Tower Gang - Ep 164 - Little Dick Cope w⧸ Revenge of the Cis

00:00:00.000 hey hey hey hey we're on youtube free r kelly what are we doing

00:00:30.000 i'm not that nice just hold off on the talmud for four more minutes

00:00:38.880 don't call me nice i'm gonna eat your heart out i've got some work to do baby i'm ready i'm ready

00:00:54.360 ready ready i'm not in on the like whatever your schizophrenic shit about the jews was but

00:01:00.740 oh my god

00:01:24.360 well then maybe you should have just let me say it and shut the fuck up so so that's what happened

00:01:43.460 so they're they are

00:01:44.420 i'm ready ready ready to blow my brains out

00:01:48.440 words don't do anything it's permanently nice

00:01:56.560 and i won't feel anything we'll all be laughing with you when you die

00:02:05.020 words don't do anything it's permanently nice

00:02:11.800 i won't feel anything we'll all be laughing with you when you die

00:02:20.320 it's power again wednesday motherfuckers

00:02:31.720 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my dick

00:02:39.920 into toads and mussy

00:02:42.120 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know

00:02:46.220 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny

00:02:49.300 how low is me i'm retarded

00:02:51.940 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're

00:02:55.860 the three of you had a threesome of some kind

00:02:59.940 i was watching it and jerking off

00:03:03.140 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead eight

00:03:10.980 lewis you're like a brother to me

00:03:14.500 donald trump come on tower gang that is

00:03:16.700 tower gang is the most offensive podcast

00:03:19.100 fat dave fuck you man

00:03:21.100 welcome everybody to another live stream edition of tower gang bitch

00:03:34.820 this is the 38th anniversary of our co-host toad not having a valentine's day this is a fucking this is a momentous occasion

00:03:43.100 we're going to be submitting this to the guinness book of world records

00:03:45.980 i am clint russell host of blue tea lockdown

00:03:48.120 we got toad the host of two and a half deads uh or or uh bad bets

00:03:53.160 what's it called dead bets

00:03:55.260 better off dead

00:03:56.580 better off dead

00:03:58.020 we got the host of no way jose jose galison

00:04:00.540 we've got top lobster

00:04:02.600 the progenitor of top lobster.com

00:04:05.240 as well as nephilim death squad

00:04:06.980 and our very special guest this evening

00:04:08.740 the men who need no introduction

00:04:10.740 the power lifting savages themselves

00:04:12.680 revenge of the sis

00:04:14.640 what's up guys

00:04:15.400 just that guy

00:04:17.140 he's the only one that lifts

00:04:18.160 and also

00:04:18.600 i mean i work out a little bit but not on his level

00:04:21.700 yeah let me ask you guys

00:04:22.960 can i just correct him though

00:04:24.080 we very much need an introduction please

00:04:26.220 yeah we do we do

00:04:27.000 yeah nobody knows who we are

00:04:28.600 well the revenge of the sis

00:04:30.000 you guys are fucking

00:04:30.700 you guys are rumble legends

00:04:32.060 well you tell them that

00:04:34.300 yeah seriously

00:04:35.860 you fucking tell them that we're legends

00:04:38.220 and i mean i fucking wish they thought that

00:04:40.820 here's the thing

00:04:41.780 we're not british

00:04:43.100 we're not jimmy door

00:04:45.080 and we're not fucking donald trump jr

00:04:47.200 so we ain't that big at fucking rumble

00:04:49.160 yeah

00:04:49.740 our people know your people

00:04:52.960 yeah

00:04:53.340 now when we compare our show

00:04:55.060 to like other large streamers that are on rumble

00:04:57.400 i think really the biggest mistake we made

00:04:59.280 was not also just continuing to stream on youtube

00:05:01.860 because apparently if you do that

00:05:03.300 they respect the hell out of you over there

00:05:05.460 that's why i'm leaving all the episodes up on youtube man

00:05:10.620 you guys are giving up all the pussy

00:05:13.420 that's what it is

00:05:14.460 you're giving up the pussy

00:05:15.420 and they're just like

00:05:16.260 this is used up pussy player

00:05:17.540 but like the other girl who's doing the other stuff on the side

00:05:20.120 they like that

00:05:21.040 maybe you guys should be a little bit

00:05:22.780 you know

00:05:23.120 cover it up a little bit

00:05:24.580 yeah well we gotta

00:05:26.240 we gotta contractually have to wait a little bit

00:05:28.220 before we cover up our pussy

00:05:29.420 so

00:05:29.920 the jews really do work at rumble

00:05:35.320 is that what you're saying

00:05:36.000 oh no

00:05:36.940 no no

00:05:37.840 actually muslims do

00:05:39.060 but it's

00:05:40.200 it's

00:05:40.480 not look man

00:05:42.300 look rumble's fun

00:05:43.740 honestly

00:05:44.220 you know

00:05:44.860 all that crap aside

00:05:46.100 they're great man

00:05:47.280 i mean our show has been

00:05:48.740 every

00:05:49.060 so much funnier

00:05:50.460 since we didn't have to be on youtube

00:05:51.820 which again wasn't our choice either

00:05:53.340 but

00:05:53.640 i'm shocked

00:05:54.720 this show is on youtube

00:05:56.080 i'm shocked it is too

00:05:57.920 honestly

00:05:58.520 this show

00:05:59.060 no we delete it every week

00:06:00.520 we leave like one episode up

00:06:03.340 maybe

00:06:03.760 toad's slipping

00:06:04.580 there's two right now

00:06:05.460 he was supposed to delete the other one

00:06:06.720 but we leave one up

00:06:07.960 so only one ever strike possible

00:06:09.520 toad's mic's falling apart

00:06:10.840 give the guy a break

00:06:11.700 i like to live life on the edge

00:06:14.160 and now i'm being sabotaged

00:06:15.920 my show is actually called better off fed

00:06:18.240 and my handlers are actually sabotaging my mic here

00:06:21.280 that's uh

00:06:21.960 that's what's going on here

00:06:23.340 actually yeah

00:06:24.080 so last week there was

00:06:25.320 i mean this is getting into like show lore i guess

00:06:27.400 but there was like a crazy confirmation from toad that he literally was a fed

00:06:32.060 and then didn't back down from it

00:06:34.620 i'm genuinely convinced

00:06:36.160 genuinely convinced he's a fed

00:06:37.320 but whatever

00:06:38.000 what can we do with it

00:06:38.780 so here we are

00:06:39.860 he's the lifeblood of the show

00:06:41.900 we can't we can't coexist without him

00:06:43.760 so what are we gonna do

00:06:44.780 i said off

00:06:45.060 i said off the air toad looks like a cool veto

00:06:47.240 that's exactly what you said i think yeah

00:06:50.760 you think he looks italian

00:06:51.920 i'm i'm most definitely italian

00:06:54.940 no you're not

00:06:55.640 he's like italian jew

00:06:58.160 is what he looks like

00:06:59.140 he might be italian

00:07:01.100 he might

00:07:01.360 not a jew

00:07:02.340 don't let the cock

00:07:03.240 Italians are just spaghetti jews

00:07:04.980 they're cheap like them too

00:07:06.000 it's the same thing

00:07:06.820 yeah he's greasy

00:07:07.820 that's why his mic keeps slipping off the mic arm

00:07:09.900 hold on

00:07:11.320 let me just bring this up

00:07:12.460 because i feel like

00:07:13.180 we're just not going to talk about this guy being a fucking like literal fed

00:07:16.500 yeah so we isolated

00:07:17.940 we isolated his mic audio

00:07:19.280 because he denied

00:07:20.080 what had transpired

00:07:21.200 so go ahead and run it

00:07:22.020 because i can't

00:07:24.280 i can't reveal

00:07:25.320 i can't reveal the truth

00:07:27.580 what

00:07:28.860 i didn't say that

00:07:30.460 what

00:07:31.080 god damn it

00:07:33.120 how did they figure this out

00:07:34.200 i'm not a fed

00:07:36.620 this is damning evidence guys

00:07:39.160 that's pretty conclusive to me

00:07:40.420 that's exactly what a fed would say

00:07:41.940 he's a terrible fed though

00:07:44.760 because he admitted it

00:07:45.600 live on air

00:07:46.480 with a hot mic

00:07:47.260 and he said

00:07:47.820 i can't reveal the truth

00:07:49.000 is that just what i want you to think

00:07:50.480 i mean i think at this point

00:07:52.080 everyone's a fed

00:07:52.760 whether they want to be or not

00:07:53.980 i don't think we have a choice anymore

00:07:55.360 why would anybody want anyone to think they're a fed

00:07:57.660 that's like literally

00:07:58.720 like that's like going around jail being like

00:08:00.780 yeah sex crimes with children

00:08:02.260 no i wanted to

00:08:03.100 lying because you robbed a bank

00:08:06.260 and you're like

00:08:06.700 no i diddle the kid bro

00:08:08.160 i did not rob a bank

00:08:09.440 by the by the way

00:08:12.940 i sleep really hard

00:08:14.200 and if you have a shank

00:08:15.020 uh my my bunk is

00:08:16.400 two one three four five

00:08:17.520 i sleep like a baby

00:08:19.200 who again

00:08:19.920 i fuck

00:08:20.840 on the red

00:08:21.640 so kill this guy

00:08:23.860 if you have enough power

00:08:25.400 to have been to epstein's island

00:08:26.940 nobody's gonna fuck with you

00:08:28.120 yeah no that's well

00:08:30.240 what are you saying

00:08:31.540 hillary clinton will fuck with you

00:08:33.400 yeah what does that mean toad

00:08:35.100 like explain yourself

00:08:37.620 i don't i don't take what he says as jokes anymore

00:08:39.800 i take them like threats after last week

00:08:41.860 what did did you just like threaten one of us

00:08:44.000 or was that

00:08:44.380 i don't think they're threats

00:08:45.480 i think they're called orders

00:08:46.440 when it comes from the fbi

00:08:47.700 i'll think they're orders

00:08:49.000 or strong suggestions

00:08:51.160 yeah

00:08:51.900 toad can you can you level with us

00:08:53.720 was that just some elaborate bit

00:08:55.180 that you didn't fill us in on

00:08:56.160 or are you actually an fbi agent

00:08:57.320 i'm genuinely terrified

00:08:58.240 i'm i will not elaborate

00:09:01.880 all right let me test this out

00:09:03.740 hey do you want me to go kidnap the governor

00:09:06.620 yes or no

00:09:08.360 which governor

00:09:09.780 i think you're supposed to tell him which

00:09:14.760 the weird thing is though

00:09:15.700 he's never tried to get us to do anything illegal

00:09:17.740 like if anything he's a stick in the mud

00:09:19.660 when we're trying to do a legal thing

00:09:20.880 so it's really weird

00:09:21.720 yeah but why would he

00:09:21.840 why would he you guys do it on your own

00:09:23.640 like this this guy

00:09:25.060 this is the cushiest fed gig in the world

00:09:26.660 he just has to show up

00:09:27.840 and let you guys be yourselves

00:09:28.960 that was our theory

00:09:29.980 yeah that he's just like

00:09:31.000 fell in love with us

00:09:31.780 and like this is such an easy

00:09:32.880 fucking you know

00:09:34.220 stick just fucking ride this

00:09:35.760 fed job out

00:09:36.600 he said things like

00:09:38.180 when we

00:09:38.760 every time we meet up live

00:09:39.860 he always says like

00:09:40.920 i'm scared you guys are gonna kill me

00:09:42.760 and like we're never

00:09:43.820 we never get physical with him

00:09:45.400 or anything like that

00:09:46.380 but he's legitimately terrified

00:09:47.740 that we're gonna like kill him

00:09:49.040 and it's i'm like

00:09:49.960 oh it's because he's a fed

00:09:50.800 he thinks that we might figure it out

00:09:52.420 maybe he's just a pussy

00:09:52.600 he thinks that his cover's gonna be blown

00:09:56.020 and we're gonna take him out

00:09:57.600 but honestly like until he

00:09:59.420 he kept asking us that

00:10:00.640 every time we hung out in person

00:10:02.140 i never had thought about it

00:10:03.600 and now that's all i think about

00:10:04.920 yeah and that first time

00:10:07.040 or whenever i was vomiting

00:10:08.100 all over the place

00:10:08.840 i don't know what that was about

00:10:09.840 the anti-cyanide pill

00:10:13.260 they made you take

00:10:14.100 didn't take

00:10:16.740 all right let's let's do mailbag

00:10:18.260 we're we're fucking

00:10:19.080 humbling the bumbling over here

00:10:20.720 mailbag

00:10:21.700 we got uh

00:10:22.960 mark vestibule

00:10:24.280 you guys check your fan mail

00:10:24.920 we do

00:10:26.160 mark vestibule

00:10:27.700 he uh

00:10:28.080 he contributes every week

00:10:29.340 he asks

00:10:30.220 as future leaders

00:10:31.220 of the tower gang militia

00:10:32.420 how will you wield

00:10:33.360 your legion of autistic retards

00:10:35.580 oh domestic terrorism easy

00:10:37.100 yeah

00:10:38.800 all right

00:10:39.160 i mean uh

00:10:40.520 look i didn't

00:10:41.620 i didn't want to

00:10:42.360 electrical systems

00:10:43.540 infrastructure

00:10:44.240 power grids

00:10:45.140 i mean it's simple

00:10:45.920 let's say there's a parade

00:10:47.280 let's say there's a super bowl parade

00:10:51.180 in i don't know

00:10:51.820 kansas city or something

00:10:52.660 something like that

00:10:53.260 right right

00:10:53.940 yeah that's a great place

00:10:55.820 so wait a minute

00:10:57.640 so your guys's plan

00:10:58.640 is to go back in time

00:10:59.800 30 years and destroy

00:11:00.820 the black community

00:11:01.660 yeah

00:11:03.280 i mean they'll do that

00:11:05.140 by themselves

00:11:05.740 you don't really have to do it

00:11:06.940 but just leave them alone

00:11:07.840 just chuck a few crack rocks

00:11:09.860 accelerate the process

00:11:10.940 you know

00:11:11.280 how many people

00:11:12.900 remember bush jr

00:11:14.300 was just on tv

00:11:14.980 holding like a felonious

00:11:16.080 amount of crack

00:11:16.760 that's one of my favorite videos

00:11:18.280 in the world

00:11:19.160 tyler

00:11:20.320 tyler go ahead and pull that up

00:11:21.680 he's just like

00:11:22.960 you know what this is

00:11:24.480 a fucking good time

00:11:25.900 if i get my hands on it

00:11:27.180 has any

00:11:28.600 let's let's go around the panel

00:11:29.560 anybody ever smoked crack before

00:11:30.720 no

00:11:31.420 i've done cocaine a few times

00:11:32.400 wait not around the panel

00:11:33.460 just

00:11:33.700 bottom

00:11:34.740 bottom right

00:11:35.540 like

00:11:35.900 i'm asking you guys

00:11:37.140 wait you guys want to admit to this

00:11:38.320 with me here

00:11:38.960 who gives a shit

00:11:39.860 i live in

00:11:40.760 what does it matter

00:11:41.880 you guys make it

00:11:42.760 i live in florida

00:11:43.760 so

00:11:44.560 a cocaine yes

00:11:45.620 crack no

00:11:46.560 what's the difference

00:11:48.480 uh

00:11:49.980 okay okay

00:11:51.700 rich people do one of them

00:11:53.340 and black people do the other

00:11:54.440 there's been a lot of rich crackheads

00:11:57.640 bobby and whitney

00:11:58.520 what you're saying is black

00:11:59.600 do crack

00:12:00.360 but they're black

00:12:00.900 taylor

00:12:01.780 i think

00:12:02.080 black

00:12:02.500 black

00:12:03.080 black

00:12:03.340 but you said

00:12:04.780 i thought you were comparing

00:12:05.740 you said poor people

00:12:06.720 rich people drugs

00:12:07.640 well okay

00:12:08.520 white people

00:12:09.360 yeah

00:12:10.060 also a certain kind of rich

00:12:13.160 right

00:12:13.740 right

00:12:14.000 right

00:12:14.160 right

00:12:14.240 right

00:12:14.480 right

00:12:14.780 right

00:12:15.080 right

00:12:16.580 right

00:12:17.080 this

00:12:17.280 this is

00:12:19.080 crack

00:12:19.440 bro

00:12:20.620 sweet

00:12:21.040 break it out

00:12:21.820 let's go

00:12:23.100 drug enforcement agents

00:12:24.520 i got a torch later in the fucking kitchen

00:12:26.560 let's go

00:12:27.000 you know he had two baggies but george george jr took one

00:12:30.080 that looks like parmesan cheese

00:12:33.260 yeah that's what i was gonna say is masiago or some shit

00:12:36.320 what's really crazy is while he's sitting there holding this crack and it's fucking barbers in the back blowing mr t like what a weird life

00:12:42.400 mistake

00:12:42.760 that's my cover i claim that i'm italian so i have all these baggies you just think it's a

00:12:48.240 bunch of italian cheeses but it's actually cocaine that was fake crack by the way they

00:12:52.320 don't there's no rocks that are that fucking big i don't even care if the d well yeah when

00:12:55.920 they come directly from the cia they come like uncut they don't know when they pick that up

00:13:00.960 that's not how crack works you have to cook it and they don't they're not gonna cook it and

00:13:05.440 fucking huge giant rocks like that it's not how it works you take out the chisel you know

00:13:10.640 you've only you've only seen the lower level of the production uh line like at the highest level

00:13:16.480 it's just big old pure crack little bricks big old cubes that's where the blacks came up with uh

00:13:23.280 faux chisel my nizzle i thought it's because it couldn't speak english that too all right yo royce

00:13:32.480 there's a rule in the show don't bail them out let that one sit i wasn't bailing it out i just

00:13:36.480 wanted to make fun of black people no i couldn't resist it my whole game is that i throw lobs to

00:13:44.160 the rest of you guys marsh can you see can you see the screen yeah i'm not blind i'm just i just feel

00:13:51.040 like with sunglasses on you can't see like really see i feel like you you put the sunglasses on and

00:13:55.920 then got stuck with that look now is that what happened no i it's fucking bright in here

00:14:00.880 oh my god all the time or i don't know maybe he's a federal no i'm high all the time too and

00:14:07.760 i don't hide that fact the real story behind the sunglasses was i was gonna i had two sets of these

00:14:12.800 frames i was gonna get the clear ones and the sunglasses i have my old glasses anyway so when

00:14:17.920 i went in to get the prescription filled i was like all right well what is the what's the difference

00:14:21.680 whatever so i'm like do the sunglasses first because the sunglasses were like i don't know 300 and

00:14:26.400 something for the lenses and they were like come back we'll do the clear ones later and the clear ones

00:14:30.400 were like 700 and something and i'm like yeah these are fine so you guys like walk around all

00:14:36.000 day with that those are prescription sunglasses yeah that's why i have i have my old glasses like

00:14:42.000 if i'm driving at night you know what i mean like i'm not just driving around at 11 o'clock at night

00:14:47.280 with sunglasses on like let's go like i have my old ones i'll put on like but i only wear them at

00:14:53.600 night when i'm driving merge the type of to wear sunglasses all the time like i thought that that

00:14:58.720 that was just a thing that you did for the so now they're oh mersh right they associate the glasses

00:15:04.240 i hate everything a i hate 90 of what i experience every day if i could wear fucking earplugs and do

00:15:10.400 this show somehow i would this leads me into my my next natural question are you guys like opie and

00:15:15.840 anthony where you're you you work together but you absolutely despise each other is there some sort of

00:15:20.320 oh good we do this one time marsh was eating grapes on air and you know it's so funny people

00:15:26.960 have been saying that's it guys it's over forever marsh and i have known each other way before the

00:15:31.760 show too right we've been doing this on and off because we had a show before revenge of the sis

00:15:36.640 called the fifth circle so like we we had like probably 13 14 years we've been doing this we're

00:15:43.040 friends so there are moments we legit we hate each other like there are moments we legit hate each

00:15:49.600 other's guts for like an hour it's not passive aggressive we'll yell at each other on air

00:15:58.000 that was gay right yeah one time we screamed at each other for like 40 minutes in new york in front

00:16:02.800 of virgie and pesi our producers and they were like we flew them out to new york to come for this trip and

00:16:07.840 like work for us and they just used like they you've never seen two guys more uncomfortable because

00:16:13.120 they're just like do we still have like the airbnb tonight and like how does this work yeah so so it's

00:16:19.680 like i'm fine i stormed off i went to a bar i got drunk i came back the next day we had lunch we're

00:16:24.560 like it's fine dude we're all mad we're all tense it's we were just tired is it is that what's what's

00:16:30.320 the key to your longevity is it to just just not be passive aggressive just like yell at each other

00:16:35.600 whenever should go to bed angry at each other the sex the sex keeps it together no no the sex

00:16:40.640 it's it's it's you know what it's co-hosts lab bed death like we don't really have sex

00:16:45.280 yeah it's an irish divorce yeah we're that yeah we're that we're the merit gobble that hasn't

00:16:49.840 fucked in years yeah you know we're staying together for the kids that's what we call our local people

00:16:55.680 that's what we call separate beds stay together for the kids nah man because we have a problem we just

00:17:00.560 we normally just tell each other like we're not women like that's the problem like

00:17:03.680 the opie and anthony thing and keep in mind opie and anthony one time i think were the

00:17:07.680 fucking one of the funniest shows maybe next to ron and fez right yeah and and but like they genuinely

00:17:13.920 hated each other for fucking years and it was because there were passive aggressive cunts that

00:17:19.280 would never just talk to each other you know it was just all this behind the scenes and they had

00:17:23.680 all these fucking factions and then opie decided to film somebody in the bathroom and was wondered why

00:17:28.080 they got fired from serious i think there was bad blood too because opie also was like i'm the boss

00:17:34.560 and then it's like that kind of made it a little weird yeah that was weird like where it's you like

00:17:39.680 i've always said dude if you're gonna do a show with two guys you gotta do 50 50. if you don't do 50 50

00:17:46.320 you've already opened up a door down the road for somebody to be like oh really 51 49 huh yeah i'm

00:17:52.480 doing this where you're doing 51 49 see how and then hold on what do you think i'm gonna have to

00:17:56.720 renegotiate my deal with luke clint because yo that that percentage is something like 99 and one

00:18:03.520 that's the that's and the girl that gets she doesn't even get points she's just there to

00:18:07.120 fucking sweep the floor and get yelled at is that is that what's what's going on there clint no no it's

00:18:12.240 definitely not 99 to one i don't i don't think it's uh polite to discuss publicly but it ain't 50 50.

00:18:17.760 but he's coming he's coming with a much disgusted publicly yeah but yours is 50 50 it's it's pretty

00:18:23.040 easy exactly i think you wanted him to say it i think you just proved this point yeah

00:18:31.200 no i get it i know for us it's always been like when we started this like it was you know every

00:18:35.840 time we do something we always go we always text each other but like is this cool what do you think

00:18:39.120 whatever i mean that's pretty much the way it works it's worked with us i mean again yeah we have

00:18:43.520 like we've had fights we have disagreements we've been doing this for a long time but it's that

00:18:47.600 being said it's like you know i've no merch for ever you know what i mean so yeah and one of the

00:18:52.160 key things too is to like be an adult and sometimes like to pick your battles and go all right i am

00:18:58.000 vietnamese opposed to this however this is a subject i care a little about you know what i mean like

00:19:04.240 we might disagree about a particular thing and then one of us will win out because the other one

00:19:08.240 will be like yeah i'm against it but i don't really care and then the next time they got somebody else

00:19:15.920 has something dumb you'd be like well he did that dumb for me sorry i find whatever you want

00:19:19.680 yeah so sometimes it's a dumb idea but it's not going to tank the brand you're like yeah i mean

00:19:24.560 i guess man i don't even know how to tank this brand anymore because there's no way to tank it

00:19:31.120 like have you seen our on rumble like the things that we say like i sense because you know top was

00:19:36.400 talking to me after he's like yeah you know think about doing some stuff on rumble and i go

00:19:39.280 and i was like you could get away with literally anything over there he's like now and i sent him our

00:19:43.440 juvenile song and i was like i'm telling you literally anything unless you're calling for

00:19:48.480 like direct violence we i take the ceo on twitter and called him the gay f slur and he invited us to

00:19:54.560 vegas for slap fight i'm pretty sure i accused accused the ceo of rumble of having some part of

00:20:00.880 9 11 while we were on while we stole elijah schaefer's show i think i said something like that so i was

00:20:06.240 like yeah this is this is how we do it man rumbles the way he works with some israelis so

00:20:13.760 everybody works with some israelis okay you can't not me buddy no he's definitely jokingly like

00:20:18.720 arranged domestic terrorism before we go ha ha ha after and they've been crazy right like crazy if

00:20:24.160 but don't but it'll be crazy right see total always complains that we talk too much to him but like

00:20:29.680 honestly we're just trying not to be passive aggressive this is this is about trying to keep us

00:20:33.360 together toad this is why we have honestly aside from toad's hissy fits we've had like maybe

00:20:38.240 one or two actual times people in the gang legitimately are upset with each other you know

00:20:42.000 what's going to break the gang up never hold on this right here i just saw his gay ass in the chat uh

00:20:47.200 what someone well he wasn't supposed to be here we wouldn't have done five

00:20:52.000 liz is our yoko there he goes he's literally our yoko i'm calling it now oh cool cole is he's the fifth

00:20:57.760 co-host obviously we would have switched somebody out for him but he wasn't allowed to come on today

00:21:02.240 oh well that's always good to have five co-hosts that's a good thing i always say the more the

00:21:06.800 merrier you know i'm a big fan of all those comics people that get together and like

00:21:12.480 scream about disney putting pronouns in marvel comics uh let's have 50 people on and be and be

00:21:18.400 angry at that dude shots fired chrissy mayor oh jesus christ nobody cares nobody cares nobody

00:21:26.000 a bunch of mid-women and a bunch of bald nerds hanging out being like pronouns yeah over here

00:21:32.480 a bunch of bald nerds saying racist things that yeah that's where it's at yeah yeah if cole is

00:21:38.960 not able to be here how is he able to be in the chat that's what i'm he's such a

00:21:42.720 bitch dude oh one valentine's is that i'm trying to understand what's about it doesn't that he's in

00:21:48.960 the bathroom he's in the bathroom and he's sending a secret message like hey guys i'm listening but you know

00:21:53.760 he's got an earbud listening to us while he's shitting hiding from liz and right so he has a

00:21:58.240 boner while he's doing it here's the thing here's what happened though like because my wife like

00:22:02.240 she's like valentine's day we'll do something on the weekend they're not doing anything i think that

00:22:05.920 they're so like possessed by demons that they're literally having sex they're like sexual addicts

00:22:11.520 i think and that's why she gets mad at him so like if he's on too late i believe this i believe

00:22:16.640 this he said i didn't take the trash out i got grounded he said two one before that i didn't even get

00:22:20.320 warmth tonight like see see the thing that's crazy about sex what the thing the thing that's

00:22:25.280 crazy about this though is that like top's wife is cool like liz is just terrible like why would you

00:22:30.240 actually listen it's rough he's not even here he can't defend himself that was like really that was

00:22:42.800 like really mean but women are yeah by the way you know why you didn't get any warmth tonight

00:22:48.720 because you you did you refer to it as warmth you should have been like baby come on i like i took

00:22:54.560 you out tonight like you went to morton's like suck my dick give me some of that gosh my dick don't be

00:23:00.160 an asshole let me get a piece that hatchet wound yeah she got mad for taking the trash out he should

00:23:06.240 have said what i did take you to dinner oh here's the thing you guys you guys misunderstand the

00:23:12.800 relationship he has which is very bizarre his him and his wife the type of type of people to sit on

00:23:18.720 a couch their friend would say something like i suck dick really good and his wife would say oh yeah

00:23:24.160 prove it to me and then that actually happens oh so he would have to so his friend would have to suck

00:23:29.200 someone's dick he's not understanding the situation all right so this is how we just watch yeah yeah

00:23:38.160 no cole's cole's cole's wife absolutely runs in their household but but yeah i have friends that

00:23:44.800 are faggots no no but no but hold on hold up hold up but then then she'll invite girlfriends over

00:23:49.440 they're always mid they have to be made they can't be attractive but oh what yeah no no but they're

00:23:54.320 females and and they'll just randomly declare for no apparent reason that they're good at sucking

00:23:59.680 dick and then his wife will just be like yeah prove it and then she'll make her friend

00:24:03.440 suck cole's dick so like a chick no here like okay i was confused because top said it from the

00:24:09.120 perspective of like let's say you're hanging out with him as a friend i thought it was like let's say

00:24:13.200 you're a bro and you're hanging out with them as a couple and you say you suck a dick he says all right

00:24:19.040 dude then suck this dude's dick dude i thought it was that i was very confused yeah

00:24:24.160 no that makes more sense that makes a lot more sense we're saying hey abusive relationship but

00:24:28.560 occasionally he gets his dick sucked by his wife's friends i think even i think even that's abusive

00:24:33.440 i don't think he's like he's consenting to these threesomes because he's having three

00:24:36.800 oh god yeah that sounds terrible oh yeah how do you live like that it must be the worst thing in the

00:24:41.120 world i'd kill myself and then i jerk off to some some of them but the other thing that doesn't make

00:24:45.680 sense is that that's actually true yeah yeah that's true is why why is the the mid rule in place if

00:24:52.800 there's the other uh aspect of this where cole like can't come from a blowjob from his wife so

00:24:59.680 even if like the other that's the yeah i can't come from a blowjob from cole's wife

00:25:07.120 it was right there you put it up on the rim i just tapped it in i think we found the common

00:25:12.400 denominator not being able to bust from blowjobs here doesn't she have to also be bad at blowjobs like for

00:25:17.440 this to work no you just get bored with that mouth no let's let's go around the panel has anyone

00:25:23.360 gotten off from one of loses blowjobs anybody never not once i can honestly say i don't even know if

00:25:30.000 i got off watching them have a threesome i don't know i don't i don't know because i don't know who's

00:25:35.120 on the other side of the glory hole so maybe i'm not gonna say but like maybe you know all right

00:25:40.560 so it's always a check in my book yeah so that's the best part of this is like that's the lore behind

00:25:46.480 cole and i one time i stuck my dick in a glory hole and when i got my dick back it had chewing

00:25:50.960 tobacco on it i swear it was still a chick is that a real story no

00:26:00.640 i've done some weird sex i've never stuck my dick through a mystery hole in the wall

00:26:07.120 like i won't even put my hand in there that's stunning dude you seem like that guy like i

00:26:12.400 i do no i very much do but no my sleaze has a ceiling believe it or not yeah but does it have

00:26:18.880 a wall with a hole in it there is a ceiling but there's also a hole so all right next next mail back

00:26:31.120 question please oh fuck uh aocd's asks which do you think is more likely to happen oh no he's asking

00:26:39.840 us about politics which is more likely to happen a no election will happen due to martial law or

00:26:46.320 world war iii b b the regime is going to rig it so biden wins c trump wins and the media treats it

00:26:53.680 as the holocaust 2.0 b and c are the close ones i think b b is the correct answer if it's c it's the

00:27:00.800 balla cost it just seems it feels like all signs are pointing to trump right but it does feel like

00:27:08.720 they're gonna just do the biden thing four years ago too so yeah and i know but even more so now like

00:27:17.360 now it's like a big neon sign and saying like yo this is the guy there's just no way and if they do

00:27:22.400 it again that's so demeaning to the people they're gonna run michelle obama and they're gonna be like

00:27:26.880 yay strong black woman she's that'd be married that's a cool black guy dude if they're trying

00:27:32.000 to accelerate though getting biden off is the way to do it because people start spiraling because

00:27:37.280 but biden can't get off with a blowjob either so that's the

00:27:42.000 see you just made me you just made me think about his cum face and that sucks you made me think about liz

00:27:47.200 sucking biden's dick and now i kind of turned on now i was thinking of biden sniffing little

00:27:52.160 children right now so thanks for that i'm an accelerationist at this point so the way i see

00:27:56.960 it if you if you two are an accelerationist the way you do it is you vote red down the board locally

00:28:02.160 and then just at the top levels vote blue and then be like let's go it's gonna get like texas already

00:28:08.000 wants to secede florida's not far behind let's create an even bigger rift between local and federal

00:28:13.680 governments actually i like that idea i love that actually that's a great idea speed up the secession yeah

00:28:19.120 yeah yeah yeah i'm gonna vote for the most right-wing conservatives across the board in florida and

00:28:23.760 then when we get to federal i'm gonna be like all right who's the one with who's the chick with the

00:28:27.920 dick let's go which one who's the chick with the dick that wants to introduce an income tax in florida

00:28:35.360 i'm voting for you good luck ma'am the new president will be uh rachel levine the tranny who's the uh the

00:28:44.160 health uh director oh thank you steve if you go to our if you go to what we go to our twitter we

00:28:47.840 have a big fan of our show she gave us a shout out if you go to rotc uh radio on twitter twitter

00:28:53.680 she gave us a big shout out one of our fans said it was a trance day of visibility too and our fan

00:28:58.880 ran into her at the airport at the airport he goes i just want to give a big shout out to royce and

00:29:04.080 mersch from rotc i don't think she said rt it might have been rotc because he might oh that's right

00:29:10.720 because he was because fake military chick fake military uh-huh can we find this video oh wow

00:29:16.400 yeah it's uh rotc radio i think it's the pin i don't think we've ever unpinned it we've never

00:29:21.600 been more proud of anything tyler can you find that yeah it's a pin if not i go i'll grab it i can grab

00:29:28.640 it yeah but i know this is like super black build and we're trying to be funny but i honestly think

00:29:32.880 that we're probably going to end up in a major war before the election yeah sorry nice let's go

00:29:37.920 let's just be honest are you guys actually excited about this i am i'm done yeah after i was i you

00:29:45.120 know what i had hope up until the tom mcdonald ben shapiro rap video and i said let's just go

00:29:51.200 just launch the nukes let's do it what would happen uh here it is that was the case oh here it is

00:29:58.080 hello mike and royce this is emerald rachel levine and just saying hi and uh happy friends day of

00:30:04.880 invisibility did she say mike mike yeah yeah it's my real name that's amazing yeah not expect top to

00:30:12.240 respect the pronouns i bet you didn't think anything about it because i did say she immediately thought

00:30:17.280 like the rotc program like or whatever yeah like oh yeah of course yeah for sure and she's a military

00:30:24.240 guy so what does that mean about her breath is am i am i not based because i did just call her she

00:30:32.560 i'm having like a fucking no dude it slips i do the same thing sometimes the problem is i've called

00:30:38.320 blair white she before and look at those hips and shoulders yeah you know it happens i would

00:30:46.480 you know what it is top it's not that you're not based is that you actually you are based because in

00:30:50.160 your head you you still the rachel is a woman name so you say she because it's rachel you know

00:30:56.400 because they're liars and you know i looked at her it's instinct i looked at her and i said i see

00:31:01.920 again i said i really want to respect her feelings i'm going to use her correct pronoun here you know

00:31:06.400 what it is an old old male tranny looks like an old woman sometimes like i've seen women that look

00:31:11.520 like that yeah you're like yeah they end up looking like an old lesbian bookstore owner that's also

00:31:17.120 sell smoothies or like willie nelson i love that that cole's so upset that we're dogging on his wife

00:31:24.080 that he's just chatting disses to us there's nothing wrong with my beard it's old velcro yeah that's

00:31:29.440 fine i don't give a that's fine i mean look we're just not so that we can't do our show it's

00:31:35.440 yeah it's it's only the same exact time every week it's not like this could be something to be

00:31:40.000 worked around i don't know very very low commitment i'm just saying but anyways yeah i really feel bad

00:31:44.720 after me go get your double blow job and leave us alone we're like poor guy what a poor guy this

00:31:51.760 guy is shut up i mean it's just it's just super offensive that he's in the chat but he's not on

00:31:56.240 the show that's what that's what rubs me the wrong way if the beer honestly i'm i'm concerned for him

00:32:01.200 i'm concerned for him though because i it again i don't i don't think it's consensual i think that

00:32:04.960 she makes him do this stuff oh yeah of course he's barely he's oh he's basically retarded this person

00:32:10.640 oh honey i don't want to get my dick sucked by this other woman oh don't make me do it

00:32:15.360 aren't there laws to protect the mentally deficient i mean no once once the president like honestly i

00:32:22.000 don't i think you can pretty much do whatever you want now right it's over it's over for the tards

00:32:27.040 there's no protections left you can be the president you don't get special treatment yeah it doesn't

00:32:30.560 fucking matter you get whatever you want we've watched a love on the spectrum and some of that

00:32:34.400 shit they make those fucking retards who's hilarious oh my god my my wife told me you know

00:32:39.440 the guy that like has like the sword collection and yeah like renaissance fair stuff my wife was

00:32:44.080 immediately like that is you if you had slightly less social like sensibilities like i was on the

00:32:48.960 show it is so great that show we've been watching for our locals when we when we have what's

00:32:55.040 that guy's name what's the rent fair guy's name merch again james james james rules yeah he got

00:33:01.200 so mad over that kitchen fee yeah he was like yeah he went to a restaurant first date like this

00:33:06.400 guy's not he goes and even the restaurant they go oh excuse me what's this kitchen fee and we're

00:33:11.440 going like bro just let it go it's like four bucks man like yeah you're right you know what you're right

00:33:17.840 and fuck that restaurant but right now is not the time like that's the thing tomorrow that type of

00:33:23.360 autistic person and we figured it out with toad they're very cheap and you'll see that in every

00:33:28.320 date that's where they up they'll be like so i like lions and then other girl says i like lions too

00:33:32.800 then the check comes and no matter what their parents told them the parents like listen when it

00:33:36.480 comes pay it they get it and they go they start sweating and they go you want to split this yeah

00:33:43.760 every time and that's how toad is toad you are that level of autistic you could be on this show

00:33:49.440 oh i love him let's do it play it this is bear in mind this is me he looks like getty lee

00:34:01.360 and he kind of sounds like uh if you've ever watched comedy fight club he talks like matt moran

00:34:06.080 you do not need a fully functional double-edged sword

00:34:14.080 first off first off he can have whatever kind of sword he wants he's an adult

00:34:18.000 yeah would you would you rather have an autistic son that's like 40 years old living with you

00:34:22.640 forever or down syndrome son that's living with you for autistic i want both for different reasons

00:34:28.400 it's literally the two wolves inside of me like the one that gets super obsessed about

00:34:32.560 shit and the other one that's like retarded and just loves life like those are my two wolves

00:34:37.200 one's the house retard and one's the field retard

00:34:43.920 one in the yard you know pull on the fucking farm

00:34:48.080 i could train an autistic son really wet snacks i could train an autistic son to be like good at

00:34:56.000 sports betting or like cow cow card counting you know what i mean like that at the very least i could

00:35:02.080 do something with the kid like he'll be weird regardless but i could take him to vegas the

00:35:07.040 the hilarious thing about the sports betting though is that you actually have to like gauge like the

00:35:10.480 human emotion that's involved in it that's how i do it so it's no mercy it's gonna be the cavaliers by

00:35:17.440 two and you're like what all right i trust you what what blows my mind is when they set up the the

00:35:23.920 autistics with the the like full-blown tards and the like this is a serious question yeah it is a weird

00:35:30.000 mismatch like they're not yeah this is a serious question though or like if you are autistic like

00:35:35.920 all right toad just answer me honestly when you're around a retard do you even notice depends on the

00:35:42.960 retard

00:35:48.960 oh this guy the parkour retard oh yes he's awesome that's gino that's actually gino from uh the whole

00:35:55.600 show oh look at that yeah it's gene bean would you would you notice if that guy did that next to you

00:36:04.400 i would just think he like because that's the thing too there's a lot of like that level of

00:36:08.400 people that are kind of downsy but they're not right and they kind of have that look and they're

00:36:13.120 a little weird but you're like nah he's cool though like he's whatever he could be an uber driver at

00:36:18.080 least like and then there's full-on downs that if you got in an uber you'd be like oh no we're not

00:36:24.720 making it to the ballpark who would you rather have we're not making it to the chief's victory parade

00:36:30.400 damn all right all right marsh you walk into the airplane you look left in the cockpit

00:36:36.160 who would you rather have three black women or three down syndrome white men i was gonna say i was

00:36:41.280 gonna you know the worst part was if he didn't say white man i was gonna ask him to specify

00:36:46.000 the downs because if they were trained and only being pilots they'd be very calm they'd have no

00:36:52.640 concept of death which is that's kind of what i want i want them to be like i don't know they told

00:36:58.160 me push this button and pulled this one pinky and they just fucking land it like denzel washington in

00:37:04.160 flight oh yeah i'd rather have a downs yeah than a woman dude i one time all right so i used to work

00:37:09.920 for this place back in the day called medford chemist and it was a prescription drug like it was a

00:37:15.680 pharmacy right but they like barely had like a actual brick and mortar pharmacy it was mostly

00:37:21.120 a warehouse and we delivered we had a contract with all the state like you know nut houses and

00:37:27.280 and uh so one time i'm out in the van and bro god damn dude you i was always by the book i never did

00:37:33.600 anything i wasn't i did steal some of the pill bottles from that place because those were tight like

00:37:38.400 you get the orange bottles with the caps and sometimes i'd steal like that from there but i never

00:37:43.200 stole like drugs because i was that was so restricted like you'd get caught but i delivered

00:37:48.560 all these powerful benzos and like ssris all the time and i would drive to all these state run homes

00:37:53.920 so one time i drive to one and this chick like it was a nice fancy one and it was like in the five

00:37:59.920 towns area and i ring the doorbell and i got the bag of drugs and i yeah i'm always got to sign it off

00:38:04.320 with some order so this chick answers the door right and she looks like almost like the kirsten duncy chick

00:38:10.560 from the autistic show like she doesn't look retarded at all cursed like christian yeah

00:38:18.560 there's a cute autist on the show that he's and she's awful okay but like so this chick but

00:38:23.200 she's chick wasn't wearing like normal clothes she was wearing scrubs and like

00:38:26.960 so like i thought like oh an employee you know so like i ring and this like chick answers the door

00:38:32.000 and she's kind of cute and she's like and she's like smiling and i'm like hey what's going on uh

00:38:37.440 met for chemists sign off on these drugs and she's like yeah and i'm like can i get your number yeah

00:38:45.760 so you want to sign for these drugs and like what are you doing and like before i could even think

00:38:50.880 that's like go like are you do you work here somebody came over and was like hey hang on she's

00:38:55.440 one of y'all signed for it she's actually one of the patients i was like wow that would have fooled me

00:39:02.800 she just seemed really happy oh that's so great and she looked weird oh she was actually kind of

00:39:08.000 cute it was like ah and then like it did get uncomfortable there was a good 90 seconds of

00:39:13.440 okay so are we gonna do this or what because i gotta get out of here hey tyler tyler do me a huge

00:39:18.960 favor and play this this date with tanner on love of the spectrum season two he's dating this this

00:39:25.280 tard with uh glaucoma and it's one of the funniest fucking things i've seen in my life oh good this is a

00:39:28.960 teaser for our show we're not on season two yet we're almost so if you like rtc sign up for our

00:39:35.680 locals because we're still on season one but we watch this every wednesday we watch like a half hour

00:39:40.560 of this i love it it really isn't it's in the private chat i think i know which one you're going

00:39:46.480 to play i think i've seen this one circulating on twitter i know exactly this yep yep oh i love this

00:39:51.520 guy yeah this this is this is so intense i had to pause it yes okay hey i was bullied just one

00:39:58.400 time i was crying because i was upset about it have you ever punched someone i mean when you got mad

00:40:06.800 yo daniel tosh is wildin okay here comes our

00:40:09.520 thank you reagan thank you reagan is that tony hinchcliffe okay let's go yo this season's gonna

00:40:22.800 be so lit we're having and i pray that you that you you keep mommy safe wherever she is right now

00:40:28.240 and pray we have a good lunch i pray you'll keep it safe yo he hits her he hits her with a q a here in

00:40:33.840 a second that is unbelievable yeah legendary holy

00:40:39.680 royce we might need to start not making the not pause rule

00:40:44.080 yeah we do with the riffs we gotta get through season one i can't wait to get to this

00:40:48.880 mine's good too dude i haven't got to this part yet either this is me no watch this it's crazy

00:40:54.080 it's a talent like you couldn't do this if you tried yeah watch it watch this q and it dude she's

00:40:58.880 chugging that water have you ever been on a date before she's uncomfortable no i haven't

00:41:05.120 i've never been on a date before either hey um and what kind of person do you want to meet i want

00:41:10.880 to meet a girl that's a christian what william do you want the boy to be

00:41:15.520 do you want to fall is wild yeah okay and i want i want the girl to be very talkative

00:41:21.280 i don't know if that's gonna be a thing and um i want to be a girl that's very they're very beautiful

00:41:25.520 and um do you want to be a boy wow this guy is next level i love this bro oh my god dude this

00:41:34.640 guy i love him that's not the one huh that wasn't the one yeah i don't care if that was if that's not

00:41:39.840 the one then i'm not going to get better because i love that man bro bro so that's so royce royce check

00:41:45.840 this out check this out check this out so so right after that segment he goes do you like do you

00:41:52.720 do you like going to the zoo and she goes yeah and he goes do you like gorillas yeah do you like

00:41:57.040 octopus yeah do you like shark yeah and they they do this they do this for 45 seconds and it is so

00:42:03.600 fast and so intense i'm so happy for them though dude me like royce always brings it up when we watch

00:42:11.280 it on like our paywall shows and like like he'll point out how everybody's like oh yeah the neo-nazi

00:42:16.320 show everybody's talking about jews and like all this evil i bet they're doing sick behind the

00:42:22.160 paywall and we're literally going you know i'm rooting for these two retards like good for them

00:42:27.280 you know like what is life other than you find somebody that's on your kind of level

00:42:32.160 and you can stimulate each other like two westworld robots till you die i mean that's all we have

00:42:38.240 and good for them i'm not gonna find happiness like half these on this show

00:42:43.440 good for them you're talking about the girl you're talking about the girl and the big fat dude

00:42:48.400 they're still together spoiler alert yeah they didn't break up no i'm very happy for them dude he

00:42:53.840 hit the red jackpot like hitting that autistic girl like and being him dude he hit it good

00:43:00.160 dude he seemed like he was like in that questioning there it almost seemed like he was basically saying

00:43:04.640 like like i'm too good for you and like what kind of guy do you actually like like do you think

00:43:09.760 like you would want this type of guy who isn't me like that's kind of what i took away from that i'm

00:43:13.840 like holy do you think you're very beautiful because you're not he's yeah exactly all right

00:43:21.680 next question too oh god that was yeah that guy that guy in the suit made james at the ren fair

00:43:27.440 look like the biggest stud in the world yeah me he made james at the ren fair look like dan bilzerian

00:43:33.520 bankrupt give me a gun bro i'll shoot back at these multiple shooters uh it was only one shooter

00:43:43.520 that's the official report yeah that's not the video i heard i i i heard that it was uh that's not

00:43:48.800 what i saw in the shell casings on the floor of sweet 38 20 at the mandalay bay oh you're talking

00:43:54.720 about the mandalay bay the other oh yeah he should have been ankle high in shell casings

00:43:58.640 yeah it was we went there after the shooting of like a couple years ago and it's super weird

00:44:05.760 because like i don't i'm not really superstitious or anything but there was like a really like

00:44:10.720 sadness when you walk into the man i made i i got i got a bug in royce's head yeah and then i was like

00:44:19.280 i'm i'm i want to go there one time and then me and royce dragged our whole staff to go to the

00:44:24.640 mandalay bay and we and like i was like because i had a theory i'm like i bet it's spooky in there

00:44:30.320 and i bet like oh i bet there's and i was like i bet there's i bet there's no vibe anymore like i bet

00:44:36.160 the whole town just treated because i've been in hospitality and i'm like like i know what it's like

00:44:40.000 when they're like oh that's the bar where the unpleasantness happened dude you know i have a i have

00:44:44.400 a great idea we hire we hire an actor who doesn't have down syndrome and then we do we do uh

00:44:50.480 impractical jokers where we read them lines as they go on dates with retards and we're like

00:44:54.880 remove the hurricane-proof door off the mandalay bay dude while we're all giggling no remove that

00:45:01.600 heavy hurricane door dude which is gonna be great dude now now bring up these bags filled with ar-15s

00:45:06.800 for no reason whatsoever wow no cameras at that service elevator huh that's weird

00:45:13.440 weird huh now now go now go play video poker for four and a half hours and and make sure you break even

00:45:18.640 for no apparent reason whatsoever make sure you break even so i was like i've been training for this

00:45:28.080 then you order room service for two even though there's only one of you do that too please

00:45:32.080 i thought he was with this man wasn't he with his like asian wife or some like that

00:45:37.280 yes no she was out of town she was out of the country oh that's right he didn't have a war bride though

00:45:42.160 she was in the philippines filipino girlfriend or something and then the fbi was like nah she's cool

00:45:48.160 anyway take care it's the end of the story we're all fine yeah she like she like fled the country

00:45:53.680 and then yeah that was it right that was it that was the end sorry finn what was the deal with all

00:45:59.760 the yeah the helicopters that part of it well i mean well first off i mean the real answer is it was

00:46:06.480 clearly the cia that was running a op and then it went sideways also like and then people always go

00:46:12.720 like oh well you know how wouldn't people have seen the helicopters or seen all this if you've

00:46:17.840 ever been to vegas at night right it's a desert with a bunch of skyscrapers in it and it's very

00:46:23.520 echoey and weird and it's just like it you wouldn't be just and everybody that

00:46:28.800 pointed out the helicopters and other gunmen like all had weird endings yeah i mean there were if you

00:46:34.720 like i i can't remember someone made a documentary there's a shitload of like like 911 calls and stuff

00:46:39.680 making crazy claims so it's like multiple shooters yeah like like that like nuts well and and the

00:46:45.600 helicopters turned off their transponders as they were going to one of the buildings to evacuate a

00:46:50.880 high value target which was probably the saudi prince it's all nuts dude no no how about

00:46:56.240 my favorites was security guard oh yeah he just went on ellen and then and then literally ascended like

00:47:03.040 when remember when remember when the undertaker died like when poochie went home

00:47:09.280 it was literally like he went on the ellen show and then it was like when uh the undertaker and

00:47:14.720 like wrestlemania 10 like there was the steam and the lights and they just pulled him up with rope

00:47:18.800 cables he was supposed to be on tucker he was supposed to be on a couple shows and the night of

00:47:22.560 they go oh he canceled he's only doing ellen well everybody knows that that if you're the the lead

00:47:27.120 eyewitness in the largest mass shooting in american history all you have to do is testify before ellen's

00:47:32.480 audience and then you're allowed to go to mexico for the rest of your life makes perfect sense

00:47:36.880 yeah like he went to mexico in our face like he's not dead i feel like the feds the feds did some

00:47:42.320 some like that with the tiffany gomez lady they just decided to run the same opera for no reason

00:47:46.800 there was nothing on either side of it they're like let's just see see if we can do it just to

00:47:50.400 with our heads yeah just being some illegal alien that's a security guard at a nice hotel

00:47:56.400 you never really have any problems and in one night you just happen to witness the like

00:48:00.960 craziest psyop of all time and they make you go through the humiliation ritual and you got to go

00:48:05.520 dance with ellen and then they give you a gift basket and they kill you they bury you like they

00:48:10.160 bury like a character and better call saul and that didn't like disappear like from the public eye after

00:48:16.320 that i wish man really she's still around no i mean she i mean i think she stopped doing her show

00:48:21.280 because everybody says she was abusive well she's probably now drew barrymore's boss she probably gives her

00:48:26.880 state department orders yeah you're very more is a new cia asset watch it if you don't believe me

00:48:32.160 watch her watch the people you know here's the thing though hear me out on this when you say asset

00:48:36.880 probably but unwilling here's the thing drew barrymore's just a pilled out and they found

00:48:41.760 the best new front right which is just drew barrymore's just happy if she can shop for shoes

00:48:46.480 and still be relevant so we'll make her the new ellen but ellen still works for state department so she

00:48:51.280 probably tells drew barrymore what to do because she already took pictures with george bush so she's

00:48:56.400 fucked well it's not even that it's not even that it's it's not even that drew barrymore well first

00:49:01.440 off i mean what's her body count and that's just on the set of et you know no no i believe that

00:49:07.360 spielberg's shit bro i don't give a fuck think about it the government just got together and said look

00:49:12.560 everyone knows ellen's a cunt she's used goods we gotta brush her aside let's get drew barrymore and let's

00:49:18.480 get a set that looks less like epstein's temple and let's try to be a little less obtuse next time

00:49:24.880 you know uh my my aunt uh lives in ellen's house okay you're not a fed you're not a fed right i'm

00:49:33.200 done i'm out of here yeah what are you talking about i have an aunt who uh owns one of ellen

00:49:41.680 degenerates's homes former homes she bought it from ellen that's that's not the same thing as

00:49:48.480 living in ellen's house you dumb fuck it basically is no no it's not you are an fbi agent all right

00:49:54.000 look i i just i want to ask the revenge of the cis guys this because they are they are some of the

00:49:58.800 most vindictive internet personas that i'm familiar with not at all i disagree um did you guys have a

00:50:06.160 moment of pure pure celebration like i did when the news came down that ian miles chong had been

00:50:11.920 assassinated by the malaysian government okay i am vindictive i was hoping he was dead i thought

00:50:19.520 i he is he is just a twerp and and he i was unironically i went to get a slice of pizza today

00:50:27.280 before we did our show and i was reading it like at the pizza place and i was just sitting there at

00:50:32.000 noon and i'm like wow i have like i know as somebody who identifies as a christian i shouldn't

00:50:39.600 but if anyone's dead today like like i would have traded everyone who died at that chief's parade

00:50:45.520 for one ian myelstrom i was about to i was i was about to throw a party but i think isn't it true that

00:50:51.840 only one person died at that parade that that shooter was not very skilled this is the description

00:50:56.560 is so funny to me too they say they say ian miles chong has been executed by the malaysian government

00:51:03.840 at the order of anwar ibrahim for his continued online support of israel's offensive in the gaza

00:51:09.520 strip he was 35 years old i don't know what's sadder that he's only 35. that's that's the the

00:51:15.760 least believable part is like that guy's 35 he looks like he's 70 man for real we lost coach

00:51:21.120 red pill and at the least we could serve up an ian wyelstrom merchant merchant i knew we do see

00:51:26.960 the thing is a lot of people knew new ian knew elon muskian we knew old ian we knew old edgy boy

00:51:32.880 nazi larping alt-right ian we knew fucking video game we know who the fuck he is and then he got

00:51:38.400 that fucking he went to he was pro-palestine until he exactly until he joined that fucking rebel news

00:51:44.240 or whatever and then then all of a sudden he was like oh israel's the by the way he deleted a

00:51:48.240 bunch of pro-israel tweets did you see that he deleted them gone i don't follow him really how

00:51:53.120 much do you think he makes too much a lot and and when you conferred it to fucking malaysian like mud

00:51:59.440 hut money jesus christ a fortune this dude's living in the the biggest hut in all of malaysia

00:52:10.480 he's like homer simpson covered in fake jewels

00:52:13.120 everybody has that price what's your price per month per month to do what oh to like do what he's

00:52:24.240 doing to like to just pretend jews are cool like no i mean that's the gist of what you're getting at

00:52:31.200 right because that's like one of my only gripes is your soul man we said this before we we would

00:52:39.280 if we played the game better we would be making a lot more money we don't and i know we don't because

00:52:44.080 we don't make a lot of friends with people unless people like you know are assholes like us we don't

00:52:47.440 we we call out all these people people fucking scream at us say that we're wrong and then

00:52:51.840 fucking then the crowders fucking stuff comes out then the tom mcdonald copyright striking people come

00:52:56.160 out and we're like a fuck a toe to sew but you know if i if i was guaranteed like if i knew

00:53:03.440 every single week i was gonna get like 10 grand 20 grand 20 grand a week 20 grand a week a week

00:53:10.800 i'd be like 40 a million a year right yeah then i'd be like a million a year you know guys look look

00:53:18.480 honestly those little guys get those little babies in gaza they are ticking time bombs i mean five are

00:53:25.600 gonna grow up to kill one of our precious judeo-christian brothers and frankly uh it makes me sick

00:53:31.520 and by the way i'm gonna be in vegas uh we're gonna be and royce doing a live event in vegas

00:53:36.720 we're gonna be doing the whole weekend out there at the mandalay bay 33rd floor mandalay bay

00:53:41.040 we got it cheap i'm gonna leave a rose at that hotel room right at the front of the door

00:53:48.480 like bruce wayne does in that alley

00:53:52.800 if you pay me a million i don't know man a 40 000 okay no 20 000 a week 40 so it's

00:53:58.640 say 80 000 a month yeah i'll post a picture like this is going just thinking about how bad

00:54:02.960 the holocaust was it'll be black and white i don't know what i'm just thinking about the 18

00:54:10.000 million that died in the holocaust disgusting i'd say the number's higher the main thing that i've

00:54:16.880 learned from watching love on the spectrum is that i i really really like people with down

00:54:21.920 syndrome and i really don't like autistic people anybody else you're running for vice president of

00:54:27.040 the libertarian party no i know you want to be i think this is why i hate autists because like

00:54:32.160 i've spent too much time around them now and like i'm getting angrier i love all of them you can't

00:54:38.400 run for vice president libertarian party and be angry at autists that's your entire voting well

00:54:42.800 well watch me watch me royce here's the thing depending on the autists right because i will

00:54:49.280 agree with you down syndrome people 100 easier to deal with in terms of like oh well they're

00:54:54.160 they're profoundly retarded but uh but autistic people some of them are you're like okay but you

00:55:01.120 know what you're doing right like like the season one that the bitch was all about animation who told

00:55:05.920 the guy she loved him yeah immediately and then like the next time she was like i actually didn't love

00:55:10.640 you uh and you're not into animation so i can't be with you by the way she's in season two royce still

00:55:16.640 asking about animation like she's like so what are your plans for an animation studio i'm like this

00:55:20.720 bitch is incredible i love that was we just got to that like we just got to the one where she met

00:55:25.840 the aerospace engineer like right yeah it's like and every question was i could tie that into animation

00:55:32.080 sure so animation and like rockets look cool animated what's amazing what's amazing about her is that

00:55:37.440 despite being mid and super autistic she her her list of things that she wants in a partner is

00:55:44.240 astronomical oh yeah she's just a white autistic woman yes yeah i mean it's the same thing with the

00:55:50.080 kristin dunce looking one she's just as kind of mid she's kind of cute but like she dresses like a

00:55:56.080 retard she looks like a retard and then like she's obsessed with weird shit that's just like oh you

00:56:01.360 don't go fishing or hunt do you because you're dead to me you piece of shit wait it's oh god he'll be

00:56:06.960 able to provide for you when the electric grid fails and all else he'll be able to bring a fucking

00:56:11.680 grouper back cut it up cut it see the truth is you're right it's terrible i can talk as much

00:56:16.480 shit as i want to the autistic community because all i'm going to do is run on free swords for all

00:56:21.520 my voters oh i love that oh by the way ready liberty is that harrison smith's vote is she pansexual now

00:56:27.520 is animation yeah yeah for real demi demi god you gotta open up the fucking you gotta open up the

00:56:34.560 fucking uh the field when you're that fucked up i like pansexuals because that means they'd

00:56:39.920 fuck anything including me yeah and that's fine now she'll be able to find some weird pansexual

00:56:45.760 tranny that like was on pinterest and what was the one that had all like the lollycon on it

00:56:51.600 not pinterest am i the only one that likes like that like you know deviant art

00:56:57.440 she'll find somebody from deviant art am i the only one that likes retards more than the autistics

00:57:02.080 no no no no no no no no 100 the down syndrome ones are better that's i think they are they're

00:57:11.120 i don't believe i don't believe marsh i don't think that you like autistic people there's no

00:57:13.920 fucking life i know i like autistic people because you could teach them things like crime stats and

00:57:18.240 things that like will make them down syndrome are gonna run up and icing them but no i'm saying

00:57:23.680 down syndrome people just run up to a black guy with a knife on a summer you got no joy in your life

00:57:28.720 mersh that's what you're telling us the people that choose autistic people around them got no joy

00:57:33.520 you're just sad all the time if you weren't so sad you would choose the downs person in a second i would

00:57:38.160 i would choose the autistic person too it's just stimulating conversation you just find a way to

00:57:41.600 segue their interest in something that you guys no dude you're weird you're weird no the only thing

00:57:47.360 good about the autism you're saying you want to like i love the way he just matter of fact nah dude you're

00:57:53.200 weird like you're fucked up they're like their memory basically which is like i mean fine you

00:57:59.520 can go ahead and do that but i don't want to hang out with those people at all like exactly exactly

00:58:03.760 every time we hang out with you and you just talk about fucking nba stats from the 1990s

00:58:10.240 how did john stockton do in 95 how many how many assists did he have go

00:58:15.840 uh let me tell you story about an autism that happened to us and this fucking asshole mersh was

00:58:23.280 there so we had finished doing uh this bowling event uh in texas uh we we we did this bowling event

00:58:32.400 in texas uh and uh with ethan ralph and like harrison smith was there debating destiny or whatever

00:58:39.200 and dick masterson was or whatever so i love this story we're at the bowling event and we're sitting

00:58:44.320 down at the bar we're merch and i are fucking exhausted because we had to drive to texas

00:58:48.240 because our flight got canceled whatever so we're sitting at the bar and i'm sitting there

00:58:52.080 merch is sitting to the left of me and to the right of me this guy walks up and he goes hey uh i'm a

00:58:59.040 big fan of you guys i'm like oh man thanks so much really appreciate it he's like yeah i actually saw

00:59:03.840 you on alex stein that's what made me be a fan of you like oh that's so cool we love alex stein yeah

00:59:08.640 yeah he fucking rules and then he goes i just don't know if i like him that much because he

00:59:14.080 doesn't go too hard on how fake the moon landing was by the way it doesn't matter to me if you think

00:59:20.560 it's i don't really care but just just think about time and place we're exhausted i'm sitting at the

00:59:24.880 bar and then he goes and i shit you not and marsh was there i see you not he gets his phone out and

00:59:31.120 he goes let me show you this video of the sun setting and how you don't see a curve and i look at

00:59:36.080 oh i look over a person i go help me he goes no and i was like you son of a

00:59:45.120 and i had to sit there with like oh yeah word yeah i see the curve okay i don't

00:59:49.360 care i don't like you i don't like the fans that much

00:59:55.440 that is cool tell royce about it he loves that flat earth off you don't you so do you think it's

01:00:01.040 round or flat did he convince you no he didn't convince me i was exhausted i drove all day

01:00:06.000 to texas i didn't give a if it was a rubik's cube i don't care what do you think now i don't think

01:00:12.560 the earth is flat i don't but i also don't think the moon landing happened yes maybe i'm just yeah

01:00:17.760 i'm not as high in your church of scientology yet i don't know about lord xeno yet but i definitely

01:00:23.760 know the moon landing was just and nasa's and like god damn the amount of money we'd save if there was just

01:00:30.160 no nasa meeting an alex stein fan who who is hesitant to declare his his fanship because of

01:00:38.880 because of the moon landing is a guy you met a dude who's like about 10 minutes away from being

01:00:43.840 the biggest owen benjamin fan like he's like he's like right there he's almost there he probably is

01:00:48.880 i was gonna say you talked to dan smont he just made an obscure libertarian hey by the way should

01:00:56.560 we throw it out on this show royce because i know it'll probably actually make a like maybe reach the

01:01:01.200 right people maybe we get the buzz going finally we want nobody's watching right now marsh we want

01:01:06.080 owen to come on our show like yeah like look at this we want owen on our show not to fight not to

01:01:11.520 anything we are not even like to literally bury the hatchet because like there's obviously about him

01:01:17.760 to this day i still insist he's a he is a goofy idiot in some ways but like holy once

01:01:24.800 covet happened like he he actually had some respectful to say about me but before

01:01:30.320 that i even we were even on the show we're going like you know what like uh you know i

01:01:35.200 shit on owen but like he did run off into the woods and start farming and learning how to like

01:01:41.280 keep goats alive like what did you guys do before vax lock saps like we were goofing on owen and then

01:01:47.600 the government went no we're going full new world order now and i was like man like i hate to admit

01:01:53.520 it but owen like the timing and everything he was all right wrong he was right yeah we didn't do

01:01:59.680 anything of the guy well we just goofed on him what did you do i want to know exactly from from

01:02:07.280 what you say what did you do we just covered it and goofed on him like when he was spiraling when

01:02:10.960 he was spiraling when he was drinking like when he was drinking and burning dinosaur books and

01:02:15.440 burning dinosaur books and stuff because we've had him on the show a couple times now and now

01:02:19.680 now when when he and i interact which by the way he's also vicious to me online even though i like

01:02:23.840 the guy i don't get it yeah and his and his uh his fans will always or his like his former

01:02:29.120 fans or his former cult members will send some shit beneath and i have no idea if it's true so

01:02:33.440 if anybody can confirm or deny they're saying that that he uh his his wife left him and he was abusing

01:02:38.400 his kids is that is there any merit to this something that merchant will agree with me on the only thing

01:02:45.440 worse than a bear is a former bear yeah they're the worst because the truth and don't get me wrong

01:02:50.720 like the bear we had a bunch of former bears i like the bears goofing on owen that's my point the

01:02:55.840 former bears were like you're our new internet dads and you're gonna destroy him right and

01:03:00.800 we're like no we're gonna goof on him we make fun of him when he's burning dinosaur books in front of

01:03:06.080 his kid or smashing a beer bottle or something like some former bear dude did an entire episode

01:03:11.200 dedicated to our interview with him it was nuts what yeah the former bears that tried to be like

01:03:19.120 like trust me a lot of the weirdos even there's weirdos in your chat tonight that like are

01:03:23.360 like just obsessed with me that a lot of it came from our coverage and then like when they broke

01:03:29.120 off from the lot of them are experts and they broke off from their former cult and the problem with

01:03:34.160 former cult members is there's two things two ways they can go western man you can either break away

01:03:39.600 from a cult and then finally like find your own like soul or you go i need a new cult and i'm gonna

01:03:46.400 find the cult that hates the old cult and now let's go just twice as militant and you're like now you're

01:03:51.760 you're insane like yeah and that's the problem we were like when we were goofing on owen we're like

01:03:56.480 look if you want to watch our show now and you think oh we're fun and we're goofing on owen that's

01:04:00.880 fun but if you think we're gonna be this new thing that's gonna destroy him like we're gonna goof on

01:04:06.080 him and we're gonna do the same thing we did with everybody we goof on we'll get bored when he stops

01:04:10.400 being weird which is what happened like owen stopped being super weird and then we were like

01:04:15.920 well now owen's kind of cool and bad like there's nothing to his he's like go after him more and we're

01:04:20.560 like yeah his war on the pagese was fantastic and and i agree with indian oh yeah it's the funniest

01:04:26.560 he's done in years i will admit that i've probably said owen's not funny more than anybody else has

01:04:32.640 because the the stealing the bike bit and the like the playing the same chords like he does get

01:04:38.160 redundant and repetitive when he started going off on the street shitters i was like wow oh like it was

01:04:45.040 just like watching an old boxer come alive and just knock somebody out you're like whoa he's he's bringing

01:04:50.560 some heaters i didn't i couldn't even think of a joke that funny like he he should keep making fun of

01:04:55.600 indian people because i don't know that inspires something in him there's a lot of them so that's a big

01:05:00.000 market i respect tom cruise a lot more because he's still in scientology than i do leah remini

01:05:05.440 who's like doing these documentaries taking talking you know you're 100 right we were just talking

01:05:10.640 about that and now it's just all like in her voice is so great mercies used to because it's like

01:05:15.840 listening to an italian broad that worked as a bartender at a strip club i ran about how the

01:05:20.400 boss sucks at the club and he fired me for no reason apology is weird but at the end of the day he's

01:05:26.800 made a bunch of mission impossible movies she was on king of queens like relax you know that's why i

01:05:31.280 don't work at the carousel no more i'm at sensations now we see a much better club i mean tom tom cruise

01:05:38.400 tom cruise is 75 years old he still looks like he's 35 he does all his own stunts i'm like stay in

01:05:42.720 scientology it's obviously a better path well it also it's like john travolta though and you're kissing

01:05:47.280 your friends on the runway so they had to kill john travolta's kid to make tom cruise stay young though

01:05:52.880 that's actually true you don't know the inner workings of the site they had to kill jet

01:05:57.360 for tom yeah by the way you think you hate autistic people know any autistic people more than

01:06:01.280 scientology by the way i just made a legally actionable statement about the church of

01:06:06.720 scientology that tower gang cosigns yeah yeah we we have no money don't bother i know for a fact that

01:06:17.600 that statement was true but then we have no money because you gambled away no this is uh the thing

01:06:23.120 about john travolta which one of you guys runs the financials for your show because we decided as a

01:06:28.880 group to let toad run them and then we turn he turned out to be a degenerate gambler so like we're

01:06:33.520 trying to figure out i was gonna do it i'm not a gambler mercer's a gambler so i run the money yeah

01:06:38.640 i know i'm very look i'll put it this way i'm very good at coming up with like little things sometimes

01:06:43.200 to make us more money but no yeah we don't like look we both look but i'll say this we both have

01:06:48.800 access to the of course yeah like we could buy i got a company card if i need something and we can

01:06:54.000 ball we can ball hard but it's just like we were saying when you were saying earlier like secret to

01:07:00.880 a good marriage like yeah you you're never gonna see me using the company card on some like

01:07:06.400 like you know maybe once in a while and i'll text him and go yo uh yeah right atm doubt like 500 just

01:07:14.240 like you know short our pay this month whatever but like yeah you're never you're not gonna see

01:07:19.520 like pink entertainment 600 like yeah yeah on your credit card yeah it'll be like an atm withdrawal 500

01:07:28.080 and i'll go yo just take it out to pay i'm at the biluxi casino this week like just take it out to pay

01:07:34.880 dog but there's never like yeah he handles like the actual because like dude if you knew what the

01:07:39.440 irs was doing to me right now like whoo if i could once i settle with the irs i don't want to brag

01:07:46.320 about what happened but when when it's all settled we know a guy i can then brag about like what had

01:07:53.440 gone down but for now let's just say that there were accounting regularities and there we're settling

01:07:58.480 it and it'll be good and it'll be satisfactory to both parties and when that's done i can kind of

01:08:03.600 laugh about how it went down but let's say i'm not very good with taxes and money to to be fair

01:08:10.000 with toad he took over just because no one else would and we were at a point where we're like this

01:08:13.440 is never gonna make money anyway so yeah i'm totally i'm i'm definitely the most in charge of the money

01:08:18.720 yeah yeah not a joke the fed yeah yep for real the degenerate gambler he's literally going to take our

01:08:26.480 funds and go buy like fertilizer from home depot and get us the one they have to they have to uh be

01:08:32.000 worried about man he would use the company card to just buy like every meal it's like dude just go

01:08:36.240 i do not i don't bring my company card especially if i'm gambling or so i don't even bring it with me

01:08:41.280 so we got this new this new story from new york post says passenger dies mid-flight after

01:08:45.520 liters of blood erupts from his mouth and nose but who hasn't flown spirit before i mean

01:08:51.120 yeah that's what that is how many times did the black person hit him

01:08:58.160 high altitude those wounds start to bleed quickly

01:09:03.120 it was blood coming out of her eyes blood coming out of her wherever if she was off base

01:09:09.680 yeah it's oh i love the trump ai voice which is now like 90 of rumble commercials

01:09:18.240 oh no i haven't seen that oh god yeah dude to yet turn to turn off your brave browser shields and go

01:09:24.480 on rumble and i'm all i'm getting on the app is we are giving away trump of gold bars we're giving them

01:09:31.120 away for free folks all you gotta do is pay shipping i'm like yeah this isn't a scam hey quick question for

01:09:37.600 you off topic here i the show that i do with luke rumble's not giving us any ads to read is this is

01:09:43.440 this an issue that you guys ran into too hey don't don't please please welcome welcome aboard okay

01:09:52.400 what just happened no not now not now because it's it's we've had that issue but we've had further

01:09:59.760 issues uh it's it gets i know that you're not getting live reads we're not either

01:10:04.800 it gets worse but we're not no i'm not we'll talk you know what i'll dm you we'll have you

01:10:13.200 off the air chat sounds good sounds good we push on a sensitive topic of the relationship let's see

01:10:18.400 i want to know now i have one to go i will tell you two on the air i don't like the root of

01:10:24.480 making sure i had this man knows how to get the black belt does he not guys what you doing these

01:10:31.120 days why don't you share about your are you doing break dancing in sports i'm playing a you basketball

01:10:37.840 right now are you really you're your guard yes sir now what grade you have seventh grade okay

01:10:45.920 okay right now i'm just basketball playing garden for my school how about in school how are y'all doing

01:10:51.200 in school you should tell the president about the school favorite thing about it is the business

01:10:54.640 academy i'm in you get to like travel so we've been on like nc state uh wake tech and we

01:11:01.040 yeah we're listening to this small dry cleaning business and it's just it's cool it's a great

01:11:05.040 experience yeah yeah you know wait you know wake tech the fighting plumbers yes sir it is it just

01:11:11.360 started you're way more productive than those other black kids that used to rub down my leg hair at the

01:11:15.200 pool your dad was a bad dude you play for the fighting dropouts you're in the north carolina tar babies

01:11:33.520 right well so you're you're you're you're playing football you're in seventh grade huh so you're gonna

01:11:39.840 be finished up and wrapped up in two years huh this is how desperate his campaign is the last

01:11:44.640 go around he just said if you don't vote for me you ain't black now he's sitting down having fried

01:11:48.640 chicken with him and doing promo reels listen here colored people it's time dude they can't even get

01:11:55.120 this right though because they have the black kids saying that yeah a lady goes to wake tech it's like

01:11:59.760 nigga that school doesn't even exist what the are you talking about i love

01:12:04.000 they have the sensibility to edit out the chirp though that was smart

01:12:06.640 yeah that would have been just too much i like to think that if i if i was like biden right now

01:12:13.680 like that's what i would one of the things i would do is i would add the like i would add chirps

01:12:18.640 to my campaign for things because i think black people do hear it i think they find it soothing

01:12:25.440 it's like westworld it's like the reveries it's the updates we have a theory of like why they're so

01:12:30.240 superhuman on the basketball court is the the beeps like beeps when you're when your heat fit it

01:12:35.120 foot hits the floor yeah it sounds like the sneakers yeah somebody did actually say that in my chat one

01:12:41.120 night and i'm like that does you know maybe they're probably a fan of ours because we were theorizing

01:12:46.000 that a long time ago yeah by the way you can tell during the during the george ford riots they didn't

01:12:50.640 bring in any battery pluses or radio checks yeah i mean think about it even football they have the

01:12:55.840 whistle in between plays so like the beep you all you got you got that consistent like metronome for

01:13:00.720 your behavior or whatever you're doing you know dude royce and our producers started adding chirps

01:13:05.200 of things to like with me and it got me to the point where i was going to break drywall in royce's

01:13:09.840 house yeah i was so angry at one chirp that i heard at a time when it was just like what the

01:13:15.360 i'm tired of this bro that was us this time top started running a bit on us where he he actually

01:13:21.520 left the show but he stayed behind the scenes and he was and he was playing the beat periodically

01:13:25.680 and we all thought it was one of us it was i forgot that i did this i had it but i had it

01:13:31.040 it's a great litmus test like mendeley for people well i had to play intermittently the battery out of

01:13:36.560 mine and at my house and then like bring because i like black chicks here and there i'm gonna just

01:13:42.240 bring a black chick over one time i'm dating her and pull the battery out and see if she hears it

01:13:46.960 they're not going to hear it but this was all the way people on this cast heard it and i just

01:13:51.120 let it play and i was playing along with them and we actually went and we did like we muted

01:13:57.040 ourselves individually and this took minutes from the show nobody was saying anything everyone's just

01:14:01.760 sitting there very tense waiting for the waiting for the church and i somehow gas lit toad to think

01:14:07.920 that it was it was in his house and he's like yeah yeah because i had a carbon monoxide detector that

01:14:13.760 was like it was beeping like non-stop for like a year in this place you never said that dude you're

01:14:20.080 probably a brain damage what i mean if you if you if you had carbon monoxide poisoning for a year

01:14:28.400 like even low level it would cause brain damage for sure well i mean that's not even that's not even

01:14:32.480 taking into account the uh like garage suicide attempts top what's the fleek of the week what

01:14:38.080 we're doing this week yeah i forgot about that you know i haven't really put much thought to it but

01:14:42.160 there's a fleek of the week today uh yeah just go ahead and pull that up tyler this is a this is our new

01:14:48.080 shirt here i love that code name toad tower gang ultra and we're actually coming up to the end of

01:14:53.280 the show soon but i'm giving away a shirt um i'm going to decide who i want to give it to because

01:14:59.920 we're playing a game in my own head yeah it's completely arbitrary but it's a game so somebody

01:15:03.760 in the chat will get this shirt and we'll see it we'll see who wins all right yeah hell yeah so say

01:15:11.600 stuff that would appeal the top that's my that's my suggestion no actually that's not the game this week

01:15:16.000 you never know what he's going to choose there's there's literally there's literally no way to

01:15:19.200 know now you can't get in his top doesn't even know racial slurs help a lot i will tell you that

01:15:25.440 i don't think anyone has one that's said a racial slur yet i think it's totally

01:15:28.400 arbitrary one to the r so it's due for it to happen is what it's in the nigger show he gave

01:15:34.160 out one to the r i believe maybe maybe he's looking for like old-timey racial stores like the

01:15:40.000 the current ones kind of suck you know moon cricket stuff like that you know yeah farm equipment

01:15:52.400 no see now you now you got these guys saying bad words and no it's completely random i forgot i

01:15:57.200 i chose somebody oh you gone for a nigger tower on elijah's show we should go bigger one now go

01:16:02.160 bigger this is smart so we can amp up the this is like playing the algo too so what do we do now

01:16:06.720 nigger faggot if you can get nigger faggot in your tea i think that should be it yeah if you

01:16:12.800 guys can do a perfect that nigger faggot tower it's called i mean guys you it's called a rob smith

01:16:18.880 tower you can do this you still might not win am i asking too much so i feel like it's a lot to ask

01:16:24.880 the chat to pull off a nigger faggot uh tower rob smith tower dude i met i met changed it we've

01:16:30.480 changed the culture i met rob smith at tim cast iro miami and hung out in the back room with him and

01:16:36.480 did backdoor stuff with him obviously uh nice guy nice guy liked him and then and then he he

01:16:42.000 pulls this stunt where he's saying he's being threatened by like i don't even know nick

01:16:45.680 fuentes fans and then you guys you guys turn that into being synonymous with the worst thing

01:16:52.480 you really didn't pick up any nigger faggot vibes from him at all when i hung out with him no i thought

01:16:56.720 he was cool i don't know if you know this or not i don't want to let you know all

01:16:59.200 fucking secret he's both a nigger and a faggot

01:17:05.440 i understand maybe not picking up the faggot stuff there's a lot of metro dudes but the

01:17:08.640 nigger thing had to be apparent like i don't see color

01:17:11.680 are you colorblind

01:17:16.880 is he as shiny in real life as he looks on like online he's very shiny yeah

01:17:22.160 did he float into the room with dockers on he does he does he dresses like uh like a white

01:17:28.080 dude in route to the golf course yeah he's coated in cum and cocoa butter of course he's glossy

01:17:36.800 looks like a crispy cream i gotta pay if i wanted to make him into a business card i'd have to pay

01:17:41.760 extra on vista

01:17:46.720 shiny ass negro

01:17:50.800 he's a lamb

01:17:51.440 a nigger

01:17:59.280 we lost royce

01:18:03.440 finally i got one

01:18:04.560 no one has ever mixed up rob smith and dmx what the fuck are you talking about

01:18:15.440 oh and then i wanted to end the same way

01:18:21.520 oh my god that's gonna fix gay sex will fix the culture war

01:18:26.720 whatever i was gonna no speaking about niggers i was gonna ask you about um

01:18:30.240 the that you pulled with dom lucre that was oh my god that was so retarded honestly i normally

01:18:38.160 am not the person who likes that like oh the people who like do complain about someone stealing

01:18:41.760 their but with dom it's next level it's egregious it's insane it's like just like i literally just

01:18:48.080 took everything and here's my watermark like you put a watermark on the emmys like and you know

01:18:53.840 honestly you know what worked the best part for me to go in and ambush him on stein's show is that

01:18:58.480 he never stole anything from me so i was just an agent of chaos i was like who the is this guy

01:19:05.600 why is he wearing sunglasses when i saw that it was going to be merchant dom i was like this

01:19:10.960 is going to be fireworks i just i pressed play so fast my finger almost broke so funny

01:19:18.880 four minute knockout yeah he's he's uh and then you saw general flynn deleted all his comments

01:19:24.480 praising dom lucre too because if flint was like i took dom lucre out like salt poppy took out andy

01:19:29.440 worski donski all right run that video what do we got here i'm a musician what the

01:19:37.600 fuck that mean make magic or something what is a musician i think you're confusing that yeah i'm not

01:19:42.320 no musician i make music i just really quick i think you're confusing i'm not confusing nothing because

01:19:47.840 you you don't know you thought that all i was was a musician or whatever the fuck you said so you

01:19:52.640 just really just really quick for the record could you say you don't think you're a musician i'm not

01:19:57.360 none of that but then after that you just said i do music yeah i do music so in other words you're a

01:20:02.160 musician no no but hold on but i did eat but i did eat breakfast today but you're a musician right

01:20:09.680 yo stop calling me that that's racist do i look like i do magic now that that chick

01:20:17.360 interviewing that white bob that bobby chick is such an industry plant it's hilarious

01:20:21.920 like she popped there's you want to go conspiracy about industry plants that bobby chick her second

01:20:26.960 interview ever on her podcast she was never famous was drake and by the way she divorced her husband

01:20:33.040 because she fucked drake and and now i swear to god bro you got you gotta divorce you gotta

01:20:40.400 divorce a bitch if she fucks drake you see that piece yeah what the fuck is that he's

01:20:43.840 fucking jewish oh we had different reasons it's large but it's soft man i don't know now somebody

01:20:50.800 posted that in our chat and actually put dom lucas watermark over his dick it was pretty funny

01:20:58.640 you think they broke up because of like the size of his dick they were like they saw his husband

01:21:02.720 so he's like yeah that's it i just can't yo i wouldn't be intimidated by a chick like that

01:21:07.840 like if a chick was a guy with a dick that big i'd be like there's no way that doesn't hurt and

01:21:11.680 make you feel terrible you're probably him for the the money and the influence that that other part is

01:21:17.200 torture yeah come probably enjoy the sex with me i i go down i go down the same cope line of thinking

01:21:22.880 just to try and make myself feel it sounds like a little dick coat merge i'm just you know but i'm

01:21:27.360 gonna let you finish though but that's a little dick coat you know a grumps need more than three

01:21:30.800 inches in my expertise i'm newly experiencing little dick coat it's never been an issue until

01:21:37.600 i saw the drake video yeah me too bro i was like i was like i felt pretty good about myself like

01:21:42.880 right up until one second into that video porno yeah outside of drake and pornos like i've never

01:21:48.560 once been like man my dick is not dude you know i still i like i'm i'm i'm begging people to convince

01:21:55.760 me that his dick is actually fake because that was the thesis on our show is that his dick's fake

01:22:00.240 my dick like if dicks were actors like my dick has like you know a couple of papa john's commercials

01:22:05.360 it's been on svu you know like my dick's not unsuccessful but then i just see these brad

01:22:10.320 pitt level dicks and you go that's an a-list dick like you got that i'm not gonna think about the a-list

01:22:14.960 dicks i mean i just feel like it's not fair to have like a fairly successful acting career and then to be

01:22:21.040 probably the number one rapper for a decade straight and then to have a 24 inch like what's

01:22:27.920 happening here yeah uh guys uh we actually have a fleek of the week fleek of the week winner tape

01:22:33.280 measure show me the kitties i was looking for a person to make a a cat reference because we have

01:22:39.120 two cat people on so tape measure hit me up grab a kid you like this one it's a good one i love it

01:22:45.360 uh just just a reminder to our audience fleek of the week lasts one week you have to buy it now

01:22:52.320 go buy it now or don't buy it i cannot i cannot wait to explain show me kitties to top

01:22:58.880 after the show oh oh this is the thing it's a it's a whole okay oh yeah it involves vegas and lawyers

01:23:08.240 and yeah it's a fun story oh oh you know this is kind of stealing a premise from legion of skanks but

01:23:14.400 we're gonna do a uh who's most justified or or is is it justified all right there's no audio so just

01:23:22.160 go ahead is it justified yeah okay is is the guy justified just want to be very clear okay

01:23:35.280 that was a clothesline from hell that was some jbl she had it coming she was this is one of these like

01:23:40.800 uh big titty goth bitches and they just think too much of themselves so he's just taking her down

01:23:47.760 a peg where is this do we know probably new york i'm gonna guess new york it's a it's violence against

01:23:54.560 women in a subway so it's probably new york he slept he slaps that first woman i don't think i don't

01:23:59.360 think it was justified there that's not justified this one this one right here also not justified

01:24:04.880 you know slap that bitch it's not in japan justified yeah well if if you're a woman and

01:24:10.960 you decide to enter the subway in new york then you know what you're getting into if you're a man and

01:24:15.840 you enter the subway in new york you know what you're getting into no this is in new york that's a

01:24:19.840 look it says sos in the corner there that's got to be it's europe or some shit like that that's like

01:24:24.560 one of these fucking migrants oh yeah oh yeah well justified by the way they're often not muslims

01:24:34.160 let's calm down oh look at this they're often sub-saharan oh this is what you miss georgia for

01:24:41.840 yeah yeah that's that's kind of cute how much money you make off that uh i'm not gonna say for tax

01:24:47.040 reasons but oh you breed you breed animals yeah i know the answer to that anyway though

01:24:52.400 i we can have a bunch of kitties we play with i get stoned and play with a bunch of kitties

01:24:56.640 i hate people to breed plot twist i i love this go ahead go go after it guys

01:25:02.800 no i'm no i'm just like i'm a like a street cat guy i like you know you take well there's sphinx so

01:25:08.080 you can't get them off the street you know what i just realized royce it's great royce is the reason

01:25:13.040 you guys don't do in-person shit because uh mersh's house smells like cat piss we do it no he does he

01:25:19.200 he comes to my house so i've never actually never been to mersh's house for that reason

01:25:24.480 by the way i guess i can say this honestly and this will create yes wife's been in my house hey

01:25:31.760 oh that's true she watched she watched because i was out of town and they have a key to my house

01:25:36.560 and i was like well we're in vegas can you come to my house and take care of my cats uh but no like

01:25:42.720 it's not too bad in here i i take good care of things we play a game before the show virgie and

01:25:47.920 i we play a game where we go how long before mersh talks about cats no royce royce would be probably

01:25:54.320 be more grossed out by the like smell of like weed and cigarette smoke in my house when a weed

01:25:59.600 doesn't bother well not the weed but like cigarette like he'd probably be more like oh god he's smoking

01:26:03.360 in here mercy you think you have uh you think you have that uh with the parasites what's that called

01:26:08.480 uh yeah you think you got that um i mean i'm you know maybe eventually someday but not yet

01:26:16.320 yeah no dude i think you got it i think if you're obsessed with yeah if you're obsessed with the cat

01:26:20.800 you got it that's that's that comes in the form of other shit though it's there's like

01:26:25.760 toxoplasmosis makes it so that you don't have like a barrier between your thoughts and what you

01:26:30.640 say and i think you clearly have that yeah but i have that too and i have no i've had that for

01:26:34.800 fucking years before i ever came into contact with cats and okay i'm an alcoholic so i thought

01:26:40.880 it was just like retardation i think the alcohol just cancels out the cat bacterias and then i'm just

01:26:46.720 also have no barrier because i'm an alcoholic who's going to die young oh that's nice yeah there's that

01:26:52.240 that makes sense you're not going to die young you're not young anymore you're going to die but not

01:26:55.680 young that's fair enough you made it you made it bro congratulations you made into old hey can we plug

01:27:03.280 can we plug something real quick because yeah you said we're almost we need to do our ad read too i

01:27:06.960 think so yeah the sponsor hasn't paid us forget about it are they they haven't paid us now oh who

01:27:12.400 knows that's the account you i was kidding maybe after the fact sponsor uh watplive.com can

01:27:20.320 me and royce and uh carl familiar's podcast i believe top said he might uh be able to make it out

01:27:26.080 yeah i'm gonna try to go um could we uh maybe i was thinking right uh watplive there's still seats

01:27:32.400 left the meet and greets already sold out uh but it's gonna be a fun time it's really nice theater

01:27:37.040 in largo florida and uh it's gonna be a bunch of us there could could we maybe royce do we want to

01:27:42.800 like maybe run some like just a little little batch of shirts and hats to have there yeah we could

01:27:48.560 probably have to have that that'll be fun like exclusively for the event that would be fun yeah

01:27:54.480 because for road rage we sold uh pretty well when when marsh's liver gives out royce are you planning on

01:28:00.320 bringing top on as the co-host or no i mean look here's the thing like we i mean i've already

01:28:05.120 thought about it i think about it a lot and when marsh is when marsh finally and i don't think it's

01:28:10.880 gonna be like liver giving out i think it's gonna be like some just crazy car accident and and yeah

01:28:15.840 on the way like on the way to a casino the way the biloxi you know what's gonna be the best part

01:28:20.000 is it won't be my fault no it won't be that guaranteed i know that i know that's how it is with

01:28:24.320 him somebody else will be drunk and kill him he'll be sober he'll he'll have he'll have a 0.3

01:28:28.960 blood alcohol content but it still won't have been his fault he'll just get sideswiped that'll

01:28:33.120 be one beer i had on a stop with a steak on the way in into town and then i like went back on the

01:28:38.560 yeah but it'll be some guy with a 0.21 and he's got meth in his system and he'll t-bone you

01:28:44.320 oh man see that's why but this is why we have five five co-hosts because none of us are that great

01:28:49.600 but if one of us dies probably toad soon uh like we could still kind of like figure it out

01:28:54.560 like right yeah we'll all pivot i mean like you know royce could get could overdo it on the tea

01:28:59.920 and stuff and then like work it out he could buck and give himself a heart attack what if he becomes

01:29:04.240 a fitness influencer that'd be his thing royce is doing the thing with physical fitness that i do

01:29:09.040 with drugs and alcohol where now he's pushing it too hard and it's an addiction yeah so he could just

01:29:13.440 fucking he could stroke out turn a deadlift hey hey hey hey hey hey and i gotta pull it together let's

01:29:20.160 let's let's not come over me over me bud let's let go you're the one that when we first started

01:29:24.240 this show i remember this i'll never forget this this is something true we marsh goes yeah man i mean

01:29:30.560 i don't plan to make it more than six years anyway like seriously we've been doing this show seven years

01:29:34.960 now so he's already overstayed his welcome hey hey royce uh when when our other co-host who's not here

01:29:41.920 tonight the little tiny guy who's super jacked he he used to be really funny when he was fat and an

01:29:46.800 alcoholic yeah now now he only drinks once a month and he's super he's super in shape i'll drink

01:29:51.680 no okay well you drink so that's that's good but but i'm asking marsh actually

01:29:55.280 marsh has royce gotten less funny as he's gotten in better shape oh good question no actually royce has

01:30:00.800 got here's the thing because royce is funnier when he's like uh here's the royce is the funniest when

01:30:06.880 he's the most annoying to me as a person so the cockier he gets right like we've had times during the

01:30:14.640 show where he wasn't very cocky and he wasn't feeling great about himself and uh and he like

01:30:20.320 he was funny but he's been funnier lately because he's now like he can like oh look at my traps and

01:30:26.160 like i've never said that no you just post a picture without comment but like your trap said it

01:30:33.040 your trap the point is yeah he's becoming more of a cunt so yeah yes it's more extraneous on our

01:30:39.360 relationship however royce show if you want to subscribe revenge of this is how long i come yeah

01:30:46.000 he's been the funniest he's ever been because he's a cunt he's an absolute insufferable and it's great

01:30:51.040 rumbles help being on rumble also has helped i think being on rumble being able to say whatever

01:30:54.720 you want has been very helpful oh yeah roy roy like roy says the muscles and now he's wearing the tank

01:30:59.760 tops again and i'm drunk and i have a gun it's the best show it's ever been

01:31:03.840 our show is psychopathic now and honestly ever since we stopped we were black-pilled for a while

01:31:10.080 i got really fucked with all the politics but now we've been completely clown-pilled

01:31:13.120 and we take nothing seriously and the show has never been funnier we'll tap serious things we'll

01:31:18.640 be talking about a murder and we'll sexually objectify the reporter whether she's hot or not

01:31:24.560 dude we've had a bit going for seven years now where every time we'll do it like a new news report and

01:31:29.280 then we go whoa whoa whoa fuck everything like what is this like yeah and then we just like who's

01:31:35.360 this chick get her ig now yeah i used to be like when i would hear about mass shootings i would always

01:31:41.520 have the reaction of like oh who did it that's sad or like how many people died oh i wonder what their

01:31:47.040 lives are like now i'm just like uh don't care don't even don't even remotely care like the the news

01:31:52.480 dropped about the kansas city parade shooting and i was like i hope a lot of people died yeah me too

01:31:57.360 with the same way like bro people are saying how do you not care it's like how do you care how do

01:32:02.160 you care yeah i was like cheese you know it's justified i saw that so someone was like nine

01:32:07.120 children can you believe shot and immediately i was like damn they killed nine kids then i read the

01:32:11.280 article and it was like nah they're in the hospital like only one got shot and i was like oh like i

01:32:16.400 thought it was like that they were dead excited about something i don't know man once you start doing

01:32:21.840 a show you just look at a story you're like how many minutes of show time will that

01:32:28.720 that's all it is especially after vegas it's like all right 60 fucking you got 60 knocks bro like

01:32:34.880 two i don't give a fuck i don't give a fuck you think i'm gonna get out of bed for two

01:32:39.680 yeah sorry yeah oh there's another mass shooting no there wasn't i think that it's like there's two on

01:32:46.160 a tuesday in one hour in downtown chicago who gives a fuck this is you're describing my descent

01:32:52.720 my descent into conspiracy because like nothing could get me off anymore like i mean exactly you

01:32:58.000 killed 60 people fucking 9 11 coven i'm just like i just can't get hard anymore and then i found that

01:33:03.040 nephilim shit you know i'm saying and now everything's like real sexy again you guys are

01:33:06.800 gonna take the nephilim pill soon you're gonna love it it's delicious yeah clint takes the nephilim pill

01:33:12.800 you're overreaching i'm more i'm more i'm more everything's fake until it's proven gay now like

01:33:20.080 i don't think anything's real no that's where i'm at now like i think everything's just fake and gay

01:33:23.840 and every time immediately i'll always even if it looks real i'm like i don't know man it's probably

01:33:28.240 also fucking fake like i don't fucking trust this shit yeah because because everything is

01:33:32.720 fucking everything like like i saw i saw the kansas city shooting today and i was like i was like probably

01:33:37.680 cgi like whatever yeah steven spielberg you know i don't know it's it's the meme of like the aliens

01:33:43.840 landing and they're like haven't you been waiting this forever and it's just to do with the cigarette

01:33:47.600 and the beanie like yeah i got a lot i got a lot of stuff going on it was the guy who had those guys

01:33:52.560 freeze to death in his yard or whatever it was that guy yeah i mean look the term the term is world

01:33:58.720 weary and i have been world weary for a long time this is it's it's now to the point where like even in

01:34:06.160 pre-show meetings some of the most insane shit gets brought up and you can ask anyone how i'm like

01:34:10.960 yeah i know it's probably what is what what's going on right now like i don't even care like there's

01:34:16.560 nothing anymore that's gonna make me go i'm outraged i'm like no we live in a

01:34:21.280 fucking goblin demon world now like some of the hardest some of the hardest laughs we have some of

01:34:25.840 the hardest laughs we have on the show are when the fucking leader of the free world with his button

01:34:30.560 on on the doomsday button it's just a mush brain retard i had some of the hardest laughs now when

01:34:37.440 biden's not there because i'm like this is going to be the funniest end of the world that's at like

01:34:42.160 it's going to be awesome like there's never been ball of rome has nothing on us like i met with the

01:34:50.160 mexican president of egypt and you're like you're doing great buddy dude we have a we have a secretary of

01:34:55.440 defense that walks around with like three years into covid with a uh like pvc like pipe right in

01:35:01.600 front of his face and a mask and he's also dying of like kidney failure he doesn't even notify the

01:35:06.320 chain of command that he can't do his job but we had a bioweapon that was released three years ago

01:35:10.080 that killed 20 million people no one gives a it's like how am i supposed to care about

01:35:14.240 anything at this point yeah well i'm sorry yeah i'm i'm supposed to care about

01:35:18.240 banning tiktok i don't give a anymore yeah i don't give a like you take

01:35:23.520 you take my 10 seconds of joy away you motherfuckers absolutely no no bro that's

01:35:27.440 it but that's my point it's like i don't really give a fuck like you know it's nothing people

01:35:32.080 think that we're at this point where there's something to save i honestly what's what are

01:35:36.080 we going to save what are we what are we saving now there's nothing to fucking save the statue of

01:35:41.200 liberty is fucking meaningless and it's french so it's fucking gay it is it's fucking gay and the

01:35:46.560 country's filled with a fucking beaners and you know what and i'm a fucking beaner and i don't

01:35:50.400 fucking like these faggots the only thing i'm mad about tonight is the fact that 762 ammo is too

01:35:57.280 expensive i can't get a fucking full machine gun and the atlanta hawks lost like that's my life and

01:36:03.840 you know wait were they playing top lobster.com buy the fucking shirts i didn't have money on that one

01:36:09.760 yeah well i did just tell me memphis if memphis won i'll be happy yeah please stop you're happy

01:36:16.720 top lobster.com are these two guys like the same level they're very close in autism i didn't know

01:36:22.720 that you had this kind of autism merch but i'm realizing that you and toad you you're doing the

01:36:28.160 same things but like on slight like toad if you were cooler maybe you should get sunglasses and you

01:36:32.960 could be more like yeah dude you should get sunglasses i should just go outside because these

01:36:36.880 are transitions no go don't go outside that doesn't work yeah we record inside did you go to the

01:36:43.760 chiefs parade today don't go outside

01:36:48.320 bet on ncaa keep losing your parlays like i am and get drunk and ncaa i had some i had some money

01:36:54.240 on that on college basketball too yeah i know i lost on penn state already earlier tonight toad

01:37:00.160 i like to yeah toad's all right no oh my god this marsh guy's all right we were in vegas the strangest

01:37:07.360 love affair imaginable we we were in vegas valentine's day baby and the last time we were

01:37:12.080 in vegas the the night before we left marsh was up five thousand dollars it was awesome and i was

01:37:19.040 like that's fucking awesome bro i said do me a favor dude do yourself a favor put three thousand in the

01:37:23.840 room you know you want to keep gambling two thousand again i wake up in the morning i go i go to the room

01:37:29.520 because we get the problem was is we didn't work on that plan and now that's the new plan the original

01:37:35.040 plan was you said just stop and i was like you know i'm not going to stop and what what we should

01:37:40.320 have done is what the new plan is if i'm ever up five grand again i'm going to give royce three

01:37:45.760 thousand dollars of my slips and go right lock that in your safe i can't get in your room what floor

01:37:52.080 the mandalay bay were you on so no so like he just was like yeah i went loose and then what happened

01:37:56.880 was i was up another like no i was only up like four grand royce was this crap craps 700 more that night

01:38:04.080 no a lot of machines just slots the slots you animal no no no he was up for he was up for i

01:38:10.400 made chris from rumble money i've made royce i've made niggas money on slots you just have to know how

01:38:16.160 to control yourself the problem was so the problem was this in the morning i wake up and he's still

01:38:22.720 not back and i'm like hey man we got to check out and he walks in he never slept and i go well look on

01:38:27.200 the upside the first time you're leaving vegas up he goes oh no i'm down 300 oh my god you know what they

01:38:33.120 did you know what they did to me the juice right you're winning when you're winning that like the

01:38:37.520 drink girls never come around it's whatever and then all of a sudden when they're doing hand payouts

01:38:43.040 where they have to come and make you sign a slip and like reset the machine you're doing so good

01:38:48.320 all of a sudden the drink girls come around and then they send these asian girls around and start

01:38:52.080 giving shoulder massages for like 20 bucks yep and then all of a sudden you're like i'll sit here this

01:38:58.240 is great and they're just like all of a sudden the waitress is every three minutes you need another

01:39:03.280 would you like another it's it starts turning into jobs yeah i feel like a

01:39:08.080 millionaire and it sucks yeah marsh do you do you get the same thing i used to when i was a heavy

01:39:13.280 drinker that you get energized and you can't sleep and you just keep going forever yeah no i've always

01:39:19.200 did i've ran strip clubs for years so i'm just a night guy like i don't know the dude i got that when

01:39:24.160 i when i was a heavy drinker i couldn't sleep it was crazy no no no but i so i went to vegas i think

01:39:29.280 i've told the story before intervention like what's going on no no no we don't care no we don't care

01:39:34.400 drink as much as you want um i i went to to vegas when i was in i think early earlier mid-20s and i

01:39:40.160 fucking i i ended up sitting down at the excalibur playing no no limit poker and i i played for

01:39:47.840 for this is not an exaggeration 72 hours straight and i was not on cocaine it was just it was just

01:39:54.960 yeah you can do that but that's also because you probably have gambling addiction type tendencies

01:40:00.640 where you're like i'm having fun like yeah that's the problem of anything that you have but then but

01:40:06.640 then after drinking probably 50 like rum and cokes or whatever the fuck i was drinking i went to bed and i

01:40:13.600 and i i don't know if i slept wrong or if i had a stroke but i woke up and my left arm was numb for

01:40:17.600 a full day is that a problem holy shit whoa yeah that's probably not i've never gone look i've i

01:40:23.360 will say this i've never gone that hard yeah dude i like i did have a bad like when i went to biloxi

01:40:29.920 this last time it was christmas time i did spend most of christmas like eve oh no it was christmas day

01:40:36.800 itself like sick and in bed and throwing up but that i think i got sick i don't like that wasn't a

01:40:43.360 because i don't i never did 50 rum and cokes i never went that hard well i mean 72 hours

01:40:49.120 it's not like i counted yeah i've never done 72 hours like i i'm very much a like okay at some

01:40:55.920 point during this day we have to shut it down i gotta go to sleep we'll do it tomorrow see you're

01:41:01.680 responsible that's not responsible and it's voice i lost five grand which is not responsible one time i

01:41:08.720 i want a thousand bucks so i guess that was awesome that was good but um all right i would

01:41:14.480 like to ask you guys about the the rumble shit and and tell the story about the pussies or whatever

01:41:18.800 the fuck to top so uh we're gonna end the show here go ahead and do your plugs anybody oh wait

01:41:24.160 up yeah we actually have a guy to do our plugs we don't do our own plugs anymore so all right

01:41:27.440 all right you guys already gave them i think uh very much please uh the big thing right now is march

01:41:34.080 22nd in largo florida w atp live uh who are these podcasts i'm sure you guys know carl uh yeah they

01:41:42.400 dragged us mercilessly well you know what though it that's it was an honor i'm not taking it personally

01:41:50.480 and then when he doesn't when he doesn't dwell on you it's an honor you're like all right we got

01:41:55.200 ripped the one time and he moved on no we did it twice and then he came on and he came on our love

01:42:01.600 carl you know true story louis j gomez like threatened him because he wouldn't do a review

01:42:07.840 of his show and he's like i'll kick the out of you if i ever see you in public unless you do our show

01:42:13.520 and then carl ripped on his show and then they became pals that sounds like something that lewis

01:42:18.880 would do was it was it was it was it was it legion or or realized podcast i think it was a real

01:42:24.400 last podcast anyway um uh yeah but anyway uh uh yeah march 22nd w atp live there's still a lot of

01:42:31.840 seats left in the uh you know shitty section but it's still going to be lit there's a lot of people

01:42:37.280 there it'll be fun that'll be fun people should definitely turn out largo florida do not find us

01:42:42.000 a good titty bar to end the night in it'll be great uh rotcstore.com where you can buy money like

01:42:48.400 shirts that make us money make top lobster money hey puerto ricans really need to start stepping

01:42:54.240 it up in the wealth game and uh maybe he'll bring shirts to the event and that's it oh yeah that's

01:43:00.720 pretty much it revenge of the system rumble on rumble revenge of this on rumble that's basically a big

01:43:05.520 thing to plug happy valentine's day ladies and gentlemen and follow their twitter see you later

01:43:10.640 guys by the way look at royce's traps oh they do look all right um you there top lobster you're you're

01:43:20.560 gone i i just want to mention that these went on elijah shaffer's show now it's valentine's day

01:43:27.680 right and their chat hated uh tower gang i their producer was pretty good i i'll say that okay uh

01:43:35.360 they got over 18 000 views but it's like when your hooker goes out and makes out with another john

01:43:40.640 it's a little disturbing and i don't know how i feel about that on on valentine's day uh remember

01:43:46.080 hymns uh sponsors hymns for our valentine's day it sponsors tower gang and the the talking towers

01:43:52.720 especially if you're a christian out there and you want to get freaky take some hymns it'll help

01:43:57.440 you through your day we're gonna do a little bit of the um the disclaimers the legal stuff i'm just

01:44:02.320 want to break through here and i'm just gonna break through and and talk about the ones we have

01:44:05.840 apologies for today the las vegas shooters trannies downs hotties toad security guards on ellen

01:44:12.560 the undertaker ian michael miles chong retards mid retards autist oh and benjamin street shooters

01:44:20.160 bears tom cruise scientologists women jews people who can't hear chips chirps rob smith clint doing

01:44:28.000 backdoor stuff nigger faggots nephilim shit uh aliens and podcasts with pre-show meetings i don't

01:44:34.480 understand those guys have pre-show meetings that seems really weird uh tower gang toad he was on a

01:44:40.960 tower what is he on not a real podcast go check that out he's a fed when i say in the fed i mean

01:44:45.760 toad when are you going to kill yourself please do it pretty quick uh cole uh get in a guest spot

01:44:50.160 somewhere nephilim death squad they're doing like by the way i didn't do any research for this show

01:44:55.040 today on the the thing other than jose he is going to be on tower or tim cast okay he wasn't going to

01:45:01.440 be now he's going to be and then he isn't going to be uh go check out clint's show as always my show

01:45:07.440 uh oh yeah let's go back here to toplobster.com he's no longer doing merch engine we're not going

01:45:12.080 to talk about that like toplobster.com for all your merch necessities oh look at this clint sends me

01:45:17.600 yeah i have this uh button here it's it's a don't talk button so i think it's time for me to go uh look

01:45:23.120 for me on libertarian podcast review next week i think next week we're gonna um i don't know is toad

01:45:28.960 gonna be around he lost he lost on his thing see you guys bye it's the tower power hour slut

01:45:37.600 no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed

01:45:45.520 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:45:52.160 tower gang tower gang tower gang everybody lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose

01:45:58.320 toad his signal way jose just the tower power hour slow they made day spit all his power

01:46:03.680 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gun

01:46:10.400 they speak courage you sped and more than rogan

Tower Gang - February 15, 2024

Ep 164 - Little Dick Cope w⧸ Revenge of the Cis

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