This Past Weekend with Theo Von - March 26, 2024


E490 Brittany Broski


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2 hours and 20 minutes

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25,765

Sentence count

27

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Misogyny

70

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Toxicity

280

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Hate speech

138

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Summary

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Brittany Broski is a comedian, content creator, and all-around great human being. She is one of the funniest people I've ever met and I'm so thankful to spend time with her today.

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00:00:56.320 for planned features and network management details today's guest has her own podcast the broski
00:01:02.480 report uh she's a comedian uh a content creator whatever that term means and um and she is 0.60
00:01:11.680 one of a kind i'm thankful to spend time with her today miss brittany broski
00:01:24.480 good to see you brittany broski thanks for coming this is a dream mr von oh that's sweet of you to say
00:01:51.440 that uh yeah what's going on how's your day going man uh i've been up since like seven really on a
00:01:59.040 podcast tour today are you yeah i did um do you know cody co he's a youtuber yes yeah yeah i know who
00:02:05.280 he is white guy he's in the white guy network the funny white guy network uh yeah wgn that's him
00:02:10.800 you got the wgn yeah i filmed with him this morning oh that's great huh i was podcasting a lot i've got my
00:02:16.000 own podcast as well yep the broski report you got it yeah yeah yeah yeah i was watching a clip of uh
00:02:22.560 i was watching an episode actually and you're singing you were like you're like a um
00:02:31.200 singer thanks that's nice yeah that celine dion song
00:02:35.040 oh that's it yeah it was so good like is that yeah did you have that skill like um
00:02:43.440 um so yeah for some audience that doesn't know like yeah you i know you're from texas i am from
00:02:49.360 texas right and i know you're extremely funny thank you so much yeah um some of your stuff like the
00:02:56.000 stuff where you're like in bed and like um on the toilet yeah i'm like on secret brittany i guess is the
00:03:02.480 one you do not follow my account uh is that yours yes yeah oh i'll freak out so i like secret brittany
00:03:09.520 and the yeah just the it's just so i think it's called aggravated mental illness okay that's kind
00:03:20.800 of i think the medical term is that what it feels like it's what it feels like yeah yeah it's kind of
00:03:25.760 like you remember when they used to tour circuses of people oh yeah you mean like the um the specialty
00:03:32.240 guy like this lady like can catch her ovary in her mouth or whatever bearded woman i feel like 1.00
00:03:37.600 bearded woman sometimes like look but it's me filming it being like check this that's how i feel
00:03:43.920 sometimes you know yeah sometimes it is weird because you're the subject and the director exactly yeah
00:03:50.800 that's interesting it's like found footage yeah of yourself so yeah my brother called me that he's
00:03:57.280 like man i watch this video and it just this old comedy video you just made me damn tear up and like
00:04:03.280 i don't know what he's talking about it's like a clip somebody made or something yeah i'm like trying 0.73
00:04:08.560 to fucking get some chick-fil-a i'm like oh i hate that when you're having a sentimental moment you have 0.98
00:04:12.720 to roll down the window to tell the chick-fil-a person what you want yep you're like one second yeah let 0.99
00:04:17.600 me get a six-piece grilled you ever tried their grilled nuggets delicious really yeah i would recommend you
00:04:24.960 you know there's supposed to be a secret menu at uh mcdonald's have you heard about that
00:04:30.160 yeah i'm not in the secret menu club can you look up some of these secret items that they have over
00:04:35.840 there is this like you mean like seasonal oh what is this yeah you can add an egg to your burger now
00:04:42.960 what do we think is in a mcdonald's egg probably not any egg i mean yeah i don't yeah it's probably
00:04:51.120 mostly it's got to be have some egg in it huh yeah i wonder if you raise a mcdonald's egg to
00:04:57.280 completion yeah is that the term okay from fertilization to burger right from when grimace
00:05:06.160 and whoever who's the the um can you look up who's the racist mcdonald's guy isn't it the irish one
00:05:13.180 uh you know about this lore the like seamus oh something oh hannigan he's like this uh forbidden
00:05:19.480 mcdonald's character that's like a raging uh he like fights for the ira or something like that oh
00:05:24.640 he does but it's like made up for the irish republican army oh that's who it is huh oh irish central here
00:05:31.780 we go oh yeah irish central who was uncle o grimace and was he really in the ira wow so this is a real
00:05:40.920 how the 1970s shamrock shake toting mcdonald's mascot uncle o grimace uncle he diddled somebody
00:05:48.440 gotten mixed up with the ira they used to have some really intense storylines before america was
00:05:55.020 like we can't handle this yeah we need to lock this down um with saint patrick's day season upon us
00:06:00.840 oh the the legend of uncle o grimace as well as his cringy green shamrock vest and diddly
00:06:06.420 diddly eye accent diddly lives on in youtube thanks in part to the u.s based non-profit
00:06:12.240 tc media now is there a video no way here we go mcdonald's shamrock shakes
00:06:17.420 everything looks green green butterfly i'm green footprints uncle o grimace
00:06:25.420 hello boys i'm back and i'm painting everything green to match me shamrock shakes
00:06:31.560 shamrock shakes are back yummy let's celebrate at mcdonald's
00:06:36.240 they just have guns oh so they're trying to bring a new character and i guess it just didn't
00:06:48.920 stick huh i guess not i do love how these character shapes are just kind of nut sacky in general
00:06:55.440 they were both kind of nut shaped yeah you know yeah i think they want to give you a like a
00:07:02.420 comfortable like hey you could look like this this is the ideal male form
00:07:10.260 keep coming here yes you could look you could be one of us yeah what happened to that uncle o
00:07:20.160 sharnin if you look it up brother yeah i just wanted i do want us to get to the end of what
00:07:27.220 actually happened yeah i don't know how his story ends here we go introduced the new mascot uncle
00:07:32.340 o grimace in 1975 the irish uncle of the purple mascot grimace oh he was an actual uncle they're
00:07:37.760 related they did a 23 and me they did a bloodline oh my god i couldn't imagine being related to that
00:07:46.600 guy would travel from ireland each year bringing shamrock shakes to mcdonald land uncle of grimace
00:07:52.500 he was quietly phased out of mcdonald's marketing after a few years due in part two an alleged
00:07:56.720 incident in philly in philadelphia it always happens in philly in 1978 where the person portraying him
00:08:04.620 scroll up please uh made statements in support of the ira and that british soldiers were better
00:08:11.080 dead than alive wow that is crazy so that's just some typical irish banter though what do you expect
00:08:18.100 out of a guy like him uh if you're expecting anything other than just patriotism you're wrong 0.93
00:08:25.740 yeah if you're expecting anything first of all this guy's obviously some lactose junk i don't want to 0.94
00:08:31.760 fucking put him on blast but he obviously uh big on milk big milk guy to bring a 0.95
00:08:39.760 bag of milk or a yeah bunch of milk from a nut from ireland yeah you brought your foreign milk 1.00
00:08:46.240 into our country get that shit out of my face dude uh yeah that kind of blows me away uncle 0.99
00:08:51.900 o grimace dang yeah i can't believe you didn't know that that's like yeah i didn't know that that 0.99
00:08:56.500 happened and some of them were mint flavored too which is insane i'm not i don't like that what is
00:09:01.340 a shamrock shake what is the flavor that's a great question yeah i guess i just thought it was just
00:09:09.080 just green flavor you know whatever that not line though like how kool-aid is just red flavored
00:09:16.120 yeah yeah yeah the shake was lemon lime flavor with a vanilla ice cream lemon lime sherbet and
00:09:23.780 vanilla syrup by 1973 the shake was merely a green colored vanilla shake it is now mint flavored so i
00:09:31.600 guess they still have a version of the shake when you were growing up was olive garden like a treat
00:09:37.520 yeah i mean we had a guy we had a place we had a place larry's ribs we had a place was it called
00:09:48.420 garden options i think it was like this salad area or whatever okay there's salad like um health food
00:09:56.500 yeah a place where you could somebody a julian to care it and people would drive from 20 miles to see it
00:10:01.960 yeah um olive garden was not it was a prom kind of destination yeah how old were you when you went to
00:10:10.120 olive garden for the first time oh god i don't know i guess whenever i really started to get a palette
00:10:15.600 for the world probably for italian cuisine yeah 17 i bet okay that those andy's mints oh they're good
00:10:27.000 i thought that's what made me think of it the shamrock shake being mint flavored i remember like
00:10:30.880 because we used to do olive garden like birthday or you know like a really like special event and i
00:10:37.200 would always want to go and those andy's mints my mom would fill her purse with them and we would snack
00:10:43.180 on those like she'd put them in my lunch the next day for the next like week or two it was like a real
00:10:47.420 specialty looking back chocolate mint really not not good yeah not great i don't think but i thought
00:10:54.200 they were pretty good yeah or were we just kids i still sometimes if i'm leaving a place they got 0.94
00:11:02.700 those at first i'm walking past i'm like nah fuck them but then i get two steps away around yeah yep 0.98
00:11:07.640 like let me fucking make that yui let me boomerang a little pull that yui and get me a little mint and 1.00
00:11:15.580 going on you've toured in the uk right yeah i have you ever tried those nasty actually you want to 0.99
00:11:21.780 talk about fucking nasty the orange chocolates they have over there it's like i imagine if you 0.94
00:11:27.520 were to scoop diary out of a toilet and eat it that's kind of what it's awful oh wow offshore work 0.99
00:11:33.960 huh um offshore drilling there you go oh that's crazy the british what are the british do they're
00:11:42.500 still very confused they need help well they only have a few flavors over there well they don't care
00:11:49.120 about they didn't care about food i don't think if you go to britain it's not and you go to scotland
00:11:54.040 ireland wherever else you can go over there you can't the food isn't nobody's like hey come here for
00:12:00.480 it's usually potatoes beans sausage yeah yeah they eat like it's still there's germans flying overhead
00:12:10.040 yeah you know what i mean it's very much a war meal it's a war meal that's government rations yeah
00:12:16.860 yes it's very much yes our and i don't want to say illegal immigrants but our semi our
00:12:25.120 new friends in america okay are eating way better than this you know they always talk about this online
00:12:34.080 kind of like you know the uk colonized everywhere stole the spices stole the artifacts whatever and 0.99
00:12:39.780 you bitch a seasoned shit with salt yeah you couldn't figure it out beyond just salt even then 1.00
00:12:45.940 true would it yeah i wonder if some of that's a ruse because if you think if they had done all that 1.00
00:12:50.740 they would have better music well i mean they had the beatles they've got great music yeah they
00:13:00.680 had sinead o'connor they've had uh the pogues they've had one direction i was just about to say
00:13:07.880 if you weren't thank you and they've had um fred again is he british yeah hell yeah you're locked 0.99
00:13:18.080 into dj culture skrillex skrillex isn't british okay i just wanted to say okay oh damn you're 0.80
00:13:26.620 right oh he's from ball ham yeah dude come on ball ham yeah fred again i saw him i saw him
00:13:34.140 perform a couple weeks ago you could put him in a police lineup in front of me and i would not be
00:13:39.580 able to identify him well i think that's why they're just that's why they named him that's why his
00:13:44.900 parents even they were like oh it's just again yeah we get it yeah that's that's bro yeah oh he
00:13:52.300 could yeah it's kind of nice he could probably blend but um you know especially now that his
00:13:56.800 his career is getting so big that he could just blend in oh yeah um what about you so you start
00:14:02.620 out and you're in texas because i just want the audience to know more about yeah let's get into
00:14:06.260 the lore is it okay yeah some people don't like to talk about it could you imagine if i was like i'm
00:14:11.420 not really that derails an interview too right it's like what are we doing yeah sometimes well
00:14:17.040 i think it's interesting with podcasting it's like sometimes i forget that my audience doesn't
00:14:20.620 know people and so i want to know more about so i have to make sure i do a good job of
00:14:27.440 introducing them you want to know my social security number let's get to it yeah if you give
00:14:32.740 me a little bit of it we can figure out to pull up the rest i'll learn the rest okay yeah ask away
00:14:40.080 sexy line for somebody i'll learn the rest hey you give me give me two digits of that phone number i'll
00:14:45.700 learn the rest i'll google it you give me your grandma's name i'm finding your whole family on
00:14:49.680 facebook don't worry about it oh my god um yeah so you started out in texas you went to a&m i went
00:14:56.220 a&m yeah i graduated with a lib arts degree oh yeah you know it with a minor in spanish oh really
00:15:04.380 i speak spanish do you i do oh that's beautiful thank you so much and what made you want to learn
00:15:09.180 spanish was it just because there were so many people speaking spanish in y'all's state yeah i
00:15:14.200 mean it's like you start taking spanish classes as early as sixth grade in texas so it's like you have
00:15:20.480 the the beautiful option of learning a second language for free you know as a kid and if you
00:15:26.820 follow that all the way into a collegiate level it's like it's a life skill that you never lose
00:15:31.920 i mean ideally you know you have to practice it of course but like it's great and i feel like
00:15:35.940 graduating it gives you a leg up on like i understand a different part of the world that
00:15:41.660 a lot of americans never do yeah you know they just really don't care to learn not only a second
00:15:46.740 language but about other cultures so and spanish obviously is like it's spoken worldwide but so
00:15:52.040 many different countries so many different cultures it's not just one latino culture you know it's very
00:15:57.020 beautiful yeah i gotta learn more i gotta really a little bit of it in it in you yeah my father's
00:16:02.740 from nicaragua he speaks spanish when we were children and he would call me names i think i don't
00:16:07.500 want to say we can beep it out i think he called me like f-a-g or whatever but um but he was also
00:16:14.200 very old yeah so it wasn't like a young guy calling you know just like an old like i don't
00:16:19.360 even know he knew what he said hard t yeah he said the f slur with a hard t yes yeah i think he just
00:16:26.140 thought i was some like kid in his house bothering him so it makes sense like neighborhood kid you gotta
00:16:31.800 say something yeah um but uh so that was pretty wild i remember like but he would speak a lot of it to 0.96
00:16:38.600 his friends and he would have people over and they would like smoke cigarettes and fucking play 0.97
00:16:44.360 like um what would they play dominoes and just you know and my mother then would just fucking make 0.99
00:16:54.500 him sleep in the living room at night that sounds really uh prosperous for you as a kid to really grow
00:17:02.760 in it was kind of romantic i guess in some ways yeah because he'd always go out there and he would
00:17:07.440 be out there in the living room and then when they got divorced he they would my dad would wait by the
00:17:12.980 window some guy would drop him off for him to come see us okay he's like 75 at this point 78 maybe
00:17:19.280 and he would so he'd come and we'd go get some pizza and then he would sit by the window in a chair and
00:17:25.180 wait for his friend to come back and pick him up and his friend was always out on the town and so
00:17:29.760 his friend late oh it was like four hours later my dad would just sit by the window
00:17:35.380 yeah my mom would turn the light off sometimes because we had to save electricity money so she 0.70
00:17:40.960 just asked him if he was okay and then he'd be like yes damn and then she would shut it down but 0.78
00:17:46.740 anyway but yeah so tell us more about you sorry shout out your dad though
00:17:51.120 but yeah he was yeah he was he had he had that little bit of like uh he liked to tell us stories
00:17:59.280 from where he grew up and stuff like that so there was some culture about not around but
00:18:04.800 not a ton okay that sucks i feel like you could have really connected in a different life uh my dad
00:18:12.440 is a uh he was in the air force oh he was yeah and he's retired now but he flew a 10s for a while
00:18:20.300 and um watched top gun and like really was like that's it and said that'll do it yeah so many men
00:18:26.480 that happened too huh yeah i think um for a lot of men and correct me if i'm wrong tom cruise is
00:18:32.040 kind of like y'all's taylor swift i think he was and then he got so rich and weird or allegedly the
00:18:39.420 scientology kind of of it all yeah yeah what did you get so like known that then the media shapes
00:18:46.000 whatever they want people to think you are you don't have any real sure who are you gonna tell like
00:18:50.720 yeah i think tom cruise for a lot of specifically tom cruise and top gun for a lot of men it was
00:18:56.740 like that's the coolest thing i've ever you know what i mean yeah like really changed a lot of
00:19:01.740 people's lives my so my dad was in the air force um he does like contract work for the government now
00:19:06.940 but he really loved it we moved around a lot as as when i was a kid and i lived in south korea for a
00:19:13.320 i did and then we moved back to the states i've lived all over the southeastern united states
00:19:19.600 anywhere from like arizona texas alabama all the way up to virginia and then uh yeah i ended up at
00:19:25.000 a&m and i loved it i loved a&m yeah yeah it was great wow so living in south korea do you even
00:19:32.540 remember living in south korea i was in sixth grade it was crazy i remember i was like old enough to
00:19:39.340 remember and i i moved back to the states after we were there for a year yeah and it was just like
00:19:45.260 some redneck middle school in wichita falls texas no no no when we moved back to texas oh i thought 0.57
00:19:50.600 it was like red korean red now i was like how would that even be like bobby lee oh god
00:19:57.080 yeah yeah yeah um red what an asian redneck sound like i wonder i don't know what they sound like 0.94
00:20:11.000 but i imagine it's just like eating chicken and dumplings with some those cool like ramen spoons
00:20:15.420 yeah i mean that's probably that's it we were there for a year though and i remember uh we lived in
00:20:21.580 seoul like in the capital and the smells were crazy i had never in my life like first of all
00:20:28.360 been outside the u.s you know so that was kind of culture shock at first too but like
00:20:31.900 it's a whole different when you walk down like a market like the fresh fish market and the spices
00:20:38.980 and it's just a different it was crazy as a kid yeah it was kind of scary but then like you live
00:20:43.140 there for a year and it's like i might be korean yeah you get in you start doing like some of the
00:20:49.180 cultural stuff you start like we would like bow to each other as we would because you know it's a
00:20:54.560 cultural thing it was crazy it was crazy it was it was a lot of fun looking back like crazy 1.00
00:20:58.300 experiences a 11 year old 12 year old yeah oh i bow anytime i walk into like a any chinese restaurant 0.97
00:21:05.220 or anything i bow right out the gate they're like you don't have to do that triple bow i'll fucking 0.99
00:21:10.020 see a bitch in the distance and fucking crack her off one day uh with curtsy if i'm flexing yeah 1.00
00:21:17.360 this poor man he's got some condition i don't know why he ticks like that all we do is pray for 1.00
00:21:26.640 him yeah you know that's one of my favorite clips on tiktok really all we can do is pray for about
00:21:32.420 the people at vineyard vines is that what your clip was about yeah oh i didn't know the full what's
00:21:36.860 the context of that clip yeah somebody was selling the illegal um ozempic at a vineyard vines in
00:21:42.000 charlotte that's right i have seen it and i was worried that it was going to come into some of the
00:21:46.680 communities i live in and i was like right yeah somebody had called in about it and i was like this 0.98
00:21:51.920 shit is just you gotta we gotta just all we can do is pray for it's in his hands that's it man 0.97
00:21:58.860 well fake ozempic i was talking to a girl out in la and she every time i saw her there was less 0.99
00:22:04.360 and less of her she was literally disappearing withering away i'm not even joking good for her 1.00
00:22:11.240 yeah i mean good for her she can still work yeah but yeah but it just like and then here though here 1.00
00:22:18.000 was the kicker though one day she's like um oh i'm gonna be out of town for a few days i was like
00:22:22.400 oh what's going on she's like i'm driving down to mexico to get some um ozempic some zemi yeah
00:22:28.380 yeah some zim some ozempica ozempica that is yep you got it like well we can't what are we
00:22:37.440 if we're we're taking mexican ozempic look what can you say no i'm glad that i'm glad we are still
00:22:47.440 getting drugs from mexico instead of just china or wherever we're getting from now you're like look
00:22:51.960 i'm not complaining yeah she's just withering away but it was just she seemed like an addict that's
00:22:57.060 what i'm saying oh yeah that's what this whole thing's about right right right right yeah she
00:23:02.160 seemed like an addict you know anything about uh kratom kratom yeah kratom scary yeah have you why
00:23:09.880 have you talked to men that are using it i've got young gentlemen that are off the crate no i've got 0.99
00:23:15.480 um uh some friends who have accidentally been like you tried to shit i'm like that's an opioid 0.98
00:23:21.500 i'm pretty sure right it's like a synthetic opioid and they just sell it oh yeah it's crazy you can 0.97
00:23:26.720 get it at the gas station that's crazy oh my nephew totaled so many of his vehicles on that
00:23:31.680 that's bad very alarming what is kratom a tropical tree native to southeast asia that sounds first of
00:23:37.480 all fictional okay willy wonka yeah they could write anything consumption of its leaves produces
00:23:43.540 both a stimulant effect and sedative effects whoa and can lead to psychotic symptoms and psychological and
00:23:51.500 physiological dependence what's the what is the point i'm not sure is it a treatment for something
00:23:57.940 i know brendan shawb was taking it for a while he's a um podcaster and comedian i know um bobby lee i
00:24:05.520 guess manufactures it i mean i have no idea if it's his people doing it or who brought it over can we get
00:24:12.420 a video of someone on it i'm just curious to see the effects i've never really sat around with
00:24:19.360 someone dealing with us yeah me either me either flare up what you should know okay awful it's like
00:24:25.880 a drink it's like a smoothie wellness shot that's what they sell yeah let me see someone under the
00:24:33.180 effects of kratom i always wonder whoever you got googling back here are they just like every day i 0.91
00:24:40.780 want to quit oh i think they're just doing that they don't fucking know every day they had an idea 0.91
00:24:45.780 they would already have brought something up right oh yeah that guy's on kratom withdrawal first ever 0.88
00:24:51.220 death by kratom oh no it's it's like a it's like crack a little bit hmm yeah we'd just love to see 1.00
00:25:00.880 someone under the influence yeah that's crazy i've always wondered what were we talking about before
00:25:05.600 that age um your korean experience dude i remember the first asian we ever had or 0.99
00:25:11.900 there was a um somebody said there was one right so people are like what in the fuck are you talking 1.00
00:25:19.440 about liar yeah people were fucking beating each other and drinking dr peppers and just fucking 0.99
00:25:24.380 furious about it and so me and two of my buddies we um got a taxi cab to go see where 0.99
00:25:32.860 this alleged asian guy was you know because it was in slidell louisiana it was like 17 miles and
00:25:40.320 like you can't just tell your mom i want to go see an asian and they're gonna bring you
00:25:43.760 you know it wasn't that kind of time and so next thing you know we get a taxi over there it was a um
00:25:50.040 pizza hut remember pizza hut bring up those unique rooftops the combo no remember the pizza had those
00:25:56.360 unique rooftops the like brick oh yeah yeah yeah a pizza hut had burned down and that roof was
00:26:05.680 snug on the ground and somebody just said that asian people were living in that and that was like the
00:26:12.160 rumor that took over the area you do you remember what's the pizza place that's in it's combined with
00:26:20.080 another one it was 17 to get over there what's the one that combined oh i think that's um you know
00:26:24.960 how they'll have like baskin robbins and duncan yeah like the the combo double whammy they had a
00:26:29.900 pizza pizza talk about yeah bring this back yeah you like that i think there's something so i just 0.98
00:26:38.820 a patriotic tear comes down my cheek when i see that look at this fucking arterial gangbang 0.95
00:26:46.460 over here i was gonna say for people dude this will change the ph balance in your 0.99
00:26:52.160 that will it will it will it seems really it's very yeasty well you show up here kind of yeasty
00:26:57.800 it seems very intense yeast infection oh it's that and then an urgent care you know how cbs and
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00:29:36.080 oh i didn't know they were doing all this i get nervous when i see some of this kind of stuff
00:29:43.540 well you can't handle it well if you see like a long john silvers and a k like do they really get 1.00
00:29:50.040 along the colonel and the fisher like you just wonder if the mascots give you know are they
00:29:54.580 yeah who's the long john silvers mascot is it a fish or is it john i think it's um
00:30:02.640 oh it's a pirate no i think it's uh mercury poisoning
00:30:08.580 to be honest i believe my friend billy and r.i.p is not dead but he ain't doing well okay okay
00:30:18.220 uh he's off the mercury he's got some flare-ups still but he's gonna be fine love you dog shut
00:30:24.360 out he's a sweet guy um yeah long john silvers i could not tell you a single person in my life that
00:30:30.720 i have ever known that has eaten at a long john silvers really and they used to be with a and w
00:30:34.780 remember that that's what it was and that was people were uh people were shook when that happened
00:30:42.480 yeah long john silvers and amw combined like but then what happens the kitchen combines like what
00:30:49.500 happens inside it's the same uh hormonal 17 year old slinging fish and root beer floats
00:30:56.380 oh oh see that's the thing i don't want that was a bodily reaction i don't want fish near my ice 0.96
00:31:05.040 cream near your milk yeah you want fishy milk come on what's wrong with fishy milk you're right i guess
00:31:12.660 it's from i guess i yeah i said i'll have a little just a bite do you ever used to do the if you don't
00:31:18.940 like it spit it out my hand your mom ever used to do that no dude my mom never saw us um
00:31:25.060 my mom would drive by and yell for us to brush our teeth out of the car window um
00:31:31.720 okay well i had that okay what happened to me sorry yeah why am i having this weird day where
00:31:39.100 i'm just saying i'm just making it about me um thank you for coming in of course and um
00:31:46.780 yeah what does it feel like because you didn't start out in comedy you started out
00:31:51.000 like entertain like as an entertainment like what was your first way of entertaining people
00:31:56.000 arguably um my parents divorce was i have got to be the center of attention that'll do it
00:32:04.940 really you think that did it yeah for sure wow that's so interesting yeah i need people to look 0.69
00:32:09.400 at me yeah um i always i like to make people laugh from a young age but that's every fucking funny 0.89
00:32:14.300 person is like i always just had a knack shut the fuck up yeah but it also is like why like i like 0.88
00:32:19.240 it's interesting yeah why do you ever really think about it and think about why um yeah i think it's 0.54
00:32:26.960 it's just uh an innate joy you know to have everybody look at you and be laughing with you
00:32:32.600 like at like you were able to create that response in a room you know it's it's a real pat on the back
00:32:37.260 feeling but it's also like it's insatiable once you start you can't stop that's a good point there's
00:32:43.220 some addictive tendency to it i never thought about that yeah it's a high yeah because then you see like
00:32:48.460 it's an effect it's almost like a wizardry i think when you're i'm just thinking as a kid yeah
00:32:53.640 it's kratom we got our own brand of kratom yeah it's it's that i think for me as a kid and i was
00:33:00.800 a theater kid as well oh yeah that did it and then in college i don't know i did improv in college but
00:33:06.560 it was like improv at texas a&m what are we doing it was like well that's y'all's whole cheerleading
00:33:12.080 team it seems like that whole thing i was like is this little abner i was like
00:33:17.100 what i don't even know what's going on yeah the yell leaders are going to be a point of confusion
00:33:25.960 for a lot of people that's what it you know what it's a point of confusion if you don't know about
00:33:29.660 it and there were links going around like last year two years ago something had happened i think
00:33:33.540 there was a big video that went around from a&m a&m and it was making and that was the first time you
00:33:39.460 saw that there was a male uh like they're not cheerleaders they're yell leaders yell leaders
00:33:47.840 that's what it was yeah and people didn't know what's going on yeah it's a lot because well when
00:33:52.300 you think about it and this is it's a weird thing for me as a woman and i respect a&m man my god
00:33:58.680 cousin or somebody went there james somebody he's doing pretty well divorcee but he's good he went
00:34:05.220 there he's there now he's he's already gone okay yeah he's yeah it's a because the history of a&m
00:34:11.160 which i don't know if you it was a military school for the longest time it's texas uh agricultural and
00:34:16.280 mechanical college yeah and uh so women weren't allowed in until like the 60s 70s i'm not joking 1.00
00:34:24.020 and minorities were not allowed in until the 60s 70s as well which is fucking late to let in women 0.99
00:34:30.280 and then minorities uh yeah let me think if that's how i would do it no no no i might be lying i think 0.73
00:34:35.000 it was it was minority men and then they let in women in the late 60s early 70s regardless it's
00:34:41.920 fucking embarrassing but the culture at a&m now i would argue is very progressive um i wouldn't have 0.90
00:34:47.360 gone there if it wasn't but it it's weird because they still have some of those like hyper masculine 0.99
00:34:53.400 traditions like the yell leaders because we're not gonna have cheerleaders you know we have yeah
00:34:58.180 there's five of them oh there's only five each year yeah there's two two juniors three seniors
00:35:04.140 oh my god and they so there's five men each year who and do they have the they must have tryouts
00:35:14.440 oh yeah it's serious and they show up it's a political race you run for yell leader and they 0.98
00:35:21.420 get voted in yep yep yep oh my gosh i didn't know this shit it's crazy and there's so many i mean 1.00
00:35:29.040 like after a game you throw them in the pond and all this they're in all white it's real slutty if 1.00
00:35:32.860 you think about it oh they throw these men in they throw the men in the pond and all what wet t-shirt 0.82
00:35:37.020 contest all men okay so and we don't do cheers we do yells okay and for different plays during a
00:35:44.620 football game we do different yells accordingly and at so you know when so it's really involved
00:35:49.960 it is because the the crowd you don't sit for an a&m football game which i think is kind of common
00:35:54.580 in sec i want to go i would we should go to an a&m game i'd love to take you it's so much fun i would
00:36:00.240 love to go i um i love that they're in the sec now yeah i think that's really fascinating and um
00:36:07.840 yeah i'm trying to think of what else i know about them i never been to where the school is up there
00:36:12.720 in college station i've wanted to go but i just haven't gotten to go well it's the only thing
00:36:16.100 there i mean there's not yeah i would like to go what else does it say about the yell team is there
00:36:21.200 anything else it's just such an interesting thing about the leaders about the the group when did it
00:36:27.200 start yeah do do yell leader history there you go yeah the tradition of yell leaders began during a
00:36:33.900 football game in the early 1900s the aggies were losing badly and the audience was growing bored
00:36:38.740 shit wow the upperclassmen ordered the freshmen to find a way to entertain their guests many of
00:36:44.720 whom have been had been invited by texas women's university wow it was separate but women had a 1.00
00:36:50.060 part in it they're like in the crowd we need to entertain these these ladies we need to entertain 1.00
00:36:54.420 the women and hey women's women still want to be entertained i do it's true the tradition of yell 0.61
00:37:01.360 leaders um the freshmen found white coveralls and began leading the crowd in yells they had so much fun
00:37:06.000 receive so much attention from their audience that it was decided that only upperclassmen would be
00:37:10.460 allowed to participate in leading yells in the future wow so they made the younger people do it
00:37:15.160 saw that it was awesome and then like you can't do it yeah yeah actually never mind give it back
00:37:20.980 it was very that it's so there's a when they're going for you got to help me out when they're going
00:37:27.500 for a field goal or for a when what's the conversion called two-point conversion point conversion when
00:37:31.780 they're doing that the yell leaders will squat on one knee under the field goal post and it's called
00:37:38.720 squeeze-a-mags and they'll squeeze their nuts oh yeah which is like they're bracing for them to make 1.00
00:37:44.780 the it's just it's so gay i love it yeah oh look at that's true that's fucking squeezing eggs baby 0.99
00:37:52.440 and we used to do that every time we passed by this town because my dad was always like do not ever 0.99
00:37:58.480 knock anybody up in that town and he would make us even we're kids he would he got that in us
00:38:03.180 hold that chastity belt yeah just hold your nuts when you drive through there protect the goods yeah 0.51
00:38:08.740 yeah you do not want to yeah you know what else i want to talk to you about knock anything up around 0.76
00:38:13.540 there um i need caleb presley biblically and that's your best friend just texted with him today
00:38:20.900 special guy i have a i have a crush on him that's like really it's bad because he's another sec
00:38:27.260 boy right um he went to um north carolina yeah you're kidding why is he he's like but he is a 0.87
00:38:37.180 volunteers fan he says he played at north carolina he didn't but he's a liar and a cheat true but 0.91
00:38:43.940 he's handsome it is true and he is extremely uh unique he's you guys are similar i think
00:38:50.960 you guys would have a really nice time you think we look a little related oh i think maybe it's
00:38:56.540 true he but guys both have blue eyes yeah you have blonde hair yeah yeah i have the same facial hair
00:39:01.580 as him no look i think it's just yeah it's yeah i i because he's been on your pod a lot of times
00:39:12.680 yeah and i've seen all your stuff i mean you went hunting with him and stuff like that yeah we went
00:39:16.260 turkey hunting together yeah it was interesting because yeah i'd never been hunting and then i
00:39:20.240 don't think he'd been hunting but uh some people were eating there were some children out there
00:39:24.900 eating mushrooms and they were making everybody nervous um but um yeah we had a great time he shot
00:39:31.420 a turkey i didn't that's sad yeah yeah the turkeys were some of them yeah some of them
00:39:39.640 looked like they had been i'm gonna say using but some of them were not doing that good mercury
00:39:49.060 yeah they're off they're off the merc um yeah they were off the merc it was like
00:39:54.520 uh but um yeah when you were singing on that show it was like it's so magical you can sing really good
00:40:03.460 thank you so much it's the theater kid i can't what was like your first play that you did
00:40:08.880 you monty python fan um yes john cleese i did spam a lot that was the first one where i was like
00:40:17.640 this is a lot of fun yep damn you had that locked and loaded did they monty python spam a lot and guess 0.56
00:40:24.720 what they had me cross-dressed they did i didn't play a woman a single time in the whole production 0.95
00:40:30.200 no they had me in a beard what yep and did you feel did your parents write a note or anything like
00:40:38.200 that i guess it yeah yeah you just play what you get but it's weird it's interesting to have a woman 0.95
00:40:43.660 just play the man as a like in a high school or something it's something to be said about the
00:40:49.900 director looked at me and was like get her in a beard let's see her in a beard and it worked i did it
00:40:55.780 but i think it's a compliment to me if you think about it that there was no one manly enough to do
00:40:59.300 it the job except for me you could pull it off i can pull it off wow yeah that's fun was it a good
00:41:03.420 time oh it's so much fun because that i mean any monty python i mean it's so not pc today you could
00:41:08.940 not do it today yeah but it was they they edited it down for a high school production to do you know
00:41:13.900 so it was right it's funny we did um adam's family as well oh you did yeah what's a song like
00:41:20.500 what's one of the songs from spam a lot i could not tell you if you held a gun to my head really 0.98
00:41:24.440 forgot it all damn yeah
00:41:27.360 i remember um i was in i was a theater kid too what'd you do i did that doesn't shock me 0.92
00:41:37.000 yeah yeah yeah i think i well i didn't like to ride the bus home a lot of times because it was like
00:41:43.900 the poor kid bus or whatever so i wanted to stay at school to do some stuff i would be like i'm staying
00:41:50.040 i'm involved in something i'm in the fucking web extracurricular yes and uh yeah i got in key club 0.94
00:41:58.780 yeah no i got in yeah theater and we did um sherlock holmes oh fun it was fun and i was doing uh 0.54
00:42:08.880 i was watkins right and so i come out watson watson it was kind of the dream role it was heavily urban
00:42:18.660 we had a lot of black characters so i was watkins but i come out right and i for some reason i just
00:42:26.440 did a mexican accent for my character okay and it wasn't any of the ways we'd ever rehearsed it and so 0.98
00:42:31.900 everybody is like what the fuck dude now why watkins is fucking mexican creative liberties were taken 0.99
00:42:41.960 yeah and it was really kind of selfish looking back because everybody was just kind of shook and 0.99
00:42:46.260 didn't know what to do but i kept being like what's up holmes like i did it all just for that
00:42:51.580 joke and i bet it killed hey holmes it killed for a little bit but then it was like you hadn't learned
00:42:59.740 like the rule of threes yet and all that i didn't have any plan no and it got old fast and then you
00:43:06.640 couldn't not be mexican so for the next hour and 10 minutes or whatever you were mexican you made your bed
00:43:11.060 you gotta lie in it miss porcio was so furious man i say a silent prayer for theater directors every
00:43:18.620 night you know high school theater directors are kind of like god warriors they're soldiers yeah i
00:43:25.740 don't want to say that they are very similar to um who was that uh sergeant that helped during
00:43:32.380 katrina that that guy everybody love joel osteen
00:43:34.940 didn't he not open the church up yep
00:43:42.140 and the lord's not working during this during this storm no who was no it's not really joel osteen
00:43:50.760 it is uh petraeus it was general petraeus anyway that joke took too long and
00:43:59.900 that's all right my brain should have been better at it um yeah were we talking about britney
00:44:05.280 oh you were a theater kid yeah i was a theater kid yeah yeah so it's always been but i didn't go to
00:44:12.020 school to be like i want to be a comedian it was never on my roster i mean my friends in high school
00:44:16.800 were like you should audition for snl oh so people said that to you so people see you were entertaining
00:44:22.040 you liked it yeah i liked it but it's also like first of all not how that works you don't just
00:44:26.460 audition for snl yeah people don't understand at home no they're like now what you doing man you
00:44:31.360 gonna get you over there do you a little something no saturday night yeah what's gwyneth paltrow doing 0.99
00:44:36.400 people text me that on a fucking friday bitch you're like i could not tell you don't know 1.00
00:44:42.120 could not tell you yeah that was always like a you need to be on snl it's also i don't know it's a 0.99
00:44:49.580 very interesting conversation because i feel like with what you do and with what i do there is a path
00:44:56.460 to success in comedy that's not you don't have to do snl anymore you know like no and it could derail
00:45:02.880 you arguably yeah like would you be able to tell some of your stories and antics and have some of
00:45:10.100 your same energy that you you would you know each week that even something you wrote was going to get
00:45:16.300 on there it's a nice oh yeah yeah and it's yeah i think you're totally right yeah and to be able to
00:45:23.080 connect with an audience you know as like on a very personal level you can't do that when you're
00:45:27.600 always playing a character and also on top of playing characters having to fight for your spot
00:45:33.120 every week why would you know it's like that it can't be the only way to make it in comedy
00:45:38.820 as a young person yeah so i feel very fortunate that you know i graduated college
00:45:44.440 started working a job i used to be an insurance agent oh you did and then i worked at a bank
00:45:50.080 and then oh i love going to the i used to i used to i used to love going to the bank it's a great
00:45:55.420 experience wasn't it so much fun be like can you make change for this hundred yeah and they'd be
00:45:59.280 like yeah i knew that and you'd sign in and you knew somebody that worked at the bank and so
00:46:03.640 you'd be like it is putting my work check in it made you feel good yeah remember those pins that
00:46:09.240 were attached to the the desk bring those back and every time one would be missing like oh what
00:46:13.880 happened here a crime okay do we get that on camera yeah yeah yeah you want to know something
00:46:19.180 i figured out from working at a bank and the um doorway of every bank so like if you're the teller
00:46:25.880 and you're looking at the door there are lines that go up the vertical of the door so that you can
00:46:32.460 identify if someone robs or whatever how tall they were no it really is like uh yeah
00:46:38.200 holy smokes it's how you identify uh so you can get like a uh what's that called suspect description
00:46:48.060 oh suspect suspect description uh they just had three children rob the bank oh good for them
00:46:53.360 good for them yeah houston's little rascals you're joking three texas juveniles dubbed
00:47:02.360 the little rascals age 11 12 and 16 accused of bank robbery the boys allegedly walked into a
00:47:08.720 bank and showed a threatening letter to the teller before fleeing on foot with an undisclosed amount
00:47:12.560 of cash wow it sounds like there are bank robbers the fbi has arrested three minors in connection
00:47:18.020 with the bank robbery in houston and they have been dubbed the little rascals love it you know
00:47:24.000 the 16 year old is like the ringleader and the other two were like yeah boys yeah we'll do it
00:47:28.540 yeah we got it yeah boys yeah when we doing it huh and they're like oh we're doing it next week
00:47:34.480 but then the day came and like oh i thought we was just getting some candy or something
00:47:38.800 boys i don't know about all this yeah oh well the little but here's what has happened now it's like
00:47:45.940 you do a crime you get somebody to write an article and now you were a now they're going on tour
00:47:52.500 they're gonna fucking they're in the billboard top 100 right now they'll have a song out in two 0.94
00:48:02.460 months featuring fred again yeah yeah the little rascals good for them um yeah and that's so 0.98
00:48:10.640 interesting to write a letter what would you put on a letter oh i remember dude one time i was trying
00:48:15.600 to flirt with the girl at the bank um and so i wrote this note that said what it was like hey
00:48:25.260 great to see you today at the bank uh i've seen you before at the bank would love to connect sometime
00:48:36.660 right okay so i'm walking over and i slide it into the dish and you can see immediately like
00:48:45.020 people are not are like this is a robbery yeah you know tactic yeah and uh one of the managers came
00:48:53.620 and got it and um yeah she couldn't go to that branch anymore
00:48:58.480 banned from the facility it's a shame man oh you mean like you personally couldn't you wouldn't
00:49:06.640 go there anymore oh yeah yeah sorry i wouldn't go anymore yeah i thought you meant they went ahead
00:49:10.440 and walked you out of that building no they i knew the second i'm sliding under i realized oh i see
00:49:16.080 what's going on here yeah i'm sorry right they think i'm a robber and it's just very scary to them
00:49:20.480 yeah that's the plight of being a man huh all you want is just some love and they're like get him
00:49:25.600 yeah yeah feel sorry for you guys i wonder if it is
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00:50:32.240 h-e-l-p betterhelp.com slash theo who is there was an article i saw some lady just had there was a lady who 1.00
00:50:41.680 said she was too pretty can you look that up you see this she's too pretty so she was gonna shave her head 1.00
00:50:51.720 there you go isa gonzalez claims she missed out on the movie roles because she's too pretty oh god bless her 1.00
00:50:58.480 and thought about shaving her head to make herself less attractive i remember being told for so many projects 1.00
00:51:07.720 she's too pretty for the role she's too hot for the role then i just be like what is margot robbie she's 1.00
00:51:14.160 the hottest beautiful woman ever i've seen in my life even though she doesn't believe any of this is
00:51:19.620 really about her i had an identity crisis for so long time she says i was like do i shave my head
00:51:26.080 to make it more racist do i what did she offer to do change her grammar i said you're changing the 1.00
00:51:34.120 grammar to make it more racist oh am i i don't think it's racist the lady perfectly like beautiful 0.95
00:51:41.280 english sentence and you're like skipping words because she's latina oh no i'm trying to make it 0.89
00:51:47.220 so it makes sense to people right do i make because i feel like if you just say it like a
00:51:53.360 white person do i make myself less attractive but if i'm like do i may it gives it like the
00:51:58.340 i can see it right you're you're painting a picture i can see it coming from her do i make myself
00:52:03.400 less attractive there you go okay um that's wild though huh that is a problem i never uh have had
00:52:13.160 to think about yeah i'll be totally for real with you she is beautiful i know she looks very nice 0.97
00:52:18.760 um did you yeah what were you yeah did you have thoughts like that growing up i remember like
00:52:24.200 i'm too pretty no i had thoughts like i was yeah just always looks like worried about how i look or
00:52:32.200 just felt anything that i could feel bad about i would find a way to feel bad about it oh yeah you
00:52:36.740 know yeah you ever do the thing when you i mean now that like fame you ever look for it online you
00:52:42.780 seek it out seek out like hate or people talking about you in a negative way sometimes you see 0.95
00:52:48.000 stuff and sometimes it's so accurate it's fucking makes you laugh or it's like yeah that's real damn 0.90
00:52:53.300 sometimes you're like uh but i have like what do i have i have like paranoia a lot of times you know 0.85
00:52:58.760 like i'm more i get paranoid about my hair a lot of times my body sometimes like this the way my body
00:53:04.780 was shaped i think you're beautiful the way you are thanks i'm just trying to think of things that
00:53:09.140 people think i guess everybody has like things huh yeah i was always told i look like the yellow
00:53:13.720 m&m which one was she we pull up it's a he it is a man oh well go ahead and pull up yellow
00:53:20.360 it's up yep put him in spam a lot that's all i'm telling you he would kill in spam cast that
00:53:27.400 but cast that guy oh wow he's hand i think he has nice legs what thank you so much i see that
00:53:35.340 i think that is the ideal body type yeah that look it's where we're all headed i feel like
00:53:42.640 circular um yeah i got the yellow m&m a lot and i got a uh mr incredible katie perry i see some
00:53:51.880 i get katie perry i get adele sometimes that's when people are feeling nice oh i see that when
00:53:56.440 they're trying to like get me i'm like fuck yeah yellow m&m's pretty funny i can't argue 0.63
00:54:02.320 that's hilarious yeah if something's funny it's great you have to if you think thing if you like 0.99
00:54:07.440 to be funny and something is funny you give you it wins yeah whoever commented that on my shit you won 0.87
00:54:13.960 it always wins yeah um you look like morgan wallen too i used to i i look like uh i look like morgan 0.93
00:54:22.940 wallows in mud i feel like i used to have this joke i would say i look like somebody that looks like
00:54:30.000 they might have matches on them and i always thought that that was a fair description yeah
00:54:37.280 that's so that's so specific you look like morgan waluigi
00:54:40.480 i don't even know who that is that makes me laugh look up mario and waluigi oh yeah he's like the
00:54:49.420 evil one oh yeah evil version of luigi oh okay you're the evil version of morgan wallen oh okay i'll
00:54:55.120 take it unless morgan wallen's also evil i don't i think he's probably not um yeah we had i'm trying
00:55:04.100 to think of any other draw like when i was a kid oh we did the vampire thing one time dracula we had
00:55:11.840 to do a play it was fun and it was always in theater class you were always around some of the
00:55:16.840 kids who were probably gay or closeted too sure yeah so it was just interesting you know because
00:55:21.420 you always like but you knew those you got like kind of close with those guys you know some of
00:55:26.760 the funniest people you'll ever meet oh yeah yeah but at that time it wasn't like like when i was in
00:55:32.580 high school it wasn't people wouldn't really say if they were gay so i think back then you would kind
00:55:36.560 of you got to be around like some of the kids or just kids that were like maybe questioned or
00:55:41.680 something but theater was always like kind of like a hodgepodge group you know i was always it was
00:55:47.280 always kind of the misfit like absolutely was it the misfits yeah and it was the kids who got kicked 0.97
00:55:53.140 out of band you know how fucking weird you have to be to be kicked out of band man the freak weirdos 0.99
00:56:01.500 oh yeah yeah that was my my theater group in high school was like some of the weirdest fucking people 0.99
00:56:09.440 yeah i've ever met to this day wow like as a child i remember being like you're weird and as an adult 0.91
00:56:14.800 i'm like god and they and they it's sad too because it's like what did you end up doing with
00:56:18.580 your life usually not much you know those kids you mean yeah like i don't know we had it was also we
00:56:24.900 had guys like that low-key could sing but didn't want to admit we're like afraid to sing in front of
00:56:31.900 other guys so it was always that that crazy night at school where you were like we have a chorus like
00:56:37.000 or a choir or whatever like yeah you had no clue you had a choir or chorus and then it was like one
00:56:42.680 one week at school when you were a junior suddenly like the chorus is gonna perform and everybody 0.99
00:56:48.940 was dressed like they worked at a chinese restaurant and they would come out and fucking 0.98
00:56:53.700 sing you're like ricky sing like and it's beautiful it's fucking beautiful and then you would see in 0.99
00:57:00.300 the next thing you would act like he had never done it dude that's the thing you gotta act like he's
00:57:03.900 not a star yes yes like you didn't have american idol that's a great point yeah yeah they had like
00:57:11.100 yeah i remember this one kid named i don't even know what his name i don't even know if he had a
00:57:15.220 fucking name it was like caramel or something and he uh sang jewel like the singer jewel yes okay and 0.83
00:57:24.480 people didn't know what to do and the curtain closed and the world had changed people were like 0.99
00:57:29.100 fucking caramel did never the same and yeah it never was the same and yeah you saw him and you were 0.82
00:57:36.100 like god that guy i didn't know yeah and you never would have known yeah that's the beauty i think 0.91
00:57:43.240 that is cool that's the talent that's a talent show time of year yes when that happened did you ever do
00:57:48.000 the talent show yeah i emceed at one time you you dj yeah so oh no you like hosted it yeah just like the
00:57:55.260 yeah okay hosted it with a this funny girl at school named rebecca did you do stand-up no i did it
00:58:03.380 once i got out of like 24 i think i started doing it and it was yeah i mean stand-up yeah it's been
00:58:09.860 great i i don't know if i would have found another avenue to be entertaining i don't know once i saw
00:58:15.140 stand-up i was like oh i i couldn't believe it was a real job period yeah you're like i remember
00:58:21.360 in college we won tickets they would always call you every day i'm like you won tickets
00:58:25.620 to what every day that's right and usually we just hang up or somebody would call them a name and
00:58:31.140 then hang up and then uh one day we're like we'll go and it was to a comedy show i remember we got
00:58:37.380 there and we knew what it was gonna be but sometimes until you see something you don't really know what
00:58:43.380 it is like the blue man group yeah you don't really know what it is till you see it yeah did you go
00:58:51.620 i love the blue man group oh is it good yeah you've never been we'll go there after we go to an a&m
00:58:57.560 game okay sorry continue no no hell yeah oh wow could you pull up a video for theo
00:59:03.580 yeah you know what i have no concept of what this is it's kind of like shang yun or whatever
00:59:08.720 were you gonna say i was gonna say shang yun every oh definitely huh
00:59:18.680 this could literally also be a political national convention let's just say that
00:59:28.320 like i would not be surprised this one i imagine they were doing at jonestown
00:59:33.420 like in jonestown i don't know what was going on but
00:59:36.660 fast forward where they get to the paint
00:59:40.040 they'll put neon paint this is rufus da soul
00:59:44.460 they put paint on themselves they'll put paint on the instruments oh and then they turn a black 0.89
00:59:54.500 light on and they'll play the drums and it goes everywhere i had no idea they even did music i
01:00:00.560 thought that they ran around and kind of hid from each other
01:00:03.500 okay like i literally that's what i thought blue man group did this is crazy if you would take in
01:00:10.780 this stop i would be like no way this is blue man group wow yeah i saw it in vegas with my fit
01:00:16.120 think about this i took a family trip to vegas with my family at the ripe age of 15 and we saw
01:00:23.000 why does that what is that trip like for a girl because a lot of girls go on this trip with their 1.00
01:00:28.180 family to vegas at that cospy age of like yeah like i'm reading one direction fan fiction but
01:00:34.720 also like i'm afraid of men yeah uh it was terrifying but it was it was a lot of fun and i thought the
01:00:40.680 bellagio was the nicest place on earth because it is i like it i really like it where do you stay when
01:00:49.600 you go to vegas oh god i stay last time i went i stayed at the wind wind's nice because that's where
01:00:56.700 i think i had a show at and i really liked it my friend jasmine works over there okay cool you had
01:01:03.000 a little hookup so a couple friends that work there i just did the people that i see and i see
01:01:07.160 them repeatedly and i feel more at home okay period yeah i like the bellagio it makes me feel like i'm in
01:01:12.280 italy yeah that's for people who have never been out of the country oh yeah yeah oh yeah i remember
01:01:18.860 the first time that we went to um rainforest cafe oh that's a great example i used to take my girl
01:01:25.260 there all the time it's a nice it's a nice facility facility well i kept promising i was
01:01:29.700 gonna take her to like we're gonna do like a caribbean cruise and can't fucking it's just 0.93
01:01:35.040 rainforest cafe i would yeah i mean yeah i would hope like subliminally it would help our relationship
01:01:40.960 i guess or like she would remember like oh yeah we're gonna do that one day you know and
01:01:47.560 we didn't never did there's nothing more romantic than going to a place where children are running
01:01:53.480 around at your feet you know screaming kids yeah throwing poop like monkeys yeah what's up oh you 0.67
01:02:05.320 were in a very realistic rainforest cafe yeah yeah i don't know about the one you were going to yeah
01:02:11.060 you ever been to um this is so specific you have you interviewed post malone no really i would love
01:02:18.780 to i've met post malone one time he was groovy yeah you've interviewed him i've not interviewed him
01:02:26.620 but i've met he's a sweetie i mean and he's from where i'm from in well kind of he's from grapevine
01:02:32.160 texas which is in the dallas like metropolitan area and i used to go to the grapevine mills mall
01:02:37.760 and there's a rainforest cafe there and i did one time witness um a toddler someone had left on the
01:02:44.060 floor uh unattended and they had taken off their diaper and we're playing they were going to play
01:02:49.820 with the poop that was what oh yeah oh that's byob i feel like for a kid there's no other yeah you
01:02:58.340 don't fucking i'm not showing up at a rainforest and yeah with an empty diaper dude i'm not sure yeah 0.99
01:03:05.440 it was just a child oh i'm not showing up and reinforcing this plan with some something strange 0.99
01:03:11.500 you know i brought my own toys yeah i brought my own toys man um dude we had the first time i ever
01:03:19.840 learned about like theater and stuff i never really thought about this but um we in the apartment down
01:03:25.120 from us they had a married couple right and they were i believe they were gay okay but both of
01:03:35.420 them would always when i was when one of them wasn't there when the wife wasn't there the husband
01:03:39.520 wasn't there um i would always sit there with their son and the son now i know something's probably
01:03:45.660 wrong with him at the time i just thought he just was kind of complacent okay and um
01:03:51.940 and the yeah the parent the other parent would always complain about the other one but it would
01:03:56.660 always be that like they you know like everything they complained about it was always just like 1.00
01:04:02.420 well that's what a husband is or that's what a wife like i don't like that he's got a penis 0.98
01:04:07.220 yeah it would be like yeah like well i wish she used a comb you know and he'd be like well 0.99
01:04:12.240 then that's you can't be upset but they would both play um watch musicals all the time on television
01:04:20.480 interesting and i would always watch like um yeah there would be like newsies
01:04:26.120 um different stuff like that different theater stuff okay so it was the first time i ever saw
01:04:30.880 that stuff i remember that's crazy and then i dated a girl that was worked at a renaissance fair for a
01:04:35.980 little while oh that's fun i love a ren fest did you ever were you a competitor what are they called
01:04:43.160 no uh performer performer yeah no i wasn't but i did enjoy um i love game of thrones i'm a big
01:04:50.240 got fan yeah i've seen some of your you have a lot of references that yeah well i've got a show
01:04:55.820 that we're we're trying to get a royal yeah i've got royal court royal court i've got a bunch of uh
01:05:00.260 would love to have you on yeah is it for do guests come on it i haven't seen it yeah it's a celebrity
01:05:04.400 interview show that we write the show around them you just had drewski on we're trying to get drewski on 0.93
01:05:09.680 and uh we're just he's just the busiest motherfucker alive that's true and uh he rolls with like 45 0.82
01:05:16.580 people yeah with him so we're trying to get him he has a group we had to get him a bunch of 0.97
01:05:20.960 sausages and stuff when they was coming so what do you mean by that just food items oh okay some
01:05:26.500 people want certain stuff that the writer is just full of john jimmy dean sausage yeah i mean they
01:05:32.040 wanted sausages you know hell yeah i know i respect it can't hate it pretty good um yeah we're trying
01:05:40.880 to get drewski on we'd love to have you on thank you backtrack renfest i've only been to a renfest i've
01:05:47.880 never performed there but i imagine that that is crazy because you know how at a bar all the
01:05:53.360 bartenders usually are having relations with each other yes renfest is worse oh yeah yeah yeah the
01:05:58.960 girl that i was dating she ended up leaving me for a guy who was a um did the horseshoes or whatever 0.98
01:06:06.400 and it's called tossed them or cleaned them yeah a farrier the guy who re puts them on how do you
01:06:13.120 spell that farrier farrier i'll watch a lot of those videos i love those sometimes it makes me feel
01:06:20.740 weird though sometimes it's like hey guy they'll get too deep in there i did not know that was the
01:06:25.480 word for it a farrier is a specialist in equine hoof care including the trimming and balancing of
01:06:30.120 horses hooves and the placing of shoes on their hooves if necessary my sister married the son of a
01:06:34.920 farrier farrier yeah farrier sweet talking son of a farrier preacher man preacher man um yeah that's
01:06:47.420 that's it makes me feel a little weird when they get way too deep in there because it's i don't know
01:06:51.080 if it's bone and i don't know if it's is it like what our nails are made of right you don't know and
01:06:56.520 you're like hey and the horse doesn't have you almost want the horse to have like a person next to
01:07:02.320 it who speaks horse right who can be like
01:07:05.500 that's far enough yeah time time but yeah the girl i dated she was like a little yeah renaissance 1.00
01:07:15.820 fair it's home of the white tit it's home of the mammary oh the girl i dated yeah she was just a 0.99
01:07:24.760 beautiful little boiled egg of a lady and i and we uh because you it was it was more of a reuben-esque
01:07:31.000 woman's world because the skinny girls they would make them all be in like the malaria area or 1.00
01:07:36.000 whatever or like the plague play like the skins coming off or whatever psoriasis tent yeah yeah if 0.99
01:07:43.260 you had like no tits you were in like the scurvy stable or whatever yeah the pile you have a pile 1.00
01:07:52.840 yeah it's true you're gonna be dead body number four in the pile that's what they would do you 1.00
01:07:57.560 have to be well endowed to work at the rent fest oh she was a fucking little uh oh my god that is 1.00
01:08:03.340 that is crazy look that is crazy and i love the dress too i mean like boob aside i agree it's just 0.98
01:08:11.440 beautiful period pieces a lot of people by us would do uh civil war reenactments renaissance fairs
01:08:18.200 it's where like yeah a lot of children could get work chimney sweeps i was thinking like to work 0.99
01:08:28.320 but yeah dude that renaissance fair shit that shit was fucking and then i remember she actually 1.00
01:08:33.300 auditioned uh years later because she stuck with it for like six or seven years she was she got 1.00
01:08:40.180 really into it yeah it's a lifestyle yeah i guess so yeah because she even flew to dallas to audition
01:08:46.200 for medieval times or whatever i love medieval times and didn't get it how do you get rejected
01:08:52.500 from i don't know i guess it's a it's a it's tough to get in there's only one woman slot by the way 1.00
01:09:00.240 it's the queen medieval times is a sausage fest oh that must be why it's all the nights i don't know
01:09:06.560 yeah look up the dallas medieval times see how many stars it has i've frequented that many a time
01:09:13.160 really uh yeah oh you know what i'm talking about yeah oh yeah i used to live in lewisville texas
01:09:17.980 which is in dallas 4.7 we know about that if people don't know what medieval times is you've been
01:09:23.140 right yeah okay it's a dinner theater yes that is in the middle is a big sand pit where it's literally
01:09:31.720 they'll do equine jousting they'll do hand-to-hand combat i mean it's it's crazy and then each like
01:09:42.500 section of this big auditorium is like you get a color and you cheer for your night you cheer for
01:09:48.180 your color the bad part that happens is people start uh abusing drugs usually in the evening 0.58
01:09:56.200 and that somebody gets too fucking crazy when you fall into the horse pit are you there's a lot 0.94
01:10:03.040 going on i mean you're sitting there you're supposed to be like this fine dining experience 0.97
01:10:06.660 the animals you know um it's some people they don't want to be around it then don't go is what i would
01:10:15.380 say that's true more for us there's a part which i don't know if you remember this with the falcon
01:10:20.840 they do uh you remember this there's a guy that comes out and they're like the royal
01:10:27.280 bird whisperer and they come out and it's that guy with the glove and the falcon yeah i think the
01:10:33.640 bird was off when i went oh he was off duty or it might have been an off week oh there he is here we
01:10:38.360 go oh yeah and this guy oh i think maybe i have then but this thing will eat a bread off someone's 0.85
01:10:43.620 plate sometimes yeah i mean you're fucking with nature here you know what i mean look and he'll send 0.99
01:10:49.200 him around he flies through the whole stadium oh that thing will fucking steal a sister's wig out 1.00
01:10:54.360 there i bet it'll it'll steal a small child happy second birthday to amelia it's got amelia and it's 0.96
01:11:02.480 clinton it's it's really it's just real unfortunate i love medieval times it's one of my favorite places
01:11:09.380 on earth i think it's one of the best things that america's come up with yeah you know there's not as
01:11:14.480 much dinner uh theater i feel like as there used to be probably you'd ever used to live in nashville
01:11:22.540 yeah i still live in nashville oh that's right yeah i thought you moved to austin i'm going home
01:11:27.340 tomorrow no i think about it sometimes um just yeah i think about it do you remember i met you
01:11:35.100 in nashville oh my god i should have had the picture pulled up i met you i think it's in the
01:11:40.860 gulch at that breakfast spot hold on no let me think for a second we can put the picture in later
01:11:47.460 yeah i'll send you the picture okay i saw you come into this place and i was there with my friend
01:11:52.500 forest and i go i think that's the ovan you walked in you're just getting breakfast and he was like
01:11:57.480 holy shit it is and we sat there we were like do we bother him oh wait i do it fenwick's is that 0.85
01:12:02.420 what it's called bring up fenwick's it's like a breakfast spot yeah and you go up to the counter 0.98
01:12:07.300 and order and then you go sit down oh is it look let me see the inside
01:12:13.060 i should have had the picture locked and loaded to show you yeah i don't think that that's it
01:12:19.740 no that's not it anyway i met you in 2021 before any of this kind of like happened for me
01:12:26.880 oh wow yeah yeah yeah anyway i was gonna say dinner theater um dolly's got her thing there in nashville 0.97
01:12:33.760 dolly pardon in pigeon ford has a dinner theater yeah my sister went to pigeon ford for her
01:12:38.340 anniversary oh fun um i gotta get spend some time over there i haven't spent that much time over
01:12:43.540 there um so yeah what's it like for you because you weren't a comedian then not really i was a
01:12:49.800 tick tocker right but i wonder if that's just the new like you know something's happening in comedy
01:12:56.920 right now too where there's a lot of videos that are being put up are crowd work yes and it's not
01:13:04.500 like a lot of material there's people doing crowd work tours that's crazy it's crazy right like it's
01:13:11.340 really because it just makes me think like and i'm not judging it i'm just looking at it but it's
01:13:18.340 like sustainable right and then like are we getting to the point where like things are liquidating kind
01:13:24.400 of where it's like you don't need material anymore but because i i hear from some people that's like
01:13:30.080 oh i'm tired of seeing crowd work and it's like well but that's also a masterful art you know if
01:13:36.540 you can do it well done right a lot of the crowd work i see on tiktok is like what do you do bro's a
01:13:41.380 banker yeah and that's the joke what are you talking about what's funny like i don't you know what i mean
01:13:47.200 yeah but it is interesting i had a guy say the other day he's like you know one guy i love him but he
01:13:52.300 doesn't post anything with any material anymore it's just but then also it's like you have to
01:13:57.580 save your material for when people come out to see your live show yeah like when you go on fallon or
01:14:03.160 whatever and you have to burn bits it's like i guess that's part of it but how else are you going
01:14:08.000 to get people to want to come you know like i don't know it's a difficult thing but at the same time
01:14:13.360 if you're talking about someone like a matt rife where it's like you're doing crowd work but half of the 0.57
01:14:18.360 gag is that like people want you and i mean he's fallen from grace now totally and like has he oh
01:14:23.960 absolutely oh my god did you miss all this no i know that people accused him of something but that
01:14:29.320 seemed extreme that seemed ridiculous to me kind of his whole comedy special was basically him saying
01:14:37.400 i don't like having a primarily female audience uh i want dudes to like my comedy and the whole like 1.00
01:14:44.980 30 minutes of his special are like i hate women like i fucking don't you hate it when bitches like 1.00
01:14:52.000 it's horrible i didn't know that why would you alienate your audience like that and that's what 1.00
01:14:56.200 i think happens when it's like you got famous from your crowd work and people liked you and women
01:15:01.680 liked you why would you alienate the women yeah they're the ones that like really support you they 0.76
01:15:06.620 buy merch they show up to the meet and greet you know they i don't know it was sad oh it's
01:15:12.020 interesting i didn't know that is that a thing that people are is that like is this a thing going 0.97
01:15:15.960 on nick look he called his fucking thing problematic like he's making a joke out of it is he topless 0.98
01:15:21.080 oh yeah wow he's nips out i didn't know that there had been this fall from grace it's bad oh gosh 0.99
01:15:31.980 and to do that whole sort of rampage of like i want men to think i'm funny well they don't brother
01:15:38.180 so what what now you know what i mean you lost your woman audience and your man audience but he's
01:15:44.000 still selling out dates so i don't know maybe it's so then did he really then right how effective is
01:15:49.400 or is this just right oh i don't think i think the best thing you can probably do is get canceled if
01:15:54.700 it's for something that really means something to you but if it's just somebody writing an article
01:15:59.500 on some but yeah i don't know i didn't see the special i didn't either oh you didn't even see it
01:16:05.680 i saw clips so i saw the first five minutes no i didn't watch the full thing because i was like
01:16:09.760 this isn't funny you know what i mean yeah it's not huh i'm not rocking with it well i feel like we
01:16:15.560 should see i'll have to see it but i didn't know that there that there was this uh fall from grace
01:16:20.540 in the um like in the why has matt rife turned against his female audience
01:16:27.180 if you've been on tiktok you probably had matt rife pushed on you
01:16:32.540 but it's just people kind of that he's entertaining there's a lot of entertaining stuff man he's got a
01:16:39.580 lot of great stuff oh that's the whole thing is like we're all entertainers you know and i think
01:16:44.540 it's just about highlighting people who are genuinely very funny and very original and very
01:16:50.500 creative and like should have a netflix special you know if your whole thing is predicated on
01:16:55.380 controversy boring don't care you know like i want to tell me a joke right yeah that's interesting
01:17:02.440 i think is there a lot of like some people it feels like they create it's more about i'm trying
01:17:08.020 to think of people that it's more about controversy like what does that mean when you say that kind of
01:17:13.980 well for him i mean coming off of all the drama on tiktok that was when he was like and i'm here's
01:17:18.340 my special oh i see what you're saying i did yeah i i missed i think a lot of that boat i just knew
01:17:24.440 that he was just on tour and that the ladies loved him and we were talking like like five
01:17:29.700 months ago i remember talking about how he was like there's not a ton of like that handsome of
01:17:33.620 a guy who gets to also do comedy um it kind of works against you in comedy oh god yeah it doesn't 0.97
01:17:41.640 help you out i needed you to look over at me so if i'd have fucking just had a fucking oh god if my 0.99
01:17:48.500 mother would have fucked somebody with some cheekbones i wouldn't even fucking worry about 1.00
01:17:51.400 this shit if she'd have fucked one guy with a dimple in our town yeah please yeah yeah and look 1.00
01:17:58.620 i know that guy didn't have dimples i know it was an incident with a fucking can opener but still mom 1.00
01:18:03.780 bang that guy yeah oh but no i didn't know that that i didn't know that matt had that fall from 0.98
01:18:10.240 grace but i guess if he's still selling out does he even care what's even going on that's the thing 0.96
01:18:15.160 which is just like what are we even talking about because evidently it just doesn't fucking matter 0.86
01:18:18.680 because he's going to make money regardless i do think that tiktok has become a breeding ground for
01:18:25.860 like it's very democratic in nature you know of like comics that probably never would have gotten
01:18:30.800 discovered um are having a renaissance so it's a really cool thing too and it's also cool for
01:18:36.720 yeah i mean a lot of people find you and me on there exactly where they never would have found us
01:18:40.760 before and also i mean i have such a different path than you of like i don't i have no interest
01:18:44.940 in stand-up but i like obviously this sort of setting and like i'm i'm i would say i'm well
01:18:51.220 endowed comedically probably thanks to my dad but i i don't want to take it on tour or anything like
01:18:57.480 that so what do you do and you do the internet and you can do it you know but don't you think
01:19:03.300 eventually you that that could evolve where you may want to yeah you know yeah and not and and not to
01:19:09.840 even like you know i respect totally what you're thinking but i've thought about that too it's like
01:19:16.380 i'm always somebody i never wanted i'm always like no i won't do that and then a lot of times i end up
01:19:22.100 being like oh yeah this is okay yeah i'm this you gotta force me to do it and then i'll be like
01:19:27.000 it's kind of fun yeah i'm worried yeah i'm worried about that when it comes to stand-up because i feel
01:19:32.040 like once i start i can't stop it's gonna be addicting like oh start doing it yeah i can't bomb 0.99
01:19:37.840 though i'll kill myself just spit oh the spit i don't care about it's the death it's fucking 1.00
01:19:44.380 someone losing their life not to opiates in america if i bomb i'll kill myself oh at least once oh well 1.00
01:19:52.040 then you're gonna need some extra lives dude it the craziest part dude i remember one time just 0.99
01:19:57.080 bombing so hard what do you do your whole well my brain was like i'm not staying here and hanging
01:20:03.560 out with you my brain like left in like the back of my body and then i just remember like a bunch 0.67
01:20:09.500 of sweat started pouring down my throat which had never happened right like you can sweat inside your 0.99
01:20:14.700 body and i was like oh this is going so bad yeah and i still have like 20 minutes left oh fuck me 0.97
01:20:21.660 oh it hurts so bad it hurts so bad man is that do you think it was a combo of material wasn't strong 0.99
01:20:30.480 enough audience blow blue ass what happened oh it was i had to perform at a college it was lunchtime 0.86
01:20:40.220 right after lunch it was a lot of like um derelict children who it's the kids who would be come to 0.97
01:20:47.940 that thing it's like yeah i'm in college i could be playing video games or just laying in my bed
01:20:54.000 touching my beautiful young body but instead i'm gonna walk instead i'm gonna walk over to the
01:21:00.480 student union yeah because i saw a flyer up somewhere let me go see this redneck tell me a joke 1.00
01:21:07.000 so first of all it's complete derelicts who would even do that right okay or adventurous 0.93
01:21:12.220 adventurous people or people that came strictly to fucking judge you and ruin your day sure um so 0.88
01:21:22.280 that's like did you have well you haven't gotten up on stage yet you have or you haven't i've done 0.98
01:21:27.820 one stand-up set did people know you were going to be there it was at this like my friend's doing a
01:21:35.800 thing at his house like one of those things and it was 22 comics on february 2nd of 2022 oh it was
01:21:43.720 like a saying grandhog's day exactly saint patrick's um actually i think it was on 9-11
01:21:49.480 february 22nd yes 9-11 groundhog baby that forgetful venison they call it in some cultures
01:21:56.120 berman yeah that is crazy that's an american tradition only right what can you look up the
01:22:03.720 history groundhog day well the natives probably had something to do with it i would guess
01:22:07.680 and shout out to the natives and sorry about everything but i believe that they had a lot 0.96
01:22:13.380 to do with the dude the groundhog who's gonna fucking look at a groundhog some perv probably 0.97
01:22:18.720 some perv that was like and if he comes out of that hole and goes back in the hole hey look i ain't 0.99
01:22:24.280 saying nothing but i believe this animal's got a little thing okay so if he comes out he got a thing
01:22:30.140 on him what does it say go back to it groundhog's day the pennsylvania dutch were immigrants from
01:22:40.080 german-speaking areas of europe the germans had a tradition of marking february 2nd as badger day
01:22:45.940 candlemas um of marking condolmas which is february 2nd as badger day dockstag on which if a badger
01:22:54.260 emerging from its den encountered a sunny day thereby casting a shadow it heralded four more 0.98
01:23:00.280 weeks of winter wow so it's it's a badger we got it wrong also where the fuck does that even come 0.96
01:23:06.940 from i'm even more confused um candlemas is a western christian festival observed in the roman catholic 0.98
01:23:16.200 and lutheran churches in folk religion various superstitions continue to be linked with the
01:23:21.820 holiday um a punksutawney beginnings the first reported news of a groundhog day observance was
01:23:28.060 arguably made by the punksutawney spirit newspaper of punksutawney pa in 1886 up to the time of going to
01:23:35.420 press the beast had not seen its shadow god first of all the mark of the beast it's just this is how 0.88
01:23:43.720 they think of us entertainers this animal's coming to fucking entertain you and they saying oh this 0.95
01:23:49.480 beast ain't even showed up yet like it just goes to call time yeah it goes to show the pain you even 0.79
01:23:57.400 have to go through to win over an audience however it was not until the following year in 1887 the
01:24:02.880 first groundhog considered official was commemorative commemorated there with a group making a trip to
01:24:07.980 the gobbler's knob part of town okay okay okay so i'm not saying it was a little right right this is
01:24:17.300 a real fellas hanging i bet people have gathered annually at the spot for the event ever since i
01:24:22.480 would like to go to that one day we could add it to our list of things to do it's on the to-do list
01:24:27.680 when we do our great american road trip yeah that that'll be a real beautiful time i think that would
01:24:32.300 be really nice you think he's still alive that guy right there yeah i'm sure the marmot oh that
01:24:37.980 animal yeah he looks chill huh he looks like let me do let me let me do another take you got it 0.97
01:24:49.280 wrong dude if you've been in there all year what if you come out just fucking i'd be like that's so 0.99
01:24:53.980 embarrassing he bombs you're like i got the news wrong yeah he comes out of the hole and a little 0.99
01:25:00.320 turd comes out and he's real embarrassed he's gonna do it again he's kicking it back in with
01:25:04.120 his foot he stepped in it what do you think about the um the tiktok ban did you see it yeah i've here's
01:25:13.340 the thing just do it like i'm tired of this edging we're gonna do it oh we're not gonna do it i think
01:25:18.800 that it's a red herring for oh you really want to ban an app during an election year you know where
01:25:25.280 arguably like it's a very democratic app in nature but i i think that the timing is intentional oh you
01:25:32.420 do so you think because who passed it though that congress or the representatives took that congress 0.98
01:25:38.480 years-long case against bite dance it was 50 to 0 that they're passing this shit along 0.84
01:25:43.520 what are you saying zach it was both sides and it was congress oh wait both uh but it hasn't passed
01:25:50.480 the senate yet but biden promised to sign it if it does if it hits his desk so the house of
01:25:55.520 representatives the house committee voted unanimously last week to advance bipartisan legislation that
01:25:59.560 would force bite dance that's the chinese ownership right to divest its tiktok act ownership within 165
01:26:05.800 days i think it's just a shame because tiktok we've seen it's just it's launched so many businesses and
01:26:12.060 it's a way to share information and it's a way that i mean not to get too like socio political but
01:26:18.140 like the more we're on social media and the more that we don't like interact with each other we've
01:26:23.260 lost the concept of third places you know like public parks and coffee shops where we can go to
01:26:28.640 talk to each other tiktok is that third place when you ban that was it people are going to go to
01:26:33.880 facebook you know and it's like you don't can't really have a community it's just sad you know like
01:26:38.520 we've found a way to actually connect with each other and see cultures and things that we never probably
01:26:44.060 would have seen and now we're going to ban it because why because of security and privacy brother
01:26:49.700 my social security number and parents address has been on the internet for years yeah you know like
01:26:54.140 our credit cards are there what are we actually talking about we had that's that's part of it i agree
01:26:59.520 like why you don't think there's so many other sites that have our information i don't trust facebook
01:27:06.720 and instagram to have our information just as much as i don't trust a different company but they're
01:27:12.540 saying since this is a chinese company that that some of the argument is that china would never
01:27:17.200 allow us to have a company over there but i i'm more scared of our information already being
01:27:24.540 completely monopolized exactly um and if it's not bite dance it's going to be you know name the winner
01:27:32.040 it's just but forcing someone to own it and i think there's a lot of people that say they don't want
01:27:37.140 um like inform like or there's a theory out there that they don't want information like from israel
01:27:44.480 palestine from like the war like that kind of stuff like you know censorship they want censorship
01:27:49.520 and people want to be able to like have there be like a big three who owns what you can see you can
01:27:54.900 control it and so this is something different so that almost makes me feel like that could be the
01:28:01.420 reason you know it's overall just very sad and it's launched so many careers for so many people
01:28:08.060 and it's i think been an overall net positive for i don't know my life specifically but also just like
01:28:15.900 i don't know it's fun oh there's no doubt it's fun i mean i find myself getting more um
01:28:22.880 like in my downtime it's like it's so interesting because each moment is a new what is this even if
01:28:30.580 you have your own algorithm sometimes you forget that you do and you're just like
01:28:33.280 what is this and then sometimes something flies in from like totally out of left field and you're
01:28:38.740 like um wow that's so i never would have seen that that's interesting i didn't know i was rocking 0.99
01:28:44.500 with this yeah yeah yeah didn't know i was fucking with it like that yeah you're like damn i didn't 0.96
01:28:50.960 fucking know i was like that i discovered caleb presley on tiktok really yeah he had that clip go 0.98
01:28:56.600 viral with post malone actually where he was like always tired of being a cowboys fan 0.96
01:29:00.480 and i was like that's hilarious who is this guy i need him what do you say
01:29:05.760 people who say he's so funny that's a good impression he's a wonderful guy i feel lucky
01:29:14.160 to know him yeah it's so funny like yeah some of the people you'll get to meet or know that's true
01:29:18.340 yeah all the friendships you made it's also as what we do where we make content online that's a
01:29:26.220 major platform going away that you can't promote on you know well yeah i mean it would be it would
01:29:30.820 be really a travesty then you would really have to go through like it's just yeah i wonder if there's
01:29:39.840 more to it because i just feel like china has as much of our information as they want that's a done
01:29:46.040 deal at this point it's like everybody goes to timu or something everybody's buying like shovels or
01:29:50.540 whatever or whatever they're getting you know they're buying shovels rope duct tape whatever i'm
01:29:56.040 just spitballing here frigidares um do you like living here in la how long have you lived here for
01:30:03.540 i moved from dallas in like early 2020 right before the pandy the pandy um so i was paying la prices
01:30:14.700 to not enjoy la which was so much fun um it's all right i like it i i think it was culture shock
01:30:21.440 for me at first i don't know if you experienced that too like being from the south i was like you
01:30:26.000 you bitches are weird out here well there's fast there's so much going on there's people on bikes 1.00
01:30:33.160 and stuff and you just don't know what's going on yeah those scooters well yeah there's just so 0.95
01:30:37.360 many little there's like there's a lot there's just a lot more happening yeah it's a lot busier like
01:30:42.340 even when i go back to nashville like it's just it's another so quiet like when you're there it's
01:30:50.360 like i gotta go get my kids from school yes you know like you're hanging out with celebrities and
01:30:54.560 it's like i gotta go it's 3 30 i'm like damn y'all have real lives here here doesn't it feels like a
01:30:59.500 different planet you know it's like not especially in entertainment it's like i don't know what we're
01:31:04.060 all just tweaking it's not real yeah it doesn't see yeah you're like what is going on and i just
01:31:08.980 wonder what it's like now if you don't have comedy well i guess now you've started your
01:31:12.080 podcast like if you don't have the stage yeah yeah it's just interesting to see like is the stage
01:31:18.080 and doing stand-up still a viable way where people feel like they can get an audience
01:31:24.980 it's probably changed it definitely has i mean especially when you talk about selling tickets
01:31:32.620 how do you get people to care you know right they have to see right so you have to be able to have
01:31:37.680 stand-up and then or have a some sort of a live show that's good and then also have people see
01:31:44.100 you yeah have the discoverability because on instagram it's like you can't people who follow 0.98
01:31:49.880 you will see your tour dates if they don't follow you who gives a fuck you know they don't know about 0.86
01:31:54.680 you so it's like that that's the beauty of tiktok is that it's anything can go on anyone's for you page 0.95
01:32:00.420 and that's gonna go away maybe so i mean that sucks but youtube there will a competitor will rise
01:32:07.380 you know when reels came out on instagram or youtube shorts now where people just need short form
01:32:12.540 content somewhat or maybe a new app i'm hoping for a new app but we'll see yeah yeah it always evolves
01:32:19.400 um what else do we have in the news nick anything else uh a sons of only fans model admits he films her
01:32:27.340 content for her no son of only fans model admits he films her content for her wow
01:32:34.220 while most teenage sons can't be bothered unloading the dishwasher for their mothers
01:32:39.320 this one goes above and beyond oh i don't like that andresa urach is a successful only fans content
01:32:45.300 creator and boasts over 3 million followers on instagram wow um that's that's really all you had
01:32:52.980 to share with us that was the best of the best you had to share wow arthur is the one who does it
01:33:00.180 man arthur's gonna that therapy bill is gonna be crazy i mean all right but it was a it's he's
01:33:07.860 you think he gets a cut i mean he used to live in there
01:33:12.100 so i'm not saying that makes it fair but it's like
01:33:18.900 it's that miranda lambert song you know the house that built me yeah the house that you know
01:33:27.660 they say you can't go home again yep yeah i just had to come back one last time wow
01:33:36.420 ma'am i know you don't know me from adam you like tyler childers but these handprints on the 0.99
01:33:44.980 front steps are mine this is what yeah if you're filming your mother's vagina this has a hole 1.00
01:33:50.580 i don't i think this might be the first time anyone's ever thought about it from that perspective 0.99
01:33:55.900 what miranda was doing when she wrote that well i'm just saying it has like
01:33:59.720 yeah but is it getting to that where people don't have jobs anymore and they're like 0.98
01:34:07.160 everybody is you know you have somebody driving doordash and filming their vagina at the same time 1.00
01:34:13.880 just to make ends meet seriously you start to wonder if that's if if people keep losing jobs 0.86
01:34:22.900 is that how dystopian it ends up you know because then what britney oh then what is i think at some
01:34:29.680 point we're all just gonna have to sell post pics even men you got to figure out a way to sell
01:34:34.500 post pics i think you'd fold your nuts into something kind of romantic or something you know
01:34:38.860 i don't know what you would do origami nut or some you know a thing wow that's cool origami nuts 0.71
01:34:45.600 yeah something you'd put on a pillow at a night a fucking nice hotel right right you know yeah a 0.88
01:34:51.000 little trinket something you'd set in the yeah on the toilet roll at a nice hotel you know 0.64
01:34:56.240 yeah yeah yeah god man that's unfortunate any other news sorry that was a lot we'll get you
01:35:03.260 out of here in a few minutes britney oh you're good oh here we go
01:35:07.700 do we have any that aren't fucking life altering well hold on this is important and i thought since 0.93
01:35:15.940 you were an insurance agent surely you'd understand this taiwan man persuades friend to get legs 0.93
01:35:24.280 amputated for 1.3 million dollar now see if it wasn't a scam if it wasn't a scam do you think it'd be
01:35:33.140 worth it 1.3 million would you do it no no i don't think i would you think you know somebody that would
01:35:42.640 though you could call yeah what if this were that new like phone a friend show and it's like
01:35:46.640 sharks sharks i've got a crazy business proposal for you
01:35:52.360 university student oh he's so young forced himself to have a w invitation after he put his feet in a 0.72
01:35:59.380 bucket of drives for more than 10 hours which caused frostbite i was thinking it was going to be
01:36:05.300 more like saw style like someone is there like with a comedically large saw oh yeah that's actually
01:36:12.940 god i bet that hurt claims that on january 26th scroll up please brother
01:36:18.260 zang got frostbite while riding a motorbike with his friend that's what they said
01:36:23.940 the prosecution said that a few days before the incident he filed for life health and accident
01:36:28.320 insurance that some of the policies was 1.3 million
01:36:31.420 um he was taken to a nearby hospital where medical personnel thought his wounds were fake
01:36:37.540 according to the release the medical staff reported that although the patient's feet were frostbitten 0.94
01:36:42.680 they were neat and symmetrical oh injuries and no socks or shoe marks no fucking way so how'd they 0.88
01:36:49.740 get the amputation then nowhere close to freezing they're saying he did it to himself oh so they're 0.91
01:36:57.580 saying he needed the amputation but he did it to himself oh also they said in taiwan a subtropical
01:37:04.080 region cases of severe frostbite requiring amputation are unheard of yeah that makes total sense the
01:37:10.640 plastic bucket that was used to freeze rings fee insurance papers a white polystyrene box contained
01:37:16.780 dry ice eight cell phones and electronic devices were discovered by police during their investigation
01:37:21.300 so they were running a scam oh yeah if you have eight burners dude man and yeah 0.99
01:37:26.740 wow that is i can speak from personal experience insurance companies do not give a shit if you 0.98
01:37:34.160 live or die are you serious absolutely like i had because i worked at a call center for insurance 0.97
01:37:41.320 companies like it was like a brokerage like people would call in and they'd be like i'm in a car
01:37:45.500 wreck and i'd be like let me pull up your policy one second put them on hold for 30 minutes 0.64
01:37:50.800 they'd be like my leg and i'd be like one second sir listening to the hold music and i'm pulling it up
01:37:56.540 i'm taking a bathroom break and i'm like all right got your policy right here how can i help you 0.95
01:38:00.360 be like i just got hit by a semi and my fucking whatever and my dog my dog was in the please and i'd be 0.99
01:38:07.440 like i would have to pull up their policy and see where they selected i don't want that coverage 0.98
01:38:11.920 and i'd have to be like are you sitting down we cannot help you i was like i am now i'm in a
01:38:19.200 wheelchair now i'm forever sitting down i literally had to be like on this day at this time and i 0.99
01:38:25.940 quote you said fuck y'all i'm not paying for that shit i had to quote it back to him and be like you 1.00
01:38:32.540 rejected this coverage it's not covered i'm so sorry well what the fuck do i pay for fuck y'all 1.00
01:38:37.520 are scammers it's like with insurance the more you pay for the more it's worth it because when that 0.99
01:38:42.580 shit happens not that but like when shit happens you're gonna be thankful that you're gonna have 1.00
01:38:46.740 people yell at you all day every day and call your names oh yeah yeah i got called a bitch on 1.00
01:38:53.020 the phone more often than not i would argue yeah it was a good time we used to get angry voicemails 0.98
01:39:00.220 from people and we used to play them for each other and laugh because it was you have to laugh at a
01:39:04.400 certain point you know because it's like you're mad at the situation not at me i had to realize
01:39:08.060 that because i used to cry i used to cry i was like they're yeah they're so like people are mean
01:39:13.040 oh yeah you know i used to cry because i was like i thought they were mad at me no they're 0.55
01:39:17.520 mad at themselves for yeah you fucking give me my money yeah literally i have gotten that message 0.91
01:39:22.780 verbatim and i was 21 when i graduated college and i'm sitting there in this desk like is this the 0.98
01:39:27.700 rest of my life is that me with a thank you for calling the insurance and did you have a lunch break
01:39:32.800 too or not yeah i had a lunch break but uh i would always try to go over and so at the end of the
01:39:38.940 lunch i'd be like i'm gonna go take my dump and i'd go in the bathroom and i'd hide and i'd just be
01:39:43.740 on my phone and they'd oh my god this company was so micromanagey that i would be in the bathroom and
01:39:49.640 it was one of those bathrooms where the lights were like motion activated and uh i would sit in
01:39:55.720 there for so long that they'd go out people would come into the bathroom and literally knock on the 0.97
01:39:59.840 stall door and be britney uh-uh it was awful it was awful i hated every fucking minute of it dude 0.99
01:40:05.740 one time i was going to do a number two somewhere in seattle right and uh capital of america yeah 0.95
01:40:13.040 is it what coffee capital poop capital is it well it's the coffee capital so poop checks out yeah um
01:40:20.040 and yeah i went in i go in and when i go there's a bathroom attendant in there there's like a guy
01:40:27.020 working in there right who's just handing you a right so i go sit in the stall and the dude comes
01:40:32.280 and knocks on the door like don't worry bro i got you right i'm like was he gonna wipe me i don't 0.95
01:40:37.360 know what he means i'm like what do you mean you fucking i don't need anything right so now i'm 0.98
01:40:41.920 wondering like how much does it cost like was i supposed to pay like a tariff or something like 0.99
01:40:46.160 like how much does it cost to shit in here for a few minutes you know to to be in here defecating and 0.99
01:40:52.120 and am i running up a tab now i'm like all concerned right it's an hourly rate yeah so then here's 0.99
01:40:57.420 what happens um the guy uh somebody else comes in and knocks on the door right they have to use the 0.99
01:41:04.000 bathroom this guy the bouncer the shit bouncer whatever starts yelling at the fucking dude 0.99
01:41:10.820 knocking on the door he's like hey leave my leave my boy as is right 1.00
01:41:18.160 well you mean he was defending you he was defending you yeah the bouncer's like hey hey leave my boy as is
01:41:26.180 right and i'm like i don't know either one of these guys out here but he's riding for you
01:41:31.580 yeah yeah that guy's riding for me yeah so they actually ended up getting a little bit of altercation
01:41:36.260 but and you're just pants around your ankles yeah i'm just like why did i pick this place yeah 0.96
01:41:42.480 you're whole out yeah oh that's that's you ever been walked in on while you were shitting 0.98
01:41:48.000 like someone opened the door i did it at a woman's restaurant the other day apparently it's a 0.99
01:41:52.720 gender sex uniform restroom okay and i didn't know i mean i guess i did know i yeah i went in there
01:41:59.900 and it's just that it was like uh in somewhere and i opened the door and there's a woman sitting
01:42:05.200 right there man she'd forgotten to lock the door man well that's not necessarily your fault
01:42:09.400 i mean that's like if you're not locking it yeah i wonder if she likes that oh probably not
01:42:15.920 but what can you do at that point you know it's like and then you got to stand outside and be like
01:42:21.060 you done she's got to walk by you as you walk that's the weirdest no just leave the restaurant
01:42:25.940 at that point yeah yeah i think that's weird if i'm in the bathroom so i won't even come out until
01:42:31.560 the bathroom is empty usually that's that's the way to do it really yeah i would well yeah i don't
01:42:36.200 want to look that person in the eye you just saw my gooch you know or even if you're just in there
01:42:41.440 yeah yeah you're probably right yeah um any other good news guys oh speaking of your royal
01:42:49.180 there we go court yeah yeah yeah speaking of your royal court buckingham palace confirms king charles
01:42:55.340 is alive after russian media reports his death classic russia oh man and that's princess diana's
01:43:04.960 husband huh yes yeah after reports surfaced in russian media that the monarch who was
01:43:11.380 recently diagnosed with cancer passed away buckingham palace put an end to the speculation
01:43:16.280 telling news agency tasss we are happy to confirm the king is continuing with official and private
01:43:21.720 that's right he's the king because queen elizabeth died he's been the king for what maybe a year now 0.96
01:43:26.340 maybe um when did queen elizabeth die do you know that meme of damn two years almost two years ago 0.94
01:43:35.400 yeah you know that meme of um whenever someone dies they'll split the face and put 0.86
01:43:40.420 xxxx tentation with that person you've seen this look up look up x tentation queen elizabeth
01:43:49.280 like anytime any public figure
01:43:53.420 they'll post this it'd be like r.i.p queen elizabeth you would have loved september 9th 2022
01:44:04.160 and was that the day after she was the day after she died oh she'll never see it yeah i remember
01:44:11.280 princess diana died i was at my friend's house and he was a um
01:44:14.640 uh homosexual prize fighter right one of the toughest fighters that they had in our area 0.99
01:44:23.080 and he invited me over there in the gay weight class or what is that what is homosexual no he 0.79
01:44:28.000 just they didn't have it he was only fighter yeah it was okay but he was the toughest guy around but
01:44:33.520 he was also gay but people were like period so they just didn't even have a guy like him okay and he
01:44:39.580 was um and he sold a bunch of weed to the kids but he was uh awesome yeah he sounds awesome oh yeah 0.90
01:44:46.400 you shove him on the pod he's deceased but damn it yeah he drove into an embankment actually but he
01:44:53.940 was uh before that he we were at his house getting high over there and he's like yeah princess diana 0.98
01:45:01.980 dying he started bawling crying and i didn't know princess diana was right i thought it was like
01:45:06.700 like our mayor's wife or whatever in our town you thought her first name was princess well i just
01:45:13.740 didn't know like it was such a big deal and he had all these beanie babies he's princess diana beanie
01:45:17.940 babies but wow it literally i mean akin to like if jesus had come down and gotten shot yeah it's like
01:45:26.380 oh people were heartbroken yes my best friend's mother has like statues of um princess diana in their
01:45:31.700 yeah she's like a saint yeah do you think what does the royal family even do though um
01:45:37.960 that is actually a great question
01:45:42.660 regrettably a number of the king's forthcoming public engagements have been rearranged or postponed
01:45:49.100 he sounds like he's dead his majesty would like to apologize but what does he do
01:45:53.840 i mean i think they just like eat beans on toast and like be very royal they be royal and they like
01:46:02.100 be racist sometimes yeah for fun wasn't that it was a big thing that queen elizabeth like 0.97
01:46:08.400 fucking hated megan markle did she really yeah 0.99
01:46:12.000 oh wow it's like blatant racism for fun oh 0.99
01:46:17.100 these meetings are completely private and no official records have kept what is said
01:46:21.560 um he receives daily dispatches from the government in a red leather box
01:46:26.920 including briefings ahead of important meetings or documents needing his signature wow
01:46:31.320 the king is the uk head of state but his powers are largely symbolic and ceremonial
01:46:36.580 he remains politically neutral interesting there's something so silly about all that garb
01:46:42.840 yeah i wonder if you didn't have it though what would it be too much of a loss of tradition
01:46:47.920 right have you seen the coronation chair it's like a graffitied ugly yeah look up king charles
01:46:56.160 coronation chair it's like the most unassuming it's like the most important throne in all of
01:47:02.600 royal history of the uk oh wow it's just ugly and it's like wood and it's got graffiti on it it looks
01:47:09.600 like the birthday chair at a uh texas roadhouse where my sister used to work at 0.69
01:47:13.740 it does it does literally yeah there's like ash ash marks from cigarettes yeah yeah there's peanut
01:47:21.980 shells on the floor it is yeah it just has a caught some conway twitty lyrics or something like
01:47:27.120 chiseled into it oh wow happy anniversary mark and carol yeah that's what my sister used to bring
01:47:36.520 out all the time god i love a texas roadhouse she was a waitress yeah she was a waitress i bet that 1.00
01:47:42.700 was fun she yeah she did a pretty good job of it i think i think people enjoyed her energy she just
01:47:48.900 got a she's a nurse now period yeah yeah that texas roadhouse to nurse pipeline is pretty common 0.99
01:47:54.240 it's really common yeah where all my texas roadhouse to fucking nurse bitches at 1.00
01:47:59.840 where are the nurse hoes at texas roadhouse um are you excited having a podcast how long have you 0.99
01:48:07.920 had yours i launched my oh dude your video with that fucking shirt collar just show that video dude 1.00
01:48:17.260 tell me that shit okay so you know what a dickie is yeah you're familiar with a dickie 0.99
01:48:24.500 there you go yeah i'll let you play it fake collars from amazon so i can wear a sweatshirt and not 1.00
01:48:32.680 have to put a collared shirt under it girl that's like stupid as fuck so bad do you look like every 1.00
01:48:41.180 character from harry potter in one person you know who i look like fucking chris farley from that one 1.00
01:48:47.600 the chippendale sketch look it up that's what i look like no angel baby you do not look like that 0.78
01:48:55.820 that is well i put the top on for mine this i remember my mother showing me this
01:49:02.640 oh my god i really was like this is about to be a fashion moment wasn't humiliated i can't believe
01:49:14.280 that how much did they charge you for those that'll run you about 4.99 a pop and this and you don't
01:49:21.960 think china has our information they know the width of britney broski's neck they know my my uh 0.99
01:49:30.900 neck side neck cup size well she's a she's got some d's it's a girthy it's a d cup neck hey look 0.99
01:49:40.340 that's a 12 inch neck that is it's a good good diameter yeah that shit was real humbling um 0.98
01:49:47.000 what uh what else nick anything else good in the news i feel like they were kind of negative from uh 0.99
01:49:56.280 if we we had an uber driver attacked in chicago new york city squatters uh uber is leaving minneapolis
01:50:03.280 yeah that's crazy what's that about yeah i saw that uber is uh wait uber's no longer gonna be
01:50:10.720 working in minneapolis uber's no longer gonna be working in minneapolis uber and lyft right
01:50:15.460 excuse me very fair you can audition for the yell team thank you oh it's only it's only guys it's
01:50:24.520 only guys damn why don't they have a women's one nope tradition it's horrible there will be one day 0.80
01:50:32.440 when there's a woman yell later um god willing after the minneapolis city council voted 10-3 0.98
01:50:38.420 to override mayor jacob fry's veto of a ride hailing pay raise ordinance on thursday uber says it will
01:50:45.140 pull out of the entire twin cities metro starting may 1st uber we are disappointed the council chose
01:50:50.600 to ignore the data and kick uber out of the twin cities oh putting 10 000 people out of work and
01:50:55.660 leaving many stranded but we know that by working together with all stakeholders drivers riders and
01:51:00.640 state leaders we can achieve comprehensive statewide legislation i don't trust uber what what's going
01:51:05.200 on what are they supposed to do cabs oh the new ordinance aims at guaranteeing drivers or minimum
01:51:11.960 wage in minneapolis it requires ride hailing companies to pay drivers rates equivalent to the
01:51:15.600 city's minimum wage of 15 57 amen i think they should have to do that they definitely should
01:51:20.660 so that's why they don't want to pay them 15 and 57 cents they'd rather ban both companies that's
01:51:26.440 crazy they didn't ban it uber and lyft voluntarily pulled out i see so they're saying if you want to
01:51:33.560 work here you have to pay them that much i think that that's fair um i think that i was just in
01:51:38.700 australia and they have there it's like a livable wage right i can't imagine that so people can get
01:51:44.760 like 30 an hour just like for like so many jobs what is it look it up nick so i know what i'm talking
01:51:51.580 about um but you know what first of all you 23 23 per hour it's a minimum pay rate provided by the
01:52:02.940 fair work act of 2009 that's like what i was making with a full bachelor's degree yeah like i worked my
01:52:11.160 ass off to make 20 an hour that's crazy and so uh the crazy part was you would see so then everybody 0.51
01:52:20.460 was like kind of happy in their job it's like everybody knows that they're going to be able
01:52:24.720 to survive they're going to make it through so there was this total energy australia's minimum wage
01:52:29.540 is go back is australian 23 23 per hour for adults over the age of 21
01:52:37.100 so actually they're australians the same amount as u.s though it's 15.23 u.s is america's that well
01:52:45.440 i guess it depends on the state yeah what's our um i tell you i used to work at baskin robbins
01:52:52.500 i made 7.25 an hour california it's 16 an hour but the cost of living in california is so much higher
01:53:00.000 than everywhere else it's unbelievable the federal minimum wage for covered non-exam employees is
01:53:04.480 seven dollars and 25 cents per hour do you ever work in food industry yeah yeah yeah i used to sell
01:53:11.860 mexican food for a living and um what else um yeah i worked at a
01:53:19.340 another mexican spot and then yeah i was a waitress or whatever waiter you were not a waiter you were
01:53:28.660 a waitress oh the waitress which one did you work at uh baskin robbins oh you did i worked 0.98
01:53:33.220 i was slinging cream were you yeah praise god mama slinging cream uh at the age of 16 i worked there
01:53:40.740 16 until i turned 18 oh really now did a lot of guys come in there to flirt because i feel like
01:53:45.980 really it's old people who go like to physically go into a baskin robbins it was like old people 1.00
01:53:53.600 being like i'll have the regular sir i just started working here what's your regular and that's gonna be
01:53:58.040 a large milkshake imagine a large at one of those places praline butter pecan praline uh milkshake 0.98
01:54:07.720 wow and that shit's delicious is it i can't lie yeah old people it's they love pistachio they love 0.98
01:54:12.860 butter pecan praline whatever all those like it seems nasty pretty good and i would i would have to 0.99
01:54:17.860 make these grown men uh who like own companies their milkshake oh wow so they like it it is an old
01:54:25.380 fashion kind of place basket robbins and it seems like but it's prominently why is it a white
01:54:29.860 clientele mostly it's a white clientele yeah yeah because i worked at um uh what was the one
01:54:38.060 um uh cold stone creamers oh that's where they do the scoop and the chop and the yeah we were 0.99
01:54:46.380 fucking yeah and i did that huh oh i chopped the shit with a credit card 0.98
01:54:50.560 i'm looking up i can get weird boy you're dipping it in that water that murky water 1.00
01:55:01.000 i'm like raging in that bitch 1.00
01:55:04.020 you're doing it with your hands yeah god it was fun cold stone wasn't like a culinary experience 1.00
01:55:16.220 oh yeah cold stone was a vibe man people took that um i like cake batter straight up
01:55:21.260 you didn't do any mixing i would throw in a little bit of sprinkles but nothing crazy i don't like it
01:55:25.300 where it like infects the ice cream so much and it gets colored out so i just put it in a certain
01:55:30.060 area and eat it fast almost like put a little mustache of sprinkles on it right right get that
01:55:34.920 in me first a ribbon yeah yeah i liked it though um yeah what else well the uber drivers well oh in
01:55:42.720 australia so everybody makes a little wait so you'll see like a gorgeous woman working construction 1.00
01:55:51.540 period what's wrong with that nothing you don't see more of that we need more yeah yeah it's just
01:55:58.740 like you don't you would see like a supermodel so that i'll put it like that you would see a 0.94
01:56:02.700 supermodel working in like you'd be walking by the construction site damn she's calling you oh my 1.00
01:56:09.900 fucking god like what i will just build i will let that lady fucking just build my build like a 1.00
01:56:19.840 two-bedroom two-bath in my heart yeah yeah crown molding yeah i trust her with my life 0.99
01:56:25.940 yeah so it just i guess that was kind of interesting i think yeah that that just the
01:56:30.700 minimum wage is too low but i don't know enough about economics to learn about that and i'm kind
01:56:35.300 of in the same boat with you i should have somebody on to talk about that with yeah um you should see
01:56:40.420 if caleb's available yeah he doesn't know tennessee could ban marriage between first cousins wait
01:56:47.440 no yeah oh come on dude my buddy justin's gonna be pissed i'm not even joking dude he come on
01:56:57.860 well here's the thing here's why it why they're even what do you mean i'm not saying it depends on
01:57:04.580 where you live here's the thing if you don't have any gas money your parents don't have a car
01:57:09.020 you live in an area how far will you walk for love that's the question for gooch yeah why what
01:57:18.680 would you do for gooch well at a certain point if your family lives rural enough how far are you
01:57:23.000 gonna walk to make love how far would you walk to make love me 12 miles you're capping it at 12
01:57:30.180 yeah i'm not walking after that i'm like who's within this area yeah and if you do it myself with if
01:57:36.320 it's over 12 oh yeah but i think yeah it's just interesting i guess i will admit i did not know
01:57:43.100 that it was already legal to begin with first cousin that's your parents siblings kid right yeah
01:57:52.740 now i'll say that that is a little too close to home that's like for real inbreeding that's not even
01:58:01.680 like oh it's a third cousin on your mama's side she got divorced three times that's your for real 0.67
01:58:06.080 blood yeah why buy the cow when you can just smash your cousin you know that's that kind of 0.64
01:58:11.220 thing i feel like it's like
01:58:13.260 but house bill 2041 initially filed for introduction by representative darren jernigan
01:58:21.300 um prohibits marriage between first cousins what does that say about dan and shay
01:58:27.860 go down dan and shay are supporting the video dan and shay surprise oh i thought that was related
01:58:33.760 are they surprised the voice fans downtown never mind um yeah that's that's actually crazy that it's
01:58:40.280 legal i know gosh are we supporting bill i think that at this point especially with uber now if you live 0.92
01:58:50.980 in minneapolis you could be fucking your cousin but with uber i think you got to figure that out 0.95
01:58:56.620 in this sort of scenario i mean tennessee that's already pretty that's redneck that's some places 0.97
01:59:03.980 get pretty rural yeah yeah if you get it out of east tennessee if you remove uber and lyft from
01:59:09.420 tennessee we're dealing with something major yeah a pandemic an epidemic you know yeah well i wonder
01:59:16.960 what would happen if all those things went away we would go back to almost a different time really
01:59:21.000 that's what i'm saying i was talking about third places earlier like what if we have to leave our
01:59:24.900 houses what would we do oh like where would we go yeah yeah because i guess like yeah like you're more
01:59:32.200 of like a culture where everything is really on social media you know whereas my life's been kind
01:59:36.720 of split where that wasn't really the case so it's like i don't you just it's a different time it's
01:59:41.940 just more i will say this there's more room for imagination and you used to leave things up to
01:59:48.080 chance more sure like it felt like if you saw somebody or ran into somebody or there was then
01:59:53.480 it was like a there was like oh the world has some purpose in this yeah yeah it's gone now i feel
02:00:02.340 like everything you hide behind a screen what's there to risk there's no like spontaneity the other
02:00:07.100 right yeah the mat yeah there wasn't as much like will i see them again and if you do it meant there
02:00:12.560 was like so much value and build up like yeah what if i will i ever see them again what if i never see
02:00:18.140 them you know you're talking about like potential partners or friends yeah potential partners yeah
02:00:24.100 like if you saw a girl then you would just pine over until like the next time you saw her you're like
02:00:28.320 oh when i see her i'm gonna say something then you wouldn't say anything you're like but when i see her
02:00:34.420 next time exactly and then it would be 20 years later she'd be married and you'd be like but when 0.92
02:00:38.740 i see her things are gonna be different if i just would have seen her oh if i just would have seen her 0.99
02:00:45.080 now you can find her address yeah and show up to her house or send her a dm and say just your penis 0.99
02:00:52.700 i see you yeah i see you i see you i'm outside your house yeah scary you um yeah i saw you went through 0.99
02:00:58.400 some love issues recently you were there was a guy you had kind of met and it fell off
02:01:02.040 yeah i had an irishman we're talking about the irish had an irishman that i met on a
02:01:06.960 a christian dating app that i did a brand deal with and i was like they gifted me premium
02:01:13.080 and then the premium ran out and i went ahead and paid for it myself
02:01:17.220 34.99 a month get your life i and i got it and i found this beautiful young gentleman and he was uh
02:01:23.980 in ireland or in u.s he's gonna be in dublin he's in dublin and i was in nashville at the time
02:01:28.740 and i was so we were messaging and he was still awake because that's what that's eastern time
02:01:32.860 yeah so they're only five hours ahead but back here it's eight hours ahead so it just sort of
02:01:37.620 slowed down and then he was responding to me like every three to five business days and i was like
02:01:43.280 this isn't very romantic you know what i mean yeah he was so funny though because i'm always
02:01:48.960 worried you know when you talk to people from other countries it's like you're gonna get my sense 1.00
02:01:52.540 of humor yeah and he did and he was smart and he like went to college and i was like okay okay
02:01:58.460 but i'm going to ireland in july you'll see him then you think i'll see him so were you guys
02:02:03.120 facetiming and stuff chatting like that no not one voice message not one no way not even a voice
02:02:08.920 message from an irish you gotta get it he did tell me though he said um he goes i need to tell you
02:02:15.520 something and i was like there's nothing you could say because i'm so i've built him up in my mind i'm 0.90
02:02:19.900 like there's nothing you could say he said i've got some fucked up teeth does he and i had does he 0.97
02:02:25.440 and i said it can't be that bad he sent me a photo just of the teeth yeah it's bad it's not that good 0.93
02:02:32.480 it's not that good and i don't really have dental insurance i can offer him you know we're kind of
02:02:37.520 self-employed entertainers you can get him a package oh there you go my nose look like yeah yeah if
02:02:42.440 your teeth look like like the ones you see in like the bones of a skull or whatever that's always bad
02:02:47.320 you know victorian skull yeah that usually feels bad to me yeah you got teeth that belong in a museum
02:02:55.260 he sent me that photo and i said oh yeah what is that i wonder because there is something about
02:03:03.940 you meet people online it just feels so tough like it's like does this mean any what's going on here
02:03:11.000 and then you'll spend so much time in this fantasy world of your own like you see their pictures you
02:03:15.880 think about this you've seen them from so many angles you're like god it's you think you know
02:03:21.680 them you don't know that person no you don't know them at all and you have all these judgments already
02:03:26.060 about them yeah without any of their own real energy that's it's very true and like i'm filling 0.99
02:03:31.940 in the blanks with what i want them to be oh yeah he could be a fucking perv loser but i'm like 0.98
02:03:36.940 in my head we're married where we've been happily married we have some tiffs sometimes but yeah we're 0.99
02:03:41.480 married and uh it was in the church and we have two kids but it's like yeah it's scary to think
02:03:47.060 like i'm going to his country a place i've never been before and so if you told him like hey i'm
02:03:51.180 coming there and did you do it to go see him i wouldn't care if you did yeah yeah we've all done 0.97
02:03:56.680 things i mean hello you've never flown across world for a dick appointment you're lying 0.76
02:04:01.780 i've flown some places domestically oh yeah okay if you add them up yeah it's definitely an
02:04:09.420 international flight yeah you got some delta points from those yeah yeah i've heard at least
02:04:14.180 a free flight probably you had diamond medallion flown somebody in you know that's crazy i want to get
02:04:19.700 to that level i want to start flying dudes out but it's just what he's doing you're going there or
02:04:24.160 just the girl coming to see me yes yeah yeah but you front the bill right yeah i think that that's
02:04:30.440 fair if they're spending their time to do it right yeah i'm gonna start doing that for men i think
02:04:34.760 that's yeah i'm gonna get some dudes flued out dude oh i see it well that's a thing it's just
02:04:41.760 interesting it's like yeah how do you find because a lot of relationships are online these days i just
02:04:46.280 saw an article the other day see if you've seen anything nick and then we'll get out of here britney
02:04:50.960 um the the place people meet now is online it used to be an actual real place yeah but that's over
02:04:59.920 now oh it's a graph how couples meet in the u.s whoa and this uh work was the number one under
02:05:10.080 friends in 1980 this is an example through friends was 33 percent whoa work was 25 percent um a bar was
02:05:21.320 22 percent through family was 18 percent uh grade school first of all pedophile i'm gonna say that
02:05:29.080 was 10 percent the schoolyard neighbors was eight percent whoa and uh uh and online was zero percent
02:05:38.680 in 1980 now does this say just actual numbers so i don't have to go through all that again that's
02:05:45.520 2020 50 over 50 percent of all relationships yeah wow that just makes me sad you know but i think it
02:05:56.360 goes into kind of what you're talking about it's like how do you get back yeah what are the percentages
02:06:00.160 nick just find them for us in a little graph or in uh not a graph but in just a list if you can brother
02:06:04.780 um what it's like
02:06:07.680 yeah because i i wonder what things do you miss by not having that old-fashioned thing
02:06:14.140 yeah like it would just be like i remember you'd see a girl i saw a girl go by on a school bus one
02:06:19.640 time and i saw her through the window and i fell in love with her yeah of course of course and then
02:06:26.320 i told people she was my girl for a couple months right and she was we're seeing each other on the
02:06:31.100 weekends and said and there was no just lying oh it was so sad and i was just at my apartment just
02:06:37.000 being sad yeah and then um whoa and i never saw her again she might have been the one she might 0.66
02:06:45.080 have been you think about her yeah i still think about her sometimes man nearly 45 percent of survey
02:06:50.380 respondents reported online dating apps to be the place wow making it the most popular spot i feel
02:06:55.420 like it's more than that that's crazy though um yeah and girls always have to do so much to get ready
02:07:04.120 for a date i feel like you know yeah dudes just barely even shower barely show up you know they 1.00
02:07:11.260 left half of them at home it's just pitiful there's this picture of you know just like the difference of
02:07:18.220 the effort that like men and women put into a lot of things there's this picture of beyonce and ed
02:07:23.700 sheeran at the same award ceremony and beyonce's in this beautiful like terry mugler vintage gown just
02:07:30.580 like glamp thousands of dollars ed sheeran's in jeans and a button-up 0.99
02:07:34.640 and then they're side by side they perform together he's in fucking 0.97
02:07:40.740 that's it oh that's the most ed sheeran vibe ever he's always like that he you cannot blame 0.99
02:07:50.060 i love it yeah wow that's crazy she looks just like a beautiful ovary or something 1.00
02:08:00.120 he looks like somebody who fucking donates at a sperm bank you know who's banned from a sperm 0.97
02:08:07.480 bank yeah and god bless you ed we definitely god bless ed he's one of the greatest musical 0.99
02:08:12.440 minds of a generation but we have got to get you in a suit brother he's a special he's one of a kind
02:08:16.740 oh that is really special he's one of a kind and i should have meant fallopian tube but that's
02:08:20.720 what i meant fallopian tube happy international women's month by the way i'm always an inch away
02:08:25.380 from what i really mean you know i can get you there um yeah i love this photo it's crazy yeah
02:08:31.860 that is pretty wild i saw him perform one night i was watching who the chain smokers in las vegas
02:08:38.020 and he came out and performed he's amazing so good yeah and at first like just do part of your song
02:08:43.260 he's like none of my song it's like i have kind of ballady stuff and yeah heart-wrenching yeah and
02:08:48.660 you guys are like djs but then like so they did a little bit of one of them and then another and
02:08:52.900 then next thing you know it was just like became like his i'm in love with the shape of you that 0.80
02:08:56.720 song goes crazy it was fucking hype dude people were just fucking lonely but also feeling something 0.90
02:09:02.020 at the same time it makes me very like if ed sheeran can find love beautiful love i can yeah you know 0.93
02:09:10.860 what i mean it gives me he's he gives me hope is he married happily oh wow yeah i didn't know that
02:09:16.300 he was married um yeah it's interesting figuring it out finding somebody you know yeah what if you
02:09:23.780 had to move to dublin oh that's where what's her name's from sinead no other lady you said looks 1.00
02:09:29.840 like you guys look like each other people tell you sometimes adele adele she's british oh she's 0.90
02:09:34.760 british yeah yeah yeah she's from london south london oh that's nice yes hosier is from dublin oh he
02:09:41.660 is i need him desperately yeah dude yeah in like the most biblical sense that a man and woman can
02:09:47.660 need each other i need him like that yeah there's something real interesting about that hosier he's 1.00
02:09:52.020 about six foot seven and that's not a joke big monster of a man love that's a long boy
02:09:57.640 if you're stretched out god imagine being that long and just longing around everywhere and you can't
02:10:04.360 even hide you know that would break my heart but at concerts i bet it's nice you can look over
02:10:09.400 everybody you know but then people meet up at you at fairs and stuff
02:10:12.920 yeah meet at the big irish guy yeah yeah just meet at danny at 11 and people are like danny's like 0.99
02:10:21.740 what the fuck man wherever danny's gonna be you gotta trust him danny just y'all gets all fucked up 0.99
02:10:28.420 and he's never there that is crazy i know it is crazy um anything else man i thought there was one 0.99
02:10:35.860 other thing i was gonna ask you about yeah let me hear it uh you know we didn't even get into i
02:10:42.300 had questions for you too you did we'll have to do a part two okay i had questions about god
02:10:47.020 and about but you've talked about that a little bit before not that much you know i think about that a
02:10:53.240 lot i've been trying to have a better relationship with god i was gonna say because you did not grow up
02:10:58.760 like in the church no but it's been a journey for you yeah especially with sobriety and you know
02:11:05.840 just getting older and the more you realize about the earth and the world and people where have you
02:11:12.120 landed yeah i think i need a faith love that but not does it have to be nominal like christian or
02:11:20.000 no i think i i i i like prefer i don't know if i prefer is the word i use christianity because
02:11:27.260 that's the thing i'm most familiar with sure so i think i use a lot of those like kind of um symbols
02:11:34.080 you know um but i think yeah it could be any way you used to find faith you know and build a
02:11:43.040 relationship with a higher power i just find that i just need it more and more it's just too much strain
02:11:47.880 you know i just can't handle it that's real unless i like you know i've been just trying to say like
02:11:53.860 that will be done more often and say that as much as i can it's just like suddenly like everything is
02:11:59.980 not my responsibility yeah because that's how i get to feeling like that everything in the world is my
02:12:04.660 responsibility yeah weighs heavy oh it just and it's it's just this weird stacking weight that you
02:12:10.480 don't even realize is happening yeah it's also self-inflicted like you did that to yourself right and it
02:12:16.060 used to be a good skill when i was a kid because i felt a lot of self-responsibility like i have to
02:12:21.020 take care of myself so then it made sense it was like everything is my responsibility it feels like
02:12:25.980 so i need to do that but then as uh as i got older it's not this it's like it's you're not a kid
02:12:32.400 anymore just trying to get their little life done yeah now you're an adult everything is not your
02:12:37.160 responsibility you know and it shouldn't feel that way all the time you know um i like that i like that
02:12:43.920 it's kind of outside the bounds of like the church but it's still familiar i like that yeah what do you
02:12:50.560 feel about it oh man i'm i'm ex-christian you are yeah oh you're rig you're you were a christian i was
02:12:58.380 i was raised in the baptist church oh really it's like well baptist on my mom's side and um
02:13:05.560 pentecostal on my dad's side pentecostal they get wild they skirted up they get they skirted up they
02:13:11.360 got uh it's almost like amish sometimes it's uh speaking in tongues and like fire and brimstone
02:13:18.280 so i feel like i have two extremes on both sides and that's a weird way to come up because it's like
02:13:22.700 especially as someone who's funny and has success which i'm so grateful for and i'm so fortunate
02:13:31.220 to accredit that to a god and not me and what i've built is kind of where i struggle you know where
02:13:39.560 it's like all glory to this other thing but he didn't do i did the work you know and so much of
02:13:45.820 it i think is chance tiktok happened at a certain time that i happen to be posting videos i'm not
02:13:51.260 more deserving than any other person we just got lucky you know so i struggle with it sometimes of
02:13:56.840 like i've been told that you need to look at the world this way but i don't so what do you do you
02:14:02.900 know and i sometimes have trouble sleeping tonight over it but i don't miss the church yeah you know
02:14:09.060 did you meet any men in the church they're very judgmental are they yeah christian men are the
02:14:15.680 first to shame you yeah the church can be like that you know even like kat bondy was here and she's a 0.85
02:14:21.880 christian she's like turned her life over to christ recently and um and she was just talking about how
02:14:29.660 yeah some of the first to judge so often are like that you're not doing it the right way all that 0.87
02:14:35.240 kind of shit to me seems ridiculous everybody's just trying they're trying you know and they're
02:14:41.900 trying to figure out and i think it also like some of that relationship evolves over time definitely 0.99
02:14:46.260 yeah i think i got to the point where i just feel like the gods are up there like doing their
02:14:53.840 fancy stuff and having like a dinner and like doing things yeah and then like a crumb of like 0.98
02:15:01.860 creativity falls off of their table and like and it hit me in the fucking back of the head or 0.98
02:15:06.680 sure when i was a fucking kid you know yeah yeah yeah i was wondering what that misshapen dent was 0.97
02:15:11.680 so i think i feel like that like i just feel lucky that sometimes that um i get to be like a conduit 0.89
02:15:20.080 like some people everybody's kind of a conduit at different times for joy you know somebody can
02:15:24.920 even just hug you and they can be like that some people have the best hug some people have the best
02:15:29.380 they make the best um squash casserole yeah and some people make the best or great art yeah yeah
02:15:37.120 conduit vessel's a great sort of image as well just like a yeah conduit of joy i love that yeah i'm
02:15:43.400 just like a radio station for the lord you know it's like everybody is fm jc and sometimes it's 0.95
02:15:49.660 fucking rattly bullshit but every now and then you catch something it's like all right it's all 0.92
02:15:54.280 right yeah you know so i know you help a lot of people too who have similar yeah we got a lot of 0.99
02:16:01.040 we got a lot of people yeah a lot of people going through it you got a lot of broken fans 0.83
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02:16:15.000 audience is incredibly gay and uh female and also non-binary but also uh very mentally unwell yeah 0.99
02:16:24.260 and i love it yeah you got to have a little flavor well yeah and i think people are trying to
02:16:29.360 it's tough to figure it all out it is it's hard yeah and i think it's got to be really tough if
02:16:35.380 people especially when it comes to people's like like being non-binary or a lot of that stuff i can't
02:16:41.820 even imagine you know my friend um is a comedian and then he got he transitioned to a woman and it's
02:16:51.400 just been interesting to like see what that is is like like for him you know um i watched your video
02:16:58.600 you posted i loved it on uh when someone called in and asked for advice on being a man yeah and i
02:17:05.440 thought your response was so beautiful oh thanks yeah her name's theo too actually this lady and 1.00
02:17:12.060 yeah it was interesting yeah you just try to give somebody some pointers you know yeah and just grace
02:17:19.280 red rover yeah oh yeah i can't imagine dude if i went over to being a woman i don't know the first
02:17:26.220 thing i would do when i would get there yeah probably close the door and be like what are we
02:17:30.840 in it now this is a lot going on down or just all of it yeah gosh i couldn't even imagine imagine all
02:17:38.060 of the new things you would have to do especially if you go wonder which way is easier if one way is
02:17:44.880 easier than the other i would imagine well i won't even try to speak to it but i do think that there's
02:17:51.980 like i think women know more about men than men know about women because we've had to figure out
02:18:01.680 how to live in a man's world y'all have never had to figure it out you know like good point i think
02:18:07.760 that that and i'm not saying it would be easier i'm saying that there is more knowledge that we know
02:18:14.820 yeah that makes sense yeah i would probably think that about men you mean yeah yeah yeah oh
02:18:23.080 definitely we're always wondering what do men think what do men like what did this what and i know men
02:18:27.380 think the same thing but it's also like especially when you talk about religious communities or in the
02:18:33.660 south where it's like your whole life expectancy is like you get married to a man you have his babies
02:18:38.940 that's your life yeah you know it's not really career driven yeah the way that it is in like maybe
02:18:43.260 new england or the west coast like it's very traditional do you think it's bad do you think
02:18:47.240 one is really better than the other though because i've thought about that it's like
02:18:50.880 because then i have friends that like just work forever and then they achieve all their goals
02:18:57.660 and work but then they don't have a family and they feel um you know some type of way about it
02:19:05.000 i think to each their own i don't ever want kids yeah you know you don't no never never we're not 0.98
02:19:10.980 gonna have any little yellow m&ms running around damn yeah what about some irish ones 1.00
02:19:14.800 what about some what some irish m&ms some irish m&ms maybe dude if you could have a little 0.99
02:19:20.460 fucking irish kid there's no way you couldn't imagine that hey mom i think that uh having little 0.99
02:19:27.560 ginger babies around me would freak me out yeah what are y'all doing you know oh definitely 1.00
02:19:32.640 why do you look like that they won't even allow you to donate ginger semen anymore 0.98
02:19:36.640 at the sperm bank they banned ed sheeran from the sperm bank that's crazy um britney broski thank 1.00
02:19:43.840 you so much uh for hanging out if you guys don't know about britney check her out i know a lot of 0.98
02:19:49.520 you guys do but um yeah just nice to be able to talk to somebody and um big fan thanks for having
02:19:58.320 me thank you yeah it's been a dream i appreciate it it's very sweet of you to come and spend time and
02:20:02.720 um yeah i hope you uh i look forward to seeing uh what you want to do with your um talent probably
02:20:10.460 porn yeah yeah if this doesn't work out we're gonna you know hey well hopefully you have a son to film
02:20:18.220 it i think you just look you're gonna need cheap labor the if with these wage rates um britney thank you
02:20:26.740 so much thank you and let me know about caleb go ahead and send him my number i will i'm gonna send him
02:20:32.560 that picture that we all took all right love it now i'm just floating on the breeze and i feel i'm
02:20:39.460 falling like these leaves i must be cornerstone
02:20:44.620 oh but when i reach that ground i'll share this peace of mind i found i can feel it in my bones
02:20:55.480 but it's gonna tell you