Tower Gang - Ep 167 - Mein Comfy

00:00:00.000 a little fatty what does he smell like chicken or probably closer to pork i'd say i don't know

00:00:08.700 i mean if you skinned him first it'd probably smell good but like that's gonna be burnt hair 0.99

00:00:12.860 just smell like shit you know i'm so disturbed by how quickly jose was thinking about this like 0.99

00:00:18.320 i think he smelled like a i have an army 1.00

00:00:22.200 for i am for sound of odin 1.00

00:00:31.160 i will fuck you in the face 1.00

00:00:39.260 anal is the best pussy ever you're not wrong 1.00

00:00:48.320 obviously we're all straight 1.00

00:01:04.280 he's off the charts is he frozen yeah he is oh dude this got so much better all of a sudden

00:01:31.020 i think i think he finally just like i think he ended it i think he was just like look at our

00:01:35.860 look at our viewer count just skyrocket

00:01:37.220 i noticed that a lot of black kids have like a flat back of the head and it's from being like 1.00

00:01:56.760 laid down and left there all the time yeah they just leave them there yeah no legit it's not

00:02:02.660 you haven't noticed that the best racism is real racism

00:02:08.160 dude there's there's a there's a there's a there's a there's like a 1.00

00:02:28.900 again Wednesday motherfuckers what's up retards I'm trying to start a cult here 1.00

00:02:37.160 baby so I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy 1.00

00:02:41.660 you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner I don't know 1.00

00:02:45.740 when I say fuck the Jews it means I'm horny 1.00

00:02:48.800 woe is me I'm retarded 1.00

00:02:51.540 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're 0.98

00:02:55.400 the three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00

00:02:59.480 I was watching it and jerking off 1.00

00:03:02.500 you fucking asshole 1.00

00:03:05.320 Toad's on fire 1.00

00:03:07.280 she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8 1.00

00:03:10.520 Fat Dave fuck you man 1.00

00:03:13.600 it's not what this show is about 1.00

00:03:20.480 this shit is retarded 1.00

00:03:21.680 and I really love that intro right up until the end I do not like spanking the kids but 1.00

00:03:28.680 I don't like wearing masks that's what pissed me off about it

00:03:31.600 that's a weird thing to notice but I agree with you actually the fact that he would be so concerned

00:03:35.860 Clint Russell host of Liberty Lockdown

00:03:37.360 co-host

00:03:38.800 what

00:03:39.200 what

00:03:39.780 what

00:03:40.280 what 1.00

00:03:40.780 anal is the best pussy 1.00

00:03:42.580 Josie said it not me 0.99

00:03:44.280 someone tweet that in quotes and then hyphen

00:03:49.000 then her at

00:03:50.160 we got the host of Nephilim Death Squad

00:03:54.200 and the progenitor of Top Lobster.com

00:03:56.500 Mr. Top Lobster is in the building

00:03:58.000 what's up guys

00:03:58.800 yo

00:03:59.040 man

00:03:59.740 something about

00:04:00.720 I think Laney should only like air that 1.00

00:04:03.580 right here

00:04:04.420 because something about seeing that

00:04:05.900 if it was the first time

00:04:07.160 it's just like disorienting

00:04:08.660 I didn't watch it

00:04:10.000 I didn't watch it today

00:04:10.800 I didn't watch it today

00:04:12.380 so I could just get it before this

00:04:14.420 because I was like

00:04:14.840 oh I'm gonna watch it before the show

00:04:16.060 and it's just

00:04:16.800 dude it's the best

00:04:18.560 like

00:04:18.920 dude it hits so

00:04:20.200 like so different

00:04:21.060 coming into the show

00:04:21.820 and you just get to be like

00:04:22.760 oh like we're gonna see

00:04:23.780 some like

00:04:24.560 some kids just yelling racial slurs

00:04:26.980 we're good at what we do

00:04:29.080 we'll say it's heightened though

00:04:31.140 even just like now

00:04:32.240 like me looking at a laptop screen

00:04:33.900 like experiencing it the second time

00:04:35.760 like I know

00:04:36.660 I get a little more immersed in it

00:04:37.960 it is I don't know

00:04:38.720 it was like we MKL through the audience 0.99

00:04:40.260 it was fucking 0.99

00:04:40.820 it was delightful 0.99

00:04:41.540 I like when I do it

00:04:42.540 because I do it like

00:04:43.420 and at the end there

00:04:44.240 right after I wake up

00:04:45.800 like I'm in like a daze

00:04:46.960 like a morning stupor

00:04:48.140 and I'm watching that

00:04:48.920 and it's like

00:04:49.340 it's a really trippy experience

00:04:51.300 yeah like right between

00:04:52.400 you're deciding to kill yourself or not 1.00

00:04:53.880 you're like this is fucking 1.00

00:04:54.860 dope 0.99

00:04:55.660 right at the end there

00:04:56.580 I don't know where

00:04:57.580 I'm deciding to stay alive

00:04:58.720 so I can see the next one

00:04:59.860 I don't know where they're finding

00:05:01.180 all these videos of like

00:05:02.480 these weird Indian people 1.00

00:05:03.700 doing weird shit 0.99

00:05:04.520 but like 0.95

00:05:05.500 the one that got me

00:05:07.180 the one that got me

00:05:08.040 is the like

00:05:08.580 they made the dog blue

00:05:09.660 and then it jumps through the poles

00:05:11.360 and I'm just like

00:05:12.040 why'd you put that there

00:05:13.120 but I love it

00:05:13.920 it's like

00:05:14.180 dude it's crazy

00:05:14.780 that at the end

00:05:15.300 all these like blue Indians dudes 1.00

00:05:17.160 just like fucking 1.00

00:05:17.820 bopping their head 1.00

00:05:18.840 and like fucking 1.00

00:05:19.500 I was like 0.99

00:05:19.980 what is going like

00:05:21.240 they're fans of George Rodrigue

00:05:24.480 I don't know

00:05:26.000 I don't know

00:05:26.020 listen

00:05:26.340 nobody

00:05:27.000 nobody

00:05:27.420 niche reference

00:05:28.240 I'm not letting him do this 0.99

00:05:30.640 I'm not letting him do some weird shit 0.99

00:05:32.040 hey guys 0.99

00:05:32.780 guys guys

00:05:33.640 really niche

00:05:34.520 douchey reference

00:05:35.700 no no no

00:05:37.900 nobody noticed

00:05:38.460 everybody take a shot

00:05:40.640 hello

00:05:41.520 guys

00:05:42.220 really quick

00:05:42.980 nobody noticed

00:05:43.800 I cut Reed out

00:05:44.480 we're so baffled

00:05:45.280 by what Lainey did

00:05:46.120 I cut out

00:05:47.280 and sometimes Reed

00:05:48.240 and Tim Poole too 1.00

00:05:49.780 cut all that shit out 1.00

00:05:51.020 it was time to pull that bandaid off 1.00

00:05:52.480 didn't even notice

00:05:53.140 gotta rip it off

00:05:54.720 and look

00:05:55.300 now we have a lot of viewers

00:05:56.280 most of the people

00:05:56.940 are probably like

00:05:57.400 who is Reed anyway

00:05:58.560 that's true

00:05:59.320 nobody really knows

00:06:00.360 who Reed is

00:06:01.220 I think we need to go

00:06:02.600 the other way though

00:06:03.300 and include the other past members

00:06:04.760 Nick Ashley Cap

00:06:05.980 from the really old

00:06:07.320 guy who was on one episode

00:06:10.040 no one knows who Reed is 1.00

00:06:11.440 but my asshole 1.00

00:06:12.100 will never forget him 1.00

00:06:13.180 we got

00:06:14.080 the host of No Way Jose

00:06:15.660 Mr. Jose Galesan

00:06:16.860 and the host of

00:06:17.760 nothing

00:06:18.340 the jackedest midget 1.00

00:06:20.040 in all the lands

00:06:20.700 that was so great

00:06:22.500 like Lainey posted

00:06:24.300 the thing

00:06:24.920 that Conspiracy Streams made

00:06:26.160 which is like

00:06:26.700 all of our

00:06:27.340 it'd be like a family tree

00:06:30.160 of what we do

00:06:30.940 and there's just me

00:06:32.160 with nothing

00:06:32.920 it's just like

00:06:33.840 I'm just like

00:06:34.620 have nothing besides my name

00:06:35.900 like Clint has

00:06:36.900 like Liberty Lock Pod

00:06:37.940 and the best political show

00:06:39.540 and Tim Cass

00:06:40.400 and then it's just like

00:06:41.500 just me

00:06:41.900 nothing 0.99

00:06:42.200 even fucking Toad 0.97

00:06:43.580 Toad has like 0.99

00:06:44.460 a made up credential

00:06:45.440 that he just like

00:06:46.300 sort of threw on there

00:06:47.220 but there's not really

00:06:47.960 any value behind it

00:06:48.740 but it looks good

00:06:49.280 on a resume

00:06:49.780 he does it

00:06:51.380 he does the show

00:06:52.100 you know what it's like

00:06:52.940 when you go to like

00:06:53.820 a rich family's house

00:06:54.820 right

00:06:55.080 and it's like the father

00:06:55.820 it's like you got Clinton 1.00

00:06:56.540 he's all fucking 1.00

00:06:57.260 and then the mother 1.00

00:06:58.220 and all the kids

00:06:59.740 are doing like

00:07:00.400 he's a lawyer 1.00

00:07:01.380 and he's a fucking 1.00

00:07:02.060 and then there's one kid 1.00

00:07:03.300 that's just fucking 0.99

00:07:03.960 doing like glasses 0.99

00:07:05.220 making sounds with glasses

00:07:06.600 in the living room 1.00

00:07:07.300 and shit 1.00

00:07:07.620 his dad gave him a desk job 1.00

00:07:09.320 where he does nothing

00:07:10.000 in fairness

00:07:11.820 in fairness

00:07:12.380 he works out a lot

00:07:13.180 so

00:07:13.600 yeah

00:07:14.080 and also

00:07:15.440 I have the most fun too

00:07:16.740 like everyone's like

00:07:18.020 they want to hang out with me

00:07:19.040 they want to like

00:07:19.600 chill out with me

00:07:20.380 they don't want to chill out 1.00

00:07:21.320 with the fucking lawyer 1.00

00:07:22.280 that guy was trying to fuck you 1.00

00:07:23.760 like he was 1.00

00:07:24.920 at the end

00:07:26.140 in Georgia

00:07:26.740 that's what we're all

00:07:28.020 that's the whole reason

00:07:28.920 you're on the show

00:07:29.280 he sends me a like

00:07:30.480 shout out to Matt

00:07:31.680 he's a great guy

00:07:32.840 he's sending me condoms

00:07:34.560 shout out to Matt

00:07:35.940 send him top lobster

00:07:37.460 he's telling me like

00:07:39.460 hey I'm about to send 1.00

00:07:40.120 this dick pic to a girl 1.00

00:07:41.000 just make sure 1.00

00:07:41.840 my dick looks good 1.00

00:07:42.600 and every time 1.00

00:07:43.080 I'm like yeah 1.00

00:07:43.380 your dick looks great 1.00

00:07:43.980 rate my fit 1.00

00:07:44.600 it's great bro

00:07:46.200 tell him yo

00:07:48.740 I bet you you can get him

00:07:49.860 to enter into Cocktober

00:07:51.020 into the new Cocktober 0.79

00:07:53.000 oh I bet I could

00:07:53.960 dude but don't tell him

00:07:55.360 you have to solicit him

00:07:57.100 the goal is to

00:07:58.560 try to get nudes from him

00:08:00.440 like organically

00:08:01.560 and then use them

00:08:02.620 for Cocktober

00:08:03.280 and then we reveal

00:08:04.520 that you actually

00:08:05.680 just released someone's nudes

00:08:07.060 without their permission 0.98

00:08:08.580 I just dick dogged a guy 0.97

00:08:10.180 yeah but he's supposed 0.98

00:08:11.800 to send them all to me

00:08:12.820 because I'm the most 0.99

00:08:13.600 trustworthy with dicks 0.99

00:08:15.280 you're not even 1.00

00:08:16.000 trustworthy with your 1.00

00:08:16.840 own dick picture 1.00

00:08:17.560 you just sent it 0.99

00:08:18.340 like all will

00:08:19.620 honestly we didn't

00:08:20.300 even ask for it 0.99

00:08:21.260 dick pics 0.99

00:08:23.340 I think I asked for it

00:08:24.820 in his defense

00:08:25.880 I think I asked for it

00:08:26.700 nobody asked for it

00:08:27.540 Clint

00:08:27.740 again I was thinking

00:08:29.040 about it again today

00:08:29.880 I was like 0.99

00:08:30.100 told the type of nigga 1.00

00:08:31.820 to just send nudes 0.99

00:08:32.960 to his boys

00:08:33.720 that's what you did

00:08:34.780 in essence

00:08:35.200 it wasn't really

00:08:35.840 a submission

00:08:36.340 it was like

00:08:36.880 you just sent nudes

00:08:37.740 to us

00:08:38.200 and I don't even know

00:08:39.600 what was going

00:08:40.040 through your brain

00:08:40.560 I was submitting 0.99

00:08:41.360 oh my god

00:08:43.420 anyway let's

00:08:45.280 I don't know

00:08:45.940 was I or was I

00:08:46.700 dominating in that

00:08:47.700 moment

00:08:47.940 I wanted to

00:08:48.580 I wanted to bring up

00:08:49.660 something that happened

00:08:50.360 I don't know

00:08:50.640 it's weird you

00:08:51.000 I'm sorry

00:08:51.620 it's weird you

00:08:52.320 you went to

00:08:53.040 submitting though

00:08:53.760 like that's where

00:08:54.400 your mind went to

00:08:55.160 I went to the pun

00:08:55.860 yeah because if anything

00:08:57.300 you didn't

00:08:57.820 you weren't like

00:08:58.500 really sub 1.00

00:08:59.080 yeah it's a stupid pun 0.99

00:09:00.020 because you weren't 1.00

00:09:00.520 submitting you were

00:09:01.200 dominating us

00:09:02.120 like by doing that

00:09:03.240 in the group chat

00:09:03.900 guys if you have

00:09:05.160 a group chat

00:09:05.680 with your friends

00:09:06.200 send them a picture 1.00

00:09:06.880 of your hard dick 1.00

00:09:07.760 fully erect 1.00

00:09:08.340 right now

00:09:08.920 no no no no

00:09:10.320 not fully erect

00:09:11.160 oh I guess

00:09:11.860 I guess the joke

00:09:12.600 is that it's

00:09:13.160 going to be a

00:09:13.580 dominating thing

00:09:14.760 or really small

00:09:16.380 or really

00:09:17.000 yeah no no no

00:09:17.700 if you have a

00:09:18.280 micropenis

00:09:19.160 if you have a

00:09:19.560 micropenis

00:09:20.240 and you drop it 1.00

00:09:21.020 fuck 1.00

00:09:21.540 is that a new mug 1.00

00:09:22.320 Clint

00:09:22.560 uh yeah

00:09:24.100 let me see it

00:09:25.460 pick it up

00:09:25.900 because it did look

00:09:26.460 it looked like a

00:09:26.920 different shape

00:09:27.500 just living my best

00:09:28.460 life over here

00:09:29.060 you got new mugs

00:09:29.960 we need to go

00:09:31.060 smoke some Kratom

00:09:31.700 out of it

00:09:32.020 or whatever 0.98

00:09:32.300 the fuck 0.99

00:09:32.600 they do with Kratom 1.00

00:09:33.220 he smoked Kratom

00:09:34.620 he probably was

00:09:35.480 smoking Kratom

00:09:36.320 out of a coffee mug

00:09:37.260 that's what I thought

00:09:38.620 actually

00:09:39.000 I don't know

00:09:39.800 what they do

00:09:40.160 with Kratom

00:09:40.680 and so the whole time

00:09:41.420 whenever he was like

00:09:42.020 Kratom I was like 0.99

00:09:42.580 I just thought of

00:09:43.080 like a crack pipe

00:09:43.960 but with his like

00:09:44.720 you put some tin foil

00:09:46.040 over a mug

00:09:47.140 you poke a couple

00:09:48.060 holes in it

00:09:48.780 you kind of light it

00:09:49.940 get it going

00:09:50.580 and you kind of

00:09:51.060 just breathe

00:09:51.680 right around

00:09:52.140 coffee mug

00:09:53.480 crack pipe

00:09:54.100 is the next

00:09:54.700 next week's

00:09:55.340 fleek of the week

00:09:55.900 dude I swear to god

00:09:57.580 I swear to god

00:09:58.140 if we were over

00:09:59.060 at a house

00:09:59.520 or something like that

00:10:00.180 and you gave me

00:10:00.980 a coffee mug

00:10:01.620 and you gave me

00:10:02.060 some Kratom

00:10:02.540 and you'd be like

00:10:03.100 alright

00:10:03.340 now you're going

00:10:04.360 to do Kratom

00:10:05.240 I would be like

00:10:06.260 I'd be looking around

00:10:07.600 I would pull out a lighter

00:10:08.700 and I'd be like

00:10:09.380 yeah

00:10:09.980 is this how it goes

00:10:11.540 do you want me to

00:10:13.260 flip it and put it

00:10:14.040 on the other side

00:10:14.780 and kind of light it

00:10:15.740 from there

00:10:16.480 I would be so confused

00:10:20.340 and then you all

00:10:21.480 would just be 0.79

00:10:21.820 laughing your ass off 0.64

00:10:23.220 in fairness 0.97

00:10:23.600 that is what my mugs

00:10:24.440 look like

00:10:25.000 a $60 kilo

00:10:26.300 I wanted to just say

00:10:27.980 that before we get

00:10:29.040 off of like

00:10:29.660 the Cocktober thing 0.98

00:10:30.540 so Raven

00:10:31.660 got his hands

00:10:33.160 on like

00:10:33.720 a bunch 1.00

00:10:34.440 of penis pumps 1.00

00:10:36.220 so we're going 0.99

00:10:37.400 to be doing

00:10:37.820 something to do

00:10:39.220 by the way

00:10:39.560 to phrase it

00:10:40.120 but go on

00:10:40.620 with t-shirts 0.99

00:10:41.640 penis pumps 1.00

00:10:43.160 shut up 0.99

00:10:43.960 we're doing 0.99

00:10:45.460 something with

00:10:45.960 t-shirts 0.99

00:10:46.360 penis pumps 1.00

00:10:47.120 and Cocktober

00:10:49.040 I don't know

00:10:50.340 how we're going

00:10:50.680 to do it

00:10:50.920 but we're going

00:10:51.200 to be giving 0.99

00:10:51.540 out these penis pumps 1.00

00:10:52.480 to somebody 1.00

00:10:53.020 Elizabeth said

00:10:53.900 she dropped

00:10:54.480 her phone

00:10:55.000 behind our couch

00:10:55.980 so I had to

00:10:56.440 go move

00:10:56.960 with the couch

00:10:57.380 that sounds

00:10:57.800 like her 1.00

00:10:58.180 fucking problem 1.00

00:10:58.780 are you for real 1.00

00:10:59.580 right now

00:11:00.140 bring the camera

00:11:00.940 with you

00:11:01.300 I want to see 1.00

00:11:02.000 this shit 1.00

00:11:02.420 you're fucking 1.00

00:11:03.080 for real 1.00

00:11:03.740 right now

00:11:04.520 what is this 1.00

00:11:06.020 tell the bitch 1.00

00:11:07.060 to move on 1.00

00:11:07.420 herself

00:11:07.800 Cole

00:11:08.300 hold on

00:11:09.140 no no no

00:11:09.600 he can bring us

00:11:10.500 Cole

00:11:11.760 take your phone

00:11:12.800 out

00:11:13.080 open up the

00:11:14.160 stream yard link

00:11:14.840 with your phone

00:11:15.400 and walk us

00:11:16.460 through

00:11:16.820 as you do this

00:11:18.420 I want to see

00:11:18.880 we want to

00:11:19.360 witness the abuse

00:11:20.200 show us

00:11:21.580 like the lack

00:11:22.620 of consideration

00:11:23.260 for you

00:11:23.940 and what you

00:11:24.400 have going on

00:11:25.040 in this moment

00:11:25.520 in time

00:11:25.940 is astounding

00:11:26.700 show the street

00:11:29.200 sign

00:11:29.520 and walk out

00:11:30.420 to your front

00:11:30.860 door

00:11:31.120 yeah

00:11:31.340 I was just

00:11:31.720 saying

00:11:31.960 by the way

00:11:33.080 for October

00:11:34.000 I think we

00:11:34.380 should give 1.00

00:11:34.660 the penis pump 1.00

00:11:35.260 out to the 1.00

00:11:35.780 smallest dick 1.00

00:11:36.820 that gets submitted 1.00

00:11:37.500 I think it makes

00:11:38.840 sense

00:11:39.200 it does make sense

00:11:40.420 so you want

00:11:41.000 if you want 1.00

00:11:41.980 a penis pump 1.00

00:11:42.520 you could have 1.00

00:11:42.880 just DM'd us

00:11:43.660 and we'll

00:11:44.220 think about it

00:11:45.140 and give it 1.00

00:11:45.560 your dick wasn't 1.00

00:11:46.360 that small 1.00

00:11:46.720 that's not nice

00:11:47.340 to say

00:11:47.620 it was

00:11:48.080 I don't want

00:11:48.960 to talk about

00:11:49.380 it anymore

00:11:49.800 I don't want

00:11:51.140 mine would not

00:11:52.460 win for smallest

00:11:53.320 well we were

00:11:53.900 kicking around

00:11:54.420 the idea

00:11:54.880 of a bracket

00:11:55.500 so we could

00:11:55.960 probably incorporate

00:11:56.720 that somehow

00:11:57.480 into well

00:11:57.920 I don't know

00:11:58.300 I don't know

00:11:58.540 how that would

00:11:58.820 work play wise

00:11:59.380 are we running

00:11:59.880 right into the

00:12:00.360 bracket talk

00:12:00.900 why not

00:12:01.440 I mean we don't

00:12:02.120 have to deal

00:12:02.520 with Cole's 1.00

00:12:03.520 retarded ass 1.00

00:12:04.040 he doesn't have 1.00

00:12:04.340 a strong opinion

00:12:04.860 either way

00:12:05.420 so his opinion

00:12:06.340 doesn't matter

00:12:06.940 so we could

00:12:07.940 take Toad out

00:12:08.480 too while we're

00:12:08.940 at it

00:12:09.280 but yeah

00:12:10.560 so I don't

00:12:10.940 know if you guys

00:12:11.320 take me out

00:12:12.100 well that's one

00:12:12.760 of the options

00:12:13.360 in this bracket

00:12:14.520 okay yeah

00:12:16.100 I'll just pull it

00:12:16.680 up because

00:12:17.100 my favorite option

00:12:17.980 all right

00:12:19.080 yeah

00:12:19.360 I guess so

00:12:21.240 again it's

00:12:22.020 that time of

00:12:22.680 the year

00:12:23.060 where we have

00:12:24.400 to for some

00:12:25.100 reason get

00:12:26.580 it's March

00:12:28.080 madness

00:12:28.540 this is March

00:12:29.720 malady

00:12:30.300 I just want to

00:12:30.840 go on record

00:12:31.220 and say I

00:12:31.800 advise against

00:12:32.580 this I know

00:12:33.220 historically I've

00:12:34.260 been known as

00:12:34.960 one of the

00:12:35.320 bracket guys

00:12:35.960 I'm just saying

00:12:36.620 this one I

00:12:37.180 very much hated

00:12:38.060 the idea of

00:12:38.800 but you know

00:12:39.940 I don't know

00:12:40.280 they made some

00:12:40.720 compelling arguments

00:12:41.480 in the group

00:12:41.800 chat about me

00:12:42.480 why we should

00:12:43.220 not a bad

00:12:44.580 looking bracket

00:12:45.180 to Clint somehow

00:12:46.040 didn't hate it

00:12:46.980 which is crazy

00:12:47.760 well I hate 0.99

00:12:48.980 I hate all

00:12:49.580 brackets but I

00:12:50.500 I just felt as

00:12:51.320 if it was going

00:12:52.520 to happen against

00:12:53.220 my will like it

00:12:54.480 or not so like

00:12:55.320 if it's going to

00:12:55.920 be a bracket then

00:12:56.740 I would like it

00:12:57.240 to be about you

00:12:58.340 know ways in

00:12:58.820 which you perish

00:12:59.460 this is so this

00:13:00.320 is bracket rape so

00:13:01.540 we'll go gently on

00:13:02.680 you this is called

00:13:03.300 March maladies I

00:13:04.480 totally named it

00:13:05.160 of course but we

00:13:06.260 had the idea of

00:13:06.920 like usually we'll

00:13:07.560 fill up the brackets

00:13:08.260 with like what do

00:13:09.160 we do like our

00:13:09.820 favorite genocide or

00:13:11.420 who should be

00:13:11.960 genocided

00:13:12.520 we did slurs

00:13:15.520 and we did

00:13:16.060 mass shootings

00:13:16.820 slurs it was

00:13:17.780 good

00:13:17.880 we went downhill

00:13:18.500 a little bit

00:13:19.080 but it was still

00:13:19.560 good

00:13:19.860 we figured out

00:13:20.940 moon cricket

00:13:21.380 moon cricket was

00:13:22.420 really cool

00:13:22.920 that was my thing 0.99

00:13:23.860 that was my shit 0.99

00:13:24.420 for a while 1.00

00:13:24.980 Mr. Hollywood here

00:13:27.160 didn't like an

00:13:28.000 episode or a month

00:13:28.760 full of slurs

00:13:29.560 it was a process

00:13:30.460 of discovery

00:13:31.260 pan-faced gook 0.99

00:13:34.060 was a great slur 1.00

00:13:35.060 pan-faced gook 0.99

00:13:35.900 was good

00:13:36.240 I will defend that 0.96

00:13:37.440 until I die 0.95

00:13:38.040 I enjoyed genociding 1.00

00:13:39.340 white women though 0.99

00:13:40.060 and having like the

00:13:40.780 live finale there

00:13:41.960 oh yeah yeah

00:13:44.220 that was of course

00:13:44.980 it should be

00:13:45.500 yeah that's

00:13:46.300 obviously true

00:13:47.040 and unfortunately

00:13:48.660 I mean he will 0.59

00:13:49.600 he will perish soon

00:13:50.440 so here's

00:13:51.280 here's the bracket

00:13:51.920 it's suicide

00:13:53.260 up against bee sting

00:13:54.260 these are always

00:13:55.200 these are all things

00:13:56.320 that that that

00:13:57.740 Toad really struggles

00:13:59.020 with okay

00:13:59.640 yeah

00:13:59.880 I guess he's allergic

00:14:01.260 to bees

00:14:01.700 I guess you're

00:14:02.260 allergic to bees

00:14:02.800 I'm allergic to bees

00:14:03.840 yeah

00:14:04.180 and I have suicidal

00:14:05.740 thoughts so if we're

00:14:06.840 going right into it

00:14:07.440 we can decide this

00:14:08.100 matchup

00:14:08.500 you should put

00:14:09.700 allergic to getting 1.00

00:14:10.420 pussy on here too 1.00

00:14:11.300 what is the argument 1.00

00:14:12.280 here

00:14:12.680 which one is

00:14:13.520 lower likely to kill him

00:14:14.460 is that

00:14:14.820 is that the

00:14:15.360 yeah yeah

00:14:15.940 so as we go

00:14:17.180 through the weeks

00:14:17.860 which one of these

00:14:18.920 ways is he more

00:14:19.560 likely to perish from

00:14:20.440 I had an idea too

00:14:21.260 to have like

00:14:21.800 are you really gonna 0.81

00:14:22.380 put suicide up there

00:14:23.320 like the 96 1.00

00:14:24.060 fucking bulls 1.00

00:14:25.440 like they're trying 1.00

00:14:25.960 to get

00:14:26.200 going

00:14:26.500 all the way to the top

00:14:28.220 like what do you mean

00:14:29.480 we have the globetrotters 0.99

00:14:31.220 on the fucking circuit 1.00

00:14:32.320 in the middle school 1.00

00:14:33.000 teams

00:14:33.520 so they're like

00:14:34.140 oh yeah

00:14:35.000 I don't know if it's

00:14:36.180 fair to include them

00:14:36.920 in this competition

00:14:37.680 the bee sting

00:14:38.780 could happen

00:14:39.200 at any moment

00:14:40.000 though

00:14:40.280 you never

00:14:40.700 you never know

00:14:41.240 when the bees

00:14:41.780 might attack

00:14:42.640 I don't think

00:14:43.780 you spend much

00:14:44.280 time outside

00:14:44.840 so I'm really

00:14:45.340 not concerned

00:14:45.820 about that

00:14:46.360 but yeah

00:14:47.600 Lainey would have 0.99

00:14:49.180 a Prince Albert

00:14:49.780 that makes so much

00:14:51.560 sense

00:14:51.900 that does make sense

00:14:52.780 somebody was actually

00:14:53.960 asking us on the show

00:14:55.100 on Nephram Death Squad

00:14:56.600 they were like

00:14:56.960 if I have a Prince Albert 0.99

00:14:58.300 can I use the penis pump 0.99

00:14:59.540 and I'm like listen 0.99

00:15:00.780 like let me give it away

00:15:02.120 whatever you do with it

00:15:02.940 is there a Rife machine

00:15:03.960 is there a Rife machine

00:15:05.280 setting that can help out

00:15:06.420 Prince Albert

00:15:07.060 this was my idea

00:15:08.260 this was my idea 1.00

00:15:09.160 for this shit 1.00

00:15:09.620 that we have Rife 1.00

00:15:10.380 come on every week

00:15:11.480 and tell us the sequences

00:15:13.640 like which sequences

00:15:15.180 can you run

00:15:15.980 to possibly heal

00:15:18.060 you know whatever

00:15:19.540 suicidal thoughts

00:15:20.480 or bee sting

00:15:21.080 I don't think there's

00:15:21.560 a sequence for bee sting

00:15:22.380 that's too like quick

00:15:23.180 I love that hit by car

00:15:24.580 even though he doesn't drive

00:15:26.260 I don't know

00:15:27.220 I guess he's just

00:15:28.100 yes I do

00:15:29.060 I don't want to

00:15:29.480 I don't want to have Matt

00:15:30.140 on every week

00:15:30.880 to discuss how to save

00:15:31.980 yeah that's a bit much

00:15:32.860 he's got it

00:15:33.420 he's got to have

00:15:34.000 he has to pre-tape it

00:15:35.120 it's got to be pre-taped

00:15:36.020 like here's the

00:15:36.760 here's the sequences

00:15:38.020 and then

00:15:38.360 well we can get to

00:15:42.180 when we get to that matchup

00:15:43.220 there's a reason

00:15:43.800 why that one is on there

00:15:44.700 but for the bee sting one

00:15:45.800 I found out that

00:15:46.640 I was allergic to bees

00:15:47.520 when I was like five

00:15:48.480 I got stung in the face

00:15:50.280 because I was

00:15:50.860 I threw like some rocks

00:15:52.520 or a brick

00:15:53.120 at this like metal trough

00:15:54.440 and there was a

00:15:55.620 huge hornet's nest

00:15:56.980 in it

00:15:57.300 and they swarmed me

00:15:58.300 one of them stung me

00:15:59.560 in the nose

00:16:00.100 so you're allergic to hornets

00:16:01.360 I have a scar from this

00:16:03.360 on my nose

00:16:04.380 from back in the day

00:16:05.380 I broke out in hives

00:16:06.640 and couldn't breathe

00:16:08.220 I had to be given an epi pen

00:16:09.840 and rushed to the ER

00:16:10.800 and I almost died

00:16:11.820 so

00:16:12.800 he can't stop with the ER

00:16:14.080 so I do have to carry an epi pen

00:16:16.340 around with me

00:16:17.240 so

00:16:17.460 let's save it for the bracket

00:16:19.300 if only that bee had gone 0.99

00:16:20.400 a little harder

00:16:20.880 and the same

00:16:21.280 you know what

00:16:21.840 the problem is top

00:16:22.480 like you wanted to do this

00:16:23.760 but I guess you

00:16:24.520 he's making a strong argument

00:16:25.600 against it

00:16:26.420 like with what he just did

00:16:27.580 right there

00:16:27.980 that's what I'm saying

00:16:28.740 is going to happen

00:16:29.260 every time

00:16:30.160 he's going to be talking

00:16:31.580 about his ailments

00:16:32.400 and then we have to sit here

00:16:33.200 and listen to him

00:16:33.800 because we did

00:16:34.400 he's done fast actually

00:16:35.260 because I want more

00:16:35.920 more content here

00:16:37.100 he's a Jew in spirit

00:16:38.460 but I can go ahead

00:16:39.320 and tell you the final two

00:16:40.260 it's gambling addiction

00:16:41.440 on one side

00:16:42.100 and suicide 0.87

00:16:42.620 and that will actually make

00:16:43.840 for an interesting argument

00:16:45.080 because it will be the idea

00:16:46.480 of 1.00

00:16:46.720 the mafia will just kill him 1.00

00:16:48.060 and make it look like a suicide 1.00

00:16:49.400 but then it'll be like

00:16:50.680 did he suicide himself

00:16:52.620 because of gambling

00:16:54.020 and does that then count

00:16:54.980 as gambling

00:16:55.600 I think that's the hardest

00:16:57.260 part about this

00:16:58.280 is like

00:16:58.680 so many of them

00:16:59.940 could

00:17:00.300 it could be a confluence

00:17:01.700 of

00:17:01.960 you know

00:17:02.780 all together

00:17:03.780 he has a heart attack

00:17:06.020 but it was because

00:17:06.880 he was doing

00:17:08.080 he lost a huge bet

00:17:09.580 no no

00:17:10.640 oh that's true

00:17:11.280 or he was just like

00:17:12.340 autorotic asphyxiation

00:17:13.880 and then he had a heart attack

00:17:15.180 it's like

00:17:15.820 is that

00:17:16.240 is that some weird

00:17:17.180 like fetish

00:17:17.880 the thing that gets

00:17:18.940 automatic asphyxiation

00:17:20.140 isn't on here

00:17:20.760 but suicide

00:17:21.560 so obesity

00:17:21.960 and

00:17:22.500 obesity and hit by car

00:17:24.100 are like

00:17:24.920 they're two different things

00:17:26.200 obesity is like 0.99

00:17:26.980 the slow build

00:17:27.720 like you've been

00:17:28.220 eating yourself to death

00:17:29.340 for the last 10 years

00:17:30.360 at least

00:17:30.760 that's what caused

00:17:32.060 the stroke

00:17:32.600 that almost killed me

00:17:33.740 when I was 26

00:17:34.380 I almost said

00:17:34.900 it did kill me

00:17:35.760 but it almost did

00:17:36.760 I already hate

00:17:37.560 this bracket idea

00:17:38.240 it's getting worse

00:17:39.800 the more we talk about

00:17:40.760 the worse it is

00:17:41.480 we'll just choose

00:17:42.700 then or whatever

00:17:43.600 I want to get to

00:17:44.820 either Clint's mushroom story

00:17:46.260 or retard jacks off 1.00

00:17:48.040 to JOI videos 0.99

00:17:49.600 real quick

00:17:49.740 I do want to mention

00:17:50.720 I did like

00:17:51.480 Top had a conspiracy

00:17:52.700 bracket idea

00:17:53.320 I did like

00:17:54.140 because they were fun

00:17:55.020 they were some fun ones

00:17:55.980 but

00:17:56.240 I mean

00:17:57.460 I'm still

00:17:58.020 unless we're going back

00:17:59.080 to the OG genocide bracket

00:18:01.020 I'm kind of over brackets

00:18:02.880 the bees were driving

00:18:04.040 the car that hit Toad

00:18:05.020 it's fun for discussion

00:18:05.040 but as a bracket

00:18:05.920 it doesn't make sense

00:18:07.880 yeah

00:18:08.880 I don't even think

00:18:10.080 it's fun for discussion

00:18:11.100 there you go 1.00

00:18:11.840 fuck your bracket 1.00

00:18:12.740 this is for Toad 1.00

00:18:14.900 Toad's reasoning for this too

00:18:17.000 like he was like

00:18:17.520 real hesitant about doing

00:18:18.480 this bracket specifically

00:18:19.820 because it might

00:18:20.460 I didn't want to do this one

00:18:21.300 actually

00:18:21.560 it might spill over

00:18:22.400 into April

00:18:23.100 and this is why

00:18:25.080 I'm like

00:18:25.840 he was like

00:18:26.480 incredible

00:18:26.780 he's like we can't

00:18:27.520 he's like if we're going to

00:18:28.320 mention it tonight

00:18:28.920 we have to do

00:18:29.560 like the first like round

00:18:30.540 right

00:18:30.820 and I was like

00:18:31.560 why

00:18:31.920 we don't have to do anything

00:18:32.880 this is just to see

00:18:33.780 he was like

00:18:34.300 no no no

00:18:34.600 because then it will spill

00:18:35.660 into April

00:18:36.080 we're two weeks in April

00:18:36.960 and I was like

00:18:37.760 I'm honestly

00:18:38.940 I was like Toad

00:18:39.800 you know that March Madness

00:18:40.760 goes in April

00:18:41.400 they play the championship game

00:18:43.000 the first weekend in April 1.00

00:18:44.280 fuck these people 1.00

00:18:46.200 Toad 1.00

00:18:47.460 fuck the people 1.00

00:18:48.620 Toad if you were slightly 1.00

00:18:49.520 into some pussy 1.00

00:18:50.160 I wouldn't call you a virgin anymore 1.00

00:18:51.420 you know what's funny

00:18:52.640 you know what's funny Cole

00:18:53.480 when I'm saying 1.00

00:18:54.520 fuck the people 1.00

00:18:55.300 that watch this show 1.00

00:18:56.300 Cole is probably like

00:18:58.240 like because you probably 1.00

00:18:58.980 fuck that guy Matt 1.00

00:18:59.760 I don't mean it like that 1.00

00:19:00.660 I mean literally 1.00

00:19:01.240 fuck these people Toad 1.00

00:19:02.560 if we start at 915 1.00

00:19:04.100 whatever

00:19:04.740 if we start at 930

00:19:05.920 if we don't start at all

00:19:07.100 who cares

00:19:07.500 if we have topics

00:19:08.660 it doesn't matter

00:19:09.800 just come here

00:19:10.740 and do whatever

00:19:11.480 this is what I'm saying

00:19:12.880 you respect these people

00:19:14.380 I agree

00:19:14.600 I want to hear

00:19:15.880 Clint's mushroom story

00:19:17.100 really bad

00:19:17.740 he told us about this

00:19:20.360 like two weeks ago

00:19:20.880 and we keep forgetting to do it

00:19:21.760 so I'm going to

00:19:23.120 to get this through

00:19:24.720 alright so first off

00:19:25.860 the reason I'm holding

00:19:26.520 my microphone

00:19:27.100 is because

00:19:27.660 I put together

00:19:28.360 a wish list

00:19:29.080 I put it out

00:19:30.180 to my fans

00:19:30.760 on YouTube

00:19:31.560 and I said

00:19:33.240 I said hey

00:19:33.980 I legitimately thought

00:19:34.920 Ashton took over

00:19:35.680 your account

00:19:36.480 no

00:19:36.740 what he meant

00:19:37.540 was this is actually

00:19:38.320 from wish.com

00:19:39.480 I want to

00:19:40.040 I want to get

00:19:40.600 a handful of new

00:19:41.900 equipment items

00:19:42.660 and like most of it

00:19:43.460 got bought right away

00:19:44.140 and I really appreciate that

00:19:45.200 like you did like

00:19:45.800 a baby registry

00:19:46.680 for your equipment

00:19:48.720 guys

00:19:49.540 I'm coming out

00:19:50.520 as a podcaster

00:19:51.300 whatever you guys

00:19:52.100 could contribute

00:19:53.020 would really help

00:19:53.800 with the situation

00:19:54.500 well I just told people

00:19:55.920 I was like look

00:19:56.400 I've dedicated my whole life

00:19:57.800 to this

00:19:58.060 if you've enjoyed the content

00:19:59.060 you know

00:19:59.480 if you want to help me out

00:20:00.600 go for it

00:20:01.140 and so a bunch of people did

00:20:02.300 and I'm really appreciative

00:20:03.000 but I get this

00:20:04.820 this new arm

00:20:05.540 and it has a

00:20:07.020 a screw thing on it

00:20:08.500 that you have to have

00:20:09.280 another little device

00:20:10.620 that is hooked up

00:20:11.580 to this particular mic

00:20:12.460 this Shure mic

00:20:13.600 and so this

00:20:15.620 this dude reaches out to me

00:20:16.800 and he says

00:20:17.220 yo

00:20:17.440 I was going to get you

00:20:19.000 the Shure

00:20:19.660 but my Amazon account's

00:20:20.980 not down

00:20:21.280 it was the day

00:20:21.640 the internet wasn't working

00:20:22.520 so I tell him

00:20:23.840 alright

00:20:24.160 you know

00:20:25.380 just give it a couple hours

00:20:26.840 I'm sure the internet

00:20:27.520 will start working again

00:20:28.480 and he's like

00:20:29.180 nah

00:20:29.420 like my Amazon

00:20:30.640 like my account's down

00:20:32.060 I'm like alright

00:20:32.560 so obviously

00:20:33.340 I'm getting Nigerian 0.54

00:20:34.180 print scammed

00:20:34.720 but he

00:20:36.360 he then says

00:20:37.100 actually

00:20:37.940 I've got a whole bunch

00:20:38.960 of mics

00:20:39.600 like a whole bunch

00:20:40.220 of equipment

00:20:40.720 you pay me

00:20:44.080 he says

00:20:45.180 I've got a whole bunch

00:20:45.780 of equipment

00:20:46.100 and I actually happen

00:20:46.780 to have that mic

00:20:47.700 and he sends me

00:20:48.240 a picture of the mic

00:20:49.460 and I was like

00:20:50.160 he's like

00:20:50.660 it's very lightly used

00:20:51.420 to me a year old

00:20:52.000 so I haven't done 0.99

00:20:53.500 a fucking episode 0.99

00:20:54.260 of Liberty Lockdown 1.00

00:20:54.780 this mic you're holding now

00:20:55.840 yeah

00:20:56.480 no no no

00:20:57.480 this is my old mic

00:20:58.520 it's a different mic

00:20:58.780 why don't you just buy 1.00

00:20:59.920 a fucking new mic dude 1.00

00:21:00.900 just buy your own shit 1.00

00:21:02.060 I don't 1.00

00:21:02.860 because this is like 0.99

00:21:03.700 I have fucking people 0.99

00:21:04.940 that are going to get it for me 0.99

00:21:05.820 it's 400 bucks

00:21:06.480 clearly not

00:21:07.620 you're holding your microphone

00:21:08.740 dude this is the crazy

00:21:10.100 when I saw that thing

00:21:11.180 I was like

00:21:11.680 this man is living

00:21:13.200 in a penthouse

00:21:14.220 in Miami

00:21:14.800 and he was like

00:21:15.720 hey guys

00:21:16.500 if you really want 1.00

00:21:17.380 to buy me some shit 1.00

00:21:18.420 you really 1.00

00:21:19.020 can you please

00:21:19.860 he's in a penthouse 1.00

00:21:20.440 fucking struggling 1.00

00:21:21.520 over here guys 1.00

00:21:22.700 he's got a blood pillow

00:21:23.960 he's only got two mugs

00:21:25.160 that are stained

00:21:25.720 with cray

00:21:26.180 guys

00:21:27.020 I only make

00:21:28.540 40,000 off of

00:21:29.860 talking into a microphone

00:21:30.960 to uh

00:21:31.620 or five hours a week

00:21:33.060 okay

00:21:33.460 get you guys 1.00

00:21:34.080 out of the fucking 0.99

00:21:34.800 how many years 1.00

00:21:35.260 do you think I get

00:21:35.680 40,000 dollars a year

00:21:36.800 and only live off

00:21:38.080 my millions that I make

00:21:39.060 Cole did it 1.00

00:21:40.020 Cole had a fucking 1.00

00:21:41.580 five dollar piece 1.00

00:21:42.860 that was necessary 1.00

00:21:43.620 to make his shit work 0.99

00:21:44.500 and it took him a year 1.00

00:21:45.620 fuck you 1.00

00:21:46.560 more than a year 1.00

00:21:48.140 fuck you 1.00

00:21:49.940 and to be fair 1.00

00:21:50.640 I think we ended up

00:21:51.280 buying it for you

00:21:51.960 so it kind of

00:21:52.620 is a good parallel

00:21:53.340 so long story

00:21:55.220 five dollars

00:21:56.020 sounds like Clint

00:21:56.600 was a romance scam

00:21:57.480 yeah maybe

00:21:57.900 whatever 1.00

00:21:58.260 fuck you 1.00

00:21:58.660 oh what's up 1.00

00:21:59.240 revenge of the sis 0.78

00:21:59.980 oh yeah

00:22:00.600 what's up

00:22:00.840 what's up

00:22:01.220 alright so this dude

00:22:02.540 this dude says

00:22:03.180 yo I got this mic

00:22:04.140 I'll send it to you

00:22:04.840 and I was like

00:22:05.320 alright cool

00:22:05.720 and then he

00:22:06.600 then he

00:22:07.040 text me back

00:22:07.880 the next day

00:22:08.340 because he said

00:22:08.720 he was going to

00:22:09.060 overnight it the next day

00:22:09.940 I don't have it

00:22:10.800 he texts me

00:22:11.940 he says

00:22:12.280 yo the mic's not working

00:22:14.000 apparently like

00:22:16.680 the humidity

00:22:17.140 and wherever he lives 0.98

00:22:18.380 like fucked it up 0.98

00:22:19.300 and I was like 0.59

00:22:19.980 alright well

00:22:20.880 I can just throw it

00:22:21.840 back on my list

00:22:22.440 I'm sure someone

00:22:22.960 will grab it

00:22:23.400 don't even worry about it

00:22:24.300 and he's like

00:22:25.040 he's like

00:22:25.720 nah man 0.92

00:22:26.360 let me

00:22:27.900 I'll get it off Amazon

00:22:29.220 and I was like

00:22:29.760 alright cool

00:22:30.180 and then he

00:22:30.540 then he messaged me

00:22:31.440 the next day

00:22:31.940 and he says

00:22:32.360 yo I soldered

00:22:33.320 the old mic

00:22:34.920 and I fixed it

00:22:35.640 so I'm going to send you it

00:22:36.840 and I was like

00:22:37.900 alright cool

00:22:38.840 and then he says

00:22:39.940 I'm going to

00:22:40.360 overnight it

00:22:40.780 tomorrow

00:22:41.160 and I said

00:22:41.800 alright cool

00:22:42.500 and then

00:22:43.200 today

00:22:43.860 all day

00:22:45.300 waiting for it

00:22:46.300 doesn't arrive

00:22:46.940 and I'm like

00:22:47.480 I'm getting 0.99

00:22:48.180 motherfucking scammed 0.99

00:22:49.360 I don't know why though 1.00

00:22:50.420 I don't know why

00:22:51.100 I'm getting scared

00:22:51.520 you didn't give him money

00:22:52.300 no I didn't give him 0.99

00:22:54.060 any fucking money 0.99

00:22:54.700 it's just like 0.99

00:22:55.260 it's just like

00:22:56.060 the best prank ever

00:22:57.140 you got

00:22:57.760 you got friend scammed

00:22:59.200 the guy just wanted

00:22:59.840 to talk to somebody

00:23:00.820 he was like

00:23:01.740 he was like

00:23:02.500 he was like

00:23:02.820 he was like

00:23:02.940 he was like

00:23:03.440 he was like

00:23:03.580 over a few hundred bucks

00:23:05.120 that's the reason

00:23:06.800 that's the reason

00:23:07.720 I haven't done an episode

00:23:08.520 of Liberty Lockdown

00:23:09.140 in 10 days

00:23:09.760 because I've been

00:23:10.340 waiting for my 0.99

00:23:11.100 fucking mic 0.99

00:23:11.780 real quick 0.99

00:23:14.260 Clint

00:23:14.820 you also do a podcast

00:23:16.460 with another professional

00:23:17.720 podcaster

00:23:18.300 can you not go to 0.99

00:23:19.160 fucking Luke 0.99

00:23:21.240 and be like 0.99

00:23:21.620 hey Luke

00:23:22.020 can I borrow a mic

00:23:23.440 for like

00:23:23.940 when he's not looking

00:23:24.840 at the end of the episode

00:23:25.540 just screw it off

00:23:26.220 he would never

00:23:26.940 he would never lend it

00:23:28.640 to him

00:23:28.840 this one way

00:23:29.400 this is where I got

00:23:31.400 the idea

00:23:31.860 for the Amazon wish list

00:23:32.920 Luke did the same

00:23:33.920 thing with our show

00:23:34.600 and we're getting 0.99

00:23:35.380 fucking shipped 1.00

00:23:36.320 crazy amounts of shit 1.00

00:23:37.720 so that's why 1.00

00:23:38.900 I did it for my show

00:23:39.680 anyways

00:23:40.580 alright so

00:23:41.480 sounds like a whole to do

00:23:42.960 Clint why don't you do it

00:23:44.140 drop your mic behind the couch

00:23:45.880 and make Cole get you one

00:23:46.940 we can do it for this show

00:23:47.920 alright here's how we can do it

00:23:50.160 for this show

00:23:50.620 Clint

00:23:50.920 now I'm noticing something

00:23:52.460 right here

00:23:52.860 in the upper left hand corner

00:23:54.180 most people are watching

00:23:56.680 from Twitter

00:23:57.240 there's like 300 plus people

00:23:58.920 watching from my Twitter

00:23:59.900 Clint you can help the show out

00:24:01.300 in the upper right hand corner

00:24:02.600 you press that edit button

00:24:03.760 put it on your Twitter

00:24:04.820 put it on your Twitter

00:24:07.860 Twitter is optimizing videos

00:24:09.580 right now

00:24:09.920 so they're apparently

00:24:10.680 because we have 500 viewers

00:24:12.060 right now

00:24:12.820 I thought it was starting

00:24:14.420 including rumble

00:24:15.240 here I'm going to show you

00:24:16.600 I'm going to show you

00:24:17.080 how I'll help the show

00:24:17.620 I'm going to tell you

00:24:18.040 about my story

00:24:18.660 from last Sunday

00:24:19.620 alright let's get to the story

00:24:21.200 let's do it

00:24:21.640 last Sunday at midnight

00:24:23.260 120,000 followers

00:24:24.280 last Sunday

00:24:25.260 last 125

00:24:26.380 last Sunday at midnight 0.99

00:24:28.240 I fucking 0.89

00:24:29.120 alright so we had this guest on 0.97

00:24:31.240 on the best political show

00:24:33.140 and homeboy was like

00:24:34.720 slinging you know 1.00

00:24:36.000 chocolate weed shit 1.00

00:24:37.080 but he had made a special batch 0.99

00:24:39.560 of chocolate with mushrooms

00:24:41.520 in it

00:24:42.620 you know hallucinogenic mushrooms 1.00

00:24:44.140 let's fucking go 0.99

00:24:44.600 some psilocybin 0.99

00:24:45.720 so homeboy tells me

00:24:47.620 he gives me like

00:24:49.460 a third of a bar

00:24:50.600 and he says that

00:24:51.900 if I take a third of that

00:24:53.480 it'll just be a body fry

00:24:55.120 no psychedelic

00:24:56.740 impact

00:24:57.980 you'll just

00:24:58.760 you know

00:24:59.080 you'll sleep like a baby

00:24:59.980 blah blah blah

00:25:00.860 and I was like

00:25:01.900 alright

00:25:02.160 it's the same guy

00:25:02.700 they told you

00:25:03.120 he was sending you the mics

00:25:04.100 and also

00:25:06.420 I'll give you a third

00:25:07.560 of a mic next week

00:25:08.480 that's why these were

00:25:10.580 chocolate mushrooms

00:25:11.440 because they were

00:25:12.120 from a Nigerian prince

00:25:13.420 I don't get it

00:25:14.780 alright so I take

00:25:15.980 I take

00:25:16.780 a third of the

00:25:18.320 just brown and brown

00:25:20.120 yeah that's what I was going to

00:25:21.660 was it just because

00:25:22.540 they're both brown

00:25:23.260 is that literally

00:25:24.420 the only thing there

00:25:25.200 it's not

00:25:25.740 absolutely

00:25:26.440 not that there's any

00:25:27.420 cocoa in Africa

00:25:28.920 it's just

00:25:29.820 there's not even

00:25:31.840 cocoa in Africa 1.00

00:25:32.900 you dumb fuck 1.00

00:25:33.980 it's amazing 1.00

00:25:35.740 brown

00:25:36.300 it's like a world record

00:25:38.980 in unfunny

00:25:39.800 alright so

00:25:40.520 I take the third

00:25:41.420 of the chocolate

00:25:42.360 and for the first half an hour

00:25:43.880 I don't feel much

00:25:45.220 obviously because it's an edible

00:25:46.240 about 45 minutes in

00:25:47.620 I start to feel it

00:25:48.440 and I'm like

00:25:48.900 and I'm just feeling good

00:25:50.040 I'm like I'm feeling good

00:25:51.100 I'm like getting ready for bed

00:25:52.120 and then

00:25:53.520 then

00:25:54.540 I notice that

00:25:55.740 all of the lights

00:25:56.860 are really

00:25:57.680 gleaming

00:25:58.980 yeah

00:26:00.120 throughout

00:26:00.740 throughout my entire condo

00:26:02.200 and I'm like alright

00:26:03.740 this is

00:26:04.840 you know

00:26:05.600 there's a watermelon

00:26:07.080 on the wall

00:26:07.600 I was about to bring up

00:26:08.540 the watermelon

00:26:08.980 I was about to be like

00:26:09.900 did the watermelon

00:26:10.720 start appearing

00:26:11.440 at that point

00:26:12.080 like

00:26:12.320 I took a bite of it

00:26:13.980 it started

00:26:14.580 like smashing itself

00:26:16.160 he thought Gallagher

00:26:17.020 was in there

00:26:18.860 Jesus Christ 0.98

00:26:19.860 I hate you Toad 0.96

00:26:20.700 dude what is he on 0.97

00:26:22.080 tonight man 0.80

00:26:22.720 what the hell are you talking about 0.93

00:26:23.360 unbelievable 0.98

00:26:25.640 Jesus Christ

00:26:27.500 because I don't know

00:26:28.140 if you guys know this

00:26:28.840 but Gallagher smashes

00:26:29.760 watermelons

00:26:30.380 to be what I'm looking for

00:26:31.380 Toad if you want to be funny

00:26:32.620 you could have gotten a black joke there 0.98

00:26:34.140 you could have been like 0.92

00:26:34.880 all of a sudden 0.77

00:26:35.260 Black Gallagher 0.98

00:26:36.680 Black Gallagher 0.98

00:26:37.300 he just eats the watermelon

00:26:38.800 he just like

00:26:39.740 how did Dave Chappelle

00:26:42.660 fuck that one up

00:26:43.640 Black Gallagher 1.00

00:26:44.860 he goes up with Black Gallagher 0.84

00:26:46.680 he just has a hammer

00:26:47.560 he just has a knife

00:26:49.300 he just cuts and starts eating it

00:26:50.620 he's just like

00:26:51.020 what

00:26:51.240 did you really just say

00:26:52.480 you literally then

00:26:54.160 to form a joke

00:26:55.100 just said 0.99

00:26:55.580 gal nigger 1.00

00:26:56.160 and then just left it 1.00

00:26:57.000 so fucking desperate 1.00

00:27:01.460 I cannot stand this motherfucker 1.00

00:27:05.300 hold on 1.00

00:27:05.840 I'm just ramming everything

00:27:06.980 through tonight

00:27:07.540 I mean that is kind of funny

00:27:08.920 if we're really like

00:27:09.780 making a black Gallagher 0.95

00:27:10.900 character that would be his name

00:27:12.000 this is the fleek of the week

00:27:12.600 again inspired by Toad

00:27:14.400 and I don't even know

00:27:15.540 who's going to win it

00:27:16.040 but this is a t-shirt

00:27:16.860 so please be patient

00:27:18.220 I was just 0.99

00:27:18.680 I was born fucked up 1.00

00:27:19.840 that's it 1.00

00:27:20.620 I can't stand this motherfucker 1.00

00:27:23.760 the silhouette of Little Toad 1.00

00:27:25.600 that's amazing

00:27:26.300 so I noticed that 1.00

00:27:29.300 tell us about your sister's tits 1.00

00:27:31.840 I don't think I'm going to do that Tim 1.00

00:27:33.480 what

00:27:34.060 is there a story there

00:27:36.180 or is he just legitimately 1.00

00:27:36.960 randomly asking about your sister's tits 1.00

00:27:38.320 I don't even have a sister 1.00

00:27:39.220 so I don't know what to say

00:27:40.540 I'm thinking about 1.00

00:27:41.840 your sister's tits 1.00

00:27:42.780 like if he did have 1.00

00:27:43.460 if he had a sister 1.00

00:27:44.700 would she have nice tits 1.00

00:27:45.580 what do you guys think 1.00

00:27:46.180 well that's just such a bizarre thing

00:27:48.080 just for someone to say

00:27:48.820 I assumed it was like

00:27:49.700 an inside joke

00:27:50.580 Tim's the one

00:27:51.800 Tim's the one who got 0.99

00:27:52.660 raped by his girlfriend's mom 0.99

00:27:54.480 relax Tim 0.99

00:27:55.280 oh that is him 1.00

00:27:56.320 yeah shut the fuck up Tim 1.00

00:27:57.500 the sister you fucked 1.00

00:27:59.040 oh your stepsister 1.00

00:28:00.800 don't pretend

00:28:01.660 don't pretend like you have

00:28:02.600 oh yeah

00:28:02.980 let's step it doesn't count

00:28:04.280 we were only in the same house

00:28:05.320 for 15 years

00:28:06.340 oh yeah I don't have

00:28:07.200 I don't have

00:28:07.780 I don't have

00:28:08.160 I don't have

00:28:08.780 I don't have

00:28:08.820 I don't have

00:28:08.840 that was a low time preference joke

00:28:16.300 it's working off better

00:28:17.220 than the long term joke

00:28:18.520 so I

00:28:18.680 I noticed that all of the lights

00:28:20.640 thank me later

00:28:20.720 I noticed that all of the lights

00:28:22.200 are gleaming very brightly

00:28:23.800 and I'm like

00:28:24.380 I'm like

00:28:25.120 alright well

00:28:25.980 he said it wasn't going to be

00:28:27.260 psychedelic at all

00:28:28.780 but

00:28:29.400 it's a little psychedelic

00:28:31.960 but I'm sure

00:28:32.660 I'm sure like

00:28:33.520 it'll chill

00:28:34.360 I'm not really paying attention

00:28:35.620 time starts to warp

00:28:36.700 I start to feel as if like

00:28:38.280 it's never going to stop

00:28:39.780 and I start to have racing thoughts

00:28:41.640 and I'm like

00:28:42.140 what are you doing

00:28:42.680 are you just like

00:28:43.340 just sitting on your couch

00:28:44.460 just like

00:28:44.880 yeah

00:28:45.040 I'm sitting on my couch 0.90

00:28:46.080 just totally fucking freaked out 0.82

00:28:47.400 I'm like 0.93

00:28:47.820 so I start to

00:28:49.120 I start to worry

00:28:49.960 that I'm going

00:28:50.880 like if it gets much harder

00:28:52.360 like much more potent

00:28:54.120 and I am not at all

00:28:55.580 equipped for this

00:28:56.240 I did not sign up for this

00:28:57.480 I did not want this

00:28:58.420 I'm like

00:28:59.100 I'm on the 23rd floor

00:29:00.560 of a condo complex 0.98

00:29:02.360 if I fucking freak out 0.99

00:29:03.540 and just jump off my balcony 0.99

00:29:04.860 that would really suck

00:29:05.880 so I go

00:29:07.200 I gotta get down to ground level 0.98

00:29:08.740 so I don't fucking hurt myself 0.98

00:29:09.760 right 0.98

00:29:09.920 if he freaks out

00:29:10.560 and jumps off his balcony

00:29:11.420 can you just forward

00:29:12.620 those microphones

00:29:14.000 to my house

00:29:15.000 yeah yeah yeah

00:29:15.680 that's true

00:29:16.060 yeah

00:29:16.320 I'll use him

00:29:17.060 I'll add it to my will

00:29:18.200 alright so

00:29:18.960 so I get in my elevator

00:29:20.520 it's like 2am at this point

00:29:22.000 and I am not coming down 0.97

00:29:23.740 and the lights are fucking 0.98

00:29:24.660 gleaming dude 0.95

00:29:25.520 so I get in the elevator

00:29:26.700 and I go down to the lobby

00:29:27.800 and I'm like

00:29:28.760 like there's still

00:29:29.720 a handful of people

00:29:30.680 milling about

00:29:31.380 you know

00:29:31.780 not very many

00:29:32.740 that does not seem like

00:29:34.000 by the way

00:29:34.540 not a great idea

00:29:35.620 to leave the comfort

00:29:36.800 of your own home

00:29:37.660 and be like

00:29:38.320 no I'm going to go to

00:29:39.000 where other people are 0.99

00:29:40.040 while I'm high as shit 1.00

00:29:41.100 bro 0.99

00:29:41.860 I can't

00:29:42.720 I'm going to go out

00:29:43.520 to the streets of Miami

00:29:44.720 floor

00:29:45.140 as I like 0.99

00:29:45.780 I have a fucking 0.99

00:29:47.060 psychedelic trip 0.98

00:29:47.740 that I wasn't at all

00:29:48.460 prepared for

00:29:49.160 so I have to get

00:29:50.300 to ground level

00:29:50.800 that's all I know

00:29:51.820 so then I start to

00:29:52.980 I get down there

00:29:53.940 I go down to my pool

00:29:54.880 it's like

00:29:55.520 it's like lightly drizzling

00:29:56.820 and for a time 0.98

00:29:59.040 where'd you butt ass naked to? 1.00

00:30:00.340 where'd you butt ass naked to? 1.00

00:30:01.840 he comes down 1.00

00:30:02.900 he's just walking around

00:30:03.640 he's wandering around naked

00:30:05.420 well we know

00:30:06.300 he wasn't wearing underwear

00:30:07.320 it's funny he says that

00:30:09.460 because

00:30:09.840 well yeah definitely

00:30:10.640 no underwear

00:30:11.000 but it was funny

00:30:11.720 he says that

00:30:12.200 because

00:30:12.500 when the trip gets really bad

00:30:14.740 and I'm not there yet

00:30:15.740 I start to think

00:30:16.880 that maybe I'm not

00:30:17.840 wearing clothes

00:30:18.660 and I'm like

00:30:19.100 oh that is a common

00:30:19.920 shrooms thing

00:30:20.520 I remember on multiple trips

00:30:21.680 I'll just be standing there

00:30:22.600 and just be like thinking

00:30:23.500 especially if you catch

00:30:24.760 a weird glance at you

00:30:25.740 and you're like 1.00

00:30:26.140 I bet my dick's out 0.99

00:30:27.420 so I'm sitting down by the water 1.00

00:30:31.360 and you're like scared to look down

00:30:32.500 and you're like

00:30:32.720 do I look down?

00:30:33.560 because then they'll know

00:30:34.380 that I know 1.00

00:30:35.380 that my dick's out 1.00

00:30:36.240 so I can't check to make sure 0.99

00:30:38.780 so I just like

00:30:39.820 I put my hands in my pockets

00:30:41.080 I'm like

00:30:41.380 no no no

00:30:41.760 I got pants on

00:30:42.520 I'm good

00:30:42.800 alright so

00:30:43.920 I go out

00:30:44.540 I go out by the pool

00:30:45.100 what if you got so high

00:30:46.040 that they're like

00:30:46.660 do I have underwear on right now?

00:30:49.000 the opposite

00:30:50.000 he's like

00:30:50.680 did I put underwear on

00:30:51.940 when I was high?

00:30:52.560 do I even have underwear in my house?

00:30:54.340 how did I get underwear?

00:30:57.420 so I go and I sit down by the pool

00:30:59.220 and for a time 0.99

00:31:01.180 I am having a fucking amazing experience 0.98

00:31:04.000 and I'm like 0.98

00:31:05.060 I'm at the ground level

00:31:05.880 there's no concerns about me hurting myself

00:31:08.400 and I notice that the flowers

00:31:10.920 that are around the pool

00:31:12.260 are unbelievably beautiful

00:31:14.460 like as beautiful

00:31:16.140 as you've ever seen anything be beautiful before

00:31:18.240 and I'm just staring at them

00:31:19.920 I'm like pacing back and forth

00:31:21.520 staring at these flowers

00:31:23.300 that's a wild phrase

00:31:25.900 that's true

00:31:26.560 they don't really

00:31:27.840 but I'm staring at them

00:31:30.300 and I'm like 0.98

00:31:30.800 life is fucking amazing 0.98

00:31:32.820 life is beautiful 0.98

00:31:33.480 I should have never been afraid

00:31:34.520 of taking shrooms

00:31:35.340 this is like

00:31:36.280 I can go back up to my condo

00:31:37.880 I'm sure this is fine

00:31:38.580 but you know what

00:31:39.180 life is so beautiful

00:31:40.260 I'm just going to stay out here 0.99

00:31:41.220 I'm going to look at the fucking 0.99

00:31:42.060 I'm going to look at the lights 0.99

00:31:42.900 I'm going to water the streets of Miami

00:31:44.680 yeah 0.98

00:31:45.560 so I'm just fucking 0.98

00:31:47.180 I'm just vibing right 0.98

00:31:48.260 and then

00:31:49.480 about 15 minutes later 0.99

00:31:51.160 the fucking intrusive thoughts come back 0.99

00:31:53.960 and I'm like 0.99

00:31:54.400 oh man

00:31:54.920 I'm going to do something 0.99

00:31:55.660 fucked up now dude 0.99

00:31:56.760 like I'm 0.99

00:31:57.180 I don't know what I'm going to do 0.99

00:31:58.540 but I'm going to do something fucked up 0.98

00:31:59.500 and I'm like 0.97

00:32:00.000 alright

00:32:00.260 I gotta go walk

00:32:01.080 so I start to

00:32:02.040 I start to pace around the complex

00:32:03.580 and I'm

00:32:04.160 and I'm doing

00:32:04.680 oh yeah

00:32:05.140 what time is this by the way

00:32:06.280 you said you're going to bed

00:32:07.760 yo now it's

00:32:09.060 now it's almost 3

00:32:09.960 in the morning 1.00

00:32:11.420 this motherfucker 1.00

00:32:12.380 3 in the morning 1.00

00:32:13.100 is wandering around 1.00

00:32:13.960 his fucking 1.00

00:32:14.540 his complex 1.00

00:32:16.000 and fucking 1.00

00:32:16.620 no no no 0.99

00:32:17.080 just staring at the stool

00:32:18.120 the pool

00:32:18.740 not wandering around

00:32:20.540 doing laps

00:32:21.540 I'm doing laps

00:32:23.020 there's five

00:32:24.000 there's five buildings

00:32:24.840 in my complex

00:32:25.440 he was running

00:32:25.980 and it's about

00:32:26.680 it's about like

00:32:27.340 maybe a quarter

00:32:28.520 third of a mile

00:32:29.480 probably

00:32:29.860 to walk the entire thing

00:32:31.240 I do it

00:32:31.960 I don't know

00:32:32.460 20 times dude 0.99

00:32:33.360 I'm just fucking 0.99

00:32:33.940 and I guess 0.99

00:32:34.440 it's drizzling

00:32:35.140 it's drizzling out

00:32:35.980 and there's like

00:32:36.700 you've been

00:32:37.140 you've been to his complex

00:32:38.920 and I'm guessing

00:32:39.520 it's a very nice complex

00:32:40.700 are there people

00:32:41.600 just walking

00:32:42.460 wandering around

00:32:43.560 in this

00:32:43.900 in this

00:32:44.380 at 3 a.m

00:32:46.040 there's a valet guy

00:32:47.240 there's people out there

00:32:49.020 there's a guy 0.92

00:32:49.780 like a black dude 1.00

00:32:50.500 that will take 0.99

00:32:51.060 first off

00:32:51.860 we went to his house 0.82

00:32:52.760 random black guy

00:32:54.060 came up 0.84

00:32:54.400 and he just went like this

00:32:55.200 and I gave him my keys

00:32:56.220 and I was like

00:32:56.760 Clint 0.99

00:32:56.920 I hope there's a fucking valet here 0.99

00:32:58.240 because I just gave 1.00

00:32:59.060 some black guy my keys 1.00

00:33:00.140 and he looked like

00:33:01.540 he belonged here

00:33:02.220 Clint was like

00:33:03.860 no they're very well trained

00:33:04.780 they're very well trained

00:33:05.600 real quick

00:33:06.400 I do want you guys

00:33:07.260 to imagine a visual

00:33:08.700 I just find it funny

00:33:09.740 someone opening their blinds

00:33:10.980 at 2 in the morning

00:33:11.580 looking out

00:33:12.180 and then seeing him

00:33:13.100 just really at the edge

00:33:14.040 of the pool

00:33:14.480 just staring into the water

00:33:15.920 I was staring at the flowers

00:33:18.320 unmoving

00:33:18.940 much much gayer

00:33:20.260 but alright

00:33:20.940 so I'm like

00:33:21.620 I'm freaking out

00:33:23.260 what were you thinking

00:33:23.820 about the flowers Clint?

00:33:25.540 they were just 0.97

00:33:26.280 fucking majestic 0.98

00:33:27.320 unbelievably beautiful 0.98

00:33:28.760 I was just looking at them

00:33:30.380 and like nature 0.98

00:33:31.000 is fucking spectacular 0.98

00:33:32.720 life is spectacular 0.99

00:33:33.820 and there's a design

00:33:35.300 to everything 0.97

00:33:35.760 and how the fuck 0.89

00:33:36.480 is this even possible 0.97

00:33:37.380 that this is

00:33:37.940 this is you know

00:33:38.820 just random 0.99

00:33:39.940 fucking atoms 1.00

00:33:40.940 slamming together 0.99

00:33:41.440 I'm doing

00:33:41.820 I'm doing the whole

00:33:42.580 psychedelic you know

00:33:43.560 thing

00:33:43.840 and so I start to

00:33:45.640 pace around

00:33:46.140 because I'm like

00:33:46.800 I'm like

00:33:47.300 I'm about

00:33:48.180 I start to get

00:33:49.240 really afraid

00:33:49.780 that I'm gonna lose

00:33:50.220 my mind

00:33:50.620 because I'm

00:33:51.540 I'm like

00:33:51.900 I'm not expecting

00:33:52.560 to be on this trip

00:33:53.360 and now the trip's

00:33:54.180 three hours deep

00:33:55.040 and I'm like

00:33:55.660 it's never gonna end

00:33:56.940 I'm doing the whole 0.99

00:33:57.680 fucking 0.99

00:33:58.020 the whole like 0.99

00:33:58.680 rookie tripper thing

00:34:00.360 right

00:34:00.600 so

00:34:01.600 so I start

00:34:02.820 I start doing laps

00:34:03.800 and I

00:34:04.460 and I

00:34:04.760 and I'm doing laps

00:34:05.500 and I'm

00:34:06.040 and I pick my phone out

00:34:07.200 oh by the way

00:34:07.940 I have headphones in

00:34:08.840 and I'm listening to 1.00

00:34:09.460 fucking 0.99

00:34:09.680 to 1.00

00:34:11.040 meditation

00:34:11.900 guided meditation

00:34:13.660 trying 0.99

00:34:14.000 trying to fucking 0.99

00:34:14.720 chill the fuck out 0.99

00:34:15.360 and then like 0.98

00:34:15.880 like

00:34:16.380 just the dudes

00:34:17.280 like the dudes voice

00:34:18.220 is too aggressive

00:34:19.160 for me

00:34:19.600 so then I go to

00:34:20.280 I go to a female voice

00:34:21.500 and I'm like

00:34:21.860 the female voice

00:34:22.600 is too sexual

00:34:23.300 and I'm like

00:34:23.720 I'm not

00:34:23.980 this is not the thing

00:34:24.900 that I'm doing

00:34:25.360 now you're walking 0.88

00:34:26.820 out with a boner 0.54

00:34:27.600 I'm ping pong

00:34:29.280 and I'm like

00:34:29.800 I can't

00:34:30.260 I can't

00:34:30.640 I can't find anything

00:34:31.560 that like

00:34:32.000 makes me feel good

00:34:33.120 I go to music

00:34:34.100 and like

00:34:34.540 if there's lyrics

00:34:35.280 the lyrics are too

00:34:36.480 too intense

00:34:37.260 they're too

00:34:37.540 like I'm

00:34:38.000 I'm like

00:34:38.420 I'm imagining

00:34:38.940 all sorts of 1.00

00:34:39.360 fucked up shit 1.00

00:34:39.800 so then I 1.00

00:34:40.520 I kill the music 0.99

00:34:41.460 and then 0.86

00:34:42.780 and then I just

00:34:43.440 pick my phone up

00:34:44.240 and I

00:34:44.840 and I have my mom

00:34:45.680 and it's like

00:34:46.160 3 a.m. right

00:34:46.740 so it's midnight

00:34:47.520 where my mom's at 0.99

00:34:48.240 I fucking have 0.99

00:34:49.360 my mom's phone number 0.99

00:34:50.560 pulled up

00:34:50.880 I'm about to call her

00:34:51.660 just have her

00:34:52.340 talk me off the ledge

00:34:53.140 and I'm like

00:34:53.520 nope

00:34:53.840 can't do that

00:34:54.460 that's too crazy

00:34:55.180 no don't do that

00:34:55.840 then I pick up

00:34:56.540 my little brother

00:34:57.160 Colin's number

00:34:58.260 and I'm like

00:34:59.020 about to call him

00:34:59.640 I'm like

00:35:00.000 he goes to bed early

00:35:01.480 like can't do that 1.00

00:35:02.320 does he have nice tits 1.00

00:35:03.220 I know what brother 1.00

00:35:03.940 will stay up 1.00

00:35:04.640 does he have nice tits 1.00

00:35:05.860 oh then I 1.00

00:35:06.860 then I started thinking

00:35:07.600 about calling top too

00:35:08.520 and I was like 1.00

00:35:09.040 nah he's fucking 0.98

00:35:09.600 definitely asleep 0.99

00:35:10.200 like this is insane

00:35:10.900 what am I doing

00:35:11.220 so then

00:35:12.180 then I

00:35:12.580 then I have my phone out

00:35:13.560 and I'm like

00:35:14.020 I just have it on 9-1-1

00:35:15.320 and I'm like

00:35:15.840 I'm gonna call the cops

00:35:16.620 no you didn't

00:35:18.040 oh my god

00:35:21.480 you should have done it

00:35:22.280 we would have had a viral moment

00:35:23.440 it would have been like

00:35:24.120 the guy that calls the cops

00:35:25.740 when he's on trips

00:35:26.540 that's totally happened before

00:35:28.340 I've seen those videos

00:35:30.140 officer 1.00

00:35:30.620 this fucking black guy 1.00

00:35:32.340 has been walking around 1.00

00:35:33.640 my complex

00:35:34.480 for three hours

00:35:36.280 I don't know what he's doing

00:35:37.580 he's not wearing underwear

00:35:38.800 then they wind up

00:35:40.600 arrested 1.00

00:35:41.060 his dick is just 1.00

00:35:41.920 hanging out there 1.00

00:35:42.920 swinging

00:35:43.700 so I'm thinking to myself

00:35:45.080 like alright

00:35:45.480 well if I totally lose my mind

00:35:47.140 I've gotta be close

00:35:47.900 to the hospital

00:35:48.420 but if I call the cops

00:35:49.280 on me

00:35:49.520 they're gonna

00:35:49.860 he calls 9-1-1

00:35:51.520 he was like

00:35:51.940 Bob dude

00:35:52.500 you gotta help me out dude

00:35:53.240 man

00:35:53.520 I'm like

00:35:55.420 if I call the cops

00:35:56.420 on me

00:35:56.640 they're gonna arrest me

00:35:57.480 cause I'm on 1.00

00:35:58.020 fucking psychedelics 0.99

00:35:58.980 and I didn't mean to be 0.99

00:36:00.160 or like not on this level

00:36:01.620 and what really

00:36:02.740 what really triggered it

00:36:03.660 is like

00:36:04.020 on the elevator ride down

00:36:05.660 you know

00:36:06.260 Top's been in the elevator

00:36:07.120 it's mirrors everywhere

00:36:08.200 and I glance in the mirror

00:36:09.520 and my eyes are saucers dude

00:36:11.720 I'm like 0.99

00:36:12.140 fucking full on 0.99

00:36:13.220 you know 1.00

00:36:13.620 black

00:36:14.040 and I'm like 0.99

00:36:14.540 oh god damn it 0.98

00:36:15.580 I'm like really tripping 0.99

00:36:16.640 this is fucking terrible 0.98

00:36:17.160 so then I start 0.99

00:36:19.820 pacing around

00:36:20.540 and then I

00:36:20.980 like the only thing

00:36:22.000 I can find

00:36:22.660 that

00:36:23.220 oh

00:36:24.720 I remember that

00:36:25.680 Raven

00:36:26.060 he keeps saying

00:36:27.540 you know

00:36:28.020 if you just say

00:36:28.900 the name of the lord

00:36:30.220 then it'll get rid of

00:36:31.540 like negative

00:36:32.080 so I say

00:36:34.480 Jesus Christ

00:36:35.340 out loud

00:36:35.820 right

00:36:36.040 and I'm walking around

00:36:37.320 saying Jesus Christ

00:36:38.400 and I didn't die

00:36:39.620 so I'm Christian now

00:36:40.800 you actually had to

00:36:42.700 mean it though

00:36:43.220 you had to feel it

00:36:44.160 yeah well I felt it bro

00:36:45.660 so

00:36:45.920 so because I'm like

00:36:47.220 I'm like

00:36:47.600 I'm like anything

00:36:48.980 anything that can help

00:36:49.940 right

00:36:50.100 so then 0.99

00:36:50.740 I fucking 0.99

00:36:51.640 I look up gospel music 0.99

00:36:52.740 on Spotify

00:36:53.360 and I'm like

00:36:55.020 that's when you were

00:36:55.600 sending us over gospel music 0.99

00:36:57.220 with your tripping balls 0.99

00:36:58.520 yeah 0.99

00:36:59.080 so

00:36:59.880 so I find this

00:37:00.920 I find this once

00:37:01.820 or like I go through gospel

00:37:03.120 and like a lot of it

00:37:03.920 they like

00:37:04.440 they go into

00:37:04.880 they go into biblical passage

00:37:06.600 and they talk

00:37:07.200 they talk about

00:37:07.780 how God's gonna smite things 0.98

00:37:09.780 and shit like that 0.99

00:37:10.320 and I'm like 0.99

00:37:10.580 I don't want any of that smiting

00:37:11.780 I don't want to be smote

00:37:13.000 I'm like

00:37:13.620 I'm gonna smite things

00:37:14.800 I'm like 0.72

00:37:15.920 I'm like no

00:37:16.460 but then

00:37:17.220 then I find this one 0.99

00:37:18.320 fucking banger 0.99

00:37:19.300 that is just 1.00

00:37:20.100 totally beautiful

00:37:21.300 at the end

00:37:21.960 it has this like

00:37:22.600 incredible bridge 0.99

00:37:23.420 that goes in this choir shit 1.00

00:37:24.720 and and it's just 1.00

00:37:26.040 it's just spectacular 1.00

00:37:27.080 I put that bitch on repeat 1.00

00:37:28.540 and I go and I sit 1.00

00:37:29.820 it starts pouring outside

00:37:31.200 so I go and I sit in my car

00:37:32.580 because I still feel too

00:37:33.700 too sketched out

00:37:34.920 to go to the 23rd floor

00:37:35.980 so then I 0.99

00:37:36.700 I fucking sit in my vet 0.99

00:37:38.200 banging gospel music 1.00

00:37:39.940 for two hours

00:37:41.460 the same song

00:37:42.960 do you remember the song

00:37:45.040 and Clint

00:37:45.760 I sent it to you

00:37:46.760 Clint sent it

00:37:47.620 yeah he sent it

00:37:48.300 in the group chat

00:37:49.260 he kept sending

00:37:49.780 he was like

00:37:50.260 Toad

00:37:50.600 listen to the song

00:37:51.540 right now

00:37:51.680 he's like 1.00

00:37:51.940 this that shit 1.00

00:37:53.000 he kept sending it to Toad 1.00

00:37:54.580 specifically

00:37:55.180 I did listen to it

00:37:55.620 and I had this emotional experience

00:37:57.820 I was like

00:37:58.240 you know who needs to hear this

00:37:59.320 Toad 0.99

00:37:59.940 fucking Toad 1.00

00:38:01.060 yeah 0.99

00:38:01.380 dude I listened to that song 0.86

00:38:03.820 and I saw Jesus

00:38:05.380 dude so

00:38:06.160 we should play the song

00:38:06.860 we should find the song

00:38:08.180 so I just want to go through

00:38:10.880 the whole timeline

00:38:11.580 you take some

00:38:12.600 you eat some chocolate

00:38:14.080 you're in your

00:38:14.940 I eat the chocolate at midnight

00:38:16.900 and then

00:38:17.780 and so you're just chilling

00:38:18.720 in your house

00:38:19.360 and you're in your condo

00:38:20.460 just chilling there

00:38:21.240 and you go like

00:38:22.120 I gotta leave

00:38:22.800 because I'm gonna jump out

00:38:23.820 this window

00:38:24.280 so you go

00:38:25.320 so then you're like

00:38:27.320 I'm gonna keep

00:38:28.220 no no no

00:38:28.680 let me clarify

00:38:29.720 I didn't think I was gonna

00:38:31.020 jump out the window

00:38:31.540 I just knew that I was

00:38:32.560 I was going towards the apex

00:38:34.380 I was not at the apex

00:38:35.520 and I was like

00:38:36.400 if I get to the apex

00:38:37.380 and I freak the fuck out

00:38:38.500 I cannot be this high up 0.51

00:38:40.140 that was the whole time

00:38:41.060 so you're like

00:38:42.640 I gotta get down

00:38:44.160 I just can't go down too fast

00:38:45.740 I have to get down

00:38:46.500 like in a slow way

00:38:47.700 in a controlled way

00:38:48.580 not out the window down

00:38:50.020 so you go down

00:38:50.860 and then you're just

00:38:52.060 wandering around

00:38:53.500 your whole complex

00:38:54.220 five buildings

00:38:55.180 looking at flowers

00:38:56.280 and by the pool

00:38:57.500 yep in the rain

00:38:58.500 and oh this is still in the rain

00:39:00.360 and so then

00:39:01.220 yeah yeah

00:39:01.720 this was it

00:39:02.520 Anthony Evans

00:39:03.240 yeah you got it

00:39:04.040 so then

00:39:04.920 then you're like

00:39:05.620 I gotta come down some

00:39:06.760 so you start listening

00:39:07.800 to meditations

00:39:08.560 and the guy doing

00:39:10.120 the meditations

00:39:10.720 what's the name of the song again

00:39:11.380 do it again

00:39:12.320 do it again

00:39:12.880 do it again

00:39:14.000 by Anthony Evans

00:39:14.940 we're just gonna get 0.99

00:39:15.520 fucking 0.99

00:39:15.840 copyright strike 1.00

00:39:18.220 oh no

00:39:18.720 not a copyright strike

00:39:22.300 on the show 0.79

00:39:22.680 we say nigger on 1.00

00:39:23.680 I listen to this 1.00

00:39:24.560 motherfucking song 1.00

00:39:25.140 for two hours straight 1.00

00:39:26.480 it's like a six minute ballad 0.99

00:39:28.140 it's fucking spectacular 0.99

00:39:29.720 but you should not listen 0.98

00:39:30.780 to any song

00:39:31.460 for two hours straight

00:39:32.300 unless you've obviously

00:39:33.560 lost your

00:39:33.960 wait wait

00:39:34.180 so you listen to

00:39:35.380 some meditations

00:39:36.160 but the man's voice

00:39:37.600 in a meditation

00:39:38.720 was too rough

00:39:40.100 that you had to switch

00:39:41.060 to a woman's voice 0.70

00:39:41.820 the woman's voice 0.86

00:39:42.840 was too sexual 0.73

00:39:43.720 I bet you 0.75

00:39:44.300 he has a perfect

00:39:45.020 silky smooth voice

00:39:45.860 my mom thinks

00:39:47.560 that Satan

00:39:48.300 didn't get you yet

00:39:49.300 I bet this guy 1.00

00:39:51.000 has a penis on him 1.00

00:39:53.400 too 1.00

00:39:53.700 oh yeah

00:39:54.080 oh yeah

00:39:54.680 absolutely

00:39:55.120 that's the whole thing

00:39:55.860 that's the only thing

00:39:56.420 I'm thinking about

00:39:56.900 the entire time

00:39:57.500 I'm listening

00:39:57.860 he's got draked

00:39:58.760 oh yeah

00:39:59.160 he definitely has 1.00

00:39:59.860 drake penis 1.00

00:40:00.400 yeah you're 100% right 1.00

00:40:01.560 imagine me at 4am

00:40:05.640 in my parking

00:40:06.860 oh dude

00:40:07.540 tripping

00:40:07.980 in my bed 1.00

00:40:08.860 tripping my balls 0.99

00:40:09.780 yeah you're like 0.99

00:40:10.300 this is a weird

00:40:16.420 transition to make

00:40:17.960 Ken's hour gang

00:40:18.860 this is a perfect voice

00:40:20.940 like it's soothing

00:40:21.880 and yo

00:40:23.340 and listen to the lyrics

00:40:24.680 you feel comforted

00:40:25.000 feel protected 0.99

00:40:25.680 it's fucking spectacular 0.96

00:40:27.200 and this whole time 0.99

00:40:28.300 he's going

00:40:28.940 Jesus Christ

00:40:29.820 Jesus Christ

00:40:30.820 I said Jesus Christ

00:40:31.900 that loud dog

00:40:32.720 the Lord is speaking

00:40:34.020 through the sounds

00:40:34.980 I said Jesus Christ

00:40:36.260 get away from me demons

00:40:37.200 Jesus Christ

00:40:38.140 you Nephilim's 0.98

00:40:40.640 have no power over me

00:40:41.920 did you really think

00:40:43.140 you were being like

00:40:43.720 possessed or something

00:40:44.340 or you felt like

00:40:44.880 you were at threat

00:40:45.480 like you were like

00:40:46.460 I could be possessed

00:40:47.100 any second

00:40:47.760 no I didn't think

00:40:49.080 any of that

00:40:49.500 I was just like

00:40:50.060 I was just like

00:40:50.660 better be safe

00:40:51.380 than sorry

00:40:52.000 he was just like

00:40:54.220 Clint

00:40:55.460 Clint started doing

00:40:56.220 everything

00:40:56.560 he put a yarmulke on

00:40:57.700 he started saying

00:40:58.360 Jesus Christ

00:40:59.080 he was like

00:41:00.220 I was just trying

00:41:00.780 not to call cops

00:41:01.800 on myself bro

00:41:02.540 he's like 0.99

00:41:03.120 I'm throwing shit 0.99

00:41:03.700 at the wall 0.99

00:41:04.160 because I am not

00:41:04.800 getting possessed

00:41:05.240 my initial plan 0.99

00:41:06.920 it's a fucking 0.99

00:41:07.860 hour long walk 0.99

00:41:08.940 to get to the hospital

00:41:09.700 I was going to drive

00:41:10.400 myself to the hospital

00:41:11.120 just to sit there

00:41:12.180 just in case

00:41:12.780 I needed to go

00:41:13.380 in the ER

00:41:13.840 but then I was like

00:41:14.840 I'm already tripping

00:41:15.560 I can't drive

00:41:16.380 I was like

00:41:16.760 alright I'm going to walk

00:41:17.580 it's an hour walk

00:41:18.700 I walked like 20 minutes 0.99

00:41:19.760 I fucking turned back around 0.99

00:41:20.840 I was like 1.00

00:41:21.060 this is so retarded 1.00

00:41:22.160 this is not cozy 0.98

00:41:23.340 he's like

00:41:24.060 this is not cozy

00:41:25.200 by the way

00:41:26.180 I have sandals on

00:41:27.760 I have flip flops on

00:41:28.980 oh you've been walking

00:41:29.920 one of our fans

00:41:33.740 just gave the best idea

00:41:34.800 for a spinoff show

00:41:35.680 Cole I don't know

00:41:36.640 if you want to get

00:41:37.440 reconnected with God

00:41:38.780 and your stuff

00:41:39.660 but someone brought up

00:41:40.580 Christ

00:41:41.380 let me see if I can find it

00:41:42.920 Christ

00:41:43.160 it was KKK

00:41:44.900 but it was

00:41:45.680 Christ Curates Kings 1.00

00:41:47.180 game

00:41:47.560 so that could be

00:41:48.680 the name of your show

00:41:49.320 Christ Curates Kings 1.00

00:41:50.460 all with K's 0.99

00:41:51.240 so it's cool

00:41:51.820 and then you could do

00:41:53.100 a gospel show

00:41:53.920 but under the umbrella

00:41:55.880 of Tower Gang

00:41:56.620 play the

00:41:57.980 like the fourth minute

00:41:59.640 of that song

00:42:00.260 Jesus

00:42:00.700 play the fourth minute

00:42:02.720 of this 18 minute

00:42:03.760 stanza please

00:42:04.440 hey whenever you listen

00:42:05.340 to a song for two hours

00:42:06.460 you learn it intimately

00:42:07.780 you know where the

00:42:09.000 you know where the beats

00:42:10.100 every beat is at

00:42:11.020 he talks about

00:42:11.600 Jesus as being a lion

00:42:12.740 and every time

00:42:13.420 he says that line 1.00

00:42:14.260 I fucking 1.00

00:42:14.740 I lose it 1.00

00:42:15.480 yeah I cried

00:42:16.620 why do people have

00:42:32.780 too long of songs

00:42:33.620 he says you made a way

00:42:37.580 where there was no way

00:42:38.940 and I was like yeah

00:42:39.700 I'm gonna get through

00:42:40.320 this trip

00:42:40.840 I'm gonna get through

00:42:41.860 this trip

00:42:42.340 he says and I believe

00:42:43.720 I'll see you do it again

00:42:44.560 oh you did it before

00:42:45.460 I'll see you do it again

00:42:46.180 and he goes back and forth

00:42:46.940 obviously

00:42:47.220 you need a trips

00:42:48.840 that are bad dude

00:42:49.760 yeah I didn't know

00:42:51.160 I was tripping

00:42:51.780 Jesus take me now

00:42:52.560 you need a

00:42:53.320 like we need

00:42:54.040 at least with

00:42:55.160 like because I can see 0.99

00:42:56.760 fucking Ian 0.99

00:42:58.320 like taking it with you 1.00

00:42:59.960 and then still being

00:43:00.840 like totally calm

00:43:02.420 the entire time

00:43:03.260 and just being like

00:43:03.820 Clint just like

00:43:04.540 chill out dude

00:43:05.300 like just being

00:43:06.200 totally cool

00:43:06.980 now what Clint did

00:43:08.120 was necessary

00:43:08.760 he had to do that

00:43:09.840 and now he's

00:43:10.740 this is I guess

00:43:11.520 that's the most

00:43:12.260 adversity he's experienced

00:43:15.520 in his life

00:43:16.440 in his cozy life

00:43:17.260 he's like

00:43:17.560 this is way too much

00:43:18.900 did you see

00:43:22.400 did you hear

00:43:22.780 that like the only

00:43:23.440 thing that was really

00:43:24.200 that to change

00:43:24.960 was the lights

00:43:25.700 were a little bit

00:43:26.180 brighter

00:43:26.520 and the

00:43:27.340 flowers just looked 0.81

00:43:29.860 way prettier

00:43:30.680 and he was like

00:43:31.220 I gotta stop this 1.00

00:43:32.820 this shit is way too much 0.99

00:43:35.640 when you're not 1.00

00:43:36.400 expecting it

00:43:37.160 it's pretty intense

00:43:38.400 dude

00:43:38.740 it's more than that

00:43:39.700 though

00:43:39.860 like you do get

00:43:40.420 the visuals

00:43:40.820 but like you get

00:43:41.520 really in your head

00:43:42.580 and introspect

00:43:43.200 I remember

00:43:43.640 my roommate one time

00:43:45.540 like he would say

00:43:46.480 he said he took

00:43:47.200 he took shrooms

00:43:48.420 and then they had

00:43:49.380 the nature channel on

00:43:50.540 and it was just

00:43:50.940 a nature documentary

00:43:51.780 and he had to go to bed

00:43:53.320 because he was like

00:43:53.960 it was too much

00:43:55.000 watching all these animals

00:43:56.120 like like just

00:43:57.520 in the wild 1.00

00:43:58.220 doing shit 0.97

00:43:58.880 he was like 1.00

00:43:59.500 I had to go to bed

00:44:00.300 and just like

00:44:00.780 be in the dark

00:44:01.520 for like two hours

00:44:02.400 with the gator

00:44:03.580 eating the turtle

00:44:04.380 and the blood

00:44:04.900 that was crazy

00:44:06.060 I was I was at

00:44:07.740 a concert last week

00:44:08.700 and the guy was like

00:44:09.580 super skilled musician

00:44:10.660 and the girls behind me 0.81

00:44:12.160 they were definitely high

00:44:13.260 they were on something

00:44:13.960 because I remember

00:44:14.640 them on the line

00:44:15.360 and like halfway

00:44:16.480 through his set

00:44:17.220 one of the girls

00:44:17.860 just like

00:44:18.740 I mean like

00:44:19.580 it's a loud venue

00:44:21.200 and I heard

00:44:21.900 the floor vibrated

00:44:22.800 because she just 0.61

00:44:23.360 bam hit her head 1.00

00:44:24.040 because it was like

00:44:24.640 it became too much

00:44:26.780 for her or something

00:44:27.420 like whatever was

00:44:28.060 going on there

00:44:28.680 and she just 0.97

00:44:29.100 turned off

00:44:31.020 that was heroin

00:44:32.300 top

00:44:32.940 she was shooting heroin

00:44:33.960 and she died

00:44:35.140 for real

00:44:37.040 the concert was so good

00:44:37.920 like me and my wife

00:44:38.840 looked back

00:44:39.200 and we were like

00:44:39.680 someone scoop this up 0.99

00:44:42.540 or something

00:44:42.860 because there's a show

00:44:43.500 going on

00:44:44.060 it was Anthony Evans

00:44:45.260 actually

00:44:45.720 that's who you saw

00:44:46.660 so I finally

00:44:48.680 after doing 0.99

00:44:49.600 a hundred fucking laps 0.99

00:44:51.480 and then sitting in my 1.00

00:44:52.220 car listening to gospel

00:44:53.380 music for two hours

00:44:54.260 at about 6am

00:44:55.600 I finally

00:44:56.480 I finally

00:44:57.200 feel as if I'm okay 0.99

00:44:58.620 and I shit you not 0.97

00:44:59.340 I start laughing out loud 1.00

00:45:00.920 at what a pussy I am 1.00

00:45:02.220 I'm walking through 1.00

00:45:05.340 my lobby

00:45:05.720 and then he goes

00:45:07.380 he laughs

00:45:07.780 he goes 1.00

00:45:08.020 fuck you Jesus 1.00

00:45:09.160 I don't need you 1.00

00:45:09.940 as soon as I realized

00:45:14.200 as soon as I realized

00:45:15.580 that the lights

00:45:16.160 are no longer

00:45:16.800 gleaming

00:45:17.780 and everything's 0.90

00:45:18.640 not fucking gorgeous 0.68

00:45:19.340 I'm like 0.98

00:45:20.080 alright

00:45:20.520 I made it

00:45:21.220 I'm good

00:45:21.660 I'm on the other 1.00

00:45:22.220 side of this bitch 1.00

00:45:22.880 and I start laughing 1.00

00:45:23.800 out loud at myself 0.98

00:45:25.000 it was fucking wild 0.99

00:45:25.740 and then I crawl 0.99

00:45:26.420 into bed

00:45:26.780 to be a fly

00:45:27.440 in the wall

00:45:27.800 by myself

00:45:28.380 and I just put

00:45:30.240 the blankets

00:45:30.980 over my head

00:45:31.560 and I pass 0.99

00:45:32.280 the fuck out 0.99

00:45:32.900 dude 0.99

00:45:33.080 it was crazy

00:45:34.300 to be a fly

00:45:35.300 on the wall

00:45:35.900 just to see

00:45:36.560 all of that

00:45:37.280 had to be like

00:45:38.260 I mean just

00:45:38.740 if we could have

00:45:39.600 that would have been

00:45:40.240 the perfect

00:45:40.900 like thing

00:45:41.320 just to play

00:45:42.020 like have like

00:45:42.900 a three hour

00:45:43.640 just live stream

00:45:44.380 of you just

00:45:44.880 walking in circles 1.00

00:45:46.200 and fucking 1.00

00:45:46.980 and then just 1.00

00:45:47.860 scaling Jesus

00:45:48.680 and then just

00:45:49.540 start laughing

00:45:50.140 out of nowhere

00:45:50.800 a laney edit 0.98

00:45:51.840 of you tripping balls 0.94

00:45:53.140 would be just 0.99

00:45:54.300 I mean I can't think

00:45:55.620 of anything greater

00:45:56.560 would be good

00:45:58.040 some him in dim

00:45:59.740 lighting

00:46:00.120 just staring at flowers

00:46:01.080 I would love

00:46:01.800 to do all this

00:46:02.420 together

00:46:02.920 I would love

00:46:03.620 to also go

00:46:04.240 to your condo

00:46:05.460 all of us

00:46:06.040 take some shrooms

00:46:06.700 not invited

00:46:08.060 we won't make it

00:46:10.560 up there

00:46:10.860 I don't think I can do

00:46:11.000 shrooms anymore

00:46:11.620 I'm so fragile

00:46:15.520 this isn't like

00:46:16.440 it's not like

00:46:16.800 this could be like

00:46:17.560 popping your cherry

00:46:18.280 though

00:46:18.560 you know

00:46:19.000 it's not good

00:46:20.280 the first time

00:46:21.040 then you come back

00:46:21.840 it's really set

00:46:22.700 and setting

00:46:23.200 and the fact

00:46:23.980 that you didn't

00:46:24.640 realize you were

00:46:25.240 going to trip 0.98

00:46:25.660 fucked it up 0.99

00:46:26.380 from the start 0.98

00:46:27.080 like from the get

00:46:28.120 and the fact

00:46:28.600 that you left

00:46:29.240 your comfort area

00:46:30.200 yeah that was 1.00

00:46:31.560 the dumbest thing 0.99

00:46:32.140 to do 1.00

00:46:33.360 instead of being

00:46:34.500 in a comfort area

00:46:35.080 from the beginning

00:46:35.480 that's when you 1.00

00:46:36.260 fucked yourself 1.00

00:46:36.800 over big time 0.99

00:46:37.740 there's surveillance

00:46:39.980 footage all through

00:46:40.720 my complex

00:46:41.260 like you could

00:46:41.980 actually put

00:46:42.820 like you'd have

00:46:44.080 to like subpoena

00:46:44.780 them for it

00:46:45.440 but

00:46:45.680 there was a black

00:46:47.640 guy that was

00:46:48.100 high around the

00:46:48.680 area and I

00:46:49.120 really want this

00:46:49.800 I want this

00:46:51.060 footage

00:46:51.380 I would yeah

00:46:52.300 I'd love to see

00:46:52.920 that

00:46:53.240 Tyler bring up

00:46:54.600 the tarred

00:46:55.880 jacking off

00:46:56.620 to Instagram

00:46:58.840 models

00:46:59.540 I want to

00:47:00.440 like I want

00:47:01.120 to show you

00:47:01.420 all this

00:47:01.680 I found this

00:47:02.460 and this is

00:47:03.300 like this is

00:47:04.080 one of those

00:47:04.400 moments that

00:47:04.980 I as a

00:47:06.120 internet peruser

00:47:07.280 like live for

00:47:08.540 is finding

00:47:09.260 something before

00:47:10.060 it takes off

00:47:11.220 before before

00:47:12.600 something takes

00:47:13.380 off finding

00:47:14.580 it and I

00:47:15.780 found this

00:47:16.360 guy and

00:47:17.960 if you could

00:47:18.700 just click on

00:47:19.240 any one of

00:47:19.680 these videos

00:47:20.120 really

00:47:20.580 one of my

00:47:21.440 favorites

00:47:22.780 scroll down

00:47:23.420 scroll down

00:47:23.880 you're doing

00:47:24.580 such a good

00:47:25.300 job

00:47:25.620 yeah

00:47:26.700 just like

00:47:28.020 that

00:47:28.360 did you turn

00:47:31.740 off the

00:47:32.000 sound

00:47:32.900 where'd the

00:47:33.220 sound go

00:47:33.580 play the

00:47:33.840 sound

00:47:34.080 what is up

00:47:35.500 with this

00:47:35.820 chick's face 0.82

00:47:36.660 dude

00:47:37.040 what's going

00:47:38.060 on

00:47:38.420 go to a

00:47:39.340 different

00:47:39.520 one

00:47:39.800 where'd the

00:47:40.800 sound go

00:47:41.260 it was

00:47:41.520 there

00:47:41.820 oh it's

00:47:43.200 muted

00:47:43.480 manually

00:47:43.880 for some

00:47:44.220 reason

00:47:44.360 go ahead

00:47:44.620 play it

00:47:44.860 again

00:47:45.080 he looks 1.00

00:47:45.820 retarded 1.00

00:47:46.220 yeah this

00:47:47.260 guy's 1.00

00:47:47.520 retarded 1.00

00:47:48.180 he's

00:47:48.420 down

00:47:48.900 got it

00:47:49.540 what is

00:47:51.100 going on

00:47:51.580 here

00:47:51.820 Tyler you

00:47:52.800 muted it

00:47:53.240 yourself

00:47:53.540 on your

00:47:53.900 end 1.00

00:47:54.060 damn it 0.99

00:47:55.720 you gotta 1.00

00:47:56.520 hear the

00:47:56.940 because the

00:47:57.680 whole point

00:47:58.120 like some

00:47:58.480 of these

00:47:58.680 girls put 0.74

00:47:59.360 out like

00:48:00.160 random

00:48:00.580 like on

00:48:01.200 Instagram

00:48:01.600 or on

00:48:02.720 TikTok

00:48:03.100 or whatever

00:48:03.560 they'll put

00:48:04.040 out like

00:48:04.360 JOI

00:48:04.840 videos

00:48:05.280 but it's

00:48:05.640 just like

00:48:05.920 up them

00:48:06.380 up close

00:48:06.900 or just

00:48:07.240 like

00:48:07.540 if you

00:48:08.900 scroll

00:48:09.160 down

00:48:09.540 there's

00:48:10.100 a great

00:48:10.400 one

00:48:10.600 by the

00:48:11.040 girl 0.91

00:48:11.340 that

00:48:11.620 keep

00:48:12.080 going

00:48:12.480 you're

00:48:12.860 doing

00:48:13.060 such

00:48:13.500 a good

00:48:13.740 job

00:48:14.060 yeah

00:48:15.160 just

00:48:16.260 like

00:48:16.540 that

00:48:16.840 okay

00:48:17.740 you ready

00:48:18.760 three

00:48:20.260 two

00:48:21.760 one

00:48:24.760 come on

00:48:28.760 come on

00:48:29.760 keep going

00:48:30.800 you're doing

00:48:31.380 such a good

00:48:32.080 job

00:48:32.380 now wait

00:48:33.520 what is this

00:48:34.160 girl doing

00:48:34.600 this for

00:48:35.120 this is just

00:48:36.440 something

00:48:36.660 you can do

00:48:37.160 for views

00:48:37.600 it's just

00:48:38.220 some video

00:48:38.640 what's a

00:48:38.820 JOI

00:48:39.400 video

00:48:39.700 what's a 1.00

00:48:40.120 jerk off 0.98

00:48:40.580 instructions

00:48:40.980 whoa

00:48:41.240 whoa

00:48:41.360 you're trying

00:48:42.220 to make us

00:48:42.540 feel like 0.82

00:48:42.760 degenerates 0.96

00:48:43.320 here

00:48:43.540 what the 1.00

00:48:43.920 fuck 0.99

00:48:44.320 there's 1.00

00:48:51.860 guys

00:48:52.160 awesome

00:48:52.600 please

00:48:52.820 stop

00:48:53.380 onward

00:48:55.160 remove it

00:48:56.360 from your

00:48:57.140 vocabulary

00:48:57.980 it's helpful

00:48:59.020 and not

00:49:00.080 kind

00:49:00.520 if you

00:49:01.160 see

00:49:01.360 something

00:49:01.800 say

00:49:02.460 something

00:49:02.920 because

00:49:03.780 it

00:49:04.180 matters

00:49:04.680 that's

00:49:05.240 the prettiest

00:49:05.680 down chick 0.99

00:49:06.180 ever

00:49:06.440 for real

00:49:07.240 she's

00:49:07.680 just as hot

00:49:08.680 as sweetie

00:49:09.380 oh it

00:49:10.280 were baby

00:49:10.920 you can definitely 0.96

00:49:11.520 tell he's jerking 1.00

00:49:12.460 off 0.99

00:49:12.580 I can feel

00:49:13.020 some built

00:49:13.680 of tension

00:49:14.760 there

00:49:15.680 what did I

00:49:17.340 want me to help

00:49:18.120 this is crazy

00:49:26.820 it's crazy

00:49:27.380 that this is

00:49:27.760 loud

00:49:27.980 no no no

00:49:29.040 let's go back

00:49:29.660 let's go back up

00:49:30.220 let's go back up

00:49:30.740 the one right

00:49:31.240 beside the

00:49:31.520 down chick 0.99

00:49:32.340 that one

00:49:32.980 this girl

00:49:35.580 is the girl

00:49:36.340 that got

00:49:36.680 fort bragg

00:49:37.280 smiley face

00:49:40.940 smiley face

00:49:41.580 remember to do

00:49:42.040 smiley face

00:49:42.580 yeah yeah

00:49:42.880 use the belly

00:49:43.600 nose

00:49:43.900 yeah just

00:49:44.740 say

00:49:44.900 hi

00:49:45.180 one

00:49:45.380 two

00:49:45.560 quick

00:49:45.840 two

00:49:47.840 dude

00:49:48.300 browny face

00:49:50.700 really

00:49:52.020 again

00:49:52.920 yeah

00:49:55.060 you're going to be sad

00:49:56.380 until you can do it

00:49:58.100 again

00:49:58.700 yeah

00:50:00.060 imagine

00:50:02.660 so 1.00

00:50:03.200 fuck 1.00

00:50:04.080 I said smiley face 1.00

00:50:06.080 this is psychotic

00:50:10.220 we don't even have to

00:50:11.640 contribute anything

00:50:12.500 just watch it

00:50:13.300 it's so many of these

00:50:14.880 I can't believe

00:50:15.660 we just

00:50:16.100 we just segued

00:50:17.180 from Clint

00:50:17.900 finding Jesus

00:50:18.840 to this

00:50:20.160 literally the worst

00:50:21.460 thing I could ever

00:50:22.260 I thought that there

00:50:23.140 would be content here

00:50:24.080 it's literally 0.99

00:50:25.040 just a retarded dude 1.00

00:50:26.300 jerking off 1.00

00:50:27.100 on a split screen

00:50:29.000 but the fact that

00:50:30.060 he has enough sense

00:50:31.560 to be able to 0.99

00:50:32.380 jerk off to it 1.00

00:50:33.220 and then film himself 0.98

00:50:34.120 and then splice it

00:50:35.260 together

00:50:35.640 and put it up

00:50:36.700 like it's just like

00:50:37.820 and there's

00:50:38.260 there is so many

00:50:40.040 he has an uncle

00:50:40.620 with a warm sense of humor

00:50:41.620 let's be real

00:50:42.360 and what's crazy

00:50:44.960 it's like

00:50:45.220 I just stumbled upon this

00:50:46.480 I'm just scrolling through

00:50:47.100 and then I just see 0.98

00:50:47.680 this retarded guy 1.00

00:50:48.580 and I see some thirst trap 0.99

00:50:50.160 and I'm like 0.99

00:50:50.460 what the fuck is this 0.99

00:50:51.380 and I was like 0.99

00:50:52.000 this is the best thing

00:50:53.220 I've ever seen

00:50:53.840 this is just like

00:50:54.920 it's crazy

00:50:56.020 because I assume 0.78

00:50:57.080 that this is some type of porn

00:50:58.280 and now I'm not surprised

00:50:59.360 that it exists

00:51:00.180 but you've introduced me

00:51:01.620 to a new porn

00:51:03.020 that exists 0.99

00:51:03.820 it's a very pathetic 0.99

00:51:04.860 why do you need 1.00

00:51:06.460 jerk off instructions

00:51:08.160 I don't know

00:51:09.320 it's a thing

00:51:10.920 because it's basically like

00:51:12.540 and sometimes

00:51:13.480 they're like this

00:51:14.280 fully clothed

00:51:14.960 and they're just like 1.00

00:51:15.660 just stroke your dick 1.00

00:51:16.960 just stroke your dick 1.00

00:51:17.560 and they're like 1.00

00:51:17.940 now come now

00:51:18.620 or like you can't come

00:51:19.360 it's basically just

00:51:20.240 telling a guy

00:51:20.760 that's definitely a thing

00:51:21.420 yeah the chick 1.00

00:51:21.960 telling you what to do

00:51:22.860 they're just telling you

00:51:24.040 what to do

00:51:24.500 and like the whole time

00:51:25.400 and then just

00:51:25.980 at some point at the end

00:51:27.140 they're just like

00:51:27.440 alright now come

00:51:28.040 you're gonna come

00:51:29.740 you're Ryan Fish 55

00:51:32.680 he only has

00:51:33.600 he only has like

00:51:35.020 2,000 followers

00:51:36.100 like I said

00:51:36.680 I found this

00:51:37.700 and I was like

00:51:38.160 this guy is going

00:51:38.960 to get on some big

00:51:40.300 he's gonna get found

00:51:41.120 by some big podcast

00:51:42.800 hey your mom's house

00:51:43.740 when you start to show

00:51:45.200 these videos

00:51:45.700 just let it be known

00:51:47.120 Tower Gang did it first

00:51:48.280 we got it first

00:51:48.900 and I like

00:51:49.820 there is a

00:51:51.100 by the way

00:51:51.580 the Fort Bragg girl

00:51:52.420 that's the one

00:51:53.280 that the actual

00:51:54.220 Fort Bragg

00:51:54.900 Twitter account

00:51:56.080 commented

00:51:57.320 Fort Bragg

00:51:58.940 you know what

00:51:59.500 Fort Bragg is

00:52:00.240 their Twitter account

00:52:02.120 it's a military base

00:52:03.380 it's a military base

00:52:04.560 the Twitter account

00:52:07.160 Fort Bragg

00:52:08.100 commented under

00:52:09.300 a topless picture

00:52:11.420 of that girl

00:52:12.480 as the account

00:52:13.800 it's like

00:52:15.020 I want to be looking up 0.99

00:52:16.280 at those tits 1.00

00:52:16.900 or something like that 0.99

00:52:17.740 it was the official account

00:52:21.040 of a military base

00:52:22.800 and just like 1.00

00:52:23.660 some fucking intern 1.00

00:52:24.700 but that's 1.00

00:52:25.620 and so she like

00:52:26.540 went like crazy viral

00:52:27.340 and got like

00:52:27.760 apparently a ton of

00:52:28.620 you know

00:52:29.220 I love that

00:52:30.300 I love that

00:52:31.100 that's what the world

00:52:31.720 is now

00:52:32.180 like

00:52:32.660 you can just go online

00:52:34.380 I mean like

00:52:34.760 Wendy's kind of 1.00

00:52:35.500 started doing that shit 1.00

00:52:36.500 where they were 1.00

00:52:36.860 interacting in a funny way

00:52:37.940 but now it's just like

00:52:39.520 nothing is serious

00:52:40.460 this is why

00:52:41.020 Clint you called me 0.92

00:52:42.140 clown-pilled 0.83

00:52:42.700 the other week 0.96

00:52:43.900 I don't know

00:52:44.360 Wendy

00:52:44.580 you're like 0.99

00:52:44.880 you're super clown-pilled 0.99

00:52:45.740 and I was like 0.98

00:52:46.100 actually

00:52:46.500 I'm not even gonna argue

00:52:47.340 yes I am

00:52:47.900 I think everything

00:52:48.740 is hilarious

00:52:49.380 and yes

00:52:50.160 look at it

00:52:50.740 if you don't find it

00:52:51.680 objectively hilarious

00:52:52.700 that's on you

00:52:53.360 this is what

00:52:54.380 I want to start happening

00:52:55.380 is

00:52:55.940 this is the thing

00:52:56.780 that your mom's house

00:52:57.560 kind of happens

00:52:58.300 is where they

00:52:59.460 whenever they find

00:53:00.400 somebody online

00:53:01.220 they will like 1.00

00:53:02.580 raid their shit 1.00

00:53:03.640 and then just post 1.00

00:53:05.100 like uh

00:53:06.520 either like

00:53:07.260 different phrases

00:53:08.100 we do

00:53:08.660 or post something

00:53:09.760 about going tower

00:53:10.400 like

00:53:10.800 so like

00:53:11.800 they'll do like

00:53:12.420 hey jeans

00:53:13.140 or touch my camera

00:53:14.300 through the fence 1.00

00:53:14.880 you faggot 1.00

00:53:15.440 or something like that 1.00

00:53:16.440 he doesn't talk

00:53:17.180 that's the hard part

00:53:18.000 we don't have a cat

00:53:18.600 but

00:53:18.800 I want him on the show

00:53:21.100 I want him on the show

00:53:22.520 like right here

00:53:23.360 like this 0.99

00:53:24.000 just jerking off 1.00

00:53:25.180 just jerking off 1.00

00:53:26.100 just the entire time 0.99

00:53:27.200 you got him right now man

00:53:29.800 you want him

00:53:30.500 no I really want that guy

00:53:32.460 that would be great

00:53:33.220 that would be hilarious

00:53:33.960 just bring him in 1.00

00:53:34.720 and let him fucking 0.99

00:53:35.460 yeah I had the same thought 0.99

00:53:37.320 but I just thought

00:53:37.900 it would be a little bit mean

00:53:38.480 to bring it up

00:53:38.940 at that point in time

00:53:39.540 it would be less disruptive

00:53:40.580 for sure

00:53:41.620 it would be less disruptive

00:53:43.780 just to return 0.99

00:53:44.640 and do a jerk off 0.99

00:53:45.700 he wouldn't even try 0.99

00:53:53.200 to step on our jokes 0.99

00:53:54.200 so he'd just keep jerking off 0.98

00:53:55.320 I'll talk him through it 0.99

00:53:56.360 oh Jesus Christ

00:53:57.240 Josie's voice

00:53:58.380 we're literally

00:53:59.160 we'll literally

00:53:59.980 just get this at the end

00:54:01.040 the whole audience

00:54:01.700 gets to go

00:54:02.080 now come

00:54:02.720 and then you get to

00:54:03.200 watch him go

00:54:03.720 and then that's how

00:54:05.200 the show ends

00:54:06.160 yeah we make a whole 0.87

00:54:06.840 way jerk off 0.82

00:54:07.340 for 90 minutes straight 0.98

00:54:08.300 before we tell him

00:54:09.020 he's allowed to come

00:54:09.700 oh my god

00:54:11.120 if we do get him on

00:54:12.200 that's the thing

00:54:12.720 we get her to do

00:54:13.580 a quick little JOI

00:54:14.720 and we play it live

00:54:15.440 on the thing

00:54:15.740 if twitter doesn't work out

00:54:17.040 like she can make 1.00

00:54:18.420 a fucking kill 1.00

00:54:19.600 right now 1.00

00:54:20.160 if she started

00:54:20.880 you should do that now

00:54:22.020 Josie

00:54:22.360 open up an OnlyFans

00:54:23.380 and just do

00:54:24.000 what are they called 0.99

00:54:24.880 jerk off instructional videos 0.97

00:54:26.120 yeah

00:54:26.620 dude 1.00

00:54:27.060 you would kill 0.98

00:54:28.200 just start tweeting 0.94

00:54:28.480 come now

00:54:29.160 just tweet that right now

00:54:33.420 I promise you

00:54:33.980 it goes viral 1.00

00:54:34.620 as a motherfucker 1.00

00:54:35.340 just six letters 1.00

00:54:37.280 two words

00:54:38.060 come now

00:54:39.120 no no no

00:54:40.940 hold on

00:54:41.280 how can I be

00:54:43.280 the Andrew Tate

00:54:44.480 to Josie

00:54:45.120 oh my god

00:54:46.460 keep it political

00:54:47.540 keep it political though

00:54:48.600 do the Kamala Harris

00:54:49.780 do not come

00:54:50.520 and just keep that

00:54:51.600 just like

00:54:51.980 do not come

00:54:52.800 do not come

00:54:54.440 and then just like

00:54:55.200 and then quote Pete

00:54:55.680 a couple days later

00:54:56.480 come

00:54:56.880 that's probably another thing

00:55:00.200 like the reverse JOI

00:55:01.640 or something

00:55:01.980 where she's yeah

00:55:02.640 like stripping or whatever

00:55:03.660 and she's telling you

00:55:04.300 not to come

00:55:05.080 oh that exists

00:55:06.380 no doubt

00:55:06.680 that is just JOI

00:55:08.220 that's not reverse JOI

00:55:09.580 JOI is

00:55:11.400 they get naked

00:55:12.420 hey what do you think

00:55:13.080 JOI is code

00:55:14.120 what do you think

00:55:15.040 JOI is

00:55:15.720 Tyler found

00:55:16.580 that Tyler found

00:55:17.620 the Fort Bragg

00:55:18.800 which we

00:55:19.400 no I found it

00:55:20.820 let me see

00:55:21.480 it's Fort Bragg

00:55:25.040 so it's

00:55:26.360 it's this girl

00:55:26.960 she says

00:55:27.280 your boner's point of view

00:55:28.360 and Fort Bragg said

00:55:29.400 my face is 0.88

00:55:30.300 then my boners

00:55:31.400 and then my face is again

00:55:32.720 before I come up

00:55:33.480 to give you a deep long cure

00:55:35.000 do they have some

00:55:35.460 55 year old dude

00:55:36.760 working in the office

00:55:37.980 gotta be

00:55:39.500 gotta be 1.00

00:55:40.660 that is so stupid 1.00

00:55:43.560 also like 1.00

00:55:45.740 think about this

00:55:46.340 JOIQ is great

00:55:47.780 we're gonna lose

00:55:48.440 a major war

00:55:49.660 yeah we've already

00:55:50.880 lost a major war

00:55:51.520 what are you talking about

00:55:52.220 we're at the end of it dude

00:55:54.060 this is over

00:55:54.720 when's the last time

00:55:55.520 we won a war

00:55:56.360 like for real

00:55:57.340 have we ever won a war

00:55:59.280 hold on hold on

00:55:59.700 GameRiser said

00:56:00.460 if you scroll down further

00:56:01.400 he has BLM posts

00:56:03.020 please go find that

00:56:04.400 please find that

00:56:05.300 oh my god 0.92

00:56:05.800 wait the retard 1.00

00:56:06.660 has BLM posts 0.95

00:56:07.720 apparently

00:56:08.340 speaking of retards 0.98

00:56:10.820 guys

00:56:11.160 we gotta give home 1.00

00:56:11.700 we have a fucking 1.00

00:56:12.340 we need a deep dive 0.99

00:56:14.180 on this guy

00:56:14.740 we have an alternate

00:56:15.840 we have an alternate

00:56:17.440 fleek of the week guys

00:56:18.580 if we're talking about

00:56:19.840 retards 1.00

00:56:20.220 this one here

00:56:20.720 oh

00:56:20.940 we call him the hardtard 1.00

00:56:22.140 hardtard 0.97

00:56:23.440 flatheaded baby 0.94

00:56:24.800 hardtard's great

00:56:25.460 so I don't know

00:56:27.020 what you have to do

00:56:27.680 to win

00:56:28.020 but this is the new shirt

00:56:29.220 see we have our

00:56:29.920 protractor right next to

00:56:30.840 this flathead baby

00:56:31.600 we were talking about

00:56:32.180 it last week

00:56:32.840 flathead baby syndrome

00:56:34.500 I told you you should

00:56:36.760 make it look like

00:56:37.420 an awareness

00:56:37.960 like banner

00:56:38.820 type thing

00:56:39.360 like you're trying to

00:56:39.920 like do like

00:56:40.420 love is the cure

00:56:44.520 is probably the best

00:56:45.800 like tagline

00:56:46.520 I've ever heard

00:56:47.500 for that

00:56:47.780 because it literally

00:56:48.380 is

00:56:48.700 so it's a great

00:56:49.180 love is the cure

00:56:49.820 but it sounds like 1.00

00:56:51.300 some stupid 1.00

00:56:51.980 awareness like 1.00

00:56:53.020 slogans

00:56:53.520 okay so at the bottom

00:56:54.960 I'll put love is the cure

00:56:56.040 alright so just imagine

00:56:57.140 what you saw

00:56:57.880 but there's another

00:56:58.460 tagline there

00:56:59.280 raise awareness now

00:57:00.580 he doesn't

00:57:03.320 if you think

00:57:05.440 for one second

00:57:06.700 it's so dang loud

00:57:07.840 and why did this 0.97

00:57:08.900 to black people 0.99

00:57:09.600 for no good pizza 1.00

00:57:10.740 and make me sad

00:57:11.940 because we know

00:57:13.020 who they are

00:57:13.680 and what they do

00:57:15.200 this

00:57:15.740 is what they do 1.00

00:57:17.300 and we suck 0.99

00:57:18.220 that's really cool 1.00

00:57:19.580 come stay and retards 1.00

00:57:21.320 and why did you do 0.85

00:57:22.140 that Ryan

00:57:22.820 that's so funny

00:57:24.480 the music for that

00:57:26.020 made it seem like 0.96

00:57:27.000 beating the shit out of 1.00

00:57:27.800 black people with cops 1.00

00:57:28.620 is really dope 0.99

00:57:29.340 like that was like

00:57:30.080 epic music

00:57:30.860 what is all this about

00:57:32.560 look wait that's a

00:57:33.480 black mermaid

00:57:33.980 click on that

00:57:34.700 in the middle

00:57:35.280 I love this guy's feed

00:57:36.740 you don't really love me

00:57:37.920 something bad's gonna happen

00:57:39.300 wait really

00:57:40.300 I really do love you

00:57:41.600 okay are you ready

00:57:42.600 to be a mermaid

00:57:43.220 yeah

00:57:43.860 no waist mixing

00:57:45.240 that's it

00:57:47.340 yeah that's it

00:57:48.460 he's

00:57:48.760 top 1.00

00:57:49.220 he's retarded 1.00

00:57:50.480 I don't think 0.95

00:57:51.480 I love this so much

00:57:53.060 this is

00:57:54.620 we can get this guy

00:57:55.300 on right now probably

00:57:56.360 this is like what

00:57:57.480 this is what I'm saying

00:57:58.280 a month from now

00:57:59.100 he will be too big

00:57:59.960 for this show

00:58:00.440 I'm telling you

00:58:01.660 we are getting in

00:58:03.660 on Apple

00:58:04.360 in like 1995

00:58:05.980 right now

00:58:06.760 we're getting in

00:58:07.260 on the ground floor

00:58:08.080 of the hard tard 1.00

00:58:08.820 Cole DM him right now

00:58:10.100 send him the stream yard link 0.99

00:58:11.740 just fucking DM him 0.99

00:58:12.720 you'll be like yo 0.99

00:58:13.320 that's not gonna work

00:58:14.620 do it

00:58:15.420 try it

00:58:16.080 he probably would just

00:58:17.540 click the link

00:58:18.060 not knowing what it is

00:58:19.160 and the next thing you know

00:58:20.000 he's like

00:58:20.260 what the

00:58:20.680 what is

00:58:21.480 what is this

00:58:22.280 Cole do you think

00:58:23.280 do you think he's going to sleep early

00:58:25.180 for his job tomorrow

00:58:26.380 do you think he's taking care of his kids 0.99

00:58:28.060 what the fuck do you think he's doing dude 0.99

00:58:29.880 he's beating up 1.00

00:58:31.060 jerk off DIY videos 0.98

00:58:32.680 yo

00:58:33.060 just send him the link 0.98

00:58:34.880 and if it fucking 0.98

00:58:35.560 if he logs on 0.98

00:58:36.960 we'll immediately give him 1.00

00:58:37.840 a guided masturbation session 1.00

00:58:39.280 oh yeah 0.98

00:58:40.180 from who

00:58:40.640 all of us

00:58:42.020 no I don't think you understand

00:58:42.900 no no 1.00

00:58:43.300 because retards do not like gay shit 1.00

00:58:45.180 they're not gay 1.00

00:58:46.720 we would have to get a woman in here 1.00

00:58:48.700 to do it for him 1.00

00:58:49.460 they're definitely gay retards 1.00

00:58:51.000 alright so then we'll get Josie in 1.00

00:58:52.360 whatever

00:58:52.620 Josie's around

00:58:53.380 we'll get somebody in

00:58:54.540 but like

00:58:54.800 if the hard tard logs in 1.00

00:58:56.800 Josie

00:58:57.100 if the hard tard logs in 1.00

00:58:58.560 just DM him

00:58:59.960 see what happens 1.00

00:59:00.640 fuck it 1.00

00:59:00.960 I'll DM 1.00

00:59:01.280 okay I'll do it 0.99

00:59:02.120 this guy's a fucking legend 0.99

00:59:04.280 what an awesome human being 0.99

00:59:05.500 Cole's the Instagram guy

00:59:06.580 he's got it

00:59:07.180 I really like him

00:59:08.680 thank you for just bringing joy to my life buddy

00:59:10.400 yeah that's great

00:59:11.100 I want to be

00:59:11.440 I told you 1.00

00:59:12.760 I find good shit 0.98

00:59:13.900 not usually 0.98

00:59:14.900 but this is a gem

00:59:16.060 that is

00:59:16.480 I mean

00:59:16.800 these guys are so full of joy

00:59:20.740 every week

00:59:21.700 can we get a different woman 1.00

00:59:22.980 in the liberty sphere

00:59:24.160 to give them JOIs

00:59:25.640 and then slowly

00:59:26.440 full of JOI

00:59:28.380 is actually another great one

00:59:30.440 full of joy

00:59:31.020 oh

00:59:31.380 because the retards are always happy 1.00

00:59:33.560 full of JOI

00:59:34.420 is actually pretty great

00:59:35.300 full of joy

00:59:36.160 full of JOI

00:59:37.200 can you do

00:59:37.760 oh my god

00:59:39.120 that's a great tagline

00:59:40.680 for like an episode title baby

00:59:42.340 well yeah

00:59:42.900 full of JOI

00:59:43.380 can you also just do a t-shirt

00:59:46.020 that just has like a

00:59:47.320 like a down syndrome kid's face

00:59:49.860 and they just put full of JOI

00:59:51.780 like that would

00:59:52.660 oh like

00:59:53.520 it would be great

00:59:54.360 like the guy who does the woo

00:59:55.560 with the cowboy hat

00:59:56.760 that down syndrome guy

00:59:57.780 like

00:59:58.120 especially him like

00:59:59.000 holding it up

00:59:59.620 like that peak moment

01:00:00.660 like that

01:00:01.420 and then that tagline

01:00:02.840 that'd be great

01:00:03.480 yeah

01:00:04.200 can't spell Josie without jail

01:00:06.100 it's all so true

01:00:07.020 oh my god 0.55

01:00:10.160 guys speaking of retards 0.97

01:00:11.500 I'm gonna be

01:00:12.400 well I'm gonna be over here

01:00:13.720 Clint I don't know

01:00:14.560 if you're gonna go

01:00:15.220 if you confirmed

01:00:16.740 Sam Tripoli's doing a

01:00:19.020 live podcast

01:00:20.500 and a comedy show

01:00:21.740 me and David

01:00:23.000 will be on the podcast

01:00:24.320 so

01:00:25.380 the beginning part

01:00:26.760 buy your tickets

01:00:27.580 and come and see us

01:00:28.440 I think Clint

01:00:29.000 Clint's invited

01:00:29.860 he mentioned your name

01:00:30.820 you should do it man

01:00:33.360 he didn't mention my name

01:00:34.420 are you sure

01:00:34.800 he's definitely announced

01:00:36.020 you going once or twice

01:00:37.340 I've definitely heard him say that

01:00:38.560 yeah he keeps

01:00:39.040 now he keeps saying

01:00:39.660 Clint Clint

01:00:40.280 Clint Liberty Lockdown

01:00:42.140 and I'm like

01:00:42.780 he hasn't said yes yet

01:00:44.100 no no

01:00:45.420 I'm down

01:00:46.100 all I asked you was like

01:00:47.720 can we be sure

01:00:49.040 before I drive

01:00:49.920 12 hours round trip

01:00:51.220 that I'm on the show

01:00:52.060 that's all I was asking

01:00:52.780 he put it in his video

01:00:54.480 in his

01:00:55.260 I'll play the video for you

01:00:56.920 yeah

01:00:57.260 I'm pretty sure

01:00:58.240 under one condition

01:01:00.100 you have to retweet

01:01:01.160 the place

01:01:02.500 he's like

01:01:03.380 definitely no

01:01:04.380 not going to retweet that

01:01:05.740 there we go

01:01:09.720 guys real quick

01:01:12.060 March 30th

01:01:13.240 I'm going to be in Florida

01:01:14.080 hopefully the Nephilim 0.99

01:01:15.380 death squad 0.99

01:01:15.960 will join me

01:01:16.780 I'm doing a podcast

01:01:18.040 early

01:01:18.860 okay

01:01:19.300 I'm getting the links

01:01:20.220 right now

01:01:20.860 about to be on the website

01:01:22.580 samtriplee.com

01:01:24.020 okay

01:01:24.700 we're going to do

01:01:25.580 we're going to do

01:01:26.540 a

01:01:27.000 Chaos Twins signing

01:01:29.780 if you haven't gotten

01:01:30.520 the Chaos Twins

01:01:31.300 comic book

01:01:33.620 is gorgeous

01:01:34.360 I love it

01:01:35.900 I'm so excited

01:01:37.000 okay

01:01:37.560 so excited

01:01:38.380 I love this guy

01:01:39.640 and we're going to

01:01:40.680 we're going to do

01:01:41.120 a podcast

01:01:41.620 and book signing

01:01:42.680 so we're going to

01:01:43.540 sign some stuff

01:01:44.440 as we do some

01:01:45.140 podcasting

01:01:45.400 you know what

01:01:45.660 thinking about it now

01:01:46.620 maybe he didn't say

01:01:47.300 your name

01:01:47.640 he said it somewhere

01:01:51.660 because that's where

01:01:52.480 I picked up

01:01:53.160 that Cliff was going to be

01:01:54.100 I saw you post that

01:01:57.940 and I was like

01:01:58.600 he did not mention me

01:01:59.940 so I don't think

01:02:00.720 I'm on the show

01:02:01.480 oh don't worry about it

01:02:02.720 he definitely said it

01:02:03.460 yeah don't worry about it

01:02:04.580 yeah show up

01:02:06.140 whatever

01:02:06.620 maybe

01:02:07.340 if I'm on the show

01:02:08.440 I'll go

01:02:09.160 now I'm bugging out

01:02:10.320 now I've got to play

01:02:10.940 no he did

01:02:11.480 I think he did

01:02:12.100 he should have

01:02:13.280 look later

01:02:13.900 let's focus on

01:02:14.760 I can't stop watching

01:02:15.900 these videos now

01:02:16.680 because now I'm just

01:02:17.600 scrolling through

01:02:18.200 and it's just

01:02:19.020 so 1.00

01:02:19.480 did you fucking 0.99

01:02:20.920 message him the link 0.99

01:02:21.640 I found one

01:02:22.960 there's one where

01:02:23.560 he sings

01:02:24.340 let it go

01:02:25.320 we need to

01:02:26.620 oh my god

01:02:27.820 yes I will message him

01:02:29.100 I did message him

01:02:30.320 he's got no problem

01:02:31.420 letting it go

01:02:32.840 Tyler bring that up again

01:02:35.560 and then scroll to the one

01:02:36.560 with Elsa on it 0.99

01:02:37.380 it's fucking 0.99

01:02:38.000 it looks fucking hilarious 0.99

01:02:39.040 I need 0.95

01:02:40.180 god bless

01:02:41.820 god bless hard turn

01:02:43.160 also

01:02:44.560 he's my new favorite guy

01:02:46.780 scroll up

01:02:47.360 no scroll back up

01:02:48.160 you missed it

01:02:49.280 a little bit farther

01:02:51.120 one with Elsa on it

01:02:52.880 keep scrolling up 1.00

01:02:53.500 you're fucking 0.99

01:02:54.000 right there 0.99

01:02:54.920 dude with that beard

01:02:55.020 he almost does 1.00

01:02:55.920 fuck it all 1.00

01:02:57.380 fuck it all 1.00

01:02:59.380 don't give a shit anymore 1.00

01:03:02.300 fuck it all 1.00

01:03:04.560 fuck it all 1.00

01:03:06.460 flip that table 1.00

01:03:07.660 screw you all 0.97

01:03:09.880 he's so off 1.00

01:03:11.080 fuck 1.00

01:03:11.560 this is bad 1.00

01:03:13.720 dude scroll up

01:03:14.560 there's an

01:03:14.860 oh man

01:03:15.560 that was not as good 0.99

01:03:16.180 as the jerk off 0.99

01:03:16.760 once 0.99

01:03:17.140 no there

01:03:18.120 there was another

01:03:19.240 like there's one

01:03:20.280 yo do the bottom left

01:03:21.500 ladies and gentlemen

01:03:22.200 this is

01:03:22.520 no wait Clint

01:03:23.020 I did find it

01:03:24.040 cool culture corner

01:03:24.640 hey

01:03:24.900 it's time to wake up

01:03:27.500 oh

01:03:27.880 hold it

01:03:29.700 can you

01:03:30.300 is there anything

01:03:33.760 I can do to wake you up

01:03:35.080 oh no

01:03:38.040 hey

01:03:38.580 it's time to wake up

01:03:40.500 this kid

01:03:41.360 oh my god

01:03:42.080 that was so good

01:03:43.300 I hate this

01:03:44.700 that is amazing

01:03:45.800 can we do it again

01:03:48.660 pose Clint

01:03:49.980 he goes one minute

01:03:52.360 his beard

01:03:53.760 his beard makes him look like

01:03:56.360 not Downsy

01:03:57.360 it's weird

01:03:57.800 it's like

01:03:58.220 I don't know

01:03:59.680 I don't know

01:03:59.980 Clint

01:04:00.400 I did find

01:04:01.140 I found

01:04:01.720 I found the moment

01:04:02.560 so here it is

01:04:03.720 a Downs disguise

01:04:04.760 I talked to the guys from the

01:04:06.760 Nephilim Death Squad

01:04:09.720 Paranoid American 0.94

01:04:11.440 we're gonna beat Clint

01:04:13.400 we're gonna put them all together

01:04:14.560 in one pocket

01:04:15.660 there you go

01:04:16.420 alright he said Clint

01:04:17.860 yeah

01:04:18.160 by the way

01:04:19.440 that could be any Clint

01:04:20.620 by the way

01:04:21.160 he didn't actually say Clint Russell

01:04:23.260 that's the upside of being named Clint

01:04:26.360 it's probably me

01:04:28.200 Jack Whack

01:04:28.840 it's probably me

01:04:30.140 Jack Whack

01:04:31.360 Jack Whack and off

01:04:32.520 Jack Whack

01:04:34.400 that's pretty good

01:04:35.180 hard to hard Jack Whack

01:04:36.260 I like it

01:04:37.280 god

01:04:37.800 dude I couldn't believe

01:04:39.180 when I found that

01:04:39.820 I was just like

01:04:40.520 this

01:04:40.800 I immediately sent it to you

01:04:42.200 I tried to

01:04:42.820 I tried to download any of the videos I could

01:04:44.560 I was like

01:04:44.940 this might be a weird thing to have on my phone

01:04:46.520 anyways

01:04:46.980 how did you find it again

01:04:49.880 just searching

01:04:50.520 just no

01:04:51.280 just scrolling dude

01:04:52.400 and it just came up

01:04:53.480 and I was like

01:04:54.000 this is content

01:04:55.560 like this is

01:04:56.620 I just realized

01:04:56.920 we're an hour deep

01:04:58.120 and we haven't even done mailbag

01:04:59.360 but go on

01:05:00.220 that's true

01:05:01.280 sorry about that

01:05:02.760 we're 167 episodes deep

01:05:04.640 and Toad forgot to put up the mailbag

01:05:06.540 yeah

01:05:07.040 there's only one person in there

01:05:09.700 we still

01:05:10.040 no we got a few

01:05:10.920 Mark Vestibule

01:05:12.220 oh no

01:05:12.940 I think we have four

01:05:14.000 alright

01:05:15.220 I think we're going to be coming back to this guy

01:05:17.920 like a couple times

01:05:20.280 he's not quite an Andrew

01:05:21.460 but he's up there

01:05:22.320 but he's still alive

01:05:24.340 I assume Andrew's dead

01:05:25.220 Mark Vestibule

01:05:25.600 he does ask us 0.58

01:05:26.760 if you became black 0.98

01:05:28.120 what line of crime would you get into 1.00

01:05:29.840 be mindful that your IQ would now be sub 90

01:05:33.300 I would still try to steal

01:05:35.100 like DVD players out of cars

01:05:38.320 even though like there's no market for it

01:05:41.160 I would just keep trying to steal them

01:05:42.540 and like they'd be like

01:05:43.320 just out of like 90 civics

01:05:45.060 and then

01:05:45.540 it's just

01:05:46.000 low level drug dealing

01:05:47.820 not the hard stuff

01:05:49.100 that's when you get carried away 0.99

01:05:50.140 dude I would just steal shit that I need 1.00

01:05:52.060 from like stores and shit 1.00

01:05:53.180 because nobody would do anything about it 0.98

01:05:54.720 it is crazy how much they steal from stores

01:05:58.280 like

01:05:58.600 although

01:05:59.520 did I

01:05:59.960 I'd be a bookie in the hood

01:06:02.500 a bookie?

01:06:04.500 what do you mean?

01:06:04.960 do you think you could do bookie sub 90 IQ?

01:06:07.500 yeah that's pushing it

01:06:09.260 Clint you want me to bet

01:06:10.360 at your sports book

01:06:11.460 and take you for all your worth?

01:06:14.300 there's not a chance of that happening

01:06:15.660 I would smash

01:06:16.760 actually I would smash taillights 0.59

01:06:18.480 I think I told you about this

01:06:19.460 that my

01:06:20.240 my grandpa had

01:06:21.720 he was a mechanic

01:06:22.980 he owned his own mechanics business

01:06:24.580 and he kept

01:06:25.780 all the cars

01:06:26.600 that he was working out

01:06:27.380 like he had a very long front yard

01:06:29.060 so like his shop

01:06:30.000 was right next to his house

01:06:30.980 and he had a very long front yard

01:06:33.060 and that's where you keep the cars

01:06:34.100 that he's working on

01:06:34.800 or whatever

01:06:35.120 well one time

01:06:36.060 me and my cousin

01:06:36.560 went out there

01:06:37.140 and just thinking

01:06:38.400 they were junker cars

01:06:39.300 and just

01:06:40.220 and just started

01:06:41.500 just smashing 0.99

01:06:42.360 all the fucking 1.00

01:06:43.100 headlights 1.00

01:06:44.080 taillights 0.99

01:06:44.840 like all this shit 0.99

01:06:47.140 and like 0.99

01:06:50.100 they were all like

01:06:51.120 they were all

01:06:52.240 somebody's cars

01:06:53.420 and I would just 1.00

01:06:54.400 smash their shit 1.00

01:06:55.620 Cole's dick would be smaller 1.00

01:06:57.580 but his IQ would be higher 1.00

01:06:58.740 have you used to point with Cole

01:07:00.300 where he's like

01:07:01.040 tapped out of stories

01:07:02.120 cause this is the first time

01:07:03.620 that I've heard a recurring Cole story

01:07:05.160 and now I'm a little concerned

01:07:06.180 like is he bringing anything else

01:07:07.620 to the table

01:07:07.880 someone brought it up in the chat

01:07:09.260 I couldn't remember if I told it or not

01:07:10.700 I think we need fresh blood

01:07:12.020 we've soaked all the

01:07:13.860 all the juices out of him

01:07:15.160 you know it'd be really

01:07:16.140 it'd be kind of poetic

01:07:17.480 if we replaced him with Hardtard 1.00

01:07:18.980 yeah

01:07:20.140 ooh

01:07:20.660 yeah

01:07:21.240 Hardtard has good 1.00

01:07:22.160 you think Hardtard has good 0.97

01:07:23.660 good

01:07:24.120 good

01:07:24.520 stories about his life

01:07:26.460 he's awful

01:07:27.480 he'd be awful 0.76

01:07:28.900 on the mic

01:07:29.560 okay

01:07:30.020 so

01:07:30.560 Hardtard 1.00

01:07:32.660 replaced Cole

01:07:33.700 Raven

01:07:34.860 replaced Jose

01:07:36.020 Perry Abbasi

01:07:38.360 replaced Toad

01:07:39.500 who would replace

01:07:40.640 like

01:07:41.280 we should make a podcast

01:07:43.460 of other people

01:07:44.580 and then call it

01:07:45.280 like Tower Gang

01:07:46.000 but like

01:07:46.440 just flip the logo

01:07:47.440 and invert the colors

01:07:47.940 it's the Bizarro world

01:07:48.880 it's Bizarro Tower Gang

01:07:49.960 Gang Tower

01:07:50.340 gang tower

01:07:51.900 it's Gang Tower

01:07:52.840 it is Gang Tower

01:07:53.540 yo for real

01:07:55.120 can we do that

01:07:56.140 can we

01:07:56.440 they're our arch nemesis

01:07:57.840 yeah

01:07:58.240 we can get a couple

01:07:58.940 we can probably get Perry

01:08:00.140 we can get Raven obviously

01:08:01.680 I wonder

01:08:02.120 I don't know

01:08:02.580 let them do the show

01:08:03.400 let them do the show

01:08:04.460 for like one Wednesday

01:08:05.740 like we don't even show up

01:08:06.760 and we

01:08:07.240 you know

01:08:07.480 and we play the intro music

01:08:08.420 backwards

01:08:08.900 who would be Clinton top

01:08:14.380 I don't know

01:08:15.180 I'm struggling to think of

01:08:16.240 like someone who fits

01:08:17.260 them well

01:08:18.240 I don't know

01:08:20.680 I mean

01:08:21.620 I don't think

01:08:22.180 the Cole swap

01:08:23.480 really works well

01:08:24.360 I don't really think

01:08:25.040 swapping him out

01:08:25.740 for a random retard 0.98

01:08:26.700 does 0.54

01:08:27.100 top would be 0.58

01:08:27.840 he's not a random retard 1.00

01:08:29.100 he's a guy who jerks off 1.00

01:08:30.020 to joy videos 0.99

01:08:30.660 top would have to get

01:08:31.400 replaced by

01:08:32.020 he's very special

01:08:33.200 yeah top would

01:08:34.680 or like just a really

01:08:35.760 racist 0.91

01:08:36.220 you're looking for 0.96

01:08:37.300 Bizarro version of him

01:08:38.540 clearly

01:08:38.780 yeah

01:08:39.080 yeah

01:08:39.840 you're describing

01:08:41.880 a better show

01:08:42.440 than we have right now

01:08:43.420 like we had

01:08:44.160 Perry Abbasi

01:08:45.580 Louis J Gomez

01:08:46.420 that's their fault

01:08:47.320 for not starting it

01:08:48.160 huh

01:08:48.340 oh yeah

01:08:49.260 Louis would have to be top

01:08:51.320 that's true

01:08:51.620 I don't know

01:08:53.460 and then Clint

01:08:53.960 honestly just get Luke

01:08:56.220 Rakowski to be Clint 0.99

01:08:57.480 that would be so

01:09:00.860 that show would be 0.98

01:09:02.640 fucking intense 0.99

01:09:03.560 that show would be 1.00

01:09:04.720 boring

01:09:05.360 that would be bad

01:09:07.100 it's like yeah

01:09:09.660 we have

01:09:10.180 we have Shane Gillis

01:09:11.160 Louis J Gomez

01:09:12.020 like Big J Oakerson

01:09:15.140 and Luke Rakowski

01:09:16.080 he's like oh 1.00

01:09:16.520 fucking boring shit 1.00

01:09:17.600 like this is terrible 1.00

01:09:19.380 what's up Luke

01:09:22.720 how you doing

01:09:23.180 dude I really want to

01:09:24.360 did y'all see

01:09:25.680 the live show

01:09:27.660 I think I sent a screenshot

01:09:29.160 of

01:09:30.280 it was the live stream

01:09:32.220 it was a live event

01:09:33.100 that Timcast did

01:09:34.060 with Dave Smith

01:09:34.800 did y'all see the screenshot

01:09:36.260 I sent

01:09:36.720 oh my god

01:09:37.880 their audience

01:09:38.380 yeah

01:09:38.840 of their audience

01:09:39.920 oh yeah

01:09:40.680 their audience

01:09:41.780 I was in the audience

01:09:42.980 dude

01:09:43.480 I brought it up

01:09:44.800 and I sent it

01:09:45.200 and I actually asked

01:09:46.200 somebody I said

01:09:46.720 do you think

01:09:47.000 this is an LP event

01:09:47.820 or a Timcast live event

01:09:49.180 and they said

01:09:49.620 that looks like

01:09:50.060 an LP event

01:09:50.700 and I was like

01:09:51.100 you're wrong

01:09:51.900 and I was like

01:09:52.860 this is an LP

01:09:53.880 this is a

01:09:54.640 Tyler run that

01:09:55.840 that malice tweet

01:09:57.260 that I put in the chat

01:09:58.300 there's a lot of

01:09:59.040 overlaps though

01:09:59.900 well maybe

01:10:01.860 they're there for Dave

01:10:02.840 but yeah

01:10:03.240 I was just thinking

01:10:04.340 about the LP

01:10:04.960 there was somebody

01:10:05.640 that had a

01:10:06.440 Timcast number one

01:10:07.820 boomer fan

01:10:08.860 t-shirt

01:10:09.880 in the front row

01:10:11.360 looks non-binary

01:10:12.560 that's the target audience

01:10:13.800 so it makes sense

01:10:14.640 that's true

01:10:16.020 then there definitely

01:10:17.460 was a better looking

01:10:18.600 toad in the audience

01:10:19.620 what's crazy

01:10:22.960 is that

01:10:23.360 he's gotten

01:10:24.040 so many of these people

01:10:25.120 and I assume

01:10:26.100 that most of them

01:10:26.700 are like that

01:10:27.260 like most of his audience

01:10:28.700 there's like 50,000 people

01:10:29.660 watching every night

01:10:30.520 it's just like

01:10:31.980 this was funny

01:10:33.640 the whole purpose

01:10:34.680 of getting married

01:10:35.600 is to have babies

01:10:36.720 if you didn't want

01:10:37.460 to have babies

01:10:38.180 there's no reason

01:10:39.020 to get married

01:10:39.740 I'm 40 years old

01:10:41.600 there's no reason

01:10:43.360 to get married

01:10:43.860 if you don't want

01:10:44.400 babies

01:10:44.800 right

01:10:45.260 what about love

01:10:46.820 what about

01:10:47.340 like I wanted

01:10:48.180 a father for my kids

01:10:49.260 I was a single mom

01:10:50.400 what about that

01:10:51.480 how about the father

01:10:52.520 that they already have

01:10:53.400 that made the babies

01:10:54.300 like the abusive one

01:10:56.400 who broke a door

01:10:57.120 over my head

01:10:57.780 and called me a C word

01:10:58.820 every time I didn't

01:10:59.580 do something he wanted

01:11:00.440 no

01:11:00.820 no thank you

01:11:01.640 oh I wanted to ask you

01:11:02.760 that I'm just glad

01:11:03.540 you brought that up

01:11:04.440 why are women 1.00

01:11:05.920 so abusive today

01:11:07.300 I just told you

01:11:12.320 that I got a door

01:11:13.120 broken over my head

01:11:14.220 and you asked me

01:11:14.860 why women are so abusive 1.00

01:11:15.940 what were you doing

01:11:16.740 that made him do that

01:11:17.920 this is actually

01:11:18.640 a good question

01:11:19.280 by the way

01:11:19.780 it is

01:11:20.520 I gotta end this

01:11:21.540 oh this just happened

01:11:22.280 in isolation 0.99

01:11:22.780 for no fucking reason 0.99

01:11:23.780 what were you doing 0.99

01:11:23.860 that brought that

01:11:24.600 kind of anger

01:11:25.340 out of him

01:11:26.060 he didn't just

01:11:28.700 he didn't just

01:11:29.460 walk in the house

01:11:30.220 you know what honey

01:11:30.860 I'm gonna break

01:11:31.460 the door off 1.00

01:11:32.020 and break your head 0.96

01:11:32.820 what were you doing

01:11:34.620 that brought that

01:11:35.660 out of him

01:11:36.280 what were you doing

01:11:37.500 wrong

01:11:37.880 you need Jesus friend

01:11:39.240 what do you mean

01:11:40.240 I gotta end this

01:11:41.720 I wish you well

01:11:42.620 I pray you well

01:11:43.440 but I gotta be done

01:11:44.380 let's do the hot seat

01:11:46.680 before you go

01:11:47.720 the hot seat

01:11:49.200 yeah

01:11:49.600 you just

01:11:50.780 you just

01:11:52.680 told me

01:11:53.440 that it's my fault

01:11:54.460 that a man

01:11:55.560 broke a door

01:11:56.300 over my head

01:11:56.920 no that was a question

01:11:57.920 I didn't do anything

01:12:00.080 to deserve that

01:12:00.500 so you just

01:12:01.100 sit around

01:12:01.660 being nice

01:12:02.600 you wouldn't

01:12:03.040 being difficult

01:12:03.640 on anything

01:12:04.540 so if I just

01:12:05.360 shut my mouth 0.99

01:12:06.060 and look pretty 0.97

01:12:06.820 then he can

01:12:07.960 then everything

01:12:08.980 will be fine

01:12:09.680 and if I just

01:12:10.280 look like a pretty

01:12:10.860 little doll

01:12:11.440 that doesn't

01:12:12.100 have any ideas

01:12:12.860 it doesn't mind

01:12:13.500 that he's off

01:12:14.040 cheating

01:12:14.380 if I just

01:12:15.460 stay sweet

01:12:16.300 then I won't

01:12:17.700 get hit

01:12:18.220 and my marriage 0.99

01:12:18.780 will be fine

01:12:19.640 right

01:12:20.060 is that what

01:12:20.520 you're telling me

01:12:21.060 so what were

01:12:21.660 you doing

01:12:22.220 that caused 0.77

01:12:22.800 him to do that

01:12:23.500 that brought

01:12:23.900 that kind of

01:12:24.380 anger out of him

01:12:25.220 I told him

01:12:27.600 that it wasn't

01:12:28.040 okay that he

01:12:28.560 was cheating

01:12:29.040 on me

01:12:29.600 so you were

01:12:30.200 harassing him

01:12:31.360 no because

01:12:36.620 I know I

01:12:37.280 know what

01:12:38.120 she's thinking

01:12:38.580 because she

01:12:39.620 goes he broke

01:12:40.740 a door over my

01:12:41.460 head which

01:12:42.340 it was actually

01:12:43.420 so she

01:12:43.800 no no no I'll

01:12:44.840 tell you this

01:12:45.300 this is how

01:12:45.940 women definitely 1.00

01:12:46.800 a black guy 0.99

01:12:47.480 no no no 0.99

01:12:48.440 I'll tell you

01:12:48.900 I'll tell you

01:12:51.260 exactly what

01:12:51.740 happened because

01:12:52.000 they take a

01:12:54.060 portion of a

01:12:54.640 truth and they

01:12:55.600 expand it so

01:12:56.660 what actually

01:12:57.180 happened was

01:12:57.740 she was standing

01:12:58.700 in the doorway

01:12:59.860 or something like

01:13:00.400 that yelling at

01:13:01.440 him over some 0.99

01:13:01.960 shit and so he 1.00

01:13:03.280 slammed the door 1.00

01:13:04.520 probably and it

01:13:05.940 hit her in the 1.00

01:13:06.440 face 0.99

01:13:06.620 and she goes 0.76

01:13:10.300 you hit me

01:13:11.520 over the head

01:13:12.040 with the door

01:13:12.660 when all he did

01:13:13.560 was slam the

01:13:14.380 door I know

01:13:14.880 that's exactly

01:13:15.340 what happened

01:13:15.840 exactly what

01:13:21.020 happened for a

01:13:21.860 reason and then

01:13:22.700 she gets to say

01:13:23.560 he broke a

01:13:24.860 door over my

01:13:25.460 head whenever

01:13:26.080 she was standing

01:13:26.820 in the doorway

01:13:27.180 and he slammed

01:13:27.860 the door

01:13:28.280 lightly scuffed

01:13:29.500 and like and

01:13:33.040 like and she

01:13:33.880 was harassing

01:13:34.480 him I remember

01:13:35.780 when I was

01:13:36.340 younger and

01:13:36.940 like this is

01:13:37.380 probably like my

01:13:37.920 first foray into

01:13:38.880 being like who I

01:13:39.840 am like the

01:13:40.500 awful person I

01:13:41.200 am I when

01:13:43.280 Chris Brown beat

01:13:44.120 up Rihanna the

01:13:45.460 first thing I

01:13:45.920 said was like

01:13:46.440 what did she

01:13:47.820 do and this

01:13:48.540 was like before

01:13:49.200 all this cancer 0.99

01:13:50.100 culture shit 1.00

01:13:50.600 this was like 1.00

01:13:51.160 right you

01:13:52.020 know in the

01:13:52.840 heyday of like

01:13:53.540 these people

01:13:53.980 still being wild

01:13:54.640 and all my

01:13:55.360 friends were

01:13:55.680 like really

01:13:56.560 really and

01:13:57.600 I'm like no

01:13:58.020 like no nobody

01:13:58.700 hits someone

01:13:59.620 like that unless

01:14:01.140 like something

01:14:01.700 happened like she

01:14:02.180 was all lumped

01:14:02.840 up like he 1.00

01:14:03.740 fucked her up for 0.99

01:14:04.600 a reason 0.99

01:14:04.980 is that the

01:14:06.720 audience that's

01:14:07.620 the audience

01:14:08.160 at a Tim

01:14:08.780 cast live

01:14:09.440 our audience

01:14:11.920 is actually

01:14:12.640 better like

01:14:13.740 less autistic

01:14:14.540 and better

01:14:14.960 looking how

01:14:15.620 is that even

01:14:15.920 we had more

01:14:16.420 people in

01:14:16.900 Georgia and

01:14:17.660 they all

01:14:17.900 I couldn't

01:14:18.360 believe how

01:14:18.860 like how

01:14:19.540 little people

01:14:20.120 there were

01:14:20.480 and then also

01:14:21.160 the the front

01:14:22.220 row is just

01:14:23.240 the I mean

01:14:23.920 just a murderers

01:14:24.940 row

01:14:25.220 we had a crippled

01:14:26.680 dude in a

01:14:27.100 wheelchair he

01:14:27.580 still looked

01:14:28.000 better than

01:14:28.320 these people

01:14:28.540 they got a

01:14:28.920 cripple there 1.00

01:14:29.440 this guy he

01:14:35.040 doesn't even

01:14:35.360 have a leg

01:14:35.880 oh he does

01:14:38.380 have a leg

01:14:38.940 and that is

01:14:40.760 I said this

01:14:42.000 I said the

01:14:42.480 guy on the

01:14:42.800 right better

01:14:43.580 looking than

01:14:44.040 toad and

01:14:44.820 I'll stand

01:14:45.360 on that

01:14:45.800 come on

01:14:46.360 man he

01:14:46.860 is

01:14:47.140 no I

01:14:49.940 know I

01:14:50.140 know I

01:14:50.240 know I

01:14:50.260 know I

01:14:50.280 know I

01:14:51.180 know I

01:14:53.180 mean he

01:14:55.060 is more

01:14:55.460 like masculine 0.97

01:14:56.400 no and I'll

01:14:57.040 tell you I'll

01:14:57.440 tell you why

01:14:57.760 it's better

01:14:58.160 he's taller

01:14:59.000 that guy's

01:14:59.740 at least

01:15:00.020 like 5'9

01:15:01.380 look at

01:15:01.760 the power

01:15:02.600 in those

01:15:02.900 legs

01:15:03.280 those are

01:15:04.100 powerful

01:15:04.520 legs

01:15:04.880 he's in

01:15:05.180 a power

01:15:05.520 squat

01:15:05.960 he can

01:15:06.940 pounce

01:15:07.160 at any

01:15:07.480 time

01:15:07.780 and he

01:15:08.440 has a

01:15:09.280 bigger 0.89

01:15:09.620 head

01:15:10.080 but it's

01:15:11.060 just like

01:15:11.400 it's a

01:15:11.740 bulldog

01:15:12.060 head 0.97

01:15:12.380 my legs

01:15:14.900 have to

01:15:15.220 carry around

01:15:15.820 my fat

01:15:16.260 body

01:15:16.720 everywhere

01:15:17.080 we're

01:15:19.600 at

01:15:19.800 940

01:15:20.840 live

01:15:21.140 viewers

01:15:21.480 and

01:15:21.780 Clint

01:15:22.380 won't

01:15:22.780 share

01:15:23.200 to get

01:15:23.940 us

01:15:24.180 over

01:15:24.580 the

01:15:24.860 thousand

01:15:25.320 I

01:15:25.620 don't

01:15:25.860 want

01:15:26.560 people

01:15:27.080 to be

01:15:27.400 watching

01:15:27.680 this

01:15:28.000 I'm pissed

01:15:31.160 that 943

01:15:31.920 people are

01:15:32.360 watching

01:15:32.600 can we zoom

01:15:33.280 in do we have

01:15:33.880 enhanced features

01:15:34.640 I'm gonna look at this 1.00

01:15:35.240 fucker with the yellow 1.00

01:15:36.120 beanie 1.00

01:15:36.540 yeah what is his

01:15:38.380 I don't know what his 0.68

01:15:39.260 is it a lesbian 0.77

01:15:40.100 like what is that 0.88

01:15:41.380 jose is like can we zoom

01:15:43.880 and tyler was just like

01:15:44.880 nope

01:15:45.280 it was so it was so funny

01:15:49.620 because I was like I was

01:15:50.440 just I turned it on because

01:15:51.260 I was like I'll just see

01:15:51.980 what if Dave has anything

01:15:52.920 cool to talk about on here

01:15:54.060 I was like and I and but

01:15:55.340 and I just caught a glimpse

01:15:56.880 like because I was like oh

01:15:57.840 it's a live event that's cool

01:15:58.740 and they and they turned the

01:16:00.580 the camera out towards the

01:16:01.700 audience that's where I got

01:16:02.460 the screenshot from

01:16:03.340 and I was like hold on

01:16:05.360 that's their audience

01:16:06.440 I was like I literally

01:16:07.660 I literally had to stop

01:16:09.080 I like had I like backed

01:16:10.800 up and I was like holy 0.96

01:16:12.120 shit 0.98

01:16:12.660 like 1.00

01:16:13.240 any any y'all any y'all 0.99

01:16:15.000 listen to the fucking 0.99

01:16:15.760 cat williams jre 1.00

01:16:16.660 I haven't listened to all

01:16:18.260 of it no but I did start

01:16:19.600 it

01:16:19.780 you know be I'd be real

01:16:21.160 upset about if like when

01:16:22.680 we do this comedy show 0.97

01:16:23.880 whatever the fuck it is 0.98

01:16:24.780 that like that's the 0.99

01:16:26.100 audience

01:16:26.560 no

01:16:27.080 I'd be like

01:16:27.560 no

01:16:28.560 yeah that's not gonna

01:16:29.640 happen

01:16:29.940 yeah because you know and

01:16:31.520 the other thing is like the

01:16:32.800 person that has the number

01:16:33.660 one tim cast boomer fan

01:16:35.280 how much do you think

01:16:36.800 they try to talk to Tim

01:16:37.700 and how much do you how

01:16:39.040 well do you think that

01:16:39.760 went over

01:16:40.220 and Tim did not talk to

01:16:42.320 them at all

01:16:42.820 and it probably makes them

01:16:43.960 like him more

01:16:44.700 no he wouldn't even look at

01:16:48.160 them probably

01:16:48.620 he probably took the back

01:16:49.980 entrance out 0.99

01:16:50.780 he's gonna fucking talk 0.99

01:16:52.220 to these people 0.99

01:16:52.620 that chick is probably 1.00

01:16:53.480 watching us right now so

01:16:54.580 let's not insult her too

01:16:55.580 hard

01:16:55.820 which chick this lady 0.87

01:16:57.080 the boomer seems like a 0.75

01:16:58.460 nice boomer

01:16:59.700 she definitely brought

01:17:01.420 cookies with her to the

01:17:02.520 event

01:17:02.820 you know like she's so

01:17:03.980 quiet 0.99

01:17:04.260 she manages a fucking 1.00

01:17:05.840 bowling alley 1.00

01:17:06.500 Clint's so quiet because

01:17:08.020 120,000 of these 1.00

01:17:09.420 motherfuckers follow him 1.00

01:17:10.900 like doesn't we have the 1.00

01:17:14.900 same amount of followers

01:17:15.780 technically Clint because

01:17:17.000 these are the people that

01:17:17.820 follow you

01:17:18.160 these ones don't count

01:17:18.840 I block these people

01:17:20.360 they're worth a third of a 0.92

01:17:21.440 regular human

01:17:22.060 yeah this is like this is

01:17:23.380 like this is like rumble 0.99

01:17:24.580 view count shit dude 0.97

01:17:25.700 this is rumble view count 0.99

01:17:27.820 these are rumble people

01:17:30.020 yeah you got rumble numbers

01:17:31.840 on your twitter doggy

01:17:32.880 it is crazy

01:17:35.860 the like

01:17:36.800 the one

01:17:37.760 the one girl

01:17:38.860 is like

01:17:39.580 the oldest 0.99

01:17:40.640 like ugliest woman 1.00

01:17:41.780 I've ever seen 0.99

01:17:42.820 oh hey technically

01:17:44.460 technically we did

01:17:45.720 we did break a thousand

01:17:47.040 because we have 70

01:17:47.840 something on rumble

01:17:48.680 so we're over a thousand

01:17:50.000 live viewers

01:17:50.520 that's pretty cool

01:17:51.120 that's too many

01:17:51.860 unless this one

01:17:52.760 is this number actually

01:17:56.720 just youtube

01:17:57.360 because that's crazy

01:17:58.280 if so

01:17:58.740 it's not

01:17:59.760 this guy doesn't pay

01:18:01.240 attention

01:18:01.620 he's like

01:18:02.040 oh it's youtube plus

01:18:02.820 we've referenced it

01:18:03.680 multiple times

01:18:04.340 it's crazy

01:18:05.480 where are you

01:18:06.240 next mailbag

01:18:07.820 anyway guys yeah

01:18:08.540 now that all thousand

01:18:09.440 of you are here 1.00

01:18:09.960 if you fucking scan 0.99

01:18:10.900 the QR code there 0.99

01:18:11.660 in the corner

01:18:12.060 scan me

01:18:12.620 you could join our 1.00

01:18:13.540 fucking telegram 1.00

01:18:14.300 you can give us money 1.00

01:18:15.060 you could talk to us

01:18:16.060 almost all of us

01:18:17.440 are in the telegram chat

01:18:18.400 almost

01:18:19.140 who's not

01:18:22.180 who's not at this point

01:18:23.720 Cole probably

01:18:24.380 no no no

01:18:25.840 I'm in there

01:18:26.320 and I'm posting

01:18:26.960 wait is Toad

01:18:28.000 seriously not in

01:18:29.040 no

01:18:29.600 he was like

01:18:30.660 can we talk about

01:18:31.300 Top Guilt Trip 0.93

01:18:32.040 the fuck out of us 0.69

01:18:32.840 for not doing it 0.86

01:18:33.500 you need to get on this app

01:18:34.900 you need to get on this app

01:18:36.100 I was very fine with that

01:18:37.220 I understood

01:18:37.780 that was a very good

01:18:38.940 it was a business decision

01:18:39.780 it was a good idea

01:18:40.960 in retrospect

01:18:41.580 Toad legitimately said

01:18:43.980 Toad said

01:18:44.680 I don't know how to not

01:18:46.580 share my personal information

01:18:47.920 on telegram

01:18:48.480 and I was like

01:18:48.880 the whole point of telegram

01:18:50.060 is to not give out

01:18:51.120 your personal information

01:18:52.080 he was like

01:18:53.020 I was like

01:18:53.320 you can change

01:18:54.100 your username

01:18:54.800 I was like

01:18:55.520 you can change

01:18:55.900 to whatever you want

01:18:56.700 he was like

01:18:57.160 oh

01:18:57.460 JC joined the telegram

01:18:58.880 and it cured his cancer

01:18:59.860 crazy

01:19:00.680 JC is in there 0.75

01:19:02.460 does he have cancer?

01:19:03.160 but it gave him 0.98

01:19:04.100 the gay disease 1.00

01:19:06.900 he is gay now 1.00

01:19:08.400 what are you saying 0.99

01:19:09.580 Clint?

01:19:09.940 you gonna try

01:19:10.300 to say something

01:19:10.800 I was just gonna say

01:19:12.000 alright so

01:19:12.480 I'm listening to 1.00

01:19:13.540 fucking 0.99

01:19:13.800 Cat Williams on JRE 1.00

01:19:15.480 and I come to the conclusion

01:19:16.900 that Cat Williams

01:19:18.140 views the world

01:19:19.700 and existence itself

01:19:21.160 as an escape room

01:19:22.580 and let me explain

01:19:24.000 so he's sitting there

01:19:25.500 and he's like

01:19:25.920 and Joe's

01:19:26.900 they keep going deep

01:19:28.280 on philosophical questions 1.00

01:19:29.780 and shit 0.97

01:19:30.140 and it's a really 0.99

01:19:30.960 entertaining episode

01:19:31.840 he's talking about

01:19:32.700 you know

01:19:33.380 spirituality 0.91

01:19:34.020 and shit like that 0.98

01:19:34.900 but he starts talking 0.97

01:19:36.340 to him

01:19:36.520 and he's like

01:19:36.860 he's like

01:19:37.220 why do you think

01:19:38.980 there be

01:19:40.200 a mushroom

01:19:41.240 that helps you

01:19:43.080 speak to God

01:19:44.320 but that mushroom

01:19:45.680 just happened to exist

01:19:47.140 no

01:19:47.800 no brother

01:19:48.460 and then he goes

01:19:49.100 and then

01:19:49.840 you think

01:19:50.720 all this modern medicine

01:19:52.320 but we had

01:19:52.900 millennia

01:19:54.420 of

01:19:55.260 people just taking 1.00

01:19:56.960 fucking 1.00

01:19:57.600 roots from underneath 1.00

01:19:58.760 a tree

01:19:59.360 mixing it up

01:20:00.660 and solving

01:20:01.440 all their ailments

01:20:02.300 and you think

01:20:03.060 that God

01:20:03.540 didn't make that

01:20:04.220 and I'm starting

01:20:05.380 to think about it

01:20:05.820 so I'm like

01:20:06.060 this is like

01:20:06.420 the bro science 1.00

01:20:07.780 dumbest shit 1.00

01:20:08.220 I've ever heard 1.00

01:20:08.700 but simultaneously

01:20:09.280 I'm like

01:20:09.620 it's a really 0.99

01:20:10.040 good fucking point 1.00

01:20:10.880 like why the fuck 1.00

01:20:11.920 would there be 0.92

01:20:12.740 cures

01:20:13.160 to all of these

01:20:14.680 ills

01:20:15.700 that strike humanity

01:20:17.120 that just exist

01:20:18.060 in the wild

01:20:18.720 you know what

01:20:19.380 ivermectin is

01:20:20.200 horse paste

01:20:22.340 yeah horse paste

01:20:23.260 obviously

01:20:23.540 what it actually is 1.00

01:20:26.320 is just some shit 1.00

01:20:27.340 in the dirt 1.00

01:20:27.920 and they figured out

01:20:29.020 ivermectin

01:20:29.760 because all around

01:20:31.040 like underneath

01:20:31.580 kick rootless redneck 1.00

01:20:32.500 out of the chat

01:20:33.060 go ahead

01:20:33.500 all around underneath

01:20:34.620 like these rocks

01:20:35.700 or whatever

01:20:36.000 there was just

01:20:36.620 dead worms

01:20:37.420 all the worms

01:20:38.340 and they figured out

01:20:39.340 that there was a compound

01:20:40.060 in the soil

01:20:40.700 ivermectin

01:20:41.540 and that's what it was

01:20:42.780 and then it's

01:20:43.560 basically a dewormer

01:20:44.860 they say it's a horse dewormer 1.00

01:20:46.060 but it fucking 0.99

01:20:46.660 yeah that's what it is 0.98

01:20:47.960 and someone won a

01:20:49.260 someone won a

01:20:50.200 some kind of

01:20:51.080 nobel prize for it

01:20:51.900 where it's just 0.99

01:20:52.240 some shit in the earth 1.00

01:20:53.080 it's in the ground 1.00

01:20:53.700 and they just like

01:20:54.680 basically

01:20:55.100 they take it as is

01:20:56.320 that's what i mean

01:20:57.060 that's the same thing

01:20:57.720 with ayahuasca 1.00

01:20:58.300 it's a goddamn 0.99

01:20:59.080 it's a vine 1.00

01:21:00.160 it's a vine in the 1.00

01:21:01.280 fucking amazon 0.99

01:21:01.840 it's like 0.99

01:21:02.340 there's just so much

01:21:03.380 and like there's just 0.99

01:21:04.440 all this shit in nature 0.99

01:21:05.380 and you're like 1.00

01:21:06.460 alright so why the fuck 0.98

01:21:07.400 would that 0.97

01:21:07.760 yeah good

01:21:09.380 um

01:21:10.200 like why

01:21:12.180 why is there

01:21:12.820 by the way

01:21:13.360 when i was listening to it

01:21:14.400 in my car

01:21:14.840 i did do the impression

01:21:15.780 and when i'm listening to it

01:21:17.080 i can do a good impression

01:21:17.920 when i'm just trying to like

01:21:18.860 like brute force it 1.00

01:21:20.520 i fucking suck 0.99

01:21:21.360 he actually doesn't use 1.00

01:21:22.720 he doesn't say the n-word a lot

01:21:24.440 like just

01:21:24.920 no he doesn't

01:21:25.360 he doesn't

01:21:25.960 he's very actually

01:21:26.780 very eloquent

01:21:27.600 like honestly

01:21:28.420 he speaks very slowly

01:21:30.460 he speaks very slowly now too

01:21:30.880 yes

01:21:31.360 very slow

01:21:32.480 he's like he's thinking

01:21:34.300 of every word

01:21:35.560 before he says it

01:21:36.460 it's actually

01:21:36.960 it's like

01:21:37.420 it's crazy

01:21:37.980 maybe

01:21:38.340 i mean

01:21:39.140 he says the elocution

01:21:40.400 he says

01:21:42.580 because he said in there

01:21:44.080 that he reads

01:21:44.500 3,000 books

01:21:45.480 a year

01:21:46.160 still

01:21:46.640 homeboy said

01:21:47.440 homeboy said

01:21:48.480 the cap

01:21:49.060 the cap was

01:21:49.940 40

01:21:50.840 40 books

01:21:51.660 a time

01:21:52.220 at the library

01:21:52.800 so he would go

01:21:53.440 three times a week

01:21:54.480 he was reading

01:21:55.200 120 books a week

01:21:56.960 there's just no way

01:21:58.600 there's no time

01:21:59.540 in the

01:21:59.800 he said

01:22:01.000 he grew up

01:22:01.820 got it

01:22:02.380 he grew up

01:22:03.200 pre-internet

01:22:03.880 no tv

01:22:04.720 no nothing

01:22:05.480 because he was a really

01:22:06.800 religious family 1.00

01:22:07.420 or some shit 1.00

01:22:07.880 so he just read 1.00

01:22:08.700 he read 40 books

01:22:09.860 every two days

01:22:10.800 that's just not feasible

01:22:12.980 so at the same time

01:22:14.940 this is also

01:22:15.540 he goes into

01:22:16.280 how he was also

01:22:17.160 homeless at one point

01:22:18.300 but he was still reading

01:22:19.440 3,000 books a year

01:22:21.020 while homeless

01:22:21.720 and hookers looked after him 1.00

01:22:23.180 when he was homeless 0.51

01:22:23.760 yeah

01:22:24.440 that's probably

01:22:25.620 that's probably what this guy

01:22:26.500 on instagram is doing

01:22:27.140 he's probably busy

01:22:27.800 reading a book

01:22:28.580 not looking at his dms 0.99

01:22:29.800 homeless life

01:22:30.340 sounds kind of awesome

01:22:31.560 dude

01:22:31.820 no

01:22:32.080 no if you listen

01:22:33.300 go his

01:22:33.840 when he's on

01:22:35.180 with shannon sharp

01:22:35.920 he goes through

01:22:36.400 his whole story

01:22:37.220 and it's just like

01:22:38.380 it's just wild

01:22:39.180 like 0.99

01:22:39.520 I can't call bullshit 0.97

01:22:41.020 because like 0.99

01:22:42.500 I'll call bullshit 0.99

01:22:43.200 the books 1.00

01:22:44.200 is bullshit 1.00

01:22:44.800 yeah probably 0.99

01:22:45.800 but honestly

01:22:47.580 the way

01:22:47.980 I don't know

01:22:48.820 I don't know

01:22:49.460 I really don't know

01:22:50.160 because he's

01:22:50.660 like the way he talks

01:22:51.740 he's very eloquent

01:22:52.560 he's very

01:22:53.060 he sounds very smart

01:22:53.960 like he

01:22:54.520 he's got the deepest

01:22:55.700 lexicon of any black man 0.99

01:22:57.040 I've ever heard speak

01:22:57.960 that's just a fact

01:22:59.160 yeah

01:22:59.620 and that comes from

01:23:01.320 book readings

01:23:01.860 oh I bet you

01:23:02.880 he's read a shitload of books

01:23:03.880 but not that much 0.98

01:23:05.200 that's retarded 0.99

01:23:06.440 you know what 0.97

01:23:07.220 this is how bad it is

01:23:08.480 I haven't listened to Rogan

01:23:10.180 in so long

01:23:11.240 that if Clint was on

01:23:12.760 I'm thinking about it now

01:23:14.160 I was like

01:23:14.360 would I listen to that episode

01:23:15.720 oh no

01:23:17.400 that is mean

01:23:19.160 that's terrible

01:23:19.600 I know it's a big thing

01:23:20.500 for you Clint

01:23:21.080 but like

01:23:21.580 come on

01:23:22.300 it's just boring

01:23:23.040 like come on

01:23:24.020 what's he gonna say

01:23:25.120 you ever done DMT

01:23:26.040 you were talking about MMA

01:23:26.920 talk about like

01:23:27.820 you were talking about

01:23:29.080 you would be listening

01:23:29.720 to every syllable

01:23:30.780 praying that I drop your name 1.00

01:23:32.680 on fucking Rogan 1.00

01:23:33.320 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:23:34.200 I'd be praying 1.00

01:23:35.240 you drop the N-bomb 0.99

01:23:36.220 yo 0.97

01:23:36.440 if you

01:23:37.340 actually

01:23:37.840 you should get on Rogan now

01:23:39.400 and tell him about this story 1.00

01:23:41.040 about your fucking Russian story 1.00

01:23:41.980 now try to get on Rogan 1.00

01:23:43.040 yeah

01:23:43.640 DM him

01:23:45.660 why not just be like

01:23:46.720 finally accept his offer Clint

01:23:48.360 okay

01:23:48.740 just stop putting him off

01:23:49.980 now's the time

01:23:51.960 would you

01:23:52.840 that's a good question for y'all

01:23:54.100 like I have the capacity

01:23:55.580 to DM Joe Rogan

01:23:56.680 would you do it

01:23:58.680 DM Rogan

01:23:59.500 I would DM Rogan

01:24:01.680 I would DM Rogan 1.00

01:24:02.660 a link to this fucking show 0.99

01:24:04.120 right now 1.00

01:24:04.860 out of your mind

01:24:06.420 every week

01:24:07.520 every week

01:24:09.040 we live

01:24:09.620 hey top

01:24:10.500 top

01:24:11.140 yo and we announce it publicly

01:24:13.080 every week

01:24:13.760 and just top

01:24:14.300 no context

01:24:14.920 just the Scream Yard link

01:24:17.400 nothing else

01:24:18.160 screenshot

01:24:18.940 just screenshot the actual message too

01:24:21.220 and send that out

01:24:22.040 and just be like

01:24:22.580 no legitimately

01:24:23.220 we sent it to him

01:24:24.060 but also top 0.99

01:24:24.920 I'm gonna call bullshit 0.99

01:24:25.760 I'm calling bullshit on you 1.00

01:24:26.940 because you would send 0.99

01:24:27.960 you would send Lewis the link

01:24:29.420 every week

01:24:29.920 if you if you could do it

01:24:31.060 to Rogan

01:24:32.380 I have Lewis's phone number

01:24:34.220 send him the link

01:24:35.160 what

01:24:35.900 if you're saying

01:24:37.620 I would send Joe Rogan the link

01:24:39.900 I wouldn't send him the link

01:24:41.040 I wouldn't send him the link

01:24:42.460 to join

01:24:43.020 I'd send him the link to watch

01:24:44.620 because

01:24:45.160 I don't think Joe Rogan

01:24:46.460 would be a good fit on this show

01:24:47.680 I don't think he would 0.99

01:24:48.800 fucking hang 0.98

01:24:49.560 we'll make it happen 0.99

01:24:50.600 I love that

01:24:52.860 I love that top is like

01:24:54.320 Joe Rogan

01:24:55.120 no

01:24:55.500 not allowed

01:24:56.300 funny first

01:24:58.540 funny first

01:24:59.680 the guy that has like

01:25:01.780 three or four specials

01:25:03.800 on Netflix 0.98

01:25:04.540 or whatever the fuck 0.97

01:25:05.440 in the biggest podcast 0.98

01:25:07.320 in the world

01:25:07.800 content comes first

01:25:09.700 okay

01:25:10.060 we get to do this

01:25:10.800 once a week

01:25:11.340 we do this once a week

01:25:13.660 right

01:25:14.240 and it's not

01:25:15.220 it's not that we're like

01:25:15.920 better

01:25:16.180 we're not better than

01:25:16.960 these other comedians

01:25:17.700 they're way funnier than us

01:25:18.700 but we just do something

01:25:20.020 that we do

01:25:20.700 and when somebody else

01:25:22.360 comes in

01:25:22.860 I feel like we skipped a week

01:25:24.300 Revenge of the Sith

01:25:25.460 shout out to these guys

01:25:26.280 they came on 1.00

01:25:26.920 they fucking killed it 1.00

01:25:28.020 they're hilarious 0.99

01:25:28.760 I re-watched some of the jokes

01:25:30.740 that they did

01:25:31.120 I was like man

01:25:31.700 that quick off the top

01:25:33.140 real good

01:25:33.800 yeah exactly

01:25:34.880 but

01:25:35.320 does Rogan follow Rife?

01:25:38.340 probably

01:25:38.760 I don't know

01:25:39.280 no idea

01:25:40.340 what I'm saying here

01:25:41.760 what I'm saying here

01:25:41.780 is that

01:25:42.120 it just messes

01:25:42.880 it messes with

01:25:43.780 what the show is

01:25:44.860 this is the show

01:25:45.960 I so don't want

01:25:47.240 Rogan to know

01:25:47.800 about this show

01:25:48.340 I won't even retweet

01:25:49.480 retweet our stream

01:25:50.540 so that he might

01:25:51.180 stumble upon it

01:25:52.060 yeah exactly

01:25:52.840 wow

01:25:54.460 I didn't think about that

01:25:56.020 that's so true

01:25:56.920 it really makes a lot

01:25:58.280 it makes a lot more sense now

01:25:59.720 it pops up in front of his feet

01:26:01.720 and he just goes like

01:26:02.620 unfollow

01:26:03.280 unfollow

01:26:04.080 he just goes 1.00

01:26:05.200 what the fuck 1.00

01:26:06.020 you know what though 1.00

01:26:06.880 here's the thing 1.00

01:26:07.400 if he sees this shit 1.00

01:26:08.400 and goes unfollow 1.00

01:26:09.440 then why

01:26:11.060 why are you even 0.98

01:26:11.760 fucking with this guy 0.98

01:26:12.340 then clearly 1.00

01:26:12.800 yeah why would you

01:26:13.520 even want to go on a show

01:26:14.380 if he doesn't like Tower Gang

01:26:15.620 huh

01:26:15.920 why would you

01:26:16.720 even want to go on a show

01:26:17.420 then

01:26:17.660 for the purity of it

01:26:19.320 if a comedian

01:26:20.960 if a comedian

01:26:21.840 you're not being

01:26:22.560 genuine art

01:26:23.440 to yourself Clint 1.00

01:26:24.420 what the fuck 1.00

01:26:25.260 I thought you were 1.00

01:26:26.020 real ass dude 0.98

01:26:26.740 if a comedian 0.95

01:26:27.940 sees the Lainey intro

01:26:29.660 and sees that intro

01:26:31.100 and goes

01:26:31.560 don't like that

01:26:32.720 I don't want to 1.00

01:26:33.660 fuck with you 1.00

01:26:34.080 then why would you 1.00

01:26:34.660 want his help

01:26:35.300 huh

01:26:35.560 why would you want his help 1.00

01:26:36.660 real shit 1.00

01:26:37.060 real shit 1.00

01:26:37.560 I think Rogan 1.00

01:26:38.240 would actually enjoy

01:26:38.960 what we do

01:26:39.580 of course he would 0.95

01:26:40.480 it's retarded 0.99

01:26:41.080 this is fun

01:26:41.700 you're having fun

01:26:42.680 they wish they could

01:26:43.560 have fun like this

01:26:44.300 this is

01:26:44.600 this is protect our parks

01:26:45.860 but without drinking

01:26:46.820 yeah

01:26:47.980 and being in the same room

01:26:50.400 and having

01:26:51.520 multi-million dollar deals

01:26:52.920 with Budweiser

01:26:54.020 and

01:26:54.420 this is the

01:26:58.400 this is the blue collar

01:26:59.940 protect our parks

01:27:01.220 blue collar

01:27:03.440 maybe only Jose

01:27:06.200 is like blue collar

01:27:06.960 we're all working

01:27:07.880 we're all working class 0.75

01:27:08.180 get the fuck out of here 0.99

01:27:08.800 none of us are fucking 1.00

01:27:09.460 making money 0.99

01:27:09.660 you're a millionaire

01:27:10.240 so what

01:27:11.980 you're a millionaire

01:27:13.240 that talks into a mic

01:27:14.460 for some extra change

01:27:15.700 and still makes your fans

01:27:16.860 buy your mic

01:27:17.720 this is the craziest thing

01:27:19.300 we did not park on this

01:27:20.940 long enough

01:27:21.560 that he is a legitimate

01:27:23.320 millionaire

01:27:23.960 and he's like

01:27:25.320 I'm just like you guys

01:27:27.040 working hard to get by

01:27:28.360 I am

01:27:30.180 I make less money

01:27:31.600 than all you probably

01:27:32.400 and it's funny

01:27:33.480 because like

01:27:34.100 it's still literally

01:27:35.100 like a millionaire

01:27:36.120 putting out a thing

01:27:36.900 like hey guys

01:27:38.140 just like an e

01:27:39.060 like an e-girl 1.00

01:27:39.920 putting out like

01:27:40.600 here's my Amazon wish list

01:27:41.900 please buy me something

01:27:42.660 off of it

01:27:43.260 I might you know 1.00

01:27:44.020 throw you some pussy 1.00

01:27:44.920 afterwards 1.00

01:27:45.360 my audience complains

01:27:46.220 about the video quality

01:27:47.700 and I was like

01:27:48.120 alright here's an

01:27:48.880 $1800 camera 1.00

01:27:49.900 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:27:51.020 if you don't want 1.00

01:27:51.560 to get me it

01:27:52.180 did somebody get it

01:27:53.320 for you

01:27:54.000 nope

01:27:54.440 obviously not

01:27:55.840 hey no one's willing

01:27:57.220 to show the $1800

01:27:58.140 for my show

01:27:59.300 look at these 1.00

01:28:00.140 fucking poor 1.00

01:28:00.880 these fucking 1.00

01:28:01.900 poor ass people 1.00

01:28:02.820 if you're a bitch 1.00

01:28:03.860 they have an option 1.00

01:28:04.540 to fix it

01:28:05.420 there you go

01:28:06.040 that's why he has

01:28:06.680 a million dollars

01:28:07.400 you don't save your

01:28:08.440 way to a million

01:28:09.080 that's right mama heavies 1.00

01:28:10.040 tell these motherfuckers 1.00

01:28:10.880 I told Clint 1.00

01:28:11.540 yo like

01:28:11.980 yeah spend money

01:28:12.700 make money baby

01:28:13.480 your show is big

01:28:14.460 you have you

01:28:15.620 it's not like

01:28:16.160 it's not like

01:28:16.580 you have to decide

01:28:17.180 between eating

01:28:17.960 and then

01:28:18.640 and a camera

01:28:19.520 get the camera

01:28:20.680 the camera will boost 1.00

01:28:21.700 your shit to the next level 1.00

01:28:23.020 just like right off the bat 1.00

01:28:24.580 or you can get a fan

01:28:25.960 to buy it for you

01:28:26.780 three years from now

01:28:28.520 on the off chance

01:28:29.220 they do it

01:28:29.900 he just wants to have

01:28:30.960 a story

01:28:31.460 he wants to have a story

01:28:32.480 so when he's at the top

01:28:33.400 he can be like 0.99

01:28:33.840 I fucking grinded my 0.99

01:28:34.900 and you know what 0.99

01:28:35.620 I didn't take any shortcuts

01:28:36.860 I didn't go and buy 0.99

01:28:38.020 a fucking fancy camera 1.00

01:28:39.360 some asshole 1.00

01:28:40.220 did that for me 1.00

01:28:41.340 I leveraged my million dollars

01:28:43.120 into having all the time

01:28:44.160 in the world

01:28:44.480 to sit on twitter

01:28:45.320 and do his podcast

01:28:46.540 the camera

01:28:46.940 that sent him a mic

01:28:48.180 is gonna send him the camera

01:28:49.380 I love this so much

01:28:50.560 literally exactly what I did

01:28:51.620 but I didn't have to do that

01:28:53.340 I'm just like you

01:28:54.420 I love you

01:28:56.520 he's like

01:28:58.240 I

01:28:58.540 I don't even 0.99

01:29:01.220 I don't even have a fucking 0.98

01:29:02.440 arm for my mic 0.99

01:29:03.580 I'm holding my mic

01:29:04.660 do you know how

01:29:05.180 do you know how

01:29:05.880 the color this is

01:29:06.780 I do love the thought

01:29:07.960 of him going like

01:29:08.680 I grinded for this

01:29:09.980 I

01:29:10.500 blood sweat

01:29:12.600 I put my life

01:29:14.720 in a line

01:29:15.220 every time

01:29:15.940 I pick up the mic

01:29:17.140 and you can find out

01:29:18.140 how I did it

01:29:18.880 subscribe for $9.99

01:29:20.200 a month

01:29:20.820 to my course

01:29:21.640 grinding with Clint

01:29:23.920 I'm holding my mic

01:29:27.640 I am better than no one

01:29:31.040 I am better than no one

01:29:32.080 I am holding my mic

01:29:32.920 it's just like

01:29:33.420 I've been

01:29:33.980 I'm the lowest among you

01:29:35.360 that's right

01:29:36.460 don't you forget it

01:29:38.240 I'm starting

01:29:39.340 it's so great

01:29:40.740 because you can see

01:29:41.420 the Miami skyline

01:29:42.780 behind you

01:29:43.920 it's such a contradiction 1.00

01:29:45.740 it's fucking 0.99

01:29:46.920 primary color 1.00

01:29:47.940 that's his entire house

01:29:49.920 dude

01:29:50.120 this is what I'm saying

01:29:50.780 you go into his house 1.00

01:29:51.920 coffee mugs all fucked up 1.00

01:29:53.280 blood on the pillow 0.98

01:29:54.020 the bed over

01:29:55.280 your brother's bed

01:29:57.080 it's ready to fall apart

01:29:58.400 thank god we didn't sleep there

01:29:59.360 if we laid on it 0.98

01:29:59.900 it fucking fell through 0.99

01:30:00.540 but then everything else 1.00

01:30:01.760 around you is stunning 1.00

01:30:02.660 and he's doing this fucking 0.99

01:30:04.220 this double thing 0.99

01:30:06.220 I don't know what it is

01:30:07.420 I swear to god Clint

01:30:09.060 if you put up

01:30:10.040 like a home basic thing

01:30:12.680 like just basically put

01:30:13.860 like things for your home

01:30:15.520 on your Amazon wish list

01:30:16.720 and send that out

01:30:17.680 and be like

01:30:18.180 I need new pillows guys

01:30:19.700 I'm really

01:30:20.600 like really need

01:30:21.580 some new pillows

01:30:22.340 that makes the show a lot better

01:30:22.780 that would be fun

01:30:23.580 little inside jokes like that

01:30:25.060 like mugs and pillows

01:30:26.140 the Amazon wish list is open

01:30:28.220 people can add items 0.99

01:30:29.280 and just shit me shit 1.00

01:30:30.400 so if anybody wants to send me shit 1.00

01:30:31.380 you can add items 0.99

01:30:32.260 to your wish list

01:30:33.420 yeah

01:30:33.960 oh my god

01:30:35.120 that'd be like

01:30:35.520 oh this is

01:30:36.080 oh look what's on

01:30:37.380 his wish list

01:30:38.120 I am adding 1.00

01:30:39.420 every penis dildo 1.00

01:30:40.900 I can find 1.00

01:30:41.560 Clint's carrying his cross

01:30:42.900 pick up your mic

01:30:47.540 and follow me

01:30:48.280 we all have our cross

01:30:49.700 I'm carrying mine

01:30:51.580 will you carry yours

01:30:53.020 Clint's carrying his cross

01:30:55.760 this is like a slogan

01:30:58.400 you should be writing these down

01:30:59.560 I don't know why

01:31:00.600 he keeps coming back

01:31:01.280 to this show

01:31:01.720 it's wild

01:31:02.180 none of this bothers me

01:31:03.200 I don't know

01:31:03.560 as he wipes his tears away

01:31:07.300 with hundred dollar bills

01:31:08.340 he's like

01:31:08.800 oh that's so sad

01:31:09.720 I can't afford

01:31:10.980 a new camera

01:31:12.340 someone

01:31:13.500 get it for me

01:31:14.960 it's funny

01:31:15.620 and like

01:31:16.460 so the mushroom trip

01:31:18.180 like just gave him

01:31:19.000 like a little bit of like

01:31:20.100 like noticing other stuff

01:31:22.160 and seeing some sort of beauty

01:31:23.340 and he just like

01:31:24.000 rejected it

01:31:24.840 because he's so like

01:31:25.720 we can do this to him

01:31:26.700 it doesn't bother him

01:31:27.460 we can do this all day long

01:31:28.520 and I can tell

01:31:29.080 it doesn't bother him

01:31:30.120 but like

01:31:30.760 the beauty of a flower

01:31:32.140 he's like

01:31:33.120 this is too much

01:31:33.840 I love that about you Clint

01:31:36.100 yeah man

01:31:37.120 dude I was

01:31:37.940 I was legitimately overwhelmed

01:31:39.740 by the beauty of those flowers

01:31:40.820 what do you think all of us

01:31:41.360 I mean I guess

01:31:42.020 Jose's done shrooms already

01:31:43.940 so it can't really

01:31:44.840 by the way

01:31:45.260 we just broke a thousand

01:31:46.340 I did it on the show

01:31:46.600 you remember

01:31:47.220 oh that's right

01:31:48.380 yeah

01:31:48.760 that was an awful idea

01:31:51.520 by the way

01:31:52.000 each of us

01:31:53.100 like besides

01:31:54.040 I guess Jose and Clint

01:31:55.380 because we know

01:31:55.800 how they did

01:31:56.540 what insights would we gain

01:31:58.740 from doing mushrooms

01:31:59.660 I bet you Top's done mushrooms

01:32:01.600 no no no

01:32:03.860 no definitely not

01:32:05.140 well your mom's watching

01:32:06.240 I got it

01:32:06.720 I got it

01:32:07.140 yeah

01:32:07.320 no Nephilim death squad dude 1.00

01:32:08.600 we don't do that shit man 1.00

01:32:09.820 Top would meet the devil 1.00

01:32:10.380 yeah

01:32:11.520 for real

01:32:12.520 you think you would have a bad trip

01:32:13.520 you think you would

01:32:14.120 like they would

01:32:14.740 they would attack you

01:32:15.600 they'd be like

01:32:16.080 I'm terrified

01:32:16.740 that like

01:32:17.880 if we're talking about this stuff

01:32:19.360 and then basically 0.99

01:32:20.260 basically I'm talking shit 0.99

01:32:21.700 to like 1.00

01:32:21.940 if I'm talking shit 1.00

01:32:22.620 to like black people 1.00

01:32:23.340 which are Nephilim 0.96

01:32:24.060 in the street

01:32:25.080 and then I close my door

01:32:26.240 and I don't lock my door

01:32:27.420 that's what it's like

01:32:28.800 Top you're schizo enough 1.00

01:32:30.260 I honestly would advise

01:32:32.300 against a mushroom chip

01:32:33.180 it would freak you out

01:32:33.980 yeah probably

01:32:34.180 what about me

01:32:35.660 oh boy

01:32:37.200 I think

01:32:37.920 honestly you'd probably 1.00

01:32:39.200 kill yourself 0.98

01:32:39.700 but like if you don't 1.00

01:32:40.700 it would make your life

01:32:41.380 a lot better

01:32:41.760 I think it would be

01:32:43.240 I think it would be

01:32:44.560 find the meaning of life

01:32:45.720 or something

01:32:46.160 no no no

01:32:46.820 because no

01:32:47.280 here's the thing

01:32:47.800 I think you already know

01:32:48.920 what you need to do

01:32:50.560 I think the mushroom

01:32:51.540 would be a breakthrough

01:32:53.300 yes

01:32:53.700 yeah

01:32:54.240 I really

01:32:54.760 I honestly think Toad

01:32:56.080 yeah you could get a lot

01:32:57.340 out of some ayahuasca

01:32:58.380 or some shrimps

01:32:59.120 you'd learn how to come

01:33:00.120 from a beach

01:33:00.740 but no for real

01:33:02.820 you would

01:33:03.240 because I do think

01:33:03.920 like in some ways

01:33:04.960 I think shrimps

01:33:05.600 are really just a therapy

01:33:06.580 session with yourself

01:33:07.420 because you get like

01:33:08.040 in your mind

01:33:08.700 so if you do have 1.00

01:33:09.760 dark shit going on 0.99

01:33:10.680 that time 0.99

01:33:11.160 or stuff deep down

01:33:12.200 in there

01:33:12.580 and the recess

01:33:13.240 of your mind

01:33:13.660 is dark

01:33:14.080 you may uncover that

01:33:15.640 but if you're in a good spot

01:33:17.040 a lot of times

01:33:17.620 it is just kind of like 0.99

01:33:18.360 you work through shit 0.99

01:33:19.120 you know 1.00

01:33:19.700 JC said

01:33:22.060 penthouse suite

01:33:22.840 $100,000 car

01:33:24.360 $400 Mike

01:33:25.340 someone good at economics

01:33:26.560 please fix my budget

01:33:27.500 my family is dying

01:33:28.720 I don't understand

01:33:31.880 how JC is funny

01:33:32.940 and also says hi

01:33:34.220 to everybody in the chat

01:33:35.260 there's like

01:33:35.700 what a conundrum

01:33:37.180 can you not be

01:33:38.060 hilarious and nice

01:33:39.140 at the same time

01:33:40.140 which one of the

01:33:40.700 Timcast people 1.00

01:33:41.380 do you think JC is

01:33:42.840 oh yeah

01:33:44.780 pretty good

01:33:45.520 JC's definitely

01:33:47.420 the toad looking 1.00

01:33:48.040 motherfucker 1.00

01:33:48.500 JC's got the 1.00

01:33:49.340 Ian Crossland energy

01:33:50.660 yeah it does right

01:33:51.960 I say like skinny

01:33:53.820 skinnier dude

01:33:54.820 kind of toll

01:33:55.480 I'd hope

01:33:56.020 I'd hope

01:33:56.960 or like super fat

01:33:58.500 500 pounds

01:33:59.360 just sits there 1.00

01:34:00.000 on fucking YouTube 1.00

01:34:00.700 all day 1.00

01:34:01.660 JC why don't you

01:34:02.700 send us a picture

01:34:03.240 of yourself

01:34:03.700 just like from the

01:34:04.460 neck down

01:34:04.840 if you don't want

01:34:05.240 to show your face

01:34:05.920 I'd love to 0.51

01:34:07.040 just the neck down 1.00

01:34:08.240 completely butt ass 1.00

01:34:10.380 naked 1.00

01:34:10.840 send a dick pic 1.00

01:34:12.580 to Tug 0.99

01:34:12.960 submit the cocktail

01:34:15.040 over

01:34:15.460 are we done

01:34:15.900 with the mailbag

01:34:16.860 no we only read one

01:34:18.420 I think we read two

01:34:19.960 we read one

01:34:21.680 whatever

01:34:22.960 mail monkey

01:34:24.040 sent us a screenshot

01:34:25.900 of a tweet

01:34:26.400 from Jackson Hinkle

01:34:27.460 he is pointing out

01:34:28.540 that Netanyahu's son

01:34:30.260 appears to be

01:34:31.140 I guess doing

01:34:31.720 shrooms with Clint

01:34:32.660 in a Miami penthouse

01:34:34.840 he's asking

01:34:36.220 now it looks like me

01:34:36.800 when he's gonna meet him

01:34:38.060 what is

01:34:39.580 what

01:34:40.000 meeting up

01:34:41.260 he might even be

01:34:41.920 really

01:34:42.180 oh okay

01:34:42.820 oh yeah

01:34:43.620 imagine doing shrooms

01:34:44.400 and then throwing on

01:34:44.980 a VR headset

01:34:45.640 that would be 0.99

01:34:46.140 fucking 0.99

01:34:46.480 oh my god 1.00

01:34:47.960 jeez

01:34:48.960 Clint you definitely

01:34:50.100 need to find this guy

01:34:51.080 and you definitely

01:34:51.620 need to hang out

01:34:52.220 with him

01:34:52.660 Clint when you see

01:34:53.500 $5,000 a month

01:34:54.660 Miami apartment

01:34:55.480 what do you think

01:34:56.140 is that like

01:34:56.600 high or low

01:34:57.260 that's actually

01:34:58.660 that's actually

01:34:59.200 like pretty

01:34:59.940 pretty minimal

01:35:01.700 why are we

01:35:03.100 seeing a free

01:35:03.920 a thousand

01:35:04.160 he's pointing out

01:35:04.940 that we have a thousand

01:35:05.680 we're up over a thousand

01:35:07.940 why do we have a thousand

01:35:08.840 viewers

01:35:09.180 this is crazy

01:35:09.760 it's like

01:35:10.060 last week

01:35:10.500 we had like

01:35:11.040 a hundred and thirty

01:35:12.020 it's those twitter views

01:35:14.000 I don't know if I trust them

01:35:15.180 I don't trust them at all

01:35:16.060 they're like rumble views

01:35:17.240 yeah

01:35:17.900 I think they're worse

01:35:18.540 than rumble views

01:35:19.260 negative views

01:35:21.200 it's taken away

01:35:23.120 I mean we're around

01:35:24.240 like I think 150

01:35:25.160 on YouTube

01:35:25.700 and probably about

01:35:26.680 the same on rumble

01:35:27.380 so hey

01:35:27.720 my place is 3600

01:35:29.220 to give you scale

01:35:30.440 so 5000 is

01:35:32.260 you know

01:35:32.940 nothing

01:35:33.680 so you're like

01:35:34.300 lower class

01:35:35.180 is what you're working with

01:35:36.380 he's like

01:35:37.460 upper middle

01:35:38.560 is what we're talking

01:35:39.280 about with them

01:35:39.800 okay got it

01:35:41.020 yeah

01:35:41.220 because this is obviously

01:35:42.720 you know

01:35:43.560 this is blue collar

01:35:44.440 he's working class

01:35:47.420 this is a working class

01:35:50.000 condo

01:35:50.400 you think I wouldn't be

01:35:51.080 living in a nicer condo

01:35:52.620 if I could afford

01:35:54.280 like a mic stand

01:35:55.000 for instance

01:35:55.620 yeah

01:35:56.380 it checks out

01:35:57.360 makes sense

01:35:57.840 there's no way

01:35:58.440 you'd live like that

01:35:59.180 if you could afford

01:36:00.180 not to

01:36:00.620 you think I wouldn't have

01:36:01.680 clean mugs

01:36:02.580 if I wasn't

01:36:03.560 Clint's about to write a book

01:36:04.320 you should write a book

01:36:05.380 call it Mein Kampf

01:36:06.740 let people know

01:36:08.540 you just struggle

01:36:11.920 was that a real tweet

01:36:12.740 from Olbermann today

01:36:13.540 where he said

01:36:14.040 I've read

01:36:14.580 I've read Mein Kampf

01:36:16.020 hundreds of times

01:36:17.320 no that was

01:36:18.000 no it has to be

01:36:18.800 it's probably Dennis

01:36:19.880 Dennis

01:36:20.540 Dennis has been running 0.99

01:36:21.640 a fucking while 1.00

01:36:22.680 dude he got fucking Elon 0.99

01:36:24.200 but he's getting Dennis 0.99

01:36:25.260 by that one

01:36:25.940 yeah

01:36:26.520 do you remember

01:36:27.660 that Jose got

01:36:29.260 irrationally mad

01:36:30.840 that I don't remember

01:36:31.700 even what that was over

01:36:32.560 but I definitely

01:36:33.180 was in the wrong there

01:36:34.060 yeah you

01:36:34.820 you got

01:36:36.000 I didn't understand

01:36:36.620 what Dennis was

01:36:37.540 irrationally mad

01:36:38.960 that Dennis made

01:36:40.160 a fake Jose account

01:36:41.800 I think this was like

01:36:42.840 around the time

01:36:43.620 we were dealing with 0.99

01:36:44.340 that fucking 1.00

01:36:44.960 Ashley shit 1.00

01:36:46.000 or whatever the fuck 1.00

01:36:46.740 and so I was like 0.99

01:36:47.900 I was like

01:36:49.120 already on edge

01:36:50.520 of like 1.00

01:36:50.920 everyone fuck with me 0.99

01:36:51.820 and I think I just 1.00

01:36:52.580 didn't understand

01:36:53.320 the phenomenon of Dennis

01:36:54.260 and I was

01:36:54.840 I was trying to

01:36:55.480 I was in a group chat

01:36:56.700 with him

01:36:57.000 and I was like

01:36:57.600 Jose

01:36:58.040 you're freaking out

01:36:59.120 and I'm like 1.00

01:36:59.440 fuck that 1.00

01:36:59.840 I go hard 1.00

01:37:00.760 I'm gonna take him out 1.00

01:37:03.360 I kill anybody 1.00

01:37:04.680 Dennis is like 1.00

01:37:06.020 a hundred people too

01:37:07.120 like

01:37:07.320 one man cannot pull off

01:37:09.380 what Dennis

01:37:09.920 I freaked out

01:37:10.780 I freaked out

01:37:11.620 on one of the guys

01:37:13.000 one of the guys

01:37:13.640 we had on the show

01:37:14.360 for Nephilim Death Guard

01:37:15.120 the one that told us

01:37:15.820 about like

01:37:16.300 seeing the entities 0.80

01:37:17.000 and shit 0.95

01:37:17.380 like one day 1.00

01:37:18.260 I just woke up

01:37:18.880 and I like

01:37:19.200 I had this inclination

01:37:20.020 I was like 0.99

01:37:20.260 I think he's fucking Dennis 0.99

01:37:21.060 and I actually texted him 0.99

01:37:22.320 I'm like 1.00

01:37:22.560 are you fucking Dennis 1.00

01:37:23.840 and he was like 1.00

01:37:24.800 question mark

01:37:25.360 question mark

01:37:25.880 and I was like

01:37:26.160 are you Dennis

01:37:26.860 and he's like

01:37:27.940 I don't know what you mean

01:37:28.540 are you okay

01:37:28.940 and then I never answered him

01:37:30.240 and he responded

01:37:31.920 and he was like

01:37:32.520 yo we cool

01:37:33.180 and I'm just like

01:37:34.560 oh god

01:37:36.000 I don't know

01:37:36.620 you should do

01:37:37.300 mushrooms bro

01:37:38.040 mushrooms would be bad for you

01:37:40.480 yeah that sounds really

01:37:41.360 like

01:37:41.620 just going off on your

01:37:43.600 that is schizo behavior 1.00

01:37:44.820 I'll make this promise

01:37:45.860 to you guys

01:37:46.280 if we start doing

01:37:47.100 100,000 viewers

01:37:48.280 every episode

01:37:49.320 not live

01:37:49.900 but just aggregate

01:37:51.180 I will write

01:37:52.700 I'll buy a mic stand

01:37:53.480 I will write

01:37:54.240 Mind Comfy

01:37:54.880 I will write

01:37:56.180 Mind Comfy

01:37:57.900 Mind Comfy is actually

01:37:59.200 pretty great

01:37:59.620 I like that

01:38:01.040 shout out to JC

01:38:01.740 for the idea

01:38:02.340 yo dude

01:38:02.940 okay so

01:38:03.460 here you go

01:38:03.960 you get a sponsor

01:38:04.620 by MyPillow

01:38:05.440 and you got

01:38:06.320 Mind Comfy

01:38:07.140 dude 0.84

01:38:07.700 colon rich pimp

01:38:09.440 poor pimp 0.93

01:38:10.180 there you go 0.91

01:38:10.860 yo actually 1.00

01:38:12.960 yo fuck it Clint 0.99

01:38:14.120 I'm serious 1.00

01:38:14.660 if you want to do this

01:38:16.400 let's start branding pillows

01:38:17.920 Mind Comfy pillows

01:38:19.740 Mind Comfy pillows

01:38:22.420 yes 0.99

01:38:22.880 holy shit 0.99

01:38:23.620 Luke's in the chat 0.98

01:38:24.440 what's up Luke

01:38:25.520 there's no way

01:38:26.260 that that's Luke

01:38:26.760 it's Dennis again

01:38:27.360 everyone's Dennis

01:38:28.060 everything is Dennis

01:38:28.800 by the way

01:38:29.620 Luke still wouldn't

01:38:30.800 confirm or deny

01:38:31.540 it was him

01:38:32.000 but it seemed like

01:38:33.140 it was him

01:38:33.620 so I don't know 0.99

01:38:34.980 it's I'm fucking 0.98

01:38:36.160 I'm being 1.00

01:38:36.680 mind fucked 0.99

01:38:37.800 we so sorry 0.99

01:38:39.580 but clearly

01:38:42.800 clearly Steph

01:38:43.600 was watching

01:38:44.660 and it seemed like

01:38:45.360 Luke had context

01:38:46.240 by which he could

01:38:46.860 discuss it with her

01:38:47.600 but then he was like

01:38:48.640 he pretended like

01:38:49.540 it wasn't him

01:38:50.360 Dennis is broke in reality

01:38:51.580 you know what

01:38:52.920 Josie's never actually

01:38:53.980 watched this show

01:38:54.680 just so you guys know

01:38:55.620 it's Dennis

01:38:56.140 the entire time

01:38:57.160 it's just Dennis

01:38:58.200 yeah everybody

01:38:58.880 the entire audience

01:39:00.180 is just Dennis

01:39:00.860 these thousand people

01:39:01.740 on Twitter

01:39:02.160 amazing

01:39:03.200 all the 700 people

01:39:04.460 on Twitter right now

01:39:05.700 all that one comment

01:39:06.760 the I hate toad

01:39:08.780 Dennis

01:39:09.120 the blood pillow

01:39:10.040 Dennis

01:39:10.540 everyone that's like

01:39:11.820 some sort of thing

01:39:12.580 based off of Tower Gang

01:39:13.480 is Dennis

01:39:14.040 although it is confusing

01:39:15.440 on Twitter

01:39:15.940 when I look at it

01:39:16.680 and I see the videos

01:39:17.560 like I click on it

01:39:18.260 to watch it

01:39:18.740 it's live

01:39:19.280 but I don't know

01:39:19.740 how to comment

01:39:20.300 I guess you can do that

01:39:21.560 on the computer

01:39:22.400 or something

01:39:22.740 but from the phone

01:39:23.460 it won't let you do it

01:39:24.280 oh okay that makes sense

01:39:25.180 I was wondering

01:39:25.720 why it wasn't

01:39:26.660 watching his Dennis

01:39:28.140 the I'm Spartacus

01:39:28.880 thing is going on

01:39:29.780 I think this guy's Dennis

01:39:31.040 I think Leach is Dennis

01:39:32.560 he said it in there

01:39:34.160 he said I am Dennis

01:39:35.180 he's one of the Dennis's 0.98

01:39:36.380 I think I've seen him

01:39:37.080 Dennis Post before

01:39:38.020 I swear I've seen

01:39:38.820 that count Dennis Post

01:39:39.680 but then some people

01:39:40.660 take on the mantle

01:39:41.580 of Dennis for periods

01:39:42.700 of time

01:39:43.200 and then aren't

01:39:43.740 back to normal

01:39:44.380 so I'm like

01:39:44.700 were you Dennis ever

01:39:46.100 like I don't know

01:39:47.200 Dennis is like

01:39:48.800 the Batman

01:39:49.280 you know

01:39:50.000 it's just kind of

01:39:50.580 anyone can be Batman

01:39:53.820 all you need to be

01:39:55.000 is someone who can

01:39:55.620 leverage their million dollars

01:39:56.800 just like me

01:39:57.820 what's up guys

01:40:01.500 Dennis here

01:40:02.200 no so

01:40:03.700 some 1.00

01:40:03.980 like fucking Dennis 0.99

01:40:04.880 DM'd me the other day 0.99

01:40:05.900 and he showed me

01:40:06.820 the Elon Musk

01:40:07.460 and he said

01:40:07.840 he's like man

01:40:08.800 a couple years ago 1.00

01:40:09.560 I was just showing my dick 0.99

01:40:10.520 remember that 1.00

01:40:11.160 and I was like

01:40:11.660 I do remember that Dennis

01:40:12.740 I forgot about that

01:40:26.280 cocktail competition

01:40:28.200 right there from Dennis

01:40:29.240 why'd you say that

01:40:30.560 what

01:40:31.960 explain yourself 1.00

01:40:32.360 why'd you say a big white dick 1.00

01:40:33.540 why'd you say that 1.00

01:40:34.160 look at this shit 1.00

01:40:36.660 I'm telling you 1.00

01:40:38.140 I'm just describing

01:40:39.240 what I saw 0.99

01:40:39.720 she's fucking 1.00

01:40:40.260 everybody 1.00

01:40:40.820 it's

01:40:41.780 it's scrummed

01:40:42.700 it actually is

01:40:43.440 by now

01:40:44.060 it's kind of crazy

01:40:44.840 because it's

01:40:45.320 it's internet history

01:40:46.260 like it should have

01:40:47.320 its own like

01:40:48.220 know your meme

01:40:49.220 like page

01:40:50.400 the sad part is

01:40:51.080 they keep banning them

01:40:51.980 it's like 1.00

01:40:52.360 none of you motherfuckers 1.00

01:40:53.260 get it 1.00

01:40:53.580 like this is so great

01:40:54.420 for your platform

01:40:55.200 you're having somebody

01:40:56.300 basically like

01:40:57.140 like nut check

01:40:58.360 your entire

01:40:59.440 all your user base

01:41:00.560 and it's good

01:41:01.460 you should be

01:41:01.920 proliferating Dennis

01:41:03.060 so that way people

01:41:04.220 it's also the easiest thing

01:41:05.440 it's his profile

01:41:06.800 you tend to take

01:41:07.460 one second

01:41:08.140 before you're like

01:41:08.820 am I gonna unload

01:41:09.640 on someone

01:41:10.240 check their

01:41:10.720 check their profile

01:41:11.260 and like you should do

01:41:12.380 that instinctively anyways

01:41:13.460 he has made us

01:41:14.700 so much more

01:41:15.480 internet savvy

01:41:16.120 yeah

01:41:16.880 like he's made

01:41:18.260 all of us

01:41:18.660 so much more

01:41:19.060 internet savvy

01:41:19.640 just by having me around

01:41:20.540 like if he had never existed

01:41:22.300 I may not have checked

01:41:23.340 and you know how many times

01:41:23.960 this come in clutch

01:41:24.740 I'd be like

01:41:25.120 let's check out

01:41:26.100 my adversary

01:41:26.660 before starting this fight

01:41:27.900 and like

01:41:28.580 you know

01:41:28.940 if you say that

01:41:29.500 you're like

01:41:29.740 okay

01:41:30.540 pounded a twink

01:41:32.040 or six million

01:41:32.960 oh you got me again

01:41:34.600 I check a profile

01:41:35.760 before I reply

01:41:36.580 to basically anything

01:41:37.400 at this point

01:41:38.000 exactly

01:41:38.540 anything could be Dennis

01:41:40.300 at any point 0.99

01:41:41.320 it's fucking 0.99

01:41:42.080 Dennis might be 0.99

01:41:43.960 in the room with me

01:41:44.620 right now

01:41:45.180 I don't like this

01:41:48.160 I actually wanted

01:41:49.000 to pull this up

01:41:49.560 I know we had 0.99

01:41:50.260 we had a fuck 0.99

01:41:50.860 another one to do 0.99

01:41:51.480 but this one

01:41:52.040 this is really

01:41:52.860 gang rape survivor

01:41:54.940 in India 0.88

01:41:55.940 gang raped again 0.90

01:41:57.000 while in police protection 0.98

01:41:58.440 do we have

01:41:59.340 do we have

01:41:59.980 the first part

01:42:00.640 of this too

01:42:01.060 I mean

01:42:01.680 first off

01:42:02.380 can we just

01:42:02.740 talk about

01:42:03.100 how attractive

01:42:03.620 she is

01:42:04.080 and like

01:42:04.500 can they really

01:42:05.240 be held to account

01:42:06.040 for

01:42:06.380 no

01:42:07.300 because I

01:42:08.080 don't believe

01:42:08.840 she's very attractive

01:42:09.820 I think

01:42:10.600 Indian men

01:42:12.560 will literally 1.00

01:42:12.920 just fuck anything 0.99

01:42:13.840 but then it's 1.00

01:42:15.060 kind of like

01:42:15.420 who cares

01:42:15.980 like when it's

01:42:16.620 a victim

01:42:17.040 that's not pretty

01:42:17.700 no one really

01:42:18.320 like gets

01:42:18.800 worked up

01:42:19.140 because

01:42:19.400 I don't know

01:42:19.920 if you saw

01:42:20.320 there was a couple

01:42:20.960 other

01:42:21.260 there was some

01:42:22.000 other like

01:42:22.480 super viral

01:42:23.280 tweets

01:42:23.680 going out

01:42:24.520 about how

01:42:25.080 people were

01:42:25.500 saying

01:42:25.700 don't go to

01:42:26.360 India

01:42:26.640 because you

01:42:27.360 will get 1.00

01:42:27.800 raped 1.00

01:42:28.140 there was

01:42:28.560 that picture

01:42:29.280 of that

01:42:29.720 the two

01:42:30.200 police officers

01:42:30.980 in charge

01:42:31.520 of protecting

01:42:32.120 the woman 0.98

01:42:32.600 were eating

01:42:33.300 dinner

01:42:33.840 when it happened

01:42:35.020 and I can just

01:42:35.820 imagine them

01:42:36.280 on the floor

01:42:36.860 eating just

01:42:37.420 their street 0.99

01:42:38.140 shitting food 0.99

01:42:38.840 and just 1.00

01:42:39.320 fucking 1.00

01:42:39.760 slap it into 1.00

01:42:41.100 you're with

01:42:43.920 your significant

01:42:45.120 other 1.00

01:42:45.580 gang raped 0.78

01:42:46.680 by seven 0.97

01:42:47.160 random 1.00

01:42:47.580 fucking 1.00

01:42:48.220 hajibs 1.00

01:42:48.980 and then

01:42:52.560 you go to

01:42:53.480 the police

01:42:54.760 station

01:42:55.140 to report

01:42:55.700 it

01:42:55.860 and you get 1.00

01:42:56.220 raped by the 1.00

01:42:56.640 cops

01:42:56.840 at what

01:42:57.720 point

01:42:58.140 do you

01:42:58.520 say

01:42:58.900 she might 0.99

01:43:00.340 be asking

01:43:00.700 for it

01:43:01.720 yeah

01:43:01.980 she is

01:43:03.880 the common

01:43:04.320 denominator

01:43:04.780 here

01:43:05.120 thank you

01:43:06.340 she got 1.00

01:43:06.740 raped by 0.99

01:43:07.060 nine 0.59

01:43:07.420 different

01:43:08.180 people

01:43:08.560 if you 0.99

01:43:09.080 got raped 1.00

01:43:09.500 by 109 0.99

01:43:10.420 countries

01:43:11.020 and she

01:43:11.660 is it

01:43:11.920 you

01:43:12.120 and we're

01:43:12.720 not going

01:43:13.060 to question

01:43:13.440 what she

01:43:13.800 was wearing

01:43:14.260 or anything

01:43:14.820 yeah

01:43:15.360 this is the

01:43:15.900 one I was

01:43:16.120 talking about

01:43:16.460 with the

01:43:16.860 couple

01:43:17.540 sexually assaulted

01:43:18.360 over a thousand

01:43:19.060 times

01:43:19.580 you know

01:43:20.120 we probably

01:43:24.160 don't have to

01:43:28.440 watch the video

01:43:29.000 because they're

01:43:29.400 speaking 1.00

01:43:29.700 shit in a language 1.00

01:43:30.860 scroll to the 1.00

01:43:31.420 picture of her

01:43:32.040 in the tent

01:43:33.180 just don't

01:43:34.040 we don't need

01:43:34.380 to play it

01:43:34.880 just scroll

01:43:35.300 just scroll

01:43:35.860 it's hard to

01:43:38.200 see if she's

01:43:38.700 like hot or not

01:43:39.440 because she's so

01:43:40.100 beat up

01:43:40.500 in the video

01:43:41.440 itself

01:43:41.900 scroll to the

01:43:42.600 right

01:43:42.780 I think there's

01:43:43.540 there's a picture

01:43:44.260 of her

01:43:44.700 in this tent 1.00

01:43:45.640 in her fucking 1.00

01:43:46.480 cheese 1.00

01:43:46.700 the picture

01:43:47.500 of her

01:43:47.720 getting gang 0.99

01:43:48.260 rape 0.93

01:43:48.460 the video

01:43:50.480 here is post

01:43:51.260 rape 0.93

01:43:51.640 so she's not 0.95

01:43:52.160 looking to

01:43:52.560 scroll a video

01:43:53.220 post rape

01:43:54.420 that's the title 0.95

01:43:55.220 right there

01:43:55.660 post rape

01:43:56.440 maybe it's not 0.92

01:43:57.480 this video

01:43:57.900 it's not this

01:44:00.300 video apparently

01:44:00.860 my bad

01:44:01.360 oh god

01:44:02.560 what does she 0.78

01:44:03.900 look like

01:44:04.240 pre-rape 0.83

01:44:05.100 but then there

01:44:08.400 was like a ton

01:44:09.120 of people

01:44:09.360 commenting on

01:44:10.000 this going

01:44:10.480 like yeah

01:44:10.900 I went to

01:44:11.240 India

01:44:11.520 and it was

01:44:12.200 like the

01:44:12.620 worst place

01:44:13.220 I've ever

01:44:13.680 been

01:44:14.100 that's a

01:44:14.760 great question

01:44:15.380 that Toad 0.96

01:44:15.780 said what

01:44:16.140 does she

01:44:16.380 look like

01:44:16.700 pre-rape 0.83

01:44:17.920 right

01:44:18.140 yeah that's

01:44:19.100 what that's

01:44:19.680 the question

01:44:20.060 that we're

01:44:20.320 asking here

01:44:20.780 right

01:44:21.020 yeah

01:44:21.420 like that

01:44:23.020 like just

01:44:23.480 after sex

01:44:24.120 look

01:44:24.320 you know

01:44:24.620 you're like

01:44:25.040 I don't

01:44:25.360 want to see

01:44:25.740 my victim

01:44:26.200 she's got 0.62

01:44:26.520 that rape 1.00

01:44:27.100 after I 0.99

01:44:27.800 want to see

01:44:28.180 them the

01:44:28.500 day before

01:44:28.960 the rape

01:44:29.460 after 0.94

01:44:29.820 because

01:44:31.520 here's the

01:44:31.940 thing

01:44:32.160 because

01:44:32.520 apparently

01:44:32.960 she was

01:44:33.520 good enough

01:44:34.240 looking post-rape

01:44:35.360 that they were 0.98

01:44:35.840 able to rape 0.99

01:44:36.380 her again 1.00

01:44:36.920 so do

01:44:38.420 like pre-post-rape

01:44:40.680 so you're

01:44:41.860 telling me she

01:44:42.260 was just

01:44:42.600 so you're

01:44:43.440 telling me

01:44:43.760 you were

01:44:43.960 just sitting

01:44:44.340 there and

01:44:44.900 and doing

01:44:45.860 nothing

01:44:46.180 just

01:44:46.480 I want to

01:44:48.980 see Jesse

01:44:49.420 interview

01:44:50.420 them

01:44:50.900 so you

01:44:52.480 were just

01:44:52.740 sitting there

01:44:53.240 so you

01:44:54.320 telling me

01:44:54.880 that you

01:44:55.320 do

01:44:55.620 that's

01:44:57.320 amazing

01:44:57.780 doing

01:44:58.240 nothing

01:44:58.860 at all

01:44:59.740 right

01:45:00.020 just

01:45:00.980 being

01:45:01.760 totally

01:45:02.220 amicable

01:45:02.680 the funny

01:45:03.520 thing is

01:45:03.840 like if

01:45:04.400 you're

01:45:04.520 just

01:45:04.660 sitting

01:45:04.820 there

01:45:04.980 being

01:45:05.200 pretty

01:45:05.620 that

01:45:06.100 actually

01:45:06.400 would be

01:45:06.860 what you

01:45:07.520 want to get 1.00

01:45:07.860 raped for 1.00

01:45:08.480 just being

01:45:09.140 someone being

01:45:10.160 pretty as a

01:45:10.860 woman 0.99

01:45:11.260 how pretty

01:45:13.520 were you

01:45:13.860 being

01:45:14.180 at any

01:45:18.200 time did

01:45:18.700 you try to

01:45:19.100 close your

01:45:19.500 legs or

01:45:20.080 anything

01:45:20.480 or just

01:45:21.160 did you

01:45:21.540 just let

01:45:21.900 it happen

01:45:22.460 I mean

01:45:24.660 at some

01:45:25.000 point it's

01:45:25.420 on you

01:45:25.700 did you say

01:45:26.060 no or

01:45:26.600 did your

01:45:27.680 eyes say

01:45:28.140 yes

01:45:28.460 I mean

01:45:28.820 what were

01:45:29.300 your eyes

01:45:29.740 saying

01:45:30.000 though

01:45:30.240 why

01:45:30.560 why

01:45:30.860 why was

01:45:31.820 your husband

01:45:32.220 not there

01:45:32.660 I'm not

01:45:33.020 married

01:45:33.300 are you 1.00

01:45:34.260 a whore 1.00

01:45:35.140 amazing 1.00

01:45:37.480 holy shit 0.99

01:45:39.100 I want to 0.99

01:45:39.920 see him talk

01:45:40.380 about that

01:45:41.060 right there

01:45:41.500 because I

01:45:41.800 me too

01:45:42.260 let's

01:45:43.540 just do it

01:45:44.080 ourselves 1.00

01:45:44.360 fuck it 1.00

01:45:45.300 yeah we 1.00

01:45:48.060 kind of

01:45:48.360 just did

01:45:48.880 yeah I think

01:45:49.480 we just did

01:45:50.000 that's what I'm

01:45:50.420 saying we

01:45:50.720 don't need him

01:45:51.160 we don't need

01:45:51.720 just

01:45:51.900 you ready to

01:45:52.540 deuce out of

01:45:53.000 here we're

01:45:53.340 about hour

01:45:54.220 45

01:45:54.580 we're ready

01:45:57.500 to wrap it

01:45:57.900 I think

01:45:58.120 Tyler said

01:45:58.560 he had

01:45:58.780 something cool

01:45:59.220 for us

01:45:59.700 oh yeah

01:46:00.420 I've already

01:46:02.420 seen this

01:46:02.800 part and

01:46:03.680 especially being

01:46:04.320 a Jew

01:46:04.680 you a Jew 0.92

01:46:05.280 right

01:46:05.620 love that

01:46:08.560 so much

01:46:09.180 yeah

01:46:09.580 malice is a

01:46:10.600 real one

01:46:10.940 for that

01:46:11.240 one

01:46:11.500 just cutting

01:46:12.260 it right

01:46:12.560 there

01:46:12.800 perfect

01:46:13.260 now we're

01:46:18.160 gonna end it

01:46:18.440 on that

01:46:19.300 thank you guys

01:46:20.140 so much for

01:46:20.520 tuning in to

01:46:21.020 Tower Gang

01:46:21.460 it's been

01:46:21.960 it's been

01:46:22.360 real

01:46:22.640 I don't know

01:46:23.020 why a thousand

01:46:23.580 humans watched

01:46:24.360 this I hope

01:46:25.080 it's it's a

01:46:25.760 quarter of that

01:46:26.380 next week

01:46:26.920 Wednesday 9-11

01:46:28.340 we'll see you

01:46:28.920 then hugs and 1.00

01:46:29.800 kisses bitches 1.00

01:46:30.300 we out 0.99

01:46:30.720 see you later

01:46:32.360 oh freak of the

01:46:33.160 week

01:46:33.260 I don't know

01:46:39.580 what the

01:46:39.780 fleek of the

01:46:40.180 week is but

01:46:40.800 before look

01:46:41.820 this is the

01:46:42.580 problem I have

01:46:43.120 my boys I

01:46:44.200 start this

01:46:44.620 talking towers

01:46:45.300 and they just

01:46:46.120 leave so

01:46:46.880 fleek is someone

01:46:47.920 in the telegram

01:46:49.760 they'll find out

01:46:50.860 later

01:46:51.120 okay we'll find

01:46:52.260 out later

01:46:52.620 we'll probably

01:46:53.020 announce that

01:46:53.340 next week

01:46:53.760 we talked

01:46:55.300 about this

01:46:55.720 they're going

01:46:55.980 to sand

01:46:56.240 triple

01:46:56.460 look so

01:46:56.960 I what I

01:46:57.460 did is I

01:46:57.900 compiled a

01:46:58.740 video for

01:46:59.840 everybody it's

01:47:00.480 the the

01:47:01.040 Tower Gang

01:47:02.000 guys all

01:47:03.120 together enjoy

01:47:04.820 some guys

01:47:07.540 this slump

01:47:10.700 continues

01:47:11.360 you gotta pay

01:47:12.380 all right we're

01:47:13.060 not we're done

01:47:13.640 giving you people 1.00

01:47:14.300 shit for free 1.00

01:47:15.020 I'm tired of it 1.00

01:47:15.880 you don't deserve

01:47:16.600 it

01:47:16.860 you see in the

01:47:18.400 old days they

01:47:19.480 used to just

01:47:19.940 shoot people

01:47:20.520 last week Tyler 0.98

01:47:21.760 Yankee which is

01:47:22.620 our producer and

01:47:23.380 he straight up

01:47:23.980 pulled basically

01:47:24.760 up like goatsy

01:47:25.760 because like we

01:47:26.540 were talking about

01:47:27.240 something with

01:47:27.880 buttholes pulls up

01:47:29.060 Google images of

01:47:29.920 dudes just spreading 0.99

01:47:30.840 their ass cheeks 1.00

01:47:31.540 the real whack-a-doodle 0.99

01:47:33.960 and I was we're like

01:47:35.020 what the dude this is

01:47:36.160 on YouTube I'm talking

01:47:37.660 for a split second

01:47:38.980 on YouTube and I

01:47:39.740 don't think we got

01:47:40.100 pulled 1.00

01:47:40.360 gay butt sex is fine 1.00

01:47:42.800 American patriotism is 1.00

01:47:43.940 not

01:47:44.280 I fingered my

01:47:47.200 I fingered my 1.00

01:47:48.320 butthole you 1.00

01:47:48.960 fingered it yeah

01:47:49.620 for what though

01:47:50.240 and it's in a

01:47:51.000 video to her and

01:47:51.880 this is becoming

01:47:52.400 more and more

01:47:52.940 frequent so I

01:47:54.280 would set the

01:47:54.800 phone on the

01:47:55.680 bottom of the

01:47:56.140 tub and then I

01:47:58.040 would do so like I

01:47:58.980 said I met my wife

01:48:00.040 through Snapchat

01:48:00.760 talking about the

01:48:02.220 tunnels the tunnels 0.99

01:48:03.440 in my butthole 0.97

01:48:05.600 guys know what I'm 0.90

01:48:06.600 talking about go

01:48:07.540 check it out

01:48:07.980 we'll put yesterday's

01:48:11.680 horribleness behind

01:48:13.100 us gotta get back

01:48:14.700 on track dude I

01:48:16.180 I am a niche

01:48:18.120 internet micro

01:48:18.920 celebrity is

01:48:19.680 you're just like

01:48:20.260 kind of a sad 1.00

01:48:20.880 pathetic he was 0.98

01:48:22.240 the one that got 1.00

01:48:22.820 kind of pushed to

01:48:23.500 the front of because

01:48:24.060 I remember this like

01:48:24.960 now that you're

01:48:25.400 mentioning it oh

01:48:26.220 and two last night 1.00

01:48:27.380 as this shit 1.00

01:48:28.260 continues can do 1.00

01:48:30.060 like you could do

01:48:30.700 anything that you

01:48:31.740 put your mind to

01:48:32.360 so women are 1.00

01:48:33.060 bitches and hoes 1.00

01:48:33.740 and treat women 1.00

01:48:34.800 like shit and just 1.00

01:48:35.480 bang everyone and 1.00

01:48:36.300 it's like don't get

01:48:36.820 married don't love 1.00

01:48:37.960 your kids just that

01:48:38.960 was a master class

01:48:40.580 in America

01:48:42.340 propaganda a

01:48:43.460 master class and

01:48:45.060 let's break it all

01:48:46.160 down real real

01:48:47.100 fast this is

01:48:48.180 becoming so far

01:48:50.260 beyond absurd it's

01:48:51.460 like not even

01:48:51.940 reality at this

01:48:52.900 point god bless you

01:48:54.560 for doing whatever

01:48:56.180 you can man uh

01:48:57.480 it just this is

01:48:59.200 really this is

01:49:00.620 really where like

01:49:01.240 kindness starts to

01:49:02.480 run afoul of I

01:49:04.040 don't know

01:49:04.240 practicality oh

01:49:05.760 man no it's good

01:49:06.980 it's it's just a

01:49:07.840 homeless person

01:49:08.620 and with that we

01:49:09.660 are out

01:49:10.000 it's the tower 0.98

01:49:11.680 power hour slut 1.00

01:49:12.960 tower power hour 1.00

01:49:14.140 bitch no way jose 1.00

01:49:15.580 liberty lockdown 0.99

01:49:17.040 to the tower power 1.00

01:49:18.300 bitch 1.00

01:49:19.080 read 1.00

01:49:20.300 cole

01:49:22.960 top lobster

01:49:24.960 and toad

01:49:26.020 tower gang

01:49:27.280 tower gang

01:49:27.800 tower gang

01:49:28.280 tower gang

01:49:28.860 tower gang

01:49:29.820 tower gang

01:49:30.320 tower gang

01:49:30.820 liberty lock

01:49:31.620 is truth

01:49:32.120 same with lobster

01:49:33.760 cole and jose

01:49:34.840 Nate

01:49:36.140 toad and he said

01:49:37.520 thank you to the

01:49:38.720 tower power

01:49:39.580 ourylon

01:49:42.060 tower gang

01:49:43.120 tower gang

01:49:43.720 tower gang

01:49:44.060 tower gang

01:49:45.100 tower gang

01:49:45.460 tower gang

01:49:46.000 tower gang

01:49:46.660 tower gang

01:49:47.540 tower gang

01:49:48.120 tower gang

01:49:48.520 tower gang

01:49:49.080 they speak courage you

01:49:50.560 fed more than rogan you fed

01:49:51.660 you spent

01:49:52.480 truth bomb whether

01:49:53.600 tim packages hotel

01:49:54.660 No disrespect, more offensive than L-O-S, no disrespect. 0.97

01:50:11.980 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all it... 0.92

01:50:15.360 I mean, I... 0.96

01:50:19.720 I mean, I...

01:50:21.160 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - March 08, 2024

Ep 167 - Mein Comfy

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