Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - Timcast IRL - Youtube Flags "Ukraine On Fire" Documentary w- Ryan Long & Danny Polishchuk

00:00:02.000 One of the latest documentaries, actually it's a fairly old documentary, but one of the documentaries getting a lot of attention right now is Ukraine on Fire.

00:00:08.000 And there are a lot of people saying that the documentary has been removed by YouTube.

00:00:12.000 That is not correct.

00:00:12.000 It has been flagged by YouTube.

00:00:14.000 But of course, this is making it pop up now on social media, generating a lot of buzz.

00:00:19.000 People want to know what happened in Ukraine in 2014.

00:00:23.000 There's a documentary by Oliver Stone that basically lays out a case for Western manipulation of the Ukrainian government, which is particularly interesting and a narrative that is particularly bad for the West.

00:00:33.000 So when you hear that it was banned, a lot of people, you know, their ears perk up.

00:00:37.000 We've got a couple stories.

00:00:38.000 But truth be told, my friends, it is my birthday.

00:00:41.000 So smash that like button. 0.97

00:00:43.000 And I got to be completely honest.

00:00:45.000 Allergies, man. 0.97

00:00:47.000 Wow.

00:00:48.000 I look out my window and I see all those little leaves are... Allergic to Women's Day. 1.00

00:00:53.000 It's the day when all of the trees just like, and then it's just I wake up and it's like my lungs feel like they're full of pollen.

00:01:01.000 And I was thinking like, maybe I'm getting sick, but I'm not sick.

00:01:03.000 I feel like spry, but it's just like, oh man, just itchy eyes and like, oh, my lungs feel bad.

00:01:11.000 Congested.

00:01:11.000 And it's just so brutal.

00:01:13.000 So He sees a picture of a cat and his eyes start watering.

00:01:18.000 He looked at Bucko downstairs and his eyes just popped out.

00:01:21.000 I literally, before I came here, I took my inhaler just in case.

00:01:24.000 I was in New York, above the trees.

00:01:26.000 I lived on Cypress Hill.

00:01:27.000 Someone knocked Ian's camera.

00:01:31.000 Alright, well let's just get through this introduction real quick.

00:01:34.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the latest episode of TimCast IRL.

00:01:38.000 We are live for you in the tri-state area just outside of Washington, D.C.

00:01:43.000 And joining us today to discuss a plethora of topics from culture and politics is the rapper with the latest hit single, Brian Stelter, Is a Sex Machine.

00:01:51.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Long. 0.95

00:01:52.000 Yeah, you know what it is.

00:01:53.000 I just wanted to give a shout out to all my fans.

00:01:55.000 You know what it do, what it do.

00:01:57.000 We out here in the Tim Cass studio.

00:01:59.000 I just want to say that it was a little bit rude of Tim to have his birthday on the same day as International Women's Day.

00:02:06.000 I thought that was a little bit selfish of you.

00:02:09.000 It was yesterday.

00:02:10.000 His birthday or Women's Day? 0.99

00:02:12.000 Women's Day.

00:02:12.000 For me, I celebrate it for a week.

00:02:15.000 Hold on.

00:02:16.000 Today's the day Biggie died. 1.00

00:02:18.000 Oh, crap. 0.99

00:02:19.000 Interesting. 0.99

00:02:21.000 Is that a metaphor?

00:02:24.000 You know what I say?

00:02:25.000 It's notorious W-O-M-X-N. 1.00

00:02:28.000 So that's my rapper.

00:02:29.000 I'm little, little woman X-N. 1.00

00:02:32.000 What's the proper pronunciation of it?

00:02:35.000 Wimixin. 0.99

00:02:35.000 Wimixin? 0.99

00:02:37.000 Wimixin. 0.99

00:02:38.000 And for me, what I would like to see happen for Women's Day is I think that they should make them eligible for the draft. 0.96

00:02:45.000 Yes!

00:02:46.000 No, they've worked hard.

00:02:48.000 I would like to see Ukrainian women take up arms. 1.00

00:02:48.000 They deserve it. 1.00

00:02:51.000 They've been forcing them to flee, and I don't think that's right.

00:02:54.000 No, no, I gotta stop you, okay?

00:02:55.000 That is deeply offensive, this idea that women should just be eligible for the draft. 1.00

00:02:59.000 Women should be in every combat role. 1.00

00:03:01.000 Women can do the same thing as men can do. 1.00

00:03:03.000 And, you know, when we talk about how we should have more female CEOs, we need more women in combat positions. 1.00

00:03:09.000 In fact, I think every position could be filled by a woman. 1.00

00:03:11.000 We need more female DOAs. 1.00

00:03:14.000 D.O.A.s?

00:03:15.000 Combat deaths?

00:03:15.000 Is that what it is?

00:03:19.000 P.O.W.s?

00:03:20.000 Isn't that a term?

00:03:21.000 I don't think you refer to somebody as a D.O.A.

00:03:26.000 Military Polish Jack.

00:03:27.000 I don't know.

00:03:28.000 Anybody?

00:03:28.000 That's the thing.

00:03:29.000 I don't know this but I have I have also, in solidarity with Ukraine, one small decision that I've made is I've given Danny a one month suspension from the Boys cast because he's from Russia. 0.95

00:03:45.000 Whoa, you're Russian?

00:03:46.000 Well no, my parents are actually from Ukraine.

00:03:49.000 Get out.

00:03:49.000 But they're Russian.

00:03:51.000 I got it on both sides.

00:03:51.000 Beat it, pal.

00:03:52.000 It's like the first... So I got it on both sides because... Wait, wait, hold on.

00:03:55.000 But your last name is Polish.

00:03:57.000 No, so it's Polishchok, which is Ukrainian.

00:04:00.000 So this is basically my whole life.

00:04:01.000 Everybody thought I was Polish.

00:04:03.000 And then I was like, I'm Russian.

00:04:05.000 And then when I was 20, excuse me, I found out that my parents... Getting nervous talking about this.

00:04:09.000 No, my parents were like...

00:04:10.000 We're actually from Ukraine because it was the Soviet Union.

00:04:13.000 Look at him trying to cover up.

00:04:14.000 He's been telling everyone I'm Russian before and then all of a sudden he goes, I never said that.

00:04:18.000 No, no, no, but they are Russian.

00:04:20.000 Wait, wait, so let's just, uh, do you guys want to introduce yourselves?

00:04:23.000 Yeah.

00:04:23.000 Just like normally.

00:04:24.000 Ryan Long, rapper, podcaster, the boys cast.

00:04:29.000 New special out on YouTube, White Immigrant.

00:04:31.000 Go check it out.

00:04:33.000 YouTube.com slash Ryan Long comedy just came out hot off the presses.

00:04:37.000 Yeah.

00:04:38.000 And Danny Polischuk, comedian.

00:04:40.000 I also host The Boys Cast with Ryan.

00:04:42.000 I have a live calling show Tuesday nights called Low Value Mail on YouTube.

00:04:47.000 And yeah, right on, we got Ian.

00:04:49.000 What's up, everybody?

00:04:50.000 Ian Crosland.

00:04:51.000 Slid over to the right a little bit and got my floating UFO over here.

00:04:54.000 Oh, because your camera's been knocked.

00:04:55.000 Yeah.

00:04:56.000 I think I did that, by the way.

00:04:57.000 I think someone threw an elbow.

00:04:58.000 We did it on purpose.

00:04:58.000 I think Trump slid him over to the right a little bit.

00:05:00.000 I blame Trump.

00:05:01.000 I usually blame Trump.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, he does.

00:05:04.000 All right.

00:05:04.000 I love you, Donald.

00:05:05.000 Yeah, I just wanted the UFO to be the star of the show.

00:05:08.000 Unfortunately, Ian got kicked out of the picture.

00:05:10.000 Anyway, we got it fixed.

00:05:11.000 But yeah, I'm also here pushing buttons at the corner.

00:05:13.000 Love these guys.

00:05:13.000 I'm excited for tonight.

00:05:14.000 All right.

00:05:14.000 Before we get started, how about you want to just you want to fix that camera while I complain about stuff?

00:05:18.000 No, no.

00:05:19.000 Before we get started, head over to TimCast.com, become a member and help support our work.

00:05:22.000 We had a bunch of journalists, and because you are members, we are able to keep them all employed.

00:05:27.000 We're expanding.

00:05:28.000 We're building a new building.

00:05:29.000 We're going to be doing a lot of really, really cool stuff.

00:05:31.000 So, I just want to say, it is my birthday today, and I'm eternally grateful to everybody who has made all this possible.

00:05:38.000 Very much so, it is a dream come true to be able to complain on the internet.

00:05:42.000 To go from, man, like 10 years ago, to just walking around with my phone, Six, seven years ago, I'm putting a little GoPro 4 on top of my monitor to here we are.

00:05:51.000 We've got all these cameras.

00:05:52.000 We've got cameras up there.

00:05:53.000 We've got these famous comedians here making us laugh.

00:05:55.000 It's just kind of surreal.

00:05:57.000 And everybody who watches, everybody who signs up at the website is making this possible.

00:06:02.000 And it's incredible.

00:06:03.000 So I am eternally grateful to everybody and we're going to keep doing our best.

00:06:07.000 We're going to make sure we have excellent standards.

00:06:09.000 I check the news every day personally.

00:06:11.000 I send notes to the team.

00:06:12.000 We do updates and corrections all the time because I want to make sure we have really strong standards for our news.

00:06:16.000 We're going to be expanding.

00:06:17.000 We've got on-the-ground reporters, and it's all thanks to you.

00:06:19.000 We're going to have a members-only segment coming up around 11 or so p.m., and I think that'll be the real treat for everybody.

00:06:25.000 Because I imagine that Ryan and Danny are going to get, you know, I imagine when we're like off YouTube, you guys are just like really awful people.

00:06:31.000 No, it's going to be wild.

00:06:33.000 No, we're awful people.

00:06:34.000 I want to give a shout out to all your viewers, too.

00:06:36.000 And anyone who wants to subscribe for more Tim Cutts comment, it's just patreon.com slash theboyscast, and he appreciates it.

00:06:43.000 We all appreciate it.

00:06:45.000 There's lots of content over there.

00:06:46.000 His birthday present.

00:06:49.000 Let's start by just touching on this stuff with Ukraine a little bit and then I think we're just gonna chill.

00:06:54.000 We got a bunch of weird stories.

00:06:55.000 There's this guy who like punched a 77 year old man in the face because he's had a racial slur to him.

00:06:59.000 My stepdad.

00:07:00.000 And now he's like under house arrest.

00:07:02.000 So it's an interesting cultural issue with like race and stuff.

00:07:06.000 I can't wait to find out whose side I'm on.

00:07:08.000 Yeah, right.

00:07:08.000 No, exactly.

00:07:09.000 And then you have the director of Black Panther.

00:07:13.000 They thought he was robbing a bank because he walked in with a mask on and sunglasses and gave a note to the teller.

00:07:18.000 But we'll talk about this stuff.

00:07:20.000 Just have a good time.

00:07:20.000 We're chilling.

00:07:21.000 Some people were saying, like, Tim, take the day off.

00:07:23.000 It's your birthday.

00:07:24.000 And I'm like, this will be my day off, hanging out with Ryan, Danny, and Lydia.

00:07:27.000 He's going to party like it's his birthday.

00:07:29.000 I'm gonna sit here and mostly just, like, relax and you guys can talk and, you know, entertain everybody.

00:07:33.000 We'll just let the allergies take over your body. 1.00

00:07:35.000 Oh, it's brutal, man.

00:07:36.000 I took allergy medicine and it worked for a little bit.

00:07:38.000 Just sit down, put some headphones on, listen to the sweet sounds of Lindsey Graham telling you why we need to fight Russia. 0.96

00:07:45.000 That's right.

00:07:46.000 We got chicken.

00:07:46.000 The only way that I chill.

00:07:47.000 We got Chicken City up.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, we did.

00:07:49.000 What's Chicken City?

00:07:50.000 Oh, the chickens! 0.91

00:07:51.000 Oh, it's so valuable.

00:07:52.000 It's the live stream of the chickens.

00:07:54.000 I thought you were referring to Moscow.

00:07:58.000 No.

00:07:58.000 No, we have them and you can watch the chickens, you know.

00:08:02.000 Do you have coyotes on here?

00:08:04.000 We do, but because we have a dog, and he dumps all over the lawn, and my brother won't clean it up, it keeps the coyotes and the bears away.

00:08:10.000 It's a win-win.

00:08:11.000 No, it's like a lose-win.

00:08:14.000 It's like, dude, clean up.

00:08:15.000 Well, it seems like if you live in places where you have chicken coops, unless you're in the city or something.

00:08:21.000 We had hawks at one point, but we built a mesh.

00:08:24.000 Yeah, you gotta get them really solid in there, right?

00:08:27.000 Well, we still have hawks.

00:08:28.000 But we still there was like a hawk attack.

00:08:30.000 You have a someone you should get someone from us get a sniper's nest That's just always watching them the chickens chickens. 0.64

00:08:36.000 What happens I get about 24 hour around the clock Let's get a hundred and then you sacrifice them and then you start is that why you need a constant flow coming in?

00:08:45.000 Sacrificing to the YouTube gods.

00:08:47.000 We have 56 of them incubating right now.

00:08:49.000 Yeah 56 plus two babies. 1.00

00:08:51.000 I should have got 69 69 That would've been cool.

00:08:54.000 Let's talk about this Ukraine stuff.

00:08:56.000 Let's jump into the story.

00:08:57.000 We got this from Washington Examiner.

00:08:58.000 YouTube flags Oliver Stone's latest Ukraine documentary.

00:09:01.000 Now, I don't know when this came out.

00:09:02.000 There's a trailer for it.

00:09:03.000 It's a 2016 documentary.

00:09:05.000 Ukraine on Fire by Oliver Stone.

00:09:07.000 They put this warning on it, age restricting it.

00:09:09.000 Now, there's a lot of tweets here.

00:09:10.000 They say, YouTube removed the documentary Ukraine on Fire.

00:09:10.000 We got this one from Rumble.

00:09:13.000 We believe the public should decide what it sees, not Google execs.

00:09:16.000 We're proud to announce the producers uploaded the film to Rumble, enabling anyone who wishes to view it.

00:09:21.000 Well, I don't think it's taken down.

00:09:22.000 But they've also flagged trailers, and people have started uploading this en masse to YouTube.

00:09:28.000 So if you search for it now, you can see a bunch of new uploads of this documentary.

00:09:32.000 And it basically talks about, there's this weird... There's a dry sand effect.

00:09:36.000 Yeah, there's a leaked phone call of Victoria Nuland talking about who the president of Ukraine's going to be.

00:09:41.000 I think you were mentioning that, right?

00:09:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:43.000 She had some picks on who she wanted to install.

00:09:46.000 And then it happened, right?

00:09:48.000 Is that what it was?

00:09:48.000 Yeah, I believe so.

00:09:49.000 The crazy thing is, you guys see that story about the biolabs and all that stuff?

00:09:53.000 Yeah, well, we were talking about it before earlier before but yeah, like she they were Rubio was like grilling her and then she's like she kind of was sheepishly like Yeah, we're worried about them The biolabs might fall into the hands of the Russians. 0.90

00:10:07.000 What was that?

00:10:09.000 If you go to the US Embassy in Ukraine's actual .gov website, it says the US built two biolabs, level two, specifically for food safety and consumer protection.

00:10:19.000 But then it talks about how they're researching pathogens and stuff.

00:10:23.000 So I certainly think the idea... Just doing a bit of gain of function.

00:10:26.000 I don't know about that.

00:10:28.000 That's the thing, right?

00:10:28.000 So if Russia comes out and they're like, they're doing gain of function in Ukraine, I'm like, that's how the fact checkers are able to dismiss this.

00:10:34.000 Because all we know is that the website and the US government said like, oh, there's pathogens here.

00:10:38.000 It could just be like they're researching, like they claim it's the biological threat reduction program to make sure people don't get sick or something.

00:10:47.000 Reducing botulism.

00:10:49.000 Well, that's a toxin, I mean, right?

00:10:50.000 Or is that it's a fungus or something?

00:10:51.000 How many bio labs does Ukraine have in America?

00:10:55.000 420.

00:10:55.000 Danny was just showing us some wild stuff before of the old videos of Zelensky doing the Roman salute as a Nazi.

00:11:01.000 Oh, yeah, he was Danny was just showing us some wild stuff before of the the old videos of oh, yeah

00:11:08.000 The lens eat doing the Roman salute as a not pretty crazy.

00:11:11.000 Yeah, so well mostly joking about it He's like we sure have a lot of Nazis here

00:11:15.000 And everybody's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:17.000 It's one of those.

00:11:18.000 But then I thought even crazier is like, oh, you know, Obama's government, we're going to have to we're going to join NATO.

00:11:23.000 But obviously as their puppet and everyone's like, it's funny because it's true.

00:11:27.000 This is the Ukrainian president before he was president.

00:11:29.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 Back when he was just a comedian.

00:11:31.000 The conspiracy theory is that he's a comedian who played the Ukrainian president on a TV show.

00:11:38.000 And so they asked him to actually do it because they knew that he could act.

00:11:41.000 Right.

00:11:43.000 Or he's like, well, I mean, it's not really a conspiracy theory.

00:11:46.000 That's kind of what happened.

00:11:47.000 But his approval rating was like super low before this.

00:11:50.000 I was reading something like my actually my mom was saying, but it's like less than 20%.

00:11:55.000 How many people's approval rating right now is skyrocketing because of war talk?

00:12:00.000 That's the secret ingredient.

00:12:00.000 His!

00:12:03.000 Dude, it's legitimately, imagine you have a girlfriend, and you guys hate each other, and she's like, you're the worst, I'm gonna break up, and then someone comes into the house and you have to fight them off.

00:12:12.000 Yes, exactly.

00:12:14.000 And the movie always, you know what, you're not so bad, now I realize why I loved you in the first place.

00:12:20.000 You know, I'll let you in on a, I was reading this thing, and it said that men can use fear to simulate attraction, So, like, what you're saying is... Turn the lights off!

00:12:32.000 No, no, they say, like, if you want to go on a date, bring them to a rickety bridge.

00:12:36.000 Oh, wow.

00:12:36.000 Yeah, for real.

00:12:37.000 Crack your knuckles a lot on a date.

00:12:41.000 And don't tell her either.

00:12:42.000 Tell the girl, hey, listen, I have a nice night planned for you and sort of drive out to the middle of the forest, pretend the engine broke down.

00:12:50.000 Have a stereo playing some squeaky sounds, find a knife, stuff like that.

00:12:55.000 She can't be scared of you.

00:12:56.000 Is this blood on the hood?

00:12:59.000 No, there was actually an article that claimed that.

00:13:02.000 That if you bring them to a high location, like the observatory of the Sears Tower or something, the observation deck, or you bring them over to those bridges where the floor is glass, it'll make their hearts beat faster and faster.

00:13:13.000 You want to trigger a flight response.

00:13:14.000 No, for real.

00:13:15.000 That's what they claimed.

00:13:16.000 Bring them out into the middle of a lake on a canoe and then sort of dive down.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, so what's it gonna be?

00:13:23.000 It's always sunny.

00:13:24.000 The implication.

00:13:25.000 Is that the Dennis system?

00:13:29.000 No, that wasn't the Dennis system.

00:13:30.000 The implication of the boat.

00:13:32.000 He was like, you bring them out on a boat to the middle of the lake or the ocean, and then, you know, because of the implication, they're like, what implication?

00:13:39.000 You're on a boat.

00:13:40.000 No, but there's like, um, I'll tell you this for that stuff.

00:13:43.000 I mean, that's why you pay a guy to come, you know, show up and be like, give me all your money.

00:13:48.000 And then you karate chop him off.

00:13:50.000 Or you like, you know, if you're dating a blind chick, you can just, you can do the whole thing yourself. 0.98

00:13:54.000 You know, you can be like, I'm generally dating a blind chick. 1.00

00:13:57.000 Yeah.

00:13:58.000 But, uh, the crazy thing about this idea is, like, imagine this.

00:14:01.000 Like, you're making a joke about how some dude might bring a woman out to the middle of nowhere on a rickety bridge because he's trying to manipulate her.

00:14:08.000 But think about a guy who's dumb enough to actually do that, and it works out, and he has no idea what's going on. 0.85

00:14:12.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:14:13.000 Yeah, he doesn't put two and two together, like, why that worked.

00:14:15.000 He just goes, yeah.

00:14:16.000 So then it works out for him and then he ends up marrying this woman and then there's the dude who's like, I planned that and y'all hate me for it.

00:14:23.000 So if you're conscious of what you're doing to manipulate, you're a really bad person. 0.98

00:14:26.000 Everything is gross. 0.93

00:14:27.000 Well, I mean, everything.

00:14:29.000 That's like a human rule that you're saying.

00:14:30.000 The same as when you watch cuteness or any sort of thing like that.

00:14:35.000 As soon as, you know, like when you're watching a baby being cute, it's okay.

00:14:39.000 But then as soon as someone's doing it on purpose where you go, I know it's cute when I kind of do this and they always do it, it's like, Ugh, it's gross.

00:14:45.000 Let's test that.

00:14:46.000 Someone get me a pacifier. 1.00

00:14:47.000 No, nope, not cute.

00:14:49.000 That wouldn't be cute if you did it on accident. 0.86

00:14:51.000 Well, anything conscious is far more disgusting.

00:14:56.000 True. 0.64

00:14:56.000 Yeah. 0.64

00:14:56.000 I was just looking up oxytocin. 0.64

00:14:58.000 It looks like oxytocin is not only the love chemical, but also can make people feel extreme negative feelings too.

00:15:04.000 This is from the Huffington Post.

00:15:05.000 I don't know how much research has been done into this.

00:15:07.000 How many posts?

00:15:08.000 Probably none.

00:15:08.000 Maybe this is part of why putting people in scary situations.

00:15:11.000 What does the Huffington Post think about Tim's date plan of bringing them into the middle of the forest?

00:15:16.000 It's a pretty good date plan.

00:15:18.000 No, no, the dentist system.

00:15:19.000 To get them dripping. 0.98

00:15:21.000 Hold on, I know it's a real, I know you, here's, how about this one?

00:15:27.000 You bring him into the house and then you say you have to go to the bathroom and then you run out to the car and come back in a scream mask.

00:15:33.000 Yes.

00:15:36.000 The actual idea was to bring him to a scary movie.

00:15:40.000 Invite him in a day and then bring him to the movies and go see a horror film.

00:15:43.000 Or turn up if you want to dial up.

00:15:45.000 That would be a good plan in the 70s.

00:15:48.000 Now you gotta do it like Michael Jackson did in Thriller and be a werewolf.

00:15:51.000 Actually threaten them and scare them.

00:15:53.000 Like augmented reality glasses?

00:15:55.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:15:56.000 You can always offer a pair of glasses when they come over.

00:15:58.000 Or hire a team of hackers to do cyber warfare on your bank accounts while you're there.

00:16:03.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:16:04.000 Can you imagine that if some guy, like, you hire a team, maybe this is a good skit or a bit, a guy hires like 10 people and he tries convincing his date that he's, you know, a special agent.

00:16:12.000 Yeah.

00:16:12.000 And it's like, the Russians have come for him because he's got information about the war or something.

00:16:16.000 You have your keyboards and she goes, those aren't hooked up to anyone.

00:16:19.000 You go, shh, they're new style keyboards.

00:16:20.000 No, all your boys, like right when the check comes, all the guys come and they go, we gotta go, he's gotta go.

00:16:25.000 No, you're like fighting people.

00:16:27.000 You like fight your way out of this restaurant.

00:16:30.000 And then you're like, quick, get in the car.

00:16:31.000 If you want to live, you'll come with me. 0.97

00:16:32.000 And she, like, screams and punches you in the bottom of the lungs. 1.00

00:16:35.000 In the trunk, yeah. 0.54

00:16:35.000 You get in the trunk. 0.54

00:16:36.000 In the trunk.

00:16:37.000 That's the Tinder swindler too. 0.91

00:16:39.000 Tinder swindler? 0.92

00:16:40.000 Wasn't that guy just like... So if you're listening and you're looking for dating tips... Hey, Ryan, you got a moment.

00:16:45.000 Pop him in the trunk.

00:16:46.000 Oh, jeez.

00:16:47.000 A lot, though.

00:16:48.000 I said, Ryan, you got them all day.

00:16:49.000 The Tinder Swindler?

00:16:50.000 I don't know if you heard, but I swindled the Tinder Swindler.

00:16:53.000 Did you?

00:16:53.000 Who?

00:16:54.000 Well, he does cameos, and it's $300, but it's like $1,000 if you want it for promotional purposes.

00:17:00.000 But then I weaseled my not-promotional-purposes one.

00:17:04.000 I got him to come.

00:17:04.000 But you actually hired him?

00:17:05.000 He goes, congrats on your special.

00:17:10.000 Well, that's been my favorite thing with the Tinder Swindler is that his whole thing was to his girlfriend.

00:17:15.000 It always goes, my enemies are after me, right?

00:17:18.000 So I've been loving saying that to everyone, like my chick or whatever.

00:17:20.000 It's like, baby, you have to get the food.

00:17:22.000 My enemies are after me.

00:17:23.000 You don't understand.

00:17:24.000 I can't be home by 10.

00:17:25.000 My enemies are after me.

00:17:27.000 You could be definitely saying that.

00:17:29.000 Like, hey, the stream was late.

00:17:31.000 You know, our enemies are after us over here at TimCast.

00:17:34.000 That's a good idea, man.

00:17:35.000 Yeah, we got swatted.

00:17:36.000 He sort of has been doing that.

00:17:38.000 But like, while the show's going?

00:17:41.000 Sorry we charged you double for the premium content this week.

00:17:45.000 Our enemies are- How many times do you need to be swatted before they show up?

00:17:48.000 You go, just grab a seat.

00:17:49.000 Let's interview you.

00:17:50.000 I'm going to have food waiting for me.

00:17:52.000 Actually, it was like, should we just get like a thing of donuts?

00:17:54.000 Yeah.

00:17:55.000 And you know, and some people were like, maybe donuts is just too offensive.

00:17:58.000 Throw them at the cops.

00:18:00.000 That's like beef jerky, I think.

00:18:02.000 Yeah.

00:18:02.000 Or, you know, just a coffee cake.

00:18:04.000 Something that's sealed.

00:18:04.000 Yeah.

00:18:05.000 So they're not like, what's in this, you know?

00:18:07.000 Homemade cheesecake.

00:18:09.000 This is the first time I've heard of the Tinder swindler.

00:18:12.000 You've never heard of the Tinder swindler?

00:18:14.000 This is crazy.

00:18:15.000 February 22nd documentary on Netflix.

00:18:18.000 You must know this, right?

00:18:19.000 He was like ripping women off.

00:18:20.000 Yeah, you're in the know.

00:18:21.000 He really is.

00:18:22.000 I was actually on Tinder.

00:18:23.000 He leaves the show and goes right back into the bunker.

00:18:27.000 Silence.

00:18:29.000 What's that? 0.98

00:18:29.000 He's like a con artist and he just conned all these women. 0.98

00:18:31.000 Oh my gosh. 0.75

00:18:32.000 He was just getting free food and stuff though, right?

00:18:33.000 No, no, no.

00:18:34.000 This one woman gave him like, she took out all these credit cards and gave him $250,000. 1.00

00:18:37.000 He was making bank, dude.

00:18:40.000 And the thing is, the movie had three women in it, which means there were 50 that didn't want to come forward.

00:18:45.000 So how do you fall for this stuff?

00:18:47.000 Well, that's how you get them.

00:18:48.000 You get them scared that all their money's gone.

00:18:50.000 And then boom!

00:18:52.000 You're in.

00:18:52.000 What's the boom?

00:18:53.000 Look after she's scared.

00:18:55.000 We've been through this.

00:18:57.000 Instead of bringing them out to the bridge, you bring them out to a metaphorical bridge where their money is all disappearing.

00:19:04.000 Well, he tricked them into thinking he was a billionaire.

00:19:06.000 That was the big thing is like these girls, the first date, he'd be like, Oh, you know what?

00:19:09.000 Meet me at the airport and then go fly on a private jet to Switzerland for a night at a hotel.

00:19:14.000 But that's still expensive.

00:19:15.000 Yes, because it was a Ponzi scheme that was being funded by all the other women who were paying for this one thing, and then she would now be paying for him to do this to somebody else.

00:19:24.000 But were these women rich or something? 1.00

00:19:25.000 No, but he just knew so many of them.

00:19:27.000 He was sort of involved in the thing too where he would get the girls, for example, he would write them fake employment letters for his fake company so then they could now go get their lines of credits extended.

00:19:39.000 He was pretty involved in the procedure.

00:19:41.000 He had it down to pretty decent science.

00:19:43.000 And these women didn't know what they were doing. 1.00

00:19:44.000 It wasn't that, it's like, I mean, you know, you got some cash.

00:19:47.000 Like if people were like, hey, can you lend me a thousand bucks?

00:19:49.000 Obviously I'm good for it.

00:19:50.000 Why would anyone believe that you wouldn't be, right?

00:19:52.000 Especially if they kind of have- Oh, if I asked someone for money?

00:19:55.000 No, if they asked you for- Yeah, if you asked that.

00:19:56.000 Yeah.

00:19:57.000 Like if you asked me for a decent amount of money- Yeah, can I get like- You go, my enemies are after me- But I wouldn't think anything of it, really, right?

00:20:02.000 Can I have 400 bucks right now?

00:20:03.000 Yeah, you know I got it.

00:20:05.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:20:05.000 You just found out that I have more money than you in my wallet.

00:20:07.000 Well, I'm good now.

00:20:09.000 He doesn't want to pull it out.

00:20:10.000 I know he's got more, but he doesn't have the guts to pull it out.

00:20:13.000 Lucky no more tinder swindlers from New York Post dating app and background checks.

00:20:17.000 Here we go Here we go everybody.

00:20:22.000 So this is not only did we get Danny and Ryan to come out here and do the show We don't pay them.

00:20:27.000 Yeah, I actually just got him to give me $400 What he doesn't realize is that I just put the terms at 50% interest per minute The juice is running.

00:20:36.000 Oh, I'll take my 500 back if you want If you'd like to close up the loan, if not, you can keep paying the interest.

00:20:42.000 I never signed it.

00:20:43.000 Never caught an honest John.

00:20:48.000 Two of you guys are going to be like deer hunter later tonight.

00:20:53.000 Russian roulette.

00:20:54.000 What?

00:20:55.000 Red headbands.

00:20:56.000 It's his birthday.

00:20:57.000 You can have the money back if you want it.

00:20:59.000 If those dollars are really made of cotton... Can you give me 400 bucks for my birthday?

00:21:02.000 Are they worth less than a quarter?

00:21:04.000 A quarter of metal?

00:21:05.000 If they're made of cotton, is the cotton worth less?

00:21:07.000 A dollar bill, is it worth less than a quarter?

00:21:09.000 Because a quarter is made of metal?

00:21:10.000 Like real value.

00:21:11.000 Oh, the actual melts?

00:21:13.000 Yeah.

00:21:14.000 Well, hold on.

00:21:14.000 I don't know though.

00:21:15.000 You can wipe your ass with money. 1.00

00:21:16.000 That's true. 1.00

00:21:17.000 You can stay warm with it.

00:21:18.000 Although, are there nickels that are made of nickel?

00:21:20.000 Do you see how much nickel there is?

00:21:23.000 So like in Venezuela, it's funny when people say things like in Weimar, Germany, they were shuffling money into like the drains and stuff.

00:21:28.000 And I'm like, that's toilet paper, man.

00:21:30.000 Like, you think I'm kidding?

00:21:31.000 I'm not kidding.

00:21:32.000 You're going to go buy toilet paper?

00:21:35.000 Legitimately, my dad, I was talking to him the other day that he doesn't use toilet paper in Russia.

00:21:39.000 And I said something about the ruble.

00:21:41.000 And then he was like, yeah, the only use for the ruble is if you need wallpaper right now.

00:21:45.000 Oh, wow.

00:21:46.000 Wallpaper.

00:21:46.000 Or what a toilet paper wallpaper.

00:21:49.000 But I'm thinking like in Venezuela, they throw the money in the trash. 0.96

00:21:52.000 I guess you wouldn't want to take that really filthy money and put it on your on your hole. 0.96

00:21:56.000 Because just like you get sick or something. 0.98

00:21:56.000 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:21:58.000 This says that a nickel is 75 percent copper and 25 percent nickel.

00:22:02.000 I mean, that's a little misleading to call it Well, I think it used to be nickel, but then I think the price of nickel, I don't know if you saw what happened this week with all the war stuff and all the nickel comes from Russia or like a huge amount.

00:22:13.000 And then it was like all these like commodity companies basically have gone like bankrupt because nickel, I think it went up a hundred percent in a day, two days in a row.

00:22:23.000 Wow.

00:22:23.000 I should have bought nickel.

00:22:24.000 Yeah.

00:22:24.000 And then the exchange canceled a lot of the orders.

00:22:28.000 They straight up canceled them.

00:22:29.000 They're like, what was it?

00:22:30.000 Wasn't it?

00:22:31.000 But it's not really nickel.

00:22:32.000 It was silver, right?

00:22:33.000 Nickel is copper.

00:22:34.000 I mean, originally, like, when the nickels were in circulation.

00:22:34.000 75% copper.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:37.000 Originally, like, I know, like, the dimes and stuff.

00:22:40.000 I don't know if in America, but probably.

00:22:42.000 But they were literally silver.

00:22:45.000 You can buy bags of loose change that's measured in silver weight, not denomination.

00:22:49.000 So if you go to these, like, metal websites, you get a bag of, you know, pre-1960s coins or whatever.

00:22:55.000 It's all silver.

00:22:55.000 Dude, the price of nickels doubled in the last week.

00:22:59.000 It went from .8.

00:22:59.000 I don't know how to measure this, but it's doubled.

00:23:02.000 Is that precious metals are all going up because of the... Because Russia produces a ton of them.

00:23:07.000 If your net wealth is in nickel, you just doubled your net wealth.

00:23:10.000 I hope no one wasn't sitting there banking one day.

00:23:14.000 But there's a lot of nickel producers who were like, I guess they had hedged their production.

00:23:20.000 And then this is like essentially because this is such an unnatural like movement in the price that it was like a bunch of them got bankrupted.

00:23:28.000 Like they essentially just like, right.

00:23:30.000 I don't know the exact thing, but so then they had to.

00:23:32.000 There's companies like bailing them out now because you can't just like take this nickel production offline.

00:23:38.000 Isn't March 2nd?

00:23:38.000 Whoa.

00:23:38.000 Geez.

00:23:40.000 I mean, that must have been when the war was declared or when Putin went in, right?

00:23:43.000 Nickels are worth more than dimes?

00:23:46.000 No, than than than themselves.

00:23:47.000 I mean, pennies are worth more than a penny, but it's illegal to melt them.

00:23:50.000 Well, I think pennies are zinc or something.

00:23:53.000 But like the inflation is so rapid now, I just googled it, this could be outdated, but it says Jefferson Westward Journey Nickels 2004-2005, 75% copper, their value is 6.7 cents.

00:24:04.000 So that means... Inflation was so high it just gave you 400 bucks and you just gave me back 300 bucks.

00:24:08.000 Yeah, same thing.

00:24:10.000 Dude, look at the cost of nickel over the last 10 years, it's sitting here at 0.5, 0.5 for No, it's like a straight line and then it goes.

00:24:17.000 Yeah, literally straight line.

00:24:19.000 Well, I was reading some articles today.

00:24:20.000 They were telling you that inflation is actually pretty good and it mostly only hurts rich people.

00:24:24.000 Yeah, I saw that too.

00:24:26.000 That's exciting.

00:24:27.000 Those are my favorite takes.

00:24:29.000 Yes, I love those takes.

00:24:30.000 Actually, it's bad for only rich people.

00:24:32.000 And you go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:34.000 Because I would even say as like, When people talk about the gas prices and this, like you know how Stephen Colbert was kind of out there being like, you know, I don't know if you talked about this, but Stephen Colbert's take was like, you know, what do we care if it's higher, right?

00:24:34.000 You know what's funny?

00:24:49.000 But I would agree.

00:24:50.000 I don't see, you know, normal fluctuations.

00:24:53.000 Like I wouldn't, you know, make much changes based on gas prices and I'm not, but for someone, for anyone to say that like inflation and that affects exclusively rich people, you go, it takes a lot of mental gymnastics to get there.

00:25:07.000 Well, you know, look, I can absolutely respect that regular people are impacted, but to Colbert's defense, you know, people like us, it's very difficult for us to track the cost of gas because when we ask Winston to go fill up our combats, we don't actually see the gas station prices.

00:25:21.000 And so he comes back and it's taken care of, and then we have a financial guy who takes care of all the expenses.

00:25:26.000 As you drive by, you go, Winston!

00:25:28.000 What are those numbers on that sign mean?

00:25:30.000 Well, that's what I say.

00:25:31.000 I go, yo, can you get me a bag or a cup of gas or whatever it is.

00:25:34.000 Winston's like, blah, blah, blah, something, something.

00:25:37.000 Yeah, how much is this?

00:25:38.000 Yeah, I go, a cup of gas.

00:25:39.000 How much do you need?

00:25:40.000 What's it gonna cost?

00:25:40.000 A couple grand?

00:25:41.000 And then he's, it's, you know, but like, Winston walks up and you're like, what do you need to fill up the car?

00:25:46.000 Like, two, three thousand?

00:25:46.000 He goes, one hundred dollars.

00:25:48.000 He goes, only a hundred.

00:25:48.000 You hand him a hundred dollar bill and, you know, you don't realize that for a regular person.

00:25:52.000 He goes, it's eight a gallon or whatever.

00:25:53.000 I go, A hundred a gallon?

00:25:55.000 Is that high or is that low?

00:25:57.000 Is that low?

00:25:58.000 Is it low?

00:26:00.000 Let's talk about this weird story because it's just, I don't know, whatever.

00:26:03.000 LME forced to halt nickel trading.

00:26:05.000 Cancel deals after prices top $100,000.

00:26:08.000 Hoard your nickels because they're 25% nickel.

00:26:13.000 The London Metal Exchange forced to halt nickel trading.

00:26:17.000 The LME's shock move came as Western sanctions threatened supply from Russia produces the nickel, I guess.

00:26:25.000 In the 1990s, a rogue Sumitomo trader tried to corner the copper market and tin trading was stopped for five years in the 80s.

00:26:33.000 So right now, with the price of nickel being as high as they say, the actual number, here we go.

00:26:41.000 $2,250 a ton of nickels.

00:26:43.000 Do the math on the nickels you have in your piggy bank.

00:26:46.000 They're 25% nickel.

00:26:47.000 Wow.

00:26:48.000 Got a lot of money.

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:49.000 Says they're $17 a pound nickel.

00:26:50.000 Whoa.

00:26:52.000 So divide 17 by 4 into a pound of nickels.

00:26:55.000 Maybe you'll have more money.

00:26:56.000 Maybe not.

00:26:56.000 I don't know.

00:26:57.000 But the copper in a nickel is already worth more.

00:26:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:00.000 But more importantly, they need them for electric batteries.

00:27:02.000 Right, right, right.

00:27:03.000 So a nickel's got to be worth 10 cents right now, right?

00:27:06.000 Might be, but it's illegal to do anything about that.

00:27:08.000 Right.

00:27:09.000 Yeah.

00:27:10.000 Why do you think, because Canada got rid of the penny.

00:27:12.000 When did Canada get rid of the penny?

00:27:14.000 Five years ago?

00:27:15.000 It's still crazy to me that there's pennies in America.

00:27:17.000 Yeah, it is weird.

00:27:18.000 With the fact that nothing, well, I know, but there must be, I don't know.

00:27:21.000 It makes no sense.

00:27:23.000 How much money, pennies is there?

00:27:24.000 Yeah, but you know, here's the issue.

00:27:26.000 You could probably find a way to scheme money by using rounding up and rounding down.

00:27:35.000 Well, that's what they do.

00:27:35.000 I legitimately mean this.

00:27:36.000 No, no, no.

00:27:37.000 That's office space you're referring to.

00:27:40.000 Yeah, basically.

00:27:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:42.000 Like if you go to a store and you buy something and it's like $1.24, you save the four cents, then you sell it for $1.25, you get an extra dime on top.

00:27:50.000 Right, but... No, round's not.

00:27:53.000 And 122 would be 120.

00:27:53.000 Round up to 125.

00:27:55.000 124 rounds up to 125.

00:27:58.000 But I'll tell you this.

00:27:59.000 When that rounding is done, you know which way.

00:28:02.000 If it comes to 122, you win sometimes, you lose sometimes.

00:28:05.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:28:06.000 You could plan it.

00:28:07.000 You could, so you could do a deal with a company where you're like, I'm going to buy at $1.22 and save $0.02 per bushel.

00:28:12.000 Yeah, but you're not going to send, you're only going to save $0.02 per order.

00:28:15.000 You'd have to buy each one individually.

00:28:17.000 Like what, like, let's say, see what, yeah, you go, I'm going to buy 10,000 things.

00:28:20.000 It's like, yeah.

00:28:21.000 And you save.

00:28:22.000 That'd be the best negotiation.

00:28:23.000 You go, ha ha!

00:28:25.000 And they go, yeah, it's not that way.

00:28:27.000 Build an automated system.

00:28:28.000 Yeah.

00:28:29.000 And you can, you can office space it.

00:28:31.000 Yeah, literally office space it.

00:28:32.000 Kind of.

00:28:32.000 Saving pennies.

00:28:33.000 But you, but also people can tell, like, for example, if you, if you add the products together with the prices, do the thing and you go, but my system, uh, rounds it down when it should have rounded up.

00:28:45.000 It's like, well then by that logic, yeah, I could also just change the price to, you know, scam an extra buck from people that are lying.

00:28:52.000 Like at that point you're just stealing from people.

00:28:54.000 So you're saying ban the penny?

00:28:55.000 Yeah, I think they should get rid of the penny.

00:28:57.000 But then what happens to all the pennies everybody's got?

00:28:59.000 Well, I don't know.

00:29:00.000 Ask what Canada did with them.

00:29:02.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:29:03.000 Yeah, I think they have them all at penny gumball machines, yeah.

00:29:08.000 I don't know.

00:29:08.000 The only real people who would lose out are those penny flattening machines.

00:29:11.000 Yeah.

00:29:12.000 Whoever runs those businesses would be...

00:29:14.000 No, I've seen some of those now.

00:29:16.000 For those that aren't familiar, you put a penny in and then 50 cents and you crank it.

00:29:19.000 Now, you just put 50 cents in and a token comes down and you crank it and it smashes a token.

00:29:23.000 I did some math.

00:29:24.000 You need 1,440 nickels to get $4 worth of nickels in nickel.

00:29:31.000 If you wanted to melt down and get a 25, I don't know what that means.

00:29:33.000 1,440 nickels to get about $4.50 worth of nickel.

00:29:34.000 So what's that?

00:29:35.000 $70?

00:29:35.000 But hold on.

00:29:36.000 Do the nickel and the copper.

00:29:37.000 I need a piece of paper.

00:29:42.000 And then do it by like 100 nickels, you know what I mean?

00:29:44.000 Like, 100 nickels!

00:29:45.000 You've got 75% of that is copper, 25% of that is nickel.

00:29:47.000 You know, you've got seven, seven, 75 percent of that is copper, 25 percent of that is nickel.

00:29:52.000 So how much does a nickel weigh?

00:29:54.000 You know how much.

00:29:55.000 Yeah, you're 91 nickels in a pound.

00:29:58.000 91 nickels and a pound.

00:29:59.000 And that's a fourth of a pound of nickel.

00:30:02.000 So you'd have 360 nickels and a pound of nickel.

00:30:03.000 I didn't know this was going to be on the test.

00:30:05.000 I know, I wasn't ready for this.

00:30:07.000 I didn't think we were going to talk about metal prices.

00:30:09.000 Danny came in and he was like, let's talk about the London Metal Exchange.

00:30:12.000 The price of nickel has gone up recently.

00:30:14.000 There's a lot of crazy effects of this war.

00:30:17.000 It's true, yeah.

00:30:18.000 Crypto solves this conversation ever happening again.

00:30:21.000 Yeah.

00:30:21.000 No pennies in crypto.

00:30:23.000 There's just a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a penny.

00:30:26.000 Yeah, that's better.

00:30:27.000 Yeah.

00:30:27.000 But look at it this way.

00:30:28.000 If the smallest form of a Bitcoin or fraction was worth one cent, one Bitcoin would be a million dollars.

00:30:38.000 Yeah.

00:30:39.000 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:30:40.000 And then the future people are like, we need to get rid of these stupid Satoshis. 1.00

00:30:44.000 Nobody uses them for anything. 0.99

00:30:46.000 But you would, because it would just be like, that's 3,000 Satoshis.

00:30:49.000 Yeah, it would just be on a ledger.

00:30:51.000 I think Bitcoin is the currency of the future.

00:30:54.000 I think the World Economic Forum type people, they love it.

00:30:57.000 And I'll tell you this too.

00:30:59.000 Did you see that they just...

00:31:00.000 Yeah, we were just talking about it.

00:31:02.000 I went to Davos in, I think it was 2017, maybe it was 2017.

00:31:07.000 And the whole thing was crypto.

00:31:08.000 Like the whole event, like obviously the World Economic Forum itself, which is security and like high profile.

00:31:15.000 We're talking about a lot of things, but the peripheral events they do, because people, what happens is when the powerful elites meet, roaches, you know.

00:31:23.000 Like right now, here.

00:31:24.000 Are they meeting?

00:31:25.000 Yeah, in this room.

00:31:26.000 No, I think it's us.

00:31:28.000 It's so diabolical, we're talking about getting rid of the penny.

00:31:32.000 This is how it happens, behind closed doors.

00:31:34.000 When you have like a thousand millionaires and billionaires all meeting at this privileged event, then you get a whole bunch of people worth a couple hundred K trying to push their businesses who show up at the base of the mountain, like they're in the mountain, and then they put on events, but they're connected, they're friends, they're family, they're just not as high up.

00:31:50.000 And so when I went there, the whole thing, like almost every business was like pitching crypto and they're like, this is the future.

00:31:55.000 There were like government officials and family members.

00:31:57.000 I was meeting like presidential families and they were like, Bitcoin's the future, I'm telling you.

00:32:01.000 And I've been telling people, I'm like, I think the World Economic Forum, Davos elites, the global elites, they want Bitcoin to take over.

00:32:08.000 Now Joe Biden has just instructed, you know, they're saying you have to investigate a digital dollar or whatever.

00:32:13.000 So there you go.

00:32:14.000 It's coming.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, I either it's there's there's half there's one where it's they wanted and then there's the other version where, you know, you realize you can't compete with it and this is happening whether you control it or not.

00:32:25.000 Right.

00:32:27.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:32:28.000 Some people have said beat him, join him situation can't beat him, join him and then take it over.

00:32:32.000 But but if they're if they do a digital dollar, they tokenize it, it's gonna have to be on what the Ethereum network or they have to make their own version of Ethereum.

00:32:38.000 I don't think they can make their own blockchain.

00:32:39.000 Yeah, I think the idea is to make their own blockchain and I mean, or essentially nationalized the blockchain.

00:32:45.000 Or have no blockchain, which is even scarier.

00:32:47.000 It's just another ledger that they control and have access to.

00:32:49.000 Well, isn't that essentially just the bank at this point?

00:32:51.000 Right.

00:32:52.000 Yeah, so something interesting happened.

00:32:53.000 We had to buy a vehicle for the company to pull the RVs.

00:32:57.000 We got a ram truck.

00:32:59.000 And I bought it through a bank.

00:33:01.000 And they don't let you come in and buy it outright, many of these places, so you have to finance.

00:33:06.000 And they said, well, if you finance it, you can literally pay off the bill tomorrow and there's no fees or anything like that.

00:33:10.000 It's done.

00:33:12.000 But we won't do it personally.

00:33:13.000 Why?

00:33:14.000 Because they don't want to take the risk.

00:33:16.000 If I say, like, here's a check for 50 grand, they're gonna be like, and then what happens if it bounces?

00:33:20.000 We don't want to deal with that.

00:33:22.000 Have the bank pay it, and then you pay the bank back.

00:33:24.000 Have the bank take the risk.

00:33:25.000 So this is what we do, right?

00:33:27.000 And then, like, two days later, when I get the bill, like, I get the notification for online, I pay the whole thing off.

00:33:32.000 And then two or three months later, I get a phone call from this bank, and I ignore it, because I'm like, I got no business with them.

00:33:38.000 Another day goes by, I get a phone call, another day goes by, and then finally I get a voicemail, and I check it, and they're threatening to repo the truck, which I own outright and paid for in full.

00:33:46.000 Didn't go through?

00:33:47.000 They lost the transfer.

00:33:49.000 They lost the transaction.

00:33:50.000 So I called my, they were like, we don't have any transactions from you.

00:33:53.000 Like you owe us the full amount.

00:33:54.000 And I was like, I went to my bank and I did everything.

00:33:57.000 I was like, I went to your website.

00:33:58.000 I filled out everything as you expect me to fill out.

00:34:00.000 My bank debited the cash.

00:34:02.000 And so I called my bank and they were like, money's gone.

00:34:04.000 And then I was like, where did the money go?

00:34:06.000 And they were like, sir, do you know how banking works?

00:34:09.000 And I was just like, yes.

00:34:11.000 And they were like, right, on our end, we wrote in our ledger, the money is gone, and this account now has the money, which means they now have to deal with it, because we've subtracted it from your account.

00:34:21.000 So I'm like, the money's just gone.

00:34:22.000 I'm like, it's gone.

00:34:23.000 And then I called the other bank, and they were like, we have no record, and we have not updated your account.

00:34:26.000 I'd be going postal right now if this is me.

00:34:28.000 Blink Fitness scammed me out of $1,000, and I was ready to burn the place to the ground.

00:34:33.000 I was so mad.

00:34:34.000 Well, so I tweeted at them, and then everything got better.

00:34:37.000 It's funny how how this how the how isn't it you have to these days but that that is so messed up that would you tweet at them that the what the bank they stole my money bank I'm not gonna I'm not gonna say it here like it's been already did I thought I didn't say the name of the bank but okay but it was it's a it's a large bank and uh they said did you tell them like listen by the way the tweets and the tweetings about the start this is your first warning I was like if you don't fix this I'm gonna tweet So help me and they were like, and then they were just like

00:35:04.000 tweet ahead sir tweet to go ahead and tweet, sir What are you gonna do about it? 0.96

00:35:07.000 And then I went to my million followers on Twitter I was like this bank is stupid and they called me back like 0.94

00:35:11.000 I am so sorry Oh, I don't like fitness as about to tweet and they said 0.92

00:35:16.000 They said we saw it We didn't care about it.

00:35:20.000 The tweet didn't matter, but we did see the pythons in the photo.

00:35:23.000 And we don't want to be messing with those.

00:35:26.000 Let me clarify for all seriousness.

00:35:29.000 I did tell them on the phone.

00:35:30.000 I'm like, guys, I went on your website.

00:35:33.000 I sent you this money.

00:35:34.000 My bank took it from me.

00:35:35.000 It's not here.

00:35:35.000 Stealing from?

00:35:36.000 You lost it.

00:35:37.000 You figure it out.

00:35:38.000 And they were like, no, we won't.

00:35:40.000 And then I said, then my only recourse is what, to sue you?

00:35:44.000 Okay, here's what I'm going to do.

00:35:45.000 I'm going to tweet about it.

00:35:46.000 I'm going to talk about it.

00:35:47.000 It's going to be my number one topic.

00:35:48.000 And they said, fine, by all means.

00:35:50.000 I think we did mention it briefly.

00:35:52.000 I tweeted about it.

00:35:53.000 And then all of a sudden I get emails saying like, oh, we're so sorry about this problem.

00:35:56.000 We're going to rectify it for you.

00:35:58.000 And then what ended up happening was I pulled up the information from my bank and sent them, I don't want to do this.

00:36:03.000 I'm like, why am I sending you my statement?

00:36:05.000 Yeah, I don't want to do a bunch of work because you screwed something up.

00:36:07.000 It's like I don't want to send strangers my bank account information. It's got more than just I do that all the time

00:36:11.000 But you know what we're doing business. I've got a bunch of other transactions and people expect privacy, so what am I

00:36:16.000 gonna?

00:36:17.000 Do I'm gonna just screen grab the one bar saying the money went through and they're like yeah, I'm like okay fine

00:36:21.000 But anyway, I'll tell you this Here's what really bothers me about our modern society is that, yes, my friends, I can tweet and these companies bend over backwards for me.

00:36:30.000 Right.

00:36:30.000 You can, yeah.

00:36:31.000 That's screwed up.

00:36:32.000 I was flying on American Airlines once.

00:36:33.000 Jordan Peterson was getting mad at Microsoft the other day.

00:36:36.000 And it works.

00:36:39.000 I flew on American Airlines.

00:36:40.000 There was a storm.

00:36:41.000 We didn't know what was going on.

00:36:42.000 We landed in Texas.

00:36:43.000 Everybody was delayed.

00:36:44.000 I tweeted, what's going on with this?

00:36:46.000 And I immediately get a message like, we're going to take care of you.

00:36:49.000 Skip the counter. 0.98

00:36:50.000 Go right to this guy.

00:36:51.000 And they were like, we got you booked already.

00:36:52.000 And then I'm watching like, you know, 500 people waiting in line, all angry.

00:36:55.000 Their flights are delayed.

00:36:57.000 But this is a problem because it's creating this.

00:37:00.000 I don't like the classism, the elitism.

00:37:02.000 Where if you, this is why you get virtue signaling.

00:37:05.000 You get the influencer deal.

00:37:06.000 People know that if they have followers, they can bully people with influence.

00:37:09.000 Stakeholder capitalism.

00:37:11.000 That's right.

00:37:11.000 And it's creepy.

00:37:12.000 It shouldn't be that way.

00:37:14.000 It is a little creepy where I go, okay, I'm getting screwed over by this, you know, car company or gym or whatever.

00:37:20.000 In my case, Blink Fitness.

00:37:22.000 Did you resolve it by tweeting it?

00:37:23.000 I'm currently resolving it on the Timcast right now.

00:37:26.000 We've been talking about this for a while.

00:37:29.000 I haven't been, I've resolved it, but I never got my money back.

00:37:32.000 I'm currently, my war, their literal business, his war is over.

00:37:37.000 My war is just beginning.

00:37:40.000 See those swords in the back?

00:37:41.000 You know, as much as I hate the empire or dislike being it, the FDIC insurance is like, if your, if your bank account screws you, if your bank screws you, you can get it the money back.

00:37:50.000 But once that's gone, if that's not there, it's, it's the Well, you're right.

00:37:53.000 It's worse than that because that was what everyone says with these things.

00:37:57.000 They go, yeah, just get the money back.

00:37:58.000 But what they do is they have your account on pause for a year or two years instead of cancelling when you try to cancel.

00:38:05.000 Then they open it up two years later and just start charging you.

00:38:08.000 Blink Fitness?

00:38:10.000 Blink Fitness is the name.

00:38:12.000 And because of that, most people's credit cards have changed a couple years, or at least whatever percentage.

00:38:18.000 If you change every six years, then 30% of people every two years would have a new credit card.

00:38:21.000 So you can't call your bank because they just have you owe us money and it didn't go through.

00:38:26.000 And then they go, it's going to collections.

00:38:28.000 So you can't call your bank because it didn't actually go through.

00:38:30.000 Why don't you send them an invoice?

00:38:32.000 Send them an invoice for what?

00:38:34.000 Do the same thing back.

00:38:36.000 Well, I can't send it to collections, though.

00:38:38.000 Yeah, you can't.

00:38:40.000 I see what you're saying.

00:38:40.000 You literally could.

00:38:41.000 But wouldn't collections go, I go, the bank owes me $600.

00:38:44.000 Imagine collection goes, yo, yo, yo.

00:38:47.000 I go, for what?

00:38:48.000 Didn't you ever hear the story?

00:38:49.000 Pain and suffering.

00:38:50.000 There was a dude, I can't remember exactly what happened.

00:38:53.000 This seems like a lot of work.

00:38:54.000 This dude had a thing happen where the bank accidentally filed a claim against his house.

00:39:00.000 When he had paid it off.

00:39:02.000 And so he sued them back and won like $1,200 and they refused to pay it.

00:39:07.000 He showed up with the sheriff and they went inside and started taking the bank stuff.

00:39:10.000 That's so funny.

00:39:12.000 Love it.

00:39:13.000 I mean, look, I'll be honest.

00:39:14.000 It is really hard to use the systems the way the corporations... Impossible.

00:39:18.000 It's not impossible.

00:39:19.000 And you know what else?

00:39:20.000 But it's hard.

00:39:21.000 And it has to essentially be a passion project because you're going to spend a week of your

00:39:24.000 life to save a few hundred bucks most of the time.

00:39:27.000 Depending on how you have it set up.

00:39:28.000 It legitimately has to be your hobby.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, well you got super screwed because of the whole wrong credit card.

00:39:33.000 Because normally I just said to you, just call your credit card company.

00:39:35.000 It's part of their business model.

00:39:36.000 It's two years later.

00:39:37.000 But the point remains, it is true.

00:39:39.000 The only way to get your anything done is to exert influence.

00:39:44.000 So as soon as that happens you go, okay, so you are able to deal with this problem.

00:39:48.000 I don't know, why don't you go Laura Loomer style and just go outside of Blink headquarters and just sandwich board?

00:39:53.000 Literally just sandwich board.

00:39:55.000 I actually still might.

00:39:57.000 Handcuff yourself to the Blink Equinox.

00:39:59.000 That would be really funny.

00:40:01.000 I mean, the opposite of this guy, if I handcuff myself to the Stairmaster, this guy's got himself handcuffed to the donut tray.

00:40:11.000 I'm not leaving until I get my money back!

00:40:13.000 I'm at the Dunkin Donuts.

00:40:15.000 I ain't leaving!

00:40:16.000 Until you give me another chocolate dozen! 1.00

00:40:19.000 That'd be funny if you showed up at the Blink Fitness with a sandwich board and you're protesting.

00:40:23.000 That'd be pretty funny.

00:40:25.000 Give me my money back!

00:40:26.000 That's the thing where all you can do is go in and yell at the employees that have nothing to do with the scam.

00:40:33.000 No, I'll say the Blink Fitness, they're not.

00:40:35.000 They're in on it?

00:40:36.000 They're getting a taste of that.

00:40:38.000 They're not helpful.

00:40:40.000 They're getting a taste?

00:40:41.000 I think you made a good point out like social pressure is the way or one of the ways and that's what like Antifa has been doing and BLM has been doing to get things cancelled.

00:40:49.000 But it is like power, power, no truth but power.

00:40:52.000 If you can get the mob to get behind you, the corporation will bow.

00:40:55.000 They have obviously a lot of these places.

00:40:57.000 Yeah, there's a lot of places, you know, the blogosphere has essentially, to some degree, their influence is worth a lot less than it used to be.

00:41:05.000 So they've devalued all their tools.

00:41:07.000 You've not gotten your money back from Blink Fitness?

00:41:10.000 No, the case is closed.

00:41:12.000 I paid it and it's over.

00:41:14.000 And I basically said, and they were like, blah, blah, blah, sorry, and I go, Well, no, you stole $500 to me, and I'm not happy about it.

00:41:21.000 So they stole 500 bucks from you?

00:41:23.000 Yeah, something like that.

00:41:24.000 More, probably.

00:41:26.000 Twice, by the way.

00:41:28.000 I don't even need to get into the nitty gritty, but they did the same scam to me twice, and I paid it off and canceled. 0.97

00:41:33.000 I mean, there is a saying, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money, Ryan.

00:41:37.000 So if hundreds of thousands of people who may be listening to a podcast decide to... Do you want to message me and do a class action situation?

00:41:44.000 Or just send an email saying, Blink Fitness, you took this guy's money and you're wrong.

00:41:47.000 You blink and your money's gone.

00:41:49.000 I mean, if you go look at the Yelp reviews of Blink Fitness, every single one of the reviews is what Ryan is saying.

00:41:54.000 Nobody's like Great Jim.

00:41:56.000 It's all, they scammed me out of my money.

00:41:58.000 Give me my money back, Blink Fitness.

00:42:00.000 Where's my money?

00:42:02.000 I lost a pound the first day.

00:42:03.000 How'd that happen?

00:42:03.000 They took my wallet.

00:42:05.000 So it was it you signed up you quit but in the contract it says we're gonna it's a they're gonna start your account back up in a two years or because of COVID.

00:42:12.000 Because of COVID I basically they put it on hold and then they go okay you have to if you wanted to work out you have to come wear a mask and you got to do a certain time I go okay just leave it on hold they go we can't and I go okay just cancel it and then they go fine.

00:42:23.000 So they go, Oh, and then it's three months later.

00:42:26.000 I just start getting charges again.

00:42:27.000 And I go, Oh, they go, I thought you canceled.

00:42:29.000 They go, no, we didn't cancel it.

00:42:30.000 Uh, we just put it on hold and now you owe us.

00:42:32.000 I go, just cancel it now.

00:42:33.000 And they go, well, unless you pay this $500, we can't cancel it.

00:42:36.000 And to cancel it, you have to send in a letter to their corporate office.

00:42:41.000 You can't go into the location that you signed.

00:42:43.000 Cause I was going to the same Blake Fitness as him.

00:42:45.000 You can't go in there and say, hey, I'd like to cancel.

00:42:48.000 They go, okay, here's an address.

00:42:50.000 Send a letter to this address requesting cancellation.

00:42:53.000 If they want to cancel, they basically are like, you need to do, you know, we're going to give you three challenges.

00:42:58.000 I want to cancel this account.

00:42:59.000 They go, you have to climb this mountain in under four minutes.

00:43:02.000 There's like a, they're like, just go through that door in the back and you go through it.

00:43:05.000 And it's like a, this like lush Elvin paradise.

00:43:07.000 And there's a bridge and try to cross it.

00:43:08.000 And a troll comes out and asks you three riddles.

00:43:11.000 That's exactly what it is.

00:43:12.000 You've got to cast the ring into the fire.

00:43:14.000 And your receipt for cancellation is in one of these nine boxes.

00:43:20.000 You must cast your membership cards into the fires of Mount Doom.

00:43:23.000 If you open the wrong door, you just bought four more years.

00:43:26.000 This is probably triggering so many of your listeners who have gone through this exact same thing, buried this in the back of their mind, and now this is coming back.

00:43:34.000 Well, this is how gyms make money, though.

00:43:35.000 Yeah.

00:43:36.000 You know, gyms, they know everybody.

00:43:39.000 Everybody signs up on January 1st.

00:43:40.000 And guys named Jim make money working as mechanics.

00:43:42.000 Why gyms?

00:43:43.000 How come it's always gyms that do this?

00:43:44.000 Listen, listen, I'm explaining.

00:43:45.000 On January 1st, everybody's like, I'm gonna show up and I'm gonna get fit.

00:43:49.000 And so these gyms, in the first week of January, get massive sign-ups.

00:43:52.000 And then you scam them for the next couple years.

00:43:54.000 Right, because they know no one's gonna come back.

00:43:56.000 And so they're just like, they tell you, because I sign up for a gym, And it was in like February or something like four or five years ago.

00:44:02.000 And I still pay him to this day.

00:44:03.000 Yeah.

00:44:04.000 Well, because it's like cancelling is admitting defeat as well.

00:44:08.000 Like you're essentially saying I give up when you cancel.

00:44:10.000 So so many people do that.

00:44:13.000 And then they're like, well, you know, I might go.

00:44:15.000 But what they tell you when you're signing up, they say to you, like, this is a two year term.

00:44:20.000 They force you to be a long term hodler of their gym membership.

00:44:23.000 But I think like I don't I don't mind having a specific gym membership because you never know if you need to use a shower.

00:44:29.000 That's definitely 100% battered wife syndrome. 1.00

00:44:33.000 You go, it's fine that I pay 300 bucks a year, maybe one day I'll need to shower.

00:44:37.000 Because you could just go in and pay to use the shower.

00:44:42.000 When you're traveling around the country, several years ago, and I'm on one and a half flights, two flights every three weeks, I would fly.

00:44:49.000 And you don't know exactly where you're going to be.

00:44:51.000 I've popped into one of these gyms and I've been right on.

00:44:54.000 Well, the trick is to pop in without your membership and act like, Not very confused.

00:44:59.000 All the van people, all the people who live in vans, the kind of nomads, that's their deal is you get a gym membership.

00:45:06.000 Yeah, you sleep in Walmart parking lots.

00:45:07.000 That's the future.

00:45:08.000 You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.

00:45:10.000 I had a friend who did that.

00:45:11.000 He was like a camper kind of guy.

00:45:12.000 Loved it.

00:45:13.000 But then he needed to meet a woman and he's like, I gotta go get a house.

00:45:16.000 Yeah, but what if you get like, what if you get like a full-size house, but you know, with wheels?

00:45:21.000 So it's not a van, it's literally a house you can drive.

00:45:23.000 Yeah, mobile home, they believe they call those.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, yeah, but like a real camper home.

00:45:28.000 That's my mom We're talking about the homes where they're like you ever see them relocating an actual house.

00:45:32.000 That's cool Yeah, and they're like driving it like 10 miles an hour.

00:45:35.000 Yeah, there's a porch and everything Yeah, like the whole house, you know, we should do while we should we should build something that can like fold out into a house So it's like it can be dragged on the back of like a 16-wheeler like, you know, like yeah look at this I believe you're describing a tent.

00:45:50.000 No, you know like with walls and like power outlets.

00:45:54.000 You ever see those houses where they 3D print it?

00:45:56.000 Like a concrete tube comes out?

00:45:59.000 Yeah, that's cool.

00:46:00.000 We're getting close to the right materials.

00:46:01.000 The meta materials that are super thin, super lightweight, super strong structurally.

00:46:05.000 Nickel.

00:46:06.000 Yeah, nickel.

00:46:07.000 Something like nickel.

00:46:07.000 We're gonna build this house with nickel, bitcoin, and Russian bones.

00:46:13.000 Well, there's this, you know, once you make enough money, you do two things.

00:46:17.000 You replace all of the electrical work in your house with silver and graphene.

00:46:22.000 Because, you know, because why not spend three million dollars on the electrical system?

00:46:25.000 And then it's a good investment.

00:46:27.000 Yeah, because then no one knows.

00:46:28.000 And when the apocalypse happens, you just punch your wall and pull the silver out and boom.

00:46:32.000 That's how you get your out.

00:46:33.000 We're out of here.

00:46:34.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:46:35.000 Rip it out of your own walls.

00:46:36.000 Let's ride. 0.98

00:46:37.000 Let's bring this ridiculous conversation back to the war and stuff like that.

00:46:40.000 Well, what happened was, yeah, basically Biden came out.

00:46:42.000 Biden came out and he said contrary to what I want to say before was I'd like to make the announcement the United States government is going to the moon.

00:46:50.000 That was the exact thing he said.

00:46:54.000 Spreading FUD is now going to be illegal.

00:46:56.000 A crime punishable by death.

00:46:58.000 Joe Biden came out and said the United States will be canceling its Blink Fitness membership.

00:47:02.000 Canceling the Blink Fitness membership and we will be tying American coin.

00:47:08.000 It's going to be tethered one-to-one to Doge.

00:47:11.000 Has anyone looked into the possibility that this whole Putin-Ukraine thing is just because he had a gym membership in Ukraine?

00:47:17.000 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:47:18.000 He goes, I can't cancel.

00:47:19.000 He goes, you know what?

00:47:19.000 Well, I'm going to go in there and I'm going to cancel it myself.

00:47:21.000 He shows up and he goes to Biden in a meeting and he's like, you know, look, everything's great.

00:47:26.000 We're fine with the sanctions.

00:47:28.000 We're going to work it out.

00:47:29.000 I know we can negotiate.

00:47:30.000 You can't do anything about it.

00:47:30.000 Shakes Biden's hand.

00:47:31.000 I forgot this gym membership has blink fitness.

00:47:33.000 It's an American company and Joe's just like...

00:47:36.000 Are you familiar with blink fitness?

00:47:38.000 But Joe's like, oh dude, you signed a contract man, you gotta pay.

00:47:41.000 And Putin's like, dude, I don't go there anymore.

00:47:43.000 And Biden's just like, bro, you signed the contract.

00:47:46.000 Biden's like, what if you need to shower next time you're here? It's good.

00:47:49.000 And then all of a sudden bombs are dropping.

00:47:52.000 No, but in terms of the war stuff, like, you will own nothing and you'll be happy.

00:47:56.000 They're talking to us about eating bugs for the longest time.

00:47:59.000 They're talking to us about living in the pods.

00:48:01.000 Then they're, you know, they're telling everyone to stay home and work remote.

00:48:04.000 And then as soon as the COVID thing, like, disappears, all of a sudden now it's war with Russia and Ukraine.

00:48:10.000 And it's like the same prescription.

00:48:12.000 Gas prices are through the roof.

00:48:14.000 It's like the same issues are starting to occur.

00:48:16.000 They just found—and the same things are happening where there's, like, Hey, we have a new reason that we can just print money and then distribute it as we please.

00:48:28.000 Yeah, they haven't quite turned on that spigot yet, but that's probably... Yeah, I mean, they just announced $14 billion to Ukraine or something like that.

00:48:34.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:48:36.000 Or whatever, I'm just saying they have turned... Oh, you're just saying they haven't... No, they're not like the COVID trillions, like the $4 trillion or whatever.

00:48:42.000 I mean, that press is still hot.

00:48:45.000 This is the crazy thing.

00:48:46.000 This is why, you know, I've been saying I'm trying to buy as much as I can for the studio and the company.

00:48:51.000 Instead of waiting so we bought like five desktops. We need them and they're just like they're cheapos

00:48:56.000 They're small like you can type on them You can't really do anything like you can barely watch a

00:48:59.000 movie on them a couple hundred bucks with you with a monitor

00:49:01.000 And I'm just like we need them for the office We need them for you know writers just buy them all now cuz

00:49:06.000 I'm gonna wait and it's gonna go up 50 bucks It's gonna go up 100 bucks. I mean especially anything that

00:49:10.000 has any kind of chip in it. Oh, yeah, dude We're gonna lose Taiwan in two seconds.

00:49:14.000 I don't know about that.

00:49:15.000 I thought for sure I'd given up, but now, seeing all these sanctions on Russia, I think that the CCP is more about profit.

00:49:21.000 I don't think they're really gonna throw all this McDonald's at us.

00:49:24.000 Yeah, they're not gonna shut off the West like that.

00:49:25.000 I just think it's the raw materials.

00:49:27.000 I don't mean China's gonna stop providing chips.

00:49:31.000 I think it's just gonna be like, we're not gonna have the materials.

00:49:33.000 You know, I'm a big Buttigieg fan.

00:49:35.000 Yeah, so when he came out and said, you should buy an electric car, I was like, that's a good point.

00:49:38.000 So I bought like seven of them, just to make sure.

00:49:40.000 Because, you know, I don't understand why poor people don't just do that, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:49:43.000 Just buy a couple electric cars.

00:49:44.000 You don't have to worry about gas prices ever again.

00:49:46.000 Yeah, you don't have to think about it, bro.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, you don't have to think about it.

00:49:48.000 Just buy an electric car and you can just drive it.

00:49:50.000 The funny thing is, you know, you ask the question of these people, where does the electricity come from?

00:49:54.000 It's like fossil fuels.

00:49:56.000 The sun.

00:49:57.000 It doesn't come from the sun, though.

00:49:58.000 Well, do you see, I don't know if you saw the Alberta guy from Canada, because they were basically, when all this stuff happened, they were like, OK, we need to, you know, find more oil.

00:50:07.000 We're going to meet with Saudi Arabia or whatever.

00:50:08.000 And the Alberta guy was like, Yeah, happy to meet you.

00:50:11.000 We could sort this whole thing up pretty easy.

00:50:13.000 You just have to open up our pipeline again.

00:50:16.000 Pretty funny.

00:50:17.000 Do you guys ever go to USdebtclock.org?

00:50:21.000 It's like a trauma nightmare.

00:50:22.000 Isn't there one in Union Square?

00:50:24.000 So in Union Square in New York, I always thought it was the debt clock, but it turns out it was actually a regular clock.

00:50:28.000 It was actually my D size.

00:50:30.000 It goes down, you know.

00:50:34.000 Danny thought it was the U.S.

00:50:35.000 debt.

00:50:35.000 It turns out it was his mom's scale.

00:50:37.000 But you know, the number is going down.

00:50:39.000 Is it?

00:50:40.000 Of the what?

00:50:41.000 Of the debt?

00:50:42.000 So the number in Union Square, New York.

00:50:44.000 No, it's a clock with the date and time.

00:50:46.000 But the back of the second number is the amount of time left decreasing.

00:50:49.000 Yes, exactly.

00:50:50.000 So if you're looking at the number, you're seeing the digits on the right going down.

00:50:54.000 So if you're to your D size, your D's getting smaller.

00:50:57.000 That sounds accurate.

00:50:58.000 Good news for my pants.

00:51:02.000 That actually is good news for my back.

00:51:03.000 So here's what I did.

00:51:04.000 I bought a bunch of emergency food and I didn't do it because I think we're going to need to eat it.

00:51:08.000 I didn't do it because I thought the apocalypse is going to happen.

00:51:11.000 You can breathe.

00:51:12.000 You know, I just I, I, we keep hearing good news from my back.

00:51:15.000 So here's what I did.

00:51:16.000 I bought a bunch of emergency food and I didn't do it because I think we're going to need to eat it.

00:51:20.000 I didn't do it because I thought the apocalypse is going to happen.

00:51:21.000 I did it because I thought it was gonna become more expensive in a few months.

00:51:23.000 And I'm like, if this stuff lasts 30 years, some of it does.

00:51:27.000 And then I'm just like, why didn't you buy the 30 year old stuff?

00:51:31.000 No, it's just to see what it tastes like.

00:51:32.000 Buying 30 years of food is true.

00:51:33.000 Like, is there a way that you can get a 25-year-old?

00:51:34.000 No, no, no, it's not 30 years.

00:51:36.000 It's food that lasts a shelf life of 30 years.

00:51:38.000 No, I'm saying you buying food where you're like, you bought too much food, it's like, yeah, well, if we have to eat it in 2055, we'll eat it in 2055.

00:51:38.000 No, but that's what I mean.

00:51:44.000 Well, because look, look, look.

00:51:46.000 We've got, you know, around 30 employees, which means... You're gonna eat on that in the next 40 years, yeah.

00:51:51.000 Uh, within the next 30 years, is there a possibility that there's a storm?

00:51:55.000 Is there a blizzard?

00:51:55.000 Is there a flood?

00:51:56.000 Is there a- well, sure, but I'm thinking about it more practically like sometimes it rains and there are floods and, you know, we got the river right there.

00:52:03.000 You'll be the only guy where everyone's eating their bug burgers and you're gonna have your 30 years of supply of food.

00:52:08.000 He's gonna have his space food.

00:52:10.000 Unfortunately not.

00:52:11.000 It's a bucket that lasts 30 years.

00:52:13.000 It's like a day's worth of food.

00:52:15.000 I have a question.

00:52:16.000 So the expiration date, it's like dried in a package.

00:52:20.000 You can put it in a bucket for 30 years, but it's like one day of food.

00:52:25.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:52:26.000 You said 30 years of the food or something.

00:52:28.000 No, we've got like two weeks worth of food.

00:52:30.000 Well, how much did you buy?

00:52:32.000 Enough for like two weeks worth of food My point is I thought you I don't think I don't think in the next few years.

00:52:39.000 I'm gonna eat it I'm like, I just think in the next few years gonna double in price Might as well buy now.

00:52:43.000 I guess it's food.

00:52:44.000 You're where you see your portfolio.

00:52:46.000 What's your important folio?

00:52:47.000 I got some of the SP 500 a bunch of Nutri green bars The hard copy the pie chart is actual bunker pie Why don't you go look at our storeroom?

00:52:57.000 We've got maybe, like, a thousand Gatorades.

00:52:59.000 You have a lot of swords.

00:53:00.000 You have a lot of swords.

00:53:01.000 Well, that's what you want, what you really have to have.

00:53:04.000 The Tim Guzmuch's 50% swords.

00:53:06.000 We should probably actually film it, because it's funny.

00:53:08.000 Be like, we need to think and prepare ahead.

00:53:10.000 What should we get?

00:53:11.000 Swords.

00:53:12.000 Blades.

00:53:13.000 We're all training.

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 That really is what you want.

00:53:15.000 Club.

00:53:16.000 I did buy a bunch of swords.

00:53:17.000 That's gonna be you just like opening up and divvying up the bunker food with the sword.

00:53:22.000 Alright, everyone get your portions.

00:53:25.000 This behind me is a Wakazashi.

00:53:27.000 It's not a sharpened blade, but it is a sharpened point because it's more like decorative, but it is real.

00:53:32.000 But it's more for poking?

00:53:34.000 You could poke.

00:53:35.000 But but for the most part it's meant to just be like art.

00:53:35.000 Okay.

00:53:38.000 It's like I think it's like a it's like a laminated blade Or something. I don't know. Maybe it's right, but it's not

00:53:42.000 supposed to rust or whatever Yeah, they look like oh, that's for sure. It's actually it

00:53:45.000 was nice people were complaining with a mall. So you got a sword an axe

00:53:48.000 There you go, but people were complaining about my mall sword because I went to the mall

00:53:53.000 It's a mall sword.

00:53:54.000 Oh, you bought one from a mall?

00:53:55.000 Yeah, it's like, just cheap steel.

00:53:57.000 Right.

00:53:58.000 Costs 10 bucks and everyone's making fun of it.

00:53:59.000 Ex-girlfriend's name engraved in it.

00:54:01.000 Yeah, that's some anime on it.

00:54:02.000 And I'm just like, why are you guys ragging on my mall sword?

00:54:04.000 I know it's a mall sword.

00:54:05.000 Fine!

00:54:05.000 So I bought an actual Wakazashi from a company that makes them and it's like, just unsharpened because, you know, we don't actually need to go around.

00:54:12.000 But then I thought about it and I was like, I'm gonna buy a bunch of actual swords.

00:54:15.000 Yeah.

00:54:16.000 Talk about swords.

00:54:17.000 I'm like, you know, here's what I'm thinking.

00:54:18.000 Gonna get more expensive.

00:54:19.000 Might as well buy it now, huh?

00:54:20.000 I mean, the raw materials in them definitely will be.

00:54:23.000 Yeah.

00:54:24.000 The steel one, huh?

00:54:25.000 Yeah, man.

00:54:26.000 Iron.

00:54:26.000 Especially if you have to use them against someone who knows how to use a sword.

00:54:30.000 In the springtime, those weeds, man.

00:54:32.000 They grow quick.

00:54:33.000 Dude, whacking weeds with a sword in your underwear?

00:54:36.000 Just let the neighbors know who's boss. 0.99

00:54:39.000 You can see the muscles.

00:54:41.000 Deep July, just whacking your weeds with a sword, wearing Long John's no-shirt.

00:54:46.000 The sweat flies off.

00:54:48.000 I got a titanium-sealed katana, and we're gonna go out and we're gonna do the lawn.

00:54:54.000 We're gonna, you know, swipe the grass.

00:54:56.000 Titanium! 0.87

00:54:58.000 Yeah, that doesn't rust.

00:55:00.000 Yeah, and you know, you want to get the grass the right height.

00:55:03.000 Yeah, no, to be completely honest.

00:55:04.000 That'll keep people from swatting you again, too, when they see that image.

00:55:09.000 I bought some swords, and the food stuff, although I'm serious, because it's like, we've eaten a ton of it already.

00:55:17.000 And that's the thing, it's like it's food, you just eat it.

00:55:18.000 It's mac and cheese.

00:55:20.000 It's like craft.

00:55:20.000 Well, then you're sort of dipping into your investments, though.

00:55:23.000 Never get high on your own supply!

00:55:27.000 You're breaking one of the crack commands.

00:55:28.000 I don't know if you bought seeds.

00:55:29.000 No, this is actually true.

00:55:30.000 I did.

00:55:31.000 We should get a thousand times more than we think we need.

00:55:33.000 Because they're not expensive.

00:55:35.000 No, it was just in case.

00:55:36.000 You know what the funny thing is?

00:55:38.000 If it does, you know, go to like nuclear war with Putin or whatever, people are gonna watch this and they're gonna watch it laughing at us.

00:55:45.000 I just love the level of investment here.

00:55:47.000 They're gonna be trying to find out the address of this place and then come get some of it.

00:55:50.000 Because they have everything we need!

00:55:52.000 Because on the one hand, it's like, okay, let's buy this compound and build this thing.

00:55:56.000 It's like, okay, that's investment one.

00:55:58.000 Investment two is like a bucket of slop.

00:56:00.000 Hey, this is good food.

00:56:03.000 Got pancake mix, got stroganoff.

00:56:05.000 Can you find out, like, do you know what the price of, a good example would be around Y2K, because that was what, 22 years ago. 0.80

00:56:12.000 I'm sure they were selling these things.

00:56:13.000 I wonder how much they've gone up since then.

00:56:15.000 And then it would be interesting to eat one of those, because that'd be 22 years old.

00:56:18.000 How old are you?

00:56:19.000 How old are you guys?

00:56:20.000 I'm 38.

00:56:21.000 You're 36?

00:56:23.000 So, uh, is it just me or did everybody on Y2K turn the power off at their house on New Year's?

00:56:30.000 No, we did not.

00:56:31.000 You didn't do that?

00:56:32.000 We just played Magic.

00:56:32.000 You guys didn't do that?

00:56:36.000 My friend's house, they turned the power off.

00:56:38.000 I actually can't remember.

00:56:41.000 Oh, you did that as a gag. 1.00

00:56:42.000 I didn't do it.

00:56:43.000 Someone did the part.

00:56:44.000 You're right.

00:56:45.000 Someone was doing that in every house across the world.

00:56:48.000 Every dad joke.

00:56:49.000 I think I did puke that night.

00:56:51.000 Playing magic together.

00:56:52.000 I just wasn't ever sick that night.

00:56:53.000 I don't know.

00:56:54.000 I was stressed out.

00:56:54.000 You're the funniest.

00:56:55.000 I remember I had a girl and a car and a bridge when it was happening, right?

00:56:59.000 Yeah, probably.

00:56:59.000 That's the way to go.

00:57:00.000 I'm really shocked if the world's about to end.

00:57:02.000 That's right.

00:57:02.000 No, no, no.

00:57:03.000 Think about how insane the fake news was.

00:57:05.000 Like, how insane the fake news was about this.

00:57:07.000 The media was saying Y2K.

00:57:09.000 So you know what we did at my house?

00:57:10.000 We had a bunch of computers and we went into the BIOS and we like set the internal clock for like a half an hour.

00:57:17.000 Then we went into Windows, we did the same thing.

00:57:18.000 See what happened. 0.99

00:57:19.000 And we sat back and literally nothing happened and I was like, this is dumb. 0.93

00:57:21.000 So nothing's gonna happen. 0.85

00:57:23.000 And we're like, nothing's going to happen, they're making it up.

00:57:24.000 I think they thought that because of the way computers were reading data, it was going to cycle to all zeros and reset.

00:57:29.000 Well, it was for the banks and all the corporations weren't able to do that.

00:57:34.000 They were making Y2K compliant programs you could buy.

00:57:38.000 And then I'm like, it just changed to zero zero and nothing happens.

00:57:41.000 That was one of the most embarrassing manias. 0.79

00:57:45.000 Bro, this don't say gay thing is basically Jesse Smollett. 0.83

00:57:48.000 No, for real.

00:57:50.000 They've made up a problem in their own minds, and now they're complaining about a problem they made up, and Republicans are complaining about how the problem they made up is actually a good thing.

00:58:00.000 And I'm like, what is going on?

00:58:02.000 So I'm seeing Ben Shapiro tweet at them, and he's like, why are you trying to indoctrinate kids?

00:58:06.000 This bill stops that.

00:58:07.000 I'm like, no it doesn't.

00:58:08.000 Right.

00:58:09.000 It's like the left made it up, complained about it, and then the right argued it was a good thing, but none of it is true.

00:58:14.000 They got baited into defending it, essentially.

00:58:18.000 Yep.

00:58:19.000 That was one of those- It's the don't say straight bill, by the way.

00:58:21.000 That was the one, as soon as I saw, I was kind of like...

00:58:24.000 Whatever you guys are saying, it's not that.

00:58:27.000 I go, what's actually going on here?

00:58:30.000 Everyone seems to be lying.

00:58:33.000 So I've called it the anti-grooming bill as kind of a point.

00:58:37.000 And I say that as a point to counter the Democrats calling it Don't Say Gay.

00:58:41.000 No, I know what you mean, but that is the... Sorry.

00:58:43.000 No, I was going to say the better point is Don't Say Straight.

00:58:46.000 There's literally no difference between straight and gay when the context is identity or orientation.

00:58:50.000 So if the bill restricts classroom discussions from preschool to third grade on orientation, then you can't say straight.

00:58:57.000 What about Don't Secretly Talk About Sex With Students Bill?

00:59:00.000 It doesn't stop that.

00:59:03.000 That's the thing it actually encourages.

00:59:05.000 This is the craziest thing.

00:59:06.000 The bill encourages teachers to secretly talk to children about these things.

00:59:09.000 I thought that it was banning them from secretly talking to children.

00:59:12.000 No, you are incorrect. 0.98

00:59:13.000 Man, it sucks to have kids right now. 0.99

00:59:14.000 You're saying it's like the Catholic Church being like, any sex talk's gotta be one-on-one. 1.00

00:59:14.000 What? 1.00

00:59:19.000 The bill restricts classroom discussions from preschool to third grade on gender identity or orientation.

00:59:25.000 That's not the bulk of the bill.

00:59:26.000 Like, the actual bulk of the bill is, parents must be informed about medical issues involving their children.

00:59:32.000 That's it.

00:59:33.000 So it's like a kid who stubs his toe.

00:59:34.000 Tell the parents the kid got hurt.

00:59:36.000 Let's say that you are the person who would be, on the non-Republican side, super in favor of kids.

00:59:44.000 Is there anyone arguing that sex needs to be taught to JK?

00:59:48.000 Yes.

00:59:48.000 So how old are you when you're JK?

00:59:50.000 Like six, five? 0.99

00:59:54.000 So they're saying five-year-olds need to be like, here's what anal sex looks like. 0.99

00:59:57.000 No, no, no. 0.99

00:59:58.000 It's four-year-olds.

00:59:59.000 Preschool is four years old, and third grade goes up to eight-year-olds.

01:00:03.000 And where's that?

01:00:03.000 Where are they arguing that should happen?

01:00:05.000 So the issue is that, this is why I said- Like anyone legitimately, like is there- So CNN- No, not like fringe bloggers, or is this legitimate?

01:00:12.000 CNN runs a story about Kate McKinnon, I think her name is on SNL. 0.95

01:00:16.000 Oh yeah.

01:00:17.000 And she does a bit where she's first pretending that it's like you can't insult someone by calling them gay, and then she realizes what it actually is.

01:00:25.000 But CNN shows the bill would restrict discussions of gender identity and orientation in preschool through third grade over Kate McKinnon talking about it. 0.83

01:00:34.000 So I'm like, Do we sit here and just assume that the people who go on CNN, the people who watch CNN, aren't aware of what the bill is and genuinely think it's stopping kids from talking about orientation?

01:00:47.000 Or do we assume, based on CNN accurately reporting it, they know and they're trying to teach four-year-olds about Sexual activities.

01:00:55.000 Yeah, yeah, because it's... I see what your point is.

01:00:58.000 You go, I mean, if you're lying, at least you're just up to your old tricks.

01:01:03.000 But if you're not lying, it's worse.

01:01:05.000 Or whatever.

01:01:05.000 So my thing is... It's also just strange where you go, I get the... I think that people just, they leave any sort of thought when they go, this is what our team thinks.

01:01:14.000 And you go, really?

01:01:15.000 You want to... Like what grown adult really wants to take someone else's kid and be like, let me tell you about sex when they're four. 0.98

01:01:22.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 0.96

01:01:24.000 My friends, my friends.

01:01:25.000 The bill doesn't stop this.

01:01:28.000 A teacher, a janitor, a school district employee can walk up... Well, the janitor should be teaching you. 0.69

01:01:34.000 I learned all about sex from my janitor. 0.97

01:01:36.000 Because the bill says school district employee. 0.68

01:01:39.000 They can walk up to a group of 10 kids and say, kids, I'd like to talk to you about why you're trans.

01:01:44.000 And the bill doesn't stop that.

01:01:46.000 What the bill stops is that if they're in the classroom for a specific classroom discussion, Well, does it encourage that, though?

01:01:53.000 It doesn't have anything to do with that, you're saying.

01:01:55.000 They're allowed to have one-on-ones, but they can't be teaching in a group setting.

01:01:59.000 They are allowed in group settings.

01:02:00.000 They're not allowed in classroom settings.

01:02:01.000 They're not allowed in classroom settings.

01:02:02.000 Which specifically means the bell rings, it's 9am, the teacher walks in and says, everybody turn to page 17 and we're going to learn about oral.

01:02:09.000 Right.

01:02:09.000 They can't do that.

01:02:10.000 They can, after class, walk up to a group... Take them to the woods and show them the... I don't know about all that, but they can.

01:02:15.000 So let's say there's a group of kids and they're talking about this stuff.

01:02:18.000 The teacher can hear it and walk over and say, ask me anything you want and we'll talk all about it.

01:02:22.000 They don't got to tell the parents.

01:02:23.000 All of that is still acceptable and fine as far as Republicans are concerned.

01:02:27.000 I don't know, because they're still in a classroom setting.

01:02:29.000 Even if it's after class.

01:02:29.000 Classroom discussions.

01:02:31.000 Even if it's like after school, if it's in the classroom.

01:02:33.000 It's essentially about the curriculum is what the argument's about, right?

01:02:36.000 Right.

01:02:36.000 So, one-on-one is in the clear.

01:02:38.000 There may be some questions about with more than one person, but nothing is stopping a teacher from having a... Let's just go to that point. 0.58

01:02:46.000 A teacher can walk up to a student who's four years old by themselves, pull them out of the classroom, and say... Yeah, are you gay or nah?

01:02:51.000 Right. 0.65

01:02:52.000 Yeah, but there's one thing the bill does.

01:02:55.000 They can't say, don't tell your parents.

01:02:57.000 They can't do that.

01:02:58.000 So they can still have private discussions about this stuff.

01:03:00.000 They can say literally nothing, but if they say, don't tell your parents, now they're crossing the line.

01:03:04.000 Like the teacher says, don't tell your parents?

01:03:10.000 Yeah.

01:03:10.000 It should be a how they say, don't tell your parents.

01:03:13.000 They can't discourage or dissuade students from talking to their parents about medical issues.

01:03:17.000 So, the crazy thing about the bill, and we talked about it for like three days now, is that if a kid slips on vomit and breaks his arm, the teacher might go up to him and be like, we're gonna get sued because that's our fault.

01:03:29.000 And they go to the kid and they say, don't tell your parents how that happened, just say you were playing outside.

01:03:33.000 Yeah, don't tell them that I had a couple extra today in class.

01:03:36.000 No, for real, and barfed.

01:03:37.000 Let loose a little.

01:03:38.000 So, I mean, obviously drinking at school would be illegal for the teacher, but let's say a kid trips on something.

01:03:42.000 It's a school's fault.

01:03:44.000 And the school just comes up to them and knows the kid's not smart enough to address the issue and says, don't tell your parents.

01:03:49.000 The kid goes home with a broken arm.

01:03:50.000 They call the parents.

01:03:51.000 Oh, he was playing outside.

01:03:52.000 The kid doesn't tell his parents because the teachers told him not to.

01:03:54.000 Now the insurance, now the insurance is like, we're not covering it.

01:03:57.000 And the school's like, it's not our fault.

01:03:59.000 And now this poor middle-class family is being put out.

01:04:01.000 So that, the reason I bring that up is that the Democrats' narrative on the whole thing is just like, they literally made it up.

01:04:08.000 It has nothing to do with this bill.

01:04:09.000 It is just like, that's why I'm calling the bill, don't say straight.

01:04:13.000 In your mind, you kind of go, yeah, who even came, who even ever read this and interpreted that was what was happening?

01:04:19.000 Yeah, gay and straight's not a medical thing.

01:04:21.000 So what is the trans component?

01:04:25.000 Nothing.

01:04:26.000 Identity and orientation, I suppose.

01:04:27.000 Well, wasn't it that if you're, you know, K-2 and you are taking hormones, you're supposed to notify the parents?

01:04:34.000 Is that the idea?

01:04:34.000 Not in the bill.

01:04:35.000 The bill just says if the teachers can't give medication to students, if a student would be prescribed any kind of medication, the parents must be informed.

01:04:45.000 I'll tell you this.

01:04:46.000 I've been trying to get to the bottom of this, to be honest, because it did feel like, I go, what the hell is actually happening here?

01:04:51.000 So let's say your kid's at school, right?

01:04:52.000 It's like a propaganda salad coming around from everywhere.

01:04:54.000 Let's say your kid's at school, and he gets a stomachache.

01:04:57.000 And so they say, we want to give the kid some Pepto.

01:04:59.000 Make his stomach feel better.

01:05:00.000 Gotta tell the parents.

01:05:02.000 Democrats are opposed to that.

01:05:04.000 No.

01:05:04.000 Because the reality here is they're saying don't say gay as a psychological attack.

01:05:08.000 Conservatives have fallen for it.

01:05:09.000 Conservatives are playing into that narrative because the reality of the bill is they want to make sure parents don't know what's happening to their children.

01:05:15.000 Period.

01:05:16.000 It's not about gay. 0.62

01:05:16.000 It's not about straight. 0.62

01:05:18.000 It's not even about any one specific thing.

01:05:19.000 It's about saying don't let parents know what we're doing in general.

01:05:23.000 Because then we can now take that principle and do some... Critical race theory.

01:05:27.000 Teach them whatever we want.

01:05:28.000 So they claim they're not teaching critical race theory.

01:05:30.000 So it's more about that.

01:05:31.000 It's just, you know, it wasn't until COVID we actually learned what they were doing to kids because the Zoom classrooms. 0.99

01:05:37.000 And the teachers got freaked out.

01:05:39.000 Like, we saw these leaked calls where they're like, parents are finding out what I'm telling their kids.

01:05:42.000 That's what it's about.

01:05:44.000 The teachers can't teach children things, you know, outside of curriculum.

01:05:48.000 Parents can sue the teachers if they go outside curriculum.

01:05:52.000 Teachers can't take medical action against a child without parental consent or advisement.

01:05:57.000 If a kid has a medical, mental, or physical issue, they have to inform the parents.

01:06:01.000 And then, one provision is, preschool through third grade, you can't have classroom discussions on orientation or identity.

01:06:08.000 It's all very reasonable things.

01:06:10.000 I'm like, you know what else there is something to be said about?

01:06:13.000 If you want to teach like essentially your worldview and propaganda, then be a university teacher.

01:06:20.000 Cause that's like, that's basically the job.

01:06:22.000 You get to do your course and you can kind of teach whatever you want and which is very worldview and very what you think.

01:06:28.000 If you want to teach grade seven, you know, maybe just teach the stuff.

01:06:32.000 You guys ever play Lemmings?

01:06:34.000 Yeah, back in I played on like a Windows 95.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, I don't know who came up with the idea.

01:06:40.000 NPC lemmings.

01:06:41.000 I think it was Seamus.

01:06:42.000 Yeah, the idea would be, I think I was talking about how I play the game lemmings on my phone.

01:06:47.000 And the idea is someone mentioned they're programming a version of it where instead of lemmings, they're NPCs, a little NPC meme.

01:06:52.000 And we're gonna you know, when you when you want to like dig through a wall, he puts on like an antifa mask and starts like vandalizing the wall and I thought this Russia stuff in general was a very, you know, from back to back with COVID, just to show the extent to which it's so easy to get people hyped up on for whatever you want them to be hyped up about.

01:07:13.000 And it's like, it's funny, it's funny to point out sometimes, but you go, it's almost would just be like, Man, it's almost just better to be a politician because you go, it is, or whatever.

01:07:22.000 If you have a real agenda, it's very easy to get people jazzed up for whatever you want them jazzed up about.

01:07:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:29.000 And nothing, and the hypocrisy doesn't matter.

01:07:32.000 I mean, you know, we're talking about all this trans stuff, but like all this stuff that they were mad at people about for four years straight.

01:07:38.000 Ukraine could be doing it all of that and it could be you know on video and it'd be all right We don't care I mean there was that you guys before the show you pulled up Zelensky And he was doing like Roman salutes Nazi salutes, and he was making jokes about buying Hitler's book and all that stuff Well, he's making jokes about how the Mein Kampf was sold out in the Ukraine, which is because the Azov and the Western Ukraine are like militant Nazis No, but imagine that was you know some you know politician running for New York.

01:08:02.000 That's you know I Yeah, but also like, you know, Putin was like, we're going to denazify and everybody's like, okay, whatever.

01:08:09.000 Like, that's your pretext.

01:08:11.000 Nobody actually believes that.

01:08:12.000 And then you see it, you're like, yeah, well, but everybody, but then you see, you're like, oh, there actually are like quite a bit.

01:08:17.000 Yeah.

01:08:19.000 And then we were in the Ottawa thing, the protesters and they go, ah, there, look, there's like a Confederate flag.

01:08:23.000 There's like a Nazi flag. 0.97

01:08:24.000 You're all Nazis. 0.88

01:08:25.000 And then you go, okay, so there's all these people in Ukraine, Nazis then? 0.95

01:08:29.000 Yes.

01:08:30.000 All the people you all support?

01:08:31.000 They don't care.

01:08:32.000 I know they don't care, but... Yeah, that's reserved for podcasters.

01:08:35.000 The Azov were basically, in Western Ukraine during World War II, they were like insurgent Nazis that were fighting on the side of the Germans.

01:08:42.000 Left over from when Ukraine was a German protectorate after World War I.

01:08:46.000 So there's definitely like nuance to all of these points, but the point, my point is that the nuance is granted very differently in every situation.

01:08:55.000 And it's like, and it's almost, it's pretty egregious to the point where it's interesting.

01:09:00.000 I would even see with other people, I go, you can't, they're not going to get hyped up about something completely opposite a day later, are they?

01:09:06.000 And they will.

01:09:07.000 Let me, let me, let me pull this story we got from TimCast.com.

01:09:10.000 Poll finds Republicans and independents would stay and fight if America was invaded.

01:09:14.000 Democrats say they would flee.

01:09:16.000 of this guy. And he was tweeting up a storm during 2020 about how Trump was evil and Trump

01:09:16.000 Nothing.

01:09:21.000 was bad. And you know what he did right after the election?

01:09:24.000 Nothing. He moved to Europe.

01:09:27.000 And I'm just like, this dude votes for Joe Biden. And then within a couple of months,

01:09:31.000 the ship is sinking, gas prices, all these problems, and he's gone.

01:09:36.000 And here I am, sitting here, holding the bag, and I just feel like, yo, these people are evil.

01:09:36.000 And he's gone.

01:09:42.000 It's the banality of evil.

01:09:42.000 Right?

01:09:43.000 It's not diabolical evil.

01:09:45.000 It is, you know, what, neutral evil, I guess you'd call it?

01:09:48.000 It is...

01:09:50.000 Indifference, as they watch things crumble around them.

01:09:52.000 They say, I'm going to vote for Biden because I want to signal to everybody how virtuous I am, but I'm gone the moment he gets elected.

01:09:59.000 I'm going to go live somewhere else because we know how bad it's going to get.

01:10:02.000 They go off.

01:10:02.000 And there they go.

01:10:03.000 It's funny they say they would flee because the same people were like, when Trump would go, I'm moving to Canada.

01:10:08.000 None of them, none of them did.

01:10:09.000 None of them did.

01:10:10.000 And the funniest part is we were living in Canada at the time.

01:10:12.000 We go, that's rich that you all think you can just come here.

01:10:15.000 But it's this weird American exceptionalism where you guys think you can just go anywhere.

01:10:18.000 We can.

01:10:19.000 Bill Clinton did it.

01:10:22.000 But with Trump, things were good.

01:10:24.000 So when Trump got elected, these celebrities were like, well, you know, my 401k is doing well.

01:10:29.000 My bank account's doing well.

01:10:30.000 I'm getting more work.

01:10:31.000 When Biden hits and everything starts going bad, they're like, I'm going to get out of here because things are falling apart.

01:10:31.000 I'm okay.

01:10:35.000 And it's their fault.

01:10:37.000 Yeah, here we are.

01:10:37.000 I would not want to Europe.

01:10:39.000 These people say the majority of Democrats that they would flee if the US got attacked.

01:10:42.000 And that's a crazy thought.

01:10:44.000 You know that these people are helping steer the ship Iran, but they have no problem admitting they would jump overboard the sign of any any conflict or turmoil.

01:10:51.000 Leave us holding that bag.

01:10:53.000 Yeah.

01:10:53.000 Oh, I just said that Clinton fled to Canada during Vietnam.

01:10:56.000 I think that he just sought and received deferments to avoid combat being sent to the jungle.

01:11:01.000 Good job, Bill.

01:11:02.000 I don't know if he actually went to Canada.

01:11:04.000 That was different.

01:11:04.000 At the time, Canada actually did take people who wanted to not go to Vietnam.

01:11:10.000 If you tried to get into Canada during Trump, what would you do?

01:11:12.000 I'd be one worse than gone.

01:11:13.000 I'd have both uniforms in my backpack, and then whoever was winning that particular battle.

01:11:19.000 Yeah, there's no way I would do everything I could to not get sent to go to the meat grinder in the jungle. 0.86

01:11:24.000 Yeah, I don't think I'd be fighting any wars.

01:11:25.000 Well, Vietnam I get, but what would happen right now?

01:11:28.000 You find patriots.

01:11:29.000 If America got invaded, would you be on the front line defending America?

01:11:33.000 Yeah, I'd be on the front lines of a gender reassignment surgery, Ms. 1.00

01:11:38.000 Doubtfiring my way out of this floor.

01:11:40.000 You're in America now, alright? 0.96

01:11:43.000 You are suckling the bosom of this country. 0.99

01:11:45.000 You will stand— Suckling the—what's the reverse of suckling the bosom? 0.99

01:11:49.000 Funding your social beings. 0.98

01:11:51.000 We're being held by the ankles and just shaken.

01:11:55.000 Out of your mind?

01:11:55.000 Yeah.

01:11:56.000 Well, the taxes are higher in Canada.

01:11:58.000 New York City?

01:11:59.000 Are they?

01:12:00.000 No, no, no.

01:12:01.000 New York City has higher taxes than anywhere in Canada, and we don't get free healthcare.

01:12:05.000 Yeah, I assure you that I'm not suckling off the T. You do!

01:12:11.000 And to answer your question, yeah, if Uncle Sam came knocking my door, they're like, listen, you gotta join the battalion.

01:12:17.000 I'll go, yeah, yeah, meet you there.

01:12:18.000 Do you need a jester?

01:12:21.000 You're saying you don't get healthcare in New York? 0.96

01:12:23.000 But you do get rat kings. 0.90

01:12:25.000 You know what a rat king is?

01:12:26.000 I do know what a... I tried to write in a rat... So I did this movie... Remember Rob Ford? 0.95

01:12:31.000 The mayor of Toronto?

01:12:32.000 So I made this movie about Rob Ford.

01:12:34.000 He's a guy who's doing drugs, right?

01:12:36.000 And I tried to write in a rat king into the movie. 0.94

01:12:36.000 He was smoking crack. 0.94

01:12:38.000 What the heck? 0.99

01:12:39.000 Tell me about this rat king thing. 0.98

01:12:39.000 What's a rat king? 0.98

01:12:41.000 What is that?

01:12:42.000 It's uh basically it's a bunch of rats and then their tails get all matted with like mud and dirt and then they all get stuck together and then they essentially become it's like a hive mind thing where they because you know now their tails are all stuck together so they have to move in unison because otherwise they're all pulling Uh, so it's, yeah, see, they're all, it's called the rat king.

01:13:03.000 And they do, they move together?

01:13:05.000 Well, they have to, otherwise how do you get anywhere?

01:13:07.000 Wow, does one of them take over as the brain? 0.73

01:13:09.000 I don't know, I think it's like a symbiotic, like they all... It's like a Ouija board, you know?

01:13:14.000 Yeah, it's like a, exactly, it's like a Ouija board. 0.97

01:13:15.000 It's like a corporation for rats.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, yeah, kind of, exactly. 0.99

01:13:18.000 This crazy, dude.

01:13:19.000 I don't know. 0.81

01:13:20.000 Is it real, though?

01:13:20.000 Because some people have said that it's like an urban legend.

01:13:23.000 Oh, I guess there you go.

01:13:24.000 It does look man-made.

01:13:28.000 Synthetic rat kings?

01:13:28.000 Rat king phenomenon.

01:13:31.000 There's rats everywhere in New York.

01:13:36.000 Why on Wikipedia does it say, historically this phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany?

01:13:42.000 Why does it say that on Wikipedia?

01:13:43.000 It's in the first paragraph on Wikipedia.

01:13:44.000 Really?

01:13:45.000 You're saying that's 4chan getting in there?

01:13:45.000 Yeah.

01:13:47.000 Yeah, what the heck? 0.99

01:13:49.000 Maybe Germany has rat kings. 0.99

01:13:50.000 I mean, but you're saying New York City... Oh, squirrels do the same thing.

01:13:55.000 Squirrel king just doesn't have a good... Have you ever seen a squirrel rat?

01:13:55.000 Oh, interesting.

01:13:59.000 Well, they do. 0.98

01:14:00.000 Once you put them in your rectum, they get tangled. 0.98

01:14:03.000 It's a family friendly show. 0.73

01:14:05.000 Have you ever seen a squirrel rat?

01:14:06.000 That's a medical procedure.

01:14:08.000 What is it?

01:14:10.000 So they're not real but I was in New York as a Central Park and I saw it was a genetic it was like a chimeric squirrel Something happened to it where its tail part of it didn't have fur and part of it didn't have like poof It was out partly albino like a mange So like, no, no, no, it was like half albino squirrel.

01:14:27.000 And so it looked half rat and half squirrel, but they can't procreate.

01:14:31.000 So it's not a real thing, a squirrel rat, but people think they are because they'll see these mutant squirrels with like less hair on one side and they think it's like a mutant, you know, like a hybrid.

01:14:39.000 But yeah, it's just they're ill and diseased, right?

01:14:44.000 No, it could just be a genetic thing.

01:14:45.000 Yeah, it's just like a genetic mutation.

01:14:47.000 Yeah, they are aggressive in New York.

01:14:51.000 The rats.

01:14:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:14:52.000 Squirrels.

01:14:53.000 And the homeless.

01:14:54.000 The squirrels, I used to feed them and they'd come up and then every once in a while you get one that would just grab the bag of nuts and run.

01:14:59.000 And pigeons, you can hold out your hand and the pigeons will jump on you.

01:15:03.000 You can walk up to a pigeon in New York, hold out food, it'll jump into your hand and start eating.

01:15:06.000 Yeah, they don't have any, they're not afraid.

01:15:09.000 And then what you do is you grab its feet and it can't get away.

01:15:12.000 And then you take it home.

01:15:13.000 Mike Tyson.

01:15:14.000 Mike Tyson's gonna be sad that you said that.

01:15:16.000 They used to do that, you know, right?

01:15:18.000 What's that?

01:15:18.000 I think it was, was it the passenger pigeon?

01:15:21.000 That would be extinct one.

01:15:21.000 Was it?

01:15:22.000 Yeah, in New York, they would like go with a net and just catch pigeon and eat them.

01:15:26.000 Could you imagine living that way?

01:15:28.000 Like going out in New York and putting up a rat trap and being like, we got some meat tonight.

01:15:32.000 I mean, it's crazy, right?

01:15:33.000 That's what they do at the North Korean camps or whatever.

01:15:36.000 They put them in the labor camps.

01:15:37.000 That's a delicacy.

01:15:38.000 You should be so lucky to catch a pigeon.

01:15:41.000 People don't realize when we say... I mean, when you're eating all your bunker food, that's what me and Ryan are going to be eating in New York City.

01:15:46.000 We're going to literally be like, that's fine, there's a pigeon.

01:15:51.000 I wish we bought some of those bunker supplies.

01:15:53.000 When he's feasting on that sweet, sweet, compacted granola.

01:15:58.000 Rice and beans.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, just rice and beans.

01:16:02.000 You got the Trinidad pack. 0.97

01:16:03.000 So we're gonna be sitting there.

01:16:04.000 The Bunkermon! 0.90

01:16:05.000 And yo, we got chili powder and paprika, and we're gonna be sitting there and we're gonna be, you know, dancing and like, eating rice and beans and you guys are gonna be munching on rat and you're gonna be like...

01:16:14.000 Tim was right the whole time.

01:16:16.000 Our hair is going to be falling out from the radiation.

01:16:18.000 Speaking Russian.

01:16:20.000 And Chinese. 0.90

01:16:20.000 A mix. 0.90

01:16:22.000 Russianese.

01:16:24.000 You can plant dry beans from the grocery store.

01:16:26.000 I never really thought that through, but that's awesome.

01:16:29.000 You can eat them or plant them.

01:16:31.000 Now you're just rubbing it in.

01:16:32.000 So now you have a garden.

01:16:34.000 We're wasting an endless supply of beans.

01:16:36.000 We got a lot of beans.

01:16:37.000 We can eat Danny's crypto portfolio.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, that's gonna be very useful in the end of times.

01:16:43.000 It's crazy to think, you know, if you go to certain higher-end restaurants, they're often out of things because they're hard to come by.

01:16:51.000 And we've... Every time I go there and ask for a hot dog, they're always out of it.

01:16:56.000 Well, there's a steakhouse nearby and it's like, they were out of a certain steak, they're like, oh we don't have this meat, we don't have that meat, it's hard to get, it's really expensive, the prices are going up.

01:17:04.000 You can't afford it.

01:17:05.000 But we're so luxurious in the United States that we don't even think twice about going into a local diner and saying, for breakfast I want like a sirloin, top sirloin with scrambled eggs, and they're like, yup, no problem.

01:17:18.000 And there are countries where getting protein is unheard of.

01:17:21.000 So it's just so, like Americans. 0.98

01:17:23.000 Totally, you get that for 10 bucks, yeah.

01:17:26.000 And that's why they keep saying you'll own nothing and you'll be happy, because they're like, time to eat some bugs, dude.

01:17:30.000 And for me?

01:17:31.000 Well, I mean, for most people, they do own nothing.

01:17:34.000 So that won't change very much.

01:17:37.000 There's an idea of 15 years ago, people used to own houses.

01:17:42.000 People don't really own houses anymore.

01:17:44.000 But this is because we've been taken over by oligarchs.

01:17:46.000 No, for real.

01:17:47.000 You know, so I talk about wealth inequality every so often because I think it's a big problem.

01:17:51.000 And there's, you know, it's a very common trope on the right where it's like relatively dismissive of it.

01:17:57.000 It's not an issue.

01:17:57.000 It doesn't come up as often.

01:17:58.000 Yeah.

01:17:59.000 But when you have a small handful of ultra wealthy elites, what they do is like almost every time they buy up as much property as they can because property is mandatory.

01:18:07.000 Well, that's happening now, yeah.

01:18:09.000 Exactly.

01:18:09.000 So, when I visited Ukraine, we saw this.

01:18:11.000 It's the new rush.

01:18:12.000 I was looking at lofts in Ukraine in, like, 2013, and the prices were comparable to, like, a house in America.

01:18:19.000 And I asked my Ukrainian friend, how is that possible?

01:18:21.000 And she was like, it's a bunch of billionaire oligarchs who own everything. 1.00

01:18:23.000 They own everything.

01:18:24.000 Yeah, they just have to park their money just all over the world.

01:18:26.000 And so they trade amongst each other, but I was told, but the rent is only, like, 50 bucks a month.

01:18:30.000 And I'm like, so it's a 300- So they take hits on them.

01:18:30.000 Yeah.

01:18:33.000 No, not really.

01:18:34.000 It's like, The building should be worth it.

01:18:37.000 Well, they just want to own the asset.

01:18:38.000 They don't care about the cash flow.

01:18:39.000 I'm just saying that, well, that's what I meant by, you can't, however you want to look at it,

01:18:43.000 if you're paying more than.

01:18:45.000 Only other oligarchs can buy it. 0.92

01:18:47.000 So they just talk amongst themselves like, oh yeah, it's 321, okay, fine.

01:18:51.000 And then foreign investors, that's the other thing too.

01:18:53.000 The oligarchs know, we'll put the price comparable to the West because Westerners who want to get property 1.00

01:18:57.000 in here will have to pay it.

01:18:59.000 We own it all.

01:18:59.000 It's ours.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, it's happening now with these companies buying up.

01:19:02.000 I mean, New York City has tons of like some of the most expensive properties are owned by Russian oligarchs.

01:19:08.000 Wow.

01:19:09.000 Yeah, there's a lot there's like I've been seeing stuff where a bunch of these places are going up for sale because you know, like Roman Abramovich.

01:19:15.000 He's like one of the big ones and he's selling he owns Chelsea.

01:19:18.000 He's been like the big owner of Chelsea.

01:19:19.000 And he's like, I have to sell it.

01:19:20.000 He's selling Chelsea because of all this whole war.

01:19:23.000 He's just like, I have to get rid of it.

01:19:23.000 Wow.

01:19:24.000 I can't keep any selling.

01:19:25.000 And who can buy it?

01:19:26.000 Oh, someone will buy it.

01:19:27.000 Oh, BlackRock.

01:19:28.000 BlackRock will take out a hundred billion dollar loan and then buy a bunch of houses.

01:19:28.000 A big firm?

01:19:32.000 There'll be a lineup to buy that.

01:19:35.000 There's no shortage of American billionaires.

01:19:38.000 I don't get it how a company can take out a billion dollar loan of funny money and then just own now the properties theirs because the funny money said so.

01:19:46.000 I don't believe the funny money.

01:19:47.000 What do you mean?

01:19:48.000 They take out Federal Reserve loans, which is just basically fiat, fake money.

01:19:51.000 It's faith-based money.

01:19:52.000 And then they buy hard assets.

01:19:54.000 They do Federal Reserve loans.

01:19:55.000 I don't think they take it directly from the Fed.

01:19:57.000 They take it from a bank that took it from the Fed.

01:19:59.000 Yeah, but they don't take it at zero percent.

01:20:02.000 I don't know.

01:20:04.000 But Ian, this is how banking works.

01:20:08.000 This is how banking works.

01:20:10.000 When I swipe my credit card, the money just blinks into existence.

01:20:10.000 It's crazy.

01:20:13.000 And then I got to pay.

01:20:14.000 And these big companies have so much assets to take loans out on that they can take huge loans out and then buy the assets and then sell them back next year for double the price.

01:20:22.000 I mean, all of this is just based on the fact that, you know, the U.S.

01:20:26.000 You can only do this in America.

01:20:27.000 Yeah, it's funny money.

01:20:28.000 It's the federal fiat currency.

01:20:30.000 And they know it, dude.

01:20:32.000 Look, you guys had your cash out earlier.

01:20:35.000 You can take that cash and go spend that in any city in the world, pretty much.

01:20:39.000 Other than the ones like North Korea where it's illegal or whatever.

01:20:42.000 You can't do that with any other currency.

01:20:45.000 You go anywhere on this planet and say, here's a $5 American bill.

01:20:47.000 They go, yeah, that's as good as anything.

01:20:50.000 You're saying I can't go and pay my tab in London with an Ethiopian franc?

01:20:55.000 Go try and pay it with a $20 Canadian bill and just the look they're gonna give you when you're out.

01:21:00.000 So here's what happens.

01:21:03.000 I've traveled to maybe like 35 to 40 countries and I've asked this a lot and the response I usually get like when I go to Morocco and I'm like, will you take US dollars?

01:21:10.000 They'll go...

01:21:13.000 Okay, I guess.

01:21:14.000 Because they gotta go exchange it.

01:21:15.000 But they're like, meh, fine, you know, I'll take it.

01:21:18.000 You go, you do the opposite, you get like, you know, a bowl of Ar Fuerte from Venezuela in your garbage bag, and you bring it to a Dunkin Donuts, and you slam 300 pounds of cash into one donut, and they're like, sir, get out of here, what are you doing, we're calling the cops.

01:21:29.000 They won't, it's just toilet paper to them.

01:21:30.000 Depends on where, yeah.

01:21:32.000 Yeah, you're not gonna... Bro, when I came back from Venezuela, we had big garbage bags of cash.

01:21:37.000 And so... Did you really bring them?

01:21:38.000 We didn't bring the full garbage bags, but we had massive stacks.

01:21:41.000 Take them to the strip club? 0.99

01:21:43.000 No, no, we just... I turned the cash in, it was... Go-go usher style?

01:21:47.000 Yo, yo, check it out.

01:21:47.000 Usher bucks?

01:21:48.000 No, you bring the gun with the... Yeah, the gun with the Venezuela.

01:21:51.000 They give us petty cash.

01:21:52.000 Oh gosh, it's petty to me.

01:21:54.000 on day to day stuff.

01:21:55.000 Oh gosh, it's petty to me.

01:21:56.000 Sure.

01:21:57.000 So we arrive in Venezuela and I'm like, how do we do it?

01:21:58.000 And they're like, you can't, it's illegal, you can't.

01:22:00.000 The official exchange rate was like $1 with 7, but they were like, that's insane, because

01:22:04.000 it's actually like 70.

01:22:05.000 So a guy smuggled in money.

01:22:08.000 You need 70 bills per dollar.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:22:10.000 So we had garbage bags filled with money and we'd have to pull out huge stacks and literally

01:22:17.000 pay at a restaurant.

01:22:18.000 Like, pfft.

01:22:19.000 It's crazy in that hyperinflationary environment too because those people, there's no such thing as savings.

01:22:24.000 It's like you have to spend the money instantly.

01:22:26.000 This has happened now, man.

01:22:27.000 The moment you get it, it's like you spend it.

01:22:28.000 Well, that's why you gotta have it on swords.

01:22:30.000 Well, honestly, but the moment, because tomorrow that loaf of bread is like five stacks of money instead of four stacks of money.

01:22:36.000 Have you guys been watching Sword Futures?

01:22:40.000 Through the roof.

01:22:42.000 Do you see actually Venezuela that Biden's now trying to fix the oil stuff by buying oil from Venezuela?

01:22:42.000 Four or five swords.

01:22:48.000 Desperation, man.

01:22:49.000 And, you know, I'm just imagining like Maduro is like sitting in his office and he's got like his belly hanging out.

01:22:49.000 Yikes.

01:22:55.000 He's eating empanadas and like the phone rings and it's Biden.

01:22:57.000 And he's like, it's Joe Biden.

01:23:01.000 They're like, oh, like everyone's sitting around.

01:23:02.000 He picks the phone up.

01:23:03.000 He's like, yes.

01:23:04.000 And Joe's like, Come on, man.

01:23:06.000 We really need some oil, man.

01:23:07.000 And then he's like, let's negotiate.

01:23:07.000 We're hurting here.

01:23:10.000 Call me the tin man, because I need to be oiled, pal.

01:23:13.000 They're all cheering and celebrating.

01:23:14.000 We finally won.

01:23:15.000 Oil me!

01:23:16.000 Yeah, oil me.

01:23:18.000 He goes, who is this?

01:23:19.000 Oil me!

01:23:20.000 Hello?

01:23:21.000 It says White House on my phone.

01:23:23.000 Oil me!

01:23:25.000 Nah, just kidding, man.

01:23:26.000 It's your old friend Joe.

01:23:28.000 No, he's sitting in a wheelchair.

01:23:29.000 Smile, man.

01:23:30.000 With a blanket on his lap.

01:23:32.000 They're like, what?

01:23:34.000 Oil!

01:23:35.000 And they're like, oh, it's Joe.

01:23:36.000 It's Joe.

01:23:37.000 Joey.

01:23:38.000 It's your old pal Joe the oil man.

01:23:38.000 It's the oil man.

01:23:40.000 I love when they announce that they're gonna be like, they've done this a couple of times.

01:23:43.000 We're releasing strategic reserves.

01:23:45.000 And it's like, we're gonna be releasing, you know, 10 million barrels.

01:23:47.000 And it's like, dude, that's a day.

01:23:48.000 Yeah.

01:23:49.000 He said 60 million barrels, three days worth of oil.

01:23:51.000 Yeah.

01:23:52.000 Do you think he's just going by, uh, by didn't do nothing?

01:23:55.000 What do you think gas is going to hit?

01:24:00.000 1150 a gallon.

01:24:01.000 I think it'll be hit 1150 before people go insane.

01:24:03.000 You know, I just started seeing revolts.

01:24:05.000 I just, I just went out.

01:24:06.000 I bought a couple Teslas just to make sure, you know, we'll keep someone in the garage.

01:24:10.000 I'm kidding.

01:24:11.000 You don't have a Tesla?

01:24:12.000 Yeah.

01:24:12.000 I do have a Tesla.

01:24:13.000 But I was thinking about buying a couple Teslas.

01:24:13.000 Okay.

01:24:16.000 I bought some Teslas.

01:24:17.000 You bought one?

01:24:18.000 No.

01:24:19.000 Do you have a Tesla?

01:24:20.000 I do have one.

01:24:22.000 I'm allowed to have one, Ryan.

01:24:27.000 I don't know.

01:24:27.000 All this stuff is funny.

01:24:28.000 This is why I bought the Tesla.

01:24:29.000 No joke.

01:24:30.000 So, I bought it, I think, how long ago?

01:24:32.000 A year and a half ago, maybe?

01:24:32.000 Was it a year?

01:24:34.000 No, it was one year ago, I think.

01:24:35.000 One year ago.

01:24:36.000 Could you get Elon on Timco?

01:24:38.000 I'd love to.

01:24:39.000 But I specifically was telling people, like, I think I'm going to go buy a Tesla right now, specifically because I think gas is going to go nuts.

01:24:46.000 And I was talking about it all last year for a variety of reasons.

01:24:48.000 Now, here we are.

01:24:49.000 They're saying gas is higher than it's ever been.

01:24:51.000 It's like $7 in L.A.

01:24:53.000 County.

01:24:54.000 And now the average is like $4.50, I think.

01:24:56.000 And they're saying it's going to get worse because all of this happening with gas happened before the banning of Russian oil imports.

01:25:01.000 Joe Biden is so desperate.

01:25:02.000 He's asking Venezuela for help.

01:25:04.000 It's a perfect storm.

01:25:05.000 What about buying a bunch of gas and just having it all stored in your lawn?

01:25:09.000 Someone did that in Chicago when I was a kid.

01:25:11.000 They took a bunch of 50-gallon drums and they filled it with gasoline and put it in their basement.

01:25:16.000 Because this was back when gas... Accidentally lit a smoke.

01:25:19.000 And then the house exploded.

01:25:20.000 Let me pull it up.

01:25:21.000 So remember when oil went negative?

01:25:26.000 Two years ago?

01:25:26.000 You know what's so crazy is that in the last two years, oil has gone from negative $40 a barrel to up to, I think, what were we at?

01:25:34.000 $150 is what we hit?

01:25:36.000 $140 or something?

01:25:37.000 So it was right when COVID hit and then oil futures, like the April contract or something, literally because demand just disappeared.

01:25:46.000 Like there was like, yeah, nobody's flying, nobody's driving, there's no demand.

01:25:49.000 And so you could straight up, they would pay you Like if you bought an oil contract, which means you actually have to take delivery of a barrel of oil.

01:25:58.000 Like when you buy an oil futures contract, like you're like, yeah, when this expires, you have to go pick up from Cushing, Oklahoma, a barrel of oil.

01:26:05.000 And so normally like, you know, it's $140 right now.

01:26:08.000 You pay $140 and then you go pick it up.

01:26:10.000 They were like, come pick these up.

01:26:12.000 We'll pay you $40.

01:26:14.000 What?

01:26:15.000 To take away.

01:26:16.000 But so then all these people on Reddit were like, how are we gonna, we could probably make like a fortune on this, you know, we just have to store it.

01:26:22.000 But you're like, you can't store crude oil in your garage.

01:26:26.000 It's like the smells that come off of it.

01:26:28.000 And like, you need like, yeah, but you need like real facilities.

01:26:32.000 And there was all these people like scheming Yeah, if it was so easy, they would be doing it.

01:26:36.000 Well, yeah, but first off, you got to go get a truck, go to Cushing, Oklahoma, like show up there, load up and then store it until the... And I'm sure somebody who had everything set up did do that.

01:26:46.000 That's why I should have got Tim for his birthday.

01:26:48.000 Just like a bucket of oil.

01:26:50.000 I'm trying to find the store.

01:26:51.000 I can't find it.

01:26:51.000 It happened too long ago, I guess.

01:26:52.000 But there was some oil trade, somebody was trading oil contracts and then his like account, he had like, you know, $10,000 in account.

01:27:00.000 And then he was, he bought these, uh, he bought oil at one cent a barrel.

01:27:05.000 Cause he goes, it's one cent a barrel.

01:27:07.000 It's like, he didn't realize that it could go negative.

01:27:09.000 He just goes, it's one cent.

01:27:10.000 Can't go below one cent.

01:27:11.000 Right.

01:27:11.000 And then he like logs into his like interactive broker's account and he's like down a million dollars.

01:27:16.000 Oh, wow. 0.99

01:27:17.000 That's some shit I would do. 1.00

01:27:19.000 You know what, though? 0.99

01:27:19.000 But they forgave everybody in that scenario because they were like, you know, we never told anybody that you could go negative. 0.99

01:27:27.000 Like, there's no negative in a brokerage account.

01:27:29.000 You go to zero.

01:27:30.000 Yeah.

01:27:31.000 He just got a wild margin call kind of thing.

01:27:31.000 Right?

01:27:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:33.000 He literally interacted with brokers and called them and go, yo, what's a million dollars?

01:27:36.000 And he's like, what?

01:27:37.000 I don't have a million dollars.

01:27:38.000 And how did you let my account go negative a million?

01:27:40.000 And they go, well, oil is minus $40 a barrel.

01:27:43.000 I'm looking at crude oil costs for oil.

01:27:46.000 Looks like it's like $120 right now.

01:27:48.000 Yeah, so it's $120.

01:27:49.000 It was minus $40.

01:27:50.000 $108 right now.

01:27:52.000 They were paying you to take you off of them.

01:27:53.000 If you would show up and take away a barrel of oil, they would hand you $40.

01:27:56.000 That's because it was going bad, basically.

01:27:58.000 You guys see that video?

01:28:00.000 It's going bad.

01:28:01.000 It goes bad.

01:28:02.000 He's got a big supply.

01:28:03.000 No, no, they were because Trump bought not at minus but around then he bought a bunch and I was listening on the

01:28:07.000 Nelk thing and he was saying he's got a big he filled up the the strategic reserves

01:28:13.000 And he says they keep it in Louisiana and these like mines under the ground

01:28:16.000 Do you guys see that video of the guy pouring gas into his pickup truck?

01:28:19.000 Into the bed He lined the pickup bed with a tarp and he was just pouring it in. 0.98

01:28:25.000 Some good old white trash fun. 1.00

01:28:27.000 People were like, dude, don't do that. 1.00

01:28:28.000 And he was like, shut up.

01:28:29.000 Then he gets in the car and drives and it just like splashes back and forth. 0.78

01:28:33.000 I mean, you've seen when someone does that with like a kiddie pool in there.

01:28:37.000 This one I can pull up.

01:28:38.000 This one I can pull up for sure.

01:28:39.000 Check this out.

01:28:41.000 That's like chemical weapon thing.

01:28:43.000 That's gross.

01:28:44.000 That's toxic. 1.00

01:28:47.000 Wow, that's a stupid humans Yeah, he's actually filling he's filling the bed of his truck, of course, he's got a ponytail It's dripping out This is a human being that guy's a human not this guy's now. 1.00

01:29:01.000 Do you guys understand now? 1.00

01:29:02.000 Yeah, look at that.

01:29:04.000 It's dripping out.

01:29:06.000 What is this?

01:29:08.000 This is a human being. That guy's a human.

01:29:10.000 Now do you guys understand Bill Gates?

01:29:12.000 We gotta say something.

01:29:15.000 I understand how people- why the Romans called people plebeians.

01:29:18.000 Like there was the elite class and then everyone else they called plebeians because they were like, wait till he drives- Is that by LAX?

01:29:24.000 This guy's got a cable access conspiracy podcast that only his aunt listens to.

01:29:24.000 I think so.

01:29:29.000 Just don't let them know what's going on.

01:29:30.000 It is terrifying to think there are people out there like this.

01:29:32.000 I love how this bloody- You're not safe. 0.59

01:29:36.000 You're gonna- you're gonna cause a big accident.

01:29:41.000 What's he gonna do with all that gas?

01:29:43.000 This guy rules.

01:29:46.000 Well I don't think a lit match can go off in liquid gas.

01:29:49.000 the cost.

01:29:50.000 Give me as much gas as I can.

01:29:51.000 Dude, it's not that serious.

01:29:52.000 This guy rules.

01:29:53.000 If somebody throws a lit match in here, it's going to blow.

01:30:01.000 Well I don't think a lit match can go off in liquid gas.

01:30:04.000 No.

01:30:05.000 It's the fumes though.

01:30:06.000 Look at this.

01:30:07.000 It's still going, right?

01:30:08.000 How are they letting him do it?

01:30:09.000 These people need to mind their own business.

01:30:10.000 This guy's rocking.

01:30:12.000 Yeah, they're the Karens.

01:30:12.000 Watch this.

01:30:13.000 You guys ready for this?

01:30:13.000 Watch it move.

01:30:14.000 Watch it move.

01:30:14.000 He's gonna drive.

01:30:15.000 Oh my god!

01:30:16.000 What is he doing?

01:30:18.000 Dude!

01:30:20.000 Watch, watch, watch.

01:30:21.000 Alright, here he goes.

01:30:28.000 It's splashing around.

01:30:30.000 What is she doing?

01:30:32.000 Someone steps on their brakes in front of me.

01:30:34.000 Where is she going with it? 0.92

01:30:35.000 They're following him now?

01:30:36.000 Oh you have to.

01:30:38.000 Well now they've got a high speed pursuit.

01:30:40.000 I know right?

01:30:41.000 Very low speed.

01:30:42.000 Oh! 0.60

01:30:45.000 Tragedy.

01:30:46.000 Dude, that guy's wife told him that he can't take the gas and he's proving her wrong right

01:30:52.000 This is, for those that are just listening, it's a pickup truck full of gas and he turns left and it all just flies out over the right side.

01:31:00.000 These are human beings, man.

01:31:01.000 Dude, that's incredible.

01:31:02.000 And so, you know, what Luke needs to understand, Luke Kudkowski, weird change, he needs to understand, he needs to watch that and then go and read about what Bill Gates' plans are, whatever he thinks they are.

01:31:12.000 Then you understand, Klaus Schwab, you understand these powerful elites.

01:31:15.000 Don't you sympathize with them now, after watching that?

01:31:18.000 Yeah, as a powerful elite, I get it.

01:31:21.000 I get it.

01:31:22.000 The eaters, is that what they call those people?

01:31:24.000 Eaters? 1.00

01:31:25.000 People who just consume stupidly and do dangerous stuff? 0.99

01:31:27.000 I don't know if they actually call them that. 0.99

01:31:29.000 Takers.

01:31:30.000 They're called takers.

01:31:31.000 They don't give, they take.

01:31:33.000 I'd like to see Klaus Schwab do the circuit of all the late night shows, just to be like, hey guys, I'm totally misunderstood.

01:31:38.000 You know, go on Colbert.

01:31:40.000 Oh, that'd be great.

01:31:41.000 In his doom, like his crazy futuristic leather suit.

01:31:44.000 And he's like, I don't want people to die, I just want to take away their fuel so they starve and then There's this book called Ishmael.

01:31:52.000 Alex Jones came in and was talking.

01:31:53.000 It was like, uh, I'm a gorilla murder, you know?

01:31:56.000 And he's talking about like Ishmael.

01:31:57.000 Ishmael is a psychic gorilla. 0.97

01:31:59.000 That's talking to the student.

01:32:00.000 In the book, there's givers and there's takers and humanity is divided amongst them.

01:32:05.000 I think that we're looking at like 99.98% takers in society right now.

01:32:10.000 Just receiving electricity, receiving food, not really providing for the future.

01:32:14.000 Yeah.

01:32:16.000 That guy must've just set a record for the pump.

01:32:19.000 Like that was probably not. 1.00

01:32:20.000 Although, you know, with the price of gas right now, we're the idiots. 1.00

01:32:23.000 Even if you lost half of that, that guy's still ahead. 0.99

01:32:26.000 That guy's honestly listening right now, being like, yo, you know how much I'm up?

01:32:29.000 I have this all sitting in my... He sold it.

01:32:31.000 He drove back to the gas station.

01:32:33.000 He did that every day!

01:32:33.000 He's like, I was doing that every day last year.

01:32:35.000 He drives it from one gas station to another, puts the pump in, and it sucks it back up into their pump, and it reverses the counter, and he's like, I'm gonna change it.

01:32:41.000 Or maybe he's about to open his own, like, kind of artisanal gas station.

01:32:44.000 Oh, he's starting his own gas station.

01:32:46.000 Artisanal?

01:32:48.000 I've been stocking up.

01:32:48.000 America's finest gas.

01:32:50.000 Patriot's gas.

01:32:53.000 We had this bit we wanted to do as a joke about, you know, Bill Gates being mildly inconvenienced.

01:32:58.000 And so that's like, you know, all of the crazy conspiracy ideas people have about him.

01:33:03.000 It's just like... He's on gear, right?

01:33:05.000 He's super ripped.

01:33:06.000 You hear Joe Rogan talking about him?

01:33:08.000 That he's like Joe was saying how ripped Bill Gates is and how healthy he was and how he should be giving everybody medical advice because he's a very healthy individual.

01:33:15.000 I'm kidding.

01:33:16.000 He looks like a guy.

01:33:18.000 It was the opposite actually.

01:33:20.000 It's only a, uh, you know, he's only eaten like a sugary cereal with no milk for all three meals a day.

01:33:28.000 Like he just has like a handful of Count Chocula.

01:33:32.000 Yeah, that's what he's been rocking.

01:33:34.000 There's a lot of sketches.

01:33:36.000 He hasn't touched water in three weeks.

01:33:38.000 He just drinks Gatorade.

01:33:39.000 He likes Gatorade.

01:33:41.000 Did he drink the poo water? 0.91

01:33:42.000 Yeah, he made a waterless toilet.

01:33:44.000 Did you see that one?

01:33:47.000 What they do at a lot of these environmentalist organizations is that the toilet is actually, the top of the seat, like the seat, is a foot pad.

01:33:54.000 And when you sit, the toilet has two levels.

01:33:56.000 It has the seat up top.

01:33:58.000 You sit on the top.

01:33:59.000 Put the upper decker.

01:34:00.000 And, well no, you urinate at the top.

01:34:03.000 And then, you'd go number two, one step down.

01:34:06.000 Flush your number one.

01:34:07.000 With, flush your number, use the number one.

01:34:09.000 Flush your number two.

01:34:10.000 Oh, that's actually kind of smart.

01:34:13.000 For girls, it's probably a little harder. 0.90

01:34:15.000 The seat is a foot pad.

01:34:18.000 It's a double-layer toilet.

01:34:19.000 There's like a seat on top.

01:34:20.000 So you sit on the top, then you go sit on the bottom.

01:34:22.000 Yeah, but the problem is when you're sitting, you go, oh yeah, yeah, it's convenient.

01:34:22.000 It's like a loft.

01:34:27.000 Just sit up there, let out the number one, not the number two.

01:34:30.000 Okay, there's a lot of you.

01:34:32.000 No, I think what you do is... I couldn't hold it!

01:34:36.000 I mean, I'll try.

01:34:37.000 When you gotta go number one, you go on top.

01:34:39.000 When you gotta go one and two, you go on the bottom.

01:34:41.000 And then you're using other people's number one to... And if you're just a freak, you go one low below that.

01:34:46.000 The upper decker.

01:34:50.000 If you're a real freak, you go on the mechanics trolley.

01:34:53.000 Take it into orbit.

01:34:56.000 How about we go to Super Chats?

01:34:57.000 One level below that.

01:34:59.000 When you go to Super Chats.

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01:35:04.000 We're going to have a raucous members-only segment coming up.

01:35:08.000 What is this, guys?

01:35:08.000 Water.

01:35:09.000 Oh, you want water.

01:35:10.000 Over there in the fridge, I think there's a few.

01:35:12.000 Can you grab me one of those dumplings?

01:35:14.000 I don't know if we have these upstairs.

01:35:15.000 There was.

01:35:16.000 There was?

01:35:17.000 Yeah, we have these.

01:35:18.000 Someone asked me what these were, actually.

01:35:19.000 This is a Pneuma Clean Hydration.

01:35:21.000 Those are good.

01:35:22.000 Yeah, get me the chocolate mint one, Ryan.

01:35:22.000 I'm going to get one.

01:35:23.000 You really like those?

01:35:25.000 There's no chocolate mint?

01:35:26.000 No chocolate mint?

01:35:27.000 So this, it's weird.

01:35:28.000 Chocolate mint sports drink?

01:35:29.000 This one's lemonade.

01:35:30.000 It's like coconut water, lemon juice, Himalayan pink salt, stevia, organic cordyceps mushroom extract, and ashwagandha.

01:35:39.000 Luke is a huge fan of the ashwagandha.

01:35:39.000 Oh!

01:35:41.000 I like ashwagandha.

01:35:41.000 I take ashwagandha.

01:35:42.000 It helps you increase testosterone.

01:35:44.000 Oh, excellent.

01:35:45.000 All right.

01:35:45.000 Wow.

01:35:46.000 We're going to have that members only segment coming up and we will unleash these fellas. 1.00

01:35:54.000 Alright, let's read some of your guys' superchats while, uh, you know.

01:36:00.000 Ryan goes and, uh, uses the toilet incorrectly.

01:36:02.000 He's like, Tim was serious about his toilet, right?

01:36:04.000 Use it incorrectly with the Just go pee in the top one he's like Tim Tim was serious

01:36:04.000 He was, yeah.

01:36:10.000 about his toilet, right? Yeah, I'll just do that All right. Let's read. Let's let's read we got

01:36:16.000 What are people saying?

01:36:17.000 Cordyceps?

01:36:18.000 That's what it is, right?

01:36:19.000 Cordyceps.

01:36:20.000 Cordyceps.

01:36:21.000 It's a type of mushroom.

01:36:22.000 Cordyceps.

01:36:24.000 Yeah.

01:36:25.000 All right, we got a whole bunch of people saying, happy birthday.

01:36:28.000 Frost says, happy birthday, Tim.

01:36:29.000 I see the old 690 brewer do a chocolate milk stout.

01:36:32.000 Those are always lovely.

01:36:33.000 You got to try it.

01:36:34.000 Buy yourself as many as you can with this.

01:36:35.000 Thank you very much.

01:36:36.000 We did.

01:36:37.000 Yeah, old 690, we were drinking that at a local brewery for the State of the Union drinking game we did.

01:36:43.000 And they also have a maple walnut stout.

01:36:46.000 Wow.

01:36:46.000 Do we have that in the house?

01:36:47.000 I think it was a stout.

01:36:48.000 I do like the stouts.

01:36:49.000 It's like drinking pancakes.

01:36:52.000 It's like drinking pancakes.

01:36:52.000 Yeah, for real.

01:36:54.000 Those are good?

01:36:54.000 These are good.

01:36:55.000 I like those too.

01:36:57.000 That's better, the mint chocolate one.

01:36:59.000 So what happened was I got sick.

01:37:00.000 I was feeling really messed up.

01:37:02.000 And I wasn't getting better and my whoop was telling me that I was sick and I didn't understand what was going on.

01:37:06.000 It's a whoop.

01:37:07.000 So it's like a health fitness tracker.

01:37:09.000 So I was waking up and it was like, you're not recovered.

01:37:13.000 And I was feeling really sick.

01:37:15.000 Something was wrong with me.

01:37:16.000 And I'm like, this is not a normal sickness.

01:37:19.000 Turns out I was dehydrated.

01:37:20.000 And what I didn't realize, you can't just drink water.

01:37:22.000 I was eating normal food.

01:37:24.000 I was drinking water.

01:37:24.000 But what happened is, water doesn't have the salts you need to retain fluids.

01:37:28.000 So I was just drinking water and just getting rid of it, and so I got dehydrated, and then I had to get saline, and they told me to drink Gatorade.

01:37:36.000 And so I did, and I instantly felt better, and I was like, wow, man, I didn't realize I was dehydrated because I was going to the bathroom, everything felt normal, and you gotta take this stuff seriously, so I bought a bunch.

01:37:44.000 I went to my doctor, and he has a don't say Gatorade law that he just passed.

01:37:48.000 Oh no!

01:37:48.000 So we only drink Powerade at my household.

01:37:50.000 No sugar.

01:37:51.000 So no added sugar.

01:37:52.000 So it's got a little bit of sugar.

01:37:53.000 And that's why I was like, all right, I don't want 50 carbs per Gatorade or whatever.

01:37:57.000 You know, I don't want any of that stuff.

01:37:58.000 Sugar, drink sugar water.

01:38:00.000 We got, we got a happy birthday, Tim.

01:38:00.000 All right, let's read.

01:38:02.000 We got happy effing birthday, Tim.

01:38:03.000 Thank you very much.

01:38:04.000 Everybody's telling me it's my birthday.

01:38:06.000 Yes, I am 36.

01:38:07.000 I am, I am old and I am 36 and people are saying happy birthday.

01:38:10.000 We got another super chat.

01:38:11.000 Seth is happy birthday.

01:38:13.000 Happy, happy birthday.

01:38:14.000 I have not heard you say anything on the crypto bill that Biden is signing.

01:38:18.000 It's a bill?

01:38:19.000 I thought he did an executive order.

01:38:21.000 Yeah, I think it'll only help Bitcoin.

01:38:24.000 I think the government saying they want a digital dollar is going to make Bitcoin stronger.

01:38:27.000 Well, it did.

01:38:27.000 Apparently it went down for a second, but it's coming up now.

01:38:29.000 Well, when he announced it yesterday, it dipped and then it got leaked this morning.

01:38:34.000 And then when the actual details came out... Oh, because people thought it was going to be... Everybody thought it was going to be... I mean, Joe Biden goes, hey, I'm coming out with the crypto executive order.

01:38:42.000 Everybody's like, oh, this is not going to be good.

01:38:44.000 So I bought a bunch of Bitcoin when they announced the SWIFT thing.

01:38:47.000 They were like, Russia's getting booted.

01:38:48.000 I was like, ooh, I better buy some of this.

01:38:50.000 And then it spiked.

01:38:51.000 And then I bought some more again, because I'm just like, you know, I'm really worried about what's going on with the world and the economy.

01:38:57.000 And I'm pretty sure the World Economic Forum types love cryptocurrency.

01:39:00.000 And then it jumped again.

01:39:01.000 Yeah.

01:39:02.000 I mean, I will say the one thing, a real benefit of it is, you know, for all the people who are like refugees or whatever, and you know, you need to pack up all your stuff and go to a different country. 1.00

01:39:11.000 You can literally, if you have Bitcoin, like you can take all your money in your brain.

01:39:15.000 Yeah, if you know- Like, if you know your seed phrase, theoretically, you know, where people in the past would have taken their diamonds and sewn them into their jacket or their gold or whatever, like, you can just take all your money and, in your brain, transport it.

01:39:25.000 Bro, bro, do you know about, like, um, what is it called when there's an escalation between the police and the criminals?

01:39:31.000 I don't know.

01:39:32.000 But you start wearing bulletproof vests, the bad guys start using, you know, armor-piercing bullets.

01:39:37.000 You start driving trucks, they start, you know, using things that can, like, shut down trucks or get inside of them.

01:39:42.000 You start storing your crypto in your brain, they start hacking your...

01:39:45.000 Oh yeah, what is it, Yuval Harari?

01:39:47.000 That's the World Economic Forum guy.

01:39:49.000 He's saying blatantly that we're hacking brains.

01:39:52.000 Isn't that what the neural net thing?

01:39:54.000 Give me your keys! 1.00

01:39:55.000 Bro, you guys are going to plug into Neuralink, same as everybody else.

01:39:58.000 Dude, having a clear brain is going to be so key for the future.

01:40:01.000 You mean me and him like will and you won't kind of thing?

01:40:03.000 I probably will too.

01:40:05.000 People don't realize.

01:40:05.000 I don't know.

01:40:06.000 I thought you were saying, like, look at you two bitches. 1.00

01:40:09.000 Well, you're Canadian, so I figured you'd be a bit more demure. 1.00

01:40:11.000 Look at your sheep! 0.98

01:40:13.000 Just plug your head and comply.

01:40:14.000 You just plug it immediately, it's like... A lot of people are going to say no, for sure.

01:40:20.000 A lot of people who are watching probably will say no, for sure.

01:40:21.000 I think the benefit's probable, but it depends on... You know, there are elements where I'm like, If I plugged in and all of a sudden all my comedy documents are kind of like right there and I could, you know, I could see myself.

01:40:33.000 No, that, you know what I mean?

01:40:34.000 That is, they're saying Apple's going to have a contact lens that'll, that'll straight up, it'll be a contact lens and then it'll be like augmented reality.

01:40:41.000 No, but I won't, I'm not going to, I wouldn't enter it for the coolness.

01:40:46.000 I would enter it for, if I really am like, this is going to make my life so much better.

01:40:49.000 How about this?

01:40:50.000 So if they're going to be looking at my info, I would really have to be like, alright, my life is gonna be so much better.

01:40:56.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:40:58.000 You guys are missing one key component.

01:41:00.000 So first, I don't think, yes, I don't think they're gonna be like forcefully putting chips in people's brains.

01:41:06.000 It's gonna start with kids.

01:41:08.000 Young kids, they're going to ask their parents, and it's not going to be a machine, it's going to be a port.

01:41:13.000 So Neuralink or whatever, they're not going to come out and say we're implanting a computer in your brain we can access.

01:41:17.000 They're going to say it's a port and you don't have to connect anything to it.

01:41:20.000 You can choose what to interface with if you want to.

01:41:23.000 And what will eventually get people is if we get to the point where we can simulate reality in your mind, yo, everybody will do it.

01:41:30.000 And then it'll be like USB in cars where it'll be obsolete.

01:41:32.000 I don't even want that!

01:41:34.000 Sure, but that doesn't interest me.

01:41:36.000 What if you could click a button and live 50 years in an hour?

01:41:41.000 But you are committed to those 50 years of thought and it's actually like living 50 years and then you wake up and it's back to 50 years ago in your room.

01:41:51.000 Sure.

01:41:52.000 It's like a prison sentence on the post.

01:41:53.000 O'Reilly's brother in Oz, that's what happened.

01:41:56.000 Oh, wow.

01:41:57.000 Why would it be mandatory?

01:41:58.000 So, you gotta look at how things are implemented, right?

01:42:00.000 When the iPhone came out, it was revolutionary.

01:42:02.000 And all of a sudden, everybody was like, I want this thing.

01:42:04.000 It's got a camera on it.

01:42:05.000 It's got a GPS on it.

01:42:07.000 They know where you're going and no one cared.

01:42:09.000 They literally track you and spy on you.

01:42:11.000 They can spy on the microphones.

01:42:12.000 It's different than your thoughts, though.

01:42:13.000 Yo, yo, check it out.

01:42:15.000 It is, but people won't think.

01:42:17.000 They won't think you're stealing my thoughts.

01:42:20.000 They'll say, well, yeah, they have access to it, but who's actually looking at my thoughts?

01:42:25.000 How many of your thoughts do you write down?

01:42:28.000 Do you guys know what shadow profiles are?

01:42:31.000 Facebook has a profile on people who never signed up.

01:42:34.000 So if you, Danny, you sign up for Facebook Messenger, It says, hey, can we help you find your friends?

01:42:41.000 And you put yes.

01:42:42.000 It sends all of your phone numbers to Facebook along with all of their names.

01:42:45.000 They see mom 555-1234 and they say, Danny's mom is 555-1234.

01:42:51.000 Someone else signs up and they put sister.

01:42:54.000 And then it says, John's sister is 555-1234.

01:42:57.000 Now they know who your uncle is.

01:42:58.000 Then it'll say Janice, co-worker, and they'll be like, now we know her name's Janice, we know where she works, and they make that profile, and your mom may have never signed up.

01:43:09.000 People don't realize how easy it is to capture all that information.

01:43:13.000 So right now, they know what you're thinking, even though you've never interfaced your brain.

01:43:16.000 For real, like Facebook knows when you have to poop.

01:43:19.000 I'm not exaggerating, I was reading a story about how Facebook actually figured it out because they can track where you go, they know what time you eat because they know where you're at, they know what time you get to work every day, and the AI can basically be like, there's a 97% certainty that this person is going to the bathroom right now.

01:43:33.000 Show them an ad for the Squatty Potty.

01:43:34.000 And they do!

01:43:36.000 So people are just like, how did I get an ad for this TV?

01:43:39.000 It's not because they're listening to what you're saying.

01:43:41.000 It's because they know what you're thinking.

01:43:42.000 Yeah, they're getting so good at predicting.

01:43:44.000 That's like the Cambridge Analytica stuff.

01:43:46.000 Yeah, there was that story about a guy who started seeing mail come in for his daughter about being pregnant in maternity clothes.

01:43:52.000 So he complained.

01:43:53.000 I think it was to Target, I'm not sure.

01:43:54.000 And he was like, why are you sending maternity advertisements to my daughter?

01:43:57.000 And they're like, sir, it's an automated system.

01:43:59.000 If the system detected she was pregnant, they send her the ads.

01:44:01.000 She didn't even know she was pregnant. 1.00

01:44:03.000 She was searching things like weight gain or bloated or vomiting and the algorithm understood those things meant

01:44:08.000 pregnancy and before she realized that They were sending her ads for it. So here's what happened

01:44:12.000 Yeah There's a lot of stuff kids are gonna get these and they're

01:44:15.000 gonna back I don't know what the problem is and you're gonna be like

01:44:17.000 We'll be old guys and they're gonna be like don't you use neural link and they're gonna be walking around seeing

01:44:23.000 crazy stuff And then we're gonna get these like it's gonna be called

01:44:26.000 like master link or whatever And then we're gonna be old people with these weird bulky 0.99

01:44:30.000 external things you put on your neck and we're like I can't figure out how to work the dang widget!

01:44:34.000 And your kid, your grandkid's gonna be like, let me help you, Grandpa.

01:44:37.000 Why don't you get a modern, you know?

01:44:38.000 Put it in your nose, yeah.

01:44:39.000 And you're gonna be like, I don't know, I just like this one.

01:44:41.000 It works.

01:44:42.000 And the buttons are bigger.

01:44:43.000 I would imagine if you interact with someone that has the neural net, they're gonna be tracking your behavior for the company.

01:44:51.000 And then, like, it'll get to a point.

01:44:52.000 So, like, if you look in my eyes and you're in the neural net, the neural net's gonna read my thoughts, because you're looking in my eyes with your net.

01:44:59.000 And then it'll be to the point where, like, we have to do it for defense.

01:45:01.000 You have to always be recording everyone else's thoughts around you or the person's vulnerable.

01:45:06.000 Then it's gonna be like everyone's thoughts are being measured.

01:45:08.000 I'm just saying, people don't realize it, but when you get the option, they're like, how would you like to be a level 90 wizard who can throw fireballs from your hand?

01:45:17.000 Just plug in the Neuralink, enter Skyrim 7, and you are literally feeling and experiencing the battle against the Titans.

01:45:24.000 And there'll be so much to do, you know, so many people for work, it'll just be like mandatory, where you go, you know, the meetings are going to take place in that, and you go, okay, well, you can be the person that says, I don't want to work there.

01:45:35.000 I mean, that is like five years away or less.

01:45:37.000 Well, but maybe not, well, yeah.

01:45:39.000 Because they'll say you can't discriminate, but the person with the net is going to be able to do five times the workload.

01:45:44.000 But you won't even be able to, you won't even be able to enter the, The online meeting board, unless you get on the internet.

01:45:49.000 No, they won't hire you.

01:45:50.000 They're gonna be like, we do require neural link.

01:45:52.000 Is that okay?

01:45:53.000 And people are gonna be like, yeah, sure, it's fine.

01:45:54.000 It'll be their vaccine. 0.74

01:45:55.000 It'll be a discrimination thing, a Supreme Court case, then in 30 years when the first neural linked person is on the Supreme Court is when we're in hell.

01:46:04.000 No, it'll be a states thing where a bunch of states are okay with it.

01:46:07.000 Republicans are like, you can't force people to Neuralink.

01:46:09.000 You gotta learn how to clear your mind.

01:46:10.000 That's key.

01:46:11.000 Meditation, because if they are measuring your thoughts, have no thought.

01:46:15.000 That's the oldest, yeah, that's the only... It comes full circle.

01:46:19.000 So you're saying girls are safe. 1.00

01:46:21.000 Let's grab some more.

01:46:22.000 And Ryan, it's Happy International Women's Day!

01:46:24.000 Let's grab some superchats.

01:46:25.000 Shoutout to all the women. 1.00

01:46:26.000 We got Christina H saying, Happy Birthday Tim!

01:46:28.000 When are the Rage on behalf of the Machine parody songs coming out?

01:46:31.000 P.S.

01:46:31.000 The website is awesome, been a member since pretty much the beginning.

01:46:33.000 Highly recommend to anyone that sees this.

01:46:35.000 Thank you very much.

01:46:37.000 I think maybe you guys should do... THE GAY PARADE! 1.00

01:46:41.000 Rage on behalf of the machine. 0.97

01:46:42.000 Do you guys see what Ethan Klein was saying about me?

01:46:46.000 Yeah, I've seen you guys fighting a bit.

01:46:47.000 Well, I don't tweet at him.

01:46:48.000 I don't care.

01:46:49.000 Oh, no, I did a tweet hahaha in response, but I tweeted Zelensky.

01:46:52.000 He did the red salute, and I don't want to do it, but I was like, I'm not sure if he's supporting communism or Black Lives Matter, and it's like very clearly joking, I think, and Ethan Klein was like, Is that the universal sign?

01:47:03.000 Zalensky is a communist for using the universal sign of resistance and I'm like bro if Walmart is using that sign

01:47:09.000 You're not resisting anything like you're the machine dude, right that you're not resistance. Yeah, so weird. Is that

01:47:14.000 the universal sign?

01:47:15.000 No, it's not the red salute is literally the communist salute

01:47:19.000 Yeah It would be like if someone was like well

01:47:21.000 And I've heard the alt-right people say this that you seem at protests and they'll be like it's not a Nazi salute

01:47:26.000 It's the Roman salute And I'm like, mean the same thing to everybody else.

01:47:29.000 So when the communists do the fist... It's the guy out there being like, no, this is the Buddhist swastika.

01:47:34.000 It's like, sure, but have that argument at every party, at your own peril.

01:47:39.000 All right, let's read some more.

01:47:40.000 We got Rob Maddy says, I'd love to see you have Randall Carlson on to discuss the great floods in Atlantis.

01:47:45.000 Would be nice to get away from the seriousness of the world for a day.

01:47:47.000 Pretty sure Ian would have a blast with him.

01:47:49.000 That would be really fun for like a Friday show where we usually like chill and talk about crazy stuff.

01:47:53.000 Talk about the great flood.

01:47:54.000 It would be good.

01:47:55.000 I do want to refocus people to really, if we really want to come together as a human race about real like problems, comet impacts.

01:48:01.000 You know, they wiped out the human race once before almost, so I don't want it to happen again.

01:48:06.000 Andrew Knapp says, rule of acquisition number one, once you have their money, never give it back.

01:48:11.000 And that's the Ferengi. 1.00

01:48:12.000 Does he work for Blink?

01:48:13.000 Yes.

01:48:14.000 So Blink Fitness, you guys may not know this, but they were actually founded by Ferengi.

01:48:17.000 Are you familiar with the Ferengi?

01:48:19.000 Yeah.

01:48:19.000 In Star Trek, they were a capitalist... The Jews in Star Trek, right?

01:48:23.000 No.

01:48:24.000 I'm Jewish, it's fine.

01:48:25.000 I thought that was the deal.

01:48:27.000 The Ferengi are easily described as a nation or people that abide by caveat emptor.

01:48:33.000 Let the buyer beware.

01:48:34.000 Dude, I love Star Trek The Next Generation.

01:48:39.000 So you've got all these different alien races that discover technology, the humans discover warp technology after a civil war, and then the Vulcans come in.

01:48:47.000 The Ferengi bought it.

01:48:48.000 It's cool.

01:48:49.000 They made this capitalist race and they had a planet.

01:48:51.000 And when people, when traders came, they were like, we want warp drive.

01:48:54.000 So they don't understand the technology all that well.

01:48:56.000 They're an underdeveloped society, but they're really good at

01:48:58.000 haggling, mercantilism and stuff like that.

01:49:00.000 Right, right, right.

01:49:01.000 And they're, and they're, and they basically steal.

01:49:03.000 Like, it sounds like my landlord.

01:49:05.000 Do they have a good perception?

01:49:05.000 Yeah.

01:49:06.000 Is that what it is?

01:49:07.000 Really good hearing or something?

01:49:08.000 And they can like read their other people's deal?

01:49:10.000 I don't know about that, but they have big ears.

01:49:12.000 And then like it's a thing in Star Trek where if you rub their ears it's like erotic or something.

01:49:15.000 Oh my gosh.

01:49:15.000 Oh yeah, I do remember that.

01:49:17.000 But the funny thing is... Well, it's sort of like someone selling the Versace purses.

01:49:17.000 Unforgettable, actually.

01:49:21.000 They don't really know what's going on with the Versace, but they do know what the market value is.

01:49:26.000 They rub my ears.

01:49:27.000 All right, Common Sense says, if the biolabs are harmless, simple labs focused on food, etc., why would the U.S.

01:49:32.000 fear them falling into Russian hands, unless they were bioweapons?

01:49:35.000 That's exactly what I was saying earlier.

01:49:37.000 Because the official statement from the U.S.

01:49:39.000 government was, we did help construct biolabs, Biosafety Level 2 in Ukraine, but it's for food safety.

01:49:45.000 Why, then, would... Well, I suppose it's separate, then, from what the Ukraine is doing. 0.51

01:49:50.000 So this is probably the point.

01:49:53.000 The labs the U.S. 0.89

01:49:54.000 constructed, they're saying they're BSL 2.

01:49:57.000 The labs the U.S. 0.89

01:49:58.000 are concerned about are the BSL-4s, where the Ukraine is working on stuff.

01:50:01.000 But then I have questions about... You know, people have brought this point.

01:50:04.000 Do you really think Ukraine is not getting support from the U.S.

01:50:07.000 for bioweapons research?

01:50:08.000 Like, if Ukraine is building these labs and engaging in this stuff, the U.S. 0.78

01:50:11.000 has got to be involved in some way.

01:50:13.000 Considering they're on the border of Russia?

01:50:15.000 Yeah.

01:50:16.000 Maybe not.

01:50:16.000 Maybe not, though.

01:50:17.000 Crang says, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.

01:50:20.000 Fellas! 1.00

01:50:22.000 It's about time we got a podcast just for boys, you know what I mean?

01:50:25.000 Yeah, I've been saying that forever.

01:50:26.000 I mean, they've had all the murder podcasts for girls, now there's one for boys.

01:50:29.000 Isn't it weird that women love murder podcasts? 1.00

01:50:31.000 Yeah, it's a little creepy.

01:50:33.000 Why is that?

01:50:34.000 I don't know if you know this, but this is a tip for Women's Day too, that women are most likely to be murdered by their husbands, which is why you should never marry a chick to keep her safe. 0.98

01:50:45.000 So even if it's been 10, 15 years and her parents are pressuring you, your parents are pressuring you, I would never do that to her.

01:50:51.000 And even if you do propose, then go to the store, get milk, never come back.

01:50:55.000 Life is important.

01:50:56.000 The more you know.

01:50:57.000 Freedom over safety.

01:51:00.000 A lot of people saying happy birthday, so I really do appreciate it.

01:51:03.000 Your freedom, her safety.

01:51:03.000 Happy birthday.

01:51:04.000 That's right.

01:51:06.000 All right.

01:51:07.000 What do we got here?

01:51:08.000 Chris Stark says, if you go to the partners page on the weforum.org, you'll find that all of the companies that pull out of Ukraine are with the World Economic Forum.

01:51:15.000 Also is BlackRock and Blackstone, as well as Cisco.

01:51:19.000 Very interesting.

01:51:20.000 Creepy.

01:51:21.000 The thong song guy?

01:51:22.000 Yeah, Cisco.

01:51:23.000 The Thongsong guy. 0.99

01:51:23.000 It's right. 0.99

01:51:24.000 You can't listen to Thongsong in Russia anymore. 0.99

01:51:27.000 No, Cisco is like the biggest supplier of food, I think.

01:51:30.000 Oh, not the Cisco Systems?

01:51:31.000 Oh, it might be Cisco Systems.

01:51:33.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:51:34.000 It's the wrong... I'm thinking of the food thing.

01:51:34.000 Oh, yeah, right, right, right.

01:51:36.000 You know what's crazy, though, is that, like, when you go to a diner, the food is almost always identical because it's one company that supplies them with all their, you know, all their ingredients.

01:51:44.000 Really?

01:51:45.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

01:51:45.000 Like that Cisco.

01:51:47.000 The other Cisco is like S-Y-S or something.

01:51:49.000 This one is Cisco C-I-S.

01:51:52.000 Maybe the conspiracy is that they're actually one company working together on our food and security.

01:51:58.000 All right.

01:51:59.000 Adam S. says, Tim, Monero is the future, not Bitcoin.

01:52:01.000 You said it was tracked with the Bitfinex hackers, but not true.

01:52:04.000 It was not necessarily to track Monero to catch them.

01:52:07.000 I would elaborate, but superchats are too short.

01:52:09.000 The feds claim they were able to see their Monero accounts, basically what they did, and they knew where the money was going.

01:52:14.000 Maybe not true.

01:52:15.000 Maybe they lied.

01:52:16.000 I did eat some local honey.

01:52:18.000 It doesn't do anything.

01:52:19.000 of my life until I started eating until I started eating about five years ago

01:52:19.000 Oh, I've done that too.

01:52:22.000 local raw honey it will save your life Jamie from Hillsborough Oregon I I did

01:52:27.000 eat some local honey it doesn't do anything like I get oh I've done that too

01:52:30.000 you know when I was time every year I get as soon as the trees just you know

01:52:34.000 and all the cars are covered It's like flu symptoms.

01:52:37.000 But it's like, it's, it's, it's the same.

01:52:40.000 I don't get any sicker or less sick.

01:52:42.000 It's just like instantly I'm sick.

01:52:43.000 And then eventually it just stops.

01:52:45.000 There's a day every year where the trees, all the pollen is just released.

01:52:49.000 I was up in Cypress Hill above the tree line, and one day, my windows were open, and all this yellow pollen came flying through, covering all my surfaces.

01:52:57.000 Maybe that was today or yesterday.

01:52:58.000 My grandmother told me a story.

01:52:59.000 She had bad asthma, and she lived in, I think, Russia, and she said there was a month every year, because it was before allergy medications, a month every year she had to go to the Black Sea, because she's like, I couldn't really live where I lived.

01:53:12.000 National Women's Day.

01:53:13.000 Allergy medicine doesn't do anything.

01:53:14.000 I have the same thing with you.

01:53:15.000 I don't get stuffed up.

01:53:16.000 I only get itchy eyes.

01:53:17.000 That's it.

01:53:18.000 My eyes were itching like crazy last night.

01:53:20.000 Yeah, dude.

01:53:21.000 Can't sleep.

01:53:22.000 Benadryl does work, though.

01:53:24.000 Yeah, I'll let you out.

01:53:27.000 I took a couple different allergy medicines.

01:53:28.000 Eat no bread.

01:53:29.000 It worked a little bit.

01:53:30.000 Cut the bread and sugar out.

01:53:31.000 Try hydrating.

01:53:32.000 The only thing that I found of everything I've tried that worked is the Benadryl.

01:53:36.000 You know what?

01:53:37.000 I tried eating Papa John's and it didn't work.

01:53:40.000 I had a bunch of pizzas for my birthday and it didn't work.

01:53:44.000 You ate all that bread?

01:53:45.000 Didn't stop your allergies?

01:53:47.000 Yeah, for some reason I felt worse.

01:53:49.000 Danny's eyes are always crying a little bit and I say it's because of inflation.

01:53:54.000 Yeah, and I've been right this whole time!

01:53:56.000 We've been making that joke for five years!

01:53:59.000 Yeah, you're right, now it is!

01:54:00.000 Chickens are coming home to roost, Ryan!

01:54:03.000 All right, check this out Paul Wallace says MIT is now polymerizing a material in two dimensions Stronger than steel and light as plastic can be used in everything super cheap to make tell me about it.

01:54:13.000 Maybe we'll make We'll make lighter-than-air vessels that don't that are not powered.

01:54:19.000 So like Ian was mentioning like an aerogel Like a gigantic aerogel, but if you were inside of it it would be But if it's really, really big, it'll displace the air to the point where the air pressure pushes it up.

01:54:32.000 So it can lift you.

01:54:33.000 So look at tankers, right?

01:54:35.000 Is that possible?

01:54:37.000 Look how big tankers are. 0.86

01:54:38.000 How do they stay floating when they weigh like hundreds or thousands of tons?

01:54:42.000 What does a tanker weigh?

01:54:42.000 Thousands of tons?

01:54:44.000 Tens of thousands?

01:54:45.000 Yeah, tens of thousands.

01:54:46.000 cities man because they can't displace the water it's like even though they're

01:54:50.000 massively heavy they're too they're too they also have water in the sealed in

01:54:54.000 the hall I know that because we watched one of those the Netflix with the the

01:54:58.000 cocaine f1 guy yeah you guys it is ballast yeah the guy who was like a big

01:55:03.000 f1 he was like or not f1 he was an IndyCar driver who was also this giant

01:55:07.000 cocaine smuggler and he would do it in that compartment and it's full at the

01:55:11.000 bottom of the boats full so you can have a vehicle that's heavier than air but

01:55:15.000 because it's so it's so it's like not dense to a certain degree as long as

01:55:19.000 rigid enough and strong enough for you to stand on It would be so wide that it wouldn't be able to push enough air out of the way and the air would lift it up.

01:55:27.000 It would float.

01:55:28.000 And you'd float to the top of the atmosphere, basically.

01:55:29.000 There's these hydrogels.

01:55:31.000 They're working on all these cool metamaterials where they'll take like aerogel, which is lighter, almost as light as air, if not lighter, and then they'll take hammer and they'll just smash it and machine it.

01:55:39.000 It's super strong.

01:55:41.000 So I'd imagine you can make chambers out of that and then vacuum them out and create some sort of buoyancy.

01:55:46.000 Beautiful Bacon says, if there is any sword that is destined to be used to cut grass, it is the Master Sword.

01:55:51.000 Yeah, I was thinking about sharpening it.

01:55:53.000 We got it from a mall.

01:55:54.000 We probably need to redo the hilt and everything and like actually make it out of wood.

01:55:58.000 I wonder if we can stick it into a stone and then like solidify it.

01:56:01.000 And leave it in the woods.

01:56:02.000 See if someone can pull it.

01:56:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:56:04.000 We need to put it in there.

01:56:06.000 So, the idea I had was to use a magnet, and then make it so that if you know where to push down, it releases it so you can pull it out in front of people, and then put it back in and release the paddle, and then they walk up and they can't remove it.

01:56:16.000 Okay.

01:56:16.000 It's like, only you, only you are worthy.

01:56:18.000 Uh-huh.

01:56:19.000 Or like a hook or something in there that hooks it.

01:56:21.000 Something where it's just like... Well, then they would see the hole and they'd be like, oh, there's a thing in there.

01:56:23.000 Yeah, the magnet.

01:56:24.000 But you just do it, you do a really strong magnet, you can't pull it out.

01:56:26.000 That'd be fun.

01:56:27.000 It would be fun and funny.

01:56:28.000 Fun for kids.

01:56:29.000 says, honey is a natural antiseptic.

01:56:29.000 C.S.

01:56:31.000 Happy birthday.

01:56:32.000 It is.

01:56:33.000 We also bought a lot of honey.

01:56:34.000 And for some reason, Ian bought a lot of vinegar.

01:56:36.000 Dude, honey and vinegar. 0.96

01:56:38.000 Good combo.

01:56:39.000 Dude, when I was recovering from COVID, I took a huge scoop of honey and I just ate it.

01:56:43.000 And it was like the most magical taste I've ever had of honey.

01:56:46.000 And then I took another scoop and it was like, no, no, that's too much honey.

01:56:49.000 Too much sugar.

01:56:51.000 Shocked.

01:56:52.000 All right, Crimson7 says, Tim can't buy a subscription for TimCast.com because I did that four months ago.

01:56:56.000 Yeah, thank you very much.

01:56:57.000 Happy birthday, and thank you guys for all that you do.

01:57:01.000 I'll mention too, for anybody having any issues, just email members at TimCast.com.

01:57:04.000 We are absolutely working our hardest to make sure everyone's getting their issues resolved.

01:57:08.000 We're trying to, I don't want to say too much for security reasons, but we're working on a resilience and security program.

01:57:15.000 And we'll give a shout out to the people that we're working with once we have it all configured.

01:57:19.000 But basically, the goal is to be uncancellable.

01:57:21.000 And so this means we're like building out systems that might cause bugs sometimes.

01:57:25.000 But we have to do it.

01:57:26.000 You have to do it.

01:57:26.000 Otherwise, you know, one day you wake up and your bank's closed or something.

01:57:29.000 The average weight of a cargo ship is about 10,000 tons from World War Two.

01:57:34.000 How does that float?

01:57:35.000 Well, it's like it's wide, so it can't push enough water out of the way.

01:57:38.000 So the water pushes it back up.

01:57:39.000 And average weight of my ex-wife? 1.00

01:57:42.000 Exactly the same.

01:57:43.000 You have an ex-wife?

01:57:45.000 I was just trying to mix it up from my Danny's Mom's jokes.

01:57:49.000 It's getting late.

01:57:51.000 I wanted to give people some of the street-ish. 0.98

01:57:53.000 Some of that good old-fashioned street jokes.

01:57:55.000 Dan C says, Tim, if you're looking for more swords, check out Skologrim.

01:58:00.000 People send him medieval weapons to review on his channel all the time, and he's always trying to get rid of all the swords he has.

01:58:05.000 Oh, interesting.

01:58:06.000 That's cool.

01:58:07.000 Yeah, super cool.

01:58:08.000 We're going to have like a cool sword room or something.

01:58:12.000 You know.

01:58:13.000 Mary Berthmist says, Brownie Ninja.

01:58:14.000 Thank you very much for the Mary Berthmist.

01:58:17.000 Raymond G. Stanley Jr.

01:58:18.000 says, this is a live stand-up comedy from BoyzCast.

01:58:20.000 Thank you.

01:58:21.000 That it is.

01:58:22.000 The BoyzCast in the house. 0.98

01:58:24.000 Performer of the hit new single, Brian Stelter is a sex machine. 0.98

01:58:28.000 He's a sexy man. 0.97

01:58:29.000 Nate says, bock bock, bock bock, bark, bock bock, that is all.

01:58:33.000 If you go to Chicken City, we have Chicken City Live, and I will tell you this, if you go to Chicken City on YouTube and subscribe, periodically you'll hear me screaming.

01:58:43.000 24 hours a day?

01:58:44.000 Well, so, uh, 24 hours.

01:58:45.000 You stream at 24 hours a day?

01:58:47.000 It's Chicken City, bro!

01:58:49.000 The chickens are alive 24 hours a day.

01:58:51.000 It's a reality show, man.

01:58:51.000 Really?

01:58:52.000 Yo, you're missing out.

01:58:53.000 So there's, check it out, check it out.

01:58:55.000 Drama.

01:58:55.000 How many viewers does it have at any given time?

01:58:57.000 It's got 14 right now.

01:58:58.000 I'm looking at it.

01:58:59.000 Chicken City livestream.

01:59:00.000 It's pitch black right now.

01:59:02.000 Love it.

01:59:02.000 And we have over 4,000 subs.

01:59:04.000 And today we hit like 120 or something views.

01:59:06.000 Never doesn't stream.

01:59:07.000 Well, it's only gone up a few days ago.

01:59:09.000 So, check this out, check this out.

01:59:09.000 That's funny.

01:59:10.000 So, Roberto, right?

01:59:11.000 He's the rooster.

01:59:12.000 Well, he has a kid, Roberto Jr., with Kareena.

01:59:14.000 So, sometimes you catch him doing it?

01:59:15.000 Well, yeah, but check this out.

01:59:17.000 So, Roberto Jr.

01:59:18.000 sees Dorothy, and he's thinking to himself, like, hmm, you know, but that's one of Roberto's harem, right?

01:59:24.000 So, Roberto Jr.

01:59:25.000 runs over and chases Dorothy, who's like, no, and Roberto Jr.

01:59:29.000 won't take no for an answer, so he jumps on top of her.

01:59:32.000 Roberto screams, like, ehhh!

01:59:34.000 runs over, Roberto Jr. runs away scared.

01:59:34.000 Wow.

01:59:34.000 So it's getting wild.

01:59:37.000 Roberto then looks at Dorothy and jumps on her after him, because he's like, you don't get to, I do this.

01:59:43.000 Roberto Jr. jump kicks Roberto, knocking him off the head, and then he runs away.

01:59:48.000 Dude, if you have not watched Chicken City.

01:59:49.000 It's getting wild.

01:59:50.000 Dude, it's like Game of Thrones.

01:59:51.000 It's like Game of Thrones.

01:59:52.000 So does someone have to go through and pick the good parts?

01:59:57.000 Do we just live stream it?

01:59:58.000 No, but how do you know that happened?

01:59:58.000 Is this it?

02:00:00.000 Did you catch that or did someone tell you?

02:00:01.000 We're posting it and they were like, dude, look at this.

02:00:01.000 People clipped it.

02:00:03.000 And then there's other stuff where you can see one of the chickens will walk up to Roberto and peck at his waddle because it's dirty and groom him and clean him or whatever.

02:00:10.000 So there's some emotion, you know what I mean?

02:00:12.000 There's a lot going on over there.

02:00:13.000 Yeah, the drama, the game.

02:00:14.000 A bit of a will they, won't they.

02:00:16.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:00:17.000 This is the second time in two days that the power must be flickering, I think.

02:00:20.000 It doesn't like you talking about the chickens.

02:00:21.000 Yeah.

02:00:22.000 Yeah.

02:00:22.000 Chicken City on YouTube, man.

02:00:23.000 So we're working on the night vision cameras.

02:00:25.000 We have them already.

02:00:26.000 We have in New York.

02:00:27.000 I might do a Rat City. 0.96

02:00:29.000 Shout out to everyone coming to the Chicken City live stream.

02:00:31.000 What's up, everybody?

02:00:33.000 Just film.

02:00:34.000 I just put a GoPro in the subway.

02:00:37.000 Just put out your window.

02:00:38.000 There goes one.

02:00:39.000 Shout out to Terry O in the Chicken City livestream chat.

02:00:42.000 What's up, dudes?

02:00:44.000 The next season of Chicken City, we got 56 babies about to hatch.

02:00:47.000 Right.

02:00:47.000 And so what we'll try to do is we'll try to get a livestream on the babies as they're hatching for Chicken City, which is in like a week.

02:00:54.000 Just get a wild, you know, get a wild animal, put like a wolverine and just have like massacre at Chicken City.

02:00:59.000 The animals won't come over here though because, so here's the thing I want to mention.

02:01:03.000 If you're listening to Chicken City, like at some point during the day, where I work, there's a window and I can see Chicken City.

02:01:09.000 So I'll open the window and just yell at the chickens, because I know people are listening in the stream.

02:01:13.000 But then the other day... What do you yell?

02:01:15.000 Give it to her! 1.00

02:01:16.000 No, I yelled, uh... Hattaboy Roberto!

02:01:19.000 I yelled, uh... Roberto, oh, oh!

02:01:22.000 No, I yelled, Roberto, keep it down, because he kept yelling.

02:01:25.000 Show her that Roberto face! 0.98

02:01:26.000 I yelled, hey Roberto, you're a chicken. 0.97

02:01:28.000 Yeah? 0.96

02:01:29.000 But here's a funny thing.

02:01:29.000 Wait, do you hear Roberto at 6 in the morning?

02:01:31.000 Oh, yes.

02:01:32.000 4.30.

02:01:32.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:01:33.000 He just never stops.

02:01:34.000 I hear Roberto.

02:01:35.000 All day.

02:01:36.000 He's just... And his brother, his son, or whatever he is.

02:01:38.000 Oh, so you get woken up.

02:01:40.000 The son's like... That's the junior.

02:01:43.000 Yeah, junior.

02:01:44.000 So they compete with each other.

02:01:46.000 And they were yelling so much, their voices started cracking.

02:01:48.000 And I'm like, oh, dude, like, this is getting... We're gonna have to, like, separate them or something.

02:01:52.000 But I was yelling, and Dingo, the dog, was outside.

02:01:56.000 And he, like, watches me as I'm yelling, and then I close the window, and I go back to work, and I have Chicken City open.

02:02:01.000 And then, like, a minute later, I see him, like, you know, I look out the window, and I see him, and he goes, and I'm like, that was the dog saying, what the f was that?

02:02:09.000 Like, opens the window and just yells, like, what's going on, huh?

02:02:13.000 But he pees on the chicken coop, which is really good.

02:02:15.000 It keeps all the predators away.

02:02:16.000 Oh, that's good.

02:02:17.000 So the chickens don't even realize how good they have it, man.

02:02:19.000 They don't even know.

02:02:20.000 For all we know, we're in Human City right now, and people are watching us.

02:02:24.000 They almost figured it out.

02:02:25.000 The predators are trying to get in our brains.

02:02:28.000 All right, everybody, here's what we're gonna do.

02:02:29.000 We're gonna go film that members-only segment.

02:02:30.000 So head over to TimCast.com, become a member, and help support our work.

02:02:34.000 In the meantime, because that's gonna be live at 11 p.m., head over to YouTube.com.

02:02:38.000 Well, actually, do you know what the URL is?

02:02:39.000 Do we have one?

02:02:40.000 I just searched Chicken City on YouTube, and it always comes up.

02:02:43.000 I believe it's patreon.com slash the boys cat. 0.97

02:02:47.000 Unless you're a white immigrant. 0.98

02:02:49.000 Go subscribe to Chicken City.

02:02:50.000 And I'll tell you this, in all seriousness, a lot of people have been commenting that you'll hear like rain, and like birds, and chicken clucking, and it's like nature sounds.

02:02:58.000 A lot of people are like, it's super chill to like lay back and listen to nature noises.

02:03:01.000 Until 4.30 in the morning.

02:03:02.000 Tim's really plugging the new chicken channel.

02:03:06.000 You have no idea.

02:03:07.000 So we need 4,000 public watch hours to monetize the channel.

02:03:12.000 Because once we get super chats, we can create this machine that whenever we get a super chat, it throws like treats, the chickens or something.

02:03:19.000 So it'll like rotate and the treats will come down.

02:03:22.000 So people who are watching can be like, give the money to the chickens and have the richest chickens in the world.

02:03:27.000 And we're gonna, they have these 3D printed arms you put around the chicken's neck and then it gives the chickens little arms and they run around and they're like this when they run.

02:03:34.000 So we'll do that too.

02:03:35.000 Alright everybody, you can follow the show at Timcast IRL.

02:03:38.000 You can follow me at Timcast.

02:03:39.000 Do the boys want to shout anything out?

02:03:41.000 Yeah, the main thing is check out my special that just came out a day ago on my YouTube channel.

02:03:45.000 YouTube.com slash Ryan Long Comedy.

02:03:47.000 White Immigrant is the special, just came out.

02:03:50.000 Yeah, and follow me at Danny Jokes everywhere, and we have The Boys Cast, and then every Tuesday night, live at 9.30, I have a call-in show, Low Value Mail.

02:03:59.000 Where's the call-in?

02:04:00.000 On YouTube.

02:04:01.000 Low Value Mail?

02:04:02.000 Yeah, mail as in M-A-I-L. 0.77

02:04:05.000 I'm iancrosland.net, check me out there, and much love to all you yokels in the Chicken City livestream enjoying the evening.

02:04:12.000 Thank you guys all for tuning in to Human City this evening.

02:04:15.000 I do really recommend checking out Chicken City.

02:04:17.000 I'm really excited for the night vision cameras.

02:04:20.000 I love listening to it.

02:04:21.000 You can hear trains go by.

02:04:22.000 You can hear the beautiful birds we have around here.

02:04:24.000 It's a lot of fun.

02:04:24.000 It is actually a really neat experience to watch and enjoy.

02:04:27.000 You guys may follow me on Twitter and Minds.com at sarahpatchlids.

02:04:30.000 And stay tuned for the next season.

02:04:33.000 I just checked before we switched over and people are already tweeting up Blink Fitness.

02:04:37.000 Oh really?

02:04:38.000 Nice! 0.94

02:04:39.000 I want to give a shout out to the next season of Chicken City.

02:04:41.000 We have 56 babies about to hatch and we have two babies, Set and Ra.

02:04:46.000 You see Set is a black chicken who was born at night and is a boy and Ra is a gold chicken who is a girl and born in the morning and they're the only two from the batch that made it.

02:04:55.000 So I just assume they're the embodiment of night and day.

02:04:58.000 Yeah.

02:04:59.000 And they're going to team up to defeat Apep. 1.00

02:05:00.000 Of course, yeah.

02:05:01.000 So check out that.

02:05:01.000 It's going to be amazing.

02:05:02.000 They're going to have swords and whatever.

02:05:04.000 But we'll see you all over at TimCast.com.

02:05:06.000 Thanks for hanging out.

02:05:07.000 And don't forget, check out Chicken City right now as a birthday present.

02:05:10.000 Become a member of TimCast and subscribe.

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