Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - April 24, 2022


Sunday Uncensored: Lauren Southern Member Podcast: Lauren Wields The METEORITE Sword, Food Plants Exploding, Show Goes Off the Rails


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Lauren Southern is wielding a sword forged from meteorite, and it's super sharp. Plus, a strange trend of food plant fires in the US, and a new name for the sword. Thanks to our sponsor, Timestamps!

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
00:00:04.000 Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com, and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show.
00:00:15.000 If you want to check out more segments just like this, become a member at TimCast.com.
00:00:20.000 Now, enjoy the show.
00:00:23.000 We're doing things.
00:00:23.000 We're doing things.
00:00:25.000 Things are being done.
00:00:25.000 Yo, what up, my friends?
00:00:26.000 Welcome to the special show with Lauren Southern and swords.
00:00:30.000 This right here, this is a sword forged from meteorite.
00:00:35.000 It is a katana.
00:00:37.000 I don't know too much about it.
00:00:38.000 My understanding is that it's meant to be a replica of the sword from heaven from, I think it's Gambia.
00:00:44.000 And this sword is forged from meteorite.
00:00:47.000 Is this one meteorite too?
00:00:47.000 It's very expensive.
00:00:48.000 Yes.
00:00:49.000 Lauren is wielding a sword with no name.
00:00:53.000 That's cool.
00:00:53.000 And legit, that thing is so sharp that I was oiling it and I tapped the side of the side of my finger and it cut my skin.
00:00:59.000 Wow!
00:01:00.000 No joke.
00:01:00.000 I haven't touched a blade that sharp ever.
00:01:03.000 That's nuts.
00:01:05.000 What's this bad boy called?
00:01:06.000 That's just some like toy from the internet.
00:01:09.000 Perfect for me.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, Ian has the Amazon toy with the plastic, I think.
00:01:14.000 Do you guys ever practice with Bokin? 0.86
00:01:15.000 Is that what they're called?
00:01:16.000 The wooden swords?
00:01:16.000 Bokin?
00:01:17.000 Yeah, you like, can sword train with a wooden thing?
00:01:19.000 No, I only use plastic lightsabers.
00:01:21.000 It seems like you'd really enjoy sword training.
00:01:23.000 Have you ever done that?
00:01:25.000 No, I feel like I would enjoy, I use guns because I don't want to end up like that scene in Indiana Jones.
00:01:29.000 Yeah.
00:01:30.000 Lauren, now that you are wielding.
00:01:32.000 Yes.
00:01:33.000 So that sword needs a name.
00:01:34.000 And I got a recommendation from Lily Tang because she's actually from China. 0.91
00:01:38.000 Yeah.
00:01:39.000 The issue is that the name she gave me while it was cool was also the name of a Yu-Gi-Oh card called the Southern Sword.
00:01:44.000 And so I decided I don't think I can name it after a Yu-Gi-Oh card, even though the name was legit.
00:01:48.000 It was like an emperor's name and like some illusion.
00:01:51.000 And that's why the Yu-Gi-Oh card used it.
00:01:52.000 And I'm like... Name it after Loren.
00:01:54.000 Call it the Southern Sword.
00:01:55.000 The Southern Sword.
00:01:56.000 I know like five Asian words.
00:01:58.000 We can call it like hentai or something.
00:02:00.000 That's like one of the only Asian words.
00:02:01.000 You gotta have the sword of the north and the sword of the south.
00:02:03.000 They actually asked me to name it.
00:02:05.000 What's that?
00:02:05.000 Hajime mashite.
00:02:07.000 I think that's a greeting.
00:02:07.000 What does that mean?
00:02:09.000 That means hello in Japanese.
00:02:11.000 Well, no, I don't think so.
00:02:13.000 Yeah, it does.
00:02:14.000 Oh, yeah, it does.
00:02:15.000 Hajimemashite?
00:02:16.000 Konnichiwa.
00:02:17.000 Konnichiwa is a version of hello.
00:02:18.000 And konbanwa is good evening.
00:02:20.000 I think hajimemashite... That's when you meet for the first time in Japan.
00:02:24.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 Ohayougozaimasu.
00:02:26.000 That's good morning.
00:02:27.000 Right.
00:02:28.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 And toshokan is library.
00:02:30.000 Toshokan, huh?
00:02:31.000 And tomate means stop.
00:02:32.000 Toshokan.
00:02:33.000 So, do you want to know why I wanted to show everybody lower and southern wielding the powerful blade?
00:02:40.000 Because we have this story from TimCast.com.
00:02:41.000 Strange trend of food processing plant fires appears across the US.
00:02:46.000 At least 16 fires have broken out at food processing plants, impacting the nation's supply of beef and poultry.
00:02:52.000 So, this is something that people noticed on Twitter.
00:02:54.000 WallstreetSilver was tweeting about it.
00:02:55.000 A bunch of people were sharing this where it shows all of these different food plants with weird fires or whatever.
00:03:01.000 Lydia brought this up the other day, but there was no cohesive structure around the story, just people mentioning the rumors.
00:03:06.000 So, we asked the crew over at Timcast, can you pull this together and see if there's anything here?
00:03:11.000 What we can conclude, it may just be coincidental.
00:03:14.000 And the one thing I always want to say is, it's possible that fires happen all the time at food plants, we just don't care.
00:03:21.000 But now that food is in shortage and we're worried about it, we're suddenly paying attention to the fact that there are fires at these buildings.
00:03:27.000 But, Should the fires get worse, ladies and gentlemen, it will be very wise to wield a sword forged from meteorites.
00:03:33.000 So true.
00:03:34.000 Now here's the best part.
00:03:35.000 When all hell breaks loose and the hordes of hipsters who don't know how to farm come rushing to our territory to steal our chickens, Lauren need only hold up the meteorite sword and powerful holy light will blast evil and wipe them out. 1.00
00:03:51.000 I'll have to use a bottle for now.
00:03:52.000 Seamus has confiscated my sword.
00:03:54.000 I have.
00:03:54.000 Yeah, she's not getting that thing back.
00:03:56.000 So Lawrence He-Man, who are you? 0.62
00:03:59.000 I'm He-Man. 0.76
00:03:59.000 Many faces. 0.76
00:04:00.000 I know.
00:04:01.000 I'm Trap Jaw.
00:04:02.000 What about you, Tim?
00:04:03.000 I'm Skeletor!
00:04:05.000 I'm not some cartoon character, so sorry.
00:04:07.000 Are you not going to drink the corn whiskey?
00:04:08.000 Lawrence smelled the corn whiskey and then just like winced.
00:04:11.000 It's pretty awful.
00:04:13.000 Oh! 0.60
00:04:13.000 Oh, miss, I take a $1,700 bottle of whiskey off the shelf and go, I can drink a $9 bottle if I want things. 0.60
00:04:19.000 She's too good for the corn whiskey. 1.00
00:04:21.000 How interesting.
00:04:23.000 I didn't say I was too good for it.
00:04:24.000 I said it smells bad.
00:04:25.000 It smells like whiskey.
00:04:26.000 It smells bad.
00:04:27.000 It smells like whiskey.
00:04:28.000 I'm the kind of person who can have a $9 bottle and be fine.
00:04:31.000 I think it's probably like $11.
00:04:32.000 You know what?
00:04:33.000 Maybe I'm watching my limit and playing within it like a responsible person.
00:04:38.000 And rhyming while you're at it.
00:04:39.000 then that would be a change of pace.
00:04:40.000 If if Lauren thought the corn whiskey was...
00:04:43.000 It smells good, right?
00:04:44.000 Yeah, it's kind of like rubbing alcohol.
00:04:45.000 Smells like whiskey.
00:04:45.000 Just swig it from the bottle.
00:04:46.000 No, no, I smelled deeply.
00:04:49.000 Whoo! 0.78
00:04:50.000 Yeah, that's like rubbing alcohol, man.
00:04:52.000 Seamus, drink it.
00:04:53.000 I'm out of cups!
00:04:55.000 Alright, I'm gonna go get you one.
00:04:56.000 Thanks.
00:04:57.000 That works pretty good.
00:04:58.000 Lauren and Seamus are going to have a corn whiskey drinking contest as we lament the destruction of our food processing plants in the end.
00:05:06.000 It's crazy that bottles can be worth $1,300.
00:05:08.000 It's like people get so rich that they don't know what to do but just drink alcohol.
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:13.000 Well, hold your horses, bro.
00:05:14.000 I don't drink.
00:05:16.000 He just likes to smell it.
00:05:18.000 The papi does smell better than the corn with me.
00:05:20.000 Oh, really?
00:05:21.000 It's got like a maple smell to it.
00:05:23.000 It is expensive, but it's because... Here's what you guys gotta understand about how studios and shows work.
00:05:29.000 We did not pay Lauren Southern to be here. 1.00
00:05:30.000 Who would?
00:05:30.000 No.
00:05:32.000 But we do cover costs, but also it's like if people are gonna come out and come on the show, we're gonna make sure they're taken care of and they're gonna be drinking in style.
00:05:41.000 They're gonna make sure I have my $9 corn whiskey, right?
00:05:44.000 Well, look, you poured a paper cup of $1,300 whiskey.
00:05:49.000 Let me, let me... And pass me that.
00:05:51.000 Should've been in the glass.
00:05:52.000 You don't have to pass it to me.
00:05:53.000 What's the, uh, what proof is that?
00:05:56.000 Uh, 90.4.
00:05:56.000 Okay, $1,700, sorry.
00:05:57.000 So this is 100 proof, which means you get more alcohol for your dollar.
00:06:01.000 So, really?
00:06:04.000 That's insane.
00:06:04.000 1,656.
00:06:07.000 Yeah, you'll be getting your bill on the mail.
00:06:09.000 No, Lauren, you're a lot to drink. 0.58
00:06:10.000 There's so much fiat.
00:06:11.000 You don't have to drink the corn whiskey.
00:06:12.000 Wait, hold on!
00:06:13.000 What?
00:06:14.000 You just asked me to.
00:06:15.000 Seamus, you're drinking the corn whiskey.
00:06:17.000 Tim, first of all, she shouldn't be able to drink any whiskey.
00:06:21.000 What's your favorite alcohol type?
00:06:22.000 Gin? 0.96
00:06:23.000 Whiskey?
00:06:24.000 What else is there?
00:06:25.000 Absolutely.
00:06:26.000 Are you drinking the corn whiskey?
00:06:27.000 Yeah, I do have a little bit of corn.
00:06:29.000 I had some the other day.
00:06:30.000 You guys don't have to drink corn whiskey.
00:06:32.000 You can drink the good stuff.
00:06:34.000 That literally tastes like nail polish remover.
00:06:37.000 How do you know how nail polish remover tastes?
00:06:40.000 You know, as a kid, it's expensive.
00:06:42.000 Can't get into the liquor store.
00:06:44.000 Well, let me see that bottle.
00:06:45.000 Next time, tell me when a drink tastes like lead paint.
00:06:47.000 Actually, when I was in high school, I tried once to do that.
00:06:51.000 I tried once to get an adult to go in and buy me liquor, because I got invited to a party, and the first person I asked was an undercover cop.
00:06:59.000 This is why you weren't invited to the party!
00:07:01.000 This is 50%.
00:07:02.000 I know, that's why I said it's 100 proof.
00:07:04.000 You get more bang for your buck, because that's $9, that's $1,700, and that's only 90 proof. 0.99
00:07:08.000 We have, um... What's that nasty shit we have downstairs? 0.99
00:07:12.000 Are you kidding? 1.00
00:07:13.000 Malort! 1.00
00:07:13.000 Malort? 1.00
00:07:14.000 Is that nasty?
00:07:14.000 Malort's delicious!
00:07:15.000 Malort?
00:07:16.000 You've never had Malort.
00:07:17.000 I don't typically drink whiskey.
00:07:20.000 It's not whiskey.
00:07:20.000 I only act like a degenerate on camera.
00:07:24.000 All right, check this out.
00:07:25.000 Jepson's Malort.
00:07:27.000 It's a brand of Bosque liquor.
00:07:29.000 It's wormwood.
00:07:31.000 It's known for its bitter taste.
00:07:32.000 It can be found in some Chicago-area taverns and liquor stores and is growing in popularity but is hard to find elsewhere in the U.S.
00:07:39.000 They say... There was something on the Wikipedia where they said... I don't feel like reading it.
00:07:44.000 They said that it's... Let me see if I can read it.
00:07:48.000 That it's basically a prank.
00:07:51.000 It's a practical joke people play on people.
00:07:53.000 You're giving it away.
00:07:54.000 It's a prank liquor.
00:07:55.000 Well, that's basically it.
00:07:56.000 What does that mean?
00:07:57.000 People who aren't from Chicago, they'll go like, have you ever had Malort?
00:08:00.000 And they'll be like, no.
00:08:02.000 You've got to try it, it's so good.
00:08:03.000 And it's just awful.
00:08:04.000 So people buy it for the sake of making people drink something awful.
00:08:08.000 It's like a meme drink.
00:08:09.000 It's the reason is because Chicago is so much better than New York and the food is so much better that you can actually fake people out and give them something disgusting and they'll still eat your other food because of the reputation because it's better.
00:08:22.000 Do they sell a lot of that?
00:08:22.000 We can play games like that.
00:08:24.000 Lord, is that like heavily sold in Chicago?
00:08:26.000 Yeah, for many years it was only sold in Chicago.
00:08:29.000 So we actually had it picked up from Chicago.
00:08:34.000 Yeah.
00:08:34.000 What's the best liquor on the planet?
00:08:38.000 I don't know.
00:08:39.000 There's a liquor store nearby that has an $80,000 bottle of whiskey.
00:08:43.000 Oh my god, don't buy it.
00:08:46.000 Apparently, George Clooney flew out to go pick one up because he had like two bottles.
00:08:51.000 I mean, George Clooney, he's like, I'll buy it.
00:08:54.000 It just seems absurd to me.
00:08:55.000 Is it like a tax write-off?
00:08:57.000 Can you do it as a business expense?
00:08:59.000 I don't know, but have you ever had Louis the 13th no
00:09:05.000 $5,000 bottle of cognac and it's like a hundred dollars. I think it's $200 an ounce or something like that
00:09:10.000 And they when they pour it They're like very carefully measuring it and they have like
00:09:15.000 droppers to make sure you get perfectly when it's so expensive
00:09:18.000 Wow, and then it was funny. I was at a bar. I think it was a Christmas or New Year's something and
00:09:24.000 And we had, like, everyone got one.
00:09:27.000 And then as he poured it, a drip came down and, like, fell down.
00:09:30.000 I'm like, there's ten bucks. 0.99
00:09:32.000 Like, holy shit. 0.99
00:09:33.000 Or, like, five dollars just dripping. 0.99
00:09:34.000 And then when he picked up, there's a ring.
00:09:35.000 And I'm like, that's probably another ten bucks.
00:09:37.000 I had a really good top-shelf vodka that was really good.
00:09:40.000 It had almost no flavor.
00:09:42.000 I don't know if it was Bombay or something.
00:09:43.000 So why would it be really good?
00:09:45.000 Because it didn't have any flavor.
00:09:46.000 Because alcohol is just, like, rotten food.
00:09:49.000 I like wine.
00:09:50.000 The best wine I had in my life was from a place called Tumbarumba in Australia. 0.99
00:09:54.000 Everywhere is just named after Dr. Seuss shit in Australia, I swear. 0.98
00:09:57.000 It's like, Gundagai, Wollongong, Tumbarumba. 1.00
00:10:00.000 Pretty sure that's racist, Lauren. 1.00
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00:11:21.000 Does it not sound like Dr. Seuss books?
00:11:23.000 All the places in Australia.
00:11:24.000 Oh, wow.
00:11:25.000 Maybe Dr. Seuss was inspired by the aboriginals. 1.00
00:11:26.000 Tumbarumba is the place that... Is that what that comes from?
00:11:29.000 How long were you living there?
00:11:31.000 Two years, and then they took away my visa because of my politics.
00:11:35.000 Did you get to the op-ed?
00:11:36.000 Wait, really?
00:11:37.000 Yeah.
00:11:37.000 I thought you were on TV there.
00:11:39.000 I was, but I came back to Canada for a funeral and got locked out because I'm on the character assessment list.
00:11:45.000 But don't you have family there?
00:11:46.000 Yep, it's really rough right now, to be honest. 0.99
00:11:48.000 Wow, that's fucked up, dude. 0.99
00:11:49.000 Serious moment. 1.00
00:11:50.000 But they let you back in America. 0.98
00:11:52.000 Yeah, they let me back in America, so God willing, you know, I'll be able to see my husband soon.
00:11:56.000 It's been pretty tough. 1.00
00:11:57.000 Holy shit, dude, that's fucked up. 1.00
00:11:59.000 I'm like, I do not want my son to miss another birthday with his father, you know? 1.00
00:12:04.000 It's fucked. 0.98
00:12:05.000 I don't talk about it because I'm worried about lefties trying to make it worse for me, so I don't mind on this private show. 0.99
00:12:10.000 What's your plan now?
00:12:11.000 Are you just living in Canada?
00:12:13.000 We're trying to find a solution right now.
00:12:16.000 They can't come here?
00:12:18.000 I can tell you after the show.
00:12:20.000 It's complicated, but we're trying.
00:12:21.000 What about work?
00:12:21.000 What have you been up to?
00:12:24.000 I'm just finishing my documentary.
00:12:26.000 It's totally done.
00:12:27.000 American Mirage.
00:12:28.000 I was down in Mexico filming Cartel.
00:12:32.000 You heard all of the illegals are coming up like in a week or two.
00:12:35.000 Oh yeah, because Title 42 is ending.
00:12:37.000 They're all coming to see my documentary.
00:12:37.000 No, no, no.
00:12:39.000 Oh.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, they're coming just in time.
00:12:41.000 They want to get to the premiere.
00:12:42.000 Did you see Joe Biden was asked about Title 42?
00:12:44.000 And then he said, I'm not going to make assumptions about what he believed.
00:12:50.000 He said, we need to see if the scientists agree and we're going to appeal the decision. 0.98
00:12:54.000 And everyone was like, what the fuck is he talking about? 0.96
00:12:57.000 Biden is ending Title 42, which says that we can remove an illegal immigrant the moment they come in because of COVID. 0.99
00:13:04.000 When he was asked about it, he says, well, you know, we're going to appeal this one and then, you know, see what the scientists have to say.
00:13:09.000 And we're like, what? 0.99
00:13:11.000 Like what the fuck are you talking about, dude? 0.99
00:13:11.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:13.000 Even Caitlin Collins of CNN was like, Biden appears to be confused as to what he's talking about.
00:13:18.000 Yeah.
00:13:18.000 When you're like 150,000 people about to cross the border and he's like, well, we got to sue him for see what the scientists have to say.
00:13:26.000 It's like, yeah.
00:13:27.000 What do scientists have to do with people crossing the border, bro?
00:13:30.000 He must've thought they were talking about something else.
00:13:32.000 The mask mandates. 1.00
00:13:33.000 But Joe Biden is a fucking crackpot. 1.00
00:13:36.000 And so his brain don't work. 1.00
00:13:38.000 When you were in Australia, did you go on the Outback?
00:13:40.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:41.000 Oh, often?
00:13:41.000 Did you fight a kangaroo?
00:13:43.000 I killed a kangaroo.
00:13:45.000 No.
00:13:45.000 Unfortunately.
00:13:47.000 It was like a six foot tall kangaroo too.
00:13:49.000 Just bull bar middle of the night.
00:13:51.000 I was like, no, we can save it!
00:13:54.000 You said on Twitter, you said you almost you sunk your Jeep.
00:13:57.000 I sunk my Jeep.
00:13:58.000 Almost flipped it.
00:13:59.000 You're like best day of my life when you almost flip a Jeep, but you don't.
00:14:01.000 Yeah, but then the next day I sunk it.
00:14:03.000 So what happened exactly?
00:14:05.000 I've been doing a bunch of off-roading, getting my mind off the craziness, and I just got a manual Jeep.
00:14:11.000 So not only am I learning manual driving, I'm learning off-roading.
00:14:15.000 And I saw this beautiful, gorgeous puddle, and I was like, I can go through that puddle.
00:14:19.000 I can do it.
00:14:20.000 Go at it full speed, because sometimes if it's too deep, you have to go real fast, or your wheels will get stuck in the mud and sink, especially if it's a proper pond.
00:14:31.000 Went in and then down.
00:14:33.000 Like, it wasn't just how it looked visually.
00:14:36.000 It was like a pit in the water.
00:14:38.000 And I just got stuck, hydro-locked the engine.
00:14:41.000 I had to go out, you know, get myself completely soaked.
00:14:44.000 I had my family with me.
00:14:45.000 They just sat on top of the Jeep and did nothing, of course, while I went and found a car to go and drag us out.
00:14:50.000 But the Jeep's pretty done.
00:14:51.000 Was it just on some random road?
00:14:53.000 Like a trail or something?
00:14:54.000 Yeah, it's like, middle of nowhere, BC.
00:14:57.000 I've found all these, like, back roads that are just fantastic.
00:14:59.000 If you don't do off-roading, you should, and you should have an old off-roading vehicle anyways for the apocalypse.
00:15:04.000 I always say this, like, you know, you're gonna have government checkpoints all over the place if it gets, like, really bad, fascistic government, communist, and you're gonna want to be able to travel between cities not on main roads, even if it just gets, like, disorderly with, like, high crime rates.
00:15:20.000 You can actually travel between cities using just power line trails because they have to
00:15:25.000 create those trails to fix the power lines. 0.91
00:15:28.000 So if you're ever like, I don't know what the F I'm going to do, shit out of luck, the world's a 0.71
00:15:32.000 mess, power line trails. Take those. If you have an off-roading vehicle, you'll be sorted. 0.97
00:15:37.000 How many people live in Australia?
00:15:39.000 It's like 28 million, so just a little less than Canada.
00:15:43.000 Wow.
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:43.000 Which city are you allowed to say?
00:15:46.000 I was in Canberra for a while, Sydney and Brisbane, so back and forth.
00:15:51.000 I heard Sydney is like LA, like the LA of Australia.
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:54.000 Yeah.
00:15:54.000 I mean, that's, I'd say that's a fair comparison.
00:15:56.000 But is it like palm trees and stuff?
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:58.000 Is it the same?
00:15:59.000 Are there palm trees anywhere else?
00:16:00.000 Like Sydney?
00:16:01.000 It's kind of Australia in general.
00:16:02.000 Well, it's like reverse, right?
00:16:04.000 The further you go north, the hotter it gets.
00:16:07.000 The further you go south, the colder it gets.
00:16:09.000 So Canberra is like a bit Canada-ish.
00:16:11.000 So the rednecks are in the north. 1.00
00:16:13.000 Yeah.
00:16:13.000 Yeah.
00:16:13.000 Far north is like crocodiles everywhere.
00:16:16.000 What's going on with those concentration camps?
00:16:18.000 I mean, a lot of it is rolling back now, finally, in Australia, from my understanding.
00:16:22.000 They've just opened up.
00:16:23.000 You can visit the country now.
00:16:25.000 You can see your family after two years.
00:16:26.000 I know Sydney Watson is finally going back to see her family.
00:16:29.000 It's a trick.
00:16:30.000 I wouldn't do it.
00:16:31.000 They're trying to bring COVID stuff restrictions back.
00:16:34.000 Look at the deserts of Australia.
00:16:35.000 Is that ocean sand?
00:16:36.000 Like the Sahara?
00:16:37.000 Do they find like seashells and stuff in it?
00:16:40.000 No, I know it's pretty, like, you can't really live in the center of Australia.
00:16:45.000 In fact, there are, I think they filmed Star Wars in one of the towns there in central Australia, because they literally live underground.
00:16:52.000 That's how hot it is.
00:16:53.000 They have to live underground in the...
00:16:56.000 Outback towns in the middle of nowhere.
00:16:59.000 Alice Springs.
00:16:59.000 Yeah, they live underground in places in Alice Springs.
00:17:02.000 That's like a hardcore native area.
00:17:04.000 You can look it up.
00:17:05.000 I'll have to find the actual city.
00:17:08.000 Dude, that's so cool.
00:17:09.000 There are areas that are below ground there, like whole community centers and everything.
00:17:14.000 Oh, look how green it is over here.
00:17:15.000 What's up with that?
00:17:16.000 Like an oasis?
00:17:17.000 Yeah, we spent a lot of time traveling and outback traveling through Australia.
00:17:21.000 It was lovely.
00:17:22.000 It's nuts when they find oceans. 0.99
00:17:23.000 Oh, dude, wouldn't it be so fun to go and visit this tiny-ass fucking nowhere zone? 0.99
00:17:27.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:17:27.000 Okay, another problem they have in the middle of outback Australia. 0.99
00:17:30.000 Korean food, dude.
00:17:32.000 They've got a ton of camels. 0.56
00:17:34.000 I think it's like the most camels on earth, like outside of their natural habitat.
00:17:39.000 And they suck up so much water and they're not natural to the land.
00:17:42.000 So they've actually got a job paid for by the government where guys go up in helicopters and snipe camels all day to try and reduce their population from killing marsupials. 1.00
00:17:53.000 Tell me you would not want to eat at this Korean restaurant in the motherfucking ass Outback. 1.00
00:17:57.000 I'm so down. 0.99
00:17:58.000 Simply Korean restaurant in Alice Springs.
00:18:01.000 Look where that is.
00:18:02.000 I'm zooming out. 0.99
00:18:03.000 Just right there, smack dab in the middle of fucking nowhere. 0.99
00:18:06.000 Tim, look up Coober Petty. 0.99
00:18:08.000 How do you spell it?
00:18:09.000 I told you everything's... C-O-O-B-E-R-P-E-D-Y, Coober Petty.
00:18:16.000 And then if you find... What am I looking for?
00:18:20.000 Maybe look it up on Google because they've got all of their stuff is underground.
00:18:25.000 Coober Petty underground.
00:18:27.000 Whoa, look at those pictures!
00:18:30.000 Are the pictures in here?
00:18:32.000 Just look up Coober Petty underground images.
00:18:34.000 It'll probably be better.
00:18:37.000 So they're like Morlocks. 1.00
00:18:40.000 Yeah.
00:18:41.000 Elon just raised a bunch of money for Boring Company.
00:18:44.000 He's hiring.
00:18:45.000 Look at this.
00:18:46.000 There's like a TV down there.
00:18:47.000 Well, just cooler underground and it's hot as out there.
00:18:51.000 Wow.
00:18:51.000 Yeah.
00:18:51.000 So like geothermal AC, it's always 55 degrees underground, just a few feet.
00:18:58.000 So it's super cheap to cool the air.
00:19:01.000 It just goes through the ground and the heat dissipates.
00:19:03.000 Yep.
00:19:04.000 And then in the winter, it's always 55 degrees, so even when it's hot out, you can easily get heat up to 55 and then supplement it after the fact.
00:19:11.000 I think they filmed Mad Max out in this area, too.
00:19:15.000 Oh, the first one?
00:19:16.000 Yeah, let me see.
00:19:17.000 Where was Mad Max filmed?
00:19:20.000 Yeah, this is cool.
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00:20:06.000 They start every uprising.
00:20:07.000 I'm pretty sure, like, the right to vote for, like, the average citizen in Australia was started by an Irish workers' uprising in the Melbourne area.
00:20:17.000 It's always the Irish that start this. 1.00
00:20:19.000 What's up with the Irish? 1.00
00:20:19.000 It's because they've been oppressed by British so they don't want to take it anymore? 1.00
00:20:22.000 Let me look it up.
00:20:23.000 This just looks like the coolest place to be.
00:20:25.000 Yeah.
00:20:26.000 For a minute.
00:20:26.000 Just like smack dab in the middle of Australia.
00:20:29.000 Look at this.
00:20:29.000 What is it?
00:20:29.000 120 degrees?
00:20:30.000 John's Pizza Bar and Restaurant.
00:20:32.000 That is so awesome.
00:20:34.000 And they're open right now.
00:20:36.000 Dude, should we call them up and order a pizza?
00:20:39.000 I will pay for delivery.
00:20:41.000 Oh, look at that.
00:20:42.000 That looks like the worst pizza I have ever seen.
00:20:45.000 Dang.
00:20:46.000 That is not food.
00:20:47.000 I mean, where else are you going to go?
00:20:49.000 Where else are you going to go if you're out there?
00:20:50.000 They burnt the hell out of that cheese.
00:20:51.000 That's it.
00:20:51.000 That's your option.
00:20:52.000 Well, they didn't.
00:20:53.000 It's just been sitting on the table.
00:20:54.000 But, you know, it's Coober Patty, so it just happened.
00:20:56.000 Is it basil?
00:20:57.000 No, I'm kidding.
00:20:58.000 That's actually not bad looking.
00:20:59.000 It looks good.
00:20:59.000 But people don't understand, like, dough doesn't rise the same way at different altitudes and different latitudes and stuff.
00:21:06.000 So did you not know that?
00:21:08.000 No, I didn't.
00:21:08.000 That's, like, very specific.
00:21:10.000 Because the... I'm sorry, not latitudes.
00:21:12.000 Altitudes?
00:21:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:13.000 Because of the thinness of the air?
00:21:14.000 Yeah.
00:21:15.000 So you have to... Like, there's different temperature settings.
00:21:17.000 If you buy a pizza, it'll be like, if you're above X amount of feet, cook it this way.
00:21:20.000 Otherwise, like, the crust doesn't rise or something.
00:21:22.000 Also, be sure to get organic flour, because they use Monsanto's glyphosate as a desiccant on flour if it's not organic.
00:21:29.000 What is that?
00:21:30.000 Before they harvest the wheat, they've got to dry it out, and that's what they call desiccation. 0.98
00:21:33.000 And they use this fucking chemical to desiccate it, glyphosate, which is linked to cancer and stuff. 0.98
00:21:37.000 Let's zoom out. 0.99
00:21:39.000 Go organic, especially with your wheat flour.
00:21:41.000 Look at this.
00:21:41.000 This is barren wasteland.
00:21:44.000 Dude, there's nothing there.
00:21:45.000 Yeah, so I wonder if this is from the flood.
00:21:47.000 You just die out there if your car breaks down.
00:21:50.000 Wild.
00:21:50.000 Did you hear the story about the lady who got, she drove 500 miles into the outback because Apple Maps told her to?
00:21:55.000 And then she kept going and then she ran out of gas and was stranded?
00:21:59.000 Yeah, like you'll full-on die.
00:22:00.000 How did she end up living?
00:22:03.000 Just happened to have service out there or what?
00:22:04.000 I don't know.
00:22:05.000 Hey, look at this!
00:22:06.000 What is this?
00:22:06.000 This looks like a foreign, like an alien world.
00:22:09.000 Mintoby Area School.
00:22:13.000 Look at this!
00:22:14.000 It's like, do you live in salt?
00:22:15.000 Yeah.
00:22:16.000 Do you build a house of salt?
00:22:17.000 What is this?
00:22:18.000 There's buildings, but like, what?
00:22:20.000 Wow.
00:22:20.000 Oh, I loved visiting Outback Towns when I was there.
00:22:23.000 That's what I'm talking about.
00:22:25.000 Is that ocean?
00:22:25.000 I wonder if there's salt.
00:22:26.000 It could be ocean sand.
00:22:27.000 Go check it out.
00:22:28.000 During the flood, they flooded the Sahara.
00:22:30.000 That's all a bunch of ocean sand.
00:22:31.000 Let's do a Timcast fan meetup in Australia.
00:22:33.000 We'll bring the trailer.
00:22:34.000 Just pick the most absurd location.
00:22:36.000 The middle of the Outback?
00:22:39.000 I gotta be honest, look at the Sahara compared to the Outback.
00:22:41.000 It's much darker.
00:22:42.000 It's way bigger.
00:22:43.000 It's red sand, right?
00:22:45.000 Is it clay?
00:22:46.000 No, for real, what's right here?
00:22:48.000 How do you get to this place?
00:22:50.000 You get exiled from your tribe.
00:22:52.000 Janet.
00:22:52.000 Exile culture.
00:22:54.000 Look at this!
00:22:56.000 Janet, where's the pizza hut?
00:23:00.000 Let's look.
00:23:01.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:23:02.000 There it is.
00:23:02.000 There's a pizza hut everywhere.
00:23:04.000 Pizza!
00:23:05.000 I thought it said pizza.
00:23:06.000 Mud hut motel? 0.99
00:23:08.000 Whoa, where?
00:23:08.000 Up there on the top left.
00:23:11.000 It's five stars.
00:23:12.000 Mud hut motel. 0.87
00:23:12.000 Do you not see that? 0.87
00:23:13.000 Whoa, mud hut motel. 0.81
00:23:14.000 It's fascinating that you would have towns just set up in the middle of it.
00:23:16.000 Oh, it's not a mud hut.
00:23:16.000 It's a regular building.
00:23:18.000 Lies. 0.99
00:23:19.000 And where is this?
00:23:19.000 Oh, is this Australia?
00:23:20.000 Oh, that's back in Australia.
00:23:21.000 You brought me back to Australia.
00:23:23.000 Sorry. 0.94
00:23:23.000 That's ridiculous. 0.94
00:23:24.000 So, like, when you're in Western Australia, do you just die? 1.00
00:23:27.000 Yeah, you just die.
00:23:30.000 Well, no, you can just eat kangaroo, right?
00:23:33.000 Kangaroo meat used to be a delicacy.
00:23:35.000 I had kangaroo before.
00:23:36.000 There was a, there was a bait shop near Chicago that had exotic meats and they had like, they had ostrich and kangaroo and I bought some. 0.99
00:23:42.000 There's like so many damn kangaroos. 0.98
00:23:43.000 What did it taste like? 0.99
00:23:45.000 Like a beef stick.
00:23:46.000 Apparently like, it's like deer, like kangaroos like deer, I guess?
00:23:48.000 Well, it used to be like a steak delicacy before environmentalists had these like protests over it all being exported.
00:23:55.000 It was particularly liked in Russia, actually.
00:23:58.000 And you'll see if you're like in real outback Australia, which my husband and I have spent a lot of time in, Do you guys know that Japan is like 70 miles from Russia?
00:24:15.000 What?
00:24:16.000 Check this out.
00:24:17.000 People never talk about Vladivostok.
00:24:20.000 I've always wanted to go here.
00:24:21.000 Cause look where it is.
00:24:22.000 This is Russia, but it's like next to Japan. 0.98
00:24:25.000 And so you come down and come in.
00:24:27.000 Yeah.
00:24:27.000 Super cool.
00:24:28.000 I've always wanted to go.
00:24:29.000 Cause it's just like, Let's find the pizza place there.
00:24:32.000 Dodo Pizza, bro!
00:24:33.000 Look at it!
00:24:34.000 There we go!
00:24:35.000 See, one thing humans have in common, man.
00:24:37.000 Look at that, dude.
00:24:38.000 Pizza.
00:24:38.000 That looks good.
00:24:39.000 It's got pineapple and pomegranate?
00:24:41.000 Wasn't the first commercial at the end of, like, the Soviet Union Gorbachev eating at Pizza Hut?
00:24:47.000 Yes.
00:24:48.000 That's right.
00:24:48.000 Was it Pizza Hut or was it Domino's?
00:24:49.000 Look at this abomination.
00:24:50.000 No, it was Domino's.
00:24:51.000 I think you're right.
00:24:52.000 Actually, I would be... That looks like baked cheese.
00:24:55.000 Look at this.
00:24:57.000 It's like a fast food pizza place.
00:24:59.000 People don't talk about Eastern Russia.
00:25:01.000 It was Pizza Hut.
00:25:02.000 I was wrong.
00:25:03.000 I spread misinformation.
00:25:04.000 I thought it was Domino's.
00:25:05.000 Is there a Pizza Hut in Siberia?
00:25:08.000 I always wanted to go to Siberia and take the train along there.
00:25:11.000 Pizza Hut night near Siberia, Russia.
00:25:14.000 Yo, there's tons of Pizza Huts in Siberia.
00:25:16.000 Look at all this.
00:25:17.000 Siberia's gonna be hot.
00:25:19.000 No, no, this can't be right.
00:25:20.000 That's the United States.
00:25:24.000 I typed in Siberia, Russia, and it's like in Pennsylvania. 0.97
00:25:27.000 What the heck?
00:25:28.000 No, there is no Russia. 1.00
00:25:31.000 Yeah, Russia is a boogeyman to scare kids. 0.86
00:25:35.000 Dude, Russia's so big! 0.99
00:25:36.000 Wait, what?
00:25:37.000 Why isn't it zooming in?
00:25:39.000 Where is Siberia?
00:25:39.000 There's something Google doesn't want you to know, Tim.
00:25:41.000 Did you see that they took Maripol today?
00:25:43.000 Maripol?
00:25:44.000 What are you talking about?
00:25:45.000 What happened in Maripol?
00:25:46.000 The Russians took it, the city. 0.99
00:25:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:48.000 All right, here we go.
00:25:49.000 Siberia.
00:25:50.000 Now we do this.
00:25:51.000 Now we go pizza.
00:25:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, Russia took over Maripol.
00:25:55.000 Now we gotta find the pizza.
00:25:57.000 It's gonna- it's gonna- I knew it was gonna do that.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, what the heck?
00:25:59.000 It doesn't want me to find the Russian Pizza Hut.
00:26:01.000 There's something going on with that Russian Pizza Hut that they don't want us to know.
00:26:06.000 You know there are cities in Russia where, like, no one can go?
00:26:10.000 Only, like, Russian citizens are allowed to go to? 0.63
00:26:12.000 Like, in the United States, we don't have that. 0.99
00:26:14.000 If you- if you come on a visa, you can go where the fuck you want. 0.99
00:26:16.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:26:16.000 But in Russia, they have things where it's, like, foreigners are not allowed to go there at all. 0.97
00:26:20.000 Interesting.
00:26:21.000 It was really hard.
00:26:22.000 I got my Russian visa and it was really difficult.
00:26:24.000 It was like four years ago that I went and I had to go to like so many like questioning sessions to get it.
00:26:30.000 It was- Questioning sessions?
00:26:31.000 Yeah, like you have to actually- you can't just like apply for it online.
00:26:34.000 You have to go in person to the embassy and go do like in-person interviews repeatedly to get it.
00:26:40.000 They want to make sure you're not a spy?
00:26:41.000 I guess so.
00:26:42.000 Like, I guess that's the reason.
00:26:43.000 People legit do not understand how massive Russia is.
00:26:46.000 Yeah.
00:26:46.000 Very large.
00:26:47.000 That's why I was saying, like, Vladivostok is so interesting because it's next to Japan.
00:26:51.000 Like, look how... I was wrong when I said, you know, it was... So these are Russian right here.
00:26:57.000 Check this out.
00:26:58.000 It's like 20 miles.
00:26:59.000 So this is Russia right here, and this is Japan.
00:27:01.000 Like, you can probably swim there.
00:27:02.000 Wow.
00:27:02.000 Yeah, all that light stuff was above water before the flood, I believe.
00:27:06.000 All that light water stuff is... This right here?
00:27:07.000 Yeah.
00:27:08.000 It was land?
00:27:08.000 People go diving down there and see temples and stuff.
00:27:10.000 That's so cool.
00:27:12.000 We gotta go find the underwater temples, Ian. 0.95
00:27:14.000 Yo, Japan is fuckin' lit.
00:27:16.000 After I'm done at Waffle House, we can go to the underwater temples. 0.92
00:27:19.000 Saitama.
00:27:21.000 I'm so ready to start scuba diving.
00:27:22.000 I would love to go.
00:27:23.000 We should do videos and stuff and make documentaries off the coast.
00:27:27.000 What's the craziest place you've been to, Lauren Southern?
00:27:30.000 The craziest place I've been to?
00:27:32.000 Probably here. 0.94
00:27:34.000 America's pretty wacky.
00:27:37.000 That's true.
00:27:37.000 We love the wackiness.
00:27:40.000 Oh, is there Pizza Hut here?
00:27:41.000 Can I search for... search this area?
00:27:45.000 Look at that.
00:27:45.000 No.
00:27:47.000 No, there's no Pizza Hut.
00:27:48.000 When you say the craziest place, what do you mean by crazy?
00:27:50.000 Wait, what is this?
00:27:51.000 Pizza Lorenzo.
00:27:52.000 Dodo Pizza.
00:27:52.000 I mean, they're like lawless places all over.
00:27:56.000 It's probably South Africa.
00:27:57.000 I think Dodo is in... I think that's in Romania.
00:28:02.000 Yo, Romania was fun.
00:28:03.000 Why?
00:28:04.000 Just like inexpensive.
00:28:07.000 I don't like saying cheap, because it's, like, offensive, I guess.
00:28:10.000 Inexpensive, because of the exchange rate.
00:28:12.000 So, like, they had good food, and it was, like, it was nice.
00:28:15.000 Those Eastern Bloc countries are pretty wild, though. 0.97
00:28:17.000 On the border of Turkey and Bulgaria, I remember driving through the towns there, and there were just, like, the roads weren't even functional, because they had so much wood stocked up on them, because they didn't have power or couldn't afford power, so they were all just burning wood.
00:28:29.000 And then there were all of these just, like, dilapidated fun parks everywhere that had been shut down.
00:28:35.000 It was like something that used to be built up great that was all dilapidated and collapsing.
00:28:40.000 It was very strange.
00:28:43.000 Where is North Korea?
00:28:44.000 Are you going to give us a little sneak peek of something on this show?
00:28:46.000 No, absolutely not.
00:28:47.000 We can't show it on the show.
00:28:48.000 You guys would lose your minds.
00:28:50.000 You can't handle my cartoons.
00:28:53.000 Look at this, the border of... There's a barbeque Liyuan.
00:28:57.000 What?
00:28:57.000 Dude, Tim, his mind is racing.
00:28:59.000 So, if you had to live in any other country... Why did I think you had been to South Korea?
00:29:03.000 I've been to South Korea.
00:29:04.000 Because I interviewed... And they look the same.
00:29:06.000 I interviewed people who went there.
00:29:07.000 I field produced the North Korean motorcycle diaries.
00:29:11.000 Let me pull this up.
00:29:12.000 Would you go if you could?
00:29:14.000 Not at this point.
00:29:14.000 You'd be a good envoy, being part Korean and stuff.
00:29:19.000 So, not at this point, but I field produced this documentary.
00:29:22.000 It's actually one of Vice's biggest, and I'm legit proud of this work.
00:29:28.000 You can see here, let me give myself some credit.
00:29:31.000 Hold on.
00:29:33.000 I'm surprised they haven't gone back and edited your name out.
00:29:35.000 Field producer, Tim Pool!
00:29:37.000 Oh, what's this?
00:29:38.000 North Korean? 0.81
00:29:39.000 Yeah, so I actually went to New Zealand and I interviewed these people who had footage from North Korea.
00:29:45.000 I did not go.
00:29:46.000 But it's funny because a lot of people were claiming I did go because of this.
00:29:49.000 They were like, whoa, Tim Pool is the field producer.
00:29:51.000 He's been to North Korea.
00:29:52.000 It's like, these people are from New Zealand.
00:29:55.000 I went to New Zealand and interviewed them and they gave us footage and then we put the footage together with their narration.
00:30:02.000 Do you ever think about the fact that like, what if North Korea are actually like the sane, correct, happy ones and we're all in the North Korea?
00:30:08.000 Like Kim Il-sung literally invented the universe?
00:30:11.000 They're underground.
00:30:12.000 They're just like living in this utopia and they're like, man, if only we could get these Westerners off their CNN propaganda and like...
00:30:20.000 What if the ancient Egyptians were right, and everyone since just got it wrong? 0.95
00:30:24.000 So true.
00:30:24.000 That's right.
00:30:25.000 That's a good point.
00:30:26.000 And, you know, poor Ra.
00:30:29.000 I would love to negotiate with North Korea.
00:30:31.000 If that could be like, because Kim Jong-un, the thing about having a cult leader or like one supreme leader is if he decides like, yeah, I'll give up the throne and make a democracy.
00:30:39.000 Let's implement this.
00:30:40.000 It will happen.
00:30:41.000 So if we can get through to the dude.
00:30:43.000 I don't know.
00:30:43.000 I think the people behind him would probably try to have him killed if he was going to fundamentally change the structure of the country.
00:30:49.000 Interesting.
00:30:49.000 I don't really think about the North Korean oligarchs much.
00:30:53.000 I mean, I don't know.
00:30:54.000 You got any plans for future documentaries?
00:30:58.000 I've got another one that I've been working on called Empty Love on relationships and modern dating, Tinder, all of that.
00:31:05.000 I actually interviewed two hookers out back in Australia. 1.00
00:31:08.000 They were great.
00:31:09.000 You know what we should do?
00:31:10.000 We were thinking about having on this lady doctor, psychologist, to like talk about... It depends. 1.00
00:31:17.000 This doctor lady, is she, Lydia, actually like an expert on the dating stuff? 0.95
00:31:21.000 Is that what she does? 1.00
00:31:21.000 What's her name? 1.00
00:31:22.000 Her name is Chloe Carmichael.
00:31:24.000 Chloe Carmichael.
00:31:25.000 Yeah, I saw her tweet at somebody, and she was talking about something, and then she followed a bunch of people, and some people followed her, so I was like, hey, see if this person would be good, because we've had a male dating guy.
00:31:34.000 I don't think we've had a female dating person.
00:31:36.000 There's a lot of those male dating coaches, and I feel like it's not so represented on the female side.
00:31:41.000 We had a psychologist who sees patients, and his focus is relationships between men and women, so he wasn't an alpha male dating guru or anything.
00:31:52.000 We've been talking about love.
00:31:55.000 The Greeks had eight different types of love, so Americans just use one word like eros.
00:31:59.000 Erotic love is different than philia, which is affectionate love, or storge, which is familial love, or ludus, which is flirtatious love.
00:32:06.000 Then there's mania, which is an obsessive love.
00:32:09.000 Maybe the other three.
00:32:09.000 Pragmas, enduring love.
00:32:10.000 I mean, we have English words for those things, though, bro.
00:32:12.000 But, like, what they'll say is, like, love is love.
00:32:14.000 This is, like, the pedophile agenda.
00:32:16.000 Love is love.
00:32:16.000 No.
00:32:17.000 Fucking eros is not philia. 0.99
00:32:19.000 Eros is not felocia. 1.00
00:32:20.000 Self-love is different than having erotic sexual feelings.
00:32:23.000 You just need to stop speaking other language. 0.99
00:32:25.000 Well, maybe we can make American words for it, but we should... Love does not refer to sex.
00:32:30.000 In some contexts, it's innuendo for the sake of being PC, but we quite literally say lust.
00:32:37.000 Well, lust is different from eros, but I get what you're saying.
00:32:43.000 Lust is when it's disordered and it's about using the person, but a sexual drive for someone is not necessarily that.
00:32:52.000 It can be unitive.
00:32:53.000 I think we do have more limited language than some other languages.
00:32:57.000 I find there's so many words where I'm like, oh, I need a word for that.
00:32:59.000 Oh, it's only in German.
00:33:01.000 Like, German has a word for it, but we don't.
00:33:04.000 Or we have to use Latin terms or whatever.
00:33:06.000 And people are just lazy.
00:33:07.000 Like you said, lust is different than love, but people will just use love because they're lazy with their language.
00:33:13.000 Agape is my favorite.
00:33:14.000 It's selfless love.
00:33:15.000 It's like the love of the community.
00:33:18.000 Or like Jesus Christian. 0.79
00:33:19.000 Yeah.
00:33:20.000 Agape.
00:33:21.000 Yeah, we should do that.
00:33:23.000 So we wanted to do like a Friday where we just talked like modern family dating and stuff.
00:33:29.000 We've done those before and those are fun.
00:33:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:33.000 I find it's very difficult talking about that stuff on the internet in general.
00:33:40.000 Just there's so much posturing, there's so much bad advice on the internet about relationships, and because it's such a, oh, you can't really show data to back up the advice you're giving, you'll have opposite advice on different channels that have equal amount of popularity.
00:33:56.000 It's a real mess out there.
00:33:59.000 Do you want to pose with that sword for the thumbnail?
00:34:02.000 I can do that for you.
00:34:04.000 I'm actually curious, is Cupid's... Where's the sword?
00:34:07.000 Oh, I confiscated it from her.
00:34:08.000 Why?
00:34:09.000 Give it back.
00:34:09.000 She can come get it.
00:34:10.000 Sword swipe.
00:34:11.000 She can come get it.
00:34:12.000 This is a wild person.
00:34:13.000 So you need to just... We need a shot of you holding it so that I can screen grab it.
00:34:17.000 Absolutely.
00:34:19.000 Are Cupid's arrows a pun on arrows?
00:34:22.000 Maybe.
00:34:22.000 Oh.
00:34:24.000 Oh! 0.60
00:34:24.000 That's a good question. 0.60
00:34:25.000 Cupid's arrows.
00:34:26.000 Yeah, it's like Cupid's arrows. 0.92
00:34:28.000 Is that a pun?
00:34:29.000 Got him.
00:34:30.000 I doubt it.
00:34:31.000 Who was he?
00:34:32.000 Was he a real guy?
00:34:32.000 Was it like a little kid with a bow and arrow?
00:34:34.000 What the fuck was he? 0.99
00:34:34.000 Cupid was... panel patient. 0.99
00:34:38.000 Alright, so this is the... thumbnail. 0.99
00:34:40.000 Careful.
00:34:41.000 Oh my gosh.
00:34:43.000 Please be careful.
00:34:43.000 That'll be cute.
00:34:47.000 I think this was like your thumbnail last time too.
00:34:49.000 Yeah.
00:34:50.000 Yeah, but you can't see the sword because it's like too awesome.
00:34:53.000 Turn to the side.
00:34:54.000 That's actually what you do with the other one.
00:34:56.000 That's very Conan.
00:34:57.000 So hold it horizontally.
00:35:01.000 What do you mean?
00:35:01.000 Like this.
00:35:02.000 Like you're going to cut your own head off? 0.99
00:35:04.000 No, no, but hold it sideways. 0.99
00:35:05.000 This is safe.
00:35:07.000 Sir.
00:35:08.000 Point it towards the TV.
00:35:09.000 Across your body?
00:35:11.000 Point it at the TV.
00:35:12.000 Point it at me.
00:35:13.000 Point it at the TV?
00:35:15.000 Yes.
00:35:15.000 Okay.
00:35:15.000 So like this.
00:35:18.000 Oh, okay.
00:35:18.000 I think I understand.
00:35:19.000 Yeah!
00:35:20.000 There you go.
00:35:21.000 That's a good one. 0.63
00:35:23.000 And now everyone's like, this is the silliest show Tim's ever done.
00:35:25.000 But that's what we're going to use for the thumbnail because people are going to click on it.
00:35:30.000 I want to talk about Cupid next time.
00:35:31.000 IQ 40.
00:35:32.000 Lauren, hold it horizontally. 0.99
00:35:35.000 What do you mean?
00:35:36.000 I just started a new theory.
00:35:38.000 I'm happy, though.
00:35:38.000 Cupidanon, bro.
00:35:39.000 I love it.
00:35:41.000 Cupidanon.
00:35:43.000 Cupid did nothing wrong.
00:35:44.000 That the government controls who we love. 1.00
00:35:46.000 Exactly.
00:35:47.000 With vaccines.
00:35:48.000 It's from Latin, cupido.
00:35:50.000 Fauci, fly around like Cupid, like, oh, I'm gonna get you at this! 1.00
00:35:55.000 You're gay now! 1.00
00:35:56.000 You're gay now. 1.00
00:35:57.000 Cupid was the son of the love goddess Venus and the god of war, Mars. 0.99
00:36:01.000 Just Fauci Cupid with little wings and he's naked. 0.99
00:36:04.000 I'm gonna get you!
00:36:06.000 His vaccine is going to make you love!
00:36:10.000 Love me!
00:36:11.000 I'm the love doctor!
00:36:14.000 Love doctor Fauci!
00:36:16.000 Love doctor Fauci says it's time to go to bed everybody and put on your masks!
00:36:21.000 No, don't.
00:36:21.000 Don't.
00:36:22.000 The mask man has been lifted.
00:36:24.000 I watched my cartoon about it.
00:36:26.000 Well, come back and hang out anytime, Lauren.
00:36:28.000 It's been a blast.
00:36:29.000 Yeah, thanks for having me.
00:36:30.000 Thank you for the $1,700 whiskey.
00:36:32.000 Oh, yeah, no problem.
00:36:33.000 The $34 plane ticket.
00:36:35.000 Really? It's $34?
00:36:36.000 Lauren, what you're supposed to say is, I am sorry about the $1,700 whiskey
00:36:40.000 because it was not offered to you.
00:36:41.000 You took it without permission.
00:36:42.000 No, I told her she could have it.
00:36:43.000 I am different sets of etiquette.
00:36:44.000 And she grabbed it, and I was like, yeah, yeah, good choice.
00:36:46.000 I'm not sorry about anything.
00:36:47.000 Oh, yeah, you thought I had impeccable taste in alcohol?
00:36:50.000 She knows what's up.
00:36:52.000 But then when I saw you just pouring a whole bunch in a paper cup,
00:36:54.000 I was like, every person we've offered the peppy to is like, can I get a glass with, you know,
00:37:00.000 And then I'm like we have the cups and they're like I need a glass With some whiskey stones or something.
00:37:04.000 I'm like, I can't give you a paper cup with the Pappy.
00:37:07.000 I mean, don't we have?
00:37:08.000 We don't have glass cups?
00:37:09.000 No paper cup Pappy over here, right?
00:37:10.000 Well, it is what it is.
00:37:13.000 Special shout out to Van Winkle, the very whiskey that we were talking about all night.
00:37:16.000 Pappy Van Winkle.
00:37:17.000 Oh, it's Pappy Van Winkle.
00:37:18.000 Thank you.
00:37:18.000 Well, that's what it's called.
00:37:19.000 It's called the Pappy, I guess.
00:37:20.000 All right, everybody.
00:37:22.000 Thanks for hanging out.
00:37:23.000 It's been fun.
00:37:24.000 And more to come, as always.
00:37:26.000 And thanks for being members.