Tower Gang - Ep 169 - Israliens w⧸ The Raven

00:00:00.000 It's just four Funko Pops act on top of each other in the corner.

00:00:03.400 It's four Funko Pops in front of a fan.

00:00:06.300 The fan doesn't even do anything.

00:00:08.620 It's not fun.

00:00:09.220 The fan is...

00:00:10.400 The fan is stacked.

00:00:23.540 The Southern Poverty Law Center has a hate group, the Laney Boys.

00:00:27.380 It's like the Proud Boys.

00:00:30.000 No one gives a fuck about a Haitian.

00:00:46.200 They're eating each other and we're like, bomb them.

00:00:48.820 They're eating each other alive and Top's just like, drop a bomb on them.

00:01:01.400 Fucking nuke them.

00:01:02.780 I'm sick with that.

00:01:03.920 By the way.

00:01:04.240 Tragic dropping bombs in a way you can run to.

00:01:06.920 Knacking through the shadows where the simian they got to.

00:01:09.580 Is it nice or my chrome-fated nickel hit you in your fucking chest while your blood draining.

00:01:13.360 Sugar as I rise when I got smoked with a fully loaded clip.

00:01:16.040 Had my enemies in sight.

00:01:17.340 Cocker packing up the yet.

00:01:18.480 Never hold a P-O-W.

00:01:19.800 They bite the bullet quick.

00:01:20.920 Leave a minute.

00:01:21.440 Enough already.

00:01:22.320 Time to nuke Haiti.

00:01:23.820 No, I was gonna go.

00:01:24.940 When I say glass, I mean all of it.

00:01:35.880 All the fucking wacky animals that they got living on there.

00:01:38.280 I mean, just fucking restart the whole thing.

00:01:40.360 The Jews did 200,000 and they called it a genocide.

00:01:50.420 So this is five times that.

00:01:52.100 This is five holocausts.

00:01:53.260 Yeah.

00:01:53.360 It's power again, Wednesday, motherfucker.

00:02:19.220 What's up, retards?

00:02:23.220 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:02:25.220 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:02:29.220 ...mussy.

00:02:31.220 You wanna kill me or you wanna give me a boner?

00:02:33.220 I don't know.

00:02:34.220 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:02:37.220 How low is me? I'm retarded.

00:02:39.220 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's the whole thing in and then do that shit where they're...

00:02:43.220 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:02:47.220 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:02:51.220 You fucking asshole.

00:02:53.220 Toad's on fire!

00:02:55.220 She was a 10 in real life.

00:02:57.220 She's like a dead 8.

00:02:59.220 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:03:07.220 It's not what this show is about.

00:03:09.220 This shit is retarded.

00:03:11.220 I gotta testify.

00:03:13.220 I gotta testify.

00:03:15.220 The Tower Gang Laney Boys.

00:03:17.220 I am David Lee Corbo, a.k.a. The Raven.

00:03:21.220 Host of Nephilim Death Squad.

00:03:23.220 That's Toad.

00:03:24.220 Host of something, I'm sure.

00:03:25.220 Jose Galisad is here.

00:03:27.220 Host of No Way Jose.

00:03:29.220 We got Cole.

00:03:30.220 I don't think he does a damn thing.

00:03:33.220 And Top Lobster.

00:03:35.220 He does toplobster.com

00:03:37.220 and Nephilim Death Squad.

00:03:39.220 What's going on, boys?

00:03:40.220 I'm sorry.

00:03:41.220 I'm very distracted because I'm looking backstage and I'm watching the screen as Tyler frantically

00:03:47.220 looks for the button because you're just rolling through it.

00:03:50.220 We're like, yo, go a little slow so we can press our little graphics.

00:03:53.220 We have one for your name and shit.

00:03:55.220 No.

00:03:56.220 There it is.

00:03:57.220 That's the important one.

00:03:58.220 You know, you gotta go slow, man.

00:04:00.220 A little bit slower.

00:04:01.220 You gotta build the anticipation.

00:04:02.220 You gotta skip the pussy.

00:04:03.220 So don't say my name right away.

00:04:04.220 Did we have a new text or was that specifically just for Raven?

00:04:07.220 Because that was nice.

00:04:08.220 Oh, yeah.

00:04:09.220 That was it.

00:04:10.220 It was just one.

00:04:11.220 He's the only one.

00:04:12.220 That's cool.

00:04:14.220 I think we did it last week.

00:04:15.220 I'm sorry, dude.

00:04:16.220 We have the whole, the Laney edits, you know, as a, as a fan of the show watching from the

00:04:22.220 chat, they seem to get like increasingly more hype every week.

00:04:26.220 It's crazy.

00:04:27.220 And I feel like that energy, I'm just coming with the energy.

00:04:30.220 It's very exciting.

00:04:31.220 I, uh, like, so by my house, we have our family come over and they're like, oh, so what's

00:04:38.220 like top doing anyway?

00:04:40.220 And he's like, well, he has like a t-shirt company and then he does a podcast.

00:04:43.220 And they're like, oh, that's what kind of podcast does he do?

00:04:45.220 It's like, it kind of feeds a t-shirt company and all this other stuff.

00:04:48.220 And then they ask me and they say, so what do you do?

00:04:50.220 And it's like, oh, it's tower gang.

00:04:51.220 I don't think you'd enjoy it.

00:04:53.220 And they go, well, show it to me.

00:04:54.220 And I go, instead of playing them an episode, I play them a Laney clip and they look at it

00:04:59.220 and they always look at me.

00:05:00.220 They go, what the fuck is this?

00:05:01.220 Like, what are you, what are you doing?

00:05:03.220 I'm like, that's, that's the show.

00:05:05.220 I like that.

00:05:06.220 That's like your business card.

00:05:08.220 Like if you have a bit, if you, if you could put that in your wallet and you're out in public and

00:05:12.220 you go like, oh yeah, this is what the fuck I do.

00:05:14.220 Like that's something that people will call the police.

00:05:17.220 Laney's edit of like some black guy being punched unconscious.

00:05:21.220 And they're just, they're looking at it nervously.

00:05:23.220 They look back at me and then they look at it again.

00:05:25.220 They go, what, what, what is this?

00:05:29.220 I love this shit, man.

00:05:30.220 I think it perfectly captures the energy of Tower Gang though.

00:05:33.220 I really do.

00:05:34.220 I mean like, what, you don't like, see, okay, so this is something that we actually discussed

00:05:39.220 before the chat.

00:05:40.220 And what, uh.

00:05:41.220 To put Raven down there?

00:05:42.220 What Todd said.

00:05:43.220 He already had this discussion before we started the show.

00:05:45.220 I actually thought that Raven should be where Jose usually is.

00:05:47.220 No, I could like, high five.

00:05:48.220 Give me a high five.

00:05:49.220 Because Raven is like Jose's replacement.

00:05:51.220 Then Jose would go where Cole usually is.

00:05:53.220 My hand disappears.

00:05:54.220 Jose's the only one who's like similarly jacked to Cole.

00:05:58.220 And then that, and then that would mean the cold wind up in Clint's spot.

00:06:01.220 Maybe that doesn't make sense to you.

00:06:03.220 I don't know.

00:06:04.220 I don't get it.

00:06:05.220 The thing, the more important thing here is we're talking about like seniority almost.

00:06:08.220 Like if you take, like I was saying before the show, you take Clint's spot.

00:06:11.220 I'm an OG motherfucker.

00:06:12.220 Yeah.

00:06:13.220 Who sits in Clint's seat?

00:06:14.220 I get center spot, bitch.

00:06:15.220 That's a big deal.

00:06:16.220 Is Clint's seniority or just that he is just the most like rich?

00:06:21.220 He's the MVP of the OG generation, but he's not the original OG.

00:06:27.220 He's not the MVP.

00:06:28.220 It'd be more like a, like, because it'd be, it'd be like, definitely the MVP.

00:06:32.220 Yeah.

00:06:33.220 No, no, no, no.

00:06:34.220 Because what?

00:06:35.220 Maybe.

00:06:36.220 They like it.

00:06:37.220 They like it.

00:06:38.220 No, no, no.

00:06:39.220 I'm saying it's most valuable to the podcast in terms of like, he brings the clout.

00:06:42.220 It'd be like, but like, but I throw it to the audience.

00:06:47.220 Like, is he the MVP as a far, as far as like the best?

00:06:50.220 I don't think he can be the MVP because he betrayed you guys tonight to go and be with this

00:06:57.220 other bald dude.

00:06:58.220 Like, this is just a meeting of bald dudes.

00:07:00.220 And he was like, that's his seniority.

00:07:01.220 I'm going to say what happened.

00:07:02.220 So, uh, Jose tonight.

00:07:04.220 Oh yeah.

00:07:05.220 We'll get to this.

00:07:06.220 I do want to, because it kind of has to do with this.

00:07:08.220 This fucking guy.

00:07:09.220 This is the gayest look.

00:07:10.220 Is that a deep v-neck?

00:07:11.220 Tyler, get the fuck out of here.

00:07:12.220 What's going on?

00:07:13.220 Yeah, Tyler.

00:07:14.220 No, hold on.

00:07:15.220 Hold on.

00:07:16.220 Because this was funny because Jose tonight, he sends a thing.

00:07:17.220 He was like, dude, I think Ian's like just absolutely zooted tonight.

00:07:21.220 And I was like, what the fuck are you watching?

00:07:22.220 Dude, I've only caught a couple of minutes.

00:07:24.220 The first second he's just going on and rambling about life.

00:07:27.220 And this is why we need to just like, think about life.

00:07:29.220 And then how this like, but there's like a stone stream of consciousness.

00:07:32.220 And there was, it was funny because, uh, because I go like, I don't, I don't know who's

00:07:38.220 running the Tim cast cameras, but they're nailing it.

00:07:41.220 Like, cause usually it'll go like when someone starts talking, but he says that to Tim, it

00:07:46.220 goes over to Tim and Tim's like, and then it goes back to Ian and he finishes his rant.

00:07:51.220 And I was like, oh shit.

00:07:52.220 Like you feel the discomfort.

00:07:54.220 You feel it.

00:07:55.220 Yeah.

00:07:56.220 What's funny though, is because Jose was like, man, he's zooted tonight.

00:07:58.220 And I was like, why the fuck are you watching Tim cast you fag?

00:08:01.220 And he was like, I'm supporting my friend.

00:08:03.220 And I was like, and then I was like, who's on?

00:08:05.220 And he was like, it's Clint.

00:08:06.220 And I was like, oh yeah, Clint's on tonight.

00:08:08.220 Can we listen to it?

00:08:09.220 Can we listen to it?

00:08:10.220 I want to know what he's, what he's on about because I heard a little bit of, of what?

00:08:14.220 I don't want to listen to that shit.

00:08:15.220 No, I don't want to care what he's on about, but I do want to play this thing that, uh,

00:08:17.220 I want to play Ian's.

00:08:18.220 Yes.

00:08:19.220 This is great.

00:08:20.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:08:21.220 Yeah.

00:08:22.220 That's what I'm saying.

00:08:23.220 This is something that if, if, if, if, if I'm speaking, and then also this, if Ian was

00:08:26.220 on tower gang, this is what we would be talking about with him.

00:08:29.220 Can we just pigeonhole yourself into that fucking act?

00:08:32.220 The fractional value of a human.

00:08:33.220 Like remember in the constitution, they said that the slaves were one of what?

00:08:35.220 Yeah.

00:08:36.220 Pause it.

00:08:37.220 Pause it.

00:08:38.220 Guys, shut up.

00:08:39.220 Restart that.

00:08:40.220 Shut the fuck up, Toad.

00:08:41.220 Yeah.

00:08:42.220 Should we bring back the, uh, the, the fractional value of a human?

00:08:45.220 Like remember in the constitution, they said that the slaves were one of what?

00:08:47.220 Three fourths of humans.

00:08:48.220 No, but that.

00:08:49.220 Ian just goes, no.

00:08:51.220 No.

00:08:52.220 Clint goes, what a fucking sellout.

00:08:54.220 No.

00:08:55.220 Because, uh, because, uh, like literally Clint here, no Clint here's fractional and he

00:08:58.220 just thinks reserve banking.

00:08:59.220 And so he just automatically goes to know.

00:09:00.220 Because if you really listen to it, it's like kind of based.

00:09:04.220 Maybe Ian's turning a corner now and he's going to a place where like, I kind of like where

00:09:09.220 he's going.

00:09:10.220 I, I enjoy him in the outfit too.

00:09:12.220 That deep V neck that he's got going on.

00:09:14.220 I like, I like the thought also that like the, because we, we don't know the context.

00:09:18.220 So we can just make up whatever context we want on this.

00:09:21.220 So my context is they were talking about the context.

00:09:23.220 No, no, no, no.

00:09:24.220 I'm saying no, because it's better because it's like, we're just going to make up.

00:09:26.220 Uh, what's in the current news?

00:09:27.220 Haiti.

00:09:28.220 They're talking about Haiti.

00:09:29.220 And then, and then Ian goes, you know what?

00:09:30.220 I think we should, these are lesser people.

00:09:32.220 These aren't like.

00:09:33.220 This is what I've been on though.

00:09:35.220 This is what I've been saying.

00:09:36.220 They're like, like, they're like, oh, we shouldn't do like bomb.

00:09:39.220 Hey, I think that's what he's talking about because he was originally saying like, yo, we have

00:09:43.220 to bomb Haiti.

00:09:44.220 He was like, we just have to be aggressive on Luke's show.

00:09:46.220 I remember catching that.

00:09:47.220 He was on with, uh, with Josie and he was just aggressively saying that.

00:09:51.220 And Clint was like, really?

00:09:53.220 Like you should calm down.

00:09:54.220 And now he's saying this.

00:09:55.220 And he's like, maybe we should consider them three fifths of a human again.

00:09:58.220 This is willing to explore these dangerous ideas.

00:10:01.220 I don't know if I agree with them.

00:10:03.220 No, dude, dude.

00:10:04.220 I think we should just consider them to be 0% of a human and just nuke the entire country.

00:10:09.220 It'll blow them to pieces.

00:10:10.220 It'll be fractional.

00:10:11.220 It'll be fractional.

00:10:12.220 He just fractional reserve Haiti.

00:10:14.220 Yeah, David.

00:10:15.220 He's just kind of an extremist because you know how it's like he's going through this arc

00:10:20.220 where he's supposedly lifting weight.

00:10:21.220 I haven't seen any, by the way, any of these results from him lifting weights.

00:10:24.220 But once you start lifting weights, you become a little bit more based.

00:10:28.220 It's defined.

00:10:29.220 Maybe it's a little bit more chiseled, but he's becoming more based.

00:10:31.220 He's finding Jesus.

00:10:33.220 Wait a second.

00:10:34.220 Wait a second.

00:10:35.220 Wait a second.

00:10:36.220 Somewhere during the pre-show, from the pre-tro, until this show started, I feel like David

00:10:41.220 put on some sunglasses.

00:10:43.220 Yeah.

00:10:44.220 He wasn't wearing them before, right?

00:10:45.220 No, he wasn't.

00:10:46.220 He put on the riz.

00:10:47.220 Are they bothering you?

00:10:48.220 He's also wearing a comic book shirt.

00:10:50.220 He looks like a faggot.

00:10:51.220 Yes.

00:10:52.220 Hold on.

00:10:53.220 Let's talk about David real quick.

00:10:54.220 Let's see what's going on with this guy.

00:10:55.220 I don't see the-

00:10:56.220 Actually, I think it's pretty good.

00:10:57.220 I don't see the fucking problem.

00:10:58.220 I don't see the fucking problem.

00:10:59.220 The best part is the penis beside his head.

00:11:02.220 How dare you.

00:11:03.220 His own penis.

00:11:04.220 I don't see the fucking problem, bro.

00:11:06.220 What are you talking about?

00:11:07.220 Dude, he looks like a gay porn producer from like 1975.

00:11:10.220 He does.

00:11:11.220 You know what?

00:11:12.220 You're exactly right.

00:11:13.220 And I'm just chilling next to my own penis.

00:11:18.220 Tell me when has there been a more dominant move in any podcast ever where a man has sat

00:11:23.220 next to really something that's about the length of my own head.

00:11:27.220 Look at that.

00:11:28.220 It's kind of magnificent.

00:11:30.220 And by the way, that's one to one scale.

00:11:33.220 That's a-

00:11:34.220 That is.

00:11:35.220 This is an appropriate ratio.

00:11:36.220 Is this your regular background?

00:11:37.220 I don't feel like I've seen this elsewhere.

00:11:39.220 No.

00:11:40.220 I feel like you don't know how it is.

00:11:43.220 I don't.

00:11:44.220 You know, I used to have like a brick background and then I was like, I'm going to go with

00:11:48.220 the CG.

00:11:49.220 Or not the CG, the green screen.

00:11:50.220 By the way, you found out the other day also, he's also in his bedroom too.

00:11:54.220 Just like Jose.

00:11:55.220 I didn't realize that until-

00:11:56.220 Yes.

00:11:57.220 Yeah.

00:11:58.220 Is your wife sitting there?

00:11:59.220 See, the funny thing is she can't see the dick behind you.

00:12:02.220 She only sees the green screen.

00:12:03.220 No, because no, he's actually not wearing pants.

00:12:04.220 She still sees the dick.

00:12:05.220 You know when she gets mad at me, she's like, why do you wear, like, because I do a

00:12:11.220 whole outfit.

00:12:12.220 She's like, why do you wear sneakers when nobody can see you like beneath the waist?

00:12:16.220 Like, I don't fucking-

00:12:17.220 Yeah, why am I wearing sneakers?

00:12:18.220 I'm wearing sneakers right now.

00:12:19.220 It makes me feel more professional.

00:12:20.220 The fuck are y'all doing?

00:12:21.220 Yeah, it makes me feel awake.

00:12:22.220 Taking my sneakers off.

00:12:23.220 Wait, wait.

00:12:24.220 Jose, you're also wearing sneakers?

00:12:25.220 Yeah, I'm wearing sneakers.

00:12:26.220 The fuck is up with y'all?

00:12:28.220 Toad, are you wearing sneakers?

00:12:29.220 No.

00:12:30.220 Toad doesn't even wear sneakers to an actual event.

00:12:34.220 I wear slippers to and from work, but not for the show.

00:12:38.220 Y'all are crazy, dude.

00:12:39.220 I don't think, something tells me Clint's not wearing sneakers.

00:12:41.220 That's just my-

00:12:42.220 Slippers?

00:12:43.220 I don't think I've ever had sneakers on inside my, like, my bedroom, which all of y'all

00:12:47.220 are in your own bedroom except for top, but like-

00:12:49.220 I'm not.

00:12:50.220 Yeah.

00:12:51.220 It's probably a good practice, right?

00:12:52.220 Because you don't want to track the outside into the inside.

00:12:55.220 I get that.

00:12:56.220 But like, I gotta be-

00:12:57.220 Right, I don't wear shoes inside at all.

00:12:59.220 What am I, savage?

00:13:00.220 My shit is like an office, so it's like-

00:13:01.220 I got a stringer on.

00:13:02.220 He's got just a wife beater.

00:13:04.220 I could technically go outside from here.

00:13:06.220 That's why I have the shoes on.

00:13:07.220 Like, because, psychologically, it does feel like to me like, oh, I might have-

00:13:11.220 She also asked me-

00:13:12.220 She's like, why do you have your gun every time you do a podcast?

00:13:16.220 And I'm like, I don't-

00:13:17.220 I don't go anywhere without my guts.

00:13:19.220 Fucking what's up, bitch?

00:13:20.220 Just in case somebody melts off on this podcast.

00:13:23.220 That's fucking right, bro.

00:13:24.220 Look, you can be cozy and ready simultaneously.

00:13:27.220 You can be barefoot or not wearing shoes and you can have your gun ready.

00:13:31.220 You can do both.

00:13:32.220 You took a picture of me having a nap the other day.

00:13:34.220 Just for a problem.

00:13:35.220 That's it, dude.

00:13:36.220 If anybody ever fucking comes in-

00:13:37.220 Just fucking-

00:13:38.220 What?

00:13:39.220 I wear sneakers when I watch Tower Gang.

00:13:41.220 Can you imagine if you're-

00:13:42.220 If I was having like on my-

00:13:43.220 Like doing a serious debate on my show or some shit and I just like-

00:13:47.220 It gets contentious, I'm like, what's up, motherfucker?

00:13:49.220 Pull up, motherfucker.

00:13:51.220 I like to imagine that all the audience stands up when it's time-

00:13:55.220 Like when Tower Gang comes on, everybody stands up and listens.

00:13:58.220 By like, could any of y'all do the-

00:14:00.220 Like what Jose does and actually stand during a whole podcast?

00:14:03.220 Could he like-

00:14:04.220 No, that's fucking crazy.

00:14:05.220 I actually-

00:14:06.220 I actually have a confession to make and I did it on purpose to fuck with this guy in Georgia.

00:14:10.220 Uh, Josh Smith.

00:14:11.220 I pulled my gun.

00:14:12.220 Not on him, but I pulled my gun in front of him, which is completely inappropriate to do.

00:14:17.220 But I just didn't-

00:14:18.220 Same move.

00:14:19.220 Like real fast.

00:14:20.220 Same move.

00:14:21.220 And he just like-

00:14:22.220 He just looked at me and he goes-

00:14:23.220 He goes, whoa.

00:14:24.220 Dude.

00:14:25.220 That's it.

00:14:26.220 I was like, that was a crazy thing to do.

00:14:27.220 I put it away.

00:14:28.220 Never done it before.

00:14:29.220 I just French-checked you, dog.

00:14:30.220 You didn't kill me.

00:14:31.220 Did you do it in the Airbnb?

00:14:33.220 Like, behave yourself, motherfucker.

00:14:35.220 Toad, you're really low about that.

00:14:36.220 His gun was out the whole time.

00:14:37.220 Josh's gun was out.

00:14:38.220 I like, you know, Josh actually came to my defense on Twitter the other day.

00:14:42.220 And by my defense, what I mean to say is somebody was like threatening me with violence,

00:14:47.220 which is, you know, it happens on Twitter, right?

00:14:49.220 And I was just kind of like-

00:14:50.220 Was it Jude Dyer?

00:14:51.220 Way too loud.

00:14:52.220 No, it wasn't Jude Dyer.

00:14:53.220 Although he has been jacking my swag and wearing my outfits.

00:14:56.220 But I said-

00:14:57.220 I'm gonna stand up real quick.

00:14:59.220 Oh my god.

00:15:00.220 It looks the same.

00:15:01.220 Yeah, I'm fucking with you.

00:15:03.220 I was like, wait a second, dude.

00:15:05.220 Holy shit.

00:15:06.220 That's a completely adjust your setup, put it at a different level.

00:15:09.220 Like-

00:15:10.220 I was like, what's going on?

00:15:11.220 It would be really funny though.

00:15:12.220 That's-

00:15:13.220 I just wanted to see just-

00:15:14.220 Just me just like-

00:15:15.220 I just stayed like-

00:15:16.220 I was like, okay guys are gonna sit down now?

00:15:17.220 I wanted to say that-

00:15:19.220 That Josh, uh, he-

00:15:20.220 He threatened to fight somebody on my behalf.

00:15:22.220 Or rather, he requested someone fight him on my behalf.

00:15:26.220 Which I thought was really-

00:15:27.220 That's like-

00:15:28.220 It was a kind gesture.

00:15:29.220 I thought it was nice, actually.

00:15:30.220 I thought it was like, you know, it was kind of a wholesome move.

00:15:32.220 It's for the homies.

00:15:33.220 Yeah.

00:15:34.220 I was like, damn, that's nice.

00:15:35.220 I don't like when people threaten to fight me online.

00:15:37.220 It's like weird.

00:15:38.220 How do I respond back to you?

00:15:40.220 Yeah, I was totally weird because I don't like him that much.

00:15:43.220 Hey, this is kind of like a recurring segment on the show.

00:15:47.220 And it's basically, who did Top get in a fight with this week on Twitter?

00:15:51.220 Who did I?

00:15:52.220 Yeah, you did something with the-

00:15:54.220 Multiple people, probably.

00:15:56.220 The guy that was trying to grift off of y'all beefing?

00:15:59.220 What was that about?

00:16:00.220 Oh yeah.

00:16:01.220 That was weird.

00:16:02.220 That was funny.

00:16:03.220 So I was on the Union of the Unwanted and-

00:16:06.220 Who is that by the way?

00:16:07.220 It's everybody.

00:16:08.220 It's a conspiracy show.

00:16:09.220 That's fucking everybody.

00:16:10.220 It's everybody.

00:16:11.220 It's just like-

00:16:12.220 I didn't see any of the-

00:16:13.220 There's no filtering mechanism whatsoever.

00:16:15.220 There isn't.

00:16:16.220 Anybody who talks about conspiracy-

00:16:18.220 Anybody who can come-

00:16:20.220 Yes, they-

00:16:21.220 Destiny was there.

00:16:22.220 Fucking Vivek Ramaswamy was there.

00:16:26.220 It's like one of those shows though, but like-

00:16:28.220 Oh, that's a really bad-

00:16:29.220 That's a really bad thumbnail.

00:16:30.220 Just looks-

00:16:31.220 I mean, like if you were like, hey, get the fuck out of here, Tyler.

00:16:34.220 I'm like-

00:16:35.220 No, it isn't.

00:16:36.220 Dude, it looks cool.

00:16:37.220 It looks like-

00:16:38.220 No, that's not a good-

00:16:39.220 That's not a good thumbnail.

00:16:40.220 They both look bored as hell.

00:16:41.220 An invisible cigarette or something.

00:16:42.220 No, they look bored as hell.

00:16:43.220 What?

00:16:44.220 Well, because a lot of it is like-

00:16:45.220 Autistic people talking and then you waiting there.

00:16:48.220 And there's 12 people in the panel.

00:16:50.220 And so whatever.

00:16:51.220 Oh, God.

00:16:52.220 So I just start talking and I start doing what I do like I do here.

00:16:55.220 And I guess like-

00:16:56.220 Nightmare format.

00:16:57.220 Go on.

00:16:58.220 It's a nightmare format.

00:16:59.220 No, no, no.

00:17:00.220 Like me and Clint are like-

00:17:01.220 Like kind of bouncing the show back and forth off each other because we know how to do it.

00:17:04.220 And the other guys are just like-

00:17:05.220 Right.

00:17:06.220 Because they like-

00:17:07.220 I'm waiting their turn.

00:17:08.220 No social skills.

00:17:09.220 So, well-

00:17:10.220 I don't think it was even waiting their turn.

00:17:11.220 They probably just had nothing to say.

00:17:13.220 Like they didn't know how to actually like interact with other humans.

00:17:16.220 Dude.

00:17:17.220 Dude, we have no social skills, but compared to these people in the libertarian movement-

00:17:20.220 Speak for yourself.

00:17:21.220 Yeah, speak for yourself, you fat toad.

00:17:23.220 You feel like suave motherfuckers.

00:17:24.220 You're telling me-

00:17:25.220 You think this motherfucker right here with the cartoon shirt and the sunglasses has

00:17:29.220 no people skills?

00:17:30.220 Tyler made that thumbnail.

00:17:31.220 Hey, Tyler made that thumbnail.

00:17:32.220 Tyler made that thumbnail.

00:17:33.220 He just said it.

00:17:34.220 I do want to say that Toad has more personality than like five of the dudes that were on that

00:17:39.220 show.

00:17:40.220 Like because legitimately those dudes sounded like they were falling asleep or like they

00:17:43.220 were drunk.

00:17:44.220 Some of them sounded like they were drunk.

00:17:45.220 It was really weird.

00:17:46.220 It was like they were trying to sound uninteresting.

00:17:49.220 So, yeah, I mean, for-

00:17:51.220 I mean, is it really like a panel of 12 dudes?

00:17:53.220 Is that like a real number?

00:17:55.220 It was 12.

00:17:56.220 Yeah, at one point.

00:17:57.220 But then there's people going out and coming in.

00:17:58.220 I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

00:17:59.220 It's very hard to keep track.

00:18:01.220 It's like a public bathroom.

00:18:02.220 But it went good.

00:18:03.220 It went really good.

00:18:04.220 Like they were good.

00:18:06.220 A lot of them are good conspiracy people and they're like, you know, they're hitting

00:18:08.220 us with stuff.

00:18:09.220 Anyway, on Twitter a day later, someone was like, how does this guy show up in my feed?

00:18:14.220 I put a picture up.

00:18:15.220 I said, I fluctuate wildly between racist and wholesome.

00:18:21.220 And it's a picture of my daughter hugging the Easter bunny.

00:18:24.220 And the guy's like, hey, Elon Musk, why is this faggot showing up in my feed?

00:18:28.220 So I look at him and I was like, I just said, hey, wasn't I on the show with you last night?

00:18:33.220 And then I was like, it's just very weird.

00:18:35.220 It's wild.

00:18:36.220 So I'm like, what are you, why are you coming at me like that for?

00:18:39.220 Honestly, we should do that to all of our guests.

00:18:41.220 That's a great word.

00:18:42.220 Just start with me.

00:18:44.220 Yo, why is this faggot showing up in my feed?

00:18:47.220 Actually, yeah, let's fucking tag David.

00:18:49.220 Let's tag David right now.

00:18:50.220 Look at this bitch made boy that I just saw on my feed.

00:18:52.220 Who the fuck is this?

00:18:54.220 Just everybody that we have on.

00:18:56.220 Why is David?

00:18:57.220 This dude though.

00:18:58.220 Showing up in my feed.

00:19:00.220 Oh, you're doing it to me.

00:19:01.220 He's doing it during the show.

00:19:05.220 This dude though, he spent the majority of his time just bitching about like not getting

00:19:10.220 views and not getting listens.

00:19:12.220 Like that was his content that he brought to the table.

00:19:14.220 I kind of noticed that too.

00:19:15.220 I went back and listened to it cause I was like, let me see how the show went.

00:19:19.220 And this same dude, all he was like, I'm getting suppressed left and right.

00:19:23.220 My numbers aren't reflecting.

00:19:25.220 You know, Rumble doesn't want us.

00:19:26.220 We're getting censored.

00:19:27.220 I'm like, I don't think anybody's censored.

00:19:29.220 I think you just kind of suck my boy.

00:19:31.220 This guy sounds like a bitch.

00:19:32.220 Yeah.

00:19:33.220 Work on your promoting skills.

00:19:34.220 I don't know what to tell you.

00:19:36.220 Maybe don't be an insufferable cunt.

00:19:38.220 He was sort of saying that.

00:19:39.220 And I would just be like, well, anyway, like even at one point we were like, well, Rumble's

00:19:44.220 views are like really, they're really inflated.

00:19:46.220 Like they're like tricking what actually happened.

00:19:48.220 And you're still not getting any views.

00:19:49.220 Yeah.

00:19:50.220 It's like the fucking hall.

00:19:51.220 It's like, have you ever thought that your content is so whack that like, they don't

00:19:54.220 want to waste the server space on you.

00:19:55.220 They're just like literally like, they're like, we have no problem with them politically.

00:19:59.220 This is literally a waste of like, we're like, we have to spend money to host.

00:20:03.220 We have no problem politically.

00:20:04.220 We just hate your shit.

00:20:06.220 It's like everything you said.

00:20:07.220 Like, honestly, we kind of agree with what you're saying, but like you're, you're so shitty as

00:20:12.220 a content creator, we don't want to waste the space on our servers.

00:20:15.220 There's a limited amount of space we have.

00:20:17.220 And that's what he answered me back where he was like, you know what?

00:20:20.220 Fuck it.

00:20:21.220 I'm just going to read it.

00:20:22.220 Cause it was, it was an ad.

00:20:23.220 I don't understand that part.

00:20:24.220 Tyler, get the fuck out of here.

00:20:27.220 Why was what?

00:20:31.220 Oh yeah.

00:20:32.220 Apparently this is an ad because I don't follow this account.

00:20:35.220 If, uh, it doesn't follow ours, but he called me an it.

00:20:38.220 I am the me.

00:20:39.220 He knows who the fuck I am.

00:20:40.220 This is right.

00:20:41.220 You totally added the word faggot.

00:20:42.220 And I was like, I don't think he called you a faggot dude.

00:20:45.220 If it'd be real.

00:20:46.220 Honestly, if he called him a faggot, I would be on his side.

00:20:48.220 Yeah.

00:20:49.220 That's better.

00:20:50.220 But so then I'm like, I'm like, dude.

00:20:52.220 So I just said, uh, do you have a problem with me?

00:20:54.220 Like I'm willing to restart this.

00:20:56.220 If there's any confusion, I just don't know what the fuck is like.

00:20:59.220 We were on the show.

00:21:00.220 We were talking with each other a little bit.

00:21:02.220 And then like, that was, that was weird.

00:21:04.220 So he just goes, I don't dig your shtick, but that's not very important.

00:21:08.220 I appreciate the olive or olive branch, but I think it would be more beneficial to both

00:21:12.220 of our brands.

00:21:13.220 If, uh, if the public thinks we want, this guy has like 300 followers.

00:21:17.220 If he, if, if we're right, if our profiles, but rip each other's throat out,

00:21:23.220 K followers.

00:21:24.220 Yeah.

00:21:25.220 You know what I like about that?

00:21:26.220 He's like, he's like, I don't appreciate your shtick, but here's a shtick for you.

00:21:31.220 Like what the fuck kind of dumb.

00:21:32.220 He's like, I don't like your shtick, but I got one for you.

00:21:35.220 Literally.

00:21:36.220 I have a thousand times more followers than him.

00:21:38.220 Like very close to that.

00:21:40.220 Probably if maybe even that, but I was like, so now you want to do a pro wrestling thing.

00:21:44.220 I don't even know you.

00:21:45.220 I don't even know you.

00:21:46.220 If he has 300 followers, it's only a hundred times.

00:21:48.220 I'm doing the math and you sound really retarded right now.

00:21:49.220 I have 30, I have 31,000.

00:21:51.220 If he's got 300.

00:21:52.220 If he's got 300.

00:21:53.220 300, that's a hundred times more.

00:21:54.220 It's not a thousand times more.

00:21:55.220 Oh, that's right.

00:21:56.220 It would be 300,000.

00:21:57.220 If he had 30.

00:21:58.220 We're trying to protect him and flex.

00:22:00.220 You can't be looking stupid while you're trying to flex.

00:22:02.220 Tyler with the banger.

00:22:03.220 Damn, son.

00:22:04.220 Goddamn.

00:22:05.220 You're on it with that one.

00:22:06.220 That one gets me every time.

00:22:07.220 Every time.

00:22:08.220 All right.

00:22:09.220 So let me finish reading this shit.

00:22:10.220 I still don't know why Twitter dropped you in my timeline, but the responses have been

00:22:24.220 hilarious.

00:22:25.220 I was pointing out a loop.

00:22:26.220 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:27.220 With that said, this is such gay fucking content.

00:22:31.220 Let's talk about this beef and talk about the size of our fucking profile.

00:22:34.220 I hope you choose to bring it.

00:22:36.220 If not, no big deal.

00:22:38.220 Yeah.

00:22:39.220 I don't understand like what the whole thing.

00:22:41.220 I was like, what the fuck are you talking?

00:22:42.220 I said, so you're wasting my time.

00:22:44.220 And then I said, also, Odyssey is a dead end.

00:22:46.220 Good luck.

00:22:47.220 And he goes, suit yourself.

00:22:48.220 I appreciate the Odyssey, but it's still best.

00:22:50.220 And I was like, I work for Odyssey.

00:22:52.220 It's a, it's a, they're out of business, but I didn't say it.

00:22:55.220 I was like, all right, keep up.

00:22:56.220 He only uploads his shit to Odyssey.

00:22:57.220 He's only on Odyssey.

00:22:59.220 Yeah.

00:23:00.220 I don't care if people watch my content.

00:23:02.220 I was like, so why are you doing it?

00:23:03.220 It's so weird.

00:23:04.220 I never understood that fucking flex.

00:23:06.220 I hear a lot of guys.

00:23:07.220 It's so many guys within like the, the conspiracy community or whatever.

00:23:11.220 They're like, oh, you think I'm doing this for entertainment?

00:23:13.220 Like I'm doing this to get information out there.

00:23:15.220 Screaming into the void is literally what they're doing.

00:23:17.220 Yeah.

00:23:18.220 People take a lot of small creators take pride in that.

00:23:21.220 They're like, I'm screaming the void.

00:23:22.220 Like I would do this.

00:23:23.220 No one was listening.

00:23:25.220 You're like, well, that's kind of weird, dude.

00:23:27.220 Like maybe you should, I don't know, do something else.

00:23:30.220 If no one else.

00:23:31.220 Legitimately.

00:23:32.220 Like you would, you would honestly, it'd be, you'd be more helpful to your own cause.

00:23:35.220 Like if you're like, you're like, I want to put forward like the truth.

00:23:38.220 It's like, just go out on a corner and yell at cars.

00:23:40.220 Like that's actually would be a better.

00:23:42.220 You know what I did?

00:23:43.220 What I did for a long time.

00:23:44.220 I liked like the whole movement, right?

00:23:47.220 The whole libertarian shit.

00:23:49.220 And I was like, how can I contribute another podcast?

00:23:52.220 No.

00:23:53.220 So I started doing artwork for the people in the space.

00:23:55.220 Jose was one of the first people I was doing it for.

00:23:57.220 And then we did another podcast.

00:23:59.220 And then we did a fucking podcast.

00:24:01.220 And then another podcast.

00:24:02.220 And we did it pretty good though.

00:24:04.220 If people weren't listening, I'd be like, well then I'll just keep drawing and contributing that way.

00:24:07.220 So they like to fucking listen to.

00:24:08.220 And also I don't care about libertarianism.

00:24:10.220 This shit is gay.

00:24:11.220 Dude.

00:24:12.220 It is.

00:24:13.220 It is.

00:24:14.220 My turn.

00:24:15.220 Like, because it's crazy because I was like pretty staunch.

00:24:18.220 Like, like a really like.

00:24:19.220 Pretty well read.

00:24:20.220 I was pretty well listened.

00:24:25.220 I was pretty stewed in the belief system.

00:24:28.220 I was pretty well listened within a libertarian philosophy.

00:24:31.220 But the fact of all this bullshit that they've come out with recently.

00:24:36.220 I am legitimately going like, I'm, I might be an actual like white supremacist.

00:24:40.220 It's for real.

00:24:41.220 I might actually like.

00:24:42.220 I very, I very much said like, am I a Nazi?

00:24:44.220 Like not like cause somebody, you know, someone was like, you're a fucking Nazi.

00:24:47.220 And then you would reflect like, am I a Nazi?

00:24:48.220 I was like, no.

00:24:49.220 Like this is just my own self reflection.

00:24:51.220 After thinking about libertarianism.

00:24:52.220 I'm like.

00:24:53.220 Maybe I'll agree with you.

00:24:54.220 What do you, what do you mean by that?

00:24:55.220 Like more specific, which brand of Nazi are you talking about?

00:24:58.220 It's like, I mean like if I agree with 60% of what they say, does that make me like more Nazi than not Nazi?

00:25:03.220 I guess it does.

00:25:04.220 It's never good though.

00:25:05.220 That's where I am these days where it's like, if somebody calls me a racist, my response is like, well, what do you mean?

00:25:10.220 And that's never good.

00:25:11.220 Like, no matter who's asking you that, it's like, wait, what the fuck do you mean?

00:25:14.220 I practice discernment when I come across random people I have zero information about, except for your features.

00:25:21.220 It's like, hey, you're racist.

00:25:23.220 It's like, well, it depends on which race.

00:25:25.220 Like, let's get down to the tag.

00:25:27.220 I have to play your game and like confirm to you that I'm not racist too.

00:25:31.220 Wait a minute.

00:25:32.220 Actually, I am racist.

00:25:33.220 I just don't give a fuck.

00:25:34.220 I'm so glad.

00:25:35.220 I'm glad that I do this show with Raven because, so my political belief was libertarian.

00:25:39.220 And then I flirted with like, well, maybe I'm more like conservative.

00:25:42.220 Maybe I'm post-libertarian, this kind of bullshit.

00:25:44.220 And then I started doing the show with Raven.

00:25:46.220 I was like, ah, nah, I just believe in God.

00:25:47.220 So when people are like, they're like, what's your political affiliation?

00:25:50.220 I was like, I believe in God.

00:25:51.220 And I think the Nephilim are going to kill you very soon.

00:25:53.220 So it doesn't quite matter.

00:25:54.220 And we're just going to do clown shit until it happens.

00:25:57.220 I've been there for so long, bro.

00:25:59.220 I've been there for so long.

00:26:01.220 Anybody, anytime somebody tried to, I tried for a while to get into politics.

00:26:04.220 And I was like, number one, this is so uninteresting and so gay.

00:26:09.220 It just makes no sense how you could ever dedicate that much time to trying to understand something

00:26:13.220 that sucks so fucking much.

00:26:15.220 Right.

00:26:16.220 But then also I'm like, there's an element where this is incredibly fake.

00:26:20.220 Dude, that was, that was such a great like moment.

00:26:23.220 And like, cause like Dave was just like, he was like giving a hand job to rabbis.

00:26:27.220 And nobody ever was like, Oh yeah.

00:26:29.220 I don't know if David saw that.

00:26:31.220 What is it?

00:26:32.220 What is it?

00:26:33.220 He's alive in pool in front of people.

00:26:36.220 And he goes, he's talking about RFK Jr.

00:26:39.220 And he was like, I was in front of like 10 people.

00:26:42.220 We showed the, we showed the picture last week because I, I, I took the screenshot.

00:26:46.220 It's just, it's fun in front of those people.

00:26:49.220 Like, okay.

00:26:50.220 And he says something about like, Oh, he's on a tour to give hand jobs to rabbis on like

00:26:54.220 some Tim cast event.

00:26:55.220 And like, it was just crickets.

00:26:57.220 Yeah.

00:26:58.220 That was the worst.

00:26:59.220 That was the worst way to say that, Jose.

00:27:01.220 You could have, you could have set it up a little bit better.

00:27:03.220 No, no.

00:27:04.220 I listened to that episode and it was like, uh, you know, that I listened to the episode

00:27:08.220 after I watched tower gang.

00:27:10.220 And when I didn't hear any response, I was like, Oh, that room was funny.

00:27:14.220 And he literally went like, really?

00:27:15.220 Nothing for that?

00:27:16.220 Here's Jose's response.

00:27:17.220 Jose.

00:27:18.220 We have to break down your response.

00:27:20.220 Cause Cole caught you, uh, red handed.

00:27:23.220 It was a lazy attempt.

00:27:24.220 It was.

00:27:25.220 And, and just like he's been showing his laziness here.

00:27:28.220 Right?

00:27:29.220 Like I, even in the pre chat, it's like, like lackadaisical.

00:27:32.220 Don't really care if I'm here or not.

00:27:34.220 We agree.

00:27:35.220 All of his energy is going into standing.

00:27:38.220 For two hours.

00:27:40.220 It's a conservation effort.

00:27:42.220 You need a chair to be funnier.

00:27:44.220 I walked over here.

00:27:45.220 What else do you want from me?

00:27:48.220 His legs are shaking.

00:27:50.220 He's like, I literally, I literally am on my feet all day.

00:27:53.220 And I get to this podcast.

00:27:54.220 I'm going to be my feet again.

00:27:55.220 He was like, what do you want from me?

00:27:56.220 Like, what do you want?

00:27:57.220 That's why he stands like this.

00:27:58.220 Cause he's just like.

00:27:59.220 Just fucking exhausted.

00:28:02.220 I'm tired.

00:28:03.220 He's trying to catch his brown.

00:28:05.220 You know, it was like, put your hands behind you.

00:28:07.220 Like put your hands, arms up.

00:28:08.220 It's definitely anti cozy.

00:28:10.220 I would say.

00:28:11.220 Yeah.

00:28:12.220 You're not cozy.

00:28:13.220 I feel like I'd fall asleep if I was sitting down.

00:28:14.220 Wow.

00:28:15.220 That's the thing, man.

00:28:16.220 Like, do we need to do this thing at like five o'clock?

00:28:19.220 I have old man energy.

00:28:20.220 If I don't keep moving.

00:28:21.220 If I like sit down, I fall asleep.

00:28:24.220 That's just how I am.

00:28:25.220 Do you have narcolepsy?

00:28:26.220 Are you?

00:28:27.220 Probably.

00:28:28.220 That's like real old man shit right there.

00:28:31.220 And it kind of worries me.

00:28:32.220 I don't know.

00:28:33.220 I'm weathered by time friends.

00:28:35.220 I was going to give the context and like, I was going to explain the whole thing.

00:28:38.220 And he just goes, he just said RK Jr. was giving hand jobs to rabbis.

00:28:42.220 And then nobody laughed.

00:28:43.220 And like, well, that's not because you have to set up the, like, it'd be so much better.

00:28:47.220 Set it up, Cole.

00:28:48.220 You didn't set it up.

00:28:50.220 I'll start over.

00:28:51.220 I'll pretend.

00:28:52.220 Yeah, I didn't hear it.

00:28:53.220 We never heard it.

00:28:54.220 Restart.

00:28:55.220 As a matter of fact, the time we've been, we've been doing this, our producer could have pulled

00:28:58.220 up the clip.

00:28:59.220 But go ahead, Cole.

00:29:00.220 He messed up.

00:29:01.220 You redo it.

00:29:02.220 We're going to go around.

00:29:03.220 Everyone is going to try to tell this.

00:29:04.220 We're going to restart and see which one David is more impressed with.

00:29:07.220 Go ahead.

00:29:08.220 Okay.

00:29:09.220 Yeah.

00:29:10.220 Who do you want to start with?

00:29:11.220 Let's start with Toad.

00:29:12.220 Ooh.

00:29:13.220 What story am I telling you here?

00:29:16.220 He doesn't even know.

00:29:18.220 He's not been paying attention this whole time.

00:29:22.220 What are we talking about?

00:29:25.220 Toad does not pay attention.

00:29:27.220 You didn't fucking pay attention the whole show.

00:29:28.220 No, I haven't seen this video.

00:29:30.220 Oh, you haven't seen it?

00:29:31.220 What the fuck are you?

00:29:32.220 Dude, he's like, the things you see in the production chat that you're watching rather

00:29:36.220 than this, this was actually like, this was actually like content.

00:29:39.220 Because, and then there was a whole thing about, because Dave actually tweeted, because

00:29:42.220 something happened.

00:29:43.220 I think it was like some, another rabbi, Shmuley, stupid shit, tweeted something.

00:29:48.220 I don't want to hear anything from those rabbis ever.

00:29:51.220 Thank God.

00:29:52.220 By the way, during this, can you bring up that other Israeli shit?

00:29:56.220 Israeli versus Palestine.

00:29:57.220 This was something that I found today and I sent.

00:30:00.220 And this is something that like, if you, if you made a skit about this, if SNL or you

00:30:05.220 just put a skit online and you're just like, let's just do this.

00:30:08.220 You would be immediately called anti-Semitic.

00:30:11.220 Like by, like to the fullest extent.

00:30:13.220 So I, if we can pull it up, uh, Tyler, it's, it was.

00:30:17.220 Yeah.

00:30:18.220 It's coming.

00:30:19.220 Just hold your horse.

00:30:20.220 Okay.

00:30:21.220 Whoa.

00:30:22.220 Attitude.

00:30:23.220 Do you pay for the attitude?

00:30:24.220 Jesus Christ.

00:30:25.220 What the fuck?

00:30:26.220 I said, I said it like, like two minutes ago and I, man, that's, that should be enough time.

00:30:29.220 I, I had fun.

00:30:30.220 I could, I could have bailed out Cole for a while there, but I let him fucking, I let him

00:30:35.220 paddle like.

00:30:36.220 Hold on.

00:30:37.220 Oh, this is in New Jersey.

00:30:39.220 Hell.

00:30:40.220 Watch your credit score.

00:30:42.220 They're saying fuck your credit score to the Palestinian protesters.

00:30:46.220 Really?

00:30:47.220 What the fuck?

00:30:48.220 I don't even understand the context for that.

00:30:52.220 We're going to ruin your credit, I guess.

00:30:55.220 Is that like a threat?

00:30:57.220 Because the, the, the Israelis, the Jews control the banks.

00:31:00.220 So they're like, we're just going to destroy it.

00:31:03.220 And they're yelling at that.

00:31:04.220 So if you can see it right at the beginning, you can see there's a Palestinian flag.

00:31:06.220 So like on one side of the street, it's like Palestinian protesters on the other side of

00:31:09.220 the street.

00:31:10.220 It's like Israeli protest.

00:31:11.220 And all the Jews are like, they already have an extreme low credit score.

00:31:14.220 They already have an extreme low credit score though, right?

00:31:16.220 These are all leftist protesters.

00:31:17.220 They don't have jobs.

00:31:18.220 No, they're not saying what's your credit score.

00:31:19.220 They're saying fuck your credit score.

00:31:21.220 I'm not sure about that.

00:31:23.220 That's crazy.

00:31:24.220 You think leftists don't have jobs?

00:31:26.220 Is that what you think, Toad?

00:31:27.220 I think what's your credit score might actually be.

00:31:30.220 Well, everybody doesn't make any sense though.

00:31:32.220 No, they said fuck your credit score.

00:31:34.220 Everybody involved is a leftist here, but we have the Zionists on one side.

00:31:37.220 Those are the, those are the people that actually have money.

00:31:39.220 And then the Palestinian protesters.

00:31:41.220 You're about to, guys, you're about to learn.

00:31:43.220 You're about to learn right now what we go through weekly in the group chat where Toad

00:31:50.220 makes like this like glaring accusation at, at one side and says, if, what does he say?

00:31:56.220 It's like, oh, if this person is like this, then they're always wrong.

00:31:59.220 Like, like he does these weird category categorizations of shit.

00:32:03.220 He's about to explain this to you right now.

00:32:05.220 It's very, it's fascinating.

00:32:06.220 I mean, actually is undefeated.

00:32:07.220 I listened to this like five times.

00:32:09.220 I like the audio on like going through this is not as good.

00:32:12.220 I don't know if I'm right about what they're saying.

00:32:13.220 They're saying fuck your credit score.

00:32:14.220 I'm just telling you who's on each side here.

00:32:15.220 Fuck your, I don't know.

00:32:16.220 So, so, so, so that the israelians are saying fuck your credit score.

00:32:20.220 So they're literally, they're like, they're the, the israel, they're aliens from Israeli.

00:32:25.220 They, uh, they're screaming essentially the quiet part.

00:32:28.220 Israelians?

00:32:29.220 Yes.

00:32:30.220 I'm right.

00:32:31.220 I'm tweeting that right now.

00:32:32.220 Israelians.

00:32:33.220 Israelians is crazy because if you think that they're fucking, if you think that they're

00:32:38.220 like Nephilim shit and if you think Nephilim are aliens, israelians.

00:32:41.220 That's fucking.

00:32:42.220 Israelians.

00:32:43.220 But what's the context for that?

00:32:46.220 How do you, how do I.

00:32:47.220 Israelians.

00:32:48.220 I've never heard of israelians before.

00:32:50.220 That's so good.

00:32:51.220 I think the israelians are actually leaning in to like what they do.

00:32:54.220 They were like, you know what, fuck it.

00:32:55.220 Like we do control the money.

00:32:57.220 So like Palestinians, fuck your credit score.

00:33:00.220 We're getting you.

00:33:01.220 Is that really what's happening?

00:33:02.220 Yes.

00:33:03.220 It might be.

00:33:04.220 They're protesters.

00:33:05.220 I kind of like, I kind of respect that.

00:33:06.220 No, no, no.

00:33:07.220 Like I'm glad, like it's, it's not what, it's fuck your credit score.

00:33:11.220 Play it again.

00:33:12.220 Play it again.

00:33:13.220 Even if it was, what's your credit score?

00:33:14.220 What sense does that make?

00:33:15.220 That doesn't make any sense.

00:33:16.220 Yeah, yeah, what's your credit score doesn't make any sense.

00:33:17.220 Like I told you, it does make sense if they're, if they're saying that they're

00:33:21.220 Fuck your credit score!

00:33:22.220 What are you saying on, buddy?

00:33:24.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:26.220 They are saying what's.

00:33:27.220 Absolutely.

00:33:28.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:29.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:30.220 They are.

00:33:31.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:32.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:33.220 What's your credit score?

00:33:34.220 They're implying that these people are poor, which is correct.

00:33:35.220 They are.

00:33:36.220 I told you.

00:33:37.220 Oh, okay.

00:33:38.220 Okay.

00:33:39.220 Okay.

00:33:40.220 But that's still, I don't think that's what they're implying.

00:33:41.220 I think they're saying like, Hey, you jobless fucks.

00:33:42.220 Why don't you?

00:33:43.220 Yeah.

00:33:44.220 Okay.

00:33:45.220 All right.

00:33:46.220 Yeah.

00:33:47.220 Yeah.

00:33:48.220 Yeah.

00:33:49.220 Yeah.

00:33:50.220 Yeah.

00:33:51.220 Yeah.

00:33:52.220 Yeah.

00:33:53.220 Yeah.

00:33:54.220 Yeah.

00:33:55.220 Yeah.

00:33:56.220 All right.

00:33:57.220 All right.

00:33:58.220 All right.

00:33:59.220 All right.

00:34:00.220 All right.

00:34:01.220 So they're saying like, Hey, you jobless fucks.

00:34:03.220 Yeah.

00:34:04.220 Yeah.

00:34:05.220 Okay.

00:34:06.220 All right.

00:34:07.220 Yeah.

00:34:08.220 Yeah.

00:34:09.220 better than fuck your credit score because it's it's literally them going like we're better than

00:34:13.300 you like we're no what they're saying is israelians are ruthless bro watch your credit score because

00:34:18.360 i'm about to call my grandfather or jp morgan chase and you're gonna see it go in real time

00:34:24.680 watch your credit score in real time shut the fuck up my great uncle's an israelian

00:34:28.980 oh shit let me pull that shit up um i just like the funniest thing about this is just like i'm

00:34:37.700 glad they're actually just showing because i remember uh dave talks about this he's like

00:34:40.940 because he's talking about the rabbi schmooley stuff with him because i don't think we even

00:34:44.460 talked about this about how this this rabbi is selling sex toys with his daughter yeah

00:34:51.000 no we didn't talk about him selling sex toys with his daughter yes we have we totally have like i

00:34:56.480 don't think we did i don't think we did dude you know so i just watched that uh the railian

00:35:01.240 israelian documentary israelian israelian documentary yeah i gotta i gotta watch that

00:35:06.800 this is about an alien cult it's about an alien cult that like they uh they worship the aliens

00:35:14.940 and they think that they can that they're gonna come back and shit like this but this is their logo

00:35:18.360 this is what kanye west got banned for remember then when he posted this he's like how's this for

00:35:22.580 offensive elon and this is an interesting overlap it's a crazy overlap and now we have israelians

00:35:29.200 we've got railians which is like a sex cult they're doing fucking cloning they're wake up

00:35:34.060 sheeple wake up dude hidden in plain sight people oh my god that's crazy that's crazy you know what's

00:35:43.140 real israelian alien it's all the same shit why does that dude look like that when they when you look

00:35:50.740 at rabbi schmooley and he's next to that image of like a muppet right it's like a hideous claymation

00:35:55.700 muppet dude what does anybody know what that what that claymation muppet is from because it looks

00:36:01.460 exactly like him like it's uncanny and i i almost feel like it was that's from a leprechaun

00:36:08.420 oh it's from leprechaun which one in the hood

00:36:11.140 yeah i think i actually i used to be terrified of leprechaun he was so fucking scary when i was a

00:36:28.660 kid yeah this dude is scary looking look at look at the face oh my god oh he looks like dr robotnik

00:36:35.540 like he looks like a testicle i tweeted out he looks like michael rapaport ate out kathy griffin

00:36:45.780 with glue all over his face and that's elaborate i mean that i mean it works i mean but the thing is

00:36:52.740 though just like alto jokes it works on like for uh in in text only like it works like in text it

00:36:58.980 didn't even work in text i remember seeing it and i was kind of like yeah i don't think it did

00:37:03.460 he workshops a lot in the chat and duds a lot and we a lot of times just kind of keep it moving

00:37:09.540 don't address it that's what they call me sir duds a lot

00:37:12.660 all right that was kind of funny

00:37:19.300 i don't know if it was funny that felt like charity at some point yeah but either way i think

00:37:23.700 we should ban them just give them that one for real no you guys have a production chat that seems

00:37:30.740 useful dude it's not it's not you have someone who's family all the time it's horrible

00:37:40.740 it's i i i i wish i could take honestly it'd be great if uh if tyler could just pull up the chat

00:37:46.100 and we could just scroll through it on the show that's that's i feel like it's i'm just saying

00:37:51.700 because it gets it gets i don't know what the i said or clint said or toad said

00:37:55.940 just roll that live very little production getting done in there and no matter how many

00:38:01.940 times we tell other people like toad and cole we're like hey this is for production and they

00:38:07.940 just put like anything in there and we're like that's not true it's literally for i think this

00:38:13.220 is pretty funny it could be content here you go toad is always like 100 of the time we're like what

00:38:17.940 the is this like if it was real life watch it if it was real life and you before you even see

00:38:23.940 toad if it was real life and the production chat was like an office and you came and you put a

00:38:28.580 paper on my desk every time you had an idea i go thanks and i put it in in the paper shredder right

00:38:34.020 here that's not what it is why why he's still standing there and you just go anything else

00:38:40.180 at some point it'd be like can you actually put that in there for me that's not what it is

00:38:47.620 it's like that would be great because like toad's gonna be like i got this one for you and you take

00:38:51.220 and you go thanks and you put it in there you got you got any other more and he goes like yeah you

00:38:55.460 just take it you just put it up anything else it would be funny to get to the point where like toad

00:39:01.380 would be let's say he's at his own desk and he's writing premises for tower gang and he i would like

00:39:06.260 i would train him so that he would write and be like this is great print grabs it from the printer

00:39:10.740 himself and then shreds it at his own desk before going to see me get him his own paper shredder

00:39:16.100 no no no it would be great you like you just have like toad we're buying you your own printer

00:39:21.620 and it's like it prints out right into the paper shredder just like he just like

00:39:25.620 don't worry it sends a scan to my inbox it sends a scan to my inbox don't worry about it

00:39:30.980 it's just it's just trash it's it's actually a matter transporter it's it's destroying the matter and

00:39:36.820 it's recreating it over in my office so i'll get it you know it'd be really funny situation

00:39:41.620 it would be funny to make like after i've shredded his idea and i'd be like no that was actually a

00:39:45.940 good idea can you put it back together and then watch him put it back together and then shred it

00:39:49.780 again after that would be mean that's yeah just because no because when i send stuff like it is

00:39:57.620 usually funny i usually get laugh reacts to it i don't think i've ever seen a laugh react to one of

00:40:00.900 the toad thinks toad because i sent another thing i don't know i don't know here's an opportunity

00:40:07.460 couldn't we pull up something that toad toad suggested i sent the downs thing i thought it

00:40:12.660 was ridiculous i don't think it's appropriate to just be going through the group chat especially

00:40:17.060 we don't know i mean like to actually pull up he was ready to be like no don't do that at all

00:40:24.100 what is down syndrome it's down syndrome is that today tomorrow's world down syndrome day tomorrow

00:40:29.060 and there's this group that put out this video where essentially the idea is that

00:40:32.820 downs people are just like you guys they can do everything that

00:40:35.620 all right i'm going to pull up the group chat especially oh all right in the group

00:40:39.380 chat that's literally what the video is fleek of the week this week we're drunk driving the culture

00:40:43.540 that's a t-shirt on a white t-shirt shirt go buy it or uh maybe get chosen i don't even think i

00:40:50.180 don't remember last week to choose anyone so yeah i think you literally i asked you and you said i did

00:40:55.620 i won yeah i don't go fuck the audience i won bitch i forgot is this that thing though with the

00:41:05.700 with the down syndrome chick where it's like oh don't assume that i can't have a drink don't assume

00:41:11.540 that i can't yeah that's pretty it's an interesting ad uh i didn't realize that it was for down

00:41:17.140 syndrome day but it's this down syndrome being like don't assume that i can't do things just

00:41:21.860 because i'm retarded in fact assume that i can do things is this it no what the fuck is that

00:41:29.140 what's insane about the down syndrome thing though is that is that they have the can't chromosome right

00:41:34.740 so usually we're we're saying that they can't basically they can't say no to all right i'm

00:41:39.780 gonna pull something up saying that they can do it i'm gonna pull something up from the chat

00:41:45.460 something from the group chat it's clint says incredible content and then he put this video so

00:41:50.100 should we watch it yeah probably yes do it go ahead okay let's watch it let's see oh this guy

00:41:54.900 is on your mom's house all the time or a content a gynecologist you don't have to wear gloves or

00:42:01.780 a dentist if a bad came into my office and got put to sleep with her mouth wide open i don't know

00:42:09.460 or a preacher just like the dentist if i could lay my hand on your head and make you pass out and

00:42:15.300 nobody's around to see it i don't know or a prison guard at a female prison

00:42:22.260 bitches out here want everything bitches in prison want anything or become a caregiver and make sure

00:42:29.460 you get a patient with dementia that way she can't remember what happened the night before game is game

00:42:34.260 or follow for more follow for more tips this is incredible i love the idea of replacing the threat

00:42:42.580 of rape with the expression i don't know like that that's so good i might not i might do it i don't

00:42:48.740 know what is consent right through this entire hospice this guy that could lead into toad's clip

00:42:57.300 whatever the idea this shit here i don't know what is consent what is consent this is

00:43:02.660 well do we want to discuss other it is a minute and a half it is a minute yeah no we can't do a full

00:43:07.620 see this is it's a long ad yeah a minute and a half like what you thought it was that important

00:43:12.980 of a bit i thought i thought i thought that there was a discussion to be had about the down

00:43:17.780 syndrome we're talking about right here you don't especially all these things especially because

00:43:22.420 the basically they're they're like they're like down syndrome people can fuck just like any

00:43:28.420 normal non-down person but we're just gonna skip over the fucking black dude no no i gotta get back

00:43:35.140 to the black dude because he literally we're not gonna riff on that shit like what no like what other

00:43:41.140 jobs can you uh can you be a pervert like that i'll be like a like a homeless shelter right because oh

00:43:47.860 that's true yeah you want this soup you gotta take you want this soup bitch shit i don't know

00:43:53.700 i don't know i don't know i just don't know i mean like how bad you need a fix you know here's the

00:44:02.340 here's the darkest answer you can get elementary school teacher no well i mean that's that's pretty

00:44:08.100 bad i was gonna go mortician uh hey i got a bitch laying on this metal table and

00:44:14.420 shit nobody's around shit i don't know it's still warm i throw it in the microwave a couple seconds

00:44:21.780 the children's cancer hospital

00:44:24.980 put him in the simulator real quick and real quick like it doesn't burn actually

00:44:28.980 30 seconds it's 30 seconds what's the only body part that stays warm on a woman after she dies

00:44:33.780 i don't know i just know that i think toad does need a downs

00:44:39.140 woman to do it yeah well he kind of already agreed that he would uh

00:44:44.340 a down syndrome person as a matter of fact i think that one chose that as you're like probably

00:44:49.780 i think they'd be a great pairing honestly dude that one that one in the video is famous right

00:44:54.180 isn't she the chick from uh champions of the woody harrelson movie isn't that her

00:44:58.020 what the fuck i'm talking about bro i don't know i just know that i think toad does need a downs

00:45:03.540 woman in his life to complete him i feel like this one though she talks we're not doing this again

00:45:07.940 we're not doing this again we can't no because the crazy thing is i can times i can actually see it

00:45:12.900 like it's not a thing that like a joke that i'm saying but i can actually see that like next time

00:45:17.620 you guys come over he's like can i bring my girlfriend i'm like sure and his girlfriend

00:45:20.420 comes over too and she's downs and then we have to make special accommodations for i could totally

00:45:24.820 be cool as i think it'd be beautiful what kind of special accommodations she can have a margarita i

00:45:30.180 don't know if you guys have seen the commercial she might she can have a margarita she has like

00:45:33.940 those arms still so we got to put like a like a ramp for her to get in the house or something like

00:45:38.100 that like that's i'm dead serious i see that that kind of in my future we're totally wait they'd have

00:45:43.860 a beautiful life together oh that's that's yeah um another one would be like a like a like a physical

00:45:50.260 therapist it's like they can't run away it's just like you can just be like no you need

00:45:54.580 some work on like it's like another good they're like shoulder hurts and you're like i gotta rub

00:45:58.420 your pussy i wish it was prison guard the pussy bone is connected to oh yeah they said prison

00:46:03.060 they said prison guard no i was not prison guard oh okay well yeah that would be yep yep so you go

00:46:08.660 back in time and be like you go back in time and apply for that job when you're like oh i'm gonna

00:46:13.300 fuck the vermin yeah no it's gonna happen they're even weaker uh one of the other jobs could be uh doctor to

00:46:20.740 the uh women's gymnastics team why would i fuck these germans when they're such shitty soap

00:46:28.980 how long are we gonna riff on differing different different rapes i mean there's a lot there's a lot

00:46:32.980 of things out there i think oh you could go on forever come on yeah i mean i could i mean uh

00:46:38.260 fuck and we said police officer if i've tased you and i've got you handcuffed on my plastic back

00:46:43.780 oh yeah you don't have to tase them just handcuff them it's and then just you're already like a

00:46:48.260 prison guard yeah dude i feel like most chicks i feel like cameras probably

00:46:51.460 it up for them i feel like most chicks probably would be like yeah i'd suck your dick just get out

00:46:54.740 of this okay oh yeah you're forgetting uh a priest do you think that he already said pastor oh

00:47:02.180 fuck damn it uh anybody is a little different i guess they go on a different like a hollywood

00:47:06.740 executive or hollywood producer right like that's just that's just easy that just happens

00:47:13.780 that's the whole point of being a cult leader though like that's like why everybody does the

00:47:17.220 cult because it always comes down to just dude it's so fun it's so funny you go to every cult and it's

00:47:23.380 like by the way like this cult it's all about free love everybody can fuck everybody except all your

00:47:27.940 wives have to fuck me first it's like literally every every cult you look into the history of it

00:47:32.340 it's literally every time they're like and then also uh guys you gotta chop your penises off except

00:47:36.980 for me i i'm the only one that can have a penis i'm king penis god chose me to have a penis and all

00:47:43.940 of you he chose not to have a penis president of you guys ever see oh yeah there you go you ever see

00:47:50.660 that uh show twin flames where they they prove that trans people and and gay people are just like um

00:47:57.860 they could be coached and all right so so i'll give you the premise really quick it's a guy

00:48:02.100 it's a it's a it's it's on netflix right basically it's a couple i watch a lot of trans content if

00:48:06.980 you don't know this is all right all right check this out so it's a couple that have convinced people

00:48:10.980 that we can this popped right up they were libertarians uh so they what they've convinced

00:48:17.060 you that they can do is they can help you find your soulmate right this is the whole premise of

00:48:20.420 their cult if you sign up i'm gonna help you find your soulmate you could imagine that really it's just

00:48:24.660 a bunch of fat bitches that sign up right because they're the ones that are really struggling so

00:48:28.980 uh initially it was like we'll help you find your soulmate they're within the cult too but there's

00:48:35.060 a disproportionate amount of fat bitches to dudes there's only like two dudes that sign up and then

00:48:40.020 like 57 fat bitches so the cult leaders they're like we got to figure out how to get these people

00:48:46.580 matched up with their soulmates so they start outsourcing them they go i can i can feel it

00:48:51.940 your soulmate is out there samantha next time you're out you're gonna bump into somebody and that

00:48:57.780 somebody that man is your soulmate what ends up happening is this ends in cease and desist uh what are the

00:49:06.260 things you have to get really like this ends in fucking yeah like basically uh restraining orders

00:49:12.180 right and so i love it and what they're telling them and you just go out looking for some hot

00:49:16.500 bitch and you're just like you're like you're my fucking soulmate motherfucker so they go don't you

00:49:22.900 dude it's unbelievable now they tell them to body check a bitch and be like you're gonna

00:49:27.700 love me now and they're calling you and calling you and they're and they tell them they're like no

00:49:31.940 don't let the restraining order that's unironically that's happened to me and i'm sure how many how

00:49:36.340 many people has that happened to we have like the fat bitch kind of like and then they're like i

00:49:41.380 fucked a fat bitch but like i've never had one like sicked on me and they bump into me all the

00:49:45.620 time you ever try to squeeze my one in like an aisle or some shit that happened to me it was not fun

00:49:50.740 it was wait what you had you had a fat bitch like wanting like stalker almost i don't know i never even

00:49:55.780 dated her yeah it was weird what was weird um she was white she was white

00:50:02.260 yeah they're usually the stalky ones it was strange strange you got a little mocha and you

00:50:10.740 you want a little bit more so so all right so um you know this ends up bad they they start getting

00:50:20.740 arrested and like these chicks start getting arrested legitimately they're getting they're

00:50:23.780 catching fines and everything so this is not sustainable the what they start to do then is

00:50:29.060 they're like well how do we keep the memberships going because it costs a lot of money to find

00:50:32.980 your soulmate so how do we keep this profitable business going and they go i got a genius idea

00:50:38.740 what's happening is god is telling me that some of you are masculine souls and some of you are feminine

00:50:47.540 souls so now they start pairing this up with that within the cult right and these these grown women

00:50:55.540 are just like absolutely genius okay i guess i'm just together

00:51:03.220 zero waste management i love it dude they just said like i was listening to them and they're going

00:51:09.540 like well i didn't feel like that but if they were saying it which just goes to show you like repeal the

00:51:14.820 19th because this is fucking insane that the fact that these women are just that gullible there's a guy

00:51:19.300 that does leather working on youtube and he does a lot of cool leather i'm learning from him but then

00:51:24.260 he does an episode every so often he's like got these tons of scraps and he's got a 10 pound bag

00:51:29.700 of scraps and he was like i'm not gonna just get rid of it we're gonna make something and that's that's

00:51:34.340 what these people are doing we're like got these fat bitches i could just throw them out but we're not

00:51:39.300 we're gonna use the scraps and i'm gonna show you some cool projects we could do and one of the

00:51:43.140 projects is the animal here at love so all right but that's not where it ends right so they they

00:51:50.980 convince all these like hey you're masculine you're feminine and a lot of them they're just like all

00:51:55.060 right i guess i'm lesbian now like i guess it's just what it is like i didn't know it i didn't realize

00:51:58.980 it but i am lesbian so now what ends up happening is uh because you can't really have like a chick who's

00:52:07.700 not a lesbian stay in a long-term relationship eventually she's gonna be like this sucks dude

00:52:12.340 i need a pounding this chick is not delivering so they start to can i cut in here real quick

00:52:17.780 because go ahead discussion i had with elizabeth because we were watching the 100 where apparently

00:52:22.420 like every woman in there is a lesbian i'm so excited to hear this story you have no idea it's

00:52:28.020 been weeks since we got a good cold story and we're right on it right now go

00:52:31.300 so okay so basically i was asking we were talking i was talking with elizabeth and i was like

00:52:40.820 how do you do you think they're just 69ing every time or like how do they have sex like all the time

00:52:46.180 like scissoring do you think they actually scissor legitimately do you think they rub

00:52:51.700 i didn't even say anything i knew i'm just looking like i'm asking a question i think they

00:53:00.980 actually scissored i think they genuinely over time just kind of stopped fucking and being like

00:53:06.740 yeah there's no way there is no way because like women just aren't like if you don't have that

00:53:11.620 masculine drive of like let's fuck like it's because there's always a girl could have that but i don't

00:53:17.620 know yeah i think i was like are they they're not you're not eating pussy every night like you're

00:53:22.260 not 69ing every night eating pussy off each other the sex with lesbian dries out and lesbians it dries

00:53:29.940 out and that's why that's like the most violent couple to be like statistically yeah they are the

00:53:34.580 most violent oh that's a good jc that's a good question what is scissoring

00:53:39.540 uh so yeah it's it's with two chicks uh they kind of like interlock uh interlock their legs and they

00:53:53.220 rub their pussies together they gotta get like some clit on clit action there so the clits are rubbing

00:53:59.220 up against each other get some some stimulation going on there so they can both get off like that

00:54:04.100 i don't know maybe maybe they got like kind of the labia kind of like intertwining there a little

00:54:08.260 bit too who knows get get a little bit of that you know like like juice going on some swapping of

00:54:13.220 the juice that's pretty much what i got from the stuff that i've seen i think you're right

00:54:23.220 you made my dick soft no i think he's right though because i don't know how they do it either i assume

00:54:27.860 that there is some kind of like like what like i don't know there's no way like lesbian sex is hot

00:54:33.220 and like in fear like you're like oh yeah chick's doing shit but then like in reality

00:54:37.540 it's just like rubbing your hands if scissoring actually works if scissoring actually worked you

00:54:41.700 should be able to take it off together no no no if scissoring actually worked you should be able to

00:54:45.060 take your shut the up if scissoring actually works you should be able to take your penis

00:54:50.340 up to your wife or girlfriend whatever and just rub it on her clit like like over and over and over

00:54:54.740 again and she would get off that's never happened it doesn't happen like maybe it doesn't happen

00:55:05.460 you're doing like elizabeth loved it

00:55:08.980 i guess i guess when you're as old as tyler and you've had like because he's like 103 so he's had

00:55:13.620 sex so much that he's just like i'm just going to try to do this today and he just goes well because

00:55:17.540 at some point like when he's back in the 70s and it was all bush and he was like you just can't find

00:55:22.020 the person he couldn't get it he was just like he was like i'm just putting it in anything it

00:55:25.460 doesn't matter but you know what i don't i think if they're scissoring with full bush that actually

00:55:30.180 that'll hurt after a while that's a much different situation there's no way you care has got like a

00:55:35.140 a brillo kind of aspect to it you're gonna lose a layer of skin you know what's funny that's not

00:55:42.420 two bitches with long pubic hair and they're scissoring so like oh and it ties up so friction it's

00:55:49.940 such friction that yeah it creates like bright breeds and they breathe each other's hair to each

00:55:53.780 other you ever see when when deer and their antlers get stuck together when they're fighting and they

00:55:58.660 die that way oh yeah the wild dead in the water there goes another one how many how many like

00:56:08.100 nine-on-one calls have there been where like the rescuers have come in there just it's just two

00:56:12.020 bitches just like sorry have you ever guys heard the concept of the jaws of life what are called

00:56:17.940 rat kings which are like these like yeah yeah they die they'll tie up they're like lesbian queens no

00:56:24.260 rat imagine imagine imagine a lesbian orgy a lesbian orgy where they have to like they come in

00:56:29.780 and they're like they call 911 and it's like eight girls just all intertwined bush

00:56:36.020 it's just we have no idea how it happened but if there's if there's a lesbian out there in our

00:56:41.940 chat i don't think they're oh god that looks so weird man that's just like what the hell that's

00:56:46.740 crazy i've seen a bunch of these i work so yeah i used to work in the in the mta so like in the tunnel

00:56:52.740 system i've seen rats do everything and i've seen ones like colonies that big they just get their

00:56:57.060 fucking tails caught together from like fighting or whatever they can't separate and then they die like

00:57:02.020 that but you see yeah you see that with moose it's just thinking about a one see that one

00:57:06.740 fucking butch lesbian with another dead lesbian between her legs but that that dead lesbian's in

00:57:11.780 ice and she's just going like she's just dragging herself to safety oh my god okay so they're definitely

00:57:22.900 not like tripping or whatever oh this is great yeah nedo shave company minimizing grown hairs razor burn

00:57:30.500 an irritation with 100 recycled plastic free razors whenever you need to shave your bush and so you

00:57:35.300 don't get velcro to another bitch although all our lesbian audience so you don't get velcro to another

00:57:43.540 listen if you're a lesbian and you want to have the best sex possible shave your

00:57:47.940 pussy and using the dough because you know you know what's even worse than velcroing yourself to another

00:57:52.100 bitch having an ingrown hair trying to trip each other not gonna work that that's that's not

00:57:58.100 pussy juice that's uh that's uh puss coming out of your ingrown hair okay honestly it would be a

00:58:04.740 it would be a good way for a lesbian to get away with uh like killing their significant other because

00:58:10.420 you again it's like the highest domestic violence rate but they'd be like oh she just got caught and

00:58:15.300 you know the police come and they see it she got stuck to my and and the police look at like with

00:58:24.100 the flashlight and they're like see it all the time that's the old grizzled detective he's like yeah

00:58:31.380 another lesbian queen she got it back to my it's like every time they they be coming up in here and

00:58:38.100 they're like my hair ripped off her pussy hair and then she just bled out right there out of her

00:58:42.180 pussy if i've seen it a dozen times i've seen it a hundred all right got another 308 over here two

00:58:50.260 bitches velcro to each other i just like the idea with the with the flashlight and they're like

00:59:00.100 fucking disgusting these fucking animals yeah i want to do it all right nephilim death squad uh david

00:59:09.380 and uh david and top like a cryptid sighting yeah but it's like it's no we're just investigating a

00:59:14.980 lesbian stuck together and we're just like disgusting look at this and then we pull out

00:59:20.260 and just shoot them that's why the cops go home and they beat their women because they just went

00:59:26.180 out on the job and they found more velcro to each other like i hate these women so much

00:59:31.140 come home they just oh another woman fucking beat that period i like to imagine the idea of like

00:59:37.860 the highest death rate for women is just getting velcroed to another woman it's like a super

00:59:45.060 dangerous thing and what's funny it's funny is because they also like women have a problem working

00:59:49.460 together because it'd be very easy for them to work together to get out of this they just would sit

00:59:53.780 there and argue and then just starve to death because they actually just wouldn't get out of

00:59:57.620 bed or something you pull i think i think we could save her if we get to her quick enough

01:00:04.900 the other thing that would solve this problem is if they both have uh poopes instead so those

01:00:10.660 things those things those things get stuck together they can just take those things off it's fine

01:00:15.940 i didn't like that video that was an upsetting video that was a great video you got i didn't like it

01:00:20.980 the wonderful producer has that rfk thing we were talking about i like that before we go there i just

01:00:26.980 want to say guys that that in that in that video in that uh that documentary he was able to convince

01:00:33.620 them to start taking hormones and start transitioning so all i'm saying is it's totally social contagion

01:00:40.420 it's so it's totally you could just convince women to do all kinds of silly like

01:00:45.060 lob off their tits and you know by the way i do i want to i want to get to the bottom of this how do

01:00:49.700 lesbian do they just stop having sex overall because like you can only like you're not they're

01:00:53.620 not rubbing each other's with their they're not tripping there's usually like a series it's like

01:00:58.980 when you need four times in a row for each of them to be like i have a headache not tonight once that

01:01:03.780 happens four times in a row everything dries up and shuts down and then they just become because like

01:01:08.980 you know that's when the flannel goes on and the hairs get short it's very easy it's very easy for

01:01:13.700 guys and girls like guys it's very easy for us to get on top go four pumps in finish and they're

01:01:19.060 just like whatever i'm done but like to eat pussy like it's like you're just like no it's a task

01:01:24.340 someone has to eat pussy and they're like it takes them a long time to get off because they're not

01:01:28.020 just it's not like or you do a strap on and you're just thrusting for no and they can't thrust they

01:01:32.500 don't have they don't have they don't have texting as they thrust yeah the only thing would be like

01:01:39.380 finger them but at the same time it's like i don't think it just works after a while i just don't

01:01:43.460 think they're just like they buy a subaru that's what i'm saying when you see that outfit when you

01:01:51.300 see the subaru the pants with a lot of pockets the haircut the flannel like that's when it's dry

01:01:56.100 that's yeah you know yeah that's the outfit it's a uniform yeah they're like yeah we don't have

01:02:00.260 dudes but to hold us down but we're gonna go do cool i guess honestly yes they look very much

01:02:05.220 like danny polish joke like that's what at what point did you come to the realization that adolf

01:02:13.220 hitler did not kill himself in that bunker hitler lives like see the nazis were actually right like

01:02:20.100 have you met people who have first-hand accounts of seeing hitler in argentina and there's no mention

01:02:26.820 of jews there's no mention of the holocaust because by the way the holocaust didn't happen

01:02:35.220 hey after after he saw that rabbi shmuley day smith took a big turn he was like these jews

01:02:42.740 man like i just i like this development this is a good art to me he called his mom he's like hey mom

01:02:47.940 you i don't think grandpa was you know honestly i don't think grandpa was a part of that i don't

01:02:54.340 even think it happened i think he just lied i think grandpa lied to us he tattooed his own hand

01:03:00.100 it's crazy it's crazy to even say i've been reading a lot of wikipedia articles dude i saw

01:03:04.660 somebody i don't i think maybe it was on instagram it was just like have you ever seen a tattoo that

01:03:09.380 was over like a million i don't i never have like all the all the numbers on their arms are like in

01:03:14.100 the hundreds of thousands and i was like that actually kind of makes sense if they all got a

01:03:19.140 number three and it never got above like three hundred thousand like oh yeah where's all the other

01:03:25.220 numbers go dude like i took a symbol somewhere else we don't know about what's the explanation

01:03:31.140 here i took clint through uh boston has this holocaust uh like memorial thing it's literally

01:03:36.260 a series of gas chambers that you walk through it's like these like no way to shout out to the

01:03:42.900 shout out to the viewers 666 of them but now there's more i saw that that was disturbing

01:03:49.060 there's no way it goes up to anywhere close to six million man also i saw somebody went to a

01:03:53.460 holocaust museum yeah rumble views holocaust memorial rumble views are like are like holocaust

01:03:58.900 numbers there i said it you're stealing my joke now yeah but he laughed when he said it there was

01:04:06.340 there was also another one i saw where they they were like it was just a guy it was like a schizo

01:04:10.340 post it was a guy just posting up uh like a bunch of just articles like in a video and like but he was

01:04:16.100 showing that over the years the number of holocaust survivors has increased and he was like i don't

01:04:22.420 think that should be that should work that way it shouldn't be happening like in 2013 they were

01:04:27.380 saying there was like there's only 200 000 holocaust survivors left and then like in like last year it

01:04:32.820 was like there's only 300 000 holocaust survivors it's not the perfect grift because it's unverifiable

01:04:38.180 like we should just start saying that we're descendants of holocaust survivors that's the big

01:04:43.140 thing there was a whole rash of like crazy stories like this that have been debunked time and time again

01:04:48.820 that people point to and it's like i mean yes people have grifted off this and it's like they

01:04:54.020 make it out like you're evil if you point it out and you're like yeah it seems like a lot of people

01:04:57.540 just like oh i guess i guess my uncle died what kind of cool things could we get if we start saying

01:05:02.900 that type of like is there anything left on the table i'm trying to look for the jewish guy establishment

01:05:07.860 like a large one i think like a whole region of land probably maybe that's interesting you know the

01:05:13.940 jewish guy meme jumping out a window the father running away jumping out the window but with the

01:05:18.180 jewish guy's yes it's just the fitz yeah yeah that one yeah i can't find it though that's like that's

01:05:23.060 so funny yeah he's like can i borrow five dollars and he was like five dollars what do you mean here's

01:05:28.340 what would i give you ten dollars yeah you want twenty dollars eventually the last panel he's running

01:05:33.780 out the room you know he's running out and he goes like you owe me fifteen dollars he jumps out the window

01:05:39.540 it says you owe me fifteen dollars yeah i tell you his own son is just hilarious oh that's such a

01:05:44.900 great meme that's a great meme yeah joe brown says you can get land in gaza that's pretty good

01:05:50.740 great do we want to do mailbag or yes oh yeah yeah i wonder if you could start to sublease uh land in

01:05:58.260 gaza yeah that'll be uh it's a good good path to get there mark vest really embrace the victim culture

01:06:04.660 how funny would it be if we can get this show like if this show made enough money where we could like

01:06:09.620 like do a go fund me and then ask israel like hey i want to be an early investor in some land in gaza

01:06:15.620 and just try to buy a plot of land with the show funds in what will be new israel could it be something

01:06:21.380 like you know how you can like buy a star can you buy well in scotland you can buy like a square foot

01:06:28.420 of land yeah you can probably become a lord like a lord yeah yeah can i buy a square foot of uh and

01:06:35.620 become a rabbi no to become a genocider right i want to jewish right i think she might be able to

01:06:42.100 do that because i think that the thing is you have to be jewish to buy the land you should you should

01:06:47.780 have to be american see the jews got it right they don't let they don't let in blacks they don't let in

01:06:52.500 anybody else they have closed borders they're doing genocide and you've got to be jewish to buy

01:06:57.780 jew land i love that you threw it you're like the other cool thing genocide genocide pretty cool

01:07:04.580 i mean how many groups realistically how many groups of people in america do you consider

01:07:08.660 genociding and we did a bracket on it but seriously if you were the jews and you can get away with it

01:07:15.140 why why would you choose palestinians no i wouldn't i would no no no no that's like why would

01:07:20.820 that that was like their first choice they were like number one because they're the closest browns

01:07:25.140 yeah they're just like the closest ones they're in their way they're in their way but like we

01:07:28.980 would have just seasons i guess it would be like really if i lived in atlanta piece of land so

01:07:34.100 number one for me would be like black people it'd be like i just gotta get rid of them there

01:07:37.300 there's too many around me that's nothing in georgia well they're just right here yeah in georgia

01:07:43.780 it was like it was a complete shock to me yo david when we got out the car bro remember that

01:07:48.980 i don't know if we told you guys the story we were trying to get mcdonald's and to

01:07:53.700 oh yeah yeah i heard i heard the story yeah and and yo i was like i pulled up and some black dude

01:08:00.100 was just like eyeing us like the car the whole time and i was like i was like i can't even go in

01:08:04.820 here to get something to eat now because i'm like i got my gun on me but i'm like do i gotta shoot

01:08:08.340 this guy no dude it was crazy no this happened tonight to get a shootout just to get a big mac

01:08:12.980 so i've been i've been going to um this like uh there's a mexican place like restaurant that i go

01:08:18.580 to but then right outside like his the guy's son like he's he has his own taco truck and so i go

01:08:24.900 like the taco truck's better so i was there tonight getting it and he only like it's only mexicans that

01:08:28.980 eat there so i was like i feel like i'm getting a good fucking you know it's good that's how you

01:08:32.820 but like i go there tonight and you call him primo you say hey primo dude he loves me dude should i call him

01:08:38.100 primo for real what should i what should i say yeah he definitely i've been twice now and like

01:08:51.460 he talks to me a lot like the entire time he's talking to me like we're just talking the whole

01:08:55.460 time so like he really likes me but i go there tonight and there's this black guy just like sitting

01:09:00.580 out there playing music i like how this conversation this conversation he goes yeah yeah

01:09:05.540 type in nado and nado shave code tower games tell him tell him that guy's like what the

01:09:10.900 are you talking about 550 for the tacos what's really funny is i thought about i was like what

01:09:16.020 if i told him about the podcast i do do you think you'd be into it or not i was like i really thought

01:09:20.660 that tonight so the fact that he brought that up is hilarious but like i was i was sitting there

01:09:25.060 and like and i'm just and it's just like a standing like it's just in a parking lot

01:09:29.060 and they're just like blaring music like like rap music and dude like i was like what is this guy

01:09:36.180 doing he's not ordering food he's never ordered food and he's just sitting there and he's just

01:09:39.940 looking at me and like he's looking at it like he's looking at my car and i'm just like i'm gonna

01:09:44.740 get mugged like and then like like the couple mexicans that were there they're ordering they got

01:09:48.180 their food and they left and so it's just me black dude and the guy in the taco truck and i was like

01:09:53.540 this is he gonna be like is he gonna be like hey man let me hold a dollar to give him some tacos

01:09:57.860 and i was like i'm gonna tell this motherfucker i don't have any money after i just paid for like

01:10:01.700 all these tacos that i just got i was really why is it and you know what again what do you think that

01:10:08.900 guy's intention was because they do that on purpose they go and they try to look like menacing on

01:10:13.460 purpose and some oftentimes nothing happens but it's like it's kind of like i don't feel comfortable

01:10:18.740 living next to you i don't think they have an intention i think they live in chaos and they just like

01:10:23.940 exist in this moment where like it's like fucking like i don't like schrodinger's black dude where

01:10:29.940 it's like dependent on whether or not you look at him dictates whether or not he's gonna stab you

01:10:35.300 or if he's gonna ask you for money or like it's it's they live in chaos dude you got to avoid eye

01:10:40.180 contact man that's yeah i was trying not to look at it but like that was my and that way you're putting

01:10:44.980 off a an aura of like you can't yeah there's a there's a crazy there's a that's the thing this is

01:10:51.460 and this is why people hate this is why i hate black people because it's always that

01:10:55.620 and it's like sometimes they might try to do some stupid and i'm like why do i gotta live like this

01:11:01.380 like it's like and then people like oh you what are you two to live around black people's like no

01:11:05.300 i just want to be a regular person like not like i'm traversing through a jungle

01:11:10.580 we're like like oh there's a gorilla over there exactly exactly like that yes i better i better

01:11:16.740 walk this way so that way this gorilla i don't get in his sight out of here that's crazy it's like just

01:11:21.780 walk like nobody wants to live like that this is very niche and it's gonna be we're gonna start

01:11:26.820 this one off with men's drive-bys with mark phillips of team usa this guy so i so i play madden a lot

01:11:34.980 and they have like schrodinger's black dude is simultaneously stabbing you and not stabbing

01:11:43.300 just why are you looking at him just again this is this is how little jose is invested in the show

01:11:51.540 that he's not can't even be bothered to log in how would i do that i'd have to get the

01:11:56.020 email code every time i think david even david pull up a comment right now

01:12:04.340 there you go he's he's literally you guys do nephilim death squad on this don't you

01:12:09.380 there you go what i was gonna say is this really niche but i play a lot of madden

01:12:13.700 and they have like audit like whenever you just have to draft a random guy that's not like actually

01:12:18.660 real they just have an automatic creative player there are 50 dudes i'm not lying that look exactly like

01:12:23.860 this guy even with the do-rag on it's a hilarious that this guy looks like a creative player in

01:12:29.380 madden just automatically created by the the devs so i just want to i want to point out that i think

01:12:34.180 jose did this uh already dead from tower gang just saying what i don't know shut up i don't know what

01:12:41.540 he said get the out of here why is he doing that mark is definitely a hood olympian that you want to

01:12:46.500 look out for he has won gold and several other hood activities and pay attention look how he looks around

01:12:51.540 to see if there's any witnesses as he gets ready to complete his drive-by let's see how he does

01:12:59.620 and mark starts sliding it looks like he may have caught his target off guard the target hits the

01:13:03.700 corner quickly mark cannot hit none of his shots this does not look good and mark has failed the

01:13:08.740 mission he is disappointed with his performance he knows he could have done better he is gonna have

01:13:13.940 to learn to slide better than that next up francis very own desmond johnson a very decorated hood

01:13:19.300 nigga in his own right he's looking to take on both middle men's drive-bys today desmond with a

01:13:24.660 phenomenal start he hits the target once but the target is not falling he's still moving he hits

01:13:29.220 the corner and the man gets away his hood in france is not going to be happy with his performance

01:13:34.420 he definitely may have to answer to an og wait what is this it seems like mark was so disappointed with

01:13:39.860 his performance he has decided to spin the block again the target is coming back outside to see if the

01:13:44.900 close is clear and mark has spent the block again successfully the target is on the ground mark has

01:13:50.420 won a gold medal this is clint's suggestion right that was pretty good that was a solid one i don't

01:14:01.300 know that was it that was a gangster clip man yeah that was mine that was yours and i like i like how he

01:14:08.580 said it's so swarmy too right yeah that was mine the air of a rich man you tyler i mean thanks for

01:14:15.620 that was a good clip but no big deal suggestion we we know that it's good all right uh mark vestibule in

01:14:21.780 the mailbag uh excluding children the elderly and the disabled the sick and the injured he's excluding

01:14:28.100 everyone man i have no options left is there anyone toad could beat in a fight yes obviously i could beat

01:14:33.620 women in a fight right no i don't know i actually don't know depends on the woman i guess my wife

01:14:40.020 my wife would you up and i actually saw her in georgia yes no she was sizing you up like for a

01:14:45.140 second she was like yeah yeah what his imaginary wife will you up he said i think all of our wives

01:14:50.660 here would you up honestly wait she was sizing me up what did i do no she just i was looking at her and

01:14:56.820 she was looking at you like this nigga like like as she was looking at him like pray yeah i was like don't

01:15:03.060 hit him like that's not nice like why would you hit him and she's like i don't know i just felt the

01:15:06.500 urge to fucking i was punch him i was thinking about the whole down syndrome girlfriend thing and

01:15:12.740 whether or not like toad would be able to dominate like a down syndrome girl but they kind of i think

01:15:19.460 they attack with their entire body like down syndrome people do everything with their entire

01:15:23.700 body so yeah wait and can toad beat up josie maybe i actually think they're the same age she's very

01:15:31.860 she's very slight she's very uh she's uh yeah i i outweigh her by quite a bit i would imagine

01:15:41.620 uh you do because she's very she's very small so like i feel like maybe you'd have a shot at josie

01:15:47.300 yeah yeah that's about where she has no soul she will literally like do whatever it takes

01:15:52.100 yeah yeah she doesn't have any morals like like when it comes down to brass tacks like

01:15:56.580 she's just there's nothing in there stabby yeah she seems stabby like for no reason stabby

01:16:03.140 yeah just a little stabby no i mean like fucking knives like it's like a you know like a stabby

01:16:09.940 yeah like a traditional stabby yeah wait a minute she probably has like a stiletto knife she's the type of

01:16:15.140 nigga to carry a little stiletto knife and have used it before like one of these like

01:16:20.660 right in the right in between like the third and fourth ribs she would just go right there just

01:16:24.180 well that's right in there i did uh i mean i've told the story before on the show right the time

01:16:30.900 that i like decked that kid and beat his ass josie seriously could get away with stabbing somebody like

01:16:37.140 at a big event she could have one of those knives and just be like in a crowd and just stab somebody

01:16:41.780 and then be like surprised after and nobody would suspect her like she would be good dude

01:16:47.300 i want to fight and this was back when i was like eight years old or whatever and i was like 38 pounds

01:16:51.860 or whatever i did win a fight i decked this kid i just knocked him out a kid who was like around the

01:16:57.460 same age as me you knocked someone out in third grade yeah he was choking me at recess and i turn

01:17:03.300 around i just punched him right in the head man you need to take every toad story with a huge grain of

01:17:08.660 salt no this happened it's real it's toad what is toad like you got sent to the office this is

01:17:15.380 like the only time i ever got in trouble we got sent what do you mean by what do you mean by knocked

01:17:19.300 out and we both got uh bad conduct slips for fighting and and like our parents i'm calling cap

01:17:28.740 i remember this vividly because this kid's mother looked like michael jackson and she came walking

01:17:32.900 like oh shit it's the michael jackson lady like this is not going to be good telling like overt

01:17:38.100 details is such a sign of a lie but yeah i don't even care about this story anymore but i do like

01:17:43.540 the michael jackson thing it's so ridiculous i've been really appreciating liars think like if i make

01:17:50.260 by the way does y'all does y'all's hometown also have a like a michael jackson homeless guy that like

01:17:55.540 dances on the side of the road for money yeah no oh okay jose gets it i got some hope you know

01:18:01.460 like do you always have the one homeless guys like dancing dude there's one guy that has his

01:18:05.780 venmo and it's like there's a big black guy he's like groovy and really gets into it no no this guy

01:18:11.140 he dresses up like michael jackson and he dances on the side of the what what are you talking about

01:18:17.060 daniel pennies to counter those that was aggressive that was really aggressive from cole

01:18:21.620 cole's trying to talk and he's like he was like what the what the what are you saying that's like

01:18:25.860 the third time he's gotten angry during this because i have stuff i'm already talking and

01:18:31.220 then he immediately goes did daniel daniel penny we need daniel like what the are you talking about

01:18:35.860 it's like we should murder them i think we need testosterone dude what i'm saying is there's a guy

01:18:44.340 there's a guy that's like he has his venmo and it's like mj dancer or mj homeless or something like

01:18:49.620 that it's like he dresses up like michael jackson and he does dances and sings on the side like on

01:18:55.060 the corner of the road and then like he just he's been doing it for years i remember imagine being

01:19:00.260 i want to be like not that famous but i would imagine being

01:19:06.820 he's not even this good he's like black michael jackson by the way he's not white michael jack he's

01:19:10.340 like uh which is the best michael jackson black michael jackson is the best michael jack but imagine

01:19:15.620 being so famous that uh homeless people emulate you like how weird must that be to see like if you

01:19:22.500 are michael jackson you're walking through the subway and you're like someone's emulating me

01:19:25.780 yeah are you so committed to the character that you start like raping young boys

01:19:31.220 oh do you do you ever pay him in his venmo have you ever paid michael no no i know because i've seen

01:19:36.420 him for a while i think before i think he's finally gotten with the times and gotten the venmo i just saw

01:19:40.420 him yesterday and elizabeth had never seen him before she's like what's that and i was like oh that's

01:19:44.980 michael jackson dude like he uh like i feel like that makes me a little bit more inclined like i

01:19:49.540 might if it was just like i knew i just had to tap my phone or whatever or like scan your

01:19:53.540 that's better than having him come to your car you have to roll down your window and here's an idea

01:19:58.420 can we get like a gofundme going raise as much money as possible um whatever we raise in the gofundme

01:20:05.140 we give to that guy and you got to record yourself giving it to him in venmo that's it

01:20:09.540 however much money these people want to put together that would be funny

01:20:12.100 and then he stabs cole after he gives it to him

01:20:18.420 that is like a nice thing to do and it's also like viral content you can legitimately you can

01:20:23.220 see him he actually like he'll like he'll be singing and dancing um yeah they dance

01:20:30.580 like they'll sing and dance and have like a little boom box beside them like on the side of the road

01:20:34.740 and dude he looks and dude he's like sweating and you can tell he's really tired because all the

01:20:38.820 dance moves are not as good as they used to be and he's also kind of old and so like they're like

01:20:43.060 he he'll do watching this old homeless guy dance and just laughing at him if i see him again i'll take

01:20:49.220 a video look at him sweat it's so funny dude give him some money give him some money i remember him

01:20:55.700 doing it in high school and that was like 10 years ago yo you should do you should do some gay

01:21:00.900 influencer should be like yo man listen for real for real no cap i've been watching you for a long time

01:21:05.540 dick yeah and and i just want to hit you up with this right here about it and then you drop him

01:21:10.260 a fucking whatever and i'm pretty sure he does also has like the crack teeth like you know what

01:21:14.420 i'm talking about like they're like where they're just not there like like he has that we should do

01:21:20.100 that where you walk up on what oh man we lost david we lost david i mean you're like yo man i've

01:21:29.300 been watching you but like slipping something really oh it was it was back i don't know what you guys heard

01:21:35.540 he's back we didn't hear we heard none of it also one other thing uh talking about someone said that

01:21:40.100 liz i was like they're so silent they must really be into this nah we don't know what you're talking

01:21:44.820 about uh also uh talking about liz someone said that liz can beat up toad liz actually today she was

01:21:50.100 like in the gym she was like i think i could no no she actually she was like i think i can beat up

01:21:55.380 somebody she was like if when i get really angry she was like i could really and i was like what you

01:22:00.340 just see red we set up a liz toad fight like it was like liz no fight it was funny it was such a

01:22:06.420 great tower game content she literally did the thing of like what like got like uh kind of like

01:22:12.740 guys do that are that are into like mma and they'd be like if someone just like kicks me i'll just get

01:22:18.100 mad i see red and then it's just over for anybody that i just get angry that's literally what she

01:22:22.180 she probably has zero idea of anything she literally was like if i just get angry enough she was like

01:22:28.020 nothing's gonna stop me i'll just like goku i love that he's like you'll see red and then you'll

01:22:35.460 see black like a couple seconds i don't have to know what the fuck i was like you'll see red and

01:22:39.540 she was like yeah i'll be with with their blood on me and i was like you're you'll be mad as fuck

01:22:44.340 when you wake up and she was talking about beating up like uh just it was literally like this uh because

01:22:49.460 she was calling her like a uh real housewives kind of looking bitch in the gym you know like fake

01:22:54.260 tits fake ass like older like mid 40s mid like late night 30s liz is being jealous and she was

01:23:00.580 like she was like she just came up to me and she like you don't say and she was like and she was

01:23:04.900 like i could just beat her up she's like i think i could just like whip her ass and i was like okay

01:23:09.780 that bitch has been through like three fucking divorces and shit she's fist fought her children

01:23:14.100 like you're not fucking her up man it's true she's fucking choking you out dude everything on

01:23:20.820 her body is fake like you can't like punch her titties and hurt her at all because they're like pop

01:23:25.780 oh yeah you could yeah oh yeah why is your wife so aggressive cole but she's not she wasn't

01:23:32.980 aggressive though because she was just like this is like the thing of like what whoa why'd she fall

01:23:38.820 down i think pull that back from the start what the fuck was that about i think she knew i think

01:23:42.980 she was she thought was brazilian jiu-jitsu and she was just gonna pull guard oh she was gonna pull

01:23:47.380 guard can you imagine pulling guard in a street fight i think some i bet some bjj guys would do that

01:23:54.900 i bet some bjj guys would literally pull like sit there and scoot your ass towards even if it's

01:23:59.700 successful so what the it's the gayest thing you can do like this motherfucker just pull guard

01:24:05.780 in a street fight if someone like i i've never fought i never fought anybody but if someone

01:24:10.260 didn't pull guard on me i would just soccer or do that you ever seen that rolly leg grab thing that

01:24:15.060 some bjj guys do yeah they'll spin yeah can you imagine if they did that a street fight just gonna

01:24:19.460 roll trying to get their legs over and over like a camora roll yeah they just keep trying it over and

01:24:25.460 over again if you do honestly that's a great way to win a fight against a black person because that's

01:24:30.900 like violence thin blue line rated implants that is a good way though top if you like if you have

01:24:41.540 a black person and you're gonna fight him if you just do continuous somersaults at them like

01:24:45.940 they're gonna stop fighting you yeah they freak out they're gonna honor but they're gonna be like

01:24:49.220 what the fuck they do not like they do not like anything outside of just like hands like they literally

01:24:54.580 talk about because they have a tremendous respect for for for martial arts like if you you know that's

01:24:59.860 true like that's why we i think you guys have talked about it and i was like watching and i was

01:25:03.540 like i agree so much the crossover like black people love anime because they love wu-tang they

01:25:10.420 love bruce lee they love like old school fucking kung fu shit and if you do anything that reminds

01:25:16.020 them of that wu-tang kung fu shit well wu-tang loved loved kung fu like that was their whole shit

01:25:22.900 and so if you if you do anything that reminds it is but if you love wu-tang do you also love kung fu or just

01:25:29.300 you just like the rap hell yeah dangerous overlap it's like a fucking circle really okay i didn't

01:25:34.660 know that i just like i yeah no i thought it was the same you have if you like wu-tang you're probably

01:25:40.100 black and you also like uh asian films and anime it's just like venn diagram like yeah martial arts

01:25:47.620 like asian shit yeah mm-hmm go on raven yeah raven continue oh well i know you're right but you

01:25:54.020 know what they don't fall for they don't fall for like if you do the like they won't fall for

01:25:59.060 that they know that that's fucking not real they know that's cap no they'll never let you charge up

01:26:04.180 actually maybe that's why they fucking hit you no like i can't let this nigga charge up

01:26:09.140 if you start going oh they're like oh shit gotta get him get him now

01:26:13.460 you see some hood street fights please this dumb ass never did this i gotta get him

01:26:17.220 they do that shit in street fights so when they take their shirt off and then they just kind of do this

01:26:20.740 shit like and like that's what they're doing in their head they're going how dumb were we because

01:26:28.740 i watched and i've watched dragon ball series like more than once there are entire episodes where

01:26:35.060 these guys are just charging up that's all that three episodes bro super saiyan three for a whole

01:26:40.820 goddamn episode wait wait super saiyan three took three fucking episodes yeah they actually charge

01:26:47.460 they were just like when he goes when he goes super saiyan the first time he's like it's like

01:26:53.860 it's it's 20 minutes and then another 20 minutes the next week of inner monologue and then he's just

01:26:59.220 like ah it's the greatest shit you've ever seen ad goes to add get dental work

01:27:06.100 for real for real and and i watched it like this oh my god dude i watched it with my homie on the

01:27:15.620 phone i was like are you watching this shit right now he's doing it he's really doing it man

01:27:23.220 by the way once he does charge up how long are the fight scenes is it like like 30 seconds

01:27:27.300 it's like it's over after that bro when he did when he went super saiyan i think the first time

01:27:32.180 he just yeah when he went super saiyan the first time i ran outside and i told my friends

01:27:38.820 straight up some of my friends cared some of them were like no to you but some of them were like

01:27:42.820 what when he went super saiyan the first time right after it was over i ate dinner and then i went

01:27:48.020 straight outside and we beat the out of each other like that was the first thing we did me and my

01:27:52.260 friends were like did you see that she really yeah and we just started each other up like that was the

01:27:56.900 culture of my entire childhood i was i was never us i was never a dragon ball z guy but i knew i

01:28:01.940 remember i vividly remember a kid that was like the dragon ball z kid in our like in my class and i

01:28:07.700 would just like it just didn't know he was the coolest kid in the class and i would just like

01:28:14.020 never watching it before i would just go up to him be like what's happened to dragon ball z bro and

01:28:17.540 he'd be like dude let me tell you i had every oh he's out again yeah it's funny that that happened

01:28:24.500 for you because i am like i don't even know how much older i'm an action figure oh my god bro i

01:28:30.180 mean you cut out for a while yeah you should probably just kill yourself at this point yeah

01:28:40.820 how much older am i than you i'm 35. you're talking about the me yeah i'm like i'm uh 28.

01:28:47.300 20 so almost 10 years so people your age were finding out that happened like almost 10 years ago

01:28:53.620 but they waited a week for the episode to come out that's how crazy that is and i when we watched

01:28:59.380 it that came out in like 1988. that's how old it is and it's still going it's crazy yeah dude i was

01:29:06.100 literally watching it before this i'm not even with you before this started i was watching um

01:29:12.580 the majin buu saga my my kid was watching it and i was watching real quick real quick

01:29:18.340 are we all sentimental here are we all sentimental here because the

01:29:22.820 fucking creator just died did anyone to catch that no i don't give a fuck uh he didn't yeah

01:29:27.620 i mean i was a little sentimental i was like yeah because you're a

01:29:31.460 jose you're sentimental about everything we're literally engaging in nostalgia about our times

01:29:36.340 the dragon ball z like yeah you're so good jose go collect the dragon ball i'm actually 27.

01:29:43.620 yeah yeah i'm 28 in a couple months that's why i was like you only made the coolest ever

01:29:49.620 but like really man but um but also black people love dragon ball too like it's not just you white

01:29:56.020 oh yeah idiots and so like that's how like that's how i got into the black community my boy i used to

01:30:01.540 be in tight with blacks we've had a falling out since then but i used to be like really close with

01:30:07.060 them why why don't they like why do they not like whenever you do martial arts in the fights why do

01:30:12.980 they just want to throw hands do they um i don't know i would say probably because uh boxing dominated

01:30:19.700 you know sort of it was like at the forefront of black black culture for a minute and then

01:30:24.500 because it does make them nervous as soon as you start throwing leg kicks

01:30:27.540 is it because they they have respect for martial arts but they don't have the work ethic

01:30:34.100 that's a weird thing because you know what it is i think it's a double-edged sword it's like

01:30:38.660 they respect it but they also think to practice it is gay yes right like it's like you do it they're

01:30:44.420 like you're gay but i'm not with you yeah because i guess i guess it's kind of a weird thing where

01:30:49.300 they just like they want to have like they were like the the best guys have natural fighting talent

01:30:55.380 they're just like only like literally no training whatsoever you should be able just to throw they

01:30:58.980 don't want to believe that work ethic is important have you ever seen african mma you know what that is

01:31:07.380 no african mma they tie they tie the left hand to the other guy's hand and then they put on his

01:31:13.700 other hand a big cast it's like it's a cast instead of wrist wraps it's rope so they'll do

01:31:20.740 yeah yeah kind of like until it's a big knot no it's a knot and then they just fight each other

01:31:26.740 like this like they're tied and then just going boom isn't isn't there what the ties do that too

01:31:31.300 don't they like oh i think he's actually got it pulled up tyler is this it i would like to because

01:31:35.540 that shit is retarded yeah so yeah dombe oh my god look how stupid this is they're literally tied

01:31:40.980 together and they're hitting each other with like if you've ever had your wrist wrapped you feel like

01:31:45.060 you could put your wrist through it these guys aren't tied but look you're only allowed to hit

01:31:49.300 with that brick on their hand oh it's literally i mean your hand is so hard and then watch what they

01:31:56.500 do watch what they do when they knock them out after you knock them out you're supposed to like

01:32:00.340 like just put your balls on his head like that's what they do keep watching this

01:32:06.820 no it's it's this is on youtube look look look look instant replay he stung him dude he look how

01:32:12.260 he winded up look at this this is cultural content like africanized bees african i mean

01:32:18.580 listen that's number five knockout look yeah look at this but look at these guys they're all at least

01:32:23.140 they have like they have like at like martial arts stances like look at the referee look at the referee

01:32:27.540 he don't know what's going on it's just some dude in a t-shirt i wouldn't say they have martial arts

01:32:31.940 stances i mean when they're throwing those punches their their rear foot is lifting off the ground like

01:32:36.740 this isn't yeah there's no bad technique like in the sense that they're like like they're kind of

01:32:43.220 they have a like a spread like they're just that one guy had on a church belt yeah it's

01:32:48.580 it's crazy sorry i don't know oh oh he does have a bit like yeah yeah it's just like a nice belt on

01:32:58.420 this is reebok uniform that's it that's his sponsor wrangler maybe that's maybe that was the

01:33:03.140 championship belt look no no no they don't like it they don't like it you can only hit each other

01:33:11.060 with one hand see they do do this though so top was right they do hold each other's hands a little

01:33:16.420 bit like oh i was thinking of um is it uh lethway is it lethway that i'm thinking no one just has head

01:33:22.020 butts watch this watch this watch boom whoa what was that oh watch what he does watch what he does

01:33:28.820 let's see and yeah yeah he steps over him it's like tradition that they have to step over that

01:33:34.100 that was kind of crazy that was he threw that over his shoulder like the way you could do a hook shot

01:33:38.980 oh god this is actually footage of a slave auction no no because uh lethway is the one where

01:33:50.740 they where they put ropes on and they have the knots on the knuckles right and then they like

01:33:55.460 shit like that out of each other yeah what's that is that african too no no it's like it's like

01:34:00.500 thai it's in thailand but yeah that's like toady ja right no there's a there's a white guy that

01:34:05.540 there's a left way is muay thai but it also incorporates head butts that's all that left

01:34:09.540 way and instead of having like muay thai gloves they have like they wrap their arm their whole

01:34:14.180 arm like or basically like here and and like and they have knots on the end of their knuckles too

01:34:19.780 and so they like it's it's worse than like bare knuckle boxing in the way it's like oh it's so much

01:34:23.940 worse it's so much worse to have to get hit with with with chunks of rope i mean that's like you know

01:34:30.180 why this is this is why the russian mma is also crazy because russian mma they'll do like a

01:34:35.140 three on three fighting that's that makes more sense i figured out why they do the

01:34:39.700 all that crazy rap with dombe and you're only allowed to hit with that hand it's because

01:34:43.540 everybody has like aids or at least like half the people have aids and they haven't figured out a

01:34:48.260 blood test yet so they're like you can only hit with this you can't risk any blood to blood contact

01:34:54.740 and that's why they don't want them to grapple either they're like don't you can't be getting up

01:34:57.940 because like once they have a like a cut they're like don't get up in his face like stop

01:35:02.180 stop getting like don't even get close you know what i like you ever watch the night lane irish

01:35:06.660 gypsy bare knuckle boxing where like they'll settle their disputes like these traveling bare knuckle

01:35:12.340 boxing groups of of irish gypsies or whatever the their ethnicity is and they'll settle well there's

01:35:19.620 so that's like a real thing if you go on youtube you'll find these dudes just traveling around

01:35:25.060 beating the out of each other and they're settling like old family disputes like you

01:35:29.060 fucked my goat you know three years ago i never forgot about it and they'll like and they'll hash

01:35:34.740 it out and then afterwards they'll like hug each other and shit like that but i look at those guys

01:35:38.260 i'm like that's kind of mma that's where tyson fury's from that's that's like whole his whole

01:35:42.500 shit that's like he's a gypsy just travel around and fight is this the shit that inganu was doing

01:35:46.580 whenever he was like didn't gonna do that like like no no oh can you imagine he would he would

01:35:52.340 actually actually actually kill somebody and ground who apparently was just a slave that

01:35:57.860 shoveled sand that was like his whole shit he was just a sand shoveler he said the sand sleeve

01:36:11.380 we could talk all this now because he got knocked out in brutal fashion i'm i'm no longer scared what's

01:36:16.100 up in god i know exactly how to get to you i gotta be a six foot eight half black person

01:36:26.180 what do you think about this this logan paul mike tyson

01:36:30.340 shit it's jake paul it's just it's just it's just happening yeah it's happening yeah i think it's

01:36:36.900 happening from what i've heard from what i've heard is that uh jake and logan paul's like uh fights do not

01:36:41.940 make any money like the like the the it's it's all and they don't even makes me happy

01:36:48.340 they don't they don't promote it like he he just fought some other dude he knocked him out i didn't

01:36:52.500 even know he's fighting i didn't even know francis and gana was fighting that just happened and that

01:36:56.980 was like it looked like a million dollar like yeah when he fought um because he fought um uh joshua

01:37:03.860 anthony joshua yeah anthony joshua yeah yeah yeah right i'd like to i actually would like to see him uh

01:37:08.020 fight in ganu fought jake paul did i miss that no no no no no he'd fight anthony joshua he would

01:37:12.820 beat the fuck out of jake paul jesus christ no that'd be cool no i'd pay for that

01:37:22.020 who was it was the guy that fought um fury three times um

01:37:27.860 like dude the from alabama uh davante wilder or yeah yeah yeah yeah why i would see wilder

01:37:34.100 versus anthony joshua just two dudes that just have nukes for hands and to see them just yeah

01:37:39.140 just go at it i think uh anthony joshua would win because i think he's just got better boxing

01:37:43.860 i think uh dionte is is just kind of this like wild swinging motherfucker like this is what this is

01:37:49.380 cool this was weird though this is a weird thing because i've seen people it doesn't really look like

01:37:55.940 he touches him it's kind of weird yeah oh interesting oh he didn't he doesn't even he

01:38:01.620 doesn't even slide back on his on his rear foot like it's weird i don't know it's just like he's

01:38:05.860 it stays planted he just falls it does not look like he touches him that's interesting i never saw

01:38:11.700 that that's the first knockdown but the second one he definitely clips him and he and he knocks

01:38:16.260 him out which is a yeah a very brutal brutal knock when i i i have an announcement to me because

01:38:22.580 i know we're getting deep into the episode real quick you know what all right go ahead and show

01:38:26.100 this fake this is just more conspiracy it's whatever twitter suggesting a lot of conspiracy

01:38:30.740 for i wonder why go ahead david what are you talking about all right well i i have to talk about so so

01:38:34.900 as the the winner of which is why i put this background here this wonderful backdrop because

01:38:38.820 i am the winner of coctober and i've been thinking a lot what to do with my legacy right because i i do

01:38:45.220 have a bit of a legacy here and and it's kind of like power that i want to wield responsibly and i think

01:38:52.180 that out there there is some some young buck right with a fat dick a young buck with a fat dick who's

01:38:57.620 coming for me and he's gonna want this spot come next october and i don't know if i have it in me

01:39:05.700 to keep like whipping this old battered dick out and swinging it around and trying to you know be

01:39:10.820 competitive with it it's just a lot and so i thought you can't even defend your crown one time

01:39:15.300 i don't know if that you don't even have one title defense in you you're like it's already an old

01:39:20.740 battered dick it's just a whole year what am i gonna do rain for two years two years imagine that

01:39:28.020 no you're gonna you're gonna pull a gsp you're gonna win the belt and be like all right i'm retiring

01:39:31.940 and then you're gonna come back in like three years and you're gonna be like you quit and i went up

01:39:37.060 a weight class my dicks got bigger i'm going up to i'm thinking how do i make my career

01:39:42.740 my my career as as king of october how do i make it more fulfilling and i think the way you do that

01:39:49.620 is like you give to other people right that's how you you know you make more of a thing and i think

01:39:54.180 what i want to do is i want to bring up the next generation of of fat dick october kings right and so

01:40:04.500 what i've decided to do is we want to do a raffle right and maybe conspiracy extremists you

01:40:11.140 fucking crybaby you fucking whiny bitch crybaby maybe you barbecue kind of already knows barbecue

01:40:20.020 already knows he was all right so in the pre-chat so what i'm thinking is we're going to do a raffle

01:40:27.140 right we're going to pick a tower gang shirt and we're going to pick a nephilim death squad shirt oh

01:40:33.140 that's that's actually a perfect shirt so the jurassic gang shirt and then uh i think top are we working on

01:40:40.020 a dangerous retard shirt yeah yeah we'll do that too we should get it right okay with the frequency

01:40:45.380 for helping your dick out too so i'm sure he's got a sequence for that uh so so what we're going to do

01:40:51.620 is anybody who enters uh you can enter a raffle by purchasing either the tower gang shirt uh jurassic

01:40:58.180 penis whatever that was and uh the dangerous retard shirt and at the end of i guess a month we'll call it

01:41:04.260 a month because we have to do it soon and then give them like time to prepare uh you can win this

01:41:10.660 this uh i don't know if we can get it into oh it's upside down i'm sorry guys this this this mail

01:41:16.500 enhancement device not used i haven't used it uh so i wouldn't do that to you i wouldn't give you this

01:41:22.340 fucking this grody thing that i've stuck my penis in i carefully put it back in the box

01:41:28.260 don't mind any residue actually that's just from the factory uh so but i this is my way of giving

01:41:36.500 back to the community instead of just like you know defeating people year after year with my old

01:41:41.860 tired giant penis i can kind of rear up the competition i can bring somebody under my wing

01:41:49.380 under my my big black bird wing and i can since i was the runner-up basically no

01:41:55.940 so i can do that right i can i don't think you were the runner-up who was the runner-up

01:42:02.660 i don't know it's the idea is the idea to find some mid cocks and get him a penis pump and then

01:42:08.500 bring them up i think so and what i would really like to is competition well mid cock like i see this

01:42:16.660 is my thing it's like do we obligate them to then like you have to enter into cocktober there's no way

01:42:21.620 to really force them to do that and maybe i shouldn't even say it maybe they're kind of too stupid to

01:42:25.780 realize that but no we're going to wait for fans into participating in october so we're going to

01:42:30.500 force you yeah we're going to force you to enter october but i want to know if this thing works like

01:42:34.980 i want to know because it says if we give you something apparently it's really for oh oh i'm sorry

01:42:41.140 i have to shout out if we're the name of the company that gave me this um oh this is like give

01:42:47.220 me one second yes uh shout out to integrated medical in newport richie florida shout out to

01:43:01.700 you guys so much for the penis pump um but yeah so so if you if you think that you have what it takes

01:43:08.020 and maybe you just need that little push over the edge or maybe you already have a fat cock and you

01:43:12.260 just want like a monster like you just want to roll around with this fucking irritated

01:43:17.300 stingy fat fucking veiny thing in your pants well buy either this tower gang shirt or uh or a dangerous

01:43:24.900 retard shirt when it drops and who knows man maybe you could be rolling around with a brand new dick

01:43:29.940 fucking this time next year you might have a fat piece on you not likely i just wonder if it works

01:43:35.460 i really want to know if it works i mean the theory i would like to know that you're you're kind of

01:43:40.660 pulling out the vessels which then allow the blood to get out there oh the doctor said it's really

01:43:46.660 girth that this does yeah yep um really kind of yeah not so much leg flowing it out you know giving

01:43:54.420 your dick you know right swedish made it's made in florida all right next next contest is the biggest

01:44:00.580 load cut the biggest load i need everybody to start retention right now and everybody's coming

01:44:08.420 that's not a bad idea biggest load send your loads to toad oh the toad loads by the way it's not a

01:44:17.140 picture either that's like a charity you know they have cars for kids we have loads for toads

01:44:22.500 load for toad they have to do it on a toad polaroid it's got to be something that we could

01:44:30.340 like measure against it it has to be a toad tribute yeah yeah oh my god send your cum tributes to toad

01:44:37.220 in we gotta see these pictures really what would be really cool okay this is what i'm gonna do toad

01:44:42.260 we're gonna get like a week a little no a little glass a little glass and it has toad's face on it

01:44:50.500 and on the side it's gonna have measurements like just little markers and if you want to be entered

01:44:55.380 you got to buy that cup and then fill it up as much as you can take a picture as a matter of fact

01:45:00.900 you can fill it up multiple times i think oh that's cheating no no yeah that's cheating

01:45:07.060 i like that how are you supposed to know who's load is the biggest i don't care about if your load is big

01:45:14.260 immediately i care if you have the commitment to buy a cup with toad's face on it and fill the cup

01:45:20.500 to the tail it up conspiracy extreme he's doing a couple of hits of meth and he's filling that cup

01:45:26.900 up but that doesn't make it like that's just sending toad just come like but we want to make

01:45:30.980 competition out of it if we're making a competition out of it we have to it's just to be one load and

01:45:36.340 you actually know it's funny it's not even saying it's like you have to send him in like a whole thing

01:45:40.980 in a bottle so that he can measure it how do we prove it's one load though yo we have honest viewers

01:45:48.420 guys hold on film it toad i promise you toad you you put you guys put very little effort into the

01:45:55.700 show but we have to build it to a point where we could do uh we could just tell our people like we

01:46:01.620 want you to send breast milk in and to toad and toad will drink the breast milk and then read it

01:46:07.860 on which one's the best like we can get the show to that kind of a point where we can do it there

01:46:12.660 i probably can i tell you guys a quick story about come and crack probably so um i used to have a

01:46:20.160 buddy who was a crackhead and he said that for a while he was buying crack from this place in the

01:46:24.300 hood in new jersey and eventually he stopped going there but his girl was still a crackhead so like

01:46:28.400 he would go and pick up crack for her and he's like in the beginning the dudes the crack dealers would

01:46:33.740 have him like pull you know around the block and they'd be like wait for me out there and i'd come

01:46:37.880 over there and give him the crack and he's like eventually we got tight so they were like wait at

01:46:42.000 the end of the block and then they got a little bit tighter and it was like you could just park out

01:46:45.900 front and then one day they even like let him in the driveway so eventually by the time he gets

01:46:51.580 close enough to these people that he's in the driveway he's no longer smoking crack but he is picking

01:46:56.220 up for his girl so eventually they go hey man come on in we know you come on in the house and buy

01:47:02.160 the crack and he's like fuck yeah dude so he goes inside he's looking around the house and he sees

01:47:07.480 a bowl so as these dudes are bagging up the crack he sees this bowl filled with like this milky white

01:47:15.780 mystery substance right and he goes um hey what's uh what's the bowl and they're like oh you don't

01:47:24.760 smoke this shit no more right and he's like no no i'm picking up for somebody else and he goes

01:47:30.820 we come in the bowl and then we mix it together and we cut the crack with it because it's cost

01:47:39.140 effective it's cost effective to to cut the crack with the cum oh my god is that what killed george

01:47:47.420 void so yeah i mean just you know i i like that information to be out there for people if that

01:48:01.880 if that stops anybody from doing crack that would feel cool man like if that little story i was i was

01:48:07.340 i was actually uh playing madden real quick i'm not lying on my phone during that whole thing

01:48:12.080 i've always said i'd be down to try crack but i think you actually convinced me out of it like

01:48:19.180 i mean i in my head like it went in rome if i was somewhere there was crack there i'd be like well

01:48:23.100 i'll try this see what this is about this that's a wild thing to say that is i mean i would i would

01:48:27.940 never find myself in a i would never find myself in a crack den though so i don't think it was ever

01:48:32.280 you know how you know how fucked up you have to be to be literally like i i want to i would try

01:48:37.620 some crack if there was crack you know if there's crack available situation arises it's like it's

01:48:44.340 like it's they're literally the john mulaney joke about like uh how like fries are like crack it's

01:48:49.400 like if if you're gonna get fries i want some fries it's just like if you're gonna get crack i guess

01:48:53.700 i'll have some crack i mean if like i'm i'm not gonna just order crack for myself everybody has to

01:48:58.100 eat some crack but somebody in the chat not ron said you've talked me out well not ron said baby

01:49:04.980 powder isn't that expensive and i think what this is really about is like black people are kind of

01:49:09.360 wild dude like they do wild shit like i was getting my hair cut and by the dude who was just he just got

01:49:16.100 out of prison when you get out of prison for a felony when you get out of prison for a felony you

01:49:20.900 could pretty much only be like a barber so my barber is let's get this guy razors and uh close

01:49:26.840 the people's necks but that's the only job you can get that and probably like a tattoo artist so

01:49:31.680 so my felonist uh barber is cutting my hair and we're talking about like uh the diddy thing and

01:49:38.440 like you know little wayne kissing baby on the mouth and all this stuff and he leans in and he's

01:49:42.440 like dude black people are animals like it's a known thing if you leave them alone in a prison cell

01:49:48.500 they're gonna fuck like it's a known thing i was like i just i just want david to go but like

01:49:53.600 yeah i agree 100 they're like fucking apes dude they're just fucking monkeys

01:49:57.740 right it's just like really i just hear them go

01:50:01.340 that's it that's a racist story you got any more mailbag toad i think we only did what one mailbag

01:50:11.000 we have time we have time for one more then we're fucking out of here it's almost two hours in

01:50:16.340 all right let's do um we'll do robin aka ginger midget who i don't let's go think has uh has uh

01:50:24.380 submitted to the mailbag before y'all thought it was borderline gay the coal would eat pussy after

01:50:29.760 he nutted in it so fellas is it gay if you bust in your girl in cowgirl and then her fluids and yours

01:50:37.380 both leak down around the boys into your own butt crack your jizz just touched your your booty hole

01:50:44.760 incredibly uncomfortable but not gay it's like also i don't think it's gonna happen is it possible

01:50:50.600 you know you know why it's gay because when it's over you have to take a towel to your butthole

01:50:57.680 and and you're wiping cum out of your butthole with the that's that's by the way do y'all this is

01:51:03.960 actually a good question do you after you get out of uh after you get out of the shower you just you

01:51:08.580 just you're nice and clean do you run the towel floss it through your butt crack to like actually

01:51:13.740 get all that's maniac shit oh what just like one of these yes no i don't floss it i actually the other

01:51:21.360 day you know what i do i i take it like like i'm already doing like like i'm wiping my ass with

01:51:26.340 toilet paper but i do it with the actual towel like i'm back there just like wiping my ass

01:51:32.920 like why are these fucking towels brown no no no no because i make sure so i i do i use a washcloth i

01:51:39.580 do use a washcloth i don't know if that makes me black or poor or whatever it is but i use a washcloth

01:51:43.560 but the same thing and usually i always shit before i shower so like i'm going and i don't wipe after i

01:51:50.060 shit before i get into the shower i just want to put that this is the sequence of the events yeah

01:51:53.860 you go shit to shower great question if you're gonna if you're gonna take a shower it makes sense

01:51:57.740 and then what i did wait if guys if you do that if you do shit you don't wipe your ass before you

01:52:03.200 get in the shower yeah like you got the shower running and then you take a shit yeah you don't

01:52:07.940 wipe your ass i don't like no i don't wipe it sometimes i go that's weird what i do before

01:52:12.780 then you wipe it on the towel later no no no no listen no no no i'm not fucking nasty i'll what

01:52:18.260 i'll do it's pretty nasty i'll stand pretty nasty no no no because i know i know spreading your ass

01:52:24.500 cheeks for the one i don't explain my ass but i do turn around let him explain i do turn around and

01:52:30.340 let the water run down and then i'll already have like soapy hands and i'll run that in there first

01:52:35.400 i'll go soapy hands first to like get it like whatever to see the brown water and then i wash

01:52:41.860 my hands off and then i go then i go to the the washcloth soapy washcloth and then wipe my ass again

01:52:48.620 and clean my ass so it's double like like get out all the fucking whatever's in there

01:52:53.560 after leaving shit all over it

01:52:56.780 let me ask you this cole when you're doing this it's like a bidet when you're looking down

01:53:09.840 at your feet as the shower's running are you seeing brown water i have seen brown

01:53:15.380 it's going to the same place it's going to like what you got to do is just feeding the

01:53:22.420 alligators you got to use the squatty potty so the shit it comes out in like one piece it doesn't

01:53:27.840 leave that much of a trace and when you know it didn't leave a trace it was like a phantom

01:53:31.340 shit then you can just hold that's never happened to you you know your shit is like

01:53:34.840 but my question is like but my ass is my ass is completely clean by the end and so when i floss

01:53:46.740 it with or like go and like like i'm good afterwards yeah but why get shit on your fingers for a second

01:53:52.280 let me tell you something real quick because i have seen your fucking ass cheeks there's no way you're

01:53:57.760 not retaining so much shit in those cheeks dude like that you're not you're not having a clean you

01:54:02.820 have massive ass cheeks your shit has to pass through the deepest tunnel of ass cheeks to get

01:54:08.720 out into the toilet there's so much left behind have you seen how harry cole's ass is too it's so

01:54:13.760 hairy like there's gotta be that's why i get up in there like soapy hand soapy hand so it's like

01:54:18.400 it's not even what it's just told me it's confounded that you skipped a step of wiping your ass

01:54:26.260 cole you definitely have dingleberries cole yeah do you do you have dingleberries you ever get them

01:54:31.320 i don't i swear to god he's got them i don't he's got them for sure i don't have them i don't have

01:54:37.560 them like little dried flakes of shit no i don't no they're probably firm but when he's wiping and

01:54:44.740 smearing it on his ass all the hair on his ass is probably retaining some dingleberries that he's

01:54:50.140 just not getting all of then all of you have dingleberries on your ass there's no fucking way

01:54:53.520 unless you have a bit like a nightmare for gay guys like you know when you see a chick with a fat ass

01:54:59.080 and you're like i just i couldn't even get there like it's so fat that i don't have the length that

01:55:03.460 it takes like gay dudes would have a bad time like scraping it i do it like when you wipe your ass you

01:55:09.200 disappear up to the wrist yeah put your fingernails up to the camera i don't believe you bite them

01:55:16.860 clean fucking fingernails brother they are like this this like what am i getting soap dirty no i'm not

01:55:26.620 i'm getting asshole clean that's actually a great question does soap get dirty is it magical

01:55:31.240 that's a soap get dirty or does asshole get clean

01:55:34.080 yes i have i have done that before the deep philosophical question

01:55:42.700 when i was a kid i actually had my own bar of soap and this is before i heard a comedian do a joke

01:55:51.060 about it too but you could ask my mom i was young and i would have my own bar of soap it's like

01:55:55.500 because logically i'm like you put this in your pussy dad puts this under his balls and then i put

01:56:01.240 it on my face and it always was like nah so i have my own shit elizabeth has her own elizabeth has

01:56:07.260 her own bar of soap and i have my own bar of soap and my question was if you do have like a stinky

01:56:11.560 ass and are you just rubbing the soap directly in between your ass cheeks nothing else just going

01:56:17.420 and that's it just i use pump soaps no yeah yeah so i don't i don't think you want to yeah that is

01:56:25.240 kind of gay it's kind of faggy what am i gonna do when i have this fucking pubic hair covered soap

01:56:29.960 that's just sitting on the dish you use the cum out of the bottle and you're like let me just put

01:56:34.220 this cum all over me and all i smack it so it shoots at me and i don't even i don't even use my

01:56:40.140 hands i smack it so it shoots on me and then i use a washcloth i use a washcloth david do you

01:56:44.960 moisturize oh that's fucking gay i don't believe you i can't stand no i can't stand uh lotion like

01:56:54.720 the feel of lotion is fucking disgusting i hate it i don't like it on my hands like i don't like

01:56:59.740 lotion period i never used uh sunscreen and then i found out that it gives you johnson and johnson

01:57:04.920 got popped for giving you fucking cancer with it so i'm like ah in your face faggots i was right

01:57:09.320 but like i never use lotion at all i don't like it i don't like chapstick either i think it makes

01:57:15.140 your lips more chapped yeah you know i don't like that no loofahs are ass dude loofahs are probably the

01:57:21.520 worst thing you can use yeah loofahs dude the dingleberries get stuck in the fucking like

01:57:26.580 netting shower glove actually could probably work for me pretty well uh no probably not no shower

01:57:32.460 glove wouldn't work well yeah shower glove would definitely get ass like it would definitely

01:57:36.340 get shit on it because it's like that it's like that uh you know what i'm talking about poop glove

01:57:41.120 you get poop glove you know what shower glove is right just wait does anybody just wipe your ass

01:57:46.060 does anybody have this does anybody have a poop knife instead of just wiping with a toilet paper

01:57:50.400 you're still gonna have some little bit of shit you're saying i already what about you cole cole do

01:57:54.700 you have a poop knife no what no like like the poop viral like the poop stick no i i this is don't

01:58:02.400 know anyone else who has that so i know a dude i like this is i i'm not asking from a viral thing

01:58:06.920 i'm asking because one of my best friends growing up had a poop knife and i don't know if you had

01:58:10.840 homies like this when you were a kid no oh you gotta i'm telling you i saw him shit once and it was

01:58:16.140 like it might as well have been a pineapple like he just he was like uh-huh and i walked into the

01:58:19.760 bathroom and i was like he left him in the toilet and i was like oh so it's actually unflushable and

01:58:24.880 you have to cut the card who is uh well his dad who's the one that big j does uh his podcast with

01:58:30.280 uh bobby um kelly bobby kelly yeah he says his 10 year old son has so big of shits he has to use a

01:58:37.300 poop stick to push it down the toilet yeah yeah dude there was a period of time my oldest daughter

01:58:42.860 was like backed up and she was creating these like mega turds there was actually like a term for it

01:58:47.360 they called it something like don't let it get some shit like that like it's an actual

01:58:53.500 like fucking medical term sir this is a scientific terminology i'm probably fucking it up but yeah

01:59:00.700 for sure i guess i went over my buddy's house a little kid like shit like this big you're like

01:59:05.940 what the next monster movie so okay actually this is a fucked up story i went over my my buddy's house

01:59:11.780 when i was younger and i saw this i was like why do you have a hanger in your bathroom and he was like

01:59:16.760 oh that's my poop hanger and i'm like what the fuck is that and he's like oh well i have to chop

01:59:21.760 it up with a hanger like a wire hanger to make it flush right yeah that was crazy toilets you go with

01:59:28.020 the uh bobby kelly i think on um uh on on shane on uh what the fuck shane gillis's show uh actually

01:59:36.900 showed the picture he actually showed the picture of the of the turd it was no lie like probably two

01:59:47.860 and a half feet long and it was like it was like it was sticking out of the the water and then going

01:59:53.240 down into so it was so long it's really the girth that matters though that's the thing that the toilet

01:59:57.780 has trouble it was girthy as well but it was also a long shit the length is fine it'll go down the

02:00:02.340 hole but use the poop hanger to abort the shit yeah essentially oh your uh your mom said i used to

02:00:12.460 wash my butt with daniel soap every day shout out mama lobster how dare you all right guys it is two

02:00:19.980 hours what'd you wash those big old titties with we are riffing way too long on poop i think her friend

02:00:25.180 is her friend is here probably watching this she's from new york and probably saying really what

02:00:29.920 the fuck is this about it's great who won fleek of the week super popular mom it's not a one fleek

02:00:35.320 of the week um i don't know your mom mom you won fleek of the week what was it again i don't even

02:00:45.460 remember what it was oh yeah she would never wear it she's never gonna wear it she's gonna need like

02:00:51.060 a quad xl size to contain those hangers though that's just mean so mom you're getting this shirt

02:00:56.600 drunk driving the culture you gotta wear it hit me up with the size uh let me know by tonight or the

02:01:03.500 offer doesn't stand anymore mom now it seems less wealthy without clint it's definitely less wealthy

02:01:09.560 it is yeah but all right guys listen the overall gdp down it's this has been a good episode i feel

02:01:15.460 like we we brought the heat we don't really need clint um yeah that's yeah we don't need him guys

02:01:21.800 hey guys this is a permanent thing so see you later

02:01:24.940 and hello everybody this is tyler we're gonna do a talking tires what happened here let's add this

02:01:37.300 back in here so i'm the producer i push buttons pull levers this kind of stuff i do here i got to

02:01:41.400 take care of toad and this is the production page uh last week over 40 things put in there almost all

02:01:48.140 of them by toad i try to rate them by who gives them to me and then a rating a one to five toad gets

02:01:53.700 an automatic two clint gets an automatic five or four anyway uh our pre-show we've been putting it out

02:01:59.820 but we got struck last time for hate speech so we're going to be putting it up on rumble and so if you

02:02:06.240 want to be in the pre-show join the locals and you get the telegram you get the pre-show and once

02:02:13.220 again a certified hate speech as defined by uh youtube all previous apologies disclaimers legal

02:02:19.240 notices not in conflict with this episode shall remain in force and full force in effect so all

02:02:25.000 our previous ones apply here uh the tower gangsta of the week uh tip of the hat to you candace owens as

02:02:30.820 we would say uh we got a review here from brain damaged great as always my favorite parasocial

02:02:35.620 relationship you guys can make uh comments over on uh spotify and we'll try to add them up in here

02:02:40.260 uh union of the unwanted clint and top were both on there it was a kind of a mess but it was

02:02:45.720 interesting so go check that out uh remember this joke it uh joke joint whatever top is going to be

02:02:51.280 there with sam tripoli so definitely go check that out jokejoint.tv and probably up on top's

02:02:57.600 website as well uh toad was on uh horseshoes and hand grenades for the second time i can't imagine

02:03:04.800 the first time was good but he's on there twice so please go check those guys out uh he's not anywhere

02:03:10.280 two and a half takes is dead uh we've also got the nephilim death squad they had on uh donald trump

02:03:17.000 it looks like and then i don't know a strange lady but check those guys out as always we loved

02:03:20.960 having raven on tonight he brings the heat and the cock uh always dead uh he's banging off here

02:03:28.220 and so go check him out he had a good looking woman on here jose that is so please check out his show

02:03:33.100 with no way jose clint is doing legal takes uh bad ones i must say but check him out he's finally back

02:03:38.800 talking about scotus we're so sorry in his best political show top lobster.com for all your merch

02:03:44.620 especially the tyra gang stuff i'm doing a show this friday on scotus rulings that clint got wrong

02:03:51.160 and you too can go check that out so just search uh lpr on rumble because i'm off of youtube for a

02:03:56.720 while next week clint and tim pool debate life in the in the midwest i don't know it's the tower power

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Tower Gang - March 21, 2024

Ep 169 - Israliens w⧸ The Raven

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