Tower Gang - February 22, 2024


Ep 165 - Year of the Tunnel


Episode Stats


Length

2 hours and 3 minutes

Words per minute

199.63367

Word count

24,704

Sentence count

3,139

Harmful content

Misogyny

234

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Toxicity

1,469

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Hate speech

242

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Summary

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Tower Gang is a group of four dudes who talk about a variety of topics including: 1. Jews are retarded 2. Women are stupid 3. The Jews are dumb 4. People who are retarded should be killed 5. It's not about the Jews, it's about the women 6. We don't know what it means to be retarded 7. We're all retarded 8. We need to stop saying racial slurs

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I have some merch, TopLobster.com, MerchEngine.com, I'm an artist, I'm a retard, and man, I like
00:00:09.980 saying racial slurs, that's, yeah, Cole, it's, uh, retarded, check out Tower Gang, go to 0.98
00:00:17.400 towergangpod.com slash nigger. 1.00
00:00:30.000 My name's Elijah Schaefer, and today the Tower Gang is crashing, let's go. 0.97
00:00:53.540 Scrum give me umptious car, I thought I'd say it like that, it's weird.
00:00:57.400 It might not be the right time, I might not be the right one, but there's something about
00:01:09.500 us. 0.82
00:01:10.380 Do you want to come and fuck up Elijah's show? 0.96
00:01:12.020 I said, absolutely, I'll be there. 1.00
00:01:13.320 I would like to kill all of the Jews. 1.00
00:01:17.240 The root of it is just women are retarded, like. 1.00
00:01:21.580 Pretty dense yourself, I'm sorry to say. 1.00
00:01:24.020 Stop fucking saying my friend. 1.00
00:01:27.400 And when you leave that door on your house, then you're going to get fucking executed 1.00
00:01:35.800 or thrown in jail. 1.00
00:01:37.040 And so, like, that's the way people say, like, well, how do we fix the gay problem? 0.99
00:01:39.680 Dude, if we just enforce fascistically, like.
00:01:42.360 Oh, yeah.
00:01:43.980 Oh.
00:01:46.500 I think he's dead.
00:01:48.820 You okay?
00:01:49.740 Yeah, you alright?
00:01:51.040 You sure? 0.93
00:01:51.620 Let me push in his face. 0.74
00:01:52.800 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:01:53.980 It's Power Gang Wednesday, motherfucker. 1.00
00:02:23.420 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:02:28.380 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00
00:02:30.060 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00
00:02:32.820 ...mussy? 1.00
00:02:35.080 You want to kill me or you want to give me a boner? 1.00
00:02:37.780 I don't know. 1.00
00:02:38.840 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00
00:02:42.040 How low is me? 1.00
00:02:43.140 I'm retarded. 1.00
00:02:44.400 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where 0.99
00:02:47.700 the three of you had a threesome of some kind? 1.00
00:02:52.660 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00
00:02:56.880 Fucking asshole. 1.00
00:02:58.800 Toad's on fire! 1.00
00:03:00.100 She was a 10 in real life.
00:03:01.560 She's like a dead 8.
00:03:02.920 So...
00:03:03.520 Louis, you're like a brother to me.
00:03:06.480 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang.
00:03:08.440 That is my...
00:03:08.920 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00
00:03:11.500 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:03:18.520 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:03:20.300 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:03:21.140 What this show is about, this shit is retarded, son. 1.00
00:03:27.860 Pump up the jam. 1.00
00:03:29.360 Pump it up.
00:03:30.160 It's Wednesday at 9-11.
00:03:32.220 And you tuned in to the right channel.
00:03:34.280 This is Clint Russell. 0.98
00:03:35.360 I'm going to see if I can get two strikes in a single motherfucking day because I'm going 1.00
00:03:38.700 to burn this bitch to the ground, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:03:41.900 Clint Russell hosts Liberty Lockdown. 1.00
00:03:43.480 Welcome to Tower Gang.
00:03:44.280 We got Top Lobster, the progenitor of TopLobster.com, the finest wares in all the lands. 0.99
00:03:48.220 He's also the host of Nephilim Death Squad because he fucks your mother. 1.00
00:03:53.260 We got Cole, who's also fucking your mom, most likely, because this man is attractive. 1.00
00:03:59.520 If he was not a certifiable legal bidget, he would fuck everybody's bitch. 1.00
00:04:04.560 That's a fact. 1.00
00:04:05.980 We got...
00:04:06.660 He's not a host of anything.
00:04:08.100 It doesn't matter.
00:04:08.980 We got the host of No Way Jose, Jose Galizan.
00:04:12.460 Pump up the jam for Jose. 0.94
00:04:13.800 He's been doing some wild shit about some cults, and he's been risking his life to get the truth 0.97
00:04:17.760 out to the people. 0.98
00:04:18.360 He's a real journalist, even though he's got a terrible lisp, and he really probably shouldn't
00:04:21.060 be a podcaster.
00:04:21.980 We got Toad, who's the host of Better Off Dead and Should Be Dead.
00:04:26.820 All right. 1.00
00:04:27.520 Fuck Tyler. 1.00
00:04:28.500 He got me on this one, Tyler. 1.00
00:04:30.380 God damn it. 1.00
00:04:31.360 You popped me. 1.00
00:04:32.240 I was usually...
00:04:33.280 I like to cut Clint off right away. 0.98
00:04:36.360 Once he starts his intros, I just like to fucking derail it. 0.93
00:04:38.840 But that time, something about the music, something about the way he was just cooking. 0.87
00:04:44.900 Yeah.
00:04:45.060 I mean, it was a whole mood. 0.99
00:04:48.800 You got to let it fucking marinate sometimes. 0.97
00:04:51.520 What it is is that it marinated for long enough because Jesus Christ, our intros are getting 0.99
00:04:55.300 long.
00:04:55.800 You got to let it soak.
00:04:56.660 Yeah.
00:04:56.720 I mean, it's marinating.
00:04:58.560 We're really giving the audience some marinating.
00:05:00.040 Our intros are better than our own shows, so let's not be too critical.
00:05:04.460 The whole show should be an intro.
00:05:05.840 We're really just trying to keep Lainey from killing themselves because there's a 40% chance
00:05:10.540 anyway.
00:05:11.700 And if we stop...
00:05:12.520 We got into a situation with Lainey where they, them, started to make us videos.
00:05:17.380 And then I was like, if we say no, the blood's on our hands.
00:05:20.460 Yeah, it is.
00:05:21.120 You know what I mean?
00:05:21.600 It's like every time he, she puts out a video, we're like, oh, banger, dude.
00:05:26.800 Banger.
00:05:27.560 Totally.
00:05:28.140 In our private group chats, we're like, geez, they need to stop.
00:05:31.260 These are getting really bad.
00:05:32.400 They, them, is just DMing me every morning.
00:05:34.820 It's like another cut on their arm and they say, missed again.
00:05:38.420 And then I'm like, retweet, bookmark, quote tweet, and then retweet from my other accounts
00:05:46.020 too.
00:05:46.780 We have to use basically an Asian woman too. 1.00
00:05:48.840 So the more we have Shim doing edits, the less we have him out on the road.
00:05:53.280 So it works out well.
00:05:54.300 We have to use their pronouns because we legitimately have no idea what their gender is.
00:05:59.480 I like the idea of growing this show to a point where we could have like a factory, like it's 0.99
00:06:04.960 just a factory where we come to and then you can do your shit there. 0.88
00:06:08.820 And in a small closet of the factory, we have Laney and Tatters and just like furiously editing 0.98
00:06:15.000 on their they, them cell phone and we don't keep any lights in there.
00:06:19.000 Can we do that?
00:06:19.640 But yeah, the Tranny Tower, that's what we'll call it. 0.99
00:06:22.720 Yeah.
00:06:23.700 It's kind of like a, like a Rapunzel type of thing.
00:06:26.520 We just keep this like, but it's like, oh yeah, just let him, him, Shim, he, sure, whatever,
00:06:31.860 grow his, her hair out. 0.83
00:06:33.780 And then we get a bell tower for Shim.
00:06:38.000 Yes.
00:06:38.280 And then we keep him, Shim up, her, she up there.
00:06:47.240 And don't let him down. 1.00
00:06:49.440 We'll be like, keep working on videos, bitch. 1.00
00:06:51.740 I can't tell if this, if this is going to make Laney more or less suicidal. 0.98
00:06:57.180 Like they, like they, them might love this.
00:06:59.980 He, her may not. 0.80
00:07:01.840 I think what it would happen is, they'll love it.
00:07:05.320 She, uh, like the, every time like the noose gets longer, but also she like, but she gets 1.00
00:07:11.500 higher up.
00:07:12.340 So she's always, it's like a jump and it's just, it doesn't do anything, but like, it
00:07:16.320 just keeps, it's at the same time she's getting closer to death.
00:07:19.960 It's, it's he.
00:07:20.980 I don't know why you keep doing this to her.
00:07:22.760 Please stop. 0.99
00:07:27.760 Because I don't know what the fuck Cole just said. 0.99
00:07:30.120 We have to force Laney to get haircuts though, right? 1.00
00:07:32.740 Because Laney's hair will eventually get so long that he, she can let it all the way 0.60
00:07:36.500 down and a prince will actually be able to come climb it to, uh, rescue her.
00:07:40.320 So we have to make sure that doesn't happen either.
00:07:42.240 That was a call back to the Rapunzel reference.
00:07:44.540 We just, do you think, do you think he, she wants a prince or a princess?
00:07:49.240 It's wild that this happens to us every week.
00:07:51.660 Hey, imagine, imagine that Tower Gang, uh, had to get on, on Noah's Ark and they were like
00:07:56.940 only two.
00:07:59.000 Wait, no.
00:07:59.840 Who do you pick?
00:08:00.700 Toad just said it's a callback.
00:08:02.120 He said, it's a callback to, to literally 30 seconds ago when Jose made that joke.
00:08:06.280 When we already made the joke, like the Rapunzel joke was already made.
00:08:10.300 It wasn't the same joke.
00:08:11.700 It was an expansion on the joke.
00:08:13.600 You're not, yes, Andy.
00:08:15.060 It wasn't so much an expansion as just completely explaining the joke, but when it wasn't at
00:08:20.980 all necessary, it was very odd.
00:08:22.240 I literally said, put him up in a tower like Rapunzel, like make him, her, she, it grow its
00:08:27.280 hair out.
00:08:27.800 And I said that verbatim.
00:08:29.740 But I said, I said that we have to cut it so that that doesn't happen.
00:08:34.420 Why?
00:08:35.520 The joke was that it's Rapunzel.
00:08:37.620 Because, because we have to keep as our prisoner permanently, permanent prisoner.
00:08:42.740 I'm saving Top and Jose.
00:08:43.940 Final answer.
00:08:44.620 Go ahead.
00:08:45.600 Oh, nice.
00:08:45.940 What's the question?
00:08:48.020 Oh, yeah.
00:08:48.320 What was the question?
00:08:49.200 Are you reading the mailbags?
00:08:50.680 We're going on, we're getting on Noah's Ark.
00:08:52.420 It's not a mailbag.
00:08:52.960 No, I just want to know.
00:08:53.960 We're getting on Noah's Ark.
00:08:54.800 You have to save two of us.
00:08:56.060 You can only save two.
00:08:57.540 Who is it?
00:08:58.100 And it can't be yourself?
00:08:59.360 Noah's Ark.
00:09:00.240 No, it can't be yourself. 1.00
00:09:01.260 That's gay. 1.00
00:09:01.940 So I want to know the reason for Top and Jose, because there's multiple reasons. 0.92
00:09:05.160 Obviously, we're the ones who have the most children that I'm assuming that's like a hypothetical
00:09:08.680 includes your family.
00:09:09.500 I'm giving no justification.
00:09:10.760 But if it's Noah's Ark.
00:09:11.560 Yeah, it's just two of you.
00:09:12.760 Your children die.
00:09:13.900 Like, it's actually kind of worse.
00:09:15.940 It's way worse than he chose you to.
00:09:18.500 Because if you have children, then you have to leave them.
00:09:21.340 In this situation, you're Noah.
00:09:25.360 You're saying you're Noah, Clint, and then we're the animals?
00:09:28.180 And you have to pick two of us to read.
00:09:32.160 Clint, do you know how old Noah was?
00:09:33.300 And repopulate the earth. 0.98
00:09:34.620 Do you know how old Noah was when he fucking built that Ark? 0.98
00:09:37.720 Half my age? 0.99
00:09:38.700 I don't know.
00:09:39.280 400 years old or something.
00:09:40.720 He was 600 years old.
00:09:42.500 I knew it.
00:09:42.800 Yeah.
00:09:43.340 He was 600.
00:09:44.040 Your age.
00:09:44.760 Literally.
00:09:45.080 Right.
00:09:45.820 Your age.
00:09:46.520 This is why I'm Noah.
00:09:47.340 This is why I came up with a hypothetical.
00:09:48.840 He was sleeping Noah.
00:09:49.740 He was like, I am building an Ark.
00:09:51.120 And I just chose you two.
00:09:52.400 This is the announcement.
00:09:53.540 Like, you're Top and Jose.
00:09:54.760 You made it.
00:09:55.700 It's like me and Toad are just, which by the way, Toad, great hat.
00:09:59.320 Love it.
00:10:00.060 Are you saying that you'd want us to reproduce the world with you?
00:10:03.480 I mean, that'd be fun to watch, but if I was going to go off that, I'd probably rather watch 1.00
00:10:10.240 Cole fuck one of you, to be honest. 0.99
00:10:12.320 Oh, I was going to ask you, if you're bringing two of us, that means you also have to bring 1.00
00:10:15.700 two other women, or at least three other women, because you yourself are also in this.
00:10:18.660 What three women would you choose? 1.00
00:10:21.820 Nah.
00:10:22.140 I just want to be the bro.
00:10:25.880 They had a good run.
00:10:27.020 They had a good run. 1.00
00:10:28.020 Let's just kill it right here. 1.00
00:10:29.180 You know? 1.00
00:10:30.480 It's like, I think we can evolve in the 30 years it takes for us to, before we die, to
00:10:35.400 figure out how to bring back the earth.
00:10:36.800 We'll bring Lainey. 0.99
00:10:37.480 If we need a bitch, we'll bring Lainey. 1.00
00:10:40.320 That's what we should do. 1.00
00:10:41.020 We just bring all trans.
00:10:42.460 That way we can still hang with the boys, but then still get some bussy. 1.00
00:10:47.240 Like, you know?
00:10:48.840 Yeah, you know what I was just thinking? 0.99
00:10:50.640 Like, making all these people gay is actually a genocide. 0.95
00:10:54.500 Like, with the water, how they're making the frogs and the people gay. 1.00
00:10:58.320 But like, if you put no bitches on that boat, then it's a genocide. 1.00
00:11:01.820 Like, we're over. 0.99
00:11:02.480 Human race is done.
00:11:03.600 Right. 1.00
00:11:03.800 And that's kind of what they're doing to these fags. 1.00
00:11:06.760 And us, in general. 0.99
00:11:07.840 I mean, how many people have they genocided by making these people gay? 0.96
00:11:13.080 Yeah, this is the flood. 0.97
00:11:14.360 Billions.
00:11:14.840 It's crazy.
00:11:15.720 Billions!
00:11:16.460 And then think about the vax, too.
00:11:18.500 Like, I mean, what that's doing to people. 0.99
00:11:20.200 That's fucking... 0.99
00:11:21.320 Might as well just be a genocide as well. 1.00
00:11:23.620 Hmm. 1.00
00:11:23.940 And the vax basically makes you gay. 1.00
00:11:25.240 So you're double... 1.00
00:11:25.840 Dude, you're double genocide. 1.00
00:11:27.140 The vax makes you gay and makes you infertile as well. 1.00
00:11:29.640 So it's double, like, double genocide. 0.99
00:11:31.540 We're going to have to delete this immediately.
00:11:33.080 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:34.300 I'm just saying, like... 0.97
00:11:35.840 Like, I don't give a shit about this YouTube, but it's like... 0.92
00:11:38.720 Sorry. 0.97
00:11:39.820 I really went there.
00:11:40.800 Like, you're safer to say racial slurs. 0.63
00:11:43.400 Like, we could say racial slurs for 90 minutes straight.
00:11:45.700 Still safer than what you just said in that...
00:11:47.500 No, but it's true, though, because the vax...
00:11:50.020 What were they...
00:11:50.580 Didn't RFK say that? 1.00
00:11:52.060 Like, the vaccine makes the Jews more fertile or some shit like that? 1.00
00:11:55.400 Is that what he said? 1.00
00:11:56.860 No.
00:11:57.060 Really?
00:11:57.620 No.
00:11:58.040 Yes.
00:11:58.700 No.
00:11:59.420 He said that it doesn't kill them.
00:12:00.620 He said it fuels their psionic powers or something like that.
00:12:03.520 I don't know.
00:12:04.780 He said that they actually just released...
00:12:07.520 And maybe Clint talked about this today, and that's why he got a strike.
00:12:09.860 That they just released that actually...
00:12:11.140 So let's talk about it.
00:12:13.540 Dude, Clint is up there.
00:12:14.420 They actually released an article that says that the vax does slightly increase your risk of cardiovascular and blood...
00:12:20.620 Slightly.
00:12:21.060 And it literally says slightly increase your risk of cardiovascular and blood diseases and, like, death.
00:12:26.640 They're just slowly starting to admit it.
00:12:28.760 Weirdly, 2-vax is your production of adrenochrome for some reason.
00:12:31.840 I don't know why.
00:12:32.580 No, no, no, no.
00:12:33.180 Guys, guys.
00:12:34.140 Not you, Clint.
00:12:35.260 Everyone else.
00:12:35.780 Are you still mad about it?
00:12:37.040 About, like, the whole vaccine thing?
00:12:38.220 Because you remember how crazy it made us.
00:12:40.860 Right?
00:12:41.040 The thing...
00:12:41.400 It didn't affect me as much.
00:12:42.620 That's why I wasn't, like...
00:12:44.300 I'm probably not as mad as some other people because it just didn't...
00:12:46.780 Like, I never had to do it.
00:12:47.300 I'm not mad.
00:12:48.480 I'm not mad anymore.
00:12:49.380 And I should be real mad.
00:12:50.760 Like, I moved away.
00:12:52.900 And now when I...
00:12:53.900 But you moved and it got better for you, though.
00:12:55.940 That's the problem. 0.99
00:12:56.580 You're also clown-pilled. 0.99
00:12:57.700 It's different. 0.98
00:12:58.440 Well, most of the clown-pilled... 0.91
00:12:59.380 I'm like, see if you're clown-pilled. 0.79
00:13:00.240 It's not good. 1.00
00:13:01.340 Basically, everybody who got vaxxed is a faggot, so it's fine. 1.00
00:13:04.140 I'm, like, mad in, like, an intellectual way. 1.00
00:13:06.380 Wait!
00:13:06.960 Wait!
00:13:07.300 No!
00:13:07.980 Hold on. 1.00
00:13:08.900 Yes, Mr. Faggot talk? 1.00
00:13:11.580 No, Toad, you can't do that again. 0.99
00:13:13.300 You can't do that twice.
00:13:14.240 Like, he's just...
00:13:14.740 He explained the premise of the joke again.
00:13:17.220 Like, that's two times.
00:13:18.340 That's your second strike.
00:13:19.580 How many more were you allowed?
00:13:20.920 It's all about making you laugh, and you did.
00:13:23.540 It's literally all he's capable of.
00:13:24.920 What were you going to say, Jose? 1.00
00:13:26.480 Mr. Faggot. 1.00
00:13:26.920 I forgot. 1.00
00:13:27.700 Yeah, I don't remember.
00:13:28.500 He said the vaxxed would make him mad as much either.
00:13:30.460 I was going to say, I'm, like...
00:13:30.760 I'm upset about it in, like, an intellectual way, but I'm not, like, upset-upset about it
00:13:34.440 anymore.
00:13:34.740 It's, like, it's so far past.
00:13:36.260 It's, like...
00:13:36.360 In an intellectual way?
00:13:37.960 You know what I mean? 0.99
00:13:38.580 Like, I'm, like, that's fucked up. 0.98
00:13:39.700 I'm more upset in a physical way, as in my heart's about to stop. 0.99
00:13:43.140 Well, that's right, Jose.
00:13:44.140 You are vaccinated, and you're not...
00:13:45.760 I forgot. 0.94
00:13:47.960 Un-fucking-fortunately. 1.00
00:13:50.180 You faggot. 1.00
00:13:51.260 That's why I kept making those jokes. 1.00
00:13:52.540 Hashtag never again. 0.99
00:13:54.940 He literally was the one that was, like, for my job and for my family and all this bullshit. 0.83
00:13:59.980 He was, like, I got to do it. 0.96
00:14:01.200 For my country.
00:14:03.180 Hey, hey.
00:14:04.000 Top is Noah.
00:14:05.240 Noah, pick.
00:14:06.580 Oh, I forgot we're doing this.
00:14:08.080 So, what's the point, though, to populate the Earth? 0.99
00:14:11.960 Again, the question was, do we get bitches? 1.00
00:14:13.820 Like, blank slates? 0.99
00:14:14.620 No.
00:14:14.960 Because...
00:14:15.760 It's just which two of us do not want to die.
00:14:17.280 So, just for my entertainment.
00:14:19.220 Yeah, it's just, like...
00:14:20.200 It's for the rest of our lives.
00:14:22.120 Who do you want to spend your time with?
00:14:24.020 I mean, it could be any parameters. 0.91
00:14:25.740 If you want to fucking make it to reproduce the Earth, I don't think it's going to work 0.86
00:14:28.500 because we're just going to be, you know, pumping loads down the chocolate factory. 0.98
00:14:31.140 But whatever you want to do, man.
00:14:32.960 Okay.
00:14:33.820 Cole and Clint.
00:14:35.440 All right.
00:14:36.360 Yeah.
00:14:36.900 Appreciate that.
00:14:38.240 Jose would have gave it a second shot, but you didn't come to Georgia, so, like, we didn't
00:14:42.180 chill in real life again, and I forgot.
00:14:44.100 I mean, I would probably pick Clint.
00:14:46.020 I'd probably pick Clint in the top.
00:14:47.840 I'm sorry.
00:14:48.520 I don't know.
00:14:49.460 It's just a matter of...
00:14:51.140 I don't know.
00:14:51.440 I need to have someone I actually can have intellectual conversations with.
00:14:54.000 I'm sorry, Toad and Cole.
00:14:56.020 I mean, I can, like, sort of have an intellectual conversation with Toad, but, like, it's, like,
00:15:00.340 different.
00:15:01.360 Like we do on...
00:15:02.880 It's, like, too much.
00:15:04.160 Toad is going to pick...
00:15:05.140 We have a Hoppa series on your show.
00:15:06.840 But let's see if anyone picks Toad.
00:15:08.940 Go ahead, Cole.
00:15:10.120 Clint top.
00:15:11.020 Yeah.
00:15:12.260 Yo, Clint.
00:15:13.060 Share this to your... 1.00
00:15:13.920 Fucking share this to your Twitter. 1.00
00:15:16.540 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:16.860 Why not?
00:15:17.680 Why not?
00:15:18.160 Yeah.
00:15:18.320 I mean...
00:15:18.600 Just go ahead and stream it to your YouTube.
00:15:20.280 Let them know. 1.00
00:15:21.040 Let them know why they're going to be like, oh, shit. 1.00
00:15:22.440 Clint got a strike today. 1.00
00:15:23.340 I wonder why.
00:15:24.400 Oh, he's live?
00:15:25.820 Let me see.
00:15:26.520 Yeah, make it, like, title it, like, I got struck from YouTube again. 0.99
00:15:31.440 And, like, be like, this is bullshit. 0.99
00:15:33.700 And then it's just this. 1.00
00:15:35.100 If I'm Noah, I'm going to pick Clint and Jose because they have the highest chance to die
00:15:40.420 before me.
00:15:41.540 So I'll be the last remaining member of Tower Gang. 0.99
00:15:43.800 Yeah, do a fucking Dom Lucre. 0.98
00:15:45.300 Why would you want to be alone? 1.00
00:15:46.220 Be, like, breaking.
00:15:47.260 I'm already alone.
00:15:47.700 Clint Russell.
00:15:48.820 Banned from YouTube.
00:15:49.960 Yeah. 0.83
00:15:50.120 Yeah, why do you want to, like, kill us? 0.98
00:15:52.400 I guess because we all keep killing him. 0.97
00:15:54.680 Developing.
00:15:55.140 It's a developing story.
00:15:56.400 Developing story.
00:15:56.860 Yeah, it's a developing story.
00:15:57.580 Look at Clint. 1.00
00:15:58.100 Clint's like, I'm not doing that shit. 0.99
00:15:59.340 He's like, there's no way. 0.99
00:16:00.160 He made no attempt to even try to click on...
00:16:02.760 I'm going to share the stream.
00:16:03.980 He clicked on X and, like, he, like, he...
00:16:05.580 Oh, no, he just, like, he had Pornhub still open.
00:16:07.880 He was just like, I might as well just pretend I'm looking over here at something.
00:16:11.140 Those nudes just dropped to that. 1.00
00:16:12.860 Bro, there's only one like on our live stream on our Twitter.
00:16:15.680 I can't reach with that.
00:16:16.660 Wait a second.
00:16:16.860 Did you just point out...
00:16:18.040 Did you just say...
00:16:20.120 You can put it from your account right here in StreamYard.
00:16:22.660 Top, top, top.
00:16:23.160 Hold on, hold on.
00:16:23.740 I want to just want to address what Toe just said.
00:16:26.860 He just said, like, he just said this as, like, if...
00:16:30.380 But then they missed the intro?
00:16:31.840 So what?
00:16:32.260 They missed the intro.
00:16:32.720 It's important.
00:16:33.760 Put them in.
00:16:34.760 No, hold on.
00:16:35.040 I think it's more important that they see why you got banned. 0.99
00:16:37.700 God damn it, dude. 0.99
00:16:39.280 I don't want to. 0.99
00:16:40.100 I know. 0.98
00:16:40.780 I retweeted our fucking X live stream. 1.00
00:16:43.300 Fuck you. 1.00
00:16:43.880 Hold on. 1.00
00:16:44.500 I want to get what Toe just said.
00:16:45.760 He just put out there, like, it matters.
00:16:47.500 He was just like...
00:16:48.200 And, like, it was like a big breaking story.
00:16:49.760 He said, the nudes from that one woman from a movie I've never seen just released her 1.00
00:16:54.420 nudes.
00:16:55.040 Yeah.
00:16:55.280 It's what he said.
00:16:56.240 I don't even know who she is, but... 0.94
00:16:57.640 Dude, it's the next...
00:16:58.480 Cool, man. 0.99
00:16:59.180 It's like, yeah, that happens every fucking day. 0.99
00:17:01.540 Did you just say that? 1.00
00:17:02.400 Like, that was a sentence that came out of your mouth.
00:17:03.860 This is a big one.
00:17:04.720 This is a big one.
00:17:05.380 This is like the fappening four. 1.00
00:17:08.080 Like, I gotta go jerk off to this woman. 1.00
00:17:08.580 But you don't even know who it is. 1.00
00:17:09.920 How fucking big can this be? 1.00
00:17:11.560 Gotta jerk to it, though. 0.99
00:17:12.960 And it's probably...
00:17:13.740 I miss... 1.00
00:17:18.260 You're such a fucking lunatic. 1.00
00:17:20.380 Dude, I miss when we would give Toe random pornos to review. 1.00
00:17:24.380 Oh, yeah.
00:17:24.680 That was kind of fun.
00:17:25.400 Oh, yeah.
00:17:25.800 No, I hated that.
00:17:27.000 You didn't like that? 0.96
00:17:28.600 Oh, I hate hearing him talk about sex, dude. 1.00
00:17:31.620 Fuck, I hate it. 1.00
00:17:32.380 Oh, it's so great. 1.00
00:17:34.380 Every time he talks about it, I hate it.
00:17:36.080 It's him reviewing pornos.
00:17:37.500 Because, like, it's crazy.
00:17:38.840 Like, I was... 1.00
00:17:39.440 Fuck it. 1.00
00:17:39.980 Yo, Toad, review. 1.00
00:17:41.120 So, you did watch this porn of this actress that you never saw the movie. 0.72
00:17:44.720 No, I don't think he says he hasn't seen it yet. 0.52
00:17:45.840 No, no.
00:17:46.120 He just, like...
00:17:46.880 I haven't seen...
00:17:47.440 I don't know who she is.
00:17:48.260 I haven't seen it.
00:17:48.800 But it's just nudes leaked of her. 0.99
00:17:50.480 I don't think it's porn, really.
00:17:51.540 But I can review...
00:17:52.380 Go look at them and review them, yeah. 0.79
00:17:53.880 Her naked body. 1.00
00:17:54.840 Nudes are literally porn, but yeah. 1.00
00:17:56.260 But the thing is, like, what is he... 0.95
00:17:58.680 He didn't tell us anything.
00:18:00.100 I just don't remember what her name is. 0.75
00:18:02.120 Guys, there's boobs on the internet. 1.00
00:18:04.700 You literally... 0.96
00:18:05.200 That's what he's saying.
00:18:06.180 He just goes, like, hey, a person had their nudes leaked.
00:18:10.200 And it's like, yeah.
00:18:11.300 That happens every day.
00:18:13.120 Every minute of every day.
00:18:14.500 Nudes are getting leaked. 0.99
00:18:15.540 See, I only care when it's black athletes or rappers. 1.00
00:18:18.700 This fucking homo cares when it's some random blonde chick. 1.00
00:18:21.460 Like, who cares? 1.00
00:18:21.680 It's gonna be someone like...
00:18:22.660 It's gonna be like Sydney Sweeney.
00:18:23.920 It's like, dude, she did full nude in, like, TV shows already. 1.00
00:18:27.820 She's ruined a bunch of shit. 1.00
00:18:29.320 Developing. 1.00
00:18:30.700 Gamerizer in the fucking Rumble chat says, 0.99
00:18:32.680 Rumble chat is unfunny. 1.00
00:18:34.780 Shocker.
00:18:35.300 This isn't good.
00:18:36.280 Shots fired, Rumble chat.
00:18:37.140 And Duke Schipeter immediately left. 1.00
00:18:38.160 She said, you're a fag. 1.00
00:18:39.420 I just accidentally wound up on Shush time 1.00
00:18:43.760 and Shush leaked nudes near the top,
00:18:46.300 so that's not good. 0.99
00:18:48.000 Wait, that's what you fucking... 1.00
00:18:49.120 She has nudes? 1.00
00:18:50.200 Yeah, Shush has nudes, yeah. 0.99
00:18:52.000 Oh, I just...
00:18:52.920 That's awful, I guess.
00:18:54.140 No comment.
00:18:54.780 I've never seen them.
00:18:55.940 Not familiar.
00:18:56.460 They're talking about, I'm building...
00:18:59.180 Someone's building a Honda. 0.99
00:19:01.180 Shut up. 0.98
00:19:01.800 This is like, we're talking over here, 1.00
00:19:03.360 and these guys are side talking.
00:19:04.680 I'm gonna be honest. 1.00
00:19:05.580 I've seen Sydney Sweeney naked in movies and shit. 1.00
00:19:08.920 Yeah, so have I. 1.00
00:19:09.520 If she had nudes that leaked,
00:19:11.120 I'd leave the show right now and go look at them. 0.97
00:19:13.760 That chick is a human milk truck. 1.00
00:19:16.820 She's pretty hot, yeah. 1.00
00:19:17.780 Is that one that you would...
00:19:19.100 Is she one of the top three you would put on the Ark?
00:19:21.260 Oh, boy.
00:19:23.240 I would literally only bring her.
00:19:26.540 Wow.
00:19:27.360 If it was like...
00:19:28.600 I feel like you would be like an old school,
00:19:31.900 like during her heyday, like a Beyonce.
00:19:33.700 You would be like, yeah, Beyonce, I want that. 0.75
00:19:35.760 Look, see, the thing about Sydney Sweeney,
00:19:37.180 she's got that face that you know in five years 1.00
00:19:39.300 she's gonna look like shit, 1.00
00:19:40.900 but for the next five years, 1.00
00:19:42.540 real smoke show.
00:19:43.540 Milk truck just arrived.
00:19:44.280 Like the girl from...
00:19:46.280 I love the milk truck just arrived line.
00:19:50.040 So funny.
00:19:50.980 It's the best.
00:19:51.620 Who is this person?
00:19:52.660 She has a... 1.00
00:19:53.260 That's her. 0.88
00:19:54.040 She was in Euphoria.
00:19:55.880 She has the... 1.00
00:19:56.940 Yeah, Sydney Sweeney.
00:19:58.300 She looks like she's got a touch of downs. 1.00
00:20:00.420 Holy shit, yeah. 1.00
00:20:01.300 That's what makes her really spectacular. 1.00
00:20:02.820 That's why I want to fuck her. 1.00
00:20:03.780 She has like the face of like Mary-Kate and Ashley. 1.00
00:20:09.100 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:09.260 Oh, dude, that's sacrilege. 1.00
00:20:10.840 Don't ever...
00:20:11.620 It looks like...
00:20:13.340 Dude, the Olsen twins look like crack.
00:20:16.060 She just has that face that you obviously can tell
00:20:19.320 is going to go down as it goes like...
00:20:21.780 She has like a good...
00:20:23.420 Elizabeth Olsen.
00:20:24.020 That's what I'm thinking of.
00:20:24.740 Elizabeth Olsen.
00:20:25.360 That's who she looks like.
00:20:26.020 Oh, yeah.
00:20:26.320 She aged poorly.
00:20:28.460 Yes, very poorly.
00:20:29.580 Elizabeth Olsen did? 0.85
00:20:30.620 Really?
00:20:31.220 Both of them did.
00:20:32.200 Mary-Kate and Ashley. 1.00
00:20:32.820 Mary-Kate and Ashley, they look like shit, 1.00
00:20:34.540 but that's because they're anorexic. 1.00
00:20:35.680 I was thinking of the Olsen twins,
00:20:37.080 but yes, the Olsen twins also like...
00:20:39.080 like age like milk.
00:20:41.000 Like milk.
00:20:41.580 Like the dump truck milks that are coming out of... 1.00
00:20:44.300 What's up with people that say milk?
00:20:45.720 And do they say milk truck just arrived as they jerk out?
00:20:47.900 Did I say milk?
00:20:48.940 Who said milk?
00:20:50.380 Yeah.
00:20:51.000 Did I do it?
00:20:52.140 A bunch of niggas say milk. 1.00
00:20:53.360 I don't understand.
00:20:54.100 Milk?
00:20:54.620 Milk?
00:20:55.300 Milk.
00:20:55.760 They think it's spelled M-E-L-K. 1.00
00:20:57.480 They're fucking retarded. 1.00
00:20:58.360 I don't know. 1.00
00:20:58.520 Y'all definitely saw that girl from The Boys show.
00:21:02.560 Starlight, yeah.
00:21:03.600 Yeah, dude.
00:21:04.100 Royce had that viral tweet. 0.94
00:21:05.240 Royce did like fucking 40 million impressions on this tweet. 0.96
00:21:09.840 That's kind of funny. 0.96
00:21:10.740 If you go back...
00:21:11.340 Don't show me them as kids. 1.00
00:21:12.600 Fuck that, dude. 1.00
00:21:13.120 I feel bad, but... 1.00
00:21:14.500 So hot as kids.
00:21:15.400 I'm not going to say this.
00:21:18.560 But yeah, she was also...
00:21:20.420 Erin Moriarty, I think it's her name. 0.99
00:21:22.220 Like she fucking destroyed her face. 0.99
00:21:24.960 She was so pretty. 1.00
00:21:27.000 Destroyed it.
00:21:27.560 And like she had to delete...
00:21:28.780 She deleted... 0.93
00:21:29.560 It's so funny.
00:21:30.500 Royce had a hand in making a TV star delete her whole social media.
00:21:36.900 That's actually kind of cool.
00:21:37.760 I have a hand in it.
00:21:39.220 Oh, God.
00:21:40.460 What?
00:21:41.500 I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:21:43.160 You jerked off to our Buckel Fett removal pictures too? 0.99
00:21:45.280 You didn't even know what we were talking about and you felt the need to comment.
00:21:48.900 Yes.
00:21:49.360 He just heard a hand.
00:21:49.880 Not just comment, but pun.
00:21:51.680 He's like, pum. 0.99
00:21:53.760 And just fucking randomly pun. 0.99
00:21:55.680 I'm telling you, it's so... 0.99
00:21:57.020 He has...
00:21:57.580 He is like an AI.
00:21:58.880 He just...
00:21:59.440 He has inputs that come in and immediately he just has an output.
00:22:03.240 Like he just hears hand.
00:22:03.980 Yo, when does your AI get upgraded? 1.00
00:22:05.580 I would like to see 2.0 to it because this shit sucks. 1.00
00:22:07.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:08.100 You're like on...
00:22:08.720 You remember how long you had GPT you were when it was like the first edition?
00:22:12.260 That's what you are right now.
00:22:13.380 Actually, no.
00:22:13.840 You're like the first edition of Buckel Fett. 0.93
00:22:14.960 Yes, you are.
00:22:16.040 He has like automatic dad responses when it comes to puns.
00:22:19.340 Like for example, my kids are looking for something.
00:22:21.400 I'll immediately...
00:22:22.020 I don't even know what they're talking about.
00:22:23.220 I'll be like... 0.99
00:22:23.840 Have you checked your butthole? 0.99
00:22:24.980 Have you checked your butthole? 1.00
00:22:25.640 Have you checked your butthole? 1.00
00:22:26.580 Have you checked your butthole? 1.00
00:22:27.640 Speed up, speed up, speed up, butthole. 1.00
00:22:29.160 At least that's like funny.
00:22:32.560 I had a hand in it.
00:22:35.700 Like what?
00:22:40.340 Toad is the MS Paint of AI.
00:22:43.180 You know how the globalists want to like get rid of all cattle?
00:22:46.820 If that were the case, do you think we'd all have to just like rely on Sidney Sweeney for
00:22:50.640 our total milk supply?
00:22:51.920 Guys, I like how we're just...
00:22:53.160 We're the cattle in this situation.
00:22:53.820 We've swiftly moved past because one week in between from Toad not almost being a Fed,
00:23:00.080 like definitely being a Fed, and we're just like right back to dunking on him like it's 0.98
00:23:06.200 fucking 1992. 0.97
00:23:07.900 Are y'all seeing what Tyler... 0.99
00:23:09.240 The Klinkos, whatever.
00:23:10.520 Hold on.
00:23:10.900 Everybody's a Fed, bro.
00:23:11.900 I'm moving on it immediately because Tyler is now just looking at pictures that Aaron
00:23:16.300 Moriarty, I can see it.
00:23:17.500 He just has it.
00:23:18.420 I saw him scrolling for like five minutes.
00:23:20.820 He's just scrolling the pictures of her.
00:23:22.540 Yeah, I forgot she did that to herself. 1.00
00:23:24.140 That's awful.
00:23:25.140 Yeah, dude.
00:23:25.400 She was so naturally pretty.
00:23:28.800 It's...
00:23:29.160 It looks like... 1.00
00:23:29.940 Now she looks like crack whore. 1.00
00:23:31.580 Like it's pretty bad, actually. 1.00
00:23:33.400 She looks like... 0.77
00:23:33.880 Conspiracy theory.
00:23:35.260 Here's my conspiracy theory.
00:23:37.080 As the Nephilim's return is becoming ever closer, people are subconsciously turning themselves
00:23:44.760 into lizard people. 0.99
00:23:45.820 They all look like fucking lizards with the cheeks and all that to appease like these lizard 1.00
00:23:50.640 gods that are coming back. 1.00
00:23:51.920 Consciously doing it, even.
00:23:53.020 The super Jews, yeah. 1.00
00:23:54.360 The super Jews. 1.00
00:23:56.400 Title of the app. 0.85
00:23:57.920 Super Jew. 1.00
00:23:58.720 God damn it, Tyler. 1.00
00:24:00.340 That's great. 0.99
00:24:01.180 That was a good time.
00:24:01.760 Yes, that's what you get.
00:24:02.220 That's what you get for making that one of the more you know of me.
00:24:04.920 That's the...
00:24:05.700 That's the... 0.99
00:24:06.340 Whenever Topp does some weird reptilian conspiracy shit, he just gets that. 0.99
00:24:10.020 He gets this. 0.94
00:24:10.140 I got a question for you guys.
00:24:11.240 I got a question for you guys.
00:24:12.520 Speaking of Jewish people that are angry, we had Andrew Meyer, Don't Tase Me Bro Dude, 1.00
00:24:17.060 on the show. 1.00
00:24:17.900 Fuck that guy. 1.00
00:24:18.260 On the show tonight. 1.00
00:24:19.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:24:20.000 And he was talking about how he wouldn't want to see Vivek be VP because then he'd become
00:24:25.620 the president because he'd do such a good job and he doesn't want someone to be the
00:24:28.460 president that doesn't believe in God.
00:24:30.260 And I was like, Andrew Meyer.
00:24:33.100 So I'm just curious.
00:24:34.740 Yeah.
00:24:34.920 Is it like Jews believe in the same God? 0.72
00:24:37.140 No.
00:24:37.700 No.
00:24:38.400 Well, yes, they believe he exists.
00:24:40.760 But honestly, I've had this... 0.99
00:24:42.140 I've went down this rabbit hole with Andrew Meyer and I've made him look like a fool so 0.95
00:24:45.460 many times that I had to block him because he was like nonstop talking to me. 0.95
00:24:51.540 This guy, Andrew Meyer, that everybody talks to...
00:24:53.260 Oh, he lets us worship Baal and Mephisto and all these other ones. 0.97
00:24:56.320 I got him to not only...
00:24:57.720 I got him to basically be like, well, it's more complicated than that.
00:25:01.160 And then also defend oral circumcision.
00:25:04.920 Got him to defend it as if it's normal.
00:25:06.700 I remember that, dude.
00:25:07.500 You remember that.
00:25:08.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:08.780 And I was having so much fun with this motherfucker. 0.99
00:25:10.620 And then after a while, I'm like, this is getting weird. 0.99
00:25:13.180 Because yeah, no, I don't know what you're doing over there.
00:25:15.420 At first, I'm like, this is some...
00:25:16.720 He's the one that you would like, you'd be like, here's a quote from the Talmud.
00:25:20.080 And he'd be like, that's not a quote from the Talmud.
00:25:21.920 And they're like, dude...
00:25:22.740 He's like, this is a quote from the Talmud.
00:25:24.380 And then he gives you like the entire paragraph and you're like, what?
00:25:27.120 This is worse.
00:25:28.080 This is worse.
00:25:28.680 You don't see how that's worse?
00:25:29.560 He gave me a copy of the Zohar. 0.65
00:25:31.640 No, Jesus isn't in boiling excrement. 0.99
00:25:33.320 He's in boiling excrement in piss and blood. 0.97
00:25:37.240 Because it's a very important question.
00:25:38.960 What did I do?
00:25:39.900 This is horrible.
00:25:40.600 I didn't do anything.
00:25:46.180 Don't chase me, bro.
00:25:47.900 Don't chase me.
00:25:50.060 He worked with Luke for a couple of years.
00:25:51.840 I had no idea.
00:25:53.380 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:53.640 Apparently, this motherfucker is everywhere and well tied in. 1.00
00:25:56.680 And you know what? 1.00
00:25:57.140 It's not surprising.
00:25:57.740 The noses attract each other.
00:25:58.620 It's just not surprising.
00:26:00.160 The taser in that situation was actually created by Matt Reif.
00:26:04.080 But again, it's not that I hate this guy.
00:26:06.140 It's not that I don't.
00:26:06.860 I do like him.
00:26:07.940 I actually tried to reach out.
00:26:09.500 He had lost. 1.00
00:26:10.620 Like, it's your fucking picture, bro. 1.00
00:26:13.300 Holy shit. 1.00
00:26:14.180 This is crazy. 1.00
00:26:16.820 What was your fake, whenever you were the fake Jew? 0.99
00:26:23.520 It was Levi Epstein.
00:26:25.160 Levi Epstein.
00:26:26.120 That's right. 0.99
00:26:27.540 So what God do they fucking believe in then? 0.98
00:26:29.940 Because he was like, he's like, I'm not going to. 1.00
00:26:32.080 He's like, this dude believes in, I don't know, fucking cows or gods or some shit. 0.99
00:26:36.020 I don't know, I don't know what he believes in. 0.99
00:26:38.800 But what I, what I, I think after some studying, it seems like they worship the black cube of Saturn.
00:26:45.340 Saturn, the prefix being Satan.
00:26:47.660 In the Bible, there's scripture.
00:26:52.480 They say like, oh, but ye have taken up the altar of Moloch. 0.99
00:26:55.400 And, uh, and then with, with your sigil, the fucking six-sided star. 0.99
00:26:58.940 That's what they're talking about. 0.99
00:27:00.060 That's a star of Remfan.
00:27:01.540 What was that rabbi that like, there was that video of, and he was just like, no, we worship Satan.
00:27:05.440 He was like, there's God, but like Satan is our God.
00:27:08.140 Like, wasn't there like, he was just straight up, he was a rabbi and he was just straight up like, yeah, no, we worship Satan.
00:27:12.340 Not, uh, not the God.
00:27:14.580 Like, see, after interviewing that guy from, uh, there goes a neighborhood.
00:27:17.820 I'm like hesitant now to like, like what, what are like just funny interviews or what are real interviews? 0.98
00:27:23.000 Like he fucked my whole shit up with the, with the Jew tunnel thing, you know? 1.00
00:27:27.300 Yeah. 1.00
00:27:27.940 You know that the Jew tunnel thing was like, oh, six weeks ago. 0.98
00:27:31.480 And it feels like fucking three and a half years ago. 0.99
00:27:33.700 It's crazy. 0.99
00:27:34.180 Nobody cares.
00:27:34.980 No one cares anymore.
00:27:36.160 That's what I'm saying. 0.99
00:27:36.580 We don't even care that toads are fucking fed. 1.00
00:27:38.360 This is what I was just saying. 0.99
00:27:39.380 It's been two weeks.
00:27:40.540 Yeah.
00:27:41.080 It's the 24 hour Jews cycle. 1.00
00:27:43.480 All right.
00:27:43.700 Someone made a Luke.
00:27:45.120 I like it.
00:27:45.960 I just got a strike on YouTube and nobody even cares.
00:27:48.760 It's only been 12 hours. 0.99
00:27:49.760 It's fucking unbelievable. 0.98
00:27:50.660 I didn't even know it happened. 0.99
00:27:52.040 Oh God. 1.00
00:27:52.700 Oh shit. 0.99
00:27:53.660 Luke is here. 1.00
00:27:54.180 Yeah.
00:27:54.480 Don't watch this show.
00:27:55.720 Fire him. 0.82
00:27:55.740 Top Lock says nose attracted him. 1.00
00:28:01.180 They're going to, they're going to fucking, they're going to make Jew jokes now, Luke. 1.00
00:28:03.760 Prepare yourself. 1.00
00:28:04.420 Luke, they said you sniffed out Andrew Meyer.
00:28:06.120 Is that true?
00:28:06.540 One of my kind.
00:28:10.840 For the record, Luke's not Jewish. 0.98
00:28:15.920 Don't believe your lying eyes. 0.97
00:28:17.340 I don't know. 0.95
00:28:18.060 How is he?
00:28:19.240 Who are you kidding?
00:28:21.160 He's from where the Jews are.
00:28:25.840 Everybody act cool.
00:28:27.680 Cool.
00:28:28.920 Josie's here.
00:28:30.340 Oh, my other boss is here.
00:28:32.200 Both bosses.
00:28:33.760 Got both bosses in the house.
00:28:34.900 Mom and dad.
00:28:35.820 All right.
00:28:36.020 You guys handle the rest of the show.
00:28:37.160 I'm just going to sit here quietly.
00:28:38.400 Hell yeah.
00:28:38.940 This is what we're trying to do.
00:28:40.640 Thank you, Luke.
00:28:41.580 Jesus.
00:28:42.340 Clint's getting fired live on Tower Game right now.
00:28:46.360 All right.
00:28:46.580 He's having the worst day of his life.
00:28:48.380 Mailbag.
00:28:49.020 Mailbag.
00:28:49.420 Real quick. 1.00
00:28:49.880 Oh shit. 0.99
00:28:50.240 We do have mailbag. 1.00
00:28:51.900 Yeah, we do.
00:28:52.840 He's like, what can we do to save this show from Luke seeing this?
00:28:55.460 Guess who the first submission of the mailbag is?
00:28:58.320 Luke Rutkowski.
00:28:59.520 Mark Vestibule.
00:29:00.120 Mark Vestibule. 0.99
00:29:00.920 He asks, you have to let someone shit on your chest and leave it there for a good 10 minutes. 0.98
00:29:09.520 Who is the ideal person, but also what was their last meal? 1.00
00:29:13.900 Her own breast milk. 1.00
00:29:17.480 Damn it. 1.00
00:29:18.460 That's what I want. 1.00
00:29:19.540 You stole my answer.
00:29:21.600 Like a couple nuts, maybe.
00:29:23.680 Like very light dinner, you know?
00:29:25.660 Just like some, no, just a whole thing of corn.
00:29:29.280 Just some corn on the cob.
00:29:30.720 I want it. 1.00
00:29:32.180 Yeah, just shit on the whole cob right on my chest. 0.99
00:29:34.560 Some asparagus for the aroma. 1.00
00:29:36.540 Right between my man titties, you know?
00:29:38.220 I feel like corn on the cob and asparagus? 0.95
00:29:41.800 Jesus. 1.00
00:29:42.280 People that have a shitting, they have a shitting fetish though, they probably would want that 1.00
00:29:46.080 person to eat the nastiest shit. 1.00
00:29:47.560 You're already getting shit on, so your brain must be like. 1.00
00:29:49.860 Like, do you, you, y'all have all watched the movie 42, right? 1.00
00:29:53.240 Yeah.
00:29:53.700 No.
00:29:54.180 No. 1.00
00:29:54.420 What the fuck? 1.00
00:29:54.900 No, what's that? 1.00
00:29:55.380 Oh, God.
00:29:56.260 Okay.
00:29:56.600 43.
00:29:57.300 No, don't tell us the whole story about it.
00:29:58.900 It's Chris Pratt and What's-Her-Face.
00:29:59.740 No, there's a whole, it's a movie all about bits, and it's really funny.
00:30:03.020 It's a great movie.
00:30:03.520 If you haven't watched it, go watch it. 1.00
00:30:04.760 You'll be like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:30:05.720 The whole movie's like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:30:07.060 There is a whole thing about a guy, like a girl asks her boyfriend to shit on her chest. 1.00
00:30:12.660 And so, like, it's Chris Pratt, and so he's just wolfing down, like, bean burritos and 0.99
00:30:16.740 ex-lax. 0.99
00:30:17.660 And just, absolutely, he's like, just let me shit on you! 1.00
00:30:21.920 And she gets upset, but then, I mean, he gets hit by a car and blows shit out everywhere. 0.99
00:30:25.900 But yeah, I think- 0.97
00:30:26.800 Oh, spoiler. 0.63
00:30:27.480 Yeah, sorry.
00:30:29.060 It's a good movie.
00:30:29.800 Do you think somebody who's into it- 1.00
00:30:36.660 Fuck it. 1.00
00:30:38.080 Movie 43, sorry, movie 43. 1.00
00:30:39.820 Is somebody who's into the shit- 0.99
00:30:41.100 Look, dude, hold on, bring that back up. 0.99
00:30:43.620 Liquid like that, or they want it to be solid?
00:30:45.780 I have no idea.
00:30:46.700 I don't know, what would you prefer to?
00:30:47.980 What are you into?
00:30:48.540 You tell us.
00:30:49.780 You know what I'm into.
00:30:50.840 Do you really need to think about whether you'd prefer it to be liquid or solid?
00:30:54.380 Look at the people in this movie.
00:30:56.620 Just go down, like, it's like, there's everybody in this movie.
00:30:59.260 I see a hit girl-
00:31:01.240 I've never heard of it.
00:31:02.040 Kristen Bell, Gerard Butler, Seth MacFarlane, like, Bob Odenkirk.
00:31:06.880 Well, this is actually helping me with my selection.
00:31:09.200 Kristen Bell.
00:31:09.920 Kristen Bell, step right up. 1.00
00:31:11.100 My chest is ready.
00:31:12.600 I love Kristen Bell.
00:31:13.920 Hugh Jackman's in it.
00:31:15.240 Justin Long's in it.
00:31:16.240 Dude, it's literally-
00:31:17.080 Jeremy Allen White, who played-
00:31:18.860 It was-
00:31:19.380 Monk is in it, yeah.
00:31:20.840 I'm going to watch this movie.
00:31:22.340 It's crazy.
00:31:25.680 There's so many people-
00:31:26.820 I am begging you.
00:31:27.640 Begging you to take this down.
00:31:29.260 Is this Tyler's computer here?
00:31:32.220 So the only actress that he's clicked on in that entire thing, the only link that's
00:31:37.080 been visited is Chloe Grace Morat's Hit Girl.
00:31:42.080 Tyler, is that what you're into?
00:31:43.180 I don't know.
00:31:43.860 Okay.
00:31:44.800 That was a-
00:31:45.900 Dude, it's like-
00:31:47.120 I don't know.
00:31:48.140 I'm noticing.
00:31:49.780 She got more than a touch of the downs.
00:31:52.260 Mm.
00:31:53.000 Okay.
00:31:53.260 Maybe I'm into it.
00:31:54.460 Honestly, I-
00:31:55.140 Why mm to the-
00:31:56.800 She's a lesbo, though. 1.00
00:31:58.480 Probably, this is also-
00:31:59.240 I tried to bring this up with when we had Owen on, because he was talking about how Muslims
00:32:02.680 are so cool or whatever. 1.00
00:32:04.020 Muslims are the ones, like, in Dubai that get shit on their chest by OnlyFans women. 1.00
00:32:09.220 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:09.580 Muslims are totally full of shit. 1.00
00:32:10.840 Not all of them, but a bunch of them. 1.00
00:32:12.000 So, like, Owen's just a fucking idiot, didn't it? 1.00
00:32:13.940 Yeah, dude, I'm telling- 1.00
00:32:14.580 Dude, they-
00:32:15.340 He's like, the American government and Muslims is where it's at. 1.00
00:32:18.680 Like, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:32:20.140 Dude, they pay OnlyFans girls to fly out to Dubai, and they pay them tens of thousands, 1.00
00:32:25.760 some hundreds of thousands of dollars to just shit on their chest. 1.00
00:32:28.800 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:29.360 While they're fucking doing, like, taking shots of fireball and cocaine back to back. 0.98
00:32:33.880 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:34.040 These people are not fucking religious zealots. 0.99
00:32:36.820 They're cool as hell. 1.00
00:32:38.080 Yeah, they're fucking cool as shit. 1.00
00:32:39.540 Their face is fucked. 1.00
00:32:40.260 But I'm just saying, like, the way Owen portrays them is like, these devout dudes that 1.00
00:32:43.840 pray seven times a day, and they don't ever fucking do anything bad. 0.90
00:32:46.540 It's like, no. 0.99
00:32:47.300 Just like he fucking portrays the federal government to be that. 0.99
00:32:49.620 I want to fucking fight Owen Benjamin, dude. 0.99
00:32:51.380 He's six foot eight. 0.99
00:32:52.400 Let's go.
00:32:53.140 Yeah, but listen, listen, listen.
00:32:55.020 You be Volk on Saturday night is what you want to play.
00:32:58.360 Owen, you think I go sleepy time against Owen Benjamin?
00:33:00.780 Yeah.
00:33:01.820 I don't know.
00:33:02.280 I think Klink could fight probably better, but I think Owen is taking the side.
00:33:06.220 It's either the Muslim or the Jew, right? 1.00
00:33:08.080 That's kind of like where we're at with this Semitism here. 0.87
00:33:10.700 I choose the Muslim, too.
00:33:12.580 You're choosing the Jew? 1.00
00:33:13.780 Clint, look at where we're at, bro.
00:33:16.120 Look at the usury.
00:33:17.320 These are archetypes.
00:33:18.700 Usury is illegal.
00:33:20.280 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:33:21.060 What the fuck? 1.00
00:33:22.260 We're banned now, Tyler. 1.00
00:33:24.520 You stupid fuck. 1.00
00:33:25.120 You really just show butthole on stream. 1.00
00:33:27.580 You just got a fucking new dude. 1.00
00:33:29.720 What the fuck? 1.00
00:33:30.340 A nutsack shit coming out of a butthole. 1.00
00:33:32.720 We're completely fine. 1.00
00:33:33.800 This is going to have to be edited for Rumble.
00:33:35.160 Hey, you know what?
00:33:35.960 Time out, guys.
00:33:36.640 Stop.
00:33:36.860 Stop. 1.00
00:33:37.400 Shut up. 1.00
00:33:38.340 Everyone in the fucking YouTube chat, head over to Rumble, and that's where we're doing. 1.00
00:33:42.860 I think I'm going to end the stream right now. 0.98
00:33:45.140 No, come on. 0.85
00:33:46.220 No, I'm serious.
00:33:47.400 We're going to end it. 0.98
00:33:48.520 No, we're not fucking doing that. 0.97
00:33:50.080 We're ending it on YouTube. 0.97
00:33:51.140 Go to Rumble.
00:33:52.700 I'm undoing the repost. 0.99
00:33:54.080 What the fuck? 0.99
00:33:57.240 Tyler. 1.00
00:33:59.200 Tyler.
00:34:01.820 He literally was just like, in our private chat, he was like, I might be really drunk,
00:34:05.720 but this is hilarious.
00:34:06.600 And then he posts.
00:34:08.720 All right.
00:34:09.200 Go ahead.
00:34:10.380 Hey, if we're going Rumble solo, I'm not moving to Rumble.
00:34:14.620 There may be a correct answer.
00:34:16.260 They pay me, but I'm not going to use the site. 0.99
00:34:19.340 That site is trash.
00:34:21.180 At the end of our opening hour, Luke will say, if you're not going to go to Rumble, what 0.98
00:34:26.660 is wrong with you?
00:34:27.660 He says that every single time.
00:34:28.880 What is wrong with you, Luke?
00:34:30.040 What is wrong with you?
00:34:30.720 Way more convenient.
00:34:32.460 I like this Luke in the chat better than the Luke in real life.
00:34:35.600 I hope this is really him.
00:34:36.780 Is this you, Luke?
00:34:38.020 No, it's not.
00:34:39.380 I don't know.
00:34:39.700 I'm easily fooled.
00:34:40.620 It could be. 0.99
00:34:41.680 Dude, we got a fucking 880,000 follower YouTube account in here. 0.97
00:34:44.880 Hey, whoever runs that Luke account, just say it three times that you are Luke, and Top 0.98
00:34:49.180 will believe you.
00:34:49.820 That's all you have to do.
00:34:50.560 That's true.
00:34:51.000 There may be a correct answer.
00:34:52.320 Hey, fake Luke, if you could give me a raise, I'd appreciate it.
00:34:55.580 To the mailbag question, there may be a correct answer, and that may be you want like the
00:34:59.200 Rumble chat is hell. 0.99
00:35:00.980 You want the smallest person ever to be the one to shit on your chest, because you want 0.99
00:35:04.760 it to be like the least amount possible. 0.99
00:35:06.440 So you might want like a midget to shit on you, and one that's had like a really small 1.00
00:35:10.200 meal in advance of it. 0.99
00:35:11.880 Does that make sense?
00:35:13.460 I wasn't listening.
00:35:14.040 I'm done with this question.
00:35:15.220 Me too. 0.99
00:35:18.120 I don't give a fuck if you pay me. 1.00
00:35:19.700 I'm done with this shit. 1.00
00:35:21.000 Next question. 1.00
00:35:22.940 I almost did.
00:35:26.140 Never.
00:35:26.980 Do we really have to read this next one? 0.99
00:35:29.120 Does anyone come from a blowjob from Cole's wife? 0.99
00:35:31.200 We don't have to do anything. 0.99
00:35:33.580 We don't want to.
00:35:34.420 MayoMonkey35 says, now that we know Toad is a fed, which of your supporters is most likely
00:35:39.380 to be a fed?
00:35:40.740 I don't know who they are.
00:35:42.840 I don't know them.
00:35:44.380 You guys think you're special?
00:35:46.140 I don't remember.
00:35:46.600 I don't remember.
00:35:47.460 JC 100%.
00:35:48.920 He's a great guy, but he's in every show.
00:35:52.240 He's on every show.
00:35:54.220 I don't know. 0.85
00:35:54.860 I think it's the mad guy, dude.
00:35:56.640 He infiltrated our Airbnb. 0.76
00:35:58.040 Oh, my God.
00:35:59.280 Hi, FBI.
00:36:01.380 I mean, if we're counting Luke, I think that's probably a pretty good chance of that. 0.99
00:36:06.360 What the fuck? 0.99
00:36:07.980 Oh, it's totally good. 1.00
00:36:10.200 Slightly offensive in the chat.
00:36:11.520 When we say JC's on every show, we don't mean like every one of our shows.
00:36:14.720 We mean on every show that is tangentially related to libertarianism.
00:36:19.000 The whole Liberty Circle, dude.
00:36:20.180 He's there at like every one of our shows.
00:36:21.300 He wakes up at 5 a.m.
00:36:23.220 Dude, he was in my...
00:36:24.280 I did a live stream at 2 a.m. one time. 1.00
00:36:26.100 Motherfucker was there. 0.99
00:36:27.140 Dude, just... 1.00
00:36:28.340 It's like he has notifications for...
00:36:29.860 I'm not lying.
00:36:30.600 I did a show with Conspiracy Extremist on Tuesday.
00:36:34.460 And they were like, we went live.
00:36:36.020 This guy says he's Luke.
00:36:37.360 I think this is Luke.
00:36:39.320 Dude, it might be...
00:36:41.000 JC might literally be in every chat on every...
00:36:44.720 Like, not just the libertarian chat.
00:36:47.140 Dude, JC a bot?
00:36:48.640 Every chat in existence.
00:36:49.820 He might just be like an AI bot, dude.
00:36:52.360 Real quick.
00:36:52.980 Can we apologize to Elijah for what you guys did to his show?
00:36:56.580 You, the one who...
00:36:57.740 I didn't even watch his response.
00:36:59.500 What happened?
00:37:00.400 No, no, no.
00:37:00.760 For making his show better?
00:37:01.760 What are you talking about?
00:37:02.300 No, you guys all apologize.
00:37:03.440 Go ahead.
00:37:04.340 I don't know what happened.
00:37:05.340 No, I refuse.
00:37:06.540 I'm not apologizing.
00:37:07.160 Tyler, don't play horns, Tyler.
00:37:09.800 I hate that.
00:37:10.340 Apologizing for what?
00:37:11.240 Stay quiet back there.
00:37:13.120 Can we play...
00:37:13.860 Do we have the video of what...
00:37:14.860 He expected us to do some semblance of news.
00:37:17.240 And instead, we went on there. 1.00
00:37:18.720 And we just talked about dicks and shit. 1.00
00:37:20.400 Did he really expect that? 1.00
00:37:21.860 No, no, no, no.
00:37:22.420 Hold on, hold on.
00:37:23.240 I feel like the second hour, we definitely went into news.
00:37:25.980 We did a whole thing on, like, immigration.
00:37:28.240 No one was listening by hour or two. 1.00
00:37:30.000 We just talked about dicks and shit for the first hour. 1.00
00:37:31.580 It was rumble only at that point. 1.00
00:37:33.100 It was awesome.
00:37:33.660 What are you talking about?
00:37:34.260 All right, all right, all right. 1.00
00:37:34.880 Fuck it. 1.00
00:37:35.500 What's the last mailbag? 1.00
00:37:36.560 I'm not apologizing.
00:37:37.740 The last mailbag is from Tim...
00:37:39.060 Sorry, Elijah.
00:37:39.140 Tim T.
00:37:40.480 Thanks, Jose.
00:37:41.420 Tim T. says, 0.97
00:37:42.600 When I was young, my girlfriend's obese mom had sex with me against my will. 1.00
00:37:47.520 Is it rape if you could beat the shit out of them? 1.00
00:37:50.200 No. 1.00
00:37:50.420 I mean, it depends on how obese she is. 1.00
00:37:52.320 That seems to be kind of a schizo question, though.
00:37:54.660 Tim, Tim, I'm going to be honest with you, buddy, because no one's been honest with you. 1.00
00:37:57.880 You wanted that shit. 1.00
00:37:59.240 That's your fault. 1.00
00:37:59.720 That wasn't rape. 1.00
00:38:00.700 You wanted it.
00:38:01.440 No, no. 0.94
00:38:02.140 Legitimately, I don't think by definition men can actually get raped.
00:38:06.700 I mean, we were homeless from YouTube.
00:38:09.020 Oh, sorry.
00:38:09.520 By a woman.
00:38:10.080 Sorry.
00:38:10.260 By a woman.
00:38:10.980 He literally admitted that he could have stopped it.
00:38:13.100 I'm going to be honest with you guys.
00:38:14.140 I don't think women can be raped either. 1.00
00:38:17.320 Yeah.
00:38:17.860 Test it out, guys.
00:38:21.100 Go out there.
00:38:22.000 Experiment.
00:38:22.520 Come back to us.
00:38:23.160 Let me know. 0.95
00:38:24.080 Nobody can be raped. 1.00
00:38:25.420 Everybody wants to fuck at every second, every moment. 0.99
00:38:28.700 Why do these people not like Elijah? 0.99
00:38:30.620 I like Elijah.
00:38:31.840 I think he's okay.
00:38:32.660 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Kevin Brady. 1.00
00:38:34.080 Fuck you, dude. 1.00
00:38:35.680 Man, that's mean. 1.00
00:38:36.700 That's mean.
00:38:37.260 Elijah's been cool, I think.
00:38:38.720 I like him, and because of what we did on the show, we got some people over here.
00:38:40.100 I didn't want to watch his response because I was afraid he was going to get mad at us.
00:38:45.500 You know the only person that I'm sure is not a Fed?
00:38:47.880 Elijah Schaefer, because he went to January 6th, tried to burn down the Capitol,
00:38:50.660 and then he had to move to Australia to get away from the Feds.
00:38:52.920 Yeah, he wasn't a Fed, but now he's a Fed.
00:38:55.100 Yeah, there were no Feds there.
00:38:56.400 He was legitimately a Fed, though.
00:38:58.080 No Feds there were January 6th, we know that.
00:39:00.680 What?
00:39:01.440 Was he in the CIA?
00:39:02.540 Yeah.
00:39:04.680 Elijah Schaefer was in the CIA?
00:39:06.340 He said that on the show multiple times.
00:39:07.580 I said it on the show.
00:39:09.340 He's like, yeah, I used to be a CIA. 0.99
00:39:11.280 Well, then my whole fucking Fed radar is really off. 0.98
00:39:14.480 Yeah, because you're a Fed, too. 0.99
00:39:16.100 We're all Feds.
00:39:18.100 It's crazy. 0.99
00:39:19.160 We've been running ops on each other for no fucking reason. 0.97
00:39:21.940 We've all agreed that I'm least likely, or actually, there's no way. 1.00
00:39:26.440 Elijah Schaefer was in the CIA, and now he's some fucking white nationalist? 1.00
00:39:30.200 What the fuck? 1.00
00:39:30.580 Do you think... 1.00
00:39:31.260 I mean, that's exactly what a fucking Fed would do. 0.99
00:39:33.020 That's a great point, Jose! 0.99
00:39:36.240 Oh, so he went to January 6th, but then all of a sudden just got away with it somehow?
00:39:41.380 Oh, he hung out with all these crazy extremist groups for a long period of time? 0.77
00:39:44.720 And now all of a sudden he's obsessed with the JQ and thinks that white people are an endangered species? 0.96
00:39:50.480 Ooh, what a mystery.
00:39:51.020 And he's talking to thousands of people and getting them to...
00:39:53.540 Oh, this has sense.
00:39:55.020 Well, he is a Fed.
00:39:55.840 Wow. 0.96
00:39:56.500 Yeah, I mean, all we need is some old video of some gay Jewish dance studio or something, 0.93
00:40:00.820 and it'll solidify it.
00:40:02.020 That's a Mike Benz reference, by the way, guys.
00:40:06.420 Rumble Chat is asking, are you guys Feds?
00:40:08.800 Yes, I am.
00:40:09.100 You have to answer.
00:40:10.080 Oh, that actually is...
00:40:11.820 You know I am.
00:40:13.180 That's actually him.
00:40:14.320 That was answered not too long ago.
00:40:16.300 Was he...
00:40:17.100 Was he...
00:40:18.320 Wait, was that actually him? 1.00
00:40:20.080 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:40:21.120 It's verified, you dumbass. 1.00
00:40:23.180 Oh, man. 1.00
00:40:24.100 What's up, Elijah?
00:40:25.460 Hell yeah.
00:40:25.780 Sorry about what we did to your show.
00:40:28.080 We were just kidding about you.
00:40:29.180 Sorry, now that he's here. 1.00
00:40:30.520 You're a piece of shit. 1.00
00:40:31.540 No, I'm not apologizing. 1.00
00:40:32.100 I'm not apologizing.
00:40:32.800 I'm not afraid.
00:40:33.640 We totally want to go back on.
00:40:35.720 Your producers were all about it.
00:40:37.540 I mean, I wasn't there, but I heard all the chatter.
00:40:39.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:40.380 Mike told us...
00:40:41.700 Mike told me... 1.00
00:40:42.900 He's like, take the shit over. 1.00
00:40:44.580 Fucking do what you want to do. 1.00
00:40:45.640 Mike gave us the topics. 1.00
00:40:47.440 He gave us the topics to talk about, which were nonsense.
00:40:51.280 And we turned them into Bethlehem rants, because that's what we do. 0.99
00:40:53.840 Completely disregarded them.
00:40:55.080 Yeah, two hours?
00:40:56.300 Two hours we had to do this show?
00:40:57.940 All right, Tyler...
00:40:58.580 Cole didn't even make it...
00:40:59.560 Cole didn't make it all the way through. 0.63
00:41:00.820 He had to throw the garbage out.
00:41:02.040 It's such a long show.
00:41:03.180 Tyler, we're 40 minutes deep. 0.97
00:41:04.240 We have fucking 3,000 hours of content, 0.99
00:41:06.680 so I'm going to need you to start just rattling shit off 1.00
00:41:09.000 like a goddamn machine gun right now. 0.99
00:41:11.640 Oh, that's it for Mailbag? 1.00
00:41:12.780 We're done?
00:41:13.780 Well, I mean, if you guys want to talk more about
00:41:15.500 whatever that last question was, 0.99
00:41:16.760 if Homeboy was raped by that fat lady, 1.00
00:41:18.540 that's up to you. 1.00
00:41:19.480 I think it's obvious that he wanted it.
00:41:20.620 Is it rape? 1.00
00:41:21.220 It was not rape. 0.76
00:41:22.040 No, you can't get raped. 1.00
00:41:23.040 Like, as a man... 0.98
00:41:24.100 I know he said he had to go to therapy 0.99
00:41:26.060 and that it was really fucked up 0.99
00:41:27.220 and it really fucked up his life. 1.00
00:41:28.380 Dude, you're a bitch. 1.00
00:41:29.980 You got some fucking sweet old lady pussy 1.00
00:41:31.940 and you're just too much of a bitch 1.00
00:41:33.660 to fucking know how good you got it. 1.00
00:41:35.800 It's true, 0.99
00:41:36.240 but you're going to want to skip
00:41:37.040 the first 15 minutes, Lainey.
00:41:40.200 I mean, it's going to therapy 0.99
00:41:41.680 for getting raped as a dude. 0.91
00:41:43.020 Is that just bragging to someone for hours 1.00
00:41:44.800 about how you got pussy? 1.00
00:41:45.800 Is that what that is? 1.00
00:41:46.440 Probably, yeah.
00:41:47.980 It's just hanging out with your bros
00:41:49.260 and high-fiving. 1.00
00:41:49.500 Dude, she was so fucking wet from my dick 1.00
00:41:51.200 and I didn't want it at all. 1.00
00:41:53.060 So then she did that move 1.00
00:41:54.420 where she cradled the balls 0.90
00:41:55.560 and then was also working the shaft? 1.00
00:41:57.300 She fucking wrapped her legs around me 1.00
00:41:59.440 and made me cum all inside her, dude. 1.00
00:42:01.100 It sucked. 1.00
00:42:05.940 Yo, when she says the fat mom... 1.00
00:42:08.200 She kept being like, 1.00
00:42:09.480 I'm cumming, I'm cumming 0.98
00:42:10.740 and dude, I hated every second of it, dude. 1.00
00:42:13.220 Yeah, it was his friend's fat mom. 0.92
00:42:15.600 Yeah, Jose, when you hear that, 0.84
00:42:17.700 do you think of Tanya Yiki
00:42:18.900 and then when you hear that,
00:42:20.460 you get hard? 0.99
00:42:22.340 Your friend's fat mom? 1.00
00:42:23.860 Your friend's dead in the field, 0.94
00:42:25.540 but that's not his mom, right?
00:42:26.400 Oh, no.
00:42:27.480 Was she his mom?
00:42:28.740 Yeah, no, no.
00:42:29.220 She was his mom.
00:42:31.120 Yoki.
00:42:31.880 Yeah, Torrance Yoki.
00:42:33.000 Oh, my God.
00:42:34.820 It's Torrance Yogle.
00:42:36.080 Torrance Yoki.
00:42:38.820 For a host to host the show
00:42:41.440 and to give you guys the news
00:42:44.440 and I found out that Tower Gang
00:42:46.520 trolled and took over the whole live stream 1.00
00:42:50.860 and it turned into a shit show 1.00
00:42:52.460 talking about blow and prostitutes. 0.99
00:42:54.760 So, I don't know if you guys liked that 0.74
00:42:57.400 or you didn't,
00:42:58.460 but my goal was,
00:42:59.780 because I had to work on my son's immigration,
00:43:02.020 was to make a stream
00:43:04.400 so you guys could get the news
00:43:05.340 and the subjects
00:43:05.920 and it ended up being about 0.96
00:43:07.740 prostitutes and blow, 1.00
00:43:09.360 which is great to get involved in, 0.99
00:43:10.740 but not to hear about.
00:43:11.640 Kind of a story.
00:43:12.940 What did I do?
00:43:13.680 What am I getting canceled for?
00:43:15.040 He was joking.
00:43:16.440 He's talking about that.
00:43:17.040 I don't remember what I just said. 1.00
00:43:19.300 He might be referring to Elijah's shit. 0.99
00:43:20.780 I don't know. 1.00
00:43:21.000 Tyler, I am imploring you 1.00
00:43:22.260 to run through the funny shit 0.99
00:43:23.240 that we have lined up. 0.99
00:43:24.160 I will say,
00:43:24.740 I will say, 0.99
00:43:25.360 the news of the prostitutes and blow
00:43:27.240 was something that was put on a sheet
00:43:29.360 by Mike,
00:43:30.360 by his producer,
00:43:31.440 put on there,
00:43:32.020 said,
00:43:32.580 uh,
00:43:32.680 Leo DiCaprio did blow.
00:43:35.680 I don't think he's actually upset.
00:43:36.920 I think he's talking about it.
00:43:37.480 I agree. 0.99
00:43:38.660 Yeah, he's just busting balls, man. 0.99
00:43:40.820 Let's just think about this for a second. 0.99
00:43:42.840 See, Elijah's admitting his son's in Abbo.
00:43:44.780 He never does show his wife,
00:43:48.620 so we don't know.
00:43:49.920 The CIA is responsible
00:43:51.040 for running crack cocaine
00:43:52.520 and the illicit drug trade.
00:43:54.460 His producer sets us up
00:43:56.320 with a topic about cocaine and hookers,
00:43:58.220 and then he pivots
00:43:59.460 on the very next episode,
00:44:00.800 and he says,
00:44:01.240 Tower Gang took over the show 0.51
00:44:02.860 and talked about cocaine and hookers. 1.00
00:44:04.420 This is a fucking op, dude. 1.00
00:44:06.100 I see right through this shit. 1.00
00:44:07.240 It's a setup, 1.00
00:44:08.140 but the crazy thing is that
00:44:09.320 we don't care.
00:44:13.100 Oh,
00:44:13.500 I'm in the front row
00:44:17.240 for this, by the way.
00:44:18.220 Not joking.
00:44:20.820 Tyler,
00:44:21.760 pull up the song. 1.00
00:44:23.240 Pull up the fucking song, 1.00
00:44:24.280 please, dude. 1.00
00:44:24.680 Are you really in the front row for that?
00:44:26.540 You don't see him?
00:44:27.140 Yeah, you can see him right there. 0.99
00:44:28.060 He's fucking good. 0.98
00:44:28.360 Yeah, and they still both blocked me 0.98
00:44:29.700 after that,
00:44:30.200 after I was their biggest fan
00:44:31.540 at Porkfest.
00:44:32.460 That's so bad.
00:44:33.240 You guys remember what I,
00:44:34.480 weren't you guys at the table
00:44:35.640 when I, like,
00:44:36.440 said something to Foe
00:44:37.440 about the fact
00:44:38.860 that she will follow people
00:44:40.020 and then, like,
00:44:40.760 unfollow them later?
00:44:41.640 Like, I, I swear I said something to Foe
00:44:44.320 Wait for it.
00:44:50.680 It's kind of a bop,
00:44:51.660 I'm not gonna lie.
00:44:52.220 Gotta get off the hook. 0.99
00:45:04.180 I'm having sex 1.00
00:45:05.540 tonight. 0.99
00:45:07.960 I'm having sex 1.00
00:45:09.340 with my wife. 1.00
00:45:10.560 This motherfucker is wild, though. 1.00
00:45:15.020 That's not, 1.00
00:45:15.740 that's not a bad song.
00:45:17.680 I was gonna ask you,
00:45:18.740 if you,
00:45:19.340 if you,
00:45:20.040 hearing that song,
00:45:20.980 now,
00:45:21.220 if you were there 1.00
00:45:22.220 and you just took your dick out 1.00
00:45:23.300 and started jerking off, 1.00
00:45:24.300 do you think they would've finished 0.88
00:45:25.420 their performance?
00:45:26.540 Like, watching you,
00:45:27.340 like, you make deep eye contact
00:45:28.580 with them?
00:45:29.720 Ooh, good question.
00:45:30.600 I think they would've just kept going.
00:45:32.340 I think Foe,
00:45:32.980 I think Foe would've been disturbed.
00:45:34.420 I think Jack would've 0.99
00:45:35.180 fucking deep-throated you 1.00
00:45:36.120 instantaneously. 1.00
00:45:37.020 That sounds about right.
00:45:38.300 It wouldn't take much
00:45:38.980 to deep-throating.
00:45:40.300 It is pork-fest.
00:45:41.520 It is pork-fest,
00:45:42.560 so a lot of that 1.00
00:45:43.160 type of shit goes down. 1.00
00:45:44.540 Fashes, 1.00
00:45:45.540 banking on a Fed-reserved
00:45:47.240 monetary coup.
00:45:49.120 They legislated secretly
00:45:50.880 in perfect fascist fashion.
00:45:53.420 I can't keep doing this to myself.
00:45:55.480 I did this.
00:45:55.980 I just wanted to hear the 1.00
00:45:56.840 fuck of my wife's song. 1.00
00:45:56.860 Would you rather listen to this 1.00
00:45:57.620 or that dude that killed his dad, 0.95
00:46:00.020 that cut his dad's head off? 1.00
00:46:01.280 That shit. 1.00
00:46:02.260 You'd rather listen to that? 1.00
00:46:03.020 Honestly, it's the same thing.
00:46:04.580 They're both doing
00:46:05.140 some kind of weird trans on you 0.99
00:46:06.620 because when I was driving to Florida
00:46:08.500 from New York when I moved here,
00:46:10.180 swear to God,
00:46:10.620 me and my boy were driving,
00:46:12.040 maybe an hour left in the drive
00:46:13.520 and we're like,
00:46:13.840 I hit the wall
00:46:14.620 and he just put that on.
00:46:16.020 He put on their music
00:46:16.820 and played it on repeat
00:46:17.900 and we were like on crack.
00:46:19.460 No coffee,
00:46:20.100 nothing like that.
00:46:20.620 Drove the rest of the way through.
00:46:22.140 There is some kind of transing 1.00
00:46:23.720 fucking CIA option to it. 1.00
00:46:26.360 It's garbage, 1.00
00:46:27.520 but there's something to it. 0.99
00:46:29.460 MKUltra music
00:46:30.420 brought to you by Jack and Bob.
00:46:31.160 Do you like it, Clint? 0.99
00:46:31.900 You like garbage music, Clint. 0.93
00:46:33.820 No, I love good music. 1.00
00:46:34.960 You're a fucking idiot retard. 1.00
00:46:39.180 No, I don't fucking like it, dude. 1.00
00:46:40.720 I will say, 1.00
00:46:41.780 the Sex With My Wife song, 0.88
00:46:43.340 I think it's funny 0.76
00:46:44.120 because it's like,
00:46:45.120 it's a dude who's so deeply
00:46:46.320 in the closet
00:46:46.880 that he's trying to convince everybody.
00:46:48.240 He's like, 0.98
00:46:48.520 yo, I ain't gay, dog. 0.97
00:46:49.320 I got a wife 1.00
00:46:50.020 and I'm having sex with her. 1.00
00:46:51.500 And he made an entire song about it. 0.97
00:46:53.020 And the funniest part about it,
00:46:54.380 it's the only listenable song
00:46:55.960 he's ever made.
00:46:56.720 It is a legit banger. 0.99
00:47:00.940 I like to despise the dude. 0.99
00:47:02.440 I was fucking banging that all day. 0.99
00:47:04.040 Along with his... 0.98
00:47:04.800 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:47:06.440 She's his beard. 0.92
00:47:07.520 Beard is the correct term. 1.00
00:47:09.680 I'm having sex with my wife. 1.00
00:47:11.560 I mean, 0.99
00:47:11.720 the only reason that's good, though,
00:47:13.220 is it's completely a riff
00:47:14.340 off of an old song
00:47:15.620 that was...
00:47:15.840 Can we show this, Tyler?
00:47:17.080 I mean, Jesus,
00:47:17.900 I guess we could, whatever.
00:47:19.220 I mean,
00:47:19.500 I don't find this funny.
00:47:21.100 Let's go to the next one.
00:47:22.200 You don't find that funny?
00:47:23.580 You think it's funny?
00:47:24.140 I think that's really funny.
00:47:26.120 All right, go ahead.
00:47:27.880 Were you offended?
00:47:28.660 What were you offended by? 1.00
00:47:30.020 I don't like black pussy. 1.00
00:47:34.240 I have a date with an old head 1.00
00:47:35.720 and he does not like it bald.
00:47:37.440 So I had to go quickly to Amazon
00:47:39.320 and get myself a poopé. 1.00
00:47:41.040 It's a poopé for the pussy. 1.00
00:47:43.360 Anyways, 1.00
00:47:44.080 I'm getting myself ready.
00:47:45.700 I said, 0.99
00:47:46.000 if I'm going to wear a unit on my vagina, 1.00
00:47:47.460 I'm going to give her a fuss. 1.00
00:47:48.380 Look at how she does the hair. 1.00
00:47:49.820 And I do not leave home 1.00
00:47:51.220 without my pussy popping. 1.00
00:47:52.420 So I put one in real quick. 1.00
00:47:55.100 See, I told you, though.
00:47:56.060 I know it worked so fast.
00:47:57.300 I got so wet. 0.99
00:47:59.080 That's called the pussy popper. 1.00
00:47:59.900 It sweated out my fucking bus down. 1.00
00:48:01.520 Look at this bitch. 1.00
00:48:02.320 She looked crazy. 1.00
00:48:03.780 He was downstairs.
00:48:04.740 So I said,
00:48:05.280 okay, let's go. 0.64
00:48:06.480 He's an old head,
00:48:07.160 so he loved it. 1.00
00:48:08.260 He ate the shit up literally. 1.00
00:48:09.900 He was the best pussy he ever had. 1.00
00:48:12.000 Anyways, 1.00
00:48:12.320 I came home, 1.00
00:48:13.040 gave her a quick wash with Shan pussy. 1.00
00:48:14.600 I looked in the mirror 1.00
00:48:15.160 and I'm like,
00:48:15.460 I kind of like this look.
00:48:17.880 What do you guys think?
00:48:18.720 Should I keep this unit?
00:48:19.980 You got to be.
00:48:25.800 He's leaving.
00:48:26.620 Clint just left.
00:48:27.600 That really was
00:48:28.380 one of the most disgusting things
00:48:29.760 I've ever watched.
00:48:30.800 And I've,
00:48:31.020 and I've,
00:48:31.460 and I've watched like,
00:48:32.500 I mean,
00:48:32.900 I don't know.
00:48:35.020 I don't know if it's a joke. 0.56
00:48:36.400 I don't understand black culture at all. 1.00
00:48:38.460 Honestly, 0.79
00:48:38.940 it could be a hundred percent legit.
00:48:41.420 It reminds me of like the three stooges,
00:48:44.120 the one that has like the mid part.
00:48:45.460 All I can think of is like,
00:48:48.240 what pubic hair is that straight? 1.00
00:48:51.520 That doesn't exist.
00:48:53.020 Maybe like Asian hair, 1.00
00:48:54.380 like pussy hair. 1.00
00:48:55.420 Even then, 0.99
00:48:56.000 I don't think they,
00:48:56.660 like that was one of the most disgusting things
00:48:58.840 I've ever seen in my life.
00:48:59.820 Yeah.
00:49:00.780 Like I,
00:49:01.820 the way she was like,
00:49:03.000 if you're going to have a bush,
00:49:03.360 keep it like,
00:49:04.180 what,
00:49:04.460 like why would you have it like four inches, 0.98
00:49:06.520 like essentially a pussy food man's shoe? 1.00
00:49:08.400 Like, 1.00
00:49:08.540 it's not a fucking curtain. 0.99
00:49:10.240 Like, 0.99
00:49:10.520 it's like, 1.00
00:49:11.540 this bitch, 1.00
00:49:13.220 how dare she? 1.00
00:49:14.020 You got to kind of,
00:49:14.480 how dare you like open,
00:49:15.640 open the blinds.
00:49:16.680 How dare you come in this chat acting like it's all good,
00:49:19.600 making jokes and stuff.
00:49:20.580 You punish our friend,
00:49:21.760 you treat him horrible.
00:49:23.480 And you're just going to come in here like,
00:49:24.840 Oh, 0.87
00:49:24.980 it's like a black joke.
00:49:25.900 Ha ha ha.
00:49:26.540 Right?
00:49:26.760 Like laughing.
00:49:27.220 I don't like that.
00:49:28.460 Dude,
00:49:28.660 she was really upset at some black guy today from Sonic,
00:49:31.660 dude.
00:49:31.780 She got some Sonic and she was dropping hard R dude. 1.00
00:49:33.920 She was fucking, 1.00
00:49:35.080 she needs to treat Cole nicer. 1.00
00:49:37.520 Clint,
00:49:37.740 do you agree?
00:49:39.480 Yeah.
00:49:42.260 I assume we're talking about Liz.
00:49:43.940 Cradle of money.
00:49:44.620 Cradle of money.
00:49:45.660 Yeah,
00:49:45.900 dude, 0.99
00:49:46.060 look how fucking dirty my mug is. 1.00
00:49:47.580 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:49:50.060 That's it. 0.99
00:49:50.420 I like the,
00:49:50.800 I like the wild attitude that she has.
00:49:52.360 So last week,
00:49:53.640 uh,
00:49:53.980 Cole wasn't allowed to come on because he didn't take out the garbage.
00:49:56.920 Yup.
00:49:57.300 Um,
00:49:57.560 I think that's what it was,
00:49:58.420 right?
00:49:58.920 Yeah.
00:49:59.280 Yeah.
00:49:59.560 What's she going to do?
00:50:00.040 To the road.
00:50:00.880 To the road.
00:50:01.240 Like,
00:50:01.880 to the road.
00:50:02.560 He's been doing this every Wednesday for probably three years. 0.99
00:50:06.400 You've never come from a blowjob. 1.00
00:50:07.740 And you still listen to this bitch. 1.00
00:50:08.740 You got your mind? 1.00
00:50:10.540 Crazy. 0.99
00:50:13.000 Whatever.
00:50:13.920 Oh my God.
00:50:15.960 Look,
00:50:16.480 I, 0.99
00:50:17.460 I legit had to go and throw up just from that fucking, 0.99
00:50:20.460 it was, 0.99
00:50:20.820 that was,
00:50:21.260 you didn't hear,
00:50:21.920 but I said that might've been one of the nastiest things I've watched.
00:50:24.300 Like I've watched two girls,
00:50:25.380 one cup.
00:50:25.900 I've watched the,
00:50:26.920 uh, 0.99
00:50:27.260 the fucking, 1.00
00:50:27.820 uh, 1.00
00:50:28.260 one man,
00:50:28.720 one jar.
00:50:29.280 I've seen like all one man,
00:50:31.180 one jar.
00:50:32.020 Yeah.
00:50:32.560 Listen,
00:50:33.020 I don't know.
00:50:33.520 Tyler,
00:50:33.760 you guys pull it up.
00:50:34.860 No,
00:50:35.180 no,
00:50:35.640 we can't be like,
00:50:36.420 dude,
00:50:37.840 that's worse than the buttholes we saw earlier.
00:50:40.780 It just makes me think of, 0.99
00:50:42.560 if I actually was getting down and saw the vagina and then saw that, 1.00
00:50:47.100 like how off putting that would be. 0.98
00:50:49.180 If you literally have like four inch,
00:50:50.860 like curtains coming down from the top, 0.99
00:50:52.840 like what in the fuck? 0.99
00:50:55.120 Hey, 0.99
00:50:55.320 Laney,
00:50:55.600 don't listen.
00:50:57.700 If,
00:50:58.140 if somebody in our,
00:50:58.940 or we have a pretty big fan base now,
00:51:00.840 buy me a bottle of shampoo.
00:51:02.720 See,
00:51:03.480 I really want that. 0.99
00:51:04.460 I'll put that fucking route. 0.99
00:51:05.520 I'll put it right here and I'll drink from it every day. 0.99
00:51:08.400 I'm going to say everybody is like,
00:51:12.120 no girl really has like pubic hair. 1.00
00:51:14.080 Hold on.
00:51:14.380 Wait up.
00:51:14.520 We're still cold.
00:51:15.240 Right.
00:51:16.320 Actually,
00:51:17.220 I think I might use it on my pubes.
00:51:19.500 Now that I think about it.
00:51:20.380 Like guys have pubes.
00:51:21.520 Yeah.
00:51:21.760 But like women with pubic hair, 1.00
00:51:23.160 women with pubic hair for real should be shot. 1.00
00:51:26.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:26.340 Like,
00:51:26.540 give me some,
00:51:26.940 like if you have to buy shampoo.
00:51:28.840 Oh wait,
00:51:29.160 this is for shampoo.
00:51:30.140 I thought she's,
00:51:31.200 I,
00:51:31.420 I thought I heard too pacey,
00:51:33.360 like to pay.
00:51:34.640 There's three. 1.00
00:51:36.520 Then there's pussy poppers and it makes your pussy wet. 1.00
00:51:39.320 She's selling a line of products. 1.00
00:51:41.480 You understand what's going on here?
00:51:42.940 Man.
00:51:44.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:51:44.160 She's selling a pussy to pay the, 1.00
00:51:46.220 the poop pay. 1.00
00:51:47.340 That was an infomercial on Instagram.
00:51:50.340 And then I don't want to talk about it.
00:51:52.840 Wild.
00:51:53.680 Isn't it amazing though,
00:51:54.700 Clint?
00:51:55.520 No,
00:51:55.880 this is their culture.
00:51:56.760 This is, 0.96
00:51:57.200 this is black culture.
00:51:58.240 If that's black culture, 1.00
00:51:59.140 I don't like black people. 1.00
00:52:00.160 So stop it. 1.00
00:52:00.900 She's normal shampoo.
00:52:02.560 Yeah.
00:52:02.800 What do you need a certain shampoo for your, 1.00
00:52:04.540 I don't believe that black people fucking rock like that. 1.00
00:52:06.460 I don't believe it. 1.00
00:52:06.800 It's real.
00:52:07.380 No,
00:52:07.660 I mean,
00:52:07.860 it's not for your pubes,
00:52:08.800 but it's probably for,
00:52:09.520 listen, 1.00
00:52:09.700 if the girls put a different shampoo on their pussy, 1.00
00:52:11.840 right? 1.00
00:52:12.120 They put a different soap. 0.99
00:52:13.720 God damn it. 1.00
00:52:15.620 Dude, 1.00
00:52:15.900 because black people, 1.00
00:52:17.420 their pubes would be fucking nappy, 1.00
00:52:19.080 dude. 1.00
00:52:19.220 No,
00:52:19.380 no,
00:52:19.480 no,
00:52:19.620 wait,
00:52:19.900 that's true.
00:52:20.480 Your wife,
00:52:21.540 if you're both for your wives,
00:52:22.540 have,
00:52:22.800 have a different shampoo or soap for their,
00:52:24.800 not a shampoo, 1.00
00:52:25.380 but a soap for their pussy. 1.00
00:52:27.020 They just do. 1.00
00:52:27.620 There's that other soap.
00:52:29.580 No,
00:52:30.120 no,
00:52:30.720 no,
00:52:31.220 yes,
00:52:31.520 there is.
00:52:33.040 Dude,
00:52:33.600 they make, 1.00
00:52:34.360 what's that shit called? 1.00
00:52:34.980 She doesn't wash it at all. 1.00
00:52:40.320 Next week,
00:52:40.980 Cole's not on the show.
00:52:43.740 Most,
00:52:44.100 most girls don't have to fully shave, 1.00
00:52:45.780 but if you like go fucking full, 0.99
00:52:47.280 all, 0.99
00:52:47.600 all natural,
00:52:49.080 the show is problematic.
00:52:50.140 You're right,
00:52:50.640 Luke,
00:52:50.820 you should definitely not be watching.
00:52:51.820 You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:52:53.200 Yeah,
00:52:53.440 like this is mild.
00:52:54.700 We usually go way harder.
00:52:55.680 No, 1.00
00:52:55.780 she's fucking lying. 1.00
00:52:57.520 She has one thing of soap. 1.00
00:52:58.860 That's it.
00:52:59.220 She has,
00:52:59.500 she uses the, 0.89
00:53:00.100 she like me,
00:53:00.880 she just had shoulders for her whole body.
00:53:02.480 That's what it's called.
00:53:02.980 No,
00:53:03.360 not that.
00:53:03.920 Summer's Eve is the douche brand.
00:53:06.600 There's a douche,
00:53:07.380 but there's also,
00:53:07.960 I think,
00:53:08.140 there's a cleaner one too.
00:53:10.420 Summer's Eve has douches,
00:53:11.540 but they also,
00:53:12.100 I think,
00:53:12.460 have the cleaner too.
00:53:13.460 So they wash with that.
00:53:14.640 I remember,
00:53:15.060 dude,
00:53:15.200 I remember like taking a,
00:53:16.620 like going to my grandparents. 0.99
00:53:17.360 Oh shit. 1.00
00:53:18.100 This is our first chat from fucking Twitch. 1.00
00:53:20.960 Fitness chat. 1.00
00:53:21.520 Power wash my pussy. 1.00
00:53:23.400 That's a fucking banger line. 1.00
00:53:25.300 That's happening. 1.00
00:53:25.860 Hell yeah.
00:53:26.740 That is a dude.
00:53:27.600 With that,
00:53:28.060 with that,
00:53:28.780 like profile picture too,
00:53:30.800 of like some,
00:53:31.780 it's crazy.
00:53:33.160 And honestly,
00:53:33.940 honestly,
00:53:34.300 honestly, 1.00
00:53:35.140 fitness chicks have to power wash that shit. 1.00
00:53:37.320 Yes. 1.00
00:53:37.560 Because they be stinking, 0.99
00:53:38.680 dog. 1.00
00:53:38.780 Stinky dude. 0.97
00:53:40.000 Especially, 0.99
00:53:40.340 she looks like,
00:53:40.800 if she is like an actual fitness, 0.99
00:53:42.300 she looks like she's fucking doing like a bodybuilding. 1.00
00:53:45.240 Who's that jack bitch? 1.00
00:53:46.300 She's like, 1.00
00:53:46.620 she's got a really good built, 0.99
00:53:48.100 but she's always like fucking showing her back and stuff. 1.00
00:53:50.760 And she looks like she has the stinkiest pussy in the world. 1.00
00:53:53.300 Which one? 1.00
00:53:53.840 Because we've shown a couple on our show.
00:53:56.400 No,
00:53:56.680 no one knows her name,
00:53:57.500 dude.
00:53:57.580 We know who you're talking about.
00:53:58.400 Lean Beef Patty is one.
00:53:59.620 Lean Beef Patty.
00:54:00.340 Yeah,
00:54:00.520 that's fine.
00:54:00.820 You know her name.
00:54:01.840 Jesus Christ, 0.99
00:54:02.420 you're homosexual. 1.00
00:54:03.260 I had to like, 0.99
00:54:04.320 think of it.
00:54:05.280 Beef Patty is her name?
00:54:07.020 Lean Beef Patty.
00:54:08.380 Lean Beef Patty.
00:54:09.600 Tyler,
00:54:10.020 you need to be bringing up Lean Beef Patty. 1.00
00:54:11.560 You're showing us these fucking losers in Rumble. 1.00
00:54:13.200 That's obviously the name that you want to say. 1.00
00:54:15.540 You're talking about who you want to fuck. 1.00
00:54:18.100 Oh yeah, 1.00
00:54:18.560 I want to fuck that Lean Beef Patty. 1.00
00:54:21.680 Okay. 1.00
00:54:23.680 Sounds great.
00:54:24.600 Michelle Obama is actually the right person.
00:54:25.760 I swear to God,
00:54:26.460 we have so much content,
00:54:27.560 and we're just like not doing it.
00:54:28.620 No,
00:54:28.900 no,
00:54:28.960 no. 1.00
00:54:29.420 We're just ripping off sharp pussy. 1.00
00:54:30.540 Our sister is literally drunk. 1.00
00:54:32.760 Our producer is so drunk that he showed buttholes pooping during the show.
00:54:38.660 There she goes. 1.00
00:54:40.360 She's fucking jacked, 1.00
00:54:42.620 dude. 1.00
00:54:42.980 She totally looks like she has a stinky pussy, 1.00
00:54:44.760 though, 1.00
00:54:44.900 yeah.
00:54:45.640 For real.
00:54:46.260 Most likely.
00:54:47.300 This picture here,
00:54:48.740 this one here,
00:54:49.440 I can't even,
00:54:50.020 I gotta log in. 1.00
00:54:51.100 This one looks like she has a really stinky pussy. 1.00
00:54:53.600 Look at that. 1.00
00:54:56.740 She's an absolute specimen,
00:54:58.380 but she is rank. 0.96
00:55:00.500 Yeah,
00:55:00.700 like she's got to the point where she gets like,
00:55:02.620 dude B.O.
00:55:03.280 You know,
00:55:03.540 dude B.O.
00:55:03.980 is like distinctive smell.
00:55:05.240 Yeah. 1.00
00:55:05.460 Like that's emanating from her pussy. 1.00
00:55:07.220 Dude, 1.00
00:55:07.680 I've seen her videos,
00:55:10.220 because like she's done like,
00:55:11.860 she's,
00:55:13.220 she's done like collabs with other like fitness influencers I watch. 1.00
00:55:16.380 She gives a lot of really good advice,
00:55:17.560 guys.
00:55:18.120 She has a personality that all of y'all would absolutely hate. 0.87
00:55:22.280 Like it's,
00:55:22.920 it's crazy.
00:55:23.800 Isn't it obvious?
00:55:24.520 I'm sure.
00:55:29.520 I hate it.
00:55:31.140 Yeah.
00:55:31.260 I just,
00:55:31.980 I don't like it.
00:55:33.340 Stop it.
00:55:34.080 She has like the. 0.99
00:55:35.560 I want to give you,
00:55:36.280 I want to give you guys a heads up.
00:55:37.940 The sponsor is in the chat and rumble,
00:55:40.400 so we should probably do that.
00:55:41.780 Oh,
00:55:41.980 yeah,
00:55:42.120 Nadeau,
00:55:42.440 yeah,
00:55:42.640 Nadeau is.
00:55:43.080 Oh,
00:55:43.340 he paint us again now?
00:55:44.900 Yes.
00:55:45.420 Yeah.
00:55:45.620 N-A-V-E-A-U shapecode.com promo code tower gang or lockdown.
00:55:50.220 Get yourself 15% off the best single blade stainless steel razor in the game.
00:55:54.940 If you are suicidal,
00:55:56.760 there is only one razor that will cut you properly the very first time.
00:56:02.180 We're still on YouTube.
00:56:03.140 Oops.
00:56:03.880 No,
00:56:04.040 no,
00:56:04.120 no,
00:56:04.260 we talk about suicide thing.
00:56:05.740 It's over with now.
00:56:06.660 It's over.
00:56:07.600 When you need to like,
00:56:08.760 listen, 1.00
00:56:09.480 we don't want you to buy a sham pussy because we want you to shave your pussy. 1.00
00:56:13.080 And we're going to be the best way to shave your pussy. 1.00
00:56:14.820 Nadeau shave club. 1.00
00:56:15.760 All right.
00:56:16.000 Nadeau shave club.
00:56:17.400 It would get, 1.00
00:56:18.580 it would cut that fucking, 1.00
00:56:20.100 that, 1.00
00:56:20.300 that,
00:56:20.600 that long straight hair on one pass.
00:56:22.860 One pass.
00:56:23.240 Easily.
00:56:23.680 And you know what?
00:56:24.420 You know what's even crazier?
00:56:25.440 It'll cut, 1.00
00:56:26.040 it'll cut that fucking nappy shit, 1.00
00:56:28.920 whatever black girls have. 1.00
00:56:30.440 One, 0.99
00:56:31.000 one slice.
00:56:32.020 Right. 1.00
00:56:32.460 Do you think black girl shit is like straight and then their head's nappy and then white girl shit is like their head straight, 1.00
00:56:37.460 but their pubes are nappy. 1.00
00:56:40.160 I wouldn't know.
00:56:40.840 Never seen either.
00:56:41.940 Yeah.
00:56:42.100 It's,
00:56:42.380 it's,
00:56:42.700 it's the inverse nappy. 1.00
00:56:44.400 I'd fuck two black chicks. 1.00
00:56:45.620 That made me, 1.00
00:56:47.940 that,
00:56:48.760 that might make me throw up. 1.00
00:56:50.400 I shaved my pussy with Nadeau. 1.00
00:56:52.700 Oh man. 1.00
00:56:53.620 Laney,
00:56:54.060 I think of you as a woman.
00:56:55.020 Don't talk about that.
00:56:55.980 Dude, 0.99
00:56:56.300 I shaved my balls with Nadeau and then it gets really quick. 1.00
00:56:59.180 You can actually give yourself a vasectomy at the same time when you do that. 0.99
00:57:02.220 It's a,
00:57:03.080 it's got a lot.
00:57:04.020 I actually would actually,
00:57:04.980 honestly,
00:57:05.460 I would be very scared of actually shaving with a single blade.
00:57:09.220 I mean,
00:57:09.460 maybe honestly,
00:57:10.440 I bet the guy,
00:57:11.060 you've never tried it.
00:57:11.800 You've never tried it.
00:57:12.500 No,
00:57:12.960 I don't shave my pubes.
00:57:13.880 Andrew,
00:57:14.380 hold on.
00:57:14.820 Andrew,
00:57:15.200 since you're in the chat.
00:57:16.460 All right.
00:57:16.760 I'm going to ask you,
00:57:17.680 you can just do a yes or no to this question.
00:57:20.320 If,
00:57:20.600 if the Jews, 0.60
00:57:21.220 Does anyone ever kill themselves with an Nadeau razor?
00:57:23.340 No,
00:57:23.700 if the,
00:57:23.960 if the Jews came up to you and they were like,
00:57:26.020 Hey buddy, 1.00
00:57:27.140 you want to sell some fucking razors? 0.99
00:57:29.420 And they said, 1.00
00:57:29.960 I got the person that will sell you millions.
00:57:32.480 And your razor became the official mussy shaving razor for the tranny community. 1.00
00:57:37.900 Would you take that one?
00:57:39.080 I thought you were going to say your razor becomes the official circumcision razor of all. 0.99
00:57:43.460 I thought you were going to go there.
00:57:44.540 And I was like,
00:57:45.020 that is.
00:57:45.960 No,
00:57:46.260 I'm imagining a mussy before they like, 1.00
00:57:49.340 you could say like your,
00:57:50.080 your,
00:57:50.380 your thing would be like,
00:57:51.380 uh,
00:57:52.020 it's so gentle that you wouldn't even tell over those scars.
00:57:55.940 Like it just glides right over there.
00:57:58.040 Yeah.
00:57:58.140 Uh,
00:57:58.540 the only razor that doesn't pop your pustules,
00:58:01.240 uh, 0.99
00:58:01.860 that is your maggot filled. 1.00
00:58:05.640 Gag. 0.99
00:58:06.460 Nadeau see razors coming this summer.
00:58:08.900 Nadeau see.
00:58:10.240 Nadeau see.
00:58:12.380 Oh my God.
00:58:13.940 Anyway,
00:58:14.300 he didn't answer.
00:58:14.980 He didn't say yes or no.
00:58:16.180 So that means yes.
00:58:17.580 I like this.
00:58:18.220 This is maintaining the tower gang trend of sprinting to lose all sponsorship.
00:58:22.660 I really love this.
00:58:23.500 I love this.
00:58:23.760 No,
00:58:24.100 hold on.
00:58:24.480 He'll go back.
00:58:24.880 I do too.
00:58:25.840 Tower gang should do raids on T streamers on Twitch. 0.99
00:58:27.920 Stop taking that down. 0.98
00:58:29.120 That is fucking great. 0.97
00:58:29.680 I don't know what that means. 0.99
00:58:30.620 I don't know.
00:58:31.280 No,
00:58:31.760 this is great because so this is a thing that they do on Twitch where you'll send out your
00:58:35.940 followers to go raid somebody else's stream. 0.94
00:58:38.260 And then they just put all types of crazy shit in their, 0.99
00:58:41.560 like in their live chat and towers. 1.00
00:58:43.600 Hell yeah.
00:58:44.120 Why hasn't anyone raided our stream? 0.99
00:58:45.620 What the fuck? 0.99
00:58:46.320 Only one person watches it. 1.00
00:58:47.980 Every,
00:58:48.340 I get an email breakdown of like,
00:58:49.820 like who watched what.
00:58:50.920 And,
00:58:51.300 and in that you can check it too.
00:58:52.600 Cause if you care, 0.99
00:58:53.480 but it's literally one person every fucking time. 0.99
00:58:55.840 So now I see like three up there. 0.98
00:58:57.060 Like,
00:58:57.240 that's pretty cool.
00:58:57.860 I like that.
00:58:59.040 Yeah.
00:58:59.680 Will that channel ban us?
00:59:01.440 I guess they will.
00:59:02.060 Right. 0.99
00:59:02.300 Twitch is kind of gay. 0.98
00:59:04.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:04.940 All right.
00:59:05.520 But they're,
00:59:06.120 they're really against like more like nudity and which I guess we did tonight.
00:59:10.600 Yeah.
00:59:10.960 They're also very against racism,
00:59:12.820 which we kind of specialize in.
00:59:14.640 But I don't believe that because like Aiden Ross would literally do like a, 0.99
00:59:17.620 a fucking racist joke, 0.99
00:59:18.800 like stream, 1.00
00:59:20.140 like where he has his followers on.
00:59:21.380 I swear to God, 0.99
00:59:21.880 whenever you start talking about shit like this, 0.99
00:59:23.560 it's like for people in their twenties, 1.00
00:59:25.120 it makes me mad.
00:59:25.840 Like viscerally,
00:59:26.560 like inside of my body.
00:59:27.680 I just know it because I see it on reels.
00:59:29.740 I don't watch Aiden Ross.
00:59:30.760 I'm going to put that out there.
00:59:31.600 I know,
00:59:31.780 but you said it.
00:59:32.500 Like you said those words and like,
00:59:33.900 now I'm pissed.
00:59:34.700 I don't understand who these people are. 0.98
00:59:36.580 There was like more black people.
00:59:37.820 They're like,
00:59:38.160 this guy's an influencer and he's got like,
00:59:40.020 you could tell like millions of followers,
00:59:41.780 mad money.
00:59:42.240 Yeah.
00:59:42.400 There's an entourage following around. 1.00
00:59:43.840 Never seen this motherfucker before. 1.00
00:59:45.220 I don't understand. 1.00
00:59:45.900 I don't understand how like they become popular.
00:59:48.600 Cause like,
00:59:49.000 they don't seem like they do anything.
00:59:51.460 Oh,
00:59:51.680 okay.
00:59:52.700 That's it.
00:59:53.120 Just juice.
00:59:53.460 You have guys like,
00:59:54.740 like there was that.
00:59:56.040 Did you watch the NBA all-star weekend?
00:59:59.080 Clint?
00:59:59.380 Hell no.
00:59:59.820 Also juice.
01:00:00.800 Yeah.
01:00:01.040 Well,
01:00:01.260 so there was that whenever Jalen Brown dunked over the game,
01:00:03.900 guy,
01:00:04.220 that Kai Sanat guy.
01:00:05.620 That's another one of those streamers.
01:00:07.020 Like you probably even,
01:00:08.740 that,
01:00:09.320 well,
01:00:10.860 they,
01:00:11.280 well,
01:00:11.420 they just recently put on a thing. 1.00
01:00:12.720 We don't know any of these motherfuckers. 1.00
01:00:14.460 This is literally none. 1.00
01:00:15.840 I know Sneeko now because I just found out about like some shit he's been doing. 0.97
01:00:19.620 I don't know. 0.95
01:00:20.200 But it worries me that there's thousands of them.
01:00:22.860 Dude.
01:00:22.960 There's always something weird going on.
01:00:24.880 And then like,
01:00:25.560 they don't even have Twitter accounts.
01:00:26.740 They have accounts that tell you about what they did. 0.99
01:00:29.720 It's like this person news and it's got fucking a million followers. 0.97
01:00:32.960 I'm like, 0.97
01:00:33.200 what is going on here?
01:00:34.460 There's like a side economy.
01:00:36.060 Twitch streaming is way bigger than anything like in YouTube streaming.
01:00:40.500 We're now an hour deep.
01:00:41.480 We haven't done a single funny thing.
01:00:42.740 Hearing Cole talk about this.
01:00:44.560 It reminds me of like my kids.
01:00:46.080 What are we supposed to do?
01:00:47.020 That's funny.
01:00:47.940 I'm sorry.
01:00:48.640 I'm so much content.
01:00:49.800 We have like, 0.99
01:00:50.240 we're just fucking talking about Twitch streamers for fuck's sake. 0.99
01:00:53.760 Pull up some content Tyler. 0.99
01:00:55.780 Now we're funny.
01:00:57.060 Now Clint knows how I feel.
01:00:59.760 Okay.
01:01:00.100 Mayor Adams.
01:01:00.840 Let's see what we're going to do.
01:01:01.500 We just got yelled at by Clint.
01:01:02.620 And for 22 years,
01:01:03.800 I wore a bulletproof vest.
01:01:05.660 Please come and join me inside my house.
01:01:08.940 What I would like to show here is to empower parents on how to search,
01:01:12.740 a room inside their home.
01:01:14.480 You write the constitution.
01:01:16.180 There are no first amendment rights inside your household. 0.53
01:01:19.100 So by periodically sending a message to your home,
01:01:21.520 that there are no rooms off limits.
01:01:23.200 You don't believe in locked doors.
01:01:24.640 Your house is open to inspection,
01:01:26.260 but you always have to inspect what you expect.
01:01:28.920 You can look at a jewelry box.
01:01:29.980 A jewelry box of this nature.
01:01:31.260 Maybe a simple jewelry box.
01:01:32.660 But if you look through it closely,
01:01:33.760 you don't know what your child may be hiding.
01:01:35.460 For instance,
01:01:36.240 a gun could be hitting.
01:01:37.020 A small caliber weapon could be hitting inside a jewelry box.
01:01:40.080 When your child brings in his popular knapsack,
01:01:42.000 with many different locations.
01:01:43.360 Look through it to see what exactly is your child carrying in addition to a book.
01:01:48.180 Something simple as a crack pipe,
01:01:49.580 a used crack pipe.
01:01:52.460 But this is a discussion piece.
01:01:54.900 When you should start speaking with him,
01:01:56.320 to find out what is he doing with it.
01:01:58.060 Behind a picture frame,
01:01:58.860 you can find bullets.
01:02:00.140 What does that mean?
01:02:00.840 You can find bullets.
01:02:01.480 Does it mean your child is carrying a gun?
01:02:03.160 No.
01:02:03.880 Where there's smoke,
01:02:04.920 there's possible fire.
01:02:05.940 Where there's a bullet,
01:02:07.140 there's possibly a gun.
01:02:08.380 A baby doll.
01:02:09.520 It could be just a baby doll,
01:02:10.700 but also it could be a place
01:02:11.740 where you can secrete or hide drugs.
01:02:13.800 Run your hand over it.
01:02:14.200 You can secrete drugs.
01:02:16.120 You can secrete drugs. 0.99
01:02:16.900 What the fuck secrete drugs? 1.00
01:02:18.220 Just look and see what's inside your bookcase. 1.00
01:02:20.040 Does he think that's an act of making something secret?
01:02:22.560 There are no first amendment rights in your home.
01:02:25.180 You have a duty and obligation
01:02:26.580 to protect the members of your house.
01:02:27.920 That's the mayor of New York City, ladies and gentlemen.
01:02:29.840 Nah,
01:02:30.200 he's right though.
01:02:31.200 He's right though.
01:02:31.660 Because look,
01:02:31.940 I actually,
01:02:32.420 I went into rated,
01:02:33.340 I rated my son's room.
01:02:35.140 He's three.
01:02:36.040 He's three. 1.00
01:02:37.020 And this motherfucker, 1.00
01:02:37.860 look at this shit. 1.00
01:02:38.960 Incredible. 1.00
01:02:42.300 I had to have a talk with him.
01:02:43.500 I'm like, 0.99
01:02:44.200 you gotta be fucking kidding me, 0.99
01:02:45.640 dude. 1.00
01:02:45.880 You're not old enough for this shit. 1.00
01:02:47.120 You know? 1.00
01:02:50.500 You go in there,
01:02:51.560 you think,
01:02:51.900 you think you got,
01:02:52.740 you're looking at a Teddy Ruxpin?
01:02:54.220 Nah,
01:02:54.740 you're looking at the, 1.00
01:02:55.640 you're looking at a motherfucking, 1.00
01:02:57.380 a whole, 1.00
01:02:58.260 a whole AK-47 motherfucker. 1.00
01:03:00.680 It's like, 1.00
01:03:01.200 it's crazy that he actually,
01:03:02.480 like,
01:03:02.960 it's funny because he knows,
01:03:04.100 he's like,
01:03:04.520 this is just my,
01:03:05.460 this is just what I found in my house.
01:03:07.140 Like, 1.00
01:03:07.440 so I know this shit. 1.00
01:03:08.260 I know all the best spots. 1.00
01:03:09.700 I had,
01:03:09.960 I had crack cocaine when I was growing up
01:03:11.620 because I got it from the white guy
01:03:13.120 in the FBI jacket.
01:03:14.200 He gave it right to me.
01:03:15.400 I secrete drugs out of my pores
01:03:17.540 right on.
01:03:17.980 I think he was actually saying secret
01:03:19.620 and he just can't pronounce it right.
01:03:21.880 What's funny is,
01:03:22.700 is that that commercial is like how,
01:03:24.460 you know how Australia has commercials
01:03:26.120 for abos,
01:03:27.160 you know, 1.00
01:03:27.360 that kind of shit. 1.00
01:03:27.980 That's for black people in New York. 1.00
01:03:29.820 He's not talking to white people in New York. 0.96
01:03:31.940 No.
01:03:32.080 Yeah.
01:03:32.420 Literally.
01:03:33.040 Did you see all the guns?
01:03:34.120 There were,
01:03:34.440 none of them were actually like nice,
01:03:36.020 like,
01:03:36.400 like what you would call it,
01:03:37.480 like white guns.
01:03:38.120 There was not a Glock 19.
01:03:39.360 It was like old,
01:03:40.340 like there was no,
01:03:41.740 like it was a crack pipe,
01:03:44.040 which is,
01:03:44.820 you know,
01:03:45.300 I mean,
01:03:45.600 come on.
01:03:46.380 That's,
01:03:46.540 you think,
01:03:47.220 you think,
01:03:47.480 you think you're looking at an Etch-A-Sketch.
01:03:49.180 That's actually a mirror with lines on it
01:03:51.020 with a razor blade.
01:03:52.380 Don't use a gun.
01:03:53.860 You don't want to snipe.
01:03:55.400 Don't smoke crack from this here pipe. 1.00
01:03:58.040 What the fuck was that? 1.00
01:04:03.600 That was don't sniff petrol from a can, 1.00
01:04:05.900 but it was the,
01:04:06.460 don't smoke crack from a pipe or whatever.
01:04:08.900 Oh,
01:04:09.300 he did an on the spot rendition of it.
01:04:11.680 Wait,
01:04:11.840 did he actually do that?
01:04:12.900 Was that?
01:04:13.620 Do it again.
01:04:15.060 No,
01:04:15.820 no,
01:04:17.080 don't do it again.
01:04:18.540 You see what happens? 1.00
01:04:19.340 Shut up. 1.00
01:04:21.240 Shut up, 1.00
01:04:21.780 Joe. 1.00
01:04:23.140 This guy's biased.
01:04:25.020 I think so.
01:04:26.940 He's biased.
01:04:27.480 This guy's biased.
01:04:28.800 All right.
01:04:29.080 Good one,
01:04:29.640 Toad.
01:04:29.840 You got that one.
01:04:31.120 I do love that.
01:04:32.160 Like,
01:04:32.560 it's like we always pause for him to do the things like he does.
01:04:36.180 Then we're,
01:04:36.400 we're always just like,
01:04:37.740 what is he going to do?
01:04:38.640 Like,
01:04:38.860 what is he going to do?
01:04:40.940 I mean,
01:04:41.140 in fairness,
01:04:41.620 usually we talk over him,
01:04:42.820 but when we don't,
01:04:43.620 then it gets really bad.
01:04:44.780 So yeah,
01:04:45.080 I make a point to talk over him.
01:04:47.180 All those poor libertarian podcasts that he can do.
01:04:49.340 Keeps going on.
01:04:49.980 It must be like that.
01:04:50.940 The entire show.
01:04:52.380 Do you watch the shows?
01:04:53.800 No,
01:04:54.140 no.
01:04:56.600 Do we watch this show?
01:05:00.600 I mean,
01:05:01.420 I don't know.
01:05:02.520 I,
01:05:02.740 I guess maybe I'm,
01:05:03.780 I,
01:05:04.040 do you guys even watch my show?
01:05:05.480 I mean,
01:05:05.780 the only show I really,
01:05:07.120 every now and then,
01:05:07.820 depending on the topic,
01:05:08.860 I'll catch tops.
01:05:09.800 I usually listen to Clint's,
01:05:11.280 but like I was listening to his show a long while back.
01:05:13.500 So like,
01:05:14.220 I'm sorry. 0.99
01:05:15.080 I don't listen to all my friend's shit. 0.98
01:05:16.380 I don't have enough time. 0.99
01:05:17.500 Whenever Clint has a good topic,
01:05:18.960 I'll like tune in for like five minutes and then be like,
01:05:21.600 I think Dave.
01:05:22.140 I got it.
01:05:22.560 I'm good.
01:05:24.280 I watch occasional episodes. 0.99
01:05:26.480 I wait till the intro music ends and then I shut the fuck off. 0.99
01:05:29.880 No, 0.99
01:05:30.200 I don't even wait till I hear the intro music.
01:05:31.940 And I'm like,
01:05:32.380 this is terrible.
01:05:33.360 Here's what I do now. 0.99
01:05:35.880 It's fucked up. 0.98
01:05:36.720 If I've been on your show, 1.00
01:05:37.980 I don't listen to it anymore.
01:05:39.680 That's how,
01:05:40.140 I guess that's much like how low I think of you after you've had me on.
01:05:44.180 I'm like, 1.00
01:05:44.320 I don't just don't watch this shit. 0.99
01:05:45.280 I did want to get my headphones off. 1.00
01:05:46.580 That was so startling.
01:05:47.400 I feel like we did this before,
01:05:48.420 but I don't think anybody actually used a sock,
01:05:50.320 right? 0.98
01:05:50.820 That's just not a real fucking thing. 0.97
01:05:52.500 Hey, 0.99
01:05:52.540 hey,
01:05:52.720 fitness check four from Twitch. 1.00
01:05:54.340 Would you have sex with toad for us? 1.00
01:05:56.960 That's a guy. 1.00
01:05:57.940 That's actually,
01:05:58.720 do you not see that?
01:05:59.280 That's toad in the background.
01:06:00.540 Look at the background of that profile picture. 0.99
01:06:03.700 There's toad right fucking there. 0.98
01:06:05.200 Do you see him? 0.99
01:06:05.560 Is that you toad?
01:06:06.560 It's toad with hair.
01:06:07.340 Toad,
01:06:07.540 do you know her?
01:06:08.740 Maybe.
01:06:09.540 Where was that picture taken?
01:06:10.660 You guys work in the same office?
01:06:13.260 She died.
01:06:15.060 Is she one of the people that died of stomach cancer or brain tumor? 0.62
01:06:18.080 Which one is toad?
01:06:19.380 Are you being haunted by a former coworker on Twitch?
01:06:22.780 Which one is toad?
01:06:24.020 Toad is the dude with the Nilla hat.
01:06:25.860 Wait,
01:06:26.060 how did you find this show?
01:06:27.960 She must have found us from Elijah,
01:06:29.980 right?
01:06:30.120 You know what's funny?
01:06:31.740 I think we're getting more Twitch viewers,
01:06:34.060 and so it does bump you up on Twitch every so slightly.
01:06:37.660 And so I think we're actually getting some actual,
01:06:40.820 what is it?
01:06:41.640 Are we becoming Twitch streamers?
01:06:43.140 Yeah,
01:06:43.380 I think it's actually grassroots growth on Twitch right now.
01:06:48.780 Nice. 0.98
01:06:49.280 They should fucking sponsor our show. 0.98
01:06:51.300 We're growing it from the bottom up. 0.99
01:06:53.160 You know what just dawned on me?
01:06:54.620 You know how amazing Talking Towers is going to be today?
01:06:57.540 It's going to be next level.
01:06:58.500 It's because he's hammered.
01:07:00.280 I like how you went from...
01:07:01.560 I want to see whatever this is.
01:07:03.980 Jose went from like not wanting Talking Towers
01:07:06.000 to like now you're looking forward to it.
01:07:08.280 I kind of like that.
01:07:08.740 All right,
01:07:08.880 just play to the like 50 second mark.
01:07:11.840 What is this?
01:07:12.260 The lights of Friday night football shine bright over West Texas.
01:07:15.840 But for one football player,
01:07:16.960 he can't see those lights.
01:07:18.240 He can't see the crowd,
01:07:19.280 the ball,
01:07:19.780 the grass.
01:07:20.360 But what he can see is that he's helping others see
01:07:22.920 and believe that nothing is impossible,
01:07:25.160 not even playing football blind.
01:07:26.900 The Greenwood Panthers preparing for a big game.
01:07:33.040 In fact,
01:07:33.480 it's the biggest.
01:07:34.300 It's the championship.
01:07:37.100 They've come this far
01:07:38.200 because each player has a unique talent,
01:07:40.240 a crafted skill,
01:07:41.340 including number 57,
01:07:42.640 Dylan Collier.
01:07:43.520 We already know we're going to win.
01:07:44.800 It's that kind of confidence
01:07:45.960 that continues to amaze people
01:07:47.460 who watch Dylan play.
01:07:48.380 Wait for it.
01:07:49.320 Wait for it.
01:07:50.040 Wait for it.
01:07:50.980 Wait for it.
01:07:52.740 Wait for it.
01:07:53.620 Wait for it.
01:07:53.920 This is the part.
01:07:54.680 This is the part.
01:07:55.300 Don't fast forward.
01:07:56.200 Don't fast forward.
01:07:56.700 But this courageous youngster
01:07:57.940 has proven those people wrong. 1.00
01:07:59.020 Fuck the mouse. 1.00
01:07:59.800 Get it off. 1.00
01:08:00.440 He can see that anything's possible.
01:08:02.580 Game time nears.
01:08:03.640 Dylan and his team are ready. 1.00
01:08:05.000 Watch this shit. 1.00
01:08:06.360 Okay, 1.00
01:08:06.700 we'll go to the Super Bowl.
01:08:07.520 This is the time to do it.
01:08:08.400 Sir!
01:08:08.820 On the field,
01:08:10.060 he runs,
01:08:10.740 looking for a block.
01:08:11.740 My job is to block
01:08:12.700 for the quarterback.
01:08:13.700 I have to make sure that
01:08:14.840 they can't get to our quarterback team.
01:08:17.340 That's it.
01:08:17.760 That's it.
01:08:18.380 Hold on.
01:08:18.900 Have you ever seen the edit of that?
01:08:20.640 Yes.
01:08:21.360 This is... 1.00
01:08:22.240 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
01:08:24.420 I can't believe 1.00
01:08:25.940 he hasn't seen this.
01:08:27.320 I thought he was going to run
01:08:28.020 the wrong way
01:08:28.720 to the wrong ends
01:08:29.520 and everybody's going to be like,
01:08:30.440 no, no, no, no. 1.00
01:08:30.760 Turn that shit off. 1.00
01:08:32.360 Hold on. 1.00
01:08:33.120 I mean, he's gay. 0.82
01:08:34.240 What is that? 1.00
01:08:35.500 What the fuck is that? 1.00
01:08:36.640 He's blind. 1.00
01:08:37.560 No.
01:08:38.160 Tyler's taking too much liberties.
01:08:39.700 Tyler.
01:08:40.300 Tyler.
01:08:41.520 Hold on.
01:08:42.180 That's weird.
01:08:42.680 We're sending him conflicting messages.
01:08:44.260 Bring up content.
01:08:45.000 Stop bringing up content.
01:08:46.020 Bring up content.
01:08:46.420 Stop bringing up content.
01:08:47.480 Hold on.
01:08:48.060 I got this.
01:08:49.100 This is what...
01:08:50.160 I'll have to do this for us.
01:08:50.780 While he's hammered as well.
01:08:53.220 This is great.
01:08:53.880 What are we...
01:08:54.720 I have no idea what's going on.
01:08:55.900 that a blind person 0.99
01:08:57.900 can't play football? 1.00
01:08:59.820 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
01:09:08.400 I was waiting for that. 1.00
01:09:09.600 I listened to the beginning
01:09:10.400 of your episode.
01:09:11.000 I was waiting for that
01:09:12.360 because that would have been
01:09:13.440 the best way
01:09:14.020 to start the episode
01:09:15.260 which is the short little clip.
01:09:16.500 I'm assuming you didn't know
01:09:17.620 it existed.
01:09:18.120 One thing you could say
01:09:18.740 about that kid
01:09:19.260 is he's got the blind side covered.
01:09:22.600 Okay.
01:09:23.120 Okay.
01:09:23.920 Thank you.
01:09:24.520 Hold on.
01:09:25.260 Hold on.
01:09:25.700 I want to say this.
01:09:26.720 This was said.
01:09:27.960 A commenter already said this
01:09:29.380 about two minutes ago.
01:09:30.760 No.
01:09:31.080 This is a guy 0.99
01:09:31.840 that got raped 0.99
01:09:32.340 by his girlfriend's mom 1.00
01:09:33.440 and he still beat you
01:09:34.320 to the punch.
01:09:35.020 I'm not looking 1.00
01:09:35.580 at the fucking chat. 0.99
01:09:36.800 Yeah. 1.00
01:09:37.360 I bet. 1.00
01:09:37.860 You fucking liar. 1.00
01:09:39.240 This dude is a joke thief 1.00
01:09:40.740 of our own chat. 0.93
01:09:41.620 Unbelievable.
01:09:42.520 Where is it?
01:09:43.280 Where is it?
01:09:43.660 Think what you can get. 0.98
01:09:44.340 I'm a joke nigger. 0.98
01:09:46.960 Oh. 0.96
01:09:47.800 Okay.
01:09:48.260 That was all right.
01:09:48.680 Thank you, fitness chick.
01:09:49.660 Thank you.
01:09:50.500 And for the record,
01:09:51.400 I want to say
01:09:51.900 I'm disappointed in all of us
01:09:53.260 for not riffing better.
01:09:54.360 The Eric Adams clip 0.99
01:09:55.380 was a fucking gem 0.99
01:09:56.320 and we were just like, 1.00
01:09:57.160 we'll move on.
01:09:58.180 Well, because
01:09:58.560 we're so used to them
01:10:01.100 just doing
01:10:01.840 that's just what they do.
01:10:03.940 I'm jaded.
01:10:05.280 Yeah, I'm jaded.
01:10:06.040 I need them 0.98
01:10:07.260 to be even crazy. 0.87
01:10:08.120 It's the year of the tunnel, dog.
01:10:08.460 Like, who cares?
01:10:09.780 I don't know.
01:10:10.960 The year of the tunnel.
01:10:14.620 Where were you
01:10:16.620 when the tunnels were found?
01:10:18.320 You know how
01:10:18.900 the Chinese calendar,
01:10:20.440 they got like 1.00
01:10:20.760 year of the dragon and shit. 0.99
01:10:21.540 We should come up 1.00
01:10:21.980 with our own racist version.
01:10:23.540 The year of the tunnel 1.00
01:10:24.480 might be the fuck. 1.00
01:10:25.340 I stole that 1.00
01:10:26.160 from another streamer,
01:10:26.780 by the way.
01:10:27.120 I heard that somewhere else.
01:10:28.100 No, but I'm saying
01:10:28.680 we should come out with one.
01:10:30.160 Like every 12 years
01:10:30.820 in cycles.
01:10:31.240 It's like the Chinese new year. 0.78
01:10:31.980 Yeah, we got to figure that out.
01:10:32.980 That's the name
01:10:34.320 of the episode, obviously.
01:10:35.200 It's our new year
01:10:35.980 near the tunnel.
01:10:37.320 Yeah, it was.
01:10:38.040 Two monkeys
01:10:38.520 from the Dallas Zoo
01:10:39.500 disappeared.
01:10:40.300 Oh, this is great.
01:10:40.860 But there is good news.
01:10:42.260 The Emperor Tamron monkeys 0.79
01:10:43.900 were,
01:10:45.260 that obviously
01:10:46.620 is not a picture
01:10:47.380 that we expected
01:10:49.160 up there.
01:10:49.920 We have a zoo store
01:10:51.940 we're telling here.
01:10:52.740 and apparently
01:10:54.980 these monkeys
01:10:55.560 vanished from the zoo
01:10:56.760 and now
01:10:57.840 the suspected thief
01:10:59.000 has also been found.
01:11:00.460 Police say 24 year old.
01:11:04.040 Okay.
01:11:06.200 We're going to
01:11:06.900 step out of this story
01:11:08.100 right now.
01:11:08.740 24 year old.
01:11:10.080 This guy is trying
01:11:13.840 with all his might
01:11:15.200 to hang on to his career.
01:11:16.560 He's just like,
01:11:17.580 he's like,
01:11:17.940 obviously that's
01:11:18.780 not,
01:11:19.280 that's not the way
01:11:20.120 to say that to play.
01:11:22.280 You know what happened?
01:11:22.780 You may as well
01:11:23.060 just say the N word.
01:11:23.960 We're going to step out
01:11:24.740 of this story
01:11:25.280 right now.
01:11:26.340 I'm going to be here
01:11:27.400 away from retirement.
01:11:28.500 And this is like,
01:11:29.020 they finally found
01:11:30.200 the monkey thief
01:11:31.160 and here he is. 0.86
01:11:32.720 See,
01:11:33.000 that's the problem.
01:11:34.100 Isn't that the problem 1.00
01:11:34.660 with fucking, 1.00
01:11:36.220 look at how society 1.00
01:11:37.200 is so cucked, man. 0.86
01:11:38.100 Now Clint's the joke. 0.96
01:11:40.620 I talked over
01:11:42.460 you didn't even hear
01:11:43.080 what happened. 0.57
01:11:43.800 Here's the black guy. 1.00
01:11:44.900 He stole my back. 1.00
01:11:46.920 I thought that he was
01:11:48.800 picking up his children
01:11:50.260 from the school.
01:11:53.580 Very good. 0.95
01:11:55.320 Very racist. 0.98
01:11:56.820 Very racist. 0.74
01:11:57.900 Oh boy.
01:11:58.700 Just got to let it breathe.
01:11:59.800 What's up?
01:12:00.200 Mama Heavis.
01:12:00.940 Mama Heavis in the chat.
01:12:01.800 Oh no.
01:12:03.780 Today's her birthday.
01:12:05.040 Happy birthday Mama Heavis.
01:12:08.100 Got another year
01:12:09.980 on them hangers.
01:12:11.420 Oh my God.
01:12:12.740 She's like a Latina 1.00
01:12:13.920 Sydney Sweeney.
01:12:15.120 Milk joke just arrived.
01:12:15.520 It's like freeze
01:12:16.360 and other stretch mark.
01:12:17.760 El troque de leche
01:12:18.880 just arrived.
01:12:20.020 Arriba, arriba.
01:12:22.400 She sees me and she goes,
01:12:23.880 how come you just
01:12:24.480 let them say that?
01:12:25.160 And I'm like,
01:12:25.440 what do you want me to do?
01:12:26.500 I'm going to stop them.
01:12:28.020 We've been calling 1.00
01:12:28.620 Cole's wife a whore 1.00
01:12:29.600 for the first half 1.00
01:12:30.440 of this episode.
01:12:31.360 It's called the leche.
01:12:32.700 El troque de leche.
01:12:35.720 Arriba.
01:12:36.640 You know?
01:12:37.340 She said,
01:12:38.100 thank you, monkeys.
01:12:42.520 Oh my God.
01:12:44.120 This show is insane.
01:12:45.380 You want to know
01:12:45.700 the worst part of that,
01:12:46.840 Toad?
01:12:47.520 Wasn't even breastfed.
01:12:49.620 Nope.
01:12:50.020 Not one drop.
01:12:51.060 Neither was I.
01:12:51.600 So she just saved it up
01:12:52.700 essentially.
01:12:53.400 This is why you're so angry, dude.
01:12:55.020 Why do you think
01:12:55.600 I am the way that I am?
01:12:57.880 Because you were
01:12:58.460 breastfed heavily?
01:12:59.620 No, I wasn't at all.
01:13:00.860 I was deprived
01:13:01.800 of it completely.
01:13:03.600 Which is why
01:13:04.520 I need it
01:13:05.180 so badly now.
01:13:08.200 Okay.
01:13:08.820 Don't get me wrong.
01:13:09.480 I just mean...
01:13:09.940 That's why I need it
01:13:10.600 so badly now.
01:13:13.240 It's by me.
01:13:14.940 The...
01:13:15.440 Breast milk is obviously 1.00
01:13:18.300 superior to formula,
01:13:19.420 but there are plenty
01:13:20.020 of formula people
01:13:20.680 out there in the world
01:13:21.380 and they don't end up
01:13:22.280 like you.
01:13:22.900 Keep going.
01:13:23.220 So it's not that
01:13:24.660 much of a factor.
01:13:25.760 There are other factors. 1.00
01:13:28.220 Toad, that's the funniest shit. 0.99
01:13:30.380 The way she said this, 1.00
01:13:31.440 I know she's talking
01:13:32.000 about food,
01:13:32.580 but the way it reads...
01:13:34.280 You're making it worse.
01:13:36.280 Just go away. 0.98
01:13:37.360 Don't...
01:13:37.720 Don't say nothing.
01:13:39.460 That's okay.
01:13:40.140 I won't beat none of y'all
01:13:41.320 next time you come over.
01:13:42.660 Wait, is that directed
01:13:43.800 at me or Toad?
01:13:44.480 Oh, no.
01:13:46.060 You're all over
01:13:46.860 at Mama Loftus' house
01:13:48.100 and... 1.00
01:13:49.100 Just fucking... 1.00
01:13:52.680 Toad, Toad, 1.00
01:13:53.800 go away. 0.82
01:13:55.840 What? 1.00
01:13:57.780 Fuck. 1.00
01:13:58.960 That's so bad. 1.00
01:13:59.960 Honor's birthday too, guys.
01:14:01.380 Could you tell us
01:14:01.940 a little bit more
01:14:02.480 about how you
01:14:03.100 were abandoned as a child
01:14:04.860 and this is why 1.00
01:14:05.520 you're so fucked up? 1.00
01:14:06.220 Some of that horchata there. 1.00
01:14:08.260 Wow, why am I so fucked up? 1.00
01:14:09.820 What? 0.99
01:14:09.980 Yeah, like why do you
01:14:10.700 need breast milk so bad, dude?
01:14:11.720 You're like, 1.00
01:14:12.080 you're old and shit, you know? 1.00
01:14:13.960 Yeah, dude, why are you? 1.00
01:14:16.480 Why do I exist?
01:14:18.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:19.020 I mean, I was...
01:14:21.640 I've been...
01:14:22.220 I've been...
01:14:23.220 I've been deprived...
01:14:25.540 I've been deprived
01:14:27.100 the nipple for so long.
01:14:29.300 In a matter of minutes, 0.85
01:14:31.600 Fitness Chick knew 1.00
01:14:32.480 that you weren't using
01:14:33.120 those weights, bro.
01:14:34.440 No, I am.
01:14:35.480 No, you're not.
01:14:37.380 I'm wearing a hoodie all the time.
01:14:38.460 This could be the perfect set.
01:14:40.040 She could be your trainer, dude. 1.00
01:14:41.960 She could be your trainer. 1.00
01:14:43.060 I'll let her...
01:14:43.400 Shout out to Full Grown Crunchy Man.
01:14:46.080 Just gave Louis J.
01:14:47.040 my free prime sub
01:14:48.100 and then said
01:14:48.740 I'm headed back to Tower Gang.
01:14:50.240 Hell yeah.
01:14:50.820 He knows what's up.
01:14:52.180 Yeah, I like that.
01:14:52.920 I tried...
01:14:53.380 By the way,
01:14:54.180 Legion of Skanks 0.99
01:14:54.780 put out a tweet today
01:14:55.680 that said
01:14:56.320 they could be in their
01:14:57.460 live Zoom chat.
01:14:59.420 I emailed them
01:15:00.080 and they never emailed back, 1.00
01:15:01.120 so fuck them. 1.00
01:15:02.160 Same. 1.00
01:15:02.760 But I got the email out
01:15:04.520 in 15 minutes.
01:15:05.220 They said in the next 10.
01:15:06.280 Yeah, I was like 17 minutes late.
01:15:10.100 You know them
01:15:12.240 very on Titan schedule-wise.
01:15:16.600 They don't...
01:15:17.520 When they say 10 minutes,
01:15:18.400 they mean 10 minutes.
01:15:19.060 Dave's on time
01:15:19.540 everywhere he goes,
01:15:20.380 as we all know.
01:15:22.140 I'm interested in this...
01:15:23.280 This Fitness Chick person
01:15:24.400 is very...
01:15:24.840 It's interesting
01:15:25.320 because this is their
01:15:26.580 first time here
01:15:27.180 and they are noticing
01:15:28.020 a lot of old things.
01:15:29.080 That's like episode 100.
01:15:31.300 I swear to God,
01:15:31.900 I really want her
01:15:33.000 to be your fitness trainer.
01:15:34.700 I know...
01:15:35.100 I don't trust...
01:15:35.960 Usually trust women 0.99
01:15:36.760 fitness trainers,
01:15:37.420 but for you,
01:15:38.000 I think at the entry level,
01:15:39.500 it should be fine.
01:15:40.440 She could get you 0.98
01:15:40.900 to do some things
01:15:41.580 that you...
01:15:42.800 I think there would be
01:15:44.500 incentive
01:15:45.000 if she was just like,
01:15:46.460 I need you to do
01:15:47.020 10 push-ups
01:15:47.640 and then you get
01:15:48.300 10 milkies.
01:15:49.800 Like you get to 10...
01:15:50.800 Okay.
01:15:51.560 Josie's getting jealous. 1.00
01:15:52.740 She's calling
01:15:53.080 the new hot chick a fed too. 0.88
01:15:54.480 I will tolerate 1.00
01:15:55.840 the stanky pussy 1.00
01:15:56.920 to get some 1.00
01:15:58.040 some of the milkies. 1.00
01:16:00.580 Hey, real shit. 1.00
01:16:01.500 Real shit. 1.00
01:16:01.880 You should get 1.00
01:16:02.220 a personal trainer
01:16:02.920 that'll breastfeed you. 1.00
01:16:04.600 Yeah, I think
01:16:05.080 that's a great idea.
01:16:06.180 You do 10 sit-ups, 0.99
01:16:07.000 you get a fucking little... 1.00
01:16:07.980 Dude, she's your 1.00
01:16:08.800 she's your trainer 1.00
01:16:09.660 and she's your protein.
01:16:10.920 No, bring that.
01:16:11.580 No, bring that.
01:16:11.940 Bring that up.
01:16:12.560 That's great.
01:16:13.360 Clint just did a toad.
01:16:14.640 Clint just did a toad.
01:16:15.500 I'm sorry.
01:16:16.460 I'm pretty sure Cole
01:16:17.160 literally just said
01:16:17.840 that exact joke.
01:16:18.840 I did do that.
01:16:20.120 I did just say
01:16:20.760 that he could be
01:16:21.720 I almost let it slide
01:16:22.680 because it's Clint
01:16:23.460 and I like Clint.
01:16:24.960 But I started off
01:16:25.740 I started off by saying
01:16:26.740 no, for real toad,
01:16:27.860 you should.
01:16:28.660 Like I was taking it
01:16:29.300 from joke to like...
01:16:30.200 You're like,
01:16:30.780 oh, Cole was joking?
01:16:32.300 He was like,
01:16:32.700 no, do it.
01:16:33.580 Yeah, no, I'm being
01:16:34.320 totally for real.
01:16:35.180 Like I think
01:16:35.480 I think that's the only
01:16:36.360 thing that could motivate
01:16:37.120 him would be like,
01:16:37.780 yo, I get breastfed 1.00
01:16:39.420 after I do a half a mile.
01:16:41.000 Like let's go.
01:16:41.460 Bring the article back up
01:16:42.480 because I want to
01:16:43.400 I want to go off of this.
01:16:44.560 Go back up to the title.
01:16:45.420 I'm actually concerned
01:16:45.920 to the title.
01:16:46.660 I don't care about
01:16:47.160 the rest of it. 0.98
01:16:48.100 So trans women's milk 1.00
01:16:49.800 just as good as breast milk.
01:16:51.200 This means that also
01:16:52.140 you don't need
01:16:52.860 just a woman to be your trainer. 1.00
01:16:53.980 You can get Lainey
01:16:54.840 to be your trainer.
01:16:55.780 Dude, I feel like
01:16:56.360 Lainey's breast milk
01:16:57.020 would be aight.
01:16:58.000 And also,
01:16:58.680 if you know Lainey,
01:16:59.960 if you've seen this stuff, 0.99
01:17:00.880 fucking Lainey was a lifter, dude. 1.00
01:17:03.420 Lainey was fucking jacked. 1.00
01:17:04.780 I was just trying 0.99
01:17:05.320 to send the video
01:17:06.180 of Toad lifting the weights
01:17:08.260 without his shirt on
01:17:09.160 because I saw that again
01:17:10.100 this morning.
01:17:10.720 I was looking through my phone
01:17:11.600 and I just watched it
01:17:12.640 four or five times.
01:17:14.160 No, when he's lifting the weights.
01:17:15.780 Yeah, I know. 1.00
01:17:16.220 Did you also see his penis? 1.00
01:17:17.980 No, I didn't. 1.00
01:17:18.900 I didn't.
01:17:19.240 Actually, I should look for that.
01:17:20.420 That's a good memory, too.
01:17:22.300 I look like Elon in that thing.
01:17:23.640 Please be nice.
01:17:24.640 It's our only Twitch fan.
01:17:25.820 What's wrong with you?
01:17:27.220 Don't scare off the hose.
01:17:30.480 Yeah, I mean...
01:17:31.320 Oh, my God.
01:17:32.960 No one would ever
01:17:33.740 put the effort
01:17:34.280 to catfish you.
01:17:35.480 I hope they become
01:17:37.140 lovers. 1.00
01:17:38.100 She's a savage. 1.00
01:17:39.380 I just think 0.89
01:17:39.720 they'd be a great pairing.
01:17:41.380 Have her on. 1.00
01:17:42.840 No.
01:17:43.400 No woman. 1.00
01:17:44.400 Fucking mind? 1.00
01:17:45.880 No woman. 1.00
01:17:46.480 No white woman. 0.98
01:17:47.140 A woman? 0.80
01:17:47.860 Oh.
01:17:49.380 God.
01:17:49.960 I'm mad at you for that.
01:17:51.100 Don't ever say that again.
01:17:52.440 All right.
01:17:53.640 Thanks, man.
01:17:55.240 Hey, but...
01:17:55.660 I mean, like,
01:17:56.020 I couldn't stand
01:17:56.600 if it was some magical
01:17:57.560 unicorn of a woman 0.89
01:17:58.700 that's, like, funny,
01:17:59.820 but with...
01:18:00.460 Just based off chat... 1.00
01:18:01.900 What's that one bitch 1.00
01:18:02.640 that's got the black brother? 1.00
01:18:03.620 She's funny.
01:18:04.620 Oh, yeah.
01:18:05.000 Oh, yeah.
01:18:05.480 She's over here.
01:18:06.100 She just came into the show. 0.98
01:18:08.780 Yeah, she's fucking hilarious. 1.00
01:18:10.340 Totally can't be helped. 0.99
01:18:11.180 See, Maddie knows.
01:18:12.180 Maddie's brilliant.
01:18:13.540 But she's kind of, like...
01:18:14.640 She's, like,
01:18:15.460 kind of really mid,
01:18:16.640 so I consider her, like,
01:18:17.580 a dude.
01:18:18.840 I think she's cute. 0.68
01:18:19.960 You're cute.
01:18:20.900 All right.
01:18:21.620 No, no.
01:18:22.720 No.
01:18:23.300 She's, like...
01:18:24.360 I mean, she's above average
01:18:25.360 for, like, Alabama.
01:18:27.020 Honestly, I...
01:18:28.000 Maybe it's the racism,
01:18:29.080 but I found her kind of hot. 0.99
01:18:30.280 I think that...
01:18:31.040 But I will say, like,
01:18:32.300 immediately I was like,
01:18:33.120 okay, she's cute, 1.00
01:18:33.920 and then as she talked,
01:18:34.760 I'm like, 0.99
01:18:34.940 she's fucking hot. 1.00
01:18:36.400 Maddie, 0.99
01:18:36.920 he also finds
01:18:38.000 Tanya Yoki hot, so... 1.00
01:18:39.880 Yeah.
01:18:40.260 He also, like...
01:18:41.160 He also...
01:18:41.560 I've sent multiple times
01:18:43.020 where I'll be like... 1.00
01:18:43.880 I'll find some fat bitch 1.00
01:18:45.380 on, like, 1.00
01:18:46.560 on Instagram or something,
01:18:47.280 like a video 1.00
01:18:47.700 of some fat bitch 1.00
01:18:48.300 doing something. 1.00
01:18:48.780 Some fat bitch. 1.00
01:18:49.560 Just some fat bitch. 1.00
01:18:50.800 And I'll send it, 1.00
01:18:51.600 and I'll be like,
01:18:52.600 Jose, is this your type?
01:18:53.780 And every time he's like,
01:18:54.760 yeah, that's fine.
01:18:55.760 Like, I'll do it. 0.99
01:18:56.560 Like, it's fucking... 0.99
01:18:57.020 Yeah, that's fine, yep. 0.99
01:18:58.600 There's a difference
01:18:59.480 between being like,
01:19:00.300 that's hot,
01:19:00.900 and be like,
01:19:01.260 yeah, it's Smash.
01:19:02.060 Like, Smash...
01:19:02.620 That's zero and ones.
01:19:03.980 And then we're talking
01:19:05.200 zero to ten, you know?
01:19:06.880 We really have no viewers,
01:19:08.520 but it's just, like,
01:19:09.200 a couple of people
01:19:09.820 watching in three different spots.
01:19:11.420 It's JC watching
01:19:12.280 on all his devices.
01:19:13.560 Mad respect to Nathan, though.
01:19:15.620 Mad respect for
01:19:16.660 being our, like,
01:19:18.220 worst-looking fan.
01:19:19.600 Jesus.
01:19:20.220 He looks awesome, dude.
01:19:21.200 Be nicer.
01:19:22.020 No, I can't.
01:19:22.900 I'm sorry.
01:19:23.300 No, it doesn't.
01:19:23.680 I'm zooming in on this.
01:19:25.920 That's bad.
01:19:27.500 It's real bad.
01:19:29.040 I mean, he looks got...
01:19:29.600 Wait, put it back up.
01:19:30.360 Pull it back up, Nathan.
01:19:31.220 He's got an emo cut.
01:19:32.200 Be nicer, dude.
01:19:32.920 He's got to use
01:19:33.660 some Nido razors.
01:19:34.600 But he looks like he's 45.
01:19:36.580 Like, you're past that.
01:19:37.780 You got to cut it off.
01:19:38.660 He's an elder emo.
01:19:39.020 Like, that one side,
01:19:40.260 you see the one side
01:19:41.020 of his head
01:19:41.380 if you block it?
01:19:42.060 That's, like,
01:19:42.620 that guy works in an office.
01:19:44.280 This one here...
01:19:44.840 Oh, you're right.
01:19:46.040 I can see.
01:19:46.680 You're 100% right.
01:19:47.520 I'm doing the same.
01:19:48.360 He's true face, yeah.
01:19:49.640 It's, like,
01:19:50.340 that's my office friend, Greg. 1.00
01:19:53.180 And that's a fucking... 1.00
01:19:55.540 That's the guy. 1.00
01:19:56.240 Cousin is.
01:19:56.940 He was just on that show
01:19:58.180 with that guy, 0.99
01:19:58.940 fucking something Rosen 1.00
01:20:00.480 that he catches the pedophiles. 1.00
01:20:02.080 That's the guy on this side.
01:20:03.160 Oh, yeah.
01:20:03.380 Alex Rosen.
01:20:04.160 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:20:04.280 Yeah.
01:20:05.080 Yeah.
01:20:08.620 Tyler, I had so many good ideas
01:20:10.100 in the chat.
01:20:10.640 There's just nothing.
01:20:11.500 There's just nothing happening.
01:20:12.680 They're all spamming
01:20:13.780 this...
01:20:14.680 They're all spamming
01:20:15.920 what GameRise said.
01:20:17.780 Oh, what is this?
01:20:18.900 Oh, I've seen this.
01:20:19.680 This is great.
01:20:20.320 I don't know what we're
01:20:20.960 watching here.
01:20:22.260 This one's great. 1.00
01:20:23.120 Would you punch me in the face 0.99
01:20:24.220 for a billion dollars? 1.00
01:20:25.400 You're putting me in the face
01:20:26.180 for 40 dollars.
01:20:27.820 This is Josh Smith,
01:20:28.820 by the way.
01:20:29.120 It looks just like...
01:20:29.600 A billion?
01:20:30.200 A billion?
01:20:32.080 You'd have trouble
01:20:33.060 getting me off of you 0.78
01:20:34.160 for a billion dollars. 1.00
01:20:35.660 I would hit you 0.99
01:20:36.160 with a snow shovel 1.00
01:20:37.360 in front of your mom
01:20:38.840 for a billion dollars? 1.00
01:20:40.940 I'd punch you 1.00
01:20:41.440 for a billion dollars. 1.00
01:20:43.040 I don't even care
01:20:43.700 if I have to pay taxes on you.
01:20:44.900 That's what we do
01:20:47.520 with my core.
01:20:49.020 A billion dollars. 0.99
01:20:51.680 Would you punch me 1.00
01:20:52.600 in the face 1.00
01:20:52.980 for a billion dollars?
01:20:53.660 He's saying that
01:20:54.400 in front of his kid, too.
01:20:55.380 He's training him well.
01:20:56.840 Yeah.
01:20:57.260 I mean, that is what...
01:20:58.240 It also doesn't look...
01:20:59.460 It looks like
01:20:59.900 Schultz and Josh Smith
01:21:01.040 got together.
01:21:01.900 Schultz is getting paced.
01:21:03.080 It looks like
01:21:03.480 Schultz and Josh Smith.
01:21:04.420 I mean, seriously,
01:21:05.320 what's the minimum price tag
01:21:07.420 before you just house your wife?
01:21:09.240 Just one open palm
01:21:12.260 or closed fist?
01:21:12.880 No, closed fist.
01:21:13.740 You've got to try
01:21:14.480 and not get a spot.
01:21:15.020 Better question.
01:21:16.660 Better question.
01:21:17.220 Have you ever
01:21:17.900 really thought of it?
01:21:19.620 Oh, yes.
01:21:20.860 Of kingdom?
01:21:22.620 Like, if you're married,
01:21:23.760 how have you not?
01:21:25.200 Without money?
01:21:26.240 Like, you've never...
01:21:27.460 Like, there's been moments
01:21:28.260 in my life
01:21:28.560 where it's like,
01:21:28.880 I just want to just grab
01:21:29.940 and just squeeze
01:21:30.740 until you're gurgling.
01:21:31.900 And then maybe I can stop.
01:21:34.000 Like, how have you never been
01:21:35.200 blood-red mad at...
01:21:36.280 Like, I don't do it.
01:21:37.400 I don't do it.
01:21:38.220 It's just intrusive thoughts.
01:21:41.140 Intrusive thoughts.
01:21:45.180 So, Hosea, definite yes.
01:21:46.900 Cole?
01:21:47.220 Yes, in fact.
01:21:48.100 Like, have I thought
01:21:48.660 of hitting my wife?
01:21:49.500 Wait, wait.
01:21:49.840 Before you answer,
01:21:50.400 I'll go for me.
01:21:51.240 Yes, I have.
01:21:52.160 At some point,
01:21:52.900 I was like,
01:21:53.240 I'd say,
01:21:53.920 oh,
01:21:54.480 would I?
01:21:56.660 Would I?
01:21:57.220 And would she have deserved
01:21:57.920 it in the moment?
01:21:58.460 Probably.
01:21:59.000 But then I never do.
01:22:00.240 But the thought
01:22:00.840 has crossed my head.
01:22:01.800 Cole,
01:22:02.220 has it crossed your head?
01:22:03.780 Yeah, 100%.
01:22:04.860 Yeah.
01:22:05.260 I mean, they just...
01:22:06.360 Like...
01:22:07.040 I think she's saying
01:22:08.300 Jesus to you
01:22:09.200 actually thinking about 0.61
01:22:10.480 like choking out your wife. 0.97
01:22:12.000 I don't know.
01:22:12.260 She just said to you.
01:22:14.060 So...
01:22:14.180 No, she knows.
01:22:15.060 I mean, like,
01:22:15.760 she knows I have.
01:22:16.260 If Cole's power goes out
01:22:17.360 right now,
01:22:17.840 we know what happened.
01:22:19.340 I mean...
01:22:19.940 You've never thought...
01:22:21.100 Well, we've already asked.
01:22:22.020 We've already asked each other,
01:22:23.560 has anybody actually
01:22:24.380 hit their wife?
01:22:25.920 Have we? 0.90
01:22:26.900 I'm pretty sure
01:22:27.420 we have asked this before.
01:22:28.280 I haven't.
01:22:29.860 I mean, I haven't
01:22:30.620 in many, many years.
01:22:31.320 What a weird...
01:22:32.340 I would never admit
01:22:33.200 if I had.
01:22:34.200 What kind of question is this?
01:22:35.240 But, I mean,
01:22:35.800 the terms of the restraining order
01:22:37.380 deem it...
01:22:38.380 I'm not able to talk about
01:22:40.060 at this point, so...
01:22:40.960 The NDA, actually, is...
01:22:43.460 Clint looks like 0.99
01:22:44.200 Clint the type of nigga 1.00
01:22:45.220 to have hit his girlfriend. 1.00
01:22:47.680 Oh, yeah.
01:22:48.860 Like, back when he was younger.
01:22:50.020 It's not a bad read.
01:22:51.720 But he only did, like, backhand.
01:22:53.580 I don't think Clint ever, like,
01:22:56.620 went, like, full, like,
01:22:57.380 right cross on her.
01:22:58.180 The only backhand.
01:22:59.100 That way he does the, like,
01:23:01.020 the gymnastics in his head
01:23:02.200 of, like,
01:23:02.560 I didn't really hit her.
01:23:03.720 I didn't really hit her.
01:23:04.500 If I did closed fist,
01:23:06.140 I would be behind bars. 0.99
01:23:07.340 Yeah, you'd be dead. 0.97
01:23:09.140 Yeah. 1.00
01:23:10.620 You'd be dead.
01:23:11.380 But, I mean, I've...
01:23:14.380 Actually, that might be...
01:23:16.440 I can't explain
01:23:17.560 what I've done to Elizabeth,
01:23:18.800 so I'm actually going to shut up.
01:23:19.760 No, no.
01:23:20.340 I kind of want to know now.
01:23:21.640 All right.
01:23:22.020 Oh, my God.
01:23:22.640 Tell me.
01:23:23.940 My interest is piqued.
01:23:26.580 I mean, we've...
01:23:27.600 Did you beat your wife?
01:23:28.380 Explain it.
01:23:28.560 We've gotten in fights before.
01:23:30.120 Oh.
01:23:30.500 Oh, who won?
01:23:31.860 Who won?
01:23:33.560 No, good question,
01:23:34.840 because especially before
01:23:36.140 when you were, like,
01:23:36.860 real skinny,
01:23:38.140 like, when you were doing 0.99
01:23:38.980 that fucking... 1.00
01:23:39.520 That fucking dance shit. 1.00
01:23:41.720 Oh, she beat the shit of you. 1.00
01:23:42.920 Yeah, she's bigger than you. 1.00
01:23:43.980 She's taller than you.
01:23:45.200 No, she's not.
01:23:46.300 She is.
01:23:46.620 She definitely is.
01:23:47.320 She is.
01:23:47.660 She's at least five inches 1.00
01:23:49.060 taller than you.
01:23:49.880 Yeah.
01:23:50.200 She's hit me way more
01:23:51.380 than I've ever hit her.
01:23:52.240 Imagine.
01:23:55.040 Your Honor.
01:23:56.260 Your Honor.
01:23:57.080 She's hit me way more
01:23:58.500 than I've ever hit her.
01:24:03.100 Yeah, he had to defend himself.
01:24:04.840 That's why he did it. 0.97
01:24:05.640 Yo, Cole, no bullshit. 0.93
01:24:07.160 I really do feel like 0.99
01:24:08.120 you're in an abusive relationship,
01:24:09.080 and she probably houses you 0.99
01:24:10.380 on the regular.
01:24:11.260 No.
01:24:11.700 No, we put that away
01:24:13.860 a long time ago.
01:24:14.660 See, Skinny Dave Smith
01:24:15.540 knows what's up.
01:24:16.080 Then all the girls 0.97
01:24:17.840 are going to start...
01:24:18.720 All the girls,
01:24:19.540 Maddie in here, 1.00
01:24:20.300 fucking... 1.00
01:24:20.780 God damn it. 1.00
01:24:21.620 Let me do it. 0.99
01:24:23.360 Maddie in here 0.94
01:24:23.780 said Liz is going to be able
01:24:24.600 to get help.
01:24:24.840 They're all...
01:24:25.460 No.
01:24:26.100 Maddie's not like that. 1.00
01:24:27.160 It's the other way.
01:24:28.000 Trust me.
01:24:28.520 Liz doesn't need help. 1.00
01:24:29.520 Cole needs help.
01:24:31.060 That might have just
01:24:32.140 started a fight,
01:24:32.860 but...
01:24:33.420 All right. 1.00
01:24:34.960 Amber Heard shit. 1.00
01:24:36.360 That's actually kind of... 0.99
01:24:37.180 That pun is actually
01:24:38.040 pretty great.
01:24:38.640 Have you guys ever...
01:24:39.600 So you've had...
01:24:40.200 Your wife has actually
01:24:41.400 literally tried to fight you
01:24:42.820 or like whatever.
01:24:44.780 Legitimately punched me
01:24:45.580 in the face.
01:24:46.500 I mean, it's been well over
01:24:47.380 probably like eight years
01:24:48.140 since that's happened.
01:24:49.000 Yeah.
01:24:49.400 This is a long time ago.
01:24:50.160 And I didn't hit her back.
01:24:51.000 I just kind of hold her
01:24:51.740 and be like, 1.00
01:24:52.040 stop, bitch. 1.00
01:24:52.700 I'd pay Sidney Sweeney 1.00
01:24:53.760 to just beat the shit out of me. 1.00
01:24:55.140 Oh, yeah. 0.99
01:24:57.260 She's just housing you. 1.00
01:24:58.420 Well, let's get real, though.
01:24:59.360 She's not Sidney Sweeney.
01:25:00.880 Come on.
01:25:01.240 I mean...
01:25:02.360 Come on, Clint.
01:25:03.280 Who, Liz?
01:25:04.260 Yeah.
01:25:04.960 Yeah.
01:25:05.180 Oh, no.
01:25:06.040 So you're just getting
01:25:06.740 beat up by Liz? 1.00
01:25:07.980 I'd knock Liz the fuck out, dude. 1.00
01:25:10.400 She's so fucking hot. 1.00
01:25:11.560 She's so fucking hot. 1.00
01:25:13.300 I don't give a fuck 1.00
01:25:13.980 what y'all say. 0.99
01:25:17.240 This is why Elizabeth
01:25:18.600 has to close the deal
01:25:19.460 with other girls
01:25:20.240 and Cole doesn't.
01:25:24.340 Welcome to New York.
01:25:30.300 Oh.
01:25:31.360 Oh, she's in with a bottle.
01:25:32.960 A bottle?
01:25:34.800 It didn't even break.
01:25:35.620 Wait, play it again. 0.99
01:25:36.040 That was just fucking... 0.99
01:25:37.080 It was a bottle, yeah. 0.99
01:25:38.860 Why did she do that? 1.00
01:25:41.560 He should have played better.
01:25:42.780 Stop Asian hate, man. 0.98
01:25:43.520 Stop Asian hate. 0.99
01:25:44.280 This is actually big hands.
01:25:49.100 Oh.
01:25:50.480 What is it?
01:25:52.240 And this guy's playing
01:25:53.280 out of his mind, too.
01:25:54.540 Oh, she took his...
01:25:55.560 I think she took his own bottle. 0.98
01:25:57.440 Black girl.
01:25:58.060 I was drinking back there.
01:25:59.340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:26:00.220 What?
01:26:01.220 Jeez.
01:26:01.700 Oh.
01:26:02.500 That looks like a closed Bud Light.
01:26:05.160 No, no, no.
01:26:05.680 What it was,
01:26:06.040 it was like one of those hydro flasks.
01:26:07.520 It was like one of just
01:26:08.140 like a water bottle,
01:26:09.240 but the steel ones.
01:26:10.640 It sounded like that.
01:26:11.520 And she just comes up 0.99
01:26:11.640 and just fucking 1.00
01:26:12.240 right in the back of the head. 1.00
01:26:12.700 Black lady. 0.99
01:26:13.440 You can tell... 1.00
01:26:14.040 You know what's fucked up? 1.00
01:26:15.040 Black people... 1.00
01:26:15.440 I've seen black people 1.00
01:26:16.060 do this shit all the time 1.00
01:26:17.000 and it's like, 1.00
01:26:17.540 yeah, the guy did deserve it. 1.00
01:26:18.860 He was being an asshole, 1.00
01:26:19.660 but as a black person, 1.00
01:26:21.240 you're going to be the one 0.99
01:26:22.320 to do that
01:26:23.000 out of what your culture does
01:26:24.260 is sit there 1.00
01:26:24.600 with the fucking Bluetooth on. 1.00
01:26:26.020 They'll sit there screaming. 1.00
01:26:27.060 They're doing the fucking dances 1.00
01:26:28.260 in the subway 1.00
01:26:28.820 where they almost kick everyone's head.
01:26:30.560 They're just running around.
01:26:31.720 You're going to be the arbiter
01:26:32.780 of this kind of justice
01:26:34.420 in the subway?
01:26:35.640 How dare you?
01:26:36.460 Yeah, you can tell 0.99
01:26:37.340 that she's black 0.83
01:26:38.000 just because of the way she walks 0.99
01:26:39.240 like very violently.
01:26:41.000 I just want to be clear.
01:26:41.940 I like Liz a lot,
01:26:43.000 but like in a street fight,
01:26:44.040 she's going to sleep.
01:26:47.300 He's thinking about
01:26:48.160 the next time he has to see her.
01:26:49.660 He's like,
01:26:49.920 I like her a lot.
01:26:51.160 I like her a lot,
01:26:51.940 but she bucks up, 0.97
01:26:53.800 she's going to sleep.
01:26:55.480 I mean,
01:26:55.720 she's literally like
01:26:56.580 admitting that you've hit her before.
01:26:58.700 So I never,
01:26:59.380 I did not punch her.
01:27:00.560 I did not punch her at all.
01:27:01.940 You've punched her.
01:27:02.620 It's okay.
01:27:03.100 No, I did not.
01:27:03.560 No, I didn't.
01:27:03.920 No, I understand.
01:27:04.660 It's fine.
01:27:05.440 No, she punched me in the face 1.00
01:27:06.660 and I gave her like 0.75
01:27:07.580 a light slap back.
01:27:10.160 It was like a,
01:27:10.740 it was like a bam.
01:27:11.760 And I was like,
01:27:12.300 it was just,
01:27:12.880 it was just immediate.
01:27:13.820 It was just like a.
01:27:15.020 That's pretty base.
01:27:15.920 They use that clip
01:27:16.940 in one of their ads.
01:27:18.260 The Stan,
01:27:18.560 is the Stanley Cup
01:27:19.280 the one that like
01:27:21.000 was $500?
01:27:22.780 Yeah.
01:27:22.960 I'm going to get
01:27:24.440 one of those now
01:27:25.120 just because of that.
01:27:26.140 This is a question
01:27:26.740 I've been wanting
01:27:27.120 to ask you guys.
01:27:27.880 So obviously we want
01:27:29.300 to revolt against
01:27:29.900 the government,
01:27:30.320 right?
01:27:30.480 Like as violently
01:27:31.040 as possible.
01:27:31.560 So I was thinking,
01:27:32.400 I was thinking about,
01:27:33.620 I was thinking about,
01:27:35.840 I was thinking about,
01:27:37.020 yeah,
01:27:37.100 this is probably why
01:27:37.760 I got a strike.
01:27:38.460 I'm going to get
01:27:38.780 this one struck too.
01:27:39.660 All right.
01:27:39.880 So I was thinking about
01:27:40.700 like,
01:27:41.460 we don't have,
01:27:42.420 like all of the young men 0.58
01:27:43.880 are on SSRIs.
01:27:45.300 Most of them are like Laney. 0.96
01:27:46.420 They get jacked 1.00
01:27:46.940 and then they fucking 1.00
01:27:47.460 cut their dicks off 1.00
01:27:48.120 and they start to get 1.00
01:27:48.660 tits and shit. 1.00
01:27:49.300 So like, 0.99
01:27:50.160 we don't have a real
01:27:51.460 fighting force,
01:27:52.200 right?
01:27:52.420 This is why they're 0.99
01:27:53.040 fucking allowing the 0.99
01:27:53.880 borders to stay wide open 1.00
01:27:54.780 so they can bring in
01:27:55.340 all the fighting age males 0.77
01:27:56.140 so that they can start
01:27:56.720 World War III.
01:27:57.160 So practice on your wife. 0.99
01:27:57.980 Yes.
01:27:58.340 Well,
01:27:58.520 I mean,
01:27:58.860 sure,
01:27:59.060 you got to practice
01:27:59.420 on your wife.
01:28:00.520 I mean,
01:28:00.820 if you're not married,
01:28:01.740 just practice on Liz. 0.99
01:28:02.440 No big deal.
01:28:03.840 But...
01:28:04.240 The autism in our chat
01:28:06.360 is just out of this world.
01:28:07.360 I'm just going to be
01:28:07.780 walking the streets of Boston
01:28:08.960 just housing random women. 1.00
01:28:10.620 No.
01:28:10.880 Why not?
01:28:11.480 That sounds awesome.
01:28:12.220 But see,
01:28:12.720 here's what I was thinking.
01:28:14.000 Probably the most fit men
01:28:16.060 that we have in America
01:28:17.440 that really don't have
01:28:19.420 much to lose,
01:28:20.420 the homeless population.
01:28:21.800 Do you think...
01:28:22.880 Just hear me out.
01:28:23.660 I know this sounds far-fetched.
01:28:24.800 Do you think that we could
01:28:25.660 harness the power
01:28:26.620 of the homeless hordes?
01:28:28.580 Please take this down.
01:28:30.080 That's disgusting.
01:28:31.160 Yes, 0.93
01:28:31.420 harness the homeless.
01:28:31.820 Please don't ever do that again.
01:28:32.900 I thought we were talking
01:28:33.440 about homeless people.
01:28:34.240 My bad.
01:28:34.940 Can I harness
01:28:36.200 the power of the homeless hordes
01:28:38.340 to topple the government?
01:28:39.580 Thoughts?
01:28:40.600 Yes.
01:28:41.060 You just give them all pickaxes
01:28:43.440 and then tell them
01:28:44.300 there's a kilo of cocaine
01:28:46.960 under the White House.
01:28:47.860 Do you think...
01:28:48.460 And then just let them go. 0.98
01:28:50.000 It's retarded. 1.00
01:28:50.980 You're thinking 0.99
01:28:51.500 you can give a job
01:28:53.360 to a homeless person.
01:28:54.280 The reason they're homeless
01:28:55.040 is because they can't have a job. 1.00
01:28:59.800 Holy shit. 0.99
01:29:00.720 Honestly, 0.99
01:29:01.200 I kept telling my wife
01:29:02.280 that I think that's how that went.
01:29:03.440 That's not how it went. 1.00
01:29:05.900 That's why that bitch was crying. 1.00
01:29:08.100 No, she didn't cry. 1.00
01:29:09.620 Cole was crying.
01:29:10.640 Cole doesn't remember it
01:29:11.580 the same way.
01:29:12.260 I was almost yelling
01:29:13.080 at my phone
01:29:14.200 when I was hearing you say this.
01:29:15.820 I was like,
01:29:16.740 does he think
01:29:17.240 I just don't like 1.00
01:29:18.040 getting my dick sucked? 1.00
01:29:19.180 What the fuck? 1.00
01:29:19.780 Like, I'm not getting raped. 1.00
01:29:22.300 This is great. 0.69
01:29:24.000 It's impossible.
01:29:25.320 You don't think
01:29:25.840 you're being raped 0.90
01:29:26.360 but that's just because 1.00
01:29:27.080 you've been conditioned.
01:29:28.220 Oh my God.
01:29:29.760 We've already established 0.98
01:29:31.120 that men can't get raped. 0.72
01:29:31.700 Who's more conditioned? 0.99
01:29:33.160 Cole or Toad
01:29:34.640 by his MK Ultra handlers?
01:29:36.660 Oh, it's Toad.
01:29:37.980 Yeah, it's Toad.
01:29:38.820 I mean,
01:29:39.120 I don't give automatic responses 0.99
01:29:40.920 to things like fucking, 0.99
01:29:42.500 oh, I'm going to see 0.99
01:29:43.320 Shane Gillis Saturday.
01:29:45.140 Like, that doesn't happen to me.
01:29:46.580 Can't wait to see Shane Gillis.
01:29:48.260 Like, that's like
01:29:48.680 what he kept saying.
01:29:49.520 Shane Gillis,
01:29:50.240 I'm going to know that.
01:29:51.460 Liz, Liz, 1.00
01:29:52.120 we're fucking with you, Liz. 1.00
01:29:53.260 We're fucking with you. 1.00
01:29:54.060 Babe, babe, 1.00
01:29:54.760 we're fucking with you. 1.00
01:29:56.100 No, turn off the power. 1.00
01:29:57.180 Turn off the electric right now.
01:29:59.540 Wow.
01:30:00.180 Fitness Chick is going to 1.00
01:30:01.640 have a real problem
01:30:03.020 with Liz in a second.
01:30:03.680 You have no idea
01:30:04.780 like how many...
01:30:05.880 You don't know
01:30:06.320 what you're doing to yourself.
01:30:07.760 Is she egging her on
01:30:09.360 in the chat?
01:30:09.900 That's great.
01:30:11.120 Yeah, let me see.
01:30:12.000 How is she like,
01:30:14.300 like this quickly,
01:30:16.160 first episode,
01:30:17.240 gotten all...
01:30:18.080 Like, she must be like
01:30:19.200 some type of super genius.
01:30:20.500 She's like immediately
01:30:21.740 like dived right in, 0.99
01:30:23.380 got all the fucking 0.99
01:30:24.360 like notes, 0.99
01:30:25.480 all the jokes,
01:30:26.480 all the...
01:30:27.160 Fitness Chick would not 1.00
01:30:28.040 do well though
01:30:28.620 because she's like good...
01:30:29.760 Like, there's like a bar
01:30:30.920 of like good looking
01:30:32.180 where if you're underneath it,
01:30:33.860 then she might want to like...
01:30:37.040 Am I wrong, Cole?
01:30:39.120 No, no.
01:30:40.480 I actually kind of
01:30:41.900 thought about this the other day.
01:30:42.680 I was thinking about...
01:30:43.760 I did think about this
01:30:44.360 the other day.
01:30:44.620 Is this big poisoning me?
01:30:46.020 They didn't see the 1.00
01:30:46.820 whore's chats. 1.00
01:30:48.660 Oh my god. 1.00
01:30:49.860 Goddamn dude. 1.00
01:30:50.980 Oh, that's true. 1.00
01:30:51.560 They can't see each other's
01:30:52.540 chats.
01:30:53.200 Yeah, that's right.
01:30:54.260 That's right.
01:30:54.620 That's right.
01:30:55.000 All right.
01:30:55.480 We're just going to bring
01:30:56.040 them all up.
01:30:56.620 We're just going to...
01:30:57.220 We're going to do this.
01:30:58.340 Egg them on.
01:30:58.960 We're going to egg them on
01:30:59.780 through...
01:31:00.280 Fight.
01:31:01.100 Fight. 0.99
01:31:01.680 Fucking do it. 1.00
01:31:02.420 Fight. 1.00
01:31:03.260 Jesus.
01:31:04.740 Oh, dude.
01:31:05.780 The Josie and Elizabeth hookup.
01:31:07.520 We're going together.
01:31:08.180 That is the...
01:31:09.200 Yo, the best part, though?
01:31:10.660 The enemy of my enemies
01:31:11.440 is my friend.
01:31:12.180 Fitness chick is Josie's 1.00
01:31:13.240 burner.
01:31:13.720 She's orchestrating all of
01:31:15.360 this.
01:31:15.640 It's amazing.
01:31:16.500 Oh, genius.
01:31:17.660 Get Liz back on the side. 0.99
01:31:19.300 Smart.
01:31:20.660 Yeah.
01:31:21.240 They're going to figure it out.
01:31:21.840 Josie and Liz are like...
01:31:22.680 Hold on.
01:31:23.500 Stop.
01:31:24.920 Toad.
01:31:25.520 Toad just said it again.
01:31:27.020 Did he hear that?
01:31:28.180 Did he really?
01:31:29.200 He said they're going to
01:31:29.940 figure it out.
01:31:30.980 I don't know what...
01:31:32.200 To what?
01:31:33.860 Tyler?
01:31:36.820 Go back.
01:31:38.360 Go back. 1.00
01:31:39.120 God damn it, Toad. 1.00
01:31:40.300 What? 1.00
01:31:41.220 It's funny that you
01:31:41.880 mentioned dreams because
01:31:42.720 I did have a dream that 0.95
01:31:43.640 I beat the shit out of 0.99
01:31:44.660 Liz the other day. 0.99
01:31:46.100 Oh, that's right.
01:31:46.920 Oh, yeah.
01:31:47.520 You got to tell us that,
01:31:48.800 dude.
01:31:48.980 Tell us that.
01:31:49.540 No, it was...
01:31:50.100 Tell us while we wait.
01:31:52.360 Because it was funny
01:31:54.980 because Elizabeth had
01:31:57.200 like a dream the same
01:31:58.320 night that...
01:31:58.960 Because I had a dream
01:31:59.660 that we were getting
01:32:00.200 divorced and then she
01:32:01.300 had a dream that she
01:32:02.540 was divorced.
01:32:03.460 That ain't a dream,
01:32:04.400 son.
01:32:04.520 That's a premonition.
01:32:05.280 Go ahead.
01:32:06.860 And then she did
01:32:07.880 something and I just 0.98
01:32:08.660 fucking just... 0.87
01:32:09.480 We were already 0.99
01:32:10.020 divorced and I was 0.99
01:32:10.800 upset and fucking 1.00
01:32:11.720 just went off. 1.00
01:32:12.400 I just housed her. 0.99
01:32:13.460 I mean, they couldn't
01:32:14.140 pull me off.
01:32:15.200 I was getting a
01:32:15.720 billion dollars.
01:32:16.380 It was great.
01:32:18.180 Wait, you were
01:32:18.740 getting a billion
01:32:19.280 dollars from beating
01:32:20.020 her up?
01:32:20.300 No, that was a joke.
01:32:21.480 That was a joke.
01:32:22.220 That was a joke.
01:32:22.720 He's like,
01:32:23.120 that was a joke.
01:32:24.180 I was doing it for free.
01:32:25.540 How did you hit her?
01:32:26.240 Were you like...
01:32:27.080 I was on top.
01:32:27.820 I was on top just
01:32:28.580 like, here's the...
01:32:30.520 Dude, you were 1.00
01:32:31.000 fucking Brad pitting 1.00
01:32:31.900 her? 1.00
01:32:33.320 Yeah, I guess so.
01:32:34.200 I mean...
01:32:35.140 Oh, wow.
01:32:35.700 Just like the 1.00
01:32:36.180 fucking fight club? 1.00
01:32:37.480 Just... 1.00
01:32:38.040 I wanted to see
01:32:38.760 something...
01:32:39.260 That is the...
01:32:41.760 Yo, the best part
01:32:42.440 though?
01:32:42.960 The fitness chick
01:32:44.960 is Josie's burner.
01:32:46.020 She's orchestrating
01:32:47.300 all of this.
01:32:48.020 It's amazing.
01:32:49.340 Genius.
01:32:50.000 Get Liz back on the side. 0.99
01:32:52.340 You heard it, right?
01:32:53.480 Did y'all hear that?
01:32:54.220 I couldn't hear it.
01:32:54.760 Too muffled.
01:32:55.780 No, no, he did it
01:32:56.800 under his breath again.
01:32:57.760 They're gonna figure it out?
01:32:58.820 They're gonna figure it out.
01:32:59.640 They're gonna figure it out.
01:33:01.040 That's what he said.
01:33:02.020 Is he like...
01:33:03.700 Like, is he... 1.00
01:33:04.800 Just fucking with Josie 1.00
01:33:05.920 and Elizabeth hook up. 1.00
01:33:07.600 Yo, the best part though?
01:33:10.080 The fitness chick
01:33:12.080 is Josie's burner.
01:33:14.780 Right here.
01:33:15.260 She's orchestrating
01:33:16.160 all of this.
01:33:16.820 It's amazing.
01:33:17.680 Oh, genius.
01:33:18.840 Get Liz back on the side. 0.99
01:33:20.900 God damn it, 0.99
01:33:21.600 they're gonna figure 1.00
01:33:22.100 this shit out 1.00
01:33:22.700 is what he said. 0.99
01:33:23.480 The context here,
01:33:24.780 it makes no sense. 0.99
01:33:25.800 Is he fucking with us? 1.00
01:33:28.040 What? 1.00
01:33:29.240 Is he just like 1.00
01:33:29.820 fucking with us? 1.00
01:33:30.800 He's in on the joke 1.00
01:33:31.980 and he knows.
01:33:32.720 What did you say?
01:33:33.320 Is he playing 40 chess?
01:33:36.480 I don't think I heard that.
01:33:38.520 40 chess?
01:33:39.740 Jesus.
01:33:42.860 Josie.
01:33:44.580 That is... 1.00
01:33:45.180 What the fuck was that? 1.00
01:33:46.480 That is hell right there. 1.00
01:33:48.260 I think he slowed it down
01:33:49.580 to like 0.25
01:33:50.540 or something like that
01:33:51.440 and was playing it
01:33:52.120 to see if we can hear it.
01:33:53.300 I don't like that.
01:33:53.960 Don't ever do that again. 0.87
01:33:54.480 We already sound retarded, 0.95
01:33:56.100 but that's ultra retarded. 0.88
01:33:58.400 Yeah, this is the first time
01:33:59.260 I felt like God might be real
01:34:01.060 and that was the devil.
01:34:03.020 Yeah, that was terrifying. 1.00
01:34:03.920 That was the devil of shit. 1.00
01:34:04.620 That was demonic. 1.00
01:34:05.720 Like, all of them are like...
01:34:06.980 I'm a little scared.
01:34:08.160 Yeah, I didn't like that.
01:34:09.140 Don't ever do that again.
01:34:09.860 That was scary.
01:34:10.380 Do it again.
01:34:11.020 I'm gonna close my lines.
01:34:11.860 I'm just gonna close these real quick.
01:34:13.420 I think that might be
01:34:14.500 a better way to come to
01:34:15.460 an understanding
01:34:17.460 if we slow it down,
01:34:18.540 play it backwards,
01:34:19.400 stuff like that.
01:34:20.320 Apply gematria.
01:34:21.440 I think that's really what we need to do.
01:34:22.840 I really don't need to hear it again.
01:34:25.100 No, I think we got it.
01:34:26.440 It doesn't even have...
01:34:27.940 It doesn't even have sound, so...
01:34:29.300 It doesn't have volume,
01:34:30.220 but he's doing it real slow
01:34:31.300 with no volume. 1.00
01:34:31.760 Don't fuck ass. 1.00
01:34:34.860 Whatever. 1.00
01:34:35.320 We're gonna isolate this shit 1.00
01:34:36.380 and we're gonna play it... 1.00
01:34:37.660 What is it?
01:34:38.460 You have about 170 episodes
01:34:41.920 to catch up on
01:34:42.800 to answer that question.
01:34:43.940 Fitness chick.
01:34:44.220 She's my trainer. 0.71
01:34:46.560 Seriously?
01:34:47.260 She's your handler? 0.98
01:34:50.320 I'm so fucking done with this, man. 0.98
01:34:51.800 Toad, you all right? 0.99
01:34:54.360 You're so off your game today.
01:34:55.920 It's bizarre.
01:34:57.320 Look at him. 1.00
01:34:57.900 Look at his fucking face, dude. 1.00
01:34:59.780 I think it's unbelievable. 1.00
01:35:01.120 Is he like looking at his bets right now?
01:35:02.980 Is he doing like...
01:35:03.700 Is he preparing?
01:35:04.320 Because he always talks about
01:35:05.180 how he's preparing for...
01:35:06.060 He has to do better off.
01:35:07.180 Wait.
01:35:07.520 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:35:08.480 No, no.
01:35:09.100 Let's go back
01:35:09.900 because Toad had like
01:35:10.960 a very bad week this week.
01:35:12.660 I haven't been in the chat at all 0.98
01:35:14.120 because he's been fucking annoying. 0.99
01:35:16.200 Have you seen? 0.99
01:35:18.140 He's just like
01:35:18.740 thing after thing after thing
01:35:20.320 that doesn't make any sense
01:35:21.400 and I just said
01:35:22.180 Toad is spiraling.
01:35:23.140 What happened?
01:35:23.580 He said,
01:35:23.820 well, if you sold my bets 0.99
01:35:24.900 or some shit like that. 0.98
01:35:26.260 Top, I gotta tell you this story. 0.98
01:35:27.420 So, I see him in the chat
01:35:29.760 saying that he's doing poorly.
01:35:31.180 So, I go to his YouTube page
01:35:33.600 because I was like,
01:35:34.340 I just gotta see
01:35:34.900 how the homie's doing. 0.93
01:35:35.640 You know, I'm gonna check in on him.
01:35:36.940 And I press play.
01:35:38.400 I'm the sixth viewer.
01:35:40.880 I'm the sixth viewer.
01:35:42.020 It starts to play
01:35:42.780 and he just goes,
01:35:43.880 I've just been on such a string of bad luck.
01:35:46.000 It's truly unbelievable.
01:35:47.460 And he just like,
01:35:48.160 and I'm just thinking to myself, 0.56
01:35:49.320 like, this nigga's talking to like himself 1.00
01:35:50.560 and these three other degenerates 0.91
01:35:51.900 about how he's giving them bad betting advice.
01:35:54.240 And I'm like, 0.81
01:35:54.720 I would absolutely kill myself. 0.52
01:35:57.620 Shout out to Saab123. 0.95
01:36:00.640 He's my good friend.
01:36:06.500 I'm not exaggerating, dog. 0.99
01:36:08.500 That's what the fucking stream was. 0.99
01:36:09.920 Six people had watched it 0.99
01:36:11.040 or I was the sixth.
01:36:11.840 I don't even remember which.
01:36:12.940 And he's just talking about,
01:36:14.520 he's giving betting advice
01:36:15.820 and all he's doing
01:36:16.700 is opening it up
01:36:17.460 with a rant about
01:36:18.280 how he can't get any bet predictions, right?
01:36:20.500 It's amazing.
01:36:21.100 Yeah, I'm honest.
01:36:22.820 I'm in his chat on Twitter,
01:36:26.020 which is a,
01:36:26.880 like his chat for Better Off Dead.
01:36:29.080 Yeah, me too.
01:36:30.400 Oh, yeah, you are.
01:36:31.120 And I forgot that we added you.
01:36:32.720 And it's because,
01:36:33.320 but before that,
01:36:34.140 it was like me,
01:36:35.160 Toad,
01:36:35.680 some guy,
01:36:36.160 and like some other people.
01:36:38.260 And I'm just like,
01:36:38.740 they're all,
01:36:39.460 I mean,
01:36:39.700 all the time, 0.99
01:36:40.340 just fucking, 1.00
01:36:41.140 I'm putting my money. 1.00
01:36:42.640 What the fuck? 0.99
01:36:43.780 That makes no sense. 1.00
01:36:44.720 Hunter likes cock? 0.99
01:36:45.720 Yeah, he probably does. 0.99
01:36:47.400 So you're not allowed 0.99
01:36:48.020 to say cock on Twitch? 0.98
01:36:50.040 I guess that's not. 0.97
01:36:50.520 I don't think you can say
01:36:51.300 a lot of things.
01:36:52.120 Like,
01:36:52.200 I think we're definitely
01:36:52.820 getting pulled off of here
01:36:53.700 really soon. 0.99
01:36:55.340 Hunter fucks, 1.00
01:36:55.560 like any human in existence, 1.00
01:36:58.620 I would say.
01:36:59.700 Yes, Toad.
01:37:03.040 Toad is the Jim Cramer
01:37:04.100 of sports betting.
01:37:04.740 That's actually pretty great.
01:37:05.540 I wish we'd all got quiet.
01:37:07.300 The dramatic effect
01:37:08.180 of us saying nothing
01:37:09.100 and then Top just drinking.
01:37:11.160 Dude,
01:37:11.560 when we were in Georgia,
01:37:13.280 honestly,
01:37:13.820 had you bet
01:37:14.960 an eight game parlay
01:37:16.560 against all of Toad's picks,
01:37:18.320 you would have made
01:37:18.880 thousands of dollars.
01:37:20.820 On that one day,
01:37:21.940 yeah.
01:37:22.360 Yeah,
01:37:22.680 but you are the Jim Cramer
01:37:23.960 of sports betting.
01:37:24.540 I can totally adamantly swear
01:37:24.820 he was right.
01:37:25.940 He will still,
01:37:26.720 even after being proven wrong,
01:37:29.200 swear he was right.
01:37:30.120 Eight times a day.
01:37:30.940 How much are you down
01:37:32.180 this week?
01:37:33.680 Tens of thousands.
01:37:35.780 No,
01:37:36.300 no.
01:37:36.780 Millions.
01:37:37.320 This week,
01:37:37.840 I might be up.
01:37:39.480 Well,
01:37:39.720 you said you were losing.
01:37:40.720 You said if you could see
01:37:41.500 my bankroll,
01:37:42.200 you'd understand
01:37:42.680 why I'm spiraling.
01:37:43.860 What's that mean?
01:37:44.920 All right.
01:37:45.240 He gets one loss.
01:37:46.800 He spirals.
01:37:47.520 It's crazy.
01:37:48.340 Last seven days down,
01:37:50.940 1,046.
01:37:51.720 Since his cover got blown,
01:37:52.920 they took his money away.
01:37:53.660 Last seven days down,
01:37:54.220 1,046.59.
01:37:55.700 Last 30 down,
01:37:56.980 6,877.54.
01:38:02.200 However,
01:38:03.100 since the start of 2022,
01:38:06.040 I'm up 36,105.74, though.
01:38:10.060 But you know,
01:38:10.600 after taxes,
01:38:11.360 that means that you've
01:38:12.440 basically made 20 grand
01:38:13.720 in over a year
01:38:15.220 based off of
01:38:16.520 all of your free time.
01:38:18.080 Yeah, literally all like,
01:38:19.700 yeah.
01:38:19.800 I will not comment
01:38:20.260 on that comment.
01:38:22.260 What?
01:38:23.200 You don't need to, really.
01:38:24.640 He laid it out pretty simply.
01:38:26.200 Yeah.
01:38:26.680 It's 37 minutes long?
01:38:29.140 Oh, my God.
01:38:31.440 That was it.
01:38:31.940 There's no sound, 1.00
01:38:32.940 you dumbass. 1.00
01:38:33.920 You got it. 1.00
01:38:34.380 Imagine waking.
01:38:35.780 You should watch that video.
01:38:36.840 Yesterday,
01:38:37.320 I did well, man.
01:38:37.900 I really crushed college basketball.
01:38:39.500 I don't watch.
01:38:40.240 I just want to watch
01:38:41.040 Clint's videos.
01:38:42.040 You think I'm going to
01:38:42.460 watch your video?
01:38:43.720 What is he?
01:38:44.140 I want to put this out there.
01:38:44.820 So I followed,
01:38:45.800 there's a big thing right,
01:38:47.500 there's a big thing right now
01:38:48.300 on Instagram of like doing
01:38:49.580 like a challenge of like
01:38:51.120 every follower,
01:38:52.140 I do something one time
01:38:54.280 for that follower
01:38:54.960 or something like that.
01:38:55.700 Well, there's one on there
01:38:56.560 that is for every follower,
01:38:58.300 he bets one cent
01:38:59.260 on the Pistons
01:39:00.360 to win an NBA game.
01:39:01.940 So he got up to
01:39:03.420 hundreds of thousands
01:39:04.340 of followers.
01:39:04.800 So he's building thousands
01:39:05.660 of dollars on the Pistons
01:39:06.500 to win.
01:39:07.000 And I think he's up more now,
01:39:08.540 which if you don't know,
01:39:09.280 the Pistons are like
01:39:10.160 six and 38
01:39:10.960 this year in basketball.
01:39:12.340 Like they're the worst team
01:39:13.360 in the league
01:39:13.720 and he's up like
01:39:14.740 $6,000 already.
01:39:17.380 Whereas Toad is down
01:39:18.420 $6,000
01:39:19.040 and all he's doing
01:39:20.020 is a meme
01:39:20.580 of where he's betting
01:39:21.580 blindly on the Pistons
01:39:23.160 to win and winning.
01:39:24.000 Well, it makes sense
01:39:24.620 because the Pistons
01:39:25.360 are so bad
01:39:26.880 that they're going to be
01:39:27.380 undervalued consistently.
01:39:28.960 So it makes sense to,
01:39:30.420 yeah.
01:39:30.720 Why don't you do it
01:39:31.340 all the time, Toad?
01:39:33.420 Because it doesn't
01:39:34.300 make sense really.
01:39:35.180 The spot doesn't make sense.
01:39:36.120 Did you just hear him say
01:39:37.180 it makes more sense
01:39:38.140 Did you just hear him say
01:39:38.940 he said it makes sense
01:39:40.120 because they're undervalued
01:39:41.240 and it's like,
01:39:41.580 well, why don't you do it?
01:39:42.220 It's like,
01:39:42.420 it doesn't make sense
01:39:43.280 for me to do it.
01:39:44.480 You could put so much
01:39:45.540 less effort into this
01:39:46.800 and actually have a life
01:39:48.120 and literally just do a meme
01:39:49.680 and just kind of check in
01:39:50.640 and do your page.
01:39:50.980 It makes sense
01:39:51.000 that that would be the case
01:39:53.000 but it's not sustainable.
01:39:55.440 The market is going to catch up to it.
01:39:56.860 The market is going to catch up to it.
01:39:58.060 It's not sustainable.
01:39:59.280 Dude, I've been doing it
01:40:00.180 for 18 years. 1.00
01:40:01.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:40:01.740 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:40:02.180 This guy just started. 1.00
01:40:03.880 I saw he's been doing it
01:40:05.180 for like half the NBA season.
01:40:07.160 So he started in his Instagram
01:40:08.460 and then like within
01:40:10.080 a couple weeks
01:40:11.960 he was already over
01:40:13.180 100,000 followers on Instagram.
01:40:15.080 Also making money off that
01:40:16.100 and actually making money
01:40:17.540 off betting too.
01:40:19.480 It's crazy.
01:40:20.580 And then Toad's back here
01:40:21.380 just saying,
01:40:22.320 I've been doing it for 18 years.
01:40:24.080 Toad, you need a shtick. 0.54
01:40:25.560 In 18 years,
01:40:26.960 I'm up like what?
01:40:27.700 Your shtick ought to just be 0.93
01:40:29.620 that you're really suicidal 1.00
01:40:31.240 because you're terrible
01:40:31.860 at sports betting
01:40:32.500 but you've been doing it
01:40:33.500 for 18 years.
01:40:34.320 Actually, just tell the truth.
01:40:35.940 You need to do a thing of
01:40:37.360 I bet one cent on something
01:40:40.060 for every follower I get.
01:40:41.420 No!
01:40:41.980 You see what Homegirl said? 1.00
01:40:44.100 Holy shit! 1.00
01:40:45.200 I can't. 1.00
01:40:45.940 She is absolutely... 0.95
01:40:47.420 Taya Beatty's will kill Toad 0.98
01:40:48.880 before I get a chance to. 0.90
01:40:51.460 Oh yeah. 0.84
01:40:52.000 How would you kill Toad? 0.92
01:40:53.580 This is important. 0.91
01:40:54.580 This is actually important.
01:40:56.420 Yeah.
01:40:57.260 Thank you. 0.96
01:40:58.480 Kill Toad! 0.99
01:40:59.200 We're playing a new
01:41:00.400 Kill Toad game
01:41:01.360 with our listener on Twitch
01:41:04.720 and actually, 0.97
01:41:05.940 go fucking figure, 0.99
01:41:06.920 Fleek of the Week winner! 1.00
01:41:10.920 Fleek of the Week!
01:41:12.440 If you're an actual
01:41:12.940 real person,
01:41:13.940 fitness chick,
01:41:14.640 you could DM me
01:41:16.080 and I will send you this shirt.
01:41:17.400 Tell me the size.
01:41:18.460 Tell me where to send it to
01:41:19.540 and we will get that sent out
01:41:21.080 to you.
01:41:21.280 I would love it so much.
01:41:23.160 Dude, it would be so funny
01:41:24.340 if it does actually message you
01:41:26.180 and just like,
01:41:26.580 I'm going to need
01:41:26.980 an extra, extra large, please.
01:41:32.720 It's at Top Lobster
01:41:34.500 if you are a real human being.
01:41:36.460 That's right, on Twitter.
01:41:37.380 Yeah, go follow me. 1.00
01:41:38.580 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:41:39.180 This is OG. 1.00
01:41:40.840 This is like a flashback.
01:41:43.460 I have this shirt.
01:41:45.320 Yeah, I think I have it.
01:41:45.840 Yeah, this show used to be
01:41:46.640 called Tower Power Hour
01:41:47.820 and you gave me so much nostalgia
01:41:49.480 that I bought it back, man.
01:41:51.080 We like it.
01:41:51.440 You're new,
01:41:51.960 but you're old here. 0.67
01:41:53.100 Hell yeah.
01:41:53.940 Come get your shirt. 1.00
01:41:55.460 You're fucking fed. 1.00
01:41:56.420 She answered. 1.00
01:42:00.400 Liz is still upset.
01:42:02.300 That's her answer.
01:42:02.620 I just watch his health.
01:42:05.340 She just slow. 0.99
01:42:06.680 And what's funny
01:42:07.440 is she won't even help.
01:42:08.840 She's just there. 1.00
01:42:09.720 She keeps feeding and shit. 1.00
01:42:10.160 You don't need to expedite it. 1.00
01:42:11.320 He's on his way.
01:42:11.960 He's just on his way.
01:42:13.180 That's not even,
01:42:13.820 that answer is basically just
01:42:15.360 I would do nothing
01:42:16.360 and it would just happen.
01:42:17.760 Yeah, it's the trolley problem
01:42:18.960 and she chose the correct answer.
01:42:20.420 She's in a lot of good shape
01:42:21.440 and she understands
01:42:22.200 that there's not much time left.
01:42:23.440 This is a good point.
01:42:24.360 Everyone's like,
01:42:25.000 they're like,
01:42:25.260 oh, he's a fed.
01:42:25.840 He knows where every winner lives.
01:42:27.580 It's like,
01:42:27.840 yeah, you guys are winners.
01:42:29.040 I pick you at random.
01:42:32.040 Hit me up though.
01:42:32.880 Tell me what size you want.
01:42:33.800 I'm going to target this one.
01:42:35.640 Random.
01:42:36.960 Jesus Christ.
01:42:44.500 How does she know this?
01:42:46.280 Yeah.
01:42:47.000 I mean, it's pretty close.
01:42:48.160 She literally fingered 1.00
01:42:49.000 his butthole for her. 1.00
01:42:51.800 She watches the show. 1.00
01:42:53.560 Speaking of,
01:42:54.200 look at Elizabeth.
01:42:54.860 Ironically, yeah.
01:42:56.740 Yes. 0.99
01:42:58.020 Yeah, a new woman with boobs. 1.00
01:42:59.700 Let's pull up everything she says. 0.99
01:43:00.880 That's right.
01:43:01.200 Why do we keep pulling up
01:43:01.960 what you say though?
01:43:04.680 Hey-oh.
01:43:07.400 Yo, y'all are trying 0.97
01:43:09.040 to get Cole murdered tonight. 0.98
01:43:10.840 I really want to see 0.96
01:43:11.820 how bad we can push it
01:43:12.820 right before his screen
01:43:14.080 just goes away.
01:43:17.120 She's going to blast 1.00
01:43:18.780 through that door
01:43:19.220 like the Kool-Aid man
01:43:20.180 but like with divorce papers.
01:43:22.180 Let me tell you what.
01:43:24.120 We're going to push it
01:43:24.820 one day to the point
01:43:25.540 where it's going to be like
01:43:26.360 it's affecting our relationship.
01:43:28.940 So you've got to calm it down.
01:43:30.360 You mean three years ago?
01:43:31.640 Yeah, we're way past that.
01:43:33.600 We are way past that.
01:43:36.460 I have that conversation
01:43:37.600 with myself every night.
01:43:38.780 I just want to clarify once again.
01:43:40.000 I like Liz
01:43:41.140 but she meets me
01:43:42.160 in a dark alley
01:43:42.780 and she wants to throw it down
01:43:43.780 and she's going to sleep.
01:43:44.480 That's just a fact.
01:43:45.200 I just want to be on the record.
01:43:46.920 Hey guys,
01:43:47.580 we just figured out
01:43:49.180 the trick
01:43:49.640 on how to keep Cole
01:43:51.300 and let him come hang out with us
01:43:52.860 is we have to play it up
01:43:54.220 like this right now.
01:43:55.540 She just said
01:43:56.120 because you want me to,
01:43:57.900 I'm not.
01:43:58.400 So because we just got
01:43:59.240 to do reverse psychology.
01:44:00.400 That's what we got to do.
01:44:01.180 Reverse psychology.
01:44:01.400 So up the mean
01:44:02.180 and be like
01:44:02.760 oh we so want you
01:44:03.860 to take our buddy away from us
01:44:05.280 and that's how we...
01:44:06.460 All right Liz.
01:44:07.700 All right Liz.
01:44:08.140 Look, I don't want to meet you
01:44:09.760 in a dark alley
01:44:11.020 and I don't want to throw down.
01:44:12.160 That's all I'm going to say.
01:44:13.180 I'm just saying
01:44:13.700 like the idea of
01:44:14.380 we almost split up already
01:44:15.740 like we can't do it again.
01:44:17.180 Is that what you're saying?
01:44:17.980 I don't understand Liz.
01:44:18.780 What's going on here?
01:44:21.400 This has got to be a dude.
01:44:22.660 It's got to be a dude.
01:44:23.440 It's too funny to be a girl. 0.99
01:44:24.880 It's too funny to be a woman. 1.00
01:44:26.240 Like a chick that's in good shape 1.00
01:44:27.640 with a huge rag
01:44:28.320 that's funny. 1.00
01:44:28.780 Get the fuck out of here Fed. 0.99
01:44:29.780 Yeah. 1.00
01:44:30.280 You have no incentives
01:44:31.560 to be entertaining,
01:44:33.120 funny, anything.
01:44:33.740 Do we have any last videos
01:44:39.560 or anything?
01:44:40.600 No, not this.
01:44:41.700 No, no, we're not
01:44:42.600 talking about this. 0.97
01:44:43.580 That is absolutely disgusting.
01:44:45.000 Florida man has 150 live bugs 0.79
01:44:48.300 removed from his nose
01:44:49.560 and he didn't know
01:44:50.720 they were there.
01:44:51.300 No, they look like
01:44:53.200 they're like larva or something.
01:44:55.820 Yeah, like some kind of larva.
01:44:56.860 Oh, God.
01:44:57.320 All right, guys.
01:44:58.080 Fun show today.
01:44:59.160 Does that mean he's like dying?
01:45:00.500 Does that mean he has like
01:45:01.320 necrosis in his nose
01:45:02.660 or something?
01:45:04.100 How do you not
01:45:04.780 like you can't breathe
01:45:06.120 from your nose?
01:45:06.940 How do you know
01:45:07.360 it's not there?
01:45:08.080 Because people
01:45:08.680 no, no, no.
01:45:09.360 Top, you don't understand this.
01:45:10.340 People breathe from their mouths.
01:45:11.920 Like that's actually
01:45:12.780 just how they breathe.
01:45:14.480 Yeah, they're mouth breathers. 0.95
01:45:16.420 Yeah, but they think
01:45:17.440 that's just how you're supposed
01:45:18.220 to do this out there.
01:45:18.820 And like that's
01:45:21.700 because they're literally 1.00
01:45:22.420 like fucking Neanderthals. 1.00
01:45:24.200 What was session one 1.00
01:45:25.160 and two, Liz? 0.86
01:45:26.500 The butthole was probably two. 0.95
01:45:27.700 The butthole was one 0.83
01:45:28.680 and then probably 1.00
01:45:29.420 the shimp pussy was also. 1.00
01:45:31.360 This will bring Luke back in. 1.00
01:45:32.700 He really likes making fun 0.99
01:45:33.700 of these fat Latina chicks 1.00
01:45:34.700 that can't dance for shit. 1.00
01:45:35.420 My introduction 1.00
01:45:36.280 was number one. 0.99
01:45:39.760 Damn. 0.99
01:45:41.580 All right, we're going to play this? 1.00
01:45:42.540 We're going to play it
01:45:43.260 or are we just going to 1.00
01:45:43.800 sit here and fuck around? 1.00
01:45:46.260 We're going to Fafo? 1.00
01:45:47.400 What's up, bro?
01:45:47.840 Tyler, I'm out at us.
01:45:48.640 What's going on?
01:45:49.060 No, I think Tyler
01:45:50.400 like lost that.
01:45:51.660 Oh, he's stroked out.
01:45:53.540 He's frozen.
01:45:54.180 He's frozen?
01:45:55.540 He's frozen?
01:45:56.960 Hold on.
01:45:57.560 Bring it up.
01:45:58.140 Bring it up.
01:45:58.500 Oh, you can't.
01:45:59.360 We see it.
01:46:00.040 I see it.
01:46:00.640 No, this is incredible.
01:46:02.100 Too bad the audience
01:46:03.140 can't see it,
01:46:03.640 but Tyler's 100%
01:46:04.600 stroked out. 1.00
01:46:05.480 Holy shit. 1.00
01:46:06.980 All right, he's back. 0.99
01:46:07.700 We're going to give it
01:46:08.080 a good shot again, Tyler.
01:46:08.900 Go ahead.
01:46:09.440 He's good.
01:46:10.020 He's good.
01:46:13.940 Now it's just really bad.
01:46:15.240 It's just,
01:46:15.620 it's not even playing.
01:46:16.400 His internet quality is terrible.
01:46:17.660 Can you answer if someone
01:46:18.660 said would you to me?
01:46:20.080 Yes, every single one of them.
01:46:21.720 Wow, really?
01:46:22.980 I mean, not happily,
01:46:24.200 but I would.
01:46:25.420 Thick blue line.
01:46:26.840 Dude, they're really.
01:46:28.000 I just want to toss
01:46:29.120 like an acorn
01:46:29.960 into the middle of this.
01:46:30.940 Music makes you forget 0.90
01:46:36.220 how shitty the dancing is. 0.54
01:46:37.940 You know how hard it is 0.98
01:46:38.960 to find seven women
01:46:40.040 that'll gyrate
01:46:40.860 and me to be
01:46:42.600 not interested
01:46:43.260 in any of them?
01:46:44.300 Not one, dude.
01:46:46.220 I mean, I wouldn't say
01:46:46.920 I'm interested,
01:46:47.680 but like at the end
01:46:48.440 of the night,
01:46:48.880 if they were there
01:46:49.540 at the end of the bar.
01:46:50.180 No, no.
01:46:51.120 Again, no. 1.00
01:46:52.000 Dude, that bitch 1.00
01:46:52.440 on the right's arms 1.00
01:46:53.380 are bigger than my fucking quads. 1.00
01:46:54.860 Yeah, she's pretty gross. 1.00
01:46:55.740 She's pretty gross. 1.00
01:46:58.660 The only one of them. 1.00
01:46:59.740 Half of them are black, 0.97
01:47:00.580 so they're all out, 0.95
01:47:01.420 but I'm sure I have 0.99
01:47:02.140 one like fuckable one. 0.99
01:47:03.680 I wonder, is this? 1.00
01:47:05.360 No, no way.
01:47:06.580 It's not Luke.
01:47:07.780 No way.
01:47:08.120 All right.
01:47:09.320 Oh my God, dude.
01:47:11.300 Someone needs to.
01:47:12.380 No, someone needs
01:47:13.360 to screenshot just that.
01:47:14.940 And then just tweet it at him.
01:47:16.480 Just tweet it at him.
01:47:18.420 Luke, what did he mean by this?
01:47:21.700 So is that not Luke?
01:47:23.100 I don't know.
01:47:24.020 I don't know.
01:47:24.660 I need to have that
01:47:25.740 and then also,
01:47:26.380 because y'all have seen
01:47:27.000 the Joe Biden in N-word post.
01:47:30.060 You've seen that, right?
01:47:30.760 Oh, he said it already?
01:47:31.620 I was waiting for it.
01:47:32.480 No, no, no, no, no.
01:47:35.180 He posted just an N
01:47:37.220 on Instagram before.
01:47:38.700 It was just an Instagram post
01:47:39.600 and it's just Joe Biden
01:47:40.760 and an N 1.00
01:47:41.600 and it's from his official account.
01:47:43.740 Hold on, I'll find it.
01:47:44.620 I think I didn't see that.
01:47:45.220 I don't believe that.
01:47:46.520 No, I'll find it for you. 0.99
01:47:47.560 It's fucking hilarious. 0.98
01:47:48.640 Yeah, because I don't believe it. 0.99
01:47:49.740 I mean, let's take your word for it
01:47:51.480 and we can move on.
01:47:53.060 All right, hold on.
01:47:54.100 I'll show you right now.
01:47:55.280 Can you guys please play along
01:47:56.880 with my hypothetical
01:47:57.580 for the love of God? 1.00
01:47:58.400 I keep throwing these fucking pearls 1.00
01:47:59.780 in these. 1.00
01:48:00.620 Wait, how do you take?
01:48:02.140 This is legit.
01:48:02.600 Oh, yeah, this is old.
01:48:03.700 It's old, but there was a legit.
01:48:05.160 That's my nigga.
01:48:07.100 It's just so funny
01:48:08.020 that he did it with,
01:48:09.080 because it was like a thing
01:48:10.860 that was supposed to be
01:48:11.500 on like the collage part
01:48:13.360 and so you could see Joe Biden
01:48:14.940 like through like all the,
01:48:16.620 but he just,
01:48:17.200 and he posted that one.
01:48:18.060 Serious question.
01:48:18.800 Serious question.
01:48:19.280 Who's used the N-word more times?
01:48:20.740 Barack or Joe?
01:48:22.440 Joe.
01:48:23.240 Ooh, I don't know, 0.99
01:48:24.300 but Barack during sex 0.99
01:48:25.320 with Michael? 0.99
01:48:27.480 I know Barack likes
01:48:29.380 to put off this image
01:48:30.320 that he's like,
01:48:30.960 I'm one of the boys.
01:48:32.460 I can hang out in the hood,
01:48:33.560 but I really don't feel
01:48:34.340 like he's even done
01:48:35.000 like soft A.
01:48:36.540 Bro, he's from Chicago.
01:48:37.600 You're tripping.
01:48:37.620 I can't picture it all.
01:48:38.680 He's way too proper.
01:48:40.100 Yeah.
01:48:40.840 He'd say it like Jose does.
01:48:43.060 Bro, he was from Chicago.
01:48:44.740 You're tripping. 1.00
01:48:45.180 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
01:48:46.080 Dude, he's also a fucking 1.00
01:48:47.080 rated person by the feds. 1.00
01:48:49.080 Well, but that's it. 0.99
01:48:50.000 The CIA fucking took him in 0.99
01:48:51.500 in his college years 1.00
01:48:52.740 when they fucking put 1.00
01:48:53.460 his dumb ass in Harvard. 1.00
01:48:54.640 But I'm talking about 1.00
01:48:55.220 in high school,
01:48:55.920 you think homeboy
01:48:56.400 wasn't dropping ends? 1.00
01:48:57.480 He's gay. 0.99
01:48:58.240 Now think about Joe Biden 0.99
01:49:00.240 in high school.
01:49:00.960 You don't think he was
01:49:01.560 dropping hard ends?
01:49:02.080 That's a fair point.
01:49:03.120 That's a totally fair point.
01:49:04.580 And you know what?
01:49:05.560 Hard ER? 0.64
01:49:06.720 Joe Biden wins by a mile.
01:49:08.800 Yeah, that's true.
01:49:09.460 Yeah, he does.
01:49:10.440 But I saw a thing
01:49:12.260 the other day
01:49:12.700 that Michelle
01:49:14.120 or Michael,
01:49:15.460 whatever, Obama
01:49:16.020 was from the
01:49:17.420 actual worst block
01:49:19.960 for shootings
01:49:21.280 in the U.S.
01:49:22.500 She grew up in
01:49:23.560 the same place
01:49:24.700 that Chief Keef is from.
01:49:26.320 It's like the same.
01:49:26.980 I think it's called O-Block. 0.99
01:49:28.500 Well, given the pistol
01:49:29.400 she's packing,
01:49:29.980 it makes sense, right?
01:49:31.640 It's hard.
01:49:33.040 It literally has
01:49:33.800 more shootings there
01:49:34.860 just in that one place
01:49:36.400 than the rest of America combined.
01:49:37.820 Yeah, O-Block. 1.00
01:49:38.620 Who's got a bigger dick? 1.00
01:49:39.960 Mike or Barack? 1.00
01:49:41.380 Because I already talked
01:49:42.380 to a dude who blew Barack
01:49:43.760 and he's got a long skinny.
01:49:45.600 Long skinny.
01:49:46.800 Has a long thick. 1.00
01:49:48.480 Who has a better dick? 1.00
01:49:50.120 Obama or Toad? 1.00
01:49:52.080 Obama.
01:49:53.500 What?
01:49:53.880 You think so?
01:49:54.640 No, but Toad 1.00
01:49:55.480 has a better dick 1.00
01:49:56.000 than Joe Biden. 1.00
01:49:57.580 No, I don't think so.
01:49:58.640 I think Joe Biden
01:49:59.260 has a piece.
01:49:59.660 I think Toad has a better 1.00
01:50:00.100 dick for his body. 1.00
01:50:02.200 Hmm. 0.99
01:50:02.560 If that makes sense. 1.00
01:50:03.880 I mean, his body is shit 1.00
01:50:04.920 so that makes sense. 1.00
01:50:05.400 Like, you look at Toad 1.00
01:50:06.820 and you see his dick 1.00
01:50:07.760 and you're like, 1.00
01:50:08.320 oh, that's probably
01:50:09.260 slightly better
01:50:10.060 than I expected.
01:50:11.380 Whereas with Obama,
01:50:12.800 you're like,
01:50:13.080 that is worse
01:50:14.140 than what I expected.
01:50:15.340 Why is the chat,
01:50:16.280 like a bunch of people
01:50:16.940 in the chat saying me?
01:50:18.200 Like, did you send 1.00
01:50:18.820 my dick out? 1.00
01:50:20.280 Everybody's saying Toad. 0.99
01:50:22.760 They're going Toad,
01:50:23.540 Toad, Toad.
01:50:24.280 I might have sent it out.
01:50:25.420 I don't remember.
01:50:26.080 You sent it to Tim T.
01:50:27.440 Yeah, thank you.
01:50:28.360 No, I would say,
01:50:29.580 like, because,
01:50:30.760 like, I bet Joe Biden is old.
01:50:31.740 Dude, Tim T should stop
01:50:32.640 stealing, like,
01:50:33.500 rape valor.
01:50:34.400 You know,
01:50:34.620 stop pretending
01:50:35.140 like you're a victim,
01:50:35.820 huh, boy? 1.00
01:50:36.080 That's fucking me. 1.00
01:50:36.380 Wait, did you, 1.00
01:50:37.000 you showed it to Liz, right?
01:50:38.340 He obviously wanted him.
01:50:39.560 Yeah, yeah, I did.
01:50:40.400 But she was,
01:50:41.100 she was talking about
01:50:41.860 that's the Mike versus
01:50:42.920 We So Sorry.
01:50:44.960 Wait, we were talking
01:50:45.720 about Mike.
01:50:46.100 That's so great.
01:50:47.420 Please tweet that.
01:50:48.840 That's amazing, dude.
01:50:50.280 We So Sorry.
01:50:53.320 I was like, 0.99
01:50:55.180 what the fuck? 1.00
01:50:56.140 Tweet that 1.00
01:50:57.960 and then just tag Tim,
01:50:59.620 Tim Cast.
01:51:03.020 You guys think they're like,
01:51:04.480 could we,
01:51:04.840 could we harness the power
01:51:05.900 of the homeless or not?
01:51:06.760 Anybody?
01:51:07.360 No?
01:51:07.900 Yes.
01:51:08.380 Yes.
01:51:08.740 I always,
01:51:09.480 I think this is,
01:51:10.260 yes,
01:51:10.720 I was,
01:51:11.060 I was on conspiracy
01:51:12.420 extremist show on Tuesday
01:51:13.800 and one of his co-host
01:51:15.260 was like actually
01:51:16.020 for the immigrants
01:51:17.380 coming into the army
01:51:18.080 and I was like, 1.00
01:51:18.520 that's the dumbest shit ever. 1.00
01:51:20.240 Like them giving them 1.00
01:51:21.040 like citizenship
01:51:22.060 if they join the army.
01:51:23.220 I was like,
01:51:23.460 no, no, no.
01:51:23.940 It needs to just be,
01:51:25.400 we, 1.00
01:51:26.140 get the fucking homeless 1.00
01:51:28.120 to be in the army 1.00
01:51:28.800 and we just send them,
01:51:30.020 we send them wherever
01:51:30.840 and then we just leave them there.
01:51:33.380 Yeah,
01:51:33.540 we don't even,
01:51:34.400 we lose our presence.
01:51:35.360 Yeah,
01:51:35.520 we just like,
01:51:36.020 we're like,
01:51:36.400 oh,
01:51:36.720 sorry,
01:51:37.060 like the army messed up
01:51:37.820 and like you're here now
01:51:38.740 and they can't get back.
01:51:40.240 They're not getting back
01:51:40.900 from Afghanistan.
01:51:42.080 Who's more dangerous?
01:51:43.180 A Syrian refugee
01:51:44.020 who comes across the border,
01:51:45.700 fighting age male,
01:51:46.440 25,
01:51:47.540 obviously could have,
01:51:48.840 could have had ties to ISIS.
01:51:50.020 We don't really know.
01:51:50.960 Or,
01:51:51.660 no,
01:51:51.880 not the homeless,
01:51:52.240 or regular blue haired
01:51:54.480 college graduate
01:51:55.200 that's transitioning
01:51:56.200 and they want them
01:51:57.380 to be in the CIA.
01:51:58.580 I go,
01:51:59.320 I go blue haired transitioning.
01:52:01.560 Dangerous in what way?
01:52:02.620 Like physically dangerous
01:52:03.780 out the Syrian refugee 1.00
01:52:05.400 is way more dangerous 0.99
01:52:07.000 physically to me.
01:52:08.320 But,
01:52:08.840 I don't agree. 0.99
01:52:09.400 You're going to put a fucking 1.00
01:52:10.100 firearm in their hands. 1.00
01:52:10.980 Who's more likely
01:52:11.560 to pull it on you?
01:52:13.000 The Syrian refugee.
01:52:14.460 No,
01:52:14.720 you're wrong. 0.83
01:52:15.240 No,
01:52:15.640 you're obviously wrong.
01:52:16.280 Because the blue haired 0.91
01:52:17.580 feminist doesn't even 1.00
01:52:18.540 want to touch a firearm.
01:52:20.080 They're in the CIA cult.
01:52:21.520 They've already,
01:52:21.960 they've already entered.
01:52:23.040 But they still have.
01:52:23.740 Some of them shoot up
01:52:24.460 schools though.
01:52:25.640 Yeah.
01:52:26.360 And churches.
01:52:28.220 Yeah,
01:52:28.500 but the churches are also
01:52:29.300 done by the Muslims too.
01:52:31.460 No, 1.00
01:52:31.800 Muslims don't do shit. 1.00
01:52:32.600 That's a false flag. 1.00
01:52:33.820 Yep.
01:52:34.580 Christ church.
01:52:35.560 Shout out to him.
01:52:36.220 I've done a deep dive on that.
01:52:37.300 They're too busy praying
01:52:38.620 six times a day 0.96
01:52:39.220 to go kill anybody. 1.00
01:52:39.860 That's ridiculous. 1.00
01:52:41.340 That'd be really great 0.89
01:52:42.220 if they accidentally,
01:52:43.160 they go like two over
01:52:44.360 and they hear like
01:52:45.220 the call to prayer,
01:52:45.900 like in the middle
01:52:46.540 of shooting.
01:52:46.900 They're like, 1.00
01:52:47.120 oh shit. 1.00
01:52:49.580 They have to figure out 1.00
01:52:52.660 where Mecca is first. 0.61
01:52:54.060 They have like geolocated
01:52:55.040 or they're praying
01:52:56.000 this direction.
01:52:56.520 Honestly,
01:52:56.960 it's pretty convenient.
01:52:57.800 They're already screaming
01:52:58.420 to Allahu Akbar.
01:52:59.220 You might as well pray,
01:52:59.940 right?
01:53:00.360 How many,
01:53:00.740 how many mass shootings
01:53:01.780 happen on Ramadan,
01:53:02.780 right?
01:53:02.940 They probably like can't do it
01:53:04.320 because they have to 1.00
01:53:04.860 fucking. 1.00
01:53:05.400 You would, 1.00
01:53:05.980 you would think that
01:53:06.700 we would have absolutely
01:53:07.720 waxed all of the Middle East 1.00
01:53:09.360 by just being,
01:53:10.100 just attacking at the
01:53:11.260 correct times.
01:53:12.380 We could have got them. 0.99
01:53:13.340 We could have fucking 1.00
01:53:14.040 destroyed. 1.00
01:53:14.960 Israel on a Saturday.
01:53:16.440 Good luck.
01:53:17.500 Yeah.
01:53:17.900 Oh,
01:53:18.320 that's really bad.
01:53:19.260 Yeah,
01:53:19.380 that's true.
01:53:20.540 Don't they have like weird,
01:53:21.740 don't they like make it up
01:53:22.680 in the Talmud on why
01:53:23.700 they can like actually
01:53:24.600 defend them?
01:53:25.140 Like they can do work
01:53:26.120 on a Saturday
01:53:26.640 because it's like defense
01:53:28.100 or something like that.
01:53:29.480 Like why they can't.
01:53:30.280 There's always a legal loophole
01:53:31.500 if you're with me.
01:53:31.720 Yeah,
01:53:31.860 there's a,
01:53:32.280 yeah.
01:53:34.480 What's that switch?
01:53:35.780 Oh,
01:53:36.120 useful goy.
01:53:37.000 Yeah.
01:53:37.300 Yeah.
01:53:38.180 You just need a goy. 1.00
01:53:39.020 You just need to keep a little
01:53:40.080 bit of cattle goy around
01:53:41.340 and they can do your little
01:53:42.840 Saturday work for you.
01:53:43.820 You guys are real anti-Semites,
01:53:45.040 you know that?
01:53:45.880 Just a little bit.
01:53:47.140 All right.
01:53:47.280 I'm just bringing up the truth,
01:53:48.400 homie.
01:53:48.740 I mean,
01:53:49.120 don't get mad at me.
01:53:50.300 It's gotten so bad
01:53:51.320 that I'm getting Nick Fuentes
01:53:52.480 reels on my Instagram feed now.
01:53:55.600 Yeah.
01:53:56.440 Yeah.
01:53:57.820 It's because you like 1.00
01:53:58.720 so much anti-Semitic shit. 1.00
01:53:59.900 You're definitely 1.00
01:54:00.620 going to like Nick Fuentes.
01:54:01.500 Yes.
01:54:01.760 And it was,
01:54:02.200 it was literally Nick Fuentes
01:54:03.020 explaining why the
01:54:04.440 109 countries thing.
01:54:05.820 And like he was explaining
01:54:07.080 that he was going down
01:54:07.860 and he was like,
01:54:08.540 listen,
01:54:08.980 because the first
01:54:10.140 Judeo-Christians
01:54:10.960 that actually were
01:54:11.800 converts from like
01:54:13.360 Jewish,
01:54:15.140 like actual Jewish 1.00
01:54:16.540 Judaism to Christianity, 0.83
01:54:18.220 they were like,
01:54:18.680 oh,
01:54:18.780 by the way,
01:54:19.160 guys,
01:54:19.440 you need to see
01:54:19.960 what they actually say
01:54:20.640 in the Talmud.
01:54:21.380 They think the guy
01:54:22.000 you're worst for me 0.98
01:54:22.500 is like in piss 1.00
01:54:23.420 and dying.
01:54:24.540 And then,
01:54:25.180 they'll be like,
01:54:26.040 yeah, 0.57
01:54:26.220 just kick those guys out. 0.99
01:54:27.520 Like we don't want them. 0.96
01:54:28.320 This is what makes me think
01:54:29.100 that there's some sort of
01:54:30.000 op being ran
01:54:30.620 with the anti-Semitism
01:54:32.200 because like you couldn't,
01:54:33.820 you couldn't say anything
01:54:35.220 about COVID
01:54:35.940 or the vaccines
01:54:36.740 on Instagram
01:54:37.460 or Facebook 1.00
01:54:38.100 or any of that shit. 0.97
01:54:39.120 But the stuff you send me 0.99
01:54:40.520 on Instagram
01:54:41.340 is like racists
01:54:42.640 is all get out
01:54:43.320 and they don't seem 0.99
01:54:43.820 to give a fuck. 0.98
01:54:44.580 I like, 1.00
01:54:44.840 I think they're,
01:54:45.400 I honestly think
01:54:45.920 we're being opt into 0.98
01:54:46.740 a fucking like a civil war. 0.99
01:54:48.040 Like they're trying to. 0.99
01:54:49.060 Yeah.
01:54:49.240 That's why I think
01:54:49.780 my show is going to be fine.
01:54:51.020 I think this show
01:54:51.620 will be fine on YouTube as well.
01:54:53.320 We probably should just
01:54:54.000 leave it up there
01:54:54.640 and monetize it
01:54:55.360 because I get the way
01:54:56.860 the culture is going.
01:54:57.560 Your show,
01:54:58.320 Clint,
01:54:58.700 they don't want your show
01:54:59.800 because you're having
01:55:00.320 like meaningful dialogue.
01:55:01.880 I'm like trying not
01:55:02.940 to have a civil war
01:55:03.680 and they're like,
01:55:04.080 get this guy 0.96
01:55:04.660 the fuck out of here. 0.99
01:55:05.780 I just said, 0.99
01:55:07.240 and you,
01:55:07.780 both you and Reed liked it.
01:55:09.060 I sent,
01:55:09.500 it was a,
01:55:10.320 an animation
01:55:11.680 of a Owen Benjamin skit
01:55:15.360 of an Owen Benjamin bit.
01:55:16.420 I watched it. 0.98
01:55:16.780 It was fucking hilarious. 0.98
01:55:17.080 Yeah, 0.99
01:55:17.220 it was really funny,
01:55:18.000 but it was,
01:55:18.360 it was on Instagram.
01:55:19.080 It was a Owen Benjamin bit
01:55:20.440 about the Jews
01:55:21.260 trying to tell Mal
01:55:22.620 like how,
01:55:23.940 no,
01:55:24.160 no,
01:55:24.380 it was Pol Pot
01:55:24.900 on how he should like
01:55:26.380 be better at genocides
01:55:28.540 and they were like,
01:55:29.400 no,
01:55:29.640 you have to,
01:55:30.020 he's like,
01:55:30.580 the Jews are like, 1.00
01:55:31.200 you have to think 0.99
01:55:31.480 about the shoes.
01:55:32.280 Remember the shoes.
01:55:33.200 You got to show them.
01:55:33.580 You have to sell it.
01:55:34.360 You have to sell it.
01:55:35.040 He's like,
01:55:35.680 no,
01:55:35.940 I lined them up.
01:55:37.160 I used a pistol. 1.00
01:55:38.680 Shoot them all straight 1.00
01:55:39.640 in the back of the head. 1.00
01:55:40.400 He's like,
01:55:40.680 that's not how it's going
01:55:41.480 to get done. 1.00
01:55:42.200 I kill eight million 1.00
01:55:43.420 of them. 1.00
01:55:43.960 Eight million.
01:55:44.740 And then like,
01:55:45.220 he's like,
01:55:45.500 no,
01:55:45.700 no,
01:55:45.780 no,
01:55:45.900 you got to,
01:55:46.520 it's like,
01:55:46.980 you got to show them
01:55:47.880 that they made soap
01:55:48.980 out of their bodies.
01:55:49.740 Even though they think
01:55:50.500 these people are like,
01:55:52.040 they think they're lower 0.99
01:55:53.240 than rats,
01:55:53.760 but they want to use them
01:55:54.580 to clean their bodies.
01:55:55.500 It makes no sense,
01:55:56.160 but yes,
01:55:56.440 we got to tell them.
01:55:57.460 We haven't tried doing
01:55:58.500 racist accents in a while.
01:55:59.660 Can anybody, 0.99
01:56:00.320 we suck at racist accents. 0.90
01:56:02.140 That's why we don't do them, 0.97
01:56:03.040 Clint.
01:56:03.220 I know,
01:56:03.600 I know,
01:56:03.920 but like,
01:56:04.280 I feel like we need
01:56:04.840 to get better.
01:56:05.580 I feel like we do
01:56:06.160 pretty good at racist 0.94
01:56:07.040 black accents. 0.98
01:56:08.180 You guys see Schmuley
01:56:09.060 debated Finkelstein
01:56:09.860 and unironically
01:56:11.060 brought up the lampshades
01:56:12.200 thing in the Holocaust.
01:56:13.560 Guys,
01:56:13.740 I'm going to be honest
01:56:15.220 with you,
01:56:15.500 Jose,
01:56:15.900 never looked into it. 1.00
01:56:16.840 Is it totally bullshit? 1.00
01:56:18.040 Oh, 1.00
01:56:18.280 I mean,
01:56:18.800 extremely dubious
01:56:20.360 would be the way to do it.
01:56:21.120 There was like one person
01:56:22.200 who made some sort of claim.
01:56:23.560 Can you explain
01:56:23.900 the definition of dubious?
01:56:25.540 It's not very likely.
01:56:27.560 Like,
01:56:27.780 it's on very,
01:56:28.840 very shaky ground.
01:56:29.840 That sounds like
01:56:30.700 Holocaust denial.
01:56:32.360 I mean,
01:56:32.620 yeah,
01:56:33.100 I mean,
01:56:33.420 but it's true.
01:56:34.700 I don't know what to tell you.
01:56:37.280 I'm just here for the truth.
01:56:38.720 I'm not,
01:56:39.080 I mean,
01:56:39.300 that makes me an anti-Semite.
01:56:40.440 I guess that's what I am.
01:56:43.160 Toad's ready to be done
01:56:44.100 with this.
01:56:44.400 I didn't build the tunnels.
01:56:45.160 Toad's private messaging us.
01:56:46.540 He's like,
01:56:46.760 gotta bring this in soon. 1.00
01:56:48.160 Toad's so fucking dope. 0.99
01:56:49.040 And Jose's like, 1.00
01:56:49.940 both of the feds of the show,
01:56:52.400 they're like,
01:56:52.620 we should probably bring it in.
01:56:53.820 Toad,
01:56:54.020 let's get into overtime. 0.99
01:56:54.900 Your suicide can wait, 0.99
01:56:55.840 Toad, 0.94
01:56:56.000 relax.
01:56:57.740 But now the soap, 1.00
01:56:58.820 soap is a complete bullshit. 1.00
01:57:01.200 Complete bullshit. 1.00
01:57:02.380 Like, 1.00
01:57:02.560 just put that out there.
01:57:04.060 What about the jerk-off machines?
01:57:06.320 Oh, 1.00
01:57:06.540 that's bullshit, 1.00
01:57:07.160 for sure. 0.99
01:57:07.960 What about the pools?
01:57:09.640 Oh,
01:57:09.980 the pools were great.
01:57:10.860 Nice blue crystal water.
01:57:13.240 If the jerk-off machines were real,
01:57:15.380 that seems like it'd be
01:57:16.140 more of a party
01:57:17.020 than a concentration camp, 0.51
01:57:18.540 no?
01:57:18.940 Yeah.
01:57:19.440 Exactly.
01:57:20.560 Yeah,
01:57:20.760 you're not going to kill someone 0.99
01:57:21.440 that way that's retarded. 0.99
01:57:22.480 It was a party. 1.00
01:57:23.580 They were fucking partying 1.00
01:57:24.440 in there, man. 1.00
01:57:25.140 than anything else.
01:57:26.300 Do you think that you could die 0.81
01:57:27.340 from a jerk-off machine?
01:57:28.180 I mean, 1.00
01:57:28.440 it ripped your dick off, 1.00
01:57:29.560 obviously. 1.00
01:57:29.880 If I know anything
01:57:30.920 from playing The Sims,
01:57:32.460 yes,
01:57:32.740 you can die from that. 0.98
01:57:35.520 If I know anything
01:57:36.760 from playing The Sims,
01:57:38.120 I'll tell you one thing.
01:57:39.420 If I learned anything
01:57:40.300 from playing The Sims,
01:57:41.160 it's that you do not want
01:57:42.160 to remove all the doors
01:57:43.300 from a bathroom
01:57:43.940 while you're inside of it.
01:57:45.020 Yes.
01:57:45.300 Don't do that.
01:57:45.600 Then you also don't want
01:57:46.740 to have sex 0.89
01:57:47.120 more than seven times 0.72
01:57:48.240 in one day. 1.00
01:57:48.860 You will die. 1.00
01:57:49.320 This is a gangster shirt. 0.99
01:57:51.220 If we had a picture
01:57:52.180 of all of us
01:57:52.900 taking a shower.
01:57:53.960 That's great.
01:57:54.800 And then it's a shower game.
01:57:55.780 You know what's coming up?
01:57:56.700 Yeah,
01:57:57.100 some weird green gas.
01:57:59.060 We don't need a picture,
01:58:00.280 Top.
01:58:00.440 You're the artist.
01:58:01.700 Just try it.
01:58:02.520 I don't want to get
01:58:03.060 a shower with all you.
01:58:04.480 He'll be better
01:58:05.120 with the picture.
01:58:06.000 He has to trace it.
01:58:07.400 He has to trace it
01:58:08.160 is the problem.
01:58:08.560 Yeah,
01:58:08.700 that's what I mean.
01:58:09.360 No,
01:58:09.620 I mean a real picture.
01:58:11.020 It would just be...
01:58:11.520 I could draw it,
01:58:12.660 but it would be better
01:58:13.440 if we were all in one spot.
01:58:14.440 Are you trying to get
01:58:14.600 to take a shower together?
01:58:15.500 Is that what you're doing 1.00
01:58:15.900 your fucking homo? 1.00
01:58:17.840 Maybe. 1.00
01:58:18.820 Sounds pretty gay. 0.97
01:58:19.640 What is... 0.96
01:58:20.460 There were six million Jews
01:58:21.480 who were turning to
01:58:22.600 Ash and Lampshades
01:58:23.700 and shot
01:58:24.280 and they're in,
01:58:24.880 you know...
01:58:26.100 There were six million...
01:58:27.600 Ash and Lampshades.
01:58:32.200 Well,
01:58:33.380 it started off with
01:58:34.140 Dubious with six million
01:58:35.100 and got to extremely
01:58:35.980 Dubious with Lampshades. 1.00
01:58:37.140 He stopped 1.00
01:58:37.860 at complete bullshit. 1.00
01:58:38.740 I'm surprised 1.00
01:58:39.260 he didn't drop
01:58:39.760 the soap line.
01:58:41.160 But, you know,
01:58:41.720 so that's his line.
01:58:42.740 Extremely Dubious
01:58:43.920 is where he stops.
01:58:45.120 How could you not
01:58:46.280 look at that guy's face
01:58:47.200 and be like,
01:58:47.600 this guy's clearly
01:58:48.220 a bad guy.
01:58:49.000 The physiognomy
01:58:50.300 of this guy's face.
01:58:51.580 He's lying to me.
01:58:53.380 He's lying to me.
01:58:54.100 I was thinking about this.
01:58:55.400 There is a picture
01:58:56.220 of a shirtless
01:58:56.880 in a pool hugging.
01:58:58.180 That is definitely
01:58:58.840 going to be easy.
01:58:59.220 That could be turned into it.
01:59:00.540 Yeah,
01:59:00.760 that could totally
01:59:01.200 just be us
01:59:01.640 in a shower room together.
01:59:02.700 Wow,
01:59:02.900 we're getting played off.
01:59:07.660 It's like the light
01:59:08.700 at the comedy cellar,
01:59:10.680 whatever they have
01:59:11.100 the light that comes on.
01:59:12.000 The big hook 1.00
01:59:13.420 and just fucking 0.99
01:59:14.220 That's like my life. 0.99
01:59:16.940 I'm trying to make jokes
01:59:17.880 and then I just see the light
01:59:18.860 but it's the light
01:59:19.460 at the end of the tunnel.
01:59:21.160 Yeah,
01:59:21.340 your life is a joke.
01:59:23.000 Yeah,
01:59:23.520 that looks like
01:59:24.000 it's it, guys.
01:59:25.240 It's a wrap on the show.
01:59:26.500 It was a beautiful show. 0.99
01:59:27.620 Hey, real shit though, 0.98
01:59:28.300 the episode I dropped 0.99
01:59:29.380 on Liberty Lockdown today
01:59:30.300 is one of the best
01:59:30.940 because I was so pissed off
01:59:32.200 that I got a strike on YouTube
01:59:33.240 and I held nothing back.
01:59:34.940 Everybody go listen.
01:59:35.820 Watch.
01:59:36.060 Went full Holocaust denial
01:59:37.180 and I don't know why
01:59:38.920 he kept it up on YouTube. 0.99
01:59:40.160 Just retarded. 1.00
01:59:41.520 I made a bunch of 0.99
01:59:42.220 dubious claims,
01:59:43.380 if you will.
01:59:44.180 That would actually
01:59:44.780 would be great
01:59:45.420 if that's the way
01:59:46.100 you got kicked off
01:59:46.840 because you're just like,
01:59:47.520 you know what? 1.00
01:59:47.820 Fuck it, guys. 1.00
01:59:48.380 I just can't anymore. 1.00
01:59:49.420 I can't do it.
01:59:50.380 It didn't happen.
01:59:50.960 I can't deal with
01:59:51.500 their censorship. 1.00
01:59:53.020 That's bullshit. 1.00
01:59:54.680 It is. 1.00
01:59:55.740 Six million is bullshit, guys. 0.99
01:59:57.280 We'll see you next week. 1.00
01:59:58.460 Fuck. 1.00
02:00:04.840 By the way, 1.00
02:00:05.760 how are you doing, Clint?
02:00:06.840 Thanks for joining.
02:00:07.980 Toad left.
02:00:09.060 Toad left because he had,
02:00:10.700 look,
02:00:11.080 we're going to present
02:00:12.040 a new thing this week.
02:00:13.120 It's Tower Gangsta of the Week.
02:00:15.680 This Fanny Willis, 0.79
02:00:18.320 she had a house in Atlanta. 1.00
02:00:21.380 She put nigger and bitch 1.00
02:00:23.020 on the house. 1.00
02:00:23.620 It's her own tower.
02:00:24.980 So in the spirit of Tower Gang,
02:00:26.960 she is our gangsta of the week. 0.94
02:00:29.640 We're going to skip.
02:00:30.380 Look, last week,
02:00:30.980 there was a bunch of views.
02:00:32.100 Rumble had a live around
02:00:35.040 almost 100 and 450, 424.
02:00:38.420 So go check that out.
02:00:39.360 It looks like we're
02:00:39.880 going to move there. 1.00
02:00:40.800 Having sex with your wife. 1.00
02:00:42.340 Look, we came out 1.00
02:00:43.020 with a new yellow pill.
02:00:44.260 If you've got an Asian wife 1.00
02:00:46.000 and you're a white guy,
02:00:46.800 you might want to check out
02:00:47.560 the new yellow pill.
02:00:49.000 It's especially for you.
02:00:50.120 Hymns is for the religious. 1.00
02:00:51.540 Want to have sex with your wife? 1.00
02:00:53.500 Nikki H said, 1.00
02:00:55.480 12 fellas down,
02:00:56.560 one to go.
02:00:57.140 She's an anonymous
02:00:58.080 testimonial on that.
02:00:59.840 We're going to skip
02:01:00.460 all the legal stuff.
02:01:01.280 We're going to get here.
02:01:02.380 Yeah, the N word by Luke.
02:01:04.040 We're still sorry about that.
02:01:05.340 Toad and the Fed 0.99
02:01:06.880 better off dead. 0.98
02:01:08.340 Go check out his show. 0.99
02:01:10.040 Cole was on
02:01:10.880 The Conspiracy Extremist.
02:01:12.440 He's one of our
02:01:13.400 always consistent
02:01:15.200 commenters on here.
02:01:16.880 This is what I don't understand.
02:01:18.640 Top Lobster,
02:01:19.700 Daniel on Nephilim Death Squad.
02:01:22.200 Daniel has,
02:01:23.300 or sorry,
02:01:23.820 David has the sunglasses
02:01:25.500 from like a 70s
02:01:27.140 cop show.
02:01:29.120 And Top Lobster
02:01:30.400 is drinking 0.95
02:01:30.940 with a silly straw 0.98
02:01:33.200 out of a Coke can. 0.97
02:01:34.300 I don't understand that.
02:01:35.480 Really,
02:01:36.000 I must say that,
02:01:37.000 oh my,
02:01:37.480 go check out,
02:01:40.760 I'm going to implore
02:01:41.580 two shows this week.
02:01:43.180 One is the
02:01:44.240 No Way Hill Was A show.
02:01:45.320 He is doing amazing stuff
02:01:46.640 with the Jones Plantation,
02:01:49.340 Jim Jones down there.
02:01:51.140 And also,
02:01:51.840 I'm going to say Clint.
02:01:52.900 He's been amazing.
02:01:54.200 He went nuts today
02:01:55.380 on his show
02:01:56.040 as if someone stole
02:01:57.280 his last mug.
02:01:58.780 Also,
02:01:59.260 by the way,
02:01:59.600 if you check out his show,
02:02:00.680 he uses light mode.
02:02:01.720 I don't understand
02:02:02.480 what that's up about
02:02:03.300 on Twitter,
02:02:03.860 but he does.
02:02:04.940 Top Lobster.com,
02:02:06.120 there's a new
02:02:06.560 Tower Gang specific site.
02:02:09.000 We're getting a bunch
02:02:09.840 of swag out there,
02:02:10.700 so go visit
02:02:11.260 TopLobster.com
02:02:12.500 for all your best stuff.
02:02:14.540 I did a thing
02:02:15.360 about Fannie Willis,
02:02:16.980 how she resembles
02:02:17.980 the Klingons.
02:02:19.000 I would implore you
02:02:19.860 to go watch
02:02:20.300 Drunk Attorney
02:02:21.460 talking about legal stuff.
02:02:23.080 Nothing is better
02:02:23.740 than that.
02:02:24.500 Next week,
02:02:25.020 we're going to talk
02:02:25.500 about another
02:02:25.900 ambiguously gay duo,
02:02:28.120 are we? 0.89
02:02:28.540 And the mystery
02:02:30.040 of the bike.
02:02:31.100 Owen's bike,
02:02:31.860 I think we might
02:02:32.500 have found it.
02:02:33.340 It's the Tower Power Hour
02:02:34.700 Slut. 1.00
02:02:35.300 It's the Tower Power Hour, 1.00
02:02:36.460 bitch. 1.00
02:02:37.060 No way, 1.00
02:02:37.600 Jose.
02:02:38.500 Liberty Lockdown.
02:02:39.720 It's the Tower Power Hour, 1.00
02:02:40.740 bitch. 1.00
02:02:42.240 Reed. 1.00
02:02:44.980 Cole.
02:02:46.560 Top Lobster.
02:02:47.740 And Toad.
02:02:49.120 Tower Gang,
02:02:49.700 Tower Gang,
02:02:50.200 Tower Gang,
02:02:50.680 Tower Gang.
02:02:51.680 Tower Gang,
02:02:52.260 Tower Gang,
02:02:52.760 Tower Gang,
02:02:53.240 Tower Gang.
02:02:53.340 Liberty Lock is truth say.
02:02:55.180 Same with Lobster,
02:02:56.260 Cole,
02:02:56.580 and Jose.
02:02:57.740 Toad is sick,
02:02:58.560 no way, 0.75
02:02:59.080 Jose.
02:02:59.340 It's the Tower Power Hour,
02:03:00.740 slug.
02:03:01.180 They made Dave spit all his
02:03:02.700 Tower Gang,
02:03:03.240 Tower Gang,
02:03:03.740 Tower Gang,
02:03:04.220 Tower Gang.
02:03:04.800 Tower Gang,
02:03:05.660 Tower Gang,
02:03:06.120 Tower Gang,
02:03:06.840 Tower Gang.
02:03:07.180 Tower Gang,
02:03:07.700 Tower Gang,
02:03:08.280 Tower Gang,
02:03:08.580 Tower Gang.
02:03:09.200 They speak Courage,
02:03:10.220 you sped,
02:03:10.740 sped,
02:03:11.200 more than Rogan,
02:03:12.200 you fed,
02:03:12.740 you fed,
02:03:13.180 Truth followers,
02:03:13.780 weathered,
02:03:14.260 timcaste hotel,
02:03:15.200 hotel,
02:03:15.780 more offensive,
02:03:16.760 L.O.S.,
02:03:17.520 no disrespect,
02:03:18.700 more offensive than L.O.S.,
02:03:19.820 no disrespect.
02:03:21.300 Tower Gang,
02:03:21.840 Tower Gang,
02:03:22.340 Tower Gang,
02:03:22.880 Tower Gang.
02:03:23.680 Tower Gang,
02:03:24.180 Over Gang,
02:03:24.240 They made Dave spit all his
02:03:25.740 pain,
02:03:26.120 Tower Gang,
02:03:26.700 Tower Gang,
02:03:27.180 Tower Gang,
02:03:27.720 That's all folks.