Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - August 27, 2026


Trump Officially RENAMES Lake Ontario To LAKE AMERICA | Timcast IRL


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00:02:38.000 The Mad Men has done it.
00:02:40.000 He has renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America.
00:02:44.000 I guess he has the authority to do these things.
00:02:45.000 He did it with the Gulf of Mexico, making it the Gulf of America.
00:02:48.000 And I guess because he got mad at Canada and they threatened to tariff and block everything in response to him wanting to tariff or whatever.
00:02:56.000 So he changed the name of the lake, I guess, and he's got a big map of it.
00:02:59.000 It's official.
00:03:00.000 I wonder how long until Google Maps makes that change.
00:03:05.000 Plus, we got this weird video from Nikyla.
00:03:05.000 So we'll talk about that.
00:03:09.000 I guess her name is.
00:03:10.000 She's a Democrat, and she made this really freaky video where she runs in screaming about some fugly guy, and it's supposed to be like Mean Girls instead.
00:03:17.000 It's just very, very strange.
00:03:18.000 And then we're going to talk a bit about the Democrats.
00:03:22.000 They're doing well in the polls, but with more news coming out about Hassan Piker, he's addressing the controversy.
00:03:28.000 Abdul Al Sayed has put out a statement about it.
00:03:30.000 There's questions about whether or not the Democrats can win with good polling because people don't want socialists.
00:03:36.000 So they may just be generally up.
00:03:39.000 But if in key areas, Democratic socialists win the primaries, people aren't going to want to vote for them.
00:03:45.000 They're going to end up voting Republican.
00:03:47.000 And then, of course, the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus launched a racist, racist attack on this show.
00:03:55.000 And I won't stand for it.
00:03:56.000 So I am starting this show by calling for an apology from these members of Congress in the Congressional Asian Pacific American Caucus.
00:04:08.000 I am sick and tired.
00:04:10.000 Of this Asian racism against mixed Asian people that exists.
00:04:14.000 And I mean this, they would have never condemned this show's comments and discussion on the internment of the Japanese had it been run by a full Asian.
00:04:25.000 And I mean that.
00:04:26.000 So, you know, I covered it earlier today.
00:04:29.000 They went after Ian Crossland because he made comments about the possibility of internment of Chinese Americans in the event of a full scale war with China, which I believe he is allowed to ask.
00:04:39.000 And as the owner and host of this show, I have dealt with these issues my whole life.
00:04:44.000 I want these Democrats to apologize for their racist attack on my show, to call it anything other than a legitimate discussion on a show owned and hosted by a man who genuinely cares about these issues.
00:04:58.000 Of course, we all know they will never apologize, and they were likely only making the statement about this show because brownie points, they can pretend to be offended.
00:05:07.000 Sure.
00:05:08.000 Well, we're going to talk all about that and a lot more.
00:05:11.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else, we have Rebecca Zelko.
00:05:14.000 Hello, thank you for having me.
00:05:15.000 Who are you?
00:05:16.000 What do you do?
00:05:17.000 I am a writer for the Daily Color.
00:05:19.000 I cover national politics, and I'm excited to be here.
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00:05:23.000 We got Libby hanging out as well.
00:05:24.000 I'm Libby Emmons.
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00:05:30.000 Hello, everybody.
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00:05:36.000 Right on.
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00:07:34.000 Now, my friends, let's jump into the news.
00:07:36.000 We've got this from CNN.
00:07:39.000 Trump signs executive order to change Lake Ontario to Lake America.
00:07:45.000 President Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Ontario to America, Lake Ontario.
00:07:50.000 Flanked in the Oval Office by large maps of the Great Lakes, one titled Making the Great Lakes Even Greater with a Lake America label.
00:07:58.000 There it is Lake Superior, Lake Huron, Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, and Lake America.
00:08:04.000 Great.
00:08:05.000 Trump has wide latitude over how the U.S. refers to geographic landmarks, though he can't force other countries to follow suit.
00:08:12.000 Yes, we all know that.
00:08:14.000 After he took similar executive action last year to rename the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America, Mexican officials lambasted the move and made clear they would keep using the old moniker.
00:08:23.000 Google later announced that its maps feature would reflect the name the Gulf of America for American users.
00:08:29.000 I just, it's, can the president just unilaterally rename things like this?
00:08:33.000 I mean, I'm for it, whatever.
00:08:35.000 I guess so.
00:08:36.000 It's totally good.
00:08:36.000 It's very powerful.
00:08:37.000 What if he renamed Tate?
00:08:39.000 Protectate your bill.
00:08:41.000 Okay, yes, sir.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, it's like total hater move.
00:08:45.000 I love it.
00:08:46.000 He's getting under their skin so bad.
00:08:48.000 It's awesome.
00:08:49.000 I know because the Canadian, dude, they're just like mouthing off.
00:08:51.000 And it's like, you have no leverage.
00:08:53.000 Like, you know, when like China starts mouthing, even when like Kim Jong Un is mouthing off, you're kind of like, you know, he does have like a nuke.
00:08:59.000 But Canada, dude, you have like no chips.
00:09:01.000 And like, you know, I look, there's some fantastic Canadians.
00:09:04.000 They're beautiful people, but like, they're called Canacucks for a reason.
00:09:07.000 And I think we're like starting to see, This is on full display because it was like Doug Forbes was like mouthing off.
00:09:12.000 I'm like, dude.
00:09:13.000 Oh, he always mouths off.
00:09:14.000 I know.
00:09:14.000 I'm like, relax.
00:09:15.000 Like, who do you think you are?
00:09:16.000 You still do a lot of cocaine?
00:09:18.000 That was his brother.
00:09:19.000 His brother was the cool.
00:09:20.000 His brother, I respect because everyone was like, that was like the first Canadian politician.
00:09:24.000 I was like, this guy's awesome.
00:09:25.000 Don't tell me.
00:09:26.000 Wasn't he the one who did crack on camera?
00:09:28.000 Yeah, like while he was mayor.
00:09:29.000 I'm like, that's awesome.
00:09:30.000 I thought that was Marion Barry.
00:09:32.000 Didn't Trump also say he was way better?
00:09:35.000 Yeah.
00:09:35.000 It's like so true, by the way.
00:09:37.000 That's like, that's the Patriot Clear Pill.
00:09:39.000 Um, but yeah, also like Lake Ontario is the one great lake when you're doing the pub quiz and it's like named the five lakes.
00:09:44.000 That's the one that always trips people up.
00:09:46.000 Really, why?
00:09:47.000 Map Quest is everyone gets the four down button.
00:09:49.000 Oh, yeah, Map Quest, uh, Map Quest still exists.
00:09:52.000 Oh, we gotta what?
00:09:52.000 Why?
00:09:53.000 Nobody knows.
00:09:54.000 Meaning, how?
00:09:55.000 Who's funding this?
00:09:56.000 It's just one guy now, probably.
00:09:59.000 So, they Map Quest tweeted out, We're not changing it.
00:10:03.000 Nobody cares.
00:10:04.000 Yeah, no, well, they don't have the capacity, yeah, the manpower.
00:10:07.000 Nick Sortor, brah.
00:10:08.000 I thought you guys died in like 06.
00:10:10.000 Did you post this from Radio Shack?
00:10:14.000 That's a good one.
00:10:16.000 I just pulled it up.
00:10:16.000 Wow.
00:10:18.000 MapQuest is real.
00:10:20.000 But why?
00:10:21.000 Yeah, why is MapQuest real?
00:10:23.000 Do people.
00:10:24.000 I checked it out.
00:10:25.000 What do they call the Gulf?
00:10:27.000 I don't think Google has changed it, right?
00:10:29.000 They probably didn't change that either.
00:10:31.000 They're still using MapQuest.
00:10:32.000 They call it the Gulf of Mexico.
00:10:33.000 We need to do something about this.
00:10:35.000 Well, I think we can do what we've been doing, which is ignoring them entirely and pretending they don't exist because they're irrelevant.
00:10:41.000 It's us versus MapQuest.
00:10:42.000 I have to know, though, because I'm like weirded out by this.
00:10:45.000 What is the annual revenue of MapQuest?
00:10:49.000 I'll like low key call it the Gulf of Mexico and like kick myself.
00:10:52.000 There's probably still like, yeah, I'm like, I've failed the president.
00:10:54.000 The amount that I refer to the Gulf of America is already so small.
00:10:58.000 Yeah, hold on.
00:10:59.000 It's owned by System One.
00:11:00.000 What's System One?
00:11:03.000 They say MapQuest is its flagship internet utility with $37.2 million in quarter one of 2026 and $30 million in quarter two of 2026.
00:11:12.000 MapQuest is owned by the.
00:11:13.000 So, okay, but hold on.
00:11:15.000 They operate MapQuest, coupon follow, start page, and its marketing platform.
00:11:19.000 Those all sound like fake.
00:11:22.000 That's like GTA businesses.
00:11:24.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 You know, I will say it was kind of like a strange moment for me.
00:11:30.000 Like when I was a little kid, all of the businesses I could see, even the distributors, you'd see like a warehouse and you'd be like, oh, that's where like the food comes from.
00:11:37.000 And then I would like ride my skateboard down the street and there's a train track.
00:11:41.000 And then down the tracks on the south side of Chicago, there's this like distribution center where the trains can pull in and get loaded up.
00:11:47.000 And there's businesses I have never heard of and they're massive in the back in this industrial park.
00:11:52.000 And I just see people working and I'm just thinking to myself, who the works for these companies and what are they?
00:11:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:57.000 But the truth is, most businesses no one's ever heard of.
00:12:01.000 And you're like, well, look at this publicly traded with 10,000 employees.
00:12:05.000 Never heard of them.
00:12:05.000 Well, there's all these kinds of businesses that are part of other industries that you don't even think exist.
00:12:11.000 And then it turns out every industry is actually pretty small when it comes to everybody knowing each other within that industry.
00:12:16.000 But you don't need to know about the like random extra logistics guys for certain kinds of, I don't know, produce.
00:12:23.000 Well, wasn't it like shipping industries?
00:12:26.000 It was like DocuSign had like 15,000 employees.
00:12:28.000 I find that shocking.
00:12:30.000 What?
00:12:31.000 Yeah, and how?
00:12:31.000 What?
00:12:32.000 How are they paying for these 15,000 employees?
00:12:34.000 Like, I thought DocuSign was free.
00:12:36.000 You just fill a box in and it takes 15,000 people.
00:12:39.000 I think they make you buy the app.
00:12:40.000 I don't know.
00:12:41.000 I don't know.
00:12:42.000 I love the small town America mom and pop businesses that have a name that's totally unrelated to whatever service or product they sell.
00:12:49.000 There is a hot dog restaurant I found in Alabama called Sneaky Pete's.
00:12:53.000 You're like, what's sneaky about this?
00:12:53.000 Let's go.
00:12:55.000 Bro. DocuSign made $2.98 billion in 2025.
00:13:00.000 Doing what?
00:13:00.000 Their products are Electronic Signature.
00:13:03.000 Contract lifecycle management and digital transaction management software.
00:13:07.000 So they're doing data management on the low.
00:13:09.000 They have 6,838 employees.
00:13:12.000 They must be selling emails.
00:13:13.000 They're selling emails.
00:13:14.000 You know, everybody always looks at media and they're like, man, I'm in the wrong business.
00:13:18.000 Like, no, no, media is not the business.
00:13:23.000 Media is a cap.
00:13:25.000 You want to operate an unoperable, unusable map site.
00:13:29.000 You'll make $10 million a month.
00:13:32.000 They're doing $10 million a month.
00:13:34.000 Doing what?
00:13:36.000 You know what it is?
00:13:36.000 You know what it is, though?
00:13:37.000 I bet old people use it.
00:13:39.000 You think?
00:13:39.000 MapQuest?
00:13:40.000 My grandfather uses it.
00:13:42.000 See?
00:13:42.000 He does like one road trip.
00:13:43.000 He's coming with like a binder.
00:13:44.000 We used to do entire tours with MapQuest.
00:13:47.000 Yeah.
00:13:48.000 You'd start the tour at whatever, and then it'd be place to place to place for 30 days worth of how do you get from this venue to this venue?
00:13:54.000 How do you get from this venue to this venue?
00:13:56.000 Yeah.
00:13:57.000 Side-sheet.
00:13:58.000 GBD says MapQuest likely skews older than Google Maps or Apple Maps.
00:14:02.000 What was that?
00:14:04.000 GBD says that users do skew.
00:14:04.000 Well, Apple Maps.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, people that are using Apple Maps are total bots.
00:14:08.000 You got to use Google Maps.
00:14:09.000 That's where the energy is.
00:14:10.000 Oh, I'll tell you about Apple Maps, man.
00:14:13.000 Anyone using Apple Maps, like, that's an NPC detector.
00:14:16.000 Because I can't tell you how many times I've been driving, okay?
00:14:16.000 Yeah, you're a bot.
00:14:22.000 I wanna give a shout out to Sean, buddy.
00:14:24.000 You know we love you.
00:14:25.000 But Lord, he used Apple Maps.
00:14:27.000 No, no, no, wait, wait.
00:14:28.000 He was using Waze, wasn't he?
00:14:30.000 That sounds good.
00:14:31.000 He was using Waze.
00:14:31.000 I've driven with Sean.
00:14:32.000 That's a Sean move.
00:14:34.000 So let me tell you the story.
00:14:35.000 We're driving from D.C. back out here to West Virginia.
00:14:39.000 And then after two hours of driving, because I'm on my phone, I'm like watching Spider Man or something.
00:14:44.000 I just look up and it says like 40 minutes remaining, and I'm like, Hey, where are we?
00:14:49.000 And he's just like, wow, we're 40 miles out or 40 minutes out.
00:14:53.000 And I looked at the map and we had gone southeast.
00:14:56.000 I was in the car.
00:14:57.000 I was in the back.
00:14:57.000 That was the second time that happened.
00:14:59.000 I heard about this secondhand.
00:15:01.000 So we got lost in the Everglades.
00:15:03.000 I'm like, Sean, what's going on, dude?
00:15:05.000 Oh, that was when we were in Miami, right?
00:15:07.000 Was that when we were in Miami?
00:15:09.000 No, I'm talking about when I was in DC.
00:15:09.000 Back up to.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, it happened a lot with Waze.
00:15:11.000 Oh.
00:15:13.000 And then what happened was one of our security guys was using Waze.
00:15:13.000 Yeah.
00:15:18.000 And I was like, do not use this because, like, three or four times now we've gone the wrong way because it just tells you to go.
00:15:24.000 I don't know why.
00:15:25.000 It's like, this will actually be faster if you go 100 miles out of the way.
00:15:27.000 You know why.
00:15:28.000 And so then he was using Apple Maps and the same thing happened.
00:15:31.000 And I was like, yo, I'm like, I'm not paying attention to where they're going.
00:15:35.000 And then I'm like, where are you?
00:15:37.000 Are you using Waze?
00:15:39.000 He's like, no, no, no, no, Apple Maps.
00:15:40.000 And I was like, oh my God, dude.
00:15:41.000 You know what?
00:15:42.000 You want to hear the red pill on Waze?
00:15:43.000 Early life at Israeli.
00:15:45.000 What?
00:15:46.000 Yeah, it's Israeli.
00:15:47.000 Really?
00:15:48.000 Well, didn't Google buy it anyway?
00:15:50.000 Yeah, you know, lion never loses its mane.
00:15:52.000 Or what's the phrase?
00:15:54.000 I forget.
00:15:56.000 Leopard can't change its spots.
00:15:56.000 We love Waze.
00:15:58.000 I like Waze because they have like custom voices.
00:16:00.000 So I loaded the.
00:16:01.000 I love the accents.
00:16:02.000 I loaded Arnold Schwarzenegger in there.
00:16:03.000 It's awesome.
00:16:04.000 I'm still using Google Maps, but I like him yelling in the background.
00:16:04.000 Really?
00:16:08.000 I have to say, hi.
00:16:09.000 Oh, go ahead.
00:16:10.000 We were at this golf course in West Virginia and everyone's like, all right, let's go hang out at the casino afterwards.
00:16:15.000 We're like, oh, yeah, it's going to be fun.
00:16:16.000 It's like a Friday night.
00:16:18.000 Oh, no, no, it wasn't a Friday.
00:16:18.000 And I can't wait.
00:16:19.000 It was a Saturday.
00:16:20.000 We were going to dinner.
00:16:21.000 No, no, no.
00:16:22.000 We went to dinner at the golf course.
00:16:24.000 And then we were going to go hang out at the casino.
00:16:26.000 And Sean used Waze and it sent us to Winchester.
00:16:29.000 And the casino's in Charleston.
00:16:30.000 For those who don't know, that's like a 40 minute drive in the wrong direction.
00:16:34.000 And so we're in the car.
00:16:35.000 And I just, again, I go on my phone and I just don't pay attention.
00:16:38.000 And I learned my lesson.
00:16:39.000 You're like, dude, oh my gosh, dude.
00:16:42.000 He says it all the time.
00:16:45.000 I lost my life.
00:16:46.000 We were lost in it.
00:16:47.000 My hero.
00:16:48.000 You know, goaded.
00:16:49.000 But yeah, Apple Maps, like total bot behavior.
00:16:52.000 Google Maps is fire because the reviews are built in.
00:16:54.000 So you know you're getting like top shelf or something.
00:16:56.000 That shows you where you actually are, like in what direction you're pointed in.
00:17:00.000 Does Waze not do that?
00:17:01.000 I don't know.
00:17:02.000 Waze is like.
00:17:02.000 It probably does.
00:17:03.000 And Waze is like, it's like a, it's like a, like there's other players.
00:17:07.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:17:07.000 You like drive by other Wazeers.
00:17:09.000 Well, so I heard.
00:17:10.000 They're telling you about the traffic.
00:17:11.000 You can put stuff in the traffic that'll change the route other people will get.
00:17:15.000 Sabotage.
00:17:15.000 Prank people.
00:17:16.000 So if you, if you, yeah, exactly.
00:17:18.000 So if you put, there's a cop here and then someone put no cops, it'll make you go the wrong way.
00:17:22.000 There's a Nepalese mudslide here.
00:17:24.000 You know what I think is ridiculous, though?
00:17:26.000 Because I'll use Google Maps and I'll put in my route and I'll select my route because I know which way I like to go and when I like to stop at the specific pizza place or whatever.
00:17:26.000 It's like.
00:17:35.000 And then you'll be driving and it just changes your route.
00:17:38.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 I think there should be a way to lock in your route.
00:17:41.000 That drives me crazy.
00:17:43.000 I've been on this kick lately where someone, I think it was Goggins or something.
00:17:47.000 He's like, if you're a man, you should never get lost.
00:17:49.000 And I was like, so true.
00:17:50.000 So I stopped using the maps.
00:17:51.000 But I was like, in Northern Virginia, I'm like, I'm going to get to Arlington myself.
00:17:56.000 I was like, I'm going to be like a man here.
00:17:58.000 And then I ended up somewhere where all the signs were just in Vietnamese.
00:18:01.000 Like, I don't know what happened.
00:18:02.000 That could be Arlington.
00:18:03.000 Is there a big Vietnamese community?
00:18:05.000 Wherever it was, I got like stuck there.
00:18:07.000 And then there were just Vietnamese people everywhere.
00:18:08.000 I was like, my uncle died for this not to happen.
00:18:11.000 And I'm stuck.
00:18:12.000 So I just hopped on Google Maps and got out of there.
00:18:14.000 Yeah.
00:18:15.000 Or the thing where, like, Google Maps automatically says, automatically turns off take toll roads.
00:18:21.000 Yeah.
00:18:22.000 And I've ended up being late because I'm like, what the hell is going on?
00:18:25.000 Why am I on this road?
00:18:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:27.000 I'm like, dude, I'll pay the $7.
00:18:28.000 I don't care.
00:18:28.000 I don't care.
00:18:29.000 I'll toll by plate now, anyway.
00:18:30.000 But in this, does anybody care about the tariffs?
00:18:35.000 Because Canada, what are they like exporting?
00:18:35.000 I don't think anybody does.
00:18:37.000 I think we're really getting from there.
00:18:38.000 Didn't they put tariffs on our, on like, toilet paper and a bunch of stuff?
00:18:43.000 They did pretty much tit for tat.
00:18:45.000 They set up, they tariffed.
00:18:46.000 I want to jump to this.
00:18:47.000 It's a problem.
00:18:48.000 I want to jump to the story and I want to say something to all the Canadians out there.
00:18:52.000 And I want to hear me, okay, threatening the United States.
00:18:58.000 I do not accept this.
00:18:59.000 And this story shows the disdain the Canadians have for the American people.
00:19:03.000 Check it out.
00:19:05.000 Most of U.S. aluminum comes from Canada.
00:19:07.000 Industry says good luck replacing it.
00:19:10.000 Oh, yeah, Canada?
00:19:11.000 Well, hear this you don't have any bauxite mines.
00:19:17.000 We do.
00:19:18.000 The American government.
00:19:20.000 Basically, incentivize the destruction of our own refineries so that you could build them, but you, Canada, import your bauxite from China and from other countries, I think Australia.
00:19:32.000 You then refine it at cheaper rates because your people need jobs and sell to us at a premium because our government sold us out.
00:19:40.000 But I'm willing to bet with the launch of this new chip plant in Indiana, Donald Trump and his administration, with this, it is opening the door for US refineries.
00:19:52.000 And I had an argument with AI because Chad GPT kept trying to tell me, no, you can't do it in America.
00:19:58.000 And I said, Do we have bauxite?
00:20:00.000 You do.
00:20:01.000 Can we open a refinery?
00:20:02.000 But it would be so expensive.
00:20:04.000 I don't care.
00:20:05.000 Invest in the American worker, invest in the American people, and then we can stop having to pay premiums so that they do labor we can do ourselves.
00:20:13.000 I will say it again they do not have the raw materials to produce aluminum.
00:20:16.000 So why are we paying them to do it?
00:20:18.000 Well, that's a good question.
00:20:20.000 But it is interesting how much disdain Canada has for the U.S. when We're their largest trading partner, and their prosperity is entirely dependent on their relationship with the United States.
00:20:30.000 Even looking at the nation, the entire population is just hovered across the American border.
00:20:36.000 But this isn't the only way that Canada has really been, you know, pissing on the U.S. There was the CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, which is state funded.
00:20:46.000 A memo went out from the senior director of journalistic standards telling reporters and editors do not refer to the September 11th attacks as terrorist attacks.
00:20:57.000 And he said the hijackings led to passenger jet crashes.
00:21:00.000 That's this guy.
00:21:02.000 And not only that, this guy is a professor of journalism at Concordia University.
00:21:06.000 He's got like a decades long career in journalism.
00:21:06.000 He's well respected.
00:21:10.000 And he has told outright Canadian reporters and editors that the September 11th terror attacks on the United States were not terror attacks, but hijackings that led to plane crashes.
00:21:22.000 Unreal.
00:21:22.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 Canada is just.
00:21:24.000 And now, like, I remember when I was a kid, I'm not that old, I'm 25, and I remember growing up.
00:21:28.000 The joke about Canada was that it was like all white people.
00:21:30.000 Like it's like this obnoxiously white place.
00:21:32.000 Isn't it?
00:21:33.000 And now it's like all Indian people.
00:21:33.000 Mostly Indian people.
00:21:35.000 And it was like literally in 20 years.
00:21:36.000 I'm like, what did you guys do?
00:21:38.000 Like it's almost like, are you guys.
00:21:40.000 Have you guys heard of the arc conspiracy theory?
00:21:42.000 The arc conspiracy theory?
00:21:45.000 I love conspiracy theories.
00:21:46.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 What?
00:21:47.000 Oh, this one's going to blow your mind.
00:21:49.000 Should I save this for its own segment?
00:21:49.000 You don't say.
00:21:50.000 Because it's going to blow your mind.
00:21:52.000 I kind of want to know right now.
00:21:53.000 No, I'm not going to tell you.
00:21:54.000 We're going to talk about Canada.
00:21:55.000 And then in seven minutes, I'll talk to you about the conspiracy theory.
00:21:57.000 We have to wait seven entire minutes.
00:21:57.000 Seven minutes, guys.
00:21:59.000 Yeah, because I want to give it its full segment.
00:22:00.000 I don't want it to be a passing thought because I think it's interesting.
00:22:03.000 So, anyway, Canada, you know, we're renaming your lake because it's half ours anyway.
00:22:08.000 Yeah, it's not theirs.
00:22:09.000 It's not.
00:22:10.000 Did you see also there were a bunch of groups affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood that have been intentionally infiltrating the Canadian government, including creating the Vote Palestine movement in Canada and also infiltrating academic institutions, which isn't that surprising, except they've been letting this happen.
00:22:29.000 It's like the goal is to create a caliphate in North America and Canada is going to be their North American Mecca.
00:22:35.000 It's the oldest place.
00:22:36.000 They could have just picked up a whole lot of money.
00:22:38.000 I don't think they care.
00:22:39.000 They don't care.
00:22:40.000 I mean, I got to be honest.
00:22:41.000 If I was going to invade a place, it would be Canada.
00:22:43.000 Really?
00:22:44.000 Yeah, I like the cold.
00:22:45.000 Can you tell?
00:22:46.000 Sure.
00:22:47.000 I do.
00:22:47.000 I enjoy it.
00:22:48.000 With the beanie and the foot.
00:22:49.000 Look at this.
00:22:50.000 We have the AC on maximum.
00:22:52.000 We have two AC units.
00:22:53.000 There's two of them.
00:22:54.000 Oh, the AC is the reason I've got this scarf on today.
00:22:56.000 The truth is actually, though, it gets really hot because of the lights and the computer and the cameras overheat.
00:23:03.000 So we actually, I don't know if you guys remember this when my camera shut off, I think like a year ago.
00:23:07.000 It was like my first week on the job.
00:23:08.000 I was like in charge of your cameras.
00:23:10.000 I'm like, I'm going to get fired on my first week.
00:23:12.000 We had to put a fan on.
00:23:14.000 There's like a box that holds the cables.
00:23:17.000 We had to put a fan on top of it to blow onto the cameras.
00:23:19.000 So we tend to keep the room cold for that reason.
00:23:21.000 There's one time I had to run around like in the open.
00:23:23.000 But that being said, I would love to conquer the cold white.
00:23:29.000 Canada's biggest fumble of all time.
00:23:31.000 This is a little known history here.
00:23:33.000 And the 70s, Turks and Caicos, which is a British possession, voluntarily offered themselves up to the Canadians.
00:23:39.000 The overwhelming majority of Turks and Caicoans, or whatever they're called, were like, yeah, let's leave Britain and join Canada.
00:23:45.000 And this had been like a hundred year long kind of.
00:23:47.000 Proposal the Canadians and British had talked about it, but the 70s it was like on the Canadians' doorstep.
00:23:52.000 But then, like, the Quebec nationalists killed someone, and so they all got like focused on that.
00:23:56.000 I was like, dude, you guys fumbled.
00:23:58.000 Like, if you locked in, you could have had like an island paradise all yourselves.
00:24:01.000 Instead, all the Canadian pensioners just go to Florida, yeah.
00:24:04.000 They could have had their own like Bahamas, Jamaica thing, yeah.
00:24:07.000 So, like, these we can't take these people seriously.
00:24:09.000 They literally were gifted probably the best spot in the Caribbean, and they totally fumbled.
00:24:12.000 Well, not only do they go to Florida, but then they say that they hate the US and they hate Trump, and it's like, what the hell are you doing in Florida?
00:24:18.000 I know, that's like that's like Trump's like America, just like light.
00:24:22.000 But not really, because they also, I mean, if you look at what happened in Canada during COVID, you had an excessive crackdown.
00:24:29.000 You had cops showing up at people's homes in Quebec, dragging the fifth person out of the home who wasn't supposed to be there because of COVID rules.
00:24:37.000 You had the crackdowns on the truckers, the debanking of those people.
00:24:41.000 You had all of this stuff.
00:24:42.000 And what did the Canadian population do?
00:24:44.000 They took it.
00:24:45.000 Americans would never.
00:24:46.000 They took it.
00:24:47.000 And Americans showed up in, like Michiganders showed up in Lansing with guns at the.
00:24:52.000 State House being like, you can't shut down our businesses, stop it.
00:24:56.000 And they were called racist, but they showed up anyway.
00:24:58.000 Well, the Canadians, they drove around a lot.
00:25:00.000 They went to the Capitol and they did.
00:25:01.000 They drove around and they brought their bouncy houses and they brought their kids and then they lost their jobs and got debanked and everything.
00:25:08.000 But Canadians just keep sitting back and taking it.
00:25:10.000 And one thing that happened during COVID also is they shut down everything, but they left all the weed stores open.
00:25:18.000 Yeah.
00:25:18.000 Well, I think it's so funny how Canada, like, and this isn't even me trying to be like rude or anything, but like, This is a very common.
00:25:25.000 I think a lot of Canadians would even probably acknowledge this is true.
00:25:27.000 Is their entire like identity of Canadian ness is based on like insecurity that they're fairly identical to Americans.
00:25:33.000 I mean, pretty much every like sociologist across the world has acknowledged there's no two cultures or no two countries more similar than the United States and Canada.
00:25:39.000 We'll all roll our eyes, but when you think about the macro, that is broadly true.
00:25:43.000 And so a lot of their, even still, like it's pretty indistinguishable.
00:25:47.000 It's just their politics are different, but insofar as like how they carry themselves, et cetera, they have to be like, oh, I'm actually Canadian.
00:25:52.000 So their entire identity is based off of like insecurity.
00:25:55.000 And so, what you end up happening is they have to like signal that they're different than Americans are.
00:25:58.000 Kind of like Bostonians to New Yorkers.
00:25:59.000 Exactly.
00:26:00.000 So, what you ended up happening in their last election is Pierre Polyev, the conservative leader, was like dominating in the polls.
00:26:05.000 Like it was like a 20 point spread.
00:26:07.000 And then Trump starts saying, like, oh, we're going to invade Canada.
00:26:10.000 It's going to be funny.
00:26:11.000 And they were just so insecure that they're like, Pierre Polyev, since he's vaguely conservative, that's just like the Americans.
00:26:18.000 So we need to put the liberals back together.
00:26:21.000 He didn't go on Rogan and he backed away from a lot of stuff.
00:26:25.000 And I think he lost because he wasn't defiant.
00:26:28.000 Well, I think he lost because even if he were defiant, I think the Canadians were just like, oh, no, he's conservative.
00:26:32.000 That's like Trump.
00:26:33.000 We got to vote for the liberals.
00:26:34.000 The Canadians just inherently have this is the only reason why they have a monarch, it's not like out of this, like, Based, like, oh, we're Anglos and we're keeping our Anglo traditions.
00:26:43.000 They have a monarchy.
00:26:44.000 And, like, Trudeau has said this and basically paraphrasing is like, it's because the Americans don't have that.
00:26:50.000 You mean Katy Perry's boyfriend?
00:26:51.000 Yeah, Katy Perry's side piece.
00:26:53.000 So, yeah, he's literally just like, the left, it's kind of weird in Canada, the right are more like Republican and the left are more like monarch, like monarchists.
00:27:01.000 And it's just because they're like, well, the Americans don't have one.
00:27:04.000 So it's actually like anti American.
00:27:06.000 Well, so they didn't want to fight a war against Britain.
00:27:08.000 Well, but their king also gave the land back to the, on a shebag.
00:27:11.000 That was so funny.
00:27:12.000 That's right.
00:27:12.000 Yeah.
00:27:13.000 He literally gave the land back.
00:27:14.000 Yeah, he sure did.
00:27:15.000 The king declared that Canada sits on the unceded territory of the Anishibeg people.
00:27:20.000 Is that what it was?
00:27:20.000 Anishibeg?
00:27:21.000 Something like that.
00:27:21.000 Was it the nation?
00:27:22.000 Basically, like, we've not legitimately claimed this land, is what he said.
00:27:26.000 So stupid.
00:27:27.000 And Native Americans have successfully sued to get their land back.
00:27:29.000 That happened in British Columbia.
00:27:31.000 Yeah, they gave people's houses to the Native Americans.
00:27:34.000 But they forgot to ask the Indians.
00:27:34.000 Right.
00:27:35.000 They're still going in court, but they're going to lose their houses.
00:27:37.000 People from India did not sign up for that, though.
00:27:38.000 And they're the true carriers of the Indians.
00:27:40.000 Also, the Chinese.
00:27:41.000 Don't forget all the Chinese with their secret police.
00:27:43.000 Yeah, the Chinese or the West.
00:27:44.000 Coast and the Indians are the East Coast.
00:27:45.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:46.000 There's a bunch of Chinese Democrats that are mad at Ian.
00:27:48.000 Why?
00:27:49.000 Because he said they should be interned if we go to war with China.
00:27:53.000 They got really mad.
00:27:53.000 Yeah.
00:27:55.000 But, you know, they're pretending.
00:27:57.000 They're not really angry.
00:27:58.000 They're not angry at all.
00:27:59.000 But I'm surprised that they didn't actually say anything about me because I was there.
00:28:04.000 Were you back?
00:28:05.000 Well, the news article puts a picture of me up and then they're referring to a MAGA podcast, like a pro Trump MAGA podcast, and they didn't say the name of the show.
00:28:15.000 I'm like, why would you even put a statement out if you're not to name the show anymore?
00:28:18.000 And they named you and Ian when me and Phil are coming up on here every day and we're like, so like, we should maybe do cranial measurements.
00:28:26.000 Everyone's got to go.
00:28:27.000 You know, you say stuff like that.
00:28:28.000 Well, I suppose the issue is that you said maybe.
00:28:30.000 So they're like, oh, that's fine.
00:28:31.000 I said maybe.
00:28:32.000 Ian said we should.
00:28:33.000 You said maybe.
00:28:34.000 Yeah.
00:28:35.000 Like, I'm still not all the way there on cranial measurements where Ian's like thousands, millions, pips.
00:28:39.000 Well, I think, I don't know about like by race, but isn't it true that if you got a big brain, you're smarter?
00:28:44.000 Yeah, broadly.
00:28:45.000 That's why, you know, men have bigger brains than women.
00:28:48.000 Well, that's why Elon wanted all C sections because he wanted the kids' heads to be bigger.
00:28:52.000 You know what he said?
00:28:53.000 It's true.
00:28:53.000 Well, I think that might have been Ashley Sinclair, but that makes sense.
00:28:56.000 I mean, let's do this.
00:28:57.000 Let's do this.
00:28:58.000 Tate, you were just talking about all of the Indians in Canada.
00:29:03.000 And I was watching this video of a woman who was in India and she was like, it's disgusting.
00:29:07.000 She said, there's garbage and feces everywhere.
00:29:09.000 And there's something called the ARC conspiracy.
00:29:12.000 What's the ARC conspiracy?
00:29:13.000 You've not heard?
00:29:14.000 No.
00:29:15.000 Really?
00:29:16.000 I'm so interested.
00:29:16.000 Anyone?
00:29:17.000 No one's heard of the ARC conspiracy?
00:29:20.000 ARC?
00:29:21.000 No, ARK.
00:29:22.000 Like Noah's Ark.
00:29:23.000 Okay.
00:29:24.000 The United States is the Ark.
00:29:26.000 We are the Ark.
00:29:27.000 So you've heard about the conspiracy of depopulation.
00:29:30.000 Sure.
00:29:31.000 The Ark conspiracy theory, with all this war stuff bubbling up and the flooding of the United States with people, the H 1B argument is that there is a political faction that wants to take the smartest people from all these countries, bring them to the United States, then World War III happens, decimating the populations of all the people who are left outside.
00:29:55.000 So, only the smartest people from all over the world living in the United States survive.
00:30:00.000 Well, then we should be still smart people because we're not.
00:30:03.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:30:04.000 I don't know.
00:30:05.000 It's a conspiracy theory.
00:30:06.000 What did you want to put?
00:30:07.000 Not gonna be like, wouldn't you put him like Botswana?
00:30:10.000 Somewhere that's gonna be like completely fine if there's a world war.
00:30:13.000 Yeah, my dad tells me all the time.
00:30:14.000 He's like, if there's a war, you're gonna die immediately.
00:30:16.000 Isn't that great?
00:30:17.000 Like, thanks.
00:30:18.000 Why?
00:30:18.000 Well, no, we're not sure.
00:30:19.000 That's true.
00:30:20.000 Cause like, if there were like a zombie invasion, I don't want to be the last.
00:30:24.000 I'm gonna tell you this.
00:30:24.000 You get nuked, you're done.
00:30:26.000 It's instant.
00:30:26.000 You're good.
00:30:27.000 DC is fine.
00:30:29.000 DC is not getting nuked.
00:30:30.000 No way.
00:30:30.000 You don't think so?
00:30:31.000 Why?
00:30:32.000 We have the anti missile.
00:30:34.000 I would make sure it's nuked.
00:30:37.000 Um, over here.
00:30:38.000 Star Wars.
00:30:40.000 There's no point in Washington is not a strategic target because of the emergency escape tunnels, the subways that were built intentionally to withstand nuclear explosions, Mount Weather and Raven Rock.
00:30:51.000 It would be a.
00:30:52.000 So if we.
00:30:54.000 Mount Weather and Raven Rock?
00:30:56.000 You are not familiar.
00:30:57.000 These are not even conspiracy theories.
00:30:57.000 No, I'm.
00:30:59.000 No, I'm a dumbass.
00:31:00.000 I don't know anything.
00:31:01.000 I know.
00:31:01.000 Mount Weather and Raven Rock are the congressional and executive emergency underground bunkers.
00:31:06.000 Interesting.
00:31:07.000 And it's not like Congress is.
00:31:08.000 Yeah, these are not.
00:31:09.000 Anyway, fascinating.
00:31:09.000 These are not conspiracy theories.
00:31:11.000 No, I believe it was.
00:31:12.000 It was big news that they were renovating both Raven Rock and Mount Weather, and they're like a half an hour from here.
00:31:16.000 Okay, yeah, we can go take a stroll over and take a peek.
00:31:19.000 Is there like a tour?
00:31:20.000 Can I, like, I don't think so.
00:31:21.000 Members of Congress do though, yeah, probably.
00:31:23.000 Yeah, how should I ask actually?
00:31:25.000 That means you gotta run.
00:31:25.000 What's that?
00:31:26.000 That means you gotta run.
00:31:27.000 I'm gonna run over to no, run for Congress.
00:31:30.000 Oh, for Congress.
00:31:31.000 So, so here's the first thing if it's true that we get into a war where like every single nuke from every country is firing everywhere, well, then every city's getting nuked, but.
00:31:42.000 If you get into a real war scenario and they're going to be launching nukes at strategic targets, Washington, D.C. is not a real target.
00:31:51.000 Right.
00:31:51.000 It may have been 50 years ago.
00:31:53.000 But now with the emergency bunkers, they're like, what are you going to do?
00:31:56.000 You're going to wipe out a metro that doesn't do anything.
00:31:58.000 Yeah.
00:31:59.000 They've got emergency bunkers all over the place.
00:32:00.000 They're still going to operate, they're going to operate underground.
00:32:03.000 You want to target the Air Force bases, the military bases.
00:32:06.000 You want to target, like, I'd imagine they'd go after Hampton Roads.
00:32:09.000 What about New York?
00:32:10.000 New York's cooked.
00:32:10.000 Or Fort Eustis.
00:32:11.000 I was going to say, what would you do?
00:32:12.000 Because they got rid of all the nuclear power plants.
00:32:14.000 I don't think they're going after New York.
00:32:15.000 In New York, civilian population centers are extremely valuable to those who win.
00:32:20.000 So, with the infrastructure and everything, blowing up a train depot, like blowing up Grand Central makes sense, but the majority of New York doesn't.
00:32:27.000 That's why Grand Central's main control is hidden in a secret.
00:32:30.000 Like, apparently, there's like a false wall and like a secret passage that leads to.
00:32:35.000 I believe that.
00:32:36.000 Because during World.
00:32:37.000 It's crazy underground in Grand Central.
00:32:39.000 But they did it because they didn't want spies to be able to find out how to turn off the trains and disrupt the U.S. economy.
00:32:44.000 So, again, if they're like, we're bombing every city everywhere, of course, metros are getting bombed.
00:32:49.000 But if it's actual war and they're like, no, we want to control New York City, they don't want to wipe it out.
00:32:52.000 They want those people to do labor for them.
00:32:54.000 Right.
00:32:55.000 So they're going to go after military towns.
00:32:57.000 Military towns will be the principal targets.
00:32:59.000 Oh, yeah.
00:33:00.000 San Antonio is going to like glow in the dark.
00:33:02.000 Well, so our biggest risk, I think, would probably be Hampton Roads.
00:33:06.000 Yeah, they're cool.
00:33:06.000 Where you've got Fort Eustis over here.
00:33:08.000 I love this idea that we have to defend Grand Central.
00:33:10.000 If there's a nuclear fallout, these commuters have to get back to Connecticut.
00:33:13.000 So this arc conspiracy, who would be in charge of it?
00:33:18.000 Who would be the powers that control such a thing?
00:33:20.000 You know, as it goes with conspiracy theories.
00:33:23.000 These things are not typically well thought out.
00:33:25.000 Well, sure.
00:33:26.000 It's just someone who's going to imagine it.
00:33:28.000 Let's have a big imagination about it.
00:33:29.000 If there's a nuclear war and everything we know gets destroyed, I don't want to be around for that.
00:33:33.000 No Cheez Its, no Clash of Clans.
00:33:35.000 I'm like, what?
00:33:37.000 No mind.
00:33:38.000 No Clash of Clans.
00:33:39.000 If Clash of Clans goes down, there's a 50% chance you'll never see a man on the show again.
00:33:43.000 Really?
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 It's pretty low, I feel.
00:33:46.000 I know, but it's like, dude, some things are bigger than life.
00:33:49.000 So actually, I'll pull this up the map of U.S. military bases.
00:33:53.000 So you can see.
00:33:54.000 Washington certainly has like offices and some operations, right?
00:33:57.000 You've got, you know, down here, you've got Andrews.
00:34:00.000 Right.
00:34:01.000 Pentagon, yeah.
00:34:01.000 Pentagon.
00:34:03.000 Yeah, but the Pentagon is not the actual, it's very administrative.
00:34:08.000 Don't get me wrong, it's legit.
00:34:09.000 But remember NORAD?
00:34:11.000 They moved NORAD.
00:34:12.000 They have deep underground bases, dumbs.
00:34:15.000 It's one of the reasons Trump wants to build this massive underground complex under the White House.
00:34:18.000 So D.C. definitely, it's got targets.
00:34:22.000 But you've got bigger targets in and around that are.
00:34:25.000 Yeah.
00:34:26.000 Wow, yeah.
00:34:29.000 So.
00:34:30.000 They'll like go to bomb Baltimore.
00:34:32.000 Yeah, maybe not.
00:34:32.000 Oh my gosh!
00:34:34.000 Who got here first?
00:34:37.000 Yeah, here you go.
00:34:38.000 You've got a lot over in Hampton Roads.
00:34:40.000 That's it.
00:34:41.000 Like, all right, we're nuking Memphis.
00:34:42.000 It's like, what?
00:34:42.000 But you've got much bigger installations and operations elsewhere.
00:34:46.000 We don't, you know, like look at the size of the operation in the city versus outside the city.
00:34:51.000 It's a waste of nukes.
00:34:52.000 Yeah.
00:34:53.000 Well, I just, I think, I think people, when people think about nuclear war, it's very surface level first order thinker.
00:35:02.000 Like, oh, they'll probably bomb a city.
00:35:03.000 What does bombing a city do for winning the war?
00:35:06.000 No, they, I mean, if freaking.
00:35:07.000 Freak the population out, maybe.
00:35:08.000 They get Fort Meade, they get Langley, they probably go after the Pentagon because, I mean, look, even if you don't take out like Chicago and Dallas and Atlanta, why did the 9 11 people they just went after that was because they weren't military?
00:35:22.000 They were looking for high casualties.
00:35:24.000 Yeah, here, look at New York.
00:35:26.000 They looked at the World Trade Center as the center of like American, you know, poor Hamilton.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:32.000 There you go.
00:35:33.000 New York's got very little.
00:35:35.000 So, what is the military value of bombing a civilian population?
00:35:38.000 They like nuke Queens, no Americans killed.
00:35:43.000 American casualties zero.
00:35:45.000 Queens is gone.
00:35:46.000 Three million dead, zero American casualties.
00:35:50.000 Jeez, man.
00:35:53.000 It's entirely plausible they would, but if you take a look at the surrounding area, Baltimore has got, you know, they're going to want to go after weapons.
00:36:01.000 And the other thing, too, is DC is probably way too fortified with surface to air missiles and countermeasures for warheads.
00:36:07.000 So thinking mathematically and strategically, you want to, like, Again, Atlanta, Chicago, and Dallas, major air hubs.
00:36:17.000 Right?
00:36:17.000 Yeah.
00:36:18.000 Well, because Baltimore is easy.
00:36:18.000 Yeah.
00:36:19.000 You just send a few Indian tankers in, they'll take all the infrastructure.
00:36:23.000 They're going to go after long runways, anything that could launch a B 52.
00:36:27.000 So, like Tyler Perry's house?
00:36:29.000 Tyler Perry's done.
00:36:29.000 Anything that would.
00:36:31.000 Tyler Perry's house is.
00:36:32.000 He's got a runway.
00:36:33.000 Oh, does he?
00:36:34.000 Okay.
00:36:34.000 Yeah.
00:36:36.000 No, they'd go after, like I said, they'd go after long runways where you can launch B 1 Lancers and B 52s.
00:36:41.000 They obviously have to go after the heartland because that's where the nuclear silos are.
00:36:45.000 And, I mean, like.
00:36:48.000 There's subs with enough nuclear missiles that are constantly on patrol, and that, like.
00:36:53.000 It would be hard for them to get to.
00:36:54.000 I looked it up, too.
00:36:55.000 Subs?
00:36:56.000 They just go to the heartland?
00:36:58.000 No, they just go over the North Pole.
00:37:00.000 I looked it up, and I stand by Hampton Roads.
00:37:03.000 Not just Hampton Roads, but Norfolk has the largest U.S. Navy base in the United States.
00:37:10.000 They go after Norfolk.
00:37:11.000 And you can look at Virginia Beach and just see they've got a lot of operations down there.
00:37:14.000 Plus, you've got Army and Navy and.
00:37:17.000 What do they have?
00:37:18.000 They have Navy, they've got Army, and they've got Air Force.
00:37:21.000 All in this area.
00:37:22.000 It's very, very.
00:37:24.000 Virginia's where the East Coast SEALs are stationed, or Norfolk or Virginia Beach is where the SEALs are stationed in the East.
00:37:30.000 Well, there's the East Coast and the West Coast.
00:37:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:32.000 Doesn't the U.S. have like the three largest Air Forces in the world?
00:37:37.000 Yeah, the American.
00:37:37.000 Like the Air Force, the Navy, the Air Force, the Navy, and the Marine.
00:37:40.000 The Marine Corps?
00:37:40.000 No, the Marine Corps.
00:37:41.000 Marine Corps, yeah.
00:37:43.000 But I mean, just playing GTA VI, you finally catch a break in the military and then you just get nuked.
00:37:48.000 You get wiped off the map.
00:37:50.000 You don't know.
00:37:50.000 I mean, if you're.
00:37:52.000 If it's on ground zero, you don't know that happened.
00:37:53.000 But like Norfolk, that's like one of the biggest metros that doesn't have an NFL team.
00:37:56.000 So they might just not bother.
00:37:57.000 No one cares about them anyway.
00:37:59.000 Do they have a WNBA team though?
00:37:59.000 Yeah.
00:38:01.000 That's true.
00:38:02.000 That's a pretty valuable asset.
00:38:03.000 Yeah.
00:38:05.000 At this point.
00:38:05.000 Yeah, the only famous person I know from, I think Pharrell Williams is from the Norfolk area.
00:38:10.000 That's basically it.
00:38:11.000 Who's going to write the soundtrack to the new Despicable Me?
00:38:13.000 Norfolk does not have a WNBA team.
00:38:15.000 No, I didn't.
00:38:17.000 The closest team is the Washington Mystics in D.C.
00:38:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:22.000 Washington Mystics.
00:38:23.000 Oh, I got to say.
00:38:24.000 I think they'll probably hit D.C. just for like the aura purposes, though.
00:38:27.000 For vibes reasons.
00:38:28.000 Yeah.
00:38:28.000 Well, I mean, the Blackstone's a big target.
00:38:30.000 Here's Pharrell.
00:38:30.000 They're going to go after Langley.
00:38:33.000 They can use, they probably use one nuke to get Langley and.
00:38:37.000 Are you on MapQuest here, Tim?
00:38:38.000 No, this is U.S. military.
00:38:40.000 This is ARC Grips.
00:38:41.000 MapQuest strategic.
00:38:42.000 We'll all be on MapQuest after the nuke.
00:38:44.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 Especially flattening the National Mall.
00:38:45.000 It's all about that.
00:38:47.000 America has no more monuments.
00:38:49.000 That would kind of suck.
00:38:50.000 Demoralizing morale.
00:38:51.000 But I think the challenge with D.C. is D.C. is going to be heavily fortified with countermeasures because before the age of the internet, if you blew up D.C., the government was gone.
00:39:04.000 And there would be like, you know, continuity measures.
00:39:06.000 It's only in August because then they're all out of town.
00:39:08.000 No, it's not.
00:39:09.000 There's no way to organize and they'd be in disarray.
00:39:11.000 Well, and communication would be difficult.
00:39:12.000 Designated survivor, it was the HUD secretary, like became president, but then he turned out to be like a libtard.
00:39:17.000 That's what I'm scared of.
00:39:18.000 It's like, that's actually a good question.
00:39:20.000 If DC gets nuked, where does the government operate?
00:39:26.000 They go down the chains like a park ranger is now president, right?
00:39:30.000 We were just talking about the continuity of operations.
00:39:34.000 Let's see.
00:39:34.000 Historically, they would go to Raven Rock and Mount Weather.
00:39:37.000 It's like, the air traffic controller in Ottawa, Illinois is now the.
00:39:40.000 President of the United States, he's like, Check it out.
00:39:43.000 It's what?
00:39:43.000 His phone.
00:39:44.000 Mount Weather.
00:39:45.000 Yeah, that's like in a mountain, right?
00:39:47.000 Like inside of one.
00:39:48.000 Indeed, it's called Mount Weather because it is in a mountain.
00:39:51.000 Wow.
00:39:52.000 Let's see.
00:39:53.000 Mount Weather renovations.
00:39:55.000 I'll call it Valley Weather.
00:39:56.000 Throw them off.
00:39:59.000 Valley Weather renovations.
00:40:00.000 Maybe they want to hide it.
00:40:02.000 Let's see.
00:40:04.000 There was big news on this.
00:40:05.000 We covered it when it happened.
00:40:07.000 Was that 2017?
00:40:07.000 Oh, man.
00:40:09.000 Wow.
00:40:09.000 That was 2017.
00:40:10.000 That's a while ago.
00:40:12.000 Yeah, it's eight years ago.
00:40:13.000 I remember my great grandfather.
00:40:14.000 He lived in central Illinois and he says he remembers on 9 11 when Bush got flown from, I think, Iowa back to Mount Weather.
00:40:20.000 And he said he watched Air Force One fly above him.
00:40:23.000 Like, that'd be pretty cool.
00:40:24.000 This was posted nine years ago.
00:40:26.000 Has anyone noticed the military installation at Mount Weather?
00:40:29.000 Are there signs warning people, blah, blah, blah?
00:40:31.000 And then if we go back, you've got this one.
00:40:33.000 On the Appalachian Chaos subreddit, like some guy got slimed out.
00:40:35.000 He's like, is that a restricted area?
00:40:37.000 I just got shot.
00:40:39.000 The Friends of Blue Ridge Mountain wants to make sure you are aware of the expansion at Mount Weather.
00:40:42.000 Oh, it's exciting.
00:40:45.000 No L for the Nimbies.
00:40:46.000 And then there's also the Cheyenne Mountain Complex.
00:40:50.000 See, these are things we just know about.
00:40:51.000 You got to get different names.
00:40:53.000 I instantly know this in Cheyenne.
00:40:54.000 Yeah, I was going to say.
00:40:55.000 Yeah, the Cheyenne Mountain.
00:40:56.000 Check this out.
00:40:57.000 This is so cool.
00:40:58.000 I know about this because I watched Stargate SG 1.
00:41:00.000 Oh.
00:41:00.000 I did.
00:41:02.000 And this is where they operate out of.
00:41:04.000 And this is the shot they show.
00:41:05.000 There's a sign on it.
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:06.000 There's pictures of it?
00:41:07.000 Why would they put a sign?
00:41:08.000 You can probably see this.
00:41:09.000 What I'm saying is if you know about it, it's not where they're going.
00:41:13.000 Yeah.
00:41:13.000 True, right?
00:41:14.000 You know.
00:41:15.000 Big neon sign.
00:41:16.000 Government here.
00:41:16.000 You'd hope so.
00:41:18.000 That would be like.
00:41:19.000 Could you imagine if your chickens actually knew where you lived?
00:41:22.000 Like, they can't even comprehend what you're doing.
00:41:24.000 Right.
00:41:25.000 You got to get Bugs Bunny.
00:41:26.000 He paints a fake tunnel and the Chinese military flies in and they hit it and blow up and we win the war.
00:41:31.000 That's it.
00:41:31.000 Yeah.
00:41:32.000 Xi Jinping is personally flying the plane.
00:41:34.000 Yeah, because Darth Vader did that in the first Star Wars.
00:41:36.000 He sure did.
00:41:37.000 He dropped in the TIE fight.
00:41:38.000 That's right.
00:41:38.000 He's like, I'm going to handle this myself.
00:41:39.000 That's right.
00:41:40.000 Kirk would do that too.
00:41:40.000 He might just get fired.
00:41:41.000 Kirk would do that.
00:41:42.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:41:44.000 Yes.
00:41:45.000 Yeah.
00:41:45.000 Yeah.
00:41:45.000 So, anyway, the theory is that with World War III gearing up with the depopulation agenda, If they were going to depopulate everybody, they wouldn't want the smartest people to get caught up in it.
00:41:57.000 Right.
00:41:57.000 So they're basically like, they're doing all these H 1Bs and like OVs as to bring all these smart Indians and, you know, Nigerians and whoever all to America, plus a good handful of Honduran farmers.
00:42:08.000 Then when the war breaks out, all the rest of the population is reduced to 500 million.
00:42:12.000 There will be 200 million of the smartest and hardest working individuals in one place.
00:42:17.000 Well, it seems like the opposite is happening.
00:42:19.000 They're sending their best, though.
00:42:20.000 We're draining all the dumbest people to America.
00:42:22.000 So then when America gets blown up, the rest of the world is all over.
00:42:26.000 Well, actually, inverse arc theory.
00:42:27.000 There's been some really weird stuff, like in the, what was it?
00:42:31.000 In the 80s, 70s, and 80s, it was determined by the powers that be that the United States was going to have more doctors than they would have people that the doctors could treat, right?
00:42:42.000 More doctors than patients.
00:42:43.000 So they decided to put a limit on medical school admissions and to limit the construction and creation of new medical schools.
00:42:51.000 And then what happened, of course, is the population grew and there weren't enough doctors.
00:42:56.000 And that's when we started importing all of the Indian doctors.
00:43:01.000 Doctors in India to treat Indians.
00:43:06.000 And the medical schools still haven't caught up.
00:43:09.000 So we still don't have enough doctors in the United States.
00:43:14.000 Did you guys hear about this story from?
00:43:17.000 Well, it's going viral and there's no principal source.
00:43:20.000 Did China really warn citizens not to talk to aliens?
00:43:24.000 The viral 2026 message explained.
00:43:27.000 So people started posting these crazy videos saying that Chinese state media put out a warning to its citizens not to respond if aliens tried to contact them.
00:43:35.000 Well, everybody started freaking out, being like, why would China do that?
00:43:37.000 And the truth is, they did.
00:43:39.000 They did say that.
00:43:40.000 The Chinese state media put out a message saying something to the effect of do not respond if aliens contact.
00:43:47.000 Were they just trying to creep everybody out?
00:43:49.000 What was going on?
00:43:50.000 A non governmental agency issued the updated guidelines for the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Program, the SETI program, which stated that if you are tracking aliens and they contact you, the protocol is not to respond, but to contact the government and the UN.
00:44:05.000 Once you get these proper consultations, a decision will be made as to how to respond.
00:44:10.000 This then made its way from it, it was posted by this non governmental agency, which gets posted by a local news organization and then finally picked up by state media as a statement these are the guidelines.
00:44:23.000 But the thing is, everybody immediately assumes in their mind they're imagining like Xi Jinping is like a guy rushes to him and he hands him a letter and he looks at it and it says aliens have made contact.
00:44:23.000 It really happened.
00:44:33.000 And he goes, we must warn the citizens not to talk to them.
00:44:36.000 Or they're assuming that aliens are snatching people up and sending messages when it was actually just the updated protocol for SETI.
00:44:43.000 So it really did happen.
00:44:45.000 And now, what the funny thing is, you've got these fact checkers being like, it never happened because it sounds sensational.
00:44:52.000 They're saying, it didn't happen, but it did happen.
00:44:54.000 Yeah.
00:44:55.000 So the real question, I suppose, is is there a possibility China wanted to have their state media put out a message?
00:45:04.000 Because, I mean, it is the government doing it.
00:45:06.000 Sure.
00:45:07.000 I mean, probably they wanted to distract everybody from something else.
00:45:10.000 The conspiracy theory is that they're going to have either real or fake disclosure very soon.
00:45:15.000 And some say the fake disclosure is, you know, very Watchmen esque so that everybody unifies against an alien threat.
00:45:22.000 But there are a lot of these conspiracy theorists.
00:45:24.000 There's like, have you guys seen the published timeline for disclosure that's going viral?
00:45:28.000 You guys, you know, I read nothing like I read literally everything.
00:45:28.000 No.
00:45:32.000 I have nothing but this stuff all day, every day.
00:45:35.000 Yeah, there's a timeline for disclosure that somebody publishes.
00:45:37.000 It looks like a government document.
00:45:39.000 And it's basically outlining these things are in the timeline of what they were going to do.
00:45:44.000 So you get like, and you get like the government releases, then you get the official UFO sightings, like Ukraine cited UFOs on the moon.
00:45:53.000 So they're slowly gearing us up to claim that they're aliens.
00:45:56.000 Didn't the US kind of already soft launch that though?
00:45:59.000 They've been releasing all the UFO files and it's like.
00:46:01.000 That's the point.
00:46:02.000 That's in the timeline.
00:46:03.000 Yeah, but there's not much in there really.
00:46:05.000 Yeah, I watched and I was like, eh, maybe.
00:46:07.000 Yeah, I'm just not seeing it.
00:46:08.000 And then I just didn't feel it.
00:46:10.000 It didn't do anything for me.
00:46:12.000 It's just Stephen Miller being like.
00:46:15.000 A lot of people are saying that what they're doing is, and I would be surprised by this, they're slow rolling information on UFOs so that we're bored with it.
00:46:24.000 And everyone's just like, yeah, I saw those videos of the UFOs.
00:46:26.000 I don't know.
00:46:27.000 And then 10 years from now, When there's UFOs flying around, they'll be like, I mean, these things have been here forever.
00:46:31.000 Yeah.
00:46:32.000 It's kind of like the surveillance state.
00:46:32.000 Right.
00:46:33.000 You know, it's like piece by piece, we give up our perceived freedom and agency to a surveillance state so that at every step of the way, we just acquiesce over and over again and then we don't even notice.
00:46:47.000 That's why they keep doing flyovers.
00:46:48.000 They're trying to normalize it so that one day in the formation, there's just a UFO and you're like, what's the alien?
00:46:53.000 Like the alien will show up and be like, I don't know, could he play running back?
00:46:57.000 Like, yeah.
00:46:57.000 You're like good at football?
00:46:59.000 Yeah.
00:46:59.000 Or we'll just be like, no, you don't have a visa.
00:47:01.000 Get the hell out.
00:47:02.000 It'd be awesome to just deport them.
00:47:04.000 You're deported.
00:47:05.000 Where would we deport them?
00:47:06.000 Right?
00:47:06.000 Back to Alpha Centauri.
00:47:07.000 It was under the Congo.
00:47:08.000 That's what China is going on.
00:47:10.000 They were trying to eat me.
00:47:12.000 You know, I'm full of the conspiracy theories, guys.
00:47:12.000 There was another really good.
00:47:15.000 You got to read this stuff more.
00:47:15.000 It's fun.
00:47:17.000 There was one where a guy posted, it went viral on threads, where he said, humans are a genetically engineered species that are not native to Earth, and they're planted on planets to mine gold for a thousand years when the aliens come back and take the gold to use as fuel for their spaceships.
00:47:30.000 This sounds like a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy type of conspiracy.
00:47:32.000 They said, That in 1970, the aliens came and took all of the gold, and that's why the gold's gone from Fort Knox.
00:47:38.000 And now they've just left us.
00:47:39.000 They don't care about what we do.
00:47:40.000 Is the gold gone from Fort Knox?
00:47:42.000 Well, supposedly no, but it doesn't matter anyway because if this were true, wouldn't they have taken all of the gold?
00:47:47.000 Why would all of these gold stores?
00:47:49.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:52.000 Sorry.
00:47:52.000 One of the reasons for the conspiracy theory is the emergence of all these we buy gold stores.
00:47:56.000 You know, they put it on the ground.
00:47:58.000 Gold is an element.
00:48:00.000 It's in space.
00:48:03.000 It's not like gold is only on Earth.
00:48:06.000 Yeah, and also, if they went and they took all the gold, you'd go around Memphis and people would be missing teeth.
00:48:10.000 Right.
00:48:11.000 So you would know that they took it.
00:48:12.000 Yeah.
00:48:13.000 Clearly not dropping it.
00:48:13.000 Like that kind of stuff.
00:48:14.000 Like, your gold teeth just get wrapped around.
00:48:16.000 You're like, why?
00:48:18.000 I have aluminum Canadian teeth.
00:48:19.000 I'm like, oh, crap.
00:48:21.000 Canadian teeth.
00:48:22.000 Yeah.
00:48:22.000 So I think it's all just a bunch of hogwash.
00:48:24.000 Yeah.
00:48:24.000 Like, aliens are real at all.
00:48:26.000 Like I said, well, you don't think aliens are real at all?
00:48:27.000 So you think that we're the only people, we're the only humanoids in the universe.
00:48:31.000 So the guy that was not on threats.
00:48:32.000 Octopus might be aliens, though.
00:48:34.000 Octopus are weird.
00:48:35.000 Are you guys not on threats?
00:48:36.000 I'm on threads.
00:48:38.000 I just opened the app right now, and this is the first thing it recommended.
00:48:42.000 Usually, from GB.
00:48:44.000 GB314.
00:48:46.000 That's in 100 years after it's far too late, it will seem incomprehensible that we did not simply kill the 35 to 40 people directly responsible for destroying the planet.
00:48:57.000 That's what you get on threads right when you pop the app open.
00:49:00.000 When I pop the app open, it says Tim Pool is on threads.
00:49:03.000 It's literally, yeah, that's what happens.
00:49:05.000 Well, because I just saw threads, and I'm like, here's another one.
00:49:07.000 I remember meeting these clancy people in real life, and I'm like, then you go on threads, and it's like, oh.
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:11.000 They're everywhere.
00:49:12.000 That's where they are.
00:49:13.000 I guess Trump conspiracy theorists were right again.
00:49:13.000 Here's one.
00:49:16.000 Barry was an illegal president, which means all the garbage she passed or signed is illegal, and you Democrats got played as usual.
00:49:23.000 That's on thread?
00:49:23.000 Threads is amazing.
00:49:24.000 It's on threads.
00:49:25.000 A left place.
00:49:26.000 So we were talking about the lowest person.
00:49:29.000 So on Battlestar Galactica, Laura, who was the president, she had been a minor cabinet member in the education department, but she was the highest.
00:49:41.000 Highest official who was surviving in Battlestar.
00:49:45.000 Stephen in accounting and Tacoma is now the president.
00:49:49.000 Checks his phone.
00:49:50.000 He's like, what?
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:52.000 And then there's a video of a Nepalese dam exploding.
00:49:55.000 That was crazy.
00:49:56.000 You saw what happened with that, right?
00:49:58.000 It was like a glacier broke?
00:49:59.000 Yeah, it was like an avalanche.
00:50:01.000 It's called Yokel Hops.
00:50:03.000 And then also a landslide was happening at the same time.
00:50:06.000 Yokel Hops.
00:50:07.000 Yokel Hops.
00:50:08.000 Yokel Hops.
00:50:10.000 Like an apocalypse, but Yokel Hops.
00:50:11.000 I think it's a glacial outpost.
00:50:14.000 That sounds like someone that got busted up the Nuremberg drive.
00:50:16.000 You know, I can tell you why I'm.
00:50:18.000 You know how I know what Yokel Hops is, Phil?
00:50:20.000 The magic card.
00:50:21.000 It is a Magic the Gathering card.
00:50:23.000 Quite literally describing exactly what happens.
00:50:23.000 Yep.
00:50:25.000 A glacier broke.
00:50:27.000 Which then fell down with the water and slammed into it with that massive amount of mass all at once.
00:50:33.000 It just forced this massive flood ripping through like crazy.
00:50:39.000 Indeed.
00:50:40.000 God's magic with us.
00:50:41.000 Pick it up.
00:50:42.000 It's not a particularly good card.
00:50:45.000 Why is this card?
00:50:45.000 Meh.
00:50:46.000 Wow.
00:50:47.000 Well, it's not bad.
00:50:49.000 It's a board wipe for six, so it could work in Commander.
00:50:53.000 I think there's probably Alien's Tate.
00:50:55.000 I think there's probably.
00:50:57.000 Other existences.
00:50:59.000 It's just the problem is everyone, it's like probably, but I'm not convinced.
00:51:04.000 Are we really supposed to believe the moon is the perfect size just to block the sun?
00:51:08.000 Yeah.
00:51:09.000 Come on.
00:51:10.000 Let's get whimsical.
00:51:10.000 It's not hollow.
00:51:12.000 Whatever happened to whimsy?
00:51:12.000 Everything's going to be explained now.
00:51:15.000 Why can't we just wonder?
00:51:16.000 That's what I've been saying.
00:51:18.000 I purposely don't Google stuff.
00:51:19.000 I'm just like, I don't know.
00:51:21.000 I want my kid, when he asks me, I'm going to be like, you don't Google stuff.
00:51:25.000 Like Lindsey Clancy apparently Googled all of this crazy stuff.
00:51:28.000 That's hilarious.
00:51:29.000 They're like, it was the hospital for sure.
00:51:29.000 That's so.
00:51:31.000 Yeah.
00:51:32.000 Why do you slime out your kids and no one knows?
00:51:34.000 She was Googling how to, you know, take yourself out.
00:51:38.000 She was Googling that.
00:51:39.000 She was Googling the distance to the restaurant that she suggested her husband go pick stuff up at.
00:51:47.000 And apparently the husband was like, well, let's go to these closer places.
00:51:50.000 She had to, he worked from home.
00:51:53.000 She had a country club membership.
00:51:55.000 She had a nanny.
00:51:56.000 She had 18 months maternity leave.
00:51:58.000 Where was the nanny?
00:52:00.000 They let the nanny go after her third child was.
00:52:03.000 Born because she decided to stay home with the kids because she had that option.
00:52:07.000 18 months.
00:52:08.000 Yeah.
00:52:09.000 Yeah.
00:52:09.000 That's wild.
00:52:10.000 And then a male voice.
00:52:12.000 And then a male voice.
00:52:13.000 And also, she only heard the voices then and she never heard them before or since.
00:52:20.000 And they stopped at the time of the, you know.
00:52:26.000 Because it's the point of an insanity defense.
00:52:26.000 Right.
00:52:28.000 You were found not guilty by reason of insanity.
00:52:28.000 Yeah.
00:52:30.000 Oh, wait, you're not insane anymore.
00:52:37.000 You're free to go.
00:52:40.000 Right.
00:52:42.000 That's stupid.
00:52:44.000 See, this is why I'm pro AI because AI psychosis could have saved her.
00:52:49.000 Because if she got the AI first, then they'd just be like, oh, you got to take all the copper wire out of your tail.
00:52:55.000 And that would have saved her.
00:52:55.000 The kids would still be alive.
00:52:56.000 But instead, she would have locked it.
00:52:58.000 It would have told her that she was solving mathematical equations never before seen.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 And she would have run to a university with like.
00:53:04.000 Scribblings of nonsense.
00:53:06.000 Yeah, she'd be like on an etch a sketch all day, like doing math problems.
00:53:08.000 So it would have saved her.
00:53:10.000 We need AI psychosis.
00:53:11.000 AI psychosis is like actually saving people from just murdering their families.
00:53:15.000 That guy who thought he, this is a true story.
00:53:17.000 There was a guy who's like a trucker and ChatGPT convinced him that he was solving all these math problems and he was a genius.
00:53:22.000 Yeah.
00:53:22.000 And then I guess he tried to go to like university and they were like, these are like ravings of a madman.
00:53:26.000 What are you doing?
00:53:27.000 You're retarded.
00:53:29.000 You're an idiot.
00:53:29.000 Yeah.
00:53:32.000 It confirms what you already believe.
00:53:34.000 We got to pull this up, my friends.
00:53:35.000 We got this story from the Boston Globe.
00:53:38.000 Jurors have begun deliberating the fate of Lindsey Clancy.
00:53:42.000 I'm going to go ahead and say right now, and a lot of people don't want to hear it, I believe they're going to acquit Lindsey Clancy.
00:53:49.000 How many women are on the jury?
00:53:50.000 Nine.
00:53:51.000 A bunch of ladies.
00:53:51.000 Nine women on the jury.
00:53:53.000 Oh, she's getting a.
00:53:54.000 She's going home.
00:53:55.000 She's going home.
00:53:56.000 Oh, they said going home.
00:53:57.000 Oh, we know.
00:53:59.000 They are told not to look at anything.
00:54:01.000 I don't know if there's.
00:54:02.000 Oh, man.
00:54:02.000 But yeah, they get to go home.
00:54:04.000 Bro, they were sent home.
00:54:05.000 She got hot.
00:54:06.000 And apparently, you guys are going in.
00:54:08.000 They were sent home today before they made a decision.
00:54:10.000 The longer it goes on, the better it is for the defense.
00:54:15.000 But yeah, I mean, oh, this is another story.
00:54:18.000 Yeah, so people are calling this one the copy kit.
00:54:20.000 There was another guy in Carolina, North Dakota.
00:54:23.000 She killed her five month and three year old daughters.
00:54:25.000 Mm hmm.
00:54:26.000 In North Dakota, and was charged.
00:54:27.000 But I mean, is it a copycat?
00:54:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:29.000 Because it's like.
00:54:31.000 Yeah, no woman.
00:54:31.000 When was the.
00:54:32.000 Yeah, this is longer than.
00:54:33.000 No, no, no, but I mean, like, hold on.
00:54:34.000 When did the Lindsey Clancy story get big in the press?
00:54:37.000 Because if it was before she did it, then it's like, wow, that's crazy.
00:54:41.000 Well, she did it, and it was January 2023.
00:54:44.000 So it's been a while, and it definitely.
00:54:46.000 When this lady killed her kids?
00:54:47.000 No, Clancy.
00:54:48.000 All right.
00:54:49.000 But the women supporting Clancy, when did that start?
00:54:49.000 But Clancy didn't.
00:54:53.000 Because the question is, was this woman influenced?
00:54:58.000 It's like two weeks ago, maybe.
00:54:59.000 I thought it was July 6th.
00:55:00.000 I mean, I do this all the time.
00:55:01.000 On August 6th, she killed her kids.
00:55:04.000 The trial started at the end of August 6th.
00:55:07.000 I got to be honest.
00:55:08.000 I got to be honest.
00:55:09.000 I have a compromise.
00:55:11.000 I have a compromise with the liberals.
00:55:13.000 You know, they like to bring up that guns kill kids.
00:55:18.000 And it doesn't matter that most gun owners are peaceful.
00:55:22.000 The threat of guns is too much, even for one kid.
00:55:25.000 Isn't one death too much?
00:55:27.000 I agree.
00:55:28.000 And so I propose we ban all guns.
00:55:33.000 And women aren't allowed to have custody of children.
00:55:36.000 Liberals, you have 24 hours to respond.
00:55:39.000 This is the compromise.
00:55:39.000 We can bury the hatchet and focus on other things.
00:55:42.000 You know, the sad reality is they're probably going to be like, oh, that sounds fantastic.
00:55:47.000 Yeah.
00:55:47.000 We were going to abort the baby anyway.
00:55:49.000 So, this is a cool MOU.
00:55:50.000 I mean, I think that there's something to be said for the same people who are supporting abortion, don't think there's a big deal in killing a five year old.
00:55:57.000 It's like just a couple years to part.
00:55:58.000 This was so obvious when all these women came out, and many of them are liberal, defending Lindsey Clancy.
00:56:05.000 I said, This is the natural evolution.
00:56:07.000 When Northam said that they would abort a living birthed baby, and that literally happened.
00:56:14.000 And you know what the problem is?
00:56:15.000 Default libs don't believe when you tell them.
00:56:17.000 That Northam went on the radio and said the baby would be delivered, it would be made comfortable, and then the mother and the doctor would decide what to do.
00:56:25.000 That's ridiculous.
00:56:26.000 They're talking about killing the baby after it's born.
00:56:29.000 That's human life.
00:56:30.000 Well, once they had those conversations and they had said we should legalize at birth abortions.
00:56:36.000 This was the obvious next step for them.
00:56:38.000 Like, who would do that for them?
00:56:39.000 Oregon and Massachusetts and Colorado.
00:56:42.000 You would do that, you free.
00:56:43.000 Also, these women who are supporting Clancy, who literally have to set up their cameras, they have to set up their phone, they have to get the anchors, right?
00:56:51.000 So that they can stand off to the side and stream.
00:56:54.000 Then they have to go into it.
00:56:57.000 They have to go add captions, they have to edit it, and then they have to post it.
00:57:02.000 It's like, just go out and do something.
00:57:04.000 You put the music on lock, and there's always like the Handmaid's Tale music over it, and you're like, well, the Handmaid's Tale is the left.
00:57:10.000 The left are the handmaids.
00:57:11.000 They're pro hijab, they're pro abortion, they're pro surrogacy after that viral parody video.
00:57:17.000 Some young woman made where she, like, she grabs her cat and then she turns the camera on and then she, like, looks at steps back and she goes, Oh, I'm so, so hard.
00:57:17.000 Which one?
00:57:26.000 And she goes, Ooh, that was a good one.
00:57:28.000 And then she's, like, typing in and it goes, Oh, DoorDash.
00:57:31.000 That's what these women are doing.
00:57:34.000 Yeah, or the Vanity Fair reporter who was writing a profile of Clancy for Vanity Fair because she was friends.
00:57:39.000 They were friends.
00:57:39.000 Oh, yeah, she's a girl.
00:57:40.000 They were childhood friends.
00:57:41.000 They were both together.
00:57:42.000 And she's, like, sitting there smiling and winking inward.
00:57:45.000 Court, you know, and then she made a bunch of selfie videos from like her hotel room where she just seemed drunk and crazy.
00:57:52.000 She's like, I just forgot to do my Adderall.
00:57:54.000 All Aaron's like, bro, put down your phone.
00:57:58.000 She was like posting them and then deleting them.
00:58:00.000 I was like, dude, this is not okay.
00:58:02.000 Totally unhealthy.
00:58:03.000 All the women outside who are like, same, that could have been us, are like accidentally admitting that they are also incapable of like regulating their emotions.
00:58:11.000 My thing is, and or their homicidal CPS for all of these women, like they need some checks on their kids to make sure that everybody's okay.
00:58:19.000 It's just like, but the logical conclusion of being like, I can't handle myself, like I'm just like Lindsay is like, okay, well then you can't handle any important decision making.
00:58:27.000 Like, I don't know, voting.
00:58:29.000 Yeah, but then they have like, or the kids.
00:58:31.000 These conservative commentators, and they're like, men need to step up.
00:58:35.000 These women just want to be led, clearly.
00:58:38.000 But the thing is, her husband was there.
00:58:41.000 He was there.
00:58:43.000 He worked from home.
00:58:44.000 He was present.
00:58:45.000 Like, she had to wait for him to get out of the house so that she could undertake this horrific action.
00:58:51.000 And I thought it was justified.
00:58:52.000 This is something you were posting about, Tim the, you know, breaking up with your girlfriend because she supports Clancy.
00:58:59.000 Now, you know, I remember.
00:59:01.000 You know, people would be saying, Oh, if your husband supports Trump, you have to break up with him.
00:59:05.000 You know, it's terrible.
00:59:07.000 But I think there's a big difference because in this case, you actually can fear that this woman is going to kill your future children.
00:59:14.000 Why would you want to have a child with a woman who believes child murder is justified?
00:59:18.000 That's totally out of control.
00:59:20.000 And it's permeated the culture in a way that, like, I haven't really seen before.
00:59:24.000 I was talking, I was catching up with a friend who's friends with a divorce lawyer who was telling him, Yeah, I've had like a dozen people, a dozen guys come, like, circle back to me about divorce proceedings and being like, My wife is very sympathetic to this lady, Lindsay, and it's like very common.
00:59:41.000 It's not like it's not a non zero amount of women who are like, it was Patrick.
00:59:46.000 Well, this is frozen themselves out of windows.
00:59:49.000 I think insane.
00:59:50.000 This is why we had the Salem witch trials, you know?
00:59:53.000 Yeah, real.
00:59:54.000 Was it Tichiba?
00:59:55.000 I just want to just, just, just, just, well, just a woman murdered her three kids in a very brutal, planned, and horrific way.
00:59:55.000 And she was.
01:00:03.000 And there's a bunch of women dancing around celebrating it.
01:00:06.000 I'm pretty sure if it was like, you know, way back when something like that happened, the dudes would be like, okay, they're nuts.
01:00:11.000 They're nuts.
01:00:13.000 They've gone mad.
01:00:14.000 Yeah.
01:00:14.000 Now, I'm not suggesting the Salem witch trials were a good thing.
01:00:17.000 I'm saying the guys back then would be like, yo.
01:00:19.000 No, but then we could talk about.
01:00:21.000 The men who came up on charges as well during the witch trials, too.
01:00:24.000 And I think probably that could be the case.
01:00:27.000 We'll come out and we'll say, oh, you know, maybe there's like a bit more nuance to the Salem witch trials.
01:00:31.000 And then like the Democrat witch coalition will come out and be like, Tim Justice, mag a podcast.
01:00:36.000 Same.
01:00:36.000 Do you remember Michael Knowles debating that 10 year old girl about the Salem witch trials at the, what was the ag thing that they had on the mall?
01:00:45.000 The state fair.
01:00:46.000 They were like hosting debates at the state fair, and it was literally Michael Knowles telling this 10 year old girl about why the Salem witch trials were good.
01:00:46.000 Oh, yeah.
01:00:55.000 And you like pan the camera and just people having heat stroke.
01:00:58.000 It was so crazy.
01:01:01.000 So crazy.
01:01:01.000 That was the last time I was in.
01:01:03.000 The 250 was crazy.
01:01:04.000 It was like an F1 raising.
01:01:05.000 I had to be there.
01:01:06.000 It was a movie.
01:01:07.000 There's like dudes who are already on the wildlife.
01:01:09.000 Salem feels like a very, I don't know.
01:01:11.000 I think Salem is a very dark place.
01:01:12.000 The times I've visited Salem, it feels horrible there.
01:01:15.000 I don't think so.
01:01:15.000 They missed a few.
01:01:18.000 Well, that's the meme.
01:01:18.000 Yeah.
01:01:19.000 We are the descendants of the witches you didn't burn.
01:01:22.000 That's the meme they post.
01:01:23.000 I do think that there has been some pushback from moms who don't hate their children posting photos and stuff online of their time in postpartum.
01:01:36.000 And I've liked that pushback.
01:01:38.000 Like, hey, it actually doesn't suck.
01:01:40.000 It's great.
01:01:41.000 I didn't kill my kids, see?
01:01:42.000 I didn't kill them.
01:01:43.000 I didn't do it.
01:01:44.000 I barely even thought about it.
01:01:45.000 It's great.
01:01:47.000 Yeah, I've liked that.
01:01:47.000 I didn't scratch the itch.
01:01:50.000 Oh, my goodness.
01:01:51.000 Posting pictures to your kids, like, see?
01:01:52.000 You don't have to kill them.
01:01:54.000 You don't like, come on now.
01:01:56.000 I just, I find it so unfathomable, this attitude.
01:02:01.000 And I think that there's, I think I should hope that there's most women who look at this and think it's just unfathomable.
01:02:08.000 Well, the crazy thing is like, we've all kind of known, it's just been like the most obvious instance where women are acting this hysterical.
01:02:15.000 And yet you will literally have pundits go on TV and be like, men are radicalized.
01:02:19.000 The men aren't okay.
01:02:21.000 And it's like, the women are literally being like, same Lindsay.
01:02:25.000 It's the men.
01:02:26.000 Okay.
01:02:27.000 So I just looked it up.
01:02:29.000 Sarah Good, this is the Salem Witch Trails, was an impoverished beggar who quarreled with people and refused assistance.
01:02:35.000 With people who refused her assistance.
01:02:37.000 It's weird.
01:02:38.000 Sarah Osborne had been involved in a controversial inheritance dispute and had violated social expectations by living with a servant before marrying him.
01:02:46.000 Bridget Bishop had a reputation for being argumentative and had previously faced accusations of witchcraft.
01:02:51.000 Tituba, that's the name, participated in fortune telling related activities, according to some contemporary testimony.
01:02:59.000 There you go.
01:02:59.000 Although exactly what she did before her interrogation is disputed.
01:03:02.000 She was hanging out with a bunch of teenage girls who were.
01:03:05.000 This is open and shut.
01:03:06.000 That's a different four.
01:03:07.000 Great work.
01:03:08.000 It's clear cut.
01:03:08.000 Yeah.
01:03:09.000 So the point is like, so here's, I went on ChatGPT and I said, were the Salem witch trials legitimate?
01:03:16.000 Did the women do things to warrant trials?
01:03:18.000 And it said, no, none of the women actually practiced witchcraft.
01:03:22.000 And I said, I didn't ask if they practiced witchcraft.
01:03:24.000 And it goes, oh, you're right.
01:03:26.000 I interpreted your question too narrowly.
01:03:28.000 You're asking whether they had done something.
01:03:31.000 That resulted in some kind of legal proceeding.
01:03:32.000 Yes.
01:03:33.000 So I want to stress this cohabitation has been illegal in this country forever.
01:03:35.000 It's still illegal today.
01:03:36.000 We still enforce against it.
01:03:38.000 Go back a couple hundred years, a man and a woman who are not married living together was like insanely illegal.
01:03:43.000 Yeah.
01:03:44.000 I'm not saying it was a good thing.
01:03:45.000 I'm asking, did people violate the laws of their day?
01:03:47.000 I love that that's Chad's response because you could ask Grok, like, why did we stop the Salem Witch trials?
01:03:51.000 And it'd be like, I don't know, actually.
01:03:53.000 That's a good question.
01:03:55.000 I don't know.
01:03:55.000 It beats me.
01:03:56.000 I've seen this Lindsay stuff.
01:03:57.000 It's crazy.
01:04:00.000 Yeah, Grok is just like, it's just a chiller.
01:04:03.000 I don't know.
01:04:04.000 I'll write an email.
01:04:05.000 They all deserved it.
01:04:07.000 Yeah, Phil, that's your area.
01:04:08.000 I mean, are the women around there crazier than usual?
01:04:11.000 Not crazier than usual.
01:04:13.000 Like, I'm just saying this.
01:04:14.000 If the Lindsey Clancy supporters were dropped back in time, they would all be like, they have horrible fates.
01:04:22.000 Because, I mean, it's like unmarried, childless women, they'd be like, with cats.
01:04:27.000 With cats.
01:04:28.000 Yeah, you're a witch.
01:04:29.000 Oh, definitely.
01:04:29.000 Wow, is that.
01:04:30.000 With their familiars.
01:04:31.000 That's where that comes from.
01:04:33.000 You know what I wonder?
01:04:34.000 There's like a bunch of dudes sitting around, like having a drink, and they're like, you know what I can't stand?
01:04:38.000 There's like these women, they're not getting married, they're not having kids.
01:04:41.000 Instead, they're having cats, and they're treating the cats like babies.
01:04:44.000 And the guy's like, You know what, we should do?
01:04:46.000 We got to put a stop to it.
01:04:47.000 I mean, it's not illegal to have a cat.
01:04:47.000 Yeah, but how?
01:04:51.000 Cats are a witch thing, right?
01:04:53.000 Yeah.
01:04:54.000 We're making witch things.
01:04:55.000 Right.
01:04:56.000 It could be illegal.
01:04:56.000 Yeah.
01:04:57.000 Nowadays, we're using like essential oils.
01:04:58.000 It could be illegal.
01:04:59.000 Yeah, the essential oils.
01:04:59.000 Same thing.
01:05:00.000 That's modern potions.
01:05:01.000 Yeah.
01:05:02.000 They're literally doing like tarot cards.
01:05:04.000 Oh, we need some ukulele.
01:05:05.000 Oh, and they burned.
01:05:05.000 Oh, and astrology?
01:05:07.000 Well, astrology is satanic.
01:05:08.000 We knew that already.
01:05:09.000 Oh, and the tapestry is satanic.
01:05:10.000 Oh, he was a gemini.
01:05:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:05:13.000 That proves it.
01:05:13.000 That burned.
01:05:14.000 Then it's helter skelter backwards.
01:05:15.000 Yeah.
01:05:16.000 Yeah, the whole nine yards.
01:05:16.000 The whole thing.
01:05:18.000 I'm going to call the Salem Police Department tonight.
01:05:20.000 Like, boys, I got a pitch.
01:05:22.000 I got a pitch.
01:05:23.000 You know, it would be a fun movie that would just pair it off.
01:05:25.000 It ran off, I know.
01:05:26.000 A guy in Massachusetts finds a buried book, and it's the true history of the witch trials.
01:05:33.000 And all of the women are actually just like, they were serial killers and lunatics and murderers.
01:05:38.000 But the government covered it up because they were like, we can't let everybody know that these women were murdering everybody.
01:05:43.000 And then the witches actually won.
01:05:45.000 Wait, so were the Confederates actually like based like allies?
01:05:48.000 The Confederates were way later.
01:05:49.000 Oh, these Northerners are just killing these innocent women.
01:05:52.000 We gotta go get a picture.
01:05:55.000 Pretty sure that was 200 years later.
01:05:57.000 Yeah, but they're still thinking in terms of Puritans, and they're like, we gotta get up there and liberate those poor angels.
01:06:04.000 That's what's going on.
01:06:05.000 And then, and then since the Confederates lost, the Northerners rewrote the history, and they're like, oh, they had slaves or something.
01:06:10.000 Actually, that would be a funny movie.
01:06:11.000 You know how they did Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?
01:06:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:14.000 You could do a movie where it's like, where it's like part two is Abraham Lincoln gets bit by a vampire and is turning, and then, you know, like these generals from West Point watch it happen.
01:06:26.000 And they're like, we got to get out of here.
01:06:27.000 And they go to the South and they hold an emergency meeting where they're like, the government of the United States has been taken over by vampires.
01:06:34.000 They got Lincoln.
01:06:34.000 And they're like, we have no choice but to secede.
01:06:37.000 And then Lincoln, you know, comes out with like a veil, like covered in the sun.
01:06:41.000 So the sun doesn't get on him.
01:06:42.000 And he's like, we have to go to war.
01:06:44.000 And then he only comes out at night, all his dresses are at night.
01:06:46.000 That'd be a fun movie, right?
01:06:47.000 Yeah.
01:06:47.000 That'd be nice.
01:06:48.000 And he wears the hat to shield himself from any remaining sun.
01:06:51.000 That's why he wears that.
01:06:52.000 This is a really wide brim.
01:06:53.000 Yeah.
01:06:54.000 Like forever.
01:06:55.000 He comes out at noon.
01:06:56.000 So it's always cast.
01:06:57.000 He shadows straight down.
01:06:58.000 Lincoln's going after Clancy.
01:07:00.000 We got to get up there now.
01:07:02.000 That's what I thought.
01:07:03.000 Yeah, Civil War Vampire Hunters.
01:07:04.000 We could program that in Sea Dance probably.
01:07:07.000 Oh, that's a good idea.
01:07:07.000 Civil War.
01:07:08.000 Civil War Vampire Hunters sounds like that movie.
01:07:10.000 There's like a mirror that they can't see as reflection.
01:07:12.000 Michael B. Jordan.
01:07:14.000 And it was like up for Academy.
01:07:14.000 What was that movie?
01:07:15.000 Oh, the recent one?
01:07:16.000 Yeah.
01:07:17.000 With Haley Seinfeld.
01:07:17.000 Oh, gosh.
01:07:20.000 I don't know, but it was basically.
01:07:23.000 Haley Seinfeld?
01:07:24.000 It was basically.
01:07:25.000 It was about how white people are vampires and you have to kill them.
01:07:28.000 I know exactly what you're talking about.
01:07:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:07:29.000 But it was actually.
01:07:30.000 Fun movie.
01:07:31.000 We're missing.
01:07:31.000 That's what I heard.
01:07:32.000 We're missing.
01:07:33.000 My roommate was like, it's kind of good.
01:07:35.000 We need the Seinfeld episode where George accidentally starts dating a girl and then turns out she's a Clancy supporter.
01:07:41.000 Oh, that'd be amazing.
01:07:42.000 George, she supports Clancy.
01:07:43.000 He's like, oh no, Jerry, I got to break up with her.
01:07:47.000 She's at the courthouse right now.
01:07:49.000 Right.
01:07:49.000 Or because it's George, you'd be like, well, I wasn't planning to have kids, so it doesn't matter.
01:07:54.000 George, she's actually got a point.
01:07:56.000 He's like, George, no.
01:07:58.000 What are you doing?
01:07:59.000 She's going to kill your kids.
01:08:01.000 Who wants kids anyway?
01:08:02.000 Well, that's George.
01:08:03.000 That would be an awesome.
01:08:03.000 He doesn't want kids.
01:08:04.000 And then the side.
01:08:05.000 Although there was that episode where he was all excited that his boys could swim.
01:08:08.000 And then the side plot is Kramer's collecting the mail in ballots that just got ruled invalid and he's saving it for a future election.
01:08:13.000 Him and Newman.
01:08:14.000 Because Newman works at the post office.
01:08:16.000 He does.
01:08:17.000 Yeah.
01:08:18.000 There's so many.
01:08:19.000 Yeah.
01:08:20.000 Elaine goes on a date and turns out it's James O'Keefe.
01:08:22.000 But she wants to be plugged in.
01:08:23.000 Oh, that's so good.
01:08:24.000 Yeah.
01:08:25.000 But she doesn't recognize him.
01:08:26.000 Yeah.
01:08:26.000 Until she sees the TikTok later.
01:08:27.000 We got to get NBC on the phone.
01:08:28.000 Until she sees the TikTok later.
01:08:28.000 Yeah.
01:08:29.000 We got to get NBC on the phone.
01:08:31.000 We're going to restart the show.
01:08:31.000 Yeah.
01:08:32.000 What's her name?
01:08:33.000 Haley Seinfeld.
01:08:34.000 I think you should probably get it.
01:08:35.000 You'd have to get it.
01:08:35.000 Yeah, she can.
01:08:37.000 You'd probably have to get Jerry on the phone and be like, Jerry, you got to come back.
01:08:39.000 Jerry, I got to level with you.
01:08:40.000 This Clancy stuff, this is gold.
01:08:41.000 We're missing all of it.
01:08:42.000 Gold, Jerry.
01:08:43.000 It's gold.
01:08:44.000 It's so good.
01:08:44.000 Do you think, has SNL done anything on the Clancy stuff?
01:08:48.000 Oh, no.
01:08:48.000 That would be so good if they were.
01:08:50.000 They actually started to be funny.
01:08:52.000 The Republicans gave them some stuff to be funny about earlier in the summer.
01:08:55.000 It was like pissed me off.
01:08:56.000 I think it's funny.
01:08:58.000 Yeah, it's not bad.
01:08:59.000 We got to do like Wednesday Night Live and then do like a.
01:09:02.000 Oh, this is an idea.
01:09:03.000 Yeah, but then like too many conservatives get involved and like ruin it.
01:09:05.000 They just do like two on the nose of like tranny jokes and stuff.
01:09:08.000 It's like over.
01:09:09.000 That's concerning.
01:09:10.000 So you got a whole studio here.
01:09:11.000 You should start doing it.
01:09:13.000 Yeah.
01:09:13.000 Yeah.
01:09:14.000 Wednesday Night Live.
01:09:15.000 Start right.
01:09:17.000 It's like Babylon Beach jokes.
01:09:18.000 Like, oh, it's over.
01:09:19.000 Let's do it a little earlier because conservatives go to bed soon.
01:09:22.000 Yeah.
01:09:23.000 Conservatives got involved.
01:09:25.000 That was generally good, though.
01:09:27.000 They were, yeah.
01:09:28.000 They were.
01:09:28.000 Yeah.
01:09:29.000 You don't think so?
01:09:30.000 They are.
01:09:30.000 Well, I've had two.
01:09:31.000 I've had like their main guy call me a moron like three different times on Twitter.
01:09:35.000 Oh, so your butt hurt about it.
01:09:36.000 It's personal, yeah.
01:09:38.000 And they're not funny.
01:09:38.000 So they were funny like five years ago.
01:09:41.000 And then because they were like doing like Christian jokes and it was like funny for us.
01:09:45.000 And then they started getting like political.
01:09:46.000 And I'm like, we already got like funnier political.
01:09:48.000 Do you think the jury is going to come back with a decision at 9 a.m. tomorrow?
01:09:52.000 Or do you think they're going to take the whole day?
01:09:54.000 I don't know, but they're dead.
01:09:55.000 Like, she is definitely not going to jail.
01:09:58.000 Manslaughter.
01:09:59.000 I think it's going to be manslaughter.
01:10:00.000 And she's going to be at the mental hospital for the rest of her life.
01:10:03.000 I'm not even convinced.
01:10:04.000 I don't even think for the rest of her life.
01:10:06.000 Nine women on the jury.
01:10:07.000 She's going to pick up a craft.
01:10:08.000 I'm like, she's fine.
01:10:10.000 Yeah, nine women.
01:10:11.000 Nine women on the jury.
01:10:12.000 Nah.
01:10:13.000 Literally turning her into George Floyd.
01:10:15.000 George Floyd.
01:10:16.000 Yeah.
01:10:16.000 Yeah.
01:10:17.000 Carmelo Anthony is George Floyd.
01:10:19.000 George Floyd.
01:10:20.000 It's literally Floyd.
01:10:21.000 Well, Carmelo Anthony is.
01:10:23.000 Definitely in prison.
01:10:24.000 And I think his latest appeal.
01:10:27.000 I got to get clean hands and tweet that out.
01:10:30.000 At Royal Surf, tweet this now.
01:10:31.000 For her to get acquitted, it has to be like everybody says she's not.
01:10:36.000 Doesn't have to be unilateral.
01:10:38.000 Yeah.
01:10:38.000 It's unanimous.
01:10:39.000 Unilateral only one person.
01:10:41.000 My bad.
01:10:41.000 But one person on the wrong jury, and then it's a mistrial.
01:10:45.000 But she did admit to taking their lives.
01:10:45.000 Right.
01:10:48.000 That doesn't matter.
01:10:49.000 Yeah, but then she was like sobbing in the courtroom, and all the ladies on the jury are going to be like, damn.
01:10:54.000 She probably didn't do it that bad.
01:10:56.000 Yeah, I think she's sobbing because she did a horrible thing.
01:10:58.000 She didn't push that.
01:10:59.000 Just because you think.
01:11:00.000 Oh, I agree.
01:11:01.000 But I just think that the women on the jury, you know how we are.
01:11:04.000 It's going to be a hung jury, then the Netflix doc comes out when it's over.
01:11:07.000 I just.
01:11:07.000 I don't get it.
01:11:08.000 What state is this in?
01:11:09.000 I'm not saying we're like that, but we know how.
01:11:11.000 We know how they are.
01:11:11.000 Massachusetts.
01:11:12.000 Considering the agenda of the institutions in this country for murdering babies, she's going to be found not good.
01:11:18.000 She's good.
01:11:18.000 Yeah, she's kosher.
01:11:19.000 Look, Americans generally do not have a problem murdering babies.
01:11:22.000 She might get a plan.
01:11:23.000 I mean, when you think about internally and externally, You'll make her number one at everything.
01:11:27.000 Obama's like blowing up kids.
01:11:30.000 She's like, my body must be.
01:11:32.000 And she can walk.
01:11:33.000 And she's no longer paralyzed.
01:11:33.000 It's a miracle.
01:11:35.000 Yeah.
01:11:36.000 That's awesome.
01:11:37.000 PC Anthony.
01:11:38.000 She's like, oh, shit.
01:11:39.000 She must be like the Michael Jordan of killing your kids.
01:11:42.000 Well, Andrea, you said that.
01:11:43.000 It's actually the same thing.
01:11:44.000 You know, it's funny is like when I say women really do love murdering children.
01:11:48.000 And then, you know, whenever I put that into like JetGPT or whatever, it'll be like, not all women.
01:11:52.000 And it's just like, well, I didn't say that.
01:11:54.000 I said women plural.
01:11:54.000 There are women.
01:11:55.000 A non singular amount.
01:11:57.000 A plural amount.
01:11:58.000 A non singular amount of women enjoy killing kids.
01:12:01.000 A plurality.
01:12:02.000 Absolutely mad.
01:12:02.000 Well, I don't know about a plurality.
01:12:04.000 Well, plurality is not half.
01:12:06.000 The majority of women are pro life.
01:12:07.000 It's the largest group outside the majority.
01:12:10.000 Oh, okay.
01:12:10.000 So if there is no clear majority of the plurality, it's men are pro life and the women are pro.
01:12:15.000 You know, and that's with all the issues, the social issues.
01:12:17.000 It's like the men are.
01:12:19.000 I never had a chance of being pro abortion because in eighth grade, my catechism class, we were all shown, we were in the auditorium at our church.
01:12:28.000 We were all shown a video of an abortion.
01:12:32.000 Why?
01:12:32.000 That'll do it.
01:12:33.000 That'll do it.
01:12:33.000 Why?
01:12:34.000 Because we're Catholic and they wanted us to never be okay with abortion.
01:12:37.000 And it worked, it was effective.
01:12:39.000 Never okay with abortion.
01:12:42.000 That's why sometimes I believe the alien conspiracy theories.
01:12:45.000 Never okay with Islamism.
01:12:46.000 I like that one.
01:12:47.000 The aliens that are trying to mine the gold from Earth are like, there's too many people.
01:12:51.000 You got to have less.
01:12:52.000 Well, there are like 73 million abortions worldwide per year.
01:13:00.000 73 million abortions per year.
01:13:03.000 There's a million, about a million in the US alone.
01:13:06.000 Yeah.
01:13:07.000 And that's just the ones that are counted.
01:13:08.000 73 million.
01:13:09.000 I think a third of all pregnancies end in abortion.
01:13:12.000 It's going to be half by the.
01:13:14.000 Well, in the Nordic countries, they're just like.
01:13:16.000 What's the.
01:13:16.000 What's the.
01:13:17.000 Yeah.
01:13:18.000 What's the racial demographic?
01:13:19.000 They're anti-eugenics.
01:13:20.000 Well, there's more.
01:13:21.000 Have you guys seen the otherly-abled woman in a wheelchair in a metalcore band?
01:13:28.000 No.
01:13:28.000 There's a viral video called They Want Me Dead.
01:13:31.000 Oh, yeah.
01:13:31.000 Yeah.
01:13:32.000 I was like, who?
01:13:33.000 It's like, yeah, I'm like, I'm on Instagram, and there's this.
01:13:35.000 Who is they, though?
01:13:36.000 I think it's a woman.
01:13:37.000 I'm not trying to be disrespectful, but it's like a person who clearly has a developmental disorder, you know, small person in a wheelchair, high pitched voice, saying, like, and then, like, the music starts, and she's like, eugenics is not over.
01:13:49.000 It did not go away.
01:13:50.000 They want me dead.
01:13:51.000 And I'm like, let's go.
01:13:53.000 This was a remix.
01:13:54.000 No, but the problem was, it was like, there were like lefties, and they're like, so true Trump wants you dead.
01:13:58.000 And it's like, is that what it was about?
01:13:59.000 I was just talking about eugenics.
01:13:59.000 Yeah.
01:14:01.000 That's why it was so ironic.
01:14:01.000 I know.
01:14:02.000 It was abortion.
01:14:03.000 Whoa, whoa.
01:14:04.000 It's like the left is the one.
01:14:05.000 Well, I'll tell you this.
01:14:07.000 If it was meant to be a weird right, like the right wants you dead, and they were lefties, the message works for the pro lifers too.
01:14:13.000 The comments were all like, this is so punk.
01:14:14.000 These anti ableists are going to be cringinging at this.
01:14:17.000 And it's like, what?
01:14:21.000 It's not like we can undo the wheelchair ramps.
01:14:23.000 That would be like the extent of how we could interfere.
01:14:25.000 I don't think there should be any wheelchair ramps.
01:14:27.000 You're a skater.
01:14:27.000 This would be like D Day if they took away D Day.
01:14:31.000 Yeah, the country looks like Tony Hawk designed everything.
01:14:33.000 We're like, you go to Europe and it's railings and like stairs everywhere in America.
01:14:37.000 It's like everything's smooth ramps.
01:14:38.000 That's why people who are disabled come to the U.S. for vacation because it's really smooth.
01:14:42.000 Yeah.
01:14:42.000 The idea that we as a government said.
01:14:44.000 The idea that we as a government said ends in stairs.
01:14:47.000 Yeah.
01:14:48.000 What is it like?
01:14:49.000 3% of Americans use wheelchairs?
01:14:51.000 It's a small number.
01:14:53.000 Should every restaurant be forced to carry chopsticks because 7% of the country is Asian?
01:14:57.000 What about strollers?
01:14:58.000 People like their strollers and their walkers and their little scoot around things, you know, for fat people.
01:15:02.000 I mean, you can always just, the dad can pick the baby up and the mom can, or mom can carry the baby and the dad can carry the stroller.
01:15:08.000 Ain't nobody picking up the people that are in those scooters.
01:15:11.000 There's a number in marketing for like, for restaurantees, is if 3% of the population has a certain dietary restriction, then it's actually financially advantageous to like accommodate it.
01:15:20.000 That's why every restaurant has gluten free options.
01:15:21.000 I was going to say that.
01:15:22.000 I went to Gordon Ramsay's.
01:15:24.000 Yeah.
01:15:24.000 And I was like, what do you have with no bread?
01:15:26.000 And they're like, we have gluten free buns.
01:15:27.000 And I'm like, I don't want any of it.
01:15:28.000 Give me a burger with no bun.
01:15:29.000 Because I think the magic is 3%, because that's how people in Britain were crunching the numbers to figure out how Muslim the country got.
01:15:35.000 Because as soon as halal became ubiquitous, they're like, oh, we just hit 3%.
01:15:38.000 I'll tell you this, though.
01:15:39.000 The restaurant, there's a restaurant called Cider Press.
01:15:42.000 It's like a little farm restaurant.
01:15:44.000 We love it.
01:15:45.000 They're gluten free buns, indistinguishable from a bun.
01:15:47.000 They could just get rid of regular buns and just only do the gluten free ones.
01:15:50.000 Yeah, but the problem, like my fiance is gluten free, and then she gets like too suspicious of the gluten free buns.
01:15:55.000 Oh, bro.
01:15:55.000 She's like, oh, no, this is gluten.
01:15:57.000 That's happened before.
01:15:58.000 I went to a place, ordered pizza, gluten free pizza, and I looked at it.
01:16:01.000 I'm like, this is too good.
01:16:02.000 I'm sorry.
01:16:03.000 I'm not going to eat it.
01:16:04.000 It's got to fall apart.
01:16:05.000 Yeah, it's got to be crumbly, dry garbage.
01:16:08.000 Otherwise, I don't believe you.
01:16:09.000 And there's an Italian restaurant.
01:16:10.000 It's in East of Frederick.
01:16:13.000 I forgot the name of the town, but amazing place.
01:16:17.000 And they had gluten free pizza, and it's made with rice.
01:16:19.000 So it's fluffy and delicious.
01:16:21.000 And I said, it's too delicious.
01:16:23.000 I'm concerned it's not really gluten free.
01:16:25.000 Yeah, it's a huge problem.
01:16:27.000 Ciderpress is great, though.
01:16:29.000 Someone, we accidentally bought vegan sausages.
01:16:30.000 So, if you guys want to have them downstairs, no, I'm good.
01:16:34.000 Good on that.
01:16:35.000 Shave off like a week of my life, right?
01:16:37.000 It's made of um, fennel, it's made of seitan, yeah, pure wheat gluten, yeah.
01:16:42.000 I've seen that stuff, like the how it's made tutorial.
01:16:46.000 Don't, yeah, we had some leftover tar, yeah, stem cells.
01:16:50.000 Do you want to?
01:16:51.000 I've scraped some crud off the bottom of my shoe.
01:16:53.000 If you want to eat it, it's downstairs, yeah, great.
01:16:56.000 Oh, well, crushed up some watch batteries, put that in there, it's like uh, well.
01:17:01.000 To eat, we have the vegan sausages or some crud that I scraped off the bottom of my shoe.
01:17:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:17:06.000 I'll have the crud from the shoe.
01:17:07.000 You know what the good thing about it is, though, is when you go on airplanes.
01:17:10.000 The biggest fake out is on airplanes, the vegetarian option always is like crap.
01:17:14.000 It's always so much fun.
01:17:15.000 It's always like mac and cheese, and then the meat option is like, here's like chicken guts.
01:17:18.000 And you're like, oh, okay.
01:17:20.000 No, this is what I can't say about planes.
01:17:21.000 They'll be like, if you request gluten free, they give you the universalist anti food.
01:17:27.000 So it's vegan, gluten free, no sugar, kosher, fake butter.
01:17:32.000 Because they're like, it's easier to have one meal for anyone who can't eat regular food.
01:17:37.000 So, like, literally, I just say, like, I'll have the gluten free option.
01:17:41.000 I'll put on the thing, like, gluten free option.
01:17:43.000 And usually they'll be like, would you like the chicken or the fish?
01:17:45.000 And it's like, there's no bread anyway.
01:17:47.000 And so then they'll bring me this food, and the butter is fake, and it's just everything is fake processed garbage food.
01:17:54.000 And it's like, it's ratatouille with margarine.
01:17:58.000 And I'm just like, I can have a steak.
01:18:00.000 I'll do the libtard combo, please.
01:18:02.000 Fish on the plane is crazy.
01:18:04.000 Yeah, that's wild.
01:18:05.000 It's kind of nuts.
01:18:06.000 Plane food is actually really good.
01:18:08.000 You guys are on the plane.
01:18:09.000 Yeah, United Airlines, I can tell you their food is actually super good.
01:18:12.000 I had the chicken on United recently, and I was like, all right.
01:18:16.000 I'm grown.
01:18:17.000 Look.
01:18:18.000 It's not like it's the best steak you're ever going to have, but I get really impressed when they're like, we have prime rib or we have chicken.
01:18:22.000 I'll have the prime rib.
01:18:23.000 And I'm like, this is actually really good.
01:18:25.000 I would always get the prime rib if it's a choice.
01:18:27.000 Whenever it's like chicken or steak, always the steak.
01:18:30.000 Oh, I flew EasyJet and they're like, we have raccoon.
01:18:32.000 Yeah.
01:18:34.000 Yeah, I guess I have no choice.
01:18:35.000 Well, you were lucky they actually served us something, you know?
01:18:37.000 And then you said, back to back.
01:18:39.000 They were like, we got raccoon and we got armadilla.
01:18:43.000 And you're like, oh, the raccoon.
01:18:44.000 And then he comes back and goes, I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of raccoon.
01:18:47.000 That was my mistake.
01:18:48.000 Yeah, that's like basically what it is.
01:18:50.000 The Biscoffs are crazy.
01:18:51.000 You read the ingredients on the back.
01:18:52.000 It's because I ate, like, your legs start going numb.
01:18:54.000 You're like, what's going on?
01:18:56.000 What's in them?
01:18:56.000 Why?
01:18:57.000 Oh, it's like, it's like literally like, yeah, we just took some birth control pills and crushed them up and put that in there.
01:19:03.000 Really?
01:19:04.000 And you're like, oh.
01:19:05.000 Mix them with brown sugar.
01:19:06.000 Yeah.
01:19:07.000 Yeah.
01:19:07.000 Like, birth control and brown sugar.
01:19:09.000 You guys hear how, like, birth control is in the city water supply?
01:19:12.000 Yeah.
01:19:12.000 Oh, yeah.
01:19:12.000 That's still a thing?
01:19:13.000 Yeah.
01:19:14.000 Yeah.
01:19:15.000 Is that why all the guys are ladyboys?
01:19:16.000 Well, it's like the more medications people are taking, the more all of it ends up in the water supply.
01:19:23.000 From estrogen and testosterone to SSRIs.
01:19:27.000 You should get a good water filter for your house.
01:19:29.000 I was going to say, what do you even do when that's done?
01:19:31.000 Is that why my hair keeps falling out?
01:19:32.000 My bread is holding.
01:19:33.000 Is this birth control in?
01:19:34.000 My bread is holding hard water.
01:19:35.000 Birth control is in public drinking water.
01:19:38.000 It is.
01:19:38.000 Look at that.
01:19:40.000 I just got like a $400 water filter to clean it.
01:19:44.000 Is that the move?
01:19:45.000 Is it like for the whole house?
01:19:46.000 Well, we have birth control free pool water available for purchase.
01:19:50.000 That's all I know what it's doing.
01:19:51.000 I have like the Life Straw filter.
01:19:54.000 I use that naturally.
01:19:56.000 But, like, the thing that we got is because, you know, you want to get rid of the plastics and stuff like that.
01:19:56.000 Yeah, they're great.
01:20:00.000 Cause you're, I'm giving the kid, you know.
01:20:02.000 Yeah, I have like a water filter for my shower and then I have a filter for drinking water.
01:20:06.000 Isn't birth control like horse hormones or something?
01:20:09.000 It's like, it's like, what do you call it?
01:20:12.000 Manufactured estrogen and stuff.
01:20:14.000 Yeah, but I don't get it from like a horse brain.
01:20:15.000 They're like, take the horse's brain and then scoop it out.
01:20:18.000 That's like a packet of side effects.
01:20:20.000 You know what's great?
01:20:21.000 You might kill yourself, but if that's true, if it is horse brains, then all the vegan girls should be getting off the birth.
01:20:28.000 Control.
01:20:28.000 Well, that's when I know it's time to change my birth filters.
01:20:31.000 Once I start like paying attention to what Melania is wearing, I'm like, okay, the birth control pills have lactose in them.
01:20:40.000 What?
01:20:41.000 Yeah.
01:20:42.000 They're not vegan.
01:20:44.000 Wow.
01:20:44.000 But the other forms, like implants, patches, and rings, they don't.
01:20:48.000 It's a true filter.
01:20:50.000 So there's like a non vegan birth control option.
01:20:53.000 Is it better than the life straw one?
01:20:55.000 Well, the life straw is just a straw.
01:20:58.000 No, it's a.
01:21:00.000 It's a big pitchery thing.
01:21:02.000 Oh, okay.
01:21:03.000 All right.
01:21:04.000 No, they manufacture the hormones in a lab.
01:21:05.000 It's a reversible thing.
01:21:06.000 Chemical synthesis in pharmaceutical factories.
01:21:11.000 I think that's how they invented Lyme's disease.
01:21:13.000 I can't remember.
01:21:14.000 I saw it on a documentary.
01:21:16.000 It was the best water purifier of 2025, Esquire magazine.
01:21:16.000 Ian sent it to me.
01:21:20.000 Oh, this is the one that sits on the counter.
01:21:22.000 Yep.
01:21:23.000 Oh, is that the one that we have?
01:21:25.000 Cove Pure?
01:21:26.000 I'm not sure that you have it.
01:21:28.000 No, we are sponsored by, was it Cove Pure or whatever?
01:21:31.000 They're the best one, whatever we're sponsored by.
01:21:32.000 Yeah.
01:21:33.000 They're better than all the rest, no matter what.
01:21:35.000 I haven't been having gay thoughts for years because I've been drinking out of Coke.
01:21:38.000 Did you guys hear that there's like a study claiming that being gay is caused by parasites?
01:21:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:21:42.000 Because I was hearing them.
01:21:44.000 I think Milo mentioned it.
01:21:44.000 Yeah.
01:21:45.000 Did you see that?
01:21:46.000 They were gay dudes.
01:21:47.000 No, no, for real.
01:21:47.000 Yeah, it's real.
01:21:48.000 They were gay dudes saying they took ivermectin and were cured of being gay.
01:21:50.000 Yeah.
01:21:51.000 That's crazy.
01:21:52.000 We got to find a gay guy.
01:21:53.000 I have some people that notify.
01:21:54.000 Really?
01:21:55.000 That's wild.
01:21:56.000 We got to, like, get one and use them as a study.
01:22:01.000 You need to study a gay guy.
01:22:02.000 What's the parasitic?
01:22:03.000 Intestinal parasitic infections.
01:22:05.000 It's a thing.
01:22:06.000 I remember I saw it on 4chan, I think.
01:22:06.000 It's a thing.
01:22:12.000 CDC says amoebiasis.
01:22:18.000 Oh, the CDC.
01:22:18.000 CDC is like there's a gay parasite.
01:22:20.000 Mind control parasite.
01:22:22.000 Trump administration.
01:22:23.000 Oh, wait, a woke mind virus.
01:22:27.000 A woke mind virus.
01:22:28.000 What's in the lettuce?
01:22:30.000 It's the woke mind virus in the lettuce, guys.
01:22:33.000 That's what Tallarico ate.
01:22:36.000 The Tallarico.
01:22:36.000 He was one of us.
01:22:39.000 Oh, got him.
01:22:42.000 I made my movie about Abraham Lincoln being a vampire.
01:22:45.000 Let's see it.
01:22:47.000 Let's play it for everybody.
01:22:49.000 This is our new short film courtesy of Sea Dance.
01:23:08.000 The United States has been taken over by vampires.
01:23:14.000 We have no choice.
01:23:17.000 We must sacrist what?
01:23:20.000 We must what now?
01:23:22.000 I don't know.
01:23:23.000 Sacrist.
01:23:24.000 I don't know.
01:23:25.000 We must sacrist.
01:23:26.000 We'll have to try again.
01:23:27.000 Sacristy?
01:23:28.000 Well, this is what Ahai does.
01:23:29.000 Yeah.
01:23:30.000 Well, it was good up until that point.
01:23:33.000 Kind of got my ass off.
01:23:34.000 I was really hoping for more, you know, Abraham Lincoln as a vampire.
01:23:39.000 Yeah.
01:23:39.000 The jumpstart.
01:23:40.000 Abraham Lincoln doesn't appear to have been in that.
01:23:43.000 Was he?
01:23:43.000 I don't think he was a vampire.
01:23:44.000 That was supposed to be him, I guess.
01:23:45.000 He was just tall, I think.
01:23:47.000 Ah, yeah.
01:23:47.000 Gaunt.
01:23:48.000 Yeah.
01:23:49.000 Like blood.
01:23:50.000 Sounded like a wolf, actually.
01:23:52.000 What?
01:23:53.000 Sounds more like a werewolf, like a tall, gaunt.
01:23:55.000 He might have been Dutch.
01:23:57.000 That'd be scary.
01:23:58.000 He had quite the lamb chops.
01:24:00.000 Yeah, he did.
01:24:01.000 You know?
01:24:01.000 Yeah.
01:24:01.000 You know what's strange?
01:24:03.000 Wilkes Booth, his brother, was like a superstar.
01:24:05.000 Oh, really?
01:24:06.000 Wasn't Wilkes Booth a superstar?
01:24:08.000 He was famous because of his brother, but he was also in the play.
01:24:11.000 So it would be like Liam Hemsworth.
01:24:14.000 It'd be like if Liam Hemsworth was a superstar.
01:24:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:24:16.000 Well, they had this whole massive plot.
01:24:19.000 People liked him.
01:24:20.000 Yeah, it was a huge plot to get rid of Lincoln.
01:24:24.000 It was like there was a.
01:24:26.000 The lady who owned a tavern, she got strung up in it.
01:24:29.000 And who heard him actually yell Six Emperor Tyrannous?
01:24:32.000 Like, yeah.
01:24:33.000 You know?
01:24:33.000 So, actually, the boarding house that John Wilkes Booth plotted the.
01:24:37.000 With the lady of the.
01:24:39.000 Is now my favorite karaoke bar called Walk and Roll.
01:24:42.000 Oh, nice.
01:24:43.000 And it's just like a sticky Chinese karaoke bar, and you're like, so much history.
01:24:43.000 Romo.
01:24:47.000 Yeah.
01:24:48.000 Yeah.
01:24:48.000 It's awesome.
01:24:49.000 That makes life easier.
01:24:50.000 I like that.
01:24:51.000 There's a plaque outside, and it says, the nest in which the egg was hatched.
01:24:54.000 I had to reread it so many times.
01:24:57.000 It's romantic.
01:24:58.000 And there's also the.
01:25:00.000 The missing Confederate gold.
01:25:01.000 You guys know about this one?
01:25:03.000 How do you pronounce it?
01:25:03.000 Alien.
01:25:03.000 No.
01:25:05.000 Apotamax?
01:25:06.000 Apomatics?
01:25:07.000 Apomatics.
01:25:08.000 When they were surrendering, the gold was like down the street in a building.
01:25:12.000 And so they had this meeting, and after the meeting, the gold was gone.
01:25:16.000 Yeah, all their money.
01:25:17.000 Gone.
01:25:17.000 Yeah.
01:25:18.000 Gosh.
01:25:18.000 Stolen.
01:25:19.000 Never seen it.
01:25:20.000 Or was it?
01:25:21.000 They could have won.
01:25:21.000 You know what would be funny?
01:25:24.000 If like the Confederacy actually did rise again?
01:25:27.000 It's Albuquerque.
01:25:28.000 Well, of course.
01:25:29.000 We'd be like, what are you doing?
01:25:30.000 D.C. would be part of Virginia, so.
01:25:34.000 It would be your new capital.
01:25:36.000 Is it Iona Pretzley?
01:25:39.000 A good portion of DC is actually, a good portion of DC is people that live in Virginia.
01:25:46.000 Yeah.
01:25:48.000 So their new capital had to be like Madison, Wisconsin.
01:25:52.000 Yeah.
01:25:52.000 And Maryland was a southern state as well, right?
01:25:55.000 They tried.
01:25:56.000 They tried, but then Lincoln was like, uh uh.
01:25:58.000 You guys saw how Iona Presley from Massachusetts was saying that Trump and MAGA is the Confederacy.
01:26:04.000 That's all fake.
01:26:05.000 She is retarded.
01:26:08.000 Speaking of Democrats, can we pull this up?
01:26:11.000 Can we pull this up?
01:26:11.000 We have some mediaite.
01:26:12.000 Did you guys see what that Democrat did that everyone's like mad about?
01:26:16.000 I guess I'm going to make you watch it.
01:26:18.000 Yeah, this was so good.
01:26:20.000 I love this.
01:26:20.000 I love this.
01:26:21.000 Lindsey Clancy reaction video.
01:26:23.000 Now, if she's going after her opponent.
01:26:28.000 Oh, wait, she's running?
01:26:29.000 Yeah, she's running for an office.
01:26:31.000 I was worried she was going to hurt herself with those scissors because she's going too fast.
01:26:36.000 Or she just, just because she wants to.
01:26:38.000 This is who Mark Wayne Mullen is up against?
01:26:41.000 How can he lose?
01:26:43.000 Wait, what is he running?
01:26:44.000 What do you mean, Mark Wayne Mullen?
01:26:45.000 Yeah, he's not even running.
01:26:48.000 Someone's running for it to go.
01:26:49.000 She's just making a Points.
01:26:50.000 I got a little confused.
01:26:51.000 Here you go.
01:26:52.000 Here you go.
01:26:52.000 Listen.
01:26:54.000 She's talking.
01:26:55.000 She's talking.
01:27:02.000 Witchcraft.
01:27:06.000 What did she even do?
01:27:09.000 Oh, was that like an old video or something?
01:27:10.000 I was going to say that has to be.
01:27:11.000 Yeah.
01:27:12.000 He was a senator from Oklahoma.
01:27:13.000 Right.
01:27:16.000 That seems like some witchcraft right there.
01:27:18.000 So apparently she posted that a long time ago.
01:27:21.000 She's the only one.
01:27:21.000 She's like one of four.
01:27:22.000 Yeah.
01:27:23.000 Yeah.
01:27:25.000 You must log into TikTok.
01:27:26.000 Well, I don't want to log in.
01:27:27.000 Oklahoma is the funniest because it's like the Native Americans there, but like 80% for Trump.
01:27:31.000 And there's so many Native Americans there.
01:27:33.000 She's stolen land, right?
01:27:34.000 We must deport all.
01:27:37.000 My name is.
01:27:37.000 Yeah, this was posted one year ago.
01:27:40.000 Yeah.
01:27:41.000 So everyone's just like, well, the Democrats are crazy people and she just won.
01:27:46.000 Right now, John Asaf has overtaken Ocasio Cortez in the Calci prediction markets.
01:27:54.000 I'm still not entirely sure.
01:27:55.000 I think AOC is going to jump up a lot more.
01:27:57.000 I think she's going to play.
01:27:58.000 Play the game that she may be running so that she can build capital interest and then maybe run Senate.
01:28:04.000 We'll see.
01:28:05.000 Yeah, I mean, she could definitely go after Schumer's seat.
01:28:08.000 What did you make of Assoff and the Democrats now trying to distance themselves from Piker?
01:28:14.000 I think they're using him as a scapegoat.
01:28:15.000 When he made those comments about killing Jews, I mean, people were naturally like, whoa.
01:28:19.000 Sure, but I mean, it's.
01:28:20.000 You see what Cenk Ueger tweeted?
01:28:21.000 No, but I mean, he was a fan of killing Jews.
01:28:24.000 That wasn't like a new thing.
01:28:26.000 Cenk Ueger tweeted something like, this country will be better off once it's free, and you know who I'm talking about.
01:28:31.000 Yeah, they all think it.
01:28:33.000 It's not like they don't think that.
01:28:35.000 It's out there in the world.
01:28:36.000 They want to eradicate Israel.
01:28:38.000 They claim that Zionism is racist and they hate everyone who's a Zionist.
01:28:42.000 And that's basically Jews who support Israel having a right to exist.
01:28:47.000 So, what is it that people thought that the DSA and these far left Islamic centric Democrats were looking for?
01:28:58.000 We saw the college campuses, we saw them harassing Jewish students, we saw all of this.
01:29:02.000 We saw them not letting Jewish students cross the campus in Columbia, Harvard, UCLA.
01:29:08.000 I mean, this isn't new information.
01:29:10.000 We've had it for years now, but suddenly the Democrats are like, oh, this might hurt our chances all of a sudden, us hating Jews.
01:29:17.000 So, you know, we better like distance ourselves from this guy.
01:29:20.000 You know what it is?
01:29:21.000 It's the internet.
01:29:22.000 When, if you go out into the public and ask a bunch of random people, they're going to be like, what?
01:29:27.000 No.
01:29:28.000 But when you go online, it's really easy for bots to just spam blast things.
01:29:31.000 Not even necessarily bots, but like Bangladeshis.
01:29:33.000 Mm hmm.
01:29:34.000 And then what happens is someone like Jenk Ueger sees 50 comments from a Bangladeshi saying they hate Israel.
01:29:38.000 And he's like, okay.
01:29:39.000 Yeah.
01:29:40.000 And then, but also, we saw on October 8th in New York City people celebrating the massacre in Israel.
01:29:46.000 We saw it like they were out in the street.
01:29:48.000 Daria Lisa Chevalier was out there and she just got elected.
01:29:51.000 You know, she's about to get elected to Congress.
01:29:53.000 So they were pulling down American flags from street lamps, street poles, and whatever, and putting up Palestinian flags.
01:30:02.000 It's not a surprise.
01:30:03.000 It's not, I mean, yes, maybe there's a lot of bots doing this, and I fully believe that there are, but there's also this sentiment in the DSA.
01:30:12.000 The Democrats are.
01:30:14.000 Done trying to court the black vote.
01:30:15.000 They don't need black Americans anymore.
01:30:17.000 They're willing to completely throw them under the bus and they're replacing them with this red grain alliance and all of the stupid LGBTQ people who think that somehow life is better for gays in Gaza than it is for Israel, which makes absolutely no sense if you actually look at it.
01:30:32.000 And so here we are, where we're the Democratic Party who has a constituency of people who hate Jews and self hating Jews.
01:30:40.000 And there we are.
01:30:42.000 It's not just like the DSA, though, and like.
01:30:46.000 Like, yeah, that definitely exists, but there's also just a like Israel is just not a popular has just totally lost popularity and public favor in the U.S., and that's something that both Republicans and Democrats are grappling with.
01:30:56.000 That's probably why someone like Piker was kind of kept within reach for Democrats for a while, was because he caters to a constituency that carries some weight.
01:31:05.000 You kind of see something I don't want to say it's even remotely similar, but like, you know, you have people on the right like Vance who are being strategic and saying, and you know, kind of outwardly making sure, kind of making taking care of the optics and saying, like, oh, well.
01:31:19.000 You know, he had that famous press conference where he was talking about, oh, Israel should be grateful because we give them weapons and all this stuff.
01:31:25.000 And he kind of did this whole thing where he was like putting Israel in its place or whatever.
01:31:28.000 And like, that's not for no reason.
01:31:30.000 They're kind of aware of this increasingly anti Israel sentiment.
01:31:34.000 I think having political perspectives on allies makes sense.
01:31:38.000 Yeah.
01:31:39.000 And obviously, you shouldn't have that.
01:31:40.000 But like, you kind of see what's going on.
01:31:43.000 But I do think that the increased anti Semitism has been a problem.
01:31:48.000 And it's gross.
01:31:49.000 It's just gross.
01:31:49.000 Like, why would you?
01:31:51.000 It's completely illogical to have this perspective.
01:31:53.000 And then Abdul Al Said's like, What about your circumcision?
01:31:57.000 And it's like, Okay, what are we even talking about?
01:31:58.000 What's even going on?
01:31:59.000 This campaign just, it's over now.
01:32:02.000 Yeah, the whole thing was.
01:32:03.000 I mean, I don't think he's probably going to.
01:32:06.000 I mean, I think he still has a good chance.
01:32:07.000 Oh, yeah.
01:32:07.000 No, he's kind of crushing.
01:32:09.000 But I mean.
01:32:11.000 Although, how can you even believe the polls after that whole polling company was just like, Oh, these were fake polls.
01:32:15.000 We were messing around.
01:32:16.000 Bye.
01:32:17.000 Well, and the same thing happened with, I forget which primary, but yeah, there were like major polling discrepancies with DSA candidates.
01:32:23.000 It was, I think, for.
01:32:24.000 Oh, it was the Francesca Hong chick when just like losing.
01:32:28.000 Who would have thought if you don't like Thanksgiving, you're not going to win anything in America?
01:32:32.000 This is still America after all for now.
01:32:36.000 But yes.
01:32:37.000 Well, yeah, for now.
01:32:38.000 For now.
01:32:39.000 But what's the scene I look off into the DSA?
01:32:41.000 The DSA is ascendant, and that's why all of these perspectives have started to seep into the larger Democrat Party.
01:32:51.000 The far left is the future of the Democrat Party.
01:32:55.000 Like the average normie Democrat.
01:32:59.000 They're gone because the left has been dragging the Democrat Party further left for the past 30, 40 years or whatever.
01:33:07.000 The war going was crazy.
01:33:08.000 Well, there used to be.
01:33:10.000 Yeah, it was.
01:33:11.000 Yeah, like it's gone away.
01:33:13.000 There used to be Democrats that were like pro Second Amendment.
01:33:18.000 And now there are zero.
01:33:20.000 There used to be Democrats that were against abortion.
01:33:24.000 There used to be Democrats that were openly pro markets and pro capitalist.
01:33:29.000 Now they're gone.
01:33:31.000 The left, the far left, the communists essentially are pulling all the Democrats to the left.
01:33:37.000 And they have no, I've said this a bunch of times on the show, they have no ability to defend themselves against the attacks from the far left.
01:33:44.000 The right has insulated themselves because they're, it's gotten to the point where the rights are like, the right's like, yeah, you called George Bush a Nazi and you called Mitt Romney a Nazi.
01:33:53.000 And then we gave you Donald Trump because you called the nicest, most milquetoast Republican that we could come up with, Mitt Romney.
01:34:00.000 You called him a Nazi, called him all the names.
01:34:02.000 So we were like, screw you then.
01:34:05.000 We're going to go ahead and just send you, send a guy in to, To break everything, the bull in the china shop.
01:34:10.000 And the right is still just like, we don't care what you call us.
01:34:14.000 Whereas the Democrats haven't built that resistance yet.
01:34:19.000 And I don't think they will because I think the DSA is going to win.
01:34:22.000 You kind of see the Democratic leadership grappling with the DSA stuff too.
01:34:26.000 Whenever there's a DSA candidate that is on their way to win or they eventually do win, the only statement you hear out of leadership after months of silence because they don't want to touch whatever primary is, we look forward to working with so and so.
01:34:39.000 And it's like, they're very intentionally.
01:34:42.000 Kind of there, you can see that they're tiptoeing around it.
01:34:44.000 It's like they're walking on eggshells, they don't know how to deal with this DSA thing.
01:34:47.000 Someone compared DSA to MAGA in the sense that there was like this anti establishment, you know, sentiment growing within the respective parties, and the establishment didn't know what to do with it until it eventually took over.
01:34:57.000 And if it's going to be anything like MAGA, DSA is going to be Chuck Schumer's is on record saying we're a big tent party that we, you know, we have to listen to these people, we welcome them into the Democrat Party, even though they're going to make it not a big tent party, right?
01:35:14.000 You, you, you.
01:35:15.000 Liberalism cannot deal with authoritarians.
01:35:19.000 And that's what the DSA is.
01:35:20.000 They will excommunicate anyone that doesn't fall completely in line.
01:35:24.000 John Fetterman votes in line with the Democrats 95% of the time, but he is persona non grata in the Democrat Party now.
01:35:31.000 He's likely going to go ahead and become a Republican or at least become an independent because they can't deal with the fact that he's so pro Israel.
01:35:39.000 Try explaining any stance on policy positions to the left.
01:35:42.000 It doesn't matter what you actually want policy wise.
01:35:47.000 Are you marching in lockstep with the greater agenda, which is Just the destruction of the United States and the Constitution.
01:35:52.000 Yeah.
01:35:53.000 They kind of done something smart, though, which is like, again, echoing the whole AOC woke one is crazy thing, which is they're not really touching the social issues as much.
01:36:01.000 And it's clear why, because when Jesse Waters presses Abdullah Sayed about it, he has like probably the worst campaign gaffe he's had so far, where he's talking about, you know, Jesse Waters' private business on national TV.
01:36:14.000 That like did not serve him at all.
01:36:15.000 And it's because they don't win on these issues and they know that.
01:36:17.000 And so I think it's smart to pivot to affordability.
01:36:20.000 Obviously, in practice.
01:36:21.000 But the Republicans don't have anything.
01:36:23.000 What are the Republicans offering right now?
01:36:24.000 Exactly.
01:36:25.000 That's a big problem.
01:36:26.000 I've not seen a single Republican be like, here's what I'm going to do for you if you vote for me.
01:36:29.000 Well, they have the opportunity to do X, Y, and Z. They're in the supermajority, and voters are looking at the state of the country and they're like, meh.
01:36:37.000 Actually, I take that back.
01:36:38.000 Riley Moore, he's been going on about the problems of H 1Bs and he is tackling H 1B abuse.
01:36:44.000 I think that's a place where Republicans are doing a good job.
01:36:47.000 I think the Republicans are doing a good job with.
01:36:50.000 With illegal immigration and with just legal immigration.
01:36:53.000 I think we've, you know, we've got Marco Rubio just put a stop to a pause on all visa appointments globally.
01:37:00.000 After a judge said you can't ban visas from specific countries, Rubio was like, okay, I'll just ban all visas across the board.
01:37:08.000 Fine, we'll do that.
01:37:09.000 You know, the revocation of visas from tourists and people who were on business visas that overstayed their welcome and then applied for asylum, which is outside of the rules of how you do that.
01:37:19.000 And you had Democrats.
01:37:20.000 Saying, well, it doesn't matter because it's already illegal.
01:37:22.000 They already overstayed their visa, so that's already illegal.
01:37:25.000 But it's like, no, it does make a difference to revoke these visas because now DHS can go after them and be like, hey, get the hell out.
01:37:33.000 And I think that's the best thing that the GOP has done.
01:37:36.000 And a lot of it is directly from the White House.
01:37:40.000 And I think Rubio's done a really good job, you know, in his, how many hats is he wearing?
01:37:44.000 27?
01:37:45.000 75.
01:37:46.000 Yes.
01:37:46.000 And I think he's done a great job with that.
01:37:48.000 I just saw a picture of him as Optimus Prime because the guy that did Optimus Prime's voice died.
01:37:51.000 So now he's Optimus Prime.
01:37:52.000 But I think that's, I think, I think you're right, Tim.
01:37:55.000 I think that's what the Republicans have been doing.
01:37:57.000 And we haven't seen much else.
01:37:59.000 You know, the visa thing is great.
01:38:01.000 But realistically, like how many, you know, quote unquote normal Americans or Americans who kind of loosely follow the news, who, you know, it's a lot of them.
01:38:09.000 How many of them know that or care about that when they see that gas is still expensive?
01:38:13.000 And there's also, have you seen, I keep seeing these things on Instagram, maybe it's just my dumb feed, but it's like people going out onto beaches and various places where there's people under 25 asking them questions about what are the three branches of government, who's the vice president, what are the first 10 amendments of the Constitution called, and things like this.
01:38:34.000 And people are like, I don't know, I didn't pay attention in school.
01:38:36.000 That's why not everyone should be allowed to vote.
01:38:38.000 But how do you miss all of these things?
01:38:41.000 I disagree too, but how do you.
01:38:44.000 How do you not know these things?
01:38:46.000 Because of No Child Left Behind and they removed civics from school.
01:38:51.000 That's all so bad.
01:38:52.000 I guess, yeah, but like the point I'm trying to make is that for people like that, you know, they might not know what the Bill of Rights is, but they know how much gas costs when they go fill up their car and they know how much milk costs when they go up to the grocery store.
01:39:04.000 Do you think they vote?
01:39:05.000 Are these people voting?
01:39:07.000 Well, that's actually a good question because I don't think they know what voting means.
01:39:12.000 I don't think that they know even when the day is.
01:39:14.000 Hope.
01:39:15.000 I mean, they clearly don't know.
01:39:17.000 They can't be voting for president if they don't even know who the vice president is.
01:39:21.000 Yeah, they can.
01:39:22.000 How?
01:39:23.000 It doesn't matter that they know what their policies are.
01:39:27.000 No, that it exists as a position.
01:39:30.000 Oh, all right.
01:39:32.000 So, I mean, well, look, just mail them ballots.
01:39:32.000 Okay, okay.
01:39:36.000 Have someone in the House fill it out for them and then mail it back.
01:39:40.000 It's one of the concerns I've been hearing whenever I talk to operatives about the midterms, it's not just the fact that.
01:39:47.000 Republicans are having a hard time pitching to people what they have to offer.
01:39:50.000 They're also worried about turnout.
01:39:52.000 There's a lot of people that voted for Trump in 2024 who just don't feel animated by the political scene right now.
01:39:59.000 And they don't, they're probably not going to turn out in a lot of places.
01:40:02.000 And that would be enough sometimes to swing, you know, a local or state election.
01:40:07.000 Right.
01:40:09.000 Yeah.
01:40:10.000 It's going to be a mess in the midterms, I think.
01:40:14.000 And then it's going to be a mess moving forward because they're going to be putting all kinds of issues, they're going to be, you know, And all kinds of the same bullshit.
01:40:21.000 But the good news is most of Trump's, actually all of Trump's, you know, positives, the successes have all been administrative through the bureaucracy.
01:40:30.000 That's how the Democrats have done it.
01:40:32.000 And the Republicans finally learned, okay, well, I guess if this is the way the Democrats are going to do it, that's what we're going to do.
01:40:38.000 So it'll be, you know, Congress doing the same kind of song and dance they've been doing.
01:40:43.000 And hopefully the administration, the executive branch continues doing what the executive branch has been doing.
01:40:49.000 And they can, Increase the number of deportations and continue to do things like I just saw a Newsweek's got a cover that says Trump was right about Venezuela because Venezuela's going to start pumping more oil to the US or whatever.
01:41:03.000 So, yeah, I'm going to move to Japan when the Democrats win because the people in this country who are terrified of woke and cancel culture stopped paying attention and stopped fighting and are letting it all come back.
01:41:14.000 And then they start rounding up and arresting and gulagging people.
01:41:18.000 I'll just, you know, I'll try to move to Japan, you know, but they may throw me in the gulag before I get a chance.
01:41:23.000 Japan is nice.
01:41:24.000 Super huge.
01:41:25.000 They'll be waiting for you.
01:41:26.000 Well, they got this big abandoned cities now, the Ikeas, because there's no population.
01:41:26.000 Oh, gorgeous.
01:41:30.000 So, no, I'm going to walk.
01:41:33.000 The border to Canada was a chain link.
01:41:35.000 It's a little chain between two little posts.
01:41:37.000 You step over it.
01:41:39.000 Yep.
01:41:40.000 And then I'll just, you know, walk there.
01:41:43.000 Cross the Bering Strait when it freezes over in the winter.
01:41:46.000 Yeah.
01:41:46.000 Yeah.
01:41:47.000 Does it actually freeze over in the winter?
01:41:48.000 I don't think it does.
01:41:49.000 Not anymore.
01:41:49.000 I don't think it does anymore.
01:41:50.000 Not for like a while.
01:41:51.000 I saw this old commercial one time where a guy had shoes that were little boats.
01:41:56.000 They were like little kayaks and he was standing in them and they were connected.
01:41:59.000 They had like, they were tied together.
01:42:01.000 Like a catamaran.
01:42:02.000 So you could go like this.
01:42:03.000 Oh, that's cool.
01:42:04.000 You could walk on the water.
01:42:05.000 I like that.
01:42:06.000 I'll do that for 50 miles.
01:42:06.000 Little boat shoes.
01:42:07.000 In Japan, yeah, the PewDiePie method's still not patched.
01:42:10.000 You can still do that.
01:42:11.000 You can still just disappear there because, like, no one there knows who.
01:42:13.000 Like, if you went there, no one would know who you are.
01:42:15.000 You can buy houses for so cheap in Japan.
01:42:17.000 Yeah, and if you have any influence in America, I've walked in.
01:42:19.000 Ever since we were kids.
01:42:21.000 Keep talking and ignore me.
01:42:22.000 I'm just, I pulled the video up.
01:42:24.000 If you have what?
01:42:25.000 What?
01:42:25.000 Keep talking.
01:42:26.000 No, I'm just like influential people in America that are tired of the spotlight.
01:42:28.000 Just move to Japan.
01:42:29.000 They don't really care unless you're like a superstar.
01:42:31.000 PewDiePie moved there and he's like, no one knows who I am.
01:42:31.000 It didn't work out.
01:42:33.000 It's great.
01:42:34.000 Right?
01:42:34.000 It didn't work out for Marty Friedman.
01:42:36.000 Yeah.
01:42:37.000 He was a guitar player that was in Megadeth.
01:42:39.000 Well, yeah, they, I think if you're a musician, you're probably cooked.
01:42:39.000 What happened?
01:42:42.000 But apart from that, unless you're like, again, like a global superstar.
01:42:46.000 But probably you have to learn Japanese, right?
01:42:48.000 Learn Japanese.
01:42:49.000 I mean, if that's the right thing to do.
01:42:51.000 It is the right thing to do.
01:42:52.000 Say where the bathroom is, say sushi, you're good.
01:42:53.000 I don't know.
01:42:54.000 I mean, I tried to learn Japanese for a while and it was so hard.
01:42:57.000 I did give up.
01:42:58.000 And then I tried to learn Norwegian and it was just as hard.
01:43:00.000 So I'm back to just English.
01:43:02.000 When I went to Japan, all the shopkeepers now are Indians.
01:43:05.000 So, and they spoke English.
01:43:06.000 They're like, oh, no.
01:43:06.000 I've never been to Japan.
01:43:07.000 Oh, I'm serious.
01:43:09.000 It's actually the one place.
01:43:10.000 There's two places left in the world that I want to visit that I haven't visited.
01:43:13.000 And it's not like I've traveled widely, but like I definitely want to go to Norway and I want to go to Japan.
01:43:13.000 The West's last stand.
01:43:18.000 The West's last stand.
01:43:20.000 That's because my favorite authors.
01:43:22.000 It's safe too, right?
01:43:23.000 Like if you commit a crime, they'll just find you and scalp you and it'll never happen.
01:43:26.000 Johnny Somali, they just sent like some goons after him.
01:43:28.000 In Korea?
01:43:29.000 Oh, yeah, in Korea too.
01:43:31.000 Yeah.
01:43:32.000 I thought Somali was in Korea.
01:43:33.000 He went to Korea and I think he went to Japan as well.
01:43:33.000 It was both.
01:43:36.000 And like, criminal charges were in Korea, weren't they?
01:43:37.000 There was another guy, I think his name was like Asian Andy or something, and he was like playing stuff on a loudspeaker in Japan, and people were just giving him like the World War II stare.
01:43:44.000 We got to talk about what happened with Ian.
01:43:46.000 Ian King stare.
01:43:47.000 Yeah, we're going to pull this story up from the South China Morning Post.
01:43:51.000 U.S. lawmakers condemn right wing podcasts' calls for Chinese American internment.
01:43:58.000 Ian.
01:43:59.000 Members of Asian American Congressional Caucus warn the dangerous and unacceptable rhetoric fuels discrimination and violence.
01:44:06.000 You know, my favorite thing about this is.
01:44:09.000 Is that it mentions my post or whatever?
01:44:12.000 Podcast host Poole posted a screenshot of media reports covering the controversy on social media on August 18th, reposting it.
01:44:18.000 Crossland acknowledged the discussion It is true.
01:44:21.000 The concept was discussed.
01:44:22.000 I cannot undo that now.
01:44:24.000 I mean, look, and in this very same show, I said, Look, and I've said this on the show multiple times any Chinese nationals that are in the United States that have family in China, should there be some kind of actual conflict, Do not put it past China to throw their family into a hole and tell the people that are in America, you must do this or else your family's never getting out of the hole.
01:44:54.000 I'm going to tell you what this is.
01:44:55.000 It's about the CCP.
01:44:56.000 I'm going to tell you what this is from Ted Liu and Grace Meng.
01:45:01.000 It's racism.
01:45:02.000 Yeah.
01:45:03.000 They are full Asians.
01:45:05.000 And this is actually true.
01:45:07.000 Joking aside, I'm half joking, but this is true.
01:45:09.000 Full Asians are very racist against mixed race Asians.
01:45:15.000 You know, it's pretty different in the United States, right?
01:45:17.000 So, you know, this is not really a phenomenon in the US.
01:45:20.000 But over there in East Asia, it's very prevalent.
01:45:23.000 In fact, they're all extremely racist against each other.
01:45:26.000 The Koreans think that the most, like, Koreans are racially supremacist.
01:45:30.000 The Japanese are racially supremacist.
01:45:32.000 There's like funny stories you'll get.
01:45:34.000 There's this one, there are a bunch of channels that talk about being mixed race Asian living in Japan.
01:45:39.000 So if you're like a Japanese person born in Japan, but to like a white parent, they just try to speak English to you, even if you just speak Japanese.
01:45:50.000 So what this is, and I'm going to say this these Democrats would have never made a statement if I was a full Asian person.
01:45:59.000 But because the show is hosted by a mixed race Asian person, they're coming after me.
01:46:05.000 Like Francesca Hong against her son.
01:46:07.000 It's right.
01:46:08.000 Proximity to whiteness.
01:46:09.000 Proximity to whiteness.
01:46:10.000 That's right.
01:46:11.000 Well, it's because you're only using one chopstick because it's only half.
01:46:14.000 I just take one chopstick and I just stick it, you know?
01:46:16.000 Caveman style.
01:46:17.000 And then half before.
01:46:18.000 Actually, I got to be honest.
01:46:19.000 I've always been able to use chopsticks and I can use both my hands at the same time.
01:46:22.000 Ooh.
01:46:23.000 Like in Kung Fu.
01:46:23.000 Like in Panda?
01:46:24.000 Oh, yeah, he's flicking them up in his hand.
01:46:26.000 Absolutely.
01:46:27.000 I am a race realist.
01:46:28.000 Asians just know how to use chopsticks.
01:46:30.000 As evidenced by me always being able to just double chopstick from both left and my right hand.
01:46:34.000 Are you ambidextrous about other things?
01:46:36.000 Well, yeah, but, you know.
01:46:37.000 Oh, I'll see.
01:46:38.000 There you go.
01:46:39.000 With your vegan patties, you're like, cool.
01:46:43.000 Vegan food is like the most disgusting thing.
01:46:45.000 So, what Ian said was If there was a war between the Chinese and the Americans, and the Chinese landed in like Asia and started coming through Canada, what do you think we should intern all the Chinese Americans we can find?
01:46:57.000 Because it kind of seems like we should.
01:47:01.000 You know what, Ian?
01:47:01.000 I'm endorsed.
01:47:02.000 I just wanted to say based, but you stopped yourself.
01:47:05.000 I'll just say endorsed.
01:47:07.000 So, my argument, of course, is like, you can't because.
01:47:09.000 Like back when they interned the Japanese was a problem, but there was very few.
01:47:14.000 But you knew who was Japanese for the most part.
01:47:16.000 Now, what are they going to do?
01:47:16.000 They're going to walk up to a Vietnamese guy and they're going to be like, which kind of Asian are you?
01:47:20.000 And he's going to be like, I'm born in America.
01:47:22.000 I'm like, yeah, but which kind of Asian?
01:47:24.000 Vietnamese?
01:47:25.000 All right, same thing.
01:47:26.000 Get him out.
01:47:26.000 It's not going to work.
01:47:27.000 You can't do this.
01:47:28.000 So it's like, it's a dumb thing for Ian to bring up, to be honest.
01:47:32.000 But I take that back.
01:47:35.000 My first response was that Ian is not in the world of politics, he doesn't understand the nuances of the race stuff or whatever.
01:47:40.000 He's an American.
01:47:41.000 He read history.
01:47:42.000 He knows about internment.
01:47:43.000 He says they're talking about war.
01:47:45.000 China's talking about going to war with the United States.
01:47:46.000 Xi Jinping said it.
01:47:48.000 So, like, should we do what we did back then?
01:47:51.000 He just needs someone to be like, no, Ian.
01:47:52.000 And here's why.
01:47:54.000 So, this fake condemnation, they called it in their statement a MAGA podcast or a pro Trump podcast or whatever.
01:48:00.000 It's deeply racist and offensive.
01:48:02.000 Yeah.
01:48:03.000 And I want an apology.
01:48:05.000 I think you're owed an apology, especially from Ted Liu.
01:48:07.000 Yeah, you're owed a handwritten apology.
01:48:10.000 And also, we can't, like, if we not from a staffer, Ian, but just a statement.
01:48:14.000 Yeah, and if we interned all of them, like all of our clothes would stink because, like, the laundromats would all shut down.
01:48:18.000 Oh, my goodness.
01:48:19.000 We should.
01:48:20.000 We should.
01:48:20.000 The good news is, though, that Panda Express is run by Mexicans.
01:48:23.000 Panda Express is fine.
01:48:24.000 We're chilling.
01:48:24.000 Yeah.
01:48:25.000 Yeah.
01:48:25.000 Well, because all the conservatives are going to manage them.
01:48:27.000 So, you know, Panda will be good.
01:48:30.000 My grandpa, I would describe to an extent, like, I don't want to call my grandpa racist.
01:48:35.000 Rest in peace, you know?
01:48:36.000 But, like, I don't know if we can call our grandpas racist.
01:48:39.000 No, no.
01:48:39.000 But what I mean is, he wasn't the kind of racist where he complained about black people.
01:48:44.000 He complained about white people.
01:48:46.000 So I'm like.
01:48:48.000 You know, he would always complain that when he would, he said, when he would go to like a black neighborhood and go to McDonald's, they were working really, really hard and getting the job done and treating you really nice.
01:48:57.000 And then when you would go to white neighborhoods, it was a bunch of like suburban rich kids who didn't want to have a job and their parents made them get a job.
01:49:03.000 So they were always just bored and angry with you.
01:49:05.000 And he was always just like, I can't stand it.
01:49:07.000 You know, you go to these suburbs and the white kids don't even want to be there, but you go to the black neighborhood and they know what the value of a job is and they treat you good.
01:49:14.000 And I'm like, I don't know if I'm supposed to be mad about that kind of racism.
01:49:17.000 You know what I mean?
01:49:18.000 Like, because it's not like, I mean, if it's all white or black people, you know what I mean?
01:49:21.000 But it's delivered in that gruff accent.
01:49:23.000 You're kind of like, yeah.
01:49:23.000 Legitimately.
01:49:24.000 He once bit into a moldy sandwich in front of me, too, because he was a real man.
01:49:28.000 Patriot.
01:49:29.000 Yeah, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and I saw the bread had mold on it, and I was like, nah.
01:49:32.000 And he goes, What's wrong?
01:49:34.000 And I was like, There's mold in the bread.
01:49:35.000 And he grabs it.
01:49:35.000 He goes, Just rips in his mouth.
01:49:37.000 And he's like, You know what?
01:49:38.000 We ate during the Depression.
01:49:39.000 Let's go.
01:49:40.000 Rail.
01:49:40.000 Let's go.
01:49:41.000 And then, and then, and then, and you still didn't have the sandwich because he ate it on you.
01:49:45.000 Well, he ate like half of it and put it on the plate.
01:49:47.000 I'm like, I'm not going to eat it.
01:49:48.000 And then we got in the car.
01:49:50.000 And he was, he was really old.
01:49:51.000 I think he was in his 70s.
01:49:52.000 And then he was driving.
01:49:54.000 And then he had straight for the curb.
01:49:56.000 And then I like yelled.
01:49:56.000 And they just like, And then I was like, Holy crap.
01:49:59.000 Like, dude, old people be doing that.
01:50:01.000 Trader Joe's.
01:50:03.000 We had this old guy drive into our store twice.
01:50:07.000 Wait, drive through the same guy?
01:50:10.000 So he goes in and he's like, oh, that was my bad.
01:50:14.000 And then the DMV was like, you can, dude, drove through the glass.
01:50:18.000 And the DMV is like, it's probably fine.
01:50:21.000 He probably won't do it again.
01:50:22.000 He literally did it again.
01:50:24.000 I'm like, you can't find anyone to drive you, dude.
01:50:26.000 I'll drive you.
01:50:27.000 I'm like, please.
01:50:28.000 I have a worse story for you.
01:50:29.000 You want to hear a substantially worse story?
01:50:31.000 He's tiny.
01:50:31.000 He's probably can't find parking.
01:50:32.000 You want to hear a substantially worse story about an old guy hitting something twice?
01:50:35.000 Yeah.
01:50:35.000 No.
01:50:36.000 There was a.
01:50:37.000 No.
01:50:37.000 In my neighborhood growing up, there was like a 14 year old girl.
01:50:41.000 She was like a little bit younger than me and my friends.
01:50:44.000 And she was crossing.
01:50:45.000 This is Narragansett on the south side.
01:50:48.000 And an old man, like an Oldsmobile, ran the stop sign and hit her and ran her over and then slammed the brakes on and then put it in reverse and backed up over.
01:50:57.000 And apparently it was the backing up.
01:50:59.000 Yeah.
01:51:01.000 It crushed her head like a watermelon.
01:51:02.000 Oh my God.
01:51:04.000 So apparently when he first hit her, he ran over her body and she was just injured.
01:51:09.000 But he was like, I must have hit something, I better back up.
01:51:12.000 And then he put it in reverse and went back and flattened her head.
01:51:15.000 That's the worst.
01:51:17.000 That one definitely is so much worse.
01:51:19.000 Yep.
01:51:20.000 That's worse than the curve.
01:51:21.000 And that's why they say when you hit something, just stop.
01:51:23.000 And then you need to figure out what to do next because sometimes going forward isn't the thing.
01:51:27.000 But he was just like, I hit something, I'm going to reverse just in case.
01:51:30.000 Oh, that's dumb.
01:51:31.000 And what happened?
01:51:33.000 Well, he would have been silent generation.
01:51:36.000 Yeah.
01:51:37.000 Actually, he might have been even older.
01:51:38.000 He might have been greatest, actually.
01:51:40.000 Silent generation.
01:51:42.000 Because this was 24 years ago.
01:51:44.000 Greatest was after silent.
01:51:45.000 Greatest was the World War II generation.
01:51:47.000 Silent was like before.
01:51:48.000 Oh, okay.
01:51:48.000 Yeah, he would have been silent.
01:51:49.000 Like Biden was our only silent generation president.
01:51:53.000 Wait.
01:51:54.000 I didn't?
01:51:54.000 Yeah.
01:51:55.000 I think.
01:51:55.000 No, But he was silent.
01:51:57.000 No, no.
01:51:58.000 It's greatest silent boomer.
01:51:59.000 Yeah.
01:52:00.000 No, because I thought silent was like the World War I.
01:52:03.000 I thought that too.
01:52:04.000 Yeah.
01:52:05.000 That's why we don't know.
01:52:05.000 And the greatest silent.
01:52:06.000 Because the silent generation birthed the greatest generation who then birthed the boomers.
01:52:15.000 Right.
01:52:15.000 And the boomers actually had the millennials and the Gen Z.
01:52:20.000 I mean, the boomers had the millennials and Gen X. Greatest was 1910.
01:52:27.000 Silent was 1925.
01:52:29.000 Boomers were 1946.
01:52:30.000 Yeah, he would have been the greatest generation.
01:52:31.000 So 1910.
01:52:32.000 So those were the World War II guys?
01:52:35.000 I thought the greatest generation was the World War II guys.
01:52:37.000 They were born in 1910.
01:52:38.000 Well, yes.
01:52:40.000 So the greatest generation were born in 1910 to 1924, which means they were young men when they fought in World War II.
01:52:45.000 Oh, interesting.
01:52:46.000 Yeah.
01:52:47.000 The interbellum generation.
01:52:49.000 I had it mixed up.
01:52:50.000 Yeah, me too.
01:52:51.000 The lost generation, the generation of 1914.
01:52:55.000 Yep.
01:52:56.000 1890, they were fighting in World War I.
01:52:58.000 I remember my speech professor was the greatest generation.
01:53:00.000 1915.
01:53:02.000 So people are born in like 1905 or whatever.
01:53:05.000 Greatest generation.
01:53:06.000 They had such better names back then.
01:53:08.000 The greatest generation.
01:53:09.000 Now we're just.
01:53:10.000 Well, but they weren't named the greatest generation until what was it like then?
01:53:13.000 Who named them that?
01:53:14.000 Yeah.
01:53:14.000 Wasn't it like Dan Rather, one of those hair helmet guys named the greatest generation?
01:53:19.000 He wrote his book.
01:53:21.000 Didn't he name it?
01:53:21.000 Right?
01:53:22.000 I could have this wrong as well.
01:53:25.000 I wish Gen Z had a different name.
01:53:26.000 And now it's like, oh, Gen Z?
01:53:27.000 Oh, it does.
01:53:28.000 IGEN.
01:53:30.000 IGEN.
01:53:30.000 It says IGEN.
01:53:32.000 I gen is Gen Z. We're a gen ampersand.
01:53:38.000 I like how they went from Gen Alpha to Gen Bravo because nobody wants to be called Gen Beta.
01:53:41.000 Yeah.
01:53:42.000 Right.
01:53:43.000 All right.
01:53:43.000 All right.
01:53:43.000 We got to go to your Rumble rants and Super Chat.
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01:53:49.000 We got Josh says, Rest easy.
01:53:51.000 Peter Cullen, voice of Optimus Prime and Toonami promos.
01:53:54.000 Thanks for the memories.
01:53:56.000 Iconic voice.
01:53:57.000 No one will ever be Optimus.
01:53:59.000 Nope.
01:54:00.000 No one.
01:54:02.000 All right.
01:54:03.000 John Waters says, shout out to Tim Pool for trolling the jerks in the poker community.
01:54:07.000 I will be firing my first bullet in the main event, in the mini main at Tulsa World Series of Poker Circuit tomorrow.
01:54:13.000 Arkansas, John on the app.
01:54:15.000 Wish me luck.
01:54:17.000 Let's go, brother.
01:54:19.000 You know, the reality about poker is that 99% of people who play are bad and lose.
01:54:25.000 So if you're a pro and you've got a guy who's like, man, I just can't seem to win, how do you keep that guy putting his money into a game he can't win?
01:54:34.000 You tell them it's normal that you can't win.
01:54:37.000 Most people don't.
01:54:39.000 It's a fun game, though.
01:54:40.000 You just got to try, and that keeps the suckers in.
01:54:43.000 So, you know, that's what they do.
01:54:48.000 All right.
01:54:48.000 Mitho says 10 years ago, the Marines made everyone print out a map quest in order to be allowed to take leave.
01:54:53.000 You had to provide turn by turn directions to your destination to get approved.
01:54:57.000 I don't know if it's still that's weird.
01:55:01.000 Forced name change says I pinned a hypothetical retort from Trump to Doug Ford on my ex.
01:55:05.000 I think it fits Trump.
01:55:05.000 Same name there as here.
01:55:07.000 All right, we'll take a look.
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01:55:40.000 Anyone in this space does anything, they all go on forums and say, Everybody, quick, brigade this to freak people out.
01:55:50.000 This is what they did in the past, what they do today.
01:55:53.000 We had people give fake reviews to the coffee shop before it even opened, lying.
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01:56:13.000 Our sergeant says, I drive for a living.
01:56:15.000 GPS is useful.
01:56:16.000 But in the country, knowing the old grid system, you can find any address off the street alone.
01:56:21.000 Hmm.
01:56:24.000 D. Elder says, Can you guys confirm the FBI raided Ilan Omar's son's house and seized guns?
01:56:28.000 I believe that was reported, right?
01:56:29.000 Yeah.
01:56:30.000 Yeah, it was her roommate, apparently.
01:56:32.000 It was the guy's roommate.
01:56:33.000 Oh.
01:56:34.000 He wasn't arrested, but his roommate was arrested.
01:56:36.000 Yeah.
01:56:37.000 And he was running like a year ago for what?
01:56:39.000 Speeding or whatever?
01:56:40.000 It's like.
01:56:42.000 Uncontested.
01:56:43.000 CHNP says, Listen to your video earlier about no fault divorce got me thinking.
01:56:47.000 There must be a good joke with an Asian accent and no fart divorce.
01:56:51.000 Maybe something for South Park.
01:56:53.000 Indeed.
01:56:54.000 I think because I was doing an Asian accent, but then I also accidentally said no fart divorce.
01:56:59.000 No fart.
01:57:00.000 Yeah.
01:57:01.000 No fart divorce.
01:57:03.000 But yeah, Texas is working on getting rid of no fault divorce, which is based.
01:57:08.000 Absolutely based.
01:57:09.000 It is absurd to me that we have a mechanism where it's like we are going to sign a contract and make a vow, but you can break it whenever you want.
01:57:15.000 It's almost meaningless.
01:57:16.000 Yeah.
01:57:17.000 And also, the girl can take all your stuff.
01:57:19.000 That's what's BS.
01:57:21.000 It's like, hey, we're entering into a contract for life, so we're going to share everything.
01:57:25.000 Also, you can leave in a year and get half the stuff.
01:57:27.000 Yeah, how we've gotten to the point where signing a prenup is low key based.
01:57:31.000 I don't want to accept that, but I mean, just the way that it's all set up, it kind of makes sense.
01:57:35.000 She likes to take my Clash of Clans account and I like turn into the Joker.
01:57:39.000 I would literally.
01:57:40.000 You still have a Clash of Clans account?
01:57:42.000 Yeah.
01:57:43.000 Are you literally still playing it?
01:57:44.000 Yeah.
01:57:45.000 I was a gamer.
01:57:46.000 And I would like, yeah, gamers moment.
01:57:48.000 And also, like, yeah, I would like literally, it would be crazy what I would turn into.
01:57:53.000 Yeah, where my craft.
01:57:54.000 What if she takes your Minecraft, that whole world you built?
01:57:57.000 You don't know this, but Tate built a whole world.
01:57:58.000 Dude, like, Steve and Alex come in, the world goes out, dude.
01:58:02.000 Like, Have you seen that girl who built like Versailles to scale on Minecraft during her summer break?
01:58:08.000 She's a witch.
01:58:08.000 Oh, yeah, on my.
01:58:09.000 She's like, I have to go to college in two weeks, but I built all of Versailles.
01:58:12.000 It's awesome.
01:58:13.000 I couldn't imagine doing something unmonetizable with that much effort yet.
01:58:16.000 Oh, it's monetizable, dude.
01:58:17.000 The pleasure when the boys react to your build.
01:58:20.000 That's no problem.
01:58:21.000 It's better than money.
01:58:22.000 Yeah, because one of my boys, he built like the Statue of Liberty, and it was like sick.
01:58:26.000 Did he do copper so it oxidizes?
01:58:27.000 Yeah.
01:58:28.000 Dude, that's awesome.
01:58:29.000 It actually happens in the game.
01:58:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:58:31.000 That's so good.
01:58:31.000 It's new.
01:58:32.000 I didn't know that.
01:58:33.000 Oh, the copper update?
01:58:34.000 Yeah.
01:58:34.000 Old news.
01:58:35.000 Copper update.
01:58:36.000 Old news.
01:58:36.000 I know.
01:58:37.000 Now there's like junkies in there, like ripping the copper out.
01:58:39.000 There's steel.
01:58:41.000 I feel like Gen Z needs to be quarantined from society because of their Minecraft brain rot.
01:58:48.000 Well, we can't build because of all these restrictions, these like zoning laws.
01:58:51.000 So we have to like go into the craft instead.
01:58:53.000 Yeah.
01:58:53.000 Well, and also, no, there's like, there's a lot of people complaining about all the new updates because they're so, they're like, they're feminizing Minecraft because all the updates are like aesthetic, new little blocks and stuff like that.
01:59:05.000 I kind of wish they would.
01:59:07.000 Yeah, we've been like taking out the pants and moving that forward.
01:59:10.000 Is it possible to just play like OG Minecraft with another BS?
01:59:12.000 You can, but to do a realm, you got to be on the latest edition.
01:59:15.000 So, yeah.
01:59:16.000 That's how you like play with your boys.
01:59:17.000 I got an idea.
01:59:17.000 I'm going to make a game that's 3D and like it's just voxels where you mine to collect minerals that you can use to upgrade your gear and build stuff with.
01:59:26.000 And that's all it is.
01:59:26.000 Do that.
01:59:27.000 There's literally nothing else.
01:59:29.000 Because they're just adding a bunch of woke nonsense in the game and there's ruin it.
01:59:32.000 The only bad guys will be like snakes and rats and bats and maybe cats.
01:59:36.000 Can they put like rabbits in there?
01:59:37.000 Stupid.
01:59:37.000 Yeah.
01:59:39.000 I like the axolotls.
01:59:40.000 They can stay.
01:59:41.000 Yeah, they're kind of cool.
01:59:41.000 Patriots.
01:59:42.000 Yeah, I kind of like them.
01:59:43.000 And the villagers are all androgynous and they breed with each other.
01:59:43.000 Yeah.
01:59:46.000 You don't know which one's which.
01:59:47.000 Oh, and the cows, the villagers, it's like they're non binary.
01:59:50.000 They show me the cows and they all look the same.
01:59:51.000 And it's just like, oh, do you bring the weed out?
01:59:53.000 Dude, it turns into bourbon street.
01:59:54.000 It gets crazy.
01:59:55.000 Yeah.
01:59:57.000 Wait, is there weed in the game?
01:59:58.000 The wheat.
01:59:59.000 That's how you breed the cows.
02:00:00.000 Oh.
02:00:01.000 But they have the horns and uddders.
02:00:03.000 This is San Francisco.
02:00:03.000 I'm like, what?
02:00:05.000 I'm pretty sure there are some cows that have horns.
02:00:08.000 Well, yeah, but the guys have the horns, right?
02:00:11.000 Usually.
02:00:11.000 And the girls?
02:00:12.000 Or the bulls.
02:00:12.000 Yeah.
02:00:13.000 No, yeah, they're cows with horns.
02:00:15.000 And the craft, it's both.
02:00:16.000 Both females and males.
02:00:17.000 Yeah, that's normal.
02:00:18.000 There's also rams.
02:00:20.000 The Olympic community is like, hmm.
02:00:22.000 Let's test their levels.
02:00:25.000 All right, let's see what we got going on here.
02:00:27.000 We got some chats to read.
02:00:30.000 Jesse says Libby said the medical schools can't train doctors fast enough, but I have good news.
02:00:35.000 With the population crash, that will balance out quicker than we expect.
02:00:38.000 Yes, good point.
02:00:41.000 Unless Democrats get into office and we end up with a massive population border boom.
02:00:47.000 Real SVT says giving excuses for these demons repeal the 19th.
02:00:52.000 Hmm.
02:00:53.000 Doesn't go far enough.
02:00:54.000 Yeah, I'm not a fan of that because my concern is not women.
02:00:58.000 I understand there's a lot of women that are voting poorly, and that's why people say this, but you could eliminate the principal issue if you just had service guaranteed citizenship.
02:01:07.000 Then the women who serve, it's like, I don't care if they vote, you know?
02:01:07.000 Right.
02:01:11.000 Or like if they have like votes, maybe apportioned based on like families.
02:01:16.000 You got to have three kids.
02:01:16.000 Like if you have.
02:01:17.000 If you don't have three kids, you have to be married with.
02:01:20.000 Three kids.
02:01:20.000 Eat skin in the game, bro.
02:01:22.000 If you're married and you have at least three kids, you're allowed to vote.
02:01:22.000 Yeah.
02:01:24.000 Otherwise, you're not.
02:01:25.000 There's certainly precedent for voting and citizenship to come with service.
02:01:29.000 You should have to pay 60% tax if you're childless.
02:01:32.000 That's why Nixon lowered the voting age to 18 because if you can go to war, you can vote.
02:01:38.000 The slogan definitely rhymed.
02:01:39.000 I'm forgetting what it was.
02:01:41.000 But that was kind of the reasoning.
02:01:42.000 It's like if you have skin in the game, you should be able to vote.
02:01:45.000 Zombie Dude says, I'm a week late, but as tradition, last Thursday we welcomed my first child into the world.
02:01:50.000 Eleanor.
02:01:51.000 The hand that rocks the cradle is the hand that rules the world.
02:01:55.000 Now it is your turn.
02:01:56.000 Eleanor.
02:01:57.000 What a strong name.
02:01:58.000 That's a great name.
02:01:59.000 I did that one.
02:01:59.000 It didn't work, dude.
02:01:59.000 I did that one.
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02:04:46.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Vampire Civil War, the movie.
02:04:54.000 Oh, man.
02:04:55.000 Jump scare.
02:04:56.000 Can he fight him?
02:05:12.000 The United States has been taken over by vampires.
02:05:18.000 We have no choice.
02:05:20.000 We must secretist.
02:05:22.000 What is that?
02:05:22.000 What?
02:05:23.000 What the fuck?
02:05:24.000 Three times in a row.
02:05:27.000 Secretist.
02:05:29.000 Is it like mixing up separatism or something?
02:05:31.000 I've got to give it more clear instructions.
02:05:34.000 I think secretist is just AI hallucinating words.
02:05:39.000 Right?
02:05:40.000 Isn't that what AI does?
02:05:41.000 They're like jumbling words together.
02:05:42.000 Yeah.
02:05:43.000 How come I got everything else right, though?
02:05:45.000 Yeah, that's interesting.
02:05:48.000 Sacratist.
02:05:59.000 It's a women's clothing store in Bucharest.
02:06:01.000 Secretist?
02:06:02.000 Yeah.
02:06:03.000 Secretist is?
02:06:04.000 Okay.
02:06:05.000 Aren't we just talking about Bucharest?
02:06:07.000 Budapest.
02:06:08.000 Budapest.
02:06:09.000 And that's why I asked you if it was in Hungary because I historically get those two places confused.
02:06:15.000 All right.
02:06:15.000 Let's try that again.
02:06:16.000 One is Romania, one is Hungary?
02:06:18.000 Yeah, Budapest is Hungary.
02:06:20.000 Budapest.
02:06:21.000 But where's Bucharest?
02:06:22.000 Romania?
02:06:23.000 Maybe.
02:06:23.000 Yeah.
02:06:24.000 It's all vampire land.
02:06:26.000 Pretty sure.
02:06:26.000 I've been there.
02:06:26.000 Yes.
02:06:27.000 They got good pizza.
02:06:29.000 Which one, the Romanian or the Hungarian?
02:06:31.000 Yeah.
02:06:31.000 Romanian.
02:06:32.000 Yeah, Bucharest.
02:06:33.000 That was fun.
02:06:34.000 And Brazhov.
02:06:35.000 I think that's where I went.
02:06:36.000 Love Eastern Europe.
02:06:38.000 My dad's from there, so shout out.
02:06:41.000 I want to go to Poland.
02:06:42.000 I think that'd be a nice place to live.
02:06:43.000 I don't know what it is.
02:06:44.000 I watch all these videos of Poland, and it just seems so nice for some reason.
02:06:47.000 I have no idea why.
02:06:48.000 It's so clean and everything.
02:06:49.000 You should go with Jack.
02:06:50.000 He knows the people there.
02:06:51.000 I know Jack, yeah.
02:06:52.000 Luke is from Poland.
02:06:53.000 He's from Poland.
02:06:53.000 Oh, really?
02:06:54.000 Yeah, he moved here when he was like 10 or whatever, so he actually has a bunch of family over there, and he goes there all the time.
02:06:58.000 That's nice.
02:06:59.000 Poland would be based.
02:07:02.000 I can say Dzień dobry.
02:07:04.000 What's that mean?
02:07:04.000 It means good day.
02:07:05.000 Oh.
02:07:06.000 And hačtu.
02:07:07.000 Hačtu?
02:07:08.000 That means come here.
02:07:09.000 Hačtu.
02:07:10.000 That's actually really similar to Croatian.
02:07:12.000 In Croatian, you say dobrdan for good day or dojitu.
02:07:17.000 It's the same thing.
02:07:18.000 It's quite similar.
02:07:18.000 And kurva.
02:07:20.000 Yeah.
02:07:21.000 Is that what you say in Croatian too?
02:07:22.000 What does that mean?
02:07:24.000 It means fuck.
02:07:25.000 Oh.
02:07:26.000 Kurvamaj and dupajaj.
02:07:30.000 I lived in a Polish neighborhood, so I used to learn Polish words.
02:07:32.000 It's funny because, as a kid, it was normal to know to say kurvamaj to somebody.
02:07:37.000 Or dupuyage.
02:07:39.000 Right.
02:07:39.000 And then you move out of that area and no one knows any Polish and you're like, wow, that's crazy.
02:07:43.000 It doesn't hit the same.
02:07:45.000 And chupa mi huevos.
02:07:46.000 Yep.
02:07:47.000 Now we're switching it up.
02:07:48.000 Now that's the other half.
02:07:49.000 Now my mom's Mexican.
02:07:50.000 Oh, so you speak Spanish too?
02:07:51.000 You do, yeah.
02:07:52.000 Good.
02:07:52.000 So you know what that meant.
02:07:53.000 Yep.
02:07:54.000 And following.
02:07:55.000 The joke would always be like to our friends that didn't speak Spanish.
02:07:57.000 And I'm like, I don't speak Spanish well or anything.
02:08:00.000 They'd be like, how do I order this burrito?
02:08:02.000 I say, tu madre es muy feo.
02:08:05.000 It'd be fea, but yeah.
02:08:06.000 There you go.
02:08:06.000 Fea.
02:08:07.000 See, I don't speak it.
02:08:09.000 These days, you never know.
02:08:11.000 Hey.
02:08:11.000 Fea.
02:08:12.000 There you go.
02:08:12.000 Yeah.
02:08:13.000 That's what I always wondered was like with all of this trans stuff, I wonder how other languages that have masculine and feminine would like.
02:08:20.000 Oh, there was a funny thing.
02:08:21.000 Didn't you see when the lady in fucking which country was it?
02:08:25.000 She said todos y todas.
02:08:27.000 And then she got like yelled at.
02:08:28.000 Because she didn't include the non binary people?
02:08:30.000 No, because you could just say todos.
02:08:32.000 Oh, I see.
02:08:33.000 Yeah.
02:08:34.000 That's funny.
02:08:34.000 Yeah.
02:08:35.000 So she was like, to everyone and the women.
02:08:37.000 And they were like, what?
02:08:38.000 That's the funny thing about Spanish because if you say todos, it means everybody, right?
02:08:42.000 Yeah.
02:08:43.000 But you say todas, it's the women.
02:08:44.000 It's funny.
02:08:45.000 It's like when people get mad at people for saying mankind, which is short for humankind.
02:08:49.000 Woman kind.
02:08:50.000 Woman kind.
02:08:51.000 Women already are included.
02:08:53.000 Women already are included in mankind.
02:08:54.000 If you say todos and it means everyone, including men and women, but then women get special words, people, someone was like, Spanish is sexist, so we have to put the X because the words are masculine.
02:09:05.000 And I'm like, no.
02:09:06.000 The masculine words mean women and men, and then women get their own special words because they're privileged.
02:09:10.000 If anything, it's long housed.
02:09:12.000 The Spanish language just totally favors women.
02:09:15.000 It does.
02:09:16.000 Yeah.
02:09:16.000 Yeah, it's right.
02:09:17.000 The men are actually the ones that are, that are, they're discriminated against by, actually, inocentrism.
02:09:22.000 It's her story, not history.
02:09:25.000 Her story, as Ian would say.
02:09:27.000 So stupid.
02:09:28.000 So true.
02:09:29.000 But that was the whole Latinx thing was supposed to get rid of the masculine and feminine.
02:09:34.000 And I think the Latin community hated it.
02:09:36.000 Bro, they're so out of touch.
02:09:38.000 Hispanics do not mess with that.
02:09:39.000 They're just like, please, let me be Catholic.
02:09:42.000 One, one like fifth generation Mexican in the New York Times was like, I'm speaking on behalf of like 800 million people.
02:09:49.000 They're like, dude.
02:09:51.000 Sounds like Latin script.
02:09:52.000 OSA, don't mess with my beautiful Latinx queen.
02:09:55.000 AOC liked it.
02:09:57.000 She was on that tip.
02:09:59.000 Pause.
02:10:00.000 Zoom.
02:10:01.000 That video of her, like, I forget what she was talking about, but she's talking about, oh, she was like, they don't want you to freeze your eggs so that you have to settle for a loser, idiot guy.
02:10:11.000 And it's like, oh, I wonder who she could be talking about.
02:10:14.000 Why would you?
02:10:16.000 Bro, it's like, he's in the room.
02:10:18.000 Gosh, the body is so warm.
02:10:20.000 Right?
02:10:20.000 They share custody of that dog.
02:10:22.000 Bro, justice for him.
02:10:23.000 Dude, they broke up years ago.
02:10:26.000 Yeah, but like imagine this woman who's really high profile is relitigating the breakup publicly.
02:10:26.000 Yeah.
02:10:32.000 She seems to be digging it super well.
02:10:33.000 It's like.
02:10:34.000 I'm sure he's getting attacks from his friends.
02:10:36.000 Like, hey, you're being humiliated.
02:10:37.000 Yeah.
02:10:38.000 She's like doing breakup bills.
02:10:40.000 Yeah.
02:10:42.000 Awesome.
02:10:43.000 Free him, bro.
02:10:44.000 Free him, bro.
02:10:46.000 Yeah, I think that whole thing is weird.
02:10:48.000 She breaks up with the guy.
02:10:49.000 She's 37.
02:10:50.000 They've been engaged for what, like four or five years?
02:10:52.000 But they were engaged.
02:10:53.000 They were engaged for a while.
02:10:53.000 Were they?
02:10:53.000 Yeah.
02:10:55.000 Oh, yeah.
02:10:56.000 The guy wins that every single day of Sunday because he's in for a younger model.
02:11:00.000 They break up.
02:11:01.000 I think.
02:11:03.000 And then now she's freezing her eggs, but it's like, you're 37.
02:11:08.000 What's your plan here?
02:11:09.000 Is your plan surrogacy at this point?
02:11:12.000 I think Brian Wall's like 35.
02:11:13.000 Yeah.
02:11:14.000 And it's like, yeah, I mean, the plan is going to have to be she's going to have to become one of the villains in The Handmaid's Tale and rent some woman.
02:11:22.000 It's like Walt Disney when he throws his head.
02:11:24.000 It's just like a political stunt.
02:11:26.000 She's paying like $10,000 for a political story.
02:11:26.000 Yeah.
02:11:28.000 Bro, she's probably got it like that.
02:11:30.000 She probably gets paid.
02:11:31.000 She hasn't even paid off her student loans.
02:11:33.000 Yeah, but like, she needs that for campaigning purposes.
02:11:36.000 I was going to say, it's probably a ride off.
02:11:38.000 I haven't paid my loans either.
02:11:40.000 Bro, power move.
02:11:41.000 He just gets like a racist, goth girlfriend.
02:11:44.000 Totally crushes AOC.
02:11:46.000 I love that message.
02:11:47.000 Starts dating Empath Chan.
02:11:50.000 Oh, that'd be a baller move.
02:11:52.000 It's like, I'm not paying off my student loan.
02:11:52.000 I like that move.
02:11:54.000 That'd be like me.
02:11:54.000 It's like, yeah, I'm not paying off my credit card debt because I want to relate to people on the podcast.
02:11:59.000 I'm just like you.
02:12:00.000 I want to relate to people.
02:12:03.000 So I'm purposely not paying my car loan.
02:12:07.000 And I got repoed because I'm actually trying to be relatable.
02:12:09.000 Because actually, it's nothing to do with the fact that I spent all my money on Clash of Clans gems.
02:12:15.000 Zero to do with that.
02:12:16.000 To be honest with you, I wouldn't put it past someone like AOC to be like, oh, you know, I can afford this and it's better for my career to not be considered wealthy.
02:12:27.000 Well, I'm like, if she isn't able to.
02:12:30.000 Eventually, she can talk about the failures of the women's health system.
02:12:35.000 It's just like, it's just fodder for her political ideology, either way.
02:12:39.000 If it works out, then she can say, See, like, you don't have to have kids immediately.
02:12:43.000 You don't have to settle.
02:12:44.000 If it doesn't work out, she can just point the finger at, I don't know, the femme cell or whatever.
02:12:49.000 I mean, the chances are it's, you know, I think it's 50 50 if she'll be able to have kids later on anyway.
02:12:55.000 It's like 4%.
02:12:55.000 No, it's not even 50 50.
02:12:56.000 We're going to have a femme cell problem.
02:12:56.000 Yeah.
02:12:58.000 If she's going to have to rent a woman to carry the children.
02:13:00.000 But the eggs aren't going to work.
02:13:01.000 There's like a 4% success rate at that point.
02:13:03.000 Right.
02:13:03.000 I mean, it's pretty old.
02:13:04.000 Yep.
02:13:04.000 It's pretty old.
02:13:05.000 I think it's like the fertility chance is that age that they're frozen at, which is like what a weird sound.
02:13:11.000 Well, we pulled it up, and at 42, it's like 4%.
02:13:14.000 Yeah, it's cooked, basically.
02:13:15.000 And I think she has to know that.
02:13:17.000 Like, there's no way that she's unaware.
02:13:19.000 She must have had doctors who told her.
02:13:21.000 Yeah, which tells me that it's all, it's just a ballistic egg for show.
02:13:25.000 Yeah.
02:13:25.000 Or she's just aging and in denial.
02:13:29.000 She keeps being told to be rich and be successful instead of having kids, and she's never going to have kids.
02:13:34.000 At this point, she's telling herself to be rich and successful and never have kids.
02:13:37.000 Yeah, she doesn't even have a man to help her.
02:13:39.000 Dan Nass says she's freezing the eggs to use the stem cells to live to the age of 200 like the vampire she is.
02:13:44.000 Like Brian Johnson, that guy.
02:13:46.000 Yeah.
02:13:47.000 Well, he's like backing off that now.
02:13:48.000 He is because he was diagnosed with a terminal illness.
02:13:50.000 Because he got a girlfriend and he's like, oh, that was kind of crazy.
02:13:52.000 He got a girlfriend.
02:13:53.000 He got a Big Mac.
02:13:54.000 He's like, oh, dude, low key.
02:13:57.000 I can't believe I haven't had this in years.
02:13:59.000 One sip of diet, Kogi's backing off all of it.
02:14:01.000 He's like, low key, worth a month of my life.
02:14:04.000 It's kind of romantic.
02:14:05.000 His like overtures to his girlfriend.
02:14:06.000 He's like, I purposely lost a year of my life to sleep with him.
02:14:10.000 Dude, it's like Napoleon and Josephine coated.
02:14:12.000 He's like, don't wash on Twitter.
02:14:16.000 Oh, god.
02:14:17.000 Oh, you read that too?
02:14:19.000 Yeah, that was bizarre.
02:14:21.000 I was out of hits.
02:14:22.000 I was so uncomfortable.
02:14:24.000 Just like, I felt uncomfortable just even by myself seeing that.
02:14:27.000 I don't even follow him and he keeps trying.
02:14:31.000 No one will divulge more information than an ex Mormon.
02:14:34.000 Like, far not.
02:14:35.000 Ex Mormons are like, no.
02:14:37.000 He was a Mormon?
02:14:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:14:38.000 Yeah.
02:14:38.000 That's like his lore.
02:14:39.000 Maybe ex Amish also might be up there.
02:14:41.000 Ex Amish.
02:14:42.000 For similar reasons.
02:14:43.000 And then, yeah, but like an ex Mormon, dude, like I went to Utah and I caught one on an Uber and it's like, I learned everything.
02:14:49.000 He's like, yeah.
02:14:50.000 They like, they like made me go to church like three times.
02:14:54.000 And I was like, do they wear the, they have to wear the undergarments.
02:14:58.000 Yeah, the garments.
02:14:59.000 Yeah.
02:15:00.000 I mean, we all, all men have like our.
02:15:01.000 Favorite underwear, we don't wear like when it comes to like Friday, is it like standard issue?
02:15:07.000 How do you get it?
02:15:09.000 Is everybody have favorite underwear?
02:15:10.000 Yeah, because it just hits, and then you're like at the end of the week, and you're down to like the C team, and you're like, Yeah, oh, nothing hits when you know you got like you got like the starting five coming back in, laundry's gone, you're like, We're back, get my stuff at the top of the drawer, you're like, Nice, yeah, let's go to callers.
02:15:26.000 Yeah, let's go to callers.
02:15:27.000 We got Patrick of Ohio, what's up?
02:15:29.000 What's up, Patrick?
02:15:29.000 Starting five back in.
02:15:33.000 Got some breaking news tonight.
02:15:35.000 I learned that Tate loves a cock.
02:15:36.000 And, uh, what was your town hall?
02:15:40.000 We all missed that.
02:15:42.000 What did he say?
02:15:44.000 Oh, yeah, dude.
02:15:45.000 I love that.
02:15:46.000 What was your town hall?
02:15:47.000 Yeah, my town hall is 11.
02:15:50.000 11, man.
02:15:51.000 That's chump.
02:15:52.000 Oh, my God.
02:15:53.000 Hey, you need to buy some more gents.
02:15:55.000 I, dude, yeah, tell that to Tim.
02:15:57.000 Give me any raise you give me is going straight to Supercell.
02:16:02.000 Supercell, yeah, the Finnish company that runs Clash of Clans.
02:16:06.000 I'm like literally extracting money from the American economy and sending it straight to Finland.
02:16:11.000 Yeah, straight to Finland.
02:16:13.000 Any dollar I make from X money is going straight to Clash of Clans.
02:16:19.000 I'm 50% good.
02:16:20.000 All right, there.
02:16:21.000 There you go, Tim.
02:16:23.000 Yeah.
02:16:24.000 Yeah.
02:16:25.000 First of all, you're talking about something else.
02:16:26.000 And I was like, what?
02:16:28.000 That's why I said I'm engaged.
02:16:30.000 I was intentional.
02:16:31.000 I respect that.
02:16:32.000 Okay.
02:16:33.000 Ball knower.
02:16:33.000 So I'll go into the question.
02:16:34.000 I'm sorry.
02:16:36.000 No, I'm good.
02:16:37.000 So, Tim, we recently had Mason on IRL, and you guys had a relatively good discussion.
02:16:43.000 It was relatively civil and not too, I would say there's not a lot of yelling and shouting, kind of like when you had Brian Shapiro on.
02:16:52.000 And you guys talked about the left and the right.
02:16:54.000 And just with all the conversations with him that you guys had there, you know, everyone else at the, you know, within Timcast, like, do you guys think that there's a way to, There's a divide that there's a way to bridge that divide between the left and the right.
02:17:11.000 Talking with Mason, is there hope for the younger generation or what?
02:17:14.000 No, Mason's the kind of guy who's probably going to become conservative because he, like, you can see it in their eyes.
02:17:22.000 You know, like Luke Beasley's a liar because before the show started, he was basically saying he knew, you know, the grift.
02:17:30.000 So maybe they just pretend.
02:17:32.000 But, you know, no, take that back.
02:17:33.000 A lot of the guys, like David Pacman, for instance, he knows he's lying about stuff, but the grift is good.
02:17:39.000 But most of the lefties are just.
02:17:41.000 Low order thinkers who can't, they have a weak perception of reality.
02:17:44.000 So you're not going to change their minds because their minds literally can't process the information.
02:17:53.000 I agree with you a lot because I just had a road trip with my brother for two days, and there is no getting through to him.
02:18:02.000 And if he were to be in charge, it would not be pretty for anyone that's remotely conservative.
02:18:10.000 So, you know, definitely if you have an argument with him and he has nothing to back it up, he's only got feelings.
02:18:16.000 And the more you have evidence to Back up your point, the more the yelling and the uh, he thinks that uh, you know, the news and other things that you can report to him are just uh, Russian misinformation.
02:18:28.000 You know, the thing with Brian is uh, because I think he's even mentioned this like before the show, he's like, he actually says, like, you know, how much should I crank it up?
02:18:36.000 Should I just you know, be chill or should we crank it all the way up?
02:18:39.000 He's fully cognizant that he's doing a show and that he's like that energy level is intentional for the sake of making content, I guess, but uh.
02:18:50.000 You know, I don't know.
02:18:52.000 There's a lot of people that just aren't going to change because they make money doing it.
02:18:56.000 You know what I mean?
02:18:58.000 Like, look at Anna Kasparian.
02:18:59.000 She's gone nuts.
02:19:01.000 Yeah, she came back to reality for a minute and then started talking about Gaza and Israel.
02:19:06.000 Yeah, she's fucking out of her mind.
02:19:09.000 Yeah, that totally gets people off the rails, the whole Israel Palestine thing.
02:19:16.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't understand how it is so all consuming for some people.
02:19:22.000 I don't get it either.
02:19:23.000 Like, Yeah, we do give money to Israel, and I'm against foreign aid generally.
02:19:29.000 And sure, you know, if you want to register APAC as a foreign entity, I don't really care.
02:19:36.000 But like the whole, the way that people get so wrapped up with the whole, you know, Jews run everything and Israel's in control of the United States, it's just like, how can you think that?
02:19:47.000 So much.
02:19:48.000 It's like the United States has a, like, they spend a boatload of money on a boatload of things, and they, There are people that are like, oh, if it wasn't for Israel, we wouldn't be in so much debt.
02:19:58.000 I'm like, that's the most ridiculous thing ever.
02:20:00.000 Like, all of our debt, not all of it, but like most of our debt comes from Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid.
02:20:07.000 And it's simple to find this stuff out.
02:20:10.000 The mandatory spending is where the money goes.
02:20:13.000 But, anyways, before I get into a rant, you got anything you want to add?
02:20:19.000 No, I guess the only thing I have to add really is that my big concern is we need to.
02:20:25.000 We need to find some way to bridge this gap because, quite literally, you know, even with me and my family, like they're fighting with each other and they barely want to talk to each other.
02:20:34.000 And once you have brother against brother and you know, family against family, it's not a good sign.
02:20:39.000 And it seems to me like we need to find some way to bridge this gap.
02:20:43.000 And I mean, the propaganda is good, and they believe the propaganda.
02:20:46.000 I mean, there's a lot of propaganda out there, and it's really hard.
02:20:50.000 They're getting so good at propaganda, we really have a hard time getting it and defeating it.
02:20:54.000 It's yin yang, man, you know, both sides grow and fester.
02:20:58.000 Until there's an explosion, and then, you know, I don't know how to deal with it.
02:21:01.000 I mean, you can't even go to someone like these liberals and say, Actually, I'll tell you this.
02:21:11.000 There's this liberal guy I know that I've talked about him before, and he hates Trump.
02:21:18.000 He claims not a liberal, but he once was wearing one of those shirts where it's like, In this house, we believe.
02:21:24.000 And so he's been texting me, and then he said something like, You know, your show would be huge if you brought a liberal on and actually had a real discussion about the issues.
02:21:33.000 And I said, That's, we do those.
02:21:35.000 We do that.
02:21:37.000 So I sent him a link to the show with Mason.
02:21:39.000 And then he said, like 30 minutes later, he was like, Well, I'll be Tim Pool saying Donald Trump was wrong.
02:21:47.000 I can't believe it.
02:21:48.000 And I said, You can't believe it because you've never watched my show before.
02:21:51.000 It's like you listen to a bunch of fake bullshit from, I didn't say it like this to him, but I was like, It's because they're lying to you.
02:21:58.000 It's because the left has been lying to you.
02:21:59.000 And he was like, I'm actually going to post a clip from this on my Facebook.
02:22:03.000 You saying the war was a mistake and that it's failing.
02:22:05.000 And I'm like, Yeah, we've said it a lot, actually.
02:22:09.000 And he was like, I think people won't believe Tim Pool said this.
02:22:12.000 And I said, Now do you understand what I mean when I say they are lying to you about everything?
02:22:17.000 So that's the challenge.
02:22:19.000 Get them to watch the show somehow.
02:22:21.000 Take the Mason show.
02:22:23.000 And you go back as you watch Tim Cass Diarrhea.
02:22:24.000 And if they go, I ain't watching that Russian propaganda back.
02:22:26.000 Oh, no, it's a liberal roasting him.
02:22:27.000 Watch it.
02:22:28.000 Trust me.
02:22:29.000 Then they'll watch it and go, hey, wait a minute.
02:22:32.000 Maybe it was a lie.
02:22:36.000 There's a lot of people in the Discord that woke up, and I'm very glad to have them here.
02:22:40.000 Good stuff.
02:22:42.000 Love to see it.
02:22:43.000 Word.
02:22:44.000 Well, thanks for calling in, bro.
02:22:44.000 You want to shout anybody out or anything else?
02:22:47.000 Yeah.
02:22:47.000 I mean, I'm going to shout the After Dark Show because I'm hosting tonight.
02:22:50.000 So please come and hang out, people.
02:22:53.000 We love to talk and we love to.
02:22:56.000 And break down the divide.
02:22:57.000 So, right on.
02:22:58.000 Thanks for calling in, brother.
02:23:00.000 Thank you.
02:23:01.000 Thanks, dude.
02:23:03.000 All right.
02:23:03.000 Next up, we've got TJ Rain Man.
02:23:07.000 What's up, TJ?
02:23:09.000 What's up?
02:23:10.000 What's happening, boys?
02:23:11.000 We've been a hot minute.
02:23:13.000 Been a minute.
02:23:14.000 All right.
02:23:14.000 He's right.
02:23:16.000 Yeah.
02:23:16.000 I believe last time I called in, it was because you guys were talking bad about Bob Lazar.
02:23:23.000 And so now that we're talking about aliens again, I figured it'd be a good time to chime back up.
02:23:30.000 So, my question is for everyone except for Tate.
02:23:36.000 Half because he still plays Minecraft, and the other half is because he was on the pre show, and I kind of threw this question his way and kind of got his perspective a little bit.
02:23:47.000 Tate, feel free to chime in.
02:23:49.000 But so I want to paint a picture for you guys just real quick.
02:23:55.000 So, let's say that you are out in the middle of nowhere, out in some field.
02:24:00.000 And a flying saucer comes down, the legs drop down, the glowing lights, the door drops down, and two aliens come out, and you are the human being that is making first contact with these aliens.
02:24:16.000 I want to know what kind of information you would try to convey to them about the human race?
02:24:26.000 And also, consider the fact that there's probably going to be a language barrier there.
02:24:32.000 I would be more interested in what they had to convey about themselves because I know about the human race, but I don't know what their story is.
02:24:40.000 So I'd be more interested in that.
02:24:42.000 Sounds like a journalist kind of thing.
02:24:45.000 I'm looking for a spoon.
02:24:50.000 Boo.
02:24:51.000 I mean, they're having affairs.
02:24:53.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
02:24:55.000 Ask about their mating rituals.
02:24:57.000 Oh, yeah.
02:25:00.000 I mean, now I'm writing for Playboy.
02:25:02.000 So I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm not a.
02:25:05.000 I don't know if there's a good answer because with a language barrier, the first thing you're going to be doing is basic communication forever.
02:25:12.000 And the things that they're going to learn from basic communication are completely immaterial.
02:25:16.000 So it's not until they are fluent and able to comprehend that it's even worth communicating.
02:25:21.000 Unless, of course, the most meaningful thing you can do in that regard is to show them a computer and give them access to our, like, I'm pretty sure computers are going to be universal physics.
02:25:34.000 They may have different, uh, um, Schematics for how they work them, but they'll function very much the same with binary.
02:25:42.000 You should reasonably be able to communicate in maths and binary relatively easily.
02:25:47.000 So that might be the jump starting of basic communication.
02:25:51.000 I don't know.
02:25:52.000 Yeah.
02:25:53.000 Well, okay.
02:25:54.000 I play Minecraft too.
02:25:55.000 So I don't know if that disqualifies me from this round of questioning.
02:25:59.000 Okay.
02:26:00.000 Thank you.
02:26:01.000 Honestly, those answers are way better because my first instinct is to like assert dominance and make sure that like they don't just pull up nonchalant and be like, oh, is this a planet?
02:26:11.000 And then they like totally wipe us out.
02:26:14.000 I think they just need to be like thrown in some lockers.
02:26:16.000 And just kind of like bullied a little bit so that they don't have all this like arrogance and take over.
02:26:21.000 It's kind of a survival strategy.
02:26:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:24.000 Not confident.
02:26:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:25.000 I mean, I'm like, shoot.
02:26:26.000 Yeah, Tate's got my back.
02:26:27.000 The whole math thing, I'd be like, well, one plus one is two.
02:26:30.000 And they're like, yeah.
02:26:32.000 That one.
02:26:33.000 Yeah, they could still be just, they could totally own us still.
02:26:36.000 And that's kind of what you want to avoid.
02:26:38.000 Like hipsters.
02:26:38.000 I'm kind of, exactly.
02:26:39.000 I'm kind of have to go off of like body language.
02:26:40.000 Yeah, I mean, are they threatening you?
02:26:42.000 Psyops on them.
02:26:43.000 Yeah, you start doing jujitsu.
02:26:44.000 Do you basically want to like punch them in the face and just be like, no, Speaking of an island?
02:26:49.000 That's crazy.
02:26:50.000 Just like, Like laws of power stuff.
02:26:52.000 Just give them like a swirly or maybe like, you know, just like puff up your chest a little bit.
02:26:58.000 Like, just show them that like you are the alpha and that this is your home turf.
02:27:03.000 Because the last thing you want is just a bunch of aliens pulling up and being like, this is all ours.
02:27:08.000 Is a darker light out would also be interesting.
02:27:11.000 Great question.
02:27:11.000 Is everybody talking about it with friends?
02:27:13.000 I'm going to say it's middle of the night.
02:27:15.000 Middle of the night.
02:27:17.000 I would assume like up to no good mischief type alien.
02:27:21.000 Yeah, dude.
02:27:22.000 Yeah, middle of the night is pretty handsome, like immediately.
02:27:25.000 Dude.
02:27:26.000 Just, hey, welcome.
02:27:27.000 What's on your shirt?
02:27:29.000 And then they're just.
02:27:30.000 Susan Town, the flipper.
02:27:32.000 Yeah.
02:27:34.000 Yeah, that could work.
02:27:35.000 It could work.
02:27:35.000 Play blur, play blur.
02:27:37.000 And they just vaporize you.
02:27:38.000 They're like laser blasts and they turn me into dust.
02:27:43.000 There's just your shadow.
02:27:45.000 Yeah.
02:27:45.000 Dang.
02:27:46.000 God, they got me.
02:27:47.000 There's just like a silhouette of Tate in a cornfield.
02:27:50.000 Yeah, my eyeballs are looking around like, ooh.
02:27:53.000 Right.
02:27:53.000 Phil, what are your thoughts?
02:27:55.000 Yeah, I don't really have any good thoughts about how to communicate with aliens.
02:27:58.000 The first thing I thought of is like, oh, well, you know, try and, like Tim was saying, like, try and figure out a way to communicate in binary if you could.
02:28:06.000 Because.
02:28:06.000 Give them a straggle style hot dog.
02:28:09.000 Ooh.
02:28:10.000 Well, then they'll hate us.
02:28:11.000 Give them that Panera lemonade that, like, kills you instantly.
02:28:14.000 Yeah.
02:28:14.000 The extra energy lemonade.
02:28:15.000 Yeah, with, like, all of the caffeine.
02:28:16.000 Why are we so aggressive?
02:28:18.000 Yeah, like, why don't you just shoot them?
02:28:20.000 Like, we're trying to get them out of the way.
02:28:23.000 Because then there's possible deniability.
02:28:24.000 If you're like, get Lindsey Clancy ASAP.
02:28:26.000 Bro, yeah.
02:28:29.000 She kills them, and then, like, when the aliens.
02:28:31.000 Lindsey Clancy's coordinator.
02:28:32.000 And she tries.
02:28:33.000 She kills the aliens, and then when their government finds out, they broadcast their planet what happened.
02:28:36.000 But then, like, all of their alien women are like, well.
02:28:39.000 Like, Bleep Blorb did it.
02:28:40.000 Yeah, like, why don't you, like.
02:28:41.000 Why don't you, like, knit them, like, a nice sweater or something?
02:28:45.000 That could be.
02:28:46.000 Wait, wait.
02:28:46.000 Bring a gun, but give it to them.
02:28:47.000 It would take some time to knit them and cut up aliens.
02:28:51.000 And they're like, oh, no.
02:28:54.000 They'd be doing this right away.
02:28:55.000 Straight, they'd be gangster right away.
02:28:57.000 Turtleneck.
02:28:58.000 I don't know if their skin is like cotton or something.
02:29:01.000 You know, something light and airy.
02:29:03.000 They probably do have.
02:29:03.000 They have no prices and they get back on their UFO.
02:29:06.000 They have climate control on the spaceship, I imagine.
02:29:08.000 You know, it's a lot of.
02:29:09.000 They might be British aliens.
02:29:13.000 If they're British aliens, then you want to go ahead and give them like a prayer rug or a Quran or something.
02:29:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:17.000 Oh, yeah, we convert them to Islam.
02:29:18.000 Bismillah.
02:29:19.000 If they're British, they're already Islamic, aren't they?
02:29:23.000 And I'll send the aliens.
02:29:24.000 Yeah, you said British aliens.
02:29:26.000 Convert them to like a funny religion, like Hinduism.
02:29:28.000 What if they showed up and they were like Muslim?
02:29:30.000 They'd be Muslim aliens?
02:29:31.000 I can't imagine.
02:29:32.000 They just have long beards.
02:29:34.000 They're like, fuck.
02:29:35.000 They show up and they were like, actually, Islam is the correct religion.
02:29:39.000 It's the correct religion of the rest of the universe.
02:29:41.000 Landed there first and got converted.
02:29:43.000 Oh, hello, biz.
02:29:43.000 I'm all on.
02:29:44.000 Oh, great.
02:29:46.000 That would just make me double down on Christianity.
02:29:49.000 I'd be like, oh, yeah.
02:29:50.000 Oh, great.
02:29:51.000 Oh, yeah.
02:29:51.000 Oh, yes.
02:29:52.000 It said God created the heaven and the earth, right?
02:29:54.000 Not the heavens and all of your planets.
02:29:57.000 Yeah.
02:29:57.000 Yeah.
02:29:58.000 So, you bet.
02:29:59.000 Okay.
02:30:00.000 Quick reframing.
02:30:02.000 If there was no language barrier, I know we went off the rails and all that was super fun, but any quick answers on if there was no language barrier, what would you try and convey?
02:30:11.000 Gay son or thought daughter, I'd ask.
02:30:13.000 Yeah, 20.
02:30:14.000 We won Jubilee debate about it.
02:30:18.000 I want to jubilee.
02:30:19.000 Gay son or thought daughter.
02:30:20.000 But it's 20 aliens and one human.
02:30:21.000 And they're like, bleep blorp, prove me wrong.
02:30:24.000 I'm like, blorp, blorp, blorp.
02:30:26.000 And you're like, whoa, he's good.
02:30:27.000 I changed my mind.
02:30:28.000 Get him on Daily Wire.
02:30:29.000 There you go.
02:30:30.000 Show him Ben Shapiro.
02:30:31.000 What is a bleep blorp?
02:30:33.000 The documentary.
02:30:35.000 What is a bleep blorp?
02:30:37.000 The liberals can't answer that.
02:30:40.000 Yeah.
02:30:40.000 Make them run, honestly.
02:30:43.000 So funny.
02:30:44.000 Yeah, my dumb answer is probably the same.
02:30:45.000 You can't transition into a Kliegaborp.
02:30:47.000 What are we talking about?
02:30:49.000 A Kliegaborp is a Kliegaborp, idiot.
02:30:52.000 Jesus.
02:30:53.000 Hell him.
02:30:54.000 Hell him.
02:30:55.000 I'd put him on the border.
02:30:57.000 I'd have him doing traffic stops.
02:31:00.000 There you go.
02:31:01.000 What are they going to do?
02:31:02.000 Alien versus alien.
02:31:03.000 Who's who?
02:31:04.000 Mix them up.
02:31:05.000 Yep.
02:31:06.000 Yeah.
02:31:06.000 I'd probably ask him if they saw any Jewish space lasers up there.
02:31:09.000 Oh, yeah.
02:31:10.000 You know, just so that we had some definitive evidence.
02:31:12.000 I mean, I still can't communicate with Guatemalans in this country, and we're worried about aliens.
02:31:16.000 Bro, I can't talk to my Uber driver.
02:31:18.000 Literally.
02:31:18.000 I'm like, I'll take my chance.
02:31:20.000 That sign says one way.
02:31:22.000 Please don't kill me.
02:31:23.000 Marshall has a better chance of communication.
02:31:25.000 For real.
02:31:26.000 The whole Uber situation.
02:31:27.000 Taxis were better.
02:31:28.000 I had a great driver today, but he was like a cab driver that.
02:31:31.000 Well, he's a cabby.
02:31:33.000 Yeah.
02:31:34.000 A lot of great stories.
02:31:36.000 You're like a London cabby in West Virginia.
02:31:39.000 No.
02:31:39.000 Well, am I?
02:31:40.000 Yeah, the West Virginia equivalent.
02:31:42.000 Let's just say.
02:31:43.000 Yeah, he's awesome.
02:31:44.000 Oh, it's great.
02:31:45.000 Great lottery, everybody.
02:31:47.000 Got anything you want to add?
02:31:49.000 Great follow up.
02:31:50.000 So I will say that I.
02:31:51.000 I can't remember where I heard it, but there is a correct answer to this question.
02:31:57.000 The two things that you should try to convey to them is one, that we use a base 10 numerical system.
02:32:05.000 Because, like, who knows what base 10 is.
02:32:08.000 Oh, wait, Colin, you actually had the right answers all along.
02:32:10.000 I see how this goes now.
02:32:12.000 Oh, yeah.
02:32:13.000 No, what do they say?
02:32:14.000 Like, only ask questions that you know the answers to?
02:32:16.000 Come on now.
02:32:17.000 Act like I haven't been here before.
02:32:21.000 So, yeah, conveying to them that we use a base 10 system of counting.
02:32:26.000 And then also conveying to them that we understand that we live in a heliocentric solar system and that we know that there are nine planets.
02:32:36.000 I'd be like, I already know.
02:32:38.000 No, I couldn't communicate that.
02:32:40.000 That would be like, imagine you go to a new country and the guy walks up to you and he goes, Two plus two.
02:32:49.000 You'd be like, Okay, it's retarded.
02:32:52.000 Like the president of a country that you land and there's a guy and he walks up to him and he's wearing a suit and he goes, Two plus two is four.
02:32:56.000 You'd be like, What?
02:32:59.000 If you went to them and you were like, we use base 10 math and there are nine planets, they'd be like, bro, you've got fucking computers and spaceships.
02:33:06.000 We fucking know.
02:33:07.000 We're not surprised you know this.
02:33:10.000 I'd make them chewed out.
02:33:11.000 I'm getting chewed out.
02:33:14.000 I actually got it.
02:33:15.000 It was someone far smarter than me that came up with these as being like the things that you should try to convey.
02:33:22.000 And so I'm just trying to make sure that if anybody does come across it, maybe the aliens will take pity on us because they think we're retarded.
02:33:29.000 Maybe we're just like pets or something else.
02:33:32.000 You have to make them feel retarded and assert dominance.
02:33:35.000 The last thing you want to be in that situation is the retarded one.
02:33:39.000 Yeah.
02:33:39.000 That's cooked because then they take a look at it.
02:33:40.000 If we traveled from a different solar system, how are we not the retarded ones?
02:33:44.000 Bro, you fake it until you make it.
02:33:46.000 I don't know.
02:33:47.000 It's like you don't give up.
02:33:49.000 Yeah, they land and then, like, we walk.
02:33:51.000 Here's what I do.
02:33:52.000 Like, let's say they speak English.
02:33:53.000 They walk up and they're like, our universal translator allows us to communicate.
02:33:57.000 I'd be like, is that your spaceship?
02:33:59.000 And they'd be like, yes.
02:34:00.000 And it'd be like, you guys travel, you still travel in physical planes?
02:34:04.000 Like, exactly.
02:34:05.000 You gotta mog them.
02:34:06.000 You literally have to tech them.
02:34:08.000 You guys can't phase through higher dimensions to travel faster.
02:34:11.000 In this band, do like a flyover and be like, pretend like they don't exist.
02:34:15.000 You'll be the 2016 NFL MVP and you'd be like, I don't know.
02:34:19.000 Yeah, they show up and you're like, Is that your spaceship?
02:34:21.000 and they're like, Yeah, you smash them in the face.
02:34:23.000 That's my spaceship.
02:34:25.000 Oh, GTA 6 style.
02:34:27.000 A little bit of, yeah, because I can't do the base.
02:34:29.000 I'd be so cooked.
02:34:30.000 He'd be like, Do long division.
02:34:31.000 I'd be like, You're in charge.
02:34:37.000 As far as what Phil's saying, like, possession is nine tenths of the law, and they need to know that as soon as they get here.
02:34:42.000 So, It's my spaceship.
02:34:46.000 It's my spaceship.
02:34:48.000 Dude, imagine you get in there and you're just like.
02:34:51.000 Thanks for bringing it back.
02:34:52.000 I appreciate it.
02:34:54.000 But this is our spaceship.
02:34:56.000 No, you're wrong.
02:34:58.000 Yep.
02:34:58.000 Whack.
02:34:59.000 Yep.
02:35:00.000 We have the title.
02:35:00.000 Alien.
02:35:01.000 They come from a planet with no theft.
02:35:03.000 Yeah, it's like a bonded title.
02:35:05.000 So we work some legal loopholes and then get their title salvaged.
02:35:09.000 And then we own the spaceship legally.
02:35:11.000 You just show them good man the ugly.
02:35:13.000 This is how we do things around here.
02:35:15.000 Yeah.
02:35:15.000 Let's just sue the aliens.
02:35:17.000 Yeah.
02:35:18.000 Like I said, possession is nine tenths of the law.
02:35:22.000 Just trade them straight across for a double chevy pickup.
02:35:26.000 Just send their lawyers, Bleibenstein, were like, oh, great.
02:35:31.000 We're losing.
02:35:32.000 Our squirt.
02:35:37.000 Space Jews.
02:35:39.000 Who do you think is operating the space lasers?
02:35:42.000 Oh, yeah.
02:35:43.000 We couldn't figure these lasers out.
02:35:44.000 Think about it.
02:35:45.000 Yeah.
02:35:46.000 The cosmic wall.
02:35:49.000 And you want to show it out?
02:35:50.000 Yeah, we got other callers.
02:35:52.000 I'll get out of here.
02:35:53.000 I'm also just going to shout out After Dark.
02:35:55.000 The conversation doesn't end once this show ends.
02:35:58.000 We all continue all these same topics in After Dark.
02:36:01.000 You can come up on stage.
02:36:03.000 You can voice your opinion, like your voice matters.
02:36:06.000 Get there with us.
02:36:07.000 Be here always.
02:36:09.000 Appreciate you guys.
02:36:10.000 Talk soon.
02:36:11.000 All right.
02:36:11.000 Thanks for calling in.
02:36:14.000 All right.
02:36:16.000 We have one caller left, right?
02:36:18.000 I thought we may have had two.
02:36:19.000 Two?
02:36:20.000 Did we get.
02:36:21.000 Let me.
02:36:21.000 Double well, did we get wrath all right?
02:36:23.000 Tiny tree, we had not gotten wrath yet.
02:36:25.000 What was that?
02:36:26.000 We did not get wrath yet.
02:36:27.000 Okay, yeah.
02:36:29.000 What's up, guys?
02:36:30.000 How's everybody tonight?
02:36:31.000 What's up, man?
02:36:32.000 Uh, chilling, chilling.
02:36:35.000 So, um, I'll be quick about this, man.
02:36:37.000 ICE recently conducted targeted immigration raids in the People's Republic of Maryland in West Virginia over the last couple weeks, resulting in the largest operation to date, netting over 1,300 arrests.
02:36:49.000 Why aren't we seeing the left come out with the same level of resistance?
02:36:54.000 And how come?
02:36:56.000 Wes Moore and Spanberger aren't doing more to push back on him.
02:37:01.000 They stopped doing the hype edits every two seconds.
02:37:03.000 They stopped doing emotes on migrants being arrested and then being put on a plane, and now everyone forgot about it.
02:37:09.000 If you do it quietly, the PR isn't as challenging.
02:37:13.000 I liked the edits, but it definitely drew a lot more attention to the whole thing.
02:37:17.000 Yeah.
02:37:18.000 I do agree with that.
02:37:19.000 They stopped having guys like Aura Farm, and then actually the left didn't care anymore.
02:37:22.000 It's like a guy is like Nelt, handcuffed on a runway, and they're like, Doing velocity edits of this migrant, and they just ship him to the wrong place.
02:37:30.000 Bavina was wearing like an Darth Vader outfit.
02:37:32.000 And it's like, Greg, the Darth Vader cape thing.
02:37:37.000 I saw a tweet where, like, because he was on Tucker and he's talking about how there's 107 million illegals.
02:37:42.000 And they were like, I love that he chose a number that was slightly more believable 107 million as opposed to just saying 100 million.
02:37:49.000 He didn't round.
02:37:50.000 Awesome.
02:37:50.000 Yeah.
02:37:52.000 I've been looking at that the entire show and waiting for an opportunity for you to tell me about that.
02:37:57.000 There are fish in there.
02:37:58.000 There are fish in there, and I can't get them off.
02:38:00.000 Ooh.
02:38:02.000 Like a fish cube thing?
02:38:05.000 Whoa.
02:38:06.000 Whoa.
02:38:06.000 Sure, that's the aliens.
02:38:08.000 Yeah, this is what we're seeing.
02:38:10.000 It's actually a Rubik's Cube.
02:38:11.000 Yeah, it looks like a Rubik's Cube.
02:38:13.000 Dude, this is better than a fidget spinner.
02:38:14.000 I don't even know where the fucking cursor is at.
02:38:16.000 What's it even called?
02:38:18.000 It's called a Rubik's Wow Cube.
02:38:20.000 Whoa.
02:38:20.000 Kind of want one.
02:38:23.000 So, Tiny, you got anything you want to add or a follow up?
02:38:28.000 No, not really, man.
02:38:30.000 I think that makes sense, is we aren't seeing the same type of hate.
02:38:33.000 Campaign.
02:38:33.000 I agree with that.
02:38:34.000 I just didn't know if it had a little bit more to do with how close we were to the midterms because, like, Westmore has done everything he can to try to push back on Trump.
02:38:45.000 And the fact that Trump's just walking in, and it's all like Montgomery County, PG County area, which is like that's where also Brooke comes from.
02:38:53.000 I mean, it's stronghold, stronghold for years it has been.
02:38:56.000 I mean, 30 plus years illegal immigrants.
02:39:00.000 And it's just weird being a lifelong Maryland resident, not until recently.
02:39:06.000 Not seeing any real pushback, even in the media.
02:39:09.000 Like, there's a little bit locally, but it's more just straightforward reporting.
02:39:16.000 But other than that, just Tim, just to let you know, Andy's got all the information on the baseball team.
02:39:22.000 He's got a link where you could actually follow us through the season.
02:39:25.000 And he also has pictures of the uniforms.
02:39:28.000 Came out pretty dope.
02:39:29.000 Appreciate everything you've done with that, man.
02:39:32.000 And that's everything, guys.
02:39:33.000 Have a good night.
02:39:34.000 Right on, man.
02:39:35.000 Thanks for calling in.
02:39:36.000 Thanks, man.
02:39:38.000 All right.
02:39:38.000 That's how a game comes.
02:39:40.000 Wrath.
02:39:40.000 Is that what it is?
02:39:41.000 What is up?
02:39:41.000 What's up, Wrath?
02:39:43.000 Hello, hello.
02:39:45.000 So, my question is in relation to Ian's statements on the Chinese internment camps.
02:39:55.000 Are they even needed anymore with the level of digital surveillance that we have today?
02:40:01.000 Flock cameras, tapping into phones, whatever.
02:40:04.000 Do internment camps even need to exist anymore?
02:40:08.000 No.
02:40:12.000 No.
02:40:12.000 I mean, that's it.
02:40:12.000 There's just no, like, if the government wants to, you know, monitor citizens, the government has more than enough capability to monitor citizens.
02:40:23.000 And just with existing technology, right?
02:40:27.000 Like, the government, if they want, they can access your phone.
02:40:33.000 They have the ability to use Wi Fi routers to map the inside of your house, like they didn't, like Batman did in The Dark Knight.
02:40:44.000 So, like, and this is all real technology.
02:40:46.000 This isn't like science fiction stuff.
02:40:47.000 This is stuff they can actually do now.
02:40:49.000 So, if they want to monitor you, they can.
02:40:54.000 Now, whether or not they could, whether or not they're able to identify all of the Chinese people that are in the United States, uh, cause I imagine there's some illegal aliens here, uh, I don't know for sure.
02:41:06.000 But look, the days of the days of anonymity are gone.
02:41:12.000 Like, 98% of the American population has a, Has a cell phone that's including homeless people.
02:41:21.000 If they want to monitor you, they absolutely can and they can do it right now.
02:41:26.000 Yeah, Obama gave out cell phones to homeless people.
02:41:30.000 Biden gave out cell phones to illegal immigrants.
02:41:33.000 Imagine all the race science they have to upload to Flock to like identify all the different specific groups of people in the country.
02:41:40.000 They're like, that one's Vietnamese.
02:41:42.000 He's good.
02:41:43.000 We need our like lioness.
02:41:45.000 You like crush it on ethno guests or you get like a call.
02:41:48.000 Alan's here gets in touch with you.
02:41:49.000 Like, hey, man.
02:41:50.000 You got a text from Peter.
02:41:52.000 Yeah.
02:41:52.000 Hey.
02:41:53.000 How'd you know he was Mongolian?
02:41:54.000 You're like, well.
02:41:55.000 Well, it's a bit of a trick to the whole thing.
02:41:58.000 Yeah.
02:41:58.000 It's really the folds in the eyes.
02:42:00.000 It hides all the story.
02:42:01.000 So the idea of internment camps.
02:42:04.000 I mean, I think that they're, you know, that was back before.
02:42:09.000 Geez, that was back when people, when, you know, not even the whole country had radios, you know?
02:42:14.000 The good old days.
02:42:15.000 So.
02:42:16.000 Can't even do any camps anymore.
02:42:17.000 This country's gone woke.
02:42:18.000 It just needs to be a real country.
02:42:20.000 This country sucks.
02:42:21.000 Woke mind virus.
02:42:22.000 Woke mind virus.
02:42:24.000 Can't even have camps.
02:42:25.000 We'll, like, nationalize, like, the summer camps so they'll have, like, fun.
02:42:29.000 And then we can launch the illegals out in the blob.
02:42:30.000 You know, you would do the blob?
02:42:32.000 Yeah.
02:42:32.000 Like a big fat guy and he's launching illegals out of the country.
02:42:34.000 Yeah.
02:42:35.000 Put it on the border.
02:42:36.000 Can we put a blob on the Rio Grande?
02:42:37.000 Yeah, I was just going to say, put it in the Rio Grande.
02:42:39.000 Yeah, just throw a few illegals on there and just get, like, I don't know, the Chris Christie.
02:42:43.000 The wall gets more than 10 feet taller, though.
02:42:45.000 Like, you know, it'd have to be a big wall.
02:42:47.000 Chris Christie can't launch those boys.
02:42:52.000 But yeah, I don't think that they're necessary.
02:42:54.000 I think that kind of stuff is antiquated.
02:42:56.000 Do you have any follow ups or anything to add?
02:42:58.000 Bill, with the crushing black bill, we can't actually do internment camps anymore.
02:43:02.000 I mean, it's not that we can't.
02:43:05.000 It's just that it's a lot of work for a little return.
02:43:07.000 You need someone who has just pure love of the game.
02:43:11.000 Yeah.
02:43:12.000 More on the trad side.
02:43:14.000 Yeah.
02:43:14.000 Yeah, I'm a little old school.
02:43:17.000 Plot camera's overdone.
02:43:19.000 I like to live a more like analog granola lifestyle.
02:43:21.000 I'm in favor of some tournament camps.
02:43:23.000 Me and my Casio.
02:43:24.000 Yeah, I do like CD players, DVDs, and tournament camps.
02:43:29.000 Yeah.
02:43:30.000 VHS.
02:43:30.000 Old school.
02:43:31.000 Bro, there's some VHS.
02:43:31.000 I'm one of the wrong generation.
02:43:34.000 I'm an old school.
02:43:35.000 Me and my record player.
02:43:37.000 Yeah, me with my vinyl and film camera.
02:43:41.000 Yeah, my little soul.
02:43:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:43:44.000 Not like other girls.
02:43:45.000 What can I say?
02:43:46.000 Try to stare on the radio.
02:43:47.000 You know, barbed wire.
02:43:50.000 You got anything you want to add?
02:43:51.000 I know you have a lot.
02:43:54.000 No, nothing much.
02:43:56.000 I will say, just because I found two kind of pseudo shout outs.
02:44:05.000 Have you heard of the Battle of Nafar?
02:44:10.000 N A J A F?
02:44:13.000 No.
02:44:14.000 It was a battle in G Watt where it took place in, I think, the largest cemetery in the world.
02:44:25.000 So that's an interesting thing to look up.
02:44:28.000 And then I also have to shout out, not shout out, but respects to Tim Curry as he has now escaped the one place that capitalism has not corrupted space!
02:44:43.000 Yeah, that's before Elon Musk.
02:44:46.000 So true.
02:44:47.000 Yep.
02:44:48.000 Well, they're fighting in a cemetery.
02:44:49.000 What are they doing?
02:44:50.000 Fighting Democrat voters?
02:44:52.000 Someone get Babylon, be on the phone right now.
02:44:55.000 I got a story to pitch.
02:45:00.000 So, yeah, bud.
02:45:01.000 No, but that's all.
02:45:02.000 Thank you for taking my call and have a nice night, everyone.
02:45:05.000 All right.
02:45:05.000 Call him in, man.
02:45:07.000 This thing is evil.
02:45:08.000 Why?
02:45:09.000 It's making some weird noises.
02:45:10.000 Is it obsessive and funny?
02:45:12.000 There's souls trapped inside of it.
02:45:14.000 It looks like it.
02:45:15.000 All right, I'm going to show Libby real quick how to play this game.
02:45:17.000 Okay.
02:45:17.000 Do you know how to play 2048?
02:45:19.000 No.
02:45:20.000 Yeah.
02:45:20.000 You don't?
02:45:21.000 No.
02:45:22.000 You have to combine even numbers to make the next number.
02:45:26.000 Okay.
02:45:27.000 Push two twos together.
02:45:29.000 You get a four, put two fours, you get an eight, put two eights, you get a 16, 16, 32.
02:45:32.000 Okay.
02:45:33.000 So when you twist, see the two and the two?
02:45:36.000 When you twist it forward, they will slide the direction of you twisted.
02:45:40.000 Right?
02:45:41.000 Two and two.
02:45:41.000 So you slide it.
02:45:44.000 It goes down, it goes up.
02:45:47.000 You need to get to 2048.
02:45:50.000 But how do you get the fours together?
02:45:54.000 If they're not next to each other.
02:45:55.000 Twist it.
02:45:56.000 You have to match them up.
02:46:00.000 But now they're going a different way.
02:46:01.000 Well, if you spin the left side down and the right side forward, they're going to.
02:46:06.000 They got an eight.
02:46:06.000 There you go.
02:46:07.000 Wow.
02:46:07.000 All right, tomorrow we will be joined by Darren Selnik.
02:46:13.000 It's going to be a lot of fun.
02:46:15.000 So make sure you come to hang out.
02:46:17.000 Thanks for hanging out, and we'll see you all tomorrow.