Tower Gang - Ep 165 - Year of the Tunnel

00:00:00.000 I have some merch, TopLobster.com, MerchEngine.com, I'm an artist, I'm a retard, and man, I like

00:00:09.980 saying racial slurs, that's, yeah, Cole, it's, uh, retarded, check out Tower Gang, go to

00:00:17.400 towergangpod.com slash nigger.

00:00:30.000 My name's Elijah Schaefer, and today the Tower Gang is crashing, let's go.

00:00:53.540 Scrum give me umptious car, I thought I'd say it like that, it's weird.

00:00:57.400 It might not be the right time, I might not be the right one, but there's something about

00:01:09.500 us.

00:01:10.380 Do you want to come and fuck up Elijah's show?

00:01:12.020 I said, absolutely, I'll be there.

00:01:13.320 I would like to kill all of the Jews.

00:01:17.240 The root of it is just women are retarded, like.

00:01:21.580 Pretty dense yourself, I'm sorry to say.

00:01:24.020 Stop fucking saying my friend.

00:01:27.400 And when you leave that door on your house, then you're going to get fucking executed

00:01:35.800 or thrown in jail.

00:01:37.040 And so, like, that's the way people say, like, well, how do we fix the gay problem?

00:01:39.680 Dude, if we just enforce fascistically, like.

00:01:42.360 Oh, yeah.

00:01:43.980 Oh.

00:01:46.500 I think he's dead.

00:01:48.820 You okay?

00:01:49.740 Yeah, you alright?

00:01:51.040 You sure?

00:01:51.620 Let me push in his face.

00:01:52.800 No, no, no, no, no.

00:01:53.980 It's Power Gang Wednesday, motherfucker.

00:02:23.420 What's up, retards?

00:02:28.380 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:02:30.060 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:02:32.820 ...mussy?

00:02:35.080 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner?

00:02:37.780 I don't know.

00:02:38.840 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny.

00:02:42.040 How low is me?

00:02:43.140 I'm retarded.

00:02:44.400 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where

00:02:47.700 the three of you had a threesome of some kind?

00:02:52.660 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:02:56.880 Fucking asshole.

00:02:58.800 Toad's on fire!

00:03:00.100 She was a 10 in real life.

00:03:01.560 She's like a dead 8.

00:03:02.920 So...

00:03:03.520 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:03:06.480 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang.

00:03:08.440 That is my...

00:03:08.920 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:03:11.500 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:03:18.520 It's not what this show is about.

00:03:20.300 This shit is retarded.

00:03:21.140 What this show is about, this shit is retarded, son.

00:03:27.860 Pump up the jam.

00:03:29.360 Pump it up.

00:03:30.160 It's Wednesday at 9-11.

00:03:32.220 And you tuned in to the right channel.

00:03:34.280 This is Clint Russell.

00:03:35.360 I'm going to see if I can get two strikes in a single motherfucking day because I'm going

00:03:38.700 to burn this bitch to the ground, motherfuckers.

00:03:41.900 Clint Russell hosts Liberty Lockdown.

00:03:43.480 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:03:44.280 We got Top Lobster, the progenitor of TopLobster.com, the finest wares in all the lands.

00:03:48.220 He's also the host of Nephilim Death Squad because he fucks your mother.

00:03:53.260 We got Cole, who's also fucking your mom, most likely, because this man is attractive.

00:03:59.520 If he was not a certifiable legal bidget, he would fuck everybody's bitch.

00:04:04.560 That's a fact.

00:04:05.980 We got...

00:04:06.660 He's not a host of anything.

00:04:08.100 It doesn't matter.

00:04:08.980 We got the host of No Way Jose, Jose Galizan.

00:04:12.460 Pump up the jam for Jose.

00:04:13.800 He's been doing some wild shit about some cults, and he's been risking his life to get the truth

00:04:17.760 out to the people.

00:04:18.360 He's a real journalist, even though he's got a terrible lisp, and he really probably shouldn't

00:04:21.060 be a podcaster.

00:04:21.980 We got Toad, who's the host of Better Off Dead and Should Be Dead.

00:04:26.820 All right.

00:04:27.520 Fuck Tyler.

00:04:28.500 He got me on this one, Tyler.

00:04:30.380 God damn it.

00:04:31.360 You popped me.

00:04:32.240 I was usually...

00:04:33.280 I like to cut Clint off right away.

00:04:36.360 Once he starts his intros, I just like to fucking derail it.

00:04:38.840 But that time, something about the music, something about the way he was just cooking.

00:04:44.900 Yeah.

00:04:45.060 I mean, it was a whole mood.

00:04:48.800 You got to let it fucking marinate sometimes.

00:04:51.520 What it is is that it marinated for long enough because Jesus Christ, our intros are getting

00:04:55.300 long.

00:04:55.800 You got to let it soak.

00:04:56.660 Yeah.

00:04:56.720 I mean, it's marinating.

00:04:58.560 We're really giving the audience some marinating.

00:05:00.040 Our intros are better than our own shows, so let's not be too critical.

00:05:04.460 The whole show should be an intro.

00:05:05.840 We're really just trying to keep Lainey from killing themselves because there's a 40% chance

00:05:10.540 anyway.

00:05:11.700 And if we stop...

00:05:12.520 We got into a situation with Lainey where they, them, started to make us videos.

00:05:17.380 And then I was like, if we say no, the blood's on our hands.

00:05:20.460 Yeah, it is.

00:05:21.120 You know what I mean?

00:05:21.600 It's like every time he, she puts out a video, we're like, oh, banger, dude.

00:05:26.800 Banger.

00:05:27.560 Totally.

00:05:28.140 In our private group chats, we're like, geez, they need to stop.

00:05:31.260 These are getting really bad.

00:05:32.400 They, them, is just DMing me every morning.

00:05:34.820 It's like another cut on their arm and they say, missed again.

00:05:38.420 And then I'm like, retweet, bookmark, quote tweet, and then retweet from my other accounts

00:05:46.020 too.

00:05:46.780 We have to use basically an Asian woman too.

00:05:48.840 So the more we have Shim doing edits, the less we have him out on the road.

00:05:53.280 So it works out well.

00:05:54.300 We have to use their pronouns because we legitimately have no idea what their gender is.

00:05:59.480 I like the idea of growing this show to a point where we could have like a factory, like it's

00:06:04.960 just a factory where we come to and then you can do your shit there.

00:06:08.820 And in a small closet of the factory, we have Laney and Tatters and just like furiously editing

00:06:15.000 on their they, them cell phone and we don't keep any lights in there.

00:06:19.000 Can we do that?

00:06:19.640 But yeah, the Tranny Tower, that's what we'll call it.

00:06:22.720 Yeah.

00:06:23.700 It's kind of like a, like a Rapunzel type of thing.

00:06:26.520 We just keep this like, but it's like, oh yeah, just let him, him, Shim, he, sure, whatever,

00:06:31.860 grow his, her hair out.

00:06:33.780 And then we get a bell tower for Shim.

00:06:38.000 Yes.

00:06:38.280 And then we keep him, Shim up, her, she up there.

00:06:47.240 And don't let him down.

00:06:49.440 We'll be like, keep working on videos, bitch.

00:06:51.740 I can't tell if this, if this is going to make Laney more or less suicidal.

00:06:57.180 Like they, like they, them might love this.

00:06:59.980 He, her may not.

00:07:01.840 I think what it would happen is, they'll love it.

00:07:05.320 She, uh, like the, every time like the noose gets longer, but also she like, but she gets

00:07:11.500 higher up.

00:07:12.340 So she's always, it's like a jump and it's just, it doesn't do anything, but like, it

00:07:16.320 just keeps, it's at the same time she's getting closer to death.

00:07:19.960 It's, it's he.

00:07:20.980 I don't know why you keep doing this to her.

00:07:22.760 Please stop.

00:07:27.760 Because I don't know what the fuck Cole just said.

00:07:30.120 We have to force Laney to get haircuts though, right?

00:07:32.740 Because Laney's hair will eventually get so long that he, she can let it all the way

00:07:36.500 down and a prince will actually be able to come climb it to, uh, rescue her.

00:07:40.320 So we have to make sure that doesn't happen either.

00:07:42.240 That was a call back to the Rapunzel reference.

00:07:44.540 We just, do you think, do you think he, she wants a prince or a princess?

00:07:49.240 It's wild that this happens to us every week.

00:07:51.660 Hey, imagine, imagine that Tower Gang, uh, had to get on, on Noah's Ark and they were like

00:07:56.940 only two.

00:07:59.000 Wait, no.

00:07:59.840 Who do you pick?

00:08:00.700 Toad just said it's a callback.

00:08:02.120 He said, it's a callback to, to literally 30 seconds ago when Jose made that joke.

00:08:06.280 When we already made the joke, like the Rapunzel joke was already made.

00:08:10.300 It wasn't the same joke.

00:08:11.700 It was an expansion on the joke.

00:08:13.600 You're not, yes, Andy.

00:08:15.060 It wasn't so much an expansion as just completely explaining the joke, but when it wasn't at

00:08:20.980 all necessary, it was very odd.

00:08:22.240 I literally said, put him up in a tower like Rapunzel, like make him, her, she, it grow its

00:08:27.280 hair out.

00:08:27.800 And I said that verbatim.

00:08:29.740 But I said, I said that we have to cut it so that that doesn't happen.

00:08:34.420 Why?

00:08:35.520 The joke was that it's Rapunzel.

00:08:37.620 Because, because we have to keep as our prisoner permanently, permanent prisoner.

00:08:42.740 I'm saving Top and Jose.

00:08:43.940 Final answer.

00:08:44.620 Go ahead.

00:08:45.600 Oh, nice.

00:08:45.940 What's the question?

00:08:48.020 Oh, yeah.

00:08:48.320 What was the question?

00:08:49.200 Are you reading the mailbags?

00:08:50.680 We're going on, we're getting on Noah's Ark.

00:08:52.420 It's not a mailbag.

00:08:52.960 No, I just want to know.

00:08:53.960 We're getting on Noah's Ark.

00:08:54.800 You have to save two of us.

00:08:56.060 You can only save two.

00:08:57.540 Who is it?

00:08:58.100 And it can't be yourself?

00:08:59.360 Noah's Ark.

00:09:00.240 No, it can't be yourself.

00:09:01.260 That's gay.

00:09:01.940 So I want to know the reason for Top and Jose, because there's multiple reasons.

00:09:05.160 Obviously, we're the ones who have the most children that I'm assuming that's like a hypothetical

00:09:08.680 includes your family.

00:09:09.500 I'm giving no justification.

00:09:10.760 But if it's Noah's Ark.

00:09:11.560 Yeah, it's just two of you.

00:09:12.760 Your children die.

00:09:13.900 Like, it's actually kind of worse.

00:09:15.940 It's way worse than he chose you to.

00:09:18.500 Because if you have children, then you have to leave them.

00:09:21.340 In this situation, you're Noah.

00:09:25.360 You're saying you're Noah, Clint, and then we're the animals?

00:09:28.180 And you have to pick two of us to read.

00:09:32.160 Clint, do you know how old Noah was?

00:09:33.300 And repopulate the earth.

00:09:34.620 Do you know how old Noah was when he fucking built that Ark?

00:09:37.720 Half my age?

00:09:38.700 I don't know.

00:09:39.280 400 years old or something.

00:09:40.720 He was 600 years old.

00:09:42.500 I knew it.

00:09:42.800 Yeah.

00:09:43.340 He was 600.

00:09:44.040 Your age.

00:09:44.760 Literally.

00:09:45.080 Right.

00:09:45.820 Your age.

00:09:46.520 This is why I'm Noah.

00:09:47.340 This is why I came up with a hypothetical.

00:09:48.840 He was sleeping Noah.

00:09:49.740 He was like, I am building an Ark.

00:09:51.120 And I just chose you two.

00:09:52.400 This is the announcement.

00:09:53.540 Like, you're Top and Jose.

00:09:54.760 You made it.

00:09:55.700 It's like me and Toad are just, which by the way, Toad, great hat.

00:09:59.320 Love it.

00:10:00.060 Are you saying that you'd want us to reproduce the world with you?

00:10:03.480 I mean, that'd be fun to watch, but if I was going to go off that, I'd probably rather watch

00:10:10.240 Cole fuck one of you, to be honest.

00:10:12.320 Oh, I was going to ask you, if you're bringing two of us, that means you also have to bring

00:10:15.700 two other women, or at least three other women, because you yourself are also in this.

00:10:18.660 What three women would you choose?

00:10:21.820 Nah.

00:10:22.140 I just want to be the bro.

00:10:25.880 They had a good run.

00:10:27.020 They had a good run.

00:10:28.020 Let's just kill it right here.

00:10:29.180 You know?

00:10:30.480 It's like, I think we can evolve in the 30 years it takes for us to, before we die, to

00:10:35.400 figure out how to bring back the earth.

00:10:36.800 We'll bring Lainey.

00:10:37.480 If we need a bitch, we'll bring Lainey.

00:10:40.320 That's what we should do.

00:10:41.020 We just bring all trans.

00:10:42.460 That way we can still hang with the boys, but then still get some bussy.

00:10:47.240 Like, you know?

00:10:48.840 Yeah, you know what I was just thinking?

00:10:50.640 Like, making all these people gay is actually a genocide.

00:10:54.500 Like, with the water, how they're making the frogs and the people gay.

00:10:58.320 But like, if you put no bitches on that boat, then it's a genocide.

00:11:01.820 Like, we're over.

00:11:02.480 Human race is done.

00:11:03.600 Right.

00:11:03.800 And that's kind of what they're doing to these fags.

00:11:06.760 And us, in general.

00:11:07.840 I mean, how many people have they genocided by making these people gay?

00:11:13.080 Yeah, this is the flood.

00:11:14.360 Billions.

00:11:14.840 It's crazy.

00:11:15.720 Billions!

00:11:16.460 And then think about the vax, too.

00:11:18.500 Like, I mean, what that's doing to people.

00:11:20.200 That's fucking...

00:11:21.320 Might as well just be a genocide as well.

00:11:23.620 Hmm.

00:11:23.940 And the vax basically makes you gay.

00:11:25.240 So you're double...

00:11:25.840 Dude, you're double genocide.

00:11:27.140 The vax makes you gay and makes you infertile as well.

00:11:29.640 So it's double, like, double genocide.

00:11:31.540 We're going to have to delete this immediately.

00:11:33.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:34.300 I'm just saying, like...

00:11:35.840 Like, I don't give a shit about this YouTube, but it's like...

00:11:38.720 Sorry.

00:11:39.820 I really went there.

00:11:40.800 Like, you're safer to say racial slurs.

00:11:43.400 Like, we could say racial slurs for 90 minutes straight.

00:11:45.700 Still safer than what you just said in that...

00:11:47.500 No, but it's true, though, because the vax...

00:11:50.020 What were they...

00:11:50.580 Didn't RFK say that?

00:11:52.060 Like, the vaccine makes the Jews more fertile or some shit like that?

00:11:55.400 Is that what he said?

00:11:56.860 No.

00:11:57.060 Really?

00:11:57.620 No.

00:11:58.040 Yes.

00:11:58.700 No.

00:11:59.420 He said that it doesn't kill them.

00:12:00.620 He said it fuels their psionic powers or something like that.

00:12:03.520 I don't know.

00:12:04.780 He said that they actually just released...

00:12:07.520 And maybe Clint talked about this today, and that's why he got a strike.

00:12:09.860 That they just released that actually...

00:12:11.140 So let's talk about it.

00:12:13.540 Dude, Clint is up there.

00:12:14.420 They actually released an article that says that the vax does slightly increase your risk of cardiovascular and blood...

00:12:20.620 Slightly.

00:12:21.060 And it literally says slightly increase your risk of cardiovascular and blood diseases and, like, death.

00:12:26.640 They're just slowly starting to admit it.

00:12:28.760 Weirdly, 2-vax is your production of adrenochrome for some reason.

00:12:31.840 I don't know why.

00:12:32.580 No, no, no, no.

00:12:33.180 Guys, guys.

00:12:34.140 Not you, Clint.

00:12:35.260 Everyone else.

00:12:35.780 Are you still mad about it?

00:12:37.040 About, like, the whole vaccine thing?

00:12:38.220 Because you remember how crazy it made us.

00:12:40.860 Right?

00:12:41.040 The thing...

00:12:41.400 It didn't affect me as much.

00:12:42.620 That's why I wasn't, like...

00:12:44.300 I'm probably not as mad as some other people because it just didn't...

00:12:46.780 Like, I never had to do it.

00:12:47.300 I'm not mad.

00:12:48.480 I'm not mad anymore.

00:12:49.380 And I should be real mad.

00:12:50.760 Like, I moved away.

00:12:52.900 And now when I...

00:12:53.900 But you moved and it got better for you, though.

00:12:55.940 That's the problem.

00:12:56.580 You're also clown-pilled.

00:12:57.700 It's different.

00:12:58.440 Well, most of the clown-pilled...

00:12:59.380 I'm like, see if you're clown-pilled.

00:13:00.240 It's not good.

00:13:01.340 Basically, everybody who got vaxxed is a faggot, so it's fine.

00:13:04.140 I'm, like, mad in, like, an intellectual way.

00:13:06.380 Wait!

00:13:06.960 Wait!

00:13:07.300 No!

00:13:07.980 Hold on.

00:13:08.900 Yes, Mr. Faggot talk?

00:13:11.580 No, Toad, you can't do that again.

00:13:13.300 You can't do that twice.

00:13:14.240 Like, he's just...

00:13:14.740 He explained the premise of the joke again.

00:13:17.220 Like, that's two times.

00:13:18.340 That's your second strike.

00:13:19.580 How many more were you allowed?

00:13:20.920 It's all about making you laugh, and you did.

00:13:23.540 It's literally all he's capable of.

00:13:24.920 What were you going to say, Jose?

00:13:26.480 Mr. Faggot.

00:13:26.920 I forgot.

00:13:27.700 Yeah, I don't remember.

00:13:28.500 He said the vaxxed would make him mad as much either.

00:13:30.460 I was going to say, I'm, like...

00:13:30.760 I'm upset about it in, like, an intellectual way, but I'm not, like, upset-upset about it

00:13:34.440 anymore.

00:13:34.740 It's, like, it's so far past.

00:13:36.260 It's, like...

00:13:36.360 In an intellectual way?

00:13:37.960 You know what I mean?

00:13:38.580 Like, I'm, like, that's fucked up.

00:13:39.700 I'm more upset in a physical way, as in my heart's about to stop.

00:13:43.140 Well, that's right, Jose.

00:13:44.140 You are vaccinated, and you're not...

00:13:45.760 I forgot.

00:13:47.960 Un-fucking-fortunately.

00:13:50.180 You faggot.

00:13:51.260 That's why I kept making those jokes.

00:13:52.540 Hashtag never again.

00:13:54.940 He literally was the one that was, like, for my job and for my family and all this bullshit.

00:13:59.980 He was, like, I got to do it.

00:14:01.200 For my country.

00:14:03.180 Hey, hey.

00:14:04.000 Top is Noah.

00:14:05.240 Noah, pick.

00:14:06.580 Oh, I forgot we're doing this.

00:14:08.080 So, what's the point, though, to populate the Earth?

00:14:11.960 Again, the question was, do we get bitches?

00:14:13.820 Like, blank slates?

00:14:14.620 No.

00:14:14.960 Because...

00:14:15.760 It's just which two of us do not want to die.

00:14:17.280 So, just for my entertainment.

00:14:19.220 Yeah, it's just, like...

00:14:20.200 It's for the rest of our lives.

00:14:22.120 Who do you want to spend your time with?

00:14:24.020 I mean, it could be any parameters.

00:14:25.740 If you want to fucking make it to reproduce the Earth, I don't think it's going to work

00:14:28.500 because we're just going to be, you know, pumping loads down the chocolate factory.

00:14:31.140 But whatever you want to do, man.

00:14:32.960 Okay.

00:14:33.820 Cole and Clint.

00:14:35.440 All right.

00:14:36.360 Yeah.

00:14:36.900 Appreciate that.

00:14:38.240 Jose would have gave it a second shot, but you didn't come to Georgia, so, like, we didn't

00:14:42.180 chill in real life again, and I forgot.

00:14:44.100 I mean, I would probably pick Clint.

00:14:46.020 I'd probably pick Clint in the top.

00:14:47.840 I'm sorry.

00:14:48.520 I don't know.

00:14:49.460 It's just a matter of...

00:14:51.140 I don't know.

00:14:51.440 I need to have someone I actually can have intellectual conversations with.

00:14:54.000 I'm sorry, Toad and Cole.

00:14:56.020 I mean, I can, like, sort of have an intellectual conversation with Toad, but, like, it's, like,

00:15:00.340 different.

00:15:01.360 Like we do on...

00:15:02.880 It's, like, too much.

00:15:04.160 Toad is going to pick...

00:15:05.140 We have a Hoppa series on your show.

00:15:06.840 But let's see if anyone picks Toad.

00:15:08.940 Go ahead, Cole.

00:15:10.120 Clint top.

00:15:11.020 Yeah.

00:15:12.260 Yo, Clint.

00:15:13.060 Share this to your...

00:15:13.920 Fucking share this to your Twitter.

00:15:16.540 Yeah.

00:15:16.860 Why not?

00:15:17.680 Why not?

00:15:18.160 Yeah.

00:15:18.320 I mean...

00:15:18.600 Just go ahead and stream it to your YouTube.

00:15:20.280 Let them know.

00:15:21.040 Let them know why they're going to be like, oh, shit.

00:15:22.440 Clint got a strike today.

00:15:23.340 I wonder why.

00:15:24.400 Oh, he's live?

00:15:25.820 Let me see.

00:15:26.520 Yeah, make it, like, title it, like, I got struck from YouTube again.

00:15:31.440 And, like, be like, this is bullshit.

00:15:33.700 And then it's just this.

00:15:35.100 If I'm Noah, I'm going to pick Clint and Jose because they have the highest chance to die

00:15:40.420 before me.

00:15:41.540 So I'll be the last remaining member of Tower Gang.

00:15:43.800 Yeah, do a fucking Dom Lucre.

00:15:45.300 Why would you want to be alone?

00:15:46.220 Be, like, breaking.

00:15:47.260 I'm already alone.

00:15:47.700 Clint Russell.

00:15:48.820 Banned from YouTube.

00:15:49.960 Yeah.

00:15:50.120 Yeah, why do you want to, like, kill us?

00:15:52.400 I guess because we all keep killing him.

00:15:54.680 Developing.

00:15:55.140 It's a developing story.

00:15:56.400 Developing story.

00:15:56.860 Yeah, it's a developing story.

00:15:57.580 Look at Clint.

00:15:58.100 Clint's like, I'm not doing that shit.

00:15:59.340 He's like, there's no way.

00:16:00.160 He made no attempt to even try to click on...

00:16:02.760 I'm going to share the stream.

00:16:03.980 He clicked on X and, like, he, like, he...

00:16:05.580 Oh, no, he just, like, he had Pornhub still open.

00:16:07.880 He was just like, I might as well just pretend I'm looking over here at something.

00:16:11.140 Those nudes just dropped to that.

00:16:12.860 Bro, there's only one like on our live stream on our Twitter.

00:16:15.680 I can't reach with that.

00:16:16.660 Wait a second.

00:16:16.860 Did you just point out...

00:16:18.040 Did you just say...

00:16:20.120 You can put it from your account right here in StreamYard.

00:16:22.660 Top, top, top.

00:16:23.160 Hold on, hold on.

00:16:23.740 I want to just want to address what Toe just said.

00:16:26.860 He just said, like, he just said this as, like, if...

00:16:30.380 But then they missed the intro?

00:16:31.840 So what?

00:16:32.260 They missed the intro.

00:16:32.720 It's important.

00:16:33.760 Put them in.

00:16:34.760 No, hold on.

00:16:35.040 I think it's more important that they see why you got banned.

00:16:37.700 God damn it, dude.

00:16:39.280 I don't want to.

00:16:40.100 I know.

00:16:40.780 I retweeted our fucking X live stream.

00:16:43.300 Fuck you.

00:16:43.880 Hold on.

00:16:44.500 I want to get what Toe just said.

00:16:45.760 He just put out there, like, it matters.

00:16:47.500 He was just like...

00:16:48.200 And, like, it was like a big breaking story.

00:16:49.760 He said, the nudes from that one woman from a movie I've never seen just released her

00:16:54.420 nudes.

00:16:55.040 Yeah.

00:16:55.280 It's what he said.

00:16:56.240 I don't even know who she is, but...

00:16:57.640 Dude, it's the next...

00:16:58.480 Cool, man.

00:16:59.180 It's like, yeah, that happens every fucking day.

00:17:01.540 Did you just say that?

00:17:02.400 Like, that was a sentence that came out of your mouth.

00:17:03.860 This is a big one.

00:17:04.720 This is a big one.

00:17:05.380 This is like the fappening four.

00:17:08.080 Like, I gotta go jerk off to this woman.

00:17:08.580 But you don't even know who it is.

00:17:09.920 How fucking big can this be?

00:17:11.560 Gotta jerk to it, though.

00:17:12.960 And it's probably...

00:17:13.740 I miss...

00:17:18.260 You're such a fucking lunatic.

00:17:20.380 Dude, I miss when we would give Toe random pornos to review.

00:17:24.380 Oh, yeah.

00:17:24.680 That was kind of fun.

00:17:25.400 Oh, yeah.

00:17:25.800 No, I hated that.

00:17:27.000 You didn't like that?

00:17:28.600 Oh, I hate hearing him talk about sex, dude.

00:17:31.620 Fuck, I hate it.

00:17:32.380 Oh, it's so great.

00:17:34.380 Every time he talks about it, I hate it.

00:17:36.080 It's him reviewing pornos.

00:17:37.500 Because, like, it's crazy.

00:17:38.840 Like, I was...

00:17:39.440 Fuck it.

00:17:39.980 Yo, Toad, review.

00:17:41.120 So, you did watch this porn of this actress that you never saw the movie.

00:17:44.720 No, I don't think he says he hasn't seen it yet.

00:17:45.840 No, no.

00:17:46.120 He just, like...

00:17:46.880 I haven't seen...

00:17:47.440 I don't know who she is.

00:17:48.260 I haven't seen it.

00:17:48.800 But it's just nudes leaked of her.

00:17:50.480 I don't think it's porn, really.

00:17:51.540 But I can review...

00:17:52.380 Go look at them and review them, yeah.

00:17:53.880 Her naked body.

00:17:54.840 Nudes are literally porn, but yeah.

00:17:56.260 But the thing is, like, what is he...

00:17:58.680 He didn't tell us anything.

00:18:00.100 I just don't remember what her name is.

00:18:02.120 Guys, there's boobs on the internet.

00:18:04.700 You literally...

00:18:05.200 That's what he's saying.

00:18:06.180 He just goes, like, hey, a person had their nudes leaked.

00:18:10.200 And it's like, yeah.

00:18:11.300 That happens every day.

00:18:13.120 Every minute of every day.

00:18:14.500 Nudes are getting leaked.

00:18:15.540 See, I only care when it's black athletes or rappers.

00:18:18.700 This fucking homo cares when it's some random blonde chick.

00:18:21.460 Like, who cares?

00:18:21.680 It's gonna be someone like...

00:18:22.660 It's gonna be like Sydney Sweeney.

00:18:23.920 It's like, dude, she did full nude in, like, TV shows already.

00:18:27.820 She's ruined a bunch of shit.

00:18:29.320 Developing.

00:18:30.700 Gamerizer in the fucking Rumble chat says,

00:18:32.680 Rumble chat is unfunny.

00:18:34.780 Shocker.

00:18:35.300 This isn't good.

00:18:36.280 Shots fired, Rumble chat.

00:18:37.140 And Duke Schipeter immediately left.

00:18:38.160 She said, you're a fag.

00:18:39.420 I just accidentally wound up on Shush time

00:18:43.760 and Shush leaked nudes near the top,

00:18:46.300 so that's not good.

00:18:48.000 Wait, that's what you fucking...

00:18:49.120 She has nudes?

00:18:50.200 Yeah, Shush has nudes, yeah.

00:18:52.000 Oh, I just...

00:18:52.920 That's awful, I guess.

00:18:54.140 No comment.

00:18:54.780 I've never seen them.

00:18:55.940 Not familiar.

00:18:56.460 They're talking about, I'm building...

00:18:59.180 Someone's building a Honda.

00:19:01.180 Shut up.

00:19:01.800 This is like, we're talking over here,

00:19:03.360 and these guys are side talking.

00:19:04.680 I'm gonna be honest.

00:19:05.580 I've seen Sydney Sweeney naked in movies and shit.

00:19:08.920 Yeah, so have I.

00:19:09.520 If she had nudes that leaked,

00:19:11.120 I'd leave the show right now and go look at them.

00:19:13.760 That chick is a human milk truck.

00:19:16.820 She's pretty hot, yeah.

00:19:17.780 Is that one that you would...

00:19:19.100 Is she one of the top three you would put on the Ark?

00:19:21.260 Oh, boy.

00:19:23.240 I would literally only bring her.

00:19:26.540 Wow.

00:19:27.360 If it was like...

00:19:28.600 I feel like you would be like an old school,

00:19:31.900 like during her heyday, like a Beyonce.

00:19:33.700 You would be like, yeah, Beyonce, I want that.

00:19:35.760 Look, see, the thing about Sydney Sweeney,

00:19:37.180 she's got that face that you know in five years

00:19:39.300 she's gonna look like shit,

00:19:40.900 but for the next five years,

00:19:42.540 real smoke show.

00:19:43.540 Milk truck just arrived.

00:19:44.280 Like the girl from...

00:19:46.280 I love the milk truck just arrived line.

00:19:50.040 So funny.

00:19:50.980 It's the best.

00:19:51.620 Who is this person?

00:19:52.660 She has a...

00:19:53.260 That's her.

00:19:54.040 She was in Euphoria.

00:19:55.880 She has the...

00:19:56.940 Yeah, Sydney Sweeney.

00:19:58.300 She looks like she's got a touch of downs.

00:20:00.420 Holy shit, yeah.

00:20:01.300 That's what makes her really spectacular.

00:20:02.820 That's why I want to fuck her.

00:20:03.780 She has like the face of like Mary-Kate and Ashley.

00:20:09.100 Fuck.

00:20:09.260 Oh, dude, that's sacrilege.

00:20:10.840 Don't ever...

00:20:11.620 It looks like...

00:20:13.340 Dude, the Olsen twins look like crack.

00:20:16.060 She just has that face that you obviously can tell

00:20:19.320 is going to go down as it goes like...

00:20:21.780 She has like a good...

00:20:23.420 Elizabeth Olsen.

00:20:24.020 That's what I'm thinking of.

00:20:24.740 Elizabeth Olsen.

00:20:25.360 That's who she looks like.

00:20:26.020 Oh, yeah.

00:20:26.320 She aged poorly.

00:20:28.460 Yes, very poorly.

00:20:29.580 Elizabeth Olsen did?

00:20:30.620 Really?

00:20:31.220 Both of them did.

00:20:32.200 Mary-Kate and Ashley.

00:20:32.820 Mary-Kate and Ashley, they look like shit,

00:20:34.540 but that's because they're anorexic.

00:20:35.680 I was thinking of the Olsen twins,

00:20:37.080 but yes, the Olsen twins also like...

00:20:39.080 like age like milk.

00:20:41.000 Like milk.

00:20:41.580 Like the dump truck milks that are coming out of...

00:20:44.300 What's up with people that say milk?

00:20:45.720 And do they say milk truck just arrived as they jerk out?

00:20:47.900 Did I say milk?

00:20:48.940 Who said milk?

00:20:50.380 Yeah.

00:20:51.000 Did I do it?

00:20:52.140 A bunch of niggas say milk.

00:20:53.360 I don't understand.

00:20:54.100 Milk?

00:20:54.620 Milk?

00:20:55.300 Milk.

00:20:55.760 They think it's spelled M-E-L-K.

00:20:57.480 They're fucking retarded.

00:20:58.360 I don't know.

00:20:58.520 Y'all definitely saw that girl from The Boys show.

00:21:02.560 Starlight, yeah.

00:21:03.600 Yeah, dude.

00:21:04.100 Royce had that viral tweet.

00:21:05.240 Royce did like fucking 40 million impressions on this tweet.

00:21:09.840 That's kind of funny.

00:21:10.740 If you go back...

00:21:11.340 Don't show me them as kids.

00:21:12.600 Fuck that, dude.

00:21:13.120 I feel bad, but...

00:21:14.500 So hot as kids.

00:21:15.400 I'm not going to say this.

00:21:18.560 But yeah, she was also...

00:21:20.420 Erin Moriarty, I think it's her name.

00:21:22.220 Like she fucking destroyed her face.

00:21:24.960 She was so pretty.

00:21:27.000 Destroyed it.

00:21:27.560 And like she had to delete...

00:21:28.780 She deleted...

00:21:29.560 It's so funny.

00:21:30.500 Royce had a hand in making a TV star delete her whole social media.

00:21:36.900 That's actually kind of cool.

00:21:37.760 I have a hand in it.

00:21:39.220 Oh, God.

00:21:40.460 What?

00:21:41.500 I don't even know what you're talking about.

00:21:43.160 You jerked off to our Buckel Fett removal pictures too?

00:21:45.280 You didn't even know what we were talking about and you felt the need to comment.

00:21:48.900 Yes.

00:21:49.360 He just heard a hand.

00:21:49.880 Not just comment, but pun.

00:21:51.680 He's like, pum.

00:21:53.760 And just fucking randomly pun.

00:21:55.680 I'm telling you, it's so...

00:21:57.020 He has...

00:21:57.580 He is like an AI.

00:21:58.880 He just...

00:21:59.440 He has inputs that come in and immediately he just has an output.

00:22:03.240 Like he just hears hand.

00:22:03.980 Yo, when does your AI get upgraded?

00:22:05.580 I would like to see 2.0 to it because this shit sucks.

00:22:07.960 Yeah.

00:22:08.100 You're like on...

00:22:08.720 You remember how long you had GPT you were when it was like the first edition?

00:22:12.260 That's what you are right now.

00:22:13.380 Actually, no.

00:22:13.840 You're like the first edition of Buckel Fett.

00:22:14.960 Yes, you are.

00:22:16.040 He has like automatic dad responses when it comes to puns.

00:22:19.340 Like for example, my kids are looking for something.

00:22:21.400 I'll immediately...

00:22:22.020 I don't even know what they're talking about.

00:22:23.220 I'll be like...

00:22:23.840 Have you checked your butthole?

00:22:24.980 Have you checked your butthole?

00:22:25.640 Have you checked your butthole?

00:22:26.580 Have you checked your butthole?

00:22:27.640 Speed up, speed up, speed up, butthole.

00:22:29.160 At least that's like funny.

00:22:32.560 I had a hand in it.

00:22:35.700 Like what?

00:22:40.340 Toad is the MS Paint of AI.

00:22:43.180 You know how the globalists want to like get rid of all cattle?

00:22:46.820 If that were the case, do you think we'd all have to just like rely on Sidney Sweeney for

00:22:50.640 our total milk supply?

00:22:51.920 Guys, I like how we're just...

00:22:53.160 We're the cattle in this situation.

00:22:53.820 We've swiftly moved past because one week in between from Toad not almost being a Fed,

00:23:00.080 like definitely being a Fed, and we're just like right back to dunking on him like it's

00:23:06.200 fucking 1992.

00:23:07.900 Are y'all seeing what Tyler...

00:23:09.240 The Klinkos, whatever.

00:23:10.520 Hold on.

00:23:10.900 Everybody's a Fed, bro.

00:23:11.900 I'm moving on it immediately because Tyler is now just looking at pictures that Aaron

00:23:16.300 Moriarty, I can see it.

00:23:17.500 He just has it.

00:23:18.420 I saw him scrolling for like five minutes.

00:23:20.820 He's just scrolling the pictures of her.

00:23:22.540 Yeah, I forgot she did that to herself.

00:23:24.140 That's awful.

00:23:25.140 Yeah, dude.

00:23:25.400 She was so naturally pretty.

00:23:28.800 It's...

00:23:29.160 It looks like...

00:23:29.940 Now she looks like crack whore.

00:23:31.580 Like it's pretty bad, actually.

00:23:33.400 She looks like...

00:23:33.880 Conspiracy theory.

00:23:35.260 Here's my conspiracy theory.

00:23:37.080 As the Nephilim's return is becoming ever closer, people are subconsciously turning themselves

00:23:44.760 into lizard people.

00:23:45.820 They all look like fucking lizards with the cheeks and all that to appease like these lizard

00:23:50.640 gods that are coming back.

00:23:51.920 Consciously doing it, even.

00:23:53.020 The super Jews, yeah.

00:23:54.360 The super Jews.

00:23:56.400 Title of the app.

00:23:57.920 Super Jew.

00:23:58.720 God damn it, Tyler.

00:24:00.340 That's great.

00:24:01.180 That was a good time.

00:24:01.760 Yes, that's what you get.

00:24:02.220 That's what you get for making that one of the more you know of me.

00:24:04.920 That's the...

00:24:05.700 That's the...

00:24:06.340 Whenever Topp does some weird reptilian conspiracy shit, he just gets that.

00:24:10.020 He gets this.

00:24:10.140 I got a question for you guys.

00:24:11.240 I got a question for you guys.

00:24:12.520 Speaking of Jewish people that are angry, we had Andrew Meyer, Don't Tase Me Bro Dude,

00:24:17.060 on the show.

00:24:17.900 Fuck that guy.

00:24:18.260 On the show tonight.

00:24:19.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:24:20.000 And he was talking about how he wouldn't want to see Vivek be VP because then he'd become

00:24:25.620 the president because he'd do such a good job and he doesn't want someone to be the

00:24:28.460 president that doesn't believe in God.

00:24:30.260 And I was like, Andrew Meyer.

00:24:33.100 So I'm just curious.

00:24:34.740 Yeah.

00:24:34.920 Is it like Jews believe in the same God?

00:24:37.140 No.

00:24:37.700 No.

00:24:38.400 Well, yes, they believe he exists.

00:24:40.760 But honestly, I've had this...

00:24:42.140 I've went down this rabbit hole with Andrew Meyer and I've made him look like a fool so

00:24:45.460 many times that I had to block him because he was like nonstop talking to me.

00:24:51.540 This guy, Andrew Meyer, that everybody talks to...

00:24:53.260 Oh, he lets us worship Baal and Mephisto and all these other ones.

00:24:56.320 I got him to not only...

00:24:57.720 I got him to basically be like, well, it's more complicated than that.

00:25:01.160 And then also defend oral circumcision.

00:25:04.920 Got him to defend it as if it's normal.

00:25:06.700 I remember that, dude.

00:25:07.500 You remember that.

00:25:08.440 Yeah.

00:25:08.780 And I was having so much fun with this motherfucker.

00:25:10.620 And then after a while, I'm like, this is getting weird.

00:25:13.180 Because yeah, no, I don't know what you're doing over there.

00:25:15.420 At first, I'm like, this is some...

00:25:16.720 He's the one that you would like, you'd be like, here's a quote from the Talmud.

00:25:20.080 And he'd be like, that's not a quote from the Talmud.

00:25:21.920 And they're like, dude...

00:25:22.740 He's like, this is a quote from the Talmud.

00:25:24.380 And then he gives you like the entire paragraph and you're like, what?

00:25:27.120 This is worse.

00:25:28.080 This is worse.

00:25:28.680 You don't see how that's worse?

00:25:29.560 He gave me a copy of the Zohar.

00:25:31.640 No, Jesus isn't in boiling excrement.

00:25:33.320 He's in boiling excrement in piss and blood.

00:25:37.240 Because it's a very important question.

00:25:38.960 What did I do?

00:25:39.900 This is horrible.

00:25:40.600 I didn't do anything.

00:25:46.180 Don't chase me, bro.

00:25:47.900 Don't chase me.

00:25:50.060 He worked with Luke for a couple of years.

00:25:51.840 I had no idea.

00:25:53.380 Yeah.

00:25:53.640 Apparently, this motherfucker is everywhere and well tied in.

00:25:56.680 And you know what?

00:25:57.140 It's not surprising.

00:25:57.740 The noses attract each other.

00:25:58.620 It's just not surprising.

00:26:00.160 The taser in that situation was actually created by Matt Reif.

00:26:04.080 But again, it's not that I hate this guy.

00:26:06.140 It's not that I don't.

00:26:06.860 I do like him.

00:26:07.940 I actually tried to reach out.

00:26:09.500 He had lost.

00:26:10.620 Like, it's your fucking picture, bro.

00:26:13.300 Holy shit.

00:26:14.180 This is crazy.

00:26:16.820 What was your fake, whenever you were the fake Jew?

00:26:23.520 It was Levi Epstein.

00:26:25.160 Levi Epstein.

00:26:26.120 That's right.

00:26:27.540 So what God do they fucking believe in then?

00:26:29.940 Because he was like, he's like, I'm not going to.

00:26:32.080 He's like, this dude believes in, I don't know, fucking cows or gods or some shit.

00:26:36.020 I don't know, I don't know what he believes in.

00:26:38.800 But what I, what I, I think after some studying, it seems like they worship the black cube of Saturn.

00:26:45.340 Saturn, the prefix being Satan.

00:26:47.660 In the Bible, there's scripture.

00:26:52.480 They say like, oh, but ye have taken up the altar of Moloch.

00:26:55.400 And, uh, and then with, with your sigil, the fucking six-sided star.

00:26:58.940 That's what they're talking about.

00:27:00.060 That's a star of Remfan.

00:27:01.540 What was that rabbi that like, there was that video of, and he was just like, no, we worship Satan.

00:27:05.440 He was like, there's God, but like Satan is our God.

00:27:08.140 Like, wasn't there like, he was just straight up, he was a rabbi and he was just straight up like, yeah, no, we worship Satan.

00:27:12.340 Not, uh, not the God.

00:27:14.580 Like, see, after interviewing that guy from, uh, there goes a neighborhood.

00:27:17.820 I'm like hesitant now to like, like what, what are like just funny interviews or what are real interviews?

00:27:23.000 Like he fucked my whole shit up with the, with the Jew tunnel thing, you know?

00:27:27.300 Yeah.

00:27:27.940 You know that the Jew tunnel thing was like, oh, six weeks ago.

00:27:31.480 And it feels like fucking three and a half years ago.

00:27:33.700 It's crazy.

00:27:34.180 Nobody cares.

00:27:34.980 No one cares anymore.

00:27:36.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:27:36.580 We don't even care that toads are fucking fed.

00:27:38.360 This is what I was just saying.

00:27:39.380 It's been two weeks.

00:27:40.540 Yeah.

00:27:41.080 It's the 24 hour Jews cycle.

00:27:43.480 All right.

00:27:43.700 Someone made a Luke.

00:27:45.120 I like it.

00:27:45.960 I just got a strike on YouTube and nobody even cares.

00:27:48.760 It's only been 12 hours.

00:27:49.760 It's fucking unbelievable.

00:27:50.660 I didn't even know it happened.

00:27:52.040 Oh God.

00:27:52.700 Oh shit.

00:27:53.660 Luke is here.

00:27:54.180 Yeah.

00:27:54.480 Don't watch this show.

00:27:55.720 Fire him.

00:27:55.740 Top Lock says nose attracted him.

00:28:01.180 They're going to, they're going to fucking, they're going to make Jew jokes now, Luke.

00:28:03.760 Prepare yourself.

00:28:04.420 Luke, they said you sniffed out Andrew Meyer.

00:28:06.120 Is that true?

00:28:06.540 One of my kind.

00:28:10.840 For the record, Luke's not Jewish.

00:28:15.920 Don't believe your lying eyes.

00:28:17.340 I don't know.

00:28:18.060 How is he?

00:28:19.240 Who are you kidding?

00:28:21.160 He's from where the Jews are.

00:28:25.840 Everybody act cool.

00:28:27.680 Cool.

00:28:28.920 Josie's here.

00:28:30.340 Oh, my other boss is here.

00:28:32.200 Both bosses.

00:28:33.760 Got both bosses in the house.

00:28:34.900 Mom and dad.

00:28:35.820 All right.

00:28:36.020 You guys handle the rest of the show.

00:28:37.160 I'm just going to sit here quietly.

00:28:38.400 Hell yeah.

00:28:38.940 This is what we're trying to do.

00:28:40.640 Thank you, Luke.

00:28:41.580 Jesus.

00:28:42.340 Clint's getting fired live on Tower Game right now.

00:28:46.360 All right.

00:28:46.580 He's having the worst day of his life.

00:28:48.380 Mailbag.

00:28:49.020 Mailbag.

00:28:49.420 Real quick.

00:28:49.880 Oh shit.

00:28:50.240 We do have mailbag.

00:28:51.900 Yeah, we do.

00:28:52.840 He's like, what can we do to save this show from Luke seeing this?

00:28:55.460 Guess who the first submission of the mailbag is?

00:28:58.320 Luke Rutkowski.

00:28:59.520 Mark Vestibule.

00:29:00.120 Mark Vestibule.

00:29:00.920 He asks, you have to let someone shit on your chest and leave it there for a good 10 minutes.

00:29:09.520 Who is the ideal person, but also what was their last meal?

00:29:13.900 Her own breast milk.

00:29:17.480 Damn it.

00:29:18.460 That's what I want.

00:29:19.540 You stole my answer.

00:29:21.600 Like a couple nuts, maybe.

00:29:23.680 Like very light dinner, you know?

00:29:25.660 Just like some, no, just a whole thing of corn.

00:29:29.280 Just some corn on the cob.

00:29:30.720 I want it.

00:29:32.180 Yeah, just shit on the whole cob right on my chest.

00:29:34.560 Some asparagus for the aroma.

00:29:36.540 Right between my man titties, you know?

00:29:38.220 I feel like corn on the cob and asparagus?

00:29:41.800 Jesus.

00:29:42.280 People that have a shitting, they have a shitting fetish though, they probably would want that

00:29:46.080 person to eat the nastiest shit.

00:29:47.560 You're already getting shit on, so your brain must be like.

00:29:49.860 Like, do you, you, y'all have all watched the movie 42, right?

00:29:53.240 Yeah.

00:29:53.700 No.

00:29:54.180 No.

00:29:54.420 What the fuck?

00:29:54.900 No, what's that?

00:29:55.380 Oh, God.

00:29:56.260 Okay.

00:29:56.600 43.

00:29:57.300 No, don't tell us the whole story about it.

00:29:58.900 It's Chris Pratt and What's-Her-Face.

00:29:59.740 No, there's a whole, it's a movie all about bits, and it's really funny.

00:30:03.020 It's a great movie.

00:30:03.520 If you haven't watched it, go watch it.

00:30:04.760 You'll be like, what the fuck?

00:30:05.720 The whole movie's like, what the fuck?

00:30:07.060 There is a whole thing about a guy, like a girl asks her boyfriend to shit on her chest.

00:30:12.660 And so, like, it's Chris Pratt, and so he's just wolfing down, like, bean burritos and

00:30:16.740 ex-lax.

00:30:17.660 And just, absolutely, he's like, just let me shit on you!

00:30:21.920 And she gets upset, but then, I mean, he gets hit by a car and blows shit out everywhere.

00:30:25.900 But yeah, I think-

00:30:26.800 Oh, spoiler.

00:30:27.480 Yeah, sorry.

00:30:29.060 It's a good movie.

00:30:29.800 Do you think somebody who's into it-

00:30:36.660 Fuck it.

00:30:38.080 Movie 43, sorry, movie 43.

00:30:39.820 Is somebody who's into the shit-

00:30:41.100 Look, dude, hold on, bring that back up.

00:30:43.620 Liquid like that, or they want it to be solid?

00:30:45.780 I have no idea.

00:30:46.700 I don't know, what would you prefer to?

00:30:47.980 What are you into?

00:30:48.540 You tell us.

00:30:49.780 You know what I'm into.

00:30:50.840 Do you really need to think about whether you'd prefer it to be liquid or solid?

00:30:54.380 Look at the people in this movie.

00:30:56.620 Just go down, like, it's like, there's everybody in this movie.

00:30:59.260 I see a hit girl-

00:31:01.240 I've never heard of it.

00:31:02.040 Kristen Bell, Gerard Butler, Seth MacFarlane, like, Bob Odenkirk.

00:31:06.880 Well, this is actually helping me with my selection.

00:31:09.200 Kristen Bell.

00:31:09.920 Kristen Bell, step right up.

00:31:11.100 My chest is ready.

00:31:12.600 I love Kristen Bell.

00:31:13.920 Hugh Jackman's in it.

00:31:15.240 Justin Long's in it.

00:31:16.240 Dude, it's literally-

00:31:17.080 Jeremy Allen White, who played-

00:31:18.860 It was-

00:31:19.380 Monk is in it, yeah.

00:31:20.840 I'm going to watch this movie.

00:31:22.340 It's crazy.

00:31:25.680 There's so many people-

00:31:26.820 I am begging you.

00:31:27.640 Begging you to take this down.

00:31:29.260 Is this Tyler's computer here?

00:31:32.220 So the only actress that he's clicked on in that entire thing, the only link that's

00:31:37.080 been visited is Chloe Grace Morat's Hit Girl.

00:31:42.080 Tyler, is that what you're into?

00:31:43.180 I don't know.

00:31:43.860 Okay.

00:31:44.800 That was a-

00:31:45.900 Dude, it's like-

00:31:47.120 I don't know.

00:31:48.140 I'm noticing.

00:31:49.780 She got more than a touch of the downs.

00:31:52.260 Mm.

00:31:53.000 Okay.

00:31:53.260 Maybe I'm into it.

00:31:54.460 Honestly, I-

00:31:55.140 Why mm to the-

00:31:56.800 She's a lesbo, though.

00:31:58.480 Probably, this is also-

00:31:59.240 I tried to bring this up with when we had Owen on, because he was talking about how Muslims

00:32:02.680 are so cool or whatever.

00:32:04.020 Muslims are the ones, like, in Dubai that get shit on their chest by OnlyFans women.

00:32:09.220 Yeah.

00:32:09.580 Muslims are totally full of shit.

00:32:10.840 Not all of them, but a bunch of them.

00:32:12.000 So, like, Owen's just a fucking idiot, didn't it?

00:32:13.940 Yeah, dude, I'm telling-

00:32:14.580 Dude, they-

00:32:15.340 He's like, the American government and Muslims is where it's at.

00:32:18.680 Like, what the fuck, dude?

00:32:20.140 Dude, they pay OnlyFans girls to fly out to Dubai, and they pay them tens of thousands,

00:32:25.760 some hundreds of thousands of dollars to just shit on their chest.

00:32:28.800 Yeah.

00:32:29.360 While they're fucking doing, like, taking shots of fireball and cocaine back to back.

00:32:33.880 Yeah.

00:32:34.040 These people are not fucking religious zealots.

00:32:36.820 They're cool as hell.

00:32:38.080 Yeah, they're fucking cool as shit.

00:32:39.540 Their face is fucked.

00:32:40.260 But I'm just saying, like, the way Owen portrays them is like, these devout dudes that

00:32:43.840 pray seven times a day, and they don't ever fucking do anything bad.

00:32:46.540 It's like, no.

00:32:47.300 Just like he fucking portrays the federal government to be that.

00:32:49.620 I want to fucking fight Owen Benjamin, dude.

00:32:51.380 He's six foot eight.

00:32:52.400 Let's go.

00:32:53.140 Yeah, but listen, listen, listen.

00:32:55.020 You be Volk on Saturday night is what you want to play.

00:32:58.360 Owen, you think I go sleepy time against Owen Benjamin?

00:33:00.780 Yeah.

00:33:01.820 I don't know.

00:33:02.280 I think Klink could fight probably better, but I think Owen is taking the side.

00:33:06.220 It's either the Muslim or the Jew, right?

00:33:08.080 That's kind of like where we're at with this Semitism here.

00:33:10.700 I choose the Muslim, too.

00:33:12.580 You're choosing the Jew?

00:33:13.780 Clint, look at where we're at, bro.

00:33:16.120 Look at the usury.

00:33:17.320 These are archetypes.

00:33:18.700 Usury is illegal.

00:33:20.280 Oh, my God.

00:33:21.060 What the fuck?

00:33:22.260 We're banned now, Tyler.

00:33:24.520 You stupid fuck.

00:33:25.120 You really just show butthole on stream.

00:33:27.580 You just got a fucking new dude.

00:33:29.720 What the fuck?

00:33:30.340 A nutsack shit coming out of a butthole.

00:33:32.720 We're completely fine.

00:33:33.800 This is going to have to be edited for Rumble.

00:33:35.160 Hey, you know what?

00:33:35.960 Time out, guys.

00:33:36.640 Stop.

00:33:36.860 Stop.

00:33:37.400 Shut up.

00:33:38.340 Everyone in the fucking YouTube chat, head over to Rumble, and that's where we're doing.

00:33:42.860 I think I'm going to end the stream right now.

00:33:45.140 No, come on.

00:33:46.220 No, I'm serious.

00:33:47.400 We're going to end it.

00:33:48.520 No, we're not fucking doing that.

00:33:50.080 We're ending it on YouTube.

00:33:51.140 Go to Rumble.

00:33:52.700 I'm undoing the repost.

00:33:54.080 What the fuck?

00:33:57.240 Tyler.

00:33:59.200 Tyler.

00:34:01.820 He literally was just like, in our private chat, he was like, I might be really drunk,

00:34:05.720 but this is hilarious.

00:34:06.600 And then he posts.

00:34:08.720 All right.

00:34:09.200 Go ahead.

00:34:10.380 Hey, if we're going Rumble solo, I'm not moving to Rumble.

00:34:14.620 There may be a correct answer.

00:34:16.260 They pay me, but I'm not going to use the site.

00:34:19.340 That site is trash.

00:34:21.180 At the end of our opening hour, Luke will say, if you're not going to go to Rumble, what

00:34:26.660 is wrong with you?

00:34:27.660 He says that every single time.

00:34:28.880 What is wrong with you, Luke?

00:34:30.040 What is wrong with you?

00:34:30.720 Way more convenient.

00:34:32.460 I like this Luke in the chat better than the Luke in real life.

00:34:35.600 I hope this is really him.

00:34:36.780 Is this you, Luke?

00:34:38.020 No, it's not.

00:34:39.380 I don't know.

00:34:39.700 I'm easily fooled.

00:34:40.620 It could be.

00:34:41.680 Dude, we got a fucking 880,000 follower YouTube account in here.

00:34:44.880 Hey, whoever runs that Luke account, just say it three times that you are Luke, and Top

00:34:49.180 will believe you.

00:34:49.820 That's all you have to do.

00:34:50.560 That's true.

00:34:51.000 There may be a correct answer.

00:34:52.320 Hey, fake Luke, if you could give me a raise, I'd appreciate it.

00:34:55.580 To the mailbag question, there may be a correct answer, and that may be you want like the

00:34:59.200 Rumble chat is hell.

00:35:00.980 You want the smallest person ever to be the one to shit on your chest, because you want

00:35:04.760 it to be like the least amount possible.

00:35:06.440 So you might want like a midget to shit on you, and one that's had like a really small

00:35:10.200 meal in advance of it.

00:35:11.880 Does that make sense?

00:35:13.460 I wasn't listening.

00:35:14.040 I'm done with this question.

00:35:15.220 Me too.

00:35:18.120 I don't give a fuck if you pay me.

00:35:19.700 I'm done with this shit.

00:35:21.000 Next question.

00:35:22.940 I almost did.

00:35:26.140 Never.

00:35:26.980 Do we really have to read this next one?

00:35:29.120 Does anyone come from a blowjob from Cole's wife?

00:35:31.200 We don't have to do anything.

00:35:33.580 We don't want to.

00:35:34.420 MayoMonkey35 says, now that we know Toad is a fed, which of your supporters is most likely

00:35:39.380 to be a fed?

00:35:40.740 I don't know who they are.

00:35:42.840 I don't know them.

00:35:44.380 You guys think you're special?

00:35:46.140 I don't remember.

00:35:46.600 I don't remember.

00:35:47.460 JC 100%.

00:35:48.920 He's a great guy, but he's in every show.

00:35:52.240 He's on every show.

00:35:54.220 I don't know.

00:35:54.860 I think it's the mad guy, dude.

00:35:56.640 He infiltrated our Airbnb.

00:35:58.040 Oh, my God.

00:35:59.280 Hi, FBI.

00:36:01.380 I mean, if we're counting Luke, I think that's probably a pretty good chance of that.

00:36:06.360 What the fuck?

00:36:07.980 Oh, it's totally good.

00:36:10.200 Slightly offensive in the chat.

00:36:11.520 When we say JC's on every show, we don't mean like every one of our shows.

00:36:14.720 We mean on every show that is tangentially related to libertarianism.

00:36:19.000 The whole Liberty Circle, dude.

00:36:20.180 He's there at like every one of our shows.

00:36:21.300 He wakes up at 5 a.m.

00:36:23.220 Dude, he was in my...

00:36:24.280 I did a live stream at 2 a.m. one time.

00:36:26.100 Motherfucker was there.

00:36:27.140 Dude, just...

00:36:28.340 It's like he has notifications for...

00:36:29.860 I'm not lying.

00:36:30.600 I did a show with Conspiracy Extremist on Tuesday.

00:36:34.460 And they were like, we went live.

00:36:36.020 This guy says he's Luke.

00:36:37.360 I think this is Luke.

00:36:39.320 Dude, it might be...

00:36:41.000 JC might literally be in every chat on every...

00:36:44.720 Like, not just the libertarian chat.

00:36:47.140 Dude, JC a bot?

00:36:48.640 Every chat in existence.

00:36:49.820 He might just be like an AI bot, dude.

00:36:52.360 Real quick.

00:36:52.980 Can we apologize to Elijah for what you guys did to his show?

00:36:56.580 You, the one who...

00:36:57.740 I didn't even watch his response.

00:36:59.500 What happened?

00:37:00.400 No, no, no.

00:37:00.760 For making his show better?

00:37:01.760 What are you talking about?

00:37:02.300 No, you guys all apologize.

00:37:03.440 Go ahead.

00:37:04.340 I don't know what happened.

00:37:05.340 No, I refuse.

00:37:06.540 I'm not apologizing.

00:37:07.160 Tyler, don't play horns, Tyler.

00:37:09.800 I hate that.

00:37:10.340 Apologizing for what?

00:37:11.240 Stay quiet back there.

00:37:13.120 Can we play...

00:37:13.860 Do we have the video of what...

00:37:14.860 He expected us to do some semblance of news.

00:37:17.240 And instead, we went on there.

00:37:18.720 And we just talked about dicks and shit.

00:37:20.400 Did he really expect that?

00:37:21.860 No, no, no, no.

00:37:22.420 Hold on, hold on.

00:37:23.240 I feel like the second hour, we definitely went into news.

00:37:25.980 We did a whole thing on, like, immigration.

00:37:28.240 No one was listening by hour or two.

00:37:30.000 We just talked about dicks and shit for the first hour.

00:37:31.580 It was rumble only at that point.

00:37:33.100 It was awesome.

00:37:33.660 What are you talking about?

00:37:34.260 All right, all right, all right.

00:37:34.880 Fuck it.

00:37:35.500 What's the last mailbag?

00:37:36.560 I'm not apologizing.

00:37:37.740 The last mailbag is from Tim...

00:37:39.060 Sorry, Elijah.

00:37:39.140 Tim T.

00:37:40.480 Thanks, Jose.

00:37:41.420 Tim T. says,

00:37:42.600 When I was young, my girlfriend's obese mom had sex with me against my will.

00:37:47.520 Is it rape if you could beat the shit out of them?

00:37:50.200 No.

00:37:50.420 I mean, it depends on how obese she is.

00:37:52.320 That seems to be kind of a schizo question, though.

00:37:54.660 Tim, Tim, I'm going to be honest with you, buddy, because no one's been honest with you.

00:37:57.880 You wanted that shit.

00:37:59.240 That's your fault.

00:37:59.720 That wasn't rape.

00:38:00.700 You wanted it.

00:38:01.440 No, no.

00:38:02.140 Legitimately, I don't think by definition men can actually get raped.

00:38:06.700 I mean, we were homeless from YouTube.

00:38:09.020 Oh, sorry.

00:38:09.520 By a woman.

00:38:10.080 Sorry.

00:38:10.260 By a woman.

00:38:10.980 He literally admitted that he could have stopped it.

00:38:13.100 I'm going to be honest with you guys.

00:38:14.140 I don't think women can be raped either.

00:38:17.320 Yeah.

00:38:17.860 Test it out, guys.

00:38:21.100 Go out there.

00:38:22.000 Experiment.

00:38:22.520 Come back to us.

00:38:23.160 Let me know.

00:38:24.080 Nobody can be raped.

00:38:25.420 Everybody wants to fuck at every second, every moment.

00:38:28.700 Why do these people not like Elijah?

00:38:30.620 I like Elijah.

00:38:31.840 I think he's okay.

00:38:32.660 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kevin Brady.

00:38:34.080 Fuck you, dude.

00:38:35.680 Man, that's mean.

00:38:36.700 That's mean.

00:38:37.260 Elijah's been cool, I think.

00:38:38.720 I like him, and because of what we did on the show, we got some people over here.

00:38:40.100 I didn't want to watch his response because I was afraid he was going to get mad at us.

00:38:45.500 You know the only person that I'm sure is not a Fed?

00:38:47.880 Elijah Schaefer, because he went to January 6th, tried to burn down the Capitol,

00:38:50.660 and then he had to move to Australia to get away from the Feds.

00:38:52.920 Yeah, he wasn't a Fed, but now he's a Fed.

00:38:55.100 Yeah, there were no Feds there.

00:38:56.400 He was legitimately a Fed, though.

00:38:58.080 No Feds there were January 6th, we know that.

00:39:00.680 What?

00:39:01.440 Was he in the CIA?

00:39:02.540 Yeah.

00:39:04.680 Elijah Schaefer was in the CIA?

00:39:06.340 He said that on the show multiple times.

00:39:07.580 I said it on the show.

00:39:09.340 He's like, yeah, I used to be a CIA.

00:39:11.280 Well, then my whole fucking Fed radar is really off.

00:39:14.480 Yeah, because you're a Fed, too.

00:39:16.100 We're all Feds.

00:39:18.100 It's crazy.

00:39:19.160 We've been running ops on each other for no fucking reason.

00:39:21.940 We've all agreed that I'm least likely, or actually, there's no way.

00:39:26.440 Elijah Schaefer was in the CIA, and now he's some fucking white nationalist?

00:39:30.200 What the fuck?

00:39:30.580 Do you think...

00:39:31.260 I mean, that's exactly what a fucking Fed would do.

00:39:33.020 That's a great point, Jose!

00:39:36.240 Oh, so he went to January 6th, but then all of a sudden just got away with it somehow?

00:39:41.380 Oh, he hung out with all these crazy extremist groups for a long period of time?

00:39:44.720 And now all of a sudden he's obsessed with the JQ and thinks that white people are an endangered species?

00:39:50.480 Ooh, what a mystery.

00:39:51.020 And he's talking to thousands of people and getting them to...

00:39:53.540 Oh, this has sense.

00:39:55.020 Well, he is a Fed.

00:39:55.840 Wow.

00:39:56.500 Yeah, I mean, all we need is some old video of some gay Jewish dance studio or something,

00:40:00.820 and it'll solidify it.

00:40:02.020 That's a Mike Benz reference, by the way, guys.

00:40:06.420 Rumble Chat is asking, are you guys Feds?

00:40:08.800 Yes, I am.

00:40:09.100 You have to answer.

00:40:10.080 Oh, that actually is...

00:40:11.820 You know I am.

00:40:13.180 That's actually him.

00:40:14.320 That was answered not too long ago.

00:40:16.300 Was he...

00:40:17.100 Was he...

00:40:18.320 Wait, was that actually him?

00:40:20.080 Oh, shit.

00:40:21.120 It's verified, you dumbass.

00:40:23.180 Oh, man.

00:40:24.100 What's up, Elijah?

00:40:25.460 Hell yeah.

00:40:25.780 Sorry about what we did to your show.

00:40:28.080 We were just kidding about you.

00:40:29.180 Sorry, now that he's here.

00:40:30.520 You're a piece of shit.

00:40:31.540 No, I'm not apologizing.

00:40:32.100 I'm not apologizing.

00:40:32.800 I'm not afraid.

00:40:33.640 We totally want to go back on.

00:40:35.720 Your producers were all about it.

00:40:37.540 I mean, I wasn't there, but I heard all the chatter.

00:40:39.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:40.380 Mike told us...

00:40:41.700 Mike told me...

00:40:42.900 He's like, take the shit over.

00:40:44.580 Fucking do what you want to do.

00:40:45.640 Mike gave us the topics.

00:40:47.440 He gave us the topics to talk about, which were nonsense.

00:40:51.280 And we turned them into Bethlehem rants, because that's what we do.

00:40:53.840 Completely disregarded them.

00:40:55.080 Yeah, two hours?

00:40:56.300 Two hours we had to do this show?

00:40:57.940 All right, Tyler...

00:40:58.580 Cole didn't even make it...

00:40:59.560 Cole didn't make it all the way through.

00:41:00.820 He had to throw the garbage out.

00:41:02.040 It's such a long show.

00:41:03.180 Tyler, we're 40 minutes deep.

00:41:04.240 We have fucking 3,000 hours of content,

00:41:06.680 so I'm going to need you to start just rattling shit off

00:41:09.000 like a goddamn machine gun right now.

00:41:11.640 Oh, that's it for Mailbag?

00:41:12.780 We're done?

00:41:13.780 Well, I mean, if you guys want to talk more about

00:41:15.500 whatever that last question was,

00:41:16.760 if Homeboy was raped by that fat lady,

00:41:18.540 that's up to you.

00:41:19.480 I think it's obvious that he wanted it.

00:41:20.620 Is it rape?

00:41:21.220 It was not rape.

00:41:22.040 No, you can't get raped.

00:41:23.040 Like, as a man...

00:41:24.100 I know he said he had to go to therapy

00:41:26.060 and that it was really fucked up

00:41:27.220 and it really fucked up his life.

00:41:28.380 Dude, you're a bitch.

00:41:29.980 You got some fucking sweet old lady pussy

00:41:31.940 and you're just too much of a bitch

00:41:33.660 to fucking know how good you got it.

00:41:35.800 It's true,

00:41:36.240 but you're going to want to skip

00:41:37.040 the first 15 minutes, Lainey.

00:41:40.200 I mean, it's going to therapy

00:41:41.680 for getting raped as a dude.

00:41:43.020 Is that just bragging to someone for hours

00:41:44.800 about how you got pussy?

00:41:45.800 Is that what that is?

00:41:46.440 Probably, yeah.

00:41:47.980 It's just hanging out with your bros

00:41:49.260 and high-fiving.

00:41:49.500 Dude, she was so fucking wet from my dick

00:41:51.200 and I didn't want it at all.

00:41:53.060 So then she did that move

00:41:54.420 where she cradled the balls

00:41:55.560 and then was also working the shaft?

00:41:57.300 She fucking wrapped her legs around me

00:41:59.440 and made me cum all inside her, dude.

00:42:01.100 It sucked.

00:42:05.940 Yo, when she says the fat mom...

00:42:08.200 She kept being like,

00:42:09.480 I'm cumming, I'm cumming

00:42:10.740 and dude, I hated every second of it, dude.

00:42:13.220 Yeah, it was his friend's fat mom.

00:42:15.600 Yeah, Jose, when you hear that,

00:42:17.700 do you think of Tanya Yiki

00:42:18.900 and then when you hear that,

00:42:20.460 you get hard?

00:42:22.340 Your friend's fat mom?

00:42:23.860 Your friend's dead in the field,

00:42:25.540 but that's not his mom, right?

00:42:26.400 Oh, no.

00:42:27.480 Was she his mom?

00:42:28.740 Yeah, no, no.

00:42:29.220 She was his mom.

00:42:31.120 Yoki.

00:42:31.880 Yeah, Torrance Yoki.

00:42:33.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:34.820 It's Torrance Yogle.

00:42:36.080 Torrance Yoki.

00:42:38.820 For a host to host the show

00:42:41.440 and to give you guys the news

00:42:44.440 and I found out that Tower Gang

00:42:46.520 trolled and took over the whole live stream

00:42:50.860 and it turned into a shit show

00:42:52.460 talking about blow and prostitutes.

00:42:54.760 So, I don't know if you guys liked that

00:42:57.400 or you didn't,

00:42:58.460 but my goal was,

00:42:59.780 because I had to work on my son's immigration,

00:43:02.020 was to make a stream

00:43:04.400 so you guys could get the news

00:43:05.340 and the subjects

00:43:05.920 and it ended up being about

00:43:07.740 prostitutes and blow,

00:43:09.360 which is great to get involved in,

00:43:10.740 but not to hear about.

00:43:11.640 Kind of a story.

00:43:12.940 What did I do?

00:43:13.680 What am I getting canceled for?

00:43:15.040 He was joking.

00:43:16.440 He's talking about that.

00:43:17.040 I don't remember what I just said.

00:43:19.300 He might be referring to Elijah's shit.

00:43:20.780 I don't know.

00:43:21.000 Tyler, I am imploring you

00:43:22.260 to run through the funny shit

00:43:23.240 that we have lined up.

00:43:24.160 I will say,

00:43:24.740 I will say,

00:43:25.360 the news of the prostitutes and blow

00:43:27.240 was something that was put on a sheet

00:43:29.360 by Mike,

00:43:30.360 by his producer,

00:43:31.440 put on there,

00:43:32.020 said,

00:43:32.580 uh,

00:43:32.680 Leo DiCaprio did blow.

00:43:35.680 I don't think he's actually upset.

00:43:36.920 I think he's talking about it.

00:43:37.480 I agree.

00:43:38.660 Yeah, he's just busting balls, man.

00:43:40.820 Let's just think about this for a second.

00:43:42.840 See, Elijah's admitting his son's in Abbo.

00:43:44.780 He never does show his wife,

00:43:48.620 so we don't know.

00:43:49.920 The CIA is responsible

00:43:51.040 for running crack cocaine

00:43:52.520 and the illicit drug trade.

00:43:54.460 His producer sets us up

00:43:56.320 with a topic about cocaine and hookers,

00:43:58.220 and then he pivots

00:43:59.460 on the very next episode,

00:44:00.800 and he says,

00:44:01.240 Tower Gang took over the show

00:44:02.860 and talked about cocaine and hookers.

00:44:04.420 This is a fucking op, dude.

00:44:06.100 I see right through this shit.

00:44:07.240 It's a setup,

00:44:08.140 but the crazy thing is that

00:44:09.320 we don't care.

00:44:13.100 Oh,

00:44:13.500 I'm in the front row

00:44:17.240 for this, by the way.

00:44:18.220 Not joking.

00:44:20.820 Tyler,

00:44:21.760 pull up the song.

00:44:23.240 Pull up the fucking song,

00:44:24.280 please, dude.

00:44:24.680 Are you really in the front row for that?

00:44:26.540 You don't see him?

00:44:27.140 Yeah, you can see him right there.

00:44:28.060 He's fucking good.

00:44:28.360 Yeah, and they still both blocked me

00:44:29.700 after that,

00:44:30.200 after I was their biggest fan

00:44:31.540 at Porkfest.

00:44:32.460 That's so bad.

00:44:33.240 You guys remember what I,

00:44:34.480 weren't you guys at the table

00:44:35.640 when I, like,

00:44:36.440 said something to Foe

00:44:37.440 about the fact

00:44:38.860 that she will follow people

00:44:40.020 and then, like,

00:44:40.760 unfollow them later?

00:44:41.640 Like, I, I swear I said something to Foe

00:44:44.320 Wait for it.

00:44:50.680 It's kind of a bop,

00:44:51.660 I'm not gonna lie.

00:44:52.220 Gotta get off the hook.

00:45:04.180 I'm having sex

00:45:05.540 tonight.

00:45:07.960 I'm having sex

00:45:09.340 with my wife.

00:45:10.560 This motherfucker is wild, though.

00:45:15.020 That's not,

00:45:15.740 that's not a bad song.

00:45:17.680 I was gonna ask you,

00:45:18.740 if you,

00:45:19.340 if you,

00:45:20.040 hearing that song,

00:45:20.980 now,

00:45:21.220 if you were there

00:45:22.220 and you just took your dick out

00:45:23.300 and started jerking off,

00:45:24.300 do you think they would've finished

00:45:25.420 their performance?

00:45:26.540 Like, watching you,

00:45:27.340 like, you make deep eye contact

00:45:28.580 with them?

00:45:29.720 Ooh, good question.

00:45:30.600 I think they would've just kept going.

00:45:32.340 I think Foe,

00:45:32.980 I think Foe would've been disturbed.

00:45:34.420 I think Jack would've

00:45:35.180 fucking deep-throated you

00:45:36.120 instantaneously.

00:45:37.020 That sounds about right.

00:45:38.300 It wouldn't take much

00:45:38.980 to deep-throating.

00:45:40.300 It is pork-fest.

00:45:41.520 It is pork-fest,

00:45:42.560 so a lot of that

00:45:43.160 type of shit goes down.

00:45:44.540 Fashes,

00:45:45.540 banking on a Fed-reserved

00:45:47.240 monetary coup.

00:45:49.120 They legislated secretly

00:45:50.880 in perfect fascist fashion.

00:45:53.420 I can't keep doing this to myself.

00:45:55.480 I did this.

00:45:55.980 I just wanted to hear the

00:45:56.840 fuck of my wife's song.

00:45:56.860 Would you rather listen to this

00:45:57.620 or that dude that killed his dad,

00:46:00.020 that cut his dad's head off?

00:46:01.280 That shit.

00:46:02.260 You'd rather listen to that?

00:46:03.020 Honestly, it's the same thing.

00:46:04.580 They're both doing

00:46:05.140 some kind of weird trans on you

00:46:06.620 because when I was driving to Florida

00:46:08.500 from New York when I moved here,

00:46:10.180 swear to God,

00:46:10.620 me and my boy were driving,

00:46:12.040 maybe an hour left in the drive

00:46:13.520 and we're like,

00:46:13.840 I hit the wall

00:46:14.620 and he just put that on.

00:46:16.020 He put on their music

00:46:16.820 and played it on repeat

00:46:17.900 and we were like on crack.

00:46:19.460 No coffee,

00:46:20.100 nothing like that.

00:46:20.620 Drove the rest of the way through.

00:46:22.140 There is some kind of transing

00:46:23.720 fucking CIA option to it.

00:46:26.360 It's garbage,

00:46:27.520 but there's something to it.

00:46:29.460 MKUltra music

00:46:30.420 brought to you by Jack and Bob.

00:46:31.160 Do you like it, Clint?

00:46:31.900 You like garbage music, Clint.

00:46:33.820 No, I love good music.

00:46:34.960 You're a fucking idiot retard.

00:46:39.180 No, I don't fucking like it, dude.

00:46:40.720 I will say,

00:46:41.780 the Sex With My Wife song,

00:46:43.340 I think it's funny

00:46:44.120 because it's like,

00:46:45.120 it's a dude who's so deeply

00:46:46.320 in the closet

00:46:46.880 that he's trying to convince everybody.

00:46:48.240 He's like,

00:46:48.520 yo, I ain't gay, dog.

00:46:49.320 I got a wife

00:46:50.020 and I'm having sex with her.

00:46:51.500 And he made an entire song about it.

00:46:53.020 And the funniest part about it,

00:46:54.380 it's the only listenable song

00:46:55.960 he's ever made.

00:46:56.720 It is a legit banger.

00:47:00.940 I like to despise the dude.

00:47:02.440 I was fucking banging that all day.

00:47:04.040 Along with his...

00:47:04.800 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:47:06.440 She's his beard.

00:47:07.520 Beard is the correct term.

00:47:09.680 I'm having sex with my wife.

00:47:11.560 I mean,

00:47:11.720 the only reason that's good, though,

00:47:13.220 is it's completely a riff

00:47:14.340 off of an old song

00:47:15.620 that was...

00:47:15.840 Can we show this, Tyler?

00:47:17.080 I mean, Jesus,

00:47:17.900 I guess we could, whatever.

00:47:19.220 I mean,

00:47:19.500 I don't find this funny.

00:47:21.100 Let's go to the next one.

00:47:22.200 You don't find that funny?

00:47:23.580 You think it's funny?

00:47:24.140 I think that's really funny.

00:47:26.120 All right, go ahead.

00:47:27.880 Were you offended?

00:47:28.660 What were you offended by?

00:47:30.020 I don't like black pussy.

00:47:34.240 I have a date with an old head

00:47:35.720 and he does not like it bald.

00:47:37.440 So I had to go quickly to Amazon

00:47:39.320 and get myself a poopé.

00:47:41.040 It's a poopé for the pussy.

00:47:43.360 Anyways,

00:47:44.080 I'm getting myself ready.

00:47:45.700 I said,

00:47:46.000 if I'm going to wear a unit on my vagina,

00:47:47.460 I'm going to give her a fuss.

00:47:48.380 Look at how she does the hair.

00:47:49.820 And I do not leave home

00:47:51.220 without my pussy popping.

00:47:52.420 So I put one in real quick.

00:47:55.100 See, I told you, though.

00:47:56.060 I know it worked so fast.

00:47:57.300 I got so wet.

00:47:59.080 That's called the pussy popper.

00:47:59.900 It sweated out my fucking bus down.

00:48:01.520 Look at this bitch.

00:48:02.320 She looked crazy.

00:48:03.780 He was downstairs.

00:48:04.740 So I said,

00:48:05.280 okay, let's go.

00:48:06.480 He's an old head,

00:48:07.160 so he loved it.

00:48:08.260 He ate the shit up literally.

00:48:09.900 He was the best pussy he ever had.

00:48:12.000 Anyways,

00:48:12.320 I came home,

00:48:13.040 gave her a quick wash with Shan pussy.

00:48:14.600 I looked in the mirror

00:48:15.160 and I'm like,

00:48:15.460 I kind of like this look.

00:48:17.880 What do you guys think?

00:48:18.720 Should I keep this unit?

00:48:19.980 You got to be.

00:48:25.800 He's leaving.

00:48:26.620 Clint just left.

00:48:27.600 That really was

00:48:28.380 one of the most disgusting things

00:48:29.760 I've ever watched.

00:48:30.800 And I've,

00:48:31.020 and I've,

00:48:31.460 and I've watched like,

00:48:32.500 I mean,

00:48:32.900 I don't know.

00:48:35.020 I don't know if it's a joke.

00:48:36.400 I don't understand black culture at all.

00:48:38.460 Honestly,

00:48:38.940 it could be a hundred percent legit.

00:48:41.420 It reminds me of like the three stooges,

00:48:44.120 the one that has like the mid part.

00:48:45.460 All I can think of is like,

00:48:48.240 what pubic hair is that straight?

00:48:51.520 That doesn't exist.

00:48:53.020 Maybe like Asian hair,

00:48:54.380 like pussy hair.

00:48:55.420 Even then,

00:48:56.000 I don't think they,

00:48:56.660 like that was one of the most disgusting things

00:48:58.840 I've ever seen in my life.

00:48:59.820 Yeah.

00:49:00.780 Like I,

00:49:01.820 the way she was like,

00:49:03.000 if you're going to have a bush,

00:49:03.360 keep it like,

00:49:04.180 what,

00:49:04.460 like why would you have it like four inches,

00:49:06.520 like essentially a pussy food man's shoe?

00:49:08.400 Like,

00:49:08.540 it's not a fucking curtain.

00:49:10.240 Like,

00:49:10.520 it's like,

00:49:11.540 this bitch,

00:49:13.220 how dare she?

00:49:14.020 You got to kind of,

00:49:14.480 how dare you like open,

00:49:15.640 open the blinds.

00:49:16.680 How dare you come in this chat acting like it's all good,

00:49:19.600 making jokes and stuff.

00:49:20.580 You punish our friend,

00:49:21.760 you treat him horrible.

00:49:23.480 And you're just going to come in here like,

00:49:24.840 Oh,

00:49:24.980 it's like a black joke.

00:49:25.900 Ha ha ha.

00:49:26.540 Right?

00:49:26.760 Like laughing.

00:49:27.220 I don't like that.

00:49:28.460 Dude,

00:49:28.660 she was really upset at some black guy today from Sonic,

00:49:31.660 dude.

00:49:31.780 She got some Sonic and she was dropping hard R dude.

00:49:33.920 She was fucking,

00:49:35.080 she needs to treat Cole nicer.

00:49:37.520 Clint,

00:49:37.740 do you agree?

00:49:39.480 Yeah.

00:49:42.260 I assume we're talking about Liz.

00:49:43.940 Cradle of money.

00:49:44.620 Cradle of money.

00:49:45.660 Yeah,

00:49:45.900 dude,

00:49:46.060 look how fucking dirty my mug is.

00:49:47.580 I don't give a fuck.

00:49:50.060 That's it.

00:49:50.420 I like the,

00:49:50.800 I like the wild attitude that she has.

00:49:52.360 So last week,

00:49:53.640 uh,

00:49:53.980 Cole wasn't allowed to come on because he didn't take out the garbage.

00:49:56.920 Yup.

00:49:57.300 Um,

00:49:57.560 I think that's what it was,

00:49:58.420 right?

00:49:58.920 Yeah.

00:49:59.280 Yeah.

00:49:59.560 What's she going to do?

00:50:00.040 To the road.

00:50:00.880 To the road.

00:50:01.240 Like,

00:50:01.880 to the road.

00:50:02.560 He's been doing this every Wednesday for probably three years.

00:50:06.400 You've never come from a blowjob.

00:50:07.740 And you still listen to this bitch.

00:50:08.740 You got your mind?

00:50:10.540 Crazy.

00:50:13.000 Whatever.

00:50:13.920 Oh my God.

00:50:15.960 Look,

00:50:16.480 I,

00:50:17.460 I legit had to go and throw up just from that fucking,

00:50:20.460 it was,

00:50:20.820 that was,

00:50:21.260 you didn't hear,

00:50:21.920 but I said that might've been one of the nastiest things I've watched.

00:50:24.300 Like I've watched two girls,

00:50:25.380 one cup.

00:50:25.900 I've watched the,

00:50:26.920 uh,

00:50:27.260 the fucking,

00:50:27.820 uh,

00:50:28.260 one man,

00:50:28.720 one jar.

00:50:29.280 I've seen like all one man,

00:50:31.180 one jar.

00:50:32.020 Yeah.

00:50:32.560 Listen,

00:50:33.020 I don't know.

00:50:33.520 Tyler,

00:50:33.760 you guys pull it up.

00:50:34.860 No,

00:50:35.180 no,

00:50:35.640 we can't be like,

00:50:36.420 dude,

00:50:37.840 that's worse than the buttholes we saw earlier.

00:50:40.780 It just makes me think of,

00:50:42.560 if I actually was getting down and saw the vagina and then saw that,

00:50:47.100 like how off putting that would be.

00:50:49.180 If you literally have like four inch,

00:50:50.860 like curtains coming down from the top,

00:50:52.840 like what in the fuck?

00:50:55.120 Hey,

00:50:55.320 Laney,

00:50:55.600 don't listen.

00:50:57.700 If,

00:50:58.140 if somebody in our,

00:50:58.940 or we have a pretty big fan base now,

00:51:00.840 buy me a bottle of shampoo.

00:51:02.720 See,

00:51:03.480 I really want that.

00:51:04.460 I'll put that fucking route.

00:51:05.520 I'll put it right here and I'll drink from it every day.

00:51:08.400 I'm going to say everybody is like,

00:51:12.120 no girl really has like pubic hair.

00:51:14.080 Hold on.

00:51:14.380 Wait up.

00:51:14.520 We're still cold.

00:51:15.240 Right.

00:51:16.320 Actually,

00:51:17.220 I think I might use it on my pubes.

00:51:19.500 Now that I think about it.

00:51:20.380 Like guys have pubes.

00:51:21.520 Yeah.

00:51:21.760 But like women with pubic hair,

00:51:23.160 women with pubic hair for real should be shot.

00:51:26.080 Yeah.

00:51:26.340 Like,

00:51:26.540 give me some,

00:51:26.940 like if you have to buy shampoo.

00:51:28.840 Oh wait,

00:51:29.160 this is for shampoo.

00:51:30.140 I thought she's,

00:51:31.200 I,

00:51:31.420 I thought I heard too pacey,

00:51:33.360 like to pay.

00:51:34.640 There's three.

00:51:36.520 Then there's pussy poppers and it makes your pussy wet.

00:51:39.320 She's selling a line of products.

00:51:41.480 You understand what's going on here?

00:51:42.940 Man.

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:44.160 She's selling a pussy to pay the,

00:51:46.220 the poop pay.

00:51:47.340 That was an infomercial on Instagram.

00:51:50.340 And then I don't want to talk about it.

00:51:52.840 Wild.

00:51:53.680 Isn't it amazing though,

00:51:54.700 Clint?

00:51:55.520 No,

00:51:55.880 this is their culture.

00:51:56.760 This is,

00:51:57.200 this is black culture.

00:51:58.240 If that's black culture,

00:51:59.140 I don't like black people.

00:52:00.160 So stop it.

00:52:00.900 She's normal shampoo.

00:52:02.560 Yeah.

00:52:02.800 What do you need a certain shampoo for your,

00:52:04.540 I don't believe that black people fucking rock like that.

00:52:06.460 I don't believe it.

00:52:06.800 It's real.

00:52:07.380 No,

00:52:07.660 I mean,

00:52:07.860 it's not for your pubes,

00:52:08.800 but it's probably for,

00:52:09.520 listen,

00:52:09.700 if the girls put a different shampoo on their pussy,

00:52:11.840 right?

00:52:12.120 They put a different soap.

00:52:13.720 God damn it.

00:52:15.620 Dude,

00:52:15.900 because black people,

00:52:17.420 their pubes would be fucking nappy,

00:52:19.080 dude.

00:52:19.220 No,

00:52:19.380 no,

00:52:19.480 no,

00:52:19.620 wait,

00:52:19.900 that's true.

00:52:20.480 Your wife,

00:52:21.540 if you're both for your wives,

00:52:22.540 have,

00:52:22.800 have a different shampoo or soap for their,

00:52:24.800 not a shampoo,

00:52:25.380 but a soap for their pussy.

00:52:27.020 They just do.

00:52:27.620 There's that other soap.

00:52:29.580 No,

00:52:30.120 no,

00:52:30.720 no,

00:52:31.220 yes,

00:52:31.520 there is.

00:52:33.040 Dude,

00:52:33.600 they make,

00:52:34.360 what's that shit called?

00:52:34.980 She doesn't wash it at all.

00:52:40.320 Next week,

00:52:40.980 Cole's not on the show.

00:52:43.740 Most,

00:52:44.100 most girls don't have to fully shave,

00:52:45.780 but if you like go fucking full,

00:52:47.280 all,

00:52:47.600 all natural,

00:52:49.080 the show is problematic.

00:52:50.140 You're right,

00:52:50.640 Luke,

00:52:50.820 you should definitely not be watching.

00:52:51.820 You ain't seen nothing yet.

00:52:53.200 Yeah,

00:52:53.440 like this is mild.

00:52:54.700 We usually go way harder.

00:52:55.680 No,

00:52:55.780 she's fucking lying.

00:52:57.520 She has one thing of soap.

00:52:58.860 That's it.

00:52:59.220 She has,

00:52:59.500 she uses the,

00:53:00.100 she like me,

00:53:00.880 she just had shoulders for her whole body.

00:53:02.480 That's what it's called.

00:53:02.980 No,

00:53:03.360 not that.

00:53:03.920 Summer's Eve is the douche brand.

00:53:06.600 There's a douche,

00:53:07.380 but there's also,

00:53:07.960 I think,

00:53:08.140 there's a cleaner one too.

00:53:10.420 Summer's Eve has douches,

00:53:11.540 but they also,

00:53:12.100 I think,

00:53:12.460 have the cleaner too.

00:53:13.460 So they wash with that.

00:53:14.640 I remember,

00:53:15.060 dude,

00:53:15.200 I remember like taking a,

00:53:16.620 like going to my grandparents.

00:53:17.360 Oh shit.

00:53:18.100 This is our first chat from fucking Twitch.

00:53:20.960 Fitness chat.

00:53:21.520 Power wash my pussy.

00:53:23.400 That's a fucking banger line.

00:53:25.300 That's happening.

00:53:25.860 Hell yeah.

00:53:26.740 That is a dude.

00:53:27.600 With that,

00:53:28.060 with that,

00:53:28.780 like profile picture too,

00:53:30.800 of like some,

00:53:31.780 it's crazy.

00:53:33.160 And honestly,

00:53:33.940 honestly,

00:53:34.300 honestly,

00:53:35.140 fitness chicks have to power wash that shit.

00:53:37.320 Yes.

00:53:37.560 Because they be stinking,

00:53:38.680 dog.

00:53:38.780 Stinky dude.

00:53:40.000 Especially,

00:53:40.340 she looks like,

00:53:40.800 if she is like an actual fitness,

00:53:42.300 she looks like she's fucking doing like a bodybuilding.

00:53:45.240 Who's that jack bitch?

00:53:46.300 She's like,

00:53:46.620 she's got a really good built,

00:53:48.100 but she's always like fucking showing her back and stuff.

00:53:50.760 And she looks like she has the stinkiest pussy in the world.

00:53:53.300 Which one?

00:53:53.840 Because we've shown a couple on our show.

00:53:56.400 No,

00:53:56.680 no one knows her name,

00:53:57.500 dude.

00:53:57.580 We know who you're talking about.

00:53:58.400 Lean Beef Patty is one.

00:53:59.620 Lean Beef Patty.

00:54:00.340 Yeah,

00:54:00.520 that's fine.

00:54:00.820 You know her name.

00:54:01.840 Jesus Christ,

00:54:02.420 you're homosexual.

00:54:03.260 I had to like,

00:54:04.320 think of it.

00:54:05.280 Beef Patty is her name?

00:54:07.020 Lean Beef Patty.

00:54:08.380 Lean Beef Patty.

00:54:09.600 Tyler,

00:54:10.020 you need to be bringing up Lean Beef Patty.

00:54:11.560 You're showing us these fucking losers in Rumble.

00:54:13.200 That's obviously the name that you want to say.

00:54:15.540 You're talking about who you want to fuck.

00:54:18.100 Oh yeah,

00:54:18.560 I want to fuck that Lean Beef Patty.

00:54:21.680 Okay.

00:54:23.680 Sounds great.

00:54:24.600 Michelle Obama is actually the right person.

00:54:25.760 I swear to God,

00:54:26.460 we have so much content,

00:54:27.560 and we're just like not doing it.

00:54:28.620 No,

00:54:28.900 no,

00:54:28.960 no.

00:54:29.420 We're just ripping off sharp pussy.

00:54:30.540 Our sister is literally drunk.

00:54:32.760 Our producer is so drunk that he showed buttholes pooping during the show.

00:54:38.660 There she goes.

00:54:40.360 She's fucking jacked,

00:54:42.620 dude.

00:54:42.980 She totally looks like she has a stinky pussy,

00:54:44.760 though,

00:54:44.900 yeah.

00:54:45.640 For real.

00:54:46.260 Most likely.

00:54:47.300 This picture here,

00:54:48.740 this one here,

00:54:49.440 I can't even,

00:54:50.020 I gotta log in.

00:54:51.100 This one looks like she has a really stinky pussy.

00:54:53.600 Look at that.

00:54:56.740 She's an absolute specimen,

00:54:58.380 but she is rank.

00:55:00.500 Yeah,

00:55:00.700 like she's got to the point where she gets like,

00:55:02.620 dude B.O.

00:55:03.280 You know,

00:55:03.540 dude B.O.

00:55:03.980 is like distinctive smell.

00:55:05.240 Yeah.

00:55:05.460 Like that's emanating from her pussy.

00:55:07.220 Dude,

00:55:07.680 I've seen her videos,

00:55:10.220 because like she's done like,

00:55:11.860 she's,

00:55:13.220 she's done like collabs with other like fitness influencers I watch.

00:55:16.380 She gives a lot of really good advice,

00:55:17.560 guys.

00:55:18.120 She has a personality that all of y'all would absolutely hate.

00:55:22.280 Like it's,

00:55:22.920 it's crazy.

00:55:23.800 Isn't it obvious?

00:55:24.520 I'm sure.

00:55:29.520 I hate it.

00:55:31.140 Yeah.

00:55:31.260 I just,

00:55:31.980 I don't like it.

00:55:33.340 Stop it.

00:55:34.080 She has like the.

00:55:35.560 I want to give you,

00:55:36.280 I want to give you guys a heads up.

00:55:37.940 The sponsor is in the chat and rumble,

00:55:40.400 so we should probably do that.

00:55:41.780 Oh,

00:55:41.980 yeah,

00:55:42.120 Nadeau,

00:55:42.440 yeah,

00:55:42.640 Nadeau is.

00:55:43.080 Oh,

00:55:43.340 he paint us again now?

00:55:44.900 Yes.

00:55:45.420 Yeah.

00:55:45.620 N-A-V-E-A-U shapecode.com promo code tower gang or lockdown.

00:55:50.220 Get yourself 15% off the best single blade stainless steel razor in the game.

00:55:54.940 If you are suicidal,

00:55:56.760 there is only one razor that will cut you properly the very first time.

00:56:02.180 We're still on YouTube.

00:56:03.140 Oops.

00:56:03.880 No,

00:56:04.040 no,

00:56:04.120 no,

00:56:04.260 we talk about suicide thing.

00:56:05.740 It's over with now.

00:56:06.660 It's over.

00:56:07.600 When you need to like,

00:56:08.760 listen,

00:56:09.480 we don't want you to buy a sham pussy because we want you to shave your pussy.

00:56:13.080 And we're going to be the best way to shave your pussy.

00:56:14.820 Nadeau shave club.

00:56:15.760 All right.

00:56:16.000 Nadeau shave club.

00:56:17.400 It would get,

00:56:18.580 it would cut that fucking,

00:56:20.100 that,

00:56:20.300 that,

00:56:20.600 that long straight hair on one pass.

00:56:22.860 One pass.

00:56:23.240 Easily.

00:56:23.680 And you know what?

00:56:24.420 You know what's even crazier?

00:56:25.440 It'll cut,

00:56:26.040 it'll cut that fucking nappy shit,

00:56:28.920 whatever black girls have.

00:56:30.440 One,

00:56:31.000 one slice.

00:56:32.020 Right.

00:56:32.460 Do you think black girl shit is like straight and then their head's nappy and then white girl shit is like their head straight,

00:56:37.460 but their pubes are nappy.

00:56:40.160 I wouldn't know.

00:56:40.840 Never seen either.

00:56:41.940 Yeah.

00:56:42.100 It's,

00:56:42.380 it's,

00:56:42.700 it's the inverse nappy.

00:56:44.400 I'd fuck two black chicks.

00:56:45.620 That made me,

00:56:47.940 that,

00:56:48.760 that might make me throw up.

00:56:50.400 I shaved my pussy with Nadeau.

00:56:52.700 Oh man.

00:56:53.620 Laney,

00:56:54.060 I think of you as a woman.

00:56:55.020 Don't talk about that.

00:56:55.980 Dude,

00:56:56.300 I shaved my balls with Nadeau and then it gets really quick.

00:56:59.180 You can actually give yourself a vasectomy at the same time when you do that.

00:57:02.220 It's a,

00:57:03.080 it's got a lot.

00:57:04.020 I actually would actually,

00:57:04.980 honestly,

00:57:05.460 I would be very scared of actually shaving with a single blade.

00:57:09.220 I mean,

00:57:09.460 maybe honestly,

00:57:10.440 I bet the guy,

00:57:11.060 you've never tried it.

00:57:11.800 You've never tried it.

00:57:12.500 No,

00:57:12.960 I don't shave my pubes.

00:57:13.880 Andrew,

00:57:14.380 hold on.

00:57:14.820 Andrew,

00:57:15.200 since you're in the chat.

00:57:16.460 All right.

00:57:16.760 I'm going to ask you,

00:57:17.680 you can just do a yes or no to this question.

00:57:20.320 If,

00:57:20.600 if the Jews,

00:57:21.220 Does anyone ever kill themselves with an Nadeau razor?

00:57:23.340 No,

00:57:23.700 if the,

00:57:23.960 if the Jews came up to you and they were like,

00:57:26.020 Hey buddy,

00:57:27.140 you want to sell some fucking razors?

00:57:29.420 And they said,

00:57:29.960 I got the person that will sell you millions.

00:57:32.480 And your razor became the official mussy shaving razor for the tranny community.

00:57:37.900 Would you take that one?

00:57:39.080 I thought you were going to say your razor becomes the official circumcision razor of all.

00:57:43.460 I thought you were going to go there.

00:57:44.540 And I was like,

00:57:45.020 that is.

00:57:45.960 No,

00:57:46.260 I'm imagining a mussy before they like,

00:57:49.340 you could say like your,

00:57:50.080 your,

00:57:50.380 your thing would be like,

00:57:51.380 uh,

00:57:52.020 it's so gentle that you wouldn't even tell over those scars.

00:57:55.940 Like it just glides right over there.

00:57:58.040 Yeah.

00:57:58.140 Uh,

00:57:58.540 the only razor that doesn't pop your pustules,

00:58:01.240 uh,

00:58:01.860 that is your maggot filled.

00:58:05.640 Gag.

00:58:06.460 Nadeau see razors coming this summer.

00:58:08.900 Nadeau see.

00:58:10.240 Nadeau see.

00:58:12.380 Oh my God.

00:58:13.940 Anyway,

00:58:14.300 he didn't answer.

00:58:14.980 He didn't say yes or no.

00:58:16.180 So that means yes.

00:58:17.580 I like this.

00:58:18.220 This is maintaining the tower gang trend of sprinting to lose all sponsorship.

00:58:22.660 I really love this.

00:58:23.500 I love this.

00:58:23.760 No,

00:58:24.100 hold on.

00:58:24.480 He'll go back.

00:58:24.880 I do too.

00:58:25.840 Tower gang should do raids on T streamers on Twitch.

00:58:27.920 Stop taking that down.

00:58:29.120 That is fucking great.

00:58:29.680 I don't know what that means.

00:58:30.620 I don't know.

00:58:31.280 No,

00:58:31.760 this is great because so this is a thing that they do on Twitch where you'll send out your

00:58:35.940 followers to go raid somebody else's stream.

00:58:38.260 And then they just put all types of crazy shit in their,

00:58:41.560 like in their live chat and towers.

00:58:43.600 Hell yeah.

00:58:44.120 Why hasn't anyone raided our stream?

00:58:45.620 What the fuck?

00:58:46.320 Only one person watches it.

00:58:47.980 Every,

00:58:48.340 I get an email breakdown of like,

00:58:49.820 like who watched what.

00:58:50.920 And,

00:58:51.300 and in that you can check it too.

00:58:52.600 Cause if you care,

00:58:53.480 but it's literally one person every fucking time.

00:58:55.840 So now I see like three up there.

00:58:57.060 Like,

00:58:57.240 that's pretty cool.

00:58:57.860 I like that.

00:58:59.040 Yeah.

00:58:59.680 Will that channel ban us?

00:59:01.440 I guess they will.

00:59:02.060 Right.

00:59:02.300 Twitch is kind of gay.

00:59:04.640 Yeah.

00:59:04.940 All right.

00:59:05.520 But they're,

00:59:06.120 they're really against like more like nudity and which I guess we did tonight.

00:59:10.600 Yeah.

00:59:10.960 They're also very against racism,

00:59:12.820 which we kind of specialize in.

00:59:14.640 But I don't believe that because like Aiden Ross would literally do like a,

00:59:17.620 a fucking racist joke,

00:59:18.800 like stream,

00:59:20.140 like where he has his followers on.

00:59:21.380 I swear to God,

00:59:21.880 whenever you start talking about shit like this,

00:59:23.560 it's like for people in their twenties,

00:59:25.120 it makes me mad.

00:59:25.840 Like viscerally,

00:59:26.560 like inside of my body.

00:59:27.680 I just know it because I see it on reels.

00:59:29.740 I don't watch Aiden Ross.

00:59:30.760 I'm going to put that out there.

00:59:31.600 I know,

00:59:31.780 but you said it.

00:59:32.500 Like you said those words and like,

00:59:33.900 now I'm pissed.

00:59:34.700 I don't understand who these people are.

00:59:36.580 There was like more black people.

00:59:37.820 They're like,

00:59:38.160 this guy's an influencer and he's got like,

00:59:40.020 you could tell like millions of followers,

00:59:41.780 mad money.

00:59:42.240 Yeah.

00:59:42.400 There's an entourage following around.

00:59:43.840 Never seen this motherfucker before.

00:59:45.220 I don't understand.

00:59:45.900 I don't understand how like they become popular.

00:59:48.600 Cause like,

00:59:49.000 they don't seem like they do anything.

00:59:51.460 Oh,

00:59:51.680 okay.

00:59:52.700 That's it.

00:59:53.120 Just juice.

00:59:53.460 You have guys like,

00:59:54.740 like there was that.

00:59:56.040 Did you watch the NBA all-star weekend?

00:59:59.080 Clint?

00:59:59.380 Hell no.

00:59:59.820 Also juice.

01:00:00.800 Yeah.

01:00:01.040 Well,

01:00:01.260 so there was that whenever Jalen Brown dunked over the game,

01:00:03.900 guy,

01:00:04.220 that Kai Sanat guy.

01:00:05.620 That's another one of those streamers.

01:00:07.020 Like you probably even,

01:00:08.740 that,

01:00:09.320 well,

01:00:10.860 they,

01:00:11.280 well,

01:00:11.420 they just recently put on a thing.

01:00:12.720 We don't know any of these motherfuckers.

01:00:14.460 This is literally none.

01:00:15.840 I know Sneeko now because I just found out about like some shit he's been doing.

01:00:19.620 I don't know.

01:00:20.200 But it worries me that there's thousands of them.

01:00:22.860 Dude.

01:00:22.960 There's always something weird going on.

01:00:24.880 And then like,

01:00:25.560 they don't even have Twitter accounts.

01:00:26.740 They have accounts that tell you about what they did.

01:00:29.720 It's like this person news and it's got fucking a million followers.

01:00:32.960 I'm like,

01:00:33.200 what is going on here?

01:00:34.460 There's like a side economy.

01:00:36.060 Twitch streaming is way bigger than anything like in YouTube streaming.

01:00:40.500 We're now an hour deep.

01:00:41.480 We haven't done a single funny thing.

01:00:42.740 Hearing Cole talk about this.

01:00:44.560 It reminds me of like my kids.

01:00:46.080 What are we supposed to do?

01:00:47.020 That's funny.

01:00:47.940 I'm sorry.

01:00:48.640 I'm so much content.

01:00:49.800 We have like,

01:00:50.240 we're just fucking talking about Twitch streamers for fuck's sake.

01:00:53.760 Pull up some content Tyler.

01:00:55.780 Now we're funny.

01:00:57.060 Now Clint knows how I feel.

01:00:59.760 Okay.

01:01:00.100 Mayor Adams.

01:01:00.840 Let's see what we're going to do.

01:01:01.500 We just got yelled at by Clint.

01:01:02.620 And for 22 years,

01:01:03.800 I wore a bulletproof vest.

01:01:05.660 Please come and join me inside my house.

01:01:08.940 What I would like to show here is to empower parents on how to search,

01:01:12.740 a room inside their home.

01:01:14.480 You write the constitution.

01:01:16.180 There are no first amendment rights inside your household.

01:01:19.100 So by periodically sending a message to your home,

01:01:21.520 that there are no rooms off limits.

01:01:23.200 You don't believe in locked doors.

01:01:24.640 Your house is open to inspection,

01:01:26.260 but you always have to inspect what you expect.

01:01:28.920 You can look at a jewelry box.

01:01:29.980 A jewelry box of this nature.

01:01:31.260 Maybe a simple jewelry box.

01:01:32.660 But if you look through it closely,

01:01:33.760 you don't know what your child may be hiding.

01:01:35.460 For instance,

01:01:36.240 a gun could be hitting.

01:01:37.020 A small caliber weapon could be hitting inside a jewelry box.

01:01:40.080 When your child brings in his popular knapsack,

01:01:42.000 with many different locations.

01:01:43.360 Look through it to see what exactly is your child carrying in addition to a book.

01:01:48.180 Something simple as a crack pipe,

01:01:49.580 a used crack pipe.

01:01:52.460 But this is a discussion piece.

01:01:54.900 When you should start speaking with him,

01:01:56.320 to find out what is he doing with it.

01:01:58.060 Behind a picture frame,

01:01:58.860 you can find bullets.

01:02:00.140 What does that mean?

01:02:00.840 You can find bullets.

01:02:01.480 Does it mean your child is carrying a gun?

01:02:03.160 No.

01:02:03.880 Where there's smoke,

01:02:04.920 there's possible fire.

01:02:05.940 Where there's a bullet,

01:02:07.140 there's possibly a gun.

01:02:08.380 A baby doll.

01:02:09.520 It could be just a baby doll,

01:02:10.700 but also it could be a place

01:02:11.740 where you can secrete or hide drugs.

01:02:13.800 Run your hand over it.

01:02:14.200 You can secrete drugs.

01:02:16.120 You can secrete drugs.

01:02:16.900 What the fuck secrete drugs?

01:02:18.220 Just look and see what's inside your bookcase.

01:02:20.040 Does he think that's an act of making something secret?

01:02:22.560 There are no first amendment rights in your home.

01:02:25.180 You have a duty and obligation

01:02:26.580 to protect the members of your house.

01:02:27.920 That's the mayor of New York City, ladies and gentlemen.

01:02:29.840 Nah,

01:02:30.200 he's right though.

01:02:31.200 He's right though.

01:02:31.660 Because look,

01:02:31.940 I actually,

01:02:32.420 I went into rated,

01:02:33.340 I rated my son's room.

01:02:35.140 He's three.

01:02:36.040 He's three.

01:02:37.020 And this motherfucker,

01:02:37.860 look at this shit.

01:02:38.960 Incredible.

01:02:42.300 I had to have a talk with him.

01:02:43.500 I'm like,

01:02:44.200 you gotta be fucking kidding me,

01:02:45.640 dude.

01:02:45.880 You're not old enough for this shit.

01:02:47.120 You know?

01:02:50.500 You go in there,

01:02:51.560 you think,

01:02:51.900 you think you got,

01:02:52.740 you're looking at a Teddy Ruxpin?

01:02:54.220 Nah,

01:02:54.740 you're looking at the,

01:02:55.640 you're looking at a motherfucking,

01:02:57.380 a whole,

01:02:58.260 a whole AK-47 motherfucker.

01:03:00.680 It's like,

01:03:01.200 it's crazy that he actually,

01:03:02.480 like,

01:03:02.960 it's funny because he knows,

01:03:04.100 he's like,

01:03:04.520 this is just my,

01:03:05.460 this is just what I found in my house.

01:03:07.140 Like,

01:03:07.440 so I know this shit.

01:03:08.260 I know all the best spots.

01:03:09.700 I had,

01:03:09.960 I had crack cocaine when I was growing up

01:03:11.620 because I got it from the white guy

01:03:13.120 in the FBI jacket.

01:03:14.200 He gave it right to me.

01:03:15.400 I secrete drugs out of my pores

01:03:17.540 right on.

01:03:17.980 I think he was actually saying secret

01:03:19.620 and he just can't pronounce it right.

01:03:21.880 What's funny is,

01:03:22.700 is that that commercial is like how,

01:03:24.460 you know how Australia has commercials

01:03:26.120 for abos,

01:03:27.160 you know,

01:03:27.360 that kind of shit.

01:03:27.980 That's for black people in New York.

01:03:29.820 He's not talking to white people in New York.

01:03:31.940 No.

01:03:32.080 Yeah.

01:03:32.420 Literally.

01:03:33.040 Did you see all the guns?

01:03:34.120 There were,

01:03:34.440 none of them were actually like nice,

01:03:36.020 like,

01:03:36.400 like what you would call it,

01:03:37.480 like white guns.

01:03:38.120 There was not a Glock 19.

01:03:39.360 It was like old,

01:03:40.340 like there was no,

01:03:41.740 like it was a crack pipe,

01:03:44.040 which is,

01:03:44.820 you know,

01:03:45.300 I mean,

01:03:45.600 come on.

01:03:46.380 That's,

01:03:46.540 you think,

01:03:47.220 you think,

01:03:47.480 you think you're looking at an Etch-A-Sketch.

01:03:49.180 That's actually a mirror with lines on it

01:03:51.020 with a razor blade.

01:03:52.380 Don't use a gun.

01:03:53.860 You don't want to snipe.

01:03:55.400 Don't smoke crack from this here pipe.

01:03:58.040 What the fuck was that?

01:04:03.600 That was don't sniff petrol from a can,

01:04:05.900 but it was the,

01:04:06.460 don't smoke crack from a pipe or whatever.

01:04:08.900 Oh,

01:04:09.300 he did an on the spot rendition of it.

01:04:11.680 Wait,

01:04:11.840 did he actually do that?

01:04:12.900 Was that?

01:04:13.620 Do it again.

01:04:15.060 No,

01:04:15.820 no,

01:04:17.080 don't do it again.

01:04:18.540 You see what happens?

01:04:19.340 Shut up.

01:04:21.240 Shut up,

01:04:21.780 Joe.

01:04:23.140 This guy's biased.

01:04:25.020 I think so.

01:04:26.940 He's biased.

01:04:27.480 This guy's biased.

01:04:28.800 All right.

01:04:29.080 Good one,

01:04:29.640 Toad.

01:04:29.840 You got that one.

01:04:31.120 I do love that.

01:04:32.160 Like,

01:04:32.560 it's like we always pause for him to do the things like he does.

01:04:36.180 Then we're,

01:04:36.400 we're always just like,

01:04:37.740 what is he going to do?

01:04:38.640 Like,

01:04:38.860 what is he going to do?

01:04:40.940 I mean,

01:04:41.140 in fairness,

01:04:41.620 usually we talk over him,

01:04:42.820 but when we don't,

01:04:43.620 then it gets really bad.

01:04:44.780 So yeah,

01:04:45.080 I make a point to talk over him.

01:04:47.180 All those poor libertarian podcasts that he can do.

01:04:49.340 Keeps going on.

01:04:49.980 It must be like that.

01:04:50.940 The entire show.

01:04:52.380 Do you watch the shows?

01:04:53.800 No,

01:04:54.140 no.

01:04:56.600 Do we watch this show?

01:05:00.600 I mean,

01:05:01.420 I don't know.

01:05:02.520 I,

01:05:02.740 I guess maybe I'm,

01:05:03.780 I,

01:05:04.040 do you guys even watch my show?

01:05:05.480 I mean,

01:05:05.780 the only show I really,

01:05:07.120 every now and then,

01:05:07.820 depending on the topic,

01:05:08.860 I'll catch tops.

01:05:09.800 I usually listen to Clint's,

01:05:11.280 but like I was listening to his show a long while back.

01:05:13.500 So like,

01:05:14.220 I'm sorry.

01:05:15.080 I don't listen to all my friend's shit.

01:05:16.380 I don't have enough time.

01:05:17.500 Whenever Clint has a good topic,

01:05:18.960 I'll like tune in for like five minutes and then be like,

01:05:21.600 I think Dave.

01:05:22.140 I got it.

01:05:22.560 I'm good.

01:05:24.280 I watch occasional episodes.

01:05:26.480 I wait till the intro music ends and then I shut the fuck off.

01:05:29.880 No,

01:05:30.200 I don't even wait till I hear the intro music.

01:05:31.940 And I'm like,

01:05:32.380 this is terrible.

01:05:33.360 Here's what I do now.

01:05:35.880 It's fucked up.

01:05:36.720 If I've been on your show,

01:05:37.980 I don't listen to it anymore.

01:05:39.680 That's how,

01:05:40.140 I guess that's much like how low I think of you after you've had me on.

01:05:44.180 I'm like,

01:05:44.320 I don't just don't watch this shit.

01:05:45.280 I did want to get my headphones off.

01:05:46.580 That was so startling.

01:05:47.400 I feel like we did this before,

01:05:48.420 but I don't think anybody actually used a sock,

01:05:50.320 right?

01:05:50.820 That's just not a real fucking thing.

01:05:52.500 Hey,

01:05:52.540 hey,

01:05:52.720 fitness check four from Twitch.

01:05:54.340 Would you have sex with toad for us?

01:05:56.960 That's a guy.

01:05:57.940 That's actually,

01:05:58.720 do you not see that?

01:05:59.280 That's toad in the background.

01:06:00.540 Look at the background of that profile picture.

01:06:03.700 There's toad right fucking there.

01:06:05.200 Do you see him?

01:06:05.560 Is that you toad?

01:06:06.560 It's toad with hair.

01:06:07.340 Toad,

01:06:07.540 do you know her?

01:06:08.740 Maybe.

01:06:09.540 Where was that picture taken?

01:06:10.660 You guys work in the same office?

01:06:13.260 She died.

01:06:15.060 Is she one of the people that died of stomach cancer or brain tumor?

01:06:18.080 Which one is toad?

01:06:19.380 Are you being haunted by a former coworker on Twitch?

01:06:22.780 Which one is toad?

01:06:24.020 Toad is the dude with the Nilla hat.

01:06:25.860 Wait,

01:06:26.060 how did you find this show?

01:06:27.960 She must have found us from Elijah,

01:06:29.980 right?

01:06:30.120 You know what's funny?

01:06:31.740 I think we're getting more Twitch viewers,

01:06:34.060 and so it does bump you up on Twitch every so slightly.

01:06:37.660 And so I think we're actually getting some actual,

01:06:40.820 what is it?

01:06:41.640 Are we becoming Twitch streamers?

01:06:43.140 Yeah,

01:06:43.380 I think it's actually grassroots growth on Twitch right now.

01:06:48.780 Nice.

01:06:49.280 They should fucking sponsor our show.

01:06:51.300 We're growing it from the bottom up.

01:06:53.160 You know what just dawned on me?

01:06:54.620 You know how amazing Talking Towers is going to be today?

01:06:57.540 It's going to be next level.

01:06:58.500 It's because he's hammered.

01:07:00.280 I like how you went from...

01:07:01.560 I want to see whatever this is.

01:07:03.980 Jose went from like not wanting Talking Towers

01:07:06.000 to like now you're looking forward to it.

01:07:08.280 I kind of like that.

01:07:08.740 All right,

01:07:08.880 just play to the like 50 second mark.

01:07:11.840 What is this?

01:07:12.260 The lights of Friday night football shine bright over West Texas.

01:07:15.840 But for one football player,

01:07:16.960 he can't see those lights.

01:07:18.240 He can't see the crowd,

01:07:19.280 the ball,

01:07:19.780 the grass.

01:07:20.360 But what he can see is that he's helping others see

01:07:22.920 and believe that nothing is impossible,

01:07:25.160 not even playing football blind.

01:07:26.900 The Greenwood Panthers preparing for a big game.

01:07:33.040 In fact,

01:07:33.480 it's the biggest.

01:07:34.300 It's the championship.

01:07:37.100 They've come this far

01:07:38.200 because each player has a unique talent,

01:07:40.240 a crafted skill,

01:07:41.340 including number 57,

01:07:42.640 Dylan Collier.

01:07:43.520 We already know we're going to win.

01:07:44.800 It's that kind of confidence

01:07:45.960 that continues to amaze people

01:07:47.460 who watch Dylan play.

01:07:48.380 Wait for it.

01:07:49.320 Wait for it.

01:07:50.040 Wait for it.

01:07:50.980 Wait for it.

01:07:52.740 Wait for it.

01:07:53.620 Wait for it.

01:07:53.920 This is the part.

01:07:54.680 This is the part.

01:07:55.300 Don't fast forward.

01:07:56.200 Don't fast forward.

01:07:56.700 But this courageous youngster

01:07:57.940 has proven those people wrong.

01:07:59.020 Fuck the mouse.

01:07:59.800 Get it off.

01:08:00.440 He can see that anything's possible.

01:08:02.580 Game time nears.

01:08:03.640 Dylan and his team are ready.

01:08:05.000 Watch this shit.

01:08:06.360 Okay,

01:08:06.700 we'll go to the Super Bowl.

01:08:07.520 This is the time to do it.

01:08:08.400 Sir!

01:08:08.820 On the field,

01:08:10.060 he runs,

01:08:10.740 looking for a block.

01:08:11.740 My job is to block

01:08:12.700 for the quarterback.

01:08:13.700 I have to make sure that

01:08:14.840 they can't get to our quarterback team.

01:08:17.340 That's it.

01:08:17.760 That's it.

01:08:18.380 Hold on.

01:08:18.900 Have you ever seen the edit of that?

01:08:20.640 Yes.

01:08:21.360 This is...

01:08:22.240 What the fuck is going on?

01:08:24.420 I can't believe

01:08:25.940 he hasn't seen this.

01:08:27.320 I thought he was going to run

01:08:28.020 the wrong way

01:08:28.720 to the wrong ends

01:08:29.520 and everybody's going to be like,

01:08:30.440 no, no, no, no.

01:08:30.760 Turn that shit off.

01:08:32.360 Hold on.

01:08:33.120 I mean, he's gay.

01:08:34.240 What is that?

01:08:35.500 What the fuck is that?

01:08:36.640 He's blind.

01:08:37.560 No.

01:08:38.160 Tyler's taking too much liberties.

01:08:39.700 Tyler.

01:08:40.300 Tyler.

01:08:41.520 Hold on.

01:08:42.180 That's weird.

01:08:42.680 We're sending him conflicting messages.

01:08:44.260 Bring up content.

01:08:45.000 Stop bringing up content.

01:08:46.020 Bring up content.

01:08:46.420 Stop bringing up content.

01:08:47.480 Hold on.

01:08:48.060 I got this.

01:08:49.100 This is what...

01:08:50.160 I'll have to do this for us.

01:08:50.780 While he's hammered as well.

01:08:53.220 This is great.

01:08:53.880 What are we...

01:08:54.720 I have no idea what's going on.

01:08:55.900 that a blind person

01:08:57.900 can't play football?

01:08:59.820 What the fuck is going on?

01:09:08.400 I was waiting for that.

01:09:09.600 I listened to the beginning

01:09:10.400 of your episode.

01:09:11.000 I was waiting for that

01:09:12.360 because that would have been

01:09:13.440 the best way

01:09:14.020 to start the episode

01:09:15.260 which is the short little clip.

01:09:16.500 I'm assuming you didn't know

01:09:17.620 it existed.

01:09:18.120 One thing you could say

01:09:18.740 about that kid

01:09:19.260 is he's got the blind side covered.

01:09:22.600 Okay.

01:09:23.120 Okay.

01:09:23.920 Thank you.

01:09:24.520 Hold on.

01:09:25.260 Hold on.

01:09:25.700 I want to say this.

01:09:26.720 This was said.

01:09:27.960 A commenter already said this

01:09:29.380 about two minutes ago.

01:09:30.760 No.

01:09:31.080 This is a guy

01:09:31.840 that got raped

01:09:32.340 by his girlfriend's mom

01:09:33.440 and he still beat you

01:09:34.320 to the punch.

01:09:35.020 I'm not looking

01:09:35.580 at the fucking chat.

01:09:36.800 Yeah.

01:09:37.360 I bet.

01:09:37.860 You fucking liar.

01:09:39.240 This dude is a joke thief

01:09:40.740 of our own chat.

01:09:41.620 Unbelievable.

01:09:42.520 Where is it?

01:09:43.280 Where is it?

01:09:43.660 Think what you can get.

01:09:44.340 I'm a joke nigger.

01:09:46.960 Oh.

01:09:47.800 Okay.

01:09:48.260 That was all right.

01:09:48.680 Thank you, fitness chick.

01:09:49.660 Thank you.

01:09:50.500 And for the record,

01:09:51.400 I want to say

01:09:51.900 I'm disappointed in all of us

01:09:53.260 for not riffing better.

01:09:54.360 The Eric Adams clip

01:09:55.380 was a fucking gem

01:09:56.320 and we were just like,

01:09:57.160 we'll move on.

01:09:58.180 Well, because

01:09:58.560 we're so used to them

01:10:01.100 just doing

01:10:01.840 that's just what they do.

01:10:03.940 I'm jaded.

01:10:05.280 Yeah, I'm jaded.

01:10:06.040 I need them

01:10:07.260 to be even crazy.

01:10:08.120 It's the year of the tunnel, dog.

01:10:08.460 Like, who cares?

01:10:09.780 I don't know.

01:10:10.960 The year of the tunnel.

01:10:14.620 Where were you

01:10:16.620 when the tunnels were found?

01:10:18.320 You know how

01:10:18.900 the Chinese calendar,

01:10:20.440 they got like

01:10:20.760 year of the dragon and shit.

01:10:21.540 We should come up

01:10:21.980 with our own racist version.

01:10:23.540 The year of the tunnel

01:10:24.480 might be the fuck.

01:10:25.340 I stole that

01:10:26.160 from another streamer,

01:10:26.780 by the way.

01:10:27.120 I heard that somewhere else.

01:10:28.100 No, but I'm saying

01:10:28.680 we should come out with one.

01:10:30.160 Like every 12 years

01:10:30.820 in cycles.

01:10:31.240 It's like the Chinese new year.

01:10:31.980 Yeah, we got to figure that out.

01:10:32.980 That's the name

01:10:34.320 of the episode, obviously.

01:10:35.200 It's our new year

01:10:35.980 near the tunnel.

01:10:37.320 Yeah, it was.

01:10:38.040 Two monkeys

01:10:38.520 from the Dallas Zoo

01:10:39.500 disappeared.

01:10:40.300 Oh, this is great.

01:10:40.860 But there is good news.

01:10:42.260 The Emperor Tamron monkeys

01:10:43.900 were,

01:10:45.260 that obviously

01:10:46.620 is not a picture

01:10:47.380 that we expected

01:10:49.160 up there.

01:10:49.920 We have a zoo store

01:10:51.940 we're telling here.

01:10:52.740 and apparently

01:10:54.980 these monkeys

01:10:55.560 vanished from the zoo

01:10:56.760 and now

01:10:57.840 the suspected thief

01:10:59.000 has also been found.

01:11:00.460 Police say 24 year old.

01:11:04.040 Okay.

01:11:06.200 We're going to

01:11:06.900 step out of this story

01:11:08.100 right now.

01:11:08.740 24 year old.

01:11:10.080 This guy is trying

01:11:13.840 with all his might

01:11:15.200 to hang on to his career.

01:11:16.560 He's just like,

01:11:17.580 he's like,

01:11:17.940 obviously that's

01:11:18.780 not,

01:11:19.280 that's not the way

01:11:20.120 to say that to play.

01:11:22.280 You know what happened?

01:11:22.780 You may as well

01:11:23.060 just say the N word.

01:11:23.960 We're going to step out

01:11:24.740 of this story

01:11:25.280 right now.

01:11:26.340 I'm going to be here

01:11:27.400 away from retirement.

01:11:28.500 And this is like,

01:11:29.020 they finally found

01:11:30.200 the monkey thief

01:11:31.160 and here he is.

01:11:32.720 See,

01:11:33.000 that's the problem.

01:11:34.100 Isn't that the problem

01:11:34.660 with fucking,

01:11:36.220 look at how society

01:11:37.200 is so cucked, man.

01:11:38.100 Now Clint's the joke.

01:11:40.620 I talked over

01:11:42.460 you didn't even hear

01:11:43.080 what happened.

01:11:43.800 Here's the black guy.

01:11:44.900 He stole my back.

01:11:46.920 I thought that he was

01:11:48.800 picking up his children

01:11:50.260 from the school.

01:11:53.580 Very good.

01:11:55.320 Very racist.

01:11:56.820 Very racist.

01:11:57.900 Oh boy.

01:11:58.700 Just got to let it breathe.

01:11:59.800 What's up?

01:12:00.200 Mama Heavis.

01:12:00.940 Mama Heavis in the chat.

01:12:01.800 Oh no.

01:12:03.780 Today's her birthday.

01:12:05.040 Happy birthday Mama Heavis.

01:12:08.100 Got another year

01:12:09.980 on them hangers.

01:12:11.420 Oh my God.

01:12:12.740 She's like a Latina

01:12:13.920 Sydney Sweeney.

01:12:15.120 Milk joke just arrived.

01:12:15.520 It's like freeze

01:12:16.360 and other stretch mark.

01:12:17.760 El troque de leche

01:12:18.880 just arrived.

01:12:20.020 Arriba, arriba.

01:12:22.400 She sees me and she goes,

01:12:23.880 how come you just

01:12:24.480 let them say that?

01:12:25.160 And I'm like,

01:12:25.440 what do you want me to do?

01:12:26.500 I'm going to stop them.

01:12:28.020 We've been calling

01:12:28.620 Cole's wife a whore

01:12:29.600 for the first half

01:12:30.440 of this episode.

01:12:31.360 It's called the leche.

01:12:32.700 El troque de leche.

01:12:35.720 Arriba.

01:12:36.640 You know?

01:12:37.340 She said,

01:12:38.100 thank you, monkeys.

01:12:42.520 Oh my God.

01:12:44.120 This show is insane.

01:12:45.380 You want to know

01:12:45.700 the worst part of that,

01:12:46.840 Toad?

01:12:47.520 Wasn't even breastfed.

01:12:49.620 Nope.

01:12:50.020 Not one drop.

01:12:51.060 Neither was I.

01:12:51.600 So she just saved it up

01:12:52.700 essentially.

01:12:53.400 This is why you're so angry, dude.

01:12:55.020 Why do you think

01:12:55.600 I am the way that I am?

01:12:57.880 Because you were

01:12:58.460 breastfed heavily?

01:12:59.620 No, I wasn't at all.

01:13:00.860 I was deprived

01:13:01.800 of it completely.

01:13:03.600 Which is why

01:13:04.520 I need it

01:13:05.180 so badly now.

01:13:08.200 Okay.

01:13:08.820 Don't get me wrong.

01:13:09.480 I just mean...

01:13:09.940 That's why I need it

01:13:10.600 so badly now.

01:13:13.240 It's by me.

01:13:14.940 The...

01:13:15.440 Breast milk is obviously

01:13:18.300 superior to formula,

01:13:19.420 but there are plenty

01:13:20.020 of formula people

01:13:20.680 out there in the world

01:13:21.380 and they don't end up

01:13:22.280 like you.

01:13:22.900 Keep going.

01:13:23.220 So it's not that

01:13:24.660 much of a factor.

01:13:25.760 There are other factors.

01:13:28.220 Toad, that's the funniest shit.

01:13:30.380 The way she said this,

01:13:31.440 I know she's talking

01:13:32.000 about food,

01:13:32.580 but the way it reads...

01:13:34.280 You're making it worse.

01:13:36.280 Just go away.

01:13:37.360 Don't...

01:13:37.720 Don't say nothing.

01:13:39.460 That's okay.

01:13:40.140 I won't beat none of y'all

01:13:41.320 next time you come over.

01:13:42.660 Wait, is that directed

01:13:43.800 at me or Toad?

01:13:44.480 Oh, no.

01:13:46.060 You're all over

01:13:46.860 at Mama Loftus' house

01:13:48.100 and...

01:13:49.100 Just fucking...

01:13:52.680 Toad, Toad,

01:13:53.800 go away.

01:13:55.840 What?

01:13:57.780 Fuck.

01:13:58.960 That's so bad.

01:13:59.960 Honor's birthday too, guys.

01:14:01.380 Could you tell us

01:14:01.940 a little bit more

01:14:02.480 about how you

01:14:03.100 were abandoned as a child

01:14:04.860 and this is why

01:14:05.520 you're so fucked up?

01:14:06.220 Some of that horchata there.

01:14:08.260 Wow, why am I so fucked up?

01:14:09.820 What?

01:14:09.980 Yeah, like why do you

01:14:10.700 need breast milk so bad, dude?

01:14:11.720 You're like,

01:14:12.080 you're old and shit, you know?

01:14:13.960 Yeah, dude, why are you?

01:14:16.480 Why do I exist?

01:14:18.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:19.020 I mean, I was...

01:14:21.640 I've been...

01:14:22.220 I've been...

01:14:23.220 I've been deprived...

01:14:25.540 I've been deprived

01:14:27.100 the nipple for so long.

01:14:29.300 In a matter of minutes,

01:14:31.600 Fitness Chick knew

01:14:32.480 that you weren't using

01:14:33.120 those weights, bro.

01:14:34.440 No, I am.

01:14:35.480 No, you're not.

01:14:37.380 I'm wearing a hoodie all the time.

01:14:38.460 This could be the perfect set.

01:14:40.040 She could be your trainer, dude.

01:14:41.960 She could be your trainer.

01:14:43.060 I'll let her...

01:14:43.400 Shout out to Full Grown Crunchy Man.

01:14:46.080 Just gave Louis J.

01:14:47.040 my free prime sub

01:14:48.100 and then said

01:14:48.740 I'm headed back to Tower Gang.

01:14:50.240 Hell yeah.

01:14:50.820 He knows what's up.

01:14:52.180 Yeah, I like that.

01:14:52.920 I tried...

01:14:53.380 By the way,

01:14:54.180 Legion of Skanks

01:14:54.780 put out a tweet today

01:14:55.680 that said

01:14:56.320 they could be in their

01:14:57.460 live Zoom chat.

01:14:59.420 I emailed them

01:15:00.080 and they never emailed back,

01:15:01.120 so fuck them.

01:15:02.160 Same.

01:15:02.760 But I got the email out

01:15:04.520 in 15 minutes.

01:15:05.220 They said in the next 10.

01:15:06.280 Yeah, I was like 17 minutes late.

01:15:10.100 You know them

01:15:12.240 very on Titan schedule-wise.

01:15:16.600 They don't...

01:15:17.520 When they say 10 minutes,

01:15:18.400 they mean 10 minutes.

01:15:19.060 Dave's on time

01:15:19.540 everywhere he goes,

01:15:20.380 as we all know.

01:15:22.140 I'm interested in this...

01:15:23.280 This Fitness Chick person

01:15:24.400 is very...

01:15:24.840 It's interesting

01:15:25.320 because this is their

01:15:26.580 first time here

01:15:27.180 and they are noticing

01:15:28.020 a lot of old things.

01:15:29.080 That's like episode 100.

01:15:31.300 I swear to God,

01:15:31.900 I really want her

01:15:33.000 to be your fitness trainer.

01:15:34.700 I know...

01:15:35.100 I don't trust...

01:15:35.960 Usually trust women

01:15:36.760 fitness trainers,

01:15:37.420 but for you,

01:15:38.000 I think at the entry level,

01:15:39.500 it should be fine.

01:15:40.440 She could get you

01:15:40.900 to do some things

01:15:41.580 that you...

01:15:42.800 I think there would be

01:15:44.500 incentive

01:15:45.000 if she was just like,

01:15:46.460 I need you to do

01:15:47.020 10 push-ups

01:15:47.640 and then you get

01:15:48.300 10 milkies.

01:15:49.800 Like you get to 10...

01:15:50.800 Okay.

01:15:51.560 Josie's getting jealous.

01:15:52.740 She's calling

01:15:53.080 the new hot chick a fed too.

01:15:54.480 I will tolerate

01:15:55.840 the stanky pussy

01:15:56.920 to get some

01:15:58.040 some of the milkies.

01:16:00.580 Hey, real shit.

01:16:01.500 Real shit.

01:16:01.880 You should get

01:16:02.220 a personal trainer

01:16:02.920 that'll breastfeed you.

01:16:04.600 Yeah, I think

01:16:05.080 that's a great idea.

01:16:06.180 You do 10 sit-ups,

01:16:07.000 you get a fucking little...

01:16:07.980 Dude, she's your

01:16:08.800 she's your trainer

01:16:09.660 and she's your protein.

01:16:10.920 No, bring that.

01:16:11.580 No, bring that.

01:16:11.940 Bring that up.

01:16:12.560 That's great.

01:16:13.360 Clint just did a toad.

01:16:14.640 Clint just did a toad.

01:16:15.500 I'm sorry.

01:16:16.460 I'm pretty sure Cole

01:16:17.160 literally just said

01:16:17.840 that exact joke.

01:16:18.840 I did do that.

01:16:20.120 I did just say

01:16:20.760 that he could be

01:16:21.720 I almost let it slide

01:16:22.680 because it's Clint

01:16:23.460 and I like Clint.

01:16:24.960 But I started off

01:16:25.740 I started off by saying

01:16:26.740 no, for real toad,

01:16:27.860 you should.

01:16:28.660 Like I was taking it

01:16:29.300 from joke to like...

01:16:30.200 You're like,

01:16:30.780 oh, Cole was joking?

01:16:32.300 He was like,

01:16:32.700 no, do it.

01:16:33.580 Yeah, no, I'm being

01:16:34.320 totally for real.

01:16:35.180 Like I think

01:16:35.480 I think that's the only

01:16:36.360 thing that could motivate

01:16:37.120 him would be like,

01:16:37.780 yo, I get breastfed

01:16:39.420 after I do a half a mile.

01:16:41.000 Like let's go.

01:16:41.460 Bring the article back up

01:16:42.480 because I want to

01:16:43.400 I want to go off of this.

01:16:44.560 Go back up to the title.

01:16:45.420 I'm actually concerned

01:16:45.920 to the title.

01:16:46.660 I don't care about

01:16:47.160 the rest of it.

01:16:48.100 So trans women's milk

01:16:49.800 just as good as breast milk.

01:16:51.200 This means that also

01:16:52.140 you don't need

01:16:52.860 just a woman to be your trainer.

01:16:53.980 You can get Lainey

01:16:54.840 to be your trainer.

01:16:55.780 Dude, I feel like

01:16:56.360 Lainey's breast milk

01:16:57.020 would be aight.

01:16:58.000 And also,

01:16:58.680 if you know Lainey,

01:16:59.960 if you've seen this stuff,

01:17:00.880 fucking Lainey was a lifter, dude.

01:17:03.420 Lainey was fucking jacked.

01:17:04.780 I was just trying

01:17:05.320 to send the video

01:17:06.180 of Toad lifting the weights

01:17:08.260 without his shirt on

01:17:09.160 because I saw that again

01:17:10.100 this morning.

01:17:10.720 I was looking through my phone

01:17:11.600 and I just watched it

01:17:12.640 four or five times.

01:17:14.160 No, when he's lifting the weights.

01:17:15.780 Yeah, I know.

01:17:16.220 Did you also see his penis?

01:17:17.980 No, I didn't.

01:17:18.900 I didn't.

01:17:19.240 Actually, I should look for that.

01:17:20.420 That's a good memory, too.

01:17:22.300 I look like Elon in that thing.

01:17:23.640 Please be nice.

01:17:24.640 It's our only Twitch fan.

01:17:25.820 What's wrong with you?

01:17:27.220 Don't scare off the hose.

01:17:30.480 Yeah, I mean...

01:17:31.320 Oh, my God.

01:17:32.960 No one would ever

01:17:33.740 put the effort

01:17:34.280 to catfish you.

01:17:35.480 I hope they become

01:17:37.140 lovers.

01:17:38.100 She's a savage.

01:17:39.380 I just think

01:17:39.720 they'd be a great pairing.

01:17:41.380 Have her on.

01:17:42.840 No.

01:17:43.400 No woman.

01:17:44.400 Fucking mind?

01:17:45.880 No woman.

01:17:46.480 No white woman.

01:17:47.140 A woman?

01:17:47.860 Oh.

01:17:49.380 God.

01:17:49.960 I'm mad at you for that.

01:17:51.100 Don't ever say that again.

01:17:52.440 All right.

01:17:53.640 Thanks, man.

01:17:55.240 Hey, but...

01:17:55.660 I mean, like,

01:17:56.020 I couldn't stand

01:17:56.600 if it was some magical

01:17:57.560 unicorn of a woman

01:17:58.700 that's, like, funny,

01:17:59.820 but with...

01:18:00.460 Just based off chat...

01:18:01.900 What's that one bitch

01:18:02.640 that's got the black brother?

01:18:03.620 She's funny.

01:18:04.620 Oh, yeah.

01:18:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:05.480 She's over here.

01:18:06.100 She just came into the show.

01:18:08.780 Yeah, she's fucking hilarious.

01:18:10.340 Totally can't be helped.

01:18:11.180 See, Maddie knows.

01:18:12.180 Maddie's brilliant.

01:18:13.540 But she's kind of, like...

01:18:14.640 She's, like,

01:18:15.460 kind of really mid,

01:18:16.640 so I consider her, like,

01:18:17.580 a dude.

01:18:18.840 I think she's cute.

01:18:19.960 You're cute.

01:18:20.900 All right.

01:18:21.620 No, no.

01:18:22.720 No.

01:18:23.300 She's, like...

01:18:24.360 I mean, she's above average

01:18:25.360 for, like, Alabama.

01:18:27.020 Honestly, I...

01:18:28.000 Maybe it's the racism,

01:18:29.080 but I found her kind of hot.

01:18:30.280 I think that...

01:18:31.040 But I will say, like,

01:18:32.300 immediately I was like,

01:18:33.120 okay, she's cute,

01:18:33.920 and then as she talked,

01:18:34.760 I'm like,

01:18:34.940 she's fucking hot.

01:18:36.400 Maddie,

01:18:36.920 he also finds

01:18:38.000 Tanya Yoki hot, so...

01:18:39.880 Yeah.

01:18:40.260 He also, like...

01:18:41.160 He also...

01:18:41.560 I've sent multiple times

01:18:43.020 where I'll be like...

01:18:43.880 I'll find some fat bitch

01:18:45.380 on, like,

01:18:46.560 on Instagram or something,

01:18:47.280 like a video

01:18:47.700 of some fat bitch

01:18:48.300 doing something.

01:18:48.780 Some fat bitch.

01:18:49.560 Just some fat bitch.

01:18:50.800 And I'll send it,

01:18:51.600 and I'll be like,

01:18:52.600 Jose, is this your type?

01:18:53.780 And every time he's like,

01:18:54.760 yeah, that's fine.

01:18:55.760 Like, I'll do it.

01:18:56.560 Like, it's fucking...

01:18:57.020 Yeah, that's fine, yep.

01:18:58.600 There's a difference

01:18:59.480 between being like,

01:19:00.300 that's hot,

01:19:00.900 and be like,

01:19:01.260 yeah, it's Smash.

01:19:02.060 Like, Smash...

01:19:02.620 That's zero and ones.

01:19:03.980 And then we're talking

01:19:05.200 zero to ten, you know?

01:19:06.880 We really have no viewers,

01:19:08.520 but it's just, like,

01:19:09.200 a couple of people

01:19:09.820 watching in three different spots.

01:19:11.420 It's JC watching

01:19:12.280 on all his devices.

01:19:13.560 Mad respect to Nathan, though.

01:19:15.620 Mad respect for

01:19:16.660 being our, like,

01:19:18.220 worst-looking fan.

01:19:19.600 Jesus.

01:19:20.220 He looks awesome, dude.

01:19:21.200 Be nicer.

01:19:22.020 No, I can't.

01:19:22.900 I'm sorry.

01:19:23.300 No, it doesn't.

01:19:23.680 I'm zooming in on this.

01:19:25.920 That's bad.

01:19:27.500 It's real bad.

01:19:29.040 I mean, he looks got...

01:19:29.600 Wait, put it back up.

01:19:30.360 Pull it back up, Nathan.

01:19:31.220 He's got an emo cut.

01:19:32.200 Be nicer, dude.

01:19:32.920 He's got to use

01:19:33.660 some Nido razors.

01:19:34.600 But he looks like he's 45.

01:19:36.580 Like, you're past that.

01:19:37.780 You got to cut it off.

01:19:38.660 He's an elder emo.

01:19:39.020 Like, that one side,

01:19:40.260 you see the one side

01:19:41.020 of his head

01:19:41.380 if you block it?

01:19:42.060 That's, like,

01:19:42.620 that guy works in an office.

01:19:44.280 This one here...

01:19:44.840 Oh, you're right.

01:19:46.040 I can see.

01:19:46.680 You're 100% right.

01:19:47.520 I'm doing the same.

01:19:48.360 He's true face, yeah.

01:19:49.640 It's, like,

01:19:50.340 that's my office friend, Greg.

01:19:53.180 And that's a fucking...

01:19:55.540 That's the guy.

01:19:56.240 Cousin is.

01:19:56.940 He was just on that show

01:19:58.180 with that guy,

01:19:58.940 fucking something Rosen

01:20:00.480 that he catches the pedophiles.

01:20:02.080 That's the guy on this side.

01:20:03.160 Oh, yeah.

01:20:03.380 Alex Rosen.

01:20:04.160 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:20:04.280 Yeah.

01:20:05.080 Yeah.

01:20:08.620 Tyler, I had so many good ideas

01:20:10.100 in the chat.

01:20:10.640 There's just nothing.

01:20:11.500 There's just nothing happening.

01:20:12.680 They're all spamming

01:20:13.780 this...

01:20:14.680 They're all spamming

01:20:15.920 what GameRise said.

01:20:17.780 Oh, what is this?

01:20:18.900 Oh, I've seen this.

01:20:19.680 This is great.

01:20:20.320 I don't know what we're

01:20:20.960 watching here.

01:20:22.260 This one's great.

01:20:23.120 Would you punch me in the face

01:20:24.220 for a billion dollars?

01:20:25.400 You're putting me in the face

01:20:26.180 for 40 dollars.

01:20:27.820 This is Josh Smith,

01:20:28.820 by the way.

01:20:29.120 It looks just like...

01:20:29.600 A billion?

01:20:30.200 A billion?

01:20:32.080 You'd have trouble

01:20:33.060 getting me off of you

01:20:34.160 for a billion dollars.

01:20:35.660 I would hit you

01:20:36.160 with a snow shovel

01:20:37.360 in front of your mom

01:20:38.840 for a billion dollars?

01:20:40.940 I'd punch you

01:20:41.440 for a billion dollars.

01:20:43.040 I don't even care

01:20:43.700 if I have to pay taxes on you.

01:20:44.900 That's what we do

01:20:47.520 with my core.

01:20:49.020 A billion dollars.

01:20:51.680 Would you punch me

01:20:52.600 in the face

01:20:52.980 for a billion dollars?

01:20:53.660 He's saying that

01:20:54.400 in front of his kid, too.

01:20:55.380 He's training him well.

01:20:56.840 Yeah.

01:20:57.260 I mean, that is what...

01:20:58.240 It also doesn't look...

01:20:59.460 It looks like

01:20:59.900 Schultz and Josh Smith

01:21:01.040 got together.

01:21:01.900 Schultz is getting paced.

01:21:03.080 It looks like

01:21:03.480 Schultz and Josh Smith.

01:21:04.420 I mean, seriously,

01:21:05.320 what's the minimum price tag

01:21:07.420 before you just house your wife?

01:21:09.240 Just one open palm

01:21:12.260 or closed fist?

01:21:12.880 No, closed fist.

01:21:13.740 You've got to try

01:21:14.480 and not get a spot.

01:21:15.020 Better question.

01:21:16.660 Better question.

01:21:17.220 Have you ever

01:21:17.900 really thought of it?

01:21:19.620 Oh, yes.

01:21:20.860 Of kingdom?

01:21:22.620 Like, if you're married,

01:21:23.760 how have you not?

01:21:25.200 Without money?

01:21:26.240 Like, you've never...

01:21:27.460 Like, there's been moments

01:21:28.260 in my life

01:21:28.560 where it's like,

01:21:28.880 I just want to just grab

01:21:29.940 and just squeeze

01:21:30.740 until you're gurgling.

01:21:31.900 And then maybe I can stop.

01:21:34.000 Like, how have you never been

01:21:35.200 blood-red mad at...

01:21:36.280 Like, I don't do it.

01:21:37.400 I don't do it.

01:21:38.220 It's just intrusive thoughts.

01:21:41.140 Intrusive thoughts.

01:21:45.180 So, Hosea, definite yes.

01:21:46.900 Cole?

01:21:47.220 Yes, in fact.

01:21:48.100 Like, have I thought

01:21:48.660 of hitting my wife?

01:21:49.500 Wait, wait.

01:21:49.840 Before you answer,

01:21:50.400 I'll go for me.

01:21:51.240 Yes, I have.

01:21:52.160 At some point,

01:21:52.900 I was like,

01:21:53.240 I'd say,

01:21:53.920 oh,

01:21:54.480 would I?

01:21:56.660 Would I?

01:21:57.220 And would she have deserved

01:21:57.920 it in the moment?

01:21:58.460 Probably.

01:21:59.000 But then I never do.

01:22:00.240 But the thought

01:22:00.840 has crossed my head.

01:22:01.800 Cole,

01:22:02.220 has it crossed your head?

01:22:03.780 Yeah, 100%.

01:22:04.860 Yeah.

01:22:05.260 I mean, they just...

01:22:06.360 Like...

01:22:07.040 I think she's saying

01:22:08.300 Jesus to you

01:22:09.200 actually thinking about

01:22:10.480 like choking out your wife.

01:22:12.000 I don't know.

01:22:12.260 She just said to you.

01:22:14.060 So...

01:22:14.180 No, she knows.

01:22:15.060 I mean, like,

01:22:15.760 she knows I have.

01:22:16.260 If Cole's power goes out

01:22:17.360 right now,

01:22:17.840 we know what happened.

01:22:19.340 I mean...

01:22:19.940 You've never thought...

01:22:21.100 Well, we've already asked.

01:22:22.020 We've already asked each other,

01:22:23.560 has anybody actually

01:22:24.380 hit their wife?

01:22:25.920 Have we?

01:22:26.900 I'm pretty sure

01:22:27.420 we have asked this before.

01:22:28.280 I haven't.

01:22:29.860 I mean, I haven't

01:22:30.620 in many, many years.

01:22:31.320 What a weird...

01:22:32.340 I would never admit

01:22:33.200 if I had.

01:22:34.200 What kind of question is this?

01:22:35.240 But, I mean,

01:22:35.800 the terms of the restraining order

01:22:37.380 deem it...

01:22:38.380 I'm not able to talk about

01:22:40.060 at this point, so...

01:22:40.960 The NDA, actually, is...

01:22:43.460 Clint looks like

01:22:44.200 Clint the type of nigga

01:22:45.220 to have hit his girlfriend.

01:22:47.680 Oh, yeah.

01:22:48.860 Like, back when he was younger.

01:22:50.020 It's not a bad read.

01:22:51.720 But he only did, like, backhand.

01:22:53.580 I don't think Clint ever, like,

01:22:56.620 went, like, full, like,

01:22:57.380 right cross on her.

01:22:58.180 The only backhand.

01:22:59.100 That way he does the, like,

01:23:01.020 the gymnastics in his head

01:23:02.200 of, like,

01:23:02.560 I didn't really hit her.

01:23:03.720 I didn't really hit her.

01:23:04.500 If I did closed fist,

01:23:06.140 I would be behind bars.

01:23:07.340 Yeah, you'd be dead.

01:23:09.140 Yeah.

01:23:10.620 You'd be dead.

01:23:11.380 But, I mean, I've...

01:23:14.380 Actually, that might be...

01:23:16.440 I can't explain

01:23:17.560 what I've done to Elizabeth,

01:23:18.800 so I'm actually going to shut up.

01:23:19.760 No, no.

01:23:20.340 I kind of want to know now.

01:23:21.640 All right.

01:23:22.020 Oh, my God.

01:23:22.640 Tell me.

01:23:23.940 My interest is piqued.

01:23:26.580 I mean, we've...

01:23:27.600 Did you beat your wife?

01:23:28.380 Explain it.

01:23:28.560 We've gotten in fights before.

01:23:30.120 Oh.

01:23:30.500 Oh, who won?

01:23:31.860 Who won?

01:23:33.560 No, good question,

01:23:34.840 because especially before

01:23:36.140 when you were, like,

01:23:36.860 real skinny,

01:23:38.140 like, when you were doing

01:23:38.980 that fucking...

01:23:39.520 That fucking dance shit.

01:23:41.720 Oh, she beat the shit of you.

01:23:42.920 Yeah, she's bigger than you.

01:23:43.980 She's taller than you.

01:23:45.200 No, she's not.

01:23:46.300 She is.

01:23:46.620 She definitely is.

01:23:47.320 She is.

01:23:47.660 She's at least five inches

01:23:49.060 taller than you.

01:23:49.880 Yeah.

01:23:50.200 She's hit me way more

01:23:51.380 than I've ever hit her.

01:23:52.240 Imagine.

01:23:55.040 Your Honor.

01:23:56.260 Your Honor.

01:23:57.080 She's hit me way more

01:23:58.500 than I've ever hit her.

01:24:03.100 Yeah, he had to defend himself.

01:24:04.840 That's why he did it.

01:24:05.640 Yo, Cole, no bullshit.

01:24:07.160 I really do feel like

01:24:08.120 you're in an abusive relationship,

01:24:09.080 and she probably houses you

01:24:10.380 on the regular.

01:24:11.260 No.

01:24:11.700 No, we put that away

01:24:13.860 a long time ago.

01:24:14.660 See, Skinny Dave Smith

01:24:15.540 knows what's up.

01:24:16.080 Then all the girls

01:24:17.840 are going to start...

01:24:18.720 All the girls,

01:24:19.540 Maddie in here,

01:24:20.300 fucking...

01:24:20.780 God damn it.

01:24:21.620 Let me do it.

01:24:23.360 Maddie in here

01:24:23.780 said Liz is going to be able

01:24:24.600 to get help.

01:24:24.840 They're all...

01:24:25.460 No.

01:24:26.100 Maddie's not like that.

01:24:27.160 It's the other way.

01:24:28.000 Trust me.

01:24:28.520 Liz doesn't need help.

01:24:29.520 Cole needs help.

01:24:31.060 That might have just

01:24:32.140 started a fight,

01:24:32.860 but...

01:24:33.420 All right.

01:24:34.960 Amber Heard shit.

01:24:36.360 That's actually kind of...

01:24:37.180 That pun is actually

01:24:38.040 pretty great.

01:24:38.640 Have you guys ever...

01:24:39.600 So you've had...

01:24:40.200 Your wife has actually

01:24:41.400 literally tried to fight you

01:24:42.820 or like whatever.

01:24:44.780 Legitimately punched me

01:24:45.580 in the face.

01:24:46.500 I mean, it's been well over

01:24:47.380 probably like eight years

01:24:48.140 since that's happened.

01:24:49.000 Yeah.

01:24:49.400 This is a long time ago.

01:24:50.160 And I didn't hit her back.

01:24:51.000 I just kind of hold her

01:24:51.740 and be like,

01:24:52.040 stop, bitch.

01:24:52.700 I'd pay Sidney Sweeney

01:24:53.760 to just beat the shit out of me.

01:24:55.140 Oh, yeah.

01:24:57.260 She's just housing you.

01:24:58.420 Well, let's get real, though.

01:24:59.360 She's not Sidney Sweeney.

01:25:00.880 Come on.

01:25:01.240 I mean...

01:25:02.360 Come on, Clint.

01:25:03.280 Who, Liz?

01:25:04.260 Yeah.

01:25:04.960 Yeah.

01:25:05.180 Oh, no.

01:25:06.040 So you're just getting

01:25:06.740 beat up by Liz?

01:25:07.980 I'd knock Liz the fuck out, dude.

01:25:10.400 She's so fucking hot.

01:25:11.560 She's so fucking hot.

01:25:13.300 I don't give a fuck

01:25:13.980 what y'all say.

01:25:17.240 This is why Elizabeth

01:25:18.600 has to close the deal

01:25:19.460 with other girls

01:25:20.240 and Cole doesn't.

01:25:24.340 Welcome to New York.

01:25:30.300 Oh.

01:25:31.360 Oh, she's in with a bottle.

01:25:32.960 A bottle?

01:25:34.800 It didn't even break.

01:25:35.620 Wait, play it again.

01:25:36.040 That was just fucking...

01:25:37.080 It was a bottle, yeah.

01:25:38.860 Why did she do that?

01:25:41.560 He should have played better.

01:25:42.780 Stop Asian hate, man.

01:25:43.520 Stop Asian hate.

01:25:44.280 This is actually big hands.

01:25:49.100 Oh.

01:25:50.480 What is it?

01:25:52.240 And this guy's playing

01:25:53.280 out of his mind, too.

01:25:54.540 Oh, she took his...

01:25:55.560 I think she took his own bottle.

01:25:57.440 Black girl.

01:25:58.060 I was drinking back there.

01:25:59.340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:00.220 What?

01:26:01.220 Jeez.

01:26:01.700 Oh.

01:26:02.500 That looks like a closed Bud Light.

01:26:05.160 No, no, no.

01:26:05.680 What it was,

01:26:06.040 it was like one of those hydro flasks.

01:26:07.520 It was like one of just

01:26:08.140 like a water bottle,

01:26:09.240 but the steel ones.

01:26:10.640 It sounded like that.

01:26:11.520 And she just comes up

01:26:11.640 and just fucking

01:26:12.240 right in the back of the head.

01:26:12.700 Black lady.

01:26:13.440 You can tell...

01:26:14.040 You know what's fucked up?

01:26:15.040 Black people...

01:26:15.440 I've seen black people

01:26:16.060 do this shit all the time

01:26:17.000 and it's like,

01:26:17.540 yeah, the guy did deserve it.

01:26:18.860 He was being an asshole,

01:26:19.660 but as a black person,

01:26:21.240 you're going to be the one

01:26:22.320 to do that

01:26:23.000 out of what your culture does

01:26:24.260 is sit there

01:26:24.600 with the fucking Bluetooth on.

01:26:26.020 They'll sit there screaming.

01:26:27.060 They're doing the fucking dances

01:26:28.260 in the subway

01:26:28.820 where they almost kick everyone's head.

01:26:30.560 They're just running around.

01:26:31.720 You're going to be the arbiter

01:26:32.780 of this kind of justice

01:26:34.420 in the subway?

01:26:35.640 How dare you?

01:26:36.460 Yeah, you can tell

01:26:37.340 that she's black

01:26:38.000 just because of the way she walks

01:26:39.240 like very violently.

01:26:41.000 I just want to be clear.

01:26:41.940 I like Liz a lot,

01:26:43.000 but like in a street fight,

01:26:44.040 she's going to sleep.

01:26:47.300 He's thinking about

01:26:48.160 the next time he has to see her.

01:26:49.660 He's like,

01:26:49.920 I like her a lot.

01:26:51.160 I like her a lot,

01:26:51.940 but she bucks up,

01:26:53.800 she's going to sleep.

01:26:55.480 I mean,

01:26:55.720 she's literally like

01:26:56.580 admitting that you've hit her before.

01:26:58.700 So I never,

01:26:59.380 I did not punch her.

01:27:00.560 I did not punch her at all.

01:27:01.940 You've punched her.

01:27:02.620 It's okay.

01:27:03.100 No, I did not.

01:27:03.560 No, I didn't.

01:27:03.920 No, I understand.

01:27:04.660 It's fine.

01:27:05.440 No, she punched me in the face

01:27:06.660 and I gave her like

01:27:07.580 a light slap back.

01:27:10.160 It was like a,

01:27:10.740 it was like a bam.

01:27:11.760 And I was like,

01:27:12.300 it was just,

01:27:12.880 it was just immediate.

01:27:13.820 It was just like a.

01:27:15.020 That's pretty base.

01:27:15.920 They use that clip

01:27:16.940 in one of their ads.

01:27:18.260 The Stan,

01:27:18.560 is the Stanley Cup

01:27:19.280 the one that like

01:27:21.000 was $500?

01:27:22.780 Yeah.

01:27:22.960 I'm going to get

01:27:24.440 one of those now

01:27:25.120 just because of that.

01:27:26.140 This is a question

01:27:26.740 I've been wanting

01:27:27.120 to ask you guys.

01:27:27.880 So obviously we want

01:27:29.300 to revolt against

01:27:29.900 the government,

01:27:30.320 right?

01:27:30.480 Like as violently

01:27:31.040 as possible.

01:27:31.560 So I was thinking,

01:27:32.400 I was thinking about,

01:27:33.620 I was thinking about,

01:27:35.840 I was thinking about,

01:27:37.020 yeah,

01:27:37.100 this is probably why

01:27:37.760 I got a strike.

01:27:38.460 I'm going to get

01:27:38.780 this one struck too.

01:27:39.660 All right.

01:27:39.880 So I was thinking about

01:27:40.700 like,

01:27:41.460 we don't have,

01:27:42.420 like all of the young men

01:27:43.880 are on SSRIs.

01:27:45.300 Most of them are like Laney.

01:27:46.420 They get jacked

01:27:46.940 and then they fucking

01:27:47.460 cut their dicks off

01:27:48.120 and they start to get

01:27:48.660 tits and shit.

01:27:49.300 So like,

01:27:50.160 we don't have a real

01:27:51.460 fighting force,

01:27:52.200 right?

01:27:52.420 This is why they're

01:27:53.040 fucking allowing the

01:27:53.880 borders to stay wide open

01:27:54.780 so they can bring in

01:27:55.340 all the fighting age males

01:27:56.140 so that they can start

01:27:56.720 World War III.

01:27:57.160 So practice on your wife.

01:27:57.980 Yes.

01:27:58.340 Well,

01:27:58.520 I mean,

01:27:58.860 sure,

01:27:59.060 you got to practice

01:27:59.420 on your wife.

01:28:00.520 I mean,

01:28:00.820 if you're not married,

01:28:01.740 just practice on Liz.

01:28:02.440 No big deal.

01:28:03.840 But...

01:28:04.240 The autism in our chat

01:28:06.360 is just out of this world.

01:28:07.360 I'm just going to be

01:28:07.780 walking the streets of Boston

01:28:08.960 just housing random women.

01:28:10.620 No.

01:28:10.880 Why not?

01:28:11.480 That sounds awesome.

01:28:12.220 But see,

01:28:12.720 here's what I was thinking.

01:28:14.000 Probably the most fit men

01:28:16.060 that we have in America

01:28:17.440 that really don't have

01:28:19.420 much to lose,

01:28:20.420 the homeless population.

01:28:21.800 Do you think...

01:28:22.880 Just hear me out.

01:28:23.660 I know this sounds far-fetched.

01:28:24.800 Do you think that we could

01:28:25.660 harness the power

01:28:26.620 of the homeless hordes?

01:28:28.580 Please take this down.

01:28:30.080 That's disgusting.

01:28:31.160 Yes,

01:28:31.420 harness the homeless.

01:28:31.820 Please don't ever do that again.

01:28:32.900 I thought we were talking

01:28:33.440 about homeless people.

01:28:34.240 My bad.

01:28:34.940 Can I harness

01:28:36.200 the power of the homeless hordes

01:28:38.340 to topple the government?

01:28:39.580 Thoughts?

01:28:40.600 Yes.

01:28:41.060 You just give them all pickaxes

01:28:43.440 and then tell them

01:28:44.300 there's a kilo of cocaine

01:28:46.960 under the White House.

01:28:47.860 Do you think...

01:28:48.460 And then just let them go.

01:28:50.000 It's retarded.

01:28:50.980 You're thinking

01:28:51.500 you can give a job

01:28:53.360 to a homeless person.

01:28:54.280 The reason they're homeless

01:28:55.040 is because they can't have a job.

01:28:59.800 Holy shit.

01:29:00.720 Honestly,

01:29:01.200 I kept telling my wife

01:29:02.280 that I think that's how that went.

01:29:03.440 That's not how it went.

01:29:05.900 That's why that bitch was crying.

01:29:08.100 No, she didn't cry.

01:29:09.620 Cole was crying.

01:29:10.640 Cole doesn't remember it

01:29:11.580 the same way.

01:29:12.260 I was almost yelling

01:29:13.080 at my phone

01:29:14.200 when I was hearing you say this.

01:29:15.820 I was like,

01:29:16.740 does he think

01:29:17.240 I just don't like

01:29:18.040 getting my dick sucked?

01:29:19.180 What the fuck?

01:29:19.780 Like, I'm not getting raped.

01:29:22.300 This is great.

01:29:24.000 It's impossible.

01:29:25.320 You don't think

01:29:25.840 you're being raped

01:29:26.360 but that's just because

01:29:27.080 you've been conditioned.

01:29:28.220 Oh my God.

01:29:29.760 We've already established

01:29:31.120 that men can't get raped.

01:29:31.700 Who's more conditioned?

01:29:33.160 Cole or Toad

01:29:34.640 by his MK Ultra handlers?

01:29:36.660 Oh, it's Toad.

01:29:37.980 Yeah, it's Toad.

01:29:38.820 I mean,

01:29:39.120 I don't give automatic responses

01:29:40.920 to things like fucking,

01:29:42.500 oh, I'm going to see

01:29:43.320 Shane Gillis Saturday.

01:29:45.140 Like, that doesn't happen to me.

01:29:46.580 Can't wait to see Shane Gillis.

01:29:48.260 Like, that's like

01:29:48.680 what he kept saying.

01:29:49.520 Shane Gillis,

01:29:50.240 I'm going to know that.

01:29:51.460 Liz, Liz,

01:29:52.120 we're fucking with you, Liz.

01:29:53.260 We're fucking with you.

01:29:54.060 Babe, babe,

01:29:54.760 we're fucking with you.

01:29:56.100 No, turn off the power.

01:29:57.180 Turn off the electric right now.

01:29:59.540 Wow.

01:30:00.180 Fitness Chick is going to

01:30:01.640 have a real problem

01:30:03.020 with Liz in a second.

01:30:03.680 You have no idea

01:30:04.780 like how many...

01:30:05.880 You don't know

01:30:06.320 what you're doing to yourself.

01:30:07.760 Is she egging her on

01:30:09.360 in the chat?

01:30:09.900 That's great.

01:30:11.120 Yeah, let me see.

01:30:12.000 How is she like,

01:30:14.300 like this quickly,

01:30:16.160 first episode,

01:30:17.240 gotten all...

01:30:18.080 Like, she must be like

01:30:19.200 some type of super genius.

01:30:20.500 She's like immediately

01:30:21.740 like dived right in,

01:30:23.380 got all the fucking

01:30:24.360 like notes,

01:30:25.480 all the jokes,

01:30:26.480 all the...

01:30:27.160 Fitness Chick would not

01:30:28.040 do well though

01:30:28.620 because she's like good...

01:30:29.760 Like, there's like a bar

01:30:30.920 of like good looking

01:30:32.180 where if you're underneath it,

01:30:33.860 then she might want to like...

01:30:37.040 Am I wrong, Cole?

01:30:39.120 No, no.

01:30:40.480 I actually kind of

01:30:41.900 thought about this the other day.

01:30:42.680 I was thinking about...

01:30:43.760 I did think about this

01:30:44.360 the other day.

01:30:44.620 Is this big poisoning me?

01:30:46.020 They didn't see the

01:30:46.820 whore's chats.

01:30:48.660 Oh my god.

01:30:49.860 Goddamn dude.

01:30:50.980 Oh, that's true.

01:30:51.560 They can't see each other's

01:30:52.540 chats.

01:30:53.200 Yeah, that's right.

01:30:54.260 That's right.

01:30:54.620 That's right.

01:30:55.000 All right.

01:30:55.480 We're just going to bring

01:30:56.040 them all up.

01:30:56.620 We're just going to...

01:30:57.220 We're going to do this.

01:30:58.340 Egg them on.

01:30:58.960 We're going to egg them on

01:30:59.780 through...

01:31:00.280 Fight.

01:31:01.100 Fight.

01:31:01.680 Fucking do it.

01:31:02.420 Fight.

01:31:03.260 Jesus.

01:31:04.740 Oh, dude.

01:31:05.780 The Josie and Elizabeth hookup.

01:31:07.520 We're going together.

01:31:08.180 That is the...

01:31:09.200 Yo, the best part, though?

01:31:10.660 The enemy of my enemies

01:31:11.440 is my friend.

01:31:12.180 Fitness chick is Josie's

01:31:13.240 burner.

01:31:13.720 She's orchestrating all of

01:31:15.360 this.

01:31:15.640 It's amazing.

01:31:16.500 Oh, genius.

01:31:17.660 Get Liz back on the side.

01:31:19.300 Smart.

01:31:20.660 Yeah.

01:31:21.240 They're going to figure it out.

01:31:21.840 Josie and Liz are like...

01:31:22.680 Hold on.

01:31:23.500 Stop.

01:31:24.920 Toad.

01:31:25.520 Toad just said it again.

01:31:27.020 Did he hear that?

01:31:28.180 Did he really?

01:31:29.200 He said they're going to

01:31:29.940 figure it out.

01:31:30.980 I don't know what...

01:31:32.200 To what?

01:31:33.860 Tyler?

01:31:36.820 Go back.

01:31:38.360 Go back.

01:31:39.120 God damn it, Toad.

01:31:40.300 What?

01:31:41.220 It's funny that you

01:31:41.880 mentioned dreams because

01:31:42.720 I did have a dream that

01:31:43.640 I beat the shit out of

01:31:44.660 Liz the other day.

01:31:46.100 Oh, that's right.

01:31:46.920 Oh, yeah.

01:31:47.520 You got to tell us that,

01:31:48.800 dude.

01:31:48.980 Tell us that.

01:31:49.540 No, it was...

01:31:50.100 Tell us while we wait.

01:31:52.360 Because it was funny

01:31:54.980 because Elizabeth had

01:31:57.200 like a dream the same

01:31:58.320 night that...

01:31:58.960 Because I had a dream

01:31:59.660 that we were getting

01:32:00.200 divorced and then she

01:32:01.300 had a dream that she

01:32:02.540 was divorced.

01:32:03.460 That ain't a dream,

01:32:04.400 son.

01:32:04.520 That's a premonition.

01:32:05.280 Go ahead.

01:32:06.860 And then she did

01:32:07.880 something and I just

01:32:08.660 fucking just...

01:32:09.480 We were already

01:32:10.020 divorced and I was

01:32:10.800 upset and fucking

01:32:11.720 just went off.

01:32:12.400 I just housed her.

01:32:13.460 I mean, they couldn't

01:32:14.140 pull me off.

01:32:15.200 I was getting a

01:32:15.720 billion dollars.

01:32:16.380 It was great.

01:32:18.180 Wait, you were

01:32:18.740 getting a billion

01:32:19.280 dollars from beating

01:32:20.020 her up?

01:32:20.300 No, that was a joke.

01:32:21.480 That was a joke.

01:32:22.220 That was a joke.

01:32:22.720 He's like,

01:32:23.120 that was a joke.

01:32:24.180 I was doing it for free.

01:32:25.540 How did you hit her?

01:32:26.240 Were you like...

01:32:27.080 I was on top.

01:32:27.820 I was on top just

01:32:28.580 like, here's the...

01:32:30.520 Dude, you were

01:32:31.000 fucking Brad pitting

01:32:31.900 her?

01:32:33.320 Yeah, I guess so.

01:32:34.200 I mean...

01:32:35.140 Oh, wow.

01:32:35.700 Just like the

01:32:36.180 fucking fight club?

01:32:37.480 Just...

01:32:38.040 I wanted to see

01:32:38.760 something...

01:32:39.260 That is the...

01:32:41.760 Yo, the best part

01:32:42.440 though?

01:32:42.960 The fitness chick

01:32:44.960 is Josie's burner.

01:32:46.020 She's orchestrating

01:32:47.300 all of this.

01:32:48.020 It's amazing.

01:32:49.340 Genius.

01:32:50.000 Get Liz back on the side.

01:32:52.340 You heard it, right?

01:32:53.480 Did y'all hear that?

01:32:54.220 I couldn't hear it.

01:32:54.760 Too muffled.

01:32:55.780 No, no, he did it

01:32:56.800 under his breath again.

01:32:57.760 They're gonna figure it out?

01:32:58.820 They're gonna figure it out.

01:32:59.640 They're gonna figure it out.

01:33:01.040 That's what he said.

01:33:02.020 Is he like...

01:33:03.700 Like, is he...

01:33:04.800 Just fucking with Josie

01:33:05.920 and Elizabeth hook up.

01:33:07.600 Yo, the best part though?

01:33:10.080 The fitness chick

01:33:12.080 is Josie's burner.

01:33:14.780 Right here.

01:33:15.260 She's orchestrating

01:33:16.160 all of this.

01:33:16.820 It's amazing.

01:33:17.680 Oh, genius.

01:33:18.840 Get Liz back on the side.

01:33:20.900 God damn it,

01:33:21.600 they're gonna figure

01:33:22.100 this shit out

01:33:22.700 is what he said.

01:33:23.480 The context here,

01:33:24.780 it makes no sense.

01:33:25.800 Is he fucking with us?

01:33:28.040 What?

01:33:29.240 Is he just like

01:33:29.820 fucking with us?

01:33:30.800 He's in on the joke

01:33:31.980 and he knows.

01:33:32.720 What did you say?

01:33:33.320 Is he playing 40 chess?

01:33:36.480 I don't think I heard that.

01:33:38.520 40 chess?

01:33:39.740 Jesus.

01:33:42.860 Josie.

01:33:44.580 That is...

01:33:45.180 What the fuck was that?

01:33:46.480 That is hell right there.

01:33:48.260 I think he slowed it down

01:33:49.580 to like 0.25

01:33:50.540 or something like that

01:33:51.440 and was playing it

01:33:52.120 to see if we can hear it.

01:33:53.300 I don't like that.

01:33:53.960 Don't ever do that again.

01:33:54.480 We already sound retarded,

01:33:56.100 but that's ultra retarded.

01:33:58.400 Yeah, this is the first time

01:33:59.260 I felt like God might be real

01:34:01.060 and that was the devil.

01:34:03.020 Yeah, that was terrifying.

01:34:03.920 That was the devil of shit.

01:34:04.620 That was demonic.

01:34:05.720 Like, all of them are like...

01:34:06.980 I'm a little scared.

01:34:08.160 Yeah, I didn't like that.

01:34:09.140 Don't ever do that again.

01:34:09.860 That was scary.

01:34:10.380 Do it again.

01:34:11.020 I'm gonna close my lines.

01:34:11.860 I'm just gonna close these real quick.

01:34:13.420 I think that might be

01:34:14.500 a better way to come to

01:34:15.460 an understanding

01:34:17.460 if we slow it down,

01:34:18.540 play it backwards,

01:34:19.400 stuff like that.

01:34:20.320 Apply gematria.

01:34:21.440 I think that's really what we need to do.

01:34:22.840 I really don't need to hear it again.

01:34:25.100 No, I think we got it.

01:34:26.440 It doesn't even have...

01:34:27.940 It doesn't even have sound, so...

01:34:29.300 It doesn't have volume,

01:34:30.220 but he's doing it real slow

01:34:31.300 with no volume.

01:34:31.760 Don't fuck ass.

01:34:34.860 Whatever.

01:34:35.320 We're gonna isolate this shit

01:34:36.380 and we're gonna play it...

01:34:37.660 What is it?

01:34:38.460 You have about 170 episodes

01:34:41.920 to catch up on

01:34:42.800 to answer that question.

01:34:43.940 Fitness chick.

01:34:44.220 She's my trainer.

01:34:46.560 Seriously?

01:34:47.260 She's your handler?

01:34:50.320 I'm so fucking done with this, man.

01:34:51.800 Toad, you all right?

01:34:54.360 You're so off your game today.

01:34:55.920 It's bizarre.

01:34:57.320 Look at him.

01:34:57.900 Look at his fucking face, dude.

01:34:59.780 I think it's unbelievable.

01:35:01.120 Is he like looking at his bets right now?

01:35:02.980 Is he doing like...

01:35:03.700 Is he preparing?

01:35:04.320 Because he always talks about

01:35:05.180 how he's preparing for...

01:35:06.060 He has to do better off.

01:35:07.180 Wait.

01:35:07.520 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

01:35:08.480 No, no.

01:35:09.100 Let's go back

01:35:09.900 because Toad had like

01:35:10.960 a very bad week this week.

01:35:12.660 I haven't been in the chat at all

01:35:14.120 because he's been fucking annoying.

01:35:16.200 Have you seen?

01:35:18.140 He's just like

01:35:18.740 thing after thing after thing

01:35:20.320 that doesn't make any sense

01:35:21.400 and I just said

01:35:22.180 Toad is spiraling.

01:35:23.140 What happened?

01:35:23.580 He said,

01:35:23.820 well, if you sold my bets

01:35:24.900 or some shit like that.

01:35:26.260 Top, I gotta tell you this story.

01:35:27.420 So, I see him in the chat

01:35:29.760 saying that he's doing poorly.

01:35:31.180 So, I go to his YouTube page

01:35:33.600 because I was like,

01:35:34.340 I just gotta see

01:35:34.900 how the homie's doing.

01:35:35.640 You know, I'm gonna check in on him.

01:35:36.940 And I press play.

01:35:38.400 I'm the sixth viewer.

01:35:40.880 I'm the sixth viewer.

01:35:42.020 It starts to play

01:35:42.780 and he just goes,

01:35:43.880 I've just been on such a string of bad luck.

01:35:46.000 It's truly unbelievable.

01:35:47.460 And he just like,

01:35:48.160 and I'm just thinking to myself,

01:35:49.320 like, this nigga's talking to like himself

01:35:50.560 and these three other degenerates

01:35:51.900 about how he's giving them bad betting advice.

01:35:54.240 And I'm like,

01:35:54.720 I would absolutely kill myself.

01:35:57.620 Shout out to Saab123.

01:36:00.640 He's my good friend.

01:36:06.500 I'm not exaggerating, dog.

01:36:08.500 That's what the fucking stream was.

01:36:09.920 Six people had watched it

01:36:11.040 or I was the sixth.

01:36:11.840 I don't even remember which.

01:36:12.940 And he's just talking about,

01:36:14.520 he's giving betting advice

01:36:15.820 and all he's doing

01:36:16.700 is opening it up

01:36:17.460 with a rant about

01:36:18.280 how he can't get any bet predictions, right?

01:36:20.500 It's amazing.

01:36:21.100 Yeah, I'm honest.

01:36:22.820 I'm in his chat on Twitter,

01:36:26.020 which is a,

01:36:26.880 like his chat for Better Off Dead.

01:36:29.080 Yeah, me too.

01:36:30.400 Oh, yeah, you are.

01:36:31.120 And I forgot that we added you.

01:36:32.720 And it's because,

01:36:33.320 but before that,

01:36:34.140 it was like me,

01:36:35.160 Toad,

01:36:35.680 some guy,

01:36:36.160 and like some other people.

01:36:38.260 And I'm just like,

01:36:38.740 they're all,

01:36:39.460 I mean,

01:36:39.700 all the time,

01:36:40.340 just fucking,

01:36:41.140 I'm putting my money.

01:36:42.640 What the fuck?

01:36:43.780 That makes no sense.

01:36:44.720 Hunter likes cock?

01:36:45.720 Yeah, he probably does.

01:36:47.400 So you're not allowed

01:36:48.020 to say cock on Twitch?

01:36:50.040 I guess that's not.

01:36:50.520 I don't think you can say

01:36:51.300 a lot of things.

01:36:52.120 Like,

01:36:52.200 I think we're definitely

01:36:52.820 getting pulled off of here

01:36:53.700 really soon.

01:36:55.340 Hunter fucks,

01:36:55.560 like any human in existence,

01:36:58.620 I would say.

01:36:59.700 Yes, Toad.

01:37:03.040 Toad is the Jim Cramer

01:37:04.100 of sports betting.

01:37:04.740 That's actually pretty great.

01:37:05.540 I wish we'd all got quiet.

01:37:07.300 The dramatic effect

01:37:08.180 of us saying nothing

01:37:09.100 and then Top just drinking.

01:37:11.160 Dude,

01:37:11.560 when we were in Georgia,

01:37:13.280 honestly,

01:37:13.820 had you bet

01:37:14.960 an eight game parlay

01:37:16.560 against all of Toad's picks,

01:37:18.320 you would have made

01:37:18.880 thousands of dollars.

01:37:20.820 On that one day,

01:37:21.940 yeah.

01:37:22.360 Yeah,

01:37:22.680 but you are the Jim Cramer

01:37:23.960 of sports betting.

01:37:24.540 I can totally adamantly swear

01:37:24.820 he was right.

01:37:25.940 He will still,

01:37:26.720 even after being proven wrong,

01:37:29.200 swear he was right.

01:37:30.120 Eight times a day.

01:37:30.940 How much are you down

01:37:32.180 this week?

01:37:33.680 Tens of thousands.

01:37:35.780 No,

01:37:36.300 no.

01:37:36.780 Millions.

01:37:37.320 This week,

01:37:37.840 I might be up.

01:37:39.480 Well,

01:37:39.720 you said you were losing.

01:37:40.720 You said if you could see

01:37:41.500 my bankroll,

01:37:42.200 you'd understand

01:37:42.680 why I'm spiraling.

01:37:43.860 What's that mean?

01:37:44.920 All right.

01:37:45.240 He gets one loss.

01:37:46.800 He spirals.

01:37:47.520 It's crazy.

01:37:48.340 Last seven days down,

01:37:50.940 1,046.

01:37:51.720 Since his cover got blown,

01:37:52.920 they took his money away.

01:37:53.660 Last seven days down,

01:37:54.220 1,046.59.

01:37:55.700 Last 30 down,

01:37:56.980 6,877.54.

01:38:02.200 However,

01:38:03.100 since the start of 2022,

01:38:06.040 I'm up 36,105.74, though.

01:38:10.060 But you know,

01:38:10.600 after taxes,

01:38:11.360 that means that you've

01:38:12.440 basically made 20 grand

01:38:13.720 in over a year

01:38:15.220 based off of

01:38:16.520 all of your free time.

01:38:18.080 Yeah, literally all like,

01:38:19.700 yeah.

01:38:19.800 I will not comment

01:38:20.260 on that comment.

01:38:22.260 What?

01:38:23.200 You don't need to, really.

01:38:24.640 He laid it out pretty simply.

01:38:26.200 Yeah.

01:38:26.680 It's 37 minutes long?

01:38:29.140 Oh, my God.

01:38:31.440 That was it.

01:38:31.940 There's no sound,

01:38:32.940 you dumbass.

01:38:33.920 You got it.

01:38:34.380 Imagine waking.

01:38:35.780 You should watch that video.

01:38:36.840 Yesterday,

01:38:37.320 I did well, man.

01:38:37.900 I really crushed college basketball.

01:38:39.500 I don't watch.

01:38:40.240 I just want to watch

01:38:41.040 Clint's videos.

01:38:42.040 You think I'm going to

01:38:42.460 watch your video?

01:38:43.720 What is he?

01:38:44.140 I want to put this out there.

01:38:44.820 So I followed,

01:38:45.800 there's a big thing right,

01:38:47.500 there's a big thing right now

01:38:48.300 on Instagram of like doing

01:38:49.580 like a challenge of like

01:38:51.120 every follower,

01:38:52.140 I do something one time

01:38:54.280 for that follower

01:38:54.960 or something like that.

01:38:55.700 Well, there's one on there

01:38:56.560 that is for every follower,

01:38:58.300 he bets one cent

01:38:59.260 on the Pistons

01:39:00.360 to win an NBA game.

01:39:01.940 So he got up to

01:39:03.420 hundreds of thousands

01:39:04.340 of followers.

01:39:04.800 So he's building thousands

01:39:05.660 of dollars on the Pistons

01:39:06.500 to win.

01:39:07.000 And I think he's up more now,

01:39:08.540 which if you don't know,

01:39:09.280 the Pistons are like

01:39:10.160 six and 38

01:39:10.960 this year in basketball.

01:39:12.340 Like they're the worst team

01:39:13.360 in the league

01:39:13.720 and he's up like

01:39:14.740 $6,000 already.

01:39:17.380 Whereas Toad is down

01:39:18.420 $6,000

01:39:19.040 and all he's doing

01:39:20.020 is a meme

01:39:20.580 of where he's betting

01:39:21.580 blindly on the Pistons

01:39:23.160 to win and winning.

01:39:24.000 Well, it makes sense

01:39:24.620 because the Pistons

01:39:25.360 are so bad

01:39:26.880 that they're going to be

01:39:27.380 undervalued consistently.

01:39:28.960 So it makes sense to,

01:39:30.420 yeah.

01:39:30.720 Why don't you do it

01:39:31.340 all the time, Toad?

01:39:33.420 Because it doesn't

01:39:34.300 make sense really.

01:39:35.180 The spot doesn't make sense.

01:39:36.120 Did you just hear him say

01:39:37.180 it makes more sense

01:39:38.140 Did you just hear him say

01:39:38.940 he said it makes sense

01:39:40.120 because they're undervalued

01:39:41.240 and it's like,

01:39:41.580 well, why don't you do it?

01:39:42.220 It's like,

01:39:42.420 it doesn't make sense

01:39:43.280 for me to do it.

01:39:44.480 You could put so much

01:39:45.540 less effort into this

01:39:46.800 and actually have a life

01:39:48.120 and literally just do a meme

01:39:49.680 and just kind of check in

01:39:50.640 and do your page.

01:39:50.980 It makes sense

01:39:51.000 that that would be the case

01:39:53.000 but it's not sustainable.

01:39:55.440 The market is going to catch up to it.

01:39:56.860 The market is going to catch up to it.

01:39:58.060 It's not sustainable.

01:39:59.280 Dude, I've been doing it

01:40:00.180 for 18 years.

01:40:01.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:40:01.740 Shut the fuck up.

01:40:02.180 This guy just started.

01:40:03.880 I saw he's been doing it

01:40:05.180 for like half the NBA season.

01:40:07.160 So he started in his Instagram

01:40:08.460 and then like within

01:40:10.080 a couple weeks

01:40:11.960 he was already over

01:40:13.180 100,000 followers on Instagram.

01:40:15.080 Also making money off that

01:40:16.100 and actually making money

01:40:17.540 off betting too.

01:40:19.480 It's crazy.

01:40:20.580 And then Toad's back here

01:40:21.380 just saying,

01:40:22.320 I've been doing it for 18 years.

01:40:24.080 Toad, you need a shtick.

01:40:25.560 In 18 years,

01:40:26.960 I'm up like what?

01:40:27.700 Your shtick ought to just be

01:40:29.620 that you're really suicidal

01:40:31.240 because you're terrible

01:40:31.860 at sports betting

01:40:32.500 but you've been doing it

01:40:33.500 for 18 years.

01:40:34.320 Actually, just tell the truth.

01:40:35.940 You need to do a thing of

01:40:37.360 I bet one cent on something

01:40:40.060 for every follower I get.

01:40:41.420 No!

01:40:41.980 You see what Homegirl said?

01:40:44.100 Holy shit!

01:40:45.200 I can't.

01:40:45.940 She is absolutely...

01:40:47.420 Taya Beatty's will kill Toad

01:40:48.880 before I get a chance to.

01:40:51.460 Oh yeah.

01:40:52.000 How would you kill Toad?

01:40:53.580 This is important.

01:40:54.580 This is actually important.

01:40:56.420 Yeah.

01:40:57.260 Thank you.

01:40:58.480 Kill Toad!

01:40:59.200 We're playing a new

01:41:00.400 Kill Toad game

01:41:01.360 with our listener on Twitch

01:41:04.720 and actually,

01:41:05.940 go fucking figure,

01:41:06.920 Fleek of the Week winner!

01:41:10.920 Fleek of the Week!

01:41:12.440 If you're an actual

01:41:12.940 real person,

01:41:13.940 fitness chick,

01:41:14.640 you could DM me

01:41:16.080 and I will send you this shirt.

01:41:17.400 Tell me the size.

01:41:18.460 Tell me where to send it to

01:41:19.540 and we will get that sent out

01:41:21.080 to you.

01:41:21.280 I would love it so much.

01:41:23.160 Dude, it would be so funny

01:41:24.340 if it does actually message you

01:41:26.180 and just like,

01:41:26.580 I'm going to need

01:41:26.980 an extra, extra large, please.

01:41:32.720 It's at Top Lobster

01:41:34.500 if you are a real human being.

01:41:36.460 That's right, on Twitter.

01:41:37.380 Yeah, go follow me.

01:41:38.580 Fuck yeah.

01:41:39.180 This is OG.

01:41:40.840 This is like a flashback.

01:41:43.460 I have this shirt.

01:41:45.320 Yeah, I think I have it.

01:41:45.840 Yeah, this show used to be

01:41:46.640 called Tower Power Hour

01:41:47.820 and you gave me so much nostalgia

01:41:49.480 that I bought it back, man.

01:41:51.080 We like it.

01:41:51.440 You're new,

01:41:51.960 but you're old here.

01:41:53.100 Hell yeah.

01:41:53.940 Come get your shirt.

01:41:55.460 You're fucking fed.

01:41:56.420 She answered.

01:42:00.400 Liz is still upset.

01:42:02.300 That's her answer.

01:42:02.620 I just watch his health.

01:42:05.340 She just slow.

01:42:06.680 And what's funny

01:42:07.440 is she won't even help.

01:42:08.840 She's just there.

01:42:09.720 She keeps feeding and shit.

01:42:10.160 You don't need to expedite it.

01:42:11.320 He's on his way.

01:42:11.960 He's just on his way.

01:42:13.180 That's not even,

01:42:13.820 that answer is basically just

01:42:15.360 I would do nothing

01:42:16.360 and it would just happen.

01:42:17.760 Yeah, it's the trolley problem

01:42:18.960 and she chose the correct answer.

01:42:20.420 She's in a lot of good shape

01:42:21.440 and she understands

01:42:22.200 that there's not much time left.

01:42:23.440 This is a good point.

01:42:24.360 Everyone's like,

01:42:25.000 they're like,

01:42:25.260 oh, he's a fed.

01:42:25.840 He knows where every winner lives.

01:42:27.580 It's like,

01:42:27.840 yeah, you guys are winners.

01:42:29.040 I pick you at random.

01:42:32.040 Hit me up though.

01:42:32.880 Tell me what size you want.

01:42:33.800 I'm going to target this one.

01:42:35.640 Random.

01:42:36.960 Jesus Christ.

01:42:44.500 How does she know this?

01:42:46.280 Yeah.

01:42:47.000 I mean, it's pretty close.

01:42:48.160 She literally fingered

01:42:49.000 his butthole for her.

01:42:51.800 She watches the show.

01:42:53.560 Speaking of,

01:42:54.200 look at Elizabeth.

01:42:54.860 Ironically, yeah.

01:42:56.740 Yes.

01:42:58.020 Yeah, a new woman with boobs.

01:42:59.700 Let's pull up everything she says.

01:43:00.880 That's right.

01:43:01.200 Why do we keep pulling up

01:43:01.960 what you say though?

01:43:04.680 Hey-oh.

01:43:07.400 Yo, y'all are trying

01:43:09.040 to get Cole murdered tonight.

01:43:10.840 I really want to see

01:43:11.820 how bad we can push it

01:43:12.820 right before his screen

01:43:14.080 just goes away.

01:43:17.120 She's going to blast

01:43:18.780 through that door

01:43:19.220 like the Kool-Aid man

01:43:20.180 but like with divorce papers.

01:43:22.180 Let me tell you what.

01:43:24.120 We're going to push it

01:43:24.820 one day to the point

01:43:25.540 where it's going to be like

01:43:26.360 it's affecting our relationship.

01:43:28.940 So you've got to calm it down.

01:43:30.360 You mean three years ago?

01:43:31.640 Yeah, we're way past that.

01:43:33.600 We are way past that.

01:43:36.460 I have that conversation

01:43:37.600 with myself every night.

01:43:38.780 I just want to clarify once again.

01:43:40.000 I like Liz

01:43:41.140 but she meets me

01:43:42.160 in a dark alley

01:43:42.780 and she wants to throw it down

01:43:43.780 and she's going to sleep.

01:43:44.480 That's just a fact.

01:43:45.200 I just want to be on the record.

01:43:46.920 Hey guys,

01:43:47.580 we just figured out

01:43:49.180 the trick

01:43:49.640 on how to keep Cole

01:43:51.300 and let him come hang out with us

01:43:52.860 is we have to play it up

01:43:54.220 like this right now.

01:43:55.540 She just said

01:43:56.120 because you want me to,

01:43:57.900 I'm not.

01:43:58.400 So because we just got

01:43:59.240 to do reverse psychology.

01:44:00.400 That's what we got to do.

01:44:01.180 Reverse psychology.

01:44:01.400 So up the mean

01:44:02.180 and be like

01:44:02.760 oh we so want you

01:44:03.860 to take our buddy away from us

01:44:05.280 and that's how we...

01:44:06.460 All right Liz.

01:44:07.700 All right Liz.

01:44:08.140 Look, I don't want to meet you

01:44:09.760 in a dark alley

01:44:11.020 and I don't want to throw down.

01:44:12.160 That's all I'm going to say.

01:44:13.180 I'm just saying

01:44:13.700 like the idea of

01:44:14.380 we almost split up already

01:44:15.740 like we can't do it again.

01:44:17.180 Is that what you're saying?

01:44:17.980 I don't understand Liz.

01:44:18.780 What's going on here?

01:44:21.400 This has got to be a dude.

01:44:22.660 It's got to be a dude.

01:44:23.440 It's too funny to be a girl.

01:44:24.880 It's too funny to be a woman.

01:44:26.240 Like a chick that's in good shape

01:44:27.640 with a huge rag

01:44:28.320 that's funny.

01:44:28.780 Get the fuck out of here Fed.

01:44:29.780 Yeah.

01:44:30.280 You have no incentives

01:44:31.560 to be entertaining,

01:44:33.120 funny, anything.

01:44:33.740 Do we have any last videos

01:44:39.560 or anything?

01:44:40.600 No, not this.

01:44:41.700 No, no, we're not

01:44:42.600 talking about this.

01:44:43.580 That is absolutely disgusting.

01:44:45.000 Florida man has 150 live bugs

01:44:48.300 removed from his nose

01:44:49.560 and he didn't know

01:44:50.720 they were there.

01:44:51.300 No, they look like

01:44:53.200 they're like larva or something.

01:44:55.820 Yeah, like some kind of larva.

01:44:56.860 Oh, God.

01:44:57.320 All right, guys.

01:44:58.080 Fun show today.

01:44:59.160 Does that mean he's like dying?

01:45:00.500 Does that mean he has like

01:45:01.320 necrosis in his nose

01:45:02.660 or something?

01:45:04.100 How do you not

01:45:04.780 like you can't breathe

01:45:06.120 from your nose?

01:45:06.940 How do you know

01:45:07.360 it's not there?

01:45:08.080 Because people

01:45:08.680 no, no, no.

01:45:09.360 Top, you don't understand this.

01:45:10.340 People breathe from their mouths.

01:45:11.920 Like that's actually

01:45:12.780 just how they breathe.

01:45:14.480 Yeah, they're mouth breathers.

01:45:16.420 Yeah, but they think

01:45:17.440 that's just how you're supposed

01:45:18.220 to do this out there.

01:45:18.820 And like that's

01:45:21.700 because they're literally

01:45:22.420 like fucking Neanderthals.

01:45:24.200 What was session one

01:45:25.160 and two, Liz?

01:45:26.500 The butthole was probably two.

01:45:27.700 The butthole was one

01:45:28.680 and then probably

01:45:29.420 the shimp pussy was also.

01:45:31.360 This will bring Luke back in.

01:45:32.700 He really likes making fun

01:45:33.700 of these fat Latina chicks

01:45:34.700 that can't dance for shit.

01:45:35.420 My introduction

01:45:36.280 was number one.

01:45:39.760 Damn.

01:45:41.580 All right, we're going to play this?

01:45:42.540 We're going to play it

01:45:43.260 or are we just going to

01:45:43.800 sit here and fuck around?

01:45:46.260 We're going to Fafo?

01:45:47.400 What's up, bro?

01:45:47.840 Tyler, I'm out at us.

01:45:48.640 What's going on?

01:45:49.060 No, I think Tyler

01:45:50.400 like lost that.

01:45:51.660 Oh, he's stroked out.

01:45:53.540 He's frozen.

01:45:54.180 He's frozen?

01:45:55.540 He's frozen?

01:45:56.960 Hold on.

01:45:57.560 Bring it up.

01:45:58.140 Bring it up.

01:45:58.500 Oh, you can't.

01:45:59.360 We see it.

01:46:00.040 I see it.

01:46:00.640 No, this is incredible.

01:46:02.100 Too bad the audience

01:46:03.140 can't see it,

01:46:03.640 but Tyler's 100%

01:46:04.600 stroked out.

01:46:05.480 Holy shit.

01:46:06.980 All right, he's back.

01:46:07.700 We're going to give it

01:46:08.080 a good shot again, Tyler.

01:46:08.900 Go ahead.

01:46:09.440 He's good.

01:46:10.020 He's good.

01:46:13.940 Now it's just really bad.

01:46:15.240 It's just,

01:46:15.620 it's not even playing.

01:46:16.400 His internet quality is terrible.

01:46:17.660 Can you answer if someone

01:46:18.660 said would you to me?

01:46:20.080 Yes, every single one of them.

01:46:21.720 Wow, really?

01:46:22.980 I mean, not happily,

01:46:24.200 but I would.

01:46:25.420 Thick blue line.

01:46:26.840 Dude, they're really.

01:46:28.000 I just want to toss

01:46:29.120 like an acorn

01:46:29.960 into the middle of this.

01:46:30.940 Music makes you forget

01:46:36.220 how shitty the dancing is.

01:46:37.940 You know how hard it is

01:46:38.960 to find seven women

01:46:40.040 that'll gyrate

01:46:40.860 and me to be

01:46:42.600 not interested

01:46:43.260 in any of them?

01:46:44.300 Not one, dude.

01:46:46.220 I mean, I wouldn't say

01:46:46.920 I'm interested,

01:46:47.680 but like at the end

01:46:48.440 of the night,

01:46:48.880 if they were there

01:46:49.540 at the end of the bar.

01:46:50.180 No, no.

01:46:51.120 Again, no.

01:46:52.000 Dude, that bitch

01:46:52.440 on the right's arms

01:46:53.380 are bigger than my fucking quads.

01:46:54.860 Yeah, she's pretty gross.

01:46:55.740 She's pretty gross.

01:46:58.660 The only one of them.

01:46:59.740 Half of them are black,

01:47:00.580 so they're all out,

01:47:01.420 but I'm sure I have

01:47:02.140 one like fuckable one.

01:47:03.680 I wonder, is this?

01:47:05.360 No, no way.

01:47:06.580 It's not Luke.

01:47:07.780 No way.

01:47:08.120 All right.

01:47:09.320 Oh my God, dude.

01:47:11.300 Someone needs to.

01:47:12.380 No, someone needs

01:47:13.360 to screenshot just that.

01:47:14.940 And then just tweet it at him.

01:47:16.480 Just tweet it at him.

01:47:18.420 Luke, what did he mean by this?

01:47:21.700 So is that not Luke?

01:47:23.100 I don't know.

01:47:24.020 I don't know.

01:47:24.660 I need to have that

01:47:25.740 and then also,

01:47:26.380 because y'all have seen

01:47:27.000 the Joe Biden in N-word post.

01:47:30.060 You've seen that, right?

01:47:30.760 Oh, he said it already?

01:47:31.620 I was waiting for it.

01:47:32.480 No, no, no, no, no.

01:47:35.180 He posted just an N

01:47:37.220 on Instagram before.

01:47:38.700 It was just an Instagram post

01:47:39.600 and it's just Joe Biden

01:47:40.760 and an N

01:47:41.600 and it's from his official account.

01:47:43.740 Hold on, I'll find it.

01:47:44.620 I think I didn't see that.

01:47:45.220 I don't believe that.

01:47:46.520 No, I'll find it for you.

01:47:47.560 It's fucking hilarious.

01:47:48.640 Yeah, because I don't believe it.

01:47:49.740 I mean, let's take your word for it

01:47:51.480 and we can move on.

01:47:53.060 All right, hold on.

01:47:54.100 I'll show you right now.

01:47:55.280 Can you guys please play along

01:47:56.880 with my hypothetical

01:47:57.580 for the love of God?

01:47:58.400 I keep throwing these fucking pearls

01:47:59.780 in these.

01:48:00.620 Wait, how do you take?

01:48:02.140 This is legit.

01:48:02.600 Oh, yeah, this is old.

01:48:03.700 It's old, but there was a legit.

01:48:05.160 That's my nigga.

01:48:07.100 It's just so funny

01:48:08.020 that he did it with,

01:48:09.080 because it was like a thing

01:48:10.860 that was supposed to be

01:48:11.500 on like the collage part

01:48:13.360 and so you could see Joe Biden

01:48:14.940 like through like all the,

01:48:16.620 but he just,

01:48:17.200 and he posted that one.

01:48:18.060 Serious question.

01:48:18.800 Serious question.

01:48:19.280 Who's used the N-word more times?

01:48:20.740 Barack or Joe?

01:48:22.440 Joe.

01:48:23.240 Ooh, I don't know,

01:48:24.300 but Barack during sex

01:48:25.320 with Michael?

01:48:27.480 I know Barack likes

01:48:29.380 to put off this image

01:48:30.320 that he's like,

01:48:30.960 I'm one of the boys.

01:48:32.460 I can hang out in the hood,

01:48:33.560 but I really don't feel

01:48:34.340 like he's even done

01:48:35.000 like soft A.

01:48:36.540 Bro, he's from Chicago.

01:48:37.600 You're tripping.

01:48:37.620 I can't picture it all.

01:48:38.680 He's way too proper.

01:48:40.100 Yeah.

01:48:40.840 He'd say it like Jose does.

01:48:43.060 Bro, he was from Chicago.

01:48:44.740 You're tripping.

01:48:45.180 I don't give a fuck.

01:48:46.080 Dude, he's also a fucking

01:48:47.080 rated person by the feds.

01:48:49.080 Well, but that's it.

01:48:50.000 The CIA fucking took him in

01:48:51.500 in his college years

01:48:52.740 when they fucking put

01:48:53.460 his dumb ass in Harvard.

01:48:54.640 But I'm talking about

01:48:55.220 in high school,

01:48:55.920 you think homeboy

01:48:56.400 wasn't dropping ends?

01:48:57.480 He's gay.

01:48:58.240 Now think about Joe Biden

01:49:00.240 in high school.

01:49:00.960 You don't think he was

01:49:01.560 dropping hard ends?

01:49:02.080 That's a fair point.

01:49:03.120 That's a totally fair point.

01:49:04.580 And you know what?

01:49:05.560 Hard ER?

01:49:06.720 Joe Biden wins by a mile.

01:49:08.800 Yeah, that's true.

01:49:09.460 Yeah, he does.

01:49:10.440 But I saw a thing

01:49:12.260 the other day

01:49:12.700 that Michelle

01:49:14.120 or Michael,

01:49:15.460 whatever, Obama

01:49:16.020 was from the

01:49:17.420 actual worst block

01:49:19.960 for shootings

01:49:21.280 in the U.S.

01:49:22.500 She grew up in

01:49:23.560 the same place

01:49:24.700 that Chief Keef is from.

01:49:26.320 It's like the same.

01:49:26.980 I think it's called O-Block.

01:49:28.500 Well, given the pistol

01:49:29.400 she's packing,

01:49:29.980 it makes sense, right?

01:49:31.640 It's hard.

01:49:33.040 It literally has

01:49:33.800 more shootings there

01:49:34.860 just in that one place

01:49:36.400 than the rest of America combined.

01:49:37.820 Yeah, O-Block.

01:49:38.620 Who's got a bigger dick?

01:49:39.960 Mike or Barack?

01:49:41.380 Because I already talked

01:49:42.380 to a dude who blew Barack

01:49:43.760 and he's got a long skinny.

01:49:45.600 Long skinny.

01:49:46.800 Has a long thick.

01:49:48.480 Who has a better dick?

01:49:50.120 Obama or Toad?

01:49:52.080 Obama.

01:49:53.500 What?

01:49:53.880 You think so?

01:49:54.640 No, but Toad

01:49:55.480 has a better dick

01:49:56.000 than Joe Biden.

01:49:57.580 No, I don't think so.

01:49:58.640 I think Joe Biden

01:49:59.260 has a piece.

01:49:59.660 I think Toad has a better

01:50:00.100 dick for his body.

01:50:02.200 Hmm.

01:50:02.560 If that makes sense.

01:50:03.880 I mean, his body is shit

01:50:04.920 so that makes sense.

01:50:05.400 Like, you look at Toad

01:50:06.820 and you see his dick

01:50:07.760 and you're like,

01:50:08.320 oh, that's probably

01:50:09.260 slightly better

01:50:10.060 than I expected.

01:50:11.380 Whereas with Obama,

01:50:12.800 you're like,

01:50:13.080 that is worse

01:50:14.140 than what I expected.

01:50:15.340 Why is the chat,

01:50:16.280 like a bunch of people

01:50:16.940 in the chat saying me?

01:50:18.200 Like, did you send

01:50:18.820 my dick out?

01:50:20.280 Everybody's saying Toad.

01:50:22.760 They're going Toad,

01:50:23.540 Toad, Toad.

01:50:24.280 I might have sent it out.

01:50:25.420 I don't remember.

01:50:26.080 You sent it to Tim T.

01:50:27.440 Yeah, thank you.

01:50:28.360 No, I would say,

01:50:29.580 like, because,

01:50:30.760 like, I bet Joe Biden is old.

01:50:31.740 Dude, Tim T should stop

01:50:32.640 stealing, like,

01:50:33.500 rape valor.

01:50:34.400 You know,

01:50:34.620 stop pretending

01:50:35.140 like you're a victim,

01:50:35.820 huh, boy?

01:50:36.080 That's fucking me.

01:50:36.380 Wait, did you,

01:50:37.000 you showed it to Liz, right?

01:50:38.340 He obviously wanted him.

01:50:39.560 Yeah, yeah, I did.

01:50:40.400 But she was,

01:50:41.100 she was talking about

01:50:41.860 that's the Mike versus

01:50:42.920 We So Sorry.

01:50:44.960 Wait, we were talking

01:50:45.720 about Mike.

01:50:46.100 That's so great.

01:50:47.420 Please tweet that.

01:50:48.840 That's amazing, dude.

01:50:50.280 We So Sorry.

01:50:53.320 I was like,

01:50:55.180 what the fuck?

01:50:56.140 Tweet that

01:50:57.960 and then just tag Tim,

01:50:59.620 Tim Cast.

01:51:03.020 You guys think they're like,

01:51:04.480 could we,

01:51:04.840 could we harness the power

01:51:05.900 of the homeless or not?

01:51:06.760 Anybody?

01:51:07.360 No?

01:51:07.900 Yes.

01:51:08.380 Yes.

01:51:08.740 I always,

01:51:09.480 I think this is,

01:51:10.260 yes,

01:51:10.720 I was,

01:51:11.060 I was on conspiracy

01:51:12.420 extremist show on Tuesday

01:51:13.800 and one of his co-host

01:51:15.260 was like actually

01:51:16.020 for the immigrants

01:51:17.380 coming into the army

01:51:18.080 and I was like,

01:51:18.520 that's the dumbest shit ever.

01:51:20.240 Like them giving them

01:51:21.040 like citizenship

01:51:22.060 if they join the army.

01:51:23.220 I was like,

01:51:23.460 no, no, no.

01:51:23.940 It needs to just be,

01:51:25.400 we,

01:51:26.140 get the fucking homeless

01:51:28.120 to be in the army

01:51:28.800 and we just send them,

01:51:30.020 we send them wherever

01:51:30.840 and then we just leave them there.

01:51:33.380 Yeah,

01:51:33.540 we don't even,

01:51:34.400 we lose our presence.

01:51:35.360 Yeah,

01:51:35.520 we just like,

01:51:36.020 we're like,

01:51:36.400 oh,

01:51:36.720 sorry,

01:51:37.060 like the army messed up

01:51:37.820 and like you're here now

01:51:38.740 and they can't get back.

01:51:40.240 They're not getting back

01:51:40.900 from Afghanistan.

01:51:42.080 Who's more dangerous?

01:51:43.180 A Syrian refugee

01:51:44.020 who comes across the border,

01:51:45.700 fighting age male,

01:51:46.440 25,

01:51:47.540 obviously could have,

01:51:48.840 could have had ties to ISIS.

01:51:50.020 We don't really know.

01:51:50.960 Or,

01:51:51.660 no,

01:51:51.880 not the homeless,

01:51:52.240 or regular blue haired

01:51:54.480 college graduate

01:51:55.200 that's transitioning

01:51:56.200 and they want them

01:51:57.380 to be in the CIA.

01:51:58.580 I go,

01:51:59.320 I go blue haired transitioning.

01:52:01.560 Dangerous in what way?

01:52:02.620 Like physically dangerous

01:52:03.780 out the Syrian refugee

01:52:05.400 is way more dangerous

01:52:07.000 physically to me.

01:52:08.320 But,

01:52:08.840 I don't agree.

01:52:09.400 You're going to put a fucking

01:52:10.100 firearm in their hands.

01:52:10.980 Who's more likely

01:52:11.560 to pull it on you?

01:52:13.000 The Syrian refugee.

01:52:14.460 No,

01:52:14.720 you're wrong.

01:52:15.240 No,

01:52:15.640 you're obviously wrong.

01:52:16.280 Because the blue haired

01:52:17.580 feminist doesn't even

01:52:18.540 want to touch a firearm.

01:52:20.080 They're in the CIA cult.

01:52:21.520 They've already,

01:52:21.960 they've already entered.

01:52:23.040 But they still have.

01:52:23.740 Some of them shoot up

01:52:24.460 schools though.

01:52:25.640 Yeah.

01:52:26.360 And churches.

01:52:28.220 Yeah,

01:52:28.500 but the churches are also

01:52:29.300 done by the Muslims too.

01:52:31.460 No,

01:52:31.800 Muslims don't do shit.

01:52:32.600 That's a false flag.

01:52:33.820 Yep.

01:52:34.580 Christ church.

01:52:35.560 Shout out to him.

01:52:36.220 I've done a deep dive on that.

01:52:37.300 They're too busy praying

01:52:38.620 six times a day

01:52:39.220 to go kill anybody.

01:52:39.860 That's ridiculous.

01:52:41.340 That'd be really great

01:52:42.220 if they accidentally,

01:52:43.160 they go like two over

01:52:44.360 and they hear like

01:52:45.220 the call to prayer,

01:52:45.900 like in the middle

01:52:46.540 of shooting.

01:52:46.900 They're like,

01:52:47.120 oh shit.

01:52:49.580 They have to figure out

01:52:52.660 where Mecca is first.

01:52:54.060 They have like geolocated

01:52:55.040 or they're praying

01:52:56.000 this direction.

01:52:56.520 Honestly,

01:52:56.960 it's pretty convenient.

01:52:57.800 They're already screaming

01:52:58.420 to Allahu Akbar.

01:52:59.220 You might as well pray,

01:52:59.940 right?

01:53:00.360 How many,

01:53:00.740 how many mass shootings

01:53:01.780 happen on Ramadan,

01:53:02.780 right?

01:53:02.940 They probably like can't do it

01:53:04.320 because they have to

01:53:04.860 fucking.

01:53:05.400 You would,

01:53:05.980 you would think that

01:53:06.700 we would have absolutely

01:53:07.720 waxed all of the Middle East

01:53:09.360 by just being,

01:53:10.100 just attacking at the

01:53:11.260 correct times.

01:53:12.380 We could have got them.

01:53:13.340 We could have fucking

01:53:14.040 destroyed.

01:53:14.960 Israel on a Saturday.

01:53:16.440 Good luck.

01:53:17.500 Yeah.

01:53:17.900 Oh,

01:53:18.320 that's really bad.

01:53:19.260 Yeah,

01:53:19.380 that's true.

01:53:20.540 Don't they have like weird,

01:53:21.740 don't they like make it up

01:53:22.680 in the Talmud on why

01:53:23.700 they can like actually

01:53:24.600 defend them?

01:53:25.140 Like they can do work

01:53:26.120 on a Saturday

01:53:26.640 because it's like defense

01:53:28.100 or something like that.

01:53:29.480 Like why they can't.

01:53:30.280 There's always a legal loophole

01:53:31.500 if you're with me.

01:53:31.720 Yeah,

01:53:31.860 there's a,

01:53:32.280 yeah.

01:53:34.480 What's that switch?

01:53:35.780 Oh,

01:53:36.120 useful goy.

01:53:37.000 Yeah.

01:53:37.300 Yeah.

01:53:38.180 You just need a goy.

01:53:39.020 You just need to keep a little

01:53:40.080 bit of cattle goy around

01:53:41.340 and they can do your little

01:53:42.840 Saturday work for you.

01:53:43.820 You guys are real anti-Semites,

01:53:45.040 you know that?

01:53:45.880 Just a little bit.

01:53:47.140 All right.

01:53:47.280 I'm just bringing up the truth,

01:53:48.400 homie.

01:53:48.740 I mean,

01:53:49.120 don't get mad at me.

01:53:50.300 It's gotten so bad

01:53:51.320 that I'm getting Nick Fuentes

01:53:52.480 reels on my Instagram feed now.

01:53:55.600 Yeah.

01:53:56.440 Yeah.

01:53:57.820 It's because you like

01:53:58.720 so much anti-Semitic shit.

01:53:59.900 You're definitely

01:54:00.620 going to like Nick Fuentes.

01:54:01.500 Yes.

01:54:01.760 And it was,

01:54:02.200 it was literally Nick Fuentes

01:54:03.020 explaining why the

01:54:04.440 109 countries thing.

01:54:05.820 And like he was explaining

01:54:07.080 that he was going down

01:54:07.860 and he was like,

01:54:08.540 listen,

01:54:08.980 because the first

01:54:10.140 Judeo-Christians

01:54:10.960 that actually were

01:54:11.800 converts from like

01:54:13.360 Jewish,

01:54:15.140 like actual Jewish

01:54:16.540 Judaism to Christianity,

01:54:18.220 they were like,

01:54:18.680 oh,

01:54:18.780 by the way,

01:54:19.160 guys,

01:54:19.440 you need to see

01:54:19.960 what they actually say

01:54:20.640 in the Talmud.

01:54:21.380 They think the guy

01:54:22.000 you're worst for me

01:54:22.500 is like in piss

01:54:23.420 and dying.

01:54:24.540 And then,

01:54:25.180 they'll be like,

01:54:26.040 yeah,

01:54:26.220 just kick those guys out.

01:54:27.520 Like we don't want them.

01:54:28.320 This is what makes me think

01:54:29.100 that there's some sort of

01:54:30.000 op being ran

01:54:30.620 with the anti-Semitism

01:54:32.200 because like you couldn't,

01:54:33.820 you couldn't say anything

01:54:35.220 about COVID

01:54:35.940 or the vaccines

01:54:36.740 on Instagram

01:54:37.460 or Facebook

01:54:38.100 or any of that shit.

01:54:39.120 But the stuff you send me

01:54:40.520 on Instagram

01:54:41.340 is like racists

01:54:42.640 is all get out

01:54:43.320 and they don't seem

01:54:43.820 to give a fuck.

01:54:44.580 I like,

01:54:44.840 I think they're,

01:54:45.400 I honestly think

01:54:45.920 we're being opt into

01:54:46.740 a fucking like a civil war.

01:54:48.040 Like they're trying to.

01:54:49.060 Yeah.

01:54:49.240 That's why I think

01:54:49.780 my show is going to be fine.

01:54:51.020 I think this show

01:54:51.620 will be fine on YouTube as well.

01:54:53.320 We probably should just

01:54:54.000 leave it up there

01:54:54.640 and monetize it

01:54:55.360 because I get the way

01:54:56.860 the culture is going.

01:54:57.560 Your show,

01:54:58.320 Clint,

01:54:58.700 they don't want your show

01:54:59.800 because you're having

01:55:00.320 like meaningful dialogue.

01:55:01.880 I'm like trying not

01:55:02.940 to have a civil war

01:55:03.680 and they're like,

01:55:04.080 get this guy

01:55:04.660 the fuck out of here.

01:55:05.780 I just said,

01:55:07.240 and you,

01:55:07.780 both you and Reed liked it.

01:55:09.060 I sent,

01:55:09.500 it was a,

01:55:10.320 an animation

01:55:11.680 of a Owen Benjamin skit

01:55:15.360 of an Owen Benjamin bit.

01:55:16.420 I watched it.

01:55:16.780 It was fucking hilarious.

01:55:17.080 Yeah,

01:55:17.220 it was really funny,

01:55:18.000 but it was,

01:55:18.360 it was on Instagram.

01:55:19.080 It was a Owen Benjamin bit

01:55:20.440 about the Jews

01:55:21.260 trying to tell Mal

01:55:22.620 like how,

01:55:23.940 no,

01:55:24.160 no,

01:55:24.380 it was Pol Pot

01:55:24.900 on how he should like

01:55:26.380 be better at genocides

01:55:28.540 and they were like,

01:55:29.400 no,

01:55:29.640 you have to,

01:55:30.020 he's like,

01:55:30.580 the Jews are like,

01:55:31.200 you have to think

01:55:31.480 about the shoes.

01:55:32.280 Remember the shoes.

01:55:33.200 You got to show them.

01:55:33.580 You have to sell it.

01:55:34.360 You have to sell it.

01:55:35.040 He's like,

01:55:35.680 no,

01:55:35.940 I lined them up.

01:55:37.160 I used a pistol.

01:55:38.680 Shoot them all straight

01:55:39.640 in the back of the head.

01:55:40.400 He's like,

01:55:40.680 that's not how it's going

01:55:41.480 to get done.

01:55:42.200 I kill eight million

01:55:43.420 of them.

01:55:43.960 Eight million.

01:55:44.740 And then like,

01:55:45.220 he's like,

01:55:45.500 no,

01:55:45.700 no,

01:55:45.780 no,

01:55:45.900 you got to,

01:55:46.520 it's like,

01:55:46.980 you got to show them

01:55:47.880 that they made soap

01:55:48.980 out of their bodies.

01:55:49.740 Even though they think

01:55:50.500 these people are like,

01:55:52.040 they think they're lower

01:55:53.240 than rats,

01:55:53.760 but they want to use them

01:55:54.580 to clean their bodies.

01:55:55.500 It makes no sense,

01:55:56.160 but yes,

01:55:56.440 we got to tell them.

01:55:57.460 We haven't tried doing

01:55:58.500 racist accents in a while.

01:55:59.660 Can anybody,

01:56:00.320 we suck at racist accents.

01:56:02.140 That's why we don't do them,

01:56:03.040 Clint.

01:56:03.220 I know,

01:56:03.600 I know,

01:56:03.920 but like,

01:56:04.280 I feel like we need

01:56:04.840 to get better.

01:56:05.580 I feel like we do

01:56:06.160 pretty good at racist

01:56:07.040 black accents.

01:56:08.180 You guys see Schmuley

01:56:09.060 debated Finkelstein

01:56:09.860 and unironically

01:56:11.060 brought up the lampshades

01:56:12.200 thing in the Holocaust.

01:56:13.560 Guys,

01:56:13.740 I'm going to be honest

01:56:15.220 with you,

01:56:15.500 Jose,

01:56:15.900 never looked into it.

01:56:16.840 Is it totally bullshit?

01:56:18.040 Oh,

01:56:18.280 I mean,

01:56:18.800 extremely dubious

01:56:20.360 would be the way to do it.

01:56:21.120 There was like one person

01:56:22.200 who made some sort of claim.

01:56:23.560 Can you explain

01:56:23.900 the definition of dubious?

01:56:25.540 It's not very likely.

01:56:27.560 Like,

01:56:27.780 it's on very,

01:56:28.840 very shaky ground.

01:56:29.840 That sounds like

01:56:30.700 Holocaust denial.

01:56:32.360 I mean,

01:56:32.620 yeah,

01:56:33.100 I mean,

01:56:33.420 but it's true.

01:56:34.700 I don't know what to tell you.

01:56:37.280 I'm just here for the truth.

01:56:38.720 I'm not,

01:56:39.080 I mean,

01:56:39.300 that makes me an anti-Semite.

01:56:40.440 I guess that's what I am.

01:56:43.160 Toad's ready to be done

01:56:44.100 with this.

01:56:44.400 I didn't build the tunnels.

01:56:45.160 Toad's private messaging us.

01:56:46.540 He's like,

01:56:46.760 gotta bring this in soon.

01:56:48.160 Toad's so fucking dope.

01:56:49.040 And Jose's like,

01:56:49.940 both of the feds of the show,

01:56:52.400 they're like,

01:56:52.620 we should probably bring it in.

01:56:53.820 Toad,

01:56:54.020 let's get into overtime.

01:56:54.900 Your suicide can wait,

01:56:55.840 Toad,

01:56:56.000 relax.

01:56:57.740 But now the soap,

01:56:58.820 soap is a complete bullshit.

01:57:01.200 Complete bullshit.

01:57:02.380 Like,

01:57:02.560 just put that out there.

01:57:04.060 What about the jerk-off machines?

01:57:06.320 Oh,

01:57:06.540 that's bullshit,

01:57:07.160 for sure.

01:57:07.960 What about the pools?

01:57:09.640 Oh,

01:57:09.980 the pools were great.

01:57:10.860 Nice blue crystal water.

01:57:13.240 If the jerk-off machines were real,

01:57:15.380 that seems like it'd be

01:57:16.140 more of a party

01:57:17.020 than a concentration camp,

01:57:18.540 no?

01:57:18.940 Yeah.

01:57:19.440 Exactly.

01:57:20.560 Yeah,

01:57:20.760 you're not going to kill someone

01:57:21.440 that way that's retarded.

01:57:22.480 It was a party.

01:57:23.580 They were fucking partying

01:57:24.440 in there, man.

01:57:25.140 than anything else.

01:57:26.300 Do you think that you could die

01:57:27.340 from a jerk-off machine?

01:57:28.180 I mean,

01:57:28.440 it ripped your dick off,

01:57:29.560 obviously.

01:57:29.880 If I know anything

01:57:30.920 from playing The Sims,

01:57:32.460 yes,

01:57:32.740 you can die from that.

01:57:35.520 If I know anything

01:57:36.760 from playing The Sims,

01:57:38.120 I'll tell you one thing.

01:57:39.420 If I learned anything

01:57:40.300 from playing The Sims,

01:57:41.160 it's that you do not want

01:57:42.160 to remove all the doors

01:57:43.300 from a bathroom

01:57:43.940 while you're inside of it.

01:57:45.020 Yes.

01:57:45.300 Don't do that.

01:57:45.600 Then you also don't want

01:57:46.740 to have sex

01:57:47.120 more than seven times

01:57:48.240 in one day.

01:57:48.860 You will die.

01:57:49.320 This is a gangster shirt.

01:57:51.220 If we had a picture

01:57:52.180 of all of us

01:57:52.900 taking a shower.

01:57:53.960 That's great.

01:57:54.800 And then it's a shower game.

01:57:55.780 You know what's coming up?

01:57:56.700 Yeah,

01:57:57.100 some weird green gas.

01:57:59.060 We don't need a picture,

01:58:00.280 Top.

01:58:00.440 You're the artist.

01:58:01.700 Just try it.

01:58:02.520 I don't want to get

01:58:03.060 a shower with all you.

01:58:04.480 He'll be better

01:58:05.120 with the picture.

01:58:06.000 He has to trace it.

01:58:07.400 He has to trace it

01:58:08.160 is the problem.

01:58:08.560 Yeah,

01:58:08.700 that's what I mean.

01:58:09.360 No,

01:58:09.620 I mean a real picture.

01:58:11.020 It would just be...

01:58:11.520 I could draw it,

01:58:12.660 but it would be better

01:58:13.440 if we were all in one spot.

01:58:14.440 Are you trying to get

01:58:14.600 to take a shower together?

01:58:15.500 Is that what you're doing

01:58:15.900 your fucking homo?

01:58:17.840 Maybe.

01:58:18.820 Sounds pretty gay.

01:58:19.640 What is...

01:58:20.460 There were six million Jews

01:58:21.480 who were turning to

01:58:22.600 Ash and Lampshades

01:58:23.700 and shot

01:58:24.280 and they're in,

01:58:24.880 you know...

01:58:26.100 There were six million...

01:58:27.600 Ash and Lampshades.

01:58:32.200 Well,

01:58:33.380 it started off with

01:58:34.140 Dubious with six million

01:58:35.100 and got to extremely

01:58:35.980 Dubious with Lampshades.

01:58:37.140 He stopped

01:58:37.860 at complete bullshit.

01:58:38.740 I'm surprised

01:58:39.260 he didn't drop

01:58:39.760 the soap line.

01:58:41.160 But, you know,

01:58:41.720 so that's his line.

01:58:42.740 Extremely Dubious

01:58:43.920 is where he stops.

01:58:45.120 How could you not

01:58:46.280 look at that guy's face

01:58:47.200 and be like,

01:58:47.600 this guy's clearly

01:58:48.220 a bad guy.

01:58:49.000 The physiognomy

01:58:50.300 of this guy's face.

01:58:51.580 He's lying to me.

01:58:53.380 He's lying to me.

01:58:54.100 I was thinking about this.

01:58:55.400 There is a picture

01:58:56.220 of a shirtless

01:58:56.880 in a pool hugging.

01:58:58.180 That is definitely

01:58:58.840 going to be easy.

01:58:59.220 That could be turned into it.

01:59:00.540 Yeah,

01:59:00.760 that could totally

01:59:01.200 just be us

01:59:01.640 in a shower room together.

01:59:02.700 Wow,

01:59:02.900 we're getting played off.

01:59:07.660 It's like the light

01:59:08.700 at the comedy cellar,

01:59:10.680 whatever they have

01:59:11.100 the light that comes on.

01:59:12.000 The big hook

01:59:13.420 and just fucking

01:59:14.220 That's like my life.

01:59:16.940 I'm trying to make jokes

01:59:17.880 and then I just see the light

01:59:18.860 but it's the light

01:59:19.460 at the end of the tunnel.

01:59:21.160 Yeah,

01:59:21.340 your life is a joke.

01:59:23.000 Yeah,

01:59:23.520 that looks like

01:59:24.000 it's it, guys.

01:59:25.240 It's a wrap on the show.

01:59:26.500 It was a beautiful show.

01:59:27.620 Hey, real shit though,

01:59:28.300 the episode I dropped

01:59:29.380 on Liberty Lockdown today

01:59:30.300 is one of the best

01:59:30.940 because I was so pissed off

01:59:32.200 that I got a strike on YouTube

01:59:33.240 and I held nothing back.

01:59:34.940 Everybody go listen.

01:59:35.820 Watch.

01:59:36.060 Went full Holocaust denial

01:59:37.180 and I don't know why

01:59:38.920 he kept it up on YouTube.

01:59:40.160 Just retarded.

01:59:41.520 I made a bunch of

01:59:42.220 dubious claims,

01:59:43.380 if you will.

01:59:44.180 That would actually

01:59:44.780 would be great

01:59:45.420 if that's the way

01:59:46.100 you got kicked off

01:59:46.840 because you're just like,

01:59:47.520 you know what?

01:59:47.820 Fuck it, guys.

01:59:48.380 I just can't anymore.

01:59:49.420 I can't do it.

01:59:50.380 It didn't happen.

01:59:50.960 I can't deal with

01:59:51.500 their censorship.

01:59:53.020 That's bullshit.

01:59:54.680 It is.

01:59:55.740 Six million is bullshit, guys.

01:59:57.280 We'll see you next week.

01:59:58.460 Fuck.

02:00:04.840 By the way,

02:00:05.760 how are you doing, Clint?

02:00:06.840 Thanks for joining.

02:00:07.980 Toad left.

02:00:09.060 Toad left because he had,

02:00:10.700 look,

02:00:11.080 we're going to present

02:00:12.040 a new thing this week.

02:00:13.120 It's Tower Gangsta of the Week.

02:00:15.680 This Fanny Willis,

02:00:18.320 she had a house in Atlanta.

02:00:21.380 She put nigger and bitch

02:00:23.020 on the house.

02:00:23.620 It's her own tower.

02:00:24.980 So in the spirit of Tower Gang,

02:00:26.960 she is our gangsta of the week.

02:00:29.640 We're going to skip.

02:00:30.380 Look, last week,

02:00:30.980 there was a bunch of views.

02:00:32.100 Rumble had a live around

02:00:35.040 almost 100 and 450, 424.

02:00:38.420 So go check that out.

02:00:39.360 It looks like we're

02:00:39.880 going to move there.

02:00:40.800 Having sex with your wife.

02:00:42.340 Look, we came out

02:00:43.020 with a new yellow pill.

02:00:44.260 If you've got an Asian wife

02:00:46.000 and you're a white guy,

02:00:46.800 you might want to check out

02:00:47.560 the new yellow pill.

02:00:49.000 It's especially for you.

02:00:50.120 Hymns is for the religious.

02:00:51.540 Want to have sex with your wife?

02:00:53.500 Nikki H said,

02:00:55.480 12 fellas down,

02:00:56.560 one to go.

02:00:57.140 She's an anonymous

02:00:58.080 testimonial on that.

02:00:59.840 We're going to skip

02:01:00.460 all the legal stuff.

02:01:01.280 We're going to get here.

02:01:02.380 Yeah, the N word by Luke.

02:01:04.040 We're still sorry about that.

02:01:05.340 Toad and the Fed

02:01:06.880 better off dead.

02:01:08.340 Go check out his show.

02:01:10.040 Cole was on

02:01:10.880 The Conspiracy Extremist.

02:01:12.440 He's one of our

02:01:13.400 always consistent

02:01:15.200 commenters on here.

02:01:16.880 This is what I don't understand.

02:01:18.640 Top Lobster,

02:01:19.700 Daniel on Nephilim Death Squad.

02:01:22.200 Daniel has,

02:01:23.300 or sorry,

02:01:23.820 David has the sunglasses

02:01:25.500 from like a 70s

02:01:27.140 cop show.

02:01:29.120 And Top Lobster

02:01:30.400 is drinking

02:01:30.940 with a silly straw

02:01:33.200 out of a Coke can.

02:01:34.300 I don't understand that.

02:01:35.480 Really,

02:01:36.000 I must say that,

02:01:37.000 oh my,

02:01:37.480 go check out,

02:01:40.760 I'm going to implore

02:01:41.580 two shows this week.

02:01:43.180 One is the

02:01:44.240 No Way Hill Was A show.

02:01:45.320 He is doing amazing stuff

02:01:46.640 with the Jones Plantation,

02:01:49.340 Jim Jones down there.

02:01:51.140 And also,

02:01:51.840 I'm going to say Clint.

02:01:52.900 He's been amazing.

02:01:54.200 He went nuts today

02:01:55.380 on his show

02:01:56.040 as if someone stole

02:01:57.280 his last mug.

02:01:58.780 Also,

02:01:59.260 by the way,

02:01:59.600 if you check out his show,

02:02:00.680 he uses light mode.

02:02:01.720 I don't understand

02:02:02.480 what that's up about

02:02:03.300 on Twitter,

02:02:03.860 but he does.

02:02:04.940 Top Lobster.com,

02:02:06.120 there's a new

02:02:06.560 Tower Gang specific site.

02:02:09.000 We're getting a bunch

02:02:09.840 of swag out there,

02:02:10.700 so go visit

02:02:11.260 TopLobster.com

02:02:12.500 for all your best stuff.

02:02:14.540 I did a thing

02:02:15.360 about Fannie Willis,

02:02:16.980 how she resembles

02:02:17.980 the Klingons.

02:02:19.000 I would implore you

02:02:19.860 to go watch

02:02:20.300 Drunk Attorney

02:02:21.460 talking about legal stuff.

02:02:23.080 Nothing is better

02:02:23.740 than that.

02:02:24.500 Next week,

02:02:25.020 we're going to talk

02:02:25.500 about another

02:02:25.900 ambiguously gay duo,

02:02:28.120 are we?

02:02:28.540 And the mystery

02:02:30.040 of the bike.

02:02:31.100 Owen's bike,

02:02:31.860 I think we might

02:02:32.500 have found it.

02:02:33.340 It's the Tower Power Hour

02:02:34.700 Slut.

02:02:35.300 It's the Tower Power Hour,

02:02:36.460 bitch.

02:02:37.060 No way,

02:02:37.600 Jose.

02:02:38.500 Liberty Lockdown.

02:02:39.720 It's the Tower Power Hour,

02:02:40.740 bitch.

02:02:42.240 Reed.

02:02:44.980 Cole.

02:02:46.560 Top Lobster.

02:02:47.740 And Toad.

02:02:49.120 Tower Gang,

02:02:49.700 Tower Gang,

02:02:50.200 Tower Gang,

02:02:50.680 Tower Gang.

02:02:51.680 Tower Gang,

02:02:52.260 Tower Gang,

02:02:52.760 Tower Gang,

02:02:53.240 Tower Gang.

02:02:53.340 Liberty Lock is truth say.

02:02:55.180 Same with Lobster,

02:02:56.260 Cole,

02:02:56.580 and Jose.

02:02:57.740 Toad is sick,

02:02:58.560 no way,

02:02:59.080 Jose.

02:02:59.340 It's the Tower Power Hour,

02:03:00.740 slug.

02:03:01.180 They made Dave spit all his

02:03:02.700 Tower Gang,

02:03:03.240 Tower Gang,

02:03:03.740 Tower Gang,

02:03:04.220 Tower Gang.

02:03:04.800 Tower Gang,

02:03:05.660 Tower Gang,

02:03:06.120 Tower Gang,

02:03:06.840 Tower Gang.

02:03:07.180 Tower Gang,

02:03:07.700 Tower Gang,

02:03:08.280 Tower Gang,

02:03:08.580 Tower Gang.

02:03:09.200 They speak Courage,

02:03:10.220 you sped,

02:03:10.740 sped,

02:03:11.200 more than Rogan,

02:03:12.200 you fed,

02:03:12.740 you fed,

02:03:13.180 Truth followers,

02:03:13.780 weathered,

02:03:14.260 timcaste hotel,

02:03:15.200 hotel,

02:03:15.780 more offensive,

02:03:16.760 L.O.S.,

02:03:17.520 no disrespect,

02:03:18.700 more offensive than L.O.S.,

02:03:19.820 no disrespect.

02:03:21.300 Tower Gang,

02:03:21.840 Tower Gang,

02:03:22.340 Tower Gang,

02:03:22.880 Tower Gang.

02:03:23.680 Tower Gang,

02:03:24.180 Over Gang,

02:03:24.240 They made Dave spit all his

02:03:25.740 pain,

02:03:26.120 Tower Gang,

02:03:26.700 Tower Gang,

02:03:27.180 Tower Gang,

02:03:27.720 That's all folks.

Tower Gang - February 22, 2024

Ep 165 - Year of the Tunnel

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