Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL #184 - SCOTUS REJECTS Trump 20 State Suit, Alex Jones And Michael Malice RETURN

00:00:00.000 The Supreme Court has unceremoniously rejected the Texas lawsuit supported by 20 other states against four states that would effectively have overturned the election.

00:00:11.000 That's the news for the night.

00:00:12.000 Thanks for tuning in, everybody.

00:00:13.000 Now let's talk about aliens.

00:00:14.000 Alex Jones is joining me and Michael Malice.

00:00:16.000 I'm kidding, we will talk about the SCOTUS stuff, but yes.

00:00:19.000 Alex Jones is here.

00:00:20.000 Michael Malice has returned.

00:00:21.000 They've both returned with a vengeance because the last podcast we did got removed.

00:00:25.000 And I said, as soon as it got removed, I was like, I hit both.

00:00:30.000 I reached out to Alex and Michael and said, can you come back on immediately?

00:00:33.000 And this is the soonest we were able to make it work.

00:00:36.000 So he wanted me on a few days later.

00:00:37.000 I'm like, absolutely.

00:00:38.000 I gotta leave town because I didn't have babysitters.

00:00:40.000 But here we are.

00:00:40.000 And it's a lot of fun.

00:00:42.000 That was amazing last time, and I don't have a toothache today, so I am a little bit better than last time.

00:00:47.000 So thanks for having me.

00:00:48.000 Yeah, right on.

00:00:48.000 And Michael, of course, singing out.

00:00:50.000 Thanks for having me.

00:00:51.000 Yes!

00:00:52.000 I am a gorilla. 1.00

00:00:54.000 Murder yourselves. 1.00

00:00:56.000 What is that from?

00:00:57.000 It's a meme they made of us in that video.

00:00:59.000 Oh, they did?

00:00:59.000 It was really funny.

00:01:00.000 There's also a picture of you going like this with a tinfoil hat.

00:01:03.000 Oh my gosh.

00:01:06.000 So earlier, I think Luke posted this photo.

00:01:08.000 We had Alex stand in front of the green screen for a few minutes just Saying whatever so we have I'm gonna do it again later cuz I think what you were saying I thought I had to do something as I'm too dense.

00:01:17.000 You're like later No, no, we got some good stuff.

00:01:18.000 It's you doing different poses then I got it.

00:01:20.000 So I was a little bit Andreas was chillin over he wants to make videos of like music videos of you dancing and stuff Can I ask you one question?

00:01:26.000 Because you do the live streams.

00:01:27.000 I've been kicked off YouTube for a few years, so I get to live vicariously through you.

00:01:30.000 I watch your show all the time.

00:01:31.000 I knew Radowsky was here.

00:01:32.000 I've been watching him all week at your house.

00:01:34.000 But I'm sitting there trying to figure this out.

00:01:36.000 It had 900,000 and something views that night.

00:01:39.000 The next day, it was still 900,000 views.

00:01:41.000 Then it goes to like 1,000,003,000 and then goes away.

00:01:44.000 So how does that work when you obviously we had 3 or 4 million views?

00:01:47.000 We actually had a total of like 2.3 million.

00:01:49.000 Is that right?

00:01:49.000 Yeah, 2.3 million.

00:01:51.000 So I feel like Newsmax.

00:01:53.000 But Newsmax wishes they had that.

00:01:56.000 Their top show is at 200,000.

00:01:58.000 I'm not knocking them, but that's what I'm saying.

00:02:00.000 You guys are like, oh, YouTube, don't ban us.

00:02:02.000 We worship you. 0.99

00:02:02.000 The goddamn show's got millions of viewers. 0.99

00:02:04.000 It's bigger than Tucker Carlson. 1.00

00:02:06.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:02:06.000 They've got us eating out of their hand when we bring the whole game to them.

00:02:11.000 I don't think they care.

00:02:12.000 I think they want to be Netflix.

00:02:14.000 They want us to sit here.

00:02:16.000 Bourgeois respectability.

00:02:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:19.000 And listen, when they just issued this, YouTube made this ruling where they said you can't make claims about Trump and fraud or whatever, the report they put out was actually about their advertisers.

00:02:28.000 They didn't care about fraud or anything.

00:02:29.000 They're just like, look advertisers, we're doing really nice for you.

00:02:32.000 Please don't pull your ads off our platform.

00:02:34.000 No, and I agree.

00:02:34.000 So we had a discussion before we went live, which I don't even want to go into because I want to move on from the election and cover other stuff.

00:02:40.000 Because I'm typecast to always only cover the current political stuff.

00:02:43.000 I'd rather cover the big classic conspiracy stuff.

00:02:45.000 We're going to do that tonight.

00:02:46.000 Aliens.

00:02:47.000 This is processed.

00:02:48.000 Texas filed a suit saying that the legislatures of these other five states did not pass a law to take mail-in ballots and so it was mute.

00:02:57.000 Well, the Supreme Court just threw it out.

00:02:59.000 Big defeat of Trump.

00:03:00.000 We should be able to look at that, give our opinion.

00:03:02.000 Does it mean we're the Supreme Court?

00:03:04.000 And that's it.

00:03:04.000 Everyone knows it's our opinion.

00:03:06.000 Let the public judge that.

00:03:07.000 But then we're all pins and needles.

00:03:08.000 Well, I mean, do we say it's a fraud?

00:03:10.000 We say it's not.

00:03:10.000 No, there's no been proven fraud in a court.

00:03:14.000 That's true.

00:03:15.000 So, but again, how do we not even like walk around on eggshells around the edge of that?

00:03:18.000 You can't even give your personal opinion.

00:03:21.000 Well, I mean, you can, but if it's an unacceptable opinion, you're gone.

00:03:25.000 So they pulled down Scott Adams.

00:03:26.000 You guys see this?

00:03:27.000 No.

00:03:27.000 Scott Adams had his video pulled down.

00:03:29.000 I don't even know what he said.

00:03:30.000 But he's, look, he's got his bombastic moment.

00:03:33.000 He's very centrist, though.

00:03:34.000 But I think he's very calm.

00:03:36.000 He's pretty liberal.

00:03:37.000 Non-threatening.

00:03:38.000 Yeah, and tame.

00:03:39.000 They took one of his videos down, sent him an email saying, you're gone.

00:03:42.000 And that's the crazy part is, when they ban something you do, or they ban you, you never know what it is.

00:03:47.000 And then once they've banned you, I've experienced this, then they can say whatever they want.

00:03:51.000 Like, Jones won't quit saying this.

00:03:53.000 And most of the time, I never even said that.

00:03:55.000 But it doesn't matter.

00:03:56.000 I have no voice.

00:03:57.000 And so they can say it.

00:03:58.000 Let's give another example.

00:03:59.000 Sorry.

00:04:00.000 Like, Laura Loomer, right?

00:04:00.000 She got banned everywhere.

00:04:02.000 Like, she became the nominee for, I think, the 21st district in Florida.

00:04:05.000 The day she won the primary as the Republican nominee, they changed the rules.

00:04:09.000 And they didn't say, except for Laura Loomer, they said, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:12.000 And they frame it in such a way that you dig the road.

00:04:15.000 Right.

00:04:15.000 Just to have this person on the far side.

00:04:17.000 It's gerrymandered.

00:04:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:19.000 One thing they've consistently done.

00:04:20.000 That's exactly right.

00:04:21.000 They say that, oh, this person was manipulated using other accounts to manipulate things that they won't prove and you can't defend yourself against.

00:04:29.000 So I guess you can call it defamation, but it never gets anywhere.

00:04:33.000 Twitter just says, oh, we banned them because they were operating multiple accounts behind the scenes.

00:04:36.000 Well, exactly.

00:04:37.000 They call it, well, here's how the thing happens.

00:04:39.000 I know lots of people I talk to later go, yeah, I've been on your show before, but they banned my account saying I work for you.

00:04:45.000 I've only talked to you like twice.

00:04:46.000 So these people are getting banned because they're telling them you work for Alex Jones just because they promoted something I was doing.

00:04:52.000 It's very, very frightening.

00:04:53.000 But here's what's more frustrating.

00:04:54.000 I just want to say this up front.

00:04:57.000 I'm not running away from Trump, but the media acts like I got some bonanza supporting Trump.

00:05:02.000 I got sued, persecuted, and banned.

00:05:06.000 I'll have more listeners with Joe Biden then.

00:05:08.000 It's not like I'm like in some Trump cult, but they made me the Trump cult leader.

00:05:13.000 And so they won't let me not be that.

00:05:15.000 That's what I'm saying is... They made an example out of you.

00:05:17.000 Exactly.

00:05:17.000 Because you can to some extent afford it, but this is telling everyone else, you're next.

00:05:22.000 You stay in line.

00:05:23.000 Do you really want, do you want to be a hero?

00:05:25.000 You got a family.

00:05:26.000 You got kids.

00:05:27.000 We're going to come for his job.

00:05:29.000 That's it.

00:05:29.000 They 100% made me an example.

00:05:30.000 And what I'm telling people is in the process, I'm a tough guy.

00:05:32.000 I can handle it.

00:05:34.000 I was the formula for everybody else, where once they do platform you, they can, so let me give the threats for him.

00:05:40.000 It's not that you've been shut up.

00:05:41.000 It's that they can say whatever they want about you.

00:05:44.000 They can misquote you and you cannot respond.

00:05:46.000 You're like frozen in the Phantom Zone, like General Zod, and they're out flying around and whatever they want.

00:05:51.000 But at a certain point, check it out with this Hunter Biden stuff.

00:05:57.000 They suppressed the story heavily.

00:05:59.000 Oh, this really grinds my gears.

00:06:01.000 Are we allowed to go here?

00:06:03.000 Yeah, of course.

00:06:06.000 I snapped as much as Tim Pool can.

00:06:09.000 You know, I got mad because we went through Big Tech banning the story.

00:06:15.000 Twitter literally shut down the New York Post reporting on this huge story that Hunter Biden was crooked.

00:06:20.000 And these emails were coming out showing that even, like, Joe was facilitating this with the flight on Air Force Two.

00:06:26.000 And they say it's all fake news.

00:06:28.000 It's all Russian disinfo.

00:06:30.000 They refuse to report, refuse to cover it.

00:06:31.000 They don't debug any of it.

00:06:32.000 They just say it's not real.

00:06:33.000 And then one month after the election, what do they do?

00:06:35.000 What a politically explosive story we just just got out!

00:06:37.000 Attorney General blocked it.

00:06:39.000 It turns out Barr blocked it during the election.

00:06:42.000 Exactly.

00:06:43.000 And then it becomes, well, if it was real, average people, if it was real, how come I never heard about it?

00:06:47.000 Exactly.

00:06:47.000 But that's why... Well, you've heard the Hunter Biden tapes.

00:06:50.000 I mean, they don't deny they're real.

00:06:52.000 He's like, literally, I met with the head of communist Chinese intelligence.

00:06:56.000 The Southern District's going to indict me.

00:06:58.000 My daddy's scared.

00:06:59.000 I mean, these are real tapes.

00:07:01.000 And we're like, Twitter's like, it's fake, blocking it, and now it's all confirmed to be real.

00:07:04.000 And I'm going to put on my Alex Jones tinfoil hat.

00:07:07.000 You guys saw Project Veritas, James O'Keefe, Jeff Zucker was the head of CNN, they found his audio, they leaked it.

00:07:15.000 The guy who's the political director of CNN, I forget the guy's name, he had been at Yahoo News.

00:07:20.000 He was fired from Yahoo News because he said, hot mic, got caught with a hot mic, that Mitt Romney doesn't care if there's a pool full of African-American kids who drowned.

00:07:30.000 They're rewarded for lying!

00:07:31.000 When someone says something that outrageous, they're not driven out of town.

00:07:34.000 Now he runs CNN's political department.

00:07:37.000 These people always fail up.

00:07:38.000 They do not have consequences for their depravity and malfeasance.

00:07:42.000 It is the revolving door.

00:07:43.000 And I keep...

00:07:44.000 The incentives are there, correct.

00:07:46.000 Well, I can explain it to you because I work for these companies.

00:07:48.000 Let me break it down for you.

00:07:50.000 There are always people who say, if you publish a fake story, you'll lose your job.

00:07:54.000 Look at these guys at CNN, they got fired, right?

00:07:57.000 And I say, right now, there are two guys who worked at BuzzFeed.

00:08:00.000 One guy was caught plagiarizing, one guy was spying on a rival news organization, and then what happens now?

00:08:05.000 They both got rehired at other big firms.

00:08:09.000 There is a guy who I worked with, Who killed a huge story about the New York Times manipulating content, and now he works at the New York Times.

00:08:17.000 It's a revolving door. 0.90

00:08:19.000 And you know why they like the liars? 0.97

00:08:21.000 There's no grand conspiracy between the editors of these companies going, we need to find a bunch of liars.

00:08:25.000 It's them seeing someone write a story that benefits them going, I like stories that benefit me.

00:08:29.000 Hire the person who writes things that make me look good.

00:08:31.000 It's all about responding to intentions.

00:08:32.000 They all go along with the system.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, right, because it's evolutionary.

00:08:36.000 They'll get weeded out.

00:08:39.000 The idea that you can gaybait someone like Joy and Reed back in the day and just have these really nasty kind of like a little innuendos if you look them up, they're really offensive.

00:08:48.000 She claims she was hacked.

00:08:49.000 And then you say you're going to call the FBI.

00:08:52.000 If someone calls the FBI over something they did, this person should be facing legal consequences.

00:08:56.000 Instead, she gets a promotion.

00:08:58.000 And that's what I think is increasingly the case with the average American, when they realize these people are not playing by the same rules that even remotely port to anything I understand.

00:09:08.000 It was Brian Williams?

00:09:10.000 Who was he?

00:09:10.000 Shot down in a helicopter.

00:09:12.000 And they were like, just move him to MSNBC, I guess, because you know what they did?

00:09:16.000 But you know why?

00:09:17.000 So he was on, what, NBC News, right?

00:09:20.000 Was that Brian Williams?

00:09:22.000 And then once they realized that he was making things up, they were like, well, who would be more willing to accept made-up things?

00:09:28.000 MSNBC.

00:09:29.000 Hyper-partisan leftists watching MSNBC.

00:09:31.000 So they moved him over and he carries on.

00:09:34.000 Are you guys familiar with the Gell-Man amnesia effect?

00:09:37.000 No.

00:09:37.000 Michael R. No. So this is, the name was made up to sound funny by this like

00:09:42.000 academic.

00:09:43.000 The idea is you're reading a newspaper on the front page it says something in

00:09:47.000 which you are an expert like it would say Michael Malastare.

00:09:49.000 Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah.

00:09:50.000 So you'll be like that's not true but then you turn the page you see a story

00:09:53.000 about someone else you go wow I didn't know that.

00:09:56.000 You forget they lied.

00:09:58.000 So you have these people who seemingly don't remember that Brian Williams literally was making things up and going around and admitted it and they put him on MSNBC and people are just clapping along and cheering for it.

00:10:08.000 Because there's that quote credibility.

00:10:10.000 He's like, yes, I was a helicopter shot down by an RPG.

00:10:13.000 Well, I remember that wrong.

00:10:15.000 You know, you'd remember whether you were shot down in a helicopter.

00:10:17.000 Look at Joe Biden in the 80s.

00:10:20.000 When he was taking the life stories of other people.

00:10:23.000 Well, how did that change?

00:10:24.000 Because he was running for president and then he had to resign in the middle of it.

00:10:28.000 And from the campaign, he said, I did this to myself.

00:10:31.000 I'm sorry, it's wrong.

00:10:32.000 Basically destroyed his career, but it's not.

00:10:33.000 He's about to be the president probably.

00:10:36.000 And he literally would just take whole, well, he would take the Kennedy stories.

00:10:41.000 Whatever the Kennedy said about themselves, he would composite JFK, RFK and others into his life story and just repeat total lies.

00:10:51.000 But back then he had to step down.

00:10:53.000 Today, like you said, there's so much information that it is like a form of amnesia because they don't remember.

00:11:01.000 People don't remember.

00:11:02.000 This Tara Reade thing, just like, was here and gone.

00:11:05.000 How could people forget about that?

00:11:06.000 Because the media, they memory hold it.

00:11:10.000 They were like, it's bad for Biden, get it out of there.

00:11:12.000 It's a right-wing conspiracy theory.

00:11:14.000 Here's something I think I'm the first person to break, and I'm going to break it here.

00:11:18.000 I read, I got paid $1,000 to read Kamala Harris' book.

00:11:21.000 And in that book, she makes the claim, when she was running for either Attorney General or Senator, I think it was Attorney General from California, that a Democratic operative got on stage with her at UC Santa Cruz, somewhere else, and said, no one in Kamala, and especially from loony San Francisco, is going to get elected statewide in California.

00:11:43.000 First of all, after Barack Obama, that's absurd.

00:11:45.000 Second of all, California isn't going to elect a woman with a weird name. 1.00

00:11:50.000 No one, and this story is in various organizations, political, they all repeated it, which she was obviously the source.

00:11:57.000 I try to look up This would be a huge backlash.

00:12:00.000 If anyone said this to anyone, like with a name like that you can't get elected, you would think that person would be cancelled immediately.

00:12:06.000 They've never fact-checked it, and it's nowhere online other than from her.

00:12:11.000 And because they don't care!

00:12:12.000 They're PR firms.

00:12:14.000 Was it Matt Brainerd who said that?

00:12:16.000 It was Will.

00:12:17.000 It was Will Wolf, are you sure?

00:12:18.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:12:18.000 Said that the news organizations are PR firms?

00:12:20.000 Will talks a lot about how he really hates how everything now is PR.

00:12:23.000 Pretty sure that was Matt Brainerd.

00:12:24.000 Who said the New York Times is effectively a PR firm.

00:12:26.000 They both said it.

00:12:27.000 I've heard it a couple times in the last few days.

00:12:28.000 It seems like it's been propaganda the whole way down since the inception of human history except for little bouts of freedom like the American Revolution when they didn't have a central bank for a short period of time before the United States got re-co-opted.

00:12:41.000 Who was the president who shut down the first one?

00:12:44.000 Was that Jackson?

00:12:45.000 That was Andrew Jackson.

00:12:46.000 He said, I killed the bank.

00:12:48.000 All I know is you've got an incredible steakhouse down the street. 0.90

00:12:51.000 And they tried to kill the guy.

00:12:52.000 Oh, is that?

00:12:52.000 Well, we shouldn't say what it is.

00:12:54.000 So let's do this.

00:12:55.000 Let's do this.

00:12:55.000 Because we're definitely getting ahead.

00:12:57.000 Here in Missouri.

00:12:58.000 Aliens.

00:12:58.000 Here in Missouri.

00:12:59.000 That's right.

00:12:59.000 Here in Missouri.

00:13:02.000 I just want to read you guys what's happened with the Texas court case.

00:13:05.000 Because I know we're going to open this.

00:13:07.000 This is a big deal.

00:13:08.000 Check it out, so I got the actual filing here from SupremeCourt.gov.

00:13:11.000 They say, Texas v. Pennsylvania, the state of Texas's motion for leave to file a bill of complaint is denied for lack of standing under Article 3 of the Constitution.

00:13:20.000 Texas has not demonstrated a judicially cognizable interest in the manner in which another state conducts elections.

00:13:26.000 All other pending motions are dismissed as moot.

00:13:29.000 Statement of Justice Alito, with whom Justice Thomas joins, Quote, in my view, we do not have discretion to deny the filing of Bill of Complaint in a case that falls within our general jurisdiction.

00:13:39.000 See Arizona v. California, 589 U.S.

00:13:42.000 I would therefore grant the motion to file the Bill of Complaint, but would not grant other relief, and I express no view on any other issue.

00:13:51.000 And then they also note Goldman Sachs v. A.R.

00:13:54.000 Teacher Retirement, Satori was granted.

00:13:56.000 I don't know what that case is, but it's kind of funny to see Goldman Sachs versus the Teacher Retirement.

00:14:03.000 I'll say this, I'm not going to just give people positive news.

00:14:13.000 I mean, I think clearly there have been anomalies, there's been problems with accepting these 80 million mailed out ballots.

00:14:19.000 That was the Democrat strategy, they said.

00:14:22.000 We're going to hold up this election.

00:14:24.000 There's going to be a red mirage where it looks like Trump wins.

00:14:26.000 We're going to be counting for months.

00:14:28.000 And even if he looks like he wins, we will not accept his inauguration.

00:14:32.000 We are going to have our own inauguration.

00:14:33.000 That's what John Podesta said in the New York Times.

00:14:36.000 All that went on.

00:14:37.000 As soon as Trump has a problem, he says, I'm going to challenge this.

00:14:40.000 Oh, it's terrible.

00:14:41.000 It's crazy.

00:14:42.000 And Matthew McConaughey, he said that last week with Russell Brand.

00:14:45.000 He said, listen, maybe the Republicans are in denial.

00:14:48.000 Trump lost, whatever.

00:14:49.000 But to act like it's crazy, for them to challenge this when that's all you did at the

00:14:55.000 last election, you tried to block the electors, then you said he was a Russian agent, that's a 0.70

00:14:59.000 fraud. So everyone saw that unfold.

00:15:01.000 But I will just say this, I talked to White House lawyers, I talked to other top constitutional

00:15:05.000 lawyers, they said the other suits aren't that good, the Texas case is the best. And they said,

00:15:11.000 if this goes down, it goes from a Hail Mary to a Super Hail Mary.

00:15:15.000 So I'm not going to sit here and sell people pie in the sky.

00:15:18.000 I think we've gone to about a 90% chance now that Trump's going to have to capitulate.

00:15:24.000 It's more than 90 because there's no organizational will from the Republicans to do this.

00:15:28.000 That's it.

00:15:28.000 Well, there was 126 Republicans in the House signed on.

00:15:31.000 If you can, I mean, look here, I think it's 99.

00:15:35.000 I've been saying it's 99.9% for Biden for the past, you know,

00:15:38.000 well, you have been, but I mean, isn't that because it's the illusion that he's elect.

00:15:42.000 He's had the signs up.

00:15:43.000 He's done it.

00:15:44.000 And so they finally said he's a Russian agent.

00:15:47.000 He's going to be gone.

00:15:47.000 Didn't work.

00:15:48.000 He's Ukrainian.

00:15:49.000 He didn't, it didn't work, but finally they use the election as a way to whatever really happened to say Trump's done.

00:15:55.000 And I, and I, and I think just the perception of all our other elections that somebody wins, somebody loses.

00:16:00.000 That that's what's gonna happen to Trump. And so the question is

00:16:03.000 Republicans aren't gonna cry and scream and throw fits in the streets like the left did four years ago like toddlers

00:16:09.000 But what is gonna happen this country before we went live?

00:16:12.000 Both you guys were saying you think it really looks at societal historical division and and leading towards some

00:16:18.000 very dangerous a divorce Yeah, I know the first person come here and say that either. 0.99

00:16:21.000 I am the first I wrote an article by your ass in April 2016 0.97

00:16:26.000 Saying it's time to disunite the states that we've been held together with thumbtacks and strings since the 0.98

00:16:31.000 beginning There's at least two countries here and we only got held together and one invaded and had occupied the other half.

00:16:39.000 It's ridiculous that people... David Korn, I think from The Nation, he's a big hardcore cathedral operative.

00:16:45.000 He was tweeting out, oh, you know, Republicans are trying to destroy democracy and have a coup. 0.80

00:16:50.000 Every election's a coup.

00:16:51.000 Every election is a lot of people do not want this person.

00:16:54.000 It's electoral war.

00:16:56.000 Yeah.

00:16:56.000 It's all stylized war.

00:16:57.000 Yeah, and because you have more people, therefore I get nothing and I got to sit at home and shut up?

00:17:01.000 No, I'm not going to do that.

00:17:01.000 No, in a republic, everybody knows this, but I'll say it again for those that don't.

00:17:05.000 If 51% vote in a constitutional republic to enslave the other 49, you can't have it. 0.63

00:17:10.000 But in a democracy, they had black stones and white stones in ancient Greece, and routinely they would vote to kill somebody, they didn't like what they had to say.

00:17:17.000 And if 51% said kill you, they did.

00:17:18.000 In a republic, folks, we protect property, we protect life, we protect self-defense, and we say, hey, there's certain things enshrined you can't do.

00:17:26.000 This may be misattributed to Benjamin Franklin, but the quote is... Fart proudly.

00:17:30.000 Is it misattributed?

00:17:31.000 Definitely misattributed.

00:17:31.000 No, Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay... A republic, if you can keep it.

00:17:34.000 Benjamin Franklin wrote an essay about what you should be proud to fart.

00:17:36.000 I'm not kidding.

00:17:37.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:38.000 Well, anyway, the quote I was going to say is, democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding on what's for lunch.

00:17:43.000 They did.

00:17:43.000 Two wolves and a sheep deciding what's for dinner.

00:17:44.000 A republic is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.

00:17:49.000 Yeah, I think that he did say that.

00:17:50.000 Yeah.

00:17:50.000 Say that again.

00:17:51.000 I ruined it.

00:17:51.000 Interrupted it.

00:17:52.000 Democracy is two wolves and a sheep deciding on what's for lunch.

00:17:56.000 A republic is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.

00:17:59.000 And republics aren't invulnerable, like the republican oligarchy of Rome was eventually, the military commander just took it over and turned it into an empire.

00:18:06.000 Which is Julius Caesar crossing the Rubicon, but it was treason already trying to overthrow the republic that forced him to do that.

00:18:13.000 I'm not defending Julius Caesar, but it's what I'm saying.

00:18:15.000 People say, well, General Flynn said we need martial law, and Lin Wood said we need martial law.

00:18:19.000 And people are like, oh my god, I'm up for martial law, but we're already under blue state, blue city martial law.

00:18:23.000 Yeah, we are.

00:18:23.000 And so this is something we were actually talking about a couple days ago.

00:18:26.000 Who brought that up there?

00:18:27.000 Was it Will, who said we're already under martial law?

00:18:29.000 I was like, you get these, isn't it, it's crazy to hear people calling for this.

00:18:32.000 These updates on your phone telling you what to do, don't go outside your house.

00:18:35.000 It's outside regular law, regular law suspended.

00:18:38.000 The first amendment to the Constitution, people know about freedom of speech and religion, it says the right to peaceably assemble.

00:18:46.000 It doesn't say why.

00:18:46.000 Yeah, it says if I'm good, I can get together with people.

00:18:50.000 There's nothing more peaceful than a holiday dinner with your family, or maybe it's less peaceful. 0.98

00:18:53.000 Well, it says Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof or the people's right It's like a man raping a woman. 0.98

00:19:02.000 Or a woman raping a man. 1.00

00:19:03.000 Or a man raping a man. 0.96

00:19:04.000 You don't have jurisdiction. 1.00

00:19:05.000 does not have a goddamn jurisdiction. Right and they're just completely 0.99

00:19:08.000 brazenly ignoring that. I'll tell you, I'm sorry, if the government can just say well

00:19:12.000 it's an emergency so we can do what we want then what the heck's the point of the Constitution? 0.99

00:19:14.000 It's like a man raping a woman. A man does not, or a woman raping a man, or a man 0.96

00:19:19.000 raping a man. You don't have jurisdiction. You have to agree to it and so literally 0.99

00:19:24.000 this is like rape.

00:19:25.000 When they say, you don't have a right to go out, but we do, and then they exercise their rights and we don't.

00:19:30.000 They're doing that on purpose.

00:19:30.000 This is rape.

00:19:31.000 I think the first and most important thing for people to understand, too, is it's against the science.

00:19:36.000 The World Health Organization's top doctor came out a while ago and said it's the last of last resorts, and it should be avoided and it can be avoided.

00:19:42.000 The head UN envoy said, Lockdowns, we were wrong.

00:19:46.000 It's starving millions.

00:19:47.000 And even Melinda Gates came out yesterday and said, we didn't know this would cause a collapse in millions starving to death.

00:19:53.000 272 million are expected to starve to death in the world in the next year because of the economic collapse.

00:19:57.000 Fact check that, YouTube.

00:19:58.000 I was saying that 10 months ago.

00:19:59.000 So what I'm telling you is, The lockdown, whether it's real or exaggerated, whatever it is, is causing, because in the first world, okay, we lose our pension or you don't have as big a house, or maybe you lose a few pounds.

00:20:13.000 In the third world, a breakdown and lockdown causes starvation and death.

00:20:17.000 So when the West goes into depression, the third world dies. 0.80

00:20:20.000 And We're talking about real Black Lives Matter here and other lives all over the world.

00:20:24.000 Poor people are starving to death right now.

00:20:26.000 I think it was Mali or some African country, Malawi, one of those two, where they said, all right, you're going to have a lockdown.

00:20:31.000 They had no COVID and they go, if we don't farm today, we don't have food tomorrow.

00:20:37.000 That's a good saying.

00:20:38.000 If we don't farm today, we have no food tomorrow.

00:20:40.000 I don't know if there is... If we don't farm today, we die today, they said.

00:20:42.000 They weren't using it as a... I don't know if they're as pithy as me, because, you know... No, the quote was, if we don't farm, we'll die within a month.

00:20:47.000 Yeah, okay.

00:20:49.000 It's an interesting saying that could apply in any form of war tomorrow.

00:20:51.000 But let me stop interrupting, because I've sped this up.

00:20:53.000 Start over, Tim.

00:20:53.000 You start over.

00:20:54.000 The New York Times, The Washington Post admit, A billion people set to go into total poverty, possible starvation, two million already starved to death, two hundred and something million, I forget the exact number, are on the verge of starvation because of the lockdown, not the damn virus that's only killed a million worldwide. 0.58

00:21:09.000 So let's talk about that.

00:21:10.000 Can I go full Alex Jones?

00:21:11.000 No, but I mean… I'm going to go full Alex Jones.

00:21:16.000 I'm sure you've been talking about this before and you're not the first.

00:21:19.000 There has been for decades.

00:21:21.000 That's globalism.

00:21:21.000 beating the drums for having full-scale wealth distribution from the first world to the third world.

00:21:26.000 This has been a thing that they've been arguing about for a very long time.

00:21:29.000 We need to jack up taxes in the European Union.

00:21:33.000 That's globalism, that's the great reason.

00:21:34.000 And now they have a reason.

00:21:36.000 Look, all these people are starting- But they're not really going to give them anything.

00:21:39.000 I know, but this is a great excuse.

00:21:41.000 Oh, you're right.

00:21:42.000 You don't want these people in Africa, you want them to be starving? 0.97

00:21:44.000 Michael, the Pope is pushing that.

00:21:46.000 This is it.

00:21:46.000 Sorry, go ahead and make your point.

00:21:48.000 That was my point, I agree.

00:21:50.000 Pope Francis is on board with the massive multinational billion-dollar corporations for the Great Reset.

00:21:54.000 But let me start over, because this is so important, and I wasn't even going to go here because it's so serious, but I wanted to have a light-hearted thing about UFOs and stuff, but start over.

00:22:01.000 You can pull this up as fact check this, because I don't want to get the numbers wrong.

00:22:04.000 The UN says like 200, in YouTube, I don't have a perfect memory, like 230 something million people.

00:22:09.000 Sorry, 272 are about to starve to death.

00:22:13.000 2 million already starved to death the last 10 months, is what I read the New York Times.

00:22:15.000 2 million?

00:22:16.000 Yeah, like a week ago I read it.

00:22:18.000 Who knows if that's real?

00:22:18.000 The point is, is that I know folks who are in the third world, it's bad.

00:22:22.000 Like you said, I mean, it's bad.

00:22:24.000 These lockdowns are bad.

00:22:26.000 So I'm saying, if it kills a hundred times more people having a lockdown, we need to stop this.

00:22:32.000 This is what kills the whole Malthusian lockdown.

00:22:34.000 And that's very globally, ethically thinking of you, right?

00:22:40.000 Being concerned about how these other countries are faring because of what they're doing in these countries, right?

00:22:46.000 I'm saying like, I'm saying it's... No, I agree, they're humans, so it's gonna happen.

00:22:49.000 If we want, if we want... This is the thing, we often hear that these people, you know, like the Great Reset, which is published on the World Economic Forum website, they're like, we're gonna rethink capitalism and redo this to make it better for everybody, because for too long, this, this, that, and this, and the bad things.

00:23:03.000 If I actually Like, I don't actually believe these people when they say they're trying to do the right thing.

00:23:08.000 They're doing right by them.

00:23:10.000 Exactly.

00:23:11.000 And it's an excuse.

00:23:12.000 When the Pope comes out and says MasterCard and Visa and these big companies are going to redo capitalism the right way, I'm like, they're the ones who have exploited it with crony corporatism and revolving door politics.

00:23:22.000 It's like going to Hitler to learn how to fight Nazis. 0.74

00:23:25.000 Hitler killed a lot of Nazis, though. 0.66

00:23:27.000 Well, I guess you're right. 0.97

00:23:28.000 He killed the worst one.

00:23:28.000 He purged his own people.

00:23:30.000 You're right.

00:23:31.000 Okay, touche. 0.98

00:23:32.000 And he killed Hitler. 0.93

00:23:34.000 That's true, too.

00:23:34.000 Yeah.

00:23:35.000 You're right.

00:23:35.000 Okay, sorry.

00:23:36.000 He killed that bastard. 1.00

00:23:37.000 The worst one. 1.00

00:23:38.000 It's like going to Stalin to learn how... I don't know.

00:23:41.000 Stalin killed Nazis, too.

00:23:42.000 They were the first ones to ruin. 0.79

00:23:43.000 Alex, come on.

00:23:44.000 Get it together.

00:23:45.000 Let's go.

00:23:45.000 I thought you were a gorilla.

00:23:46.000 I wasn't going to the Nazi stuff.

00:23:48.000 I meant... It's like going to a fox to learn how to guard a hen house.

00:23:51.000 But I guess... There you go.

00:23:52.000 There you go.

00:23:52.000 There's a little fox to learn how to guard the hen house.

00:23:55.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:23:55.000 I mean, Fox could probably tell you.

00:24:00.000 Let him keep trying until he gets a good answer.

00:24:02.000 He just said it.

00:24:03.000 He just said it.

00:24:04.000 But it's cheating when he says it.

00:24:05.000 They're the worst offenders telling us how they're the more authority and then in real practice their lockdown is imploding us and the third world for them to consolidate.

00:24:14.000 I got it.

00:24:14.000 It's like hiring the Fox to guard your hen house.

00:24:17.000 Yes.

00:24:17.000 Because, truth be told, if you got a hen house and you hire a fox, fox is going to be like, I'll tell you exactly how I broke in.

00:24:22.000 And you're going to be like, that's a good point.

00:24:24.000 That's why I got to secure.

00:24:25.000 If you hire the fox to guard the hen house and you wake up and you got no hens left, you know exactly why.

00:24:29.000 So it goes back to the original saying.

00:24:30.000 No, it's the fox.

00:24:32.000 Let's just say this.

00:24:32.000 It's hiring Satan to stop the devil.

00:24:35.000 I mean, it's like, they're the guys doing all this, and then we're like, they're like, we're gonna fix the problems, their very policies are destroying and killing people, consolidating power, but they go, it's okay.

00:24:44.000 Did you, did you see the Pineapple Hill video?

00:24:47.000 Pineapple Hill Cafe?

00:24:47.000 Oh yeah, California.

00:24:48.000 What's this?

00:24:49.000 This is a woman, and she's outside of her restaurant. 1.00

00:24:51.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:52.000 She's got this, we've brought up a million times.

00:24:54.000 By the way, we've talked to her, we can air this, she'll let you air it.

00:24:57.000 I mean, we should play it, go ahead and tell people.

00:24:59.000 She talks about how they have an outdoor dining area.

00:25:02.000 It's a big gazebo tent and picnic tables.

00:25:03.000 She shows it.

00:25:04.000 She shows it.

00:25:04.000 The state said unacceptable.

00:25:06.000 Can't open.

00:25:07.000 50 feet away is food services for Hollywood production.

00:25:11.000 Same exact setup.

00:25:12.000 Totally okay.

00:25:13.000 Well, let's be clear.

00:25:13.000 Hold on.

00:25:14.000 She separates the tables more.

00:25:15.000 They have these huge tents 50 feet away like you said.

00:25:18.000 But what did she say in the video?

00:25:20.000 Everything I own is being stolen from me.

00:25:24.000 The World Economic Forum published a great reset video, I think it was four years ago.

00:25:29.000 Four years.

00:25:29.000 And they said in 2030 you will own nothing and you will be happy.

00:25:32.000 Sorry, you're right.

00:25:33.000 So when we see all of these things, that the end result is stripping away ownership rights of the poor, but the rich are doing better than ever.

00:25:43.000 Think about who's doing it.

00:25:44.000 Big Tech's making record profit.

00:25:45.000 That's the thing.

00:25:46.000 The middle class is being disenfranchised.

00:25:48.000 The poor is being starved to death.

00:25:49.000 The third world's being killed. 0.75

00:25:51.000 And the people doing it are going, I'm so liberal.

00:25:53.000 Look, the Pope's on our side.

00:25:55.000 We love you.

00:25:56.000 We're going to lock everything down for a couple more years, all right?

00:25:59.000 And you're like, and when everything implodes, we're going to put you all on a universal income and make you take vaccines to get the money.

00:26:06.000 Do you see what Joe Biden's plan is for COVID?

00:26:10.000 No. 0.97

00:26:10.000 Is it to crap his pants? 0.97

00:26:11.000 100 days of a mask and... It's basically what we've already been doing. 0.98

00:26:14.000 Yeah, Scott added me at that point.

00:26:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:16.000 So he's like, if everybody just wear a mask, it'd be done.

00:26:18.000 it's like but the the we've been wearing masks for 10 months but their argument is some people

00:26:23.000 It's their fault.

00:26:23.000 But Sweden has the studies.

00:26:25.000 Others have the studies.

00:26:26.000 Mainline scientists.

00:26:27.000 They go, well, it's not the UN scientists.

00:26:28.000 Well, wait.

00:26:29.000 The U.N.

00:26:30.000 said lock everything down 10 months ago.

00:26:32.000 They did it.

00:26:33.000 Now the U.N.

00:26:33.000 says we were wrong.

00:26:34.000 Don't lock things down.

00:26:35.000 It's causing a chain reaction, but still the bureaucracies do it. 0.94

00:26:38.000 And then the other scientists say the masks don't protect you.

00:26:41.000 Well, whether it's true or not, those scientists have a right to a voice to say that.

00:26:45.000 I was told by YouTube that as long as we adhere to what the World Health Organization says, we're good.

00:26:51.000 And if you go against the World Health Organization, you're spreading disinformation.

00:26:55.000 Then a top World Health Organization scientist came out and said, lockdowns are bad and we should not do them.

00:27:00.000 So what am I supposed to say now?

00:27:02.000 Because the governors are doing the opposite of what the World Health Organization told us to do and what I'm supposed to be allowed to talk about.

00:27:07.000 So that's a question to both of you.

00:27:08.000 Why are they...

00:27:09.000 The British came out yesterday, the British government said, okay, we're suspending shots for under 16, for pregnant women and people that have any type of allergies because we're having, you know, Bell's palsy.

00:27:20.000 And it can only be administered in a facility with resuscitation measures readily available.

00:27:26.000 Wow.

00:27:27.000 So I'm not, listen, listen, when I tweeted that, I had people calling me an anti-vaxxer and I'm like, I am tweeting you the NHS's official publicly declared statement to keep people safe.

00:27:37.000 So that's my question.

00:27:38.000 What are you criticizing?

00:27:38.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:27:39.000 What's the paradox here?

00:27:41.000 Whether like, oh, sorry, we've suspended the Australian shots for false positive HIV test.

00:27:47.000 And now oh, we're suspending the shots because it's hurting people. 0.99

00:27:50.000 And then we're still full of crap. 0.98

00:27:51.000 No, the truth is, vaccines have always had pros and cons. 0.99

00:27:55.000 And when you accelerate, my biggest criticism of Trump was him getting on board with warp speed and going, Oh, you want two years?

00:28:00.000 I'll do it in six months.

00:28:01.000 And now this stuff's killing people. 1.00

00:28:03.000 You want to get on Trump's ass? 1.00

00:28:04.000 There it is right there. 1.00

00:28:04.000 But now the left won't do that. 1.00

00:28:05.000 Remember just during the campaign?

00:28:08.000 Are there actually deaths?

00:28:10.000 I think there's side effects.

00:28:11.000 Well, no.

00:28:12.000 What they argue is, they go, in all these deaths in Europe, in the UK, in Australia, the big pharma runs it, so they go, well, we had six people die in this study, and four die in that study, and two die in this study, but we're saying we can't prove they died from the vaccine.

00:28:26.000 I need hard data on that stuff.

00:28:28.000 You can pull it up.

00:28:29.000 You can make that all day.

00:28:32.000 Just the important thing is, I think, letting people know the very, very specific government statements about anaphylaxis and Bell's palsy.

00:28:42.000 These things are coming from the NHS.

00:28:44.000 Well, let me give you some real headlines.

00:28:45.000 Let's do this.

00:28:46.000 59 die in South Korea after flu shot.

00:28:49.000 Pull it up.

00:28:50.000 OK, let's pull up another headline.

00:28:51.000 This is just this week.

00:28:52.000 This is this week.

00:28:54.000 Here's another headline.

00:28:56.000 I mean, there's so many of these.

00:28:59.000 Forty seven homeless die after being given flu shot.

00:29:02.000 Poland.

00:29:04.000 I mean, these are all real headlines.

00:29:06.000 This is I see this in the news feed AP Reuters, but it's never a big national news story.

00:29:10.000 It's like they cover the fine print.

00:29:11.000 OK, we're admitting it.

00:29:13.000 But here it is.

00:29:14.000 And it just comes up and it comes out.

00:29:15.000 This is right.

00:29:17.000 Well, so I'm trying to find a Microsoft-approved source, because you love Newsguard so much.

00:29:23.000 Oh, scroll down, cdc.gov.

00:29:24.000 I love Bill Gates.

00:29:25.000 You've got to make sure it's Newsguard.

00:29:27.000 Well, so, I don't know how we... I actually had a plan for segwaying into Aliens, because it was supposed to not get too serious.

00:29:33.000 Like, we've got to talk about this SCOTUS stuff.

00:29:34.000 Aliens are real.

00:29:35.000 But... But let's hit this.

00:29:38.000 Why did today, or yesterday now, in Australia, why did they stop nationwide all their vaccinations, their government-approved vaccine, which is an mRNA vaccine that goes into your very DNA, because the people that take it are having false positives, they hope they're false positives, for HIV?

00:29:57.000 Now, I told- So this is the New York Times, by the way, that Alex is citing here.

00:30:01.000 Australia scraps COVID-19 vaccine that produced HIV false positives.

00:30:05.000 Wow.

00:30:05.000 Right.

00:30:06.000 And this is the T cell count?

00:30:08.000 That's what happened, guys.

00:30:09.000 I took a COVID-19 vaccine.

00:30:10.000 That's why I had that positive test result.

00:30:13.000 Of the dozens of coronavirus vaccines being tested worldwide, the one under development at the University of Queensland was the first to be abandoned.

00:30:19.000 Dude, they rushed this thing so fast.

00:30:22.000 But I gotta tell you, Trump did.

00:30:25.000 Trump did.

00:30:25.000 Operation Warp Speed.

00:30:26.000 No, I mean, I've said this.

00:30:27.000 Trump's biggest thing is how he said, oh, I'll unlock the economy.

00:30:31.000 I'll warp speed it.

00:30:33.000 And I tried to, like, halfway try to figure out, maybe he's trying to take control from the Rockefellers and from Gates, and he wants to have the regular vaccine that isn't as dangerous, that actually just takes the antenna-weighted virus.

00:30:42.000 And no, he pushed the MRNA, and I'm not turning on Trump now that he's in trouble.

00:30:46.000 I've been criticizing him for months, eight months.

00:30:49.000 The MRNA vaccine is a new form of vaccine.

00:30:52.000 It goes in and reprograms the cells.

00:30:54.000 It's a mutagen. 0.99

00:30:55.000 Normally, you only have this in your body when you have cancer or when you're a baby and your mother growing.

00:30:59.000 So this goes in and program cells to actually mutate.

00:31:03.000 And so I'm like, what's going on?

00:31:06.000 Why are they doing this?

00:31:07.000 This is insane.

00:31:08.000 This is how the Ninja Turtles happened.

00:31:10.000 Well, that was, uh, actually, the Ninja Turtles was the chemical that was being shipped in, um, through an alleyway that spilled into, what's his face's eyes?

00:31:18.000 Splinter.

00:31:19.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:31:20.000 Baxter Stockton?

00:31:21.000 Murdoch.

00:31:21.000 Matthew Murdoch.

00:31:22.000 Is that his name?

00:31:23.000 Daredevil.

00:31:24.000 So, yeah.

00:31:25.000 You guys understand, though.

00:31:26.000 I mean, you guys understand.

00:31:27.000 Totally just off the rails with that.

00:31:29.000 Listen, listen, listen.

00:31:30.000 Right now, as we know this, any of this you can pull up.

00:31:32.000 Wolfgang Wodarg is the head elected global commission EU science advisor.

00:31:39.000 Like, he's the good Fauci.

00:31:41.000 He got with over 100 scientists.

00:31:43.000 One of them was the former science head of Pfizer.

00:31:47.000 They filed suit in the EU on December 1st and said, we've looked at the studies on the mRNA Pfizer vaccine alone, and it'll either turn your immune system off and drop T cells down to zero, because these huge papers they attach, it's like, I don't know, it's hieroglyphics, but these were like procedure scientists, or it'll jack it up and cause a cytokine storm.

00:32:07.000 And it looks like it attacks the placenta in women because the same protein in this virus is the same protein that's fast growing in the placenta.

00:32:15.000 And they said it looks like it might give people HIV.

00:32:19.000 That was six, seven days ago, dude!

00:32:21.000 I'm not a scientist.

00:32:22.000 I read the paper, and six, seven days later, it's in the New York Times that is giving people false positive HIV.

00:32:29.000 So here's the deal.

00:32:30.000 Fact check this.

00:32:30.000 I don't know what's going on, but I'm scared.

00:32:35.000 Let's play devil's advocate.

00:32:36.000 If you have a vaccine that cures a potentially deadly virus, and the consequences, like your AIDS test, aren't going to be reliable for a few months, is that really that bad of a side effect?

00:32:44.000 But why is it?

00:32:46.000 Because the original, when the Indian scientist in March, late February, their main Indian technical institute, the only Indian school, you know, they got good scientists that bought the CRISPRs.

00:32:56.000 It's worth billions of dollars.

00:32:57.000 They have a multi-billion dollar CRISPR gene editing reader, electron microscope.

00:33:01.000 A CRISPR?

00:33:01.000 What's a CRISPR?

00:33:02.000 Gene editing.

00:33:03.000 Gene editing.

00:33:04.000 I don't understand.

00:33:05.000 I read this stuff.

00:33:06.000 They said, hey, this is a very dangerous chimera, five viruses, HIV delivery system.

00:33:11.000 And they said it's not, it's not, it's not naturally occurring.

00:33:14.000 It's synthetic.

00:33:15.000 Who said that?

00:33:16.000 This is the top Indian university.

00:33:18.000 They said it's got, it's got gene edited P shuttle gene where they cut this in and they go so complex.

00:33:24.000 It's above anything we've even got.

00:33:25.000 This is like secret level stuff.

00:33:28.000 Of course it came out of the U.S.

00:33:29.000 Chapel Hill, Obama, Fauci five, six years ago.

00:33:32.000 It was illegal in the U.S.

00:33:33.000 They moved it to Wuhan.

00:33:34.000 They even came out in Newsweek and pull it up.

00:33:36.000 Fauci funded, we heard it last time, Fauci funded It's North Carolina or South Carolina.

00:33:41.000 Yes, yes, secretly legal gain-of-function stuff, North Carolina.

00:33:44.000 Fauci funded controversial gain-of-function Wuhan lab.

00:33:49.000 And so the Indians scanned it, then the Germans scanned it, then the Australians scanned it.

00:33:54.000 And then others scanned it.

00:33:55.000 And I had Dr. Francis Boyle on my show today, the guy that wrote the U.S.

00:33:58.000 Biological Weapons Law and helped write the U.N.

00:34:00.000 Treaty.

00:34:01.000 He's the head lawyer.

00:34:01.000 He prosecuted Slobodan Milošević.

00:34:04.000 He's like a head U.N.

00:34:05.000 prosecutor.

00:34:06.000 And he said, no, the Australians, he was just on Australian TV yesterday on their national TV, on Sky TV.

00:34:12.000 They reverse engineered off the CRISPR scan and made this new vaccine.

00:34:17.000 And so when they copied it and made a vaccine out of it, that's why HIV shows up.

00:34:21.000 This is a copy of the COVID, which has been attenuated.

00:34:25.000 A bit esoteric for me.

00:34:26.000 Yeah.

00:34:28.000 I can tell you about just like the surface level.

00:34:31.000 One of the reasons why I think it's important to talk about the UK's warning on like people under 16 and you know- Because that's confirmed, that's not available.

00:34:40.000 But it's just to get people like, listen, listen, this is an official thing.

00:34:44.000 You know, I'm not saying this to scare anybody.

00:34:46.000 I'm trying to make sure you know exactly what the National Health Service is telling people.

00:34:50.000 They're going to be proving it in the US.

00:34:52.000 Take this up into consideration and judge for yourself.

00:34:55.000 But these are like official health warnings.

00:34:57.000 Why is the British government one week into giving the shot?

00:35:01.000 One week into giving the shot, why are they suddenly saying under 16 don't take it?

00:35:05.000 Have an allergic response, don't take it.

00:35:07.000 Pregnant, don't take it. 1.00

00:35:08.000 Why are they backtracking?

00:35:09.000 Because this is the trial.

00:35:11.000 They're experimenting.

00:35:11.000 This is the human trial right now.

00:35:13.000 We're going through it.

00:35:14.000 But I think it's a little bit of an exaggeration.

00:35:16.000 It's not necessarily an exaggeration.

00:35:18.000 It's this whole thing was rushed through to the point where we didn't go through years of trials where they could have controlled groups.

00:35:23.000 It's the Russians. 0.99

00:35:24.000 Yes, yes.

00:35:25.000 And what does Han Solo say?

00:35:26.000 No, they rushed it.

00:35:27.000 They rushed it, so now... Remember Luke Skywalker says, at the rate they're gaining, with the Star Destroyers chasing them off Kantoine when they fly off from Los Isley?

00:35:35.000 He says, hurry up!

00:35:35.000 He goes, too fast, kid.

00:35:37.000 You bounce off a star, a supernova, that'll end your trick real quick.

00:35:40.000 Wow.

00:35:40.000 So we've gone at warp speed, and we've actually run into a supernova here.

00:35:44.000 Star Wars, man.

00:35:45.000 So do you think aliens are real?

00:35:46.000 Yeah.

00:35:46.000 Smooth transition.

00:35:49.000 Such a smooth segue.

00:35:50.000 Listen, let's finish up.

00:35:51.000 I butchered that.

00:35:53.000 No, you're right.

00:35:54.000 We need to calculate where we're going before we hit warp drive.

00:35:56.000 Yeah.

00:35:57.000 Reminds me.

00:35:58.000 Was it the original Star Wars where they're like, if you warp from here, you might crash into something.

00:36:03.000 Is that what you're talking about?

00:36:04.000 Luke Skywalker's like, why aren't we going quicker?

00:36:07.000 The Stardust.

00:36:07.000 He goes, dude, we got to calculate the nav computer or we'll go too close to a store or bounce off a supernova and we're dead.

00:36:12.000 That'll end your trip real quick.

00:36:14.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:15.000 So yeah, I forget the exact quote.

00:36:16.000 But I mean, that's what like Trump's like warp speed with no direction. 0.99

00:36:23.000 And then he gets blamed with all the shit that happened. 0.99

00:36:25.000 Sorry. 0.99

00:36:26.000 I wonder if we talked about it last time a little bit that some people look at humanity or humans as a liability and that some people think like we can survive with this gross population.

00:36:36.000 We can keep growing it and growing it and we'll figure out ways to sustain.

00:36:39.000 Other people are like, it's too many people.

00:36:41.000 We have to just assume there's going to be calculated losses.

00:36:44.000 Let's move forward.

00:36:45.000 And what you're saying is that we're all here having normal debates about life and friends being normal.

00:36:50.000 The globalists, it's all about, do we exterminate most of the people to save the earth or do we have this expansionist view?

00:36:55.000 And within that is the debate of the Malthusian system or the Plato system of call the public versus the laissez-faire expansionist system.

00:37:04.000 And there's those two debates at the highest levels.

00:37:07.000 And the globalist exterminist view is gaining the fore and is the dominant world system.

00:37:12.000 Who made the Georgia Guidestones?

00:37:15.000 Ted Turner is actually on record funding those.

00:37:19.000 You want to do it?

00:37:20.000 So my friends, my friends.

00:37:21.000 We have a gift from Luke Rutkowski.

00:37:24.000 He's actually sitting in the room.

00:37:25.000 He's just chilling.

00:37:25.000 But it's a game called... My husband.

00:37:27.000 It's a game called... That's right.

00:37:28.000 Well, I thought he was your kid, but anyway.

00:37:30.000 There's a card game, it's a trivia game, and there's a bunch of different conspiracy theory trivia questions, so Michael actually has a bunch of the cards.

00:37:37.000 I'm gonna tell everybody exactly what the plan was when we were gonna do this.

00:37:41.000 So when Alex and I were talking after the last episode got pulled from YouTube, We were on the phone and Alex mentioned that the air has been sucked out of the room, and that, where's the opportunity to talk about, you know, DMT, aliens, space programs, and all that fun conspiracy stuff that, like, we got so entrenched in politics, and I was like, dude, I agree!

00:38:00.000 Let's, let's, and then...

00:38:02.000 Joe Rogan told me he was going to do that.

00:38:04.000 I love Joe.

00:38:04.000 I get in his studio, his interrogation.

00:38:06.000 You know what happened?

00:38:07.000 You know what happened?

00:38:09.000 Alex walks in and then I look at my tweet and it's like SCOTUS rules against taxes and I'm like, oh dude.

00:38:14.000 Maybe we gotta talk about this.

00:38:16.000 It could be the elves that want us to talk about them.

00:38:18.000 And you can't because current events are so crazy like they're suspended the Australian because COVID vaccine because of HIV.

00:38:26.000 That's weird.

00:38:26.000 That's the New York Times.

00:38:27.000 I pulled it up.

00:38:29.000 It's in the New York Times.

00:38:31.000 I woke up at like 5 a.m.

00:38:32.000 this morning and I saw that headline.

00:38:33.000 Alex, I gotta stop you.

00:38:35.000 I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your mind.

00:38:37.000 Alright.

00:38:38.000 Do you know what Monday is?

00:38:41.000 No.

00:38:41.000 Monday is December 14th.

00:38:43.000 You know what happens on December 14th?

00:38:47.000 On the 15th, they're going to start certifying the electors.

00:38:50.000 That's the 14th.

00:38:51.000 On the 14th, they do the electors' vote.

00:38:54.000 We're also going to have a meteor shower, a full solar eclipse, and a comet.

00:38:59.000 See how I guessed it?

00:39:00.000 I thought it was the 15th.

00:39:01.000 Within the 14th and 21st, we are going to see the conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn creating the Christmas star.

00:39:08.000 Only ever, 800 years.

00:39:10.000 So I'm not a superstitious person.

00:39:13.000 No, the globalists are obsessed with planetary alignments.

00:39:16.000 But everything that's happening, there's no orchestration behind the fact that the meteor shower and the comet are coming on this day.

00:39:23.000 That's what they want you to believe, Tim Foole.

00:39:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:25.000 We live in an electric universe.

00:39:27.000 Tim Foole.

00:39:28.000 I just read the news.

00:39:30.000 Isn't it crazy, though?

00:39:31.000 The Romans wouldn't go to war unless Mars was in the right, like Neil.

00:39:37.000 Well, as soon as Mars came around, whatever, they would, like, go to war.

00:39:40.000 So, I mean, every culture was obsessed with the planets.

00:39:42.000 Have you heard of the Electric Universe Theory?

00:39:45.000 That all forces are actually magnetism?

00:39:47.000 Gravity's, like, a resonating frequency of magnetism?

00:39:49.000 Well, it's as above, so below.

00:39:51.000 The alchemy is everything is a model of below it and above it.

00:39:54.000 And so everything's connected somehow in the same models over and over again.

00:39:58.000 Definitely.

00:39:59.000 It seems like an atom looks like a solar system.

00:40:01.000 You know, you have a central nuclei with orbiting electrons.

00:40:04.000 As above, so below.

00:40:05.000 Do you guys remember that viral video of the young woman?

00:40:08.000 The grape lady? 1.00

00:40:09.000 Who?

00:40:10.000 The grape lady.

00:40:11.000 Grape lady? 1.00

00:40:11.000 Who's that? 1.00

00:40:12.000 That was like the first viral video.

00:40:13.000 No, no, no, no.

00:40:14.000 Fat woman on a treadmill. 1.00

00:40:15.000 About a month.

00:40:16.000 A dancing baby, I believe, was one of the verses.

00:40:20.000 There's a young woman, and she's doing this TikTok video, and she's like, Biden is having accesses in his seventh house, and this means he's gonna win.

00:40:29.000 And the peak period, it's like this crazy astrology stuff.

00:40:32.000 Well, Biden ended up, you know, at least winning as far as where we're at right now.

00:40:37.000 But she says the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction is coming.

00:40:40.000 It's a once in an 800-year cycle.

00:40:42.000 And this means a dramatic change to the system of ruling in the United States.

00:40:48.000 You know, I bring up magnetic universe because if the orbiting structure of all of this is magnetic and our brains have magnetic neurons and our stomachs have magnetic neurons, we're being Well, that's how birds and bees know to fly thousands of miles off magnetic lines.

00:41:03.000 They now have proven we have magnetic cells in our brains.

00:41:05.000 And we're probably acting like those hordes of bees, just if you zoomed out far enough and could look at it functionally, you'd see us.

00:41:11.000 We mass in these cities, like arterial... You have a question?

00:41:14.000 Combination?

00:41:16.000 Hey Alex, performing a terrible act that is publicly blamed on another organization or country is called what?

00:41:23.000 A false flag.

00:41:24.000 That's correct.

00:41:25.000 Yes.

00:41:26.000 What does he get for answering the question correctly?

00:41:28.000 Uh, you get a Mountain Dew.

00:41:31.000 How about some of that, uh, what do you got there?

00:41:33.000 Oh, no, that's stuff for later.

00:41:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:35.000 Give us another one, Mike.

00:41:37.000 Questions?

00:41:38.000 Oh, Mike?

00:41:38.000 Michael, my love.

00:41:40.000 I guess we're friends now.

00:41:42.000 I legitimately am bringing up this, like, weird stars phenomenon.

00:41:46.000 Is it just people making a joke about the day the Electoral College is being certified?

00:41:50.000 That the meteor shower?

00:41:51.000 I don't think there are any coincidences.

00:41:54.000 The once-in-800-year Jupiter-Saturn conjunction?

00:41:57.000 The planets are going to come together, aligned, creating one bright star.

00:42:01.000 It's the planets, but you'll see a bright light in the sky.

00:42:04.000 Bigger than you've ever seen in 800 years.

00:42:05.000 You ever seen that movie Master and Commander?

00:42:07.000 No, I haven't.

00:42:08.000 Pretty good movie, but it's based on a...

00:42:10.000 O'Brien novel but which is based on real naval histories of England but they've got this guy on board they're having bad luck and as soon as he's dead they throw him overboard the wind comes back and the ship can go on and he looks over at the ship's doctor and he says Maturin not everything's in your books and so there's just a lot of weird interconnected stuff in the universe that we can all pick up on we know is going on but there's no way to quantify it because our sight is so you know the whole light spectrum we barely see one point on it yeah plus there's all these other dimensions We're basically these blind creatures only seeing a very limited deal.

00:42:41.000 So we're only picking up how the rest of it operates.

00:42:44.000 I was talking to, uh, I'm gonna be very vague on this, but let me, I'll just say, you know, after we did the show last time, cause we, we talked about the elves and, and, you know, DMT and stuff.

00:42:53.000 Machine elves. 0.56

00:42:53.000 Yeah. 0.56

00:42:54.000 That is the right word.

00:42:54.000 And I was talking to Michael afterwards and I told him about a very specific coincidence.

00:42:57.000 I don't want to name because it could give away some personal details.

00:43:00.000 But I mentioned like some weird thing happened where some numbers aligned in a very strange

00:43:03.000 way at like the exact same time.

00:43:05.000 You remember what I...

00:43:06.000 Yeah.

00:43:07.000 And it was really, really, really...

00:43:08.000 I guess what do you call it, serendipitous?

00:43:10.000 That's not the right word.

00:43:11.000 That's the right word.

00:43:12.000 Is it?

00:43:13.000 Yeah.

00:43:14.000 Yeah.

00:43:15.000 Weird things, very, very weird things.

00:43:16.000 And it seems like throughout my life at least, in my anecdotal, you know, experience, there

00:43:22.000 have been weird things that pop up from time to time.

00:43:25.000 Not in a great number of times to the point where I'd become superstitious or religious.

00:43:29.000 Other people have these weird things happen all the time.

00:43:31.000 Listen, I have dreams.

00:43:33.000 Because I've had a lot of political success and all that stuff.

00:43:34.000 People ask me, how am I successful?

00:43:36.000 I go with what I think is right.

00:43:37.000 But I have had dreams and they're dreams I always have.

00:43:40.000 I get really sweaty.

00:43:41.000 I get upset.

00:43:41.000 I hardly ever have a weird dream where I wake up like anxiety attack, like I've been somewhere else.

00:43:47.000 When I was younger, it happened more, which is what all the literature says.

00:43:49.000 You're more psychic when you're young.

00:43:50.000 You're more attuned to the universe because you get more control over yourself.

00:43:53.000 As you get older, you learn to block out the universe.

00:43:56.000 But I've had dreams that exactly come true.

00:43:58.000 And it's always like a car wreck. 0.54

00:44:00.000 being mugged someone dying and then you're I mean I've told people about this stuff and then later seen it's not like I had some one left side right side deja vu or one side sees it first the other side sees it you go wait I've already seen that this is stuff where I've said hey a guy in a purple and green striped shirt shirt pulls a knife out and stabs me in the arm and I beat his brains out.

00:44:23.000 Wait that happened in real life?

00:44:24.000 Yeah, and then like a few months later, Was that a dream?

00:44:27.000 It was a dream.

00:44:28.000 I kept waking up having it like sweating.

00:44:30.000 And then I'm buying beer when I'm like 16 for girls.

00:44:34.000 And we're in Dallas, and we're buying beer illegally in the bad part of town.

00:44:38.000 And then we're parked in the back liquor store. 0.78

00:44:40.000 And so I come back around on this and this white hobo guy in the same shirt attacks me stabs me in the arm. 0.99

00:44:46.000 I beat his brains out whole nine yards. 0.99

00:44:48.000 Do you have a scar? 0.98

00:44:50.000 Yeah.

00:44:51.000 The point is, What noise did you just make?

00:44:53.000 What?

00:44:54.000 What noise did you just make?

00:44:57.000 What was that gorilla noise? 0.83

00:44:58.000 I had a lot of scars.

00:44:59.000 But the point is I've had that dream like it was nauseating because I got when I had those psychic dreams like I've been to another dimension like I time-traveled like I folded space and I would wake up and I never have these dreams hardly ever but I know if I wake up and I'm sweating and I start puking like I've been to another dimension it's always in the future and it's heavy man.

00:45:20.000 What about you, Michael?

00:45:22.000 I think the way it's been explained to me, like, if I write down these three numbers, 13, 9, 3, and 8, right, it's not going to mean anything to anyone, it's just like random numbers, but if I go through the alphabet and I tell you that the thirteenth of the alphabet is M, and the ninth letter of the alphabet is I, and the third letter is C, and the eighth letter is H, the next in the series would be A, my name, Michael, which would be a 1.

00:45:44.000 Right.

00:45:44.000 So, if you knew this code, You would be able to figure out, predict the next thing in the pattern, but that pattern had been there latently the whole time.

00:45:53.000 Even if you never knew about it, it still would have flowed automatically.

00:45:57.000 So when you take these kind of substances, is my understanding, you are perceiving patterns that other people are oblivious to.

00:46:04.000 And here's a perfectly rational example of this.

00:46:07.000 You're talking about DMT?

00:46:08.000 Or LSD?

00:46:09.000 LSD, all of it.

00:46:11.000 Here's another very simple example everyone understands, which is stock market traders, right?

00:46:17.000 If I know the market and I see this BMW stock should be $40, but it's trading at $30, I know, okay, this is a buy, it's going to go up.

00:46:26.000 Whereas if you don't know the stock market, these numbers aren't going to mean anything to you.

00:46:30.000 So it's about different forms of knowledge and being able to perceive information.

00:46:34.000 And just like one last point, everyone knows this.

00:46:37.000 If you look around this room, you see there's four of us here, there's a bunch of people over there, there's spooky ghosts, but we tune out so much.

00:46:45.000 That's where I was going.

00:46:47.000 It's an evolutionary development as a baby that we can only see a narrow light spectrum and not the electromagnetic because we're filtering it out because we can't handle it.

00:46:56.000 As we get older, we learn spiritually or through the pineal and all the rest of it to start engaging more of it, but then a lot of folks go crazy Because interfacing with that is too much.

00:47:05.000 Why?

00:47:05.000 Because we have an evolutionary development to block it out.

00:47:07.000 You said there were ghosts?

00:47:09.000 That's a joke.

00:47:10.000 I was like, you can see them too?

00:47:12.000 Let me tell you an insider training story.

00:47:15.000 This isn't like Martha Stewart.

00:47:16.000 You'll hear a super big story.

00:47:17.000 It'll be a big story.

00:47:18.000 Ghost story?

00:47:18.000 No, but I'll tell you a story.

00:47:19.000 Joe Rogan is a great guy.

00:47:21.000 I've known him 22 years.

00:47:22.000 He calls me up like six months ago.

00:47:24.000 And he goes, yeah, I made the decision to go to Spotify, don't tell anybody for about three months.

00:47:28.000 And then you went and just... No, no, I haven't told, I told part of it.

00:47:31.000 Yeah.

00:47:33.000 That was that was a conversation a month later.

00:47:35.000 I guess part of that's true.

00:47:36.000 Yes.

00:47:36.000 I forgot he called you about it.

00:47:38.000 Yes.

00:47:38.000 You know, I forgot what a small world.

00:47:40.000 Maybe it's all just me, you and Joe Rogan.

00:47:42.000 And no one else exists.

00:47:44.000 Mr. Malice.

00:47:45.000 That's all.

00:47:45.000 You're all just NPCs.

00:47:47.000 No, no, but seriously.

00:47:49.000 He goes, yeah, I'm looking at houses.

00:47:50.000 Where should I look?

00:47:50.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:47:51.000 I'm sick of this internship.

00:47:52.000 I'm going to move over.

00:47:53.000 Can I say this?

00:47:54.000 Yeah, you can say all this except I'm moving to Austin.

00:47:56.000 And then it was kind of some, you know, a lot of heat on it.

00:47:58.000 I might have embellished it a bit.

00:47:59.000 So I backed off what I said, because I don't want to get Joe in trouble.

00:48:02.000 Joe Rogan's moving to Mars, he called me.

00:48:04.000 I have the documents.

00:48:06.000 There's a moon base.

00:48:07.000 Well, I knew years ago that Elon Musk already lived outside Austin.

00:48:10.000 Okay.

00:48:12.000 He already lived there.

00:48:13.000 Well, I mean, he's rich enough.

00:48:15.000 He's got rocket bases in South Texas, North Texas.

00:48:17.000 I mean, yeah, he's got yeah, he's got houses there.

00:48:20.000 But yeah, no people know him.

00:48:21.000 He's he's I don't say where he lives, but he lives right outside Austin.

00:48:23.000 He's got a ranch and it's where he lives about half the time now.

00:48:26.000 But but but that's a side issue.

00:48:28.000 So the story Joe, I'm sitting there.

00:48:31.000 On my boat.

00:48:32.000 I got my kids on the boat.

00:48:33.000 I got some friends.

00:48:34.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:48:35.000 What's your boat called?

00:48:36.000 That's Alex's boat.

00:48:36.000 It's just a little moat.

00:48:37.000 What's it called?

00:48:38.000 It doesn't have a name.

00:48:39.000 It's a blue, uh, ski boat.

00:48:40.000 Can you give it a name now?

00:48:41.000 I'm disappointed.

00:48:42.000 It's a 26-foot motorboat.

00:48:43.000 It doesn't have a name.

00:48:44.000 It should have a name.

00:48:45.000 It should have a bigger boat. 0.95

00:48:47.000 Lil- Lil Jones.

00:48:48.000 It doesn't have a name.

00:48:49.000 Call it Dr. Malice.

00:48:50.000 Anyway, let's let- Alex, please finish your story.

00:48:52.000 It's a blue boat.

00:48:53.000 You're right, it was bigger, I'd name it.

00:48:56.000 Usually little boats don't have names on them.

00:48:58.000 I don't agree with you.

00:48:59.000 Michael's wearing a blue shirt called Little Mike.

00:49:02.000 Governors to Gitmo.com.

00:49:04.000 Alright, alright.

00:49:05.000 Please Alex, continue the story.

00:49:07.000 This is a real story.

00:49:08.000 Because so you know this you've talked to Joe you you do this and you never thought like this. I bet money Tim pool

00:49:14.000 Like well, let me ask you this question When did Joe tell you he was going to Spotify?

00:49:19.000 So you guys are friends you talk a lot least he's told me that you told me that I found out after the news broke

00:49:23.000 Wow, okay No, no, hold on. This was live on the show. This was live

00:49:28.000 on the show I you made an announcement about Joe Rogan and Spotify and

00:49:33.000 then we were gonna do a show and I ended up I texted Joe because I wanted to make sure I had

00:49:39.000 confirmation and During the show Joe called me and you left for 30 minutes.

00:49:44.000 I was right Yeah, and I got up and I went outside and talked to Joe

00:49:46.000 about it I came home to eat dinner and my wife who's here downstairs 0.98

00:49:49.000 She's like she's cooking dinner watching it and like hey, Tim pull scissors full of crap 0.99

00:49:54.000 Joe doesn't think like this, neither do you. 0.99

00:49:55.000 I think it would happen. Yeah. Yeah. News guard. Well, no.

00:49:58.000 I mean, Joe, listen, he was so angry.

00:50:00.000 He was yelling on the phone. Was he? No, I'm kidding. All right. Let me let me get the big part.

00:50:05.000 Joe doesn't think like this, neither do you. But I'm sitting there as a joke. I'm on this

00:50:11.000 boat with these people and I knew they wouldn't pay attention to me. And so Joe calls me. Yeah,

00:50:15.000 I've made the deal. I.

00:50:17.000 I'm leaving.

00:50:18.000 I won't announce for a couple of months.

00:50:19.000 I'm moving to Austin.

00:50:20.000 I'm going to close on a place in a couple of weeks, but you know, don't tell anybody, but I'm gonna go to Spotify.

00:50:25.000 I go, okay, buddy, that's great.

00:50:26.000 I won't tell anybody.

00:50:27.000 Hang up.

00:50:28.000 And I'm sitting there while these people that are friends with the family, they're nice lawyers, but they think they know everything.

00:50:32.000 And they're talking about stocks and stuff later.

00:50:34.000 And I go, you know, I bet Spotify is going to go up.

00:50:37.000 They're totally ignoring me.

00:50:38.000 So I crack a beer.

00:50:39.000 I'm like, all right.

00:50:40.000 And I knew that info, but I'm not in the stock market.

00:50:42.000 Who are you with?

00:50:43.000 It's just some lawyers and family.

00:50:45.000 I just love the idea that it's your family and you're giving them useful information.

00:50:48.000 They're basically taking classes to ignore you.

00:50:49.000 They're like, oh yeah, that's how my sick humor works.

00:50:54.000 So I'm on the front of the boat, they're swimming on the back, they're drinking beer, whatever.

00:50:58.000 What's the boat called?

00:50:59.000 It doesn't, yeah.

00:51:00.000 So I'm sitting there on this... Yes!

00:51:02.000 He's had it with me!

00:51:03.000 Yeah.

00:51:04.000 This is a real story.

00:51:05.000 Come on, come on, come on. 0.97

00:51:06.000 But I'm sitting, that's my sick sense of humor is, Joe Rogan, have a 10 minute conversation.

00:51:11.000 I know he's going to Spotify for sure.

00:51:13.000 He signed the deal.

00:51:13.000 He just told me, but don't tell anybody.

00:51:15.000 So I'm sitting there and they're talking about stocks in there.

00:51:18.000 I bought this house here and it's gone up 5%.

00:51:20.000 Oh really?

00:51:21.000 My 401k this.

00:51:22.000 And I just as a joke, cause I never talk about, I go, you know, I bet Spotify should be really big.

00:51:27.000 It's like, Oh, Meanwhile, I didn't go invest in Spotify.

00:51:31.000 I knew that was going on.

00:51:32.000 I didn't tell anybody.

00:51:33.000 I don't know stock.

00:51:34.000 It doubled when that was announced in one day.

00:51:36.000 It was huge.

00:51:37.000 And now it's even up more.

00:51:38.000 So you could have made a billion dollars.

00:51:41.000 At what point did you put in prison?

00:51:42.000 But the point was I knew that intel.

00:51:44.000 That's why this information is so valuable.

00:51:45.000 Would you go to prison if you bought stock on that?

00:51:48.000 No.

00:51:48.000 I don't know.

00:51:50.000 The stock could have gone down because Joe's controversial.

00:51:52.000 He's not an insider.

00:51:52.000 Insider is when you work for the company.

00:51:54.000 And Joe is controversial.

00:51:55.000 You could argue the stock could go down because of him.

00:51:57.000 Like last night we were talking about... Not a good argument.

00:51:59.000 I agree.

00:52:00.000 So why didn't I do it?

00:52:01.000 Because it's black magic.

00:52:03.000 I only have my strength because I never engage in it.

00:52:06.000 And here's how I work.

00:52:06.000 If I start watching sports, all I do is watch sports.

00:52:09.000 If I start doing something, I'm obsessed with it.

00:52:11.000 So I can't invest, even though with my knowledge of stuff and my insider knowledge, I could make a ton of money.

00:52:16.000 Do you meditate?

00:52:17.000 I need to.

00:52:18.000 Dude, if you meditate, you're gonna vibrate white energy across the universe.

00:52:22.000 I'm ready to do it right now with Tim Pool.

00:52:24.000 My wife's trying to get me to do it. 1.00

00:52:25.000 Oh, the plant stopped levitating.

00:52:26.000 Look at that.

00:52:27.000 The plant's gone.

00:52:28.000 No, but the thing stopped levitating.

00:52:29.000 It's because someone was trying to... That's a truth, but how cool is that?

00:52:33.000 They were trying to get pizza, and they knocked it over.

00:52:35.000 Think about insider trading.

00:52:36.000 You're not hearing me.

00:52:37.000 What could we have done?

00:52:39.000 But Joe's a great guy.

00:52:40.000 He trusted me with that information.

00:52:42.000 He had Dave Smith on instead of me.

00:52:43.000 He's not that great.

00:52:44.000 Okay. 0.82

00:52:45.000 Very failed comedian.

00:52:46.000 You said you were on Joe's show.

00:52:47.000 I know!

00:52:48.000 I was supposed to be on before the election, and then he just, like, leaving me hanging.

00:52:50.000 Let me tell you, though.

00:52:52.000 The menage a trois I had with Joe Rogan and Tim Dillon was amazing.

00:52:55.000 Yeah.

00:52:55.000 Were you the middle of that human centipede?

00:52:58.000 Yes, I was.

00:53:00.000 That's the worst part!

00:53:01.000 What do they call the lucky guy in the middle?

00:53:03.000 No, no, no.

00:53:03.000 It's not the worst part.

00:53:05.000 Of course it is.

00:53:05.000 The end is the worst part.

00:53:07.000 How?

00:53:09.000 Do you want me to go into detail about the digestive system and what comes out of the person in the middle?

00:53:13.000 The middle guy's having the same thing.

00:53:14.000 Yes, but the middle... I guess.

00:53:16.000 It's fake news. 0.53

00:53:16.000 I did not have sex with Tim Dillon. 0.53

00:53:18.000 Oh my gosh. 0.97

00:53:18.000 I guess you're right because the person in the middle dies right away in the human centipede. 0.97

00:53:22.000 No they don't.

00:53:23.000 Not right away.

00:53:24.000 But they'll go into septic shock.

00:53:26.000 No, I thought they did the thing and basically that you can survive because they're like feeding them.

00:53:30.000 So Tim, do you think what Joe Rogan told me he was going to Spotify?

00:53:34.000 Why are we talking about human centipedes?

00:53:35.000 Because he was the one with Tim Dillon and Joe Rogan.

00:53:37.000 I have the documents.

00:53:38.000 Oh my gosh.

00:53:40.000 Can you imagine that pay-per-view?

00:53:42.000 Oh my gosh.

00:53:43.000 It would be more like pay-per-not-view.

00:53:45.000 Like, I will give you money not to show this to me.

00:53:47.000 Exactly.

00:53:48.000 I'm only having some fun, man.

00:53:51.000 How did we get into the stock in Joe Rogan?

00:53:58.000 No, I was giving you an example of insider knowledge.

00:54:01.000 I actually know all about COVID, I know where it's going, all this stuff.

00:54:07.000 I wanted to say something to what you were talking about, these numbers.

00:54:10.000 I was once sitting at a Starbucks in New York City, and I was sitting at the window bar having a cup of coffee, and right across the street I could see a wall with black streaks going across it in an upward and arching angle.

00:54:22.000 And I looked at it and laughed, I know exactly what it is.

00:54:24.000 It's wall ride marks from a skateboard.

00:54:26.000 But I realized I was like, and this was a long time ago, maybe like 10 years ago, I was like, there are a ton of people who probably walk past that and say, where did these scuff marks come from?

00:54:34.000 No, because like, did a bicycle ride up the wall?

00:54:36.000 It's a perfect example.

00:54:37.000 If you have the practical knowledge, they don't.

00:54:39.000 They don't read the language.

00:54:40.000 So it's like, I see a totally different world from them.

00:54:43.000 Yes.

00:54:43.000 Based on what I know.

00:54:44.000 Yes.

00:54:44.000 Exactly.

00:54:45.000 And I'm so sick.

00:54:46.000 I like friends.

00:54:46.000 I like family.

00:54:47.000 I like people that are arrogant.

00:54:48.000 But I just did it because later I call those people up as a joke.

00:54:52.000 I'm like, you remember?

00:54:52.000 And they go, Oh my God, you did tell us Spotify.

00:54:55.000 And I said, Yeah, but I didn't tell you why. 1.00

00:54:56.000 Oh my God, why did you tell me you asshole? 1.00

00:54:59.000 I'm like, because it's to make you fucking pay attention to what I say. 1.00

00:55:01.000 Isn't it funny when like, I think Joe Rogan tweeted something about Jones being right. 0.98

00:55:05.000 I think was it the Epstein stuff?

00:55:06.000 Yeah.

00:55:07.000 And so it's like, you know, you could tell them be like, you should have listened.

00:55:11.000 But I don't, it's my sick sense of humor.

00:55:12.000 I'm saying that, but that reason I raised that story is I kind of am mad at myself because I've never bought stock.

00:55:18.000 Why didn't I do that?

00:55:19.000 But it's just, I don't think like that.

00:55:20.000 Why didn't I do it?

00:55:21.000 Dark energy, like you said, like corrupted, tainted.

00:55:23.000 I think there's something about purity or honesty.

00:55:25.000 Wow, I just realized.

00:55:27.000 That is maybe not more, I don't know, this is a challenging conversation.

00:55:30.000 No, I agree.

00:55:30.000 Anytime, exactly.

00:55:32.000 Once you get in that ocean, you're in it.

00:55:33.000 I have nothing to do with it.

00:55:35.000 Not because I'm even some purist.

00:55:36.000 I just, there's something about the stock market.

00:55:38.000 It's so, it's so evil, man.

00:55:39.000 I remember when I went, like, around this time, and I learned about this, and I thought to myself, like, wow, that stock's gonna skyrocket.

00:55:45.000 And then I just, like, carried on with my day, and, like, went and made a sandwich.

00:55:48.000 We talked about library, a social network.

00:55:49.000 I'm not in that world, I don't do stock.

00:55:51.000 On a show yesterday, we talked about library, and their crypto went up 200% yesterday.

00:55:55.000 Yeah, it's a, it's a hot potato.

00:55:57.000 But when you talk, like, it's that connected.

00:55:59.000 Dude, I, I, no, look, man, the one thing I really can't stand about the crypto stuff is that someone will go on a high-profile show with 100,000 viewers, concurrent, and be like, This is the coin!

00:56:08.000 Come on, you're telling me that everyone shouldn't go out and buy Ethereum right now?

00:56:12.000 That Ethereum isn't a great investment? 0.94

00:56:14.000 I think Ethereum is really the best way to put your money, and it's a better store of money than Bitcoin, which is for losers.

00:56:20.000 Let me just say how this works.

00:56:22.000 We all need new currencies.

00:56:24.000 We all need blockchain.

00:56:26.000 These are real sciences.

00:56:27.000 We need new currencies.

00:56:28.000 This is a libertarian view to free up markets and have our new systems.

00:56:32.000 to get out of the central banks.

00:56:33.000 The problem is, everyone's pumping a bunch of BS to make money on it going up in a pump and dump, and that's wrong.

00:56:40.000 And they want dollars.

00:56:41.000 They don't want the crypto.

00:56:42.000 Should Pump and Dump be the name of that pay-per-view threesome that you have with Joe? 0.99

00:56:45.000 Yes, that's perfect.

00:56:47.000 Oh my God!

00:56:48.000 Pump and Dump! 1.00

00:56:49.000 Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, and Tim Dillon. 1.00

00:56:51.000 The ultimate gay orgy live. 1.00

00:56:54.000 The big problem. 1.00

00:56:55.000 Now that is an experience.

00:56:56.000 It's a big problem.

00:56:58.000 That's a Joe Rogan, Tim Milne answer.

00:56:59.000 I think that's going to be on Pornhub.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, I don't know about that.

00:57:01.000 The big problem with crypto is that if crypto is going to be a viable currency outside of these central banks or, you know, the fiat stuff, people have to want it more than they want the fiat, but they don't.

00:57:10.000 They want to buy the crypto hoping that the dollar... Yeah, it's all pure speculation.

00:57:15.000 It's pure speculation.

00:57:15.000 It's not pure speculation.

00:57:17.000 It has some functions that people use.

00:57:18.000 But let me tell you, Max Keiser, you know who he is, right?

00:57:21.000 I don't.

00:57:22.000 You don't know Max?

00:57:22.000 He's one of the original guys.

00:57:24.000 He tried to give me like 20 million dollars of it or whatever.

00:57:27.000 This is like 13 years ago at Bilderberg when it first came out.

00:57:29.000 When did it first come out?

00:57:31.000 Oh, it was 2009 I think.

00:57:32.000 Yeah.

00:57:33.000 Or 11 years ago.

00:57:33.000 I never heard of him.

00:57:34.000 You know what year?

00:57:35.000 Luke?

00:57:36.000 Point is, I didn't do it because I got it with speculative.

00:57:40.000 It doesn't mean I don't think it's not a real technology.

00:57:42.000 I'm not going to lead my listeners to that.

00:57:44.000 No, no, no.

00:57:44.000 Listen, listen.

00:57:45.000 Bitcoin is a tremendously valuable technology.

00:57:48.000 It's very, very simple.

00:57:49.000 If I want to transfer value from here to, say, Japan... No, I get it. 0.70

00:57:53.000 We need a different system.

00:57:55.000 It's just, it's like the normal system for, like, if you want to give someone in Europe, if I want to hire someone in Europe and pay them to do art, right, so I hired some European studio to do the animation for my video, for the music video I did, then it's not particularly easy to transfer money from me to them.

00:58:10.000 By the way, that was a good video.

00:58:11.000 Oh, thank you.

00:58:12.000 We got banned that night.

00:58:14.000 We played it and...

00:58:15.000 Crypto is instant.

00:58:16.000 So I can give me your address, boom, you've got it.

00:58:18.000 You file your paperwork in your country, you deal with your taxes.

00:58:20.000 I agree, and everyone that's doing it, I agree, should trade in it.

00:58:24.000 But listen, listen.

00:58:25.000 The current price of Bitcoin is meaningless.

00:58:28.000 If I take $200 and buy Bitcoin and then transfer it immediately to you in, say, Japan, you sell it immediately for $200.

00:58:34.000 No, that's the whole thing.

00:58:35.000 You don't sell it.

00:58:35.000 You start using it as a store of value.

00:58:37.000 What I'm saying is that... So does that mean dumping it or pumping it?

00:58:40.000 No, no, listen, listen.

00:58:41.000 People are people right now are using Bitcoin to they'll go to someone and say I'll take you know $100 of Bitcoin send it to you and you'll sell it for $100 that $100 transferred immediately and there's intermediaries who make money off holding and trading.

00:58:54.000 Sure, just like stocks it's a trading mix.

00:58:56.000 That's why everyone should buy Ethereum.

00:58:57.000 It's a simple way for me to transfer value instantly to you and we don't care about the coin, but the problem is is a bunch of other S-Coins.

00:59:06.000 S-Coins. 0.99

00:59:07.000 We already swore so we'll just say it's shit coins. 0.99

00:59:09.000 And what they do is most many of them do literally nothing and they're Ponzi schemes. 0.99

00:59:17.000 I've had major, not to name drop, it's just weird, major Hollywood stars call me and go, we'll pay you a million dollars a week to promote this coin and then I literally don't promote it and like a month, six months later, they indict the guy that owns the company.

00:59:33.000 I mean, I'm like, whoa, dude, I'm not touching any of this.

00:59:36.000 I mean, that's what I'm telling you.

00:59:37.000 The reason why Ethereum is better than Bitcoin is because of smart contracts, which is a new type of technology that can be embedded in the coin.

00:59:43.000 So what you can say is when this Ethereum goes to this person, we're going to activate this program.

00:59:47.000 So like, I want my power turned on this month instead of giving them a dollar and hoping some human does it and trusting that there's a human there.

00:59:54.000 When the coin goes, it automates.

00:59:56.000 The transaction.

00:59:56.000 So that's the future of cryptos.

00:59:58.000 I want to be clear, all of this is the future.

01:00:00.000 I love new currencies, I love it all.

01:00:02.000 I'm just saying, just like the gold rush into California or the oil rush into Texas or Pennsylvania, there's always wildcatting and scams that go with the boom.

01:00:10.000 Michael!

01:00:10.000 And I'm just saying.

01:00:11.000 Do you think aliens use cryptocurrency?

01:00:13.000 I'm just kidding.

01:00:15.000 I think aliens have all sorts of trading systems, mainly on raw material and ideas and data.

01:00:20.000 I heard that Star Trek is communism.

01:00:23.000 Well, it is.

01:00:24.000 It's the UN symbol.

01:00:25.000 When they talk about the International Global Federation... Star Trek isn't communism.

01:00:29.000 I didn't really mean to ignite this nerd debate, but it's not communism.

01:00:32.000 I wonder if they use electrolasers, like they vaporize materials and then shoot it with a laser to a receptacle where they cool it down back into the material?

01:00:40.000 Star Trek?

01:00:40.000 Aliens.

01:00:41.000 Oh, aliens.

01:00:43.000 All right, let's talk serious about this.

01:00:44.000 About the aliens?

01:00:45.000 Let's, because here's the deal.

01:00:46.000 See, we're trapped in this.

01:00:47.000 I'm like Gilligan, who played Gilligan on Gilligan's Island.

01:00:50.000 I'll always be Gilligan.

01:00:51.000 Or J.R.

01:00:52.000 on Dallas.

01:00:52.000 You're clearly the skipper.

01:00:53.000 Or Darth Vader. 0.65

01:00:54.000 Oh, you're fooling.

01:00:55.000 Well, who would you... You know what I was wondering, Alex?

01:00:57.000 I'm a Mary Ann type guy.

01:00:58.000 I like Mary Ann.

01:00:58.000 Yes, she's the best.

01:01:00.000 She's approachable.

01:01:01.000 Does your family have any, like, famous recipes or foods that you are proficient in producing?

01:01:07.000 God, my mother, when I was a kid, I was totally spoiled. 0.84

01:01:10.000 When I was around, three meals a day, five course dinners, gourmet cook.

01:01:15.000 She doesn't cook that much, she cooks some now, like one meal a day, but my mother, I was brought up with a classic mother that was just badass. 1.00

01:01:23.000 Apple pie?

01:01:24.000 We're talking ironing my shirts and loving it and like cooking five-star meals.

01:01:29.000 You're very lucky.

01:01:29.000 And everything else, so yeah.

01:01:30.000 I know you laughed when I asked the question.

01:01:32.000 It's silly, but it's meant to be as basic as possible because, like you mentioned about being Gilligan, people have this image of you and you're one thing.

01:01:41.000 And I'm like, you've certainly baked a cake before, Alex.

01:01:44.000 You know what I mean?

01:01:46.000 You've certainly been a regular person doing regular things.

01:01:49.000 We talked about this on the phone the first time we were setting up the show, because I had mentioned how crazy it is that people, like you're probably going to the grocery store to buy milk. 0.52

01:01:56.000 I'm a lot more than just Alex Jones and gay frogs. 0.98

01:01:59.000 I have my husband, Luke Rudasky. 0.99

01:02:02.000 He's also gay lizards and gay birds. 0.99

01:02:04.000 He's a gay Dr. Doolittle. 0.99

01:02:07.000 No, but that's what they do is, there's probably five memes that have, no exaggeration, 100 million views each on different things. 0.99

01:02:14.000 And it's all the same, like I'll eat my neighbors, gay frogs. 1.00

01:02:18.000 And then the gay neighbor thing I said, this is an allegory of like the road, Viggo Mortensen, the collapse of society. 1.00

01:02:24.000 If you really go down this Malthusian road, we could be eating our neighbors. 0.96

01:02:28.000 Okay, fine, I'm gonna eat my neighbors.

01:02:30.000 I'm sizing them up with a chain.

01:02:32.000 I said before in the same 10 minute segment, I said before and after, this is theater.

01:02:37.000 That's what they do.

01:02:39.000 They look for clips to take out of context to make a super cut.

01:02:43.000 Alex, you're also a performer.

01:02:45.000 You know you're a performer.

01:02:46.000 You act up in a certain way.

01:02:47.000 Yes, I believe in my political views.

01:02:49.000 And then they go, oh, but you admit you're an actor in movies.

01:02:52.000 Like, yeah, I'm an actor in that movie.

01:02:54.000 You know, Scanner Darkly or, you know, Oh, yes.

01:02:57.000 I gotta ask you, my buddy played you in The Hunt.

01:03:01.000 Did you watch that movie?

01:03:02.000 I did not.

01:03:02.000 Oh, okay.

01:03:03.000 It's a good movie.

01:03:04.000 I thought it was gonna be bad.

01:03:05.000 It's actually really funny.

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:06.000 Did you guys know that I'm on two episodes of A Thousand Ways to Die?

01:03:09.000 No.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, you guys know that show?

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:12.000 I was in two.

01:03:12.000 I was in one where a mime eats a pickle and then chokes to death.

01:03:15.000 Okay.

01:03:16.000 And they hired me as skater dude and my line was siiiick and I did the the hang ten thing.

01:03:21.000 And the other one was I was a uh Repscalian punk with my young female friend and we were

01:03:26.000 skateboarding and drinking 40s in a park when a cop came up who was huffing paint and then told

01:03:31.000 us to leave and stole our drinks and then dropped his gun and picked it up backwards and killed

01:03:35.000 himself. This is a tv show by the way. I've seen that. Yeah so so I'm in these two episodes and

01:03:40.000 it was funny because uh I filmed them before Occupy Wall Street.

01:03:43.000 My friend was an assistant, production assistant.

01:03:47.000 So she was like, we really need skater guy for these two episodes.

01:03:50.000 So I went, I was like, I'll definitely do it.

01:03:52.000 I got paid like nothing.

01:03:52.000 It was like 50 bucks.

01:03:54.000 But then I went to Occupy Wall Street, where I actually met this guy, Luke Rutkowski.

01:03:58.000 I get a bunch of press attention, but it didn't air until like a year after we filmed it.

01:04:02.000 And then everyone started accusing me of using my fame from Occupy to go to Hollywood to try and be an actor.

01:04:07.000 Actually, I remember hearing that.

01:04:08.000 No, I heard the reverse.

01:04:10.000 He's CIA.

01:04:10.000 He's an actor.

01:04:11.000 Crisis actor.

01:04:12.000 Here's the proof.

01:04:13.000 What, me?

01:04:14.000 Which, by the way, I barely ever talked about crisis actor stuff.

01:04:16.000 I'm not going to get in the name of the thing they always attack because I don't want to cover it.

01:04:19.000 They're like, will you promise to stop talking about this event?

01:04:22.000 I barely ever talked about it.

01:04:23.000 I hate it.

01:04:23.000 I'm like allergic to it.

01:04:25.000 It's it's listeners and it's random minority of people to do it.

01:04:29.000 But it's always the minority.

01:04:30.000 But they can't they can't recognize faces.

01:04:33.000 So they think I'm Bo Bridges.

01:04:35.000 They think I'm Bill Hicks.

01:04:37.000 And they think everybody's a crisis actor.

01:04:39.000 So look, in that in that vein, when you mentioned Gilligan.

01:04:46.000 Well, let's do I actually look like I like the Oh my god, Genghis Khan.

01:04:51.000 You're a crisis actor.

01:04:52.000 You're really Genghis Khan. 0.64

01:04:54.000 You know what hurt is?

01:04:56.000 I am a gorilla! 1.00

01:04:57.000 Kill yourself! 1.00

01:05:01.000 I think we have to actually just jump into aliens. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Yes, we have to.

01:05:05.000 Right?

01:05:05.000 It's never gonna happen.

01:05:06.000 Well, they're real.

01:05:07.000 I mean, I can't prove that.

01:05:08.000 It feels like it.

01:05:12.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop right now.

01:05:16.000 I am a gorilla.

01:05:18.000 Let's get serious for a minute.

01:05:20.000 I am going to prove aliens are real in the next five minutes.

01:05:24.000 You guys go ahead and talk and then I'm going to prove aliens are real and are on the planet and that new ones are being made every day.

01:05:29.000 Get ready.

01:05:30.000 All right.

01:05:30.000 What's your favorite band, Michael?

01:05:31.000 Probably Blondie. 0.98

01:05:32.000 Is it really?

01:05:33.000 Yeah.

01:05:33.000 They're pretty good.

01:05:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:34.000 That was like late 70s.

01:05:35.000 Call me!

01:05:36.000 Yeah, Heart of Glass.

01:05:38.000 I met Debbie a few times.

01:05:39.000 She wasn't nice, but that's okay.

01:05:40.000 She's alright.

01:05:41.000 Really?

01:05:41.000 Oh, that's a bummer.

01:05:42.000 That's alright.

01:05:42.000 I really like Muse.

01:05:43.000 Muse is pretty good.

01:05:44.000 Muse is awesome.

01:05:45.000 Muse is more contemporary.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, modern.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:48.000 Yeah, that's fantastic.

01:05:48.000 I gotta have a bodyguard to protect me from Luke Rudowsky.

01:05:50.000 That's true, yeah.

01:05:52.000 Who's your favorite band?

01:05:53.000 What kind of music do you like, Alex?

01:05:54.000 Do you think I have enough big black bodyguards to be here?

01:05:58.000 I'd say so. 0.55

01:05:59.000 I thought it was one of those weird church choirs behind you.

01:06:03.000 He actually has a bunch of security guards here, he's not joking.

01:06:06.000 So we've had some light chatter.

01:06:10.000 Here's the problem, you don't tell them no.

01:06:11.000 So I said, these are great people.

01:06:13.000 Great, great people.

01:06:15.000 The thing is, I will need them tomorrow with Antifa at this big rally.

01:06:17.000 They will try to attack us.

01:06:19.000 So they're not lazy.

01:06:20.000 They're like, hey, you guys, take the night off after dinner.

01:06:21.000 No, we're going with you.

01:06:22.000 So they're good guys.

01:06:23.000 They're great people.

01:06:24.000 And then we definitely need them.

01:06:25.000 You know, Antifa attacked everybody three weeks ago after our big march, like half a million people.

01:06:29.000 They were like beating up women and children. 0.98

01:06:30.000 So I'll need these guys tomorrow.

01:06:32.000 They're going to be earning their money tomorrow.

01:06:33.000 But they're definitely... I kind of feel guilty.

01:06:36.000 I got these huge dudes.

01:06:37.000 They're like 10 people a piece.

01:06:38.000 Did you come in heavy?

01:06:40.000 You come heavy?

01:06:41.000 They can't answer.

01:06:41.000 He's heavy, yeah.

01:06:42.000 They can't answer.

01:06:43.000 Are you going to prove aliens now?

01:06:46.000 It hasn't been five minutes. 1.00

01:06:47.000 I'm going to lay on you some shit. 1.00

01:06:52.000 Literally? 1.00

01:06:52.000 Is this how the human centipede slide this shit? 1.00

01:06:57.000 I mean, I don't want you, okay? 1.00

01:06:58.000 I want Luke Riddell.

01:06:59.000 Have you guys ever studied?

01:07:00.000 And you shall have him!

01:07:01.000 No, no, no, he's got to prove aliens exist.

01:07:03.000 Hold on.

01:07:03.000 You think about climatics.

01:07:04.000 Are you going to prove aliens exist?

01:07:08.000 Luke is our son.

01:07:10.000 Princess Leia, I am Darth Vader.

01:07:11.000 Luke.

01:07:14.000 Luke is your son.

01:07:14.000 I've been saying that.

01:07:15.000 What is happening?

01:07:17.000 He's our son.

01:07:18.000 So the Israeli former head of- Princess Leia.

01:07:21.000 You are Princess Leia.

01:07:22.000 Me?

01:07:22.000 Oh yeah, he does look like her.

01:07:25.000 I am Darth Vader.

01:07:27.000 You know what that means.

01:07:28.000 Luke is your son.

01:07:29.000 I have to kiss Luke? 1.00

01:07:30.000 No, it means he likes killing children. 1.00

01:07:33.000 Yeah, the Sith. 0.99

01:07:34.000 Younglings.

01:07:36.000 Israeli former head of... See, you were the one who told me you were like, I'm getting pigeonholed, I'm Gilligan, I want to talk about space programs.

01:07:43.000 Okay, okay. 0.89

01:07:44.000 I really want to just make gay jokes all the time. 1.00

01:07:50.000 Jokes. 0.94

01:07:50.000 The former head of the Israeli security space program. 0.94

01:07:52.000 Let's get serious.

01:07:53.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:07:55.000 I'm no longer a gorilla.

01:07:57.000 I am a gorilla.

01:08:00.000 All right, sorry, stop, stop.

01:08:04.000 Let's get serious.

01:08:08.000 As serious as me bringing a bunch of huge security dudes to your house.

01:08:11.000 What's the point of that?

01:08:12.000 It's fun.

01:08:12.000 I thought it was... I was like, that's kind of interesting.

01:08:14.000 We're in the middle of nowhere.

01:08:15.000 Are you worried about me?

01:08:16.000 I want to intimidate you.

01:08:17.000 Wait, maybe he's worried about me.

01:08:18.000 I thought you were intimidated.

01:08:19.000 No, no, they... I am scared.

01:08:21.000 No, they're just... They're professionals.

01:08:23.000 Yeah, man.

01:08:24.000 I need protection from Tim Pool.

01:08:25.000 That's true.

01:08:26.000 People don't know that Tim Pool can like pull your heart out with jujitsu and kung fu.

01:08:30.000 Like you've heard a lot of stuff.

01:08:31.000 I think he's more taekwondo.

01:08:33.000 I actually took kung fu.

01:08:35.000 Oh, okay.

01:08:36.000 Yeah.

01:08:36.000 All right, let me get serious.

01:08:37.000 Let me get serious.

01:08:38.000 Yes.

01:08:38.000 I'm gonna prove to you aliens right now.

01:08:40.000 Let's do it.

01:08:41.000 You want to hear this?

01:08:42.000 Yep.

01:08:43.000 Yes.

01:08:44.000 Aliens simply means none of this world are new, correct?

01:08:47.000 Okay.

01:08:50.000 Oh, you want to debate that, Mr. Malice?

01:08:52.000 No, but I feel like if you're going to do linguistic jiu-jitsu, this is not going where we thought it was going to go.

01:08:56.000 Are you?

01:08:58.000 Are the greys real? 1.00

01:08:59.000 Are you in a league with Luke Rudowsky?

01:09:01.000 I am.

01:09:01.000 Well, we are in one league.

01:09:02.000 Luke's not even saying anything.

01:09:04.000 You keep pulling him into that.

01:09:05.000 I think we're ready to have a mignon in a second.

01:09:07.000 We're going to get him in there.

01:09:08.000 All right, well, let me get serious.

01:09:11.000 I am a gorilla.

01:09:13.000 I am a gorilla. 1.00

01:09:14.000 Murder yourself. 1.00

01:09:15.000 Stop distracting me. 1.00

01:09:16.000 It's just been 10 minutes of you saying this.

01:09:18.000 It's gonna be 40.

01:09:19.000 No, no.

01:09:20.000 That'll be a fact check.

01:09:22.000 The show is bad.

01:09:23.000 He's not a gorilla.

01:09:24.000 He's not actually a gorilla. 1.00

01:09:25.000 They're not supposed to have fun with you assholes in big tech. 0.99

01:09:28.000 Listen, let me get serious. 1.00

01:09:30.000 I will prove to you aliens right now. 0.99

01:09:32.000 Okay, let's cover it right now.

01:09:35.000 You know they have the theories that humans came from being seated here on Earth.

01:09:38.000 Yeah.

01:09:38.000 They established it in the New York Times as panspermia.

01:09:41.000 Yes.

01:09:41.000 Is that what it's called?

01:09:43.000 Yeah.

01:09:43.000 But these are like regular scientific theories that like fungus came down and like crashed on Earth through meteorites and stuff like that, right?

01:09:48.000 And the reason is it kind of violates the laws of entropy.

01:09:50.000 Like you don't have any simple system that spontaneously becomes more complex.

01:09:53.000 It's always the complex systems break down.

01:09:55.000 So something's not going to happen.

01:09:57.000 And to add to that, life is negative entropy insofar as it creates more entropy as life is created, you know, so there's always more entropy being created.

01:10:06.000 Continue, good sir.

01:10:07.000 No, exactly, so...

01:10:09.000 Obviously, like the mainline Baptist preacher doesn't get it, but he goes, I didn't come from a monkey and you don't find a Swiss watch out in the middle of Sahara Desert.

01:10:17.000 Well, that's actually true.

01:10:19.000 But it doesn't mean his six thousand year old models are right.

01:10:21.000 You know, that's BS.

01:10:22.000 And it doesn't mean like their claim that, oh, 50 million years ago, this happened.

01:10:26.000 They don't know.

01:10:26.000 There's actually jumps in evolution.

01:10:28.000 Yeah.

01:10:28.000 And that's what we know.

01:10:29.000 Like something's going on here.

01:10:30.000 Evolution is real.

01:10:31.000 And all of a sudden, totally like in a thousand years.

01:10:34.000 It's called the Cambrian explosion.

01:10:36.000 Right.

01:10:36.000 Where we have this fossil layer of all of these different species that emerged around the same time.

01:10:40.000 Yeah.

01:10:41.000 Over and over again.

01:10:41.000 So let's talk about that first.

01:10:43.000 I'll give you the alien proof.

01:10:45.000 You're smart guys.

01:10:45.000 You know all this.

01:10:46.000 General public just thinks I make this up.

01:10:47.000 You guys know it.

01:10:48.000 Each step, you know the next step.

01:10:50.000 I'll give you the next step after that.

01:10:51.000 Yeah, the Cambrian explosion.

01:10:52.000 I don't know, how do we elaborate beyond that?

01:10:53.000 The Burgess Shale is another one.

01:10:55.000 Yeah?

01:10:55.000 Yeah, basically, like, evolution does not, it's not happened at a single rate.

01:11:01.000 It has these weird spikes, and it's not at all clear what would cause these spikes to occur.

01:11:06.000 And, like, the formation of the solar system happened in one moment, it looks like.

01:11:10.000 And now they know matter's going both directions.

01:11:12.000 Big Bang's not true.

01:11:13.000 There's a bunch of bangs going on.

01:11:15.000 Like popcorn.

01:11:16.000 Yeah.

01:11:17.000 Interesting.

01:11:17.000 So, one thing, I went and saw this lecture from this scientist guy.

01:11:23.000 He said, he took it to a religious place, which I didn't agree with, but he talked about... I am a gorilla.

01:11:28.000 That's right, you are.

01:11:29.000 He talked about the astronomical odds by which we exist on Earth.

01:11:33.000 And he said something like, what you need to realize is that Jupiter is a filtration system for the solar system, keeping away the asteroid belts and debris.

01:11:40.000 It grabs all the comets, all the... Exactly, yeah.

01:11:42.000 And stops them from hitting us.

01:11:43.000 And the moon's at the perfect spot for us.

01:11:45.000 We're like the perfect spot.

01:11:46.000 You know what's crazy?

01:11:47.000 This is such a logical fallacy.

01:11:48.000 Are you seriously going down this road?

01:11:49.000 Because you'll argue out of billions of star systems... No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:11:54.000 I said he took it to a religious place I don't agree with.

01:11:55.000 No, I'm saying it's not that Earth is special.

01:11:58.000 It's not we're here... It's the puddles.

01:11:59.000 There's trillions of galaxies.

01:12:00.000 There's going to be a few spots worth running.

01:12:02.000 No, no, no, no.

01:12:02.000 Stop.

01:12:02.000 I don't want you to misinterpret me.

01:12:04.000 Do you know the... I don't know what you call the allegory of the puddle?

01:12:08.000 There's a puddle of water and it looks around and says, I fit perfectly in this hole in the ground.

01:12:12.000 This puddle, this hole was made for me.

01:12:15.000 I get it.

01:12:15.000 Just because we're in this very special position doesn't mean it is special because there's so much stuff going on.

01:12:21.000 It's special because we're here.

01:12:22.000 It's not that we're here because it's special.

01:12:23.000 The point I was making is that There was a guy who was giving this speech to me, talking about how the position of Jupiter, the position of the Moon, all of these things are so astronomical, it must prove!

01:12:32.000 And I said, no, it's the opposite.

01:12:34.000 No, this is where the environment exists to let it happen.

01:12:36.000 Exactly.

01:12:37.000 If it wasn't for Jupiter, life couldn't have emerged here.

01:12:40.000 And Saturn, it pulls in a lot of this stuff.

01:12:42.000 Interesting theory about how they got formed, apparently a long time ago, either it was a binary star system that collided, and then because of a Z-pinch, It just ejected all this matter into what we now know as the solar system.

01:12:55.000 24 rocky bodies of planets all colliding into each other.

01:12:59.000 Giant gas bubble, like Saturn still has a heat signature inside it, like it's an old star.

01:13:04.000 And it was either from a binary collision or... Yeah, that's the whole 2001.

01:13:07.000 Detonating Lucifer is supposed to be Saturn, like they do Jupiter in the movie.

01:13:11.000 But yeah, that's detonating Lucifer to reignite that star.

01:13:14.000 Alright, so what's the next step, Alex?

01:13:16.000 The aliens.

01:13:18.000 Okay, well let's just say it.

01:13:19.000 You're like, of course we know that once I say it.

01:13:22.000 The globalists have said, we know there's jumps in evolution.

01:13:25.000 We're going to artificially take control of human evolution.

01:13:27.000 And so when they take different families of bacteria and plants and animals and mix them and create chimeras, which have been going on for more than 50 years, it's all admitted now.

01:13:39.000 Lichen is an example of this.

01:13:40.000 That's a natural chimera. 0.81

01:13:41.000 Yes.

01:13:42.000 And like a jellyfish is also a... Oh!

01:13:45.000 What's that?

01:13:45.000 Not a siphonophore.

01:13:46.000 No, no.

01:13:47.000 Portuguese man-of-war.

01:13:48.000 Man-of-war, that's right.

01:13:49.000 Yeah, it's not a jellyfish.

01:13:50.000 It's like four different things mashed together.

01:13:52.000 Yes, correct. 0.63

01:13:52.000 Crazy. 0.63

01:13:52.000 Yeah, it's a colony creature. 0.63

01:13:54.000 Yes.

01:13:54.000 Yeah, wow.

01:13:55.000 Yeah, so the globalists are all into this.

01:13:56.000 That's what they're obsessed with, but... So they want to make a human centipede.

01:14:00.000 Well, I could think of three people I could suggest.

01:14:02.000 With the big knowledge, there's interdimensional Colony creatures.

01:14:07.000 And we're only one level of a colony creature.

01:14:09.000 And that's what the globalists actually believe.

01:14:11.000 This is like the highest level stuff.

01:14:12.000 This is what I was talking about with the elves, how we're 3D manifestations of 4D being.

01:14:15.000 Right.

01:14:16.000 But here's the next thing.

01:14:17.000 So they're all creating, you could say, well, if you take fungus and a plant and a bug and mix it together, you can still say it's off the earth, so it's not alien.

01:14:26.000 But with nanotech and with CRISPR editing, they are now creating With computers, thousands of labs, pure research, scrambling genetics together and making new creatures which are alien and have never existed on this planet.

01:14:41.000 I see.

01:14:41.000 So we're building the aliens here now.

01:14:44.000 That's a fact.

01:14:44.000 Aliens are here.

01:14:45.000 We're building them.

01:14:46.000 And you can say we're like a dimensional super intelligence gate that can't help but create.

01:14:51.000 Like Atlantis.

01:14:51.000 Atlantis was really hot.

01:14:53.000 Are those aliens or just artificial life forms?

01:14:56.000 They are.

01:14:56.000 They're artificial life forms.

01:14:57.000 I don't know if you can call them artificial life forms.

01:14:59.000 If they're made by man?

01:15:00.000 Listen, here's the deal.

01:15:01.000 By the definition is, it's never been on the planet.

01:15:04.000 It's totally new and it's mathematically created with artificial machines.

01:15:08.000 Have you seen the glowing mice?

01:15:10.000 That's a jellyfish gene.

01:15:11.000 Part jellyfish.

01:15:11.000 Right, right, right.

01:15:12.000 But that's like very rudimentary based on what you're saying.

01:15:14.000 By the way.

01:15:14.000 They've made mice that glow in the dark.

01:15:15.000 Did you know the new, the big vaccine that just got approved in England?

01:15:18.000 The Pfizer vaccine has jellyfish genes in it.

01:15:22.000 What?

01:15:22.000 But that, you could go to any Petco and have a glow-in-the-dark Tetras with jellyfish genes.

01:15:27.000 I know, that's what I'm telling you.

01:15:28.000 Really?

01:15:28.000 Yeah.

01:15:29.000 Here's an example.

01:15:29.000 We own a ranch in East Texas.

01:15:31.000 We've had since the 1820s.

01:15:33.000 Literally bought it from the Mexicans, okay? 1.00

01:15:35.000 We're one of the only ranches now, no seriously, we bought it from Mexico.

01:15:38.000 Like I said, we bought it from the Mexicans.

01:15:40.000 No, it's just we bought it from the Mexicans.

01:15:41.000 I'm saying it's that long.

01:15:42.000 See how, like, under political correctness, he was saying, we bought it from the Germans.

01:15:45.000 We bought it from the Russians.

01:15:46.000 We bought it from the Japanese.

01:15:47.000 I bought it from the Mexicans.

01:15:48.000 Now it's bad.

01:15:49.000 See how we are, like, self-noting that if I talk about something... Yeah, Michael. 0.63

01:15:53.000 You bigot.

01:15:53.000 You have to go back.

01:15:54.000 I'm not mad. 0.96

01:15:55.000 Some Mexicans. 0.77

01:15:56.000 We've got an old ranch.

01:15:57.000 Exactly.

01:15:58.000 We've got an old ranch.

01:16:00.000 And we... Where is your sombrero?

01:16:03.000 Actually, cowboy hats are from Spain and Mexico.

01:16:08.000 We think of Western stuff as like an Anglo thing.

01:16:10.000 That's actually Hispanic.

01:16:12.000 And the pedal steel guitar came from Hawaii.

01:16:14.000 A lot of it, yeah.

01:16:15.000 Well, the banjo came from... guitar came from Spain.

01:16:18.000 But what I'm getting at here is that Most the ranches around us is we kind of got regular just beef cows not fancy enough to pay the taxes but now 20 years ago they were doing artificial insemination 40 years ago all that now almost all the ranches around us are cloned cows.

01:16:37.000 Is that right?

01:16:37.000 No way.

01:16:38.000 Yeah no no.

01:16:38.000 I thought that was illegal.

01:16:39.000 No what I'm telling you is it's already mainline dude the bulls are cloned Then they artificially inseminate, create clones of the biggest cows?

01:16:47.000 I thought cloning was illegal in the US.

01:16:48.000 Wait a minute, if it's artificial insemination, that's not cloning.

01:16:50.000 No, no, no, I'm saying 40 years ago they were doing artificial insemination.

01:16:53.000 Oh, okay.

01:16:53.000 I've done artificial insemination.

01:16:55.000 If you have sex with Tim Dillon, I guess it's artificial insemination.

01:16:58.000 No, no, when I was a kid, they used to send me when I was like 10, 11, 12 to work at this big ranch.

01:17:03.000 Alex Jones is 100% correct.

01:17:04.000 Oh, snap! 1.00

01:17:05.000 Clone farms have been around for some time apparently.

01:17:07.000 What?

01:17:08.000 Who knew?

01:17:09.000 What is this?

01:17:10.000 I'm just telling you, my family's in the beef business, okay?

01:17:14.000 And I'm telling you that we're like one of the only ranches in the area that doesn't have cloned cows, dude.

01:17:22.000 The future's already here, is what I'm saying.

01:17:24.000 That was 10 years, that was 11 years ago.

01:17:25.000 I didn't know that.

01:17:27.000 That's crazy.

01:17:28.000 Do you think that we're committing genetic modification in order to easily connect with external forces?

01:17:36.000 I'll tell you what happens.

01:17:40.000 Dude, I'm sorry, I just want to read this.

01:17:43.000 Go ahead.

01:17:43.000 Validate what I have to say.

01:17:44.000 The U.S.

01:17:45.000 Food and Drug Administration in 2008 approved the sale of food from clones and their offspring, stating the products are indistinguishable from that of their non-clone counterparts.

01:17:53.000 Twins or clones?

01:17:54.000 Japan, the European Union, and others followed suit.

01:17:57.000 The moves have stirred controversy about whether tinkering with nature is safe or even ethical, prompting major food companies to swear off food products from cloned animals.

01:18:05.000 The thing is, twins are clones.

01:18:07.000 Twins are natural clones. 1.00

01:18:09.000 Guys, let me give you the big news.

01:18:10.000 Let me give you the big news.

01:18:12.000 What I'm telling you is, we know the big ranches.

01:18:16.000 We sold them, one of the biggest ranches, we sold them 10,000 acres like in the 60s.

01:18:20.000 It's clones now, dude.

01:18:22.000 And here's the crazy part.

01:18:24.000 They now have clones breeding with clones that aren't even made in the laboratory.

01:18:28.000 But what you do is, and I used to work there.

01:18:30.000 I don't understand, Alex.

01:18:31.000 If two clones breed, then the new offspring is going to have new genes.

01:18:36.000 Right, not clones.

01:18:36.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:18:37.000 That's a hybrid.

01:18:39.000 Right.

01:18:39.000 A clone spring.

01:18:40.000 But let me tell you, listen.

01:18:42.000 I'm nine years old the first time.

01:18:45.000 that my dad goes, you're going for a month this summer to work at this big famous ranch.

01:18:50.000 I'll leave it there.

01:18:50.000 It's by our ranch.

01:18:51.000 Our ranch is small compared to this.

01:18:53.000 I go in, there's a guy who looks like Santa Claus.

01:18:55.000 He's a vet, famous vet.

01:18:57.000 Wait, you got shipped off at nine years old to work at a ranch?

01:18:59.000 Yeah, just during the summer.

01:19:00.000 Oh, okay.

01:19:01.000 But let me tell you a story.

01:19:02.000 I come in, this guy's got a Santa Claus beard, looks like Santa Claus.

01:19:05.000 He's drinking whiskey at 7 a.m.

01:19:08.000 in the morning.

01:19:09.000 And it's a huge white laboratory.

01:19:11.000 With squeeze shoots and all these cows, these giant black Angus cows.

01:19:15.000 And he goes, watch this.

01:19:16.000 And they start running him in.

01:19:17.000 He's artificially inseminating him.

01:19:18.000 He's palpating him to see what's going on.

01:19:20.000 He's explaining to me genetic engineering.

01:19:22.000 I'm like, why am I here?

01:19:22.000 Oh, I like your dad.

01:19:23.000 That's why I get to see this.

01:19:25.000 So I meet the guy later.

01:19:26.000 He's working for another ranch.

01:19:28.000 The point was, this is all going on, and that I was there when the cloned animals started coming in 30 years ago.

01:19:34.000 What Alex, what we need to stress is from this article, it's not just cloning, it's genetically modified animals.

01:19:39.000 Check this quote out.

01:19:39.000 Yeah, yeah, they're not all just clones, exactly.

01:19:41.000 Check this quote out.

01:19:41.000 This is from Reuters.com.

01:19:43.000 I want everyone to look at this, and I want to show you the NewsGuard certification.

01:19:46.000 That's Microsoft, okay?

01:19:47.000 Boom.

01:19:48.000 95 out of 100.

01:19:49.000 You know it's legit.

01:19:50.000 It's Reuters.com.

01:19:50.000 Bill Gates said so!

01:19:51.000 It's true!

01:19:52.000 Quote, if you don't need as much corn to feed your cattle, you might be able to cut back on the amount of fertilizer put out there on the countryside that might end up in a river.

01:20:00.000 You can cut the amount of diesel that's spent raising that corn.

01:20:02.000 Just like they improved the genetics of corn so they can produce more bushels per acre, we're trying to do that same type of thing by using cloning and superior genetics to produce more meat with less input.

01:20:14.000 And so, but the point is the banks just give you the money.

01:20:18.000 Here's what happens.

01:20:19.000 If you do the cloning, they just leave you alone.

01:20:22.000 Here's an example.

01:20:23.000 I can go to a ranch with all the white-tailed deer I want and do whatever I want any time of the year because I know the people in the state and they've got these huge 12,000 acre ranches and stuff.

01:20:31.000 It's all a ruling class, man. 0.64

01:20:33.000 It's all genetic engineers.

01:20:34.000 It's all scientists.

01:20:35.000 It's all a joke.

01:20:37.000 And my dad got led into it when he was like 13, 14 years old.

01:20:40.000 And I'm telling you, man, it's a whole super scientist deal.

01:20:44.000 Like I only saw like the first levels of it.

01:20:46.000 15 years ago, Kevin Booth, and I'll just go ahead and say his name.

01:20:48.000 Talk about Bill Hicks.

01:20:49.000 He was Bill Hicks' producer.

01:20:50.000 He got me into the UT psychology department.

01:20:53.000 And I was like, why are they?

01:20:54.000 They want you to be here.

01:20:56.000 And I went into the UT psychology department.

01:20:57.000 There was this guy that later wanted to work for MIT high level.

01:20:59.000 I realized he was a major CIA operative.

01:21:01.000 He goes, hey, let me just show you all this secret DARPA stuff.

01:21:04.000 And they were so smart.

01:21:05.000 They knew what I was probably going to do in the future with the trajectory.

01:21:09.000 And they were like, and Kevin didn't even know what they were showing us.

01:21:11.000 It was like DARPA programs and mind control programs and monkey farms and all this stuff, like at a five hour tour of the classified area of UT.

01:21:20.000 And I'm saying is, I was low level.

01:21:23.000 Imagine what you get when you're higher level.

01:21:25.000 My dad, at 15, was like top of his class, and he volunteered for this science program with NASA.

01:21:33.000 Oh, here we go.

01:21:34.000 Here's the backstory of Alex Jones.

01:21:35.000 No, no, this is a true story.

01:21:36.000 Well, you call it MKUltra.

01:21:37.000 I didn't want to call it, but whatever he was involved in, this is real stuff here.

01:21:41.000 Here's the blue puzzle piece falling into place.

01:21:42.000 This is the blue puzzle piece falling into place?

01:21:44.000 Yes, sir.

01:21:45.000 The same as the boat's puzzle piece?

01:21:48.000 No, but it wasn't that special.

01:21:49.000 They were getting all the best kids who wanted to, on the back of their cereal box, join NASA.

01:21:54.000 So my dad's like 14, he writes off to it, I want to do this.

01:21:58.000 Next, an 18-wheeler shows up from Union Carbide with a ruby laser design.

01:22:03.000 And they say, okay, kid, build this laser.

01:22:05.000 My dad builds it, writes a report, they hiring.

01:22:08.000 Now he's at MD Anderson Cancer Research.

01:22:09.000 Wait, your dad built a laser at age 15?

01:22:12.000 Yeah, a ruby laser.

01:22:13.000 How?

01:22:13.000 What was your dad's name?

01:22:14.000 David Jones.

01:22:15.000 David Jones.

01:22:15.000 How did he know how to build a laser at age 15?

01:22:17.000 That's amazing.

01:22:18.000 They sent him the blueprints.

01:22:20.000 Oh, okay, so it's like Ikea almost.

01:22:21.000 Well, no, it was a test.

01:22:23.000 It was a test.

01:22:24.000 So the 18-wheeler shows up.

01:22:26.000 Okay.

01:22:26.000 And then, like, his mom was a big scholar and all this stuff.

01:22:28.000 But the point is, the 18-wheeler shows up at the farm.

01:22:30.000 Now, Eisenhower had funded this.

01:22:32.000 He just left office, but it was an Eisenhower program.

01:22:35.000 So my dad rode off to be part of NASA.

01:22:37.000 And so he went and did some stings and went and gave some, got tested and stuff.

01:22:41.000 And next it was like, let's see what you do with an 18 wheeler and a laser design.

01:22:45.000 So he builds this Ruby laser and the next thing they go, okay, won't you go work at MD Anderson?

01:22:49.000 You're out of high school.

01:22:50.000 He's 15, but you're out of high school kid.

01:22:52.000 He's in MD Anderson.

01:22:53.000 My dad told me it was in his cancer research.

01:22:56.000 People with no mandibles.

01:22:57.000 Okay.

01:22:58.000 Huge.

01:22:58.000 He didn't tell me a lot of this until I got older.

01:23:00.000 Total secret research stuff.

01:23:03.000 And then by 16, he's at Plan 2 UT.

01:23:06.000 They go, let's show you the secret reactor under the building. 0.92

01:23:09.000 They take him under their secret nuclear reactors, CD-ROMs, computers, flat screen TVs.

01:23:15.000 My dad didn't tell me all this till 2007, okay?

01:23:18.000 I already knew all this and finally he leveled up with me and told me about this whole secret government program, all the rest of it.

01:23:24.000 But that's a true story and it gets crazier than that.

01:23:26.000 I remember being at the table when I was 10 years old in Dallas and they were trying to hire my dad and all the top dental implant doctors in Dallas, they were hiring his friends, okay?

01:23:37.000 Uh, they were hiring his friends because my dad had been involved with some of those groups and things and my dad did like the dental work for the CIA because they had like what they do for high-level CIA guys.

01:23:44.000 You gotta have guys in the room and all that.

01:23:45.000 He did the dental work for the CIA.

01:23:48.000 This is all true.

01:23:49.000 And so they're doing all this work and They wanted him to come to Maryland to cite art.

01:23:56.000 I remember my mom sitting there going, David, I don't want $500,000 a year and I'm not going to have you a month in, two weeks out in an underground base in Maryland.

01:24:04.000 My dad's like, well, it's important cybernetic cyborg stuff and it's for the country.

01:24:08.000 It's to stop the Russians. 1.00

01:24:09.000 We got to do it. 0.69

01:24:10.000 My mom said, I'm going to divorce you. 1.00

01:24:12.000 My mother was never like this. 0.73

01:24:12.000 She goes, we're not moving to Maryland. 0.73

01:24:14.000 In fact, she goes, I want to go to Austin.

01:24:15.000 I'll be with my mother.

01:24:16.000 I'm sick of Dallas and I'm sick of these people.

01:24:18.000 We are not moving to Maryland.

01:24:21.000 And so I'm hearing my dad at 10 talking about cyborgs, man.

01:24:24.000 And my dad never didn't even join the program.

01:24:27.000 He wasn't even in this stuff.

01:24:28.000 He just got recruited on the outside of it, got out of it.

01:24:31.000 But because he was in that, oh, here's the CIA deputy director.

01:24:35.000 You're going to be his dentist now.

01:24:37.000 And you know, I mean, so this is the type of stuff that goes on.

01:24:39.000 It's how the system wants you, it gets you.

01:24:42.000 How do we go from one of them on the show and animals to bring them on the show next time cuz his dad was involved in the Send him h9 to the ranch. 0.99

01:24:49.000 I've been following Check this out.

01:24:51.000 Check us out.

01:24:52.000 This is from just I know but it's a scientific elite.

01:24:55.000 He was just low-level This is a scientific elite and Gates and Fauci and them are in the elite my dad just got recruited low-level never got into it and Because he didn't believe in war.

01:25:05.000 My dad was like, by the time he was at UT in like, 18, he's like, I'm done, I'm up for war, I'm up for all this.

01:25:10.000 He got out of it.

01:25:11.000 That's what I'm telling you is, is that this is how it all works.

01:25:14.000 Let me read this, this is really interesting.

01:25:16.000 In 2015, the Chinese company Boya Life announced that in partnership with the Korean company Suom Biotech, they were planning to build a factory in Tianjin, China to produce 100,000 cloned cattle per year, starting in 2016 to supply China's growing market for quality beef.

01:25:30.000 Look up their super pigs that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:25:33.000 That was from, yeah, that's the family guy, wasn't it? 0.87

01:25:36.000 No, it's real. 0.99

01:25:36.000 Chinese super clone pigs. 0.99

01:25:38.000 They have a mutation called the myostatin deficiency.

01:25:41.000 So if it's a double myostatin deficiency, they're going to lose, they're going to develop muscle at a very high rate.

01:25:45.000 There's also a Whippet dog that has it and these bulls.

01:25:48.000 Yeah, they look like bodybuilders.

01:25:49.000 Yeah.

01:25:50.000 So this is what you get when you, uh, when you, when you, when you go to Bloomberg.

01:25:53.000 Not news guard approved.

01:25:55.000 Hey, that's our new vice president.

01:25:56.000 This is Bloomberg.

01:25:56.000 This is absolutely news guard approved.

01:25:58.000 This is China's mutant pigs could save the nation from pork apocalypse. 0.98

01:26:02.000 So they're going to save us. 0.96

01:26:03.000 Yeah.

01:26:03.000 They're, they're talking about the, the gene research genetically engineered pigs and Bloomberg made this wonderful animation of this doofy looking pig flying around with a cape on.

01:26:12.000 Let me tell you the last story about my dad.

01:26:15.000 So he's 18.

01:26:15.000 They wait till you're 18.

01:26:18.000 And he'd already volunteered for Vietnam.

01:26:19.000 And they said, no, you're not going to Vietnam.

01:26:20.000 We have something else for you.

01:26:22.000 And the head of the UT body department calls my dad in.

01:26:24.000 My dad had known him for like four years.

01:26:26.000 And he says, David, you and these other five people are the best in the state, and we're eugenicists.

01:26:32.000 We're gonna bring in world government.

01:26:33.000 We're gonna depopulate the planet.

01:26:34.000 We're not like the Nazis.

01:26:35.000 We're gonna target certain races. 1.00

01:26:37.000 We're gonna target everybody that's dumb. 0.99

01:26:39.000 And my dad was actually given that speech by the head of the UT body department. 1.00

01:26:44.000 When was that?

01:26:44.000 I have to ask this.

01:26:45.000 About 1967.

01:26:46.000 If your dad told you this in confidence, right, how would he feel that you're saying this publicly?

01:26:51.000 He knows now.

01:26:52.000 Okay.

01:26:53.000 I mean, they already...

01:26:55.000 I mean, do I tell the rest of the story?

01:26:56.000 Yes!

01:26:57.000 Well, I had an uncle... I'll leave it at that.

01:27:00.000 This is like... You had an uncle once.

01:27:02.000 Go ahead.

01:27:02.000 So, I... Don't cut him off.

01:27:04.000 I want to hear the rest of this.

01:27:05.000 I thought it was done.

01:27:06.000 I had an uncle that was a highly decorated Vietnam pilot.

01:27:09.000 He had six Silver Stars, clandestine operations in...

01:27:13.000 In Laos and Cambodia.

01:27:15.000 He's one of the best helicopters they ever had.

01:27:16.000 Helicopter pilots.

01:27:18.000 And then he got recruited and I ran contra.

01:27:20.000 And he was a leader in that.

01:27:21.000 And then he saw some bad stuff and got out of it.

01:27:24.000 And then that's the rest of the thing.

01:27:25.000 So I mean, that's not that big a deal.

01:27:27.000 That's like industrial level.

01:27:28.000 Like Texas is like where they get most of the muscle.

01:27:31.000 Like whatever reason, like it's heavily recruited.

01:27:33.000 The point is, if this is something he didn't tell you since 2006, obviously it was a big deal to him to keep it quiet for you.

01:27:38.000 2007.

01:27:38.000 Sorry.

01:27:40.000 I'm at my office, and I've got Endgame, which I think is my best film, and I'm sitting there watching it.

01:27:44.000 We're going to a ballet reception for my first daughter.

01:27:47.000 She's like 17 now.

01:27:48.000 God, time flies.

01:27:50.000 And my mom and dad come in.

01:27:53.000 We're about to go to the reception in an hour, and I've got on a big screen TV the end of Endgame about globalism, world government depopulation, and quotes.

01:28:01.000 My mother looks at my dad, and she goes, David, this isn't true, is it?

01:28:05.000 And he goes, yeah, it is actually true.

01:28:07.000 So I knew about some of this stuff.

01:28:09.000 And then we get in the car to drive to the ballet reception.

01:28:12.000 And my dad goes, yeah, it's all true.

01:28:13.000 They brought me in the room.

01:28:14.000 They told me all this.

01:28:15.000 It's all true.

01:28:15.000 I was part of this program.

01:28:16.000 And he goes, it's not about other people in the program.

01:28:19.000 Point is, they get everybody in the program, dude.

01:28:21.000 It's not like he was somebody special.

01:28:23.000 Anybody that was high IQ and top of the chart, they recruited.

01:28:26.000 Let me ask you this.

01:28:27.000 Do you have any insight as to what really... Is there something we're not told about, about how the Cold War ended?

01:28:32.000 Because the Cold War was the best gift to the military complex ever.

01:28:35.000 They can spend infinite money every year.

01:28:37.000 It's like the Russians... Yeah, the Russians got sick of it and figured out fighting them made us stronger, not them, and they gave up. 0.98

01:28:43.000 Because they knew that we'd put the Bolsheviks in in 1917. 0.81

01:28:47.000 They knew the left had taken over and they were sick of it.

01:28:50.000 And there was a secret rebellion of Orthodox Christians and the CIA had used Christians to infiltrate Russia, but the program went too well. 0.98

01:29:00.000 And so Christianity ended the Cold War. 0.50

01:29:02.000 Not Blue Jeans and not Miller Lite.

01:29:04.000 Okay.

01:29:05.000 Didn't Gorbachev do a pizza commercial?

01:29:08.000 Yeah, Perestroika, they'd already collapsed.

01:29:12.000 The Russians 90% of the Russians weren't buying into it.

01:29:16.000 Oh, that's definitely true, yeah.

01:29:18.000 It had fallen.

01:29:19.000 And then Bush Sr.

01:29:21.000 and them were trying to prop up Yeltsin to act like, oh, there's been a revolution, perestroika.

01:29:27.000 Poland had pulled out, Eastern Europe had left Russia, and so it had failed already.

01:29:32.000 They were looking for an exit that was not as embarrassing, and so that was Perestroika, and Yeltsin, you know, came after that, and then Putin, Luke Grodowski's father, you know, came after that.

01:29:46.000 You see a tough father-in-law?

01:29:47.000 He is.

01:29:49.000 Luke, get over here right now! 1.00

01:29:51.000 Luke's chilling, he's been on the show this past week or so.

01:29:53.000 I know, I've been watching.

01:29:56.000 He's gonna take over for me for a few minutes.

01:29:58.000 He's stalking me.

01:30:00.000 So we need to expand the studio.

01:30:02.000 We've been working on it.

01:30:03.000 We got some new stuff coming in.

01:30:04.000 You got a beautiful studio.

01:30:07.000 Well if we want to get... There's one rule though.

01:30:09.000 You said bang the table.

01:30:10.000 Bang it as hard as you don't bang the table.

01:30:13.000 That's the only real rule because people just like get carried away and slam the table.

01:30:19.000 What's, what's, what's, uh, what would you say is, like, the biggest or, like, the most important, uh, uh, secret?

01:30:25.000 Let me rephrase this, though, but, like, we're talking about these CIA programs, we're talking about the Cold War and all the stuff, and then even potentially aliens and interdimensional stuff and four dimensional projections.

01:30:35.000 Where does it all come together?

01:30:37.000 Like, what's going on?

01:30:37.000 Well, let's talk about that.

01:30:41.000 When I talk about interdimensional information, that's in the Sanskrit, that's in the Babylonians, that's in all the ancient cultures said, there are these creatures that come to the ether and manifest on our side of the wall.

01:30:56.000 Like the djinn?

01:30:56.000 The djinn, exactly, in Arabic lore.

01:31:00.000 But when you get to the globalist skull and bones is they're in coffins, they're taking drugs, they're hallucinating in a German death cult that's thousands of years old in Germany and set in 1832 in Connecticut.

01:31:15.000 They take this very seriously.

01:31:17.000 So I was at Bohemian Grove and stuck into that. 1.00

01:31:19.000 I'm like, this is stupid. 1.00

01:31:20.000 This is just some type of Faustian deal. 1.00

01:31:22.000 But I was there with over a thousand men during this hour-long ritual.

01:31:26.000 They were like raptured.

01:31:27.000 I went to Pentecostal churches when I was a kid.

01:31:29.000 I went to Baptist churches.

01:31:31.000 I've never seen people so raptured and so obsessed.

01:31:34.000 So I just wanted to ask you because, you know, when you were on Rogan, I think not the last, like, maybe two times ago, the big one you did on YouTube where you talked about the interdimensional aliens and 5G or whatever and hybrids.

01:31:47.000 How does that tie into Cold War military funding?

01:31:51.000 Well, you know, General Stabelbein was ahead of US Special Operations.

01:31:56.000 And then after that, he was ahead of basically all Army operations.

01:32:01.000 And I interviewed Stubblebine probably 10 times before he died.

01:32:03.000 He was like a three-star general, four-star general, I forget.

01:32:07.000 And he couldn't release classified info, but he basically, they made men who stare at goats about him, but that's a whitewash about what really happened.

01:32:18.000 And they admit, even in John Ronson's book, which is a whitewash, that they killed goats with their brains.

01:32:24.000 They were doing it on a routine basis.

01:32:26.000 With their brains?

01:32:27.000 They would stare at a goat, like a two-year-old healthy goat.

01:32:29.000 Is that what that movie's about?

01:32:31.000 Yeah, it's all a big whitewash, but they would kill goats. 0.99

01:32:33.000 Wait, so the men who stare at goats, that movie is about psychic people killing goats or whatever?

01:32:37.000 Yeah, but they make a joke out of it.

01:32:39.000 Right, right, right.

01:32:40.000 Kind of like, you take a video of me shooting somebody in the head with a .45 and blowing their brains out, they show a video of me shooting somebody with a squirt gun, they make a joke about it.

01:32:47.000 But they 100%.

01:32:50.000 The Russians by the end of the Cold War were like spending half their budget on this stuff because they'd seen results and of course there's all these carnival barkers and gypsy scammers and whatever you know Pentecostal scammers that are out there doing stuff but There's a real power. 0.96

01:33:07.000 You know, there's a real other dimension to the thought processes.

01:33:11.000 And so that's what I'm talking about is that this has been studied.

01:33:16.000 This has been looked at.

01:33:18.000 This is what's going on.

01:33:19.000 This is what the establishment.

01:33:20.000 I mean, let me tell you, you guys are pretty prominent reporters, but you know a lot of people.

01:33:24.000 I know a lot of billionaires.

01:33:26.000 A lot of rich women billionaire like heiresses and stuff. 1.00

01:33:30.000 All they're doing all day is a cultic stuff and religious stuff and psychic stuff.

01:33:35.000 This is the whole world like at a David Rockefeller or a Bill Gates level.

01:33:39.000 He says he's doing science, but let me tell you behind the scenes.

01:33:42.000 It's all a cult.

01:33:44.000 It's all hidden.

01:33:44.000 They're all trying.

01:33:45.000 to figure out that super factor because they realize that the brain is picking up all this

01:33:50.000 other stuff and they want to understand that because it's that magic ingredient that is the

01:33:56.000 ether. Is DMT the secret to getting that information? You know I've not taken DMT

01:34:01.000 but when you have low oxygen dreams it's released.

01:34:05.000 Yes.

01:34:06.000 And if you interview other things, it's released.

01:34:07.000 So I have DMT type dreams all the time. 0.97

01:34:10.000 And absolutely, I think that if you're already a loser and already had a bad life and never had good experiences, and I'm not saying you're a loser, but you're a loser because you never had good experiences. 0.87

01:34:18.000 DMT or anything is going to exacerbate it, make it worse. 0.95

01:34:22.000 But if you are really dialed into things and really touching the universe, it's going to accelerate everything a thousand times and really tear the veil aside.

01:34:30.000 And that's the key.

01:34:32.000 I remember, this is the Clockwork Elf story.

01:34:36.000 This is like standard stuff known in the intelligentsia.

01:34:38.000 It's not like my parents were that special.

01:34:40.000 My mom had a friend who lived in San Francisco who was involved in a big international psychedelic Institute, which is really a government funding program through the University there at Berkeley and several others.

01:34:51.000 And I remember at the dinner table and I was like 789 hearing this and then on my mom went to Arkansas once on a road trip.

01:34:57.000 I'm in the back of the Volkswagen Beetle listening.

01:34:59.000 to this woman who was involved in these projects tell my mother about yeah we're trying to map it and there's these elves and there's these other groups and and you know we're doing it intravenously and she's talking about DMT.

01:35:12.000 She wasn't calling it DMT but she's talking about like astronauts trying to map all this and notice I was on Rogan two years ago a few months later we had a professor on going actually we're starting trials at universities with intravenous drip it's like once I said that then it was like okay Jones already released it not that Rogan was involved they went ahead and you know Talked about it.

01:35:28.000 And so, I mean, this woman was involved in all this stuff, okay?

01:35:31.000 And so, I'm here listening about the Clockwork Elves and Terrence McKenna and Timothy Leary and their projects and the FBI and the CIA and my mom's not involved in this.

01:35:43.000 She's talking to this woman who was one of her best friends and she's hearing all of this and I'm driving up to Arkansas on a, you know, four-day trip with them You just stay at the Arlington or whatever in Hot Springs and I'm listening to these women talk about like these astronauts and how they're going to another dimension and how they're mapping it and how they'll have like 10 of these the term they use was like explorers and they're all seeing the same thing.

01:36:08.000 And that's why they knew this is real because they're not all having some group hallucination.

01:36:13.000 They're all in hospital beds doing this, going and seeing the stuff and trying to map it.

01:36:18.000 And big problem is like a 50 second or a minute long trip's not enough.

01:36:22.000 So these people are signing on and they went further.

01:36:24.000 That didn't work for my family.

01:36:25.000 I did research.

01:36:26.000 I've been like a flatliners or something in the 80s.

01:36:29.000 They have people that have their hearts turned off because they found turning the heart off

01:36:33.000 is even more to go deeper into this.

01:36:36.000 And so then they pump the blood through a machine and these people actually go into death

01:36:41.000 to have near-death experiences and to be sent into these dimensions to communicate.

01:36:45.000 And then that's what you learned about the Satanists, other occult groups and the Aztecs and others

01:36:49.000 were doing sacrifices to like these entities want blood.

01:36:52.000 They want energy, they want that sacrifice and then they come and then they give you data.

01:36:56.000 Like, you read the old Grand War's black magic books, and it's all, you sacrifice a child, the demon appears, and then you ask it, where's buried treasure?

01:37:04.000 Or how do I defeat this political enemy? 0.97

01:37:06.000 They were asking dumb questions. 0.90

01:37:07.000 Well, now it's like, how do I create the ultimate weapon? 0.98

01:37:09.000 Well, here's the equation, the atomic bomb.

01:37:12.000 And then you learn, like, what's his name?

01:37:15.000 How do these in the demons and dimensional beings have this information?

01:37:18.000 Well, here's an example.

01:37:20.000 I'm sitting there like 30 years ago watching access TV in Austin.

01:37:23.000 There was some preacher, I forget his name, who was only on Austin on access TV.

01:37:27.000 He's got all the books of find that guy.

01:37:30.000 He's got all the books of some nerd dude.

01:37:32.000 He was super smart.

01:37:33.000 All the books of Charles Darwin.

01:37:37.000 I'm like, wait, I remember reading.

01:37:38.000 I mean, I've read the theory of species or whatever it is.

01:37:42.000 I know about Charles Darwin.

01:37:43.000 He has all these books.

01:37:44.000 So it was so crazy what he said, there was no internet then really.

01:37:48.000 I went to the library, they didn't have it.

01:37:50.000 They said, go to UT, I went.

01:37:52.000 And I found a scan in their microfilm of this book from like 1880 or whatever of Charles Darwin,

01:38:00.000 where he had a hallucination in South America.

01:38:03.000 And these entities through the veil told him how it all happened

01:38:06.000 and what was gonna happen and what he should do.

01:38:08.000 And here's this preacher saying, demons took him over and they told him how to do it.

01:38:12.000 He called them aliens, but they weren't.

01:38:14.000 They told him how it all worked.

01:38:15.000 And then I didn't believe it.

01:38:16.000 It was like this Charles Darwin was a communication with aliens.

01:38:19.000 I want to know this.

01:38:20.000 I went to the library and found the book he wrote talking about the hallucinations he had, where the demons told him this.

01:38:27.000 I mean, it's like, isn't all this infinitely more interesting than current events?

01:38:31.000 Yes.

01:38:32.000 It's so one-dimensional.

01:38:34.000 Yes.

01:38:34.000 And I'm not saying it's Trump.

01:38:35.000 I'm not like, oh, whimp, no, turning against Trump.

01:38:37.000 It's the opposite.

01:38:38.000 I just, I'm sick of it because only talk about Trump, only talk about the Texas case.

01:38:43.000 It's so one dimensional.

01:38:45.000 And now it's like, you know, to use that as a sort of pun, you know, we're talking about,

01:38:50.000 I guess, bigger questions about the universe.

01:38:53.000 And what I find most fascinating about...

01:38:56.000 I'm balloting with Alex Senn.

01:38:57.000 I'm sorry to interrupt you.

01:38:59.000 Charles Darwin had something that they think is called Charles Bonnet Syndrome, a condition where visual hallucinations occur.

01:39:05.000 Wow.

01:39:07.000 So what you're saying is that he was actually seeing, he could see through the veil?

01:39:09.000 I don't know.

01:39:11.000 I was watching a preacher at like 18.

01:39:14.000 This guy was on, I forget his name, I still remember his perfect fit, his pace, everything.

01:39:18.000 It was like this little nerd, dark hair, but he would like, he was on every day on Access.

01:39:22.000 And he had all these books, he's like, and Charles Darwin was having hallucinations with aliens, they were demons, and I'm like, this is BS.

01:39:28.000 So I finally went down and met the dude, he was showing me some of the stuff, that's another story.

01:39:32.000 And then I went to his church, and then the main preacher had a heart attack.

01:39:35.000 It was weird.

01:39:36.000 I left the church, but I went with her a couple times.

01:39:38.000 But the point was, I went down to UT once I found the name of the book.

01:39:42.000 I mean, I went down there.

01:39:43.000 I'm like, Charles Darwin was having communications with what he believed were off-world entities?

01:39:47.000 That's what Darwin thought.

01:39:49.000 So I went to see it and read it for myself.

01:39:51.000 And I was like, why was I never told this?

01:39:53.000 This is insane!

01:39:55.000 I mean, you know, whether he was crazy or not, the whole foundation of our whole system is based on this and no one's telling you Charles Darwin had a hundred and fifth, whatever it was, 110 fever and a three-day hallucination and like communicated with the aliens.

01:40:10.000 The interdimensional beings.

01:40:14.000 That same preacher had New York Times articles that I can't find.

01:40:18.000 of a major rock band in New York, sacrificing a young boy.

01:40:23.000 And then he was, and then I went and looked it up and couldn't find it.

01:40:27.000 So, you know, maybe it's not real, but he had the Charles Darwin thing turned out.

01:40:32.000 And some things can be true.

01:40:33.000 I don't know.

01:40:34.000 Maybe he was like, here's, you know, but I'm just saying there's been a lot of crazy.

01:40:36.000 I used to think that information was passed by light and that we're receiving it into our brains, you know, electromagnetically, but I'm wondering if it's like a lower vibration, a lower frequency, like alpha waves.

01:40:46.000 They say the elves say everything's music.

01:40:48.000 Do they really?

01:40:49.000 Yeah.

01:40:49.000 What does that mean though?

01:40:50.000 Yeah, it's all like, it's like, it's like gonging clocks and bing bong.

01:40:54.000 Yeah.

01:40:54.000 And also that music and math music affects both part of your brain, right?

01:40:58.000 Because it's mathematical.

01:40:59.000 So it's got a pattern to it, but it's also the artistic part of the brain.

01:41:02.000 So basically, um, Christmas music is what it sounds like.

01:41:05.000 I'm like, I think they mean it metaphorically.

01:41:09.000 No, but I'm telling you, that's what I'm, it's like, you're like choral music and like, like clocks chiming.

01:41:14.000 I think that's what the, But I just mean as a metaphor in the sense- That's why they call it Clockwork Elves.

01:41:19.000 Sorry, I'm interrupting.

01:41:20.000 Is that right?

01:41:21.000 Is that where the term comes from?

01:41:22.000 I've never- I'm not taking DMT to see it, but that's what they say.

01:41:25.000 Was that Machinos?

01:41:26.000 Yeah, it's both, but my understanding- Clockwork Machinos.

01:41:29.000 It's like you're in a clock.

01:41:30.000 But it's all- It's bonging.

01:41:31.000 It's bonging.

01:41:33.000 But it's also that certain things happen recurring in your life, just like the chorus to a song.

01:41:37.000 And you have the chorus, then you leave the chorus, which is going to be a through line of your life or whatever, and you're going to have the verse, which are different things start happening.

01:41:45.000 But then the whole background time, you're still going to be returning to the chorus at a certain point.

01:41:49.000 So it's kind of like if you visualize how a song goes, it goes here, then it goes away, then it comes back, then it goes, it's like a sine wave.

01:41:57.000 What's the term?

01:41:58.000 We're reborn, it's the... Yeah, so the eternal rebirth, yeah, the cycle.

01:42:02.000 Yeah, so that's kind of like what they mean by reality being music.

01:42:05.000 Reincarnation.

01:42:06.000 And they're saying, what does it matter if we die?

01:42:08.000 We're a repeat again, which is having a new experience, which just adds to it.

01:42:11.000 It's like a wheel rolling.

01:42:13.000 They're like, why do you care if you die?

01:42:14.000 It's going...

01:42:19.000 And also the point that, like, some songs are longer than others doesn't mean they're better or worse than others.

01:42:24.000 Have you heard, like, a didgeridoo?

01:42:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, yeah.

01:42:27.000 If you want to know, it sounds like... Oh, he's right.

01:42:30.000 That's what it is.

01:42:31.000 Is that because the heart's beating, so you're getting these fluxes of blood pressure causing... I agree, like, when I'm exercising in the morning, not that I look like I do it a lot, but I do, I fucking hiked, like, 20 miles this week. 0.72

01:42:41.000 It's like, when I'm charging up a hill, my brain's the best because it's like...

01:42:46.000 And second to second, you have that half second of super intellect when all the blood hits the cells.

01:42:51.000 You're like, oh, I just, and he's like, oh, let me get that again.

01:42:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:42:54.000 So when you're on DMT, are you hearing like music when those pulses come?

01:42:58.000 It's like a hyper-intensified pulse.

01:42:59.000 I think DMT removes your normal visual blinders that let you analyze things.

01:43:06.000 So if you were a fighter pilot, they can't give you a thousand readouts.

01:43:08.000 You've got your main readouts.

01:43:09.000 And so it removes all the readouts.

01:43:11.000 And you're just like seeing like, yeah.

01:43:14.000 The full dashboard.

01:43:16.000 With all your senses, which is just the sense of touch.

01:43:19.000 All the senses are really just extrapolations of touch.

01:43:21.000 Vibration on receptacles.

01:43:23.000 So you have like... Yeah, now you're just a soul, a spirit, whatever it is, like experiencing.

01:43:28.000 Now you're floating around on air.

01:43:29.000 You're like, what?

01:43:31.000 So what's the meaning of life?

01:43:33.000 It's whatever your song is.

01:43:35.000 You know, in math, the meaning... But you don't know.

01:43:36.000 It is, life is row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.

01:43:40.000 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

01:43:43.000 What's your karaoke song?

01:43:44.000 That's the secret to the universe, the row your boat song.

01:43:46.000 I wanna hear what Alex's karaoke song is.

01:43:47.000 Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream.

01:43:50.000 I can see it.

01:43:51.000 Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.

01:43:54.000 Okay, I tried.

01:43:55.000 I think the meaning... No, you tried.

01:43:56.000 Say it again.

01:43:57.000 What is your karaoke song?

01:43:59.000 Because you've got a very distinctive voice and a very, like, kind of... I never get to do... You know, I like Ace of Spades.

01:44:06.000 But...

01:44:07.000 The only god I need is the Ace of Spades!

01:44:10.000 The Ace of Spades!

01:44:11.000 Oh, that one.

01:44:12.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:12.000 I can tell you what the meaning of life is.

01:44:14.000 It's a verb.

01:44:15.000 Meaning is a verb.

01:44:16.000 In math, when you take the mean of a system, you're taking the average.

01:44:18.000 So when you mean life, you're creating an average to the system.

01:44:21.000 If it's too good, you're gonna make it worse.

01:44:23.000 If it's too bad, you're gonna make it better.

01:44:24.000 You're always finding the center.

01:44:26.000 I know the purpose of life.

01:44:27.000 You're meaning life.

01:44:28.000 The simplest and most discernible function of life is negative entropy.

01:44:33.000 That's about it.

01:44:34.000 An equal and opposite reaction to an extent.

01:44:37.000 I'll say this, Mr. Poole and Mr. Malice. 0.90

01:44:40.000 I'm just glad we did just transcend Trump.

01:44:43.000 Nothing against Trump, but I'm not Trump.

01:44:44.000 So I told Joe this, and I love Joe Rogan, but I went there and was like, you know, prove me wrong to help me.

01:44:50.000 He's like, I'm going to help you.

01:44:51.000 We're going to fact check it.

01:44:52.000 I'm like, oh, my tooth's hurting.

01:44:53.000 But I appreciate we've actually transcended Trump now.

01:44:57.000 Which I want to transcend the censors. 0.99

01:44:58.000 I want to transcend all this dumb stuff. 0.97

01:45:01.000 I care about liberals. 0.98

01:45:02.000 I care about conservatives.

01:45:03.000 I hated George W. Bush.

01:45:05.000 I used to try to get you on the show back when you were doing, you know, Occupy Wall Street.

01:45:08.000 And it's not that I'm groveling to the left.

01:45:10.000 It's like I'm not who they say I am.

01:45:12.000 So it's good to be able to come on here and finally just move past this and have a real discussion.

01:45:16.000 Because Trump is like this small little part of my life.

01:45:19.000 Yeah.

01:45:19.000 And I'm, but I had to like, Let me tell you guys something, and I'm really interested in what you think about this, Michael.

01:45:24.000 Hold on, I'm going to show you something because something just happened, but go ahead.

01:45:27.000 Something just happened?

01:45:27.000 Yes, and I'll show it to you.

01:45:29.000 You're going to read this out loud.

01:45:30.000 I'm going to read it out loud.

01:45:30.000 Is it something huge?

01:45:31.000 It's a text message from my buddy.

01:45:33.000 It's timestamped.

01:45:34.000 What does this say?

01:45:35.000 Michael, I need you to look at my calves.

01:45:37.000 I'm handing the phone. I don't need you to...

01:45:39.000 Michael, Michael, I need you to look at my calves. Here.

01:45:41.000 Read what that says. And the time stamp.

01:45:43.000 Good.

01:45:44.000 Friday, 5.14.

01:45:45.000 That's earlier today!

01:45:47.000 I love how everything is flowing for you.

01:45:49.000 Friday, 5.15pm.

01:45:50.000 Just Transcendence everywhere.

01:45:53.000 What about Trump's tweet, speaking of Trump?

01:45:55.000 What do you mean by that?

01:45:55.000 He just kept talking about transcendence.

01:45:57.000 I want to say something about, you were talking about the meaning of life and the creatures and the elves and all that stuff.

01:46:04.000 So I was reading something a really long time ago about entropy and how life only exists in creating complex systems so long as it creates more entropy around it.

01:46:16.000 And the one thing I realized, because I was reading this book about the expansion of complex and dynamic systems, or complex dynamic systems, life, as far as we can tell... You never know what you're going to get.

01:46:26.000 Well, every bit of it, from the basic self-replicating protein up to humans, is different degrees of creating more complicated systems.

01:46:35.000 You have creatures that replicate themselves, turning free energy into a complex system within itself, up to humans who start creating abstract concepts, which are complex systems, which don't even exist in physical space, turning energy into patterns of thought and language.

01:46:49.000 And we're creating higher dimensions.

01:46:51.000 I feel like you just glossed over something that I'm finding to be kind of a big deal.

01:46:54.000 The transcendence thing?

01:46:55.000 Yeah, which is, he's just going on and on about transcendence, and just two hours ago, and you have this timestamp, my friend was talking to me about this transcendence everywhere.

01:47:03.000 What shows synchronicity?

01:47:04.000 Yes.

01:47:05.000 There is a... That's all I'm saying.

01:47:07.000 I don't want to get too specific on what these numbers are, because it's personal information, but there are two specific numbers that... There's a series of numbers everybody has involved in their lives.

01:47:15.000 Pi.

01:47:16.000 No, I mean, like, everybody has unique numbers.

01:47:18.000 Personal numbers.

01:47:19.000 Like phone numbers or, you know, social security numbers.

01:47:22.000 Numbers that keep coming up.

01:47:23.000 Mine is... No, no, no.

01:47:24.000 Well, so, just to be specific, like, you can say you have a phone number, you have a birthday, there are numbers in your life.

01:47:30.000 Something happened, I mentioned this to Michael, two very specific numbers in a very, very weird way around the same time colliding, and you were like, that's crazy.

01:47:37.000 And I was like... I didn't say that's crazy.

01:47:38.000 You said something like that, right?

01:47:39.000 Yeah.

01:47:40.000 No, I said this is the kind of stuff that I'm talking about.

01:47:42.000 I was online filling out forms.

01:47:42.000 And we should be trying to recognize that.

01:47:44.000 Yes.

01:47:44.000 Because then you're like, it's like matrix code.

01:47:46.000 I was filling out forms.

01:47:47.000 Like the fact it's not crazy you're doing it, you're trying to understand the universe. 1.00

01:47:51.000 And if you're not doing that, you're an idiot. 1.00

01:47:52.000 You'll notice when you explain something to someone, if they don't understand you, they think you're crazy. 1.00

01:47:56.000 But they're the ones that can't understand.

01:47:58.000 Right.

01:47:59.000 If I start telling you you should buy the Spotify people, it's a perfect example. 1.00

01:48:02.000 Alex, you're a moron. 0.99

01:48:03.000 I'm not buying Spotify because they're like, I'm a stock person. 1.00

01:48:06.000 You're just a jerk on a boat. 1.00

01:48:07.000 But you get the sick joke of it. 1.00

01:48:10.000 It wasn't me being arrogant.

01:48:14.000 They were talking about stuff.

01:48:15.000 They were acting arrogant.

01:48:17.000 So I joke, I'm on the phone with Joe Rogan for 10 minutes, it's huge news.

01:48:20.000 So it was a joke, I go, hey, you guys order by Spotify, they laugh at me.

01:48:24.000 I didn't even use the data because I'm not part of that.

01:48:27.000 But it was like part of the sick currency that God got the joke.

01:48:30.000 I'll tell you a story.

01:48:30.000 Because it could have made a billion dollars.

01:48:32.000 I'll tell you a story about, who brought Max Keiser?

01:48:35.000 Was it, you brought up Max Keiser?

01:48:36.000 Yeah, Max Keiser.

01:48:37.000 So I was actually hanging out with Max.

01:48:40.000 I know Max.

01:48:41.000 He's a cool dude.

01:48:41.000 And Stacy.

01:48:42.000 They're great people.

01:48:43.000 And there was this billionaire guy they knew.

01:48:45.000 And he was just talking about how he was going to launch a newsletter.

01:48:47.000 And he was like, I'm going to give people advice on what they should buy.

01:48:50.000 And I said, alright, you're a billionaire.

01:48:52.000 I'm broke.

01:48:53.000 What should I buy?

01:48:54.000 And he said, Square.

01:48:55.000 Jack Dorsey's company.

01:48:56.000 And I was like, why is that?

01:48:57.000 And he goes, ease of transactions. Simple, right? Everyone's going to

01:49:01.000 start using this very simple...

01:49:02.000 And he's got the audience.

01:49:03.000 And it went from... so I was broke. I put a small amount of money into Square at $13.

01:49:08.000 It's at $215 today.

01:49:09.000 If you... people really want to be smart, they'd be buying Ethereum.

01:49:12.000 No, but what you just said is key, Tim, because beginnings are key.

01:49:18.000 You've got to make a decision like a man and a woman together or a business deal is this and you bet at the beginnings where the money's made. 0.55

01:49:25.000 The beginning and also ends but and big changes but I mean it's just to me the weirdest thing is I can no matter how successful I've been doesn't matter if I've brought in you know over the years the same say how much money to fund my operation with it but It's weird, like, big globalists, big people listen to me.

01:49:43.000 But, like, average people, they don't listen.

01:49:45.000 They think when you're giving them info, like, you're trying to, like, embarrass them.

01:49:49.000 Yeah.

01:49:49.000 They're, like, superstitious about information.

01:49:52.000 I don't understand.

01:49:53.000 No, they take pride in digging their heels and not having you being able to change their minds because they think it's a battle of wills.

01:49:59.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:49:59.000 So what is this thing?

01:50:00.000 Listen, when I'm wrong about something, I want to learn about it.

01:50:02.000 Yeah, but you're a dad, right?

01:50:03.000 So I think, I'm sure, I don't know your kids, but like growing up, a lot of times you're like, look, I'm telling you, if you do A, B, and C, this is the right thing. 1.00

01:50:10.000 And they want to be like, oh, you're a dad, you're dumb. 0.99

01:50:13.000 I know it all. 1.00

01:50:14.000 It's like, all right, don't listen to your dumb dad. 1.00

01:50:15.000 See what happens to you. 1.00

01:50:17.000 Yeah.

01:50:18.000 That's exactly what it is.

01:50:21.000 Probably because we're taught by teachers our whole lives that end up being wrong.

01:50:24.000 Yeah, a lot of times you're told to do stuff that isn't right.

01:50:27.000 So when someone comes along and tells you something that isn't right... Exactly!

01:50:29.000 You're taught a lot of BS.

01:50:32.000 When I was growing up, I had my parents telling me the truth.

01:50:35.000 And I had a dad who was blunt and told me the truth.

01:50:38.000 You were adopted and it was a mistake. 1.00

01:50:40.000 When I was like seven, I remember I had to wake up.

01:50:42.000 School started at 7.30 in the morning.

01:50:44.000 So I had to get up at 6.30.

01:50:46.000 And I'm waiting.

01:50:46.000 I'm all tired.

01:50:47.000 And I'm like, I don't want to go to school.

01:50:48.000 And my dad goes, don't go to school.

01:50:50.000 And I was like, what?

01:50:51.000 He's like, don't go to school.

01:50:52.000 You can just choose not to.

01:50:54.000 And I was like, but I have to go to school.

01:50:55.000 And he goes, if you say so.

01:50:56.000 And I got up and I went to school.

01:50:59.000 I made the choice.

01:51:00.000 But that kind of thinking was what I was brought up with, challenging these norms and these ideas and these authorities and these systems.

01:51:09.000 And I've always been questioning this, you know, how people do things and the rules, and it's probably because of that.

01:51:15.000 No, that's true.

01:51:17.000 You know, I've let my children down because... Oh, that's awful.

01:51:21.000 No, I mean, I've been good in a lot of ways, but I wanted to be so loving and so good that I just kind of let them do what they want versus my parents said, but then I was like 13.

01:51:29.000 They said, get a job.

01:51:30.000 You want new clothes?

01:51:31.000 You want a car?

01:51:31.000 Go pay for it.

01:51:32.000 And I was thinking these are hard asses, but now I appreciated all that. 0.97

01:51:35.000 It's an old story, but it's true. 0.94

01:51:37.000 And my kids are great, but you give them everything they want.

01:51:39.000 They don't appreciate it.

01:51:41.000 My kids are wonderful.

01:51:42.000 They're wonderful, but I mean... How many kids do you have?

01:51:44.000 Four.

01:51:44.000 Oh, wow, okay.

01:51:45.000 We thrive off resistance.

01:51:47.000 That's, like, even trees need resistance to grow.

01:51:49.000 Well, that's the old Confucian thing, like, if the grass isn't blowing, it doesn't survive.

01:51:54.000 But is there value to creating, you know, imaginary resistance?

01:51:57.000 Because that would anger me.

01:51:58.000 If I was your kid and you were like, had all this money, and I was like, why can't I have some?

01:52:01.000 You're like, no, go do it yourself.

01:52:02.000 I'd be, I'd get angry.

01:52:03.000 I'd start to resent you.

01:52:04.000 So, I don't know.

01:52:06.000 Maybe there is a value to supply.

01:52:07.000 No, that's exactly right.

01:52:08.000 Like, my oldest daughter is really smart and good.

01:52:10.000 She goes, She goes, you've got money.

01:52:12.000 Why do I need a job?

01:52:13.000 And I'm like, do you understand?

01:52:14.000 You'll be empowered by that.

01:52:16.000 If I just give you money, you're like a plant I water.

01:52:19.000 Yeah.

01:52:19.000 Because it's also like, what if dad gets mad and now he's got that money, he could hold his leverage over your head.

01:52:24.000 What if I die?

01:52:25.000 What if I die?

01:52:25.000 I told my daughter who's getting it now, she's doing a good job.

01:52:28.000 I said, what if I have a stroke?

01:52:30.000 What if I don't have money someday?

01:52:31.000 Take care of me.

01:52:32.000 Yeah.

01:52:32.000 Like I take care of you.

01:52:33.000 You know, it's like you better learn how to do stuff.

01:52:35.000 It's going to be like baby Jane.

01:52:37.000 I think there's a reason why kids typically challenge the adults.

01:52:41.000 It's a natural part of evolution.

01:52:43.000 Absolutely.

01:52:44.000 It's like three-year-olds is when they learn to lie, because that's when they're realizing there's a disconnect between facts and what they tell people.

01:52:49.000 My youngest daughter's three and a half, and she's just now learned to, like, if she doesn't want to, like, at the store, she wants a toy, she'll go, help, help!

01:52:58.000 Like, you know, it's like, these women, man, I'm telling you. 1.00

01:53:01.000 And then someone walks over and sees a little girl yelling, help, with Alex Jones walking by, and it's like, oh, it's him!

01:53:06.000 It's happening!

01:53:07.000 Yeah, it's crazy, man.

01:53:08.000 Because you're right, they're young.

01:53:10.000 Lying is creative. 0.98

01:53:12.000 And it's also one way for them to be more powerful than their parents.

01:53:15.000 Yeah.

01:53:16.000 Because they've actually convinced the parents of something that's not true.

01:53:18.000 That's real power.

01:53:19.000 That's the only power you have at that age.

01:53:20.000 My three-and-a-half-year-old, Erica's my wife.

01:53:23.000 She's like, we call her the Martian ambassador.

01:53:25.000 I mean, she's so damn smart, man.

01:53:27.000 She's like, how does this operate?

01:53:28.000 What is this thing?

01:53:30.000 I like this vehicle.

01:53:31.000 I mean, it's like, I don't know what's going on with children, but it's, they said like there's these indigo kids or these future kids.

01:53:36.000 Yeah.

01:53:36.000 Start children.

01:53:37.000 Yeah.

01:53:37.000 Everybody wants to say their kids the best ever, but let me tell you, we know adults.

01:53:41.000 You don't know about indigo children?

01:53:43.000 I have a three and a half year old that talks better than like a UN ambassador.

01:53:45.000 You mean there's like prodigies, like super smart kids? 1.00

01:53:48.000 But they also think they might have some kind of like alien hybrid DNA.

01:53:52.000 I'm not kidding.

01:53:53.000 That's a thing.

01:53:53.000 Look it up.

01:53:54.000 Indigo children.

01:53:57.000 It's possible that we're being seeded right now by fungal spores that we're just not perceiving.

01:54:01.000 That manipulates our genetics and manifesting.

01:54:04.000 There you go.

01:54:05.000 Pseudo-scientific.

01:54:07.000 That's what the globalists want you to believe.

01:54:10.000 Yes, Bill Gates says it's a lie, so that's how you know it's the truth.

01:54:13.000 Special, unusual, and sometimes supernatural traits or abilities.

01:54:16.000 Obviously it's a new age thing, but if we want to believe it, it's our right.

01:54:19.000 Like, why do I have to news guard whether I believe in indigo children? 0.98

01:54:22.000 Because you're a gorilla and you're telling people to murder themselves. 0.56

01:54:25.000 I had somebody, I was gassing my car up two days ago, and I walk over and I go, it was like a woman, she goes, I'm a gorilla. 1.00

01:54:36.000 It looks like a woman. 1.00

01:54:38.000 He's not sure what it was.

01:54:39.000 It looks like a woman. 1.00

01:54:41.000 My point is, is that... He's being politically correct.

01:54:43.000 Come on.

01:54:44.000 Yeah, it looks like that.

01:54:44.000 It's ma'am!

01:54:45.000 It's ma'am!

01:54:48.000 I had a dream about Max Keiser and Stacy earlier today, talking about Synergy and Max Keiser, who you brought up earlier and who you just brought up.

01:54:56.000 In the dream, we were picking apples and I was driving.

01:54:58.000 And whenever we would go through a tight quarter, Max would say, good job.

01:55:02.000 I love Max, but he keeps trying to explain to me.

01:55:05.000 I'm like, dude, I don't do any stock market investments, anything.

01:55:09.000 I just don't want to steer my audience in something BS.

01:55:13.000 I'm not saying he's doing that.

01:55:15.000 I'm just saying.

01:55:15.000 Well, he holds a lot of Bitcoin and he tells people to buy Bitcoin.

01:55:18.000 He's pretty shameless about it.

01:55:18.000 And he was right the whole time.

01:55:19.000 And now he says to buy Ethereum.

01:55:20.000 It's exploding right now.

01:55:22.000 When he said years and years ago, buy Bitcoin, I'm sure everybody wishes they listened.

01:55:25.000 Yeah.

01:55:26.000 Dude, I was at Bilderberg 2008 or whatever it was.

01:55:29.000 Where they make the teddy bears?

01:55:31.000 Mm-hmm.

01:55:31.000 Bilderberg.

01:55:34.000 Yes.

01:55:35.000 He literally goes, here's 10,000 Bitcoins.

01:55:39.000 And I'm like, he got really mad because I was like drinking wine.

01:55:42.000 And he can stay like I am right now.

01:55:44.000 He's like, dude, I just gave you $10,000, this is the future.

01:55:46.000 And I'm like, oh yeah, great.

01:55:48.000 So that's me.

01:55:50.000 You were the guy on the boat.

01:55:51.000 Yeah.

01:55:51.000 And he was the Alex Jones on the boat.

01:55:52.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:55:53.000 He got really mad.

01:55:53.000 That's how life is a song.

01:55:55.000 Yep.

01:55:55.000 Yeah.

01:55:55.000 Because it's the same chorus with slightly twists.

01:55:58.000 Wow.

01:55:58.000 There you go.

01:55:59.000 And so I was asking my crew later, like, sure. 0.99

01:56:01.000 I guess you're not a dim fool after all. 0.95

01:56:03.000 I figured it out, Michael! 0.99

01:56:04.000 I cracked the code.

01:56:07.000 When's the crescendo?

01:56:08.000 When's the climax?

01:56:08.000 When's the big rising action, you know?

01:56:10.000 Is this it?

01:56:11.000 Like, we're getting all excited, everything's going crazy, the States, and then nothing happens?

01:56:14.000 No, skeet skeet.

01:56:16.000 What?

01:56:16.000 Skeet skeet.

01:56:17.000 Is that it?

01:56:18.000 Yeah, skeet skeet.

01:56:20.000 You bust.

01:56:23.000 I am a gorilla.

01:56:24.000 We're gonna go to superchats in a second.

01:56:25.000 It's like the best thing that can happen is just calmness.

01:56:28.000 Like if you think about the best situation, it's like a calm farm where the wind is blowing and it's peace.

01:56:34.000 They say Valhalla is like a high farm on a mountain and a plateau and everything's happy, everything's golden, you just love each other.

01:56:42.000 That sounds good.

01:56:43.000 But then we create problems to overcome them, to become stronger, just in case there's some cataclysm from outside the system.

01:56:51.000 We send our children down the hill into the valley for a war to make them men.

01:56:54.000 Wait, before we go to super chats, I wanted to shout out the guy who makes those mammoth pens.

01:56:58.000 If you go to foothillantiques.com... I'm a gorilla.

01:57:00.000 ...on Instagram, who wants this? 1.00

01:57:01.000 Murder yourself. 0.97

01:57:02.000 You want this? 1.00

01:57:03.000 The pen?

01:57:03.000 Yeah.

01:57:04.000 Give it to me.

01:57:04.000 Hey, hey, hey, here's the deal.

01:57:05.000 I'm having a great time, you're having a great time, and we've transcended Kim, what are the other topics we want to cover that we've moved past?

01:57:11.000 Can I give a plug to this independent businessman who is suffering because his business is down 60% who made me a great pen and I'm giving it to Tim.

01:57:19.000 Only if he marries Joe Biden.

01:57:21.000 If you want a mammoth tooth pen, check out Foothill Antiques on Instagram.

01:57:25.000 I've been given a pen.

01:57:26.000 Is it from a real mammoth?

01:57:27.000 Is it a real mammoth, too?

01:57:28.000 Yes.

01:57:28.000 Mammoth molar.

01:57:29.000 I'm a mammoth!

01:57:31.000 So, so, so, he, he, is this, is this not vegan, though?

01:57:36.000 It's, it's tooth.

01:57:38.000 It's vegan.

01:57:38.000 I don't know, it's an animal product.

01:57:39.000 Oh, that's true, it's an animal product.

01:57:40.000 It's extinct, yeah.

01:57:41.000 Is that all there is by your turn?

01:57:42.000 Foothill Antiques.

01:57:43.000 Didn't mammoths- weren't mammoths still around, like, uh, in ancient Egypt?

01:57:46.000 Like 800- like, uh, yeah, like 800 B.C.

01:57:48.000 They even have pygmy mammoths on the coast of California!

01:57:52.000 He's right!

01:57:53.000 Smart man.

01:57:53.000 Hairy little elephants all over the place, huh?

01:57:54.000 Hey, seriously, we're here- We've only hit the threshold of broadcast now.

01:57:58.000 We're going to end it now if you want, but I'm going to go for hours.

01:58:01.000 Let's get into real subjects.

01:58:02.000 Let's talk about the secret space program, Space Force, and what you tried to do an hour ago, the Israeli former head of their space program, folks don't know, Israel had the fifth largest space program.

01:58:13.000 They put satellites in space saying that there's an intergalactic agreement, aliens are secretly experimenting.

01:58:18.000 I'm not saying this.

01:58:19.000 This is mainstream news.

01:58:20.000 Fact check me.

01:58:21.000 Oh, great, Bill Gates.

01:58:23.000 This is big.

01:58:23.000 We should talk about that.

01:58:24.000 They just renamed Kennedy's to... Trump renamed a couple of, like, space program... space launch pads to Space Force now.

01:58:32.000 Did you guys get that?

01:58:33.000 I did.

01:58:33.000 Trump's doing a lot of things.

01:58:35.000 So we talked about this when it happened, but we have it from NBC News.

01:58:39.000 Former Israeli space security chief says extraterrestrials exist and Trump knows about it.

01:58:43.000 A galactic federation has been waiting for humans to reach a stage where we will understand what space and spaceships are.

01:58:48.000 See, this is why some lefty had a really funny tweet about this.

01:58:51.000 They go, the most unbelievable part of the story is that Trump was able to keep his mouth shut.

01:58:55.000 Yeah.

01:58:55.000 And I'm like, you know what?

01:58:57.000 It's not... But wasn't he asked about it?

01:59:00.000 He said, I'm going to look really hard into this.

01:59:03.000 I don't, I don't...

01:59:04.000 Yeah, he's like, I'm gonna take a good hard look into this UFO thing.

01:59:06.000 I see Luke nodding over there.

01:59:07.000 He's saying yes.

01:59:08.000 It's October, he said that.

01:59:09.000 October.

01:59:09.000 So maybe he just never really cared.

01:59:11.000 Maybe, maybe he never asked.

01:59:12.000 How could you not care about aliens?

01:59:13.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

01:59:14.000 By the way, speaking of Trump, we just became the Gorilla Channel,

01:59:17.000 which he was accused of watching in the White House.

01:59:18.000 Oh yeah, I'm the Gorilla Channel.

01:59:20.000 I have a gorilla, yeah, that's this.

01:59:21.000 So that is another example of synchronicity.

01:59:23.000 It's just, uh...

01:59:25.000 But if you look for patterns, you find them.

01:59:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:59:28.000 Here's what happened.

01:59:28.000 Trump... What is that you're shaking your head?

01:59:30.000 Let me just say this.

01:59:31.000 Trump ordered, two years ago, the JFK files release.

01:59:35.000 And remember, they wouldn't do it.

01:59:36.000 He kept ordering it, and they released it a little bit.

01:59:38.000 It'd be like, if my crew didn't want to do what I wanted them to do, I could not do my show.

01:59:42.000 Tim, if your crew didn't like you, you couldn't do anything.

01:59:45.000 Be honest, you have to hire new people.

01:59:46.000 They despise him.

01:59:47.000 Yeah, they hate me so much.

01:59:48.000 No, they love you.

01:59:48.000 What I'm saying is... Not Lydia.

01:59:51.000 It's a hypothetical... She puts the sour in sauerkraut. 0.87

01:59:54.000 My point is, it's a hypothetical statement.

01:59:56.000 All I'm saying is, Trump orders all this release, they don't do what he says.

02:00:00.000 Remember they were going to have training, which is now happening? 0.98

02:00:03.000 That all whites are racist and America's bad. 0.99

02:00:06.000 Trump ended it. 0.99

02:00:07.000 And Trump said, stop it.

02:00:09.000 I talked to a Green Beret two days ago.

02:00:12.000 He was just shipped out to Utah to be taught literally. 0.99

02:00:14.000 They make men wear red high heels and they make them walk around and say, America sucks in a brainwashing cult. 1.00

02:00:20.000 What? 0.99

02:00:21.000 Dude, what is that?

02:00:22.000 Alex got really drunk with Tim Dillon.

02:00:24.000 No, no, no, no.

02:00:25.000 That's just oddly specific, you know what I mean? $100,000.

02:00:30.000 Right now.

02:00:31.000 They made guys... They made green berets wear red high heels. 1.00

02:00:34.000 Wow, emasculating. 1.00

02:00:36.000 And they learned how to give blowjobs. 1.00

02:00:38.000 What? 1.00

02:00:39.000 No, no, no.

02:00:40.000 You think I'm joking?

02:00:41.000 What's your... Where does this come from?

02:00:43.000 The mouth.

02:00:44.000 Okay, type in army soldiers made to wear red high heels. 1.00

02:00:48.000 We gotta look this up.

02:00:48.000 It's gonna pull up pornos.

02:00:50.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:00:52.000 I had a incredible patriot from America visit me and gave me a little award.

02:00:57.000 He's right.

02:00:59.000 And he said, I said, I'm out, I can't do this anymore.

02:01:02.000 I need to leave the earth.

02:01:04.000 I need to leave the earth.

02:01:04.000 Pull it up, pull it up, pull it up.

02:01:07.000 There you go.

02:01:07.000 Army to refute decision to have male cadets wear high heels.

02:01:10.000 What?

02:01:11.000 It was part of sexual assault awareness month.

02:01:13.000 They made the cadets wear high heels in ROTC.

02:01:15.000 I'm out.

02:01:16.000 But currently, they have been sent to Utah.

02:01:19.000 These are like, these guys are like Green Berets, super killers.

02:01:23.000 And I said, how is, how is our buddy doing?

02:01:25.000 And he said, Alex, it's literally to make him quit.

02:01:29.000 They literally have red high heels while in uniform as part of a campaign called walk a mile in her shoes.

02:01:35.000 Alex Jones was right.

02:01:36.000 You become very vulnerable on high heels. 1.00

02:01:37.000 He also said teach them how to give blowjobs. 1.00

02:01:39.000 No, they don't know about all that stuff. 0.99

02:01:41.000 No, I'll tell you.

02:01:41.000 Pull it up.

02:01:42.000 Remember?

02:01:42.000 How do I pull it?

02:01:43.000 There's a Washington Post saying they're wearing high heels. 0.99

02:01:44.000 Just Google army blowjobs. 0.99

02:01:46.000 No, guys, guys. 0.99

02:01:48.000 Wait, hold on.

02:01:49.000 It came up.

02:01:50.000 It's from Pornhub.

02:01:53.000 Pornhub.

02:01:53.000 That's where it came up.

02:01:54.000 You guys laugh about it.

02:01:55.000 It's like, no, I'm talking to them.

02:01:57.000 Hold on.

02:01:57.000 Let me just give you some credit.

02:01:59.000 We are making fun of him when he literally just proved us wrong about the high heels.

02:02:03.000 Let me tell you a story.

02:02:05.000 I was exposing the Superbowl four years ago in Houston.

02:02:07.000 The Superbowl?

02:02:09.000 Superbowl.

02:02:09.000 Like the football thing?

02:02:10.000 Yes.

02:02:11.000 In Houston, running child kidnapping rings.

02:02:13.000 Wait, what?

02:02:14.000 Not the Superbowl. 0.95

02:02:15.000 At the Superbowl, they had child sex life going on.

02:02:18.000 The NFL was involved with this?

02:02:21.000 No, no.

02:02:22.000 At the Superbowl in Houston.

02:02:24.000 They were doing this.

02:02:24.000 I'm not saying the Superbowl did it.

02:02:27.000 And so I had a guest on and all of a sudden this guy comes from the U.S.

02:02:31.000 Army and the CIA and he gets in my big whiteboard.

02:02:34.000 I know he is.

02:02:34.000 He's a well-known person.

02:02:36.000 He says, Jones, you've really hit on something.

02:02:37.000 Gotta be careful.

02:02:38.000 Who's here?

02:02:39.000 Who's involved?

02:02:39.000 Here's who's running it.

02:02:42.000 And that's the same guy that told me about all this.

02:02:44.000 I said, where is this guy?

02:02:45.000 Well, this other person visited me from the government and he said, well, he's up there being brainwashed in Utah right now.

02:02:51.000 They're making him wear high heels. 0.96

02:02:53.000 They're teaching him that they need to become James Bond doesn't just have sex with women.

02:03:01.000 So the point is, is that they're literally... I was told this, so this is real.

02:03:06.000 I mean, I'm just telling you. 0.89

02:03:07.000 You were told that James Bond doesn't just have sex with women? 0.92

02:03:09.000 Listen, listen, listen. 0.94

02:03:09.000 I think... Think about the abuse of our troops, man. 0.94

02:03:12.000 They'll do anything for this country. 1.00

02:03:14.000 And they're literally got them in Utah, wearing high heels, and learning how to suck dick. 1.00

02:03:19.000 Well, some of them didn't have to learn. 1.00

02:03:20.000 Oh, it's true!

02:03:21.000 I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do here? 1.00

02:03:23.000 The high heels thing stopped sucking my dick. 1.00

02:03:25.000 Is it possible that... But I'm allowed to anecdotally tell you that that's the kind of stuff they're showing them. 0.99

02:03:30.000 And you're like, why is the point?

02:03:32.000 It's meant to run them off. 0.98

02:03:33.000 If they were women being taught how to have sex with people, it's wrong. 1.00

02:03:37.000 What do they have men at a goddamn base teaching them this for? 1.00

02:03:40.000 They're humiliating them. 1.00

02:03:41.000 It's too humiliating.

02:03:42.000 Oh, there's a video of it.

02:03:43.000 Humility.

02:03:44.000 They got a video.

02:03:44.000 There's a video.

02:03:46.000 Look at this.

02:03:46.000 Okay, of the high heels, not the other thing.

02:03:48.000 Of the high heels, not the other thing.

02:03:50.000 Obviously it goes way worse than this.

02:03:55.000 Let's jump ahead.

02:03:56.000 Maybe.

02:03:57.000 If it plays.

02:03:57.000 I don't think it's gonna play.

02:03:59.000 They'll probably ban that thing, it's fake news.

02:04:01.000 This is like when we brought up Building 7, the feed's gonna go down.

02:04:04.000 Look at this, look at this.

02:04:06.000 ROTC cadets walking a mile in their shoes.

02:04:08.000 Army ROTC.

02:04:09.000 This is nothing.

02:04:10.000 They're wearing red high heels. 0.86

02:04:11.000 What the heck?

02:04:12.000 The most feminine thing that we could find. 0.99

02:04:13.000 So what was that?

02:04:14.000 Heels.

02:04:14.000 The largest heels that we can find.

02:04:15.000 No, it was stilettos.

02:04:16.000 We found red heels as high as we can get them and walked 1.26 miles so that we can support them for that.

02:04:21.000 It's not as extreme as I'd imagine it by how you described it.

02:04:24.000 But this is the White Watch. 0.78

02:04:26.000 This is probably what I'm talking about.

02:04:27.000 You can't run away.

02:04:29.000 Dude, I was talking to a dude who's like killed probably 200 people.

02:04:32.000 I said, how are you doing?

02:04:32.000 Well, we're being told to do this.

02:04:34.000 So we can't even tell you what it is.

02:04:37.000 They're being told to become sex ops. 0.88

02:04:39.000 That's weird stuff.

02:04:40.000 You know, they tell men in the military, hey, we got to infiltrate, get their women, infiltrate their women. 0.99

02:04:44.000 We're telling guys, for America, you need to learn to, it's all about just the most insane stuff you ever heard.

02:04:48.000 And what year is this from?

02:04:49.000 2015.

02:04:50.000 This is, this is new.

02:04:52.000 I'm saying this is five years ago.

02:04:54.000 Yeah.

02:04:55.000 Currently in Utah.

02:04:57.000 They have special operations U.S.

02:04:59.000 Army wearing high heels, wearing dresses, and literally like, they're like, you need to learn to not be upset by this. 0.94

02:05:07.000 Watch this porn. 0.99

02:05:08.000 Here's how a blow job is conducted. 1.00

02:05:11.000 And the troops are like sitting there on big screen TVs watching this. 0.98

02:05:15.000 They want to make men more sensitive, so that they can be like... You know, there's been a lot of rape in the military, male on female, especially with women soldiers now. 0.97

02:05:23.000 So maybe they're trying to teach men what it's like to be a woman. 0.99

02:05:25.000 That's exactly what they say.

02:05:27.000 Yeah, that's what they said.

02:05:29.000 So I'm just telling you what I've been told.

02:05:32.000 Say fake news.

02:05:33.000 I was told this by real people.

02:05:36.000 Well they're certainly wearing high heels, that happened. 0.75

02:05:37.000 That was a big thing five years ago. 0.99

02:05:39.000 I want to fact check the oral sex. 1.00

02:05:40.000 It's interesting how we went from aliens again right back into this. 0.99

02:05:43.000 It's weird.

02:05:44.000 So let's leave this and just say it's fiction.

02:05:47.000 No one's wearing high heels, that was a joke.

02:05:49.000 No, but it's almost inescapable.

02:05:51.000 Like, we were gonna do Super Chats, you said, no, no, let's talk about the Israeli space security guy.

02:05:55.000 Let's go back to him.

02:05:56.000 Let's go right back to... Let's go back to him.

02:05:58.000 What do you make of the former head of the Israeli space program, which they have one, folks, saying, was it Global International... Galactic Federation.

02:06:05.000 Galactic Federation, which you made a joke on Joe Rogan about, which is now coming out.

02:06:09.000 So, I can't remember exactly what we were talking about, but we were talking about, I think, like, war and international interests, and I said, Joe, the Galactic Federation will not allow us to enter until we're unified by one governing authority.

02:06:19.000 And then Joe immediately went, I don't think there's a Galactic Federation.

02:06:22.000 And a lot of people commented that it was funny, like, a really funny response, because I wasn't being serious, and Joe gave me a really serious answer.

02:06:28.000 And then we get this guy saying this.

02:06:31.000 Is it possible this guy's just an old crackpot?

02:06:34.000 Or he could be trolling.

02:06:35.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

02:06:36.000 Let me give you my answer in a moment, but let me kiss some Tim Pool ass right now and some Michael Malice. 0.99

02:06:40.000 Dr. Menace. 0.99

02:06:41.000 Please don't.

02:06:42.000 Dr. Menace.

02:06:42.000 No, no, seriously.

02:06:43.000 Dr. Menace.

02:06:44.000 Here's the deal.

02:06:45.000 Why is he putting on high heels?

02:06:47.000 What's wrong with that?

02:06:49.000 Because I love this country and I'm a patriot.

02:06:52.000 No, no.

02:06:53.000 People ask, why do you like Tim Pool?

02:06:55.000 That's a good question.

02:06:56.000 Hey, I come home, my wife's watching while I'm eating dinner and I've been watching for 10 years, but When people say, why is he being argumentative with you?

02:07:02.000 That's what he does.

02:07:03.000 When you had the CEO of Twitter on and the head lawyer, it was like Perry Mason, but real. 0.98

02:07:09.000 I mean, I am kissing ass right now because I didn't see what it was like. 0.94

02:07:12.000 It was like 10 million views. 0.98

02:07:13.000 Look at this.

02:07:14.000 And I was so being shut down then, almost bankrupt.

02:07:18.000 No one's standing up for me.

02:07:19.000 And you boosted me so much in my own personal when you cut them to ribbons in that interview. 0.98

02:07:26.000 No seriously and that's why I love you because so I get why you interrogate me it's your nature that's good to interrogate reality but you destroyed the head of Twitter you destroyed their lawyer And it wasn't just that, like, they suck, because they did suck and did what they were talking about. 0.94

02:07:41.000 You were like a lawyer doing it, like a top lawyer. 0.96

02:07:43.000 That was beautiful.

02:07:44.000 That's why I appreciate you doing that, because I know it wasn't about defending me.

02:07:47.000 It was about defending reality, right?

02:07:49.000 Or what was the moment?

02:07:50.000 You're in there for hours, destroying.

02:07:52.000 I watched the whole thing, like, three times.

02:07:54.000 I watched the clips, like, ten times.

02:07:55.000 Yeah, but you know, the thing is, like, It's funny how, during Occupy Wall Street, I can get praise from all these leftists for defending reality.

02:08:04.000 And then, I was, you know, I got a lot of heavy criticism from the right.

02:08:07.000 Not so much, they didn't care about me all that much during Occupy, but, you know, they were certainly trolling in the livestreams.

02:08:12.000 And now we're at this point where, after watching, you know, after, say, like, the Joe Rogan, Jack Dorsey, Vijay Gada thing, the right, or whatever you want to call it, is saying, wow, Timmy did a great job, and the left is like, Tim Pool is all bad, or, you know, he's right-wing or whatever.

02:08:26.000 But now that we're moving into this other space with, you know, Trump and the election, now it's starting to shift a little bit.

02:08:31.000 Now I'm actually getting praise from leftists.

02:08:32.000 There was this funny meme about, who would you stay in a room with 24 hours with?

02:08:36.000 And all these leftists are like, Tim Pool's actually not that bad of a guy.

02:08:39.000 He's kind of annoying, but I could skate with him or something. 0.98

02:08:41.000 And now I actually have people over at the Donald.win saying I'm like a bald cuck and a loser who won't accept it. 0.97

02:08:46.000 So I mention this every time. 0.98

02:08:48.000 It's the same way for me.

02:08:51.000 Trump's starting to lose.

02:08:53.000 This Texas defeat's a big deal.

02:08:55.000 I'm not gonna lie to people.

02:08:56.000 They're already mad at me.

02:08:58.000 Why are you saying Trump's in trouble?

02:08:59.000 Why have you sold Trump out?

02:09:00.000 I'm not gonna lie.

02:09:03.000 I wrote that song about the cycle of life and revolutions.

02:09:07.000 Michael, you've discovered the true nature of the universe.

02:09:09.000 You don't need to be sarcastic.

02:09:10.000 I'm talking truth to you.

02:09:11.000 I'm not being sarcastic.

02:09:13.000 He's got a smarmy look on his face.

02:09:15.000 I'm telling you, I made a video about how it goes.

02:09:17.000 I know you did.

02:09:17.000 I watched your video.

02:09:18.000 I enjoyed it.

02:09:19.000 Let's go back to the moment with the Twitter CEO.

02:09:24.000 That's like some of the most powerful Perry Mason stuff ever.

02:09:27.000 But it's not a movie.

02:09:28.000 It's real.

02:09:29.000 I didn't plan anything.

02:09:30.000 Do they realize they were destroyed at the end of that?

02:09:33.000 But does it matter?

02:09:34.000 Yes, it does.

02:09:36.000 It does matter a lot, Tim.

02:09:37.000 Come on.

02:09:38.000 Listen, after that show, Jack came up to me.

02:09:40.000 That was like Mike Tyson in like 1988.

02:09:43.000 Versus Estelle Getty.

02:09:44.000 After that episode, as we were leaving, Jack Dorsey came to me and he very gently whispered sweet nothings into my ears.

02:09:51.000 And I felt a warm feeling.

02:09:52.000 He says, we're going to make it all better.

02:09:54.000 We're going to create paths to redemption.

02:09:55.000 We're going to allow people a second chance.

02:09:57.000 Don't worry, everything you said, you're so right.

02:09:59.000 And I said, Jack, you mean it?

02:10:01.000 And he was like, I mean it.

02:10:02.000 And I was like, and it's been two years.

02:10:05.000 I don't want to tell any stories.

02:10:08.000 That ship has sailed.

02:10:09.000 But someone we know that was in the room at that time said the same thing to me.

02:10:12.000 He goes, I talked to Jack.

02:10:13.000 There's a path to redemption.

02:10:15.000 And I really think that Tim got through to him.

02:10:18.000 And Joe told me that.

02:10:19.000 In all seriousness though, maybe you did get through to him at that moment.

02:10:22.000 And then he goes back to his board and they're like, haha, cool story.

02:10:24.000 Yeah, he was like 3% of the company.

02:10:26.000 He's a figurehead.

02:10:26.000 He's not even involved.

02:10:28.000 I was there.

02:10:29.000 Joe Rogan called me.

02:10:31.000 And I'm gonna give it a seat.

02:10:32.000 Joe didn't say it was a cigarette.

02:10:33.000 He goes, man, Tim Pool knocked you out of the park.

02:10:35.000 I'm like, yeah, I saw it.

02:10:36.000 Incredible.

02:10:37.000 And he's like, yeah, you know, I think they're really gonna get a path.

02:10:41.000 What'd he say?

02:10:42.000 Path to redemption?

02:10:42.000 A path to redemption.

02:10:43.000 And I go, really, Joe?

02:10:45.000 He goes, oh, yeah.

02:10:46.000 Don't quote me, but Dorsey's gonna.

02:10:48.000 It's what you just said.

02:10:50.000 It was nothing happened.

02:10:51.000 Jack pissed Joe off, you know.

02:10:54.000 I think Jack has checked out.

02:10:55.000 He's been checked out for a long time.

02:10:56.000 He left Twitter a long time ago.

02:10:58.000 He was fired.

02:10:59.000 I think they brought him back as kind of a, but you founded it, so you're the face.

02:11:02.000 I think that's it.

02:11:03.000 I was told by somebody, Jack likes you.

02:11:06.000 He's trying to fix free speech, leave him alone.

02:11:08.000 And then I confronted him in DC and they banned me that day.

02:11:11.000 And later I confirmed that was real.

02:11:13.000 Somebody showed me text messages with him saying that.

02:11:16.000 You have the documents.

02:11:17.000 I was shown documents from two years ago by somebody else, and then magically this other person showed me text messages with him saying, I like Alex Jones, but I don't control my own company.

02:11:28.000 I'm not just saying this right now to act powerful.

02:11:30.000 In all fairness, it's not a surprise that a CEO doesn't have this unilateral power over a company like that.

02:11:35.000 He was especially a publicly traded one.

02:11:37.000 He was preaching blockchain social media that can't ever be deleted, which is also kind of a bad thing.

02:11:44.000 You know, you want to be able to remove posts, you want to be permanent.

02:11:46.000 But you want to know it actually has the providence, but I get what you're saying.

02:11:50.000 But yeah, so could you own blockchain under a gnome to plume?

02:11:54.000 If you could own, if you could own blockchain under a alias, it could be safer.

02:11:59.000 There's a lot to try and figure out.

02:12:02.000 But imagine, I was told by Joe Rogan, hey, Jack Dorsey is going to fix it.

02:12:07.000 He's really upset.

02:12:08.000 Tim Poole did a great job.

02:12:09.000 And then later I'm like, that's BS.

02:12:11.000 Other people confirm that to me, that he basically actually is more of a libertarian, is upset by what's happening.

02:12:18.000 And I thought that was a patronization at the time.

02:12:21.000 I don't believe it.

02:12:22.000 So you think it's BS again?

02:12:23.000 Yeah.

02:12:24.000 So I think if Jack Dorsey actually cared, he'd stand up and say something at the very least.

02:12:29.000 No, I agree.

02:12:30.000 I'm not lionizing him.

02:12:31.000 I'm just saying, is there any truth to it?

02:12:34.000 So Jack has said to me, even since then, in DMs, things about, we're going to fix it, we're trying, we're working on it, and the reason I don't believe him is that when something happens, like they... Well, Joe Rogan told me, he said, Jack's working on your path to redemption.

02:12:48.000 Two years ago?

02:12:49.000 Yes, BS.

02:12:50.000 If Jack Dorsey, if he has no power in the company, he could at least issue a statement saying, I firmly reject the suspension of this individual, we must restore free speech rights.

02:12:59.000 He doesn't.

02:13:00.000 He just says, you know, we're trying very hard, and then he does these, these, how many Senate hearings have we had now, where he says the exact same things, and there are lies over and over again.

02:13:10.000 We've got the leak information.

02:13:11.000 We don't censor anybody!

02:13:12.000 We've got, Project Veritas has gotten more than enough information from employees at Twitter.

02:13:16.000 So what is his problem?

02:13:19.000 I think he doesn't care.

02:13:21.000 He doesn't own the company.

02:13:22.000 His job is to just advocate on behalf of Twitter.

02:13:26.000 And so, you know what I'd be willing to bet?

02:13:27.000 I'd be willing to bet, before he went to the Senate, he went to, you know, Vijay and said, Oh, what do you want me to say?

02:13:33.000 He's like, say these things.

02:13:35.000 Okay.

02:13:36.000 That's it.

02:13:36.000 That does sound like it.

02:13:37.000 I'll say that when you debated her and him, you are smart, but you did a better job than I would have done, I'm being honest. 0.99

02:13:44.000 But they were like mental retards. 1.00

02:13:47.000 You got kicked off of Twitter for using that word, you know that? 0.99

02:13:49.000 Yeah, that's bannable.

02:13:50.000 I know.

02:13:51.000 You can euthanize somebody. 0.99

02:13:53.000 You can kill babies. 1.00

02:13:55.000 You can have Uyghur death camps if you're Apple. 1.00

02:13:57.000 But if you use a term, they say you can't, you're banned.

02:13:59.000 Fine, I apologize.

02:14:00.000 The point is... I didn't mean to criticize you.

02:14:02.000 I mean, people listening, like a lot of times, like in my mentions, someone will use that word against somebody else, and I want to give them the warning.

02:14:07.000 No, no, I agree.

02:14:08.000 So anyone banning this supports Uyghur death camps run by Apple. 1.00

02:14:12.000 Because remember, I don't run death camps.

02:14:14.000 I don't run death camps in China.

02:14:15.000 I don't own one slave.

02:14:17.000 So you say that I use a word like that.

02:14:18.000 I'm bad.

02:14:19.000 You are ignoring all the real crimes and using that attack on me to shut down what I've said to support Uyghur death camps run by Apple in China. 0.94

02:14:27.000 I'm just giving advice to people on Twitter.

02:14:29.000 I will agree with you, Alex, that they look slow and confused.

02:14:33.000 If you wanted to use a different word. 1.00

02:14:34.000 I'm not kissing his ass. 1.00

02:14:35.000 It was like a sloth talking to the Flash. 1.00

02:14:38.000 It was like they had their pants caught down and didn't know how to respond.

02:14:41.000 The Flash has an archenemy called the Turtle, who is his first archenemy and he's very slow.

02:14:46.000 Really?

02:14:46.000 Yes.

02:14:47.000 That's awesome.

02:14:48.000 Showcase number four.

02:14:50.000 Go back to what you were saying.

02:14:51.000 When you were talking to them specifically about the way they were saying you can't misgender someone.

02:14:56.000 Can you explain that confusion?

02:14:58.000 So Jack said, you know, we have rules and we follow the rules and we apply the rules fairly.

02:15:02.000 And I said, your rules are biased.

02:15:04.000 And he said, no, no, they're not.

02:15:05.000 And I said, yes, they are.

02:15:07.000 Twitter has a misgendering policy.

02:15:09.000 It's a rule that only fits the ideology of the left and is contradictory to the ideology of the right.

02:15:14.000 Therefore, you've created a rule that only benefits the left.

02:15:17.000 I'd explain it to them.

02:15:18.000 They didn't understand the concept.

02:15:19.000 Or they did and they just don't care.

02:15:21.000 Because it's not that I hate a dude that wants to be a woman or a woman wants to be a man.

02:15:24.000 I don't care.

02:15:25.000 The idea that even Bill Nye the science guy went back to his 1980s cartoons.

02:15:29.000 That's actually not true.

02:15:30.000 That's not true.

02:15:31.000 So there's a meme going around of Bill Nye talking about jeans.

02:15:34.000 It's fake.

02:15:36.000 Okay, I've seen the video of them going back and re-editing the old 1980s show where they- There's a video where he talks about gender and stuff, but there's a fake meme where- No, it's a video.

02:15:50.000 Listen, let's just say this.

02:15:52.000 The left is saying that chromosomes don't determine sex.

02:15:56.000 They are, absolutely.

02:15:58.000 So that's going on.

02:15:59.000 And all I'm saying is I don't care if a dude dresses like a woman. 0.99

02:16:01.000 I don't care if a guy is a woman. 1.00

02:16:03.000 You're just yelling about a dude dressing like women.

02:16:05.000 Exactly.

02:16:05.000 Who was that?

02:16:06.000 The guys in the high heels.

02:16:07.000 They're being forced to do it.

02:16:08.000 Exactly.

02:16:08.000 They're forced.

02:16:09.000 It's what I'm saying is I don't care if you want to do it.

02:16:12.000 Just don't force us to do it.

02:16:13.000 Fair.

02:16:14.000 Does that make sense?

02:16:16.000 I'm like capitulating.

02:16:17.000 I don't care.

02:16:18.000 I'm a libertarian.

02:16:20.000 What I'm getting is... Did you vote for Judge Organson or Trump?

02:16:24.000 Who?

02:16:25.000 Joe Jorgenson.

02:16:26.000 That was the perfect answer.

02:16:28.000 Thank you.

02:16:30.000 Beautiful.

02:16:31.000 Absolutely beautiful.

02:16:32.000 Regarding these paths to redemptions, you can go to prison and then get out of prison.

02:16:36.000 That was actually a violent crime.

02:16:38.000 Yeah, and I questioned big events they took out of context and I'm banned.

02:16:42.000 For how long have you been banned now?

02:16:43.000 They said it's a lifetime.

02:16:44.000 It's got to be a limited term.

02:16:46.000 I think that's something I actually brought up on the show.

02:16:48.000 I said that, you know, if someone makes a mistake, you give them a life sentence.

02:16:50.000 You can commit murder in the United States and only get 20 years.

02:16:52.000 Well, Tim, I love your show because, I mean, we've been in fights about stuff, but when you explained on air, I won't even say the name of it, I barely talked about a mass shooting and the internet didn't believe it happened.

02:17:02.000 I covered like 10 times.

02:17:03.000 They said, Jones's identity is denying the shooting happened.

02:17:06.000 And like six years ago, I said, no, I thought it happened.

02:17:08.000 Leave me alone.

02:17:09.000 And then Megan Kelly twisted it and got me like, well, why did you question?

02:17:12.000 So they can then sue me.

02:17:13.000 And you got it straight.

02:17:14.000 You're like Jones is repudiated this.

02:17:16.000 He said he was wrong.

02:17:17.000 And then these people continue to milk this and bring this up over and over again when it's not who I am.

02:17:25.000 It's like they take one thing out of context and it's like Groundhog Day.

02:17:29.000 It's over and over.

02:17:30.000 And then imagine they're on the news going, he's harassing children.

02:17:33.000 He won't leave us alone.

02:17:35.000 Help us.

02:17:35.000 Jones is attacking us.

02:17:37.000 And I'm like, no, I'm not.

02:17:38.000 No, no.

02:17:39.000 And then they won't stop.

02:17:39.000 Because you're trapped in a bad song.

02:17:42.000 That's it.

02:17:43.000 It's like a song.

02:17:44.000 But it's a bad one.

02:17:46.000 We need to go to Super Chats.

02:17:49.000 Let's hear for the plebs. 1.00

02:17:50.000 We didn't cover the intergalactic fleet.

02:17:52.000 Oh, we will.

02:17:53.000 I will tell you the big alien cigarette.

02:17:56.000 I want to go to, you want to go to the show?

02:17:57.000 What's the big alien secret?

02:17:58.000 How long do we have?

02:17:59.000 How long do we have?

02:18:00.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:18:01.000 But yeah, I will say, I think we've tried like 17 times to talk about it and it just every single time goes back to the exact same subjects.

02:18:08.000 Let's cover the subjects we haven't covered.

02:18:10.000 The super, let's talk to the fans.

02:18:11.000 Let me tell you.

02:18:11.000 We gotta talk to the fans.

02:18:12.000 We'll do it.

02:18:12.000 Let me tell you the story.

02:18:13.000 Let me tell you the story.

02:18:14.000 What's the story?

02:18:16.000 Okay, so I'm not enamored by astronauts.

02:18:19.000 I think they're cool test pilots.

02:18:20.000 They've done amazing things.

02:18:21.000 The space program's real.

02:18:22.000 A lot of it's secret.

02:18:23.000 A lot of this goes on.

02:18:24.000 So I knew Charlie Sheen back before he went crazy again.

02:18:27.000 I knew him back when he was with... Maybe he just had COVID.

02:18:30.000 He never had AIDS.

02:18:31.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:18:32.000 But I knew back when... Who's his wife he married that was in Starship Troopers?

02:18:37.000 Oh, Denise Richards. 0.97

02:18:38.000 Denise Richards.

02:18:39.000 Yeah.

02:18:39.000 So I knew him back, like imagine being at Charlie Sheen's house like 2005 and like there's a chef cooking dinner and Denise Richards is there and you're having dinner with Denise Richards.

02:18:47.000 It was fun.

02:18:48.000 He was a big listener.

02:18:49.000 His dad was the listener.

02:18:50.000 His brother, Emilio Estevez, was a listener.

02:18:53.000 You know, they're really... Martin Sheen's really Estevez.

02:18:58.000 Martin of Estevez.

02:18:59.000 So... Is that who you bought the ranch from?

02:19:01.000 No, I didn't buy a ranch from them.

02:19:02.000 But I'm not name-dropping.

02:19:03.000 This is a true story.

02:19:05.000 It could be both.

02:19:05.000 How did I even tell this story?

02:19:06.000 What was I getting into?

02:19:07.000 Aliens.

02:19:08.000 About Charlie Sheen.

02:19:09.000 Black astronauts. 0.69

02:19:10.000 Astronauts!

02:19:11.000 Yes!

02:19:12.000 So...

02:19:13.000 2005-2006-2007, I'd be out there to be on a TV show or something.

02:19:17.000 I go stay at Charlie Sheen's house.

02:19:19.000 Then he gets divorced.

02:19:20.000 It's a little more wild.

02:19:21.000 Stuff goes a little bit crazy.

02:19:23.000 I knew him for like 10 years.

02:19:24.000 Good.

02:19:24.000 Stayed there probably 50 times.

02:19:26.000 He'd send like a private wide-body jet to pick me up and fly me out there.

02:19:29.000 So did a few other people.

02:19:30.000 But I went out there and I'm sitting there and he goes, hey, Buzz Aldrin, I'm good friends with Buzz Aldrin, you should come on your show.

02:19:40.000 So Buzz Aldrin calls up comes on my show like a week later.

02:19:43.000 Then we go to dinner with Buzz Aldrin.

02:19:45.000 And Buzz Aldrin is like, look, we've got major bases on the moon.

02:19:49.000 There's there's a big equatorial water base and at the northern South Pole.

02:19:53.000 And you know, we got the base and there's an alien base, you know, at Mars, they're giving it to us.

02:19:58.000 And there's a Choron, the moon, or whatever the name of the moon is.

02:20:02.000 What's the single moon of Mars?

02:20:05.000 Phobos.

02:20:05.000 Deimos and Phobos.

02:20:06.000 Charon is Pluto.

02:20:08.000 Sorry, whatever it is.

02:20:09.000 He goes, we've got this transmitter base.

02:20:12.000 We've got this obelisk we communicate with them with.

02:20:15.000 And I'm like, why don't you go on my show and do that?

02:20:18.000 He comes on.

02:20:19.000 It became national news.

02:20:20.000 He's like, there's an obelisk on Mars' one moon.

02:20:25.000 We're in communication with aliens.

02:20:26.000 Wait, Buzz Aldrin said this?

02:20:27.000 This is Buzz Aldrin on my show.

02:20:28.000 Can you look this up?

02:20:29.000 I swear to God, this is real.

02:20:30.000 I believe you.

02:20:31.000 Everything else you've said we've looked up has been... And so he comes on.

02:20:36.000 And about a year later, I'm at Charlie Sheen's house.

02:20:38.000 By then, he's partying.

02:20:39.000 How is this real?

02:20:40.000 He's partying.

02:20:41.000 And he goes, let's go to a steakhouse with Buzz Aldrin.

02:20:44.000 So Buzz Aldrin, I'm sitting there eating steak in LA and Buzz Aldrin looks me in the eyes.

02:20:48.000 He goes, Alex, the Egyptians are run by aliens. 0.99

02:20:52.000 We have the base on Mars and we've got an intergalactic agreement with them.

02:20:56.000 And he goes, but don't worry the Indians in one year.

02:20:59.000 We'll plant, we'll land a spacecraft that will crash one on the moon to find the water. 0.57

02:21:08.000 And that's the symbol of the intergalactic agreement.

02:21:11.000 I'm like, okay, I'm thinking he's crazy.

02:21:14.000 A year later, the Indians crash it onto the moon and find the water. 0.73

02:21:19.000 And he would never come on again.

02:21:22.000 Some of the top comments on the video say, Came here from the recent Joe Rogan.

02:21:26.000 Good to hear Buzz really talked about all this stuff.

02:21:28.000 Right, except that Joan's account is quite a bit different from the general tenor of Aldrin's remarks.

02:21:33.000 Aldrin never said that aliens built anything.

02:21:36.000 I just told you the rest of the story.

02:21:38.000 Oh, I was just reading some comments.

02:21:39.000 I talked to him on the phone, and I met with him, and you can call Buzz Aldrin, he'll tell you.

02:21:44.000 It's possible that they told him it was aliens to throw him off, and that they, the government, built like a listening post on Mars's moon.

02:21:51.000 Yeah, no, I don't know.

02:21:52.000 He's like, we've got an obelisk, like 2001 on the moon and all this stuff.

02:21:57.000 I'm not saying it's real.

02:21:58.000 Hold back a second, Tim.

02:21:59.000 Dude, I mean, I've hung out with this guy.

02:22:01.000 Just go back in the video.

02:22:02.000 Alex, are you like me when you look at yourself with like a baby face?

02:22:05.000 You're like, oh my God, look how old we've gotten.

02:22:07.000 Does that creep you out too?

02:22:08.000 I mean, he's pretty old here too.

02:22:10.000 How old are you, Alex?

02:22:11.000 What creeps me out is the view count's not that high on this.

02:22:13.000 Well, this is a re-upload.

02:22:15.000 Yeah, they banned all of it.

02:22:16.000 What's the view count?

02:22:17.000 That's right.

02:22:18.000 Yeah, 11,000.

02:22:18.000 With, like, Deep Space TV priorities.

02:22:21.000 Bob Lazar gets a lot of crap for saying that there's aliens. 0.63

02:22:24.000 I think they threw him off the trail by lying. 0.99

02:22:26.000 Dude, I don't even... I'm telling you, I'm sitting there with Buzz Aldrin eating a steak.

02:22:33.000 He goes, the Indians are going to claim they find the water. 0.95

02:22:35.000 They're about to crash a probe in.

02:22:37.000 We already found it.

02:22:37.000 We're there.

02:22:38.000 We've got a base on the moon and I'm sitting there in like an L.A.

02:22:41.000 eating dinner with Charlie Sheen and I'm like, I've reached the twilight zone.

02:22:45.000 And then a year plus later, I'm in an airport and I look at the look at USA Today and it says they crash a probe in and make water eject up.

02:22:55.000 Type in India crashes, crashes probe on moon to find water.

02:23:00.000 I went on air and said, Buzz Aldrin says they're going to crash it to find water, and they did!

02:23:08.000 I'm on record saying it.

02:23:09.000 Before it happened?

02:23:10.000 Yeah.

02:23:11.000 Excellent.

02:23:11.000 Oh my gosh.

02:23:12.000 I'm just telling you, man, this is... Dude, I mean, I had Buzz Aldrin on the show a couple times.

02:23:17.000 Oh.

02:23:18.000 Did you find anything about the probe smashing into the moon?

02:23:20.000 I bet there's water on the moon.

02:23:21.000 I'd be shocked if there wasn't.

02:23:23.000 Yeah, they're looking for lunar water.

02:23:24.000 Type in Indian Space Agency crashes probe on moon to find water.

02:23:30.000 Dude, I got a feeling on Mars there's so much water under that iron oxide.

02:23:34.000 Yeah, November 2008, India made the moon impact probe on board, you know, orbiter crash, local confirmed the presence of water, etc, etc.

02:23:43.000 Alright, whether or not there's aliens could be misinformation.

02:23:45.000 That was kinda good.

02:23:46.000 How are we doing the Super Chats?

02:23:48.000 Super Chats time! 0.93

02:23:50.000 Super Chats at Band.Video!

02:23:53.000 And InfoWars.com!

02:23:55.000 A bunch of the... A good portion of the Super Chats are... I would just call them inappropriate.

02:24:00.000 Oh.

02:24:01.000 Some of them are calls for action.

02:24:04.000 Ask the inappropriate ones.

02:24:05.000 No, those are the ones I can't read.

02:24:08.000 Let me see.

02:24:09.000 Uh, A.J.

02:24:10.000 Birch says, Alex may be the only man on the planet whose feet I'd smell.

02:24:13.000 Huh.

02:24:15.000 Read the rest of it.

02:24:16.000 Keep it Stexa, or whatever your shirt says.

02:24:19.000 That's Texas, just so you know.

02:24:20.000 I was looking at that Super Chat.

02:24:22.000 You gotta start one more over.

02:24:23.000 We got way too many Super Chats. 0.97

02:24:26.000 Let's see.

02:24:27.000 Dylan Keller says, I'm so sorry I missed the start of the show.

02:24:29.000 If you haven't already, please discuss the clockwork elves and extra-dimensional mantises with controversial diets.

02:24:36.000 I want to re-ask Tim's question.

02:24:38.000 How can DMT allow us to see around a spatial corner that we normally can't?

02:24:41.000 Yeah, we're going to talk about this for half an hour now.

02:24:43.000 How much money do you think I pay for this?

02:24:45.000 100 bucks!

02:24:45.000 No, no.

02:24:45.000 I've talked to a lot of people.

02:24:49.000 I've talked to people that work for the Pentagon.

02:24:50.000 We know!

02:24:51.000 We talked about this earlier.

02:24:52.000 This guy doesn't know how to use the rewind button.

02:24:53.000 No, but they've gone, and not just the Pentagon people.

02:24:55.000 No, no, he said I missed it in the show.

02:24:56.000 These are old Dipper Japs going way back. 1.00

02:24:59.000 In Ayahuasca events in Peru and in Belize or wherever, where 50 people see the same hallucination.

02:25:07.000 Yes, the grandmother.

02:25:09.000 So they see the same hallucination, meaning it's not a hallucination.

02:25:12.000 It's another dimension.

02:25:13.000 This is big.

02:25:14.000 Okay.

02:25:15.000 You don't go to a planet to see aliens, man.

02:25:17.000 It's like the veils right there.

02:25:19.000 Waffles Sensei says, watching Alex's face shift when Tim explained what was happening on December 14th was one of the better 1.4 seconds on the internet.

02:25:28.000 Yep.

02:25:29.000 The Awakening.

02:25:30.000 I don't get it, what happened?

02:25:32.000 So when I told you about the meteor, the comet, the meteor showers, the comet, and the solar eclipse happening on December 14th, and the electors are chosen, and then the 21st is the, it's called the super conjunction, the 800 cycle when Jupiter and Saturn align, and they become one bright big light in the sky.

02:25:49.000 The Christmas star.

02:25:50.000 The Christmas star, yeah. 1.00

02:25:53.000 It's gonna be some 800- I'm a gorilla, murder yourself. 0.99

02:25:56.000 All right, all right. 0.98

02:25:58.000 The Coconut Cabbie says Tim Pool is pure gangster for hosting these two agains.

02:26:01.000 Alex Jones, you and your products rule.

02:26:03.000 No, let's just say it.

02:26:04.000 In a world of weenies, you know... Tim is king.

02:26:08.000 Tim is doing a good job.

02:26:09.000 Until I get banned.

02:26:10.000 Whatever.

02:26:11.000 Banned for this?

02:26:12.000 Why?

02:26:13.000 Oh, they'll find an excuse, whatever.

02:26:15.000 Poking the bear.

02:26:16.000 PM says, this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

02:26:19.000 I think what you meant to say, this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.

02:26:24.000 I'm pretty sure this is significant for the times indeed.

02:26:27.000 You guys ever watch Zeitgeist?

02:26:29.000 The first one?

02:26:32.000 I was in the first Zeitgeist and he had a fake name.

02:26:35.000 It was like John Paul or Peter Joseph or what was it?

02:26:40.000 Paul Joseph Watson.

02:26:42.000 No, the UN pushed it.

02:26:44.000 The New York Times pushed it.

02:26:45.000 He's like, we'll live in plastic cities and camps.

02:26:48.000 Concentric circles.

02:26:48.000 concentric circles will own nothing and the computers will tell us what to do and he goes and Alex if you don't agree

02:26:54.000 you're Going to a camp for education and later he went I didn't

02:26:57.000 say that we had the video He's on my show like you will go to re-education camp, but

02:27:03.000 it's okay So it's okay

02:27:05.000 Hey, like that doesn't.

02:27:06.000 Just telling someone it's okay doesn't make it okay. 0.99

02:27:08.000 Damn, I'm talking to you right now. 0.98

02:27:11.000 This one's for Ian. 0.99

02:27:12.000 John Hutto says 99.999% of all matter is in plasma state.

02:27:17.000 Look up plasma universe.

02:27:18.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:27:18.000 Interesting, possible, but not likely.

02:27:20.000 Electrolasers, man.

02:27:21.000 We're vaporizing matter and then recombobulating it.

02:27:24.000 Okay, okay.

02:27:25.000 Look, get over here. 1.00

02:27:26.000 Here you go.

02:27:27.000 Right here.

02:27:27.000 Come on.

02:27:28.000 We're actually sublimating matter.

02:27:30.000 Luke was supposed to come on the show.

02:27:32.000 I think you gotta sit on Alex's lap.

02:27:34.000 Alright, here comes Luke.

02:27:36.000 A lot of people don't know this, but Luke is actually the illegitimate son of Vladimir Putin.

02:27:41.000 Why am I getting notifications that I'm Alex Jones's illegitimate son?

02:27:46.000 Yeah, and you're my mother.

02:27:51.000 I thought I was the genetically altered, weaponized version of you and Putin making a love child.

02:27:58.000 No, you don't think it was?

02:27:59.000 I think a couple decades ago, the US government stole the genetic material from Putin and Jones and tried to create a super being of governmental authority, but also who can see through the veil.

02:28:12.000 And they created Luke.

02:28:13.000 And it's true. 0.56

02:28:18.000 You guys are waiting for me to say something?

02:28:19.000 Let's go back to this.

02:28:23.000 I think Trump's better than Biden.

02:28:25.000 I wish Trump had won, but this Texas defeat, I'm not going to lie to listeners, this is a major goalpost.

02:28:31.000 What the GOP chairman just said, he's hinting at pretty much going away from the union.

02:28:37.000 When you had me on the first time, I was like, hey, Big developments.

02:28:42.000 What's happening?

02:28:43.000 Tell us.

02:28:43.000 Yeah, well, Alan West came out with a statement and his statement essentially is hinting at the- I don't think- That's the chairman of the Texas party.

02:28:52.000 Hinting.

02:28:53.000 Do you have the quote?

02:28:54.000 You want to read the quote?

02:28:55.000 I'm going to read the quote here.

02:28:56.000 I was going to jump in but I didn't want to.

02:28:59.000 I don't think that's a hint.

02:28:59.000 I think he's putting it right on the nose.

02:29:00.000 Yeah, I don't think that's a hint.

02:29:01.000 See how we're so careful?

02:29:03.000 It's a hint!

02:29:03.000 Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a union of states that will abide by the Constitution.

02:29:11.000 This is outlandish.

02:29:12.000 Wow, that's civil war.

02:29:13.000 I don't think that's a hint.

02:29:14.000 I think he's putting it right on the nose.

02:29:16.000 Yeah, I don't think that's a hint.

02:29:17.000 See how we're so careful because the Senator's like, it's a hint.

02:29:20.000 He's like, I'm doing this.

02:29:22.000 There's no like this.

02:29:23.000 Yeah, major news that of course people should actually...

02:29:25.000 Read that again.

02:29:26.000 That's a big deal.

02:29:27.000 The chairman of the Republican Party of Texas says we should form a new union.

02:29:30.000 Yeah, perhaps...

02:29:31.000 A more perfect union.

02:29:32.000 Indeed.

02:29:33.000 Perhaps law-abiding states should bond together and form a union of states that will abide

02:29:37.000 by the Constitution.

02:29:38.000 And again, remember when you first had me on, this was the idea that I first said.

02:29:42.000 It might be the better thing to do than to break up the union and have certain states

02:29:47.000 go along.

02:29:49.000 That's what you said at the start of the show.

02:29:51.000 There was one guy a long time ago said this.

02:29:53.000 Actually, he wrote an article about it.

02:29:54.000 His name was Michael Malice.

02:29:55.000 Thank you.

02:29:56.000 It's appreciated.

02:29:58.000 It's crazy.

02:29:58.000 What was that?

02:29:59.000 What's a crazy thing to advocate for, isn't it though?

02:30:01.000 I mean, I don't mean crazy and wrong.

02:30:03.000 I mean like bold and out there.

02:30:05.000 The situation we're in is crazy.

02:30:07.000 I think what there's been an enormous asymmetry in recent 20... History repeats.

02:30:13.000 Like a song.

02:30:15.000 There's been an enormous asymmetry in the last 30 years between how the left and the right gets their ideas, which is someone did a—I bet you even know the number—the window between someone having an idea on Tumblr and it becoming a New York Times article was like 18 months.

02:30:29.000 And that was happening on the left, whatever loony idea, and then it becomes codified, whereas on the right, it was just kind of arguing with the left.

02:30:36.000 And then it's like, okay, we're going to throw out our own—like, here's another article I wrote.

02:30:40.000 Let's use the Obamacare law. 0.98

02:30:42.000 Which said you have to, by law, own health insurance or you could pay a fine.

02:30:46.000 Mandatory gun ownership.

02:30:48.000 You have to own a gun.

02:30:50.000 If you don't want to, you pay a fine.

02:30:51.000 That resolves the gun rights issue in one year because right away you will never be able to undo it just because of gun perforation. 0.52

02:30:58.000 What about, uh, seize all... if you're worried about privilege... No, I agree.

02:31:02.000 We never play their game.

02:31:03.000 Let me finish my point.

02:31:04.000 Oh, you're mad right now?

02:31:06.000 I love you so much.

02:31:08.000 We worry about privilege.

02:31:09.000 I'm a gorilla. 1.00

02:31:11.000 Murder yourself. 1.00

02:31:12.000 Seize all university endowments and distribute that money as reparations. 0.95

02:31:17.000 These are the kind of big bull... Yeah, they'll never really do that.

02:31:20.000 Make the left pay it! 1.00

02:31:22.000 If you start with that as your negotiation, let them argue here instead of always trying to catch up with them.

02:31:26.000 Right, exactly.

02:31:27.000 I agree.

02:31:28.000 Change the subject to their own debate.

02:31:29.000 The problem is, there's a prominent conservative faction mainstream that does nothing but chase the left.

02:31:36.000 Correct.

02:31:36.000 That's all they do.

02:31:37.000 No, I agree.

02:31:38.000 Why are they always chasing the left?

02:31:40.000 Because their job is to be either low status in that world or no status in this new right world.

02:31:46.000 They put a lot of lightweights in there that think they're going to get power out of the system.

02:31:49.000 So here's the big question.

02:31:51.000 Do you guys realize that right now as we speak, this is on a knife's edge.

02:31:56.000 The sick part of me is they put Biden in who can't even talk.

02:31:59.000 This is even better. 1.00

02:32:01.000 What happens to the left if they actually put that crazy lunatic in? 0.94

02:32:05.000 Well, so what's happening now is the progressives are starting to get rejected and dejected. 0.95

02:32:10.000 Yes.

02:32:10.000 Black Lives Matter tweeted out on election night.

02:32:12.000 Yeah, they're being thrown out.

02:32:14.000 Black Lives Matter official organization tweeted, we won on, you know, in the declarative for Biden.

02:32:17.000 And now they're like, it's been 32 days and they've refused to respond to us in any meaningful way.

02:32:22.000 It's like you got your your march for months. 0.97

02:32:24.000 And now this pig cop won't even take your calls. 0.99

02:32:27.000 Who would have thought Kamala Harris, you know, top cop, would reject the, you know... She's in her pig pen, you know, wallowing in the mud. 1.00

02:32:34.000 Oink, oink, MF.

02:32:35.000 So, let's predict.

02:32:36.000 We can all procrastinate all day and procrastinate and pronasticate, whatever words those are.

02:32:42.000 Those are all words, yeah.

02:32:43.000 No, no, we can all make up stuff, but bottom line, where's America in one year?

02:32:48.000 Let's hear it.

02:32:48.000 Well, we got a super chat.

02:32:50.000 Daniel Maxwell says, where does Alex think the U.S.

02:32:52.000 will be in six months?

02:32:53.000 Procrastinate.

02:32:54.000 You what?

02:32:55.000 Procrastinate.

02:32:56.000 Procrastinate?

02:32:58.000 That's your answer?

02:32:59.000 The superchats weren't what?

02:33:01.000 They asked, where does Alex think the US will be in six months?

02:33:05.000 You said a year.

02:33:05.000 I said, well, the superchats asking.

02:33:06.000 That's perfect.

02:33:07.000 You know, I think it's up to what we do, but we need to recognize this is dangerous.

02:33:12.000 And this is crazy.

02:33:13.000 So, I'll be honest, I don't know where we are in six months.

02:33:16.000 What do you think?

02:33:16.000 I mean, I'm really... I'll give you a very easy answer, which I think no one's going to even argue with.

02:33:22.000 Marijuana laws were one example of this, which is all marijuana is illegal, right?

02:33:26.000 All marijuana dispensaries are in violation of federal laws.

02:33:28.000 They're all committing felonies every day, but there's no organizational will and the federal government to actually enforce it.

02:33:33.000 So Obama had rates and he gave up.

02:33:35.000 There is going to be wanton defiance Of these lockdowns and quarantine procedures, either on a state or municipal basis, and that is going to increase- That's a catalyst.

02:33:46.000 Yeah.

02:33:46.000 But exactly why would Biden- Can I please get my punchline out?

02:33:49.000 You've been talking for hours.

02:33:51.000 Go ahead.

02:33:51.000 Actually, I think you got 80% of the airtime on this show.

02:33:54.000 I did not.

02:33:54.000 Go ahead, Malice.

02:33:56.000 Malice, finish your point. 1.00

02:33:57.000 That is going to do an enormous service towards lessening any semblance of authority that these people have over our lives, which is a very key step towards having them lose their ability power.

02:34:08.000 Hold on.

02:34:09.000 Wait, wait, wait, Alex.

02:34:12.000 Christian Del Toro says, Alex, can you tell Walter and Natalie congratulations on the birth of their baby?

02:34:17.000 Yes, I congratulate your baby.

02:34:19.000 Can I just say something now?

02:34:21.000 You gotta say Walter and Natalie.

02:34:23.000 I just did it.

02:34:24.000 Walter and Natalie, congratulations on the birth of your baby.

02:34:27.000 Walter and Natalie, congratulations from a gorilla.

02:34:30.000 Yes!

02:34:31.000 Now, can we get really serious here?

02:34:33.000 So, I wanted to answer that six months question though.

02:34:35.000 Yeah.

02:34:37.000 Uh, in line with what you were saying, it's something I've been saying that, uh, you know, we had Stuart Rhodes from the Oath Keepers, the largest militia in the country, said that people are not going to respect anything out of Joe Biden's mouth as legitimate.

02:34:48.000 Yes.

02:34:49.000 I think in six months, it's not just disregard for all the lockdowns.

02:34:54.000 When people start disregarding general rule of law.

02:34:57.000 Yeah.

02:34:58.000 Because it's, so I'll put this, let me rephrase.

02:35:00.000 The lockdowns are so extreme, many people are just saying F you.

02:35:03.000 Yes.

02:35:03.000 They're gonna start saying F you to everything else.

02:35:06.000 In turn.

02:35:07.000 I've got a rocket, help it.

02:35:09.000 I think it's gonna be like, if I can say F you to this, what else is kind of irrelevant?

02:35:14.000 Here's my prediction.

02:35:16.000 Governors to Gitmo.

02:35:18.000 Let's hope that's not what happens.

02:35:20.000 That's civil war.

02:35:21.000 It's not civil war.

02:35:23.000 It's the opposite of civil war.

02:35:24.000 How about we give them the vaccine first?

02:35:26.000 I guess depending on how they get there. 0.99

02:35:27.000 I'm really stupid, what does that mean? 0.99

02:35:29.000 Take the governors and send them to Guantanamo Bay. 1.00

02:35:31.000 Let's give them the vaccine.

02:35:32.000 Let's ask Biden.

02:35:34.000 I was not doing anything right now.

02:35:35.000 Let's ask Luke.

02:35:35.000 Oh, you mean Stan Whitmer?

02:35:38.000 All of them.

02:35:38.000 And Cuomo.

02:35:39.000 Let's ask, let's ask, let's ask Luke what he thinks is gonna happen in six months.

02:35:43.000 I think right now what we should do is have all the government officials and politicians be the first in line to get the vaccine.

02:35:50.000 And then after that I think everything will- No, no, hold on.

02:35:52.000 Hold on.

02:35:52.000 Let me stop right there.

02:35:54.000 In all seriousness, that's actually a really good idea.

02:35:57.000 Not for any joke.

02:35:57.000 No, no, no, I agree.

02:35:58.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:35:59.000 Stop, stop, stop.

02:36:03.000 Knock, knock. 0.93

02:36:05.000 Listen, listen.

02:36:06.000 If they're the leaders who are supposed to be leading the charge, we cannot allow them to get sick and be taken out.

02:36:10.000 It's been a nightmare when Trump was sick, when Boris Johnson was sick.

02:36:13.000 We need to make sure they're going to remain safe, so they should be first in line to get the vaccines.

02:36:17.000 I agree.

02:36:18.000 So how do we know they're really taking it?

02:36:20.000 Because I agree.

02:36:21.000 I want them to take it all first.

02:36:24.000 It's just an idea.

02:36:25.000 But look, where will it be in six months?

02:36:26.000 Six months, there's going to be a lot more poverty, a lot more lockdowns, a lot more problems.

02:36:31.000 I don't see this going away.

02:36:32.000 I mean, when you look at the whole COVID-19 system that has been put in place, and the Great Reset, exactly, there's too many people benefiting off of it for it to go away.

02:36:43.000 So we have to understand that this is still going to be around.

02:36:45.000 There's going to be complications.

02:36:46.000 There's going to be poverty.

02:36:47.000 I don't think we're going to reach the boiling point in six months, but we're going to get very close to it and we're going to have to keep a very close eye on what's going on and prepare for the worst.

02:36:56.000 Just one thing.

02:36:58.000 It's a very blue-pilled concept that is presented as a given that it has to be a civil war as opposed to a peaceful, like Czechoslovakia and all these other countries.

02:37:08.000 It does not have to happen violently.

02:37:11.000 No, I don't want violence either, but let me explain something.

02:37:13.000 The globalists admit they're using COVID.

02:37:16.000 You've been talking.

02:37:17.000 You act like I've been interrupting.

02:37:18.000 No, I'm asking why Lydia was making a face. 1.00

02:37:20.000 You are meddling with the tidal forces of nature, and you will atone!

02:37:28.000 Is that clear, Mr. Malice?

02:37:30.000 Listen, I have super male vitality.

02:37:33.000 And when I take this, not only am I unstoppable, I have the best boners on the planet.

02:37:37.000 InfoWareStore.com.

02:37:39.000 I'm teasing him.

02:37:40.000 No, seriously, this is it.

02:37:42.000 Here come my boners.

02:37:42.000 The Davos group, the globalists admit they're using it as a pretext to grab power and we must say no to the lockdowns and no to the fear.

02:37:52.000 I need these tissues.

02:37:53.000 Alright.

02:37:56.000 My pants are ruined.

02:37:58.000 I'm not even gonna say it.

02:38:00.000 Skeet skeet. 1.00

02:38:01.000 I'm a gorilla, murder yourself. 0.99

02:38:04.000 Alright, super chat, super chat. 0.99

02:38:05.000 Joshua Hurley says... I drank all this protein, now I got rid of some protein.

02:38:09.000 Joshua Hurley says, Alex, what do you know about the monolith they found in gold?

02:38:14.000 What about a monolith they found, a gold one, in Colombia?

02:38:17.000 They've been putting those up, the globalists have, to usher in, like the head of Israeli space program said, the aliens are here.

02:38:24.000 They mean we are the globalists, we are the ubermensch, and we rule you.

02:38:27.000 It's all an archetype that they're taking over right now.

02:38:30.000 So this is all like the new age.

02:38:32.000 They know we're awakening, so they want to confuse us, have us fight with each other to buy into the fact that they're in control.

02:38:38.000 They're aliens.

02:38:39.000 Well, they're not.

02:38:39.000 They're not in charge.

02:38:40.000 We're in charge.

02:38:42.000 Pat Lynch says, oh dear, it's been nice watching you on YouTube, Tim.

02:38:46.000 You are truly going out with a bang.

02:38:47.000 I'll tell you what's gonna happen.

02:38:50.000 I'm a gorilla.

02:38:51.000 They'll issue a guideline strike, and then I can't upload on YouTube.

02:38:54.000 Personally, my companies can't for one week.

02:38:57.000 And I think it means we can't do a live stream on the show for an extended period of time.

02:39:00.000 You think I'll do that for this?

02:39:02.000 Yes, 100%.

02:39:02.000 Tonight, we didn't do anything bad.

02:39:05.000 Yo, no. 0.90

02:39:06.000 No, I'm not kidding.

02:39:06.000 Check it out.

02:39:07.000 Really?

02:39:08.000 Absolutely.

02:39:08.000 I want to talk about this super chat from earlier about 99.999% of the universe being plasma.

02:39:13.000 If you could do me the favor and look up a plasmoid on Wikipedia.

02:39:18.000 What is dark matter? 0.97

02:39:19.000 Pull up the picture of a plasmoid real quick and you're gonna crap yourself. 0.64

02:39:23.000 What does it look like?

02:39:23.000 It looks like a creature!

02:39:25.000 Like an electromagnetic... So we're about to be arrested for a plasmoid?

02:39:28.000 Look at the plasmoid.

02:39:29.000 Now this is what happens when an electromagnetic field is activated.

02:39:33.000 It looks like a jellyfish floating through the universe.

02:39:38.000 No, it's a figure eight.

02:39:38.000 It's infinity.

02:39:39.000 And you see where we are.

02:39:40.000 It's in the upper left there.

02:39:41.000 The plasmoid exists where our stomach would be if that was one of us laying on our side.

02:39:46.000 This is what's created when a magnetic field is met.

02:39:48.000 That's where the poopy is. 0.85

02:39:49.000 Dude, I think that magnetic energy is cognizant or coherent or something.

02:39:54.000 Magnets, how do they work?

02:39:56.000 This is the man we need.

02:39:58.000 Dude, we're all in this together.

02:40:00.000 We are.

02:40:00.000 Brother.

02:40:02.000 I think this should be banned from YouTube immediately.

02:40:03.000 MaverickX says, you all keep this nonsense up every Friday and you'll get a Spotify deal as well.

02:40:09.000 Perhaps we'll need one after this.

02:40:10.000 Yeah, we might need one.

02:40:12.000 Spotify, give me a call.

02:40:15.000 Or YouTube's gonna be like, no, no, no, no, no, this one's okay, this one's okay.

02:40:18.000 What have we done wrong?

02:40:19.000 We're like, I mean... Had too much fun.

02:40:21.000 Let's see... A lot of people are mentioning Skoda's rejections, a lot of them are about Skoda's rejections, and uh... We'll discover those.

02:40:29.000 Did you give Joe Rogan a rifle?

02:40:31.000 I did.

02:40:31.000 But you didn't give me one.

02:40:33.000 Someone said, did Joe, did Alex bring you a rifle like he gave to Joe?

02:40:37.000 I don't think, I don't think you can.

02:40:38.000 Tim, I will give you an $8,000...

02:40:41.000 300 Win Mag Precision Sniper Rifle.

02:40:44.000 The best Special Forces gun.

02:40:46.000 Like, this gun I bought a year ago.

02:40:47.000 Well, let's figure out the paperwork.

02:40:49.000 This is the best gun you can buy.

02:40:50.000 I can shoot at 600 yards, bullseye, six-round mag.

02:40:54.000 Oh, wow.

02:40:55.000 Boom, boom, boom.

02:40:56.000 It's laser beam power.

02:40:57.000 My favorite gun, so I gave it to Joe, because Joe's set up for free speech, but I will give you, if I can get one, they're hard to get, a 300 Win Mag Semi-Automatic Death Star Weapon.

02:41:08.000 Well, let's fill out the paperwork.

02:41:10.000 Sounds good.

02:41:10.000 Well, I don't have another one.

02:41:11.000 I gave him my gun.

02:41:12.000 I don't have one.

02:41:12.000 Oh, okay.

02:41:13.000 Let's see.

02:41:13.000 Jackamoose says, Tim, I thank you for having my favorite flat earther, Alex, on once again.

02:41:18.000 I am an... I don't believe in flat earth.

02:41:21.000 He says, I am an Oregonian, and we have had mail-in voting for as long as I can remember.

02:41:25.000 And Kate Brown... I can't read the next part.

02:41:27.000 It's just too spicy.

02:41:27.000 But you didn't have 80 million sent out to dead cats.

02:41:32.000 I love how I'm a flat earther.

02:41:33.000 They're always like, Jones thinks it's reptiles.

02:41:36.000 That's David Ike.

02:41:37.000 Okay, here's a... Jones says the earth's flat.

02:41:38.000 No, I didn't.

02:41:39.000 Here's a very safe super chat.

02:41:41.000 Michael Malice is an amazing genius.

02:41:42.000 Who said that?

02:41:43.000 This is from MaverickX.

02:41:45.000 Oh, I don't know who that is.

02:41:46.000 That's your private account.

02:41:48.000 I'm like looking at a lot of these super chats.

02:41:49.000 I'm like, I can't read that.

02:41:50.000 I can't read that.

02:41:51.000 Definitely can't read that one.

02:41:52.000 Oh, just read it.

02:41:54.000 Why can't we read what's coming in?

02:41:55.000 We're already sunk.

02:41:57.000 The spiciness level of the show and the lowered threshold for what we can get away with. 1.00

02:42:01.000 We'll see.

02:42:02.000 I mean, it's like, they'll cut the feed.

02:42:06.000 You know what I mean?

02:42:07.000 Like, YouTube is sitting there waiting, and they'll delete the stream mid-stream.

02:42:10.000 They do it to people all the time.

02:42:11.000 How many dopes are watching this right now? 1.00

02:42:12.000 106,000.

02:42:12.000 Oh, wow.

02:42:14.000 Well, that's big.

02:42:15.000 Keep going.

02:42:16.000 More of their questions.

02:42:17.000 All right, let's see.

02:42:18.000 That's a huge football stadium.

02:42:21.000 I'm so blessed.

02:42:22.000 That's where they have child predators. 1.00

02:42:23.000 Infowars.com.

02:42:24.000 CERN and the Hadron Collider.

02:42:27.000 Well, here's the deal.

02:42:29.000 This is not BS.

02:42:31.000 I remember reading this 20 years ago.

02:42:32.000 I didn't believe it.

02:42:33.000 So I went looked it up.

02:42:34.000 Their main mathematicians believe that if you run enough of these equations and enough accelerated attacks in these cyclotrons is what the Hadrian Super Collider is really a cyclotron.

02:42:46.000 They were going to build one in Texas at Waxahachie and never finished it.

02:42:50.000 So they built one even bigger in Switzerland and in France, the Hadrian Collider.

02:42:56.000 And they accelerate these electrons and different particles at above light speeds and slam into things.

02:43:04.000 And so they're able to open up gates to do this.

02:43:06.000 And they admit in the equations, look this up.

02:43:09.000 It can create a strange look.

02:43:10.000 Remember the first remake like six, seven years ago, Star Trek,

02:43:13.000 where he releases that little drop into the planet and blows it?

02:43:17.000 Yeah, that's a strange one.

02:43:18.000 It's a black hole.

02:43:20.000 And the equations say it'll create a strange little or a black hole routinely.

02:43:23.000 And these guys are in such a cult.

02:43:25.000 They are doing tests.

02:43:27.000 They could destroy the planet.

02:43:29.000 And they're very big into symbology and the occult, especially through their opening ceremonies.

02:43:33.000 If you really want to get freaked out.

02:43:34.000 They got Shiva out there.

02:43:35.000 Exactly.

02:43:36.000 Look at the opening ceremonies of the Highline Corridor and be prepared to be freaked out.

02:43:40.000 Really?

02:43:40.000 They're in black robes?

02:43:41.000 Yes.

02:43:42.000 It's all occult.

02:43:43.000 It's all symbology.

02:43:44.000 It's all like, it's crazy.

02:43:46.000 Yeah.

02:43:46.000 Forget Bohemian Grove.

02:43:48.000 Exactly.

02:43:48.000 Luke, we should go to Europe and cover the next thing.

02:43:50.000 I'll be there.

02:43:51.000 Let's go.

02:43:52.000 Connor Murphy, Alex and Michael, how long before you see the people left and the right turn on the police?

02:43:59.000 Oh, here's my problem.

02:44:01.000 I'll tell you.

02:44:01.000 I'm, uh, listen, listen.

02:44:04.000 Okay.

02:44:05.000 I know I'm cutting in because you know, do you guys see the second autonomous zone in Portland, the red house autonomous zone? 0.93

02:44:11.000 So I completely disagree with Antifa expanding their borders outside and surrounding other homes and taking over these streets.

02:44:19.000 But I'll tell you this right now, I'm not going to give any sympathy or respect to cops who are evicting people from their homes at a time when the government took away their ability to make money.

02:44:27.000 And so they can't pay their bills.

02:44:28.000 That's what I was going to say.

02:44:29.000 I was driving here.

02:44:29.000 I meant to make the point.

02:44:31.000 You can't say you're non-essential and then bankrupt somebody to be evicted and then take them out of their house.

02:44:36.000 Exactly.

02:44:36.000 You can't.

02:44:37.000 That's what they're saying in New York.

02:44:38.000 Like, my bar can't stay open?

02:44:39.000 I'm going bankrupt?

02:44:41.000 And then the cops are the ones who are coming and violating the Constitution.

02:44:44.000 I call them oath breakers. 1.00

02:44:45.000 And like in New York, we have the right to peaceably assemble, to live our lives, pursue happiness, the 14th Amendment.

02:44:50.000 And the cops come and say, we don't care.

02:44:52.000 Just give us money.

02:44:53.000 Oath breakers. 0.69

02:44:53.000 I want to be clear. 0.69

02:44:54.000 You've been following me for a long time.

02:44:56.000 I followed you.

02:44:57.000 I used to be Mr. Anticop.

02:44:58.000 That's me.

02:45:00.000 Well, yeah, but I don't like arbitrary authority.

02:45:02.000 I don't like thugs.

02:45:03.000 The average cop isn't that but the systems corrupt.

02:45:05.000 The average cop is most certainly that.

02:45:07.000 Okay, fine.

02:45:08.000 All I'm saying is blaming the average cop Makes us blame the cop instead of the political system to change the laws. 0.99

02:45:15.000 Give me a fucking break. 0.97

02:45:16.000 If a German shepherd can do your job, maybe we're using the word hero a little bit loosely. 0.99

02:45:21.000 Every single law passed by these governors and senators is a love letter to Santa without these men and women in badges willing to enforce these laws.

02:45:31.000 I'm not going to get talked over on this one.

02:45:33.000 I'm not disagreeing with you that cops aren't bad a lot of the time.

02:45:36.000 They're bad.

02:45:38.000 I'm going to finish my point whether you like it or not.

02:45:41.000 Blaming the TSA is a cop-out.

02:45:43.000 We've got to blame the political system.

02:45:44.000 Cop-out is exactly the goal. 1.00

02:45:46.000 Get rid of these damn cops. 1.00

02:45:47.000 And I'm going to make my point. 1.00

02:45:49.000 Every single one of these laws and lockdowns and quarantines... They're not laws.

02:45:53.000 Every... Decrees.

02:45:55.000 They're not laws.

02:45:55.000 Yeah, they're martial laws.

02:45:56.000 I'm going to start from the beginning until I get my point.

02:45:58.000 I don't care.

02:45:58.000 Right, right.

02:45:59.000 But if you say they're laws... I'm saying if people stop blaming the cops and blame the laws, we'll change the goddamn laws. 0.99

02:46:04.000 I don't care what you're saying. 0.99

02:46:05.000 I care what I'm saying.

02:46:05.000 There's no law.

02:46:06.000 And what I'm saying is...

02:46:07.000 Every single law that is passed by these governors and senators that violate the Constitution are love letters to Santa without men and women in badges willing to enforce them on innocent people.

02:46:14.000 You too, go ahead, make your point.

02:46:17.000 Every single law that is passed by these governors and senators that violate the Constitution

02:46:23.000 are love letters to Santa without men and women in badges willing to enforce them on 0.77

02:46:29.000 innocent people.

02:46:30.000 Every single cop does this knowingly and consciously all the time.

02:46:36.000 Every cop is a criminal without exception. 0.92

02:46:38.000 Many of them are nice people, many of them are smart people, they're all criminals.

02:46:42.000 So the cops who quit, who are on video, who pull up and they're like, I'm quitting, I won't do this.

02:46:47.000 Or all the sheriffs who have said no.

02:46:48.000 I don't have a road to redemption like Jack Dorsey for these people.

02:46:51.000 For years, they keep us unsafe in our homes.

02:46:54.000 I'm in New York, where's my Second Amendment rights? 0.99

02:46:56.000 I'm only unsafe because of these damn No, Michael, I get your point. 0.98

02:46:59.000 You're absolutely right. 0.99

02:47:00.000 I'm saying blaming the average cop, though, we should change the law and take the government over.

02:47:04.000 Yeah, we just gotta vote in the right people, Alex.

02:47:07.000 Okay, so let's blame the cops.

02:47:08.000 What do we do?

02:47:10.000 First of all, have increased contempt for them by the citizenry, which is starting to happen.

02:47:14.000 Second of all, realize that they are the teeth of the- But Soros wants that because he wants to take the cops over.

02:47:18.000 Just because Soros wants it doesn't mean it's automatically wrong.

02:47:22.000 Number one, the cops are the ones who are implementing Soros' vision, aren't they?

02:47:25.000 Yeah, they are.

02:47:26.000 Yeah, that's my point.

02:47:28.000 So to have privatized police, just same way you don't have a government monopoly on health care, there's makes no sense of a government monopoly on security.

02:47:35.000 You want to hear a story?

02:47:38.000 In Pennsylvania, they have really great gun rights.

02:47:41.000 Not the best, but a lot better than other places.

02:47:44.000 New Jersey is called one of the evil seven, where they have basically no gun rights.

02:47:48.000 It's very, very difficult.

02:47:49.000 There was a story I was told where a woman was from Pennsylvania and she wanted to go to Atlantic City, which is like a 45 minute drive, maybe an hour drive from Philadelphia.

02:47:58.000 So, she was just some doofy little normie woman, didn't really know much, and she made the mistake of legally owning a weapon and driving to Atlantic City and got pulled over.

02:48:08.000 Being the good citizen she was, she respectfully and politely told the officer that she was carrying her weapon.

02:48:13.000 And the officer said, oh, thank you, ma'am, please step out of your vehicle.

02:48:16.000 And she goes, okay, and she gets out because she's good.

02:48:18.000 Place your hands behind your back, you're under arrest, it's a felony.

02:48:20.000 She got charged with a felony and she was looking at, like, four years in prison.

02:48:23.000 And the NRA intervened, and that's the only reason she didn't go to prison.

02:48:26.000 I know the story, yeah.

02:48:27.000 There's a story I remember when I was growing up in Chicago.

02:48:30.000 This was when I was, like, 20.

02:48:31.000 A woman from, I think, Kentucky or Tennessee had a legal concealed carry, and she had a revolver. 0.99

02:48:37.000 She was in her 70s.

02:48:38.000 She went to visit Chicago for the first time to go to the... We call it the Sears Tower.

02:48:43.000 It's the Willis Tower now.

02:48:44.000 And as she was preparing to go in, there was a metal detectors and she informed them.

02:48:47.000 She's like, I do have my concealed carry with me.

02:48:50.000 And they said, all right, this way, ma'am.

02:48:51.000 And they walked her and they cuffed her and they came felony charge. 1.00

02:48:54.000 She went to prison for years.

02:48:56.000 She went to prison, an old woman. 1.00

02:48:58.000 And I wonder about this.

02:49:00.000 I was talking to a guy at a shop and I said, When a person is clearly from Philadelphia where it's completely legal, they're a law-abiding citizen, this lady was apparently like, you know, late 40s, you know, old mom woman, wanted to go to spend the weekend in Atlantic City and have fun by herself.

02:49:15.000 Who is this cop to be like, I'm gonna put you in prison for this?

02:49:19.000 There are bad cops that implement tyranny, I agree.

02:49:23.000 You know what he could have done?

02:49:24.000 He could have said, ma'am, It's actually illegal what you're doing, but I'm going to tell you this.

02:49:28.000 I'm going to give you an escort back to Philadelphia.

02:49:30.000 Please, you know, don't bring that back into the state because- No, you're right.

02:49:32.000 There are cops implementing tyranny and they're bad.

02:49:35.000 Oathbreaker.

02:49:35.000 I'm saying we need to change the laws.

02:49:38.000 I used to attack the TSA all day long until they were like listeners.

02:49:42.000 Like, please be nice to us.

02:49:44.000 We're just trying to get paid our job.

02:49:45.000 Please change the law. 1.00

02:49:47.000 I'm just gonna shit you like garbage and I'm getting paid for you. 1.00

02:49:50.000 I need my respect. 1.00

02:49:51.000 You know what they call them in Britain? 0.96

02:49:52.000 The filth.

02:49:53.000 And with good reason.

02:49:54.000 The cops?

02:49:54.000 Yes.

02:49:55.000 And the TSA. 0.99

02:49:58.000 It's easy to shit on the cops all day. 0.99

02:49:59.000 You know why? 1.00

02:50:00.000 Because they are shit. 1.00

02:50:01.000 Because they got problems. 1.00

02:50:02.000 Who doesn't have problems?

02:50:04.000 I'm gonna tell you, it's a cop-out to blame the cops.

02:50:08.000 Screw bad cops.

02:50:09.000 You gotta change the law, man! 0.99

02:50:10.000 There are no good cops.

02:50:12.000 Okay, fine. 0.95

02:50:12.000 All the cops are bad. 0.95

02:50:14.000 But let's say there's no... I'm saying, change the law.

02:50:19.000 Stop copping out to say it's the cops.

02:50:22.000 We have to change the law.

02:50:23.000 The Second Amendment guarantees my right to a gun, and I do not have it.

02:50:27.000 These laws are a joke, and you know they're a joke.

02:50:29.000 This is what you talk about all the time. 0.99

02:50:31.000 But they're not... That makes them hypocrites! 0.97

02:50:34.000 Oathbreakers. 0.79

02:50:37.000 If you put your hands on a young person who is selling drugs and you put them to get arrested and have them be traumatized, you are the enemy of civilized human beings.

02:50:46.000 I don't think nonviolent people should be in prison, and I'm not a worshipper of the police, and I should be the main guy attacking the police.

02:50:52.000 I'm saying we don't get reform that way, let's change the laws.

02:50:56.000 I don't believe in reform, I believe in abolition.

02:50:58.000 You want a reform?

02:50:59.000 You want to abolish the police?

02:51:00.000 Of course!

02:51:02.000 I didn't know that.

02:51:03.000 Explain.

02:51:04.000 I just explained it earlier.

02:51:05.000 If everybody was basically armed, who then gets somebody to go to court when somebody steals your car or steals your house?

02:51:12.000 You've been involved in legal systems, as I have, and you know perfectly well... Private wars.

02:51:20.000 And also how expensive they are, how much the average person does not have access to legal services.

02:51:25.000 You have to buy a lawyer, which costs more than buying a surgeon.

02:51:28.000 If you had a private system where there's private adjudication, which we have already, it would be a lot easier things to get resolved quickly and you'd have a lot more access to free situations and you would have ratings for these different legal systems.

02:51:41.000 What?

02:51:42.000 I don't want to interrupt you, I was just saying.

02:51:43.000 Luke agrees.

02:51:44.000 That was my point.

02:51:45.000 I was gonna say, the elites don't really follow the laws just like Jeffrey Epstein and their friends.

02:51:49.000 Just like they don't pay taxes!

02:51:50.000 Yeah, they don't pay taxes.

02:51:51.000 Do you know that the politicians, there's an old saying, I don't know, it's been a long time since I've been there, but the local politicians in Chicago are allowed to carry concealed.

02:51:59.000 What about Mayor Bloomberg?

02:52:01.000 Well, no, all the Democrats get to go get their hair cut.

02:52:03.000 Yeah, and they get to have armed security guards.

02:52:06.000 Here's the thing.

02:52:07.000 If you were a Trump voter, which that's your prerogative, if you thought there was any chance that Hillary Clinton was going to jail, you are so removed from reality, I don't even know.

02:52:16.000 Oh, seriously.

02:52:17.000 She'll release all the other info.

02:52:19.000 It's not even that.

02:52:19.000 These people never get consequences.

02:52:21.000 When did I mean a Hillary Clinton, Richard Nixon, none of these people go to jail, they never have consequences.

02:52:28.000 Alex, you talk about this constantly.

02:52:29.000 How many receipts do you have over the years of these horrible people admitting to horrible things and nothing ever comes of it?

02:52:35.000 Well, Epstein finally got his neck broken.

02:52:37.000 Sure.

02:52:38.000 But how many stories died with him?

02:52:39.000 How many victims never got justice with that execution?

02:52:42.000 No, I agree. 1.00

02:52:42.000 They got rid of his ass. 1.00

02:52:44.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

02:52:46.000 Well, then.

02:52:48.000 It's a very light show.

02:52:49.000 Yeah, very, very easy going.

02:52:51.000 Very powerful show, actually.

02:52:53.000 I actually, I think Michael is completely wrong.

02:52:55.000 I think we need to do the opposite of abolish the police.

02:52:57.000 We need to make everyone a cop.

02:52:59.000 Yes, that's anarchy.

02:53:00.000 Deputize everyone.

02:53:01.000 Deputize Mountain Dew.

02:53:03.000 Mountain Dew, he teaches you to hate cops.

02:53:07.000 Here's my deal.

02:53:10.000 I get people are mad at authority, and I want an American Republic, limited government.

02:53:15.000 There's some role with police. 0.97

02:53:17.000 I'm not in a police ass-kissing position. 0.93

02:53:20.000 I'm just saying, just blaming the cops becomes a cop-out. 0.98

02:53:23.000 You're just talking in circles.

02:53:24.000 What does that mean, a cop-out?

02:53:25.000 There's plenty of blame to go around when you're dealing with tyranny.

02:53:28.000 I think, you know, I think when you blame the cops, it's a surface-level assessment.

02:53:34.000 Let me ask you a question.

02:53:35.000 Here's what I'm saying.

02:53:37.000 You're not wrong, but the deep-seated issues that have resulted in this problem won't be solved by just saying, Something-something police.

02:53:45.000 I agree that if you cure COVID, you're not curing cancer.

02:53:48.000 I'm just saying they are cancer.

02:53:49.000 That's all I'm saying. 0.94

02:53:50.000 What I'm saying is that there is a problem in this country where people walk into the voting booth and say D or R and they ignore who they're voting for.

02:53:58.000 These people then get in and say, what's the easiest path?

02:54:01.000 I don't care about this.

02:54:02.000 If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.

02:54:04.000 All right, in closing, let's talk about Secret Space Program.

02:54:08.000 Well, we only have a couple more minutes, I think.

02:54:09.000 Yeah, we're done then.

02:54:12.000 Well, everybody, this has been a fun career for me.

02:54:15.000 And thanks to YouTube, I was I reached a million subs and said,

02:54:18.000 Okay, I'm done.

02:54:19.000 I'll just have the craziest show possible.

02:54:21.000 And then the first time they gave me a warning.

02:54:23.000 And this is one thing all seriousness.

02:54:25.000 One of the best things about 2020 is how so many more conservatives

02:54:29.000 are being skeptical about police because there's so many videos.

02:54:33.000 No, no, I agree with the lockdown.

02:54:35.000 People like, all right, they're not angels.

02:54:37.000 They're flawed.

02:54:38.000 And that's all I am.

02:54:39.000 The gorilla. Murder yourself. 1.00

02:54:43.000 It's been nice knowing you, everybody. 0.99

02:54:45.000 What I'm getting at is, you're right.

02:54:47.000 I'm just saying, the police are the low level of the government.

02:54:50.000 They're the low, yeah.

02:54:50.000 So if you have a problem with government, you should change the laws, blaming police as a cop-out.

02:54:57.000 It's so fashionable to attack police, and police have problems.

02:54:59.000 What's wrong with being fashionable?

02:55:00.000 We can't all be sitting in Texas shirts.

02:55:03.000 All I'm saying is, is that no one should visit band.video.

02:55:09.000 People say, where's Alex Jones?

02:55:12.000 I'm at infowars.com.

02:55:13.000 You're saying they should instead go to governors2gitmo.com and get their free shirt?

02:55:17.000 Is that a real website?

02:55:18.000 Infowars.com.

02:55:19.000 It's not free.

02:55:20.000 I'm a gorilla.

02:55:21.000 It's not free. 1.00

02:55:21.000 Murder yourself. 1.00

02:55:23.000 Oh man. 0.99

02:55:23.000 This is CNN. 0.99

02:55:24.000 Pizza and drinks.

02:55:25.000 Closed capture provided by Tim Pool.

02:55:27.000 That's right.

02:55:28.000 So I'll just put it this way.

02:55:29.000 Look, when, uh, when we did the first show, it was, it was massive.

02:55:33.000 And then, uh, they took the show down and I immediately was like, you guys got to come back.

02:55:37.000 And you were fair.

02:55:38.000 Cause I get, I was talking so fast.

02:55:39.000 Well, I think I was like, I said something I didn't say.

02:55:43.000 I was going to say, I love Bill Gates.

02:55:45.000 I love you.

02:55:47.000 No, I think you assumed he said the same thing I thought he assumed.

02:55:51.000 Yeah.

02:55:52.000 Yeah, so I guess that was... But YouTube clarified it didn't matter what we thought, even the joke itself was bannable.

02:55:57.000 Wow.

02:55:58.000 Yeah, so that's BS.

02:55:59.000 It's complete BS.

02:56:00.000 What was the joke?

02:56:02.000 I'm not gonna repeat it.

02:56:04.000 Off the air, because we're gonna ban it again. 0.98

02:56:05.000 I'll tell you, I'll tell you.

02:56:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:56:07.000 I'm a gorilla. 1.00

02:56:07.000 Murder yourself. 1.00

02:56:08.000 So, uh, Michael, do you have a social media you want to tell people about?

02:56:12.000 Twitter.com slash Michael Malice and malice.locals.com.

02:56:16.000 And it'll be, uh, this is the last big shout out.

02:56:19.000 So, um, while you can, you can follow me on Twitter.

02:56:22.000 Well, you can follow me on Twitter, Instagram, and Parler.

02:56:23.000 I'm not going anywhere on those platforms at TimCast, but for my other YouTube channels, youtube.com slash TimCast and youtube.com slash TimCastNews.

02:56:30.000 But, uh, seriously, the worst case scenario, they told me that I'll get a seven week suspension and this show gets shut down for us.

02:56:36.000 Seven week or seven day?

02:56:37.000 But why are they doing that?

02:56:39.000 You do a good show.

02:56:39.000 People are like, oh, Tim's being a wimp.

02:56:41.000 You have a lot of courage.

02:56:42.000 Infowars.com.

02:56:43.000 Seven, if this one gets put on their radar and they strike, for seven days, I can't upload anything.

02:56:49.000 And it's very likely that we can't do this show for an extended period of time, like until there's

02:56:54.000 some kind of like, it could be three months.

02:56:56.000 But why are they doing that?

02:56:56.000 You do a good show.

02:56:57.000 It's like really reasonable.

02:56:59.000 You know, I don't know, whatever.

02:57:00.000 It is what it is.

02:57:02.000 It was funny because a lot of people were, like, accusing me of copping out because the show got pulled.

02:57:07.000 I'm like, I didn't pull the show down, YouTube did!

02:57:09.000 I saw the conspiracy.

02:57:10.000 I'm not joking.

02:57:11.000 You tried to get me back, like, a week later.

02:57:12.000 I was already gone.

02:57:13.000 No, not even.

02:57:13.000 I said, come back the next Monday.

02:57:15.000 There was a conspiracy theory going around Twitter that said you called YouTube and asked them to pull it so you'd have more controversy.

02:57:21.000 Because you make your videos unlisted.

02:57:24.000 So that's where they're getting that from.

02:57:26.000 Oh.

02:57:27.000 Well, they're not on the list anymore.

02:57:27.000 They're all gone.

02:57:28.000 It wasn't a week later.

02:57:30.000 I was here on the weekend.

02:57:31.000 You're like, can you come back tomorrow?

02:57:32.000 I'm like, sorry, I don't have a babysitter.

02:57:34.000 Yeah, that's right.

02:57:34.000 You'll be like on Sunday or Monday.

02:57:36.000 I said, the next show is Monday.

02:57:38.000 Can you guys come back?

02:57:39.000 And you said, maybe.

02:57:40.000 I said, Michael.

02:57:40.000 And Michael's like, I can do it.

02:57:42.000 Well, actually, you were like, it's tough.

02:57:43.000 And then you were like, I got a family.

02:57:45.000 And I was like, I get it.

02:57:46.000 And then this was the soonest we could make it happen.

02:57:47.000 My parents were keeping the children.

02:57:49.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

02:57:50.000 No, that was not made up by Tim.

02:57:52.000 They banned it.

02:57:53.000 They banned it all because they took something out of context we can't say.

02:57:57.000 And then they changed it later when they got called out for it.

02:58:00.000 So I can't specify because... Yeah, they moved to another infraction I made.

02:58:04.000 No, it was the same one, but they just changed the rules.

02:58:07.000 Yeah.

02:58:08.000 So.

02:58:09.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

02:58:09.000 It's kind of like how the cops, you know, enforce what they want.

02:58:12.000 So, uh, Ian, well, while Luke is already sitting there, you want to shout out your... Well, thank you, Tim, for your courage and thank you for letting me live in your parking lot.

02:58:20.000 I appreciate that.

02:58:21.000 And my YouTube channel is We Are Change.

02:58:23.000 We Are Change on YouTube.

02:58:24.000 It's you know it you're just here because once they ban me, and I'm broke.

02:58:27.000 I'm gonna become moochin off of you be like well That's right Luke Luke Luke Luke.

02:58:30.000 I was there with Max Keiser in at the Bilderberg meeting Oh my god, and I told him I told him too.

02:58:35.000 I was like Max. 0.99

02:58:35.000 You're crazy. 0.99

02:58:36.000 Leave me alone I gotta fight the globalists. 1.00

02:58:37.000 So wait a minute, I didn't know this.

02:58:39.000 I forgot you were there.

02:58:40.000 Was he not giving us millions of bitcoins?

02:58:42.000 Yes, and I was like bug off Max leave me alone.

02:58:44.000 I'm sick and tired of you telling me about your little nerd money.

02:58:47.000 I'm here to make teddy bears Let's end this with this.

02:58:50.000 Tell the story.

02:58:51.000 I forgot.

02:58:51.000 What was that thing north of London?

02:58:53.000 What's that town called?

02:58:54.000 What was it?

02:58:56.000 Delford?

02:58:56.000 No.

02:58:57.000 Bedford?

02:58:58.000 I forgot.

02:58:58.000 But we shut down the town.

02:59:01.000 We had like 5,000 people.

02:59:03.000 Minimum.

02:59:04.000 There's people that couldn't attend our rally because there was too many people.

02:59:07.000 Prime Minister came in and Bilderberg got exposed.

02:59:10.000 Remember back then, there's no world government.

02:59:12.000 There's no secret banker meeting.

02:59:14.000 Yeah.

02:59:14.000 But they would deny Davos.

02:59:15.000 The mainstream media was telling you there was no Bilderberg.

02:59:18.000 It never existed.

02:59:18.000 What are you talking about?

02:59:19.000 You're crazy. 0.99

02:59:20.000 I remember this when it was like the crazy conspiracy and then a funny thing happened. 0.96

02:59:25.000 There was this journalist who was always on an Occupy and the Guardian made him go cover it and he was like, what is this?

02:59:30.000 And then all of a sudden it was like, this is a real thing.

02:59:32.000 Charlie Skelton, amazing writer, does amazing work, and he covers Bilderberg every year.

02:59:36.000 Same thing with the deep states. 0.99

02:59:37.000 Trump's crazy, Trump's crazy, you're paranoid, there's no deep state. 0.99

02:59:39.000 Then the next year, thank gosh, the deep state is keeping us from Trump. 1.00

02:59:44.000 Go over a few of those cards.

02:59:46.000 Let's let Luke and Ian shout out real quick.

02:59:50.000 So yeah, my YouTube channel, We Are Change.

02:59:52.000 Ian, come over here.

02:59:53.000 Banned our video.

02:59:56.000 My only regret is that we didn't talk about space aliens.

02:59:59.000 We did.

02:59:59.000 We did a little bit.

03:00:00.000 Here's the deal.

03:00:01.000 They don't come in saucers.

03:00:02.000 It's interdimensional.

03:00:03.000 They're in the other dimensions.

03:00:05.000 It's all ethereal.

03:00:06.000 It's inside you.

03:00:07.000 It's behind the mirror.

03:00:08.000 And outside you.

03:00:09.000 Okay.

03:00:10.000 Thanks everyone.

03:00:11.000 Follow me at Ian Crossland.

03:00:13.000 And of course you can follow at Sour Patch Lids, who's been pushing the buttons the whole time.

03:00:15.000 I have been badly pushing buttons tonight.

03:00:17.000 Oh my goodness.

03:00:18.000 I'm a gorilla.

03:00:18.000 A lot of fun.

03:00:19.000 Peace out, I guess.

03:00:20.000 Sour Patch Lids on Twitter.

03:00:22.000 And I guess we'll find out if I will see you in the next week or so.

03:00:29.000 You may go to the Phantom Zone for what you've done.

03:00:33.000 Well, everybody, thanks for hanging out, and again, if I'm uploading tomorrow, I will, and if not, I'll be taking a great vacation.

03:00:41.000 You see, that's the best part of this, is I get to take a week off, I get to go fishing, I get to go kayaking, and all that stuff, and then I can be like, it's not my fault, I can't work, it's Alex Jones and Michael Malice!

03:00:51.000 Missouri is beautiful.

03:00:52.000 I know, right?

03:00:52.000 It's wonderful.

03:00:53.000 It's a thousand lakes or something, isn't it?

03:00:56.000 Is that Missouri?

03:00:57.000 No, that's Minnesota.

03:00:58.000 That's Minnesota.

03:00:58.000 I said that last time, didn't I?

03:01:00.000 Yeah, I think so.

03:01:01.000 Thanks for hanging out, everybody!

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - December 12, 2020

Timcast IRL #184 - SCOTUS REJECTS Trump 20 State Suit, Alex Jones And Michael Malice RETURN

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