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00:00:22.000 Stuff's not on?

00:00:24.000 Oh, is it on?

00:00:25.000 Is, uh, are we, uh, okay, we're good?

00:00:28.000 Here's my plan!

00:00:30.000 We buy a WNBA team. 1.00

00:00:32.000 Okay.

00:00:32.000 And then we fire all of the women and hire men.

00:00:36.000 Oh, I like it.

00:00:37.000 You know, there's, um, we were just talking about it earlier today in Australia, because you know how everyone's like, oh, what is it?

00:00:42.000 Like there's, uh, in Australia, there's a league there and they're having the first trans woman play basketball.

00:00:49.000 Wait, what?

00:00:49.000 Really?

00:00:50.000 Yeah.

00:00:50.000 And you know, Andrew Bogut?

00:00:51.000 No.

00:00:51.000 You know who he is?

00:00:52.000 He's, uh, he's like a big Twitter guy.

00:00:53.000 He was the number one draft pick in the NBA draft.

00:00:56.000 Like he's Australian and, uh, played for the Golden State Warriors, won an NBA championship.

00:00:59.000 He's been tweeting about it and he's like, everybody's lighting them up for being like this animal.

00:01:04.000 You know, this monster, and he's just like, yeah, I don't think this is a good idea.

00:01:08.000 Wait, they're having a guy play in the WNBA? 0.80

00:01:10.000 A trans woman, yeah. 0.99

00:01:11.000 Oh, that's fucking awesome. 0.99

00:01:12.000 Not WNBA, the Australian version of it. 1.00

00:01:15.000 Oh, fuck yeah. 0.99

00:01:16.000 Remember that Australian rugby dude who was like 6'3", but he was a woman, and then he started like trampling and crushing him, dude? 1.00

00:01:22.000 I'm like, yeah, you fuck him up! 0.99

00:01:25.000 And he was like, boom! 0.99

00:01:27.000 I have a question, because we talked about this recently.

00:01:28.000 Did you think we'd still be talking about this?

00:01:31.000 On the after show?

00:01:31.000 No, like in 2023.

00:01:34.000 Fuck yeah, dude! 1.00

00:01:34.000 Really? 1.00

00:01:35.000 Bro, I said in like 2018, when wokeness, I was like, wait until you see what happens when the woke bullshit reaches, we didn't say woke, we said like the social justice stuff reaches sports. 0.86

00:01:46.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:01:46.000 Because the rules in all of our sports are arbitrary. 0.91

00:01:49.000 Like we could just make a rule saying the team has to be half women. 1.00

00:01:52.000 I mean, sex and gender is apparently arbitrary.

00:01:55.000 Well, that's the point.

00:01:56.000 So, like, if the rules for basketball are like, okay, the rim has to be this high... Why?

00:02:00.000 Yeah, why does it have to be that high?

00:02:02.000 We just decided.

00:02:02.000 We set the standards.

00:02:03.000 Okay, well, I got a new rule.

00:02:05.000 At least three women on each team. 0.94

00:02:07.000 Yeah.

00:02:08.000 No, you're right.

00:02:09.000 Always at least.

00:02:10.000 Well, I was like, we were sort of saying this earlier, but like, do you know how there's like the Adam Sandler movie where he's the scout or like the replacements, you know, those movies and like Juana man.

00:02:18.000 Yeah.

00:02:19.000 I love, we're loving the idea of like a, like a movie about a scout for a WNBA team, but she's just scouting like Brooklyn places where it's like, you know, someone just transitioned and it's like, he sees them throw the, you know, the garbage in the trash can.

00:02:33.000 He's like, Only scouting for people that just transitioned.

00:02:36.000 Like, the way that they scout for tall people in, like, Africa or whatever.

00:02:40.000 But better than that, it's they just go up to a guy who's in a dress and they're like, you want to be in the WNBA?

00:02:45.000 And he goes, I never played basketball before.

00:02:48.000 Like, trust me, that doesn't matter.

00:02:49.000 Not gonna matter.

00:02:51.000 That's what they always say about basketball, you can't teach height.

00:02:58.000 Would you go to see a WNBA game ever?

00:03:02.000 If they put a trans person and the trans person was dominating, I would go a bunch. 1.00

00:03:06.000 I'll say this, okay? 1.00

00:03:08.000 As much as they get shit on, they're very good. 0.99

00:03:12.000 It's just, they're still not as good as the best high school basketball male players. 0.99

00:03:16.000 But they are very good at basketball, but it just sucks to watch, because they can't dunk.

00:03:21.000 You're just like, this is just not great.

00:03:23.000 A product.

00:03:24.000 They can't dunk?

00:03:25.000 He has a joke about this, but he says they should lower the nets.

00:03:27.000 Yeah, they should lower the nets.

00:03:28.000 And a lot of women have actually said, we should lower the nets. 1.00

00:03:32.000 Is that why they can't dunk?

00:03:33.000 Because they're just too weak?

00:03:34.000 They're not, can't jump high enough.

00:03:35.000 I mean, men, women have, are just shorter. 0.99

00:03:38.000 But also it's a power thing, they can't jump high enough.

00:03:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:40.000 Like a twitch, muscle twitch fiber.

00:03:42.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:42.000 Look, there are a couple women in the WNBA who could like, on a fast break, can dunk.

00:03:48.000 But also, yeah, they're like, it's just, it's not good to watch.

00:03:52.000 But like, they're great shooters and like ball handlers and stuff.

00:03:55.000 Like, you know, but yeah, it's just not great.

00:03:57.000 But yeah, I would go see like a New York Liberty game if someone gave me tickets.

00:04:02.000 There you go.

00:04:03.000 Dead silence.

00:04:06.000 What an endorsement.

00:04:07.000 I would go watch that weird indoor wrestling that's like we watch in a church or something.

00:04:13.000 I'd rather watch indoor wrestling.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, but you're like, I'll go if someone gives me tickets.

00:04:16.000 I know what you're saying.

00:04:17.000 Bugs are out of control. 0.99

00:04:17.000 No, the reason people shit on it is because it's like anything. 0.99

00:04:21.000 No one cares as much until it's sort of like people go, it's actually better, and you go, well now it's funny to make fun of. 0.82

00:04:27.000 And I had a joke about it when I was talking about it, because they're saying they're equal or whatever, and I'm like, they play with a smaller ball, but the rim is the same.

00:04:32.000 Is it really?

00:04:32.000 It's a smaller ball?

00:04:33.000 The WNBA is a smaller ball, but the rim is the same. 0.73

00:04:38.000 So it's literally easier to get in the basket.

00:04:41.000 Remember when the women's soccer team played against those 14-year-old boys and lost?

00:04:44.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 And yet there's no advantage.

00:04:48.000 When I was playing hockey, there was a couple times when I played men's league that the game that we played a few times, like NHL players would come on the offseason, and NHL players...

00:05:00.000 would basically it was kind of like no, even if it was like, you know, fourth string guy, it was like, this guy could

00:05:05.000 basically score as many goals as he wanted to kind of thing.

00:05:08.000 And there was a couple times that the top a woman in the whatever it WM NHL is that what it's called? I don't know. 1.00

00:05:14.000 But though and she was on the Olympic team and all this stuff

00:05:16.000 she played, and she was the best player on the ice. Yeah, but it 0.91

00:05:20.000 wasn't like she could just dominate it with a No, and they don't hit. 0.64

00:05:23.000 But she was the best player on the ice.

00:05:24.000 I mean, she's not like the craziest.

00:05:28.000 She's the men's league hockey, but like, you know, there was some good players.

00:05:31.000 She was still the best by far, but it was the men's guy.

00:05:34.000 If you want to score 10 goals, you can score 10 goals.

00:05:36.000 I forgot to mention that we're on the uncensored show now, so you guys are allowed to be funny. 1.00

00:05:42.000 I was gonna say, you're just like, we start the show and you're just like, fucking shit, fuck, fuck, fuck! 1.00

00:05:48.000 I saw that too, I was like, Tim Pool unleashed! 1.00

00:05:51.000 That's what we do.

00:05:52.000 It's like the kids are in bed, the YouTube censors can't get us. 0.99

00:05:56.000 This is the shit where it's on TimCast.com, 10 bucks a month, subscribers can watch. 1.00

00:06:02.000 And we can say shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker. 1.00

00:06:06.000 It's great. 1.00

00:06:06.000 George Carlin, love it. 1.00

00:06:09.000 We would probably do better in algorithms if we just toned it down a little bit.

00:06:15.000 I don't know.

00:06:15.000 I think you guys are doing it right.

00:06:16.000 I mean, it's fire.

00:06:18.000 How was working with Joe Rogan?

00:06:20.000 I saw you on the show.

00:06:21.000 I'm with him.

00:06:23.000 It's nice to see you guys hittin' it off.

00:06:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:24.000 No, yeah, we did do the show.

00:06:27.000 I'm gonna go to Austin.

00:06:28.000 Did you go to the Mothership when you were there?

00:06:30.000 I'm gonna go next month.

00:06:30.000 We checked out the lobby, because it was closed when we were... I'm gonna pop down there next time.

00:06:35.000 I was so happy to see that place.

00:06:37.000 But all the shows have sold out.

00:06:38.000 All of them.

00:06:39.000 Oh, hell yeah, dude.

00:06:39.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:06:40.000 And I heard they don't honor scalper tickets, so... Smart.

00:06:43.000 There's all these people showing up, and then they can't get in, and then... But there's like this rush line, so all these people actually came.

00:06:49.000 It's like The Cellar.

00:06:49.000 The Vulcan did that too.

00:06:50.000 I mean, The Comedy Cellar sells out 28 shows a weekend right now.

00:06:54.000 But, you know, I just think that... They have a line for... I'm going to open a comedy club right next to the Comedy Mothership, knowing nothing about comedy at all.

00:07:01.000 Just, you know, because I want to fit in.

00:07:03.000 Famous last words, dude.

00:07:05.000 Famous last words.

00:07:06.000 Yeah, then you're like, OK, you know what?

00:07:07.000 Maybe there is some things that, like, I would... Can an agency do this?

00:07:12.000 I wanna do Kill Tony.

00:07:13.000 Everyone's doing it.

00:07:13.000 You guys do Kill Tony?

00:07:14.000 Yeah, a couple times, yeah.

00:07:15.000 I wanna do that show.

00:07:16.000 That's fun.

00:07:18.000 The whole vibe there is cool, and Austin, and it also, it's not just comedy, it's comedy, it's like, podcasting, it's also like, tech, and you know, I think that there's been waves of that, but right now, there's a huge vibe of anyone that's like, either tech-adjacent, like, crypto-adjacent, fuckin', you know, comedy, podcasting, it's like, you gotta come here.

00:07:37.000 Like, it's very, that's the vibe of very, it's like, yo, you gotta move here, we're bumpin', I feel the energy.

00:07:42.000 We were just down there, and people, I hung out with Michael Malice, and we had a party at his house, and I met all these amazing people, and they were like, you gotta move here.

00:07:48.000 You are an Austin man.

00:07:50.000 It's a little, it's a scene.

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:52.000 I know you don't like that.

00:07:53.000 I actually do like that.

00:07:54.000 They just locked the guy up because he was defending himself from lunatics.

00:07:57.000 You're saying Austin?

00:07:58.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:07:59.000 It's dirty.

00:07:59.000 But none of that stuff affects most people on day to day.

00:08:02.000 Bro, I'm telling you, West Virginia's where it's at because the state is so in need of industry, in need of, like, economic like growth. Yeah. There's a tremendous

00:08:15.000 opportunity to do a free state kind of deal here.

00:08:17.000 So you like, you know, they do the Free State Project up in New Hampshire.

00:08:21.000 Okay. I think it'd be easier to do in West Virginia. The libertarian. So I feel like it's

00:08:25.000 the same conversation we had before and like a different way. And there's obviously a middle

00:08:28.000 ground. But like for like Peter, if Peter Thiel and like, you know, Elon Musk and three people

00:08:34.000 like we're moving our factories to Austin.

00:08:36.000 Like, that's like a precedent and everyone starts moving.

00:08:38.000 If, like, some guy that runs, like, a hundred million dollar company was like, we're doing it in New Hampshire!

00:08:44.000 It's like, he would just move there and he'd be like, come on, guys!

00:08:46.000 Well, I don't want to go to Austin for that reason.

00:08:50.000 Joe Rogan brought all the Democrats with him.

00:08:52.000 He didn't bring conservatives.

00:08:53.000 But he brought a lot of like creative, funny, awesome people.

00:08:57.000 That's what I like about him.

00:08:57.000 I've never lived in like a red suit.

00:08:58.000 So what people don't realize is, I said this before, when Joe Rogan, he's a good dude.

00:09:02.000 When he goes to Austin, he makes Austin better.

00:09:04.000 But all these people, and Elon Musk the same, the people who work in the periphery of this industry are not based.

00:09:11.000 They are woke.

00:09:12.000 And they're going, the money's in Austin, and so now woke people are coming out.

00:09:16.000 Granted, we're seeing Texas shift redder, and hopefully this guy gets pardoned, this Daniel Perry dude.

00:09:22.000 Oh yeah, that's the dude who's been shot in the arm or whatever?

00:09:24.000 Yeah, I like Austin. 0.99

00:09:26.000 There's a lot of really awesome shit about it. 0.99

00:09:28.000 I just don't want to be in a big city. 0.99

00:09:29.000 It's too expensive.

00:09:32.000 We were looking at properties to do a satellite studio so that we could come down to Austin because there's so many people there. 0.97

00:09:37.000 It's so fucking expensive! 0.88

00:09:40.000 It's like five to twenty times the price for real estate. 0.99

00:09:44.000 You wouldn't be a happy camper if you found out what I paid for my places. 0.87

00:09:48.000 But I'll keep looking.

00:09:49.000 It's like cowboys, you know, it's like the Silicon Valley, they all move there where it was free and then, you know, it becomes popular and then it becomes less free and then they find a new place and it like kind of, you know, there's like cycles.

00:10:00.000 But if you're a cowboy, I think...

00:10:02.000 Sure, so I've said that, like— You owe a million dollars for a three-bedroom? 1.00

00:10:06.000 Fuck off! 1.00

00:10:07.000 You owe a million dollars for a three-bedroom? 1.00

00:10:09.000 Like, okay.

00:10:10.000 I mean, did you inherit it?

00:10:12.000 New York City is like a studio.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, you're not getting a million dollars for a three-bedroom.

00:10:16.000 We're an hour from three major airports, BWI, DCA, and IAD.

00:10:22.000 We've got several major cities.

00:10:24.000 You're a couple hours away.

00:10:26.000 We're 15 minutes from Frederick, 300,000 people.

00:10:28.000 You're 45 minutes to an hour from D.C., if you want to go to D.C.

00:10:31.000 Philadelphia is only a few hours.

00:10:33.000 Pittsburgh's two hours, where we are right now.

00:10:36.000 And you can buy a three-bedroom house for 200k.

00:10:40.000 A good, nice house.

00:10:41.000 And you don't got to worry about Black Lives Matter.

00:10:44.000 You can have your own chickens.

00:10:45.000 So I'm looking at Austin and I'm like, a million bucks for this house?

00:10:49.000 But you need to be where be where the people in your industry are for some

00:10:51.000 industries.

00:10:52.000 For some you don't, you know what I mean?

00:10:53.000 But for some people like proximity, like the truth is like you can be trying

00:10:56.000 to get venture funds, you know, living in the middle of nowhere, but if you're trying-

00:11:00.000 Yeah, if someone wanted to start what you guys are doing here, like, you know,

00:11:04.000 you have to be where the people are.

00:11:05.000 No one would ever be a guest.

00:11:06.000 Yeah, they wouldn't come here.

00:11:07.000 I keep thinking, I'm like, God, I love the city.

00:11:09.000 I love the activity.

00:11:10.000 I love the creation and the positive, like the hope.

00:11:12.000 There's a vibe of like, just like people that want to like win and like, you know, everyone moved to these cities to like try to do something great.

00:11:19.000 Like there's just, you know, you're around like greatness and some expect it rubs off on you.

00:11:23.000 And then the lady was shitting on the ground outside of the Vulcan. 1.00

00:11:27.000 So like, and it smelled like pee all downtown. 0.99

00:11:30.000 And I was like, God damn it. 0.98

00:11:31.000 I guess I'm still used to that. 0.98

00:11:32.000 I mean, I saw a guy the week I moved to New York City, I'll never forget this.

00:11:35.000 This guy was walking around, he's wearing track pants.

00:11:38.000 He was like kind of like disheveled, like look like kind of like not all there or whatever.

00:11:42.000 And his track pants were tucked into his socks. 0.95

00:11:47.000 And then and there was like a shit stain on the back of his gray track. 0.97

00:11:50.000 And then I was like, and because I thought he had like a gout kind of situation. 1.00

00:11:53.000 And then I was like, oh, he shit. 1.00

00:11:55.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:56.000 And it filled up the sock.

00:11:59.000 It's like, it filled this area up.

00:12:01.000 So that's proving Tim's point, for sure.

00:12:03.000 So I'm like, well, I think buy a house in West Virginia, go to Austin once every couple of weeks, or every couple of months, or a week, a month, or something.

00:12:12.000 I mean, there's a- Okay, okay, hold on.

00:12:14.000 It depends on what you want to accomplish.

00:12:16.000 To be fair, to be fair.

00:12:17.000 What are you optimizing for?

00:12:18.000 30, 40 minutes north of Austin, they got three bedrooms for $400.

00:12:20.000 That's where everyone's at.

00:12:21.000 That's where people keep, that's where- I went to, you guys know J.P.

00:12:24.000 Sears, I went to his house and I was like, zillowing the houses around there.

00:12:27.000 And in my mind- He's in Austin?

00:12:28.000 Yeah.

00:12:29.000 In my mind, I was looking at these houses and I was like, oh, these people are like, like if this was New York, you'd be like, oh, this is the CEO of like all of the oil companies.

00:12:37.000 J.D.

00:12:37.000 Morgan.

00:12:38.000 Yeah, you know what I mean?

00:12:38.000 And you're like there and you look and it was like, you know, some of these houses in the suburbs, not his specifically, but I'm just like a bunch of them, you know, you're like mansion and you're just like $7.50.

00:12:47.000 Yeah, he had a gorgeous, gorgeous house, and it was like, yeah.

00:12:50.000 Well, we don't know what his house cost, obviously.

00:12:52.000 No, I remember around that area, specifically.

00:12:56.000 It's like being on YouTube and having your foot in the battleground.

00:12:59.000 That's like having property in a big city like Austin. 1.00

00:13:03.000 There's a massive value to that shit, man. 0.99

00:13:06.000 We should set up like a show down there. 0.99

00:13:08.000 A lot of people that's the move is like, you are in the city, you build something, and then you become sustaining enough that you don't need the benefits of the city anymore and you get the hell out of there.

00:13:17.000 I mean, that's kind of the trajectory for a lot of people.

00:13:19.000 New York is generally a transitory place for most people.

00:13:21.000 It's a stop.

00:13:22.000 You know what, man, we got this club and this coffee shop we're putting together in West Virginia, and you guys are going to be begging to come to West Virginia.

00:13:29.000 You're going to be like, Tim, Tim, I'm like, get out of here!

00:13:31.000 You'd have to open 25 comedy clubs, like New York's one.

00:13:34.000 50 people in there and you're going to be begging to come.

00:13:38.000 But we didn't move to New York because I don't think either of us are like, Oh, the light!

00:13:44.000 It was more just like that.

00:13:45.000 I hate New York!

00:13:46.000 That's the center of the world for comedy, right? 0.97

00:13:48.000 I literally hate it!

00:13:48.000 It's like if I wanted to be in fashion, I would move to Los Angeles, New York, or Paris, or whatever.

00:13:53.000 We do this show.

00:13:54.000 It's awesome.

00:13:54.000 The most amazing people come to the house.

00:13:55.000 But when we were in Austin, we did a live performance.

00:13:58.000 And after the show, the crowd was grabbing me, wanted to do photos, talking to me for like an hour.

00:14:03.000 It was the most invigorating thing I've experienced in years.

00:14:06.000 I have to smile on my face.

00:14:08.000 Yeah, we do that five times a night.

00:14:10.000 The next morning I woke up and my face was still smiling.

00:14:13.000 It was like I wasn't trying to.

00:14:14.000 When I stop doing that, when I have to step away from stand-up, I do find that I get kind of messed up in the head because it's such an ingrained center of my being from the last 15 years.

00:14:27.000 I think that's a big part of winning the culture war.

00:14:29.000 This crazy, like, who's trying to control people's minds?

00:14:33.000 It's you are with the people.

00:14:35.000 When you are with the people, becoming one with the crowd.

00:14:38.000 You're so right.

00:14:38.000 And I've always said that, like, that's why, you know, people, a lot of times, you know, comedians are tapped in because you're just like, I know in real time, like what normal people think.

00:14:49.000 Like, I know what a room of people in every city thinks, like, right now, you know what I mean?

00:14:53.000 Not, like, not four days ago, not like, oh, this kind of, this thing's getting popular, this thing's, I know, like, right now, if I say this, do people agree with it or do people kind of go, yeah, duh, or do people go, wait, what?

00:15:03.000 Like, I know what's the vibe of, like, your average person in every city, you know what I mean?

00:15:08.000 You can really take the temperature, like, real time.

00:15:10.000 Is there much of a comedy scene in D.C.?

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

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00:16:15.000 There's a really good comedy club.

00:16:18.000 Every city has a scene.

00:16:19.000 Yeah, every city has a scene to some degree, but it's just like New York City and then LA.

00:16:22.000 Showcase clubs is what I mean.

00:16:24.000 That is the major leagues, right?

00:16:26.000 That's a good way to put it, yeah.

00:16:27.000 Of comedy.

00:16:27.000 Just like if you want to be a professional soccer player, you go to Europe.

00:16:29.000 It doesn't matter where you're from.

00:16:31.000 If you want to be the best soccer player in the world, you go to Europe.

00:16:33.000 If you want to be the best comedian in the world, you go to New York.

00:16:35.000 If you want to be on Broadway, yeah, they have Broadway in Idaho, but if you want to be a Broadway star, you move to New York.

00:16:41.000 What are the best venues in New York?

00:16:43.000 The Comedy Cellars are probably, you know, top one.

00:16:45.000 Who owns that?

00:16:46.000 The Stand, the New York Comedy Club, Brooklyn Comedy Club.

00:16:49.000 I mean, there's 45 venues.

00:16:50.000 Oh, I did stand up at the New York Comedy Club.

00:16:52.000 You didn't?

00:16:52.000 Yeah, we did.

00:16:53.000 We were there together.

00:16:53.000 18 years ago.

00:16:54.000 No, no, I was there in like 2001.

00:16:55.000 I was at Stand Up New York with Tim.

00:16:59.000 That's where we went, Stand Up New York.

00:17:01.000 Stand Up New York?

00:17:02.000 Yeah.

00:17:02.000 We went after the Mines thing.

00:17:05.000 We went to Stand Up New York and then we did like a little show right beside where me, Alex Stein did a set and then we all went upstairs and we had a party.

00:17:13.000 You were there.

00:17:13.000 Remember the after party after the Mines thing at the Beacon Theater?

00:17:16.000 No.

00:17:17.000 Remember, you were flying back the next day.

00:17:19.000 You didn't stay very long.

00:17:20.000 There was a big debacle that night, and then you came.

00:17:24.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:17:25.000 Upstairs.

00:17:25.000 The upstairs thing.

00:17:26.000 I didn't know you did a set there.

00:17:27.000 That was a comedy club.

00:17:28.000 Yeah, that guy owns a comedy club.

00:17:30.000 Then he owned it with James Altucher.

00:17:32.000 That was just because James O'Keefe shoved me into a car, and then we drove there.

00:17:36.000 You got brought there, yeah.

00:17:37.000 That was a comedy club.

00:17:38.000 And then when we were leaving, all these people were screaming, like, Tim, Tim.

00:17:40.000 And then I was like, uh, I don't know.

00:17:41.000 And then James Graffy shoved me into the car.

00:17:44.000 And I'm like, whatever you say, James, tell me what to do.

00:17:46.000 Yeah. 0.74

00:17:47.000 Because James is like, Tim, you're gonna get shot. 1.00

00:17:49.000 Get the fuck in the car. 1.00

00:17:50.000 That is wild. 1.00

00:17:52.000 But you were at a comedy club, so.

00:17:55.000 Can I just rip the smiles off your guys' face?

00:17:57.000 Every day, dude!

00:17:59.000 Again?

00:18:00.000 Ryan's laughing over.

00:18:00.000 I'm like, no, no, no.

00:18:01.000 Take a look at this story.

00:18:02.000 We'll just talk about this for a few minutes before we go to our callers.

00:18:04.000 The TikTok algorithm made a kid kill himself.

00:18:07.000 So this kid, he kills himself, and the mom opens his TikTok account and finds that even though her son was searching for like, he was, what was he searching for?

00:18:18.000 She said it was like cheeseburgers and football.

00:18:21.000 It's not about what you're searching for, it's about what you watch, right?

00:18:23.000 Batman basketball weightlifting and motivational speeches.

00:18:26.000 TikTok showed him instead.

00:18:28.000 People saying death is good. 0.50

00:18:29.000 People saying they want to kill themselves, people saying good, and just thousands of videos inundating his feed telling him to kill himself, and then he did. 0.54

00:18:37.000 He walked in front of a train. 0.94

00:18:38.000 TikTok is literally the CCP being like, kill yourself. 1.00

00:18:41.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:18:43.000 Enough's enough. 1.00

00:18:44.000 Did this just happen?

00:18:45.000 This is new?

00:18:46.000 It's a new story, yeah.

00:18:46.000 You want to really show her?

00:18:48.000 I mentioned this on the main show actually tonight, this specific thing. 0.99

00:18:50.000 Damn. 1.00

00:18:51.000 This is fucking vile. 1.00

00:18:53.000 Yeah, that they were like straight up like you're just like all this like pro suicide stuff, like all this emo bullshit. 1.00

00:18:58.000 And I'm just like, I don't know. 0.94

00:18:59.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:19:00.000 You gotta force them to free their software.

00:19:03.000 I think rather than try and be like smash it with a hammer, you say you can open up your software code so we can see the algorithm, what it's doing, and then you can operate in the United States.

00:19:11.000 If you refuse, then you're shot.

00:19:14.000 What do you think, just ban it?

00:19:15.000 Yeah, because that's like saying Like, I don't agree with banning drugs outright because you're talking about multiple different sources of drugs.

00:19:23.000 You're talking about natural things that exist that you can't really control that well, and the best thing to do is to regulate them to a certain degree.

00:19:29.000 I don't think people should go to prison for doing drugs, they should get rehabilitation for doing drugs.

00:19:33.000 TikTok is a singular company that is taking an action.

00:19:36.000 So, here's my point.

00:19:37.000 Don't ban guns, ban the guy, ban people from going around and shooting you in the face with a gun.

00:19:43.000 TikTok- But couldn't you say ban the suicide content, if that was your stance?

00:19:47.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:19:47.000 I mean, again, it's crazy that that's just not part of their content moderation.

00:19:52.000 I'm sure it is.

00:19:53.000 I bet you it is to some degree.

00:19:54.000 I mean, you are constantly having the most benign things removed for literally hate speech.

00:19:59.000 On TikTok?

00:19:59.000 It seems like most platforms you gotta be worried about saying suicide stuff.

00:20:03.000 I have a joke about suicide that's not that crazy and it got taken off everywhere.

00:20:07.000 Including TikTok.

00:20:08.000 Tell the joke.

00:20:09.000 It was, it was like the different, it was like men's suicide, girl suicide. 1.00

00:20:12.000 It was like, it was like dudes are like, you know, all ended and girls are like, uh, if, oh fuck. 0.99

00:20:20.000 Uh, I can't remember. 0.99

00:20:23.000 You got it.

00:20:23.000 It's on YouTube somewhere.

00:20:25.000 Yeah, but I don't know.

00:20:26.000 It was something to it.

00:20:28.000 And then there was a part that I don't know if it was on this exact special, but it was like something about girls couldn't be suicide bombers because they'd be like, oh, which bomb should I use?

00:20:35.000 Which plane should I take?

00:20:36.000 Or whatever.

00:20:36.000 It was some kind of version of that.

00:20:39.000 But it was like all that kind of stuff.

00:20:40.000 It was like girls can't make a decision and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:20:43.000 But that got taken down up everywhere.

00:20:46.000 Women world leaders in war, you know, versus male world leaders. 1.00

00:20:51.000 Well, if women actually, I actually do believe there'd be less war if women were in charge because they wouldn't have enough money to spend on the war after that deficit got so out of control. 1.00

00:21:02.000 Women be shopping! 1.00

00:21:03.000 Women be shopping! 1.00

00:21:05.000 I thought you were just gonna say there won't be enough money for war after they spend all the money on handbags Women politicians be spending! 1.00

00:21:15.000 Women be redistributing! 1.00

00:21:16.000 They be running deficits!

00:21:19.000 Look at AOC.

00:21:21.000 She's like deficit spend to pay the healthcare bills. 1.00

00:21:24.000 Running the credit card up again.

00:21:25.000 But you like, you know, the bill that they passed or not passed, uh, proposed for the restrict act.

00:21:31.000 And they're like, everybody's like all the stuff in there.

00:21:31.000 Yeah.

00:21:31.000 Or whatever.

00:21:33.000 It seemed like way, way worse to pass that bill for all the, you know, that was the bills, like a scam, right?

00:21:40.000 Yeah.

00:21:40.000 They're essentially like, this is so crazy.

00:21:43.000 Uh, like how much is going to violate, you know, in order for you to ban. 1.00

00:21:46.000 So that's bullshit. 1.00

00:21:47.000 But I'm saying like, just be surgical about it and say, fuck tick tock, you know? 1.00

00:21:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:50.000 Should we go to callers?

00:21:51.000 For sure.

00:21:52.000 We'll go to callers and um... Sounds like it's not happening though, right?

00:21:55.000 Like it seems like... Restrict X dead in the water.

00:21:56.000 Not gonna happen, right?

00:21:57.000 I don't know.

00:21:58.000 I don't think so. 0.99

00:21:58.000 So is it just like all fucking talk? 0.99

00:22:01.000 No, it would have passed. 0.99

00:22:02.000 They wrote a thing that was like, how many hundreds of pages?

00:22:05.000 But we stopped them.

00:22:06.000 We, we, we, we whinged enough to where they backed up. 1.00

00:22:09.000 Yeah.

00:22:09.000 Lindsey Graham got made fun of and he's like, I'm not sponsoring that.

00:22:11.000 And they're like, yeah, you are. 0.97

00:22:12.000 Speaking of Lindsey, are you still fucking sponsored? 0.98

00:22:14.000 Let's get callers, callers, callers. 0.99

00:22:15.000 Who do we got?

00:22:16.000 All right.

00:22:17.000 We'll do Russian colluder first or Russia colluder. 0.96

00:22:20.000 It sounds fun.

00:22:21.000 What's up?

00:22:22.000 You're with us.

00:22:23.000 Hey, what's up guys.

00:22:24.000 How's it going?

00:22:25.000 Pretty good.

00:22:27.000 I had a question for Ryan and Danny about some of their content.

00:22:32.000 I was wondering if you guys ever run into any people in some of your on-the-street videos who may not take very well to the subject matter, like encounters that might get a little spicy, stuff that doesn't make the final cut to YouTube.

00:22:46.000 And if so, you got any good war stories you could share with us?

00:22:51.000 I feel like I do include most of it probably but like the truth was when I was younger it was like some of the old stuff was like my because you kind of get better at it and I was like and funnier like when I was young the only game in town was like let's do something till we get kicked out.

00:23:06.000 Yeah but I will say though don't you remember like right when we moved to New York?

00:23:12.000 So I was actually, Ryan was like, hey, can you just help me film a thing in Union Square?

00:23:14.000 So I was filming.

00:23:16.000 We just moved to New York.

00:23:17.000 And I was like, I never am behind the camera. 0.98

00:23:19.000 And I'm saying, do hot dogs make you gay? 0.99

00:23:23.000 And the guy was like threatening to stab Ryan in the eye with a pencil. 0.98

00:23:26.000 And I was like, all right.

00:23:27.000 And he was pretty serious. 1.00

00:23:28.000 I was like, this shit's too spicy for me. 1.00

00:23:29.000 I'm out of here. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Yeah.

00:23:30.000 Because when I was, when I felt like when I was younger, I was like, you're more crazy where I was just like, you like want that.

00:23:36.000 Like almost like you're like, if a guy punched me, awesome.

00:23:38.000 Like, you know what I mean?

00:23:39.000 You just kind of, oh, if I get arrested, like, Whatever it is, that's what you want. 0.96

00:23:42.000 Now I feel like, in my fucking 30s, if I was in Union Square getting beat up and I'm kind of popular and people are filming it, it's almost maybe a little embarrassing. 0.95

00:23:55.000 So that's why I feel like I try to be more like clever than just like, wait, trying to get a guy to beat me up now. 0.91

00:24:02.000 But back in the day, that was one of my biggest, so this is my biggest technique is, and this is the last thing I'll say, I feel like I'm going on forever, but my biggest technique was, and I pride myself in, is that I used to be a professional at when cops came, I could take the memory card out of the camera and replace it with a different memory card without looking.

00:24:22.000 And I had that like, I had that down to a science.

00:24:24.000 So I'd have a memory card in my sock.

00:24:26.000 And while the cops were talking, I would take the camera and I could do, you know, like magicians.

00:24:31.000 I could, I could take the old memory card, put the other one out and then show them that I'm deleting the card.

00:24:36.000 And I did that in front of cops.

00:24:37.000 When I was a kid, that was like one of my moves that I was like a magician with.

00:24:40.000 Do you still have the pencil guy?

00:24:42.000 That one's on YouTube. 0.99

00:24:43.000 Does eating a hot dog make you gay?

00:24:45.000 No, but that was also the one with that day we did the... Was that that day? 0.99

00:24:48.000 The titties with Kamala Harris.

00:24:50.000 It was a couple days we did that, so I don't know if it was exactly on that day.

00:24:52.000 I remember, no, it was right around there, because that was the only day I remember.

00:24:55.000 When the ladies flipped out, but that one's on YouTube.

00:24:57.000 I usually put them up, yeah.

00:24:59.000 Right on.

00:25:00.000 Did that satisfy your question?

00:25:02.000 That's some next level adaptation right there, for sure.

00:25:05.000 That's why you guys are killing it.

00:25:07.000 Oh yeah, thanks, brother. 0.97

00:25:08.000 Right on, man.

00:25:09.000 Thanks for calling.

00:25:09.000 Yes.

00:25:11.000 I had a hard time phrasing this question, but anyone can answer it.

00:25:14.000 Flayer the hate-bound. That's sick. What's up? You're with us man player. I imagine you're a man 0.82

00:25:20.000 Hey guys, how's it going? Can you hear me? Yeah Awesome, um, so I had a hard time

00:25:29.000 Phrasing this question, but Anyone can answer it. So it's like the possible banning of

00:25:37.000 tick-tock Why do you think it's already banned for government

00:25:42.000 officials if they already know that It's Chinese spyware

00:25:48.000 If the banning gets blocked, doesn't that seem like there's something going on that's contradicting?

00:25:56.000 Yeah.

00:25:57.000 Because, you know, in Chicago, politicians are allowed to have guns, but you're not. 0.98

00:26:02.000 In the United States, they've banned government officials from using TikTok because they know it's gonna fuck you up and it's gonna steal your data, but they don't give a shit about the rest of us. 0.98

00:26:09.000 They did the same thing with BlackBerry. 0.95

00:26:10.000 They banned it for the government?

00:26:12.000 Back in the day.

00:26:12.000 Remember Obama couldn't have a BlackBerry?

00:26:14.000 Remember he had a BlackBerry and he was like crying about it because he said it wasn't safe.

00:26:19.000 Yeah, they're like, it's not secure.

00:26:21.000 Oh, really?

00:26:21.000 Yeah, I think like for the government thing, it's more of just like over safety kind of thing.

00:26:28.000 Like they're just being overly cautious.

00:26:31.000 Who knows?

00:26:32.000 Part of the reason why they haven't banned it for the U.S.

00:26:34.000 population is because of the blowback that would occur.

00:26:36.000 I mean, there's 150 million users in America.

00:26:40.000 Half the people have TikTok.

00:26:41.000 That's not real.

00:26:42.000 There's no way that's true.

00:26:43.000 I feel like that's not real either, but that's the figure that they provide. 0.98

00:26:46.000 A bunch of bots and shit. 0.70

00:26:47.000 I mean, you can have multiple accounts for sure. 0.97

00:26:49.000 What is that? 0.99

00:26:50.000 This is like a duster for your computer keyboard, and then that's the fucking flying UFO. 0.98

00:26:56.000 Yeah, I know what the flying UFO thing is. 0.66

00:26:57.000 That's why I think banning TikTok isn't the right move, because it'll piss off so many people and they'll try and they'll retaliate, not retaliate.

00:27:03.000 They did ban the ones here, though.

00:27:05.000 I mean, to me, just from like whatever philosophy you have, like, it's not that crazy that they're like, hey, you're not allowed to have our companies.

00:27:13.000 We're not.

00:27:13.000 China bans all sorts of apps.

00:27:15.000 They ban Facebook and they have to make their own China ones. 0.99

00:27:18.000 Yeah, they ban mines.

00:27:19.000 Yeah, so it's kind of like, there is something about, if you're a country, you can be like, if you ban our stuff, we'll ban your stuff.

00:27:24.000 Why are we letting China drive our kids to suicide? 1.00

00:27:27.000 Why are we letting them fly balloons over our country? 1.00

00:27:29.000 What the fuck is going on? 0.97

00:27:31.000 I think that, but rather than smash it and shut it down and cause people to backlash, you make them shut themselves down. 0.99

00:27:36.000 Or make it have, like, be an American company that's like... Well, wasn't the whole thing with Trump where he's like, Walmart was gonna buy...

00:27:43.000 Remember when they were like, Walmart's gonna buy the American TikTok, and then it was like, Adobe or something?

00:27:47.000 Well, yeah, because the TikTok guy, when he did the thing, they're basically like, hey, like, do you, did you talk to the Chinese, like, Xi Jinping before this interview?

00:27:54.000 And he like, was like, well, I don't, did I talk to him?

00:27:56.000 Like, he had a lot of people.

00:27:57.000 What do you mean by talk?

00:27:59.000 He had a lot of people in China.

00:28:00.000 Did I move and sounds came out?

00:28:01.000 Maybe?

00:28:01.000 You know, is that talking?

00:28:03.000 Like, kind of what happened.

00:28:03.000 I don't know.

00:28:04.000 Pretty common name in China.

00:28:06.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:08.000 Well, it's like because, you know, the government can tell their company what to do, so whatever.

00:28:13.000 I guess that's a different thing from what you guys are saying to some degree, but... Oh, they own those companies.

00:28:18.000 I mean, not wholly, but... Well, it just seems odd to me that, like, they're worried about, you know, the military or whoever... Well, yeah, they're like, you're worried about your secrets.

00:28:31.000 But, like, hundreds of millions of Americans use TikTok every day.

00:28:36.000 You have certain people who know more than others, and they're not concerned about that.

00:28:42.000 Subway.

00:28:42.000 If you're on the subway in New York City, everybody's on their phones.

00:28:45.000 A lot of people are on TikTok.

00:28:46.000 I talk to the average person and I'll be like you guys use tik-tok and look that does what I'll tell you one thing

00:28:51.000 They'll go on a plane you I don't know way like if you're on the subway in New York City like you everybody's on

00:28:56.000 their Phone there are a lot of people talk. Yeah more so than

00:28:59.000 other ones in my opinion Wow Well that over 150 million users in the United States, but

00:29:03.000 I bet a lot of that's a cow That's accounts. 1.00

00:29:04.000 Multiple accounts.

00:29:05.000 That's multiple accounts.

00:29:06.000 I have more than one account.

00:29:07.000 I have two accounts.

00:29:09.000 I had two accounts.

00:29:11.000 So it doesn't say unique daily users.

00:29:12.000 That's a different thing than users.

00:29:13.000 Yeah, okay, there you go.

00:29:14.000 Yeah, okay.

00:29:15.000 So that means one person opened the app 150 times.

00:29:17.000 It's a confusing situation with you bringing up Those kids committing suicide are just the one kid.

00:29:24.000 Like, I'm just concerned how far that's gonna go.

00:29:27.000 Well, that's one that we know about.

00:29:29.000 I feel like that argument, though, there is the same thing.

00:29:31.000 Which, I don't know, maybe you guys tell me where I'm wrong. 0.99

00:29:32.000 How many little girls cut their tits off because of TikTok? 1.00

00:29:34.000 I know it's unqualified. 1.00

00:29:35.000 You want to know this?

00:29:36.000 Like, you want to talk about all, like, crazy odds?

00:29:38.000 There are three female Canadian comedians who have all had elective mastectomies. 0.98

00:29:45.000 I know them.

00:29:46.000 All three of them.

00:29:47.000 Wow. 0.99

00:29:48.000 Like, what are the fucking- Three out of a thousand. 0.99

00:29:50.000 Was it three? 0.99

00:29:51.000 Three out of 200.

00:29:52.000 Three out of 200, yeah!

00:29:54.000 Like, all the female comedians in Canada, three of them have had elective mastectomies. 0.99

00:29:58.000 That I know personally.

00:30:00.000 Why?

00:30:01.000 Because women are more susceptible to social pressures than men.

00:30:04.000 You know how crazy that is?

00:30:05.000 That's wild.

00:30:05.000 Three of them?

00:30:07.000 Like, none of them had cancer.

00:30:09.000 Look at the Mr. Beast guy.

00:30:11.000 In 2016, he was posting Hitler memes. 0.99

00:30:13.000 In 2023, he's taking hormones to grow tits. 0.99

00:30:16.000 What do you think's happening with that? 0.94

00:30:17.000 He's just doing whatever the algorithm tells him to do.

00:30:20.000 Back during the Trump era, these memes were edgy and fun, and everybody was getting clicks from them.

00:30:24.000 And now that all of it's banned, the trans stuff gets you clicks, so he's doing whatever he has to do.

00:30:29.000 I think long hair is less funny than short hair.

00:30:31.000 Cause when you, if you're doing physical comedy, it distracts from the movement.

00:30:35.000 Like you want it to be like a plastic head.

00:30:37.000 You know what else on top of that?

00:30:39.000 No one wants to hear how the world works from a guy with long hair on stage.

00:30:43.000 Like if you're a podcaster, people get to know you and you have an audience, but when on stage and he's like, I'll tell you how it works.

00:30:47.000 You're like, All right.

00:30:48.000 Take it easy, long hair. 1.00

00:30:49.000 Put that shit up in a ponytail and come back and tell us. 1.00

00:30:53.000 I had long hair and I cut it and I found standup was easier after I cut it. 1.00

00:30:56.000 Absolutely.

00:30:57.000 Let's, let's go back to the collars though.

00:30:58.000 What does, uh, do we, do we hit it?

00:30:59.000 Jim Carrey has it down.

00:31:00.000 That's why he has his hair so tight to his head all the time. 0.84

00:31:03.000 Cause all that physical comedy and I, maybe it's the same thing with boobs. 0.58

00:31:06.000 I don't know.

00:31:06.000 I don't know if you turn really fast.

00:31:07.000 Uh, yeah, I mean, that, that seems fine.

00:31:14.000 It's a complicated question, so I'm sure.

00:31:17.000 You guys answered it pretty well. Well, what's I mean you can say what's their rationale like what

00:31:21.000 would they would they say that well the reason is because like yeah we're like we can't take 0.98

00:31:26.000 risks with government secrets we can take risks with whatever the fuck you're doing. 0.98

00:31:29.000 Yeah probably. Yeah they don't care but they care more about the state than they 0.99

00:31:33.000 care about the individual. I think you've got to protect the government first.

00:31:37.000 I mean, you know, that's the continuity of government is the key to the country's success.

00:31:37.000 Yeah.

00:31:44.000 Cause that's the easy thing to just say, Hey, no more TikTok for the government.

00:31:47.000 Thanks for calling in.

00:31:47.000 All right, man.

00:31:48.000 Maybe don't do the restrict that because that sounds dangerous.

00:31:52.000 No one's signed onto it since March 29th.

00:31:52.000 Yeah.

00:31:54.000 Oh, sorry.

00:31:56.000 Anyways.

00:31:56.000 Right on, man.

00:31:57.000 Thanks, man.

00:31:57.000 Thanks for calling.

00:31:58.000 Protect the government. 1.00

00:32:00.000 Fuck yes. 1.00

00:32:01.000 It's an ongoing conversation, this TikTok thing. 1.00

00:32:04.000 Doc Hubert.

00:32:05.000 Doc Hubert.

00:32:06.000 Yeah, let's roll that.

00:32:08.000 What's good?

00:32:10.000 Hey, glad to be back.

00:32:11.000 Noah Sanders here.

00:32:13.000 I've got a question for Tim.

00:32:15.000 So a coffee shop is only going to be busy for so many hours out of the day.

00:32:19.000 Have you had any consideration of using the New Brick and Mortar location as a comedy or music venue?

00:32:24.000 Yes.

00:32:25.000 So we can support more talented people who don't hate us?

00:32:29.000 There's going to be a stage, but it can reasonably fit maybe 50-75 people.

00:32:36.000 So it won't be the biggest venue.

00:32:38.000 It's not that big.

00:32:42.000 It's got a second and third floor, so there's a decent amount of square footage.

00:32:44.000 I think it's like 9,000 or 10,000.

00:32:46.000 But it's split into threes, so you can only do so much with it.

00:32:49.000 What floor are you putting the stage on?

00:32:51.000 First, in the coffee shop.

00:32:52.000 That's cool.

00:32:52.000 Then we gotta build the bar, so we're figuring out where everything's gonna go.

00:32:56.000 But there will be a small stage for small performances, not like big band stuff, but

00:33:00.000 you can do small band stuff and you can do stand-up comedy.

00:33:02.000 So we'll probably do a lot of comedy.

00:33:04.000 Yeah, we'll just have you guys come in and figure it out for us.

00:33:07.000 Book all your friends.

00:33:09.000 I also think it may be an open mic deal for the customers and for the members that might

00:33:16.000 be coming through or that are in town.

00:33:18.000 I think that would also be a good way to drive in people on a weeknight.

00:33:22.000 Absolutely!

00:33:22.000 I love open mic nights.

00:33:24.000 You know, I'll even come down.

00:33:25.000 Yeah, sounds good.

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:27.000 Oh, that'd be great to see.

00:33:29.000 Yeah, we'll do big stuff.

00:33:30.000 We'll have these guys.

00:33:31.000 Coffee shop is a cool idea, though.

00:33:33.000 That's the best way to, because it is.

00:33:35.000 It's like you kind of are like buying property, right?

00:33:37.000 Like, yeah, the thing.

00:33:38.000 And then, yeah, like, no, that's that's that's our buddy is his whole model, right?

00:33:41.000 Yeah.

00:33:42.000 Right on, man.

00:33:44.000 Anything else?

00:33:46.000 Uh, nope.

00:33:47.000 Just, uh, I can't wait to see Ryan next week in Atlanta.

00:33:51.000 Me and my brother are gonna go see you Friday night.

00:33:53.000 Yeah.

00:33:53.000 Hell yeah!

00:33:53.000 Atlanta!

00:33:53.000 We're really excited about that.

00:33:55.000 That's great, dude.

00:33:56.000 Come say hi.

00:33:57.000 Chris from Brooklyn's coming, too.

00:33:58.000 So, yeah.

00:33:59.000 Come say hi.

00:33:59.000 That'll be sick.

00:34:00.000 Alright. 0.77

00:34:01.000 Hell yeah.

00:34:01.000 Will do.

00:34:02.000 Right on, man.

00:34:02.000 Thanks.

00:34:02.000 Thank y'all so much.

00:34:03.000 Thanks for calling.

00:34:05.000 Later, Doc.

00:34:05.000 Let's see.

00:34:06.000 We got, uh, Not Adams tweets.

00:34:09.000 You're on the air.

00:34:10.000 What's good?

00:34:12.000 Howdy, y'all.

00:34:13.000 Howdy, dude.

00:34:14.000 Howdy.

00:34:16.000 My question was for Ryan and Danny too, I guess.

00:34:20.000 I guess.

00:34:21.000 I guess.

00:34:23.000 You were good too.

00:34:24.000 That's what you were good too.

00:34:25.000 Can't figure out what we should talk.

00:34:33.000 You're live right there.

00:34:34.000 We can hear you.

00:34:38.000 But now you're muted if you're talking.

00:34:39.000 There you go.

00:34:40.000 We were just on a second ago.

00:34:41.000 Okay.

00:34:43.000 Now you figured it out.

00:34:44.000 Yup.

00:34:46.000 So basically, I know you're in New York for the comedy scene, but with how bad the cities are being shown to be getting, how bad would it have to actually get for you to finally leave and where would you end up going?

00:34:56.000 It's funny, like, I was actually thinking of this in the context, because this is like, people always kind of talk about this, and there is like, it's kind of like, when I went to high school, there was like, you know, multiple shootings, and it was like, you know, people were always getting jumped, and then like, we had security guards, and like, you would go through a metal detector before I went to my school, and I really thought nothing of it, because it was just very regular.

00:35:16.000 Literally, until something happens to you, you're like, it's fine.

00:35:19.000 To me, I don't like see as I, to be honest, the only time I like you see like all the homeless stuff and it's like kind of gross sometimes there'd be like see shit on the sidewalk or whatever like that.

00:35:31.000 But like my experience is like there's cool bars.

00:35:33.000 Like it's the center for comedy clubs.

00:35:35.000 Like I love going to comedy clubs.

00:35:36.000 Like it's the where all the comedians are.

00:35:38.000 I mean, I can tell you that we don't personally know.

00:35:41.000 I know one person who's been like all the people I know in New York who have ever been a victim of any crime.

00:35:46.000 Well, I think, so it just isn't like, yeah, you're right.

00:35:48.000 We know a guy though.

00:35:49.000 You know a comedian. 0.97

00:35:50.000 He was on the bathhouse last night and he was, uh, this woman was getting raped at like two in the morning.

00:35:54.000 This is probably like 10 years ago.

00:35:56.000 He, he talks about this on, uh, this is not happening.

00:35:58.000 It's on YouTube, but he was on a subway platform and basically intervened for this woman who's getting raped at like four in the morning while on a subway platform.

00:36:06.000 And the guy literally slashed his face, like, he has a huge scar.

00:36:11.000 Because he, like, intervened to, like, stop this woman.

00:36:13.000 And the guy got away.

00:36:14.000 And his eyes, like, all messed up.

00:36:15.000 No, his eyes aren't messed up.

00:36:16.000 You're talking about Alex.

00:36:18.000 That's who I am thinking of.

00:36:19.000 That happened to him, too.

00:36:20.000 No, that's this guy in Vancouver where, you know, someone broke into his house thinking that it was someone else's house.

00:36:25.000 And thought it was a drug guy who owed him money and smashed his face with a hammer.

00:36:29.000 And he lost his eye.

00:36:30.000 But this is in Canada.

00:36:32.000 This is in Canada.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, but the bottom line is, it's just not my day-to-day experience.

00:36:36.000 My experience is, I Uber to my studio, then we do our podcast, we go film stuff, then I go to comedy clubs and then I go to comedy clubs. 0.97

00:36:45.000 You guys get groped and women taking pictures of your asses all the time, but it's so normal that you don't complain about it. 0.99

00:36:51.000 That is true. 0.99

00:36:53.000 I guess we are like, Privileged, you might want to say, but like we live in Manhattan.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, like someone who's like, yeah, I live in East New York.

00:36:59.000 Their reality is- We don't live in Harlem.

00:37:01.000 Much different than, you know.

00:37:03.000 Like the worst thing you guys have to worry about is like maybe like Antifa showing up and then mercilessly beating you in the street.

00:37:08.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 But that's only, that's only summers, the summers during election years.

00:37:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:13.000 Exactly.

00:37:14.000 It's not as bad as I would.

00:37:15.000 I always say, what are you optimizing for?

00:37:18.000 Like if the thing I needed to do, like the city being more rough, wouldn't affect me one way or the other.

00:37:23.000 If like I had plans, like, Hey, I'm like, I want to do this and this is the best city to do it.

00:37:27.000 I think that's the reason I would make all my decisions.

00:37:30.000 I would probably not, you know, there might be like money reasons where I'm like, Oh, it's like this tax stuff's too high or shit like that.

00:37:35.000 But like, I don't think I'd make my decisions based on like being dangerous.

00:37:39.000 Like if anything, it's more dangerous to be there.

00:37:43.000 Remember cuz maybe we're lucky cuz we're like larger but our friend Gavin Matz He was walking to the stand like two months ago and some guy robbed him for 20 bucks.

00:37:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:51.000 Yeah, so there's a point No, he didn't even have show a weapon.

00:37:55.000 He just was like, I'm going and he was like, I have 20 bucks What would happen if like you let me let me know you're like you're walking down, New York And then some dude walks up to you and he's like I motherfucker. 1.00

00:38:06.000 Give me all your money and you go gay. 1.00

00:38:08.000 Yeah What do you think they would do? 1.00

00:38:12.000 That is a good strategy.

00:38:13.000 I would run the fastest I've ever run in my life in any scenario like that.

00:38:17.000 Yeah, they don't really chase. 0.96

00:38:19.000 Nah, they're usually just... You gotta be like, gay? 1.00

00:38:22.000 Gay? 1.00

00:38:22.000 And they're like, your money, bitch! 1.00

00:38:24.000 No English. 1.00

00:38:25.000 No English?

00:38:26.000 You give me money?

00:38:28.000 You give me your money?

00:38:30.000 You want to give me money?

00:38:31.000 I go, no, no, I don't need your money.

00:38:34.000 Other people are like, I don't need your money.

00:38:36.000 Thank you, sir.

00:38:37.000 Yeah, just what kind of person you are.

00:38:38.000 And then the guy gets really depressed.

00:38:40.000 He's like, man, I'm just trying to take the money from you.

00:38:43.000 What don't you understand? 0.98

00:38:44.000 I'm a loser even at robbing people. 0.98

00:38:47.000 And then you hug the guy and he cries. 0.92

00:38:51.000 You must have lived in some rough, like you've lived in cities, right? 0.99

00:38:54.000 Yeah, that's why I got the fuck out. 0.98

00:38:56.000 Did you find that you felt unsafe? 0.99

00:39:03.000 Yes, but you don't care.

00:39:04.000 Yeah, that's how I feel.

00:39:08.000 You don't walk down a dark alley at night, you don't use the ATM if it's dark out, you avoid certain streets and alleys, and when the gunshots go off, you lie flat on the ground until it clears.

00:39:19.000 And then you're just like, this happens all the time.

00:39:21.000 Yeah, so there's good parts and bad parts of it.

00:39:23.000 When I was in high school, I should say high school age, because I didn't go to high school, there was a fight.

00:39:28.000 And then, it's a fucking hilarious story, like everybody from the school walks two blocks to the east 0.82

00:39:35.000 to have the fight away from the school grounds. 0.99

00:39:37.000 Yeah.

00:39:37.000 And then there's a big ring of people, and they're all in the middle of the street

00:39:40.000 on a residential street.

00:39:43.000 They're fighting.

00:39:44.000 One dude just cranks it, knocks the other guy down, who falls down, hits the ground.

00:39:49.000 And then the other guy starts going like, yeah.

00:39:51.000 The guy on the ground reaches under a car and pulls out a two by four, gets up. 0.99

00:39:55.000 And goes, all right, bitch, you wanna go? 1.00

00:39:57.000 And then he bangs it on the ground twice. 1.00

00:39:59.000 And then the other guy goes, we said no weapons, motherfucker. 1.00

00:40:01.000 And then he pulls out a gun. 1.00

00:40:02.000 And then someone goes, strap!

00:40:04.000 And then everybody runs.

00:40:05.000 What is strip, man?

00:40:06.000 Strap.

00:40:07.000 Strap.

00:40:08.000 Yeah.

00:40:08.000 And then my friend was laughing his ass off.

00:40:10.000 He was like, did you hear what he said? 0.99

00:40:13.000 He was like, that black woman was yelling strap! 0.96

00:40:16.000 Like, that's Chicago for you.

00:40:18.000 That's me 14 years old in Chicago.

00:40:19.000 That's what a high school fight was like.

00:40:20.000 I remember, yeah, what he's saying is like, they were a big fight like that.

00:40:24.000 And the one guy pushed a guy and he was a big Colombian guy.

00:40:26.000 And then he pushed him and a wrench fell out of his sleeve.

00:40:29.000 And the other guy goes, oh, you've got the wrench now!

00:40:33.000 Oh, you've got the wrench now!

00:40:35.000 It's a legendary line at our high school.

00:40:38.000 Oh, you've got the wrench now!

00:40:40.000 I kind of have the perfect contrast because I live in a small, City, kind of, but I live, like, right next to a huge one.

00:40:48.000 So... Where do you live?

00:40:49.000 Seeing the, like, going into the big city and seeing, like, people pissing on the street and sleeping on the street and sleeping and... Fun for a night.

00:40:56.000 ...the violence and the robberies and shootings and stuff, it makes me completely want to stay out of it.

00:41:00.000 Ryan wants to know where your house is so he can come over.

00:41:02.000 Address, please.

00:41:02.000 Yeah, what's your address?

00:41:04.000 Well, uh, Danny, you actually DM'd me.

00:41:07.000 I DM'd you, and you talked about coming over here towards the Omaha area.

00:41:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:11.000 Oh, we did the funny bone there.

00:41:12.000 The funny bone, yeah.

00:41:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:15.000 Oh, Nebraska?

00:41:16.000 We did the funny bone in Omaha.

00:41:18.000 That's where that bar owner was defending the life of his dad and went to jail for it and then killed himself.

00:41:24.000 Yeah, basically with that situation, everybody in this whole area, just all over Facebook, they were calling him racist and a Nazi and they started doing conspiracy theories about the names of his bars.

00:41:36.000 Put Nazi symbolism in them because they had lines and stuff like that. 0.99

00:41:40.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:41:40.000 You know what's really crazy? 0.99

00:41:41.000 Sorry, a little off topic, but the fact that in the last week there have been two different cases of some kid who goes to the wrong address and gets killed.

00:41:48.000 Yeah, a girl and a boy.

00:41:50.000 A girl and the guy, but then there was a girl. 0.62

00:41:52.000 She literally pulled into a driveway.

00:41:53.000 The guy shot the car. 0.96

00:41:54.000 And the guy literally just like saw a car pulling into his driveway and goes, I'm just going to kill the person driving it. 0.98

00:41:59.000 That's crazy! 1.00

00:42:00.000 These stories are always bullshit and they're always missing context. 1.00

00:42:04.000 Yeah, what happened with that one? 0.99

00:42:06.000 That story was the guy had a problem with trespassers and had apparently put up signs or issued warnings that he would attack trespassers at this point, which is wrong.

00:42:15.000 I'm just saying it's not- That's it?

00:42:17.000 Right.

00:42:17.000 I'm not saying the story is- Not that much context.

00:42:20.000 But people are saying, a woman randomly jumped into this guy's house, so he shot her.

00:42:23.000 It's like, actually, a guy who was plagued by trespassers on his land shot her.

00:42:27.000 It's a little bit different.

00:42:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I'm saying, like, she didn't even get out of her car.

00:42:30.000 Like, I've, you know, sometimes you're, like, turning around, you go, you just find a, I've done that.

00:42:33.000 But also, also, this isn't, I don't believe the man's intention was to kill.

00:42:39.000 He fired a 12-gauge and happened to have struck her, killing her. 0.95

00:42:43.000 I mean, if I shoot something, I'm expecting to kill it. 1.00

00:42:46.000 The point is, there's a guy going, I'm gonna kill this motherfucker, and a guy being like, these goddamn motherfuckers, and then firing at a car, not thinking it's gonna kill anybody. 1.00

00:42:55.000 It's stupid, it's wrong, and he's responsible for the death. 1.00

00:42:57.000 I'm just saying, understanding the full details of what happened... That didn't seem like that much more detail. 1.00

00:43:02.000 But the narrative people are spreading around is that he, like, Just saw the screen and tried to kill her.

00:43:09.000 I thought it was like there's someone on my property.

00:43:11.000 I kind of thought it was that.

00:43:12.000 And then the kid, Ralph Yarle, was trying to enter the house.

00:43:16.000 That one, I can understand being like an old man and like you don't see people very often and all of a sudden someone just like is trying to get into your house and then whatever.

00:43:24.000 I don't know, I heard he went inside that.

00:43:28.000 That one, I'm like, I more see.

00:43:29.000 I'm like, I don't get like, I could see like an old person I know being like, staring at a gun.

00:43:34.000 What I don't see is them like coming outside and shooting a car.

00:43:36.000 The thing is, I've never entered a house accidentally because I was at the wrong place, but I definitely pulled into someone's driveway to turn around.

00:43:44.000 I had a guy get in my car once. 0.99

00:43:47.000 I was in Chicago, and I was parked on the side waiting for a friend, and a guy gets in my car and then sits down, and then I go, what the fuck? 0.97

00:43:58.000 And he goes, uh, Uber? 0.99

00:43:59.000 And I was like, fuck no! 0.99

00:44:01.000 I've been the guy getting in the wrong car. 0.99

00:44:04.000 I had that happen to me in Liberty Village area, which is kind of like this grimy area in Toronto.

00:44:09.000 And this was before... Not that grimy.

00:44:10.000 No, no, no.

00:44:10.000 This is like 10 years ago, before Uber.

00:44:13.000 We're basically near Dufferin and King.

00:44:15.000 And this guy literally got in my car.

00:44:17.000 I was out of light.

00:44:18.000 And the guy just got in my car.

00:44:21.000 Uber didn't exist at this point. 0.99

00:44:22.000 He thought you were screwed. 0.94

00:44:23.000 And he's like, I'm just going to catch a ride. 0.99

00:44:25.000 And I was like, what?

00:44:26.000 I'm like, no, get out.

00:44:28.000 And he was like, really?

00:44:30.000 But he was like a really like, he was like a junkie or something.

00:44:32.000 He was like, he's like, I was like, hold on, man.

00:44:34.000 I swear to God.

00:44:35.000 He just got in my front seat.

00:44:37.000 He opened my door and he just got in.

00:44:39.000 Oh, I'm actually here.

00:44:39.000 I'm, I'm parking right now.

00:44:41.000 But I was out of light.

00:44:42.000 It was like, yeah, I'm parking right there across the street, buddy.

00:44:44.000 Like this is this where I'm getting off.

00:44:45.000 Yeah.

00:44:46.000 And honestly, I was like, and then he just like got out and I was like, what just happened?

00:44:50.000 You know what you should have done?

00:44:51.000 You should have went, okay.

00:44:56.000 No Uber, no taxi.

00:44:59.000 So do you just lock your doors every time, neurotically now?

00:45:03.000 I don't drive anymore, but- Neurotically, lock your doors!

00:45:05.000 Yeah, yeah, but honestly, I was like, what is going on? 0.98

00:45:08.000 There was a story apparently in Chicago where a firefighter was in his car and his window was rolled down and a guy walked up at a red light, put the gun to his chest and said, get the fuck out of the car. 0.96

00:45:17.000 He slammed the gas and the guy went, pop pop, killed him. 0.98

00:45:20.000 Oh, he thought he was gonna pull like a move to get away? 0.92

00:45:23.000 No, the guy just said, you're dead.

00:45:25.000 You didn't do what I said.

00:45:26.000 No, but the guy in the car thought like, oh, I'll get away, like I'm unprepared.

00:45:30.000 Well, there's a lot of people who are just like, yeah, you're not taking my car.

00:45:32.000 There's another story that I only know from third hand or second hand.

00:45:36.000 Give them your car, yeah.

00:45:37.000 So where I lived, there was a party about a mile east.

00:45:41.000 And some people who were going to the party, it was a car with like four people in it.

00:45:44.000 Pulled up, I guess to like roll a joint or something.

00:45:47.000 So one block over, but they didn't realize they parked in front of a dealer's house.

00:45:51.000 The dealer walks up and taps on the window, what you want? 1.00

00:45:53.000 And they said, fuck off. 1.00

00:45:54.000 And he goes, the fuck you say to me? 1.00

00:45:55.000 I said, fuck off. 1.00

00:45:56.000 And he goes, bang, bang into the car and just killed the dude in the passenger seat. 1.00

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:45:59.000 I mean, something happened like that in the last couple of days where there was some woman in Louisiana, actually, she just like was in the wrong neighborhood and some drug dealers were like, I thought that there's the same car as someone who had shot at them.

00:46:11.000 Yup, you die. 0.94

00:46:12.000 Killed her. 0.98

00:46:13.000 So that's what bothers me about that Ralph Yarl stories. 0.54

00:46:16.000 It's not news.

00:46:16.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 It's like, it's sad.

00:46:18.000 I actually agree with that.

00:46:19.000 Yeah.

00:46:20.000 Well, and also like the girl who happens, the girl who got shot is because it was like literally the same race of people.

00:46:26.000 They're like, there's no story here.

00:46:27.000 And then there was the little, the little girl who's basketball bounced into the neighbor's driveway.

00:46:30.000 So he came out and shot the little girl and the mom.

00:46:33.000 What?

00:46:33.000 When was that?

00:46:34.000 Today?

00:46:35.000 It's another, another story.

00:46:36.000 That's all right.

00:46:36.000 So what happened?

00:46:37.000 What happened to that one?

00:46:39.000 That's it, you shot a little girl. 1.00

00:46:43.000 The shit we're seeing in Chicago, it's getting scary. 1.00

00:46:46.000 What the state senator said is that Chicago's a mess. 1.00

00:46:48.000 This mob of black teenagers were protesting segregation. 1.00

00:46:50.000 That's why they were going around smashing up neighborhoods and beating a white woman and all that shit. 1.00

00:46:54.000 Yeah, did you see the incoming mayor of Chicago being like, A buddy of mine who's in Seattle told me that there was a, you know, they have like the homeless encampments. 0.98

00:47:10.000 So basically they had all these homeless people that were living in, but they had like the prime real estate.

00:47:15.000 So it was like a real nice encampment.

00:47:16.000 They had a place that had like the plug in their generator, like they were cooking.

00:47:19.000 Right.

00:47:20.000 And then there was maybe like, then all the other homeless people came and too many homeless people were coming their encampment.

00:47:25.000 So the homeless people pooled their money together and hired a bouncer.

00:47:29.000 So they basically created like, they kicked it.

00:47:31.000 Yeah.

00:47:31.000 They had a security guard in their homeless encampment kicking out other homeless people.

00:47:35.000 And he was like, it was like South Park, like, but that's apparently like actually what's going on.

00:47:39.000 Like, cause they're like, yeah, they had the best homeless spot and they hired a

00:47:43.000 bouncer to be like formation of government.

00:47:45.000 That is like this natural organization of things.

00:47:50.000 We just leave people to this stuff.

00:47:52.000 And then they, and yeah, yeah.

00:47:54.000 The other people were like, well, it's our stuff too.

00:47:56.000 And they were like, you know what?

00:47:57.000 We need to elect somebody in charge of this homeless property. 0.95

00:48:00.000 Yeah.

00:48:00.000 So I guess to answer your question, Ryan, you're staying in New York.

00:48:04.000 I think New York is like as much shit as it gets, and I don't feel this way for L.A. 0.99

00:48:09.000 I feel like L.A. 1.00

00:48:10.000 is kind of a depressing city.

00:48:11.000 I think that like New York is like a cool city in like a romantic way and not to be like corny.

00:48:16.000 It's cool, just quality of life's not the best, but it is a very cool city. 0.91

00:48:19.000 It's gonna be real funny when like shit it's the fan and you guys are like in loincloths fighting other New Yorkers. 0.83

00:48:25.000 Yeah, I'm going back to Canada. 0.99

00:48:26.000 I don't know what you think about that.

00:48:27.000 I find it fascinating.

00:48:28.000 You just like, you devolve, you lose the ability to speak properly, we see you- We're not poor!

00:48:33.000 And you're like, hunched over with a stick, and you're like- Ryan!

00:48:36.000 Ryan, what happened to you?

00:48:37.000 Ryan!

00:48:39.000 Tim!

00:48:40.000 Beans!

00:48:40.000 Tim!

00:48:41.000 Sounds like my mom.

00:48:43.000 Aren't you gonna be worried?

00:48:44.000 All that crime?

00:48:46.000 No, I mean, it's like one of the coolest cities in the world, man.

00:48:50.000 Like, it just, you know, every positive comes with a negative.

00:48:54.000 It's like, cram eight million people in a tiny little island.

00:48:58.000 It's like, it's gonna get wild.

00:48:59.000 And then on top of that, obviously there is a component, whereas like all the policies make it worse or whatever.

00:49:03.000 My favorite thing about it is we put up these billboards in Times Square, and then we went to go check them out.

00:49:08.000 We like flew the crew down, people on the billboards, and that morning some guy walked up to a woman and just slashed her.

00:49:13.000 It's like, For no reason.

00:49:14.000 Slashing's a big deal.

00:49:15.000 That's scary, yeah.

00:49:18.000 Slashing actually stresses me out.

00:49:19.000 What if, like, you know, like, what if they slash you?

00:49:23.000 Slashing stresses me out.

00:49:23.000 That's the only one where that stresses me out.

00:49:25.000 People were calling me crazy when I moved to New York.

00:49:26.000 I was like, I'd be at the gym watching news and they're like, another face slashing on Union Square.

00:49:30.000 He's the reason.

00:49:31.000 He was talking about it.

00:49:32.000 No, because it's like, I didn't know face slashing was, like, a thing.

00:49:35.000 What if it happened in Ireland in 1920?

00:49:38.000 Like, guys, if they slash your face, your careers are over.

00:49:41.000 Or they're better.

00:49:42.000 You guys ever heard of Ann Choi on Orchard Street?

00:49:46.000 It's the best, I think it's- Chinese food?

00:49:49.000 No, Vietnamese food.

00:49:50.000 Get the pho. 0.99

00:49:51.000 It's fucking phenomenal. 0.95

00:49:53.000 There's a Venezuelan restaurant where they actually take the arepa and they take the avocado and the chicken, they mash it up and they stick it in, they put the cheese on top. 0.98

00:50:01.000 Well, if you guys take like a train and a plane, there's probably a good restaurant somewhere.

00:50:07.000 We might have to go to New York for like a week of shows or something.

00:50:10.000 There's some big shows, some big political commentators that want to have me on in various cities.

00:50:15.000 I think you'd see, like, feel the magic a little if you kind of just went to the other places.

00:50:19.000 There's some big shows, some big political commentators that want to have me on in various

00:50:24.000 cities, so we're like... Oh, do a New York one.

00:50:26.000 There's a New York one and there's an LA one we're considering, so we might end up...

00:50:29.000 Cool.

00:50:30.000 I'm all in, man. 0.97

00:50:30.000 But we might, what I would probably do is maybe like Jersey, just stay the fuck away from New York. 0.97

00:50:35.000 We should go to New York. 0.90

00:50:36.000 I think that it might be smart, like for a million reasons.

00:50:40.000 Like, I don't think it's going to hurt your draw that much.

00:50:42.000 Like, you know what I mean?

00:50:43.000 And on top of that, it's like, you'll get a way better venue.

00:50:45.000 No, you're saying stay in Jersey.

00:50:47.000 We're going to do our show normal at night, but I need to be in New York so that I can go on a Wednesday and do a live in studio show.

00:50:53.000 Oh, but you'll stay in New Jersey.

00:50:54.000 But we'll be in New Jersey for the week, just doing a normal IRL show in a pop-up studio.

00:50:59.000 Oh, yeah, totally.

00:51:00.000 Yeah, no, I wouldn't do a New York venue. 1.00

00:51:02.000 Fuck those people. 1.00

00:51:02.000 They did the vax mandates. 1.00

00:51:04.000 They all deserve to go out of business, as far as I'm concerned.

00:51:06.000 Live from the south.

00:51:07.000 Anyway, I think we answered the question.

00:51:10.000 We did.

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, we answered the question.

00:51:13.000 But that is, it's not, it is a big thing that people ask.

00:51:15.000 Yeah, they're like, why the hell do you live there?

00:51:17.000 Right on, man.

00:51:18.000 Thanks for coming in.

00:51:19.000 Boys, boys, boys, and let's make Canada America.

00:51:23.000 I want to see you guys do a collab with Seamus.

00:51:25.000 Seamus Coughlin.

00:51:26.000 Yeah.

00:51:27.000 Where does he live now?

00:51:29.000 I don't know.

00:51:29.000 He's going to be here on Sunday.

00:51:31.000 Normally I think he's out of Georgia.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, but he's going to be here.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, he was going to do a cartoon at one point.

00:51:35.000 I think I was going to do one of the voices for him or something.

00:51:37.000 Or didn't you do a voice for something?

00:51:38.000 I did, yeah.

00:51:38.000 I did the voice last time I was here.

00:51:39.000 Remember?

00:51:40.000 We did some voices for the... Yeah, you were Roberto.

00:51:43.000 Yeah, Roberto.

00:51:44.000 And then I was Roberto Jr.

00:51:45.000 Yeah, that was really good.

00:51:47.000 That was fun.

00:51:47.000 That's sort of a collab that you did.

00:51:49.000 Yeah, he's Roberto and I was Roberto Jr.

00:51:52.000 in the fight.

00:51:52.000 So, it's 11 o'clock.

00:51:54.000 You guys got one more caller?

00:51:55.000 You want to wrap it?

00:51:56.000 No, that's it.

00:51:56.000 We're wrapped.

00:51:58.000 Thanks for hanging out.

00:51:59.000 Yeah, thanks for having us.

00:52:00.000 Thank you, as always.

00:52:01.000 I don't normally close the show out like that.

00:52:03.000 Thank you, members.

00:52:04.000 That's right.

00:52:05.000 Thank you, members, for being members.

00:52:06.000 Thank the boys for hanging out with the boys.

00:52:09.000 The boys!

00:52:10.000 The boys!

00:52:11.000 We're doing Poker with the Boys.

00:52:12.000 It's a show we're launching, so we're looking forward to having you guys on.

00:52:15.000 Are you?

00:52:15.000 Poker with the Boys cast?

00:52:17.000 It's called Poker with the Boys.

00:52:18.000 That's cool.

00:52:20.000 We're working on it.

00:52:21.000 I'll say one last thing.

00:52:25.000 Poker's illegal in West Virginia, but online poker is legal.

00:52:29.000 So I'm talking to the state, and I'm like, what if I set up a poker table, and instead of cards and chips, we gave everyone a tablet?

00:52:35.000 And then you get this, like, tablet at your seat.

00:52:37.000 Technically, yeah.

00:52:38.000 And then your cards are digital, and your chips are digital, and it's over the internet.

00:52:42.000 And they were like, I think that's legal. 1.00

00:52:44.000 And I'm like, well, fuck it! 0.99

00:52:46.000 So, alright, everybody, thanks for hanging out. 0.99

00:52:48.000 We'll wrap it up here, and we got a fun show tomorrow night with a... I think I should just say it, I guess.

00:52:53.000 I think Milo Yiannopoulos is here.

00:52:55.000 We had a big Destiny debate recently.

00:53:00.000 It was great.

00:53:01.000 So tomorrow will be fun and then we're hanging out with Mark Pellegrino in the morning so that'll be fun too.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - April 23, 2023

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