This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Feeling That Yule

00:00:00.100 Hey, hey, hey, what did the horse say to the other, to the chicken on Christmas?

00:00:09.620 Hey, hey, hey.

00:00:12.860 So, today's episode is brought to you by Gray Block Pizza.

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00:00:29.520 Gray Block.

00:00:30.560 Get that hitter.

00:00:34.000 Merry Christmas to you.

00:00:36.420 Merry Christmas to you.

00:00:55.620 Feeling alone, kind of misty Waiting now for you to come

00:01:09.240 Mmm, romance.

00:01:11.820 Cold again, but I know we'll be warm Sitting by the fire and dream

00:01:23.700 Mmm, tell me again With a whisper

00:01:30.760 And that is some romance, Modern Jazz Christmas there by Bluma Pettersson.

00:01:40.860 And that is Bluma Pettersson there with a song called Christmas Moment.

00:01:47.420 Let me pull up something else that's really, let me pull up, fire up another, here we go, one right here.

00:01:54.100 Oh yeah, that's that Wild West.

00:02:06.480 Get on your horse, get a gun, and get some dang Christmas.

00:02:10.040 Everyone knows that Christmas should be white

00:02:14.060 Then Crosby got that right

00:02:17.940 Oh, but I'm in Copacabana

00:02:21.840 Tending up for Santa

00:02:25.660 But I'm getting on a plane

00:02:29.540 A boat or a train

00:02:33.180 I'm setting a new course

00:02:37.540 Bearing straight to north

00:02:40.840 Santa, hold on

00:02:43.160 Santa, hold on

00:02:44.840 Santa, hold on

00:02:47.000 Santa, hold on

00:02:48.660 I'm not gonna leave you hanging by yourself

00:02:54.440 Santa, hold on

00:02:57.340 Santa, hold on

00:03:00.340 And that is a song right there

00:03:02.720 That is Tamisha Alexander

00:03:05.900 With Santa, hold on

00:03:08.340 Happy holidays to you

00:03:11.360 Merry Christmas to you

00:03:12.600 And that's what I say a lot of times

00:03:14.460 Merry Christmas

00:03:15.100 And that's how I leave it

00:03:16.960 Oh

00:03:18.620 It's that time of year

00:03:20.300 It's good to be here

00:03:21.320 I hope that you are just

00:03:23.420 Honestly, I hope you're wherever you are

00:03:26.720 I don't care

00:03:27.260 Wherever you are

00:03:29.620 I hope you're really fired up about it

00:03:31.580 And you feeling that Yule, baby

00:03:33.640 You feeling that Yule, you know

00:03:36.960 Cause this is that time

00:03:39.800 When you can just

00:03:40.740 You know, you can kinda grab

00:03:42.820 Somebody's cheek a little

00:03:44.000 And wiggle it

00:03:45.580 Hey, hey, hey, buddy

00:03:47.140 Merry Christmas

00:03:48.840 This time when you can pet a little

00:03:51.500 You know, pet a neighbor's son

00:03:53.020 Touch him on the head

00:03:53.940 Hey, buddy

00:03:54.700 You're doing great, you know

00:03:56.700 Stay out of my yard

00:03:58.440 But you're doing great

00:03:59.540 It's that time

00:04:02.300 It's that holiday time

00:04:04.520 You know, and it's

00:04:07.280 It's really

00:04:09.120 When you think about Christmas

00:04:11.020 That they had a baby in the desert

00:04:12.760 And I've talked about this before

00:04:15.540 But they had a baby in the desert

00:04:19.600 First of all, very dangerous

00:04:23.780 I don't know if you've ever been to Arizona

00:04:24.900 But you don't see a lot of babies

00:04:26.500 A lot of children won't even come out of the

00:04:29.280 The homesteads or the buildings

00:04:33.120 Until they're 5, 6

00:04:34.780 When they got enough hydration in them

00:04:37.140 They got them oiled up enough

00:04:38.460 Cause a baby

00:04:40.700 The desert

00:04:41.860 Is the complete opposite of a baby

00:04:44.520 You know, a baby is

00:04:47.820 It's like gushy kind of

00:04:52.960 And got fat

00:04:54.360 Like little

00:04:54.960 It's fat look like muscle

00:04:56.960 You know, a lot of times you'll see a baby

00:05:00.660 And it's fat look like muscle

00:05:02.040 You'll see a lot of

00:05:02.980 It's arms look like he's jacked

00:05:05.360 But he's only

00:05:05.960 20 pounds, you know

00:05:08.020 You're like, damn, is he jacked?

00:05:10.080 No, he's just

00:05:10.800 He's just

00:05:12.260 He's fat

00:05:14.080 But he's

00:05:14.640 It's stylish

00:05:16.360 There's

00:05:18.040 The

00:05:18.400 Fat is never as stylish on us

00:05:21.980 As it is when we're a child

00:05:23.320 And the desert is dry

00:05:26.180 It's grainy

00:05:27.460 It's

00:05:28.100 Sound like that

00:05:30.540 It doesn't

00:05:31.320 There's nothing slick about it

00:05:33.660 So

00:05:35.340 A baby

00:05:36.480 If you put a baby in the desert

00:05:37.720 Man, it's lights out

00:05:38.680 So to think that

00:05:42.280 A long time ago

00:05:44.540 For Christmas

00:05:46.660 That a baby was born

00:05:48.880 And put in the desert, man

00:05:50.180 And

00:05:53.000 And then a bunch of men

00:05:54.480 Went out there to see him

00:05:55.340 And that's where it really does get wild

00:05:57.160 I get, you know

00:05:58.340 I get

00:06:00.480 But I also

00:06:01.060 If I think if somebody said

00:06:02.220 Hey man, they got a baby out in the desert

00:06:03.900 Think about that

00:06:05.760 You're somewhere

00:06:07.580 You know, you're at a hardy

00:06:08.660 Or you're somewhere

00:06:09.500 You know, you're just parked in your truck somewhere

00:06:12.880 Just thinking about your wife or something

00:06:14.700 Or anything

00:06:15.940 You know, doing whatever

00:06:17.600 You're doing video games

00:06:18.720 Whatever

00:06:19.160 And you

00:06:20.580 And somebody nudges you or something

00:06:22.700 Hey buddy

00:06:23.240 They got a baby in the desert

00:06:25.860 You would go see it

00:06:29.900 You would go see it

00:06:32.300 That's an easy one

00:06:33.140 Some people

00:06:34.940 Maybe Chris D'Elia

00:06:35.800 Would be like

00:06:36.280 I ain't gonna wanna see that baby

00:06:37.740 You know

00:06:38.460 But

00:06:40.360 But

00:06:41.000 Any regular

00:06:42.800 You know

00:06:44.800 Mentally

00:06:45.600 Decent male

00:06:47.720 Would go see that baby

00:06:49.560 And so that's what's beautiful

00:06:51.680 About the story of Christmas

00:06:52.600 Is they had a baby in the desert

00:06:53.900 Some people went out there

00:06:55.420 A couple donkeys went out there

00:06:56.860 And shit got real

00:06:58.560 Sentimental

00:06:59.640 And

00:07:01.400 And that's beautiful man

00:07:03.760 And that's it

00:07:04.960 And here we are

00:07:06.400 Fast forwarding

00:07:07.900 To the year

00:07:09.120 2019

00:07:10.600 And this thing is wrapping up

00:07:12.880 This year is almost wrapped up

00:07:15.660 Like a gift

00:07:16.380 It's like

00:07:19.420 We're wrapping the gift ourselves

00:07:20.800 As the year ends

00:07:21.720 And I can't even remember

00:07:22.760 What's in the box

00:07:23.680 Sometimes the years

00:07:26.820 Go by so fast

00:07:27.800 I can't even

00:07:28.520 You know

00:07:32.680 Life is such a time capsule

00:07:34.060 Sometimes I don't know

00:07:34.880 What's in it

00:07:35.580 And I'm sitting there

00:07:37.280 Putting things in it

00:07:38.300 All the time

00:07:39.060 But yet

00:07:40.620 I don't even know

00:07:41.380 What's in it

00:07:42.060 And before I can get a

00:07:44.700 Try and get a handle

00:07:46.160 On it

00:07:46.640 It starts back again

00:07:48.920 It's January

00:07:50.560 Or January

00:07:51.520 As a

00:07:53.620 A lot of my

00:07:54.540 Latino friends say

00:07:55.840 January

00:07:56.400 Oh

00:07:57.760 Pum pum

00:07:58.300 Don't you like

00:07:59.900 January

00:08:00.880 And some people think

00:08:04.560 Oh it's racist

00:08:05.180 To do a Mexican accent

00:08:06.020 It's not racist dude

00:08:07.180 I love a Mexican accent

00:08:09.180 And it's fun

00:08:10.780 Do a Mexican accent

00:08:11.780 Do a Chinese accent

00:08:13.060 Do a white guy accent

00:08:14.960 Do a freaking

00:08:15.760 That girl

00:08:18.660 You know

00:08:19.080 Who's always

00:08:19.580 Like with the long finger

00:08:20.660 Do it

00:08:21.500 Do it

00:08:21.920 Do whatever you want

00:08:23.080 It's an accent

00:08:24.260 So do it

00:08:27.040 Ho ho ho

00:08:28.420 That's an accent

00:08:29.180 That's Santa

00:08:29.860 Hey hey hey

00:08:33.240 That is

00:08:34.140 A pervert

00:08:35.740 Right there boy

00:08:36.780 If you hear somebody

00:08:38.420 Like that

00:08:39.160 If somebody has

00:08:40.680 A couple grams of coke

00:08:41.620 And they say

00:08:42.040 There's a baby

00:08:42.560 In the desert

00:08:43.120 Now that's different

00:08:44.000 That's danger

00:08:44.920 But if somebody

00:08:46.660 Comes over and nudges you

00:08:47.980 During holiday

00:08:49.680 Say hey big boy

00:08:51.600 They got

00:08:53.580 El bebe

00:08:54.700 In

00:08:55.660 Las

00:08:56.760 Playas

00:08:57.960 Then you gonna

00:08:59.620 Go for that

00:09:00.320 You better go

00:09:01.540 For that

00:09:02.020 What else

00:09:05.180 What's going on

00:09:06.000 Not too much

00:09:06.620 I'm flying back

00:09:07.320 To Louisiana

00:09:07.900 Tomorrow

00:09:09.720 And I'm

00:09:11.780 Just looking forward

00:09:13.260 To it

00:09:13.760 You know

00:09:14.280 I'm gonna go

00:09:14.680 Do the deal

00:09:15.520 Get me

00:09:16.360 Get me a little

00:09:16.660 Bit of

00:09:16.980 Gambo

00:09:17.900 Get me a little

00:09:19.640 Bit of

00:09:20.040 Christmas

00:09:20.740 Yambalaya

00:09:22.020 Yambalaya

00:09:23.640 And they'll put

00:09:29.480 Anything in

00:09:30.060 Yambalaya

00:09:30.780 Dude somebody

00:09:32.780 Have yambalaya

00:09:33.260 Might have a little

00:09:33.700 Swallow in it

00:09:34.580 And I don't know

00:09:36.300 If you've ever had

00:09:36.780 Swallow or not

00:09:37.680 It's not

00:09:38.260 I don't eat it

00:09:39.040 Around children

00:09:39.740 And it's really

00:09:40.420 An adult meat

00:09:41.240 Because if children

00:09:43.380 You know

00:09:44.360 If children hear you

00:09:45.960 Eating

00:09:46.240 Attractive birds

00:09:48.220 They get nervous

00:09:49.060 You know

00:09:50.780 So

00:09:51.000 If you have

00:09:52.180 That swallow

00:09:53.040 That's something

00:09:54.560 You know

00:09:56.000 That's more of a

00:09:56.680 Seasonal or

00:09:57.420 You know

00:09:58.540 A special time of year

00:09:59.540 When you have a little

00:10:00.140 Bit of swallow

00:10:00.700 But until you

00:10:02.500 But that's the thing

00:10:03.280 About jambalaya

00:10:03.940 You could hide

00:10:04.460 Something you're not

00:10:05.060 Sure if you want

00:10:05.620 To eat

00:10:06.000 Inside of something

00:10:06.860 You do

00:10:07.320 You know

00:10:09.560 You could throw

00:10:10.020 A few

00:10:10.400 Yali

00:10:11.120 Ranchers in there

00:10:12.100 You know

00:10:13.780 You could throw

00:10:14.480 A couple marshmallows

00:10:15.960 Down there in the middle

00:10:16.840 Bam bam

00:10:17.560 What's that

00:10:18.180 Oh

00:10:18.520 This is good

00:10:19.240 Oh

00:10:19.580 This has got

00:10:20.120 Crab meat

00:10:20.680 Oh

00:10:20.900 Damn

00:10:21.340 This is sweet

00:10:22.460 That's the marshmallows

00:10:23.940 Bro

00:10:24.240 And that's a

00:10:26.920 Yambalaya

00:10:27.640 Oh

00:10:29.840 Yambalaya

00:10:30.520 What's going on

00:10:33.560 Man

00:10:33.720 It's the end of the year

00:10:34.600 And it's been a great year

00:10:35.700 I want to thank

00:10:36.960 Everybody for all the support

00:10:37.820 Had some good podcasts

00:10:39.260 Recently

00:10:39.900 We got some great ones

00:10:42.820 Coming up in the new year

00:10:43.880 That's going to be exciting

00:10:44.980 I'm going

00:10:46.400 We got the show in Lafayette

00:10:47.780 Coming up

00:10:48.360 Let me let you know

00:10:49.120 A couple dates

00:10:49.780 That are still available

00:10:50.800 January 14th

00:10:52.720 In Oslo

00:10:53.380 Norway

00:10:54.020 January 15th

00:10:56.180 Stockholm

00:10:56.740 Sweden

00:10:57.940 January 31st

00:11:00.000 And February 1st

00:11:01.000 Las Vegas

00:11:01.840 Nevada

00:11:02.560 And that's at the Mirage

00:11:04.940 Coming back through

00:11:06.340 The Super Bowl weekend

00:11:07.880 So if you're going to be there

00:11:08.980 Come see

00:11:09.500 February 15th

00:11:11.400 Oroville Casino

00:11:12.480 At the Gold Country

00:11:13.800 February 20th

00:11:15.860 Toronto

00:11:16.400 Queen Elizabeth Theater

00:11:18.100 And we just opened

00:11:19.040 Thursday night tickets

00:11:20.000 For that

00:11:20.440 Week as well

00:11:21.620 And then February 28th

00:11:24.040 Oxen Hill

00:11:24.660 Maryland

00:11:25.300 That makeup show

00:11:27.520 From last year

00:11:28.360 And it's beautiful

00:11:29.920 Here on the set

00:11:30.500 If you could see

00:11:31.400 What producer Nick

00:11:34.600 Has done man

00:11:35.400 Man

00:11:37.400 And we got

00:11:37.800 We got some beautiful

00:11:38.820 People gave us some

00:11:39.820 Christmas ornaments

00:11:41.180 Rat King

00:11:42.340 Damn

00:11:43.460 We are very blessed

00:11:45.720 To be part of such

00:11:46.360 A wonderful group

00:11:47.100 I want to let you know

00:11:48.740 Too

00:11:48.900 We got some single moms

00:11:50.180 That are going to come out

00:11:51.220 Into

00:11:52.960 Lafayette

00:11:55.440 And here's a submission

00:11:56.280 That came in for one

00:11:57.300 I want you guys to

00:11:58.480 To get on board

00:11:59.760 Here we go

00:12:00.820 Hey what's up Theo

00:12:02.160 This is Jeff

00:12:03.180 From Crowley Louisiana

00:12:04.540 Big

00:12:05.460 This past weekend

00:12:06.400 Fan

00:12:06.840 Gang gang

00:12:07.480 Buzz buzz

00:12:08.240 Gang Jeffrey

00:12:09.460 And thank you for calling

00:12:10.520 Over there in Crowley

00:12:11.340 And Crowley is the kind of place

00:12:12.360 They got big

00:12:13.520 Animals over there

00:12:15.460 You'll see an inchworm

00:12:17.860 That's damn two feet long

00:12:19.100 You're like

00:12:19.420 Whoa this fella

00:12:20.420 This fella might be in the rodeo

00:12:23.780 You know they're big

00:12:24.640 So it's that kind of place

00:12:26.400 Onward Jeffrey

00:12:27.140 I was calling

00:12:29.640 To

00:12:30.420 Nominate my mom

00:12:31.680 For

00:12:31.960 Single mother's night

00:12:33.360 At your show

00:12:34.760 In Lafayette

00:12:35.620 Louisiana

00:12:36.080 She's a

00:12:37.420 Single mom

00:12:38.400 To

00:12:38.620 Five boys

00:12:40.000 She

00:12:40.940 She always worked hard

00:12:42.040 For us growing up

00:12:42.900 Trying to

00:12:43.640 Provide for us

00:12:44.780 Everything she can

00:12:45.640 You know

00:12:45.980 It's hard with a lot of kids

00:12:47.040 Like that

00:12:47.520 And

00:12:49.040 She don't have much

00:12:49.940 Of a social life

00:12:50.580 She can't get out much

00:12:51.440 You know

00:12:51.740 She can't do much

00:12:52.480 She works nights

00:12:53.200 But she's got her

00:12:54.320 Dream job

00:12:55.760 As a nurse

00:12:56.660 In Lafayette

00:12:57.460 And she's a

00:12:58.700 She's a big fan

00:12:59.500 Of the show

00:13:00.060 Me and all my brothers

00:13:01.320 We watch you

00:13:02.020 And we love you

00:13:02.640 Came to your show

00:13:03.420 In Biloxi, Mississippi

00:13:04.500 And you're

00:13:05.520 Coming

00:13:06.160 Coming close to us

00:13:07.480 In Lafayette

00:13:08.040 And I know my mom

00:13:09.200 Would love to

00:13:09.840 Be able to

00:13:10.660 Get a night out

00:13:11.760 And go

00:13:12.100 Enjoy herself

00:13:13.260 And

00:13:13.520 You know

00:13:14.800 Do her own thing

00:13:15.880 So

00:13:16.200 Yeah

00:13:17.220 Hope you

00:13:18.620 Hope you call back

00:13:19.880 Well look man

00:13:21.620 You're very welcome

00:13:22.480 And yeah

00:13:22.880 I'm so excited

00:13:23.520 That she's gonna come

00:13:24.360 Now we will reach out

00:13:25.580 To you

00:13:26.000 We got a couple

00:13:26.800 Single moms

00:13:27.360 We're gonna have them

00:13:28.180 And a guest

00:13:28.700 Join us for dinner

00:13:29.600 Before the show

00:13:30.500 And

00:13:31.380 And we're gonna do

00:13:33.220 Something nice

00:13:33.780 For them as well

00:13:34.540 So

00:13:35.160 Jeff will reach out

00:13:36.340 Thank you

00:13:36.860 That's very sweet

00:13:37.820 Of you man

00:13:38.340 And

00:13:38.560 You know

00:13:39.920 It's

00:13:40.240 You know

00:13:43.300 You think about that

00:13:44.360 You think about

00:13:45.680 If they

00:13:47.600 You know

00:13:48.140 When

00:13:48.400 You know

00:13:49.040 A mother's gotta do

00:13:49.980 A lot of it

00:13:50.580 On her own

00:13:51.180 And just

00:13:53.200 The fear

00:13:53.820 That

00:13:54.200 Probably comes

00:13:55.640 But that they

00:13:56.100 Push it aside

00:13:56.880 Real quick

00:13:57.500 You know

00:13:59.320 There's stories

00:14:00.040 A mother could

00:14:00.620 Lift a damn

00:14:01.360 Shiffer robe

00:14:02.840 Off a fucking

00:14:03.340 Set of twins

00:14:04.100 Or something

00:14:04.460 They'll have a

00:14:04.880 700 pound

00:14:05.500 Shiffer robe

00:14:06.200 And a

00:14:06.580 Something happens

00:14:08.280 There's lightning

00:14:08.900 Or something

00:14:09.460 Or a little

00:14:10.020 You know

00:14:11.720 Maybe something

00:14:12.340 Hits your house

00:14:13.280 Or knocks it over

00:14:14.120 Onto a kid

00:14:14.920 And a mother

00:14:15.400 Will lift it off

00:14:16.080 Of them

00:14:16.380 And this is a mother

00:14:18.460 That you know

00:14:18.940 It could be a mother

00:14:19.480 That's never done

00:14:20.100 Squats

00:14:20.640 Or never even

00:14:21.320 You know

00:14:22.720 Sheeing on creatine

00:14:23.840 Or any type of

00:14:24.720 You know

00:14:25.500 Pre-workout

00:14:26.320 And then

00:14:28.040 Suddenly they'll be able

00:14:28.880 To just have the strength

00:14:30.040 You know

00:14:32.900 Sometimes if

00:14:33.420 We could just

00:14:34.120 Crack open a mother

00:14:35.120 And just get

00:14:35.740 Whatever

00:14:35.960 Just harness

00:14:37.020 Whatever that is

00:14:38.140 That strength of love

00:14:41.040 And of perseverance

00:14:42.100 That they have

00:14:43.180 Man it's something

00:14:48.200 That's beautiful

00:14:48.740 It's

00:14:49.120 It's it's own

00:14:50.840 Little Christmas

00:14:51.500 Man

00:14:51.920 What goes on

00:14:54.100 Inside of a mother

00:14:54.900 And I applaud

00:14:57.680 Your mother Jeff

00:14:58.740 And I am excited

00:14:59.760 To get to meet her

00:15:00.700 So her and a guest

00:15:02.660 Will be coming

00:15:03.280 Please join us

00:15:04.700 For dinner

00:15:05.000 I hope you will

00:15:05.600 Nick will reach out

00:15:08.000 To you

00:15:08.360 And we will set it up

00:15:10.680 And we got a couple

00:15:11.700 Of others

00:15:12.040 We're going to reach out

00:15:12.640 We had a

00:15:13.660 Good deal of single moms

00:15:15.200 That were nominated

00:15:15.960 And we can't have

00:15:18.040 Everybody out

00:15:19.500 But we're going to

00:15:20.580 Have some out

00:15:21.440 And we're going to

00:15:22.000 Do our best

00:15:22.540 And the next ones

00:15:23.500 We'll catch next time

00:15:24.600 So thank you very much

00:15:26.980 For those submissions

00:15:27.680 Oh man

00:15:30.060 It's that time of year

00:15:31.260 I was thinking

00:15:32.720 Man

00:15:34.200 One Christmas

00:15:36.400 I got

00:15:36.980 I got a silk shirt

00:15:40.860 And I don't know

00:15:43.800 If you ever remember

00:15:44.940 The silk shirt

00:15:46.420 Because silk is

00:15:48.560 First something

00:15:49.080 You think you'll never

00:15:49.960 Be able to have it

00:15:51.500 Because spiders have it

00:15:53.700 And there's no

00:15:55.340 If you look at a spider

00:15:56.620 Never once

00:15:57.980 Does a spider

00:15:58.620 Look like

00:15:59.160 Hey

00:15:59.460 I'm going to

00:16:00.440 Fucking do something

00:16:01.160 For you

00:16:01.620 You know

00:16:02.940 I'm going to

00:16:03.220 Share this batch

00:16:04.100 With you

00:16:04.520 You know

00:16:05.740 And it's marvelous

00:16:08.640 That sometimes

00:16:10.120 You know

00:16:11.000 That

00:16:11.220 That

00:16:11.880 That at some point

00:16:13.740 In history

00:16:14.180 I don't know when

00:16:14.920 Or whatever

00:16:15.340 But they made a deal

00:16:16.420 With them

00:16:16.740 And they got all the silk

00:16:17.700 So

00:16:19.780 We

00:16:22.240 When I remember

00:16:23.120 When I got a silk shirt

00:16:24.240 I just

00:16:24.640 It blew my mind

00:16:25.900 And I don't know

00:16:27.640 If you remember

00:16:28.100 When these really

00:16:28.840 Hit the market

00:16:29.880 They were kind of

00:16:32.060 They had that kind of

00:16:34.180 Gloss

00:16:34.700 Like

00:16:35.040 One edge to them

00:16:37.200 Like at one

00:16:37.900 It was like

00:16:39.040 Mine was like a light red

00:16:40.420 Like a light red shirt

00:16:42.280 And

00:16:42.940 From straight on

00:16:44.160 It looked red

00:16:44.720 But if you

00:16:45.240 Had somebody move over

00:16:46.780 About five inches

00:16:47.840 To the right or the left

00:16:49.480 And look at it

00:16:50.240 It looked a little bit purple

00:16:51.620 It was just

00:16:53.860 You know like

00:16:54.380 When you see

00:16:54.840 Somebody's car

00:16:55.600 Has been leaking oil

00:16:56.540 On the concrete

00:16:57.560 Outside of your house

00:16:58.360 And you'll see

00:16:59.480 A little bit of

00:17:00.100 They have the oil

00:17:00.880 And then on top

00:17:01.840 Of the oil

00:17:02.360 They got that little

00:17:03.160 That little party layer

00:17:06.100 You know that kind of little

00:17:07.140 It's like a little

00:17:08.560 Like somebody just

00:17:09.400 Beat the fuck out of a rainbow

00:17:10.620 And just left it there

00:17:11.620 Bleeding kind of

00:17:12.540 Well it's like that

00:17:15.460 And that's the kind of thing

00:17:16.900 That's in the silk

00:17:17.600 It has this really

00:17:18.600 Transvescent

00:17:20.240 Thing

00:17:23.100 I don't know what it is

00:17:24.040 It's like an extra layer

00:17:24.960 Of skin in it

00:17:25.880 That kind of glistens

00:17:26.900 That's ready to fucking

00:17:27.700 Party or do some blow

00:17:28.920 And I remember

00:17:30.520 I got that silk shirt

00:17:31.780 And man

00:17:33.340 It was nice dude

00:17:35.620 I remember

00:17:36.140 When I came back

00:17:37.820 From school

00:17:38.340 From Christmas

00:17:38.920 That's when I really

00:17:40.120 Hit my stride

00:17:41.040 Because that's when

00:17:41.740 I had that new stuff

00:17:42.700 I had that flex

00:17:43.680 You know I had the

00:17:45.760 Freaking straight up

00:17:46.880 Just flex curtains

00:17:47.960 Bro

00:17:48.200 New shirt

00:17:48.820 New hat

00:17:49.480 You know sometime

00:17:50.900 In winter

00:17:51.380 Me and my brother

00:17:51.900 Split a pair of mittens

00:17:52.980 He get one one day

00:17:54.000 I get one the next

00:17:55.060 You know he's going left

00:17:56.800 I'm going right bro

00:17:57.860 You feel me

00:17:58.640 And then sometime

00:18:00.980 I'd replace the other side

00:18:02.220 I'd get an oven mitt

00:18:03.240 Because my dad

00:18:06.100 You know

00:18:06.440 Whenever my parents

00:18:07.400 Were married

00:18:07.840 He would sometimes

00:18:08.660 Drink and he got

00:18:09.420 My mother a set

00:18:10.360 Of small oven mitts

00:18:11.400 One time

00:18:11.860 When he was in

00:18:13.040 I think like

00:18:13.540 Puerto Rico or something

00:18:14.620 And so we had

00:18:17.660 So sometimes you could

00:18:18.500 Replace the other

00:18:19.420 Mitten you didn't have

00:18:20.580 With that fucking

00:18:21.160 Baby oven mitt

00:18:22.120 But yeah

00:18:25.420 That shirt man

00:18:26.140 That silk shirt

00:18:27.100 So I'd go back

00:18:28.900 To school with

00:18:29.400 Anything I knew

00:18:30.260 I got

00:18:30.680 Fresh

00:18:31.180 Hanging off of me

00:18:32.120 Anything

00:18:32.580 Slap bracelet

00:18:34.120 New wrestling figurine

00:18:37.500 Have it in my pocket

00:18:38.520 My grandma

00:18:40.960 Would give me

00:18:41.260 A bag of mints

00:18:42.040 Usually she'd give me

00:18:42.760 A bag of breath mints

00:18:43.800 That was her big thing

00:18:44.820 And I would just

00:18:47.840 Roll to school

00:18:48.540 Bro

00:18:48.820 Fucking mint it up

00:18:50.040 Pocket full of

00:18:51.060 The ultimate warrior

00:18:52.040 Gang shit

00:18:53.760 And I had that silk

00:18:54.820 I had that fucking

00:18:56.880 That spider spit

00:18:58.680 Smock on

00:19:01.680 And that thing

00:19:04.780 Man it was nice

00:19:05.800 And the crazy thing

00:19:06.780 Was though

00:19:07.060 If you started sweating

00:19:08.160 The sweat

00:19:09.460 Would immediately

00:19:10.400 Get

00:19:10.760 So then the shirt

00:19:11.640 Started to stick to you

00:19:12.880 And in Louisiana

00:19:14.620 You sweat automatically

00:19:15.860 It doesn't matter

00:19:16.560 It'd be 200 degrees

00:19:18.000 Below zero

00:19:18.580 And everybody's sweating

00:19:19.600 You know

00:19:21.140 It just gets hot

00:19:22.060 Down there

00:19:22.360 You'll see a crab

00:19:23.120 You'll see a crab

00:19:24.020 Come out of his shell

00:19:24.960 And he's wiping

00:19:26.060 His brow

00:19:26.600 Man it's hot in there

00:19:29.660 You see it

00:19:31.280 Louisiana

00:19:32.840 It's just like that

00:19:33.800 You know

00:19:34.120 You'll see a raccoon

00:19:35.220 Take off his fur

00:19:36.240 And hang it on the branch

00:19:37.580 For a bit

00:19:38.180 You know

00:19:40.160 He'll be over there

00:19:40.720 Just wringing out

00:19:41.540 His muscles

00:19:42.060 Full of sweat

00:19:42.880 And until you've seen

00:19:45.160 A furless coon

00:19:46.180 Brother you don't know

00:19:46.780 What's up man

00:19:47.760 You're like

00:19:48.580 Damn bruh

00:19:50.000 But those

00:19:53.280 I remember those

00:19:54.000 Silk shirts

00:19:54.640 And then sometime

00:19:55.480 Like that thing

00:19:56.020 Would get all

00:19:56.780 When it got sweaty

00:19:58.940 It would just

00:19:59.360 Stick to you

00:20:00.220 But yeah

00:20:02.320 If you looked at it

00:20:03.000 Head on

00:20:03.380 It was green

00:20:03.900 But if you had

00:20:04.300 Somebody move

00:20:04.740 Nine inches

00:20:05.300 Over to the left

00:20:06.040 And look at it

00:20:06.680 It was like

00:20:07.380 A little bit

00:20:08.160 A little bit

00:20:09.420 Less green

00:20:10.160 Kind of blue

00:20:10.800 Or something

00:20:11.280 Man I love those

00:20:12.580 I love that silk shirt

00:20:13.560 Back in the day

00:20:14.280 We got some calls

00:20:17.780 Came in

00:20:18.480 985-664-9503

00:20:21.480 Merry Christmas to you

00:20:23.280 And happy holidays to you

00:20:25.300 And

00:20:25.780 And

00:20:27.220 We got a great bright year

00:20:29.580 Coming up ahead of us

00:20:30.800 All of us

00:20:31.980 You know

00:20:33.000 We are living this

00:20:33.780 Gift of life man

00:20:34.860 And it

00:20:35.340 And it is a journey

00:20:37.760 And I'm grateful

00:20:38.340 That it is a journey

00:20:39.400 I'm grateful that it is

00:20:41.480 Highs and lows

00:20:42.620 Cause it is a challenge

00:20:47.360 You know

00:20:47.800 I mean if you played

00:20:48.940 Super Mario

00:20:49.700 And it was just

00:20:50.400 The whole course

00:20:51.180 Was just you running

00:20:51.920 To the end

00:20:52.560 Man you put the

00:20:54.500 Controller down

00:20:55.240 After one time

00:20:56.180 But it's not like that

00:21:00.520 You know

00:21:01.060 Life is

00:21:01.660 There's more

00:21:02.380 They got the magic

00:21:03.940 Mushrooms

00:21:04.560 They got

00:21:05.200 You know

00:21:06.040 You can get a little

00:21:06.800 Bit of coin

00:21:07.480 You know

00:21:08.620 You can beat your head

00:21:09.520 Into some bricks

00:21:10.420 You know

00:21:11.680 You can

00:21:12.460 You know

00:21:15.600 Every now and then

00:21:16.720 Dude in certain areas

00:21:17.840 Bro you could

00:21:18.440 Light a can of

00:21:19.720 WD-40

00:21:20.560 And throw it

00:21:21.120 Throw it at somebody

00:21:22.500 Who fucking

00:21:23.040 Didn't fix your truck

00:21:24.020 Correctly

00:21:24.620 You know

00:21:25.780 Fireballs

00:21:26.580 You know

00:21:27.580 They got dragons

00:21:28.360 You can fight

00:21:29.000 Every now and then

00:21:29.720 Some thought

00:21:30.420 Will come out the house

00:21:31.360 With a bunch of

00:21:31.880 Slippers on

00:21:32.560 Talking shit

00:21:33.340 And you could

00:21:35.100 Freaking

00:21:35.520 You know

00:21:36.260 Just launch that

00:21:39.380 Bitch off a

00:21:39.920 Drawbridge

00:21:40.440 If you want

00:21:40.900 I mean I'm just

00:21:41.400 Saying that

00:21:41.960 It's

00:21:43.120 As tough as it is

00:21:45.160 Sometimes with these

00:21:45.980 Downs and these

00:21:46.860 Valleys that are in

00:21:47.960 Life

00:21:48.320 We wouldn't play

00:21:50.880 If it wasn't

00:21:51.700 Challenged

00:21:52.220 We wouldn't play

00:21:52.920 I wouldn't play

00:21:54.960 I don't think

00:21:55.500 So

00:21:55.840 I'm not preaching at you

00:21:57.460 I'm just trying

00:21:57.840 I'm just trying to

00:21:57.960 Remind myself

00:21:58.700 That

00:21:59.120 That this is

00:22:03.020 The game

00:22:03.480 This is

00:22:04.040 The

00:22:04.380 This is

00:22:06.160 This is the game

00:22:07.720 I'm playing

00:22:08.240 You know

00:22:10.400 In an easier

00:22:11.060 A too easy game

00:22:12.880 There would be no

00:22:13.360 Challenge

00:22:13.880 And I get to see

00:22:15.620 Who I am

00:22:16.120 When there's a

00:22:16.480 Challenge around me

00:22:17.360 And

00:22:18.360 And it's nice

00:22:19.620 It's nice to be

00:22:21.240 It's nice to be

00:22:22.240 Inspired even by

00:22:23.120 Ourselves sometimes

00:22:24.120 In the face

00:22:25.180 Of

00:22:26.100 Adversity

00:22:27.120 But

00:22:28.820 Alright

00:22:29.360 Let's get in a couple

00:22:30.020 Calls that came in

00:22:30.680 985-664-9503

00:22:34.400 Yo what's up

00:22:36.100 B-O

00:22:36.580 It's Jake

00:22:37.740 From Tennessee

00:22:38.720 I work with the

00:22:39.940 Post office

00:22:40.540 And

00:22:41.080 What's up

00:22:42.020 Big Jake

00:22:42.480 At the post office

00:22:43.580 That P-O

00:22:44.400 And dude

00:22:45.880 I know a lot of y'all

00:22:46.880 Hopped up on them

00:22:47.620 Perfume samples

00:22:48.620 Dude

00:22:48.940 I know that shit

00:22:49.980 That's why I go in there

00:22:52.240 Sometimes

00:22:52.580 I'll see some dude

00:22:53.440 Like

00:22:53.740 He's on some damn

00:22:56.740 You know

00:22:57.300 Polo sport

00:22:58.600 And I'm like

00:22:59.000 Damn bro

00:22:59.700 You need to

00:23:00.120 You know

00:23:01.440 You'll see him over

00:23:02.160 In the distance

00:23:02.700 Just ripping open

00:23:03.520 A magazine

00:23:04.100 And

00:23:04.400 Getting

00:23:06.720 Getting a couple

00:23:07.500 Hits of Burberry Brit

00:23:08.760 Over there

00:23:09.840 You're like

00:23:10.660 Dang boy

00:23:11.620 You freaking

00:23:13.540 Better back off

00:23:14.520 That

00:23:14.800 Christian

00:23:15.740 Jaw

00:23:16.320 Cause you

00:23:17.800 Fucking

00:23:18.100 Geeked up

00:23:18.860 Dog

00:23:19.300 Yeah

00:23:20.700 One time

00:23:21.240 The guy

00:23:21.600 Pushing the

00:23:22.220 Little mail card

00:23:23.020 He's over there

00:23:23.580 You saw him

00:23:24.320 He's back there

00:23:25.120 He's ripping

00:23:26.100 Perfume samples

00:23:27.100 Out of

00:23:27.420 Out of

00:23:27.920 Out of

00:23:28.280 The zines

00:23:28.800 And fucking

00:23:29.240 Basting

00:23:30.100 Under his arm

00:23:30.880 Bruh

00:23:31.440 You know

00:23:31.860 He hits himself

00:23:32.540 With them samples

00:23:33.320 And next thing

00:23:33.920 You know

00:23:34.220 He's all

00:23:34.700 Tweaked out

00:23:35.400 Cause he's

00:23:36.360 Popped up

00:23:36.880 Because he's

00:23:37.280 Been

00:23:37.520 You know

00:23:38.340 Sending up

00:23:38.980 His trenches

00:23:39.620 Bruh

00:23:40.220 I'm telling you

00:23:41.740 That's one

00:23:42.160 Danger thing

00:23:43.200 About being

00:23:44.000 At the post office

00:23:45.340 Is get

00:23:47.020 Whatever comes

00:23:47.740 Through the mail

00:23:48.460 Try not to get

00:23:49.780 Addicted to it

00:23:50.820 And that is

00:23:52.600 Nature

00:23:53.280 That's nurture

00:23:54.240 That's nature

00:23:56.280 Or nurture

00:23:56.720 So can we

00:23:58.920 Beat it

00:23:59.320 I don't

00:23:59.580 Know

00:23:59.920 Yeah

00:24:01.960 One time

00:24:02.500 The mail

00:24:03.440 Truck is

00:24:03.920 Over by

00:24:04.380 My house

00:24:04.960 It's

00:24:05.400 It's

00:24:05.780 11 o'clock

00:24:06.400 At night

00:24:06.840 I go

00:24:08.140 Out there

00:24:08.620 I'm

00:24:08.860 Looking at

00:24:09.320 The guy

00:24:09.820 He's in

00:24:10.880 There

00:24:11.000 He's got

00:24:11.400 He's got

00:24:11.760 Two strips

00:24:12.380 Of s

00:24:13.020 Day

00:24:13.200 Lauder

00:24:13.600 Cut up

00:24:14.440 Into

00:24:14.580 Little

00:24:14.840 Paper

00:24:15.160 Squares

00:24:15.600 And he's

00:24:15.860 Putting

00:24:16.040 Them under

00:24:16.340 His

00:24:16.540 Tongue

00:24:17.380 I said

00:24:18.860 Woo

00:24:19.400 He about

00:24:21.500 To smell

00:24:21.940 The devil

00:24:22.620 But that's

00:24:25.080 You know

00:24:25.720 That's just

00:24:26.180 The dangers

00:24:26.840 Of working

00:24:27.760 In the

00:24:28.780 In the

00:24:30.480 Mail and

00:24:30.840 Catalog

00:24:31.260 Industry

00:24:31.700 But thank you

00:24:33.360 For calling

00:24:33.660 Brother

00:24:33.940 Let's hear

00:24:34.560 More

00:24:34.840 Today

00:24:35.240 I was at

00:24:36.320 This house

00:24:36.820 Delivering

00:24:37.440 The packages

00:24:37.960 I was on

00:24:38.560 A new

00:24:38.860 Route

00:24:39.220 So I

00:24:39.560 Don't

00:24:39.920 Really

00:24:40.160 Know

00:24:40.380 This house

00:24:40.980 And I

00:24:41.680 Walked up

00:24:42.240 Drop off

00:24:42.760 This big

00:24:43.240 Box

00:24:43.720 And dude

00:24:44.940 They had

00:24:45.600 A snack

00:24:46.740 Bucket

00:24:47.440 For all

00:24:48.440 Delivery

00:24:49.140 Drivers

00:24:49.880 And stuff

00:24:50.700 That come

00:24:51.580 To your

00:24:51.800 House

00:24:52.160 During

00:24:53.120 You know

00:24:53.740 Christmas time

00:24:54.780 Especially during

00:24:55.500 Black Friday

00:24:56.800 Cyber Monday

00:24:57.720 You know

00:24:58.400 These people

00:24:58.760 Have nice

00:24:59.640 Snacks

00:25:00.100 Out there

00:25:00.500 And stuff

00:25:00.900 And dude

00:25:01.580 I'm not

00:25:01.900 Gonna lie

00:25:02.320 To you

00:25:02.540 I forgot

00:25:03.380 About my

00:25:04.040 Delivery

00:25:04.540 Drivers

00:25:05.180 And all

00:25:05.920 That shit

00:25:06.160 But I

00:25:06.720 Just want

00:25:07.000 To give a

00:25:07.240 PSA

00:25:07.880 To all

00:25:08.640 These people

00:25:09.040 Out here

00:25:09.300 Don't forget

00:25:10.200 About your

00:25:10.600 Delivery

00:25:10.940 Drivers

00:25:11.440 You know

00:25:12.080 They're

00:25:12.280 Bringing you

00:25:12.680 All your

00:25:12.940 Amazon

00:25:13.540 And your

00:25:14.180 Dildos

00:25:14.780 Or whatever

00:25:15.120 You're

00:25:15.380 Ordering

00:25:15.740 Online

00:25:16.180 Show them

00:25:17.980 A nipple

00:25:18.360 With something

00:25:18.900 Yeah

00:25:19.560 Don't forget

00:25:20.520 About your

00:25:20.880 Delivery

00:25:21.280 Drivers

00:25:21.760 This Christmas

00:25:22.360 So I

00:25:23.260 Want to say

00:25:23.900 Gang

00:25:24.820 Gang

00:25:25.300 Let's get

00:25:26.440 It

00:25:26.660 Gang

00:25:27.180 Gang

00:25:27.480 Let's get

00:25:27.940 It

00:25:28.140 And that

00:25:29.520 Man right

00:25:29.900 There is

00:25:30.200 Telling the

00:25:30.600 Truth right

00:25:31.080 There

00:25:31.400 Out there

00:25:32.340 Out of

00:25:32.540 Tennessee

00:25:32.820 Take care

00:25:33.360 Of your

00:25:33.540 Drivers

00:25:33.900 These men

00:25:34.300 Out there

00:25:34.620 They schlepping

00:25:35.300 This and

00:25:35.720 That

00:25:35.980 You ordered

00:25:36.780 13 boxes

00:25:37.700 Of oatmeal

00:25:38.380 For your

00:25:39.700 Grandmother

00:25:40.220 For Christmas

00:25:40.760 And now

00:25:41.320 You know

00:25:42.200 Henry over

00:25:43.520 Here he's

00:25:44.000 Gotta schlep

00:25:44.580 It up the

00:25:45.000 Stairs

00:25:45.300 For you

00:25:45.760 Leave him

00:25:46.860 Something out

00:25:47.400 Front

00:25:47.780 Leave him

00:25:48.960 A thing

00:25:49.220 Of fresh

00:25:49.620 Dorito

00:25:50.080 Packages

00:25:50.680 Or leave

00:25:51.120 Him a

00:25:51.500 Thing of

00:25:53.320 Gummy bears

00:25:54.020 Man

00:25:54.400 Or you can

00:25:55.500 Even get

00:25:55.800 That one

00:25:56.180 Big gummy

00:25:56.820 Bear

00:25:57.060 That big

00:25:57.620 Bitch

00:25:57.980 Man

00:25:58.280 That big

00:25:59.600 Papa bear

00:26:00.200 That thing's

00:26:00.580 About freaking

00:26:01.120 Probably 11 and

00:26:01.920 A half

00:26:02.240 Inches

00:26:02.540 Tall

00:26:02.920 And he

00:26:03.840 Can just

00:26:04.220 Snack on

00:26:04.940 That

00:26:05.220 While he's

00:26:06.860 Cruising

00:26:07.240 Around

00:26:07.700 Yeah

00:26:09.700 People think

00:26:10.200 They just

00:26:10.480 Order off

00:26:10.880 Amazon

00:26:11.220 It magically

00:26:12.000 Drops on

00:26:12.600 Their doorway

00:26:13.120 No

00:26:13.540 They got

00:26:14.960 A middle

00:26:15.300 Man

00:26:15.640 They got

00:26:17.220 These side

00:26:17.760 Piece Santas

00:26:18.440 Running around

00:26:19.000 Everywhere

00:26:19.360 And those

00:26:20.160 Men and

00:26:20.740 Women too

00:26:21.420 A lot of

00:26:22.060 Strong women

00:26:22.800 Who also

00:26:23.540 Do fitness

00:26:24.280 And who

00:26:25.140 Be having

00:26:25.460 Protein shakes

00:26:26.360 On their

00:26:26.640 Lunch break

00:26:27.200 And wearing

00:26:28.220 Gloves with

00:26:28.780 No fingers

00:26:29.260 On you know

00:26:29.640 Who I'm

00:26:29.800 Talking about

00:26:30.360 A lot

00:26:31.740 Of strong

00:26:32.300 You know

00:26:32.640 Sometime

00:26:33.120 Lesbian

00:26:33.540 And sometime

00:26:33.880 Non-lesbian

00:26:34.740 Women

00:26:35.100 That dress

00:26:36.360 Like the

00:26:36.700 Wet bandits

00:26:37.380 From home

00:26:37.860 Alone

00:26:38.240 And these

00:26:39.540 Beautiful ladies

00:26:40.260 Over there

00:26:40.640 Slepping the

00:26:41.280 Goods up

00:26:41.680 To your

00:26:41.940 Door

00:26:42.220 So leave

00:26:44.340 Them something

00:26:44.740 Out there

00:26:45.320 These are

00:26:45.680 The real

00:26:46.020 Santas

00:26:46.380 Leave them

00:26:46.680 A milk

00:26:47.060 Leave them

00:26:47.400 A cookie

00:26:47.880 Leave them

00:26:49.280 A picture

00:26:49.620 Of you

00:26:49.920 And your

00:26:50.160 Cousin

00:26:50.520 Or something

00:26:50.880 Doing

00:26:51.160 You know

00:26:51.700 Fishing

00:26:52.140 Catching

00:26:52.520 A big

00:26:52.860 Trout

00:26:53.320 Catching

00:26:54.560 A big

00:26:54.840 Walleye

00:26:55.680 TAO

00:26:58.880 Baby

00:26:59.140 That's

00:26:59.360 Think about

00:26:59.800 Others

00:27:00.060 And you

00:27:00.320 Know it

00:27:00.700 Thank you

00:27:01.100 For calling

00:27:01.460 And thank you

00:27:01.900 For making

00:27:02.180 All those

00:27:02.500 Deliveries

00:27:02.900 And I'm

00:27:03.380 Gonna think

00:27:03.640 About it

00:27:03.980 Too

00:27:04.220 I'm gonna set

00:27:05.980 A little

00:27:06.200 Stool out

00:27:06.800 There

00:27:07.060 Dear Mr.

00:27:07.780 FedEx

00:27:08.220 Dear Mr.

00:27:08.840 Amazon

00:27:09.180 Dear Mr.

00:27:09.920 Or Mrs.

00:27:11.300 Mail

00:27:11.560 Person

00:27:12.020 I know

00:27:14.220 I know you're

00:27:14.420 Really

00:27:14.640 Santa

00:27:15.040 And here's

00:27:17.500 A rice

00:27:17.840 Krispy

00:27:18.140 Treat

00:27:18.500 From my

00:27:21.620 Nice

00:27:22.020 Krispy

00:27:22.660 Heart

00:27:23.280 Gang

00:27:24.860 Brother

00:27:25.120 Onward

00:27:25.480 I gotta

00:27:27.500 Tell you

00:27:27.820 This

00:27:28.160 You know

00:27:28.600 It

00:27:28.800 And I

00:27:29.480 Know it

00:27:29.880 That

00:27:30.680 This episode

00:27:32.600 Is brought

00:27:32.960 To you

00:27:33.560 By

00:27:34.360 Better

00:27:35.460 Help

00:27:35.960 Better

00:27:36.920 Help

00:27:37.140 Will assess

00:27:37.600 Your needs

00:27:38.180 And match

00:27:38.820 You with

00:27:39.260 Your own

00:27:39.660 Licensed

00:27:40.200 Professional

00:27:40.920 Therapist

00:27:41.900 You know

00:27:43.240 We do live

00:27:43.780 In a time

00:27:44.320 Where a

00:27:45.020 Lot of

00:27:45.320 Men

00:27:45.680 Is getting

00:27:46.440 In need

00:27:48.140 Of help

00:27:48.680 And women

00:27:49.380 Of brain

00:27:50.300 Help

00:27:50.620 And you

00:27:52.160 Can start

00:27:52.440 Communicating

00:27:52.920 With a

00:27:53.220 Therapist

00:27:53.540 In under

00:27:53.800 24 hours

00:27:54.580 With

00:27:55.060 Better

00:27:55.380 Help

00:27:55.700 There's a

00:27:56.900 Broad

00:27:57.120 Range

00:27:57.400 Of

00:27:57.540 Expertise

00:27:58.260 You'll

00:27:59.600 Get timely

00:28:00.120 And thoughtful

00:28:00.740 Responses

00:28:01.900 Plus you

00:28:02.860 Can schedule

00:28:03.280 Weekly

00:28:03.620 Video

00:28:03.980 Or phone

00:28:04.540 Sessions

00:28:04.980 So you

00:28:05.580 Won't

00:28:05.780 Ever

00:28:06.020 Have to

00:28:06.320 Sit

00:28:06.620 In an

00:28:06.980 Uncomfortable

00:28:07.560 Waiting

00:28:07.900 Room

00:28:08.260 As with

00:28:09.100 Traditional

00:28:09.620 Therapy

00:28:10.200 You know

00:28:11.740 I go

00:28:11.980 To

00:28:12.100 I've

00:28:12.960 Used

00:28:13.480 Better

00:28:13.720 Help

00:28:13.960 Where you

00:28:14.340 You know

00:28:15.320 You can

00:28:15.700 Be in a

00:28:16.340 You can

00:28:16.660 Text a

00:28:17.140 Therapist

00:28:17.540 You can

00:28:17.840 Call

00:28:18.220 You can

00:28:18.520 Do video

00:28:19.040 Chat

00:28:19.500 Skype

00:28:19.940 There's

00:28:21.400 Ways to

00:28:21.820 Get help

00:28:22.100 Without

00:28:22.320 Having to

00:28:22.660 Drive over

00:28:23.120 To that

00:28:23.400 Office

00:28:23.700 In town

00:28:24.220 That

00:28:24.480 Have that

00:28:25.280 Stigma

00:28:25.740 And they

00:28:27.000 Got one

00:28:27.440 Man out

00:28:28.040 There

00:28:28.280 You know

00:28:28.580 Maybe a

00:28:29.060 Brother

00:28:29.360 Maybe a

00:28:29.960 Couple of

00:28:30.440 You know

00:28:31.620 A white

00:28:32.080 Dude

00:28:32.300 Wearing like

00:28:32.800 A buffalo

00:28:33.260 Sabres

00:28:33.880 Jersey

00:28:34.300 Or something

00:28:34.800 And they

00:28:36.160 You know

00:28:36.480 Having a

00:28:37.120 Couple

00:28:37.320 Freaking

00:28:37.700 Menthols

00:28:38.380 Or blowing

00:28:38.800 A winston

00:28:39.440 And you

00:28:40.340 Know that

00:28:41.740 A couple

00:28:42.100 Of

00:28:42.340 Of

00:28:44.220 Of

00:28:46.420 Drugs

00:28:46.900 From a

00:28:47.200 Therapist

00:28:47.680 Or something

00:28:48.080 You know

00:28:48.420 Sometimes

00:28:48.640 By the

00:28:49.020 Building

00:28:49.360 And you

00:28:49.700 Don't

00:28:49.840 You're

00:28:50.040 Like

00:28:50.160 Oh

00:28:50.360 I'm

00:28:50.600 I'm

00:28:50.860 Not

00:28:50.960 Going

00:28:51.140 There

00:28:51.480 Somebody

00:28:52.000 Gonna

00:28:52.180 See

00:28:52.460 Me

00:28:52.760 Needing

00:28:53.860 Help

00:28:54.220 Well

00:28:55.500 Better

00:28:55.680 Help

00:28:55.840 Offers

00:28:56.100 You

00:28:56.200 A way

00:28:56.360 To

00:28:56.460 Do

00:28:56.580 That

00:28:56.720 Without

00:28:56.920 Driving

00:28:57.300 Over

00:28:57.600 Visit

00:28:58.800 Better

00:28:59.100 Help

00:28:59.380 Dot

00:28:59.660 Com

00:28:59.980 Slash

00:29:00.420 Theo

00:29:00.900 That's

00:29:01.900 B

00:29:02.140 E

00:29:02.380 T

00:29:02.640 T

00:29:02.860 E

00:29:03.140 R

00:29:03.400 H

00:29:03.860 E

00:29:04.140 L

00:29:04.420 P

00:29:04.740 And

00:29:05.500 Join

00:29:05.740 The

00:29:05.860 Over

00:29:06.020 500,000

00:29:06.940 People

00:29:07.300 Taking

00:29:07.600 Charge

00:29:08.040 Of

00:29:08.180 Their

00:29:08.340 Mental

00:29:08.480 Health

00:29:08.860 With

00:29:09.320 The

00:29:09.420 Help

00:29:09.560 Of

00:29:09.680 An

00:29:09.760 Experienced

00:29:10.100 Professional

00:29:10.580 That's

00:29:11.780 Right

00:29:11.920 Special

00:29:12.240 Offer

00:29:12.500 For

00:29:12.620 This

00:29:12.780 Past

00:29:13.000 Week

00:29:13.160 And

00:29:13.240 Listeners

00:29:13.620 Get

00:29:13.800 10%

00:29:14.220 Off

00:29:14.400 Your

00:29:14.500 First

00:29:14.740 Month

00:29:15.100 So

00:29:16.500 You

00:29:16.880 Can

00:29:17.040 Do

00:29:17.220 That

00:29:17.580 At

00:29:18.080 Better

00:29:18.360 Help

00:29:18.620 Dot

00:29:18.880 Com

00:29:19.180 Slash

00:29:19.760 Theo

00:29:20.300 Oh

00:29:22.960 What's

00:29:23.280 Going

00:29:23.480 On

00:29:23.780 Man

00:29:23.960 I

00:29:24.160 Don't

00:29:24.460 Know

00:29:24.620 I'm

00:29:24.740 Excited

00:29:25.040 Down

00:29:25.220 In

00:29:25.340 Lafayette

00:29:25.860 We're

00:29:26.080 Going

00:29:26.120 To

00:29:26.180 Raise

00:29:26.380 Some

00:29:26.540 Money

00:29:26.680 For

00:29:26.820 Dustin

00:29:27.100 Poirier

00:29:27.580 Charity

00:29:28.100 The

00:29:28.260 Good

00:29:28.480 Fight

00:29:28.780 Foundation

00:29:29.420 That

00:29:30.660 Show

00:29:30.880 I

00:29:31.000 Think

00:29:31.180 It's

00:29:31.400 Sold

00:29:31.620 Out

00:29:31.920 People

00:29:33.640 Are

00:29:33.780 Asking

00:29:34.000 About

00:29:34.180 A

00:29:34.300 Meet

00:29:34.460 And

00:29:34.560 Greet

00:29:34.680 There

00:29:34.860 Will

00:29:35.100 Be

00:29:35.260 One

00:29:35.520 After

00:29:35.940 And

00:29:36.540 We're

00:29:36.700 Excited

00:29:36.960 To

00:29:37.120 Raise

00:29:37.300 Some

00:29:37.460 Money

00:29:37.620 For

00:29:37.760 Dustin's

00:29:38.140 Charity

00:29:38.540 You

00:29:39.560 Know

00:29:39.640 They

00:29:39.840 Help

00:29:40.120 People

00:29:40.400 That

00:29:40.620 Can't

00:29:40.880 Help

00:29:41.040 Themselves

00:29:41.660 And

00:29:42.580 And

00:29:45.060 That's

00:29:45.420 One

00:29:46.020 Of

00:29:46.100 The

00:29:46.220 Things

00:29:46.440 That

00:29:46.620 This

00:29:46.800 Whole

00:29:46.960 Podcast

00:29:47.380 Kind

00:29:47.620 Of

00:29:47.700 Was

00:29:47.840 Started

00:29:48.100 On

00:29:48.400 Is

00:29:49.340 Fucking

00:29:49.640 I

00:29:49.840 Don't

00:29:49.940 Know

00:29:50.080 Man

00:29:50.320 Whatever

00:29:50.640 Dog

00:29:51.020 I

00:29:52.680 Mean

00:29:52.840 Not

00:29:52.980 Whatever

00:29:53.220 But

00:29:53.400 I'm

00:29:53.500 Just

00:29:53.640 Glad

00:29:53.800 I'm

00:29:53.940 Not

00:30:01.000 Grilling

00:30:02.300 Body

00:30:02.720 You

00:30:02.900 Feel

00:30:03.120 Me

00:30:03.340 About

00:30:04.620 To

00:30:04.700 Have

00:30:04.800 A

00:30:04.880 Little

00:30:04.980 Bit

00:30:05.080 Of

00:30:05.180 Their

00:30:05.280 Own

00:30:05.440 Grilled

00:30:05.740 Body

00:30:06.160 And

00:30:08.300 I

00:30:08.440 Knew

00:30:08.600 A

00:30:08.740 Man

00:30:08.900 That

00:30:09.040 Brings

00:30:09.300 Me

00:30:09.440 I

00:30:09.580 Knew

00:30:09.680 A

00:30:09.840 Man

00:30:10.100 This

00:30:10.480 Dude

00:30:10.680 Sweeney

00:30:11.280 Up

00:30:11.440 There

00:30:11.660 In

00:30:11.820 In

00:30:14.360 Out

00:30:16.400 Near

00:30:17.240 Natchez

00:30:17.780 Mississippi

00:30:18.320 And

00:30:19.700 He

00:30:19.860 Actually

00:30:20.340 He

00:30:24.540 Took

00:30:25.920 His

00:30:26.080 Own

00:30:26.300 Wiener

00:30:26.660 Off

00:30:26.840 Of

00:30:26.940 His

00:30:27.080 Body

00:30:27.400 With

00:30:29.140 A

00:30:29.380 Knife

00:30:29.800 At

00:30:29.940 A

00:30:30.100 Party

00:30:30.440 When

00:30:30.860 He

00:30:30.960 Was

00:30:31.060 On

00:30:31.180 LSD

00:30:31.660 And

00:30:33.560 And

00:30:35.940 They

00:30:36.060 Used

00:30:36.240 To

00:30:36.360 Run

00:30:36.520 The

00:30:36.660 Ramada

00:30:37.080 Over

00:30:37.300 There

00:30:37.500 On

00:30:37.640 The

00:30:37.760 Bluffs

00:30:38.160 But

00:30:38.520 Anyway

00:30:38.800 All right

00:30:39.500 Let's

00:30:39.660 Take

00:30:39.780 Another

00:30:39.940 Call

00:30:40.160 985-664-9503

00:30:43.240 As always

00:30:43.680 Is

00:30:43.860 The

00:30:43.980 Hotline

00:30:44.620 Oh

00:30:45.620 And

00:30:45.740 This

00:30:45.880 Is

00:30:46.000 I

00:30:46.120 Think

00:30:46.260 Our

00:30:46.420 Three

00:30:46.680 Year

00:30:46.840 Anniversary

00:30:47.440 Too

00:30:48.080 That's

00:30:49.680 Crazy

00:30:50.120 This

00:30:51.780 Is

00:30:51.920 Three

00:30:52.200 Years

00:30:52.700 I'll

00:30:52.960 Talk

00:30:53.100 About

00:30:53.260 That

00:30:53.420 In

00:30:53.520 A

00:30:53.620 Minute

00:30:53.760 Here

00:30:53.980 We

00:30:54.060 Go

00:30:54.540 What's

00:30:55.540 Up

00:30:55.720 Josh

00:30:56.420 You

00:30:57.220 I

00:30:57.700 Just

00:30:57.900 Called

00:30:58.200 Asking

00:30:58.640 About

00:30:58.980 Winter

00:31:00.480 Depression

00:31:00.980 If

00:31:01.180 You

00:31:01.240 Ever

00:31:01.400 Get

00:31:01.600 That

00:31:01.860 You

00:31:02.180 Know

00:31:02.260 I

00:31:02.340 Just

00:31:02.460 Realized

00:31:02.840 You

00:31:03.340 Live

00:31:03.480 In

00:31:03.600 L.A.

00:31:04.220 Don't

00:31:04.380 You

00:31:04.520 Yes

00:31:05.760 I

00:31:05.920 Do

00:31:06.060 Josh

00:31:06.380 Thank

00:31:06.600 You

00:31:06.660 For

00:31:06.800 Calling

00:31:07.040 And

00:31:07.180 I

00:31:07.280 Do

00:31:07.400 Live

00:31:07.580 In

00:31:07.680 L.A.

00:31:08.040 Onward

00:31:08.360 Brother

00:31:08.680 You

00:31:09.420 You

00:31:09.560 Know

00:31:09.660 You

00:31:11.680 Know

00:31:12.420 That's

00:31:21.880 A

00:31:21.960 Good

00:31:22.080 Question

00:31:22.440 What

00:31:22.680 Happens

00:31:23.080 Over

00:31:23.280 Here

00:31:23.480 During

00:31:23.700 The

00:31:23.840 Holiday

00:31:24.120 And

00:31:24.740 I'm

00:31:24.860 Going

00:31:24.940 To

00:31:25.000 Answer

00:31:25.240 It

00:31:25.380 In

00:31:25.460 A

00:31:25.580 Second

00:31:25.820 Let's

00:31:26.120 Hear

00:31:26.220 More

00:31:26.460 From

00:31:26.680 You

00:31:26.960 Bro

00:31:46.420 That's

00:31:46.660 What

00:31:46.760 I'm

00:31:46.840 Talking

00:31:47.100 About

00:31:47.360 Bro

00:31:47.560 That

00:31:47.720 28

00:31:48.140 Degree

00:31:48.480 Drywall

00:31:49.120 Baby

00:31:49.400 That's

00:31:49.660 Igluing

00:31:50.240 Gang

00:31:50.720 Look

00:32:10.480 Great

00:32:10.840 Question

00:32:11.220 Brother

00:32:11.480 I

00:32:11.880 We

00:32:12.160 Don't

00:32:12.360 Have

00:32:12.640 A

00:32:13.040 It

00:32:13.320 Doesn't

00:32:13.600 Get

00:32:13.760 Cold

00:32:14.000 Here

00:32:14.280 And

00:32:15.660 You

00:32:15.760 Know

00:32:15.840 One

00:32:16.080 Thing

00:32:16.280 About

00:32:16.520 Los

00:32:16.780 Angeles

00:32:17.200 That

00:32:18.640 Really

00:32:20.840 Freaking

00:32:21.440 Trickles

00:32:22.820 My

00:32:23.060 Dickel

00:32:23.520 Bro

00:32:23.780 I

00:32:24.080 Mean

00:32:24.240 This

00:32:24.400 Will

00:32:24.540 Make

00:32:24.760 Me

00:32:24.960 It

00:32:25.100 Just

00:32:25.360 Leak

00:32:26.000 From

00:32:26.200 My

00:32:26.400 Low

00:32:26.700 Beak

00:32:27.160 And

00:32:28.040 That

00:32:28.260 Is

00:32:28.520 That

00:32:29.000 That

00:32:31.300 There's

00:32:31.460 No

00:32:31.580 Seasons

00:32:32.000 Here

00:32:32.320 So

00:32:32.840 Things

00:32:33.080 Don't

00:32:33.320 Change

00:32:33.760 So

00:32:33.960 There's

00:32:34.180 No

00:32:34.500 You

00:32:35.540 Don't

00:32:35.720 Feel

00:32:36.120 The

00:32:36.340 You

00:32:36.740 Don't

00:32:36.900 Feel

00:32:37.180 That

00:32:37.360 Mother

00:32:37.580 Nature

00:32:37.920 Has

00:32:38.160 A

00:32:38.260 Real

00:32:38.420 Pulse

00:32:38.840 Here

00:32:39.100 You

00:32:40.200 Know

00:32:40.260 You

00:32:40.360 Don't

00:32:40.500 Feel

00:32:40.760 Her

00:32:40.960 Wrath

00:32:41.380 That

00:32:41.580 Much

00:32:42.000 You

00:32:43.300 Know

00:32:43.380 There's

00:32:43.600 Fire

00:32:43.940 Sometimes

00:32:44.320 But

00:32:44.540 That's

00:32:44.800 Usually

00:32:45.060 A

00:32:45.280 Dude

00:32:45.520 Over

00:32:45.760 There

00:32:46.140 You

00:32:47.880 Know

00:32:48.040 Some

00:32:48.340 Dude

00:32:48.560 Playing

00:32:48.880 Hopscotch

00:32:49.680 With

00:32:49.880 His

00:32:50.020 With

00:32:50.260 His

00:32:50.420 Buddy

00:32:50.780 And

00:32:51.180 They're

00:32:51.340 All

00:32:51.500 Cooked

00:32:51.960 Up

00:32:52.120 On

00:32:52.280 That

00:32:52.460 Freaking

00:32:52.900 On

00:32:54.040 That

00:32:54.240 Kettle

00:32:54.580 Corn

00:32:55.040 You

00:32:55.620 Know

00:32:55.740 Methamphetamine

00:32:56.740 And

00:32:58.080 Next

00:32:58.340 Thing

00:32:58.520 You

00:32:58.640 Know

00:32:58.800 They'll

00:32:59.040 Fucking

00:32:59.300 They

00:32:59.500 Chasing

00:32:59.860 Each

00:33:00.100 Other

00:33:00.240 With

00:33:00.440 Cigarettes

00:33:01.080 Playing

00:33:02.820 You

00:33:03.080 Know

00:33:03.200 PP

00:33:03.580 Tag

00:33:04.040 Or

00:33:04.200 Whatever

00:33:04.440 Out

00:33:04.700 There

00:33:04.900 Behind

00:33:05.200 The

00:33:05.400 Bushes

00:33:05.980 You

00:33:08.100 Know

00:33:08.240 And

00:33:08.380 It's

00:33:08.480 Kind

00:33:08.640 Of

00:33:08.740 Drug

00:33:09.040 Induced

00:33:09.400 Homosexuality

00:33:10.420 And

00:33:10.600 Next

00:33:10.780 Thing

00:33:10.920 You

00:33:11.020 Know

00:33:11.100 They

00:33:11.240 Burned

00:33:11.640 Down

00:33:11.840 Half

00:33:12.160 Of

00:33:12.300 A

00:33:12.420 Fucking

00:33:12.760 Hillside

00:33:14.760 Cause

00:33:16.500 These

00:33:16.660 Bastards

00:33:17.220 Over

00:33:17.440 There

00:33:17.640 Doing

00:33:17.940 You

00:33:18.140 Know

00:33:18.340 Gramming

00:33:20.760 Up

00:33:20.960 On

00:33:21.080 A

00:33:21.200 Fucking

00:33:21.440 Some

00:33:21.820 Homemade

00:33:22.260 Cher

00:33:22.560 Nobles

00:33:23.020 Over

00:33:23.280 There

00:33:23.560 And

00:33:24.780 All

00:33:24.960 Tweaked

00:33:25.520 Out

00:33:25.780 On

00:33:25.940 That

00:33:26.120 Buster

00:33:26.540 Dustless

00:33:27.380 And

00:33:28.400 Next

00:33:28.660 Thing

00:33:28.840 You

00:33:28.960 Know

00:33:29.100 They

00:33:29.260 Don't

00:33:29.540 They

00:33:29.840 Who

00:33:30.640 Knows

00:33:31.160 So

00:33:32.480 They

00:33:32.620 Burn

00:33:32.900 Down

00:33:33.080 A

00:33:33.180 Hillside

00:33:33.600 With

00:33:33.760 Half

00:33:34.000 A

00:33:34.120 Winston

00:33:34.500 Cause

00:33:34.760 They

00:33:34.880 Fall

00:33:35.160 Asleep

00:33:35.460 In

00:33:35.580 Each

00:33:35.740 Other's

00:33:36.020 Arms

00:33:36.300 Over

00:33:36.540 There

00:33:36.700 All

00:33:36.880 Cooked

00:33:37.180 Out

00:33:41.020 Jesus

00:33:42.540 Sorry

00:33:42.920 I'm

00:33:43.120 Wearing

00:33:44.020 Bad

00:33:45.740 Christmas

00:33:46.120 Head

00:33:46.460 Earphones

00:33:48.300 At

00:33:48.460 The

00:33:48.560 Same

00:33:48.720 Time

00:33:49.000 Um

00:33:49.360 Are

00:33:50.740 We

00:33:50.840 Talking

00:33:51.020 About

00:33:51.240 Oh yeah

00:33:51.680 There's

00:33:51.800 No

00:33:51.920 Winter

00:33:52.180 Here

00:33:52.380 And

00:33:52.480 One

00:33:52.600 Thing

00:33:52.780 So

00:33:53.060 That's

00:33:53.320 Sometimes

00:33:53.980 When

00:33:54.380 One

00:33:54.800 Of

00:33:54.880 The

00:33:54.960 Reasons

00:33:55.140 Why

00:33:55.340 People

00:33:55.600 In

00:33:56.380 Los

00:33:56.560 Angeles

00:33:56.800 Are

00:33:56.980 So

00:33:57.160 Nutty

00:33:57.720 Is

00:33:58.420 Because

00:33:58.680 They

00:33:58.900 Don't

00:33:59.020 They

00:33:59.280 They

00:33:59.900 Feel

00:34:00.240 Like

00:34:00.420 They

00:34:00.600 Run

00:34:00.880 The

00:34:01.040 World

00:34:01.400 Mother

00:34:02.140 Nature

00:34:02.480 Doesn't

00:34:02.800 Push

00:34:03.080 Anything

00:34:03.400 On

00:34:03.720 Them

00:34:03.880 You

00:34:04.280 Know

00:34:04.480 So

00:34:05.020 They

00:34:05.180 Feel

00:34:05.420 More

00:34:05.660 Powerful

00:34:06.100 Than

00:34:06.320 Nature

00:34:06.640 A

00:34:06.820 Lot

00:34:06.940 Of

00:34:07.060 Times

00:34:07.480 You

00:34:08.720 Know

00:34:08.860 There's

00:34:09.120 Not

00:34:09.380 There's

00:34:09.600 No

00:34:09.720 Season

00:34:10.160 So

00:34:10.420 Things

00:34:10.700 Never

00:34:11.000 You

00:34:12.140 Don't

00:34:12.300 Realize

00:34:12.640 The

00:34:12.820 Power

00:34:13.220 Of

00:34:13.440 Mother

00:34:13.660 Nature

00:34:13.920 You

00:34:14.060 Don't

00:34:14.200 Realize

00:34:14.540 The

00:34:14.720 Beauty

00:34:15.100 Of

00:34:15.400 Of

00:34:15.660 Just

00:34:16.200 You

00:34:17.420 Get

00:34:17.600 Trapped

00:34:17.960 In

00:34:18.080 This

00:34:18.220 Bubble

00:34:18.520 That

00:34:18.760 Things

00:34:19.000 Can

00:34:19.180 Just

00:34:19.340 Go

00:34:19.520 On

00:34:19.680 Forever

00:34:20.000 As

00:34:20.220 The

00:34:20.380 Same

00:34:20.740 Or

00:34:22.780 I

00:34:22.960 Think

00:34:23.160 So

00:34:23.340 This

00:34:23.540 Is

00:34:23.660 Just

00:34:23.820 What

00:34:24.000 I

00:34:24.160 Think

00:34:24.400 Sorry

00:34:24.700 This

00:34:25.020 Isn't

00:34:25.260 Everybody

00:34:25.680 But

00:34:27.360 Other

00:34:27.580 Places

00:34:27.940 Yeah

00:34:28.200 You

00:34:28.380 Realize

00:34:28.780 Okay

00:34:29.200 For

00:34:30.060 Four

00:34:30.380 Months

00:34:30.740 I'm

00:34:36.820 Someone

00:34:36.940 Not

00:34:37.200 Just

00:34:37.460 That

00:34:38.000 I

00:34:38.120 Can

00:34:38.240 Hook

00:34:38.460 Up

00:34:38.620 With

00:34:38.760 For

00:34:38.920 A

00:34:39.060 Night

00:34:39.240 I

00:34:39.380 Need

00:34:39.520 Somebody

00:34:39.780 To

00:34:39.960 Care

00:34:40.200 About

00:34:40.480 I

00:34:41.320 Need

00:34:41.440 Somebody

00:34:41.680 To

00:34:41.860 Care

00:34:42.040 About

00:34:42.320 Me

00:34:42.580 You

00:34:43.720 Know

00:34:43.820 Winter's

00:34:44.300 Coming

00:34:44.580 You

00:34:46.780 Know

00:34:46.840 I

00:34:46.940 Know

00:34:47.120 In

00:34:47.260 The

00:34:47.380 Midwest

00:34:47.660 They

00:34:47.880 Got

00:34:48.020 Cuffing

00:34:48.520 Season

00:34:48.940 And

00:34:50.600 That's

00:34:50.840 When

00:34:51.040 If

00:34:51.200 You

00:34:51.320 Don't

00:34:51.540 Have

00:34:51.780 Someone

00:34:52.200 To

00:34:52.440 Love

00:34:52.740 You

00:34:52.900 Got

00:34:53.080 To

00:34:53.220 Lock

00:34:53.480 Them

00:34:53.600 Down

00:34:53.940 And

00:34:56.840 And

00:34:56.900 So

00:34:58.320 In

00:34:58.540 The

00:34:58.680 Winter

00:34:58.900 A lot

00:34:59.180 Of

00:34:59.280 Times

00:34:59.560 Cuffing

00:35:00.120 Season

00:35:00.440 Is

00:35:00.620 Right

00:35:00.800 There

00:35:00.980 Around

00:35:01.240 August

00:35:01.560 September

00:35:02.200 October

00:35:02.800 And

00:35:03.720 That's

00:35:03.880 When

00:35:03.980 You

00:35:04.080 Better

00:35:04.240 Lock

00:35:04.560 Down

00:35:04.780 A

00:35:04.940 Mate

00:35:05.180 Because

00:35:06.540 It's

00:35:06.700 Going

00:35:06.780 To

00:35:06.860 Get

00:35:07.000 Cold

00:35:07.460 And

00:35:09.280 You

00:35:09.460 Need

00:35:09.940 That

00:35:10.160 Full

00:35:10.940 Body

00:35:11.300 Duralog

00:35:13.500 You

00:35:14.820 Know

00:35:14.980 A

00:35:15.300 Significant

00:35:15.780 Other

00:35:16.100 And

00:35:18.960 They

00:35:19.120 Have

00:35:19.360 It

00:35:19.480 Man

00:35:19.740 They

00:35:19.940 So

00:35:20.580 So

00:35:24.260 So

00:35:26.800 So

00:35:26.980 That's

00:35:28.480 One

00:35:28.620 Thing

00:35:28.760 About

00:35:28.940 LA

00:35:29.180 There's

00:35:29.680 No

00:35:29.960 Effect

00:35:30.620 Of

00:35:30.820 Nature

00:35:31.140 I

00:35:31.300 Don't

00:35:31.420 Feel

00:35:31.640 Like

00:35:31.840 As

00:35:32.000 Much

00:35:32.400 With

00:35:33.120 The

00:35:33.320 Weather

00:35:33.660 Now

00:35:34.340 That's

00:35:34.580 Strictly

00:35:34.880 The

00:35:35.040 Weather

00:35:35.340 You

00:35:36.620 Can

00:35:36.820 See

00:35:36.980 The

00:35:37.120 Power

00:35:37.480 Of

00:35:37.680 Nature

00:35:37.920 By

00:35:38.080 Going

00:35:38.260 To

00:35:38.420 The

00:35:38.580 Beach

00:35:39.020 And

00:35:39.160 There's

00:35:39.400 You

00:35:39.700 Know

00:35:39.780 There's

00:35:40.020 A

00:35:40.140 Very

00:35:40.320 Peaceful

00:35:40.860 Element

00:35:41.200 But

00:35:42.560 You

00:35:42.760 Don't

00:35:42.980 See

00:35:43.420 It

00:35:45.040 From

00:35:45.240 The

00:35:45.440 Weather

00:35:45.720 Where

00:35:45.960 The

00:35:46.120 Weather

00:35:46.340 Really

00:35:46.580 Dictates

00:35:47.100 Things

00:35:47.320 It

00:35:47.600 Doesn't

00:35:47.820 Rain

00:35:48.180 So

00:35:48.600 You

00:35:49.740 Can

00:35:49.880 Always

00:35:50.160 Throw

00:35:50.360 A

00:35:50.500 Party

00:35:50.740 You

00:35:50.900 Could

00:35:51.060 Plan

00:35:51.400 Anything

00:35:51.760 You

00:35:52.060 Never

00:35:52.320 Have

00:35:52.460 To

00:35:52.520 Worry

00:35:52.640 About

00:35:52.780 The

00:36:01.140 Farm

00:36:01.420 We

00:36:01.560 Used

00:36:01.700 Have

00:36:01.800 To

00:36:01.880 Look

00:36:02.040 At

00:36:02.120 The

00:36:02.240 DTN

00:36:02.820 All

00:36:02.980 Day

00:36:03.180 I

00:36:03.300 Think

00:36:03.440 That's

00:36:03.600 What

00:36:03.680 It

00:36:03.760 Was

00:36:03.860 Called

00:36:04.160 DTN

00:36:05.760 Weather

00:36:06.120 Yeah

00:36:08.940 We'd

00:36:09.720 Have

00:36:09.800 To

00:36:09.880 Look

00:36:10.000 At

00:36:10.080 The

00:36:10.200 DTN

00:36:10.760 And

00:36:10.860 This

00:36:10.980 Back

00:36:11.200 Before

00:36:11.360 They

00:36:11.480 Had

00:36:11.600 An

00:36:11.720 App

00:36:11.980 When

00:36:12.120 You

00:36:12.160 Had

00:36:12.260 To

00:36:12.340 Look

00:36:12.480 At

00:36:12.560 The

00:36:12.680 Actual

00:36:12.860 Computer

00:36:13.280 Screen

00:36:13.620 And

00:36:13.720 See

00:36:14.380 Where

00:36:14.520 The

00:36:14.660 Storms

00:36:15.080 Were

00:36:15.200 Coming

00:36:15.400 Across

00:36:15.900 So

00:36:16.760 You

00:36:16.820 Say

00:36:16.980 Okay

00:36:17.140 We

00:36:17.280 Could

00:36:17.400 Fertilize

00:36:17.920 Right

00:36:18.100 Here

00:36:18.240 Today

00:36:18.640 Because

00:36:19.000 It's

00:36:20.060 Going

00:36:20.200 To

00:36:20.260 Be

00:36:20.580 Dry

00:36:21.340 You

00:36:21.720 Know

00:36:21.940 Or

00:36:23.920 It's

00:36:24.080 Okay

00:36:24.280 To

00:36:24.400 Have

00:36:24.500 A

00:36:24.600 Crop

00:36:24.820 Duster

00:36:25.060 Come

00:36:25.300 Through

00:36:25.460 Today

00:36:25.840 Because

00:36:26.640 Because

00:36:31.040 It's

00:36:31.320 You

00:36:31.560 Know

00:36:31.660 It's

00:36:31.800 Not

00:36:31.920 Going

00:36:32.040 To

00:36:32.120 Rain

00:36:32.340 So

00:36:32.540 We're

00:36:32.680 Not

00:36:32.800 Going

00:36:32.900 To

00:36:33.020 Lose

00:36:33.740 Whatever

00:36:33.960 Chemical

00:36:34.340 We

00:36:34.540 Put

00:36:34.720 Down

00:36:35.040 But

00:36:36.600 I

00:36:36.720 Remember

00:36:36.980 That

00:36:37.200 Having

00:36:37.360 To

00:36:37.480 Just

00:36:37.620 Sit

00:36:37.780 At

00:36:37.880 The

00:36:38.000 DTN

00:36:38.440 And

00:36:38.560 Weather

00:36:38.800 Would

00:36:39.020 Dictate

00:36:39.460 How

00:36:39.620 You

00:36:39.760 Behaved

00:36:40.360 But

00:36:41.820 Here

00:36:42.080 It

00:36:42.200 Doesn't

00:36:42.400 Happen

00:36:42.660 As

00:36:42.840 Much

00:36:43.220 So

00:36:44.760 Yeah

00:36:44.940 I

00:36:45.020 Think

00:36:45.120 It's

00:36:45.280 A

00:36:45.400 Lot

00:36:45.560 Of

00:36:45.660 People

00:36:50.580 They're

00:36:50.720 Like

00:36:50.980 They

00:36:52.140 Want

00:36:52.340 It

00:36:52.440 Even

00:36:52.600 Nicer

00:36:53.140 Which

00:36:56.800 Is

00:36:56.940 Another

00:36:57.280 Thing

00:36:57.640 I

00:36:57.780 Notice

00:36:58.060 Why

00:36:58.320 This

00:36:58.560 City

00:36:58.760 Doesn't

00:36:59.040 Stop

00:36:59.460 Much

00:36:59.960 Man

00:37:01.500 In

00:37:01.620 Louisiana

00:37:02.060 When

00:37:02.400 It

00:37:02.560 Rains

00:37:03.220 It

00:37:03.420 Hey

00:37:04.560 Time

00:37:04.960 Out

00:37:05.400 Talk

00:37:07.600 To

00:37:07.760 Your

00:37:07.920 Buddy

00:37:08.220 Sit

00:37:08.480 On

00:37:08.620 The

00:37:08.760 Porch

00:37:09.120 Spend

00:37:09.440 Some

00:37:09.620 Time

00:37:09.880 We

00:37:10.040 Can't

00:37:10.240 Go

00:37:10.340 Do

00:37:10.560 Something

00:37:10.960 It's

00:37:11.700 Raining

00:37:12.060 When

00:37:14.260 It

00:37:14.400 Snows

00:37:14.720 Oh

00:37:14.860 We

00:37:14.960 Snowed

00:37:15.380 In

00:37:15.540 Maybe

00:37:15.980 You

00:37:16.180 Have

00:37:16.320 Two

00:37:16.500 Friends

00:37:16.840 Come

00:37:17.040 Over

00:37:17.220 And

00:37:17.340 You

00:37:17.440 Enjoy

00:37:18.020 Each

00:37:18.200 Other's

00:37:18.440 Company

00:37:18.780 Because

00:37:19.220 You

00:37:19.980 Need

00:37:20.580 You

00:37:22.460 Know

00:37:22.540 There's

00:37:22.720 More

00:37:22.880 Of

00:37:23.000 A

00:37:23.140 Value

00:37:23.600 On

00:37:24.900 One

00:37:25.140 Another

00:37:25.500 But

00:37:28.020 This

00:37:28.240 Is

00:37:28.360 More

00:37:28.500 Of

00:37:28.580 A

00:37:28.680 Turn

00:37:28.940 Style

00:37:29.280 Out

00:37:29.540 Here

00:37:29.780 And

00:37:30.720 I'm

00:37:30.840 Not

00:37:31.080 Saying

00:37:31.440 Damn

00:37:31.880 LA

00:37:32.340 Blah

00:37:32.680 Blah

00:37:32.840 Blah

00:37:33.200 There's

00:37:33.800 A

00:37:33.960 Lot

00:37:34.100 Of

00:37:34.220 Great

00:37:34.480 Things

00:37:34.960 But

00:37:35.400 I

00:37:35.800 Am

00:37:35.960 Answering

00:37:36.280 The

00:37:36.400 Question

00:37:36.680 As

00:37:36.860 To

00:37:36.960 How

00:37:37.180 This

00:37:37.460 What

00:37:38.160 Do

00:37:38.260 I

00:37:38.420 Feel

00:37:38.700 Like

00:37:39.000 The

00:37:39.400 Weather

00:37:39.720 Dictates

00:37:40.500 Behavior

00:37:42.460 Here

00:37:44.140 In

00:37:44.260 LA

00:37:44.580 You

00:37:47.180 Know

00:37:47.280 There's

00:37:47.520 Less

00:37:47.820 Like

00:37:48.080 In

00:37:48.200 A

00:37:48.620 Lot

00:37:48.780 Of

00:37:48.880 Places

00:37:49.220 You

00:37:49.460 Help

00:37:49.880 Somebody

00:37:50.200 Shovel

00:37:50.540 Their

00:37:50.720 Driveway

00:37:51.300 An

00:37:52.140 Opportunity

00:37:52.720 To

00:37:52.880 Talk

00:37:53.080 Somebody

00:37:53.580 Hey

00:37:54.120 Hey

00:37:54.480 Hey

00:37:55.600 Berta

00:37:56.080 Hey

00:37:56.560 Miss

00:37:57.380 Berta

00:37:57.700 Let me

00:37:57.960 Go

00:37:58.100 Do

00:37:58.260 Your

00:37:58.420 Shovel

00:37:58.800 You

00:38:00.920 Know

00:38:01.000 My

00:38:01.180 Buddy

00:38:01.440 Over

00:38:01.660 There

00:38:01.820 He

00:38:01.960 Used

00:38:02.160 To

00:38:02.240 Go

00:38:02.360 Decorate

00:38:02.740 The

00:38:02.880 Christmas

00:38:03.140 Tree

00:38:03.360 By

00:38:03.540 The

00:38:03.680 Neighbor

00:38:03.900 And

00:38:04.060 She

00:38:04.180 Would

00:38:04.320 Fucking

00:38:04.580 Touch

00:38:04.880 His

00:38:05.060 Ass

00:38:05.320 While

00:38:05.500 He

00:38:05.580 Was

00:38:05.680 On

00:38:05.800 The

00:38:05.900 Ladder

00:38:06.280 What

00:38:08.240 Are

00:38:08.320 You

00:38:08.400 Gonna

00:38:08.540 Do

00:38:08.840 Huh

00:38:09.100 It's

00:38:10.120 Christmas

00:38:10.580 But

00:38:12.740 Stay

00:38:13.200 Busy

00:38:13.540 Out

00:38:13.720 There

00:38:13.860 If

00:38:13.980 You

00:38:14.100 Fed

00:38:14.380 X

00:38:14.600 And

00:38:14.700 Baby

00:38:14.900 Get

00:38:20.200 Put

00:38:21.000 Something

00:38:21.220 Out

00:38:21.360 On

00:38:21.420 Your

00:38:21.540 Porch

00:38:21.780 For

00:38:21.900 Amazon

00:38:22.320 Guy

00:38:22.740 You

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00:50:48.180 Get

00:50:48.360 Into

00:50:48.540 That

00:50:48.840 But

00:50:49.880 You

00:50:50.020 Know

00:50:50.160 I

00:50:50.340 Got

00:50:50.820 My

00:50:51.020 Own

00:50:51.200 Issues

00:50:51.740 Of

00:50:52.340 You

00:50:52.700 Know

00:50:52.840 Getting

00:50:53.140 Getting

00:50:55.120 In

00:50:55.320 With

00:50:55.540 All

00:50:55.760 The

00:50:56.060 Pornographies

00:50:57.180 And

00:50:57.360 All

00:50:57.520 That

00:50:57.840 And

00:50:59.320 So

00:50:59.820 Like

00:51:01.160 I

00:51:01.320 Said

00:51:01.540 I'm

00:51:01.740 16

00:51:02.160 I

00:51:02.480 Don't

00:51:02.660 Know

00:51:02.880 Anything

00:51:03.160 About

00:51:03.560 Girls

00:51:04.040 Or

00:51:04.220 Life

00:51:04.480 Or

00:51:04.640 Anything

00:51:04.960 And

00:51:07.040 I

00:51:07.400 I

00:51:08.740 Was

00:51:08.920 Wondering

00:51:09.500 Do

00:51:09.780 You

00:51:09.980 Think

00:51:10.440 Having

00:51:11.600 A

00:51:11.840 Girlfriend

00:51:12.500 Is

00:51:14.380 Something

00:51:14.960 That

00:51:15.760 Can

00:51:19.220 Help

00:51:19.700 You

00:51:20.040 With

00:51:20.620 Your

00:51:21.520 Problems

00:51:22.140 Or

00:51:22.320 Where

00:51:22.580 You

00:51:22.720 Can

00:51:22.900 Help

00:51:23.160 Each

00:51:23.380 Other

00:51:23.660 Or

00:51:24.360 Is

00:51:24.480 It

00:51:24.600 Something

00:51:24.920 That

00:51:25.240 Will

00:51:25.540 Distract

00:51:26.420 You

00:51:26.780 From

00:51:28.200 Fixing

00:51:28.960 Your

00:51:29.140 Problems

00:51:30.160 That

00:51:30.600 Need

00:51:30.800 Fixing

00:51:31.360 Cause

00:51:32.300 You

00:51:32.620 Know

00:51:32.720 We

00:51:32.860 Both

00:51:33.140 Need

00:51:33.340 Some

00:51:33.560 Fixing

00:51:34.120 And

00:51:34.400 Yeah

00:51:36.100 Gang

00:51:38.020 Bro

00:51:38.240 Thank

00:51:38.580 You

00:51:38.660 For

00:51:38.780 The

00:51:38.940 Question

00:51:39.360 There

00:51:39.700 Young

00:51:40.260 Fella

00:51:40.540 16

00:51:41.120 Year

00:51:41.360 Old

00:51:41.620 Boy

00:51:41.940 They're

00:51:43.020 Calling

00:51:43.360 Out of

00:51:43.700 There

00:51:43.940 Man

00:51:46.940 16

00:51:48.440 God

00:51:49.940 Hell

00:51:50.860 I'd

00:51:51.080 Drink

00:51:51.260 A glass

00:51:51.680 Of

00:51:51.760 Your

00:51:51.840 Blood

00:51:52.120 If

00:51:52.280 I

00:51:52.420 Could

00:51:52.620 Man

00:51:52.900 You

00:51:54.440 Know

00:51:54.660 It's

00:51:54.980 Man

00:51:56.780 Being

00:51:57.360 16

00:51:57.880 Well

00:51:59.040 Here's

00:51:59.220 What

00:51:59.300 I

00:51:59.380 Say

00:51:59.500 Sometimes

00:51:59.800 Relationships

00:52:00.420 Can

00:52:00.580 Help

00:52:00.940 And

00:52:01.420 Sometimes

00:52:01.640 They

00:52:01.840 Can

00:52:01.960 Hurt

00:52:02.160 I

00:52:02.380 Think

00:52:02.660 If

00:52:04.100 If

00:52:05.920 I'm

00:52:06.120 Not

00:52:06.340 Doing

00:52:06.620 Well

00:52:07.120 Then

00:52:08.300 I

00:52:08.440 Don't

00:52:08.540 Know

00:52:08.680 If

00:52:08.820 I'm

00:52:08.940 Going

00:52:09.020 To

00:52:09.080 Be

00:52:09.180 Able

00:52:09.300 To

00:52:09.420 Really

00:52:09.580 Treat

00:52:09.900 Somebody

00:52:10.240 Well

00:52:10.600 You

00:52:13.120 Know

00:52:13.260 It's

00:52:13.440 Hard

00:52:13.580 To

00:52:13.700 See

00:52:13.840 The

00:52:14.040 Value

00:52:14.520 Of

00:52:14.780 A

00:52:14.880 Relationship

00:52:15.620 Or

00:52:15.940 Even

00:52:16.940 A

00:52:17.120 Friendship

00:52:17.580 Sometimes

00:52:18.020 When

00:52:18.260 You're

00:52:18.400 In

00:52:18.640 It

00:52:18.880 You

00:52:21.120 Know

00:52:21.220 I

00:52:22.020 Can

00:52:22.180 Get

00:52:22.320 Complacent

00:52:22.860 I'll

00:52:23.040 Get

00:52:23.160 Complacent

00:52:23.880 In

00:52:25.900 A

00:52:26.000 Relationship

00:52:26.880 Sometimes

00:52:34.080 I'll

00:52:34.460 Stay

00:52:34.600 In

00:52:34.680 A

00:52:34.760 Relationship

00:52:35.240 Just

00:52:35.500 Because

00:52:36.280 I'm

00:52:38.740 Afraid

00:52:39.040 To

00:52:39.180 Be

00:52:39.320 Alone

00:52:39.700 That

00:52:39.920 Can

00:52:40.080 Happen

00:52:40.540 I

00:52:42.880 Mean

00:52:43.000 You

00:52:43.140 Do

00:52:43.320 Know

00:52:43.520 Some

00:52:43.760 Stuff

00:52:44.040 Because

00:52:44.340 You

00:52:44.700 Are

00:52:44.900 Asking

00:52:45.400 People

00:52:45.900 To

00:52:46.620 Be

00:52:46.820 16

00:52:47.180 And

00:52:47.420 Be

00:52:47.520 This

00:52:47.760 Kind

00:52:47.980 Of

00:52:48.080 Aware

00:52:48.460 And

00:52:48.680 Asking

00:52:49.060 These

00:52:49.240 Questions

00:52:49.620 That's

00:52:50.680 Huge

00:52:51.100 Dude

00:52:51.440 A

00:52:52.640 Lot

00:52:52.760 Of

00:52:52.880 16

00:52:53.220 Year

00:52:53.420 Old

00:52:53.700 Are

00:52:53.880 Just

00:52:54.080 Busting

00:52:54.580 On

00:52:54.760 Themselves

00:52:55.260 At

00:52:55.480 Home

00:52:55.760 And

00:52:57.880 You

00:52:58.140 At

00:52:58.380 Least

00:52:58.560 Are

00:52:58.720 Trying

00:52:59.000 To

00:52:59.200 Do

00:52:59.360 A

00:52:59.500 Little

00:52:59.580 More

00:52:59.780 Than

00:52:59.960 That

00:53:00.300 So

00:53:03.820 I

00:53:04.000 Think

00:53:04.220 You

00:53:04.400 Know

00:53:04.480 I

00:53:04.640 Think

00:53:04.860 If

00:53:05.040 You

00:53:05.340 You

00:53:06.140 Can

00:53:06.320 Work

00:53:06.560 On

00:53:06.680 Your

00:53:06.760 Selves

00:53:07.200 Together

00:53:08.020 You

00:53:08.240 Can

00:53:08.380 Work

00:53:08.580 On

00:53:08.700 Your

00:53:08.820 Selves

00:53:09.060 Apart

00:53:09.520 And

00:53:19.800 Also

00:53:20.100 Man

00:53:20.380 You

00:53:20.520 Know

00:53:20.620 What

00:53:20.800 Sometimes

00:53:21.440 There's

00:53:23.000 Not

00:53:23.180 Working

00:53:23.520 On

00:53:23.700 Our

00:53:23.840 Selves

00:53:24.180 Sometimes

00:53:24.520 It's

00:53:24.780 Like

00:53:24.960 You

00:53:25.380 Know

00:53:25.460 I'm

00:53:25.640 Always

00:53:25.940 Sometimes

00:53:26.200 Caught

00:53:26.500 In

00:53:26.620 This

00:53:26.800 I

00:53:26.980 Get

00:53:27.120 Caught

00:53:27.360 In

00:53:27.460 This

00:53:27.620 Trap

00:53:27.900 Sometimes

00:53:28.280 Where

00:53:28.420 It's

00:53:28.500 Like

00:53:28.620 I

00:53:28.760 Have

00:53:28.920 To

00:53:29.040 Fix

00:53:29.280 I

00:53:29.620 Have

00:53:29.740 To

00:53:29.820 Repair

00:53:30.180 Something's

00:53:30.620 Wrong

00:53:30.920 And

00:53:31.740 Sometimes

00:53:32.220 Man

00:53:32.540 I'm

00:53:32.720 Just

00:53:33.020 Being

00:53:33.400 Alive

00:53:34.080 I'm

00:53:36.040 Just

00:53:36.200 Being

00:53:36.420 Alive

00:53:37.080 And

00:53:39.820 There's

00:53:40.040 There's

00:53:40.060 The

00:53:40.220 Up

00:53:40.560 The

00:53:42.280 Up

00:53:43.300 It's

00:53:44.400 The

00:53:45.200 I

00:53:45.220 Wish

00:53:45.380 They

00:53:45.540 Taught

00:53:45.760 Us

00:53:45.880 That

00:53:46.020 In

00:53:46.140 School

00:53:46.460 Sometimes

00:53:46.900 Like

00:53:47.060 Had

00:53:47.180 A

00:53:47.300 Real

00:53:47.500 Course

00:53:48.180 That

00:53:49.800 Said

00:53:50.020 Hey

00:53:50.240 Children

00:54:20.680 And

00:54:23.080 Sometimes

00:54:23.780 They

00:54:24.200 Should

00:54:24.460 Just

00:54:24.620 Teach

00:54:24.860 You

00:54:24.960 That

00:54:25.180 In

00:54:25.880 School

00:54:26.180 Hey

00:54:26.380 That's

00:54:26.640 Going

00:54:26.740 To

00:54:26.820 Be

00:54:26.940 What

00:54:27.140 That's

00:54:27.380 What

00:54:27.500 Life

00:54:27.760 Is

00:54:27.940 Sometimes

00:54:28.460 It's

00:54:29.240 That

00:54:29.660 but

00:54:32.860 so yeah sometimes it just is what it is

00:54:35.560 and that's the way things are bro

00:54:36.900 so I think you're going to be fine

00:54:38.560 you're 16 you're figuring it out

00:54:40.840 it's okay take it easy on yourself

00:54:43.380 you know if this

00:54:46.040 if you're alone if you're not

00:54:48.360 you know find some things that make you feel good

00:54:51.460 don't do a bunch of drugs and hurt yourself bro

00:54:56.020 that's what I'm saying dude

00:54:58.240 and that pornography can really

00:55:00.800 it'll dirty your freaking brain

00:55:02.520 and every time you bust them cheat cheat pops out

00:55:06.820 you're losing a little bit of that stallion

00:55:10.380 so finally you know 19 years from now

00:55:14.180 you have a child and that motherfucker

00:55:15.620 he's a little pony

00:55:16.600 you know he got a little buzz cut

00:55:19.060 and they put a bell around his neck at the mall

00:55:21.420 and that's your son

00:55:23.960 so save up those cheat cheat pops

00:55:26.920 and be a warrior

00:55:27.700 you know save up those cheat cheat pops

00:55:32.780 and be a warrior

00:55:33.520 I don't think I really helped you or anything

00:55:38.460 but I love you bro

00:55:40.020 and just take care

00:55:42.720 just be safe man

00:55:43.860 wear your seat belt

00:55:44.620 and find friends that you trust

00:55:47.640 and it's okay if you don't know

00:55:50.220 what a relationship means at this point

00:55:52.020 just do your best

00:55:53.900 and just know that you're okay man

00:55:58.740 however you are

00:56:01.140 you're okay

00:56:03.820 everything is okay

00:56:07.240 you're not doing anything wrong

00:56:11.200 the world is not conspiring against you

00:56:19.340 everything is okay

00:56:21.960 and that's the truth

00:56:24.540 and I just don't want you thinking that it's not all the time

00:56:28.560 because I used to do that

00:56:31.200 and it really was

00:56:33.320 and I could miss out on some of the beautiful gifts that are right in front of me

00:56:36.300 let's take a call right here

00:56:38.920 onward

00:56:39.520 hey Theo

00:56:40.480 this is Justin from Dallas

00:56:41.980 just on my way back home from work

00:56:43.880 thought I would share with you a story

00:56:45.680 that came to my mind

00:56:46.740 when I was a kid

00:56:47.900 around the Christmas time

00:56:49.020 thank you Dustin or Justin

00:56:51.460 I'm not sure which one

00:56:52.620 I couldn't hear it

00:56:53.360 but it doesn't matter

00:56:54.800 thank you Uston

00:56:56.540 we'll go there man

00:56:57.840 from Dallas

00:56:58.560 and I love Dallas man

00:56:59.800 and I had a crush for a while

00:57:03.920 on one of the radio hosts down there

00:57:05.400 on the morning radio

00:57:06.420 gang onward

00:57:07.360 so me and my buddy in Austin

00:57:10.040 were having a sleepover at his house

00:57:12.500 oh dang

00:57:14.100 shout out to my boy Scott Satchfield

00:57:17.720 when we was younger

00:57:18.580 we stayed by his daddy's house over there

00:57:20.440 in Jackson Mississippi

00:57:22.100 and his daddy had a house over there

00:57:26.040 and it was on the top of a little bitty hill

00:57:28.060 and we stayed over there

00:57:29.400 and

00:57:31.320 I'd never slept in a bed with another man before

00:57:35.440 we weren't even men

00:57:36.300 we were children

00:57:36.960 so another

00:57:38.240 you know

00:57:38.920 children man

00:57:40.120 and

00:57:42.600 and

00:57:45.300 his dad closed the door

00:57:47.540 and then he came back in

00:57:48.340 about a minute later

00:57:49.200 and he goes

00:57:49.580 now fellas

00:57:50.260 y'all can sleep pole to pole

00:57:52.500 or hold to hole

00:57:54.020 but

00:57:54.960 don't sleep

00:57:56.160 pole to hole

00:57:57.460 and then he closed the door

00:58:00.400 and dude

00:58:02.740 and dude we sat there

00:58:03.780 trying to figure it out

00:58:05.280 and do the math

00:58:06.200 and

00:58:06.480 finally I just slept on the floor

00:58:09.980 at the foot of the bed dude

00:58:12.240 like a damn golden retriever man

00:58:14.000 because we didn't want to get the equation wrong

00:58:17.040 you know

00:58:17.400 let's hear more

00:58:19.960 sorry I interrupted you brother

00:58:21.040 and we

00:58:21.940 I don't know how we got to this

00:58:23.600 but we went up in his attic

00:58:24.900 we really just grabbed a bunch of ornaments

00:58:27.240 and we filled them up with gasoline

00:58:29.820 mmm

00:58:30.640 I love gasoline

00:58:31.960 and

00:58:33.160 trailed the little

00:58:34.560 you know

00:58:35.040 like the cloth outside of the end

00:58:36.700 we really just made

00:58:37.680 cocktail

00:58:38.620 like ornament

00:58:40.160 malt hobs

00:58:41.400 and we were really just lighting them up

00:58:43.660 and throwing them at cars

00:58:45.060 as they went by

00:58:45.920 and

00:58:46.180 it's pretty risky

00:58:47.700 pretty dangerous

00:58:48.520 and yeah

00:58:49.260 I mean they really did catch fire

00:58:50.920 kind of like a bomb

00:58:51.820 so

00:58:52.400 yeah

00:58:53.540 I was just wondering

00:58:54.140 if you've ever done anything like that

00:58:56.480 or just anything real risky

00:58:57.860 over the holidays

00:58:58.680 appreciate everything you do

00:59:00.560 gang gang

00:59:01.260 thank you brother

00:59:01.920 yeah

00:59:02.320 I remember one time

00:59:03.780 we had

00:59:04.380 my mother had a friend

00:59:06.300 that came over

00:59:07.040 and she'd only come over

00:59:08.640 when we cooked

00:59:09.420 and this lady

00:59:11.500 was big as a damn

00:59:12.820 I mean

00:59:14.680 just big as about

00:59:15.440 a small gymnasium

00:59:16.620 and she really

00:59:19.700 part of her arm

00:59:20.780 had turned a little yellow

00:59:21.680 because she

00:59:22.240 I don't even know

00:59:22.940 what had happened

00:59:23.480 something

00:59:24.340 and anyway

00:59:26.200 she would drive over

00:59:27.280 only when my mom would cook

00:59:28.540 and she'd come over

00:59:29.760 and have her

00:59:30.280 she'd talk and everything

00:59:31.600 and be friendly

00:59:32.160 but really she was

00:59:33.000 you know

00:59:34.120 sneaking some of the

00:59:35.340 rations

00:59:36.820 she was really

00:59:37.520 you know

00:59:39.200 she was

00:59:39.640 she was there

00:59:40.740 for the food

00:59:41.240 and the socializing

00:59:43.000 was second

00:59:43.520 and I remember

00:59:46.140 one time

00:59:46.740 while she was in there

00:59:47.640 we'd gotten some

00:59:48.440 kerosene

00:59:49.200 maybe it was

00:59:50.060 or gasoline

00:59:50.680 I can't remember

00:59:51.540 God I love gasoline

00:59:52.900 man

00:59:53.300 I love

00:59:55.180 man

00:59:55.320 I put some on my hands

00:59:56.180 the other day

00:59:56.640 and just fucking

00:59:57.120 smelled it all day long

00:59:58.480 and anyway

01:00:01.920 we put her bumper

01:00:02.780 and kerosene

01:00:03.460 of her car

01:00:04.020 and right before

01:00:04.620 she took off

01:00:05.260 we lit that bastard

01:00:06.180 on fire

01:00:06.680 and she just

01:00:08.580 drove off

01:00:09.180 into the night

01:00:09.820 dude

01:00:10.180 with that

01:00:11.060 with that

01:00:12.640 old fashioned

01:00:13.200 tail light

01:00:13.860 baby

01:00:14.200 that fuego

01:00:17.440 bumper dog

01:00:18.280 and we lit that

01:00:19.060 we lit that

01:00:20.500 that lady up

01:00:21.660 like that

01:00:22.340 and honestly

01:00:24.300 I don't know

01:00:24.580 if we ever even

01:00:24.960 saw that lady again

01:00:25.900 dude

01:00:26.180 honestly

01:00:26.740 but I loved being

01:00:29.860 dude

01:00:30.100 when I was young

01:00:30.860 we would put

01:00:31.420 fucking WD-40

01:00:32.640 on our tongue

01:00:33.380 bro

01:00:33.600 and try to

01:00:34.040 fucking lick

01:00:34.600 each other

01:00:35.160 we would do

01:00:35.980 I love

01:00:38.080 the smell

01:00:38.600 of WD-40

01:00:39.700 damn

01:00:40.260 dude

01:00:42.000 I love

01:00:42.580 the smell

01:00:43.020 of WD-40

01:00:43.960 I wish

01:00:46.420 they made

01:00:46.760 WD-41

01:00:47.680 bro

01:00:48.160 cause I mean

01:00:50.180 hell

01:00:52.120 we could do

01:00:52.540 anything with

01:00:52.980 that

01:00:53.420 you know

01:00:55.640 beautiful

01:00:56.160 let's take

01:00:59.460 another call

01:01:00.280 here

01:01:00.580 actually

01:01:00.860 you know

01:01:01.000 we got

01:01:01.240 a Patreon

01:01:01.660 question

01:01:02.440 okay

01:01:04.740 this is

01:01:06.880 from

01:01:08.940 Tara Stegner

01:01:10.120 one of my

01:01:10.900 favorite Christmas

01:01:11.480 movies is

01:01:11.960 Home Alone

01:01:12.640 what would you do

01:01:14.540 if you were

01:01:14.980 home alone

01:01:15.680 at 8 years old

01:01:16.840 because you

01:01:17.280 wished your

01:01:17.680 family away

01:01:18.400 what kind of

01:01:19.480 stuff would you

01:01:19.940 do knowing

01:01:20.420 you're the

01:01:20.740 man of the

01:01:21.260 house now

01:01:21.860 personally

01:01:22.920 I'd watch

01:01:23.360 every R-rated

01:01:24.100 movie available

01:01:24.900 and go through

01:01:25.500 everything in

01:01:26.040 every bedroom

01:01:26.720 looking for

01:01:27.340 treasures

01:01:27.820 let me think

01:01:31.400 if I was

01:01:31.880 well I was

01:01:32.380 home all the

01:01:32.840 time when I

01:01:33.280 was young

01:01:33.780 I was home

01:01:34.580 alone all the

01:01:35.140 time dude

01:01:35.680 and I would

01:01:36.040 always

01:01:36.680 I would have

01:01:38.760 a couple extra

01:01:39.320 vanilla creams

01:01:40.240 that was the

01:01:40.740 first thing

01:01:41.360 cause we was

01:01:43.460 allowed two

01:01:44.060 vanilla creams

01:01:44.800 at night for

01:01:45.400 dessert

01:01:45.760 and that's that

01:01:48.400 vanilla cookie

01:01:49.600 vanilla cookie

01:01:50.380 cream in the

01:01:51.260 middle

01:01:51.400 white cream

01:01:51.980 in the middle

01:01:52.420 so I'd have

01:01:53.880 about

01:01:54.140 probably about

01:01:54.640 six or eight

01:01:55.260 anam matches

01:01:56.000 and some milk

01:01:56.780 you know

01:01:59.240 cause we always

01:01:59.720 had to split up

01:02:00.400 the milk we

01:02:01.180 had we had to

01:02:01.720 split up the

01:02:02.240 cookies so I

01:02:02.860 would I would

01:02:04.060 cheat man I

01:02:04.620 would have what

01:02:05.000 I wanted

01:02:05.460 and what else

01:02:08.580 oh then

01:02:08.980 sometime I like

01:02:09.700 to take off

01:02:10.640 my shirt and

01:02:12.480 pants and I

01:02:13.040 like to we

01:02:14.440 had a couch

01:02:14.960 and had three

01:02:15.420 cushions I

01:02:15.940 like to lay

01:02:16.420 under the

01:02:17.040 cushions like

01:02:18.020 on top of the

01:02:18.680 couch but under

01:02:19.400 the cushions

01:02:20.060 and just like

01:02:22.480 feel that pressure

01:02:23.260 kind of against

01:02:23.860 my body and

01:02:24.560 just look out

01:02:25.180 from the side

01:02:25.800 you know

01:02:26.180 from in between

01:02:27.300 the cushion

01:02:27.720 and watch

01:02:28.120 television like

01:02:28.860 that like a

01:02:29.460 sandwich like

01:02:30.400 I was a

01:02:30.800 meat and the

01:02:32.480 furniture was

01:02:33.660 a breads

01:02:34.300 and what else

01:02:39.480 would I do

01:02:40.220 oh I like to

01:02:41.200 play game on

01:02:41.860 the phone on

01:02:42.380 the television

01:02:43.000 games would

01:02:44.280 come up sometime

01:02:45.100 you know

01:02:46.360 do you know

01:02:47.860 sports trivia

01:02:49.320 or something

01:02:49.980 call 1-888

01:02:51.680 sports now

01:02:52.820 and play the

01:02:53.920 game

01:02:54.200 $17 a minute

01:02:55.640 $90 if

01:02:57.120 you're in

01:02:57.440 Cuba

01:02:57.780 you know

01:02:58.900 coupons don't

01:02:59.980 apply or some

01:03:00.600 kind of shit

01:03:01.160 so I would call

01:03:02.660 that hotline

01:03:03.300 I'd play

01:03:03.740 fucking

01:03:04.200 $200 worth of

01:03:05.980 games and

01:03:06.480 mom would beat

01:03:07.000 my ass later

01:03:07.760 when the bill

01:03:09.440 came

01:03:09.780 what else did

01:03:12.580 I do

01:03:13.060 yeah we went

01:03:14.340 peeking in our

01:03:15.000 mom's closet

01:03:15.780 around Christmas

01:03:16.640 that was always

01:03:17.860 so crazy man

01:03:18.900 peeking in there

01:03:19.760 you know

01:03:25.840 it made me

01:03:26.380 realize how

01:03:27.260 hard my mom

01:03:28.000 worked even

01:03:28.500 just looking at

01:03:29.120 her shoes

01:03:29.780 hanging from

01:03:30.300 the shoe

01:03:30.700 thing in the

01:03:31.220 door

01:03:31.520 you know

01:03:33.660 she had her

01:03:34.100 heels and her

01:03:34.940 work shoes

01:03:35.900 she had her

01:03:37.180 morning walking

01:03:37.860 shoes

01:03:38.680 these pink

01:03:40.420 new balances

01:03:41.000 she had them

01:03:41.480 forever man

01:03:42.000 they were probably

01:03:42.600 they were 20

01:03:43.980 years old when

01:03:44.520 I met her

01:03:45.060 you know

01:03:48.940 when she had

01:03:49.640 you know

01:03:56.080 I don't know

01:03:56.400 my mother was

01:03:56.920 such a hard

01:03:57.420 worker man

01:03:57.940 she was always

01:03:58.640 going

01:03:58.960 she was always

01:04:03.160 working hard

01:04:03.760 I wish she had

01:04:04.360 told me

01:04:04.840 hey I'm working

01:04:05.380 hard so I can

01:04:06.180 take care of us

01:04:07.640 because I think

01:04:09.180 a lot of time

01:04:09.660 when I was a

01:04:10.100 child I just

01:04:10.560 didn't know

01:04:10.920 what was going

01:04:11.500 on

01:04:11.920 you know

01:04:14.680 no one ever

01:04:15.140 said hey

01:04:15.460 this is why

01:04:16.200 this is what's

01:04:17.000 happening

01:04:17.380 this is why

01:04:18.280 we're doing

01:04:18.720 this

01:04:19.200 so sometimes

01:04:23.480 today I'm

01:04:23.940 always like

01:04:24.360 I always feel

01:04:24.860 like I need

01:04:25.140 to be doing

01:04:25.580 something

01:04:25.940 I always feel

01:04:26.340 like something

01:04:26.680 is wrong

01:04:27.300 even though

01:04:29.820 there's nothing

01:04:30.300 really

01:04:30.700 you know

01:04:32.440 I feel like

01:04:32.820 somebody pushed

01:04:33.360 a car in the

01:04:34.040 distance

01:04:34.360 and have a

01:04:34.800 car alarm

01:04:35.300 that's just

01:04:35.660 going off

01:04:36.340 outside of the

01:04:37.780 apartments or

01:04:38.400 something

01:04:38.600 but it's

01:04:39.460 and the alarm

01:04:42.520 has always been

01:04:43.260 there

01:04:43.560 you know

01:04:43.980 it just is

01:04:44.440 always this

01:04:45.260 thing making me

01:04:46.020 feel like

01:04:46.280 something

01:04:46.620 like I don't

01:04:48.780 know what's

01:04:49.140 happening

01:04:49.440 like everything

01:04:49.900 is not okay

01:04:50.560 anyway

01:04:51.760 I kind of

01:04:52.500 digressed

01:04:52.880 in all of

01:04:53.360 that

01:04:53.620 here's a

01:04:55.880 question from

01:04:56.320 Jacob Wells

01:04:57.260 did you believe

01:04:57.800 in Santa

01:04:58.160 growing up

01:04:58.820 yes I did

01:05:00.420 and a lot

01:05:02.640 of me still

01:05:03.060 does

01:05:03.480 you know

01:05:04.340 down in

01:05:04.640 Covington

01:05:04.920 Louisiana

01:05:05.280 they used

01:05:05.680 to hire

01:05:06.220 a

01:05:06.780 it was like

01:05:07.920 a small

01:05:08.380 plane to go

01:05:09.160 through the

01:05:09.540 air at night

01:05:10.320 and they would

01:05:11.620 put a bunch

01:05:12.060 of lights

01:05:12.520 on it

01:05:12.860 and stuff

01:05:13.380 and they

01:05:13.920 would play

01:05:14.300 Christmas music

01:05:15.160 out of

01:05:15.440 speakers on

01:05:16.100 it

01:05:16.280 and so

01:05:17.880 you could

01:05:19.500 hear on

01:05:19.920 Christmas Eve

01:05:20.480 you would

01:05:20.760 actually be

01:05:21.220 able to

01:05:21.520 take your

01:05:21.860 kids outside

01:05:22.480 and hear

01:05:23.320 and hear

01:05:27.460 like a

01:05:27.960 Christmas

01:05:28.360 and see

01:05:28.920 something in

01:05:29.420 the sky

01:05:29.880 and I

01:05:30.160 remember that

01:05:30.560 being a

01:05:30.960 really neat

01:05:31.460 treat for

01:05:31.920 kids because

01:05:32.680 it just

01:05:33.600 cemented into

01:05:34.480 you that

01:05:34.820 Santa was

01:05:35.340 there

01:05:35.620 and you

01:05:37.080 never even

01:05:37.460 thought hell

01:05:37.900 why the hell

01:05:38.320 does Santa

01:05:38.660 have a propeller

01:05:39.360 on his

01:05:39.660 sleigh but

01:05:40.300 you know

01:05:41.300 that's being

01:05:41.700 a kid

01:05:42.140 man

01:05:42.520 gang

01:05:43.040 let's take

01:05:44.060 one more

01:05:44.380 call here

01:05:44.760 that came

01:05:45.100 in

01:05:45.240 95-664-9503

01:05:48.660 yo

01:05:50.340 what's up

01:05:51.220 this is

01:05:52.300 Bob

01:05:52.700 hey

01:05:53.580 Bob

01:05:54.120 thank you

01:05:54.500 for calling

01:05:54.800 brother

01:05:55.140 onward

01:05:55.640 so

01:05:56.620 lost my

01:05:58.420 leg

01:05:58.740 in a

01:05:58.980 motorcycle

01:05:59.460 accident

01:06:00.000 couple years

01:06:00.960 back

01:06:01.420 damn

01:06:02.200 Bobby

01:06:02.680 that

01:06:03.760 flamingo

01:06:04.440 baby

01:06:04.740 tell me

01:06:05.200 more

01:06:05.600 now

01:06:06.160 I'm

01:06:06.280 trying to

01:06:06.680 find out

01:06:07.340 how to

01:06:07.860 get

01:06:08.140 some

01:06:08.580 fucking

01:06:09.180 home

01:06:10.280 tanks

01:06:11.120 with

01:06:11.920 that

01:06:12.400 stumpy

01:06:13.160 hitter

01:06:14.100 just

01:06:15.700 you know

01:06:16.540 kind of

01:06:17.560 hard

01:06:18.100 not

01:06:19.440 work

01:06:19.700 you gotta

01:06:20.020 change up

01:06:20.940 the game

01:06:21.780 so

01:06:23.220 any thoughts

01:06:24.060 thank you

01:06:25.560 well

01:06:27.380 so you

01:06:29.600 got that

01:06:29.980 one

01:06:30.340 you know

01:06:30.820 you got

01:06:33.000 that one

01:06:33.520 piece

01:06:33.900 really

01:06:34.280 rolling on

01:06:35.060 you rolling

01:06:36.720 on three

01:06:37.260 right now

01:06:37.920 and you

01:06:38.180 looking for

01:06:38.620 love

01:06:39.100 I think

01:06:41.940 be forthright

01:06:42.860 we're all

01:06:45.060 missing

01:06:45.320 something

01:06:45.840 you know

01:06:49.640 we are all

01:06:50.140 missing

01:06:50.420 something

01:06:50.860 and I think

01:06:51.740 these days

01:06:52.240 more than

01:06:52.660 ever

01:06:53.000 people

01:06:53.740 people that

01:06:53.920 have

01:06:54.060 uniquities

01:06:54.740 to

01:06:55.000 them

01:06:55.220 those

01:06:57.480 things

01:06:57.700 are

01:06:57.820 valued

01:06:58.260 more

01:06:58.520 than

01:06:58.700 ever

01:06:58.960 you

01:07:01.600 know

01:07:01.900 I used

01:07:04.160 to know

01:07:04.400 a guy

01:07:04.740 named

01:07:04.960 Bobo

01:07:05.480 and he

01:07:05.800 had

01:07:06.200 cut off

01:07:07.480 part of

01:07:07.820 his arm

01:07:08.220 for some

01:07:08.620 reason

01:07:08.840 I don't

01:07:09.100 know

01:07:09.260 why

01:07:09.580 and

01:07:11.580 it was

01:07:12.980 below

01:07:13.800 the elbow

01:07:14.400 about

01:07:15.040 three or

01:07:15.740 four inches

01:07:16.340 so it was

01:07:17.080 like in

01:07:17.320 his forearm

01:07:17.940 and he

01:07:19.660 would

01:07:19.840 sometimes

01:07:20.200 get behind

01:07:20.700 the bar

01:07:21.180 at a bar

01:07:21.760 or club

01:07:22.300 and he

01:07:23.100 would

01:07:23.260 walk

01:07:23.760 and he

01:07:25.640 would

01:07:25.800 stick

01:07:26.080 the

01:07:26.400 nub

01:07:27.280 part

01:07:27.620 of

01:07:27.980 his

01:07:28.220 elbow

01:07:29.300 and the

01:07:29.940 part

01:07:30.200 coming

01:07:30.480 forward

01:07:30.820 the little

01:07:31.180 bit

01:07:31.320 of his

01:07:31.520 forearm

01:07:31.820 up

01:07:32.260 and he

01:07:32.840 could

01:07:32.980 turn

01:07:33.240 them

01:07:33.360 back

01:07:33.560 and forth

01:07:33.960 like it

01:07:34.200 was a

01:07:34.520 submarine

01:07:34.920 he would

01:07:35.340 walk up

01:07:35.760 and down

01:07:35.980 the bar

01:07:36.460 and so

01:07:38.040 if you

01:07:38.260 were like

01:07:38.660 away from

01:07:39.640 the bar

01:07:39.980 about 15

01:07:40.600 feet

01:07:40.840 you could

01:07:41.120 see just

01:07:41.520 this little

01:07:41.980 thing

01:07:42.260 pop up

01:07:42.800 and look

01:07:43.140 around

01:07:43.480 like it

01:07:43.780 was a

01:07:44.060 submarine

01:07:44.480 or a

01:07:47.020 snork

01:07:47.420 remember

01:07:47.760 the

01:07:47.980 snorks

01:07:48.600 they were

01:07:48.980 old

01:07:49.500 cartoon

01:07:49.860 but yeah

01:07:51.280 he had

01:07:51.580 that

01:07:51.780 Bobo

01:07:52.120 had

01:07:52.280 that

01:07:52.480 submarine

01:07:52.880 hitter

01:07:53.340 and he

01:07:53.520 was always

01:07:53.840 looking for

01:07:54.320 cocaine

01:07:54.780 really

01:07:55.220 but he

01:07:56.080 beautiful

01:07:56.460 man

01:07:56.820 dude

01:07:57.080 and I

01:07:57.300 still

01:07:57.500 miss him

01:07:58.060 um

01:07:59.380 what did

01:08:02.200 you ask

01:08:02.440 me

01:08:02.540 oh man

01:08:02.880 I think

01:08:03.160 there's

01:08:03.340 more value

01:08:03.980 than ever

01:08:04.260 to being

01:08:04.540 unique

01:08:04.920 there's

01:08:06.520 more value

01:08:06.940 than ever

01:08:07.380 to being

01:08:08.000 unique

01:08:08.320 and I

01:08:08.540 know

01:08:09.060 that's

01:08:09.240 easy

01:08:09.380 for me

01:08:09.660 to say

01:08:09.980 because I'm

01:08:10.320 bi

01:08:10.600 right

01:08:10.840 I'm

01:08:11.300 bipedal

01:08:11.940 I got

01:08:12.900 two hitters

01:08:13.400 right here

01:08:13.820 below the

01:08:14.340 belt

01:08:14.620 but

01:08:16.240 but there's

01:08:21.060 more

01:08:21.440 now there's

01:08:22.760 ways constantly

01:08:23.340 to inspire

01:08:24.020 people

01:08:24.640 they got

01:08:25.880 the titanium

01:08:26.640 you could get

01:08:27.400 something graphite

01:08:28.440 you could go

01:08:28.960 wood even

01:08:29.700 if you

01:08:30.700 you know

01:08:31.020 if it's a

01:08:31.960 tough year

01:08:32.320 financially

01:08:32.920 or if you're

01:08:33.540 you know

01:08:34.820 you're living

01:08:35.240 in like

01:08:35.600 Newfoundland

01:08:36.140 or something

01:08:36.540 you could get

01:08:36.960 that wooden

01:08:37.440 appendage

01:08:38.180 there's a lot

01:08:39.580 of beautiful

01:08:39.920 options out

01:08:40.600 there

01:08:41.340 um

01:08:41.920 but I say

01:08:44.140 be forthright

01:08:44.940 hey ladies

01:08:45.840 I got

01:08:48.280 fucking

01:08:48.560 I got that

01:08:49.220 magic wand

01:08:49.980 do you feel

01:08:50.360 me

01:08:50.600 you know

01:08:52.800 I'm that

01:08:53.280 one legged

01:08:53.780 fucking

01:08:54.240 I'm that

01:08:56.040 stationary

01:08:56.580 bad boy

01:08:57.500 you know

01:09:01.340 I'll

01:09:01.700 you got

01:09:02.740 it man

01:09:03.240 if you only

01:09:05.300 have one

01:09:05.780 leg bro

01:09:06.400 I love

01:09:08.940 you dude

01:09:09.480 I think

01:09:11.600 it's cool

01:09:11.980 man

01:09:12.240 you know

01:09:12.720 I know

01:09:12.940 that's crazy

01:09:13.440 but I

01:09:13.760 think it's

01:09:14.200 I think

01:09:17.120 it's really

01:09:17.500 really cool

01:09:18.100 because dude

01:09:19.680 when I see

01:09:20.100 somebody that

01:09:20.540 has a

01:09:21.080 handicap

01:09:21.440 and they're

01:09:22.000 really

01:09:22.500 and they're

01:09:24.800 challenging

01:09:25.280 it

01:09:25.620 and they're

01:09:26.140 man

01:09:26.960 that inspired

01:09:27.560 me so

01:09:27.980 much

01:09:28.320 dude

01:09:28.620 you know

01:09:31.320 it really

01:09:32.760 you have the

01:09:33.240 chance to be

01:09:33.660 so inspirational

01:09:34.320 to others

01:09:34.760 and I know

01:09:35.120 that probably

01:09:35.540 is hard

01:09:35.980 to think about

01:09:37.500 because it

01:09:37.780 doesn't heal

01:09:38.200 what's going

01:09:38.580 on but you

01:09:39.040 could hella

01:09:39.420 get some

01:09:39.780 puss bro

01:09:40.440 they got

01:09:42.400 ladies out

01:09:42.920 there that

01:09:43.200 are fucking

01:09:43.540 some real

01:09:44.760 muppets

01:09:45.440 so I know

01:09:47.660 when you come

01:09:48.100 in with that

01:09:48.540 fucking low

01:09:49.100 body gonzo

01:09:50.000 bro

01:09:50.280 that one

01:09:50.800 piece

01:09:51.260 all day

01:09:55.260 bro

01:09:55.580 you're

01:09:56.960 going to be

01:09:57.260 a

01:09:57.480 you're

01:09:58.980 going to be

01:09:59.180 a freaking

01:09:59.560 third lieutenant

01:10:00.400 in the

01:10:00.680 poontang mafia

01:10:01.520 son

01:10:01.900 and I would

01:10:02.880 decorate that

01:10:03.540 leg bro

01:10:04.060 get that

01:10:04.460 other leg

01:10:04.940 decorated

01:10:05.420 for the

01:10:05.740 holidays

01:10:06.220 bro

01:10:06.620 throw some

01:10:07.120 fucking

01:10:07.460 lights around

01:10:08.060 that thing

01:10:08.640 hang a

01:10:10.240 car freshener

01:10:14.340 off that

01:10:14.740 bitch

01:10:15.120 man

01:10:15.380 do something

01:10:15.980 with it

01:10:16.660 dude I

01:10:17.260 remember I

01:10:17.660 was in

01:10:18.180 Tucson Arizona

01:10:19.080 on the bus

01:10:19.640 once and a

01:10:20.240 man had a

01:10:20.820 wooden appendage

01:10:21.520 the second half

01:10:22.300 low half

01:10:23.360 on the left

01:10:23.960 and he would

01:10:24.980 sit on the

01:10:25.400 bus

01:10:25.680 this is when

01:10:26.020 you could

01:10:26.220 smoke cigarette

01:10:26.820 on the bus

01:10:27.460 and he would

01:10:29.480 put his

01:10:29.780 cross his

01:10:30.340 leg over

01:10:30.840 the other

01:10:31.200 leg

01:10:31.600 and in the

01:10:32.960 side of the

01:10:33.400 wooden part

01:10:33.900 he'd build

01:10:34.240 an ashtray

01:10:35.740 in there

01:10:36.160 and I remember

01:10:38.000 sitting there

01:10:38.460 one time with

01:10:39.080 him having a

01:10:39.540 cigarette after

01:10:40.180 work over

01:10:41.180 there a city

01:10:41.700 grill off a

01:10:42.280 tank of

01:10:42.600 Verde and

01:10:42.960 Wilmot

01:10:43.420 and I took

01:10:44.660 the bus

01:10:45.140 and I'd sit

01:10:45.580 there with

01:10:45.920 him and have

01:10:46.200 a cigarette

01:10:46.780 and put the

01:10:48.120 ashes right out

01:10:48.800 into his

01:10:49.120 leg

01:10:49.460 and I've

01:10:53.080 never forgotten

01:10:53.620 that man

01:10:54.100 we're at the

01:10:57.280 end of the

01:10:57.580 year

01:10:57.880 we're at the

01:10:59.240 end of the

01:10:59.500 year man

01:10:59.820 and I love

01:11:00.280 you

01:11:00.500 and you know

01:11:02.900 if you need

01:11:04.140 me bro I'll

01:11:04.700 hold you up

01:11:05.620 dog

01:11:05.960 the more I

01:11:07.000 think about it

01:11:07.520 man I will

01:11:07.960 hold you up

01:11:08.740 you know I'll

01:11:11.720 hold you up

01:11:12.260 brother

01:11:12.520 and thank you

01:11:14.120 for sharing

01:11:14.560 what's going

01:11:15.000 on with you

01:11:15.420 in your life

01:11:15.900 man you're

01:11:16.320 holding me

01:11:16.740 up

01:11:17.140 gang shit

01:11:18.940 bro

01:11:19.280 we out

01:11:20.540 here

01:11:20.740 dog

01:11:21.140 and it's a

01:11:23.380 beautiful time

01:11:24.000 of year

01:11:24.240 and it's a

01:11:24.540 beautiful time

01:11:25.020 to love

01:11:25.440 somebody

01:11:25.980 and it

01:11:27.840 doesn't have

01:11:28.200 to mean

01:11:28.520 sex or

01:11:29.480 anything like

01:11:29.920 that or

01:11:30.200 touching

01:11:30.520 yourself

01:11:30.900 don't touch

01:11:31.420 yourself at

01:11:31.920 Christmas

01:11:32.320 what are you

01:11:34.140 doing

01:11:34.540 but touch

01:11:37.360 your heart

01:11:37.860 man love

01:11:38.460 yourself a

01:11:39.060 little

01:11:39.280 get in

01:11:40.180 there

01:11:40.760 as that

01:11:42.920 boy used

01:11:43.420 to say

01:11:43.760 that had

01:11:44.200 it

01:11:44.400 and he

01:11:45.660 had a

01:11:45.940 lot of

01:11:46.200 hits of

01:11:46.500 that T

01:11:46.960 I

01:11:47.180 S

01:11:47.440 M

01:11:47.640 and you

01:11:47.900 know

01:11:48.140 it

01:11:48.320 what else

01:11:54.020 is going

01:11:54.200 on

01:11:54.440 I may

01:11:54.960 have

01:11:55.120 this

01:11:55.320 thing

01:11:55.800 this

01:11:56.000 week

01:11:56.220 chocolate

01:11:56.540 shoulder

01:11:56.900 challenge

01:11:57.320 we'll put

01:11:57.640 out on

01:11:57.920 Instagram

01:11:58.240 so you

01:11:58.740 can check

01:11:59.100 it out

01:11:59.580 remember to get

01:12:03.740 your Christmas

01:12:04.100 shopping done

01:12:04.720 now it's almost

01:12:05.480 over

01:12:06.020 and I hope

01:12:09.260 your holidays

01:12:09.760 are something

01:12:10.100 special

01:12:10.560 and I hope

01:12:12.020 that your

01:12:12.360 heart is a

01:12:12.900 fireplace

01:12:13.360 and

01:12:15.120 it keeps

01:12:17.300 you warm

01:12:17.760 and keeps

01:12:18.080 the others

01:12:18.440 around you

01:12:18.880 warm as

01:12:19.380 well

01:12:19.660 thank you

01:12:21.860 for three

01:12:22.240 years

01:12:22.700 thank you

01:12:25.280 for the

01:12:25.540 support

01:12:26.020 thank you

01:12:28.100 for all

01:12:28.420 the calls

01:12:29.180 you know

01:12:34.280 this has been

01:12:34.620 one of the

01:12:34.920 toughest years

01:12:35.280 of my life

01:12:35.720 in some ways

01:12:36.300 but I'm

01:12:37.280 feeling a little

01:12:37.740 better

01:12:38.060 and I

01:12:39.920 couldn't be

01:12:40.280 more grateful

01:12:40.740 for you guys

01:12:41.240 not giving up

01:12:41.800 on me

01:12:42.140 I'm excited

01:12:43.460 to see you

01:12:43.880 guys over

01:12:44.180 in Lafayette

01:12:44.880 I'm excited

01:12:45.740 to see you

01:12:46.380 in Europe

01:12:47.340 let's go

01:12:48.760 I was watching

01:12:49.400 some rugby

01:12:49.880 today

01:12:50.400 Leicester

01:12:51.160 and somebody

01:12:51.680 else

01:12:52.100 let's go

01:12:53.320 UK

01:12:53.860 Manchester

01:12:55.040 Glasgow

01:12:55.860 Dublin

01:12:59.360 London

01:13:02.560 Oslo

01:13:03.420 Amsterdam

01:13:04.300 Norway

01:13:05.940 let's go

01:13:08.540 I can't wait

01:13:09.960 to get over

01:13:10.420 there baby

01:13:10.860 the rat king

01:13:11.680 coming down

01:13:14.660 your chimney

01:13:15.800 January 4th

01:13:16.920 we start the

01:13:17.440 tour over there

01:13:18.180 Ari Manis

01:13:19.800 the dirty

01:13:20.320 little Hebrew

01:13:21.000 rolling over

01:13:21.680 there with me

01:13:22.380 so let's

01:13:24.740 see what we

01:13:25.100 can do

01:13:25.420 man

01:13:25.580 you guys

01:13:25.880 be good

01:13:26.200 to yourselves

01:13:26.760 I love

01:13:28.080 you

01:13:28.320 Merry Christmas

01:13:29.520 to you

01:13:30.140 and thank

01:13:32.700 you

01:13:33.160 thank you

01:13:37.080 let's take

01:13:44.480 us out

01:13:44.760 today with

01:13:45.280 DJ Dins

01:13:46.500 the rooster

01:13:47.420 and Christmas

01:13:48.680 day sale

01:13:51.140 we

01:14:04.460 home

01:14:06.580 to

01:14:10.720 1

01:14:11.820 1

01:14:15.240 2

01:14:17.060 2

01:14:17.680 2

01:14:18.420 2

01:14:18.880 2

01:14:18.960 2

01:14:19.500 It's a little Christmas trap music.

01:14:49.500 It's a little Christmas.

01:15:19.500 It's a little Christmas.

01:15:49.500 Sometimes I'll interview my friends.

01:15:51.740 Sometimes I won't.

01:15:53.420 And as always, I'll be joined by the voices in my head.

01:15:56.380 You have three new voice messages.

01:15:58.960 A lot of people are talking about Kite Club.

01:16:02.280 I've been talking about Kite Club for so long.

01:16:04.940 Longer than anybody else.

01:16:06.620 So great.

01:16:07.920 Hi.

01:16:08.580 Sweetie.

01:16:09.520 Here's a deal.

01:16:10.940 Anyone who doesn't listen to Kite Club is a dodgy bloody wanker.

01:16:14.840 Jar mine.

01:16:16.760 I'll take a quarter pounder with cheese and a McFlurry.

01:16:19.940 Sorry, sir, but our ice cream machine is broken.

01:16:22.020 Oh, no.

01:16:23.540 I think Tom Hanks just butt dialed me.

01:16:26.780 Anyway, first rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.

01:16:30.920 Second rule of Kite Club is, tell everyone about Kite Club.

01:16:35.120 Third rule.

01:16:36.080 Like and subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts.

01:16:38.780 Or watch us on YouTube, yeah?

01:16:40.920 And yes, don't worry.

01:16:42.160 My Brad Pitt impression will get better.

This Past Weekend with Theo Von - December 23, 2019

Feeling That Yule ｜ This Past Weekend #251

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