This Past Weekend with Theo Von - Tomi Lahren ｜ This Past Weekend #253

00:00:00.000 Today's guest is a fiery little sunbeam.

00:00:03.920 She's a political pundit. 0.96

00:00:05.460 She's a host from Fox Nation.

00:00:09.000 She is a polarizing figure,

00:00:13.320 and she is a voice of conservative politics,

00:00:18.240 Miss Tommy Lahren.

00:00:22.020 Shine that light on me

00:00:25.200 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:00:30.980 Shine that light on me

00:00:35.880 I'll sit and tell you my stories

00:00:41.260 Did you have a nice holiday?

00:00:42.420 I did.

00:00:42.900 You did?

00:00:43.240 Back in South Dakota.

00:00:44.520 Did you really?

00:00:45.160 Oh, nice.

00:00:45.940 Whole family's still there.

00:00:46.780 How many people, when you go to the whole,

00:00:48.500 when you say the whole family?

00:00:50.260 My whole family still lives there.

00:00:51.700 I only see my mom and dad.

00:00:53.020 I don't see the whole family.

00:00:55.300 Do you have siblings?

00:00:56.240 No.

00:00:56.920 Really?

00:00:57.300 You're an only child.

00:00:58.320 Are we recording now, or is this off?

00:00:59.820 Huh?

00:01:00.420 We're going, yeah.

00:01:01.080 Is this part of it?

00:01:01.860 It's fine, yeah.

00:01:02.520 Okay.

00:01:02.960 You're an only child?

00:01:03.780 I am.

00:01:04.400 No way.

00:01:06.040 I don't think I'd get along with others.

00:01:09.000 My mom always said that, 0.99

00:01:09.900 that I would kill a child, another child, 0.99

00:01:12.140 if there was another child. 1.00

00:01:13.040 I mean, if you had a sibling that was a,

00:01:15.660 yeah, staunch leftist,

00:01:18.040 I think you guys would have a tough time at dinner.

00:01:19.860 I don't think they'd survive.

00:01:21.180 Really?

00:01:22.060 No.

00:01:22.540 You'd put them down, huh?

00:01:23.400 Yeah.

00:01:23.720 Early.

00:01:24.160 In the womb, probably.

00:01:25.020 Real quick.

00:01:26.760 How hard is it for you to live in Los Angeles?

00:01:28.840 Because you're really like,

00:01:29.840 you were a voice.

00:01:31.420 You were a right-wing voice.

00:01:34.700 You know, you were like the,

00:01:36.440 you're like the frozen,

00:01:37.800 one of the frozen characters,

00:01:39.340 but in, like,

00:01:42.080 but of like,

00:01:43.300 on the far right, you know?

00:01:45.620 Or not far right,

00:01:46.240 but on the right.

00:01:47.080 Yeah, well, people say far right, though,

00:01:48.520 and then it's like,

00:01:49.020 oh, it's alt-right,

00:01:50.180 it's this,

00:01:50.760 it's deplorables,

00:01:51.560 it's all this.

00:01:52.240 Because, yeah, no,

00:01:52.940 like, I'm a voice,

00:01:53.700 I'm more conservative,

00:01:54.580 I'm on the conservative side.

00:01:56.260 Yeah, sorry.

00:01:56.860 Yeah.

00:01:57.180 No, I don't cross the 405.

00:01:58.900 Yeah.

00:01:59.180 I stay in the South Bay,

00:02:00.940 still not great,

00:02:02.400 you know?

00:02:02.960 Does it get risky?

00:02:03.820 Like, yeah, do people treat you?

00:02:05.620 Yeah.

00:02:06.180 Well, I'm pretty identifiable.

00:02:07.760 Yeah.

00:02:08.040 You and I have that in common

00:02:08.960 with the hair.

00:02:10.080 Right.

00:02:10.360 So I'm pretty identifiable,

00:02:11.620 but you know,

00:02:11.960 I get pushed,

00:02:12.980 I get tripped,

00:02:13.740 I get kicked,

00:02:14.640 I get heckled,

00:02:15.800 but only when people

00:02:16.540 are in big groups,

00:02:17.240 so they would never say something

00:02:18.560 to me one-on-one.

00:02:19.500 People follow me around

00:02:20.280 grocery stores.

00:02:21.200 I'm sure.

00:02:21.780 Why are you,

00:02:22.140 like, why are you following me?

00:02:23.160 Can I help you?

00:02:23.960 Like, I'm at the grocery store,

00:02:24.920 you're,

00:02:25.180 I'm not a, you know,

00:02:26.160 a rare animal

00:02:27.560 or a rare species,

00:02:28.760 I'm a conservative in California,

00:02:30.520 here I am,

00:02:31.100 but they follow,

00:02:31.720 like, weird men

00:02:32.480 will, like,

00:02:32.780 follow me around

00:02:33.340 and they,

00:02:34.060 like, I can see you. 0.99

00:02:35.140 Perverts, bro, 0.99

00:02:35.720 that's who those guys are. 0.99

00:02:36.440 I'll tell you point blank.

00:02:38.400 That's her,

00:02:38.900 that's her,

00:02:39.300 yeah, that's me.

00:02:39.880 What do you want to do?

00:02:40.800 Yeah, that's all the time.

00:02:43.020 Look it.

00:02:43.500 Yeah.

00:02:44.180 Yep, that's me.

00:02:46.000 Do you,

00:02:46.680 do you feel like

00:02:48.780 you bring some of it,

00:02:49.700 like, you ask for it?

00:02:50.540 Like, I feel like you like the,

00:02:51.980 you like the fight.

00:02:54.420 Yeah, people have to get comfortable

00:02:55.600 being uncomfortable.

00:02:56.700 Right.

00:02:56.860 And conservatism.

00:02:57.860 Yeah, I agree with that.

00:02:58.900 Bothers people. 1.00

00:02:59.760 And so it's like,

00:03:00.240 I'm not gonna,

00:03:00.980 the reason that Donald Trump won

00:03:02.460 is because he was the first Republican,

00:03:04.600 he's not like Romney or McCain

00:03:05.980 who apologized for everything.

00:03:07.280 He said,

00:03:07.820 this is who I am. 1.00

00:03:08.620 Romney's a fucking puppet, dude. 1.00

00:03:10.040 Romney seemed like a guy 1.00

00:03:10.780 that sells socks to rich people.

00:03:12.400 Well, yeah.

00:03:12.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:13.180 Exactly.

00:03:13.300 He just seemed like a tall guy

00:03:15.340 who has a lot of socks, dude.

00:03:16.980 Good looking.

00:03:18.240 Yeah.

00:03:18.500 Probably my first political crush

00:03:20.200 was Mitt Romney

00:03:20.820 until things took a turn.

00:03:22.880 Really?

00:03:23.380 Yeah.

00:03:23.700 Also, Paul Ryan,

00:03:24.700 do you know who that is?

00:03:25.560 Is that the guy from Kentucky?

00:03:27.040 No.

00:03:28.040 Wisconsin.

00:03:28.600 Senator Paul Ryan,

00:03:29.360 can you bring up a picture of him,

00:03:30.200 please, Nick?

00:03:31.060 Congressman Paul Ryan.

00:03:31.820 He was a speaker of the House.

00:03:33.300 I think so.

00:03:33.860 Do you have curly hair, kind of?

00:03:34.880 No.

00:03:35.700 Let me see if it's the guy that I think.

00:03:37.140 You need to find it.

00:03:37.740 I know Paul well.

00:03:38.600 I'm from Wisconsin.

00:03:39.800 So you know him well.

00:03:40.700 Yeah.

00:03:41.360 Attractive fellow, right?

00:03:42.220 Mm-hmm.

00:03:42.580 Oh, that guy?

00:03:43.720 Yeah.

00:03:44.680 Wow, you think he's handsome?

00:03:46.100 Well, I mean,

00:03:46.640 you're not pulling up the best photos.

00:03:48.000 Go to the gym photo.

00:03:49.360 Old school.

00:03:51.940 There we go.

00:03:52.540 See, other people.

00:03:53.540 Well, I mean,

00:03:54.240 some of these are fake,

00:03:55.380 but go to the good ones.

00:03:56.460 Go to the Time Magazine one.

00:03:58.640 See?

00:03:59.500 And is he the guy with the really old wife 0.96

00:04:01.320 that everybody always jokes about?

00:04:02.740 No.

00:04:03.360 Who's that?

00:04:04.580 I mean, there's a lot.

00:04:04.800 The guy who's married to like a woman 0.88

00:04:06.380 that's like 20 years older?

00:04:07.960 20 years older?

00:04:08.900 Oh, I don't know who that is.

00:04:11.460 It might be somebody else.

00:04:13.440 We'll have to do a game

00:04:14.680 where we put all the politicians for you.

00:04:18.360 Mm-hmm.

00:04:18.820 You know, Governor Newsom,

00:04:20.020 you didn't know who that was?

00:04:21.460 No.

00:04:21.980 Yeah, so we need to just,

00:04:23.280 we'll do a game.

00:04:24.280 Yeah, I can use some help.

00:04:25.240 Like a family tree.

00:04:26.740 Yeah.

00:04:27.200 We'll put them together for you

00:04:28.400 so you know who's running the country.

00:04:30.360 And on the top, you know,

00:04:31.220 big old Don.

00:04:32.080 Yeah.

00:04:32.560 You know?

00:04:33.000 Oh, Don's easy.

00:04:33.900 The redhead, man. 0.50

00:04:35.160 No.

00:04:36.420 Is he naturally red-haired,

00:04:37.940 do you think?

00:04:39.000 Donald Trump?

00:04:39.740 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 His hair's not red.

00:04:41.100 It's got an orange tint.

00:04:42.500 Well, not red,

00:04:43.080 but I say red-headed.

00:04:44.100 I would say blonde more. 0.95

00:04:45.480 I would say he's a blonde. 0.93

00:04:47.720 Would you say he's a blonde? 0.98

00:04:48.740 Yeah, I would say maybe he is a blonde. 1.00

00:04:50.440 Yeah, I think he's a blonde. 1.00

00:04:51.460 He's got, you know,

00:04:52.060 it gets a little orange in there,

00:04:53.520 but I don't think it's a redhead.

00:04:54.620 Oh, I've had a similar cut.

00:04:55.640 I've had that cut before.

00:04:57.000 That would be a good choice.

00:04:58.480 I've had some of his cuts.

00:05:00.200 Have you ever met Donald Trump?

00:05:01.460 Yeah.

00:05:02.440 Was it pretty cool?

00:05:03.180 How do you feel about it?

00:05:04.920 He's called me before,

00:05:06.440 and those were good conversations.

00:05:08.460 Were you nervous about it?

00:05:09.660 No.

00:05:10.460 No, not really.

00:05:10.960 I mean, it's something different

00:05:12.500 about President Trump being President Trump.

00:05:14.780 You don't feel like you're talking to a politician.

00:05:16.880 Right.

00:05:16.980 He'll sit there and just talk to you, 1.00

00:05:18.360 just shoot the shit, pretty much. 1.00

00:05:20.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:20.440 They're like,

00:05:20.680 oh, I'm in the Oval Office.

00:05:22.300 It's pretty cool.

00:05:23.440 You know, I'm getting a lot of things done,

00:05:24.680 great things for the country.

00:05:25.840 You'll stay tuned.

00:05:26.340 A lot of good stuff coming.

00:05:27.340 Yeah.

00:05:27.640 That's just how he is.

00:05:28.760 Right.

00:05:29.200 What you see is what you get.

00:05:30.500 People have to appreciate that.

00:05:32.020 Yeah.

00:05:33.140 Yeah, no, look,

00:05:33.880 I mean, I think there's probably

00:05:34.600 some great business stuff that he's doing,

00:05:36.160 you know?

00:05:36.480 I mean, I think there's definitely a roll call

00:05:38.720 just in that, you know,

00:05:40.660 America doesn't need to spend some time 0.99

00:05:42.120 taking care of itself

00:05:42.980 and not trying to take care of

00:05:44.660 or be involved in everything, you know?

00:05:47.480 Because I think at a certain point,

00:05:48.660 there's just not enough resources

00:05:50.220 to take care of the whole world.

00:05:53.280 And I could be wrong,

00:05:54.560 but I just don't feel like there is

00:05:56.400 because it starts to seem like

00:05:57.600 people are having a tougher time.

00:05:58.920 What was I going to ask you about?

00:06:02.200 Oh, dude, so there was a guy,

00:06:03.320 a couple years ago,

00:06:04.300 did some guy try to set me up

00:06:05.440 with you years ago?

00:06:06.140 Do you ever remember this or no?

00:06:07.680 No.

00:06:08.060 Who would that be?

00:06:08.880 Some man.

00:06:09.180 Was it like in the DM or something

00:06:10.780 that I didn't see?

00:06:11.820 This was like five years ago.

00:06:12.980 I used to go on Opie and Jim Norton.

00:06:17.920 They had a show.

00:06:19.440 He was like an older guy.

00:06:20.400 He kind of looked like,

00:06:21.700 remember that game,

00:06:24.100 Guess Who?

00:06:24.800 Remember the game?

00:06:25.760 Yeah.

00:06:26.520 Yeah.

00:06:26.940 Where you guess the person.

00:06:28.000 Can you look that up, Nick?

00:06:28.680 He looked like an old guy on there,

00:06:30.320 kind of.

00:06:31.260 Can you look up old guy

00:06:32.260 that was on Guess Who?

00:06:33.540 Board game?

00:06:34.600 And he knows me?

00:06:36.080 Yeah, he said,

00:06:36.520 I know her and I don't know

00:06:39.780 if he said,

00:06:40.460 I'm going to try to set you guys up

00:06:41.980 or if I said something,

00:06:43.960 but he...

00:06:47.220 Well, how long ago was it?

00:06:48.600 Yeah, click on a couple people.

00:06:51.500 You've got to source this person here.

00:06:53.480 Yeah, it's not David.

00:06:55.880 It's not Franz either.

00:06:58.060 Did he have glasses?

00:06:59.500 We're playing the game now.

00:07:00.880 Sorry, he did have glasses.

00:07:02.300 It was a mix kind of between Tom.

00:07:05.800 Tom in the bottom there?

00:07:06.940 Yeah, Tom in the bottom.

00:07:08.520 Was he in politics or what was his deal?

00:07:10.360 I mean, there's a lot of people

00:07:11.340 that kind of look like that.

00:07:12.720 Okay, sorry.

00:07:13.520 And a mix between Tom and...

00:07:15.080 Oh my God, 0.96

00:07:15.860 Peter looks like a little bit of a transvestite 1.00

00:07:18.380 if you look at Peter. 0.98

00:07:19.440 Oh.

00:07:19.840 Bottom left, kind of?

00:07:21.060 Yeah.

00:07:21.560 That was a boss job.

00:07:22.400 He looked like Tom and Paul from Guess Who.

00:07:26.400 Okay.

00:07:27.100 Well, I'm not...

00:07:27.640 Yeah, sorry.

00:07:28.200 That's not helpful.

00:07:28.920 That's not helpful at all.

00:07:30.300 But anyway...

00:07:30.760 That one looks like Bernie Sanders next to Peter.

00:07:32.620 Which one?

00:07:33.180 That one looks like Paul

00:07:34.500 and then Paul looks like Bernie Sanders

00:07:36.640 and then Peter looks like Bernie Sanders

00:07:38.360 after the transition.

00:07:39.620 It does look like...

00:07:40.280 Yeah, it looked like a mix between...

00:07:42.380 After Bernie Sanders is on The Real Housewives

00:07:44.560 at Orange County,

00:07:45.360 then you get Peter.

00:07:47.680 Natural jump.

00:07:49.340 Do you think Bernie will get the nomination?

00:07:51.960 No.

00:07:52.480 Really?

00:07:53.020 No.

00:07:53.580 No, it's going to be good old corn pop Joe Biden.

00:07:56.280 No way.

00:07:57.040 Yeah.

00:07:57.620 I think Bernie's going to get it

00:07:58.800 and I think solely because of his...

00:08:01.300 Do they vote for it?

00:08:02.300 Is there a vote?

00:08:02.800 There's a vote for it, right?

00:08:03.720 Well, we vote in primaries.

00:08:05.600 So in the primaries, it'll be between...

00:08:07.160 So Bernie will have a chance then?

00:08:08.760 Yes, but he doesn't have a chance.

00:08:10.640 It's going to be Elizabeth Warren,

00:08:12.460 better known as Pocahontas,

00:08:13.800 and Joe Biden.

00:08:14.680 That's who it's going to come down to

00:08:16.060 and then it'll be Joe Biden.

00:08:17.860 No way.

00:08:18.640 I think...

00:08:19.060 But here's...

00:08:19.360 I'm going to tell you why I think this

00:08:20.600 because did you see Bernie Sanders on Joe Rogan?

00:08:26.480 Yes.

00:08:27.400 It was cool, huh?

00:08:28.300 Yeah.

00:08:28.520 No, people like Bernie Sanders,

00:08:29.880 but the Democrats are never going to let him get in.

00:08:32.980 They're not,

00:08:33.620 just like they did with Hillary.

00:08:34.880 Well, I mean,

00:08:35.660 that was messed up how last year 0.99

00:08:37.120 or last time they fucking just screwed the guy. 0.99

00:08:40.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:08:41.020 Well, it's Hillary.

00:08:41.940 She's got a pattern of that.

00:08:43.220 But how do you just...

00:08:45.840 How is there no policing? 0.98

00:08:47.380 Like, he won and he got screwed. 0.94

00:08:49.840 He didn't win, 0.97

00:08:50.500 but he got out of that pretty unscathed.

00:08:52.460 He is still alive.

00:08:53.600 You don't cross a Clinton normally

00:08:55.240 and come out of it without an accidental suicide. 0.81

00:08:58.060 Wow.

00:08:58.600 So Bernie is still up there,

00:09:01.320 shaking his finger, ready to go,

00:09:02.600 but he's not going to get the nomination.

00:09:03.760 It's going to be sleepy, creepy, quid pro Joe Biden.

00:09:08.380 Joe gives some good...

00:09:09.460 I love it how it's just getting more and more senior citizen.

00:09:11.620 I hope we end up with like an 80 or 90 year old in there,

00:09:14.180 you know?

00:09:14.660 I just want to see somebody just eating soup,

00:09:16.780 basically,

00:09:17.480 on a stream cam 24 hours a day.

00:09:20.160 What about...

00:09:20.560 Do you know who Ruth Bader Ginsburg is?

00:09:22.580 Yes, I do.

00:09:23.300 Yeah.

00:09:23.740 So she's... 0.98

00:09:24.400 I think we need to be doing a welfare check.

00:09:26.620 Mm-hmm.

00:09:27.080 I'm not convinced that she's...

00:09:30.220 You know,

00:09:30.740 like Kim Jong-un.

00:09:32.040 Yeah.

00:09:32.500 Or Kim Jong-il.

00:09:33.920 You know,

00:09:34.080 he wasn't around

00:09:34.980 for the last couple years of that.

00:09:36.880 No one saw him.

00:09:37.820 Fidel Castro,

00:09:38.580 same thing.

00:09:39.400 Oh,

00:09:39.580 that's true,

00:09:40.020 huh?

00:09:40.320 I'm thinking someone is out there.

00:09:42.480 Somebody took Ginsburg.

00:09:44.140 No,

00:09:44.340 I just think that she's doing poorly

00:09:46.560 and they're making it seem like she's okay.

00:09:48.900 Oh,

00:09:49.020 they're propping her up.

00:09:49.940 Because,

00:09:50.320 listen,

00:09:50.800 if they lose her off the Supreme Court,

00:09:52.640 Trump gets another nominee.

00:09:54.360 And then we go through all that again.

00:09:55.820 Wow.

00:09:56.160 So they need her to stay alive.

00:09:58.240 They need her to be good.

00:10:01.040 Oh,

00:10:01.300 that's all right there.

00:10:01.880 Oh,

00:10:01.960 she's not going to be alive long.

00:10:04.760 Well,

00:10:05.120 and we hope she's a great,

00:10:06.340 you know,

00:10:06.620 I'm not a Democrat,

00:10:07.660 but.

00:10:07.840 She has that face that she's like,

00:10:09.700 her face is starting to spoil.

00:10:13.140 And I don't mean that in a bad way.

00:10:14.540 I'm not,

00:10:14.800 she's a beautiful lady. 0.99

00:10:15.780 I know she's,

00:10:16.740 I think she was the first lady on what,

00:10:18.000 the quarter?

00:10:21.160 First,

00:10:21.540 I thought you were going to say court.

00:10:22.500 And I'm like,

00:10:22.660 we're getting closer.

00:10:23.960 But no.

00:10:24.140 I'm joking.

00:10:25.200 A lot of these,

00:10:26.020 a lot of politicians.

00:10:26.700 She is,

00:10:27.200 she's done a lot.

00:10:28.000 I'm not a fan,

00:10:28.720 but she's done a lot.

00:10:29.420 I just don't think that she is as well as they,

00:10:32.040 as they make her seem like she is

00:10:33.340 because they need her to stay alive.

00:10:34.940 I see.

00:10:35.360 They don't want to get another nominee.

00:10:36.780 They know Trump's going to win again.

00:10:37.960 They're like another one.

00:10:39.500 It'd be three.

00:10:40.640 They're all getting up there in age.

00:10:42.240 Yeah.

00:10:42.900 Yeah.

00:10:43.420 What about,

00:10:44.500 um,

00:10:45.140 did you go to prom in high school?

00:10:46.660 Yeah.

00:10:47.100 You did?

00:10:47.620 Yeah.

00:10:48.180 Was it fun or not?

00:10:49.340 You know,

00:10:50.380 where'd y'all go eat before? 1.00

00:10:52.020 Shit. 1.00

00:10:52.380 When you're in rapid city, 1.00

00:10:53.720 South Dakota,

00:10:54.180 there's only a couple options.

00:10:55.460 I want to know what they were.

00:10:56.780 Well,

00:10:57.080 I didn't go there,

00:10:57.860 but where I live,

00:10:59.240 even now,

00:11:00.220 I don't even remember,

00:11:01.260 but even now to this day,

00:11:02.860 if I go home,

00:11:03.780 it's like,

00:11:04.020 if you go to a red lobster,

00:11:04.980 olive garden,

00:11:05.720 that's up there.

00:11:06.760 Oh yeah.

00:11:07.000 That's nice.

00:11:07.480 Yeah.

00:11:07.540 I remember we went to pizza growing up.

00:11:09.640 It was real nice.

00:11:10.680 Yeah.

00:11:11.260 Um,

00:11:12.000 but red lobster and olive garden still is fine dining in where I'm from.

00:11:15.800 Yeah.

00:11:16.620 That's,

00:11:17.060 that's still there.

00:11:17.560 But you know,

00:11:17.920 I,

00:11:18.140 in high school I had a boyfriend.

00:11:19.720 Boy,

00:11:20.080 I was with him for six,

00:11:21.480 seven years almost.

00:11:22.600 It was,

00:11:22.940 you sound like,

00:11:23.180 was he a bad guy?

00:11:24.240 Horrible.

00:11:24.760 Really?

00:11:25.260 Horrible.

00:11:26.140 Yeah.

00:11:26.420 No,

00:11:26.580 it wasn't a good situation.

00:11:27.800 Did he do,

00:11:28.440 what was,

00:11:28.940 what were some of his like,

00:11:29.980 like,

00:11:30.540 well,

00:11:30.800 like going into college,

00:11:31.860 right?

00:11:32.060 So he played baseball.

00:11:33.260 I knew he played baseball.

00:11:34.280 He played baseball and we grew up.

00:11:36.020 Did you know that she dated a guy that played baseball?

00:11:37.960 Easy.

00:11:39.160 Checkmate.

00:11:39.580 That's an easy one.

00:11:40.380 I could have told you he played baseball.

00:11:42.480 Yeah.

00:11:42.880 Well,

00:11:43.020 he played baseball and he got,

00:11:44.560 we were in a D1 school,

00:11:45.440 went to Las Vegas,

00:11:46.860 right?

00:11:46.980 So we both went to Vegas.

00:11:48.100 So you guys went to Las Vegas together?

00:11:49.420 Yes.

00:11:49.780 Okay.

00:11:49.960 Were you planning on getting married?

00:11:50.900 Do you think?

00:11:51.440 Oh,

00:11:51.840 I dodged a bullet.

00:11:53.080 You did?

00:11:53.360 I'm fairly certain he's bald now.

00:11:55.100 I think he's got a couple of kids wandering around,

00:11:58.760 but no,

00:11:59.540 it was bad.

00:12:00.020 We go to college.

00:12:00.800 He's like,

00:12:01.020 listen,

00:12:01.500 I,

00:12:01.880 we can stay together,

00:12:02.720 but I'm probably going to cheat on you.

00:12:04.640 Cause I'm quote, 0.99

00:12:06.200 King shit around here. 0.99

00:12:07.460 So just so you know, 0.99

00:12:08.540 I'm like,

00:12:08.860 yeah,

00:12:09.200 that's not going to work for me.

00:12:10.620 And then afterwards,

00:12:11.680 like crying.

00:12:13.020 Wow.

00:12:13.620 I can't do this alone.

00:12:14.920 I can't.

00:12:16.200 Has he ever,

00:12:16.980 save the day?

00:12:17.100 Oh,

00:12:17.240 he was really crying.

00:12:18.100 Oh yeah.

00:12:18.320 No,

00:12:18.640 multiple times.

00:12:19.500 I think he called me like a year ago.

00:12:21.800 He's like,

00:12:22.300 boy,

00:12:22.500 I really missed out.

00:12:23.400 Didn't I?

00:12:23.920 He did?

00:12:24.400 You sure did.

00:12:25.500 Did he really call you?

00:12:26.160 He's like,

00:12:26.340 yeah,

00:12:26.520 you know,

00:12:26.860 you could have been like my sugar mama. 1.00

00:12:29.220 Well,

00:12:29.660 he's like,

00:12:29.940 well,

00:12:30.500 you know,

00:12:31.060 we can talk and stuff and see where it goes.

00:12:34.140 Mine,

00:12:34.360 probably not.

00:12:35.540 Wow.

00:12:36.240 That was it.

00:12:37.300 No,

00:12:38.180 never looked back.

00:12:39.820 Six years.

00:12:40.360 That's a long time.

00:12:41.460 It's a very long time.

00:12:43.820 Whenever,

00:12:44.360 uh,

00:12:44.660 you said you were an only child whenever you were,

00:12:46.100 you were,

00:12:46.560 when you were growing up,

00:12:47.220 you were an only child.

00:12:48.000 Still an only child.

00:12:49.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:49.680 Damn. 1.00

00:12:50.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:50.680 That's crazy.

00:12:51.320 Do you ever,

00:12:51.880 do you ever,

00:12:52.160 did you try to get your parents to have another kid?

00:12:53.840 Absolutely not.

00:12:54.840 Who would want that? 0.89

00:12:56.200 Who,

00:12:56.400 I just went home for Christmas last week.

00:12:57.780 It's like,

00:12:57.960 who would want somebody else to have to deal with?

00:13:00.600 Yeah.

00:13:00.900 And someone else to have to,

00:13:01.860 I want this for dinner.

00:13:02.760 I want that for dinner.

00:13:03.720 I want to use the bathroom at this.

00:13:05.560 No,

00:13:05.860 get out of here. 0.93

00:13:06.560 Yeah.

00:13:06.740 No,

00:13:06.900 it's just,

00:13:07.780 just me.

00:13:08.720 The one and only.

00:13:09.900 Do you think that's affected like the way that you see things like growing up,

00:13:13.360 like the,

00:13:13.640 even like your,

00:13:14.220 like political views or just like the way that you see the world?

00:13:17.180 Yeah.

00:13:17.340 You like to be independent if you're an only child.

00:13:19.240 Yeah.

00:13:19.380 You don't depend on anyone else for entertainment,

00:13:21.820 for,

00:13:22.240 for anything.

00:13:22.900 Really.

00:13:23.240 It's just you.

00:13:23.920 You got to make it happen or you don't.

00:13:25.580 Yeah.

00:13:25.860 So that's,

00:13:27.240 that's what I've always done.

00:13:28.580 Yeah.

00:13:28.860 I don't have to worry about anybody else.

00:13:30.380 Just do your thing.

00:13:32.280 Just do your job.

00:13:33.700 Do your job.

00:13:34.300 We could use some more of that in California here.

00:13:36.580 People.

00:13:37.460 Yeah.

00:13:37.660 Oh,

00:13:37.800 this is definitely,

00:13:38.520 if you,

00:13:38.860 if you look,

00:13:39.800 anybody who's listening out there,

00:13:41.020 if you do not have a job,

00:13:42.700 not interested in having one come here,

00:13:46.180 you know what I'm saying?

00:13:46.900 You'll,

00:13:47.360 you'll be okay.

00:13:48.420 I mean,

00:13:48.680 it's crazy.

00:13:49.160 I used to tell,

00:13:50.300 like,

00:13:50.660 I used to say if you were an attractive girl and you didn't really want to get 0.78

00:13:53.840 married and you just wanted to have like a sugar daddy or something,

00:13:56.720 come here.

00:13:57.520 Like there's definitely,

00:13:59.340 there's a lot of easy ways out,

00:14:01.840 you know,

00:14:02.600 uh,

00:14:02.900 there's a lot of easy ways out.

00:14:03.900 Plus it's warm here.

00:14:04.860 So it's easy to be homeless here.

00:14:06.480 Yeah.

00:14:07.160 Oh dude,

00:14:07.660 I remember when I was in,

00:14:09.060 uh,

00:14:10.480 one time we picked up,

00:14:12.940 I had to do like a Loyola Idol.

00:14:15.840 They have a school here,

00:14:16.400 Loyola Marymount.

00:14:17.220 Yeah.

00:14:17.560 So we had to do Loyola Idol and it was just me and a friend.

00:14:20.280 We were judging it or we were emceeing it.

00:14:22.560 They're like,

00:14:22.980 Hey,

00:14:23.080 can you bring some judges?

00:14:24.000 So we stopped at a park and picked up a couple of guys,

00:14:26.200 a couple of freelance guys,

00:14:27.440 you know?

00:14:27.980 Yeah.

00:14:28.400 You did not.

00:14:29.480 Oh,

00:14:29.680 a hundred percent dude.

00:14:30.520 This guy named Rich and this other guy named,

00:14:32.980 I want to say Tony.

00:14:34.420 Tony died.

00:14:35.860 Not on our watch.

00:14:36.960 Okay.

00:14:37.420 But anyway,

00:14:37.980 so we drive over to,

00:14:39.220 um,

00:14:39.960 we drive over to the school and we tell the kids,

00:14:42.260 we're like,

00:14:42.540 Hey,

00:14:42.680 we just want to let you guys know.

00:14:43.900 We got two judges.

00:14:44.640 We just picked them up in the park.

00:14:46.100 The curtains open.

00:14:46.960 It's two just completely homeless guys.

00:14:49.300 These are original homeless,

00:14:50.620 not more like freeloaders.

00:14:52.360 Like now it's gotten a little more freeloady out here.

00:14:54.460 Yeah.

00:14:54.580 This used to be like old school homeless bunts and burner cooking up something,

00:14:58.660 you know,

00:14:59.300 uh,

00:14:59.640 you know,

00:14:59.960 one of the other homeless people's doing dessert.

00:15:02.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:02.500 A little bit more streamlined,

00:15:04.280 you know,

00:15:04.680 this game plan homeless,

00:15:06.080 you know?

00:15:07.080 Um,

00:15:07.680 and they judge the whole thing.

00:15:08.880 And at one point we had to count the votes and one of them borrowed a guitar from

00:15:13.240 another student and played a song.

00:15:14.860 Pretty beautiful.

00:15:15.600 Did he get his start?

00:15:16.940 Was he that guy that got the radio gig?

00:15:19.600 You know,

00:15:20.080 that guy.

00:15:20.660 The golden voice guy?

00:15:21.120 Yeah,

00:15:21.540 that guy.

00:15:21.880 I don't think so.

00:15:22.620 You didn't help him out.

00:15:23.340 You just dumped him back off at the park?

00:15:24.700 Yeah.

00:15:25.180 Uh,

00:15:25.420 no afterwards.

00:15:26.020 Yeah.

00:15:26.240 We gave him each,

00:15:26.820 I think maybe $40 or $50.

00:15:30.760 Um,

00:15:31.120 I'll say 50 to make us sound better.

00:15:32.640 I think we gave him each $40 and then we dropped them off back at the park.

00:15:36.360 Tony and rich.

00:15:36.980 And I still see rich every now and then I'll see him driving by or getting a blow transfusion.

00:15:41.080 He had something.

00:15:41.980 I think one of his kidneys went out.

00:15:44.160 Um,

00:15:44.760 but anyway,

00:15:46.140 um,

00:15:48.280 yeah,

00:15:48.520 I can't believe you don't remember where you went for prom.

00:15:50.040 Was it fun?

00:15:51.040 No.

00:15:51.940 It was a guy.

00:15:53.040 It's horrible.

00:15:53.740 Oh yeah.

00:15:54.160 It's awful.

00:15:55.040 No.

00:15:55.840 What did you go to prom?

00:15:57.100 Yeah,

00:15:57.360 I went.

00:15:57.820 They had a girl.

00:15:59.280 Oh,

00:15:59.520 I remember after prom,

00:16:00.620 I was hoping to maybe,

00:16:01.580 you know,

00:16:02.620 touch a little tit. 0.62

00:16:04.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:04.640 That's nature,

00:16:05.340 bro.

00:16:05.560 And I didn't choose that.

00:16:06.600 That's inside of me,

00:16:07.460 you know?

00:16:08.120 And so God just lit that tit touching torch that's deep inside of me.

00:16:11.580 And that's how I've always been.

00:16:12.640 And so,

00:16:13.720 um,

00:16:14.280 and I got stuck.

00:16:16.860 Some kid,

00:16:17.880 the girl I was seeing went to this party afterwards and I got stuck riding over there with somebody else.

00:16:22.840 This guy,

00:16:23.520 right?

00:16:23.760 This dude who,

00:16:25.420 speaking of going bald,

00:16:26.140 this guy kind of went bald in high school,

00:16:28.000 right? 0.99

00:16:28.960 Which is brave as fuck. 0.99

00:16:31.200 I think to do it because people are really going to rip you, 0.99

00:16:34.060 you know,

00:16:34.840 like totally bald in high school.

00:16:36.580 By choice or by nature?

00:16:38.540 Just by nature.

00:16:39.500 I mean, 0.99

00:16:39.880 just like he'd been fucking eating lightning his whole life. 0.99

00:16:42.220 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:16:42.660 Like this dude had no hair left on his head and he was crying.

00:16:47.480 I don't know if he was on drugs or what was happening,

00:16:49.140 but we drove over to this party.

00:16:51.260 He's just like,

00:16:51.720 Hey man,

00:16:51.900 will you give me a ride over there?

00:16:52.760 I was like,

00:16:53.020 yeah,

00:16:53.160 sure man.

00:16:53.580 Jump in.

00:16:54.060 You know,

00:16:54.220 we're leaving.

00:16:54.520 He had worn a coat,

00:16:56.140 a dress coat that had shoulder pads in it,

00:17:00.000 you know?

00:17:00.660 And he started crying because we were graduating and he talked about that.

00:17:07.000 Oh,

00:17:07.440 people,

00:17:07.800 he said,

00:17:08.660 people always think I look like Damon Wayans.

00:17:11.360 We bring a picture of Damon Wayans.

00:17:12.840 Is he black?

00:17:13.760 No,

00:17:14.000 this guy's white.

00:17:14.680 Oh,

00:17:14.900 okay.

00:17:15.340 So right then as soon as,

00:17:17.140 yeah,

00:17:17.280 I think cause he's bald.

00:17:18.300 He goes and people are always saying,

00:17:20.080 Hey man,

00:17:20.340 you look like Damon Wayans.

00:17:21.520 And you know,

00:17:22.560 and I just,

00:17:23.160 I think I might have a career in Hollywood,

00:17:26.420 but I'm afraid to go out there.

00:17:27.820 And he started crying.

00:17:29.680 Right.

00:17:30.480 So I'm in the car.

00:17:31.380 I'm like,

00:17:31.660 dude,

00:17:31.960 it's prom night.

00:17:33.080 Right.

00:17:33.860 Like just you two in the car.

00:17:35.140 Yeah.

00:17:35.300 Just me too.

00:17:35.940 So anyway,

00:17:36.260 I had to sit there for like 40 minutes and listen to him.

00:17:38.420 And he went on and on and he looked nothing like Damon Wayans.

00:17:42.920 Yeah.

00:17:44.760 Anyway,

00:17:45.880 so that was my,

00:17:46.500 that kind of ruined the vibe for you after that.

00:17:48.760 Yeah.

00:17:48.900 When I got there,

00:17:49.400 the girl I was seeing was really an alcoholic. 1.00

00:17:51.260 So when I got there,

00:17:51.660 she was wasted and fist fighting somebody she thought was me. 1.00

00:17:54.880 How crazy is that?

00:17:55.920 Sounds like you got out of that one.

00:17:57.260 I would take Damon Wayans in the,

00:17:59.120 in the car over that one.

00:18:01.800 Yeah.

00:18:02.120 I would take Damon Wayans in the car.

00:18:03.320 Who went to your school? 0.97

00:18:03.940 It sounds like a bunch of real degenerates. 0.99

00:18:07.460 Oh, 0.99

00:18:07.800 the first white kid that wanted to be black ever.

00:18:09.860 They used to call them Wiggas back in the day,

00:18:11.300 went to our school.

00:18:12.040 Right.

00:18:13.220 And nobody had ever seen it before.

00:18:15.080 People were like,

00:18:15.620 what's going on?

00:18:16.620 You know,

00:18:16.820 he wore like a starter jacket and stuff.

00:18:18.540 And they put him in learning disabled classes.

00:18:21.100 How crazy is that?

00:18:22.560 This is in Louisiana?

00:18:23.960 Yeah.

00:18:24.860 Because he wanted to.

00:18:26.280 Because he wanted,

00:18:26.820 he just,

00:18:27.340 you know,

00:18:27.660 he was like such a,

00:18:29.120 you know, 0.96

00:18:29.360 he just acted so black, 0.98

00:18:30.860 you know.

00:18:31.040 Didn't everyone go through that phase though?

00:18:33.200 Oh,

00:18:33.500 definitely.

00:18:33.740 I don't even know how old you are.

00:18:34.980 I'm 39.

00:18:35.660 I'm an adult. 1.00

00:18:36.140 Oh damn. 1.00

00:18:36.480 You're like 10 years old, 1.00

00:18:37.300 over 10 years older than me.

00:18:38.360 Am I really?

00:18:38.920 Yeah.

00:18:39.260 When I was in high school though,

00:18:40.860 we all went through that phase.

00:18:43.440 Oh really?

00:18:43.900 Even in South Dakota.

00:18:45.140 Really?

00:18:45.440 I went through a phase for a time.

00:18:47.560 Tell me about it.

00:18:48.020 Oh,

00:18:48.240 I went through like a 50 Cent phase.

00:18:50.260 Yeah?

00:18:50.780 Every song.

00:18:51.560 But what did you do?

00:18:52.200 Oh,

00:18:52.340 so you just love the music?

00:18:53.240 Every song.

00:18:53.800 Yeah.

00:18:54.040 I mean,

00:18:54.280 there's nothing like rolling down the main street in Rapid City,

00:18:58.140 South Dakota.

00:18:58.900 And you're like,

00:18:59.220 like 01 Malibu listening to 50 Cent,

00:19:04.440 listening to,

00:19:05.200 I mean,

00:19:05.520 Pop Lock and Drop It.

00:19:06.440 That was a heyday of Pop Lock and Drop It.

00:19:08.460 They played that at my cousin's funeral actually.

00:19:10.760 Oh,

00:19:11.160 okay.

00:19:11.480 Sorry.

00:19:11.980 But he loved rap music.

00:19:13.780 Yeah.

00:19:14.060 See that's.

00:19:14.320 Bring up a picture of that.

00:19:15.320 Do you want a map of the city or?

00:19:17.360 Yeah,

00:19:17.480 just a picture of Rapid City.

00:19:19.000 I want to see what we're looking at.

00:19:20.080 Yeah,

00:19:20.100 you got to.

00:19:20.680 So not a map.

00:19:21.240 You know,

00:19:21.400 like Mount Rushmore.

00:19:22.800 You know,

00:19:23.120 that with the faces,

00:19:23.920 that's where I'm from.

00:19:24.740 Yeah.

00:19:24.800 Oh,

00:19:24.900 I've been there.

00:19:25.660 You have.

00:19:26.360 So see,

00:19:26.860 I live pretty close to there.

00:19:28.720 What's the other city that's near there?

00:19:30.320 Grand Rapids?

00:19:30.980 No.

00:19:31.340 No,

00:19:31.740 that's a whole different state.

00:19:33.020 Sioux Falls is near there?

00:19:34.400 Sioux Falls,

00:19:34.540 yeah.

00:19:35.360 I did a comedy show in Sioux Falls one time.

00:19:39.180 Sioux Falls is pretty flat,

00:19:40.120 not a lot going on.

00:19:41.140 It wasn't a lot going on.

00:19:42.140 And it was about one hour or about 45 minutes from the statues from the Mount Rushmore.

00:19:46.280 Is that right?

00:19:46.660 It's only like four hours.

00:19:47.780 Oh,

00:19:47.980 then it's not it.

00:19:48.480 Yeah.

00:19:48.760 Maybe I went to Rapid City.

00:19:49.680 You went to,

00:19:50.220 well,

00:19:50.940 yeah,

00:19:51.080 it's about 45 minutes.

00:19:51.880 If you were downtown Rapid City,

00:19:53.380 then you were about 45 minutes from the heads.

00:19:55.900 Was there a bar there that used to have a bird in it?

00:19:58.160 A toucan or something?

00:20:00.140 A parrot that was in the corner?

00:20:02.780 It's not ringing a bell.

00:20:04.160 Bar with parrot in it?

00:20:05.460 Can you Google Nick?

00:20:06.300 Mm-hmm.

00:20:06.580 In Rapid City,

00:20:07.400 South Dakota.

00:20:08.080 In Rapid City,

00:20:08.860 South Dakota.

00:20:09.140 But you're like 12 years older than me,

00:20:11.100 so.

00:20:11.560 It could have been in Pierre right there.

00:20:13.820 Joe Corey remembered that.

00:20:15.320 I remember.

00:20:15.960 See,

00:20:16.180 it's actually called Pierre,

00:20:17.360 but we're South Dakota.

00:20:18.420 We just Pierre.

00:20:19.620 Pierre.

00:20:20.000 Let's get to the point.

00:20:20.820 Pierre.

00:20:21.180 Yeah.

00:20:21.560 Just cut out.

00:20:22.360 We also have a city called Belfouche.

00:20:24.420 Uh-huh.

00:20:24.660 Sounds like a toilet being flushed,

00:20:26.300 like Belfouche.

00:20:27.480 Yeah.

00:20:27.800 Yeah.

00:20:28.340 I think it's French as well.

00:20:29.700 Belfouche,

00:20:30.160 Pierre,

00:20:30.460 both of those things are.

00:20:31.320 There were a lot of French people.

00:20:32.440 Like trappers or something.

00:20:33.680 Oh,

00:20:33.980 yeah,

00:20:34.080 I could see that.

00:20:34.500 Different kind of trappers than we have now.

00:20:36.160 Not like trap rappers,

00:20:37.020 but just trap for the furs, 0.69

00:20:38.980 you know?

00:20:39.740 Do you listen to any rap music now or no?

00:20:42.400 Of course I do.

00:20:43.060 Oh,

00:20:43.240 I've had,

00:20:43.960 boy,

00:20:44.420 let me tell you,

00:20:45.380 I've had feuds with about every,

00:20:47.320 let me tell you,

00:20:48.600 who hates me?

00:20:50.640 Cardi B,

00:20:52.100 Nicki Minaj,

00:20:53.640 Jay-Z.

00:20:54.000 I'm in a Jay-Z song.

00:20:55.220 If you can pull that,

00:20:56.220 you might not be able to play that.

00:20:57.640 He might,

00:20:57.900 you might have to get some,

00:20:58.880 pay him.

00:20:59.020 Yeah,

00:20:59.160 we'll have lyrical issues.

00:21:00.040 You might have to pay him for that.

00:21:01.240 You might have to pay the man.

00:21:01.960 Drug Dealers Anonymous,

00:21:03.200 my voice is in that song.

00:21:04.600 Wow.

00:21:05.060 Take a listen.

00:21:06.000 I said for,

00:21:07.340 I think it's 14 years,

00:21:08.660 now it's slipping my mind,

00:21:09.500 for 14 years, 0.93

00:21:10.600 your husband was a drug dealer.

00:21:13.260 He sold crack cocaine. 0.94

00:21:15.020 It's in that song.

00:21:16.160 Oh,

00:21:16.340 wow.

00:21:16.700 Yeah.

00:21:17.160 I haven't heard that.

00:21:17.740 Yeah,

00:21:17.900 you need to take a listen after this.

00:21:19.280 Now,

00:21:19.400 when you,

00:21:19.580 do you,

00:21:20.200 so it seemed like these kind of feuds,

00:21:21.440 like you like,

00:21:22.000 like you kind of,

00:21:22.500 it's like you get into,

00:21:23.700 like it's.

00:21:24.840 Because they act like they're so tough,

00:21:26.680 but they're so fragile.

00:21:28.060 21 Savage,

00:21:28.780 just another one I had a feud with.

00:21:30.040 I actually really liked 21 Savage.

00:21:31.520 That was sad.

00:21:32.160 But you know,

00:21:32.860 Ice came.

00:21:33.320 He passed away?

00:21:33.880 No,

00:21:34.160 no,

00:21:34.340 Ice came a knock on his door

00:21:35.600 because he was in the country illegally.

00:21:38.220 Oh yeah,

00:21:38.380 they moved him to Sweden,

00:21:39.480 right?

00:21:39.700 Yeah,

00:21:40.040 they,

00:21:40.260 well,

00:21:40.380 I don't know where they moved him,

00:21:41.820 but you know,

00:21:42.520 I just tweeted about that.

00:21:43.440 I'm a big proponent of Ice.

00:21:44.620 Whenever Ice does its thing.

00:21:47.020 So,

00:21:47.460 yeah,

00:21:47.740 just,

00:21:48.200 you know,

00:21:48.480 the law came a calling.

00:21:50.080 Yeah.

00:21:50.520 But yeah,

00:21:50.860 no,

00:21:51.100 the rappers,

00:21:51.820 they don't,

00:21:52.300 they don't like me that.

00:21:53.740 I wouldn't say that.

00:21:54.500 Oh,

00:21:54.660 Lizzo just last week.

00:21:56.580 Lizzo and I scrapped,

00:21:57.580 we scrapped a little bit.

00:21:58.780 I saw this.

00:21:59.200 I don't know why.

00:22:00.100 Do you,

00:22:00.740 when,

00:22:00.960 if you're going to write something back,

00:22:02.140 do you ask,

00:22:03.120 you ask a friend like,

00:22:04.380 hey,

00:22:04.460 I need some help. 0.96

00:22:04.980 You mean like ask a black person?

00:22:06.660 Is that what you're asking? 0.65

00:22:07.740 Or no,

00:22:08.140 it could be a white friend too

00:22:09.500 or somebody that's mixed

00:22:10.900 or just a white guy from Flint,

00:22:12.380 Michigan.

00:22:13.260 But do you ask somebody for help?

00:22:15.440 Like,

00:22:15.640 hey,

00:22:15.820 is this good?

00:22:16.560 Like,

00:22:16.820 hey,

00:22:16.940 is this good?

00:22:17.540 Yeah.

00:22:17.920 No,

00:22:17.980 no.

00:22:18.420 Oh,

00:22:18.560 because comedians do that sometimes.

00:22:19.880 You're like,

00:22:20.080 if you're going to do a tweet sometimes

00:22:21.160 or something,

00:22:21.520 sometimes you'll ask,

00:22:23.340 you'll send it to your buddy first

00:22:24.580 and if he doesn't answer back

00:22:26.780 and you want to put it out soon,

00:22:27.540 you're like, 0.99

00:22:27.760 what the fuck, 1.00

00:22:28.480 man? 1.00

00:22:29.120 Check it out

00:22:29.780 and see if it's funny. 1.00

00:22:30.720 I need to post this shit. 1.00

00:22:32.040 No, 1.00

00:22:32.160 I just go ahead and post it.

00:22:33.140 But no matter what,

00:22:33.860 no matter what I say,

00:22:35.100 even if what I say

00:22:36.160 is better than what they said,

00:22:37.420 like last week,

00:22:37.920 the Lizzo thing,

00:22:38.840 it's like she'll,

00:22:39.680 it was impeachment.

00:22:40.360 So she tweeted out like an impeachment 1.00

00:22:42.260 with like a peach in it.

00:22:43.520 And then I responded to it

00:22:45.060 and then all the,

00:22:45.840 all the Google alerts afterwards

00:22:47.300 and all the articles

00:22:48.440 from like hip hop unlocked

00:22:49.920 and you know,

00:22:50.360 all those.

00:22:50.880 Yeah.

00:22:51.440 Was,

00:22:52.020 oh,

00:22:52.340 Lizzo drags Tommy.

00:22:54.320 Like you respond with a peach.

00:22:55.940 Right.

00:22:56.260 You don't want to drag me. 0.56

00:22:57.760 Right.

00:22:58.040 I'm sure you could do a lot to me

00:22:58.940 but you didn't in that instance.

00:23:00.500 Right.

00:23:00.820 It's like everyone is,

00:23:01.760 if it was ever as a conservative,

00:23:02.760 it's like they got dragged by.

00:23:04.220 Oh yeah.

00:23:04.560 Like Cardi B drags,

00:23:05.680 she was going to dog walk me 1.00

00:23:06.860 and that was her thing with me.

00:23:08.960 Yeah,

00:23:09.380 it's a lot of,

00:23:10.100 I mean,

00:23:10.340 yeah,

00:23:10.560 definitely there's only really one.

00:23:13.800 Pull up that picture.

00:23:14.600 There's a lot of memes that

00:23:15.520 Cardi B dog walk,

00:23:17.740 you'll see it.

00:23:18.640 Everyone,

00:23:19.080 they made a convenient,

00:23:20.300 well,

00:23:20.760 yeah,

00:23:20.980 let's see.

00:23:22.820 Get some,

00:23:23.320 some images.

00:23:24.780 See,

00:23:25.240 yeah,

00:23:25.580 that was going around

00:23:26.680 for a little bit.

00:23:27.620 Oh,

00:23:27.860 who is that?

00:23:28.520 Oh,

00:23:28.600 that's Cardi B?

00:23:29.140 Well,

00:23:29.280 that's her. 0.88

00:23:29.920 What kind of dog are you on?

00:23:31.720 It looks like,

00:23:32.620 I don't know,

00:23:33.160 like a pit bull.

00:23:33.860 I think it's a pit.

00:23:34.400 If I had to guess.

00:23:36.360 Well,

00:23:36.780 it's really tough.

00:23:37.520 I mean,

00:23:37.700 it's just because there's so much power.

00:23:40.200 There's so many cameras

00:23:41.700 and so many networks

00:23:43.040 that the people that own them 0.65

00:23:45.500 are the people that are liberal,

00:23:47.820 you know?

00:23:48.380 And there's so few,

00:23:50.320 I feel like,

00:23:51.680 that are just avenues

00:23:53.860 to be outspoken

00:23:54.820 and be conservative,

00:23:55.880 you know?

00:23:56.280 Right.

00:23:56.460 A lot more conservatives

00:23:57.680 or people that vote conservative,

00:24:00.100 they just vote.

00:24:03.080 Right,

00:24:03.380 but we're out there.

00:24:04.460 Right.

00:24:04.840 If they were smart,

00:24:05.880 they would cater to,

00:24:06.540 like we watch reality TV.

00:24:08.120 Right.

00:24:08.720 We watch football.

00:24:11.180 We watch all the things

00:24:12.200 that they think

00:24:12.700 that they're their liberal audience.

00:24:14.000 It's conservatives

00:24:14.720 that are watching your stuff.

00:24:16.040 It's conservatives

00:24:16.640 in places like where I'm from

00:24:18.660 where it's cold in the winter

00:24:19.700 and we watch your sitcoms 1.00

00:24:20.960 and all your crap. 1.00

00:24:21.720 Right. 1.00

00:24:22.060 We are your viewers.

00:24:23.200 Like you think it's these people

00:24:24.180 that are running around here in LA.

00:24:25.760 No,

00:24:26.140 these people are homeless here.

00:24:27.340 It's the Midwest people

00:24:28.680 that can't be outside homeless

00:24:30.380 because they freeze to death.

00:24:31.420 Those people watching your stuff.

00:24:32.700 Yeah.

00:24:33.040 But they alienate us.

00:24:34.180 Like we're not,

00:24:35.240 you know,

00:24:35.620 we're not their audience.

00:24:36.560 Do you feel like Hollywood alienates?

00:24:40.080 A hundred percent.

00:24:41.040 Yeah.

00:24:41.160 There are so many conservatives

00:24:42.280 in Hollywood

00:24:42.980 that would never say.

00:24:43.580 But here's the thing though,

00:24:44.680 but it's bad business to do that.

00:24:46.960 But why is it that way?

00:24:47.840 That's why I don't understand that.

00:24:49.600 And I'm not saying

00:24:50.240 that I disagree with you,

00:24:51.500 but I'm saying

00:24:52.840 that a lot of people

00:24:56.360 that work in the industry

00:24:57.200 are so smart

00:24:58.280 that it would seem like

00:25:00.040 why wouldn't you see

00:25:01.160 that this is bad business?

00:25:03.720 You know,

00:25:04.020 why wouldn't you see

00:25:04.840 that this is,

00:25:06.080 that this just doesn't help.

00:25:10.060 It doesn't help by alienating.

00:25:12.300 You're talking about

00:25:13.240 not alienating people

00:25:14.460 and then you alienate people.

00:25:16.960 But what they do though

00:25:17.880 is they look at people

00:25:18.820 like me and Trump supporters.

00:25:20.940 They look at us

00:25:21.440 like we're less than morally.

00:25:23.420 So it's easy to alienate us

00:25:24.860 because they've come up

00:25:25.660 with in their mind

00:25:26.280 that we're horrible, 0.90

00:25:27.400 evil people 0.99

00:25:28.000 and we're racist 0.98

00:25:29.140 and we're bigots 0.54

00:25:29.960 and we're all this.

00:25:30.480 So they can alienate us

00:25:31.860 because that's just

00:25:32.480 how they see us.

00:25:33.800 They don't want to see

00:25:34.400 anything different.

00:25:35.140 They don't want to talk

00:25:35.800 to people that are not like them

00:25:36.680 because they'd rather

00:25:37.040 just put them in that box

00:25:38.180 and cast them aside.

00:25:40.680 Yeah,

00:25:40.900 and it's the same thing

00:25:41.560 that they say don't do.

00:25:43.240 You know,

00:25:43.380 they say don't behave this way.

00:25:45.300 Don't,

00:25:45.480 what I don't like is

00:25:47.100 or one thing that gets me

00:25:48.480 in that space

00:25:49.500 is that

00:25:50.220 that all people

00:25:51.800 that are basically like

00:25:52.920 if you're from a rural place

00:25:54.320 and you're white 0.96

00:25:55.400 that you are racist, 1.00

00:25:56.500 that you are homophobic. 0.99

00:25:59.240 Man,

00:25:59.680 that stuff really, 0.99

00:26:00.840 it's almost the most ignorant 0.98

00:26:02.060 thing you could think. 0.99

00:26:03.580 It's like

00:26:04.040 you think,

00:26:05.260 like I had a guy say,

00:26:06.200 oh,

00:26:06.280 you're from Louisiana.

00:26:06.920 Oh,

00:26:07.100 yeah,

00:26:07.340 man.

00:26:07.660 So obviously,

00:26:08.400 you know,

00:26:08.940 you probably grew up racist, 0.69

00:26:11.000 you know,

00:26:11.300 and it's like,

00:26:12.640 man,

00:26:12.980 just,

00:26:13.520 it's just like

00:26:14.360 if you want to be diverse

00:26:16.480 and you want to be welcoming,

00:26:17.920 at least know who is in

00:26:19.640 your own country

00:26:21.180 first.

00:26:22.400 Like,

00:26:22.800 it's just such a narrow-minded thing

00:26:25.220 from people in a place

00:26:26.980 where people,

00:26:27.560 there's so much education

00:26:28.620 here in Los Angeles.

00:26:29.580 There's so much,

00:26:30.820 you know,

00:26:31.380 people that have traveled

00:26:32.260 and people that have,

00:26:33.060 you know,

00:26:33.280 had experiences.

00:26:34.100 There's a lot of diversity here.

00:26:35.660 You would think that people here

00:26:36.980 would be able to,

00:26:38.420 would at least know

00:26:39.260 who is also in their country.

00:26:40.800 But they don't like,

00:26:42.660 and not everybody,

00:26:43.360 I don't like to put everybody

00:26:44.200 in one category,

00:26:44.920 but there's a lot of people here,

00:26:46.320 they don't like people

00:26:47.820 from where I'm from

00:26:49.040 or they don't want to like them.

00:26:50.780 They don't want to get to know them.

00:26:52.080 Like,

00:26:52.200 we're the flyover states.

00:26:53.380 They look at people

00:26:54.300 from South Dakota,

00:26:55.500 from Louisiana,

00:26:56.420 from Mississippi,

00:26:57.160 from other places in this country

00:26:58.540 and like,

00:26:59.000 eh,

00:26:59.960 not really,

00:27:00.780 like,

00:27:01.060 our kind of people.

00:27:02.620 Yeah.

00:27:02.840 They're just in the middle.

00:27:03.560 They're just the little people.

00:27:05.100 Yeah.

00:27:05.840 And that's why Trump won.

00:27:07.000 Yeah.

00:27:07.320 Because he said,

00:27:07.660 you matter

00:27:08.200 and you're not forgotten anymore.

00:27:10.180 And that's why he's going to win again.

00:27:11.360 They're going to do the same thing. 1.00

00:27:12.420 They are so stupid. 1.00

00:27:13.520 They did it in 2016. 1.00

00:27:15.380 They're doing it even worse now.

00:27:17.600 And they think it's,

00:27:19.100 what is it going to get them?

00:27:19.920 I don't know.

00:27:20.300 I think they're just trying

00:27:20.960 to get ready for 2024.

00:27:23.200 I don't know.

00:27:24.840 Yeah.

00:27:25.220 I mean,

00:27:25.500 I do think that Trump

00:27:27.380 is going to win in 2020.

00:27:29.160 I don't see,

00:27:31.180 I just don't,

00:27:32.940 there's too much beef now,

00:27:34.800 even it seems like

00:27:35.560 on the Democratic side.

00:27:36.300 I don't know that much about,

00:27:37.980 you know,

00:27:38.320 I don't follow a lot of politics.

00:27:40.260 You know,

00:27:40.520 I know,

00:27:41.760 obviously I know the easy ones.

00:27:43.080 Abraham Lincoln,

00:27:44.400 Ronald Reagan.

00:27:46.420 One time I was at my school

00:27:48.280 when I was growing up,

00:27:49.420 I was walking down the hall

00:27:50.300 behind two janitors

00:27:51.200 and one of them said

00:27:52.400 to the other one,

00:27:53.000 he goes,

00:27:53.360 hey man,

00:27:53.720 did you get the chairs ready

00:27:54.680 in the gym?

00:27:56.320 Mr. Ford is going to be speaking

00:27:57.920 in there later today.

00:27:59.240 And the guy goes,

00:28:00.120 President Ford?

00:28:01.380 And the guy goes,

00:28:02.360 no,

00:28:02.940 Mr. Ford, 1.00

00:28:03.860 the fucking science teacher, 1.00

00:28:05.800 dude. 1.00

00:28:06.980 Not President Ford, 1.00

00:28:08.640 you idiot. 1.00

00:28:10.080 So, 1.00

00:28:10.960 but anyway,

00:28:12.440 so yeah,

00:28:12.760 I mean,

00:28:12.940 I know a lot of the presidents

00:28:13.860 and I know like the lady 1.00

00:28:14.940 that bought the bus

00:28:15.840 and then they went out of business

00:28:17.060 because I used,

00:28:17.900 I got into a bus company

00:28:18.980 for a while back

00:28:19.800 and we went out of business.

00:28:20.820 Kind of like the zoo

00:28:21.540 you almost bought in Mexico.

00:28:22.940 The Sinaloa Zoo,

00:28:24.060 man.

00:28:24.740 1,400.

00:28:25.840 It almost,

00:28:27.400 yeah,

00:28:27.580 I'm glad I didn't do it

00:28:28.500 because there was a fire down there.

00:28:31.160 Imagine that.

00:28:32.740 Imagine that.

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00:31:07.960 But do you like

00:31:10.660 at this point,

00:31:11.880 it's like a lot of news

00:31:12.860 is just for ratings

00:31:14.460 it seems like now.

00:31:15.420 I mean,

00:31:15.700 sometimes do you feel like

00:31:16.840 you're going into a ball game

00:31:18.340 and it's like

00:31:19.100 and it's not as much

00:31:20.900 beliefs

00:31:22.020 as much as it is like

00:31:23.500 let's see if we can start 0.99

00:31:24.640 some shit. 0.99

00:31:25.080 It's kind of like 1.00

00:31:25.480 who's the black gentleman

00:31:27.000 on ESPN every morning 1.00

00:31:28.220 that just starts shit? 1.00

00:31:29.100 Stephen A. 1.00

00:31:29.700 Stephen A.

00:31:30.260 Stephen A.

00:31:30.300 Stephen A.

00:31:30.320 Stephen A.

00:31:30.780 Stephen A.

00:31:30.860 Yeah.

00:31:31.220 You're almost like

00:31:31.760 the white Stephen A.

00:31:32.820 Stephen A.

00:31:33.020 Stephen A.

00:31:33.080 Do you ever feel like that?

00:31:35.140 No, I just

00:31:36.300 I think that a conversation

00:31:37.260 needs to be started

00:31:38.460 but for what I do

00:31:39.680 and people that are on

00:31:40.880 say the channel

00:31:42.180 I think it's a little different.

00:31:44.080 I don't speak

00:31:45.520 the way they speak.

00:31:46.560 I speak very

00:31:47.380 commonly,

00:31:48.640 plainly

00:31:49.020 like way people understand.

00:31:50.640 Yeah.

00:31:50.820 Kind of similar to the way you talk.

00:31:52.160 That's why I am where I am

00:31:53.600 because I speak to people

00:31:54.760 in the way that they like

00:31:55.660 to be spoken to.

00:31:56.620 That's what Trump does too.

00:31:57.780 Yeah.

00:31:57.920 Even though he's a billionaire

00:31:58.560 from New York

00:31:59.200 he talks like they talk

00:32:00.720 and they like that.

00:32:01.980 Yeah.

00:32:02.140 So I don't fit the mold either.

00:32:04.040 I mean how many people

00:32:04.680 on Fox News do you know

00:32:06.120 that have

00:32:06.940 well a lot of them

00:32:08.080 have blonde hair

00:32:08.640 but have like a nose ring

00:32:09.940 and talk the way I talk

00:32:11.560 and do what I do.

00:32:12.680 Not many.

00:32:13.940 Is that your only piercing

00:32:14.960 that one?

00:32:15.780 No, I have two.

00:32:16.480 I have belly button nose. 0.99

00:32:18.320 Hmm.

00:32:19.160 Yeah.

00:32:19.420 You were hoping

00:32:19.760 it was something else

00:32:20.500 weren't you Nick?

00:32:21.380 Nick's had some issues

00:32:22.260 with sexual issues

00:32:23.180 on your workplace.

00:32:23.360 Do you have some piercings?

00:32:24.460 Workplace.

00:32:24.920 Huh?

00:32:26.180 Well I don't work here so.

00:32:27.660 Good point.

00:32:29.300 No I don't.

00:32:30.180 I've thought about it though

00:32:31.180 but I just don't know

00:32:32.220 what I would get.

00:32:33.280 Piercings or tattoos?

00:32:35.020 I would get a tattoo I think.

00:32:36.440 You don't have any tattoos?

00:32:36.900 A couple falcons 1.00

00:32:37.500 on my fucking back maybe. 0.99

00:32:39.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:32:39.360 Maybe a tattoo of me 1.00

00:32:40.500 beating the shit 0.99

00:32:41.080 out of Chris DeLeo 0.99

00:32:41.780 on my back.

00:32:43.260 That'd be good.

00:32:44.300 No I don't have any.

00:32:45.420 I've thought about it though.

00:32:46.080 Do you have one?

00:32:46.620 I have two.

00:32:47.480 What are they?

00:32:48.320 I have one on my wrist.

00:32:49.760 It's an 11.

00:32:50.780 A semicolon.

00:32:51.780 And I have my state flower

00:32:53.600 and my state grass

00:32:54.740 on the back of my neck.

00:32:56.320 Okay.

00:32:56.640 And that's Montana?

00:32:59.940 South Dakota.

00:33:00.900 And do people get them

00:33:01.540 confused a lot?

00:33:02.480 North Dakota and South Dakota.

00:33:03.540 I've never had like people

00:33:04.340 get it confused for Montana.

00:33:05.780 That's crazy.

00:33:06.340 Can I have you the first?

00:33:08.840 We're all just somewhere

00:33:09.780 up there where it's cold.

00:33:11.420 Yeah people.

00:33:12.060 Yeah I guess.

00:33:12.720 Yeah a lot of people just.

00:33:14.580 It is interesting how since

00:33:15.980 over time since we've become

00:33:17.400 more of like a.

00:33:19.480 When you're in more L.

00:33:20.560 When you're in L.A.

00:33:21.760 You just.

00:33:22.460 Yeah you start to think

00:33:23.140 this is the whole world.

00:33:24.440 You know you start to think

00:33:25.160 that this is the whole country.

00:33:26.780 You know it just kind of happens.

00:33:27.940 Do you notice that a little bit?

00:33:28.900 You have to notice

00:33:29.460 how the perspective is.

00:33:31.800 How.

00:33:32.780 I feel like there's just

00:33:33.580 two total different perspectives

00:33:34.880 in the country now.

00:33:36.380 Like some people live

00:33:37.440 like in one world

00:33:38.400 and some people live

00:33:39.540 in another world.

00:33:40.320 Some people live

00:33:40.720 in the real world

00:33:41.620 and some people live

00:33:42.300 in California.

00:33:43.160 Some people live in.

00:33:45.540 Some people are more idealistic

00:33:47.340 and some people are more

00:33:48.180 it seems practical.

00:33:49.440 Yeah.

00:33:49.960 Yeah.

00:33:50.260 No I mean it's not practical here.

00:33:51.660 Gas at almost four dollars a gallon

00:33:53.160 doesn't sound practical to me.

00:33:55.400 Yeah.

00:33:55.840 A gas tax that we voted

00:33:57.400 for ourselves.

00:33:58.240 Like we voted that in.

00:33:59.600 We had a chance to repeal it

00:34:00.620 and we didn't.

00:34:01.320 That doesn't really give me

00:34:02.600 a lot of confidence

00:34:03.320 in my fellow Californians here.

00:34:04.880 Who doesn't vote

00:34:06.080 to repeal a tax on themselves?

00:34:07.800 Yeah.

00:34:08.420 How did we get here?

00:34:09.620 Oh.

00:34:10.260 How did we get here?

00:34:11.460 But you know

00:34:11.920 there's a lot of things

00:34:12.620 in this state.

00:34:12.920 It's expensive man.

00:34:13.340 I agree.

00:34:14.260 It's expensive.

00:34:14.860 But there's a lot of good stuff too.

00:34:17.500 Yeah.

00:34:18.220 There's an ocean.

00:34:19.160 Yeah.

00:34:20.340 And.

00:34:20.840 There's the beach.

00:34:21.360 There is.

00:34:22.720 There's a lot of different types of people.

00:34:24.360 There's a lot of talented people.

00:34:25.620 True.

00:34:26.240 Yeah.

00:34:26.680 I don't know.

00:34:27.140 Like I said I don't cross the 405 so.

00:34:29.160 There's a lot of opportunity

00:34:30.100 to do different things.

00:34:31.720 That's true.

00:34:32.400 Yeah.

00:34:32.880 Yeah.

00:34:33.300 No California's a great place.

00:34:34.080 Now you say something nice.

00:34:34.980 California's a great place.

00:34:36.120 It's just being run into the ground.

00:34:37.800 Like you can't look around here

00:34:38.780 and think things are going well here.

00:34:41.020 Like you found people

00:34:42.000 to judge your talent competition

00:34:43.420 in a park.

00:34:44.640 Yeah.

00:34:45.020 Right.

00:34:45.340 And if you did that now

00:34:46.500 you'd have to do auditions

00:34:47.580 to get the people from the park

00:34:49.100 because there'd be so many

00:34:49.960 you'd audition to go to the talent show.

00:34:52.740 You go out there right now

00:34:53.840 and say who wants to judge

00:34:54.880 a talent competition.

00:34:56.080 Yeah.

00:34:56.500 I don't know what you'd find.

00:34:57.740 Yeah.

00:34:58.220 I don't know what you'd find.

00:34:59.040 There's also a Twitter account

00:35:00.100 I want you to follow.

00:35:00.960 Okay.

00:35:01.340 It's called Santa Monica Problems.

00:35:02.840 Yeah.

00:35:03.640 They document it.

00:35:04.760 Is it good?

00:35:05.300 Oh yeah.

00:35:06.060 Well I mean there's a lot of 0.99

00:35:06.860 like a lot of masturbating and stuff. 0.94

00:35:09.060 They don't even blur that out. 0.95

00:35:10.400 They're just like

00:35:10.640 this is what we have here.

00:35:11.900 Yeah.

00:35:12.540 You know.

00:35:13.100 You've seen it.

00:35:13.700 Well look people say it's an unborn.

00:35:15.220 If it's not born yet

00:35:16.340 it doesn't have any

00:35:17.540 it doesn't have any rights right?

00:35:20.840 What do they say?

00:35:22.160 I'm not sure.

00:35:23.180 What do they say?

00:35:23.740 Yeah.

00:35:23.960 I don't know.

00:35:24.260 I was looking up

00:35:24.780 Santa Monica Problems.

00:35:26.480 Dude I remember my dad 0.99

00:35:27.280 if we masturbated 0.98

00:35:28.140 he made us bury it in the yard. 0.99

00:35:30.500 He's like that's God's

00:35:31.520 you have to bury that in the yard. 0.94

00:35:32.600 He made us go bury the semen 0.60

00:35:33.660 out in the yard. 0.70

00:35:34.500 Yeah.

00:35:34.740 That's crazy right?

00:35:36.320 I've never heard that before.

00:35:38.380 Yeah.

00:35:38.740 I hadn't heard it either.

00:35:40.140 He was getting older though

00:35:41.100 so I think he might have been

00:35:42.380 you know a little

00:35:43.280 kind of all over the place.

00:35:45.360 So you had

00:35:46.300 but you had a thing

00:35:47.020 where you worked at the Blaze right?

00:35:48.700 Yeah.

00:35:49.100 And you had a

00:35:49.620 whenever you got laid off.

00:35:51.220 I got fired.

00:35:52.020 Okay.

00:35:52.380 Sorry.

00:35:52.940 Try to put it nice.

00:35:54.740 You don't like things put nice.

00:35:56.020 You just like things put right?

00:35:56.760 Because when I get laid off

00:35:58.060 I got fired

00:35:59.080 and I had to sue.

00:36:00.800 Like you know it doesn't

00:36:01.720 Right.

00:36:02.180 Things got a little

00:36:02.940 a little messy there.

00:36:05.960 Were you shocked that they

00:36:07.400 because you had a point of view

00:36:08.500 on abortion right? 0.98

00:36:09.500 Yeah.

00:36:09.700 And were you shocked that they

00:36:11.140 like

00:36:12.360 were you shocked at how

00:36:14.500 they

00:36:16.000 just

00:36:16.800 did they not want you

00:36:17.760 to have that point of view?

00:36:18.600 Yeah.

00:36:18.820 Well it was a conservative place

00:36:20.500 so I get it

00:36:21.080 but for me

00:36:21.560 I always try to clarify that comment

00:36:22.980 so here's the way

00:36:23.600 I feel about it.

00:36:24.660 I'm not pro-abortion.

00:36:25.700 I don't believe the government

00:36:26.500 should be in people's business.

00:36:28.060 I believe in limited government.

00:36:29.420 Like I feel as conservatives

00:36:30.520 that's what we should

00:36:31.440 stand up for.

00:36:32.620 Don't take our guns.

00:36:33.980 Don't say who we can

00:36:35.220 and cannot marry.

00:36:36.320 Don't get involved in abortion.

00:36:37.760 That is not a government issue

00:36:39.120 and it doesn't do any good

00:36:40.100 because the government

00:36:40.600 is not going to prevent it.

00:36:41.920 It's just going to make it

00:36:42.600 more difficult for people

00:36:43.600 and put people in danger.

00:36:44.840 So that's where I stand

00:36:45.600 on that limited government.

00:36:47.180 But no they were just

00:36:47.880 looking for a

00:36:48.600 looking for a way

00:36:49.680 to get me out the door.

00:36:50.900 Had things kind of spoiled already?

00:36:52.280 Well I was pro-Trump

00:36:53.320 and my boss who's a conservative

00:36:54.780 was anti-Trump.

00:36:56.260 Glenn Beck was the biggest

00:36:57.480 never-Trumper that there was. 0.98

00:36:58.980 I mean election night

00:37:00.140 we had to do like a live stream

00:37:02.280 and he was painting over

00:37:03.380 in the corner

00:37:04.040 to calm his nerves

00:37:05.660 and then at one point

00:37:06.540 in the night

00:37:06.760 What was he painting?

00:37:07.260 I don't even know

00:37:08.520 like a landscape.

00:37:10.180 Oh yeah dude.

00:37:11.020 You can go

00:37:11.280 That's easy bro.

00:37:12.380 If you're going to 0.99

00:37:12.800 fucking paint something 0.99

00:37:13.600 paint something hard dude. 0.99

00:37:15.020 It was weird.

00:37:15.580 You know Glenn's

00:37:16.340 an odd character.

00:37:17.220 Right.

00:37:17.620 He um

00:37:18.240 Glenn Beck?

00:37:19.300 Glenn Beck yeah.

00:37:20.580 Glenn Beck thinks

00:37:21.620 that he is Walt Disney.

00:37:23.120 Not like I'm inspired

00:37:24.580 by Walt Disney

00:37:25.320 like Glenn Beck

00:37:25.920 thinks he is Walt Disney.

00:37:27.420 Yeah.

00:37:28.060 Yeah.

00:37:28.380 There's a lot of weird stuff.

00:37:29.660 There's a lot of weird stuff

00:37:30.500 I encountered.

00:37:31.240 Does he have children or not?

00:37:32.200 Yeah he's got quite a few children

00:37:33.520 I think.

00:37:34.540 Yeah he's

00:37:35.000 he's a

00:37:35.660 later in life Mormon.

00:37:37.760 Okay.

00:37:38.440 It came to the religion 0.92

00:37:39.480 like wasn't born into it.

00:37:40.660 Okay.

00:37:41.320 Um

00:37:41.720 And he lives in Utah now?

00:37:43.580 No he lives in Dallas.

00:37:45.780 Huh.

00:37:46.640 And do you

00:37:47.100 so you guys butted heads?

00:37:48.900 Well

00:37:49.260 he never really spoke to me

00:37:50.940 up until he fired me

00:37:52.400 and then he was real chatty

00:37:53.680 about firing me.

00:37:55.840 Oh wow.

00:37:56.700 Do you think he

00:37:57.780 what do you think

00:37:58.520 why do you think

00:37:59.000 if he really did fire you

00:37:59.960 was there something behind that?

00:38:01.240 Well

00:38:01.960 when you're pro-Trump

00:38:04.220 and then Trump wins

00:38:05.440 and then you were anti-Trump 1.00

00:38:07.120 you kind of look like a jackass. 1.00

00:38:08.620 Oh I see what you're saying. 1.00

00:38:09.360 And you're running

00:38:10.020 a conservative network

00:38:11.120 but you're against

00:38:11.860 the Republican president

00:38:13.280 who just won the presidency.

00:38:15.500 It doesn't look good

00:38:16.320 so you gotta get rid of the person

00:38:17.640 in the building

00:38:18.740 that kind of knew

00:38:19.560 all this was gonna happen.

00:38:20.660 So this is a real convenient way

00:38:22.140 to like cast me out.

00:38:23.420 And were you

00:38:23.860 were you upset?

00:38:24.960 Were you like nervous

00:38:25.760 when that happened?

00:38:26.240 You had to be scared.

00:38:26.880 You're like what am I gonna do now?

00:38:28.020 How am I gonna work?

00:38:29.120 Well I had a choice.

00:38:29.560 I could sit back for six months

00:38:31.580 and get a paycheck

00:38:32.320 and just go completely dark

00:38:33.620 and not do anything

00:38:34.340 and then they wanted

00:38:35.380 to take over my Facebook page

00:38:36.840 which has got

00:38:37.680 4.6 million followers.

00:38:40.520 Right.

00:38:40.720 They wanted to just delete it.

00:38:42.160 Like you're not gonna

00:38:42.780 that was mainly

00:38:43.620 what the lawsuit was over.

00:38:44.680 It's like you know

00:38:45.040 you're not gonna delete

00:38:45.800 my Facebook page.

00:38:46.760 Yeah.

00:38:46.940 What benefit

00:38:48.060 would he have to

00:38:48.980 delete my Facebook page

00:38:50.180 other than just being

00:38:51.020 a vindictive a-hole? 0.90

00:38:52.660 Right.

00:38:53.760 And have you guys

00:38:54.660 seen each other

00:38:55.120 since it all went down?

00:38:55.960 No.

00:38:56.800 Someday.

00:38:57.640 Yeah?

00:38:58.120 Someday there'll be

00:38:58.880 there'll be a moment.

00:39:00.460 Do you have in your head

00:39:01.340 like a vision

00:39:01.960 of where you guys

00:39:02.900 kind of like

00:39:03.620 like you show back up

00:39:05.560 with your

00:39:05.880 you know

00:39:06.200 it's almost like

00:39:06.620 the Channel 4 news team

00:39:07.860 like on that movie

00:39:08.940 with that Will Ferrell

00:39:09.900 and he comes in

00:39:11.160 and he's like

00:39:11.500 oh this is

00:39:12.280 you know

00:39:13.420 like the two news teams

00:39:14.540 going at each other.

00:39:15.440 Do you have that kind of

00:39:16.120 vision in your head

00:39:16.820 kind of?

00:39:17.200 No.

00:39:17.660 I don't know

00:39:18.220 if I'll ever see

00:39:18.980 good old Glenn Beck again.

00:39:20.920 Is he handsome or not?

00:39:22.620 Um

00:39:22.980 I'm

00:39:23.840 not my

00:39:25.000 not my type.

00:39:26.220 Maybe he's your type.

00:39:27.140 Not my type.

00:39:28.100 Oh no.

00:39:28.780 I've never been with a man.

00:39:29.840 I've never

00:39:30.140 I've never even thought

00:39:31.940 about it longer

00:39:32.380 from like maybe

00:39:33.000 a second and a half

00:39:33.880 you know

00:39:34.560 and that was only because

00:39:36.460 I don't know

00:39:38.380 sometimes it pops

00:39:39.060 in your head

00:39:39.420 when you're jogging

00:39:40.000 or something

00:39:40.220 for like a brief second

00:39:41.120 you gotta shake it off

00:39:42.040 you know.

00:39:44.500 Huh.

00:39:45.980 Interesting.

00:39:47.520 Um

00:39:47.920 yeah so anyway

00:39:50.100 my prom experience 0.99

00:39:50.940 was shit 1.00

00:39:51.420 you know. 1.00

00:39:52.400 It was really bad.

00:39:53.440 Back to that prom experience.

00:39:55.920 Was Tomi on court?

00:39:57.400 Huh?

00:39:57.800 Were you on court?

00:39:59.400 Did I go to court?

00:40:00.380 Were you on prom court?

00:40:01.920 Prom court.

00:40:02.440 Oh hell no.

00:40:03.200 Really?

00:40:03.600 No I wasn't

00:40:04.240 like that popular

00:40:05.320 no.

00:40:06.120 I mean I ran everything.

00:40:07.980 I set up prom

00:40:08.800 but I wasn't

00:40:09.520 Oh were you on

00:40:09.900 student council then?

00:40:10.820 Yeah.

00:40:11.120 Yes.

00:40:12.220 Student council president

00:40:13.300 student body president

00:40:13.820 oh that girl's 1.00

00:40:16.020 usually kind of 0.99

00:40:16.560 fucking aggravating 0.99

00:40:18.020 I feel like. 0.99

00:40:19.500 Were you?

00:40:21.180 I don't know

00:40:21.820 was it aggravating?

00:40:22.840 I guess

00:40:23.220 no I planned

00:40:24.120 everybody's

00:40:24.540 everyone's so lazy.

00:40:26.020 I planned everybody's stuff.

00:40:26.720 Oh that's true

00:40:26.840 somebody has to do it all.

00:40:27.820 Like someone has to

00:40:28.620 pay for your

00:40:29.460 concession stand

00:40:30.540 like someone has to

00:40:31.260 go work that

00:40:32.020 and get their 0.97

00:40:32.980 friggin hot dogs 0.98

00:40:33.820 out of the boiler

00:40:34.580 and give them to people.

00:40:36.200 Yeah that was me.

00:40:36.420 Yeah because otherwise

00:40:36.700 you're just standing around

00:40:37.600 you're wishing you had 0.97

00:40:38.200 some airheads 0.97

00:40:38.800 and you don't

00:40:39.180 everybody wants stuff

00:40:40.580 to get done

00:40:40.980 it's just kind of

00:40:41.600 like it is now

00:40:42.240 it's like nobody

00:40:42.780 wants to do anything.

00:40:44.260 Right it's kind of

00:40:44.660 interesting yeah there

00:40:45.300 really isn't a very

00:40:46.400 strong like

00:40:47.500 it feels like yeah

00:40:49.100 there's not like a

00:40:50.020 young strong right

00:40:51.280 right conservative

00:40:52.340 voice you're like

00:40:53.240 oh I have to do this

00:40:54.460 is that kind of how

00:40:55.760 you got into like

00:40:56.520 being like

00:40:57.060 like being so

00:40:59.500 like adamant?

00:41:00.860 You have to be though

00:41:01.720 we have to combat

00:41:02.440 some of this stuff.

00:41:03.540 Yeah.

00:41:03.960 I've always just been

00:41:04.680 opinionated it's just

00:41:05.400 who I am.

00:41:06.160 Yeah.

00:41:06.280 But I just didn't

00:41:06.960 understand why we

00:41:07.820 as conservatives

00:41:08.620 always apologize

00:41:09.560 for everything

00:41:10.100 that we believe.

00:41:11.060 We're so scared

00:41:12.020 of everybody

00:41:12.560 we don't want to

00:41:13.340 say what we're

00:41:13.960 thinking because

00:41:14.820 we don't want to

00:41:15.240 be labeled

00:41:15.720 we don't want to

00:41:16.080 be called a name

00:41:16.700 oh if you think

00:41:17.300 this you're a racist 0.93

00:41:18.000 if you think

00:41:18.460 that you're

00:41:18.820 intolerant

00:41:19.280 if you believe

00:41:19.720 in border security

00:41:20.540 then you hate 0.96

00:41:21.340 Mexicans.

00:41:21.880 No. 0.97

00:41:22.540 Let's just talk

00:41:23.180 about what our

00:41:23.620 ideas are.

00:41:24.100 Let's shape

00:41:24.520 the narrative.

00:41:25.200 I'd rather be

00:41:25.600 the one that does

00:41:26.220 it than have

00:41:26.700 the other side

00:41:27.560 do it so why

00:41:28.260 are we not doing

00:41:28.780 it?

00:41:28.900 The left does

00:41:29.420 it.

00:41:29.720 You're not going

00:41:30.020 to meet a

00:41:30.380 liberal in

00:41:31.200 California who's

00:41:31.960 going to be

00:41:32.240 embarrassed to

00:41:37.820 you have to

00:41:38.840 meet up in

00:41:39.260 basements at

00:41:39.860 night.

00:41:40.380 You have to 0.99

00:41:40.700 fucking meet 0.99

00:41:41.120 up behind the 1.00

00:41:41.580 Dairy Queen.

00:41:42.840 You know you

00:41:43.140 can't even

00:41:43.720 yeah it seems

00:41:45.240 like it's like

00:41:46.020 yeah but

00:41:48.180 there's yeah I

00:41:50.000 guess it's just

00:41:50.540 yeah I never

00:41:51.160 thought about it

00:41:51.600 like that.

00:41:52.000 Yeah like people

00:41:52.500 if they're

00:41:52.780 conservative they

00:41:53.320 can't really have

00:41:53.840 a voice here.

00:41:54.980 No not in L.A.

00:41:55.900 It's going to

00:41:56.260 change though.

00:41:57.480 It's going to

00:41:57.740 get so bad here

00:41:58.720 that people are

00:41:59.260 going to look at

00:41:59.740 it and say how

00:42:00.180 do we get I

00:42:00.860 would think people

00:42:01.860 would look at

00:42:02.400 this state and

00:42:02.900 say well who's

00:42:03.880 running it?

00:42:05.060 Maybe he's not

00:42:05.780 doing such a

00:42:06.360 great job.

00:42:07.820 Maybe it's time

00:42:08.340 for a change.

00:42:08.940 I don't know it

00:42:09.420 seems like all

00:42:10.120 like it almost

00:42:11.760 seems like

00:42:12.340 like like a

00:42:16.000 lot of times

00:42:16.500 the liberal

00:42:17.060 the liberal

00:42:18.940 world or

00:42:19.520 whatever it's

00:42:20.020 like they'll

00:42:21.080 go to the

00:42:21.580 death being

00:42:22.280 wrong or not

00:42:23.980 wanting to

00:42:24.440 concede any

00:42:25.480 right like

00:42:26.960 right yeah

00:42:27.840 eventually though

00:42:29.400 the people are

00:42:30.020 going to well

00:42:30.700 you know I

00:42:31.280 don't know we

00:42:31.960 got a voter

00:42:32.340 fraud problem

00:42:32.900 we got an

00:42:33.280 illegal immigrant

00:42:33.800 problem who

00:42:35.420 knows what's

00:42:35.820 going to happen

00:42:36.160 to the state

00:42:36.680 but the really

00:42:37.440 rich people

00:42:37.840 even like the

00:42:38.340 really compassionate

00:42:39.240 wealthy rich

00:42:40.400 liberals they're

00:42:41.860 not going to

00:42:42.200 stay here and

00:42:42.620 pay these taxes

00:42:43.300 they're going to

00:42:43.880 live somewhere

00:42:44.440 else for five

00:42:45.240 months a year

00:42:45.940 they're going to

00:42:46.760 pay this they

00:42:47.500 don't want to

00:42:47.920 do this why

00:42:48.620 would anybody

00:42:49.080 want to want

00:42:49.960 to do this even

00:42:50.700 even the liberals

00:42:51.480 that are so

00:42:51.940 compassionate they

00:42:52.720 don't want to

00:42:53.060 give their money

00:42:53.520 to the government

00:42:54.140 come on you're

00:42:55.120 going to get

00:42:55.420 out of here and

00:42:56.460 then we're not

00:42:56.800 going to have

00:42:57.020 much right

00:42:58.120 right because then

00:42:59.020 who's going to

00:42:59.300 pay for everything

00:42:59.960 not the homeless

00:43:01.460 yeah not the

00:43:02.780 illegal immigrants

00:43:03.540 what's left 0.80

00:43:04.880 here we only

00:43:06.100 are able to

00:43:06.720 continue at this

00:43:07.360 pace because we

00:43:08.100 have the tech

00:43:08.660 industry and

00:43:09.120 because we have

00:43:09.660 hollywood people

00:43:10.540 aren't making

00:43:10.820 movies here anymore

00:43:11.520 either why do you

00:43:12.760 think they're not

00:43:13.600 going to deal with

00:43:14.120 all the regulations

00:43:14.760 and how much it

00:43:15.360 costs to make a

00:43:15.920 movie in california

00:43:16.700 anymore they're

00:43:17.100 going to georgia

00:43:17.960 yeah come on

00:43:18.780 nobody's staying

00:43:19.380 here yeah it's

00:43:21.160 interesting i mean

00:43:21.620 i definitely the

00:43:22.300 taxes are definitely

00:43:22.980 egregious it's crazy

00:43:24.900 it makes you think

00:43:25.480 like yeah why can't

00:43:26.260 how can i not go

00:43:26.900 somewhere else um

00:43:28.420 do you so what

00:43:30.240 brought you to live

00:43:30.960 here then i want to

00:43:32.380 save it i want to

00:43:33.160 change it i would

00:43:34.460 think that that

00:43:35.360 could be done if

00:43:36.060 people would wake

00:43:36.680 up and see all the

00:43:37.400 things that are just

00:43:37.960 happening here that

00:43:40.020 that's what brought

00:43:40.520 you to los angeles

00:43:41.320 yeah yeah you have

00:43:42.980 to be able to go

00:43:43.600 somewhere where people

00:43:44.360 don't think like you

00:43:45.180 do that's why i went

00:43:46.140 to school in vegas

00:43:47.320 i lived in texas

00:43:48.740 which is very

00:43:49.280 conservative but

00:43:50.140 still it's changing

00:43:51.000 and i've lived in

00:43:52.160 san diego and now

00:43:53.220 here in la it's like

00:43:54.220 you have to go where

00:43:55.020 people don't think

00:43:56.580 like you do so

00:43:58.500 whenever you came so

00:43:59.920 you came to los

00:44:00.520 angeles and people

00:44:04.060 don't think like you

00:44:04.820 do here

00:44:05.400 you'd be surprised

00:44:08.760 though a lot of

00:44:09.720 people come up to me

00:44:10.420 i'm a conservative

00:44:11.360 yeah they're low-key

00:44:12.520 conservatives oh

00:44:12.960 yeah i can't tell

00:44:13.660 anybody can't tell

00:44:14.620 anybody you can't

00:44:16.120 but they're afraid

00:44:17.200 they'll lose their

00:44:17.920 job i have people

00:44:18.500 that are prominent

00:44:19.220 people in hollywood

00:44:20.160 prominent producers

00:44:21.460 yeah directors

00:44:22.720 everything that are

00:44:23.840 conservative oh

00:44:25.220 people come to me

00:44:25.860 all the time people

00:44:26.500 always think like i'm

00:44:27.180 like running the

00:44:27.840 underground railroad of

00:44:28.880 conservative you know 1.00

00:44:29.800 like i'm the fucking 1.00

00:44:30.760 you know you think it's 1.00

00:44:31.480 a mullet yeah maybe

00:44:32.760 it could be that it

00:44:33.980 could be just the 0.99

00:44:34.580 fucking sheer 0.99

00:44:35.160 amazingness of myself 0.99

00:44:36.340 but it's one of those

00:44:38.040 two things i think but

00:44:39.320 they'll be like hey

00:44:39.760 where's the meeting at

00:44:40.860 like what are you

00:44:41.580 talking about man

00:44:42.980 i think it's a mullet

00:44:44.380 maybe it could be it

00:44:45.360 but yeah people come

00:44:46.340 sometimes and uh

00:44:47.520 it's definitely scary to

00:44:49.180 think that you could lose

00:44:49.980 your job to express a

00:44:51.540 political belief yeah

00:44:52.600 and i think that that's

00:44:53.960 the kind of thing no one

00:44:54.840 should ever have to feel

00:44:55.580 that way you know and

00:44:56.860 that's the thing that

00:44:57.460 makes me just scared

00:44:58.580 sometimes about

00:44:59.520 anywhere someone should

00:45:00.840 never feel that way you

00:45:01.780 know i think you can

00:45:02.360 always you know figure it

00:45:03.360 out and discuss it

00:45:04.180 um i mean i was nervous

00:45:06.060 about even having you come

00:45:06.980 on because i'm like oh

00:45:07.600 well this could be

00:45:08.460 you know it could be

00:45:10.020 it could be i don't

00:45:12.180 know what i was really

00:45:12.800 scared of though that's

00:45:13.700 the thing the fear is

00:45:14.580 like an invisible fear

00:45:15.860 isn't that weird though

00:45:16.400 that we stop doing

00:45:17.280 things that we're worried

00:45:18.080 about what other people

00:45:18.820 are going to think about

00:45:19.720 what we do yeah like i'll

00:45:21.060 tell you this so if i i've

00:45:22.180 had a lot of people on my

00:45:23.320 shows i've gone on other

00:45:24.340 people's shows and i don't

00:45:25.180 worry about how

00:45:25.640 conservatives are going

00:45:26.340 to think of me i don't

00:45:27.660 worry like if i go on

00:45:28.440 with trevor noah on the

00:45:29.480 daily show i'm like oh

00:45:30.340 boy like conservatives

00:45:31.520 aren't going to like me

00:45:32.300 anymore we don't think

00:45:33.620 that way right but the

00:45:34.880 other side is like well

00:45:35.620 what if i if i even have

00:45:37.040 so much as have this

00:45:37.780 person on my podcast

00:45:39.360 or i talk to this

00:45:40.260 person or have a

00:45:41.000 commentary with this

00:45:42.140 person even if i agree

00:45:43.180 with him or disagree with

00:45:44.000 him the entire time

00:45:45.040 just like the the thought

00:45:46.500 of being in the same

00:45:47.260 room people are oh he

00:45:49.440 can't do that you'll

00:45:49.980 offend yeah offend

00:45:50.740 people yeah it's just

00:45:51.680 not a help it's not

00:45:52.520 first of all it's no way

00:45:53.520 to even get forward in

00:45:54.840 anything it's no way to

00:45:55.780 discuss you can't have a

00:45:56.880 discussion unless people

00:45:57.880 are communicating but

00:45:59.120 people don't want to

00:45:59.660 have a discussion on

00:46:00.640 people just want to be

00:46:01.420 right they don't like

00:46:02.120 that they don't like it

00:46:03.080 when the because you

00:46:03.860 know when the truth

00:46:04.380 comes in the door the 1.00

00:46:05.180 bullshit's got to go 1.00

00:46:05.860 out the window so they 1.00

00:46:06.660 don't they don't like

00:46:07.420 that and they might

00:46:07.980 find that you might

00:46:09.080 have more in common

00:46:09.760 like that people would

00:46:10.820 be surprised like van

00:46:11.680 jones and i are actually

00:46:12.560 friends so people would

00:46:14.160 be shocked at that

00:46:15.100 clearly not similar in

00:46:17.300 any other way but it's

00:46:17.980 like we can have a

00:46:18.500 conversation why not

00:46:19.600 trevor nolan i actually

00:46:20.820 are pretty good friends

00:46:21.880 yeah i've had good

00:46:23.380 time i mean i was with

00:46:24.260 chelsea handler we did

00:46:25.220 a whole thing together

00:46:26.340 yeah and she was pretty 0.99

00:46:27.540 cool to me i think

00:46:28.640 she's crazy but she was 1.00

00:46:29.800 pretty cool to me so

00:46:30.760 yeah whatever i was on

00:46:32.180 the view that's how i

00:46:32.920 lost my job being on

00:46:34.560 the view did you

00:46:35.980 um did you do you

00:46:38.740 do you feel like

00:46:39.300 sometimes though that

00:46:39.940 you like you like

00:46:42.700 there's one thing to

00:46:43.300 like kind of share how

00:46:44.120 you feel right and

00:46:45.060 there's another thing

00:46:45.580 like bring the 0.99

00:46:46.680 fucking yeah you got 0.99

00:46:47.680 to bring the fire 1.00

00:46:48.380 yeah you can't say it

00:46:49.640 nicely you don't walk

00:46:50.460 into a room please 0.98

00:46:51.900 when when shit gets 0.85

00:46:53.080 bad here when when 0.99

00:46:54.540 socialism comes

00:46:55.260 knocking on the door

00:46:55.820 because it already is

00:46:56.740 in california when

00:46:57.840 that stuff's starting to

00:46:58.600 come we've got

00:46:59.340 presidential candidates

00:47:00.220 that are talking about

00:47:01.040 you don't need a gun

00:47:02.240 we're gonna come take

00:47:02.960 your guns we want

00:47:03.820 bigger government we

00:47:04.700 want to take more of

00:47:05.720 your tax dollars when

00:47:06.620 that's socialism see

00:47:08.120 what venezuela is like

00:47:09.180 right now like it's not

00:47:09.940 good yeah they're not

00:47:10.680 doing well you can't

00:47:11.620 like walk into a room

00:47:12.400 be like guys i don't

00:47:13.700 think we should let them

00:47:14.560 take our guns no you

00:47:15.400 gotta be like no we're

00:47:16.300 not gonna take our guns

00:47:17.620 we're gonna stand up for

00:47:18.920 ourselves we're gonna be

00:47:19.860 patriotic we're gonna 1.00

00:47:20.640 stand for the fucking 1.00

00:47:21.380 flag we're gonna have 1.00

00:47:23.220 american values that's

00:47:24.260 what we're gonna do you

00:47:24.720 don't can't tiptoe into

00:47:26.220 a room and say that you

00:47:27.160 have to come because

00:47:27.800 that's how they do it

00:47:28.800 right so why are we

00:47:29.920 have to people say that

00:47:31.080 to me all the time well

00:47:31.700 do you think maybe

00:47:32.500 you're like too

00:47:33.080 aggressive a liberal's

00:47:35.000 never apologized for it

00:47:36.060 so why should i have to

00:47:36.940 apologize for it yeah

00:47:38.080 it's such a lot of 0.99

00:47:38.720 bullshit it's like well 1.00

00:47:39.600 you're controversial no 1.00

00:47:41.160 i'm conservative and you

00:47:42.180 don't like it so it's

00:47:42.920 controversial to you

00:47:44.000 right personally i think

00:47:45.680 socialism and trying to

00:47:48.060 get rid of the second

00:47:48.640 amendment and the taxes

00:47:51.620 we pay in this state and

00:47:53.220 letting felons out i think

00:47:54.640 that those things are

00:47:55.380 controversial yeah those

00:47:56.540 those are a much bigger

00:47:58.140 problem yeah a lot of 1.00

00:47:58.940 that shit is scary shit 1.00

00:47:59.920 you know and it's a lot 1.00

00:48:00.900 of stuff yeah that a

00:48:01.500 lot of people they

00:48:02.340 it's interesting how

00:48:03.700 online people are one

00:48:04.840 way and then the the

00:48:06.180 reality of who they are

00:48:07.580 is different you know

00:48:10.020 yeah that people

00:48:11.000 wouldn't actually i can't

00:48:12.440 say people wouldn't say

00:48:13.100 that to my face because

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00:49:58.060 selection simplified who's um

00:50:01.400 who's probably the most handsome

00:50:02.860 politician that you've seen

00:50:04.060 besides that guy i cannot believe

00:50:05.620 you picked that guy paul ryan

00:50:07.480 yeah there's not a lot to choose

00:50:09.600 from what about what about bill

00:50:11.380 clinton no you think he's hand

00:50:13.740 he's handsome he always looks like

00:50:15.940 he has a permanent sunburn and i

00:50:17.460 know that donald trump has a

00:50:18.740 spray tan oh yeah bill clinton

00:50:20.480 always look like his face like

00:50:21.900 he's got a sunburn yeah i could

00:50:24.600 see that a little bit i think

00:50:25.540 he's getting some of that like

00:50:26.600 he's been drinking but he

00:50:27.640 shouldn't be drinking like the

00:50:28.700 doctor told him not to drink

00:50:29.800 anymore and he's still drinking

00:50:30.960 yeah you know he went on a

00:50:32.220 health kick though yeah hillary

00:50:34.240 put him on something it scares

00:50:36.180 me whenever old people get 1.00

00:50:38.540 try to get real healthy because

00:50:39.720 it's like oh this could kill

00:50:40.820 them you know it's like risky if

00:50:42.400 you've done it that long yeah

00:50:44.100 might as well yeah to stay yeah

00:50:46.120 yeah but i mean who else is

00:50:48.060 attractive there are there's not

00:50:51.680 many yeah if you do good-looking

00:50:54.060 male politician it's like gavin

00:50:56.460 newsome and justin trudeau that

00:50:58.360 come up oh justin trudeau

00:50:59.840 oh that's the guy that married

00:51:01.140 his mother is that the guy no but

00:51:03.180 his eyebrows fell off have you ever

00:51:04.780 seen that you need to google that

00:51:06.920 too his eyebrows fell off they did

00:51:08.660 face

00:51:09.040 you need to see you need to see it

00:51:12.900 do you get worried sometimes for

00:51:14.800 yourself like do you get scared

00:51:15.800 being like a like a conservative

00:51:17.900 voice living in la like do you does

00:51:19.360 it like actually you actually get

00:51:21.280 spooked yeah i've been to the

00:51:22.920 police station a few times really

00:51:24.260 some real credible threats but

00:51:25.560 listen i believe in the second

00:51:26.660 amendment so do you have a gun at

00:51:28.240 home of course i do yeah if

00:51:29.740 someone's gonna come into my house

00:51:30.920 they're gonna know who i am and

00:51:31.920 they're not there to just give me

00:51:33.540 their political opinion listen it's

00:51:35.100 not gonna turn out well for me did

00:51:36.920 you write your name on the

00:51:37.800 bullets or no i could see you

00:51:40.960 totally coming out with a line of 0.96

00:51:42.260 bullets

00:51:42.720 no no i i don't think that would i

00:51:46.400 think we can we can collaborate on

00:51:48.100 it if you want

00:51:48.740 but uh i want to go down to the

00:51:51.760 border i know you invited me to go

00:51:52.740 down there i think you need to go

00:51:53.900 i think the agents would really enjoy

00:51:55.780 it

00:51:56.040 i was just down there and tito ortiz

00:51:57.680 came through

00:51:58.200 oh really yeah i served food with

00:52:00.200 him one time at a um at a homeless

00:52:03.100 shelter down here yeah you should

00:52:05.180 come to the border though yeah we

00:52:06.340 go blackhawk you can see the need 1.00

00:52:08.580 for the wall we'll show you where

00:52:10.400 there's no wall we'll show you the

00:52:12.260 wall that's being built

00:52:13.960 you can see that so scary to get like

00:52:16.060 these days it's so scary to get stuff

00:52:17.540 through the news because i feel like

00:52:18.840 the news has become such a place for

00:52:20.580 business as opposed to and it

00:52:22.380 probably always was that's why you

00:52:23.840 gotta go right i when people talk

00:52:25.700 about the border and they've never

00:52:26.660 been to the border when when

00:52:27.820 democrats say like we don't need a

00:52:28.960 wall like i haven't seen you down

00:52:30.760 there like if you're going to our

00:52:32.720 border patrol agents who are saying

00:52:34.000 this is my job and i think we need a

00:52:36.260 wall because this would help us do

00:52:38.040 our job better because a physical

00:52:39.500 barrier would be helpful for us and

00:52:41.420 then you've got nancy pelosi and

00:52:43.260 chuck schumer saying no i we don't

00:52:44.760 need a wall

00:52:45.280 we don't it's like you're directly

00:52:47.520 contradicting the people that do that

00:52:48.720 for a living

00:52:49.180 would you go to a plumber is like i

00:52:50.680 think that's a problem

00:52:51.480 you think you need to fix it this way

00:52:53.060 and be like no you don't know what

00:52:54.020 you're doing man

00:52:54.520 right

00:52:55.100 pretty sure they do that's our

00:52:56.780 yeah well it's like it's crazy to

00:52:58.160 hire people to do something and then

00:53:00.100 to not let them do it you know it's

00:53:01.860 like there's just

00:53:02.440 we've there's so many it's almost

00:53:05.300 like there's too many checks and

00:53:06.480 balances these days in some ways

00:53:08.260 we need checks and balances but it's

00:53:10.280 just

00:53:10.500 you gotta we had an opportunity

00:53:12.680 listen i don't let republicans off

00:53:14.220 the hook either

00:53:14.760 we sat there for two years with all

00:53:16.480 that power

00:53:17.080 where's the wall

00:53:18.320 yeah

00:53:18.840 no

00:53:19.500 is there a wall right now or no

00:53:21.240 yeah there's wall being built i've

00:53:22.360 seen it

00:53:22.680 i've seen it in multiple areas of

00:53:24.880 the border it's being built we need

00:53:26.140 more of it but

00:53:26.940 it's being built

00:53:27.860 huh

00:53:29.020 i wonder if there's gonna be a

00:53:31.580 shit ton of graffiti on it

00:53:33.680 let them 0.95

00:53:34.620 well i think you should put donald

00:53:36.180 trump's face right on the side of 0.85

00:53:37.260 that wall

00:53:37.680 just have him looking right at you

00:53:39.300 come on over

00:53:40.240 come try it

00:53:41.060 come try it

00:53:42.060 that's what i put on put it on

00:53:43.420 both sides i don't care

00:53:44.300 wow

00:53:44.940 put donald trump on that

00:53:46.000 put him on that wall

00:53:47.020 put nancy on that wall you want 1.00

00:53:48.420 you want people to stay away

00:53:49.380 put hillary on that wall 1.00

00:53:50.680 hilarious hillary and donald are

00:53:52.760 starting to look like each other

00:53:53.960 look google right now i mean uh

00:53:56.080 yeah i've seen that meme

00:53:56.840 yeah

00:53:57.280 yeah

00:53:57.660 google donald and michael moore

00:53:59.500 right now

00:54:00.140 there's a picture of them they put

00:54:03.100 up yesterday

00:54:03.480 no i don't think so

00:54:03.980 michael moore

00:54:04.820 just wait

00:54:05.700 no they don't look alike

00:54:07.080 there's a picture they put up

00:54:07.900 yesterday

00:54:08.400 and i saw it and they really

00:54:11.800 look alike

00:54:12.440 no

00:54:14.340 come on

00:54:15.240 getting close

00:54:16.880 getting close

00:54:17.680 no come

00:54:18.240 hillary looks more like

00:54:19.500 trump then

00:54:20.580 hillary and donald are

00:54:21.180 starting to look similar

00:54:21.780 they look more similar than

00:54:23.360 michael moore

00:54:24.400 that's such an insult

00:54:25.800 are you excited for the

00:54:27.240 with the uh

00:54:28.660 election looming again

00:54:29.640 are you excited because like

00:54:30.800 it's more of a

00:54:31.500 it's more of a

00:54:32.220 vibrant time

00:54:33.620 where

00:54:33.800 where like you're going to be

00:54:34.920 able to get more like

00:54:35.820 into things

00:54:36.700 are you looking forward to

00:54:37.740 that

00:54:37.900 it's been like that since

00:54:38.540 2016

00:54:39.140 things were boring before that

00:54:40.840 but things are all

00:54:41.580 things are exciting every

00:54:42.440 single day with this

00:54:43.120 president

00:54:43.480 yeah

00:54:43.840 but it's going to be

00:54:44.400 i like the debates

00:54:45.280 did you watch the hillary

00:54:46.280 trump debates

00:54:46.920 yes

00:54:47.520 see those were great

00:54:48.440 yeah

00:54:48.940 whoever we get this time

00:54:49.880 it's going to be even

00:54:50.700 better

00:54:51.020 biden right now

00:54:52.440 i would feel bad for him

00:54:53.860 like can you imagine

00:54:54.700 i just cannot believe

00:54:56.440 i just hope that everybody

00:54:57.720 keeps getting older and it

00:54:58.840 keeps getting weirder 1.00

00:54:59.520 i want to see a fucking 0.99

00:55:00.360 swimsuit section of the 0.99

00:55:01.860 debates that's what i want

00:55:02.740 to say i want to see it get

00:55:03.800 really really weird you know

00:55:05.520 no

00:55:07.520 no i'm thinking i think

00:55:09.460 that's a no

00:55:09.880 well did you watch the

00:55:10.860 debate where trump like 0.89

00:55:11.920 he's a troll king 0.87

00:55:13.260 yeah 0.97

00:55:13.660 where he had bills accusers

00:55:15.480 in the front row of that

00:55:16.440 debate

00:55:16.800 oh yeah

00:55:17.440 that's crazy huh

00:55:18.480 that's so

00:55:20.300 it's so crazy how like

00:55:22.100 um

00:55:22.700 do you think they really

00:55:24.800 had beef though

00:55:25.780 because it seemed like

00:55:26.420 before that they're all

00:55:27.320 on the same

00:55:28.000 they're all running around

00:55:29.200 the same world

00:55:30.040 here we got a question

00:55:30.820 let me know if you can

00:55:32.140 hear this from the

00:55:32.700 headphones

00:55:33.040 okay

00:55:33.420 hey tommy i just have

00:55:35.720 one question

00:55:36.400 do you ever see

00:55:37.700 uh comedians

00:55:38.840 do you go to uh

00:55:39.840 comedy shows

00:55:40.680 and listen to

00:55:41.980 our boy theo

00:55:43.180 ever

00:55:43.640 or other

00:55:44.900 individuals

00:55:45.600 so i need to go see

00:55:47.960 one of your shows

00:55:48.580 but you have them

00:55:49.280 places that i'm scared

00:55:50.180 to go to

00:55:50.840 really

00:55:51.200 yeah

00:55:51.800 i have to

00:55:52.460 wear my

00:55:53.680 i have a

00:55:54.360 alexandria ocasio

00:55:55.260 cortez uh

00:55:56.240 costume an aoc costume

00:55:57.540 i have to wear that

00:55:58.160 maybe

00:55:58.440 oh wow

00:55:59.920 yeah no it would be

00:56:00.900 bad because you're

00:56:01.600 not going to perform

00:56:02.300 unless you're going to

00:56:02.740 perform in like

00:56:03.220 hermosa then we got a

00:56:04.260 comedy club in hermosa

00:56:05.240 they have a comedy

00:56:05.740 club down there

00:56:06.340 you gotta come through

00:56:07.260 i'll have to come

00:56:07.720 through my safe space

00:56:08.560 yeah

00:56:08.800 but you know what

00:56:09.220 are you familiar with

00:56:10.000 ben glebe

00:56:10.780 yeah

00:56:10.980 so ben used to be a

00:56:11.960 really good friend of

00:56:12.600 mine

00:56:12.800 i had ben on

00:56:14.320 i i vouched for him

00:56:15.480 to come on fox nation

00:56:16.960 and do our post debate

00:56:17.780 coverage a couple months

00:56:18.780 ago

00:56:19.080 vouch for him

00:56:19.920 he's obviously democrat

00:56:20.700 he's running for president

00:56:21.680 yeah i saw that

00:56:22.520 yeah yeah

00:56:22.840 so i vouched for him

00:56:24.980 to come do this

00:56:26.040 we get to the end of the

00:56:27.240 coverage he freaks out 1.00

00:56:28.680 says this is bullshit 1.00

00:56:30.060 pulls his mic out 1.00

00:56:31.120 and walks out the room

00:56:32.140 like dude

00:56:33.420 you're seriously

00:56:34.280 i vouch for you

00:56:35.320 to come on here

00:56:36.120 he does that to me

00:56:36.800 and he starts tweeting 0.99

00:56:37.760 mean shit about me 0.99

00:56:38.740 like what i do to you 1.00

00:56:40.060 we were friends 0.93

00:56:41.140 weird shit happens 0.92

00:56:42.820 telling you 0.98

00:56:43.720 maybe he was just

00:56:44.600 trying to get like a

00:56:45.580 his moment

00:56:46.640 a moment

00:56:47.120 he's trying to get a

00:56:47.860 moment

00:56:48.140 yeah

00:56:48.380 hunting moments

00:56:49.040 yeah

00:56:49.240 that was his moment

00:56:49.920 it's so wild

00:56:50.540 how it's become

00:56:51.320 such a moment thing

00:56:52.700 um

00:56:53.400 you know it's like

00:56:55.020 that's one thing i liked

00:56:55.660 about seeing bernie

00:56:56.560 on uh rogan

00:56:57.720 was and i know that

00:56:59.280 other politicians

00:56:59.940 i know that yang

00:57:00.780 was on there

00:57:01.240 i gotta check some

00:57:01.920 of them out

00:57:02.120 i haven't listened

00:57:02.680 to all of them

00:57:03.160 but um

00:57:04.400 but i felt like

00:57:05.960 that's why i think

00:57:06.520 bernie would get

00:57:07.220 the nomination

00:57:07.580 because people for

00:57:08.180 the first time

00:57:08.600 got to hear him

00:57:09.640 just talk you know

00:57:11.300 it was like you

00:57:12.020 almost got to know

00:57:12.760 him a lot better

00:57:13.460 people say the same

00:57:14.340 thing about hillary 1.00

00:57:15.120 on um

00:57:16.020 howard stern

00:57:17.060 that it was just

00:57:17.960 the first time

00:57:18.500 you got to hear her

00:57:19.300 be like a regular

00:57:20.060 person without a

00:57:20.920 script

00:57:21.360 and it was actually

00:57:22.420 kind of interesting

00:57:23.280 you know

00:57:24.060 yeah no i think

00:57:24.440 they should all do

00:57:24.980 that

00:57:25.240 yeah

00:57:25.600 i think they should

00:57:26.220 invite trump on

00:57:27.060 let him talk too

00:57:27.880 yeah

00:57:28.380 but he kind of

00:57:29.020 does it on his own

00:57:29.660 he probably doesn't

00:57:30.200 need the the help

00:57:31.660 yeah well it's funny

00:57:32.760 it's like the only

00:57:33.520 it's almost like

00:57:34.480 sometimes i don't

00:57:35.660 think senior citizens

00:57:36.380 should be allowed

00:57:36.820 on twitter i think

00:57:37.640 there should be like

00:57:38.260 a cutoff i think

00:57:39.280 it would just help

00:57:39.860 them all you know

00:57:41.100 like um but

00:57:42.700 sometimes that's his

00:57:43.440 only news sources

00:57:44.400 or the only way

00:57:45.060 that he can say

00:57:45.820 how can you get it

00:57:46.260 out you know

00:57:46.900 they're not going

00:57:47.260 to cover it

00:57:47.820 they're not going

00:57:48.460 to cover money

00:57:49.000 or they're going

00:57:49.600 to distort it so

00:57:50.300 thank god for twitter

00:57:51.160 and facebook and

00:57:52.420 all the places he

00:57:53.200 can live stream his

00:57:54.100 stuff because otherwise

00:57:54.780 he wouldn't be

00:57:55.800 president he couldn't

00:57:56.500 get his message out

00:57:57.360 yeah so that's

00:57:58.480 that's the beauty

00:57:59.680 when you're not

00:58:00.680 politicking what do

00:58:01.640 you like to like

00:58:02.260 what is i'm trying

00:58:03.480 to just see who

00:58:04.180 like you know

00:58:06.500 i just wish you

00:58:07.400 to have more fun

00:58:07.920 at that prom you

00:58:08.780 know

00:58:09.040 uh i travel a lot

00:58:12.120 for work i mean

00:58:12.840 i work a lot but

00:58:13.820 i enjoy what i do

00:58:15.060 so it's not all

00:58:16.240 i do a lot for law

00:58:17.360 enforcement like i

00:58:17.940 love law enforcement

00:58:18.600 i love military i

00:58:19.500 love our border patrol

00:58:20.220 so i do a lot with

00:58:21.100 them have you seen

00:58:21.960 a new show called

00:58:22.500 flint town no

00:58:23.780 it's on netflix

00:58:24.760 it's really good

00:58:26.040 okay it's just

00:58:27.000 about like a police

00:58:27.640 department in flint

00:58:28.440 okay so you get

00:58:29.600 to like see flint

00:58:30.460 and stuff like that

00:58:31.600 yeah i will watch

00:58:32.660 that is it real

00:58:33.580 social justice

00:58:34.220 warrior-y though

00:58:34.940 it's not too bad

00:58:36.040 okay because i

00:58:36.740 can't i can

00:58:37.180 not handle that

00:58:38.120 i stopped watching

00:58:38.880 the kardashians

00:58:39.540 when they started

00:58:39.960 doing that

00:58:40.520 and any show

00:58:41.360 they start doing

00:58:41.940 that i'm like

00:58:42.380 i can't even

00:58:42.820 watch it anymore

00:58:43.540 yeah some definitely

00:58:45.520 over the past couple

00:58:46.060 years a lot of

00:58:46.640 things ridiculously

00:58:47.480 got kind of

00:58:48.100 political you know

00:58:48.900 it just like made

00:58:49.780 it made some

00:58:50.660 entertainment kind 0.98

00:58:51.300 of dumb you know 0.99

00:58:52.100 um but that's 1.00

00:58:53.920 why i think one

00:58:54.520 thing like podcasting

00:58:55.460 became bigger is

00:58:56.020 because people can

00:58:56.980 just talk you know

00:58:58.300 they can just have

00:58:58.960 a conversation

00:58:59.520 let's get another

00:59:00.360 question that came

00:59:00.980 in here's a guy

00:59:02.960 right here oh did

00:59:03.500 you ever see any

00:59:04.120 other comedians we

00:59:04.880 didn't ask you do

00:59:05.560 you have comedians

00:59:06.120 that you like or

00:59:06.740 why um i don't go

00:59:09.080 because i'm scared

00:59:09.980 but i used to love

00:59:10.880 chelsea chelsea

00:59:12.140 handler i used to

00:59:12.840 love like that was

00:59:13.460 my favorite show

00:59:14.020 chelsea lately on

00:59:14.740 e i watched it every

00:59:15.440 single night my

00:59:16.200 favorite wow yeah i

00:59:17.840 love chelsea

00:59:18.340 yeah and then it

00:59:19.080 got again it got

00:59:19.940 weird well she got

00:59:21.320 i mean she just got

00:59:22.120 real political yeah

00:59:23.140 see and then that

00:59:24.040 that what was that

00:59:25.020 that netflix show

00:59:25.820 yeah that was

00:59:26.880 she wasn't funny 0.53

00:59:27.560 anymore she was she

00:59:28.980 lost being funny a

00:59:29.720 while ago i think

00:59:30.540 but chewy yeah

00:59:32.440 all right rp chewy

00:59:33.640 died yeah that's sad

00:59:35.820 i watched that show

00:59:36.940 all through high

00:59:37.400 school yeah yeah

00:59:38.700 it's a good show

00:59:39.820 let's get this

00:59:40.500 question here hey

00:59:41.460 tommy hey theo uh

00:59:43.160 john here uh from

00:59:44.620 new jersey and uh big

00:59:46.820 fan of both ears and

00:59:47.720 i had a quick

00:59:48.460 question for tommy um

00:59:51.060 i saw you went and

00:59:52.200 saw morgan whaling a

00:59:53.220 couple months ago on

00:59:54.260 uh on instagram and

00:59:55.620 i wanted to see what

00:59:57.100 your opinion was who's

00:59:58.640 got the better mullet uh

01:00:00.460 theo or morgan

01:00:02.000 he's right told you and

01:00:04.200 he dm'd me too when he's

01:00:05.420 like i love theo i was

01:00:06.300 like you need to be on

01:00:06.960 the podcast and he said

01:00:08.120 well he needs to invite

01:00:09.060 me i said i'm gonna

01:00:09.600 hook it up i'm gonna

01:00:10.160 pitch it there he is oh

01:00:11.600 wow look at that

01:00:12.200 beautiful cut huh i'm

01:00:13.800 telling you he needs to

01:00:14.640 be on we have similar

01:00:15.640 shoulders too look at

01:00:16.520 his shoulders kind of

01:00:18.220 very nice yeah that's

01:00:19.800 his aesthetic did you

01:00:20.720 meet him yeah he's a

01:00:21.640 good friend of mine yeah

01:00:22.920 i'm gonna go see him in

01:00:23.700 dallas next week you

01:00:24.560 are yeah but you're

01:00:25.120 going to europe so you're 0.80

01:00:25.980 kind of out of luck but

01:00:26.840 yeah yeah i'm out of

01:00:28.220 luck right now you need

01:00:29.080 to let me see a little

01:00:29.820 bit yeah we got to hear

01:00:30.760 more about morgan

01:00:31.460 whaling who has a

01:00:32.300 better mullet do you

01:00:32.920 think i don't really

01:00:33.740 have a mullet i have

01:00:34.500 long hair you have a

01:00:36.000 mullet it's a mullet it's

01:00:37.580 like a definitive mullet

01:00:38.540 oh whatever you guys

01:00:39.720 don't know how to live

01:00:40.360 what do you think a

01:00:40.880 mullet is i think a

01:00:42.180 mullet is something

01:00:42.980 that's really really

01:00:44.180 more like um look at

01:00:48.360 mullet

01:00:49.040 here we go like this

01:00:54.920 here's a filipino guy

01:00:56.420 right here with one how

01:00:57.340 is that different or

01:00:58.200 semi-korean this guy but

01:01:00.120 here's the thing is that

01:01:00.940 a mullet yeah that's a

01:01:03.180 mullet is anything that's

01:01:04.600 shorter in the front and

01:01:05.420 longer in the back okay a

01:01:06.980 big stair step the big

01:01:09.300 thing is called the

01:01:10.300 skullet and that's when

01:01:11.340 you have no hair in the

01:01:13.440 front and still have long

01:01:15.200 hair what about rat

01:01:15.920 there's a skullet right

01:01:16.620 there happened to rat

01:01:17.820 tails remember that yeah

01:01:18.960 my brother has one a

01:01:19.960 couple of kids in south

01:01:20.580 dakota they got a rat

01:01:21.480 tail i'm like what is

01:01:22.460 this my brother has one

01:01:23.680 i don't know what did

01:01:24.380 you have your hair like

01:01:24.920 when you were when you

01:01:25.580 were a kid i mean nothing

01:01:28.000 creative yeah nothing

01:01:29.500 weird did you do

01:01:30.380 pigtails did you do

01:01:31.500 something what'd you do

01:01:32.220 do you do barrettes sure

01:01:34.480 you did yeah there was

01:01:35.980 just the normal kid stuff

01:01:37.400 you know i never do a

01:01:38.040 headband you know it a

01:01:39.660 headband i had a

01:01:40.440 headband yeah i did the

01:01:41.940 whole the whole 90s

01:01:43.060 thing okay you know the

01:01:44.600 whole 90s situation did

01:01:46.980 you walk with your book

01:01:47.840 bag on the front or the

01:01:48.820 back what do you mean

01:01:50.140 the front some people

01:01:51.040 put it on the front

01:01:51.680 so people don't steal

01:01:52.520 their stuff that must be

01:01:53.540 a california thing we

01:01:54.420 don't have to worry about

01:01:55.100 that in south dakota we

01:01:56.480 were always on the back

01:01:57.760 man you always you make

01:02:00.880 everything political

01:02:02.200 it is political i don't

01:02:05.400 it's so hard you get 1.00

01:02:06.820 your ass kicked in south 1.00

01:02:07.980 dakota you walk around 1.00

01:02:08.700 with a backpack in the

01:02:09.780 front that's like people

01:02:11.040 that carry like the

01:02:11.700 babies in the front come

01:02:13.340 on i saw someone lax 0.99

01:02:14.820 the other night no shit 0.99

01:02:16.480 with a little backpack in 0.97

01:02:18.160 the front i'm like what

01:02:18.960 are you worried about

01:02:19.800 dude well he's worried

01:02:21.160 pickpockets he's worried

01:02:22.440 about your friend what's 0.88

01:02:23.320 his name oh rich or tony

01:02:25.240 rich or tony sneaking in

01:02:27.240 there he died i think

01:02:28.300 digging there in the back

01:02:29.320 well we don't talk about

01:02:30.240 him then he's no it's

01:02:32.380 fine he's the other one i

01:02:33.800 mean that's definitely an

01:02:34.920 la thing that's because

01:02:35.940 you people do that so

01:02:36.840 stuff doesn't get stolen

01:02:38.200 yeah not gonna steal in

01:02:40.280 south dakota i mean not

01:02:41.140 that people don't steal

01:02:42.160 right but there's not

01:02:43.040 that many of us there so

01:02:43.980 you can pretty much figure

01:02:44.760 it out right and there's

01:02:45.700 a little bit more yeah

01:02:46.740 there's a little bit more

01:02:47.660 i think in in places like

01:02:49.480 that there's a little bit

01:02:50.200 more like rural justice

01:02:51.800 kind of that happens you

01:02:52.900 know right there's a

01:02:53.640 little bit more like okay

01:02:54.660 uh someone's not gonna go

01:02:57.300 do that because they know

01:02:58.560 they're gonna suffer a

01:02:59.300 consequence people are

01:03:00.320 armed we just saw that in

01:03:01.840 texas but like in

01:03:02.840 california you do

01:03:03.660 something to somebody 1.00

01:03:04.360 we're gonna stab you 1.00

01:03:05.140 with their needle but 1.00

01:03:06.160 what is the average person

01:03:07.080 gonna do give you like a

01:03:08.460 good talking to yeah you

01:03:10.220 know nothing tweet about

01:03:11.820 it glitter yeah glitter

01:03:14.000 bombs in your face or

01:03:15.800 what uh let's get one or 0.88

01:03:18.140 two more questions before

01:03:19.040 you leave you have

01:03:19.760 morgan on though i mean i

01:03:21.200 would love to have morgan

01:03:22.120 on i'm telling you're

01:03:23.320 gonna set it up yeah i'm

01:03:23.960 gonna set it up i want

01:03:24.640 master p on i'll set that

01:03:26.260 up too you will yeah i got

01:03:27.560 the i got all the any of

01:03:28.880 the rappers you know who

01:03:30.540 do you want who was like

01:03:32.880 my ultimate person that i

01:03:33.940 would like to kaepernick

01:03:35.140 really percent yeah it

01:03:37.940 just needs to happen yeah

01:03:39.340 have you seen like

01:03:40.180 interesting have you seen

01:03:40.800 my kaepernick video i

01:03:42.140 haven't seen it you have

01:03:43.460 to watch it 70 75 million 0.87

01:03:45.600 views on that sucker yeah

01:03:47.120 yeah people were so in 0.84

01:03:48.720 it people were so heated

01:03:49.980 about the kaepernick thing

01:03:51.100 you have to watch it

01:03:51.920 sometime do you think that

01:03:53.460 he was that person or do

01:03:55.440 you know 100% not 100% he

01:03:58.760 was pissed i'm gonna tell

01:04:00.020 you the story i get fired

01:04:00.980 up about this okay he was

01:04:02.460 pissed you've heard up

01:04:03.160 about a lot that's okay

01:04:04.460 that's good it's

01:04:05.420 interesting moments you

01:04:07.320 know you have some yeah

01:04:08.380 you have some chill

01:04:08.880 moments i have some chill

01:04:09.660 moments but tell you what

01:04:10.860 happened with the

01:04:11.360 kaepernick okay he got

01:04:12.640 put on the bench blaine

01:04:14.080 gabbert became the starter

01:04:15.200 so he was over in the

01:04:16.440 corner pissing he thought

01:04:17.380 what can i do what can i

01:04:18.800 do oh i know i'll make

01:04:19.740 this i'll make this a

01:04:20.940 social justice warrior

01:04:21.760 moment for myself and

01:04:23.320 then i'll start kneeling

01:04:24.160 and sitting on the it's

01:04:24.840 like you didn't do it

01:04:25.700 when you were the starter 1.00

01:04:26.620 you did it when your ass 1.00

01:04:28.380 was on the bench yeah and 1.00

01:04:29.880 now it's just a it's a

01:04:30.980 joke it's just his now

01:04:32.460 he's his workout and

01:04:33.860 stuff do you think what

01:04:35.720 i heard was that he was

01:04:36.540 dating a girl yeah who

01:04:38.140 who told him who really

01:04:39.600 got into yeah like hey

01:04:40.800 listen you need to you

01:04:42.000 now you're kneeling for

01:04:42.940 oppression you weren't

01:04:44.220 oppressed all these years

01:04:45.800 you weren't oppressed

01:04:46.380 when you were making

01:04:46.960 19 million dollars you

01:04:48.220 weren't oppressed but

01:04:48.900 now all of a sudden

01:04:49.500 you're on the bench you

01:04:50.760 know they're probably not

01:04:51.520 gonna you're not gonna

01:04:52.800 give you what you want

01:04:53.440 not gonna renew your

01:04:54.140 contract and then then

01:04:55.540 you become oppressed yeah

01:04:57.160 what they do need you do

01:04:59.480 have to like um but some

01:05:02.120 of the outrage some

01:05:03.240 outrage stuff it helps

01:05:05.100 shine a light on things

01:05:06.600 i think sometimes it

01:05:07.540 doesn't do a great job i

01:05:09.960 think how is kneeling for

01:05:11.080 the anthem how does that

01:05:13.540 agree i don't know if that

01:05:14.480 was the most i think yeah

01:05:15.920 i think the bigger thing

01:05:16.960 was just like you know

01:05:19.760 people need to look at how

01:05:21.000 black people are treated in 0.70

01:05:22.140 america i think that would 0.59

01:05:23.080 it would have just been

01:05:23.740 better to have some organized

01:05:26.100 way or you know or just

01:05:27.400 some other way of doing

01:05:28.380 that but i think i think

01:05:30.320 it did its job i just think

01:05:32.660 that it was a little it

01:05:34.460 was just it wasn't

01:05:35.560 organized real i don't

01:05:36.620 know if but who knows if

01:05:37.740 they had that plan from the

01:05:38.980 beginning who knew that it

01:05:40.100 would spawn such a thing 0.91

01:05:41.300 you know such a fervor of

01:05:43.160 people like you know that

01:05:44.320 um that people need to

01:05:47.000 think about the way that

01:05:47.820 they look at and treat 0.54

01:05:48.840 black people you know

01:05:50.200 yeah but for the like for

01:05:51.960 the flag and saying that

01:05:52.880 this country is a horrible

01:05:54.540 country it oppresses people 0.98

01:05:55.720 like what what are you

01:05:56.440 trying to advance there

01:05:57.360 you're also looking at a

01:05:58.600 game where in here where

01:06:00.100 you have black people and

01:06:01.800 white people playing

01:06:02.480 together black people and

01:06:03.720 white people watching at

01:06:05.140 home in the stands you 0.52

01:06:06.340 oh yeah nobody nothing

01:06:07.580 yeah i'll go to people

01:06:08.760 together and you you

01:06:09.580 wanted to use something to

01:06:10.640 divide people and and

01:06:12.080 especially an activity like

01:06:14.200 sports that really brings

01:06:15.360 people together when we

01:06:16.360 talked about how this

01:06:16.980 country is less divided

01:06:17.840 than people would have you

01:06:18.660 believe that's the kind of

01:06:20.200 stuff that divides people

01:06:21.500 it's like not the place for

01:06:22.860 it if you want to go have a

01:06:23.880 rally or you want to have

01:06:25.480 your activism or whatever

01:06:26.640 you have to do it in the

01:06:27.900 place where people are

01:06:28.620 getting along and people

01:06:29.540 are coming together over

01:06:30.980 sports and love of country

01:06:32.780 that's just an american

01:06:33.720 thing and you you want to

01:06:35.020 make that about you and

01:06:36.400 your little moment where

01:06:38.000 you hate this country no no

01:06:41.220 i don't have no time for

01:06:42.300 that do you think that um

01:06:45.120 do you think there do you

01:06:47.500 have like a is there like an

01:06:49.520 end goal to like because the

01:06:53.020 conflict can just the

01:06:53.940 discussion of conflict can

01:06:55.400 just go on forever like do

01:06:57.200 you feel like you have like

01:06:58.320 an end like a place where

01:07:00.780 it's like okay now i'll be

01:07:02.140 happy well i think trump

01:07:03.480 being elected just showed

01:07:05.040 people that there's a lot of

01:07:06.060 power in the forgotten

01:07:07.820 american so that was the

01:07:09.120 first hurdle but now it's

01:07:10.620 just it's not i don't ever

01:07:11.760 want to change someone's

01:07:12.860 mind that's not the goal of

01:07:14.100 what i do is to get rid of

01:07:15.680 liberals and make everyone

01:07:16.620 conservative i don't think

01:07:17.560 everyone should be

01:07:18.300 conservative i think there's

01:07:19.280 a nice balance in this

01:07:20.280 country of liberals and

01:07:21.620 conservatives that's how

01:07:22.420 it's always been but the

01:07:23.620 problem is that the liberals

01:07:24.660 started to silence

01:07:25.540 conservatives conservatives

01:07:26.800 got scared to stand up for

01:07:28.100 their beliefs and then

01:07:29.120 pretty soon you're just

01:07:29.840 being overrun and those 1.00

01:07:30.840 are the values the loudest

01:07:31.880 voice in the room is the

01:07:33.240 one that makes the

01:07:33.820 decisions and that's not

01:07:34.680 just in politics but it's

01:07:35.640 in corporate america it's

01:07:36.440 in everything so you have

01:07:37.360 that one person that says

01:07:38.360 now anybody who disagrees

01:07:39.860 with me is a racist and a 0.85

01:07:40.940 bigot then pretty soon

01:07:42.040 people just stop saying

01:07:42.940 something then we lose

01:07:44.200 this country it descends

01:07:45.620 into madness so that's

01:07:48.280 that's the the result i

01:07:49.680 want to get is not

01:07:50.400 agreement it's just

01:07:51.840 respecting other people's

01:07:53.000 opinions and for

01:07:53.720 conservatives to just get a

01:07:54.800 backbone which we did in

01:07:56.660 2016 we're going to again

01:07:58.020 in 2020 but it can't just

01:07:59.640 live and die with trump

01:08:00.440 you can't just have trump

01:08:01.740 eventually he's going to be

01:08:02.760 gone and we're going to

01:08:03.860 need somebody else that's

01:08:04.900 going to be able to rile

01:08:05.520 people up but it shouldn't

01:08:06.500 just be that one person if

01:08:08.500 you're a liberal i don't

01:08:09.280 care i talk to liberals all

01:08:10.320 the time i have a lot of

01:08:10.920 friends who are liberals

01:08:11.640 don't agree with me a lot

01:08:12.560 of things a lot of

01:08:13.220 conservatives who

01:08:13.820 don't agree with me and a

01:08:14.600 lot of my beliefs we can

01:08:16.060 still talk yeah but until

01:08:17.400 we get to that place my

01:08:18.400 job isn't done so you

01:08:20.420 just got to get pissed off

01:08:21.220 about it and they're not

01:08:21.880 going to take my guns tell

01:08:22.800 you that i know i know i

01:08:24.240 know you said that i know

01:08:25.220 that i know that you think

01:08:26.120 that i know that no they

01:08:28.200 don't ever take anybody's

01:08:29.480 guns i mean there's just 0.99

01:08:30.320 too many fucking guns you 0.99

01:08:31.580 could never get all the 1.00

01:08:32.840 guns dude if you tried to

01:08:34.800 get set even if you try to

01:08:36.440 go door to door and get

01:08:37.280 70 guns it would take you

01:08:38.540 probably a year yeah two

01:08:39.960 years maybe to get 70 guns

01:08:41.300 you can never and there's

01:08:42.160 there's hundreds of

01:08:42.960 millions of guns um can

01:08:44.860 you do any dance moves or

01:08:45.860 not can you do any i can

01:08:47.600 yeah i'm not gonna do

01:08:48.460 them right now no i don't

01:08:49.400 want you but i can yeah

01:08:50.080 no i you can i like rap

01:08:51.400 music i tell you that yeah

01:08:52.480 yeah i do there's a

01:08:53.680 different would you ever

01:08:54.800 go to did you used to

01:08:55.680 ever go to the club were

01:08:57.000 you like i had a yeah oh

01:08:58.340 yeah i went to school in

01:08:59.740 vegas did you ever date

01:09:00.980 any black guys in vegas or

01:09:02.100 no no because i dated that 0.98

01:09:04.080 oh yeah baseball player and

01:09:05.540 then that was pretty much

01:09:06.360 and then i dated a mormon

01:09:07.260 after that oh wow yeah

01:09:09.360 yeah that's pretty yeah

01:09:11.100 um what does this guy have

01:09:14.940 nick hey tommy hey theo

01:09:16.660 hope you guys are doing

01:09:17.620 well so my question is um

01:09:20.360 from what i see on the

01:09:21.440 internet um there's a lot

01:09:23.660 of hate surrounded with uh

01:09:25.340 tommy's name and just in

01:09:27.240 general um a lot of racist

01:09:29.780 comments about her a lot of

01:09:31.180 just horrible things said

01:09:32.580 about her and um i just

01:09:34.940 wanted to know how do you

01:09:36.340 deal with that like how do

01:09:37.580 you deal with um all this

01:09:39.000 negativity and continue to

01:09:40.480 like put out content and

01:09:42.040 be just a positive person

01:09:43.640 thank you okay bro that

01:09:46.040 was nice yeah nice young

01:09:48.440 man there seemed like a

01:09:49.440 nice man he has a hand you

01:09:50.500 can see his hand in the

01:09:51.400 video yeah there's at

01:09:52.660 least one hand when

01:09:55.420 responding to his question

01:09:56.700 i don't really care what

01:09:57.960 people think about me that

01:09:59.160 i that i don't have

01:09:59.980 respect for if they say

01:10:01.180 nasty things i just don't

01:10:02.320 have respect for it so why

01:10:03.460 would why would i let that

01:10:04.260 bother me like if i was

01:10:05.460 gonna let everything that

01:10:06.400 people called me and said

01:10:07.400 about me bother me i

01:10:09.240 wouldn't do what i do

01:10:10.400 live in a hole yeah

01:10:12.040 that's just i now when

01:10:13.820 you bring it up i got

01:10:14.460 all these the game went

01:10:15.620 after me you know the

01:10:17.500 game the old rapper

01:10:18.300 right but also you're

01:10:19.500 kind of an easy target

01:10:20.660 right for yeah i mean i

01:10:22.780 think it's an easy win

01:10:23.760 for them yeah it's an

01:10:24.600 easy win it's an easy

01:10:25.760 win but who really wins

01:10:27.200 right you know nobody

01:10:28.720 nobody ever wins in a

01:10:30.120 twitter war no first of

01:10:31.220 all ever i mean twitter

01:10:32.880 is most of twitter is 0.99

01:10:34.360 fucking people i think who 0.99

01:10:35.360 are not even working and 1.00

01:10:36.460 just yelling about

01:10:37.540 they're definitely not

01:10:38.860 working there's no it's

01:10:40.160 absolutely become

01:10:41.400 unbelievable how yeah

01:10:44.220 but people that that's

01:10:45.980 why i worry about the

01:10:47.380 younger generation because

01:10:48.180 they get all their

01:10:48.640 validation off of

01:10:49.380 instagram and the things

01:10:50.500 that people say about

01:10:51.180 them or don't say about

01:10:52.020 them right so it's more

01:10:52.720 what people think of how

01:10:53.860 you are yeah it's more

01:10:55.020 about the idea than it is

01:10:57.120 about the reality yeah

01:10:58.520 people will go places i'm

01:10:59.800 sure you see it all the

01:11:00.480 time too they they're

01:11:01.520 there just for the

01:11:02.400 instagram photo or

01:11:03.520 they're there just to say

01:11:04.380 they were there but

01:11:05.000 they're not really there

01:11:06.220 or they're not really

01:11:06.760 they don't even really

01:11:07.300 want to be there yeah

01:11:08.360 they're doing things to

01:11:09.180 get likes and validation

01:11:09.960 if they don't get that

01:11:11.100 then they feel like

01:11:12.080 they're less of a

01:11:12.680 person that's we're

01:11:14.920 getting into a real bad

01:11:16.040 spot with with young

01:11:17.260 people in social media

01:11:18.420 like well just because

01:11:19.800 it's so like at that

01:11:21.620 point there you're just

01:11:22.520 a victim of kind of

01:11:23.620 whatever as long as

01:11:24.540 you're going to look a

01:11:25.280 certain way as long as

01:11:26.400 everybody looks it

01:11:27.340 way it almost becomes

01:11:28.260 like that black mirror

01:11:29.100 episode where it was

01:11:30.780 like as long as you

01:11:31.540 behaved a certain way

01:11:32.460 to people then they

01:11:33.840 liked you and it

01:11:34.640 reflected like an

01:11:35.400 actual social score

01:11:36.660 that you kept and you

01:11:37.440 had to keep a certain

01:11:38.160 level yeah so people

01:11:39.540 are not being

01:11:39.960 themselves right so

01:11:40.900 that's another thing i

01:11:41.640 want to inspire i think

01:11:42.360 you do that a lot too

01:11:43.140 that's why you have a

01:11:43.740 fan base that you have

01:11:44.580 is you inspire people

01:11:45.300 just be yourself

01:11:45.920 whatever that is just

01:11:47.520 be that and if they

01:11:49.680 don't like it do you

01:11:51.280 really care i mean do

01:11:52.300 i do i really care what

01:11:53.300 these people say or

01:11:54.700 think about me no it

01:11:55.880 doesn't really affect

01:11:56.540 me yeah they don't as

01:11:58.040 long as i'm not paying

01:11:58.800 my bills doesn't really

01:12:00.760 affect me yeah what they

01:12:01.840 think about me or what

01:12:03.000 they say about me it's

01:12:03.980 like they're taking the

01:12:05.080 time out of their day

01:12:05.760 to say something nasty

01:12:06.720 yeah that kind of 0.97

01:12:07.380 stuff's ridiculous some 0.99

01:12:08.200 of that shit's just 1.00

01:12:08.840 fucking like get a life 1.00

01:12:10.100 don't you feel like you 1.00

01:12:10.980 kind of won when people

01:12:11.960 say that it's like you

01:12:12.720 took i say sometimes i

01:12:14.000 respond to people on my

01:12:15.000 instagram they'll say

01:12:15.760 like you're you're this

01:12:16.940 or you're so irrelevant

01:12:17.960 like you came on my

01:12:19.220 page you looked at my

01:12:20.820 picture and you went to

01:12:21.780 comment you took time

01:12:22.720 out of your life to say

01:12:23.500 something about me

01:12:24.700 clearly i'm getting to

01:12:26.180 you in some way right

01:12:27.060 so i i win i still won

01:12:28.820 yeah yeah i think it's

01:12:30.740 interesting like uh

01:12:31.820 yeah some girl

01:12:33.260 messaged me and she's

01:12:34.160 like oh i can't have

01:12:35.060 i i can't communicate

01:12:36.240 with you if these are

01:12:37.280 the type of guests

01:12:37.880 you're gonna have on

01:12:38.600 you know and it just

01:12:39.780 made me feel like oh

01:12:40.840 that's so i just felt

01:12:42.620 bad for her you know

01:12:43.860 kind of it just felt

01:12:44.960 like i don't know i

01:12:47.600 just it's kind of scary

01:12:49.040 how i don't know it's

01:12:54.020 it's it's scary how

01:12:55.040 like it's so easy for us

01:12:58.100 to just like what we

01:13:01.080 like and also just to

01:13:02.400 get served only that by

01:13:04.100 like algorithms and

01:13:05.260 stuff now it's like you

01:13:06.380 can stay in a world where

01:13:07.400 you never know anything

01:13:08.500 else exists you know

01:13:10.000 like you can be a new

01:13:10.540 england patriots fan and

01:13:11.800 you've clicked on a

01:13:12.320 couple of things a

01:13:12.980 sweatshirt or something

01:13:13.920 you think about buying

01:13:14.600 and next thing you know

01:13:15.780 on your facebook feed

01:13:17.160 for the rest of your

01:13:17.960 life is just you think

01:13:19.420 everything's about

01:13:19.980 julian edelman you know

01:13:21.040 what i'm saying like the

01:13:21.780 entire world because

01:13:22.920 that's what they're

01:13:24.060 feeding you you know so

01:13:25.660 it's really i mean it

01:13:26.680 makes sense kind of how

01:13:27.460 people are just really

01:13:28.320 kind of one way or the

01:13:30.160 other these days or a

01:13:31.080 lot of people are because

01:13:32.480 that's all they're

01:13:33.180 getting fed you know

01:13:34.320 people also feel more

01:13:35.640 comfortable when they

01:13:36.280 can put somebody in a

01:13:37.160 box yeah same thing with

01:13:38.420 me and coming out and

01:13:39.200 saying what i did about

01:13:40.000 being pro-choice like

01:13:41.020 well we thought you were

01:13:41.820 conservative now you're

01:13:42.700 saying something that

01:13:43.280 doesn't fit the mold

01:13:44.220 right get back in your

01:13:45.200 box that makes people

01:13:46.020 really uncomfortable when

01:13:47.600 you're just a free

01:13:48.200 thinker and you just do

01:13:49.640 what you want to do and

01:13:50.600 you think the way you

01:13:51.300 actually think people

01:13:52.620 don't like that it's

01:13:53.240 like you got to be here

01:13:53.940 you got to be here do

01:13:55.120 you think but do you

01:13:56.080 think like moving

01:13:56.680 forward that we're headed

01:13:57.460 towards having hopefully

01:13:58.340 more political parties

01:13:59.600 having things be a little

01:14:00.580 bit more diverse in that

01:14:01.800 space like it's got it's

01:14:03.760 it's a little crazy to

01:14:04.860 think with how how things

01:14:07.920 aren't just one way or

01:14:08.900 the other a lot of times

01:14:10.060 that there that there

01:14:12.520 should be more options

01:14:13.780 that are real options you

01:14:15.540 know i think you have

01:14:16.400 that with the individual

01:14:17.240 the thing that i worry

01:14:18.240 about people say we need

01:14:19.040 more a more of a party

01:14:20.020 system well they have the

01:14:20.900 same thing they have

01:14:21.680 that in europe it

01:14:22.360 doesn't doesn't

01:14:23.240 necessarily change

01:14:24.200 things it just makes

01:14:24.980 elections more

01:14:25.680 complicated but people

01:14:27.000 are so lazy now that

01:14:28.000 they don't even research

01:14:29.240 things as it is can you

01:14:30.880 imagine if we actually

01:14:31.640 had to take the time to

01:14:32.660 research multiple parties

01:14:33.940 with multiple candidates

01:14:35.440 and try to make a

01:14:36.420 majority like no people 0.99

01:14:38.020 just need to it's easy

01:14:39.420 to say that people just

01:14:40.440 need to be more active

01:14:41.180 in what they're voting

01:14:41.960 for and learning and

01:14:43.360 stop trying to please

01:14:44.760 people just do it what

01:14:45.900 you think is right yeah

01:14:47.140 and i think less

01:14:48.300 government i don't

01:14:49.420 think there's a person

01:14:50.020 other things i think

01:14:51.160 government should be

01:14:51.800 bigger and control more

01:14:53.160 of what we do it's

01:14:54.240 scary i don't think

01:14:55.660 that you know whether

01:14:56.320 you agree with all the

01:14:57.240 tenets of conservatism or

01:14:58.500 donald trump you don't

01:14:59.160 have to i don't but i

01:15:01.380 think we can agree that

01:15:02.140 we know how to best spend

01:15:03.700 our money better than

01:15:05.020 the government better

01:15:06.100 than people in dc well

01:15:07.800 yeah i mean the

01:15:08.200 government look how

01:15:08.660 look at even the

01:15:09.220 national debt i mean the

01:15:10.240 government hasn't done 0.99

01:15:11.440 the best fucking job 0.98

01:15:12.720 that's why sometimes when 0.99

01:15:14.040 you know when they appeal

01:15:15.480 to like poor people or

01:15:16.760 something like we're

01:15:17.400 going to help you and

01:15:18.020 stuff it's like you

01:15:18.880 guys been saying this

01:15:19.820 forever and not it

01:15:22.300 just i don't know i

01:15:24.020 think it's interesting

01:15:24.640 to see when people go

01:15:26.140 against the norm you

01:15:27.280 know to try that's why

01:15:28.740 that's one reason why i

01:15:29.520 think kanye is

01:15:30.100 interesting because he's

01:15:30.980 just you know i don't

01:15:33.380 really know where his

01:15:34.180 political views lie

01:15:35.260 really but he's trying

01:15:36.680 to buck the system he 0.84

01:15:37.980 might be a psychopath as 0.99

01:15:39.320 well but yeah he's 1.00

01:15:40.340 trying to be fucking as 0.97

01:15:42.660 brave as you can be the 0.98

01:15:44.340 easiest thing to be is

01:15:45.440 exactly what is most

01:15:48.020 comfortable yeah no i

01:15:50.180 think we all need to get

01:15:51.200 out of the box don't let

01:15:52.740 anyone yeah we all need

01:15:53.800 to be um uh to me

01:15:55.920 laran and move to out

01:15:56.780 los angeles there's a

01:15:59.400 one to end on there's a

01:16:00.640 one question end on and

01:16:01.520 we're getting out of

01:16:02.060 here

01:16:02.280 what's up guys this is

01:16:06.000 alan calling in from new

01:16:07.160 york i got a question for

01:16:09.000 you tommy i know you got

01:16:10.620 some strong viewpoints

01:16:11.680 that get people pretty

01:16:12.760 riled up i was just

01:16:14.660 wondering your thoughts

01:16:15.460 on baby billy running

01:16:16.840 through the house with

01:16:17.620 the pickle in his mouth

01:16:18.840 oh that's righteous

01:16:20.420 gemstones have you seen

01:16:21.220 that no what no i

01:16:23.240 didn't quite hear what

01:16:24.260 he even said what can

01:16:25.080 you run through the

01:16:25.720 house with a pickle in 0.94

01:16:26.540 his mouth baby billy

01:16:27.380 can you bring up a

01:16:27.780 picture of uh uncle

01:16:29.200 baby billy you haven't

01:16:31.000 seen the righteous

01:16:31.420 gemstones no oh you

01:16:32.860 would love it it's really

01:16:34.100 good pickles though you

01:16:34.880 do yeah oh big pickle

01:16:36.520 fan you are yeah it's a

01:16:38.860 great food really there's

01:16:40.480 no calories in a pickle

01:16:41.520 did you know that yeah

01:16:43.440 man where would they

01:16:44.140 put a calorie in there

01:16:45.300 if you open a pickle up

01:16:47.460 there's no place even

01:16:48.220 for a calorie in it

01:16:49.360 that's uncle baby billy

01:16:51.380 right there okay he

01:16:52.600 looks i'm just not

01:16:53.560 he's one of a kind

01:16:56.320 dude he's probably one

01:16:56.780 of the top six or

01:16:57.520 seven hundred men that's

01:16:58.280 ever been alive i'll

01:16:59.440 have to look into that

01:17:00.540 oh yeah you would love

01:17:01.700 this guy he um yeah

01:17:03.940 the show's called

01:17:04.420 righteous gemstones

01:17:05.500 yeah i'll take i'll take

01:17:07.840 a look at that it's

01:17:08.680 really good all the

01:17:10.260 people that sent me

01:17:11.240 you play soccer

01:17:11.940 growing up no soccer

01:17:13.240 is a communist sport

01:17:14.300 okay it is well it

01:17:18.820 is one of those sports

01:17:19.620 every time you hear

01:17:20.440 about a sport where

01:17:21.100 people got killed after

01:17:22.140 the game because they

01:17:22.820 lost it's always soccer

01:17:24.660 bro it's never

01:17:26.040 something else it's

01:17:27.900 just a real it's also

01:17:28.640 like really fragile

01:17:29.580 sport yeah i think

01:17:31.240 yeah i think it's very

01:17:32.260 it's a very fragile

01:17:33.120 sport don't you think

01:17:36.660 yeah i feel like if you

01:17:37.760 bump into the guy they

01:17:38.660 call a foul yeah i

01:17:40.100 don't think it's a man's

01:17:41.120 sport it just doesn't

01:17:42.200 seem very manly to me

01:17:43.680 yeah at all i'm not

01:17:45.300 no i've never been a

01:17:45.960 fan of soccer i think

01:17:46.820 it's yeah it's it's

01:17:48.140 boring you know growing

01:17:49.480 up if you have to have

01:17:50.700 a sport there's not

01:17:51.560 actual bleachers you

01:17:53.020 got to bring your own

01:17:53.940 chair there's already a

01:17:55.240 problem think about it

01:17:56.980 you see those parents

01:17:57.940 especially in south

01:17:58.580 dakota you see parents

01:17:59.440 sitting out there and

01:18:00.020 they're unfoldable

01:18:01.380 chairs like freezing

01:18:02.460 watching their kids

01:18:03.240 like yeah pretending

01:18:03.920 like their kids 0.99

01:18:04.440 fucking good dude 0.99

01:18:05.540 and they're thinking 0.99

01:18:06.000 another soccer game

01:18:07.240 yeah no that's

01:18:08.460 hilarious um

01:18:10.240 tell me learn thank

01:18:12.200 you so much for coming

01:18:12.920 thanks for having me

01:18:14.200 hopefully you don't get 0.99

01:18:14.880 too much shit 0.99

01:18:15.440 yeah no i mean i have 1.00

01:18:17.580 no idea you know like

01:18:18.960 uh we have all kind of

01:18:19.980 people in here and

01:18:20.820 you're welcome back

01:18:21.480 we're gonna go to the

01:18:22.660 border oh yeah it's

01:18:23.760 true you're gonna have

01:18:24.420 morgan wallen on too

01:18:25.320 i haven't had morgan

01:18:26.280 wallen on yeah dude

01:18:27.360 yeah you're like the

01:18:27.960 student council president

01:18:28.640 you're like look some of 1.00

01:18:29.760 this shit make it happen 0.99

01:18:30.640 yeah we just do this 1.00

01:18:31.840 shit yeah i just 0.99

01:18:32.900 you're gonna pay me a 0.99

01:18:33.680 little bit i'm a

01:18:34.180 capitalist end of the

01:18:34.980 day i'm gonna have a

01:18:36.000 cut of the rev share

01:18:37.760 deal here okay i'll

01:18:38.900 bring you a lot of

01:18:39.480 good people yeah yeah

01:18:40.800 okay i'll send him

01:18:42.260 i'll be the middle man

01:18:42.960 i'll be the pimp i like

01:18:44.380 this yeah i like this

01:18:46.400 um do you think that

01:18:47.600 women should be allowed 1.00

01:18:48.500 to be able to sell 0.86

01:18:49.120 themselves sexually if 0.90

01:18:50.060 they want to

01:18:50.580 we don't have to talk

01:18:53.720 about that no i don't

01:18:54.640 i don't know i mean i

01:18:55.860 wouldn't take it out

01:18:56.240 we're good where we

01:18:56.800 were oh yeah i said

01:18:59.000 pimp we can end it on

01:18:59.840 that i mean i would

01:19:01.120 just go in vegas so

01:19:01.980 that's everywhere but oh

01:19:03.380 yeah it's true popular in

01:19:04.400 vegas yeah then they

01:19:05.260 get trafficked like

01:19:06.080 people aren't actually

01:19:06.740 wanting people aren't

01:19:07.540 actually trafficked that

01:19:08.540 much there's so much

01:19:09.460 less trafficking going on

01:19:10.720 when they really say it's

01:19:11.300 not bumper to bumper with 1.00

01:19:12.520 fucking hookers you know 1.00

01:19:13.620 it's like occasionally 1.00

01:19:15.100 there's a hooker you know 1.00

01:19:17.020 and some are being kind of 0.93

01:19:18.240 mismanaged i think there's

01:19:20.300 definitely a middle like

01:19:21.160 kind of a and then

01:19:22.580 sometimes i think um

01:19:24.120 every now and then

01:19:25.780 though somebody's being

01:19:26.540 taken advantage of

01:19:28.140 traffic yeah yeah

01:19:29.720 sometimes they just make

01:19:30.580 them work yeah yeah

01:19:32.200 sometimes just a lazy 1.00

01:19:33.180 hooker no no no like 1.00

01:19:34.960 work traffic not sex

01:19:36.640 trafficking but just they

01:19:37.500 traffic people to work on

01:19:38.480 farms and oh yeah

01:19:40.380 labor oh yeah there is

01:19:41.720 more there's a little bit

01:19:42.860 of slavery going on a

01:19:44.360 little yeah but i wonder

01:19:45.400 where it's at i wonder

01:19:46.120 what states have still have

01:19:47.220 a little bit of slavery in

01:19:48.160 them well the people are

01:19:49.500 getting traffic to work

01:19:50.420 here to work in

01:19:51.800 agriculture yeah like

01:19:53.340 avocados there's a lot

01:19:54.800 of avocado slaves basically

01:19:56.200 almond milk oh dude 1.00

01:19:58.300 squeezing the fucking 1.00

01:19:59.440 almonds it's gotta stop 1.00

01:20:01.200 uh time and learn

01:20:03.500 thank you so much

01:20:04.300 thank you

01:20:05.520 now i'm just floating on

01:20:08.380 the breeze and i feel i'm

01:20:10.220 falling like these leaves i

01:20:12.280 must be cornerstone

01:20:15.380 oh but when i reach that

01:20:19.460 ground i'll share this

01:20:20.960 peace of mind i found i can

01:20:23.280 feel it in my bones but it's

01:20:27.980 gonna take a little time for

01:20:33.660 me to set that parking

01:20:35.060 break and let myself on

01:20:37.900 wine shine that light on me

01:20:42.520 i'll sit and tell you my

01:20:47.220 stories shine on me and i

01:20:55.220 will find a song i will sing

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This Past Weekend with Theo Von - January 06, 2020

Tomi Lahren ｜ This Past Weekend #253

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