.00

00:41:26.120 I like the way you look.

00:41:27.780 You are beautiful.

00:41:30.360 Beautiful.

00:41:31.700 But if you say it... 1.00

00:41:32.320 Maybe if you say it twice, it'll make you feel like they want to fuck, too. 1.00

00:41:34.640 So just say it once. 1.00

00:41:35.420 Okay, you're fine as hell.

00:41:36.480 You are beautiful.

00:41:37.320 Yeah.

00:41:38.080 And I would like to see you soon.

00:41:40.780 That works.

00:41:42.000 But you got to be...

00:41:42.780 You got to give them a little...

00:41:44.460 They want to feel their oomph.

00:41:46.420 You know what I'm saying?

00:41:47.020 Yeah.

00:41:47.620 Yeah.

00:41:49.100 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 1.00

00:41:51.800 I'm a colonel of this motherfucking tank. 0.99

00:41:54.360 Y'all have to be back. 0.99

00:41:55.060 You get what I'm saying?

00:41:56.000 You have to be back.

00:41:57.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:58.420 And then I play that on my phone.

00:41:59.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:00.280 No, you don't play it.

00:42:01.720 You just bring that energy.

00:42:03.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:04.060 Like, they kind of want...

00:42:06.180 They want a white boy that's going to stand on this. 0.86

00:42:07.960 Lately, I've had the strangest feeling. 1.00

00:42:11.920 Put some shit like that on there. 0.99

00:42:13.140 Nah, nah. 1.00

00:42:14.400 Some Tevin Campbell.

00:42:15.440 Can we talk?

00:42:17.100 See, they like that, though.

00:42:18.440 Because, see, if you got rhythm, you know what I'm saying?

00:42:20.480 I want to know your name.

00:42:24.520 That's going to be...

00:42:25.520 I'm going to leave that in my bag and I'm going to play it.

00:42:28.000 That works.

00:42:28.600 And then it's going by.

00:42:29.780 What, one of those book bag speakers?

00:42:31.820 Yeah, I put it in my bag at the TSA.

00:42:35.020 Last night I...

00:42:36.920 What you know about that, man?

00:42:38.240 I saw you standing and I started...

00:42:41.520 Started pretending that I knew you.

00:42:46.560 You knew me too.

00:42:49.480 Yeah, man.

00:42:50.020 Yeah, come on, man. 1.00

00:42:51.260 Hey, you know some brother shit, man. 0.99

00:42:53.060 That's all I got, dude. 1.00

00:42:53.800 Okay, okay.

00:42:54.900 Hell yeah, man.

00:42:56.780 We got to exchange cultures, man.

00:42:58.320 I like a lot of country, so...

00:43:00.000 You do?

00:43:00.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:01.820 Morgan Wallen, big on him right now.

00:43:03.800 Yeah, he's great with Lil Durk.

00:43:05.440 They made a couple songs.

00:43:06.800 They made a new...

00:43:07.480 Him and Drake made a video, too.

00:43:09.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:09.480 That's a lot.

00:43:09.680 I was hoping they would make music, though, together.

00:43:11.680 I know.

00:43:12.140 They probably did.

00:43:12.820 It's just not released, son.

00:43:14.180 They might have.

00:43:14.740 I haven't heard anything about it.

00:43:16.820 Luke Holmes, too.

00:43:17.860 Luke is great, bro.

00:43:18.920 Luke is insane.

00:43:20.440 Beyonce's got a new country out now. 0.98

00:43:21.380 That's really why I wore this shirt.

00:43:22.720 It was influenced by Luke.

00:43:24.040 Really?

00:43:24.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:24.760 Yeah, he does wear that.

00:43:25.680 Luke Holmes always wears...

00:43:26.760 Yeah, I just thought I'd throw it on.

00:43:28.580 Luke is a classy dude, bro.

00:43:30.820 He's one of a kind, man.

00:43:31.980 Yeah, man.

00:43:33.440 Drew, you got a new show, man.

00:43:34.880 Yeah.

00:43:35.160 Look, I've watched both episodes.

00:43:36.840 Yes, yeah.

00:43:37.380 Yep.

00:43:38.140 And it is...

00:43:40.040 Bro, it's a lot.

00:43:41.560 Could have been a house.

00:43:42.440 It could have been a house.

00:43:43.320 It's a wild, bro.

00:43:44.220 Yeah, wild, man.

00:43:44.960 We got some characters on there.

00:43:46.180 Oh, yeah.

00:43:46.860 Yeah.

00:43:47.360 We got some...

00:43:49.320 Yeah, we'll show you some of the...

00:43:51.780 Yeah, there's one of them.

00:43:52.680 Oh, there you go right there, baby.

00:43:54.560 That's Lil' Rich.

00:43:55.960 Oh, he kind of...

00:43:56.440 He looks like Sidney Poitier a little.

00:43:58.840 That's Lil' Rich.

00:44:00.340 Yeah, Lil' Rich.

00:44:01.200 And he a little baby.

00:44:02.320 I keep calling him for a talk.

00:44:04.000 Yeah, he's just an infant.

00:44:05.940 He's just an infant.

00:44:07.580 Yeah.

00:44:07.720 Bro, he look like he about 195 months.

00:44:10.000 He got all solid at the top, though.

00:44:11.960 It's just top.

00:44:13.040 When you pick him up, it's like a...

00:44:14.560 It's like all...

00:44:15.760 It's all in one place.

00:44:18.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:19.240 All the weights in one area.

00:44:21.020 Bro, he'll change his own diaper, too, bro.

00:44:23.260 He that kind of baby, you know?

00:44:24.940 Oh, yeah.

00:44:25.080 Oh, yeah. 0.74

00:44:25.620 He's swole, too. 0.99

00:44:26.760 Oh, he look like five cents.

00:44:28.160 Oh, man. 1.00

00:44:28.980 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:44:29.580 He look like, damn, he ready to get it done, bro. 1.00

00:44:34.200 And he's bow-legged, too, so he's quick. 0.99

00:44:36.760 Yeah, he's quick.

00:44:37.460 He's bow-legged.

00:44:37.600 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:44:37.980 He got that fucking in and out, bro. 1.00

00:44:39.880 Got good stature. 1.00

00:44:40.480 He'll run a fucking curl right on anybody. 0.99

00:44:42.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:42.880 Well, I saw him kind of humping the furniture.

00:44:46.000 He got that shih tzu in him, you know, on the end. 0.98

00:44:48.900 Yeah, he got into a fight, too.

00:44:50.360 I gave him a whooping the first night. 0.79

00:44:54.160 We didn't show that, but I gave him a spanking. 1.00

00:44:55.300 Oh, really? 0.98

00:44:55.920 Yeah, he had to get a spanking. 1.00

00:44:57.780 And then, yeah. 0.79

00:45:00.060 He just needed some discipline.

00:45:01.400 He's just an infant, though, so that's why I'm not even ready, you know.

00:45:04.680 Yeah, he's still growing.

00:45:06.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:06.740 Damn, what grade is he in? 0.99

00:45:08.240 He's premature, so he got- 1.00

00:45:10.180 Oh, damn, he's premature. 0.99

00:45:11.080 Yeah, he's premature, man. 1.00

00:45:12.360 He's a little ahead of his time, so I think he might be second grade now. 0.99

00:45:17.340 Oh, damn. 0.99

00:45:18.280 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:45:19.240 But that's why he's getting the facial hair.

00:45:21.200 Yeah, yeah, it comes in hot.

00:45:22.700 Yeah, mm-hmm.

00:45:23.040 Look, that's him and Ugly's Rapper Alive.

00:45:27.100 Bro, y'all couldn't think of a better name for Ugly's Rapper Alive?

00:45:29.400 We didn't come up with it.

00:45:30.360 Y'all couldn't think of one other name?

00:45:31.600 He wanted to be called Ugly's Rapper Alive.

00:45:34.580 I didn't come up with his name.

00:45:36.780 He came on the show, and I was like, what's your name?

00:45:38.680 He said, they call me Ugly, but you can call me Ugly Rapper Alive.

00:45:41.560 Oh, wow.

00:45:42.100 I said, okay.

00:45:43.060 See?

00:45:44.000 Wow, bruh.

00:45:44.920 Yeah, man.

00:45:45.720 He got that Le'Veon Bell in his mouth.

00:45:49.100 That thing's holding out for a contract, huh?

00:45:51.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:51.540 We're thinking about getting them veneers.

00:45:53.260 Oh, are you really?

00:45:54.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:54.340 We're thinking about it.

00:45:54.980 Dude, look, I'll go half on him if you get him.

00:45:58.060 Deal.

00:45:58.500 It's important, man, somebody having a smile.

00:46:00.400 Yeah, man.

00:46:00.740 If he wants it.

00:46:01.660 If he wants it.

00:46:02.440 That's if he wants it.

00:46:03.380 Because he told me he naturally enjoys everything about his life right now.

00:46:07.960 He's having a great time.

00:46:10.200 He's loving the fan love.

00:46:11.880 It seemed like he took a sip off the hose and just never stopped.

00:46:20.760 You know what I'm talking about?

00:46:21.740 He caught a dose of water that just.

00:46:24.440 That blew him away. 1.00

00:46:25.700 That's still fucking, still going down his throat, bruh. 1.00

00:46:32.740 You think he swallowed the teeth is what you're saying? 1.00

00:46:34.940 I don't know what happened to him.

00:46:36.280 I bet he got them teeth in his pocket. 0.99

00:46:38.100 He don't seem like a dude that lets shit go real easy. 0.99

00:46:43.560 But he one of a kind. 0.97

00:46:46.640 He one of a kind, dude.

00:46:49.640 Pull up another character.

00:46:50.880 Yeah, this is my Asian artist right here.

00:46:53.960 TMS.

00:46:54.860 TMS? 1.00

00:46:55.300 And what the fuck? 1.00

00:46:55.900 He showed up with a fucking DoorDash. 1.00

00:46:57.060 Too Much Swag. 1.00

00:46:57.980 Oh, Too Much Swag?

00:46:58.620 Too Much Swag.

00:46:59.580 And he brought his own DoorDash, bruh. 1.00

00:47:01.160 That's a motherfucker. 1.00

00:47:02.060 That's a wildest shit you could do, bruh. 1.00

00:47:05.600 He from Queens, New York, bro. 1.00

00:47:07.940 From Queens, New York.

00:47:08.900 He's really like, all jokes aside, he really was in the streets, though.

00:47:11.960 Really?

00:47:12.380 Yeah, he was embedded.

00:47:14.060 Wow.

00:47:14.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:15.020 He probably got 30 wings all flats in there.

00:47:17.720 Yeah, some of the characters, it's fascinating to watch them.

00:47:20.220 Yeah, man.

00:47:20.680 There's my boy right there, bruh.

00:47:22.620 He's from the trailer parts.

00:47:24.480 He's out of New Orleans right there.

00:47:25.700 Yeah, he's from the other side.

00:47:26.940 Bro, he was on the episode when I did the call into your show, remember?

00:47:30.520 Really?

00:47:31.140 Yeah.

00:47:32.000 Starsy Rex, baby, remember?

00:47:33.720 When I called into your show on the Could Have Been Live.

00:47:38.360 Oh, yeah.

00:47:39.420 And he, yeah, he's the one.

00:47:41.880 He'd be saying the N-word all the time.

00:47:43.260 Gang, bruh.

00:47:43.780 Not gang.

00:47:44.840 Oh, yeah, that's horrible.

00:47:45.720 Nah, that's horrible, man.

00:47:47.400 That's horrible, bruh.

00:47:48.660 Nah, he, yeah.

00:47:50.260 Y'all from the same area.

00:47:51.580 I like brothers, man.

00:47:52.620 Yeah, Starsy Rex, man.

00:47:54.080 He one of a kind, dude.

00:47:55.440 I like.

00:47:56.180 He look definitely, he seemed like he,

00:47:58.480 his platelets might be a little low.

00:48:00.180 He looked like a palm reader at a Popeye's Chicken. 0.93

00:48:02.700 I think he believes he's black, though, 0.80

00:48:04.300 which is why he speaks how he speaks.

00:48:06.360 Oh, yeah.

00:48:07.000 He says it all the time.

00:48:08.240 We don't, we don't encourage him to,

00:48:09.760 but he, you know, 0.76

00:48:11.140 you can't stop somebody that believes they're black. 0.92

00:48:13.280 Oh, and I don't think he should, man. 0.90

00:48:14.600 Yeah, well, I think,

00:48:16.360 I think, I think we should.

00:48:19.140 Really?

00:48:19.740 Yeah.

00:48:20.220 Some people, they, it's like,

00:48:22.260 but if that's all they ever know, no.

00:48:24.520 Yeah, but.

00:48:24.700 Because sometimes God puts you in the wrong suit,

00:48:27.820 you know?

00:48:28.160 You're right, you're right.

00:48:29.060 And you could be in the wrong predicament

00:48:30.820 in the right body.

00:48:32.360 Yeah.

00:48:33.080 I get it.

00:48:33.840 I think sometimes, not all the time.

00:48:35.420 Yeah, not all the time.

00:48:35.760 I'm not saying that everybody should.

00:48:36.720 So not everybody can, like, that is white.

00:48:38.880 Like, be a culture vulture.

00:48:39.980 I'm not saying that.

00:48:40.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:40.940 I don't think that, like, people should,

00:48:45.120 you know, Starsy Rex, he's, I mean,

00:48:46.880 he looked like he's in Houston Buyers Club, dog. 0.99

00:48:49.100 He looked like he fucking, 1.00

00:48:51.520 he been through some wild times, bro. 1.00

00:48:53.760 He been through some shit. 0.99

00:48:54.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:55.200 But he been through some shit. 0.99

00:48:56.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:56.660 Because I think that's the biggest connector piece sometimes.

00:48:59.800 He has had somebody.

00:49:00.640 Well, it's still not an exception to say the word, right?

00:49:03.060 Oh, no, that's true.

00:49:03.920 Yeah.

00:49:04.440 Yeah, I'm not saying that.

00:49:05.400 I mean, an exception to.

00:49:07.220 Good guy, though.

00:49:08.160 Right.

00:49:08.400 Like, that's a connector piece, I think,

00:49:09.860 sometimes between cultures is if somebody's been through something.

00:49:13.420 Yeah.

00:49:13.700 But he does believe he's black, which is, like, it's cool.

00:49:16.980 But, you know.

00:49:17.900 He may be.

00:49:21.160 Like albino?

00:49:22.480 Or just color.

00:49:23.860 He may be.

00:49:25.280 What's that called when you can't see what color you are or whatever?

00:49:27.560 Colorblind.

00:49:28.260 Colorblind.

00:49:28.800 Yeah.

00:49:30.020 Or either that or he's albino.

00:49:31.480 I don't know.

00:49:32.440 He could be albino, dude.

00:49:33.860 Every now and then they got them.

00:49:35.140 Yeah.

00:49:35.580 They can say the N way.

00:49:36.580 Like, clearly, they can say the word.

00:49:39.120 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:40.140 They, it might not look like they're albino.

00:49:42.760 It might look.

00:49:44.040 Oh, they got to look.

00:49:45.220 You should start telling people.

00:49:46.340 Whenever you slip up, just start telling people, hey, dude, I'm albino, man.

00:49:49.640 Bro.

00:49:49.860 Look at him.

00:49:50.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:49:51.220 He's the same skin complexion as you.

00:49:53.360 He's the same skin complexion as you, man.

00:49:56.220 You could go for albino.

00:49:57.560 You just got to go blonde. 1.00

00:49:58.620 Bro, that's Macklemore, dog.

00:50:00.300 What y'all are you talking about, man?

00:50:02.360 Can they say it?

00:50:05.400 Can they say it?

00:50:06.400 Look, bro, that dude, I think, can say whatever he wants, bro. 0.99

00:50:09.960 Whatever the fuck he wants, yeah. 1.00

00:50:11.480 That is damn. 1.00

00:50:12.560 And who is this other guy? 0.99

00:50:14.940 Yeah.

00:50:15.480 That's one of the big ones.

00:50:16.680 Oh, wow.

00:50:17.600 Yeah.

00:50:19.460 That's Marvin Jones, bro.

00:50:21.040 Yeah.

00:50:21.380 Yeah.

00:50:22.380 Now, here's the- 0.69

00:50:22.840 He's black, though. 0.94

00:50:23.620 These are black men. 0.99

00:50:24.700 And he's undercover, though. 1.00

00:50:25.660 He's a narc.

00:50:26.180 I mean, I don't want to say a narc or whatever, but that was kind of popping back then, though. 0.92

00:50:30.380 To be, like, what?

00:50:33.200 Be albino?

00:50:34.100 Yeah, I think there was an albino time, you know?

00:50:36.720 Yeah.

00:50:37.660 I do agree.

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00:55:06.060 But they don't have a lot of...

00:55:09.080 They used to have more, I feel like, wiggas probably, you know? 0.98

00:55:11.560 Yeah, wait, what?

00:55:12.840 In the day.

00:55:13.820 That's a...

00:55:14.400 What?

00:55:15.560 That's an...

00:55:16.200 I feel like that's a...

00:55:17.460 I don't even think...

00:55:19.000 I think that's too close to the word to say it.

00:55:20.720 Okay.

00:55:21.220 Yeah.

00:55:21.760 They used to have more...

00:55:23.320 hymns in the day.

00:55:29.240 Bring up...

00:55:30.080 Albinos.

00:55:30.620 I've never seen like an albino funeral or like an albino wedding or nothing, I feel

00:55:34.760 like.

00:55:34.940 When you think...

00:55:35.820 When you really think about it, I have never fully seen anything like a celebration of

00:55:43.260 an albino.

00:55:43.680 Like I've never seen like a birthday or nothing.

00:55:46.340 Yeah.

00:55:46.800 Truthfully speaking, I've never seen it.

00:55:48.920 Yeah, me neither.

00:55:49.740 And that should be a bigger thing because it's so rare.

00:55:52.020 It's almost like...

00:55:52.680 Remember when the white tiger comes to the zoo or whatever?

00:55:54.800 Yeah.

00:55:55.280 And everybody's excited?

00:55:56.460 Yeah.

00:55:56.860 And they send out all the pamphlets? 1.00

00:55:57.640 It's like the same shit. 1.00

00:55:58.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:59.340 Yeah.

00:56:00.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:00.660 It should be like Richie's fucking 11. 0.99

00:56:02.920 Mm-hmm. 1.00

00:56:03.280 I agree.

00:56:05.600 Wow.

00:56:06.220 Yeah.

00:56:06.700 Because you really are one of God's most majestic creatures.

00:56:09.940 Yeah.

00:56:10.540 Yeah.

00:56:11.360 Yeah.

00:56:11.640 Not too many of them.

00:56:12.300 An albino is something you would probably see in Australia then.

00:56:14.600 Yeah.

00:56:15.080 Yeah.

00:56:15.240 Because it's very...

00:56:16.180 They have a lot of very rare animals over there.

00:56:17.940 Yeah.

00:56:18.380 But albino is classified as black, right? 0.51

00:56:22.380 That's a good question.

00:56:23.380 Can we look that up?

00:56:25.440 I want to make sure because...

00:56:28.620 A person or animal having a congenital absence of pigment in the skin and hair.

00:56:32.680 In the skin and hair, which are white and the eyes, which are usually pink.

00:56:36.340 Okay.

00:56:36.480 Anybody can be albino.

00:56:38.340 Anybody can be albino.

00:56:39.360 Wow.

00:56:39.500 So they probably can't say the word.

00:56:42.020 Mm.

00:56:42.880 They should be able to apply online. 0.86

00:56:47.300 As black. 0.75

00:56:48.660 Or to at least say the word. 0.96

00:56:50.400 Or other...

00:56:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:51.320 Because imagine you're an albino.

00:56:52.160 Yeah.

00:56:52.340 You've been through the trenches. 0.99

00:56:53.440 You can't even fucking... 1.00

00:56:54.600 You can't say it. 0.99

00:56:55.740 Yeah.

00:56:56.540 No, I get it. 1.00

00:56:58.080 Damn. 0.99

00:56:59.660 Yeah, but they have a lot of... 1.00

00:57:01.260 They used to have more like white guys that wanted to be black, I feel like.

00:57:03.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:04.480 You know, like when I was growing up...

00:57:05.860 Let's say around like the 2004, 2006.

00:57:10.240 Oh, yeah.

00:57:10.960 I think what...

00:57:12.620 Look that up and we don't have to say the word, but look it up early blanks.

00:57:18.260 Oh, here we go.

00:57:21.120 What?

00:57:21.760 You got Beastie Boys.

00:57:23.220 Yeah.

00:57:23.360 Yeah, Beastie Boys was definitely that.

00:57:26.280 Rappaport.

00:57:26.840 Yeah.

00:57:28.560 Oh, 101 Dalmatians.

00:57:30.480 That counts, bro.

00:57:32.600 How does that count?

00:57:34.800 Oh, definitely The Professor from M1. 1.00

00:57:38.320 Well, 101 Dalmatians, them bitches are fucking mixed, bro. 1.00

00:57:43.080 That's what they mean by albino, yeah. 1.00

00:57:45.120 Michael Jackson.

00:57:46.620 Yeah.

00:57:47.520 Who else?

00:57:48.180 Alex Trebek.

00:57:49.180 Yeah.

00:57:49.780 I don't know who that is.

00:57:50.880 That's fair.

00:57:51.920 Because sometimes he starts everything with like, what is...

00:57:54.080 There was Civil War Wiggers. 1.00

00:57:56.660 Huh?

00:57:57.020 Civil War Wiggers. 0.99

00:57:58.980 I don't know who else.

00:58:00.060 Oh, yeah.

00:58:00.460 There you go.

00:58:01.980 Abraham Lincoln, for sure.

00:58:03.440 Yeah.

00:58:04.180 Oh, Lester Holt.

00:58:07.900 Def.

00:58:09.220 I didn't know he...

00:58:10.340 He's kind of a blonky, kind of. 1.00

00:58:11.780 Yeah.

00:58:12.240 He just might be tan.

00:58:13.800 And Lilo from Lilo and Stitch, definitely.

00:58:16.180 No, she was definitely Hawaiian.

00:58:17.740 I was Hawaiian.

00:58:19.400 Bro, who knows, bro?

00:58:20.760 I'm just saying.

00:58:22.240 It's just facts on Google, right?

00:58:23.780 I don't know.

00:58:24.260 Well, look, Google does what it does, man.

00:58:26.840 But Alex Trebek, for sure, man.

00:58:29.260 Because he'd always be like, what is...

00:58:31.760 Who is...

00:58:32.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:34.020 You know, where is...

00:58:35.560 On Jeopardy, you're saying?

00:58:36.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:36.820 He would always kind of start shit. 0.99

00:58:38.360 It was like, you didn't really know what he was talking about, man. 0.99

00:58:42.020 I guess I never...

00:58:42.720 I never watched Jeopardy, so I don't know too much about...

00:58:44.920 Jeopardy's fire, dude.

00:58:45.880 If you're with a lady? 0.91

00:58:46.700 Yeah.

00:58:47.420 Mm.

00:58:48.200 Yeah.

00:58:48.720 Sit down, boy.

00:58:50.220 Watch Jeopardy.

00:58:51.720 And you get a couple right.

00:58:52.960 You watch it earlier in the day, too.

00:58:54.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:54.880 And then you invite a girl over.

00:58:56.320 Yeah.

00:58:56.580 Let's watch it.

00:58:57.260 He's smart as hell.

00:58:58.300 Get three right, boy.

00:59:00.920 Get three right, grill her up a little pork chop or something. 1.00

00:59:04.580 A little cup of candy yam.

00:59:05.920 Yeah.

00:59:06.840 Hey, but...

00:59:07.820 A couple of candy yam.

00:59:08.920 Pull back up.

00:59:09.580 Do y'all have another person from our show?

00:59:12.840 Alex Trebek.

00:59:13.820 They thought he was black early on, man. 1.00

00:59:15.060 Holy shit. 1.00

00:59:17.340 It's getting worse, man. 1.00

00:59:19.080 This is getting worse.

00:59:20.020 The dig of this is getting bad.

00:59:22.880 They'll be bringing coaches together.

00:59:24.300 Alex Trebek, baby.

00:59:26.220 That might just be white makeup, though.

00:59:28.020 Yeah, that's true, too.

00:59:29.400 Who knows what they did to him?

00:59:30.680 Yeah.

00:59:31.160 But Lester Holt, definitely.

00:59:32.980 Oh, there you go right there.

00:59:34.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:34.380 That's our gay crip rapper. 0.99

00:59:37.180 Oh, wow. 0.99

00:59:38.060 Yeah.

00:59:38.300 And Crip Mac was on there.

00:59:40.360 Yeah, Crip Mac was on.

00:59:41.360 They actually, he fought.

00:59:42.840 Crip Mac and the gay crip rapper actually fought because in Crips, Crip Mac is an infant 0.94

00:59:50.940 loke general. 0.95

00:59:52.500 Uh-huh.

00:59:52.820 So I don't know how that worked.

00:59:54.180 You know, they got like the infant, then they got the, what'd you call it?

01:00:01.880 It's like Papa Bear loke.

01:00:04.040 It's like an older loke than infant loke general.

01:00:07.580 Oh, okay.

01:00:08.340 But they fought because of Crip reasons. 0.74

01:00:10.860 I don't know.

01:00:11.340 You know, I don't get too, yeah, see? 0.99

01:00:13.200 Damn. 0.99

01:00:13.860 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:14.060 I don't get too deeply involved in the Crip culture, but.

01:00:17.240 Yeah, they Cripped up.

01:00:18.380 Yeah.

01:00:21.120 Wow.

01:00:21.720 And so, Crip Mac, but he went to jail.

01:00:26.080 Did you guys film this before?

01:00:26.980 Yeah, we filmed this right before he went to jail.

01:00:28.940 Oh, man.

01:00:29.540 Yeah.

01:00:29.860 He went to jail right.

01:00:30.860 And we got a free Crip, man.

01:00:32.500 Yeah.

01:00:32.960 Yeah.

01:00:33.220 There's no way he did it.

01:00:34.480 What's he up for?

01:00:35.740 That's a good question.

01:00:36.560 I have no clue.

01:00:37.920 I think it was felony gun charges.

01:00:39.620 Felony gun charges.

01:00:40.560 Yeah.

01:00:42.180 What?

01:00:42.740 You don't think he.

01:00:44.060 You're saying there's no way he did that?

01:00:49.100 I think it's 50-50.

01:00:50.900 Yeah.

01:00:51.620 Maybe 60-40.

01:00:52.840 Yeah.

01:00:53.500 Yeah, he probably did it.

01:00:54.700 Yeah, he definitely did it. 1.00

01:00:55.840 Damn, bro. 1.00

01:00:56.500 He did it. 1.00

01:00:57.040 Damn, good luck, buddy. 1.00

01:01:04.000 Yeah, you know. 0.99

01:01:04.840 Hey, we love you, bro.

01:01:06.760 That's my boy, man.

01:01:07.920 You know, we hope to free that guy, though.

01:01:10.800 Somebody got it.

01:01:11.500 With the budget that we got for him, yeah.

01:01:13.340 Amen.

01:01:14.060 And what about the show?

01:01:15.800 How does it evolve?

01:01:17.040 What can we look forward to seeing on the show, man?

01:01:18.960 Oh, man, it evolves.

01:01:20.760 Because I saw them battle rapping on the tennis courts.

01:01:23.280 Yeah, man.

01:01:23.620 I saw them getting the, they got his emergency bracelet off.

01:01:27.080 We brought real talent in to help these guys out, too.

01:01:29.580 Really?

01:01:29.840 We had Chris Brown, Snoop Dogg.

01:01:32.520 Um, we had a vocal coach that came in and helped them, you know.

01:01:36.300 Really?

01:01:36.580 Yeah, man.

01:01:37.560 All this stuff.

01:01:38.440 Hey.

01:01:39.340 They, we really, we really, this is a, it's about musical and keep it about music.

01:01:43.820 Um, and, and, and majority of it is about signing them to deals they can't get out of.

01:01:48.980 So it was like a snooze, you lose situation, right?

01:01:51.480 Yeah.

01:01:51.960 And you, you, you learn from your mistakes.

01:01:53.980 So it was almost teaching them through hard learning.

01:01:56.920 They're signed us for the rest of their life and not receiving anything from it.

01:02:00.160 So it was kind of like, they, they're going to eventually learn that that was a bad situation.

01:02:05.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:05.900 But it's good teaching.

01:02:06.880 Good teaching comes from like hard, yeah, you know.

01:02:09.780 It's like hard lessons.

01:02:10.140 Welcome to Hollywood, man.

01:02:11.500 That's how it, baby. 1.00

01:02:12.860 Welcome to fucking, welcome to fucking, let me give you a better word. 1.00

01:02:15.760 Welcome to big business, baby. 1.00

01:02:17.340 That's how it is, man.

01:02:19.060 Yeah, man.

01:02:19.560 Yeah, you got to learn the dirty ins and outs of Hollywood, baby. 1.00

01:02:22.920 You got to make enough money to be gay, baby, if you want to. 0.99

01:02:25.820 Okay, no, no, we, no, we, we actually, we actually, just to clear that up, 0.99

01:02:29.780 we didn't, we did not do anything to them in that.

01:02:32.460 No, I'm not saying y'all did anything with them, but I'm saying,

01:02:35.180 because look, I could see what they're saying because I could see how some people get enough money

01:02:39.300 where they're thinking I'm going to be, I could be gay if I want. 0.98

01:02:42.640 No, actually, we didn't, he's just the gay crip rapper. 0.95

01:02:45.900 We didn't do anything gay. 0.96

01:02:47.260 There's nothing gay on the show.

01:02:48.480 Okay, there's nothing gay on the show. 0.81

01:02:49.000 Yeah.

01:02:49.760 No, there's nothing gay.

01:02:51.400 Nothing against him.

01:02:52.260 I just, we didn't indulge in anything gay on the show.

01:02:56.960 Did being gay help him in any instances?

01:02:58.840 I do think being gay helped his career, for sure, because it helped him be seen and be heard more.

01:03:05.980 That's a good point.

01:03:06.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:07.540 It helped him be seen and heard more because there's a lot of crip rappers. 0.86

01:03:11.420 There's not too many openly gay crip rappers, right?

01:03:14.280 Yeah. 0.75

01:03:14.540 So, yeah, we, I had to pick him up, man.

01:03:17.520 He was, he was hard to find.

01:03:19.500 Was he?

01:03:19.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:03:20.840 We went, we went through a whole bunch of shit trying to reach out. 0.99

01:03:24.480 The crips hide a lot of the probably, I wonder if they. 0.99

01:03:27.580 Yeah, they might, they might have, I don't know.

01:03:29.940 Do you wonder if they what?

01:03:31.440 Hide the gay community or they, they push it out forward, you know? 1.00

01:03:35.140 That's a good question.

01:03:36.160 I think gangs are evolving more.

01:03:38.140 I did read something about eight months ago that gangs are involved, evolving more to invite more LGBTQ friendly patrons.

01:03:46.360 I actually don't think you read that at all.

01:03:48.080 Really?

01:03:48.260 I don't, I don't think that it was a, was that out there?

01:03:51.060 You might be right.

01:03:52.580 Did you read that?

01:03:53.500 I did read that, I think.

01:03:54.960 You think?

01:03:55.900 I'm not sure.

01:03:57.340 But I think I could have.

01:03:58.800 Look it up. 0.98

01:03:59.460 But I say this, bruh, uh, Diddy might be gay, bruh. 0.99

01:04:06.260 That's the craziest thing, bruh. 0.99

01:04:07.860 Why do you keep revisiting this?

01:04:10.340 Because everybody keeps talking about it, man.

01:04:12.460 Yeah, nah, this is true. 0.99

01:04:13.640 It's a gay witch hunt right now going on. 1.00

01:04:15.780 How you gonna say you never seen a weenie, but you know the shape of a man's balls, Joe Rogan. 1.00

01:04:21.160 Man, that's what I'm talking about, bruh. 0.99

01:04:23.920 Cat is the oracle. 0.98

01:04:25.440 They need to rub on Cat's back and get three more fucking, uh, three more prophetizes out of him, bruh. 1.00

01:04:32.680 Because he got the magic. 0.99

01:04:33.300 You need to bring Cat on here, for real. 0.91

01:04:35.120 I'd love to, man.

01:04:36.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:36.880 I would love to.

01:04:38.020 I think y'all would really, y'all might get into a battle rap on here.

01:04:41.740 Yeah, it could be interesting.

01:04:43.740 What, um, yeah, how does this show, can you give us any pointers about the show?

01:04:47.360 Like, what does it look like down the line?

01:04:48.680 Um, I can't give him too much, because, you know, I kind of want everybody to continue to tune in and not really know what to expect, if you feel what I'm saying.

01:04:58.180 Like, it's honestly, every episode, you couldn't even, you couldn't guess what's gonna happen next. 0.98

01:05:04.580 And I think that's what is keeping the viewers so entertained, because they don't know what the fuck is to come of none of that shit. 0.96

01:05:11.720 And at any moment, like, I didn't know that Crip Mac was gonna go on there trying to check everybody, right? 0.99

01:05:18.320 But when he came, he was like, yeah, Anthony Locke General, I'm here to crush it. 0.98

01:05:24.820 I'm here to figure shit out. 0.98

01:05:26.420 And I'm thinking he's, I said, yeah, talk to the kids, man. 0.99

01:05:29.120 Talk to them. 0.99

01:05:30.500 He was trying to give them the beats and beat the shit out of them. 0.98

01:05:34.480 So, you know, neither here nor there, but we handled it. 0.97

01:05:38.520 We handled it, though.

01:05:39.340 We didn't let it get too out of hand.

01:05:41.540 Yeah, y'all were on top of it a lot, it seemed like.

01:05:44.360 We had security everywhere.

01:05:45.660 Everywhere, yeah.

01:05:46.660 Well, I noticed even, what's his name, snitched before the fight.

01:05:50.280 Oh, yeah.

01:05:51.080 Ugliest rapper alive.

01:05:52.460 Yeah.

01:05:52.880 You gotta respect that, man.

01:05:54.260 I respect a guy who snitches, but also will still go fight.

01:06:00.940 Yeah, but snitch first. 0.90

01:06:04.120 And he told me, he said, I went and got them beforehand, before it went down, so they could

01:06:08.240 stop it.

01:06:09.400 Which is smart.

01:06:10.200 When you think about it, it's a smart thing to do.

01:06:12.540 We had to blur it.

01:06:14.900 We had to blur it.

01:06:15.600 Bro, this is like Mike Tyson's punch out. 1.00

01:06:17.620 What the fuck y'all playing over there? 0.99

01:06:22.060 It was like an 80s visual right there. 1.00

01:06:24.300 Every other scene in this bitch, y'all gotta blur, bro. 1.00

01:06:27.300 And when the two ladies went after. 0.99

01:06:29.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:30.740 They was beefing, bro.

01:06:32.180 And this lady right here, Cruella DeVille out there, because she's trying to breastfeed 1.00

01:06:37.120 that little guy, that little McNugget over there, what's his name? 0.99

01:06:42.300 Lil' Rich.

01:06:43.300 Lil' Rich, yeah.

01:06:44.860 Lil' McNugget.

01:06:46.300 The McNugget is crazy.

01:06:49.420 Lil' Milk Dud Carter, she over there trying to breastfeed him, bro. 1.00

01:06:57.000 Look at him.

01:06:57.760 Look at him, man.

01:06:58.880 I don't know.

01:06:59.260 Look, dude. 1.00

01:06:59.820 It's some real shit. 1.00

01:07:00.940 Now, she came in with some bars. 1.00

01:07:02.060 I liked her shit. 1.00

01:07:02.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:07:05.460 She's very talented.

01:07:07.120 She actually was really good.

01:07:09.520 This is my boy right here.

01:07:10.640 He was the mole on the show.

01:07:11.960 That's actually one of my real homies from back at home. 0.93

01:07:14.020 Is there really?

01:07:14.520 Yeah, he's a brother.

01:07:15.640 He's from Gwinnett County.

01:07:16.880 Oh, gang, baby. 0.99

01:07:17.760 Good to see he's still alive.

01:07:18.540 Yeah, he's one of the homies. 1.00

01:07:20.060 But we brought him on the show to do-

01:07:21.780 Is that Martin Lawrence right there?

01:07:23.880 No, that's one of the studs.

01:07:25.860 No, right here.

01:07:27.160 Oh, no.

01:07:28.300 That's Nav Green.

01:07:29.600 Oh, gang.

01:07:30.420 Yeah, he's a comedian.

01:07:31.720 He's a big comedian.

01:07:32.740 Out in Atlanta.

01:07:33.600 Oh, nice, man.

01:07:34.480 Yeah.

01:07:35.260 He's with 85 South Show.

01:07:37.180 He is?

01:07:37.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:38.400 Oh, N-A-V-V. 1.00

01:07:39.140 Yeah, N-A-V-V. 1.00

01:07:39.980 I don't even talk about now.

01:07:40.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:40.600 Nav Green.

01:07:41.080 I don't even talk about now.

01:07:42.620 Oh, yeah.

01:07:43.180 Now, these two people was going at it, bro.

01:07:45.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:46.900 She could fight.

01:07:48.360 Really?

01:07:48.820 Yeah.

01:07:50.980 That's why we gave her.

01:07:51.780 See?

01:07:52.560 What, he got a little gram on him?

01:07:54.040 Yeah.

01:07:54.820 And then that's the other one she fought.

01:07:56.240 And were they allowed to use drugs on premises?

01:07:59.480 That's a good question.

01:08:00.280 I think it might have got through our TSA system.

01:08:03.580 It might have.

01:08:04.460 They weren't supposed to.

01:08:05.660 We did a shakedown.

01:08:07.220 If you watched the first episode, we did a shakedown where nobody was supposed to.

01:08:11.020 But I do think some paraphernalia got snuck in.

01:08:14.380 Yeah, I did see you guys.

01:08:15.420 We didn't encourage it at all.

01:08:16.980 We didn't want nothing to happen.

01:08:18.620 But I do think, I think your boy from Louisiana.

01:08:23.120 Oh, Stars East Rack?

01:08:24.180 Stars East Rack, the white boy.

01:08:25.340 Yeah.

01:08:25.800 That said the N-word.

01:08:26.780 He found some people.

01:08:29.400 And he shouldn't have done it.

01:08:30.260 And look, don't do it, man.

01:08:32.440 I know you want to do it.

01:08:34.300 But yeah, I've said it before.

01:08:35.600 Write it down.

01:08:36.180 Put it in a bottle.

01:08:36.880 Yeah, yeah.

01:08:37.440 A lot of people will do that.

01:08:38.740 I know this.

01:08:39.300 They put it in a bottle?

01:08:40.160 Write it down.

01:08:40.720 Put it in like a bottle.

01:08:41.760 Throw it out in the water.

01:08:43.600 What does that do for you, though?

01:08:45.180 It's just like messaging a bottle.

01:08:46.460 It just gets it out of your system.

01:08:47.500 Yeah, just get the N-word out.

01:08:49.140 But you want it to get out to the world, but without it being known or seen.

01:08:53.460 It's just out there.

01:08:53.680 Well, just let the Lord do what he wants with it then.

01:08:56.020 If you throw it out into the water, that's on you.

01:08:57.780 Look at that.

01:08:58.940 Imagine you roll up on one of them on the beach.

01:09:01.120 Let the Lord do as he pleases with it, right?

01:09:03.800 Yeah.

01:09:04.180 If it gets to one of the sharks or a whale out there, it is what it is.

01:09:07.000 But imagine it gets to China and some dude opens it up and he's like, yeah.

01:09:10.280 And he's not saying.

01:09:11.640 Like, aw.

01:09:13.160 Aw, y'all.

01:09:14.760 Aw, y'all. 1.00

01:09:16.380 You're going to hell, man. 1.00

01:09:18.200 That shit's messed up. 1.00

01:09:19.140 You're going to hell. 1.00

01:09:20.100 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:09:21.000 You're going to bring my fucking artist up now? 1.00

01:09:24.000 Bro, we got to fuck you. 1.00

01:09:26.320 Y'all should bring. 0.99

01:09:27.580 Matter of fact, you should bring the list of contestants in here and do just quick interviews. 0.91

01:09:33.660 Even if it's like fucking quick five-minute. 0.84

01:09:35.600 Just questionnaires. 0.97

01:09:36.660 With each one?

01:09:37.640 Yeah.

01:09:38.040 With each one.

01:09:38.620 It'd be like a five-minute thing.

01:09:39.820 And we'd just bring them all in and just do chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop, chop.

01:09:42.780 And just bring them all in.

01:09:43.900 Long-time swag.

01:09:44.820 I would do it.

01:09:45.240 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:45.800 Dude, I would do it on.

01:09:46.780 Yeah, I could do that next week.

01:09:47.980 No, too much swag.

01:09:49.020 Too much swag.

01:09:49.740 Yeah.

01:09:50.560 Too much swag.

01:09:50.860 Just bring them all in and just ask them how they feel about like, you know.

01:09:53.420 Five minutes.

01:09:54.020 What's going on?

01:09:54.660 Yeah, man, why not?

01:09:56.300 You know, I think they deserve to have a voice, right?

01:09:59.460 Oh, 100%.

01:10:00.200 I agree, man.

01:10:00.760 Even if they didn't win the competition, you know.

01:10:03.260 Yeah, people, yeah, I want to know what's going on.

01:10:05.560 I would love to do it, man.

01:10:06.480 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:06.940 We could even do that next week.

01:10:08.460 Yeah.

01:10:08.900 Seriously.

01:10:09.640 What else do we want to talk about?

01:10:10.840 Oh, I did see an article.

01:10:12.880 Pornhub got canceled.

01:10:14.100 Where was it?

01:10:14.480 Yeah, I tried to go on there yesterday.

01:10:16.080 You did?

01:10:16.400 I tried to go on there yesterday, yesterday night.

01:10:19.400 And, yeah, I couldn't, man.

01:10:21.540 And I'm like.

01:10:22.280 Were you kind of happy you couldn't?

01:10:23.280 In a way, because I had to use imagination at that point.

01:10:28.660 Yeah.

01:10:29.140 And it's like going back to when you were in middle school.

01:10:31.200 Yeah.

01:10:31.300 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:32.300 Takes you back.

01:10:33.040 It took me back.

01:10:33.640 It took me back.

01:10:34.200 But Pornhub is down, man.

01:10:35.440 Yeah.

01:10:36.680 Suspend site in Texas due to state state.

01:10:38.840 Age verification law.

01:10:39.840 Legal experts say a Fifth Circuit decision to uphold part of a Texas law

01:10:43.180 regulating adult entertainment websites

01:10:45.660 conflicts with U.S. Supreme Court precedent regarding minors.

01:10:49.040 Do you ever use imagination?

01:10:51.620 Yeah.

01:10:51.900 I use it a lot more these days, and I'm glad.

01:10:54.160 I think that they should do more of this, bro.

01:10:56.420 Because these kids, there needs to be, you shouldn't be able to sit in a class

01:11:00.480 if you're 13 or 10.

01:11:02.640 And watch it.

01:11:03.400 I just don't think it's good, bro.

01:11:04.720 Yeah.

01:11:04.860 I think you should be able to.

01:11:06.800 Use imagination.

01:11:07.700 Use imagination or bike across town and have to get a little magazine from your boy

01:11:12.800 or whatever.

01:11:13.440 We used to have to go get on the edge of the roof and move that direct TV thing and try 0.55

01:11:19.040 to get a signal to the porn channel.

01:11:23.560 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:24.040 Catching some titties off of Mars or something. 1.00

01:11:26.020 We was catching some shit. 1.00

01:11:28.460 What the fuck? 1.00

01:11:29.780 What? 1.00

01:11:30.180 We were catching some fucking shit from Romania, bro. 1.00

01:11:34.880 If you station that thing, right? 1.00

01:11:37.140 So what would y'all do?

01:11:38.320 Like, so the magazines, I do remember the magazines.

01:11:40.840 My mom used to get these, that was my first time whacking off, was the jet magazines.

01:11:46.280 It was like the ebony, like for like black woman likes to get jet, but in the middle of 1.00

01:11:51.880 the magazine, there's like a swimsuit.

01:11:54.640 Yeah.

01:11:55.920 Pictionary.

01:11:56.280 So there was men in it?

01:11:57.560 No, no, there's no men.

01:11:58.820 Okay.

01:11:59.300 Nah, it was like all like black ebony.

01:12:02.720 Oh, yeah.

01:12:03.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:03.780 Black ebony, like busty models. 0.99

01:12:06.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:07.160 I'm sure you know.

01:12:08.300 What's your like porn search?

01:12:10.400 My porn search is a...

01:12:12.680 Like go-to of all time, like majority of the time, you know, like you just know. 0.99

01:12:19.580 I'll look up usually something just like enjoyable pussy, something like that or something 1.00

01:12:23.080 general. 0.99

01:12:24.880 That's a general, that's so general.

01:12:27.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:28.100 That's just like, oh, anything could be enjoyable pussy. 1.00

01:12:32.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:33.000 Right, but I think...

01:12:33.940 So, oh, it gives you an option.

01:12:35.280 Right.

01:12:35.400 It could be any race, any...

01:12:36.780 Right, so then I'm not stuck into 1K, you know, it's like, oh, but yeah, I've definitely,

01:12:41.920 there's, but I think, yeah, if you can't have that and now, because then I think what happens

01:12:45.980 is now you might start thinking instead of just jerking off, you're going to look at the, 0.70

01:12:50.500 there might, your brain will start being like, oh, I'm attracted to a girl. 0.99

01:12:53.680 Because a lot of times you might be attractive, you just jerk off and then you, next thing 0.95

01:12:57.540 you forget to talk to her and now you don't have a valentine, you know? 0.99

01:13:00.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:01.220 So I think...

01:13:01.840 The thing, the move back in the day was just using the yearbook too.

01:13:04.660 Oh, yeah.

01:13:05.200 Yeah, those, the yearbook days, oh man.

01:13:07.000 Oh, bro, it'd be like one little picture, it looked like somebody had some breasts and 1.00

01:13:10.800 it might even, it could be a flare in the photo. 0.99

01:13:13.280 You'd be like, God damn, Tiffany got them, Tiffany got them fudge rounds, baby. 1.00

01:13:19.940 But see, there was no, there was no options back in the day, so it was like, man, you had 0.98

01:13:23.560 to...

01:13:24.200 But yeah, to be sitting in class, you can look at, I think it's, so I like it.

01:13:28.320 Is that, so that's why they took it away?

01:13:30.120 Yeah.

01:13:30.580 Well, I think they don't want people having it.

01:13:32.480 They don't want children to be able to access it if they're under 18.

01:13:34.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:36.620 Because, you know, they just put the button where you'd be like, are you over 18? 1.00

01:13:39.060 You just click that shit every time. 1.00

01:13:40.280 Oh, that's all you got to do? 1.00

01:13:41.120 Yeah, you just click.

01:13:41.960 I think you had to send an ID in or something.

01:13:43.640 No, no, no, no, no.

01:13:44.340 You just click, okay, yes, I'm over 18.

01:13:46.560 Pornhub, one of the most visited websites in the world, sued Attorney General Ken Paxton

01:13:50.500 last year to block enforcement of a 2023 state law that requires websites that host pornography

01:13:54.580 to institute age verification measures and display health warnings on its pages.

01:13:58.900 I can't believe people would fight against this. 1.00

01:14:02.260 What sick motherfucker is saying, you know what, this 11-year-old needs to be able to 1.00

01:14:08.600 look at this, bro. 1.00

01:14:09.360 It's crazy, bro.

01:14:10.580 We got to get back to having something.

01:14:12.560 I think it's better for people, bro.

01:14:14.480 Yeah.

01:14:15.140 And it's better if you're a father, you know your kid, you know, I think it's like you

01:14:18.740 can only do so much as a parent.

01:14:20.480 Yeah.

01:14:21.680 So, you got any children on the way, bro?

01:14:24.260 Nah, man, I hope not. 1.00

01:14:25.840 Shit. 1.00

01:14:26.640 Any level? 1.00

01:14:26.980 I'll wrap it up, man.

01:14:28.120 Yeah, nah.

01:14:28.580 I just, you know, there's always potentials, man, you know?

01:14:31.800 There's always, like, you know, the one you feel like you find, but then it's, it feels 0.99

01:14:36.020 like it's always something that directs you the other direction where you're like, fuck, 1.00

01:14:39.800 man. 1.00

01:14:40.700 I wish you wouldn't have done that.

01:14:42.900 Like, it's just that one thing, you know? 0.99

01:14:44.900 And it fucks me up, man, because it's hard to find love when you're out here black and 0.99

01:14:48.960 successful and, you know, rich and, you know, popular, famous. 0.99

01:14:55.060 Really?

01:14:55.520 It's tough, huh?

01:14:56.120 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:56.660 It's tough for a brother, man. 0.99

01:14:58.180 Damn, still? 0.99

01:14:58.660 It might be easy for y'all. 0.99

01:14:59.900 Yeah.

01:15:00.180 No, not, I'm saying tough for love.

01:15:02.440 Tough for love. 1.00

01:15:03.060 Not anybody can get some pussy. 1.00

01:15:04.480 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:04.780 Yeah, it's just love, man.

01:15:06.280 It's a hard one to find.

01:15:09.720 You know, there's one right now that I was like.

01:15:13.000 All right.

01:15:13.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:14.520 There's one.

01:15:15.260 Can we talk for a minute?

01:15:19.020 Yeah.

01:15:19.600 Hell, I want to know your name.

01:15:23.680 Yeah, let's go, boy.

01:15:24.500 You feel me?

01:15:25.340 Yeah.

01:15:26.040 I actually brought Roll Tide Willie here.

01:15:30.340 You brought Roll Tide Willie here?

01:15:31.100 I brought Roll Tide Willie here.

01:15:32.640 From the internet?

01:15:32.900 And we also, we have, yes, yes.

01:15:34.400 Dude, my buddy's dad was in the military with him.

01:15:36.940 I swear.

01:15:37.440 Yeah, my buddy's dad was in the military with him.

01:15:39.420 With Roll Tide Willie?

01:15:40.660 Yeah.

01:15:41.500 Yeah, Roll Tide.

01:15:42.780 Yeah, Roll Tide.

01:15:44.760 You wrote that.

01:15:45.580 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:15:46.880 That beer's good.

01:15:48.840 No jokes aside.

01:15:49.760 My friend's dad was in the military with him. 0.99

01:15:52.760 How the fuck do you know this? 0.99

01:15:54.260 He lives in Alabama. 1.00

01:15:55.700 Yeah, my friend's dad is from Alabama. 1.00

01:16:01.660 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:16:02.560 And they were in the military together. 1.00

01:16:03.660 That's fucking crazy. 0.99

01:16:04.580 Yeah, I want to bring him in here. 0.99

01:16:05.700 Let's bring him in, man.

01:16:06.540 Yeah, let's do it.

01:16:07.240 RT Dub, that'd be gang, bro.

01:16:10.380 Roll Tide!

01:16:12.220 Hey! 0.99

01:16:13.060 Yeah!

01:16:13.380 We rolling, Zach?

01:16:14.420 Roll Tide, baby.

01:16:15.260 Roll Tide.

01:16:16.160 Roll Tide.

01:16:17.800 Yeah, man.

01:16:19.160 Brought the legend, man.

01:16:20.320 You know.

01:16:20.880 There he is, Willie.

01:16:22.020 You flew in.

01:16:22.240 How was that flight, bro?

01:16:24.020 Oh, that flight was all right, but it was a long one.

01:16:27.400 I didn't think I was going to ever get here.

01:16:30.080 Yep.

01:16:30.600 Dang, man.

01:16:31.300 The man said, be about 30 minutes.

01:16:33.480 It seemed like we rode for another hour and a half.

01:16:36.100 Yeah.

01:16:36.320 Yeah.

01:16:36.500 Have you flown before, Willie?

01:16:40.280 I flew in a little small jet before, not no big one.

01:16:43.260 What the hell are you doing on a small jet?

01:16:45.260 I worked with a man, and he had a little small jet.

01:16:48.320 Now, you were in the military.

01:16:49.560 Willie, I think you were in the military with my friend's dad.

01:16:51.560 Yeah.

01:16:51.740 He said you went to the military with his dad at one point.

01:16:56.180 Were you in the military?

01:16:56.620 I got to translate to him.

01:16:57.740 It's a certain way.

01:16:58.520 He don't really.

01:16:59.300 Yeah.

01:16:59.760 He was in the military with my friend's dad.

01:17:02.360 So he's saying, you know how you were down there at Roll Tide.

01:17:06.000 Yeah.

01:17:06.460 And, you know, out in Tuscaloosa.

01:17:09.680 Right.

01:17:10.580 You were a Bama boy. 1.00

01:17:11.620 And in the past, you went and you did stuff in the Army.

01:17:16.040 Right.

01:17:16.700 Yeah.

01:17:16.980 He got a buddy that did stuff in the Army with you.

01:17:19.200 Right.

01:17:20.280 What branch was he in?

01:17:22.520 What branch of the Army?

01:17:25.020 He was in the...

01:17:27.160 Oh, you remember him?

01:17:28.100 Yeah.

01:17:28.520 34th Division.

01:17:30.660 34th.

01:17:31.120 34th Division.

01:17:31.840 Yeah.

01:17:32.040 No.

01:17:32.360 You guys were in the 34th Air Force?

01:17:34.480 Yeah.

01:17:34.720 Yeah.

01:17:37.420 You know the guy he's talking about.

01:17:39.160 Just be real.

01:17:39.740 Do you know this guy he's talking about?

01:17:43.020 I know some of them.

01:17:44.740 I think I know him.

01:17:46.080 Yeah.

01:17:46.300 But you were in the military.

01:17:47.540 Do you know how many people were in the military, though?

01:17:49.140 That's kind of odd.

01:17:49.600 A lot of people was in the military.

01:17:51.940 You remember his buddy's dad.

01:17:55.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:56.420 Fuck it. 1.00

01:17:57.120 All right. 1.00

01:17:57.780 Yeah.

01:17:58.020 I'm trying to think if we can bring him up.

01:18:00.800 Pull up.

01:18:01.260 It's the guy right here in the...

01:18:03.740 Yes.

01:18:07.820 You remember him?

01:18:09.240 Yes.

01:18:09.660 I remember seeing him.

01:18:10.660 Yeah.

01:18:11.720 Okay.

01:18:12.020 We hung out a little bit.

01:18:13.940 What'd y'all do in the Army?

01:18:15.880 Don't whatever the hell they told us to do.

01:18:18.040 Yeah.

01:18:18.640 Yeah.

01:18:19.080 I know that's right.

01:18:19.760 Supposed to be.

01:18:20.200 So that's him right there.

01:18:21.100 Oh, he got ripped since y'all got out there.

01:18:23.720 Yeah.

01:18:24.060 No, that's current.

01:18:25.280 Oh, it is?

01:18:25.700 They're the same age.

01:18:26.520 Yeah.

01:18:26.840 Yeah.

01:18:27.480 Wow.

01:18:28.380 That joker is a horse.

01:18:30.680 Yeah.

01:18:31.640 That's unbelievable, man.

01:18:33.040 And what...

01:18:34.000 Were you guys in the Army?

01:18:36.920 Yeah.

01:18:37.460 I told you.

01:18:38.540 Like the...

01:18:38.760 34.

01:18:39.720 34 platoon.

01:18:40.800 Wow.

01:18:41.420 Yeah.

01:18:41.960 And are you Sagittarius?

01:18:43.860 What are you?

01:18:45.800 I'm a...

01:18:46.920 Whatever.

01:18:48.200 Yeah.

01:18:48.700 Sagittarius or...

01:18:49.980 He don't give a piss about nothing.

01:18:51.600 But the tide.

01:18:52.480 I don't give a piss about nothing but the tide.

01:18:54.780 Not the tide.

01:18:55.380 Well, you got to care about Zody, right? 1.00

01:18:57.480 No, I don't care about shit. 1.00

01:18:58.480 I don't care about nothing but the tide. 1.00

01:19:01.160 Nothing but the fucking tide. 0.99

01:19:02.800 I said, I'm a tide man. 1.00

01:19:03.680 I can tell Willie somebody died just now, and he don't give a piss about...

01:19:07.600 Nothing but the tide.

01:19:10.840 Bro, it's a Zodiac.

01:19:12.300 Bro, we wouldn't even be here if it weren't for it.

01:19:14.300 Yeah.

01:19:14.720 Yeah, but see...

01:19:15.920 Oh, okay.

01:19:16.400 Look, they brought you what you needed.

01:19:17.860 But the tide is the greatest football team there is in the world.

01:19:22.100 I agree with you.

01:19:23.680 I agree with you.

01:19:25.880 Now, I'm going to name off a couple other teams.

01:19:28.560 You tell me if they're good or not.

01:19:30.360 All right?

01:19:31.060 All right.

01:19:32.180 Oregon Ducks. 1.00

01:19:33.680 Sucks. 1.00

01:19:35.960 Okay. 1.00

01:19:37.960 TCU Horned Frogs. 1.00

01:19:39.740 They suck. 1.00

01:19:42.380 UGA Bulldogs. 1.00

01:19:44.680 They suck, too. 1.00

01:19:46.300 God damn. 1.00

01:19:46.580 All the Bulldogs are good. 1.00

01:19:48.540 Yeah.

01:19:48.760 Okay.

01:19:49.340 What about this?

01:19:51.420 The Toronto Maple Leafs. 1.00

01:19:54.440 Shit, I ain't never heard of them. 1.00

01:19:56.080 They suck, then. 1.00

01:19:56.800 Yeah, they suck. 1.00

01:19:57.760 They suck, too. 1.00

01:19:58.900 And then one more. 1.00

01:20:00.060 Let me think.

01:20:00.600 Oh, I know about this.

01:20:01.880 What about the Tulane Green Wave? 1.00

01:20:04.380 Oh, they so suck. 1.00

01:20:06.200 Oh, damn. 1.00

01:20:08.400 And the buzzers so enough suck. 1.00

01:20:11.540 That's what we call the Auburn buzzers. 0.99

01:20:14.580 Oh, the Auburn?

01:20:15.340 Yeah.

01:20:16.080 The buzzers?

01:20:16.820 Yeah.

01:20:17.260 The Tigers.

01:20:18.120 Now, what about them Ole Miss Rebels, Willie?

01:20:20.900 Ole Miss Rebels?

01:20:22.480 I ain't got no use for them neither.

01:20:25.160 Praise God.

01:20:26.240 Praise God.

01:20:26.420 And them South Carolina Cocks. 0.98

01:20:28.040 What about them?

01:20:28.400 I ain't got no use for them neither.

01:20:31.080 All right. 0.99

01:20:31.600 Damn. 0.99

01:20:31.760 And my second favorite team after the tie is the Georgia Bulldogs. 0.99

01:20:37.100 I'm going to have one of those with you.

01:20:38.480 Can you grab me one?

01:20:39.320 Yeah.

01:20:39.500 Yeah.

01:20:40.880 Have one, man.

01:20:41.800 You haven't had one in two years.

01:20:43.060 Hey, I ain't drank none of that, no.

01:20:44.520 This is Roll Tide Willie, man.

01:20:46.340 You can smell it.

01:20:47.500 Let me smell one.

01:20:48.000 Go ahead and get that.

01:20:48.880 I ain't took none of that.

01:20:49.640 No, I think I'll get a new one, Willie.

01:20:52.240 I ain't took one.

01:20:53.180 I'll take it.

01:20:53.660 I'll get a new one.

01:20:54.260 And do you remember –

01:20:55.000 Well, I don't blame you on that.

01:20:57.280 Because you'll never know what happens.

01:20:59.280 Willie, let me tell you.

01:21:00.140 I want to find out a little bit about when you were a child.

01:21:02.280 Did you ever have Halloween?

01:21:03.600 Did you guys dress up for Halloween?

01:21:06.980 Yeah, we wore Halloween masks and stuff like that.

01:21:10.540 But sometimes we'd put a brown paper bag over our head and paint it up and cut eyes and

01:21:15.980 all that in.

01:21:16.720 Yeah.

01:21:17.220 Why did you guys do that, though?

01:21:18.900 What is the reason?

01:21:20.100 Because we were so poor and couldn't fold nothing else.

01:21:22.780 Yeah.

01:21:23.020 Yeah.

01:21:23.460 Yeah.

01:21:24.680 And would y'all go trick-or-treating or what?

01:21:27.540 Trick-or-treating and, you know, get us a little candy and all that.

01:21:31.500 Yeah.

01:21:31.820 Yeah.

01:21:32.320 Were black people trick-or-treating around that time?

01:21:34.480 Yeah.

01:21:35.080 It was?

01:21:36.200 When I lived down in Charlotte, we had a lot of black friends.

01:21:39.800 Okay.

01:21:40.180 Oh, yeah.

01:21:41.280 How was that for you?

01:21:43.120 Best friends I had.

01:21:44.900 Yeah.

01:21:45.640 Why?

01:21:47.420 Because they was always there for me.

01:21:49.640 Yeah.

01:21:50.180 And I was there for them.

01:21:51.540 I told you, Dale.

01:21:52.240 I said, a brother's always, he's never going to expire.

01:21:54.940 Hey, I used to get in the-

01:21:56.600 Black don't crack.

01:21:57.640 I used to get in a fight and go over here and be wanting to fight. 0.99

01:22:01.500 He was black, you know, but he'll come over there, he'll tell the other black boy, 0.94

01:22:05.700 you ain't messing with him now. 0.99

01:22:07.240 Yeah, yeah. 0.95

01:22:07.880 He said, if you go fight him, I'm going to whoop you. 0.78

01:22:10.740 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:10.960 You see the way they talk, they say, the black boy, that black boy.

01:22:13.980 But see, that's from back in the day.

01:22:15.580 Yeah, it's old stuff.

01:22:16.300 That's just what he knows, though.

01:22:17.720 Yeah.

01:22:19.020 What's the blackest somebody can be? 0.97

01:22:21.260 What's the blackest somebody can be, Drewski and- 1.00

01:22:24.360 Oh, in my terms.

01:22:26.320 Who's the-

01:22:26.880 Is there the blackest guy?

01:22:28.260 Do you guys know him? 0.81

01:22:29.040 Well, my homies.

01:22:31.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:31.820 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:22:33.700 That's probably the blackest guy he knows right there. 1.00

01:22:36.300 Right. 0.87

01:22:36.580 He's got dreads.

01:22:37.260 Anybody with dreads around-

01:22:38.280 Right, right.

01:22:39.140 See that?

01:22:39.600 That's Uzi Vo, right?

01:22:40.320 That is my man right there.

01:22:42.000 Yep.

01:22:42.220 Who is that?

01:22:43.280 That is Hollywood, Ryan Williams.

01:22:46.920 Amen.

01:22:47.600 Yeah.

01:22:48.660 We call him Hollywood.

01:22:50.260 Yeah.

01:22:50.760 Gang, he's a nice guy?

01:22:52.320 Oh, man, he's number one wide receiver for Alabama.

01:22:55.600 Yeah.

01:22:55.880 Let's go, yeah.

01:22:56.820 About nothing but the tide.

01:22:58.460 Blitz, Bama Blitz, baby. 0.74

01:23:00.300 And now, what about your first girlfriend ever, Willie?

01:23:04.500 Who was it?

01:23:07.300 I don't think Willie's memory.

01:23:08.940 I don't remember no first girlfriend.

01:23:11.140 Yeah.

01:23:11.760 What about the most recent one currently?

01:23:13.820 Like, what was your last wife, girlfriend that you recently-

01:23:15.860 I ain't had no wife.

01:23:17.140 I ain't had a girlfriend in 20 years.

01:23:19.400 Oh. 1.00

01:23:19.720 Damn. 0.99

01:23:20.300 But wouldn't you want some love? 1.00

01:23:21.420 I'd like to be married.

01:23:22.260 I'm not married.

01:23:22.680 Oh, yeah.

01:23:22.860 I'd love to have some love, but there ain't none around where I live.

01:23:25.980 Yeah.

01:23:26.160 Oh, yeah.

01:23:26.980 What is the women like around there? 1.00

01:23:29.920 They all eat a mad or- 0.93

01:23:31.920 No drugs?

01:23:33.340 Yeah.

01:23:33.980 You don't like no drugs.

01:23:35.380 I don't like no drugs.

01:23:36.540 I don't do drugs.

01:23:38.320 You ever been off-

01:23:40.540 Fet?

01:23:41.860 Ever fentanyl?

01:23:43.260 Fetanyl.

01:23:43.780 Uh-uh.

01:23:44.180 I ain't never food with no drugs.

01:23:47.740 This is my only drug.

01:23:49.640 Miller Lite.

01:23:50.640 Amen.

01:23:51.900 And I think you're a-

01:23:52.720 Are you not a Sagittarius?

01:23:53.680 It doesn't matter, you said.

01:23:55.080 Well, I was born in December, so I reckon I'm a Sagittarius.

01:23:58.420 I reckon that's right.

01:23:58.960 Yeah, you are.

01:23:59.780 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:24:00.940 Damn, brother. 0.99

01:24:02.440 They got a lot of Sagittarius. 0.99

01:24:03.800 Dude, I thought I, you know, surprised you for your birthday.

01:24:06.840 I thought it was his birthday.

01:24:08.100 I didn't know-

01:24:08.700 Well, well, I didn't know that.

01:24:11.080 I knew.

01:24:11.400 He told me-

01:24:11.860 Bro, he think we all got the same birthday.

01:24:13.800 Yeah.

01:24:14.600 I assumed it was yours, Willie.

01:24:16.880 You know, it's their country.

01:24:18.740 Now, Willie, what would it take to get you to cheer for another team?

01:24:21.980 That is a question I would like to know, man.

01:24:24.520 Never.

01:24:25.180 What amount of money would it take?

01:24:27.720 Couldn't take no money.

01:24:29.540 I'm a diehard and tied fan. 0.97

01:24:30.720 Well, what amount of puss would it take for you? 1.00

01:24:33.300 No puss or nothing. 0.99

01:24:35.220 I'm a diehard and tied fan.

01:24:36.540 Now, what if a woman came, and I'm talking a lady came over from Texas A&M. 1.00

01:24:43.300 Hold on.

01:24:43.640 I'm talking a lady rides up in a Corvette, Willie. 1.00

01:24:46.780 What do tits look like? 1.00

01:24:47.460 With some of that fucking, that real, that real, she got some titties, look like two angry 1.00

01:24:53.500 dogs trying to chew on your cock. 1.00

01:24:57.140 All the tied women- 1.00

01:24:57.720 And tell me this, she got that cooter on her, that Aggie. 0.99

01:25:01.160 Yeah, but I seen some of them at the airport.

01:25:05.080 Yeah, baby.

01:25:06.540 And what do you-

01:25:07.500 Oh, man, did some of them have one.

01:25:10.320 God almighty.

01:25:12.100 Praise God, baby.

01:25:13.600 Had one now that'll choke a mule. 1.00

01:25:16.240 Yeah, baby, that's what I'm talking about. 1.00

01:25:19.500 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:25:20.560 Now, would I have to choke some of that? 1.00

01:25:22.620 Not no, but hell yeah.

01:25:24.940 Oh, man.

01:25:25.600 He folded, so it don't matter.

01:25:28.380 It don't take too much to get you to switch teams. 1.00

01:25:30.920 Damn, bro. 0.99

01:25:31.700 It had nothing to do with money. 1.00

01:25:34.060 It was just the Texas, just the blonde Texas A&M. 0.95

01:25:37.680 Get you a little sip of that beer.

01:25:38.960 How's that beer, Willie?

01:25:39.740 Oh, that beer's good, but see, but ain't nothing gonna make me leave the tied, though.

01:25:45.340 Really?

01:25:45.640 Nothing.

01:25:46.140 Nothing.

01:25:46.900 I respect that man.

01:25:48.100 He's a man with good-

01:25:49.960 Bruce, he'll tell you, I'm a true tied man.

01:25:52.220 Yeah.

01:25:52.500 Now, how do you feel about-

01:25:53.640 He'll die a tied man. 0.93

01:25:54.540 And how do you feel about Coach Saban leaving?

01:25:58.220 Oh, man, I cried when he announced-

01:26:00.140 Did you really?

01:26:00.740 Yeah.

01:26:01.120 Yeah.

01:26:01.480 My step-cousin cried.

01:26:02.980 I cried, and I still even choke up by even time I think about it.

01:26:07.360 Yeah.

01:26:07.840 Have you talked to him since he quit?

01:26:09.840 No, I ain't talked to him.

01:26:11.020 I'm hoping to get to meet him and get to talk to him.

01:26:14.820 You're gonna convince him to go back, huh?

01:26:16.760 Hell yeah.

01:26:17.760 Hell, I need my coach.

01:26:19.420 Amen.

01:26:19.680 But I think we're in good hands with the other coach.

01:26:23.560 Yeah.

01:26:23.780 Yeah, you gotta say that, though.

01:26:25.460 Yeah, well, I gotta support him.

01:26:27.260 He's our coach.

01:26:28.120 Of course.

01:26:28.760 Yeah.

01:26:29.200 And I'm gonna support him 100%.

01:26:31.600 Yeah.

01:26:32.420 And we gotta get a man. 1.00

01:26:33.520 He's been a winner everywhere he's been.

01:26:35.520 And we gotta get-

01:26:36.520 Roll tied.

01:26:37.600 Roll tied.

01:26:38.400 We don't give up.

01:26:39.100 Roll tied, roll.

01:26:39.880 Nothing but the tie.

01:26:40.800 Hey, look, if you don't respect Nick Saban, everybody respects Nick Saban.

01:26:43.740 Everybody, everybody.

01:26:44.280 Everybody respects the program.

01:26:45.840 You have to respect it.

01:26:47.240 That's the thing.

01:26:48.180 There's not a part of me that ever has been unrespectful of the program, man.

01:26:52.200 But let me think about this.

01:26:54.480 Do you, would you ever go back into the military if there were a war?

01:26:59.940 No, I'm too old now.

01:27:01.300 Uh-uh.

01:27:02.420 You're never too old.

01:27:03.800 If they'll let me go out of it.

01:27:04.880 Well, you probably could be a cook in the Army now. 1.00

01:27:08.600 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:27:09.140 They move you down. 1.00

01:27:09.920 Shit, I don't want to be no cook. 1.00

01:27:11.180 I want to go out there with actioners. 1.00

01:27:13.300 Hell yeah, baby. 0.96

01:27:14.140 I want you on the front line, baby.

01:27:16.240 Would you trust Willie on the front line?

01:27:18.100 Hell yeah, baby. 0.96

01:27:19.180 Hell yeah, I'll be out there.

01:27:20.520 Bless you, baby.

01:27:21.440 Bless you.

01:27:22.300 Yeah, baby. 0.99

01:27:24.140 Dude, I'd fucking get, I'd hire Willie before I get a damn ring camera, dude. 0.99

01:27:27.780 Are you kidding? 1.00

01:27:28.480 Fuck. 1.00

01:27:29.240 God damn. 1.00

01:27:30.160 I might need to switch seats, man. 1.00

01:27:31.620 No, you're going to be fine.

01:27:32.600 Maybe he's just pulling up.

01:27:33.600 That's that Jesus spirit right there jumping out of his body.

01:27:37.920 Now, Willie, what religion were you guys raised, brother?

01:27:42.100 Uh, we was Christian.

01:27:44.560 Yep.

01:27:45.220 Okay.

01:27:45.960 Nah, that's what's up.

01:27:47.500 That's what's up.

01:27:47.960 You know, I'm Catholic.

01:27:49.340 Well, there ain't nothing wrong with that, man.

01:27:50.880 That's good.

01:27:51.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:27:51.920 I grew up Catholic.

01:27:52.740 I grew up Catholic, man.

01:27:53.800 That's a part of Christianity.

01:27:55.300 Right.

01:27:56.020 And, you know, as long as you believe in the right thing, that's all that counts.

01:28:00.120 What'd you grow up?

01:28:01.000 Me?

01:28:01.480 Yeah.

01:28:01.680 We was Seventh Baptist, I think.

01:28:04.140 Seventh Baptist. 0.73

01:28:04.600 Okay.

01:28:05.280 What is the difference?

01:28:06.100 I thought it was just Baptist.

01:28:07.900 No, there's different layers of it, I think.

01:28:11.840 Well, you know, you got different layers.

01:28:13.680 You got the, uh, uh, the, them, uh, what do they call them?

01:28:17.360 Uh, uh, uh, uh, Somolians or. 0.99

01:28:21.140 Somolians? 0.99

01:28:21.700 Yeah.

01:28:22.240 Yeah.

01:28:22.600 No, I think that's a race.

01:28:24.380 Muslims.

01:28:25.160 Yeah.

01:28:25.400 Yeah, Muslims.

01:28:26.200 Oh, okay.

01:28:26.720 Yeah.

01:28:26.940 Slims, we call them. 1.00

01:28:28.080 Yeah.

01:28:28.400 Yeah.

01:28:28.740 Yeah.

01:28:29.660 He got some new teeth, too.

01:28:31.000 Did you?

01:28:31.880 Yeah, show them.

01:28:32.660 Yeah.

01:28:33.140 God dang.

01:28:34.040 Dang.

01:28:34.460 Really, boy.

01:28:35.340 Yeah.

01:28:36.260 Bro, you got that, you got rid of that nickel defense you was carrying, huh?

01:28:39.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:28:41.020 Damn, boy. 1.00

01:28:43.540 Look at him right there. 1.00

01:28:44.500 He didn't, no, he actually didn't have anything.

01:28:46.380 Wow.

01:28:46.540 He was, yeah.

01:28:47.320 He didn't have nothing right there.

01:28:49.000 Yeah.

01:28:49.740 It was gum, straight gums there.

01:28:51.700 Straight gums there.

01:28:52.920 Yeah.

01:28:53.100 And you feel different now, or how do you feel?

01:28:54.920 Oh, I feel great.

01:28:55.900 Oh, he's blessed.

01:28:56.380 Yeah, I can gnaw through a cement brick now.

01:29:00.360 Hell, yeah.

01:29:01.740 Eat anything I want to eat.

01:29:03.460 Let's go, baby.

01:29:04.740 Even some coochie. 0.94

01:29:05.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:07.000 Wow.

01:29:07.860 I can gnaw the hell. 0.60

01:29:10.480 Willie. 0.83

01:29:12.200 Willie giving a fade to some brother.

01:29:15.080 Everything's possible, bro.

01:29:17.740 Wow.

01:29:18.360 The world is your oyster.

01:29:20.300 It's changing, man.

01:29:21.240 Willie, what do you think, what do you think the future is for the Tide this year with

01:29:25.940 the new coach?

01:29:26.600 What do you predict?

01:29:28.320 I figure we're going to be in the playoffs.

01:29:30.720 Amen.

01:29:31.320 Yeah.

01:29:32.420 I know we're going to lose some games, but we will make it in the playoffs.

01:29:36.820 Yeah.

01:29:37.420 And probably going to have a shot at the title.

01:29:40.620 Yeah.

01:29:41.300 Well, very fair.

01:29:43.860 It got me again.

01:29:45.520 Yeah, baby.

01:29:46.140 That's free.

01:29:46.640 That's free water.

01:29:47.080 That's free, baby.

01:29:48.000 Yeah, that's free.

01:29:49.020 It keep coming.

01:29:49.700 And it's another blessing.

01:29:51.680 You know, I ain't going to put my Tide down.

01:29:54.160 We going to be there.

01:29:55.140 Yeah.

01:29:55.460 Yeah.

01:29:55.960 Well, look, y'all been there every time, man.

01:29:57.320 I'm going to be blind before I get out of here.

01:30:00.780 Y'all been there every time, Willie.

01:30:02.580 Wow.

01:30:03.540 All right, buddy?

01:30:04.260 Yeah, I'm good, man.

01:30:04.980 Yeah, you're doing good.

01:30:06.180 And what about children, Willie?

01:30:07.460 Any children in the future for you?

01:30:10.780 If I ain't find a woman?

01:30:12.400 In the future.

01:30:13.880 It's crazy.

01:30:15.060 You give me one of them.

01:30:16.140 Yeah.

01:30:16.240 If one of them women I find over there died of Texas on that airplane. 1.00

01:30:21.260 That Texas A&M.

01:30:22.760 I'll take one of them.

01:30:25.240 Pull up another one of the, what school would you say out there?

01:30:29.220 Yeah.

01:30:29.460 You did Texas A&M girls? 0.99

01:30:31.480 No, these girls on the airplane from Texas.

01:30:34.740 Oh, yeah.

01:30:35.520 I thought it was, yeah.

01:30:36.960 They got some beautiful women from there. 1.00

01:30:38.480 Yeah, Texas.

01:30:39.420 We got to find you a good woman out there, Willie. 0.97

01:30:42.040 Oh, you need to find me.

01:30:43.160 Oh, look at that.

01:30:43.900 Would I take this? 1.00

01:30:44.880 God damn it. 0.99

01:30:45.680 You said, but you don't like LSU, though. 0.99

01:30:48.280 Well, hell, I don't like LSU, but I like the girl. 0.99

01:30:52.200 Yep.

01:30:52.840 My God, boy.

01:30:53.480 Hey, she pulled for LSU, and when I'm, hey, going with her, I'll say nothing.

01:30:58.940 Pull up some sisters for them. 1.00

01:31:00.140 Pull up some sisters for them. 1.00

01:31:02.420 Some black sisters, some ebony. 0.97

01:31:04.080 Type in ebony. 0.86

01:31:06.420 Ebony hot chicks. 0.98

01:31:10.000 Oh, there we go.

01:31:11.080 Oh, man.

01:31:11.900 We got some.

01:31:12.600 Oh, yeah.

01:31:13.660 Yeah.

01:31:13.920 Now, that's a sister.

01:31:15.580 I know it's a sister, and she can be my wife. 0.98

01:31:20.120 Hell, yeah.

01:31:20.680 That Cadbury, huh?

01:31:22.020 Yeah.

01:31:22.460 You trying to get you a little bit of that Cadbury, ain't you?

01:31:24.600 Yeah.

01:31:25.060 He wants some yams.

01:31:26.580 Yeah.

01:31:27.040 Hey, we got some pretty ones around there where we live. 0.79

01:31:30.920 Oh, yeah.

01:31:31.560 That's what I'm talking about.

01:31:32.300 They all fast.

01:31:32.600 Yeah.

01:31:32.940 Get you something with some side items, baby.

01:31:35.400 Oh, man. 1.00

01:31:36.260 God damn, boy. 1.00

01:31:37.440 Look at the hot. 1.00

01:31:38.120 God damn, buddy. 1.00

01:31:40.160 Oh, Lord. 1.00

01:31:41.060 Help me, Jesus.

01:31:42.020 Oh, Lord.

01:31:43.100 Oh, my God, boy.

01:31:45.760 I'm about to remodel my pants, bro.

01:31:47.160 You know who that is.

01:31:48.980 That's Nicki Minaj.

01:31:50.200 Is it really?

01:31:51.040 Yeah, but she could be right over here. 0.99

01:31:53.780 Live with me tonight.

01:31:56.800 Okay.

01:31:57.280 I didn't know you like sisters, man.

01:31:58.720 Yeah, man.

01:31:59.800 You didn't know that.

01:32:00.560 I didn't know you like sisters. 1.00

01:32:01.840 You know that shit. 1.00

01:32:02.660 Ooh, woo. 1.00

01:32:03.420 God damn. 1.00

01:32:04.560 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:04.840 Yeah.

01:32:05.600 My God, boy.

01:32:06.640 Good God Almighty.

01:32:08.060 I might need to hire another tongue, baby. 1.00

01:32:09.800 That's a fried chicken. 0.98

01:32:11.260 Shoot, man. 0.99

01:32:12.040 My Lord. 1.00

01:32:13.380 They could cook, too.

01:32:14.680 Yeah, I need about four tongues. 1.00

01:32:16.460 Yeah.

01:32:17.200 I'm saying, boy.

01:32:18.780 I'm going to get me some.

01:32:19.580 Yeah, they can cook. 0.99

01:32:20.580 Now, can't nobody cook like they can.

01:32:22.760 Oh, man. 0.89

01:32:23.640 Well, they is crazy. 0.96

01:32:25.620 Well, it's true, though.

01:32:26.980 It's just, well, I'm just saying.

01:32:29.080 If I'm going to be the guy to say it.

01:32:30.860 We need you.

01:32:31.440 Like they can.

01:32:31.560 What about some Asian women? 1.00

01:32:32.720 You like your Asian women or no, Willie? 0.99

01:32:35.820 You into Asian women? 0.99

01:32:37.300 I go for all of them.

01:32:38.300 That's what I'm talking about, man.

01:32:40.360 That's what I'm talking about.

01:32:41.780 It never ends, Willie.

01:32:43.660 Hey, you don't curl them until you try them.

01:32:46.260 That's it.

01:32:47.680 That's it.

01:32:48.280 We're having open casting, baby.

01:32:50.540 Willie, anybody can try out, man.

01:32:52.580 You running a combine.

01:32:53.400 What's your favorite of all races with women?

01:32:58.260 All right.

01:32:59.440 Ain't no matter.

01:33:00.240 It don't matter.

01:33:00.740 He just hit copy, paste, delete just now. 0.94

01:33:03.060 He just fucking deleted everything that he did. 0.91

01:33:06.100 No, he don't mind. 0.99

01:33:06.680 He don't care, baby.

01:33:08.200 He don't care.

01:33:09.920 I don't care. 1.00

01:33:10.860 Fuck. 1.00

01:33:11.380 Willie, what else, man? 1.00

01:33:12.460 What else is new in your life right now?

01:33:14.160 You got a new grill.

01:33:15.260 You're flying across the country.

01:33:16.580 You're doing big things, man.

01:33:18.220 No, that's all that's going on.

01:33:20.620 Yeah?

01:33:22.300 And what about locally?

01:33:23.400 Hold on.

01:33:24.380 They got them a new house out there in Bama.

01:33:26.520 Yeah.

01:33:27.100 They had a fork.

01:33:29.540 They had, like, a house on wheels.

01:33:32.980 Oh, really?

01:33:33.440 That they moved.

01:33:34.000 It was in the backyard.

01:33:35.600 Yeah.

01:33:35.920 It was a trailer.

01:33:36.340 Yeah, it was like a...

01:33:37.300 No, it wasn't really a trailer.

01:33:38.700 It was a...

01:33:39.760 Like a storage shed.

01:33:41.480 Yeah, like a tool shed.

01:33:42.940 Yeah, and we turned it into a house.

01:33:46.040 Oh, nice.

01:33:46.800 Congratulations, man.

01:33:47.820 You staying in there already?

01:33:48.760 No, we ain't got to do it yet, because we've been so busy.

01:33:52.200 A lot of new things going on for you, huh?

01:33:54.220 Yeah, because we're constantly rolling, going here and there and here and there.

01:33:58.200 Rolling like the tide, baby.

01:33:59.620 Rolling like the tide.

01:34:01.100 Wow.

01:34:01.980 Well, it's a blessing, man.

01:34:03.200 You ever seen Forrest Gump?

01:34:05.880 He played for the tide.

01:34:07.520 No, I didn't see Forrest Gump.

01:34:10.100 You got to see it.

01:34:10.900 Yeah.

01:34:11.300 You got to see Forrest Gump.

01:34:12.080 How do you know it?

01:34:12.680 I mean, I seen the movie.

01:34:14.400 Yeah.

01:34:14.880 Yeah.

01:34:15.140 Forrest Gump.

01:34:15.800 Y'all seen it like five times.

01:34:18.160 Oh, hell yeah.

01:34:19.080 I knew you, definitely.

01:34:21.500 Run, Forrest, run!

01:34:23.060 That's what I'm talking about.

01:34:26.100 And he did.

01:34:27.100 I say that, man.

01:34:28.720 They can't stop Forrest, bro.

01:34:30.300 And they can't stop him spitting, man.

01:34:32.160 I'm moving out the seat.

01:34:33.460 Can we switch seats?

01:34:34.440 How you chilling, man?

01:34:35.360 Can we switch seats?

01:34:37.140 They can't stop Forrest, bro.

01:34:39.020 That's them new TV just get breaking them in, bro.

01:34:41.580 Chill, bro.

01:34:42.520 Run, Forrest, run!

01:34:43.980 And he run so fast, he broke them ankle, the braces he had on him.

01:34:48.460 Yeah.

01:34:48.780 Yeah, yeah.

01:34:49.460 He ran right out of polio, man, different times.

01:34:53.160 Willie, God, I'd love to see Andruski's new house.

01:34:58.160 Yeah.

01:34:58.760 I think, I think, Roll Tide Willie, we're going to have you in Could Have Been House season

01:35:01.680 two.

01:35:02.800 All right.

01:35:03.320 Yeah.

01:35:03.840 You do any music ever?

01:35:06.920 Sing a song that you may know, I feel like, that's like inspired by Bama, like back where you're

01:35:12.200 at.

01:35:12.620 I feel like, because you were going to sing it when we were shooting the skit, we didn't

01:35:15.620 get a chance to.

01:35:17.120 Oh, that's Sweet Home Alabama. 0.99

01:35:18.640 Yeah.

01:35:19.240 Let's hear Sweet Home Alabama, because, you know, he got to be able to compete in the house.

01:35:22.000 We can bring the words up if you want.

01:35:23.640 Yeah.

01:35:24.420 Yeah, you have to do that.

01:35:25.640 You know, that's better that way.

01:35:26.860 Yeah, right there.

01:35:28.060 Sweet Home Alabama, Lord, I'm coming home to you.

01:35:32.480 Yeah.

01:35:32.720 And then, where I know.

01:35:36.320 Where the skies are so blue.

01:35:37.260 So blue.

01:35:37.960 Yeah.

01:35:39.700 Yeah.

01:35:40.360 And then he go, Roll Tide Roll.

01:35:42.600 That's it, baby.

01:35:43.760 All right.

01:35:44.240 Yeah.

01:35:44.520 You got you?

01:35:45.340 Yeah.

01:35:45.580 We're going to end this one.

01:35:46.560 All right.

01:35:47.000 We might have to shut it down.

01:35:48.420 Willie, we love you, man.

01:35:50.000 I love you, man.

01:35:50.900 Love you, too.

01:35:51.860 Yes, sir.

01:35:52.440 Thank y'all for having me.

01:35:53.720 Yes, sir.

01:35:54.060 You're welcome.

01:35:54.360 You're always welcome here.

01:35:55.440 And I hope to see you in Nashville sometime.

01:35:57.060 I want to come down to a U of A game and have you go over there with you.

01:36:01.520 I'm going to just do the rest of it.

01:36:02.900 Hey, we'll love that.

01:36:04.260 Yes, sir, Willie.

01:36:05.440 All right.

01:36:05.920 Yep.

01:36:06.300 All right, man.

01:36:07.140 We'll be good, baby.

01:36:08.160 Praise God.

01:36:09.380 Blitz by my blitz.

01:36:10.520 Blitz by my blitz.

01:36:11.740 Roll Tide.

01:36:13.020 Roll Tide.

01:36:14.420 Roll Tide.

01:36:15.380 Don't give a piss of my day, but it's high.

01:36:19.440 Thank you, Willie.

01:36:20.460 Love you, Willie.

01:36:21.160 Thank you, man.

01:36:21.740 What's up?

01:36:22.320 Yeah, we coming out.

01:36:23.840 Man, that's so awesome, dude.

01:36:25.000 Thank you, bro.

01:36:25.880 Yeah.

01:36:26.900 Dude, that's so cool, man.

01:36:27.760 Great guy, man.

01:36:29.040 Oh, a legend, man. 0.99

01:36:29.960 Fucking Roll Tide, Willie. 0.99

01:36:31.520 Nobody like him. 0.99

01:36:32.680 Yeah.

01:36:33.140 You can't really find too many people like him.

01:36:35.180 One of a kind, bro.

01:36:36.520 He's kind of like the white flavor Flav.

01:36:40.580 Yeah.

01:36:41.400 That's a great description.

01:36:43.020 You know?

01:36:43.380 Yeah.

01:36:43.880 He really is.

01:36:45.480 You're not going to ever see anybody like that ever again.

01:36:48.360 Uh-uh.

01:36:48.800 They don't make more than one of them, man.

01:36:51.220 I appreciate you bringing them in.

01:36:53.160 And, Drew, thanks for coming through, man.

01:36:55.020 Yes, man.

01:36:56.400 You know I love coming on here, man.

01:36:57.900 Yeah, we got to find something cool to shoot, man.

01:36:59.560 Hey, man.

01:37:00.460 Soon, soon.

01:37:01.000 Game show, a movie, Cops and Robbers or something.

01:37:03.400 Yeah.

01:37:03.860 Yeah.

01:37:04.940 You know, the fans want it, though.

01:37:06.520 But anytime we ever linked up, they love it, man.

01:37:08.840 So it's like, yeah.

01:37:09.900 Well, you're so funny, dude.

01:37:11.160 Thank you.

01:37:11.620 Same to you, man.

01:37:11.940 I really feel lucky to get to be in your world sometimes, and all your boys.

01:37:15.120 Definitely.

01:37:15.580 They talk about how talented you are all the time, too.

01:37:18.140 We all do, man. 0.98

01:37:18.900 It's ridiculous. 0.98

01:37:19.700 You're so fast on your feet. 1.00

01:37:21.420 We don't know how to fuck. 1.00

01:37:22.400 Your brain is, like, unlike anybody else, man. 1.00

01:37:24.940 Well, thanks, bro.

01:37:26.100 Thanks for coming through, dude.

01:37:27.500 Cheers.

01:37:27.740 Oh, you won.

01:37:28.340 Yeah, cheers, baby. 0.99

01:37:29.380 Nothing but the tide.

01:37:30.360 Love you, brother.

01:37:31.160 Roll tide!

01:37:32.740 Ain't nothing but the tide!

01:37:35.560 Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves.

01:37:41.140 I must be cornerstone.

01:37:46.380 Oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this peace of mind.

01:37:51.200 And I found I can feel it in my bones.

01:37:56.320 But it's gonna take...

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 19, 2024

E489 Druski

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