Tower Gang - Ep 168 - Fart Jelly

00:00:00.000 all right so i take the third of the chocolate and for the first half an hour i don't feel much

00:00:08.900 obviously because it's an edible about 45 minutes in i start to feel it and i'm like

00:00:12.600 and i'm just feeling good i'm like i'm feeling good i'm like getting ready for bed and then

00:00:30.000 all right well he said it wasn't going to be psycho you know psychedelic at all but uh it's a little

00:00:36.660 psychedelic 0.94

00:00:37.300 i'm on the 23rd floor of a condo complex if i fucking freak out and just jump off my balcony 0.98

00:00:55.020 that would really suck so then i fucking i look up gospel music on spotify 0.98

00:00:59.440 i got news for you and this whole time he's he's going jesus christ jesus christ 0.99

00:01:08.360 i said jesus christ out loud dog 0.91

00:01:10.300 just someone to catch you as for the cowardly the faithless the polluted 1.00

00:01:23.300 would you like mommy to hell 1.00

00:01:25.420 the murderers the fornicators the sorcerers idolaters and all of the liars 1.00

00:01:35.460 smiley face smiley face remember to do a smiley face yeah yeah he's the billy 0.99

00:01:38.680 there's their place will be in the lake that burns

00:01:42.740 with fire and sulfur which is the second death you have to say i want to crack

00:01:47.780 dude 0.96

00:01:50.200 let it burn 0.96

00:01:57.980 let all 0.98

00:02:00.980 let all of it 0.97

00:02:02.020 burn 0.99

00:02:03.440 oh my god

00:02:08.900 i'll be there

00:02:09.980 oh my god

00:02:11.820 when you fall

00:02:13.320 i'll see all the things you want

00:02:15.980 oh my god 1.00

00:02:17.820 it's tower gang wednesday motherfuckers 1.00

00:02:31.480 what's up retards 1.00

00:02:35.480 i'm trying to start a cult here baby 1.00

00:02:37.780 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad's 1.00

00:02:40.740 toad's a liar 1.00

00:03:05.780 he was a 10 in real life 1.00

00:03:09.300 she's like a dead 8 1.00

00:03:10.800 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:03:13.820 it's not what this show is about 1.00

00:03:20.740 this shit is retarded 1.00

00:03:21.980 you know what that means bitch it's tower gang time 1.00

00:03:28.380 this is clint russell host liberty lockdown 0.98

00:03:30.160 we got top lobster the progenitor of top lobster.com and your finest wares make sure you get that shit as well as nothing dust squad with david who tried to convert me to christianity fuck you nigga we got cole who's very jacked for being a tiny little man and he does no shows other than this one because he's got a life outside of the show we got no way jose jose got us on he does all sorts of conspiracy shit and he's very very special and we love him very much and then we got toad who we don't love very much but he still he comes back every single time and it's amazing but hi toad how are you doing buddy 0.89

00:03:59.160 very special I'm doing horribly oh tell us about it no don't go ahead actually you'll be really funny just mute him and so he just keeps talking and all of us pretend to be like oh I mean the audience wants to know if we don't know they don't know they don't

00:04:19.160 except for there are a couple team toads out there yeah you're right

00:04:22.340 I so I just got some some hot chicken sandwiches and I'm just like not even thinking about it I'm just like I'm just gonna pick like whatever like the hottest heat level then it like brings you through like the the process whatever the ordering process hate this so much

00:04:37.600 by the way actually like wait I'm sorry sorry toad toad toad toad yeah listen we disrespect our audience enough by uh like first off we come in with a fucking 10 minute intro yeah and then we go right to you and let's just set the it just sets the tone though I did see that in the here's the thing it's a great tone it said it said a weird tone it's like I feel very chill and I don't respect the audience to this level that I'm just gonna play 0.63

00:05:01.300 Laney Laney's other edit that was fucking banger too what's wrong with my head he does look like a low t megamind doesn't he 0.98

00:05:07.560 we can't even hear it you dumbass what is that are you kidding me yeah I can't hear shit there's no 0.99

00:05:13.780 very confusing yeah what are you doing that sucked what was that I tried to play essentially I'm dying 1.00

00:05:22.220 from a reaper chicken sandwich right now that's what's going on you you've had a history of uh digestive 0.94

00:05:28.460 issues right yeah ulcers was on the kill toad so you think it's probably advisable for you know spicy

00:05:36.100 stuff just saying how do your bowel movements function but I like how you doing buddy are you

00:05:41.400 having those big long ones that like uh like top post on his uh his ex you mean just describe the

00:05:46.580 morphology of your turds you mean in general or you mean like how is it I bet I bet toads uh turds have a 0.97

00:05:53.220 certain physiognomy to him I bet you I bet you if we were all shit I could tell which one was toads 0.97

00:06:00.220 yeah oh that's true you know it had it would have no form I bet you it's like a little one that just 0.94

00:06:06.480 kind of kind of like tapers off slowly like it's not like a log oh I wasn't no no I didn't I didn't

00:06:13.520 think like one of those it comes out yeah I didn't think toad would have any type of log at all he

00:06:17.660 would his would have no form or substance it's like it would just tapered off it's a very

00:06:22.000 it would be like it would be like gelatinous like light it would be light brown gelatinous 0.96

00:06:29.000 shit and you could see like oh it's fart jelly yeah I've always wondered what that is fart jelly 0.98

00:06:37.040 is the perfect everybody knows what fart jelly is it's not diarrhea it's like whenever you sit down 0.99

00:06:46.180 you sit down on like the toilet and you just like you can see yes you rip a nasty fart on and it just 0.96

00:06:51.940 and you look down and it's just like a shark like you hawked a loogie out your butthole yeah 0.99

00:06:56.000 that's what it looks like a brown loogie toad have you ever had a solid shit honest question 1.00

00:07:00.520 yes when um usually I do like my shits are pretty good because I shit with proper form because I have a 0.99

00:07:11.700 squatty potty they should sponsor the show really because we don't even run the ads for our actual 1.00

00:07:18.020 sponsors you know your shits your shits are snotty they're very like congealed oh there's no way it's 1.00

00:07:25.140 not squatty potty his shits are naughty oh but they're also kind of snotty as I said I'm not I 1.00

00:07:33.700 found it I cannot let this really smelly his shits are like fart jelly this is laney's intro or his 1.00

00:07:40.420 edit that he did the other day we're doing another two minute video what the fuck are you doing 0.99

00:07:46.120 fuck these guys if we start at 9 15 whatever if we start at 9 30 what if we don't start at all who 0.99

00:07:52.260 cares if we have topics it doesn't matter just come here and do whatever this is what I'm saying 1.00

00:07:58.000 do you respect these people hey young man listen to my instructions and do not make a mistake

00:08:03.620 yeah whipping that rich pride chicken come in and soft get it hard fried I just came to push out with 1.00

00:08:09.700 the frog guys get that up candy dope with the mob you do that again we're shooting you do you understand 0.99

00:08:14.700 anal is the best person Josie said it not me 1.00

00:08:17.720 no one knows who Reed is but my asshole will never 1.00

00:08:27.980 my cousin the back and he lost a brick cut that nigga off like you nagging bitch got my house in my 1.00

00:08:33.200 whipping your bitch in the strip on my neck and my wrist off that pad of shit 1.00

00:08:36.260 I'm the friends with y'all to rush to the ER and I almost died 1.00

00:08:39.500 she gon' suck me off it's automatic you can whack the hope cause I'd have it 1.00

00:08:44.060 and I ain't never $60 kilo tell the bitch to move it herself 1.00

00:08:48.020 carolina park can't train I'm the big lord bunny rabbit 0.99

00:08:51.980 you know what ivermectin is 0.99

00:09:20.260 rogan i would dm rogan a link to this fucking show right now 0.99

00:09:38.060 out of your mind every week 0.99

00:09:40.720 hey every week

00:09:42.200 hey top top

00:09:44.320 perfect 0.98

00:09:56.060 guys i just wanted to be known i'm the idea guy like that that fucking the the tower gang 0.99

00:10:13.700 photo the aaron bushnell thing i didn't i didn't catch that i didn't catch that the first time i watched it yeah i didn't catch it the first time i watched it that's so great it sounds exactly like it that that video vibrates so low 0.66

00:10:26.640 in comparison to the one that we just saw it was like kind of like upbeat but this one was like just the most

00:10:31.940 everything the one thing you can think every time i hear automatic i just think of that um

00:10:37.320 that brett cavanaugh edit or he's just like uh

00:10:40.760 what is he was like uh i drank eight beers automatic it's like i drank nine beers automatic

00:10:46.780 like you know what i'm talking about have you seen the edit i think we just got laney a job 1.00

00:10:50.440 yeah for real

00:10:51.840 hey hey hey matt reif back off don't pay our slaves 1.00

00:10:55.120 yeah back the fuck 1.00

00:10:55.620 i know right what the fuck damn matt 1.00

00:10:58.700 i know we're not gonna have no more dope now we're gonna have to pay laney what the fuck 1.00

00:11:02.740 he just swoops in what a fucking this whole show's become about we in the pre-chat we were talking 0.99

00:11:07.580 about uh how like because uh some of you guys are also trannies and we were just gonna start calling 0.96

00:11:12.140 you laney boys or maybe call like all the fans laney boys that's it like our laney boys being a

00:11:17.620 subsection like an archetype of a tower gang audience it's like it's just the trannies in the audience 0.99

00:11:23.300 it's a subsection i think it's good that way like when we ever become this like extremist right-wing group

00:11:27.860 we get a bit it's just funny in all the articles like they they'll have to either skirt around or address the issue that we have a whole

00:11:34.040 subtype of laney boys 1.00

00:11:36.280 you know what i mean so it's like it's almost like we have a lord within us that like oh yeah we have a third gender we we sort of

00:11:41.920 accept that but but at the same time our third gender doesn't 0.99

00:11:45.360 like our trainees are the type that hate trannies and minorities so it's it just is it's it's a mindfuck 0.98

00:11:53.300 y'all y'all definitely seen this sometimes i had too many beers which i gladly do and which i fully embrace 0.98

00:12:00.200 working out automatic whacking out automatic catholic all girls schools automatic still is

00:12:09.060 that's why i kept hearing every time he said automatic in that rap song i just kept hearing brett kavanaugh

00:12:34.960 going too many beers automatic questions uh how are my levels do i sound all right you sound a little 0.99

00:12:40.160 low sound good you can go way higher slightly low oh you have an arm now holy shit you have a whole 0.97

00:12:46.000 someone oh dude you have to finish finish up the story terrible all right number two number two 0.96

00:12:53.600 laney you're gonna have to decide on a gender all right because like i can't keep calling you he 1.00

00:12:58.720 with the name like laney you know what i'm saying like i know you say call me he but like you look 1.00

00:13:04.500 like a chick you got a name like a chick why the fuck you a he son stop being cute or something you 1.00

00:13:09.640 know stop being so fuckable laney like like if you're gonna be a late like you can't be a he 1.00

00:13:16.440 and like be like fuckable yo i'm pretty sure the first moment we asked him he was like no don't call 1.00

00:13:22.580 me she that's gay but then we're like we're all like but you're cute so what the fuck why are you 0.99

00:13:28.140 doing this to us it's so confusing like dude i i can't consider you fuckable and still call you he 0.99

00:13:33.640 that's gay is that like the is this is this just an extension of that tomboy um like discussion that 0.99

00:13:40.920 was going on for on twitter for like retarded what the fuck is up to that i mean like she's not the 1.00

00:13:45.360 hottest she's cute though like what it was by the way i i 100% believe your whole family for her 1.00

00:13:51.120 she's just as she's just as astroturf as uh that fucking redhead faggot that uh did the 1.00

00:13:56.120 it's a damn shame what the world's coming to oh the song was a banger and you're an asshole 1.00

00:14:02.880 but she's just as astroturf as him the fucking bullshit i mean the whole argument the whole 1.00

00:14:10.520 discussion was like retarded it was kind of like hey look at this hot country girl you guys are 1.00

00:14:15.800 fucking faggots for liking that okay toad toad with a really a really brazen statement there he 1.00

00:14:23.040 says it says the girl is far more fuckable than the country singing dude all of her hands 1.00

00:14:27.740 thanks for that that's right i think honestly toad you should take either for because i feel like 0.98

00:14:36.580 what you know her name what what's her name hannah what hannah baron does she have nudes he 100% 0.93

00:14:45.480 knows if you you googled it didn't you you dirty dog she didn't see what she did how many times you 1.00

00:14:55.800 jerk off to her in her fucking little bath uh not bikini whatever top bathing suit top their bathing 1.00

00:15:03.340 suit top yeah actually i don't believe you dog are you saying wait do you think toad looks up do you 1.00

00:15:09.200 think toad looks up into the nudes of every every woman that has like has like a come up like it just 0.72

00:15:13.820 random like it like goes viral you think he goes insert name here nude leaks and then he probably has an

00:15:20.460 algorithm like an ai that does it for him like oh it sees it sees a girl just starting popping off

00:15:25.600 and it automatically sends him an email with like it's like it's an automated email just has like

00:15:29.880 once they receive a certain amount of notoriety they immediately screen them for yeah he immediately

00:15:37.180 it's like it's not it doesn't check through google it checks through like uh that uh that russian

00:15:41.540 website yandex i don't know if you know what i'm talking about it's like oh you don't know about

00:15:47.180 yandex yeah i do have to like compile in my mind like for every like female celebrity like does

00:15:53.700 this woman have nudes that are out there or not like i have that information so do you do you or 1.00

00:15:59.180 do you not have google alerts on for nude leaks like just like famous person nude no not like i said 0.98

00:16:06.640 it wouldn't be google he would he would use like a russian website or some shit like that like homemade

00:16:11.400 ai app that i've uh used for this function yeah what do you think and it just scrapes the entire

00:16:16.700 internet i've already seen these why would i be receiving an alert i'm using ai to do it yeah

00:16:22.800 because i know shit nigga all right i believe you though are you really so did can we talk about 0.98

00:16:30.640 can we talk about his living situation we had a few observations in the pre-chat that i really want 0.99

00:16:35.320 to bring to the main show we gotta let's get into the meat of the show let's go let's get into what

00:16:40.540 the show's about making fun of toad yeah we were we were just talking about his surroundings like it

00:16:48.020 always remains the same for three years i've seen it like this now you have i think we've except for 0.96

00:16:53.540 jose jose's the only one that also hasn't changed at all maybe jose has added a new fucking sticker on 0.94

00:16:58.440 is a door or a or a updated comic book i don't like the weights have grown dust that's about the 0.77

00:17:04.740 only changes and this is there's like there's a couple things the uh on on toads he has those uh

00:17:10.860 funko pops back there still in the packaging which i'm not really one to make fun because i do have

00:17:15.920 funko pops but not there's something bizarre about his situation and it's the literal only decoration

00:17:21.820 in that room and they are neatly stacked on top of each other still in the box so there's something

00:17:27.500 just weird i need i need everything to be neat like that yeah that's his entire domicile strikes

00:17:32.500 me as a serial killer my funko pop is in my pc actually and i'm not lying about that i don't 0.86

00:17:37.240 understand keeping funko's in the like they're a 15 collectible their whole purpose is a cheap ass 0.87

00:17:42.300 collectible i i want to i want to this is also something we we wanted to address this not necessarily

00:17:46.860 that it's in the middle of the floor if you look at it because you can't really see it on this if

00:17:49.980 you go take them the big screen again go big screen on toad yeah one second just just for the for now

00:17:55.760 in in the in the right side of this you can see i guess his left maybe he's i don't know if he's

00:18:00.440 inverted or whatever but his his tv's right there i have never ever and anybody you can ask anybody

00:18:06.740 out there have you ever seen somebody put something permanently in front of their tv on the floor only

00:18:12.560 that isn't that isn't furniture it's so permanent it's like furniture he's like he puts like it's

00:18:18.660 like it's it's also it's also important to note that he has he has perfectly placed the weights

00:18:24.040 where we can see them yes yeah that's not a fucking accident it's perfectly in alignment with his left 0.93

00:18:29.600 arm it's unbelievable it's also interesting here's why it's bullshit no there's not a pair of them 0.94

00:18:34.580 where i put them toad you don't have oh i didn't notice that you're right they're all different 0.53

00:18:38.560 sizes that looks like a 10 and then maybe that's what like a 15 or those go up incrementally from

00:18:44.040 8 to 30. those are those are three sets there's no way he has a 30. those are different sets those

00:18:49.240 aren't 10 to 40. you're saying there's no matches is that what you guys are trying to say yeah i'd say

00:18:52.600 it's 10 to 40 but it's literally a 10 15 a 20 a 25 a 30 and a 40. it's the perspective of the photo

00:18:59.160 that makes it look like toad are there are there pairs yeah a couple of them are pairs they're all

00:19:05.040 a couple of them that would mean most of them you guys are being retarded i'm looking at it's 0.94

00:19:09.040 three pairs no i think the two i think the two on the on the far side are not pairs correct yeah no

00:19:14.860 that's right yeah see that's one's way bigger you can tell everything's bolted to the floor

00:19:19.320 yes maddie this is the other thing this is the other thing there's no couch and so i pointed this

00:19:24.060 out i said toad you have a subwoofer for the tv and show them how you sit no no no no i want to

00:19:29.960 get to i want to go through sit no no hold on top i want to go through this if our audience sends

00:19:34.280 you art will you put it up and you're in that room yeah yeah probably i want to go through this

00:19:39.880 because i i pointed this out i said toad you have a subwoofer on the left side over there yeah but it's

00:19:44.560 not next to a couch to watch tv and i was like how would you can't use the sub and then and then

00:19:50.040 toad does this and then toad does this so show them what you did we should have them send you if

00:19:54.600 if you're in the audience send toad some stuff for that you think you'd want to see in his house

00:19:59.520 toad tell him your address right now

00:20:01.480 just send him just send him a big ass nazi flag yeah so i i i pointed this out to toad and toad goes 0.90

00:20:11.540 oh that's because i don't have a couch because i do this and he rolls his gaming chair over to the 0.87

00:20:17.880 middle over to the middle of the floor to watch tv this is what he does keep in mind this is not my

00:20:25.000 living room i have a living room downstairs with another tv this is my upstairs tv but yeah if i

00:20:29.320 want to watch it i don't have a couch up here so i do this

00:20:31.640 i mean i i will give him i will give him credit for this this is like something there's memes about

00:20:43.560 this of like how little it takes for a man to be happy with his living situation and and this

00:20:49.080 guess this goes into what clint's whole living situation too he's a bachelor these both are

00:20:52.880 bachelors i guess toad counts as a bachelor right no yeah well but in like a sad way you know not like

00:21:02.340 a bachelor that's a tower game question is toad a bachelor oh that's debatable he's the bachelor

00:21:09.820 that they say it when it's like an old politician you're like well he's a 60 year old bachelor and

00:21:14.600 there's like a wink and a nod like what does that mean toad is a bitchler dude they just had a show on 0.99

00:21:20.360 that i'm the golden bachelor do you think you're a bachelor i'd like to before we tell you why you're 0.83

00:21:26.540 wrong i'd like to hear your your opinion do you think you're a bass in this accusatory fashion

00:21:31.420 yeah you think you're a single man i mean i mean don't you don't you have to be on the market to be

00:21:37.700 part of the market i don't know i'm on i'm on the market there's just very little demand 0.99

00:21:43.560 you know the the fucked up part is that's a fucking lie i've known you long enough to know 0.99

00:21:49.880 you've had plenty of opportunities and just fucking spiked them yeah we lost the fucking 0.99

00:21:53.960 viewer because of you benzer used to be in the chat all the time and now she's gone 1.00

00:21:57.320 she probably killed herself i think she killed herself over toad wow yeah probably it's fucked up 0.98

00:22:03.660 true you know honestly if you were the thing that pushed over the edge like 0.97

00:22:09.820 no big deal right does anybody know where benzo is i mean it's not in the chat anymore not in this

00:22:16.760 chat tyler tyler clinger said he spoke to benzo three weeks ago i don't buy it i think it was 0.99

00:22:21.180 probably totem person in here to try and cover his tracks relatively cute and she wanted to fuck 1.00

00:22:25.920 the shit out of you and no that wasn't good enough for you i guess because you have standards or 1.00

00:22:30.580 maddie i don't want to hear from you maddie unless it's jokes about your your racism and your 1.00

00:22:36.120 your fucked up brother or you pro you proffering yourself to toad you know she actually pro zimpic 0.99

00:22:42.600 i don't know maddie's not lying her her brother must be like haitian or whatever because i did that 0.99

00:22:49.440 that design and i misspelled haitian and maddie called me on it she was like oh that's like a typo

00:22:55.040 and i had to go back and fucking edit everything oh by the way bring it up fleek of the week oh no 0.95

00:22:59.340 that wasn't fleek of the week that was just because no that was that was actually too good 0.87

00:23:02.400 of a of a shirt to be fleek of the week well that's a top lobster shirt that's not a that's

00:23:07.700 not a tower gang shirt this one here yeah this is a top lobster shirt so i see i spelled it wrong h-a-t-i-a-n

00:23:12.980 but if i refresh it it should uh there we go that's a new one look at that haitian it's more

00:23:17.880 hate filled the other way h-a-i so whatever she does know black people about that stuff but let's do 0.99

00:23:22.340 fleek of the week why not oh there needs to be a blood dot on the pillow oh yeah okay fucked it up 0.99

00:23:43.300 you dumb no no it's fine it's fine again i we figured out that like none of the shirts i call 0.99

00:23:47.300 my guy and i say don't print that shirt and i send him the new file so make it a smeared bloody 0.99

00:23:52.200 swastika just like i'm gonna smear it like a wilson's face from fucking castaway castaway yeah 0.99

00:23:59.000 that is that is the craziest thing i've ever been a participant in i love i love the i love the cross 0.98

00:24:05.520 necklace i love the cross necklace that he's definitely never worn you just got it subtly

00:24:10.200 you need to subtly slip in the swastika like do the do the face do the face but in the background

00:24:16.240 you almost can see a little bit like it's not overt you have to be looking for it so you'd be

00:24:20.580 like oh that's just some background design what are you talking about or it's a blood a blood dot

00:24:24.500 when you like zoom in you realize it's in the shape of a swastika oh it's like really really tiny

00:24:29.080 it's just really tiny actually i could do if you scan the qr code it's a it's a swastika

00:24:34.820 you can set a tiny pattern i can set a tiny pattern and make a raster brush that only only does the

00:24:41.620 pixels of a swastika but when you do it over and over you probably wouldn't be able to tell unless

00:24:45.520 you really zoom in that's some next level shit yo do that do that to put a qr code on it and 0.99

00:24:50.820 when you scan it you go straight to the fucking picture if it wants to cover no fucking reason 0.99

00:24:54.660 one of those magic eyes that's fucking hilarious dude that would actually be perfect because to 0.97

00:25:02.640 just put those just send out those qr codes just like as i have put them out of stickers that people 0.98

00:25:07.380 can put places you just put qr codes people scan it just comes up as a fucking nazi flag 0.94

00:25:12.760 it just comes up as this podcast you're like we found we found a way to circumvent hate speech 0.98

00:25:18.460 laws like this is fucking genius shit right it's it's literally it's funny because doing the tiny 0.94

00:25:24.900 swastika that is literally subliminal messaging that's literally what that is especially with my 0.99

00:25:30.280 goofy as with a with a pillow say mind comfy and super microscopic swastika yeah well qr stands for 0.96

00:25:39.720 quick racism so it's one of the most retarded things that's ever happened uh you and clint like 0.96

00:25:46.600 clint brought this up but comfy sounds better it just like the reason it's better is because it's

00:25:51.280 mind comp yeah your face though in this it's because it's mind comp i do look so happy to be

00:26:01.460 there you look dude that's that's the happiest i've ever seen you like like in a picture at least

00:26:05.240 i can't believe that picture exists yo in the original picture you don't look that happy but when i put you

00:26:10.540 next to the pillow even dude it's so funny his aura changes whenever he gets more comfortable 0.92

00:26:17.620 even whenever it's a still picture it's like yo you could chisel him in stone and then fucking make 0.96

00:26:22.780 him a little comfier and it'll change a little bit dude you ever you ever you ever seen like i'm 0.94

00:26:28.120 gonna pull out a niche i'm gonna be fucking toad here you ever seen the movie mousetrap you know i'm 0.98

00:26:31.820 talking about yeah and there's a picture of the dad and they would it flashes to him every once in a 0.78

00:26:36.920 while and like it's a it's a painting but it changed the facial feature like looks different every

00:26:41.600 time they look at it that's how like clint is quick note uh it was my dad's birthday today had a

00:26:46.800 lunch with him and he said he said i heard you mention that you do another show on your show

00:26:50.600 recently and i was wondering i was wondering uh you know if you could send me a link and i was like

00:26:54.860 not gonna do that dad and he's like he's like why i was like oh you can't see this side of me he's

00:26:58.740 like what side and i was like the side you'll never know about and he's like okay we just moved on

00:27:03.780 he's watching right now dude here's the thing i don't know your dad but i feel like if you

00:27:10.800 showed him for him what was that is it is it less is it less program for him is it less a program for 1.00

00:27:16.300 him than my dad is i just don't think you don't know if your dad's a piece of shit or not what oh 1.00

00:27:20.920 i know i think i think your dad's a piece of shit probably you're talking about your stepdad right 1.00

00:27:24.380 my stepdad would love this shit oh you're talking about your real dad no it was my real dad's birthday 1.00

00:27:29.300 my real dad would be like this isn't libertarian 1.00

00:27:32.880 when you uh when you sang happy birthday to him did you sing happy birthday daddy

00:27:38.460 no oh by the way i have a i have an update on that i have an update on that please please so

00:27:43.900 developing

00:27:46.040 so uh this is actually really funny and i noticed it

00:27:50.960 for those that don't know yes cole saying happy birthday to his father-in-law not his dad

00:27:57.200 and he said daddy yeah happy birthday dear daddy is what i said so i think that was propositioned

00:28:04.660 you now so i think there's been some subliminal meshes over the years since i've been married

00:28:09.240 because i looked up so you know how people have their uh like guest book they write their names in

00:28:14.340 episode 145 happy birthday daddy that's uh go watch it oh so you know how they'll write like uh

00:28:21.140 they'll have a guest book and they'll be like hey you can write something nice to the the couple

00:28:24.540 or whatever and then people will keep the guest book with them like you people have been married

00:28:28.580 you know what i'm talking about well we did ours on like a platter it was like on like a um

00:28:33.440 like a big wooden platter and right in the middle her dad her father my father-in-law her dad

00:28:39.560 wrote us a message and it says like um so excited for you to love you love daddy i swear to god on there

00:28:46.740 it said daddy and the other day i was just we were eating we have it above like in our kitchen 0.85

00:28:50.760 and i was looking up there and i was reading them and i saw daddy and i go what the fuck i was like 0.68

00:28:56.320 he called himself daddy and i was like so i was like to be fair the context was also talking to

00:29:02.680 his daughter there but but it was just funny to me that like still applies you shouldn't be calling

00:29:08.640 him daddy i know i could i i know i fucked up real bad it's a little bit different when you directly 0.99

00:29:13.160 call him daddy than when he says daddy referring to you and you're his daughter not so much you as to 0.96

00:29:18.740 his daughter i do call myself daddy to my son yes my son and his daughter

00:29:22.660 that sounded awful that's real narcissistic of you cole why would you call yourself daddy like it's 0.99

00:29:29.080 kind of gay you trying to turn your son gay no no no seriously i can't even be funny in this moment 0.99

00:29:38.880 just no i mean there's a certain age when they're little where it's cute i feel like there's a certain 0.97

00:29:43.140 point where you're like all right you guys start calling me daddy it's weird like even for my

00:29:45.840 daughters they're old enough now where it's like they don't call me daddy that's weird but they did

00:29:49.640 call you daddy at one point right yeah when they're really little it was cute i feel like cole is

00:29:53.780 disavowed christianity to a point like i go to church every sunday

00:29:58.480 the way you live and and what but the one thing that he will not is this like very hardcore hatred

00:30:06.720 of gays like you could tell like underneath he's like no because i accused him of being gay before and

00:30:10.640 he was like no stop chill today i said something it was like uh actually it'd be really funny to

00:30:18.100 play it because i said it actually it made me laugh out loud when i saw it because i was not expecting

00:30:22.040 the uh cole what does it make you laugh out loud i'm starting to think is it showing actually like

00:30:27.600 when i see a gay guy i don't laugh out loud i get irrationally angry 1.00

00:30:31.740 he laughs at everything except homosexual you know what's crazy too is like between the five of 1.00

00:30:39.280 us there's no doubt in my mind that that items phallic devices have been deeper in his asshole than 1.00

00:30:46.740 any of us he's definitely his knuckle in there at least one he's got a razor handle up there 0.98

00:30:55.400 yeah i mean how do that's we've never asked you this i don't know why i never asked you oh we've 1.00

00:31:00.420 definitely asked him if how deep how deep that motherfucker go huh are you actually gay no 1.00

00:31:05.360 dude i'm not actually gay if you didn't believe in god would you be gay i don't know i like pussy 1.00

00:31:11.600 let me tell you what's been going on this is what i like pussy but i love asshole 1.00

00:31:15.340 guys guys guys liz has been manipulating him since college okay to get him to put shit in his ass 1.00

00:31:25.000 right and she's planted that seed and then she's probably doing somebody pumps daddy with traffic 1.00

00:31:30.260 what do you gotta do yo your sis i mean your sister 1.00

00:31:35.140 like a buff white guy trying to get in the rap game 1.00

00:31:39.320 she's trying to she's trying to set up a threesome with another dude she's slowly making you gay 1.00

00:31:46.060 and now she's introduced a threesome yes which has accelerated the sexual degeneracy 1.00

00:31:51.820 and now you're angry at gays because you're feeling gay shit there you go cool cool answer 1.00

00:31:56.980 the question how deep that how deep you put shit in your butt which thing all the deepest thing 1.00

00:32:02.820 maybe like maybe like an inch i mean it's not like i don't know that's two liz knuckles right 0.99

00:32:12.200 once you go an inch deep you're already in that's a whole liz thumb that's what that is 1.00

00:32:17.560 that's another question if you're uh is full gay man here if you put a penis an inch into your butt 1.00

00:32:24.920 is it gay oh yeah wait what if you put a what a penis into your butt is it only one inch 1.00

00:32:30.460 how far does it need to go 1.00

00:32:32.120 all right this is the fucking 13th edition of is it gay guys is it gay to stick a penis 1.00

00:32:50.500 one inch into your butthole only what what point do you have to clench it off and go no no no 1.00

00:32:55.860 does it depend on the size of the penis going into your butt because if they have a micro penis and 1.00

00:33:01.940 they only have an inch and then the guy's like the guy's matter yeah i think it does matter if it's a 1.00

00:33:06.900 big it's if it's like a so let's say this person's penis is their their penis head is an inch so it's 1.00

00:33:12.020 not so much the length as it is the proportion of the cock i got how much and and how much what 1.00

00:33:16.900 percentage of cock do you have to have in your asshole before you go what if it's so thin that 1.00

00:33:22.520 it can it can enter your asshole without actually touching it how that means you've had a lot of 1.00

00:33:28.760 that means you have a lot of gay sex already at some point gay guys are just not gay anymore 1.00

00:33:36.260 you have a cock like i'm two molecules thick what the fuck we have an expert answer here 1.00

00:33:41.040 10 the the question wasn't it was a wrong question to say how many inches because that's subjective 1.00

00:33:46.780 it's a it's about the percentage no yeah top top to back you up this is a really important point 0.93

00:33:51.640 because there are dudes out there with one inch dicks and if you let a one inch dick dude just bottom 1.00

00:33:56.300 down that you are dick down proper from a one inch dick dude and that's pretty good it's it's gay it's 1.00

00:34:04.020 the gayest when his like body oh yeah when he makes it yeah it makes the slapping sound on your ass 1.00

00:34:08.920 10 is like makes perfect sense because that's i was trying to make a 1350 joke and i didn't thank you 0.99

00:34:14.720 for making that you're getting in and you're like you first get in there and you're kind of like

00:34:18.800 but then there's that moment where you just kind of break through right 10 percent of things like

00:34:22.480 right before that break this is why i know cole's a liar because he got through the breakthrough point 0.99

00:34:27.840 and he says oh only about an inch bull fucking shit that's past what you get past an inch 1.00

00:34:33.000 that's gay dog you're gay you're fucking goatsy you're fucking goatsy just spread it out 1.00

00:34:39.240 what if you had one of those uh the machines you know the machines that they use to fucking pull 1.00

00:34:44.840 out babies like the the four steps right the rice machine i think it works 0.99

00:34:48.520 right there is uh rife is there a vibration setting that you can get to make your butthole open up 0.97

00:35:00.680 just i bet there is yeah there probably is so that's the question so your butthole another another 0.99

00:35:06.440 another point to getting the uh the butthole the the the butthole the butt plug rife machine 0.93

00:35:11.800 definitely still another thing you just stick that in there and it spreads you out just put 0.98

00:35:15.560 it on whatever fucking we're marketing geniuses we are right we we made a we that was like last 0.97

00:35:22.040 week by the way does this does this mean that if you if you only get 10 of your 0.97

00:35:26.280 into a woman like does that mean you've also like can you say babe i didn't her like

00:35:31.640 it's like it's not gay like can you i think 1.00

00:35:37.400 these guys these guys i worked with this is i mean one of the dumbest motherfuckers i know 1.00

00:35:41.480 this is a 50 year old man he goes to the dr and he leaves his wife says no honey you're not gonna 1.00

00:35:47.400 cheat or nothing like no nothing like that he takes a picture of himself what he called surfboarding 1.00

00:35:52.280 on a hooker's pussy which means his dick on the oh yeah you're like like oh you told that move 1.00

00:35:57.720 where you're in between the cheeks the grooves of the lips yeah yeah yeah oh that nope that's not 1.00

00:36:02.280 cheating that's just his wife sees it his wife sees it that's just fucking rubbing your dick on 1.00

00:36:07.640 shit his wife sees it and he convinces her he convinces her it's not cheating right so i mean 1.00

00:36:14.280 this is a pretty pretty solid argument bitch i'm literally just rubbing my dick on some shit 1.00

00:36:18.840 yo why would you take a picture of yourself doing that mattress i wasn't cheating on the other mattress 1.00

00:36:23.240 he showed it to me he showed me the picture so i know exactly what he was doing i was like why did

00:36:27.160 you show that to me why did you take that why did you show it to me why do you why do you still

00:36:30.920 have it after your wife caught your on your phone he's like he's like he's like there's no such thing

00:36:36.040 as double jeopardy homeboy no for real that's what it was like and i looked on facebook the other day

00:36:41.480 he's still with his wife i'm like incredible and i know he's going every year doing the same 0.81

00:36:44.680 shit he goes back he goes back to the dr by himself every year why would you why would you look 0.99

00:36:50.760 those long whips and wraps them around wait wait wait so this does this mean like a boob job is not 1.00

00:36:55.480 a boob job is not from what the surfing either you mean titty fucking a boob job whatever like 1.00

00:37:03.160 they can call it a booby job i don't know a booby job i call him baby could i get a booby job 0.98

00:37:10.760 your daddy wouldn't give me one but i thought maybe you'd give me a booby job i know you're really

00:37:14.600 gonna squeeze them together i'm just basically doing pecs but you sent this discourse to outsmart the

00:37:19.800 tour thousands of years ago were you asking what was uh judyism is just ancient tower gang 0.85

00:37:26.920 i'm asking i'm asking like what there is no pleasure in in surf boarding a 0.99

00:37:34.760 fucking dominican republic maybe for you crazy yeah maybe no condom it's not condom either 1.00

00:37:41.480 you're not putting your dick in anything it's great hey i've seen i've seen haiti and i know the 1.00

00:37:47.240 difference between haiti and dr i wouldn't wear a condom in dr i would wear i would wear five 0.99

00:37:51.960 condoms and you know what kind of discipline that takes though to like literally just rub 0.98

00:37:55.880 it back and forth on the the grooves of the vagina and never just be like i'm gonna push it down like 1.00

00:38:01.400 an inch oh yeah this is awesome yeah he just fucking lied yeah he's a liar he told the thing is his wife 1.00

00:38:08.760 can you imagine telling your wife i didn't fuck her i just rubbed my my dick up between her 1.00

00:38:13.480 pussy lips so i busted if there was a line of cocaine between her butt cheeks then i could 1.00

00:38:18.600 see him maybe doing that the thing is his wife believed it and then he kept it on his phone 0.99

00:38:23.960 and then went back to the dr the next year by himself would you rather do it on the 1.00

00:38:28.360 on the pussy lips or would you do on the butt cheeks or would you rather get a titty 1.00

00:38:31.560 fuck which one would you rather do well that's that's it that's a great that's a really important 1.00

00:38:35.960 question but first i need to stop a little detail you said you saw this photo yeah was the photo 0.99

00:38:42.200 taken by someone else did he selfie it him oh he just he's like this the girl was like almost

00:38:47.560 she must have been on her neck he took it from like raising himself he was dickly oh i get what

00:38:52.520 you're saying yeah oh so there was actually there actually wasn't a way for him to slip inside of her

00:38:57.560 because she's yeah no you could point it down i guess i don't i don't know but it would like it

00:39:01.240 would hurt there's a will there's a way okay it's literally an inch away like not even we're saying

00:39:06.120 if you're on there's a willie there's a way if you get on to if you don't have a key if you don't have

00:39:10.600 a key it's not cheating if you get on to it you can get into it i like it that's a words to live 1.00

00:39:15.480 by toad told the type of nigga to get on to pussy and then not in it and then still get your pussy 1.00

00:39:20.840 yeah so skip it it's a pussy we have talked about soaking and that is like that is also technically 1.00

00:39:28.920 a uh little loophole you just this is like black people shit black people talk about how they could 1.00

00:39:34.920 cheat and and justify it i get i i know for sure yeah i've been part of these conversations 1.00

00:39:40.440 where they talk about i didn't let him bust inside me so it's not cheating well apparently dominicans

00:39:44.920 do it too so it's obviously just something about low iq yeah i get well no i consider him black though

00:39:51.160 because we were working with all black people and he was like don't make me repeat myself top

00:39:56.040 yeah it's where it's where you somehow the whole funny thing about soaking is that so 0.99

00:40:01.240 it's a flaccid penis it's like the idea of like you ever done the thing when you're early on your 0.99

00:40:06.840 relationship and like you've already nutted and you just kind of leave your dick in and you're like 0.99

00:40:10.120 it's like a nice like oh we're kind of cuddling and i'm inside you it's that but before like actual 1.00

00:40:15.160 fuck and then and then what the whole point so i get out of there as soon as possible it's so gay 1.00

00:40:19.160 but yeah so you get in there which because what they say what they say is that it's not sex until you 1.00

00:40:25.000 hold on i just want to point out that jose just said that that he'll just let his dick soak in his own 0.99

00:40:29.320 come you're real i'll do that i've been sorry i've known love i don't know what to tell you 0.99

00:40:34.440 you're all sick freaks that's what it's actually a good you've never want to be so close to someone 0.97

00:40:43.240 i'm not sure i've eaten after i've nutted in it oh no dude not not like the bottom you 1.00

00:40:50.680 gay no no no no not not in the vagina not in the vagina i like i would like lick the i've like 1.00

00:40:55.880 licked the clit after i've already nutted explain to you where these things are no no 1.00

00:41:01.000 explain to you too close too close you literally your juice is running out like less than like 1.00

00:41:06.120 a half inch away yeah it's running down yes it's going away from me like you you're one straight

00:41:11.560 little away no it's going away why would you why would you do that and then he's like felching out

00:41:17.720 of it yeah why would you do that you just want to be like real close to your company no just like

00:41:21.800 cold i want to make her i want to make her make you do that no i do it like or i've done it i

00:41:28.120 don't do it very often i've probably done like once just like eating her out just to see how close 0.99

00:41:33.640 i didn't lick the vagina hole where i just nutted in i told you know you'll never feel closer to a 1.00

00:41:38.200 woman than when you lick her when you're dripping out of her yeah what dude if you were doing that and 1.00

00:41:45.960 gravity reversed you'd be gay instantaneously ladies if you're mad but but is it but is it 1.00

00:41:50.280 in the chat calm we've talked about this ladies in the chat if your men does that do you consider 0.97

00:41:55.480 less of them do you think start thinking like they're it's technically not gay but it's concerning 1.00

00:41:59.240 like let's be real it's alarming for sure no i'm gonna say if you eat your own cum you're gay 0.99

00:42:06.120 i mean i think it's a safe bet i don't i don't think that's a irrefutable evidence but it's a safe bet 0.99

00:42:11.960 at that point i'd say it's not like i was going let's just let's just play out let's just play out

00:42:18.280 his his thesis he will have he will have in his voluntarily he will then come and 1.00

00:42:25.080 pussy he will then eat the pussy with the cum dripping out of it he will have in his 1.00

00:42:29.720 asshole while eating cum eating pussy with cum dripping out of it and he thinks he's he's 1.00

00:42:33.640 heterosexual any kids i don't know where the shooting my assholes come yeah i'm very confused about 1.00

00:42:38.360 what component is pooping why are you so concerned don't we all have poop in our buttholes no no 1.00

00:42:44.520 there's how are you as a human with poop in your buttholes acting like this right now 0.94

00:42:52.200 yeah he got objects sorry clint can only talk in a in a black vernacular he just calls 0.99

00:42:56.520 it's random i don't know all the things that have been in your ass i do not let random 0.99

00:43:00.200 shit my asshole i'm shitting too so listen guys also reminds us of that let's be professional here 0.99

00:43:05.880 we're all talking over each other yeah you're right clinton he's having game issues sorry go 1.00

00:43:10.760 on am i quiet still you're a little quiet these guys just trampled you i wanted to hear what you

00:43:15.080 had to say enunciate all right look i've just all right so there's stuff there's things there's

00:43:19.880 different there's a a variety a menagerie of items that are just randomly shoved up your keyster oh just 0.98

00:43:25.400 shit literal shit yeah he just like i said you're used his black vernacular because he just says 0.99

00:43:30.440 shit like to mean just objects i know shit stuff everybody says this this is not black 1.00

00:43:34.200 you're simultaneously launching loads into your wife unprotected mistake number two and then you're 1.00

00:43:45.320 then you're eating her pussy as cum drops out of it you don't know what gravity might do she might flip 1.00

00:43:50.120 over she might you can't be doing something that is the most almost second most heterosexual 1.00

00:43:58.440 gay bitches do that with each other it's not heterosexual at all that's their entire thing 1.00

00:44:03.400 gay extraordinarily gay it's kind of gay to eat a girl out that's what other girls do the gayest thing 1.00

00:44:09.720 that's what other girls do that's not what gay guys do though i feel i feel like i don't know here's 1.00

00:44:15.160 you know what actually i will say eating pussy is less gay than at this actually like the most 0.99

00:44:19.480 heterosexual thing you can do because i don't think a gay guy i think a gay guy would rather 1.00

00:44:23.320 a pussy than eat a pussy any day of the week man you're out of your mind oh really you think so 1.00

00:44:27.960 you got a strong argument there because like what do they want to do with that that's just gross to 1.00

00:44:31.960 them yeah it's literally gross they can put their dick in and be like oh it's a butthole yeah and just 1.00

00:44:37.080 and just like it's just so wet but like to actually go down there they're like they are repulsed by 1.00

00:44:41.800 pussy so to think that they would actually just stick your dick in something all right that was a good 1.00

00:44:47.240 argument i take it back so but the fact that i'm putting the most heterosexual thing next to 1.00

00:44:53.720 something that's pretty homosexual it should cancel each other out we're fine i it's once again i revert 0.98

00:44:59.320 to my it's concerning dripping out your your own jizz so i guess it's better than other jizz so but is 1.00

00:45:08.040 for a girl if this if this was uh what was that dumb ass show that they made with all girls on 0.99

00:45:12.680 but it was supposed to be this show uh whatever it was i don't know every woman called it whole 1.00

00:45:17.400 patrol okay this would be a whole patrol question and they fucking fumble it is it gay to suck your 1.00

00:45:23.240 man's dick after he's had it in your vagina um because technically you have uh vagina juices all 1.00

00:45:29.080 in your mouth no that's a great question they're into that shit no they do it all the time but it's 1.00

00:45:33.240 super gay it is gay for a woman right yeah no it's gay it's obviously it's gay for a woman it's okay 1.00

00:45:38.840 if you're a woman is that gay for you it's actually gay for you too yeah but like what are you doing 1.00

00:45:46.200 i just also think like who cares like who gives a shit if bitches are gay i mean we're all being 1.00

00:45:50.520 clint is so clint's so straight edge he's like i only put my dick and pussy and that's it 1.00

00:45:55.320 and as soon as as soon as i come i'm the 1.00

00:45:57.480 fuck out of there clint comes like a fadeaway like he comes he's so straight clint is so straight 1.00

00:46:03.720 edgy he only puts his penis in vaginas right right what is that supposed to mean cole what is 1.00

00:46:10.920 after clint comes in a pussy and he's like if this orifice is one that a man has i'm not 1.00

00:46:16.280 fucking it wait clint you probably have this rule after you come in a pussy you probably give it like 1.00

00:46:21.560 less than three pumps before you're out you're like i'm not mixing that shit up 1.00

00:46:25.320 like get the fuck out of one there's no pumps i'm like i'm like one two and then you're out 0.99

00:46:31.400 i get as close i get as close to the edge as possible just fill her up and then get them 0.99

00:46:35.880 skedaddle fill her up fill her up and then skedaddle speaking of we'll be on cast digital

00:46:41.400 he doesn't even he doesn't even throw her like a any like toilet paper or anything after to clean 0.97

00:46:45.800 up he's just like get out bitch you clean up on your own time she'll be like she'll be like oh can i 1.00

00:46:49.320 have a kiss before i leave and i'm like no and i just he just goes he goes she was like oh can i can i orgasm 1.00

00:46:55.000 now he's like what the get the fuck out of here he walks to his living room dong out sits on his 1.00

00:47:00.280 there sits on the fucking couch puts a boy pillow on his belly and plays harry potter that's exactly 1.00

00:47:04.680 what he does it sounds about right yeah butt naked dick dripping on his belly would he be like laying 1.00

00:47:09.800 on his tummy like tummy time no he just puts it right here and there's hands on top of blood pillow 1.00

00:47:15.560 there's no way there's also there's no way like whenever he whenever he jerks off there's no way he

00:47:20.120 lets the come touch him it like it just expels from his body and that's it it's just like i'm

00:47:24.760 getting this out of me yeah and it just goes down whatever drain is closest to me this rope it has

00:47:30.840 to be somewhere where you don't even have to manually clean it up like that yeah like i said only in like

00:47:35.080 some type of he has drains it like in his room you know what i used to do i do i do want to know clint i

00:47:41.240 know you probably don't beat off much but in the rare occasion you do is it like uh do you do it for

00:47:47.080 efficiency just like i haven't busted nut in a while just kind of just crank one out or do you

00:47:51.000 treat yourself do you like i you know you like probably i could see you making a tub like all

00:47:56.440 sorts of like i i have to know i think it's one one it's one extreme or the other it's one of the two

00:48:02.920 oh sorry i know top top wants to roast so go ahead no real quick i need i want this answer i want to know

00:48:08.760 i understand looking at the top left right here she's where a toad is uh that's why you pull out 0.99

00:48:13.640 pussy like that yeah i get it but the rest of these girls oh my god what is wrong with these 1.00

00:48:19.560 bitches look at they couldn't even even afford stream yard at the time it's just gross that's 1.00

00:48:25.400 true you know what's funny is we never did the free stream yard we've always had a paid stream yard 0.99

00:48:30.840 who's this fat girl at the bottom i don't know this bitch jesus she's probably a nice lady and we're 1.00

00:48:36.200 just making fun for no reason i know nothing about this that's tanya yeeky excuse you top lobster 0.98

00:48:42.120 hey hey josey you're not far away from this all right

00:48:48.520 i just feel like it's mean i said it i said it we knew it was going to be good

00:48:54.200 go check hannah griff's followers and check yours it's not i mean we're about we're talking just a

00:48:58.120 couple hundred thousand off jose i'd love to i'd love to respond ah see look she even says hannah

00:49:03.080 gets a pass look at that i even knew i said it josey i don't even know who that is you 0.94

00:49:07.720 and a griff you asked about your masturbating uh yeah very flowery hypothetical about how i do i 0.98

00:49:13.000 treat myself i can't i can't engage with this never have i done it you've never beat off no oh get the 1.00

00:49:20.200 fuck out of here you've never masturbated i know this no it's this lady it's not going to see 1.00

00:49:26.360 bitch it's just not going to masturbate it you never were like eight years old and we're like 1.00

00:49:32.040 wow that feels i could just what's going on here walk through nine ten eleven twelve i don't 1.00

00:49:36.680 fucking know pick an age walk through a hallway find a random lady i'm fucking i'm good to go 0.99

00:49:41.080 you're out of here get the fuck out of here there's no way you have i've had free access to 1.00

00:49:46.120 like that your whole life while you've been a horny you know male ever since i was 12 1.00

00:49:52.040 ever since i was 12 just whatever i wanted i think i said this let's go i uh i used to when

00:49:58.120 i was younger and they gave they gave out like the free condoms i would take it because before i 0.98

00:50:02.360 got laid i would take it and i would fucking jerk off with them on yeah and so i understand the like 0.99

00:50:07.320 like when when you're inside of of it's a toad when you're inside a 1.00

00:50:11.480 pussy and then you come in there you don't here's the thing you don't see the cum in it until it 1.00

00:50:28.280 comes out when you do it in a condom and you see it in there and you see it on you because it's like 1.00

00:50:32.920 now it was like smooshed around you're like uh like i understand why clint is like you don't do

00:50:38.040 that dude the worst is whenever it's on your tummy whenever you're laying down like and you're

00:50:43.720 like oh i gotta get this off of me where they're on top and they pull out or they jump off no

00:50:50.440 dude have you ever had them do the i mean they're on top and you nut them from the from you're on

00:50:56.360 the bottom you're on the bottom they're on top you nutted them and then they just come out and then

00:50:59.400 they just they like squat over you and just like no does liz do that to you often i feel like she 1.00

00:51:07.560 does it i don't think she's ever done that but that would be disgusting my wife's done that to me 1.00

00:51:11.880 and laughed you what would be what would be absolutely just like if you had a if you had a bad 0.98

00:51:19.640 bitch like if you had a thank you trap no no no i want to pause you and jose both say tummy and it 1.00

00:51:25.640 yeah it makes me furious every time you do it why do you guys do it because maybe one day you'll 0.99

00:51:31.560 know the love of a child and find that it's kind of fun and whimsical to say terms like this and it's

00:51:36.520 something you can identify with not amongst your home boys no yeah but it carries on into my real

00:51:41.000 life no it's gay i think tummy is an adorable i'd say it to a kid i said i said tummy there just because

00:51:45.960 it was a funnier uh yeah it's funny it's a funny word i feel like cole says tummy a lot though i don't

00:51:51.160 say tummy a lot like oh i came on my tummy oh my tum tum yeah that's funny what i was gonna say 0.98

00:51:57.880 is if you had a really bad bitch i mean just a crazy there's a probably a latina is probably what 1.00

00:52:03.320 would do this is you nut in from the top and then she directly goes like face it she just goes like 1.00

00:52:08.920 launches her vagina in your face and just goes i mean that's that would be the most diabolical thing 1.00

00:52:13.800 a woman can do what does this have to with being latina that really threw me for a car i'm saying 1.00

00:52:17.000 because they're crazy they're you literally married to an insane woman so you translate that to latina 1.00

00:52:21.240 bitches want to like fucking squelch fucking put a jizz on i'm saying i'm saying like because they 1.00

00:52:26.680 would find it funny and they'd be like i like how cole cole's like he's trying to think of like crazy like 1.00

00:52:33.640 not all that's crazy i'm telling you liz made you shove razors in your butt that's crazy dude 0.99

00:52:40.840 that's not no i mean you're you're like her property like she could 1.00

00:52:44.120 fucking she could probably like mortgage you 1.00

00:52:53.480 i think she could oh that is sorry this one she could like sell you again 1.00

00:52:58.760 she could transfer you she could cool are we allowed to talk about the latest thing with you

00:53:03.880 what is this i don't know there was it was in the group chat about uh somebody oh we're not supposed

00:53:09.480 to talk about a divorce yet what are you talking about the gym girl what about the

00:53:20.040 just that joke just that joke is going to get him punched in the face oh oh oh oh you're talking

00:53:24.680 about in the other one we already talked about her wait did you oh oh did you follow her papers yet or

00:53:29.160 what we were talking we remember we were talking like every day for the past six months about how

00:53:36.360 you were going to file the divorce paperwork so glad you did it did you did you do it you're worse than

00:53:43.560 ashley did you have her did you did you have her served yet oh yeah have her served i could serve her 1.00

00:53:50.440 myself if i wanted to oh you'd be so dead you didn't file a restraining uh order like we recommended 0.59

00:54:00.280 you remember when we were talking about that earlier this morning how you needed to file a

00:54:03.240 restraining order for whenever whenever tyler gave you they have never tyler actually gave you lawyer

00:54:07.480 advice and he was like no listen get the restraining order first and then give the divorce and then

00:54:12.120 also you need like a 72-hour period before you could order the firearm to defend yourself like

00:54:16.280 you got that settled at least also remember to go to the and make sure you can get like

00:54:20.040 a pre-check on taking the son with you first it's like make sure you take him right away and just

00:54:25.800 leave yeah yeah leave him at your parents house while you do this all right let's go let's leave let's

00:54:30.840 go mail back we have to mail back we're an hour in i was just thinking that would be an interesting

00:54:35.640 custody battle though because it would be like cole's the more sane one but he also kills dogs with 0.92

00:54:40.040 antifreeze he leaves the antifreeze no one knows that no one knows that i don't know which one there's

00:54:44.280 there's no documented evidence of that all right that's all i think that's patreon only yeah aocd's

00:54:51.240 asks what would be your haitian gang names it's hard to beat barbecue we still have to talk about 0.77

00:54:55.880 barbecue by the way we have another edition is a gay i think my uh mine would probably wind up being 0.88

00:55:02.040 suffering toad now wouldn't it no i think yours would just be hot sauce i feel like if we're just

00:55:09.080 doing something i feel like yours would be hot sauce they they speak french in uh haiti so would

00:55:14.200 it be clapo because that's the french word for i think yours yours should be splatter

00:55:22.760 all right i like how did he get his name barbecue is that is that a nickname or is that his actual

00:55:27.320 name is barbecue because he's he's an elite he's a five-star uh cannibal chef he's literally eating 0.99

00:55:33.000 people i understand the videos no i have i saw that one where he looked like he's about to eat his dick 0.98

00:55:37.960 i appreciate you know that you know hey i have an interesting point to make actually there there 0.98

00:55:42.680 are there are cannibals there has been cultures of cannibalism and there's been cannibals there is

00:55:48.040 a there is a single human being who has been the best chef in cooking humans and there's also been

00:55:55.800 a single human being that was the most delicious human being to ever live at the same time do you think

00:56:00.440 it's marina abramovich that's true yeah probably who's the best i think who's the gordon ramsay of

00:56:06.280 cannibal chefs then we we wouldn't know their names they'd just be at these parties all right

00:56:10.920 like what nationality is like more like the southern style like you know hardy type cooking version of

00:56:17.560 that or as a marina abramovich is like the the the you know the nice fish the italian like more more

00:56:23.560 culture yeah do you think there's anybody that's like there's making like uh like a like a nice stew

00:56:28.200 like like a roast beef but for like people like so it's like it sits there and like you you're like oh by

00:56:32.440 the way like human meat is really tough so you gotta let it sit for like for like in the best

00:56:37.480 the best human chef you probably know who they are because they're the best they're probably one of

00:56:42.200 the best chefs like that cooks food for people and then they go to those like eyes wide shut parties 0.56

00:56:47.640 and they're like oh shit gordon ramsay's here gordon ramsay is the greatest dude that'd be crazy 0.99

00:56:53.880 cannibal chef what if it was uh what if um who's the who's the one that would go around and he killed 0.99

00:56:59.400 himself um but he would go around the world and yeah what if anthony bourdain knew who it was

00:57:04.360 he could and he was like i gotta tell people about like maybe maybe yo maybe he had he had an

00:57:09.160 incredible meal served to him by gordon ramsay and then afterwards gordon looked him in the face and 0.98

00:57:13.880 he's like you just ate a child and he's just yeah yep and then you fuck out he was they were like 0.98

00:57:19.800 you they're like and he's about to tell somebody and they were like cut him get him out like because 1.00

00:57:24.600 i feel like anthony bourdain would like would leak that shit there's something next level about like 0.92

00:57:28.760 like we talk about like well on the other show uh human sacrifice and stuff but when 0.99

00:57:33.160 you're talking about eating eating the person after you like kill them there's something like

00:57:38.200 way crazier to that i respect it because it's like it's like waste not want not you know yeah

00:57:43.320 yeah it's getting rid of the evidence i don't know i really like meat so i get it oh god can we

00:57:50.600 actually show that i guess i still think it's so funny that mark lowbiner is right below just 0.99

00:57:55.080 jesus no this is so disgusting i thought he was going for the dick no that's his dick dog oh i 1.00

00:58:00.520 thought it was for sure his dick that's absolutely his dick he's going for the dead that's his finger 1.00

00:58:05.480 he really was eating his dick that's a haitian circumcision right what's great about it is that 1.00

00:58:10.200 is that after after he bites off the tip of his dick he punches him he's still alive that's 1.00

00:58:16.360 crazy by the way hey hey is it gay this is a heavy is it is a gay episode but i like it 0.99

00:58:27.720 it's irrefutably gay no but it's like gay in the same way as like tyson when he like talked 1.00

00:58:33.240 down that one fucking journalist he's like i'm gonna fuck you till you love me faggot it's that 1.00

00:58:37.320 same yeah that's the same energy technically it's gay but that gay energy is so confusing and bizarre 1.00

00:58:42.600 and aggressive that that's what really makes it and you're like if you're in a fight that you're 0.80

00:58:47.560 not another man well if you're in a fight that you are completely outmatched and you bite the dude's 1.00

00:58:53.160 dick off you're like i'm like i i he's going to kill me solid message and just like i bite his dick off 1.00

00:58:58.840 he can call you gay but you can be like i beat you like i won the fight i beat you off 1.00

00:59:09.480 it's not that much different than just like like grabbing his balls and ripping them off or something 0.99

00:59:13.640 oh that's true yeah no it's totally different because you're no sorry sorry i'm thinking in 0.99

00:59:18.760 the in the fight in the fight thing of like if you grab the dude's balls and rip them off but after 0.96

00:59:22.600 you've won the fight doing this is fucking crazy if you beat a guy up if you if it's the other way 0.99

00:59:29.800 around you're the guy you beat that's what we just down yeah and then you go dominate this guy 0.99

00:59:34.600 literally had all his people holding him down basically probably gonna murder him and then 0.99

00:59:38.920 he bit his dick off strong message it looks like yeah he looks like they were cooking him already 0.99

00:59:43.800 like he looked a little bit that's how they're all black they all look yeah they just look charred 1.00

00:59:48.040 already i really can't tell the difference they're just they're just god's rejects i just respect it

00:59:52.520 because it's like it's a pretty sick it's a pretty sick finishing move you know yeah in the next mortal

00:59:58.920 combat for real there's lots of finishing moves that like so we'll rip people's spines out and you 1.00

01:00:03.800 fucking you punch them into their head pops off like this you bite the dude tip of the dude's dick 1.00

01:00:07.640 off like that's a sick finishing move or someone said that he sees in his dick uh i mean i feel like all 1.00

01:00:12.600 the dirt and grime and nasty that they're swimming through is pretty seasoned up that dick pretty well 0.99

01:00:16.200 somebody i thought herpes is a good seasoning they said dawn dish uh dawn dish soap of the 0.99

01:00:21.800 dawn dick so that was so great 0.99

01:00:26.920 this is a super crazy way to kill the other one look at this 1.00

01:00:29.560 imagine imagine you let him live this guy's got raised out the ass 1.00

01:00:38.920 look at that shirt it's a haitian liberace 0.99

01:00:42.280 that shirt is sick don't say otherwise

01:01:01.160 that was that person's calf yeah 0.98

01:01:03.560 i mean you know i'm gonna change my mind i think it's not gay it's conquest it's like it's good 0.99

01:01:13.080 shit right exactly how does that video make you feel the one i just showed there i mean makes me 0.98

01:01:18.040 feel nothing i mean i don't literally disgusting i don't care if they if it was white people that 0.99

01:01:22.920 were being eaten i'd be i'd be like whoa this is a big this is a big news story would you feel worse 0.98

01:01:27.560 haiti it's like meh would you feel worse if it was white people eating white people or black people 0.83

01:01:32.280 eating white people i have a great joke for this uh josey it's only raw if it's uh um if it's one of 1.00

01:01:37.320 that sneaky pussy bitches that was and you only eat their pussy what it smells like fish oh god toad joke 1.00

01:01:46.440 i'm sorry but it's the only thing i could think of because i was either gonna go race and i was like 1.00

01:01:49.720 don't race is the closest to fish i have a great joke for you no because i have a great joke for you

01:01:55.640 maybe just at least that i have a joke for you

01:02:01.080 you got put in the toad slot the toad slot can this be this can this be a punishment for anybody

01:02:10.440 top and i are down below because we're supporting you guys

01:02:14.600 you get swapped to the toad spot just undersell it next time cole just undersell it say oh don't 0.56

01:02:19.320 say it at all you might find this funny you might find you took clint clint was saying something and

01:02:23.480 i thought it was going somewhere and you're like let me let me tell this bad joke first hold on

01:02:26.280 that's what you do toad wait wait wait toad how did that feel at least toad doesn't have the gall to

01:02:31.800 say i have a great joke to tell you i think toad has said that before i think toad has actually

01:02:36.520 said that no way no way he knows better that's uh he's smart enough to know it made me feel good that

01:02:43.880 i'm not the only one who's done that he knows it's a it's a hit or miss no but i mean so you

01:02:49.080 just felt good about it you were with us you were the team of four here with us about to be assaulted

01:02:54.360 by a bad joke and then you got assaulted by a bad joke and you know what it feels like to be toad

01:02:59.400 because i'm going like it's not a bad joke y'all just didn't get it i'm doing the toad argument

01:03:03.560 i'm doing the toad argument you're like no no no it makes it works because it because it smells 1.00

01:03:08.760 like pussy you know it smells like she is fish and pussy sometimes smells like stinky and so 1.00

01:03:15.480 the only way it would be human sushi is you eat stinky pussy to answer josie's question yes it is 1.00

01:03:21.480 human sushi uh we haven't answered the mailbag question i think that i should be like uh like 0.99

01:03:27.400 like yes it is game chief chief something i don't know something something fun that sounds kind of

01:03:32.120 haitian uh top i feel like you need to have a good one do you know your haitian gang name is

01:03:37.000 the question i mean chief queef works for you i guess that's true for me oh yeah yeah no no he said

01:03:42.760 he wants to be chief and the chief queef or uh also i commend cole for the effort on that i feel like

01:03:48.360 the black people have to give you that name and i can't think yeah it's something crazy you know like 0.97

01:03:52.360 it's like you don't show up to an indian tribe and immediately tell them i'm sitting dog like you 0.93

01:03:56.360 have to wait till they give you know you know what it is i actually know like mine work because my my

01:04:00.360 the i feel like my head in college high school through college smiley works for me they would

01:04:04.760 just call me captain smiley yeah that's that's fine i feel like top would be curveball because

01:04:09.800 he's like he played baseball curveball yeah because he's curly baseball he's got curly hair he says 0.97

01:04:14.600 fucking curveball just like out of the out of left field type of 1.00

01:04:17.800 shit i think you're curveball general mike holter is actually general cheap ass 1.00

01:04:28.920 no no chief cheap cheap cheap comfy chief comfy yeah and i don't have a serious answer for this 1.00

01:04:35.560 question no no no no no they would just call you pillow because like there should be one that you've

01:04:40.600 been like because they'd be like barbecue you're just pillow you're just a pillow over there

01:04:44.200 because why you know how he got his name blood pillow they'd be like they'd be like why why they

01:04:52.040 call him pillow and he'd be like oh he's so cozy boy he's the coziest man alive

01:04:58.600 he just keeps committing to it this guy that's a pretty good jamaican accent 0.96

01:05:17.720 clint came on jose's show uh fucking yesterday and he started talking about he's like you know 0.95

01:05:24.040 ian crawson just sat there and said he was like we should just bomb haiti i was like come on guys 0.99

01:05:28.280 there's a couple steps before we do that and i'm like yeah no fucking bomb them bomb them before this 0.99

01:05:33.480 should happen like what were we waiting for i'm not i don't like you're sitting there giving like a 0.99

01:05:38.200 like a very serious answer i assume that was your serious answer like we need to protect foreign 0.91

01:05:42.760 relations in fucking haiti no my serious answer was we don't need to be blowing them up let them eat 0.99

01:05:48.280 themselves i don't give a fuck that's literally i don't know sometimes i'm going to write a genocide 0.99

01:05:53.240 i'm going to write a book i'm going to write a book and i'm going to call it enough already okay 0.99

01:05:59.400 why are we having enough already time to nuke haiti oh i was going to go enough already time to kill me

01:06:09.400 all right next week yo all right scott hot takes i like it though i like it i like it

01:06:15.000 oh by the way clint said something today and he goes like it said like top pundits disagree 0.94

01:06:23.320 and he's up there and he said it had clint's fucking head i was like i was like they have 0.99

01:06:29.400 clint as a pundit now clint is literally he's a pundit yeah yo by the way by the way they they 0.96

01:06:36.200 covered it they covered that that article and that topic for 45 minutes on irl i could not agree with

01:06:41.640 tim more because it's the worst show ever i'm gonna do an episode i'm just saying yo 300 plus

01:06:49.480 thousand people are gonna see the debate about you're gonna be on there next week or something

01:06:59.960 right yeah wednesday are you excited do you you get excited when you go back uh i mean i'm not excited

01:07:06.920 now but i'll be excited like right before we go on yeah i am filled with joy every time i go on tim

01:07:12.520 cast irl i don't see how i can't i just for me i can't be excited i i can't be excited anymore well

01:07:18.440 you're not this experience is weird you're not going on again that's why i'm just saying i'm

01:07:22.600 imagining you slapped that opportunity i'm imagining i just can't get excited to go on timcast anymore

01:07:28.600 it's like well they're not inviting you so shut up he's like you know i used to get i used to get 0.86

01:07:34.680 pretty pumped but then i you know then all of a sudden i just started to talk about hating the

01:07:38.120 jews 24 7 and now like i'm not really interested in going on tim gets it and then i did like 10 0.99

01:07:42.840 rants on how tim is a faggot and then like i'd never get called anymore i was just telling the truth 0.98

01:07:48.760 guys just telling the truth it's like it's like tim just hates the truth tellers it's like i think 1.00

01:07:55.560 he just hates getting called a faggot probably oh fuck mailbag what else we got mark vestibule 1.00

01:08:03.880 would you rather become a haitian or an abo oh my oh haitian all day every day haitian no haitian 1.00

01:08:13.240 you are you are kind of like a white abo no abo is abo i'd rather be so it's either be like would you 0.98

01:08:18.840 rather be 60 iq or 40 iq yeah okay once you get below once you get below 80 drop down to retarded 0.98

01:08:25.800 yeah haitian's like a high enough level of iq to where you know you should be a little bit embarrassed 1.00

01:08:30.520 whereas like abo is like this is just me i'm living life have fun sleeping on the road

01:08:38.440 listen listen you're also not going to get cannibalized

01:08:41.400 abos have a higher quality of life you're just sniffing petrol you're high all the time you're happy

01:08:46.120 like abos are like an endangered species they get like special protections and 1.00

01:08:50.360 shit like no one gives a fuck about a haitian like they're not they're not each other and we're like 1.00

01:08:56.520 they're eating each other alive and top's just like drop a bomb on them 1.00

01:09:00.280 fucking nuke them i'm sick with that by the way by the way top is also saying to nuke the abos as well 0.99

01:09:06.040 like top isn't being like oh no it would be a lot harder to nuke the abos australia is such a big 0.99

01:09:11.960 place and they're out there in the outback that's like that's fucking huge you never be able to do it 0.93

01:09:15.880 yeah that would be a classic that would be a button push that would weigh heavier on your heart than

01:09:19.800 doing haiti let's just be real dr is a small country you can wipe that off the map no one 1.00

01:09:26.840 you could genocide dr genocide islands you could genocide you could genocide the abos 0.97

01:09:32.200 you could genocide the abos just by giving them a a tanker full of gas and they would kill themselves 1.00

01:09:37.720 yeah they were just all they would all take it one take it and it wouldn't even be that they all 0.97

01:09:41.880 sniffed it to death they just drown because they just all like pile inside they would be so excited

01:09:46.920 they'd be like oh oh it smells good we we have found the source code get in they just all yeah

01:09:53.320 i'm thinking about now how they sleep on the streets and i wouldn't be able to see them if they were on 0.99

01:09:58.040 the street because they are like some of them are really fucking black they're like glistening black 0.99

01:10:02.040 so they look like the asphalt and people just running them over just a little bit just a speed bump 0.97

01:10:07.080 like you know that's all it would be yeah yeah i saw someone get hit by a car this week actually

01:10:11.560 would you tremendous right just would look like wet asphalt you know i want to hear that i want to

01:10:16.360 hear that story i want to hear that story but first i want to know would you feel worse going over

01:10:20.840 a speed bump or an aboriginal if you wait feel worse as a speed bump because it's going to hurt my car 1.00

01:10:27.320 yeah the speed bump is going to damage my car more so that's worse i feel like an abo might damage

01:10:31.400 your car more that's going to be more if he's laying flat no they're usually fat he's fleshy yeah

01:10:39.960 there's gonna be a lot of cushion there so it's it's better on your suspension hence it's better

01:10:45.480 ultimately yeah it's not concrete it's just the person to take that we're real real real

01:10:50.120 real the past 90 seconds of the show total hate crime in like 18 different

01:10:54.600 completely crime we're just talking about nuking uh haiti and the dominican republic and running

01:11:03.880 over abbas and now that you mention it all of australia if we could glass glass australia start

01:11:10.360 over i'd probably you know their population is only like 17 million it's it's incredibly low for how

01:11:15.800 when i say glass i mean all of it all the wacky animals that they got living on there i mean just

01:11:20.840 fucking restart the whole thing i mean okay all right you actually talked me out of it cole uh 0.86

01:11:26.600 think about how much they milk milked six million and now you want to throw 17 million to this 0.99

01:11:30.600 equation but they don't care about they're not jewish they're australian how many aboriginals are 0.97

01:11:35.160 them of them will fucking survive and make a whole big deal out of this dude i bet you i bet you 0.99

01:11:39.080 aboriginals are like are like cockroaches like even if you nuked it they'd still be there 1.00

01:11:44.520 no kind of like cockroaches they're more like chihuahuas no no no they're more like chihuahuas 0.76

01:11:49.080 like we are just keeping them around like they should not survive they're like human pug dogs

01:11:55.160 yes they're not there's 984 000 of them that's it not even a million less than a million that's not

01:12:03.080 even that's that's not even a genocide i don't think no i mean this out of context they might just call

01:12:10.200 that just like a serial killer like casual murder 200 000 and they called it a genocide so this is five

01:12:15.560 times that this is five holocausts yeah but they're five times less worth than the jew 1.00

01:12:23.160 good point

01:12:32.600 fractional reserve genocide i need a break i need a break that segment was so funny holy

01:12:38.520 i'll be at the joke joint in summerfield on the 30th doing a show with sam tripoli terrible look at

01:12:44.120 no let's go back up i want to see that uh it is it's such a bad

01:12:51.880 no guys guys listen i've been to this i've been to this uh this club it's a new club and it's in

01:12:57.720 an area that's like right next to the villages it wasn't comedy what they were doing there they were 0.93

01:13:02.680 doing an experience you go i'm telling you it's the strangest fucking place that i've ever been to and 0.99

01:13:08.360 i loved it you guys should come with me next time you come you come to the house club so it's for 0.95

01:13:12.040 a whole full of fucking no no no dude it was a stand-up comedian that went up and told no jokes 0.98

01:13:18.600 this guy named hollywood and then he comes in a woman to you no he no literally he told no jokes 0.99

01:13:24.360 had me crying not one joke it's very strange it's a strange place you should you got it you got to see

01:13:30.280 it to believe it this is going to be weird right have you have we got any confirmation i'm invited

01:13:35.480 i think he said well last week he said you you're going on right i don't know wait so am i in or am

01:13:41.160 i out i don't know i'm totally sure because if i'm going i think josie might go so you know yeah ask

01:13:47.400 you're gonna go he he asked you to speak so you should ask him to see if you can get josie comp

01:13:52.120 because i don't know people are like oh you're doing a show can i just come i'm like it's not my 0.52

01:13:55.560 shit you gotta pay for it you gotta like i don't know yeah all he goes to shows if he can get it 0.80

01:13:59.960 comped that's all i do i go around to events that i get comped at but it's working out pretty well for 0.99

01:14:08.200 me so yeah he was like no clint you'll definitely be able to go in you're performing he asked you to

01:14:12.760 perform okay got a mic arm and everything now you know what it is if he wants to be

01:14:18.280 bro no this is high on the hog up in this this is great you can't spell uh comfy without comp like that

01:14:23.960 is what this is well are you guys aware comfy is not spelled c-o-m-p-h-y

01:14:37.960 are you aware what happened to me this weekend no what are you talking about okay with jay dyer i

01:14:45.080 i told jose uh you know who jay dyer is right yeah kind of he's like this like i mean he's pretty big

01:14:51.320 in the conspiracy space or whatever and oh i saw that you were you were like uh

01:14:56.200 like this a lot what was there was that guy that was calling you uh um that you were like grifting

01:15:01.880 off of some or whatever oh that's a different guy um another conspiracy guy that said

01:15:06.680 that you and raven were and that you were like uh oh that's a nobody that no one cares about i know

01:15:13.160 you know what i'm realizing as we as we can't even figure out which

01:15:17.320 clash of the past seven days to to discuss i'm realizing that top lobster is rapidly becoming

01:15:24.440 owen benjamin he is becoming owen he's speed running dude i literally was talking him through

01:15:30.040 this situation i was like i don't know maybe if you guys just like had a little bit of like

01:15:33.480 good faith in her action and like i don't know you know willing to like take under misunderstandings

01:15:38.360 his misunderstandings just kind of move on that was one such a big deal be like know what 0.92

01:15:42.680 fuck this guy you know why because my other group chat with owen i was like what should i do and 1.00

01:15:47.160 then he gave me the right advice jose he said fuck him fuck him burnt earth this is the only language 1.00

01:15:54.520 they understand this yo this is why he's talking about nuking australia he lives the nuclear lifestyle 1.00

01:16:00.120 he nukes everything he goes everywhere he's been it's crazy that he hasn't nuked this yet it's crazy 0.98

01:16:05.560 that we didn't like slide him one bit and he just goes fuck all of you i'm releasing everything 0.99

01:16:11.480 what's everything when they say they live the nuclear lifestyle they're not talking about their 0.98

01:16:15.000 families this is what happened with jay dyer it's really funny he followed me and i was like oh

01:16:20.600 shit big follow really like this guy big fan of him and i even posted it i was like oh this guy

01:16:25.000 followed me i just followed xg yeah then then he goes and he's talking to me i'm like so cool 0.59

01:16:31.800 interacting with me i'm talking back i said hey you should come on the show he dms me he says bro

01:16:36.600 i'll be on the show let's do it fast let's do it next week and i was like that's crazy let's yeah

01:16:41.720 let's do it next week and you talk to sam sam to me for me or what then he then he says uh come out

01:16:48.600 to la and uh come to the show i'm doing with jamie kennedy and i'm like i'm texting uh raven i'm like yo

01:16:55.000 dude he invited us to la to see jamie i was like how crazy is that like this is like one of the people 0.99

01:17:00.760 that i really think is awesome fumble this you dumb motherfucker like one of my fans goes he 0.99

01:17:06.280 posts a video of of jay dyer doing a live stream first off the guy does a live stream talking by 1.00

01:17:10.760 himself for three hours crazy but he at the two hour mark he goes i'm gonna be i don't know what

01:17:16.440 clint does but how he talks is that's what it makes it think that he's doing so that might just

01:17:22.040 what the way clint talks about his job he's like i've been podcasting for like three hours so that's

01:17:26.680 like what i think you do is just talk he has multiple shows have you ever begun to grapple

01:17:31.960 some other person's experience other than yours like really thought about logistics i'm trying to

01:17:36.360 make a joke you've never even pondered that they've done the slightest amount not only does cole not have 0.97

01:17:41.640 an inner monologue he's also he's incapable of empathy he can't even imagine what someone else lives

01:17:47.800 like he does like i i i have a high enough one hour to two no no i have a high enough iq and then

01:17:54.600 like but okay i have a high enough iq to know like how i would feel if i didn't eat breakfast this morning

01:18:00.840 but i can't imagine if you didn't eat breakfast this morning

01:18:08.040 all right wait wait so this is what happens so um so he invites us to la and all that really cool

01:18:13.400 my fan says hey look at this two hour mark i don't think he thinks i don't think he knows who

01:18:17.880 you are and i was like probably i don't okay so i look at it and he goes i'm gonna be on uh xg's show

01:18:24.280 from tinfoil hat uh it's called the nephilim show so i just like i posted at him i said oh i guess the

01:18:29.960 interview's off like he doesn't you're like you you booked the interview with the wrong dude so clearly

01:18:34.360 very funny he freaks out he freaks out on on raven and they start fighting it's it's a create the whole

01:18:40.280 crazy thing like i don't know why he did it but i think it's to like get out of the interview now

01:18:45.000 like he agreed to be in an interview with me and he's like dms i didn't see it wasn't as dramatic

01:18:49.960 as you're making out to be he was like you said that and then i think he interpreted that as like

01:18:54.840 you being like kind of bitchy about or some shit like thinking you got disrespected and he was kind 0.81

01:19:00.040 of like well okay i guess we don't have to and raven came in like yeah it was classic owen benjamin 0.96

01:19:07.560 the guy was like minor misunderstanding and then top was like hey your mother and he's like whoa

01:19:14.200 whoa why my mother no hold on he's like he's like hey why my mother and you're like and you're like

01:19:19.960 you're like oh now this is questioning me and he's like all right jew dyer if that's

01:19:28.920 early life check jew dyer no it was not like that i was actually really nice

01:19:33.800 like i don't understand it went from like i was just like oh you know like i made a joke smiley

01:19:39.480 face i was like i guess the meeting's off smiley face and then he was like yo your boy just said

01:19:44.040 jesus christ what does that mean and he's like you know what i guess we shouldn't do this interview so

01:19:47.640 i was like okay i guess we shouldn't like you know sorry sorry it ended up this way it was very weird

01:19:53.000 and then they they're going back and forth for a while him and david i'm like david just cool who

01:19:56.760 cares man like i don't know what the happened this guy is like i feel like he's embarrassed more 0.96

01:20:01.080 than anything because he thought that i was some other spick he's like oh damn i booked the show 0.81

01:20:04.360 with this spick and not that spick so i tell i tell david y'all did look a hell of a lot of like 0.75

01:20:09.800 did you did you ever reach out to xg and be like hey dude like this is yeah we spoke to him yesterday

01:20:15.560 yeah he was on my show with xg uh yesterday and he was like and actually he was like it was funny or

01:20:20.120 so what did he say he thought it was funny yeah but here's the funny part i said to him um i was like hey

01:20:26.920 listen uh you know this whole thing seems like a misunderstanding maybe we could talk about it

01:20:31.560 because like now he's like thinking that that i'm like a well i guess i am a nobody but he's like

01:20:36.120 this guy's this guy's nobody who cares i'm just gonna write this off i'm not gonna do this interview

01:20:41.080 and then he unfollowed me right this guy so i was like hey listen so i blocked i feel like if we were

01:20:47.240 talking no i was like if we were talking in so i find his address and i tweet it out

01:20:50.680 no i said if we were talking in real life if we were talking in real life i feel like we would

01:20:55.880 have had this this misunderstanding because like a lot gets lost in text it's twitter this is silly

01:21:01.160 stuff we're a character limit so then i say um if you're in florida on the 30th come to the show

01:21:09.800 the way he types it though is like hey if you're in florida come see me

01:21:12.840 how about how about you pull up when you're in florida you pull up over here and i'm wait cool

01:21:21.320 so i tell him that and immediately he says hey listen maybe we could reschedule this

01:21:27.400 and i'm like oh and then he re-follows me and i'm like and then he apologizes and i'm like yo 0.98

01:21:33.160 fuck you he did apologize and then i go like he apologized profusely and then i lost all respect 0.98

01:21:41.480 for him once i knew i knew he was gonna go to the same and he's like he's like and now 1.00

01:21:45.720 i'm thinking this nigga's thirsty and i'm like i ain't a sprite why you try to drink me 0.97

01:21:55.000 that's kind of how it went because then he was like he's like listen let's just read he said i can

01:21:58.440 do the show on monday i'll do it on monday and i was like i don't feel like doing it now

01:22:01.720 now i don't want to i swear to god i did it seems like you need me more than i need you 0.99

01:22:08.680 motherfucker it's even crazier it gets even it gets even more robust and stupid i forgot to tell you 0.99

01:22:13.560 guys and yet and yet tom still thinks he's the good guy in this story he asked like three times 1.00

01:22:20.680 let's reschedule let's reschedule i can do he said unless you've booked xg then you know i'll do

01:22:24.840 it i let's just do it oh yeah he asked us to debate him i was like i'm not going to debate that's

01:22:28.520 gay but whatever i was like because there's nothing to debate about so he asked and i just

01:22:31.880 said listen the dynamic is weird now like we were going to come on we're going to do a cool show and

01:22:36.200 i was like i don't really want to do it so then me and dave me and david on monday do nef to america

01:22:42.440 i ain't a sprite and i just send him i send him the link to the live not to come in the show the link to

01:22:48.520 the live so he could watch it and sit in the queue the whole episode i don't know what you want but 0.99

01:22:55.160 you're gonna watch my shit how about you how about you gonna watch my shit 0.99

01:23:01.480 listen i'm trying to get advertised as any every i need every soul i can get watching this 1.00

01:23:04.920 shit this is this is psychotic behavior i just want to be i literally was gonna make a joke that 0.98

01:23:10.520 he would be like you you came back to me i don't respect that i wish you would stand on your morals 0.99

01:23:15.960 and just block me like a real man but he's real he did that i have not refollowed him i have not

01:23:21.400 refollowed him although i would respect you if you were ever friends with me now he unfollowed me

01:23:27.480 followed me back after he unfollowed me i unfollowed him right i feel like that's the thing to do right like

01:23:32.440 if if somebody gives you that like oh i'm not gonna follow you i usually block people if they

01:23:36.440 unfollow but yeah go ahead yeah i just i'll unfollow because that's your choice i'm a libertarian

01:23:40.520 clint at heart freedom of choice okay but i don't have to follow you after that so i stopped following

01:23:45.640 him he followed me back i still don't follow him back i'm not gonna do it not gonna do it cole 0.61

01:23:49.560 i like it i like it he's got 64 000 followers but he didn't understand that he's a host of info wars

01:23:55.960 okay i don't give a i don't care i'm not wrong thank you josey it's so crazy about

01:24:05.560 the owen guy was so accommodating after a minor misunderstanding literally the owen

01:24:10.760 school of public relations it was two misunderstandings and the first misunderstanding was

01:24:16.120 trust me because this he was looking for a way out that's why even then it was a polite like okay

01:24:21.880 apparently with mr standing it was even like okay i guess we don't have to do a show it wasn't even

01:24:26.520 me like okay it really makes me think that like uh that like maybe stephen crowder was just like hey

01:24:32.680 owen how about we just not say the n-word like every time and owen's like how about you 1.00

01:24:39.320 i'm pretty sure that you roller skate how about i know that you're a faggot that takes dick up his ass 1.00

01:24:44.840 how about that here's what happened cole here's what happened he said he said i'll be uh i'll be 1.00

01:24:50.440 on on the nephilim show with xg and then and david just writes jesus christ that's all that he writes 0.76

01:24:56.600 and the guy goes you taking the name of the lord in vain bro yeah that was a little gay and he was 0.96

01:25:01.400 like what and then he dms david and he says you're taking the name of the lord in vain i can't be around 0.99

01:25:06.520 people like that and he's like no it's your battle right now motherfucker yeah and then david goes 0.96

01:25:11.800 now it's just like a turn of phrase like we're excited to talk with you and then he goes i don't 0.99

01:25:15.720 think i could do this show bro and then he then he dms me and he goes you know that your your homie

01:25:19.480 over there is taking jesus name in vain really i don't think i can do this show and that's how it

01:25:23.560 went so i was like oh he realized it's not xg looked for a way out and then wanted a way back in

01:25:31.400 reading into this and no good faith at all i will say this i will say this top top i have your back

01:25:39.080 because you're my boy this on both sides is the gayest beef i've ever heard of in my entire life 1.00

01:25:45.960 in my entire life it is kind of gay he wanted he wanted to back out because because raven said jesus 0.56

01:25:54.200 christ i mean like all of no no that's not why he wanted to back out because and i understand because

01:25:59.240 he thought it was actually you think you booked an interview with two randoms like two random people 0.98

01:26:03.960 yeah that sucks yeah you got to talk with them for two hours like who the fuck at least this is my 0.93

01:26:07.960 interpretation of the events that i i still think you definitely if you're if you're still you still 0.99

01:26:12.360 going like score starts definitely put a calm jude imagine imagine i just definitely yo yo you need

01:26:19.080 to call him judy for the rest of your existence yes you're gonna actually be owen benjamin you have

01:26:23.960 to make that his name do like unhinged rants about judy imagine imagine now if i was like yeah come on

01:26:32.040 the come on the nephilim death squad and you're like all right i'm gonna go and i'm gonna talk

01:26:35.240 with david and top cool and then you log on and it's uh leighton by the way okay

01:26:43.320 what do you do i just delete i want to bring this up uh top actually did tag rogan in a tweet

01:26:54.360 go retweet it go retweet it it's funny clint's like i'm not retweeting that 0.78

01:26:57.640 shit hell no i'm gonna be involved with this at all hell no all right do we have any more mailbag 0.97

01:27:03.960 we do um tuna aj asks if you could subvert any country which and why but not israel oh that man 0.99

01:27:14.760 that was my knee jerk in israel i know well maybe that's why they said that it has to be a north

01:27:19.960 korea country united states yeah yeah yeah that's just israel oh good point good point sorry i mean

01:27:28.440 once you have israel in the united states though you control the world like that's like you like if 0.99

01:27:32.120 you get those two oh no i have a better one germany we're bringing them back baby subvert in what way 0.82

01:27:37.160 though like i wouldn't make it anyway everyone's already gay anyway that you yeah that you desire i'm

01:27:42.280 subverting i'm subverting germany back to how it used to be i'm gonna subvert haiti to where no

01:27:48.360 subversion is gonna happen there again you understand me you know what i'm picking up what

01:27:54.840 i'm putting down yo make haiti great again shirts i'd subvert haiti and make it ultra based i'd raise 0.98

01:28:01.560 the the general iq of the entire island make haiti great again but then put them in like dope ass like 0.95

01:28:08.360 uh hugo boss like world war ii drip but it's like black cations so that's why it's like confusing 0.59

01:28:14.920 is there any way we can do like give it like almost like a we was kings type of art is there

01:28:19.480 is there any type of thing like almost like a like a sin city red splotches vibes i think

01:28:25.080 is there anything we can do as far as make haiti great again that dives into the cannibalism part of 0.94

01:28:29.160 it like it'd be like make haiti like i don't know like there's something that has to be there to where

01:28:33.480 like they're the eye is just a bone make haiti great again make haiti i think if you're going for

01:28:39.560 make haiti great again you have to pull away from the cannibalism aspect because it's it's about 0.92

01:28:43.960 making it better you play yeah you're going away but you're going away from cannibalism what's the

01:28:47.960 oh yeah cannibalism so you just show them eating normal food fasting i guess you do with the world

01:28:57.400 war ii propaganda ones where it's like they have like the full you know tables with picnics and

01:29:02.600 everyone's no no like that type of propaganda but like with a black haitian dude no no no no 0.85

01:29:07.640 make haiti great again no no or just make haiti hungry again and just have it to where they just

01:29:13.160 don't get food at all and they just dot like so because they oh top top good got a good idea for you

01:29:18.840 you should do a a last supper uh like montage picture thing and then have have barbecue as jesus

01:29:26.600 and then have them eating eating one of these corpses i think i might piss off jay dyer 0.89

01:29:39.080 then post it publicly and say jew dyer doesn't like this 0.94

01:29:44.200 the problem with the problem with removing food from the haitians and starting to kill them off is 1.00

01:29:48.920 that you're actually giving them more food to eat yeah but i just i just want them just to just to

01:29:53.240 starve you know what would be dope like i i know i know this was jose was taking it but i would

01:29:58.440 really like to like i feel like any of any of us five but i i feel like it should be cole i don't

01:30:04.360 know why i feel like his his jovial nature he could like speak to them and they would vibe with him

01:30:09.160 so he he rolls in there like we put you through six months of navy seal training we make you the 0.98

01:30:13.320 baddest bitch alive right you walk in there you earn their respect you become their warlord and then 1.00

01:30:18.280 you do what you're talking about with germany but you make it haitian like the haitians and you 1.00

01:30:23.160 fucking you put them in dope hugo boss gear you make them fucking real deal nazis who who's the 0.99

01:30:28.920 who's the uh the out group that i'm trying to get rid of at the rest of the world nazi swag wouldn't 1.00

01:30:35.400 be so fucking dope yeah dude sorry i just had to say that but no no i can't say there's no jews in 0.98

01:30:41.960 haiti i can't really blame like i can't be like no it's them it's the like those guys right there 0.99

01:30:46.920 anybody that's not with you that's the enemy i think they would go for that i gotta oh i need

01:30:52.440 i need i need a real group there's gotta be jews in haiti there's gotta be jews in here there is one

01:30:58.600 he's the richest man in haiti you know what you do you can google it that's real

01:31:01.960 immigrate jews to haiti just to go there and then come out 1.00

01:31:09.000 we immigrate the jews to haiti and then nuke it 1.00

01:31:11.640 also a hate crap two holocausts for the price of one 0.99

01:31:22.680 two birds one stone right there baby that's just take them all out 0.98

01:31:26.760 who do you think would win who do you think would win in like a oh not a war but like like what what

01:31:31.560 the jews are doing now to the palestinians if you just put a bunch of jews in haiti who do you think 1.00

01:31:35.640 would be the like the power after 10 years it's not even close like who would win like you have

01:31:41.480 them right next to each other like almost like israel gaza thing but like if the dominican republic

01:31:47.000 was actually like the the jewish republic like if if hamas was really the big bad guy they make 0.96

01:31:53.400 them out to be like but it was like the guy that rose to the top would be called barba jew

01:31:58.280 okay all right okay i love it all right i believe is what they called anytime they roasted a lot of

01:32:06.760 them at dachau yo barba jew dyer it's barba jew dyer he's like i'm getting i'm taking a 0.88

01:32:16.040 fucking beating for no reason yeah he literally there's i hope he watches this and all of us be 0.96

01:32:20.600 like being the voice of reason you being insane i actually actually really like like there's a great 0.99

01:32:26.120 joke in there because there was the whole thing about a nazi jersey like whenever they were like

01:32:29.560 you can't smell them like burning them right over there and just be like oh that's just the smell 0.92

01:32:33.560 of barbecue isn't it just the fucking love the smell of barbecue in the morning it's just barbecue in 0.94

01:32:39.400 the morning nothing better yo dude that's that's probably what the the camp smelled like barbecue 0.99

01:32:47.000 kosher barbecue i wish it smells like is there a fucking barbecue standing around here i got a good i 0.99

01:32:51.800 got a great shirt idea you fucking do uh is it apocalypse now where he says i love the smell of 0.99

01:32:57.160 napalm in the morning yeah i think it's apocalypse now all right so you take you take that actor you 0.99

01:33:02.280 replace him with hitler i love the smell of barba jew in the morning done and they just have the the 0.71

01:33:07.240 auschwitz uh like the yeah but no i'll bet hitler standing in auschwitz with a with a tiny grill and 0.96

01:33:14.520 he's like hank from fucking king of the hill and he just says barba jew that's it he has an apron on 0.97

01:33:20.680 that says kiss the fewer oh my god it's propane and propane accessories i keep going back to 0.99

01:33:32.520 haitians in world war ii fucking nazi gear and it slaps oh yeah for real that's like michael jackson 0.97

01:33:38.280 michael jackson before we turn white oh dude yeah if you look at some of his like photos side by side 0.99

01:33:42.840 with like hugo boss shit you're like okay i see it yeah you were you were about that life dude he went 0.97

01:33:47.560 he went with an armband he wasn't even hiding it and nobody cared though no no dude yo this is how 0.99

01:33:55.480 this is how much this is how not racist america is check this out you got you got michael jackson 0.80

01:34:01.320 literally dressing like an ss soldier and you have him in lyrics talking about screw me joomy

01:34:08.040 and then you have michael jordan who wears a hitler mustache neither of these guys are canceled for

01:34:15.320 either of those also by the way also uh michael jackson also went to white and they still didn't

01:34:21.720 do anything to him yeah they were like he's he's you know former black and they were so michael jackson

01:34:26.040 was alive today he would be he they had to kill him because he would be such a powerful source on the 0.94

01:34:32.120 right like he would be this like skinhead on the right but then moving culture in a big way you 0.95

01:34:37.880 don't think you'd be kanye yeah you'd be yay imagine him and kanye together that's just

01:34:43.000 yo here's what's gonna happen to kill him trust the plan on one of the one of the 9 11 flights

01:34:48.520 he was supposed to michael jackson michael jackson's still alive he's he's still alive he comes back he

01:34:54.280 does a hit single with kanye west and then trump gets elected and then we get some weird right wing

01:34:59.800 shit you remember when jay-z and kanye did the whole album together it was like something yeah challenge the 0.96

01:35:04.280 throne or whatever michael jackson kanye dropping a fucking a full album together would be unbelievable 0.98

01:35:09.880 from the grave yeah this is actually a great question what would the woke terminology for 0.98

01:35:13.880 candle being the lgbt because they call like illegals undocumented they would just call them 0.98

01:35:18.360 like uh it would be something to do with like uh famish nutritionally challenged or nutritionally

01:35:24.040 that's what they call fat people i think or something like that i mean the more vague it is the

01:35:28.920 better you know auto consumers some that wouldn't mean you eat yourself though because i know but

01:35:36.600 like i'm trying to make it yeah i get what you mean i think we should uh can we can we run through

01:35:42.360 something because i know we had a lot of material this week and i want to get to it homovores

01:35:48.760 can we go back to i really think we need to ban toad from the production chat i i have gone to the

01:35:54.600 point where i don't even pay attention to production chat because it's nothing but awful it's nothing

01:36:00.120 but awful toad suggestions and i want to pay attention to the chat i want to but it's nothing but

01:36:05.480 god awful toad it's like it's like i'm gonna go to it right now and i'm gonna go to right now

01:36:09.320 i'll read off i'll read off what he sends it's a spitballing chat uh he said he said a chrissy

01:36:15.080 mayor tweet hold on he said he said it's not bowling it's we're trying to produce the show the next

01:36:21.800 actually i said i said that uh that the robinson guy in north carolina that guy's based hold on

01:36:27.160 hold on i'm gonna read off what he sends just so the audience can know he sends a chrissy mayor 0.97

01:36:31.160 tweet that was the uh dylan mulvaney uh video yeah basically just said what the fuck is this 0.95

01:36:37.240 uh yeah but that's that's not topical you understand that right spamming the chat 0.70

01:36:42.360 and making it way harder for a producer to accumulate content that that's my legitimately just sent a guy in

01:36:48.600 an iron lung uh just you just sent a guy in an iron lung a guy who had been in the iron long for

01:36:54.040 longest of anybody in history it's like it's an insane story i mean it is but it's like i sent

01:36:59.480 a guy in a ku klux klan outfit interviewing a woman like you know what i lost that because there

01:37:06.040 was so much toad spam that i didn't even pay attention and you know what i'm so hard i have to

01:37:10.040 scroll through toad spam this is this is kind of crazy though this is a dude in the iron lung

01:37:13.880 look at his face he's like why haven't they killed me yet yo that's that's what you know that's what 1.00

01:37:21.560 a dick looks like if you don't pull out after you come in in a pussy that's what by the way how 1.00

01:37:26.040 how full of how much do they have to clean that thing to get all the come out because he's just 1.00

01:37:29.640 sitting in there all he can do is jerk off like it's just full of coming that and that can he 0.98

01:37:34.920 jerk off or does he need somebody to do it you're paralyzed when you get that can he why do they have 0.99

01:37:38.280 his head on such a hard surface it's like his head is on marble imagine living like that your whole

01:37:44.360 life look at this you're right next to the food they just eat next to the why would you why would

01:37:48.920 you not it's on wheels oh no it's bolted down this man this man doesn't understand he's like hungry and

01:37:54.680 you just put the food right near his face this man doesn't understand a thing about the cozy life

01:37:59.000 i'll tell you that much no he is they have they have they have the egg crate um like um see on

01:38:05.400 top the foam the egg crate foam that's what they probably like he's like probably slaying on which

01:38:09.240 is like look this is they caught him the moment he died after 70 years of being in this he's like 0.85

01:38:15.720 fucking finally died right there dude this if this guy was up against me in the in a worse life 0.96

01:38:22.600 competition i think it would be close he outlived his parents probably oh that's great yo 0.99

01:38:28.840 he probably how do you how do you get that like you know i was going to like clown him for being

01:38:33.000 fat but like if i was stuck in that thing for 70 years yeah i'd be eating i'd be he said a toad sent

01:38:38.920 a video of president trump in 96 playing beach volleyball that was that was he sent another he

01:38:47.320 sent another chrissy mayor tweet of uh fiddler on the roof can we at least can you at least validate that

01:38:52.840 we have brought up a concern here and the group seems to be in agreement on the roof that you do

01:38:57.960 spam the chat too much that video i didn't even know we're in agreement so it's a matter of opinion

01:39:04.920 here really yeah so we don't think you're spamming him but we do like everything that chrissy mayor

01:39:09.640 tweets out is not content toad toad we want to see like this okay yeah that's the kind of that i

01:39:17.960 want to see from you oh this is great i i i get nagarwana at first i thought it did say marriage

01:39:26.040 wana it says nigger juna cement dude that's the yeah yeah i said dude i literally sent a video of 0.97

01:39:35.880 two white women you know what's particularly retarded about that like if if the twin towers 1.00

01:39:41.880 were made of nagar juna cement the plane would still collide and and smash itself into it no it 0.94

01:39:48.360 just stops you hear the noise it goes boom and then it turns around it's just like oh nope it's

01:39:56.200 built with that cement i'm not crashing into that thing i literally said i literally sent a video of

01:40:01.000 a woman breastfeeding her sister's son and then there was a background it was two white women and 0.99

01:40:07.960 then there was a chirp and i was like there's too much happening in this like there's yeah the

01:40:11.800 the chirp and is as reached like white women it's we yeah they can have them just feed my 1.00

01:40:17.720 sister's baby while she eats so we're in agreement we're kicking toad out of the production chat 0.99

01:40:23.400 fuck you she wants to nurse 24 7 and so i'll just pop in and give her a little 1.00

01:40:31.160 is that gay or like what what is it what is it i don't know would you you're saying you wouldn't 1.00

01:40:36.440 breastfeed your homie's dog your so you wouldn't breastfeed my kid if i needed you to breastfeed my 1.00

01:40:41.400 kid no it wasn't even needing to they were just like it's just nibbling on it it's just like she 1.00

01:40:45.800 was just i'm not letting your kids suck on my nipples top you out of your fucking mind well that's 1.00

01:40:49.640 dude if it was like if my kid would die if i was like yo he's gonna die if i had to if yeah if i had 1.00

01:40:54.280 to do it to keep your kid alive of course i would but like but one i wouldn't want to one main time your 0.98

01:40:59.560 kids need my nipples they're all theirs okay would you here's a great question uh clint would you let 1.00

01:41:05.640 milk though would you let your brother uh feed your kid uh with his dick you fucking piece of 1.00

01:41:11.160 shit with this with his uh kratom filled uh milk 1.00

01:41:18.280 my baby's all cracked out 1.00

01:41:23.960 yeah that was toad at the morning tom was 2000. oh yeah yeah that's right drew i i always try and 0.94

01:41:29.800 share shit that i really think will be good for conversation it rarely gets played on the show but 0.74

01:41:34.440 like it's still it doesn't you never see any of your because it gets drowned out by toad i want 0.97

01:41:39.240 it i want to see we only get to like two things that are in the chat anyway yeah because everything

01:41:43.160 gets drowned out by toad spam that's not why yeah all right let's watch some this is this is clint

01:41:47.400 i don't i never watch any of clint's because it's already great every time i do it's good but i

01:41:52.280 always know it'll be like especially if it's earlier in the week i know that's gonna get buried behind 0.61

01:41:56.680 toad shit so you know this this is this is barbecue this is how he became the leader anyway 0.99

01:42:09.480 he's so close to dying and watch what he does next 1.00

01:42:20.840 oh he does more just another pound and i mean that dude is oh that is savage 0.99

01:42:27.320 oh he was fucking hell you ever been that devil right now i can't say i've ever been that high no 0.98

01:42:35.080 that's surprising to me because like didn't you have a drug addiction yeah and you never got that 0.99

01:42:40.040 like never why you weren't really like pushing it then huh no i was not nobody was also you were

01:42:44.280 also high on uh narcotics not on cocaine yeah i was there literally throwing the crackheads

01:43:05.800 that was not 12 feet nine inches that was not a good one yeah

01:43:10.040 by the way me and jose need to have this competition to see who's elite

01:43:13.160 what's an elite throw what's an elite throw what's an elite throw for uh uh oh he's throwing at the guy

01:43:33.400 they're just lying they're just making this up and the winner is big tyrone that guy definitely won

01:43:40.280 hey this is leo our first winner or the first a all right i i just want to i just want to point out

01:43:48.120 that that cole is under the misinterpretation that that cocaine is not a narcotic do you know what a

01:43:53.880 narcotic is cole i thought it was a stimulant is what i'm thinking opiates to be fair i think you

01:43:58.760 meant opiates i know but they're all narcotics sorry yes i was thinking opiates as opposed to a

01:44:03.880 stimulant well that's why that guy was tweaking because he was like he was and he also wasn't even

01:44:07.880 snorting it he was straight up just eating it so i i don't know i mean i've dabbled i've had fun

01:44:13.160 me and the wife have done a couple nights a bunch stuff like that but we're just skipping past how

01:44:17.880 this guy easily picked this dude up over his head and then threw him 20 feet i believe

01:44:22.840 well one no no no it was not 20 feet that was like 20 feet that was like yeah no they legitimately just

01:44:29.560 don't know how to read lighter than a feather yeah dude i i actually worked with a haitian this guy was

01:44:34.920 my supervisor and he was measuring the rail and we had so we had he had to cut a rail and then replace

01:44:40.840 it so obviously the one that you're replacing it with has to be cut to the exact length that you took

01:44:45.240 out and he said he said what you got i said what you got over there and he goes 23 and two sticks 0.97

01:44:52.920 two sticks motherfuckers my supervisor that's how he's measuring with the with like they sound 0.99

01:44:59.400 actually was he actually was he saying the sticks are the little hash marks or did he have actually 0.99

01:45:03.880 have two sticks i thought he actually had two sticks and he'd be like it's two sticks right here two sticks 0.95

01:45:08.840 boy yeah i'm just saying if you're in new york city sounds like a fucking party if you're in new 0.97

01:45:13.480 york city and you're riding the train these are the people that are making sure that there's no gaps 0.98

01:45:18.200 in between the rails and there's always fucking gaps it's crazy they put i've seen people put 0.97

01:45:24.120 like like miss miss by this much and now we're there the whole night because now we got to get 0.96

01:45:28.440 another rail delivered because we have nothing to fucking put there because you can't miss by this 0.98

01:45:32.520 much a fucking train or these people are retarded dude i have to say i'm not that impressed by the 1.00

01:45:37.160 throws though i don't know i feel like like they're crackheads it's probably like 110 pounds 0.99

01:45:42.280 i want to say that they're those i want to say that they're the the measurements they had were 0.97

01:45:47.560 wrong those are still crazy to throw like fucking at least 120 pounds over your head 10 feet it's 0.99

01:45:54.280 crazy yeah i think those guys are not olympic crack throwers i think jose respectfully i don't think 0.99

01:46:01.240 you could throw your kids 10 feet are you fucking out of your mind 10 feet that's a long way brother 0.99

01:46:06.920 are you no i could throw my kids could you could you throw your wife 10 feet yeah i could throw my 1.00

01:46:12.280 wife 10 feet and she's about the size of a crackhead could you punch her she's actually a crackhead 1.00

01:46:20.520 110 115 pounds yeah i just don't think i mean that's crazy like i can get it over my head i could 0.97

01:46:25.800 throw them but 10 feet i don't think i could do that honestly you could just go we can do this this

01:46:30.040 this is very easy just get a barbell dude let's do a throw throw a toad competition just just a

01:46:36.120 barbell and then put 245s on each side that's harder though i feel like a person like i don't know

01:46:41.720 no let's stay easy what the you're talking about can we all get on board and just throw toad

01:46:46.520 the last time a guy threw me i like severely broke my uh left arm i need to put the bookmark on that

01:46:55.240 i snapped my radius and ulna completely last time a guy threw me who has a story like that

01:47:02.840 unbelievable it also did he throw you like they cracked by the way that insinuates also that there

01:47:07.320 was multiple times that he's been thrown because it was just the last time he's been thrown

01:47:10.840 oh speaking of the guys are talking we think it'd be funny to throw you again my arms didn't heal

01:47:18.200 right that guy i i never told the story about the guy that got hit by the car i live like near the

01:47:23.480 villages mad old people and i go there and i'm meeting my my parents they're listening to music

01:47:29.400 i go in the parking lot me and my wife i turn and i see an old guy he takes two steps out on the street

01:47:34.600 and i don't know why i just keep looking at him like something about this old guy's about something's

01:47:37.800 about to happen he takes two steps out turns goes oh and a lady comes just makes it a turn and he 0.97

01:47:45.080 fucking he hits the car like this picks his legs up she drags him 10 feet on the hood of the car 1.00

01:47:51.080 jesus after she's going for 10 feet then she stopped 1.00

01:47:58.600 one crackhead toss distance one crackhead toss distance yeah oh that's like a crackhead toss and

01:48:05.000 two sticks boy they have they have their time measurement is by chirp and their distance

01:48:09.640 measurement is by how far you can toss a crackhead 0.99

01:48:14.280 yo dude she stops this motherfucker rolls off the car and then hits the ground so i was just like 0.99

01:48:19.320 and my first reaction was like i just turned to my wife and i was like that was fucking sick right 0.99

01:48:24.040 and she's like should we help i'm like i don't know i just like i called the 911 but i was like 0.75

01:48:29.880 well she's a nurse so she could help but she was did she actually help or did y'all just go like god i'm

01:48:34.120 really want some ice cream right now there's like there's a great ice cream joint right there honestly

01:48:39.720 we considered not helping we considered because we were going to like pick up our kids and really

01:48:43.640 it's going to be like yeah it was like it took like an hour an hour out of my day now that i could

01:48:51.880 be doing some other yeah you waited for like the ambulance to get there and yeah

01:48:56.600 she helped him out yeah all that stuff but i was like we really should have just left

01:49:00.280 he would have been fine probably right yeah that's my yeah i think so he only got dragged

01:49:05.240 on the hood he's fine my motto at this point is like don't help anybody you know i mean i don't

01:49:10.120 know you take a peek you go are they're gonna like die i mean like could i really help that much

01:49:15.640 if not max keep it moving you know what if they are gonna die if they are gonna die just keep

01:49:20.120 driving there are videos it's just saying like how much people don't care it's like don't people

01:49:24.680 do not give a what you do is like guys will just go into like walmart and like literally cut their

01:49:30.520 hair and scream be like i'm cutting my hair and just like shave their head and like right

01:49:34.600 in the middle of walmart nobody gives a so i don't think like the same thing guy gets dragged 10 feet

01:49:39.400 crackhead throwing distance by a car nobody gives a you know you know what i would like i would like it

01:49:44.040 if someone would would use ai to take all of those viral like walmart videos and just have some random

01:49:51.400 dude that's in the you know in the store walk up and just pull out a 45 and blow their brains out 0.77

01:49:56.760 at the end of it every every single time like those that would be so much better than what they're

01:50:01.320 doing yeah that's true would it stop the behavior or would it continue the behavior that's the question

01:50:08.040 all right yo this is this is a drinking game in russia that i feel like we need to try okay all right

01:50:15.640 so this is vodka starts off with pouring vodka on their head so that's great

01:50:20.120 if it'll ever play all right you saw somebody hit my car and then yo world star

01:50:30.120 you thought it i'm sure i thought i i my my first regret was not having my phone out to record 0.99

01:50:36.040 that because i feel like i could have like i saw the guy and i was like this motherfucker's 0.97

01:50:39.480 gonna get hurt or something but you just so you was like oh my god oh no jesus oh my god how are we 0.98

01:50:52.360 gonna how is how is how is clinton going to do this you can't do it i'm bald so i'm not doing it i'm not

01:50:59.240 doing it i like anything too much how is this even a drinking game oh no

01:51:06.200 he's not doing it i mean in college in college we did something like this that was like less 1.00

01:51:14.680 dangerous hurry suck my dick up my cum will put it out how drunk do you have to be i told you about 1.00

01:51:21.640 that crazy how bad of a shape is russian that they're doing not like i don't even have to not 1.00

01:51:26.280 that bad like the african blood alcohol content in russia 24 7 you're ready to light your hair on fire

01:51:31.400 yeah dude dude they're doing well enough they can they're doing so well they can afford uh hair

01:51:38.920 lighting vodka they got that hair lighting vodka yeah you don't use you don't use the good vodka

01:51:45.240 for tougher light your hair fire you're so strange you know yeah well i was saying in college uh we

01:51:51.160 would do this thing where we would light our socks on fire and the flame would like go up the sock

01:51:55.000 and then it would like go out you know what i'm saying did it ever did it ever injure you by chance

01:51:59.000 yeah kind of is that why you don't wear shoes now yeah i know it did yeah it was kind of like what

01:52:03.080 we just saw in the video but with one time what i didn't realize is that my i had pajama pants on and

01:52:07.960 they were hanging down over my socks and the flame you didn't realize that your pajama pants yeah hung

01:52:13.960 down to where your socks are at you mean your ankles right so the so the flame jumped uh from my sock

01:52:20.680 to my pants that went up my pants and then all of a sudden my back was on fire so i had to i had to

01:52:25.720 like really like snuff that i could see toad making a joke like that that fire just jumped like a 0.97

01:52:30.200 fucking black dude right up to like you could do something like that dude i was i was having to 0.96

01:52:34.760 stop drop and roll man basically i was like just trying to suffocate the flame that was like 0.99

01:52:39.400 in my back like my back hair was all your stories anymore lit up and no this definitely happened

01:52:46.040 that's what people say whenever they lie about a story that definitely happened to believe this

01:52:49.080 definitely happened did it did it get to your head and burn all your hair no no no i i i

01:52:53.160 smothered it out in the back of my shirt and by like kind of rolling on the floor basically 0.98

01:52:58.920 it missed you dick toad say thank you that's right it yeah it avoided it 0.97

01:53:05.160 come on we're all gonna do it it's so true toad was definitely the guy they were like no dude just 1.00

01:53:10.440 fucking let your your socks on fire we all do it it's just like the retarded kid in high school that 1.00

01:53:15.000 you would tell to like go grab someone's tits yes yes 100 yeah you're not all doing it with me 1.00

01:53:22.120 we'll be right we'll be right behind you toad you just go grab our tits first we're gonna do it 1.00

01:53:30.040 right after you yeah okay hey can we can we pull up the um i do want to show the the guy interviewing 0.98

01:53:38.520 the woman in a wheelchair in a ku klux klan outfit because that just everything about that is just a

01:53:43.720 just a perfect conglomeration of what we have my my point was i was like this these are the interviews

01:53:49.560 we should be doing we should be interviewing people with klu klux slans like in the we need 1.00

01:53:53.960 to get our laney boys out there interviewing people out on the road we need to get that's when you get

01:53:58.520 a horde of laney boys that do this i don't like calling them laney boys i'm gonna be honest i like 1.00

01:54:03.080 it i like it i like it because it implies they're wearing very like girlish kind of like uh i'm thinking

01:54:09.160 like reno 9-1-1 like the uh the the disco skater guy when we're put on a terrorist watch list i

01:54:14.120 i don't want to be known for like the guys who started the cult who created the laney boys like 1.00

01:54:18.600 that sucks is tyler our laney boy right now it's awesome yeah he's our laney boy he fits a twink 0.98

01:54:24.040 archetype i think wheelchair huh yeah and you're a woman yeah damn first off wood talk about a double 0.99

01:54:32.040 handicap jeesh so what do you do you just kind of ski boop around town is that what you do you just 0.98

01:54:37.000 kind of like a roomba that bleeds once a month you bring a lot to the table i can tell like your own

01:54:42.600 chair you do you know and you have like an aura about you you know i bet you light up every room

01:54:48.200 that you go into especially when you hit that thing in reverse and your taillights go on

01:54:53.880 real big coming through watch your toes fellas so when you go to the gynecologist you go to a regular

01:54:59.560 gynecologist you go to like giffy lube i did notice uh that you are a red-headed woman as well 1.00

01:55:06.760 so i do want to ask you know does the carpet match the rims that you got on what

01:55:12.280 what's the protocol on that one definitely hawking why don't you tell me that what would

01:55:15.960 you say is the hardest part about being a woman in a wheelchair besides having a parallel park what

01:55:23.560 would be the i guess second hardest honestly it lost the second joke but it was pretty funny

01:55:33.720 actually i didn't realize it was i didn't watch the full clip when i first sent it so i didn't

01:55:37.400 realize it came from a place called the super racist podcast we really got it we really have

01:55:41.800 to like play this i'm telling you it's great i didn't watch i didn't watch the end of it i didn't

01:55:47.000 realize it came from a super racist podcast we got to start a podcast where we're with super racist

01:55:50.680 podcast you do a podcast do a podcast tower we need to check out this podcast yes this week and next week

01:55:57.960 and consider you know because if there's guys doing we can have podcasts in clan outfits and we're out here

01:56:05.000 and yeah dude we can have a clan guy come on the the show they might know andrew they might know

01:56:11.240 andrew i haven't done an episode in over two weeks i'm sorry but a new episode on youtube tomorrow

01:56:18.680 afternoon don't miss it yeah he's back in business yeah do a show do a show cole we'll see you guys next

01:56:24.520 week i'll do the mega duper love y'all hey clint what's up all right everybody uh tower gangsta of

01:56:36.360 the week we're going with jay dyer only uh a true celebrity could have a haircut like that uh we'll

01:56:41.800 read some people have put in some nice little comments on spotify my aq dropped like 20 i drank 20

01:56:48.920 my q dropped like i drank 20 years of fluoride after listening to this show absolutely hilarious

01:56:54.520 tower gang is awesome you can uh too can check these things out just skip that one one the one 0.98

01:56:59.320 podcast on the internet intellectual enough to showcase a black woman tasing her vagina 10 out of 0.99

01:57:04.680 10 perfect stuff uh once again all previous apologies disclaimers and legal notices not in effect 0.99

01:57:12.120 shall remain in full force or effect sorry uh today we're doing apologies to cannibals jews gays 0.98

01:57:17.160 ladyboys aboriginals haitians people who can't spell haitian people who can't spell comfy pillow 0.95

01:57:23.400 salesman cole's real daddy jay dyer spix those who don't block jay dyer jews and barbecue enjoyers so 0.75

01:57:30.520 there you go for that um better off dead uh he was just on uh horseshoes and hand grenades go check 0.92

01:57:37.640 out toad over there once again better off dead we're gonna have a theme here cole is two and a half 0.99

01:57:42.520 takes that show is now dead okay we have the nephilim death squad fallen dead to god that's once again a

01:57:50.120 theme already dead is uh jose's new show go check that one out they do paulins we have clint his show

01:57:58.600 has been dead for two weeks people uh but he said he's coming back here shortly and he's also going

01:58:03.400 on the uh tim cast irl but the best political show with luke ridkowski top lobster.com for all your

01:58:10.600 merch they even have a tower gang specific section there get your merch over there i just had brad

01:58:15.960 binkley on he drew a while talking about legal stuff it's fantastic show go check that one out

01:58:21.240 on libertarian podcast review next week who is the big guest on next week well i think i think it's

01:58:26.840 right here it's gonna be um joe rogan and um what's his name dave smith see you bet where's the outro 0.95

01:58:35.960 button someone move the outro it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power hour bitch no way jose 1.00

01:58:42.840 liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed 1.00

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01:59:47.980 That's all, folks

Tower Gang - March 14, 2024

Ep 168 - Fart Jelly

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