Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL - Elon Musk GOES OFF, Calls Out Media Over Epstein w-Danny Polishchuk

00:00:00.000 So NBC runs this segment where they basically say, it's Mehdi Hassan, he's like, if the

00:00:10.000 neo-Nazi faction of the GOP expands in November, we may look back on this, a pivotal moment 0.79

00:00:15.000 when a petulant and not so bright billionaire bought one of the most influential messaging

00:00:19.000 machines and handed it to the far right. 0.99

00:00:22.000 It's a ridiculous thing to say, but of course, NBC is a ridiculous network.

00:00:25.000 And Elon Musk responds by basically going off and then questioning why it is that we didn't get the client list for Maxwell and Epstein. 0.86

00:00:34.000 And I'm just like, This dude's losing it and then Elon goes are they why are they writing my suicide story already?

00:00:40.000 And I'm like, yo, this dude is going off It's gonna be fun.

00:00:45.000 We got to go through this and talk about it We got a bunch of other stories to though get a bunch of like weird cultural stories because one of the big things It's been in the news With Elon Musk talking about the left going too far left is now you've got these leftists who are like, but we nominated Joe Biden and he's a moderate.

00:00:59.000 He's a centrist.

00:01:00.000 And it's just like, dude, Joe Biden says, affirm your kids.

00:01:03.000 Like that's a huge departure from where Barack Obama was in 2008 when he was opposing gay marriage.

00:01:09.000 So we got to talk about that.

00:01:10.000 Diesel prices are the highest they've ever been.

00:01:13.000 So expect your paycheck to not go that far and for prices to hurt a whole lot.

00:01:18.000 And we got a whole bunch of stuff.

00:01:20.000 Hopefully we'll get to all of it.

00:01:21.000 We have this story from the New York Times where they're trying to defend a book that was in public schools depicting adult activities for children.

00:01:30.000 And when the right got mad and they were like, hey, we kind of don't want these images in our libraries for kids to just find, the New York Times runs a story saying it's just a bunch of like extremist far right, you know, homophobes or whatever.

00:01:41.000 And I'm like, dude, if not wanting kids to be exposed to this stuff is far right, then I don't know what that means for this country.

00:01:47.000 Because these leftists who are pushing this stuff are not in the majority, but they make you think they are.

00:01:54.000 And then the people in the media just play this up.

00:01:56.000 We're going to get into all that stuff.

00:01:58.000 Joining us to talk about all this is Danny Polischuk.

00:02:01.000 How are you doing?

00:02:01.000 Hello.

00:02:02.000 Who are you, good sir?

00:02:02.000 How's it going?

00:02:03.000 I am a comedian.

00:02:05.000 I host a podcast with Ryan Long called The Voice Cast, and I host a call-in show called Low Value Mail, every M-A-I-L, every Tuesday night at nine o'clock.

00:02:16.000 And some people might know me as the deranged employee of Twitter.

00:02:20.000 I'm sure there's some person right now watching this going, hey, isn't that that crazy guy who works at Twitter?

00:02:25.000 There's a thing you posted.

00:02:27.000 Yeah.

00:02:28.000 I had literally 200,000 people who thought I actually worked for Twitter.

00:02:32.000 Wow.

00:02:33.000 It was almost like obviously a green screen.

00:02:36.000 That's hurtful.

00:02:37.000 I, that's what I thought.

00:02:39.000 I thought that was very obvious that this is a green screen.

00:02:41.000 I said my name was Tony Fernandez because I always picked a former Toronto Blue Jays for every sketch I do is the name.

00:02:49.000 And so, and then people were like, They were, it says Tony Fernandez and they're like, Danny jokes.

00:02:55.000 Why don't you quit if you don't want to work at Twitter?

00:02:55.000 I can't go.

00:02:57.000 I'm like, I said, my name was Tony Fernandez.

00:03:00.000 Uh, well, I guess we'll just have to talk about that.

00:03:02.000 So, uh, we also have Seamus.

00:03:04.000 Yeah, I can relate.

00:03:04.000 Seamus.

00:03:05.000 There was a while ago on the show where Tim said, what do you, how do you define like racist or something?

00:03:10.000 And I said, Trump supporter, which if anyone knows anything about it is obviously a joke.

00:03:14.000 And there are people in the chat like, I can't believe, I thought, I can't believe Seamus hates Trump.

00:03:17.000 I was like, what?

00:03:18.000 Okay.

00:03:18.000 Oh my gosh.

00:03:19.000 But, um, yeah, I'm Seamus Coghlan.

00:03:20.000 I make cartoons at a channel called Freedom Tunes.

00:03:23.000 So y'all should go check them out.

00:03:24.000 And by the way, Low Value Mel, that is a brilliant name for a college guy.

00:03:27.000 Shout out to female dating strategy for that one. 1.00

00:03:30.000 What's up, everybody?

00:03:31.000 I got a... Tim got me this, actually.

00:03:31.000 Ian Crosland here.

00:03:33.000 This is a piece of labradorite I wanted to show you.

00:03:35.000 Whenever I see rocks, I just think of Ian.

00:03:38.000 Look at this.

00:03:39.000 It's got this labradorescence.

00:03:40.000 Lydia just pulled it up.

00:03:42.000 It's an effect where you can kind of almost see through the labradorite.

00:03:45.000 So cool.

00:03:46.000 It's an expensive sphere.

00:03:46.000 Yeah, man, this is excellent.

00:03:49.000 Other than that, I got nothing else.

00:03:51.000 Just Labradorite to show us.

00:03:52.000 A new rock to show us.

00:03:53.000 A new rock to show us.

00:03:54.000 It's like show and tell with you.

00:03:55.000 I'm going to roll the 100-sided die.

00:03:56.000 Let's find out.

00:03:57.000 Ooh.

00:03:57.000 Let's see what we got.

00:03:58.000 What do we got?

00:03:59.000 Up against the Labradorite.

00:03:59.000 70.

00:03:59.000 Oh, not bad.

00:04:01.000 Oh, nice.

00:04:01.000 7-0.

00:04:03.000 That is a strong start.

00:04:04.000 Earlier tonight, we were learning about Labradorescence.

00:04:06.000 Apparently, that is a thing that I did not know about.

00:04:08.000 I also love Labradorite.

00:04:09.000 It is beautiful.

00:04:10.000 It doesn't look anything like it does here on the show.

00:04:10.000 You guys should check it out.

00:04:13.000 It looks way better in real life.

00:04:14.000 Well, all right.

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00:05:21.000 So, don't forget to smash the like button, subscribe to this channel, share this show with your friends, and let's get into this first story with a big shout-out to Elon Musk.

00:05:30.000 We have this clip Tom Elliott posted.

00:05:32.000 It's NBC's Mehdi Hassan saying, if the neo-Nazi faction of the GOP expands in November, we may look back on this as a pivotal moment when a petulant and not-so-bright billionaire casually bought one of the most influential messaging machines and just handed it to the far right.

00:05:48.000 The first thing I have to do is point out, anybody who calls a billionaire not so bright... Insane.

00:05:55.000 I know, just not so bright.

00:05:57.000 The question is, why aren't you a billionaire?

00:05:57.000 Come on.

00:05:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Idiots can do it. 1.00

00:05:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:59.000 It's easy. 1.00

00:06:00.000 Go ahead.

00:06:01.000 I would love to see it.

00:06:01.000 Try.

00:06:01.000 Please.

00:06:02.000 The guy is sending rockets into space and then landing them on, like, islands that are a little larger than the rocket.

00:06:09.000 He's also self-made.

00:06:11.000 For the most part.

00:06:12.000 He sold PayPal to make his first big chunk of money.

00:06:14.000 He risked everything to make Tesla great.

00:06:16.000 But he had white skin while doing it. 0.94

00:06:19.000 His family's rich.

00:06:20.000 I know a lot of kids whose families were rich and instead they went to art school and didn't get a job. 1.00

00:06:29.000 If you can be an idiot and become a billionaire just because your parents were rich, it's so easy, why aren't these people able to do it? 1.00

00:06:34.000 Look, when they call Trump an idiot, I'm like, I mean, brash, maybe? 1.00

00:06:39.000 But the dude turned a million dollars into a billion dollars. 1.00

00:06:41.000 I mean, you gotta be smart to do it.

00:06:44.000 The idea that you could just have a million dollars and become a billionaire like that, it's not the case.

00:06:49.000 But the funny thing is, we're talking about Elon Musk, and you mentioned with the rockets, he's like the first guy to land a rocket.

00:06:55.000 Upright, back on a platform, and it's like this tremendous feat.

00:06:59.000 He lowered the cost of rocketry like tenfold or a hundredfold, and he's making space travel infinitely cheaper. 1.00

00:07:06.000 He's got Starlink, low-latency satellites, and they're like, what an idiot. 1.00

00:07:10.000 His political views are wrong, he's an idiot. 1.00

00:07:12.000 Also, if having rich parents sets you up for success, and it's just a guarantee you walk into it, explain Hunter Biden. 1.00

00:07:20.000 But let's be real, I mean, He's making money, too.

00:07:23.000 I mean, Hunter Biden's making some money, too.

00:07:26.000 I spent $650,000 on a painting of his, so I don't know.

00:07:28.000 Oh, my.

00:07:29.000 Yeah, look, I mean, craftsmanship is craftsmanship, and you have to reward good work.

00:07:33.000 Well, let's talk about what Elon says.

00:07:35.000 So Elon Musk responds with, NBC basically saying Republicans are Nazis.

00:07:40.000 He then says, same organization that covered up Hunter Biden laptop story had Harvey Weinstein story early and killed it and built Matt Lauer his rape office. 0.54

00:07:49.000 Lovely people. 0.52

00:07:51.000 That's a low blow, Elon, in the rape office.

00:07:54.000 When I saw that, I was like, I am retweeting this.

00:07:57.000 Yo, Elon is unleashed.

00:07:57.000 This is amazing.

00:08:00.000 You know what?

00:08:00.000 This is what I've been wanting to see, right?

00:08:03.000 I've always asked myself this when I was younger.

00:08:07.000 I'm like, there's so much going on in the world that people complain about.

00:08:10.000 Where are these billionaires to just do anything?

00:08:13.000 I mean, seriously, anything.

00:08:14.000 Like, what did Oprah do?

00:08:16.000 People got mad at Oprah because she had this big event on Michigan Avenue in Chicago, where there's like a helicopter shot of all these people in an audience watching a musical performance.

00:08:26.000 But then all of a sudden, all the people start doing a choreographed dance, and you realize they're all paid actors.

00:08:31.000 And people got mad because they were like, if you were gonna do a show, do a show, but this is all one big setup, I remember seeing it and thinking, like, that's what they do with their money?

00:08:40.000 They just get a bunch of dancers to dance in the street?

00:08:42.000 Where are the billboards saying, like, screw this guy and F this?

00:08:45.000 Or, like, I'm mad about that? 0.83

00:08:47.000 Like, very rarely.

00:08:49.000 So now you get Elon Musk.

00:08:51.000 Matt Lauer's rape office.

00:08:53.000 Yo, but check this out.

00:08:55.000 Pope of Muscanity says, it says it all that we heard more about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock than we heard about Ghislaine Maxwell's trial.

00:09:03.000 It is also interesting that the account tracking the Maxwell trial got banned when it gained traction.

00:09:10.000 Lovely people indeed.

00:09:11.000 And then Elon Musk says, where is their client list?

00:09:14.000 Shouldn't at least one of them go down?

00:09:16.000 And then, hey, why are they already writing my suicide story?

00:09:21.000 Dude, that last one strikes a little bit too real because there's no way they're gonna, like, the powerful elites, massive corporations, politicians, what are they gonna do?

00:09:33.000 Sit back and let a rogue billionaire just go off?

00:09:37.000 I think he answered your question, why we don't see more billionaires calling people out, because you basically paint a bullseye on your forehead if you do that.

00:09:44.000 The world is a dark, dangerous place, and if you cross the wrong people, man, that's it.

00:09:48.000 I was gonna say, though, I mean, if you were a billionaire who was just okay with it all ending, this would be the coolest possible way to go out.

00:09:54.000 True, true.

00:09:55.000 After Grimes left him, he was just like, I don't care anymore, it's just going off.

00:10:00.000 Oh, it's like- Elon, Elon, it gets better, alright?

00:10:02.000 Hang in there, buddy.

00:10:03.000 Hang in there, man.

00:10:03.000 You guys ever see Bullworth?

00:10:05.000 No.

00:10:06.000 It's that movie where the politician hires an assassin.

00:10:09.000 Warren Beatty.

00:10:09.000 Is that what it is?

00:10:10.000 He hires a guy to kill himself. 0.99

00:10:12.000 Oh my. 0.91

00:10:12.000 So then he's just like drinking and doesn't care anymore. 0.91

00:10:15.000 Starts telling the truth and everyone loves it.

00:10:17.000 And then he doesn't want to die and he's like freaking out.

00:10:20.000 That movie was pretty good.

00:10:21.000 I liked it.

00:10:22.000 I'm starting to think that this is the reason that Elon Musk bought Twitter, so that he could just ish post all day long.

00:10:28.000 It's amazing.

00:10:28.000 He's going crazy.

00:10:29.000 Couldn't he do that before?

00:10:30.000 Kind of.

00:10:31.000 It's weird that they make him out, they say he's like a Republican.

00:10:34.000 Like he doesn't seem overly political, to be honest.

00:10:36.000 He's outright called himself a socialist.

00:10:38.000 Yeah.

00:10:39.000 Like he doesn't come off, his posts are a lot of like, you know, jokes and, but he doesn't seem super political.

00:10:44.000 Before the show I was thinking, dude creates rocket ships to space and Mars, people on earth complaining about what, what his politics are.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:51.000 Like it's so insane that that's the focus when you could focus on the stuff he's building. 0.54

00:10:55.000 Look at that Nina Jankowik's lady, the disinformation porn. 1.00

00:10:58.000 She pushes overt disinformation and has.

00:11:02.000 So she's supposedly like working, she's working for the Democrats.

00:11:06.000 When you look at Elon Musk, I think it's never been clearer that left and right don't mean anything about politics.

00:11:11.000 It means everything about whether you are on your knees for the establishment or challenging the establishment.

00:11:18.000 Also, Ian, you made an interesting point.

00:11:19.000 I would even take it a step further, because it's not even like he has this political agenda he's trying to force onto people.

00:11:25.000 In a lot of ways, he's virtually apolitically saying, let's just make neutral spaces.

00:11:29.000 That's not really a partisan stance.

00:11:30.000 And he's not greedy, either.

00:11:31.000 He gave his Tesla patents away, the free, the all-your-patents-belong-to-us move that he did.

00:11:36.000 I gotta push back on Seamus.

00:11:37.000 Seamus, he is handing over one of the most influential messaging platforms to neo-Nazis.

00:11:42.000 Well, here's what I think Elon's going to do if they don't let him buy Twitter if something falls through.

00:11:46.000 He's going to build a rocket ship that projects, it's going to be like a space platform that projects whatever he writes into the sky, like LEDs.

00:11:53.000 Have you seen the drones?

00:11:54.000 The fireworks drone?

00:11:55.000 They're replacing fireworks with drone kind of like that you can write stuff on you know over every city dude

00:12:02.000 They're getting really three dimensional like they look like holograms

00:12:05.000 Drone light show way cooler than fireworks from yeah, they're way cooler than fireworks and also you don't like blow your

00:12:12.000 hand off This is like two years old

00:12:14.000 Yeah, I know well they have the one that Bitcoin Miami they did

00:12:18.000 But in China, they're like oh yeah, cuz they can move really far really fast and draw lines in the sky and have 1.00

00:12:24.000 Has anyone thought about the horror of just like someone like Elon getting a thousand drones and then being able to command them with gloves and like walking through New York and just like flinging drones?

00:12:33.000 That's Protoss, man.

00:12:34.000 That's how the Protoss moved their battlecruisers around there.

00:12:37.000 He could just hang them over someone's head like a rain cloud.

00:12:40.000 No, no, he's like... He's wearing a trench coat and he's standing on several drones as he's floating through the city.

00:12:45.000 And then when anyone challenges him, he just points and a drone flies and slams into him.

00:12:49.000 Now we're talking Bezos level.

00:12:51.000 Bezos has the proprietary tech.

00:12:52.000 We're giving Bezos ideas, actually.

00:12:54.000 Elon at least is freeing the software code of his stuff.

00:12:57.000 Dude, if I was Bezos, I would legit be doing that.

00:13:00.000 I would make one of those hobgoblin gliders from Spider-Man.

00:13:02.000 And then I would just have drones and I'd be like...

00:13:05.000 Is he gonna set up his base in the Amazon?

00:13:07.000 Would you?

00:13:07.000 If you were Jeff Bezos, would you set up like a secret base in the Amazon?

00:13:10.000 The Legion of Doom?

00:13:11.000 Well, I know he called his company Amazon, so I'm wondering if there's something more insidious going on.

00:13:15.000 I love you, Jeff.

00:13:15.000 I'm just joking.

00:13:16.000 What is it that, uh, I can't remember exactly how he put it.

00:13:18.000 What is it that Jeremy Boring said?

00:13:20.000 He's like, he's the most interesting guy in a boring way.

00:13:23.000 Like, he's the most boring, interesting guy about Bezos.

00:13:25.000 It's like he makes a rocket ship and it's not cool.

00:13:25.000 Yeah, what did he say?

00:13:32.000 That is funny though, Jeff.

00:13:33.000 He said, what did he?

00:13:34.000 Yeah, he put it really funny.

00:13:37.000 We ruined your joke, Jeremy.

00:13:37.000 Butchered it.

00:13:38.000 Sorry.

00:13:39.000 So I took this out.

00:13:40.000 So people responded.

00:13:42.000 Well, when Elon Musk said, where's their client list?

00:13:44.000 Someone said, let's start with you. 0.94

00:13:46.000 And they show this photo where Ghislaine Maxwell is behind Elon.

00:13:50.000 And he says, that's a Vendee Fair party.

00:13:51.000 And she photobombed me in the background.

00:13:53.000 But you know that already, don't you?

00:13:55.000 And then someone responded, Skype Renee.

00:13:57.000 Elon doesn't know Ghislaine Maxwell at all.

00:13:59.000 She photobombed him once at a Vanity Fair party in 2014.

00:14:02.000 Real question is why Vanity Fair invited her in the first place, and he said, that is exactly the question.

00:14:07.000 Indeed.

00:14:08.000 Dude, I think, I mean, you gotta, look, if Elon Musk is gonna come out and say, where's the client list?

00:14:14.000 I'm like, Elon, buy away, do what you wanna do.

00:14:16.000 Because it's one of the most important questions.

00:14:19.000 That's not gonna be answered.

00:14:19.000 Yeah?

00:14:21.000 There's no serious, any serious journalist At the Washington Post, at the New York Times.

00:14:26.000 I'll say this right now to all of you.

00:14:28.000 I know that there are people at the New York Times who have been working there for two decades and you are upset about what's happening at your newspaper.

00:14:34.000 I know that there are people at the Washington Post who have been there for decades who are upset about what is happening to your newspaper.

00:14:40.000 Why don't you start demanding answers as to the client list for Maxwell and Epstein?

00:14:47.000 Why isn't there any interest from the Grey Lady, the paper of record, and all of these big publications to demand, if this woman is being convicted on this, she sold something to somebody, it's Elon Musk.

00:15:01.000 And he's the bad guy they're saying.

00:15:02.000 He's the bad guy.

00:15:03.000 I think those people have families.

00:15:05.000 Yeah, when I look at Maria Farmer, who was one of the former victims of the, I don't know what you call it, child trafficking, racketeering thing they were doing, and she drew a painting called the Setiles, S-E-T-I-L-E-S.

00:15:18.000 Her name is Maria Farmer.

00:15:19.000 You search those three words together, you'll get this painting.

00:15:22.000 And it looks like she just painted all the guys, all the people that were there as part of it.

00:15:26.000 She doesn't have names, but I mean, I can't imagine anyone digging too deep into it, but this is the deepest I've seen.

00:15:32.000 And it's like, it's a really disturbing image.

00:15:35.000 It's got Ghislaine in the middle with a bubble around her, like she's invincible.

00:15:39.000 It's got Jeffrey Epstein's off up in the corner, like he's some space kid.

00:15:42.000 He was the fall guy for the whole thing.

00:15:43.000 He wasn't like, and then of course you got, I don't even like saying these names out loud, man, but you got Les Wexner right in the middle there under Ghislaine Maxwell, the Victoria's Secret guy.

00:15:53.000 And I think he was a big part of it.

00:15:55.000 But there's just no, I don't have the evidence, it's just this image.

00:15:57.000 I want to pull up this story here we have about Bill Maher.

00:15:59.000 It's from the Daily Wire.

00:16:01.000 Bill Maher rips old Twitter, mocks Trudeau, and gives a shout-out to the Babylon Bee.

00:16:05.000 And this, I was watching this clip from Bill Maher when he was talking about Elon Musk and the purchasing and everything, and it made me realize what's happening with the establishment, what's happening with, you know, Elon.

00:16:19.000 The older, the boomer generation, they consume their news through cable television.

00:16:25.000 This is why there are so many people who are like, Tucker Carlson's far right, because these are older people who are only getting their news from CNN and MSNBC, and then Fox News is like the other side, so there's like three channels.

00:16:36.000 But most of us, the people our age, are on Twitter, are on Facebook, are on YouTube, so we're getting a big spattering of all this different news, but it's coming really quickly.

00:16:45.000 I saw this and Bill Maher, his confusion, like a doddering old man.

00:16:50.000 And I was just like, wow.

00:16:52.000 You know, I think it's fair to say one day we will all be old and confused.

00:16:56.000 But Bill Maher, he doesn't need to be.

00:16:58.000 So watching this, here's what happens.

00:17:00.000 Bill Maher says, Did you hear about this Babylon Bee?

00:17:04.000 It's Christian satire. 0.71

00:17:06.000 Everybody laughs.

00:17:07.000 And then his guest goes, oh yeah, because we need that.

00:17:09.000 And Bill goes, well, maybe some people do.

00:17:13.000 I'm not everybody.

00:17:14.000 Some people do need it.

00:17:16.000 And then I'm watching that and I'm like, Bill, did you not Google search this story when it happened?

00:17:22.000 Are you just now finding out, after Elon already bought Twitter, what the Babylon Bee is?

00:17:29.000 And I wondered why it is.

00:17:30.000 Well, CNN won't report on what the Babylon Bee is.

00:17:33.000 So for someone like Bill Maher, who's a 60-year-old boomer, who gets his news from the New York Times physical paper edition and from cable television, he just now found out about the Babylon Bee.

00:17:33.000 No.

00:17:46.000 It was March 20th.

00:17:48.000 Elon was like, should we have free speech and stuff like that, that he was asking these questions, that the Babylon Bee was in the news.

00:17:54.000 And we were all watching in real time this progress of Elon Musk And Bill Maher, one of the most prominent shows, he's confused and just now finding out about this.

00:18:03.000 Isn't his show called Real Time?

00:18:06.000 Yeah, a month later.

00:18:08.000 I'm not trying to rag on him.

00:18:10.000 I think it's just you got to point out that he's in a different world.

00:18:13.000 Who's his boss?

00:18:14.000 Well, look, he's in a different world.

00:18:16.000 And now think about what that means for every other news story.

00:18:19.000 Think about what that means for Hunter Biden's laptop.

00:18:21.000 Think about what that means for Epstein.

00:18:23.000 All of these boomers, they vote, and they mostly vote. 0.94

00:18:28.000 They vote way more than young people, and they don't know Half of what we know. 0.87

00:18:34.000 They don't know a tenth of what we know.

00:18:36.000 Because we all saw the Epstein story in real time.

00:18:39.000 And Bill Maher probably never saw it.

00:18:41.000 I mean, I'm being hyperbolic, but Bill Maher probably sees it a month later and he's like, what's going on with this?

00:18:47.000 And it's like, Bill, that was a month ago.

00:18:49.000 Yeah, it seems like it's like a safety mechanism to wait to let the news out a month later, like the Hunter Biden laptop thing.

00:18:55.000 They wanted to just hold it for a month.

00:18:57.000 Granted, it was right before the election.

00:19:00.000 Once it's a month late, it just doesn't have the fire, doesn't have the heat, like the iron's no longer hot.

00:19:05.000 Bill Maher has called out The Woke.

00:19:07.000 He's criticized this stuff.

00:19:08.000 The fact that he's done that, I think, shows he's willing to, but he's like an old man who's looking at his phone being like, I can't press the button! 0.99

00:19:15.000 And it's like, he's just not on these platforms.

00:19:19.000 He works for Warner Brothers.

00:19:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:21.000 He even said, I've heard him say this, like, you know, there's only so much I can really get away with.

00:19:26.000 I have corporate, you know, my... John Corporation writes my check.

00:19:30.000 But if he's talking about the Babylon Bee now, he could have talked about the Babylon Bee a month ago when the story broke.

00:19:30.000 Sure, sure.

00:19:35.000 Was he talking about the Rachel Levine thing?

00:19:36.000 Like, and them getting together?

00:19:37.000 He's talking about how Babylon Bee Made a satirical video about Twitter employees freaking out.

00:19:45.000 And it's actually really funny.

00:19:46.000 The Twitter health expert, he's got a Rorschach test.

00:19:50.000 I'm like, what do you see? 0.56

00:19:50.000 And she's like, Nazis. 0.56

00:19:51.000 Nazis. 0.72

00:19:52.000 Hitler. 0.79

00:19:52.000 Nazis. 0.79

00:19:53.000 That one looks like lips.

00:19:54.000 I hope people don't think that guy works for Twitter too.

00:19:56.000 But it's really funny because the bit was really good.

00:20:00.000 He's like, tell me, do you see Elon here now?

00:20:03.000 And she's like, she looks at a tennis ball, it's got Elon's face.

00:20:06.000 She looks at like an employee pamphlet on the wall and it's got Elon on it.

00:20:10.000 It was actually really funny.

00:20:11.000 But Bill Maher was mentioning that Twitter flagged it as sensitive content.

00:20:14.000 And he was like, it's a satirical video mocking you for being too sensitive.

00:20:19.000 And you flagged it as sensitive material.

00:20:22.000 I'm just look, that's fine. He's speaking up. He's calling it out. But why a month late?

00:20:28.000 The point is, I think Bill's a good dude. I think, you know, to a certain extent he's trying.

00:20:33.000 But if the boomer generation isn't paying attention, because we had Richie McGinnis and his

00:20:37.000 mom on and Richie's mom, also a boomer, didn't know about what was going on with today's politics.

00:20:43.000 The boomer generation is like, I think they're just totally different realities. 0.84

00:20:48.000 For the most part.

00:20:49.000 He's incentivized to not dig too deep.

00:20:51.000 Like his original show, uh, what was it?

00:20:53.000 Politically Incorrect.

00:20:54.000 Politically Incorrect got canceled.

00:20:56.000 He went hard on 9-11 and like, if he did that today, if he came out and was like, let's talk about the deep state and the military industrial complex.

00:21:01.000 They'd be like, yeah, Warner Brothers would be like, this is a little too racy.

00:21:04.000 Although I think Real Time really is just that show renamed, but just a little That's a little softer.

00:21:10.000 You remember when Dennis Prager was on Bill Maher?

00:21:12.000 Yeah.

00:21:13.000 I think it was like 2017 and he was like, the left is lying, they're lying.

00:21:17.000 And he's like, a man cannot menstruate, they're lying! 1.00

00:21:19.000 And then everyone laughs. 0.55

00:21:20.000 Yeah, everybody's humiliating him.

00:21:22.000 And then Bill Maher goes, wait, wait, wait, what are you talking about?

00:21:26.000 And Prager mentions that at university bathrooms they were putting tampons in the men's room.

00:21:30.000 And Bill says, that's for men to bring to their girlfriends. 1.00

00:21:34.000 That one really frustrated me because the story was actually at that point like seven years old about bathrooms with tampons, men's rooms with tampons.

00:21:41.000 But this is exactly what I think we see.

00:21:44.000 I'm not trying to say that every single boom or anything like that.

00:21:48.000 I'm saying on average, if you look at the average age of a cable TV news viewer, it's 62 to 69 or whatever.

00:21:54.000 They're consuming all their news from the likes of Don Lemon.

00:21:57.000 Yo, that's not going to work out well for us.

00:22:00.000 Yeah, also with Bill Maher's response that they're just putting them in there so guys can get tampons for their girlfriends or their girlfriend could just go to the girl's bathroom right next to it. 0.95

00:22:11.000 That makes no sense as an explanation.

00:22:12.000 That's like the most ridiculous, I don't want to believe what I'm being told answer I've ever heard. 0.98

00:22:15.000 Yeah, that's a crazy explanation. 0.95

00:22:17.000 I think Dennis could have been more prepared, but sometimes you're in these moments and you make a point, and you're not prepared to back it up.

00:22:24.000 So when they were like, where, what are you talking about?

00:22:25.000 I said, just look it up.

00:22:26.000 It's like, I could tell you, oh, it's September 2016, the Daily Beast wrote up that we have to do it.

00:22:32.000 Look that up specifically.

00:22:33.000 Side note, the Daily Beast is now listed as fake news by Newsguard.

00:22:37.000 I love it. 1.00

00:22:38.000 I get this dynamic with comedians sometimes where they'll be like, they'll say something stupid or irrelevant and then if you start to make fun of them, they're like, come on, it was a joke, you moron. 1.00

00:22:46.000 But then if you say something stupid or irrelevant, they're like, you stupid idiot. 1.00

00:22:50.000 Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, where they go like, I was just a goof! 1.00

00:22:54.000 You know what is dangerous for post-liberal, whatever this freedom faction is, I don't know, they say left and right and I'm like, I don't even know, it doesn't explain anything to anybody, but the side that believes in freedom.

00:23:06.000 What's dangerous is that we see the CNN news stories about the insurrection. 0.64

00:23:10.000 And MSNBC and Rachel Maddow, and we all laugh like, that's so dumb, no one cares.

00:23:14.000 And then you look at their ratings and you're like, CNN and MSNBC get like 400 million combined views on YouTube every month.

00:23:21.000 And we get, I think, 60.

00:23:23.000 So, I mean we're doing well, but it's mostly young people.

00:23:27.000 These older people are gonna vote, and they're gonna vote based on some weird insurrection narrative. 0.66

00:23:32.000 Other than voting, the people that watch this show, for the most part, are listening to what we're saying.

00:23:36.000 Word by word, it's all registering and they're remembering.

00:23:39.000 When you have these other shows that get propped up, it's like in one ear and out the other.

00:23:43.000 Not necessarily every time, but it seems to be.

00:23:45.000 And this is also, for a lot of, I think, your listeners, this is just a piece to an overall puzzle.

00:23:49.000 They take this piece of information, they take pieces of information from other places, whereas someone on CNN, they're just like, I watch CNN, they give me my opinions, and those are my opinions.

00:23:58.000 And maybe I watch MSNBC, but for the most part, They're not kind of like going and sourcing it from... Well, this is one of the things that Richie's mom was bringing up.

00:24:06.000 She was saying that there used to only be like three networks and you trusted them and they said things in a very kind of reassuring way and you felt confident in what they were telling you.

00:24:14.000 And I think a lot of that has carried over for boomers, which has turned into a huge problem because they can just now tell them whatever they want to and they'll just believe it. 0.97

00:24:23.000 Like, it's a little unsettling.

00:24:25.000 I was talking to my mom about some awesome stuff about this.

00:24:27.000 Like just cool.

00:24:28.000 Like, let's talk about conspiracy.

00:24:29.000 She was like, Ian, man, if I was 20, I'd be, I'd be okay.

00:24:33.000 I'd be into it.

00:24:33.000 But it's just, it's just, I'm, I'm, I'm done.

00:24:36.000 I'm ready to, I finally got my mom to go on Twitter.

00:24:38.000 I convinced her.

00:24:38.000 Actually.

00:24:39.000 Why would you do that to her?

00:24:41.000 Cause I kept saying, cause she would, she's like, you know, the classic, do you get the emails from like, you ever get, my mom just sends me emails with these articles.

00:24:49.000 Okay.

00:24:49.000 She goes, this is interesting.

00:24:52.000 And I was like, yeah, I read this on Twitter like a week and a half ago.

00:24:54.000 This is, you know, but that's new to her because that's like the delay on the cycle. 0.96

00:24:54.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:24:59.000 That's what Bill Maher's doing.

00:25:00.000 Kind of, kind of is.

00:25:02.000 And I go, you need to go on Twitter just and you can, you know, cut out this delay and get the news kind of off the

00:25:07.000 source.

00:25:08.000 Far superior way to get the news.

00:25:09.000 Let me give a shout out to Michael Malice here.

00:25:09.000 Absolutely.

00:25:11.000 He's got this tweet.

00:25:12.000 He says, the ministry of truth demonstrates the growing inability of the cathedral to persuade

00:25:18.000 and an increasing need to just explicitly tell people what to believe. People have gone from

00:25:23.000 arguing to either ignoring or presuming, not incorrectly, that it's all disingenuous propaganda

00:25:28.000 at best. We're at the point now where I think on both sides, people are just absolutely unwilling

00:25:36.000 to hear what the other point is being made at all.

00:25:39.000 And my view of what is colloquially referred to as the right, which is this large faction of mostly like some kind of libertarian, is that they want proof, they want sources. Back up your

00:25:51.000 source, back up your claim. Not all of them.

00:25:53.000 There's a group of Trump supporters who believe absolutely insane things, and you can see them

00:25:58.000 out there at the rallies with, Trump's going to be president on this day or whatever, and it never

00:26:01.000 happens. But next time it will. But sure. But I think that's the exception, not the rule.

00:26:06.000 On the left, it's the inverse.

00:26:08.000 The average person on the left believes every single fake story.

00:26:11.000 I'm really interested.

00:26:11.000 We've got some lefties coming on the show soon that we're booking, and I think it's going to be really interesting for me to be like, hey, Trayvon Martin's story.

00:26:18.000 Did you believe that?

00:26:18.000 Zimmerman.

00:26:19.000 You did?

00:26:20.000 Okay, well, NBC edited the audio to make Zimmerman seem racist, and he's Hispanic.

00:26:24.000 How about Covington Kids, did you believe that?

00:26:26.000 Well, we learned that was fake news.

00:26:27.000 Justice Millett, all these people came out and supported him, that was fake news.

00:26:30.000 Russiagate, fake news.

00:26:31.000 Ukrainegate, fake news.

00:26:33.000 How many... Ghost of Kiev.

00:26:35.000 Isn't that back?

00:26:36.000 Are they doing that again, the Ghost of Kiev?

00:26:36.000 Fake news!

00:26:38.000 I think they just are too.

00:26:39.000 They admitted it was fake.

00:26:40.000 So my point is... Now that the Ministry of Truth is out and about, they're like, oh, we gotta play it close here.

00:26:44.000 This is the only thing I can surmise.

00:26:46.000 When the Washington Post says, or the Media Matters smears the whole show over something like, you know, Seamus says, as right-wing or far-right or grifting, I'm like, I guess the only thing that defines what it is to be left or right is, do you fall for bullish or do you wait for evidence?

00:27:03.000 Yeah, Thomas Massey pointed out that Congress basically split between the logical people and the emotional people, and a lot of them are leading with emotion.

00:27:11.000 But either extreme is dangerous.

00:27:13.000 Too much emotion, you don't care about the facts.

00:27:16.000 And then too much logic, you don't care about how people feel.

00:27:19.000 You might end up experimenting on human bodies to get your...

00:27:24.000 We've seen societies that are only driven by logic and they put people's arms into sub-zero temperatures to watch them freeze while still attached to their bodies.

00:27:32.000 I want to give a shout-out, though, to all of the media outlets that were trying to smear me for defending Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:27:40.000 Prove my point.

00:27:41.000 I was right.

00:27:42.000 Yeah.

00:27:43.000 It wasn't about being conservative or liberal.

00:27:45.000 It was like, hey, I watched a video and here's what really happened.

00:27:47.000 Kyle was defending himself.

00:27:49.000 Then they all come out and they scream the far right because they're lying nonstop.

00:27:53.000 Then it turns out to be correct.

00:27:54.000 So I'm really fascinated.

00:27:56.000 This is what the left and the right is.

00:27:58.000 Name a left-wing political position?

00:28:00.000 Irrelevant.

00:28:01.000 I can sit here all day and we can talk about taxation and, you know, social policy or whatever.

00:28:06.000 But the real question is, which stories did you fall for?

00:28:09.000 If you don't fall for the lies, you're right-wing.

00:28:12.000 Yeah, well, you're correct that their positions are irrelevant in many ways, and even they will acknowledge this.

00:28:17.000 So on the one hand, whenever anyone points out that there's a problem with the far left, their response is, oh, why?

00:28:21.000 Because we want free healthcare?

00:28:23.000 Like, what does the far left even mean?

00:28:25.000 And then someone like Tim comes out and says, hey, I'm actually in favor of free healthcare as well, but they still call you far right because you don't fall for the same stories they do.

00:28:33.000 That's the weirdest thing.

00:28:34.000 What is what is what is right and left?

00:28:36.000 What do you think of?

00:28:36.000 Yeah.

00:28:37.000 So there's this disinformation governance board.

00:28:39.000 I don't know if you guys talked about this, but what happens when the next president is Trump or DeSantis and he goes, OK, we have this disinformation governance board.

00:28:50.000 She's out.

00:28:51.000 My guy's in.

00:28:53.000 It's insane.

00:28:54.000 No, no, no.

00:28:56.000 I think if it's Trump or DeSantis, they might just dissolve it instantly.

00:29:00.000 But I'm just saying hypothetically.

00:29:02.000 Mitt Romney, if it was Mitt Romney, somehow gets elected, then he's going to be like, it's time to put on a new guy who's going to talk about what's the real truth.

00:29:12.000 If it's DeSantis or Trump, Trump's going to be like, I'm getting rid of it.

00:29:15.000 But imagine the hysterics if he goes, yeah, you guys, great idea, everyone.

00:29:15.000 It's wrong.

00:29:19.000 Last administration, I love this idea.

00:29:21.000 Here's my guy.

00:29:22.000 But that was true back when the establishment were playing a game of hot potato.

00:29:26.000 When it was like John McCain versus Obama.

00:29:29.000 It was just chill establishment.

00:29:30.000 Didn't matter who came into power.

00:29:32.000 You know, George W. Bush comes in with all these wars and Barack Obama's like, we're gonna change it. 0.98

00:29:36.000 Then gets in and is like, I'm gonna kill kids instead.

00:29:38.000 Then Barack Obama signs the indefinite detention provisions. 0.94

00:29:41.000 Then Barack Obama increases the drone attacks.

00:29:43.000 And you know that if a Republican like Mitt Romney were to win, it wouldn't matter.

00:29:47.000 But then Trump won, and he broke these people.

00:29:50.000 Yeah, so we were sort of talking about that the other day, and I don't think that's an effective thing to say to left-wingers, unfortunately, because they know that while right-wingers could use that power to be authoritarian and suppress them, that they actually need that power in order to survive.

00:30:05.000 Because in order for left-wing orthodoxy to flourish, you basically have to scare people into pretending to believe something else, because no one's going to voluntarily agree to the idea that Children should change their genders, not the number that people are giving assent to it now.

00:30:18.000 Well, this is the crazy thing that two things occur.

00:30:21.000 When I made a point on Twitter, I said, it's crazy that if you believe children shouldn't be getting sex change surgery, you're considered right-wing.

00:30:29.000 One, I got called a transphobe.

00:30:29.000 Two things happened.

00:30:31.000 And two, people were like, that's not happening.

00:30:33.000 You're lying.

00:30:34.000 The left isn't doing that.

00:30:35.000 And the response to every single person who says that is someone showing a news story talking about medical intervention, chemical, or surgical.

00:30:44.000 And it's literally happening. 0.99

00:30:45.000 So either you're a lying grifter who's pushing right-wing talking points to your right wing, or you're a transphobe to your right wing. 0.99

00:30:52.000 And I'm like, dude, okay, whatever, I guess. 0.99

00:30:54.000 Right, the quintessential left-wing position.

00:30:58.000 That's not happening, but it's good that it's happening.

00:31:00.000 You're bad for opposing it.

00:31:01.000 I don't think it's transphobic to care about, to protect children from, you know, gender surgery, sexual surgeries at that point. 0.93

00:31:08.000 You know, being transphobic is like meeting someone that's an adult person that's trans and being like, I don't want to be anywhere near that person or I'm going to talk crap about them. 0.99

00:31:16.000 We do have a bunch of stories specifically addressing that in schools, but I do want to focus on this real quick while we're talking about like media manipulation and lies. 0.79

00:31:21.000 We have this from the New York Post.

00:31:23.000 New CNN boss Chris Licht to focus on truth after slew of scandals.

00:31:27.000 Chris?

00:31:28.000 It is honorable that you would try to purge CNN of its trash, but you will never, you will never save that brand.

00:31:36.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:37.000 CNN's new boss kicked off his first day on the job by telling employees he wants to focus the network's reporting on news and truth amid criticism over the scandal-scarred network's heavy emphasis on opinion-based shows.

00:31:48.000 Chris Lick, to officially replace CNN's disgraced boss Zucker on Monday, A following stint as executive producer at the Late Show with Stephen Colbert in CBS This Morning circulated a memo to his employees saying, I think we can be a beacon in regaining that trust by being an organization that exemplifies the best characteristics of journalism.

00:32:06.000 Fearlessly speaking truth to power, challenging the status quo, questioning groupthink, and educating viewers and readers with straightforward facts and insightful commentary, while always being respectful of differing viewpoints.

00:32:18.000 First and foremost, we should and we will be advocates for the truth. You know why he's saying that?

00:32:22.000 Because the dude who now owns the majority shareholder in Warner Discovery

00:32:27.000 Said he wanted to or something happened where it came out. 0.97

00:32:30.000 It was reported He wanted to purge all of the opinion lefty garbage from 0.98

00:32:35.000 CNN. So this guy's like I don't want to lose my job. I I believe in truth! 0.95

00:32:39.000 As if I'm ever going to go to CNN for truth.

00:32:42.000 This is why I can't stand the subjectivity of truth.

00:32:45.000 Truth is not an objective state.

00:32:49.000 Reality is objective, but the way you perceive it is your truth.

00:32:53.000 So people are going to see reality in different ways.

00:32:55.000 For one person to attempt to arbitrate that is insanity.

00:32:58.000 Here come the ones.

00:32:59.000 Give me the ones.

00:33:00.000 Give me all the ones.

00:33:01.000 Give me 20 of them.

00:33:02.000 Also, what would CNN be?

00:33:03.000 Like, what does he envision CNN to be?

00:33:06.000 With, you know, he's like, it's gonna be this truth and you're gonna purge all the, like, in this scenario where it's all purging all these, like, you know, the far, like, what is it gonna become?

00:33:14.000 Just TV?

00:33:15.000 Late Night with Stephen Colbert?

00:33:17.000 Part 2, apparently.

00:33:17.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:33:18.000 Exactly.

00:33:19.000 How could this guy have worked on Colbert think he's gonna, everyone's gonna trust him?

00:33:22.000 He probably did the vaccine dance.

00:33:23.000 Yeah, seriously.

00:33:24.000 Yeah, I know.

00:33:25.000 I think he did.

00:33:26.000 That was probably him.

00:33:28.000 Who was it who did the Fauci thing where they were dancing and they had the thing that they spread it open and they were spinning with it and it was like a big picture of Fauci's face?

00:33:34.000 James Corden.

00:33:35.000 It's just like, you know, it's the Jeff Bezos.

00:33:43.000 You know, it's going, it's, it's, it's the Jeff Bezos.

00:33:49.000 You know, it's like these shows like Colbert, they exemplify that

00:33:54.000 joke Jeremy Boring made about Bezos.

00:33:57.000 They're wealthy and powerful, but just so not cool.

00:34:02.000 And it's just absolute cringe.

00:34:03.000 You know, seriously, when Colbert, for those who didn't see it, he did this thing where he had like, what was it, like women and men dressed up like syringes dancing?

00:34:10.000 Yeah, geez.

00:34:10.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 And it was like that.

00:34:12.000 He's so zany, I can't believe he went there.

00:34:14.000 Who are they?

00:34:15.000 I have a couple questions, though.

00:34:17.000 Did they do any market research?

00:34:19.000 And if they did, who were they targeting?

00:34:22.000 Are there like, there's no one my age.

00:34:25.000 I can't imagine anybody in the key demo is watching that going like, I enjoy this.

00:34:29.000 Colbert.

00:34:30.000 Whoever watches it, like the people who like Colbert probably were like, this is great. 0.99

00:34:33.000 I always thought he was trash. 1.00

00:34:35.000 Like on the Daily Show when he got his start as a correspondent, he was just a liar and a fake. 1.00

00:34:41.000 He was doing comedy, but he was a liar. 0.99

00:34:42.000 He was doing a camera. 0.97

00:34:44.000 Yeah, then he got his new show where he's playing the Republican fake guy and he tells people he would literally he was like satire show But he would say things that he didn't believe as they were real and like just screw people's minds Bull crap artist and then he's on this show like we're supposed to all of a sudden believe anything out of this guy He's a trash liar for a job I mean, maybe he's a nice funny guy, but I've never seen him like dig under the surface He was great on strangers with candy if you ever saw that guy I couldn't bring myself to watch. 0.62

00:35:10.000 Actually, it did look like he was pretty good in that movie.

00:35:13.000 As an actor, I think he's a talented actor.

00:35:15.000 As you can see, he's playing a role.

00:35:17.000 No, his new show is as bad as it gets.

00:35:21.000 I've never trusted him. 0.99

00:35:21.000 I made a video in 06 about this, about Colbert's artistry, his crap artistry. 0.99

00:35:26.000 I've never liked that guy.

00:35:27.000 And when Jack Posobiec came on here and said that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert were the spearheads of the politicization of comedy, I think that makes so much sense.

00:35:38.000 No, I was just going to say that I remember years ago, we talked about this on the show a little while ago actually on this episode about the whole clown nose on clown nose off thing that a lot of these late night hosts and particularly Jon Stewart would do.

00:35:52.000 I remember he got into a debate with Tucker Carlson and he was grilling Tucker and Tucker starts pointing out factual inaccuracies with Jon Stewart's show and his reporting and he goes, Because it's a comedy show.

00:36:03.000 It's like, oh, was that the bit?

00:36:04.000 Was that the bit that you were getting facts wrong on purpose?

00:36:06.000 No, you wanted your audience to think that that was true.

00:36:08.000 The jokes were in other parts of the program.

00:36:10.000 That's so obnoxious.

00:36:10.000 That's exactly what we're talking about.

00:36:11.000 Stuart is one of those guys that he'll say something, and then if you dig into him, he's like, hey, I'm a comedian! 1.00

00:36:15.000 Lay off, idiot. 1.00

00:36:16.000 But then if you say it, he's like, no! 1.00

00:36:19.000 He'll try and throw his weight of being popular at you. 0.76

00:36:22.000 It's really gross.

00:36:22.000 And it's like, it's fine to do jokes and politics, right?

00:36:25.000 But if you're saying something that you intend for people to believe as true, and it turns out to be false, you don't get to fall back on it.

00:36:30.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:36:31.000 I make jokes.

00:36:32.000 Don't take anything I say seriously.

00:36:33.000 Yeah.

00:36:34.000 No, I don't like it.

00:36:35.000 Well, this is the embodiment of that obnoxious kid when you were younger being like, you know, I'm just playing, you know, I'm just playing.

00:36:41.000 I'm just joking.

00:36:41.000 But if he can get away with it, he will.

00:36:43.000 So this is classic.

00:36:44.000 I love you, Danny.

00:36:46.000 But comedians sometimes do this where they like to pull up the ladder after them.

00:36:49.000 I don't know if you've noticed this, but these are like the worst blanks.

00:36:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:52.000 I have noticed that.

00:36:56.000 They pull up the ladder after them.

00:36:57.000 And I really feel like this is just like Literally so many of my favorite comedians.

00:37:02.000 It's all of them.

00:37:02.000 All of them!

00:37:03.000 Like David Gross used to be literally my favorite comedian and now and he did all the stuff where he's almost like he's now apologizing for everything he did and he's like everything I did that was so funny eight years ago is you know all cancelable stuff.

00:37:18.000 Or like the guy that took all the psychedelics and he's like, hey, don't do psychedelics.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:22.000 I had a great time.

00:37:24.000 Like the 90s were a great decade, but you were just water for you, you know?

00:37:28.000 I've been, I'm wondering though, like if this can last.

00:37:31.000 So I pulled up Colbert's ratings.

00:37:33.000 He had a total average viewer of 2.95 million, and this was reported as of June 9th of 2021.

00:37:40.000 Last year he was getting 2.95 million and I'm like, that's the live plus seven race. 0.99

00:37:45.000 I don't know what that means.

00:37:46.000 Is that key demo or something?

00:37:49.000 You know, look at this adult.

00:37:51.000 Adults across 25 to 54.

00:37:51.000 Here we go.

00:37:52.000 25 to 54 the late show wins with a 0.5 with 614,000 viewers against Jimmy

00:37:59.000 Kimmel's live with 489,000 and the tonight's shows with Okay, that makes sense.

00:38:05.000 So, Colbert beats Kimmel and Fallon with a 0.2 over their 0.1s.

00:38:11.000 I don't know what that means, and they don't give me the full... I think that's like the share... the decimal is like... No, look at this, look at this.

00:38:18.000 Across total viewers, late night averaged 1 million viewers over the season.

00:38:24.000 So is that Colbert?

00:38:25.000 Is he late night?

00:38:26.000 No, that was Corden's.

00:38:28.000 I think you said Late Night.

00:38:29.000 No, look.

00:38:30.000 Oh, it's Myers' Late Night.

00:38:31.000 Myers' Late Night.

00:38:32.000 And Corden's Late Late Show.

00:38:33.000 These are so similar names. 1.00

00:38:35.000 I know, it's so stupid. 1.00

00:38:35.000 It's such crap. 1.00

00:38:37.000 But it does look like, in the key demo, it is only like half a million viewers. 0.99

00:38:42.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know anybody who watches these shows.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, I was going to say, it's crazy.

00:38:46.000 But those are people our age.

00:38:48.000 Yeah.

00:38:49.000 I mean, also you get as many watchers as these like super highly produced, you know, insane budget shows.

00:38:57.000 I mean, it's amazing.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 Our margins are incredible.

00:39:00.000 We're putting, we're doing crazy stuff with it.

00:39:02.000 I can't say exactly what we're doing, but we're doing some infrastructure stuff right now.

00:39:05.000 Dancing syringes.

00:39:06.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:39:07.000 Dude, that's such a good bit.

00:39:08.000 Who tops syringes? 0.96

00:39:08.000 You went to Colbert's yard sale. 0.96

00:39:09.000 I will hire 1,000 people to dress up like syringes and dance in D.C.

00:39:11.000 I will hire 1000 people to dress up like syringes and dance in DC.

00:39:11.000 Oh my goodness.

00:39:21.000 Yes.

00:39:22.000 Oh my goodness.

00:39:23.000 No, dude, that's the thing.

00:39:24.000 Like the late night show every now and again, there's some late night stuff that, that at

00:39:29.000 least was decent in the past.

00:39:30.000 So I thought Conan was pretty funny, but like I wasn't tuning in every night.

00:39:33.000 It's a weird format because like an incredibly good comedian can maybe churn out an hour a year and you've got you have these comedians have to go on stage every night and do like 45 minutes of material it's just even if they're good and they're not ideologues it's not going to be good.

00:39:47.000 Yeah, it's a good point.

00:39:48.000 It used to be an interview show.

00:39:49.000 We talked about this last week, and now the interview format is on YouTube.

00:39:52.000 People make their own.

00:39:54.000 Johnny Depp doesn't need to wait to get invited on The Tonight Show to talk to the crowd.

00:39:57.000 He can just make a YouTube video.

00:39:59.000 And they're promoting stuff always, right?

00:40:01.000 They're like, hey, I'm promoting my movie.

00:40:02.000 And you're like, why am I watching you talk about your movie?

00:40:04.000 It's kind of like when people would write reviews about video games.

00:40:09.000 I mean, people still trying to do that.

00:40:11.000 You just go to YouTube and watch the gameplay footage.

00:40:12.000 If I want to see if the movie's good, I just go to YouTube and watch the clips.

00:40:16.000 I just had a crazy idea, I think we should do it, is to have bands.

00:40:21.000 Have bands?

00:40:22.000 Like these shows will periodically be like, you know, we have a musical guest to play music or whatever.

00:40:22.000 Yeah.

00:40:28.000 Friday nights maybe, like we used to do the Friday jams back in the day.

00:40:31.000 We'll do a Friday night show and then we'll also have a musical guest to perform afterwards, play music, and we'll just start taking over this space I guess.

00:40:39.000 It's gotta be, like, not family-friendly.

00:40:42.000 That's a big problem with these shows, is they can't say the wrong thing.

00:40:45.000 You can't give the middle finger to the people during the show.

00:40:49.000 Meanwhile, you don't do it.

00:40:50.000 I know, you see?

00:40:51.000 But if we're gonna do, like, just hardcore rock scene, bring it back.

00:40:55.000 Full-on, getting people naked on stage.

00:40:58.000 I get one a month.

00:40:58.000 He swore!

00:41:01.000 But just, yeah, I'm all about it.

00:41:02.000 Let's bring the real back to reality.

00:41:04.000 Well, look, I can... Studio audience?

00:41:06.000 Live studio audience?

00:41:08.000 I mean, we could.

00:41:09.000 Chickens?

00:41:10.000 Chickens as the audience? 0.98

00:41:12.000 We've talked about doing Friday nights at a venue and doing it like a live thing.

00:41:17.000 I'll explain this to people who don't know because I know a lot of people probably do.

00:41:19.000 The reason we try not to swear is not because we're worried about YouTube or anything.

00:41:23.000 It's because there are people who listen to this on their way to work or picking up their kids.

00:41:27.000 And I actually had, we got people emailing being like, Hey man, I love your show.

00:41:30.000 But like, when you guys say these things, I don't want my kids to hear that.

00:41:33.000 And I'm like, that's a fair point.

00:41:34.000 You know, if we don't have to swear, we shouldn't swear.

00:41:37.000 About swearing and profanity, I find some things can be profane without the cuss words.

00:41:41.000 Like, you can say things that are very graphic sexually that aren't cussing, but way worse for a kid to hear than saying the F word.

00:41:48.000 Totally agreed.

00:41:49.000 And action movies with death and murder and stuff.

00:41:52.000 I think with parents too, they don't even care so much about the word.

00:41:55.000 It's the fact that now the kid just says it all the time, and they don't really get it, and then it's just an inconvenience.

00:42:00.000 Interesting.

00:42:02.000 Yeah, the F word has a lot of different meanings depending on how you use it.

00:42:11.000 It's one of the most versatile.

00:42:14.000 Is it an adjective?

00:42:15.000 It's a verb?

00:42:16.000 We actually have a story to talk about with kids and stuff.

00:42:19.000 We have this from the New York Times.

00:42:21.000 It is how a debut graphic memoir became the most banned book in the country.

00:42:26.000 That's crazy!

00:42:27.000 Maya Kobabi's book, Genderqueer, about coming out as a non-binary, landed the author at the center of a battle over which books belong in schools and who gets to make the decision. 0.91

00:42:38.000 So I don't know if you could pull that up and we can show the image.

00:42:42.000 Can we?

00:42:43.000 What?

00:42:44.000 It's just the article from the New York Times.

00:42:45.000 So the issue here is the New York Times won't actually show you what's in the book.

00:42:50.000 Because what actually got this book banned from libraries is sexually graphic images and the books directed at minors.

00:43:02.000 I can only describe it that way.

00:43:05.000 If I were to actually say what the book showed, then parents would probably be upset, which I can respect, but YouTube absolutely would give us a flag.

00:43:14.000 A million percent.

00:43:15.000 So what'll happen is, when the show's over, We'll go, and it'll give us the yellow demonetization thing, and we gotta request it.

00:43:23.000 If I describe to you the images in the book because they're sexually graphic, we will get confirmed demonetized, and the clip from the show will also be demonetized, and you could potentially, YouTube will punish you with downranking.

00:43:36.000 So, they used to do this in the past where they would apply codes to your channel, which would make it harder for people, like shadowbanning, basically.

00:43:42.000 If I tell you what's in the book, and this book showing sexually graphic images was being put in school libraries, and when people complain about it, the New York Times defends the book, doesn't show any of the images.

00:43:42.000 Yeah.

00:43:56.000 Why?

00:43:57.000 Could you imagine what would happen to the New York Times if they showed these graphic images?

00:44:02.000 It's people doing things.

00:44:03.000 It is cartoon images drawn by the author showing people engaging in Activities, we'll call it that.

00:44:12.000 It's young people though, isn't it?

00:44:14.000 One depicts minors.

00:44:16.000 One of the images.

00:44:16.000 I think they both might depict minors.

00:44:18.000 What makes this the most banned book?

00:44:20.000 Think about what they're saying with this.

00:44:26.000 A book with sexually graphic materials was in a children's school library when it got removed.

00:44:30.000 It's the most banned book!

00:44:32.000 Yeah, well, Hustler's not allowed in the school library either.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, Hustler's definitely more of a banned book.

00:44:37.000 Better articles, too.

00:44:37.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 Oh, but Hustler was never put in and then banned, so technically it wasn't.

00:44:42.000 Right, right, technically, yeah.

00:44:43.000 No, it was always banned.

00:44:45.000 It's a started out ban.

00:44:46.000 It was never allowed.

00:44:48.000 So where is the line?

00:44:50.000 And this is why I think when it comes to left and right, it's just literally tribe.

00:44:54.000 It's like, do you bend the knee to what the left is?

00:44:57.000 Because if a kid walked into a grade school with a hustler, the teachers would freak out.

00:45:01.000 If a kid walks in with this book, well, it's educational.

00:45:05.000 Well, it's not just the kid walking in with it.

00:45:07.000 It's the teacher walking in with it and showing it to the kids.

00:45:10.000 Right, dude?

00:45:11.000 No, I'm serious.

00:45:11.000 Yeah.

00:45:12.000 They should be in prison. 0.97

00:45:15.000 You are a danger to society and you're a danger to children if you're showing them pornographic images. 0.94

00:45:18.000 Yes. 0.99

00:45:18.000 That's it. 0.99

00:45:19.000 Hustler, for instance, is nudity. 0.87

00:45:21.000 This is actual sex. 0.97

00:45:22.000 This book is showing it's cartoon sex, but it's sexuality. 0.90

00:45:25.000 That's a little different than nudity.

00:45:27.000 Are they actually depicting minors in these cartoon images?

00:45:30.000 In these drawings they're doing?

00:45:31.000 I'm pretty sure the most notorious image from this, which depicts an adult activity between two people, is their minors.

00:45:39.000 I'm pretty sure the point of the book is... If you can't tell, you've got to err on the side of, yes, they're a minor.

00:45:43.000 It's called lolly.

00:45:44.000 You can't mess with cartoons of young-looking people.

00:45:47.000 But look at this.

00:45:49.000 This woman here.

00:45:49.000 The New York Times gets this woman to come out.

00:45:52.000 Her name is Mandy Zhang of Wappinger's Fall.

00:45:54.000 New York is planning to start a band book club.

00:45:56.000 Hey, alright, we can show up and bring Playboy with us because that's not allowed in schools either, right?

00:46:01.000 This is a fascinating thing to me because I hear this argument from the left where they're like, They're trying to ban books, and I'm like, there are tons of books that are legitimately banned from these schools.

00:46:10.000 When they talk about wanting to ban critical race theory books, just as a blanket statement, I can't remember who he had on the show, but I was like, I don't wanna do that.

00:46:19.000 I think schools, depending on the age, should critically discuss what this book is.

00:46:24.000 My issue is when they inject the ideology into their classes without telling you what they're teaching you is the praxis of critical race theory.

00:46:32.000 I don't want books banned, but here's my point.

00:46:34.000 It's not a banned book club to bring porn.

00:46:37.000 You're like these these books are actually that's a great sounds like an awesome book.

00:46:40.000 I've never considered joining a book club.

00:46:45.000 So we got two comedians to make content you can you can either of you can take it where people are like it's a banned book club and the book I bought is Playboy.

00:46:53.000 But like they're literally no they're making the argument for why the book should be banned too.

00:46:57.000 Yes.

00:46:57.000 What do you mean?

00:46:58.000 They just don't realize it.

00:47:00.000 Like, they're making an argument in favor of banning books because when you use the phrase book ban, it doesn't really have a positive connotation.

00:47:06.000 You're like, there's this book ban, look what's on it!

00:47:09.000 You're like, maybe we should have a book ban.

00:47:11.000 Maybe we should.

00:47:12.000 Maybe you shouldn't let children look at everything in schools.

00:47:14.000 It's easy to make your own book now, too.

00:47:16.000 So any psycho can make a book about crazy stuff, get it in under the censor radar.

00:47:21.000 Like Amazon, you can publish your own stuff on Amazon.

00:47:24.000 If you posted these pictures on Instagram, they would ban you.

00:47:28.000 They would delete the post and give you a warning.

00:47:30.000 Well, and look, you had Amazon Insiders complaining about Matt Walsh's book, Johnny the Walrus, being number one.

00:47:37.000 And if I'm not mistaken, they were actually trying to derank that?

00:47:40.000 I don't know about deranking, but they got it removed from children's.

00:47:42.000 Okay, yeah, so they had it removed from the children's section, so that's not acceptable.

00:47:45.000 But showing graphic lewd images, as far as we understand, which actually depict minors, is acceptable. 1.00

00:47:50.000 That is hideously disgusting.

00:47:52.000 Is there a way for people to find this image so they know what we're talking about without actually having to show it?

00:47:55.000 No, yeah, I mean if you if you Google search it.

00:47:57.000 I only want to encourage people to look for it.

00:47:59.000 It's not good to know.

00:48:00.000 Know thine enemy.

00:48:01.000 You do need to know what's in this book because the way the New York Times is painting this is they took a picture that she didn't even put in the book and they said, oh, this is what the artist draws.

00:48:09.000 It's like, oh, mom, I think I might be bi.

00:48:11.000 Oh, that's so sweet.

00:48:12.000 How could Republicans possibly want to ban this?

00:48:15.000 If this is actually what's in the book, that's crazy.

00:48:16.000 They're just being mean.

00:48:18.000 But that is not what's in the book.

00:48:20.000 And I was so relieved to see that this tweet that the New York Times put out about this article got freaking ratioed right to heck because everyone's like, this is what's actually in the book.

00:48:31.000 I was like, did you guys put the picture in the article?

00:48:33.000 Can you scroll?

00:48:33.000 Of course they didn't.

00:48:34.000 Does it say 18 years and up?

00:48:35.000 Yes, it does.

00:48:36.000 It does indeed.

00:48:37.000 It says right there, 18 years and up.

00:48:37.000 Where does it say that?

00:48:39.000 Where exactly is it?

00:48:41.000 Reading Age and the icons.

00:48:44.000 Which way?

00:48:45.000 These?

00:48:46.000 No, all the row of icons.

00:48:48.000 Oh, here, here, here.

00:48:50.000 And it's not a kid's book.

00:48:52.000 They say historical and biographical fiction graphic novel.

00:48:56.000 So 18 years and up.

00:48:57.000 So why would anyone complain that it's not allowed in schools? 0.95

00:48:59.000 Because they're perverts who want to groom kids. 1.00

00:49:02.000 That's literally it. 1.00

00:49:03.000 Or they're ignorant and they're foot soldiers for a mass movement of psychosis. 0.97

00:49:07.000 I've been overusing that word, psychosis, I know that it is. 0.99

00:49:10.000 I don't think it's possible to lose this book and claim ignorance.

00:49:14.000 Dozens of schools pulled it from library shelves.

00:49:17.000 Republican officials in North and South Carolina, Texas and Virginia called for the book's removal, sometimes labeling it pornographic.

00:49:22.000 Suddenly, Kababé was at the center of a nationwide battle over which books belong in schools.

00:49:26.000 Yo, Amazon says 18 and up!

00:49:29.000 The scandal is that these were in schools in the first place.

00:49:32.000 Isn't there constantly, too, like a blue state, red state debate where, you know, blue states go, these are the books we don't think are appropriate.

00:49:38.000 And, you know, it'll be like Huckleberry Finn or something.

00:49:42.000 Or whatever, you know, like they just, they kind of go back and forth and they just, it's weird that they have their, it's usually race and sex.

00:49:48.000 But hold on, hold on.

00:49:49.000 Look, if the left, this is the derangement and the twisted nature of the activist left.

00:49:55.000 Any leftist could come out and start speaking out against this and be like, this book shouldn't have been in there.

00:50:00.000 We don't see it.

00:50:01.000 We see the defense of it.

00:50:02.000 We see the New York Times defense of it.

00:50:03.000 They do come out and talk about, you know, Huckleberry Finn.

00:50:06.000 Oh, it's got old racist terminology.

00:50:08.000 It's racist and insensitive.

00:50:08.000 It shouldn't be in the schools.

00:50:10.000 There was a big story about a kid who complained because they had to read the book and the book uses the N-word.

00:50:16.000 And it's just like, okay.

00:50:17.000 That's a book which is contextual history.

00:50:21.000 It was written for a period, during a period, and we can address that critically and talk about it.

00:50:27.000 This book is literally labeled 18 and up and depicts sex acts between people, and that shouldn't be for children.

00:50:27.000 That's fair.

00:50:35.000 Yeah, and it's just something some pervert made because they want to show children and warp them.

00:50:38.000 It's not as if this is something that's part of America's foundational classical literature that it would be important for a kid to know.

00:50:43.000 What concerns me is when someone is warped as a child and then grows up and warps children the same way they were warped.

00:50:48.000 Like, the cycle of abuse, you know, physical abuse, a kid's beat by their parents, they grow up and then they beat their kids.

00:50:53.000 I hate to see the same thing happen with sexual abuse. 0.77

00:50:56.000 And I'm not saying that transgenderism is sexual abuse, but I would be afraid that some of it may be... No, no, it's the exploitation. 0.98

00:51:02.000 When people are abused, their minds get pretty crazy sometimes. 0.87

00:51:05.000 When you have abusers masquerading as the LGBTQ positive whatever, we've seen this.

00:51:12.000 They try and sneak it under the radar.

00:51:14.000 They make people look bad.

00:51:16.000 They make the whole community look bad.

00:51:17.000 But I think the left is so instinctive to defend any and all, you end up with bad people getting away with bad things because they'll just feign being part of some community.

00:51:28.000 I want to mention Huckleberry Finn's in the Library of Congress.

00:51:31.000 1876 published.

00:51:33.000 Mark Twain.

00:51:34.000 I read like the first third of the book.

00:51:36.000 I remember it was awesome.

00:51:37.000 I honestly, I'm trying to think now too.

00:51:39.000 I'm like, I honestly think when I was in high school, maybe not, maybe elementary school, but we did read it and like, you know, you read it out loud and I was like, man, if you were that kid who got that page. 0.72

00:51:49.000 Is that the one where, damn, where Huck was going down the river on the raft with Jim?

00:51:55.000 Is that Huck and Jim on the river? 0.97

00:51:56.000 Yeah.

00:51:56.000 That book's amazing.

00:51:58.000 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 I mean, it's like, yeah, it's all the time, but yeah, it's like if you, especially now.

00:52:02.000 PBS banned Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

00:52:05.000 Why is Huck Finn constantly consistently landed on the list of banned and challenged books?

00:52:10.000 Because it talks about race and stuff like that.

00:52:12.000 It uses the N word.

00:52:13.000 But I mean, absolutely.

00:52:14.000 But it's in a, the Jim is like the black guy and they're good friends.

00:52:17.000 Huck like has massive respect for the guy.

00:52:19.000 Wait, isn't the point of the story that he's belittled for his race and it's completely unfair?

00:52:24.000 Yeah.

00:52:24.000 Yeah, he sees past that.

00:52:26.000 It's such a good book, man.

00:52:28.000 I didn't finish the book, but it was so good.

00:52:31.000 I mean, it wasn't that good.

00:52:32.000 I was 12, I think, when I read it.

00:52:34.000 Can't allow it, but adult material that Amazon says is for 18 and up... Can we just... Can I... My friends...

00:52:42.000 If ever someone comes to you and they're like, what are you talking about?

00:52:45.000 And you know, what's going on?

00:52:47.000 And they don't believe you when you tell them weird stuff's happening.

00:52:49.000 Just go to Amazon, look up the book Genderqueer and say, what age is the recommendation?

00:52:56.000 And uh, whoa, this just came out.

00:52:58.000 Yeah.

00:52:59.000 Whoa, this just broke right now.

00:53:02.000 Let me just finish that point.

00:53:02.000 What?

00:53:03.000 Yeah, finish your point.

00:53:04.000 Show them the genderqueer thing. 0.99

00:53:06.000 This is groundbreaking, but show them the genderqueer thing, show them the banning from schools, and show them the outrage. 1.00

00:53:12.000 And ladies and gentlemen, do we have major breaking news!

00:53:16.000 Roe v. Wade is gone!

00:53:18.000 Yeah, baby! 1.00

00:53:19.000 Oh, that is beautiful.

00:53:20.000 That is a very good day for this country.

00:53:22.000 That is incredible.

00:53:24.000 I want to read more.

00:53:25.000 I just saw the first tweet.

00:53:26.000 Oh my goodness.

00:53:28.000 Supreme Court has voted to overturn Roe v. Wade.

00:53:33.000 We hold that Roe and Casey must be overruled, Justice Alito writes.

00:53:37.000 Initial majority draft circulated inside the court.

00:53:40.000 Oh my, this is nuts.

00:53:45.000 Now, here's the funny thing.

00:53:45.000 This is incredible.

00:53:49.000 Whenever issues of left and right comes up, they say, when is Tim going to defend abortion rights?

00:53:53.000 And I just want to say one thing very clearly.

00:53:55.000 When they come out and they're like, the left hasn't gone left and the right has gone right, my entire life, the Republicans wanted to ban abortion outright.

00:54:03.000 Do you know what the Republicans want to do today?

00:54:04.000 They've gone so far right, they want to ban abortion still.

00:54:08.000 That hasn't changed.

00:54:10.000 The left used to be in favor of some restrictions, like a compromise.

00:54:12.000 Now they want it completely unrestricted.

00:54:14.000 I'm not going to defend you on that.

00:54:16.000 I want restrictions.

00:54:18.000 So here's where we are.

00:54:20.000 This is 8.32 p.m.

00:54:21.000 breaking.

00:54:22.000 The Supreme Court has voted to strike down the landmark Roe v. Wade decision.

00:54:27.000 This is nuts!

00:54:28.000 According to initial draft majority opinion written by Justice Samuel Alito, the draft opinion is a full-throated, unflinching repudiation of the 1973 decision, which guaranteed federal constitutional protections of abortion rights and a subsequent 1992 decision, Planned Parenthood v. Casey, that largely maintained that right.

00:54:46.000 Wow!

00:54:47.000 We hold that Rowan Casey must be overruled.

00:54:50.000 He writes in the document labeled as the opinion of the court it is time to heed the constitution and return the issue of abortion to the people's elected representatives.

00:54:59.000 I just want to point out like during the show Lydia will like pull up a story it's like something's happening but usually it's like oh we'll get to that and then I saw this and I'm like trying to make my point and I'm just like So what's it saying, that it becomes a state issue?

00:55:12.000 State to state?

00:55:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:55:13.000 And this is because they strike down Roe v. Wade, everything that every subsequent court hearing that was based on Roe v. Wade is now struck as well?

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 We're saying it'll be what, in two months from now?

00:55:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:23.000 Planned?

00:55:24.000 There's gonna be a lot of abortions between now and then. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

00:55:27.000 This is earlier than we thought.

00:55:28.000 I thought it was going to come out in June.

00:55:30.000 What's Planned Parenthood v. Casey?

00:55:31.000 This is incredible.

00:55:32.000 You guys know what that is off the top of your head?

00:55:34.000 Planned Parenthood v. Casey?

00:55:35.000 What are you asking me?

00:55:36.000 1992 court case.

00:55:37.000 Planned Parenthood v. Casey.

00:55:38.000 I'm not sure.

00:55:39.000 Simply put, using the context clues, it was an additional case in a similar vein that reaffirmed the rights of abortion federally.

00:55:47.000 I mean, this is extremely good news.

00:55:47.000 Wow.

00:55:50.000 I was not expecting to be this happy at the end of my day today.

00:55:53.000 Well, that's it.

00:55:54.000 I'm moving to Canada.

00:55:56.000 Here's a quote from Alito.

00:55:58.000 so much of the lead-out saved row was a grisly wrong from the start its reasoning was

00:56:03.000 exceptionally weak and the decision has had damaging consequences and far from

00:56:07.000 bringing about a national settlement of the abortion issue rowan case even

00:56:10.000 flame debate and deep into vision

00:56:12.000 i thought i say this this is that there is no

00:56:16.000 that there is no middle ground in the issue of abortion There's none.

00:56:21.000 There has been attempts at compromise.

00:56:23.000 That's what it used to be, safe, legal, and rare.

00:56:24.000 That's where my family was.

00:56:25.000 I remember my family, my dad would say, it's always wrong, but sometimes there's issues where we don't know if we have the right and the government and stuff like that.

00:56:36.000 So it was always a more libertarian approach.

00:56:38.000 What we're seeing now from the left is the argument that it's constitutionally enshrined to terminate the life of a baby, which goes well beyond any position I've ever held.

00:56:47.000 But I've always been in the more libertarian position, which is a very difficult position because there's serious moral challenges to it that I don't have the answers to.

00:56:54.000 So I don't have a strong moral position other than... It is a crazy thing that it really, like, splits right down the middle.

00:57:01.000 Like, I feel like if you just took a random subset of 5,000 Americans, it would be right, like, 50-50. 0.55

00:57:08.000 But there's no, it's because on the merits of the argument, there is no middle.

00:57:14.000 There's no rational compromise.

00:57:17.000 It's not possible, yeah.

00:57:19.000 And it's also fascinating because when you consider the fact that the Supreme Court case on gay marriage was decided 10 years ago, and basically the entire population is in favor, or a very large majority of the population is now, and you can lose your job basically for saying you aren't, then you consider the fact that Roe v. Wade was decided, what, 50 years ago?

00:57:19.000 There's no compromise.

00:57:38.000 Yeah, and so many people have maintained their opposition to it.

00:57:43.000 So, the left never saw the cultural shift that they wanted to with it.

00:57:46.000 Thank God for that.

00:57:47.000 This is a really incredible day.

00:57:48.000 I mean, there are millions and millions of children who are not going to be slaughtered because of this.

00:57:53.000 And so often, the right loses, fails to take ground, and just allows the left to advance more slowly.

00:58:01.000 Today, we have experienced one of the most incredible experiences that we could as a movement, because if we stand for anything, it has to be innocent life.

00:58:11.000 I remember them talking about when Roe was passed, there was a growing approval of abortion among the states.

00:58:18.000 And when this happened, they were like, approval changed, like people stopped approving of it.

00:58:23.000 And I honestly hope that this is the first in a long series of steps that we take to send these issues back to the states.

00:58:30.000 I am a very hard line on abortion, but this has always been a state's issue.

00:58:34.000 It should have always belonged to the states, because this is not something that was given to the federal government in the Constitution, and the Tenth Amendment is extremely explicit about this.

00:58:42.000 Anything that's not given to the federal government should be left to the states, because the states are much more in tune with what a smaller subset of the population that live in that area think and believe.

00:58:52.000 So hold on, hold on there a minute.

00:58:54.000 So I'm trying to tweet this out.

00:58:56.000 But, this is an initial draft of the majority opinion.

00:59:00.000 It seems extremely likely this is what's going to happen.

00:59:04.000 But it was leaked.

00:59:05.000 So it is still early.

00:59:07.000 And the fear is, because it was leaked, the left will now launch some kind of... Oh, that's why they leaked it.

00:59:13.000 Yeah, it says it will not be final until it's published, like, in the next two months.

00:59:16.000 So, it seems extremely likely it will happen, but what if the left goes nuts?

00:59:20.000 What if they're going to?

00:59:24.000 Sure.

00:59:25.000 My point is, what if by then they change their vote?

00:59:30.000 Well, don't they have a majority?

00:59:32.000 Because I think you went down and said that it was all five to four.

00:59:37.000 And what happens if Antifa goes and burns down a bunch of cities and then all of a sudden they're like, oh no, we changed our votes.

00:59:43.000 That was a draft.

00:59:44.000 We don't agree.

00:59:45.000 Do you think that would change their minds or would that set them harder?

00:59:48.000 I think I actually I don't know if you guys do you guys hear that?

00:59:49.000 I think it's the lady from the women's march.

00:59:54.000 Roe v. Wade.

00:59:59.000 Growing up Roe v. Wade was like the gold standard from my liberal mother family.

01:00:04.000 It was always like, you know, we got Roe v. Wade.

01:00:08.000 That's part of and that was only six years before I was born.

01:00:10.000 But I guess that was like such an intrinsic part of women's rights. 1.00

01:00:14.000 This is according to my parents generation.

01:00:16.000 I'm gonna say the two magic words.

01:00:18.000 You guys ready for the two magic words?

01:00:20.000 Does anybody know what those magic words are gonna be?

01:00:21.000 I don't know if you would, Danny.

01:00:23.000 Seamus?

01:00:23.000 It's happening.

01:00:24.000 We got a Ron Paul callback.

01:00:28.000 The two words that Tim Poole likes to bring up?

01:00:31.000 Touch of the sea.

01:00:33.000 Second word, W.

01:00:34.000 Can't win.

01:00:35.000 Chicago White Sox.

01:00:39.000 Civil War.

01:00:40.000 Stephen Marsh.

01:00:42.000 I've got a tweet here.

01:00:43.000 Can I grab the musket?

01:00:44.000 Yes.

01:00:45.000 I have a Civil War musket.

01:00:46.000 It's never been used.

01:00:46.000 Keep the powder dry.

01:00:47.000 I actually do have a Civil War Union... I'm a dumb Canadian. 0.99

01:00:49.000 I don't know these rules. 1.00

01:00:50.000 I actually do have a Civil War Union. I'm a dumb Canadian. 1.00

01:00:54.000 I don't know these rules. 1.00

01:00:56.000 You need to hear this. Stephen Marsh, we had on the show, wrote a book called The Next Civil War.

01:01:01.000 I think that's what it's called, right?

01:01:02.000 I believe so, yeah.

01:01:03.000 He wrote a follow-up article saying that he believed abortion had the potential to be a similar moral catalyst.

01:01:09.000 Now, I've been saying that as well.

01:01:11.000 I want to read this for you.

01:01:12.000 This is from Dan Diamond, who is a Washington Post reporter, who said, quote, he's quoting, I think, from an article.

01:01:19.000 He says, no draft decision in the modern history of the court has been disclosed publicly while a case was still pending.

01:01:26.000 This is full-on sabotage of our federal government by a political faction.

01:01:33.000 We cannot survive.

01:01:35.000 After hearing this news, if in two months they say, due to extenuating circumstances and extreme political pressure, we've changed our position, what do you think is going to happen in this country?

01:01:45.000 Well, who leaked it?

01:01:46.000 So is this opinion that Alito issues, is the only issue to the other justices?

01:01:46.000 That's what I want to know.

01:01:52.000 It sounds like they all voted for it.

01:01:53.000 I'm totally having to move back to Canada.

01:01:56.000 So one of these, they probably did it in a closed room, I don't know the process, but one of these justices may or may not have leaked this to one of their aides, and then that aide leaked it to the press, or the justice just leaked it to the press.

01:02:07.000 Either way, this to me is evidence that we need to get rid of all of them and put new justices in.

01:02:13.000 Nine new Supreme Court justices?

01:02:15.000 If one of them is corrupt, that entire system is... If one of those justices told the court... Everything's corrupt.

01:02:21.000 Yeah, I mean, we can't keep justice opinion secret anymore.

01:02:25.000 What about if they get the next nine through a reality TV show?

01:02:29.000 Yo, this is crazy.

01:02:31.000 I'd watch it.

01:02:32.000 Everybody would watch it!

01:02:33.000 I wouldn't be happy with that.

01:02:35.000 It's like The Apprentice.

01:02:36.000 It's Trump.

01:02:38.000 Oh my gosh.

01:02:39.000 And you've got 35 candidates.

01:02:40.000 And he's like, you're too far left, get out.

01:02:43.000 You got a rose.

01:02:44.000 Quite frankly, I don't like the decisions you've made in the past to be honest.

01:02:48.000 The president should not be putting people in the court like that.

01:02:52.000 That is insane.

01:02:53.000 That's how it's been for 200 years.

01:02:55.000 That's how it's worked, I know.

01:02:56.000 But it's just insane.

01:02:57.000 There's a confirmation process.

01:02:57.000 No, no, no.

01:02:59.000 Yeah, but it's like a crown court.

01:03:01.000 And it's like the Senate gets to do it.

01:03:03.000 It's not even that people don't even have a say.

01:03:05.000 It's crazy.

01:03:05.000 I want to say a few words.

01:03:07.000 So every winter, things calm down because people are indoors and they can't go out and do crazy things.

01:03:16.000 And every winter for the past 11 years or 10 years as I've been covering conflict, winter comes around and everyone says, I guess it's all over.

01:03:24.000 The riots and the protesting and everything is done.

01:03:26.000 And I'm like, dude, it's snowing outside.

01:03:28.000 Okay?

01:03:29.000 Give it a few months, and in the summer, you're gonna see it get crazy again.

01:03:33.000 And then I was thinking about this just recently, because Stephen Marsh wrote that article, that abortion could be... He says abortion is a similar moral issue to what slavery was for the Civil War.

01:03:43.000 And I've talked about that.

01:03:44.000 And then I was like, I wonder if a lot of people are still thinking that there's not going to be some escalation.

01:03:49.000 And then I'm just like, I genuinely believe something will occur that will be an unprecedented escalation.

01:03:56.000 This is what they're saying.

01:03:58.000 Never has a draft leak of a Supreme Court decision been leaked in modern history.

01:04:03.000 It is unprecedented.

01:04:05.000 This is one of the most dramatic escalations.

01:04:07.000 That there are Supreme Court justices, sure, as Ian mentions, I don't know if we get rid of all of them, who have staff or someone leaked this to the press, just undercutting our entire system of governance.

01:04:21.000 I'm really worried about what's going to happen over the next two months, but hey man, don't be surprised if you see rioting and smashing of windows and just destruction.

01:04:28.000 Oh, that'll be a bare minimum.

01:04:29.000 Yeah, term limits.

01:04:30.000 Lumber futures are way up.

01:04:31.000 That's the status quo now.

01:04:33.000 But look, look, look.

01:04:34.000 I don't believe the left holds this to the same moral standard as the right does.

01:04:38.000 To the right, it's a very strong moral issue.

01:04:40.000 To the left, it's a tribal issue that they talk about sometimes.

01:04:44.000 But here's what I was thinking.

01:04:45.000 If the ruling came out, I didn't think that there would be mass rioting over this.

01:04:50.000 The reason was the ruling is done.

01:04:52.000 What they would do is they would start petitioning and being like, we've got to win and we've got to get the courts.

01:04:57.000 We've got to win the midterms.

01:04:59.000 Putting the decision out two months early is perfect for the people who would riot.

01:05:05.000 Now I genuinely believe we may see riots because they want to influence what the vote actually means.

01:05:09.000 Now excuse my ignorance, but does the elections not factor into this because the Supreme Court They do not.

01:05:15.000 Yeah, it wouldn't, right?

01:05:16.000 Because the Supreme Court's set.

01:05:18.000 Unless you need someone to die or step down in order to change that, right?

01:05:21.000 Yes.

01:05:22.000 So this is the Supreme Court that currently exists.

01:05:23.000 They're not elected.

01:05:24.000 They're appointed and confirmed.

01:05:26.000 The president says, I want this person to be a Supreme Court justice.

01:05:29.000 Then the Senate then says, yay or nay.

01:05:32.000 So typically, if the Senate is controlled by party A, but the president is of party B, you're not going to get it.

01:05:39.000 So you usually need a presidency and a Senate of the same party or at least same politics to make something like this happen.

01:05:45.000 This is... This is gonna get crazy.

01:05:48.000 Yeah, they should have term limits.

01:05:49.000 Yesterday was May Day.

01:05:50.000 They should be voted in and then confirmed.

01:05:51.000 Yeah, May 1st, Montgomery.

01:05:52.000 It should be a vote.

01:05:53.000 The people should vote on Supreme Court justices at this stage, and there should be four-year term limits.

01:05:57.000 I disagree, because once you get that vote in there, you get the influence, you get the concern about possibly being re-elected or whatever, and if people vote and make that decision, they're like, oh, we regret it, we're gonna recall them.

01:06:07.000 I feel like there's so much more of a solid factor when you have the president put them into place.

01:06:13.000 And then they don't have to worry about a re-election.

01:06:15.000 And because it is a lifetime appointment, they don't shift so much with the tide as regular politics.

01:06:20.000 No re-election.

01:06:21.000 You get four years and you're out.

01:06:22.000 I don't want justices concerned about running for office ever.

01:06:25.000 No, no, no.

01:06:26.000 It's good that we have at least one branch, in my opinion, that is for life.

01:06:29.000 Kind of unchanged.

01:06:31.000 In Canada, the Senate's for life.

01:06:32.000 Yes, Lydia just explained it.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, but look how Canada's doing with... Yeah, not great.

01:06:35.000 Look, putting people in charge of the country for life is like a dictatorship.

01:06:42.000 But we have three branches, Ian.

01:06:42.000 It's crazy.

01:06:44.000 Only one branch.

01:06:45.000 And they can impeach them.

01:06:46.000 Yeah.

01:06:47.000 So Congress can impeach a justice, the president appoints, Senate confirms, and we've got the elected president, we've got the elected members of Congress, they all have varying degrees to their terms.

01:06:59.000 Congress is two years, Senate is six, the presidency is four.

01:07:01.000 That's a good thing.

01:07:03.000 Has that ever happened?

01:07:04.000 A Supreme Court justice getting impeached?

01:07:06.000 Was Thomas the closest?

01:07:08.000 Well, did they try?

01:07:09.000 No, no, they didn't try to impeach him.

01:07:10.000 They didn't try to impeach him.

01:07:11.000 No, no, no.

01:07:12.000 They tried to prevent him from being... Or they tried to prevent him from being confirmed.

01:07:14.000 Right, right, right.

01:07:15.000 Accusing him of untoward behavior.

01:07:17.000 But the point is, some people are appointed for life, and I think it's a good thing, because as Lydia pointed out, they don't change the tides.

01:07:23.000 They stick to their positions.

01:07:24.000 There needs to be an anchor.

01:07:26.000 Congress is very quick.

01:07:27.000 Every two years, you get a who-knows-what.

01:07:29.000 Although some people never leave.

01:07:31.000 And then the Senate is six years, which is a bit longer, and the presidency is four.

01:07:34.000 These different amounts of time allow there to be anchor positions so the country doesn't just implode instantly.

01:07:40.000 Unfortunately, it's not working so well because the country looks like a very slow implosion.

01:07:46.000 Also, it took the Federal Reserve to come in and take over the country and now abuse our system and put these people in power for life and then pay them off in the background.

01:07:54.000 Yeah, there's been three impeachments of justices.

01:07:56.000 The second one in 1804.

01:07:57.000 Yeah, they're like old, like, for drunkenness and insanity.

01:08:00.000 You can't just be drunk and be this nice. 0.85

01:08:03.000 You can't be a crazy drunk guy.

01:08:05.000 I think there should be a rule that there needs to be one Supreme Court justice who is a drunk. 0.62

01:08:09.000 Aren't they supposed to represent the nation?

01:08:11.000 All the time.

01:08:12.000 He's the tiebreaker and he's drunk all the time.

01:08:15.000 Just lit up on moonshine. 0.98

01:08:16.000 And crazy.

01:08:17.000 And crazy. 0.74

01:08:17.000 You give him that triple X moonshine. 0.74

01:08:21.000 Seamus, what do you think is going to happen?

01:08:23.000 I don't know.

01:08:24.000 I can't make a prediction here.

01:08:25.000 I very much hope that this is official, that it is overturned.

01:08:28.000 I know it appears as if this was leaked early.

01:08:31.000 I'm not in the business of making predictions in this day and age, but let's keep praying.

01:08:34.000 Let's keep praying.

01:08:35.000 Let me tell you, you know what the problem is with you, Seamus?

01:08:37.000 You conservative type.

01:08:37.000 Yeah.

01:08:38.000 What's the problem with us?

01:08:39.000 You are satisfied by restriction on abortion going to the states?

01:08:44.000 I'm not satisfied by it.

01:08:46.000 I'm not at all.

01:08:46.000 No, I think we need to go further.

01:08:48.000 Yeah, I would make it illegal nationwide if possible.

01:08:51.000 What if they take a boat out to international waters and do it?

01:08:54.000 Then you prosecute them the same way you would to someone who took a boat out to international waters to kill their already born child.

01:08:59.000 Let me reframe it.

01:09:01.000 I was trying to be sly.

01:09:05.000 I'm bad at that.

01:09:06.000 That's the conservative problem.

01:09:08.000 Conservatives will very much be satisfied by saying, it's a state's rights issue.

01:09:12.000 Whereas the left outright is like, we want unfettered access nationwide no matter what.

01:09:16.000 The left takes the extreme position.

01:09:18.000 The right settles the compromise.

01:09:20.000 Generally speaking, yeah.

01:09:21.000 That's usually how the right operates.

01:09:23.000 I think it is starting to change.

01:09:23.000 It's very sad.

01:09:25.000 More conservatives are waking up to the fact that trying to meet in the middle is not working for them.

01:09:29.000 Yeah, it's going to get crazy.

01:09:30.000 What's come about with the whole Texas, the rule that they have with the six weeks and the suing?

01:09:37.000 And didn't another state?

01:09:38.000 It's done.

01:09:39.000 But what has actually happened?

01:09:41.000 Other states passed similar restrictions.

01:09:43.000 Didn't Louisiana or something?

01:09:45.000 Mississippi, I think.

01:09:47.000 Let me, I'll tell you what's going to happen.

01:09:49.000 Right now, I assure you, there are tons of red states that are immediately drafting outright bans, knowing that in two months, they've won. 0.97

01:09:58.000 I understand, though.

01:09:59.000 If doctors do it, then they're going to go to prison?

01:10:02.000 A bunch of women do it? 1.00

01:10:03.000 Are they all going to go to prison?

01:10:07.000 I want to ask you guys some questions.

01:10:10.000 I've asked this question, I think only in the Members Only before, but I have a question.

01:10:17.000 If You saw someone about to kill another person.

01:10:22.000 You are legally allowed to protect the life of others.

01:10:26.000 So if an evil man was pinning down another man, choking him, you could use lethal force against the aggressor to save the life of the person being harmed.

01:10:36.000 In most circumstances, obviously, if it's like there's a cop who's, you know, attacking somebody because they're fighting and you intervene, you might get in trouble.

01:10:42.000 But if the cop was actually trying to kill the, like, just strangle the guy out, maybe.

01:10:45.000 So here's the point.

01:10:47.000 If Roe v. Wade is overturned, and in red states they pass laws outright saying an unborn child is a life, and a doctor is about to perform an abortion, What would happen if someone intervened to protect the life of that child as per the law of their state?

01:11:04.000 This is where I think we get into Civil War territory.

01:11:06.000 Yeah.

01:11:07.000 Because now it's getting scary.

01:11:09.000 You're gonna get like the bombing of abortion clinics coming back.

01:11:12.000 That's different.

01:11:13.000 Well, but I'm saying people will be doing it under that guise where they're saying vigilante justice.

01:11:18.000 If there's no legal distinction between saving the life of a child and an unborn child because they are legally the same thing, And you have a doctor who's like, I am going to now perform the incision on the spine.

01:11:30.000 And someone says, I will stop you by any means necessary.

01:11:34.000 You might end up with stories where the courts say it was self-defense to stop the killing of that child.

01:11:40.000 So I think that's where we can get into Civil War territory.

01:11:44.000 I'm concerned about miscarriages, man.

01:11:45.000 Like, if a six-month pregnant woman falls down and hits her stomach and the baby dies, then what, are they going to charge her with manslaughter because she didn't protect and defend the baby's life?

01:11:56.000 She allowed it into a dangerous situation?

01:11:58.000 Well, I guess in this sense it would be, what, the actual procedure of... Right.

01:12:03.000 Well, then you're going to see a bunch of women falling over and landing on their stomachs. 1.00

01:12:06.000 There are people.

01:12:07.000 I mean, just like they did.

01:12:07.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:12:08.000 Well, when abortion was illegal and they had, what, all the back alley abortions, I'm sure some women will find a way. 1.00

01:12:15.000 I don't know if that's true.

01:12:17.000 So there were back alley abortions. 1.00

01:12:17.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:19.000 All the supposed numbers of women who died from back alley abortions were literally completely fabricated.

01:12:24.000 Bernard Nathanson, who founded NARAL, admitted later on in his life, after he actually converted and became pro-life, because he saw the errors of his ways, that he was literally just making all of it up.

01:12:33.000 Um, but yeah, that's the answer to that question.

01:12:35.000 Ian, right now, there are people who will be driving their car.

01:12:38.000 Now, I'll tell you a story from my neighborhood.

01:12:40.000 There was an old man driving his car, and he ran over a 14-year-old girl, and when he went, ba-boom, ba-boom, he stopped, put the car in reverse, and backed up, not knowing what he hit, and crushed her head like a melon.

01:12:53.000 He did not get charged.

01:12:57.000 Uh, why?

01:12:57.000 Because in order to charge someone, you need several criteria.

01:13:01.000 And an accident like this with an old guy, they said he wasn't negligent, he was just an old guy driving, and he hit somebody, panicked, and killed her.

01:13:11.000 He didn't see the person before he hit him?

01:13:14.000 He didn't see her.

01:13:15.000 He was driving normally.

01:13:16.000 He was driving the speed limit.

01:13:17.000 He was doing everything right, but he was just a bad driver.

01:13:20.000 And my understanding is, I don't think he got... I'm pretty sure he didn't get charged.

01:13:24.000 They just took his license away from him.

01:13:26.000 There are a lot of people who do things... Like, you could be driving down the... You could be driving, and someone... It could be pitch black on a road, and someone jumps in front of your car, and you hit them, and you don't get charged.

01:13:37.000 And they'll be like, you weren't driving.

01:13:38.000 You should have seen him.

01:13:39.000 Didn't a politician, didn't that happen to a politician where he said he hit a deer?

01:13:43.000 Well, I think he's getting charged.

01:13:44.000 Well, he lied.

01:13:45.000 He was like, I think I hit a deer and hit a person.

01:13:47.000 And they're like, we found glasses in there.

01:13:49.000 My point is, I really doubt.

01:13:51.000 That's brutal.

01:13:52.000 I think in the circumstance where you're driving your car and you hit somebody, and it was a real accident where the person jumped out in front of you and you were doing everything right, you might still get charged.

01:14:01.000 If it's a woman who has a miscarriage and it goes to the hospital, I think it may happen, but it'll be extremely rare that the cops are going to be like, let's lock her up. 0.82

01:14:09.000 Yeah, I mean, you'd have to find me an example of that actually happening.

01:14:09.000 That's terrifying.

01:14:13.000 I know a couple years ago there was a story where a woman put a fully developed unborn child in a dumpster, and so I think they were investigating to see whether or not the child was born and then she put it in the dumpster, or if it was a miscarriage.

01:14:26.000 But I don't know of any examples of any of the states where abortion is currently restricted or illegal where women are pursued for having miscarriages.

01:14:33.000 In fact, in the ones that we've seen, the penalty only falls upon the doctor.

01:14:36.000 Yeah, you can't really tell if it was an intentional destruction of the fetus through miscarriage or if the woman actually miscarried.

01:14:43.000 That's why it's scary to me about charging people for that in a place where abortion is illegal.

01:14:47.000 I mean, in abortion procedures after a certain point, they actually go in there and they rip the child out piece by piece.

01:14:53.000 They snip the spinal cord.

01:14:55.000 They take a tool to cut the base of the neck and then start dismembering it.

01:15:00.000 We've talked about this in these exposés.

01:15:03.000 I think what's going to happen now is there were a wave of red states that were passing these 16-week ban, 11-week ban, and that was the catalyst for getting to the Supreme Court.

01:15:12.000 And then the Supreme Court said, we're going to go beyond your argument for your 16-week ban.

01:15:17.000 You can do whatever you want.

01:15:18.000 Now I think red states will just be like, OK, many of these same states I'm willing to bet right now are drafting up absolute bans.

01:15:27.000 Oklahoma already did one.

01:15:28.000 I wonder if they just have them ready to go.

01:15:30.000 They do, yeah.

01:15:31.000 Like, you know, break... Well, there's two things.

01:15:37.000 There's trigger laws that say as soon as Roe v. Wade is overturned, they instantly go into effect.

01:15:43.000 But what I'm saying is right now, states seeing that Roe v. Wade has not been overturned yet, but it will be, they're going to pass a law right now and be like, you can't sue us because we're going to win in two months anyway, so good luck.

01:15:57.000 Yeah.

01:15:58.000 I don't know, maybe you guys can explain to me why in some states, in some instances, it is a double homicide if a pregnant mother is killed, like in the case of Lacey Peterson, and in other cases, it's not.

01:16:10.000 Does it just depend on what the mother wants? 1.00

01:16:12.000 I would argue that Roe v. Wade should have made that absolute nationwide.

01:16:16.000 If you're going to argue that abortion can be done in any state in the country, with only certain limitations, then you should not be able to charge someone for killing a fetus.

01:16:26.000 Because that would mean the Supreme Court said you could kill children.

01:16:29.000 That is consistent. 0.99

01:16:29.000 Right. 0.99

01:16:30.000 Right.

01:16:30.000 Yeah.

01:16:31.000 So getting rid of this now, now it makes sense that some states might say it's a crime and some states might say no.

01:16:38.000 Right.

01:16:39.000 It's possible that Antifa loses their mind over this, but I do hope that this will be a red pill for these Supreme Court justices and then they can look at this and say, okay, this is definitely something that should not be in the control of the Supreme Court.

01:16:57.000 At the very least, left to the individual states, and possibly banned outright.

01:17:01.000 Because every single state has prohibitions against murder, obviously, and I think that this would be the closest comparison we could make at this point in time, although you could also say slavery.

01:17:10.000 But if every single state has prohibitions against murder, then you should also be able to say that every single state should have similar prohibitions against abortion.

01:17:19.000 We haven't gotten that far yet.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:21.000 So one argument that people will make when they say abortion should be left up to the states, even though they believe it's murder, is that generally whether murder or how to prosecute murder is left up to individual states.

01:17:30.000 But that doesn't really hold water because it's not as if states are able to say murder is altogether legal here and we're not going to go after anyone for committing it.

01:17:38.000 I think the federal government would step in at that point.

01:17:40.000 So I do believe there's very good reason to ban abortion at the federal level.

01:17:44.000 I think every leftist nightmare is now about to occur.

01:17:49.000 If you live in a city like New York or Chicago or Los Angeles, nothing will change.

01:17:55.000 Literally nothing.

01:17:56.000 Because Roe v. Wade just returns the right to the states, and those states already lead a life.

01:17:59.000 Well, I will, there will be one thing changing in New York, which is I know so many like women who honestly thought it was like Handmaid's Tale.

01:18:07.000 Like we're just like, we're living in the Handmaid's Tale.

01:18:09.000 And they were saying it pretty hyperbolically before.

01:18:11.000 And now that's going to be like, for them, it'd be like a little in their minds, a little less.

01:18:15.000 They're going to be like, no, it literally is Handmaid's Tale.

01:18:18.000 Everything is Handmaid's Tale all the time.

01:18:20.000 It is!

01:18:20.000 I know people, I've had conversations.

01:18:23.000 I know.

01:18:23.000 I had a conversation with a girl at a comedy club and she was crying.

01:18:26.000 This was before COVID.

01:18:28.000 Even happened.

01:18:29.000 And she's in tears being like, no, it's literally like The Handmaid's Tale right now.

01:18:33.000 And me and Ryan Long were laughing in her face.

01:18:36.000 To the point where she's like, why are you laughing?

01:18:38.000 And we're like, we got to go outside.

01:18:40.000 I'm sorry.

01:18:40.000 We have to excuse ourselves.

01:18:42.000 And now... So the conservative states behind the glass, they have these bills.

01:18:46.000 And then in left-wing states, they have The Handmaid's Tale behind the glass.

01:18:48.000 It's like, break it!

01:18:49.000 That's going to be a hot costume this year in blue states. 0.83

01:18:53.000 In blue states, they have the thing that says, break the glass in case of, you know, right-wing extremism, and it's already broken.

01:19:00.000 There's no glass left.

01:19:02.000 The book's gone.

01:19:03.000 They took it out 20 years ago.

01:19:04.000 That's perfect.

01:19:05.000 That's perfect.

01:19:06.000 There's no book left.

01:19:07.000 The woman runs.

01:19:08.000 She goes, where's the book?

01:19:09.000 It's not here!

01:19:11.000 We've got to refill it!

01:19:12.000 We've got to put more books in!

01:19:15.000 So the only books they ever reference are Harry Potter and Handmaid's Tale.

01:19:20.000 It's like, okay, those are like television shows slash movies, so I know you didn't read them.

01:19:24.000 Yeah, you didn't even read them.

01:19:25.000 Dude, wait, wait.

01:19:26.000 Oh boy.

01:19:26.000 I got an idea.

01:19:28.000 The Handmaid's Potter.

01:19:32.000 We should write it.

01:19:33.000 The Hairy Handmaid? 1.00

01:19:38.000 Hairy Handmaid and the Sorcerer's Secret.

01:19:41.000 And it's a book about... Hairy Handmaid and the Stone's Tale.

01:19:45.000 Are the wizards the bad guys in this one?

01:19:47.000 They're like a religious sect and they make all the women wear the black robes and they force them to be witches. 0.97

01:19:52.000 Also, it's funny because when you look at the synopsis of A Handmaid's Tale, it's like, the men are able to have sex with all the women they want, and they're what? 0.67

01:20:00.000 It's like, isn't this supposed to be a Christian theocracy, where it's all about monogamy and one man, one woman? 0.90

01:20:06.000 Like, this actually sounds more like the world as it is now, where really rich, wealthy dudes just sleep around with whoever they want, and then if she gets pregnant, they just kill the baby, and his wife has, like, the appearance kept up, but he's doing whatever he wants.

01:20:19.000 It's much more in line with our culture now.

01:20:20.000 Is that the plot of that show?

01:20:21.000 I've never seen it.

01:20:22.000 I've never seen it either, right?

01:20:24.000 But from what I understand, from what's been explained to me, it's basically that there are women who are forced to carry children for men who basically own them.

01:20:33.000 Isn't it like the population collapses?

01:20:37.000 Something like that.

01:20:38.000 Yeah, so it's modern day.

01:20:39.000 Let's pull up Handmaid's Tale.

01:20:40.000 It's post-apocalyptic, and then so the Christians, like Christian theocracy takes over, and they're like, we need babies, so the women have to have babies, and so they, the women are just forced to be, you know, broodmares for the state. 1.00

01:20:50.000 That was a George Carlin quote, by the way.

01:20:53.000 The totalitarian, the totalitarian theocratic government of Gideons establishes a rule in the former United States, or I'm sorry, of Gilead establishes rule in the United States in the aftermath of a civil war.

01:21:04.000 I mean, Tim, you're always talking about a civil war.

01:21:06.000 Maybe you think it's a handmaid's tale.

01:21:09.000 I kind of think it's a handmaid's tale.

01:21:13.000 Oh my gosh, no.

01:21:14.000 It's definitely a handmaid's tale.

01:21:15.000 Look, we've got to admit it, it is a handmaid's tale.

01:21:17.000 Tomorrow on Fox News, you're going to see the different opinion commentators and journalists sitting together like, it's time to tell them, it was the handmaid's tale!

01:21:25.000 There's something to it that isn't the Catholic Church's.

01:21:27.000 The point of it was like, don't use birth control because we want as many Catholics born as possible and don't have sex with people out of wedlock. 0.90

01:21:33.000 Make sure you stay in your Catholic union. 1.00

01:21:35.000 Well, it's, it's make sure that you, so that's part of the natural law though.

01:21:38.000 I mean, that isn't specifically Catholic, basically until like 50 years ago, it was every religion that said wait until you're married and don't use birth control.

01:21:45.000 You know, I don't know if you know this, but monogamy started back thousands of years ago because... John Q. Monogamy didn't want his wife messing around with other guys, so he said, we will!

01:21:56.000 It was originally humans would just, you know, have orgies, but vampirism began to spread. 0.79

01:22:01.000 So to contain the spread of the vampiric disease, everybody had to pair up.

01:22:07.000 Otherwise, you know, you'd be a vampire.

01:22:09.000 I was just thinking about being a vampire earlier today.

01:22:11.000 I was looking in the mirror at my white, white skin.

01:22:14.000 I haven't been outside in like three days.

01:22:15.000 All that privilege.

01:22:16.000 James, you should do a cartoon where the news anchors are reporting, and then they're like, breaking news!

01:22:21.000 Roe v. Wade!

01:22:22.000 And then the women take off their clothes to have Handmaid's Tale outfits underneath like, WE TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING! 1.00

01:22:26.000 So I did a cartoon a while ago about the Supreme Court not forcing nuns to pay for Plan B pills, and they're basically surrounded by these feminists like, My life is a Handmaid's Tale, so I've done it.

01:22:36.000 You guys should check it out.

01:22:37.000 You guys should go watch that video right now.

01:22:39.000 I mean, Margaret Atwood just bought a new boat. 0.91

01:22:42.000 I'll tell you that much.

01:22:44.000 She just read this, she goes, that just bought me a new boat.

01:22:47.000 And the Handmaid's Tale has been renewed for like 30 seasons.

01:22:49.000 She's on the phone right now, it's like, of course I saw the news.

01:22:53.000 Alright.

01:22:54.000 Imagine she's like so evil, she's like, this is the greatest thing that's ever happened for me.

01:22:57.000 She's like, saw the news, my publisher leaked it.

01:22:59.000 She's like filling out a donation form to a bunch of Republicans. 1.00

01:23:04.000 That would be amazing.

01:23:05.000 She's like signing the check and then the phone rings and they're like, don't send the check in.

01:23:08.000 She's like, why?

01:23:10.000 She goes, ah, she tears it up.

01:23:10.000 It's done.

01:23:12.000 Good, good, good.

01:23:14.000 Everything's according to plan.

01:23:16.000 Yes.

01:23:17.000 So she's like the female, uh, 1984 George Orwell.

01:23:21.000 Oh my gosh, that's true.

01:23:22.000 She's like, she's like the feminist, spoiled, modern, liberal woman, George Orwell. 0.97

01:23:26.000 Yeah, but she got in trouble actually, uh, for some sort of gender, um, mistake she made. 1.00

01:23:32.000 As one does.

01:23:33.000 She, she kind of, no, like she's some sort of, you know, she said the wrong thing and then everybody who loved her instantly kind of... She said it instead of they.

01:23:33.000 Some sort of thing.

01:23:41.000 Like something very benign that a 70 year old woman might make that mistake. 1.00

01:23:47.000 And then she had people really turning against her.

01:23:49.000 She's like, my summer house just got one story bigger.

01:23:52.000 Isn't it hilarious though that like, that's something you can kind of say about- you either can say about everyone and anyone or will be able to say about anyone.

01:23:59.000 They got in trouble for something they said about gender, I don't know.

01:24:02.000 Dude.

01:24:03.000 Oh man, so... My life is the Handmaid's Tale, I'll tell you that much.

01:24:06.000 Riots are no riots.

01:24:07.000 You know, I'm leaning towards- Riots? 0.87

01:24:09.000 Just because we haven't had riots.

01:24:10.000 By the way- Like if you're a rioter, you're kind of getting itchy right now.

01:24:15.000 You know, you've been like, how long has it been since the last riot?

01:24:17.000 You broke that glass, bro.

01:24:23.000 Every target right now is calling up their wood guy being like, hey, we need you to come and board.

01:24:27.000 No, no, no.

01:24:28.000 That's true, though.

01:24:29.000 I'm willing to bet big chain stores right now Right now, I'm willing to bet executives high up at big box stores are sending out the alert.

01:24:38.000 They're saying get notifications to every store.

01:24:40.000 We want them ready to board up at a moment's notice.

01:24:43.000 I mean, I live right beside Union Square in New York.

01:24:46.000 I guarantee you tomorrow, or at least this weekend, there will be some huge thing and, you know, there will be some damage.

01:24:53.000 Corporate is like, alright, prepare the wood to board up the windows, and then PR, prepare the letter of solidarity to tell the rioters we're standing with them as they burn our building down.

01:24:59.000 I mean, in New York, yeah, in New York they don't need like a logical reason to riot.

01:25:03.000 Of course.

01:25:04.000 But my experience with New York is that they don't damage too much.

01:25:09.000 I don't know about that.

01:25:10.000 Soho was, like, destroyed.

01:25:13.000 Really?

01:25:13.000 Yeah.

01:25:14.000 You mean too much relative to the amount of things there are to damage?

01:25:16.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:25:18.000 Like, in Minneapolis, they were burning down buildings and police stations.

01:25:21.000 And in New York... There were no burnings, but there was some steel.

01:25:23.000 There was a lot of looting.

01:25:25.000 I mean, there was a... There was a few police officers.

01:25:28.000 There was... Cop cars got Molotov cocktails.

01:25:30.000 Oh, that's right.

01:25:30.000 Yeah, there was some...

01:25:32.000 What concerns me is that if there's a riot and the government really wants to go full regime totalitarian, they can send out the feds, martial law, crack it down, put these people in prison for life, totally turn on them.

01:25:43.000 And then now we've got our militocracy.

01:25:45.000 Do you think the Biden administration would do that? 0.99

01:25:48.000 He's such a psycho, like he's so uncalculable and vapid that yeah, I think he's the kind of guy that could go complete insanity. 0.97

01:25:55.000 He just created a What is this this this put this woman in charge of his like disinformation regime? 1.00

01:26:01.000 No, that's not true. The disinformation regime told me that was not true.

01:26:03.000 Oh, that was disinformation too? I don't know what to believe anymore.

01:26:06.000 It's the information government.

01:26:07.000 I don't trust any one guy to be in control in general, but Biden's totally lost it.

01:26:13.000 Amen, because this is not the handmaid's tale.

01:26:17.000 I don't want to put that out there too much that it could happen, but it could happen if

01:26:22.000 It could happen.

01:26:23.000 We're not, we're like two steps away from a totalitarian regime, military crackdown.

01:26:26.000 You know what actually really funny?

01:26:28.000 If like, instead of putting on hoodies and black bandanas, they all dress up like handmaids and they're like rampaging through New York with those red gowns.

01:26:35.000 I'm telling you, you're joking about this.

01:26:38.000 We'll be seeing this like ASAP.

01:26:40.000 Like, all these Antifa people decide to wear the Handmaid's Tale outfit to make a point,

01:26:44.000 but then night falls and they go nuts, and they're just running around in these dresses

01:26:48.000 and bonnets smashing windows.

01:26:49.000 Oh my goodness.

01:26:50.000 But you know what's funny too, is like, the riots are gonna be in liberal cities.

01:26:54.000 Man, before the last presidential election, my area was boarded up.

01:26:54.000 Yeah.

01:26:59.000 They're like, we hate Trump!

01:27:00.000 So they're smashing up Democrat windows.

01:27:04.000 Sticking a stick in the spokes of their own bike, you know?

01:27:07.000 Right, right, right.

01:27:08.000 How could Trump do this?

01:27:09.000 Destroy your own city?

01:27:10.000 Great, good job.

01:27:11.000 But that's actually a better meme for the people who live in the city who keep voting for these people.

01:27:15.000 They vote for sympathizers for the rioters and then complain when their windows get smashed up.

01:27:21.000 Maybe you shouldn't vote for it.

01:27:22.000 In case you weren't alarmed enough, a vote for Democrats is a vote for people to riot in your city whenever politics doesn't go the way they want.

01:27:31.000 Riots are dangerous and I do advocate for bringing out the military.

01:27:36.000 I gotta read this.

01:27:37.000 The key paragraph that's being shared right now.

01:27:39.000 Of a handmaid's tale? 0.77

01:27:41.000 Deliberations on controversial cases in the past have been fluid.

01:27:45.000 Justices can and sometimes do change their votes as draft opinions circulate, and major decisions can be subject to multiple drafts and vote trading, sometimes until just days before a decision is unveiled.

01:27:56.000 The court's holding will not be final until it's published, likely in the next two months.

01:28:01.000 They are saying in this article, riot now!

01:28:03.000 What they're saying is, several of the justices have expressed that they're severely depressed and don't know how they can go on in this world.

01:28:10.000 Yeah.

01:28:10.000 Exactly.

01:28:10.000 Right.

01:28:11.000 Hillary Clinton said.

01:28:12.000 Yeah, they recorded a report from close friend Hillary Clinton.

01:28:16.000 Hey, oh man.

01:28:19.000 Yeah, it's not going to be good to be any family members of any of these Supreme Court justices for the next two months.

01:28:24.000 It's not going to be good to be in any... Do they get Secret Service details if you're a Supreme Court justice?

01:28:28.000 I'm sure they do.

01:28:29.000 I thought that Trump should have sent out the military to put down the riots.

01:28:32.000 Yeah, so that's interesting that you mentioned that because I was going to say, do you really think that the Biden administration would crack down on Antifa?

01:28:37.000 Because when you talk about the disinformation act they're pushing through, That is 100% pointed toward the right.

01:28:45.000 There's nothing going against the left from the Biden administration, and there never will be, I don't think. 1.00

01:28:49.000 Well, they're useful idiots, and they'll be thrown under the bus when it's time. 1.00

01:28:53.000 That's my concern. 1.00

01:28:54.000 Oh, they legit leaked the actual entire PDF.

01:28:56.000 Oh yeah, the whole thing, dude.

01:28:57.000 It's leaked.

01:28:58.000 Oh my.

01:28:58.000 Wow.

01:28:59.000 It's wild.

01:29:00.000 Who did this?

01:29:01.000 90 pages?

01:29:02.000 That's not cool.

01:29:03.000 Yeah, I gotta read this.

01:29:04.000 Who put the wrong person in the group chat?

01:29:07.000 Oh, wow.

01:29:07.000 98 pages.

01:29:08.000 Do you know who got leaked to?

01:29:10.000 Politico.

01:29:11.000 Yeah.

01:29:12.000 They leaked it right to Politico, which is troubling to me because this is the branch of government that should not be political.

01:29:19.000 It shouldn't be because like I was saying earlier, they're not elected.

01:29:22.000 They don't need to worry about an upcoming midterm or anything like that.

01:29:25.000 They just need to focus on reading the Constitution and trying to follow it exactly as written.

01:29:30.000 And this is the reason that they're kind of protected from the vicissitudes of elections, is so they don't have to be influenced by politics.

01:29:37.000 And this, to me, looks like they're trying to use Antifa against them, which is deeply troubling.

01:29:42.000 Yeah, I mean, well, that's because Antifa is the militant arm of the Democratic Party.

01:29:45.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:29:46.000 I mean, there are elected officials and celebrity activists battle those people out of gel whenever they riot and try to burn down a city to intimidate the people in that city to adopt their policy.

01:29:54.000 So it's pretty straightforward at this point.

01:29:55.000 You think they're having fun at the Met Gala right now?

01:29:57.000 Oh, dude, they're loving it.

01:29:59.000 It's all screams.

01:30:01.000 They're on the ground rolling.

01:30:03.000 I knew I should have wore my white bonnet and red dress tonight.

01:30:07.000 I was gonna make a statement.

01:30:08.000 I can't believe I wore my white dress.

01:30:09.000 Do you see that person wearing the weird, like, metallic outfit?

01:30:14.000 No.

01:30:14.000 The one?

01:30:15.000 You know what?

01:30:16.000 I know.

01:30:16.000 I bet you every single person to take the microphone on stage tonight is gonna say something that they think is really brave.

01:30:23.000 What is the point of that Met Gala?

01:30:29.000 It's to raise money for the museum.

01:30:31.000 I'm so sad.

01:30:32.000 It's like a fundraiser, but then they got rich elites and then they got all like the Hollywood and all that stuff into it and made a whole production out of it.

01:30:40.000 So this says right now barricades are up around the Supreme Court building just minutes after reports were made.

01:30:45.000 I'm telling you, my area is going to be on fire when I get home tomorrow.

01:30:48.000 Do you need a couch, Danny?

01:30:50.000 I'm going to.

01:30:52.000 I'm going to.

01:30:53.000 That's bold that you live right outside Union Square.

01:30:55.000 I literally live a few blocks from Union Square.

01:30:58.000 Danny.

01:30:59.000 Nice area.

01:31:00.000 We have a spare bedroom.

01:31:01.000 We have a bean bag.

01:31:02.000 Honestly, just put me in the chicken coop.

01:31:05.000 I'll live in Chicken City. 0.85

01:31:08.000 Just do a $5 super chat to release my breakfast.

01:31:12.000 I know this is still better than living in New York.

01:31:18.000 $20 gets you a joke.

01:31:19.000 Hey, hey, hey.

01:31:21.000 Chicken City is legit nicer than New York City.

01:31:26.000 Right now it is, no question.

01:31:27.000 Those chickens have a sense of purpose.

01:31:28.000 I'm really wondering, did I lock my door?

01:31:31.000 It wouldn't matter, bro.

01:31:34.000 If Antifa tried to riot in Chicken City, Roberto and Roberto Jr.

01:31:37.000 would be going at it.

01:31:39.000 Like, the cops in New York back off and stand down, but not Roberto and Roberto Jr.

01:31:43.000 They'd be coming at you, they'd be dropkicking you.

01:31:46.000 And Antifa would, like, legitimately be scared of a chicken running to- I promise you.

01:31:50.000 I promise you.

01:31:52.000 We need more team trains hate crime chickens to attack me while I'm fighting 0.67

01:31:55.000 This really is kind of the perfect storm though because there's so much pent-up rage from all

01:32:01.000 the people who were ready to riot after the election who didn't because they won yeah

01:32:07.000 People probably just had like, you know cases of Molotov cocktails ready to go riot blue balls

01:32:15.000 No, it really is though They were ready to go.

01:32:15.000 Yeah.

01:32:17.000 There was everything was boarded up and then they go.

01:32:19.000 Ah, like it's kind of It's like what do we do now?

01:32:23.000 It was gonna be the Super Bowl of rioting it was and they're wearing like hockey masks They're like, let's go and they're like Biden wins and they're like But now, now they're like, finally.

01:32:34.000 And it's getting warm, purple.

01:32:36.000 And they'll get to ride again in June.

01:32:39.000 Are you not supposed to smash riots to oblivion if they happen in your country?

01:32:42.000 I'm New York City!

01:32:46.000 I've heard different theories on this.

01:32:46.000 It's difficult.

01:32:47.000 I've heard some people say that part of the reason it's so difficult to govern over something like that is because you really have to like nip it in the bud early.

01:32:54.000 But when you do that, it can appear as if you're cracking down on people or being peaceful.

01:32:57.000 But like, as soon as any violence starts, you have to, you have to just immediately remove any violent element.

01:33:02.000 Because like fire, it spreads.

01:33:03.000 Well, but also the problem is, is that that's kind of what they're saying they're doing with like in Ottawa and stuff.

01:33:08.000 They were trying to say that, and that was total like bull.

01:33:11.000 Like, you know, especially the one right now with the, um, the, what is it?

01:33:15.000 The bikers, right?

01:33:16.000 Cause they had, they had the convoy before and then now they have the bikers and they just straight up came out and they go, Oh, you know, we got to make sure there's no like hate crimes.

01:33:23.000 And you're like, this is not on the table.

01:33:25.000 Like you're just kind of saying this to plant the seed.

01:33:27.000 Brian Tyler Cohen says, when we expand the court, this will be why.

01:33:31.000 Because you lost?

01:33:33.000 Yeah, this country's been ripped to shreds.

01:33:35.000 Yeah, they can't outright rip to shreds.

01:33:37.000 It's antiquated.

01:33:39.000 It was written, Rogan says this from time to time, it was created in a time when people rode on horseback and rode with quills on paper, and they had to go to Washington D.C.

01:33:48.000 to partake in the day.

01:33:49.000 Now we're on, like, phone calling.

01:33:51.000 I disagree.

01:33:52.000 That's like saying the circumference of the Earth was calculated at a time when people were carving stone in tablets and parchment.

01:33:59.000 I mean, certainly we shouldn't believe—no.

01:34:02.000 Stoicism was created at a time when men wore bath sheets and bathed in public.

01:34:08.000 Just demanding that they have to be in Washington is a vulnerability and also slows down the process.

01:34:14.000 Don't worry, they don't show up a lot of the time.

01:34:16.000 Ian, bro, bro.

01:34:17.000 You gotta read political philosophy, political science.

01:34:20.000 The reason why we require our politicians to travel around the country to D.C.

01:34:24.000 is that throughout history, the Founding Fathers knew the further away leadership was from a capital, the more corruption would expand.

01:34:32.000 So you needed some kind of oscillation to keep the culture moving closer and then outside.

01:34:38.000 If you have a capital, Look at the Roman Empire.

01:34:42.000 The further you got away from it, the less the laws mattered and everything started falling apart.

01:34:46.000 But then you have video chat.

01:34:47.000 So, like, distances warped.

01:34:49.000 Time and distance are kind of the same thing.

01:34:51.000 There's a reason why we don't video chat people on this show.

01:34:54.000 Because these lefty guys on Twitter will smack talk and scream, and you'll say, come on the show to have a real conversation.

01:35:00.000 Then when you go live, they'll bring some other random person in to go, oh, we smacked down!

01:35:06.000 So I don't play those games. 1.00

01:35:07.000 Well, if you're under oath as a government official, then you're not going to swerve in some idiot. 1.00

01:35:10.000 The issue is you need to sit down with people and have to confront them and look them in the eyes. 1.00

01:35:10.000 No, no. 1.00

01:35:15.000 If you're debating, yeah.

01:35:16.000 But if you're just making a vote, like they had on the Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial, they had witnesses actually telecommute it in for the first time they'd ever seen it.

01:35:22.000 They don't vote! 0.51

01:35:23.000 No, they just came in and gave testimony.

01:35:25.000 So I think they should have to go in, and that's why- But they don't even have to!

01:35:28.000 When Marjorie Taylor Greene goes in and says, I want a roll call vote, and then everyone's forced to come in. 0.99

01:35:34.000 That's why I like what she's doing.

01:35:35.000 But they don't!

01:35:36.000 That's the problem is, she got them to that time.

01:35:38.000 They do when the Freedom Caucus does their watch.

01:35:40.000 Remember they told us this?

01:35:42.000 The Freedom Caucus, because they're all crooked, the Freedom Caucus has to have one person constantly there saying, roll call vote.

01:35:48.000 So it forces all the members of Congress to do their jobs.

01:35:51.000 That's a good thing.

01:35:52.000 And if they didn't have to be there, they'd never go there, and they'd be like, just sign me off on yes on all of them, and I'm gonna go fundraise.

01:35:58.000 There's another problem is that they're running for re-election.

01:36:01.000 That's another problem too.

01:36:02.000 The whole system's busted up beyond repair.

01:36:06.000 Is that safe to say?

01:36:07.000 Well, Thomas Jefferson had a bold quote, which I don't know if we should say, but it is a historical quote about the Tree of Liberty, which everyone probably understands.

01:36:15.000 Intriguing.

01:36:16.000 There's a general idea that every couple hundred years, we need to have a reassessment of where we're at with our laws and how they're working.

01:36:25.000 The problem with that is, if the left is in Congress and we do a reassessment, they're going to be like, we will now strip the rights of half this country away because we have half plus one.

01:36:35.000 So it's like, How do you do it?

01:36:38.000 I think that the constitutional amendment process is fairly good.

01:36:43.000 It's allowed us to protect ourselves from democratic tyranny, the tyranny of the majority.

01:36:49.000 There are crazy evil people who will lie, cheat, and steal to gain power. 0.99

01:36:54.000 And it's not hard for them to rally a bunch of dumb people to destroy the Constitution, but it's really hard to do with the system we have. 0.98

01:37:01.000 If all they had to do was rally 51%, 50.01% of people to take away your rights, your rights would be gone. 0.96

01:37:08.000 They would find some way to do it.

01:37:10.000 So I like the system we have, but I certainly think the amendment process is the means by which we fix it and change it.

01:37:17.000 Yeah, but it's also the way we can destroy it.

01:37:18.000 Like the 16th amendment created income tax.

01:37:21.000 That's true.

01:37:22.000 That's true.

01:37:23.000 Yeah.

01:37:23.000 So you're saying the constitution should have never changed?

01:37:27.000 Well, no, I don't think that's true.

01:37:30.000 I like that you can amend the Constitution, but maybe these amendments should only stand for a certain amount of time and then they wash off unless we re-vote to have them put back on.

01:37:39.000 Oh, but other than that, potentially have you lose the guns?

01:37:44.000 Yeah, there's a problem that you could lose the Bill of Rights.

01:37:46.000 I would imagine you would exempt the Bill of Rights from this.

01:37:49.000 I think so, yeah.

01:37:50.000 I don't know, those are amendments.

01:37:52.000 Let's read super chats because we went a little long if you haven't already smashed that like button subscribe to this

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01:38:03.000 Probably with a bunch of updates on this gonna get spicy for sure and as a member you're helping support our work

01:38:08.000 with our crazy culture jamming plans

01:38:11.000 We're gonna do some fun stuff.

01:38:13.000 I don't think I'm actually gonna hire a thousand people to dress up like syringes and run around in D.C.

01:38:17.000 Maybe that's a good idea, actually.

01:38:18.000 It might be funny.

01:38:19.000 They'd be like, why are all these people doing this?

01:38:20.000 I'm like, I don't know, it's funny.

01:38:21.000 But we're gonna do things like that.

01:38:22.000 We're gonna do culture jamming as marketing.

01:38:24.000 So let's rate some superchats.

01:38:26.000 We got Suomi Perkele.

01:38:28.000 Perkele.

01:38:29.000 The Quartering made a coffee brand.

01:38:31.000 You should support them.

01:38:32.000 Hmm.

01:38:33.000 I don't know.

01:38:35.000 We were talking about launching our coffee shop exclusively selling Krigler coffee.

01:38:39.000 I'm open to Jeremy's coffee, though, if it's good.

01:38:43.000 Send me a bag, bro.

01:38:45.000 Alright, let's see what's this.

01:38:46.000 What's this?

01:38:47.000 Louie Cordero says, Tim, I just got great news.

01:38:50.000 I work for a defense contract company in L.A.

01:38:52.000 and they just disbanded the mask mandate.

01:38:54.000 Also, I really think you should check out a band called Havoc and check out their lyrics on the album Conformicide.

01:39:02.000 Interesting.

01:39:04.000 Rylo says, Jeremy from the Quartering launched a coffee company called Coffee Brand Coffee.

01:39:08.000 Check it out if you like his content.

01:39:09.000 I am not associated with Jeremy.

01:39:11.000 Ooh, competition, huh?

01:39:13.000 All right.

01:39:15.000 Let's see.

01:39:16.000 Is Jeremy just sending people over here?

01:39:18.000 Apparently.

01:39:19.000 Definitely.

01:39:21.000 A lot of people are mentioning this.

01:39:23.000 Yeah, I saw several of them.

01:39:24.000 He's got coffee.

01:39:25.000 Must be great coffee.

01:39:27.000 All right.

01:39:28.000 Good marketing.

01:39:30.000 All right.

01:39:31.000 All right.

01:39:31.000 No more coffee.

01:39:32.000 No more coffee.

01:39:34.000 Eric Miller says, check out Liberty Doll on YouTube.

01:39:36.000 She covered a story about how NBC and Pennsylvania AG office broke federal law for a story about gun control.

01:39:41.000 Interesting.

01:39:43.000 I would also like to shout out Kregler Coffee, Adam Kregler's coffee brand, which is also stupendously good.

01:39:48.000 The gamer blend, particularly, I remember.

01:39:52.000 All right, Raymond G. Stanley Jr.

01:39:53.000 says, Tim, we need not forget that before Twitter-ish, Elon was the SpaceX guy, Tesla guy, the boring co-guy.

01:40:01.000 The left can radicalize anyone against them.

01:40:04.000 That's right. 1.00

01:40:05.000 Nah, dude, he's an idiot. 1.00

01:40:06.000 He's not bright. 1.00

01:40:07.000 He's not a very bright guy.

01:40:08.000 Yeah, he accidentally made PayPal.

01:40:10.000 Yeah.

01:40:10.000 No, look, look, like if I was born.

01:40:12.000 You know the story about that, right?

01:40:13.000 He fell down and he dropped PayPal on the ground.

01:40:16.000 He tripped and his credit card fell into the floppy disk drive and he went, and it worked.

01:40:20.000 It worked.

01:40:21.000 He just had all the, it only works if you have a bunch of money on it.

01:40:21.000 Yeah.

01:40:26.000 Dude, if I was born in the same circumstances as like Elon Musk and his background, I would have like five times as much money as him.

01:40:33.000 You would have been like five PayPals and sold them all to each other.

01:40:33.000 Oh yeah.

01:40:36.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:40:37.000 If my dad gave me a small one of a million dollars.

01:40:40.000 I'd have $2 billion.

01:40:43.000 Trump has like $3 billion.

01:40:48.000 Alright, Donovan Davis says, Tim, the left are literally the Sith. 0.97

01:40:52.000 They misuse and abuse the tools and people around them for their selfish, psychopathic ends. 0.52

01:40:56.000 The Sith can't hold on to power, but can only attain it due to their arrogance and craving of power for the sake of power. 0.78

01:41:04.000 Does that mean that the right are the Jedi?

01:41:06.000 Well, you know the left took the word Jedi, right?

01:41:09.000 Justice, equity, diversity, and inclusion.

01:41:10.000 What?

01:41:11.000 Sounds like a sick- And now they have Jedi classes. 0.99

01:41:13.000 What?

01:41:14.000 So these kids go there thinking they're gonna get to learn to use the Force, and instead they're having beliefs forced on them.

01:41:14.000 Yup.

01:41:20.000 Oh! 0.60

01:41:24.000 Alright, let's see.

01:41:26.000 Ola says, Tim, what dates were you in Ukraine?

01:41:29.000 Comments on Azov, iDance, Voboda, Right Sector, Steven, Bandera, etc.

01:41:34.000 Comment Union House in Odessa as well.

01:41:37.000 I was in, um, it's all on, it's on Vice.

01:41:40.000 If you just look up, you know, the EuroMyDance stuff.

01:41:42.000 I think we were there maybe like around the new year.

01:41:45.000 I think it was like maybe November of 2013 or something like that.

01:41:50.000 Bandera's interesting.

01:41:51.000 Stepan Bandera, I think, is his name.

01:41:52.000 He was like, I don't know if you considered him a Nazi.

01:41:55.000 He considered himself a Nazi as far as I'm concerned.

01:41:56.000 He was.

01:41:57.000 And he was just like the hardcore nationalist violent movement during World War II, was it?

01:42:01.000 Yeah.

01:42:03.000 Alright, Joseph says, you are correct, Tim.

01:42:05.000 I live in rural Minnesota and even Republican boomers believe this stuff around here.

01:42:09.000 That's right.

01:42:10.000 This is what's so bizarre about it, right?

01:42:11.000 Because these news networks cater to a more left-wing audience when you're looking at CNN and MSNBC, and the boomers are the only people who watch it, but they were the ones who prided themselves on being the non-conformist generation that stood up to authority. 0.52

01:42:22.000 They're like, I'm only gonna get my news from the authorities!

01:42:25.000 Yeah.

01:42:26.000 I mean, there's boomers on both sides.

01:42:27.000 I mean, there are boomers on both sides, but the boomers on the right are actually like, look at this link I got from conspiracy.blogspot.net that proves that. 0.63

01:42:35.000 And then they click it, it's like a phishing scam.

01:42:37.000 Where'd my money go?

01:42:40.000 It's americanpatriotwarriors.website.net.

01:42:45.000 Like, look, this proves it.

01:42:47.000 It's like Trump's going to be president in a week.

01:42:48.000 Look at this, son.

01:42:49.000 .website is real.

01:42:51.000 Yes.

01:42:51.000 Is it?

01:42:52.000 Oh my goodness.

01:42:52.000 .website.

01:42:53.000 Brian, let's see, what does it say?

01:42:56.000 Schnur? 0.95

01:42:57.000 Demand results, Tim.

01:42:58.000 Elon pays attention and will format subliminal results where it's due.

01:43:02.000 Let's grab the narrative, be relevant, the zombies need a shake.

01:43:05.000 That's why we are planning a bunch.

01:43:08.000 You know, I wish we could do everything at once, all this crazy culture jamming stuff, but you can't.

01:43:13.000 You've got to do one thing, wait a month, do one thing, wait a month, do one thing.

01:43:16.000 Because if you did like 10 things in one month, it just wouldn't be effective at all.

01:43:19.000 You'd be like just throwing everything at the wall and it wouldn't work.

01:43:22.000 So we've got some plans.

01:43:23.000 Y'all liked the Times Square thing we did.

01:43:27.000 We've got some plans akin to like hiring a thousand people to dress up like syringes and run around the city.

01:43:33.000 You know, something like that, but not quite like that.

01:43:35.000 We've got plans.

01:43:36.000 Look, there's a lot of syringes out in LA already.

01:43:40.000 Oh, that's true.

01:43:40.000 We dress syringes up as people.

01:43:42.000 Hey, Elon, I want to advise you just to kind of lay off the going after people thing and keep creating stuff.

01:43:49.000 It's amazing he has time for both, huh?

01:43:51.000 When he came out and started ragging on the media about Epstein, I'm kind of happy.

01:43:51.000 I don't know.

01:43:54.000 It's entertaining, but I just, I like the stuff you're building.

01:43:57.000 He's waking people up.

01:43:58.000 There are probably tons of people who are like, what's that about?

01:44:00.000 I just don't want another pariah. 0.99

01:44:00.000 Yeah, I know. 0.99

01:44:02.000 Well, since 2018, he's been talking about something that he called American Pravda, which is where he was wanting to hold the media accountable on his own site.

01:44:10.000 So I think there's just him continuing that idea.

01:44:13.000 Morgan H says, hey Tim, looks like Vice is trying to find a buyer.

01:44:16.000 You should make an offer.

01:44:17.000 Ten bucks! 0.60

01:44:18.000 Ten bucks.

01:44:19.000 Too much.

01:44:19.000 Ten bucks.

01:44:20.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 Bit high.

01:44:21.000 Dude, wow.

01:44:22.000 If it was Virtue.com, you know.

01:44:24.000 Are they really trying to sell?

01:44:25.000 Because like, dude, if they sold, I don't know, nine years ago.

01:44:28.000 Dude, if you bought Vice.

01:44:30.000 I wouldn't do it.

01:44:30.000 I would do it talk about what seriously talk about buying high and selling low like

01:44:34.000 Are they really talking about selling their company then?

01:44:37.000 Disney wrote down their investment to zero dollars. Yeah, like half a billion

01:44:41.000 I mean, it's probably one of those things where you buy them you go. Yeah, you have four hundred million dollars

01:44:45.000 with a debt now Enjoy

01:44:47.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:44:48.000 Like they pay you to take it.

01:44:50.000 They did take on a bunch of debt recently, so there's several ways you can get investment.

01:44:55.000 So I think they took debt, which is like a loan, basically.

01:45:00.000 So they owe money.

01:45:01.000 TPG Capital is their biggest owner, 44%.

01:45:03.000 Really?

01:45:05.000 Disney and A&E Networks own the other 20-20, thereabouts.

01:45:08.000 And then a guy, Soros, owns 10%.

01:45:11.000 Soros Fund Management.

01:45:12.000 Does he really? 0.58

01:45:13.000 He is such a prankster that guy.

01:45:15.000 It's just the brave search.

01:45:18.000 And then Shane Smith has 20%.

01:45:20.000 Zack Snow says, just because Tim said, here come the ones, Ian, here's a 20, spin the UFO.

01:45:25.000 That is what I'm talking about.

01:45:27.000 Did you see, Ian, I bought the air things?

01:45:29.000 Ian's just trying to blow on the UFO.

01:45:32.000 I'm going to do it the old way.

01:45:33.000 I'm going to spin this thing.

01:45:33.000 Ready?

01:45:34.000 You're going to knock it off.

01:45:35.000 I'm good.

01:45:36.000 So I bought the air thing.

01:45:37.000 It's downstairs.

01:45:39.000 Okay, next time we'll bring the air thing.

01:45:40.000 The air thing.

01:45:41.000 Wobbly... wobbly board cleaner. 1.00

01:45:43.000 Wobbly spins.

01:45:44.000 Wobbly spinning.

01:45:47.000 Many strange quirks, says Tim.

01:45:49.000 You should get flags for the blimp, Ministry of Truth, and fly it somewhere cool.

01:45:53.000 59-year-old Boomer member here that appreciates you all.

01:45:56.000 Yeah, so we have the Let's Go Brandon blimp.

01:45:59.000 We could do something with the blimp.

01:46:01.000 You see our blimp?

01:46:01.000 No, I haven't seen it yet.

01:46:02.000 We have this huge blimp.

01:46:03.000 What is it, like 20 feet long?

01:46:05.000 Yeah, I think it is.

01:46:06.000 And we put Let's Go Brandon on the sides and flew it around.

01:46:10.000 Here?

01:46:11.000 Well, we flew it around out here.

01:46:12.000 We just made it because I wanted to, um, retroactively make Wikipedia wrong.

01:46:17.000 Right.

01:46:17.000 I'm sorry.

01:46:18.000 Cause they, they once wrote that I invented a Zeppelin and then it wasn't true and they wouldn't get rid of it.

01:46:18.000 Right.

01:46:18.000 Retroactive.

01:46:24.000 And then eventually after a few years they did.

01:46:25.000 So I decided to actually make the Zeppelin so they'd be forced to put it back in.

01:46:29.000 And now I did it, but they're still not putting it back in, which is just not fair.

01:46:32.000 But does that count as inventing a Zeppelin?

01:46:34.000 Yes.

01:46:35.000 So it was a live streaming Zeppelin modification.

01:46:35.000 No.

01:46:38.000 So they were like, Tim Pool invented a Zeppelin that could do live streaming from the internet.

01:46:41.000 And so we hired a guy and we built one.

01:46:43.000 It's a weird thing for someone to make up about you.

01:46:45.000 Like that doesn't even sound like something a hater would say.

01:46:47.000 It was because I had done some of the first work in drone journalism.

01:46:53.000 I actually went down with the American Drone Coalition government program, like, where can we set up drone research?

01:46:59.000 And they had no idea what they were doing back in the day when commercial drones started getting released.

01:47:03.000 Like, I'm talking to these guys on Skype from the government, and I was like, think about what someone could put on a drone.

01:47:09.000 And they're like, like what?

01:47:10.000 And I'm like, like something dangerous.

01:47:13.000 Rainbows.

01:47:14.000 Like a chemical.

01:47:14.000 Like what?

01:47:16.000 And they're like, and?

01:47:17.000 And then they fly it into New York.

01:47:19.000 And they're like, oh.

01:47:21.000 They're like, sir, are you planning to fly chemicals into New York to hit rescue?

01:47:25.000 No, I was like, you guys need ways to disable these things within certain perimeters.

01:47:28.000 Like, they just stop.

01:47:30.000 Because people, like this cheap technology, But we ended up doing a bunch of crazy hypotheses and theoretical stuff.

01:47:39.000 And one of the ideas was making a Zeppelin.

01:47:41.000 But it was literally like me talking to a journalist and being like, we have a drone.

01:47:45.000 The drone can live broadcast over the internet.

01:47:48.000 We built that.

01:47:48.000 We hacked it, me and my friends.

01:47:50.000 And I was like, what we want to do is a whole bunch of crazy stuff.

01:47:53.000 We want to be able to send it through mobile next.

01:47:55.000 We want to get like a Zeppelin that could do something similar.

01:47:58.000 And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47:59.000 And then they wrote, Tim Pool invented a Zeppelin.

01:48:02.000 I never said that.

01:48:03.000 I was just spitballing ideas.

01:48:05.000 That's all it was.

01:48:06.000 All right, let's read some more.

01:48:08.000 Colonel Cornelius Cornwall says, Chicken City is awesome, but no posting links.

01:48:12.000 Do we have permission to run a non-affiliated Discord for posting links?

01:48:15.000 Sent an email to spin the UFO.

01:48:18.000 I don't know.

01:48:19.000 We have a wiki, a Chicken City wiki, on like wikia fandom or something.

01:48:23.000 Interesting.

01:48:24.000 Yeah, so people can make articles for like Sarah and Roberto and Margaret.

01:48:28.000 They were partying this morning.

01:48:29.000 Did you hear that?

01:48:30.000 Probably 6 a.m.

01:48:30.000 Yeah.

01:48:31.000 I don't know what the party was all about, but right when they woke up, they were just going at it.

01:48:34.000 You know what's funny?

01:48:35.000 I go out there periodically and scold the chickens for not working hard enough and only partying.

01:48:40.000 And then it's just funny, because it's like, you chickens better not be partying out here.

01:48:44.000 You better get back to work. 1.00

01:48:46.000 You crazy kids. 0.99

01:48:47.000 And then when the chicken party happens, I'm like, oh, you chickens! 0.98

01:48:49.000 Well, that's the thrill of it.

01:48:50.000 The audience doesn't actually know that you're in on it.

01:48:52.000 That's right.

01:48:53.000 Yeah.

01:48:53.000 Oh, I know.

01:48:54.000 So we're planning that commercial for Tucker and it's going to be... Did we say what the trailer was going to be already?

01:49:00.000 We did, right?

01:49:01.000 I don't know.

01:49:02.000 I think we said on the members only.

01:49:02.000 I do not know.

01:49:04.000 It's going to be that an old man withersbee is trying to plow out Chicken City to put up a parking lot for his shopping center.

01:49:10.000 And then he's complaining to the city about all the parties.

01:49:13.000 And then the city inspector is like, if these parties keep continuing and these complaints, we're gonna have to shut you down.

01:49:17.000 And then we're like, you mean if people give $5, they can help us raise money by feeding the chickens to save Chicken City?

01:49:24.000 And then at the end, it's like the old man, he's like, these chickens have won.

01:49:28.000 Ah, what the heck?

01:49:29.000 And then he throws his cane and starts dancing with the chickens.

01:49:31.000 And then Media Matters says Tim Pool launched a false advertisement campaign fooling people into donating to his pro-chicken charity when it went right into his own pocket.

01:49:39.000 It's not a charity, it's a for-profit enterprise.

01:49:42.000 You're saying, but you're telling the public that this is their chance to save Chicken City.

01:49:47.000 It's fraudulent.

01:49:48.000 Well, it's a movie trailer, though.

01:49:50.000 So we'd be doing a commercial for our- Oh, okay, that's how you get away with your lies.

01:49:53.000 Alright, I see.

01:49:54.000 It's a movie trailer?

01:49:55.000 Just like Jon Stewart.

01:49:56.000 Clown nose on, clown nose off. 1.00

01:49:58.000 Yeah, you need a disclaimer in the beginning. 0.59

01:50:01.000 Yeah, I feel like it's not true.

01:50:02.000 The following movie doesn't exist.

01:50:04.000 Yeah, you give the Law and Order disclaimer.

01:50:06.000 Justice system sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous chicken based

01:50:06.000 All right, all right.

01:50:11.000 All right, all right Let's uh, let's grab a super chats

01:50:17.000 Abba what does it say?

01:50:20.000 Say a basic bro. There you go.

01:50:22.000 Tim, what do you do to unwind?

01:50:24.000 Danny, do your best impression of Ryan.

01:50:26.000 I'm not an impression guy.

01:50:29.000 I don't do impressions.

01:50:30.000 You do it.

01:50:30.000 I don't even know if I can do a Ryan.

01:50:32.000 I don't think I can do a Ryan impression.

01:50:34.000 It would be smart.

01:50:35.000 He's just kind of like, he's kind of like raspy, but that's not, it doesn't sound like it.

01:50:41.000 That's what yeah Yeah, exactly raspy, but it's not really an impression like this down when he's talks a little bit I was like this, a little bit.

01:50:53.000 Yeah, but it's like, it's hard to get the... It's a very unique sound.

01:50:57.000 So, uh, to unwind.

01:50:59.000 I don't know if I do unwind.

01:51:01.000 You never unwind.

01:51:02.000 So, here's how my day goes.

01:51:04.000 I woke up today at 6.30 a.m.

01:51:06.000 And then, you know, just morning routine stuff.

01:51:09.000 You, you know, pluck your nose hairs.

01:51:12.000 And then I started reading the news.

01:51:14.000 I read the news as soon as I wake up.

01:51:15.000 Today I woke up at 6.30 because I wake up with the sun.

01:51:17.000 What's your news?

01:51:18.000 Where do you go?

01:51:19.000 Twitter right away?

01:51:20.000 So my Twitter is a lot of the major news outlets and then other, you know, political individuals.

01:51:20.000 Yeah, Twitter.

01:51:25.000 So then around like, I don't know, 7.30 I'm drinking coffee and I'm reading the news.

01:51:29.000 I record my first segment at 9.

01:51:31.000 Then I read more news and stuff like that.

01:51:33.000 Talk with the newsroom.

01:51:34.000 We're dealing with paperwork and stuff and building stuff, business stuff.

01:51:37.000 Then I record again at noon.

01:51:39.000 Then I record again at, I think I recorded at two.

01:51:42.000 Then I skated for about an hour and a half or so.

01:51:44.000 I posted that on Instagram.

01:51:46.000 Then I made a keto grilled cheese.

01:51:49.000 Yes, it was almond and walnut flour with egg and then you microwave it.

01:51:53.000 And then we came to do this show.

01:51:56.000 So, and then on the weekends, I just sit there staring at the wall, frustrated, shaking, like, I need to make more videos.

01:52:01.000 No, that's not true.

01:52:02.000 It's a much more blank stare than that.

01:52:03.000 I kind of want to do a show on the weekend, do you?

01:52:06.000 I used to do shows on the weekend, but I stopped.

01:52:08.000 I had no time to do any other work.

01:52:10.000 This last weekend, I was like, man, I want to create something.

01:52:13.000 The issue was that I used to, I think for three years, zero days off, working every single day of the week.

01:52:22.000 And the problem was I didn't have time for any other business development.

01:52:24.000 I couldn't go to the bank, couldn't do paperwork, couldn't plan stuff.

01:52:28.000 And I was like, I got to take weekends off, man.

01:52:30.000 And now weekends are just kind of boring.

01:52:32.000 But I guess, you know, just skate.

01:52:34.000 The whole, like, weekend-weekday thing is kind of antiquated, too.

01:52:38.000 Like, what's the difference?

01:52:39.000 Every day is a day.

01:52:40.000 There's no news on Saturday, so Saturdays are extremely difficult to produce for because nobody works.

01:52:45.000 But that's what confuses me.

01:52:47.000 Why have we decided as a society that Monday through Friday we work, Saturday and Sunday we don't, and we'll change the way we describe the day?

01:52:47.000 Why does no one work?

01:52:54.000 I mean, you could do Wednesday to Sunday, and then Monday and Tuesday just become... Yeah, it's a pop culture crisis.

01:52:58.000 It's because Saturday and Sunday are both the Sabbath.

01:53:02.000 So it's a religious literally they're both depending on which which which religion and you're supposed to rest You are supposed to is that it right you rest the Lord's Day in the Sabbath?

01:53:11.000 Yeah, so yes, basically basically, but also I think there's there's also just value in general about having Time off for people, you know, yeah, yeah clear the mind.

01:53:20.000 Yeah, we got a good one here This is Adam Gray says Senate election needs to go back to the state legislature appointment That is a check and balance on the Supreme Court.

01:53:27.000 We lost when it was made to be popular vote agreed What is that the 17th?

01:53:32.000 You want to look up the 17th amendment?

01:53:35.000 I think it's the 17th amendment and I want to make sure real quick. 1.00

01:53:39.000 You have it?

01:53:40.000 Yeah, popular election of senators. 0.68

01:53:42.000 Abolish it!

01:53:43.000 Reveal it!

01:53:44.000 One of the weirdest things about America is that you guys vote for judges here.

01:53:47.000 Oh yeah.

01:53:48.000 That's so strange to me.

01:53:50.000 Oh yeah, what do you Canadians do?

01:53:51.000 They're like lawyers.

01:53:52.000 Throw truckers in jail, I don't want to hear it!

01:53:55.000 I mean, I love America, but they're not always lawyers, right?

01:53:58.000 Judges?

01:53:59.000 Yeah, judges here, you just kind of...

01:54:02.000 99% they're lawyers.

01:54:04.000 But sometimes they're not and you're like, what was that about?

01:54:08.000 In Canada, at least, they're always lawyers.

01:54:09.000 I don't know, man.

01:54:10.000 I don't trust a lawyer to decide a case.

01:54:12.000 That seems, but in a judge sense.

01:54:14.000 I mean, I guess Jerry Springer, is he a lawyer?

01:54:16.000 That's a good question.

01:54:18.000 I don't know.

01:54:19.000 Eric Nielsen says homeschooling is possible.

01:54:21.000 Waldorf Essentials and Season of 7 Virtual School is empowering parents to take charge of their kids' education.

01:54:27.000 Very cool.

01:54:28.000 Nay Slayer says Louisiana has a trigger law making abortion illegal immediately upon roe being overturned.

01:54:34.000 Amazing.

01:54:35.000 And I said it, but I'll say it again.

01:54:38.000 Right now, there are probably states being like, we can enact a total outright ban because we know we're going to win in two months.

01:54:45.000 So just do it.

01:54:46.000 Oh, there'll be probably a bunch of them tomorrow morning.

01:54:48.000 Yup.

01:54:49.000 They might, they're probably like, we have trigger laws, but, uh, let's just do it now.

01:54:53.000 They'll get sued and that's it.

01:54:55.000 It's over.

01:54:57.000 But I imagine what will happen is there's going to be more lawsuits and more challenges in different ways that will end up going to the Supreme Court.

01:55:04.000 And if the court changes by one vote, there you go.

01:55:09.000 One vote.

01:55:10.000 All right.

01:55:11.000 True Binis says, and decentralization begins.

01:55:15.000 Oh, man.

01:55:17.000 Okay.

01:55:19.000 Can I read this one?

01:55:19.000 What is this one?

01:55:21.000 Ricky says, make abortion legal, but anytime a woman gets pregnant, an attorney will be appointed to the fetus.

01:55:26.000 Someone needs to stand for those who can't stand. 1.00

01:55:29.000 That would be interesting.

01:55:30.000 Cause that would just prevent all abortions. 1.00

01:55:32.000 I mean, how can you give the death penalty to someone who hasn't done anything?

01:55:32.000 Yeah.

01:55:35.000 I just want to see that lawyer goes, your honor, my client just threw up inside the womb. 0.99

01:55:41.000 Yeah.

01:55:42.000 Well, no, I guess once they're your honor, my client doesn't want to die.

01:55:45.000 Okay.

01:55:45.000 No.

01:55:48.000 I guess they're not alive at that point.

01:55:49.000 You have to sue the fetus inside you. 0.87

01:55:51.000 Yeah. 0.58

01:55:52.000 I'm suing you to get out of my body.

01:55:54.000 Oh, I'm going to sneeze.

01:55:56.000 All right, let's go.

01:55:57.000 Bernie Katsuroi, what?

01:55:58.000 Smacky Frog, that killed me.

01:56:00.000 Which one?

01:56:01.000 Smacky Frog.

01:56:02.000 You are a handmaiden.

01:56:07.000 He said, you're a handmaid, Harry.

01:56:11.000 That's amazing.

01:56:13.000 We got to write that.

01:56:14.000 Yeah, can we get someone to write that?

01:56:16.000 I'll text it to you.

01:56:17.000 Harry Handmaids.

01:56:20.000 I don't like that.

01:56:20.000 Harry Handmaids and the Stone's Tale or something like that.

01:56:25.000 You're a handmaid, Harry.

01:56:28.000 It's a woman named Harry or what? 0.86

01:56:30.000 Oh my gosh.

01:56:32.000 All right.

01:56:32.000 Name is Of Harry.

01:56:32.000 All right.

01:56:34.000 What was I gonna read?

01:56:36.000 Bernie Katsuroi says, Tim, along with classic American literature like Mark Twain's works, I will always be saddened that the same was done to the Laura Ingalls Wilder award, those little house books many of us grew up on.

01:56:47.000 Interesting.

01:56:48.000 I'm not familiar.

01:56:49.000 I don't know much about that.

01:56:50.000 Nash McGraw says, compromise, the right gives up the death penalty, the left gives up abortion, pro-life across the board.

01:56:55.000 Hey! 0.99

01:56:56.000 How about that?

01:56:57.000 No killing.

01:56:58.000 Everyone's vegan.

01:57:00.000 No.

01:57:01.000 Then why do you have slave prisoners in that chicken coop who you force to make money for you? 1.00

01:57:08.000 You force them into labor and prop them up for their exploitation.

01:57:10.000 I've told you this already, Seamus.

01:57:12.000 There is a pandemic right now, and I am keeping them safe in that pen from the pandemic that they're not allowed to leave from.

01:57:20.000 I didn't see one chicken in a mask.

01:57:23.000 Try again.

01:57:24.000 Well, you know.

01:57:26.000 They don't have to wear masks, but there really is a chicken pandemic going on.

01:57:28.000 I know.

01:57:29.000 That's kind of crazy.

01:57:29.000 I heard about this.

01:57:30.000 So in exchange for that safety, you know, they just got to do as they're told.

01:57:33.000 With the bird flu?

01:57:34.000 Yeah.

01:57:35.000 It's killing all the chickens.

01:57:36.000 So, um, you know, these chickens just, it's, it's, you know, 15 days of slow spread started January of 2021.

01:57:44.000 And, uh, just gotta keep going until the cases go down, but they've only gotten worse.

01:57:48.000 So how would, I'm curious how that would be transmitted to the chickens that you have, like a chicken from another, another chicken city runs on over and he coughs on one of your chickens?

01:57:56.000 Well, we bought chickens.

01:57:57.000 Or they go eating before 8 PM, um, without their masks.

01:58:00.000 Like what, how would a chicken, What happens is, if you get the chickens wet after midnight, then... That's what does it, yeah.

01:58:07.000 Don't feed them, no matter how much they ask you.

01:58:10.000 I'm actually genuinely curious about that.

01:58:12.000 How could that spread to your chickens?

01:58:13.000 If they're eating standing up.

01:58:14.000 If they come in contact with other chickens, or chicken poop, or anything like that.

01:58:17.000 Jet stream.

01:58:19.000 I think COVID was spreading through the jet stream.

01:58:21.000 You're probably pretty safe.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, but we bought chickens, so they had to be quarantined. 0.91

01:58:25.000 Oh, I get what you're saying, yeah.

01:58:26.000 Alright, Baron of Grey Matter says the leaking of this decision could be construed as an insurrection because it incites violence against the government.

01:58:33.000 These are dangerous times.

01:58:35.000 I don't think so, but I see what you're saying.

01:58:37.000 You're a handmaid, Harry.

01:58:39.000 Now get to work!

01:58:41.000 So good.

01:58:43.000 It's crazy.

01:58:43.000 Yo, I can't believe it.

01:58:45.000 People are reporting on this.

01:58:46.000 Just, Bro v. Wade.

01:58:48.000 Wow.

01:58:49.000 Raymond G. Stanley Jr.

01:58:50.000 says, Wow, Seamus.

01:58:51.000 Yes, maybe a bit louder, sir.

01:58:53.000 Sorry, I was very happy when I was yelling about Bro v. Wade being overturned.

01:58:56.000 Someone had a funny one, but it just disappeared.

01:58:57.000 Did you say Bro v. Wade earlier?

01:58:59.000 Bro v. Wade.

01:59:00.000 Bro v. Wade.

01:59:01.000 Oh my God.

01:59:02.000 There's a joke in there somewhere.

01:59:03.000 There is a joke in there.

01:59:04.000 It's about like all the bro choicers are like, I care about women's rights. 1.00

01:59:07.000 And it's like literally just like wanting consequence-free sexual access.

01:59:10.000 All right, Waffle Sensei says, the Left argues the 14th Amendment prevents the government from intervening in a woman's personal life and choices, life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, and the baby is property.

01:59:20.000 The Right says the baby has human rights, so the Left pretends babies aren't human.

01:59:24.000 Agreed.

01:59:25.000 That's the problem with the whole argument with the Left, is that, you know, like, I think it was Vosch we had here, because we rarely have Leftists, and he said, when he was asked, I think Charlie Kirk asked him, when is a baby, like, alive?

01:59:34.000 He said, I don't know, sometime after birth.

01:59:36.000 And it's just like, come on.

01:59:38.000 Like, there are babies that can be born at like... 21 weeks?

01:59:41.000 Yeah, that can survive.

01:59:43.000 I asked this question to Vosh on Twitter.

01:59:45.000 It's funny how, like, so many of these lefties just lose their minds and they're a waste of time to interact with.

01:59:50.000 But with Vosh, I asked him, if there was a procedure where a baby, at any stage, a fetus, could be taken out and implanted in a faux womb, do you think that should be mandated for all, you know, pregnancy terminations, or do you think it doesn't matter?

02:00:03.000 And then he said, I think his answer was something was like, it would have to be up to the mother to

02:00:07.000 decide or something like that. It would be her choice. And then I asked him if a woman is punched

02:00:12.000 in the stomach by a man and she's pregnant, but miscarries because of it. Should there be enhanced 0.76

02:00:17.000 penalties because of the baby's death or, uh, and if there are, should the charges be as the baby,

02:00:24.000 the baby is the victim or the mother is the victim, or should there be no additional charges at all?

02:00:29.000 And then he responded with, the law has to be consistent and there would be additional charges or whatever, which didn't really answer the question.

02:00:34.000 But my point was, if you want additional charges for punching a pregnant woman, what are those charges stemming from?

02:00:42.000 The rights of the baby, like the baby was attacked and harmed?

02:00:46.000 Or the rights of the woman, because the pregnancy is something special to her that you took away from her as property?

02:00:50.000 I think it's the rights of the woman, personally.

02:00:53.000 Then the rights of the woman, then it wouldn't matter that she miscarried. 0.98

02:00:55.000 Of course not.

02:00:56.000 Unless you consider the baby to be her property.

02:00:59.000 In that case, her property was damaged. 0.95

02:01:00.000 You know what gets me is like, I have no responsibility to keep you alive, Seamus.

02:01:05.000 Like, that's your job.

02:01:06.000 And my job is to keep myself alive.

02:01:08.000 So why is it these little babies are born and people feel like they have a duty or a right to keep, like they have a, to keep it alive.

02:01:15.000 If no one wants it alive.

02:01:16.000 Yeah, also because you're not my parent, but a parent does have a responsibility to care for their child.

02:01:21.000 If there is no parent or if the parent doesn't want it for whatever, I guess that doesn't want it is kind of, what were you going to say?

02:01:27.000 If a parent has a child they don't want and they say just kick the kid out of the house, they go to prison.

02:01:32.000 Yeah.

02:01:33.000 You'd have to give it up for adoption.

02:01:34.000 Yeah, but you can literally take a baby and put on the doorstep of a police station and walk away.

02:01:38.000 Fire department, yeah.

02:01:40.000 Fire departments.

02:01:40.000 You can't take someone else's baby and put them on the doorstep of a police station.

02:01:43.000 Hold on.

02:01:44.000 So someone could give birth and then put the baby on a fire department? 1.00

02:01:46.000 This is the crazy thing when you hear these stories about, you know, prom night dumpster babies.

02:01:50.000 The woman, like in many instances, has given birth and then just throws the baby in a dumpster and it's like, dude, you can walk to a fire department And just knock and put the baby there and it's legal, you're allowed to do it. 0.94

02:02:02.000 As long as someone sees it?

02:02:03.000 No, no, you put the baby there. 0.96

02:02:05.000 Then what responsibility does the fire department have of keeping that thing alive?

02:02:08.000 No, it's not a bunch of firefighters raising the baby.

02:02:11.000 What kind of sitcom do you think this is going to become?

02:02:17.000 No, it's they go find a home for it.

02:02:20.000 Yo, that's a great idea for a sketch.

02:02:22.000 Oh my gosh.

02:02:23.000 The firefighters.

02:02:24.000 Oh hey, I guess we're raising this baby, huh?

02:02:27.000 Yeah, let's go.

02:02:30.000 You gotta do a movie trailer sketch about that.

02:02:33.000 It's like, 12 firefighters, one baby!

02:02:37.000 How is this legal?

02:02:39.000 Hey, does anybody know how to change a diaper?

02:02:42.000 And then it's like, cleaning.

02:02:44.000 Not with the fire hose! 0.98

02:02:45.000 And it's like, they thought the only emergencies they'd be dealing with were fire.

02:02:51.000 We got a level six stinker over here! 1.00

02:02:56.000 But then it gets heartwarming where it's like, the kid's like seven and they're reading the book.

02:03:00.000 And they're like, how to be a fireman.

02:03:01.000 They're reading the instruction manual.

02:03:03.000 He becomes a little psycho who plays with matches.

02:03:08.000 It has to end with like... That's the one where they gotta deal with the kid, the errand boy.

02:03:13.000 The end of the movie is an epilogue where it's like 20 years later, and the kid's just like 6'3", super ripped, and like a heroic firefighter.

02:03:20.000 No, I was gonna say, like, this is a story about how saving a life is important.

02:03:24.000 Well, this actually sounds more like a story about a superhero firefighter, and then we hear his backstory, and his backstory is that he was raised by a firefighter.

02:03:32.000 Oh yeah, it'll be like, it'll start with him explaining, like, how did you come to be?

02:03:35.000 Yeah, he's the narrator.

02:03:37.000 He's like, well, I started on prom night in 2021.

02:03:43.000 Yeah, but they had no other choice.

02:03:45.000 All right.

02:03:46.000 We have a lot of funny Super Chats, but we'll just read one more because we're going along.

02:03:49.000 We've got to get this to members only.

02:03:51.000 All right.

02:03:52.000 Carlos Toro says, Tim, how could those Supreme Court votes been so straight?

02:03:56.000 As far as we remember, one of them couldn't define what a woman was. 0.99

02:03:59.000 She might be voting on men's abortion since they menstruate as well. 1.00

02:04:02.000 That's true.

02:04:03.000 It'd be funny if Katanji voted in favor and like Roberts voted, he voted for Roe v. Wade and she voted against it because she was confused and didn't know what a woman was. 1.00

02:04:11.000 So it was like, It was supposed to be being upheld, but she didn't know what a woman was, so she was like, men's rights! 0.73

02:04:17.000 You know, I was told by a number of left-wingers that if men could get pregnant, we wouldn't even be debating abortion.

02:04:22.000 Uh, men can get pregnant! 1.00

02:04:23.000 Yeah, get with the times, Handmaid's!

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02:04:40.000 What's up?

02:04:40.000 The final super chat.

02:04:41.000 Wait, where do you guys think firefighters come from?

02:04:46.000 We only have firefighters because women give up their babies. 1.00

02:04:49.000 That's why we do it.

02:04:50.000 What is that name, by the way?

02:04:50.000 I don't want to steal their joke without giving their name.

02:04:52.000 It's just a bunch of random letters.

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02:05:29.000 I am Seamus Goglin.

02:05:30.000 I got a YouTube channel called Freedom Tunes.

02:05:32.000 We upload a new cartoon every single week.

02:05:34.000 I just got a bunch of ideas for some new cartoons.

02:05:37.000 Please do the firefighter. I hit the notification bell when people go to low-value mail. Where is it?

02:05:42.000 They can just if they type in low-value mail Mal or it's just on my youtube youtube.com slash my name

02:05:48.000 Danny Paul and then the call-in is that all there like all the

02:05:50.000 M9 p.m. You'll see it. It's a you can just I saw tons of 20s in the chat tonight and I'm looking for 20 more of them tomorrow.

02:05:55.000 Bill it is like a bad advice show, but we can talk about whatever. It's fun. I give really bad advice

02:05:59.000 I give some good advice sometimes and but it's just a fun time

02:06:02.000 I want to give a special shout out to everyone out in chat that was rolling 20s for me all night

02:06:06.000 I saw tons of 20s in the chat tonight, and I'm looking for 20 more of them tomorrow

02:06:11.000 So I love you all and I'll see you later. So Tim said that we haven't done any marketing

02:06:16.000 I don't think that's entirely true because all evening I've been getting, I don't know if you guys are familiar with iFunny.

02:06:21.000 I'm sure some of you guys are on there.

02:06:22.000 It tends to be conservative, but they have a lot of memes and a lot of our titles from our clips are going viral on iFunny.

02:06:29.000 So he's just sending me these screenshots and I'm like, that's weird.

02:06:32.000 It's not paid marketing.

02:06:33.000 It's correct, but it is a form of marketing, which I love.

02:06:36.000 The viral marketing, not paid.

02:06:37.000 We've not spent any money on marketing for this show.

02:06:40.000 Right.

02:06:41.000 But that will change.

02:06:42.000 It's all grassroots, which I really love.

02:06:44.000 I think that's even cooler than advertising.

02:06:46.000 I remember several people being like, so to get to this point, how much did you have to spend in marketing?

02:06:51.000 And I was like, nothing.

02:06:52.000 Zero.

02:06:52.000 And they were like, wait, what?

02:06:54.000 I was like, we didn't spend any money.

02:06:56.000 And they were like, you mean that your channel's organic?

02:06:59.000 Yeah.

02:06:59.000 All of it?

02:06:59.000 And I was like, yeah, it's all organic.

02:07:01.000 And they were like, whoa.

02:07:02.000 That's kind of the thing about, one of the things about YouTube that really is great is that it's marketing is built into the system itself.

02:07:08.000 So like it will propagate you to the top if your stuff is good and does well.

02:07:11.000 Yeah.

02:07:12.000 No, bro.

02:07:12.000 Not all the time.

02:07:13.000 Most, most shows are marketing.

02:07:15.000 Yeah.

02:07:16.000 Even, even PewDiePie would complain about the YouTube algorithm and the algorithm is really a nice question.

02:07:21.000 Anyway, you guys can follow me at SarahPatriotsOnMinds.com and Twitter, and I will see you all later.

02:07:27.000 We will see you all over at TimCast.com.

02:07:30.000 And while you're waiting, head over to Chicken City and watch some sleeping chickens.

02:07:33.000 Just go to ChickenCityLive.com, and you'll see that live stream right there, and they're all just peacefully slumbering.

02:07:38.000 And then at 11 p.m., we'll publish that members only, and we'll see y'all there.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - May 02, 2022

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