Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL - LIVE State Of The Union Drinking Game With Lauren Southern And Keean Bexte

00:00:00.000 We'll see you next time.

00:00:15.000 Tonight is Joe Biden's State of the Union address, and we had a great super chat from someone.

00:00:21.000 They said, bless the speechwriters for Joe Biden, because what are they going to have him say?

00:00:27.000 It has been an awfully brutal year.

00:00:28.000 We've had more COVID deaths in the past year than the year before under Trump.

00:00:32.000 Inflation is consistently breaking records.

00:00:34.000 We now have A new war, one of the most significant and serious wars breaking out in Europe.

00:00:40.000 So I guess Joe Biden will do his best to keep morale up.

00:00:45.000 I don't want to be such a downer and be like, all Joe Biden can do is depress everybody.

00:00:50.000 Maybe we'll see him pull it through, but that's going to be starting at 9 p.m.

00:00:52.000 Eastern.

00:00:53.000 So we will be talking about news, a lot of crazy stories.

00:00:55.000 Belarus has told NATO that they're pushing Russia towards World War III.

00:00:58.000 But get this, they've also voted on a resolution, voted on or passed, Now they are no longer a nuclear neutral country.

00:01:07.000 They are now a nuclear country, nuclear state, whatever you want to call it.

00:01:11.000 They are allowing Russia to stage nuclear weapons in Belarus.

00:01:14.000 Ukraine has already accused Belarus of invading from the north.

00:01:19.000 The U.S.

00:01:19.000 says, well, we haven't seen any proof of that, but regardless, it seems like things are absolutely getting, they're getting really, really crazy.

00:01:26.000 So here's what we're going to do.

00:01:27.000 We've got a bunch of people who are hanging out tonight.

00:01:28.000 We're going to be just chilling, having a good time.

00:01:30.000 We're actually having a drinking game.

00:01:32.000 We have a bunch of beers from our friends over at Old 690 Brewery in Virginia.

00:01:38.000 Great people, good beer.

00:01:39.000 And we are going to drink every time we have this amazing bingo card, bingo list.

00:01:46.000 Every time something happens, we'll make a mark and then take a sip of beer and we'll see who wins.

00:01:51.000 So this is the work of Kian Bexte, Lauren Southern, Seamus Coghlan.

00:01:55.000 I don't know, were you down there, Ian?

00:01:57.000 Negative, no.

00:01:58.000 And they came with a lot of really great jokes.

00:01:59.000 I participated a little bit.

00:02:01.000 Of course.

00:02:01.000 Yes.

00:02:01.000 Good.

00:02:01.000 there's things like if Joe Biden says man, if he says our democracy, if he plagiarizes,

00:02:07.000 I think you guys spelled plagiarize wrong.

00:02:09.000 Good.

00:02:10.000 I didn't spell it.

00:02:11.000 Yeah.

00:02:12.000 Uh, walks the wrong way.

00:02:13.000 Tell us a fake story.

00:02:14.000 Yep.

00:02:15.000 Uh, gas lights, curses, fake tough, tough guy.

00:02:19.000 So we'll get in all that stuff.

00:02:20.000 But uh, because it's kind of a special night, I'm gonna do this real quick.

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00:04:01.000 That being said, let's get a quick round of introductions.

00:04:04.000 Joining us in this very... We have a lot of people today.

00:04:07.000 We've got a couple journalists, someone who has been covering the Freedom Convoy.

00:04:11.000 We got Kian Baxtey. 0.75

00:04:12.000 You want to introduce yourself?

00:04:13.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:04:14.000 Yeah, I'm Kian.

00:04:15.000 Can you go point your mic up a little bit?

00:04:16.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:04:16.000 There you go.

00:04:17.000 Get in real close.

00:04:18.000 I'm a journalist from Canada, obviously I was covering the Freedom Convoy, and I'm the editor-in-chief of TheCounterSignal.com, and our job in Canada is to combat the propaganda that comes out of the state broadcaster, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, it's a 1.5 billion dollar Justin Trudeau propaganda arm so that's what we do is we we publish everything that they don't want Canadians and People around the world to see when it comes to news about Canada.

00:04:45.000 So I Yeah, I'm happy to be here.

00:04:47.000 It's exciting.

00:04:47.000 It's gonna be fun I got we have two Canadians who are gonna help comment on what Joe Biden is I'm not okay with that.

00:04:54.000 You haven't noticed Canadians have massively infiltrated the What's up with that?

00:04:58.000 What are you talking about?

00:05:00.000 What Canadians have infiltrated the American political commentaries on the right?

00:05:03.000 I haven't heard of such a thing. 0.98

00:05:04.000 It's ridiculous. 0.84

00:05:05.000 What Canadians have infiltrated the American political commentary on the right? 0.91

00:05:10.000 I haven't heard of such a thing. 0.98

00:05:12.000 It's ridiculous. 0.99

00:05:13.000 Absurd. 0.94

00:05:14.000 I heard someone, I think it was Shuan, Shuan had that tweeted out, the only good thing 1.00

00:05:18.000 about the Freedom Convoy and Justin Trudeau's like overreach of power is now Canadian commentators

00:05:22.000 are finally talking about their own country.

00:05:25.000 Yeah, that's fair.

00:05:27.000 Yes, I'm Lauren Southern, Canadian journalist, filmmaker.

00:05:31.000 Kian and I have actually made a movie together.

00:05:33.000 Yes, which one?

00:05:34.000 The Mass Graves Hoax.

00:05:36.000 Yeah.

00:05:36.000 You should watch it.

00:05:37.000 It's some spicy content.

00:05:39.000 But yeah, I guess Shamus.

00:05:41.000 Throw it over to me.

00:05:42.000 So I'm an American, an actual real American who comments on American politics from the Chicago area back there.

00:05:50.000 So I comment on politics.

00:05:51.000 I do cartoons.

00:05:52.000 If you guys want to check me out at Freedom Tunes, we release animated cartoons every single week, sometimes twice a week.

00:05:57.000 And we're going to have a pretty funny one up about the state of our military in light of the crisis with Ukraine and Russia.

00:06:06.000 I think it's going to be pretty funny.

00:06:07.000 And yeah, I'm here to talk with some friends and some Canadians about Joe Biden.

00:06:14.000 Well, my name is in—Ian is in—I'm going to let that joke drop.

00:06:19.000 Before I toss it over to Liz, I'm going to give you a couple of corrections from yesterday.

00:06:21.000 We mentioned the Gallipoli campaign.

00:06:24.000 England and Australia invaded Gallipoli.

00:06:25.000 I said it was during World War II.

00:06:26.000 Well, they beach-headed on it.

00:06:28.000 It was World War I.

00:06:29.000 And secondly, we're talking about Alexei Vassily Arkhipov.

00:06:33.000 The Russian hero that prevented World War III is one of three commanders in a sub.

00:06:36.000 I said that he got orders to fire nuclear missiles.

00:06:40.000 What actually happened was they were underwater and cut off from, or they didn't have any orders from Moscow.

00:06:45.000 There were depth charges and two of the commanders on the sub wanted to fire nuclear torpedoes.

00:06:49.000 And he said, no, wait for orders from Moscow.

00:06:52.000 Then eventually they came to the surface and realized they weren't at war and that he had prevented what could have been a catastrophe.

00:06:58.000 I'm happy to get that out.

00:06:59.000 And you know what?

00:07:00.000 In the name of correcting potential misinformation, I referenced Men Against Fire last night, which is contested.

00:07:06.000 It's not gospel.

00:07:08.000 Thank you.

00:07:08.000 Just wanted to say that.

00:07:09.000 Are we doing all our fact checks?

00:07:11.000 Lauren, there'd be too much time if you started doing your... We won't have enough time if you start rattling off everything you've gotten wrong.

00:07:17.000 No, I said that the Australian politician didn't say New World Order.

00:07:21.000 She 100% said New World Order.

00:07:22.000 Australian?

00:07:23.000 The Australian health administrator when she was saying that.

00:07:26.000 Oh, that's right.

00:07:27.000 And the Ukrainian member of parliament said we're fighting for the New World Order the other day.

00:07:33.000 We got Lydia pressing buttons. 1.00

00:07:33.000 Very interesting stuff tonight. 1.00

00:07:35.000 Did you press any of the wrong buttons?

00:07:36.000 I have not pressed any of the wrong buttons yet.

00:07:38.000 We'll get there.

00:07:39.000 We have a cool new shot to try out.

00:07:40.000 I'm very excited for it.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, I'm going to crack a window open.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:43.000 So this is our Yeah.

00:07:45.000 Oh, look at this.

00:07:45.000 Look at all this nonsense.

00:07:46.000 There goes Tim walking behind Ian.

00:07:48.000 It's so cool.

00:07:49.000 I look down, right?

00:07:50.000 I'm looking down at who's below me on that.

00:07:51.000 It's like a Brady Bunch.

00:07:52.000 You're looking down at me.

00:07:53.000 That's great.

00:07:54.000 I'm excited.

00:07:54.000 It's going to be fun.

00:07:57.000 All right, Tim's back.

00:07:58.000 What up, bud?

00:07:59.000 So, uh, man, it's a special episode.

00:08:02.000 We're probably gonna go really long hanging out here, so we got a bunch of beers.

00:08:04.000 I think we're gonna need more.

00:08:05.000 Might.

00:08:06.000 I can't, I can't, I almost never drink, so I have like a beer, and I've imagined that's the limit that I'll have is a beer.

00:08:12.000 Yeah, I have a Diet Coke.

00:08:13.000 But I just want to make sure everyone is aware.

00:08:15.000 There's been a bunch of issues with live streams that have, you know, commented on public broadcasts, State of the Union addresses.

00:08:23.000 So I did my due diligence.

00:08:26.000 I contacted YouTube and I said, can we comment on broadcasting the State of the Union address?

00:08:32.000 They said, yes.

00:08:33.000 They've worked really hard to make sure that these false takedowns don't happen.

00:08:37.000 So what will happen is Joe Biden is speaking.

00:08:40.000 But his words are being broadcast on, like, every network.

00:08:43.000 So what happens is the automated system will be like, hey, this sounds like CNN right now, and they'll take people down.

00:08:49.000 We are going to be using the official White House broadcast.

00:08:52.000 We have 50 minutes and 56 seconds until it goes live.

00:08:55.000 And the other thing, just to make sure, is I said we're also going to be playing a drinking game.

00:08:59.000 Where every time Biden does something that we expect him to do, or maybe not, we'll take a drink?

00:09:05.000 Is that allowed on live streams?

00:09:07.000 And I was told definitively, of course, exclamation point.

00:09:12.000 And very cheerfully.

00:09:13.000 So I said, all right.

00:09:14.000 And I'll also mention this.

00:09:16.000 A, we drink responsibly here.

00:09:17.000 I mean, I'll speak for myself.

00:09:18.000 I drink responsibly, despite the stereotyping.

00:09:21.000 Aren't you drinking by heart at all?

00:09:23.000 Stop it.

00:09:24.000 Be quiet.

00:09:24.000 False accusations.

00:09:25.000 We are all out of beer.

00:09:27.000 He's got whiskey.

00:09:28.000 This is coffee.

00:09:29.000 I mean, the Irish.

00:09:30.000 More misinformation from fake news Lauren Southern who makes anything she wants up about American politics because she's Canadian and doesn't have to face the consequences. 1.00

00:09:38.000 I also want to mention, Tim mentioned we have 51 minutes until it starts.

00:09:44.000 Of course, one of the options on our bingo card is starts late.

00:09:49.000 So, it might be longer than 51 minutes.

00:09:51.000 He's going to be late.

00:09:52.000 We're all drinking for that one.

00:09:53.000 I want to point out that Canada is America.

00:09:55.000 North America.

00:09:56.000 That's true.

00:09:57.000 Shout out to Amerigo Vespucci, the Italian discoverer that they named after.

00:10:01.000 He's a mapmaker, right?

00:10:03.000 So here's what mine says.

00:10:05.000 I have one that says, if Joe Biden uses newspeak, like Latinx, I have to drink.

00:10:09.000 Latinx.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, I'm scared.

00:10:11.000 That's a good one.

00:10:11.000 Are they all the same or are they all different?

00:10:13.000 They're supposed to be different.

00:10:13.000 There's like some variation.

00:10:15.000 Some variation?

00:10:15.000 There's inappropriate contact on mine.

00:10:17.000 I'm sure that'll happen.

00:10:18.000 Uses fake words.

00:10:19.000 I'm excited for that.

00:10:20.000 Uses fake words.

00:10:21.000 Fake tough guy schtick. 0.99

00:10:22.000 Racist by accident. 0.99

00:10:23.000 Racist by accident. 0.98

00:10:25.000 Might as well circle that one. 0.98

00:10:27.000 Whispers.

00:10:28.000 Whispers.

00:10:28.000 He'll do that.

00:10:29.000 He'll go, get vaccinated.

00:10:31.000 I don't have a dog in the fight, but if he does walks wrong way, I'm going to be really happy.

00:10:35.000 How many of these should we read out?

00:10:39.000 I mean, I don't want to spoil the jokes, but it's also possible he doesn't do every one of these things.

00:10:43.000 So it's going to be funny too, because we're going to have to judge if something was like adequately racist.

00:10:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:10:49.000 Or accidentally.

00:10:50.000 Well, no.

00:10:51.000 Yeah, I mean, just make it like a real word.

00:10:52.000 No, I mean like, if he says something and we're like, okay, that sounds like it kinda

00:10:57.000 was racist, you know, but what if it's, what if it's a- We're going to give him the benefit of the doubt he would give us if we said something that was essentially extrude is racist.

00:11:07.000 So who, what does the winner get?

00:11:09.000 Inappropriate context.

00:11:10.000 We're going to drink right when it starts.

00:11:12.000 He's going to walk up to Kamala.

00:11:15.000 What does the winner get?

00:11:16.000 The winner gets your abacus.

00:11:17.000 I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

00:11:19.000 I have to win at that point.

00:11:20.000 Yeah, you do.

00:11:21.000 Okay.

00:11:21.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:11:22.000 Uh, only Democrats clap.

00:11:26.000 That's going to keep happening.

00:11:27.000 Yeah, it's gonna happen multiple times.

00:11:28.000 Well, we'll see, Tim.

00:11:29.000 You actually don't know.

00:11:29.000 What if he doesn't do any of these things?

00:11:31.000 It's his best speech ever.

00:11:32.000 He goes out, he's like, My fellow Americans, I say, on the dawn of a potential third world war, we must come together as a nation.

00:11:39.000 And we're like, what's going on?

00:11:40.000 He forgets what he's saying.

00:11:43.000 Seconds of silence.

00:11:43.000 So he's gonna be like, my fellow Americans, we stand on the precipice of a great world war.

00:11:49.000 World War III between, uh... Ukringas. 0.99

00:11:53.000 Between Ukringas.

00:11:55.000 Corn pop.

00:11:57.000 Corn pop.

00:11:58.000 I actually suggested when we were making this that we include saying corn pop.

00:12:02.000 But I was like, we should have like wager bingo spots where it's leveraged.

00:12:06.000 So like, because the likelihood of him saying corn pop is like 0.01%, you gotta like chug your whole beer if he says it.

00:12:12.000 Oh snap, yeah.

00:12:13.000 Okay, corn pop or malarkey.

00:12:15.000 We have to chug our beers.

00:12:16.000 Malarkey.

00:12:16.000 If he says the words malarkey, I'm gonna lose my mind.

00:12:18.000 I'm writing this down.

00:12:19.000 And he has on it.

00:12:22.000 I'm really enjoying this because the story we have to talk about right now is that Belarus... I'm using the Daily Beast because I love it.

00:12:30.000 They say Belarus issues dire World War III warning as it gets ready to send troops to Ukraine.

00:12:35.000 They've also approved Russia staging nuclear weapons in Belarusian borders.

00:12:40.000 Ukraine has said they've already invaded.

00:12:42.000 You've got a Ukrainian journalist in Poland telling Boris from the UKPM, That World War 3 has already started and NATO needs to intervene with a no-fly zone.

00:12:54.000 And I'm sitting here like, this is like the most serious news I think I've ever experienced in my adult life.

00:12:59.000 I don't know if any... I guess, you know, look, with Iraq, Afghanistan, and those wars...

00:13:05.000 I wasn't really worried they were going to nuke us or send, you know, wave after wave of their own men. 0.57

00:13:10.000 You know what though?

00:13:10.000 They said they could because that was the whole thing.

00:13:12.000 They talked about WMDs and they're saying we have to go over there because we don't want to find out it's too late after they already nuked us.

00:13:18.000 And then it's funny because even though they made up all these lies about how Saddam was close to getting a nuke and how that was a WMD, they said, well, we weren't lying about weapons of mass destruction because there were chemical weapons there that can be considered WMDs.

00:13:29.000 Yeah, I think there were.

00:13:30.000 I mean, we... Yeah, yes, but that's different from nuclear weaponry.

00:13:33.000 Obviously, when they were saying weapons of mass destruction, in the minds of the public, that construed an image of nuclear weapons.

00:13:38.000 And then they said, oh, of course there were WMDs!

00:13:40.000 So let's just put layer upon layer on this one.

00:13:43.000 So we got all this stuff happening.

00:13:45.000 And I'm like, OK, it's kind of freaking out, you know, kind of freaking me out.

00:13:47.000 But, you know, we can all laugh here and make fun of Joe Biden.

00:13:50.000 And, you know, if there's one thing Joe Biden's done is he's made us all laugh.

00:13:54.000 That's true.

00:13:54.000 It's probably something.

00:13:55.000 That's the thing about Joe Biden.

00:13:56.000 I said this as soon as he got elected.

00:13:57.000 Finally, a president who can't disappoint me.

00:14:00.000 There's no possible way that's a good and you know, he makes us laugh every now and again.

00:14:05.000 It's true.

00:14:05.000 It's true And so yeah horrible situation going on over there.

00:14:08.000 We don't want to make light of it It is frightening in many ways but one of the purposes of comedy is to be able to get people to to Keep their spirits up through difficult times.

00:14:19.000 So there's another thing that happened on TV.

00:14:22.000 The president of Belarus, Lukashenko, was pointing to a map that showed

00:14:28.000 what appeared to be the Russian military plan from Russia and Belarus into Ukraine,

00:14:33.000 but there were several attack points drawn on the map that haven't happened.

00:14:37.000 And so of course, a lot, many in the media are saying haven't happened yet,

00:14:41.000 as if it's, you know, the actual plan that Russia has.

00:14:45.000 And now if that's true, and I don't know why it would be, I don't know what that map is.

00:14:48.000 It shows, I think, four accurate attack factors that have already occurred, as well as several others, that make people think they might occur, because some are, like, right after Kharkiv, there's, like, another attack movement.

00:14:59.000 Is the implication that there's, like, some planning, or that that's just their guess?

00:15:02.000 The implication... Well, I don't know why the president of Belarus put the map up.

00:15:06.000 Like, he was explaining, like, here's what's happening.

00:15:08.000 But the implication is that, what they're saying, Belarus, an ally of Russia, they know what the military plan is, And they've effectively shown the next move will be to move into Odessa and then into Moldova.

00:15:20.000 Or they could be fake plans.

00:15:21.000 Yeah, right.

00:15:22.000 But if it is, it could be fake.

00:15:25.000 The scary thing is, and maybe this is just him trying to freak people out, trying to fog of war, you know, confuse people.

00:15:31.000 false orders or like psychological manipulation.

00:15:34.000 This implies Russia will invade another country. 0.62

00:15:37.000 Notably the disputed territories Transnistria, which has already got Russian troops there,

00:15:41.000 which could be then used by Russia as a staging ground to bypass Ukrainian defenses and then

00:15:45.000 move to the southwest of the country.

00:15:48.000 It might still remain just a Ukraine thing, but you've also got Kaliningrad.

00:15:53.000 There's a lot of crazy stuff here, man.

00:15:54.000 So, I don't know.

00:15:56.000 At a glance, the red lines on this, I mean, this is like a Daily Mail article I'm looking at, and I haven't investigated the map, but maybe those are red lines indicating where infiltration has already taken place, like where there's Russian special forces awaiting action, because they said Moldova's already infiltrated.

00:16:11.000 Crimea was already infiltrated, obviously.

00:16:12.000 And it looks like a lot of parts of Ukraine had already been infiltrated on the map, maybe.

00:16:16.000 I don't know.

00:16:17.000 But I would imagine more that it's a battle map or a fake battle map.

00:16:21.000 Yeah, I mean to what Tim was saying about the fact that there are certain places where they're saying they're going to attack They could they couldn't I have absolutely no idea.

00:16:27.000 I will say this we should we should Believe the media about as much as we would if they were reporting on anything else.

00:16:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:35.000 Yeah, I tweeted I love this whenever anything in the media happens.

00:16:37.000 I'm just gonna call them the people who believe Jesse Smollett No, exactly.

00:16:40.000 Exactly.

00:16:40.000 You know, during COVID, I was like, the people who believe Jesse Smollett are lecturing me on COVID.

00:16:44.000 And then I tweeted, and I got like 3,000 retweets.

00:16:46.000 Then I tweeted the other day, or maybe this morning, the people who believe Jesse Smollett are lecturing me on Ukraine.

00:16:51.000 And it got like thousands of retweets.

00:16:53.000 It's true.

00:16:53.000 Fantastic.

00:16:53.000 No, it's true.

00:16:54.000 Yeah.

00:16:54.000 And you're from MAGA country, dude.

00:16:56.000 I want to clear this up.

00:16:57.000 I saw you on Twitter trending, and that was awesome.

00:17:00.000 And then I found out it's because you said, I don't like appeals to emotion.

00:17:03.000 Is that what it is?

00:17:03.000 Appeal to emotion?

00:17:04.000 It's a type of argument, an ad homonym, or an ad emotion on the attack or something?

00:17:08.000 It's an appeal to emotion.

00:17:09.000 So there, you know, so I was trending for that.

00:17:11.000 And they're trying, first, they got it wrong.

00:17:14.000 There's a video clip of Zelensky talking about, you know, civilians dying.

00:17:18.000 But the translator is crying as he's saying it.

00:17:21.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:17:22.000 The propaganda.

00:17:24.000 So that was the news story that went viral.

00:17:25.000 Appeal to emotion.

00:17:26.000 What you were talking about is a logical fallacy characterized by the manipulation of the recipient's emotions in order to win an argument.

00:17:31.000 So I understand your point.

00:17:32.000 The idea here is that they're playing this video clip of Zelensky being like, children are dying and civilians are under attack.

00:17:41.000 And the translator is going, We must fight for our children's freedom.

00:17:47.000 And I'm just like, that person should be fired.

00:17:50.000 No, no joke.

00:17:51.000 That person should be, should be maybe not fired.

00:17:53.000 That's a little harsh.

00:17:54.000 They should be, well, if I were the boss and we were doing a live translation broadcast, I'd go up to the guy and I'd be like, let's, let's get you in here, man.

00:18:02.000 Get you a cup of coffee.

00:18:02.000 Why don't you have a seat, breathe a little bit.

00:18:04.000 And we'll get someone in here who can handle, you know, no disrespect.

00:18:07.000 This is the translator.

00:18:08.000 Because I've seen this so it's funny the trending you're talking about I actually I follow a bunch of lefty accounts to get their side of things and I saw your tweet screenshot it like four times before I even saw your original tweet and this comment was from a bigger account saying the thing that really pisses me off about this war is the leader of the country being invaded saying he thinks it's bad that kids are being killed.

00:18:31.000 So that's what they're suggesting you're saying, right?

00:18:33.000 Well, I don't care about those people.

00:18:35.000 So they didn't watch the video in the original?

00:18:38.000 Of course.

00:18:39.000 And they did that on purpose.

00:18:41.000 Because if you actually watched the video, you'd be like, oh, it's not the president who's talking because I don't understand Ukrainian.

00:18:48.000 It's an EU translator who's crying as he's talking.

00:18:51.000 And so my point is, What they're trying to do with a lot of this propaganda is appeal to your emotions to get you to join a war effort.

00:18:59.000 Yes.

00:18:59.000 Of course the zealot pro-war lunatics are going to come after me for whatever I tweet.

00:19:04.000 I tweeted a very obvious joke.

00:19:07.000 I mean, of anyone who's smart enough to understand.

00:19:09.000 It's Zelensky doing the red salute, and I actually want to do it. 0.99

00:19:13.000 But the communist salute.

00:19:14.000 And I said, you know, I said, whoa, the president of Ukraine just did the communist salute.

00:19:20.000 Or maybe he's supporting Black Lives Matter.

00:19:22.000 I can't tell if he's supporting communism or critical race theory.

00:19:25.000 Like, duh.

00:19:27.000 And so Ethan Klein of H3 was like, he's actually trying to claim that Ukraine's president is a communist because he's using the international sign of resistance or whatever.

00:19:37.000 And my response was, you're gonna love this.

00:19:39.000 It was a great response.

00:19:40.000 I said, thanks, Ethan, big fan.

00:19:43.000 I don't care. I whatever man. So yes, it is actually a big fan. Can you believe that? No, could you believe it?

00:19:49.000 You know, well, here's what I'm thinking somebody some some people actually responded to the left accurately on this

00:19:54.000 and they were like Someone said it's a joke chill

00:19:59.000 And they're like, well, I can't tell it's a joke and so he needs to blah, blah, blah.

00:20:02.000 And then someone responded, Tim believes that taking Twitter seriously and engaging with people is ineffective and it's healthier just to treat it all like it's unserious and a big joke.

00:20:15.000 And that's fairly accurate.

00:20:17.000 It might as well be, because even the serious accounts that are verified, the mainstream media, they're just being serious but spreading misinformation as well.

00:20:24.000 So if you take it seriously, you're almost in a worse position if you take everything you read on Twitter seriously.

00:20:29.000 I've said this before, Twitter's a terrible website.

00:20:31.000 When you are having a good day on Twitter, it's because you said something mean to someone and everyone thinks you're funny.

00:20:37.000 When you're having a bad day on Twitter, it's because someone said something mean to you and everyone thinks that's funny.

00:20:41.000 That's what the website's for, just being cruel.

00:20:43.000 I tweeted out, deter sarcasm, speak with honesty because emotions, people are bouncing on a needle's point about to lose it.

00:20:49.000 I tweeted that out because I keep seeing, a lot of people I follow on Twitter are joking right now, like being sarcastic and it's not translating in text.

00:20:55.000 It's confusing people.

00:20:56.000 Did you see the girl that did the poem to Putin?

00:20:59.000 Oh yeah.

00:20:59.000 Or she was like, if I were Putin's mother, I would have held you, if I was your mother, I would have held you tight, Putin.

00:21:05.000 You would have had mommy milkies, it would have been all okay.

00:21:07.000 Mommy milkies? 0.99

00:21:08.000 What does that mean?

00:21:11.000 That is not family-friendly.

00:21:13.000 She got absolutely, like, obliterated.

00:21:16.000 I kind of feel bad for her.

00:21:17.000 Was she serious?

00:21:18.000 She was being serious, but she was trying to be, like, artistic.

00:21:20.000 And, like, she actually is, like, a good soul.

00:21:22.000 You can tell she's trying to be nice, but it doesn't work on Twitter.

00:21:25.000 This website is for emotionally destroying each other.

00:21:29.000 That is, like, the ultimate, I can fix him.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, it really is.

00:21:33.000 I can fix Putin!

00:21:37.000 You know what they don't like about me on Twitter is that, you're right, it's for emotionally destroying people.

00:21:42.000 And they have no power over me.

00:21:44.000 So someone tweeted at me an image of the NPC meme, but it's me wearing the baseball tee and the beanie.

00:21:51.000 And so I posted on Instagram because I think it's funny.

00:21:53.000 And there's a bunch of funny ones.

00:21:54.000 There's one where it's me, but my head's a blimp and it's got a beanie on.

00:21:58.000 So it's like I'm in a hot air balloon of my own brain.

00:22:02.000 Yes.

00:22:02.000 Oh, cool.

00:22:02.000 with a basket that I'm standing in and a little beanie on top.

00:22:05.000 And I'm like, I think that's great.

00:22:07.000 My favorite, though, was the Patriots.win, formerly the Donald, have been making all of these really funny anti,

00:22:15.000 like these memes about the propaganda coming out of Ukraine.

00:22:18.000 So like the ghost of Kiev and like.

00:22:22.000 So they've been like, the cuck of Kiev is Mitt Romney or whatever.

00:22:25.000 But they made one where it was like, this is the fence sitter of Kiev.

00:22:29.000 His sitting on the fence has held the Russian forces at bay and they superimposed my face over some Ukrainian soldier.

00:22:36.000 And then in the comments, they were like, I hope Tim sees this because he's going to laugh.

00:22:40.000 And then I put, you know, I can't confirm.

00:22:41.000 True.

00:22:42.000 I'm like, dude, that's the thing.

00:22:45.000 I'll go on Twitter and they can say literally anything.

00:22:49.000 When Ethan Klein tweeted at me, what am I supposed to do?

00:22:52.000 What is any regular person supposed to do when someone's just making up stuff or insulting you or doesn't care?

00:22:57.000 You're supposed to drop your jaw and stutter and not have...

00:23:01.000 Because you just got owned.

00:23:02.000 That's what's supposed to happen.

00:23:03.000 Sometimes people retweet the one that they have issues with and then explain why it's wrong.

00:23:08.000 I didn't like that because then you're retweeting the person you disagree with.

00:23:11.000 I'd rather just ignore it.

00:23:11.000 He just retweeted it with ha ha ha.

00:23:13.000 There's that great anecdote where it's like if you get in the ring with them, someone who's just trying to pull you down, it's like you're getting in the mud pit with the pigs. 0.98

00:23:23.000 You just get dirty and the pigs just get happy. 0.96

00:23:25.000 Whereas you're kind of standing on the sideline. 1.00

00:23:27.000 Have fun, pigs. 0.99

00:23:28.000 I like you. 0.97

00:23:29.000 Enjoy your time.

00:23:29.000 You know what I'm going to do next time?

00:23:31.000 You know what I should have tweeted?

00:23:32.000 Because I'm thinking, like, I obviously can't respond with, like, here's my actual argument, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Like, that's stupid. 1.00

00:23:37.000 Nobody cares. 0.99

00:23:38.000 So I just said, thanks, Ethan.

00:23:39.000 Big fan.

00:23:39.000 Because, like, I'm trending now thanks to him.

00:23:41.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:41.000 There you go.

00:23:42.000 I think next time I'll just put, I'm sorry.

00:23:44.000 That's it.

00:23:46.000 I publicly apologize.

00:23:47.000 Have me on your podcast Ian.

00:23:49.000 I wouldn't say that.

00:23:51.000 No, but like the point of the apology is they would be like, is he being serious?

00:23:54.000 Do you think you could hashtag I'm sorry to trend?

00:23:56.000 I apologize for being wrong.

00:24:01.000 Do a public apology and then plug Raid Shadow Legends or something halfway through your public apology.

00:24:08.000 They reached out to sponsor me and then they looked at my channel and they were like, we made a mistake.

00:24:13.000 That was an accidental email.

00:24:16.000 There's a hilarious meme of Putin.

00:24:19.000 It was obviously a fake translation of him speaking in Russian, and it just was a long troll into saying that his invasion of Ukraine was just a hilarious advertisement for Raid Shadow Legends.

00:24:29.000 Oh, I saw that.

00:24:31.000 That's awesome.

00:24:31.000 It's him talking, and there's like text, and he's like, I did all of this to generate massive global attention for a very important issue.

00:24:39.000 Raid Shadow Legends, available now.

00:24:42.000 We did it.

00:24:43.000 We had a joke, Seamus.

00:24:43.000 I don't know if you have it.

00:24:46.000 The Fauci YouTube one, should we mention?

00:24:48.000 No, no, we can't say that one.

00:24:51.000 That was a good one.

00:24:51.000 Or the one where he's just trying to follow up with Zelensky on his taxes or something.

00:24:56.000 What?

00:24:57.000 What happened?

00:24:58.000 So Tim and I wrote some, we did some funny improv, some funny jokes, which is going to be for my supporters behind the paywall, because it would absolutely get us deleted from YouTube forever.

00:25:07.000 I got it.

00:25:08.000 All right, guys.

00:25:08.000 You can't do that to people.

00:25:10.000 Yes, I can.

00:25:11.000 I absolutely can.

00:25:13.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a very important fact check for you from Politifact.

00:25:19.000 You see, Maria Bartiromo, how could she?

00:25:23.000 She said, Who does she think she is? 1.00

00:25:27.000 Mostly false.

00:25:28.000 That's mostly false.

00:25:29.000 Mostly false.

00:25:30.000 PolitiFact clarifies the U.S.

00:25:31.000 did not double oil imports from Russia in the last year.

00:25:35.000 What actually happened was, according to PolitiFact, the U.S.

00:25:38.000 did double the amount of crude oil imports from Russia last year.

00:25:40.000 It says both of those things in the same article.

00:25:43.000 They meant mostly false like mostly peaceful.

00:25:46.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:25:47.000 I actually, I have to interrupt.

00:25:49.000 I hate to do this, but the crude oil is one type of various types of oil imported to the U.S.

00:25:55.000 And?

00:25:56.000 So we doubled one type, not oil in general.

00:25:59.000 Oh.

00:25:59.000 But she didn't even, Maria Bartiromo didn't even say oil.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, no, it was terribly written.

00:26:03.000 Terribly written.

00:26:04.000 Why is oil in parentheses?

00:26:07.000 When Maria was talking, she's talking with Jesse Waters, I believe.

00:26:10.000 She said, we have doubled our imports from Russia in the last year, referring to generally just oil.

00:26:15.000 Well, that's supposed to be in brackets, not in parentheses.

00:26:17.000 It is.

00:26:17.000 The point is, her statement is correct.

00:26:21.000 She wasn't speaking very specifically and absolutely.

00:26:24.000 She was saying, here's one particular issue.

00:26:26.000 If she was referring to crude oil, it's absolutely correct.

00:26:29.000 But of course, the fact check just assumes.

00:26:31.000 Yeah, why didn't they put crude?

00:26:33.000 Look at this.

00:26:34.000 They added the word oil to her quote.

00:26:36.000 She did not say that.

00:26:37.000 To make her wrong.

00:26:37.000 And here's the thing, too, with the mostly false, you could put That can go either way.

00:26:41.000 You can say mostly false or mostly true.

00:26:43.000 It could be mostly true.

00:26:45.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:26:47.000 They're using it the way they use mostly peaceful.

00:26:49.000 Mostly is a magic word.

00:26:50.000 The word maybe means the same thing as maybe not.

00:26:53.000 It has the exact same meaning.

00:26:55.000 It's so blatant to the mainstream media and these fact checkers.

00:26:58.000 They're trying to pretend like, and they did this in Canada as well, you know, when you buy oil from the Russian regime, you're directly Sponsoring their war effort.

00:27:07.000 You're paying for it.

00:27:07.000 And these mainstream media journalists are just so desperate to make it, to gaslight Canadians and Americans into thinking that that's not- Gaslight.

00:27:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:15.000 Yeah.

00:27:15.000 He's a bud.

00:27:16.000 Completely intentional.

00:27:17.000 Yeah.

00:27:18.000 Into thinking that that's not what is happening.

00:27:21.000 Because they want to draw your attention away from Keystone XL.

00:27:24.000 This like obvious policy decision that should be reversed.

00:27:28.000 It never should have been cancelled in the first place.

00:27:30.000 But the mainstream media, they're just breathless in their support for the Russian regime.

00:27:34.000 Was the support for Keystone really, really powerful, and then the Americans wanted it shut down, or did everybody...?

00:27:39.000 It depends where you were.

00:27:41.000 In, like, Alberta, it was super, like, super supportive.

00:27:45.000 Western Canada, generally, was hugely supportive of this.

00:27:49.000 Sorry, Ian, we don't ask the Canadians about Canada, we ask them about America.

00:27:52.000 Yeah, I want the outside perspective, right?

00:27:54.000 But no, continue, please.

00:27:55.000 So, I mean, lots of Canadians wanted it.

00:27:57.000 There was no Canadians really saying we shouldn't do it.

00:28:01.000 opposition was American leftists and frankly foreign-funded activists in Canada because you, Americans, fund eco-radicals in Canada.

00:28:11.000 But Kian, you should mention- We fund you guys too!

00:28:13.000 What are you talking about?

00:28:14.000 You should mention that those radical activists held and like blocked the pipeline for years and they had to go through the legal court process to get them arrested, get them taken away, and so people talk about the Ottawa They were there for two weeks, and it was hurting industry.

00:28:31.000 The people blocking the pipeline have been there for years, and they still went through the proper process.

00:28:35.000 Total double standard when it comes to blocking infrastructure.

00:28:37.000 No, no, no, come on.

00:28:38.000 Be honest, guys.

00:28:38.000 They weren't honking horns.

00:28:41.000 No, they just killed, like, what?

00:28:42.000 Did they kill an RCMP officer?

00:28:44.000 No, they attacked him.

00:28:45.000 Actually, so this was a different pipeline.

00:28:46.000 This was a pipeline heading westbound up in northern BC, but as the truckers were Occupying, as some people are saying, but basically protesting in Ottawa and honking a lot.

00:28:56.000 There was an actual terrorist attack in northern British Columbia for this coastal gasoline pipeline that was going to carry liquefied natural gas.

00:29:07.000 They actually, a bunch of camouflaged men, radical indigenous eco-radicals funded by Americans, came into this site and trashed a bunch of vehicles, burnt things, with hatchets, tomahawks, the whole shebang.

00:29:21.000 Millions of dollars in damage.

00:29:22.000 But you can't compare that to honking.

00:29:25.000 I mean, people's ears were hurting.

00:29:27.000 Have you seen the article about the phantom honking?

00:29:29.000 Tell me about it.

00:29:30.000 I like the ringing.

00:29:32.000 Tell me about it.

00:29:33.000 Apparently it's people hearing honking after there's no honking.

00:29:40.000 Maybe the trucks are just gone, but people are like actually honking their horns because that's what cars do and they're like, I can still hear them!

00:29:46.000 I have PTSD from the convoy!

00:29:48.000 You know, what you need to understand is that these people probably do have PTSD and here's the issue.

00:29:54.000 If you are a soft pink mass of cookie dough that has never experienced any hardship and you grow up that way and your entire worldview is based on living in a padded room of pastel colors and sing-alongs and Harry Potter and Star Wars, Then when someone walks in and yells at you, it's traumatizing to you.

00:30:18.000 So I'm half kidding, but for these people who have been pampered, urban, elite types, or not even elite types, but they lack any kind of hard experience, hearing those constant honkings is stressing them out.

00:30:34.000 Because it does two things.

00:30:35.000 The first is the...

00:30:37.000 Physical agitation of constantly hearing the honking.

00:30:39.000 I don't mean any kind of violence, but like its presence is physical to them.

00:30:43.000 But also the psychological impact of them being potentially wrong.

00:30:47.000 These are people who are desperate to fit in.

00:30:50.000 And all of a sudden there's a big popular movement outside and they're all cheering and dancing and screaming and you're not a part of it.

00:30:56.000 They seek refuge online, where people are like, don't worry, we hate them too.

00:31:00.000 You're one of us.

00:31:01.000 And that makes them feel better in their anger.

00:31:04.000 So yeah, some kind of trauma, I suppose.

00:31:06.000 And now, yeah, people are probably honking their horns, and as soon as they do, someone probably screams and freaks out.

00:31:11.000 It's happening every weekend.

00:31:13.000 I don't think people realize.

00:31:14.000 Even when I was going to the airport in Canada, there were still people on every bridge.

00:31:18.000 Everyone has Canadian flags on their cars.

00:31:20.000 I never realized how many people thought like me until this whole thing.

00:31:24.000 I didn't realize that many Canadian flags were sold.

00:31:26.000 It looked like 4th of July in Canada.

00:31:28.000 The Canadian flag has become like the American flag.

00:31:31.000 It's a symbol of patriotism.

00:31:34.000 You guys have a maple leaf on your flag.

00:31:36.000 Tim, are you about to make fun of our maple leaf?

00:31:39.000 I was going to say it's very cute.

00:31:40.000 I'm into it.

00:31:41.000 Ben Franklin wanted the turkey.

00:31:44.000 We used to have a nice flag, but the Liberals changed it.

00:31:48.000 The Liberals created this maple leaf flag.

00:31:51.000 What was it before the maple leaf?

00:31:53.000 It was the Red Ensign.

00:31:54.000 And it was a beautiful flag.

00:31:56.000 I encourage you to look it up.

00:31:57.000 Can I look it up?

00:31:58.000 Canadian Red Ensign.

00:31:59.000 Beautiful flag.

00:32:00.000 But then the Liberals, they took everything that was good about our country.

00:32:03.000 Oh wow.

00:32:04.000 That's cool.

00:32:05.000 It was a nice flag, yeah.

00:32:06.000 Interesting.

00:32:07.000 That's way better than a maple leaf.

00:32:08.000 That was our flag through World War I, World War II.

00:32:11.000 Well, the crest was a little bit different.

00:32:12.000 It changed over time, but that was the most recent version of the flag.

00:32:15.000 They're the leaves.

00:32:16.000 Now they're very small.

00:32:17.000 Is this one it?

00:32:17.000 Dude, how long until they put a maple leaf on our flag?

00:32:19.000 This is the first one?

00:32:20.000 I like the maple leaf, but I want more color.

00:32:22.000 That was the one they fought in under World War II, I think.

00:32:25.000 Or, sorry, World War I.

00:32:26.000 Look at this amazing Canadian flag.

00:32:29.000 You know how much more respect Canada would get if that was still your flag?

00:32:32.000 All the people that say Canada is not part of the British Empire, check please.

00:32:36.000 Can you guys tell me, do a little bit of disciplining?

00:32:38.000 You know what, let's not make it, let's leaf them alone.

00:32:40.000 Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.

00:32:42.000 This is legit, you said, this is it?

00:32:43.000 Yeah.

00:32:43.000 I mean, this is from Wikimedia.

00:32:45.000 Look at this.

00:32:45.000 Not only does it have the Union Jack, which is the United Kingdom, it's got a crown, it's got a bison, I believe, a fish, but also a wreath of maple leaves.

00:32:55.000 Beautiful.

00:32:56.000 I've heard the three, I've heard the three leaves, this could be, I could be making this up, but I heard that it represents like the three different populations in Canada, like the English, the French, and the Indigenous.

00:33:05.000 Cool.

00:33:05.000 Nice.

00:33:06.000 I like that.

00:33:07.000 So within that little crest, the three there.

00:33:10.000 There's two of them.

00:33:11.000 So these are a lot of local like communities that were merged.

00:33:13.000 These were all like the different parts of Canada.

00:33:16.000 So cool.

00:33:17.000 Like New Brunswick and all that.

00:33:18.000 I like the thistles.

00:33:19.000 So, that crest has generally changed.

00:33:23.000 When did they decide to ruin your country?

00:33:25.000 Wasn't that long ago?

00:33:26.000 Yeah, it was actually quite recent.

00:33:28.000 Like, I think maybe in the 60s?

00:33:29.000 That was my thought too, but I don't want to spread it more fake news.

00:33:33.000 I said an RCMP officer was killed by those protesters.

00:33:35.000 I just want to clarify, they just, like, threw bombs at him or something.

00:33:38.000 And he was severely injured.

00:33:39.000 There must have been.

00:33:41.000 Considering what the stereotype of Canadians being like very polite, you know, I guess in the 60s they had this like very powerful flag and there was some Canadian guy who was just like, I don't think we should be so violent, you know?

00:33:53.000 Let's change that flag.

00:33:54.000 This might be like esoteric Canadian politics, but I'm from the West, from Alberta.

00:34:00.000 I'm an Albertan separatist actually.

00:34:04.000 It's frustrating about that flag because that's the maple leaf and there's no maple trees west of like Manitoba, right?

00:34:09.000 So these like Eastern elitists came and said, yeah, let's put the maple leaf on the flag because that represents Canada.

00:34:15.000 But really that's just the Laurentian understanding of Canada.

00:34:18.000 These like Eastern, like Trudeau, all of these Eastern liberals have decided to sort of usurp the understanding of Canada and replaced the Union Jack and all of those, that beautiful crest that obviously represented every part of Canada.

00:34:32.000 And then said, nah, we just want to use a leaf from a tree that only exists in Quebec. 0.92

00:34:36.000 You know, I actually really like that this happened to the flag because it's such a simple and concise way to explain how they made everything dumb and horrible in Canada.

00:34:45.000 You're like, okay, well, in this timeframe, they took this out, they removed all the people who live in this part of the country, And now it's just like this elitist, oversimplified, kind of like a globalist flag.

00:34:54.000 They did the modern corporate art to our flag.

00:34:57.000 Oh my gosh!

00:34:58.000 It's a modern logo.

00:34:59.000 I mean, how long before that was in America?

00:35:01.000 Like, these 13 stripes represent 13 slave colonies.

00:35:04.000 We need to change this flag altogether, just to start.

00:35:07.000 What would it be like the McDonald's Golden Arches or something?

00:35:09.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:35:10.000 Something corporate?

00:35:11.000 Yeah, yeah, 100% no.

00:35:12.000 It'd just be like the star by itself maybe or I don't know.

00:35:15.000 A single star.

00:35:15.000 They changed it, yeah.

00:35:16.000 That's disturbing.

00:35:17.000 Like, identical to the Canadian flag.

00:35:19.000 It'll just say BLM.

00:35:22.000 I don't know who to ask, but if we could make the Canadian flag, if you could add more color, I'd be down.

00:35:26.000 Like a psychedelic flag would be neat.

00:35:28.000 I don't think Canada's gonna make a psychedelic flag for their country.

00:35:30.000 No, probably not.

00:35:30.000 But like a blue, red, white, and blue is a little cliche.

00:35:32.000 What if we added stripes, horizontal stripes, and then we did like a rainbow?

00:35:37.000 They've done that.

00:35:39.000 That actual flag has flown on Parliament Hill.

00:35:42.000 What do you guys think about symbology in general and flags?

00:35:45.000 Because I personally burn the flag, I don't care.

00:35:48.000 Have you ever watched Boondock Saints?

00:35:50.000 I think once, yeah.

00:35:51.000 Has anybody here watched Boondock Saints?

00:35:53.000 It was a cool cartoon.

00:35:54.000 Willem Dafoe, when the cop is like, symbology, and he goes, symbolism!

00:35:59.000 Okay, I'm making up words because I'm English.

00:36:01.000 That's what Joe Biden is going to do tonight.

00:36:05.000 Yeah, symbology is a thing.

00:36:06.000 I don't know.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, it's a thing.

00:36:07.000 But that's like the study of symbols, isn't it?

00:36:08.000 Exactly, the study of symbols.

00:36:10.000 Right.

00:36:10.000 In general, do you think that it's, because I find it's kind of like cult worship, like everyone worship me because I have the icon now, and I'm the one that has the badge.

00:36:21.000 Burn the flag if you want to burn the flag.

00:36:23.000 A flag is in the eye of the beholder, right?

00:36:26.000 It means to people something, obviously.

00:36:29.000 It means something different to everyone who sees it.

00:36:30.000 When I see that Canadian, we call it the maple rag in Alberta, it brings on ideas of Eastern oppression, just like you guys probably would have felt, Americans, back in 1770, whatever the heck it was, when you guys threw the tea in the harbor and decided to become a bunch of traitors. 1773? 0.53

00:36:49.000 You can go back, sir!

00:36:52.000 You can go right back out there to Canada!

00:36:56.000 Being from Alberta, does it feel like the big cities of Canada are ripping you guys off?

00:37:00.000 Yeah, oh absolutely, because they tell us we can't have pipelines, they tell us we have to shut down our oil and gas industry, they force weird taxes on us that make us pay for social programs in Quebec, which are ridiculous when it comes to managing their budget.

00:37:16.000 So we fund their social programs.

00:37:18.000 They go deeper into debt and we have to pay for it.

00:37:20.000 So before we move on, I just have to ask, are you guys kind of feeling the national divorce thing in Canada as well?

00:37:25.000 It's been going on for a while.

00:37:27.000 Trudeau and Biden as well.

00:37:29.000 It's mirroring on both sides of the border.

00:37:31.000 They're both saying that, oh, you know, we're the most united we've ever been.

00:37:34.000 Oh are we? And that's obviously not the case in Canada and I think I assume the United States.

00:37:39.000 I would agree that the free spot on the bingo. I mean Biden and Trudeau are probably more united

00:37:43.000 than ever before but the people of their country are not.

00:37:46.000 United under Klaus Schwab. Yes exactly.

00:37:49.000 Love that guy. He's great. So come on man.

00:37:52.000 One guest was saying that Canada has actually had very serious points of, you know, near, I don't know about total collapse, but like breaking apart in like the 80s and the 90s.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, Quebec, it was like 49%, 51%, wasn't it?

00:38:03.000 For secession for the Quebecois people.

00:38:06.000 It was a couple thousand votes.

00:38:07.000 It was very tight.

00:38:09.000 And that would have made them an independent nation?

00:38:11.000 Yeah, and they are very culturally different.

00:38:13.000 Like if you go to Quebec, literally it feels like Europe to some extent.

00:38:16.000 They're like France's mentally challenged cousin. 1.00

00:38:20.000 But isn't Montreal in Quebec? 0.88

00:38:22.000 Because I speak English.

00:38:23.000 So Montreal is fairly like half and half though, like half kind of French but kind of English.

00:38:28.000 But like Quebec City, isn't it like all French?

00:38:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:31.000 But they're also very conservative.

00:38:33.000 That's the thing, I'm having so much trouble because when you go to Quebec and you don't speak French, they're like horrible to you.

00:38:38.000 But then all of the cool politicians are coming from there now, because they've got that sense of nationalism, like Pierre Polivier.

00:38:43.000 Maxime Bernier.

00:38:44.000 Pierre actually is from Calgary, just like Ted Cruz.

00:38:46.000 Is he?

00:38:47.000 I just got a French name, so I'm just discriminating.

00:38:50.000 If they were to, if Quebec did secede, would they be then with the British?

00:38:54.000 Because I'm a little, it's fuzzy about the connection between Canada and the British Empire.

00:38:57.000 I know it's part of the Commonwealth.

00:38:58.000 I believe it's part of the Commonwealth.

00:38:59.000 We're part of the Commonwealth.

00:39:00.000 And then so if Quebec was to secede, would it still be part of the Commonwealth?

00:39:03.000 No, they do not want to be a part of the Commonwealth.

00:39:04.000 And then would the British like just send in the Royal, you know, the Canadian Mountain Police or whatever and come and be like, oh, the King says.

00:39:11.000 There was a Supreme Court ruling that like the Clarity Act is what it was called and it allowed for any place in Canada basically to separate if there was a clear margin and a clear question when it came to secession and It's a big question whether or not Quebec would have met that if they were over 50% or not, but at the end of the day, they weren't.

00:39:28.000 They were at 49%, so nobody really knows.

00:39:31.000 But if they were, you know, say 60% of them voted to leave, there's a Supreme Court ruling that says we can do it.

00:39:36.000 49%.

00:39:37.000 Oh, they needed 60?

00:39:39.000 Well, they needed more than 50 at least.

00:39:41.000 And they got 49.

00:39:42.000 Wow.

00:39:43.000 What a weird, strange, dark coincidence.

00:39:46.000 Let's talk about what's going on here in the U.S.

00:39:48.000 Before we do, I want to give a shout-out to, because it's a special episode, TimCast.com.

00:39:52.000 If you guys haven't already, we've got a team of journalists.

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00:40:01.000 I don't think we're gonna have a member segment tonight, because we're probably gonna do this show long, because I imagine the State of the Union will be a bit of time, but if you want to keep the show going, you want to support our journalists, signing up at TimCast.com.

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00:40:18.000 Talked about Flat Earth for some reason.

00:40:20.000 So good. 0.94

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00:40:28.000 And I just want to mention too, because for those that are just tuning in, we do have these bingo cards and we're about 20 minutes out from the scheduled time for Biden's State of the Union.

00:40:36.000 Allegedly.

00:40:38.000 In which we will be enjoying these fine beers from Old 690 Brewing Company.

00:40:42.000 And when ever Biden engages in one of these behaviors, we will be taking a drink and marking it off.

00:40:49.000 So I've got like, only Democrats clap, mentions January 6, uses a fake word, fake tough guy, starts late.

00:40:54.000 Could you, I'm just pointing, I was just thinking this, like, what if he starts by literally hitting every single one of these in one paragraph, where he like, he's late.

00:41:04.000 He comes out and he goes, I ended COVID, man.

00:41:07.000 No, he comes out and he's like, I'm sick of these bullies.

00:41:10.000 People like Putin, Donald Trump, who exponentially get worse, especially with January 6th, and then only Democrats clap.

00:41:17.000 This is after he tripped up the stage.

00:41:22.000 We're going to stop Russia. 0.96

00:41:24.000 We're true to the pressure.

00:41:26.000 Does he read this off a teleprompter?

00:41:28.000 Yeah, his teleprompter is really bad at spelling and so he just like writes random things.

00:41:31.000 You can see him squint.

00:41:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:33.000 Oh, that should have been one, squinting at the teleprompter.

00:41:35.000 Oh, squinting would be a good one.

00:41:36.000 And people need to realize, too.

00:41:37.000 I said that!

00:41:37.000 No one wrote it down!

00:41:38.000 No, that's not true, you didn't.

00:41:39.000 First of all, you absolutely didn't.

00:41:41.000 You ignored me.

00:41:42.000 He got all that eye work.

00:41:43.000 I'm sorry, what did you just say?

00:41:44.000 An eye tuck or something, it looks like he's perma-squint.

00:41:46.000 Yeah.

00:41:47.000 But you can tell.

00:41:49.000 I think a lot of people misunderstand, too.

00:41:50.000 When Biden will stop talking or stutter or stammer, it's not always because he's losing his mind.

00:41:55.000 It's because the prompter isn't moving fast enough.

00:41:56.000 Yeah.

00:41:57.000 So you'll notice this.

00:41:58.000 Wait.

00:41:59.000 Well, Tucker Carlson.

00:42:00.000 Yeah.

00:42:01.000 One of the things you'll notice he does is he adds his special thing where he adds words.

00:42:05.000 Actually.

00:42:06.000 And you know, or he does a thing where he was like, and some might accuse me of rooting for Russia, which I am.

00:42:13.000 Oh, you know, like he adds that last bit because it allows the prompter to move a little bit.

00:42:16.000 I'm assuming that maybe that's just who he is.

00:42:18.000 But there are some points where I'm like, he did that because I've read from prompters before I've done, you know, news reports.

00:42:23.000 And it's like, you're waiting for it to catch up.

00:42:25.000 And if you have that freedom, you can do it.

00:42:27.000 A lot of places will have, like, the pedal, though.

00:42:29.000 Yeah, you should have a speaker.

00:42:31.000 I did the news in Australia a bit, and the pedal stopped working once.

00:42:35.000 There's no other, like, worse fear in the world than being live on the news and your teleprompter pedal.

00:42:40.000 What did you do?

00:42:42.000 Doing it?

00:42:42.000 Oh, I can't even... I think someone else beside me saw that mine wasn't working and just, like, saved my ass.

00:42:47.000 Is it like you push it forward and it speeds up and you push it back and it goes backwards? 0.68

00:42:50.000 Yeah, and like, you know, you gotta be, like, driving a standard manual car.

00:42:54.000 You need a license for it?

00:42:55.000 Yeah, I mean, Biden could not handle a pedal.

00:42:58.000 No.

00:42:59.000 No, I mean, he could barely stand up.

00:43:00.000 So here's what we're gonna do.

00:43:02.000 Instead of doing the normal Super Chats, because I think we're gonna, we'll just read Super Chats while the State of Union is going.

00:43:07.000 Yeah, let's do that.

00:43:07.000 That sounds fun.

00:43:08.000 So we'll, of course, all be laughing and joking and drinking and marking off our bingo cards, but then we as well will read your Super Chats As much like often as we can reason within reason, you know,

00:43:18.000 funny jokes and comments you might have to add to things or fact checks. And then we'll

00:43:22.000 be fact checking as much as we can as well. I think most people here, considering the, the eclectic

00:43:27.000 bunch we are of politicos and people who read the news, I think it's gonna be very

00:43:32.000 easy to fact check a lot of what Biden says.

00:43:34.000 He'll say something and then immediately Seamus or, you know, Kean will just be like,

00:43:37.000 Oh, that was X, Y, and Z. He's wrong. He is quite the expert. Yes. Yes.

00:43:41.000 Well, let's do this.

00:43:41.000 We still have about 17 minutes.

00:43:43.000 I do believe they'll be late, but let's talk about what's happening with this People's Convoy.

00:43:47.000 We have this story from the Daily Mail.

00:43:49.000 The People's Convoy reaches Illinois as it makes its way to Washington, D.C.

00:43:53.000 for trucker anti-mandate protest.

00:43:55.000 Capitol is on high alert ahead of State of the Union address.

00:43:58.000 I will also add over at TimCast.com, we have a reporter, Elad, who's currently tracking with the convoy right now.

00:44:04.000 He's going alongside and interviewing them.

00:44:05.000 Those videos are up.

00:44:07.000 Be a member if you want, but they're free.

00:44:08.000 We get that news reporting to you guys.

00:44:10.000 But this is interesting because this is not the Freedom Convoy, this is the People's Convoy.

00:44:13.000 It's different, yeah.

00:44:14.000 Yeah, so the Freedom Convoy, I don't know if the Freedom Convoy for the U.S.

00:44:17.000 like didn't make it or what's going on with it.

00:44:20.000 I don't know.

00:44:21.000 I thought it was just one the whole time.

00:44:22.000 I was surprised it was like two.

00:44:23.000 There's like 12 actually.

00:44:24.000 I just know there's a convoy and it's got about 250 people and it's going to be arriving in D.C.

00:44:29.000 on the 5th.

00:44:30.000 And like I mentioned, maybe it's just for the State of the Union, but they have put up all the barricades around the White House, sorry, the Capitol.

00:44:39.000 Two different white buildings.

00:44:42.000 But yeah, they put up all the barricades.

00:44:43.000 They're pretty worried about this.

00:44:44.000 Do you guys think it's gonna get like Trudeau level, where it's just gonna be honking in the Capitol?

00:44:49.000 No.

00:44:50.000 No?

00:44:51.000 What do you think's gonna happen?

00:44:53.000 The DC police are very, very good at dealing with protests.

00:44:58.000 And I imagine, for one, the truckers probably, I think there's a good chance they won't even be able to make it into the city.

00:45:05.000 As they start arriving, there's going to be cops at key entry points and they're going to, you know, fan the trucks

00:45:10.000 in the other direction.

00:45:11.000 So they don't, I don't, I don't think the trucks will get into the heart of DC like, like what happened with Ottawa.

00:45:16.000 Boy, did they really screw that up.

00:45:18.000 The simple logistics could have prevented the protesters from succeeding, but man, Canada.

00:45:23.000 Trudeau and the provincial government didn't seem to know how to handle that.

00:45:26.000 But I think the U.S.

00:45:28.000 is going to be able to.

00:45:29.000 More importantly, however, I think the bigger risk is they'll let them come in.

00:45:34.000 And then you'll get some narrative about insurrection.

00:45:37.000 Again, yeah.

00:45:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:39.000 They'll manipulate it.

00:45:39.000 They'll use it.

00:45:40.000 And they'll say, oh, let them come.

00:45:41.000 And there's already been reports people are saying that there have been feds who are trying to infiltrate or incite people.

00:45:46.000 And they're like, no, no, no.

00:45:47.000 So I'm hearing that many of the people are saying they don't want to go to the core of DC for that reason.

00:45:53.000 They want to stay slightly outside so they can make their point, you know, be like protest and, you know, obstruct enough without actually getting anywhere near close to these buildings.

00:46:02.000 Well, isn't it interesting that this had the effect of making people feel too afraid to protest near the actual center of political power?

00:46:11.000 But you might just have Ray Epps on the side of town, like, come on guys, get over here!

00:46:16.000 Ray Epps drives a truck and then they open the Capitol Building parking garage and let the trucks go in there.

00:46:22.000 They're like, they had an insurrection in the parking garage.

00:46:25.000 They weren't supposed to be in there.

00:46:26.000 He's got an open invite if Ray wants to come on the show and talk about stuff.

00:46:31.000 Maybe.

00:46:31.000 I don't know about that.

00:46:32.000 FBI?

00:46:32.000 No FBI?

00:46:33.000 What's up?

00:46:33.000 Maybe.

00:46:34.000 I think he would have to do a sit-down interview answering a ton of questions before we would just have, you know... Did you just buy a lie detector?

00:46:42.000 Yes.

00:46:44.000 Did we just buy one?

00:46:45.000 For donuts or something with the fridge.

00:46:47.000 You needed a lie detector.

00:46:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:48.000 Somebody... I bought a bunch of these donuts and they come with... You have to, like, build them yourself?

00:46:53.000 Yeah.

00:46:53.000 Is that you, Ian?

00:46:54.000 No.

00:46:54.000 Did someone eat just the donut?

00:46:56.000 Ian's got frosting all over his face.

00:46:59.000 Someone stole seven icings from our donut box.

00:47:03.000 We have other sugars in the house.

00:47:05.000 Why would they do that?

00:47:05.000 I want people fired.

00:47:06.000 But they didn't eat the donut.

00:47:07.000 So somebody took the icing and just drank it.

00:47:11.000 I would be so mad.

00:47:11.000 Dude, I think it might have been Joe Biden.

00:47:13.000 That's probably who it was.

00:47:13.000 Who's the sugar head?

00:47:14.000 Joe Biden sneaking in at three in the morning and he's like, come on.

00:47:18.000 But he's whispering to himself, come on, man, as he's opening up the donut box and stealing the icing.

00:47:21.000 Who's Hunter?

00:47:23.000 So anyway, yes, the plan is, everyone's denying it, so we got a lie detector.

00:47:27.000 I think we're ordering one or something?

00:47:29.000 Like a fake, you know, thrift store lie detector or something like that.

00:47:32.000 A used polygraph.

00:47:33.000 Can you get like a top, top CIA quality lie detector?

00:47:36.000 Can you just buy them?

00:47:37.000 It's all BS anyway.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, they don't really work that well.

00:47:40.000 It's if you think you're lying, it'll go.

00:47:41.000 If you have agitation, but if you're lying and you're calm, it won't know.

00:47:44.000 That's why they don't use them in court.

00:47:46.000 It's looking to see if you're stressed by the question.

00:47:49.000 So if you're nervous the whole time, it's fine, but if they see stress when you answer a question, they're gonna think... By the way, that's how the neural net and metaverse is gonna be tracking you.

00:47:56.000 If they sense your emotions, they're gonna know.

00:47:58.000 Oh, dude, they can read everything about you.

00:47:59.000 You're gonna have to have just a solidly clear mind when you're in there.

00:48:02.000 I've already joined the, um, what are we calling it?

00:48:05.000 Are we calling it the Continuum or the Singularity?

00:48:07.000 The Singularity.

00:48:08.000 Gosh, why?

00:48:08.000 The Singularity.

00:48:09.000 I don't like that.

00:48:10.000 So I got a whoop.

00:48:11.000 I got a whoop.

00:48:12.000 Oh, you've joined?

00:48:12.000 What is this?

00:48:13.000 Yeah, Luke convinced me.

00:48:14.000 He said, one of us.

00:48:16.000 When I was like, no, Luke, stop!

00:48:17.000 And then he pinned me down and he put the whoop on my wrist.

00:48:19.000 What is that?

00:48:20.000 You were right.

00:48:20.000 It tracks your health and it shows you, like, your strain and your recovery.

00:48:24.000 It shows you your heart rate, your skin temperature, your, you know, resting heart rate.

00:48:29.000 My resting heart rate, 48.

00:48:31.000 Beautiful.

00:48:32.000 It's pretty good.

00:48:33.000 Yeah.

00:48:34.000 Actually, so I went to the doctor for a physical because I was feeling sick.

00:48:36.000 Turns out I was dehydrated.

00:48:38.000 And they hooked me up to the heart rate thing.

00:48:40.000 And I looked at it, and it was in the low 50s.

00:48:43.000 And then it dropped down to like 45.

00:48:44.000 And it started going, whirr, whirr, whirr, whirr, like low heart rate warning.

00:48:47.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.000 And I was just like, what do I do?

00:48:49.000 Like, I'm fine.

00:48:50.000 And the nurse came in and she was like, are you very active?

00:48:53.000 And I was like, yeah.

00:48:54.000 And she's like, okay.

00:48:54.000 And then she's like, ignored it.

00:48:55.000 Yeah.

00:48:55.000 When I worked in the cardiology unit, we had a biker guy who was ended up in one of the ICU units.

00:49:00.000 I'm assuming he got hit by a car or something.

00:49:02.000 And his alarm was constantly buzzing and we had to set it to a lower rate because he was like hanging out in the forties, 38, 39.

00:49:06.000 They thought he had a heart block.

00:49:08.000 And I was like, no, it's just really freaking fit.

00:49:10.000 It turns out.

00:49:11.000 Wow.

00:49:11.000 Good hearts, huh?

00:49:12.000 My goal is to get my resting heart rate to one.

00:49:14.000 Nah, it doesn't work.

00:49:15.000 Just for a moment.

00:49:17.000 No, I don't think so.

00:49:18.000 The lowest I've ever seen it was, for me, it was 42.

00:49:21.000 That's pretty low.

00:49:22.000 Yep.

00:49:22.000 And, you know, like I exercise a lot.

00:49:25.000 But anyway, the whoop is it, you know, somebody said, cause Luke was wearing one on the show and somebody said that it like sends all your data to the corporations or whatever.

00:49:34.000 And it's got like a bunch of lasers and it's tracking everything.

00:49:36.000 And I'm like, I don't know.

00:49:38.000 It's telling me, you know, Luke wore that?

00:49:41.000 You know what the interesting thing is?

00:49:43.000 When I wake up, it tells me like, here's your recovery from your sleep.

00:49:46.000 And it's always telling me that I need to sleep for like 12 hours, but I sleep for like six.

00:49:50.000 And I'm like, I can't sleep anymore.

00:49:51.000 I'm working, you know?

00:49:52.000 But it shows my recovery rate.

00:49:54.000 The funny thing is I don't need it to tell me if I feel good when I wake up because I feel good or I feel bad.

00:49:59.000 That's weird that it's telling you you feel good.

00:50:01.000 No, it says like 78% recovery or something.

00:50:04.000 It's a green and it's like, good job.

00:50:06.000 And I wake up, I'm like, I feel great.

00:50:07.000 Because technically it's proprietary.

00:50:08.000 And if a crazy person gets the corporation, they could be like, yeah, let's tell me. 0.99

00:50:11.000 He feels like trash. 0.99

00:50:12.000 Let's tell him his resting heart rate's way lower than it is. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Like, screw it, people.

00:50:15.000 No, but when I was dehydrated, I had two nights where my recovery was extremely low, and the issue was I was drinking regular water, not getting electrolytes, so I wasn't retaining, and that was the problem.

00:50:26.000 Interesting.

00:50:27.000 So I thought, like, I drank a bunch of water, and then I was told by the doctor, drink Gatorade.

00:50:32.000 And so I drank a bunch of Gatorade, and then all of a sudden I was like, oh, man.

00:50:35.000 Your heart needs electrolytes.

00:50:36.000 I did not realize because I'm always drinking, you know, water or, uh, like, like lemon juice and water and stuff like that.

00:50:43.000 So electrolytes.

00:50:44.000 It was making that black water is really good.

00:50:45.000 We've got this new mineral black water.

00:50:47.000 It's a little sweet and it's dark, dark, dark Brown with minerals, 72 different added minerals.

00:50:52.000 Pretty cool.

00:50:52.000 Looks gross.

00:50:53.000 It's a gimmick.

00:50:54.000 I wonder.

00:50:54.000 It is.

00:50:55.000 You know what you guys have too downstairs?

00:50:57.000 You have air.

00:50:58.000 In a tank.

00:50:59.000 Air in a can.

00:50:59.000 Did you breathe it?

00:51:00.000 Air in a can.

00:51:00.000 I did!

00:51:01.000 It's not air.

00:51:02.000 It was just air.

00:51:03.000 It's not air.

00:51:03.000 What is it?

00:51:04.000 Oxygen.

00:51:04.000 It's 95% oxygen.

00:51:06.000 Pure oxygen.

00:51:07.000 You know what?

00:51:07.000 It's not the same thing.

00:51:09.000 So, you know, this is, you know, I'm a smartass, right?

00:51:11.000 So we were at, we were at... I hate you, Tim. 0.98

00:51:14.000 We were at Dick's Sporting Goods and we were getting a new treadmill and we're getting a new workout thing because we genuinely here want everyone to work out.

00:51:21.000 And I even said I'll get a trainer to get everybody to exercise because we want people to eat right and be better and be strong.

00:51:27.000 And the guy, they have these oxygen canisters.

00:51:31.000 At the counter when we're checking out.

00:51:35.000 And I said, you know, inhaling pure oxygen is bad for you, it's 95%.

00:51:39.000 And the guy goes, no it isn't, it's just air.

00:51:41.000 And I was like, nope, actually it's not, it's oxygen.

00:51:44.000 And he goes, and what do you breathe?

00:51:46.000 And I was like, we breathe air.

00:51:48.000 Which is a combination of mostly nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, trace gases like methane.

00:51:53.000 And then he was like, oh.

00:51:55.000 And I'm like, people really think that we breathe oxygen, that's like all air is.

00:51:58.000 78% nitrogen.

00:52:00.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

00:52:01.000 It wouldn't like the atmosphere ignite if it was, if it was like above a certain percentage of oxygen or something like that.

00:52:07.000 Oh, interesting.

00:52:08.000 Yeah.

00:52:08.000 That's probably why it burned off.

00:52:09.000 That's probably what happened.

00:52:10.000 Yeah.

00:52:10.000 I don't know.

00:52:11.000 I'm not going to pretend to know all about that.

00:52:13.000 All I know is that I learned when I was like fifth grade, that it's mostly nitrogen or whatever.

00:52:16.000 Yeah.

00:52:16.000 A lot of nitrogen.

00:52:17.000 Nitrogen is a fascinating chemical.

00:52:19.000 Is it?

00:52:20.000 So it's air.

00:52:21.000 It's gas.

00:52:22.000 It's not air.

00:52:23.000 When you say what's in there, it's gas.

00:52:24.000 It's fluid.

00:52:25.000 It's not necessarily.

00:52:26.000 air. Oh, hey, the air, I guess. So air. Come on. Yeah. They officially started the State of the Union stream early. Is

00:52:35.000 he on time? No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't believe Biden's

00:52:37.000 trying to compete with us. Stream has begun. But right now it's just a picture of Joe Biden. He needs like a band to

00:52:42.000 play it. Like, why do you think they or something? Why do you

00:52:44.000 think they disabled the comments? I thought there was like a First Amendment here in the United States.

00:52:50.000 Why do you think they hid the dislike counter?

00:52:52.000 That's crazy.

00:52:54.000 Hey, install the dislike button app on Chrome.

00:52:58.000 Let's check that right now.

00:53:00.000 I have it on my laptop.

00:53:01.000 It doesn't actually show you the real dislike count.

00:53:03.000 It guesses.

00:53:04.000 Based on what?

00:53:06.000 It guesses based on... You can read.

00:53:10.000 They say the first wave was based on the data they already had on dislikes, and the next is based on metrics that correlate with dislikes or something.

00:53:17.000 I feel like we could test this theory by looking in the back end and then getting someone else to use it on our video, you know?

00:53:23.000 I could see you could track the amount of total clicks, then the amount of total likes, and then subtract it and get the amount of total dislikes.

00:53:29.000 I will say, I've noticed that since they've gotten rid of the dislike button, I get way less dislikes.

00:53:34.000 Yeah, I was gonna say people don't feel as driven to do so because it's not gonna be a bad look for you.

00:53:39.000 In the beginning of YouTube, it was a 5 star.

00:53:42.000 Remember when they used to rate 5 stars?

00:53:43.000 1 through 5 stars?

00:53:44.000 I would give someone 5 stars or I wouldn't vote.

00:53:46.000 I hated trashing people.

00:53:48.000 Like Uber drivers.

00:53:49.000 Yeah.

00:53:49.000 You gotta give them 5 stars or...

00:53:50.000 That's right.

00:53:51.000 Just don't worry.

00:53:51.000 Otherwise they get fired.

00:53:52.000 Unless they're speeding and then they let everyone know they're not safe.

00:53:57.000 So they disabled the comments and I just want to say, so we have right here the President's State of the Union address from the White House official YouTube, which of course is public domain.

00:54:06.000 Of course, yeah.

00:54:07.000 And Chet is disabled.

00:54:08.000 I just, oh, I would love to see that nightmare of a hellscape if they allowed it.

00:54:14.000 And they should.

00:54:15.000 And I actually think, I think Successfully!

00:54:18.000 They did!

00:54:19.000 obligated to have that because what's interesting is it says they've disabled it.

00:54:23.000 That means the government has barred the public from something that should be there.

00:54:28.000 Like didn't they try to sue Donald Trump for blocking people at Swift?

00:54:32.000 Yes.

00:54:33.000 Now the argument they could say is by having no chat for anyone, it's not...

00:54:37.000 Very equal.

00:54:38.000 you know, but I would argue this, they've disabled chat for the public and chat is a basic core

00:54:44.000 function of a live stream. Therefore, my argument is the government is suppressing the right of the

00:54:49.000 people to speak at a public event. And associate, especially when the

00:54:53.000 internet has become the new public sphere.

00:54:55.000 You look at it with lockdown, like you forced us in our homes, and now we're all online, and now we've got the metaverse, and now this is the new public sphere where we all talk and, you know, deal with our issues, and yeah.

00:55:05.000 It's like if the president was doing it in the public square, and a politician was speaking in the public square, and they said, you can come and watch this, but don't you dare speak to your neighbor.

00:55:13.000 Let me ask, I'm gonna, I'll ask the audience for For those that are listening, do you think that we should inquire... I say inquire because... Do you think we should inquire about filing a lawsuit over the disabling of chats for public broadcasts?

00:55:25.000 Hit one if you think so.

00:55:26.000 No, no, no. 0.95

00:55:27.000 Hit 20.

00:55:27.000 Because 20 means... You rolled a 20.

00:55:29.000 You're correct.

00:55:31.000 Yeah, if you think we should inquire about suing to make sure that core chat functions that are a basic part... So, let me explain.

00:55:39.000 I say inquire because I don't know the law.

00:55:41.000 We'll talk to a lawyer and see what they say.

00:55:42.000 But here's my argument.

00:55:44.000 When you start a live stream, and we do every day, Monday through Friday, not every single day, but we have to actually choose to not have a chat.

00:55:51.000 We click disable.

00:55:52.000 Actually, they may have changed that.

00:55:54.000 No, I think it's still, you can enable and disable chat.

00:55:57.000 But I think it's by, they might've changed it to, by default, be disabled.

00:56:00.000 In which case... It's, replay is disabled by default, but I think chat is automatic.

00:56:05.000 Well, so there's the question.

00:56:07.000 If chat is, everyone's saying 20, absolutely.

00:56:09.000 Yeah, everyone's saying 20, yeah.

00:56:10.000 If chat is a, it says chat is disabled.

00:56:13.000 That says to me that they have chosen to remove it.

00:56:17.000 I think then the government should not have access to remove something.

00:56:20.000 It's a private company, YouTube, Donald Trump got sued and lost over blocking people.

00:56:25.000 I don't think Biden should be able to get rid of the streams.

00:56:27.000 And I believe that, you know why they disabled it? 1.00

00:56:30.000 Because it would be people saying, we hate you. 0.99

00:56:33.000 You're awful. 1.00

00:56:33.000 We hate you. 1.00

00:56:34.000 It would be funny as hell. 0.99

00:56:36.000 It would be hysterical.

00:56:37.000 But instead, because the public is not allowed to comment on this and make fun of Biden, we're going to have to provide that service for you guys.

00:56:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:56:47.000 I am down.

00:56:47.000 Everyone's saying 20, so I will absolutely... We'll start with an inquiry.

00:56:52.000 We'll see where it goes.

00:56:53.000 There are other people who are better versed in this than I. And, you know, we'll see what we can get out of it because they may have changed.

00:57:02.000 I don't know.

00:57:03.000 They may have changed the way they do it on YouTube, which could give the government special arguments that they might be able to succeed in.

00:57:10.000 It's like when you don't allow replies on your Twitter.

00:57:15.000 You've already lost the argument at that point.

00:57:16.000 If you're not allowing people to comment on what you're saying, it's because you know you're either wrong or nobody likes you.

00:57:21.000 That's an interesting question too.

00:57:23.000 Can a politician disable replies?

00:57:25.000 In Canada, they do it all the time.

00:57:27.000 Trudeau's done it.

00:57:29.000 Opposition members do it.

00:57:30.000 Mayors do it a lot because there's no accountability there.

00:57:34.000 But you guys don't have a little thing called the First Amendment.

00:57:36.000 No, and it's awful.

00:57:37.000 Treasure your First Amendment.

00:57:38.000 Because, I mean, that's the best thing you got from throwing tea in a harbor.

00:57:41.000 Well, I mean, maybe the second.

00:57:43.000 The second's good too.

00:57:44.000 No, it's true, it's true.

00:57:45.000 Like Dave Chappelle said, the second is just there to make sure, you know, in case the first doesn't work out.

00:57:49.000 I think the first is the first for a reason.

00:57:51.000 Yeah, you gotta be able to discuss if the second goes wrong.

00:57:53.000 Right, right, right.

00:57:55.000 But then the thing is, I mean, the second doesn't just protect the first, it protects all of them.

00:57:59.000 Right.

00:57:59.000 That's true.

00:58:00.000 It's interesting.

00:58:00.000 They were definitely philosophers, the people that made the US.

00:58:04.000 And I like how they put the first one as speech and then weapons second.

00:58:07.000 Oh, you're like freaking out.

00:58:09.000 No, I was just gonna say, I hope that we get more viewers than the State of the Union does.

00:58:14.000 No, I don't think we will.

00:58:15.000 I was just gonna say the tweet about this only got 7,000 upvotes and 2,000 comments.

00:58:20.000 No, guys, we do have to.

00:58:22.000 We gotta ratio Joe Biden.

00:58:24.000 Everyone watching this, share this link.

00:58:30.000 I'll be so embarrassed if he gets more views than us.

00:58:32.000 Can you imagine more people wanting to watch Joe Biden than you?

00:58:36.000 The president?

00:58:36.000 No.

00:58:37.000 I don't care who you are.

00:58:38.000 Listen, we are all going to commit sudoku.

00:58:44.000 I am deeply concerned about Joe Biden being our president.

00:58:50.000 I guess I'll let that put on the table now.

00:58:52.000 So I'm gonna shift things real quick, because we have a couple of minutes,

00:58:55.000 maybe even one minute till the start, and I just wanna mention something.

00:58:59.000 And I actually am torn between talking about it, but I think we should, and that is that we got swatted

00:59:04.000 for a fifth and sixth time today.

00:59:07.000 So last night we were swatted, and I wanna make sure, the reason I'm bringing it up 0.77

00:59:11.000 is because there's security concerns over why it keeps happening so frequently,

00:59:15.000 and I wanna make sure it is known that we have instructed the police

00:59:18.000 to respond every single time.

00:59:20.000 And to take it seriously every single time.

00:59:23.000 And we also have armed guards.

00:59:25.000 And we have upgraded our security substantially.

00:59:28.000 And the swatting has actually gotten a bit worse.

00:59:30.000 I actually have now... I've got to keep some of the details vague, but I was just sent photos from our security cameras.

00:59:37.000 Several officers armed with short barrel ARs coming up to my house.

00:59:42.000 So this is going to be a fun year, to put it mildly.

00:59:45.000 But we talked to the cops.

00:59:47.000 They said, you know, there's some concern about bringing it up when it happens because it highlights the issue.

00:59:53.000 And my concern is what they could be trying to do is they do a swatting and then the cops show up.

01:00:00.000 And then as soon as the cops are like, OK, it's a swatting and leave.

01:00:04.000 They then come in afterwards, so when someone calls back and says, help, we're being attacked, they go, we already went out there for a swatting, we're not going back, and that's the real attack.

01:00:12.000 So that's why we've been like, no matter what happens, you get a call, you show up, and they're like, you got it.

01:00:16.000 So that's why we keep having the police, but they know about the show, so if they're greeted, we have, you know, security has been up substantially.

01:00:24.000 But now what's happening is, this is the interesting update.

01:00:27.000 We've got, um, FOIA information has been released to us, body camera footage, uh, we have a name, I'm not going to say the name, but the phone calls are automated.

01:00:36.000 These are automatic swatting phone calls.

01:00:39.000 Someone has created a bot that has, we believe it's a fake name, it might be a real name.

01:00:44.000 But the police have determined that the phone calls are automated calls, recordings, coming from California.

01:00:54.000 The police have denied our FOIA request on some information because they're actively investigating what has now become like Like, the most severe felony you can possibly engage in because we've had six swattings.

01:01:07.000 It's now become federal because we are on a tri-state border in the Washington, D.C.

01:01:12.000 area between three states.

01:01:13.000 And now the swattings have penetrated, have crossed jurisdictions. 0.99

01:01:17.000 So what we're now dealing with is not a single swatting.

01:01:20.000 We're dealing with FBI-level federal offenses between multiple state jurisdictions and federal offenses.

01:01:27.000 So it's become extremely serious.

01:01:29.000 We'll see how that plays out, I guess.

01:01:32.000 We hear nothing but bad things about the FBI, especially in the right-wing media sphere in Canada.

01:01:39.000 Do you guys trust the FBI?

01:01:40.000 Are they a reliable organization to deal with issues that you have on a non-political level?

01:01:46.000 I think there's a... So I've talked with different Feds who work in different agencies, and a lot of them have said, you've got to understand the culture war exists everywhere.

01:01:57.000 So if you know people who are leaning one way or the other, that's the exact same within these agencies.

01:02:03.000 So I actually met a guy from the NSA.

01:02:05.000 And he was like, my coworkers who are woke, it's insane, but me and my, my, you know, my friends who work there, we're not, and we see it and it's scary.

01:02:14.000 And I've heard that.

01:02:15.000 So as it pertains to the FBI, I think there's an issue of the Biden administration being democratic and that giving them a lot of sway.

01:02:23.000 I think if you look at under Bill Barr, Bill Barr certainly wasn't a big fan of Trump, But it certainly wasn't the same as it is under Joe Biden.

01:02:31.000 You know, I don't know if it wasn't necessarily the FBI, but we saw some stuff under Bill Barr that you'd probably be like, well, okay.

01:02:39.000 And the Durham probe, it's a special prosecutor, so there's something there.

01:02:41.000 We'll see how far it goes.

01:02:43.000 Ultimately, though, I think the interest of the FBI is maintaining the status quo of the bureaucratic state.

01:02:52.000 So I think, based on my experience, when it comes to certain high-profile issues, they'll deal with it like any crime they're supposed to deal with.

01:02:59.000 When it's political, then you're going to see politics play a role.

01:03:02.000 So as it pertains to us, I think we're probably like on the edge of something being substantially political to where they would care about politics.

01:03:11.000 I think more so they would just be like wealthy DC suburbanite individuals are growing increasingly concerned over the swatting and high-powered lawyers who live just outside of DC are angry that they're hearing this and so whoever is doing this is probably going to get a bunch of dudes in full blackout gear kicking their door in very soon because I got some photos of something just like that so.

01:03:30.000 We'll see.

01:03:32.000 And ladies and gentlemen, it is 9.03.

01:03:33.000 The State of the Union is late!

01:03:35.000 Someone break it up, one of those beers. 0.84

01:03:38.000 You got some pens over there, Lydia?

01:03:39.000 I'm gonna pass them around.

01:03:40.000 I finished my beer already, this is bad.

01:03:41.000 What are you doing?

01:03:43.000 Seamus, just stand up and take one.

01:03:45.000 He's late.

01:03:45.000 We've got blonde ale and we've got raspberry wheat.

01:03:47.000 Take three, Tim.

01:03:48.000 Seamus, go make me a drink.

01:03:50.000 Stand up and take as many as you want.

01:03:51.000 Seamus, go make me a drink.

01:03:52.000 I got a pen.

01:03:53.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Alright, let's see.

01:03:56.000 Starts late.

01:03:57.000 It's already started late.

01:03:59.000 Alright.

01:03:59.000 Thank you.

01:04:00.000 But that was almost a freebie, right?

01:04:02.000 Yeah, that was definitely a freebie.

01:04:04.000 Here, you take that one.

01:04:06.000 The state of the union is late.

01:04:08.000 I'm taking the free space.

01:04:10.000 Oh yeah, the free space.

01:04:11.000 So what do you win if you win?

01:04:12.000 Another beer?

01:04:13.000 Yeah, another beer.

01:04:14.000 Alright.

01:04:15.000 Got my Diet Coke.

01:04:16.000 I will not be drinking.

01:04:17.000 Starts late.

01:04:17.000 I'm already winning.

01:04:18.000 Yeah, me too.

01:04:19.000 Wow.

01:04:20.000 I need, I need, I need, um, curses.

01:04:23.000 That's, he's not gonna curse.

01:04:24.000 That's a ret's a toffee.

01:04:24.000 Come on!

01:04:25.000 He does curse.

01:04:26.000 He might, yeah, every now and again. 1.00

01:04:27.000 What about son of a bitch, is that a curse? 1.00

01:04:28.000 He might, like, literally cast a spell. 1.00

01:04:30.000 Yeah, he might actually.

01:04:30.000 He might cast a spell.

01:04:32.000 That is a type of curse. 0.90

01:04:34.000 Gets mad at a fake Republican.

01:04:36.000 What does that mean?

01:04:37.000 It means, like, when he'll get into arguments with people who aren't there, and he's like, he'll have, like, some hypothetical Republican he's getting mad at, where he's like, I'm losing my patience with you, that kind of thing.

01:04:45.000 If he walks the wrong way, gets mad at a fake Republican, or curses, I win.

01:04:49.000 Oh, I have the same one.

01:04:50.000 Oh, it's here, it's here, it's here.

01:04:51.000 Come on! 0.61

01:04:52.000 You have the same winning conditions?

01:04:53.000 Yeah.

01:04:54.000 I got hairy legs.

01:04:56.000 There's a lady. 1.00

01:04:56.000 Who's that lady? 1.00

01:04:57.000 Is she the sign language interpreter?

01:04:58.000 Yeah.

01:04:59.000 All right.

01:05:00.000 Does she know how to say hairy legs? 0.99

01:05:01.000 I love this conspiracy theory that the whole thing is pre-recorded.

01:05:05.000 And I'm like, dude, there's way too many people there for that to be the case.

01:05:08.000 But people were saying it and I was like, I don't know, man.

01:05:10.000 Joe Biden can't... It's gonna be interesting to see if he can make it through this.

01:05:13.000 Oh, so behind my head we have 123 live viewers?

01:05:18.000 They're winning us.

01:05:19.000 We're getting ratioed.

01:05:20.000 We are getting ratioed.

01:05:21.000 How are we losing to Joe Biden?

01:05:23.000 How are we losing to Joe Biden right now?

01:05:25.000 81 million votes.

01:05:26.000 Hey, hey, hey, I'll say this.

01:05:27.000 We got 60.

01:05:27.000 We're half, you know?

01:05:30.000 I love and appreciate all of you who are watching us as we are going to be listening through this.

01:05:33.000 I do love you guys.

01:05:35.000 And drinking through this.

01:05:36.000 Do we have sound?

01:05:37.000 Do we want to put it in the computer?

01:05:39.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:05:39.000 It's on the TV right now.

01:05:40.000 That's right.

01:05:41.000 Oh, they're banging.

01:05:41.000 Don't worry, we're still getting warmed up.

01:05:42.000 I'm so glad this is happening.

01:05:44.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

01:05:45.000 What are they doing?

01:05:47.000 Aw, quit banging that in my ears, bro.

01:05:50.000 Wow, that was Nancy Pelosi.

01:05:53.000 Everybody, if you're upset that hurts your ears, it was Pelosi who did it.

01:05:57.000 Thanks, Nance.

01:06:01.000 Okay, we gotta watch him very closely here.

01:06:03.000 If he walks the wrong way.

01:06:04.000 I'm so curious.

01:06:06.000 Oh, and also watch out for inappropriate touching at this moment.

01:06:08.000 Yeah.

01:06:09.000 Oh, right, right, right.

01:06:10.000 Yeah.

01:06:10.000 Inappropriate touching.

01:06:11.000 Did you see that?

01:06:12.000 That, uh, I think it's a news article where they're like, 71 year old man inappropriately touches girl and it shows Joe Biden.

01:06:17.000 And then like, it awkwardly cuts away and back and he's not, it's no longer, he's not on screen.

01:06:24.000 Oh man, the moment you've all been waiting for.

01:06:26.000 We're all here.

01:06:26.000 Let's go.

01:06:27.000 Come on, man.

01:06:29.000 And we'll be reading your Super Chats periodically as well.

01:06:32.000 From the start of the State of the Union Address, we'll be getting in your comments.

01:06:35.000 He has not tripped yet.

01:06:37.000 Wow, 141,000 watching now at the White House's YouTube.

01:06:40.000 You know, though, the fact that we're up to half that... Hold on, hold on.

01:06:43.000 What was that, Luke?

01:06:45.000 I'm trying to see if the Republicans are clapping.

01:06:49.000 Because it sounds like not everybody is clapping.

01:06:51.000 It's very golf claps.

01:06:54.000 Really waiting for those touches.

01:06:56.000 You know what the Republicans, they're gonna clap.

01:06:58.000 They're, you know, they're team players and whatever.

01:07:00.000 They're classy, Tim.

01:07:03.000 Oh, Ukrainian flag!

01:07:04.000 I see a Ukrainian flag.

01:07:06.000 I don't think the Democrats clapped when Trump walked into his last one.

01:07:09.000 I was watching a video of it.

01:07:10.000 It was very high energy, but I don't think the Democrats were clapping.

01:07:13.000 And all the women were wearing white? 0.99

01:07:14.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 Was there a statement there? 0.99

01:07:17.000 We are a silly people. 1.00

01:07:18.000 We are a silly country. 1.00

01:07:20.000 Unserious. 0.99

01:07:21.000 Those Ben Franklin, TJ, they were like in their 20s, man.

01:07:23.000 Well, Franklin was a little older, but those guys were young.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, he was older.

01:07:26.000 Thomas Jefferson was, what, 26?

01:07:27.000 Yeah, they were young.

01:07:28.000 Oh, there's Millie.

01:07:29.000 Oh, that almost looked like you were walking the wrong way.

01:07:32.000 Got real quiet.

01:07:34.000 Is he being guided by someone?

01:07:36.000 Oh.

01:07:37.000 Oh, we should have put his handler somewhere in here.

01:07:40.000 Oh, here he comes.

01:07:41.000 Has a handler.

01:07:42.000 Wow, he's a spy guy, hey?

01:07:43.000 I gotta say, like, what if it really is like a perfect State of the Union with no errors?

01:07:47.000 That would be awesome.

01:07:48.000 It's the most famous speech ever delivered by any president. 1.00

01:07:52.000 We just look like idiots. 1.00

01:07:53.000 This is played in history classes. 1.00

01:07:57.000 What is it?

01:07:57.000 I thought he looked super confused.

01:07:59.000 If Biden does not... How about this?

01:08:01.000 If you don't get at least five on your bingo card, you gotta chug your beer.

01:08:08.000 Members of Congress, I have the high privilege and distinct honor of presenting to you the President of the United States, It sounds like she has toilet paper in her teeth.

01:08:21.000 That was way different than how she introduced Trump.

01:08:23.000 Is she playing the drinking game too?

01:08:24.000 For Trump, she said the President of the United States.

01:08:26.000 She uses vodka.

01:08:28.000 Okay, what's happening?

01:08:29.000 It's getting quiet.

01:08:31.000 10 seconds of silence.

01:08:33.000 That girl on the right.

01:08:34.000 Chat disabled.

01:08:35.000 They should have put her name.

01:08:37.000 DJ on Super Chat says there are a lot of empty seats in the chamber.

01:08:40.000 Wait, did he trip?

01:08:40.000 I heard that Pelosi banned certain people from coming.

01:08:44.000 Someone said he tripped in chat.

01:08:45.000 Did he trip?

01:08:45.000 I didn't see it.

01:08:46.000 You didn't see it?

01:08:47.000 It didn't happen.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, I didn't see it.

01:08:49.000 Keep your eyes on the prize.

01:08:51.000 Thank you all very much.

01:08:52.000 Oh, here we go.

01:08:53.000 Thank you, gentlemen.

01:08:56.000 Thank you.

01:08:57.000 Thank you.

01:08:58.000 Thank you all very, very much.

01:08:59.000 Thank you, buddy.

01:09:00.000 Thank you.

01:09:09.000 Please.

01:09:11.000 Thank you so much.

01:09:14.000 Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President, our First Lady and Second Gentleman, members of Congress in the Cabinet, Justice of the Supreme Court, my fellow Americans.

01:09:27.000 Last year, COVID-19 kept us apart.

01:09:30.000 This year, we're finally together again.

01:09:34.000 Tonight, Geez, don't clap.

01:09:36.000 Does this count as taking credit for ending COVID?

01:09:38.000 Yeah, does this count as the acid idea?

01:09:41.000 He'll get there.

01:09:41.000 Democrats, Republicans, Independents, but most importantly, as Americans, with the duty to one another, to America, to the American people, to the Constitution, and an unwavering resolve that freedom will always triumph over tyranny.

01:10:00.000 Triumph.

01:10:03.000 Six days ago, Russia's Vladimir Putin sought to shake the very foundations of the free world, thinking he could make it bend to his menacing ways.

01:10:10.000 We might be cheers.

01:10:11.000 He's got horse epinephrine.

01:10:13.000 Yes.

01:10:13.000 My legs are hairy.

01:10:18.000 Days ago, Russia's Vladimir Putin sought to shake the very foundations of the free world, 0.84

01:10:24.000 thinking he could make it bend to his menacing ways.

01:10:28.000 Russia, but how fast is calculated?

01:10:31.000 He thought he could roll into Ukraine and the world would roll over. 1.00

01:10:35.000 Instead, he met with a wall of strength he'd never seen before.

01:10:40.000 Wrong word.

01:10:41.000 He met Ukrainian people.

01:10:42.000 That's not a fake word, though.

01:10:43.000 He stuttered.

01:10:45.000 He stuttered or stumbled or something.

01:10:48.000 Yeah, I don't have that on mine, unfortunately.

01:10:50.000 I can't believe you don't have that.

01:10:53.000 When President Zelensky To every Ukrainian, their fearlessness, their courage, their determination literally inspires the world.

01:11:06.000 Groups of citizens blocking tanks with their bodies, everyone from students to retirees to teachers, turned soldiers defending their homeland.

01:11:17.000 And in this struggle, President Zelensky said in his speech to the European Parliament, light will win over darkness.

01:11:25.000 The Ukrainian ambassador to the United States is here tonight, sitting with the First Lady.

01:11:30.000 Let each of us, if you're able to stand, stand and send an unmistakable signal to the world of Ukraine.

01:11:38.000 Does Pelosi have to make noise directly in the mic like that?

01:11:46.000 They just defeated Putin, guys, to realize what just happened.

01:11:54.000 Yes.

01:11:54.000 It's so uncomfortable.

01:11:55.000 The ground is strong.

01:11:56.000 She's resolved.

01:11:57.000 So uncomfortable.

01:11:58.000 So, in short, these people just need to put his pants block on the board.

01:12:04.000 It's already happened.

01:12:05.000 I think that's the free part.

01:12:06.000 It's given.

01:12:07.000 Yes.

01:12:08.000 We, the United States of America, stand with the Ukrainian people.

01:12:17.000 Throughout our history, we've learned this lesson.

01:12:21.000 When dictators do not pay a price for their aggression, they cause more chaos.

01:12:27.000 They keep moving, and the cost of threats to America and America to the world keeps rising.

01:12:35.000 That's why the NATO Alliance was created to secure peace and stability in Europe after World War II.

01:12:42.000 The United States is a member, along with 29 other nations.

01:12:46.000 It matters.

01:12:48.000 American diplomacy matters.

01:12:50.000 American resolve matters.

01:12:52.000 Putin's latest attack on Ukraine was premeditated and totally unprovoked.

01:12:59.000 He rejected repeated, repeated efforts at diplomacy.

01:13:03.000 He thought the West and NATO wouldn't respond.

01:13:07.000 He thought he could divide us at home, in this chamber, in this nation.

01:13:12.000 He thought he could divide us in Europe as well.

01:13:15.000 But Putin was wrong.

01:13:17.000 We are ready.

01:13:18.000 We are united, and that's what we did.

01:13:20.000 We stayed united.

01:13:22.000 We prepared extensively and carefully.

01:13:25.000 We spent months building coalitions of other freedom-loving nations in Europe and the Americas.

01:13:30.000 Is that a fake word?

01:13:31.000 He's almost there.

01:13:32.000 They fixed his mic, though.

01:13:34.000 We're like three minutes in.

01:13:36.000 Like many of you, I spent countless hours unifying your European allies.

01:13:41.000 Is it not sad that we're like, well, him slurring this much isn't a big deal?

01:13:48.000 I don't have slurring.

01:13:49.000 I don't either.

01:13:50.000 That'd be too easy.

01:13:52.000 We countered Russia's lies with the truth. 0.86

01:13:56.000 Oh, that's misinformation, right?

01:13:58.000 It's debatable.

01:13:59.000 Oh, he is kind of talking about misinformation.

01:14:01.000 No, he said we countered their lies with the truth.

01:14:03.000 But they've lied. 0.93

01:14:03.000 They've been pushing lies like crazy. 0.93

01:14:05.000 with the truth. Yeah, yeah. They've been pushing lies like crazy.

01:14:08.000 Canada, Japan, Korea, Australia, New Zealand, and many others, even Switzerland, are inflicting

01:14:14.000 pain on Russia and supporting the people of Ukraine. Putin is now isolated from the world

01:14:21.000 more than he has ever been.

01:14:27.000 Wait, does Kamala Harris have only a Ukrainian flag pin on?

01:14:32.000 I don't know.

01:14:32.000 Oh my gosh.

01:14:33.000 Let me see.

01:14:33.000 She's hard to see in the... Actually, we have this super chat.

01:14:37.000 Poldilok says, why are there so many Ukrainian flags in the American Federal Building?

01:14:41.000 There's a Ukrainian insurrection here.

01:14:43.000 What was that?

01:14:43.000 Is that a fake word?

01:14:43.000 I don't know if that's a fake word yet.

01:14:45.000 I don't know if we're quite there.

01:14:47.000 Russia's largest banks in the international financial system, preventing

01:14:51.000 Russia's central bank from defending the Russian ruble.

01:14:55.000 What was that? Is that a fake word? I don't know if that's a fake word yet. I don't know if we're quite there. He was

01:15:01.000 trying to say ruble.

01:15:04.000 Choking Russia's access to technology that will sap its economic strength and weaken

01:15:08.000 its military for years to come. He keeps saying words we don't understand but we know he's trying.

01:15:12.000 I know we know it's an actual word.

01:15:14.000 Who built billions of dollars off this violent regime.

01:15:17.000 No more.

01:15:18.000 The United States. 1.00

01:15:20.000 This is the fake tough guy shit. 1.00

01:15:22.000 Do you think he's the fake tough guy shit? 1.00

01:15:23.000 Because they're not doing anything except sanctions. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Do we agree that's fake tough guy shit? 0.99

01:15:32.000 The Department of Justice is assembling a dedicated task force to go after the crimes of the Russian oligarchs. 0.99

01:15:39.000 We're joining with European allies to find and seize their yachts, their luxury apartments, their private jets.

01:15:46.000 We're coming for you, ill-begotten gains!

01:15:49.000 Ill-gotten.

01:15:50.000 Not ill-begotten.

01:15:51.000 It's ill-gotten.

01:15:51.000 Ill-begotten.

01:15:52.000 I think the Russian oligarchs are kind of a problem.

01:15:54.000 ...off American airspace to all Russian flights...

01:15:56.000 It's ill-gotten.

01:15:58.000 ...and adding additional squeeze on their economy.

01:16:00.000 He said ill-begotten.

01:16:02.000 That means born wrong.

01:16:04.000 Ill-begotten, ill-gotten.

01:16:06.000 But begotten is not a fake word.

01:16:07.000 Use the wrong word, not a fake one.

01:16:11.000 The ruble has already lost 30% of its value.

01:16:14.000 The Russian stock market has lost 40% of its value, and trading remains suspended.

01:16:20.000 The Russian economy is reeling, and Putin alone is the one to blame.

01:16:26.000 Together with our allies, we're providing support to the Ukrainians in their fight for freedom.

01:16:32.000 Military assistance, economic assistance, humanitarian assistance.

01:16:37.000 We're giving more than a billion dollars of direct assistance to Ukraine and we'll continue to aid Ukrainian people as they defend their country and help ease their suffering.

01:16:45.000 He sounds like he's drunk and falling asleep.

01:16:47.000 I know, that's when I talk and I'm drunk and I'm falling asleep.

01:16:49.000 I'm like, huh, get in my words.

01:16:51.000 Sundowning.

01:16:52.000 He is, yeah.

01:16:53.000 I mean, it's actually really sad.

01:16:54.000 I know, I'm terrified.

01:16:55.000 All things considered.

01:16:57.000 But let me be clear.

01:16:58.000 It's real cognitive decline.

01:16:59.000 Our forces are not That's a fake word.

01:17:03.000 That's a fake word.

01:17:04.000 That's a made up word.

01:17:04.000 I love it.

01:17:05.000 I'm writing it down.

01:17:05.000 Clownfic.

01:17:06.000 Please say this.

01:17:06.000 I think it's a fake word.

01:17:08.000 Is that kind of a fake word?

01:17:08.000 Yes.

01:17:08.000 Clownfic.

01:17:09.000 Clownfic.

01:17:09.000 Oh, I got two more to win.

01:17:10.000 our NATO allies in the event that we decide to keep moving west.

01:17:15.000 For that purpose, we have mobilized ground forces, air squadrons, ship deployments to

01:17:21.000 protect NATO countries including Poland, Romania, Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia.

01:17:26.000 And as I've made crystal clear, the United States and our allies will defend every inch

01:17:31.000 of territory that is NATO territory with the full force of our collective power.

01:17:37.000 Every single inch.

01:17:39.000 That's fake, tough guy for sure.

01:17:40.000 There's a lot of that in his speech.

01:17:41.000 We've circled that seven times.

01:17:43.000 Is this his redline?

01:17:45.000 Yeah, right?

01:17:46.000 Is it ever tiring as Americans to know that NATO is your military money?

01:17:51.000 And it's like, we rely on you completely?

01:17:53.000 Yes.

01:17:53.000 Well, and then other countries go, why doesn't America have this social program?

01:17:57.000 All the other developed countries do.

01:17:58.000 You spend so much on your military.

01:18:00.000 Because we are your military.

01:18:01.000 We are your military.

01:18:02.000 And that's part of why we can't afford the social programs. 0.99

01:18:04.000 Though even if we cut military spending, we still couldn't if you look at the numbers.

01:18:08.000 Correct.

01:18:08.000 Thank you, Seamus, for rounding that up for me.

01:18:10.000 Ram Tech, Super Chat says, is this the state of the Ukrainian address?

01:18:14.000 Apparently.

01:18:15.000 She knows it's going to make him sound popular to harp on this.

01:18:19.000 That's right.

01:18:19.000 have repeatedly shown that they will not tolerate anyone who tries to take their country backwards.

01:18:25.000 That's right. To all Americans, I'll be honest with you, as I always promised I would be, a Russian dictator

01:18:32.000 invading a foreign country has cost around the world.

01:18:36.000 And I'm taking robust action to make sure the pain of our sanctions is targeted at Russian economy 1.00

01:18:43.000 and that we use every tool at our disposal to protect American businesses and consumers.

01:18:48.000 Tonight I can announce the United States has worked with 30 other countries to release 60 million barrels of oil from reserves around the world.

01:18:58.000 America will lead that effort.

01:19:03.000 At least 30 million barrels of our own strategic petroleum reserve.

01:19:07.000 And we stand ready to do more if necessary.

01:19:10.000 Unite it with our allies.

01:19:13.000 These steps will help blunt gas prices here at home.

01:19:16.000 But I know news about what's happening can seem alarming to all Americans.

01:19:20.000 But I want you to know, we're going to be okay.

01:19:24.000 Is that gaslighting?

01:19:26.000 That's gaslighting.

01:19:27.000 He said we're going to be okay.

01:19:29.000 We are not going to stop gaslighting.

01:19:31.000 We use 20 million barrels a day.

01:19:33.000 Yeah, so we're releasing 16, and then 30.

01:19:38.000 Three days.

01:19:38.000 days three days oh no we got now yeah well it shouldn't have taken looks like

01:19:47.000 No, at least it's the generals that aren't.

01:19:48.000 It's something so terrible for people around the world to see what's at stake.

01:19:53.000 Now everyone sees it clearly.

01:19:56.000 We see the unity among leaders of nations, a more unified Europe, a more unified West.

01:20:03.000 We see unity among the people who are gathering in cities and large crowds around the world, even in Russia, to demonstrate their support for the people of Ukraine.

01:20:13.000 In the battle between democracy and autocracies, democracies are rising to the moment and the world is

01:20:19.000 clearly choosing the side of peace and security.

01:20:21.000 This is the real test and it's going to take time. So let us continue to draw inspiration

01:20:28.000 from the iron will of the Ukrainian people to our fellow Ukrainian Americans who forge 0.97

01:20:34.000 the deep bond that connects our two nations. We stand with you.

01:20:38.000 We stand with you.

01:20:40.000 Putin may circle Kiev with tanks, but he'll never gain the hearts and souls of the Iranian people. 0.72

01:20:46.000 The Iranian people? 0.73

01:20:47.000 Wow.

01:20:47.000 He said Iranian.

01:20:49.000 He said Iranian.

01:20:50.000 He will never, never weaken the resolve of the free world.

01:20:53.000 He said Iranian.

01:20:55.000 He said Uranian.

01:20:57.000 No, I mean, technically, he's correct.

01:20:58.000 That will not get them the hearts and minds of the Iranian people. 0.99

01:21:02.000 Is he lying?

01:21:02.000 He's talking about Uranus, and I don't think there are people there.

01:21:05.000 Dude, he's had, like, a super, like, interesting word use.

01:21:09.000 Homeland.

01:21:10.000 Proud people.

01:21:11.000 Iron will.

01:21:12.000 Hearts and souls.

01:21:13.000 This is, like, a very, like, right-wing speech, but only for a different country.

01:21:17.000 Yeah.

01:21:17.000 Iran.

01:21:18.000 Apparently.

01:21:19.000 Yeah.

01:21:19.000 I read it.

01:21:20.000 Yeah.

01:21:21.000 So you can keep up with the rising cost of food, gas, and inflation.

01:21:25.000 Oh, he actually dodged it.

01:21:27.000 I understand, like many of you did.

01:21:30.000 My dad had to leave his home in Scranton Pennsylvania to find work.

01:21:35.000 So like many of you I grew up in a family when the price of food went up it was felt throughout the family.

01:21:40.000 It had an impact.

01:21:41.000 That's one of the first things I did as president was fight to pass the American Rescue Plan because people were hurting.

01:21:49.000 We needed to act and we did.

01:21:52.000 Few pieces of legislation have done more at a critical moment in our history to lift us out of a crisis.

01:21:58.000 It fueled our efforts to vaccinate the nation and combat COVID-19, delivered immediate economic relief to tens of millions of Americans, and helped put the food on the table.

01:22:08.000 Remember those long lines of cars waiting for hours just to get a box of food put in their trunk?

01:22:14.000 It cut the cost of health care insurance.

01:22:18.000 And as my dad used to say, it gave the people just a little bit of breathing room.

01:22:23.000 Unlike the two trillion dollar tax cut passed in the previous administration.

01:22:27.000 Can I drink anyone?

01:22:28.000 I've been doing that the whole time.

01:22:30.000 I've been doing that the whole time.

01:22:33.000 The American Rescue Plan.

01:22:35.000 What did they do?

01:22:36.000 Helped working people and left no one behind.

01:22:39.000 He's talking about Trump.

01:22:42.000 Did he actually say Trump?

01:22:43.000 Two billion tax cut, Trump two billion dollars.

01:22:46.000 Did he say Trump though?

01:22:47.000 No.

01:22:47.000 In the previous administration.

01:22:48.000 It worked.

01:22:53.000 That's blaming Trump.

01:22:54.000 Yeah, but we just have Trump in quotes.

01:22:55.000 Do we have blaming Trump on here?

01:22:58.000 I do not.

01:22:58.000 Are the words blaming Trump here?

01:23:00.000 I said that.

01:23:00.000 Remember, if he blames Trump.

01:23:02.000 We did say blame Trump, but I think it was written in here as Trump in quotes.

01:23:04.000 He created jobs, lots of jobs.

01:23:06.000 In fact, our economy created over 6.5 million new jobs this past year.

01:23:11.000 That's a lot.

01:23:12.000 This is gaslighting.

01:23:14.000 And congratulate self.

01:23:15.000 Congratulate self and gaslights.

01:23:22.000 Wow, I got a lot of them.

01:23:24.000 I got a lot, yes.

01:23:27.000 It's interesting that they don't have camera shots on their work.

01:23:29.000 They don't have camera shots on the Republicans.

01:23:31.000 Are they even there?

01:23:33.000 I don't know.

01:23:33.000 I saw Madison's talk.

01:23:34.000 Just to clarify real quick, for the gaslighting, we lost millions of jobs and only recovered like 90% or something.

01:23:41.000 So it's not that we're creating jobs, we're recovering jobs.

01:23:43.000 It's a great resignation.

01:23:46.000 Look, Vice President Harris and I ran for office, and I realize we have fundamental disagreements on this, but ran for office with a new economic vision for America.

01:24:04.000 Invest in America.

01:24:05.000 Educate Americans.

01:24:07.000 Grow the workforce.

01:24:09.000 Build the economy from the bottom up and the middle out, not from the top down, because we know He sent us top-down checks and built nothing from the bottom up.

01:24:19.000 Okay, so only the Democrats are clapping now.

01:24:20.000 Those are the Republicans right there.

01:24:21.000 It's like a confused clap, too.

01:24:22.000 Oh, they're literally not, right?

01:24:24.000 No, the middle class grows.

01:24:25.000 Yeah, Democrats clapping.

01:24:27.000 I need one more.

01:24:28.000 I just need two more still.

01:24:29.000 I need mentioning January 6th, and I win.

01:24:31.000 Yeah, you're gonna win.

01:24:32.000 He hasn't yet, though.

01:24:33.000 I'm curious if he does.

01:24:35.000 And now, our infrastructure is ranked 13th in the world.

01:24:39.000 We won't be able to compete for the jobs of the 21st century if we don't fix it.

01:24:44.000 That's why it was so important.

01:24:46.000 Which one did you guys just cross?

01:24:48.000 Democrats only.

01:24:49.000 I'm way ahead of you guys.

01:24:50.000 I've just been charging this whole time.

01:24:52.000 He's smart.

01:24:52.000 Oops.

01:24:53.000 If he says January 6th, I win. 0.99

01:24:54.000 What?

01:24:54.000 I hate one more.

01:24:55.000 three to six rebuild America.

01:24:57.000 The single biggest investment.

01:25:00.000 Oh my God, which one did you guys just cross? 0.91

01:25:03.000 Democrats only bipartisan.

01:25:05.000 I'm way ahead of you guys.

01:25:06.000 I've just been trying to make it happen.

01:25:08.000 Oops, we're done.

01:25:09.000 He says January six.

01:25:10.000 I went weeks.

01:25:11.000 Oh, what?

01:25:11.000 Yeah, I think I have the same sheet as you.

01:25:14.000 I must.

01:25:14.000 Oh yeah, we're both going to look.

01:25:16.000 Thank you.

01:25:17.000 Thank you.

01:25:18.000 What do we win?

01:25:19.000 He just needs to inappropriately touch someone and I might be okay.

01:25:23.000 That'd be cool.

01:25:23.000 He's trying to transform America.

01:25:24.000 There's no one for me to touch, I'm afraid.

01:25:26.000 To put us in a path to win the economic competition of the 21st century that we face with the rest of the world, particularly China. 0.99

01:25:34.000 I've told Xi Jinping that it's never been a good bet to bet against the American people.

01:25:41.000 We'll create good jobs for millions of Americans, modernizing roads, airports, ports, waterways, all across America.

01:25:46.000 and will do it to withstand the devastating effects of climate change and climate change.

01:25:53.000 The effects?

01:25:54.000 The effects?

01:25:55.000 Also the word.

01:25:56.000 Not the right word.

01:25:57.000 Effects is the other fake word.

01:25:58.000 Effects is what he meant to say.

01:25:59.000 Is he tricking people?

01:26:00.000 poisonous lead pipes so every child, every American has clean water to drink at home

01:26:05.000 and at school.

01:26:06.000 We're going to provide.

01:26:07.000 This actually kind of just makes me sad.

01:26:08.000 Provide affordable, high speed internet for every American.

01:26:17.000 Nice.

01:26:17.000 Gamers, finally, are no longer oppressed.

01:26:20.000 You can be a slave in the metaverse with no latency.

01:26:22.000 Hey, he's talking about me here.

01:26:24.000 I am oppressed because I can't get good internet.

01:26:26.000 It's true.

01:26:26.000 Lauren, we're talking gamer reparations.

01:26:28.000 Absolutely.

01:26:28.000 Tonight, I'm announcing that this year, we will start fixing over 65,000 miles of highway and 1,500 bridges in disrepair.

01:26:37.000 He forgot what he was going to say.

01:26:38.000 No, he caught himself.

01:26:39.000 You've got to give him that.

01:26:40.000 It's close.

01:26:41.000 Yeah.

01:26:42.000 I really would have marked it off.

01:26:43.000 Oh, look, they're not clapping.

01:26:44.000 Kavanaugh just sitting there.

01:26:45.000 When we use taxpayers' dollars to rebuild America, we're going to do it by buying America. 0.73

01:26:57.000 Thank you.

01:26:59.000 Buy American products.

01:27:02.000 Support American jobs.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, we want China to have something nice.

01:27:07.000 The federal government spends about $600 billion a year to keep this country safe and secure.

01:27:13.000 There's been a law on the books for almost a century to make sure taxpayers' dollars support American jobs and businesses.

01:27:20.000 Every administration, Democrat and Republican, says they'll do it.

01:27:24.000 But we're actually doing it.

01:27:27.000 We'll buy America to make sure everything from the deck of an aircraft carrier to the steel on highway guardrails is made in America from beginning to end. 0.86

01:27:38.000 All of it.

01:27:40.000 I like it.

01:27:41.000 I'll give him credit for that one, for sure.

01:27:43.000 If he does it, right.

01:27:43.000 Yeah, it sounds near impossible.

01:27:45.000 But folks, to compete for the jobs of the future, we also need a loving playing field.

01:27:55.000 A loving playing field, did he say?

01:27:56.000 For China and other competitors.

01:27:58.000 That's why it's so important to pass the Bipartisan Innovation Act sitting in Congress that will make record investments in emerging technologies and American manufacturing.

01:28:07.000 It's really bad.

01:28:08.000 It's just normal to us.

01:28:10.000 Why was that on our thing?

01:28:13.000 Is this considered whispering?

01:28:15.000 I think he whispered.

01:28:16.000 Oh yeah, I checked whispering.

01:28:17.000 He's whispering.

01:28:18.000 Let me give you one example of why it's so important to pass.

01:28:20.000 Did he?

01:28:21.000 Like earlier.

01:28:21.000 If you travel 20 miles east of Columbus, Ohio, you'll find a thousand empty acres of land.

01:28:28.000 It won't look like much, but if you stop and look closely, you'll see a field of dreams.

01:28:34.000 I'm so embarrassed.

01:28:34.000 The ground in which America's future will be built.

01:28:37.000 Kevin Costner.

01:28:38.000 That's where Intel, the American company that helped build Silicon Valley, is going to build a $20 billion semiconductor megasite.

01:28:47.000 I hate it.

01:28:48.000 Up to eight state-of-the-art factories in one place.

01:28:50.000 They're already prepared to lose Singapore.

01:28:52.000 You mean Thailand?

01:28:53.000 10,000 new jobs.

01:28:55.000 And in those factories, the average job is about $135,000 a year.

01:28:57.000 $135,000 a year.

01:28:59.000 Some of the most sophisticated manufacturing in the world to make computer chips the size of a fingertip.

01:29:08.000 The power of the world in everyday lives.

01:29:11.000 Wow.

01:29:11.000 From smartphones, technology, the Internet.

01:29:14.000 Technology has yet to be invented.

01:29:16.000 Man-made horrors beyond our comprehension.

01:29:18.000 Who's Pat?

01:29:19.000 Who is Pat?

01:29:19.000 Pat!

01:29:19.000 In the field of dreams Nobody come on

01:29:37.000 Everybody's standing up.

01:29:38.000 Who's Pat?

01:29:39.000 Pat came to see me and he told me they're ready to increase their investment from $20 billion to $100 billion in American oligarchs.

01:29:47.000 Pat, they, they, Pat!

01:29:48.000 That would be the biggest investment in manufacturing in American history.

01:29:50.000 That's going to give us millions of dollars, Pat.

01:29:52.000 Do you know what company he's talking about?

01:29:57.000 Intel?

01:29:58.000 Intel.

01:29:58.000 Send it to my desk.

01:29:59.000 I'll sign it.

01:30:00.000 And we'll really take off in a big way.

01:30:05.000 Dude, Pat's gonna help us make $135 a day and to fill the drinks. 0.99

01:30:11.000 Who is this person that has purple hair?

01:30:13.000 There's something happening in America.

01:30:14.000 In Congress?

01:30:15.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:30:17.000 Interesting.

01:30:17.000 Where's Waldo with the purple hair?

01:30:19.000 Someone chatted, look Pat, that's like Pat.

01:30:22.000 I'm pretty sure it's a congressman.

01:30:23.000 Revitalization of American manufacturing.

01:30:25.000 Even in Canada someone with hair like that I don't think would be able to be elected.

01:30:28.000 That's shocking.

01:30:29.000 Just a few years ago they would have gone overseas.

01:30:31.000 Even in Canada.

01:30:32.000 That's what's happening.

01:30:34.000 Florida is investing $11 billion in electric vehicles, creating 11,000 jobs across the country.

01:30:40.000 GEMMA is making the largest investment in its history.

01:30:44.000 $7 billion to build electric vehicles, creating 4,000 jobs in Michigan.

01:30:49.000 All told, 369,000 new manufacturing jobs were created in America last year alone.

01:30:56.000 Pat Gilsinger, CEO of Intel.

01:30:58.000 That's who that is.

01:31:00.000 20% of Intel is owned by Vanguard, BlackRock, and State Street.

01:31:03.000 Ah!

01:31:03.000 This is fun, live checking this.

01:31:06.000 21%.

01:31:06.000 If it's an advertisement for Intel, the state of the union.

01:31:08.000 Powered by people I've met, like JoJo Burgess.

01:31:11.000 Powered by Intel.

01:31:12.000 Generation 2 steelworkers in Pittsburgh.

01:31:15.000 Let's hear it tonight.

01:31:16.000 Where are you, JoJo?

01:31:17.000 There you go.

01:31:18.000 Thanks, buddy.

01:31:19.000 JoJo?

01:31:19.000 I bet he was cool.

01:31:20.000 Did JoJo get a few millions, too?

01:31:23.000 As Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown says... They needed intel to run the deepfakes of all the people in the crowd.

01:31:27.000 Oh my gosh, that's gonna happen one day.

01:31:28.000 The president should not sound this drunk when he's sober.

01:31:31.000 Who is JoJo?

01:31:32.000 I'm serious.

01:31:32.000 Sherrod Brown says it's time to bury the label Rust Belt.

01:31:38.000 It's time to see... They're all like, why?

01:31:42.000 Forgot what he's saying. Yeah! What would you call it? I don't know what he's saying. Be quiet!

01:31:46.000 Oh my god! I'm on a roll!

01:31:52.000 Yes, but he forgot what he was saying for several seconds.

01:31:55.000 That's why my top priority is getting prices under control.

01:31:58.000 That was 10 seconds of silence.

01:32:00.000 That was like 5 seconds.

01:32:01.000 10 seconds and forgot.

01:32:02.000 That's not silence. 1.00

01:32:03.000 Shut up. 0.99

01:32:04.000 Did he finish his sentence? 1.00

01:32:05.000 Yes.

01:32:06.000 But he forgot what he was saying for several seconds.

01:32:09.000 He did.

01:32:10.000 That's one of my top priorities, getting prices under control.

01:32:12.000 Lauren actually fell off her chair. 0.99

01:32:14.000 Faster than almost anyone predicted.

01:32:17.000 The pandemic meant that businesses had a hard time hiring enough people because of the pandemic

01:32:23.000 to keep up production in their factories.

01:32:26.000 So you didn't have people making those beams that went in a building because they were out.

01:32:31.000 The factory was closed.

01:32:33.000 The panic also disrupted the global supply chain.

01:32:35.000 What did he say the Rust Belt needed to be called?

01:32:37.000 Because whatever he said is probably... That would be news speak.

01:32:39.000 That would be the Latinx. 0.99

01:32:40.000 That'd be news speak.

01:32:41.000 That'd be the Latinx. 0.99

01:32:42.000 That's always bad.

01:32:43.000 Look at cars last year.

01:32:47.000 One third of all the inflation was because of automobile sales.

01:32:50.000 There weren't enough semiconductors to make all the cars that people wanted to buy.

01:32:54.000 And guess what?

01:32:55.000 Correct.

01:32:56.000 Prices of automobiles went way up.

01:32:58.000 It wasn't because of that.

01:32:58.000 Especially used vehicles as well.

01:33:02.000 And so we have a choice.

01:33:04.000 One way to fight inflation is to drive down wages and make Americans poorer.

01:33:08.000 I think I have a better idea to fight inflation.

01:33:11.000 He's a genius.

01:33:11.000 Lower your costs, not your wages.

01:33:14.000 What the hell will that do to taking money out of the money supply, Joe?

01:33:18.000 We could lower inflation by lowering inflation.

01:33:20.000 Thank you, Joe.

01:33:23.000 Lower the cost, man!

01:33:26.000 That means make more cars and semiconductors in America.

01:33:31.000 More infrastructure and innovation in America.

01:33:34.000 More goods moving faster and cheaper in America.

01:33:38.000 More jobs and we can earn a good living in America.

01:33:42.000 Instead of relying on foreign supply chains, let's make it in America.

01:33:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:48.000 That's very Trump-y.

01:33:49.000 We should have had stealing credit for Trump songs.

01:33:51.000 Yeah!

01:33:52.000 Economist!

01:33:53.000 Plagiarism!

01:33:54.000 Can we do plagiarism now?

01:33:57.000 Well, to be fair, what's written here is plagorized, which could actually mean what he's talking about.

01:34:03.000 Oh, jeez.

01:34:05.000 Well, I did not expect that.

01:34:07.000 Economist!

01:34:08.000 USA!

01:34:08.000 Hello, Democrat!

01:34:09.000 I did not.

01:34:09.000 What?

01:34:09.000 I didn't expect that, yeah.

01:34:11.000 We've got the capacity of our economy.

01:34:13.000 That's comedy.

01:34:13.000 I call it building a better America.

01:34:17.000 Better.

01:34:18.000 This new Biden update is interesting.

01:34:22.000 Sounds like he quacked.

01:34:27.000 17 Nobel laureates in economics said my plan will ease long-term inflationary pressures.

01:34:33.000 Top business leaders, right?

01:34:35.000 They also told us to print trillions.

01:34:38.000 Here's the plan.

01:34:39.000 First, cut the cost of prescription drugs.

01:34:43.000 That is a platitude.

01:34:44.000 Were these the same economists who aren't sure where this inflation is coming from?

01:34:48.000 Are you talking about economists?

01:34:50.000 Because I don't know.

01:34:52.000 Oh, it's not economists, it's economists.

01:34:58.000 There was an insulection.

01:35:00.000 Vosh Superchats is literally MAGA.

01:35:02.000 And he's right.

01:35:03.000 Insulin, talking about that stuff.

01:35:05.000 He said make better America or something.

01:35:08.000 He just did a thing.

01:35:09.000 He's building back better.

01:35:10.000 He and his dad both have type 1 diabetes.

01:35:14.000 Which means they need insulin every single day.

01:35:18.000 That's correct.

01:35:18.000 It's an interesting switcheroo.

01:35:20.000 A bunch of right-wingers like, ah, screw all this. 0.95

01:35:23.000 I hate this country now. 0.91

01:35:24.000 And now they're like, USA, because they've got their woke republic.

01:35:27.000 They charge families like Joshua and his dad up to 30 times that amount.

01:35:32.000 I spoke with Joshua's mom.

01:35:34.000 Imagine what it's like to look at your child who needs insulin to stay healthy and have

01:35:39.000 no idea how in God's name you're going to be able to pay for it.

01:35:42.000 Is that a fake story?

01:35:43.000 I don't know.

01:35:44.000 I don't know.

01:35:44.000 Joshua, insulin does cause, like, a ridiculous amount.

01:35:46.000 Like, I wouldn't... You're going to look your child in the eye.

01:35:49.000 You'll get the benefit of the doubt.

01:35:50.000 To be the parent you expect yourself to be.

01:35:53.000 Is he whispering?

01:35:53.000 I really mean to think about it.

01:35:55.000 I don't know, man.

01:35:55.000 He's whispering to me.

01:35:57.000 That's what I think about.

01:35:58.000 That was a whisper.

01:35:59.000 That was a whisper.

01:36:00.000 Everybody drink.

01:36:01.000 Oh, boy.

01:36:02.000 Happy birthday, buddy, by the way.

01:36:04.000 Obama did that a lot.

01:36:05.000 Biden's ripping him off.

01:36:06.000 That whispering tactic.

01:36:07.000 So Joshua, make things better.

01:36:10.000 Make things better.

01:36:11.000 Dude, Obama talks like the Arthur Dean song.

01:36:14.000 We've got to work together to make things better.

01:36:16.000 It's a simple message.

01:36:17.000 It comes from the heart.

01:36:18.000 Believe in yourself.

01:36:19.000 So everyone can afford it.

01:36:23.000 And drug companies will do very, very well.

01:36:26.000 They're prop and march.

01:36:27.000 That's what I'm worried about.

01:36:29.000 Wait, how are we going to lower the drug prices and the drug companies are going to do very well?

01:36:33.000 Let's let Medicare negotiate the price of prescription drugs. 0.97

01:36:37.000 Isn't this what Trump was saying?

01:36:38.000 Prescription drugs?

01:36:39.000 Well, they're going to negotiate the price of prescription drugs.

01:36:42.000 So they already set the price for VA drugs.

01:36:49.000 Look, the American Rescue Plan is helping millions of families with Affordable Care Act plans to save them $2,400 a year on their health pergremiums.

01:36:59.000 Health pergremiums.

01:37:00.000 Permanent.

01:37:02.000 Ah, it's fish in a barrel, though.

01:37:03.000 I'm writing them all down anyway, dude.

01:37:05.000 What did you call it before?

01:37:06.000 Ugrania or something?

01:37:08.000 Uranian.

01:37:09.000 No, no, no, no.

01:37:10.000 Before the show.

01:37:11.000 Yo, Ukrangus, man.

01:37:13.000 Ukrangus. 0.79

01:37:15.000 You almost got that.

01:37:16.000 You should have just put it on there.

01:37:18.000 He'd like to be energy efficient and get a tax credit for it.

01:37:23.000 Double America's clean energy production and solar, wind, and so much more.

01:37:27.000 Lower the price of electric vehicles, saving another $80 a month.

01:37:29.000 I'm sorry, what universe is he living in?

01:37:30.000 That you're not going to have to pay at the pump.

01:37:32.000 Like, we're all going to make money and stop production of, like, fossil fuels.

01:37:37.000 Lauren, you don't understand.

01:37:39.000 He's going to stop inflation by lowering prices.

01:37:41.000 The first thing we can do to change the standard of living for hardworking folks is cut the cost of child care.

01:37:47.000 We're going to do all of it.

01:37:49.000 No more childcare, no more cost of insulin, no more inflation.

01:37:54.000 Vote for me.

01:37:56.000 I'm going to write you a check for a hundred bucks.

01:38:02.000 And I'm going to come to your house and bake you a cake for your grandma.

01:38:06.000 I was a single dad for five years.

01:38:08.000 Raising two kids had a lot of help though.

01:38:11.000 I had a mom, a dad, a brother and a sister that really helped.

01:38:15.000 But middle class and working folks shouldn't have to pay more than 7% of their income to care for the young children.

01:38:25.000 My plan would cut the cost of childcare in half for most families.

01:38:30.000 But pay those workers more somehow.

01:38:34.000 Millions of women who left the workforce during the pandemic because they couldn't afford childcare to be able to get back to work.

01:38:42.000 Generating economic growth.

01:38:44.000 Husbands?

01:38:44.000 Yeah.

01:38:45.000 My plan doesn't stop there at all.

01:38:46.000 I think you're right.

01:38:48.000 More affordable housing.

01:38:49.000 I have no idea.

01:38:50.000 Pre-K for three and four year olds.

01:38:53.000 All these will lower costs to families.

01:38:55.000 More affordable housing.

01:38:56.000 Under my plan, nobody.

01:38:57.000 Child support.

01:38:57.000 Let me say this again.

01:38:59.000 Nobody.

01:39:00.000 I love how the plan isn't to figure out a single family wage, it's how to make it easier for strayers to raise their money.

01:39:10.000 No one making less than $400K will see their taxes go up.

01:39:12.000 Well, next year $400K is going to get you about what $50K a year gets you.

01:39:15.000 He's counting on inflation.

01:39:16.000 Ain't.

01:39:16.000 50k you're getting yourself.

01:39:18.000 Floor.

01:39:19.000 He's counting on inflation.

01:39:20.000 That we'd all agree that the present tax system ain't fair.

01:39:24.000 Ain't.

01:39:25.000 No, we don't agree.

01:39:25.000 Ain't.

01:39:26.000 We have to fix it.

01:39:27.000 I'm not looking to punish anybody.

01:39:29.000 Oh, yeah?

01:39:30.000 Let's make corporations and wealthy Americans start paying their fair share. 0.97

01:39:35.000 Define fair share.

01:39:36.000 I'm not looking to punish anyone, but let's make corporate America and rich Americans pay more.

01:39:41.000 That's right.

01:39:42.000 No punishments.

01:39:43.000 Fair share.

01:39:43.000 Like Chris Coons and Tom Carper and my distinguished congresswoman.

01:39:50.000 We come from the land of corporate America.

01:39:53.000 There are more corporations incorporated in America than every other state in America combined.

01:39:57.000 What?

01:39:58.000 What did he just say?

01:39:58.000 There are more corporations, corporate America, than every other state in the world.

01:40:01.000 I think he's talking about the US.

01:40:02.000 Oh.

01:40:03.000 Yeah.

01:40:03.000 He's rumbled again.

01:40:04.000 It's so quick to play business.

01:40:06.000 Last year, 55 of the Fortune 500 companies earned.

01:40:11.000 40.

01:40:11.000 That, I don't believe.

01:40:13.000 That's like an elegant way to say 40 for someone who's not Irish. 1.00

01:40:18.000 It's not fair.

01:40:20.000 That's why I proposed a 15% minimum tax rate for corporations.

01:40:24.000 Ooh, tax the rich.

01:40:25.000 Socialists, let me look up how much they pay right now.

01:40:29.000 15.

01:40:29.000 That's why, in the G7 and other meetings overseas, we were able to put together, I was able to be somewhat helpful, 130 countries' degree on a global minimum tax rate.

01:40:38.000 So companies can't get out of paying their taxes at home by shipping jobs in factories overseas.

01:40:44.000 It'll raise billions of dollars.

01:40:46.000 That's why I propose closing loopholes for the very wealthy who pay a lower tax rate than a teacher and a firefighter.

01:40:54.000 So that's my plan, but we have to go into more detail later.

01:40:56.000 That's what concerns me.

01:40:59.000 I'm like, I don't hate this proposal, but we're going to go into detail later.

01:41:02.000 We'll figure it out later.

01:41:04.000 15% taxes for corporations, right now they pay 21%.

01:41:07.000 What?

01:41:07.000 He's saying minimum.

01:41:10.000 Is he suggesting like they're escaping that though by finding loopholes and he wants to ensure that they pay actually the 15%?

01:41:20.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:41:21.000 Buzz off, dude.

01:41:22.000 This is about the USA.

01:41:23.000 Come on, man.

01:41:23.000 That's a conspiracy thingy, man.

01:41:24.000 about the US. Jeffrey Mac super chat says has Hunter paid his fair share? Oh, and Kim Hersley

01:41:30.000 has Joe Biden paid his fair share and 10% for the big guy.

01:41:33.000 It will lower the deficit.

01:41:34.000 The previous conspiracy thingy. It undermined the watchdogs, the job of those to keep pandemic

01:41:45.000 relief funds being wasted.

01:41:46.000 Remember we had those debates about whether or not those watchdogs should be able to see every day how much money was being spent?

01:41:53.000 Where was it going to the right place?

01:41:55.000 In my administration, the watchdogs are back.

01:42:00.000 We're spying on you again, everyone.

01:42:01.000 We're gonna go after the criminals who stole billions of relief money meant for small business and millions of Americans.

01:42:07.000 Tonight I'm announcing that the Justice Department will soon name a chief prosecutor for pandemic fraud.

01:42:13.000 You gonna get this one fired too?

01:42:16.000 I thought he just got rid of prosecutors.

01:42:19.000 Yeah, I thought he got rid of people who investigate fraud.

01:42:21.000 We need an independent coalition to investigate that.

01:42:26.000 I think we all agree.

01:42:27.000 Thank you.

01:42:28.000 By the end of this year, the deficit will be down to less than half of what it was before it took off.

01:42:31.000 They have to be expressive.

01:42:33.000 That's part of it.

01:42:33.000 The only president ever to cut the deficit by more than $1 trillion in a single year.

01:42:40.000 Lowering your cost also meant demanding more competition.

01:42:44.000 I'm a capitalist, but capitalism without competition is not capitalism.

01:42:49.000 What?

01:42:50.000 Capitalism without competition is exploitation.

01:42:53.000 It drives up profits.

01:42:54.000 He's talking about monopolies, isn't he?

01:42:59.000 Corporations have to compete.

01:43:02.000 Their profits go up and your prices go up when they don't have to compete.

01:43:06.000 Wait, what?

01:43:06.000 Small businesses and family farmers and ranchers.

01:43:09.000 I need not tell some of my Republican friends from those states.

01:43:12.000 Guess what?

01:43:13.000 You got four basic meatpacking facilities.

01:43:17.000 That's it.

01:43:18.000 You play with her, but you don't get to play at all.

01:43:20.000 That's true.

01:43:20.000 Yeah.

01:43:20.000 And you pay a hell of a lot more.

01:43:23.000 A hell of a lot more. 0.99

01:43:24.000 WTF? 0.96

01:43:24.000 I love Joe Biden now. 0.96

01:43:34.000 He cursed.

01:43:34.000 What did he say?

01:43:36.000 He said hell.

01:43:37.000 Did he say hell?

01:43:38.000 Yeah, he did.

01:43:39.000 I think that might be a profanity rather than a curse.

01:43:42.000 What do you mean by cursing?

01:43:43.000 I mean, colloquially, curse usually just means something you consider a swear word, so I guess it would count for most people.

01:43:53.000 I mean, colloquially, cursed usually just means something you consider a swear word,

01:43:56.000 so I guess it would count for most people.

01:43:58.000 As Wall Street firms take over more nursing homes, quality in those homes has gone down,

01:44:04.000 and costs have gone up.

01:44:06.000 Bye!

01:44:07.000 That ends on my watch.

01:44:09.000 Medicare is going to set higher standards for nursing homes and make sure loved ones get the care they deserve and that they inspect and they will look that closely.

01:44:18.000 We're also going to cut costs to keep the economy going strong and giving workers a fair shot.

01:44:23.000 Provide more training and apprenticeships.

01:44:25.000 Hire them based on skills, not just their degrees.

01:44:28.000 Porkin super chest says a lot of promises no accomplishments. Yep. This isn't a story

01:44:34.000 You know the way to 15 dollars He's not talking about anything. That's actually the child

01:44:39.000 tax credit. So no one has to raise the family in poverty crisis pilgrims

01:44:46.000 I'm gonna fix it.

01:44:46.000 I wonder if it's going to work as well as his other programs.

01:44:48.000 I think it's really cool that Biden solved every problem in America tonight.

01:44:51.000 I think it's really cool.

01:44:52.000 Our first lady who teaches full-time calls America's best kept secret, community colleges. 0.99

01:44:56.000 I'm going to fix it.

01:44:58.000 I just haven't done it yet.

01:44:59.000 We're going to get there.

01:45:00.000 It's like the guy that always tells you about that business he's about to start and he always has like a new one.

01:45:06.000 I'm starting this rap album.

01:45:07.000 It's going to be huge.

01:45:08.000 Do you want to invest in it?

01:45:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:45:11.000 From the bottom up and the middle out, together we can do something we haven't done in a long time.

01:45:15.000 Build a better America.

01:45:17.000 For more than two years, COVID has impacted every decision in our lives.

01:45:20.000 What's the difference between Build a Better America and, I guess, Make America Great Again?

01:45:23.000 That's like a New World Order story.

01:45:24.000 Build a Better America.

01:45:25.000 Build Back Better, though, is pretty much the same as Make America Great Again.

01:45:28.000 That doesn't even count the close to a million people who sit at a dining room table or a kitchen table and look at an empty chair because they lost somebody.

01:45:40.000 But I also know this.

01:45:42.000 Because of the progress we've made, because of your resilience, and the tools that we have been provided by this Congress, tonight I can say we're moving forward safely, back to more normal routines.

01:45:58.000 We've reached a new moment in the fight against COVID-19, where severe cases are down to a level not seen since July of last year.

01:46:05.000 Just a few days ago, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention Issue the new mask guidelines under the new guidelines.

01:46:14.000 Most Americans and most of the country can now go mask free. 0.68

01:46:19.000 And based on projections- Ending COVID?

01:46:21.000 Convenient!

01:46:22.000 Midterms!

01:46:23.000 And based on projections, more of the country will reach a point across that point across the next couple of weeks.

01:46:29.000 And thanks to the progress we've made in the past year, COVID-19 no longer need control our lives.

01:46:34.000 Ooh, takes credit for ending COVID, man.

01:46:35.000 I know someone talking about living- You have that one?

01:46:37.000 Yeah, I have that.

01:46:38.000 Thank you very much.

01:46:39.000 Yeah, he did.

01:46:40.000 I'm so close.

01:46:40.000 We never will just accept living with COVID-19.

01:46:43.000 I just need January 6th.

01:46:44.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:46:45.000 January 6th, I went through diseases.

01:46:47.000 If he says man, I win. 1.00

01:46:50.000 He's gonna say both, so he needs to mention first.

01:46:57.000 It's all stuff he wants to do!

01:46:58.000 None of it is stuff he's done!

01:46:59.000 What kind of progress report is that?

01:47:01.000 I will do my homework.

01:47:02.000 effective vaccines are. If you're vaccinated and boosted you have the highest degree of protection.

01:47:08.000 We'll never give up on more Americans. Now I know parents with kids under five are eager to see their vaccines

01:47:15.000 authorized for their children.

01:47:16.000 Bye.

01:47:17.000 Scientists are working hard to get that done.

01:47:19.000 We'll be ready with plenty of vaccines if and when they do.

01:47:23.000 We're all ready.

01:47:24.000 We are also ready with antiviral treatments.

01:47:29.000 If you get COVID-19, the Pfizer pill reduces your chances of ending up in the hospital by 90%.

01:47:37.000 Pfizer is working overtime to get us a million pills this month and more than double that next month.

01:47:47.000 And now we're launching the Test to Treat initiative.

01:47:51.000 So people can get tested at a pharmacy and if they prove positive, receive the antiviral

01:47:56.000 pills on the spot at no cost.

01:47:59.000 Folks, if you're immunocompromised or have some other vulnerability, we have treatments

01:48:15.000 and free high quality masks.

01:48:17.000 We're leaving no one behind or ignoring anyone's needs as we move forward.

01:48:22.000 On testing, we've made hundreds of millions of tests available, and you can order them for free to your doorstep.

01:48:29.000 And we've already ordered free tests.

01:48:31.000 If you already ordered free tests tonight, I'm announcing you can order another group of tests.

01:48:37.000 Go to covidtest.gov starting next week.

01:48:43.000 We must prepare for new variants.

01:48:45.000 What happened with the last mail-in test?

01:48:46.000 Over the past, we've gotten much better at detecting new variants.

01:48:50.000 If necessary, we'll be able to develop new vaccines within 100 days instead of 100 days is months, by the way.

01:48:57.000 Dude, my Twitter feed is killing me.

01:48:59.000 I know.

01:48:59.000 Just lower your costs is the new, just stop being poor.

01:49:01.000 months ready if needed. I can't promise a new variant won't come but I can't

01:49:07.000 promise you we'll do everything within our power to be ready if it does. Third

01:49:12.000 this guy's really stupid. My Twitter feed is killing me. 1.00

01:49:17.000 His intelligence is not that high.

01:49:17.000 Just lower your costs is the new just stop being poor. We have the tools we need. It's time for

01:49:25.000 America to get back to work and fill our great downtowns again with people.

01:49:28.000 People working from home can feel safe and begin to return to their offices.

01:49:33.000 We're just in time for midterms.

01:49:34.000 Josh Superchat saying the State of the Union brought to you by Big Pharma.

01:49:37.000 Yep, Pfizer, Intel, and Big Pharma, dude.

01:49:39.000 Brought to you by Pfizer, powered by Intel.

01:49:42.000 Brought to you by Pat in the field of dreams.

01:49:46.000 Just patriotic colors.

01:49:48.000 Oh, they're not American. 1.00

01:49:54.000 They're wearing West Virginia's colors.

01:50:00.000 I like that.

01:50:02.000 It's interesting that on the White House... This is so bad.

01:50:07.000 On the White House livestream, and it's not like this on all of them, like Fox News has an image of Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris behind Joe.

01:50:15.000 The White House has cut off the head of the vice president in this livestream.

01:50:19.000 They could have just panned out a little bit.

01:50:21.000 Sexism.

01:50:22.000 Probably just sexism. 1.00

01:50:22.000 How does he have 290,000 views? 1.00

01:50:23.000 This is the worst streamer I've ever seen in my life.

01:50:25.000 Yeah, but look how many likes he's got.

01:50:26.000 How many superchats has he got?

01:50:27.000 They've got 290,000 live viewers and 13,000 likes.

01:50:28.000 We have 64,000 viewers and 19,000 likes.

01:50:28.000 Look at that ratio.

01:50:29.000 Their dislike ratio is probably massive.

01:50:30.000 What he should do is be like, smash that like button.

01:50:32.000 That's incredible.

01:50:32.000 A savvy president would tell them to smash the like button.

01:50:34.000 We've got 290,000 live viewers and 13,000 likes.

01:50:37.000 We have 64,000 viewers and 19,000 likes.

01:50:40.000 Look at that ratio.

01:50:41.000 Their dislike ratio is probably massive.

01:50:43.000 What he should do is be like, smash that like button.

01:50:46.000 That's incredible.

01:50:47.000 A savvy president would tell them to smash the like button.

01:50:49.000 Absolutely.

01:50:50.000 He's got to control his own powers.

01:50:52.000 That'd be awesome if he said that.

01:50:53.000 He's not even reading out super chats.

01:50:54.000 How can you call this man a leader?

01:50:55.000 They're watching TimCast IRL because they just panned out and showed Kamala Harris' face for the first time.

01:51:00.000 They totally are.

01:51:01.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:51:02.000 Oh, they're zooming in again.

01:51:03.000 No way.

01:51:03.000 Thanks, guys.

01:51:04.000 You know, we've lost so much in COVID-19.

01:51:06.000 Guys, can you get him to say words right?

01:51:07.000 Next.

01:51:09.000 I was surprised he forgot what he was saying because he's got prompters.

01:51:16.000 Okay, so they're focusing on Joe's face.

01:51:17.000 I see what you guys are doing.

01:51:18.000 They panned out so you know the context.

01:51:20.000 I need you guys to get him to touch someone so I can win this game.

01:51:25.000 At the eye.

01:51:26.000 He said touch someone?

01:51:27.000 Yeah, I've got inappropriate contact.

01:51:30.000 I just need Trump and I win.

01:51:34.000 We can't change how divided we've been.

01:51:39.000 It was a long time in coming.

01:51:40.000 It's like he who must not be named.

01:51:41.000 Not going to say Voldemort, man.

01:51:43.000 Yeah, exactly. He who can't be named.

01:51:45.000 We — I need January 6th, though.

01:51:49.000 We can't change how divided we've been.

01:51:51.000 There's a long time in coming.

01:51:53.000 Who's responsible for that?

01:51:54.000 But we can't change how to move forward on COVID-19 and other issues that we must face together.

01:51:59.000 I recently visited New York City Police Department days after the funerals of Officer Wilbur Mora

01:52:06.000 and his partner, Officer Jason Rivera.

01:52:08.000 Let me see.

01:52:10.000 They were responding to a 9-11 call when a man shot and killed them with a stolen gun.

01:52:16.000 Officer Moore was 27 years old.

01:52:18.000 Officer Rivera was 22 years old.

01:52:21.000 Both Dominican-Americans who grew up in the same streets that they later chose to patrol as police officers.

01:52:29.000 I spoke with their families, and I told them they were forever in debt for their sacrifices and will carry on their mission to restore the trust and safety in every community deserves.

01:52:41.000 Like some of you that have been around for a while, I've worked with you on these issues for a long time.

01:52:48.000 I know what works.

01:52:50.000 Investigating crime prevention and community policing, cops who walk the beat, who know the neighborhood, and who can restore trust and safety.

01:53:00.000 Let's not abandon our streets or choose between safety and equal justice.

01:53:05.000 Let's come together and protect our communities, restore trust, and hold law enforcement accountable.

01:53:10.000 That's why the Justice Department has required body cameras, ban chokeholds and restricted no-knocks warrants for its

01:53:17.000 officers.

01:53:18.000 That's why the American Rescue Plan, that you all provided, $350 billion that cities, states, and counties can use

01:53:27.000 to hire more police, invest in more proven strategies.

01:53:31.000 Interesting.

01:53:33.000 They're breaking with the far left.

01:53:35.000 I don't like federalization of police.

01:53:37.000 It's already happening.

01:53:41.000 Biggie says I have an app allowing me to see dislikes.

01:53:45.000 3.9 thousand so far.

01:53:46.000 It could be embedded live viewers like this being played on other websites.

01:53:55.000 Is to fund the police.

01:53:56.000 That's right!

01:53:59.000 What?

01:53:59.000 Refund the police.

01:54:00.000 They are breaking with the far left.

01:54:02.000 Pay the people being screwed back.

01:54:04.000 He's playing Trump's lines.

01:54:07.000 He's saying build America back and buy America in and fund the police.

01:54:10.000 The whole thing is plagiarism.

01:54:16.000 Is that fair?

01:54:16.000 Can we call that plagiarizing?

01:54:17.000 Uh, no, because you didn't quote the exact words.

01:54:20.000 It's true.

01:54:21.000 But plagiarism doesn't have to be an exact quote.

01:54:23.000 Often it isn't.

01:54:24.000 Yeah, we meant like stealing other people's work.

01:54:25.000 I think he has, at this point, plagiarized.

01:54:28.000 I agree.

01:54:28.000 I mean, if they were good ideas, so we could say Trump plagiarized them.

01:54:30.000 We've got tons of Super Chats saying he's stealing Trump's minds. 0.90

01:54:33.000 Yeah, it's taking your ideas.

01:54:34.000 You know, I've always... It's interesting, plagiarizing, yeah.

01:54:37.000 I always wanted to know what a Trump speech would sound like if he was drunk.

01:54:41.000 I'm getting an opportunity to hear that today.

01:54:43.000 Look at this, Wade has lots of handguns.

01:54:46.000 Why?

01:54:46.000 It was a stolen gun.

01:54:48.000 Why?

01:54:48.000 I was going to put gun control on here, but I thought no one cared about that issue right now.

01:54:51.000 Is he going to bring up immigration?

01:54:53.000 I said plagiarize.

01:54:54.000 Yeah, plagiarize.

01:54:55.000 I think plagiarize.

01:54:56.000 He is totally different.

01:54:56.000 There you go, I'm drinking.

01:54:58.000 Plagiarize is a legal thing, though, so.

01:55:00.000 No, it's like an educational thing.

01:55:02.000 Allegedly.

01:55:03.000 Well, we spelled plagiarize wrong.

01:55:04.000 Yeah, we did.

01:55:05.000 Manufacturing is the only industry in America that can't be sued.

01:55:09.000 No.

01:55:09.000 Pharmaceutical companies, bro.

01:55:11.000 Here's one for the audience.

01:55:12.000 Every time you're annoyed by Biden, smash the like button.

01:55:16.000 These laws don't infringe on the Second Amendment.

01:55:19.000 Oh, that's a lie.

01:55:20.000 Gaslighting.

01:55:21.000 The most fundamental right in America is the right to vote and have it counted.

01:55:27.000 And look, it's under assault.

01:55:30.000 In state after state, new laws have been passed.

01:55:34.000 Not only suppress the vote, we've been there before, but to subvert the entire election.

01:55:39.000 You can't let this happen.

01:55:41.000 Tonight I call on the Senate to pass the Freedom to Vote Act.

01:55:46.000 Pass the John Lewis Act.

01:55:48.000 Voting Rights Act.

01:55:50.000 And while you're at it, pass the Disclose Act so Americans know who's funding our election.

01:55:57.000 Look, tonight, I'd like to honor someone who dedicated his life to serve this country.

01:56:05.000 Justice Breyer, an Army veteran, constitutional scholar, retiring Justice of the United States Supreme Court.

01:56:13.000 Justice Breyer, thank you for your service.

01:56:16.000 Thanks for retiring, dude.

01:56:18.000 So I can fill your place with an African-American lady. 1.00

01:56:21.000 Stand up and see me.

01:56:22.000 Thank you.

01:56:22.000 I think that counts.

01:56:26.000 I have mad respect for people that step down for power, willingly.

01:56:28.000 I think that counts, though.

01:56:31.000 We all know, no matter what your ideology, we all know one of the most serious constitutional responsibilities a president has is nominating someone to serve on the United States Supreme Court.

01:56:43.000 Here it comes.

01:56:46.000 As I did four days ago, I've nominated a Circuit Court of Appeals, Katanji Brown-Jackson.

01:56:54.000 One of our nation's top legal minds, who continue in Justice Breyer's legacy of excellence.

01:57:06.000 A former top litigator in private practice, a former federal public defender, from a family of public school educators and police officers.

01:57:16.000 She's a consensus builder.

01:57:18.000 Since she's been nominated, she's received a broad range of support.

01:57:22.000 Including the fraternal order of police and former judges supported by Democrats and Republicans.

01:57:28.000 Folks, if we're to advance liberty and justice, we need to secure our border and fix the immigration system. 0.99

01:57:36.000 What?

01:57:37.000 What is going on?

01:57:39.000 Base!

01:57:40.000 Biden is so base!

01:57:40.000 Oh my goodness!

01:57:41.000 Oh shit! 1.00

01:57:42.000 Come on man, I've been saying it's gotta be. 1.00

01:57:46.000 Lawrence has been the most excited for Biden of all of us.

01:57:49.000 This is legitimate.

01:57:51.000 I'm way drunker than all of you.

01:57:53.000 So I'm like buying into everything he's saying.

01:57:55.000 Lauren, you've had way too much.

01:57:57.000 I can't believe he's saying that.

01:58:00.000 That was a non-sequitur.

01:58:01.000 He was like, we're going to appoint a Supreme Court!

01:58:04.000 Gotta build a wall, man!

01:58:06.000 Gotta build that wall!

01:58:09.000 We're putting in place dedicated immigration judges.

01:58:12.000 Does this count as him being racist?

01:58:13.000 So what are these accidents?

01:58:15.000 That's what they want to retcon this guy and cancel him.

01:58:18.000 I always said, bit pulled along.

01:58:21.000 I love Pink Floyd.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, wow.

01:58:23.000 They do need to do that.

01:58:23.000 This is an interesting shift.

01:58:25.000 It's almost like he's polling poorly or something.

01:58:27.000 Right?

01:58:27.000 to host more refugees and secure their own borders.

01:58:30.000 Yeah. Wow.

01:58:31.000 They do need to do that.

01:58:32.000 We can do all this while keeping lit the torch of liberty that has led the generation of immigrants to this land.

01:58:35.000 This is an interesting shift.

01:58:36.000 My forebears and many of yours.

01:58:38.000 It's almost like he's polling poorly or something.

01:58:39.000 Provide a pathway to citizens who are dreamers.

01:58:41.000 You could be on this other hand.

01:58:42.000 Those in temporary status, farm workers, essential workers.

01:58:45.000 Revise our laws so businesses have workers they need and families don't wait decades to reunite.

01:58:55.000 It's not only the right thing to do, it's an economically smart thing to do.

01:58:59.000 That's why the immigration reform is supported by everyone from labor unions, the religious leaders, to the U.S.

01:59:04.000 Chamber of Commerce.

01:59:06.000 Let's get it done once and for all.

01:59:08.000 Get what done?

01:59:09.000 This is vague.

01:59:10.000 Biden's gonna put like the last Lego piece of Trump's wall in and be like, I did it!

01:59:14.000 Build the wall!

01:59:16.000 I made the vaccines and I built the wall.

01:59:18.000 Advancing liberty and justice also requires protecting the rights of women. 0.90

01:59:25.000 Oh, we didn't have that one, did we?

01:59:28.000 We didn't put women in the bingo sheet because Lauren said no one cares about women. 1.00

01:59:32.000 That's actually true!

01:59:33.000 She literally said that.

01:59:34.000 I didn't think they did.

01:59:35.000 continue to advance maternal health care for all.

01:59:39.000 Is he going to talk about?

01:59:40.000 And folks, for our LGBTQ plus Americans, let's finally get the Bipartisan Equality Act to

01:59:52.000 my desk.

01:59:54.000 The onslaught of state laws targeting transgender Americans and their families is simply wrong.

02:00:00.000 And I said last year, especially to our younger transgender Americans, I'll always have your back as your president so you can be yourself and reach your God-given potential.

02:00:15.000 Interesting twist.

02:00:18.000 Well, this is a Christian mission, man.

02:00:22.000 Well, it often appears we do not agree.

02:00:24.000 Did we have a blasphemy curse?

02:00:27.000 We do agree on a lot more things than we acknowledge.

02:00:31.000 I signed 80 bipartisan bills in the law last year.

02:00:36.000 From preventing government shutdowns, protecting Asian Americans from still-too-common hate crimes, to reforming military justice, and we'll soon be strengthening the Violence Against Women Act that I first wrote three decades ago.

02:00:48.000 ago. Twisted logic says did they turn CERN on again? Yeah right. It's important for us

02:00:54.000 to show. We've been thrown back. To show the nation. We need to come together and do big

02:01:00.000 Nathan says they know the red wave is coming, and they're trying to gain some ground.

02:01:03.000 That's true.

02:01:05.000 Very true.

02:01:06.000 But they can only get me when I'm 30 years in.

02:01:09.000 Does he think anyone who supports those policies is going to watch this and be like, oh, Biden's going to secure the board?

02:01:13.000 Definitely.

02:01:14.000 Why vote for Republicans?

02:01:15.000 We basically have one in office.

02:01:16.000 There's going to be no action after this speech.

02:01:19.000 No, you're right, Tim.

02:01:20.000 Biden did become a Republican.

02:01:22.000 He stayed in Republican talking points without doing any of it.

02:01:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:01:26.000 True!

02:01:28.000 But lefties will be malding, which will be nice.

02:01:32.000 I want to see the squad respond to this.

02:01:35.000 She's not going to gain any traffickers.

02:01:38.000 Biden is not going to gain any Republican followers from this, but he's going to lose lefty followers from this.

02:01:43.000 Beautiful!

02:01:45.000 I love it.

02:01:46.000 I think he's going to convert a bunch of people.

02:01:48.000 He's trying to appease the crowd.

02:01:52.000 Especially among our children whose lives and education have been turned upside down.

02:01:57.000 Yeah, what happened, Joe?

02:01:58.000 Yeah, who did that?

02:02:00.000 Tell a story about that.

02:02:02.000 Remember when I joked that they were going to pretend that they had nothing to do with COVID?

02:02:05.000 Yeah.

02:02:05.000 To make sure your school does just that.

02:02:08.000 It's the teachers.

02:02:09.000 I said that weeks ago.

02:02:10.000 We can all play hard.

02:02:11.000 Sign up to be a tutor or mentor.

02:02:12.000 I don't like this at all.

02:02:13.000 You speak for millions.

02:02:13.000 If you want me to click the dislike button, put 20 in chat.

02:02:15.000 Let's see it.

02:02:16.000 It's going to light up isn't it?

02:02:17.000 at all.

02:02:18.000 Go on, man.

02:02:19.000 You hear that?

02:02:20.000 Don't hit that dink like button, man. 0.99

02:02:21.000 You speak for millions.

02:02:22.000 As Francis Haugen, who is here tonight with us, has shown we must hold social media platforms

02:02:31.000 accountable for the national experiments they're conducting on our children for profit.

02:02:35.000 If we get to 28,000, how about we bargain with them?

02:02:37.000 Don't click based on what the people want.

02:02:38.000 Only good if you truly believe it.

02:02:39.000 Did he just talk about a social experiment they're conducting on our kids?

02:02:44.000 20, 20, 20, 20, 20.

02:02:44.000 Thank you.

02:02:45.000 Like mask wearing?

02:02:47.000 Thank you for the courage you showed.

02:02:48.000 I dislike what he's saying.

02:02:49.000 He's stealing from Trump.

02:02:50.000 He's desperate.

02:02:51.000 And Obama.

02:02:52.000 Everybody agrees.

02:02:53.000 They say click it.

02:02:54.000 Here we go.

02:02:55.000 We're gonna click it.

02:02:55.000 Bam.

02:02:56.000 Come on! 0.61

02:02:57.000 You don't like it?

02:02:58.000 I don't like it.

02:02:59.000 Feedback shared with the creator.

02:03:00.000 Heck yeah.

02:03:01.000 We got a lot of 20s here.

02:03:02.000 We got a lot of 20s.

02:03:04.000 The mental health services they need.

02:03:06.000 More people in turn for help.

02:03:09.000 This guy's going to fix the economy, give everyone the mental health services they need.

02:03:13.000 Every kid is going to get green.

02:03:14.000 We should elect him.

02:03:14.000 Imagine making these promises when the country looks like this.

02:03:19.000 We've given you some time, man.

02:03:22.000 This is like the abusive husband.

02:03:24.000 I'm going to be the best husband ever.

02:03:26.000 Just take me back.

02:03:27.000 I'll be amazing.

02:03:28.000 I'll support all your hopes and dreams.

02:03:29.000 We've been abused by him for over a year.

02:03:31.000 And now he's in a great speech being like, remember all the good times?

02:03:35.000 He's this far away from pulling flowers out from behind his back for a baby and playing our song.

02:03:43.000 He's definitely going to hug his wife after this, on camera.

02:03:45.000 No, he's going to play Tiny Dancer, because that was Trump's song during his campaigns.

02:03:50.000 Or what's the other one?

02:03:51.000 Proud to be an American.

02:03:52.000 He's like, I'm just like your ex-boyfriend, Trump.

02:03:57.000 Trump.

02:03:58.000 Don't go back to your ex, America. 0.88

02:04:00.000 I want to secure the border, too.

02:04:02.000 I love police.

02:04:06.000 Many of you have been there.

02:04:07.000 I love the confused clapping.

02:04:08.000 I've been in and out of Iraq and Afghanistan over 40 times.

02:04:12.000 These burn pits.

02:04:13.000 Did you leave civilians there every time?

02:04:15.000 Just the one time.

02:04:17.000 Medical and hazards material, jet fuel, and so much more.

02:04:22.000 And they come home.

02:04:23.000 Many of the world's fittest and best trained warriors in the world.

02:04:28.000 Never the same.

02:04:30.000 Headaches, numbness, dizziness.

02:04:33.000 A cancer that would put them in a flag-draped coffin. 0.95

02:04:38.000 I know.

02:04:39.000 She said 13 of them.

02:04:43.000 She's talking about Afghanistan.

02:04:44.000 One of those soldiers was my son, Major Beau Biden.

02:04:49.000 I don't know for sure if the burn pit that he lived near, that his hooch was near in Iraq and earlier than that in Kosovo, is the cause of his brain cancer and the disease of so many other troops.

02:05:02.000 But I am committed to find out everything we can.

02:05:06.000 Committed to military families like Danielle Robinson from Ohio.

02:05:12.000 The widow of Sergeant First Class Heath Robinson.

02:05:15.000 He was born a soldier, Army National Guard, combat medic in Kosovo and Iraq, stationed near Baghdad just yards from burn pits the size of football fields.

02:05:28.000 Danielle is here with us tonight.

02:05:30.000 Sam says, I love how everyone is playing the game and Lauren is just drinking beer. 0.99

02:05:33.000 Just drinking straight.

02:05:36.000 It's weird that he uses his son's death.

02:05:40.000 Like, it's very sad, actually, that he uses it in a way that it's like he attributes it to his military service.

02:05:47.000 That's weird, right?

02:05:49.000 I don't know.

02:05:49.000 I don't think so.

02:05:50.000 I think he's probably right about that.

02:05:51.000 Those burn pits could have caused the cancer.

02:05:52.000 The cancer, from prolonged exposure to burn pits, ravaged Heath's lungs and body.

02:05:59.000 Danielle says Heath was a fighter to the very end.

02:06:02.000 He didn't know how to stop fighting.

02:06:05.000 And neither did she.

02:06:07.000 Through her pain, she found purpose to demand that we do better.

02:06:12.000 Tonight, Danielle, we are going to do better.

02:06:14.000 I'm running out of beer.

02:06:16.000 The VA... What is this 13th?

02:06:18.000 The VA is firing new ways of linking toxins and exposure to disease.

02:06:23.000 I can't laugh at all my streams anymore, can I?

02:06:25.000 Veterans get benefits.

02:06:26.000 And tonight, I'm announcing we're expanding eligibility to veterans suffering from nine respiratory cancers.

02:06:31.000 You don't even live here, Lauren. 0.99

02:06:32.000 I'm also calling on Congress to pass a law to make sure that veterans are devastated by toxins and exposure in Iraq

02:06:38.000 and Afghanistan.

02:06:39.000 Finally get the benefits and the comprehensive health care they deserve.

02:06:43.000 But that doesn't, the benefits don't save their lives.

02:06:46.000 Well this is also, he's just saying he's going to do these things.

02:06:49.000 He's not reporting on anything that's gone well that's a result of his policies because he can't.

02:06:52.000 All he can do is write more blank checks.

02:06:55.000 Or all he can do is pull more blank checks out and write them even though they're going to bounce.

02:06:58.000 I'm glad he brought attention to the burn pits.

02:07:00.000 Let's end cancer as we know it.

02:07:04.000 He's going to end cancer!

02:07:05.000 The man is going to end cancer!

02:07:06.000 Inflation is worse than it has been in 50 years, 40 years, but he's going to come in here and end cancer?

02:07:14.000 I'm writing that down.

02:07:15.000 Great.

02:07:15.000 Are we going to have world peace too, Joe?

02:07:16.000 Thank you so much.

02:07:17.000 Yeah, I'm feeling peaceful.

02:07:18.000 If you had as much beer as I had, you'd understand what the Biden was talking about.

02:07:22.000 You're right.

02:07:22.000 The right amount.

02:07:24.000 Last month, I announced the plan to supercharge the cancer moonshot that President Obama asked me to lead six years ago.

02:07:30.000 Our goal is to cut cancer death rates by at least 50% over the next 25 years.

02:07:33.000 I like him. Last month, more beers on the way. I announced the plan to supercharge the cancer

02:07:39.000 moonshot that President Obama asked me to lead six years ago. What? Cancer moonshot? Does it have Obama on it? I

02:07:44.000 thought we'd put that on there. No. Plagiarism. At least 50% over the next 25 years. I think we can do better than that.

02:07:49.000 Turn cancers from death sentences into treatable diseases.

02:07:54.000 Can you make food affordable again?

02:07:57.000 Before we talk about turning cancer? How about gas?

02:07:59.000 You know, food used to be affordable before people like you decided to print trillions of dollars, the largest redistribution of wealth that has occurred in all of human history, flooding our economy with money so average people have a more difficult time affording food, but you're gonna cure cancer.

02:08:13.000 Before that problem's even been solved, before you've even remedied the problem that has made it more difficult for Americans to survive, you're going to stop cancer.

02:08:21.000 Yeah.

02:08:21.000 These are fortunes more safer, my dudes.

02:08:23.000 can be a fortune's more safer my dudes that's BS Tim over the past year VA

02:08:29.000 benefits are being delayed and reduced Alzheimer's and diabetes yeah if you

02:08:33.000 destroy the a unity agenda for the nation we can do these things

02:08:38.000 It's within our power.

02:08:40.000 And I don't see a partisan edge to any one of those four things.

02:08:43.000 My fellow Americans, tonight...

02:08:47.000 Oh, he's going to do this in America!

02:08:49.000 Okay, well, America. It's not here.

02:08:51.000 Better than Iran. 1.00

02:08:53.000 Jake says, drunk Lauren is my spirit animal.

02:08:55.000 In this capital. 0.99

02:08:58.000 Dylan says Tim drinks like a wuss. 0.98

02:09:00.000 That is correct. 0.97

02:09:01.000 I don't drink.

02:09:01.000 He's a lightweight.

02:09:02.000 Lauren took all of the beer.

02:09:04.000 She asked for more as well.

02:09:07.000 No, there's one left.

02:09:08.000 I'm envious of the amount of stutters this man can get away with.

02:09:11.000 Can you imagine if Trump did half of the amount?

02:09:13.000 I know.

02:09:17.000 But the captions, the captions are now translating his errors into English.

02:09:22.000 It's English.

02:09:22.000 Yes, exactly.

02:09:24.000 When he said Iran, Iranians, they corrected him.

02:09:26.000 I know.

02:09:27.000 They did.

02:09:28.000 Interesting.

02:09:29.000 It looks like his audio volume will go down and then they won't have annotations.

02:09:33.000 Patrick says I can't wait for the Freedom Tunes episode on this.

02:09:36.000 It's gonna be beautiful.

02:09:38.000 Can you do a cartoon of us making fun of him?

02:09:40.000 Come on, man!

02:09:41.000 Well, I know this is gonna end in cancer, man.

02:09:43.000 It's all done.

02:09:43.000 We'll meet the test.

02:09:45.000 What a jerk, why didn't he do it earlier? 1.00

02:09:46.000 Right? 1.00

02:09:46.000 Remember when Obama was in office? 1.00

02:09:48.000 Remember when Obama was in office and things weren't great but they weren't nearly this bad?

02:09:52.000 And he's like, I have the cure for cancer and if you want it you better vote for me, it's right here. 0.92

02:09:56.000 What an absolute animal.

02:09:58.000 He spent eight years in the White House.

02:10:01.000 Before we were struggling through a pandemic and he didn't end cancer!

02:10:05.000 Despite the fact that he clearly has the power to.

02:10:07.000 We're the only nation on earth that has always turned every crisis we've faced into an opportunity.

02:10:11.000 An opportunity to do different.

02:10:12.000 The only nation that can be defined by a single word, possibilities.

02:10:16.000 So on this night, on our 245th year as a nation, we got five more years to live.

02:10:22.000 Listen, no other nation on earth has possibilities.

02:10:25.000 And my report is this.

02:10:27.000 I would agree with that.

02:10:28.000 America's number one.

02:10:28.000 Because you, the American people, are strong.

02:10:32.000 Yes, we, the American people!

02:10:35.000 Yes, we are great.

02:10:36.000 We will be great for future generations.

02:10:39.000 We will be great for all time.

02:10:40.000 Welcome to America.

02:10:42.000 This is your president.

02:10:44.000 Oh, don't you have to yell.

02:10:45.000 And we won't have cancer anymore.

02:10:47.000 You're on a mic, dude, you don't have to yell.

02:10:49.000 He looks curious.

02:10:50.000 Your mic's peaking.

02:10:52.000 He's getting mad at me because I was mad at him.

02:10:54.000 Fake tough guy acting against me.

02:10:55.000 He said God twice.

02:10:56.000 Is that it?

02:10:56.000 of America fake tough guy I think he said God is that it I know thank you

02:11:03.000 nobody won Oh my god, I'm so close.

02:11:08.000 Wait, did he end it early?

02:11:10.000 He's gonna end cancer early too, Lauren.

02:11:13.000 He's shaking Pelosi's hand.

02:11:15.000 That's inappropriate. 0.95

02:11:16.000 She's awful. 0.98

02:11:17.000 That counts. 0.98

02:11:17.000 Kiss somebody. 0.98

02:11:18.000 Kiss somebody, Joe.

02:11:19.000 This is the awkwardness.

02:11:20.000 Come on, kiss somebody, kiss somebody. 0.75

02:11:22.000 Oh, this is the awkwardness, yeah, I see.

02:11:24.000 Fall off the stage.

02:11:25.000 Do a little snippy-snip.

02:11:26.000 Yeah.

02:11:27.000 Come on, man.

02:11:28.000 We're gonna cure baldness.

02:11:30.000 We got beer.

02:11:31.000 Can I do that?

02:11:32.000 What's he doing?

02:11:33.000 No, he's just hugging them.

02:11:34.000 He's hugging people who aren't his wife.

02:11:37.000 Highly inappropriate.

02:11:38.000 You can just bite someone's nose.

02:11:39.000 It's only inappropriate if you're not the president. 0.85

02:11:41.000 Just tickle their ear, man. 0.75

02:11:43.000 Come on, I just want you to, like, give someone a wet willy, Joe. 0.80

02:11:46.000 I think saying hell was cursing, and I think shaking Pelosi's hand was inappropriate.

02:11:49.000 I do too, yeah.

02:11:50.000 Did you guys hear it?

02:11:51.000 No.

02:11:51.000 He didn't say he's going to turn crisis into opportunity.

02:11:53.000 Whoever's just trying to get to Biden there behind the cameras is just desperate for attention.

02:11:57.000 I think that's Maxine Waters or something.

02:12:02.000 Oh, yeah, probably.

02:12:02.000 Pay attention to me, Jo, because everyone's about to clip off.

02:12:05.000 That's a very long handshake.

02:12:08.000 A little inappropriately long.

02:12:09.000 What if he just, like, as he's on camera, just did a firm open palm smack on, like, some woman's bottom?

02:12:15.000 Dude, well, there's a woman. 1.00

02:12:16.000 Because he's from the 50s, isn't he?

02:12:18.000 He was accused, one woman, there's no footage of this, but he was accused by a woman of, like, grabbing her face and then rubbing his nose up against her nose, which is, like, the weirdest thing.

02:12:26.000 That's so weird.

02:12:27.000 It's called an Eskimo kiss, Seamus.

02:12:29.000 Oh, that's it, they cut it off?

02:12:32.000 Oh! 0.60

02:12:33.000 Was that an early end?

02:12:35.000 How long was he supposed to go for?

02:12:35.000 Did anyone have four lined up?

02:12:37.000 I did, yeah.

02:12:38.000 I have a couple.

02:12:39.000 If cursing was one of them, did we confirm... what did he say?

02:12:43.000 They censored the word hell.

02:12:44.000 They censored the word hell.

02:12:46.000 So if you had curses, would you win?

02:12:47.000 No, if I had January 6th, I would have won.

02:12:51.000 I was like done when he didn't mention January 6th.

02:12:54.000 But you needed curses, Ian?

02:12:56.000 Half.

02:12:56.000 I didn't know if it was effective if we agreed that curses were said.

02:12:59.000 Is that the only one you needed? 0.96

02:13:00.000 No, I needed to get smacked at a fake Republican.

02:13:04.000 I also needed trips and I didn't see him fall.

02:13:06.000 Someone claimed he tripped at the beginning.

02:13:09.000 I don't think so.

02:13:11.000 Honestly, that was more like Trump than I expected.

02:13:13.000 I guess the issue is, how do we know what early was supposed to be?

02:13:16.000 I thought it was going to be longer than an hour, to be honest.

02:13:18.000 Yeah, well.

02:13:19.000 It was right at an hour.

02:13:20.000 He didn't say man.

02:13:21.000 He made it.

02:13:21.000 Yeah, he didn't say man.

02:13:22.000 If he had, I would have gotten a bingo.

02:13:24.000 For being Joe Biden, he actually killed it.

02:13:26.000 He did pretty good, yeah.

02:13:27.000 As far as Joe Biden goes, yeah, no.

02:13:30.000 But for plagiarizing almost the entirety of Donald Trump's platform.

02:13:34.000 With a few exceptions.

02:13:35.000 It works.

02:13:36.000 Well what's the definition of plagiarize?

02:13:37.000 Let's find out.

02:13:38.000 I looked it up.

02:13:39.000 So it's taking credit for someone else's ideas or using their words.

02:13:41.000 Who chatted in their theory about the red wave?

02:13:43.000 That's it.

02:13:44.000 That's it.

02:13:45.000 That's what he's doing.

02:13:46.000 I don't want to pretend like he's plagiarizing Trump because it's important to use other

02:13:48.000 people's ideas.

02:13:49.000 That's kind of what humans do collaboratively.

02:13:50.000 So you kind of want to encourage it.

02:13:52.000 You sound like you're talking to your teacher after they caught you copy pasting Wikipedia.

02:13:55.000 I don't want, in the future, someone to be like, hey, plagiarist, because I was, like, using a great idea from the past.

02:14:00.000 Yeah, but this is a little bit different.

02:14:01.000 This is a Make America Great Again idea that he stole from the former president of the United States, who he called a Nazi.

02:14:08.000 Yes.

02:14:08.000 It's the name-calling.

02:14:09.000 Immigrants, man. 0.95

02:14:10.000 The name-calling towards Republicans who had the same ideas is what's upset.

02:14:14.000 So they're gonna literally do the same thing.

02:14:15.000 They're gonna be like, we need to protect our border because it's important for X, Y, Z. Except for some reason when they do it, it won't be racist.

02:14:20.000 X, Y, Z?

02:14:21.000 But when we do it, it'll be super racist.

02:14:23.000 X, Y, Z. Because of X, Y, Z, Lydia, alright?

02:14:26.000 What is Z?

02:14:27.000 Is that sad?

02:14:27.000 That's what you're upset about.

02:14:28.000 Is that sad?

02:14:28.000 That's what you're upset about.

02:14:29.000 Is that sad?

02:14:30.000 That's what you're upset about.

02:14:31.000 Is that sad?

02:14:31.000 the things they do.

02:14:32.000 We have the superior English language, right?

02:14:33.000 I would, yeah, I mean it was the original English language.

02:14:36.000 There we go.

02:14:37.000 Canadians?

02:14:38.000 You know they say that.

02:14:39.000 You guys are talking about America. 0.96

02:14:40.000 You guys did bastardize.

02:14:41.000 Oh yeah, they spoke English like this?

02:14:42.000 No, no.

02:14:43.000 No, we don't.

02:14:44.000 When English first came around, they spoke it like this?

02:14:45.000 Is this the original English, eh?

02:14:47.000 Yeah, that's the original, yeah.

02:14:48.000 Oh, yeah.

02:14:49.000 I remember reading Shakespeare.

02:14:50.000 It's written just like this, eh?

02:14:51.000 The original English, of course.

02:14:54.000 Romeo, what are you doing up there, Romeo?

02:14:57.000 They actually say that.

02:14:58.000 If you don't mind.

02:14:59.000 I'm hungry down here.

02:15:00.000 Let me in, sir.

02:15:01.000 That wasn't the right action there.

02:15:03.000 If you called a rose anything else, would it smell much different there, eh?

02:15:07.000 I don't think so.

02:15:09.000 We got Kim Reynolds, who's gonna be giving the Republican response, but I don't know what the official link is just yet.

02:15:14.000 We're looking for that.

02:15:15.000 So, there's like a CNN one, but I don't want to use CNN.

02:15:18.000 No, CNN's gonna be like, Joe Biden presents bold, interesting new ideas that we never heard before.

02:15:22.000 Maybe we can give a little response, because I think we're more effective right now with the five of us sitting around than any news anchor.

02:15:28.000 Let's do this.

02:15:29.000 We'll do our response to, obviously we played the game, we had some drinks, Lauren had more than anyone else.

02:15:34.000 Yeah, Lauren wins. 1.00

02:15:35.000 Biden made perfect sense, you guys.

02:15:37.000 Oh my gosh, too much beer.

02:15:39.000 Way too much alcohol.

02:15:40.000 I understand.

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02:15:53.000 We'll do our assessment of the State of the Union.

02:15:55.000 Obviously, we're commenting during it, but do you guys want to shout anything out as we move into that portion?

02:16:00.000 That Biden wants to end cancer?

02:16:02.000 I think he did better than anyone could have possibly expected Joe Biden to do.

02:16:05.000 I think he got a shot of epinephrine beforehand.

02:16:09.000 There's no way.

02:16:10.000 Why isn't he like this every day?

02:16:11.000 What was the difference?

02:16:13.000 Why can he not do this at any regular press conference?

02:16:15.000 I've never seen Joe Biden look like this or act like this, maybe from speeches from a long time ago when he was a young senator, but not recently.

02:16:25.000 Well, we have a super chat here from Keith.

02:16:26.000 He says, Hey Tim, I chose to watch the IRL show over Crowder's coverage of the State of the Union.

02:16:32.000 And then what does it say?

02:16:33.000 State of the Union address.

02:16:34.000 Roll the 100-sided die, then talk about the Federal Reserve.

02:16:38.000 So I'll roll that and wherever it lands, someone can read what it says.

02:16:42.000 It's basically a ball.

02:16:44.000 So what do we get?

02:16:45.000 I rolled a 100!

02:16:46.000 No way, he actually did.

02:16:48.000 I rolled a 100.

02:16:49.000 It's not a coincidence, by the way.

02:16:51.000 Can you zoom in on it or something?

02:16:53.000 Yeah, yeah, nobody touch it.

02:16:54.000 I legit, legit rolled a 100.

02:16:55.000 Lauren, don't touch it.

02:16:57.000 Hands off the table.

02:16:57.000 Put the sword down.

02:16:58.000 You've had a little too much.

02:17:00.000 Well, we don't have laser pointers.

02:17:01.000 He wants you to quit drinking so that you'll go pick him up more.

02:17:04.000 No, look, Crowder's awesome.

02:17:06.000 I'd love to pour him in right now.

02:17:07.000 I think people should watch Steven Crowder, too.

02:17:08.000 Yeah, he's great.

02:17:08.000 Thanks for watching our show.

02:17:10.000 But I read this one specifically because Biden said, confirm my Federal Reserve.

02:17:14.000 Didn't he say that?

02:17:15.000 Confirm.

02:17:15.000 If he did, it was while we were talking.

02:17:17.000 I didn't hear it.

02:17:17.000 No, he did.

02:17:18.000 You yelled.

02:17:18.000 Yeah, Ian, you got mad.

02:17:19.000 His nominees, yeah.

02:17:21.000 Oh, I thought that was a Supreme Court nominee.

02:17:22.000 No.

02:17:23.000 Can that thing zoom in on it?

02:17:24.000 No, he said Federal Reserve.

02:17:25.000 He did say Federal Reserve nominees.

02:17:26.000 Let me see if I can find it.

02:17:29.000 Approval, man!

02:17:29.000 Where's it going?

02:17:30.000 I don't know.

02:17:30.000 It's going up to the ceiling.

02:17:33.000 So he's all about fixing the economy and then giving the Federal Reserve power?

02:17:37.000 Look, I'm going to say this.

02:17:39.000 So you are correct that this is basically the best we have seen Biden throughout his entire presidency.

02:17:44.000 But that is unbelievably depressing.

02:17:45.000 The fact that he was slurring the entire time and that's the best he can do is really concerning.

02:17:51.000 The slurring was bad, but my favorite moment was when he was like, we've chosen a Supreme Court nominee who's gotten the endorsement of the Fraternal Order of the Police!

02:18:02.000 And she knows the law!

02:18:03.000 So we're going to secure the borders and protect our country from illegal immigration! 0.99

02:18:07.000 And I'm like, wait, what?

02:18:09.000 Listen, he's just got so many things he's fixing at once with his magic powers that he's just got to keep moving, Tim.

02:18:15.000 I know it's too high level for you because you haven't had enough beers.

02:18:17.000 Can we zoom in?

02:18:19.000 You can see it.

02:18:19.000 It says 100.

02:18:20.000 I rolled a 100.

02:18:20.000 Good job, Tim.

02:18:20.000 It was a group effort.

02:18:21.000 You can see it. It says it says 100. I rolled a 100. Good job. It was a group effort. Tim's

02:18:30.000 the front runner, the front man.

02:18:32.000 I rolled it.

02:18:33.000 Somebody said that this was like a campaign speech.

02:18:35.000 I think it might have been you, Seamus.

02:18:36.000 No, no, Super Chatters.

02:18:37.000 Several of them have said it.

02:18:39.000 How astute.

02:18:40.000 It sounded like a bunch of, like, what I'm going to do in the future, not a state of the current state of the union.

02:18:46.000 Whereas, like, what's our deficit?

02:18:49.000 Uh, how much money did we lose over the last?

02:18:50.000 How much money did we get back?

02:18:51.000 How many jobs did we lose?

02:18:52.000 How many did we get back?

02:18:53.000 What kind of, what are the jobs reports of the, you know, areas of types of jobs?

02:18:57.000 One exception, but to your point, it was nonsense.

02:19:00.000 He was claiming that we added, what, 9 million jobs?

02:19:03.000 He said that we cut the deficit by a trillion dollars.

02:19:05.000 Now I'm wondering, did we raise the deficit by a trillion and then just scale it back a trillion?

02:19:09.000 He said that at about 9.43.

02:19:10.000 I timestamped a lot of this stuff.

02:19:12.000 I'm gonna go back and rewatch a lot of it.

02:19:15.000 I gotta be honest, a lot of it was very generic.

02:19:17.000 And so a lot of it was like, I don't even know how do you respond to something that's just like the styrofoam of political comments.

02:19:24.000 Then a lot of it was surprisingly Trumpian.

02:19:27.000 Yeah, right-wing Trumpian.

02:19:28.000 He said, I'm a capitalist!

02:19:30.000 But you gotta have competition!

02:19:31.000 I'm like, well, duh.

02:19:32.000 What do you think capitalism is?

02:19:34.000 You're talking about like, otherwise it's communism.

02:19:36.000 You know what capitalists are always saying?

02:19:38.000 Competition's bad.

02:19:39.000 That's right!

02:19:40.000 We want the state to determine who should be in charge of manufacturing something because we don't like competition.

02:19:46.000 I want to get away from saying he sounded like Trump because I think Trump was actually saying, had some common sense.

02:19:50.000 And it's not like it's because it was Trump.

02:19:52.000 It was just common sense stuff to do.

02:19:53.000 You protect your borders.

02:19:54.000 You want to build your machines at home so that if a war erupts, you can still build your machines.

02:19:59.000 So it's a good thing that they're both at some point in their presidency focusing on these things.

02:20:04.000 And maybe this will be like the bipartisan push we need.

02:20:07.000 M says, can we clip Seamus's speech about cancer and have it go viral?

02:20:10.000 You may, in fact, clip Seamus's speech.

02:20:12.000 You do as you wish.

02:20:13.000 I am officially stating that if you clip the speech of Seamus, I have no, you can share it, just post whatever you want.

02:20:19.000 Yeah, I want it everywhere.

02:20:20.000 By all means, share and promote.

02:20:21.000 Cody says, Marjorie Taylor Greene getting trash talk on NBC.

02:20:25.000 Yeah, you know, the thing is about like NBC and the corporate press and the establishment activists, I view them as like a totally different country.

02:20:34.000 America.

02:20:35.000 Right.

02:20:35.000 Yeah.

02:20:35.000 If people in France were talking bad about me, I'd be like, I don't know why I would care about what the people of

02:20:40.000 France say about me.

02:20:40.000 I don't trade in their currency or talk to them or know much about them,

02:20:44.000 so by all means, say whatever you want.

02:20:46.000 So for NBC to say this stuff, I'm like, yeah, whatever, man.

02:20:48.000 What about Canadians? 0.77

02:20:49.000 Look, the people who vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene are the people who already don't believe the corporate lies

02:20:54.000 and the corporate press.

02:20:55.000 So who cares if they keep lying about her?

02:20:57.000 Is it going to convince her voters not to vote for her? 0.68

02:20:59.000 I really doubt it.

02:21:00.000 Yeah, if you get a foreign complaint about something you said that was wrong, then it's like, yeah, okay, acknowledge that you did it wrong and then make it good.

02:21:06.000 But if they're just complaining about your behavior... Speaking of foreign countries, we should talk about what he mentioned about Taiwan when he pointed out...

02:21:13.000 Well, a lot of superchatters pointed out that when he was saying, we're going to build these plants to produce the chips, what he was really saying to those who pay attention is, we are going to lose Taiwan.

02:21:23.000 Buckle up. 0.96

02:21:25.000 We will not be able to defend our allies in Southeast Asia.

02:21:28.000 China's going to move in. 0.97

02:21:29.000 We can't stop Russia. 0.94

02:21:31.000 He was just basically, look, what did he do?

02:21:35.000 This past year, what has he said?

02:21:37.000 Like, I enacted a policy that did this, and because of it, we did this.

02:21:42.000 Or was he like, I'm going to do things, trust me.

02:21:46.000 We're going to start this initiative.

02:21:47.000 We're going to build that.

02:21:48.000 We're going to do this.

02:21:49.000 We're going to do that.

02:21:50.000 I mean, the reality is he can take credit for some things that kind of went away.

02:21:54.000 I love how he's like trying to take credit, congratulating himself.

02:21:56.000 You know, he's like, look what we did on COVID.

02:21:58.000 It's like, well, there's the one thing he's claiming he did.

02:22:00.000 Deaths were worse in 2021 than they were in 2020 under Trump.

02:22:07.000 The vaccine was produced, Operation Warp Speed, under Donald Trump.

02:22:10.000 What does Joe Biden have to claim credit for other than an increased rate of death?

02:22:13.000 Now, I'll tell you this.

02:22:15.000 If he has the nerve to come out and tell everybody that he's accomplished this, he's going to tell everybody the vaccines provide protection.

02:22:27.000 That was Trump.

02:22:28.000 Trump's Operation Warp Speed did that.

02:22:30.000 He inherited this program and then had more deaths.

02:22:34.000 Now, how does that make sense unless Joe Biden was an abject failure?

02:22:39.000 Well, possibly COVID was just getting worse.

02:22:41.000 It was building up until, you know, six months ago or something.

02:22:45.000 Possibly the reaction to COVID caused more damage.

02:22:48.000 Like the harder the lockdown, more depression, suicide, more people breathing recirculated air.

02:22:53.000 No, no, no.

02:22:53.000 We're talking about COVID deaths.

02:22:55.000 We're higher.

02:22:56.000 I'm not talking about peripheral.

02:22:58.000 So the issue I'm saying is, if we're gonna operate, we're operating completely on the establishment narrative, okay?

02:23:04.000 Biden comes out and says, we accomplished this.

02:23:08.000 So imagine it this way.

02:23:12.000 You've got a certain number of COVID deaths.

02:23:14.000 Donald Trump says, we're going to roll this thing out.

02:23:16.000 It's going to be fantastic.

02:23:17.000 It's going to work.

02:23:18.000 It's going to make everything better.

02:23:19.000 Biden, I am giving you the tools to save everyone's lives, to make this better.

02:23:23.000 And he goes, Alright, Jack eats his ice cream cone, and then everything got worse.

02:23:27.000 It could have been that Omicron is more transmissible, so more people have COVID in their system when they die from a motorcycle accident, and so they're being counted higher.

02:23:37.000 I am saying, we are not operating off of speculation.

02:23:40.000 But if we operate off of the establishment narrative, Biden was handed the tools to solve this and screwed it up.

02:23:47.000 Anything else you want to talk about speculation is fine.

02:23:49.000 What I'm saying is, based on what he is saying, what he believes, what the corporate press has told us over and over again, Donald Trump gave him the tools and everything got worse.

02:23:58.000 It's Biden's fault, period.

02:24:00.000 That's their worldview.

02:24:02.000 Anything you want to say about I guess they'll argue that COVID was just getting more deadly.

02:24:07.000 it incorrectly. Well, that's not what the narrative is from them. It's the CDC that

02:24:11.000 came out and said there's more deaths. I guess they'll argue that it COVID was just getting

02:24:14.000 more deadly over. It was surging a deadly surge. Their narrative is that it was becoming

02:24:18.000 more transmissible and less deadly according to their own air.

02:24:22.000 The only thing I can see then is based off of what they have told us, Joe Biden made everything worse.

02:24:29.000 His administration.

02:24:30.000 It's not just him.

02:24:31.000 And it's the deep state, the administrative state around him.

02:24:33.000 That's not even part of it.

02:24:34.000 I mean, it's not even part of his administration.

02:24:36.000 They've just been there for 40 years.

02:24:37.000 He said that the state of the union was strong.

02:24:40.000 He said that things are going great.

02:24:42.000 Things are going great.

02:24:42.000 Oh, we did.

02:24:42.000 I missed that part.

02:24:43.000 So great that, like, we're gonna go cure cancer.

02:24:45.000 But on top of that, you know, there were so many empty promises.

02:24:49.000 I'm starting to think that the Russians will end up getting the hearts and minds of the Iranian people.

02:24:54.000 The Russians? 0.92

02:24:55.000 I believe it was the Uranian people.

02:24:57.000 Oh, the Uranian people.

02:24:58.000 I heard Iranian.

02:24:59.000 Oh, hey, can I jump in here?

02:25:00.000 So that was Lauren Bovert. 0.89

02:25:02.000 Good for her! 1.00

02:25:03.000 Withdrawing was good.

02:25:04.000 The way he did it was bad.

02:25:06.000 from Biden withdrawing from Afghanistan.

02:25:08.000 So that was bogey.

02:25:09.000 I'm glad she was there.

02:25:10.000 That was a surrender in Afghanistan.

02:25:11.000 He's botched.

02:25:12.000 He surrendered to the Taliban.

02:25:14.000 He surrendered.

02:25:15.000 The US military surrendered a war that they were winning.

02:25:17.000 Withdrawing was good.

02:25:18.000 The way he did it was bad.

02:25:19.000 It was a surrender and then a rally.

02:25:20.000 And I firmly believe if it was Donald Trump, it would have not gone down that way.

02:25:24.000 You would have stayed there and then got out slow.

02:25:27.000 Trump negotiated for us to leave prior to the time when Biden ended up leaving, but I believe he would have done a much better job.

02:25:32.000 Trump would have got to the withdrawal date and pushed it back if we weren't ready.

02:25:34.000 Right.

02:25:35.000 But I think it's simple as this.

02:25:38.000 Trump would not have abandoned Bagram Air Force Base.

02:25:40.000 Not until the operation was done.

02:25:41.000 That's the most insane thing.

02:25:43.000 No, no.

02:25:44.000 You don't let it go.

02:25:45.000 Well, it's part of getting out.

02:25:46.000 No, they didn't even tell the Afghan national, the Afghani national security forces that they were leaving.

02:25:51.000 Under Biden, they left in the middle of the night and told no one until looters came and started ransacking the buildings.

02:25:58.000 And then the Afghani army was like, they did this, it was intentional almost, like they just buckled up left.

02:26:05.000 Under Trump, that wouldn't have happened.

02:26:07.000 Trump would have been like, look, Trump's the kind of guy who's not going to let that go down on his watch because it affects his name.

02:26:13.000 And brand for him is so much.

02:26:15.000 I've just been scrolling Twitter here for a minute.

02:26:17.000 Who was it here that said that this isn't going to win him any votes, it's just going to lose him the far left?

02:26:22.000 Yeah, it's going to lose him the far left and it's not going to make any conservatives vote.

02:26:26.000 So Vosh and Hassan didn't comment at all.

02:26:29.000 Hassan just said that if someone has COVID in the room, Joe Biden's going to drop dead.

02:26:33.000 And then I've seen Anna Kasparian come out and tweet, Biden doesn't get to break about his agenda when he doesn't fight for it and has no plan to get it passed.

02:26:40.000 Build back better is dead.

02:26:42.000 It's going nowhere.

02:26:43.000 Sorry, State of the Union.

02:26:44.000 That's the unity I was looking for.

02:26:46.000 The leftists hated this speech.

02:26:48.000 Of course.

02:26:49.000 They're not alone. 0.99

02:26:50.000 I mean, I don't even think of myself as a rightist or whatever, but leftist, centrist, I don't even, this stupid directional function. 0.99

02:26:56.000 Come on, it's a three-dimensional reality. 0.98

02:27:00.000 Yeah, but this is 100% a campaign speech.

02:27:02.000 This was not a State of the Union speech.

02:27:04.000 No one bought that.

02:27:05.000 Because what is he supposed to flex on?

02:27:07.000 What are the accomplishments he's supposed to show?

02:27:08.000 He campaigned on COVID because he really thought that he would be able to use Trump's vaccine to make this all go away.

02:27:16.000 He really thought it would work.

02:27:17.000 Like, he had great confidence in what Trump had done.

02:27:20.000 Did not pan out that way and that's the reason he's not talked about it like at all over the course of his speech.

02:27:26.000 I was.

02:27:27.000 It was very refreshing to me to hear less of the partisanship he has pushed so hard.

02:27:32.000 I think he's noticing that it's really not playing well with people.

02:27:35.000 Dude, this is an opportunity for Anna to come on the show. 1.00

02:27:38.000 There's been back and forth with the Young Turks and Tim Kast from a distance.

02:27:42.000 I want to hang out. 0.99

02:27:43.000 Dude, this was crap, Anna. 0.99

02:27:45.000 I know. 1.00

02:27:45.000 It was crap. 1.00

02:27:46.000 I love Anna Kasparian. 0.99

02:27:47.000 I love her.

02:27:48.000 I love Anna Kasparian.

02:27:49.000 I've seen her so many times come out and correct herself.

02:27:52.000 Like on Kyle Rittenhouse, she actually corrected herself.

02:27:54.000 That's right, she did.

02:27:55.000 And I've seen her come out and call out Cenk and stuff whenever she sees things.

02:27:58.000 That's good.

02:27:59.000 She is obviously left-wing. 1.00

02:28:01.000 She's obviously progressive, but she does have these moments where I'm like, there's something in her that's like not fully NPC at all.

02:28:06.000 Well, I only remember that she's better than me and that really sticks with me.

02:28:11.000 And I really like that.

02:28:11.000 Well, she didn't correct that because she didn't have to.

02:28:13.000 Yeah, right.

02:28:13.000 Exactly.

02:28:14.000 I mean, that's fair.

02:28:15.000 Okay.

02:28:15.000 Anna, date me.

02:28:16.000 Oh, wow.

02:28:16.000 Okay.

02:28:19.000 And I love you.

02:28:20.000 I love you.

02:28:22.000 I would love that.

02:28:22.000 I would love that Ann on the show and talk about this state of the union and what the desperation, desperate times we're in and maybe how we can come together as a country and a world and fix.

02:28:30.000 I wonder.

02:28:32.000 But I'm not saying it couldn't be an interesting or productive discussion or occurred, but if it occurred, but I would say that the issues that you took with the speech and those which she took with the speech are probably very different.

02:28:43.000 I don't know if you'd be unified.

02:28:45.000 I think Biden is bad.

02:28:46.000 Yeah, for sure.

02:28:47.000 We're saying, I think you guys would agree Biden is bad, but for The speech was bad.

02:28:50.000 It felt like a campaign speech.

02:28:55.000 I didn't get it.

02:28:56.000 I don't know what the State of the Union is now.

02:28:57.000 I still don't know.

02:28:58.000 Okay.

02:28:58.000 So here's the thing.

02:29:00.000 It was a campaign speech, but you didn't have an option.

02:29:02.000 Like if you're looking at like, okay, we're just going to try to have the most successful politically speech we can.

02:29:07.000 We can't focus on what the state of things actually are.

02:29:09.000 We have to try to do a State of the Union speech without talking about the State of the Union.

02:29:13.000 And that's what they did.

02:29:14.000 That was the best option they could have taken.

02:29:15.000 This is what we were talking about yesterday.

02:29:16.000 Is it ethical to lie?

02:29:17.000 Tell a lie, like in this situation, to give people hope?

02:29:21.000 They don't care if it's ethical, though.

02:29:22.000 It was his administration's speechwriter.

02:29:25.000 They all worked together and they're like, there's no way we can talk about the State of the Union.

02:29:31.000 The reason I would argue it's wrong to tell a lie to give people hope is because then you give them a false hope when they could be pursuing the truth and finding a real way out of the predicament that they're in.

02:29:41.000 I do find it kind of hilarious because, generally speaking, when the country is not in good shape, presidents have just sort of tried to gaslight the American people about the kind of shape it is in, and pull phony statistics out, and try to warp the numbers to make it seem like things are better than they are.

02:29:57.000 But it's so clearly horrifically bad that he knew he couldn't get away with it, or his handlers knew he couldn't get away with that, so they just ended up having to say, Well, it will be better, guys.

02:30:08.000 Next year.

02:30:09.000 Come back next year.

02:30:09.000 The State of the... Look, I can't tell you about the State of the Union right now, but next year is going to be a good one.

02:30:15.000 Oh boy.

02:30:16.000 The question is, will a speech of promises affect his polling?

02:30:22.000 If it does, because he's trying to create a feel-good movement, will that benefit Democrats in the midterms?

02:30:28.000 I guess we're about to find out.

02:30:28.000 It's a good question.

02:30:30.000 I mean, I don't know.

02:30:31.000 I think Maybe I'm giving... I don't know if this is too optimistic, but I think a lot of people are going to watch that and they're going to notice what we did, which is that he didn't really say anything positive about the state of the country.

02:30:45.000 There wasn't anything he could take credit for.

02:30:46.000 He just made a bunch of promises, which were equally as empty as those he made on the campaign trail.

02:30:50.000 He didn't really say anything negative about the state of the country either.

02:30:52.000 He didn't really talk about the state of the country.

02:30:53.000 Exactly.

02:30:53.000 But he's still going to come out on a win.

02:30:54.000 Because if he came out and was honest and was like, listen, inflation is a mess.

02:30:58.000 We've got war in the world.

02:30:59.000 We're more divided than ever.

02:31:01.000 Bam! 0.98

02:31:01.000 100% lose. 0.98

02:31:02.000 No, and he just talks about promises. He's like, I'm not necessarily lying. Listen, listen, it's like that abusive

02:31:08.000 boyfriend. Yes I'm not I'm talking about what I'm gonna got you flowers. I

02:31:12.000 got you flowers, baby this time Um, so he's gonna win some people over with that and not

02:31:16.000 just have that 100% loss So what's smart like you can't deny that this was the

02:31:20.000 smartest best. So here's what I'll say I agree with you that he basically had to make promises and in some ways he gave the speech he had to make.

02:31:28.000 However, what fascinates me is that he was willing to say things like, we need to secure the border.

02:31:33.000 So interesting.

02:31:34.000 That to me is something that is going to lose him a lot of left-wing voters.

02:31:37.000 Why?

02:31:38.000 Because the media just spent his entire presidency telling us that there is no problem at the border and gaslighting the American people into believing you are a racist xenophobe who hates Hispanic people if you think there's an issue. 0.98

02:31:49.000 So his followers are going to hear that and go, oh wow, or at least the ones who drank the Kool-Aid are going to hear that and go, oh no, Joe Biden's a big bad racist just like Trump. 0.90

02:31:55.000 I knew I shouldn't have voted for him and I'm not going to come out for him again.

02:31:58.000 What conservative, moderate, post-liberal, or politically homeless person is going to hear Joe Biden say that and think, wow, I guess he's finally turned around, taken the right path, and now I have faith that if I vote for him, he'll do the right thing on the border.

02:32:14.000 Zero.

02:32:15.000 How many of them will be like, well, I'll try voting for Trump, I suppose, because he tried building the wall.

02:32:24.000 It does not instill confidence in the American people to deliver a speech two years into your presidency which contradicts everything that you said would be good for the nation on the campaign trail.

02:32:34.000 Why do that kind of 180 unless you have been terrible?

02:32:38.000 I got some time stamps of some words that he said possibly wrong. 0.80

02:32:41.000 At 9.15 he said, when he was about to say conflict, he said clown ficked.

02:32:45.000 At 9.20 he was saying Ukrainian. 0.65

02:32:47.000 It sounded like he said Uranian.

02:32:49.000 People think maybe he said Iranian.

02:32:51.000 He said Iranian.

02:32:52.000 He said that the Russians will not win the hearts and minds of the Iranian people.

02:32:56.000 In fact, checkers are going to come out and say, it is true, there is no reason to believe that Russia will win the hearts and minds of the Iranian people.

02:33:03.000 At 926 he said infects when he meant to say effects.

02:33:07.000 He said degree instead of agree.

02:33:09.000 Oh, I didn't hear that one.

02:33:11.000 At 928 he said loving instead of level.

02:33:13.000 And at 934 he said e-mon- e-monarchy.

02:33:17.000 What the hell?

02:33:17.000 I don't know.

02:33:17.000 Something about the economy he blew up.

02:33:20.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:33:20.000 You said a-comany.

02:33:22.000 A-comany.

02:33:22.000 Yeah, he said a-comany.

02:33:24.000 Was there anyone that was just one away with tripping?

02:33:25.000 Well, I'm noting here that it says trips.

02:33:26.000 in a common economy here.

02:33:28.000 Is there anyone that was just one away with tripping?

02:33:31.000 No, I said tripping.

02:33:33.000 Were you?

02:33:34.000 Would you?

02:33:34.000 Well, I'm noting here that it says trips.

02:33:38.000 It doesn't say Joe Biden trips.

02:33:39.000 I like was he on mushrooms?

02:33:40.000 Oh, I've been tripping.

02:33:42.000 I guess I did win then.

02:33:44.000 Outside of Joe Biden tripping, Nancy Pelosi tripped.

02:33:47.000 Did she?

02:33:47.000 Yes, and there's a video of her tripping at 10.02 o'clock.

02:33:52.000 Hold on, hold on, everyone, I hate to be a party pooper, but the reality is, I see very well drafted, decently cartooned caricatures of Joe Biden on this bingo card, not Nancy Pelosi.

02:34:02.000 Everybody, it counts to drink.

02:34:03.000 Okay.

02:34:03.000 Come on!

02:34:04.000 Bingo.

02:34:04.000 Who got bingo?

02:34:05.000 I get to drink.

02:34:06.000 Ian got bingo.

02:34:07.000 Ian's a genius.

02:34:08.000 Of course Ian wins on trips.

02:34:09.000 All right.

02:34:09.000 Okay.

02:34:10.000 I know, right?

02:34:10.000 Did you really get it, Ian?

02:34:11.000 I did.

02:34:12.000 I got five in a row.

02:34:13.000 I got play orgerizes, play goerizes, trips.

02:34:15.000 All right.

02:34:15.000 Hold on.

02:34:15.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:34:16.000 Let's go one by one and explain exactly how you won and what each means.

02:34:19.000 Wait, Ian won?

02:34:20.000 Yeah, trips connected me.

02:34:22.000 I'll show the video of the tripping.

02:34:23.000 I'll start from the top.

02:34:24.000 Well, yeah, I'll see if I can pull it up on Twitter or something.

02:34:25.000 It's Elijah Schaefer just tweeted it.

02:34:27.000 Beautiful.

02:34:27.000 Perfect.

02:34:28.000 Thank you, Elijah.

02:34:29.000 You won me a sip of beer.

02:34:30.000 Rude.

02:34:30.000 I love you, man.

02:34:31.000 Elijah's an absolute gangster.

02:34:33.000 What a gorgeous human being.

02:34:34.000 I love that guy.

02:34:35.000 All right, let's see what we got.

02:34:37.000 How far down is it?

02:34:38.000 22 minutes ago.

02:34:39.000 Yeah, that one.

02:34:40.000 Oh, wait, is that?

02:34:41.000 Wait, watch that, Nancy. 1.00

02:34:42.000 Wait, we got it.

02:34:43.000 We got it. 0.98

02:34:43.000 Honestly, this is ridiculous. 0.98

02:34:44.000 Hold on. 0.99

02:34:45.000 Pelosi is going to fall.

02:34:46.000 Just fell forward.

02:34:47.000 No, she's probably wearing high heels. 1.00

02:34:48.000 Yeah, bro, she was playing the game with us.

02:34:50.000 Yeah, right.

02:34:51.000 She's always playing the game.

02:34:54.000 Oh, there it is!

02:34:55.000 That was quite the stumble.

02:34:57.000 I think it counts.

02:34:58.000 I think for the sake of having a winner, it counts.

02:35:01.000 I'm not going to argue it.

02:35:02.000 All right, so the first thing I was plagiarizing.

02:35:05.000 I think we agreed he was plagiarizing Trump.

02:35:07.000 Absolutely.

02:35:08.000 Arguably, I don't like that terminology actually, so.

02:35:11.000 No, that's legit.

02:35:11.000 I like to think that he's using Trump's ideas, but not necessarily.

02:35:14.000 As Seamus brought up, it was the opposite of what he was campaigning on before when he was like, you know, decriminalize border crossings.

02:35:23.000 He campaigned on that.

02:35:24.000 He's known plagiarist.

02:35:26.000 He's like, we need to secure the border.

02:35:27.000 We got to figure out who's flying these people around the country, man.

02:35:30.000 What's that?

02:35:31.000 If it wasn't plagiarism, he would have acknowledged the fact that he was wrong previously and that his ideas came from Donald Trump.

02:35:37.000 And he would have said the previous president installed some great things that we're now taking credit.

02:35:42.000 He lied about.

02:35:43.000 Okay, so yes, play dresses.

02:35:44.000 The next one is trips.

02:35:45.000 This is hysterical because for weeks, months, we've been seeing left-wingers and celebrities come out with takes that conservatives and center-right people and people in the middle have been coming out with for literally two years at this point, now that they're safe.

02:36:01.000 And it's gotten to the point where we are literally watching Joe Biden deliver a State of the Union where he is regurgitating Trump's talking points.

02:36:08.000 So, if you're a left-winger who wants to know what opinions your leaders are going to espouse in two years, watch our show.

02:36:15.000 We got Elijah Green real quick.

02:36:17.000 He says, gas prices this summer will speak louder than any promise.

02:36:20.000 Man, I just bought a $40 Razor, and it was $53.

02:36:23.000 It was $40 a year and a half ago.

02:36:25.000 It's $53, so that's a 30% increase in two years.

02:36:28.000 It's bad, man.

02:36:29.000 I went to the store recently, went to the liquor store to pick up booze for the studio, and I couldn't buy it.

02:36:34.000 Yikes! 1.00

02:36:34.000 The prices have gone up. 1.00

02:36:35.000 You couldn't buy it?

02:36:36.000 Homesteading is the future.

02:36:39.000 We like to have some of the good stuff.

02:36:42.000 Some of the good whiskey.

02:36:43.000 And some of the stuff I buy can be... Well, I'll just say, because we talked about it before, we had Pappy.

02:36:48.000 The cost of Pappy has gone up substantially.

02:36:50.000 We can't get it anymore.

02:36:52.000 It's like, man...

02:36:54.000 Yeah.

02:36:56.000 Which is terrifying because the history of war is basically unifying the food so that your population has a bunch of different types of foods.

02:37:02.000 I wanted to argue that racists by accident absolutely happen.

02:37:05.000 Okay, so explain.

02:37:07.000 100%.

02:37:08.000 So at the beginning, I can't remember if it was Tim or Seamus that said, we need to judge Biden by the standard he would judge us.

02:37:15.000 Yeah, it was me.

02:37:16.000 That's right.

02:37:16.000 Yeah, so it was Seamus.

02:37:18.000 So he repeatedly, when he talked about the Ukrainian people, he said their nation is their homeland, they are a proud people, they have an iron will, their hearts and souls.

02:37:29.000 Every single one of these pieces would be considered dog whistles by the SPLC, the way he spoke about the Ukrainians.

02:37:35.000 I can't believe when Biden went out there and said it wasn't soil, I thought.

02:37:37.000 And the Azov battalion.

02:37:39.000 Everything he talked about, that they have a right to defend their homeland.

02:37:42.000 He literally used the word their homeland He would 1000% be called a racist.

02:37:48.000 If he's judging by his own standards.

02:37:52.000 Ukrainians aren't a race.

02:37:54.000 He's being nationalist.

02:37:58.000 No one cares.

02:38:00.000 He's not being racist to Ukrainians. 0.99

02:38:01.000 He's being a white supremacist. 0.77

02:38:03.000 By saying that a nation of white traditionalist Europeans fight for their homeland with an iron will are all far right dog whistles. 0.53

02:38:10.000 The S.P.L.C.

02:38:11.000 would be like, if it was Trump, they'd be like, look at all the white supremacist rhetoric that came out. 1.00

02:38:15.000 He's a racist. 0.97

02:38:16.000 Trump could never say that. 1.00

02:38:17.000 Never in a million years.

02:38:19.000 No, but just seriously, imagine Donald Trump saying, the people of Ukraine are strong, proud people fighting for their homeland with an iron will.

02:38:25.000 Yes!

02:38:26.000 They'd be like, whoa!

02:38:28.000 I don't know, I'm the kind of guy who's like, a swastika, just because you see a swastika doesn't mean it indicates Nazism or racism.

02:38:34.000 Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian, Ian Or Lauren wins, rather.

02:38:52.000 Did I win you, Lauren?

02:38:53.000 That's right.

02:38:54.000 We all win, because we all take a drink.

02:38:56.000 We all take a drink.

02:38:56.000 I'll read off the rest of mine, then Lauren, you can tell me yours.

02:38:59.000 So, the free space.

02:39:00.000 Then I forgot what he's saying.

02:39:02.000 I think that happened.

02:39:02.000 Yeah, that did happen.

02:39:04.000 And then the final was whispers.

02:39:06.000 That's why I could be like, is he whispering?

02:39:07.000 Is he whispering?

02:39:07.000 So, after tripping, there's Nancy Pelosi.

02:39:11.000 There's the free space, forgets what he's saying, and then whispers.

02:39:15.000 So the forgets what he was saying, there was a period where for about five seconds, he just kept stuttering and stammering.

02:39:20.000 I wish we could replay that.

02:39:22.000 Can we replay that?

02:39:23.000 Can you find that?

02:39:24.000 Do you have a timestamp on that?

02:39:26.000 No, not for those.

02:39:26.000 Not for the Xs.

02:39:27.000 Because you started screaming.

02:39:29.000 I was so happy.

02:39:30.000 Can't believe it actually I know I know cuz he had a prompter.

02:39:34.000 I was like, there's no way he'll he'll forget And he did he would he messed something up and then you

02:39:39.000 could tell in a few seconds He was thinking about what he messed up and he messed up

02:39:42.000 more truth be told He probably never knew what he was saying in the first

02:39:45.000 place He was just reading the prompter and the prompter probably

02:39:48.000 jammed up and so he was like Hope the thing jammed up. I hope that's what it was. What

02:39:54.000 was your last one? What's all whispers? That's right He whispered a couple times

02:39:59.000 It's like an appeal So, what is this tweet we have from black lives matter 0.99

02:40:08.000 It says, POV, listening to Biden declare the answer is not to defund the police, it's to fund the police.

02:40:15.000 And Maxine Waters just looks totally, totally upset. 0.97

02:40:20.000 Oh, did they really?

02:40:21.000 Oh, only people who follow Black Lives Matter can respond.

02:40:24.000 Or people who they follow.

02:40:26.000 So listen, listen, Joe Biden, we thought he was going to do news speak like Latinx.

02:40:29.000 He went the other way.

02:40:31.000 He said, fund the police.

02:40:32.000 He said, iron will, homeland, I'm a capitalist, secure the border.

02:40:38.000 It was actually, it was more, it was more Trumpian in a lot of ways.

02:40:41.000 That's actually very promising.

02:40:42.000 Whoever's writing his speeches, whatever this administration is, has caught on to something.

02:40:46.000 It's cynical.

02:40:46.000 No, it's cynical because they're, they're waiting for the red wave.

02:40:49.000 I mean, it's better than him being up there and being a racist BLM. 0.90

02:40:52.000 Like, we got to get everyone pink banners and transgender everyone's house.

02:40:56.000 And like, you're like, I don't understand.

02:40:58.000 Cause he's still going to end up doing that stuff.

02:40:59.000 But he didn't.

02:41:00.000 At least he didn't.

02:41:02.000 Do you believe him?

02:41:03.000 I don't believe a lot.

02:41:04.000 I felt like he was just reading, reading talking points, but at least he wasn't espousing racism.

02:41:09.000 It's like, there's a guy who keeps taking a dump on your lawn, and then one day, he's like- He doesn't?

02:41:14.000 He's like- I don't use toilets, man!

02:41:15.000 No, no, and then he comes to your house, and he's like, if you vote for me, I'll make sure no one takes a dump on your lawn.

02:41:19.000 It's like, bro, that's- it's you!

02:41:20.000 Oh, Biden got me?

02:41:21.000 You did it!

02:41:22.000 He was a dumper?

02:41:22.000 Why would I vote for you when you're the one- Oh, he's like, I don't know what's been doing that, man.

02:41:26.000 When Biden says, we're gonna secure the border, it's like, yo, the border's insecure because of you!

02:41:30.000 Because of you!

02:41:30.000 I'm not gonna vote for the guy who's making the problem.

02:41:35.000 So you can come to me and say whatever you want, dude.

02:41:36.000 It's like, bro, I have you on camera pooping on my lawn.

02:41:39.000 Right, exactly.

02:41:40.000 I can smell the poop.

02:41:40.000 He's like, no, man.

02:41:41.000 No, it's not me.

02:41:42.000 I zoned out for like two minutes there, and then I came back.

02:41:45.000 You'll be able to re-watch it later.

02:41:46.000 We have the best analogies.

02:41:48.000 We do.

02:41:48.000 We have the best analogies.

02:41:50.000 It's hot.

02:41:50.000 It's cool.

02:41:51.000 It's the greatest, the greatest, the greatest analogy.

02:41:54.000 No boo would yeah, I think it was a bad speech could have been worse.

02:41:57.000 So at least it was it was good in some ways But I don't believe him.

02:42:00.000 No, I mean when when Lauren screamed based at securing the border Although it'd be great if we could secure the but what does that even mean he doesn't explain what he meant It hasn't never happened before so how's he gonna do it?

02:42:14.000 Yeah, no, it's like you know that thing that I said we have new technologies to do for you know

02:42:19.000 So I I signed up for truth social. Thank you, buddy. How's that going? It's just I gotta be honest

02:42:26.000 Right now the way they're rolling it out useless It was crazy when Biden announced his new social media company.

02:42:32.000 Here's the annoying thing, right?

02:42:33.000 First, when Biden's like, okay, we gotta fight back against big tech censorship.

02:42:41.000 It's called Lies Social.

02:42:42.000 Lies.social. 0.97

02:42:44.000 So I signed up for Truth Social, which is Trump's thing.

02:42:46.000 Mostly true.

02:42:47.000 And I'm like number 422,000 on the wait list.

02:42:50.000 Oh, wow, it just keeps getting bigger.

02:42:51.000 But, of course, you know, they reached out and said, we'll get you on.

02:42:55.000 We would like to get you an account and all that.

02:42:57.000 I'm like, sure.

02:42:58.000 But I had to sign up using, like, some random, like, I couldn't actually sign up as Timcast.

02:43:02.000 And I'm like, I'm not interested in creating some other account.

02:43:04.000 No.

02:43:05.000 And then reaching out and being like, please give me an account with my actual username.

02:43:08.000 So then, like, after, like, three days of trying to figure it out and getting these links that weren't working, I finally get logged in because they jumped me in front of the line to log me in.

02:43:16.000 But I have some account that's not even at Timcast.

02:43:18.000 And I'm like, dude, Look, maybe in a month when it's activated for everyone and I can actually have my username, like, I'll use it for the time being.

02:43:26.000 It feels very sloppy.

02:43:27.000 Yeah, it feels very sloppy.

02:43:28.000 Like the rollout, they had masked it on code and didn't give the software code that they were using in the very beginning, which is illegal.

02:43:34.000 What are we talking about?

02:43:36.000 Truth.social, Trump's new social network.

02:43:38.000 Biden's new social media network that he's launching.

02:43:40.000 Yeah, Biden's friend's new social network.

02:43:41.000 Can you imagine if Biden at this, you know, during the State of the Union, he was like, And censorship.

02:43:47.000 It's a big problem.

02:43:48.000 So I'm launching Biden.social.

02:43:51.000 We're gonna make our own network.

02:43:52.000 They banned me from Twitter, man.

02:43:54.000 Why'd they do that for?

02:43:55.000 I'll make sure you don't get banned.

02:43:57.000 Someone super chatted.

02:43:59.000 Did anyone else notice he was getting oranger the longer he spoke?

02:44:02.000 No, I didn't.

02:44:03.000 That's awesome.

02:44:04.000 Yeah, Truth.That.Social worried me from the beginning when they used free software code and didn't show the code, which is a violation of the terms of service.

02:44:12.000 There's a serious problem with there being a conservative grift of just creating the conservative version of anything.

02:44:18.000 Like, oh, you've got Twitter, I'm going to create a conservative version of Twitter.

02:44:20.000 Oh, you've got anything.

02:44:23.000 And Alt-Tech needs to actually make their own stuff.

02:44:26.000 And there are a few that do it.

02:44:28.000 Lydia, you only needed Come On Man? 1.00

02:44:30.000 I needed Man.

02:44:31.000 Yes!

02:44:31.000 Did he say Trump?

02:44:32.000 So Elizabeth Carmella says, one more time just in case Lydia did win, he said, come

02:44:36.000 on man, right after he talks about securing the border, rewind and see.

02:44:39.000 We were laughing.

02:44:40.000 Yes!

02:44:41.000 I believe it.

02:44:42.000 That's Lydia would have won. 0.98

02:44:43.000 Can someone, is there a clip we can pull up somewhere to verify?

02:44:45.000 Did Nancy Pelosi trip before that? 0.94

02:44:47.000 The stakes are high.

02:44:48.000 They are indeed.

02:44:49.000 I will get a beer if this is true.

02:44:50.000 Well, we're going to assume she's being honest.

02:44:51.000 The stakes are high.

02:44:52.000 Everybody drank and Man is there.

02:44:54.000 Indeed, yes.

02:44:54.000 Wait, what are we drinking at?

02:44:55.000 I'm so wrong.

02:44:56.000 Man.

02:44:56.000 He said, come on, Man.

02:44:57.000 According to a super chat.

02:44:58.000 He said, I knew it.

02:44:59.000 I'm like, he had to have said Man once.

02:45:01.000 Yeah.

02:45:01.000 Even like, Hugh Man.

02:45:02.000 Does that count?

02:45:03.000 I still, ugh.

02:45:03.000 Man.

02:45:05.000 So, I think, if we're going on the truest sense of things, Lydia wins, because we did the Nancy Pelosi tripping.

02:45:13.000 I wonder if Nancy tripped before he said, come on now. 0.99

02:45:16.000 You're just like Biden.

02:45:17.000 You just want to give me a drug test.

02:45:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:45:19.000 Seamus, it's like the American League and the National League.

02:45:22.000 Like, there's certain rules in the American League and certain rules in the National League.

02:45:25.000 And the National League is always better.

02:45:26.000 Whoever helps you sleep at night, man.

02:45:28.000 Debate team here, I'm gonna add one more.

02:45:30.000 Did he say LGBT or LGBTQS?

02:45:33.000 He did say QS.

02:45:34.000 He did.

02:45:35.000 That's newspeak.

02:45:36.000 That is newspeak.

02:45:37.000 And then I win.

02:45:38.000 I win.

02:45:39.000 He said LGBTQS or plus.

02:45:40.000 He had a plus in there.

02:45:41.000 You're saying Hell is Cursing?

02:45:42.000 Yeah.

02:45:43.000 Well, then I win, too.

02:45:43.000 Yeah. Well then I went He's the president.

02:45:45.000 Wait, hold on.

02:45:46.000 He's the president.

02:45:46.000 Everybody wins.

02:45:47.000 This feels like a trophy.

02:45:47.000 Did he get mad at a fake Republican?

02:45:50.000 Or say the word Trump?

02:45:50.000 Because then I win twice.

02:45:51.000 He did not say the word Trump.

02:45:53.000 I didn't hear it.

02:45:53.000 He didn't deem nice half the country like Democrats always do.

02:45:56.000 That's always their big fail.

02:45:58.000 Wasn't that nice of him?

02:45:59.000 He publicized the Republican talking points.

02:46:01.000 That's like a moment of silence.

02:46:02.000 Yeah.

02:46:03.000 There wasn't one.

02:46:03.000 So we don't win.

02:46:04.000 Come on.

02:46:05.000 Kian and I have the same cards.

02:46:07.000 Oh, yeah, that's brutal.

02:46:08.000 It's hard.

02:46:09.000 So what are you gonna do?

02:46:09.000 Flip a coin?

02:46:10.000 Roll a hundred-sided die?

02:46:12.000 No, we're not gonna count the ten seconds of silence.

02:46:15.000 I needed inappropriate contact.

02:46:18.000 Shaking Nancy Pelosi's hand, I petitioned the courts.

02:46:21.000 No one should do it!

02:46:21.000 Not on TV!

02:46:22.000 Did we have misinformation?

02:46:23.000 He didn't say the word.

02:46:24.000 It was to say the word.

02:46:24.000 And and and hugging this information did we did we didn't say the word it was to say the words, right?

02:46:30.000 Right, right. Okay. I thought I thought he told a fake story to be honest. I could the problem is like we have to

02:46:36.000 later So we're going to come back with our bingo cards after we get a nice thorough fact check from Joe Biden.

02:46:42.000 Take a drink.

02:46:43.000 If we can determine if someone else won.

02:46:44.000 Just kidding.

02:46:45.000 Our democracy.

02:46:46.000 He didn't say that.

02:46:46.000 Honestly, we, I mean, we crossed a lot of these out.

02:46:49.000 A lot of these.

02:46:51.000 I have, hold on one, two, three.

02:46:52.000 He didn't, he didn't play the race card.

02:46:54.000 Yeah.

02:46:55.000 He turned it to Trump.

02:46:56.000 He didn't do it.

02:46:57.000 I mean, out of 25, I have 11 that aren't checked.

02:46:59.000 So more, yeah.

02:47:04.000 He did not get pulled off early, so I was very impressed.

02:47:06.000 He held up really well.

02:47:09.000 So what we were doing is we were trying to put fun ones in as well, but if we were trying to guess exactly things he would say, he would be very predictable, I think.

02:47:17.000 I'm actually embarrassed I didn't think to write look on there.

02:47:20.000 Those were unpredictable, but his general language, most of it, and then there were those spicy bits where you're like, Curing cancer.

02:47:27.000 I mean, he said he was going to, did he say he was going to cure, that we're going to cure cancer?

02:47:30.000 Did he actually say that?

02:47:31.000 They're starting an initiative to cure cancer.

02:47:33.000 The thing about cancer is that cancer treatment is an industry.

02:47:36.000 So there's a lot of resistance to stopping it from happening.

02:47:39.000 A lot of it's dietary.

02:47:41.000 On top of that, he did that, like he started talking about that right after talking about inflation, but like inflation hurts people needing to be treated by cancer.

02:47:48.000 Like medical inflation is actually a thing and it's a problem, especially in the United States where you guys don't, Have free health care.

02:47:54.000 And I'm not saying free health care is good because it's actually awful, but... What do you think about like a hybrid system?

02:47:59.000 Biden actually has a solution to medical inflation, which is to lower health care costs.

02:48:04.000 Oh, that's right.

02:48:06.000 He solved that.

02:48:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:48:07.000 So he'll do that too.

02:48:09.000 You know what I just realized too?

02:48:10.000 There's some good stuff going on here.

02:48:13.000 It's not just about Biden.

02:48:15.000 Him embracing border security means those of us who, for instance, Lauren, you want to do a documentary on migration or borders, they're not going to ban you anymore.

02:48:23.000 Yeah.

02:48:23.000 Well, I don't know about that, man.

02:48:24.000 No, no, no.

02:48:24.000 Hold on.

02:48:25.000 Hold on.

02:48:25.000 I don't know if they're that consistent.

02:48:26.000 They're still, of course, there's risks.

02:48:28.000 I'm not saying it's absolute.

02:48:28.000 I'm saying they moved back a little bit because now, well, Biden said we have to do it.

02:48:35.000 And we really do or should.

02:48:36.000 Look, this is a little pedantic, but I actually think this is an important distinction.

02:48:39.000 He's not embracing border security.

02:48:40.000 He's embracing the talking point of border security.

02:48:42.000 He's not going to do it.

02:48:43.000 Guys, don't...

02:48:44.000 Obama put some of the best border policies in place, and people don't realize this.

02:48:48.000 But Biden didn't for the first year and a half.

02:48:50.000 He was his vice president.

02:48:51.000 No, no, I'm saying as president, Biden hasn't.

02:48:53.000 Sure, sure, absolutely.

02:48:55.000 And it's been a lot of their language.

02:48:56.000 A lot of migrants have thought, oh, Biden's in power, and in his election, he said all these things were going to be let in.

02:49:03.000 But, you know, the southern border program that Obama put in, like, 2013-2014, that reduced, like, South American migrants from coming to America by 70%.

02:49:13.000 They were getting caught by Mexican police.

02:49:15.000 So they kind of outsourced it where they made the Mexican police do it and the Mexican border security, but it was very successful.

02:49:22.000 But Obama was the deporter-in-chief.

02:49:24.000 Yeah.

02:49:24.000 That's what they say, but didn't they actually change- Jorge Ventura.

02:49:28.000 Ventura.

02:49:28.000 To be fair though, didn't they change the metrics for deportation under Obama's presidency?

02:49:32.000 It used to be that if you sent somebody back and then under Obama's administration, it was changed to stopping someone at the border and sending them back, counting as a deportation.

02:49:41.000 People say that, but I've never really, I don't know.

02:49:42.000 I've heard that, but I haven't seen evidence that that was a significant factor.

02:49:49.000 I think it's more so they actually genuinely believe that The border was an important factor, but they couldn't tell their base that.

02:49:55.000 Interesting.

02:49:55.000 So they just made it so that, OK, Mexico, we're going to give you money and resources.

02:49:59.000 They literally set up, like, checkpoints across the Guatemalan border, like Obama did this, to look for South Americans coming across.

02:50:05.000 But, you know, no one cares about foreign news.

02:50:07.000 So they're like, Obama loves migrants.

02:50:09.000 It's true.

02:50:10.000 Some Canadians, they love foreign news.

02:50:11.000 We have the State of the Union response from Governor Kim Reynolds, but it's only like 10 minutes long.

02:50:18.000 Is it?

02:50:18.000 Cool, want to play some?

02:50:19.000 Did it end?

02:50:21.000 That's like a script.

02:50:25.000 She's reading a script.

02:50:28.000 That's the problem with reading a script.

02:50:30.000 What if someone talked to you in that tone in real life?

02:50:32.000 That's what Trump did when he got elected.

02:50:34.000 I was so disappointed.

02:50:35.000 He went on script.

02:50:36.000 As a mom.

02:50:37.000 I literally said she's talking to me like a mom and then she started.

02:50:41.000 We're now one year into his presidency, and instead of moving America forward, it feels like President Biden and his party have sent us back in time to the late 70s and early 80s.

02:50:51.000 I think I might win.

02:50:52.000 There's a Biden inappropriate touching moment.

02:50:54.000 I'll let you be the judge.

02:50:55.000 I think I might win.

02:50:56.000 Why?

02:50:57.000 There's a Biden inappropriate touching moment.

02:50:59.000 No!

02:51:00.000 Absolutely.

02:51:00.000 Hold on.

02:51:01.000 Tim, I'll let you be the judge.

02:51:02.000 Look at that.

02:51:03.000 Hold on.

02:51:03.000 Who did he inappropriately touch?

02:51:05.000 Oh yeah!

02:51:06.000 Absolutely!

02:51:07.000 Who is that woman? 1.00

02:51:07.000 My guess is... I'm gonna send you that to my DM. 1.00

02:51:09.000 Am I the only one who didn't win here?

02:51:10.000 My guess is either a nose and tail or a hand on the lower back.

02:51:13.000 I win!

02:51:13.000 I win too!

02:51:14.000 Okay.

02:51:14.000 Whispers, starts late, trips, man, and uses fake words.

02:51:17.000 Wait, if we count whispers then I got it.

02:51:19.000 We're gonna bring this up on screen.

02:51:20.000 I win as well.

02:51:22.000 She's probably drinking water playing bingo.

02:51:24.000 Okay, send.

02:51:25.000 You tweeted?

02:51:25.000 No, you can't send it to me because I don't have access.

02:51:27.000 We're not logged in.

02:51:28.000 I'll retweet it.

02:51:29.000 Alright, fine.

02:51:30.000 Who was it?

02:51:31.000 Oh no.

02:51:32.000 Retweet that.

02:51:32.000 I'm too drunk to figure this out.

02:51:34.000 Get Lauren another beer. 0.99

02:51:35.000 We definitely have.

02:51:37.000 How do I open my notifications?

02:51:39.000 Okay, I found it.

02:51:40.000 Oh my gosh, wow.

02:51:41.000 Okay, I retweeted it.

02:51:42.000 Drink some water, ladies. 0.99

02:51:43.000 Alright, I believe it's fair to say we have inappropriate contact.

02:51:48.000 Yes!

02:51:48.000 That sounds so bad.

02:51:49.000 Holy shit. 0.99

02:51:51.000 It's a game, you know, like in Minecraft. 1.00

02:51:53.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:51:55.000 Who is that poor woman? 1.00

02:51:56.000 Oh, cool.

02:51:57.000 Why does he do this?

02:51:59.000 He's making contact with her forehead.

02:52:02.000 But the thing is, like, it is the most bizarre, inappropriate contact you ever see.

02:52:07.000 That's not like the typical weird chauvinistic thing to do.

02:52:10.000 Everybody drags his forehead in this.

02:52:12.000 Do you want to touch foreheads?

02:52:13.000 No!

02:52:14.000 It's so weird.

02:52:15.000 Stay away from me.

02:52:16.000 I'll shrink to that.

02:52:17.000 It's like, go in it.

02:52:20.000 Okay, so we all won.

02:52:21.000 We all won because we bent the rules a little bit to make sure we won.

02:52:24.000 That's not bending the rules.

02:52:25.000 This is a certified W. The State of the Union ended, nobody won, and then we just drink more.

02:52:31.000 We just drink until everybody wins.

02:52:33.000 Yeah.

02:52:33.000 I crossed them all off.

02:52:34.000 I still feel like I lost.

02:52:35.000 What the hell's happening?

02:52:36.000 Because they censored a word, I think that's a fair assessment of what constitutes a curse.

02:52:41.000 Yeah, since it was censored.

02:52:42.000 The White House actually censored a word he said.

02:52:45.000 It was on YouTube and they're typing in real time, so I thought that was fair.

02:52:47.000 Did he say our democracy?

02:52:49.000 No.

02:52:49.000 He did not.

02:52:50.000 So let me read you off mine.

02:52:51.000 We have only Democrats clap.

02:52:52.000 That happened a lot.

02:52:54.000 So, you know, inappropriate contact, which we've shown on the screen.

02:52:57.000 Plagiarized, like the entirety of his speech.

02:52:59.000 Whispers and curses.

02:53:02.000 Yep.

02:53:02.000 Well, there it is.

02:53:03.000 So yeah, I have whispers, starts late, trips, man, and uses fake word.

02:53:10.000 I've also won.

02:53:11.000 Dude, I can't believe we literally all won at bingo, except did you win?

02:53:14.000 Who didn't win?

02:53:15.000 I don't want to talk about the fact that I didn't actually win.

02:53:17.000 I just got a lot of circles.

02:53:19.000 Oh, you didn't win?

02:53:20.000 Technically not.

02:53:21.000 It's a different kind of win.

02:53:21.000 But you know what?

02:53:22.000 I got like it all across, but he just didn't mention January 6th or insurrection and that messed me up.

02:53:27.000 That was interesting.

02:53:28.000 That's kind of what I say.

02:53:28.000 It could have been a lot worse.

02:53:29.000 That was the kind of stuff.

02:53:30.000 I'm glad he didn't fan the flames.

02:53:32.000 It was like giving false platitudes.

02:53:33.000 Even though you would have gotten more drinks?

02:53:36.000 Yeah.

02:53:36.000 You're hoping for him to like to do something wrong?

02:53:39.000 Destroy America so you can have another shot. 0.99

02:53:42.000 I'm thirsty. 0.99

02:53:42.000 Yeah. 0.99

02:53:43.000 Like people were saying, you're not even drinking.

02:53:44.000 It's like, oh, that's a good point.

02:53:45.000 Lauren was drinking the whole time, regardless of whether Biden did anything wrong.

02:53:49.000 And we weren't when he was doing things wrong.

02:53:51.000 We're just talking about it.

02:53:52.000 Yeah, this is unfair.

02:53:53.000 This is a setup.

02:53:54.000 Yeah, it's true.

02:53:56.000 It was your idea.

02:53:57.000 Whose idea was it?

02:53:58.000 Was it your idea?

02:53:58.000 Ian's idea.

02:54:01.000 Like, I was like, we're going to have a very boring stream tonight, and then Lauren was like, no.

02:54:06.000 No, that's not happening.

02:54:09.000 But the highlight of my night was I rolled a 100.

02:54:14.000 God rolled that through your body.

02:54:15.000 Someone super chatted said that it was like, I can absorb all of the sorcerer's powers to cast any spell I want or something.

02:54:22.000 I'm here, bro.

02:54:23.000 Feed off my passive energy.

02:54:25.000 Who says you're the sorcerer?

02:54:26.000 Well, I'm like half sorcerer, half wizard.

02:54:28.000 Stop being a sorcerer.

02:54:29.000 I'm more wizard than sorcerer, but I got them both.

02:54:31.000 You don't have to do either.

02:54:32.000 I cast magic with my charisma, which is the sorcery.

02:54:35.000 Then I cast it with my understanding, which is the wizardry.

02:54:38.000 Then when you combine those two, you create like a hybrid class of magic casting that's kind of cool.

02:54:43.000 Like you can do it on stage really fast.

02:54:45.000 All right, here's a good super chat.

02:54:46.000 Rilo Shigaraki says, the best part about the show is all the different views, so bias is impossible.

02:54:51.000 And thank God for Ian saying the most won't tons of love from Canada.

02:55:00.000 The most won't?

02:55:01.000 Love that dude.

02:55:01.000 Another Canadian commenting on American politics.

02:55:04.000 Stop it! 0.99

02:55:04.000 Get out! 0.99

02:55:04.000 Yeah, it's like, you know, Ian's like the wild card. 0.99

02:55:08.000 I truly believe magic is real.

02:55:10.000 It comes from magnetics, that whole magos.

02:55:13.000 And it's like, there's iron in your red blood cells, so like, we're these magnetic beings.

02:55:20.000 That was teed up.

02:55:21.000 If you didn't know what magnetics were and you saw someone pulling a magnet, you'd think it was magic.

02:55:26.000 He goes, it is our wild card.

02:55:28.000 I fully believe that.

02:55:31.000 I'm not even joking.

02:55:32.000 Call it what you want, though.

02:55:33.000 I'm down to debate what it is.

02:55:35.000 When you see the human dynamo, I mean, you know it.

02:55:39.000 You know it's there.

02:55:39.000 Well, I was just in a magnet tail earlier today and I didn't get sucked in.

02:55:43.000 Patrick says Biden did say our democracy at the very end while you were all talking.

02:55:46.000 Wait, oh, come on.

02:55:48.000 He's just goading me.

02:55:49.000 Yeah, is this for real?

02:55:50.000 Let's see if we can confirm it independently.

02:55:54.000 He did say it?

02:55:55.000 Do we have a more reliable source than Lydia?

02:55:58.000 Oh, OK.

02:55:58.000 You cannot find a more reliable source than Lydia.

02:56:00.000 Then I won again.

02:56:01.000 Then I can't trust anyone.

02:56:03.000 You guys keep winning.

02:56:04.000 What did he say?

02:56:04.000 Our democracy.

02:56:05.000 I want to give a shout out to our friends again over at Old690 Brewing Company.

02:56:08.000 I won twice.

02:56:09.000 Your beer is awesome, you guys.

02:56:10.000 They can get you so drunk, Biden makes sense.

02:56:12.000 I know!

02:56:13.000 Haha!

02:56:13.000 That's a great selling point.

02:56:15.000 Well, so they're in like a mountainous Virginia area pretty close to where we're at.

02:56:20.000 So, I don't know what the politics of that brewery is, but I don't think they're going to be like urban, city urban liberal types.

02:56:26.000 Alcohol holds no political affiliation.

02:56:28.000 I won twice.

02:56:28.000 I won twice as well.

02:56:29.000 Don't you wiggle your card in my face.

02:56:30.000 Wiggle your card and it reminds better.

02:56:32.000 Where did we get the second one?

02:56:34.000 So, uh, plagiarize our democracy free, congratulate self, and racist by accident.

02:56:38.000 Oh, he was racist by accident?

02:56:39.000 When was that?

02:56:39.000 So, what we concluded was... Oh, the Ukrainians.

02:56:42.000 But not racist towards Ukrainians.

02:56:44.000 I feel like we're retconning his speech. 0.95

02:56:45.000 He was dog whistling to white supremacists. 0.99

02:56:47.000 Dog whistling. 0.99

02:56:50.000 Oh, if we got racist by accident, then I won again. 0.96

02:56:52.000 Dude, there are literal Nazis fighting on the Ukrainian side.

02:56:56.000 Isn't that a whole huge story?

02:56:57.000 It's like they have an iron will, man!

02:57:00.000 I want to talk just a little bit about Canada, about those Nazis fighting on the Ukrainian side.

02:57:05.000 Are we going to bring in Christia? 1.00

02:57:06.000 Christia Freeland.

02:57:07.000 There's a photo of her marching in downtown Toronto.

02:57:11.000 You need to explain to the Americans who Christia Freeland is.

02:57:13.000 Christia Freeland is our Deputy Prime Minister, so she's our Kamala Harris. 0.98

02:57:16.000 Her grandfather was a Nazi.

02:57:19.000 It's true!

02:57:19.000 I'm not making this up.

02:57:22.000 She lied to the media and they had to fact-check her.

02:57:25.000 She was actually fact-checked.

02:57:26.000 She's the lady who said we need to make these powers permanent. 0.94

02:57:28.000 Yes.

02:57:29.000 Who's like tweaking out in every minute.

02:57:31.000 Oddly enough, I was sitting on a plane literally right next to her.

02:57:35.000 I got a selfie with her.

02:57:35.000 I tweeted about it.

02:57:37.000 You took a selfie with her?

02:57:38.000 Oh, that's right.

02:57:38.000 I saw that.

02:57:38.000 She was upset about it.

02:57:40.000 That's amazing.

02:57:40.000 She didn't know who I was at the time, but I took a selfie and published it and then interviewed her afterwards.

02:57:46.000 Anyway, she was marching in Toronto with these Ukrainians.

02:57:51.000 She must have known though, right?

02:57:52.000 I don't think politicians know as much about the subtext as we pretend to do.

02:57:56.000 Do you think politicians are that smart?

02:57:57.000 No, she would have no idea.

02:58:00.000 She was holding the scarf, right?

02:58:02.000 And she reads Ukrainian.

02:58:06.000 What was the Ukrainian message that it translated to?

02:58:09.000 Can you guys explain what the Azov are exactly?

02:58:12.000 They're a battalion of a few thousand troops, and then a good portion of that battalion are actually Nazi-affiliated.

02:58:20.000 So they have swastikas tattooed all over them and everything.

02:58:24.000 And a lot of people looking at it don't understand that when Putin says we want to de-Nazify Ukraine, there is this back and forth of Russia has that Soviet history that defeated the Nazis.

02:58:37.000 They were the ones that went in at the very end, right?

02:58:41.000 And then there are Ukrainians that are against Russia, but also, like, we are white.

02:58:47.000 They're Asian.

02:58:48.000 They're Eurasian.

02:58:50.000 They're not white like us. 0.97

02:58:51.000 I just retweeted the tweet a long time ago.

02:58:52.000 There is that, like, identity collision that happens there.

02:58:56.000 But we don't understand any of that.

02:58:57.000 We just are like, Putin's lying! 0.75

02:59:00.000 Or there is the exaggeration that, like, all Ukrainians are Nazis.

02:59:03.000 Yeah, but there are people within those groups that do believe that on both sides.

02:59:08.000 So that scarf right there, that's the Bandera movement.

02:59:11.000 This one right here?

02:59:12.000 The red and black?

02:59:12.000 Yeah, and Chrystia Freeland is the one in the white Ukrainian dress there in the middle.

02:59:18.000 Which one?

02:59:18.000 Right here?

02:59:18.000 Yeah, right there.

02:59:20.000 So she tweeted that.

02:59:22.000 She tweeted that herself.

02:59:24.000 Whoa! 0.71

02:59:24.000 And then she deleted it. 0.71

02:59:26.000 She uses the phrasing in the actual tweet, no?

02:59:28.000 Did she just, like, Stalin that out of the picture?

02:59:30.000 Yeah.

02:59:32.000 Oh yeah, look, she said it.

02:59:33.000 What does that mean?

02:59:34.000 Yeah, she literally says it.

02:59:35.000 We need to look up what that message means.

02:59:37.000 Yeah, I have no idea how to look that up.

02:59:38.000 Someone who's more sober than me, try to figure that out.

02:59:40.000 Someone who speaks or writes Cyrillic.

02:59:43.000 Jeez.

02:59:44.000 I'm in the process of looking up her grandfather's name, which is not on Wikipedia.

02:59:47.000 You can't see her parents' names.

02:59:49.000 They give you a link to her uncle, who is like Canadian Parliament.

02:59:51.000 I'm sure he was.

02:59:52.000 All right, I'm about to do something really boring that every conservative... I'm about to point out that if we did what the left has just done here, they would lose their minds.

02:59:59.000 But of course we wouldn't do it because it's insane.

03:00:01.000 This woman... I mean, can you imagine if Trump was talking about a group of people who he was defending, among which there were some number of people you could actually fairly call Nazis, and then he was saying things like, they have an iron will, they're defending their homeland.

03:00:14.000 Yeah.

03:00:15.000 Ian, you got to roll the 100 side of people are saying.

03:00:16.000 Okay, bro.

03:00:17.000 Because I rolled 100.

03:00:18.000 Here we go!

03:00:19.000 If he rolls a 20, I'm gonna lose it.

03:00:20.000 He's gonna roll a 1.

03:00:21.000 Okay, no.

03:00:21.000 29.

03:00:21.000 Alright, that's not bad.

03:00:22.000 Nice prime number.

03:00:29.000 Everyone's going to roll the 100?

03:00:30.000 The Danes are going to defeat the Irish right now. 0.86

03:00:35.000 First of all, the Americans are going to defeat the Canadians. 0.99

03:00:37.000 Correct.

03:00:39.000 That is so loud.

03:00:40.000 Calm down, Lydia. 0.83

03:00:42.000 That's loud.

03:00:42.000 That's so heavy.

03:00:43.000 Seamus hit it from you, too.

03:00:44.000 Kehaan, what did I get?

03:00:45.000 22.

03:00:45.000 What did Seamus get?

03:00:46.000 get? 22. You're never gonna die. What did Seamus get? Seamus got... It's so astounding,

03:00:51.000 but you'll never see it.

03:00:54.000 Nice, dude!

03:00:56.000 Double number! 0.99

03:00:56.000 Yeah, not bad. 0.99

03:00:57.000 Leave him! 1.00

03:00:58.000 I want Lydia to roll. 1.00

03:00:59.000 How's it feel, Candidate?

03:00:59.000 Lydia, do you want to roll the rainbow one or the blue one?

03:01:01.000 How's it feel, Maple Leaf flag?

03:01:03.000 I just rolled a 99.

03:01:03.000 This is bad.

03:01:04.000 No way.

03:01:05.000 Dude, what is up?

03:01:06.000 No way.

03:01:06.000 I swear to God, I just rolled it to get it out of the monitor and it rolled 99.

03:01:10.000 I love 99.

03:01:10.000 It's my favorite number of the first hundred.

03:01:12.000 Roll again.

03:01:12.000 See if you can get a 99.

03:01:13.000 No, I don't want to.

03:01:14.000 No, you don't want to?

03:01:15.000 You're messing up.

03:01:16.000 The grandfather's name, this girl's grandfather's name is Michael Chomiak.

03:01:19.000 Chomiak. 0.97

03:01:20.000 I don't know if you guys are familiar with him.

03:01:21.000 So this is Chrystia Freeland's grandfather?

03:01:22.000 Yeah, he volunteered to serve in the German invasion of Poland.

03:01:24.000 98!

03:01:24.000 This is from wikispoops.com.

03:01:26.000 I don't know if it's real.

03:01:27.000 What is Wikispoops?

03:01:28.000 I don't know.

03:01:28.000 It's like where we monitor alphabet agencies?

03:01:32.000 Yes, yes.

03:01:32.000 That'd be good.

03:01:33.000 Yeah, Chomiak. 1.00

03:01:34.000 Wikispoops.

03:01:36.000 There's not a lot on the internet about it.

03:01:37.000 And I don't know if he served in the Nazi party or if he was just a German soldier.

03:01:40.000 There was a confirmation from mainstream media, so it must be true, that...

03:01:44.000 What site was it that actually confronted her?

03:01:47.000 I think it was actually American media.

03:01:49.000 And that's how it always is in Canada.

03:01:51.000 We rely on American media to actually cover our own stuff.

03:01:55.000 Like, it was Time that published the Trudeau blackface stuff.

03:01:59.000 It was American Outlets that published Convoy content before anyone... Like, that was back when the CBC was saying that the Convoy was about, like, it was protesting icy roads in Canada.

03:02:10.000 So if the Convoy is there, then it's small, and if it's not small, then they're racists.

03:02:14.000 And if they are actually a lot of racists, well, then we need to, you know, shut them down.

03:02:19.000 They just keep...

03:02:21.000 There was an I.C.

03:02:21.000 Rhodes protest.

03:02:22.000 It was like seven trucks.

03:02:23.000 Yeah.

03:02:24.000 And then that was really crazy because it's a weird timing for truckers to have an I.C.

03:02:30.000 Rhodes protest.

03:02:31.000 Reading about the deputy prime minister's grandfather, Chomiak, Michael Chomiak, or however you pronounce it, it says that he's affiliated with the Nazis.

03:02:37.000 I think that what happened was he wasn't in the party, from what I can tell.

03:02:40.000 But he was working with the German military.

03:02:42.000 He really wanted to be with them and volunteer.

03:02:43.000 Yeah, he was working with them.

03:02:44.000 Like you were kind of forced to if you're in the German military.

03:02:47.000 Well, here's the thing.

03:02:48.000 Objectively, I would not judge someone if they had a grandparent.

03:02:52.000 It doesn't matter to me.

03:02:54.000 It really doesn't matter.

03:02:55.000 I don't care what your grandparents did.

03:02:56.000 I don't care what your parents did.

03:02:58.000 I don't even care for a lot of the time what you did in your past.

03:03:01.000 It's like what you're doing now, but that's obviously not the standard they hold people to.

03:03:05.000 I hope they start to, because it's super important.

03:03:06.000 That would be very nice.

03:03:08.000 I think of that like when they're like, if someone killed someone like 20, 30 years ago, and they're like, and then they come out today, are they still a murderer?

03:03:14.000 We have this discussion from time to time.

03:03:15.000 Like, at what point do you say they're no longer considered what they did in the past?

03:03:19.000 They would always be a murderer.

03:03:22.000 So I'm not the first person to make this point, right?

03:03:25.000 But the reality is, There are people who are more willing to believe a murderer could be rehabilitated than someone who tweeted something racist in the past could not be racist today.

03:03:37.000 But let's put this into context with Freeland, right?

03:03:40.000 Her grandfather was, at the bare minimum, a Nazi sympathizer.

03:03:44.000 And then she marches in a parade holding a flag, holding a scarf that supports the Nazi ideology. 0.53

03:03:53.000 And she treats her political opponents who are, you know, in the thousands in Ottawa.

03:04:00.000 Working class, Sikh Canadians, Indigenous Canadians, White Canadians, doesn't matter. 0.91

03:04:04.000 Who are on the other side of a city to a Nazi flag that photographs exist of it but nobody really saw it with their own eyes.

03:04:11.000 She doesn't get to talk about who is and who isn't Nazi.

03:04:14.000 When she marches with Nazi memorabilia That's interesting.

03:04:18.000 But she wouldn't.

03:04:19.000 She wouldn't do that.

03:04:22.000 She can talk about herself.

03:04:23.000 She wouldn't she wouldn't lend you that that forgiveness.

03:04:29.000 Yeah.

03:04:30.000 Ladies and gentlemen, it's gotten late and I think it's time to wrap things up.

03:04:34.000 Everyone's going to have a nice pint of water and some electrolytes.

03:04:38.000 Maybe some vitamins before bed.

03:04:40.000 Coconut water.

03:04:41.000 We'll call in the special IV treatment therapies for everyone to remain hydrated.

03:04:49.000 Get a vitamin drip.

03:04:51.000 Nicotinamide, adenine, dinucleotide.

03:04:52.000 Get healthy.

03:04:53.000 Heal those telomeres.

03:04:54.000 So, I'll say this as we wrap up, just to follow up because we mentioned this early on in the show about the swatting.

03:05:01.000 I have posted a partially redacted photograph from our surveillance cameras showing an officer with a short-barreled AR-15 approaching my personal house, which is separate from the studio because I was swatted, we were swatted here, and police show up.

03:05:18.000 We've, again, instructed them to show up every time and take it seriously every time.

03:05:22.000 Because the concern we have is someone's going to call it in, the police will show up, then once the police leave, then the psychopath shows up and the police are like, oh, we just responded.

03:05:30.000 So we're like, no, no, no matter what it is.

03:05:32.000 And we also have armed guards.

03:05:33.000 So, um, there are some concerns about security in terms of like my house, because there's other people who actually live there.

03:05:41.000 Uh, and so this could have been really, really bad, but everything's fine.

03:05:44.000 And I posted the photo because it's legit.

03:05:46.000 And I wanted, you know, I want to make sure that everybody understands, like when we say this stuff, we're not making it up.

03:05:51.000 And it's really happening, and this is the, I think, the, uh, the, is it the fifth?

03:05:55.000 I think it's the fifth time, because the other day was, uh, uh, yesterday was the third, I believe.

03:06:02.000 Today was the fourth and the fifth that we've, time we've been spotted, because I swatted two houses.

03:06:07.000 As I mentioned before, it's now across state lines, which makes it federal.

03:06:12.000 And we have a name, which we believe is fake.

03:06:15.000 The calls have been traced to an automated system in California.

03:06:18.000 You can see the photo I posted on Instagram, at Tim Kast.

03:06:21.000 Check it out.

03:06:22.000 We're taking it seriously.

03:06:24.000 And I'll say it again, because a lot of people are like, oh, you shouldn't talk about it or whatever.

03:06:26.000 I'm like, the problem is...

03:06:29.000 Um, we want to make sure everybody knows that we're taking it seriously and I want everyone to know when I say we are currently in the process of going through criminal charges against a man who entered this property and tried to use it to publicize his congressional campaign.

03:06:45.000 Then put out a press release trying to try to you know Make a bunch of wild claims and is now facing I believe it's a felony charge And so you know we had this conversation about like do we really want someone to face felony charges?

03:06:55.000 It's not up to us in fact.

03:06:57.000 We were told by the state where we're I Don't know exactly what what you know what they're saying, but they're like you know charges are being filed and the cop was like you've got to follow through because if you if you don't There's like a precedent being set, so considering now what's going on, you show up here, we got armed guards, we've got, uh, the police are on high alert obviously, and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent.

03:07:21.000 You know, I want to thank the police of this town and neighboring communities.

03:07:25.000 You guys are really helping.

03:07:26.000 I mean, you guys are doing hard, really good work.

03:07:28.000 And thank you for coming out here in the middle of the night.

03:07:30.000 Sometimes this is ridiculous, but thank you.

03:07:33.000 Yeah, man. 0.90

03:07:34.000 Look, I'll say it.

03:07:34.000 I'm not happy with, you know, them claiming accident circumstances when they knew it was a swatting.

03:07:38.000 But I can respect them saying we're going to rush out to a place where we feel there could be a serious threat to our lives.

03:07:43.000 That is scary.

03:07:44.000 I can respect that.

03:07:45.000 But again, there's issues, there's challenges.

03:07:48.000 Look, when they showed up and I came down and I said, I would appreciate it if you would leave.

03:07:52.000 They said, okay, you know, respect.

03:07:54.000 And they left.

03:07:54.000 I don't like that they came in, regardless.

03:07:56.000 But, you know, I'm glad they're responding.

03:07:58.000 Every single time, they're showing up and it's a waste of their time.

03:08:02.000 So I was like, should we get... Other people commented too.

03:08:05.000 They were like, you should get a bunch of donuts and coffees.

03:08:08.000 And so when they show up, they can come in expecting... Oh yeah, pizza.

03:08:12.000 That's nice.

03:08:12.000 Give them some healthy food.

03:08:13.000 Just order pizza before the show and they show up and be like, here you are gentlemen, today we got pineapple.

03:08:19.000 Pineapple pizza?

03:08:19.000 And then we get arrested.

03:08:21.000 They'll be calling the SWAT team like, oh we get pizza when this happens.

03:08:26.000 Guys, we missed one last bingo that actually ended up being legit.

03:08:29.000 What happened?

03:08:30.000 I've been monitoring Twitter for this.

03:08:32.000 Sorry, I'm like Lydia.

03:08:35.000 Biden did legitimately plagiarize Trump.

03:08:37.000 Of course he did!

03:08:38.000 Did you get an exact quote?

03:08:42.000 Did he?

03:08:43.000 No, it was just him saying the entirety of his campaign was built on it.

03:08:46.000 No, but there was like an exact quote.

03:08:48.000 So Trump 2018, the state of our union is strong because our people are strong, was what Trump said.

03:08:54.000 Biden 2022 said, The State of the Union is strong because you, the American people, are strong.

03:09:01.000 So there's one word flip there.

03:09:02.000 There you go.

03:09:03.000 There you go.

03:09:04.000 Nice.

03:09:04.000 All right, everybody.

03:09:05.000 I think we should publish these and post them so people can play along when they rewatch.

03:09:10.000 We'll post them when they rewatch.

03:09:13.000 I'll post a picture of mine.

03:09:15.000 I wrote clown feck on mine.

03:09:18.000 All right, everybody, you can follow the show at TimCastIRL again.

03:09:21.000 You can follow me at TimCast.

03:09:23.000 Thanks so much for being a part of our crazy, fun shenanigans, the State of the Union Address.

03:09:28.000 Go to TimCast.com and become a member if you want to help support all of the work we do.

03:09:31.000 Normally, we do members-only segments, but considering we did this extra-long special show, we're not going to have one tonight, but we will be back tomorrow.

03:09:38.000 What did I say?

03:09:40.000 Tuesday?

03:09:40.000 Yes.

03:09:41.000 Tomorrow is going to be an amazing show.

03:09:43.000 It's going to be awesome!

03:09:44.000 Yeah.

03:09:45.000 I'm pumped.

03:09:45.000 Should we?

03:09:46.000 No.

03:09:47.000 I don't even know.

03:09:48.000 I don't even know when I'm on this show.

03:09:49.000 I don't know.

03:09:49.000 You're the marketing genius.

03:09:51.000 I think we should.

03:09:51.000 But you've had a couple drinks.

03:09:52.000 We've had a couple sips of that beer.

03:09:54.000 Magid Nawaz.

03:09:54.000 Yes.

03:09:54.000 Nice.

03:09:55.000 So I've known Magid for several years.

03:09:59.000 And I interviewed him once.

03:10:00.000 And then, you know, we've obviously, like, I think he's fantastic.

03:10:04.000 I think he's brilliant.

03:10:05.000 That guy is a smart guy.

03:10:07.000 I'm really especially like when you hear him on Rogan There were a lot of people who are like I see your tweets

03:10:12.000 and I'm like this seems kind of crazy And then you hear him speak and back everything up with

03:10:16.000 sources facts citations And it was amazing on Joe Rogan when he was like pull up

03:10:19.000 this article and he gives them the specific Article to pull up. No. No here it is. Here's the source

03:10:23.000 like he knows and he's got a new show coming up Oh, he does?

03:10:27.000 Cool!

03:10:27.000 It's on Odyssey, I think, and it's starting in like a month or something.

03:10:30.000 Yeah, they got cancelled from his LBC broadcaster position.

03:10:33.000 So he's just going full, like, blockchain, like, done with the mainstream.

03:10:37.000 And we've got some pretty awesome guests coming up for the rest of the week as well, so we're gonna have a good week.

03:10:42.000 Again, follow TimCastIRL, subscribe to TimCast.com as a member to help support our work.

03:10:47.000 You can follow me at TimCast.

03:10:48.000 Kian, you want to shout out your social media?

03:10:50.000 Yes, please.

03:10:51.000 Please follow me at TheRealKian on Twitter and be sure to go subscribe at TheCounterSignal.com if you're interested in what shenanigans Justin Trudeau is getting up to that the CBC is not telling you about.

03:11:01.000 Go to TheCounterSignal.com and sign up there.

03:11:05.000 Yeah, go sign up for Kian. 0.98

03:11:08.000 Thanks, Lauren.

03:11:08.000 I appreciate it.

03:11:09.000 Kian's amazing.

03:11:10.000 Lauren's weird.

03:11:11.000 Kian's awesome.

03:11:12.000 Shamus, how are you doing?

03:11:13.000 How you doing, folks?

03:11:14.000 I would like to promote Ash Wednesday.

03:11:16.000 Ash Wednesday is tomorrow.

03:11:17.000 It's the beginning of Lent.

03:11:18.000 That's right.

03:11:18.000 If you are Catholic, that is a holy day of obligation, just like a Sunday.

03:11:22.000 You're required to go under pain to mortal sin, so please get out there, get your ashes, represent the faith, do some penance through Lent. 0.98

03:11:28.000 God bless you all.

03:11:29.000 Our country certainly needs penance and prayers right now, so let's get it done.

03:11:34.000 Are you going to mention your social media, Lauren?

03:11:36.000 Oh, I was about to.

03:11:37.000 Honestly, I'm now feeling horrible.

03:11:39.000 Like, this is God's curse on me for being drunk this night.

03:11:43.000 I don't get to mention my socials.

03:11:44.000 I didn't actually think Shay was going to jump.

03:11:45.000 I was joking.

03:11:46.000 She was supposed to be a gentleman.

03:11:49.000 Well, I thought she was done.

03:11:50.000 I'm sorry.

03:11:50.000 Fine.

03:11:53.000 Or Twitter?

03:11:54.000 I don't know!

03:11:55.000 I don't know my social media!

03:11:56.000 That's it.

03:11:56.000 I checked too.

03:11:57.000 It's Lauren underscore Southern.

03:11:58.000 Check it out.

03:11:59.000 She's great.

03:12:01.000 What's your newest movie that's coming out?

03:12:03.000 American Mirage.

03:12:04.000 It'll be out within the next few weeks.

03:12:06.000 Do you have your last movie that you would like to point people at?

03:12:09.000 Crossfire.

03:12:10.000 I made that with the guy who's making Tucker's documentaries right now.

03:12:15.000 Scooter.

03:12:15.000 Scooter Downey.

03:12:16.000 He's such a legend.

03:12:17.000 You can find it on my website, laurensouthern.net. 0.68

03:12:20.000 Yeah, Scooter is a freaking legend.

03:12:21.000 He did the Kyle Rittenhouse stuff. 0.57

03:12:22.000 He did the January 6th stuff.

03:12:24.000 You guys should interview Scooter.

03:12:25.000 You should tag him on.

03:12:26.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:12:27.000 Definitely.

03:12:27.000 Scooter, let's do it.

03:12:28.000 Let's do it.

03:12:29.000 Follow me at iancrossland.net.

03:12:30.000 I love you guys.

03:12:31.000 See you later.

03:12:31.000 Thank you guys so much for tuning in this evening.

03:12:33.000 Our super awesome, cool studio.

03:12:34.000 We never could have done something like this during the election, but thanks to Andy, we have this amazing new studio.

03:12:39.000 We can put all the pictures on the side and have a really fun conversation.

03:12:42.000 So thank you all.

03:12:43.000 That crazy tech genius.

03:12:45.000 I want to address one last super chat on the way out.

03:12:47.000 Oh yeah.

03:12:48.000 Big League Drew says, Tim, if I was on a grand jury, I wouldn't indict.

03:12:52.000 Also, Tim, I'm pressing charges on a nonviolent offense.

03:12:55.000 Ah, let me clarify.

03:12:56.000 If I was on a grand jury, I wouldn't indict because unless I witnessed the crime happening, I'm not gonna give the benefit of the doubt to the state.

03:13:02.000 If someone literally crosses, drives a thousand feet up my driveway, because it's an easement, with multiple signs saying you are being recorded, no trespassing, you are being warned again you're trespassing, and then literally walks in my house, Yeah, yeah, especially after we were spotted twice.

03:13:21.000 Lay off that dude. 0.98

03:13:22.000 Tim's one of a group.

03:13:23.000 There's a lot of people here.

03:13:25.000 It's a big deal.

03:13:27.000 He's got a job.

03:13:28.000 He's got to take care of a lot of people.

03:13:31.000 We had James O'Keefe and Andy Ngo, right?

03:13:34.000 Yeah.

03:13:34.000 And so we actually had, I don't want to get into the specifics, but a guest threatened to cancel because of what that guy did.

03:13:40.000 Correct.

03:13:40.000 When that guy came in, Yeah, that and the swatting.

03:13:46.000 And so it's like... You're doing a good job, man.

03:13:49.000 But more importantly, I'm not pressing any charges.

03:13:52.000 That's not how it works.

03:13:53.000 The state is doing it.

03:13:54.000 Right.

03:13:55.000 So, as soon as someone trespassed, we had to call it in, and the cops were like, we're doing it.

03:14:00.000 That's it.

03:14:00.000 Yeah.

03:14:01.000 Anyway, look, man, it is what it is.

03:14:02.000 Don't come here unless you have permission.

03:14:04.000 Do not enter the property.

03:14:05.000 Like, we're taking security extremely seriously.

03:14:07.000 We have high-profile guests.

03:14:08.000 We have members of Congress.

03:14:09.000 Right.

03:14:10.000 And so I'm not a fan of having to live this way. 0.98

03:14:13.000 It sucks.

03:14:14.000 We're planning on doing a private club for members. 0.98

03:14:17.000 We're gonna actually build a building.

03:14:18.000 And if you're a member of TimCast.com, you just walk in the front door.

03:14:21.000 Like, no joke.

03:14:21.000 We're literally planning that.

03:14:23.000 Of course, you'd have to drive out to West Virginia.

03:14:25.000 But it will be a separate property.

03:14:27.000 It will be secured and away from everything.

03:14:29.000 More of like... It's not a public venue, but imagine there was a public venue, except it was a private club.

03:14:35.000 So it'll be like on a busy street or something.

03:14:37.000 Because I want people to be able... I want life to be accessible.

03:14:41.000 I don't want to experience this.

03:14:42.000 This is absurd.

03:14:43.000 People should be able to talk to other people.

03:14:45.000 Just because someone might know who I am.

03:14:46.000 But you see what happens with the threats?

03:14:48.000 We have to take it seriously.

03:14:49.000 So, that being said...

03:14:51.000 Thanks for hanging out.

03:14:52.000 Hold on.

03:14:53.000 I'll make a point.

03:14:53.000 I'm reading, actually.

03:14:54.000 I saw something in the chat.

03:14:55.000 I want to double check.

03:14:56.000 That is saying that Ash Wednesday is not a Holy Day of Obligation.

03:14:59.000 I would still encourage going.

03:15:01.000 It's very confusing to me.

03:15:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:15:04.000 Well, hold on.

03:15:04.000 It's information I don't know.

03:15:05.000 What is Ash Wednesday?

03:15:06.000 Check it out.

03:15:07.000 Well, so it is the beginning of Lent.

03:15:11.000 It's the beginning of Lent.

03:15:12.000 But not a holy day.

03:15:13.000 You're encouraging people to take on Lent?

03:15:16.000 So it's a holy day of obligation when you are required to.

03:15:18.000 I believe there's six days in the liturgical calendar each year that are considered holy days of obligation.

03:15:24.000 I expect those tomorrow, Seamus.

03:15:26.000 Yeah, my apologies.

03:15:27.000 It looks like in the current year it is not, so that is my mistake.

03:15:32.000 Would you still encourage people to practice?

03:15:35.000 Absolutely!

03:15:36.000 Get over there! 0.99

03:15:37.000 Alright, everybody.

03:15:39.000 We are taking off.

03:15:41.000 We will see you all tomorrow with an awesome show.

03:15:43.000 Magic Noir will be joining us.

03:15:44.000 We'll see y'all then.

03:15:45.000 Thanks for hanging out.

Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - March 02, 2022

Timcast IRL - LIVE State Of The Union Drinking Game With Lauren Southern And Keean Bexte

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