Tower Gang - Ep 166

00:00:00.000 Everybody get muted.

00:00:27.720 Welcome to Tower Gang, bitches.

00:00:30.000 Welcome to Tower Gang, Affairs.

00:00:44.200 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:00:52.140 Tchau, tchau.

00:00:54.980 if she had nudes that leaked i'd leave the show right now and go look at them

00:01:04.620 scripture tells us that chick is a human milk truck

00:01:09.140 and i found out that tower gang trolled and took over the whole

00:01:22.360 live stream and it turned into a shit show talking about blow and prostitutes

00:01:27.860 very racist oh boy what's up mama heavies mama heavies in the chat oh no

00:01:51.120 it's today's her birthday happy birthday mama heavies

00:01:54.940 got another year on them hangers oh my god

00:02:01.120 with the drum getting you slumped i'm off in the trunk and getting a pump you get what you want

00:02:06.380 i'm leaving you strong you don't want to see me go and get the tech you catching a wreck i'm all in

00:02:11.960 your chest i'm off at your neck i'm down for the set and we is the best my nigga

00:02:15.980 like there's been moments in my life it's like i just want to just grab and just like squeeze

00:02:20.160 until you're gurgling like

00:02:21.340 that sounds like holocaust denial i mean yeah i mean but it's yes i don't know what to tell you

00:02:32.860 you have a ground smoking ass niggas can't catch

00:02:51.460 it's power gang wednesday motherfuckers

00:03:00.220 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick

00:03:08.440 into toads and mussy

00:03:10.660 you want to kill me or you want to give me a boner i don't know

00:03:14.720 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny

00:03:17.760 woe is me i'm retarded

00:03:20.440 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they

00:03:24.340 the three of you had a threesome of some kind

00:03:28.440 i was watching it and jerking off

00:03:31.440 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8

00:03:39.500 lewis you're like a brother to me

00:03:43.000 donald trump come on tower gang

00:03:44.760 tower gang is the most offensive podcast

00:03:47.640 bat dave fuck you man

00:03:49.600 it's not what this show is about

00:03:56.500 this shit is retarded

00:03:57.700 welcome everybody to the tower gang

00:04:02.620 this is claude russell speaking

00:04:04.080 i'm so glad that you tuned in once again

00:04:06.080 it's wednesday 9 11

00:04:07.640 and we're joined as always by top lobster

00:04:09.840 the progenitor of toplobster.com

00:04:11.980 he's also the co-host of

00:04:14.080 we also have no way jose

00:04:16.560 the host of jose galison

00:04:17.960 uh he's the host of jose galison

00:04:19.960 and his show is no way jose

00:04:21.380 and then we have we have cole

00:04:23.520 he's he's very very very very jacked

00:04:26.120 and his wife doesn't give good blowjobs

00:04:27.740 and then we have toad who is also suicidal

00:04:30.420 but he does a show where he's very suicidal

00:04:32.460 and i'm glad that you tuned in

00:04:33.720 thank you

00:04:34.500 cole you're muted again

00:04:36.060 i don't know why you keep muting yourself

00:04:37.460 is uh is elizabeth like like

00:04:39.640 fucking with you over there

00:04:40.980 no sorry i muted myself

00:04:42.440 because i was during the uh

00:04:44.500 thing of clint just staring at the

00:04:46.260 the camera for like fucking five minutes

00:04:48.640 before the show

00:04:49.400 i had to mute myself because i was laughing my ass off

00:04:52.360 you guys may not know this but he does this

00:04:54.460 before every episode he literally like

00:04:56.260 have you ever seen was it parks and rec

00:04:58.260 with the one guy who's like a

00:04:59.220 like the fucking politician

00:05:00.480 who's just like sitting there

00:05:01.560 that's what he does before every show

00:05:03.140 he just sits there

00:05:04.060 and then once it goes live

00:05:05.600 then he's like

00:05:06.120 yeah

00:05:07.040 he has to repair himself

00:05:08.380 he's closing his asshole

00:05:09.400 welcome to the title talk

00:05:09.940 i'm so glad that you're back

00:05:11.920 he's like joe biden

00:05:13.260 that's why he's sleepy clint

00:05:14.460 he's just asleep right up until showtime

00:05:16.480 then we like inject him with a bunch of

00:05:18.020 like

00:05:18.300 dude i wish

00:05:19.060 i wish i was asleep right before showtime

00:05:21.460 that face made me like lose so much respect for you

00:05:24.540 just you doing it

00:05:25.920 did you know that

00:05:26.980 yeah no i get it

00:05:28.100 that's totally fair

00:05:29.360 yeah

00:05:30.920 yeah

00:05:31.920 i didn't like that

00:05:32.700 no it's fine

00:05:33.480 i get it

00:05:34.600 god how about those

00:05:36.260 do that edit was fucking that intro

00:05:37.820 i was that was fire dude

00:05:39.180 that was absolutely

00:05:40.040 dude

00:05:40.260 the great thing about laney though is that she

00:05:42.460 he

00:05:43.040 what god every fucking time

00:05:44.640 it's a he

00:05:45.040 i don't i can't

00:05:46.460 it looks like a girl

00:05:47.580 but you know

00:05:48.720 he looks like a girl you bigot

00:05:53.320 yeah whatever

00:05:53.800 it's a real thing

00:05:54.900 because because me and david talk about

00:05:56.720 him her

00:05:57.860 and i always say like her

00:06:00.040 and i feel like i respect you for doing it

00:06:02.300 but he's like

00:06:03.080 no

00:06:03.760 he doesn't like

00:06:04.480 i don't fucking know man

00:06:06.100 i'm so

00:06:06.800 it's very challenging

00:06:07.740 what i was trying to say was that

00:06:09.600 makes my dick do backflips

00:06:11.220 you know what i'm saying

00:06:11.680 he she's like

00:06:13.040 turning me on to a lot of different type of music

00:06:15.260 that i've never heard before

00:06:16.140 flip that wait a second

00:06:16.880 he she is turning me on

00:06:18.720 hell yeah

00:06:20.000 hell yeah cole

00:06:21.700 yeah

00:06:22.120 your dick be doing backflips bro

00:06:23.960 laney is a dude

00:06:25.280 but he's like fuckable

00:06:26.520 you're gay bro

00:06:28.840 no he was

00:06:30.280 i mean he's

00:06:30.880 he's hot

00:06:31.520 he's kind of hot

00:06:33.000 i want him to submit to coctober

00:06:35.440 oh you are gay

00:06:36.120 next year

00:06:36.920 oh i bet

00:06:37.960 i bet it's a

00:06:39.100 packing

00:06:39.880 packing 100%

00:06:41.600 not a chance

00:06:42.260 asian

00:06:42.660 not a chance

00:06:43.420 he said his dick is a little bit

00:06:45.560 shriveled from the uh

00:06:46.620 from the estrogen

00:06:47.380 yeah he's part

00:06:48.900 oh he's taking estrogen

00:06:50.000 not currently

00:06:50.960 i think he said it in the past

00:06:51.960 he's part asian

00:06:52.720 part tranny

00:06:53.620 and

00:06:54.240 it's so

00:06:55.080 it's so weird

00:06:55.800 because it's like

00:06:56.420 it went from being a jack dude

00:06:58.020 like a jack like

00:06:59.220 bruce lee ass

00:07:00.440 motherfucker

00:07:00.820 to being some sort of like

00:07:02.280 fucking

00:07:02.660 mbop

00:07:03.380 you know what i'm saying

00:07:04.460 i'm about to pull up the picture

00:07:05.800 and just be like

00:07:06.840 tell me

00:07:07.500 oh what

00:07:08.800 this one's

00:07:09.400 this one's kind of

00:07:10.540 the dick

00:07:11.440 it's like

00:07:11.900 it's laney

00:07:13.300 just in your dm

00:07:14.400 just sending you dick pics

00:07:15.400 and you're just like

00:07:15.940 i'll show you guys

00:07:17.200 is this

00:07:18.320 is this

00:07:18.960 lane

00:07:19.200 that's not laney right

00:07:20.660 that's laney's girlfriend

00:07:21.880 that's crazy

00:07:23.640 because i'm like

00:07:24.720 laney

00:07:25.660 laney is that hot

00:07:27.200 it has a type

00:07:27.940 and it's himself

00:07:28.660 laney laney is becoming his girlfriend

00:07:30.700 there we go

00:07:31.680 dude that's really his girl

00:07:33.080 he's dating himself

00:07:34.160 that's insane

00:07:34.960 i just said that

00:07:36.580 fuck

00:07:37.020 laney

00:07:38.620 can you confirm or deny

00:07:39.900 any of this shit

00:07:40.820 i was just awestruck

00:07:42.000 laney are you attempting

00:07:42.860 to become your girlfriend

00:07:43.900 would

00:07:45.760 if you saw them in

00:07:46.680 if you saw them irl

00:07:47.540 would you think

00:07:48.220 they're just

00:07:48.540 what if

00:07:49.040 what if

00:07:49.360 what if his fucking master plan

00:07:50.800 is to kill his girlfriend

00:07:51.880 and take her id

00:07:52.620 and become her

00:07:53.560 dope

00:07:54.360 what if he

00:07:54.920 he's probably already done that

00:07:56.280 like i don't

00:07:57.340 yeah

00:07:57.620 laney

00:07:58.120 she's probably been dead

00:07:59.180 for fucking months

00:08:00.340 he's

00:08:01.080 he's just

00:08:01.560 he's not even just a trainer

00:08:02.400 he's actually cross-dressing

00:08:03.700 the entire time too

00:08:04.520 he just

00:08:04.940 he just wears all her clothes

00:08:06.200 he just goes out as her

00:08:07.420 and then comes back

00:08:08.100 and then makes all these edits

00:08:08.880 for us

00:08:09.240 dude i bet her fucking name

00:08:10.500 is laney have a mock

00:08:11.700 yeah

00:08:12.200 he just completely

00:08:13.800 took her identity

00:08:14.660 god

00:08:15.740 laney you're a real piece of shit

00:08:17.580 great intro

00:08:18.360 great intro work though

00:08:19.580 it's two weeks in a row

00:08:20.540 that we're shitting on

00:08:21.380 our biggest fan

00:08:22.620 the only person

00:08:24.460 that makes this show go

00:08:25.520 we're like

00:08:25.840 you know

00:08:26.080 let's fucking dunk

00:08:27.400 on this fucking tranny

00:08:28.840 well he said his girlfriend's half black

00:08:31.920 so what if she is actually

00:08:33.260 the identity thief

00:08:34.460 trying to steal his identity

00:08:35.980 no

00:08:36.640 don't try

00:08:37.120 don't try to flip it

00:08:38.120 is that the joke

00:08:38.840 yeah

00:08:39.660 because black people are thieves

00:08:40.960 that is the joke

00:08:42.160 we just had another incident

00:08:43.140 with the fabuloso

00:08:44.540 with the black people

00:08:45.400 they're like boiling it again

00:08:47.240 I feel like we run

00:08:48.580 we run this in cycles

00:08:49.840 it started with fabuloso

00:08:51.520 then we figured out

00:08:52.380 the chicken washing

00:08:53.100 then it went to the beep

00:08:54.460 and it might have been something else

00:08:55.920 and then it just goes back around

00:08:57.160 we're back at their boiling fabuloso again

00:09:00.020 really

00:09:00.540 what if black people's

00:09:02.380 like average IQ

00:09:03.360 is actually like above average

00:09:05.560 but they ingest

00:09:07.160 washed chicken

00:09:08.480 and they boil fabuloso

00:09:09.940 and the fumes fuck them up

00:09:11.180 and then they don't get a good night's sleep

00:09:12.320 because of the

00:09:12.960 the beeps

00:09:14.260 I mean like

00:09:15.040 no

00:09:15.640 I'll disapprove you

00:09:17.240 in one easy point

00:09:17.940 like chicken

00:09:18.980 fabuloso

00:09:20.080 and electricity

00:09:21.160 has not made it to Africa

00:09:22.060 and they're still retarded over there

00:09:23.320 so

00:09:23.620 this girl Maya says

00:09:25.800 to my real grown bitch

00:09:27.140 which is not the fake ones

00:09:28.360 yeah

00:09:28.800 y'all still do this

00:09:30.240 or is it just me

00:09:31.120 and then people are like

00:09:32.600 girl throw some pine soul in there

00:09:34.240 and these are like

00:09:34.880 real black people

00:09:35.800 like

00:09:36.600 you were lying about the pine soul

00:09:39.380 I thought you were just joking

00:09:40.560 Clint forgot one part of the equation

00:09:42.440 where they won't know

00:09:43.460 about the fumes either

00:09:44.300 because they can't hear the beep

00:09:45.560 it all

00:09:47.020 it's all coming together

00:09:48.180 okay

00:09:49.180 all right

00:09:50.160 I figured it out

00:09:50.900 I was suspicious of that one

00:09:52.720 but okay

00:09:53.180 at least it like segwayed

00:09:54.380 it wasn't funny

00:09:54.980 but like you did say something

00:09:56.880 so okay

00:09:57.640 yeah

00:09:57.980 he said something

00:09:58.920 do we have to analyze

00:10:00.060 every single thing that I say

00:10:01.660 would you rather

00:10:02.360 it's half the show

00:10:03.800 yeah

00:10:04.120 would you rather have

00:10:05.200 like you have to

00:10:06.320 boil fabuloso

00:10:07.300 in your house

00:10:08.180 every day

00:10:08.740 to make it smell good

00:10:09.620 or

00:10:10.320 you have to

00:10:11.380 at least like

00:10:12.260 so your house is always

00:10:13.720 smelling like that

00:10:14.500 and it's always boiling

00:10:15.400 like there's always under your stove

00:10:16.580 it's boiling

00:10:16.900 or

00:10:17.360 every day you walk outside

00:10:18.740 and someone has self-immolated

00:10:20.000 and you have to smell that

00:10:20.940 but it's not like

00:10:21.940 it's just like

00:10:22.560 maybe like

00:10:23.780 for like an hour a day

00:10:24.960 you go outside

00:10:25.380 and it smells like burning flesh

00:10:26.560 you have to watch the guy burn too

00:10:27.800 he's gonna say free palestine

00:10:28.760 the entire time

00:10:29.460 it probably smells like pork

00:10:30.500 right

00:10:30.740 you think

00:10:31.040 I was looking at that guy

00:10:32.180 like what is a redhead

00:10:33.500 like kind of like

00:10:34.420 you know

00:10:35.320 a little fatty

00:10:36.000 what does he smell like

00:10:37.340 chicken or

00:10:38.380 probably closer to pork

00:10:39.420 I'd say

00:10:39.840 I don't know

00:10:40.540 I mean if you skinned him first

00:10:41.980 it'd probably smell good

00:10:43.060 but like that

00:10:43.880 it's gonna be burnt hair

00:10:44.700 it'd just smell like shit

00:10:45.460 you know

00:10:45.720 he was pretty thin right

00:10:46.900 so it's gotta be some leaner meat

00:10:48.600 I'm so disturbed by how quickly

00:10:51.080 Jose was thinking about this

00:10:52.540 like on a really deep level

00:10:53.820 I think he smelled like a wax

00:10:55.780 I would say

00:10:56.520 you skin him

00:10:56.960 and then you take

00:10:57.420 fully clothed with hair

00:10:58.600 like come on

00:10:59.660 it's gonna smell like skin

00:11:00.380 you get some nice crispy skin

00:11:01.760 because you put that

00:11:02.500 you put it in the fryer

00:11:03.400 you get crispy skin

00:11:04.140 and you get all the meat

00:11:05.080 it's great

00:11:05.580 or at least pluck the hair

00:11:07.560 you know

00:11:08.120 yeah you have to pluck the hair out

00:11:09.200 pluck the hair

00:11:09.680 pull off the clothes

00:11:10.360 put them on a

00:11:11.100 burnt hair smells terrible

00:11:12.400 you gotta shave them with the dough

00:11:13.800 before you burn them alive

00:11:15.140 which would you

00:11:15.640 I guess we're doing fucking the dough

00:11:17.920 N-A-D-E-A-U

00:11:20.200 shavecoat.com

00:11:21.380 if you're interested in self-immolating

00:11:23.320 you do not want to do that

00:11:24.980 with your full mane of hair

00:11:27.180 you're gonna have to get rid of that hair

00:11:28.900 and the easiest way to do it

00:11:30.960 in fact you can get a 15% discount

00:11:32.800 before you go and self-immolate

00:11:34.140 in front of the Israeli embassy

00:11:35.300 by using promo code

00:11:36.840 I don't know

00:11:37.640 gang

00:11:38.000 tower gang

00:11:38.620 it doesn't really matter

00:11:39.500 it's veteran owned

00:11:40.200 it's family operated

00:11:41.180 it's a stainless steel

00:11:42.180 single razor

00:11:42.900 you know what

00:11:44.400 you know what hurts

00:11:45.040 you know what hurts

00:11:45.960 more than third degree burns

00:11:47.360 razor burn

00:11:48.600 alright

00:11:48.960 you know how you're not gonna get razor burned

00:11:51.620 the dough shave club

00:11:52.580 that was definitely misinformation

00:11:54.460 we're gonna lose our channel

00:11:56.060 just for that

00:11:56.560 guys go out there

00:11:57.300 and support this company

00:11:58.800 because he's like

00:12:00.160 he's against

00:12:01.220 it is

00:12:02.260 so he calls it big shave

00:12:03.380 right

00:12:03.680 but really

00:12:04.520 what we know that it is

00:12:06.340 is just the Jews

00:12:07.020 he's against the Jews

00:12:09.020 with his fucking

00:12:09.780 so he has a single blade razor

00:12:11.020 he thinks he's gonna make it

00:12:12.020 against the fucking Jews

00:12:12.860 but like

00:12:13.500 go out there

00:12:14.140 and buy his shit man

00:12:14.940 because he's one of us

00:12:15.940 yeah

00:12:16.360 he believes it

00:12:17.760 long time sponsor

00:12:18.740 of Liberty Lockdown

00:12:19.660 as well as Tower Gang

00:12:20.420 God bless

00:12:20.740 can we show the self-immolation

00:12:22.100 video at all

00:12:23.060 or is it immediately

00:12:24.180 I mean we showed

00:12:25.260 dick and asshole

00:12:26.180 last week

00:12:26.780 everything we do

00:12:28.220 is against

00:12:28.780 it is so

00:12:29.900 so I did

00:12:31.100 a 5 to Midnight podcast

00:12:32.480 on Monday

00:12:33.100 and they like

00:12:34.120 they like got like a strike

00:12:35.280 because they showed

00:12:36.060 like a clip from the Patriot

00:12:37.340 and I was like

00:12:37.960 we showed straight up

00:12:39.020 gay being asshole

00:12:40.840 on our show last week

00:12:42.440 nothing

00:12:43.400 we deleted it

00:12:44.520 didn't we

00:12:44.900 it's on Rumble still

00:12:46.300 though

00:12:46.460 that's the wild thing

00:12:47.280 yeah

00:12:47.700 that's some information

00:12:49.940 that's not needed

00:12:50.560 Clint

00:12:50.800 don't think about that

00:12:51.740 like I never gave them

00:12:52.700 that information

00:12:53.020 to them

00:12:54.000 it's still up right now

00:12:55.000 gaping asshole

00:12:55.660 right on our show

00:12:56.400 but no

00:12:57.180 I was like

00:12:57.940 it was just so funny

00:12:58.560 that it came on

00:12:59.320 and it's just

00:13:00.040 I think that it shows

00:13:00.700 how gay like YouTube is

00:13:02.000 like how much they're

00:13:02.580 pushing the DEI

00:13:03.680 you know

00:13:04.060 I found out

00:13:04.940 I found out

00:13:05.460 that my co-hosts

00:13:06.220 of the best political show

00:13:07.100 were indeed

00:13:07.960 watching that episode

00:13:09.420 and Steph

00:13:10.640 not for real

00:13:12.180 Steph has brought it up

00:13:14.060 every single episode

00:13:15.300 since

00:13:16.060 and she's just like

00:13:17.220 she's like

00:13:17.960 every time you plug the show

00:13:19.320 you tell us not to watch

00:13:20.460 and I thought that you were joking

00:13:21.960 but you're right

00:13:22.740 we shouldn't

00:13:23.600 and I was like

00:13:24.220 uh-huh

00:13:24.600 I warned you

00:13:26.180 that's the best

00:13:27.220 uh like

00:13:27.880 uh

00:13:28.480 compliment we can get

00:13:29.620 is to

00:13:30.020 what did he mean by that

00:13:33.920 did she like it

00:13:35.440 because she seems like

00:13:36.040 the kind of girl

00:13:36.540 that's around for the abuse

00:13:37.860 no

00:13:38.340 she didn't like that

00:13:39.120 she hated it

00:13:40.180 she hated it

00:13:41.020 god

00:13:42.440 that's so amazing

00:13:43.700 she was like

00:13:44.100 this is

00:13:44.520 this is low

00:13:45.480 low vibrational shit

00:13:46.560 I was like

00:13:46.960 you're right

00:13:47.420 no

00:13:48.280 this is not low

00:13:49.720 crystal girl

00:13:50.340 yeah

00:13:50.980 she's one of them

00:13:52.280 but you're so high

00:13:53.460 vibrational

00:13:54.020 it like circles back around

00:13:55.400 that's what

00:13:55.840 yeah this is not

00:13:56.540 yeah this is not

00:13:57.120 low vibration shit

00:13:58.120 this is the shit

00:13:58.760 like because

00:13:59.240 they don't want you

00:13:59.760 it actually vibrates

00:14:00.840 on a level that like

00:14:01.700 normies can't understand

00:14:03.120 exactly

00:14:04.080 yeah

00:14:04.660 it's a weird

00:14:05.860 why are you motherfuckers

00:14:07.400 talking about vibrations now

00:14:08.680 that's where we're at

00:14:09.560 in 2024

00:14:10.460 it's just like

00:14:11.300 now everyone's

00:14:12.060 oh

00:14:12.180 that's where we're at

00:14:13.140 you're the fucking

00:14:13.880 you're the fucking vibration dude

00:14:15.520 we talk about

00:14:16.300 all we do

00:14:17.140 all we do

00:14:17.760 is talk about

00:14:18.300 motherfucking

00:14:18.800 Nephilim

00:14:19.520 they came down

00:14:20.420 they fucking

00:14:21.520 try to repopulate the earth

00:14:22.700 by like

00:14:23.280 these are fallen angels

00:14:24.440 top

00:14:24.720 they came down

00:14:25.240 they fucking had sex

00:14:26.120 with human beings

00:14:26.800 we never talk about that

00:14:27.480 on this show

00:14:28.080 yeah we do

00:14:28.680 that's all we talk about

00:14:29.800 we talk about that

00:14:30.440 we talk about vibration

00:14:31.520 we talk about fucking

00:14:32.560 we can levitate

00:14:33.500 if we vibrate right

00:14:34.440 we can levitate

00:14:35.120 you don't even know

00:14:35.940 these guys

00:14:37.820 I just don't

00:14:38.380 I like how they went from

00:14:39.360 like laughing in my face

00:14:41.080 about it

00:14:41.480 to now you're just

00:14:42.180 bringing it up casually

00:14:43.180 no no no

00:14:43.780 no no

00:14:44.560 we're bringing it up

00:14:45.280 because we're stealing

00:14:46.080 your whole shtick

00:14:47.100 this is our shit now

00:14:48.480 why are you stealing

00:14:49.840 I watched Rife's episode

00:14:51.100 on a triple A show

00:14:52.200 and I'm kind of convinced now

00:14:53.420 I think I need a Rife machine

00:14:54.520 so just saying

00:14:55.700 yo I

00:14:56.120 Rife is actually called

00:14:57.140 a Rife machine

00:14:57.880 Rife is sending me two

00:14:58.960 right now

00:14:59.560 dude I have like

00:15:00.560 I have like three

00:15:01.300 what the fuck

00:15:02.160 you need two for

00:15:03.140 yo so I can vibrate

00:15:04.460 like a motherfucking man

00:15:05.600 Rife should be sponsored

00:15:08.220 you just want to be vibing

00:15:09.040 oh you want to vibrate

00:15:09.860 one time

00:15:10.440 when you can vibrate

00:15:11.100 twice you pussy

00:15:12.040 you put it right

00:15:12.880 you put it right

00:15:13.480 under your bed

00:15:13.980 we're going to give you

00:15:15.460 the best ad read

00:15:16.360 you could ever get

00:15:17.320 you put it right

00:15:18.340 you put it right

00:15:19.080 under your bed

00:15:19.720 like you put one

00:15:20.340 right under your bed

00:15:20.840 and it just vibrates

00:15:21.540 the entire bed

00:15:22.420 fuck you buddy

00:15:22.460 and then you can

00:15:24.660 finally make your wife come

00:15:25.940 dude if you

00:15:28.160 if you vibrate

00:15:28.980 twice

00:15:29.620 like you might actually

00:15:30.740 get off from head

00:15:31.320 there are frequencies

00:15:32.580 that you could play

00:15:33.280 for like sexual stimulation

00:15:34.820 and I wonder

00:15:35.860 I haven't done it

00:15:36.720 but I'm like

00:15:37.180 if I do this

00:15:37.920 and then I do that

00:15:38.920 what would happen

00:15:40.060 oh is it kind of like

00:15:41.060 remember that whole

00:15:41.860 Mythbusters thing

00:15:42.460 on the brown note

00:15:43.280 can you do that

00:15:43.960 it's called the white note

00:15:44.960 yeah

00:15:45.480 it's like vibrate

00:15:47.540 once you're fine

00:15:48.440 vibrate twice

00:15:49.340 it's okay

00:15:49.860 vibrate it three times

00:15:51.120 you're shitting yourself again

00:15:52.020 that's I think

00:15:52.540 yeah that makes sense

00:15:53.200 yeah

00:15:53.460 but like if you vibrate

00:15:54.940 four times

00:15:55.520 the shit flies back

00:15:56.320 into your asshole

00:15:56.860 it just goes like

00:15:58.360 but it's a good vibration

00:16:03.320 those vibrating hotel beds

00:16:04.600 we're on the wrong frequency

00:16:06.000 like these

00:16:06.700 it's the right frequency

00:16:08.040 that we need

00:16:08.660 what kind of shit

00:16:09.780 are you going to put

00:16:10.260 like what do you

00:16:11.040 what do you think

00:16:11.780 you're going to put it to

00:16:12.560 what are your ailments

00:16:13.440 Clint

00:16:13.740 something like

00:16:14.820 can't notice watermelons

00:16:15.820 on the wall

00:16:16.140 crippling anxiety

00:16:16.780 you know

00:16:17.640 yeah play the toad music

00:16:18.800 while he goes

00:16:19.320 is that it

00:16:20.660 just anxiety

00:16:21.320 okay

00:16:21.900 he's like

00:16:22.720 I'm fucking awesome

00:16:23.340 it's just one thing

00:16:24.300 yeah

00:16:24.560 I was just using the toad

00:16:25.580 having like a list

00:16:26.440 he's like

00:16:26.680 hey toad

00:16:26.980 what are your crippling things

00:16:27.920 it's just like a list

00:16:28.740 that's actually a good idea

00:16:29.580 toad

00:16:30.000 if you had a rife machine

00:16:31.460 what would you set the frequency

00:16:33.020 because you can choose a sequence

00:16:34.660 depending on your ailment

00:16:36.500 and then you can

00:16:37.040 wait really

00:16:37.340 yeah that's how it's connected

00:16:38.760 to an app

00:16:39.320 he would complain to us

00:16:40.780 that he couldn't decide

00:16:41.760 what frequency to put it to

00:16:42.900 that's the kind of nigga

00:16:43.860 yeah he would

00:16:44.340 yeah

00:16:44.600 he would actually

00:16:45.640 he could have figured it out

00:16:46.420 he sent it to the wrong frequency

00:16:47.680 and it'd make him worse somehow

00:16:48.740 he would actually come out

00:16:49.740 like he would be

00:16:50.480 he's actually sending me something

00:16:53.140 which he might be sending me a rife machine

00:16:54.920 he said he's sending me something

00:16:55.940 I don't know what it is

00:16:57.100 what he's sending me is hilarious

00:16:58.520 you know what it is

00:17:00.360 toad give us your 10 top 10 ailments

00:17:02.400 toad's top 10 ailments

00:17:03.560 is autism an ailment

00:17:04.640 could the vibrations cure toad's autism

00:17:08.120 autism is definitely up there

00:17:10.000 music

00:17:10.940 whatever you would call the aftermath of a stroke

00:17:15.260 is probably up there

00:17:16.220 brain damage I guess

00:17:17.380 yeah

00:17:20.020 yeah that's

00:17:21.000 that should probably be on the list

00:17:22.720 yeah

00:17:22.940 is there a brain damage frequency

00:17:24.100 let me look

00:17:24.600 let me see

00:17:25.340 it's like

00:17:26.680 holy shit there is a stroke frequency

00:17:29.060 that's crazy

00:17:29.860 obesity

00:17:30.660 high blood pressure

00:17:31.900 gambling addiction

00:17:33.420 wait you have high blood pressure too

00:17:34.920 yeah

00:17:35.760 it's like everything else

00:17:38.340 and God's like

00:17:39.000 fuck you

00:17:40.040 that was the start of it

00:17:42.480 he's like high cholesterol

00:17:43.840 so what did you say

00:17:44.960 brain damage

00:17:45.700 small penis

00:17:47.060 what else is there

00:17:48.440 can a rifle machine fix your penis size

00:17:52.820 can you add

00:17:53.720 brain injury

00:17:55.300 yeah there's a thing

00:17:56.100 there's not a fucking thing for brain injury

00:17:58.160 there's a thing for crippling depression

00:18:00.480 crippling

00:18:02.060 is there a thing for non crippling depression

00:18:04.040 just I'm a little sad right now

00:18:05.720 I don't need to get hit with like crazy amount of vibration

00:18:09.260 I don't have depression

00:18:09.960 I just got the bums

00:18:10.980 there is a thing

00:18:13.080 I'm a little blue right now

00:18:14.120 that's about it

00:18:14.640 it's called tower gang

00:18:16.460 that's the thing

00:18:17.220 a functionally bicuspid aortic valve

00:18:20.520 can we fix that somehow

00:18:21.740 what the fuck's that mean dude

00:18:22.880 yeah

00:18:23.080 you're just making words up

00:18:23.880 what did he say

00:18:24.200 oh baldness

00:18:25.540 I didn't think about that

00:18:26.300 now you said baldness

00:18:27.300 that's another one

00:18:28.060 I have a congenital heart defect

00:18:29.740 yeah baldness is also

00:18:30.880 virginity

00:18:31.400 that is an ongoing ailment you have

00:18:33.400 congenital

00:18:34.220 I thought you said you never had sex

00:18:35.700 well virginity

00:18:36.980 I could just shove it up my ass

00:18:38.460 and I would fix that problem

00:18:39.620 oh my god

00:18:40.860 dude I had this thought

00:18:42.380 while I was at the gym

00:18:43.620 a couple days ago

00:18:44.340 a rice machine butt plug

00:18:45.540 I was thinking to myself

00:18:47.920 I was like

00:18:48.580 do you have one of those

00:18:49.680 yo this is real shit

00:18:50.580 this is real shit toad

00:18:51.640 I want you to really

00:18:52.340 I want you to really marinate on this

00:18:54.180 I don't know if we've said this before

00:18:56.140 I don't think we have

00:18:56.820 the only

00:18:57.680 the only pussy that your dick's ever touched

00:18:59.680 is your mom's

00:19:01.920 while you're sliding out

00:19:03.740 it's just like

00:19:04.380 you just dragged along it

00:19:05.820 that's nasty

00:19:07.480 how you feel about that bruh

00:19:09.120 not great

00:19:11.080 technically that's all of

00:19:12.040 not all of us is the only pussy

00:19:13.360 but we've definitely

00:19:14.120 touched our mom's pussy

00:19:15.100 with your penis

00:19:16.660 with our dick

00:19:17.640 how did you know I feel

00:19:18.620 what's wrong with you

00:19:19.820 but like

00:19:21.000 we all went out

00:19:21.920 and we did other things

00:19:22.940 with other pussies

00:19:23.540 you've only

00:19:24.440 you've only

00:19:25.240 dicked down

00:19:26.040 one bitch

00:19:26.860 and it's your mother

00:19:27.500 I didn't just

00:19:30.140 dick it down man

00:19:30.960 my whole body

00:19:31.580 was in that thing

00:19:32.480 my whole body

00:19:34.340 was in that thing

00:19:35.200 yo you threw

00:19:37.780 your fucking

00:19:38.360 back out

00:19:39.020 getting in that bitch

00:19:39.780 you know what I'm saying

00:19:40.320 you fisted that motherfucker

00:19:41.700 you fisted her

00:19:42.600 you threw your whole head

00:19:44.300 up in that bitch

00:19:44.940 what's up mom

00:19:50.180 what's up

00:19:50.760 not only that

00:19:51.880 but right after I

00:19:52.540 exited the pussy

00:19:53.360 there was another dude

00:19:54.260 standing right there

00:19:54.900 and I pissed all over him

00:19:56.140 you know what actually

00:19:57.260 this makes you think about

00:19:58.680 because there are women

00:19:59.740 that like they say

00:20:00.580 they can

00:20:00.840 orgasm during birth

00:20:02.800 which makes it

00:20:03.980 so much worse

00:20:04.940 to think about now

00:20:05.680 you're orgasming

00:20:07.020 on top of your

00:20:07.920 probably the only time

00:20:09.640 your mom's ever come

00:20:10.780 was the only time

00:20:11.520 that you touched a pussy

00:20:12.540 my dad definitely

00:20:13.980 wouldn't be able to do it

00:20:14.900 she squirted you out

00:20:17.420 this old tower power hour

00:20:18.780 stuff

00:20:19.120 where you're going back

00:20:19.940 to like the unit of fuck

00:20:21.200 what is fuck

00:20:22.140 how do you know

00:20:23.060 if you fucked

00:20:23.920 he fucked his mom dog

00:20:25.260 yeah that's what I'm saying

00:20:26.480 like is it just like

00:20:27.680 if you just take your dick

00:20:29.220 and just go

00:20:29.740 on a pussy

00:20:31.000 is it fuck

00:20:31.720 because that's technically

00:20:32.420 what you're doing

00:20:33.020 with your mom

00:20:33.180 nah that's a good point

00:20:33.600 he didn't fuck his mom

00:20:35.400 no you can't

00:20:36.120 because if you're

00:20:37.620 he just had his dick in her

00:20:38.720 he didn't fuck his mom

00:20:43.280 he just had his dick in her

00:20:44.460 there has to be an entrance

00:20:44.560 there has to be an entrance

00:20:45.760 you can't just like

00:20:46.480 materialize all inside the pussy

00:20:48.560 that's not a unit of fuck

00:20:49.880 I think what makes a unit of fuck

00:20:51.880 is the guy coming

00:20:52.720 like no one cares

00:20:53.460 if the girl comes

00:20:54.140 and that's what constitutes

00:20:55.180 a single unit of fuck

00:20:56.280 who says I didn't come

00:20:57.100 on the way out

00:20:58.020 y'all are missing

00:20:58.840 y'all are missing the point

00:21:00.360 y'all are missing the point

00:21:01.920 it's not

00:21:02.320 it's not the

00:21:02.860 it's not whether or not

00:21:04.260 toad fucked his mother

00:21:05.780 sorry that's so funny

00:21:06.520 it's not whether or not

00:21:07.580 toad fucked his mom

00:21:08.300 it's that the closest

00:21:09.200 he's ever been to fucking

00:21:10.440 was with his own mother

00:21:11.460 yeah

00:21:12.640 yeah

00:21:12.940 no I feel like he's gotten

00:21:14.660 closer to pussy than that

00:21:15.680 pussy you haven't

00:21:16.520 well the second closest

00:21:17.440 was with you Cole

00:21:18.740 that's the closest

00:21:20.440 that's the second closest

00:21:21.700 there's no way

00:21:22.340 I feel like he's been within

00:21:23.280 there was that other time

00:21:24.080 that stripper

00:21:24.700 like tried to force me

00:21:25.540 to eat her out

00:21:26.080 and I was like

00:21:26.440 I'm not doing that

00:21:27.080 no that's different though

00:21:28.140 have you ever been closer

00:21:29.500 to sex

00:21:30.280 have you ever been

00:21:32.860 alone in a room

00:21:34.080 with a woman

00:21:34.560 that was into you

00:21:36.600 yes

00:21:37.760 you ever fucking

00:21:38.760 that's pretty close

00:21:39.520 that might be the closest

00:21:40.460 you ever play just a tip

00:21:41.720 with anyone other than

00:21:42.520 your mom

00:21:42.840 what happened then

00:21:43.980 toad

00:21:44.300 like did you go to

00:21:45.500 like I want to know

00:21:46.280 like did you go to

00:21:47.180 second base at least

00:21:48.160 how did this go

00:21:48.880 that has happened

00:21:50.760 yes

00:21:51.100 tell the story

00:21:52.300 you kissed a girl

00:21:52.900 you made out there

00:21:53.820 and you touched her titties

00:21:54.880 we know of a time

00:21:56.360 he got to second base

00:21:57.300 so that was the

00:21:58.400 yeah that's true

00:21:59.120 yeah yeah

00:21:59.880 he was sucking on tits

00:22:00.700 yeah

00:22:00.860 right after he pissed

00:22:01.680 on the floor

00:22:02.120 yeah

00:22:03.060 I didn't kiss her though

00:22:04.680 I just skipped right

00:22:05.380 to second base

00:22:06.120 he ran from home base

00:22:08.820 over the pitcher

00:22:09.660 to second base

00:22:10.880 he just

00:22:11.900 he ran to the

00:22:13.840 fucking home plate

00:22:14.940 instead of stepping out

00:22:15.680 just pissed over it

00:22:16.680 have you ever kissed a girl

00:22:18.200 toad

00:22:18.560 yes

00:22:19.400 dude I just run

00:22:20.720 I run right through

00:22:21.420 the pitcher

00:22:21.860 yeah just grab

00:22:23.020 second base

00:22:23.600 and then I just run

00:22:24.400 out into the outfield

00:22:25.300 and I'm done

00:22:25.640 do you see the natural

00:22:26.960 progression

00:22:27.360 no I have not

00:22:27.940 he's like the

00:22:28.620 Ricky Henderson of

00:22:29.600 Insuldom

00:22:30.160 you've never even put

00:22:31.700 whoa

00:22:32.100 that's correct

00:22:33.280 he's like the

00:22:35.500 Ricky Henderson of

00:22:36.480 Insuldom

00:22:36.860 he fucking just

00:22:37.520 picked up second base

00:22:38.300 and took it home

00:22:38.800 how close were you

00:22:42.080 to eating that

00:22:42.520 stripper's pussy

00:22:43.160 because that's disgusting

00:22:44.080 oh you did it

00:22:47.020 I mean she thrust

00:22:48.120 it pretty close

00:22:49.040 and she was

00:22:50.840 and she was like

00:22:51.580 bottomless

00:22:52.040 it was bottomless

00:22:52.600 did you just like

00:22:53.200 well she had like

00:22:54.800 a thong on it

00:22:55.580 she pulled it to the side

00:22:56.760 what state were you in

00:22:57.880 what state were you in

00:23:00.620 Rhode Island

00:23:02.120 a state of astonishment

00:23:03.740 yeah I was gonna say

00:23:04.620 I was trying to think

00:23:05.440 of a joke

00:23:05.860 a strip club

00:23:07.720 called the Foxy Lady

00:23:08.880 which no longer exists

00:23:10.140 because they're running

00:23:10.780 a prostitution ring

00:23:11.980 out of it

00:23:12.260 oh you don't say

00:23:12.880 hell yeah

00:23:13.620 I mean that's what

00:23:14.460 like every strip club is

00:23:15.620 I would assume

00:23:16.240 nope

00:23:16.880 hey enough

00:23:17.280 you're gonna get

00:23:17.640 some puss

00:23:18.120 no I've tried

00:23:19.020 I've tried in all 50 states

00:23:20.420 that was at a bachelor party

00:23:21.380 and one of the other dudes

00:23:22.580 who was at the bachelor party

00:23:23.600 came out from one of the

00:23:24.600 back rooms a little while

00:23:25.400 after that and was like

00:23:26.400 concerned they had

00:23:27.360 all these STDs

00:23:28.360 he's like dude

00:23:28.800 I just gave a stripper

00:23:29.740 a rim job

00:23:30.340 like I'm so fucked right now

00:23:31.740 he ate a stripper's asshole

00:23:33.960 yeah

00:23:34.360 what an animal

00:23:35.720 Clint have you

00:23:36.740 yeah

00:23:38.060 like spent a lot of money

00:23:39.080 at a strip club

00:23:39.580 no

00:23:40.660 okay

00:23:41.400 did you

00:23:42.660 you didn't lick it at all

00:23:43.620 I spent 10 bucks

00:23:44.020 at a strip club

00:23:44.580 she didn't fuck me

00:23:45.260 there's no prostitution

00:23:46.120 bullshit

00:23:47.900 I would say I don't know

00:23:49.200 where that thing has been

00:23:50.000 but I know enough

00:23:50.800 about where that thing has been

00:23:51.860 that I'm not doing that

00:23:53.200 how close was it

00:23:54.100 if you eat a stripper's pussy

00:23:55.380 you are a fucking idiot

00:23:56.760 like crazy crazy

00:23:58.120 would you rather eat a stripper's pussy

00:24:00.020 or a porn star's pussy

00:24:01.520 her pussy is like less than a foot away

00:24:03.340 from my face

00:24:03.940 probably a porn star's honestly

00:24:05.220 no

00:24:05.720 at least they get tested

00:24:06.480 I'd go stripper

00:24:07.240 no I'd probably go stripper

00:24:08.400 porn star gets tested

00:24:09.640 they make that shit look nice

00:24:11.060 they have

00:24:11.440 I feel like

00:24:12.000 I feel like porn stars have

00:24:13.720 have way more run through

00:24:15.780 than strippers are

00:24:17.040 yeah I know a stripper

00:24:17.920 probably

00:24:18.100 it's a much more dangerous

00:24:22.500 ran through though

00:24:23.340 for a stripper

00:24:23.940 yeah

00:24:24.840 but that's just as dangerous

00:24:26.580 as any other girl

00:24:27.520 you meet on the street

00:24:28.300 no that's not true

00:24:30.180 no

00:24:30.580 what

00:24:31.620 why

00:24:32.260 because not every girl

00:24:33.900 on the street

00:24:34.320 is doing what strippers do

00:24:35.480 dude

00:24:35.900 yeah they're just

00:24:36.360 dancing on a pole

00:24:37.500 like it's not necessarily

00:24:38.680 that they're just

00:24:39.220 getting fucked every night

00:24:40.440 dude it depends

00:24:41.080 they probably are

00:24:42.100 let's be real

00:24:42.700 do you understand

00:24:44.160 probabilities

00:24:45.300 I understand

00:24:46.980 yeah I understand

00:24:48.260 that like

00:24:48.660 whenever women

00:24:49.160 get off of work

00:24:49.740 they don't want to have sex

00:24:50.660 so it's not like

00:24:51.640 this is actually a good point

00:24:54.660 I actually know

00:24:55.360 I assume that was going on

00:24:56.900 I know multiple chicks

00:24:58.020 who were strippers

00:24:58.980 like one of them

00:24:59.960 I graduated high school with

00:25:01.080 she's a friend of mine

00:25:01.960 like would you

00:25:03.280 you know what's awesome

00:25:05.140 you've brought this stupid

00:25:06.260 you've brought this stupid

00:25:07.160 stripper bitch

00:25:07.720 that you went to high school

00:25:08.440 with up three times

00:25:09.400 and every time you say

00:25:10.240 that she's a friend of yours

00:25:11.140 it's such a fucking

00:25:12.240 weird flex

00:25:13.320 I'm not flexing

00:25:15.320 I'm just saying

00:25:15.820 yes you are

00:25:16.480 this is an example

00:25:17.500 because like

00:25:17.940 would you rather

00:25:18.340 you think you're flexing

00:25:19.140 or would you rather

00:25:20.180 fuck some like

00:25:21.560 random porn star

00:25:23.020 who you know

00:25:23.420 has fucked like 200 dudes

00:25:24.680 I'd rather fuck the porn star

00:25:26.200 hell no

00:25:27.380 no I'd rather

00:25:28.960 fuck that random bitch

00:25:30.160 from your high school

00:25:30.700 how about you just

00:25:32.180 fuck any of them

00:25:33.040 I don't care

00:25:33.660 like

00:25:33.920 yeah yeah

00:25:35.920 you should do that

00:25:36.540 instead of your mother

00:25:37.580 you weirdo

00:25:38.660 we've already established this

00:25:40.120 I skip the pussy

00:25:41.340 and I go right to second base

00:25:42.600 and I just run

00:25:43.320 like right onto the outfield

00:25:44.560 and then I'm done man

00:25:45.340 but that's actually

00:25:46.260 what you do

00:25:46.840 it's fucking

00:25:47.300 it's fascinating

00:25:48.340 I can see why that girl

00:25:49.780 found this low vibrational

00:25:51.100 like I don't know

00:25:52.100 if we were doing

00:25:52.940 this exact shit

00:25:53.940 last week

00:25:54.520 but yeah I was like

00:25:55.460 alright

00:25:55.740 we could have

00:25:56.520 five rife machines

00:25:57.980 running all in tandem

00:25:59.060 and this would still

00:25:59.940 be low vibrational

00:26:00.720 that's how low vibrational

00:26:01.580 this is

00:26:01.880 I don't even think

00:26:02.400 that's how it works

00:26:02.980 I don't think we're low vibrational

00:26:03.720 dude we'd be shitting

00:26:05.400 and fucking absorbing

00:26:06.500 our shit right back

00:26:07.220 into our rectum

00:26:07.840 Plissken knows what's up

00:26:11.200 he said in the thing

00:26:11.900 strippers are just lying hookers

00:26:13.180 that's totally true

00:26:14.040 so would you rather

00:26:14.680 fuck a hooker

00:26:15.280 or a porn star

00:26:16.000 they're just hookers

00:26:17.640 with like better PR

00:26:18.640 you know what's fascinating

00:26:19.680 about strippers

00:26:20.400 especially the strippers

00:26:21.600 in Vegas

00:26:22.000 they make a absolute

00:26:23.480 shit ton of money

00:26:24.760 and they are still

00:26:26.120 almost to a man

00:26:27.980 a woman

00:26:28.500 a hooker

00:26:29.760 that is a level of greed

00:26:32.000 that I can't really

00:26:33.380 wrap my mind around

00:26:34.100 they can make

00:26:34.480 $3,000 a night

00:26:35.660 and they'll still be like

00:26:36.800 but if you give me

00:26:37.720 an extra $1,500

00:26:38.660 I'll let this little

00:26:40.100 gremlin motherfucker

00:26:41.180 climb on top of me

00:26:42.160 like that is

00:26:42.880 that is depraved

00:26:44.500 no they took advantage

00:26:45.360 of me when I was out there

00:26:46.580 I would say

00:26:47.220 what

00:26:48.940 okay

00:26:50.140 I mean

00:26:50.620 I mean yeah

00:26:51.760 he was like

00:26:52.560 they kept showing me

00:26:53.620 their tits

00:26:54.120 and asking for money

00:26:54.980 and I had to keep

00:26:55.860 giving it to them

00:26:56.700 it's like yeah

00:26:57.140 that's their fucking job

00:26:58.280 dumbass

00:26:58.740 how dare they

00:26:59.900 like they don't

00:27:00.880 take advantage of you

00:27:01.900 well

00:27:03.560 well I didn't let it

00:27:06.120 get that far

00:27:06.720 but I

00:27:06.980 yes

00:27:07.900 strippers make

00:27:08.600 a lot of money

00:27:09.260 well strippers

00:27:10.020 in like Vegas

00:27:10.820 at like very nice

00:27:11.880 I'm talking

00:27:12.440 the top

00:27:13.320 it's like the top

00:27:14.240 like it's like

00:27:14.800 the day shift

00:27:15.620 yeah like

00:27:16.400 you're not

00:27:17.320 the ones that just

00:27:18.600 day shift

00:27:19.880 spearmint rhino

00:27:20.600 you will make

00:27:21.200 $3,000 a day

00:27:22.200 easy

00:27:22.600 yes

00:27:23.380 this is like

00:27:24.080 this is like

00:27:24.640 I'm talking

00:27:25.940 top shelf

00:27:26.940 yeah

00:27:27.160 this is the

00:27:27.940 Bentleys of strippers

00:27:28.840 day shift

00:27:29.820 as an example

00:27:30.420 of like somewhere else

00:27:31.640 where you make less

00:27:32.340 cause someone got $3,000

00:27:33.340 holy shit

00:27:33.820 I'm just saying

00:27:35.020 top shelf Vegas

00:27:36.100 you make crazy

00:27:37.500 crazy money

00:27:38.000 and they still

00:27:38.860 fuck for money

00:27:40.060 that is crazy

00:27:41.560 we're not talking

00:27:42.340 about like Jacksonville

00:27:43.620 like fucking strippers

00:27:45.000 that probably make

00:27:45.740 like $300 a night

00:27:47.180 Sapphire Vegas

00:27:47.700 every single

00:27:48.360 they have like

00:27:48.840 a hundred

00:27:49.360 like at least

00:27:50.160 a hundred chicks

00:27:50.820 there and all

00:27:51.380 of them are fucking

00:27:51.920 hot

00:27:52.260 it's crazy

00:27:52.920 I would assume

00:27:53.620 if you're making

00:27:54.100 that kind of money

00:27:54.800 though

00:27:55.080 they still probably

00:27:56.140 do put out

00:27:56.680 but they probably

00:27:57.440 have some sort

00:27:58.320 of like

00:27:58.740 they are

00:27:59.940 some guys

00:28:00.680 are like

00:28:00.920 yeah no

00:28:01.320 I'm not fucking

00:28:01.820 that dude

00:28:02.260 like I'll

00:28:02.700 yeah they're

00:28:03.020 probably selective

00:28:03.940 but still

00:28:04.720 yeah

00:28:05.040 still

00:28:06.560 you don't have to

00:28:08.280 you're one of the

00:28:10.120 hottest women

00:28:10.600 on the planet

00:28:11.180 you're making

00:28:11.700 you're making

00:28:12.140 fucking

00:28:12.460 30 grand a month

00:28:13.660 relax

00:28:14.640 to be honest

00:28:15.480 we should have

00:28:16.120 on a stripper

00:28:16.740 and just like

00:28:17.480 fucking grill her

00:28:18.660 on like

00:28:19.080 what are your

00:28:19.500 financials like

00:28:20.440 what do you

00:28:20.780 what do you do

00:28:22.180 we shouldn't

00:28:23.620 we shouldn't

00:28:24.000 like we shouldn't

00:28:24.660 shame her

00:28:25.240 or anything like

00:28:26.100 that

00:28:26.260 just dig into

00:28:27.340 her financials

00:28:28.180 like

00:28:28.320 dude it was

00:28:29.960 it was the

00:28:30.440 y'all probably

00:28:31.940 seen the video

00:28:32.800 of the stripper

00:28:33.560 talking about

00:28:34.240 how she

00:28:34.660 they knew

00:28:35.100 when the

00:28:35.420 financial crisis

00:28:36.100 is coming

00:28:36.580 yep

00:28:37.340 yeah you've

00:28:38.040 seen that

00:28:38.320 where they

00:28:38.520 because like

00:28:38.960 their pay

00:28:39.340 gets fucking

00:28:39.860 yeah they start

00:28:40.660 they don't get

00:28:41.220 as much money

00:28:41.740 anymore

00:28:42.120 because like

00:28:42.680 the guy

00:28:43.080 like the

00:28:43.560 the wall street

00:28:44.060 guys

00:28:44.520 it's vibrational

00:28:47.380 fucking liars

00:28:50.520 but with the top

00:28:51.620 86% earning

00:28:52.680 141,000

00:28:53.980 I mean

00:28:54.640 wow

00:28:55.740 like even

00:28:56.420 if you're

00:28:56.680 a shitty

00:28:57.040 stripper

00:28:57.460 unless you're

00:28:57.880 like part

00:28:58.280 time

00:28:58.620 so 14%

00:28:59.880 make less

00:29:00.680 than that

00:29:01.040 relax

00:29:01.380 that's what

00:29:01.620 I'm saying

00:29:01.860 do you get

00:29:02.240 paid hourly

00:29:02.900 because like

00:29:03.720 they're like

00:29:04.560 alright so

00:29:05.220 I follow

00:29:06.420 one of those

00:29:06.980 do you understand

00:29:07.500 how the concept

00:29:08.080 of money works

00:29:08.960 with strippers

00:29:09.400 go on

00:29:10.380 no no no

00:29:10.920 here's the thing

00:29:11.800 I follow

00:29:12.200 one of these

00:29:12.660 strippers

00:29:13.100 from like

00:29:13.620 the libertarian

00:29:14.300 days

00:29:14.660 whatever

00:29:14.980 her account

00:29:15.880 is hilarious

00:29:16.300 but then

00:29:17.020 she'll be

00:29:17.320 like

00:29:17.580 yes babe

00:29:18.520 I just follow

00:29:19.460 because she's

00:29:19.880 funny

00:29:20.340 her tits

00:29:21.440 have nothing

00:29:21.940 to do

00:29:22.340 with this

00:29:22.820 just read

00:29:23.320 the articles

00:29:23.940 just read

00:29:26.800 her tweets

00:29:27.240 or some

00:29:27.740 shit like

00:29:28.020 that

00:29:28.300 so

00:29:28.520 they'll be

00:29:30.100 like

00:29:30.200 I'm going

00:29:30.500 to work

00:29:30.820 they're just

00:29:31.120 clamming

00:29:31.580 everything

00:29:32.140 are they

00:29:33.540 getting paid

00:29:34.260 by the hour

00:29:36.840 or is it

00:29:37.660 like

00:29:37.800 are they

00:29:38.180 paid

00:29:38.360 like

00:29:38.520 waitresses

00:29:38.960 is what

00:29:39.280 I'm saying

00:29:39.720 like

00:29:41.240 it's like

00:29:42.220 you get

00:29:42.780 like

00:29:42.960 minimum

00:29:43.260 wait

00:29:43.580 there's

00:29:44.580 like

00:29:44.700 that

00:29:44.840 certain

00:29:45.060 minimum

00:29:45.220 like

00:29:45.400 two dollars

00:29:45.920 an hour

00:29:46.240 but then

00:29:46.560 you get

00:29:46.740 tips

00:29:47.120 they definitely

00:29:47.660 get tips

00:29:48.300 most of

00:29:49.340 these girls

00:29:49.780 get shaken

00:29:51.000 down

00:29:51.280 for a portion

00:29:52.260 of their tips

00:29:52.840 yeah

00:29:53.700 I was going

00:29:54.100 to say

00:29:54.280 I bet

00:29:54.540 you they

00:29:54.840 pay

00:29:55.240 to be

00:29:55.700 there

00:29:55.940 they actually

00:29:56.300 do shake

00:29:56.740 them

00:29:57.000 like

00:29:57.380 they actually

00:29:57.760 like

00:29:57.960 that's

00:29:59.240 that's

00:29:59.480 actually

00:29:59.700 where

00:29:59.920 twerking

00:30:00.300 came from

00:30:00.940 oh you think

00:30:04.680 you're going to hide

00:30:05.220 that extra 20

00:30:06.260 in your ass

00:30:06.700 crack

00:30:06.920 do it

00:30:08.320 jump down

00:30:09.100 low

00:30:09.340 shake it

00:30:09.780 to the

00:30:10.000 is this like

00:30:10.840 a barber shop

00:30:11.500 then

00:30:11.680 like you

00:30:11.960 got to pay

00:30:12.400 to rent

00:30:12.780 your chair

00:30:13.320 yeah

00:30:13.840 like you pay

00:30:14.360 to rent

00:30:14.680 your pole

00:30:15.060 yeah you have

00:30:15.460 to rent

00:30:15.760 the pole

00:30:16.240 crazy dude

00:30:17.380 they make

00:30:18.180 crazy money

00:30:19.060 dude

00:30:19.760 why do you think

00:30:20.860 the mobs

00:30:21.540 were always the ones

00:30:22.360 that were owning

00:30:22.920 strip clubs

00:30:23.500 like because

00:30:24.400 it was just

00:30:25.560 very easy

00:30:25.980 to like

00:30:26.600 shake down

00:30:27.380 money

00:30:27.680 and also do

00:30:28.640 a lot of

00:30:28.940 like prostitutions

00:30:29.660 and it's almost

00:30:30.460 all in cash

00:30:31.100 so you don't have

00:30:31.640 to report it

00:30:32.300 and it's money

00:30:33.700 laundering

00:30:34.080 it's great

00:30:34.560 it's the best

00:30:35.340 thing for like

00:30:36.020 this is why

00:30:36.320 this is why

00:30:36.940 this is why

00:30:36.960 they do

00:30:37.320 they did

00:30:38.060 gambling

00:30:38.560 and they did

00:30:39.220 stripping

00:30:39.960 and they did

00:30:40.300 drug dealing

00:30:40.700 all fucking

00:30:41.260 listed

00:30:41.540 all in cash

00:30:42.200 that's my fucking

00:30:43.060 scene man

00:30:43.780 those are my people

00:30:44.480 you literally have

00:30:45.380 multiple fucking

00:30:46.440 actually

00:30:46.900 a downs only

00:30:48.600 strip club

00:30:49.280 downs only

00:30:50.280 let's do it

00:30:50.960 yeah

00:30:51.340 are you down

00:30:52.360 yeah

00:30:53.020 or get down

00:30:54.880 get down

00:30:55.940 get down

00:30:56.500 is a great

00:30:57.000 strip club name

00:30:57.740 down

00:30:58.600 down

00:30:59.100 down

00:30:59.600 down

00:31:00.600 you would probably

00:31:01.440 make mad money

00:31:02.120 like that

00:31:02.600 like it would be

00:31:03.700 you could sell

00:31:04.900 it to like the

00:31:05.340 woke crowd

00:31:05.880 be like oh look

00:31:06.680 I'm so empowering

00:31:07.440 and like come here

00:31:08.460 and like throw

00:31:08.860 dollars at them

00:31:09.620 and you'd like

00:31:10.080 all the dudes

00:31:10.780 in the audience

00:31:11.320 would be in

00:31:11.720 wheelchairs and shit

00:31:12.620 because they'd like

00:31:14.000 those are the only

00:31:14.820 people that would

00:31:15.340 like

00:31:15.540 you also could

00:31:16.280 throw monopoly

00:31:16.860 money at them

00:31:17.400 and they would

00:31:17.680 just still think

00:31:18.200 it's the same

00:31:19.360 and they're like

00:31:19.840 picking up

00:31:20.340 you could throw

00:31:22.660 monopoly hotels

00:31:23.620 bro

00:31:23.980 bro even better

00:31:24.980 we actually use

00:31:25.920 monopoly money

00:31:26.660 but like

00:31:27.320 the dudes that

00:31:28.820 go in the patrons

00:31:29.580 downs and dirty

00:31:30.320 the perverts

00:31:31.260 the perverts

00:31:31.820 that go in there

00:31:32.500 they use the

00:31:33.680 monopoly money

00:31:34.360 then the downs

00:31:35.060 the downs

00:31:36.900 try to convert

00:31:37.620 the monopoly money

00:31:38.740 at the end of their

00:31:39.300 shift and we give

00:31:40.100 them fucking

00:31:40.660 pennies on the dollar

00:31:41.620 yes

00:31:42.040 basically

00:31:43.620 is that arbitrage

00:31:45.080 basically

00:31:45.560 like or like

00:31:46.260 no it's fraud

00:31:47.200 but I get where

00:31:48.100 you're going

00:31:48.400 it's just fraud

00:31:49.700 it's just

00:31:50.300 yeah just

00:31:50.780 just total fraud

00:31:51.600 just theft actually

00:31:52.380 but I understand

00:31:53.080 what you're trying

00:31:53.440 to say

00:31:53.760 it's like

00:31:54.680 I just fucked

00:31:56.420 to all

00:31:56.860 to all y'all's

00:31:59.060 voices

00:31:59.540 and I swear

00:32:00.400 it was the worst

00:32:00.940 orgasm

00:32:01.860 I've ever had

00:32:02.160 in my life

00:32:02.580 hey Matt

00:32:03.240 you didn't have to

00:32:04.080 fuck while we were

00:32:04.800 doing the show

00:32:05.380 dude

00:32:05.720 you can turn it off

00:32:06.720 dude

00:32:07.020 it's fine

00:32:07.560 I forgot to say

00:32:08.800 yeah

00:32:09.220 we only go for

00:32:10.120 like an hour and a half

00:32:10.960 two hours sometimes

00:32:11.740 I mean you couldn't

00:32:12.320 have

00:32:12.520 it's just

00:32:13.400 it's just crazy

00:32:14.200 we're being held

00:32:15.380 responsible for the

00:32:16.400 topic

00:32:16.940 you're married

00:32:17.540 you know how it is

00:32:18.240 like when they're

00:32:18.900 in the mood

00:32:19.340 at that moment

00:32:20.000 you have to get it in

00:32:21.080 because like

00:32:21.580 oh then fuck

00:32:23.440 what the fuck

00:32:24.260 man

00:32:24.600 could have fucked

00:32:25.800 any old time

00:32:27.480 that's not

00:32:27.960 accurate actually

00:32:29.380 when you're single

00:32:29.960 you really gotta

00:32:30.660 go for it

00:32:31.920 you think so

00:32:32.560 but you know what

00:32:33.880 you probably didn't

00:32:35.060 have to

00:32:35.420 because if she's

00:32:35.980 the type of bitch

00:32:36.460 that's still gonna

00:32:36.860 put out while you're

00:32:37.460 watching this stupid

00:32:38.400 show

00:32:38.620 that's

00:32:39.120 she was down

00:32:40.160 yeah

00:32:40.920 that'll fix what

00:32:43.940 is there a vibration

00:32:44.620 that'll fix what

00:32:45.360 that

00:32:45.740 it's just very

00:32:46.940 broad

00:32:48.260 just

00:32:48.760 yeah

00:32:49.200 his terrible

00:32:50.860 orgasm

00:32:51.320 actually

00:32:51.540 I don't know

00:32:52.600 oh yeah

00:32:52.960 is there

00:32:54.240 is there a better

00:32:55.020 orgasm

00:32:55.700 maybe that's a bad

00:32:56.860 review for his own

00:32:57.680 machine

00:32:57.980 maybe Matt should

00:32:59.060 fucking figure out

00:32:59.780 his own life

00:33:00.260 and his own

00:33:00.660 machine

00:33:01.480 his own vibration

00:33:01.960 I swear to god

00:33:02.480 like a Rife machine

00:33:03.740 butt plug

00:33:05.060 should be a thing

00:33:06.080 like why is that

00:33:06.780 not a thing

00:33:07.860 you can sell

00:33:08.420 it

00:33:08.540 I'm not even

00:33:10.560 joking here

00:33:11.960 like this is

00:33:12.540 legitimately a thing

00:33:13.220 real shit

00:33:14.420 I have an

00:33:15.340 unbelievable idea

00:33:16.580 you guys ready

00:33:17.220 yes

00:33:18.380 okay

00:33:18.780 so

00:33:19.680 you guys all

00:33:20.380 watch webcam girls

00:33:21.260 right

00:33:21.500 because you're all

00:33:22.140 debaucherous pieces of

00:33:23.080 shit right

00:33:23.380 no but we know

00:33:24.180 I'm just supporting

00:33:24.900 Ukraine Clint

00:33:25.680 okay

00:33:25.980 I haven't never

00:33:26.840 watched them

00:33:27.560 okay

00:33:28.060 yeah

00:33:28.460 Toad's the only one

00:33:29.260 that I'm confident

00:33:29.920 has watched them

00:33:30.640 but

00:33:30.840 and also sent them

00:33:32.200 astronomical sums of

00:33:33.900 money

00:33:34.020 so here's the idea

00:33:35.260 those webcam girls

00:33:36.660 they have

00:33:37.740 little fucking

00:33:38.460 vibrators there in

00:33:39.300 them so that the

00:33:39.860 dudes in the chat

00:33:40.480 they can send like

00:33:41.180 a hundred bucks

00:33:41.740 or whatever

00:33:42.080 and fucking

00:33:42.480 make the girl go

00:33:43.240 love sense

00:33:44.700 is what it's called

00:33:45.820 of course

00:33:46.260 you know

00:33:46.680 of course

00:33:47.340 of course

00:33:47.780 you know

00:33:48.000 I'm surprised

00:33:48.920 Clint knew as much

00:33:49.820 as he does right now

00:33:50.760 and then it doesn't

00:33:51.680 surprise me that

00:33:52.320 Toad knew the exact

00:33:53.680 I don't know the

00:33:55.260 terminology

00:33:55.740 but I knew Toad would

00:33:56.920 so here's the idea

00:33:58.540 you gotta throw those

00:33:59.220 coins

00:33:59.560 we get the same

00:34:00.280 we get the same

00:34:00.920 technology

00:34:01.520 so it's interactive

00:34:02.480 yes

00:34:03.180 that's hilarious

00:34:04.540 yeah so they go like

00:34:06.240 I'm so close

00:34:07.820 if someone just

00:34:08.620 sends $25

00:34:09.340 then I'm definitely

00:34:10.320 gonna bust

00:34:10.920 and then you go

00:34:11.540 and you hear the

00:34:12.760 little

00:34:12.980 and then she goes

00:34:14.100 holy shit

00:34:15.540 so that means

00:34:16.020 I've actually gotten

00:34:16.740 a chick off before

00:34:17.720 kind of

00:34:18.740 not just your mom

00:34:19.720 which is

00:34:20.080 you know

00:34:20.580 kudos

00:34:21.060 but here's

00:34:22.820 the thought

00:34:23.820 so we use

00:34:24.600 the same technology

00:34:25.620 but we set it

00:34:26.840 to a high threshold

00:34:27.880 and then we

00:34:28.820 hook it up to

00:34:29.760 shock collars

00:34:30.540 around all of our necks

00:34:31.520 so apparently

00:34:33.140 there is an

00:34:33.680 orgasm frequency

00:34:34.580 and he's gonna

00:34:35.300 let me know

00:34:35.860 about it tomorrow

00:34:36.580 I don't know

00:34:36.880 that sounds threatening

00:34:37.580 but okay

00:34:38.240 hold on let me just

00:34:40.940 I need to get into

00:34:42.060 your machine

00:34:43.100 and I'm gonna

00:34:44.120 play it now

00:34:44.660 and the top

00:34:45.020 just like

00:34:45.360 you guys

00:34:47.940 aren't processing

00:34:49.640 how fucking funny

00:34:50.440 this would be

00:34:50.840 sorry sorry

00:34:51.140 yes go ahead

00:34:51.620 our fucking

00:34:53.100 crazy fans

00:34:53.940 if they send

00:34:54.560 a hundred bucks

00:34:55.140 we all get

00:34:55.600 shocked

00:34:55.980 how much of the

00:34:57.980 shock is

00:34:58.440 is it like

00:34:59.000 a dog collar

00:35:01.260 as far as I'm

00:35:01.680 concerned

00:35:01.940 if we set it to

00:35:02.560 a thousand dollars

00:35:03.160 it's fatal

00:35:03.700 five hundred dollars

00:35:04.800 it makes us shit

00:35:05.400 ourselves

00:35:05.780 five hundred dollars

00:35:08.220 we shit ourselves

00:35:08.620 he's ready to end

00:35:09.400 the show for

00:35:09.940 five thousand dollars

00:35:11.200 two hundred

00:35:12.520 two hundred and fifty

00:35:13.380 and and and

00:35:14.540 it can you can

00:35:15.300 dictate like if we

00:35:16.020 have the technology

00:35:16.760 right you can

00:35:17.520 dictate who gets

00:35:18.140 shocked so like

00:35:18.960 whoever they dislike

00:35:19.660 the most

00:35:20.040 that's why he said

00:35:20.800 like five thousand

00:35:21.520 dollars to do all

00:35:22.440 of us at once

00:35:23.040 none of us

00:35:24.780 actually turn it on

00:35:25.480 except for toad and

00:35:26.320 we don't fill him in

00:35:27.040 and then we just

00:35:27.540 all go

00:35:27.800 and the toad is like

00:35:29.760 out there just has

00:35:30.540 another stroke

00:35:31.360 I would actually do

00:35:34.000 this if we could

00:35:35.140 figure out how to do

00:35:35.860 it I'm telling you

00:35:37.500 we can figure out

00:35:38.280 how to do it and

00:35:38.960 we could become

00:35:39.500 extraordinarily wealthy

00:35:40.720 and probably die

00:35:41.680 this is why I believe

00:35:42.280 that the butt plug

00:35:43.120 thing is just not

00:35:43.900 real with a vibrating

00:35:44.820 like they're just

00:35:45.600 like they see a

00:35:46.500 hundred dollars come

00:35:47.080 on and the guy's

00:35:47.760 like pretend to

00:35:48.440 orgasm and they're

00:35:49.200 like I always

00:35:51.300 figure like half the

00:35:52.140 time they're lying

00:35:52.740 and that's it

00:35:54.260 here we go

00:35:55.640 wait she's got a

00:35:59.700 rifle machine

00:36:00.240 she tased herself

00:36:02.740 with a vibrator

00:36:03.960 she looks like a

00:36:05.500 dude

00:36:05.880 what's going on

00:36:08.280 here

00:36:08.480 oh this is

00:36:09.360 can we show this

00:36:10.620 it's on TikTok

00:36:11.560 oh my god

00:36:13.140 oh no

00:36:13.680 oh

00:36:14.740 oh my god

00:36:16.140 holy shit

00:36:18.200 yo

00:36:21.480 holy shit

00:36:22.820 came so god damn

00:36:23.760 hard

00:36:24.160 holy shit dude

00:36:29.660 damn

00:36:30.480 I can smell this

00:36:31.400 video

00:36:31.740 yeah it looks like

00:36:32.500 it smells like shit

00:36:33.180 I think she got

00:36:33.860 stuck like that

00:36:34.640 I think she wanted

00:36:35.680 to do a little bit

00:36:36.400 but like she did

00:36:36.960 the first one

00:36:37.520 passed out

00:36:38.200 and just like her

00:36:39.000 hand clamped up

00:36:39.760 and that was that

00:36:40.360 dude I think her

00:36:40.980 pussy caught on fire

00:36:42.100 and then she could

00:36:42.640 never hear the beep

00:36:43.740 this is why black

00:36:45.140 women don't listen

00:36:46.400 to cops

00:36:46.840 because the taser

00:36:47.580 doesn't work anymore

00:36:48.340 yeah

00:36:48.800 she definitely

00:36:51.340 orgasmed right

00:36:52.120 because that

00:36:52.600 like you don't

00:36:53.340 just

00:36:53.580 the way she was

00:36:54.440 I mean

00:36:54.760 maybe that's what

00:36:55.820 I mean

00:36:56.140 how different is it

00:36:57.320 between electroshock

00:36:58.700 convulsions and

00:36:59.400 an orgasm

00:36:59.900 same shit right

00:37:00.620 is it me

00:37:02.320 or am I the only

00:37:03.300 one that thinks

00:37:03.820 like can a white

00:37:05.540 man make a black

00:37:06.880 girl cum

00:37:07.520 not when they're

00:37:09.680 tasing their

00:37:10.300 pussies

00:37:10.760 there's no fucking

00:37:12.100 way I can do

00:37:12.740 anything after that

00:37:13.720 it's impossible

00:37:15.260 it just seems

00:37:16.300 incompatible

00:37:16.900 whenever I see

00:37:17.660 a white man

00:37:18.280 with a black

00:37:18.820 wife

00:37:19.100 when I look at

00:37:20.160 Spike Cohen

00:37:20.720 when I look at

00:37:21.520 Spike Cohen

00:37:21.940 I think

00:37:22.580 no way

00:37:23.320 he's never made

00:37:24.580 his wife cum

00:37:25.200 never

00:37:25.520 never

00:37:26.820 I knew where

00:37:28.100 you were going

00:37:28.440 before you

00:37:28.940 went there

00:37:29.580 I mean Jews

00:37:30.160 are no

00:37:30.520 dick schnauzes

00:37:31.340 though

00:37:31.580 so I don't

00:37:32.220 know

00:37:32.460 he could

00:37:33.420 but I doubt it

00:37:35.200 even if he had

00:37:36.320 like a big old

00:37:36.860 dick

00:37:37.060 I just feel like

00:37:37.860 he wouldn't have

00:37:38.480 the soul

00:37:39.120 or something like

00:37:39.980 that

00:37:40.100 like there's

00:37:40.460 like a missing

00:37:40.980 thing

00:37:41.400 like the

00:37:42.140 rhythm

00:37:42.560 is it

00:37:43.900 it's the

00:37:44.700 threat of

00:37:45.300 leaving

00:37:45.880 this is the

00:37:46.560 rhythm of

00:37:47.360 the night

00:37:48.100 it's just

00:37:49.020 that they

00:37:50.800 know that

00:37:51.480 this could be

00:37:51.820 the last time

00:37:52.300 they ever

00:37:52.620 they're noticing

00:37:53.840 in the chat

00:37:54.560 I thought it was

00:37:56.060 just the giant

00:37:57.080 cock that most

00:37:58.160 black men have

00:37:59.320 is that not just

00:38:00.320 it

00:38:00.560 no

00:38:01.180 it's the rhythm

00:38:02.820 there's a lot

00:38:04.800 more to it

00:38:05.240 musical people

00:38:05.980 it's the rhythm

00:38:06.740 of the night

00:38:07.240 do you think

00:38:08.220 her pussy got

00:38:09.320 like darker

00:38:10.180 after that

00:38:10.660 like it was

00:38:11.000 charred

00:38:11.740 because you know

00:38:12.420 like she's already

00:38:12.880 black so does it

00:38:13.780 like

00:38:14.060 no

00:38:15.620 what does it

00:38:15.980 look like

00:38:16.360 what does it

00:38:16.820 look like

00:38:18.880 I don't want to

00:38:20.820 think about

00:38:21.160 don't make me

00:38:22.820 think about that

00:38:23.380 I don't know

00:38:24.260 I don't feel like

00:38:24.700 a taser

00:38:25.060 at least permanent

00:38:25.680 scarring

00:38:26.160 like maybe like

00:38:27.060 on the most

00:38:27.760 on the most

00:38:28.460 like sensitive

00:38:29.300 part of your body

00:38:30.220 I don't know

00:38:30.940 but she's

00:38:31.360 I'll tell you

00:38:31.880 you guys

00:38:32.140 singed it all

00:38:33.300 off

00:38:33.540 you gotta hit her

00:38:37.000 clit with a brick

00:38:37.840 to get her off

00:38:38.400 at this point

00:38:38.900 I think she's

00:38:41.240 burned it all off

00:38:42.000 though so she's

00:38:42.480 she's probably

00:38:43.000 wearing a

00:38:43.560 poopé

00:38:44.800 oh that's true

00:38:47.100 yeah

00:38:47.360 back to last week's

00:38:48.340 show

00:38:48.540 I don't want to

00:38:49.040 think about it

00:38:49.660 that was

00:38:50.600 I do want to

00:38:51.500 say this

00:38:51.740 that was probably

00:38:52.540 the worst thing

00:38:53.200 we've ever watched

00:38:53.960 on the show

00:38:54.520 and maybe the worst

00:38:55.460 thing I've ever

00:38:55.880 seen in my life

00:38:56.760 like unintentionally

00:38:57.920 like black pussy

00:38:58.800 has been on this

00:38:59.640 show a lot

00:39:00.300 like the last two

00:39:01.540 weeks more than ever

00:39:02.400 oh yeah I guess

00:39:03.560 with that

00:39:04.080 yeah

00:39:04.520 yeah

00:39:04.900 it's making a

00:39:05.720 comeback

00:39:06.060 I don't like it

00:39:07.120 I don't like

00:39:07.520 I don't like it

00:39:10.480 and we've never

00:39:10.940 even had P. Diddy

00:39:11.800 on here

00:39:12.200 which is crazy

00:39:12.920 it winds up

00:39:13.960 yeah

00:39:14.220 it winds up

00:39:15.120 being like

00:39:15.400 smoked meat

00:39:16.060 like a fucking

00:39:16.640 like deli sandwich

00:39:18.540 or something

00:39:19.140 what did you say

00:39:19.560 roast beef

00:39:20.180 you know what's weird

00:39:20.960 we've also seen

00:39:21.500 a lot of black

00:39:22.320 dick lately too

00:39:23.260 cause we watched

00:39:24.280 the video of

00:39:25.440 Drake's dick

00:39:26.280 are you in my

00:39:27.280 search history

00:39:27.860 what are you doing

00:39:28.360 Drake's dick

00:39:29.040 the guy with the

00:39:30.300 bell on his dick

00:39:31.120 did he see that

00:39:31.760 that guy was Indian

00:39:32.660 but he looked black

00:39:33.800 a bell

00:39:34.120 like a prince

00:39:35.560 honestly I'd rather

00:39:36.560 see gaping assholes

00:39:37.380 than black pussy

00:39:37.940 yeah I'm gonna

00:39:38.520 I'm gonna respectfully

00:39:39.280 disagree with you

00:39:39.960 here

00:39:40.120 gaping assholes

00:39:41.140 gaping assholes

00:39:41.900 better than black pussy

00:39:42.840 that's not even

00:39:43.620 now black pussy

00:39:44.980 is preferable

00:39:46.380 no

00:39:46.680 no

00:39:47.020 no it's not

00:39:47.920 no

00:39:49.220 you're wrong

00:39:50.140 alright

00:39:51.300 you know what I think

00:39:52.380 is cool

00:39:52.740 retarded

00:39:53.140 so Josie got the

00:39:54.580 tower club on

00:39:55.920 and Liz posted a picture

00:39:58.060 with the tower club

00:39:58.780 and I'm like

00:39:59.100 look at these two

00:39:59.740 coordinating outfits

00:40:01.200 little twins

00:40:02.260 are they a coordinator

00:40:03.640 or are they fighting

00:40:04.480 trying to walk

00:40:05.160 it's hard to tell

00:40:06.700 if it's like

00:40:07.140 passive aggressive

00:40:07.900 dude it's so funny

00:40:08.860 cause she like

00:40:09.460 she posted this

00:40:11.100 and like I'm at the

00:40:11.940 I didn't see it

00:40:12.480 until I got to the gym

00:40:13.340 and then she was like

00:40:14.640 I think she said

00:40:15.300 something about like

00:40:15.740 gym fit or some shit

00:40:16.540 like that

00:40:17.040 oh cool

00:40:18.960 that'd be awesome

00:40:19.660 what are you trying to

00:40:21.080 volunteer to design

00:40:22.000 and build program

00:40:22.800 and install the shocks

00:40:23.780 depending on the amount

00:40:24.860 of money

00:40:25.140 dude

00:40:25.520 see

00:40:26.680 I think he's saying

00:40:27.960 we have to give him

00:40:29.080 a hundred dollars though

00:40:29.860 no

00:40:30.640 he says a hundred dollars

00:40:32.440 I volunteered

00:40:33.060 dude our fans

00:40:35.560 will just give him

00:40:36.080 the hundred

00:40:36.420 that may be a

00:40:37.180 fucking super chat

00:40:37.880 oh no that's a hundred

00:40:38.080 dollar super chat

00:40:39.060 yeah

00:40:39.380 how do you get

00:40:39.920 what the fuck

00:40:41.080 no way

00:40:42.500 so you gave us

00:40:44.300 a hundred dollars

00:40:45.000 to tell us

00:40:46.700 that you're gonna

00:40:47.060 volunteer to make us

00:40:48.180 something

00:40:48.600 dude is he just

00:40:49.420 some rich

00:40:50.020 motherfucker

00:40:50.820 who is he really

00:40:51.700 I have no idea

00:40:52.280 who he is

00:40:53.160 oh that's true

00:40:53.820 self-inno

00:40:54.420 holy

00:40:56.860 hurry

00:40:57.840 get the extinguisher

00:40:58.780 and the Matt Reif

00:40:59.760 machine

00:41:00.140 go

00:41:00.500 can you imagine

00:41:01.560 his little fucking

00:41:02.240 his charred corpse

00:41:03.320 just being like

00:41:03.900 vibrating back to life

00:41:05.240 oh that sucks

00:41:07.500 wait up

00:41:07.760 so when we get a

00:41:08.420 super chat

00:41:08.980 we don't see it

00:41:09.840 on our end

00:41:10.780 but we only see

00:41:11.520 the regular chats

00:41:12.580 how gay is that

00:41:13.940 fix your shit

00:41:14.360 rumble

00:41:14.780 fix your shit

00:41:16.060 $100 is rich

00:41:18.860 if you're dropping

00:41:19.740 a hundred dollars

00:41:20.640 on a show

00:41:21.660 oh I'm sorry

00:41:22.360 space Jason

00:41:23.240 have you ever sent

00:41:23.960 a hundred dollar

00:41:24.620 rumble chat

00:41:25.180 I don't think so

00:41:26.240 especially when they're

00:41:27.020 sending a hundred dollars

00:41:28.200 to tell us

00:41:29.000 they will do something

00:41:29.840 for us

00:41:30.400 especially that

00:41:31.280 we would just

00:41:31.780 bring it up anyway

00:41:32.780 we would just

00:41:33.300 bring it up

00:41:34.020 I love having

00:41:35.460 rich friends

00:41:36.180 Matt Reif

00:41:36.780 fucking kicks ass

00:41:37.600 oh I forgot

00:41:38.280 about the twitch girl

00:41:39.020 that was a twitch girl

00:41:40.480 one person is

00:41:42.460 watching on twitch

00:41:43.380 who's watching on twitch

00:41:44.740 oh you know

00:41:45.500 shout out

00:41:46.040 shout out twitch

00:41:46.780 it's bodybuilder barbie

00:41:48.400 so fake titty bitch

00:41:50.120 watching real quiet

00:41:51.440 over there

00:41:51.840 this is strange

00:41:52.620 so apparently

00:41:54.180 like tops

00:41:55.160 all these

00:41:55.780 the tower club

00:41:56.800 are way too big

00:41:57.500 for these women

00:41:57.940 because Elizabeth

00:41:58.420 said that it was

00:41:59.000 too big for her too

00:41:59.800 that's what

00:42:00.100 because like she said

00:42:00.940 she said like gym fit

00:42:01.900 and I get to the gym

00:42:02.600 and I see it

00:42:03.380 and I'm like

00:42:03.840 you're not wearing

00:42:05.340 this right now

00:42:06.040 so those were old

00:42:07.200 tank tops from

00:42:08.580 that's why I stopped

00:42:09.560 using the people in London

00:42:10.640 because like they were

00:42:11.480 fucking up the tank tops

00:42:12.380 specifically

00:42:13.160 they were putting it

00:42:14.020 on like the belly

00:42:14.680 and I kept calling

00:42:15.720 I'm like hey you

00:42:16.300 fucking London prick

00:42:18.200 like put it on

00:42:19.180 where it belongs

00:42:19.960 and they're like

00:42:20.400 oh for sure mate

00:42:21.180 and then the fucking

00:42:22.140 next one I see

00:42:22.820 is on the belly again

00:42:23.540 I was like you're done

00:42:24.140 I'm buying all my own shit

00:42:26.520 I've been meaning to have

00:42:27.600 an intervention

00:42:28.080 and I think this is

00:42:29.360 an opportune time

00:42:30.100 let's be honest

00:42:31.320 since ever since

00:42:32.620 Top Lops has started

00:42:33.500 Nephilim Death Squad

00:42:34.280 he has not been nearly

00:42:35.180 as committed to Tower Gang

00:42:36.280 and I think that we need

00:42:37.320 to have a conversation

00:42:38.040 about maybe cutting back

00:42:39.220 on his pay

00:42:39.700 yeah

00:42:40.940 oh yeah

00:42:41.380 what have I not been doing

00:42:42.540 oh oh oh

00:42:43.660 what have you been doing

00:42:44.960 whatever you're getting

00:42:45.840 paid now

00:42:46.460 half it

00:42:47.100 yeah

00:42:47.560 fucking 90% off

00:42:51.720 hell yeah

00:42:52.800 I did 100%

00:42:55.760 I do gotta say

00:42:56.300 I'm impressed

00:42:56.800 how quick he was able

00:42:57.780 to grift Nephilim Death Squad

00:42:59.180 to like a sizable

00:43:00.600 fucking audience

00:43:01.840 yeah

00:43:02.300 but he was like

00:43:03.520 hey guys

00:43:03.920 can I stream on

00:43:04.680 every fucking platform

00:43:05.780 that's Tower Gangs

00:43:06.540 Clint Russell's

00:43:08.040 just everything

00:43:09.040 just kind of put it

00:43:09.540 everywhere

00:43:09.780 and then it worked

00:43:10.600 you know

00:43:11.040 it's really

00:43:12.240 it's really remarkable too

00:43:13.340 because it just

00:43:14.620 it's so obvious

00:43:15.640 that we've been

00:43:16.360 holding him back

00:43:17.160 and as soon as

00:43:17.880 he starts a show

00:43:18.580 with any

00:43:19.080 literally anybody else

00:43:20.420 yeah

00:43:20.580 boom

00:43:21.440 dude imagine being

00:43:23.080 David in this

00:43:23.800 in this deal

00:43:24.360 he goes like

00:43:24.920 yeah I get to ride

00:43:25.860 your coattails

00:43:26.780 you're already

00:43:28.360 in everything

00:43:29.240 you're already

00:43:29.780 like connected

00:43:30.440 to everybody

00:43:31.040 and all of a sudden

00:43:31.860 I just get to like

00:43:32.540 chill out

00:43:33.080 let's chill with you

00:43:34.080 go to the top

00:43:34.860 and you just use me

00:43:36.160 as just like

00:43:36.700 to the top of the lobster

00:43:37.380 like literally David

00:43:38.700 is just like top

00:43:39.560 but just further along

00:43:41.040 like it's all like

00:43:41.880 as far as like

00:43:42.520 conspiracy shit

00:43:43.220 David is the winner

00:43:43.440 of Cocktober man

00:43:44.400 he's like deeper

00:43:44.980 into the schizophrenic breakdown

00:43:46.200 this week's fleek of the week

00:43:47.740 we got

00:43:48.620 speaking of grifting

00:43:49.800 we have the oi goi shirt

00:43:51.720 but

00:43:52.360 I guess

00:43:53.320 you can get like

00:43:54.180 whichever one you want

00:43:55.540 because

00:43:56.560 we have

00:43:57.840 legitimately

00:43:58.300 just wearing that shirt

00:43:59.740 in public

00:44:00.140 is a hate crime

00:44:00.820 I was about to

00:44:01.820 when you showed us

00:44:03.060 the actual fleek of the week

00:44:03.920 I was like

00:44:04.380 no one's gonna wear that

00:44:06.380 that's impossible to wear

00:44:07.700 we should make that

00:44:08.420 challenge for models

00:44:09.520 that would be good

00:44:10.280 there is no political solution

00:44:12.660 that's such a great

00:44:13.820 fucking

00:44:14.140 oh my god

00:44:15.200 that is an insane

00:44:17.840 you didn't see that

00:44:19.340 it's dope

00:44:20.020 I think it's sick

00:44:21.180 fucking shit

00:44:21.800 and then we got

00:44:22.160 this one here

00:44:22.860 I'm willing to give away

00:44:24.760 any of these

00:44:25.740 to whoever it is

00:44:26.860 so like

00:44:27.200 shout out to your boy

00:44:28.520 JJ Rothschild

00:44:29.380 rest in peace

00:44:30.120 I can't believe you made

00:44:32.360 a street t-shirt

00:44:33.600 for fucking

00:44:34.380 Jacob Rothschild

00:44:35.940 unbelievable

00:44:36.420 did you see

00:44:37.200 Owen Benjamin

00:44:37.980 like

00:44:38.460 like talking

00:44:39.480 did you see

00:44:40.300 Owen Benjamin

00:44:40.740 talking up

00:44:41.460 the Rothschild

00:44:42.340 did you see him

00:44:42.920 doing that

00:44:43.240 it's been amazing

00:44:43.880 it's fucking hilarious

00:44:44.940 it's so funny

00:44:45.580 because it's like

00:44:46.360 it's so against

00:44:47.120 like

00:44:47.520 everything he's like

00:44:48.580 everything

00:44:48.940 he's been saying

00:44:50.860 but see

00:44:51.160 this is

00:44:51.640 this is what he's been doing

00:44:52.720 for the past couple months

00:44:53.760 I swear

00:44:54.140 this is why

00:44:54.580 he's been going

00:44:55.060 against the libertarians

00:44:55.900 because he's like

00:44:56.400 he's like

00:44:56.900 the FBI keeps us safe

00:44:58.480 and the IRS

00:44:59.700 is fucking

00:45:00.400 definitely necessary

00:45:01.620 and it's

00:45:02.400 and you know what

00:45:03.200 the Rothschilds

00:45:03.640 are good people

00:45:04.380 the Rothschilds

00:45:04.480 and the central bankers

00:45:05.380 just misunderstood

00:45:06.620 honest entrepreneurs

00:45:08.300 not even misunderstood

00:45:09.340 like they're just

00:45:10.360 they're just good people

00:45:11.560 like they're just

00:45:12.300 you know

00:45:12.600 just down to earth

00:45:13.560 they're making

00:45:14.340 the point

00:45:14.740 it's a great point

00:45:16.860 that he's making though

00:45:17.680 Rothschild is definitely down to earth now

00:45:18.560 watch

00:45:18.920 Top Lobster is going to justify it

00:45:20.640 go ahead

00:45:21.380 no the point he's making is

00:45:22.480 all you motherfuckers

00:45:24.300 chose to do

00:45:25.360 like what that dude

00:45:26.420 you know

00:45:27.360 what the Rothschild did his whole life

00:45:28.840 you chose to take part in it

00:45:30.820 okay

00:45:31.080 it was all he said

00:45:31.940 I'm going to give you this loan

00:45:32.860 and you said yeah

00:45:33.780 he said hey

00:45:34.360 eat this poison

00:45:35.120 and you were like

00:45:35.800 yeah that's my boy

00:45:36.500 fucking JJ Rothschild

00:45:38.100 right

00:45:38.380 Top Lobster says it

00:45:41.720 Top Lobster says it

00:45:42.800 as his

00:45:43.280 as his merch

00:45:44.060 is currently being sold

00:45:45.160 for the currency

00:45:45.760 that the Rothschilds

00:45:46.780 control

00:45:47.740 so just

00:45:48.540 just so you know

00:45:49.700 as he condescends

00:45:50.720 to the rest of us

00:45:51.460 he does the same

00:45:52.040 I think the point he's making

00:45:53.540 is that he can literally

00:45:54.800 push anything

00:45:55.580 and Top will be like

00:45:56.260 yeah

00:45:57.020 yeah

00:45:57.360 that is the point

00:45:58.060 we get that he's trolling

00:45:59.320 we understand

00:46:00.240 like we're not retarded

00:46:01.560 it's just

00:46:02.080 it's just really funny

00:46:03.120 but it's a slight troll

00:46:04.280 it's also like

00:46:05.040 that's what good comedy does

00:46:06.600 like you can't be preachy

00:46:07.640 it's got to be funny

00:46:08.480 at the bottom

00:46:09.140 he has to have

00:46:09.860 it has to be a bit

00:46:10.720 there has to be a little bit

00:46:11.780 of truth

00:46:12.020 what the fuck man

00:46:13.200 the orgasm frequency works

00:46:14.860 you have to straddle the coil

00:46:16.200 and run 32.5 hertz

00:46:17.620 it brings more blood

00:46:18.540 into the genitals

00:46:19.140 for a better orgasm

00:46:20.140 well then maybe

00:46:20.880 you should have turned it on

00:46:21.800 before you had sex tonight

00:46:22.780 have you been flirting

00:46:27.600 with Amber

00:46:28.200 a little bit

00:46:29.640 yo yo real

00:46:32.400 real shit

00:46:32.920 don't do that

00:46:33.540 no one wants to

00:46:34.460 fuck you dog

00:46:34.880 stop it

00:46:35.520 nah I don't know

00:46:36.980 Rife how do you feel about it

00:46:38.240 Roth Lobster

00:46:39.460 he was rich

00:46:43.460 Rife

00:46:44.140 should

00:46:44.640 like

00:46:44.940 how do you feel about that

00:46:46.120 is that like your daughter

00:46:46.860 is it okay for Toad

00:46:48.060 to hit on her

00:46:48.780 like his assistant

00:46:50.780 I don't know

00:46:51.160 whether it's his daughter

00:46:52.960 or fucking

00:46:53.580 just some random woman

00:46:54.860 don't do that anymore

00:46:55.600 it's fucked up

00:46:56.100 he's like our Rothschild

00:46:59.080 fucking leave him alone

00:47:00.300 hey I do want to bring up

00:47:01.780 the one thing

00:47:02.980 that was funny

00:47:03.600 wait

00:47:03.880 you guys don't like

00:47:04.980 that I'm doing this other show now

00:47:06.260 is this what this is

00:47:06.920 because this was a quick intervention

00:47:08.360 I think it was just Clint

00:47:10.280 I think that was just

00:47:10.900 no it was just a statement of fact

00:47:12.180 that you've obviously

00:47:12.960 given up on Tower Gang

00:47:13.980 and you're all in on

00:47:14.680 Nephilim Death Squad

00:47:15.400 but I still do

00:47:16.440 I still do like the edits

00:47:18.060 like who do you think

00:47:19.020 who do you think builds

00:47:20.120 every single edit

00:47:20.980 that you see before

00:47:22.240 Lainey

00:47:23.020 no well Lainey did the first edit

00:47:25.480 but right

00:47:25.760 yeah

00:47:26.220 no this is a great point

00:47:28.420 you did the work

00:47:29.340 months ago

00:47:30.220 before you started

00:47:30.900 Nephilim Death Squad

00:47:31.560 and you haven't done

00:47:32.180 a fucking thing since

00:47:33.040 let's just be honest

00:47:33.840 I updated our thumbnails

00:47:36.180 last week

00:47:37.320 and I also did

00:47:39.340 straight up guys

00:47:39.860 I set up the locals

00:47:40.680 you know what

00:47:41.640 fuck this

00:47:42.040 I guess we're just grifting

00:47:43.300 straight up grifting

00:47:44.040 I set up the locals

00:47:45.400 so that way

00:47:46.220 we could do

00:47:47.500 like we have a telegram chat

00:47:49.320 and now we're gonna do

00:47:51.080 more things on the locals

00:47:51.940 if you scan that

00:47:52.760 this thing right here

00:47:53.880 it'll bring you to the link

00:47:55.200 I've been doing shit Clint

00:47:56.620 I've been doing a lot of stuff

00:47:58.240 what have you been doing

00:47:59.100 Top here's the point

00:48:00.020 here's the point

00:48:00.640 you

00:48:01.380 don't communicate with me

00:48:03.880 in the group chat enough

00:48:04.660 and it makes me sad

00:48:05.340 and I think that's really all

00:48:06.820 that I'm trying to get across here

00:48:07.940 I think actually

00:48:08.860 you know what it is

00:48:09.720 I think Top gets annoyed with Toad

00:48:12.280 and so he literally sits

00:48:13.460 out of the group chat

00:48:14.240 and so

00:48:14.760 oh I know

00:48:15.480 I know

00:48:16.040 but like he's so

00:48:17.260 he's so annoyed

00:48:18.100 like I think we're all so annoyed

00:48:19.400 with Toad

00:48:19.760 that no one says anything

00:48:21.120 to each other anymore

00:48:21.900 here's the thing

00:48:22.420 I've been annoyed

00:48:23.340 I've been annoyed with Cole

00:48:24.600 see he is the fed

00:48:25.860 he is the fed

00:48:26.800 no this has nothing to do with Toad

00:48:28.980 because I've been annoyed with Cole

00:48:30.420 because Cole

00:48:31.660 has not been in the group chat either

00:48:33.960 and I was like

00:48:34.620 fuck

00:48:34.880 Cole's on Instagram

00:48:36.320 and all four of us are talking

00:48:38.280 but Jose isn't really talking

00:48:39.940 because he's reading books

00:48:40.840 and being chased by a satanic cult

00:48:42.340 dude

00:48:42.660 stop fucking with that

00:48:43.960 no no no

00:48:44.740 you're not equipped to deal with that

00:48:45.400 yeah you need to stop fucking

00:48:46.360 with that satanic shit

00:48:47.200 that's

00:48:47.520 no don't even fuck with that shit

00:48:48.980 you're not equipped to deal with it

00:48:50.200 I'm not doing it

00:48:51.000 I'm literally trying to help

00:48:52.400 get pedophiles

00:48:53.320 to stop pedophiling

00:48:54.820 they're not gonna stop

00:48:55.960 they're not gonna stop

00:48:56.960 there's already been one in jail

00:48:59.460 that's got put away

00:49:00.660 since we fucking started covering it

00:49:02.000 and there's been others too

00:49:02.800 what they're gonna bring to your house Jose

00:49:03.960 for somebody who doesn't believe in God

00:49:06.280 or these kind of spiritual things

00:49:07.960 is something that you shouldn't be fucking with

00:49:10.120 that's all that I'm saying

00:49:12.100 it's a low level story

00:49:13.160 I don't think I need to believe in God

00:49:13.700 to think people shouldn't fuck kids

00:49:15.840 let those kids get fucked

00:49:17.620 let those kids get fucked

00:49:18.500 unless you want to believe in God

00:49:21.400 and then you can fight for kids

00:49:23.040 stop being fucked

00:49:23.880 no yeah

00:49:24.640 you need to have the protection of the Lord

00:49:27.380 the dude who made his name

00:49:30.540 the movie that was made

00:49:32.380 about the guy who just went

00:49:33.820 and hunted fucking pedophiles

00:49:35.600 that dude was all about Christ

00:49:37.720 and guess what

00:49:38.360 yeah but he's full of shit

00:49:39.340 total fraud

00:49:39.980 yeah exactly

00:49:40.620 this is my point

00:49:41.400 and you know what

00:49:42.480 the narrative about you

00:49:44.100 is gonna be the same

00:49:44.800 because once you go after the pedophiles

00:49:46.300 Christ is Lord

00:49:47.000 they come for you

00:49:48.140 wait that Alex guy is a fraud

00:49:49.740 and I don't just mean the kids

00:49:51.260 no you retard

00:49:52.460 the sound of freedom shit

00:49:53.660 oh yeah

00:49:54.700 that was a banger

00:49:55.920 did I miss something

00:49:56.920 yeah I gotcha

00:49:58.200 yeah I'm pretty sure

00:49:59.540 he's completely full of shit

00:50:00.640 some fed stuff

00:50:01.380 I don't know

00:50:01.840 hey I do want to bring up

00:50:03.220 the one thing that Toad

00:50:04.320 did give us in the group chat

00:50:05.540 this week

00:50:05.880 and that was the

00:50:06.880 the one thing

00:50:08.200 he dropped so many things

00:50:09.700 but they're all just terrible

00:50:10.720 there was one thing

00:50:12.480 that I found

00:50:12.920 he dropped something good

00:50:13.840 that like I remember

00:50:14.560 I just talked shit to him

00:50:15.680 and then not shortly after

00:50:16.860 he dropped something good

00:50:17.460 and I was like alright

00:50:17.960 the Valentine

00:50:18.760 the boy Valentine thing

00:50:20.120 we have to watch this

00:50:21.240 yeah that's great

00:50:22.360 so if you can bring that up Tyler

00:50:23.960 I know you have all this

00:50:24.820 but on the real Toad

00:50:25.580 please quality not quantity

00:50:27.900 or we're gonna kick you

00:50:29.300 out of that group chat

00:50:30.020 I'm not fucking kidding

00:50:31.440 would it make you feel

00:50:32.920 would it make you guys feel better

00:50:34.120 if I left Nephilim Death Squad

00:50:35.640 and I stopped it

00:50:36.940 no

00:50:37.180 yeah

00:50:37.580 he said immediately yes

00:50:39.360 I don't give a shit

00:50:40.960 no it's actually super important

00:50:42.440 that you quit

00:50:42.880 you need to leave it right now

00:50:45.720 and be only with me

00:50:46.620 I'll quit that show

00:50:47.800 if you quit

00:50:48.360 the best political show

00:50:49.520 done

00:50:50.140 no way

00:50:52.740 you gotta call him on it now

00:50:55.500 I know

00:50:57.200 not to call

00:50:57.680 hold on

00:50:58.060 David

00:50:58.720 no no no

00:51:00.020 no no no

00:51:00.580 you have to make him

00:51:02.540 call Luke first

00:51:03.560 like you have to make

00:51:04.280 because if you

00:51:05.000 you can just end your thing

00:51:06.160 with David

00:51:06.820 and then it's fucked

00:51:07.620 that's not fair

00:51:09.020 because Tom can easily

00:51:10.080 patch it up with David

00:51:11.080 way easier than I can

00:51:12.580 patch it up with Luke

00:51:13.480 he'll be like

00:51:13.880 yo Luke I quit

00:51:14.600 and Luke's like

00:51:15.240 whose number is this

00:51:16.800 I've just been

00:51:19.500 I've just been in a fugue state

00:51:21.340 for the past six months

00:51:22.140 I have like 18 other white dudes

00:51:23.840 trying to like

00:51:24.540 grip their way into this

00:51:25.520 into your

00:51:26.400 like thing that you're doing

00:51:27.980 right now

00:51:28.500 no we've had

00:51:29.260 we've had guests on the show

00:51:30.380 that go like

00:51:31.060 yo if it like

00:51:32.120 doesn't work out with Clint

00:51:32.980 I'm like hey

00:51:33.420 get the fuck out of here

00:51:35.240 right there

00:51:36.180 yeah with me sitting there

00:51:37.280 I'm like I will fuck you

00:51:38.440 in the face

00:51:39.040 who said it

00:51:39.720 I forget

00:51:40.340 name names

00:51:41.920 it was this one dude

00:51:44.160 I can't remember who it was

00:51:45.180 I honestly

00:51:45.540 I was hoping it would be

00:51:46.340 that one bitch

00:51:47.200 that you could

00:51:47.700 with the only fans bitch

00:51:50.500 that you had on

00:51:51.620 that one time

00:51:52.120 that would be a serious

00:51:53.240 threat

00:51:53.720 she would steal my slot

00:51:55.580 in the heartbeat

00:51:55.920 but the truth is

00:51:57.400 she can't talk for shit

00:51:58.580 so like

00:51:59.140 none of them can

00:52:00.140 yeah I know

00:52:00.960 you've seen that

00:52:01.320 whatever

00:52:01.520 this is why I'm not afraid

00:52:02.500 this is

00:52:03.540 this is insane

00:52:04.360 they always have dicks

00:52:05.120 in their mouths man

00:52:05.800 they can't talk

00:52:06.380 I think this is precious

00:52:11.760 yeah I think it's adorable

00:52:13.440 honestly

00:52:13.900 I think we should do this

00:52:15.180 it's not gay at all

00:52:16.980 it looks like San Diego

00:52:19.420 no it's my aunt

00:52:22.820 this is the Versace

00:52:23.900 homeboy's got a donk

00:52:25.740 on him too

00:52:26.260 he does dude

00:52:27.280 the dude is built

00:52:28.180 I don't know how

00:52:30.300 a guy like that

00:52:30.940 had a gay best friend

00:52:31.980 he's trying to fuck you dude

00:52:37.220 dude it is

00:52:38.040 like getting alcohol

00:52:39.540 a charcuterie board

00:52:42.340 yeah charcuterie

00:52:44.120 he's just swiping left

00:52:45.520 on all those bitches

00:52:46.180 you see that

00:52:46.740 all of them

00:52:48.240 Chad

00:52:48.720 Alpha

00:52:49.740 they go to a gay bar

00:52:51.760 they go to a gay bar

00:52:51.780 they go to a gay bar

00:52:53.700 of course

00:52:54.060 dude gay bars are fun

00:52:55.000 they may have been

00:52:55.780 more than like once

00:52:56.500 forever ago

00:52:56.920 they're fun though

00:52:57.300 so wait a second

00:52:57.800 you're telling me

00:52:58.420 that his straight friend

00:53:00.460 took him out on a date

00:53:02.100 they're both straight

00:53:03.000 no no no

00:53:04.160 no fucking way

00:53:05.860 no they're both straight

00:53:06.780 that's not true at all

00:53:07.920 the one hand of you

00:53:08.560 the other thing is gay

00:53:09.140 both 100% heterosexual

00:53:11.340 no

00:53:11.760 alright this is our

00:53:17.560 7th edition of

00:53:18.480 is it gay

00:53:19.500 I think it's number 7

00:53:20.800 it's just not

00:53:21.400 so I guess

00:53:21.560 it's super gay

00:53:23.120 yeah one of those guys

00:53:24.100 was gay

00:53:24.580 for sure

00:53:25.360 that's adorable

00:53:26.180 honestly

00:53:26.900 you know what it could be

00:53:28.000 I feel

00:53:28.520 you might be right

00:53:29.340 one of them is gay

00:53:29.940 and I feel like

00:53:30.580 the one filming

00:53:31.220 is not gay

00:53:32.300 the other one

00:53:33.300 is undercover gay

00:53:34.300 the one filming

00:53:35.280 was gay

00:53:35.940 because he was on his

00:53:36.960 he was on his

00:53:37.660 tinder account

00:53:38.280 swiping girls

00:53:39.100 the other guy

00:53:40.600 is

00:53:40.920 so here's what happened

00:53:42.180 either of them

00:53:43.220 is not gay

00:53:43.520 I'll tell you

00:53:45.020 if the built one

00:53:45.980 is gay

00:53:46.320 sign me the fuck up

00:53:48.120 no that's what I'm saying

00:53:48.620 I think the built one

00:53:50.080 is gay

00:53:50.400 because like

00:53:50.900 one

00:53:51.140 no no no

00:53:51.460 the built one

00:53:51.840 is not gay

00:53:52.960 no no no

00:53:53.540 I agree with Jose

00:53:54.040 I think the built one

00:53:55.760 replay the video Tyler

00:53:56.680 the other one is a fucking twink

00:53:58.500 that's because I think

00:53:59.900 it's fucking with us

00:54:00.940 I think it's the opposite

00:54:02.080 of what we think

00:54:02.640 because the built one

00:54:03.920 is the one that took him

00:54:04.780 out on the date

00:54:05.540 that it was very

00:54:06.720 very clear

00:54:07.560 the built one is straight

00:54:08.680 no

00:54:09.160 the built one is gay

00:54:10.820 the built one is gay

00:54:11.840 he also

00:54:12.280 he even said on the tweet

00:54:13.800 something like

00:54:14.320 my straight friend

00:54:15.100 brought me out

00:54:15.800 so implies he's gay

00:54:19.060 like otherwise

00:54:20.180 why the fuck

00:54:20.620 would you even say that

00:54:21.320 I understand

00:54:21.940 I understand what you're saying

00:54:22.800 I think they're both

00:54:23.600 closeted on the other side

00:54:25.900 they're both

00:54:26.320 they're both

00:54:27.500 so the gay guy

00:54:28.480 is the closet is straight

00:54:29.540 you think the one's closeted is straight

00:54:29.900 I think the gay guy

00:54:31.280 the guy filming his closet is straight

00:54:33.980 I'm straight but I don't want to tell my mom

00:54:34.680 and what I'll say

00:54:36.140 Valentine's date with my straight best

00:54:36.500 wait no stop stop

00:54:37.640 Valentine's date with my straight best friend

00:54:39.420 so the guy has the phone

00:54:40.580 he's clearly typing

00:54:41.520 that's his straight best friend

00:54:42.980 dude look at this

00:54:43.400 but I think he's lying

00:54:44.600 look at this fucking snack

00:54:46.440 but he's actually gay

00:54:46.780 you know what I mean

00:54:47.320 and I'll point

00:54:47.880 I'll say why I think that guy's gay

00:54:49.600 that's why that guy's gay

00:54:50.500 because the mustache

00:54:51.300 the mustache

00:54:52.480 and the shirt

00:54:53.640 you do not go that deep

00:54:55.420 on a button up shirt

00:54:56.400 unless you're a bagot

00:54:57.340 this guy is an unbelievable treat

00:54:59.240 you know what I mean

00:54:59.860 and that guy

00:55:00.720 that guy does look like a twink

00:55:02.260 he looks exactly like a twink

00:55:03.720 but

00:55:04.080 he sucks dick

00:55:04.920 he doesn't dress like a twink

00:55:06.560 he's not dressing gay

00:55:07.960 that's just a

00:55:08.520 that's honestly like a

00:55:09.920 just a polo and a black pants

00:55:11.460 he wears fresh

00:55:12.340 fresh white shoes

00:55:13.460 and I respect it

00:55:13.860 his best friend

00:55:15.700 that's straight

00:55:16.320 took him out for Valentine's

00:55:17.600 because he didn't have

00:55:18.160 any fucking swag

00:55:19.680 he didn't have any riz

00:55:20.820 to get a guy

00:55:21.800 on a date with him

00:55:22.640 that's not

00:55:23.080 that's not fucking possible

00:55:24.500 if you're a gay dude

00:55:25.680 you can get any gay cock

00:55:27.060 you want

00:55:27.780 that is not

00:55:28.540 you're not fucking

00:55:29.280 just missing out

00:55:30.080 on like gay cock

00:55:30.980 that's not true

00:55:31.300 actually let me tell you guys

00:55:32.220 what happened

00:55:32.560 so I was in downtown Orlando

00:55:34.100 on a Sunday

00:55:35.640 okay

00:55:36.360 and I guess downtown Orlando

00:55:37.520 is the gayest place

00:55:39.180 in the world

00:55:39.560 it was a pulse nightclub

00:55:40.780 is that where it was

00:55:42.820 in downtown Orlando

00:55:43.480 probably right

00:55:44.040 I think so

00:55:44.460 Orlando yeah

00:55:45.120 no this video was Miami

00:55:47.460 it was the Versace mansion

00:55:49.120 so all this shit is gay

00:55:50.660 it was also gay

00:55:51.480 how does the straight guy

00:55:52.800 know where to take

00:55:53.400 the gay guy to

00:55:54.340 how is that possible

00:55:56.020 he took him to a gay guy's mansion

00:55:57.620 he took him to a Versace's mansion

00:55:59.300 he took him to the gay bar

00:56:00.880 he's trying to fuck him

00:56:01.720 and he knows that's what his homie loves

00:56:03.200 he loves his homie

00:56:04.240 it's not gay

00:56:04.880 I wish it were

00:56:08.300 it's not

00:56:09.040 it's not gay

00:56:10.240 I do think he's trying to fuck him

00:56:11.780 the straight guy

00:56:12.560 he's the closeted one

00:56:15.900 hold on guys

00:56:16.420 let me finish what I'm saying

00:56:17.320 it's gay on the part of the twink guy

00:56:18.460 but not gay on the part of the

00:56:19.820 I was in Orlando

00:56:21.160 guys

00:56:23.180 please let Topps speak

00:56:24.480 there's a question here

00:56:25.500 because I was in Orlando

00:56:26.400 I was talking to my wife

00:56:27.940 about anal sex

00:56:28.720 because we were looking at

00:56:29.540 all the gay people

00:56:30.180 talking about how gross

00:56:31.580 and disgusting it is

00:56:32.400 because

00:56:32.620 there's a considerable amount

00:56:35.000 of tearing and blood

00:56:36.140 that's why AIDS is transferred

00:56:37.760 through the butthole

00:56:38.440 and not through the vagina

00:56:39.240 anyway

00:56:39.580 we were talking about

00:56:41.120 anal sex

00:56:41.500 and we started talking about

00:56:42.600 we were talking about my friend

00:56:44.060 that had gaybies

00:56:44.880 and I said

00:56:45.980 I wonder

00:56:46.540 which

00:56:48.140 you have a friend

00:56:48.720 that has gaybies?

00:56:49.780 he just adopted a baby

00:56:50.980 he has a gaybie

00:56:51.780 you have a friend

00:56:52.880 I thought that was gay babies

00:56:54.100 you have a friend

00:56:54.920 that's gay?

00:56:55.840 high school friend

00:56:56.640 that is stunning to me

00:56:57.760 anal is the best pussy ever

00:56:59.540 it's such a funny

00:57:00.560 you're not wrong

00:57:04.400 anyway

00:57:06.320 so I was talking with her

00:57:08.060 and she was

00:57:08.760 she was explaining to me

00:57:09.780 about how gay people

00:57:10.680 they have to know

00:57:12.340 who's the top

00:57:12.920 or who's the bottom

00:57:13.560 because they don't take turns

00:57:14.900 it's always one way

00:57:16.600 in a relationship

00:57:17.460 you knew that?

00:57:19.740 yeah

00:57:19.920 I only knew that from Shameless

00:57:21.520 I'm sure there's a handful

00:57:22.760 that just fucking

00:57:23.540 I think there are some

00:57:24.180 that switch

00:57:24.740 I think there are some

00:57:25.760 that switch

00:57:26.220 but I think

00:57:26.860 that's typically how it works

00:57:28.060 I mean there has to be

00:57:36.520 because there's those

00:57:37.460 the videos of the guys

00:57:38.860 doing the train

00:57:39.360 where they're all in each other's

00:57:40.240 buttholes

00:57:40.640 in like one

00:57:41.240 like

00:57:41.620 one line

00:57:42.960 I've asked this before

00:57:44.040 and I honestly

00:57:45.200 I struggle

00:57:45.880 like I don't know

00:57:46.520 if it's like

00:57:46.880 my spatial reasoning is off

00:57:48.260 but I can't

00:57:48.860 I can't envision it

00:57:50.000 but I think it's possible

00:57:50.920 is it possible

00:57:51.800 for two dudes

00:57:52.580 to fuck each other's asses

00:57:53.760 at the same time?

00:57:54.400 I feel like it could

00:57:59.000 I feel like

00:57:59.980 I feel like

00:58:00.460 they definitely

00:58:01.040 have definitely tried

00:58:02.000 this is definitely

00:58:03.480 like

00:58:03.700 this might be the first thing

00:58:04.820 after you're gay

00:58:05.400 like you

00:58:06.060 you probably have gay sex

00:58:07.080 for the first time

00:58:07.820 and you're like

00:58:08.160 oh that was great

00:58:08.820 whatever

00:58:09.040 you do the move

00:58:09.780 where you push your dick down

00:58:11.120 it's like

00:58:11.460 it's like

00:58:11.920 it's like

00:58:12.640 it's like twin snakes

00:58:13.780 you know what I'm saying?

00:58:14.860 you can probably do it

00:58:16.100 for like

00:58:16.600 a little bit

00:58:17.320 but it's not comfortable

00:58:18.300 so

00:58:18.740 I'm not saying it feels good

00:58:20.180 I'm just saying

00:58:20.520 like you could do it though

00:58:21.460 you know

00:58:22.040 you've seen that move

00:58:22.780 though where like

00:58:23.180 a guy like

00:58:23.720 kind of dips down

00:58:24.700 into the pussy

00:58:25.260 and pushes his dick down

00:58:26.520 it's the same thing

00:58:27.500 but then one has to be

00:58:28.700 like upside down

00:58:29.820 they have to be

00:58:30.620 like this

00:58:32.040 it's like girls scissoring

00:58:33.860 but they have to be like

00:58:35.120 yeah it's like that

00:58:36.460 but with dudes

00:58:37.180 right

00:58:37.820 this is the best show

00:58:45.100 on fucking internet

00:58:46.140 I swear to god

00:58:47.040 it's like

00:58:48.080 it's like whenever

00:58:49.080 a puzzle

00:58:49.520 Chinese finger traps

00:58:50.420 it's like when like

00:58:51.280 a puzzle piece

00:58:52.400 like fits together

00:58:53.220 perfectly

00:58:53.840 that's what it would be like

00:58:55.200 because it would be like

00:58:56.080 there's like

00:58:57.300 there's a hole

00:58:58.660 and there's a dick

00:58:59.620 it's just that

00:59:00.100 you have to turn

00:59:01.440 and then just

00:59:02.040 you'd both have to be

00:59:03.520 piped up too

00:59:04.220 because you gotta like

00:59:04.820 you gotta reach the keyster

00:59:05.840 but not piped up enough

00:59:08.260 to be like crazy hard

00:59:09.520 like because you could

00:59:10.620 have you even tried

00:59:12.040 pushing your dick down like that

00:59:13.040 when you're super hard

00:59:13.780 it hurts

00:59:14.100 yeah it hurts

00:59:14.980 yeah you can't do that

00:59:16.020 you'd have to be kind of soft

00:59:17.100 yeah

00:59:17.400 oh at my age

00:59:18.280 that's not a problem

00:59:18.840 my dick just

00:59:19.400 comes straight down

00:59:20.040 there's no way that's happening

00:59:21.480 or you have a drake

00:59:22.860 or you have a drake penis

00:59:23.740 you have a drake penis

00:59:24.480 that's just floppy

00:59:25.960 and can go in

00:59:26.460 and he's

00:59:26.780 Clint you're saying

00:59:27.540 when you get hard

00:59:28.260 you just get like hard

00:59:29.540 yeah I just hard

00:59:30.780 just like straight down

00:59:31.800 to the ground

00:59:32.700 it's just too heavy

00:59:36.240 to lift yourself up

00:59:38.480 at some point

00:59:39.660 it's like an elephant trunk

00:59:40.860 like there's no

00:59:42.180 there's none of that

00:59:44.160 it's like a water balloon

00:59:45.440 where it's just hanging

00:59:46.080 but it's like

00:59:46.720 it's dense

00:59:47.400 I just wanted to make

00:59:50.880 the sound effect

00:59:51.440 my dick goes fucking up

00:59:52.600 dude relax

00:59:53.080 I don't believe you now

00:59:54.780 I don't think it does

00:59:55.660 I didn't say it three times

00:59:57.500 so you have to believe me

00:59:58.660 listen I want to ask

01:00:00.920 like so if you had a gay friend

01:00:02.580 would you do this for them

01:00:04.020 and then like

01:00:05.020 they don't get no pussy

01:00:05.820 if we butt fuck

01:00:06.240 no no no no

01:00:07.300 like you're the straight guy

01:00:09.280 and that's

01:00:09.500 obviously we're all straight

01:00:10.800 obviously

01:00:12.700 obviously

01:00:13.400 we're all so straight here

01:00:15.640 we're all so fucking

01:00:16.460 I'm going to be honest

01:00:16.820 of us five

01:00:18.080 the one that I'm most doubtful

01:00:19.820 on their sexuality

01:00:20.820 is you Cole

01:00:21.400 yeah I know that

01:00:22.420 the straightest one

01:00:23.340 out of all of us

01:00:24.060 is probably Toad

01:00:24.920 I would say

01:00:25.940 and that's a

01:00:27.480 that's a crazy thing

01:00:28.400 the guy

01:00:28.880 he has a legitimate

01:00:29.980 aversion to pussy

01:00:31.080 he has a legitimate

01:00:32.140 aversion to pussy

01:00:33.040 yeah he's

01:00:33.460 he's horrified of it

01:00:35.020 I think if you have

01:00:35.720 like a gay straight access

01:00:36.760 he's not even on the chart

01:00:38.120 like he's elsewhere

01:00:39.000 he's off the charts

01:00:40.580 is he frozen

01:00:41.420 yeah he is

01:00:42.500 oh dude

01:00:43.800 this got so much better

01:00:44.700 all of a sudden

01:00:45.120 oh I think

01:00:45.900 I think he finally

01:00:46.840 just like

01:00:47.380 I think he ended it

01:00:48.640 I think he was just like

01:00:49.620 look at our

01:00:49.920 look at our viewer count

01:00:50.680 just skyrocket

01:00:51.340 300

01:00:51.740 I saw it go up

01:00:53.080 and literally saw

01:00:53.840 10 viewers come on

01:00:55.500 like immediately

01:00:56.200 you know what

01:00:58.280 it was

01:00:58.600 1,500

01:00:59.240 2,000

01:00:59.920 I think the FBI

01:01:01.200 was just like

01:01:02.080 hey like

01:01:02.620 I understand

01:01:03.260 we have to infiltrate

01:01:04.480 these guys

01:01:04.900 but we still have to

01:01:05.900 follow DEI rules

01:01:07.060 and this is not

01:01:08.200 DEI compliant

01:01:09.220 right now

01:01:09.820 oh that's right

01:01:09.880 and so they were like

01:01:11.040 we're talking favorably

01:01:12.000 about gay shit

01:01:12.700 so they're like

01:01:13.060 they're like

01:01:13.360 you gotta

01:01:13.800 you gotta get out of here

01:01:14.940 it's almost time for new

01:01:15.880 fiscal time period

01:01:17.500 so we were going to

01:01:18.200 look at funds

01:01:18.800 the fiscal year

01:01:19.640 just rolled over

01:01:20.700 he's done

01:01:21.560 oh it's true

01:01:23.180 it's actually the end of February

01:01:24.500 it's the fiscal year

01:01:26.420 it did roll over

01:01:27.180 I want to live in the world

01:01:28.320 where like

01:01:29.020 like saying positive things

01:01:30.340 about gay shit

01:01:30.980 is like cancelable

01:01:31.980 that's the world

01:01:33.300 that I want to make

01:01:34.080 for my kids

01:01:34.760 no I

01:01:35.780 I think that is

01:01:37.040 actually kind of

01:01:37.920 true

01:01:38.640 on

01:01:39.340 because like

01:01:40.000 not on a mainstream sense

01:01:41.240 but like

01:01:41.600 legitimately the entire

01:01:42.700 like

01:01:43.520 the whole right side

01:01:44.960 of America

01:01:45.400 like if you watch

01:01:46.500 any type of

01:01:47.320 right wing media

01:01:47.980 it is literally like

01:01:48.900 they see like

01:01:49.680 gay dudes kissing

01:01:50.620 on like a commercial

01:01:51.620 and they're like

01:01:52.120 cancel it

01:01:52.640 do not watch it

01:01:53.480 don't fucking do it

01:01:54.560 like so I think

01:01:55.100 that actually

01:01:55.520 no but I mean like

01:01:56.140 I want

01:01:56.760 I want people

01:01:58.040 like

01:01:58.360 I want beautiful

01:01:59.620 white woman

01:02:00.720 with blonde hair

01:02:01.700 and blue eyes

01:02:02.300 yelling at the top

01:02:03.640 of their lungs

01:02:04.280 as like gay people

01:02:05.580 walk down the street

01:02:06.600 like they have to like

01:02:07.620 can I introduce you

01:02:08.420 to Lauren Southern

01:02:09.140 she's like

01:02:10.240 she is alive

01:02:11.260 armies of that

01:02:12.460 I just

01:02:12.780 and I'll call it annoying

01:02:14.500 when it's happening

01:02:16.580 but

01:02:17.200 I do want that right now

01:02:18.780 because it's just

01:02:19.280 that's literally

01:02:20.180 actually

01:02:21.180 Lauren Whiskey

01:02:22.000 that's actually

01:02:22.780 what she does

01:02:23.400 oh that's right

01:02:24.020 professionally

01:02:24.800 sorry I had the wrong

01:02:26.480 Lauren

01:02:26.840 yes

01:02:27.760 Lauren Southern

01:02:29.080 is probably cool

01:02:29.840 with gay people

01:02:30.340 but Lauren Whiskey

01:02:31.080 no

01:02:31.740 not at all

01:02:32.720 I feel like

01:02:34.900 we should leave him out

01:02:36.300 he's gonna kill himself

01:02:37.980 oh man this is like

01:02:39.060 a fucking

01:02:39.480 this is like the worst

01:02:40.460 Brady Bunch episode ever

01:02:41.720 it's like

01:02:42.180 alright

01:02:43.560 sorry

01:02:43.980 I'm done

01:02:44.700 I'm done

01:02:45.240 and we gotta

01:02:45.880 we gotta flip all this

01:02:46.780 shit around

01:02:47.180 this is

01:02:47.640 this is all

01:02:48.640 fuck Comcast

01:02:49.840 okay

01:02:51.160 yeah

01:02:51.540 fuck

01:02:51.900 alright you guys want to do a meal

01:02:53.900 is your house still haunted toad

01:02:55.080 yeah

01:02:55.960 oh yeah

01:02:56.680 it's gotten worse

01:02:58.120 I think

01:02:58.560 he needs a Rife machine

01:03:00.120 he needs a Rife machine

01:03:01.000 real bad

01:03:01.500 the voices are still going

01:03:03.240 honestly

01:03:03.740 this is

01:03:04.180 you know

01:03:04.420 this is also one

01:03:05.200 this is another reason

01:03:06.400 for the Rife butt plug

01:03:07.620 is it's

01:03:08.580 you can take it with you

01:03:10.160 everywhere

01:03:10.640 can you super chat us $300

01:03:13.660 and tell us if there's a frequency

01:03:15.200 that kills ghosts

01:03:16.920 no but

01:03:17.600 no but seriously

01:03:18.240 like I think the Rife butt plug

01:03:19.760 I think the Rife machine butt plug

01:03:21.040 is like

01:03:21.660 because how big are these Rife machines

01:03:22.920 are they big enough to where you can take them with you everywhere

01:03:25.020 bigger than a house

01:03:26.740 this is actually the Rife machine butt plug

01:03:30.260 that is the Rife machine butt plug

01:03:31.760 that's as small as he can make it

01:03:34.260 and like

01:03:34.680 that thing

01:03:35.780 that thing would fuck your life up

01:03:38.220 if you if you actually

01:03:39.440 like just just getting it into your fucking keister would be a nightmare

01:03:43.060 but once it's in there

01:03:44.140 if you actually

01:03:44.700 like if you squeeze your asshole

01:03:46.000 it would squeeze the button

01:03:47.200 and it would fucking electrocute the inside of your body

01:03:49.300 that is crazy

01:03:50.580 what would we have to do

01:03:51.760 for you to put that inside of your body

01:03:53.960 and like to let us go viral

01:03:56.000 like just be like

01:03:56.840 Tower Gang Wednesday mother

01:03:58.520 no

01:03:59.140 hey

01:03:59.660 this is not a joke either

01:04:00.780 so this is a serious question

01:04:02.140 I'm not gonna do it

01:04:03.760 he wouldn't go to California

01:04:06.620 he wouldn't go to California

01:04:08.280 to debate

01:04:08.660 and it got

01:04:09.060 the RFK Jr

01:04:10.020 do you think he's gonna shove

01:04:10.920 the Gillis shit got canceled

01:04:12.000 I'm not gonna pay

01:04:13.520 I don't know how we haven't talked about that

01:04:15.080 the P of California

01:04:15.800 five thousand dollars

01:04:17.140 or whatever the fuck

01:04:17.700 you weren't going to pay a penny

01:04:19.280 no

01:04:20.180 would any of you guys do this

01:04:22.640 at least

01:04:23.220 like I'm not saying put it in

01:04:24.400 but would you let me

01:04:25.340 touch

01:04:26.080 like let the tip of that

01:04:27.720 that dildo

01:04:28.740 just

01:04:29.000 kiss your butthole

01:04:30.360 and

01:04:30.600 give you a shock

01:04:32.100 I mean

01:04:33.200 so you're just asking

01:04:34.020 if we want to get tasered in the ass

01:04:35.700 tasered in the ass

01:04:36.760 but with the dick

01:04:37.820 I'm concerned by this

01:04:39.020 because when I was

01:04:40.020 going over my ailments

01:04:41.420 you kind of like

01:04:42.900 skipped over

01:04:43.800 when I mentioned the

01:04:44.820 nigga we didn't skip

01:04:45.960 the functionally bicuspid

01:04:47.720 aortic valve

01:04:48.600 part of it

01:04:49.200 like I can't

01:04:50.060 are you really coming back to this

01:04:51.260 I can't over

01:04:52.380 stimulate

01:04:53.200 the heart

01:04:54.280 oh

01:04:55.120 yeah you gotta fuck the heart

01:04:56.500 that's why you can't have sex

01:04:58.100 that's why you can't have sex

01:04:59.000 it's like

01:05:00.200 it's like

01:05:00.480 it's like

01:05:01.000 it's like

01:05:01.120 it's like

01:05:02.420 it's like the Bruce Banner shit

01:05:04.120 of like

01:05:04.560 where he if he has sex

01:05:05.560 he gets too excited

01:05:06.500 and turns into the Hulk

01:05:07.260 but like

01:05:07.760 Toad just dies

01:05:08.680 like he just

01:05:09.340 it's just

01:05:09.680 it's kind of like

01:05:10.840 the opposite of the Hulk

01:05:11.720 he becomes worse

01:05:12.860 is that why you didn't do the push-ups

01:05:15.620 because you thought

01:05:16.360 you were going to die

01:05:16.840 what is it

01:05:17.340 like the left ventricle

01:05:18.800 or whichever

01:05:19.260 section of the heart

01:05:20.640 pumps the blood

01:05:21.320 into the aorta

01:05:22.300 the valve that's there

01:05:23.680 is supposed to have

01:05:24.180 three leaflets

01:05:25.700 and mine has two

01:05:26.660 I was just born that way

01:05:28.220 so that means

01:05:28.740 they're going to wear out

01:05:29.640 faster

01:05:30.280 you're literally built different

01:05:31.780 I am

01:05:32.780 I'm built retarded

01:05:34.640 can we go mailbag

01:05:40.140 we haven't done mailbag at all

01:05:41.480 I want to hear mailbag

01:05:44.020 these guys

01:05:44.820 I want to hear Mark Vestibule

01:05:45.960 what he has to say

01:05:46.780 yeah that's true

01:05:47.800 alright

01:05:48.200 Mark Vestibule

01:05:49.620 I knew it

01:05:50.600 if each of you had 30 seconds

01:05:52.420 to fuck up Toad

01:05:53.460 barehanded

01:05:54.140 do you think you could kill him

01:05:55.300 oh yeah

01:05:56.100 oh 30 seconds

01:05:57.440 I need one second

01:05:59.240 maybe not kill him

01:06:00.640 but it'd be damn close

01:06:01.940 I honestly think

01:06:05.000 in one second

01:06:05.680 I could kill you

01:06:06.580 no no

01:06:07.140 no because

01:06:07.920 Jose you could get his back

01:06:09.540 immediately right

01:06:10.340 you need his back

01:06:12.220 no you're just going to pound him

01:06:14.380 like I guess

01:06:14.880 I'd get a four

01:06:15.540 no no no no

01:06:16.340 you definitely go

01:06:17.260 because like

01:06:17.780 if his heart is that fucked up

01:06:19.460 just like get his neck

01:06:21.180 he's speaking directly to you

01:06:23.540 with this tweet

01:06:24.140 and it's amazing

01:06:25.080 every time

01:06:25.540 now every time I think of this tweet

01:06:27.220 I'm going to think of you

01:06:27.940 just born fucked up

01:06:29.720 nothing you can do about it

01:06:31.340 built

01:06:31.480 no

01:06:31.900 I'm a half glass full guy

01:06:33.740 built different

01:06:34.380 Toad's just built different

01:06:35.460 he's built different

01:06:35.980 30 seconds

01:06:37.180 you would just have to like

01:06:38.160 like real quick

01:06:39.080 full mount

01:06:39.600 just fucking pound away

01:06:41.180 no I don't think

01:06:42.320 I don't think they would kill him

01:06:43.260 you can't kill him

01:06:44.600 with a rear naked

01:06:45.200 in 30 seconds

01:06:45.920 you just passed out

01:06:46.280 yes you could

01:06:46.740 yes you could

01:06:47.360 if he has heart problems

01:06:49.360 if he has heart problems

01:06:50.160 you cut off

01:06:50.840 no

01:06:51.160 he's asleep in 8 seconds

01:06:53.420 why would you mean

01:06:54.160 30 seconds

01:06:54.840 just hammer the dude in the face

01:06:56.420 he's gone

01:06:56.920 with your bare hands

01:06:58.420 you could just punch me in the heart

01:06:59.100 and I would die

01:06:59.860 what are you talking about

01:07:00.660 that wouldn't be fun enough

01:07:02.200 I want to hit you in the fucking head

01:07:03.300 no no no

01:07:03.760 I think you have to go

01:07:05.360 you have to get him

01:07:06.140 because he's out

01:07:06.700 he's out in 8 seconds

01:07:07.900 he's out in 8 seconds

01:07:10.660 his heart will stop

01:07:11.820 within like

01:07:12.460 15 seconds

01:07:13.520 I think

01:07:14.220 we should do a skid

01:07:15.880 we should have Toad

01:07:17.360 go out and try and pick up

01:07:18.300 skittles from a 7-Eleven

01:07:19.320 and then we should just

01:07:20.180 bash his head on the ground

01:07:21.020 until he expires

01:07:22.180 I can kill Toad

01:07:25.320 in one second

01:07:26.000 and I don't need

01:07:26.940 as much power

01:07:27.860 as any of you guys

01:07:28.840 Toad looks like

01:07:30.420 I've looked at him

01:07:31.160 he looks like

01:07:32.060 he's got a certain spot

01:07:33.260 on the back of his head

01:07:35.400 that's like softer

01:07:36.580 people don't know this

01:07:38.440 but like the back of his head

01:07:39.580 there is no skull

01:07:40.420 I'm like a big baby

01:07:41.340 I have a soft spot

01:07:42.380 I bet you

01:07:43.080 if you punched him

01:07:44.020 if you punched him

01:07:44.980 just right

01:07:45.600 like your knuckle

01:07:46.520 just landed

01:07:47.180 in a certain part

01:07:48.620 of his skull

01:07:49.180 you'd kill him

01:07:50.600 isn't that like a thing

01:07:53.660 where because like

01:07:54.420 you don't need to go

01:07:55.180 single knuckle

01:07:55.720 he's got a big enough

01:07:56.820 hole there

01:07:57.720 that you could go

01:07:58.260 full fist

01:07:58.740 just straight into his brain

01:07:59.880 is that a thing

01:08:01.100 of like those babies

01:08:02.480 that have like

01:08:02.860 the flat back of their head

01:08:03.920 because their parents

01:08:04.640 wouldn't pick them up

01:08:05.320 and they just let them

01:08:05.900 like lay

01:08:06.280 the joke's on you though

01:08:09.900 if you punch me

01:08:10.940 right there

01:08:11.320 in the back of the head

01:08:11.940 that's like

01:08:12.380 the right occipital

01:08:13.420 that's where the stroke happens

01:08:14.660 that part's already

01:08:15.360 fucking damaged man

01:08:16.380 yeah

01:08:16.980 well I'm gonna punch hard enough

01:08:18.680 that I'm gonna fuck

01:08:19.220 the rest of it up

01:08:20.100 I legit thought

01:08:21.200 you were gonna make

01:08:21.640 a cum joke

01:08:22.260 I legit thought

01:08:22.920 if you punch me

01:08:23.520 in the back of the head

01:08:23.860 I'll just nut

01:08:24.500 I thought he was gonna bring out

01:08:27.680 like that's the part

01:08:28.200 of the brain

01:08:28.600 that controls the orgasm

01:08:30.020 and so you punch me

01:08:31.240 in the back of the head

01:08:31.680 I just nut

01:08:32.260 that's it

01:08:32.660 so Top

01:08:33.320 I was just gonna say

01:08:35.880 I noticed that a lot

01:08:36.640 of black kids

01:08:37.240 have like a flat

01:08:38.160 back of the head

01:08:38.800 and it's from being

01:08:39.580 like laid down

01:08:40.340 and left there

01:08:40.840 all the time

01:08:41.180 yeah they just

01:08:41.580 leave them there

01:08:42.060 yeah

01:08:42.340 no legit

01:08:44.020 it's not

01:08:45.700 you haven't noticed that

01:08:49.020 the best racism

01:08:50.420 is real racism

01:08:51.240 dude

01:08:51.840 there's

01:08:52.660 there's a

01:08:54.040 there's

01:08:55.080 there's a

01:08:55.720 I'll be on Stu Peter's show

01:08:59.660 tomorrow

01:09:00.060 there's a trend

01:09:01.960 there's a trend

01:09:02.620 on like TikTok

01:09:03.320 and stuff

01:09:03.820 of like

01:09:04.280 they're like

01:09:04.980 they'll be like

01:09:05.720 let's see who parents

01:09:06.700 loved them as a child

01:09:07.740 and they go

01:09:08.560 and they feel

01:09:09.280 the back of their head

01:09:10.280 and if it's a flat head

01:09:11.500 they're like

01:09:11.820 your parents didn't love you

01:09:12.820 a lot of girls

01:09:13.860 a lot of girls too

01:09:15.020 have like weird shaped heads

01:09:16.820 like they have all that hair

01:09:18.380 but if you start to notice

01:09:20.020 the shape of these

01:09:20.660 bitches heads

01:09:21.200 like damn

01:09:21.700 that's crazy looking

01:09:22.580 like what happened to you

01:09:23.320 as a kid

01:09:23.660 you have to have

01:09:24.400 like a curve

01:09:25.800 to the back of your head

01:09:26.760 or like

01:09:27.180 if it's flat at all

01:09:28.500 like you're

01:09:29.200 you got a nasty curve dude

01:09:33.200 your parents love

01:09:34.100 the fuck out of you

01:09:35.000 you was just sucking

01:09:36.380 on them heavies all the time

01:09:37.540 that's what it was

01:09:38.280 the flat head

01:09:40.620 Native American tribe

01:09:42.360 the Indian tribe

01:09:43.100 the flat heads

01:09:43.720 those must have been

01:09:44.780 like the worst parents ever

01:09:46.440 that's an obscure reference

01:09:48.840 to a Native American tribe

01:09:50.700 to make a flat head joke

01:09:52.600 we were all black people

01:09:53.740 you could have went anywhere

01:09:54.700 that's so good

01:09:55.820 Toad's parents hated him so much

01:09:57.580 the back of his head

01:09:58.440 is a 90 degree angle

01:09:59.680 to the top shelf

01:10:00.540 it's actually

01:10:01.040 it's actually inverted

01:10:02.040 it's actually like

01:10:03.340 it's actually going inside

01:10:04.540 well I know

01:10:05.600 they just like

01:10:06.160 they just laid on some blocks

01:10:08.220 or some shit

01:10:08.780 and he just

01:10:09.120 I don't know

01:10:10.580 my mom has said that

01:10:11.800 like I don't know

01:10:12.220 my dad would like

01:10:13.120 I don't know

01:10:13.540 like drag me across the floor

01:10:15.080 in some cases

01:10:15.660 and like whacked my head

01:10:17.260 on some shit

01:10:17.840 like I don't fucking know

01:10:18.840 what the fuck

01:10:19.420 I don't even

01:10:20.820 it's like every time

01:10:22.380 it's like

01:10:23.120 does your dad

01:10:24.100 does your dad love you

01:10:25.700 probably not

01:10:27.480 do you think

01:10:28.160 like

01:10:28.480 yeah I'm gonna go with

01:10:29.480 yeah

01:10:29.840 do you think

01:10:30.580 do you think

01:10:34.300 that like

01:10:34.720 do you think

01:10:35.240 alright this is a real question

01:10:36.420 do you think that

01:10:37.260 if like

01:10:37.620 if you could

01:10:38.440 if you had a time machine

01:10:39.320 and you saw baby toad

01:10:41.260 like it's gotta be

01:10:42.000 it's gotta be

01:10:42.640 would you kill it

01:10:43.620 it's gotta be mortified

01:10:44.520 right

01:10:44.720 yeah

01:10:45.000 if you could go back

01:10:46.840 in time

01:10:47.200 would you kill baby toad

01:10:48.180 yeah

01:10:48.720 but this is serious

01:10:50.400 like

01:10:50.720 I'm gonna end your suffering now

01:10:51.840 I know what you go through

01:10:52.800 do you think you could kill toad

01:10:54.100 from punting

01:10:54.720 punting the infant toad

01:10:56.600 yeah

01:10:57.000 what the fuck

01:10:58.500 yeah

01:10:58.720 I mean

01:10:58.980 the reason toad's head is flat

01:11:01.560 his parents loved him

01:11:02.800 his mom would have been

01:11:03.840 holding him all the time

01:11:04.500 but the doctors were probably like

01:11:06.020 hey

01:11:06.220 leave this kid down

01:11:07.520 like if you pick him up

01:11:08.680 he was born

01:11:09.420 it's not his fault

01:11:10.360 he was born fucked up

01:11:11.580 there literally is a thing

01:11:13.420 where like

01:11:13.860 ma'am ma'am

01:11:14.920 please please

01:11:15.580 he's built different

01:11:16.620 please don't

01:11:17.720 I thought I kind of wanted to

01:11:19.740 bring this up

01:11:20.280 built fucked up man

01:11:20.980 I don't even know what this is

01:11:22.500 yeah what

01:11:23.060 you got a surprising amount of likes for this

01:11:25.940 why does anyone care

01:11:27.140 what is this

01:11:28.260 oh

01:11:28.600 yeah

01:11:29.040 what is this

01:11:29.780 I was not gonna read this one

01:11:31.420 cause

01:11:32.420 who the fuck cares

01:11:33.640 but yeah

01:11:34.100 I had a cheatsa last night

01:11:35.480 is that funny

01:11:36.020 I don't fucking know

01:11:36.720 something like 60 people liked it on twitter

01:11:38.840 I was astounded

01:11:39.540 like who gives a shit about what you're eating

01:11:41.020 it's KFC's new limited time item

01:11:43.920 where they take a fry

01:11:44.860 like a couple of pieces of fried chicken

01:11:46.760 and they just turn it into a pizza

01:11:48.400 and they throw

01:11:49.160 Toad's the first retard influencer

01:11:51.200 cheese and pepperoni on top of it

01:11:53.560 god that looks disgusting

01:11:54.900 it actually sounds pretty dope

01:11:55.900 no

01:11:56.400 is this why

01:11:56.880 you were complaining

01:11:57.820 it takes a minute of looks

01:11:59.320 you guys were saying

01:12:00.720 that I haven't been in the chat as much

01:12:02.380 because of Toad

01:12:03.120 but you were complaining about

01:12:04.400 like having something wrong

01:12:05.480 with your stomach again

01:12:06.400 was this

01:12:06.860 was this it

01:12:07.580 yes he was

01:12:08.600 yeah this was it

01:12:09.200 yes

01:12:09.500 this was it

01:12:10.020 yeah

01:12:11.140 it's like

01:12:11.460 I don't even care anymore

01:12:13.120 why do you keep on doing this to us

01:12:14.740 it was funny because today

01:12:18.900 he texted Elizabeth

01:12:19.740 like complaining about his job

01:12:21.200 and like

01:12:21.800 she was like

01:12:22.300 yeah

01:12:22.440 he's like complaining about his job

01:12:24.060 and I was like

01:12:25.000 I was like

01:12:25.440 he doesn't leave

01:12:26.820 like it's like

01:12:27.400 everything he does

01:12:29.160 in his life

01:12:29.680 has a solution

01:12:30.380 and there's one final one

01:12:32.140 it's all so easy

01:12:33.140 yeah

01:12:33.760 just

01:12:34.120 well

01:12:34.480 yeah

01:12:35.080 I mean the solution

01:12:35.820 is killing myself

01:12:36.740 we were just

01:12:38.720 we were just inferring it

01:12:39.800 you fucking said it

01:12:40.640 you asshole

01:12:41.220 I didn't mean it

01:12:42.340 you don't even need to kill yourself

01:12:45.700 we've been over this a million times

01:12:47.080 you have

01:12:47.380 like plenty of equity

01:12:48.720 plenty of money put away

01:12:49.840 if you just stopped your gambling habit

01:12:51.400 moved out of the city

01:12:52.360 you'd be fucking

01:12:53.180 oh I made money

01:12:54.160 yeah but it's like

01:12:54.380 his debilitating

01:12:55.360 debilitating physical conditions

01:12:57.700 please please

01:12:58.380 there's nothing he can do

01:12:59.140 please please

01:12:59.560 please don't try and save his life

01:13:01.200 please don't

01:13:02.140 no I'm realizing we can't

01:13:03.900 because like

01:13:04.360 as

01:13:04.600 at first we were like

01:13:06.200 dude just let the world

01:13:06.780 he has no responsibilities

01:13:07.660 I'm sorry go on

01:13:08.380 yeah I know

01:13:08.740 but what I'm saying is that

01:13:10.020 he is physically in a condition

01:13:12.000 nothing's holding you back

01:13:12.720 sorry go on

01:13:13.340 his physical condition

01:13:15.440 is holding him back

01:13:16.240 he gets heartburn

01:13:17.220 or like

01:13:17.680 I don't know

01:13:18.160 he throws up

01:13:19.200 when he doesn't drink coffee

01:13:20.380 his heart

01:13:21.340 he can't exercise

01:13:22.060 but he needs coffee

01:13:22.860 correct

01:13:23.300 that is right actually

01:13:24.300 yeah

01:13:24.580 Tyler can you bring up

01:13:25.680 the chick fight

01:13:27.760 that Clint sent

01:13:28.700 this woman's got big hands

01:13:30.700 and she doesn't

01:13:31.480 she doesn't make excuses

01:13:32.460 she just names herself after it

01:13:34.560 name yourself something like that

01:13:36.180 name yourself

01:13:36.720 like preemie

01:13:38.020 preemie

01:13:38.720 you know like

01:13:39.780 my mom fucking did drugs

01:13:41.600 while I was in the

01:13:42.180 like name yourself that

01:13:43.480 just call me born fucked up

01:13:44.860 from now on

01:13:45.640 yeah dude that's great

01:13:46.660 stop calling yourself toad

01:13:47.820 call yourself built different

01:13:49.040 no instead of

01:13:49.840 instead of please be patient

01:13:50.980 I have autism

01:13:51.420 like please be patient

01:13:52.220 I was born fucked up

01:13:53.160 like that's just what

01:13:53.960 that's the hat you need

01:13:54.880 and just wear it all the time

01:13:56.020 that's that's a merch idea

01:13:57.260 if there ever was one

01:13:58.360 please be patient

01:13:59.620 I was born fucked up

01:14:00.520 I do like that

01:14:01.560 yeah

01:14:01.920 I want to see this

01:14:02.980 this is uh

01:14:03.860 this is great

01:14:04.440 I can't believe

01:14:08.000 Ashton's still wearing a mask

01:14:09.240 who taught these chicks leg kicks

01:14:12.900 this is just not

01:14:13.900 you know what's remarkable though

01:14:16.120 still no punching power

01:14:17.920 at all

01:14:18.360 I know it's crazy

01:14:19.420 aggressively getting better

01:14:23.160 keep punching mask off her face

01:14:25.780 knee

01:14:27.260 with the knees

01:14:28.280 dude I'm telling you

01:14:29.320 like this

01:14:29.660 oh

01:14:31.540 that's a legal hit

01:14:33.120 jaw of the gods

01:14:35.280 she's taking punches dude

01:14:38.500 this is why Ashton and I

01:14:42.880 dated for so long

01:14:43.720 I love that at the same time

01:14:46.040 they both had to put their hair back

01:14:47.500 did you see that she started

01:14:50.740 trying to check the leg kick

01:14:52.780 if you go back

01:14:55.180 she tries to check it

01:14:56.200 with her knee

01:14:56.700 she actually does the right thing

01:14:57.740 if you go back a little bit

01:14:59.040 yeah she does it accidentally

01:15:00.200 yeah

01:15:00.560 if you look

01:15:01.800 it's like uh

01:15:02.820 jeez

01:15:04.060 oh shit

01:15:04.640 oh

01:15:07.140 oh

01:15:08.140 oh

01:15:09.140 oh

01:15:10.140 oh

01:15:11.140 oh

01:15:12.140 oh

01:15:13.140 all right

01:15:13.820 what's going on in this video

01:15:15.300 just lower that

01:15:15.940 you keep playing that I guess

01:15:16.780 yeah you keep playing

01:15:17.340 just lower the video

01:15:18.180 real quick

01:15:19.060 the bitch with the red hair

01:15:20.020 you already made that joke

01:15:20.740 in the chat

01:15:21.700 and it didn't work

01:15:22.640 I don't know

01:15:23.160 right there

01:15:23.440 right there

01:15:23.720 she tried to check it

01:15:24.480 she tried to check it here

01:15:26.440 watch

01:15:27.880 she doesn't try to

01:15:28.660 do you see that

01:15:29.180 she puts that knee up

01:15:30.080 it was the wrong knee though

01:15:31.840 you have a girl

01:15:32.960 that is

01:15:33.580 is like three months

01:15:34.840 deep into Muay Thai

01:15:36.160 MMA training

01:15:37.100 can't really still fight

01:15:38.780 but knows like

01:15:39.760 the one, two, ten

01:15:41.200 and you have another girl

01:15:42.660 who says

01:15:43.420 I won't even turn on UFC

01:15:44.740 because I don't like

01:15:46.040 to look at it

01:15:46.700 she has no idea

01:15:47.700 what to do

01:15:48.560 so like

01:15:48.960 that check kick

01:15:49.800 UFC is yucky

01:15:50.740 she's blocking her body

01:15:52.300 her ovaries

01:15:53.080 from getting pounded again

01:15:54.240 and accidentally

01:15:54.940 like fucking forms

01:15:55.900 the correct 90 degree angle

01:15:57.060 to check a kick

01:15:57.680 and this other girl

01:15:58.680 is like poor form

01:15:59.720 but like

01:16:00.500 she looks good

01:16:01.400 because now

01:16:01.960 everybody does MMA

01:16:03.220 to this point

01:16:03.900 where like

01:16:04.240 they can do that

01:16:04.940 this is a problem

01:16:05.680 this is a legit

01:16:06.620 I brought this up

01:16:07.520 I said this is a legit problem

01:16:08.440 how is it a problem

01:16:09.240 that bitches know

01:16:10.780 how to leg kick now

01:16:11.560 there's no punching power

01:16:12.620 like honestly

01:16:13.540 fuck them up

01:16:14.260 it would have been great

01:16:15.100 if the blonde

01:16:15.600 when she checked that kick

01:16:16.640 if the fucking Latina bitch

01:16:18.180 if her fucking

01:16:18.900 if her shin just

01:16:19.800 did the whole 90 degrees

01:16:21.380 like break

01:16:22.300 oh yeah

01:16:22.720 she checks it

01:16:23.340 and it breaks

01:16:24.000 and it was like

01:16:24.800 accidentally

01:16:25.640 the white girl freaks out

01:16:27.060 it's like

01:16:27.960 she's going like

01:16:29.000 it's like a 10-7 round

01:16:30.920 but like

01:16:31.360 the 7-1

01:16:32.680 because of her like

01:16:33.380 TKO

01:16:34.320 it would be you

01:16:41.400 and Ashton

01:16:41.760 but it would just be

01:16:42.320 both of them

01:16:42.840 would be the blonde girl

01:16:43.680 just like not

01:16:44.420 like not knowing

01:16:45.340 how to fight at all

01:16:46.280 like I said

01:16:46.700 Tom was 2000

01:16:47.420 we made that joke

01:16:48.480 that's fucking hilarious

01:16:49.700 dude

01:16:49.960 that was Tom was 2000

01:16:51.080 this is what

01:16:51.780 this is the problem

01:16:52.340 and this goes back

01:16:53.000 to like

01:16:53.440 Misesi and economics

01:16:54.680 so things start off

01:16:56.020 very high price

01:16:56.940 right like

01:16:57.360 MMA schools

01:16:58.200 sounds like

01:16:58.560 nonsense Jew shit

01:16:59.500 go ahead

01:17:00.180 it is nonsense Jew shit

01:17:01.520 and I'll tell you why

01:17:02.260 so yeah

01:17:05.260 like when I started

01:17:06.220 like training MMA

01:17:07.100 it was very expensive

01:17:08.080 to join the gym

01:17:08.900 now it's like

01:17:10.000 half the price

01:17:10.840 to join a gym

01:17:11.420 and there's a gym

01:17:12.320 on every corner

01:17:13.040 and it's like

01:17:14.120 we're getting

01:17:14.780 MMA created

01:17:15.980 this beautiful thing

01:17:16.660 where white people

01:17:17.520 were fucking up

01:17:18.360 black people

01:17:19.000 for a long time

01:17:20.820 and like

01:17:21.340 they'd just be like

01:17:22.060 and the black people

01:17:23.380 was like

01:17:23.680 they were like

01:17:24.220 I don't know

01:17:24.800 how to do this

01:17:25.380 kind of thing

01:17:25.720 and then they

01:17:26.080 fuck them up

01:17:26.640 leg kicks

01:17:27.280 choking them out

01:17:28.060 and shit like that

01:17:28.600 it's getting to

01:17:29.500 the price point now

01:17:30.220 where black people

01:17:30.880 are able to afford it

01:17:31.780 this happened

01:17:32.440 with baseball

01:17:32.960 that's why

01:17:33.680 baseball is garbage

01:17:34.500 baseball is a

01:17:35.480 very expensive sport

01:17:36.420 then you could

01:17:36.920 just kind of

01:17:37.300 do it anywhere

01:17:38.200 have you seen

01:17:39.520 the videos

01:17:40.360 of black people

01:17:40.960 that are starting

01:17:41.420 to ski

01:17:41.860 have you seen

01:17:42.980 that

01:17:43.160 dude it's crazy

01:17:44.360 dude there's videos

01:17:45.660 of like

01:17:46.180 don't tell me

01:17:47.040 black people

01:17:47.460 are taking over

01:17:48.000 the slopes dude

01:17:48.860 dude

01:17:49.180 so it's crazy

01:17:50.280 because they're

01:17:50.720 starting to show

01:17:51.260 up to the ski lodge

01:17:52.180 and like

01:17:52.840 no

01:17:53.200 and people that are

01:17:54.900 there you know

01:17:55.500 like because

01:17:56.000 it's all white

01:17:56.740 so like

01:17:57.360 everybody just has

01:17:58.020 their skis

01:17:58.500 just sitting outside

01:17:59.560 high trust society

01:18:00.600 it's a high trust society

01:18:02.020 and like

01:18:02.460 the black people

01:18:03.400 they come in

01:18:04.140 they're like

01:18:04.500 why everybody just

01:18:05.260 leave their shit

01:18:05.860 out everywhere

01:18:06.560 free shoes

01:18:07.040 motherfucker

01:18:07.520 why they got a

01:18:10.140 rental shop

01:18:10.740 with all these

01:18:11.180 free skis

01:18:12.020 sitting out

01:18:12.400 it really makes

01:18:13.340 no sense for

01:18:13.880 black people to be

01:18:14.620 like anywhere up

01:18:15.360 in the snow

01:18:15.820 because they have

01:18:16.460 nowhere to hide

01:18:17.260 we'll be in trouble

01:18:19.100 when they start to

01:18:19.760 swim

01:18:20.200 thanks for that

01:18:21.480 Toad

01:18:21.760 have you seen

01:18:23.540 this so

01:18:23.940 because like

01:18:25.360 each

01:18:25.780 this actually was

01:18:26.840 a question that

01:18:27.280 I kind of wanted

01:18:27.740 to bring up

01:18:28.200 was

01:18:28.520 if you get one

01:18:29.920 year to train

01:18:30.580 for any

01:18:31.200 Olympic event

01:18:32.120 could you

01:18:33.120 like not place

01:18:34.040 last

01:18:34.460 and I was going

01:18:35.580 to say swimming

01:18:36.520 because every

01:18:38.160 no no no

01:18:38.740 listen

01:18:39.120 you got tiny arms

01:18:40.300 homeboy

01:18:40.660 fucked up dude

01:18:41.540 dude

01:18:41.820 no no

01:18:42.300 you gotta listen

01:18:42.700 to this

01:18:42.960 every year

01:18:43.720 there's like

01:18:44.480 some like

01:18:45.020 crazy small

01:18:46.340 like African

01:18:47.840 country

01:18:48.340 that tries out

01:18:49.160 for swimming

01:18:49.540 and they

01:18:50.160 suck dick

01:18:51.100 at it

01:18:51.520 like it's

01:18:52.140 it's actually

01:18:52.800 out there

01:18:54.280 they qualified

01:18:55.080 because they're

01:18:55.900 the only people

01:18:56.440 that went out

01:18:56.960 for and

01:18:57.420 what the fuck

01:18:58.780 oh yeah

01:18:59.480 oh yeah

01:18:59.920 this is the

01:19:00.780 pretty fair point

01:19:02.360 this is black

01:19:03.220 people skiing

01:19:03.880 oh no

01:19:05.740 they're fighting

01:19:06.360 what is happening

01:19:10.460 here

01:19:10.780 that's what I'm

01:19:11.400 saying

01:19:11.660 I feel like

01:19:14.000 those may have

01:19:14.520 been white people

01:19:15.180 right

01:19:15.700 no

01:19:17.580 no

01:19:17.920 those are

01:19:18.240 black people

01:19:18.780 no

01:19:19.320 so

01:19:19.700 by the way

01:19:20.400 I think

01:19:21.260 that there's

01:19:21.660 two options

01:19:22.740 I think

01:19:23.040 swimming is

01:19:23.500 one

01:19:23.680 because like

01:19:24.240 the

01:19:24.480 because

01:19:24.800 you couldn't

01:19:25.180 do anything

01:19:25.600 track and

01:19:26.020 field

01:19:26.240 you'll get

01:19:26.680 absolutely

01:19:27.200 roasted

01:19:27.560 by the

01:19:28.140 black guys

01:19:28.580 that are

01:19:28.840 out there

01:19:29.260 javelin throw

01:19:30.240 all that

01:19:30.700 shit

01:19:30.900 you just have

01:19:32.080 to pick a

01:19:32.400 sport where

01:19:32.760 you're better

01:19:33.180 than the

01:19:33.540 worst person

01:19:34.180 no

01:19:34.460 the best

01:19:35.200 one is

01:19:35.580 no you

01:19:36.680 pick a

01:19:37.060 team sport

01:19:37.700 you pick

01:19:38.160 basketball

01:19:38.780 oh yeah

01:19:39.920 because you

01:19:40.780 just sit on

01:19:41.300 the fucking

01:19:41.680 bench

01:19:42.040 but that's

01:19:43.100 a cop out

01:19:43.600 I think

01:19:43.980 if it was

01:19:44.540 an individual

01:19:45.000 sport

01:19:45.360 I'm definitely

01:19:45.860 going swimming

01:19:46.400 I'm going to

01:19:47.260 beat some

01:19:47.700 African swimmer

01:19:48.660 that like

01:19:49.180 doesn't even

01:19:49.700 section 8

01:19:50.420 it has to be a

01:19:50.960 specific type

01:19:51.700 of swimming

01:19:52.120 but yeah

01:19:52.820 butterfly

01:19:54.020 respectfully

01:19:54.760 like even

01:19:55.600 even a

01:19:56.360 fucking

01:19:56.620 the best

01:19:57.680 swimmer in

01:19:58.460 Uganda

01:19:58.820 is gonna

01:19:59.300 fucking

01:19:59.740 roast you

01:20:00.940 in the

01:20:01.380 have you not

01:20:02.060 seen the videos

01:20:02.560 there's videos

01:20:03.140 of it

01:20:03.720 Clint

01:20:04.020 it's an

01:20:04.340 interesting one

01:20:04.820 because

01:20:04.980 black people

01:20:07.260 could dominate

01:20:07.820 in swimming

01:20:08.260 too

01:20:08.560 because they're

01:20:09.100 like probably

01:20:09.740 stronger

01:20:10.300 but like that's

01:20:11.200 and that's

01:20:11.560 the lowest bar

01:20:12.320 like literally

01:20:12.840 you just got to

01:20:13.420 get to water

01:20:13.980 and learn how

01:20:14.560 to swim

01:20:14.860 in it

01:20:15.060 that's all

01:20:15.480 that

01:20:15.720 literally

01:20:17.220 as soon as

01:20:18.280 they learn

01:20:18.720 the whole

01:20:19.680 reason that

01:20:20.140 they have the

01:20:21.740 aversion to

01:20:22.280 water is because

01:20:22.800 of the slave

01:20:23.220 ships

01:20:23.540 if they can get

01:20:24.820 over that

01:20:25.300 if they can get

01:20:26.620 over that

01:20:27.340 we're fucked

01:20:32.100 we have to rely

01:20:35.380 on their

01:20:35.700 better nature

01:20:36.220 then to like

01:20:36.760 like if they

01:20:37.260 are getting

01:20:37.680 over that

01:20:38.080 then maybe

01:20:38.440 the next

01:20:38.840 step of

01:20:39.140 evolution

01:20:39.560 will hit

01:20:39.960 them

01:20:40.120 and then

01:20:40.420 we're not

01:20:41.000 fucked

01:20:41.260 then it's

01:20:42.220 then they

01:20:42.540 join the

01:20:42.860 rest of

01:20:43.180 us

01:20:43.300 maybe

01:20:43.480 that's

01:20:43.740 a great

01:20:44.280 point

01:20:44.560 maybe if

01:20:44.920 they learn

01:20:45.140 how to

01:20:45.380 swim

01:20:45.580 they'll be

01:20:45.860 cool again

01:20:46.300 this is

01:20:47.260 literally

01:20:47.520 put out

01:20:48.000 by the

01:20:48.440 Olympic

01:20:48.680 channel

01:20:49.100 so this

01:20:50.140 this guy

01:20:50.500 from

01:20:50.780 one black

01:20:52.120 guy

01:20:52.240 he only learned

01:20:52.680 how to swim

01:20:52.960 eight months

01:20:53.520 prior to his

01:20:53.980 Olympic

01:20:54.180 debut

01:20:54.580 his first

01:20:56.420 swim

01:20:56.760 in a 50

01:20:57.240 meter

01:20:57.500 pool

01:20:57.940 he drowns

01:20:59.840 halfway

01:21:00.200 through

01:21:00.500 why is he

01:21:01.180 alone

01:21:01.680 what does

01:21:02.080 happen

01:21:02.440 it's like

01:21:06.500 uh

01:21:06.960 you ain't

01:21:07.760 beating

01:21:08.020 the whole

01:21:08.260 boy

01:21:08.520 he's still

01:21:08.820 booking it

01:21:10.180 he's not

01:21:11.260 doing it

01:21:11.660 right

01:21:11.920 he's not

01:21:12.520 doing it

01:21:12.920 at all

01:21:13.320 right

01:21:13.480 no leg

01:21:14.840 action

01:21:15.260 hardly

01:21:15.660 at all

01:21:16.000 he's

01:21:16.760 moving

01:21:18.940 arms

01:21:19.500 though

01:21:19.860 real

01:21:20.420 shit

01:21:20.640 though

01:21:20.880 he is

01:21:21.380 going

01:21:21.740 way

01:21:22.140 faster

01:21:22.480 than

01:21:22.620 you

01:21:22.720 will

01:21:22.880 ever

01:21:23.140 in

01:21:23.280 your

01:21:23.400 life

01:21:23.660 he

01:21:24.000 doesn't

01:21:24.420 he doesn't

01:21:24.840 get the

01:21:25.060 turn

01:21:25.240 no

01:21:25.480 he starts

01:21:26.020 where

01:21:26.180 he starts

01:21:26.600 slowing

01:21:26.940 down

01:21:27.240 dude

01:21:27.460 it's

01:21:27.660 really

01:21:27.880 funny

01:21:28.300 he starts

01:21:29.580 like

01:21:30.060 I told you

01:21:35.340 I love

01:21:35.940 they bring up

01:21:36.340 world record

01:21:36.840 time

01:21:37.300 he hasn't

01:21:38.080 even made

01:21:38.500 the turn

01:21:39.080 he almost

01:21:43.980 drowned

01:21:44.280 on that

01:21:44.600 turn

01:21:44.920 Clint tried

01:21:52.140 to tell me

01:21:52.500 I couldn't

01:21:52.840 beat this

01:21:53.400 he's

01:21:53.800 he's not

01:21:53.940 he's not

01:21:53.960 gonna

01:21:54.060 make

01:21:54.280 it

01:21:54.460 he's

01:21:55.060 not

01:21:55.160 gonna

01:21:55.260 get

01:21:55.400 there

01:21:55.680 under

01:21:56.460 a

01:21:56.700 minute

01:21:56.940 you

01:21:57.420 couldn't

01:21:57.660 beat

01:21:57.820 that

01:21:58.060 give me

01:21:59.900 a year

01:22:00.320 100%

01:22:01.140 he

01:22:02.060 can beat

01:22:02.480 that

01:22:02.700 worst form

01:22:04.560 I've ever

01:22:05.060 seen

01:22:05.640 you're right

01:22:07.940 look

01:22:08.100 I can

01:22:09.120 beat that

01:22:09.980 I don't know

01:22:10.520 if Poe can beat

01:22:11.020 that

01:22:11.220 oh my god

01:22:12.580 look at the time

01:22:13.300 he's so tired

01:22:16.700 he's dog paddling

01:22:18.180 I can't even believe this is real

01:22:37.880 is he gonna have to grab

01:22:39.280 he's gonna have to grab onto the divide just so he doesn't die

01:22:43.220 I think he actually does

01:22:44.760 no I legitimately think he doesn't grab it

01:22:47.380 he's like literally going another way

01:22:49.880 two minutes

01:22:56.440 like the record was 23 so it assumed

01:23:01.800 look at all the white people standing ovation

01:23:05.160 winner

01:23:05.880 eric the eel

01:23:11.980 they call him the eel

01:23:13.100 I'm fighting for my life

01:23:17.280 they call him ooniggy

01:23:21.260 that's dude

01:23:23.060 that's why I was like

01:23:24.620 it's definitely swimming

01:23:25.840 I would beat that guy

01:23:27.160 give me a year

01:23:28.000 I beat that guy

01:23:28.840 no you're right

01:23:29.600 I could beat him right now

01:23:31.120 yeah

01:23:31.600 it was just funny

01:23:34.480 because like

01:23:35.160 you saw him first off

01:23:36.100 and you were like

01:23:36.520 oh like yeah

01:23:37.340 like he's going fast

01:23:38.320 like there's no way

01:23:39.000 it's like no

01:23:39.440 the first 25 meters

01:23:40.940 I think you're fucked

01:23:41.960 the 100 though

01:23:43.360 absolutely

01:23:44.340 you're killing this guy

01:23:45.580 that's a good point

01:23:47.140 it just

01:23:47.740 it does run right off of his hair

01:23:49.400 and his hair is designed to not absorb it

01:23:51.440 and it runs right off his skin

01:23:52.900 it's like they were designed to be in it

01:23:54.580 but they're not in it

01:23:55.360 they're never in it

01:23:56.880 it's so funny

01:23:57.360 because they can wear a cap

01:23:58.960 and he just did it

01:23:59.500 like I literally don't think he could afford

01:24:01.100 like a cap

01:24:01.860 he just like

01:24:02.780 he got the goggles

01:24:03.500 he got the goggles

01:24:04.780 and he was like

01:24:05.340 yeah

01:24:06.100 well because it didn't even matter

01:24:07.700 because the whole point of the cap

01:24:08.820 is that it runs over your head

01:24:10.080 but his face never went under the water

01:24:13.120 like he was up the entire time

01:24:15.640 yeah you're supposed to do the face under

01:24:16.960 kind of like

01:24:17.760 that's the proper form

01:24:19.040 I like it

01:24:20.640 I like it because it's like

01:24:21.640 it was like a

01:24:22.320 you know

01:24:22.860 you ever seen some strong dude

01:24:24.100 try to do jujitsu

01:24:25.000 where they try and muscle everything

01:24:26.960 yeah

01:24:27.320 like they have no technique whatsoever

01:24:28.860 that's what homeboy was doing

01:24:29.820 he was just like

01:24:30.360 I'm gonna fucking go

01:24:31.740 I think he held his breath

01:24:33.740 the first 50 meters

01:24:34.800 like he just held his breath

01:24:35.680 he didn't know what the fuck he was doing

01:24:36.700 yeah

01:24:37.020 it's just

01:24:37.700 it was all arms

01:24:38.560 it was zero legs

01:24:39.400 just pure heart

01:24:40.600 just heart

01:24:41.660 because their legs

01:24:43.020 their legs is what

01:24:44.080 all their strength is in

01:24:45.500 like you know

01:24:45.940 they can jump out the fucking building

01:24:47.280 they got the extra muscle in there

01:24:48.440 and he was like

01:24:48.780 nope

01:24:49.020 they got arms strength too Doug

01:24:50.040 they got strength strength

01:24:51.240 I know but

01:24:51.680 I'm doubting my

01:24:53.060 I think I can beat that right now

01:24:53.840 I'm doubting my childhood

01:24:54.980 I'm doubting my childhood

01:24:55.080 I'm not

01:24:55.620 not even

01:24:56.180 I could beat it

01:24:57.040 I could probably beat him by 30 seconds

01:24:59.340 like no bullshit

01:25:00.600 hold on

01:25:01.300 so the commenter said

01:25:03.160 to think that

01:25:04.480 one

01:25:04.880 he learned how to swim

01:25:05.680 learned how to swim

01:25:07.240 eight months prior to the Olympics

01:25:08.640 he had only ever practiced

01:25:11.240 in a 12 meter pool

01:25:12.620 at a hotel

01:25:13.280 he was allowed to use

01:25:14.180 between 5 a.m. and 6 a.m. on weekdays

01:25:16.020 dude you see how good he was

01:25:17.880 in the first 12 meters though

01:25:19.200 12 meters he killed it

01:25:20.620 you're lucky this race wasn't 12 meters

01:25:22.480 motherfucker

01:25:23.100 he's the fastest 12 meters

01:25:26.860 in the fucking world

01:25:27.860 he practiced swimming in a lake

01:25:29.280 his first time to see a 50 meter pool

01:25:31.240 was at the Olympics

01:25:32.040 he was competing in

01:25:32.940 dude can you imagine

01:25:33.860 the African tribesmen

01:25:34.920 walking up on the fucking lake

01:25:36.300 in whatever country he's from

01:25:37.620 seeing homeboy in the water

01:25:38.860 swimming

01:25:39.220 and they're just like

01:25:40.080 someone help him

01:25:42.200 they're probably thinking like

01:25:43.820 why aren't you drinking it

01:25:45.180 it's water

01:25:45.980 we found water

01:25:46.960 the first thing he sees water

01:25:50.180 for the first time in his life

01:25:51.100 and he's like

01:25:51.500 swimming

01:25:52.220 this makes me think about

01:25:53.840 he wasn't even a person

01:25:55.100 like what is this like

01:25:56.280 creature doing in the water

01:25:57.360 he's the creature from the Black Lagoon

01:25:59.060 this makes me think about

01:26:00.820 the fucking like my childhood

01:26:02.000 and I'm just

01:26:02.820 I'm not gonna let you derail that

01:26:04.100 so

01:26:04.240 the

01:26:05.720 the Jamaican bobsled scene

01:26:07.700 Clint you're old enough

01:26:08.640 to have probably witnessed it

01:26:10.080 when it happened

01:26:10.580 Cool Runnings

01:26:11.000 yeah

01:26:11.320 yeah yeah

01:26:11.860 no not the movie

01:26:12.820 like I guess

01:26:13.300 that's on

01:26:13.820 no I watch Cool Runnings in theaters

01:26:15.360 that's how old I am

01:26:16.100 go ahead

01:26:16.380 that is old

01:26:17.300 John Kennedy

01:26:17.880 rest in peace

01:26:18.440 yeah like

01:26:19.780 so did that

01:26:20.940 did that actually happen

01:26:22.060 or was it like this

01:26:24.680 wait a minute

01:26:27.220 I thought you were going to

01:26:27.860 wash my chicken

01:26:28.580 sadly

01:26:33.100 sadly upon return to his country

01:26:35.720 he was torn apart

01:26:36.700 what an insane comment

01:26:41.400 oh fuck

01:26:47.740 yo I like that Ron

01:26:48.860 whoever you are dude

01:26:49.640 you're funny

01:26:50.060 do you think he's the only like

01:26:51.820 black guy that's ever swam away

01:26:53.280 from his child

01:26:53.920 he didn't walk out on them

01:26:57.280 he just fucking swam

01:26:58.400 he was like

01:26:58.840 I'm an Olympian

01:26:59.520 I'm an Olympian

01:27:00.480 I bet you they tell him

01:27:01.740 there's an ABT card

01:27:02.640 at the end of the other pool

01:27:03.840 that was a stupid joke

01:27:05.460 Cole

01:27:05.720 but I did imagine it

01:27:06.760 and it was pretty funny

01:27:07.600 because especially

01:27:08.060 because he's like

01:27:08.400 really fast at first

01:27:09.340 and then it's like

01:27:10.440 he's just kind of

01:27:11.320 awkwardly barely moving

01:27:12.460 and they're like

01:27:13.000 this is your son

01:27:14.120 where are you going

01:27:15.200 I want to dress

01:27:16.060 I want to dress

01:27:16.660 not wrong real quick

01:27:17.420 because

01:27:17.680 so I opened up

01:27:18.680 the telegram

01:27:19.480 and you guys like

01:27:19.980 what are we going to

01:27:20.360 open that up for

01:27:21.000 we're going to talk

01:27:21.420 to these fucking

01:27:22.000 weirdo faggots

01:27:22.760 and I was like

01:27:23.140 yeah

01:27:23.300 I have a section

01:27:24.760 that says like

01:27:25.440 guest suggestions

01:27:27.080 people that they'd

01:27:28.420 want to see on here

01:27:29.380 and I don't know

01:27:30.460 I feel like maybe

01:27:31.100 that would be a good idea

01:27:32.140 like hey

01:27:32.640 hop in there

01:27:33.680 if these people

01:27:34.140 are actually funny

01:27:35.040 like really funny

01:27:36.020 they're typing funny

01:27:37.700 they're typing funny

01:27:38.600 typing funny is different

01:27:39.300 dog

01:27:39.680 honestly

01:27:40.560 if any of us

01:27:42.400 were watching

01:27:42.960 and just allowed

01:27:44.040 to comment

01:27:44.500 we'd crush too

01:27:45.620 absolutely crush

01:27:47.080 maybe so

01:27:49.120 but I think

01:27:49.960 Toad would crush

01:27:50.440 the most

01:27:50.780 I think Toad

01:27:51.180 would kill it

01:27:51.800 I think Toad

01:27:52.820 is typing funny

01:27:53.520 but he was around

01:27:55.500 since the beginning

01:27:56.180 you've seen his

01:27:56.240 Twitter account

01:27:56.720 you think that

01:27:57.340 he had something

01:27:59.800 good the other day

01:28:00.460 that's all something

01:28:01.460 Top is obviously

01:28:02.660 the best

01:28:03.140 I mean we do

01:28:04.340 are what those

01:28:04.880 like every once

01:28:05.720 in a great while

01:28:06.240 we'll have those

01:28:07.060 those episodes

01:28:08.700 where we bring on

01:28:10.640 you know

01:28:11.180 where we bring on

01:28:13.300 fans

01:28:13.640 so the Discord

01:28:14.320 would be a good

01:28:15.120 tool to be able

01:28:16.600 to bring that

01:28:17.080 and that's also

01:28:17.520 like a talent scouting

01:28:18.360 because you never know

01:28:19.240 you might have a guest

01:28:20.040 or someone from there

01:28:20.760 that you're like

01:28:21.100 oh I could bring him

01:28:21.740 on the actual main show

01:28:22.800 on these days

01:28:23.360 so

01:28:23.640 I mean I did just

01:28:24.760 I did just like

01:28:25.960 troll Dave Smith

01:28:26.980 under Candace Owen's

01:28:27.960 tweet

01:28:28.560 so I felt like

01:28:29.460 I'm talking

01:28:29.700 I thought it was

01:28:30.580 just dumb

01:28:30.960 to be honest with you

01:28:31.680 I didn't really

01:28:32.120 get a joke there

01:28:33.060 I didn't get it

01:28:34.340 I didn't even like it

01:28:35.640 Dave's going on

01:28:36.160 Candace Owen's show

01:28:36.920 and so I just said

01:28:37.840 you're lucky

01:28:38.200 Dave doesn't usually

01:28:38.840 talk to black people

01:28:39.620 and so

01:28:40.200 it's kind of funny

01:28:40.820 I liked it

01:28:41.520 where's the joke

01:28:42.740 maybe I'm missing

01:28:43.580 something here

01:28:44.200 or I don't know

01:28:45.100 the joke is that

01:28:45.800 it's racism

01:28:47.300 and I was just

01:28:48.560 but that's just

01:28:50.860 being like that

01:28:51.620 that's the same idea

01:28:53.340 as being like

01:28:53.980 Jose's over here

01:28:55.220 what's funny

01:28:56.040 about racism

01:28:56.640 that was a portal

01:28:57.980 into Toad's brain

01:28:59.440 so it's like

01:29:00.820 wait why isn't

01:29:01.380 this funny

01:29:01.740 it's racism

01:29:02.800 I said the n-word

01:29:04.880 where's the laughs

01:29:06.760 but exactly

01:29:07.620 it's the idea

01:29:08.800 of being like

01:29:09.140 nigger

01:29:09.420 where are my laughs

01:29:10.580 it's the same idea

01:29:11.580 what is the joke here

01:29:13.320 like okay

01:29:13.960 haha

01:29:14.260 you're just being

01:29:15.500 racist

01:29:16.220 don't get me wrong

01:29:17.840 I like racist jokes

01:29:18.700 but give me a joke

01:29:20.060 I think it was funny

01:29:21.240 from my very successful

01:29:22.540 show Nephilim Desk

01:29:23.480 while we actually

01:29:24.000 had this girl

01:29:24.620 on the hook

01:29:25.060 this girl

01:29:27.680 that said she was

01:29:28.540 MKUltra trafficked

01:29:30.040 and all kinds of

01:29:30.560 shit like this

01:29:30.980 so David reaches out

01:29:32.620 to her and he goes

01:29:33.220 hey love to speak

01:29:34.460 with you

01:29:34.740 and she goes

01:29:35.180 oh yeah

01:29:36.020 would love to talk

01:29:36.820 to you too

01:29:37.280 and we set her up

01:29:38.680 and then

01:29:39.560 she basically drops

01:29:41.120 out and she says

01:29:41.740 the reason I can't

01:29:42.460 come on your show

01:29:43.080 is because you guys

01:29:43.800 are overtly racist

01:29:44.920 and I don't want

01:29:45.740 to be associated

01:29:47.120 with that

01:29:47.500 meanwhile this bitch

01:29:48.520 was getting raped

01:29:49.120 by you know

01:29:49.840 all kinds of old men

01:29:50.760 from Skull and Bones

01:29:51.500 or whatever

01:29:51.820 and I was like

01:29:52.120 but this is too far

01:29:53.040 some words

01:29:53.480 and then it just

01:29:54.660 got me to thinking

01:29:55.140 it was like

01:29:55.420 you acted like

01:29:56.240 I went on the show

01:29:57.060 and just cursed

01:29:58.580 racist shit

01:29:59.840 and then left

01:30:00.600 I did make some jokes

01:30:02.940 right in between

01:30:03.840 the racist stuff

01:30:04.680 I tried to do that

01:30:05.780 with my Twitter

01:30:06.400 or was it all just racism

01:30:07.800 we already understand

01:30:08.880 Josie

01:30:09.260 she was raped

01:30:10.020 and you were part of it

01:30:10.760 okay

01:30:11.000 you were dragging her

01:30:11.680 I mean you put

01:30:14.020 artist's picture

01:30:14.720 your racism

01:30:15.000 it's not just

01:30:15.840 simple racism

01:30:16.720 I dragged her ass

01:30:17.880 right across my pussy

01:30:19.240 and she liked it

01:30:20.200 you know what the weird thing is

01:30:22.840 she claimed

01:30:23.500 I saw one of her tweets recently

01:30:24.620 that her dad was part of 09A

01:30:26.620 which is like

01:30:27.320 what that pedophile thing

01:30:28.700 I don't want to talk about it

01:30:29.440 is like a

01:30:30.240 is an offshoot of

01:30:31.500 no no I don't want

01:30:32.120 I don't want a part of this

01:30:33.720 I don't want a part of that

01:30:34.700 at all

01:30:35.500 and now you fucked it up

01:30:36.520 with the racism

01:30:37.080 I could be interviewing her

01:30:38.340 no I want to stick

01:30:39.700 to fucking black people

01:30:40.720 that can barely swim

01:30:41.720 and overt

01:30:42.760 like love for the gays

01:30:45.280 and hatred for all minorities

01:30:46.500 you know what's crazy to me

01:30:47.300 so Toad sent us

01:30:48.840 the fucker right in the pussy

01:30:50.260 video this week

01:30:51.520 yeah

01:30:51.920 and he was like

01:30:52.600 honestly

01:30:52.900 honestly

01:30:53.340 this is my honest opinion

01:30:54.780 I think

01:30:55.740 that your stroke

01:30:57.020 deleted that memory

01:30:58.080 because there's no way

01:30:58.840 you hadn't seen that

01:30:59.620 there is no way

01:31:00.660 that was

01:31:01.180 it was literally like

01:31:02.120 it was one of the original

01:31:03.300 like viral meme videos

01:31:05.620 wait

01:31:06.000 dude

01:31:07.040 what if like

01:31:07.940 I like fucked

01:31:09.200 when I was 25

01:31:09.920 or something

01:31:10.640 I just don't remember

01:31:11.580 it's possible

01:31:13.100 I think we did talk

01:31:14.740 about this before

01:31:15.240 basically like

01:31:15.980 are you

01:31:16.480 are you still

01:31:16.980 are you still a virgin

01:31:17.840 if you forget

01:31:18.600 that you had sex

01:31:19.480 yeah listen

01:31:21.740 let's talk about this

01:31:22.540 we're talking about

01:31:23.100 black people

01:31:23.600 this is

01:31:24.060 I got in a little bit

01:31:25.060 of trouble today

01:31:25.660 for this

01:31:26.120 this whatever

01:31:27.680 I tweeted here

01:31:28.280 but

01:31:28.460 this is a text

01:31:29.580 for me

01:31:29.920 10 years in the future

01:31:30.980 white southerners

01:31:32.800 his father

01:31:33.240 he said

01:31:33.660 we're done

01:31:34.960 from her dad

01:31:35.720 I won't

01:31:36.080 I won't be coming

01:31:36.900 to your graduation

01:31:37.680 nor will I pay

01:31:38.420 for your college

01:31:39.000 go live with the n words

01:31:40.480 and she says

01:31:41.400 I just went to prom

01:31:42.160 with a black guy

01:31:42.840 so what's the problem

01:31:43.900 racist

01:31:44.360 yes

01:31:45.220 you're dead to me

01:31:46.380 the father says

01:31:47.200 she says

01:31:47.820 k

01:31:48.160 then he says

01:31:49.040 don't ever contact me again

01:31:50.460 we're through

01:31:51.140 go ahead

01:31:52.240 and be a fucking whore

01:31:54.120 but leave me out of it

01:31:55.520 I'm canceling your phone

01:31:56.940 that escalated

01:31:59.120 kind of quick

01:31:59.580 you can't do this

01:32:00.680 I'm done with you

01:32:01.980 and she says

01:32:02.420 I didn't do anything wrong

01:32:03.280 I just went

01:32:03.800 she went to the

01:32:04.660 fucking prom

01:32:05.180 with this black kid

01:32:05.800 and he says

01:32:06.600 shut the fuck up

01:32:07.520 you don't have the right

01:32:08.480 to talk to me anymore

01:32:09.360 go live with the

01:32:10.120 effing niggers

01:32:11.120 I blanked the wrong word

01:32:12.940 you did the wrong

01:32:13.640 I was about to make funny

01:32:15.620 for saying n words

01:32:16.500 the first time

01:32:17.420 what the fuck

01:32:17.960 your pictures are already

01:32:20.600 off my walls

01:32:21.440 gangster

01:32:21.920 you can go to hell

01:32:23.160 what the fuck

01:32:23.880 is wrong with you

01:32:24.540 I'm canceling your phone

01:32:25.700 and your insurance

01:32:26.540 we're done

01:32:27.080 damn insurance too

01:32:28.100 I think it's fake

01:32:29.320 you want to

01:32:30.380 no no no

01:32:30.920 I think you're

01:32:31.460 I think

01:32:31.880 here's the thing

01:32:33.880 I think you're

01:32:34.560 misreading it

01:32:35.200 as it's her dad

01:32:36.040 it clearly says

01:32:37.560 no

01:32:38.220 no

01:32:38.820 it clearly says

01:32:39.680 daddy

01:32:40.300 this is not her dad

01:32:42.100 this is her

01:32:43.260 fucking

01:32:43.880 like

01:32:45.980 what's it called

01:32:46.780 the like

01:32:47.280 the one where

01:32:48.880 like a sugar daddy

01:32:50.100 it's her sugar daddy

01:32:50.960 this is a sugar daddy

01:32:52.340 and honestly

01:32:53.240 it's a black sugar daddy

01:32:55.120 it's another black sugar daddy

01:32:56.560 that was just like

01:32:57.180 I don't want you around

01:32:58.060 and when he says

01:32:59.200 he's talking about

01:32:59.900 young black boys

01:33:01.140 he was I don't want you

01:33:01.960 around them

01:33:02.540 he was like

01:33:03.240 you get this black dick

01:33:04.160 from daddy

01:33:05.020 Cole's obviously making

01:33:06.900 this all up right

01:33:07.660 I don't know

01:33:09.560 it says daddy

01:33:10.580 it does say daddy

01:33:11.660 that's weird

01:33:12.300 all the women

01:33:13.100 in the chat

01:33:14.280 in your phone

01:33:15.620 would you name

01:33:16.480 your dad

01:33:17.060 your father

01:33:17.700 daddy

01:33:18.720 with a heart

01:33:19.500 beside it

01:33:20.040 it's a southern woman

01:33:21.040 with a fucking

01:33:21.720 yeah my wife

01:33:23.620 is a southern woman

01:33:24.520 yeah that's weird

01:33:25.640 I mean

01:33:26.160 look at her phone

01:33:27.580 I bet it says

01:33:28.040 daddy with a heart

01:33:28.700 it's either fake

01:33:29.080 or that

01:33:29.660 because that just like

01:33:30.680 even

01:33:31.140 yeah it's 100% fake

01:33:33.280 but like

01:33:33.640 yeah it's just fake

01:33:34.380 the sugar daddy

01:33:35.800 angle

01:33:36.420 I was reading it

01:33:37.260 and I was reflecting

01:33:38.920 I said it feels

01:33:39.920 like me 10 years from now

01:33:41.260 like when I was reading

01:33:42.040 I was like yeah

01:33:42.520 that's right

01:33:43.180 you fucking tell

01:33:44.320 you raised her

01:33:44.940 for fucking all those years

01:33:45.920 and then she does

01:33:46.500 this shit to you

01:33:47.180 like good on you bro

01:33:48.720 nope

01:33:49.140 it's the sugar daddy

01:33:50.600 he was like

01:33:51.580 he's been giving her money

01:33:53.140 and all of a sudden

01:33:53.940 she's going out

01:33:54.360 with a black dude

01:33:55.020 no fucking way

01:33:55.980 and uh-uh

01:33:57.120 nope

01:33:57.400 that makes a lot of sense

01:33:59.340 like if it's an older guy

01:34:00.240 that's been like

01:34:00.800 giving her money

01:34:01.320 and like

01:34:01.960 Cole Sondek

01:34:02.640 is already daddy

01:34:03.680 when he said

01:34:06.220 when he said

01:34:07.080 that she's dead to him

01:34:07.920 he just meant

01:34:08.320 that black guy

01:34:08.940 is going to murder her

01:34:10.300 yo alright

01:34:14.960 hey what's the next

01:34:15.780 fucking question

01:34:16.460 we haven't gone

01:34:17.180 through the mailbag

01:34:17.660 oh yeah sorry

01:34:18.680 yeah

01:34:18.900 real quick

01:34:20.120 I do want to highlight

01:34:21.280 Toad actually think

01:34:22.240 almost had a good joke

01:34:23.240 he said

01:34:23.480 ooh nigga

01:34:24.080 what would you say

01:34:25.260 about the eel joke

01:34:25.980 ooh niggy

01:34:26.980 yeah you did

01:34:28.140 I got it

01:34:29.160 and I was like

01:34:29.520 ooh naggy

01:34:30.400 cause that's eel

01:34:31.120 and I'm like

01:34:31.400 oh okay

01:34:32.240 clever

01:34:32.820 I'm delivering well

01:34:34.340 yeah

01:34:34.840 wow

01:34:35.740 see that would have been

01:34:36.920 a good one for text

01:34:37.700 cause I didn't pick up

01:34:38.480 on the unagi

01:34:39.060 yeah

01:34:39.900 well Jose got it

01:34:42.980 so

01:34:43.180 yeah

01:34:43.840 credit where credit's due

01:34:45.020 mailmonkey35

01:34:47.060 asks

01:34:48.580 what would you

01:34:49.720 light yourself

01:34:50.240 on fire for

01:34:51.280 oh that's a great

01:34:53.080 question

01:34:53.600 great question

01:34:54.720 Toad light yourself

01:34:55.560 on fire for some

01:34:56.240 pussy

01:34:56.620 what would you

01:34:58.200 light for Toad

01:34:59.200 to get some

01:34:59.720 what would you

01:35:01.440 light yourself

01:35:01.820 on fire for Toad

01:35:03.520 to get some

01:35:04.040 that he asked you

01:35:04.600 what would you

01:35:05.180 light yourself

01:35:05.580 on fire for

01:35:06.440 I think the Toad

01:35:07.760 to get some

01:35:08.260 I think these people

01:35:10.000 are just retarded

01:35:10.740 and they don't know

01:35:11.200 how to tie it

01:35:11.580 I think Tyler

01:35:12.580 just changed the

01:35:13.260 question

01:35:13.580 I think the

01:35:15.060 what would you

01:35:15.420 light yourself

01:35:15.780 on fire for

01:35:16.520 is such a

01:35:17.400 better question

01:35:18.080 because like

01:35:19.000 that was the

01:35:20.240 question that I

01:35:20.820 see

01:35:21.000 take out

01:35:21.460 kids and family

01:35:22.720 this is only

01:35:23.460 because like

01:35:24.240 I guess

01:35:24.620 like if

01:35:24.960 it was

01:35:25.320 like

01:35:25.780 you wouldn't

01:35:29.860 light yourself

01:35:30.260 on fire

01:35:30.620 to keep

01:35:30.900 your kids

01:35:31.180 alive

01:35:31.460 no no

01:35:32.140 he said

01:35:32.480 take out

01:35:33.120 he said

01:35:34.200 he just

01:35:34.660 said

01:35:34.880 take out

01:35:35.340 like

01:35:35.600 kids

01:35:36.220 family

01:35:36.740 yeah

01:35:37.040 but the way

01:35:37.920 you said

01:35:38.320 no there's

01:35:39.000 nothing

01:35:39.200 that set

01:35:39.440 myself

01:35:39.700 on fire

01:35:40.040 okay

01:35:40.340 I thought

01:35:40.660 you were

01:35:40.860 saying

01:35:41.060 but you were

01:35:41.420 like

01:35:41.560 even then

01:35:42.120 I wouldn't

01:35:42.500 do it

01:35:43.040 even that

01:35:44.720 pushing

01:35:45.120 it had to

01:35:45.480 be literally

01:35:45.920 my kids

01:35:46.560 that's about

01:35:47.120 it

01:35:47.420 I mean

01:35:48.000 I'd light

01:35:48.560 myself

01:35:48.860 on fire

01:35:49.260 to kill

01:35:49.540 myself

01:35:50.040 toad

01:35:50.780 is there

01:35:51.020 anything

01:35:51.220 we could

01:35:51.560 do to talk

01:35:52.060 you out

01:35:52.380 of letting

01:35:52.680 yourself

01:35:52.960 on fire

01:35:53.720 or could we

01:35:55.600 at least find

01:35:56.000 a meaningful

01:35:56.480 cause for you

01:35:57.200 to do it

01:35:57.600 for

01:35:57.860 honestly

01:35:58.720 would you

01:35:59.920 light yourself

01:36:00.360 on fire

01:36:00.880 if it was

01:36:01.680 like

01:36:02.000 tower gang

01:36:02.640 is going

01:36:02.940 to blow

01:36:03.300 up

01:36:03.440 afterwards

01:36:03.780 it's

01:36:04.020 guaranteed

01:36:04.360 like

01:36:05.160 it's

01:36:05.520 like

01:36:05.680 you

01:36:05.820 just yell

01:36:06.440 tower gang

01:36:07.480 tower gang

01:36:07.880 tower gang

01:36:08.340 on fire

01:36:08.780 he won't even

01:36:09.820 he won't even

01:36:10.540 go

01:36:10.920 debate

01:36:11.920 rfk

01:36:12.480 to help

01:36:12.840 us out

01:36:13.160 oh my god

01:36:13.420 someone

01:36:13.960 please

01:36:14.400 he won't even

01:36:15.340 put it

01:36:15.640 take the video

01:36:18.820 and someone

01:36:19.840 dub over it

01:36:20.940 tower gang

01:36:21.680 tower gang

01:36:22.260 tower gang

01:36:22.880 instead of

01:36:23.500 with random

01:36:24.040 with random

01:36:25.000 going tower gang

01:36:26.040 tower gang

01:36:26.480 tower gang

01:36:26.880 tower gang

01:36:27.360 that's so

01:36:29.000 fucked up

01:36:29.440 dude

01:36:29.720 oh no

01:36:30.360 we could just

01:36:30.780 ask random

01:36:31.220 to fucking

01:36:31.700 yell it

01:36:32.140 like he's

01:36:33.360 actually being

01:36:34.100 burned

01:36:34.460 honestly

01:36:34.780 just ask random

01:36:35.980 to set himself

01:36:36.740 on fire

01:36:37.320 tower gang

01:36:40.600 that's such a

01:36:41.640 great

01:36:41.840 oh and tweet

01:36:42.640 it from the

01:36:43.000 account

01:36:43.260 tweet it from

01:36:44.560 the account

01:36:45.400 dude

01:36:46.480 wasn't it

01:36:47.140 not crazy

01:36:47.740 wasn't it

01:36:48.140 crazy how long

01:36:49.060 that guy was

01:36:49.760 able to yell

01:36:50.960 free palestine

01:36:51.740 like that last

01:36:52.400 one he got out

01:36:53.100 I was actually

01:36:53.640 kind of impressed

01:36:54.120 that he made

01:36:54.580 it like

01:36:54.860 he was like

01:36:55.820 free palestine

01:36:56.340 free palestine

01:36:56.860 and then he goes

01:36:57.460 like

01:36:57.740 it's painful

01:37:01.200 and he goes

01:37:01.840 a little bit

01:37:02.120 further

01:37:02.300 he goes

01:37:02.600 free palestine

01:37:04.100 I think what

01:37:06.740 we need to do

01:37:07.240 right now

01:37:07.640 is all of us

01:37:08.300 shut up

01:37:08.680 except for

01:37:09.400 toad

01:37:09.780 and then him

01:37:10.400 doing like

01:37:10.800 the exact

01:37:11.360 cadence

01:37:11.900 like essentially

01:37:12.680 the guy said

01:37:13.360 it

01:37:13.520 and him

01:37:14.080 just say

01:37:14.460 tower gang

01:37:15.120 tower gang

01:37:16.800 tower gang

01:37:18.380 and like

01:37:19.100 that way

01:37:20.200 we have an

01:37:20.500 isolated sound

01:37:21.280 bite

01:37:21.500 so we can

01:37:21.860 just take

01:37:22.180 that later

01:37:22.640 there we go

01:37:23.380 alright go ahead

01:37:24.620 toad

01:37:24.800 you're on

01:37:25.520 tower gang

01:37:27.460 tower gang

01:37:29.520 tower gang

01:37:31.740 tower gang

01:37:34.400 so weird

01:37:36.420 I hate it

01:37:37.040 you should have

01:37:38.120 said

01:37:38.300 ah

01:37:39.080 at the end

01:37:39.780 you got some work

01:37:41.040 cut out for you

01:37:41.600 there it is

01:37:43.540 that's it

01:37:43.900 we got it

01:37:44.500 dude it was

01:37:49.600 just one of

01:37:50.140 the crazy

01:37:50.600 like just

01:37:51.600 that it

01:37:52.360 came out

01:37:52.940 but they

01:37:53.300 also thanks

01:37:53.880 thank you

01:37:54.320 faceless for

01:37:55.000 just posting

01:37:55.580 the fucking

01:37:56.280 raw footage

01:37:57.280 I don't know

01:37:57.640 where you got

01:37:57.980 it from

01:37:58.400 x deleted it

01:37:59.700 yeah

01:37:59.940 he didn't

01:38:00.980 delete it

01:38:01.400 he was like

01:38:01.740 I did not

01:38:02.180 delete this

01:38:02.700 they fucking

01:38:03.160 took it out

01:38:03.600 they left

01:38:03.980 the tweet

01:38:04.400 up and it

01:38:04.920 just said

01:38:05.300 deleted

01:38:06.020 deleted

01:38:06.740 crazy

01:38:07.880 it didn't

01:38:08.900 say this

01:38:09.520 violates the

01:38:10.260 rules

01:38:10.500 it just

01:38:10.920 said

01:38:11.120 deleted

01:38:11.620 we just

01:38:15.360 had faceless

01:38:15.880 on

01:38:16.260 Nephilim

01:38:16.940 Desk

01:38:17.240 why

01:38:17.400 I know

01:38:17.660 fucking

01:38:17.900 killed it

01:38:18.320 that dude

01:38:18.640 you have to

01:38:20.960 you have to

01:38:21.460 dub it

01:38:21.820 dub it

01:38:22.180 over the

01:38:22.940 the one

01:38:23.860 that's blurred

01:38:24.340 because otherwise

01:38:24.900 it'll get

01:38:25.320 the lead

01:38:25.600 can we

01:38:26.940 do both

01:38:27.740 if you're

01:38:29.420 no

01:38:29.780 hold on

01:38:31.140 hold on

01:38:32.240 Clint before

01:38:32.800 you fucking

01:38:33.260 freak out

01:38:34.080 do both

01:38:34.880 release

01:38:36.840 hang on

01:38:37.320 before you

01:38:37.820 self emulate

01:38:38.700 Clint

01:38:39.460 relax

01:38:40.020 hang on

01:38:40.980 Clint

01:38:41.240 but this

01:38:42.020 is to

01:38:42.360 help

01:38:42.620 I'm helping

01:38:43.080 us out

01:38:43.440 I have

01:38:43.720 a thought

01:38:44.120 I have

01:38:44.400 some ideas

01:38:44.960 do both

01:38:45.900 the

01:38:46.740 censored

01:38:47.320 one goes

01:38:47.760 on to

01:38:48.240 twitter

01:38:48.800 x

01:38:49.240 whatever

01:38:49.540 uncensored

01:38:50.400 telegram

01:38:51.080 our telegram

01:38:52.240 tower game

01:38:53.020 telegram

01:38:53.440 you get

01:38:53.880 the uncensored

01:38:54.520 are you even

01:38:57.180 in the

01:38:57.420 telegram

01:38:57.860 no

01:38:58.580 is it

01:39:02.620 just me

01:39:02.980 is it

01:39:03.520 just me

01:39:03.780 and top

01:39:04.160 did anybody

01:39:04.700 else join

01:39:05.080 yeah

01:39:05.520 I'm sorry

01:39:07.120 I didn't

01:39:07.760 have time

01:39:08.080 today

01:39:08.300 I will

01:39:08.640 join

01:39:08.940 it

01:39:09.140 I didn't

01:39:09.640 see it

01:39:09.760 you

01:39:10.520 click

01:39:10.780 one

01:39:11.000 button

01:39:11.340 yet

01:39:11.680 additional

01:39:12.120 proof

01:39:12.500 that it's

01:39:12.860 only

01:39:13.160 top

01:39:13.440 and I

01:39:13.620 that give

01:39:13.840 a fuck

01:39:14.100 about

01:39:14.240 this

01:39:14.400 show

01:39:14.560 y'all

01:39:15.040 y'all

01:39:15.380 y'all

01:39:15.400 I will

01:39:16.020 get

01:39:16.180 I also

01:39:17.820 I will

01:39:18.100 say the

01:39:18.400 faceless

01:39:18.740 has asked

01:39:19.200 to come

01:39:19.640 on the

01:39:19.880 show

01:39:20.040 again

01:39:20.360 and we

01:39:20.640 need to

01:39:20.840 have him

01:39:21.040 on the

01:39:21.200 show

01:39:21.320 again

01:39:21.480 I know

01:39:21.680 he

01:39:21.800 fucking

01:39:22.040 killed

01:39:22.300 it

01:39:22.460 on

01:39:22.660 this

01:39:22.920 next

01:39:23.540 time

01:39:23.760 he's

01:39:24.000 he's

01:39:24.300 not

01:39:24.400 allowed

01:39:24.560 to tell

01:39:24.760 stories

01:39:25.080 though

01:39:25.200 he just

01:39:25.500 has to

01:39:25.740 be

01:39:25.840 one

01:39:25.940 about

01:39:26.000 stories

01:39:26.680 just

01:39:26.980 riffing

01:39:28.300 yeah

01:39:28.500 he

01:39:29.300 is not

01:39:29.740 Josh

01:39:29.980 Smith

01:39:30.180 no

01:39:30.640 I

01:39:31.280 invited

01:39:31.620 him

01:39:31.840 he

01:39:32.280 invited

01:39:32.560 me to

01:39:32.900 California

01:39:33.520 to fucking

01:39:34.220 do some

01:39:34.640 weird shit

01:39:35.140 in caves

01:39:35.680 and record

01:39:36.360 and I was

01:39:36.700 like I

01:39:37.300 don't know

01:39:38.000 yeah because

01:39:39.720 you're not

01:39:40.060 really the

01:39:40.580 like

01:39:40.760 you're not

01:39:42.440 on like

01:39:42.820 the hands

01:39:43.480 on type

01:39:44.020 of conspiracy

01:39:44.600 shit

01:39:44.860 like you're

01:39:45.200 not like

01:39:45.600 I don't

01:39:46.120 want to go

01:39:46.360 ghost hunting

01:39:46.880 I don't

01:39:47.360 want to go

01:39:47.800 like

01:39:48.240 no dude

01:39:49.620 it's like

01:39:50.260 that's not

01:39:50.540 you is it

01:39:51.160 David's always

01:39:51.960 like oh

01:39:52.420 let's go

01:39:52.840 over here

01:39:53.320 he's like

01:39:53.740 let's go

01:39:54.100 there where

01:39:54.480 he saw

01:39:54.740 the skin

01:39:55.100 walker

01:39:55.380 and I was

01:39:55.600 like you

01:39:55.860 know how

01:39:56.120 sticky

01:39:56.480 he finished

01:39:57.380 telling us

01:39:57.860 a story

01:39:58.380 about

01:39:59.160 so he

01:40:00.060 saw the

01:40:00.540 skin

01:40:00.820 walker

01:40:01.300 got home

01:40:02.400 and then

01:40:02.800 the thing

01:40:03.100 followed him

01:40:03.840 home

01:40:04.200 ripped his

01:40:05.020 dog in

01:40:05.520 half

01:40:05.840 and it's

01:40:06.580 been on

01:40:07.040 his friend

01:40:07.680 for like

01:40:08.580 fucking

01:40:08.900 20 years

01:40:09.620 now just

01:40:10.000 making his

01:40:10.520 life miserable

01:40:11.100 yeah I was

01:40:12.280 like and

01:40:12.900 you think

01:40:13.380 I'm gonna

01:40:13.820 go to

01:40:14.300 California

01:40:14.960 to the

01:40:15.960 cave where

01:40:16.580 this happened

01:40:17.180 why

01:40:18.540 is there

01:40:20.280 any reason

01:40:20.700 for that

01:40:21.000 I don't

01:40:21.460 even believe

01:40:21.940 in this

01:40:22.220 shit

01:40:22.400 and I

01:40:22.740 wouldn't

01:40:22.960 go

01:40:23.180 I

01:40:23.620 want to

01:40:23.800 go

01:40:23.900 with it

01:40:24.220 not a

01:40:24.580 fucking

01:40:24.820 chance

01:40:25.120 I don't

01:40:25.260 think I

01:40:25.500 would

01:40:25.620 do it

01:40:25.920 you don't

01:40:26.620 believe

01:40:26.880 in this

01:40:27.160 Clint

01:40:27.380 no

01:40:28.080 it's

01:40:28.760 nonsense

01:40:32.040 his dog

01:40:33.480 got eaten

01:40:33.820 by a coyote

01:40:34.400 or whatever

01:40:34.720 how about

01:40:36.020 aliens

01:40:36.440 what do you

01:40:36.840 think about

01:40:37.120 aliens

01:40:37.560 I think

01:40:38.940 we're not

01:40:39.380 doing

01:40:39.580 we're not

01:40:41.460 doing

01:40:41.600 Nephilim

01:40:41.860 Death

01:40:42.060 Squad

01:40:42.220 on Tower

01:40:42.560 Gang

01:40:42.800 you already

01:40:43.300 do your

01:40:44.760 show too

01:40:45.080 much

01:40:45.400 you're

01:40:45.780 already

01:40:46.640 way

01:40:47.420 way

01:40:48.140 too

01:40:48.440 rubbing

01:40:49.120 off

01:40:49.600 yeah he's

01:40:50.780 already

01:40:50.940 trying to

01:40:51.220 bring his

01:40:51.800 fucking

01:40:52.100 bullshit

01:40:52.580 in two

01:40:54.320 days we

01:40:54.800 will have

01:40:55.200 on

01:40:55.480 Dr.

01:40:56.080 Shiva

01:40:56.340 Ayudari

01:40:56.840 and Clint

01:40:57.200 is going

01:40:57.380 to come

01:40:57.640 on

01:40:57.920 Dr.

01:40:58.380 Shiva

01:40:58.600 I'm going

01:41:01.420 to war

01:41:01.700 with Shiva

01:41:02.860 he was very

01:41:03.380 condescending to

01:41:03.960 me on my

01:41:04.320 show and

01:41:04.840 I'm

01:41:05.000 fucking

01:41:05.280 what did

01:41:06.300 he do

01:41:06.540 to you

01:41:06.840 I don't

01:41:07.360 understand

01:41:07.700 what did

01:41:07.940 he do

01:41:08.120 to you

01:41:08.680 he kept

01:41:09.340 saying

01:41:09.700 he kept

01:41:10.260 saying

01:41:10.480 no fuck

01:41:11.960 you

01:41:12.220 bitch

01:41:15.900 bastard

01:41:16.380 Clint

01:41:17.460 Russell

01:41:17.800 bitch

01:41:18.120 bastard

01:41:18.520 and I

01:41:19.160 was like

01:41:19.360 yo relax

01:41:20.100 he kept

01:41:21.460 saying

01:41:22.020 the reason

01:41:23.240 that we

01:41:23.500 always fail

01:41:23.980 is that

01:41:24.200 we have

01:41:24.440 to

01:41:24.560 systematize

01:41:25.220 we have

01:41:25.440 to

01:41:25.540 systematize

01:41:26.140 and I

01:41:26.360 kept

01:41:26.520 saying

01:41:26.800 all right

01:41:27.820 what

01:41:28.700 system

01:41:29.320 bro

01:41:29.700 I was like

01:41:30.440 what are

01:41:30.660 you fucking

01:41:31.580 talking about

01:41:32.320 and he's

01:41:32.560 like oh

01:41:32.840 I have

01:41:33.080 this program

01:41:33.640 I have

01:41:33.880 this website

01:41:34.340 you gotta

01:41:34.620 sign up

01:41:34.980 blah blah blah

01:41:35.240 and I was

01:41:35.540 like yo

01:41:36.360 you gotta

01:41:36.720 give me

01:41:37.240 something

01:41:37.520 so we

01:41:37.860 have an

01:41:38.080 hour long

01:41:38.520 conversation

01:41:39.120 just circling

01:41:40.140 around the

01:41:40.620 same garbage

01:41:41.420 where he's

01:41:41.760 like the

01:41:42.280 reason we

01:41:42.720 fail is

01:41:43.100 because we

01:41:43.480 don't have

01:41:43.720 a system

01:41:44.140 what's

01:41:44.580 the system

01:41:45.060 you have

01:41:45.580 to have

01:41:45.800 a system

01:41:46.220 I went

01:41:46.600 to MIT

01:41:47.000 oh and

01:41:47.860 by the way

01:41:48.360 Vivek Ramaswamy

01:41:49.140 he's a

01:41:49.480 snake oil

01:41:50.440 salesman

01:41:50.860 but I'm

01:41:51.620 also not

01:41:52.220 a snake oil

01:41:52.760 salesman

01:41:53.220 as I won't

01:41:53.720 tell you

01:41:53.980 what the

01:41:54.260 fuck I'm

01:41:54.660 talking about

01:41:55.300 but I have

01:41:55.900 a website

01:41:56.400 that's paywalled

01:41:57.280 for you to

01:41:57.660 figure out

01:41:58.000 what the

01:41:58.240 fuck I'm

01:41:58.580 talking about

01:41:59.000 it was

01:41:59.720 an hour

01:42:00.340 long

01:42:00.940 pitch

01:42:02.060 you're a

01:42:02.380 millionaire

01:42:02.700 I ain't

01:42:03.500 paying for

01:42:03.900 fucking

01:42:04.220 Dr. Shiva's

01:42:04.940 garbage

01:42:05.320 all I've

01:42:06.380 ever seen

01:42:06.760 from him

01:42:07.040 is just

01:42:07.300 shit talking

01:42:07.860 about other

01:42:08.260 people

01:42:08.620 and then

01:42:09.040 talking about

01:42:09.440 how he's

01:42:09.760 going to

01:42:09.920 fix everything

01:42:10.480 which by the

01:42:10.960 way I

01:42:15.800 but it's

01:42:16.200 paywalled

01:42:16.680 get the

01:42:16.980 fuck out

01:42:17.360 of here

01:42:17.580 this guy

01:42:18.000 this is

01:42:18.360 this is

01:42:18.640 going to

01:42:18.800 be the

01:42:19.080 worst

01:42:19.400 interview

01:42:19.880 in the

01:42:20.440 history

01:42:20.720 of mankind

01:42:21.180 because

01:42:21.560 we're not

01:42:22.580 even going

01:42:22.940 to address

01:42:23.340 any of

01:42:23.680 this shit

01:42:24.000 I'm just

01:42:24.300 going to

01:42:24.480 ask him

01:42:24.800 about the

01:42:25.060 Nephilim

01:42:25.420 I'm going

01:42:25.940 to ask

01:42:26.180 him about

01:42:26.520 like

01:42:26.760 Vedic

01:42:27.580 gods

01:42:28.100 Tyler can you

01:42:29.380 bring up

01:42:29.700 the Atlanta

01:42:30.160 thing

01:42:30.640 that I said

01:42:31.140 Atlanta Braves

01:42:31.580 thing

01:42:31.800 that'd be

01:42:32.340 way more

01:42:32.740 interesting

01:42:33.120 I'd rather

01:42:33.520 not talk

01:42:33.960 about his

01:42:34.320 fucking

01:42:34.560 system

01:42:35.040 shit

01:42:35.680 we're

01:42:35.920 gonna

01:42:36.020 every time

01:42:36.960 they bring

01:42:37.280 it to

01:42:37.500 something

01:42:37.720 political

01:42:38.120 I'm

01:42:38.380 it's

01:42:40.720 gonna be

01:42:40.960 beautiful

01:42:41.440 what's he

01:42:42.920 supposed to

01:42:43.540 bring up

01:42:43.840 here

01:42:44.040 so it's

01:42:44.760 a thing

01:42:44.980 I said

01:42:45.280 because

01:42:45.540 you did

01:42:46.040 mention

01:42:46.300 about

01:42:46.560 baseball

01:42:47.060 and so

01:42:47.820 yeah

01:42:48.520 why is

01:42:49.480 this funny

01:42:49.880 okay

01:42:51.460 you don't

01:42:52.140 find it

01:42:52.480 funny

01:42:52.820 that

01:42:53.100 in the

01:42:54.160 Negro

01:42:54.460 League

01:42:54.860 in the

01:42:56.860 Negro

01:42:57.180 League

01:42:57.560 the name

01:42:58.300 of the

01:42:58.620 Negro

01:42:59.100 baseball

01:42:59.680 team

01:42:59.920 for

01:43:00.040 Atlanta

01:43:00.240 was

01:43:00.480 the

01:43:00.660 Black

01:43:01.000 Crackers

01:43:01.640 you

01:43:02.840 don't

01:43:03.000 find

01:43:03.200 that

01:43:03.340 funny

01:43:03.620 at

01:43:03.780 all

01:43:04.280 it's

01:43:05.400 like

01:43:05.640 haha

01:43:06.240 but

01:43:07.740 they

01:43:08.060 just

01:43:08.320 that's

01:43:08.560 what

01:43:08.660 they

01:43:08.760 called

01:43:08.920 and

01:43:09.100 then

01:43:09.220 the

01:43:09.440 actual

01:43:09.760 Braves

01:43:10.080 account

01:43:10.300 was

01:43:10.480 like

01:43:10.680 gotta

01:43:11.240 remember

01:43:11.540 the

01:43:11.720 Black

01:43:11.960 Crackers

01:43:12.440 guys

01:43:12.800 I'm

01:43:13.120 gonna

01:43:13.200 be

01:43:13.380 honest

01:43:13.640 with you

01:43:13.920 Cole

01:43:14.060 the

01:43:14.480 only

01:43:14.940 reaction

01:43:15.700 I had

01:43:16.000 to that

01:43:16.220 was

01:43:16.520 not even

01:43:17.120 a smirk

01:43:18.940 somebody

01:43:19.520 was saying

01:43:20.220 in the

01:43:21.240 telegram chat

01:43:21.960 they're yelling

01:43:23.460 at me

01:43:23.780 in the telegram chat

01:43:24.740 they're saying

01:43:25.300 bring back

01:43:25.840 Cole's

01:43:26.220 culture

01:43:26.560 corner

01:43:26.960 and I was

01:43:27.740 like

01:43:27.820 they

01:43:27.940 fucking

01:43:28.280 remember

01:43:28.760 that

01:43:29.000 garbage

01:43:29.360 and

01:43:30.360 they're

01:43:30.480 asking

01:43:30.740 for it

01:43:31.100 dude

01:43:31.420 I have

01:43:31.780 been

01:43:31.940 sending

01:43:32.340 crazy

01:43:33.020 shit

01:43:33.300 I

01:43:33.480 say

01:43:33.940 sure

01:43:34.440 let him

01:43:34.920 have it

01:43:35.300 because

01:43:35.560 otherwise

01:43:35.960 he does

01:43:36.440 shit

01:43:36.640 like this

01:43:37.080 where he

01:43:37.340 just

01:43:37.480 finds

01:43:37.800 something

01:43:38.140 that's

01:43:38.340 just

01:43:38.420 okay

01:43:38.620 I'm

01:43:38.880 sorry

01:43:39.200 I'm

01:43:39.460 sorry

01:43:39.560 but

01:43:39.760 the

01:43:40.000 official

01:43:40.760 Braves

01:43:42.700 account

01:43:43.000 tweets out

01:43:43.680 the name

01:43:44.280 Black

01:43:44.760 Crackers

01:43:45.300 I

01:43:46.200 understand

01:43:47.160 all the

01:43:47.800 components

01:43:48.240 of what

01:43:48.800 you find

01:43:49.260 funny

01:43:49.560 here

01:43:49.800 I'm

01:43:50.240 just

01:43:50.380 there's

01:43:50.560 not

01:43:51.040 really

01:43:51.300 it's

01:43:51.840 not

01:43:52.020 content

01:43:52.640 yeah

01:43:53.360 it's

01:43:53.500 just

01:43:53.580 kind

01:43:53.720 of

01:43:53.760 like

01:43:53.880 haha

01:43:54.100 I

01:43:54.920 saw

01:43:56.640 it

01:43:56.800 again

01:43:56.960 I

01:43:57.080 thought

01:43:57.200 it was

01:43:57.420 funny

01:43:57.660 if you're

01:43:58.780 sitting next to

01:43:59.340 someone

01:43:59.540 you have a

01:43:59.880 phone

01:44:00.100 you go

01:44:00.400 look at that

01:44:00.840 it's

01:44:00.960 kind

01:44:01.080 of funny

01:44:01.380 and then

01:44:01.560 you just

01:44:01.680 move on

01:44:01.900 you guys

01:44:02.100 ever seen

01:44:02.480 this

01:44:02.680 motherfucker

01:44:03.080 he just

01:44:03.560 eats meals

01:44:04.160 in the

01:44:04.480 shower

01:44:04.800 and he

01:44:05.480 gets

01:44:05.660 this dude

01:44:06.300 getting

01:44:06.580 paid

01:44:06.860 it's

01:44:07.660 crazy

01:44:07.980 I love

01:44:08.400 that

01:44:08.680 did I

01:44:09.300 show you

01:44:15.300 he told us

01:44:15.580 about it

01:44:15.880 very last

01:44:16.540 episode

01:44:16.860 yes

01:44:17.080 he told

01:44:17.360 us

01:44:17.480 yes

01:44:17.720 it's

01:44:18.020 the funniest

01:44:18.520 shit

01:44:18.800 I think

01:44:20.700 I maybe

01:44:21.060 sent it

01:44:21.400 to Tyler

01:44:21.720 I'm sorry

01:44:22.580 if I didn't

01:44:22.960 Tyler

01:44:23.100 I think

01:44:24.240 I'm realizing

01:44:24.740 what the issue

01:44:25.240 is

01:44:25.480 you think

01:44:26.960 that just

01:44:27.400 you actually

01:44:28.220 have the same

01:44:28.640 affliction

01:44:28.940 that Toad

01:44:29.300 does

01:44:29.500 if you see

01:44:30.540 something

01:44:30.860 that you

01:44:31.260 find even

01:44:31.840 remotely

01:44:32.220 funny

01:44:32.600 you think

01:44:33.300 it's

01:44:33.480 content

01:44:33.860 it's

01:44:34.760 not

01:44:34.960 content

01:44:35.480 no

01:44:35.880 it's

01:44:36.780 not

01:44:37.000 I don't

01:44:37.240 think

01:44:37.360 it's

01:44:37.520 content

01:44:37.740 I sent

01:44:38.880 the girls

01:44:39.340 fighting

01:44:39.680 because I

01:44:40.400 knew it

01:44:40.740 was content

01:44:41.240 because I

01:44:41.680 knew we

01:44:41.880 could actually

01:44:42.260 have a conversation

01:44:42.880 you said

01:44:43.580 an Instagram

01:44:46.060 image

01:44:47.080 from a modern

01:44:48.120 baseball team

01:44:48.860 that says

01:44:49.240 this is the name

01:44:49.960 of their old

01:44:50.340 baseball team

01:44:50.760 and you think

01:44:51.120 what the fuck

01:44:52.060 were we going

01:44:52.480 to riff off

01:44:53.000 with that

01:44:53.380 what were we

01:44:53.940 going to do

01:44:54.300 this is how

01:44:56.940 you do

01:44:57.700 content

01:44:58.020 and I just

01:44:58.420 decided to

01:44:58.840 pull this

01:44:59.120 up out of

01:44:59.460 nowhere

01:44:59.700 this right

01:45:00.320 here

01:45:00.540 so this

01:45:01.380 weed

01:45:01.640 syrup

01:45:01.920 I got

01:45:02.240 looks like

01:45:02.700 cum

01:45:02.940 which is

01:45:03.900 fine

01:45:04.220 but it

01:45:04.740 kind of

01:45:05.180 tasted like

01:45:05.820 it

01:45:06.220 and it

01:45:07.320 was a

01:45:07.760 little

01:45:07.900 annoying

01:45:08.340 I think

01:45:09.400 that this

01:45:09.800 is very

01:45:10.460 tower gang

01:45:11.640 material

01:45:12.160 where can

01:45:13.340 we go

01:45:13.600 with this

01:45:13.900 guys

01:45:14.240 I mean

01:45:16.200 it's still

01:45:16.780 not great

01:45:17.300 content

01:45:17.720 but it

01:45:18.020 is content

01:45:18.540 because it

01:45:19.340 allows for

01:45:19.780 us to

01:45:20.060 extrapolate

01:45:20.640 there's

01:45:21.000 nothing to

01:45:21.320 extrapolate

01:45:21.840 from Black

01:45:22.160 Crackers

01:45:22.520 it's a

01:45:22.960 fucking

01:45:23.140 it's a

01:45:23.620 and then

01:45:24.260 you move

01:45:24.460 on

01:45:24.640 I was

01:45:25.320 going to

01:45:25.600 say

01:45:25.800 with the

01:45:26.180 Black

01:45:26.380 Crackers

01:45:26.660 thing

01:45:26.880 it was

01:45:27.160 after

01:45:27.440 I want

01:45:28.060 to say

01:45:28.260 because

01:45:28.500 Top

01:45:28.780 mentioned

01:45:29.080 he was

01:45:29.440 like

01:45:29.660 when did

01:45:30.620 baseball

01:45:33.060 go bad

01:45:33.580 when the

01:45:34.040 black people

01:45:34.420 started getting

01:45:34.840 into it

01:45:35.340 and I was

01:45:36.000 saying

01:45:36.300 it was

01:45:36.980 the widest

01:45:37.760 black people

01:45:38.200 got into

01:45:38.620 baseball

01:45:38.960 first

01:45:39.300 that's

01:45:39.500 called

01:45:39.840 the

01:45:39.960 Black

01:45:40.140 Crackers

01:45:40.620 because

01:45:41.000 it was

01:45:41.200 the widest

01:45:41.660 of the

01:45:41.880 black people

01:45:42.360 and so

01:45:43.360 they get

01:45:43.660 in there

01:45:44.160 so this

01:45:44.660 was all

01:45:45.040 free to

01:45:45.400 meander

01:45:45.820 to one

01:45:46.380 joke

01:45:46.820 and then

01:45:47.360 they get

01:45:47.660 in their

01:45:47.900 only

01:45:48.120 moderately

01:45:48.820 funny

01:45:49.100 as well

01:45:49.500 fuck y'all

01:45:50.860 I'm just

01:45:53.060 saying

01:45:53.320 you didn't even

01:45:53.900 remember

01:45:54.260 Black Crackers

01:45:55.220 is fucking

01:45:55.820 hilarious

01:45:56.400 I don't

01:45:56.800 care what

01:45:57.100 y'all say

01:45:57.500 y'all too

01:45:58.160 jaded

01:45:58.540 by your

01:45:58.940 racism

01:46:00.280 like

01:46:00.640 you've

01:46:01.300 been

01:46:01.420 seeing

01:46:01.660 like

01:46:01.880 hardcore

01:46:02.340 porno

01:46:02.820 racism

01:46:03.300 and I'm

01:46:04.000 giving you

01:46:04.360 like

01:46:04.520 softcore

01:46:05.080 like

01:46:05.360 the problem

01:46:06.640 is

01:46:06.760 you're

01:46:06.880 just

01:46:07.020 like

01:46:07.240 here

01:46:07.500 racism

01:46:07.980 and you're

01:46:08.480 like

01:46:08.640 with a

01:46:11.680 tinge

01:46:12.060 of humor

01:46:12.580 and I'm

01:46:13.220 supposed to

01:46:13.420 be like

01:46:13.700 okay

01:46:14.060 cool

01:46:14.600 like

01:46:15.020 it's

01:46:15.360 on the

01:46:16.440 same

01:46:16.700 level

01:46:17.020 as

01:46:17.340 Joe

01:46:17.680 Biden

01:46:18.000 tweeting

01:46:18.380 out

01:46:18.700 just

01:46:19.040 the

01:46:19.240 letter

01:46:19.420 in

01:46:19.760 with

01:46:19.960 him

01:46:20.120 and

01:46:20.240 Barack

01:46:20.500 Obama

01:46:20.900 yeah

01:46:21.440 that's

01:46:21.660 not

01:46:21.800 content

01:46:22.180 that

01:46:23.020 that's

01:46:23.900 oh

01:46:24.460 see

01:46:26.120 I mean

01:46:26.880 we at least

01:46:27.920 got a little

01:46:28.260 bit of

01:46:28.460 riffing off

01:46:28.880 that

01:46:29.160 I

01:46:29.600 I disagree

01:46:30.600 you could do

01:46:31.900 funny Obama

01:46:32.580 you know

01:46:33.520 impersonation

01:46:34.180 some

01:46:34.520 some Biden

01:46:35.360 like

01:46:35.820 you know

01:46:36.240 impersonate him

01:46:37.040 like there's a lot

01:46:37.700 to work with there

01:46:38.200 I think

01:46:38.540 you know

01:46:38.960 because your

01:46:40.740 husband led us

01:46:41.580 down this path

01:46:42.580 it's your fault

01:46:43.360 Liz

01:46:43.600 not mine

01:46:44.040 but now if you're

01:46:44.500 just like

01:46:44.780 uh-huh

01:46:45.320 the braids

01:46:46.480 used to be called

01:46:47.060 the crackers

01:46:47.580 and that's funny

01:46:48.560 because they're black

01:46:49.520 and white people

01:46:50.620 are crackers

01:46:51.320 you're like

01:46:51.840 skid up

01:46:52.400 be bop

01:46:52.860 but oh

01:46:53.720 see content

01:46:54.520 fuck you

01:46:55.120 JC

01:46:55.460 that's a great song

01:46:56.560 yo

01:46:56.940 oh

01:46:57.320 hi JC

01:46:58.240 get him out of the

01:46:58.920 fucking chat

01:46:59.480 it's a banger

01:47:00.280 I think

01:47:01.240 I think Cole

01:47:01.780 you're writing

01:47:02.320 you're writing

01:47:02.900 bits for

01:47:03.480 like that's good

01:47:04.120 inverse wiggers

01:47:05.000 is such a

01:47:05.760 inverse wiggers

01:47:07.220 I mean it's black

01:47:08.080 crackers

01:47:08.460 two words

01:47:09.500 not content

01:47:10.140 I mean

01:47:11.220 you might get a joke

01:47:12.540 or two out of that

01:47:13.100 like squeeze it

01:47:13.840 like you know

01:47:14.360 like you're kind of

01:47:14.880 getting water out of a rock

01:47:15.920 you know

01:47:16.260 like I don't know

01:47:17.080 it's blood out of a rock

01:47:18.020 and when the father

01:47:20.080 and when the father

01:47:20.100 of the bride

01:47:20.740 no

01:47:21.240 that's content

01:47:25.320 that's fucking content

01:47:27.320 right there brother

01:47:27.900 I'm not even saying

01:47:29.340 that's good content

01:47:30.080 it's still better

01:47:30.660 than black crackers

01:47:31.540 Jesus

01:47:32.460 alright fucking

01:47:33.360 what's the last question

01:47:34.380 from the mailbag

01:47:34.940 please

01:47:35.320 yes

01:47:35.680 last question

01:47:36.640 if Tyler has

01:47:37.520 it was a video

01:47:38.340 that was sent to us

01:47:39.280 from

01:47:39.600 I've not seen the video

01:47:41.120 yeah I bet you

01:47:41.740 this is incredible content

01:47:42.860 it's from Turbo Grog

01:47:44.580 the video was

01:47:46.620 the chick with the

01:47:47.560 pussy

01:47:48.160 oh

01:47:49.600 so he said that

01:47:50.240 oh

01:47:50.260 it was the tater

01:47:51.060 don't all chicks

01:47:51.840 have pussies

01:47:52.320 it was the chick

01:47:54.020 with the pussy

01:47:54.660 oh the tater

01:47:55.680 I get it

01:47:57.040 Clint that is not

01:47:58.460 a question that is

01:47:59.200 actually

01:47:59.520 that's a very

01:48:00.160 in the day's world

01:48:01.540 it's very murky

01:48:02.400 that was heteronormative

01:48:03.500 I apologize

01:48:04.160 that was the last thing

01:48:05.580 in the mailbag

01:48:06.260 that would get kicked off

01:48:07.820 of the BPS show

01:48:08.820 or whatever

01:48:09.180 we're at about

01:48:10.100 an hour 50

01:48:10.740 and Cole completely

01:48:12.000 derailed it

01:48:12.620 because he's becoming

01:48:13.760 he's literally

01:48:15.020 horseshoe theorying

01:48:16.360 with Toad right now

01:48:17.240 essentially

01:48:17.600 that's what's going on here

01:48:18.620 I'm going back

01:48:19.860 to looking at all the things

01:48:20.640 that sent you

01:48:21.220 in the tower game group chat

01:48:22.820 all of them bangers

01:48:23.840 every single one of them

01:48:25.600 yeah I mean like

01:48:26.160 they're funny for a group chat

01:48:27.560 that is group chat funny

01:48:30.160 please

01:48:31.000 alright

01:48:31.280 guess what I had

01:48:32.640 for dinner last night

01:48:33.440 sleep

01:48:33.840 please buy this shit

01:48:34.780 $288,000

01:48:36.160 but if you're working with me

01:48:37.280 I could probably get it for less

01:48:38.360 starting off with the driveway

01:48:39.440 where the fuck is the driveway

01:48:40.880 right here baby

01:48:41.780 I don't know if I consider

01:48:42.700 this a driveway though

01:48:43.580 more like a fucking sidewalk

01:48:44.640 if you have no friends

01:48:45.580 this is for you

01:48:46.260 1498 square feet

01:48:48.260 three bedrooms

01:48:49.040 three bathrooms

01:48:49.880 need to take that shit

01:48:50.820 you've been holding on to

01:48:51.600 on the drive home

01:48:52.280 right here baby

01:48:53.100 got the kitchen right here

01:48:54.600 the dining room right here

01:48:55.940 kitchen pretty dope though

01:48:56.980 you like put couches here

01:48:58.080 and shit

01:48:58.440 let's go up the stairs

01:48:59.500 this is your closet

01:49:02.440 the things that go in the closet

01:49:03.780 this is the place

01:49:04.500 where she tells you

01:49:05.240 every day

01:49:05.740 not today

01:49:06.560 got the closet right here

01:49:07.680 this is kind of odd

01:49:08.520 I'm not gonna lie to you

01:49:09.600 like in the middle of the room though

01:49:11.140 ooh and what is this

01:49:12.400 it must be the en suite bathroom

01:49:13.960 psych bitch

01:49:14.640 another fucking closet

01:49:16.080 why the fuck

01:49:17.080 whoever built this

01:49:17.860 was definitely going through a divorce

01:49:19.480 ginormous roof titty

01:49:20.760 en suite bathroom

01:49:22.180 you got your double sinks

01:49:23.300 tub right here

01:49:24.000 a shower right here

01:49:24.940 take a shit right here

01:49:25.980 complimentary dog food

01:49:27.140 look what's down the hallway

01:49:28.360 your fucking kids

01:49:29.380 holy shit

01:49:30.540 isn't that fucking terrible

01:49:31.800 however it does make it easier

01:49:33.320 to yell at your kids

01:49:34.160 it is 11 o'clock

01:49:35.740 go the fuck the bed

01:49:37.220 demustify your clothes here

01:49:38.540 walk-in closet

01:49:39.440 great place to make soundcloud music

01:49:41.180 goodnight

01:49:41.580 uh

01:49:42.280 I said I can't lie

01:49:43.920 I admit it

01:49:45.360 if you don't buy this house from me

01:49:46.980 then I'm getting evicted

01:49:48.220 third bedroom right here

01:49:49.520 definitely not the biggest

01:49:50.640 but it definitely serves its purpose

01:49:52.340 that's not the first time I've heard that

01:49:54.680 fuck you Ashley

01:49:55.440 they said fuck this person's closet

01:49:57.020 I ain't 20

01:49:57.580 don't act like this ain't hard now

01:49:58.940 stop playing

01:49:59.600 this is nice and shit

01:50:00.820 a lot of y'all sour booty butt motherfuckers

01:50:02.700 don't know what this is

01:50:03.560 this is the money shot right here

01:50:04.780 all that for under $300,000

01:50:06.340 give me a call

01:50:07.220 yo

01:50:08.400 this guy

01:50:09.120 how are they letting black realtors

01:50:10.640 like exist

01:50:11.940 because like

01:50:12.820 dude

01:50:13.120 he's done

01:50:13.600 he's so good

01:50:14.240 why would they not let them exist

01:50:15.580 he's amazing

01:50:16.140 he's about to run that shit

01:50:16.960 you calling for genocide homeboy

01:50:18.080 yeah

01:50:19.040 uh this guy

01:50:20.060 Doc Torre

01:50:20.800 uh congratulations

01:50:21.940 you won fleek of the week

01:50:23.500 first person to confuse me

01:50:24.700 with anybody that's slightly light skin

01:50:26.580 so

01:50:27.320 congratulations

01:50:29.740 did you say

01:50:31.520 you were like

01:50:32.580 they can have this one

01:50:33.520 or just any other one

01:50:34.420 they choose

01:50:34.800 because no one

01:50:35.760 is going to choose

01:50:36.600 like would want that shirt

01:50:37.920 he's got to get the

01:50:39.400 oi goi one

01:50:40.120 there is no

01:50:40.800 honestly

01:50:41.860 here's the thing

01:50:42.760 if you do wear that shirt

01:50:44.020 no honestly

01:50:45.440 this is great

01:50:46.180 for you Top

01:50:46.960 if you actually wear that shirt

01:50:48.380 out in public

01:50:48.880 you put that fucking

01:50:49.820 whatever

01:50:50.680 what's it say

01:50:51.220 what's the shirt

01:50:51.980 bring it back up again

01:50:52.880 oi goi

01:50:54.040 oi goi

01:50:54.600 you wear that out in public

01:50:56.120 just go like

01:50:56.640 go to Walmart or something

01:50:57.300 you're going to jail

01:50:57.820 you take a picture of it

01:50:59.400 of like a selfie

01:51:00.220 with you in it

01:51:00.940 I feel like Top

01:51:01.980 should send you another shirt

01:51:02.960 like if you're like

01:51:03.640 no here's

01:51:04.100 oh dude

01:51:04.600 if you do like

01:51:05.260 the cool arm cross

01:51:06.800 but in front of a synagogue

01:51:07.580 or some shit

01:51:08.220 do it

01:51:08.960 just out in public

01:51:09.900 like you have to be around people

01:51:11.420 wearing this oi goi shirt

01:51:12.840 and then if you take a picture with it

01:51:14.900 Top will send you another shirt

01:51:16.220 if someone wears that

01:51:17.100 if someone wears that

01:51:18.280 while walking through Times Square

01:51:19.580 I will literally

01:51:20.760 do whatever you ask of me

01:51:22.540 because that is

01:51:23.100 that is crazy

01:51:24.040 honestly

01:51:24.440 this is what

01:51:25.380 this is what we're going to do

01:51:26.320 so with the fleek of the week shit

01:51:27.700 because now we just got like

01:51:28.660 $300 from Matt Reif

01:51:29.860 so we just funded fleek of the week

01:51:31.520 that would be good

01:51:33.860 oh my god

01:51:36.720 and look for the

01:51:37.600 the conservative

01:51:38.400 like fucking

01:51:39.260 content creators

01:51:40.140 are obviously going to be

01:51:40.960 interviewing people

01:51:41.560 looking for gotchas

01:51:42.360 and you're with the

01:51:42.860 oi goi shirt

01:51:43.640 the tower gang

01:51:45.160 symbol beside

01:51:45.880 yo yo

01:51:46.900 and when they

01:51:47.380 and when they

01:51:47.820 when they inevitably interview you

01:51:49.320 just shut up

01:51:50.100 fuck them right in the pussy

01:51:50.900 and then say tower gang

01:51:51.920 this is how it's going to go

01:51:53.360 every time

01:51:54.000 I'm going to keep

01:51:55.040 making unwearable t-shirts

01:51:57.020 and if you take a selfie

01:51:58.560 like actually a couple of them

01:52:00.300 I want to know

01:52:00.800 that you wore it

01:52:01.400 throughout the day

01:52:02.040 I want a video dog

01:52:03.020 like a video

01:52:04.000 of you in public

01:52:04.940 at your job

01:52:05.660 throughout the day

01:52:06.280 wearing this

01:52:06.780 at your job

01:52:07.560 at your job

01:52:09.020 you're not going

01:52:10.200 I'll send you

01:52:11.280 last week's fleek of the week

01:52:12.540 and like

01:52:13.440 then if you do that one there

01:52:14.700 you get another

01:52:15.200 you could have a whole

01:52:15.980 fucking wardrobe

01:52:16.660 from us

01:52:17.140 if you just keep

01:52:17.960 doing this

01:52:18.560 but you have to ruin

01:52:19.120 your life though

01:52:19.740 yeah

01:52:20.600 simple

01:52:21.800 I wonder if I can

01:52:23.180 what's this guy's name

01:52:23.540 I feel like I could actually

01:52:25.200 I don't know

01:52:26.540 but I feel like

01:52:27.440 I maybe could wear this

01:52:28.760 one to the gym

01:52:29.340 if I cut the sleeves off

01:52:31.000 hey

01:52:32.320 doctor

01:52:32.740 I want you to be honest

01:52:33.880 with top

01:52:34.240 if you don't

01:52:35.100 if you're not going

01:52:35.640 to wear this shirt

01:52:36.300 do not have him

01:52:37.380 send it to you

01:52:37.860 I want someone

01:52:38.380 who's going to actually

01:52:39.020 wear this shit in public

01:52:39.880 like a fucking lunatic

01:52:41.260 he said done

01:52:43.120 done

01:52:43.980 all right

01:52:44.580 perfect

01:52:46.060 because also

01:52:46.940 I'll be straight with you

01:52:47.960 I will never

01:52:49.100 don that

01:52:49.920 ever

01:52:50.420 I would never

01:52:51.360 let's go with

01:52:51.880 dude

01:52:53.740 no

01:52:54.160 hey

01:52:54.540 Clint tell your story

01:52:55.700 about what your

01:52:56.500 because of

01:52:57.200 of Nethlem Death Squad

01:52:58.080 you're actually wearing

01:52:59.160 his merch today

01:53:00.020 after you already

01:53:01.000 or the other day

01:53:02.100 right

01:53:02.500 oh yeah

01:53:03.500 yeah

01:53:03.700 I went to

01:53:04.380 so I was out of

01:53:05.300 I was out of coffee

01:53:06.120 grounds

01:53:07.180 so I went to

01:53:08.200 there's this little

01:53:08.820 like mini mart

01:53:09.920 like 7-11 type of thing

01:53:11.520 in the center of my complex

01:53:12.640 because there's five

01:53:13.360 big ass buildings

01:53:14.000 so there's like a real

01:53:14.860 mini mart

01:53:15.260 so I go in there

01:53:16.240 there's this fucking

01:53:17.400 wild Jewish chick

01:53:18.680 that like

01:53:19.100 like old broad

01:53:20.080 that looks like

01:53:21.140 one of the bitch

01:53:21.660 from like Stephen King's

01:53:22.540 is like thinner

01:53:23.060 like that she would

01:53:23.820 like thinner me

01:53:24.380 you know

01:53:24.760 but anyways

01:53:26.860 I walk in

01:53:27.640 and I'm like

01:53:28.040 I'm like you got coffee

01:53:28.980 and she's like

01:53:30.100 yeah we got coffee

01:53:31.060 I was

01:53:31.320 or she's like

01:53:31.760 yes we have the coffees

01:53:33.280 and I was like

01:53:33.760 all right cool

01:53:34.100 can I get a large

01:53:35.220 and she gets a large

01:53:36.140 and then while it's like

01:53:37.140 it's brewing

01:53:37.820 because it's like

01:53:38.260 a single cup brew shit

01:53:39.560 she's like

01:53:40.660 starts to make small talk

01:53:41.520 with me

01:53:41.820 and she sees my shirt

01:53:42.640 and she goes like

01:53:43.560 what's up with

01:53:44.200 what's

01:53:44.720 what

01:53:45.100 what is this Nephilim

01:53:46.600 and I was like

01:53:47.540 oh

01:53:48.500 it's complicated

01:53:49.600 I was like

01:53:50.420 you familiar with the Nephilim

01:53:51.900 no

01:53:52.440 and she's like

01:53:53.160 no I've never

01:53:53.860 I've never heard of the

01:53:55.280 I've said Nephilim

01:53:56.300 and I said

01:53:59.040 I said well

01:53:59.660 it's when the

01:54:00.600 the fallen angels

01:54:02.180 they came down to earth

01:54:03.180 and then they decided

01:54:04.240 to reproduce

01:54:05.320 with the human beings

01:54:06.640 and their offspring

01:54:07.880 were these extraordinarily

01:54:09.060 tall beings

01:54:10.080 that were referred to

01:54:11.220 as Nephilim

01:54:11.620 it's a story from the bible

01:54:13.100 you're familiar right

01:54:14.340 Jew

01:54:14.700 and she was like

01:54:15.500 no not familiar

01:54:16.680 don't know

01:54:17.260 don't know the Nephilims

01:54:18.340 and I was like

01:54:19.280 and she's like

01:54:20.180 so what is this death squad

01:54:21.760 and I was like

01:54:22.380 can't explain that one to you

01:54:23.940 they fucking kill him

01:54:24.660 they fucking kill him

01:54:25.880 they have a podcast

01:54:26.480 they kill him with a podcast

01:54:27.540 so she hands me my coffee

01:54:30.360 and I get the fuck out of there

01:54:31.200 but the point of this

01:54:32.300 lengthy

01:54:32.960 not very funny story

01:54:34.120 is that

01:54:34.640 Top makes the best

01:54:36.380 branding merch

01:54:37.480 in the game

01:54:38.180 because it is

01:54:38.960 instant conversation starters

01:54:40.300 and I promise you

01:54:41.320 if you wear the

01:54:42.340 oi goi shirt

01:54:43.380 you are going to have

01:54:44.520 a conversation

01:54:45.180 and a fist fight

01:54:45.880 on your hands

01:54:46.380 like that

01:54:47.080 if Nephilim death squad

01:54:48.540 got somebody to talk

01:54:49.280 oi goi

01:54:50.200 with the fucking

01:54:51.260 Jewish caricature

01:54:52.520 I'm not even

01:54:53.460 I'm not even exaggerating

01:54:54.520 if I wore that shirt

01:54:55.400 in my building

01:54:55.960 I would get evicted

01:54:56.800 like not even kidding

01:54:58.220 there's so many Jews

01:54:59.160 that run this fucking building

01:55:00.380 I would get totally

01:55:01.360 thrown out of here

01:55:01.880 dude

01:55:02.040 you wear that like

01:55:03.740 even if it didn't say

01:55:06.360 even if it didn't say

01:55:08.160 or like in the World War II

01:55:09.440 like those Jews could fight

01:55:10.620 but

01:55:10.860 even if it didn't say

01:55:12.240 oi goi

01:55:12.800 if it was just

01:55:13.720 the art

01:55:14.480 just the art alone

01:55:16.120 it would be evictable

01:55:17.580 yeah

01:55:18.160 art

01:55:18.840 I mean I don't know

01:55:19.760 what to call it

01:55:20.420 just the propaganda

01:55:21.660 just the anti-Semitic propaganda

01:55:23.980 I swear to God

01:55:24.880 Clint

01:55:25.360 if you somehow

01:55:26.100 ever get onto

01:55:27.020 um

01:55:27.720 daily wire

01:55:28.940 no daily wire

01:55:30.920 dude

01:55:31.200 I'll wear that

01:55:32.740 if I go on Rogan

01:55:33.780 oh my god

01:55:35.160 would you wear this

01:55:36.380 10 million motherfuckers dude

01:55:38.780 can you imagine

01:55:39.380 you just imagine

01:55:40.040 Rogan being like

01:55:40.720 Candice

01:55:41.260 no I'm saying

01:55:42.520 I think

01:55:43.960 I think you

01:55:44.800 the best shot you have

01:55:45.740 is with Candice Owens

01:55:47.040 because I mean

01:55:47.880 you're

01:55:48.380 you're

01:55:48.960 you're

01:55:49.260 you're

01:55:49.860 just like

01:55:50.640 whole thing

01:55:51.020 I'm kind of realizing

01:55:51.840 there's a trend

01:55:52.680 to like

01:55:53.300 my website

01:55:54.220 it's like

01:55:55.540 you're like

01:55:56.400 three to four years

01:55:57.600 behind Dave

01:55:58.920 like you're just

01:55:59.720 following Dave's

01:56:00.540 like career

01:56:01.180 but you're just

01:56:01.720 three to four years

01:56:02.340 behind

01:56:02.740 so in three years

01:56:03.940 you'll be on

01:56:04.640 Candice Owens as well

01:56:06.000 of course

01:56:06.360 like

01:56:06.600 uh

01:56:07.260 and I think she's single

01:56:08.160 so you'll probably

01:56:08.640 be on her as well

01:56:09.560 uh

01:56:10.240 I don't know what this means

01:56:11.080 but Revenge of the Sis

01:56:11.880 asked me to make this

01:56:12.760 it's goy free

01:56:13.440 Jewish trick

01:56:14.280 not from concentration camps

01:56:16.160 orange juice

01:56:16.980 I don't know

01:56:17.640 what it has to do

01:56:18.880 with anything

01:56:19.240 but they're like

01:56:19.680 can you make that for us

01:56:20.500 orange juice

01:56:21.860 with the three princes

01:56:22.880 it's so great

01:56:23.560 but uh

01:56:24.940 but you go in with her

01:56:26.180 and you just wear

01:56:26.780 the oi goy shirt

01:56:27.620 and then just say

01:56:28.600 do not

01:56:29.600 if they ask about it

01:56:30.820 do not address it

01:56:32.400 at all

01:56:32.660 how do

01:56:33.560 how do I duck the question

01:56:34.740 when she says

01:56:35.280 I feel as if I

01:56:37.300 I must inquire

01:56:39.420 as to why you're

01:56:40.300 like you're the useful

01:56:41.380 goy Candice

01:56:42.280 you

01:56:42.760 you do a show

01:56:43.800 for the Daily Wire

01:56:44.760 after they fucking

01:56:45.940 wouldn't that be addressing it

01:56:47.940 oh no

01:56:48.240 all you do

01:56:48.780 all you do is go like

01:56:49.600 oh this is

01:56:50.400 the TG

01:56:51.060 this is Tower Gang

01:56:51.940 yeah it's just another show

01:56:52.860 I do

01:56:53.160 and that's all

01:56:53.540 and then be like

01:56:54.140 and she goes like

01:56:54.840 no like the other thing

01:56:55.800 and you were like

01:56:56.200 it's a tombstone

01:56:57.120 I don't

01:56:57.400 I was like

01:56:58.040 oh

01:57:00.760 you already said

01:57:03.580 the tombstone joke

01:57:04.240 sorry I missed it

01:57:05.160 I was

01:57:05.500 way behind

01:57:07.040 quick on my feet

01:57:07.720 so he means

01:57:08.520 Crypt Daddy

01:57:09.180 it makes me sad

01:57:10.960 it makes me sad

01:57:12.160 I was thinking about

01:57:12.640 I feel like we shouldn't

01:57:13.720 end the show

01:57:14.120 because I can tell

01:57:15.260 I can tell that

01:57:16.540 Toad and Jose

01:57:17.640 want to end it

01:57:18.440 and I don't like that

01:57:19.340 Jose really wants to end it

01:57:20.680 he's got to turn around

01:57:21.560 and oh

01:57:22.200 oh yeah

01:57:23.080 this is good

01:57:24.000 this is really good

01:57:24.740 I actually haven't watched this

01:57:25.540 because I wanted to watch it

01:57:26.320 I didn't watch it either

01:57:27.340 I was waiting to watch it

01:57:28.300 928-444 which is

01:57:30.460 928-444-3555

01:57:33.640 what's the owner name

01:57:36.920 of this phone

01:57:37.920 the name that would appear

01:57:44.160 on say a bluetooth device

01:57:46.760 is found online

01:57:49.260 32

01:57:51.240 which is gorilla grip pussy pal

01:57:55.020 go get that pussy

01:57:59.440 I'm going to go get

01:58:00.480 that gorilla grip pussy

01:58:01.420 I'm the pal

01:58:02.360 well I guess I have to

01:58:05.040 change my wifi password

01:58:06.220 what did Jose mean

01:58:07.460 by Clint would be

01:58:08.160 on Rogan yesterday

01:58:08.940 if he's second Dave

01:58:09.860 I don't know what that means

01:58:10.520 I think because

01:58:11.080 Dave went on

01:58:13.160 when he only had

01:58:13.800 like 20,000 followers

01:58:14.880 yeah but he had been

01:58:15.820 doing his show

01:58:16.280 for 6 years

01:58:17.020 that's true

01:58:18.880 yeah

01:58:20.000 I don't know

01:58:21.220 every time I see Dave

01:58:22.120 I think

01:58:22.500 not as impressive

01:58:23.400 as I thought before

01:58:24.180 it's because you

01:58:26.420 don't like Jews

01:58:27.060 you know that right

01:58:28.120 the magic is wearing

01:58:30.160 off on me Dave

01:58:30.960 that's all I got to say

01:58:31.760 guys thank you

01:58:32.420 the Jew magic

01:58:32.880 is wearing off

01:58:33.400 your Jew magic

01:58:34.380 has worn off

01:58:34.980 we'll see you next

01:58:35.740 Wednesday

01:58:36.440 peace out guys

01:58:37.440 love you bye

01:58:38.040 hello everybody

01:58:44.920 thanks for joining us

01:58:46.040 I just want to say

01:58:46.940 up front

01:58:47.340 Tower Gang

01:58:47.960 and Associated Shows

01:58:49.060 merchandise

01:58:49.480 and gambling sites

01:58:50.520 are not responsible

01:58:51.620 for your lawsuit

01:58:52.400 from the ADL

01:58:54.020 while wearing

01:58:54.640 the Fleek of the Week

01:58:55.840 t-shirt out

01:58:57.000 in public

01:58:58.220 the Tower Gangster

01:59:00.300 of the Week

01:59:00.740 is Cagney Lynn Carter

01:59:02.460 she

01:59:03.540 she

01:59:04.840 but I think

01:59:05.640 she misunderstood

01:59:06.120 body count

01:59:07.140 and she took

01:59:07.860 one of her own

01:59:08.460 also

01:59:09.380 she had her

01:59:10.340 head tower

01:59:10.960 taken off

01:59:11.640 she did something

01:59:12.420 Toad is not able to do

01:59:13.560 which is

01:59:13.900 pull the trigger

01:59:14.620 but we like her

01:59:15.480 we had a few claims

01:59:16.620 from last time

01:59:17.440 Cole said

01:59:18.900 the COVID vax

01:59:19.980 makes you gay

01:59:20.760 partially true

01:59:22.260 the vax

01:59:22.840 also makes you gay

01:59:23.840 as does

01:59:24.480 gay sex

01:59:25.260 so we have that

01:59:26.000 Clint said

01:59:27.420 Luke

01:59:28.200 isn't Jewish

01:59:29.800 fact check

01:59:30.600 he's from Europe

01:59:32.040 it's unknown actually

01:59:33.220 Jack Lloyd

01:59:34.720 claims he's having

01:59:35.540 sex with his wife

01:59:36.520 proof is

01:59:37.380 listen to the show

01:59:38.180 or his song

01:59:38.960 and it's false

01:59:39.960 Top Lobster

01:59:42.220 to Jose

01:59:42.880 said

01:59:43.600 when you hear

01:59:44.060 the old lady rape

01:59:44.920 you think of

01:59:45.540 Tanya Yiki

01:59:46.260 something is

01:59:47.200 inconclusive

01:59:47.820 about that one

01:59:48.440 we're just not sure

01:59:49.040 back to the apologies

01:59:50.800 we had some of those

01:59:51.620 we do have a corrections

01:59:52.560 for this time

01:59:53.680 or I'm sorry

01:59:54.280 apologies

01:59:54.780 to Lainey

01:59:55.440 Africans

01:59:56.240 Rim Strippers

01:59:57.720 Porn Stars

01:59:58.560 Girls at the Wrong Frequency

02:00:00.460 Matt Reif's Assistant

02:00:01.740 Black Olympic Swimmers

02:00:03.540 Comcast

02:00:04.700 Internet

02:00:05.340 did we miss one here

02:00:07.660 Toad

02:00:08.100 Better Off Dead

02:00:08.920 he's still gambling his way

02:00:10.420 go check out that show

02:00:11.440 many people do

02:00:12.360 Cole

02:00:14.120 Cole was on

02:00:15.120 two shows

02:00:15.840 I just want to say

02:00:17.320 he was

02:00:17.660 the

02:00:18.360 Five Till Midnight

02:00:19.880 was an interesting one

02:00:20.800 they don't have good

02:00:21.580 video

02:00:22.240 good audio

02:00:22.940 they don't even have

02:00:23.800 a good producer

02:00:24.380 but go check that out

02:00:25.380 it was actually

02:00:25.820 a fairly decent show

02:00:27.240 Nephilim Death Squad

02:00:28.480 had on faceless

02:00:29.400 and he was not

02:00:30.800 the worst looking guy

02:00:32.080 in this show

02:00:32.580 just putting that out there

02:00:33.720 as we know

02:00:35.160 Jose is doing

02:00:35.840 the stuff with

02:00:36.860 Jim Jones

02:00:37.600 he's also doing

02:00:38.560 the 098 stuff

02:00:40.400 please check that out

02:00:41.320 he's doing fantastic work

02:00:42.740 Clint

02:00:43.300 we're not going to

02:00:44.440 announce it yet

02:00:45.000 but is he coming up

02:00:45.860 on Timcast IRL soon

02:00:47.260 probably so

02:00:48.760 check out

02:00:49.260 toplobster.com

02:00:50.520 the merch there

02:00:51.520 we've got the power

02:00:52.460 tower hour stuff

02:00:53.860 specifically for that

02:00:55.160 I did an interview

02:00:56.520 with Josh Smith

02:00:57.360 and Adam Nutter

02:00:58.620 in person

02:00:59.040 just to go check those out

02:01:00.020 next week

02:01:00.740 Dave Smith

02:01:01.600 is coming up

02:01:02.460 on the show

02:01:02.940 yeah everyone's like

02:01:03.880 really is Dave Smith

02:01:05.040 coming back

02:01:05.660 yeah check it out

02:01:06.920 next week

02:01:07.440 he's probably coming back

02:01:08.460 on the show

02:01:08.900 and we are so sorry

02:01:10.240 take care everybody

02:01:10.980 it's the tower power hour

02:01:13.080 slut

02:01:13.740 it's the tower power hour

02:01:14.880 bitch

02:01:15.360 no way Jose

02:01:16.380 liberty lockdown

02:01:17.920 it's the tower power hour

02:01:19.120 Flint bitch

02:01:19.880 Reed

02:01:21.040 Cole

02:01:23.700 Top Lobster

02:01:25.800 and Toad

02:01:26.740 tower gang

02:01:28.000 tower gang

02:01:28.520 tower gang

02:01:29.000 tower gang

02:01:29.620 tower gang

02:01:30.560 tower gang

02:01:31.060 tower gang

02:01:31.560 liberty lock

02:01:32.360 is truth say

02:01:33.160 same with lobster

02:01:34.500 Cole and Jose

02:01:35.480 Toad is sick

02:01:36.880 no way Jose

02:01:37.820 it's the tower power hour

02:01:39.180 he made Dave Smith

02:01:39.940 all his

02:01:41.080 tower gang

02:01:41.520 tower gang

02:01:42.060 tower gang

02:01:42.820 tower gang

02:01:43.460 tower gang

02:01:45.760 tower gang

02:01:47.120 they speak courage

02:01:48.440 you sped

02:01:49.120 sped

02:01:49.460 more than rogan

02:01:50.420 you fed

02:01:51.380 truth farm

02:01:52.060 weather

02:01:52.300 Tim cast

02:01:53.080 hotep

02:01:54.120 more offensive

02:01:54.900 LOS

02:01:55.860 no disrespect

02:01:57.900 tower gang

02:01:59.020 tower gang

02:02:00.480 tower gang

02:02:01.040 tower gang

02:02:01.740 tower gang

02:02:02.000 they made Dave Smith

02:02:03.580 all his fame

02:02:04.560 tower gang

02:02:05.160 tower gang

02:02:06.520 tower gang

02:02:07.500 tower gang

02:02:08.240 tower gang

02:02:08.680 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it.

02:02:19.960 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.

Tower Gang - February 29, 2024

Ep 166 - Oy Goy

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