Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Sunday Uncensored: Robby Starbuck Member Podcast: Jon Stewart Goes Woke And Slams White People

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00:00:23.000 Jon Stewart is back!

00:00:25.000 And also not back.

00:00:26.000 Jon Stewart is a sad, sad old man.

00:00:29.000 And it's sad to see.

00:00:30.000 I was such a big fan of Jon Stewart when I was younger.

00:00:33.000 He dips out just before Trump gets elected.

00:00:35.000 He pops back in afterwards.

00:00:37.000 And he's woke now.

00:00:39.000 He's woke.

00:00:39.000 He called Andrew Sullivan racist, basically.

00:00:42.000 He ran a segment called The Problem with White People.

00:00:45.000 He completely exaggerated all of these claims.

00:00:50.000 He praises individuals like Ta-Nehisi Coates because Jon Stewart is a lazy, Factless old man who has lost He's lost it and it's it's really really sad But you know what? 0.99

00:01:02.000 We're gonna see people rise up in his in his stead and do the job that he was supposed to be doing Which is being honest and being real instead what he's doing is he's talking shit Oh white people have a real conversation. 0.99

00:01:12.000 I have a real conversation about systemic racism Yeah. 0.97

00:01:15.000 Unfortunately for us, uh, he brought on Andrew Sullivan and Andrew Sullivan did a very, very bad job.

00:01:23.000 So we have the video here.

00:01:25.000 Look at this.

00:01:27.000 You can already tell he's going to lose just by the, just by how he's sitting.

00:01:30.000 You know, you can tell he's just, destruction is on its way. 0.99

00:01:32.000 Why the fuck would any person do a digital Debate like this because what happens is this morbidly obese woman over here on the right? 1.00

00:01:42.000 Starts talking over him and says I'm shutting you down now And he can't talk because he's on a TV screen in the background and she's in the foreground on camera So this was just a very miserable idea, but ultimately comes to the point where you know we have Andrew Sullivan on the whole time I guess and Let's let's play a little bit. 0.96

00:01:59.000 Let's see maybe we're at No.

00:02:01.000 If you can't diagnose the problem, you can't fix it.

00:02:04.000 We need to think about how we help the family restructure itself, because it's key.

00:02:09.000 Let's boil it down then.

00:02:11.000 Why do you think the family got that way? 0.87

00:02:13.000 I don't know where the exact point is, where he calls Andrew Sullivan a racist and the fat woman starts saying, I'm going to shut you down.

00:02:19.000 Let me see if we can jump to it.

00:02:21.000 I don't know, whatever.

00:02:22.000 The point is, This segment was called The Problem with... Oh, here it is! 0.58

00:02:25.000 The Problem with White People. 0.97

00:02:26.000 Five days ago, with almost a million views.

00:02:29.000 33,000 likes, and then Jon Stewart makes a joke about how... Get your clickbait in now!

00:02:35.000 This is where we're at.

00:02:36.000 This is what Jon Stewart is.

00:02:38.000 And, uh... I don't know, man.

00:02:40.000 It's just sad to see.

00:02:41.000 It's very sad.

00:02:43.000 You know, I mean, but this has infected a lot of people in our country who, you know, let's be perfectly honest, just don't have real problems.

00:02:50.000 They don't have real problems.

00:02:52.000 And it's almost like how, you know, teenagers have to like push up against something, you know, it's just like a natural part of growing up being a teenager.

00:02:58.000 I feel like when you're at this comfortable place in life where everything's been so cushy for you, you need some sort of problem to fix.

00:03:05.000 And that used to be like going in a woodshed and making something or fixing something in your house, but now it's being an anti-racist and reading Ibram Kendi and creating problems that don't exist.

00:03:17.000 For instance, And this is a problem across the board in the U.S., not just in Democrat areas.

00:03:22.000 Because even in red Tennessee, we have a program to give you free college if you're a minority only, okay? 0.78

00:03:29.000 And it explicitly spells out in there that Cubans can go get free college, be a doctor or a nurse, if you fit into this racial category, okay?

00:03:36.000 I don't want their help.

00:03:38.000 Okay, as a Cuban, I don't want their help. 1.00

00:03:40.000 I don't want the government to pay for me to go to school because I'm Cuban. 0.83

00:03:43.000 I think it's ludicrous.

00:03:45.000 It's offensive and tells me that I'm somehow less capable to go and earn it on my own or do it on my own or, you know, just get the grades necessary to get a scholarship or whatever it is than somebody who's not Cuban, somebody who's white, you know?

00:03:59.000 And I'll tell you this, this is actually an interesting thing, I think, for a lot of people.

00:04:03.000 You know what real privilege is?

00:04:05.000 It's not white privilege.

00:04:06.000 It's the fact that I'm not worried about my kids getting into college.

00:04:10.000 Not just because of position or stature or any of those things, but no.

00:04:13.000 Because they can write down on their college applications that they're Latino. 0.67

00:04:17.000 They can write down that they're Hispanic.

00:04:19.000 I'm not worried about them making it in.

00:04:20.000 They'll make it into whatever school they want to go to.

00:04:22.000 But if they had to write down that they were white, because my wife is white, Then I would actually worry.

00:04:29.000 I did find the clip, so let me play a little bit of this.

00:04:32.000 ...all white people.

00:04:33.000 The systems that were racist that were put in place... Systems?

00:04:38.000 Yes.

00:04:39.000 The systems that were put in place.

00:04:40.000 I'd like you to explain exactly what they are.

00:04:43.000 Well, I thought I explained it earlier about the GI Bill and about the New Deal.

00:04:47.000 That's one thing.

00:04:48.000 I want to know about these systems.

00:04:51.000 I just explained it.

00:04:52.000 Housing, food.

00:04:53.000 That's one, and I agree with that. 0.99

00:04:56.000 Andrew, you're not living on the same fucking planet we are. 0.98

00:04:59.000 He's on video, dude. 0.99

00:05:01.000 Have him in the studio, man.

00:05:02.000 See, this is the point. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Andrew Sullivan, what the fuck was he thinking? 0.99

00:05:06.000 That was the most piss-poor non-answer, non-response to any debate, and Jon Stewart gets frustrated because Andrew Sullivan didn't offer anything substantive. 0.99

00:05:15.000 Jon Stewart is wrong.

00:05:17.000 He's right about some things, like housing, in terms of systemic racism.

00:05:20.000 He's correct about that.

00:05:21.000 But the problem is, you need someone to actually be like, Jon, Jon, Jon, have a seat.

00:05:25.000 Like, ask me the question, let me give you the answer.

00:05:28.000 Instead, Andrew Sullivan is just like, that's one thing!

00:05:30.000 So what?

00:05:30.000 One thing.

00:05:31.000 Saying it's one thing is basically like, I agree with you, I agree with you, but I'm angry. 0.98

00:05:35.000 What's the fucking point of having that conversation? 0.98

00:05:36.000 But let's get to the point where the morbidly obese woman chimes in. 1.00

00:05:41.000 I think you are not living in the planet most Americans are, which is why this kind of extremism, this anti-white extremism, is losing popular support, is creating a backlash, is going to elect Republicans and undo a lot of the good you think you're doing.

00:05:59.000 This is what happens when you don't talk about it.

00:06:02.000 This is what happens when white people don't talk about it.

00:06:05.000 Is you have racist dog whistle tropes like this that actually perpetuate and perpetuate and perpetuate. 0.55

00:06:12.000 So I am, and I did not come on this show to sit here and argue with another white man.

00:06:19.000 That's one of the reasons that we don't even engage with white men at race to dinner. 1.00

00:06:23.000 Oh, seriously, what the fuck? 1.00

00:06:26.000 She doesn't leave her desserts for that, okay? 1.00

00:06:28.000 Quite honestly, if white men were going to do something about racism, you had 400 years. 1.00

00:06:33.000 It's called one of the bloodiest motherfucking wars ever fought, and it was a whole bunch of motherfucking ass white people who died in the Civil War. 1.00

00:06:40.000 Spare me your fucking bullshit, dude. 1.00

00:06:42.000 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:06:43.000 We weren't the first in the United States to abolish slavery, but we did abolish it, and it was one of the bloodiest battles fought to abolish it.

00:06:48.000 And guess what?

00:06:49.000 Slavery still exists, and I don't see these ladies going over to go save the people who are enslaved right now. 1.00

00:06:54.000 And I would like to ask her how many slaves she thinks exist in Africa right now.

00:07:01.000 There are more slaves alive today than there were back then.

00:07:04.000 There are more slaves today than there were then.

00:07:06.000 You notice how she started talking over Andrew?

00:07:09.000 Yeah, that was obnoxious.

00:07:10.000 Well, don't agree to go on shows in this format.

00:07:12.000 That's what's going to happen.

00:07:13.000 Super famous people will come and they'll be like, hey, want to be on my podcast?

00:07:17.000 And it's, remember this moment. 1.00

00:07:19.000 No, don't get fucked. 1.00

00:07:20.000 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:07:22.000 Sit down in real life.

00:07:24.000 So we don't have people on the TV screen as guests.

00:07:28.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:29.000 It's stupid. 1.00

00:07:29.000 It's irritating. 1.00

00:07:30.000 You'll get accused of beating them down, badgering, and not giving a chance.

00:07:34.000 And then what will they do? 0.99

00:07:35.000 They'll sub in other people and make a meme and just shit all over. 0.98

00:07:38.000 You want to have a real conversation. 0.95

00:07:39.000 You don't do this.

00:07:40.000 There's a courage differential, too.

00:07:42.000 You know, the courage differential of, like, if you're on a screen, suddenly you're not there.

00:07:45.000 You don't have to have consequences for what you say.

00:07:47.000 If you're in front of somebody and you're with them, you're going to find out where somebody really is.

00:07:50.000 Will they say that thing to that person in person?

00:07:53.000 Check out this next part.

00:07:56.000 OK.

00:07:59.000 I am 58 years old.

00:08:01.000 I'm shutting you down right now.

00:08:02.000 I am not responsible for anyone performing.

00:08:04.000 So the point is, I'm so tired of just engaging in this conversation and this deep hurt that Andrew has about talking about racism.

00:08:13.000 And Chip, God bless you, but I'm going to put everybody in the thing.

00:08:17.000 All of us white people do this.

00:08:19.000 I don't care if we say we're abolitionists.

00:08:21.000 I don't care if we say we're progressive.

00:08:23.000 I don't care if we're literally members of the KKK.

00:08:27.000 Every single white person upholds these systems and structures of white supremacy.

00:08:31.000 and we have got to talk about it.

00:08:38.000 I think it's a good thing that we are talking about it.

00:08:45.000 I think he's calling me a racist, Tom.

00:08:48.000 Let's... You're... You've been doing a pretty good job with it yourself there, so... Uh, but Andrew, you're taking words out of context and blowing them out of proportion so that you don't have to deal with Having to figure out a way to deconstruct the barriers that were put in place for black people in this country and give them a better chance.

00:09:12.000 Your opening segment, your opening segment was brilliant.

00:09:17.000 I don't think he's gone.

00:09:20.000 Brilliant!

00:09:21.000 Talking over him.

00:09:22.000 The biggest productionist one-sided.

00:09:24.000 I just can't stand listening to Andrew Sullivan.

00:09:27.000 I can stand listening to Jon Stewart be wrong.

00:09:29.000 I can.

00:09:30.000 Because Jon Stewart is like, here's my statement, here's my argument.

00:09:33.000 But Andrew Sullivan just keeps saying, your argument's bad, one-sided, that's one thing.

00:09:37.000 He's not actually saying anything.

00:09:38.000 Yeah, when Jon was like, you're not even on this planet, he was like, you're actually the one that's not even on this planet!

00:09:43.000 You're calling me racist!

00:09:44.000 You're on Jon Stewart's show and that's what you're gonna say?

00:09:46.000 Let me answer Jon Stewart's questions, answer to his points very, very simply.

00:09:52.000 Jon, you're absolutely correct about the GI Bill and housing.

00:09:55.000 I think the history in Chicago is profound.

00:09:57.000 The redlining and blockbusting. 0.97

00:09:59.000 Redlining, the term actually comes from Chicago, where the real estate companies would be like, black people can only live here, don't sell to anybody.

00:10:06.000 Yeah, and blockbusting is when they actually destroyed the property value with the fear of black people so they could buy up homes at discounted rates. 0.95

00:10:14.000 All of that's true.

00:10:15.000 It's horrifying, too.

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00:11:41.000 And in many of the areas, like the area I grew up in, it's no longer just black. 0.52

00:11:46.000 Now you have Latinos, you have Polish immigrants, you have black people obviously as still the larger portion in many of these impoverished communities.

00:11:55.000 In which case, When the progressive leftists come out and they propose race-based solutions, what's really happening is other people who are impacted in much the same way, and identically, are being left behind.

00:12:10.000 So you want to talk about the South Side of Chicago, redlining and blockbusting. 0.99

00:12:13.000 The reason why these areas are incredibly impoverished is because a combination of the two, redlining and blockbusting. 1.00

00:12:18.000 So now you have black families that have property values that are very low, that are hard to transfer wealth to the next generation, which creates areas of increased poverty, and increased poverty means increased crime. 1.00

00:12:31.000 Over the past 40 or so years, white people, Latinos, and others have moved into many of these areas because they're also poor.

00:12:36.000 They are also being negatively impacted by the remnants of racist policies, but they're not black themselves.

00:12:41.000 Yes, that's right.

00:12:42.000 A white Southsider in Chicago who lives in a very densely black area is experiencing crime and poverty and an inability to transfer wealth and poor maintenance and poor public services because of racist policies against black people.

00:12:57.000 So I don't want to leave anybody behind.

00:12:59.000 The solution is quite simple.

00:13:00.000 Class-based solutions.

00:13:02.000 And if the concern of the progressives are that, yeah, well, black people are disproportionately hurt by these policies, I got good news for you. 1.00

00:13:07.000 If that's true, then class-based solutions will disproportionately help black people. 0.92

00:13:11.000 Problem solved.

00:13:12.000 But Andrew Sullivan doesn't give any of those answers, and neither does Jon Stewart.

00:13:15.000 Yeah.

00:13:15.000 No, they're not interested in answers.

00:13:17.000 And the truth is, is that, you know, People like Jon Stewart have blinders on to the realities of the actual situation they're talking about, and at the core of all of this, again, is children, because critical race theory is really being imposed on little kids, and that's the plan.

00:13:31.000 You know, again, separate them and change their reality, create chaos in society.

00:13:36.000 And when you do that, and you get these blinders on with people like him, he doesn't realize what's really going on in those classrooms.

00:13:42.000 He doesn't want to know, and that's the truth of it.

00:13:44.000 He's not investigating.

00:13:45.000 He does not want to know, because if he did know, he couldn't have that conversation.

00:13:49.000 He couldn't do that.

00:13:50.000 I think Jon Stewart's, uh, in his opening segment, he struggled to read the word reparation, and many people pointed out it's because he's reading a prompter.

00:13:57.000 It's because he doesn't actually know what he's talking about.

00:14:00.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 Oh, 100%.

00:14:00.000 He's soaked in narcissism, too, that whole, that whole time.

00:14:03.000 What happened to him, man?

00:14:04.000 He was, he was right on the pulse up until, like, A year ago or less.

00:14:07.000 Join the cult, buddy!

00:14:08.000 I think LeBron James all of a sudden one day is like, yeah! 0.99

00:14:12.000 Yeah, white people are the problem! 0.99

00:14:14.000 And like all of a sudden you see now he's a race baiter. 1.00

00:14:16.000 Now he's talking about race all the time.

00:14:17.000 It's crazy.

00:14:19.000 It really is a cult.

00:14:19.000 Well, and the thing is, is like, you know, there's a lot of things about the human condition

00:14:24.000 that just don't change and people wanting an enemy is one of them.

00:14:28.000 And when you have such a wonderful life that most Americans have had in terms of, if you

00:14:33.000 look at the vast majority of history, even if you're in a bad position in America, you're

00:14:36.000 incredibly lucky comparatively to how humans have lived their lives from, you know, the 0.97

00:14:42.000 beginning of existence.

00:14:44.000 And people forget that.

00:14:45.000 And you need that thing to make your enemy that has ruined your life, no matter what.

00:14:48.000 It doesn't matter, even rich people do it where they're like, I would have even more

00:14:52.000 if this person didn't do this.

00:14:54.000 Everybody's always got to have somebody that they push up against that is their, you know,

00:14:57.000 person holding them back from their highest good.

00:14:59.000 And they're making white people that.

00:15:01.000 I got a question.

00:15:02.000 Would you be willing to cause financial harm to impoverished minorities for the sake of another impoverished minority group of a different race? 0.98

00:15:18.000 And he would say, and he would say, Oh, absolutely not.

00:15:20.000 That's what he would do.

00:15:21.000 Absolutely not.

00:15:22.000 So, uh, my, my issue here is when we're talking about the smallest minorities, uh, let me, let me, let me, let me dig, dig deeper. 0.66

00:15:29.000 Do you think that, um, a smaller minority group should get preference than a larger minority group?

00:15:35.000 Say that there's a, there's a race of people in the United States that make up 10 to 20% of the population.

00:15:40.000 And then there's a group that makes a 5%.

00:15:42.000 Should that 5% receive any kind of preferential treatment because they're a smaller minority?

00:15:47.000 Personally, I don't think race, like me and you, we look the same.

00:15:50.000 We just look like American dudes, I don't know.

00:15:53.000 I should not be treated differently than you and have more opportunities than you do.

00:15:57.000 If we're born on the same day, we live in the same country, I should not have more opportunities than you do because my family came from somewhere different. 0.96

00:16:06.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

00:16:07.000 But you're not white, right? 0.99

00:16:09.000 Technically, by their standards, no.

00:16:10.000 But like, to me, I'm like, I'd consider myself probably pretty white.

00:16:14.000 Like, I mean, but it's funny because if I... Hold on, let me ask you.

00:16:17.000 Did you ever actually, in your life, one day, look at yourself and say, I'm white?

00:16:21.000 No.

00:16:21.000 Exactly.

00:16:22.000 No.

00:16:23.000 This is the weird reality.

00:16:24.000 It's like a weird question, too.

00:16:25.000 Like, are you white? 0.69

00:16:26.000 It's like, well, like, use your eyeballs, bro. 0.85

00:16:29.000 You know?

00:16:29.000 It's not just that.

00:16:30.000 It's these woke people want white people to have a white identity.

00:16:36.000 Like, Ian, have you ever in your life just, like, one day been like, I am white?

00:16:39.000 Yeah, well, it was with a question mark at the end.

00:16:40.000 I looked in the mirror and I was like, I'm white?

00:16:42.000 Like, I'm trying to understand.

00:16:43.000 Okay, my skin is not white, but I am white.

00:16:46.000 I'm just coming to terms with it.

00:16:47.000 I asked when you were younger.

00:16:47.000 That's not what I asked.

00:16:49.000 No, the answer is no.

00:16:50.000 When I did realize it was a confusing realization, like, I'll accept that this is what they're calling me, though I'm not white.

00:16:56.000 I never had any kind of weird, like, racial identity.

00:17:01.000 And the funny thing is, I grew up in a neighborhood where my one friend Andy, who would call everybody by their racial slur, called me gook all the time.

00:17:09.000 And it's like, he was Cartman.

00:17:11.000 He was like, it was Eric Cartman.

00:17:13.000 So he would just use racial slurs for people.

00:17:15.000 And everybody thought it was funny.

00:17:17.000 Because it was like, you know, to be honest, we all watch South Park.

00:17:20.000 And so trying to- They were doing that stuff.

00:17:22.000 Emulating what was happening on TV.

00:17:22.000 Yeah.

00:17:24.000 And so he was trying to be edgy and funny.

00:17:26.000 So, knowing that my group of friends viewed me as Korean didn't mean anything to me.

00:17:33.000 It shows you how powerful culture is, too.

00:17:35.000 Yeah.

00:17:35.000 So, you know, my friends knew that, you know, we'd eat bulgogi for dinner or whatever and teriyaki and stuff, even though my mom is, like, American, but she still had her mom cooking this kind of stuff.

00:17:44.000 They knew all that.

00:17:45.000 They would make these jokes.

00:17:47.000 There was never a moment in my life where I was like, back then, that I'm like, wow, These white people are looking at me, and they're calling me a different race.

00:17:56.000 They're hurting me.

00:17:57.000 It's what's going on.

00:17:58.000 I was always just like, oh yeah, I guess I am Korean.

00:18:00.000 I don't know.

00:18:00.000 It is funny, isn't it?

00:18:01.000 There was a point where I went to South America, and I was in Chile, and they were calling me Thor, because I looked like Chris Hemsworth.

00:18:06.000 To them, I guess I looked like Chris Hemsworth.

00:18:08.000 Ah, that's a stretch.

00:18:09.000 Did they see an eye doctor?

00:18:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:18:11.000 But to them, it was basically a racist thing.

00:18:13.000 To them, I was a white guy with long hair. 0.53

00:18:15.000 He roasted you, bro.

00:18:16.000 He was more than welcome.

00:18:18.000 I think they need glasses.

00:18:19.000 We can agree.

00:18:20.000 I look nothing like Chris Hemsworth.

00:18:21.000 But to these people in South America, I was a white guy with long hair.

00:18:25.000 So it was a very racist, I guess, but I wasn't offended by it.

00:18:28.000 I noticed it.

00:18:29.000 You're reminding me.

00:18:29.000 So you want real racism?

00:18:31.000 Go to China.

00:18:32.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:18:32.000 China is the most racist. 1.00

00:18:34.000 I've been all over the world. 1.00

00:18:35.000 China is the most racist country, and it's not close. 0.99

00:18:38.000 There is nothing that is a close second. 0.99

00:18:40.000 I went with a very famous black celebrity.

00:18:45.000 And the amount of racism thrown at him in China is like something I've never seen before.

00:18:50.000 And you know, you have to understand they use the n-word in their language too.

00:18:55.000 It means a different thing in Mandarin.

00:18:58.000 It means like that there.

00:19:00.000 But it sounds the exact same as n-word here.

00:19:04.000 They also do it in a way that is, they try to pretend they're not saying it, but they are saying it.

00:19:11.000 And so we had somebody with us who was black who speaks Mandarin, and they were a translator, and they could tell the difference.

00:19:17.000 And generally with Americans, that's not the case.

00:19:20.000 They don't have somebody with them speaking Mandarin unless they are Chinese. 1.00

00:19:23.000 And in many cases, if it's a celebrity, it's somebody deeply tied to the Communist Party.

00:19:27.000 Well, we had our own person.

00:19:29.000 Because we knew that.

00:19:29.000 I was very woke to communism and I was like, I had warned this person.

00:19:32.000 It was Akon.

00:19:32.000 And it was crazy the amount of times that he was treated terribly.

00:19:38.000 You remember when they banned black people from McDonald's?

00:19:41.000 During COVID. 0.61

00:19:43.000 Oh yes!

00:19:44.000 I do remember that in China they did. 0.52

00:19:45.000 They banned black people in China from McDonald's.

00:19:49.000 Was it only McDonald's? 0.85

00:19:50.000 I thought it was multiple things.

00:19:52.000 I think it was multiple things, but the video, yeah, the video of it was, look at this, McDonald's apologizes after a restaurant kind of bans black people.

00:19:59.000 Yes, this happened at more than just McDonald's, though.

00:20:02.000 I remember seeing news stories from a bunch of other places where it had become a cultural thing, where they were like blaming black people for COVID.

00:20:10.000 Yeah.

00:20:11.000 And it's really sad, but China, it's not even close.

00:20:15.000 I mean, the experience we had there was rough.

00:20:16.000 It was bad.

00:20:17.000 It was very bad.

00:20:18.000 I would imagine.

00:20:19.000 Han supremacist?

00:20:20.000 Is that a fair way to classify? 1.00

00:20:21.000 Yo, Asians are racist! 1.00

00:20:23.000 I'm not sure. 0.97

00:20:24.000 I've never heard that term before.

00:20:25.000 Han supremacy, like the Han dynasty is ancient. 0.88

00:20:28.000 I think Han. Isn't it Han? H-A-N. No, the Hans were a different culture. 0.99

00:20:31.000 Oh, okay. Han. Han.

00:20:32.000 Well, the Hans, weren't they in Europe? 0.73

00:20:34.000 Mongolia?

00:20:35.000 Yeah, it was like, it was like, it was among, it was like 500, 600 AD. The Hans were earlier. 1.00

00:20:39.000 I have a little Mongolian in me. I did one, well, I didn't do it. One of my sisters did 0.99

00:20:42.000 one of those 23andMe things.

00:20:43.000 All of these Southeast Asian cultures think they're racially superior to everyone else. 1.00

00:20:48.000 And this is a generalization.

00:20:49.000 Obviously, not everyone that lives there is racist, but it's culturally, apparently. 1.00

00:20:52.000 The Han supremacy thing's interesting because, like, the Uyghurs are not Han, so they're being treated like dog shit. 1.00

00:20:58.000 They're being raped. 1.00

00:20:59.000 They're being treated, I mean, everybody loves to say, never again. 0.99

00:21:03.000 Well, you're letting it happen again.

00:21:04.000 Yeah, well, you know, Russia.

00:21:06.000 Russia bad. 0.94

00:21:06.000 Really, we want to wake up, man. 0.94

00:21:07.000 Talk about ending slavery, dude.

00:21:09.000 We got to look at the Uyghurs. 1.00

00:21:10.000 Yeah.

00:21:11.000 Yeah it's it's it's you know it's it's sad to see Jon Stewart in this position.

00:21:16.000 It's sad to see- He's a shell of himself. 0.71

00:21:18.000 Well doing the problem with white people is just like come on dude you want to have a conversation about housing and stuff like for sure but he's just going down that racist rabbit hole. 0.97

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00:22:10.000 And what would he say?

00:22:12.000 His brain would burst at that question.

00:22:14.000 Yeah, right.

00:22:14.000 He's gonna give you some... Well, I mean, we gotta take into consideration the realities of it.

00:22:19.000 Like, yes or no, bro?

00:22:20.000 One or two?

00:22:20.000 True or false?

00:22:21.000 Pick one. 1.00

00:22:21.000 Don't fucking give me your workaround bullshit excuse for why you're a fucking racist. 1.00

00:22:25.000 Well, the answer I've seen them going with on this is that, like, well, if Martin Luther King was alive today, he would educate you on this. 1.00

00:22:31.000 He wasn't talking about that.

00:22:32.000 He was actually meaning something very different.

00:22:34.000 But you're just saying that and you're misusing what he's saying.

00:22:37.000 Because if you look at everything he says, Then it's very different.

00:22:40.000 And it's like, that's not the question.

00:22:43.000 The question is, do you agree with that statement or not?

00:22:45.000 The idea that white people have prioritized, what does he say?

00:22:50.000 He says white people prioritized white comfort over black survival. 1.00

00:22:54.000 It's just fucking stupid. 1.00

00:22:56.000 Because the real, you want me to break it down for you? 1.00

00:22:58.000 So he's in therapy.

00:23:00.000 The majority of any ethnic group has a tendency, had a tendency throughout history, to protect its own ethnic group.

00:23:07.000 Typically because of cultural separations, which resulted in war and conflict, the easiest way to identify someone as not being a part of your community was by their race. 0.99

00:23:15.000 If you were, say, French, and you're in a village full of white people all speaking French, and some dudes show up speaking English, fucking war! 0.94

00:23:22.000 Eventually, when they expand, you end up with Arab nations and, you know, the Ottoman Empire, and then seeing different colored people was the easiest way to be like, you're clearly not from where we are, and that's war. 0.99

00:23:32.000 Because, like, wars were breaking out.

00:23:34.000 Nowadays, we all kind of live around each other and everything, you know?

00:23:37.000 So the reality is it's the majority has always been favoring the majority.

00:23:40.000 Yeah.

00:23:41.000 The English would not favor a Frenchman in English territory just because they were like, you're not part of this. 1.00

00:23:47.000 That's all changing now, but it's people like Jon Stewart that are bringing us all right back into the mess, into the bullshit. 0.97

00:23:53.000 And they use lines that sound like bad therapists. 0.98

00:23:57.000 I will never give up on John.

00:23:58.000 He's done so much good.

00:23:59.000 I think he's the guy to talk to about the differential.

00:24:02.000 Maybe him and James Lindsay together about how it's a race issue, but it's a class issue.

00:24:08.000 We need to get down to the idiosyncrasies.

00:24:10.000 Ask yourself, would John even have that conversation?

00:24:12.000 Like legit one-on-one at a table and debate him?

00:24:16.000 I don't think he would anymore.

00:24:17.000 He doesn't have the gravity to do it.

00:24:19.000 He doesn't understand what the issues are anymore.

00:24:21.000 He doesn't get it.

00:24:22.000 He's disconnected. 0.97

00:24:23.000 And that's the most dangerous thing in this world, is if you're disconnected from the lives of normal people, you start listening to uppity people like an uppity therapist in Manhattan who's telling you that this is the reality of black people. 0.99

00:24:34.000 Well, the reality is that in elections in New York, the people voting for the crazy progressive left-wing nuttery that he's out there pushing are white people in Manhattan. 0.95

00:24:44.000 Black people in the Bronx and Latinos in the Bronx, those people are voting for much more conservative policing policies. 0.87

00:24:50.000 But they can't explain that.

00:24:52.000 I don't think Jon Stewart's producers or whoever for his show would have someone like James Lindsay on.

00:24:57.000 No.

00:24:57.000 Andrew Sullivan was an easy target.

00:24:59.000 100%.

00:25:00.000 He was a miserable performance by Sullivan.

00:25:03.000 That is what it is.

00:25:04.000 I'm tired of looking up at these old people, and I'm more interested in just doing the work. 1.00

00:25:08.000 Agreed.

00:25:09.000 It's remarkable.

00:25:11.000 I remember when I was younger.

00:25:12.000 I remember looking up to people.

00:25:15.000 There was never any real hero or anything that I had on any subject matter.

00:25:19.000 But I do remember this moment in my life where things sort of changed and that was when my dad couldn't answer a question for me.

00:25:26.000 When I was a little kid, I'd be like, hey dad, why is this?

00:25:29.000 And he'd give me an answer.

00:25:30.000 Why is that?

00:25:31.000 He'd give me an answer.

00:25:32.000 I remember I'd be like, hey, I have a problem with this.

00:25:33.000 And he'd be like, well, you need to do that.

00:25:34.000 I would go, oh, okay.

00:25:35.000 Hey, that worked.

00:25:36.000 And then one day when I was like 18, I was like, hey dad, this thing happened, I need help.

00:25:39.000 And he goes, I have no idea.

00:25:40.000 And I went, what?

00:25:41.000 And he was like, I don't know what you should do. 1.00

00:25:44.000 And then I was like, oh shit. 1.00

00:25:46.000 What the fuck is this all about? 1.00

00:25:47.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:25:48.000 My dad doesn't know.

00:25:49.000 I've been thinking about marriage lately.

00:25:51.000 Cause like, it's just as a business decision, like, you know, dating girl and I want to like give her money.

00:25:55.000 So the best way to do that is to get married.

00:25:57.000 So it's tax deductible or whatever.

00:25:59.000 But I was like, I got to ask my dad first.

00:26:01.000 And I was like, what am I going to get out of that?

00:26:03.000 Like I, Only I can decide what I'm going to do with my life.

00:26:06.000 What is he going to tell me?

00:26:06.000 Go for it or don't do it?

00:26:08.000 Yeah, he's going to give you advice.

00:26:09.000 I'm going to do what I do regardless.

00:26:10.000 I would still ask.

00:26:10.000 If you have a good relationship with your dad, I would talk to him.

00:26:13.000 How fortunate am I to have a dad to talk to?

00:26:15.000 Let's just stay on point.

00:26:16.000 The first thing I'll say is to respond to that is of course you ask your parents for advice on marriage.

00:26:20.000 That's obvious.

00:26:21.000 I'm talking about business.

00:26:22.000 It is a business.

00:26:23.000 It's a business decision. 0.99

00:26:24.000 The point I was getting to was that there came to a point where around that time I started to realize, you know, people like Jon Stewart They're not actually, they don't actually know shit. 0.99

00:26:34.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:34.000 And now we're at the point, especially as I'm 36, I'm watching Andrew Sullivan, who's been around forever, and I'm like, this guy doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about at all, and he can't argue for shit. 0.99

00:26:42.000 He somehow knows less than Jon Stewart does. 0.99

00:26:44.000 And Jon Stewart is confused and asking for answers, and neither of these people did a fucking Google search! 0.99

00:26:49.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:26:50.000 That's what just blows my mind about this.

00:26:52.000 It's like, Jon, buddy, did you Google it?

00:26:55.000 It's all soaked in narcissism from all ends.

00:26:57.000 You know, because if they actually cured, they'd do the most basic of research, you know?

00:27:01.000 It's kind of like peeling an onion, like once you start peeling in, your eyes start to burn, because it hurts to look at it.

00:27:07.000 And then you gotta keep peeling.

00:27:08.000 I don't know, it might be the cutting of the onion.

00:27:10.000 That's a good way to put it.

00:27:11.000 It might be the cutting of the onion that causes the eyes to burn, so I don't know if the peeling metaphor works exactly.

00:27:16.000 No, I think it does, because sometimes in peeling it I've gotten a little watery-eyed.

00:27:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:21.000 A little bit.

00:27:22.000 I might be sensitive to it, maybe, or something.

00:27:24.000 You know, we're getting to that point.

00:27:26.000 How old are you, Robby?

00:27:26.000 33.

00:27:27.000 33, and you're running for Congress.

00:27:29.000 Yep.

00:27:29.000 And I'm 36.

00:27:30.000 I'm a 13-year-old, too.

00:27:31.000 That's crazy.

00:27:31.000 Hell yeah, dude!

00:27:32.000 Yeah, I got started early.

00:27:33.000 The reality, not necessarily.

00:27:36.000 I mean... Yeah, not historically.

00:27:38.000 Historically, I'm actually, wait, you know, you probably started at 18, but... A little bit, actually fairly average.

00:27:42.000 I think it was between 20 and 22 was when people were starting families.

00:27:46.000 But...

00:27:48.000 At a certain point, and for everybody who's watching, because I know most of you are around a similar age group, yo, we are inheriting the world.

00:27:55.000 Yep. 1.00

00:27:55.000 There's going to come a time where I'm going to be in this position, like Jon Stewart, and people are going to be like, man, Tim Pool's a fucking shithead. 1.00

00:28:00.000 What the fuck happened to that guy? 1.00

00:28:01.000 Maybe. 0.99

00:28:01.000 Hopefully not. 0.99

00:28:01.000 Grab the reins. 0.99

00:28:02.000 Grab the reins, everybody.

00:28:04.000 Grab the reins.

00:28:05.000 Take it.

00:28:05.000 Run with it.

00:28:05.000 You got one life to live.

00:28:06.000 Live it now.

00:28:07.000 Live it wisely.

00:28:09.000 Because this is it.

00:28:11.000 You don't do everything you want to do at the end of this, and you're dead.

00:28:14.000 You have only yourself to blame that you didn't do it.

00:28:16.000 I'm going to pull a Dylan Radigan, though.

00:28:18.000 That's my, that's my plan.

00:28:19.000 You know what he did?

00:28:19.000 I like that guy.

00:28:20.000 He just bailed. 0.98

00:28:20.000 He just got the fuck out. 0.98

00:28:21.000 Really? 0.94

00:28:22.000 Yeah, he went and started doing hydroponics or something.

00:28:24.000 That's admirable.

00:28:24.000 Oh, we have a friend.

00:28:26.000 Oh, speaking of Chinese fucking interference, that shit, these stink bugs, the brown marmaladed stink bug, apparently in 1994 or something, got introduced into Pennsylvania. 1.00

00:28:34.000 Really? 1.00

00:28:34.000 And now they're an invasive species all over. 1.00

00:28:36.000 That's the fucking CCP up my ass. 1.00

00:28:38.000 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:28:39.000 No, no, no.

00:28:39.000 Ian, stink bugs are doofy and slow.

00:28:42.000 and they taste like apples.

00:28:43.000 I actually like them a lot.

00:28:45.000 Okay, so I don't like bugs.

00:28:46.000 I don't like any of that stuff usually, but we have these stink bugs all over our farm

00:28:50.000 and I cannot bring myself to kill them because I feel bad for them. 1.00

00:28:53.000 Because they're so dumb. 1.00

00:28:54.000 They're so stupid. 1.00

00:28:55.000 I just like, honestly, they're the only animal that I'll find in my house 1.00

00:29:00.000 and that is not my pet, that I don't either want to eat,

00:29:03.000 get out of my house or kill. 0.99

00:29:05.000 And in their case, I actually help them all the time where they're like in the dumbest places. 1.00

00:29:09.000 Like they're in the sink and I'm like, dude, you're gonna die, man. 0.98

00:29:12.000 And I'll be like, come on, let's flip you over He's flipped over already.

00:29:17.000 There you go.

00:29:17.000 And send them on their way.

00:29:19.000 In summertime, there's like a thousand on the eastern exposure.

00:29:24.000 You just shake them all off into a net, throw them in the chickens.

00:29:28.000 Free chicken food.

00:29:29.000 Ooh, that's a good idea.

00:29:30.000 Chickens love these things. 1.00

00:29:32.000 Apparently stink bugs, they eat them in China.

00:29:35.000 Because they taste like apples.

00:29:37.000 That's when I didn't see they do these.

00:29:38.000 They eat some weird stuff over there.

00:29:40.000 Oh, I think I'm gonna pass.

00:29:43.000 No, but apparently they will fry them and chocolate cover them. 0.98

00:29:46.000 And it's like apple pie.

00:29:47.000 It is a good source of protein, that's for sure. 0.57

00:29:50.000 They stink.

00:29:50.000 Oh, you want us to eat the bugs?

00:29:52.000 Huh?

00:29:53.000 Would you eat the bugs?

00:29:54.000 Have you eaten bugs?

00:29:54.000 No, I would not eat the bugs.

00:29:55.000 No.

00:29:56.000 I try to make a cricket bro.

00:29:56.000 Come on, bro.

00:29:57.000 Shrimps are bugs.

00:29:58.000 Oh yeah, that's a good point.

00:29:58.000 They're not quite bugs.

00:29:59.000 Salties.

00:29:59.000 Saltier bugs.

00:30:00.000 What are they classified as, Lydia? 0.98

00:30:02.000 Crustaceans.

00:30:03.000 Are they crustaceans?

00:30:04.000 Arthropods.

00:30:05.000 Arthropods.

00:30:05.000 See, I knew she would know.

00:30:07.000 Lobsters and roly-polies basically is the same thing.

00:30:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:11.000 No.

00:30:11.000 Lobster, lobster, very different in my book.

00:30:13.000 I'll do lobster.

00:30:14.000 No, no, no, no.

00:30:14.000 I was being serious.

00:30:16.000 Roly-polies and lobsters are the same family.

00:30:18.000 Yeah, but I'm not eating roly-poly.

00:30:19.000 Those potato bugs? 0.91

00:30:20.000 Yeah, pill bugs or whatever they're called.

00:30:21.000 I'm not eating them.

00:30:22.000 You ever have escargot?

00:30:24.000 Bro, escargot's legit!

00:30:24.000 No.

00:30:26.000 I don't want it.

00:30:27.000 My grandma used to really like it.

00:30:28.000 She thought it was very fancy, my Cuban grandma.

00:30:30.000 It was like, that was like the delicacy.

00:30:32.000 She was like, you have to try.

00:30:33.000 Dude, I love- But no. 0.99

00:30:35.000 It is, when you're in France, you can't walk 10 feet without being able to get some fucking snails. 0.99

00:30:40.000 And what they do is the shell is full of like garlic and oil. 0.98

00:30:43.000 And they cook it, you get a little fork and you scoop it out and you put it on a piece of bread and you eat it.

00:30:43.000 Oh.

00:30:47.000 That sounds so gross to me.

00:30:49.000 My wife, my wife probably has done it. 1.00

00:30:50.000 She speaks French, so she probably has done it.

00:30:52.000 It just tastes like calamari.

00:30:53.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:30:56.000 I like calamari though.

00:30:57.000 Maybe this is a thing where I'm cool with things that are a little bit bigger, you know, like eating them.

00:31:03.000 Maybe I'm just more of a dominant alpha than you two.

00:31:06.000 And so I want to take down a big animal, you know?

00:31:10.000 Like a bison. 0.79

00:31:11.000 I want to go take down a bison.

00:31:13.000 Yeah, I've had bison.

00:31:14.000 I want that stuff.

00:31:15.000 Giraffe.

00:31:16.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:31:17.000 But you have a little bit, like, you're okay with eating snails, you know?

00:31:20.000 Well, yeah, because, you know, the masculine energy in me recognizes the need for survival, and your weak effeminate taste buds... This is the future of evolution. 0.70

00:31:29.000 We're having the future evolutionary fight here to figure out who the... Only the adaptable will survive.

00:31:29.000 Hey, look, look, look.

00:31:35.000 Who's the metaverse alpha?

00:31:36.000 The virgin won't eat bugs versus the chad bug eater. 1.00

00:31:42.000 That would never happen.

00:31:43.000 The Chad is the non-bug eater.

00:31:45.000 The virgin won't eat bugs, dies in the apocalypse, and the Chad bug eater is all ripped and buff and gone. 0.97

00:31:45.000 No, no, no. 0.97

00:31:50.000 This is so wrong.

00:31:51.000 Can we throw up a poll, Lydia?

00:31:53.000 Is there a poll for this?

00:31:54.000 Because I think the Chad always refuses to eat the bugs.

00:31:57.000 Bugs or not.

00:31:58.000 Yes!

00:31:59.000 See, the poll says I'm correct.

00:32:01.000 That's correct, there you go.

00:32:02.000 I'm the Chad.

00:32:03.000 Lydia just called you a virgin. 1.00

00:32:04.000 A man would eat bark to survive.

00:32:07.000 He would bite a tree and be like, I ain't dying here!

00:32:10.000 No, a man would need to eat bark to live.

00:32:13.000 They eat goats, but they won't eat dogs.

00:32:15.000 Lydia's on my team again! 1.00

00:32:17.000 The plane carrying the fucking guys who killed Osama Bin Laden blows up because the terrorists get it. 0.99

00:32:23.000 And these guys, these guys falling from the sky land in the middle of the woods. 0.99

00:32:28.000 Superhero pose without parachutes.

00:32:30.000 And then they're like, we're in the middle of nowhere.

00:32:32.000 We need food.

00:32:33.000 Let's just eat what we can eat. 1.00

00:32:34.000 They start fucking just eating everything. 1.00

00:32:36.000 They're grabbing rabbits and just biting it. 1.00

00:32:38.000 They're eating.

00:32:39.000 Rabbits, yes.

00:32:40.000 Not snails.

00:32:41.000 They're not going, oh yeah, Robert, grab the snails, though.

00:32:41.000 They're grabbing chunks.

00:32:44.000 They're grabbing chunks of wood and eating it, and then the virgin non-bug eater is going, but I don't wanna eat that. 0.77

00:32:50.000 No, no, no.

00:32:50.000 No.

00:32:51.000 These guys are so manly, they're not even hungry, because as the plane was going down, they ate the plane, okay?

00:32:55.000 They ate air.

00:32:56.000 They ate the plane.

00:32:57.000 Yes.

00:32:57.000 They're biting air.

00:32:59.000 There's a lot of carbon in that carbon dioxide.

00:33:00.000 Yes, there is.

00:33:01.000 They compress air to pull the carbon out of it and then turn it into pure energy.

00:33:05.000 Yeah, and their bodies can turn that pure carbon into sugar just because, you know, sunlight or whatever.

00:33:10.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:33:11.000 No, I eat bugs. 1.00

00:33:14.000 Yeah, I eat a lot of shit. 1.00

00:33:15.000 I'm open to it. 1.00

00:33:17.000 You can eat cows, and you can eat all these bloody meat things, puss pockets, but you can't eat a dog.

00:33:23.000 And I'm like, why?

00:33:24.000 You can't eat dogs.

00:33:25.000 Because they're family.

00:33:25.000 Yeah, don't eat a dog.

00:33:26.000 Because that one's different.

00:33:27.000 I'm like, that's all meat, dude.

00:33:28.000 Because dogs can smell it.

00:33:30.000 Oh, if you eat a dog, another dog will smell your body.

00:33:32.000 And they'll attack you.

00:33:33.000 Find me a cow that can sniff out cancer and I'll stop eating them, okay?

00:33:36.000 So the ones that can sniff out feel for those cows. 1.00

00:33:38.000 This is, I guess you'd call it urban legend or whatever, but the urban legend or hypothesis or whatever is that,

00:33:45.000 you know, dogs can smell cancer.

00:33:46.000 They can smell seizures.

00:33:47.000 They can smell strokes.

00:33:49.000 And so the idea is that if you've ever eaten a dog, the dog can smell you've eaten dog and will like always just not trust you or growl at you.

00:33:57.000 And so for societies that depended upon dogs for hunting, you could not eat the dog because the dogs wouldn't work with you then because they'd be like, you're a bad guy.

00:34:05.000 I believe that one.

00:34:06.000 I believe that without knowing anything about it.

00:34:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:08.000 Totally.

00:34:09.000 Cats too?

00:34:09.000 You think cats?

00:34:10.000 No.

00:34:11.000 Cats are terrorists.

00:34:12.000 They don't know anything. 0.99

00:34:13.000 No, they're legit invasive species.

00:34:15.000 They mimic babies crying and they have big eyes so that we just take care of them.

00:34:19.000 Yeah, the story of dog domestication is like humans and wolves slowly cohabitated more and more and then hunted together to attack bigger game and survive.

00:34:27.000 Two hunters joined together for a more perfect union.

00:34:30.000 And cats are an invasive species that we tolerate.

00:34:32.000 I think the cats helped us hunt mammoths on the African savanna at some point by slicing the back of their tentacles.

00:34:38.000 That's entirely made up.

00:34:39.000 Because if you think about the cavemen and the cats, the war elephants dominated the savanna for a while. 0.99

00:34:44.000 A fucking cat is not going to slice anybody. 0.99

00:34:46.000 The cat can attack the back of the back legs of the elephants, cutting their Achilles tendons and then making them fall down. 1.00

00:34:53.000 And then the humans can come with spears and finish off the elephants.

00:34:56.000 This idea is making me want to throw a cat at you. 1.00

00:34:58.000 That's like the same bullshit you made up. 1.00

00:35:01.000 I think that they were old partners in the Savannah. 1.00

00:35:03.000 They built the Sphinx.

00:35:03.000 No.

00:35:04.000 They carved it in reverence for a cat.

00:35:06.000 Yes, just like we have photos of cats on Reddit.

00:35:08.000 It doesn't mean we worship them.

00:35:10.000 You know why cats don't have whites?

00:35:11.000 You can't see the whites of a cat's eyes?

00:35:13.000 Because they're solitary hunters.

00:35:16.000 The reason you can see a dog's, the whites of their eyes, is because pack hunters, like humans, need to be able to determine where the other person is looking.

00:35:25.000 So when wolves are hunting, the wolves looking up to the alpha, which is typically the father, look to where his eyes are moving so they know what he's looking at.

00:35:32.000 In fact, dogs are the only other animal that know what pointing means.

00:35:36.000 That's why when you point to a cat, the cat just sniffs your finger.

00:35:39.000 Because cats did not hunt, bro.

00:35:41.000 They didn't.

00:35:41.000 I mean, they're hunters by nature.

00:35:43.000 They did hunt, whether or not they were with humans or not.

00:35:45.000 Solitary, not as a pet.

00:35:45.000 Solitary carnivores.

00:35:46.000 Yeah, not as a pet.

00:35:47.000 They're ambush predators.

00:35:47.000 They never worked with us.

00:35:49.000 They're ambush predators, which means they hide in the shadows and they take the opportunity.

00:35:52.000 Maybe what happened is they would kill the elephants and then the humans would go feast off the carcasses, because humans were scavengers.

00:35:59.000 No, no, no!

00:36:00.000 Humans, for their history, were scavengers.

00:36:02.000 Read a book!

00:36:03.000 Read a book!

00:36:04.000 Read a mother! 0.98

00:36:05.000 Humans were endurance hunters.

00:36:07.000 Dude, I'm talking about way back, man.

00:36:09.000 Yes.

00:36:09.000 They were... Okay, let me, let me, let me take it.

00:36:10.000 Before tools and stuff, we were scavengers.

00:36:12.000 Before tools.

00:36:12.000 No, we weren't.

00:36:13.000 Yeah, we were like vultures, dude.

00:36:14.000 No!

00:36:15.000 We still had, we still had stronger muscles than most animals on Earth.

00:36:18.000 Endurance hunters.

00:36:19.000 Wait a minute.

00:36:19.000 The reason why humans don't have hair and we are bipedal is because we can run for, for 50 plus miles and an ungulate cannot.

00:36:28.000 Entire amount.

00:36:29.000 Hoven-ferred animals would become hot and collapse due to heat exhaustion, and the human would just trot, like Pepe Le Pew, with no hair, so the water was evaporating, allowing humans to outlast. 0.61

00:36:41.000 And they were ripped.

00:36:42.000 So I'm referencing history.com.

00:36:44.000 Early humans may have scavenged more than hunted.

00:36:46.000 Lies. 0.99

00:36:46.000 Could be wrong, but this is what I'm referencing. 0.99

00:36:48.000 No, no, no.

00:36:48.000 Okay, okay.

00:36:48.000 If you want to talk about humans are hunters and gatherers.

00:36:50.000 Of course, of course.

00:36:51.000 They were scavengers.

00:36:52.000 Humans were endurance hunters, and we were coastal because we would fish.

00:36:57.000 When it came to hunting wild creatures, humans, the reason we don't have hair is because we don't overheat.

00:37:03.000 We can run for a long time.

00:37:05.000 So we hunt.

00:37:06.000 I think you're thinking of the libs back then.

00:37:08.000 You know, like maybe they were scavengers.

00:37:10.000 They buried us until they died.

00:37:11.000 They're very good at using as little energy as they have to.

00:37:13.000 People are great about waiting until you absolutely have to do anything.

00:37:15.000 We all know that, obviously.

00:37:17.000 And I think that's why they scavenge.

00:37:18.000 They'd let the other animals make the kill and then they'd go get the food.

00:37:22.000 I think you're referencing a single article.

00:37:24.000 Yeah, this was from a few years ago, research that I was reading.

00:37:29.000 When you ask simple questions like, out of all of the animals, why are humans hairless?

00:37:34.000 Like, obviously not completely hair on your head.

00:37:36.000 You guys do, I don't.

00:37:37.000 But you know, most people have hair a little bit on their body.

00:37:40.000 Endurance hunting.

00:37:42.000 That's just like a logical conclusion.

00:37:44.000 Humans evolved hunting.

00:37:46.000 We have teeth for eating grains and eating meat.

00:37:49.000 This is what we do.

00:37:50.000 And it's fish for the most part.

00:37:51.000 Fish is like a principal portion of our diet.

00:37:53.000 That's why humans are always on the coast.

00:37:55.000 And it helped our brains grow big.

00:37:56.000 But then when it came to hunting down big game, we would just pepe le pew, just trotting along.

00:38:01.000 So the thing about like the cheetah for instance, it can't run that long.

00:38:04.000 Because it overheats instantly.

00:38:06.000 Furry and quadrupedal, hard for the heat to escape the body.

00:38:09.000 So it can sprint, boom, like a shotgun blast, catch that animal.

00:38:14.000 Gazelles and other deer and things like that, hogs, also bipedal, typically hairy.

00:38:20.000 And so they can run, but they overheat so quick, what happens is, and you seriously watch videos of this, they plop out and spread their body wide, desperately trying to get cool from the ground.

00:38:31.000 You'll see cats, you'll see squirrels do it.

00:38:33.000 Humans don't lay on the ground like that.

00:38:36.000 We just sweat, and it evaporates, taking the heat away.

00:38:39.000 This means we can, like, if you ever, if you ever, you just, you can just watch a video of it. 0.99

00:38:43.000 It's fascinating shit. 0.99

00:38:44.000 Anyway. 0.99

00:38:45.000 History Channel, everybody knows, is only good for information about ancient aliens.

00:38:49.000 And secondly, have you guys ever seen Chuck Grassley's War with the History Channel?

00:38:53.000 No.

00:38:54.000 Okay, so this dude, people watching probably know about this.

00:38:58.000 He's had a long-term war with the History Channel where he tweets about it every time he wants to watch stuff about history and how angry he is that they don't play history.

00:39:06.000 And it's been this hilarious, weird, long-term thing where he complains on his Twitter account about the History Channel.

00:39:11.000 So you've got to, like, catch yourselves up on this, but it's pretty funny.

00:39:13.000 It sounds like something I'll check out.

00:39:15.000 Who owns the History Channel?

00:39:16.000 I don't know, A&E or Hearst or something.

00:39:18.000 And he's like 100 years old.

00:39:19.000 We'll wrap it up there, Robbie.

00:39:21.000 It's been a blast.

00:39:21.000 Thanks for hanging out, man.

00:39:22.000 Thank you.

00:39:22.000 I love you guys.

00:39:23.000 Best show.

00:39:24.000 Definitely gotta have you back, and good luck in your... You guys are coming to Nashville, so... Yep, we'll see you, man.

00:39:28.000 If you guys are in class, you'll call me while you're there.

00:39:31.000 Well, we got two weekends there.

00:39:34.000 We've got Saturday and Sunday, and then we gotta leave the following weekend Sunday, but we'll be there for a Saturday, so... Awesome.

00:39:40.000 Right on.

00:39:40.000 Alright, everybody.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - April 03, 2022

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