Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - February 26, 2023


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In this episode of Sunday Uncensored, we discuss the term "loose pussy energy" and what it means to women, and why it's a bad thing. Plus, we have a new segment called "The Best Conversation I've Ever Done" hosted by our good friend Sergio.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
00:00:04.000 Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com, and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show.
00:00:15.000 If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com.
00:00:20.000 Now, enjoy the show.
00:00:22.000 I think we're live.
00:00:30.000 We're still working out the kinks and how to make this streamlined.
00:00:35.000 So for the time being, we're working out the kinks.
00:00:38.000 But we've got this funny clip that I want to talk about.
00:00:41.000 And I guess everyone's still in the bathroom because we're working out the kinks. 0.99
00:00:45.000 But welcome to the Members Only section at TimCast.com.
00:00:48.000 We're going to be setting up the Discord for you all to chat in real time and to call into the show so that the Members Only is actually a bit more a bit more special.
00:00:57.000 So I'm really excited for that.
00:00:59.000 But in the meantime, we'll just get into talking about shenanigans and whatnot.
00:01:04.000 And I will start by playing a clip for all of you guys, if I can figure out how to do it.
00:01:08.000 There we go!
00:01:09.000 Look at that.
00:01:10.000 See, I don't have the fancy buttons that Surge has.
00:01:12.000 I just have the actual terminal here.
00:01:15.000 But I'm gonna play this clip for you guys, and then we'll talk about it. 0.96
00:01:18.000 Big dick energy. 0.98
00:01:21.000 I don't like this term big dick energy or small dick energy because everyone's about body positivity, right? 0.99
00:01:27.000 How are we going to talk about men who have desirable characteristics have big dicks and men who have undesirable characteristics. 0.99
00:01:36.000 have small p****s. There are some wonderful men with small p****s and some terrible men with big p****s. Women can willy-nilly throw out big d*** energy, small d*** energy. 1.00
00:01:45.000 If I started throwing out loose p**** energy as a term to describe someone that was undesirable in some way, I would get cancelled. 1.00
00:01:58.000 But loose p**** energy, bro, you get in trouble, you say that shit. 0.99
00:02:02.000 There's other terms to use. 1.00
00:02:04.000 Cavernous vag energy?
00:02:09.000 Step it up.
00:02:09.000 Let's go.
00:02:09.000 Look at their faces.
00:02:11.000 You know, he makes a really good point.
00:02:12.000 Everybody loves it.
00:02:13.000 He makes a really good point.
00:02:15.000 What's wrong with saying cavernous vag energy?
00:02:18.000 You know, I mean, this is the thing with feminists. 1.00
00:02:21.000 They can dish it, but they can't take it. 1.00
00:02:22.000 It's that meme where they're shoveling shit over the wall. 0.99
00:02:25.000 It's like opinions and the walls of the internet. 0.99
00:02:27.000 And then when people throw shit back, they're like, help misogyny. 0.97
00:02:29.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm absolutely adding that to my lexicon. 0.99
00:02:33.000 Like, that is my new retort.
00:02:34.000 Anytime someone's coming at me sideways who's a female, like, cavernous vag energy right there. 1.00
00:02:40.000 Oh, you got some loose pussy energy going on. 1.00
00:02:43.000 That's what he said. 1.00
00:02:44.000 But, like, tight pussy energy's not real. 0.99
00:02:49.000 I disagree. 0.99
00:02:50.000 That's a very real thing, Ian.
00:02:52.000 What does it indicate?
00:02:52.000 Just, like, strong core strength or something?
00:02:56.000 I don't know how it happens, but it happens.
00:02:58.000 It means that we do our kegels.
00:03:00.000 Yes, exactly.
00:03:01.000 That's what that means.
00:03:02.000 I was gonna let her say it.
00:03:04.000 I don't know.
00:03:05.000 I mean, I actually think the guy might be kind of wrong, actually. 0.99
00:03:08.000 There's a reason why people say big dick and small dick energy. 0.97
00:03:10.000 And it's a reference to insecure guys. 0.99
00:03:13.000 Yeah.
00:03:14.000 And it's like the loose veg thing doesn't really reference a woman's behavior.
00:03:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:03:20.000 Like, I'm not saying I completely disagree with the guy.
00:03:23.000 Like, he's got a point about body shaming people.
00:03:25.000 Like, you can't be a feminist and be all like, fat people are okay and you should eat ice cream and then make fun of people for their bodies. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Like, you can't have it both ways.
00:03:32.000 In fairness, I don't really know what women are working with. 1.00
00:03:35.000 So, like, you could have a woman who's got a loose... Make titty energy. 1.00
00:03:38.000 Yeah.
00:03:38.000 Oh, big titty.
00:03:39.000 That's a better one.
00:03:39.000 You're right.
00:03:40.000 That's a big one.
00:03:41.000 Itty bitty titty energy. 1.00
00:03:42.000 If it was a tight vagina and it made a guy cum fast, like that was the benefit as a guy. 1.00
00:03:47.000 You fuck for five seconds. 1.00
00:03:48.000 You're like, ah, would that be good? 1.00
00:03:50.000 Would that even give a girl confidence? 0.98
00:03:51.000 Wouldn't that be like a bad thing?
00:03:52.000 That's a bad thing.
00:03:54.000 You want to last.
00:03:55.000 Gentlemen, you want to last.
00:03:56.000 Yo, Sergio's back.
00:03:57.000 He can press buttons for us.
00:03:59.000 Sergio missed the best conversation.
00:04:01.000 This is the least family-friendly show we've ever done.
00:04:04.000 I was gonna do a segment on this for my TimCast News, because it's culture commentary, and then I was like, I don't think I can say this stuff on YouTube. 0.83
00:04:11.000 He censored the, it is kind of annoying in the clip, he censors the word dick. 0.98
00:04:15.000 And it's like, come on, dude, you can say dick. 0.99
00:04:20.000 I'm gonna add loose pussy energy to my lexicon when I am dragging the 19th Amendment Yeah, there you go. 1.00
00:04:28.000 The 19th Amendment. 0.99
00:04:30.000 I think the fact that they would censor Dick on this is some real loose pussy energy. 1.00
00:04:33.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:34.000 Cavernous vag energy. 1.00
00:04:35.000 Loose pussy being... Some small titty energy. 1.00
00:04:37.000 I can't take it anymore.
00:04:38.000 Like what's the...
00:04:40.000 Because I'm confident.
00:04:41.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:04:42.000 I want to say, look.
00:04:43.000 He is like really trying to make this make sense.
00:04:45.000 No, no, listen, listen, listen.
00:04:46.000 This guy's funny, right?
00:04:47.000 But I actually, I actually do want to push back on his stance.
00:04:51.000 He is poking fun at this body positivity wokeness. 0.98
00:04:54.000 But if we are trying to be real and talk about how men and women are different, then there's a reason why there's a phrase big dick and small dick energy. 0.98
00:05:02.000 Because men and women are different. 0.98
00:05:04.000 Men have different social behaviors.
00:05:06.000 Men are insecure about different things. 0.96
00:05:07.000 So like, him trying to say, you know, loose pussy energy, it's not the same thing. 0.99
00:05:12.000 Women are very, very different. 1.00
00:05:14.000 So the argument he's making, while funny, actually is very, like, woke.
00:05:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:05:20.000 Like, hey, you know, body positivity, and we can't say this about women. 0.98
00:05:22.000 It's actually like, nah, I think you can insult guys.
00:05:25.000 I'm fine with it, I don't care. 0.99
00:05:26.000 But I also have big dick energy, so. 0.97
00:05:29.000 And here's the reality, like, women, If a woman hits a guy, he can hit her back, he can defend himself, but generally guys should try to, you know, not- Not do that. 0.98
00:05:38.000 Yeah, not do that.
00:05:39.000 De-escalate.
00:05:40.000 I mean, because like, it's not all guys, and this is the thing.
00:05:43.000 Some guys might be like scrawny five foot tall.
00:05:46.000 So we're saying on average with guys being bigger than women, if a woman is, you know, acting a fool or something, the guy should not Treat her the same way you would treat a guy. 0.69
00:05:55.000 If a guy is walking up to you, like flexing, and he might hit you, and he gets too close to you, you hit him.
00:06:02.000 Because you're allowed to do that, if they get within your personal space.
00:06:04.000 Like if he's menacingly coming up to you.
00:06:06.000 If a woman's doing it, you might wanna back up. 1.00
00:06:08.000 Depends on the woman. 1.00
00:06:09.000 If it's like a six foot four, you know, woman, or if it's like Brittany Griner or something, you might wanna be like, go get the fuck away. 1.00
00:06:14.000 Like, you're big, you could hurt me. 0.99
00:06:15.000 But the issue is, in general, on average.
00:06:18.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 I actually had a really scary story.
00:06:21.000 Sad, but since it's not a million people on YouTube, I'll say.
00:06:25.000 My brother, who I moved to Florida to be with because he was suffering with mental illness, he came charging at me.
00:06:29.000 And like any random dude on the street had done that, I would have just swung at him.
00:06:33.000 But because it's my brother and I love him, I just shoved him.
00:06:36.000 And I don't even know why I brought that up.
00:06:39.000 I just wanted to get it off my chest.
00:06:40.000 It's just scary when you have a sibling who's dealing with it.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, it happened to me once.
00:06:43.000 What happened?
00:06:44.000 Was that the end of it with you guys?
00:06:46.000 No, I had to call the cops because he was so unhinged that I was afraid that I was going to have to incapacitate him to get him to stop.
00:06:54.000 My brother, one time, I was playing on the Super Nintendo.
00:06:57.000 He was on the couch.
00:06:57.000 He started kicking me.
00:06:58.000 I was like, give me the controller, dude.
00:06:59.000 Give me the controller.
00:07:00.000 I was like, please, I'm playing.
00:07:01.000 I'm playing.
00:07:02.000 Stop, Max.
00:07:02.000 And he kept kicking.
00:07:03.000 So I was bullied at school a bit.
00:07:06.000 So I snapped and I jumped on him and then got him in a chokehold and started choking him out.
00:07:11.000 I've never really choked anyone out, but I was cutting off his carotid artery.
00:07:14.000 I was trying to cut him off. 1.00
00:07:15.000 Trying to make him fear, and I told him, I'm gonna kill you now. 1.00
00:07:18.000 Now you're gonna, this is it for you. 0.99
00:07:20.000 And I wanted him to think he was gonna die. 1.00
00:07:22.000 And then my dad came in and was like, get the fuck off him! 1.00
00:07:25.000 What the fuck! 1.00
00:07:26.000 Stop! 1.00
00:07:27.000 And Max got up and he was screaming, I'm gonna fucking kill you! 1.00
00:07:29.000 I'm gonna kill you! 1.00
00:07:30.000 And he threw him out of the house, my dad threw him out of the house. 1.00
00:07:32.000 He never fucked with me again after that. 0.99
00:07:34.000 That's awesome. 0.97
00:07:36.000 I'll read some of these comments.
00:07:37.000 Christopher Van Unen says, tight butthole is the gender neutral term. 0.58
00:07:42.000 Yes. 0.97
00:07:42.000 That was workaholics. 0.97
00:07:48.000 Shannon Mullen says big clit energy. 1.00
00:07:51.000 Is it more about the clit? 1.00
00:07:53.000 Isn't one step down from a big clit an undersized dick? 1.00
00:07:56.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:56.000 Well, trust me. 1.00
00:07:57.000 I don't know any guy out there. 0.99
00:07:58.000 I'm sure there's some, but I don't, most guys don't want a big clit. 1.00
00:08:02.000 Lynch Mob says as soon as I tuned in, Ian says tight vagina. 1.00
00:08:06.000 Let's go! 0.99
00:08:08.000 So someone asked, uh, Miguel says, what is the future of chat?
00:08:12.000 We just got the members only live stream up and running.
00:08:14.000 The future of chat is going to be a private discord that you can chat in all day.
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00:09:24.000 So if you're a member, there'll be like the members lounge.
00:09:26.000 And then maybe we'll create some kind of like, I don't know, different lounges for different things.
00:09:33.000 Like if we have an event or something.
00:09:34.000 But then there can be the voice chat room that we can actually bring in and play you talking on the show for select people in certain moments or whatever.
00:09:43.000 So if you're a member, basically you can chat all day.
00:09:45.000 Then we pull up the Discord during the live show and you just chat in there.
00:09:48.000 You don't gotta go to Chicken City or anything like that.
00:09:50.000 But anyway, back to the, what were we talking about? 1.00
00:09:53.000 We were talking about big dicks and tight vaginas? 1.00
00:09:55.000 Yes. 1.00
00:09:55.000 And loose buttholes. 1.00
00:09:56.000 Large clits. 1.00
00:09:57.000 And loose buttholes. 1.00
00:09:58.000 Big tits, yep. 1.00
00:09:59.000 I think... Pete Buttigieg suffers loose buttholes. 1.00
00:10:03.000 But that's like, you're in serious trouble if you do, because you need to wear a diaper or something. 0.95
00:10:07.000 Yeah, tight butthole and loose butthole are bad. 1.00
00:10:10.000 You want a medium butthole. 0.99
00:10:11.000 What? 1.00
00:10:13.000 I'm pretty sure you want your butthole to be tightly closed to hold in your feces. 1.00
00:10:16.000 That's too much stress. 1.00
00:10:17.000 Like, not tight tight.
00:10:18.000 You know, you want it to be a little...
00:10:19.000 You're saying, like, clench so hard. 1.00
00:10:23.000 You don't want it to bleed when you take a shit. 0.99
00:10:27.000 Redrumax says, sounds like a dating app for members. 0.99
00:10:29.000 Oh, the app is coming.
00:10:30.000 Red rock Red Bull guy over red rum ax says sounds like a dating app for members. Oh the app is coming
00:10:39.000 I think the app is done actually Yeah, and I think we're just we're
00:10:44.000 I think we're uploading it now.
00:10:47.000 I would treat it like a beta for the first week or two.
00:10:52.000 But you can't sign up with the app.
00:10:54.000 You can only sign up on the website, but you can log in on the app.
00:10:57.000 That's cool.
00:10:57.000 Because if you sign up through Apple, they charge you a ridiculous amount of money.
00:11:04.000 Unless we just make it like a $15 if you sign up through the phone or something, which is like, I don't know.
00:11:09.000 Because people probably would say they didn't care and they would do it anyway.
00:11:11.000 But I think the app is done.
00:11:12.000 I think we uploaded it.
00:11:14.000 Have it so that they can download it from TimCast.com.
00:11:16.000 I'll see it right when they land.
00:11:17.000 And on Android.
00:11:18.000 Yeah.
00:11:19.000 For Apple, it'll redirect you.
00:11:21.000 But then you'll be able to listen to the show with your phone suspended in sleep or whatever.
00:11:24.000 You can plug Yeah, that's some real cavernous badge energy there, Apple.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, so, right? 0.93
00:11:31.000 John L says the butthole has to be tight but not clenched. 0.98
00:11:35.000 It's a very different show now that we're doing it live. 0.94
00:11:37.000 This is my favorite thing ever.
00:11:39.000 Did you guys see that viral video of the woman trying to lift weights? 1.00
00:11:42.000 And the barbell pins her down and she's like... Bro, it's so fucked up. 0.99
00:11:49.000 She turn out okay after that? 0.99
00:11:50.000 I don't know, but she's like squirming and you can see her stomach going up and she's trying to breathe through her stomach. 1.00
00:11:57.000 She was filming herself, right?
00:11:58.000 She propped the camera down and was filming it, so there was nobody there to help her.
00:12:01.000 Right, but she wasn't doing the thirst trap thing with the super tight booty pants and twerking or whatever. 1.00
00:12:07.000 She was doing a bench press in a private area.
00:12:11.000 It's like, okay, if she wants to film herself, I got no beef with that.
00:12:14.000 I'm not gonna be mad at her about this. 0.97
00:12:15.000 But I think some woman's gonna die. 1.00
00:12:18.000 Oh yeah.
00:12:19.000 Plenty of men have died from bench press accidents where it just drops and it hits their throat.
00:12:25.000 I'd want a spotter.
00:12:26.000 Nah, it's not going to happen anymore.
00:12:28.000 Dudes are done with it.
00:12:30.000 It's funny because we've done a bunch of segments. 0.93
00:12:32.000 We've done like three or four about how men don't want to help women anymore because you're a creep. 0.92
00:12:37.000 Yeah.
00:12:38.000 All right, ladies, you're on your own. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Sorry, Josie.
00:12:40.000 I don't care what the social mores say.
00:12:43.000 If I see a woman who's suffocating because she lifted more weight than she was supposed to, I'm going to pick it up off her. 1.00
00:12:48.000 Famous last words.
00:12:50.000 We're going to see a video of Clint lifting like a 500 pound weight.
00:12:56.000 His arm, yeah, she's like, she's purple.
00:12:59.000 His muscles rip and he's like, and he falls down and his arm is like bleeding, the skin's torn.
00:13:04.000 And then he starts doing one handed CPR. 1.00
00:13:06.000 She comes back to life and she goes, I did not ask to be touched you motherfucker! 1.00
00:13:11.000 Yo, if that's how I got to go out, I'll take it. 1.00
00:13:13.000 One second, man, okay. 0.99
00:13:16.000 You know, part of me is like, I'm watching all this shit, and it's so depressing how just like, society's so fucking broken. 0.99
00:13:23.000 Yeah, dude. 0.99
00:13:23.000 You open a door for a woman, excuse me, I don't need you to hold the door for me. 0.99
00:13:26.000 What's hard is there's, you know, 50% of women are pretty, well, I'd say even less, probably like 30% now, like, I'm totally fine with chivalry. 0.84
00:13:33.000 I love it.
00:13:35.000 But there's women who are like, you don't need to do that for me. 1.00
00:13:38.000 And I don't agree with them, and a lot of women, you know, the 30% or whatever, don't agree with them, but we're all gonna get screwed now. 0.56
00:13:45.000 I think the good news is that the women that have the more feminist mindset are less likely to procreate, so like their ideology will eventually die out. 1.00
00:13:52.000 I think that's good.
00:13:53.000 That is actually really positive.
00:13:55.000 I like that optimism.
00:13:56.000 I mean, we've talked about it.
00:13:58.000 They're more likely to abort their kids and neuter and spay their kids. 1.00
00:14:02.000 And they also don't want to start families in the first place, so it's like, So they might have one kid?
00:14:05.000 So let me ask you though, because conservatives are trying so hard to save liberals.
00:14:10.000 And I'm just like, shouldn't conservatives tell the liberals to spay and neuter their kids?
00:14:16.000 It's tough because we are dealing with a depopulation problem when it comes to government and economics. 0.98
00:14:23.000 But at the same time, I actually tweeted out last week, and I got a lot of shit from the libertarians, but I stand by it. 0.99
00:14:27.000 Stop telling the woke to reproduce. 1.00
00:14:29.000 Like, don't encourage them to do it.
00:14:31.000 Just don't, just don't encourage them.
00:14:32.000 But we want to save the kids, because the kids are innocent.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, the kids are victims in this.
00:14:35.000 But I mean, if they don't ever, I'm not like telling them to abort their children, I'm just saying like, if you're a woke lunatic who thinks that critical race theory is, you know, from, comes down from heaven, then like, yeah, I'd rather you not be raising a child into that worldview.
00:14:48.000 I think they're gonna be disastrous. 1.00
00:14:50.000 So what we should do is, when you see liberals that are going to abortion clinics, when you protest, don't scream, you're gonna fucking burn you, baby killer! 1.00
00:14:58.000 You go, no way. 0.99
00:15:02.000 But then if you see a Christian church that's letting out, and you see one of the girls walk into the abortion clinic, you go like, no! 0.93
00:15:08.000 Hell for you! 0.88
00:15:09.000 You gotta try and stop her. 1.00
00:15:10.000 Oh no!
00:15:11.000 Stop! 1.00
00:15:12.000 Don't end your genetic line.
00:15:14.000 Look at her green hair. 0.99
00:15:15.000 Don't do that!
00:15:16.000 No, but it's funny because it shows you that conservatives actually care about the humanity.
00:15:20.000 I know!
00:15:20.000 They're beautiful people!
00:15:21.000 And that's the problem.
00:15:24.000 Well, that's the challenge, not the problem. 1.00
00:15:26.000 In that you're like, your life is valuable, you degenerate piece of shit. 1.00
00:15:30.000 Like, I'm trying to make sure you live, but you won't fucking listen to me. 1.00
00:15:33.000 And they hate them for it, which is the funny part. 1.00
00:15:35.000 They're like, fuck, what the fuck? 1.00
00:15:36.000 It's so crazy. 1.00
00:15:37.000 The conservatives are like, I love you more than your parents did, and I don't even know you. 1.00
00:15:41.000 And they're like, fuck! 1.00
00:15:44.000 But not just that. 1.00
00:15:45.000 Conservatives outright are like, you're a fucking baby killer, you motherfucker, and I hope you live. 1.00
00:15:50.000 I really hope nothing bad happens to you. 1.00
00:15:52.000 It's paradoxical.
00:15:54.000 It is.
00:15:55.000 But the end result with the liberals winning in these cultural areas is just that they cease to exist.
00:16:00.000 Now, the argument is socialists don't have kids, they have yours.
00:16:03.000 But that, if the anti, I don't even want to call it the right, it's just the anti-left.
00:16:08.000 Because there's like libertarians, there are liberals.
00:16:11.000 If the freedom faction wins, we'll call it that, the freedom faction.
00:16:13.000 Yeah, freedom faction, I like it.
00:16:14.000 Then, in education, then these people just cease to exist.
00:16:19.000 Bye!
00:16:19.000 Have a nice day.
00:16:20.000 Sounds good to me.
00:16:21.000 And I love the freedom faction, that's a great moniker.
00:16:25.000 I like the idea of saving their children, okay?
00:16:27.000 So when they come for our children, they come for our children when our children are rebelling against us.
00:16:33.000 So if you think about the hippies, the hippies that had kids, all their kids became Republicans in the 80s.
00:16:40.000 It's a way to kind of lash out against your parents.
00:16:43.000 The socialists saw a way in, and they're like, okay, well, when the kids get to about middle school age, they're gonna start lashing out against their parents, and that's when we're gonna come in and encourage them, and steal them away, essentially.
00:16:53.000 We're gonna tell them that they are a boy, or they are a girl, or they're gonna enforce the trans agenda on them. 0.80
00:17:03.000 And they come at a point when our kids are vulnerable, and kind of stepping away from us to kind of find themselves.
00:17:08.000 This is the problem with conservatives.
00:17:10.000 Yo, you know what you gotta do in Florida?
00:17:13.000 Start reading the Bible.
00:17:15.000 I'm half kidding.
00:17:16.000 What I'm saying is, they come in with their crackpot ideology, and then whine and whinge, but we're just teaching about slavery!
00:17:24.000 So bring the Bible in. 0.94
00:17:26.000 And be like, you want to read your book, I'll read mine.
00:17:29.000 Bring whatever book you want to bring.
00:17:30.000 I don't know about the Bible, though.
00:17:31.000 They say the Bible, it's a Bible.
00:17:33.000 I'm saying I'm half kidding, right?
00:17:34.000 The point is, if they want to have their ideology, it opens the door to anybody having theirs.
00:17:39.000 No, I think, honestly, it's a perfect tit for tat, because if you're going to go, and this is actually James Lindsay's argument, is that what they are teaching is a religion.
00:17:48.000 So if religions aren't allowed to be taught in school, then this isn't either.
00:17:52.000 So, if they're going to proceed in that path, well then, we're going to teach our religion.
00:17:57.000 It's not mine, I'm not actually religious, but I'm just speaking in James's terms.
00:18:00.000 Christianity's got a lot of great stuff, I just am not a big fan of the institution. 0.99
00:18:05.000 I don't want kids to be taught any religion in public school either, I agree with you. 1.00
00:18:09.000 But I'm just saying, if you want it to stop on one side, then you may have to go and give it to them on the other side so that then we have a meeting of the minds once again and we say, you're right, we got derailed here, we shouldn't have been doing this at all.
00:18:23.000 You could probably guise it as science, because quantum physics is sort of like the undiscoverable or the things we don't know about quantum physics.
00:18:29.000 Why do two particles become entangled?
00:18:31.000 Probably God.
00:18:31.000 You know, that might be some sort of new age religion that's beyond the 2,000-year-old book, and you can slide it in.
00:18:38.000 It's definitely the type of stuff that makes me feel stoned when I think about it.
00:18:43.000 Vance Mac says, near the end of the main show on YouTube, the camera was on Ian Crossland, and there was a massive stink bug crawling on his chair.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, I was trying to get your attention, Ian.
00:18:50.000 Then a few minutes later, he complained about the smell and blamed it on Bucko.
00:18:54.000 Was that scripted?
00:18:55.000 No, I saw that guy.
00:18:56.000 Sitting there too, he was on the arm.
00:18:58.000 I don't know, did he climb up top or something?
00:19:00.000 I saw him pass behind you.
00:19:01.000 He was watching me going like this.
00:19:04.000 Wyatt Caldenberg says, I saw a strange woman on YouTube.
00:19:07.000 She claimed to know all about TimCast secrets.
00:19:09.000 She claimed to have run for an officer under the LP, but she has another show called Socialist Saturday.
00:19:15.000 Does the LP have a platform or can anyone run as an LP no matter what they believe?
00:19:19.000 No.
00:19:19.000 She doesn't make any sense to me.
00:19:21.000 I have no idea who you are talking about, to be completely honest.
00:19:23.000 But we do have a bunch of stalkers.
00:19:25.000 So, they make things up.
00:19:27.000 We've got creepy weirdos who post weird, creepy things on the internet.
00:19:30.000 It's a reality, you know?
00:19:31.000 Having a stalker just means that you've made it.
00:19:34.000 I have a stalker.
00:19:35.000 I can actually answer.
00:19:35.000 Just one?
00:19:36.000 Yeah, well, one that I know about.
00:19:38.000 He actually, he's on Tumblr.
00:19:39.000 I'm sitting right here, please.
00:19:42.000 He's in the room.
00:19:43.000 Yeah, he's wearing a red hat.
00:19:45.000 No, he's on Tumblr and he made an entire account.
00:19:49.000 There's your problem.
00:19:50.000 No, he's got 90,000 followers.
00:19:52.000 He made an entire account talking about his redheaded, petite, freckle-faced wife.
00:19:56.000 And then it's a bunch of pictures of me. 0.99
00:19:58.000 Dude, it's gonna be so fucking crazy when porn is just all fake, like deep fake. 0.82
00:20:04.000 And so, people are gonna, what if right now, the simulation we're in is just, we are in, like Clint. 0.96
00:20:13.000 It's just you.
00:20:14.000 None of us are real.
00:20:15.000 I think about this sometimes, I know dude, it's crazy.
00:20:18.000 You went into the AI pod and said, I wanna be a libertarian podcaster.
00:20:23.000 And then it was like, you're there.
00:20:25.000 Honestly, my life is so cool that sometimes I'm like, Maybe I'm the only non-NPC, but then I meet you guys and I'm like, nah, it's probably not.
00:20:34.000 I don't know.
00:20:35.000 I'm totally a non-player character.
00:20:36.000 There's a bunch of us.
00:20:38.000 I'm part of the program.
00:20:39.000 Don't tell me this.
00:20:39.000 There's a bunch of us that you can tell when you're in Hookworm the Matrix.
00:20:42.000 When you leave, this place ceases to exist. 0.99
00:20:44.000 You guys are just trying to make me go, Skitzo, this is fucked up, dude. 0.99
00:20:48.000 We're so close to making that ourselves. 0.99
00:20:49.000 It's like, no, no, I'm just trying to tell you the truth.
00:20:51.000 You're right.
00:20:52.000 We are so close.
00:20:54.000 We're so close to making that ourselves.
00:20:56.000 Yeah, I know.
00:20:57.000 Like right now, we're probably 10 years away from being able to VR a world with characters.
00:21:04.000 The way they're doing, so there's a program.
00:21:07.000 Did you see the new Unreal Engine, by the way?
00:21:08.000 Have you seen how photorealistic it is?
00:21:10.000 It's ridiculously... We pulled up AI Video Maker, and you can type in a script and describe a person, and it will make a person saying the thing you want it to say.
00:21:20.000 Imagine where we'll be in 10 years, where you're going to go to the AI and be like, I want to be a famous soccer player and I want to have a nemesis who is like a British guy and he plays he plays American football though and then just do the rest whatever you want but I want to be rich too and then
00:21:42.000 And then they'll ask you more settings.
00:21:44.000 And in your childhood, what happened?
00:21:45.000 I had a hard childhood.
00:21:46.000 Made my childhood kind of more of a struggle relative to others.
00:21:49.000 And I want near the end, when I'm getting into late game stuff, have it be like the most impossible problem that seems unsolvable.
00:21:58.000 That's how I feel my settings are right now. 0.97
00:22:00.000 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:22:02.000 Everybody in this room is like, their lives are so magical. 1.00
00:22:05.000 It clearly must be a video game of some sort.
00:22:09.000 The people listening are like, Here's what I would do.
00:22:13.000 I would be like, all right, here's the AI.
00:22:16.000 I'm a podcaster and skateboarder.
00:22:20.000 I play music and I wear a beanie all the time.
00:22:23.000 And then right at the end, at like year 50, aliens come and then everybody for some reason gets superpowers.
00:22:31.000 You could do that in the settings and then when you start the game, i.e.
00:22:34.000 be born, you wouldn't know what settings you'd set.
00:22:36.000 Yeah.
00:22:38.000 And also because the AI is becoming so advanced, you can change it on the fly based off of how you react to the input.
00:22:45.000 So it could actually be evolving as it goes, the story could.
00:22:47.000 So we could change our settings in real time.
00:22:51.000 Which sometimes I feel like I can.
00:22:53.000 DMT is a glitch. 0.99
00:22:55.000 And that's why when you take DMT, the machine elves are like, what the fuck are you doing here? 1.00
00:22:58.000 Because basically what's happening is, it's like, imagine someone's playing a video game, they're playing Grand Theft Auto, and then all of a sudden the GTA guy turns around and starts banging on the screen, and you're like, what the fuck is going on? 0.98
00:23:08.000 What the fuck is this?
00:23:10.000 I remember when I first got GTA Vice City, I played it for fucking 48 hours straight, and then I got in my car to go get food, because I was starving, because I hadn't eaten in two days, And I'm not even exaggerating. 0.99
00:23:21.000 I had stayed up for days, because the game was so riveting. 0.96
00:23:23.000 And I'm driving down the street, and I see a dude on a bike, and I think to myself, I should run him over. 0.99
00:23:29.000 And I was like, holy fuck, what have I done to my brain just playing this video game? 0.99
00:23:34.000 But if you had VR, you could literally lose your mind. 1.00
00:23:37.000 You could actually come out of it and just start killing people. 0.94
00:23:39.000 I got to read this one.
00:23:40.000 Maga says, Tim, stop fantasizing about AI multimedia.
00:23:43.000 You're going to ask to be in a superhero world, and you're just going to be in a creepy Spider-Man, Elsa, Hitler reality. 0.92
00:23:50.000 It's true.
00:23:52.000 You're going to tell the AI, I want to be Spider-Man.
00:23:54.000 And next thing you know, Joker's got a giant syringe and he's chasing a pregnant Elsa. 0.99
00:23:57.000 And you're like, what the fuck is this? 0.96
00:23:59.000 It's what the AI found when it looked up Spider-Man. 1.00
00:24:04.000 Oh man, that's, that's Elsa gay stuff, right? 1.00
00:24:07.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:24:08.000 Chasing pregnant. 1.00
00:24:09.000 Josie, what is your like spiritual background?
00:24:11.000 I never really asked you about it before.
00:24:13.000 I was born and raised Catholic.
00:24:17.000 I was baptized Catholic.
00:24:18.000 I made my first communion.
00:24:19.000 I made my confirmation.
00:24:20.000 I was married in a Catholic church.
00:24:23.000 Now I'm more of a deist.
00:24:25.000 I'm more of a deist.
00:24:26.000 I identify more with like the founders in that something was some there's something bigger than them they just couldn't really put their finger on what it was but they did believe there was some sort of creator some sort of master of something and i believe that i don't know if i believe everything is into an organized religion or not um so that's something i'm working through and i'm just trying to
00:24:49.000 Yo, Miguel Ornelas says, the lead producer of Skyrim said it's one AI thinking and controlling everything, like our reality.
00:24:58.000 So, when you play Skyrim, every person you meet, it's actually one entity controlling them all.
00:25:05.000 Of course.
00:25:06.000 They're not individual computers for each person.
00:25:08.000 One computer controls the minds of all of the NPCs.
00:25:13.000 So kind of like America.
00:25:14.000 Like Democrats.
00:25:15.000 So it's like all the people that voted for Biden.
00:25:17.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:18.000 Exactly.
00:25:18.000 Is that Brett Duville, the lead programmer?
00:25:20.000 I wonder if that's who said that.
00:25:21.000 Is that, maybe that's what it is.
00:25:22.000 Maybe we're in a simulation and all the Democrats are just NPCs and they lack the ability for critical thought.
00:25:27.000 That is the most, that makes more sense than anything I've ever heard, Tim.
00:25:31.000 So that's what I've talked about.
00:25:32.000 Listen.
00:25:34.000 So I've read about simulism for a long time.
00:25:37.000 It's all popular now because Elon Musk talked about it.
00:25:39.000 And so then I said, well then there's three parent potentials.
00:25:43.000 There's gradients between, but one is, everybody, so let's break it down this way.
00:25:49.000 If the world is a simulation, it could be that only you are a conscious entity within the world, thus it's like a single player video game.
00:25:58.000 The second option is that it's more like an MMORPG.
00:26:02.000 Most people you interact with are conscious entities playing the game, but there are many NPCs.
00:26:08.000 And then the third option is, no, everybody is a conscious being and you can't be in the game unless you are, but this explains why animals don't have souls, because animals are NPCs.
00:26:17.000 If two is true, And some people are non-player characters and some people are player characters.
00:26:24.000 It would make sense the non-player characters lack the ability to think critically and then would cluster into cult-like behaviors.
00:26:30.000 I think that everyone's like a player character but you can put your character on autopilot and sit back and then you become NPC mode where you're like watching it eat and watching it move and you're like That's against, that's a bannable offense.
00:26:41.000 That's botting, bro.
00:26:42.000 People forget that they're not in control, and they forget that they can turn it back on and take control of the character, because they're so used to it being in auto mode.
00:26:50.000 That's called botting. 0.99
00:26:51.000 Let me just say, all this shit happened, this all happened when they turned on that fucking Atom Smasher. 1.00
00:26:57.000 The CERN? 1.00
00:26:59.000 Yeah.
00:27:01.000 Everything hit the fan.
00:27:01.000 They turned on the Atom Smasher and suddenly, Well, I think it happened in, like, 2012, which was the same time that Obama allowed the American people to be propagandized, so it's like, I don't know, dude.
00:27:11.000 Jerry McClure says, there's also a fourth option where we are all NPCs playing out some fantasy of the creator.
00:27:17.000 It's true!
00:27:17.000 The problem I have with that one is, I think, therefore I am.
00:27:21.000 And so, yeah, that...
00:27:25.000 I've thought about that, like, okay, what if everyone's an NPC?
00:27:27.000 That's an option, right?
00:27:27.000 It's like, well, I can't say that because I think.
00:27:30.000 Now, it's possible that doesn't mean anything and we are still all just NPCs of the creator, but we think we are isolated.
00:27:36.000 But if I can calculate things in my mind separate from the AI, it's like going back to Skyrim.
00:27:40.000 Skyrim controls, one AI controls all of the people.
00:27:43.000 If I can only control myself, then what is the connection to anything?
00:27:48.000 It's possible, I'm just saying.
00:27:49.000 The people who can't think critically, they target the people who do think critically, and I think that that's interesting to keep in mind with this conversation.
00:27:54.000 We talked before about how some people don't have an inner monologue.
00:27:57.000 You ever hear that?
00:27:58.000 Yes, I've heard of that. 0.98
00:27:59.000 I've heard that, but it's hard for me to fucking fathom. 0.96
00:28:01.000 Like, you don't have thought? 0.97
00:28:03.000 That's what we're talking about, right?
00:28:04.000 That's what an inner monologue is?
00:28:05.000 Maybe they just don't understand.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, I think they just don't understand what we're describing, which makes them an NPC in their own right.
00:28:13.000 And there's also, there's a thing where it's like, when you think of an apple, what do you see?
00:28:17.000 And then it shows a bunch of different pictures.
00:28:19.000 And some people, like when I see an apple, when I imagine an apple, it is, it's 4D.
00:28:26.000 I can see the apple moving through time.
00:28:27.000 I can see it as an ungulating snake traveling forward through portals.
00:28:30.000 I can imagine an apple growing arms and legs and boxing a duck.
00:28:33.000 And it's all like in perfect HD in my mind.
00:28:36.000 But some people see like a flat picture.
00:28:38.000 Some people see an outline.
00:28:39.000 Some people, they can't envision, you know, that depth.
00:28:42.000 That's interesting, man. 1.00
00:28:43.000 It's fucking eugenics, man. 0.99
00:28:44.000 You know what? 1.00
00:28:45.000 I see impressionist paintings.
00:28:48.000 So if you tell me to envision an apple, I'm going to see it in an impressionist paint.
00:28:52.000 I'm an artist, too.
00:28:52.000 But you can't see it not that way?
00:28:54.000 No, I can't see it.
00:28:56.000 I can imagine an apple and I can rotate it in my mind and then I can throw it in the air and hit it with a sword.
00:29:02.000 I see it and it's like 4D, but the colors on it is like Impressionist artwork.
00:29:10.000 Fascinating.
00:29:10.000 How about this?
00:29:13.000 That's post-Impressionism, but yeah.
00:29:14.000 Starry Night, you're right.
00:29:15.000 That's correct.
00:29:16.000 I would try and visualize a sheep jumping over a fence, and I was like, okay, let's do this counting sheep thing, and it would keep resetting.
00:29:22.000 I'd visualize the sheep would jump partway over the fence, and then it would reset, and start again, and reset, and reset, and reset.
00:29:28.000 That's true.
00:29:28.000 I don't have the perfect control over my imagination, but I can imagine basically what Tim says.
00:29:33.000 But one night, I forced myself to picture it jumping over the fence, and then running over the hill, and down into the horizon, and ever since, it broke something, some filter, and I was able to control my thoughts, Way easier after that.
00:29:45.000 That's cool.
00:29:46.000 I can't do the counting sheep thing to fall asleep.
00:29:48.000 I've tried, but every time I start imagining the sheep jumping over the fence and counting it, the dark one emerges, the sheep god with demonic energy, and then tries to kill me. 0.94
00:29:59.000 It's because you're running out of time.
00:30:00.000 You've taken too long in the envisioning.
00:30:02.000 I just shoot up in bed in a cold sweat like, and then you see Madonna's visage.
00:30:06.000 It's a sheep sleep demon. 0.95
00:30:09.000 Sheep sleep demon. 0.94
00:30:11.000 So, uh, I, so, uh, when I dream, I typically lucid dream.
00:30:15.000 Dang, that's awesome.
00:30:16.000 That's rad.
00:30:17.000 Yeah.
00:30:17.000 It's, uh, but you just gotta, you gotta learn how to do it.
00:30:21.000 You just gotta read how to do it.
00:30:22.000 It's really easy, actually.
00:30:23.000 Okay.
00:30:23.000 And so, uh, there's a bunch of different things you can do.
00:30:25.000 You can do what's called walking into a dream, and that's if you have a strong imagination when you're going to sleep, you just imagine and imagine, and then eventually you slowly move into that dream.
00:30:35.000 Do you do science experiments in your lucid dreams?
00:30:38.000 Every single time I have a lucid dream, I just start flying around throwing fireballs at things.
00:30:41.000 I bet you can calculate- I'm not joking.
00:30:42.000 I bet you can calculate, um, solutions. 0.99
00:30:44.000 It's just like, it's the weirdest shit. 0.99
00:30:46.000 That's so based. 0.99
00:30:47.000 But like, what else is there to do?
00:30:48.000 I had a song came to me last night in my dream.
00:30:51.000 So two things happen.
00:30:54.000 Most of my dreams are lucid.
00:30:57.000 And once you get into the flow of lucid dreaming, it just happens.
00:31:01.000 And so they said there's a couple things you can do.
00:31:02.000 It's like in the movie Inception, the spinning the top.
00:31:04.000 You wear something on your wrist and you have like writing on it.
00:31:07.000 And then when you're dreaming, you'll look at it and go, I'm dreaming.
00:31:09.000 Because it's instantly the disconnect hits you.
00:31:12.000 But something interesting happens, to me at least, I can't speak for anybody else.
00:31:17.000 Often, if I push too hard in a dream, The world starts collapsing, everything starts turning black, and then I wake up.
00:31:25.000 Breathe out carbon dioxide in those situations.
00:31:28.000 That'll keep you in the dream.
00:31:30.000 Breathe out real slow.
00:31:30.000 Slowly.
00:31:31.000 Check this out.
00:31:31.000 This was the first ever lucid dream.
00:31:33.000 I still remember it because it was so rad.
00:31:35.000 I was like 12 years old and I was on a public bus, which I never ride a public bus, and I had Christina Applegate from Married with Children was sitting in the booth in front of me. 0.68
00:31:44.000 The way I realized that it was a dream was I was like, there's no fucking way in hell that Christina Applegate would be on this bus. 0.99
00:31:50.000 And I was like, I'm dreaming. 0.99
00:31:51.000 I'm going to touch her boobs. 1.00
00:31:53.000 I just touched her boobs. 1.00
00:31:54.000 I was 12, you know? 0.98
00:31:56.000 And then I just took off and I started flying and I could do whatever I wanted.
00:32:00.000 It was the greatest dream ever.
00:32:01.000 When I'm dreaming, Flying isn't something you can just do.
00:32:05.000 It's not like all of a sudden I'm like, whee!
00:32:07.000 It's like actually very hard.
00:32:08.000 It's like I have to concentrate and then it feels like I'm almost like holding my breath to get lift and like, it's like working a muscle.
00:32:16.000 Have you ever tried running in a dream?
00:32:18.000 Yeah, it's like running underwater.
00:32:19.000 Yeah, it's weird, right?
00:32:20.000 And everybody has that sensation, which is really, it's universal.
00:32:23.000 I just throw fireballs. 0.96
00:32:26.000 Tyler Price says, holy shit, Ian is an awakened NPC that broke through. 0.99
00:32:29.000 Oh, okay. 0.98
00:32:31.000 I think that makes sense.
00:32:33.000 That does. 1.00
00:32:35.000 Katharine Donohue says, what the fuck? 1.00
00:32:37.000 When you think you're aware is when you're the least aware, I think. 0.99
00:32:40.000 For the record, Christina Abilgate consented in my dream, just so we're clear.
00:32:46.000 Jonathan Bottas says, Tim needs to take some shrooms and expand on that.
00:32:52.000 That'd be cool, but go low dosage.
00:32:55.000 Dose in slow if you do that.
00:32:58.000 The first time I did it, I did what they would call heroic dose.
00:33:00.000 I did eight and eighth, I think, or a quarter.
00:33:02.000 No, it was an eighth.
00:33:04.000 And it was a real deal, like on my feet for four hours, breathing, looking at the environment, seeing things.
00:33:10.000 They weren't pulsing super hard, but you would see trails.
00:33:13.000 I've only ever done a half and it was amazing.
00:33:15.000 Because I had a friend there that was also taking them with me and had done it before, I was able to talk through it.
00:33:20.000 Without the friend, I probably went insane.
00:33:22.000 Yeah, a guide is great.
00:33:24.000 I've never done shrooms.
00:33:25.000 I've never done any drugs, ever.
00:33:26.000 I've never smoked a cigarette.
00:33:28.000 We're doing shrooms when we get back to Florida.
00:33:30.000 We're gonna do shrooms?
00:33:31.000 Okay.
00:33:31.000 Is it legal in Florida?
00:33:32.000 Probably not.
00:33:34.000 You shouldn't publicly announce your intention to commit a crime.
00:33:36.000 We're gonna commit a felony in Florida, Ron DeSantis!
00:33:40.000 I move to live under your rules, sir.
00:33:43.000 Do not imprison me.
00:33:43.000 Caffeine, though.
00:33:44.000 You've taken caffeine?
00:33:45.000 Yeah, I've had coffee.
00:33:46.000 But no cigarettes?
00:33:46.000 I was gonna say, Matt, it's gonna be like a year from now and you're gonna be in an orange jumpsuit and they're gonna be playing the video and you're gonna be like, I was just kidding!
00:33:52.000 I was just joking!
00:33:53.000 They're legalizing psilocybin all over the place right now.
00:33:56.000 Yeah, you gotta say Colorado or something.
00:33:57.000 Actually, I'll be speaking in L.P.
00:33:59.000 Colorado, so I'll do it there.
00:34:00.000 It's in D.C.
00:34:00.000 where it's legal.
00:34:01.000 In D.C.?
00:34:02.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:34:04.000 Everything's illegal in West Virginia. 1.00
00:34:06.000 We gotta get off our asses, West Virginia, because it's the basest state, okay? 1.00
00:34:12.000 Basest? 1.00
00:34:13.000 Most based.
00:34:13.000 And the problem is, it's too slow.
00:34:16.000 So I'm not saying legalize drugs, I don't give a shit about that, but like, home poker games are illegal. 0.97
00:34:20.000 Oh, that's terrible, dude. 0.97
00:34:22.000 Yeah, and like, a lot of states have basically recognized that playing poker with your friends for a couple bucks is no big deal, but in West Virginia, it's very illegal.
00:34:32.000 Wow.
00:34:32.000 That makes me not wanna move there, but I think you're right that we gotta go there and change it, Well, I mean, I live there already.
00:34:37.000 But yeah, we got to change it.
00:34:38.000 And like when people play home games, it's like it's like 20 bucks.
00:34:44.000 It's like you throw in 20 bucks just so there's some stakes and it's like 50 cent, you know, small, dollar big.
00:34:48.000 The fact that we ever even got to the point that we have a state that thought that they should like have any say over what you do in your own home with your buddies when it comes to, you know, gambling. 0.90
00:34:58.000 But it's also dumb because there's workarounds. 0.94
00:35:00.000 Even Massachusetts is better than that. 0.97
00:35:02.000 My grandmother won a dollar and 20 cents at bingo the other night.
00:35:07.000 Bingo's considered charitable gambling, it's allowed. 0.70
00:35:09.000 Okay, that's interesting.
00:35:10.000 So the problem is people think poker is gambling.
00:35:13.000 And people who are bad at poker think poker is gambling.
00:35:15.000 It's a game of skill.
00:35:18.000 I've been playing more and more poker, and I think it's 100% skill.
00:35:21.000 I played professionally for a couple years just because I loved it so much, but I never wanted to commit.
00:35:27.000 I was too broke to actually commit myself to grow the bankroll to then keep it going. 0.99
00:35:31.000 That's crazy, watching someone who has $200,000 just for playing pro poker, and if you lose it, you're fucked. 0.97
00:35:37.000 I was too young to actually put that nest egg together. 0.98
00:35:39.000 Then I became a mortgage broker and made a lot.
00:35:41.000 So anyway, I don't want to go off on a tangent.
00:35:43.000 My point is just like when it comes to legalization of drugs and things like this, I don't think like in Maryland, this is funny.
00:35:49.000 In Maryland, you can smoke pot.
00:35:51.000 In West Virginia, uh-uh.
00:35:53.000 In West Virginia, you can have big guns.
00:35:55.000 In Maryland, uh-uh. 1.00
00:35:57.000 Yeah, what the fuck, man? 1.00
00:35:58.000 What if I want to hang out at my house with a bunch of big motherfucking guns on the wall, and me and my friends will smoke pot, do shrooms, and gamble while paying for it all with Bitcoin? 1.00
00:36:08.000 What the fuck is wrong with that? 0.99
00:36:09.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:36:09.000 And then we cuddle at the end of the night. 0.99
00:36:11.000 What's the fucking problem? 1.00
00:36:13.000 Yeah, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:36:14.000 That's interesting with the federal laws. 1.00
00:36:17.000 So you could go from California to Oregon, both of which have legal marijuana.
00:36:22.000 Oregon.
00:36:23.000 Yep.
00:36:23.000 But if you get caught crossing state lines with your marijuana, you're in trouble.
00:36:26.000 What?
00:36:27.000 It's federal.
00:36:28.000 Yeah.
00:36:28.000 Because it's because of the federal laws against marijuana.
00:36:31.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:36:31.000 That's ridiculous. 0.97
00:36:32.000 Go between two totally legal states. 0.97
00:36:34.000 But if you're crossing between them, it's insane.
00:36:36.000 Something I think Thomas Massey, he's working on that with maybe marijuana, but definitely with raw milk because it's the same thing.
00:36:42.000 Interstate clause has like been the death of freedom.
00:36:45.000 Absolutely.
00:36:45.000 Really?
00:36:46.000 I assume there's value to it in certain circumstances?
00:36:49.000 If someone could point them out to me, I'd love to. 0.98
00:36:51.000 You can jail a lot of black people. 1.00
00:36:53.000 You can catch a lot of runaway slaves. 1.00
00:36:54.000 There you go.
00:36:55.000 Honestly, I don't know.
00:36:56.000 I don't know.
00:36:57.000 Am I wrong?
00:36:58.000 Doesn't West Virginia have medical... I swear, there's one in Charlestown.
00:37:01.000 Isn't there a medical marijuana place?
00:37:03.000 Am I wrong in thinking that?
00:37:05.000 I thought it was not legal at all, even medically, but I'll check it out really quick.
00:37:09.000 Medical's legal in Florida, right?
00:37:11.000 I don't smoke weed, so I don't even know.
00:37:12.000 I feel like I've seen a... I feel like I heard it wasn't, or they were working on it, but then I feel like I've also seen distribution centers.
00:37:18.000 I've seen a building there.
00:37:19.000 I've seen a building in Charleston.
00:37:20.000 That's why I'm asking.
00:37:21.000 I actually didn't know that.
00:37:22.000 Yeah, signed into law April 19, 2017.
00:37:23.000 Medical cannabis law.
00:37:25.000 I'm going to read about it.
00:37:26.000 We're gonna start winding this down, but I just want to say one thing.
00:37:30.000 We're going to be doing another new show.
00:37:33.000 Poker podcast.
00:37:35.000 Poker with the boys.
00:37:38.000 And the girls.
00:37:39.000 Poker with the boys.
00:37:41.000 Maybe we'll literally call it Poker with the boys.
00:37:46.000 We got a casino nearby, a Hollywood casino, and I play there almost every weekend.
00:37:52.000 Not poker, just table games and stuff.
00:37:55.000 The idea is you get a little bit of money and you go there, you get drinks and stuff, and you hang out with your friends on the weekend.
00:38:00.000 And I just gotta advise everybody, you don't go to a casino to win money.
00:38:05.000 You go to a casino to give money away.
00:38:06.000 Like when I go to Dave & Buster's and I spend $100 on that arcade card, I don't expect to get anything back.
00:38:11.000 Same thing's true for a casino.
00:38:12.000 Don't go there thinking you're gonna make money, you're gonna lose your money.
00:38:15.000 But I've been playing Hold'em recently and then someone suggested we do our own poker show. 0.98
00:38:21.000 Because it's basically just people hanging out talking shit and laughing. 0.98
00:38:25.000 It's the greatest. 0.99
00:38:26.000 And I was like, that's super easy, super fun, and okay, let's do it.
00:38:30.000 So we got a pro poker table coming to the new studio with an in-table shuffler and all that stuff.
00:38:36.000 We need to find somebody who's like good, maybe like semi-pro, former pro, or am or someone.
00:38:42.000 And then I guess the bigger deal is Clint Russell?
00:38:46.000 Well, how far away are you?
00:38:47.000 Florida, dude, I don't know.
00:38:48.000 That's too far.
00:38:49.000 So we played, during the Super Bowl, we played like a zero stakes game.
00:38:54.000 Everybody just got some chips, and then we all played. 0.99
00:38:57.000 And it's like, you know, one person went all in on the first hand with king seven, and I had trip queens, and I'm like, bro, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:39:05.000 And they were like, that wasn't you. 0.98
00:39:08.000 They were like, I don't know.
00:39:09.000 And I'm like, okay, well, it's like.
00:39:11.000 No, you gotta get real players, dude, that'd be fun.
00:39:13.000 At least people who know the basics of playing. 0.97
00:39:15.000 What would be sick too is if you could fucking show the whole cards. 0.99
00:39:18.000 I know. 0.99
00:39:19.000 That would be rad.
00:39:19.000 You gotta.
00:39:20.000 We gotta show the whole cards.
00:39:21.000 That's a lot harder to do.
00:39:23.000 It is but like if you just had steady cams for the eight players or whatever like you could just have them up but then you couldn't have a screen there obviously.
00:39:31.000 No, what we would have to monitor.
00:39:32.000 I mean, you pinhole camera.
00:39:33.000 So the table's really nice to pro table, but there's no, there's no raised rail for cameras.
00:39:38.000 So we could, you know, you could do something where you, you, you put the glass and then the card sit on it with the cameras underneath it.
00:39:46.000 Yeah.
00:39:46.000 That'd be killer.
00:39:47.000 Yeah.
00:39:47.000 That's what I've been finishing the whole time.
00:39:49.000 You would have to to make it a poker show.
00:39:51.000 Otherwise, it's a podcast hangout.
00:39:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:53.000 But if you could see people's cards.
00:39:55.000 I mean, it would just it would bring in both the people that just want the dope, like Joe Rogan experience conversation, but then also the World Series of Poker thing, like hybrid Tim.
00:40:06.000 Oh, come on, man. 0.99
00:40:06.000 You know, I got to say to like some people have actually played with me, like I've seen people at the casino and they're like, oh, shit, fucking Tim Poole. 0.99
00:40:13.000 Cool, man. 0.99
00:40:13.000 And I'm like, we play. 0.99
00:40:14.000 And they just feed you money.
00:40:16.000 No, I mean, one guy crushed me.
00:40:18.000 But a lot of them, you know, I will be at low stakes.
00:40:18.000 Oh, really?
00:40:22.000 I pretty much make money fairly easily.
00:40:24.000 But it's really weird playing on the World Series of Poker app.
00:40:27.000 Do you play on it?
00:40:29.000 I haven't in years. 0.99
00:40:30.000 So fucking weird. 0.99
00:40:33.000 Look, I'm not going to go lose money at a casino. 0.99
00:40:36.000 Anybody who watches this show knows what kind of person I am.
00:40:38.000 The first thing I did was Google search Hold'em, basic strategy, basic rules, card hand strengths, everything I needed to learn, positions, names of positions.
00:40:46.000 I'm like, I'm not going to show up and just be like, duh, and put money down.
00:40:50.000 To a certain degree, I understand I gotta learn, I gotta experience the game.
00:40:53.000 And so, I learned a lot of basic stuff, pre-flop ranges, you know, post-flop strategy, things like that.
00:40:59.000 And I'm like, oh, okay.
00:41:00.000 Go to the local casino, and I'm like, wow, I'm winning a lot of money.
00:41:02.000 This is kind of easy.
00:41:03.000 Nobody bluffs.
00:41:04.000 I play online, literally nobody plays. 0.99
00:41:08.000 It's just, it's the weirdest shit. 0.97
00:41:10.000 When I'm playing- Well, it's because they're all pros. 0.99
00:41:11.000 On the World Series of Poker?
00:41:13.000 No, that's true.
00:41:14.000 Well, are you playing high stakes or?
00:41:16.000 So it's a non-cash game, right?
00:41:18.000 Oh, interesting.
00:41:19.000 But no one raises pre-flop ever.
00:41:22.000 And I was like, it's the weirdest thing when you're in a table that's like a 200, it's arguably a $200 buy-in when you need a certain, like if you're gonna buy chips in the game, otherwise you earn your way up to the high level tables.
00:41:32.000 But I'm just like, I'm playing and I'm like, okay, so I've got suited connectors, And it's, you know, medium to high range.
00:41:42.000 I'm going to do three, three big blind rays. 1.00
00:41:44.000 They all freak out and they're like, what a fucking asshole. 1.00
00:41:47.000 I'm like, what? 1.00
00:41:48.000 I'm raising. 0.97
00:41:49.000 Cause you're probably dealing with like a bunch of retirees and fucking Boca Raton who are just like, we're just like, why are you playing seriously? 0.97
00:41:55.000 We're just having fun. 0.94
00:41:56.000 They'll be looking for the right cars and they'll have like five or more games open at once.
00:42:00.000 And they're just like any, anything that derails from what they're expecting.
00:42:04.000 They'll just like, no, no, no, no.
00:42:06.000 I don't like playing in the app.
00:42:07.000 I don't either.
00:42:07.000 I like seeing people's eyes.
00:42:09.000 Well, the point I was gonna make is what's gonna be fun about this show is I'm the biggest shit talker at the table. 0.99
00:42:16.000 What's fun about the game is literally just fucking with people and talking shit and that's why I enjoy it. 1.00
00:42:21.000 Hell yeah. 0.97
00:42:21.000 So like one story I have is I was playing against a dude, I think he's a fan too, so shout out if he ends up hearing this. 0.97
00:42:25.000 Nice. 0.95
00:42:26.000 But I got a big, I won big off his stack with trips, more than one occasion, and he thought I was bluffing, he was like, fuck, got me. 0.99
00:42:34.000 So then finally, I'm like, all right, he wins against me with trips and takes a big portion of my stack because I fucked up, played bad. 0.98
00:42:42.000 And so then I'm like, all right, here's what I got to do.
00:42:45.000 The next time I get a good hand, I got to act like it's bad and then just overbet so that it looks like I'm bluffing.
00:42:51.000 So then I get dealt like ace king or something.
00:42:53.000 And then I'm like, oh no, this hand is very bad.
00:42:56.000 I better bet really big to scare him off.
00:42:58.000 And then he's like, uh, so I bet like 20 bucks.
00:43:01.000 And then he's like, okay, I'll call.
00:43:03.000 And then I'm like, here's the flop.
00:43:05.000 Oh no.
00:43:05.000 And it was, uh, the flop gave me the straight.
00:43:08.000 And then, uh, and then I'm like, oh no, that's the worst possible thing for me.
00:43:12.000 I'm going to bet very big so that he thinks that I'm bluffing and then folds.
00:43:15.000 And then I bet like 50.
00:43:16.000 You're not saying this out loud.
00:43:17.000 Yes.
00:43:17.000 That's literally what I'm doing.
00:43:19.000 That's the point.
00:43:19.000 That's why I think the show would be funny.
00:43:21.000 And then he's like, looking at me, he's like, are you fucking with me? 0.99
00:43:24.000 That's what I would have thought. 0.99
00:43:25.000 And then I'm like, uh oh, the, the, the turn is, is, is, is really bad.
00:43:28.000 It's even worse.
00:43:29.000 I better put more money in. 0.99
00:43:31.000 And then when the river came, it was clear that I had, I had the nut straight and I was just like, oh shit, I'm going to have to go all in. 0.97
00:43:36.000 Otherwise he's going to call me and I'm gonna lose all my money. 0.94
00:43:39.000 And then he sits there thinking for a second and he's like, I call.
00:43:41.000 And then I flip over the straight. 1.00
00:43:42.000 He's like, fuck, I thought you were fucking with me. 1.00
00:43:44.000 So that's the fun shit that I like doing. 1.00
00:43:46.000 I used to play either six or eight. 0.97
00:43:48.000 It's like 15 years ago, but six or eight tables at a time online, offshore, you know, poker playing.
00:43:54.000 It was so fun, man.
00:43:55.000 It was such a good time.
00:43:56.000 And then all like the feds went after it. 0.98
00:43:58.000 They fucking absorbed all of our funds and it just kind of killed it. 0.99
00:44:01.000 I got breaking news from Jack Posobiec, who just tweeted out, who is this fool out here looking like Lard Biscuit? 0.99
00:44:07.000 And then it's a picture of you, Clint. 1.00
00:44:08.000 Why the fuck? 0.99
00:44:09.000 I think because you brought him up on the show earlier. 1.00
00:44:12.000 Oh, because I brought Posobiec?
00:44:14.000 Pozo got weapons, man.
00:44:14.000 Yeah, Pozo.
00:44:18.000 You look tired in that photo.
00:44:21.000 You know what we can do?
00:44:23.000 We can do, uh, maybe we do the poker show at the coffee shop.
00:44:27.000 Yeah, we could.
00:44:28.000 Yeah.
00:44:29.000 So we'll need to get another table excited.
00:44:30.000 I got one getting delivered, but that'd be really cool.
00:44:32.000 Third floor.
00:44:33.000 And then, uh, it's a non-buy.
00:44:35.000 Like the idea is there's no buy-in.
00:44:37.000 The idea would be more tournament style.
00:44:38.000 Everybody's given when you show up a set amount of chip value that you can play with.
00:44:43.000 And the goal is just to be the winner.
00:44:45.000 So it's not gambling.
00:44:46.000 And then we just, we play it, we film it.
00:44:48.000 Maybe we can get members even, you know, cause we're building the new coffee shop, third floor.
00:44:52.000 We can have gaming set up, podcast set up.
00:44:54.000 Let's do that.
00:44:55.000 All right, we're gonna wrap this up, and thanks everybody for being members.
00:45:00.000 This was one of the more fun members-only shows.
00:45:03.000 I'm really interested to see how tomorrow's new Culture War with Tim Poole show turns out.
00:45:07.000 It'll be up at 1 p.m.
00:45:08.000 youtube.com slash timcast.
00:45:10.000 And then we're going to put up clips from the show throughout the week.
00:45:13.000 The reason I want to do this show is that, as I mentioned, a lot of guests don't want to do news commentary, and I think we can actually generate news by interviewing high-profile guests who will say things that end up being news stories themselves.
00:45:23.000 So, Clinton Josie, thanks for hanging out.
00:45:26.000 It's been a blast.
00:45:26.000 Thanks so much.
00:45:27.000 Absolute pleasure, brother.
00:45:28.000 Thanks for having me.