This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Pink Eye in Charleston

00:00:00.000 Wa do do do do, da do do, da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da can da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da

00:00:28.280 Happy New Year almost

00:00:42.600 I'm just sitting on your front porch

00:00:47.300 Wondering how could I be so far from my home

00:00:52.400 And my mind is somewhere else

00:00:57.960 But when I find it I'll patch up where it's been

00:01:01.860 Blown

00:01:03.400 Now I'm just floating on the breeze

00:01:09.360 And I feel I'm falling like these leaves

00:01:12.520 I must be cornerstone

00:01:15.840 Oh, but when I reach that ground

00:01:20.400 I'll share this peace of mind

00:01:22.560 I can feel it in my bones

00:01:26.420 Let's go

00:01:27.320 But it's gonna take a little time

00:01:32.380 Come on, baby, baby, come on

00:01:33.620 For me to set that parking brake

00:01:36.080 And let myself go wide

00:01:39.080 Shine that light on me

00:01:43.120 I'll slip and tell you my story

00:01:52.180 Shine on me

00:01:53.880 And I will find a song

00:01:57.980 I will sing it just for you

00:02:01.180 Shine

00:02:05.240 Oh, shine

00:02:09.300 Oh, yeah

00:02:11.940 What sound do you make if you step on something

00:02:22.420 That you don't want to be stepping on?

00:02:24.460 I do that

00:02:26.560 A lot of

00:02:27.860 And sometimes if it's really

00:02:33.880 I'll do that sometimes, bro

00:02:39.060 If I'm really feeling soft, you know

00:02:41.020 Like if I've been pleasuring myself

00:02:44.040 And I don't have like a lot of man power

00:02:46.180 In my body

00:02:47.380 And I step on something

00:02:48.600 And I step on a

00:02:52.940 A thumbtack or a

00:02:55.940 You know, a sewing

00:02:57.620 Pointer

00:02:58.940 Needle

00:03:00.940 Then I'll

00:03:03.040 Then I'll do that, you know

00:03:05.160 I'll make that sound kind of

00:03:08.300 No, that one's too fake

00:03:11.140 That one I don't really make

00:03:12.600 This is the end of the year

00:03:18.080 This is the end of the year

00:03:19.920 2019

00:03:21.980 2019

00:03:24.820 We knew it would end

00:03:26.300 We knew it would end

00:03:28.020 When we got into it

00:03:30.020 And Santa's come

00:03:32.440 Everybody's popped through

00:03:34.720 Santa

00:03:36.260 Who else?

00:03:40.560 Wolverine

00:03:41.200 Who else came out this year?

00:03:42.420 The Avengers

00:03:42.940 I don't even know

00:03:43.760 Everybody

00:03:44.340 It happened

00:03:45.560 It's done

00:03:47.960 2019

00:03:49.920 Almost in

00:03:51.740 El Libros

00:03:53.360 In the books

00:03:54.240 In the books

00:03:56.840 And I'm just trying to get

00:04:01.240 Some of the sounds

00:04:02.060 That are stuck in my body

00:04:03.100 From the year

00:04:03.740 I'm trying to

00:04:04.180 Just get them out of me

00:04:05.380 You know, you ever want to do that?

00:04:09.760 Sometimes I just want to

00:04:10.860 Just

00:04:11.160 Sometimes I just want to

00:04:15.000 Get a little bitty

00:04:15.880 Freaking evil person

00:04:17.260 Just like a little bitty

00:04:18.220 Just like a little devil

00:04:21.760 And I just want to

00:04:22.520 Just choke him

00:04:23.560 I want to choke him

00:04:26.020 Okay, good to be here

00:04:29.540 Happy almost new year to you

00:04:32.500 I hope that the holiday was a good one for you

00:04:35.860 I hope that you got what you wanted

00:04:37.620 You had fun

00:04:39.120 You did what you wanted to do

00:04:42.500 I went down to

00:04:43.840 Louisiana

00:04:45.540 And I enjoyed myself

00:04:49.100 You know, I watched the children

00:04:52.140 Open their gifts

00:04:54.040 You know, the kids got, you know

00:04:57.260 Bobby and Janet

00:04:58.840 Got scooters, you know

00:05:00.840 Little Leroy got a damn

00:05:03.660 You know, tickling doll or something

00:05:09.360 It wasn't a tickle me Elmo

00:05:10.600 But it was just like a kind of a cheaper one

00:05:12.440 And it just

00:05:12.860 Somebody wrote tickle me on the side of it

00:05:15.020 It was like a tickle me

00:05:16.880 He-man or something

00:05:20.140 Or tickle me

00:05:20.900 I don't even know

00:05:23.120 It honestly looked like a little bit of like a

00:05:24.800 Kind of a soft statue of Al Roker

00:05:26.760 But, you know

00:05:28.820 Some bootleg toys and shit like that

00:05:31.040 Because you're Christmas man

00:05:33.800 Anything

00:05:34.140 You could get

00:05:35.460 Dude, if it's an infant too

00:05:37.060 You give him anything, bro

00:05:38.360 Give him a little fucking

00:05:40.240 Give him a little

00:05:41.560 Little dime sack of sawdust

00:05:45.220 You know, you could give anything to a beautiful infant

00:05:48.700 But I had fun

00:05:50.780 Had fun

00:05:51.160 Spent time with the

00:05:52.380 The fam

00:05:53.400 Hung out with my mother

00:05:56.120 We had a nice time

00:05:57.920 I gave her some earrings

00:05:59.020 My

00:06:01.440 What a

00:06:02.800 Oh, the kids got merch

00:06:04.080 My nieces and nephews got merch, man

00:06:06.380 And they were stoked about it

00:06:08.540 So that's that

00:06:09.460 That's, you know

00:06:10.520 I didn't just pick it up

00:06:12.880 I ordered it for them

00:06:14.160 You know, I'm not just

00:06:16.240 You know

00:06:16.960 Doing that

00:06:18.420 But yeah, it was good, man

00:06:20.820 What else?

00:06:21.220 I went to

00:06:21.900 We did the charity show in Lafayette

00:06:24.000 So thank everybody that came out

00:06:25.880 Out from there

00:06:26.660 We actually had a caller that called in about it

00:06:28.820 Let's hear this

00:06:29.700 Yo, what up, Theo?

00:06:33.880 This is Dustin

00:06:34.860 What's up, Dustin?

00:06:36.620 Thank you for calling, brother

00:06:37.600 Onward

00:06:38.020 I just seen your show in Lafayette

00:06:41.080 And I was waiting in line

00:06:43.320 For a meet and greet

00:06:44.400 And I had to pee

00:06:46.760 So

00:06:48.200 My girl gave me a water bottle

00:06:50.660 To go in the car

00:06:51.640 And

00:06:51.900 You know, run Big Yellow

00:06:54.060 Oh, yeah, dude

00:06:55.980 I know what you're talking about, bro

00:06:58.460 Doing that little

00:07:00.600 Just doing that

00:07:03.400 Just doing that self-drip

00:07:05.100 By yourself in a car

00:07:06.740 Peeing into a thing

00:07:07.780 Yeah, peeing into somebody's

00:07:10.580 You know, peeing into a water bottle

00:07:12.640 Or peeing into

00:07:13.340 You know, if somebody has big hands

00:07:15.400 And they put them together

00:07:16.260 Like a bowl for you

00:07:17.300 Or something

00:07:17.680 Just something so you don't have to use

00:07:18.920 A

00:07:19.340 Regular

00:07:20.800 Plumbing vestibule

00:07:23.280 Onward

00:07:23.840 Well, I fucked around

00:07:25.540 And left the cap on

00:07:27.640 And I peed on myself

00:07:29.640 While waiting in line

00:07:30.600 Mm-hmm

00:07:31.480 But

00:07:32.420 We still got it done

00:07:33.860 And I still met you

00:07:35.960 The show was awesome

00:07:37.940 Gang, gang, bro

00:07:40.760 Gang, gang, bro

00:07:42.660 That's it

00:07:43.540 Or as my mother said

00:07:46.180 When she was leaving the venue

00:07:48.600 The other night

00:07:49.300 My mother came out

00:07:50.300 My brother and his lovely wife

00:07:52.320 Came out

00:07:52.960 She said

00:07:55.440 Gang, gang, darling

00:07:56.740 That's what she said

00:07:58.560 In the distance, man

00:07:59.960 So that really

00:08:02.940 That really freaking just

00:08:04.880 That made me laugh, man

00:08:06.400 It was real funny

00:08:07.020 But thank you

00:08:09.000 Thank you

00:08:09.360 Thanks for coming out, Dustin

00:08:10.500 And the fundraising

00:08:12.160 The meet and greet

00:08:13.920 All of that

00:08:14.480 For Dustin Poirier's

00:08:15.840 Charity

00:08:16.080 The Good Fight Foundation

00:08:17.400 It was fun

00:08:19.360 Dustin came out

00:08:20.400 His beautiful wife

00:08:21.560 You know

00:08:23.960 It was just

00:08:24.640 Man, Lafayette really showed out

00:08:26.420 They really showed out, man

00:08:29.300 So thank you

00:08:29.920 For everybody

00:08:30.680 That came

00:08:31.260 South Louisiana

00:08:32.260 And

00:08:34.440 And just

00:08:35.720 People

00:08:36.320 People came from all over

00:08:37.360 And it was

00:08:38.160 It was a time, boy

00:08:39.340 It was a time

00:08:41.740 Yeah, dude

00:08:44.960 Look, I feel you, man

00:08:45.920 I've done that thing

00:08:46.720 Where you're trying to

00:08:47.260 Pee into something

00:08:48.100 In college

00:08:50.120 A lot of young men

00:08:51.460 Will pee into things

00:08:53.500 Instead of going to the toilet

00:08:54.780 You know

00:08:56.660 You'll pee in

00:08:57.360 You know

00:08:58.960 You'll pee in a couple

00:08:59.900 Of milk jugs

00:09:01.080 Or

00:09:01.520 Or something

00:09:03.460 Dude, I'll tell you this

00:09:05.400 They had

00:09:06.180 When I was

00:09:07.440 Working in Charleston

00:09:10.280 When I was working in

00:09:13.500 Charleston, South Carolina

00:09:14.860 They had a smoothie outfit

00:09:16.760 Over there

00:09:17.120 I worked at

00:09:17.820 And it was a bootleg

00:09:19.960 Kind of

00:09:21.160 Health and wellness shop

00:09:23.080 And it was called

00:09:24.740 Frozen Options

00:09:26.460 Was the name

00:09:28.280 It was like a startup

00:09:29.320 Smoothie deal

00:09:30.880 Frozen Options

00:09:32.900 And self-tanning

00:09:34.720 Eventually

00:09:35.160 But that came later

00:09:37.180 But

00:09:37.440 So

00:09:38.900 And they had a manager

00:09:39.920 The guy

00:09:40.460 It was just some guy

00:09:41.500 Who was basically

00:09:42.100 Trying to hire people

00:09:43.120 And then have

00:09:43.680 You know

00:09:44.340 Trying to hook up

00:09:45.460 With the lady

00:09:46.000 You know

00:09:46.220 Trying to hire

00:09:46.900 Cute chicks

00:09:47.960 Or even busted chicks

00:09:49.280 And get them to do

00:09:50.540 A lot of tanning

00:09:51.400 Until they looked

00:09:52.020 Attractive

00:09:53.140 And then make love

00:09:54.400 To them

00:09:54.820 You know

00:09:55.040 I think that was

00:09:55.700 Kind of

00:09:56.000 Some of his

00:09:56.780 You know

00:09:58.040 Business model

00:09:58.940 Because he was

00:09:59.640 Kind of sad

00:10:00.300 On the inside

00:10:00.960 A little

00:10:01.260 But

00:10:01.560 Anyway

00:10:03.540 Yeah

00:10:04.900 I worked at

00:10:05.420 Frozen Options

00:10:06.180 Right

00:10:06.500 And

00:10:06.760 I don't know

00:10:08.500 Why I thought of this

00:10:09.140 But

00:10:09.420 So

00:10:11.040 At one point

00:10:12.320 We got the tanning beds

00:10:13.640 And

00:10:15.200 They had a man

00:10:16.660 That came in one time

00:10:17.720 An urban gentleman

00:10:18.600 Bruh

00:10:19.020 You know

00:10:19.420 Kind of

00:10:20.200 You know

00:10:20.500 A darker man

00:10:21.380 And he wanted

00:10:23.200 To do the tanning bed

00:10:24.400 And so

00:10:25.760 I'm like

00:10:26.420 You know

00:10:29.240 I'm like

00:10:29.700 You know

00:10:30.740 You don't want

00:10:32.020 To tell anybody

00:10:32.700 No

00:10:33.040 That they shouldn't

00:10:33.600 Do the tanning bed

00:10:34.500 But this guy

00:10:35.500 You know

00:10:37.580 He's already

00:10:38.360 God kind of

00:10:39.000 Put him in the tanning bed

00:10:40.060 A little already

00:10:40.820 So the Lord's

00:10:42.120 Got his

00:10:42.640 You know

00:10:43.000 He's got that base

00:10:43.920 And

00:10:45.380 Because I never

00:10:46.740 Seen a black guy

00:10:47.380 Get into a tanning bed

00:10:48.340 Before

00:10:48.720 So dude

00:10:50.440 He would come

00:10:51.080 He would come

00:10:51.860 And

00:10:53.060 About the third

00:10:54.000 Or fourth time

00:10:54.580 He came

00:10:54.880 I realized

00:10:55.260 Something might have

00:10:55.720 Been wrong

00:10:56.160 With him a little bit

00:10:56.860 But I don't know

00:10:57.400 If something was

00:10:58.140 Something also

00:10:59.800 Might not have been

00:11:01.160 Wrong with him

00:11:02.340 He could have

00:11:02.800 Not been wrong

00:11:03.500 You know

00:11:03.960 Or nothing

00:11:04.400 But

00:11:04.680 But anyway

00:11:05.680 Dude

00:11:06.000 So the crazy

00:11:06.640 So the wild part

00:11:07.520 Is I used to get high

00:11:08.280 Back then

00:11:08.640 That's when I was

00:11:09.080 Smoking a lot of weed

00:11:09.940 And making exotic shakes

00:11:11.220 For people

00:11:11.740 Somebody'd roll in

00:11:13.540 I'd hit him with that

00:11:14.260 Fucking peanut butter

00:11:15.140 And menthol

00:11:15.800 Fucking

00:11:16.240 That medium

00:11:17.320 Bruh

00:11:17.760 There you go

00:11:18.580 They're like

00:11:19.600 It's not cold

00:11:20.260 I'm like

00:11:20.540 Who gives a damn

00:11:21.320 They said

00:11:22.420 It's called

00:11:22.660 Frozen options

00:11:23.520 I said

00:11:23.840 Well this is

00:11:24.520 One of the options

00:11:25.960 Baby

00:11:26.320 Okay

00:11:26.820 One of the options

00:11:28.460 Is not cold

00:11:29.600 Right

00:11:31.020 And you got that

00:11:31.960 You know

00:11:33.120 I fucking hit somebody

00:11:33.880 With that pineapple

00:11:34.640 Walnut

00:11:35.260 Little baby shake

00:11:36.300 You know

00:11:37.900 I'm the kind of dude

00:11:38.780 I'll fucking just

00:11:39.460 Squeeze four cherries

00:11:40.720 Just

00:11:40.980 Just strangle

00:11:42.040 Four cherries

00:11:42.740 In the palm of my hand

00:11:44.060 And then

00:11:44.340 Just drip the

00:11:45.440 Just

00:11:46.300 Open my hand up

00:11:47.340 And then just drip it

00:11:48.160 Right into your mouth

00:11:49.020 You know

00:11:50.760 I'll put two blueberries

00:11:51.720 Under your tongue

00:11:52.540 Bruh

00:11:52.800 And hide a fucking

00:11:53.420 Pecan in your ass

00:11:54.560 Bruh

00:11:55.080 And slap your cousin

00:11:56.200 Dog

00:11:56.560 And that's

00:11:58.160 Right there

00:11:58.800 That's 475

00:11:59.720 You know

00:12:00.720 I'm the kind of guy

00:12:01.400 I'm serving up

00:12:02.020 Different options

00:12:02.820 So

00:12:05.320 Anyway

00:12:06.000 Dude

00:12:06.340 This story's a little bit vulgar

00:12:07.820 But

00:12:08.060 You know

00:12:09.720 Talking about urinating

00:12:10.680 And having to

00:12:11.280 You know

00:12:12.520 Handle body

00:12:13.400 And handle body

00:12:15.900 You know

00:12:16.860 Things that come out of your body

00:12:18.860 In places

00:12:19.320 But

00:12:19.580 Anyway

00:12:20.420 So

00:12:20.740 One time the man went in there

00:12:22.720 And he had something

00:12:23.340 That happened to him

00:12:23.920 And I heard him laughing in there

00:12:25.040 For a little bit

00:12:25.720 Or yelling or something

00:12:26.640 I'm not sure

00:12:27.240 And dude

00:12:28.660 I'm not the kind of

00:12:29.340 Look

00:12:29.600 If somebody's in a tanning bed

00:12:31.820 And they're going through some shit

00:12:33.460 I'm not

00:12:34.800 I'm not opening that bitch up

00:12:36.540 Okay

00:12:37.640 It's a nine

00:12:39.460 They're in there for

00:12:40.180 Nine minutes

00:12:41.840 Or eleven minutes

00:12:43.100 I think this dude

00:12:43.960 And he was getting blacker

00:12:46.040 He was getting

00:12:46.580 More

00:12:47.480 You know

00:12:48.160 I mean

00:12:49.500 He was definitely

00:12:50.340 I don't know if he was trying to get better at sports

00:12:52.280 I don't know why

00:12:52.820 I still have no idea why this man was trying to get

00:12:55.340 Darkened out

00:12:56.760 But he was fucking

00:12:59.140 You know

00:13:00.100 He was really

00:13:01.140 He started out

00:13:03.800 About like a

00:13:04.840 Like a

00:13:05.320 Like a Mahomes

00:13:06.420 And he finished up

00:13:07.440 Like around a little bit

00:13:08.340 Of like a

00:13:08.740 Kind of a

00:13:09.340 Kind of a

00:13:11.300 Kind of more of a crisp

00:13:12.900 Denzel

00:13:14.200 So that's really the range he was in

00:13:16.800 You know

00:13:17.140 But anyway

00:13:19.060 So anyway

00:13:19.520 He had a

00:13:20.120 Bowel accident

00:13:21.800 Or a BM

00:13:22.980 My grandmother used to call it

00:13:24.200 You know

00:13:25.340 When you basically

00:13:26.100 You have a

00:13:27.320 You know

00:13:27.820 You do

00:13:28.780 Throwing a little booty work

00:13:30.920 Out of your

00:13:31.280 You know

00:13:32.140 This is

00:13:32.940 Sorry

00:13:33.520 This is vulgar to talk about

00:13:34.680 But the man had a poop

00:13:36.040 Or something

00:13:36.480 In the

00:13:37.240 What is that thing called

00:13:39.820 Space shuttle

00:13:40.520 No it's a

00:13:41.160 Like a hot

00:13:43.900 Like a little

00:13:44.540 Toaster

00:13:45.300 Fuck

00:13:46.240 I was just talking about it

00:13:48.200 Tanning bed

00:13:50.300 The man had a little accident

00:13:51.980 In there

00:13:52.280 Well dude

00:13:52.980 You know

00:13:53.500 I'm working in the

00:13:54.120 Shake shop

00:13:54.640 This was a startup

00:13:56.260 So

00:13:56.660 You know

00:13:57.480 Maybe you got

00:13:58.180 Two employees

00:13:59.160 So

00:14:00.860 The other employee

00:14:01.940 Was this chick

00:14:02.980 Dude

00:14:03.300 And she was

00:14:04.420 Bro

00:14:05.340 This chick was

00:14:05.940 Addicted to tanning

00:14:07.120 But anyway

00:14:07.620 So anyway

00:14:08.840 I had to go

00:14:09.220 I had to clean the thing

00:14:10.160 I had to clean the

00:14:11.380 I had to clean the

00:14:14.020 The self

00:14:15.460 The tanning bed

00:14:16.300 Of the

00:14:17.020 You know

00:14:19.020 Feces

00:14:19.620 Bro

00:14:19.840 Fessies

00:14:20.440 Or whatever

00:14:20.960 Excrement

00:14:21.980 But dude

00:14:23.680 I don't know

00:14:24.040 Anyway

00:14:24.360 So I don't know

00:14:24.820 If I cleaned it that good

00:14:25.640 Or what happened

00:14:26.220 But anyway

00:14:26.600 Over about the next

00:14:27.720 Probably three months

00:14:28.920 Dude

00:14:29.360 Probably about

00:14:31.460 Probably about nine people

00:14:35.780 Got pink eye

00:14:36.660 From the tanning bed

00:14:37.800 At frozen options

00:14:38.780 And self tanning

00:14:40.720 And

00:14:41.400 And damn dude

00:14:44.060 And then I would start

00:14:45.260 Seeing people around town

00:14:46.220 With pink eye

00:14:46.720 And I would just feel bad

00:14:47.760 Bro

00:14:47.900 And I knew

00:14:48.440 Dude I cleaned that thing

00:14:49.740 So hard

00:14:50.600 But I think

00:14:52.340 I just

00:14:52.680 You know

00:14:53.040 You can only

00:14:53.880 It's the

00:14:55.920 It's the dark arts

00:14:57.440 Man

00:14:57.740 You know

00:15:00.500 You can only

00:15:01.320 Clean

00:15:01.900 If somebody's

00:15:02.800 In a

00:15:03.260 In a bunker

00:15:04.100 In a fucking

00:15:04.780 In that body bunker

00:15:06.760 Just getting that tan on

00:15:08.200 And you

00:15:08.820 And they blow

00:15:10.660 You know

00:15:11.160 They throw some body work

00:15:12.960 Out into the deal

00:15:13.860 Out of the bottom

00:15:14.920 You can't always

00:15:17.620 No matter what

00:15:18.540 You clean it with

00:15:19.380 I mean

00:15:21.000 You know

00:15:21.340 The lord himself

00:15:22.440 Could hand you a mop

00:15:23.320 And you're not

00:15:23.700 Going to get it all up

00:15:24.700 But

00:15:25.420 And then dude

00:15:27.420 The place went under

00:15:28.460 And we sold

00:15:29.180 The

00:15:29.440 They sold the tanning bed

00:15:31.100 So

00:15:31.720 I can't even imagine

00:15:34.960 How many people

00:15:35.440 Got

00:15:36.080 Got that itchy eye

00:15:39.320 Bruh

00:15:39.780 You feel me

00:15:40.700 But hey

00:15:41.840 Things happen man

00:15:42.880 Things happen sometimes

00:15:45.280 So if you've ever had

00:15:46.680 Pink eye in Charleston

00:15:47.700 I'm just saying man

00:15:49.700 That's one of the options

00:15:50.760 Dude

00:15:51.240 That's

00:15:52.560 One of

00:15:53.600 The options

00:15:54.660 Bruh

00:15:55.820 Cause I worked in

00:15:56.920 The smoothie place

00:15:57.580 Dude

00:15:57.740 I remember one time

00:15:58.520 This lady came in

00:15:59.520 This lady was a damn

00:16:00.560 Muppet

00:16:01.120 And she looked at the sign

00:16:03.340 And all the different

00:16:04.100 Fruits

00:16:04.680 And different options

00:16:05.580 And she came up

00:16:07.580 And she goes

00:16:08.500 What's blueberries

00:16:09.980 And I fucking

00:16:11.740 Lost my mind

00:16:14.260 Cause this lady

00:16:17.120 Is probably about

00:16:17.600 40 years old

00:16:18.620 What's blueberries

00:16:19.760 And she just

00:16:22.440 Had never heard of them

00:16:23.520 So

00:16:24.720 But then on the same foot

00:16:26.640 Man on the other side

00:16:27.660 Of the bunion

00:16:28.300 Or whatever they say

00:16:29.060 I got to also serve

00:16:30.500 That lady

00:16:30.920 The first serving

00:16:31.680 Of blueberries

00:16:32.160 She ever had

00:16:32.860 You know

00:16:34.880 Because that's what

00:16:35.580 I do

00:16:35.840 I'm the kind of guy

00:16:37.020 Bruh

00:16:38.200 You know what I'm saying

00:16:39.160 I put fucking

00:16:39.840 Five blueberries

00:16:40.680 Into an oyster

00:16:41.560 Close that bitch up

00:16:43.060 Put it

00:16:44.000 Put it in your mouth

00:16:45.000 And fucking

00:16:45.460 Braid your hair

00:16:46.280 Bruh

00:16:46.600 And that's

00:16:47.060 Fucking nine dollars

00:16:48.180 Dog

00:16:48.500 That's a medium

00:16:49.300 That's a medium

00:16:51.480 That's how I do it

00:16:52.360 Dude

00:16:52.620 You know what I'm saying

00:16:53.920 I'll take a hit

00:16:54.580 Off of a hot jaunt

00:16:55.760 Blow it in your

00:16:56.540 Blow it straight up

00:16:57.700 Your cousin's

00:16:58.280 Freaking pie hole

00:16:59.220 Bruh

00:17:00.280 You know

00:17:00.720 That

00:17:00.920 Just shotgun it

00:17:03.620 Right into his mouth

00:17:04.620 You know

00:17:06.900 Put a necktie

00:17:07.800 On his ass

00:17:08.580 Take him to

00:17:09.940 Fucking

00:17:10.200 Take him to

00:17:11.080 You know

00:17:12.880 Take him to

00:17:13.380 Down by the train tracks

00:17:15.840 And fucking

00:17:17.380 Tickle his ass

00:17:18.220 Until the number

00:17:18.780 Six comes

00:17:19.580 Bruh

00:17:20.080 And that's

00:17:20.720 Seven dollars

00:17:21.420 Dog

00:17:21.780 That's a large

00:17:22.860 So that's the

00:17:24.360 Kind of

00:17:24.640 That's

00:17:25.100 That's who you get

00:17:26.960 That's what you get

00:17:28.020 From me

00:17:28.700 When you get

00:17:29.480 The different

00:17:30.300 Options

00:17:31.060 But thank you

00:17:33.980 For coming out

00:17:34.640 Man

00:17:34.960 Thank you for

00:17:35.440 Coming out

00:17:35.840 Over there

00:17:36.340 To the show

00:17:37.320 In Lafayette

00:17:38.120 I got some

00:17:39.540 Shows coming up

00:17:40.460 I'm going to

00:17:42.540 Europe

00:17:43.000 Literally in like

00:17:44.800 Five or six days

00:17:45.660 I'm going to

00:17:46.240 Europe

00:17:46.820 Coming up

00:17:48.580 I'll be in

00:17:49.220 I'm going to be

00:17:49.880 In Manchester

00:17:50.560 England

00:17:51.360 Dublin

00:17:54.080 Glasgow

00:17:55.240 Edinburgh

00:17:58.480 No

00:17:59.200 I'm not even sure

00:18:00.080 Some other places

00:18:03.920 Places that are

00:18:05.020 Still on sale

00:18:05.920 Are

00:18:06.480 Oslo

00:18:08.500 Norway

00:18:08.980 January 14th

00:18:10.420 Stockholm

00:18:11.140 Sweden

00:18:11.880 January 15th

00:18:13.980 Las Vegas

00:18:14.840 Nevada

00:18:15.280 I'm coming back

00:18:16.060 January 31st

00:18:18.080 And

00:18:18.300 February 1st

00:18:20.240 At the Mirage

00:18:21.480 Oroville

00:18:22.780 Casino

00:18:23.520 I'm coming back

00:18:24.540 I've been there

00:18:24.940 About two years ago

00:18:25.800 February 15th

00:18:27.540 That late

00:18:28.340 Valentine's Day

00:18:29.280 Hitter

00:18:29.720 Get that love

00:18:31.240 Hitter

00:18:31.460 That fucking

00:18:32.000 That little

00:18:32.700 Laorta monkey

00:18:33.560 Bro

00:18:33.860 Feed two bananas

00:18:35.520 To your lady

00:18:36.180 Bro

00:18:36.500 And I'll tickle her

00:18:38.080 Until she starts

00:18:38.660 Swinging from the

00:18:39.360 Branches

00:18:39.820 You feel me

00:18:40.340 That monkey

00:18:40.840 Play

00:18:41.220 Toronto

00:18:42.840 February 20th

00:18:44.400 Is now on sale

00:18:45.100 The other two nights

00:18:45.760 Are sold out

00:18:46.460 And then

00:18:47.960 Oxen Hill

00:18:48.980 Maryland

00:18:49.420 February 26th

00:18:51.140 As well

00:18:51.920 Denver

00:18:52.500 January

00:18:54.140 20th

00:18:55.780 I think

00:18:56.120 4th or 5th

00:18:56.960 Or 6th

00:18:58.360 Or maybe

00:18:58.980 All three of those

00:18:59.660 Dates

00:18:59.980 All the tickets

00:19:00.840 Are available

00:19:01.260 At

00:19:01.540 TheoVaughn.com

00:19:03.540 Slash

00:19:04.100 Tour

00:19:04.760 What else

00:19:08.880 What else

00:19:09.240 Is happening

00:19:09.620 I don't know

00:19:10.860 You know

00:19:11.680 I'm thinking

00:19:13.440 About

00:19:14.140 Dude I'm thinking

00:19:16.760 About maybe

00:19:17.240 Looking for a

00:19:17.820 Different place

00:19:18.300 To live

00:19:18.960 I don't know

00:19:23.460 That's all I got

00:19:24.720 Dude

00:19:25.040 I'm excited

00:19:26.280 I think

00:19:26.860 For the new year

00:19:27.700 It's kind of

00:19:28.120 Scary at the

00:19:28.760 End of a year

00:19:29.520 But it's nice

00:19:35.100 Too because

00:19:35.460 It's a reminder

00:19:36.280 It's like

00:19:37.000 The calendar

00:19:39.140 Is like

00:19:39.560 Hey

00:19:39.820 Hey

00:19:40.060 Hey

00:19:40.380 Hey

00:19:40.940 Hey

00:19:41.220 Hey

00:19:41.820 Hey

00:19:42.320 Hey

00:19:43.760 You're like

00:19:45.380 Oh yeah

00:19:45.940 Oh yeah

00:19:46.620 You know

00:19:48.480 It's like a little

00:19:49.000 Bit of a free

00:19:49.560 Procrastination

00:19:50.580 Kind of

00:19:51.780 Or free

00:19:52.280 Like hey

00:19:52.800 Here you go

00:19:54.260 It's like a

00:19:55.620 Remind

00:19:56.060 Like hey

00:19:56.500 Hey

00:19:56.720 Hey

00:19:56.960 Hey

00:19:57.160 Hey

00:19:57.500 Remember

00:19:58.280 Like oh yeah

00:19:59.440 Because if there was

00:20:01.740 Like 2,000

00:20:02.640 Months in the year

00:20:04.360 Fuck

00:20:05.360 You might never

00:20:05.940 Even make it

00:20:06.440 To summer

00:20:06.880 Let's get

00:20:11.980 A call

00:20:13.380 That came into

00:20:13.940 The hotline

00:20:14.500 Right here

00:20:14.780 985-664-9503

00:20:18.640 Is always

00:20:19.860 The

00:20:20.180 Is always

00:20:22.900 The deal

00:20:23.380 Oh let me

00:20:24.220 Comment on

00:20:24.660 This

00:20:24.820 Bobby Lee

00:20:25.740 Who

00:20:27.840 Obviously

00:20:28.300 Named after

00:20:29.240 General

00:20:30.540 Robert E.

00:20:31.380 Lee

00:20:31.600 And a lot

00:20:33.160 Of you guys

00:20:33.440 Know Bobby

00:20:33.880 Lee

00:20:34.120 Is a beautiful

00:20:34.760 Korean

00:20:36.400 Or semi

00:20:36.920 Korean

00:20:37.420 Comedian

00:20:38.800 And

00:20:40.560 He has a

00:20:42.000 Podcast called

00:20:42.660 Tiger's Belly

00:20:43.540 Which is also

00:20:44.960 A rare

00:20:46.340 Food

00:20:47.800 I think

00:20:48.300 It's a rare

00:20:49.600 Food

00:20:49.920 And it's

00:20:50.180 Also

00:20:50.580 A nickname

00:20:52.020 For

00:20:52.660 Diarrhea

00:20:54.140 Which is

00:20:56.080 Then

00:20:56.460 A nickname

00:20:57.100 For

00:20:57.600 Nick

00:20:58.120 Swartzen

00:20:58.700 But I'm

00:21:00.020 Going to

00:21:00.180 Tell you

00:21:00.460 Bobby Lee

00:21:01.060 Decided to

00:21:02.960 Drop a little

00:21:04.100 Homage

00:21:05.140 Which is

00:21:07.320 French

00:21:07.760 And also

00:21:08.180 I think

00:21:08.460 Is a cheese

00:21:09.180 To

00:21:10.140 Your boy

00:21:10.840 By getting

00:21:11.420 The

00:21:11.780 Same

00:21:12.980 Haircut

00:21:13.560 So Bobby

00:21:15.960 You want to

00:21:16.360 Step out

00:21:16.800 Here

00:21:17.000 To

00:21:17.440 My

00:21:18.220 Heratory

00:21:19.580 Bro

00:21:19.900 That's what

00:21:20.480 I'm seeing

00:21:20.860 Here

00:21:21.180 But let me

00:21:22.640 Tell you

00:21:22.960 That it's

00:21:23.320 Not just

00:21:23.820 This

00:21:24.500 What you

00:21:25.600 Wandered into

00:21:26.300 Robert

00:21:26.700 Is not

00:21:27.100 Just a

00:21:27.840 A style

00:21:29.780 Man

00:21:30.160 It's an

00:21:31.140 Embodiment

00:21:31.780 Of something

00:21:32.640 Bigger than

00:21:33.480 Yourself

00:21:34.060 Dude

00:21:35.780 This

00:21:35.980 It's that

00:21:36.500 BYO

00:21:37.220 Tarzan

00:21:37.940 Bro

00:21:38.180 It's like

00:21:38.440 Having

00:21:38.640 Something

00:21:38.920 Just swinging

00:21:39.580 Off the

00:21:39.920 Back of

00:21:40.360 You

00:21:40.520 You know

00:21:42.480 What I'm

00:21:42.700 Saying

00:21:42.960 Dude

00:21:43.380 Anybody

00:21:45.040 Could just

00:21:45.520 Have hair

00:21:46.060 Think

00:21:47.440 Tons of

00:21:48.040 Things have

00:21:48.400 Hair

00:21:48.620 Dude

00:21:48.980 Even

00:21:49.440 Some

00:21:49.720 Women

00:21:49.980 Have a

00:21:50.260 Little

00:21:50.360 Bit of

00:21:50.620 Hair

00:21:50.820 On

00:21:50.940 Their

00:21:51.080 Chin

00:21:51.420 Bro

00:21:51.700 You know

00:21:52.740 And they

00:21:52.940 Might work

00:21:53.340 At the

00:21:53.580 Library

00:21:54.000 Or

00:21:54.420 Whatever

00:21:54.760 But what

00:21:56.360 I'm telling

00:21:56.760 You

00:21:56.960 Robert

00:21:57.380 Or

00:21:58.300 Bobby

00:21:58.720 As you

00:21:59.600 Go by

00:22:00.140 Which is

00:22:01.040 Obviously

00:22:01.320 A racist

00:22:01.880 Name

00:22:02.380 But I'm

00:22:03.660 Telling

00:22:03.940 You

00:22:04.060 This

00:22:04.340 Bobby

00:22:04.660 That

00:22:05.020 You

00:22:06.160 Can't

00:22:06.480 Just

00:22:06.700 Try

00:22:07.780 To

00:22:07.980 Em

00:22:08.380 Body

00:22:09.100 My

00:22:11.560 Fucking

00:22:12.000 Follicle

00:22:12.600 Karate

00:22:13.140 Bro

00:22:13.420 You

00:22:13.760 Feel

00:22:13.980 Me

00:22:14.180 You

00:22:15.420 Can't

00:22:15.740 Just

00:22:15.940 Try

00:22:16.440 And

00:22:16.780 Duplicate

00:22:18.300 My

00:22:19.220 Gator

00:22:19.860 Cape

00:22:20.340 Baby

00:22:20.840 Okay

00:22:21.560 Because

00:22:22.980 You

00:22:23.100 Hear

00:22:23.300 When

00:22:25.680 I

00:22:25.800 Turn

00:22:26.040 My

00:22:26.260 Head

00:22:26.500 You

00:22:26.660 Hear

00:22:26.820 That

00:22:27.000 You

00:22:29.420 Hear

00:22:31.600 That

00:22:31.780 Tail

00:22:32.060 Flip

00:22:32.380 Around

00:22:32.760 Bro

00:22:33.040 That

00:22:34.700 Thing

00:22:34.900 That

00:22:36.400 Thing

00:22:36.560 Will

00:22:36.700 Bite

00:22:36.920 A

00:22:37.040 Baby

00:22:37.280 At

00:22:37.500 Disney

00:22:37.800 World

00:22:38.100 Bro

00:22:38.300 I

00:22:38.360 Ain't

00:22:38.520 Playing

00:22:39.100 This

00:22:40.160 Haircut

00:22:40.500 Ain't

00:22:40.680 Playing

00:22:41.000 Robert

00:22:41.380 And I

00:22:42.580 Saw

00:22:42.800 You

00:22:43.000 The

00:22:43.160 Other

00:22:43.320 Day

00:22:43.540 Bobby

00:22:43.840 And

00:22:44.240 You

00:22:44.340 Look

00:22:44.560 Like

00:22:44.820 Rosie

00:22:46.100 Oh

00:22:46.880 Donald

00:22:47.500 That's

00:22:48.040 What

00:22:48.160 You

00:22:48.260 Was

00:22:48.400 Looking

00:22:48.640 Like

00:22:48.960 Man

00:22:49.260 With

00:22:49.720 Your

00:22:49.840 Long

00:22:50.200 Hair

00:22:50.440 I

00:22:50.600 Seen

00:22:50.820 And

00:22:51.960 Now

00:22:52.480 You

00:22:53.720 Are

00:22:53.820 Trying

00:22:54.020 To

00:22:54.120 Come

00:22:54.300 At

00:22:54.460 Your

00:22:54.580 Boy

00:22:54.900 In

00:22:56.620 The

00:22:56.780 Slept

00:22:57.140 Kingdom

00:22:57.480 Wants

00:22:57.720 To

00:22:57.840 Challenge

00:22:58.140 The

00:22:58.340 Rat

00:22:58.580 Kingdom

00:22:58.900 Well

00:22:59.060 Let

00:22:59.160 Me

00:22:59.240 Just

00:22:59.400 Tell

00:22:59.580 You

00:22:59.720 Little

00:23:00.540 Daddy

00:23:01.020 That

00:23:02.580 This

00:23:02.760 Is

00:23:02.920 A

00:23:03.100 Working

00:23:03.660 Man's

00:23:04.660 Cut

00:23:05.000 This

00:23:06.160 Isn't

00:23:06.500 One

00:23:06.820 Of

00:23:06.900 These

00:23:07.160 Sleeping

00:23:08.540 Cuts

00:23:09.960 That

00:23:10.200 You

00:23:10.340 Like

00:23:10.720 Your

00:23:12.100 Hair

00:23:12.300 Before

00:23:12.640 Would

00:23:12.840 Have

00:23:12.980 Tested

00:23:13.420 Positive

00:23:13.760 For

00:23:14.040 Tempur

00:23:14.680 Pedic

00:23:15.000 What

00:23:16.560 I'm

00:23:16.680 Saying

00:23:16.900 Is

00:23:17.020 You

00:23:17.380 You

00:23:17.940 Gonna

00:23:18.180 Have

00:23:18.360 To

00:23:18.480 Wake

00:23:18.680 Up

00:23:18.880 Bobby

00:23:19.160 Because

00:23:19.920 The

00:23:20.080 Haircut

00:23:20.440 You

00:23:20.560 Have

00:23:20.700 Now

00:23:20.920 That

00:23:21.060 You

00:23:21.140 Come

00:23:22.160 Into

00:23:22.520 This

00:23:23.620 Adult

00:23:24.040 Men's

00:23:24.460 Haircut

00:23:25.020 Before

00:23:26.620 You

00:23:26.840 Had

00:23:26.980 A

00:23:27.100 Children's

00:23:27.540 Cut

00:23:27.820 You

00:23:29.000 Know

00:23:29.080 Kind

00:23:29.240 Of

00:23:29.320 A

00:23:29.460 Thick

00:23:29.760 Child

00:23:30.220 Maybe

00:23:30.520 That

00:23:30.760 Had

00:23:30.920 Never

00:23:32.480 Done

00:23:32.740 Well

00:23:33.000 On

00:23:33.160 Standardized

00:23:33.700 Tests

00:23:34.140 And

00:23:34.320 Was

00:23:34.660 Put

00:23:34.900 Into

00:23:35.100 A

00:23:35.340 Unique

00:23:35.840 School

00:23:36.260 For

00:23:37.160 Children

00:23:37.500 That

00:23:37.720 Learn

00:23:38.000 More

00:23:38.340 By

00:23:38.580 Shapes

00:23:39.140 And

00:23:39.300 By

00:23:39.700 You

00:23:40.960 Know

00:23:41.200 Soft

00:23:42.360 Items

00:23:42.860 But

00:23:44.280 Now

00:23:44.520 You

00:23:44.660 Have

00:23:44.760 A

00:23:44.920 Real

00:23:45.280 Seniors

00:23:46.660 Haircut

00:23:47.220 Man

00:23:48.180 And

00:23:49.460 This

00:23:49.600 Is

00:23:49.720 A

00:23:49.860 Full

00:23:50.400 Bodied

00:23:50.920 Style

00:23:51.640 You

00:23:53.400 Know

00:23:53.480 This

00:23:53.680 Thing

00:23:53.880 Has

00:23:54.040 Aroma

00:23:54.460 Coming

00:23:54.760 Off

00:23:54.980 Of

00:23:55.140 It

00:23:55.300 You

00:23:56.740 Know

00:23:56.820 You

00:23:56.920 Got

00:23:57.040 That

00:23:57.200 Haircut

00:23:57.540 Now

00:23:57.860 Man

00:23:58.100 Look

00:23:58.840 I'll

00:23:59.380 Tell

00:23:59.520 You

00:23:59.620 Sometimes

00:23:59.860 I turn

00:24:00.220 Around

00:24:00.520 And

00:24:00.660 There'll

00:24:00.760 Be

00:24:00.860 Six

00:24:01.180 Raccoons

00:24:01.720 Behind

00:24:01.960 Me

00:24:02.200 And

00:24:02.580 Two

00:24:02.760 Of

00:24:02.900 Them

00:24:02.980 Doing

00:24:03.160 Dice

00:24:03.640 Bro

00:24:03.900 And

00:24:04.680 One

00:24:04.920 Of

00:24:05.120 Them

00:24:05.140 Cutting

00:24:05.800 Up

00:24:05.940 A

00:24:06.060 Ground

00:24:06.380 So

00:24:08.440 It's

00:24:08.660 Just

00:24:08.980 You're

00:24:10.680 Entering

00:24:11.000 A

00:24:11.200 Realm

00:24:11.560 That

00:24:11.800 I

00:24:11.900 Don't

00:24:12.000 Know

00:24:12.120 If

00:24:12.240 You're

00:24:12.340 Prep

00:24:12.620 For

00:24:18.180 Let's

00:24:21.100 Take

00:24:21.220 A

00:24:21.320 Patreon

00:24:21.660 Question

00:24:22.120 Here

00:24:22.540 Have

00:24:23.380 You

00:24:23.540 Watched

00:24:24.140 D'Elia

00:24:24.600 On

00:24:24.880 The

00:24:25.020 Show

00:24:25.300 You

00:24:25.760 No

00:24:26.240 I

00:24:26.400 Haven't

00:24:26.800 And

00:24:27.440 What

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00:53:35.520 Really

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00:53:35.880 Love

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00:53:36.460 Takes

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00:53:37.760 Is

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00:53:38.860 Is

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00:53:40.640 Is

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00:53:47.240 Women

00:53:47.520 You'll

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00:54:32.320 What

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00:54:37.740 People

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00:54:38.120 Life

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00:54:39.960 Date

00:54:40.160 A

00:54:40.320 Woman

00:54:40.580 That

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00:54:42.580 An

00:54:42.700 Older

00:54:43.020 Woman

00:54:43.260 That

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00:54:47.840 That

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00:54:49.080 Dude

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00:54:49.620 That

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00:54:56.660 You're

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00:55:05.720 A

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00:55:22.080 On

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00:55:24.380 Her

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00:55:24.900 Lot

00:55:25.060 Of

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00:55:27.400 Some

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00:55:30.620 Going

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00:55:31.080 You

00:55:31.500 Know

00:55:31.620 That

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00:55:35.680 Tits

00:55:36.040 Or

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00:55:38.200 Type

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00:55:38.580 Way

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00:55:40.920 Everything

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00:55:43.140 Fine

00:55:43.460 All

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00:55:48.180 Out

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00:55:52.160 Man

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00:55:53.400 In

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00:55:53.760 The

00:55:53.980 Weekend

00:55:54.360 I'm

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00:55:54.920 To

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00:55:55.480 So

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00:56:04.320 To

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00:56:05.560 A

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00:56:05.960 Room

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00:56:06.700 A

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00:56:07.140 Or

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00:56:07.780 You

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00:56:09.380 Snag

00:56:10.220 A

00:56:10.340 Couple

00:56:10.540 Hamps

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00:56:11.340 Bitches

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00:56:11.760 The

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00:56:13.820 Know

00:56:13.920 Get

00:56:14.100 A

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00:56:17.260 Service

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00:56:18.840 Them

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00:56:19.080 Support

00:56:19.540 Just

00:56:20.580 Fucking

00:56:20.940 Get

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00:56:22.180 Them

00:56:22.300 All

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00:56:22.980 And

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00:56:23.180 Like

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00:56:23.880 Y'all

00:56:24.960 Are

00:56:25.160 Free

00:56:25.540 Bro

00:56:25.860 I

00:56:27.120 Don't

00:56:27.280 Have

00:56:27.460 A

00:56:27.580 Nervous

00:56:27.920 Condition

00:56:28.560 You

00:56:29.460 Don't

00:56:29.600 Have

00:56:29.740 To

00:56:29.820 Just

00:56:30.000 Fly

00:56:30.360 Everywhere

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00:56:30.960 The

00:56:31.100 Time

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00:56:32.560 Don't

00:56:32.700 Have

00:56:32.840 To

00:56:32.940 Sit

00:56:33.160 On

00:56:33.260 Somebody's

00:56:33.700 Lap

00:56:33.920 That

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00:56:34.280 Like

00:56:34.440 A

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00:56:36.460 Y'all

00:56:38.880 Are

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00:56:39.800 And

00:56:41.100 They're

00:56:41.220 Gonna

00:56:41.280 Be

00:56:41.360 Like

00:56:41.480 They're

00:56:50.640 Gonna

00:56:50.740 Be

00:56:50.880 So

00:56:51.100 Excited

00:56:51.660 Bro

00:56:52.020 And

00:56:53.460 We're

00:56:53.580 All

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00:56:53.800 Go

00:56:53.900 Out

00:56:53.980 To

00:56:54.060 The

00:56:54.160 Bar

00:56:54.380 And

00:56:54.520 Drink

00:56:54.820 Everybody

00:56:57.580 And

00:57:00.180 The

00:57:00.300 Frog

00:57:00.560 Is

00:57:00.680 Gonna

00:57:00.780 Get

00:57:00.920 All

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00:57:01.560 Up

00:57:01.760 Bro

00:57:02.040 I'm

00:57:02.420 Gonna

00:57:02.500 Make

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00:57:03.440 Ass

00:57:03.680 But

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00:57:05.000 Hear

00:57:05.100 More

00:57:05.260 Brother

00:57:05.480 Onward

00:57:05.760 The

00:57:06.920 Reason

00:57:07.120 Why

00:57:07.320 That's

00:57:07.560 Such

00:57:07.720 A

00:57:07.840 Big

00:57:08.060 Deal

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00:57:08.680 Grew

00:57:08.880 Up

00:57:09.140 Homeless

00:57:09.960 As

00:57:10.420 Long

00:57:10.600 As

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00:57:12.240 As

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00:57:16.260 One

00:57:16.840 Until

00:57:17.100 I'm

00:57:17.260 Eighteen

00:57:17.800 Damn

00:57:19.200 Homeless

00:57:20.260 Man

00:57:20.700 That's

00:57:23.980 Rough

00:57:24.280 Bro

00:57:24.520 That's

00:57:24.760 A

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00:57:25.420 Nugget

00:57:26.040 That

00:57:28.340 Ain't

00:57:28.480 No

00:57:28.640 Round

00:57:28.980 Rock

00:57:29.480 With

00:57:32.500 My

00:57:32.660 Family

00:57:33.000 Because

00:57:33.200 They

00:57:33.300 Were

00:57:33.380 All

00:57:33.520 Junkies

00:57:34.080 But

00:57:36.240 Yeah

00:57:37.680 People

00:57:37.960 Be

00:57:38.140 Putting

00:57:38.320 A

00:57:38.500 Mortgage

00:57:38.840 Right

00:57:39.060 In

00:57:39.180 That

00:57:39.320 A

00:57:39.500 Arm

00:57:39.780 You

00:57:41.820 Know

00:57:41.940 Somebody

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00:57:42.720 Up

00:57:42.840 In

00:57:42.940 That

00:57:43.100 Escrow

00:57:45.340 Account

00:57:45.760 Onward

00:57:46.980 Today

00:57:47.700 I'm

00:57:48.000 Signing

00:57:48.280 For

00:57:48.540 A

00:57:48.700 Third

00:57:48.900 Of

00:57:49.000 A

00:57:49.120 Million

00:57:49.300 Dollar

00:57:49.580 House

00:57:49.960 Man

00:57:50.340 And

00:57:51.120 I

00:57:53.700 Just

00:57:53.920 Don't

00:57:54.100 Know

00:57:54.260 How

00:57:54.440 I

00:57:54.560 Feel

00:57:54.820 About

00:57:55.060 It

00:57:55.160 I

00:57:55.240 Got

00:57:55.380 This

00:57:55.560 Weird

00:57:55.980 Feeling

00:57:56.340 Of

00:57:56.540 Numbness

00:57:57.120 Because

00:57:57.900 I'm

00:57:58.120 Finally

00:57:58.420 Comfortable

00:57:58.920 And

00:57:59.180 It's

00:57:59.360 Just

00:57:59.480 Like

00:57:59.620 I've

00:57:59.780 Never

00:58:00.000 Felt

00:58:00.300 That

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00:58:01.400 Of

00:58:01.620 Comfort

00:58:02.060 So

00:58:02.940 Part

00:58:03.420 Of

00:58:03.520 Me

00:58:03.620 Just

00:58:03.840 Feels

00:58:04.100 Like

00:58:04.400 This

00:58:05.280 House

00:58:05.560 Has

00:58:05.800 Been

00:58:06.060 The

00:58:06.200 Goal

00:58:06.420 For

00:58:06.560 So

00:58:06.800 Long

00:58:07.120 But

00:58:07.380 Now

00:58:08.200 That

00:58:08.360 I'm

00:58:08.500 Here

00:58:08.700 It

00:58:08.840 Kind

00:58:09.000 Of

00:58:09.080 Feels

00:58:09.260 Like

00:58:09.440 A

00:58:09.560 Checkpoint

00:58:10.060 Man

00:58:10.420 Wow

00:58:12.240 I

00:58:14.440 Like

00:58:14.720 That

00:58:14.960 Man

00:58:15.200 I

00:58:15.320 Like

00:58:15.560 That

00:58:15.900 Yeah

00:58:19.640 Like

00:58:19.820 A

00:58:19.980 Checkpoint

00:58:20.380 That's

00:58:20.600 What

00:58:20.700 Mike

00:58:20.880 Posner

00:58:21.300 Said

00:58:21.580 When

00:58:21.680 He

00:58:21.760 Was

00:58:21.900 In

00:58:22.060 Here

00:58:22.260 In

00:58:22.400 Studio

00:58:22.680 Let's

00:58:26.080 Hear

00:58:26.180 A

00:58:26.280 Little

00:58:26.340 More

00:58:26.620 Who

00:58:27.880 Knows

00:58:28.180 What

00:58:28.380 Next

00:58:28.740 This

00:58:29.200 Is

00:58:29.320 Kind

00:58:29.480 Of

00:58:29.540 How

00:58:29.680 I'm

00:58:29.820 Feeling

00:58:30.020 Invincible

00:58:30.640 It

00:58:31.440 Could

00:58:31.560 Be

00:58:31.660 The

00:58:31.780 White

00:58:31.980 House

00:58:32.300 It

00:58:33.300 Could

00:58:33.400 Be

00:58:33.500 The

00:58:33.640 Fiesta

00:58:33.980 Mariachi

00:58:34.560 Down

00:58:34.840 The

00:58:34.980 Street

00:58:35.300 But

00:58:37.460 I

00:58:37.580 Know

00:58:37.760 It's

00:58:37.880 Going

00:58:37.980 To

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00:58:38.120 One

00:58:38.340 Step

00:58:39.080 Matter

00:58:39.240 Where

00:58:39.460 It

00:58:39.580 Is

00:58:39.840 Appreciate

00:58:41.340 Your

00:58:41.720 Podcast

00:58:42.580 It's

00:58:42.940 Really

00:58:43.080 Helped

00:58:43.320 Me

00:58:43.460 Throughout

00:58:43.760 The

00:58:44.040 Years

00:58:44.500 Long

00:58:44.740 Time

00:58:44.960 Listener

00:58:45.380 Hope

00:58:46.560 You're

00:58:46.700 Having

00:58:46.840 A

00:58:46.980 Great

00:58:47.140 Weekend

00:58:47.880 Thanks

00:58:48.860 For

00:58:49.020 Sharing

00:58:49.320 That

00:58:49.580 Bo

00:58:49.900 Yeah

00:58:51.340 You

00:58:51.560 Got

00:58:51.740 A

00:58:51.880 Home

00:58:52.220 Man

00:58:52.480 That's

00:58:52.800 Awesome

00:58:53.280 You

00:58:54.360 Got

00:58:54.540 That

00:58:54.760 Casa

00:58:55.240 Dude

00:58:56.380 You

00:58:56.520 Could

00:58:56.640 Get

00:58:56.780 A

00:58:56.920 Yard

00:58:57.300 Get

00:58:57.540 You

00:58:57.640 A

00:58:57.800 Little

00:58:58.080 Fucking

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - December 30, 2019

Pink Eye in Charleston ｜ This Past Weekend #252

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