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00:00:26.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the members-only portion of the show.

00:00:29.000 We have this really funny story.

00:00:30.000 Newly declassified intelligence documents reveal how CIA officials saw two flying disks, UFOs, in the Soviet Union during the Cold War.

00:00:37.000 Wow!

00:00:38.000 The White House unsealed a set of JFK assassination documents.

00:00:42.000 The files detailed three people reports UFO sighting in the Soviet Union in 1995.

00:00:51.000 That's really crazy!

00:00:53.000 How could- you know, that's so nuts!

00:00:55.000 Hunter Biden called Joe at least 24 times during business meetings with clients when his father was VP.

00:01:00.000 First son's ex-best friend will tell Congress.

00:01:01.000 Well, I don't really care about that.

00:01:02.000 Go back to the UFO story.

00:01:04.000 Oh, good point, good point.

00:01:05.000 What were we talking about?

00:01:06.000 Something about UFOs.

00:01:07.000 I think I lost it.

00:01:08.000 Oh, there it is.

00:01:08.000 Yeah, UFOs.

00:01:10.000 So we got a JFK story and a UFO story.

00:01:12.000 Has anyone seen what the White House is up to?

00:01:14.000 What else is happening?

00:01:15.000 Yeah, let's not undersell it.

00:01:17.000 I was joking. 1.00

00:01:18.000 Fuck this, Hunter Biden. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Motherfucking Joe Biden. 1.00

00:01:21.000 His White House releases JFK and UFO docs. 1.00

00:01:27.000 Wow.

00:01:27.000 That's the sign.

00:01:28.000 Right on time, news breaks that he was on the phone In his son's business dealings. 1.00

00:01:34.000 Fuck these fucking fuckers. 1.00

00:01:36.000 You think they've got- With the Chinese? 1.00

00:01:37.000 Yes.

00:01:38.000 Ukrainians.

00:01:38.000 I think that- Oh, with the Ukraine?

00:01:40.000 Okay.

00:01:41.000 There is proof of the Chinese as well, correct?

00:01:43.000 Just recently?

00:01:44.000 I do believe so, yeah.

00:01:45.000 Yeah.

00:01:45.000 It's really a lot of data.

00:01:46.000 It's almost intentionally confusing.

00:01:48.000 Yeah.

00:01:49.000 It's not a bad strategy.

00:01:50.000 You put so much out there that we just don't, we're not surprised anymore.

00:01:54.000 We don't care anymore.

00:01:55.000 You know, just flood it with all, you know.

00:01:57.000 It's not a terrible strategy.

00:01:58.000 Well, a ton of the proof came out that was all, you know, it was discussed in, like, Laptop from Hell and all that other stuff.

00:02:04.000 Like, all of that came out that, to be authentic, that had to do with the actual Chinese dealings.

00:02:09.000 But now this actually came out that he was on the phone with Hunter during the... Okay, I just want to make sure.

00:02:14.000 Yeah, Kareem Jean-Pierre said he has not been involved with any of Hunter's business dealings.

00:02:18.000 Correct.

00:02:19.000 Okay, so being on the phone with him while he's making a business dealing... Is the opposite of that.

00:02:23.000 Yeah.

00:02:25.000 Well spoke.

00:02:26.000 Yes.

00:02:27.000 So you think they got a trove of, like, stories? 0.99

00:02:29.000 They're like, if shit hits the fan, pull one of these and we'll sell it to the American people. 0.97

00:02:33.000 Can you imagine, though, it being so bad that they're like, all right, listen, JFK and UFO in case this gets worse. 0.99

00:02:40.000 We have these just in the back.

00:02:42.000 We'll just keep them in the back pocket in case.

00:02:44.000 Just, do we have anything worse?

00:02:45.000 They're like, yeah, believe it or not, we do.

00:02:49.000 What's the next story?

00:02:50.000 Tower 7?

00:02:51.000 Tower 7 would be a good one.

00:02:55.000 I feel like they're really ruining UFO news.

00:02:57.000 You know what I mean?

00:02:58.000 Now when UFO news comes out, we're not like, oh, interesting.

00:03:01.000 We're like, ah, what are you guys doing?

00:03:02.000 What information are you hiding?

00:03:04.000 They shot one into a lake last year and we were all like, yeah, I don't really care.

00:03:08.000 You locked us up for a year.

00:03:10.000 The balloon?

00:03:11.000 The Chinese balloons?

00:03:12.000 Yeah.

00:03:13.000 Yeah, when I- I've just- my mind has changed now where I just think of it as unidentified flying object. 0.97

00:03:18.000 I just think it could be fucking anything. 0.96

00:03:19.000 Could be a- a drone. 0.99

00:03:21.000 You know, the amount of drones now that we have, too. 1.00

00:03:23.000 Like, I don't buy any alien bullshit. 0.99

00:03:25.000 Like, we shot- we shot down a UFO and it was like some college classes experimental balloon or some shit. 1.00

00:03:30.000 Well, yeah, once it's a balloon and you're like, that's the Chinese espionage we're worried about is birthday party, I no longer care. 0.93

00:03:37.000 Like it doesn't seem, there's no mystique about it.

00:03:40.000 It doesn't seem fun.

00:03:41.000 Like that fascinates me right there at the alien or the spacecraft that I'm watching right there.

00:03:46.000 But yeah, everything they have, I don't buy anymore.

00:03:48.000 I think it's all lies.

00:03:49.000 It's just magnetism.

00:03:50.000 I don't know how these, well, I wonder what these drones are sometimes.

00:03:53.000 It's probably all sorts of wild, crazy technologies that Tesla was working on. 0.98

00:03:57.000 Long range electricity, maybe.

00:03:59.000 Yeah.

00:03:59.000 Maybe not.

00:04:00.000 Maybe just super lightweight metals, metal materials and fusion power or something.

00:04:04.000 I mean, I do think that UFOs, I mean, aliens do exist.

00:04:08.000 I just don't, I don't even know if they know.

00:04:13.000 Do you think we're advanced enough as a human species to be contacted by aliens?

00:04:18.000 I've heard from a lot of those experts in UFO science and astronomy, they're like, once we get to a certain level of being advanced, then other societies might reach out.

00:04:30.000 Maybe.

00:04:30.000 No.

00:04:31.000 Maybe.

00:04:32.000 We started seeing... He's not interested in us enough yet?

00:04:35.000 Well, I mean, when was the last time you tried communicating with a bunch of groundhogs? 1.00

00:04:39.000 All the time, man.

00:04:39.000 I just want to know what they're up to.

00:04:42.000 Do you ever go out to... I was talking to your chickens.

00:04:45.000 Yeah, but see, we've domesticated those. 0.99

00:04:47.000 Oh.

00:04:48.000 And so, it's possible.

00:04:49.000 Maybe humans are considered domesticated aliens.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, but you can see us.

00:04:54.000 Like, Roberto Jr.

00:04:55.000 knows us.

00:04:56.000 We were there when he was born.

00:04:57.000 Quite literally, when he hatched, we're standing there.

00:04:59.000 And so, he's super chill with us.

00:05:00.000 And like, we could walk up, he just looks at us, it's really funny.

00:05:03.000 Roberto, his dad, was born, you know, and survived a culling because they killed the boys.

00:05:08.000 Born a woman, by the way.

00:05:09.000 Well, it was a boy, but they killed the boys.

00:05:10.000 Yeah, we thought they were all hands.

00:05:11.000 And so, he got lucky, but he wasn't raised around people, so he doesn't like people.

00:05:14.000 You know?

00:05:15.000 Well, yeah, and you survived a holocaust. 0.91

00:05:17.000 And I'm not just saying that to be funny.

00:05:18.000 If you see a bunch of your friends die, they're not gonna trust you. 0.99

00:05:20.000 Dude, when these chickens are born, yup, the humans grab all the boys and just kill them all. 1.00

00:05:26.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:27.000 Rough.

00:05:27.000 I wouldn't trust you either.

00:05:29.000 But Roberto Jr., you know, we raised him, so he's like, you know.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, they're cool.

00:05:32.000 To answer your question, Kellen, I think that we have and are being contacted by other species around the universe, but we aren't aware of how to detect the communication.

00:05:41.000 So then we're not advanced enough?

00:05:43.000 Or I guess we're advanced enough that people are reaching out is what you're saying, but we're not able to reach out, reach back.

00:05:48.000 I don't necessarily agree.

00:05:52.000 Take the Christian approach. 0.85

00:05:53.000 If Earth was created by God, and we are all in God's image, then there's no aliens.

00:05:59.000 And if they are, you know, maybe they, it's possible they exist, but there's a good chance if, you know, assuming that we are in a construct of some sort, there aren't.

00:06:07.000 And you can take the secular view of the same thing.

00:06:08.000 Simulation theory.

00:06:10.000 If this reality was constructed by a higher power, whether it be your Christian view of God, or your Abrahamic view of God, or a simulation like Elon Musk, or Bezos, or whoever else is talking about, why would there be aliens?

00:06:19.000 Like, when we play Grand Theft Auto, there are no aliens.

00:06:22.000 It's just the people in Liberty City or whatever.

00:06:25.000 Or if you take the combination of the two and you have, like, the spaceships of Ezekiel.

00:06:30.000 Yeah.

00:06:31.000 You know, it's like, have you ever read it?

00:06:33.000 No, it's a, it's a book that's not around anymore, but it's very fascinating.

00:06:36.000 And it's a, it's about how you read an Ezekiel makes perfect sense for it to be a spacecraft.

00:06:41.000 And it goes into like how he goes to have a lot of this stuff built.

00:06:44.000 It's, it's pretty crazy.

00:06:45.000 Yeah.

00:06:45.000 Like the chariots of fire and all that stuff.

00:06:47.000 It's a really interesting read.

00:06:49.000 And it kind of explains how this book is specific to what could be a spacecraft and how things were built.

00:06:53.000 Did they actually have chariots of fire in the Bible?

00:06:56.000 Is that what you're referencing?

00:06:59.000 Not the, I'm thinking of the wrong thing, but the book.

00:07:02.000 Is it Enoch?

00:07:03.000 Yes.

00:07:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:05.000 I know that God had angels with flaming swords, so they're mentioning technology of like fire swords.

00:07:12.000 Yes.

00:07:12.000 And if they have flaming chariots, maybe there it's like combustion?

00:07:15.000 Yeah, something.

00:07:16.000 I can't remember exactly what it is, but yes.

00:07:18.000 You're naming it, yeah.

00:07:18.000 But come on, dude.

00:07:19.000 Any advanced species is likely not using combustion.

00:07:23.000 Like, combustion is old-ass technology.

00:07:25.000 But if you don't know what it is, and you're looking at something that's lit up, what are you gonna call it?

00:07:29.000 No, I'm saying, why would an advanced alien species that it comes and creates life or whatever be using combustion?

00:07:35.000 Yeah, on Earth, I would've thought they just were the people 12,000 years ago, and that's what they had. 0.97

00:07:39.000 They found oil, they knew how to light it on fire, whatever the fuck. 0.98

00:07:42.000 Yeah, it's coal. 0.98

00:07:43.000 Oh, like the Atlanteans.

00:07:44.000 I'm not saying it's right, it was just to throw it out there for the conversation.

00:07:48.000 My guess is it's probably terribly incorrect.

00:07:51.000 The Atlanteans had combustion and other people saw it and were like, whoa.

00:07:55.000 The raccoon diet gives you health, but not insight into science.

00:07:57.000 No, no.

00:07:58.000 What if?

00:07:59.000 Let's combine all the conspiracy theories.

00:07:59.000 I don't understand science.

00:08:01.000 I think it's all hocus pocus.

00:08:02.000 Let's combine it all.

00:08:03.000 Mud flood, right?

00:08:04.000 Tartaria.

00:08:05.000 What actually happened is most life on the planet just left the prostate.

00:08:10.000 Human civilization developed, like the city of Atlantis developed technology, built a spaceship, left.

00:08:16.000 The humans that stayed behind had no idea what the fuck was going on, you know, now live in here.

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00:09:23.000 I'll think of that when I'm like flying an airplane.

00:09:25.000 If there's an earthquake right now, I wouldn't even notice.

00:09:27.000 I wouldn't even care.

00:09:28.000 It'd be fine.

00:09:29.000 Like I think... Depending on how big the earthquake was.

00:09:30.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:09:31.000 Like a 9.9 happens.

00:09:33.000 Didn't even wake up.

00:09:34.000 Oh, really?

00:09:35.000 Yeah.

00:09:35.000 They said on the news it was the worst one to ever happen.

00:09:37.000 And I'm like, it's not all that bad.

00:09:39.000 Where was it?

00:09:40.000 I was in like, I think it was in Oklahoma or something.

00:09:42.000 Oh, I was referencing like if I was on an airplane and it happened, it'd be like, well, whatever.

00:09:45.000 It's none of my concern anymore.

00:09:47.000 So those people that took the spaceship off earth.

00:09:49.000 Yeah, you wouldn't care at all.

00:09:52.000 There was just that big earthquake in Alaska, and I feel like everyone else was like, hmm, that's Alaska.

00:09:57.000 But that was the Aleutians.

00:09:58.000 It's so far away.

00:09:59.000 It's the Ring of Fire.

00:09:59.000 Who cares about that?

00:10:01.000 Yes, but it was the Aleutians.

00:10:02.000 Yeah.

00:10:03.000 Like, those stretched to Japan.

00:10:04.000 Did it cause a tsunami?

00:10:05.000 No, there was just a tsunami warning for like an hour.

00:10:07.000 But it wasn't like Anchorage or anything.

00:10:09.000 It was like on Alaska, where 12 people live.

00:10:12.000 Yeah, we don't care about those 12 people.

00:10:14.000 Except if you want crabs.

00:10:15.000 Yeah, definitely because of climate change, of all things, turned out.

00:10:19.000 Yo, I was in Vegas.

00:10:21.000 It was 120 degrees outside.

00:10:23.000 Two women just died.

00:10:24.000 Oh, it's all over the place, yeah.

00:10:27.000 It was 114.

00:10:27.000 When I was there, it was 120.

00:10:29.000 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:10:31.000 You walk outside of any casino. 1.00

00:10:33.000 Nobody goes outside, for the most part, except at night.

00:10:35.000 At night, it was 110.

00:10:37.000 So, right when we got off the plane, we flew JSX. 0.98

00:10:40.000 Were they hookers or real people? 0.98

00:10:43.000 The people walking around? 0.99

00:10:43.000 That died. 0.99

00:10:45.000 Two women who are hiking in like the Death Valley or something like that. 0.93

00:10:49.000 Yeah, a lot of people do die out there.

00:10:51.000 It wasn't Death Valley, it was called something else, like the Heat Valley or whatever.

00:10:54.000 Ironic.

00:10:55.000 114 degrees and they just never came back.

00:10:57.000 Jesus.

00:10:58.000 Dude, I walked outside to cross from, I think it was the Cosmo to the Aria, and it's quite literally like a minute walk.

00:11:07.000 You're just covered in sweat.

00:11:08.000 No, it's dry.

00:11:09.000 There's no humidity there, so you don't sweat at all.

00:11:11.000 You feel coolness on all over you because the water is being ripped from your body.

00:11:16.000 But as soon as I got in, all of my shoes were Scorching hot because they're, they're black vans.

00:11:23.000 It was nuts.

00:11:24.000 I don't know how people, I was driving around, you see people walking outside and I'm just like, that's crazy.

00:11:28.000 Then of course this story, two women walking for a hike, dead.

00:11:31.000 Dude in Abu Dhabi?

00:11:34.000 154?

00:11:34.000 Was it Abu Dhabi?

00:11:35.000 It was like in the east coast of the Persian Gulf, 154 degrees last week.

00:11:39.000 I feel like that just shows you God doesn't want you there.

00:11:41.000 Yeah.

00:11:41.000 Okay.

00:11:42.000 I was going to say, you know, these places are hot, but also how much of this is self-inflicted by the fact that these are like, Just complete black concrete like Texas uses what white concrete so it doesn't absorb as much heat like if you have these massive cities which already retain heat on top of black concrete which absorbs more heat

00:11:58.000 I have a hard time gauging how, what, because I don't know about science, much like you, how much the temperature increases because of what we've done to the area that it's in.

00:12:07.000 It would be hot, I totally believe it, but is it extra hot because we aren't thinking about what we're building?

00:12:12.000 That's a big problem in the Chicago area.

00:12:15.000 As of right now, it's 120.4 in Abadan, Iran.

00:12:21.000 Basra, Iraq is 120.

00:12:23.000 Well, there goes my family vacation.

00:12:26.000 It's all basically Tunisia, Iraq, Kuwait, etc.

00:12:29.000 Do you think that they're controlling the weather to attack Iran? 0.74

00:12:34.000 No.

00:12:35.000 Minimum Concordia.

00:12:37.000 Minus 113. 1.00

00:12:37.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:12:39.000 I had a friend who taught a lot of people. 1.00

00:12:42.000 It was in Iran.

00:12:44.000 A lot of people that would come over and kind of like switch from their side over to America.

00:12:49.000 A lot of them were like, you know, fake traders or whatever.

00:12:52.000 But, uh, he would teach him English and stuff like that, and, uh, who was part of the U.S.

00:12:56.000 military.

00:12:57.000 And, like, seriously, like, the worst snakes imaginable and stuff just come inside to keep cool, like, it's a living hell.

00:13:04.000 No, none for me, thank you, though.

00:13:06.000 Like, it's awful there.

00:13:07.000 At around, uh, at around minus 50, I think, you can pour water, and it'll start freezing, just like... Oh, that's cool.

00:13:11.000 You've seen the videos of people, like, chucking water, and it just becomes ice as they throw it, right?

00:13:15.000 Yeah, snow.

00:13:16.000 Yeah.

00:13:18.000 Well, there you go.

00:13:18.000 Well, that's like the cooking eggs thing.

00:13:20.000 I mean, I remember doing that in Arizona as a kid on the sidewalk at my cousin's house.

00:13:25.000 So, as of right now, it's 109 in Las Vegas.

00:13:29.000 It's 720 in Vegas right now.

00:13:32.000 What do we got?

00:13:33.000 Wichita Falls is 108.

00:13:34.000 Glasgow Airport, 107.

00:13:37.000 I wonder how long until they'll start using the drones that they use in the Middle East here, stateside.

00:13:42.000 You know, the ones that... Spray water?

00:13:43.000 No, they, like, shock the atmosphere.

00:13:46.000 They, like, shoot electricity in the atmosphere, and it produces rain clouds somehow.

00:13:51.000 Well, that's awesome.

00:13:52.000 I don't understand the science, but... That's incredible.

00:13:54.000 Yo, the coldest place in America right now is 45 degrees.

00:13:58.000 That's it.

00:13:59.000 In King Salmon.

00:14:00.000 That's it.

00:14:00.000 Where's King Salmon?

00:14:01.000 I wear shorts at 45.

00:14:02.000 Where's King Salmon?

00:14:03.000 I have no idea.

00:14:04.000 It's a guy.

00:14:05.000 It's a guy.

00:14:06.000 Mount Washington!

00:14:07.000 How is he so cool?

00:14:08.000 He's just super cool?

00:14:09.000 Mount Washington I think was like, what was it, like minus 100?

00:14:12.000 We were supposed to go there?

00:14:14.000 Where's Mount Washington?

00:14:16.000 I think it's like Vermont.

00:14:17.000 Vermont?

00:14:18.000 Yeah, or New Hampshire or something.

00:14:19.000 Negative 100?

00:14:21.000 Yeah, this was earlier this year.

00:14:23.000 Is that with windchill or is it just straight up?

00:14:26.000 That was actual just temperature I'm pretty sure.

00:14:28.000 The crazier thing that I've seen is how hot the ocean, the Atlantic Ocean, has been and like people in Florida like it's too hot to swim.

00:14:35.000 It's like 98 degrees.

00:14:36.000 What?

00:14:36.000 They're saying it's gotten hotter in the last couple years than it has throughout the last like hundred or something.

00:14:42.000 And yeah, recorded history whenever we started taking note of it.

00:14:47.000 It's wild, like you can't even swim, and they said it's going to be bad for hurricane season, but we'll see.

00:14:51.000 They said last year was supposed to be pretty bad, and I don't think it really was, if I remember correctly.

00:14:55.000 There was a year, like four years ago, where we had three hurricanes.

00:14:58.000 Normally there's one.

00:14:59.000 So that was like a big... I think we're in frogs in a pot with the climate thing right now, and like people are making fun of the climate zealots, because a lot of them are misled.

00:15:07.000 I don't think you can stop producing waste.

00:15:08.000 Well, some of them are developmentally disabled.

00:15:10.000 Yeah, literally.

00:15:12.000 But if we just ignore it, I just watched a video of the sea level rising slowly every year, every year, every year for the last like 20 or 30 years.

00:15:19.000 That's fake news.

00:15:20.000 Are you sure?

00:15:21.000 I hope so.

00:15:21.000 Well, I'll tell you this.

00:15:22.000 If a guy comes to me and he brings a bunch of his friends, they're all very wealthy, and they say, listen to us, the ocean levels are going to rise.

00:15:30.000 And then I look down at my portfolio and I'm like, all of you guys have beachfront property.

00:15:35.000 Why would I trust them?

00:15:37.000 That's just it.

00:15:38.000 Sorry.

00:15:38.000 Have a nice day.

00:15:39.000 Go fuck yourselves. 1.00

00:15:41.000 Because Obama, his house should be underwater. 1.00

00:15:44.000 If this is true.

00:15:45.000 And it may be true.

00:15:46.000 No, it's only inches.

00:15:47.000 That's true.

00:15:47.000 He told us.

00:15:48.000 We did.

00:15:49.000 We pulled this up, remember?

00:15:50.000 It was five and a half feet.

00:15:50.000 Oh no, I wasn't there.

00:15:51.000 We pulled up the NOAA chart, and it's like, within ten years, most of his property is submerged. 0.99

00:15:56.000 Well, who the fuck is buying? 0.97

00:15:57.000 Are they like, well, the end is coming. 0.99

00:15:59.000 That's how much money they have.

00:16:00.000 So, uh, might as well just buy property and enjoy it.

00:16:03.000 Before the end wipes us all out.

00:16:05.000 Maybe that's the mentality.

00:16:06.000 Maybe all of these global elites are like, you know, the world is warming, we're all gonna die, we've got no time left, so we're gonna buy beachfront property to ride it out in style.

00:16:16.000 It looks like the sea level's risen about close to 300 millimeters in the last 150 years.

00:16:26.000 I don't know if that's shocking or not.

00:16:27.000 There's too much disinformation about climate change.

00:16:30.000 Some people, I've been told, are hiding certain parts of the climate shift over the last few hundred years because it doesn't work with their data.

00:16:38.000 They want to show a constant escalation, but it jolts and you'll see upticks and then the temperatures go down.

00:16:45.000 Here's a good one.

00:16:46.000 Hazmat said, no insurance agency would allow mortgages for waterfront property if climate change was real.

00:16:53.000 Tell me how any bank is selling a 30-year mortgage in Miami Beach if any of these people actually believed it.

00:17:00.000 And Miami Beach was supposed to be wiped off the planet like 10 years ago, I think.

00:17:04.000 Yeah.

00:17:06.000 They're lying.

00:17:07.000 Sorry.

00:17:08.000 And I'll tell you this.

00:17:09.000 Maybe, maybe they're not.

00:17:10.000 Certainly it's within the realm of possibility.

00:17:13.000 But they're untrustworthy.

00:17:14.000 Yeah, they are untrustworthy.

00:17:15.000 It's shifty for sure.

00:17:17.000 And misled.

00:17:18.000 The idea that we can cease production to save it is not the way.

00:17:20.000 You need to reuse the waste.

00:17:22.000 It's the only...

00:17:23.000 Only ethical and logical solution.

00:17:24.000 It would be funny, though, if they start, you know, at Miami Beach building platforms at, like, the fourth floor that look suspiciously like a boardwalk and connecting all of the buildings.

00:17:35.000 You know, like, what's going on here?

00:17:36.000 And they're like, don't mind us.

00:17:38.000 No big deal.

00:17:40.000 Ensuring our, and they're waterproofing the base levels.

00:17:43.000 Yeah, all of a sudden you realize they're building little rockets on the bottom of them.

00:17:46.000 That would be, how cool would it be to have a building that was actually like four stories underwater?

00:17:51.000 That's how South America was, and the Bay Lin where I stayed, but they were like stilts. 1.00

00:17:56.000 The bottom half of the house would be like open, no walls, and it would just be like on four giant wooden pillars.

00:18:01.000 Well, yeah, but I'm saying like- And you go upstairs and that's where the family lives full time. 0.93

00:18:05.000 You go into a building- Build boats and shit on the bottom floor.

00:18:07.000 You walk onto like a large bridge into a building, And the rooms are actually underwater. 0.72

00:18:12.000 There's a, um, there's a hotel in China where it used to be a quarry.

00:18:16.000 And so they flooded it.

00:18:17.000 But before they flooded it, they built like 10 stories of hotel rooms. 0.99

00:18:21.000 No shit. 0.98

00:18:21.000 Into the side of the quarry and then they flooded it. 0.98

00:18:23.000 So now it's like an underwater hotel.

00:18:25.000 It's, it's so cool.

00:18:26.000 It's incredible.

00:18:27.000 But they, it totally an engineering marvel.

00:18:30.000 Like it took a lot of money, a lot of time, some very smart people to get this done.

00:18:35.000 Also, would you stay there and be like, Oh my gosh, the window's going to break.

00:18:38.000 Oh yeah, here it is.

00:18:39.000 Yeah, I'd be a little freaked out.

00:18:40.000 Couldn't help it.

00:18:41.000 This is sick.

00:18:42.000 Oh, so it's above water and goes under?

00:18:44.000 Yeah, I forget how many stories goes beneath.

00:18:48.000 I'd be like, I'd like one of the rooms that is not underwater, please.

00:18:51.000 Oh, the B1M is awesome, I love this guy.

00:18:53.000 Wow.

00:18:53.000 The structure features a full-height glass atrium conceived as a waterfall design presented extreme construction crisis.

00:19:01.000 For me.

00:19:03.000 Is this China?

00:19:04.000 Yeah, China.

00:19:05.000 He's like, we're gonna adjust.

00:19:07.000 You know, if the flooding gets bad, we'll find ways.

00:19:10.000 So they kind of just built it and then let it... I think so.

00:19:12.000 That's where I understand it.

00:19:13.000 Is it China?

00:19:14.000 Yeah, China.

00:19:15.000 He's like, we're gonna adjust, you know, if the flooding gets bad, we'll find ways.

00:19:20.000 So they kind of just built it and then let it...

00:19:22.000 I think so.

00:19:23.000 I can't remember the exact order.

00:19:25.000 Oh yeah, because they left the waterfall.

00:19:29.000 Is it done yet?

00:19:29.000 This is four years ago, this video.

00:19:31.000 There might be an update.

00:19:31.000 I thought it was done.

00:19:32.000 of extraordinary projects conceived and constructed...

00:19:35.000 This is four years ago, this video.

00:19:36.000 There might be an update.

00:19:37.000 Undoubtedly.

00:19:38.000 Um...

00:19:39.000 China opens hotel and quarry?

00:19:41.000 I thought it was done.

00:19:42.000 Pottery Pot in China.

00:19:43.000 ...used to create Zhongguo Jianzhu.

00:19:44.000 Yes.

00:19:45.000 Whoa.

00:19:46.000 Yeah, they flooded it.

00:19:47.000 Because for someone, like, the underwater rooms are in a trap.

00:19:52.000 That's crazy.

00:19:53.000 Oh, for sure.

00:19:54.000 I would, like, I'd go underwater and eat.

00:19:56.000 That's because the bottom floor of this hotel is actually built under the water.

00:19:59.000 It would suck if, like, all those sharks came in your room.

00:20:01.000 The first time ever that I'm gonna be eating. 0.79

00:20:03.000 You woke up.

00:20:05.000 Have you?

00:20:05.000 I wonder if you'd get seasick being in an underwater hotel room, even though you're not moving.

00:20:09.000 I feel like pressure, you know what I mean?

00:20:11.000 That might get to you, yeah.

00:20:12.000 Cool.

00:20:13.000 That looks awesome.

00:20:14.000 Cool place.

00:20:14.000 I don't know, I would stay there.

00:20:15.000 I'd take it back.

00:20:16.000 We're all gonna live in Waterworld.

00:20:17.000 That movie was great.

00:20:19.000 And we're gonna ride around stealing gas and smoking cigarettes.

00:20:22.000 And I'm gonna have sand, and I'm gonna be like, talk about how much money it's worth, because it is money now, because it's sand.

00:20:28.000 It's called dry land.

00:20:29.000 Yes, it's amazing.

00:20:30.000 And then I guess they go to Mt.

00:20:31.000 Everest.

00:20:32.000 They're gonna remake Waterworld.

00:20:33.000 Oh, good.

00:20:34.000 Why wouldn't you?

00:20:35.000 I liked the idea, but... Do it on Mars, if you may remake it.

00:20:38.000 Or it may have to be the sequel, like water, another water world.

00:20:41.000 Water Mars.

00:20:41.000 It'll be like after they melt all the ice under the dust on Mars.

00:20:44.000 Here's an idea.

00:20:45.000 It's a movie where there are people on like an abandoned planet.

00:20:51.000 And then the actual story is that it was a colony ship that crashed.

00:20:55.000 And 300 years later, they have no idea human civilization ever existed.

00:20:59.000 And they're just, you know, Living 300 years, human civilization, couple thousand people only, and they have no idea that they came from Earth with knowledge of technology because their ship crashed over.

00:21:15.000 That'd be cool, like an M. Night Shyamalan movie where you don't find out till the end, but it doesn't even matter when you find out, it's just kind of part of the story, because the story's so good.

00:21:22.000 Or like, yeah, or the ship comes back and they discover Earth.

00:21:27.000 But it's like all been flooded by water, but then they start discovering the stuff about Earth, and you're like, oh.

00:21:32.000 Well, but why would Earth, it's like, so what I'm saying is there's a story that takes place on a planet that's in development from, like, tribal, like, people.

00:21:40.000 Yeah.

00:21:40.000 And they have religion, and then there's actually a massively advanced human civilization, us.

00:21:46.000 Yeah.

00:21:46.000 A colony ship went to space.

00:21:48.000 Let's say the military officers running the ship died in a gas leak, oxygen bursts, an emergency release drops the pods on the planet, they all come out and they're like, what happened?

00:22:01.000 They have kids, tell stories, stories become myth and legend.

00:22:04.000 No one actually, by four generations, no one actually believes Earth is real.

00:22:08.000 It's a crazy story of heaven.

00:22:11.000 Like, there's a place where we come from way up in the sky where you can fly and there's all the food you can eat whenever you want.

00:22:20.000 People just eat so much food and everyone is there.

00:22:23.000 You can talk in an instant just by thinking and they're like...

00:22:26.000 Sounds like magic.

00:22:28.000 And they would just assume it's some fantastic religious nonsense.

00:22:31.000 I like that movie because you wouldn't have cell phones.

00:22:34.000 I was there too.

00:22:35.000 Did you ever get the vibe that movies started to suck when the characters talk on cell phones?

00:22:41.000 Yes.

00:22:42.000 It made it convenient.

00:22:44.000 Yeah.

00:22:45.000 A phone booth wouldn't even exist.

00:22:49.000 I love that where they got to get to a phone because it's like I need to communicate and all that like struggle is now removed because it's just like, well, I think that's why a lot of movies are set.

00:22:58.000 Sorry.

00:22:58.000 No, you go.

00:22:59.000 Like a lot of movies that are set back in the seventies because people want to write them where there's not an easily fixable problem with a cell phone.

00:23:07.000 You know, the worst thing about sitcoms is that almost all of their problems would be solved by saying a word.

00:23:11.000 It'll be like, you know, a guy's sister is over and the girlfriend walks in and she sees this woman in a bathrobe and she's like, how dare you?

00:23:21.000 No, wait, let me explain.

00:23:22.000 No, you're cheating on me.

00:23:23.000 No, just let me say one thing.

00:23:24.000 No, I won't let you.

00:23:25.000 I'm breaking up with you.

00:23:26.000 Aw, shucks.

00:23:27.000 Instead of just going, it's my sister. 1.00

00:23:29.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:23:30.000 I hate those shows. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Like, just say the word.

00:23:34.000 Say word.

00:23:34.000 All right, let's go to colors.

00:23:36.000 Alrighty.

00:23:38.000 Okay, so... We can actually see the names this time, so we're just gonna go down the list.

00:23:44.000 Akrul, if I say that right, I'm gonna unmute you. 1.00

00:23:48.000 You should be with us.

00:23:49.000 What up?

00:23:51.000 Yo.

00:23:54.000 He might have to unmute himself.

00:23:56.000 No, Akrul, you are mute.

00:23:58.000 You are now muted.

00:23:59.000 Now you're muted.

00:24:00.000 Now you're unmuted and just not saying words. 0.96

00:24:03.000 Hello?

00:24:04.000 It's in your settings.

00:24:06.000 Yeah, you might need to choose a different input for your microphone.

00:24:09.000 Or you're on push-to-talk.

00:24:12.000 Alright, we are gonna come back to you, Akrul.

00:24:15.000 We'll give you some, uh, it looks like you're trying to figure this one out.

00:24:18.000 So we will, we will come back to you.

00:24:19.000 We'll try you next.

00:24:19.000 To see Nosky.

00:24:21.000 Nosky!

00:24:22.000 Nosky jumped the line.

00:24:23.000 What's up?

00:24:24.000 Howdy, howdy, howdy. 0.96

00:24:26.000 How's it going?

00:24:28.000 Great, actually.

00:24:29.000 I've been telling people this is the best day ever, to be honest.

00:24:32.000 I started out, I replied to one of Dave's tweets, and he actually followed me back this morning.

00:24:37.000 Wow.

00:24:37.000 Best day ever.

00:24:39.000 Do you remember doing that, Dave?

00:24:40.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:24:42.000 Well, there you go.

00:24:43.000 You're lucky number 100.

00:24:44.000 Thank you.

00:24:45.000 Well, there you go.

00:24:46.000 Nice.

00:24:46.000 I feel good.

00:24:47.000 So, my question is for you, Dave, actually.

00:24:50.000 Okay.

00:24:51.000 I've said it before.

00:24:52.000 Others have said it.

00:24:53.000 Oftentimes, you're the funniest person in the room, if not one of them.

00:24:59.000 Uh, as such, how do you handle being in a room where there's so many people that are equal to you or maybe on that next level?

00:25:06.000 Uh, does it alter how you react in that room?

00:25:10.000 Uh, do you feel like you need to step up your game at all?

00:25:13.000 No, I just have fun.

00:25:14.000 I just enjoy talking to people.

00:25:15.000 And if there's a people that are equally funny or having fun, I just enjoy just talking to other people.

00:25:21.000 I mean, it's kind of like, uh, especially when you're surrounded by comics or other people that are.

00:25:26.000 You know, you don't always want to just kind of one up and try to steal a conversation.

00:25:29.000 I just think being natural and being yourself is the best way to go about it.

00:25:32.000 And you kind of see where everything lands.

00:25:36.000 Right on.

00:25:37.000 I can agree with that.

00:25:37.000 Yeah, that's kind of the best way.

00:25:39.000 Thank you.

00:25:40.000 Really good stuff.

00:25:41.000 Thank you.

00:25:42.000 So the follow up to that would be, you know, based on your routine, it does use a lot of material from your past.

00:25:47.000 Yes.

00:25:47.000 You know, different stories there.

00:25:49.000 How much of that is actually true story and how much of it is garnished to spice it up or polish it?

00:25:56.000 Uh, most of it is.

00:25:59.000 I mean, it's basically all true, it's just some of it will be, like, exaggerated for the point of, like, comic relief a little bit, but the stuff that seems like it might be falsified isn't.

00:26:10.000 Like, the harder stuff is completely real.

00:26:14.000 Like, if you're talking about, like, if you look into, like, hitting my bully with a brick, or almost getting picked up by a pedo, or all, like, that's all completely real.

00:26:22.000 Like, uh, being arrested 13 times, the car crashes, the...

00:26:27.000 being attacked by a wolf man, all that stuff, like that's all completely real.

00:26:33.000 So like that's, and that took me a long time to do it on stage.

00:26:36.000 Like even the one that I'm doing recently about my parents coming home

00:26:39.000 from my daggeting cancer surgery and I had passed out from masturbating 0.75

00:26:43.000 while making a grilled cheese.

00:26:45.000 Like that was completely, that's completely real, but it took a long time for me to be vulnerable enough

00:26:49.000 to actually start talking about those on stage.

00:26:52.000 So, like, at first, you know, it's like a lot of dark one-liners, but over time it's grown to where I don't mind being completely honest with an audience, you know?

00:27:01.000 I mean, you certainly cut out certain parts, like the...

00:27:04.000 The immense pain that you cause your family and friends.

00:27:07.000 But it's all pretty accurate or a slightly embellished, for the sake of storytelling, version of the truth.

00:27:15.000 Alright, I get that.

00:27:17.000 My favorite one is the wolfman joke.

00:27:21.000 That one is true.

00:27:22.000 The only part in that that's slightly exaggerated is in the beginning of that, I talk about bonging a fifth and falling through a glass table, which is a completely true story, but that is actually separate from how I got to the mental hospital, so I combine two stories there.

00:27:39.000 But yeah, I did in fact bong a fifth.

00:27:41.000 My friend Anthony who's in that story, he's passed now, but my friend Nick, I actually just went to a fair with him and his kid and we were talking about it, you know, like our kids are riding rides and we were still discussing about the days where I used to bong fifths, you know.

00:27:55.000 What is the fifth?

00:27:57.000 A fifth of whiskey.

00:27:59.000 That was a fifth of absolute vodka, but I used to do mainly whiskey.

00:28:03.000 When I was really drunk or high, they'd pour a fifth or a half pint or whatever into a beer bong and I'd slam it.

00:28:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:28:11.000 They may smoke weed out of a bong with alcohol as the water.

00:28:14.000 Oh, no, no, like a funnel at the end and then a giant tube, and then I would do that with liquor.

00:28:20.000 And it was because I would shake, too, if I didn't drink.

00:28:22.000 I was really into complete, full-blown alcoholism by the time I was 15, and then I quit when I was 27.

00:28:33.000 How did life change for the most after that?

00:28:36.000 I don't know, we could take more followers.

00:28:38.000 Oh no, for the better.

00:28:39.000 I mean, mainly for the better, but I still, like I said, I struggle with stuff where I like to do stuff in extremes, so I always will have a problem with something, but I'm much better at it now because I can identify it and I'm always honest with myself about it.

00:28:55.000 Right on.

00:28:56.000 Hell yeah.

00:28:56.000 Yeah, but I appreciate the call.

00:28:57.000 I mean, yeah, it's all based on truth and I do that so, you know, not just so people can relate to me, but it is cool when people do relate and go like, I had this serious problem.

00:29:06.000 I've been sober for three years because of something you said.

00:29:09.000 That's kind of a crazy thing to hear because you told a joke.

00:29:12.000 Right on.

00:29:13.000 Word, is that satisfying, Cernovsky?

00:29:16.000 That is more than satisfying.

00:29:18.000 Thank you very much.

00:29:18.000 Thank you.

00:29:19.000 Thank you for calling in, brother.

00:29:20.000 We're going to try and get a Kroll back. 0.97

00:29:23.000 And a Kroll, did you figure it out?

00:29:28.000 You can do it.

00:29:30.000 No, I don't.

00:29:30.000 I don't think it's figured out yet, brother.

00:29:31.000 No, man.

00:29:34.000 We'll come circle back.

00:29:35.000 We'll come back to you.

00:29:36.000 We'll come back to you.

00:29:37.000 Let's jump down to flagrant triggers.

00:29:40.000 Flagrant.

00:29:40.000 You were with us.

00:29:41.000 What up?

00:29:43.000 Hey, thanks for taking the call, guys.

00:29:45.000 Hopefully I don't cause a 20-minute debacle this time.

00:29:49.000 My question's for Tim, and then I'd like to get the panel's thoughts after.

00:29:54.000 Tim, you're known to congratulate, like, Radical left influencers or leftist influencers or politicians when they do like general acts of good.

00:30:05.000 Yeah.

00:30:06.000 But my question is, should we reward those types since they're creating division and promote radical ideology with praise since they're actively pushing for the downfall of basically the Republic?

00:30:22.000 Yes.

00:30:22.000 And that especially applies to paid actors?

00:30:25.000 Because, this, I guess the second question would be, isn't that kind of rewarding evil?

00:30:31.000 No.

00:30:32.000 You, uh, so, here's the issue.

00:30:35.000 Uh, I'll tell the Joey Stiles story.

00:30:37.000 I like Joey. 0.99

00:30:38.000 Uh, Joey hired a bunch of black guys to smash up a car with Trump logos on it, to trick people into thinking that if you were a Trump supporter, black people would attack you. 0.99

00:30:46.000 Or, whatever, to create shock content. 0.98

00:30:48.000 He got exposed, he got attacked for it. 1.00

00:30:51.000 Everybody shat on him, and told him to go fuck himself. 1.00

00:30:53.000 Prominent personalities and influencers were like, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you did fake news. 1.00

00:30:58.000 And even I said that. 1.00

00:31:00.000 And then, I thought about it for like two seconds, and was like, holy shit, that's actually a really bad idea. 0.99

00:31:04.000 Because that means the only thing he can do is more evil. 0.90

00:31:07.000 If you've got someone like Cenk Uygur of the Young Turks, being attacked relentlessly by the left, for saying things that are true and correct, or like Ana Kasparian, a better example.

00:31:16.000 She's like, hey, don't call me a birthing person.

00:31:18.000 And the left relentlessly berates and attacks her?

00:31:21.000 Where do you think she's gonna go?

00:31:22.000 Do you think she's gonna cry and beg and say, okay, fine, I'll do whatever you say?

00:31:27.000 She could, only if she has no other options.

00:31:30.000 But what if then a whole bunch of people like, say, us, are like, hey, you know, we may disagree, Anna, but that was really cool of you to say, and we respect you on this one.

00:31:37.000 Well now, there's an open door to her right, and a screaming pitchfork mob to her left. 1.00

00:31:43.000 Guess which direction she runs. 0.96

00:31:44.000 You have to give people the opportunity to do the right thing. 0.99

00:31:48.000 If someone comes out, if Anna Kavanaugh said the right thing, and we all just went, fuck you, she'd say, look, she'd think to herself, my only option is to pander to these lefties, because the right hates me no matter what I do. 0.97

00:31:59.000 Then she tweets out, I'm so sorry for offending you, I'll do anything you say. 0.99

00:32:02.000 That's her only choice.

00:32:04.000 So we don't want to create those situations.

00:32:05.000 We want to tell people who are bad, who are doing bad things, if you do a good thing, we praise you and reward you.

00:32:11.000 Because a good thing is good.

00:32:12.000 You do a bad thing, we criticize you.

00:32:14.000 And so long as you do a good thing, you're welcome here.

00:32:17.000 Yeah, I agree with you.

00:32:18.000 Yeah, I do too.

00:32:19.000 Yeah.

00:32:19.000 Cause I mean, if you just, if, cause then you're being inauthentic to yourself, if you don't, you know, if you're not being honest with her and how you feel.

00:32:26.000 And you want to recognize good in the world, right?

00:32:28.000 Like if she's doing a good thing, she deserves credit for that.

00:32:31.000 She deserves condemnation for doing something bad.

00:32:34.000 We can't just always have negativity being the only thing we respond to, right?

00:32:38.000 I mean, imagine this way.

00:32:39.000 Imagine like you're trying to, uh, what was someone just stepped out?

00:32:42.000 That was a cruel.

00:32:43.000 Oh, why is this?

00:32:46.000 This should not be making those noises.

00:32:47.000 Anyway, imagine you are training, you know, a horse.

00:32:50.000 And you want the horse to jump over a log.

00:32:55.000 And every time he does, you whack him as hard as you can with a stick.

00:32:59.000 Do you think the horse will continue to jump over the log?

00:33:01.000 I don't think so.

00:33:02.000 No, the horse is probably going to stop jumping over the log and back away and be like, OK, like we negative reinforcement.

00:33:09.000 We know it.

00:33:10.000 If you hit someone repeatedly, they'll stop doing it.

00:33:13.000 So if like, Ana Kasparian's doing a bunch of good things, but you then just insult her, she'll stop saying good things.

00:33:19.000 Right.

00:33:19.000 It's just like, normal, any life form would do this.

00:33:24.000 Absolutely.

00:33:24.000 You know?

00:33:25.000 So it's like, you can give the horse an apple, when it jumps over the log, and the horse is gonna be like, that was awesome!

00:33:31.000 Jumped over this log, gave me an apple!

00:33:33.000 I'm in a good mood.

00:33:34.000 There you go.

00:33:34.000 That's how it's done.

00:33:36.000 How do we turn off that audio?

00:33:39.000 It's in settings, you have to turn it off of notifications.

00:33:43.000 I can find it afterwards, Tim, unless you want to do it right now.

00:33:49.000 Yeah, those bings and bongs can get to you.

00:33:52.000 You know, I'll follow up, I agree.

00:33:53.000 Yeah, who turned it on?

00:33:55.000 Basically with what everybody's saying, I agree with that.

00:33:57.000 And when I think of humans, I don't really think of them as like, this one is an evil one, this one is a good one, because people are capable of horrible evil and amazing good.

00:34:05.000 Everybody is.

00:34:06.000 Um, so you want to reward the good and highlight the good and expose the evil, I suppose, but not linger on it too.

00:34:14.000 You know, that's kind of a subject of how you deal with evil actions is like, I think exposing it for sure is a good start.

00:34:20.000 Exposing it and condemning it.

00:34:21.000 I mean, if it's bad, it's bad, and you should feel comfortable saying that, right?

00:34:24.000 But a lot of times, it's so bad that it condemns itself.

00:34:28.000 Just the exposition itself, like, shows the world of what a horrible thing it is.

00:34:32.000 You don't even need to be part of the inspiration.

00:34:35.000 Well, there's, like, dogpiling where everyone has, you know, told someone how horrible they are or whatever else.

00:34:39.000 You don't necessarily need to add to it.

00:34:40.000 But, like, if someone does something wrong, even if it's obvious it's wrong, you can still be like, yes, that was wrong.

00:34:44.000 There's no reason not to.

00:34:46.000 I think part of it is, like, what do you ultimately want?

00:34:48.000 Do you want to say, you know, there's no redemption, right?

00:34:52.000 There's no chance for you to ever do anything good because everything you do is bad.

00:34:56.000 Like, maybe you do feel that way, but on the other hand, like, if you're trying to tell people, like, there is a path forward, even if in the past you have advocated for bad policies and, like, When you speak truth and when you have these good values and we support what you're doing, I'm going to be open about that, right?

00:35:13.000 Are you looking to keep divisions alive or are you looking to see people transition into a better way of living?

00:35:20.000 There's always a chance for redemption, at least I believe that.

00:35:22.000 And I mean, people are evil and people are good.

00:35:26.000 But I mean, if there's a point where you see that, I mean, you talk about overwhelming emotions.

00:35:30.000 I mean, sometimes there is something that happens in your life that makes you finally feel something that allows you to change for the better, or at least attempt to.

00:35:37.000 And I mean, you do want to reward that.

00:35:39.000 There's not always a path to redemption, though.

00:35:42.000 For most people.

00:35:42.000 I think there is.

00:35:43.000 Pedophiles.

00:35:43.000 No.

00:35:45.000 Well, but of course it's an outlier.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:35:50.000 I think they could.

00:35:51.000 If someone never pedophiles again, then they've pretty much redeemed themselves.

00:35:54.000 Recidivism is like, what, 100%?

00:35:55.000 Do you think their victim is cool with that?

00:35:58.000 No, I don't know what the victim feels.

00:35:58.000 Like, that's the thing.

00:35:59.000 It's easy for you to be like, well, if you never do it again, but like the person who they were harmed on such a profound level, like, I don't know.

00:36:06.000 It would be very difficult to do that.

00:36:07.000 I think it's worse than murder because murder ends a life, but Abusing kids in this way, not only destroys their life, but it actually destroys the fabric of human civilization. 0.98

00:36:19.000 It deranges consciousness. 0.94

00:36:21.000 It fucks everything up.

00:36:23.000 So it's just like, it's a crime against humanity.

00:36:26.000 Murder is murder, murder is wrong, it's a crime against a human.

00:36:30.000 This pedophilia and the extent to which these traffickers and everything that's a crime against my is destroying someone's home That's like akin to murder to me.

00:36:37.000 Like if you remove someone's house their ability to live that's almost like killing them I don't know the I hope the world starts to see it that way like home defense is a big part of preserving yourself Well, I don't even yeah, I think it's beyond that too and people lose jobs.

00:36:51.000 They get absolutely zero forgiveness They lose everything they've ever worked for I mean, there's certain there's a lot of things that goes along with that that I think is pure not or evil But yeah, when you look at something like pedophilia Yes, if that's something that you're wired for and it's something that you do.

00:37:04.000 Unfortunately, I don't think there is Redemption for that so I will say yeah as a blanket statement.

00:37:10.000 I will agree with you there I do think but I do think that there is a punishment for that and That's death That's just my opinion.

00:37:20.000 My main opposition to the death penalty is there's no system perfect enough to protect the innocent when it comes to it.

00:37:26.000 My main problem with it is having a government with the ability to decide that bothers me.

00:37:31.000 Exactly. 0.50

00:37:32.000 Kamala Harris being like, kill this person, trust me, bothers me. 0.99

00:37:35.000 Trump said he's gonna execute anyone trafficking, even women. 1.00

00:37:39.000 Death penalty. 0.99

00:37:40.000 Swiftly too.

00:37:41.000 He's all about this swift execution kind of mentality. 0.99

00:37:44.000 It's very fucking creepy. 0.99

00:37:45.000 Well, 30 years on death row makes no sense. 0.98

00:37:48.000 If you're convicted of something warranting the death penalty, while I disagree with that there's a decent percentage of people who are innocent, and decent could be 0.1, but it's scary, but my point is this.

00:37:57.000 If the process is such that you have been deemed through due process to have forfeit your life based on the crimes you've committed, why are we waiting 30 years? 0.82

00:38:04.000 Well, I think it comes from the idea of, like, FISA courts and, like, you're going to kill someone if the government's going to kill them. 0.98

00:38:09.000 They better be fucking 1,000, like, 100% sure, not 99.8. 0.92

00:38:13.000 So it should, they should be prioritized. 0.99

00:38:15.000 Appeals process should be prioritized.

00:38:17.000 Stays should be prioritized.

00:38:19.000 But for people who, it shouldn't take 30 years.

00:38:21.000 Also, like, if the cartel hires someone to run a kid across and they kill the runner, did they make the world better?

00:38:28.000 No, you didn't.

00:38:29.000 And you're blaming the wrong person.

00:38:31.000 That's just... What do you mean?

00:38:32.000 What?

00:38:32.000 If you hire some... If, like, a woman you're forcing to run a kid over?

00:38:36.000 Forcing?

00:38:37.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:38:37.000 No, he said if a cartel hires a runner... Do they force people to?

00:38:41.000 I don't know if they subjugate humans and make them run... Kill the mules? 0.84

00:38:45.000 I don't know, man. 0.95

00:38:46.000 Yeah.

00:38:46.000 That's the trafficker!

00:38:48.000 I'm saying a forced mule.

00:38:53.000 I think you have to still be harsh against people who are doing that.

00:38:58.000 The United States does not pay ransoms.

00:39:01.000 Spain and Germany famously do.

00:39:03.000 So what happens?

00:39:05.000 You go to the Middle East, they found out you're American, they run. 0.99

00:39:07.000 You're Spanish or German, they laugh, kidnap you, and beat you. 1.00

00:39:12.000 So, the one promise that people... Yeah, but in America we give them shows on Nickelodeon.

00:39:16.000 But the point is, you go to the Middle East, you get kidnapped, you're an American, the only thing they can rely on is a bunch of JSOC guys jumping out of a helicopter and shooting their families and everyone in the room, because they don't care. 0.93

00:39:28.000 They're just going in there to clear the Americans out. 1.00

00:39:29.000 Right.

00:39:30.000 So they're genuinely worried about capturing Americans.

00:39:32.000 ISIS wasn't, which was really scary.

00:39:34.000 But, famously, when I went through the heat training, they explained this, like, yeah, if you're European, typically they'll hold you for a long period of time, and even try and double the ransom because the countries just keep paying it.

00:39:44.000 If there is a cartel that says, you know what, they're executing our traffickers, let's kidnap someone's kid and force them to do it.

00:39:52.000 If the U.S.

00:39:52.000 says, well, gee, now we can't stop the traffickers because they're being under duress, that will just make them do it more.

00:40:00.000 Of course.

00:40:00.000 If we then say, I don't care why you're trafficking kids, You are facing the due process penalty.

00:40:06.000 Again, not offended that it's a penalty, but if that's the case, I don't think there's an excuse of, but they made me do it.

00:40:11.000 It's like, well, perhaps to a certain extent I can empathize with that, but imagine if the U.S.

00:40:17.000 government didn't allow it, and a gang or cartel, whoever, traffickers, kidnap someone's kid and say, now you will smuggle these people or we'll kill your kid.

00:40:24.000 They'll be like, they're gonna kill us anyway.

00:40:29.000 There's no point in doing it.

00:40:30.000 Granted, I understand there's a strong, there's a difficult question therein, threatening someone's child to force you to do it.

00:40:37.000 You might say, I'll throw my life away gladly for my, to save my kid.

00:40:40.000 So they might still do it.

00:40:41.000 Not an easy question, but I don't think, I don't like the idea of saying, well, you know, we, we can't because we don't know if they were duressed into doing it.

00:40:50.000 That's a really, really difficult question.

00:40:53.000 There's that guy with the bomb on his neck who, uh, what did he do?

00:40:56.000 He robbed a bank or something?

00:40:57.000 And then said, help!

00:40:58.000 Yeah, they made him rob a bank, the pizza guy.

00:41:00.000 And then his head blew up, or his chest blew up.

00:41:02.000 Well, because there was no way to get the bomb off.

00:41:04.000 And then, well, no, they didn't believe him. 1.00

00:41:06.000 They said, fuck you. 1.00

00:41:06.000 Is that what it was? 1.00

00:41:07.000 Yes.

00:41:08.000 They said, we don't, like, get out of here.

00:41:09.000 And they sat him down and walked away.

00:41:11.000 And then he exploded.

00:41:12.000 Okay.

00:41:12.000 They later came out and said he was actually in on it with the guys.

00:41:15.000 And the plan was to pretend.

00:41:17.000 I almost don't believe that.

00:41:19.000 It was a pizza guy.

00:41:20.000 I feel like they grabbed him, pulled him in and put a bomb on him. 0.89

00:41:23.000 And then said, go rob this bank and give us the money and we'll take the bomb off. 0.93

00:41:26.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:41:26.000 Anyway. 0.98

00:41:27.000 Because it all added up to the fact that he was a pizza guy.

00:41:29.000 Yeah.

00:41:30.000 Anyway, Flagrant, was that sufficient? 0.99

00:41:34.000 Yeah, the only thing I got, Dave, I saw you in Greenville, gave you some crappy t-shirts, but you and Derek absolutely fucking killed. 0.98

00:41:43.000 Thank you. 0.91

00:41:43.000 People should go watch your show for Seriously Live. 0.91

00:41:46.000 Thank you very much.

00:41:48.000 Congrats on New World, because certain people lost very fucking excellent talent, and it's awesome seeing you guys grow.

00:41:56.000 Thank you very much.

00:41:56.000 I really do appreciate that.

00:41:57.000 Did you give me the Disney shirts?

00:42:01.000 Yeah, the Magic Groomdom.

00:42:02.000 Oh, dude, I wear those.

00:42:03.000 They're not crappy.

00:42:04.000 They're comfy.

00:42:05.000 Really?

00:42:05.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 Yep.

00:42:10.000 Those came from the site.

00:42:11.000 Yeah, we actually made them.

00:42:12.000 Oh, dude.

00:42:12.000 I'm glad you like them, dude.

00:42:13.000 I do like them.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, they're comfy, man.

00:42:16.000 I'm going to wear it on the show for you.

00:42:20.000 Dude, I'm trying to get Our third party producer crapped on us with fulfillment.

00:42:28.000 So I'm working.

00:42:29.000 I've got a place.

00:42:30.000 We're just trying to get the machines because I'm going to go like direct to customer because I'm not going to deal with that again.

00:42:36.000 Oh, right on, dude.

00:42:36.000 I thought they were funny, man.

00:42:38.000 And they are actually a comfortable fabric, which was nice.

00:42:40.000 Because sometimes people give you that, like, crunchy, harsh stuff, and you're like... Yeah, it's very starchy.

00:42:45.000 Yeah, and you're like, ugh.

00:42:46.000 And these ones are the ones where you're like, oh, this is awesome.

00:42:48.000 I'm gonna wear this around the house.

00:42:49.000 This is comfy.

00:42:50.000 Carrie Lake gave me the most comfortable t-shirt I own, but it says Carrie Lake, so I can't, like, wear it around unless I'm campaigning for her.

00:42:57.000 You feel like arguing.

00:42:58.000 But I sleep in it.

00:42:59.000 Hey, Flagrant Trigger, do you have a website where you sell your shirts?

00:43:03.000 Yeah, it's flaglerchickers.com.

00:43:06.000 We're just temporarily down because, again, that third-party producer just crapped out on us because we're a small business and we weren't bringing in the numbers of bigger businesses.

00:43:15.000 Thanks.

00:43:16.000 People should save it and check it out later.

00:43:18.000 Will you tell me when you go back up and I'll rock it on the show for you?

00:43:22.000 Yeah, we're going to try to crowdfund just to see if we can get some of the brunt of the startup costs out of the way.

00:43:28.000 But I'm just going to do direct-to-customer because that's just way better, and I know the work will get done.

00:43:33.000 Cool, man.

00:43:34.000 Right on, man.

00:43:35.000 Well, thanks for calling in.

00:43:36.000 Thank you, guys.

00:43:37.000 Have a good one, dude.

00:43:38.000 Thank you.

00:43:39.000 All right.

00:43:40.000 We're going to give Akrol a try.

00:43:43.000 Akrol?

00:43:43.000 Come on, Akrol.

00:43:45.000 Akrol?

00:43:45.000 Can you hear me this time?

00:43:46.000 Yes!

00:43:46.000 Yay!

00:43:48.000 Persistence.

00:43:49.000 What up?

00:43:49.000 Can you hear me this time?

00:43:50.000 Yeah.

00:43:51.000 Yep.

00:43:52.000 Oh, good.

00:43:53.000 Sorry, it was a headset issue.

00:43:54.000 Nice.

00:43:54.000 Um, so, so you guys have mentioned a few times now, like the X app is going to be everything.

00:44:00.000 And, you know, you kind of mentioned also it's kind of getting creepy.

00:44:04.000 And then you mentioned the Chinese surveillance state and all this.

00:44:06.000 So I think, by the way, I'm the 3A guy that called in a couple of weeks ago, third amendment.

00:44:11.000 Oh, right.

00:44:12.000 Um, so I think there's another aspect of this, which is, do we have a reasonable expectation to not be observed by the government if we don't want to be?

00:44:22.000 Yes.

00:44:23.000 The right to privacy.

00:44:26.000 But it's hard, isn't it?

00:44:28.000 If you interact with these apps, we know that the government is giving this data.

00:44:33.000 For example, if I have an end-to-end encrypted app, if the government can break that encryption, should they?

00:44:40.000 No.

00:44:41.000 That's a Fourth Amendment violation.

00:44:43.000 And they're violent in the Constitution.

00:44:44.000 Just because they can doesn't mean they should be doing it. 0.94

00:44:46.000 They are evil people. 0.98

00:44:48.000 They are bad. 1.00

00:44:49.000 And, uh, there you go.

00:44:50.000 I kind of take another look at it. 0.99

00:44:51.000 I think, like, because it's happening anyway, like the Chinese, the Russians, they're all spying with satellites, that the CIA is like, fuck, we have no choice. 0.99

00:45:00.000 We have to... Doesn't matter. 0.99

00:45:01.000 All evil.

00:45:01.000 No thanks.

00:45:02.000 Evil.

00:45:02.000 Whether or not... I don't know if it's evil.

00:45:04.000 It is evil.

00:45:05.000 I was gonna build upon that.

00:45:06.000 I was gonna say the government thinks of privacy as almost like relative to the current society.

00:45:12.000 So privacy meant something different in 1900 than it does today.

00:45:15.000 Which, I don't know if I agree with that, but they're like, oh, everyone's got cell phones.

00:45:20.000 Of course, you know, we gotta, you know, listen in.

00:45:22.000 Sometimes make sure you're not a terrorist.

00:45:24.000 It reminds me of an argument, like, it's already happening, so you should be okay with it.

00:45:28.000 But, like, I'm not okay with it, and the government doesn't have the right to do it.

00:45:31.000 The argument they're making is that by you going to Twitter, it's like you walking out of your house and walking into a Starbucks.

00:45:37.000 Anyone can watch you do it.

00:45:39.000 Therefore, they have a right to track all of that.

00:45:41.000 The difference is tracking your internet, you know, tracking all the internet stuff is a picture-perfect view of your life, and the average person thinks when they're online, they have privacy.

00:45:58.000 That's the issue, and they're saying, well, you know, we can do whatever we want.

00:46:01.000 Well, aren't you supposed to?

00:46:04.000 Have privacy?

00:46:05.000 Yeah, on the internet.

00:46:06.000 I mean, regardless, like, shouldn't you?

00:46:08.000 Like, the same as any phone company, the same as anything else.

00:46:10.000 Like, the idea is you should have it.

00:46:12.000 Yeah, the idea of phone tapping is kind of... I suppose the issue is people assumed because they were in their home by themselves, no one could see what they were doing, and it's never been true.

00:46:22.000 Oh, I know it's never been true, but isn't the idea that it should be?

00:46:26.000 Well, I mean, I think people have a right to choose to make themselves anonymous or private on the internet.

00:46:33.000 Yeah.

00:46:33.000 I don't think it should all by default, like, that would be like saying, should everybody who walks out of their house put on a cloak to conceal their identity?

00:46:40.000 It's like... Well, of course, yeah.

00:46:42.000 No, you have the choice to.

00:46:44.000 The government shouldn't be allowed to spy on you and follow you around.

00:46:47.000 Like, if you were leaving your house and going to Starbucks every day and the cops were following you and spying on you, at a certain point, I think it violates the Fourth Amendment to follow you in public.

00:46:56.000 Yeah, I think if you go to the Starbucks and rob it, it's different than if you go to the Starbucks and talk to your friend and they hear that conversation.

00:47:02.000 What I'm saying is the government's argument is that once you're in public, it's not a Fourth Amendment violation because anyone can see it.

00:47:07.000 But that only makes sense if it's a reasonable observation.

00:47:11.000 That is...

00:47:12.000 The cop driving down the street saw you cross the street into the Starbucks.

00:47:15.000 And he says, I saw him.

00:47:16.000 If they're following you every day, they're violating your privacy.

00:47:19.000 I'll put it this way.

00:47:21.000 If a guy goes to a woman's house and watches her every day, he will be told to stop. 0.80

00:47:26.000 It's stalking, it's harassment.

00:47:27.000 No, she's in public. 1.00

00:47:28.000 I'm like, yeah, right.

00:47:29.000 So the cop shouldn't be able to do it either.

00:47:31.000 And that pertains to the internet as well.

00:47:34.000 Until we have, though, I think, a global governance of some sort, we won't be able to use law as our backstop for, hey, get out of my bedroom, because they're just going to do it.

00:47:44.000 Other countries' governments, they don't have amendments constitutionally and stuff like that, so they'll just take what they can.

00:47:51.000 That's a weird time to be alive, having to rectify.

00:47:54.000 Who would exactly do the job of your government to say, hey, our people have rights and you can't violate them?

00:47:59.000 But under- Like, you can't be a foreign government saying that you're doing stuff on our soil.

00:48:02.000 Like, that's a whole argument with, like, TikTok, right?

00:48:04.000 Like, we don't consent to our data being given to the Chinese Communist Party, and TikTok, because of the way it's structured and where it's based, has to turn over user data.

00:48:14.000 And so it's the job of the U.S.

00:48:15.000 government to say, like, no, you can't just have the right to it.

00:48:18.000 But under threat of what would be my question?

00:48:20.000 Like, we're going to blow your satellite up?

00:48:22.000 You're listening satellite.

00:48:23.000 I mean, right now, it's like, you can't operate here.

00:48:25.000 So, at threat of their business, but I'm down with satellite.

00:48:28.000 If someone is spying on people without their consent using a device, yes, remove the device.

00:48:35.000 But, well, I, if you can, but like the whole spying apparatus is like dudes in closets with headphones on, watching and listening to the internet.

00:48:43.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So unless you're gonna kill everybody doing it, but I don't think that'd even stop it from happening.

00:48:56.000 So it's like if someone installs a device onto a deep-sea cable to steal data, we should disable that device.

00:49:04.000 Yes, I agree.

00:49:07.000 Anyway, Kroll, did you want to elaborate?

00:49:08.000 Is there anything else?

00:49:09.000 I think there's a subtle distinction that's missing here, which is it's not that the government is investigating.

00:49:16.000 It's they're just scooping it up just because.

00:49:19.000 For example, in the Stasi in East Germany, they had maybe one in four, maybe one in three people informing the government, which means somebody inside your house is doing it, which means you have no reasonable expectation of any kind of privacy at all.

00:49:35.000 And as Americans, I feel like we should.

00:49:38.000 These devices shouldn't be listening to us inside our house or somewhere that we don't want them to.

00:49:43.000 But they do.

00:49:45.000 You know what I think is going to happen?

00:49:49.000 All that data that NSA has been collecting for a couple decades, all they have to do is go to ChatGPT, take one cable to another cable and say, learn.

00:50:00.000 And ChatGPT will know quite literally everything about everyone in every possible way.

00:50:06.000 Minority Report.

00:50:07.000 horrifying.

00:50:08.000 It will then instantly go through all the data and build predictive text models, financial

00:50:14.000 planning models.

00:50:16.000 It will become some kind of super intelligent structure.

00:50:20.000 Minority Report.

00:50:21.000 They may have already done it.

00:50:22.000 Yep.

00:50:23.000 Thanks, I hate it here.

00:50:24.000 No predict crimes.

00:50:26.000 Yep.

00:50:27.000 It'll say something like, you know, John Smith has a 98.6% chance of robbing a liquor store at this date at this time.

00:50:36.000 And then a cop will get dispatched arbitrarily.

00:50:40.000 They'll be like, hey, we got an indicator saying we're going to send you out to 53rd and 7th.

00:50:45.000 I'm like, you got it boss.

00:50:46.000 Then he goes there and the guy is seen walking.

00:50:48.000 The guy sees the cop and then turns around and doesn't rob the liquor store.

00:50:50.000 And all John did was, like, a cupcake.

00:50:53.000 A photo of a cupcake.

00:50:54.000 It, like, won't even seem like it's connected, but the algorithm will be like, nope, nope.

00:50:58.000 Cupcake.

00:50:59.000 People who like that.

00:51:00.000 They rob banks.

00:51:01.000 I want a time machine.

00:51:03.000 To go to the future or the past?

00:51:05.000 I just want to be able to smoke at a Burger King.

00:51:05.000 Past.

00:51:09.000 Nice! 0.94

00:51:10.000 Those were the days!

00:51:13.000 That'll be your VR experience that they craft for you.

00:51:15.000 Just enjoying it.

00:51:17.000 I'm wearing really baggy pants.

00:51:18.000 Anyway, Akril, did you want to wrap up that last thought, or I don't know if I... One last example.

00:51:24.000 So this country could not have been created if the British were listening in on the Founding Fathers, right?

00:51:29.000 I think they expected to be able to do that with privacy.

00:51:31.000 And that's kind of what I'm getting at.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, we were really anti-spies.

00:51:36.000 I agree.

00:51:38.000 Yeah, we were really against them.

00:51:38.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:51:40.000 Same thing.

00:51:41.000 Keep going.

00:51:41.000 Sorry.

00:51:43.000 Seamus did a great job.

00:51:43.000 Shout out.

00:51:45.000 And I also want to say to Raymond and Bert and everybody in the Discord server, it's really great.

00:51:50.000 I hope everybody gets in there.

00:51:51.000 It's really a lot of fun.

00:51:52.000 Right on! 0.80

00:51:53.000 Alright, man.

00:51:54.000 We really gotta get to SomeGuy, so thanks for calling in.

00:51:57.000 Thank you.

00:51:58.000 Yeah, we got SomeGuy on the line.

00:52:00.000 We will see you next time.

00:52:01.000 Alright, last but not least.

00:52:02.000 SomeGuy! 1.00

00:52:04.000 Just SomeGuy. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Good evening, everyone.

00:52:06.000 I hope everyone is doing well.

00:52:09.000 Real quick, Tim, I hope the coffee shop is coming along and will be open soon.

00:52:12.000 I think that's a phenomenal idea.

00:52:13.000 So I hope things are going quickly there.

00:52:16.000 There you go.

00:52:19.000 Go ahead.

00:52:19.000 You were really loud.

00:52:21.000 Nice, rich bass in your voice.

00:52:23.000 That might be my mic.

00:52:25.000 I apologize for that.

00:52:26.000 Good mic.

00:52:27.000 Okay, so my question is for the Penismaster.

00:52:30.000 I'd like to know, I've been going to comedy clubs for a long, long time, and really, I'd say over the last five, six years, I've noticed a steady decline on really all levels, both from talent, not you, of course, you're always great.

00:52:48.000 Thank you.

00:52:50.000 The show, the quality's going down, the quality of the staff's going down.

00:52:53.000 I haven't seen an open mic night in, I don't know, five, six years.

00:52:57.000 So my question to you is, what can we do to revitalize the comedy industry, get new blood in there?

00:53:02.000 And most important, you know, how can we get back to people being able to bomb and be able to grow?

00:53:10.000 And just one last thing I want to dovetail.

00:53:12.000 What do you think about those little bags?

00:53:14.000 I think those are a really good thing.

00:53:16.000 I don't know if you've used those at any club yet.

00:53:18.000 Um, but I think they're pretty cool.

00:53:20.000 What are the bags?

00:53:22.000 Um, so I've only seen them at a couple places.

00:53:25.000 ComedyWorks uses them.

00:53:26.000 You have to put your cell phone inside of a bag that they lock up.

00:53:29.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:53:30.000 And so, you keep the phone, but you can't pull it out.

00:53:33.000 And, you know, I think that would really help for a lot of these struggling new comedians.

00:53:37.000 Because, you know, you bomb now, it's all over the internet, and you're done.

00:53:41.000 So how do we get people to be able to go through those growing pains?

00:53:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:53:44.000 I think a large part of that, too, is self-inflicted, though.

00:53:47.000 I think a lot of comics have to realize there needs to be a long time.

00:53:51.000 There's sort of this instant idea of success where you're putting up the sets where you are bombing, and I think that's a huge problem.

00:53:58.000 I think we have to go back to actually enjoying the journey and not the destination, because the benefit of being a comedian is it's all a journey.

00:54:07.000 There's no destination.

00:54:08.000 There's just the idea of you growing and getting better.

00:54:11.000 Nobody's ever perfected it.

00:54:13.000 I mean, we can not argue, but you can have a discussion about who you think the best was, but there's actually no real answer to that.

00:54:21.000 Anybody could be the best.

00:54:22.000 The best one could be born today.

00:54:24.000 You know, there could be somebody coming up right now.

00:54:27.000 I think that is a part of it, too, is people are afraid to bomb.

00:54:31.000 They are afraid to be honest on stage.

00:54:33.000 And the ones that you see that are really honest on stage and really good on stage aren't necessarily the ones that get the most notoriety.

00:54:41.000 So, you know, and when you look at Netflix, a lot of these places, it's why I like I don't know why I'm blanking on his name all of a sudden, and I've even done radio with him, but he's really well known now.

00:54:55.000 Has a mustache.

00:54:56.000 Andrew Schultz.

00:54:59.000 I'm going to see him next week!

00:55:00.000 He's great!

00:55:02.000 Yeah, he used to go on our radio when we were in New York, and he's a guy who, you know, kind of, you know, he sold his special and ended up buying it back because what he's doing is true to him, and the reason why he stands out is because it's authentic.

00:55:15.000 And I think when you see these comics that are putting out something that's truly authentic, you start seeing people migrating towards them.

00:55:22.000 And I think that's what people have to do, is kind of learn how to become that.

00:55:26.000 You're not that overnight.

00:55:27.000 You have to learn it.

00:55:28.000 You have to learn the rules before you break them.

00:55:31.000 And I think that's really what we're missing, is people do want that sort of instant gratification.

00:55:36.000 Go out there, learn to bomb, learn how to do it.

00:55:39.000 Go up on stage.

00:55:40.000 I'll tell you who's doing a good job, honestly.

00:55:41.000 I went to Rogan's Club in Austin, and he does kind of cater to that.

00:55:46.000 And the room's really good.

00:55:47.000 It sounds good.

00:55:49.000 You have people showing up.

00:55:50.000 It's a hot room.

00:55:52.000 But you can bomb there if you're new, you know?

00:55:57.000 And it's going to hurt a lot more because the room's hot.

00:55:59.000 So if you're eating it, you're really eating it.

00:56:02.000 But I think the idea is people have to look at... They also have to look back.

00:56:07.000 And I think a lot of people don't look at comedy and the growth of comedy over the years either.

00:56:11.000 And that's something they have to look at is why is it what it is now?

00:56:15.000 And I just think it's about going up, learning to be unafraid, being interested in the process, and being vulnerable enough to be their own voice on stage.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, I like it.

00:56:28.000 I love it.

00:56:29.000 Great, man.

00:56:30.000 Yeah, and I appreciate the question.

00:56:32.000 You have a great radio voice.

00:56:34.000 I gotta tell you that.

00:56:35.000 That's what everyone's saying in the Discord chat.

00:56:37.000 It's incredible.

00:56:38.000 If you are not on radio, please get there immediately.

00:56:40.000 People say that to me all the time.

00:56:41.000 Well, that's perfect, then.

00:56:43.000 Let me end on this.

00:56:44.000 This is a question for anybody that knows the answer, and I'm pretty sure Dave's gonna, but I'm gonna throw it out there.

00:56:51.000 What is the velocity of an unladen swallow?

00:56:55.000 African or...?

00:56:58.000 What?

00:56:58.000 I don't know that!

00:57:02.000 You got him.

00:57:03.000 Turned his own question against him.

00:57:05.000 That's from Monty Python, by the way.

00:57:07.000 Yes.

00:57:08.000 Hey, did Schultz... That was a good one.

00:57:09.000 I think that was our last caller for the night, but I want to ask you, Dave.

00:57:12.000 Andrew Schultz, did he just, like, was he working, like, workhorse in the background, all of a sudden, then he went on Rogan's show once, and then he became, like, world famous?

00:57:19.000 No, that was me.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, that was also... That's basically me.

00:57:23.000 Yeah.

00:57:24.000 I haven't been on it, but he's been on our show and stuff, and I've been at his club, and then...

00:57:28.000 I like him.

00:57:30.000 I think what he's done for comedy is really good.

00:57:31.000 I'd never- Yeah, Andrew would come on, like, Bill Shultz show in the morning was where I met him, and at the time he wasn't really uber famous, but you could tell he had a voice.

00:57:43.000 So I think he was kind of trying to go the route where they wouldn't let him.

00:57:47.000 Like, okay, you're waiting for the gatekeeper.

00:57:50.000 Where it's like, oh, I'm gonna let you on Conan.

00:57:52.000 I'm gonna let you on these shows I'm gonna let you you know, and the second that he stopped waiting and created his own thing is when he exploded So I think it was a mix of Rogan doing his own special and releasing it himself Putting out his own pod.

00:58:05.000 That's when he blew up was you yeah on his own route.

00:58:08.000 You have to make something it's it's you know, everybody seems to think that When I was growing up, it's like, oh, I want to be in a band.

00:58:14.000 I want to get signed by a label.

00:58:16.000 I just need the scouts to be there or whatever.

00:58:18.000 Like this was when I was a lot younger.

00:58:19.000 Me too.

00:58:20.000 Dude, I did it for 15 years.

00:58:22.000 You go and do the thing.

00:58:23.000 And then if your thing is good, people notice.

00:58:26.000 And then eventually someone comes around with money.

00:58:28.000 So, but I, I had a, uh, someone ask me just this past week.

00:58:32.000 They were like, Hey, I'm, I want to get started on YouTube.

00:58:34.000 What's your advice?

00:58:34.000 Like, how did you get so big?

00:58:35.000 I'm like, well, it's really easy.

00:58:37.000 You know, start making your content.

00:58:39.000 All right.

00:58:39.000 You know, you got to put a lot of work into it, get your channel going, then go on Joe Rogan and then you're done.

00:58:44.000 Yeah, it's simple.

00:58:44.000 Just get on the biggest show ever.

00:58:46.000 And then you win.

00:58:48.000 Yeah, get lucky.

00:58:49.000 Yeah, it's all luck.

00:58:51.000 But there is a part of extreme hard work that you have.

00:58:54.000 You put extreme hard work into it, you drew attention, you drew attention enough to be on that show, and then you kept working, you kept putting out content, and you put out interesting content.

00:59:03.000 I mean, that's not something that most people are willing It is easy.

00:59:05.000 It is so easy.

00:59:06.000 It is easy.

00:59:06.000 I'll tell you how easy it is.

00:59:07.000 Go outside to places with a phone.

00:59:08.000 Interact with people in interesting and unique ways.

00:59:10.000 easier than that.

00:59:11.000 It is easy.

00:59:12.000 It is so easy.

00:59:13.000 It is easy.

00:59:14.000 I'll tell you how easy it is.

00:59:15.000 Go outside to places with a phone.

00:59:19.000 Interact with people in interesting and unique ways.

00:59:22.000 Post those to X.

00:59:23.000 You see what I did there?

00:59:24.000 Yeah.

00:59:25.000 Post those to Twitter.

00:59:26.000 Boo! 0.83

00:59:27.000 Tag people in it. 0.60

00:59:29.000 Alex Stein has been skyrocketing because he goes and just does the thing.

00:59:34.000 And it was good.

00:59:35.000 And now he does more things and more things and more things.

00:59:37.000 So that's how I got started.

00:59:39.000 How did people learn who I was?

00:59:41.000 I was in Occupy Wall Street filming stuff.

00:59:43.000 And they're like, oh, that's that guy that filmed that thing.

00:59:45.000 And then I just started doing more and more and more stuff.

00:59:47.000 Andrew Schultz did his thing.

00:59:49.000 Yep.

00:59:49.000 And then people start seeing it.

00:59:51.000 That's the power of the internet, man.

00:59:52.000 You can do it.

00:59:52.000 And you guys all worked away at it.

00:59:55.000 You produced a ton of videos every day.

00:59:57.000 You're very consistent.

00:59:58.000 People know where to find you.

00:59:59.000 You did comedy.

01:00:01.000 You performed.

01:00:02.000 You kept going.

01:00:02.000 I think there is a level of...

01:00:05.000 You want it to be instant but if it doesn't come in the first six weeks you still have to continue forward.

01:00:10.000 You have to love what you're doing and then people will find you. 0.83

01:00:13.000 I slugged that at like an artist like a moron for a long time and it wasn't that I wasn't making money but I completely ignored the video element. 0.92

01:00:20.000 I had students at Columbia 12 years ago put together an entire video package of how to succeed in YouTube and I was like But who watches that? 1.00

01:00:28.000 I'm stupid.

01:00:29.000 So I just kept going around, and then, you know, eventually it's like, oh, I'm on Last Comic Standing. 0.99

01:00:34.000 Then I get Letterman, but then the guy who books me on it gets fired.

01:00:38.000 So it's like, I would have all these big breaks, and they would all somehow end up, like, heartbreaking.

01:00:43.000 And then all of a sudden I was like, oh, I'll just go on this show, and I ended up on Ari Lange and Anthony Cumia.

01:00:48.000 Then I end up on Crowder, and then all of a sudden people hate me for it, for the right-wing aspect of it, and you start doing other stuff, and, you know.

01:00:54.000 And over it, I was like, I just don't care, so I just started posting my own stuff, and just being honest, and you know, that's how I ended up on, like, they're calling me the penis master, because that's how Ari Shaffir saw me and booked me on This Is Not Happening, and like, eventually, when you're just honest to yourself, and you stop caring really what everybody think, and you're just true to yourself, and putting out those videos, all of a sudden people see you, and you start making at least a difference to yourself, instead of waiting for somebody to go, Hey, we accept what you do now.

01:01:23.000 You kind of just have to accept yourself and put it out there.

01:01:25.000 And take over.

01:01:26.000 Yeah.

01:01:26.000 Like Fox News's ratings are in the gutter.

01:01:28.000 You know, fuck them. 1.00

01:01:29.000 We're gonna grow and everyone else is gonna grow. 1.00

01:01:32.000 But we're gonna wrap up because we're way over time and I gotta go to bed.

01:01:35.000 So everybody, thanks for being members.

01:01:37.000 I'm back.

01:01:38.000 Thanks for staying with us while Seamus was hosting.

01:01:41.000 A lot of people had a good time.

01:01:42.000 Some people aren't as big of fans, I guess, but some people are really big fans.

01:01:46.000 So it may happen in the future if I ever take time off, but I'm glad we're able to keep things churning.

01:01:50.000 So Dave, thanks for hanging out.

01:01:52.000 It's been a blast.

01:01:52.000 Dude, thanks for having me again.

01:01:53.000 I appreciate it.

01:01:54.000 Absolutely.

01:01:54.000 Anytime.

01:01:55.000 And just to say it again, you guys as members are the only reason I'm able to actually go get my health taken care of.

01:02:00.000 Because before we had the members thing going on, if I didn't work, money just stopped, and that was bad news for, you know, for everybody, for the employees, for me.

01:02:08.000 But now because you guys are members, we have a consistent, you know, flow of income we can track.

01:02:13.000 So I really do appreciate you guys being members.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - July 30, 2023

Sunday Uncensored: Dave Landau Members Only Podcast

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