Timcast IRL - Tim Pool - October 21, 2026


TRUMP WAS RIGHT, Pollster PROVEN FAKE, Ilhan Accused OF FALSE NAME | Timcast IRL

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00:02:10.000 A major bombshell for this midterm election.
00:02:13.000 A major pollster, fake.
00:02:15.000 And I say major because these polls were included in the New York Times and 50 Plus One and other aggregators.
00:02:22.000 So the data was wrong.
00:02:24.000 And this pollster, of course, favoring Democrats.
00:02:26.000 This is not the first time a major pollster has been found to have been totally fabricated.
00:02:32.000 Only a few months ago, we found out that one of these polls that was giving the Democratic Socialists a double digit lead was fake.
00:02:39.000 They issued a statement saying, oh, it was just one big social experiment.
00:02:42.000 Well, the same thing.
00:02:44.000 Just happened last night when another pollster cited by Nate Silver and the New York Times and many others, even Newsweek, admitted it fabricated all but one of its polls.
00:02:55.000 And it was claiming it didn't fabricate the one because it needed like a basis for it.
00:02:58.000 Yeah, right.
00:02:59.000 Apparently, it was fundraising off of that one real poll.
00:03:03.000 Now, the question is why are they doing this?
00:03:05.000 Are they trying to skew the perception of the election so it looks like Democrats are doing better?
00:03:09.000 Because all of these are favoring Democrats.
00:03:15.000 I would actually lean towards, I think they're trying to manipulate the prediction markets.
00:03:19.000 When they put out these fake polls, Democrats look better in the prediction markets, and then you can sell at a premium or buy Republican, reveal that the polls were all fake, and then when it collapses, sell the Republican at a profit.
00:03:31.000 So this is getting pretty crazy.
00:03:32.000 It's funny because Trump recently came out at a rally and said the polls are fake.
00:03:35.000 CNN made fun of him for it, and now he found out that another set of polls are in fact fake.
00:03:42.000 So we don't know exactly what's going to happen.
00:03:43.000 Early voting data, though some of it out of North Carolina looks really bad for Republicans.
00:03:47.000 In fact, a lot of the data we do have actually not that bad.
00:03:51.000 Some states are close to 50 50.
00:03:53.000 Democrats have an advantage, but they always do in early voting.
00:03:57.000 I still think it's fair to say Democrats are probably likely to win, but it's not as bad as people think, especially when you start retracting these fake polls.
00:04:05.000 No joke, Newsweek literally issued a retraction on fake polls.
00:04:09.000 This is crazy stuff.
00:04:10.000 So we'll talk about that.
00:04:11.000 And then, of course, my friends, Ilyan Omar is cooked. 0.99
00:04:15.000 Holy crap. 0.56
00:04:18.000 They released documents today. 0.92
00:04:20.000 It's an extension request for a search warrant.
00:04:22.000 And it lists her name as Ilhan Nursed Elmi, not Ilhan Omar.
00:04:27.000 The assumption is, or the implication being made by many people, they're alleging Ilhan Omar used a fake name to enter the country as a child, Omar being a relative, but her father having the name Nursed Elmi.
00:04:39.000 And thus, that's her actual name, which it's evidence she married her brother.
00:04:45.000 We don't know for sure, but we're getting more reporting.
00:04:48.000 One suggesting, straight up stating Fox News, that her husband was giving investors.
00:04:54.000 Empty casks of wine.
00:04:57.000 So, what is this multi million dollar winery that was giving away empty barrels?
00:05:01.000 It makes no sense.
00:05:02.000 The whole thing seems to be going belly up.
00:05:07.000 So, we'll talk about that, my friends.
00:05:08.000 Plus, we got a bunch of accusations the election's being stolen.
00:05:12.000 Stella Parton, Dolly Parton's sister, is claiming that she went to go vote and it flipped her vote to Republican.
00:05:18.000 She didn't want to vote Republican.
00:05:19.000 And we've got many more claims like this.
00:05:20.000 We're going to talk about all of that, of course.
00:05:23.000 But smash the like button for now.
00:05:25.000 Joining us tonight to talk about this and everything else, we've got Evan Barker.
00:05:29.000 Thank you.
00:05:29.000 Thanks for having me.
00:05:30.000 Who are you?
00:05:31.000 What do you do?
00:05:32.000 So, I just wrote a New York Times bestselling book.
00:05:34.000 Oh, that's good.
00:05:35.000 Thank you.
00:05:36.000 Called Nothing Left Confessions of a Democratic Operative.
00:05:39.000 Oh, no.
00:05:39.000 I used to work inside of the progressive movement for a long time, raising money for progressives and Democratic politicians.
00:05:47.000 I actually worked at a firm who, you know, one of our clients was Ilhan Omar.
00:05:50.000 Oh, wow.
00:05:51.000 Yeah.
00:05:52.000 So, did you like stumble into a church in an accident and get exercised?
00:05:56.000 I'm kidding.
00:05:57.000 No, I didn't work with her directly, but my colleagues did.
00:06:00.000 I did work for Abdul Al Sayed, though.
00:06:02.000 Mm hmm.
00:06:03.000 But I left.
00:06:03.000 Was he nice?
00:06:04.000 He's actually nice.
00:06:06.000 Yeah, he's nice to work with.
00:06:08.000 He is very full of himself.
00:06:09.000 Oh, like very full of himself.
00:06:11.000 Like, this guy has wanted to run for president since at least 2017.
00:06:17.000 Like, he would compare himself to Barack Obama.
00:06:19.000 Like, he is absolutely trying to become the president of the United States.
00:06:24.000 Did you consider yourself a Democrat?
00:06:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:26.000 I was for a long time.
00:06:27.000 I was drawn to the Democratic Party because of health care.
00:06:30.000 I was born with a rare pre existing health condition, and I had trouble getting health care in high school and when I was a child.
00:06:36.000 So, that was part of the reason.
00:06:37.000 But I saw the Democrats change, and then I saw the progressive movement change dramatically.
00:06:43.000 From Bernie's campaign in 2015 to what they became in 2020 and 2021.
00:06:47.000 And I ended up leaving the party the third day of the DNC, walked out during Oprah Winfrey's speech, actually, went home, uploaded a video to TikTok that I thought was just going to be my resignation letter to about 60 people.
00:07:03.000 And I woke up the next day and it had millions of views.
00:07:06.000 Were these people, like the comments and the response you've gotten, would you say it's a bunch of, it's more conservative or do you think it's people like you?
00:07:13.000 Probably 20% people like me, disaffected Democrats, I would say maybe like 60% Republicans, and then the rest were very, very angry Democrats and progressives who have still been very, very angry at me since this book came out.
00:07:27.000 So, yeah.
00:07:28.000 Well, do you consider yourself conservative now or what?
00:07:31.000 No, I consider myself an independent.
00:07:32.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 You know, I lean to the right on immigration and culture issues and stuff like that, but I'm still a little bit more to the left on healthcare.
00:07:40.000 I feel like you probably traditionally are somewhat left on cultural issues, but the left is so far left.
00:07:46.000 It's so crazy.
00:07:46.000 It sounds right wing.
00:07:48.000 Yeah, and it's just common sense.
00:07:49.000 Like, I know that sounds trite, but it's actually true.
00:07:52.000 I also became a mom.
00:07:53.000 That was a big thing.
00:07:54.000 Instantly Republican. 0.99
00:07:56.000 Lock people in jail, keep them away from my babies. 0.93
00:07:59.000 I had a little boy, like a white boy. 0.92
00:08:03.000 And yeah, I just got really disgusted by the way that my colleagues and people that I knew in Democratic politics would talk about white men, especially. 0.56
00:08:12.000 It was like a constant, this is very real.
00:08:14.000 I write about how they would discriminate against them and hiring practices in my book.
00:08:19.000 Wow.
00:08:19.000 I expose all that.
00:08:22.000 And I just, I could not deal with it anymore.
00:08:24.000 And on top of that, I live in the Bay Area now.
00:08:26.000 I'm originally from Missouri.
00:08:27.000 I know, I know, I know.
00:08:29.000 But I live in the Bay Area now.
00:08:30.000 But I'm from Missouri.
00:08:31.000 I'm from the middle of the country.
00:08:32.000 I live in the Bay Area.
00:08:34.000 Sorry.
00:08:34.000 But I would take my son to libraries.
00:08:37.000 I'd take him to libraries, right?
00:08:38.000 There'd be books like Drag Queen Story Hour.
00:08:40.000 Pronouns, Drag Queen Story Hour, land acknowledgements.
00:08:45.000 No joke, land acknowledgements.
00:08:46.000 It's like a sitcom.
00:08:47.000 It's like Portlandia.
00:08:48.000 I mean, it actually is.
00:08:49.000 It still is.
00:08:50.000 They haven't changed at all.
00:08:51.000 If anything, it's gotten more intense.
00:08:53.000 Trump is one again.
00:08:54.000 Yeah.
00:08:54.000 Well, here you are on the eve of this massive midterm election with much, much to say about what's going on.
00:09:00.000 And as we're talking about the polls, it'll be interesting to hear what you have to say.
00:09:02.000 So thanks for hanging out.
00:09:03.000 Yeah, thanks for having me.
00:09:04.000 It's going to be fun.
00:09:04.000 We got the boys.
00:09:05.000 What's going on, everybody?
00:09:06.000 Philip Bond.
00:09:07.000 How are you doing, Tate?
00:09:08.000 I'm doing all right.
00:09:09.000 Tate Brown here holding it down in this wonderful new studio.
00:09:11.000 I still can't get over it.
00:09:12.000 Carter.
00:09:13.000 Yeah, man.
00:09:15.000 You're looking great.
00:09:15.000 You're all looking great.
00:09:16.000 The studio is feeling fantastic.
00:09:19.000 Some say too good.
00:09:20.000 I would say too good, yeah.
00:09:21.000 Camera framing.
00:09:22.000 We got to figure it out.
00:09:23.000 But, you know, new studio jitters.
00:09:24.000 We'll get there.
00:09:25.000 Do it from back.
00:09:25.000 We've still got to hang the speakers.
00:09:26.000 I want to listen.
00:09:27.000 I'll party.
00:09:27.000 Yeah, right.
00:09:28.000 Yeah, that's right, you know?
00:09:29.000 But this is actually just one room in the new studio, and like the rest of it's really awesome.
00:09:33.000 It's like the skateboards on the walls.
00:09:35.000 We're having a big party.
00:09:36.000 It's going to be rad.
00:09:37.000 But let's get into it.
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00:10:41.000 Let's jump into the big story for all the doubters, for all the naysayers, for everybody who mocked Donald Trump, his supporters, and just skeptics who said, I don't believe these polls.
00:10:52.000 New York Times reporting discovery of new fake polls, plural, puts a spotlight on trust in surveys.
00:11:01.000 A supposed pollster had released a series of midterm surveys that were picked up by well known polling aggregators, but on Tuesday, The group acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake.
00:11:13.000 Bomb drop.
00:11:15.000 The pollster had been releasing surveys since June, shifting from one midterm battleground to another Michigan, Maine, Kansas.
00:11:21.000 On Tuesday night, after the polling website 501 contacted the pollster, Wedgwood Polls, with questions about the authenticity of its surveys, the team behind the supposed data firm acknowledged that almost all of its work was fake.
00:11:34.000 The whole thing, Wedgwood claimed, was an experimental project.
00:11:39.000 Yeah, they released this statement.
00:11:41.000 I'm going to say this.
00:11:42.000 They're claiming it's because the system is just so bad.
00:11:47.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:48.000 If that were true, you'd put out one or two fake polls.
00:11:51.000 You would then make a video and an article saying, Look how I tricked the pollsters, and you'd be done right away.
00:11:57.000 But were it not for 50 plus one reaching out and saying, Hey, you're busted, the presumption is they would have kept going.
00:12:04.000 So I'm going to go ahead and say this.
00:12:06.000 My personal opinion on this, they're gaming Calcium Poly Market.
00:12:10.000 The goal here is to trick the media into running these stories so that it sways the prediction markets and you can profit.
00:12:15.000 Let me tell you a quick story.
00:12:16.000 You guys may have heard this one.
00:12:18.000 You can go on Polymarket and make a wager.
00:12:21.000 It might be Kelsey, but I think Polymarket on the temperature of New York City.
00:12:25.000 And it'll say, temperature of New York City rises above 85 degrees, yes or no.
00:12:32.000 If you buy yes and the temperature hits 85 plus, you get paid out a dollar for every share you bought, right?
00:12:38.000 A dude took a blow dryer, plugged into a portable battery, walked up to the thermometer, the thermostat that gauges the temperature of New York, and blasted it so that it would spike and he'd win money.
00:12:50.000 It was in Paris and he did it for like six months.
00:12:52.000 Paris?
00:12:53.000 Yeah.
00:12:53.000 I thought it was in New York.
00:12:54.000 It was in Paris.
00:12:55.000 Well, there you go.
00:12:55.000 Paris.
00:12:55.000 Six months.
00:12:56.000 Six months he did it, yeah.
00:12:57.000 No one caught him.
00:12:59.000 So imagine what people would do. 0.87
00:13:01.000 The question is what if these people aren't even American? 0.66
00:13:03.000 What if it's like some dudes in Pakistan or India and they're just like run fake polls and trick the media and we'll make money off it?
00:13:09.000 Well, I mean, if it is just someone looking to profit, I think that the consequences are less significant.
00:13:17.000 But I mean, you still, it's a situation where you're going to.
00:13:22.000 Chill people from going to vote if they think, ah, it's not going to be, you know, there's no reason to go.
00:13:28.000 My candidate's not going to win.
00:13:30.000 And particularly in the midterms that are coming up, Republicans are already kind of seem to be not particularly excited about going to the polls.
00:13:41.000 I just this past week went or this past Monday voted in New Hampshire, went up to get that done.
00:13:47.000 But you got to get out and vote no matter what the polls are saying because.
00:13:52.000 Polling has been an absolute mess for the past 10 years almost.
00:13:57.000 It was, you know, Donald Trump was supposed to lose in 2016.
00:14:01.000 You know, he had 1%.
00:14:03.000 Hillary Clinton had 99%.
00:14:04.000 It was a toss up in 24 and he won handily. 0.51
00:14:06.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:14:07.000 So polls are garbage. 0.95
00:14:10.000 This kind of stuff only makes it more likely that people, you know, only makes people lose trust in polls even more. 0.98
00:14:17.000 And no one trusts them anyways.
00:14:19.000 I think it's just that we're past, you know, people say like high trust society, low.
00:14:23.000 No, no, no.
00:14:24.000 There's just, it's a no trust society.
00:14:26.000 There are people just saying, how can I manipulate the game for power, whatever the power may be, political or monetarily?
00:14:31.000 Yeah.
00:14:32.000 No, I just want to say, I knew people back in like 2021 that were Democratic operatives that were actually betting on these prediction markets.
00:14:41.000 They were betting.
00:14:43.000 Yeah.
00:14:43.000 Yeah, because we had predictions.
00:14:44.000 I'm like, maybe I shouldn't have said that, but I didn't do it, but I definitely knew people that did that.
00:14:49.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:14:49.000 It wasn't cow sheep.
00:14:50.000 Who were these people? 1.00
00:14:51.000 It was like predicted.
00:14:53.000 Have you ever heard of predicted?
00:14:54.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 We used to use it for data.
00:14:56.000 They had to have been seeing polls, you know, and I don't actually even think it's illegal.
00:15:01.000 It should be illegal.
00:15:03.000 It's basically insider trading, essentially.
00:15:05.000 Because if you have internal polls, I will say one of the biggest problems with this, though, has been the manipulation in the primary races.
00:15:14.000 I actually think that it worked with Abdul Al Sayed.
00:15:17.000 That's part of the reason that he is now the nominee in Michigan for the Democrats, is because of these polls that have been fake that showed him so far ahead of his more moderate opponent, Mallory McMorrow, less extreme, doesn't bring Hassan Piker to campaign with her.
00:15:35.000 And they do.
00:15:37.000 They go to donors and say, listen.
00:15:38.000 It changes everything.
00:15:40.000 Competition can't win.
00:15:41.000 I'm polling ahead.
00:15:42.000 You got to donate to me instead.
00:15:43.000 It literally changes the dynamic of a campaign.
00:15:46.000 There's nothing more powerful than getting a positive poll.
00:15:50.000 And it absolutely can suppress voter turnout on the other side.
00:15:54.000 And it can change the perception.
00:15:56.000 And it's huge.
00:15:57.000 And then when you have groups like the New York Times just taking this at face value and reporting it, I mean, it's kind of egregious what happened to McMorrow.
00:16:04.000 I'm not even some big fan of hers.
00:16:07.000 These are public polls, if I understand correctly.
00:16:09.000 What does it say about the possibility of internal polls?
00:16:13.000 Are those still something that campaigns can rely on?
00:16:17.000 It just depends on the pollster that they're using.
00:16:20.000 There's very few Democratic pollsters that I think actually know how to poll MAGA voters, especially in independence.
00:16:26.000 They just have no idea how to reach them.
00:16:28.000 Well, the only thing they know how to do to poll MAGA voters is to beat them with polls.
00:16:31.000 They don't actually understand how to communicate with them.
00:16:34.000 They're like, we sent a bunch of leftists out to poll the MAGA Republicans.
00:16:37.000 They got a bunch of them good, put them in the hospital.
00:16:40.000 Yeah.
00:16:41.000 Because, I mean, the midterm, like the 2022 midterm, was pretty accurate.
00:16:45.000 And you had all these people that were like, no, it's actually going to be a red wave.
00:16:48.000 You're like, why?
00:16:49.000 And the polls say no.
00:16:50.000 And they're like, well, the vibes.
00:16:51.000 And then it turns out vibes don't really work.
00:16:54.000 We're not enough to get us over the edge.
00:16:56.000 But something happens to the polling when Trump's on the ballot.
00:16:58.000 I think that's what I'm not necessarily going to the mat for pollsters here.
00:17:02.000 But when Trump's on the ballot, to your point, they either don't know how to pull Trump, but they don't understand that Trump voters aren't necessarily Republicans.
00:17:08.000 And in many cases, that's why you had what's-her-face say Iowa was going to go to Kamala.
00:17:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:12.000 What is going on? 1.00
00:17:13.000 And she was like a decent poll. 0.96
00:17:16.000 If you go through her history, she was considered a good pollster.
00:17:19.000 She got that so wrong. 0.96
00:17:21.000 One explanation is she was trying to boost Kamala's government.
00:17:24.000 And then Kyle Kalinske was like, it's real.
00:17:26.000 But I think secondarily, that's true.
00:17:28.000 But I think secondarily, what happened is she also probably doesn't understand what a Trump voter in Iowa looks like.
00:17:33.000 And I think that's what was going on.
00:17:35.000 But I got to remind people that are like really hoping that there's got to be some sort of issue and that the Republicans are going to win the midterms that 2022 was fine.
00:17:42.000 The polling was accurate in 2022.
00:17:44.000 Once again, everyone was saying it was a red wave. 0.98
00:17:46.000 The polling held tight.
00:17:47.000 They're like, No, at one point at best, and it ended up in the margin of error.
00:17:50.000 So, when you were just mentioning vibes, like the vibes now are not.
00:17:54.000 Yeah, so you don't have vibes.
00:17:55.000 And if you remember the 2018 midterms, people were fired up.
00:17:58.000 Like the Trump administration, like even with everything that's happened in the second term, things are still better than they were at the first half of the first term, where it was like a disaster at the first half of the first term.
00:18:10.000 And Republicans, I remember, and I was young, but I remember, and you can go and read and see what people are up to.
00:18:15.000 People were fired up to go vote in the midterms.
00:18:17.000 You got to rub in that you were young back then, right?
00:18:19.000 Right.
00:18:19.000 Well, I know, but the difference is that people haven't had four years of Joe Biden, four years of open borders.
00:18:27.000 You know, I have a lot of relatives back in the Midwest that, You know, they're not happy right now with the way things are going.
00:18:32.000 They're not.
00:18:32.000 They're disappointed.
00:18:33.000 So, at the same time, they're not ready to vote for Democrats this November.
00:18:38.000 A lot of them are still going to vote for Republicans because they don't trust the Democrats on the issue of immigration.
00:18:43.000 What's the main thing you think that they're actually upset about?
00:18:45.000 Is it the cost of the war?
00:18:46.000 The war, the war, and then and that how it relates to affordability.
00:18:50.000 Yeah.
00:18:51.000 And the price of diesel and gas, and that's making grocery prices go up.
00:18:55.000 And well, my favorite time of year is here where Fox News takes a camera.
00:18:59.000 To Jupiter, Florida, and asked the old timers how they're planning on voting.
00:19:04.000 And it's so beautiful.
00:19:05.000 You had this one lady who was like, Gas is really expensive. 1.00
00:19:07.000 That's why I'm voting for President Trump to get these gas prices down because these stupid Democrats are getting the gas. 1.00
00:19:12.000 That's what I like to hear. 1.00
00:19:13.000 It's so good.
00:19:14.000 I love it.
00:19:15.000 It's like my favorite time of the year.
00:19:18.000 Yeah, I mean, it's, I don't know.
00:19:21.000 I go back to, okay, yes, it's like people watching polls underestimate Republicans when Trump's on the ballot.
00:19:28.000 But once again, it's like, it's a weird Trump thing.
00:19:30.000 To your point, I mean, people really are.
00:19:32.000 Pretty frustrated with the economy.
00:19:34.000 We say it every time on the show, but you gotta give Republicans ammo. 1.00
00:19:39.000 Like, sorry, the transgender stuff is low salience this cycle. 0.85
00:19:42.000 This is like when the Democrats should run on abortion in 2024.
00:19:45.000 It's like you guys already blew it in 2022.
00:19:47.000 No one cares anymore.
00:19:48.000 You're seeing a lot of Republicans have no ammo right now because the economy, the perception is that it's poor and there's a lot of numbers that would show people are struggling.
00:19:56.000 The stock market is not the economy.
00:19:58.000 And that's the one thing that President Trump and a lot of Republicans are trying to convince people is like, look, The stock market's great, but your average person doesn't own enough stock or don't own stock.
00:20:07.000 Democrats did the same thing in 2024.
00:20:09.000 Yeah.
00:20:10.000 Well, remember, they were saying the GDP is great.
00:20:12.000 Yeah.
00:20:12.000 And it's simple enough.
00:20:14.000 Like the two things that matter is we're like in a no fire, no hire situation, if you look at the jobs report.
00:20:17.000 And secondarily, hour over hour wages are down relative to last year.
00:20:21.000 Those are the two things that matter for people that are just like one foot in, one foot out voters.
00:20:25.000 And so, yeah, you need to give that ammo to Republicans going to the stump right now because they're having to go and do like culture war stuff that no one cares about.
00:20:31.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 If they, if they, if I'm sorry, God.
00:20:32.000 No, I was going to say, sure, Republicans could just do this on their own.
00:20:35.000 They're not.
00:20:36.000 Yeah.
00:20:36.000 I mean, look, to be honest, Democrats aren't pitching me anything either.
00:20:39.000 Yeah.
00:20:39.000 And like suddenly people don't care as much about the transgender stuff when like gas is five, like five years old.
00:20:45.000 Trump is saying the economy is better than ever and Democrats are saying Trump is bad.
00:20:48.000 And I'm like, well, that doesn't mean anything.
00:20:50.000 But actually, Republicans have done some things to address affordability and they don't really tout it.
00:20:54.000 For example, my mother is 70 years old.
00:20:57.000 She has high blood pressure.
00:20:58.000 You know, she has problems with, you know, her kidneys and stuff.
00:21:02.000 And her doctor just prescribed her Ozempic.
00:21:05.000 And she's, it's only 50 bucks a month.
00:21:07.000 And that's thanks to Donald Trump.
00:21:09.000 There's no way in heck, you know, six months ago she would have been able to afford that.
00:21:14.000 And he doesn't talk about it, I think.
00:21:15.000 And we said, no swearing.
00:21:16.000 You took that seriously.
00:21:17.000 I took it.
00:21:17.000 I was, I'm good.
00:21:19.000 But you know what I mean?
00:21:21.000 There's actually things that they have done that I feel like they didn't talk about.
00:21:25.000 So, I mean, you worked with Democrats.
00:21:27.000 Like, how long were you working with the Democrats for?
00:21:29.000 Off and on for about a decade.
00:21:31.000 Wow.
00:21:31.000 Yeah.
00:21:32.000 Yes. 0.94
00:21:32.000 Because you wanted health care. 0.94
00:21:34.000 What?
00:21:34.000 Because you wanted health care.
00:21:36.000 Because of the health care issue and my family.
00:21:38.000 Post ACA.
00:21:39.000 Yeah, well, it helped me get healthcare.
00:21:42.000 Yeah, because I couldn't get it.
00:21:43.000 That was actually the good thing.
00:21:44.000 Then you were like, hey, wait a minute, they're lying.
00:21:46.000 Well, it was like the way that they twisted and they turned into everything else.
00:21:50.000 It's like they stopped talking about healthcare, they stopped talking about the economy.
00:21:54.000 I'm also from a construction worker union family.
00:21:57.000 And actually, that was befuddling to me as all my uncles started voting for Trump in 2016.
00:22:02.000 And I'm like, what is going on?
00:22:04.000 But it was over the issue of immigration, you know, and these cultural issues.
00:22:09.000 The immigration stuff, especially in the Midwest, still has so much salience.
00:22:13.000 A lot of people like want to hand wave it away because a lot of voters can't articulate it at a high level.
00:22:18.000 Like, they can't articulate specifically what upsets them about immigration, but they understand, like, impulsively something's wrong.
00:22:23.000 And that's why it's so funny that, like, Ohio.
00:22:25.000 Voted for Trump by 12 points, and the top issue they cited was immigration.
00:22:29.000 And the GOP is like, you know what we should do?
00:22:31.000 Run a guy named Vivek Ramaswamy for governor.
00:22:34.000 You know what we should do?
00:22:35.000 We should capitalize on the backlash against immigration and let's run like an anchor baby in Ohio.
00:22:41.000 It's like, dude, that just gets to the core of Republican hubris sometimes.
00:22:46.000 But it's like we do have lightning in a bottle with immigration.
00:22:49.000 That's another one that I think the Trump administration should be communicating more effectively because that has downstream effects that help with affordability, that help with You know, things in that sphere like housing, jobs, et cetera.
00:23:00.000 Again, the messaging has got to be there. 0.96
00:23:03.000 People don't want to hear why Iran's actually secretly super awesome.
00:23:06.000 It's like it's not working. 1.00
00:23:08.000 Well, let's talk about immigration.
00:23:09.000 We've got this story from Fox News Ilhan Omar finally emerges after DC raid with video pleading for cash to fight Trump.
00:23:17.000 This is not even the biggest story, it's just the one that's gotten picked up for the most part with a shiny picture of Ilhan basically crying.
00:23:24.000 What's really crazy is this from Will Chamberlain.
00:23:27.000 Breaking.
00:23:28.000 The federal search warrant against Ilhan Omar names her as Ilhan Nursed Elmi, aka Ilhan Abdullahi Omar, indicating that DOJ believes she is present in the U.S. under a false identity.
00:23:43.000 Revealed in a scheduled order today from CDC.
00:23:45.000 Tom Fitton says, strangely, the DOJ refers to Ilhan Omar by another name, Ilhan Nursed Elmi, in its filing in the Judicial Watch Disclosure case.
00:23:54.000 Before the court are three applications to unseal ex parte materials and proceedings related to a federal search warrant.
00:24:01.000 For the personal residence in the District of Columbia of Congressman Ilhan Nursed Elmi, aka Ilhan Abdullahi Omar, the subject.
00:24:12.000 Someone responded.
00:24:14.000 This is Magamami.
00:24:15.000 They changed their name to enter the U.S. as relatives of a specific Omar family from Somalia who were already granted asylum in the U.S. Her brother, Ahmed Nursed Elmi, was granted asylum in the U.K. under his real name.
00:24:28.000 This is the same brother she married to give citizenship in the U.S. Ilhan Nursed Elmi married Ahmed Nursed Elmi.
00:24:36.000 Now, I don't know if it means her name is fake, real, or whatever.
00:24:39.000 It does mean, however, the DOJ is acting as though her name is Ilhan Nursed Elmi.
00:24:46.000 She married a guy with that name, which implies the DOJ is saying straight up, she married her brother.
00:24:54.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:24:55.000 She's cooked.
00:24:55.000 I was listening to someone talking about this, and they, I guess, have intimate knowledge with how Smalley naming customs work.
00:25:04.000 And they were saying that would make a lot more sense based on what her parents' name were, that this name would actually be.
00:25:09.000 Be her real name.
00:25:11.000 I'm Ilan Nursed Elmi. 0.84
00:25:14.000 Just because the way like Somali translates to English, like Ilan Omar wouldn't be a natural translation. 1.00
00:25:20.000 It's the weirdest thing. 0.99
00:25:21.000 There's a bunch of stuff where it's like your last name is just the name of your parent or whatever.
00:25:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:26.000 So like her dad's name is like Nursed Elmi or whatever, and then like said Elmi, and then like the name goes on.
00:25:32.000 Her dad's name is Nur Omar Muhammad.
00:25:35.000 Is that what it is?
00:25:36.000 So you're getting like a combination.
00:25:38.000 Whatever it is, are we dead naming her right now?
00:25:39.000 Is that what's going on?
00:25:40.000 Yeah, we are.
00:25:42.000 No, I just, when the DOJ refers.
00:25:43.000 First, were by a different name than what she registered in the United States as, is interesting.
00:25:47.000 And then, not to mention, there were those documents from a few months ago saying there was no record of her father being a citizen.
00:25:53.000 But I always caveat that with just because, like, the birth date could be wrong.
00:25:57.000 I think that was one of the stories.
00:25:58.000 Yeah, she had the wrong birth date, too, on documents.
00:26:01.000 She did, too.
00:26:02.000 But there's a document that says we searched the records to find this person.
00:26:07.000 We found no such person being naturalized as a citizen.
00:26:10.000 And I said, take that with a grain of salt because if you asked USCIS on January 1st, 2000, someone named Donald Trump became a citizen.
00:26:20.000 They'd come back and say, No such person was found.
00:26:22.000 That doesn't prove Trump is not a citizen.
00:26:23.000 You may have got information wrong.
00:26:25.000 I'm just saying, take it with a grain of salt, it may actually be correct. 0.99
00:26:28.000 People are arguing that her dad never actually got naturalized. 0.99
00:26:31.000 She lied and filed on her forms.
00:26:34.000 My dad's a citizen, so I can be a citizen too.
00:26:36.000 And the argument is, back then, you know, paperwork was loose and wild, huh?
00:26:42.000 Yeah, I mean, look, the fact that a judge signed off on the warrant, in my opinion, especially a Democrat appointed judge, he was.
00:26:51.000 Bosberg was the kind of mentor of this guy.
00:26:54.000 You guys might have talked about this already this week, but the fact that that was the condition for the warrant strongly implies that there's substance there.
00:27:05.000 The Democrats generally circle the wagons and do their best to protect their compatriots or whatever.
00:27:15.000 But it doesn't seem the case.
00:27:16.000 And to be honest with you, with all of this stuff, it sounds like the DOJ has a legitimate case.
00:27:22.000 I mean, the DOJ has like 98% conviction rate when they actually.
00:27:26.000 She cooked.
00:27:28.000 She was crying in that video.
00:27:29.000 Let me see if I can pull this video up.
00:27:30.000 I don't know if they have the full video here.
00:27:32.000 Hi, everyone.
00:27:34.000 But she's like on the verge of tears.
00:27:35.000 Yeah, she's been crying.
00:27:38.000 For the support to everyone who sent a note of support for everyone who sent $5, $10, $20.
00:27:47.000 That goes a long way as we fight Trump and his administration for trying to move.
00:27:56.000 Intimidate me and so many people right before the midterm elections.
00:28:02.000 We know that they're running scared.
00:28:03.000 We're not going to be intimidated.
00:28:05.000 We're not going to be silenced.
00:28:06.000 We're not going to be scared.
00:28:07.000 I'll be out there campaigning.
00:28:09.000 We're going to be deported.
00:28:10.000 I'd be crying too. 1.00
00:28:11.000 I'd go back to Somalia. 0.99
00:28:12.000 All of this and that we win in the midterms win the House, win the Senate. 0.96
00:28:17.000 Yeah, it doesn't matter if she wins because the DOJ is coming after.
00:28:21.000 And the story is getting crazier and crazier.
00:28:23.000 Just all the stuff we're hearing.
00:28:25.000 Apparently, her family is talking to the feds.
00:28:27.000 Oh, really?
00:28:27.000 Oh, no way.
00:28:28.000 And so some reporting that her sister was talking to the feds, and that doesn't mean her sister is like cooperating, but it certainly means you're dumb. 0.99
00:28:36.000 Because when you're like incriminated, you stay silent. 0.99
00:28:40.000 Yeah.
00:28:40.000 It's like a Barack Obama situation where you had like a half brother.
00:28:43.000 I was like a chud. 0.92
00:28:45.000 That was going on.
00:28:46.000 Is she have like a half sister? 1.00
00:28:47.000 Oh, she's mad. 1.00
00:28:48.000 She's mad.
00:28:48.000 What's with all these Democratic politicians?
00:28:49.000 Deport me.
00:28:50.000 All these Democratic politicians, why are they marrying their family members?
00:28:54.000 That guy in Maine?
00:28:55.000 Oh, the one who made his cousin.
00:28:57.000 Yeah.
00:28:58.000 Like, what is with this?
00:28:59.000 You know what's funny is like, second cousin.
00:29:02.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:29:04.000 Well, no, that's still gross.
00:29:05.000 Yeah.
00:29:06.000 Like, when the Democrats all came out and they were like, there is no genetic risk for second cousins.
00:29:11.000 And we were like, yeah, but still.
00:29:13.000 What is second cousin?
00:29:14.000 It's like your cousin's cousin or no?
00:29:16.000 What is it?
00:29:17.000 They were at the family reunion.
00:29:19.000 I mean, come on.
00:29:19.000 It would be your parents' first cousins.
00:29:23.000 No, I think those are still your first cousins.
00:29:24.000 Well, it's because you're married and stuff.
00:29:26.000 I think colloquially we call them second cousins, but genetically, they're your first cousins.
00:29:30.000 One's removed.
00:29:32.000 It's always so confusing because, like, we went over this last time.
00:29:34.000 A relative who shares the same great grandparents as you.
00:29:36.000 Because I was like, colloquially, you would call those your second cousins.
00:29:39.000 Everyone does, but they're technically your first cousins once you're married.
00:29:42.000 It's if you have the same great grandparent.
00:29:43.000 Is there a chart we can just, like, pull that up?
00:29:45.000 That's gross. 0.99
00:29:46.000 Just save us a jerk. 1.00
00:29:47.000 I lived in a jerk. 0.99
00:29:47.000 Yeah, I still think that's like not a thing you do. 0.99
00:29:49.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:50.000 Like, yeah.
00:29:51.000 Yeah, here, let me pull this up. 0.99
00:29:52.000 Talk about Democrats marrying their cousins.
00:29:55.000 So you have a great grandparent and they have a kid, and that kid has.
00:30:02.000 Oh, right, right.
00:30:03.000 So it's the child of your parent's cousin.
00:30:07.000 So your dad's cousin's kid is your second cousin.
00:30:10.000 Yeah, that's messed up. 0.98
00:30:12.000 Yeah.
00:30:12.000 That's like just one off from your aunt or uncle.
00:30:15.000 Yep.
00:30:16.000 Yeah, that's weird.
00:30:17.000 Yeah.
00:30:18.000 There was a funny story we talked about when the story broke.
00:30:20.000 There's a woman who married, who she's like, I met my husband at my family reunion.
00:30:24.000 And then everybody was like, You married your cousin?
00:30:26.000 She's like, No, I married my cousin's cousin.
00:30:28.000 And they were like, What's the difference?
00:30:29.000 She's like, Let me explain.
00:30:30.000 She's like, My dad, like, my mom has a sister.
00:30:35.000 My sister got married to a guy.
00:30:39.000 I'm sorry.
00:30:39.000 I was like, Yeah, married to a guy.
00:30:41.000 And that guy has a brother who is a child.
00:30:45.000 We are not related in any way.
00:30:47.000 Biologically, my cousins are related to him.
00:30:50.000 I'm not.
00:30:51.000 We got married.
00:30:52.000 We're not related.
00:30:52.000 And I'm like, still kind of weird, but I get it.
00:30:54.000 Yeah.
00:30:55.000 I mean, anytime you can say, oh, my cousin in basically any context, it's kind of like, what is this?
00:31:03.000 Like 1910?
00:31:04.000 You know, like.
00:31:06.000 I'm sorry, Phil.
00:31:07.000 I don't accept that. 0.97
00:31:07.000 You mean to say, is this the Middle East? 0.97
00:31:10.000 Well, fair enough. 0.91
00:31:10.000 Yeah. 0.91
00:31:11.000 They still marry their cousins. 0.99
00:31:12.000 It's a normal thing over there to marry your cousin.
00:31:14.000 Yeah, but I think that we don't do that here, and it's a good thing.
00:31:19.000 It is a good thing.
00:31:20.000 What's funny is that Democrats.
00:31:21.000 Democrats are always like thinking that people in red states are doing stuff like that.
00:31:25.000 They're always accusing people, like where I'm from in Missouri.
00:31:27.000 Like, I used to hear jokes like that, actually.
00:31:29.000 Yeah.
00:31:30.000 Oh, I hear, you know, it's really funny.
00:31:31.000 Like, oh, go ahead.
00:31:32.000 I hear this all the time.
00:31:32.000 Like, you know, I'm hanging out in the city.
00:31:35.000 You know, I'll be like, where was I?
00:31:36.000 I was in Baltimore or something.
00:31:37.000 And someone was like, oh, West Virginia.
00:31:39.000 And then someone made a joke, like, I wonder what they're doing there with their family members. 0.89
00:31:42.000 And I was like, actually, West Virginia is so strict, you can't cohabitate with a female, period. 0.59
00:31:46.000 Yeah.
00:31:46.000 And I'm like, you guys got it wrong.
00:31:47.000 You're sitting there being like, West Virginia marries their cousins.
00:31:50.000 No, West Virginia says it's illegal for a man and woman to live together unless they're married.
00:31:53.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:53.000 Meanwhile, like, Pakistanis, like, Bump bellies with their family like 80% of the time, and then liberals are just like, it's like a weird cultural quirk. 1.00
00:32:02.000 No, then you go to San Francisco and you're like, How are you criticizing Missouri? 1.00
00:32:07.000 Yeah, there's a lot going on there.
00:32:08.000 There's a lot going on in San Francisco.
00:32:10.000 And also, like, we're all, I mean, if you're, if you have any Mayflower ancestors, you're related to like pretty much every white person in the country.
00:32:16.000 I mean, like, uh, like, I'm like, me and Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne are all like six cousins.
00:32:23.000 I've looked it up.
00:32:24.000 It's like, have you really?
00:32:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:32:26.000 So, If you have any Mayflower ancestry, you're eighth cousins with anybody.
00:32:30.000 There's only 50 Mayflower ancestry.
00:32:31.000 What's the cousin number where you stop?
00:32:33.000 Is third cousin okay?
00:32:35.000 I would say, if you like, oh, we're cousins, then you're good.
00:32:40.000 If you're fourth or fifth, I think it would be.
00:32:41.000 I know my third cousins.
00:32:43.000 So I think fourth would be a surprise. 1.00
00:32:45.000 Here's the crazy thing imagine a woman had her first kid at 20. 0.66
00:32:50.000 Then her daughter is 20 years old and she's 40.
00:32:51.000 And then her daughter has a kid.
00:32:53.000 Then that grandkid is now 20.
00:32:55.000 Grandmother is 60.
00:32:58.000 The grandkid has a kid.
00:32:59.000 Now great grandma is 80.
00:33:01.000 Grandma is 60.
00:33:03.000 Mom is 40.
00:33:04.000 Kid is 20, has a kid.
00:33:06.000 Yeah.
00:33:07.000 Now there's a baby with great great grandma.
00:33:09.000 And if that great great grandma lives to be 100, you got great great grandma and 20 year old.
00:33:17.000 And you're going to be like, hey, we have the same great great great grandma.
00:33:22.000 Let's get married.
00:33:23.000 You know what I mean? 0.98
00:33:23.000 Like, great great great grandma could have a lot of progeny though. 0.98
00:33:29.000 Yeah.
00:33:30.000 You know, yep.
00:33:30.000 How would you feel if you found out that your wife was like your third cousin?
00:33:36.000 That's an episode of House where this guy is like with a chick, and then they bolt, like he gets some kind of disease, like sickness, and then his wife comes down with it, and they're like, it must be contagious, but then they find out it's genetic.
00:33:46.000 And he's like, eventually they find out they're brother and sister.
00:33:50.000 Whoa.
00:33:50.000 And they were like, the guy is like, my dad always hated us being together, and I never knew why.
00:33:55.000 And they're like, it's because he cheated with the neighbor, had the kid, he knew the kid was his, you guys got together.
00:34:02.000 And then the guy finds out, but doesn't want to say anything.
00:34:04.000 And then he tells his wife, and she's like, you knew.
00:34:07.000 And he's like, I didn't want to say anything because I love you.
00:34:08.000 And she's like, ugh.
00:34:09.000 Yeah, the kid came out with like five eyes.
00:34:11.000 They're like, oh, five eyes.
00:34:13.000 I told you earlier.
00:34:13.000 No fingers, no, you know, on each hand.
00:34:16.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Nubs. 1.00
00:34:17.000 Nubs.
00:34:19.000 I'm going to be a little stirred.
00:34:20.000 It's like, let's get in.
00:34:21.000 It's getting spicier for Ilhan Omar.
00:34:23.000 Check this story out.
00:34:25.000 This is winery owned by Ilhan Omar's husband shuttered due to fraud.
00:34:29.000 Yo, Tim Minette's S Crew Winery allegedly sold empty barrels to investors.
00:34:35.000 Yo, what is going on?
00:34:36.000 Were they money laundering?
00:34:37.000 That's money laundering.
00:34:38.000 Lol alcohol, right?
00:34:40.000 Lol alcohol.
00:34:43.000 That seems like that's fine.
00:34:44.000 That's Somali wine.
00:34:45.000 Yeah.
00:34:46.000 She was like, you can sell wine as long as it's not wine. 1.00
00:34:49.000 I mean, like Somalis, to be fair, could you imagine them drunk?
00:34:53.000 I mean, this is how they are sober.
00:34:55.000 You can't imagine a significant difference.
00:34:57.000 Less restraint.
00:34:58.000 I'd fix them.
00:34:59.000 Less restraint.
00:35:00.000 They lock in.
00:35:00.000 They're just like, I'd love to do a business deal with you.
00:35:03.000 I just imagine less restraint.
00:35:05.000 No, no, no.
00:35:06.000 I'll say.
00:35:06.000 You really got to apologize for the fraud.
00:35:08.000 We'll get that cleaned up right away.
00:35:09.000 I actually.
00:35:09.000 Oh, wow.
00:35:09.000 You should drink more often.
00:35:11.000 I don't blame the Somalis. 0.65
00:35:13.000 For what?
00:35:14.000 For anything.
00:35:15.000 Look.
00:35:16.000 You sound like Asmund Gold.
00:35:19.000 Why?
00:35:19.000 What did he say?
00:35:19.000 Because he says, he's like, look, if they're taking advantage of it, you know, I were in their position, then I would do the same thing.
00:35:25.000 I don't completely agree with Asmund, but my point is this. 0.98
00:35:27.000 Our leaders walked to the door, opened it up, and saw a bunch of Somalis there, and they were riding on boats and they were raiding ships.
00:35:33.000 And they're like, hey, guys, come on in and do whatever you want. 0.95
00:35:37.000 And everyone around said, I'm fine with this.
00:35:40.000 They started bringing all these people in, and people were, Americans were happy to say, look, you know, it doesn't bother me.
00:35:45.000 I'm going to ignore this.
00:35:46.000 I'm not paying attention to what's happening in my country until it gets to the point of fraud.
00:35:50.000 There was a point, man.
00:35:51.000 I think Asmund did make this point.
00:35:52.000 He says, the Somalis in Minnesota are following all the rules.
00:35:56.000 Yep.
00:35:56.000 They literally are.
00:35:57.000 They were told, here's how you apply for a daycare center.
00:36:00.000 I said, okay.
00:36:00.000 So they did.
00:36:01.000 They said, here's how you apply for government grants to get money for your dicker.
00:36:04.000 So they did.
00:36:04.000 And now they're sitting there being like, we just did whatever you told us what the rules were.
00:36:08.000 So what they're doing is not good by our standards because we believe in high trust.
00:36:13.000 But when our leaders invited these people in and said, go ahead and do whatever you want, this is what you get.
00:36:19.000 Yeah.
00:36:19.000 I mean, look, having these kind of programs, there's going to be a certain amount of fraud.
00:36:23.000 But when you have.
00:36:24.000 You know, an entire political wing that is doing its best to get as many people onto government assistance as possible to ensure that those people continue to vote for them, you're going to produce these results. 0.71
00:36:38.000 Let's put it like this If I told you guys that I invited a black bear into this studio right now, would you be like, Tim, that's totally fine?
00:36:48.000 And then when the bear mauls Evan to death, would you be like, Bear, what are you doing?
00:36:52.000 Or would you be like, Tim, why'd you let a bear in here?
00:36:54.000 I would probably have a problem with you.
00:36:56.000 Letting the bear in.
00:36:56.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 Because the bear is just doing bear stuff.
00:36:59.000 And the reason I bring that up too is because some black bears are well trained and are on shows and they're friends with people, and some bears are not.
00:37:06.000 And so I'm not suggesting Somalians are overwhelmingly like morally unjust people. 0.92
00:37:11.000 I think we're saying they're like black bears.
00:37:13.000 Well, I'm saying that people have their nature, and I don't like to judge everyone based on the actions of those that are bad.
00:37:19.000 So what I'm saying is, yes, I understand Somalia as a culture and a people.
00:37:23.000 They have serious problems, a civil war, there's like no government, it's miserably bad.
00:37:27.000 But isn't it like there are Somalis that are absolutely fine? 1.00
00:37:29.000 They get along in this country just fine and follow the rules and try to avoid these things.
00:37:33.000 So, the problem I see with what Democrats do, the big picture is when you invite the entire criminal element of Somalia to come here and exploit our country, well, then everyone's going to be mad at Somalians in general because they're looking at a pattern.
00:37:47.000 But when you look at something like a place like Nigeria, the people that tend to migrate from Nigeria are upper class, they make a lot of money, they're intelligent. 0.58
00:37:55.000 The reason why is those who are capable of succeeding, saving, and moving, it's very expensive. 0.98
00:38:00.000 We're smart enough to do so.
00:38:02.000 That's who we want to welcome. 1.00
00:38:03.000 We don't want to welcome Somalia's criminals to come and exploit our country. 1.00
00:38:06.000 This is the same. 1.00
00:38:06.000 This is the argument for getting rid of programs like the refugee program and stuff like that. 1.00
00:38:11.000 It's like, I understand that there are places in the world that are war torn.
00:38:14.000 There are places where people need help and stuff.
00:38:16.000 But you want to have a certain standard for the people that are coming to the United States.
00:38:21.000 Like, if you don't love.
00:38:22.000 Yeah, everything is bogus because they're like being picky with where they go.
00:38:26.000 Like, they're like, oh my gosh, I'm about to die in a war.
00:38:28.000 Hmm, should I go to America or should I go to Britain?
00:38:31.000 It's like, I don't know.
00:38:32.000 Like, Go to Kenya? 1.00
00:38:33.000 Well, they're basically like. 0.55
00:38:34.000 If you're avoiding a war, why do you care about where you're going?
00:38:36.000 Well, no, no, let me double down on that point for you. 0.95
00:38:38.000 I agree.
00:38:39.000 They say, I'm from Eritrea.
00:38:41.000 My government oppresses me.
00:38:43.000 So, what I'm going to do is travel across the entirety of Africa, fly to Brazil, then travel through one of the most dangerous places on the planet, the Darien Gap, risking my life worse than it was back at home, then go through Central America, the rest of Central America, Mexico, finally come to the American border, and then I'll be safe.
00:39:01.000 And it's like, how about this?
00:39:03.000 We have the next country, the safest country, whatever it's called.
00:39:06.000 It's supposed to be the international.
00:39:08.000 How about we do this? 0.98
00:39:09.000 If we find out that on your journey as a refugee, you went somewhere more dangerous than your home, you're disqualified. 1.00
00:39:16.000 So if, like, you're from Somalia and you're like, and I went to the Darien Gap, it's like, okay, that's worse than where you're from, so you're disqualified. 0.97
00:39:23.000 Actually, you get deported back to the most dangerous place that you went through. 0.58
00:39:26.000 It's like, I went to the Darien Gap, it's like, okay, it's like, then I went through, like, cartel land, or like, okay, then I went through Baltimore, and you're like, hey, wait a second.
00:39:32.000 No, no, I'll say this.
00:39:33.000 I think immigration is great, I think it's very important, I think we should embrace it.
00:39:37.000 That doesn't mean opening the borders to literally millions of people.
00:39:40.000 That doesn't mean H 1Bs to displace American workers.
00:39:43.000 It means we say if you can afford it, if you're smart enough, if you're trustworthy, you can come and apply and you get a probation.
00:39:51.000 If you're actually like, you know, adding value and money into the system instead of just taking.
00:39:56.000 And that's something that I never really understood actually with my old friends on the left is that, you know, they wanted things like Medicare for all, right?
00:40:04.000 But at the same time, they'd want to extend those benefits to everybody else without ever realizing that.
00:40:09.000 That's just not a good psychological sell to the American people.
00:40:12.000 Like, they're never going to go for that.
00:40:14.000 They don't care.
00:40:16.000 I know there's a way that still baffles me.
00:40:18.000 It's like you're your own worst enemy, actually, for what you want.
00:40:21.000 But they're not, it doesn't matter what is actually achievable or real.
00:40:27.000 In my experience and talking to people on the left, it doesn't matter what's achievable or real.
00:40:32.000 They're saying what they want.
00:40:34.000 It's to a leftist, voting is like, and don't take offense to this, it's like prayer.
00:40:40.000 Right, they're hoping that this is what they get, even if you can't.
00:40:44.000 Like, it's like when a kid's praying to be able to fly in the morning, they're the kid's not going to fly, no, but they're voting saying this is what the result I want.
00:40:53.000 They're not voting for a means, they're not voting for a logistical way to get there.
00:40:58.000 They're voting for what they want, first of all. 0.52
00:41:00.000 And second of all, you're both wrong, and immigration for like 20 30 years. 0.99
00:41:04.000 I actually think we can start it back up. 1.00
00:41:06.000 Let the people we should just go, but like, we had it figured out, and then we did what, what, what act, and it like ruined everything.
00:41:11.000 I'm back to like.
00:41:13.000 Trump was like, well, I don't know.
00:41:14.000 We should have some more people from Norway and Denmark.
00:41:15.000 Yeah.
00:41:16.000 What about the UK? 1.00
00:41:17.000 I would say, personally, my take is to end all immigration for 20, 30 years, maybe 01 visas only. 1.00
00:41:23.000 Let people.
00:41:24.000 What about doctors? 1.00
00:41:25.000 We need more doctors.
00:41:26.000 What if they're real funny, though?
00:41:28.000 Like Ryan Long.
00:41:31.000 I guess they should get just extended passes.
00:41:34.000 Ryan Long's good.
00:41:35.000 We need doctors.
00:41:36.000 No, we don't need anyone. 1.00
00:41:38.000 We need no immigration so that way the people that are here can assimilate and become Americans. 1.00
00:41:44.000 We did this from 1920 to 1950 and it worked pretty well. 1.00
00:41:48.000 Or maybe 60.
00:41:49.000 65 was the Hart Seller Act.
00:41:51.000 We literally had it figured out and it was working.
00:41:53.000 Everyone was like, if you go read through Canadian parliamentary debates when they had their version of the Hart Seller Act, They quite literally said, We just think it'd be more exciting to have more diversity.
00:42:03.000 Like, they hated being white so much that they're like, Let's just alter the demographics, just for let's switch it up.
00:42:08.000 We had that's broadly what happened in the United States as well. 0.52
00:42:11.000 They like quite literally just hated the fact that you're just a white lady, right? 0.82
00:42:15.000 Yeah, I'm pretty boring.
00:42:16.000 Well, see, you know, you guys, no, it's great.
00:42:19.000 You have it worse because I'm a day walker, you know what I mean?
00:42:21.000 So, I can, yeah, you have like some exotic flair.
00:42:23.000 Exactly, what is that?
00:42:24.000 It means I'm mixed race, means I'm part Asian.
00:42:26.000 So, you're part Asian, yeah. 0.78
00:42:28.000 So, exactly.
00:42:29.000 See, I'm a day walker, I can go to liberal circles and I can assert.
00:42:33.000 I can assert over them by the oppression Olympics.
00:42:35.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:42:36.000 And I can be like, well, you know, as a mixed race person, and they go, oh, I'm so sorry. 1.00
00:42:40.000 Kim's magic. 0.94
00:42:40.000 And they don't, you're white, it just doesn't matter. 0.94
00:42:42.000 Yeah, but it is, but it's still like 0.5 above white. 0.82
00:42:46.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:42:46.000 Whereas, like, if you are black, you're at the top of the list. 1.00
00:42:48.000 And, like, if you're, you know, you're a black trans woman. 1.00
00:42:50.000 You're rolling with us.
00:42:51.000 Yeah.
00:42:52.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:42:52.000 I'm Asian.
00:42:53.000 Well, I just, but here's the thing.
00:42:54.000 There's no Asian gangs in jail. 0.83
00:42:55.000 You guys, you guys don't have the option. 0.90
00:42:57.000 Like, if the left takes over, you have no choice but just be like, I'm so sorry for being white. 0.98
00:43:01.000 But if left takes over, I'll be like, yeah, you know, white people, ho ho ho, we don't like them. 0.89
00:43:06.000 Yeah, French, German, and English. 0.94
00:43:08.000 So that's there's also.
00:43:10.000 I want to I want to stress too that like this room makes me look more Korean than I normally do.
00:43:14.000 Yeah, I was like the lighting is darker.
00:43:17.000 So people like I met a guy at a we were we were hanging out in Baltimore and there's a guy's like he saw me and a few people.
00:43:22.000 He's like, Hey, I'm a fan.
00:43:23.000 He's like, You're a lot paler on your show.
00:43:25.000 And I was like, That's the lighting.
00:43:26.000 We got new lighting.
00:43:27.000 So now I'm like, My skin looks if you wore a white beanie, it would you'd look darker, contrast.
00:43:32.000 Yeah, or you just go like this, I'm allowed to do that.
00:43:37.000 No one else can do that.
00:43:38.000 I can go like this.
00:43:40.000 I'm allowed to. 1.00
00:43:41.000 Like when Dave Chappelle made fun of Chinese people, I was like, that is acceptable. 1.00
00:43:44.000 Are we talking about Iran Omar again? 1.00
00:43:46.000 Iran again?
00:43:49.000 Seriously, Tim?
00:43:49.000 We're talking Iran?
00:43:50.000 Gosh.
00:43:51.000 No, the congresswoman.
00:43:52.000 That's the thing about the Shane Gillis stuff that really just offended me the most was that I was not offended in any way.
00:43:58.000 And then the left tried to play this game where, well, it's because you're Korean and not Chinese. 0.71
00:44:02.000 And I'm like, shut up. 0.94
00:44:04.000 Like he was doing an Asian accent, and you're like, but it's Chinese. 0.98
00:44:08.000 So, like, you can't give him the Chinese accent pass as a Korean.
00:44:12.000 You know what I mean?
00:44:13.000 To a white guy that's making those jokes, it doesn't matter if you're Chinese, Japanese.
00:44:17.000 It doesn't matter. 0.97
00:44:18.000 Yeah, that's like a guy's in blackface. 0.75
00:44:19.000 No, it's actually South African. 0.89
00:44:22.000 You're West African.
00:44:23.000 You shouldn't be offended. 0.88
00:44:24.000 And it's like, okay, well, it's still blackface. 0.92
00:44:26.000 It doesn't matter. 1.00
00:44:26.000 It's all the same. 1.00
00:44:27.000 So, you can be offended if you want.
00:44:29.000 You can not be offended if you want.
00:44:31.000 We got to pull this up.
00:44:31.000 I got to pull this up.
00:44:32.000 This is from Axios.
00:44:34.000 This is Kenan Thompson was talking about Shane Gillis.
00:44:38.000 Listen to what this dude says.
00:44:40.000 About Shane Gillis being on SNL, he basically says they would scold him like a little boy.
00:44:45.000 You know, yeah, I know Shane and I don't know him to be, you know, a mean person necessarily.
00:44:52.000 But yeah, if he were to come back, I'm sure we would have a conversation of like, how do you think that went?
00:44:56.000 You know what I mean?
00:44:57.000 And what do you think you could have done?
00:44:58.000 Like a little kid.
00:44:59.000 Like I would just sit him down and be like, yeah, so what do you think we could change there, pal?
00:45:04.000 And just figure it out.
00:45:07.000 But yeah, I guess it's just finding the balance of both things, like allowing, you know, creative liberties, but also.
00:45:15.000 Kind of like watching your step as far as.
00:45:18.000 Okay, I'm not even going to play these games.
00:45:19.000 He goes on to be like, the monologue took away from the cast.
00:45:23.000 He's like, Grace had a great night on the show, a new cast member, and because of Shane's monologue, it like drowned everything out.
00:45:29.000 And my first response is like, duh, that's the point of a host.
00:45:33.000 You bring on a major celebrity host, and he's going to drown out the cast.
00:45:36.000 But then the other issue, of course, is like, Keenan Thompson's great.
00:45:39.000 Like, no beef.
00:45:40.000 You know, he's been on SNL for a long time, like, longest running cast member.
00:45:43.000 He's a funny guy.
00:45:44.000 But Shane Gillis is the biggest comedian in the world.
00:45:46.000 And even after this, they still have the gall to be like, we're going to sit him down and say, what could you do better?
00:45:51.000 Nothing.
00:45:51.000 He can't do anything better.
00:45:52.000 He's on top.
00:45:53.000 There's nowhere else to go.
00:45:56.000 The skit that they would have to do is he sits down and talks to him, and then Shane Gillis just starts dropping the N bomb.
00:46:03.000 I mean, to be honest, if they did a sketch together where Kenan's literally like, you know, what could you think you could do better? 0.84
00:46:09.000 It could actually be really funny.
00:46:10.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:46:10.000 It could be really, really funny if Shane's like, maybe I could enunciate whore like an H before the W, like whore, you know? 0.99
00:46:18.000 Kenan's what? 0.98
00:46:18.000 I'm SNL for like 25 years. 0.98
00:46:20.000 And every time I think of him, I'm like, oh, that's the guy from Good Burger or all that.
00:46:23.000 His entire legacy of SNL, and I still think of him like, oh, that's the guy from Good Burger.
00:46:27.000 But I like Good Burger.
00:46:28.000 Kenan and Kel, did you ever see that?
00:46:29.000 Yeah.
00:46:30.000 You know, the funny thing is, like, somebody even commented this.
00:46:33.000 Like, there are activists who complained about Kenan Thompson saying that Goodburger was basically just a minstrel show for a modern audience.
00:46:40.000 Oh, it was so funny. 1.00
00:46:42.000 It's true. 1.00
00:46:44.000 It was the caricature of, like, two dumb black guys working, doing menial tasks. 0.99
00:46:48.000 That was probably Nickelodeon. 0.99
00:46:50.000 But you know what really irks me?
00:46:51.000 The story in the house was.
00:46:53.000 But you know what's funny is, like, what's offensive to me about saying that Kenan and Kellen Goodburger were offensive? 0.99
00:47:01.000 Is that Beeves and Butthead are also two morons who work at a burger joint. 0.99
00:47:04.000 And there's a facsimile. 1.00
00:47:06.000 And what they're arguing is black people can't be made fun of. 1.00
00:47:09.000 I'm sorry, you can't make jokes about stupid people if they're black because then it's like racist. 1.00
00:47:13.000 And it's like, no, Everybody's fine to make fun of. 1.00
00:47:18.000 Beeves and Butthead are dumb white guys. 1.00
00:47:19.000 Keenan Keller were dumb black guys. 1.00
00:47:21.000 The race had nothing to do with it. 1.00
00:47:22.000 The shows were funny.
00:47:23.000 I mean, they're basically saying the reason that movie's funny is because they overemphasize their race for comedy effect, comedic effect.
00:47:31.000 And it's like, Yeah, that's like most movies.
00:47:34.000 Yeah.
00:47:34.000 Like, that's what rush hour is.
00:47:36.000 Like, that's a minstrel show.
00:47:37.000 It's like, yeah, dude.
00:47:38.000 That's like a very normal thing in comedy.
00:47:40.000 What did we have three rush hours?
00:47:43.000 Yeah.
00:47:43.000 The whole premise of it is literally like an urban black guy and a traditional Chinese guy.
00:47:48.000 Like, the whole movie is like, what if we put two stereotypical ethnic groups together and made them interact?
00:47:53.000 Yeah.
00:47:54.000 And everyone loved it.
00:47:54.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:47:56.000 All the, I mean, even Super Bad, that's like an overemphasized suburban white guy.
00:48:00.000 Dude, we need rush hours for it.
00:48:01.000 It's very common.
00:48:02.000 Well, I apparently put a lot of pressure on him.
00:48:04.000 If Rush Hour 4 was announced, I'd pre order tickets.
00:48:06.000 I'm not even playing.
00:48:07.000 Wasn't that so weird?
00:48:08.000 Out of all the people that like Chris Tucker was on the Epstein list, that was so random.
00:48:13.000 I'm like reading through them, like, yeah, that makes sense.
00:48:15.000 Oh, that totally makes sense.
00:48:16.000 Chris Tucker.
00:48:17.000 I'm like, what's he doing on there?
00:48:19.000 I would have expected him at a Diddy Park.
00:48:21.000 Rush Hour 4 is in development.
00:48:23.000 Yeah, it's with Brett Ratner.
00:48:24.000 You don't see Trump was the one that like, yeah, I'm seeing it.
00:48:27.000 I'm going.
00:48:28.000 Yeah, dude, like, like a fast, you make Jason Statham.
00:48:33.000 Any movie, I don't care what it is, as long as he just goes around massacring people, like I'm watching it.
00:48:38.000 Yeah.
00:48:39.000 And it's such a, like, go back to that initial, oh, James Bond is just like a British minstrel show.
00:48:45.000 It's like, yeah, that's like the point. 1.00
00:48:47.000 Like, it's such a stupid thing. 0.99
00:48:49.000 I want to see a movie where, like, just give me the most absurd premise possible. 0.99
00:48:53.000 Like, what's the weirdest? 0.87
00:48:55.000 Jason Statham is a professor of folklore and mythology at a feminist university. 0.94
00:49:00.000 And then, like, Indiana Jones. 0.61
00:49:01.000 And then a band of terrorists.
00:49:02.000 I don't want to see a movie like that, though.
00:49:03.000 No, no, like a band of terrorists come in.
00:49:05.000 Yeah.
00:49:05.000 And they like steal a rare book.
00:49:07.000 So he just goes around massacring everybody.
00:49:09.000 I'm like, that's Indiana Jones.
00:49:11.000 Yeah.
00:49:12.000 It's basically.
00:49:12.000 Well, no, Indiana Jones doesn't go around massacring.
00:49:14.000 He didn't kill anyone.
00:49:15.000 Jason Saints, that was a.
00:49:16.000 Not on purpose.
00:49:16.000 He killed some people, but just not a lot of them.
00:49:18.000 He like knocked them off cliffs and they went, ah, and they just killed them.
00:49:21.000 He shot the guy with a sword.
00:49:22.000 He didn't shoot that guy, but he might have killed them.
00:49:23.000 I love those movies where Jason Sazam's heart is going to stop.
00:49:25.000 That adrenaline is really good.
00:49:28.000 Did they make like three of those?
00:49:29.000 He zapped. 0.98
00:49:30.000 I don't know. 0.99
00:49:31.000 Did they really make three of them?
00:49:32.000 Maybe there's two of them.
00:49:33.000 Yeah, no, no, there's at least two.
00:49:34.000 Because the first one, I think he dies.
00:49:35.000 The second one starts right after he dies.
00:49:37.000 He gets back up and they're like, you're back.
00:49:39.000 And I'm just like, let's go.
00:49:41.000 He just shocks himself.
00:49:42.000 I haven't seen him at anything in a while.
00:49:44.000 He's still with that model woman, if I understand correctly.
00:49:47.000 So he's probably busy.
00:49:48.000 I saw a video where The Rock stole a guy's phone.
00:49:50.000 Did you see this?
00:49:52.000 The Rock stole a guy's phone.
00:49:53.000 So a guy was like, I get a picture and The Rock takes a picture with him and smiles and then puts the phone in his pocket as he's walking.
00:49:58.000 And then the guy likes to wave something.
00:49:59.000 He's like, Oh, when he pulls the phone out.
00:50:01.000 And I'm like, Is that real?
00:50:02.000 Because the rock looks like he's on this deathbed.
00:50:04.000 I was just going to say, Have you seen any pictures of the rock recently? 0.71
00:50:06.000 He's looking miserable.
00:50:07.000 Well, he had a heart condition, if I understand correctly, from years and years of just mainlining gear.
00:50:14.000 And he just, he's like, Oh, now he's thin.
00:50:18.000 So he's like the pebble.
00:50:19.000 It's really sad to see some people, they think like Mark Wahlberg, clearly on the sauce.
00:50:24.000 But then, like, you know, people, he'll like put out as, I wake up at like 4 a.m.
00:50:28.000 And it's like, That's why I look like that.
00:50:29.000 I'm like, Dude, all these people are like waking up at 4 a.m. now, like, why don't I look like Mark Wahlberg?
00:50:34.000 So it's not just getting up at 4 a.m.
00:50:36.000 You like if you are getting up at 4 a.m. and you're training and you're on the gear, then you'll end up looking like Mark Wahlberg.
00:50:41.000 Yeah, and drinking a dozen raw eggs.
00:50:43.000 Yeah, I mean, he like skips over the gear part.
00:50:45.000 Like, and so it's like, well, I'm going to look like Mark Wahlberg.
00:50:48.000 I'm going to wake up at 4 a.m.
00:50:49.000 There are people out there that are on the assumption that if you're on gear and you're not lifting, you're going to end up looking like that and you don't.
00:50:54.000 You actually have to go to the gym and lift.
00:50:56.000 Otherwise, you'll just.
00:50:57.000 You have to go up at 4 a.m.
00:50:58.000 You don't have to go up at 4 a.m.
00:50:59.000 It doesn't matter what you have to eat like 20 pounds of chicken And you got to like just throw hands with every Vietnamese guy you see, too.
00:51:05.000 You know, here's an important thing to understand fat and muscle both require energy to be maintained. 0.99
00:51:12.000 Yeah.
00:51:12.000 So, if you're real fat, if you just start eating a normal amount of food, you lose weight.
00:51:20.000 Right.
00:51:20.000 Because your body needs energy to maintain that level of fat.
00:51:23.000 So, it's kind of like most people don't realize that, where it's like you got somebody who's really fat, you're like, listen, you only got to diet.
00:51:30.000 Don't diet. 0.99
00:51:30.000 Stop eating garbage. 0.99
00:51:31.000 Just eat normal food.
00:51:34.000 If your friends have a cheeseburger for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and you're having seven, just go down to three and you're going to drop 50 pounds.
00:51:38.000 Yeah.
00:51:39.000 One of the things that people don't realize is like when you're trying to look like the rock or whatever, you have to eat like two grams of protein per pound of body weight.
00:51:50.000 So, if you're 200 pounds, you got to eat like 400 grams of protein.
00:51:52.000 And then people don't even realize how much food that is.
00:51:55.000 And then the day before filming, you can't drink anything.
00:51:57.000 Yeah.
00:51:58.000 So you get dehydrated, so your skin tightens and they can see your muscles.
00:52:01.000 Because Jason Momoa was at the beach.
00:52:04.000 Shortly after filming Aquaman, and the media called him chubby.
00:52:09.000 Yeah.
00:52:10.000 Because he looked like normal humans.
00:52:11.000 He was hydrated.
00:52:12.000 Yeah.
00:52:12.000 Yeah.
00:52:12.000 But the dude was ridiculously fit.
00:52:14.000 It's just you can't see his muscles because he has skin.
00:52:17.000 In the movies, they get dehydrated so you can see all the muscles.
00:52:21.000 The veins popping out.
00:52:22.000 Yeah.
00:52:23.000 Yep.
00:52:24.000 Oiling them up.
00:52:25.000 It is to gain muscles, a lot of work, even if you're on gear.
00:52:30.000 And then, and most of the work is the amount of food that you have to manage to continuously shove down your throat.
00:52:36.000 It's pretty wild they're still trying to cancel Shane Gillis.
00:52:39.000 And even at this point, Keenan being like, we should ask him what he should have done better.
00:52:43.000 And I'm just like, you probably got more ratings on that show than you've gotten in five years or 10 years because of Shane Gillis and because of what he said and how he said it.
00:52:53.000 So, like, there's no reality where behind the scenes, anyone's mad at Shane Gillis.
00:52:58.000 I guarantee you, all the producers are going, ha ha, let's go.
00:53:00.000 Yeah, I mean, if they were actually mad at him, I imagine SNL would have made a statement.
00:53:05.000 They didn't say anything.
00:53:06.000 Well, it's not that, it's like the attention is good.
00:53:08.000 They've never been more relevant.
00:53:10.000 So they're going to invite him back.
00:53:12.000 In 2020, if someone did something that was outside of what is acceptable, there would have been a bunch of people that were working there that came down on him.
00:53:21.000 They would have tried to get him to make an apology.
00:53:24.000 There would have been an apology by SNL.
00:53:25.000 None of that stuff happens anymore because they don't have the cultural influence.
00:53:29.000 Don't they do a rehearsal the day before anyway?
00:53:31.000 I don't know if they do a monologue rehearsal, but I know they do the rehearsal of the season.
00:53:35.000 I think it's day of, actually.
00:53:38.000 I don't know.
00:53:40.000 But the.
00:53:40.000 I mean, I'm happy.
00:53:41.000 I bet they do.
00:53:42.000 Shane Pound gives them on and tells, you know, shows them the monologue.
00:53:45.000 Yes.
00:53:46.000 They rehearse the monologue.
00:53:48.000 Every host will do the whole show first, and that's twice.
00:53:53.000 Is it day of or the day before?
00:53:54.000 Literally right before.
00:53:55.000 8 p.m. on Saturday with a live studio audience.
00:53:58.000 Yeah.
00:53:59.000 Before, that's crazy.
00:54:00.000 So they literally do the show two times back to back.
00:54:02.000 They knew.
00:54:04.000 Exactly.
00:54:04.000 So for him to be like, you should ask what everyone heard it.
00:54:07.000 The audience laughed.
00:54:08.000 They loved it.
00:54:08.000 Yeah.
00:54:09.000 They're not funny anymore, though, because they're just so biased.
00:54:12.000 Well, were they ever funny?
00:54:14.000 I think back in the day, back in the 90s.
00:54:17.000 I don't think so.
00:54:18.000 I think.
00:54:18.000 Chevy Chase?
00:54:19.000 Yeah, no, I think what happened was SNL is like 80% not funny.
00:54:25.000 And when we remember SNL, it's because by the time we were kids, We got the highlight reel of every season and all the classics.
00:54:32.000 Oh.
00:54:33.000 So they are funny every so often.
00:54:37.000 And we remember those very funny moments like living in Van Don by the river.
00:54:41.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 But can you remember literally any other joke from whatever season that was?
00:54:45.000 We remember the key moments going, SNL is great.
00:54:47.000 But then when you actually watch each individual episode, you're like, this is pretty bad. 0.99
00:54:51.000 It's pretty dumb. 0.96
00:54:53.000 And then every so often there's a banger. 0.99
00:54:56.000 That's probably how it's going to be.
00:54:57.000 I don't know.
00:54:57.000 I mean, in 20 years, if SNL is still around, people will be quoting the.
00:55:02.000 You know, uh, report of the Daily Report with Che and whatever.
00:55:06.000 Uh, what's I mean, I, I, I, Jost, they'll be like, Those are, those are funny.
00:55:10.000 See, SNL, this prime SNL was the 2020s.
00:55:12.000 No, dude, oh man, 20, what was it, like 2010, The Onion fake news?
00:55:17.000 Yeah, those videos.
00:55:18.000 Now that was good.
00:55:20.000 Well, the 2000s when they did the fake like news channel, that was that's what I mean.
00:55:23.000 Yeah, that was awesome.
00:55:24.000 When they did the uh, a woman who had the book about the Grabbler. 0.94
00:55:28.000 Oh, yeah, like your money problem. 1.00
00:55:30.000 Imagine a hook nosed little Grabbler that was the one that they did. 1.00
00:55:33.000 He controls all the banks. 1.00
00:55:34.000 They bring the kid on, and he was like bullied for wearing a shirt in the pool.
00:55:38.000 And they're like, So, what'd they call you like, Butterball, Fatso?
00:55:41.000 I was like, Yeah. 0.54
00:55:44.000 And then they had the Al Qaeda endorses new schematic for World Trade Center. 0.89
00:55:48.000 And they're like, It's going to look great. 0.93
00:55:50.000 I mean, it's awesome.
00:55:53.000 Yeah.
00:55:53.000 Nowadays, the people that are running it are, you know, as far left as you can go.
00:55:57.000 In fact, go ahead. 0.92
00:55:58.000 The best onion one, sorry, I get it because I'll forget it, was Al Qaeda. 0.99
00:56:02.000 They had like on the news, they brought an Al Qaeda. 0.94
00:56:04.000 Al Qaeda member on and a 9 11 denier on. 0.94
00:56:06.000 And he's like, I assure you, we did a great job that day.
00:56:09.000 And he's like, oh, no, it couldn't have happened.
00:56:11.000 He's like, trust me, my guys are on it.
00:56:14.000 Building seven, building seven.
00:56:15.000 Yeah, and then what's the onion doing now?
00:56:17.000 Doing like horrible Alex Jones research?
00:56:19.000 Yeah, well, now one of the people that actually works there is one of the people that works there is one of the most notorious leftists out there.
00:56:31.000 Can't ever die or whatever.
00:56:33.000 Juniper on X. Can't ever die.
00:56:35.000 Let's take a look at how bad the onion is.
00:56:37.000 Let's see if we can get a single laugh out of this. 0.69
00:56:39.000 Executive order designates shaking empty beer can at wife as official language of U.S. Really?
00:56:48.000 It's like, dude, what?
00:56:51.000 Whoever says my name on TV gets my vote.
00:56:53.000 Well, because the OG Onion joke writer was like, it shouldn't read as a joke. 0.96
00:56:59.000 And that's why it's funny, where these clearly are like, there's a punchline and it sucks.
00:57:03.000 Authorities investigate collision between trains from Chicago traveling 80 miles per hour, D.C. traveling 75 miles per hour.
00:57:09.000 I mean, that might be an okay joke to a fifth grader.
00:57:11.000 I mean, that.
00:57:12.000 Because that's the joke.
00:57:13.000 It's like the original, like a train is leaving Chicago.
00:57:15.000 It's pretty funny.
00:57:16.000 Will Trump running for midterm president help down ballot Republicans?
00:57:20.000 That's not even a joke.
00:57:21.000 No.
00:57:22.000 Wait, what?
00:57:23.000 Did they write a whole article on it?
00:57:25.000 Well, yeah, look at the.
00:57:26.000 It's just a punchline.
00:57:27.000 It's just a punchline that's not funny.
00:57:30.000 They're just saying, like, Trump's running for president. 1.00
00:57:33.000 Look at the one that's just like, it sucks. 0.96
00:57:36.000 It's not even a joke because Trump literally said, act as though I'm on the ballot.
00:57:40.000 New study finds cavemen had trouble sticking to paleo diet without frozen meal kits.
00:57:44.000 It's not absurd.
00:57:46.000 It's not like a fake news.
00:57:48.000 It's just, it's like a bad punchline.
00:57:50.000 I mean, that one at least isn't, you know, political.
00:57:54.000 AOC tidies up in case federal agents stop by for raid.
00:57:59.000 Spiritually geriatric humor.
00:58:02.000 All right, all right. 0.99
00:58:03.000 You guys have won me over, and it's Osama bin Laden. 0.98
00:58:08.000 It's just crazy how the onion used to be really funny.
00:58:10.000 Because you can tell a 70 year old liberal thinks this is hilarious.
00:58:14.000 Let's pull up Babylon B and see if we laugh.
00:58:16.000 Colbert is reading this, like, this is awesome.
00:58:20.000 Or they're using AI.
00:58:21.000 Yeah.
00:58:22.000 Yeah, probably a lot.
00:58:22.000 All right, Babylon B, can you make me laugh?
00:58:25.000 DHS brings in Maury to reveal results of Omar DNA test.
00:58:29.000 Even Babylon B is like totally off, too.
00:58:32.000 You know, socialists condemn Elon Musk for redistributing wealth.
00:58:37.000 That's actually true.
00:58:38.000 I get a little chuckle out of that.
00:58:40.000 He was like, I'm going to give a share of SpaceX to everybody.
00:58:42.000 And they're like, How dare you?
00:58:44.000 So that one gets like a one out of five laughs.
00:58:48.000 One out of five.
00:58:48.000 I didn't actually chuckle at all, but you know.
00:58:50.000 That got a huh.
00:58:51.000 Yeah.
00:58:54.000 Neighborhood children woefully unprepared for a local man who chooses trick over treat.
00:58:58.000 That's like a one out of five.
00:59:00.000 You know, it's like, I go, you know, huh.
00:59:03.000 I mean, Naperville, oh, they win.
00:59:05.000 10 out of 10 now.
00:59:06.000 I mean, they're beating the onion, so you got to get it.
00:59:08.000 It's true.
00:59:08.000 So they're at least.
00:59:10.000 God rejects Cain's offering of candy corn.
00:59:15.000 I got to chuckle out of there.
00:59:17.000 I hate candy corn.
00:59:18.000 Yeah, it's not good.
00:59:19.000 Jalen Hurts, Pfizer ruled out for season.
00:59:22.000 Okay.
00:59:24.000 Hero, dad survives wife's C section. 0.81
00:59:27.000 You could do a better punchline than that.
00:59:28.000 These are just like tweets that I saw nine months ago.
00:59:30.000 Yeah, they're hoping you forgot about it so they can like regurgitate it.
00:59:33.000 Ilhan Omar starting to regret hiring immigration attorney from Quality Citizen. Citizenship Center.
00:59:40.000 Yeah, you know.
00:59:42.000 Oh, it's like the Nick Shirley video.
00:59:46.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:59:47.000 Ilhan Omar furiously denies immigration fraud charges, says she only married brother for love.
00:59:52.000 That's kind of funny.
00:59:53.000 That's pretty good.
00:59:55.000 Because, to be honest, that's like her only defense.
00:59:57.000 You married your brother. 0.69
00:59:58.000 It wasn't for immigration.
00:59:59.000 I love him.
01:00:00.000 Like, well, marrying your sibling is still illegal. 0.73
01:00:03.000 French shop owners hang hams over doorposts so riders will pass them by. 0.97
01:00:07.000 Oh, my God. 0.98
01:00:08.000 Okay.
01:00:10.000 That's a two out of five.
01:00:11.000 That's a good zinger.
01:00:13.000 I don't think it's the funniest joke, but we get it.
01:00:15.000 You would just see these in the replies of a Fox News tweet.
01:00:18.000 That's the problem.
01:00:20.000 I think part of it's because you actually see really funny stuff on Twitter.
01:00:24.000 And these just feel like they've taken that and they put it in cloth. 0.96
01:00:27.000 Yeah, this is kind of a funny Christian joke, though. 1.00
01:00:29.000 Aw, crap. 1.00
01:00:30.000 Girl you like just called you her brother in Christ. 1.00
01:00:32.000 It's like we heard these 10, 15 years ago.
01:00:35.000 I know.
01:00:36.000 That one's a little chuckle, right?
01:00:37.000 Oh, I'm down for it.
01:00:38.000 It's just like.
01:00:41.000 This is like Gen X. Trump torches Tesla dealership.
01:00:45.000 What?
01:00:46.000 I don't get that.
01:00:46.000 Yeah, I don't get that one either.
01:00:47.000 That's like almost as bad as the onion.
01:00:49.000 It's from June 5th.
01:00:50.000 Newly announced sequel, Sound of Freedom 2, features Jim Kaviesel going after Andrew Tate.
01:00:55.000 Oh, this is from years ago.
01:00:57.000 Yeah.
01:00:58.000 Oh, wow.
01:00:58.000 These are all super old.
01:01:00.000 Do they even post anything on their website anymore?
01:01:02.000 I think that was just that section.
01:01:04.000 I saw a couple from the 20th and the 21st of October, but.
01:01:07.000 Don't miss.
01:01:09.000 Huh.
01:01:11.000 Well, you know.
01:01:12.000 I'm not moved.
01:01:14.000 RFK Jr. prepares to delight trick or treaters with mason jars of beef tallow.
01:01:18.000 It's okay.
01:01:18.000 That's pretty good.
01:01:20.000 There's a better way to do that joke, you know?
01:01:21.000 Yeah, I mean, he's like, actually, G' already made that joke and it was way better.
01:01:25.000 It's where it's Valentine's Day.
01:01:28.000 I got to pull this one up if I can find it.
01:01:30.000 He's been on the rampage, huh?
01:01:33.000 Oh, yeah.
01:01:34.000 I saw you.
01:01:34.000 But his RFK Jr. is the absolute best.
01:01:38.000 Oh, the Daily Beasts rag on him?
01:01:40.000 Please tell me.
01:01:43.000 Let's see if I can find it. 1.00
01:01:44.000 No, it's just so hard to find G' stuff, man. 1.00
01:01:47.000 Come on. 0.99
01:01:47.000 It's basically like two kids and like a girl's like, will you be my Valentine? 0.99
01:01:51.000 And then he flies in and he slaps the candy out of their hands and he's like, No, kids, those are full of artificial dyes and chemicals.
01:01:57.000 And then he hands them like beets and he's like, Have these delicious beets instead.
01:02:01.000 And the kids are like, What?
01:02:03.000 Yeah.
01:02:03.000 That was funny.
01:02:04.000 That's how you do it.
01:02:05.000 I remember a guy gave me a toothbrush one year for trick or treating.
01:02:09.000 A toothbrush?
01:02:10.000 Yeah.
01:02:11.000 It was really disappointing.
01:02:12.000 I mean, I remember back in the day when they would give out cigarettes.
01:02:14.000 You know, those were the days.
01:02:15.000 No way.
01:02:16.000 Strong, strong Americans say your kid is a smoke camel flicking into his bag. 0.98
01:02:22.000 That's when men were men and women were women.
01:02:24.000 But now men are women and women are men.
01:02:27.000 Don't do this to me.
01:02:27.000 I want a cigarette.
01:02:29.000 Miss smoking.
01:02:30.000 Tate insists we get a cigarette vending machine for the new office.
01:02:33.000 Oh, yeah.
01:02:34.000 Actually, it should go right there.
01:02:35.000 Yeah.
01:02:36.000 Actually, that's a good idea. 1.00
01:02:37.000 Well, because we lost the Japanese toilets. 0.99
01:02:38.000 We need a new piece of Japanese tech in here.
01:02:40.000 And I'm like, Japanese vending machine.
01:02:41.000 No, I want one from the 90s.
01:02:43.000 It's like a knob you crank.
01:02:44.000 Just be an actual.
01:02:46.000 Like the sliding change thing.
01:02:48.000 An actual cigarette vending machine full of Marlboro Reds.
01:02:51.000 Yeah.
01:02:53.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:02:53.000 We can put some Zen in there for, you know. 0.96
01:02:56.000 No, you can't. 1.00
01:02:56.000 Some zins. 1.00
01:02:57.000 Sellouts. 0.93
01:02:58.000 Sellouts.
01:02:59.000 All right.
01:03:01.000 Nicotine gum?
01:03:02.000 Nicotine gum.
01:03:03.000 Nicotine gum?
01:03:04.000 All right.
01:03:04.000 You know, or you just like not do nicotine, you know what I mean?
01:03:07.000 I heard GLP 1s cure addiction.
01:03:09.000 I'm not a smoker.
01:03:10.000 I have lung disease, but I just really like the gum.
01:03:13.000 So you're just addicted to the gum?
01:03:15.000 What?
01:03:16.000 You're just like addicted to nicotine?
01:03:17.000 I'm so addicted.
01:03:18.000 Yeah.
01:03:18.000 It's my only advice.
01:03:19.000 Is it true?
01:03:20.000 I heard that people who take GLP 1s, like they're not addicted anymore.
01:03:23.000 Yeah, because it like satiates you.
01:03:24.000 I was speaking to my friend about it.
01:03:26.000 I'm not going to blow up a spot.
01:03:28.000 And he started GLP 1s and he's like, I could.
01:03:31.000 Divorce my wife right now and feel nothing like it totally nukes your like emotions.
01:03:36.000 That might be good for my mom, actually.
01:03:39.000 Yeah, I heard stories like alcoholics took GLP 1 and then just didn't want to drink anymore.
01:03:46.000 Yep, it just makes you chill.
01:03:49.000 Yeah, I was talking to Jillian Michaels about it and she was like, It's kind of bad, but micro dosing is good.
01:03:53.000 Micro dosing GLP 1s, yeah.
01:03:55.000 So instead of doing like they do like a massive dose that blasts you for like a week and then it causes things like stomach paralysis and other weird, messed up stuff.
01:04:02.000 And she was like, If you do a teeny bit, not if like if She was like, pills.
01:04:07.000 We were not getting a full injection.
01:04:08.000 And then what it does is you'll eat like normal, you'll work like normal, but then for half the day, you'll be satiated as opposed to blasting off for a week and a half off one shot.
01:04:16.000 Take the edge off.
01:04:17.000 Exactly.
01:04:19.000 And then it's like for people who are addicted and alcoholics or whatever, it helps them relax.
01:04:24.000 It's like, it's like, it really, because the whole point of GOP1 is like these people aren't disciplined, so they have to use it.
01:04:29.000 And then Jillian's like, by the way, bee's really disciplined.
01:04:32.000 Yeah, anybody who can maintain that regimen will just like exercise. 0.95
01:04:35.000 Yeah.
01:04:36.000 Which.
01:04:37.000 I think honestly, yeah, some people are in a situation where they probably should just blast and see what happens.
01:04:41.000 Like stomach paralysis is probably better than dying at 50.
01:04:45.000 Yeah.
01:04:45.000 Yeah, but apparently they have rotting food in their stomach just sitting there for a week and they're like gagging up rot.
01:04:50.000 You.
01:04:51.000 Yeah, I don't think so.
01:04:52.000 I think that's.
01:04:52.000 Yeah, but at least it's happening inside of them rather than like getting big.
01:04:56.000 I don't know.
01:04:57.000 I just like obesity is like one of the worst things that could happen.
01:04:58.000 Yeah, no, I think there's some people who really need it.
01:05:01.000 Like my aunt had fatty liver disease. 0.98
01:05:04.000 Is it because she was eating bad food? 0.99
01:05:06.000 Yeah.
01:05:06.000 Maybe she could just not do that.
01:05:08.000 I know, but it's a. 1.00
01:05:09.000 She lives in like a food desert, basically. 0.91
01:05:11.000 Food swamp, you mean?
01:05:12.000 Well, no, it's like the rural area with not, I mean, there's not a lot of healthy options.
01:05:15.000 And they just won't.
01:05:16.000 Like, we have to accept that all these people just won't.
01:05:18.000 And she just won't.
01:05:19.000 Well, so that's.
01:05:20.000 Because we've been giving this advice for years, and obesity's gone up every year until last year.
01:05:24.000 Certain people just won't.
01:05:25.000 Have you guys seen that picture?
01:05:26.000 Let me see if I can find this picture.
01:05:28.000 It's a.
01:05:31.000 What's it a picture of?
01:05:33.000 It's like a junction.
01:05:34.000 Let me see if I can find it.
01:05:34.000 It's like a famous image of this.
01:05:35.000 There it is.
01:05:36.000 I found it.
01:05:37.000 It saved her.
01:05:37.000 Pennsylvania rest stop.
01:05:39.000 Oh, you know what?
01:05:39.000 I love this.
01:05:39.000 I've been here before.
01:05:41.000 Okay, you can have your terms.
01:05:42.000 Oh, yes.
01:05:43.000 We had a billboard.
01:05:43.000 Oh, come on.
01:05:44.000 I can't get the image.
01:05:44.000 We had a billboard there in Breezewood.
01:05:46.000 It's awesome.
01:05:47.000 Hold on.
01:05:48.000 Like the image is right there, but it won't be.
01:05:50.000 I was like, that's where the picture is.
01:05:51.000 That's the famous picture.
01:05:53.000 This is right by us, like by our old studio.
01:05:56.000 It's like a 40 minute drive.
01:05:58.000 So, this is a very famous image of what's called a food swamp.
01:06:01.000 A food swamp.
01:06:03.000 There's food everywhere in this image. 0.95
01:06:06.000 You're not far away, but it's all just like garbage, you know?
01:06:10.000 To be fair, though, this is, what is it? 0.98
01:06:12.000 It's Breezewood, right?
01:06:12.000 Yeah.
01:06:13.000 Yo, this is like 40 minutes north of our West Virginia studio.
01:06:17.000 And it's got one of the only, like, long, it's like a long standing family pizza restaurant right there.
01:06:23.000 It's still there.
01:06:24.000 I intentionally went there with my wife, like, we must go.
01:06:27.000 Yeah.
01:06:27.000 And we went and we ordered wings and pizza, and it was glorious.
01:06:30.000 And we knew it was bad for us.
01:06:31.000 It's so good.
01:06:32.000 But it was like just one time.
01:06:34.000 Yeah.
01:06:34.000 One time.
01:06:34.000 It was like going to Time Machine.
01:06:36.000 Everything in moderation is actually a true thing.
01:06:39.000 Well, not everything, but most things in moderation are fine.
01:06:43.000 I used to work at a Pizza Hut when I was a kid.
01:06:45.000 So the glory days of Pizza Hut are deep in my soul.
01:06:49.000 I did book it, man.
01:06:50.000 I did book it?
01:06:51.000 Yeah.
01:06:53.000 You'd read like four books or whatever, and then you'd earn a book at the wheel.
01:06:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:06:56.000 One of the coupons you got was a free pizza.
01:06:58.000 Mm hmm.
01:06:59.000 Yup.
01:06:59.000 See, we've got to bring that stuff back.
01:07:00.000 We had box tops when I was a kid.
01:07:03.000 Yeah, we had those.
01:07:03.000 Stock those up.
01:07:05.000 Buy cereal.
01:07:06.000 You know, your kid's eating literally a bowl of like empty carbs and it's making them sickly and fat. 0.98
01:07:14.000 And then you trade your box top for some, you know, garbage. 1.00
01:07:17.000 Oh, I remember when I was a kid, you go to Chick fil A and you get the kids' meal and they give you this like just gay book. 1.00
01:07:23.000 And you could trade it in for a thing of ice cream. 0.55
01:07:24.000 What do you think everyone does?
01:07:26.000 2010.
01:07:26.000 Yeah, sorry, I don't want your like woke book.
01:07:28.000 It's like 2000.
01:07:29.000 Like 2010.
01:07:30.000 Is that what it was?
01:07:30.000 Yeah.
01:07:31.000 It was like 08.
01:07:33.000 Yeah.
01:07:33.000 Aren't they like religious?
01:07:35.000 No, it was like, it was probably based or whatever.
01:07:36.000 It was like, I'm not going to find out.
01:07:37.000 I'm giving, I get the ice cream every single time.
01:07:39.000 Yeah.
01:07:39.000 It was probably awesome.
01:07:40.000 You can have the book or ice cream.
01:07:42.000 Yeah.
01:07:43.000 Tough decision.
01:07:43.000 They probably kept five books in the entire place because there's like, there's no way.
01:07:47.000 51 years old and I'm taking the ice cream.
01:07:49.000 I remember one of my friends took the books.
01:07:50.000 I'm like, what are you trying to prove?
01:07:53.000 I'm like, sick.
01:07:53.000 Show off.
01:07:54.000 I'm like, what's wrong with you?
01:07:55.000 Why are you showing off?
01:07:56.000 Dude, I love this place, this image.
01:07:58.000 This is awesome.
01:07:59.000 It's just like a road trip when you were a kid.
01:08:01.000 This is what we're.
01:08:03.000 People here will like look at this, they'll like live there and they'll be like, I hope we don't turn into Paris.
01:08:10.000 People look at this and they're like, oh, this is so terrible.
01:08:13.000 But part of what's going on here is the perspective.
01:08:17.000 Because if you look at the actual area, it doesn't look as congested from any other.
01:08:24.000 The reason why this specific picture happened, Breezewood is a uniquely horrible situation where there's two highways meeting, but they don't have an interchange.
01:08:32.000 So you have to get off of one highway, go onto a surface road to get on the other one.
01:08:35.000 So that's why this is such a hot real estate market, is because you're guaranteed, like, Probably tens of thousands of customers every single day.
01:08:43.000 I got to recommend it.
01:08:45.000 Like, if you've never been there, so it's kind of cherry picking.
01:08:49.000 Is that 81?
01:08:50.000 Is that in Pennsylvania or West Virginia?
01:08:52.000 This is Pennsylvania.
01:08:53.000 Yeah.
01:08:54.000 But it's.
01:08:55.000 Let me see if I can pull it up.
01:08:57.000 I mean, that does kind of look like the town nearby where my aunt lives.
01:09:02.000 It's a food swamp.
01:09:04.000 What is this?
01:09:05.000 It's I 76 and another interstate, but they don't interchange.
01:09:08.000 You have to get on the surface road.
01:09:10.000 So it's kind of cherry.
01:09:11.000 I mean, we have places that look like this, but this is uniquely bad.
01:09:13.000 I don't.
01:09:14.000 Because of the circumstances.
01:09:15.000 I don't care what anyone says.
01:09:16.000 I'm not turning down a filet of fish if I get the chance. 0.56
01:09:19.000 It's very Catholic of you. 0.91
01:09:20.000 I think it's 70, off 7800. 0.80
01:09:21.000 It's a filet of fish.
01:09:22.000 What is that?
01:09:23.000 It's a McDonald's.
01:09:24.000 It's a McDonald's sandwich.
01:09:25.000 Oh, the McDonald's sandwich.
01:09:26.000 Oh, the McDonald's sandwich.
01:09:27.000 Filet of fish, yeah.
01:09:29.000 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:29.000 You know, it was introduced specifically for Catholics. 1.00
01:09:31.000 Yep.
01:09:32.000 Yeah.
01:09:33.000 When I was growing up, that was the deal.
01:09:35.000 You go there on Friday, you get a filet of fish.
01:09:37.000 I'm more of a Domino's girl when it comes to pizza.
01:09:39.000 Domino's?
01:09:40.000 Yeah.
01:09:42.000 No.
01:09:44.000 I mean.
01:09:44.000 My girlfriend likes Papa John's.
01:09:46.000 Papa John's is good.
01:09:47.000 Oh, really?
01:09:47.000 Yeah.
01:09:48.000 It's really good.
01:09:49.000 That's what I ate as a kid.
01:09:50.000 I tend to find like some hometown pizza joint generally, usually.
01:09:54.000 Just like little Caesars.
01:09:56.000 Dude, yes.
01:09:57.000 This dude, he's always there.
01:09:58.000 I mean, it's been made, this point's been made, et cetera.
01:10:00.000 He's always been there for you.
01:10:01.000 But they're not hot and ready anymore.
01:10:02.000 People like start turning on him.
01:10:03.000 They're like hot, but it takes time.
01:10:04.000 When you're at your lowest, he's there for you.
01:10:06.000 Oh, yeah.
01:10:07.000 Five dollars fill you up.
01:10:08.000 Come on.
01:10:08.000 Yeah.
01:10:09.000 Yeah.
01:10:09.000 So like just straight north, because like, you know, down here by Harper's Ferry is where our other studio's at.
01:10:15.000 You drive up right here, and there's Breezewood.
01:10:18.000 And if you've never been, it is like.
01:10:20.000 You see the interchange?
01:10:21.000 That's why all that real estate's there.
01:10:23.000 Yeah, because the highways, you have to exit.
01:10:25.000 Like, you drive up, you exit here, and then you got to figure out where you're going.
01:10:28.000 Yeah, so you go north on 76, you got to turn right on that service road and then get onto the other thing to get on the 70, 76.
01:10:34.000 Yeah, that's crazy.
01:10:35.000 Yeah, no interchange.
01:10:36.000 Yeah.
01:10:36.000 Who cares about that?
01:10:37.000 They should make every, like, just ban interchanges, you know?
01:10:41.000 Bring back small town America with Perkins and pizza.
01:10:44.000 It was something corruption related.
01:10:46.000 I think it was like the state, the U.S. rep had a relationship with some.
01:10:51.000 Business that used to be there.
01:10:53.000 I think that's the mission.
01:10:53.000 They mandated it happen.
01:10:55.000 It was something that was clearly not done to be efficient.
01:11:00.000 We actually drive through here a lot.
01:11:01.000 Because when we're driving north, if we're going to Pittsburgh, or there's actually really great skiing up here.
01:11:11.000 Surprisingly good skiing.
01:11:12.000 I just remember the first time doing that little interchange. 1.00
01:11:14.000 I'm like, this is the stupidest design ever. 0.98
01:11:17.000 And that's when I went down this rabbit of why did this happen? 1.00
01:11:19.000 And yeah, it was just some political favor.
01:11:22.000 Like, oh man, I got to know the deep lore about Breezewood.
01:11:26.000 Dude, like, the biggest rabbit hole to go down is Amtrak.
01:11:30.000 Like, why do so many of these lines exist?
01:11:32.000 And you can go through each budget to see which senator was like, I'm not losing 400 jobs in Reno.
01:11:37.000 We're not cutting this billion dollar route from Newton, Seattle.
01:11:41.000 It was like eight people used.
01:11:42.000 No, I remember I was going to Seattle from Chicago, and we looked up, and flights were actually cheaper than the train read.
01:11:50.000 Yeah.
01:11:50.000 And we were like, why?
01:11:53.000 But we were like, the train sounds fun.
01:11:56.000 I would love to take the train.
01:11:57.000 It was 48 hours.
01:11:58.000 Well, I go to New York a lot.
01:12:00.000 I'm like, I would love to take the train, but every time I look it up, unless you've booked it out like three months ahead of time, which is who's going to do that?
01:12:05.000 The train should be like the convenient.
01:12:07.000 I don't have time to get a plane.
01:12:08.000 Let's just get on the train.
01:12:09.000 Well, it's like $400 versus driving.
01:12:12.000 From D.C. to New York?
01:12:13.000 It's like $30.
01:12:14.000 No, it's like $200.
01:12:17.000 Bro, no way.
01:12:18.000 Yeah, it's terrible.
01:12:19.000 People just drive or fly because it's like, what's the point?
01:12:21.000 Yeah, I'm going to take my car.
01:12:22.000 I wish it was convenient.
01:12:23.000 I'd be using it every single day.
01:12:24.000 Right?
01:12:24.000 Wow.
01:12:24.000 I know.
01:12:25.000 It's really amazing.
01:12:25.000 Wow, dude.
01:12:26.000 10 years ago, it was like $87.
01:12:28.000 It should be.
01:12:29.000 They should just subsidize it.
01:12:30.000 Well, the problem is the cheaper tickets are like really inefficient.
01:12:32.000 Like, they should subsidize even more.
01:12:34.000 No, dude.
01:12:34.000 10 years ago, like when Trump was running, I was taking the train down here and it was like $35.
01:12:40.000 I know.
01:12:41.000 Like, what they should do is Amtrak should cut all the other lines and then use that for extra subsidies because a seller makes money.
01:12:47.000 So, actually, just like nuke the profitability and subsidize it.
01:12:50.000 So, yeah, okay.
01:12:51.000 Like, New York City to D.C., $82, but going back the other way.
01:12:55.000 So, the timing is always weird too.
01:12:57.000 A bunch of them are $300 from New York to D.C.
01:12:59.000 This is insane.
01:13:00.000 The times that you would actually use it are like, $300.
01:13:02.000 Wow.
01:13:03.000 Only booked, too.
01:13:04.000 I didn't drive. 1.00
01:13:05.000 Crap. 1.00
01:13:06.000 It's easier to drive. 1.00
01:13:07.000 Wait, wait, hold on.
01:13:08.000 New York to D.C., $22.
01:13:09.000 Amtrak.
01:13:10.000 It's probably like four in the morning or something.
01:13:13.000 Let's see.
01:13:15.000 No, it's probably like a 10 a night.
01:13:17.000 No, I think it's the last trains are always really expensive.
01:13:19.000 It's the morning ones are cheap.
01:13:21.000 Let's jump to the story.
01:13:22.000 We got this from Media Eight. 0.50
01:13:23.000 Dolly Parton's sister claims Nashville area voting machine flipped her ballot to GOP candidate Marsha Blackburn.
01:13:29.000 I kept punching for the Democrat.
01:13:30.000 There's actually a ton of these videos popping up right now where liberals are claiming the machines are all rigged for Republicans.
01:13:36.000 And I'm like, oh, so the Republicans are going to win?
01:13:39.000 Is it Elon's space lasers that are just like, you know, doing it?
01:13:42.000 I don't know.
01:13:43.000 I mean, I don't know.
01:13:44.000 I don't know how reliable the story is.
01:13:46.000 Um, Well, some lady said something happened.
01:13:49.000 That's all we need, right?
01:13:50.000 Yeah, right.
01:13:51.000 I mean, the thing that concerns me is the more people say this, the more the narrative is laid that the midterms are fixed, that it's Donald Trump, the Republicans, and that means they're illegitimate.
01:14:05.000 And, you know, referring to the stuff that we were talking about last night, the stuff that Data Republicans have been talking about, the more people believe that the elections are illegitimate, the more likely it is that you have some kind of.
01:14:21.000 Protests and essentially playing into the argument that what if if we get riots and protests, it'll be great for ratings, it'll be great for ratings, won't be so good for the country.
01:14:31.000 Well, you know, you know, but uh, ratings, I live in the Bay Area, I don't want riots.
01:14:37.000 Yeah, the funny thing is, there's riot in Democrat areas, they'll be right in areas just sitting there watching, being like, Why are they doing this?
01:14:43.000 We're in DC now, there's gonna be tons of riots around here, yeah, that'd be funny.
01:14:46.000 We'll be like trapped in the building, no, but it's true.
01:14:49.000 I can't bring, I can't be armed around here, I don't want that.
01:14:53.000 Uh, you can.
01:14:54.000 In DC?
01:14:55.000 Haven't you talked to our security company?
01:14:56.000 I have to talk to our security company.
01:14:57.000 Yeah, they're like, easy.
01:14:59.000 Oh, really?
01:14:59.000 What?
01:15:00.000 Phil, you're famous.
01:15:01.000 All right.
01:15:02.000 Don't you understand that the rules don't apply to you?
01:15:04.000 Well, I like to hear this.
01:15:07.000 Yeah, this is what people need to understand.
01:15:10.000 The rules for firearm ownership only apply to working class people. 0.71
01:15:15.000 I told this story when I was in Jersey and I was trying to get a gun, they were like, you can't get an open or concealed carry. 0.95
01:15:21.000 So they don't do open, they only do concealed.
01:15:22.000 Yeah. 0.97
01:15:23.000 Because they don't want people visibly with guns.
01:15:24.000 And they were like, you can own a gun in your home, but you can't get a concealed carry for it.
01:15:28.000 And I was like, what do you mean you can't?
01:15:29.000 Isn't that a violation of like two in?
01:15:30.000 Like, oh, no, no, you can apply, but they'll never give it to you.
01:15:33.000 And then I was like, then why do they have the application?
01:15:35.000 And the cop was like, well, like rich and famous people easily get it.
01:15:39.000 And I was like, oh, I'm rich and famous.
01:15:41.000 And he was like, oh, well, then you'll get it.
01:15:42.000 And I was like, oh, okay, great.
01:15:43.000 He was like, yeah, you'll get it pretty quick, actually.
01:15:45.000 I'll have to get the security company.
01:15:47.000 Yeah, the argument they say is that when a regular person applies for a concealed carry, they ask you why you need it.
01:15:53.000 And of course, the Supreme Court shot this down recently, a couple of years ago.
01:15:56.000 They would say, like, what do you need the gun for?
01:15:57.000 And if you said security and protection, they'll say, prove it.
01:16:00.000 If you're rich and famous, it's very easy to prove.
01:16:03.000 And you'll be like, I've got millions of followers.
01:16:04.000 I have a lot of money.
01:16:05.000 And so they go, okay, okay, you're fine.
01:16:07.000 Now, apparently, since that Supreme Court ruling, these jurisdictions are all very still angry about it and strict, but it's actually substantially easier to get.
01:16:15.000 So I was talking to our security company and they were like, it's actually like a form and you're good.
01:16:22.000 And you get reciprocity and all that stuff along with it as well.
01:16:24.000 That's great news.
01:16:25.000 Yeah.
01:16:25.000 Is it like if you get death threats or something on a regular basis?
01:16:28.000 Well, the Supreme Court ruled that you cannot deny someone when they apply.
01:16:33.000 So, they ruled you still have to apply for it, but the state or the jurisdiction can't deny you.
01:16:38.000 So, now in places like Maryland or Jersey or DC, where you would apply and they would just ignore it, now they have to grant it.
01:16:47.000 But will they just jam it up and string you up?
01:16:48.000 No, no, that's what they used to do.
01:16:50.000 It used to be that they would say, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and you get jammed up for years until you forgot.
01:16:53.000 The Supreme Court shut that down.
01:16:55.000 So, now they have a certain amount of time where they have to.
01:16:57.000 And I think the rules, if they don't reply within a certain time, it de facto defaults to yes.
01:17:01.000 Because I was hearing that people were trying in Manhattan.
01:17:03.000 And then they were still like getting strung along.
01:17:05.000 My manager has one that works in Long Island and works in all of New York except for New York City.
01:17:10.000 Yeah.
01:17:11.000 Well, the New York City, it's like, yeah, rich and famous, or if you're NYPD.
01:17:15.000 Like, if you're NYPD or have someone that's a relative of NYPD, it like opens the whole city up.
01:17:18.000 It's like Alabama.
01:17:19.000 It's crazy.
01:17:21.000 Magic, right?
01:17:21.000 I know.
01:17:22.000 A little corruption card.
01:17:23.000 My friend, his dad was NYPD, and we could just like park, like literally right next to Central Park at any time.
01:17:28.000 Double park, nothing would happen.
01:17:29.000 I'm going to set the chat off. 1.00
01:17:31.000 My manager is a Jewish guy. 1.00
01:17:33.000 Oh, that proves it. 0.94
01:17:34.000 Yeah, it does. 1.00
01:17:35.000 Okay, good luck finding a manager that's not Jewish, to be fair.
01:17:39.000 This manager is Jewish, too.
01:17:41.000 But he's like, look, man, I'll be standing.
01:17:45.000 Out, he had his kid standing outside his house, and some dude drove by and just was hollering slurs at him for being a Jewish guy.
01:17:51.000 He's like, And I can't get a gun to carry in New York City, blah blah blah.
01:17:56.000 All kinds of BS stuff when it comes to the city.
01:17:59.000 So, let's see, it's 21 and older to get a gun.
01:18:04.000 You got to pass a background check, you got to buy it through an FFL, you register with MPD, submit your application, two proofs of ID, you got to attend an in person appointment for fingerprint and photo.
01:18:16.000 You pay a fee of $35, 10 day waiting period.
01:18:19.000 I'll do that.
01:18:20.000 Yeah.
01:18:20.000 You can't open carry.
01:18:22.000 You can conceal carry.
01:18:23.000 Yeah, I know.
01:18:23.000 Open carry is a bad idea.
01:18:25.000 Well, you can't have magazines over 10 rounds.
01:18:27.000 I got some.
01:18:29.000 And some specific guns are banned.
01:18:32.000 No, like AK 47.
01:18:34.000 No, they don't allow what they call assault rifles in DC.
01:18:39.000 Well, yes, but typically long guns are easier to own than handguns, despite long guns being.
01:18:43.000 Why?
01:18:44.000 Because you can't hide them.
01:18:46.000 Yeah.
01:18:47.000 Mm hmm.
01:18:48.000 Sounds.
01:18:49.000 So, yeah, I'll have to look into that.
01:18:51.000 I'll talk to the boys.
01:18:53.000 Yeah, talk to the boys.
01:18:54.000 In the meantime, right now, the narrative seems to be that the Republicans are rigging the election.
01:18:58.000 Are you mad?
01:19:00.000 I mean, look, like I said, in my opinion, this is laying the narrative groundwork for the Democrats to accuse Republicans of stealing the election, being illegitimate, and having some kind of organized protests starting going around, the No Kings protests and stuff like that.
01:19:19.000 Having that stuff be nationwide.
01:19:21.000 And if you look at what data Republicans.
01:19:24.000 You're implying Republicans will win.
01:19:26.000 If they claim Republicans are cheating and Democrats win, there's not going to be a problem.
01:19:30.000 No, I don't think that it matters.
01:19:32.000 I do think that the Democrats are going to win, are going to take the House.
01:19:35.000 And I think they're going to.
01:19:36.000 If the Democrats take the House, they'll still say, look, the Republicans that won, they're illegitimate.
01:19:42.000 And it doesn't take very much to get people riled up.
01:19:45.000 Right?
01:19:46.000 Well, they should do it in Texas because it's Tennessee.
01:19:48.000 What are they? 0.54
01:19:48.000 Oh, the Democrats are supposed to win in Tennessee. 0.54
01:19:50.000 What's going on?
01:19:51.000 This machine must be not working.
01:19:53.000 I mean, it.
01:19:54.000 Your point's well taken, but still, my concern is the kind of stuff that will activate the rioters, basically, because there's all kinds of people that are out there that are looking for a reason to get out into the streets.
01:20:11.000 You've got all kinds of dark money, all kinds of money that'll flow to these organizations, all kinds of NGOs.
01:20:16.000 You've got the whole USAID apparatus that they didn't just evaporate when USAID was shut down.
01:20:24.000 So, I strongly recommend people look at the stuff that Data Republicans are posting and be aware of what she's talking about.
01:20:33.000 The kind of color revolution that she lays out, that she asserts that the former NGO people and USAID people are involved in, they've had success in other countries and they're trying to use that model here, is what she's saying.
01:20:49.000 And in my opinion, it's something that they've been laying the groundwork for a while.
01:20:54.000 And this kind of thing, oh, the election machines are rigged and the Republicans are actually trying to steal the election and stuff that falls right in line with what that a Republican was saying that's going to happen, or the NGOs are trying to make happen the narrative that it's an illegitimate election, regardless of who wins.
01:21:15.000 And to be honest with you, if the Democrats win or the Democrats take the House, it does make for a situation that's actually better for the Democrats because they can insulate people.
01:21:28.000 That are out there trying to protest and stuff.
01:21:30.000 So, I mean, I think that it's something that I've noticed.
01:21:35.000 I was on a radio show a few weeks ago, actually, with Christine Pelosi.
01:21:41.000 Oh, really?
01:21:43.000 I don't think she knew that I was going to be on.
01:21:45.000 It was kind of a surprise.
01:21:46.000 Was she like, oh no, I'm going to get actually killed?
01:21:49.000 I mean, she's running for office right now in San Francisco.
01:21:52.000 So, I think she, yeah, I mean, she probably didn't want to be on a show with me.
01:21:56.000 But yeah, the guy that was there, He was going off about, you know, it was kind of like this where we had different people.
01:22:02.000 And he was going off about how Trump wasn't really, he was an illegitimate president and he's not really the president.
01:22:08.000 And the guy that was interviewing us was actually a Democrat, but he's more common sense kind of.
01:22:13.000 And he's like, You don't think Donald Trump won the 2024?
01:22:16.000 Are you kidding me right now?
01:22:18.000 Are you a Democrat election denier?
01:22:20.000 Yeah, I just spent.
01:22:21.000 And they actually, like, I'm seeing this.
01:22:23.000 That's part of the reason that they're pushing for the Democrats actually to vote in person this year on election day instead of vote by mail, is because they are convinced that there's going to be ballot tampering.
01:22:32.000 On the way here, you know, because we've been commuting now, right?
01:22:35.000 We drive and it's like, uh, it's like about an hour drive.
01:22:38.000 So I'm like, all right, you know, let's like play the news while we're on our way here.
01:22:41.000 I did my whole morning show, so I've got all this information in my head, but let's see what the news is talking about.
01:22:44.000 So I'm like, let's play CNN.
01:22:46.000 So I'm wearing the Tesla and I put on CNN, and they're immediately a lot just going, it's a discussion where they're like, so Elon Musk, right?
01:22:55.000 He's manipulating these elections.
01:22:56.000 I mean, he is manipulating them.
01:22:58.000 He's putting all this money in, and I'm like, and they're like, should he be allowed to do this?
01:23:01.000 And the guy's like, it is pretty shocking how bad and how corrupt it's become.
01:23:04.000 It's legal, it's legal too.
01:23:05.000 But the point is, I'm immediately like, this is not news.
01:23:09.000 So then I'm like, I'm going to put on like CNBC or just something else.
01:23:12.000 And I put on CNBC. 0.99
01:23:13.000 And then once again, it's just like a woman and a guy smack talking somebody.
01:23:18.000 And it's just complaints about a person.
01:23:19.000 And I'm like, I'm getting mad.
01:23:20.000 I'm like, this is not news.
01:23:22.000 So I put on MS Now.
01:23:23.000 And I'm like, maybe they'll at least talk about what Trump is doing, right?
01:23:26.000 No, of course not.
01:23:27.000 Why would I think otherwise?
01:23:28.000 All they were doing was like, so Elon Musk is evil, right?
01:23:31.000 And the guy's like, I think he is.
01:23:31.000 And I'm like, oh my God, like in a Tesla, nonetheless.
01:23:34.000 So then I'm just like, is there any news?
01:23:36.000 Is anyone doing news right now?
01:23:38.000 No, all of the channels were just talking about people.
01:23:40.000 I got to give a shout out to CBS on the way here.
01:23:42.000 They were talking news.
01:23:44.000 Good for them.
01:23:44.000 They were talking about news.
01:23:46.000 I think that's kind of evidence to what we're talking about.
01:23:51.000 It's not about news anymore.
01:23:53.000 It's about laying out the narrative so that way low information voters or low information people, people that only read the headlines or whatever, listen for 15, 20 minutes, they get fed the narrative that they want.
01:24:05.000 No, I got to be honest.
01:24:05.000 It's like a dream come true for politicians.
01:24:07.000 Because imagine 20 years ago, 30 years ago, You're sitting there being like, what's our message to try and sell people for the vote?
01:24:14.000 And how are we countering their message?
01:24:17.000 These days, it's like, it's so easy. 0.99
01:24:18.000 All I got to do is say that he hates gay people. 0.99
01:24:21.000 You know, that's it. 1.00
01:24:23.000 You know, he's racist.
01:24:25.000 I'm not racist.
01:24:26.000 Yeah, you are.
01:24:26.000 And that's it.
01:24:27.000 And Republicans always do this.
01:24:29.000 They always argue the Democrat framing instead of reframing.
01:24:32.000 Miserable tactics.
01:24:34.000 So it's like, the Democrats say Republicans are racist, and the Republicans have a debate about whether or not they're actually racist.
01:24:39.000 And it's like, why don't we just not debate whether you are and whether they are?
01:24:43.000 Correct response for someone calling you racist is just to insult them because that's exactly what they're doing.
01:24:49.000 There's no way.
01:24:49.000 Well, you got to reframe.
01:24:51.000 The premise of the conversation must be that your opponent is bad, not you are bad.
01:24:55.000 You should not be defending yourself from an accusation.
01:24:57.000 They should be defending themselves.
01:24:58.000 Yeah. 0.92
01:24:58.000 So you can say something like, you're calling me racist, a pedophile calling me racist. 0.92
01:25:04.000 Yeah. 0.96
01:25:04.000 And then instantly, you crank it up to 11. 0.96
01:25:07.000 And they're like, did you just call me that?
01:25:08.000 How did you get that from me?
01:25:09.000 And they'll be like, look, I see things on the internet, man.
01:25:11.000 You know?
01:25:11.000 And maybe they're not real.
01:25:12.000 Maybe they're not real.
01:25:14.000 And then they're going to be like, how dare you call me that?
01:25:16.000 And instantly, they're on the defensive.
01:25:17.000 Yeah.
01:25:17.000 Republicans never reframe.
01:25:19.000 And that's why, with all due respect to Rolo the other day when he mentioned at study, And he was like, it says that young boys are being fed this corrupting information from the manosphere, but like they're only getting fed that information because they're setting up their Instagram.
01:25:29.000 And I'm like, stop.
01:25:31.000 You're immediately agreeing with their premise that the information from the manosphere is bad and you're arguing how they're getting the bad information instead of saying, oh, so children are getting healthy and uplifting content about being a better person.
01:25:43.000 Yeah.
01:25:44.000 The narrative, you know, the attempts to just outline the narrative for people so that way people have the preconception in their head.
01:25:52.000 That's something that the news has been.
01:25:55.000 I mean, they've been doing it definitely since Donald Trump started running, right?
01:25:59.000 Like the Trump is this, Trump is that, he's all these things. 0.98
01:26:02.000 Now people just knee jerk go to Donald Trump is this, this monster and stuff. 0.97
01:26:08.000 And I mean, I imagine that you've seen a lot of that coming from the world of Trump. 0.97
01:26:14.000 Absolutely.
01:26:15.000 I mean, it was a huge fundraising opportunity for them.
01:26:18.000 You know, the fact that actually, if Donald Trump didn't win, I think it'd actually be really hard for them to raise money, believe it or not.
01:26:25.000 But yeah, they're just so motivated to paint him as like a certain way or to reflexively react to anything that he does, even when it's good, right?
01:26:33.000 And even when they should agree that it's good, like shutting down the border, right?
01:26:37.000 They just reflexively react and they can't, I don't know, they can't help themselves.
01:26:42.000 A lot of Democrats, you guys, I naively thought that they would be receptive to my book, that they would be interested maybe because they did lose all seven swing states in 2024, right?
01:26:53.000 Because I voted for Trump, it's like they automatically write me off because it's like, How could you have gone there?
01:27:00.000 How many, like, do you have any friends that any anyone that was or is a Democrat that was your friend that is still your friend, or is basically everyone excommunicated?
01:27:09.000 Oh, basically, everybody.
01:27:10.000 Yeah, I was looking at my uh, at my wedding reception video the other day just for fun.
01:27:15.000 It popped up.
01:27:15.000 I was showing my son, and I was like, oh my god, everybody in this video except for blood family, yeah, and like my husband's best friend is completely out of our lives.
01:27:27.000 Is your husband also a Republican now?
01:27:30.000 He's kind of been red pilled, he was more on the left.
01:27:32.000 But he really hated the way that he saw me get treated inside of Denver because of my skin color, basically.
01:27:38.000 Because of your skin color.
01:27:39.000 Because of my skin color, yeah.
01:27:41.000 So he's kind of shifted his perspective, too.
01:27:47.000 Well, there's this clip of me from Trigonometry that goes viral nonstop.
01:27:51.000 Have you guys seen it?
01:27:52.000 Which one?
01:27:53.000 No.
01:27:53.000 The one where the Trigonometry guys are like, you call the left a cult, but we could just easily say the same thing about the right.
01:27:58.000 And I said, well, you'd be wrong.
01:28:00.000 And then I was like, Donald Trump, former liberal.
01:28:01.000 RFK Jr., former liberal.
01:28:02.000 Tulsi Gabbard, former liberal.
01:28:04.000 Tim Poole, former liberal.
01:28:05.000 Joe Rogan.
01:28:05.000 Former liberal.
01:28:06.000 And then I said, You guys can invite the left and the right on your show.
01:28:09.000 The left won't do it.
01:28:10.000 The right comes on.
01:28:11.000 And they were like, Yeah, we, I was like, We can't get leftists to come on Tim or liberals to come on Tim Kest IRL.
01:28:15.000 They refuse to have these conversations.
01:28:17.000 They then agree, like, same thing for us.
01:28:19.000 They won't come on the show.
01:28:20.000 And then I said, If, I was like, Charlie Kirk, Christian conservative, invites me, pro choice, moderate Tim Pool, onto his stage so that I get a chance to debate my point of view to his fans and followers.
01:28:31.000 What would happen if you went to a liberal event and defied any of their social orthodoxy?
01:28:36.000 You'd be threatened with violence.
01:28:38.000 Yeah.
01:28:38.000 This post just like, it, it, Like every day, I see it go like on Instagram with tons of views on it, or whatever, and people reacting to it because it's true.
01:28:48.000 It's true.
01:28:48.000 And I think deep down, everybody knows it.
01:28:51.000 I think a lot of the default libs know it.
01:28:53.000 And they're just like, but I'm going to keep my head down because I don't want to get into a fight.
01:28:56.000 I mean, maybe, but there's a lot of, there are still so many people that just do not believe or do not, just don't see reality.
01:29:06.000 I mean, I spent last week, I was in LA and I was hanging out with a good friend.
01:29:10.000 And he was talking about, you know, we got into a discussion about politics.
01:29:15.000 And I was like, look, the left is very organized and the right is not.
01:29:19.000 They are very organized.
01:29:20.000 Yeah.
01:29:20.000 And he was just like, pfft.
01:29:22.000 The left is organized.
01:29:23.000 What are you talking about?
01:29:24.000 I'm like, the left is where like activism lives, right?
01:29:28.000 Like, that is just kind of, you know, common knowledge.
01:29:32.000 And he was, and again, he's not very politically aware.
01:29:37.000 Like, he doesn't like Donald Trump.
01:29:39.000 You know, he's a left, center left leaning kind of guy.
01:29:43.000 But, you know, he was like, no, he's like the right.
01:29:46.000 And I don't remember what his example was, but I'm just like, the left is where all of the protests are.
01:29:54.000 Yeah, cool.
01:29:55.000 Because they're organized.
01:29:56.000 I mean, that's their historical tradition going way back.
01:29:59.000 Yeah, and it hasn't changed.
01:30:01.000 Yeah, he's just not.
01:30:03.000 I've learned that Republicans aren't as, like, they don't do field operations.
01:30:07.000 I heard that the Trump campaign did, which speaks to why it's part of their.
01:30:11.000 Yeah, they don't do field operations.
01:30:12.000 It's mind blowing to me because at this point, during, we call it GOTV on the Democratic side, like, you're reaching out to all of these ballots that you've been chasing for, like, the past year, all of the voters that you've ID'd.
01:30:25.000 We're knocking their doors, we're calling them incessantly, texting them, you know, have you voted?
01:30:31.000 Have you voted?
01:30:31.000 If you haven't, I'm going to come to your house, sort of thing.
01:30:34.000 I heard that Republican campaigns don't do this.
01:30:36.000 They just rely on mail, mail and television ads.
01:30:41.000 But the Democrats are also doing that too.
01:30:43.000 Yeah, the Democrats.
01:30:44.000 It's kind of crazy.
01:30:45.000 The Democrats do things like they will go pick you up and bring you to the polls.
01:30:49.000 Yeah, but could you imagine if Republicans actually did do that?
01:30:52.000 Because they've been winning elections.
01:30:54.000 If they actually matched the Democrats on the organization stuff, it would be a lot harder for them.
01:31:00.000 We live in a totally different country.
01:31:02.000 But yeah, Republicans, and I don't know if it's a situation where, like, Republicans, the old narrative is that Republicans, you know, they're too busy doing normal person things.
01:31:12.000 They're out there, you know, they're going to work, and there's way more Democrats that are activists that are trying to affect change or what have you.
01:31:21.000 And it is a much more attractive idea that you're an agent of change than you're just trying to keep the status quo, which generally conservatives are looking to conserve.
01:31:35.000 What we already have.
01:31:36.000 I want to pull this up.
01:31:37.000 This actually is getting, this post is going around as of this show.
01:31:41.000 Will Chamberlain pointing out this interview with Ilhan Omar.
01:31:43.000 I'm just going to play it for you and not read anything, and you got to hear this.
01:31:47.000 To do this that doesn't sound like I'm insane.
01:31:51.000 And I'm saying this up front because the President of the United States is one of the biggest bullhorns, right?
01:31:56.000 And every time he talks about you, he will casually say something wild about you tonight.
01:32:03.000 Like he will tweet, Ilhan Omar, she married your brother, blah, blah, blah.
01:32:06.000 You think you've seen that, you think yourself.
01:32:08.000 Boy, that sounds odd.
01:32:10.000 It seems unlikely that she married her brother.
01:32:11.000 There are right wing people who believe that this man was your brother. 0.82
01:32:16.000 You would call it a disgusting lie.
01:32:19.000 Who was this man that was your husband?
01:32:21.000 When did they start saying that he was your brother?
01:32:24.000 Why?
01:32:26.000 It started with the Somali blog that I don't know if it still exists, but somebody put in there that he had to have been my brother or something to that effect.
01:32:37.000 And right wing.
01:32:40.000 Conspiracy theorists in Minneapolis got a hold of it and they just kind of went and like found random people who were like, She introduced us, you know, she introduced him to us and said he was her brother, which is, you know, insane.
01:32:57.000 I mean, I don't know those people that they talk about.
01:33:00.000 You were not related to him at all.
01:33:03.000 Not that.
01:33:04.000 So there's not some weird kernel of truth that's through some game at all.
01:33:06.000 Not to my knowledge.
01:33:08.000 That was the big gotcha, right?
01:33:09.000 In terms of what you're talking about.
01:33:12.000 You balded.
01:33:12.000 Look at me at the same time.
01:33:14.000 Not to my knowledge.
01:33:17.000 What do you mean, not to your knowledge?
01:33:19.000 If someone said, Tim, are you and Tate related?
01:33:21.000 I'd say no.
01:33:22.000 Well, not to my knowledge.
01:33:23.000 There may be six cousins, maybe on the Scottish.
01:33:26.000 That's the gingerbread guy from Shrek.
01:33:31.000 Wait, I'll play the rest.
01:33:32.000 That no longer seems to be the issue that they are putatively investigating, right?
01:33:39.000 They've now moved on to whatever your representations your father made in his naturalization process about you.
01:33:47.000 Who's her dad?
01:33:47.000 You understand?
01:33:49.000 It's also very convenient because my dad's no longer alive.
01:33:52.000 Right.
01:33:54.000 No, no, I know, but like, what's her dad's?
01:33:57.000 On formal record, what's her dad's name?
01:34:02.000 It is.
01:34:05.000 I just had it.
01:34:06.000 It is Nur Omar Muhammad.
01:34:11.000 That's the official early life. 0.56
01:34:14.000 Sure.
01:34:15.000 And then this.
01:34:15.000 You called him something else.
01:34:16.000 And then there's this tweet.
01:34:18.000 She's where she says, Happy Father's Day to my Abo Nur said, I am forever grateful to Allah for giving me the best father.
01:34:25.000 A it's a link to Instagram.
01:34:27.000 And I guess what you said, she's deleted this, yeah.
01:34:29.000 She purged it, but now everyone's reposting this.
01:34:32.000 If someone dug through all of her archive tweets, yep, because Nur Omar Muhammad is not her father, or who is she talking about?
01:34:39.000 Is she gonna argue like, No, it was just like a guy who was really close to my family who looked after us, so I called him my father, right?
01:34:46.000 I'm sorry, when when when he said.
01:34:49.000 Is there any weird kernel of truth to this?
01:34:50.000 And she goes, Not to my knowledge.
01:34:53.000 She's preparing.
01:34:55.000 What that says to me is, She knows it's about to come out that they're related, and she's going to play the I had no idea.
01:35:03.000 I didn't know we were related.
01:35:04.000 Oh my, how crazy.
01:35:05.000 When was this recorded?
01:35:06.000 Do you know?
01:35:07.000 I don't know, but it's getting posted right now.
01:35:09.000 It was like an hour ago.
01:35:10.000 Yeah.
01:35:11.000 Oh, he talked to her an hour ago.
01:35:13.000 Yeah.
01:35:13.000 Look at Brooklyn, Dad Defines, the one who originally posted it, and then Will Chamberlain grabbed it to be like, Wait, what do you mean, not to my knowledge?
01:35:20.000 Leave people the effluent.
01:35:21.000 What really irks me about this.
01:35:23.000 Is that Star Tribune, a liberal publication, said she may have married her brother.
01:35:28.000 Oh, really?
01:35:29.000 Yeah, my preface for talking about all of this is that following the social media posts and the claims, there seems to be a preponderance of evidence that she married her brother as immigration fraud, not for incest.
01:35:41.000 She married him to get him a student visa to come to the United States or a family visa so he could study, and then he left shortly after.
01:35:49.000 There is a preponderance of evidence to this case.
01:35:51.000 There's social media posts, statements made by her and people around her, and the name, as well as the fact that.
01:35:58.000 She was already married to another guy under Somali tradition, but not legally married in the United States.
01:36:04.000 Yeah, and then she marries this guy while still being married to another guy.
01:36:06.000 And it's like the whole thing is very strange, not to mention the same last name.
01:36:10.000 And now you have a criminal investigation.
01:36:12.000 And don't forget, Biden started an investigation under her.
01:36:15.000 This is not, this is a bipartisan thing.
01:36:17.000 And then you get liberals being like, it's crazy.
01:36:19.000 Like, this is no, there's no way it's possible.
01:36:21.000 And it's like, bro, I don't care, man.
01:36:24.000 I read the news, I read the Star Tribune.
01:36:26.000 The Star Tribune presented evidence and said she may have married her brother.
01:36:30.000 And I went, wow, that's crazy.
01:36:31.000 And then when I reference a liberal publication, they go, Tim, you're far right.
01:36:34.000 Yeah.
01:36:34.000 Well, I mean, they're going to call you far right anytime you point out that a Democrat or they've done something wrong.
01:36:41.000 You've got to take the opposite position.
01:36:43.000 Ilhan Omar didn't marry her brother. 0.75
01:36:46.000 Her brother made her. 0.97
01:36:47.000 Yeah.
01:36:47.000 Her brother made her.
01:36:48.000 You know, she was just like, whoa.
01:36:50.000 But look, I mean, Brooklyn Dad Defiant is definitely just one of the guys that would circle the wagon.
01:36:56.000 Doesn't matter what is said, he's going to assert that the Democrats did the right thing or the good guys and Republicans.
01:37:02.000 And the Grazensteins. 0.93
01:37:03.000 Bad.
01:37:04.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:37:04.000 Like, like.
01:37:05.000 Literally, Donald Trump can save a bag of puppies from a burning building, and the crash scenes are going to be like Trump abused those puppies. 0.78
01:37:11.000 Yeah.
01:37:11.000 And I mean, look, they're the same people.
01:37:13.000 There are people that are just like that on the right that no matter what happens, they're going to take the conservative view and they're going to push that narrative.
01:37:20.000 But again, Biden's DOJ started the investigation.
01:37:25.000 We started an investigation, the finances.
01:37:28.000 Which I think was the winery stuff.
01:37:29.000 Yeah.
01:37:30.000 Started an investigation.
01:37:31.000 It was like campaign finance stuff, too.
01:37:32.000 Did he do that?
01:37:34.000 Biden did.
01:37:34.000 The wine?
01:37:34.000 Yeah.
01:37:35.000 Well, because she filed this paperwork saying that her, like, A couple hundred thousand dollar winery was now with 35 million.
01:37:41.000 And then immediately we're like, oops, no, it's not.
01:37:43.000 And now you got Comer being like, yeah, actually, they were selling empty barrels.
01:37:46.000 Yeah.
01:37:47.000 Like, yo, that's like, you think corruption stuff.
01:37:50.000 I think they just fill them with water, you know?
01:37:53.000 Or just buy wine.
01:37:54.000 Open it.
01:37:55.000 Or just not, you know, not launder money.
01:37:58.000 Well, no, what I'm saying is like, you buy real wine and then claim it's your special blend and mark it up.
01:38:04.000 And so you're selling casks of wine.
01:38:06.000 I don't know.
01:38:08.000 Isn't that haram, though?
01:38:10.000 I'm pretty sure fraud is.
01:38:11.000 The other weird thing about the winery is that I heard that they didn't actually have a vineyard.
01:38:17.000 Well, it's Minnesota, right?
01:38:19.000 No, it's, well, the Santa Rosa, California.
01:38:21.000 I don't know if that matters.
01:38:22.000 They don't actually have a physical vineyard.
01:38:24.000 But I mean, if you've got a winery, like a place where you can take grapes and make wine, do you need to grow the grapes yourself?
01:38:32.000 They usually do.
01:38:32.000 I think so.
01:38:34.000 Sure.
01:38:34.000 In Napa.
01:38:35.000 Yeah, but I'm saying, like, if you've got a big building that can process grapes into wine, do you need to grow them?
01:38:39.000 I don't think you do.
01:38:40.000 No, I guess you could just buy them.
01:38:41.000 You had a winery.
01:38:42.000 But they weren't doing that either.
01:38:43.000 I think that's how you make the wine allegedly different than the other wine, is you grow the grapes yourself.
01:38:49.000 Otherwise, it would taste the same, right?
01:38:51.000 I mean, bro, can you tell the difference between the grapes?
01:38:53.000 It doesn't matter when you're laundering your wine.
01:38:55.000 I can't.
01:38:55.000 No.
01:38:55.000 I cannot.
01:38:56.000 I'm like, I buy an expensive one.
01:38:57.000 You know what I love?
01:38:57.000 I go to these fancy restaurants and I'm like, what's the best one?
01:39:00.000 And they're like, they point to one, it's like a $100 bottle.
01:39:03.000 And then I'm like, what about that one?
01:39:04.000 I point to the $1,000 one.
01:39:05.000 They're like, they're no good.
01:39:07.000 And I'm like, I figured.
01:39:08.000 They were like, the reason, I swear to God, go to a high end restaurant and the servers will always tell you the same thing.
01:39:13.000 The reason we have the $1,000, $5,000 bottle.
01:39:16.000 Is because very wealthy people want to show off.
01:39:18.000 They want people to see them with the golden encrusted.
01:39:20.000 Bro, I went to.
01:39:22.000 Yo, where were we at?
01:39:24.000 I can't remember where we were.
01:39:27.000 We were in.
01:39:28.000 Italy.
01:39:29.000 Nah, not out of the country.
01:39:31.000 Hold on.
01:39:32.000 Where did we just.
01:39:32.000 LA?
01:39:33.000 No, it wasn't LA.
01:39:35.000 You were in LA recently.
01:39:36.000 Where have I traveled to recently?
01:39:38.000 Chicago.
01:39:39.000 Pennsylvania.
01:39:40.000 LA.
01:39:40.000 Sarasota.
01:39:42.000 Minneapolis.
01:39:44.000 Sarasota.
01:39:44.000 I can't remember where we were.
01:39:45.000 Sarasota was earlier.
01:39:46.000 But it was like a few months ago.
01:39:48.000 All blurs together.
01:39:49.000 They had a, no, they had a bottle of Louis that was $5,000 a shot. 0.99
01:39:59.000 What?
01:40:00.000 I think that was in Sarasota.
01:40:02.000 Oh, Vegas, maybe.
01:40:03.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:40:05.000 How many did you buy?
01:40:06.000 Well, I just got one round for all the guys.
01:40:09.000 I'm kidding.
01:40:09.000 Hell no.
01:40:10.000 I was like, are you nuts? 0.98
01:40:11.000 And then I pointed the $20 whiskey and some guy, so I was like, we're going to get whiskey. 0.96
01:40:17.000 I was like, none for me, but for everybody else.
01:40:18.000 And then I pointed to the one and I was like, How much is that?
01:40:20.000 And they were like, Oh, those are like 10 bucks.
01:40:21.000 And I was like, Let's get that.
01:40:22.000 And the guy across the table, he's like, Do not get that.
01:40:25.000 He was like, Look at it.
01:40:26.000 It's almost whiskey, but it's see through.
01:40:28.000 And I was like, Okay, what should we get?
01:40:29.000 And he pointed to another one that was comparably priced, but darker.
01:40:33.000 Was this Vegas?
01:40:34.000 Where was this?
01:40:35.000 You're going to drink whiskey, drink Jameson.
01:40:37.000 It had to have been Vegas, and I just can't remember what casino it would have been.
01:40:40.000 Good Irish whiskey.
01:40:41.000 I mean, I remember like New Year's Eve, Charlestown, like four or five years ago, we did something similar.
01:40:46.000 Lafroy.
01:40:46.000 Yeah.
01:40:47.000 Yeah, we got Lafroy.
01:40:48.000 And those were expensive, but not that expensive.
01:40:51.000 That was like $100 a shot.
01:40:53.000 No, it was less than that.
01:40:54.000 Oh.
01:40:54.000 Yeah, Lafroy is good.
01:40:55.000 It's not that good.
01:40:56.000 And it tastes like licking an ashtray.
01:40:59.000 It does, you know.
01:41:01.000 Was it scotch whiskey or was it regular?
01:41:03.000 Lafroy?
01:41:03.000 Lafroy, yeah.
01:41:04.000 Lafroy is scotch.
01:41:05.000 Yeah.
01:41:05.000 And it's like, they call it ashy and earthen.
01:41:07.000 And I'm like, yeah, licking an ashtray.
01:41:08.000 I don't like scotch personally.
01:41:10.000 I don't know.
01:41:10.000 I guess because, like, with an old fashioned, you get smoky.
01:41:14.000 So there are people who like the ashy, you know?
01:41:16.000 Not for me.
01:41:17.000 But I watched somebody, I watched a video online of the best old fashioned I've ever seen where they took an orange slice and put brown sugar on it and then torched it and then put it in.
01:41:25.000 I was like, oh, man.
01:41:26.000 Sounds delicious.
01:41:27.000 That's how you do it.
01:41:29.000 But I don't drink.
01:41:29.000 I don't drink, you know?
01:41:30.000 So I don't drink.
01:41:31.000 Might have, like, wine sometimes.
01:41:33.000 Wine's okay.
01:41:34.000 A couple times a year, I might have a glass of wine.
01:41:37.000 I used to drink a lot.
01:41:39.000 So did I.
01:41:40.000 I think I drank enough.
01:41:41.000 Really?
01:41:42.000 Yeah.
01:41:42.000 For a whole lifetime.
01:41:44.000 Well, it's just so expensive.
01:41:46.000 Yeah.
01:41:46.000 It is expensive.
01:41:47.000 I think it was Bellagio.
01:41:48.000 I'll take the Diet Coke.
01:41:49.000 That's $4.
01:41:51.000 Can't win.
01:41:53.000 Yeah, it was Bellagio.
01:41:55.000 Where?
01:41:55.000 Where they had the Louis.
01:41:57.000 It was like.
01:41:57.000 Oh, okay.
01:41:58.000 Yeah.
01:41:58.000 Did you do the buffet?
01:42:00.000 No.
01:42:00.000 It's always been my dream to go to the Bellagio buffet.
01:42:03.000 Really?
01:42:04.000 I absolutely hate the Wynn Casino. 0.91
01:42:06.000 It is the worst casino I've ever been to.
01:42:08.000 Did you go there for the buffet?
01:42:10.000 No, I'll never go back there.
01:42:11.000 Why?
01:42:13.000 You know, I'm going to get in trouble talking about it.
01:42:15.000 And I was told by a lot of people that I should definitely bring it up.
01:42:20.000 But I was like, it's not worth getting banned from a place where they do the World Poker Tour because of a bad experience.
01:42:26.000 But I'm going to say it anyway.
01:42:28.000 Two guys broke into my room that worked for the win for some strange reason.
01:42:32.000 And I think they were trying to rob me.
01:42:34.000 So this was a year ago.
01:42:36.000 I played the World Poker Tour live stream event, which was a $5,000 buy in.
01:42:41.000 Usually, if you're buying in, You're going to have, we say like two or three bullets.
01:42:46.000 So, anybody who knows that I'm playing there in a game where it's 5K, I ended up cashing out at like, I think, 6,000 something.
01:42:54.000 So, I went up like 1,600 bucks.
01:42:56.000 And then we're on East Coast time.
01:42:59.000 So, my wife and I were in bed at like nine o'clock on a Saturday because to us it was midnight and we have a baby.
01:43:07.000 And in the middle of the night, two guys, well, actually, it's the middle of the night, but like around like 9 30, 10, two employees walk into our room.
01:43:15.000 Without knocking, and we have the door cracked open, and my wife screams, and they freak out and they run out the door.
01:43:22.000 She's screaming, No, no, no, no.
01:43:24.000 And I wake up and I'm like, Whoa, what's going on?
01:43:27.000 And then they started panicking, trying to make up fake reasons why they were claiming they were coming into our room.
01:43:32.000 So, what I think happened was, and I could be totally wrong, but my presumption is I had just played a high profile live stream poker game with thousands of dollars. 0.91
01:43:41.000 Liv Bowery was there, she won like 30 grand or some stupid amount of money. 0.94
01:43:44.000 She's amazing, she's great at poker. 0.95
01:43:46.000 And I ended up going up.
01:43:47.000 You know, $1,500.
01:43:49.000 But if you know anything about poker, you know that everyone at the table is coming with more than just the one buy in, which means you're going to have cash or chips.
01:43:56.000 I think they presumed it's Saturday night between 9 and 10.
01:44:01.000 They're going to be out doing something.
01:44:04.000 They're not going to be in their room.
01:44:05.000 Right.
01:44:06.000 And so this is our chance to go in their room and do whatever we want.
01:44:11.000 I can't, we were in a suite, so I don't understand.
01:44:14.000 Like, there's literally no other reason for, and it was like a food guy and like a bellhop guy.
01:44:20.000 Like, I've never had that happen.
01:44:24.000 And then they made a bunch of fake claims at first.
01:44:25.000 They were like, oh, we were checking.
01:44:29.000 It was a wellness check.
01:44:30.000 And we were like, what?
01:44:32.000 You entered our room without knocking at like 9 30 for a wellness check, and they were freaking out like they were panicked, I guess.
01:44:39.000 And I was super angry.
01:44:41.000 And then I talked to people, and they were like, You got to report this, you got to post about this, you got to talk about it because those guys probably were trying to steal your money.
01:44:48.000 Yeah, they're probably gonna go through like, Look, you're in a suite, you're a high profile guy, you have a lot of money.
01:44:51.000 They go in your room, they're gonna find something, they're gonna find jewelry, they're gonna find watches, they're gonna find shoes.
01:44:56.000 There's literally no reason for the people to be walking.
01:44:59.000 Like, my wife was like, One of the guys was a guy who delivered food to her like two hours earlier, so he comes in the room.
01:45:08.000 He brings the food in, he leaves, they come back a couple hours later, and surprise, surprise, the East Coasters were in bed at nine o'clock with our sleeping daughter.
01:45:17.000 And I was pissed.
01:45:18.000 Yeah.
01:45:19.000 I was absolutely pissed.
01:45:21.000 So they were just absolutely miserable to me at the win.
01:45:25.000 And, you know, I had a bunch of people say, like, you got to say something.
01:45:28.000 And I was like, they do the World Poker Tour there every December.
01:45:33.000 And in the event I actually want to go and play, they're going to say something like, I'm sorry you had a bad experience.
01:45:38.000 You've disparaged us.
01:45:39.000 You're banned from the property.
01:45:40.000 Yeah.
01:45:40.000 So I was like, I'm going to let it go.
01:45:42.000 I don't know what was going on, but there you go.
01:45:44.000 There's the story.
01:45:44.000 Now everyone in the world knows.
01:45:46.000 Shame on you, Wynn.
01:45:48.000 Yeah, freaky.
01:45:49.000 I like the lose casino.
01:45:51.000 Yeah, well, you know.
01:45:52.000 All right.
01:45:54.000 Yup.
01:45:54.000 And I got to say, like, MGM, they treat me like a king.
01:45:58.000 It's wild.
01:45:59.000 Like, it really is.
01:46:00.000 Like, I walk into an MGM anywhere I go, and, like, there's a guy in a suit.
01:46:03.000 He goes, Mr. Pool.
01:46:04.000 And I'm like, whoa.
01:46:05.000 Whoa.
01:46:06.000 I already know you, huh?
01:46:07.000 You know, they say that every casino, they're watching the cameras.
01:46:12.000 And they have people tracking for when high profile people show up to know specifically for two reasons.
01:46:17.000 They want to be aware of any PR incidents that may arise because there was like an incident where, who was it who got, was it Alex Stein got attacked by that football guy?
01:46:25.000 You remember that?
01:46:27.000 He was like, hey, I'm a big fan.
01:46:28.000 And the guy started chasing him and screaming at him.
01:46:30.000 So for security reasons, they're like, we need to know if, you know, like Yay is going to walk in because it can cause a big thing for us.
01:46:36.000 But also when a high profile person walks in, you want to get them to stay.
01:46:40.000 So you want, so when I walk into MGM and then like some, like, Literally, I'll walk in and there's a guy at the desk, Mr. Poole, good to see you.
01:46:46.000 And I'm like, wow.
01:46:47.000 I'm like, let's go.
01:46:48.000 Very good.
01:46:49.000 Like anything you need.
01:46:50.000 And then, especially in DC, they all know me.
01:46:53.000 And I don't go there all that often, but they are on point.
01:46:55.000 They know what they're doing.
01:46:56.000 And they're like, right this way to the VIP section, sir, free drinks.
01:46:58.000 And I'm like, man, you go there more than I do.
01:47:01.000 Is your game poker?
01:47:02.000 Oh, yeah.
01:47:03.000 I play blackjack.
01:47:04.000 I mean, I play everything, but don't gamble because gambling is bad and you can't win.
01:47:08.000 No, I love it.
01:47:09.000 You literally can't win.
01:47:10.000 You'll never win.
01:47:11.000 That's the point of casinos.
01:47:12.000 You cannot win.
01:47:13.000 I just want to say that.
01:47:14.000 You just pay to have fun.
01:47:15.000 Exactly.
01:47:16.000 The point is, you go in with a small budget that shouldn't affect your finances so you can have some free drinks and hang out with your friends and enjoy the game, knowing you're not going to make money.
01:47:25.000 The people who go and think, I'm going to hit it big, they just lose everything.
01:47:28.000 Okay, but one time.
01:47:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:47:30.000 I did get enough money to go to Hawaii.
01:47:33.000 Really?
01:47:33.000 Yeah, these things happen.
01:47:34.000 I did.
01:47:35.000 I won like a couple thousand dollars at the casino.
01:47:37.000 I was, I think I was still in college.
01:47:40.000 And I was like, you know, I'm not going to pay down my student loans.
01:47:43.000 Of course not.
01:47:44.000 I'm going to go to Hawaii.
01:47:46.000 Very smart college.
01:47:47.000 It was amazing.
01:47:48.000 All the smart college.
01:47:49.000 And then all the Democrats were like, forgive our student loans.
01:47:53.000 Exactly.
01:47:54.000 Hey, I know you've supported that policy, actually, believe it or not.
01:47:57.000 I have supported it.
01:47:57.000 Even back then.
01:47:58.000 You do?
01:47:59.000 Yeah, I think we should freeze the interest rates.
01:48:01.000 Yeah.
01:48:02.000 And then apply all payments toward the principal.
01:48:07.000 So if you took out loans for $50K and you've paid $75K, including interest, and you still own $30, wipe clean.
01:48:15.000 And just seize the interest rates.
01:48:17.000 I think the only problem, though, is that it does make it Harder if you do that, the schools are just going to assume that people aren't going to pay back their loans, they're not going to raise their prices.
01:48:27.000 You got to let me finish.
01:48:28.000 My plan is student loans are gone.
01:48:32.000 No longer can you get government financing.
01:48:34.000 Private, do whatever you want, but that's on you.
01:48:36.000 But no more federally funded anything.
01:48:40.000 So, without subsidy, you are going to see a radical change in what the costs are going to be.
01:48:44.000 Democrats can't go for that.
01:48:46.000 And interest rates frozen on moving forward.
01:48:52.000 Anything you paid applies to the principal.
01:48:54.000 So, what you get, you have to pay back.
01:48:57.000 But the reason I compromise is not because I want to give a free pass to people who took out bad deals.
01:49:01.000 It's because if young people don't get a footing and can't buy houses, then the country crumbles. 0.90
01:49:06.000 So there's got to be a compromise where we're like, how can we get Gen Z to buy houses and get jobs? 0.99
01:49:11.000 So we need to unburden them. 0.95
01:49:13.000 But if you received money and spent it, you got to pay back.
01:49:16.000 So I think that we should only forgive debt for people who actually didn't graduate.
01:49:22.000 I know people are looking at me like I'm crazy.
01:49:24.000 But it's because if you have a college degree, you actually make double in your lifetime what the average person does without a college degree.
01:49:34.000 That's why the Democrats.
01:49:36.000 There is a college degree wage premium.
01:49:39.000 It truly exists.
01:49:39.000 And that's why the Democrats are obsessed with this idea because over the last 10 years, their bases have shifted.
01:49:45.000 It's no longer working class people, it's now college educated people.
01:49:48.000 So it's a giveaway to their base. 0.96
01:49:50.000 Yes.
01:49:51.000 And for me, I'm like, I would rather, if we're going to alleviate student debt, let's do it for the people that didn't get to finish because they felt overwhelmed by how much money they were taking out.
01:50:02.000 And because they're not going to make as much, they're never going to be able to catch up.
01:50:06.000 Well, they already did eliminate a lot of it.
01:50:08.000 They already did eliminate a lot of it under Biden.
01:50:11.000 Ian talks about how one day he woke up and his student loans were just gone.
01:50:14.000 And Kamala Harris is going to win in 2028.
01:50:16.000 Democrats will sweep. 1.00
01:50:18.000 And then they're going to create techno communism because of AI.
01:50:21.000 They're definitely going to regulate AI.
01:50:23.000 And it's going to be like a massive censorship thing.
01:50:26.000 Well, what they're going to do is they're going to claim that they need to fight it, but then they're going to just take control of it and use it against their political enemies.
01:50:31.000 And they're going to radically transform the government through massive government spending because you mentioned like it's their base.
01:50:40.000 Yeah.
01:50:41.000 Democrats have lost all their jobs. 0.94
01:50:42.000 Democrats are going to lose every single job.
01:50:43.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:50:44.000 No. 0.99
01:50:45.000 So all their voters will finally be working class. 0.97
01:50:47.000 I want to.
01:50:47.000 I want to.
01:50:51.000 Just a minute before we go to the chats and the rumble rants.
01:50:58.000 AI can post social media for you.
01:51:03.000 So all of these entry level administrative jobs should not exist right now.
01:51:08.000 Yeah.
01:51:08.000 It's a matter of when the middle managers realize it.
01:51:11.000 Yep.
01:51:11.000 You need one AI manager.
01:51:14.000 And then what you do is you get 15.
01:51:17.000 This is what's really crazy.
01:51:19.000 Let's say you have a graphic designer at your company.
01:51:21.000 You create an agent, literally, it's a workspace in GPT, Claude, and Grok.
01:51:28.000 And you say to it, your job is to be a graphic designer to one of the three.
01:51:33.000 You put them in Slack.
01:51:34.000 They are now your three graphic designers.
01:51:36.000 They're in the graphic design channel where they can talk to each other, they're in your general channel where they can talk to everybody else.
01:51:41.000 You then create your coding base.
01:51:43.000 You then create your administration for payments in, payments out, things like that.
01:51:48.000 They can all communicate in Slack General, and you can sit there and watch them work as if they're employees.
01:51:53.000 This is now.
01:51:55.000 You can literally have the art director for the graphic design team, which is two or three, you can even have like four different work instances of one program of Claude talking to itself.
01:52:08.000 So the thing is, each workspace you open has different parameters.
01:52:11.000 It trains itself in its own space.
01:52:14.000 So they start the same, but can develop differently so long as they remain active.
01:52:18.000 You can then have them communicate with each other and debate and fact check.
01:52:21.000 So you can have the AI that handles social media posting and like metadata and things like that talking to the graphic design team.
01:52:31.000 The graphic design AI will be like, here's a thumbnail that'll work well for your post at 2 p.m.
01:52:36.000 And then the YouTube metrics and analytics will say, yeah, a thumbnail like that's not going to work because the red is too big.
01:52:42.000 Can you make me something that does this, that, or otherwise?
01:52:44.000 And it'll go, sure.
01:52:45.000 And then it'll make a new one.
01:52:47.000 And then it'll go, that one seems to fit better.
01:52:48.000 Thank you.
01:52:49.000 They literally talk to each other like they're people.
01:52:52.000 Yeah.
01:52:52.000 This is now.
01:52:53.000 It's happening everywhere.
01:52:54.000 And every single company in the country could implement it right now and eliminate the entire administration.
01:52:59.000 And anyone who's doing paperwork, emails, payroll, HR, gone right now.
01:53:05.000 It's just, we're looking at the after image.
01:53:08.000 It's like when Wile E. Coyote runs off the cliff and then falls and there's still smoke floating there where he was.
01:53:14.000 We're looking at the smoke.
01:53:16.000 It's like NAFTA, but for the entire country.
01:53:19.000 What do you think is going to happen?
01:53:20.000 Do you think that those people are going to just find new jobs?
01:53:23.000 No, I think they're going to throw Molotov cocktails through windows and.
01:53:26.000 They're going to start.
01:53:27.000 Going after data.
01:53:28.000 I mean, look, if you're a 35 year old guy who just lost your job and you got two kids, you're going DSA.
01:53:33.000 So, oh, okay.
01:53:35.000 You're going to be like, my job's gone.
01:53:38.000 I will not, my kids are going to eat.
01:53:40.000 So, what's the Republican Party's answer going to be?
01:53:42.000 They don't have one.
01:53:42.000 You can't just be like, oh, we need to keep cutting taxes.
01:53:44.000 No, no, the Republican Party is, we've changed AI to SI and now everyone's going to do it.
01:53:51.000 So, while people are losing their jobs, Trump's being like, full steam.
01:53:56.000 They have to have an answer.
01:53:58.000 They have to.
01:53:59.000 The answer is the Democrats are going to foment a civil war, according to Data Republican.
01:54:04.000 They're going to have a massive influx of new members because of the massive loss of jobs that we are going to get hit by from AI.
01:54:10.000 And you only need a small percentage of people to throw bricks through windows to overthrow a government.
01:54:15.000 Yep.
01:54:16.000 Republicans don't have an answer. 0.99
01:54:17.000 They're so far behind the eight ball.
01:54:19.000 Yeah.
01:54:20.000 I just wish people understood it's 11 out of 10.
01:54:26.000 When, you know, I was on the phone today with another high profile.
01:54:31.000 Person who does social media.
01:54:33.000 And I'm not going to call them out.
01:54:35.000 Their business is their business.
01:54:36.000 But we were talking about how, literally, right now, if you're a media production company, you can fire 100% of your staff.
01:54:46.000 Yep.
01:54:47.000 Not joking.
01:54:47.000 100%.
01:54:49.000 So you've got your social media, let's say your newsroom, your writers, gone.
01:54:54.000 You get four agents from different platforms and you have them all fact check each other and argue in a Slack channel and they will write an article that's better than any human can do with no days off.
01:55:04.000 Then you want legal oversight.
01:55:06.000 All of these things.
01:55:07.000 We're checking the remaining precedent and laws.
01:55:09.000 It's lawyers, everything.
01:55:11.000 So you're going to end up with, you could eliminate 100% of your staff.
01:55:15.000 You'd likely want to keep one head of legal to look over everything.
01:55:19.000 Yeah. 0.98
01:55:19.000 And they have to do very little work. 0.98
01:55:21.000 One head of content just to make sure.
01:55:23.000 But we were talking about how if you're a company that produces content, like if you're a media company, 100% of your staff is replaceable as of this month.
01:55:33.000 100%.
01:55:35.000 HR, invoicing, like you don't even need HR anymore because that's gone.
01:55:38.000 You don't need people.
01:55:40.000 Content sourcing, fact checking, done automatic.
01:55:43.000 Script writing, automatic.
01:55:45.000 Even algorithmic, like trend tracking.
01:55:49.000 So you can have three agents tracking growing trends and making predictions about what content is going to grow, while the others are sourcing content based on those metrics.
01:55:57.000 And it's all automatic.
01:55:58.000 You can literally tell these agents when I wake up at 10 a.m., I need 10 videos produced and ready to go for me to record.
01:56:04.000 And here's the craziest part for a lot of these people working on it, they don't even have to record.
01:56:08.000 They say, and then create a voice track using 11 Labs.
01:56:11.000 Yep.
01:56:12.000 It's, it's, I cannot impress upon people.
01:56:15.000 So, when I talk about this, obviously it's from a media perspective, but imagine an insurance company.
01:56:20.000 An insurance company right now can fire 100% of its staff.
01:56:25.000 Yeah.
01:56:26.000 Because the amount of money they would save would cover the cost of any fraudulent claims.
01:56:32.000 So, how many adjusters do they got to hire to go and actually check the claims?
01:56:35.000 Don't worry.
01:56:36.000 You're going to save $50 million per year.
01:56:38.000 So, if you're getting $30 million in fraudulent claims, it won't matter because you have zero staff and you're already making 20 more by firing everybody.
01:56:45.000 To be fair, then, you could spend an extra $5 million on adjusters and make sure you don't have any fraud and reduce your costs.
01:56:49.000 Illahan Omar.
01:56:50.000 We're going to go to your rants and chats.
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01:56:59.000 TechRoo says selling empty wine barrels is just the Hunter Biden art scam all over again.
01:57:04.000 It's real. 0.99
01:57:06.000 Blade Blackburn says, Yo, Phil, if we are still helping you learn new things, let me teach you how to hate commies properly. 0.99
01:57:13.000 We'll save that one for the uncensored.
01:57:14.000 What's wrong with how I hate commies?
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01:57:27.000 Congratulations.
01:57:29.000 Ominous title.
01:57:30.000 Yeah.
01:57:30.000 All right.
01:57:31.000 You know, Paglia?
01:57:32.000 That could be interesting.
01:57:33.000 Could be. 0.99
01:57:34.000 LS58 says Between a Somali or a bear, I choose the bear. 0.99
01:57:38.000 Hey.
01:57:39.000 JC says, Long time listener, first time rant.
01:57:41.000 Welcomed home my second grandchild, Fernando, today, though I don't think he'll be on X anytime soon.
01:57:47.000 Let's go.
01:57:48.000 No, we'll walk on.
01:57:49.000 You should.
01:57:49.000 Why not?
01:57:50.000 Look.
01:57:50.000 Why not?
01:57:51.000 Oh, no.
01:57:52.000 Christian Unk says, Well, boys, Bioware is dead.
01:57:55.000 The next Mass Effect is canceled. 0.99
01:57:56.000 Go Woco broke.
01:57:57.000 I hope Xbox will buy the IP back and return it to an Xbox only game and use the methods that made the OT a success.
01:58:04.000 I bet Sony's been eating Microsoft's lunch on the exclusives.
01:58:09.000 Well, the new CEO at Microsoft is pretty good.
01:58:14.000 Really?
01:58:14.000 Seems so, yeah.
01:58:15.000 D Claus says, Phil, they're making Beekeeper 2.
01:58:17.000 I'm in.
01:58:18.000 Beekeeper 2?
01:58:18.000 I'm in.
01:58:19.000 Yeah, you've seen Beekeeper?
01:58:20.000 No.
01:58:21.000 Oh, come on.
01:58:21.000 So it's basically Jason Statham is a beekeeper.
01:58:24.000 Oh, okay.
01:58:24.000 All right.
01:58:25.000 He goes around massacring people.
01:58:27.000 Well, I mean, look, I don't care what the rest of the story is.
01:58:29.000 I don't care what the rest of the story is. 0.56
01:58:30.000 Occupation, he's in the movie and he's killing people.
01:58:33.000 It's right.
01:58:33.000 As that occupation.
01:58:34.000 Rick Essay says, I lost 45 pounds by only eating normal portion sizes and no booze, no soda.
01:58:41.000 Yeah, right.
01:58:42.000 I lost five pounds this month.
01:58:43.000 I had to go to a wedding.
01:58:45.000 And so, you know that suit that I wore for those that have seen the Instagram when I was at Mar-a-Lago?
01:58:49.000 It fit like a charm, it was beautiful.
01:58:51.000 And then a month ago, it fit, but it was like literally on the line of not fitting.
01:58:57.000 And I'm like, I can't do it.
01:58:59.000 I can't do it.
01:58:59.000 It's like it fits, but it's like you're uncomfortable the whole time.
01:59:06.000 And so, you know, one gram more of fat, and I was not wearing that suit.
01:59:12.000 And so my wife is like, You have to fit in that suit.
01:59:15.000 And I was like, Yeah, yeah.
01:59:16.000 So I'm doing keto, and it fit perfectly.
01:59:18.000 There you go.
01:59:19.000 And I looked in the mirror and I was like, I look so good in this suit.
01:59:21.000 You know, like maybe we should just start doing the show in suits and just tell everybody, like, that's right.
01:59:26.000 We're in DC.
01:59:27.000 Everyone's got to wear a suit from now on.
01:59:28.000 New rule.
01:59:29.000 I'm kidding.
01:59:29.000 I'm not going to wear a suit.
01:59:30.000 You lose our competitive edge.
01:59:31.000 That's why people like us.
01:59:31.000 We're not wearing a suit.
01:59:32.000 Like when I walk in every day, like, yeah, that's what it is.
01:59:35.000 I'll wear a suit.
01:59:36.000 I'll do a collar.
01:59:38.000 You are wearing a collar.
01:59:38.000 Yeah, I like doing that.
01:59:39.000 I'm wearing a collar too.
01:59:40.000 True.
01:59:41.000 What about a bow tie, Tim?
01:59:43.000 No.
01:59:44.000 No.
01:59:44.000 No, I'm wearing a collared shirt.
01:59:46.000 That means, like, you can let me into your fancy restaurant.
01:59:48.000 I'll come into the, I'll wear a shirt and a jacket and a tie, but I'm still going to wear jeans or shorts.
01:59:53.000 I do bow ties when I'm going to church in the south.
01:59:56.000 Oh, yeah.
01:59:56.000 In the north, I do a normal tie.
01:59:58.000 There you go.
01:59:58.000 Yeah.
01:59:59.000 All right, let's grab some of these super chats.
02:00:03.000 SA Federalis says the real story is how Keenan and Kel was a minstrel show playing off of how low IQ the inner city was while being hooked on flavored sodas at Good Burger.
02:00:11.000 What is Keenan even on about right now?
02:00:13.000 He cashed those checks laughing.
02:00:15.000 Wasn't like Keenan and Cal, he was obsessed with like orange soda or something?
02:00:19.000 Yeah.
02:00:19.000 Yeah.
02:00:20.000 I do, I do, I do.
02:00:20.000 Orange drink.
02:00:21.000 Orange drink.
02:00:23.000 No, that's pretty funny because it's like.
02:00:26.000 He's not mad.
02:00:27.000 For people in the black community, do they laugh being like, we do love orange soda?
02:00:32.000 Did they do another Good Burger like two years ago?
02:00:34.000 Yeah.
02:00:35.000 And it like sucked, but they did it.
02:00:37.000 I mean.
02:00:37.000 I love orange soda.
02:00:38.000 You know, yeah, the most offensive thing to me about the racist tropes on fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda is that.
02:00:46.000 Literally, who doesn't like these things?
02:00:48.000 You know what I mean?
02:00:48.000 Like, you might say, I'm not going to.
02:00:51.000 Well, I'm not going to drink grape soda because it's too sugary, but it tastes amazing.
02:00:55.000 And, like, honestly, it's one of the best flavors.
02:00:57.000 And literally, every country in the world, every people loves fried chicken.
02:01:01.000 Yeah.
02:01:01.000 So, like, I think the real racist trick was to tell black people they couldn't have fried chicken because it was racist so that everybody else could.
02:01:10.000 It's like the one race that's supposed to be embarrassed about eating fried chicken. 0.83
02:01:13.000 They seem to power through when I go to Popeyes and stuff.
02:01:16.000 They're powering through.
02:01:16.000 I love Popeyes.
02:01:17.000 Just like you said, though, everybody loves Japanese fried chicken, it is great.
02:01:21.000 Yeah.
02:01:21.000 I mean, the Japanese just whenever they do something, they do it correctly.
02:01:24.000 I have a Korean fried chicken place by me, and it's unbelievable. 1.00
02:01:27.000 Yeah.
02:01:27.000 I've always preferred Popeyes to, I think KFC is kind of just boring.
02:01:32.000 I like the spicy Popeyes.
02:01:35.000 Yeah.
02:01:36.000 Everybody needs to go eat at Gogi 92 in Leesburg.
02:01:39.000 It's our favorite Korean barbecue restaurant.
02:01:41.000 Every time I go, I eat like four bowls of kimchi. 1.00
02:01:44.000 Like the Korean is just taking over. 1.00
02:01:46.000 Korean barbecue is. 1.00
02:01:47.000 All like Spider Man when he's turning into Venom or whatever. 0.89
02:01:51.000 And then they come over and they've got the napkin over their arm and a thing of kimchi.
02:01:55.000 They slide and like Mr. Pool and they place it.
02:01:58.000 And I'm like, thank you.
02:01:59.000 There you go.
02:02:00.000 They know what's up.
02:02:01.000 No, I really like that place because the people who work there dress up like Akatsuki from Naruto.
02:02:05.000 And I'm like, these are my people.
02:02:06.000 It's nice.
02:02:07.000 You know?
02:02:08.000 Feel at home.
02:02:08.000 Those are the villains.
02:02:09.000 They wear cloaks and they have like red clouds on them.
02:02:11.000 And they wear like the Naruto headband things.
02:02:13.000 And I'm like, I will come here for dinner.
02:02:15.000 Are they like LARPing as Naruto or it's like independently, like looks like it?
02:02:19.000 No, it is Naruto.
02:02:20.000 It's Costco.
02:02:20.000 Oh, okay.
02:02:22.000 Yeah.
02:02:22.000 I haven't seen them do it in a minute, but we used to go there all the time and they would just dress up like the Naruto villains.
02:02:26.000 And I'm like, I like this place.
02:02:28.000 This is a place for me.
02:02:30.000 I like when the restaurant with the waiters have a gimmick.
02:02:33.000 Yeah.
02:02:33.000 Well, I didn't know, was it Dick's Last Resort?
02:02:36.000 I didn't know they were supposed to be mean to you.
02:02:38.000 Yeah.
02:02:38.000 At first, I was like, hey.
02:02:40.000 Let's grab one more before we go.
02:02:42.000 Control W Q is what it says.
02:02:46.000 You're welcome, traditional media.
02:02:48.000 I and AI gave you something to talk about that's legitimate and useful for years to come.
02:02:51.000 Add the fact that quantum computing is already over the horizon.
02:02:55.000 The for the help.
02:02:56.000 I don't know what that means, but oh, yeah, the singularity is here, boys.
02:03:00.000 I hope you guys are ready.
02:03:02.000 You know, so like I was talking to this dude on the phone and we were talking about how crazy AI has gotten and how you can literally automate 100% of a media business.
02:03:10.000 And then I was like, yeah, we're laughing now, but in six months, even you and I, we're gone.
02:03:16.000 No.
02:03:17.000 People like to look at people they can trust.
02:03:20.000 Maybe you'll have an AI avatar of yourself.
02:03:23.000 And no one will know the difference.
02:03:25.000 I believe in six months it'll be fast, easy, and possible for us to load all of the.
02:03:30.000 All we do is we say, here's every episode of Timcast IRL.
02:03:33.000 Here's the latest episodes.
02:03:36.000 You understand now what the thought processes of our guests are.
02:03:39.000 So make an episode and it will look absolutely real and indistinguishable.
02:03:44.000 Just be like calling up guests and be like, hey, we're going to license you tonight.
02:03:48.000 Yep.
02:03:48.000 We're going to license you tonight.
02:03:50.000 And then we'll be like, we'll give you $1,000 to use your likeness for the episode.
02:03:53.000 It'll get millions of views.
02:03:54.000 It'll be great.
02:03:55.000 And then what we do is we charge some people.
02:03:57.000 Will be like for you, it's $1,000 you get to pay us.
02:03:59.000 But some controversy will come out of this where it'll generate a guest saying something they would never say.
02:04:04.000 And then there'll be like a backlash or, I mean, people want to hear it.
02:04:08.000 It's people.
02:04:09.000 People want to hear it.
02:04:10.000 The AI has roadblocks on it to stop it from saying anything like super offensive.
02:04:14.000 I feel like it's worrying.
02:04:15.000 Listen, you say people want real people, but anybody who's been paying attention to Instagram knows that AI influencers are already taking over.
02:04:23.000 There's like 300.
02:04:24.000 It's novel right now.
02:04:26.000 It's like new and it's interesting.
02:04:28.000 You're seeing a lot of.
02:04:28.000 You are not going to be able to tell the difference.
02:04:31.000 It will be impossible to know if the person you're watching is real or fake.
02:04:36.000 So, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show with your calls.
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02:04:57.000 That's like the big highlights.
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02:05:15.000 So, yeah, check it out.
02:05:16.000 Phil, I dare you to ask Tate if he married his brother.
02:05:19.000 And Tate, I dare you to say, not to my knowledge.
02:05:21.000 Tate, did you marry your brother?
02:05:23.000 No.
02:05:26.000 That's how you do it, Elon.
02:05:27.000 That's how you do it.
02:05:30.000 No.
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02:05:35.000 And especially on Instagram, I'm back on the short form grind.
02:05:39.000 I'm just doing like, I'm trying to just be funny.
02:05:41.000 It's pretty horrible.
02:05:43.000 It's cringe to try at something.
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02:07:56.000 What up?
02:07:57.000 Welcome to the uncensored portion of the show.
02:07:59.000 We're actually talking about doing special exclusive segments again, too, because we got one that's really, really, really good.
02:08:05.000 I'm just going to say this because I don't want to give away too much.
02:08:08.000 But I was at Trump Tower with a group of people.
02:08:11.000 A group of people who.
02:08:12.000 I was in Chicago.
02:08:14.000 Okay.
02:08:14.000 Trump Tower.
02:08:15.000 And it was a group of people from left, right, center.
02:08:20.000 And the conversation was so absolutely hilarious and interesting.
02:08:23.000 I'm just sitting there being like, guys, if we filmed this, it'd be 10 million views.
02:08:26.000 And they were all like, we know.
02:08:27.000 And I'm like, why don't we put it together and we'll do like an exclusive segment?
02:08:30.000 And it was like, it was, you know, no, no people.
02:08:36.000 You know what I mean?
02:08:36.000 Like, oh man.