Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 13, 2022


Sunday Uncensored: Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk Member Podcast: Ukraine President Makes Nazi Jokes, Jokes About NATO Controlling Them


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On this week's episode of Sunday Uncensored, the crew talks about a man who punched a 77-year-old customer who called him the N-word, and the weirdest thing Ryan has ever done with Gatorade.

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00:00:00.000 Welcome to our special weekend show, Sunday Uncensored.
00:00:04.000 Every week we produce four uncensored episodes of the TimCast IRL podcast exclusively at TimCast.com, and we're going to bring you the most important for our weekend show.
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00:00:20.000 Now, enjoy the show.
00:00:24.000 We got this story, a Dunkin' Donuts worker punched a 77-year-old customer, because the customer called him the N-word, and he's got two years of house arrest.
00:00:32.000 But, you know, Ryan was just talking about some other stories, too, and I figure we're just chilling tonight.
00:00:36.000 I'm feeling like the allergies have really smacked me in the face.
00:00:39.000 Is it bad?
00:00:40.000 It's bad, dude.
00:00:41.000 You know what's an interesting thing about these drinks, by the way?
00:00:44.000 That I don't know if this is exactly you said but normally when I'm cranking through waters
00:00:48.000 I feel like I have to go to the bath like I got a pee way up more often. Whereas this
00:00:52.000 It's got salt in it, bro. Oh the electrolytes. You're absorbing it probably. Yeah, that's got what it is. It's
00:00:58.000 got what plants crave, bro Yeah, I got it. That's maybe my secret weapon now. I'm a
00:01:03.000 known Like most podcasts I have to pee three times. This is what
00:01:08.000 I was saying about getting dehydrated I was all black I was
00:01:10.000 We have a bunch of really good water.
00:01:12.000 We've got these, like, we have a really nice filter.
00:01:14.000 It's like two nine-stage filters.
00:01:16.000 And so I'm like, I'm getting the best possible water you can get.
00:01:18.000 I'm going to keep drinking this.
00:01:20.000 And I didn't realize- Filters out everything.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, no, because- Too good.
00:01:24.000 The water's too good.
00:01:24.000 You need salt in your body.
00:01:25.000 Yeah.
00:01:26.000 And so I wasn't getting enough salt.
00:01:27.000 So I had to get Gatorade.
00:01:28.000 So I bought these.
00:01:29.000 And then, like, the next day I was like, my whoop was like, you're back to normal and better.
00:01:32.000 And I was like, wow.
00:01:33.000 I felt real sick.
00:01:35.000 It was weird.
00:01:36.000 It can tell your hydration levels, the whoop?
00:01:38.000 No, but I felt a sickness I've never felt before.
00:01:42.000 What day?
00:01:43.000 This was a couple weeks ago.
00:01:45.000 I can't explain the sickness.
00:01:46.000 It was like... It might have been COVID, man.
00:01:48.000 It might have been another realm of COVID.
00:01:49.000 No, no, no.
00:01:49.000 I went to the doctor, bro.
00:01:51.000 I got blood drawn.
00:01:52.000 They did tests.
00:01:53.000 They said, you're very dehydrated.
00:01:54.000 And I said, how is that possible?
00:01:56.000 I drank a bunch of water.
00:01:57.000 Like earlier today, before I came here, I drank two bottles of water because I was worried I was dehydrated.
00:02:02.000 And they said, because you're drinking water, you need to... He was like, drink Gatorade.
00:02:07.000 And I was like, okay.
00:02:08.000 Oh, the doctor told you to drink Gatorade?
00:02:10.000 Yeah.
00:02:10.000 I get it.
00:02:10.000 So I bought this.
00:02:15.000 He said you're not getting any salts.
00:02:16.000 What's happening is you're drinking all this water because you're thinking you're dehydrated and the water is stripping the salts out of your body and your body can't retain the water.
00:02:23.000 So you're getting dehydrated.
00:02:24.000 And I was like, that's weird.
00:02:26.000 Oh, and by the way, that brisket was way too salty.
00:02:28.000 I know what you're talking about.
00:02:29.000 There was some brisket in the fridge I had.
00:02:31.000 I took one bite.
00:02:32.000 Yesterday you were like, sometimes you get a brisket and then four bites later it's too much salt.
00:02:35.000 No, I was talking about corned beef hash.
00:02:37.000 Or that maybe it was corned beef hash? 0.93
00:02:38.000 There's like a sub in the fridge of like corned beef or some shitty meat. 0.96
00:02:41.000 Corned beef hash is too salty. 0.55
00:02:43.000 You know, what I was saying is that like you get to order a corned beef hash for breakfast, that first bite is so good.
00:02:49.000 The second bite is okay.
00:02:50.000 The third bite is okay.
00:02:51.000 The fourth bite is like, I'm kind of over this now.
00:02:52.000 It needs to have like a really good, I usually get it but it's always with like other stuff.
00:02:57.000 It needs like a perfect balance of like you know eggs and potatoes to kind of like balance.
00:03:01.000 And yeah like what you do is you take a bed of potatoes and you cover it a full plate of corned beef hash and then you take like half a thing of Hellmann's and just you know cover the whole thing.
00:03:09.000 You don't want to be able to see any of the potatoes.
00:03:11.000 It should be all Can I tell you something?
00:03:13.000 I don't know if you've ever had this, but if you're a Hellman's guy and you're doing something like this, get Kewpie mayo.
00:03:18.000 Kewpie?
00:03:19.000 It's this Japanese mayo.
00:03:20.000 I'm telling you, you'll never eat another mayo.
00:03:23.000 How do you spell it?
00:03:24.000 K-E-W-P-I-E. 1.00
00:03:24.000 Kewpie. 1.00
00:03:28.000 I'll send it to him.
00:03:29.000 Unreal.
00:03:30.000 I'm telling you, you will never eat another mayo.
00:03:32.000 Have you ever had that mayo that's made from peas?
00:03:35.000 What?
00:03:36.000 No. 0.89
00:03:36.000 Gross. 0.89
00:03:36.000 Oh yeah. 0.89
00:03:37.000 Vegan mayo.
00:03:38.000 We had that a year ago or so.
00:03:40.000 But if you like slathering stuff in mayo, Kewpie mayo.
00:03:43.000 Oh dude, I drown stuff in mayo.
00:03:44.000 Dude, get Kewpie. 1.00
00:03:45.000 And sour cream.
00:03:46.000 Japanese mayo.
00:03:47.000 That's the one.
00:03:48.000 Basically, if it's a white, creamy sauce, it's just everything.
00:03:52.000 Yeah.
00:03:52.000 Jokes aside, that's a big thing that you guys don't have here where I'm from.
00:03:59.000 You don't eat pizza without dipping it in ranch sauce or garlic sauce.
00:04:03.000 That's very normal.
00:04:05.000 I would dip everything in ranch and garlic sauce.
00:04:07.000 We do that.
00:04:08.000 No.
00:04:09.000 I live in New York City.
00:04:10.000 No, New York City doesn't because they elevate pizza.
00:04:13.000 We got pizza for my birthday.
00:04:14.000 You have them here.
00:04:15.000 That's not very normal in America.
00:04:16.000 Papa John's includes garlic sauce with every pizza.
00:04:20.000 Papa John's a little bit, yeah.
00:04:21.000 These Canadians, man.
00:04:21.000 New York City.
00:04:22.000 No, I don't know.
00:04:22.000 That's New York.
00:04:23.000 It's just New York.
00:04:25.000 New York is adamant no.
00:04:27.000 That was his neural link shut down.
00:04:30.000 Uh-oh.
00:04:30.000 They're all adamant.
00:04:31.000 Mayonnaise, sour cream, mayonnaise.
00:04:33.000 You got it, sir.
00:04:34.000 Just try this QB now.
00:04:35.000 Oh, good idea.
00:04:36.000 I'll send it to you, Tim.
00:04:37.000 So let's talk about complex social issues.
00:04:40.000 Of course, yeah.
00:04:42.000 I'll tell you one thing that we were just talking about.
00:04:45.000 It's funny, so I went to the movie theater and it always makes me laugh how all the people that kind of are covered in tattoos and piercings and whatever kind of look like me.
00:04:58.000 are all the most worried about COVID.
00:05:01.000 Like you go there and they're all, oh, they have their masks on the whole theater, like the whole movie I went to.
00:05:07.000 And you go and then just your average person's like done with that on the subway.
00:05:10.000 See, it's just such a wild thing where you go, the person who's going to a party to do you know, drugs and it's a cult bro.
00:05:17.000 Yeah, so it's a very interesting dynamic where it's like I'm this wild counterculture of New York, but I make sure I follow every single rule.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, but you think they dress like someone who was countercultural 20 years ago, but they probably work at an ad agency for some Fortune 500 company.
00:05:36.000 Or a bartender or something. 0.96
00:05:37.000 You gotta dress up like a clown. 0.61
00:05:39.000 You wanna be really punk rock? 0.99
00:05:40.000 Dress up like a clown. 0.95
00:05:42.000 That's how you really do it. 0.99
00:05:43.000 I'm not kidding.
00:05:43.000 You see how the punks used to dress?
00:05:46.000 The whole point of dressing the way they did was to shock and scare people and to offend them. 1.00
00:05:50.000 And so Sid Vicious would wear a swastika, because he was like, fuck you, basically. 1.00
00:05:54.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:05:54.000 Dress up like a clown for work, and that's punk rock, because everyone's going to be- I mean, the swastika is still pretty shocking. 0.99
00:05:59.000 Right. 0.96
00:06:00.000 It's too bad. 1.00
00:06:01.000 But the connotations are... Maybe he's some sort of Nazi clown. 0.99
00:06:05.000 So, I mean... Yeah. 0.98
00:06:06.000 Here's the issue.
00:06:07.000 Back then, it was a shocking thing, and people would question.
00:06:11.000 But today, the Nazi thing is so weirdly cultish already, like the left would start crying and freaking out.
00:06:17.000 It's not going to have the same impact, I don't think.
00:06:18.000 Yeah.
00:06:19.000 I saw someone at the Trader Joe's by my house with really bad face tattoos.
00:06:26.000 It looked like he maybe did them himself.
00:06:32.000 And I was like, that is... everybody was looking at him.
00:06:34.000 He was walking around and I feel like that's kind of... 0.90
00:06:38.000 On par with the clowns.
00:06:38.000 Well for sure, but if you in that that sort of rap scene I go it when you know I was a musician when I was Whatever 20 or whatever.
00:06:46.000 I'm just lucky that I was a musician what I did because if I was a musician 10 years later I'd have my face full of tattoos because I had a decent amount of tattoos for my cohort But I would have probably just had a lot of tattoos for the new one was it there your average musician bass player and nobody bands got Full force.
00:07:05.000 You've had a tattoo.
00:07:06.000 Well, I noticed there's one tattoo on your arm that says, we must secure the future.
00:07:09.000 What's the name of the feature?
00:07:10.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:07:11.000 Whoa! 0.71
00:07:12.000 Racerealism.org.
00:07:13.000 Do you guys want to talk about this guy?
00:07:19.000 I'll tell you what, that reminded me.
00:07:21.000 Someone sent me to that.
00:07:22.000 There was some weird video of Zelinsky.
00:07:26.000 Oh, let's talk about Zelinsky.
00:07:27.000 Well, this is just one more thing, but we talked about this other video.
00:07:30.000 Well, I got it, I think, sent to me in my Patreon, I think.
00:07:35.000 I'd have to go through because I didn't save the link anywhere where I'd be able to find it easily.
00:07:41.000 Basically he was saying you know when there's these blonde blue-eyed kids getting killed like basically trying to appeal that That there's some, some higher level of, no one's seen this?
00:07:53.000 So he basically goes, you know, there's all these kids, these blonde, blue, blue eyes kids.
00:07:58.000 Yes. 0.94
00:07:59.000 Oh, he's, he's essentially saying like, Hey, like there's American white people getting killed. 0.84
00:08:05.000 I guess he, he has assumes like everyone in America still raises that this will work.
00:08:09.000 He goes, Hey, you guys have a hierarchy of this stuff over there now.
00:08:13.000 Hello!
00:08:13.000 Uncle Igor, Uncle Valya, Uncle Sasha.
00:08:14.000 But then he was having the interview on the news and the newscaster was kind of like,
00:08:18.000 what?
00:08:19.000 But what a wild, wild, uh, let's play this clip.
00:08:23.000 Check this out.
00:08:25.000 This is a president of Ukraine.
00:08:30.000 What are the banner?
00:08:37.000 What are the neo-Nazis?
00:08:38.000 They're the Ukrainian neo-Nazis.
00:08:39.000 Yeah, Stepan Bandera is like the guy that started this far-right militant.
00:08:43.000 So he just said that he's got a position in the Banderites and they're all laughing.
00:08:46.000 So he's doing a bit where he's... It's the only way to get a career in Ukraine, he says.
00:08:52.000 Yeah, yeah, but he's basically doing a bit where he's like calling home or... You should pull up Stepan Bandera after this.
00:08:57.000 That'd probably be the equivalent of now being like, oh, I just got back from Charlottesville.
00:09:02.000 Wow.
00:09:03.000 He says we can take property and money from Russians. 1.00
00:09:05.000 Isn't that fucked up? 1.00
00:09:07.000 The same applied to the Jews. 1.00
00:09:08.000 Woah.
00:09:09.000 But then the main bandit Kolomoisky came and banned it.
00:09:15.000 Look at these uncomfortable people.
00:09:19.000 I'm learning English now, to forget Russian. 0.92
00:09:23.000 Americans are helping him learn English.
00:09:25.000 With the help of American mercenaries.
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:27.000 My name is Vadik.
00:09:33.000 On Vadik.
00:09:34.000 For us, Europeans, it's normal.
00:09:39.000 Today our president, well, the most important one, When's this from?
00:09:44.000 Obama year, is it?
00:09:45.000 Yeah.
00:09:45.000 Today our president, the most important one, Barack Obama.
00:09:48.000 Yeah.
00:09:49.000 That we will join NATO soon.
00:09:51.000 When's this from?
00:09:52.000 Obama year, isn't it?
00:09:53.000 Yeah.
00:09:54.000 If you please send Hitler's book.
00:10:05.000 They're sold out here.
00:10:11.000 Wild.
00:10:12.000 And then he does some... Yeah, he does.
00:10:15.000 He's doing the Nazi school, man. 0.91
00:10:17.000 So, I gotta be honest, like, I don't care about him making these jokes, to be honest.
00:10:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:10:22.000 No, no, it's not... I don't think the takeaway is that he made wild jokes and... No, this is like speaking truth to power.
00:10:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29.000 The interesting part is... The left supporting it.
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00:12:01.000 Oh, is it NATO?
00:12:02.000 And is it?
00:12:03.000 Are they kind of like puppets for America?
00:12:05.000 Whereas to them, it was like, obviously, it's almost like a truism to joke around about like, yeah, we all know who's really been charged, right?
00:12:15.000 And it's so true, it gets a laugh.
00:12:19.000 Whereas if everyone's like, that's not true at all.
00:12:22.000 Like if we said, oh, Biden, we all know who's secretly in charge, Bernie Sanders, no one would laugh because there's no real truth to that, right?
00:12:30.000 So when you say it, it's such a commonly accepted thing that there's actually truth to it.
00:12:34.000 Not to mention there's nowhere in any sort of media, especially in America, who's at least trying to say like, hey, look, this is the reason Putin is doing this.
00:12:44.000 Whether he's right or wrong, they're like, he's not just doing this just because he's bloodthirsty.
00:12:49.000 He has a reason behind this.
00:12:51.000 Do you guys think that Zelensky was working on this TV show and they came to him and said, we need an actor to pretend to be the president?
00:12:57.000 You've done it before?
00:12:58.000 Want the job?
00:12:58.000 Anyone sure?
00:13:00.000 I mean, crazier things have happened.
00:13:02.000 Wait.
00:13:03.000 Well, he was the president on the show before he was the president.
00:13:08.000 He played the president.
00:13:08.000 You're saying, did they see this and ask him to be the president?
00:13:11.000 No, no, no.
00:13:12.000 I'm saying the conspiracy theory is that the West saw him pretending to be president and said, let's just make him the president.
00:13:16.000 No, I don't think that.
00:13:17.000 I don't, I don't think that happened.
00:13:19.000 People just voted for him because they were like, he's a president.
00:13:21.000 Well, I mean, there's a step between that where he, you know, started to get, got into politics.
00:13:26.000 I don't think there's a shortage of, you know, entertainment figures that kind of, you know, flip around with the idea of getting into politics.
00:13:33.000 I think somewhere along the way, it's felt, it's kind of felt like this could be the guy, right?
00:13:37.000 So you guys know how that whenever Twitter says something has been debunked, it usually means it's true.
00:13:43.000 Over on the What's Happening tab, it says, There is no credible evidence the federal government was involved in planning the January 6th insurrection, Fact Checker's report.
00:13:51.000 Well, now I think they did it!
00:13:52.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:52.000 Well, shit. 1.00
00:13:53.000 That's very toxic. 1.00
00:13:53.000 Thanks, government. 1.00
00:13:54.000 Well, that was one of those ones where they basically ask, they go, Who's the guy?
00:13:58.000 That guy that they can't find still?
00:13:59.000 Ray Epps?
00:14:00.000 Yeah.
00:14:01.000 No, but they would go, oh, were there any, you know, CIA involved in this?
00:14:06.000 And they go, I can't say.
00:14:08.000 You know, they would, they always just say, well, we can't say.
00:14:10.000 And you go, kind of strange that you kind of... Why can't you just say no?
00:14:16.000 Seems like, you know... It's exhausting, man.
00:14:19.000 You know... Because they've said no for other ones.
00:14:21.000 It's not like they can go, we never answer those questions.
00:14:23.000 Like sometimes they do.
00:14:25.000 People, people were saying like, Tim, why don't you take a day off on your birthday?
00:14:27.000 And I'm like, I can't just take days off for like my birthday.
00:14:30.000 No, I agree.
00:14:33.000 If you want to take a day off, you take a day off.
00:14:34.000 But your birthday when you're in your 30s?
00:14:37.000 It's not like a milestone birthday.
00:14:40.000 It's actually like a detrimental day. 1.00
00:14:42.000 It's like, oh, shit. 0.99
00:14:42.000 I wish I weren't having another birthday. 0.99
00:14:44.000 It's like, oh, no.
00:14:44.000 36!
00:14:44.000 Well, 36 is a nothing birthday.
00:14:46.000 I'm half dead, Ryan!
00:14:46.000 35, 36, 37.
00:14:46.000 They're all kind of the same age.
00:14:47.000 38.
00:14:47.000 You have freebies till 40.
00:14:48.000 I'm half dead?
00:14:49.000 Ryan 35 36 37 they're all kind of the same age. Yeah, yeah, you're you have freebies till 40. I'm half-dead
00:14:56.000 72 man, that's your first third Your first trimester.
00:15:01.000 No, this is half bro.
00:15:02.000 I don't know.
00:15:02.000 I think you're going to get once you get that neuro link.
00:15:04.000 I don't know.
00:15:05.000 They're used to it.
00:15:08.000 You know, I'll say you're wrong again because nucleotide.
00:15:10.000 First of all, yes, though, you're going to get rejuvenated way more, but also I don't know if you can really count the first six or seven years.
00:15:17.000 If you're, if you're not going to count the being old years, you're more conscious when you're old than you are when you're two.
00:15:22.000 I've been, I've been getting NAD since I got COVID.
00:15:24.000 You like it?
00:15:25.000 What's NAD?
00:15:26.000 Nicotinamide adenovirus.
00:15:27.000 It's like a vitamin.
00:15:34.000 That's an anti-aging thing?
00:15:36.000 That's what they say, but it's like a vitamin drip.
00:15:40.000 Oh, you get the IV.
00:15:41.000 They inject you with it, and it's painful, and it makes you feel like you have anxiety.
00:15:46.000 But I'll tell you this, my eyes were fixed.
00:15:48.000 This is the crazy thing.
00:15:49.000 So I think my eyes were strained from staring at a computer screen all day every day for four or five years.
00:15:54.000 What else did it fix?
00:15:55.000 And I didn't realize my blood pressure has gone to above average ranges.
00:16:01.000 My heart rate variability is now that of someone 10 years younger than me.
00:16:04.000 Are you less tired?
00:16:05.000 Less tired, more energy.
00:16:07.000 I'm sleeping less.
00:16:08.000 How often do you have to do it?
00:16:10.000 So you're supposed to do it between 4 and 14 days.
00:16:13.000 So you do it every two weeks?
00:16:16.000 Every two weeks.
00:16:16.000 We have this marathon.
00:16:18.000 They come over here.
00:16:19.000 How much is it?
00:16:22.000 You can get it for like $800 and then if you get like the boost package it's like $900 because then they give you extra vitamins.
00:16:29.000 So you're supposed to drop like $20,000 a year if you want to really have this in your system.
00:16:32.000 This is for people who can afford it, truth be told.
00:16:34.000 Like regular people do it all the time.
00:16:36.000 They do it one time.
00:16:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:16:38.000 Like you save up for like six months.
00:16:41.000 Why would you do it one time if it goes away after 14 days?
00:16:44.000 So here's what happened.
00:16:45.000 The first thing that happened was Joe got us all this treatment.
00:16:48.000 When we all got sick, like Joe... Arpaio?
00:16:51.000 Yes!
00:16:52.000 Rogan!
00:16:53.000 Rogan was like, you know, he was telling me to go, like the long story short, find a doctor, get it done.
00:17:00.000 And then, you know, when we got this doctor who was giving us the basic treatment, he asked me, he's like, do you do vitamin, are you taking vitamins?
00:17:05.000 And I was like, yeah, I take like vitamin C and D every night.
00:17:07.000 I was like, bro, you got to do more than that.
00:17:08.000 And then I was like, what more can I do?
00:17:10.000 And he was like, NAD, dude.
00:17:12.000 He's like, take NAD, you can take NADM.
00:17:14.000 What is it?
00:17:14.000 NMN.
00:17:15.000 NMN nicotinamide mononucleotide.
00:17:16.000 That's a precursor to NAD.
00:17:18.000 Right, you eat it and your body makes NAD. 0.94
00:17:20.000 Or you can get the NAD directly injected.
00:17:23.000 And so we had this lady come out and give us this NAD treatment. 1.00
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00:18:01.000 And the next day I could see everything.
00:18:03.000 It's a coenzyme that causes your body to regrow these proteins called sirtuins.
00:18:08.000 One of these proteins measures the energy in your cell.
00:18:11.000 So when your cell divides, if the proteins aren't working right, the new cell doesn't have enough energy and it'll clip off the end caps of the chromosomes to compensate.
00:18:19.000 And that's what they call aging, the telomeres.
00:18:21.000 So this regrows the sirtuins, these proteins, so your measurements are more accurate.
00:18:27.000 So when the cells divide, they have enough energy, you don't age.
00:18:29.000 David Sinclair is really into that.
00:18:31.000 That's how I heard about it.
00:18:32.000 I woke up and I could see everything perfectly and I think what's happening is I stare at these screens all day every day and it's screwing up my eyes and so I wear contacts.
00:18:43.000 My prescription hasn't changed in like a decade so it's like it's stabilized but what's happening as you get older you get macular degeneration.
00:18:50.000 It's harder for your lenses to focus.
00:18:52.000 One treatment and I looked out the window and it was like I was 15. 0.99
00:18:54.000 I was just like, holy shit. 0.98
00:18:57.000 I could see like every shadow, every shade, every twist. 0.98
00:19:01.000 It wasn't even like I could see like my brain was processing everything all at once.
00:19:05.000 That much better. 1.00
00:19:06.000 Fuck, dude. 1.00
00:19:06.000 It was amazing. 1.00
00:19:07.000 Let me give this puppy a shot. 0.93
00:19:10.000 When I first started doing it, my blood pressure was high.
00:19:13.000 And I had been doing a- Joe, if you're listening, send me one.
00:19:17.000 So I had been doing a diet.
00:19:20.000 I call it colloquial keto because it was mostly keto, but not like, I wasn't measuring, I wasn't trying.
00:19:25.000 It was high fat, high protein.
00:19:26.000 And she would take, you know, they take your blood pressure and your temperature 1.00
00:19:31.000 and all that stuff.
00:19:32.000 And she was like, hmm, you know, it's kind of bad.
00:19:34.000 And then I was like, I'm not eating that much salt, which clearly turned out to be a problem.
00:19:37.000 I was like, I'm not eating a lot of carbs.
00:19:38.000 I'm exercising every other day.
00:19:40.000 How is my blood pressure this bad?
00:19:42.000 No, for real, like it was high.
00:19:43.000 And she was like, you need to eat better and exercise.
00:19:45.000 I was like, what does eating better mean?
00:19:46.000 And she was like, fresh veggies, meats. 0.98
00:19:47.000 I'm like, I'm doing that.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, you eat carbs.
00:19:50.000 I'm like, yo, I'm on the half pipe every day.
00:19:52.000 I had lost like 20 pounds.
00:19:53.000 And even when I was like 20 pounds heavier, I was skating every day.
00:19:56.000 And then after the NAD treatment, after like a month, she came back and she was like, whoa.
00:20:01.000 She was like, this is the best I've ever seen.
00:20:02.000 And every time we've had her come for the treatment, she's been like, you're better and better.
00:20:06.000 So I got the whoop.
00:20:07.000 Do you need less sleep?
00:20:09.000 Yes.
00:20:09.000 Check this out.
00:20:10.000 The whoop tells you what your recovery is.
00:20:12.000 So last night, my recovery was really bad.
00:20:13.000 Allergies, I think, did it. 0.96
00:20:14.000 Like I'm miserable right now.
00:20:17.000 When did you do it last?
00:20:18.000 Two weeks ago.
00:20:19.000 So the next one's coming up this weekend.
00:20:20.000 But check it out.
00:20:21.000 When you get the treatment, the next day the whoop is like your recovery is 99%.
00:20:25.000 Like it's just all maxed out.
00:20:28.000 And it's the craziest thing because it's not like I go into the app and I tell it I'm getting a vitamin drip.
00:20:33.000 But there's so much improvement happens in your body that like the app knew.
00:20:38.000 I'm writing this down.
00:20:39.000 Karen does it in New York. 0.71
00:20:40.000 I'm just writing it down to get it.
00:20:44.000 I'll make it once and see how it goes.
00:20:45.000 I mean, if you have way more energy and you need to sleep two less hours, I mean, it can be worth it.
00:20:51.000 I imagine it would give you years of value.
00:20:53.000 One treatment.
00:20:53.000 I got one treatment.
00:20:55.000 Years of value out of it.
00:20:57.000 It heals you.
00:20:57.000 Like my eyes instantly just like were better.
00:21:00.000 So people report HD vision or crystal vision after getting it.
00:21:04.000 And I think what this is, it's not that you can see better because I still wear contacts.
00:21:07.000 It's that your brain is processing the information better.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:10.000 You get a little cloudy.
00:21:12.000 When you get older.
00:21:13.000 They say to mix it with intermittent fasting.
00:21:15.000 This is what David Sinclair has said, intermittent fasting and berberine, or metformin, which is a diabetes medicine that lowers your blood pressure.
00:21:21.000 But if you don't want to take metformin, you take berberine, which is a plant extract.
00:21:24.000 And those three things combined, with resveratrol, seem to be a big, really, they're increasing mice lifespan by like two and a half times.
00:21:31.000 I don't know the actual numbers.
00:21:32.000 But what you do is, and we're going to take it to the next level, right?
00:21:35.000 So every other week we're getting NAD and we decided that if we take some young athlete males and pay them for their blood, we can actually take their blood and inject it straight into our veins and replace our old age... I'm kidding.
00:21:49.000 But you know people do that.
00:21:50.000 What movie is this?
00:21:50.000 Am I supposed to be laughing right now?
00:21:52.000 People do that.
00:21:53.000 Is that a joke or what's that?
00:21:54.000 No, people do that. 0.77
00:21:56.000 You know that, right?
00:21:57.000 Does Peter Thiel really do that?
00:21:58.000 We've read about it before.
00:22:00.000 I just want to get this adrenochrome thing out of my brain. 1.00
00:22:03.000 Adrenochrome is bullshit. 1.00
00:22:04.000 Is it really bullshit? 1.00
00:22:05.000 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Like look, when we know the rich people are just getting blood transfusions from young people, you know they do this, right?
00:22:13.000 I mean people do get like blood transfusions essentially.
00:22:17.000 So it heals your organs.
00:22:20.000 So rich people will hire like Like, four 20-year-old gym rats who eat healthy and work out at the gym, and they'll be like, I'll pay you $100,000 a year.
00:22:28.000 What do you got to do?
00:22:30.000 Once a week, you give me a blood transfusion.
00:22:33.000 We swap blood.
00:22:34.000 Transfusions a lot, yeah.
00:22:36.000 And so, but it's like, you're doing it once a month, and you're getting paid six figures, and you're a guy who naturally just likes working out and being fit.
00:22:42.000 And you do think it works a lot?
00:22:44.000 Do you know anyone that's done this?
00:22:44.000 We know for a fact it does.
00:22:46.000 So the reporting is that Peter Thiel does it.
00:22:47.000 Let me see if I can pull it up.
00:22:48.000 He's saying adrenochrome's oxidation of adrenaline.
00:22:51.000 Is Bezos doing it?
00:22:52.000 I don't know.
00:22:53.000 TechCrunch says he looks like he's on hard nootropics, too.
00:22:59.000 That's why I'm like, I don't know if Peter Thiel's actually doing it.
00:23:01.000 Vanity Fair says he wants to inject himself with young people's blood.
00:23:04.000 But there are a lot of stories about this where rich people... I think it was that Peter Thiel wanted to inject himself with a young blood.
00:23:10.000 Oh, I see how it is.
00:23:12.000 Well, yeah, of course.
00:23:14.000 It's a hot gang member. 0.99
00:23:15.000 It may be bullshit, check it out. 1.00
00:23:17.000 Vox says it's bullshit, but I don't trust Vox, so. 0.99
00:23:19.000 What's the start-up? 1.00
00:23:20.000 I hate Vox. 1.00
00:23:21.000 What's the what?
00:23:22.000 What's the start-up called?
00:23:23.000 I don't think it's a start-up.
00:23:26.000 Vox is sort of like the intellectual compost.
00:23:29.000 Buying young people's blood won't stop you from aging, but what about injecting it?
00:23:32.000 It doesn't say that, it just says buying it.
00:23:34.000 Has reportedly expressed interest.
00:23:36.000 It was a storyline in Silicon Valley.
00:23:38.000 The practice made its way to the FDA.
00:23:39.000 Let's see, what do we got here?
00:23:40.000 The FDA warns consumers.
00:23:42.000 Limited studies.
00:23:42.000 There's no benefit.
00:23:43.000 The FDA.
00:23:44.000 The FDA.
00:23:45.000 Ambrosia.
00:23:45.000 The company.
00:23:46.000 It doesn't say what the name of the company is?
00:23:47.000 Ambrosia.
00:23:48.000 Oh, Ambrosia.
00:23:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:50.000 Where does that say that?
00:23:51.000 Down, down.
00:23:53.000 Good eyesight.
00:23:54.000 There you go.
00:23:55.000 Ambrosia.
00:23:55.000 I love control F. There you go.
00:23:57.000 The FDA didn't single out any blah blah blah.
00:23:59.000 One prominent company in the field is Ambrosia.
00:24:01.000 San Francisco based startup.
00:24:02.000 Yo, people are doing it.
00:24:03.000 This says they studied adrenochrome from the 50s to the 70s, found it could be a potential cause of schizophrenia, and has no current medical application.
00:24:11.000 But that's from Wikipedia.
00:24:12.000 Let me tell you what happens to these conspiracy theories.
00:24:14.000 Rich people want the blood of young people, like Vox is reporting a company is paying for it.
00:24:19.000 Some conspiracy theorist hears that and then says, Rich people are kidnapping children to drink their blood.
00:24:26.000 And it's like, bro, you were like, you took a right turn.
00:24:30.000 Yeah, the road is there.
00:24:31.000 But then you just slam the gas and veered off. 0.99
00:24:33.000 Also, when you say conspiracy theorists, you mean someone who writes for some sort of mainstream media outlet and just go, yeah, that's gonna give a shit if I say that they're not stealing the blood. 0.98
00:24:43.000 You gotta say you're getting illicit means. 0.94
00:24:45.000 You know what my favorite conspiracy is?
00:24:48.000 Is that Barack Obama was shuttling boys and girls to DC.
00:24:54.000 That email where he's like... Hot dogs?
00:24:56.000 And so we literally order hundreds of dollars worth of hot dogs and pizza every few months from Chicago.
00:25:03.000 Just to post it online.
00:25:05.000 Portillo's and Giordano's.
00:25:07.000 But that's what Obama was doing.
00:25:09.000 Yo, we have parties, and I'm like, guys, have you ever had Portillo's?
00:25:11.000 And people are like, no, we're getting the beef and the hot dogs, man.
00:25:14.000 Giordano's, no, we're getting the Giordano's.
00:25:16.000 Do you post the receipts? 0.99
00:25:17.000 And so, no, I just tweet, like, we just ordered, you know, $300 worth of pizza and hot dogs from Chicago, and then people just like to fuck with people. 0.99
00:25:23.000 But that's what Obama was doing. 0.99
00:25:24.000 Did they say he's rubbing it in our faces?
00:25:27.000 Oh, yeah, people lose their minds a lot.
00:25:28.000 That's what Danny would post. 0.63
00:25:29.000 He had a thing where he was posting stuff like that, and then they would post photos of him being like, Look at this, he's rubbing it in our faces that he's a pedophile. 0.99
00:25:36.000 Yeah, but then one of these people shows up to your house and they fucking try and shoot you, man. 0.97
00:25:40.000 Most concern is the people coming across the border illegally that are being flown, like kids being flown to random cities around the United States. 0.99
00:25:47.000 Where are they?
00:25:47.000 What do you mean, to be sex trafficked?
00:25:50.000 Or blood trafficked, like are they being adrenochromed?
00:25:53.000 I don't know.
00:25:53.000 What if vampires are real?
00:25:55.000 Well, I guess they are, and his name is Peter Thiel.
00:25:58.000 Apparently, yeah.
00:25:58.000 Just get the NAD, man.
00:25:59.000 So you get NAD, nicotinamide adenine dinucleotide, and then you get B vitamins, C vitamins, A, D, or whatever, and so... Does it hurt?
00:26:10.000 The first one does hurt.
00:26:11.000 It feels like the inside of your body is being worked out, like a lot of pressure on your organs.
00:26:17.000 And for like an hour it hurts?
00:26:18.000 Yeah, for like two hours.
00:26:20.000 But you can turn down the drip so it doesn't... Are you nauseous?
00:26:22.000 No, it's more like distress.
00:26:23.000 Yes.
00:26:24.000 It doesn't hurt as much after?
00:26:25.000 No, and when they turn it off, it's completely back to normal.
00:26:27.000 You're given an anti-nausea medicine and a painkiller.
00:26:30.000 You get Zofran and Toradol.
00:26:32.000 And so you're feeling good, but here's the best part.
00:26:37.000 So she can, they can make it go as fast as you want, but you don't want to go too fast.
00:26:41.000 I think Joe said he goes, I do it in 10 minutes.
00:26:43.000 No, it's bad.
00:26:45.000 It's crazy.
00:26:45.000 I mean, Joe's the one who recommended it to me, but I read about it and it said your body just pisses it out.
00:26:50.000 It immediately just says, get rid of it.
00:26:51.000 You got to do it over two hours, at least like a good, it's between two and four hours.
00:26:55.000 So your body has a chance to absorb it all and put it all to work.
00:26:57.000 So you just sit there?
00:26:58.000 What do you do?
00:26:58.000 I slept for a play video games. I was you're doing it at your own house. Yeah. Yeah, I was playing horizon forbidden
00:27:04.000 West Can you do it do so in New York? Karen go there? Yes, you
00:27:08.000 swear or did they come to your?
00:27:09.000 But you guys got him to come here yeah, yeah because we're rich that sounds better. Yeah, so uh like full disclosure,
00:27:18.000 too I don't want people to think that like is this like
00:27:20.000 seriously a rich person thing Like, to every other week pay a couple grand.
00:27:24.000 Well, I mean, it's not that wild to be, you know, you know, every couple, like, if you do it, you know, every month or two, then you're in for, like, you know, six to ten grand.
00:27:33.000 It's not, like, completely out of the question.
00:27:36.000 If you do it, the average person will do it like once and they'll see tremendous benefits.
00:27:40.000 I'm not giving anybody advice.
00:27:41.000 I'll try once.
00:27:41.000 But then all of a sudden you're like, I want to keep it up because after two weeks it wears off and you start falling back into your, you know, your body isn't producing as much.
00:27:49.000 As you age, your body produces less NAD.
00:27:51.000 So you're basically supplementing it.
00:27:52.000 It wears off after, I thought he said it hooked him up good for a year.
00:27:56.000 I think you'll get residual benefits for a couple years after you do it.
00:28:00.000 I would agree with that, but the main thing that I struggle with in general
00:28:04.000 is just that I feel like as I get older I need more sleep.
00:28:09.000 And I don't get it. So I'm in decent shape. I'll sleep for seven hours. I eat decently
00:28:15.000 and I'll just be kind of tired.
00:28:17.000 Try sleeping on your back.
00:28:19.000 Sleep on your back with your arms over your head like this, and it opens your diaphragm. 0.56
00:28:22.000 It'll help your rest.
00:28:23.000 You'll get more rest in your sleep.
00:28:25.000 I sleep with sitting up.
00:28:26.000 Because rest and sleep are different.
00:28:28.000 So you want to get a restful sleep.
00:28:29.000 Let me tell you guys something.
00:28:30.000 How many hours of sleep do you think I got last night?
00:28:33.000 Six.
00:28:33.000 What do you think?
00:28:35.000 Eight hours.
00:28:36.000 Five?
00:28:37.000 Three hours and 44 minutes.
00:28:38.000 How many hours do you think I got the night before?
00:28:41.000 Of actual sleep?
00:28:42.000 Actual sleep.
00:28:44.000 I mean, I don't know, 8?
00:28:47.000 6 hours and 31 minutes.
00:28:48.000 Monday, I got 7 hours and 8 minutes.
00:28:51.000 Sunday, I got 4 hours and 33 minutes.
00:28:53.000 And this is on your watch?
00:28:54.000 So this thing tracks my sleep.
00:28:55.000 How can it tell?
00:28:56.000 It knows from your heart rate, from your heart rate variability, from your breathing patterns.
00:29:00.000 It knows if you're asleep.
00:29:03.000 So let's say March 1st, I got 6 hours.
00:29:05.000 March 2nd, I got 5 and a half hours.
00:29:08.000 Thursday I got six and a half hours.
00:29:10.000 Friday I got four hours and 47 minutes.
00:29:12.000 So you never, yeah.
00:29:14.000 Six hours.
00:29:14.000 But is that like you're lying there for seven or eight hours?
00:29:18.000 So it is, last night I was in bed.
00:29:22.000 What's your average percentage of sleep versus lying in bed?
00:29:25.000 So last night I was in bed from 2 a.m.
00:29:29.000 to 7.28 and three hours and 44 minutes was sleep.
00:29:33.000 So that means I was watching Attack on Titan all night last night.
00:29:37.000 Well, I don't I don't mean the types where you're watching TV. I was watching TV for like front. Yeah, I don't include
00:29:44.000 that I'm like So basically, do you get to basically I'm like I was in bed
00:29:48.000 for five and a half hours But I was sleeping for three hours and 44 minutes
00:29:51.000 It's not very much. Yeah. Well, uh, let me clarify I mean that was I was sitting in bed watching attack on
00:29:57.000 Titan for two hours And then I laid in bed after like I decided to turn it off 0.96
00:30:02.000 I can't turn that shit off dude attack on Titan such a fucking awesome show Jordan Peterson says you got to watch 0.99
00:30:06.000 it so I started and it's really good. 1.00
00:30:08.000 It's crazy.
00:30:09.000 It's about, it starts with a bunch of people who live in the city with three walls.
00:30:14.000 There's one massive wall, then a massive inner city wall,
00:30:16.000 and then another inner city wall.
00:30:18.000 And outside the third wall, there are four meter tall, 15 meter tall,
00:30:23.000 and 60 meter tall Titans, mindless creatures that eat people. 0.98
00:30:27.000 And so they got these things on their legs that shoot cables called omnidirectional mobility gear.
00:30:32.000 So they can zip around.
00:30:34.000 And they have swords, because the only way to kill a titan is to cut the nape of its neck.
00:30:38.000 So basically, humanity's been wiped out, and this is the last city on Earth, and they're fighting gigantic monsters.
00:30:44.000 I'm not gonna spoil the show for anyone.
00:30:45.000 I'll watch it, I like it.
00:30:46.000 Will you watch it?
00:30:47.000 The first season's on Netflix, but I'm watching it on Amazon now.
00:30:50.000 So, the first season is like your anime adventure fighting monsters.
00:30:54.000 Your second season is a political thriller, and that's where it gets good.
00:30:57.000 Is it animated?
00:30:58.000 Yeah.
00:30:58.000 The second season is about everything that's happening right now.
00:31:02.000 That's why Jordan Peters, I don't know if he actually said to watch it, but people were
00:31:05.000 claiming he did.
00:31:06.000 And so everything you're seeing now, it's season two of Attack on Titan.
00:31:10.000 So I'm going to spoil a little bit for you guys, all right?
00:31:14.000 Corrupt government is manipulating the people to maintain their wealth and status, and they're
00:31:18.000 willing to sacrifice all of them to get what they want. 0.99
00:31:21.000 And the people are starting to figure out the conspiracy and what the government's doing and why they're doing it, and shit starts breaking down. 0.99
00:31:26.000 It's pretty badass. 0.97
00:31:29.000 I hear the next false flag is aliens.
00:31:31.000 Have you guys heard this?
00:31:32.000 Yeah, that's what I've heard.
00:31:34.000 I honestly, with all the stuff that they have, you know they had when Trump was in office, and they had the footage from the Pentagon, and they're like, it doesn't seem like anybody cares.
00:31:43.000 I know.
00:31:43.000 Dude.
00:31:44.000 That's like the most bizarre thing is to go, yeah, there's probably aliens, we have some weird footage, we can't explain it, and people are like, yeah, whatever.
00:31:50.000 It's not gonna be aliens, bro.
00:31:51.000 It's gonna be moderators.
00:31:53.000 What do you mean?
00:31:53.000 He's gonna be game moderators.
00:31:56.000 People are gonna see, like, a white cube just blink into existence, and some, like, crazy-looking, ultra-jacked, seven-foot guy's gonna walk out, and he's gonna be the most, like, the strongest, most powerful, he's gonna be able to run super-fast and teleport, and he's gonna be an admin. 0.84
00:32:09.000 He's gonna be like, I'm just here to, you know, regulate the code and the simulation and fix some problems, and people are gonna be like, what the fuck is this?
00:32:16.000 And the military's gonna try and stop him.
00:32:19.000 But he's a game moderator, he's got GM powers.
00:32:21.000 I guess the question with that thing is, why now?
00:32:22.000 But why now?
00:32:24.000 Why haven't they...
00:32:25.000 Simulation's coming to an end, right?
00:32:26.000 Because the technocracy got its overview now.
00:32:30.000 They've been trying to do the technocracy since like 1913 or 1915.
00:32:33.000 What's the technocracy?
00:32:34.000 Where the technical oligarchs are in control of society, like Klaus Schwab, John Rockefeller.
00:32:38.000 They want to oversee and manage.
00:32:40.000 But they didn't have the tech to oversee everyone.
00:32:42.000 Now they can track everybody.
00:32:43.000 So now they're unleashing the momentum because they finally have...
00:32:46.000 And then, but in terms of the aliens, that's where they're watching and they're going to
00:32:49.000 come or they're kind of in cahoots?
00:32:51.000 They're gonna make fake aliens. 1.00
00:32:52.000 I think they're fake.
00:32:53.000 They're using like Tesla tech and they're using talking plasma to make it look like
00:32:56.000 fake aliens.
00:32:57.000 Yeah, they're gonna, it's a false flag.
00:32:58.000 They're gonna make people think we're under attack.
00:33:00.000 How easy?
00:33:01.000 Rally the militaries and get all this funding and get people afraid.
00:33:04.000 How easy to make a UFO?
00:33:05.000 Ian brought this up on the show and it's a good point. 0.98
00:33:07.000 You take three lasers and you put them five miles apart and you have them intersect in
00:33:13.000 People will see the lasers intersect as a ball of light.
00:33:15.000 It's called talking plasma.
00:33:16.000 And they can make it go like this.
00:33:17.000 They can make it move in ways you can't fathom.
00:33:20.000 And people will see and say, how does something move so crazy and so quickly, not realizing it's just a laser being pointed.
00:33:25.000 Like a laser pointer. 0.99
00:33:25.000 But I'm saying, you released video of these fighter jets seeing these things and literally people don't give a shit. 0.99
00:33:30.000 I know. 0.99
00:33:30.000 Then you read about talking plasma. 0.99
00:33:31.000 It's pretty obvious.
00:33:32.000 It's crazy that nobody cares.
00:33:33.000 What's happening is there's actual drones also so they're conflating them people you'll see the radar moving and that's talking plasma But then you'll see actual drones that they've had since for like a hundred years Tesla's technology and what Bob Lazar saw working on drone program Yeah, so you've maybe lied maybe maybe he's lying, but I think there are also a little green man. 0.97
00:33:50.000 You know this guy I think I think they put a dummy in the fucking day. 0.93
00:33:53.000 We're like it's making sounds crazy. Oh shit dis info. No Yeah, and he's like in that I watched his video from the 90s 1.00
00:34:01.000 and he's like there's a little green man standing there asked about
00:34:03.000 Today he goes it was a puppet. I must've been wrong like shut the fuck up, dude 1.00
00:34:08.000 It's because back then the idea of a little green man made sense and now it doesn't and it discredits his story 0.99
00:34:12.000 Cuz if they're like if there's a little green man, where the fuck is he? It must been a puppet 1.00
00:34:16.000 Yeah, the day to reticuli was bullshit. I think when they told Bob Lazar 0.99
00:34:21.000 These are from Zeta Reticuli. 0.98
00:34:22.000 They're just giving him bullshit in case he went rogue. 0.98
00:34:23.000 Bob Lazar was the guy who, like, he was, like, at the school or whatever, where the... Yes, and then they erase his records and stuff. 0.97
00:34:28.000 Yeah, yeah, and he's the guy where, like, the school, like, he just, like, landed in this, like, elementary school doing research.
00:34:33.000 Yeah, he was, like, a janitor or something.
00:34:35.000 But, you know, it's funny. 1.00
00:34:36.000 The government was probably like, hey, this crazy guy's saying bullshit. 1.00
00:34:39.000 Trashes records to make people believe it. 1.00
00:34:41.000 Because, like, it throws them off what we're really doing.
00:34:43.000 Because they're probably working on stealth tech or something.
00:34:46.000 And then they're like, we don't want people exploring it, so send them in the wrong direction.
00:34:49.000 Make them freak out about this guy.
00:34:50.000 So they throw a... It's what they do with conspiracy theorists.
00:34:53.000 It's what they do with Pizzagate.
00:34:55.000 Give them the wrong info to keep them off the trail.
00:34:58.000 And make them delegitimize themselves.
00:34:59.000 That's right.
00:35:00.000 Because what happened with Pizzagate... Pizzagate was the gold standard of that.
00:35:04.000 There was an email that said, you left a handkerchief here with a map on it.
00:35:09.000 And, you know, whose is it?
00:35:12.000 What's a map?
00:35:12.000 A Minor Attractive Person.
00:35:13.000 This is actually the word they use.
00:35:15.000 So, you get an interesting story about someone saying, would you rather party with pizza or pasta?
00:35:22.000 And all of these people start saying things like, it's to proof they're pedos, and they go in this direction, when in reality they're probably doing cocaine.
00:35:28.000 Let me ask you a question. 0.52
00:35:30.000 The email said, would you rather party on pizza or pasta?
00:35:34.000 You know, which would be more fun.
00:35:36.000 What would make sense if you said, would you rather party on boys or girls, which would be more fun, or would you rather party on crack or meth, which would be more fun?
00:35:42.000 Yeah, or coke or MDMA or something.
00:35:43.000 Right, the drugs makes more sense, and we know these people do drugs. 0.57
00:35:46.000 They're probably smuggling drugs, they're partying, they don't want anyone to find out, so they throw out this, you know, bullshit conspiracy theory, and the conspiracy theorists run after it. 0.97
00:35:54.000 There was so much shit they made up, it pissed me off, and the conspiracy theorists, like, Their evidence came from a random 4chan post that was randomly posted, made no sense. 0.99
00:36:01.000 They were like, pizza means boy! 1.00
00:36:02.000 And then they went, yes!
00:36:04.000 And then all of these people believed it. 1.00
00:36:05.000 Because they're fucking idiots. 1.00
00:36:07.000 Yeah, Obama is just ordering 85 boys. 1.00
00:36:11.000 Right.
00:36:13.000 Also, they didn't even have a basement in the pizza place.
00:36:15.000 Oh, they don't.
00:36:16.000 A guy shot the floor.
00:36:16.000 It is a creepy pizza place, though.
00:36:17.000 But you're right, though.
00:36:18.000 There is a lot of weird stuff going on, and they, you know, put those out to, yeah, like you said, essentially a false... I don't know if false flag is the right word.
00:36:26.000 Wild goose chase.
00:36:27.000 Yeah, well... Red herring?
00:36:29.000 Yeah, that's it, right?
00:36:31.000 That's one of them, yeah.
00:36:32.000 Friends.
00:36:33.000 I think we gotta wrap it up because I'm dead.
00:36:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:35.000 I hope you feel better.
00:36:35.000 Brutal.
00:36:36.000 Brutal.
00:36:37.000 But thanks for hanging out, man.
00:36:37.000 It's been a blast.
00:36:39.000 The drip thing isn't working too good, though.
00:36:41.000 You're getting... It doesn't stop allergies.
00:36:43.000 Yeah, and Sunday.
00:36:44.000 Sunday, you know?
00:36:45.000 But thanks for hanging out.
00:36:46.000 It's been a blast, man.
00:36:46.000 Yeah, always fun, dude.
00:36:48.000 Thanks for having us.
00:36:49.000 Thanks to everybody who is a member.
00:36:52.000 You watching this is the birthday present, so thank you all very much.
00:36:54.000 I really do appreciate it.