Tower Gang - February 08, 2024


Ep 163 - Codename Toad


Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 58 minutes

Words per minute

211.92433

Word count

25,116

Sentence count

2,898

Harmful content

Misogyny

148

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Toxicity

1,297

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Hate speech

205

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Summary

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Clint Russell and his co-host Fat Dave are joined by special guest Jose Rodriguez to discuss anti-Semitism, autism, and the perils of being racist in your 20's and 30's. It's a good one.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 They brought an autism knife
00:00:05.780 to an autism gunfight.
00:00:11.980 We love Trump!
00:00:14.180 We love Trump!
00:00:15.800 We love Trump!
00:00:17.440 We love Trump! 1.00
00:00:18.480 Big mistake, motherfuckers! 1.00
00:00:25.880 Don't say call the ambulance, but not for me. 1.00
00:00:30.000 See the rider
00:00:35.520 Rising with the storm
00:00:39.360 Everything we say in here is in the Talmud, basically.
00:00:44.280 Where is it?
00:00:51.580 In between milking cats, I was reading anti-Semitic content.
00:01:00.000 I think our chat is funnier than us, because I wasn't even paying attention.
00:01:05.520 I'm reading the chat.
00:01:07.520 The lax and rising time is running out.
00:01:17.040 Sacrifice to buy some time on the hands of the cinema.
00:01:23.920 Sit up!
00:01:25.280 It's a suffocation!
00:01:26.720 Sit up!
00:01:27.280 What, the moan thing? 1.00
00:01:30.940 Yeah, the one where he holds up his fucking dad's cabinet now. 0.99
00:01:32.980 I literally just watched the head, and then I was like, I lost interest. 0.99
00:01:35.980 I'm like, okay, cool, pet.
00:01:36.700 He goes, they're so desensitized.
00:01:40.800 In the first four seconds, he picks up his dad's head that's in saran wrap.
00:01:55.060 He then just shows it to you, and he goes, my dad was a federal agent for 30 years.
00:02:00.160 He's dead now.
00:02:00.940 And he throws it into a trash can.
00:02:02.380 Jose goes, I've seen enough, no longer interested, shuts it off.
00:02:06.460 Clint goes, 1.00
00:02:07.500 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:02:32.380 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:02:34.540 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00
00:02:36.200 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's mussy? 1.00
00:02:41.200 You want to kill me, or you want to give me a bone? 1.00
00:02:43.860 I don't know. 1.00
00:02:45.020 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00
00:02:48.300 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 1.00
00:02:50.520 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in, and then do that shit where they're like, 0.99
00:02:54.080 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00
00:02:58.800 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00
00:03:01.000 Toad's a liar. 1.00
00:03:06.280 She was a 10 in real life. 1.00
00:03:07.680 She's like a dead 8.
00:03:11.280 Louis, you're like a brother to me.
00:03:12.580 Donald Trump, you come on Tower Gang.
00:03:14.560 That is why.
00:03:15.040 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00
00:03:17.600 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:03:20.000 That is shit. 1.00
00:03:20.620 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:03:26.440 This shit is retarded. 1.00
00:03:27.260 Come, ladies and gentlemen, to the most dangerous and retarded program on the internet. 1.00
00:03:33.720 You should not be watching this. 0.99
00:03:35.220 In fact, your IQ is currently decreasing.
00:03:37.980 This is Clint Russell.
00:03:38.720 I'm the host of Liberty Lockdown.
00:03:39.840 You are watching Tower Gang because it's 9-11 p.m. on a Wednesday. 0.98
00:03:43.240 And that's when we get racist and retarded with y'all. 0.97
00:03:47.560 I mean, I've been racist all week. 0.99
00:03:52.260 It's crazy.
00:03:52.860 I've been really trying my best to be as racist as possible.
00:03:56.160 And the benefits that I'm receiving from it, Clint, I mean, there's really no arguing.
00:04:00.380 It's a method to success.
00:04:01.620 I mean, in fairness, I haven't noticed any increase in your racism over the past week.
00:04:06.540 It seems fairly standard.
00:04:08.140 The funny thing is, I've taken a different route and done vigorous research, and now I'm becoming anti-Semitic as opposed to an inflexive thing like you. 0.65
00:04:16.620 It's so funny.
00:04:17.060 You were like, guys, I've been researching some stuff, and God, it's all starting to point up to certain people.
00:04:24.620 Top is an intrinsic racist.
00:04:27.060 He didn't need to do any research. 0.97
00:04:28.520 I'm extrinsically anti-Semitic.
00:04:31.620 If you actually – it's kind of a weird thing because, like, sometimes you go, like, hey, per capita – like, if we're just going just on –
00:04:37.900 Per capita.
00:04:39.860 How many Jews per capita?
00:04:42.660 What I was saying is, like –
00:04:43.700 It perfectly correlates to the evil per capita as well.
00:04:47.340 If you looked at, like, Top's just, like, bank account of racism, he has a lot more racism in his bank account than Jose does.
00:04:53.120 But Jose's racism is going up at a more rapid pace than Top's is.
00:04:58.840 Top's is kind of like – he's just steady.
00:05:00.800 Just steady racism.
00:05:01.620 He's high-time preference racism.
00:05:03.860 I'm low-time preference racism.
00:05:04.920 Yeah, you're slowly – yeah, you're over time.
00:05:07.400 Yeah, and, like, it's more quality because of it.
00:05:09.480 Like, I'm receiving more gains.
00:05:11.220 Give it 10 years.
00:05:12.220 Cole, show the arc of the –
00:05:14.400 Let me go to this thing.
00:05:15.900 I was like –
00:05:16.900 I prefer Top's brand of racism because he just innately, like, knows that these people are evil.
00:05:23.660 Whereas Jose actually has to, like, be, like, one of the autistic libertarians and actually, like, do the research and look it up.
00:05:29.000 Wait a minute.
00:05:29.860 I don't know.
00:05:30.380 Are they actually evil?
00:05:31.580 Let me –
00:05:32.300 Wait, so you're telling me 50% of that one point were part of this weird satanic sect that the whole thing was about infiltrating in different religions and groups?
00:05:41.020 Huh, that's weird.
00:05:42.360 There's no way that has any implications in today's world, right?
00:05:45.240 It's hard to believe.
00:05:46.220 Only 13% of that population is doing 50% of the global subversions.
00:05:50.840 Wild.
00:05:53.420 50% actually seems kind of low, like, if you're thinking –
00:05:56.520 I mean, to be fair, those are the Jewish numbers they gave you.
00:05:59.860 Literally, like, you go to Jewish sources and you're like, whoa, this is what you're saying?
00:06:03.700 What's the real story?
00:06:05.920 Six minutes in, we've already been nuked.
00:06:07.700 Fantastic work.
00:06:08.320 There has to be a constant – there has to be some constant value that they multiply.
00:06:11.900 We didn't even get past the intro.
00:06:13.340 I think you introed just me.
00:06:14.980 Yep.
00:06:15.360 No, I didn't even intro you. 1.00
00:06:16.380 Oh, straight anti-Semitism, no fucking intro. 1.00
00:06:18.480 All gas, no brakes. 1.00
00:06:20.260 Just like the Nazis. 0.88
00:06:20.820 There has to be some constant value they're multiplying every number by, and it either goes up or down to get to where, like, the Jew number. 0.77
00:06:26.820 It's probably some multiple of six.
00:06:28.440 It's called Zabalone and money magic is what you're getting at, I think?
00:06:31.920 Well, because it's like six million, that's way too high, but, like, 50% of subversions, that's way too low.
00:06:37.000 They're multiplying something by the same number to get those numbers that they're giving us.
00:06:40.440 I don't know.
00:06:41.120 I actually prefer all gas, no brakes.
00:06:43.160 You know that Mickey – you remember that Mickey animated thing where, like, he's on the famous, like, Fantasia thing where he's the wizard?
00:06:50.180 That's him.
00:06:50.860 That's who Cole is.
00:06:51.760 He's that wizard right there.
00:06:53.220 Oh, I had a point. 0.98
00:06:53.960 I fucking totally forgot. 0.98
00:06:54.900 I'm way too stoned. 0.98
00:06:55.960 It was genius in my head, and I was going to connect to something else and make a pun, and then I forgot the pun as I was delivering it. 0.91
00:07:01.340 I'm like, now this is retarded. 1.00
00:07:03.360 Now Cole is just a wizard from Fantasia with no pun. 0.98
00:07:06.400 I will – later I'll tell you the scheme of the joke, and then I realized now it makes no fucking sense. 0.92
00:07:12.900 Time out.
00:07:13.380 I'm figuring out what's going on here.
00:07:15.160 Jose, you're way too high, and Cole, I saw you with a bottle of whiskey before we started the show.
00:07:20.560 I have – 1.00
00:07:21.400 They're just fucked up. 1.00
00:07:22.600 A glass of some Jameson. 0.99
00:07:24.720 I was honestly trying to pay attention to what they were talking about that whole time, and I was like, I don't – this doesn't make any sense.
00:07:29.340 I saw your eyes light up when I said Babylonian money magic. 0.99
00:07:32.320 You're like, oh, this motherfucker is fitting. 0.99
00:07:35.300 Top, did you ever watch that thing I sent you today? 1.00
00:07:37.880 No.
00:07:38.220 No, you probably didn't.
00:07:38.620 No, you didn't.
00:07:39.260 It's – you've probably already seen it.
00:07:40.480 It was the kid's show about Lilith and about the devil.
00:07:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:07:44.320 I saw that months ago.
00:07:45.400 Thanks.
00:07:45.700 Thanks for sending it.
00:07:46.420 Oh, I remember the joke.
00:07:48.200 I was getting – I was making a pun off of Babylonian money magic and how he's the retard wizard like that Mickey – like Mickey in that. 1.00
00:07:54.020 Like he's the apprentice. 0.99
00:07:54.780 He fucks everything up. 0.99
00:07:55.620 That's the whole shtick. 0.99
00:07:56.480 This is a total toad joke when I think about it.
00:07:58.340 I was way off.
00:07:58.940 I thought you were going to the Walt Disney.
00:08:00.380 Yeah, I was playing off Babylonian money magic, which is an anti-Semitic trope.
00:08:04.160 I don't want to cut you off on this metaphor that's not very funny, but I'm going to do it just for the sake of the show and our audience.
00:08:10.000 I think we should just mute Jose because he's like in this sage mode of whatever, and I just don't like it.
00:08:17.880 It's rule of five, and Dave Smith is coming on soon.
00:08:20.400 Yeah.
00:08:20.860 Oh, that's right.
00:08:22.080 For the team, I will sit out because we do have Dave Smith here soon.
00:08:25.120 At some point.
00:08:25.960 Look, everybody, please, please.
00:08:27.580 It's important that we get into the show at some point.
00:08:30.160 We got –
00:08:30.500 We don't even know what we're doing.
00:08:33.560 We got the curator of the finest wares in all the lands, the wizard of cloth, Mr. Top Lobster.
00:08:40.180 We've got Cole, who is the host of working and benching and pressing and lifting and squatting and just generally attracting the homosexual audience. 0.98
00:08:50.240 Shout out to Matt.
00:08:51.380 Two and a half plates is the show now.
00:08:53.100 We've got Jose, who's the host of Two and a Half Jose's.
00:08:56.640 He's absolutely fantastic at deep diving and making me feel like I'm schizophrenic.
00:09:01.600 And then we've got the host of Two and a Half Deads, and that is Mr. Toad.
00:09:06.780 Look, I just want to cut to the chase. 0.99
00:09:08.760 Can we please talk about Drake's cock? 1.00
00:09:11.420 Wow. 0.99
00:09:12.020 That's what you want to talk about?
00:09:13.220 I really want to talk about it.
00:09:14.400 I haven't looked.
00:09:15.200 I looked for his – I did look for it. 0.99
00:09:17.960 Tyler, bring up the cock. 1.00
00:09:19.180 Is there a way that we could bring up the cock? 1.00
00:09:23.260 No, you can't. 0.98
00:09:23.860 Yes, we could.
00:09:24.460 The stream will be gone, though.
00:09:25.600 No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:26.420 You can bring it up.
00:09:27.880 We don't bring it on screen, but we can see it down at the bottom.
00:09:30.680 Top, draw it real quick.
00:09:32.360 That's how we get around it.
00:09:33.300 Draw it.
00:09:34.080 Oh, I see.
00:09:35.000 You don't have enough ink to draw this thing.
00:09:37.520 No, no, no.
00:09:38.280 I think we're allowed to, because the picture I'm seeing, it's actually – he's clothed, but you can see his bulge.
00:09:43.460 That's not what it is.
00:09:44.760 That's not it.
00:09:45.420 No.
00:09:46.040 That is not what it is.
00:09:47.280 That's just a picture of Clint.
00:09:48.060 I'll take that, though.
00:09:48.980 If we have one where he's wearing underwear and just kind of grabbing it so you can kind of purposely see the indent.
00:09:53.100 That's not what it is.
00:09:54.780 If you do give me the picture, I will describe it.
00:09:57.000 Wait, wait. 0.89
00:09:57.640 Toad, in your Excel spreadsheet, just write down bring up the cock as one of the episode submissions. 0.60
00:10:03.420 I just want to get that in there before we keep talking about – 0.93
00:10:05.420 Cole, Cole, please.
00:10:06.520 Just open up X, type in Drake into the search bar, go to media, and you'll see it immediately.
00:10:11.400 Is it really going to be like the first thing?
00:10:13.960 It's been posted one trillion times.
00:10:15.880 You'll see it.
00:10:16.240 It was buried.
00:10:17.080 Let me tell you.
00:10:17.620 This is what he's doing, Toad. 1.00
00:10:19.180 He's grabbing his dick by the base of his cock, and he's swinging it like a helicopter, 1.00
00:10:23.960 but the thing is so long that as he swings it – 1.00
00:10:26.460 Holy shit! 1.00
00:10:28.920 Yo, motherfucker floats off the bed like a helicopter. 1.00
00:10:32.280 Okay. 1.00
00:10:33.100 That's not real.
00:10:34.520 Oh, Mark.
00:10:35.380 That is not him. 0.98
00:10:36.360 There's no fucking way that's him. 0.96
00:10:38.200 Dude, it's all – 0.99
00:10:38.600 I know, right? 0.97
00:10:39.120 It's all fucking wet. 0.99
00:10:40.540 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:10:41.280 It looks like – 0.99
00:10:42.200 I don't remember there being any –
00:10:45.200 That's in between your legs right now, Toad.
00:10:47.100 Toad's looking at the wrong picture again.
00:10:48.660 He's like, it's all wet.
00:10:50.480 I might be.
00:10:51.380 I don't know.
00:10:51.980 This is the wild –
00:10:52.980 Okay.
00:10:53.480 All right.
00:10:53.640 Describe it.
00:10:54.160 Wait.
00:10:54.620 Describe it.
00:10:54.980 Who is Drake?
00:10:55.800 Do you know who Drake is?
00:10:57.240 Me? 0.95
00:10:57.440 I feel like Toad is the type of nigga to not know who Drake is. 1.00
00:11:00.580 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:00.760 He's a Canadian rapper slash pedophile. 1.00
00:11:03.120 That nigga from Degrassi. 1.00
00:11:05.220 Yeah. 0.98
00:11:05.660 I thought he would say Degrassi.
00:11:07.300 That would be really funny.
00:11:07.380 Is that the one you're looking at, Toad?
00:11:08.720 That's the one I'm looking at.
00:11:10.040 Okay.
00:11:10.780 Okay.
00:11:11.140 So this is a video.
00:11:11.980 No, no, it is not.
00:11:14.180 It's a full video, and I want to point this out there.
00:11:17.980 One, Drake is circumcised.
00:11:19.980 I guess that's big news, breaking news.
00:11:22.200 Shalom.
00:11:23.580 Drake is circumcised.
00:11:24.780 Also, not hard.
00:11:26.820 He's like – 0.99
00:11:28.640 It looks like he already got done jerking off or having sex is what it looks like. 0.99
00:11:32.660 I totally disagree. 1.00
00:11:34.000 He's got one of those dicks that never gets hard. 1.00
00:11:35.940 It's a flopper. 1.00
00:11:37.980 It is 100%. 1.00
00:11:38.840 You know how many bitches he probably fucked that he probably can't even get hard anymore 1.00
00:11:42.640 because it's just so mundane. 1.00
00:11:43.740 That's why he's into guys. 0.99
00:11:45.040 That's why he's gay. 1.00
00:11:45.580 Is he? 0.95
00:11:46.080 Oh, that makes sense. 0.99
00:11:47.180 He would murder men with that thing. 0.98
00:11:50.060 No way. 1.00
00:11:50.340 Is he really gay? 0.97
00:11:51.520 100% he's gay. 0.91
00:11:52.640 Many men.
00:11:53.140 No, no, no.
00:11:53.700 Hold on.
00:11:54.140 You can't just make up like a – 0.99
00:11:55.180 Wish death upon me.
00:11:56.220 You can't just say things without evidence? 0.94
00:11:58.320 Really, Top?
00:12:00.880 Top of the group is all evidence when it comes to rappers.
00:12:03.760 By the way, Dave Smith will be here any minute.
00:12:05.740 Rumors without evidence. 0.99
00:12:06.720 He fucked Millie Bobby Brown. 1.00
00:12:08.960 Yeah, we're just going to keep vamping. 1.00
00:12:10.340 We're going to keep vamping until Dave Smith shows up.
00:12:12.220 She probably had the 11th thing going on.
00:12:12.920 I'll tell you this.
00:12:13.540 I'll tell you this much.
00:12:14.580 There's no chance that he actually raped Millie Bobby Brown.
00:12:18.000 She would not exist any longer.
00:12:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:12:20.640 I will say it is – it's a long one.
00:12:23.680 It doesn't seem very thick.
00:12:24.860 Like, it just looks like a normal –
00:12:26.180 I would like to – wait.
00:12:27.340 I wish we had an Aboriginal person to translate what you're saying. 0.98
00:12:30.900 That would be really fucking funny. 0.97
00:12:32.520 It's not the long one. 0.96
00:12:35.200 It's the short one.
00:12:36.360 And he took the short one.
00:12:38.020 The long one.
00:12:39.740 It's long.
00:12:41.440 It's just not thick.
00:12:42.740 Bro, your hand gap doesn't do it even close to – 0.98
00:12:46.560 Do the actual fucking – 0.98
00:12:47.860 No, listen, it actually – it's crazy because, like, he is rubbing it with his hands and it takes like a full – he goes like a full, like – it's a full stroke. 1.00
00:12:55.920 Oh, shit. 0.97
00:12:56.080 I see it now. 1.00
00:12:56.960 Oh, god damn it. 1.00
00:12:57.920 It's a full fucking stroke. 1.00
00:12:59.560 It's crazy. 0.99
00:12:59.920 I guess I got to look this up, huh?
00:13:01.020 It's crazy.
00:13:02.240 What keywords did you use?
00:13:03.800 Drake.
00:13:04.520 Drake Dick. 0.84
00:13:05.020 Literally, I looked up Drake and went to media.
00:13:06.860 Just like he said, you scroll down like three or four.
00:13:09.240 Drake Dick.
00:13:09.740 It's right there.
00:13:10.480 Dude, he's – it looks like he's like partially –
00:13:11.980 But it's floppy.
00:13:13.000 It's crazy.
00:13:13.640 It's like – 0.99
00:13:14.060 It's floppy, but it looks like he's almost jerking off almost. 1.00
00:13:16.360 This is – for men that are married, this put me in the same situation as when Chris Brown's dick was released and I'm like, did my fucking wife see this? 1.00
00:13:25.440 You know, I'm like, now I got to think – because then I seen it. 1.00
00:13:27.460 Chris Brown's dick is as big as his leg and now the whole thing with Drake, I'm like, this is uncomfortable. 1.00
00:13:32.400 But it makes me feel – 1.00
00:13:33.020 Jose, you see that thing?
00:13:34.360 Yeah, I can see the video. 0.99
00:13:35.780 It's funny because he's literally jerking off and then also kind of fucking rubbing – like, just kind of being a goofy goober, you know? 1.00
00:13:41.780 You know, the dead soft part that's, like, above his entire hand, that's bigger than my dick. 1.00
00:13:48.420 Wait a second. 1.00
00:13:49.200 Wait a second.
00:13:49.780 No, this could actually – now I'm thinking.
00:13:51.860 Drake got, like, mad money and he spends it all the time.
00:13:55.840 He's always losing money.
00:13:57.140 What if this is just a prank and, like, the most elaborate – 1.00
00:13:59.960 It's a prosthetic dick. 1.00
00:14:00.820 It does look like a prosthetic dick. 1.00
00:14:03.000 Like, the way it moves and, like, just – 1.00
00:14:05.780 Dude, this is white man cope. 0.55
00:14:08.740 No, dude.
00:14:09.400 It might be.
00:14:10.600 No, here's the thing, though, is I actually feel good because – 0.99
00:14:11.980 That's the most hilarious shit ever. 0.99
00:14:13.700 Wouldn't you do that? 1.00
00:14:15.340 Yeah, well, of course. 1.00
00:14:16.240 If I was super famous, I would just put out videos of my fake ginormous dick. 1.00
00:14:20.340 Of course. 1.00
00:14:21.060 That's fucking funny. 1.00
00:14:22.020 No, I actually feel good about my dick because if his dick really is just that floppy, like, it's just – like, that's how it gets hard. 1.00
00:14:29.120 I'm like, I can get way harder than that. 1.00
00:14:30.620 At least my penis is rock solid. 1.00
00:14:34.160 Yeah, but you don't have a 25-inch limp dick, though. 1.00
00:14:36.920 They bring up good points. 1.00
00:14:37.840 I now doubt the veracity of his cock. 0.99
00:14:39.660 Yeah, we got a $1 super chat by Lando Boy. 0.99
00:14:43.120 I will admit, when I didn't see Dave immediately, I thought Top masturbated me into thinking he was coming onto the show. 0.93
00:14:48.820 He did do that, yes.
00:14:49.940 Why would I do that?
00:14:50.940 Play to the people, and it was easy. 1.00
00:14:53.280 Oh, that's – damn it. 0.99
00:14:54.240 I wanted you to play the tape. 0.98
00:14:55.500 No, he's going to be here, though.
00:14:56.560 There you go.
00:14:56.900 I was trying to work in a hard disc versus floppy disc joke, but that would have sucked, so I didn't do it.
00:15:03.200 I would have gotten it.
00:15:03.980 Well, thanks for telling us about the jokes that you left on the cutting room floor.
00:15:06.100 I would have gotten it, Toad, and I would have given you a –
00:15:08.460 Toad, do you know what?
00:15:09.460 Write that down in, like, a little notebook, and then after the show, throw it out.
00:15:14.380 I'm spitting on it.
00:15:14.940 Every time you had an idea, that you're like, that's not going to be good.
00:15:17.860 I thought you were going to go positive with it, be like, workshop it, build it, you know, use it later.
00:15:22.360 No.
00:15:22.560 But no, just the other way.
00:15:23.660 Legitimately –
00:15:23.860 Write it down on paper and light the paper on fire. 1.00
00:15:25.640 Legitimately, do you think that's his erect penis? 1.00
00:15:27.260 Drake's got that 12-inch floppy, man. 1.00
00:15:29.340 No, I think his dick gets hard, and it's bigger than the fucking Eiffel Tower. 1.00
00:15:33.260 I now think – don't think it's a penis. 1.00
00:15:35.080 Wait, is Chris Brown – 0.98
00:15:35.840 It's actually – it really – the way it moves –
00:15:38.300 It looks bizarre.
00:15:39.260 It doesn't have – it's something about it. 0.97
00:15:41.500 It just doesn't have the dick quality about it. 0.93
00:15:43.460 I feel like – 0.99
00:15:44.100 It's like the uncanny valley of cock. 0.98
00:15:45.860 Like, I look at it, something's off. 0.93
00:15:48.400 You ever seen – 0.99
00:15:49.180 I've seen a million dicks. 0.99
00:15:51.480 I mean, like, I was watching porn at, like, 12. 1.00
00:15:54.220 Like, fucking – like, I've seen a lot of cock. 0.99
00:15:56.920 Something about that does not corroborate – 1.00
00:15:59.200 It does not, like, match up with my concept of cock. 0.98
00:16:01.180 Something about it's off. 1.00
00:16:01.660 You ever seen a video of a silicone penis getting, like, thrown at a wall? 1.00
00:16:04.640 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:04.780 And the way it moves?
00:16:05.520 I got it, yeah.
00:16:06.040 That's the way it moves.
00:16:07.040 Yeah, that's why I laughed at first, because it was moving so goofy. 0.58
00:16:10.420 And I was like, he's being a goofy goober.
00:16:12.180 And then I look at it again, and I go, something's off. 0.99
00:16:14.660 Like, dicks don't move like that. 0.99
00:16:15.900 It also matches his skin tone way too well. 0.99
00:16:18.760 I like how mad Clint is.
00:16:20.200 Like, he's like, these niggas don't believe this. 1.00
00:16:21.600 This motherfucker's dick is huge, guys. 1.00
00:16:24.120 Wait, wait. 1.00
00:16:24.780 I think it's white man cope.
00:16:26.000 Look, I don't want it to be real either, but it is. 1.00
00:16:28.120 What do you think Kanye's dick is better than Drake's dick? 1.00
00:16:30.820 There is no dick better than Drake's dick. 1.00
00:16:32.640 Are you out of your mind? 1.00
00:16:33.560 Wait, compare it to – 1.00
00:16:34.280 I feel like Kanye is a little dick, to be honest. 0.99
00:16:36.060 We know Chris Brown's is real, right? 0.99
00:16:38.180 And Chris Brown's has got to be big, because it did that amount of damage to Rihanna.
00:16:42.000 What about Ray J? 1.00
00:16:42.720 That was his fist, not his dick. 1.00
00:16:44.580 You know what's funny? 0.99
00:16:45.440 I never watched the Ray J video, so it was Ray J.
00:16:47.900 Also, also a python. 0.99
00:16:50.060 Yeah, he's like the kind of dick that where, like, it makes the porn whack, 1.00
00:16:53.580 because the chick is like – 1.00
00:16:55.060 And he's like, kind of can only half-stroke it, you know?
00:16:58.300 Ray J. Johnson?
00:17:01.120 What did you say?
00:17:02.280 Ray J. Johnson.
00:17:03.220 That was his name, right?
00:17:04.740 I have no idea.
00:17:05.480 I thought it was some sort of joke. 1.00
00:17:06.600 Why would you know his last name, you absolute fucking pervert? 1.00
00:17:08.960 Ray J. Johnson. 1.00
00:17:09.820 I think I remember that he was, like, Brandy's brother or something like that.
00:17:12.920 Yes.
00:17:13.020 Correct.
00:17:13.400 Yep, yep, yep.
00:17:14.080 But they're all brothers.
00:17:15.180 You know what I'm saying?
00:17:15.780 So I was like, I don't know what to believe.
00:17:17.240 Black history, my baby. 0.73
00:17:18.480 If there was such a thing as a black cowboy, I feel like this would be the lasso. 1.00
00:17:22.820 This is what black cowboys use. 1.00
00:17:24.240 It's just Drake's cock. 1.00
00:17:25.440 The thing is fucking gigantic. 1.00
00:17:26.840 You guys really think it's floppy like a piece of rope? 0.99
00:17:28.800 Yeah. 0.66
00:17:29.140 He's not even black. 0.99
00:17:29.900 The more I think about it, the more – nope. 0.92
00:17:31.840 There is a black cowboy in Blazing Saddles.
00:17:33.300 It's an op.
00:17:33.980 It's a total op.
00:17:34.460 Cowboy gem. 1.00
00:17:36.820 The fucking sheriff. 1.00
00:17:37.920 Moment of silence. 1.00
00:17:39.040 Did he just make a Blazing Saddles joke?
00:17:41.340 Yeah.
00:17:41.720 In 2024.
00:17:43.200 That's a great movie, man.
00:17:44.480 Yeah.
00:17:45.220 That is a great movie.
00:17:47.360 All right. 0.99
00:17:47.700 What the fuck was that? 0.99
00:17:48.660 We got a mailbag? 1.00
00:17:49.840 Or are we just going to sit here and sit here and sit here? 0.99
00:17:50.700 God damn it. 0.99
00:17:51.380 He stopped the show. 1.00
00:17:52.360 Did you see that?
00:17:53.540 Did you see how well we were – like, we were vibing.
00:17:55.820 And he comes in here with a Blazing Saddle joke and just killed the whole float.
00:17:59.840 Oh, I thought you were talking about me.
00:18:00.920 No, I agree with that.
00:18:01.900 No, no, no, no, no.
00:18:02.620 He killed the whole float so that Jose had to go to mailbag to save face.
00:18:06.540 Yeah, totally.
00:18:07.440 I tried.
00:18:08.820 It still is very noticeable.
00:18:10.300 It's not a good look for us, guys.
00:18:11.660 Let's move on to mailbag and not, like, keep dragging this on.
00:18:14.820 Let me tell you something, Mr. Toad. 0.99
00:18:16.420 It's fucked up, bro. 0.99
00:18:17.880 Wait, where did that buzzer come from? 1.00
00:18:19.400 I thought someone was yelling in your hallway.
00:18:21.300 Dude, I heard a – yeah, Jacob Hornberger is in his house right now.
00:18:24.360 But I heard a basketball buzzer before that.
00:18:26.200 Did you hear that?
00:18:27.220 Yes.
00:18:28.260 Yeah.
00:18:28.880 Oh, that's us?
00:18:29.580 I do love the idea of getting new soundbites thrown at you and not knowing because you do have that moment of having to figure it out because it took me a moment of, like, what am I experiencing right now?
00:18:39.460 Except for the –
00:18:40.180 This actually brings up a good point.
00:18:42.360 This brings up a good point.
00:18:42.980 You can put that one everywhere and I will never get it.
00:18:44.660 In the group chat this week, I was critiquing Toad because, like, retarded people are fun, right? 1.00
00:18:50.860 Like, they're fucking awesome. 0.99
00:18:52.340 They hug a lot. 0.99
00:18:54.040 They're fucking – they're really endearing. 1.00
00:18:55.660 They get SNL hosting gigs? 1.00
00:18:56.600 Yeah, they get SNL hosting gigs. 0.96
00:18:58.420 They're very racist. 1.00
00:18:59.200 They're fucking awesome people, right? 1.00
00:19:00.780 But then, like, Toad is obviously retarded too, but he's just, like, he's none of that. 1.00
00:19:05.380 And I feel like –
00:19:06.360 What? 0.98
00:19:07.000 I feel like he needs to be more retarded. 1.00
00:19:09.940 You know what I'm saying? 0.98
00:19:10.960 Like, why –
00:19:12.100 Are you talking, like –
00:19:12.960 You're talking in reference because –
00:19:14.240 So, in reference to my poll, I said, like, who would you rather live around?
00:19:18.460 And then I said blacks, Indian featherheads, or Downs people. 1.00
00:19:22.720 And let me tell you, 10,000 people voted for Downs people. 0.86
00:19:26.200 Off the chart.
00:19:26.680 In, like, 80%. 1.00
00:19:27.880 They're the shit. 1.00
00:19:29.100 They are really fucking cool. 1.00
00:19:30.240 Yeah, they're dope, dude. 0.99
00:19:31.040 But you were thinking about Downs retarded people and how dope they are because of that poll, right? 1.00
00:19:34.620 And then you looked at Toad – and I get it. 0.71
00:19:36.640 I get it.
00:19:37.160 He's not exciting. 0.94
00:19:39.200 Like, if we're a retarded person. 0.94
00:19:40.740 He's just mean. 1.00
00:19:41.760 Retards are fucking so nice. 0.99
00:19:43.500 Have you ever, like, had that talk with your wife of, like, what we would do if, like, we had a Downs kid? 0.99
00:19:48.600 Like, what would you do?
00:19:49.900 I'm afraid –
00:19:50.740 Give him the biggest hug? 0.98
00:19:51.780 I have a homie I fucking chill with for life now. 0.97
00:19:54.340 Give him the biggest hug imaginable? 0.94
00:19:55.960 I don't know, dude.
00:19:56.600 I've been – we're trying for another one. 0.87
00:19:58.740 And in the back of my mind, I was like, it would be me that gets a retarded baby. 0.97
00:20:02.180 Like, it's just going –
00:20:02.440 But it would be so cool.
00:20:03.600 And I'm like –
00:20:04.200 Cole, you and your Downs syndrome – that's a sitcom right there.
00:20:07.340 That's a sitcom.
00:20:08.380 You and your Downs syndrome son. 1.00
00:20:08.660 Dude, even without any sort of chromosomal issues, you're still going to have a fucking really retarded kid. 1.00
00:20:12.800 Can you imagine, like, 50-year-old Cole with his, like, adult Downs syndrome son that still has to live with him? 0.99
00:20:17.900 Just – it would be, like, the coolest fucking sitcom ever. 0.98
00:20:20.380 Yeah, look at this. 0.98
00:20:20.900 You know what's going to be really sad?
00:20:22.040 It would be called Down South.
00:20:24.180 What's going to be really sad is when Aiden grows up, right, and he's, like, way smarter than you and Liz, just by default.
00:20:31.980 He's already –
00:20:32.440 He has, like, average IQ, but he's, like, that much smarter than you in the household.
00:20:36.200 It will be, like, when two midget parents have, like, a regular-sized baby. 1.00
00:20:41.820 Full-sized, yeah.
00:20:42.540 Yeah, like, like, like, like, you know, and you're, like –
00:20:45.100 What's in the Little People Big World?
00:20:47.620 Like, they had the one kid that was, like, actually normal, and he's, like, walking around.
00:20:51.620 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:20:51.800 Looks like a fucking giant among them. 1.00
00:20:53.520 They're just like, can you get that shit on the big – on the top shelf? 1.00
00:20:55.720 He's like, yeah. 0.99
00:20:56.000 You better be nice to that regular-sized kid. 1.00
00:20:57.680 He'll fucking just smash you into the ground. 0.99
00:20:59.040 Cole's son has already surpassed him in reading level. 1.00
00:21:02.000 You already made that joke.
00:21:03.440 No, never have.
00:21:05.520 You made it, like, 15 seconds ago.
00:21:07.520 What?
00:21:07.860 And I'm afraid and might be into chicks now, BRB, going to check. 1.00
00:21:11.340 Oh, well, we just turned Josie gay by seeing Drake's cock. 1.00
00:21:15.080 Fascinating. 1.00
00:21:15.560 Don't worry.
00:21:15.860 It's not really good.
00:21:17.980 It's fake, bro.
00:21:19.520 It's completely fake.
00:21:20.420 I can't understand why you want it to be real so bad, Clint. 0.98
00:21:23.480 Yeah, if anything, it's a little gay. 0.95
00:21:26.280 That's how gay it was. 1.00
00:21:27.460 I like that he froze. 0.99
00:21:28.960 I can't live in a room because they have huge cocks. 1.00
00:21:32.000 It's Drake's fake. 0.99
00:21:34.620 We just know.
00:21:35.480 All right.
00:21:35.720 All right. 1.00
00:21:35.920 Fucking mailbag. 1.00
00:21:36.580 Go. 1.00
00:21:36.860 Yeah, let's go mailbag.
00:21:37.880 Yeah.
00:21:38.720 Mailbag.
00:21:39.560 All right.
00:21:43.660 AOCD is – I don't even know if we can talk about this, to be honest.
00:21:47.160 Should we save the mailbag until Dave gets here?
00:21:50.020 Loved my new job until they hired a woman to be my new manager. 1.00
00:21:55.640 Women managers suck and honestly make me more misogynistic. 1.00
00:21:59.300 Well, obviously. 1.00
00:22:00.280 Have you guys ever had a terrible boss or manager?
00:22:03.100 I don't know if we can answer this without –
00:22:04.980 Why would I not be able to answer that?
00:22:06.160 Why would you not be able to?
00:22:07.100 Even if you're worried about doxing yourself, just be vague.
00:22:09.680 Do you think –
00:22:10.460 I had a bad manager.
00:22:12.320 I definitely had a bad manager.
00:22:13.220 Yeah, I had bad bosses and managers.
00:22:14.880 Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had like a direct boss that was like a chick. 1.00
00:22:19.440 So because –
00:22:19.800 Yeah.
00:22:20.380 Do you think –
00:22:21.280 I haven't either. 1.00
00:22:21.580 What kind of fucking careers are you in with women, you fucking faggots? 1.00
00:22:26.120 My worst manager – 1.00
00:22:26.780 Probably teaching.
00:22:27.860 I've never had a female manager because, I mean, I'm in software, so everybody's a dude. 0.82
00:22:31.960 But my worst manager by far was at my first job. 0.99
00:22:34.540 He was a street shitter and he reeked of cigarette smoke. 0.99
00:22:38.020 He was constantly just like hawking off like smoke loogies like onto his desk and whatever. 1.00
00:22:43.440 No, he was a huge asshole. 1.00
00:22:44.500 Smoke loogies? 1.00
00:22:45.080 Huge asshole. 1.00
00:22:46.300 And after I had a stroke – 1.00
00:22:47.300 He spit on his own desk?
00:22:48.920 Yeah. 0.94
00:22:49.380 Yeah, he was horrible.
00:22:50.220 He said smoke loogies.
00:22:51.300 I don't know what he means that.
00:22:52.720 He says he spit on his own desk.
00:22:55.340 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:55.700 He was hawking up that shit all over the place. 1.00
00:22:57.920 He was the most disgusting individual ever. 1.00
00:23:00.440 That sounds cool. 1.00
00:23:01.460 Worse than any average street shitter.
00:23:03.660 And after I had had a stroke in the office at that company, a couple years later, he had a stroke.
00:23:08.780 You stroked out at the office?
00:23:10.460 Yeah.
00:23:11.720 I never knew that detail.
00:23:13.720 That's amazing.
00:23:14.760 He also did like shortly – like a few years after that when – 0.95
00:23:19.300 I think it was fucking – 0.89
00:23:20.100 Excuse me, Mr. Joe. 0.99
00:23:23.180 Yo, what if he fucking had a stroke in the debate? 0.99
00:23:28.820 That was so fucking funny. 0.99
00:23:29.720 Dude, I can just – 0.98
00:23:30.600 I thought he was gonna.
00:23:31.100 No, I can imagine him just standing there how he usually stands.
00:23:34.640 And then just like he starts standing normal and they're like, you okay?
00:23:37.720 The way he normally stands kind of looks like someone about to stroke out if you think about it.
00:23:41.740 Like that weird hand thing.
00:23:42.800 Like it's like my left – my right arm doesn't move.
00:23:46.660 Yo, tell us what happened at work.
00:23:49.080 Give us the play-by-play.
00:23:50.340 I'm gonna hear the stroke thing.
00:23:51.700 I'm sorry.
00:23:52.360 You haven't heard of this?
00:23:53.680 I don't know, but tell it again.
00:23:55.100 You have no concept of funny.
00:23:56.480 Like you tell things and you're just like, if I'm just crude, this will be funny.
00:23:59.720 But it's like you totally skimmed over one detail.
00:24:03.180 That's the funniest part about it. 0.99
00:24:04.320 The fact that you fucking stroked out of the office. 0.99
00:24:06.640 And now you'll fumble the ball here because you're telling this joke. 0.99
00:24:09.420 Let him go, Toad.
00:24:10.180 I want to know.
00:24:11.280 We'll make it funny.
00:24:12.300 Go ahead.
00:24:12.640 Toad, go. 0.84
00:24:14.020 All right.
00:24:14.680 So this was in 2011. 0.97
00:24:18.120 This was a long fucking time ago. 0.96
00:24:21.120 I think it probably had to do with like the stress from the job. 0.98
00:24:23.720 Actually, three different people had strokes in this office.
00:24:27.560 I was wondering.
00:24:28.640 What?
00:24:29.240 Yeah.
00:24:29.540 Well, one of the guys had a brain tumor and died.
00:24:31.740 And then the other one was the street shitter guy that I just talked about. 1.00
00:24:35.420 And the third one was me.
00:24:36.120 Were they doing experimental testing at your work? 1.00
00:24:38.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:39.000 Did you work in an asbestos factory? 1.00
00:24:41.020 It actually would be really funny if Toad is an MKUltra.
00:24:43.920 He just didn't realize it.
00:24:45.040 It was a stress factor.
00:24:46.680 No, he's got to be.
00:24:48.160 Hold on.
00:24:48.780 He's like, we were bottling formaldehyde and all these people just start dropping dead.
00:24:52.860 No, no. 0.99
00:24:53.560 They fucking programmed them for the ones they domed in the back of the head because they didn't work. 0.99
00:24:57.600 And they just stroked out. 0.99
00:24:58.940 Let me tell you how bad Toad's fucking like idea of technology is. 0.99
00:25:03.160 And he works in the technology field. 0.99
00:25:05.220 He has that mic that accepts the XLR and the USB.
00:25:09.320 He had them both plugged in.
00:25:10.740 Yeah, I'd like to have all my options open.
00:25:13.260 Dude, I bet you after these episodes, all he does is rotate the chair around and just sit there.
00:25:18.260 And then a week he turns back around.
00:25:21.800 X.
00:25:23.960 When I had the stroke, it was like.
00:25:26.420 So when I had the stroke.
00:25:28.160 So I didn't know what was going on because a few months prior to this.
00:25:31.000 How old were you, by the way?
00:25:31.880 How old were you when I had the stroke?
00:25:32.780 26.
00:25:33.580 That's impossible.
00:25:34.140 Imagine your 26-year-old co-worker sitting at death stroking out.
00:25:39.320 That's impossible.
00:25:41.060 I've never heard it.
00:25:42.720 No one's ever had a stroke in their work.
00:25:43.860 Okay.
00:25:44.360 The two other individuals at your work, how old were they?
00:25:46.800 The ones that stroked out?
00:25:48.340 100.
00:25:48.660 Not exactly.
00:25:49.920 75 and 68.
00:25:51.420 One second.
00:25:52.760 Hold on, hold on.
00:25:53.660 Wait, Toad.
00:25:54.100 The street shitter guy was like in his 40s. 0.95
00:25:56.640 Okay.
00:25:56.960 That's more reasonable.
00:25:57.700 Explain to us why that's impossible to have a stroke at 26.
00:26:03.580 It happened.
00:26:04.500 Isn't it literally like the problem is like a blood clot goes up to your brain and then
00:26:08.820 it gets caught and then like you have a stroke because you're like.
00:26:12.620 Yeah.
00:26:12.800 If you have a blood clot at 26, you have to.
00:26:16.300 And honestly, you're not like crazy obese. 1.00
00:26:18.580 You're not like fucking. 0.99
00:26:19.980 Yeah, but he was running into men full speed. 0.99
00:26:22.600 So was I.
00:26:23.180 Explain it, Cole.
00:26:24.920 I just can't imagine.
00:26:26.260 Like the human body is not supposed to be stroking out at 26, especially like it makes
00:26:32.700 zero sense for me that like to look at Toad and be like, yeah, 18 or how many years, 13
00:26:38.380 years ago, your body was like, it's time to give up.
00:26:41.080 And like, you're still going.
00:26:51.640 By chance, by chance, was your first job at Three Mile Island?
00:26:54.620 Like where were you working?
00:26:55.760 I think he was an MKUltra experiment.
00:26:58.020 To have three people stroke out within a year? 1.00
00:27:00.980 Dude, drop dead of a fucking brain tumor. 1.00
00:27:02.600 I was at a. 1.00
00:27:03.200 I was at a.
00:27:04.320 At work?
00:27:05.380 It was at a health software company. 1.00
00:27:10.640 What the fuck is going on? 0.99
00:27:12.440 I'm going to have to do a deep dive on Toad. 1.00
00:27:14.260 What the fuck? 1.00
00:27:14.960 Wait, you. 1.00
00:27:17.340 Yeah.
00:27:18.340 Just the fact that his employer had the word health in it and everyone working there is
00:27:23.460 dropping dead.
00:27:24.560 It's so awesome.
00:27:25.960 It's like the COVID.
00:27:28.940 It's like the COVID vaccine.
00:27:30.120 It's like it's a vaccine, but it kills you.
00:27:31.980 He doesn't work in this field.
00:27:34.520 He shows up to an office and it's an MKUltra project every day.
00:27:38.080 And they tell him like, yeah, you're a software engineer.
00:27:40.340 This is why he's so miserable. 0.59
00:27:41.960 Yeah. 0.65
00:27:42.200 That's why he hates it.
00:27:43.300 That's why he can't leave.
00:27:44.960 That's why he can't leave.
00:27:45.980 This is all starting to make a lot of sense.
00:27:47.600 It is in Boston.
00:27:48.220 It's in like in a metropolitan, like one of the biggest metropolitan areas in the U.S.
00:27:52.940 Yeah.
00:27:53.100 This was outside of the city, but what happened was I didn't really notice.
00:27:55.980 It just keeps going.
00:27:57.080 So, well, just to give you the, like, try to give you the backstory a little bit.
00:28:00.700 A few months before the stroke happened, I went to the, I was like totally morbidly obese.
00:28:05.760 I was like 200 pounds or so at 5'6".
00:28:08.620 It was horrible.
00:28:10.160 Yeah, that actually happened. 0.99
00:28:10.760 JC said, Toad actually slayed pussy, but all his memories were rewritten in the MKUltra experiment. 0.97
00:28:15.600 Wait, that's actually a good question. 1.00
00:28:17.180 Are you a virgin?
00:28:18.800 I don't know.
00:28:19.700 If you forget it?
00:28:21.100 If mentally you really don't remember.
00:28:23.240 Yeah.
00:28:23.480 If you're a dude, yes, you're a virgin. 0.95
00:28:25.300 If you're a chick, no. 1.00
00:28:26.320 I was going to say, because I was going to say if my wife said she lost her memory, but 1.00
00:28:29.980 she wouldn't have fucked another guy, but she lost her memory. 0.99
00:28:32.040 It's not like that wipes away, like, you fucking other guys. 0.99
00:28:35.220 And that totally makes sense, because for like what matters with the dudes is like because 0.97
00:28:39.220 they love you, like they have committed to you, whatever, or they waited, whatever the 0.91
00:28:43.080 fuck. 0.98
00:28:43.320 Like it's more of like a sentimental thing. 1.00
00:28:44.600 For chicks, it's more of like, yeah, well, I don't want other dudes who have 0.99
00:28:48.180 nutted in there.
00:28:49.140 So the idea is he didn't do that.
00:28:51.540 I don't think it's more about, it's not really about the nutting.
00:28:53.660 It's about the stretching or even like, I don't necessarily buy that. 0.98
00:28:57.920 I'm not fucking a Drake chick, okay? 0.99
00:28:59.020 Unless you have a Drake cock, I'm really not that concerned about that. 1.00
00:29:01.400 That was the same thing. 0.99
00:29:02.240 A few months before this had happened, I went to the doctor for the first time in seven
00:29:06.620 years, what? 1.00
00:29:07.400 I wouldn't be upset about the way he stretched my wife's pussy this way. 1.00
00:29:11.680 I would be upset about that, but not about this way. 1.00
00:29:14.180 I don't think you can stretch a pussy lengthwise. 1.00
00:29:16.920 Oh. 1.00
00:29:17.200 Can you push?
00:29:17.920 Oh, you just haven't tried hard enough.
00:29:19.700 You're just punching the cervix.
00:29:28.660 We gotta shorten that up. 1.00
00:29:31.240 Clint does it every time he fucks. 1.00
00:29:32.880 God damn it. 1.00
00:29:36.560 It's just the tongue, the tongue in the mouth is so fucking funny. 1.00
00:29:40.300 It's me playing with my mustache. 0.98
00:29:42.400 I can't help it, man. 0.96
00:29:44.540 It's so, that's so fucking funny. 0.95
00:29:46.960 All right, I just can't imagine pushing a woman's organs so far back that you're just 1.00
00:29:52.920 like, it's like, you can reorient a bitch's insides. 1.00
00:29:56.440 That's a fact. 0.99
00:29:56.960 Everybody knows this. 0.99
00:29:59.280 Clint's like, I've rearranged every bitch's insides that I've been with and I left them 1.00
00:30:03.220 with a blood pillow. 0.99
00:30:06.820 Everybody knows you can rearrange the insides.
00:30:08.760 Come on. 1.00
00:30:09.100 Why would you not be more upset about the fucking, the girth on your woman's badge after fucking 1.00
00:30:14.200 Drake's done with her? 1.00
00:30:14.940 That would be the, that's the bad part.
00:30:16.300 You're never going to even know that it got deeper.
00:30:18.580 If anything, I don't, if anything, when you hit the bottom, that's an inconvenience.
00:30:22.380 Like when you're hitting the cervix, cause like, that's what that, what's stopping you
00:30:25.920 on the top part is just the cervix. 0.99
00:30:27.460 And that's when the bitch starts like complaining, like, ugh, it hurts. 1.00
00:30:30.100 Clint's saying he's pushing that back. 1.00
00:30:32.220 He says, yeah, if anything, I want that thing all the way back and tighten it, suck, tighten 0.99
00:30:35.920 that sucker up. 1.00
00:30:36.740 You're shoving the cervix, yeah, all the way back, like into her throat. 1.00
00:30:39.620 Is that a problem for you, Clint, when you're having sex? 0.97
00:30:41.600 The cervix? 0.94
00:30:42.760 Is something you think about? 1.00
00:30:43.680 I've had that problem and my dick ain't big at all. 0.99
00:30:46.220 Yeah, there are different depths to women. 1.00
00:30:47.760 So yes, sometimes and sometimes no.
00:30:50.500 Yeah.
00:30:50.840 So tell us which ones.
00:30:52.600 I'm not going to do that.
00:30:54.540 Yeah.
00:30:55.280 Yeah.
00:30:55.680 Rate, rate the depth of your chick's cervix. 1.00
00:30:57.680 This one girl, this one girl, how deep, how deep, how deep, how deep is the abyss? 0.78
00:31:06.600 How deep is the abyss? 1.00
00:31:07.060 You got my whole wrist up in that bitch. 1.00
00:31:08.500 How deep is your abyss? 1.00
00:31:09.220 Thinking about it now, all the girls that you've been with and you have like the deepest, I
00:31:15.200 mean, you had the deepest and then you have the, like the shallowest.
00:31:18.900 If you could rate them, give them a numerical number, would you?
00:31:21.540 I don't know what the question is.
00:31:24.480 Yeah.
00:31:24.820 Are you saying a numerical number on how deep they are or a numerical number just on the
00:31:28.440 woman themselves? 1.00
00:31:29.300 Because he fucked a bunch of girls probably, right? 1.00
00:31:31.280 You probably had sex a bunch of times. 1.00
00:31:32.740 Three, four. 0.88
00:31:33.080 Okay.
00:31:33.820 Four, five.
00:31:34.500 Three, four.
00:31:35.760 Three, four.
00:31:36.360 Thousand.
00:31:36.880 What I'm saying is you've run into, you've run into girls with deep cervixes and then
00:31:41.460 you've run into girls with shallow cervixes and in your Rolodex of your brain, if you 1.00
00:31:46.260 had to like put them by number order, one through 10 being the deepest, one being the
00:31:50.800 shallowest.
00:31:51.300 And now we're just going to speed run, throw names at you and you just got a first number
00:31:54.440 in mind.
00:31:55.040 Oh yeah.
00:31:55.480 No, I wouldn't, I wouldn't be able to remember.
00:31:58.520 I mean, some, some of them, some of them, yeah.
00:32:00.600 Like the really dramatically shallow one, like that one immediately springs to mind.
00:32:03.920 Dramatically shallow. 0.99
00:32:05.200 You know, I'm not going to say the fucking name. 1.00
00:32:06.620 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:07.440 Which bitch couldn't take the dick? 1.00
00:32:09.600 This is why I can't like fuck a bunch of chicks because I'd have to have like a spreadsheet 1.00
00:32:13.940 of how deep each one of their cervixes is and I'd have to keep track of it. 1.00
00:32:16.940 Trust me, Toad, you'd never know. 0.99
00:32:18.540 You would never fucking touch it. 0.99
00:32:20.420 He's never, but you're never bottoming out. 0.99
00:32:22.380 You're never, you're never. 1.00
00:32:23.620 Toad's like, oh, I found another cavernous vagina. 1.00
00:32:26.760 It's amazing. 1.00
00:32:27.700 That's a good idea.
00:32:27.980 I went, I went, I went spelunking in this, this fine last last night.
00:32:31.720 It's like a bend to it that's going to like, could kind of like up a little bit. 0.99
00:32:34.400 Could Toad bottom out the girl with the ridiculously shallow vagina? 1.00
00:32:38.420 There's only one I've ever been with that I think Toad could probably bottom out. 1.00
00:32:42.340 Wow. 1.00
00:32:42.860 That bitch must have had it. 1.00
00:32:43.840 Wait, did you really like get like half your penis in and like it was like. 1.00
00:32:46.980 Not even. 1.00
00:32:47.440 Oh my God.
00:32:49.480 It was concerning.
00:32:50.680 Look, can we please get back to Toad strokes?
00:32:52.860 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:32:53.780 You can't just. 1.00
00:32:54.040 Were you hitting the cervix or was this like a virgin or some shit? 1.00
00:32:57.240 I don't know. 1.00
00:32:58.680 I don't know.
00:32:59.140 Okay, because that's different.
00:33:00.080 She was 12.
00:33:00.780 In high school, I was a virgin. 1.00
00:33:02.040 I was going to make a joke that he's just been fucking a bunch of young bitches, like 1.00
00:33:05.420 too young. 1.00
00:33:06.180 When I was in high school, when I was in high school, I had a girlfriend that was a virgin. 0.99
00:33:09.920 They tried to fuck multiple times. 0.99
00:33:10.880 They didn't have their cervix deepened. 1.00
00:33:12.520 One at a time, faggots. 1.00
00:33:14.020 One at a time. 1.00
00:33:14.640 I can't hear you.
00:33:16.040 Cole, I was talking first, but I was just saying, yeah, when I was in high school, I 0.99
00:33:19.900 did fuck a virgin or tried to like multiple times, my girlfriend. 0.99
00:33:23.740 And yeah, it was literally like you'd get like here and that'd be like it. 0.99
00:33:26.920 It definitely wasn't the cervix. 0.99
00:33:28.340 It was like just the fact that she'd never had a dick before. 0.99
00:33:30.920 So yeah, don't get so pleased with yourself, Clint. 0.99
00:33:33.420 You weren't hitting the cervix at two inches.
00:33:34.860 That's not the only one that I've hit.
00:33:36.600 Now I can make my joke.
00:33:37.660 I'm just saying that one blew my mind.
00:33:39.240 Now I can make my joke. 0.96
00:33:42.040 Just like guys have their balls drop, girls need to have their cervix deepened. 1.00
00:33:45.740 That's what it needs to happen when they turn into a woman. 1.00
00:33:48.620 That's not a lie, by the way. 0.99
00:33:50.060 Their cervix does accommodate the penis if they've been with them long enough. 0.99
00:33:55.160 That was a great moment to bring up that Cole video again because I don't know what. 0.97
00:33:58.500 Cole's just dropping medical gems on us. 1.00
00:34:01.040 Remember the holding your dick when you piss? 1.00
00:34:03.800 That was supposed to make you do something. 1.00
00:34:04.840 I got this from the Hard Mike YouTube channel. 1.00
00:34:06.980 Yeah, Cole like cinches off his dick like mid-piss or something. 1.00
00:34:11.220 Popping his balls in his body like this is like weird. 1.00
00:34:13.560 Hey, was it Raven that said he did that? 1.00
00:34:15.700 Someone else said they did that with me.
00:34:17.240 Yeah, Raven does it too, of course.
00:34:18.920 Toad, could we please get an explanation? 0.99
00:34:21.700 Did you feel anything coming on when you stroked the fuck out? 0.99
00:34:24.540 Yeah, so I have to explain that a few months before that when I had gone to the doctor 0.99
00:34:28.780 for the first time in like seven years, they took my blood pressure and it was 190 over
00:34:33.460 120 and they sent me to the ER immediately.
00:34:36.100 And that was like this.
00:34:37.320 You know that Simpsons episode where they send their kids off to the Flanders and they
00:34:41.140 pull out and they turn and they just go right into the next driveway and it makes it seem
00:34:44.920 like it's going to be this long trip, but it takes two seconds.
00:34:47.460 That's basically what it was.
00:34:48.280 They put me in the back of an ambulance just to drive me to like halfway down the building.
00:34:53.660 So wait, you didn't have a stroke?
00:34:54.700 This is part of the story that's totally superfluous.
00:34:56.800 Yeah, how do you have no idea of like what is funny information and what is not?
00:35:02.040 Like what is like just discard that, skim over this in the story.
00:35:05.200 Oh, here, let's highlight this little piece because this has clearly got all the elements
00:35:09.220 because Clint did ask him how did like what was it feeling like coming a stroke coming 0.97
00:35:15.700 on to you and he goes like the fucking hospital ride, dude, it was like almost like a clown 0.99
00:35:21.180 car. 0.99
00:35:21.540 We came out and this is weeks.
00:35:23.240 This is weeks prior.
00:35:24.300 It has no pertinence.
00:35:25.180 Go.
00:35:25.340 I had massively high blood pressure, which had been causing like horrific headaches for
00:35:29.280 three years or something.
00:35:31.220 So that was an.
00:35:32.320 Why did you have high blood pressure?
00:35:34.340 Because I'm not going to let him cook on these fronts because he's setting up some kind
00:35:38.080 of a punchline.
00:35:38.700 We're asking what kind of what kind of a lunatic has headaches for three years straight and 0.94
00:35:43.580 you didn't go to a doctor at any point. 0.74
00:35:45.760 So you had headaches starting at 23.
00:35:48.120 They were incapacitating headaches.
00:35:49.800 I woke up with them every Saturday and I wasn't drinking at all back then either.
00:35:53.660 Yeah, I would just wake up consistently every Saturday and just be like vomiting.
00:35:57.900 Didn't you complain about that?
00:35:59.620 He's an MK ultra vicar. 1.00
00:36:01.080 I swear to God, this guy is a fucking like toad. 1.00
00:36:04.680 How come this show is not bigger if you're fucking in the government? 1.00
00:36:07.500 Like have your hands do something. 0.99
00:36:08.720 Well, he's an MK ultra victim. 0.83
00:36:09.720 No, no, that makes sense.
00:36:10.540 This isn't laser guided.
00:36:11.560 I think they got a little too cocksure with Toad.
00:36:13.760 I can't reveal the truth.
00:36:14.100 And they're like, oh, we'll make him a Manchurian candidate for power game.
00:36:15.900 Wait, you can't reveal the truth?
00:36:17.140 About what?
00:36:18.500 So then.
00:36:19.820 Why did you just say I can't reveal the truth?
00:36:21.840 Why did you just say that?
00:36:22.700 Is that a floating slip? 0.99
00:36:23.060 What the fuck was that? 1.00
00:36:24.880 Bro, you just said that. 1.00
00:36:26.240 Oh, yeah.
00:36:30.460 He said, I can't reveal the truth.
00:36:32.460 All my other personalities are breaking through.
00:36:33.540 No way.
00:36:35.180 You are an MK ultra victim. 0.98
00:36:36.920 Jesus Christ.
00:36:37.560 I'll have to go back and watch it.
00:36:38.040 I don't think I said that. 1.00
00:36:39.580 Motherfucker, you said that. 1.00
00:36:41.300 His base personality slipped through. 1.00
00:36:43.460 No way.
00:36:43.820 This is insane.
00:36:45.140 This is like.
00:36:46.500 Explain yourself, Toad.
00:36:48.060 I don't know what to ask.
00:36:49.300 Tyler, do we have the means to replay this on the show?
00:36:53.420 We don't.
00:36:53.740 Literally watch it.
00:36:55.200 It would be really meta, but watch that little bit and see if he said that.
00:36:57.680 I think we do.
00:36:58.240 What did I say?
00:36:59.100 Yo, actually, you do.
00:37:00.340 You could do a present.
00:37:01.620 You could share the live stream.
00:37:03.420 You could share the live stream.
00:37:04.300 Back it up to that line. 0.99
00:37:05.280 I bet you he fucking said it. 0.99
00:37:07.260 Am I the only one that heard it? 1.00
00:37:08.520 I fucking heard it. 0.99
00:37:09.300 Dude, we got an MK ultra co-host. 0.99
00:37:12.580 I'm so psyched.
00:37:13.900 We're going to have so much fun with this.
00:37:15.240 What happened when the stroke happened?
00:37:16.520 It wasn't like any of the typical stroke symptoms.
00:37:19.400 It was as if I was staring through my monitor almost.
00:37:23.160 Everything was just at the wrong depth now.
00:37:26.360 My depth perception was completely off.
00:37:27.980 It was like I was seeing letters that were duplicated on my screen.
00:37:33.400 I couldn't tell how many letters.
00:37:34.780 I actually still can't.
00:37:36.920 If I look at text right now and you have a repeated letter a bunch of times in a row,
00:37:40.260 I can't tell you how many there are.
00:37:41.700 Do you think the redundant, uninteresting information is to divert away from this clear MK ultra compromise? 0.98
00:37:46.220 This has to be, they're like, when caught, just give them random bullshit. 0.83
00:37:51.400 I thought I was just like, I thought I was lightheaded or something. 0.98
00:37:54.580 So I told a couple of my coworkers what was going on.
00:37:57.060 This is all part of the programming.
00:37:58.520 They were like, let's get some food or whatever.
00:38:00.120 So I remember we went to get lunch.
00:38:01.520 And then when we did that, I totally collapsed in a parking lot because I also had a grand mal seizure.
00:38:06.380 At which point, according to, I don't remember this.
00:38:10.400 Why didn't you accentuate that word?
00:38:13.960 According to my co-workers who were there. 1.00
00:38:18.920 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:38:20.020 According to my co-workers who were there. 1.00
00:38:21.400 One of my co-workers, by the way, had already had testicular cancer.
00:38:24.680 So he was like Raisin's brother.
00:38:26.720 He only had one ball.
00:38:27.920 One of my co-workers. 1.00
00:38:28.840 He had one testicle. 0.97
00:38:29.940 And then later he actually got stomach cancer.
00:38:32.320 Now he only has like a half of his stomach cancer.
00:38:33.720 The more he talks, the more he glows.
00:38:36.580 The craziest thing I've ever seen.
00:38:39.560 This guy told me the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:38:40.320 Oh my God, I love having a co-host.
00:38:42.080 MKUltra co-host.
00:38:43.220 It's like an open secret.
00:38:44.520 We just keep rolling.
00:38:45.200 We're like, okay, dude.
00:38:46.880 Then when I had the seizure, the ambulance came.
00:38:51.780 I need more whiskey.
00:38:52.780 I don't remember this at all, but I had like superhuman strength.
00:38:55.580 And I was fighting off of three minutes simultaneously. 0.99
00:39:00.840 You just made shit up. 1.00
00:39:02.500 Kick him out. 1.00
00:39:03.100 Yeah, then I wound up in the ER and they gave me.
00:39:06.300 In the ER.
00:39:07.520 No, stop.
00:39:08.580 They gave me an ER.
00:39:09.820 No.
00:39:11.440 Hold on.
00:39:12.240 Tote, just give us two seconds to cope with what you're doing. 0.99
00:39:15.920 Yo, he dropped the fact that his co-worker had stomach cancer.
00:39:21.060 He said that too. 0.99
00:39:22.140 He's got like five co-workers that are all fucked up from this job. 0.99
00:39:24.940 It's crazy. 0.99
00:39:25.520 If he's telling the truth, we are uncovering an amazing conspiracy. 1.00
00:39:28.740 If he's lying, he's a fucking op that infiltrate us. 0.99
00:39:31.820 And it's fucking amazing. 0.99
00:39:32.780 I want to keep him as a co-host, even if that's the case. 0.97
00:39:34.760 That's a great point by Benz.
00:39:35.980 This is the first time he's ever told a story without pausing and being coherent because
00:39:39.780 he realized his cover is blown. 1.00
00:39:41.320 Play this fucking clip. 1.00
00:39:42.380 As I said, random bullshit. 1.00
00:39:43.480 He just like throws it out. 1.00
00:39:44.660 Shut up, shut up, shut up. 1.00
00:39:45.380 But this show is not bigger if you're fucking in the government. 1.00
00:39:49.460 Like, have your hands do something. 0.99
00:39:50.400 Well, he's an MKU. 0.71
00:39:51.380 No, no, that makes sense.
00:39:52.020 This isn't laser-guided.
00:39:53.240 I think they got a little too cocksure with Tote.
00:39:55.400 I can't reveal the truth.
00:39:55.780 And they're like, oh, we'll make him a man. 0.96
00:40:01.020 I heard it crystal motherfucking clear. 0.95
00:40:03.060 What was that? 0.98
00:40:03.900 Did I lie, Tone?
00:40:05.000 That's so much more bizarre.
00:40:06.200 What?
00:40:06.860 Did I lie? 0.99
00:40:07.960 Or did I fucking say exactly what you said? 0.99
00:40:09.840 I can't, I can't, I can't reveal the truth. 0.98
00:40:13.440 That didn't happen.
00:40:14.660 What?
00:40:16.160 Now you're going to gaslight us?
00:40:17.820 Deny, deny, deny.
00:40:19.940 He just watched the tape. 1.00
00:40:21.220 This motherfucker is a gaslighting MKUltra. 1.00
00:40:23.660 Can we get an early life check on Tote? 1.00
00:40:26.040 Dude, this motherfucker. 1.00
00:40:28.460 I'm fucking out of here. 1.00
00:40:34.140 Excuse me, bitch. 1.00
00:40:35.560 I don't know what that was. 1.00
00:40:36.920 Code name Tote.
00:40:39.840 I don't know what that was, but...
00:40:42.640 I have to name it out of his body.
00:40:45.760 I am speechless.
00:40:48.000 I didn't get to the part of the story, though, where...
00:40:50.420 You can't keep telling the story.
00:40:51.660 The story isn't real. 1.00
00:40:53.200 You were fucking a fan. 0.99
00:40:53.920 They put in control for the money. 1.00
00:40:55.320 You're an off, dude.
00:40:56.820 They put in the worst eye. 0.99
00:40:58.740 Imagine Tote wearing one of those small Matrix glasses.
00:41:04.100 Alright, you don't have to reveal everything on the show.
00:41:06.780 Tote, but you at least have to tell us privately.
00:41:08.840 Do you get paid well?
00:41:10.200 They put me in an MRI after this, and they left me in the MRI for like an hour.
00:41:14.540 I was just in there, and they had left the room.
00:41:16.420 They didn't tell me what was going on at all.
00:41:16.740 Play the clip again.
00:41:17.480 Play the clip again.
00:41:18.180 I was stuck in the MRI.
00:41:19.860 Dude, it was getting so claustrophobic in there.
00:41:21.780 I couldn't move my head or anything.
00:41:23.740 Tyler, play the clip.
00:41:24.500 You mean like the thing in an MRI, the whole point?
00:41:27.800 Yeah.
00:41:28.460 True.
00:41:28.660 Yeah, so I'm just stuck, you know, just not able to move at all.
00:41:31.960 Just, yeah.
00:41:32.800 I can't reveal the truth.
00:41:34.400 Toad, did the CIA recruit you at college?
00:41:36.520 Is that when it happened?
00:41:37.220 I'm so enchanted.
00:41:40.360 You can't reveal the truth about what?
00:41:41.080 Because I think you do have a high IQ, and so they found you at college.
00:41:45.600 What truth can't you reveal?
00:41:47.500 Answer the question.
00:41:48.600 And they recruited.
00:41:49.400 I don't know.
00:41:50.060 I'm getting to it, Clint.
00:41:51.000 So it's just like, you know, Toad does have an IQ, a high IQ.
00:41:54.380 And so at college, they find him in the computer science.
00:41:57.300 And he totally has all the vibes of like a sexual abuse victim, like MKUltra. 0.68
00:42:01.480 And Langley comes in and they go, hey, what we're going to do is we're going to put you
00:42:04.360 in a special program.
00:42:05.840 And Toad's like.
00:42:13.820 He's not even sure at this point.
00:42:16.360 He's going to question everything.
00:42:18.840 I don't know.
00:42:19.980 I don't know.
00:42:21.000 I don't think so.
00:42:22.280 I don't think that they did that.
00:42:24.580 Toad, you're more of a fed than Malay is, okay? 1.00
00:42:27.540 Yeah, bro. 0.99
00:42:29.000 Wow. 1.00
00:42:29.920 Fucking in the government. 0.99
00:42:31.180 Guys, everyone. 1.00
00:42:32.320 Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:33.040 No, no, that makes sense.
00:42:33.920 This isn't laser guided.
00:42:34.920 I think they got a little too cocksure with Toad.
00:42:37.460 And they're like, oh, well, make me.
00:42:40.060 Look at my face.
00:42:41.260 Look at me, dude. 1.00
00:42:41.920 I'm like, what the fuck did you just say to me? 0.99
00:42:44.480 What is he looking off screen to? 0.99
00:42:45.960 Do you see that?
00:42:46.820 He said, I can't reveal the truth. 0.99
00:42:47.840 His handlers have a fucking chat on the corner of his TV. 1.00
00:42:50.300 And they're just like, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:42:52.080 What the fuck? 1.00
00:42:53.180 And he mixed up. 1.00
00:42:54.040 He mixed up his internal shit. 1.00
00:42:56.280 He's like, oh shit. 1.00
00:42:57.180 He meant to type that to them. 0.99
00:42:59.020 He was supposed to type, I can't reveal the truth.
00:43:01.040 He was supposed to type it and he said it. 0.99
00:43:03.060 Holy shit. 0.99
00:43:03.840 Look at me, he's talking to him right now. 1.00
00:43:06.620 He's like, he's going like, he's like, cover blown, cover blown, cover blown.
00:43:11.580 What if he just starts saying it out loud?
00:43:13.440 Guys, I think my internet is going out and just like all of a sudden he like leaves.
00:43:18.600 What truth can't you reveal? 0.99
00:43:20.180 Answer the goddamn question. 1.00
00:43:21.620 What do you and this guy, do you and this guy work in the same fucking office? 1.00
00:43:25.240 Oh my god. 1.00
00:43:26.080 Yeah, this is fed propaganda.
00:43:27.420 Real soon.
00:43:29.940 The centralized authority, it's DC or bust.
00:43:33.060 Gotta take the power of politicians' lust. 0.90
00:43:35.980 Because it all comes down to...
00:43:39.380 That was life.
00:43:40.860 Oh. 1.00
00:43:42.960 What the fuck? 1.00
00:43:44.560 What do you trust? 1.00
00:43:45.420 I'm into that.
00:43:51.120 No.
00:43:52.300 You are the target demographic.
00:43:54.580 No, no.
00:43:55.360 He's a terrible aim.
00:43:56.960 He didn't even hit the woman.
00:44:00.280 All right.
00:44:00.880 He won me back. 1.00
00:44:01.980 I don't even care if you're fucking off. 0.99
00:44:04.320 We've got to figure out a different thing with the money situation. 0.99
00:44:07.040 But I do want to keep him in the trouble.
00:44:08.160 One thing I can mention, by the way, is I had another grand mal seizure three years later,
00:44:12.160 by the way, also in a parking lot.
00:44:13.360 I'm never telling him any sensitive info ever again, especially anything I'm looking into. 0.95
00:44:16.780 We've already fucked up so many times. 0.99
00:44:18.460 We've already told him so much shit about ourselves. 1.00
00:44:19.800 Dude, just our GC. 0.99
00:44:20.920 We're already all ruined.
00:44:22.540 But he knows us, though.
00:44:24.120 He knows we'd get hyped about it, though, if he didn't.
00:44:25.700 Wait, is I muted that whole time?
00:44:26.620 It's not going to work.
00:44:27.520 No, I gave Toad an MP3. 1.00
00:44:29.320 Oh, fuck, an MP3. 1.00
00:44:30.620 A USB. 1.00
00:44:31.860 Do you remember what he told me? 0.88
00:44:32.880 You gave him our child porn?
00:44:34.280 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00
00:44:36.640 God damn it! 0.99
00:44:39.800 That is a joke. 1.00
00:44:40.900 A joke.
00:44:41.800 A joke.
00:44:42.320 I want to be very clear.
00:44:43.560 I know there's a lot of stuff going on right now.
00:44:44.900 I just want to be very clear, Joe.
00:44:46.380 Big said he'll be here.
00:44:47.580 We're not that type of libertarian.
00:44:49.200 Like 1030 right after Fed, after Fed, after Toad.
00:44:54.560 It's a Freudian slip.
00:44:58.480 Toad, you're an FBI agent, brother. 1.00
00:45:00.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:45:01.740 I am so goddamn convinced of this point. 0.99
00:45:03.620 And it's so weird that I, like, it makes you want me to...
00:45:06.040 Toad's like, I don't work directly with any...
00:45:08.140 Toad's like, I don't work directly with any actual agency.
00:45:11.020 Let's just say I'm a contractor, okay?
00:45:14.420 Yeah, they would definitely hire.
00:45:15.560 Toad's like, you have to hire...
00:45:17.180 It's like, all right, listen, you hired 100 normal people. 0.98
00:45:18.920 You got to hire one retarded person. 1.00
00:45:20.860 And they're like, I guess Toad's our guy. 0.98
00:45:22.800 What could we put him on?
00:45:23.980 What missions could we put him on?
00:45:24.980 A podcast.
00:45:26.020 We'll put him into the libertarians. 1.00
00:45:27.520 We need to have a dude who looks like a fucking autistic libertarian. 0.99
00:45:30.440 Oh, there he is. 1.00
00:45:31.840 They actually hired me because I'm gay. 0.83
00:45:33.100 And that's why I appear to be so anti-gay. 0.97
00:45:36.260 That makes sense to me. 0.97
00:45:37.280 I've always thought you were gay. 1.00
00:45:38.100 So much stuff is actually, like, really starting to piece together now.
00:45:40.880 Yeah.
00:45:41.360 Yeah.
00:45:42.040 I'm trying to...
00:45:42.980 I can't reveal the truth. 0.98
00:45:46.040 Crystal fucking clear. 0.98
00:45:47.200 And then you lie about saying it. 0.99
00:45:48.880 This is the most mysterious thing that's ever happened.
00:45:51.780 Legitimately, things are clicking for me now.
00:45:54.760 That are starting to make sense.
00:45:55.740 Like, oh, that's why he's not leaving.
00:45:57.440 Like, he talks all the time about how he hates it there.
00:45:59.720 No, I think I'm just schizo or something.
00:46:01.400 He also, like, he...
00:46:02.540 Yeah, you might be.
00:46:03.940 Or you might be an MKUltra victim.
00:46:05.960 Because I honestly think you might be.
00:46:07.680 What's the difference?
00:46:08.300 I also think...
00:46:09.320 Here's the other thing.
00:46:10.020 I think maybe this could be a thing where he got into a bad gambling habit.
00:46:13.760 And the CIA came in and is like, listen...
00:46:15.660 Yeah.
00:46:16.520 And they paid off his debt.
00:46:17.720 There's so many different ways this works.
00:46:18.060 And they're like, we own you now.
00:46:19.660 We own you.
00:46:20.740 Because he was, like, really bad.
00:46:22.060 So he has to keep, like...
00:46:22.940 And he keeps doing...
00:46:23.620 Like, maybe he's, like, doing it on the side or something.
00:46:24.960 Yeah, he's way into the gambling story for it to not to be made up.
00:46:28.860 Like, I believe that's authentic.
00:46:30.620 Yeah, he has gambling. 0.97
00:46:31.560 But it's just that he's too degenerate.
00:46:35.060 He feels like four fits.
00:46:36.960 Can be seen in the fifth guy he's a Fed.
00:46:39.060 That would make way too much sense.
00:46:41.720 It's like, just, Toad, listen.
00:46:43.040 If you're a Fed, if you're a Fed, then just kidnap the governor of Massachusetts.
00:46:46.980 Just kidnap him.
00:46:47.520 What are you guys coming after me?
00:46:48.320 What's going to happen?
00:46:51.580 Hey, just pick up a pressure cooker from Home Depot.
00:46:54.880 That's all we're saying. 1.00
00:46:56.400 Holy shit. 1.00
00:46:57.100 You guys are trying to entrap me. 1.00
00:46:59.980 That's the thing, though.
00:47:00.800 You've never tried to entrap us.
00:47:02.220 But I guess you just played the long game?
00:47:03.560 Or maybe you just...
00:47:04.340 The longest game.
00:47:05.160 You fell in love with us somewhere along the way.
00:47:06.260 You fell in love with us along the way, didn't you?
00:47:08.260 You did.
00:47:09.300 Yeah.
00:47:09.820 Yeah, you're the FBI agent that fell in love with us based off our memes. 1.00
00:47:12.840 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:47:13.540 It's so adorable. 1.00
00:47:14.640 Because he actually is retarded. 1.00
00:47:16.140 He actually is retarded. 0.98
00:47:17.000 So they thought they were just like, okay, we'll just...
00:47:19.460 And the problem was...
00:47:20.400 He forgot along the way.
00:47:22.660 We're so down for this to be like a work scam for you in the CIA.
00:47:25.840 Where you're like, yeah, I'm really infiltrating, but I'm just chilling with my boys.
00:47:28.540 We can do this.
00:47:29.340 And you just come up with nothing later.
00:47:30.600 This is great.
00:47:31.080 The best part about this...
00:47:31.620 You can get paid to hang with the boys.
00:47:32.780 All you have to do is take those CIA checks, funnel it into marketing this show. 1.00
00:47:37.280 Let's become big enough that you can actually get out of this fucking racket. 1.00
00:47:40.000 Let's scam the government. 1.00
00:47:40.800 Also, Toad, now the cover's blown.
00:47:42.900 You can be funny now.
00:47:44.080 You can actually be yourself.
00:47:47.000 Just tell the truth.
00:47:49.520 It's all good, brother. 1.00
00:47:50.420 You can stop playing an idiot. 1.00
00:47:51.420 You can stop stuttering and mumbling because you're so afraid of telling the truth. 1.00
00:47:55.120 You can just speak clearly.
00:47:56.560 I get why you can't say it publicly.
00:47:57.800 I get that.
00:47:58.260 It'd blow the cover.
00:47:58.820 But we'll play along.
00:48:00.240 Like, ha ha, he's not a Fed.
00:48:01.180 Let's move on, guys.
00:48:01.940 And then, like, he'll tell us privately later.
00:48:04.580 And, like, I'm obviously in, like, a signal chat so the feds can't find it. 0.98
00:48:07.400 Or some shit. 0.97
00:48:08.140 This makes a lot of sense. 0.99
00:48:09.260 He does get very mad when we do a show without him.
00:48:11.420 Yeah.
00:48:11.680 He does. 1.00
00:48:12.300 Oh, fucking hell. 0.99
00:48:13.420 The movie is actually called GM. 0.99
00:48:14.520 It's, like, legitimately, like...
00:48:15.940 I'm the Fed and I'm supposed to, like, entrap you, but I fall in love with all of you instead.
00:48:19.340 All right.
00:48:19.360 Back to the question. 0.97
00:48:20.420 The question at hand was, any bosses that were shitty? 0.90
00:48:23.540 I had at Verizon Wireless... 0.94
00:48:25.140 To the boss question after your whole paradigm's been shifted.
00:48:29.200 I know.
00:48:29.660 I don't think we could really... 0.99
00:48:30.100 So, it's like, my boss, the president, really sucks right now. 0.89
00:48:35.200 My boss at the time, James Comey. 0.97
00:48:37.400 You may have heard of him.
00:48:38.700 Yeah.
00:48:39.020 You wouldn't believe it. 0.96
00:48:39.780 My boss before was a black guy. 0.94
00:48:42.180 Hey, let me know. 0.89
00:48:44.040 You're in the CIA.
00:48:44.960 Like, how onto it am I?
00:48:46.340 Like, am I very off?
00:48:48.340 Or, like, is it really close to, like, what's going on?
00:48:52.160 That's a question.
00:48:53.200 What?
00:48:55.140 You're not going to get him to say anything.
00:48:56.680 You're not going to get anything out of him.
00:48:57.840 We have to go to the...
00:48:58.580 We have to move on.
00:48:59.980 We have to move on.
00:49:00.720 We'll cover it.
00:49:01.340 All right.
00:49:01.840 Boss that I had, the only boss...
00:49:03.520 I don't even know if it's the worst boss.
00:49:05.460 Smoke show Chinese lady over at Verizon. 0.69
00:49:09.280 And I was a sales rep.
00:49:10.100 Is that possible?
00:49:11.280 Toad is Lord Miles and Tower Gang is the Taliban. 0.99
00:49:13.180 Correct.
00:49:14.840 And she was...
00:49:16.600 She would always, like, bring me into the room just to compliment me on how good I was doing
00:49:20.360 in terms of sales because I was, like, one of the rookie salesmen and I was beating
00:49:24.160 all the veterans.
00:49:25.140 And I thought that we were going to have an affair for a time.
00:49:27.360 It didn't happen.
00:49:28.460 Worst boss I ever had was...
00:49:30.040 I don't know.
00:49:30.580 It doesn't matter.
00:49:31.540 Worst boss I ever had... 1.00
00:49:32.460 The worst boss was because she went, fuck you? 1.00
00:49:34.200 Is that what you just explained to us? 1.00
00:49:35.740 No, that was just a fun side story.
00:49:37.200 The worst boss I ever had...
00:49:38.340 I thought this was going to be, like, horrible bosses where the one boss was just...
00:49:42.260 Jennifer Anderson. 1.00
00:49:42.440 Jennifer Anderson trying to fuck him all the time. 1.00
00:49:43.980 And he was like, I have to kill her. 1.00
00:49:45.400 I hate to stop what you're doing here, but this is actually the comment that I was looking 0.99
00:49:49.160 for.
00:49:49.480 Oh, I'm late for Tower Gang.
00:49:52.400 Winner of this week's Fleek of the Week.
00:49:56.720 I was waiting for you.
00:49:58.540 Sometimes it pays to be late.
00:50:00.660 So, Charles K., you can come and...
00:50:03.680 You know what?
00:50:04.120 Actually, you know what?
00:50:05.020 I feel bad.
00:50:05.660 I feel bad because...
00:50:07.500 Abrogate authoritarians actually said this way earlier.
00:50:12.600 Look, right there.
00:50:13.540 What did I miss? 1.00
00:50:14.300 Damn it. 0.99
00:50:14.400 That doesn't count. 0.99
00:50:15.120 That's not the exact phrase to face.
00:50:16.600 They didn't say that they were late.
00:50:18.080 They said that...
00:50:19.020 What did they miss?
00:50:19.720 Maybe they weren't paying attention.
00:50:21.140 They missed Toad being a Fed.
00:50:22.740 They fell asleep. 0.99
00:50:23.440 I said, God damn, I need to listen to this tomorrow as soon as possible. 0.99
00:50:26.600 Damn, I feel bad because I definitely saw that. 0.99
00:50:29.040 That was close. 0.99
00:50:29.600 That's not the phrase to face.
00:50:31.460 Especially if we get him to admit it.
00:50:32.640 This is like internet breaking possibilities here.
00:50:36.740 If we can get him to admit to being a Fed, of course.
00:50:38.780 Or even if we don't.
00:50:39.760 It's so obvious.
00:50:41.040 We don't be out of a Fed in this episode.
00:50:43.060 Very clearly did.
00:50:44.040 The juxtaposition of Toad being a Fed and me doing this giveaway where you give me your address.
00:50:49.060 Oh my God.
00:50:49.900 Completely exposed him. 0.99
00:50:51.880 And now we have all this merch of this fucking Fed and all those serious stories going around. 1.00
00:50:56.240 And this is the shit that they're using for their art. 1.00
00:50:58.540 Yo, we put an FBI agent in a fucking sewer. 1.00
00:51:01.520 I love it. 1.00
00:51:02.080 I don't saw it.
00:51:02.560 Dude, dial it up more.
00:51:03.400 Dial it up more, Top.
00:51:04.440 More of it.
00:51:04.920 We need more for when he finally exposed him.
00:51:06.360 Toad definitely filmed me having a threesome, didn't he?
00:51:09.060 Oh yeah.
00:51:09.380 He definitely filmed me just as...
00:51:10.300 And it's blackmail.
00:51:10.780 Oh my God.
00:51:11.320 That's called compromise, brother.
00:51:13.000 He got you. 1.00
00:51:13.460 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00
00:51:14.380 He got me. 1.00
00:51:15.760 And then what?
00:51:16.440 We completely flipped it on him.
00:51:18.160 We ended up having him tell the story here.
00:51:20.480 And that was followed for blackmail.
00:51:21.900 And we just admitted it because we thought it was funny.
00:51:24.060 Exactly.
00:51:24.800 But he knew he'd get kicked off the show if he didn't tell the funny story.
00:51:28.640 So he went ahead and he gave up on the compromise.
00:51:31.540 You know, you're right.
00:51:32.080 Anyway, guys, listen.
00:51:33.200 On the website, we got...
00:51:34.240 Tom Cole didn't even realize it, but he called his bluff.
00:51:36.920 We've got Tunnel Gang.
00:51:37.620 And now he's stuck here.
00:51:38.920 The Tunnel Gang shirt.
00:51:39.940 That's the new fleek of the week.
00:51:41.740 And I have this other banger.
00:51:43.800 Whatever.
00:51:44.180 Whoever won, you're going to have to hit me up.
00:51:46.340 Domestic. 0.99
00:51:46.900 Dude, you guys were shitting on that name last week. 0.99
00:51:49.260 It was like Domestic Towers. 0.99
00:51:50.200 I like it in that.
00:51:50.620 Now you see...
00:51:51.260 That's dope. 1.00
00:51:51.880 That's fucking... 1.00
00:51:52.620 You never shit on that. 1.00
00:51:53.860 You see the eye right there? 1.00
00:51:54.860 Fuck you guys. 1.00
00:51:55.620 I'm going to start incorporating that. 1.00
00:51:56.140 Play back the tape now that we have this technology. 0.99
00:51:58.360 I'm going to start incorporating that into our shit. 0.99
00:52:00.680 That's the guy falling down from 9-11. 0.99
00:52:02.860 I just want people to understand.
00:52:04.100 The fleek of the week, just for those that are new or don't understand what we're doing here.
00:52:07.540 Fleek of the week means this shirt is limited time.
00:52:09.920 One week.
00:52:10.740 That's it.
00:52:12.060 Yeah.
00:52:12.360 You got to buy it.
00:52:13.180 Go get it.
00:52:13.700 Go get it.
00:52:14.200 And also...
00:52:15.180 This one for maybe a week or two.
00:52:16.740 Can we give him a light glow?
00:52:18.280 Can we give him like a glow coming off him?
00:52:19.960 Like a green glow?
00:52:21.200 Oh, yeah.
00:52:22.120 The merch is going to be crazy.
00:52:23.340 Next week...
00:52:23.680 You need to change that up a little bit.
00:52:24.820 Just that.
00:52:25.580 Next week's week of the week is going to be crazy.
00:52:28.080 I'm going to actually give it away to somebody in the Rumble chat next week.
00:52:31.520 It's going to be funny because it's going to be everybody waiting to say they're late.
00:52:34.520 Because it's supposed to be the first person.
00:52:36.040 So they all have to wait.
00:52:36.520 No, but it's different every week.
00:52:37.700 No, it's different every week.
00:52:38.880 I forgot why I picked the person.
00:52:40.320 There's really no reason.
00:52:40.820 And honestly, here's the funny thing.
00:52:42.020 Don't ask us. 0.99
00:52:43.660 Top just makes the shit up on the fly. 0.99
00:52:45.980 None of us know what the phrase that face is. 0.99
00:52:47.760 No. 1.00
00:52:48.160 He makes the shit up. 1.00
00:52:49.420 I just want to back up to the threesome story. 0.99
00:52:52.120 Because in retrospect, that really was him trying to implicate you.
00:52:55.780 He set me up.
00:52:56.440 And you completely flipped the script.
00:52:58.360 And now he's stuck here on this assignment.
00:53:00.900 Like, that's I think what happened.
00:53:02.480 That's insane.
00:53:03.360 What an amazing story.
00:53:04.800 Is it true that you woke up the next day and you watched an FBI agent breastfeed on the
00:53:09.420 woman that you had a threesome with? 1.00
00:53:11.000 Wow.
00:53:12.080 Is that true?
00:53:13.320 I never saw that happen.
00:53:15.200 You didn't see it?
00:53:16.020 I never saw it. 1.00
00:53:16.700 Are you telling me that he jerked off in the corner while you fucked your wife and another 1.00
00:53:20.380 woman? 1.00
00:53:22.640 Yes.
00:53:23.360 That did happen. 0.95
00:53:24.360 This is why last week somebody fucked up the tower. 0.97
00:53:27.120 I liked it. 0.97
00:53:27.960 Oh, that's right.
00:53:28.720 You never know.
00:53:29.280 Yeah.
00:53:30.080 Yeah.
00:53:30.300 These guys, they remember. 0.98
00:53:31.180 I don't even fucking know. 0.97
00:53:32.300 But yeah, totally. 0.96
00:53:32.920 What's really going on, dude?
00:53:34.680 Like, are you really?
00:53:36.000 Are you?
00:53:36.300 Do you get paid well from them at least?
00:53:37.820 I mean, you have good benefits.
00:53:38.820 That's probably why you won't leave.
00:53:40.800 I think the stroke is real.
00:53:42.740 And so, and that's why he needs the benefits.
00:53:44.500 He's like, I'm afraid it's going to happen again.
00:53:47.060 I definitely.
00:53:47.380 Do you think that it's real?
00:53:48.720 Do you like us?
00:53:49.820 Do you even like us?
00:53:50.880 I have a disability for it.
00:53:51.980 Just say you like us.
00:53:53.000 Because I do want to know that.
00:53:53.780 No, that's a great question.
00:53:55.420 You make disability?
00:53:55.940 Like, is it because of you flip the script and now you're stuck here?
00:53:58.460 Or is it because you actually like us?
00:54:00.280 Wait, you're disabled?
00:54:01.240 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:54:02.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:54:03.000 Are you disabled?
00:54:04.160 Yes.
00:54:05.220 Do you have a wheelchair in like a wheelchair thing?
00:54:08.340 Yeah, you have a handicap.
00:54:09.760 A handicap. 0.98
00:54:10.560 I could get one, but I don't want to be seen that way.
00:54:13.180 Get one.
00:54:14.360 Why would you not get one?
00:54:15.600 That is the license to do whatever.
00:54:17.000 This is the best parking, bro.
00:54:18.020 Because I'm a normal boy.
00:54:22.360 That has got to be clipped.
00:54:23.540 That's got to be clipped.
00:54:24.180 I'm a normal boy.
00:54:25.320 Yo, this dude is straight MKUltra.
00:54:27.680 He really is. 0.99
00:54:28.480 This is fucking weird, dude. 0.98
00:54:29.520 He's getting flustered, too. 1.00
00:54:30.700 He's starting to fucking just throw shit. 0.99
00:54:32.100 I went on short-term disability, but I was like, no, I'm going to continue to work as 1.00
00:54:36.340 soon as I can.
00:54:37.300 Because I'm a real boy. 1.00
00:54:38.520 Is that what you told the fucking doctor? 1.00
00:54:39.940 Don't report from there. 1.00
00:54:41.120 No, that's what the doctor told him over and over and over and over and over again.
00:54:45.580 You're a real boy.
00:54:46.140 I started working almost right away.
00:54:47.500 I'm a real boy.
00:54:48.400 I'm a real boy.
00:54:49.180 I'm a real boy.
00:54:49.820 I started working almost right away, but I had to work from home for a long period of
00:54:53.200 time.
00:54:53.320 Because when you have a seizure in Massachusetts.
00:54:55.620 The federal breastfeeding investigations.
00:55:05.780 That's the shirt.
00:55:08.440 We'll have to come up with a better acronym for that, but yes.
00:55:13.060 What was I even...
00:55:13.920 I don't even know what I was on disability for a while.
00:55:16.620 When you have a seizure, you can't drive for six months.
00:55:19.300 Your license gets revoked.
00:55:20.820 So that happened to me twice.
00:55:22.160 Somebody needs to clip that. 0.99
00:55:25.840 That's fucking the craziest sentence. 0.99
00:55:27.180 That would be twice. 1.00
00:55:29.560 Are you clinically retarded at this point? 0.96
00:55:31.540 I actually have permanent brain damage, which can cause seizures at any time. 0.99
00:55:34.960 Yeah, you do.
00:55:36.420 Yeah, you do.
00:55:37.380 Jesus Christ.
00:55:38.640 But that might be like a cover story.
00:55:40.660 They might have implanted something in my brain.
00:55:43.100 I'm not sure.
00:55:43.900 Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure.
00:55:45.540 A cover story for why I'd be having all these headaches and seizures and whatever.
00:55:49.560 I feel like he's dialing up the medical sympathy to...
00:55:52.140 Yeah, he's trying to divert from...
00:55:54.620 You're outed, homeboy.
00:55:55.960 You ain't getting back.
00:55:56.580 We have Toad focused on Shane Gillis, which is why he can't miss that show.
00:55:59.520 Shane Gillis, I gotta go to that.
00:56:01.440 See?
00:56:02.020 See?
00:56:02.700 Yo, he just read the name.
00:56:04.800 He read the name.
00:56:05.620 That triggered him.
00:56:06.340 That triggered him.
00:56:07.080 He's like, gotta go to that.
00:56:08.340 Gotta go to that.
00:56:09.200 This is why he goes to like...
00:56:10.840 For the audience's sake, they don't even understand this.
00:56:13.260 Toad goes to four to five stand-up shows per week. 1.00
00:56:16.420 He's out of his fucking mind. 1.00
00:56:17.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:56:18.040 I go to a lot.
00:56:19.000 All right.
00:56:20.980 What's the next question?
00:56:21.900 Jesus Christ.
00:56:22.480 I don't like it.
00:56:22.980 We have to move on from this.
00:56:24.620 We have to move on.
00:56:25.440 I can't...
00:56:25.780 I don't think he's a Fed.
00:56:26.800 I think he's being infiltrated by the Feds.
00:56:27.700 I think he is.
00:56:28.200 Are you naive?
00:56:29.040 I think that they have him...
00:56:31.480 MKUltra-ed.
00:56:32.780 Yeah, he's being MKUltra-ed.
00:56:33.900 100%. 1.00
00:56:34.300 That shit when he said, I can't... 1.00
00:56:36.300 What did he say? 1.00
00:56:36.660 I can't disclose that information.
00:56:37.740 I can't reveal the truth.
00:56:40.040 I can't reveal the truth.
00:56:41.660 Play it again, Tyler.
00:56:42.700 Play it again.
00:56:43.360 Play it again, Tyler.
00:56:44.520 That's something that's been put in his head.
00:56:46.920 That's what you respond with when presented X question.
00:56:51.040 And it's...
00:56:51.940 Just like he saw the name Shane Gillis and he's like, I have to go to that.
00:56:57.900 He literally did.
00:56:58.860 He literally said, I have to go.
00:57:00.060 I completely missed why we said Shane Gillis.
00:57:02.740 I have to go to that.
00:57:05.400 I don't know if I like this. 1.00
00:57:07.280 This is Fed shit. 0.99
00:57:08.900 I love it, but we need to change some things. 1.00
00:57:11.800 Yeah, we are.
00:57:12.960 Like, he's now just talent.
00:57:14.480 He's just talent.
00:57:14.820 This is all funny games and ha ha ha, but you're definitely fired from the show.
00:57:18.200 We didn't like him holding the money because he's like, he's him. 1.00
00:57:23.520 And he fucking just like, he does rare shit. 0.99
00:57:27.260 But now I don't want him holding the money because he's just a Fed. 1.00
00:57:30.260 And he's just like, you know, he just has our money. 0.98
00:57:32.440 All he has to do at this point is take our fucking penance that we've made from the show 0.99
00:57:36.860 and go and buy bombs with it and then have us be fucking... 0.99
00:57:40.240 Yeah, we're blamed for it. 0.99
00:57:41.040 Read that.
00:57:41.520 Read that, Clint.
00:57:42.220 Toad's probably steaming over Shane Gillis' Bud Light deal.
00:57:44.900 Are you?
00:57:46.560 Steaming?
00:57:47.020 What do you mean? 1.00
00:57:47.840 Oh, fucking hell. 1.00
00:57:48.720 Oh, all of a sudden you have to fucking get clarity before you just knee-jerk fire off 1.00
00:57:53.620 some fucking catchphrase. 1.00
00:57:55.280 I need to go to that. 1.00
00:57:55.940 Oh, God.
00:57:56.540 What do I tell Langley?
00:57:57.980 You know what would have been really funny, Toad?
00:57:59.600 But honestly, the funny thing is, you could have done a great bit where you just go,
00:58:03.020 oh, Shane Gillis, I need to go to that show. 0.98
00:58:04.860 That would have been a fucking fire joke right there. 1.00
00:58:07.720 Would have killed all of us. 1.00
00:58:09.660 But he didn't do it.
00:58:10.740 So I had to riff off of it.
00:58:12.320 This is what he does to us.
00:58:14.360 But this is why you don't put an FBI agent on your podcast.
00:58:17.800 That's kind of our fault.
00:58:18.720 All right. 0.98
00:58:21.360 If you're fucking in the government, like, have your neighbors do something. 0.99
00:58:24.620 Well, he's an MKU person. 0.99
00:58:25.380 No, no, that makes sense.
00:58:26.240 This isn't laser-guided.
00:58:27.240 I think they got a little too cocksure with Toad.
00:58:29.400 I can't reveal the truth.
00:58:29.780 And they're like, oh, we'll make my Manchurian Candace a power game.
00:58:31.560 But you can't reveal the truth?
00:58:34.820 You caught it immediately.
00:58:36.200 Yeah.
00:58:36.620 I love that.
00:58:37.120 I love that. 0.99
00:58:37.400 I was fucking like, what? 0.98
00:58:39.220 I can't believe I missed that. 0.99
00:58:41.240 I missed it too.
00:58:44.340 Dave will be here in a couple minutes.
00:58:45.920 Dude, it's like he was like, guys, give it an hour and I'll come in for last 30.
00:58:50.120 Everybody, listen.
00:58:50.840 Go on X right now and just tag Dave Smith.
00:58:54.180 Tag Dave. 0.99
00:58:55.080 Tag Dave and tell him why the fuck he's not here. 0.99
00:58:58.720 He'll be here. 0.99
00:58:59.580 Just give him a couple minutes.
00:59:00.520 Yeah.
00:59:00.720 Tell Dave to DM me.
00:59:02.460 I'll send him the link if he actually responds.
00:59:04.480 I was about to say.
00:59:05.240 I was like, y'all send him the link, right?
00:59:06.920 I was making sure that y'all send him the link. 0.86
00:59:08.020 Literally, there's 130 people here and there's a hundred and how many fucking people in Rumble 0.97
00:59:13.240 right now? 0.97
00:59:14.460 There's a bunch in Rumble.
00:59:16.640 Yeah. 0.99
00:59:16.920 There's a fucking 140 in Rumble. 0.99
00:59:18.540 That's a lot of people. 1.00
00:59:19.240 Tag Dave Smith.
00:59:19.860 That's almost 300 people.
00:59:21.220 If 300 of you tweeted Dave, he might actually come on the show.
00:59:24.980 No, he's going to say Toad has been live outed as a fed on Tower Gang.
00:59:30.900 They want you on, Dave Smith.
00:59:33.080 Boom.
00:59:33.440 He should come on and then the stream ends right when he comes on.
00:59:37.100 Look at that.
00:59:38.060 Dave abandoned him. 1.00
00:59:38.480 That's what you want, you fucking fed. 0.99
00:59:40.080 He abandoned libertarians just in time. 0.99
00:59:43.400 We've got to get Dave on now.
00:59:44.840 We've got to get Dave on now and go through this.
00:59:47.200 Just literally play the tape back.
00:59:48.940 Why do I have a different persona on the show every single week?
00:59:51.880 I don't like it.
00:59:52.160 That's your fault.
00:59:52.960 You're doing it.
00:59:54.400 You're doing it on purpose as far as I can tell.
00:59:56.280 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:59:56.900 Guys, guys, he's literally having introspection here.
00:59:58.980 He literally is trying to ask the question.
01:00:00.500 He's like, I don't understand.
01:00:01.660 It's accusatory.
01:00:02.520 He's saying we're doing it. 1.00
01:00:03.800 Bitch, you're doing it. 1.00
01:00:04.680 You're fucking Boston Toad. 1.00
01:00:05.780 You're depressed Toad. 1.00
01:00:06.380 You're suicide Toad. 1.00
01:00:07.200 You're fucking comedy Toad. 1.00
01:00:08.380 You're fucking whatever fed Toad. 1.00
01:00:10.240 I'm all of those, yeah. 1.00
01:00:11.940 I lied about the comedy Toad.
01:00:13.420 You're all those other Toads.
01:00:14.940 He was comedy Toad last week.
01:00:17.660 Comedy Toad?
01:00:18.300 I go to a lot of people.
01:00:18.840 You're also hype.
01:00:19.420 Next question.
01:00:22.200 Somebody said Dave's in the tunnels.
01:00:26.160 Next question.
01:00:26.800 Next question.
01:00:27.200 Spiracy Extremis asks, how are we celebrating violent crime month, a.k.a. Black History Month?
01:00:33.060 We're exposing our friends as feds.
01:00:34.980 That's what we're doing, how we're celebrating this month.
01:00:37.880 I have been watching a lot of racist clips on the line, mostly just Instagram just giving 1.00
01:00:42.160 me black people doing stupid shit. 1.00
01:00:44.820 That's not different than what you do every other day. 1.00
01:00:47.120 What was the question again?
01:00:50.000 I'm still reeling by the Toad thing.
01:00:52.580 What was the question again?
01:00:53.480 I'm still reeling from the Toad thing.
01:00:54.240 How are you celebrating violent crime month, a.k.a. Black History Month?
01:00:58.040 Intense anti-Semitic research and satanic research as well and yeaky stuff.
01:01:02.180 I'm just kind of all over the place lately.
01:01:03.540 I'm going down crazy weird.
01:01:04.600 You pissed off some cults, right?
01:01:06.860 No. 1.00
01:01:07.120 Shut up about that shit. 1.00
01:01:08.600 We're not bringing that on here. 1.00
01:01:09.260 Let's not get into that.
01:01:10.400 We're not bringing that on here.
01:01:11.040 We just added a fad.
01:01:12.120 We're having a fun time.
01:01:13.220 I watch one or two NBA games per night.
01:01:15.700 For real?
01:01:18.280 Yeah, that's what I do. 0.99
01:01:19.080 I go on a pilgrimage to the MLK statue that looks like a penis that's in Boston every day. 1.00
01:01:25.240 You go to Langley, bitch. 1.00
01:01:26.220 You don't go to fucking Indiana Rose. 1.00
01:01:27.840 It's outside of Langley is actually where it's at. 0.98
01:01:30.100 Let me tell you what Clint does every day.
01:01:31.580 He puts his beanie on slightly sideways.
01:01:34.300 He's probably got expensive Chinese food and he holds it like this. 0.99
01:01:37.320 And then he sits at his couch with his legs spread and his arm like this and he fucking 1.00
01:01:41.880 watches NBA and his Chinese dick. 1.00
01:01:44.820 And his dick is just hanging there for anyone to see. 1.00
01:01:47.760 Anyone to see. 1.00
01:01:48.680 Oh, yeah.
01:01:49.240 Blood everywhere.
01:01:51.660 Do you guys remember when we first started the show?
01:01:53.060 I did have Chinese food tonight, which is so funny.
01:01:55.080 Do you remember around the time we started the show, we kind of joked but sort of seriously
01:01:58.340 thought Clint was the fed?
01:01:59.600 Yeah.
01:01:59.960 What?
01:02:00.420 Wow.
01:02:00.920 A lot of people, wow.
01:02:01.700 You guys got that wrong.
01:02:02.620 I was just thinking of that.
01:02:03.060 How things have changed.
01:02:04.100 Got that one absolutely wrong.
01:02:07.660 Now your enemies are friends and your friends are enemies.
01:02:09.740 It's crazy.
01:02:11.380 The only one that legitimately might not be a fed is Cole.
01:02:15.960 Cole might not be a fed.
01:02:17.600 He couldn't pass the IQ exam. 0.99
01:02:19.440 For me, I'm collecting everybody's addresses and shit. 1.00
01:02:21.720 That's very fetish. 0.95
01:02:22.580 You guys send me this stuff.
01:02:24.020 Whatever.
01:02:24.520 Clint, for obvious reasons, he's got all this money.
01:02:27.020 Jose, for all the reasons we've been accusing him.
01:02:29.280 And now Toad with the very, very strong case for being a fed.
01:02:32.480 Toad's strongest case.
01:02:33.160 What if we're all feds and we don't know that each other is a fed?
01:02:37.140 That would be crazy.
01:02:38.760 I've thought about that.
01:02:39.900 Maybe the real feds are the friends we've made along the way.
01:02:42.880 I've thought about that.
01:02:43.920 I brought it up to my superiors and they said, no way.
01:02:47.640 I brought that up to my boss at Langley and he was like, he's like, no, no, that's not
01:02:51.840 an ATF agent.
01:02:52.800 Wink.
01:02:53.240 And I was like, why'd you just wink?
01:02:55.080 It's complicated. 1.00
01:02:55.800 All he told me was, fuck the NSA. 1.00
01:02:57.520 And I don't understand what that means. 1.00
01:02:59.560 All right.
01:03:00.660 What's the next question, Fed?
01:03:02.060 Last one.
01:03:02.400 All right.
01:03:05.180 Tim T.
01:03:06.240 Oh, he knew you were talking to him.
01:03:10.060 Tim T. 1.00
01:03:10.640 Says, if you had to suck one dick for the Toad to get laid, would you do it? 1.00
01:03:17.460 No. 1.00
01:03:18.740 Cole nodded right away.
01:03:20.380 Well, I thought that was going to do it.
01:03:22.120 He nodded right away. 1.00
01:03:23.120 I thought it was going to suck one dick. 1.00
01:03:25.360 Whose would it be? 1.00
01:03:27.340 Wait a minute.
01:03:27.740 But he's like, whose would it be? 1.00
01:03:29.140 If you had to suck one of our dicks, who would it be? 1.00
01:03:31.240 Oh. 1.00
01:03:31.540 Yeah, bring up the question. 0.99
01:03:32.280 I thought it was just a dick in general. 0.99
01:03:34.340 No, no. 1.00
01:03:34.860 Now the question is, which of our dicks would you want to suck? 1.00
01:03:37.300 We've totally asked this question before. 1.00
01:03:38.920 I don't care.
01:03:39.520 I want to hear it again. 1.00
01:03:40.760 If you had to suck one dick, would you do it for Toad to get laid? 1.00
01:03:45.320 If you had to suck one dick for the Toad? 1.00
01:03:45.580 Oh, he said yes. 1.00
01:03:46.400 He's already nodded.
01:03:47.260 He's already said yes.
01:03:48.200 No.
01:03:48.400 I was nodding along with the question.
01:03:49.860 At this point, I wouldn't do anything for Toad to get laid. 0.87
01:03:52.160 I'm fine with him staying miserable at this point.
01:03:53.860 I used to want to improve his life.
01:03:55.780 And I don't necessarily wish he's prominent.
01:03:57.000 He's an FBI agent. 0.94
01:03:57.840 But I don't really care if he stays miserable.
01:04:00.180 I just want him to come on the show every week and make us laugh. 1.00
01:04:02.460 I did think about sucking Toad's dick just to get Toad laid. 1.00
01:04:06.680 Which then it would just be me. 1.00
01:04:08.660 I would be the one. 1.00
01:04:09.800 Would you thought about sucking his dick? 1.00
01:04:12.180 No, no. 1.00
01:04:12.600 I was saying just then. 1.00
01:04:13.440 Just if someone said, like, if you had to get Toad laid and you had to suck one dick, 1.00
01:04:17.240 whose dick would it be? 1.00
01:04:17.840 And I'd be like, you're going to blow a fed? 1.00
01:04:19.760 Would you make out with Toad?
01:04:21.120 Would you make out with Toad as a totally funny prank?
01:04:24.700 Yeah, totally.
01:04:25.620 If he gets really funny.
01:04:26.460 This is totally funny prank.
01:04:27.960 It's really funny.
01:04:28.720 So ironically.
01:04:31.200 Don't take a video of this for your fed friends.
01:04:33.260 I took offense to Raisin telling me that I don't have soft lips. 1.00
01:04:37.260 Look at this shit. 1.00
01:04:38.340 Dude, your lips are... 1.00
01:04:39.020 This is my other...
01:04:39.980 That was actually my other... 0.98
01:04:41.520 That was a banger motherfucking joke when he said, 0.99
01:04:45.020 when did you stop using ChapStick? 0.99
01:04:47.480 Wow.
01:04:47.840 I was like, Jesus.
01:04:48.780 I don't know if you guys could hear that. 1.00
01:04:50.000 Your lips look fucking horrible, bro. 0.99
01:04:52.600 No, they're not. 1.00
01:04:53.980 Yeah, they do.
01:04:54.580 They look like paper cuts.
01:04:55.780 It's just a line of white...
01:04:58.380 I think it's all the...
01:04:59.260 I think he's just drinking just coffee all day.
01:05:01.980 And there's something about just hot coffee and caffeine and like no other water.
01:05:06.540 No water.
01:05:07.520 No light.
01:05:07.980 You're doing everything wrong.
01:05:09.120 Like everything...
01:05:10.740 Oh, we already knew that.
01:05:11.380 I've never seen you pick that up before in my life.
01:05:14.880 You've never...
01:05:15.740 You've never taken a...
01:05:17.260 Like I see Top all the time.
01:05:18.960 It's drinking out of a straw out of like something.
01:05:20.860 Every episode he's doing that.
01:05:22.540 I've seen Clint and I've seen...
01:05:24.240 The straw is what's going to hurt your lips.
01:05:24.860 I've never seen you drink something on the show. 1.00
01:05:26.700 You're pursing your fucking lips like that? 1.00
01:05:28.040 No. 1.00
01:05:28.900 Dude, I have had such a schizzo week.
01:05:31.100 Dude, you need to buy some ChapStick. 1.00
01:05:32.540 Toad, you need to go buy some fucking ChapStick. 1.00
01:05:39.840 Your lips look horrible. 1.00
01:05:40.920 I don't use that shit. 1.00
01:05:42.200 Well, you need to. 1.00
01:05:43.360 The ChapStick will make your lips worse.
01:05:44.980 You need to be like more hydrated and possibly eat like good food.
01:05:49.280 ChapStick does not make your lips worse.
01:05:50.640 He ate Mexican food three times when we were...
01:05:53.240 In the first day when we went to drink.
01:05:55.280 I don't know why my tummy hurts.
01:05:57.440 All in one day. 0.99
01:05:58.120 It was good shit too. 1.00
01:05:59.260 That was good. 1.00
01:05:59.740 That was good. 0.99
01:06:00.760 That was really fucking good. 0.99
01:06:01.280 Was he really sickly with you guys again? 0.99
01:06:04.040 No. 1.00
01:06:04.680 No, I'm not going to blow anybody for fucking Toad to lose his virginity. 0.99
01:06:07.560 I just want to answer the question. 0.99
01:06:09.340 Am I included in that though? 1.00
01:06:10.240 Like, could I suck a dick to get myself laid? 1.00
01:06:13.120 Of course you could. 1.00
01:06:13.940 Would you suck a dick actually just count? 1.00
01:06:15.580 It's the best chance of you actually getting laid is if you suck a dick. 1.00
01:06:18.560 Hey-oh! 1.00
01:06:20.240 Would you suck a dick for you to get laid? 1.00
01:06:24.640 No. 1.00
01:06:24.820 Toad.
01:06:25.340 He wouldn't do anything.
01:06:26.360 We've been over this.
01:06:27.580 He won't put the least amount of effort into getting laid. 1.00
01:06:29.720 Like, he's had women who want to fuck him and he won't go to him. 1.00
01:06:33.980 It's crazy. 1.00
01:06:35.120 Now.
01:06:36.400 Now.
01:06:38.000 And he really thought about it too.
01:06:39.600 He was like, not with those lips. 1.00
01:06:42.160 Oh, fuck. 1.00
01:06:43.640 You're the strangest FBI agent I've ever encountered. 1.00
01:06:46.280 Wasn't there that video?
01:06:48.860 It was going around Twitter like yesterday or two days ago of the guy with a trainee girlfriend.
01:06:54.000 And he was talking about how, like, he's like, it's still a girl. 1.00
01:06:56.180 He's talking about, like, sucking his dick. 1.00
01:06:57.480 Yeah, I'm not gay. 1.00
01:06:58.000 Yeah.
01:06:58.440 Yeah.
01:06:58.920 It's like, he's like, I think it's cute.
01:07:00.540 It's like tiny.
01:07:01.420 It's a little bitty thing.
01:07:02.940 I'm not gay. 1.00
01:07:03.680 I just like to suck my wife's dick. 1.00
01:07:06.240 All right. 1.00
01:07:06.640 So, we're all in agreement that talking behind Toad's back group chat becomes, like, the real
01:07:10.340 tower game chat now, right?
01:07:10.920 That's the real chat now.
01:07:12.020 Yeah.
01:07:12.380 Okay.
01:07:12.760 I mean, we pop into the other one occasionally just to make him, you know, kind of play along.
01:07:16.320 Just to keep him off our trail, of course.
01:07:17.840 Yeah.
01:07:18.340 Okay.
01:07:18.580 We plan all of our terroristic activities in the talking behind Toad's back chat from
01:07:23.220 now on.
01:07:23.760 Of course.
01:07:25.100 What's going to really fuck us up is whenever there's another one in here that is a actual. 0.99
01:07:29.280 What the fuck did he just mumble? 0.99
01:07:30.800 Did he say, now I'm going to have to do something about that? 1.00
01:07:33.880 Probably.
01:07:34.180 Did you hear that?
01:07:35.040 Probably.
01:07:35.960 Oh, play it back, Tyler. 1.00
01:07:36.640 He's just be saying shit, dude. 1.00
01:07:37.940 He's just be saying shit. 1.00
01:07:38.480 No, what? 1.00
01:07:39.180 Tyler, play that back.
01:07:40.200 I'm sorry.
01:07:41.380 Now we have this ability.
01:07:43.100 He said, as you were saying that.
01:07:44.780 And it's him furiously trying to rewind clip, then bring it up, like this whole bunch of 0.98
01:07:48.700 annoying bullshit for him to do. 0.97
01:07:50.700 But go on. 0.99
01:07:51.000 But as he, no, as you said something.
01:07:52.400 Go back in this episode that we have here going on. 0.98
01:07:56.040 Shut up, Toad. 0.99
01:07:56.980 No, I'm not going to let you derail this. 0.99
01:07:58.740 Because as you were saying, as we were saying we're going to make a separate chat, he mumbled,
01:08:02.960 I'm going to have to do something about that then.
01:08:06.040 Did you hear that?
01:08:07.200 No, I did not. 0.99
01:08:08.940 He's going to fucking gaslight us again. 1.00
01:08:11.120 Are you stupid? 1.00
01:08:12.080 Twice like that. 1.00
01:08:12.940 If you're caught on tape again, lying to us, you're off the fucking show. 0.99
01:08:16.940 I have no idea, dude. 0.99
01:08:18.700 Why?
01:08:19.080 Hold on, hold on.
01:08:19.940 Just to keep him off our trail, of course.
01:08:22.360 Yeah, okay.
01:08:23.240 We plan all of our terroristic activities in the talking behind Toad's back chat from now
01:08:27.880 on, of course.
01:08:29.260 I'm going to have to do something.
01:08:29.780 What's going to really fuck us up is...
01:08:31.160 No, no, no.
01:08:33.180 No, we got to play that again.
01:08:34.380 I couldn't...
01:08:34.940 He mumbled at one point.
01:08:35.380 I'm going to have to do something for that, about that.
01:08:37.860 I'm going to have to do something for that.
01:08:39.860 That's what I heard.
01:08:40.700 This man is dangerous.
01:08:45.840 He didn't say, I'm going to have to do something about that.
01:08:48.940 Do you ever have an argument...
01:08:49.900 Do it again, I'm going to turn up the volume on my headphones.
01:08:53.420 Top and Jose, do you ever have an argument with your wife that happens all the time?
01:08:57.220 This is what it feels like when Toad keeps gaslighting us.
01:08:59.700 I wish I had playback, could do this with my wife.
01:09:02.660 That'd be great. 1.00
01:09:03.340 You're one of the biggest lying pieces of shit on the planet. 1.00
01:09:05.460 I just want you to know that, Toad. 1.00
01:09:07.160 No, what?
01:09:07.720 Of course. 1.00
01:09:08.080 You're a lying piece of shit. 1.00
01:09:09.340 We plan all of our terroristic activities in the talking behind Toad's back chat from 1.00
01:09:13.380 now on.
01:09:14.100 Of course.
01:09:14.880 Now I'm going to have to do something.
01:09:15.440 What's going to really fuck us up is whenever...
01:09:17.380 What did he just say?
01:09:18.000 There's another one in here that is... 0.99
01:09:19.420 What the fuck did he just mumble? 0.99
01:09:20.960 Did he say, now I'm going to have to... 1.00
01:09:22.660 I think he said it.
01:09:24.540 If anyone's got audio capabilities, I need you to like...
01:09:27.360 No, listen.
01:09:28.420 After this episode, we can isolate.
01:09:30.480 Isolate.
01:09:31.120 Let me see.
01:09:31.680 We can't isolate. 1.00
01:09:32.180 Fuck. 1.00
01:09:32.560 Where is it? 1.00
01:09:32.920 No, I can't isolate.
01:09:34.180 You can't.
01:09:35.100 Zoom.
01:09:35.620 Enhance.
01:09:36.380 We can isolate solo audio.
01:09:38.520 So we're going to isolate it.
01:09:39.840 Yeah. 0.99
01:09:40.160 We're going to put it into the lab like fucking, you know, Tony Stark. 0.99
01:09:43.060 I'm going to see what he says. 0.99
01:09:44.400 All right.
01:09:44.540 We'll do it.
01:09:44.940 We'll do it.
01:09:45.340 Next week, we'll report back.
01:09:47.180 Think about what he's responding to.
01:09:48.640 So I guess like we may be jumping on a little bit here.
01:09:51.360 We were talking about how I'm making a different group chat.
01:09:52.760 And if he said I may have to do something about that, I don't know.
01:09:55.640 Like, I guess that could just be a throwaway line of like, well, I'll have to...
01:09:58.460 But I mean, that does sound sinister.
01:09:59.940 I will give you that.
01:10:00.800 He's threatening us.
01:10:02.000 Toad, this is true.
01:10:02.740 Where's my Daniel Defense Rifles with the Neotech? 0.99
01:10:04.960 I want some fucking Gucci guns. 0.99
01:10:09.140 Where's my Toad? 0.99
01:10:09.780 I need Daniel Defense Rifles with some green tips, okay?
01:10:13.960 I really... 1.00
01:10:14.900 Where's our shoulder-fired missiles, you bitch? 1.00
01:10:18.880 Where's the Toad missile, doggie? 1.00
01:10:20.260 Is there any more questions?
01:10:24.260 Sorry, Hunter. 0.99
01:10:25.540 The other question is asking us to rate Drake's cock, which we kind of... 0.99
01:10:29.500 Oh, it's a thousand. 0.99
01:10:30.360 It's fake.
01:10:31.300 It's fake.
01:10:31.700 I do rate it as fake.
01:10:33.440 I rate it as floppy.
01:10:37.020 How about that? 1.00
01:10:39.420 His dick looks delicious. 1.00
01:10:40.380 Yeah, it's not a great dick. 1.00
01:10:41.300 I wouldn't want that dick. 1.00
01:10:42.480 I'm like not even hating. 1.00
01:10:43.800 It didn't look like it could get very erect.
01:10:45.880 I don't think it could get... 0.99
01:10:47.260 Legitimately, I don't think it could get in a vagina. 1.00
01:10:49.820 All I have to say about it is if his dick can get hard, it would be the most impressive 1.00
01:10:56.020 thing that has ever existed. 1.00
01:10:58.340 Big if.
01:10:58.820 It's a big if.
01:10:59.700 It's the biggest if, if you will.
01:11:01.320 Because you know how it would go in and it would just bend and it actually wouldn't go
01:11:05.860 inside a woman.
01:11:06.800 He can only soak.
01:11:08.700 That's the only thing he can do.
01:11:09.660 Oh, Josie said, prove you're not fed by getting us a killdozer. 1.00
01:11:14.280 Of course he would confirm that that's his dick. 1.00
01:11:17.540 Wouldn't you confirm that that's your dick? 1.00
01:11:19.360 Yeah, I would. 1.00
01:11:20.020 Yeah.
01:11:20.460 Yeah.
01:11:20.660 I'd be like, I'd be like right away.
01:11:22.340 I'd tell my PR agent. 1.00
01:11:23.400 Dude, we have dick pics of a fucking fed. 1.00
01:11:26.340 Yeah, we do. 1.00
01:11:27.100 Oh, we do.
01:11:27.740 Oh my God.
01:11:28.660 Wow.
01:11:28.900 Yeah.
01:11:29.120 That's amazing.
01:11:32.660 Yeah.
01:11:33.200 We're like right at the epicenter of something so cool because we're in the comedy world
01:11:36.060 and the political world.
01:11:37.040 So we can capitalize this in so many different ways.
01:11:39.760 This is phenomenal.
01:11:40.860 All right.
01:11:41.020 Let's talk about either the gay pool party or the 21 dudes in 10 days or the chili all 0.98
01:11:45.620 funeral swat.
01:11:46.480 He told me in the pre-chat that he was going to be debating live at the LP National.
01:11:53.040 That whole thing with thousands of people.
01:11:55.380 Wait, is there a live debate at National?
01:11:58.260 Yeah, there always is.
01:11:59.500 Wait, and you're going to do it?
01:12:00.660 How do you know that?
01:12:01.720 Fed?
01:12:02.560 Wait, wait.
01:12:02.980 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:12:03.700 You're going to do the debate at LP National, but you wouldn't debate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
01:12:07.580 at LP California? 0.99
01:12:09.160 I don't want to go to fucking California. 1.00
01:12:10.940 I don't want to go to fucking California. 1.00
01:12:13.300 He's like, do you know how close D.C. is to Langley, bitch? 1.00
01:12:16.480 It's easy. 0.99
01:12:17.240 It's an easy thing.
01:12:17.760 You know how hard he's sipping for Israel? 1.00
01:12:19.840 I'm not going to fuck with that shit. 1.00
01:12:21.960 D.C. is way easier for me to get in. 1.00
01:12:23.800 Fed?
01:12:24.840 God, dude.
01:12:25.820 This guy is such an FBI agent.
01:12:27.080 It's unbelievable.
01:12:29.000 What is this?
01:12:29.520 I left my boyfriend, and I've been traveling for 10 days, and I've slept with 22 people
01:12:36.180 in that 10 days.
01:12:38.180 My goal is 20, and I just hit 22 this morning.
01:12:40.380 For every guy, did her boobs get smaller? 0.99
01:12:41.940 It's 1 p.m. now in Paris, and I need to check out because I'm going home. 0.61
01:12:46.280 I really doubt I'm going to get another one on the board, either on the plane or on my
01:12:53.000 layover, so I think 22 is where we're going to cut it out. 0.98
01:12:55.580 No, I think those tits. 1.00
01:12:56.500 How many days was it again? 0.99
01:12:58.620 Those tits are considered awesome. 1.00
01:13:00.060 10 days. 0.99
01:13:00.420 10 days.
01:13:00.440 So she was doing two dudes a day, so she'd be like morning and night. 0.92
01:13:04.260 She did 22.
01:13:05.580 She had two days where she hit three. 0.99
01:13:08.080 Dude, those tits are considered awesome. 1.00
01:13:09.520 I'm horrified. 0.99
01:13:11.140 They're considered awesome in Australia, though, because their tits actually are inverted 1.00
01:13:14.820 down there. 0.97
01:13:16.260 I see where you're going.
01:13:16.940 That was nice.
01:13:18.400 That was well played.
01:13:18.960 No, because they'd be upside down. 1.00
01:13:21.400 That was a very intelligent stupid joke. 1.00
01:13:22.940 The earth is flat. 1.00
01:13:24.980 I don't know what you guys are talking about.
01:13:28.300 And Australia is on the underside of that flatness. 0.98
01:13:32.140 Oh, and we're ruled by satanic Jews. 1.00
01:13:34.300 Just saying. 0.99
01:13:35.940 Just so we're all on the same page here.
01:13:38.200 The earth is not as bad.
01:13:39.060 By the way, I was on with Stu Peters today.
01:13:41.340 That man is very anti-Semitic.
01:13:42.960 My goodness. 0.72
01:13:43.480 Very, very.
01:13:44.220 Like, I joke.
01:13:45.580 I mean, although I can back it up with research, but I also joke. 1.00
01:13:49.180 He tweeted out today a tweet that was just like, fuck you, Jews. 1.00
01:13:54.660 By the way. 1.00
01:13:55.620 Holy shit, dude. 1.00
01:13:56.560 Would you rather? 0.99
01:13:57.300 Yo, he's trying to ask me about Israeli influence, and I'm like, yeah, Israeli influence is a huge
01:14:01.400 problem, but I don't like to focus on one because obviously there was a bioweapon that 0.94
01:14:05.980 was created in Wuhan, blah, blah, blah. 0.92
01:14:07.220 And he's like, look, I don't want to fucking talk about China right now. 0.99
01:14:09.900 We're talking about the Jews. 1.00
01:14:11.440 And I was like, holy shit, bro. 1.00
01:14:14.620 For real. 0.99
01:14:15.500 That whole episode you did where they were talking about the Chinese people, like military-age 0.93
01:14:19.800 men.
01:14:20.300 I was just waiting for you to be like, okay, but how do the Jews play into this?
01:14:24.200 Yo, he already answered it.
01:14:25.100 Who owned the boats?
01:14:25.760 It's H-A-I-M or whatever. 0.98
01:14:28.300 It's like the Hebrew something is one of the NGOs that's helping funnel them.
01:14:32.060 So I didn't have to ask.
01:14:33.020 He already said it.
01:14:34.320 Jesus Christ.
01:14:35.600 He said, yo, and he said it's the biggest NGO down there is the Hebrew one.
01:14:39.920 Just to play into your anti-Semitic tropes.
01:14:43.360 Hebrew is real in the side. 0.96
01:14:44.840 It almost makes me feel horrible because now I'm right.
01:14:49.700 Now I'm right. 0.99
01:14:50.880 All the shit that I've been saying. 0.99
01:14:53.280 I've been joking this entire time. 1.00
01:14:55.180 Holy shit. 0.99
01:14:55.920 You're telling me that this really. 0.99
01:14:57.360 When Dave Smith comes on in a few minutes, I know we're going to hash it out about all 0.99
01:15:00.420 the anti-Semitic shit that I've been saying. 0.99
01:15:03.180 No, no, no. 1.00
01:15:03.600 Because you literally did hate on him.
01:15:05.660 You were like, hey, Dave, I know you asked RFK Jr. about this stuff, but you're way too
01:15:11.600 late. 1.00
01:15:12.200 Fuck you. 1.00
01:15:14.840 I was like, just take the W, dude. 1.00
01:15:17.960 And you were like, no, he deserves to get destroyed. 1.00
01:15:20.940 Because I was screaming this shit last year. 1.00
01:15:25.360 And I know that if Dave Smith did see it, he probably has me muted after my whole fucking 1.00
01:15:30.260 thing. 0.99
01:15:31.060 Because they're seeing it.
01:15:32.120 But now it's like, come on, man.
01:15:34.760 What's going on?
01:15:36.040 He's like, come on, Dave.
01:15:37.560 It's your people that are killing everything. 1.00
01:15:39.860 He was like, Dave, you want to talk about Kanye again?
01:15:41.900 You want to go back to that?
01:15:42.900 You want to see what?
01:15:44.840 All right.
01:15:45.520 So we don't have anything to say about this chick? 0.99
01:15:47.520 I was trying to move on to the Jew stuff. 0.99
01:15:49.300 I was going to ask a question. 1.00
01:15:50.560 You guys always move it to the Jew shit. 1.00
01:15:52.100 I don't do that. 1.00
01:15:52.920 You did.
01:15:53.880 You said I was on with Stu Peters today.
01:15:55.640 For the record, before you try and make it like, oh, I'm not the anti-Semi and you guys
01:15:58.840 are.
01:15:59.120 I'm not.
01:15:59.540 You definitely brought it there before.
01:16:00.300 Okay?
01:16:00.760 No.
01:16:01.620 You literally said, hey, Stu Peters, he's really anti-Semitic. 1.00
01:16:04.260 I said that because y'all were saying anti-Semitic shit. 1.00
01:16:07.640 Yeah. 0.99
01:16:07.820 And you're clearly playing into it.
01:16:08.880 So for the record, you're also one.
01:16:10.540 Okay?
01:16:12.780 So what I was going to ask is like.
01:16:14.440 Oh, title.
01:16:15.480 Toads of Fed, Clint's the anti-Semi.
01:16:17.300 There you go.
01:16:18.040 That's the title of the episode?
01:16:22.140 Oh. 0.99
01:16:22.800 God damn it. 1.00
01:16:23.720 Because this girl. 0.99
01:16:24.520 So she made a point to say that this was coming off like breaking up with her boyfriend.
01:16:28.900 Would you rather be the first guy or the 22nd guy?
01:16:31.480 Because I feel like the first guy, even though you don't have to be.
01:16:33.940 What kind of question is that?
01:16:35.340 Hold on.
01:16:36.080 Hold on.
01:16:36.380 Because the first guy, even though like, yes, you're not going to be after all these other
01:16:40.780 dudes, but the first guy is definitely getting all like the emotion out of it.
01:16:44.760 So she's going to weep.
01:16:46.100 Yeah, that's better.
01:16:46.620 And cry.
01:16:47.240 Oh, my God. 0.96
01:16:49.540 Toad with another distorted sense of what good sex is. 1.00
01:16:53.100 You're a strange. 0.99
01:16:55.040 That made me like feel really bad. 1.00
01:16:59.220 Toad, you don't know what it's like to have a bitch sucking your dick and then start crying. 1.00
01:17:02.620 Okay? 1.00
01:17:03.360 Only Cole knows.
01:17:04.400 That's true.
01:17:04.840 I'm not Cole.
01:17:05.000 It is not fun.
01:17:06.160 It is not.
01:17:07.580 Everybody can say first, and I understand that.
01:17:09.360 But there is something, too, that this girl is going to break down crying either in the
01:17:13.100 middle or after sex.
01:17:14.020 And then you have to deal with that.
01:17:15.500 It's not just the 20-second guy.
01:17:17.800 The 20-second guy. 1.00
01:17:19.080 You fucking hit it. 1.00
01:17:19.800 Okay. 1.00
01:17:20.080 Yeah, you can deal with this fucking this six that's crying while you're having sex with 1.00
01:17:24.660 her. 1.00
01:17:24.740 Or you can deal with HIV and herpes and gonorrhea and all that sorts of other shit for the 0.99
01:17:29.720 rest of your life. 0.98
01:17:30.240 Good point.
01:17:30.620 What kind of choices?
01:17:31.420 What's more painful?
01:17:31.960 The crying is a positive.
01:17:32.520 But you'd be number two.
01:17:33.460 The AIDS.
01:17:34.220 Clint or Cole's bring up a good point.
01:17:35.880 Like, the chances of the previous dude having some sort of crazy venereal disease is a little
01:17:39.800 bit.
01:17:40.140 I'm like, it's an outside chance.
01:17:42.200 Yes.
01:17:42.340 So, like, if you're number two, you've gotten the emotional stuff out, you know?
01:17:46.560 It's way increased.
01:17:47.340 Yeah.
01:17:47.540 But, yeah, but the scale of, like, how emotional do you want to be to how good the sex you want
01:17:51.380 to be, it's the crumb.
01:17:52.480 That's what I think also is by, like, the 20-second guy.
01:17:55.100 I mean, she's really, like, she's just going all out.
01:17:57.280 She's probably learned some new moves. 0.99
01:17:58.960 Yeah, she's fucking playing on all of this. 0.99
01:18:00.400 The throat is definitely numb by then. 1.00
01:18:02.680 Like, the 20-second guy, the throat's numb.
01:18:03.960 Let Toad explain.
01:18:04.900 Toad, I need you two to explain some logic.
01:18:07.940 There are a couple reasons why Cole is wrong about that.
01:18:11.280 So, you want to go with the first check, because the emotion is actually going to make the sex
01:18:14.800 better, but also she's tighter at that point.
01:18:17.860 But it's a different type of emotion.
01:18:19.220 I just broke up with my boyfriend.
01:18:21.120 Dude, if she's crying, that's awesome.
01:18:22.460 You have a 20-second response?
01:18:24.780 If she's crying, that's awesome, because then you get to comfort her, too.
01:18:28.300 You get to comfort her.
01:18:29.000 No, dude.
01:18:29.280 You don't understand.
01:18:31.160 You don't understand.
01:18:32.360 Hold up. 1.00
01:18:33.200 You're a psychopath. 1.00
01:18:36.200 You're a psychopath, for real. 1.00
01:18:37.880 Why? 1.00
01:18:38.780 You do not understand what it's like to deal with a woman that is emotionally crying after 0.99
01:18:43.340 sex. 1.00
01:18:43.720 He goes, I want to have sex with the one who's the most mentally and emotionally damaged so 1.00
01:18:50.020 that she cries during sex because I want to comfort her after. 1.00
01:18:53.260 You're a psychopath. 1.00
01:18:56.120 It's funny, because Cole has a direct experience with that. 1.00
01:18:59.040 Like, Liz used to do this shit all the time to you? 1.00
01:19:01.040 All the time. 1.00
01:19:02.400 All the time.
01:19:03.880 Like, it was, it was, it was. 1.00
01:19:05.380 And it sucks. 1.00
01:19:06.720 Dude, I'm going to skip the pussy and go right to the comfort. 1.00
01:19:08.160 Explain it to me. 0.99
01:19:09.180 Explain it again, because it's been like.
01:19:10.860 Yes, we know you are.
01:19:12.200 It's been like a hundred episodes since you last said this.
01:19:14.760 What happens?
01:19:15.260 So what happens, when we were dating, and we would, so I wouldn't, like, we were long
01:19:19.060 distance, so I would ever see her, like, once a month or maybe twice a month, and then 0.97
01:19:22.800 we would, like, we would get together and we would just fuck. 1.00
01:19:24.800 Holy shit. 1.00
01:19:25.120 Toads of Fed is trending. 0.99
01:19:31.020 That'd be really funny.
01:19:32.100 He's like, my cover is so blown right now. 0.99
01:19:34.100 So fucking blown. 0.96
01:19:34.840 Make it happen, guys. 0.99
01:19:35.680 He's like, he's just not checking his phone, because he knows his handlers are just, like, 0.98
01:19:39.860 blowing up, like, what the fuck did you just do? 0.99
01:19:42.180 You better not be trying. 1.00
01:19:43.660 Oh, wait, Shane Gillis is trying to go to see Shane Gillis.
01:19:45.460 Oh, my God.
01:19:46.200 Can you imagine if that's how you got outed by going viral on Twitter?
01:19:48.600 Toad, Toad, Toad just said, Toad just said out of the blue, oh, Shane Gillis is playing,
01:19:53.300 I've got to, I've got to go see Shane Gillis.
01:19:55.000 He literally just said that out of the blue.
01:19:56.220 No way.
01:19:56.820 No way. 1.00
01:19:57.020 I swear to fucking God. 1.00
01:19:57.900 No way. 1.00
01:19:58.180 We play that, Tyler.
01:19:59.020 No way. 1.00
01:19:59.640 I swear to fucking God. 1.00
01:20:00.980 Just for no fucking reason? 1.00
01:20:01.520 Just for no fucking reason. 0.99
01:20:02.540 Did we say anything at all related to that, Tyler? 0.99
01:20:03.880 We said nothing about Shane Gillis.
01:20:05.660 No, I said Handler.
01:20:07.220 I said Handler.
01:20:09.220 Oh, my God.
01:20:10.040 He is so, word associate Handler with must say this phrase.
01:20:13.860 This is, I'm, like, honestly getting freaked out now. 0.98
01:20:16.580 This is fucking scary, dude. 0.96
01:20:19.500 What is he looking at? 1.00
01:20:20.900 Is he having a stroke?
01:20:25.020 Dude.
01:20:26.180 How many?
01:20:27.880 Oh, no, he started playing cool.
01:20:29.640 Like, okay.
01:20:30.060 They're going to switch Toad. 0.98
01:20:31.200 They're going to replace, Toad's going to be off the mission, and it's going to be another
01:20:34.420 tooth that looks just like Toad.
01:20:39.120 He's like, what's up, Bottom?
01:20:41.520 And he just goes through, like, and messes all our names up. 0.99
01:20:45.260 He's like, what the fuck is this guy? 0.98
01:20:46.580 I just want you guys to know, I am not lying. 0.99
01:20:48.720 That actually happened again.
01:20:50.520 He really did do that.
01:20:51.520 Tyler, can you please play that again?
01:20:52.800 I think Tyler's looking.
01:20:53.680 Tyler's like, I'm tired over here. 1.00
01:20:55.380 Dude, these motherfuckers are mad. 1.00
01:20:56.940 I know. 1.00
01:20:57.300 I know.
01:20:57.540 We're making your job really hard, but I appreciate all the help, because this is proved.
01:21:01.460 The best comedy is rooted in truth.
01:21:03.400 Clint, I just want to say this real quick.
01:21:04.900 This is totally off topic, totally aside, but Elizabeth has started to say that she's
01:21:09.440 wanting to get comfy and cozy.
01:21:11.780 I've seen it too.
01:21:12.840 I've seen it all the time. 1.00
01:21:13.480 And every time, every time I'm going, I'm like, fuck you, Clint. 1.00
01:21:16.120 Because I just think about you. 1.00
01:21:18.100 I say cozy.
01:21:18.560 I have an idea.
01:21:19.900 I'm just randomly with people.
01:21:21.020 I just want to be cozy.
01:21:21.500 I have an idea for me.
01:21:22.060 Why are you wearing slippers to work?
01:21:23.140 I want to be cozy.
01:21:24.760 I always want to be cozy.
01:21:26.100 It's pervasive.
01:21:27.200 It's pervasive.
01:21:27.660 I literally started wearing slippers to work before I put on my work boots, because
01:21:31.000 I was like, you know what?
01:21:31.880 I'm going to apply this philosophy a little bit.
01:21:33.620 I'm going to be cozy. 0.98
01:21:33.980 It's so fucking cool. 0.96
01:21:35.280 I'm so glad. 0.68
01:21:35.740 I've got an idea for merch.
01:21:36.660 Let me know if you like this merch.
01:21:38.060 It's right here on the breast pocket.
01:21:39.940 It's just a nice pillow, like a vector of a pillow.
01:21:42.440 And it's spotted with blood that says cozy.
01:21:45.660 Yeah.
01:21:45.920 Oh, that is not.
01:21:47.080 I love that.
01:21:47.940 I want that.
01:21:48.540 Like a night shirt almost with a little pocket.
01:21:50.420 Dude, can we get like a pillow throw or something?
01:21:52.260 It just has a little dot on it.
01:21:53.140 I love that.
01:21:53.700 That's a great idea.
01:21:54.120 Everyone, everyone listen.
01:21:55.400 Everyone listen.
01:21:55.920 He's just not checking his phone because he knows his handlers are just like blowing up. 1.00
01:21:59.480 Like, what the fuck did you just do? 0.99
01:22:01.360 You better not try to go. 1.00
01:22:02.820 Oh, wait.
01:22:03.360 Shane Gillis is trying to go.
01:22:04.560 Oh, my God.
01:22:05.360 Can you imagine if that's how you got it?
01:22:06.400 Oh, okay.
01:22:07.240 He said Shane Gillis is trying to go.
01:22:08.740 I got to go see Shane Gillis.
01:22:09.720 I mean, it's still weird, though. 0.99
01:22:10.900 He saw the fucking name and he said it right away. 0.99
01:22:14.280 Yeah. 1.00
01:22:14.880 He's a fucking. 1.00
01:22:15.820 You're a total MKUltra FBI agent. 1.00
01:22:18.600 I'm horrified of you.
01:22:20.020 And it's like, I don't know.
01:22:20.920 I almost feel bad because it's like, I don't know what you know and if we are just like
01:22:25.340 really torturing your existence like internally right now.
01:22:27.860 I just want to be very clear for our audience's sake.
01:22:30.000 Shout out.
01:22:30.260 Whether or not Toad is doing a bit right now, none of us are in on it.
01:22:36.480 So, if he is doing this as a bit, it's his own thing.
01:22:39.660 He created this. 0.97
01:22:40.860 He does weird shit like this, though, to be fair. 0.99
01:22:43.000 Yeah, he does Boston Toad and Boston Toad for no fucking reason. 1.00
01:22:46.960 What? 1.00
01:22:47.640 Did you throw up in the sink of my bathroom?
01:22:50.360 No, I threw up in your lawn.
01:22:52.880 He threw up. 0.99
01:22:53.180 No, there was, we cleaned out the fucking drain and there was like chunks of vomit in there. 0.99
01:22:57.640 Look at his face. 0.99
01:22:57.900 Look at how he's sitting.
01:22:58.580 He looks like he's like.
01:22:59.140 No, I actually did not.
01:23:01.060 Doesn't he look like he's having a stroke?
01:23:02.300 I think he did.
01:23:02.860 Look at his mouth.
01:23:03.320 No, I didn't.
01:23:04.160 If I did, then I don't remember it at all.
01:23:06.320 But no, I'm almost positive I did not.
01:23:10.560 Eh.
01:23:11.800 I don't know, Toad.
01:23:12.740 Tiananmen Square in 1989.
01:23:14.660 Hell yeah.
01:23:16.360 Usually there are Chinese bots.
01:23:17.620 All right.
01:23:18.040 I did not throw up.
01:23:18.400 It actually was, I saw a funny.
01:23:20.340 And I did not leave the panties there.
01:23:22.120 I saw a funny video the other day.
01:23:23.320 Oh my God.
01:23:23.860 I've already got multiple notifications about Toads of Fat. 0.99
01:23:26.260 Fucking that's good stuff, guys. 0.97
01:23:27.500 Good work, gentlemen. 0.99
01:23:28.920 Look, can we please play the chilly all-female SWAT team? 1.00
01:23:31.580 Like, we got to talk about this.
01:23:34.160 Chilly?
01:23:35.140 Really?
01:23:35.380 Yeah. 1.00
01:23:35.520 It's just bitches being bitches. 1.00
01:23:36.660 Like, what are we going to, like, okay, but go ahead. 1.00
01:23:38.920 Have you seen it?
01:23:39.980 Did you watch it?
01:23:40.440 I've seen it.
01:23:40.800 I was just kind of like, yeah. 0.99
01:23:42.520 No shit. 0.99
01:23:43.440 All right. 1.00
01:23:43.720 Well, then I guess we don't have to do it.
01:23:45.200 I don't know.
01:23:45.440 I don't know what we're talking about.
01:23:47.540 The chilly's guy was, like, he, like, CEO.
01:23:50.220 Hey, Toad, Shane Gillis.
01:23:54.440 What? 0.99
01:23:55.600 God damn it, man. 0.99
01:23:56.920 I still want to get your ideas, like, on would you rather be the first guy or the 22nd guy 0.99
01:24:17.660 because of what you have to deal with with the woman.
01:24:20.100 Like, second or third?
01:24:21.660 You brought up a good point.
01:24:22.660 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:24:23.780 First or 22nd?
01:24:25.180 I think she. 1.00
01:24:25.680 Don't make a fucking. 1.00
01:24:26.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
01:24:26.940 Oh, I thought you were saying, like, I was scared.
01:24:27.620 First or last?
01:24:28.460 No, no, no.
01:24:28.820 First or last?
01:24:29.180 No, because she implied at the end that she said, so she said, I wanted to get up to 20,
01:24:34.340 right?
01:24:34.980 And then she said, yesterday, I got up to 22. 0.97
01:24:38.760 So it implies, like, she was at 19 at least and then fucked three guys at the same time that 0.98
01:24:43.780 night. 0.98
01:24:44.560 Oh.
01:24:44.920 So I guess that, does that count as one?
01:24:48.380 I mean, because they're all kind of.
01:24:49.780 What always mystifies me is when it's a girl that's as attractive as her.
01:24:53.200 It's like, you just simply don't need to be doing this at all.
01:24:57.160 Like, there's no, there's just no justification for it.
01:24:59.160 Also, it's not a flex. 0.99
01:25:00.460 It's like, yeah, you can get dick anytime. 1.00
01:25:02.260 Like, you're a fucking woman. 1.00
01:25:03.520 That's like, you know, a bug. 1.00
01:25:04.520 Girls, girls way less attractive than her could run through 50 in a week if they wanted 1.00
01:25:08.660 to.
01:25:09.300 Oh, jeez.
01:25:10.340 I met.
01:25:10.860 All right.
01:25:11.260 Let's, let's, let's like, let's run through this.
01:25:13.200 What, what do you think the body count of a woman, if she just like, if she was just 1.00
01:25:17.040 above average looking, what do you think she could pull? 1.00
01:25:20.560 If she was an average dude.
01:25:21.620 If she was like legit, like if she had the mindset of a dude, of the mindset of a guy, 1.00
01:25:26.180 like of like how much we want to fuck, like she wanted to fuck the same, but she's 1.00
01:25:29.560 single and she can go to like any, just like. 1.00
01:25:31.700 I think they're, they're stuck by the limitations of what their own pussy could even take. 1.00
01:25:37.460 Like literally, like if it, if it's three or four, they have biological constraints. 0.98
01:25:43.080 That's literally the only thing stopping them.
01:25:45.140 Like if one of them, do you think they, do you think they have a more biological constraint
01:25:48.140 than we do?
01:25:48.960 Like we have to like, we charge, we don't recharge the thing though.
01:25:52.980 If, but I'm talking about the option, they have the option. 1.00
01:25:55.800 If, if we had the option to just get hard and just put your dick into a different pussy, 1.00
01:25:59.980 like literally go and then go to the next one. 1.00
01:26:02.020 And then the next one, technically you could fuck like a hundred girls. 1.00
01:26:05.120 Easy, right? 1.00
01:26:05.940 But the woman, the woman would have to, the woman could just go up and open their legs and 1.00
01:26:11.060 they can get dick whenever they want. 1.00
01:26:12.980 They're constricted by like how much pain it will cause them to fuck four, five times 1.00
01:26:17.620 a day. 1.00
01:26:18.480 You know what I mean?
01:26:18.880 That's the only thing stopping them.
01:26:20.180 But I feel like after like the second or third day, it kind of like the pain goes away.
01:26:25.580 You don't think so.
01:26:27.620 I mean, I think it would rip after a while.
01:26:29.880 Like it doesn't like get numb.
01:26:31.780 That's in there.
01:26:32.500 No, no, no. 1.00
01:26:33.100 You're not fucking black guys. 1.00
01:26:34.340 Just fuck some like regular white looking dudes. 1.00
01:26:37.000 You're not going to rip. 1.00
01:26:37.500 Ask the woman in the chat, even with a regular dick. 1.00
01:26:40.860 Yeah. 1.00
01:26:41.360 I would love to hear from the women. 1.00
01:26:42.700 How many, how many dicks does it take before your pussies rip? 1.00
01:26:46.060 Let's get them all, let's get them all to answer that question. 1.00
01:26:48.920 How many regular size dicks does it take for your pussy? 1.00
01:26:51.520 I don't think your pussy's getting ripped. 1.00
01:26:53.560 I'm sure you guys have done multiple times where you and your wife or whatever, girlfriend 1.00
01:26:56.980 or your hand, I guess, Toad, have like fucked multiple times back to back. 1.00
01:27:01.380 So I guess the question is like how many times of that would feel like she's like, that shit's 1.00
01:27:06.560 like, it's fucked. 1.00
01:27:07.480 I think the girls, I don't think they're going to rip unless you're just too big. 1.00
01:27:10.680 Yeah, no, I don't think you're going to rip.
01:27:11.740 But I have heard like, hey, it feels brute.
01:27:14.080 I've definitely caused like some issues.
01:27:15.560 I don't want to say a rip, but like definitely start to like, it was red.
01:27:19.080 What I've heard, what I've heard, what I've been told was it feels bruised.
01:27:23.960 That's what like the terminology.
01:27:24.980 I've heard that it feels ripped and like, you can almost see like I'm like a red, like
01:27:28.140 it did, like the skin did kind of.
01:27:29.520 Oh, I see.
01:27:29.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:27:30.220 But like, I guess technically on a cellular level, it did rip, but like not towards visible.
01:27:34.460 You know what I mean? 0.98
01:27:34.900 Someone in the chat said, this is why anal is important. 0.96
01:27:38.940 I like how Clint doesn't understand this. 0.95
01:27:41.080 He's like, I don't understand this at all. 0.99
01:27:42.460 The girls I fuck are 18 and when they're, when they start to get sore, I get another 1.00
01:27:47.020 one. 1.00
01:27:47.480 I just, he never sticks around long enough to actually hear like, hey, my pussy hurts. 1.00
01:27:53.000 He was like, get the fuck out. 1.00
01:27:54.760 I go, I go, hey, hey, send in your sister. 0.99
01:27:57.080 I'm done.
01:27:57.260 We're done here.
01:27:59.060 All right, Matty, then tell us. 1.00
01:28:00.320 Matty, answer the question, you fucking bitch. 1.00
01:28:03.760 A regular six-incher. 1.00
01:28:04.980 Trying to gaslight us?
01:28:06.700 Hold on.
01:28:07.100 No, no, no.
01:28:07.740 Here's, here's the question.
01:28:08.800 A regular six-incher, average girth, how much doing this to you until it hurts?
01:28:16.420 I feel like that's the only biological constraint.
01:28:18.300 Until it hurts, not ripped, not ripped.
01:28:20.500 You can rip that, but that's because it is ripping.
01:28:23.140 It's in the process of ripping. 0.99
01:28:24.520 Matty's such a liar. 0.98
01:28:25.860 Yeah, see? 1.00
01:28:26.640 She fucked her black brother. 1.00
01:28:27.360 What the fuck do you know? 1.00
01:28:28.400 Yeah, you have a black brother. 1.00
01:28:30.200 You've had sex thousands of times. 1.00
01:28:33.960 Non-consensually.
01:28:35.000 Do you think, yeah, do you think, like, her husband has, like, a, you know, little thoughts
01:28:40.280 in his head? 1.00
01:28:40.700 He's like, did she fuck her fucking stepbrother? 1.00
01:28:42.620 Did he? 1.00
01:28:43.060 They live together.
01:28:43.840 He's a black guy.
01:28:44.660 Like, what do you?
01:28:45.440 I'll tell you, whether or not he's had those questions?
01:28:47.400 I have.
01:28:48.440 Wow, now I do.
01:28:49.820 Now I have these questions, Matty. 1.00
01:28:51.340 What the fuck? 1.00
01:28:52.560 I can't believe she would do that. 1.00
01:28:54.140 This is why she's so racist. 1.00
01:28:55.120 I can't believe she'd do that. 1.00
01:28:57.280 It's gone from, like, I wonder if she did, to, like, I can't believe she fucked her black 1.00
01:29:00.860 stepbrother. 1.00
01:29:01.620 This is why she's racist. 1.00
01:29:02.540 This fucking whore. 1.00
01:29:03.180 Her stepbrother broke her heart. 1.00
01:29:05.160 Oh, aside from that he raped her, it's like, he fucked her, and he was like, and he left, 1.00
01:29:08.860 like they usually do, and so she's just heartbroken. 1.00
01:29:11.200 I thought you were saying it was non-consensual, and that's why she's racist. 1.00
01:29:15.280 Well, it's a little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.
01:29:18.640 All right.
01:29:19.340 That doesn't seem right.
01:29:21.380 We shouldn't be able to walk tomorrow if you did it right.
01:29:23.640 Facts.
01:29:24.280 I don't know.
01:29:25.260 That's true.
01:29:25.780 That's true.
01:29:26.300 All right.
01:29:26.540 Look, here's my honest answer.
01:29:28.640 I think probably...
01:29:30.640 Step...
01:29:31.640 I mean, if...
01:29:32.640 Oh, jeez.
01:29:34.340 Title of the episode.
01:29:36.200 I think if a girl was, like, dedicated to it and wasn't in it for pleasure, but just
01:29:41.720 wanted to see how many I could get through, I think a girl could do close to 40 in a week. 1.00
01:29:49.020 So, oh, yeah.
01:29:50.460 I don't know.
01:29:50.940 I feel like that'd really hurt.
01:29:52.440 Almost five, over five a day?
01:29:55.460 Like, I remember there were... 0.96
01:29:56.760 Especially when my wife first met, we're, like, fucking, like, crazy, and then we, like... 0.98
01:29:59.740 Yeah. 0.97
01:30:00.000 Literally every night was, like, probably two to four times.
01:30:03.480 Right.
01:30:03.580 Like, there would, like, throughout the week, as we got later, it'd be like, I'd only get
01:30:07.640 it once, or, like, I'd get the one occasional, I just, I can't do it today, honey, and that'd
01:30:12.080 be super rare. 1.00
01:30:12.800 But, like, I mean, she was clearly really horny, so I'd be rubbing on my dick and shit, 1.00
01:30:16.460 but, like, no, I just want that, you know? 1.00
01:30:18.220 Let me ask you this. 0.61
01:30:18.240 But, see, she was horny. 1.00
01:30:19.300 This is my point. 0.56
01:30:20.020 She was still able to keep going.
01:30:21.240 You were the one that was breaking down.
01:30:22.520 No, she wasn't. 1.00
01:30:22.640 No, she wasn't, because it hurt, and, like, when I try, so she, like, sucked my dick or 1.00
01:30:25.680 some shit just because she was so turned on, because it's, like, she wants to fuck, but 1.00
01:30:28.560 she knows it hurts. 1.00
01:30:29.620 This is a real fun, made-up story about your fake wife. 1.00
01:30:31.760 The problem with this is...
01:30:32.080 Okay.
01:30:32.900 Dude, women are not built for that. 1.00
01:30:34.820 The women are built to, like, fuck and then get pregnant. 1.00
01:30:37.100 Maybe get in a committed relationship and get back to me. 1.00
01:30:41.160 Oh, I could have a fake wife, too. 0.99
01:30:42.860 Guess what?
01:30:43.360 Guess what, Jose?
01:30:44.200 I'm married.
01:30:44.980 I've been married this whole time. 1.00
01:30:46.140 I've got a fucking wife and fucking five kids just like you. 1.00
01:30:48.400 You could fuck over and over again. 1.00
01:30:49.640 Toad, how long does it take to get pregnant? 1.00
01:30:50.840 Who would fuck over and over again? 1.00
01:30:52.020 I don't know. 1.00
01:30:52.520 A heterosexual male that loves a woman?
01:30:54.660 What is that supposed to mean?
01:30:55.900 Toad, I'm about to blow your whole, like, hypothesis out of the water.
01:30:58.520 Like, the point of them getting...
01:31:00.400 Like, their whole point is getting pregnant. 1.00
01:31:01.940 That means why they would fuck a ton. 1.00
01:31:04.740 You understand that, right? 0.99
01:31:05.580 Because how long does it take for them to know they're pregnant? 0.99
01:31:09.760 A little while.
01:31:11.060 Yeah, okay.
01:31:11.760 Wait, what are you saying? 1.00
01:31:12.440 In that little while, they have to fuck as much as they can to get pregnant. 1.00
01:31:17.360 Is that how you think babies are made, Cole? 0.99
01:31:20.540 I'm just saying, like, he's talking about, like, a biological drive. 1.00
01:31:23.400 He was trying to say that they fuck to get pregnant. 1.00
01:31:25.760 So, in his mind, he's going, like, they just fuck one time, get pregnant, and then it's over. 1.00
01:31:29.880 But they don't know that for, like... 0.96
01:31:31.980 Well, relatively few times.
01:31:33.600 But dudes are going around just impregnating every woman that they see. 1.00
01:31:36.920 That's not reality at all.
01:31:39.000 What? 0.99
01:31:39.600 You're just making shit up. 1.00
01:31:42.060 Is that how you kept you from having sex? 1.00
01:31:44.020 That you're really that concerned you were going to knock a bitch up? 1.00
01:31:46.320 I'm confused. 0.99
01:31:46.700 That's how we're built, is what I'm saying.
01:31:47.960 You don't know anything.
01:31:50.380 It's like...
01:31:51.420 You have literally a textbook knowledge of this stuff. 0.77
01:31:56.820 Hey, why would you have sex multiple times in a day?
01:32:01.120 You only need one time to get pregnant. 1.00
01:32:03.380 So, like...
01:32:04.240 What's after that?
01:32:04.600 He's not even about that.
01:32:05.500 He was like, hey, why would you have sex one time?
01:32:08.100 And then he's like, Jose, why would you do it again?
01:32:10.540 It's like...
01:32:11.420 Because it's awesome.
01:32:12.320 He's like, you've already hit the mountaintop.
01:32:14.300 Just, like, walk back down to base camp.
01:32:17.180 Yeah, that was my sex fed class, is what they're saying.
01:32:20.860 It's my sex fed class.
01:32:23.100 Thanks. 0.98
01:32:23.800 Alright, so we're not going to fucking watch any videos or do any content. 0.99
01:32:26.660 We're just going to talk shit this entire episode. 0.99
01:32:29.460 Wow. 0.99
01:32:29.800 How do we not? 1.00
01:32:31.000 Like, how are we supposed to make dick jokes when that fucking happened? 1.00
01:32:34.760 Yeah, that's true. 0.99
01:32:35.500 Dude, what happened?
01:32:36.820 Oh my god. 1.00
01:32:37.940 Look at this fucking guy. 1.00
01:32:40.040 What didn't happen, dude? 1.00
01:32:41.480 I don't...
01:32:42.080 I don't understand.
01:32:43.360 This is classic gaslighting.
01:32:45.700 Would you date this chick? 0.97
01:32:49.640 Yeah.
01:32:50.820 Imagine the babies they would make.
01:32:56.900 This chick's thick, man. 1.00
01:32:58.600 That's what Jose is into.
01:33:00.800 Nice tried deflection. 1.00
01:33:02.900 By the way, the extra chromosome means their pussy doesn't hurt. 1.00
01:33:05.660 So you can fuck it any times if you want to. 1.00
01:33:09.300 The extra chromosome is the cat chromosome, so they can't be raped either. 1.00
01:33:13.360 Oh my god. 0.98
01:33:14.180 You're just frantically...
01:33:15.240 Like, I swear, you're fed script. 0.99
01:33:16.640 You're frantically reaching for fucking taglines from previous stuff. 0.99
01:33:20.380 Just to be like, show, look, in-group preference. 0.99
01:33:22.580 Like, build that up with us, you know?
01:33:23.820 In-group preference.
01:33:24.840 By the way, our live show, our live show, when we were in Georgia, Toad, upon inquiry, was 1.00
01:33:35.240 forced to acknowledge he would gladly date a Down Syndrome bitch or a retard. 1.00
01:33:39.600 And he was seriously, he was serious about it. 1.00
01:33:43.020 It's so awesome.
01:33:44.400 I don't know if I said gladly.
01:33:46.220 Oh, well, you said you would, though.
01:33:47.780 So that's kind of glad, isn't it?
01:33:49.680 Oh, you're so funny.
01:33:50.660 Toad was the only one there that didn't look happy to be there.
01:33:53.360 Like, he was like, he looked very nervous.
01:33:55.160 And everyone else was just kind of like, well, what are we going to talk about?
01:33:57.480 And Toad's like, very serious.
01:33:58.680 Dude, you know, oh my god.
01:33:59.720 I just realized.
01:34:00.680 Every time we go to an event live, and he's like, he's like, are you guys going to kill
01:34:04.960 me?
01:34:05.380 It's because he thinks that we figured out that he's a fed, and we're going to take him out. 0.99
01:34:09.180 Oh, no, that's not it.
01:34:11.160 Yeah.
01:34:11.740 Yeah, it is.
01:34:12.700 No, that's not it.
01:34:14.380 No.
01:34:15.740 It can't be.
01:34:16.720 Stop saying Team Toad.
01:34:18.280 Say Team FBI agent.
01:34:19.520 What are you doing?
01:34:20.440 So then what is it, then? 0.99
01:34:21.340 You really think we're going to kill you?
01:34:22.500 I feel like you must not have caught some key moments, because this is a pretty damning
01:34:26.040 case we built up here, I think. 0.96
01:34:28.080 Do you think we're really going to kill you, Toad, though?
01:34:30.560 Is that what you think? 0.77
01:34:31.960 I don't know.
01:34:33.000 I don't know how to read people.
01:34:35.880 Isn't that part of your programming?
01:34:38.420 No.
01:34:39.180 This is the flaw in the programming.
01:34:42.400 So you admit there's a programming.
01:34:42.780 Hey, got him.
01:34:47.780 Oh, my God.
01:34:48.380 They don't know I'm a fed.
01:34:49.960 Someone's got to make that meme.
01:34:51.720 Toad definitely had a DEI fed instructor, because everything he says is the wrong thing, but 1.00
01:34:58.660 it's just some fucking dumb black bitch teaching him how to not. 1.00
01:35:01.860 Honestly, we're such easy marks that he can get away with just basically blowing his cover 1.00
01:35:06.860 over and over and over again.
01:35:08.360 But we completely inverted the pair.
01:35:10.080 We flipped the script to where we so were that, that it was like, I can't work with
01:35:14.900 this, because he can't shame or deceive.
01:35:17.760 Because it's like, we're just...
01:35:19.080 Say he did leak the awful things we've said in the group chat. 0.99
01:35:22.100 Like, we've gone through shit like this before, and we fucking rock when shit like that happens, 0.99
01:35:27.540 and we would fucking capitalize it and come back like fucking twice as strong just because 0.99
01:35:30.680 we're fucking real life tickets like that. 0.99
01:35:31.280 You can't stop us. 0.99
01:35:32.160 You can't take us down.
01:35:33.500 I mean, you could probably, you know, like put weapons in my house.
01:35:37.620 Owen Benjamin would argue that Toad is the good guy.
01:35:41.000 Yes.
01:35:41.420 Oh, my God.
01:35:42.520 Yeah.
01:35:42.780 Oh, my God.
01:35:43.700 That's a topic of discussion.
01:35:44.660 And for no apparent reason, Top would agree with him.
01:35:48.600 Because that's how it works. 1.00
01:35:50.040 Owen says the most retarded shit imaginable, and Top goes, he's got a good point there. 1.00
01:35:54.040 Toad did get rid of Reed. 1.00
01:35:55.360 I don't want to elaborate, but, you know, I don't think you're seeing Owen's genius.
01:36:00.600 Top's just like, yeah, Toad's an FBI agent, but Owen told me it's cool, and I think he's got a good point.
01:36:05.060 Toad's room does look like a...
01:36:06.160 You know what's sad?
01:36:06.880 If Owen was wrong, he went and he debated most of the big libertarians in like that libertarian space and won.
01:36:15.420 What happened?
01:36:16.340 He didn't win.
01:36:17.680 He...
01:36:17.960 I don't see that.
01:36:19.040 He didn't win.
01:36:19.460 I see that.
01:36:19.980 I see...
01:36:20.380 What I see is...
01:36:21.100 I don't think it was a win.
01:36:21.620 No, I think, like...
01:36:22.180 What he did to Bob Murphy was embarrassing.
01:36:23.540 What happened?
01:36:24.260 But he revealed...
01:36:25.060 All Bob was doing was asking him questions.
01:36:27.160 He wasn't arguing with him.
01:36:28.200 I listened to the whole thing.
01:36:29.260 Bob did not do a great job, but he also wasn't trying to debate him, so...
01:36:32.500 Yeah, right.
01:36:33.080 You know.
01:36:33.520 It's like...
01:36:34.440 Josh didn't try?
01:36:35.880 No, Josh didn't either.
01:36:37.120 You're absolutely right.
01:36:38.220 You're absolutely right.
01:36:38.920 Look, I wanted to, but I was in joke mode, so, you know.
01:36:43.820 Yeah.
01:36:44.380 No, I get it.
01:36:45.040 Aren't you guys supposed to set something up?
01:36:46.740 Or did that fall through?
01:36:47.900 Well, he just... 0.99
01:36:48.660 He ran through like three, and then he moved on to this Taylor Swift shit, and now he's on to some 0.99
01:36:52.720 other shit about like... 0.99
01:36:54.140 Old news, doggy. 0.99
01:36:54.680 Yeah, yeah. 0.96
01:36:55.780 Now he's doing like KFC, but for racists or some shit like that, so I'm like, you know, 0.75
01:37:00.220 I think he's over it. 0.92
01:37:01.200 Can we talk about the Super Bowl?
01:37:03.200 I do want to talk about this Taylor Swift Super Bowl thing, because it is...
01:37:06.680 I think it's a PSYOP, dude.
01:37:08.200 I couldn't care less, but let's do it.
01:37:09.540 Let's talk about it.
01:37:09.940 No, no, no, no.
01:37:10.880 You recognize any of the signals, Toad?
01:37:12.060 Let's talk about Taylor Swift when I have a Fed to my left, all right?
01:37:15.540 I'm just saying...
01:37:16.280 It's one...
01:37:16.980 Like, if you're...
01:37:17.720 You need to choose the content to distract me from it.
01:37:19.780 The Fed knows it's a PSYOP.
01:37:21.160 He's been told by his Fed buddies, and they're like, you know, this Taylor Swift thing is
01:37:24.860 pretty crazy, like, that we actually got her in the club.
01:37:26.620 I'm tweeting out, guys, this isn't a PSYOP, you're a conspiracy theorist, so what do you
01:37:30.800 have to do?
01:37:31.820 I'm literally waiting for it, so this is like...
01:37:34.120 I actually...
01:37:34.660 I do watch Super Bowl, and I know Clayton will probably watch it, and Toad will watch it.
01:37:38.260 He's so, so strange.
01:37:40.820 Sorry, go ahead, Cole.
01:37:41.920 No, I'm a normal boy.
01:37:43.420 Actually, I don't know if Toad might not watch Super Bowl.
01:37:45.420 That may have been just being funny, and if so...
01:37:47.060 That's his password.
01:37:48.360 He's like...
01:37:48.700 His username is, like, Toad6969, normal boy.
01:37:52.780 I don't think...
01:37:56.900 Actually, I don't think Toad will watch Super Bowl.
01:37:58.460 He'll watch, like, a Division II college basketball or something, but I'm willing to bet...
01:38:04.560 I have money on it, at least.
01:38:06.080 Yes, you do.
01:38:06.940 I'm willing to bet that if the Chiefs win, which I'm pretty sure they will win, because,
01:38:11.300 like, the NFL and CIA wants them to win...
01:38:14.280 Why, though?
01:38:14.660 They're already in the Super Bowl, though.
01:38:17.020 It doesn't matter.
01:38:17.940 They want them to win, because they want Taylor Swift to hold up the Super Bowl.
01:38:22.780 Super Bowl trophy.
01:38:23.880 They want her to be the one at the end holding it up.
01:38:27.640 Why?
01:38:28.440 That's not going to happen.
01:38:29.620 Because it's...
01:38:30.340 Because, one...
01:38:31.420 Because it's going to...
01:38:32.260 Like, I just... 0.99
01:38:32.920 More or less, it's just going to make me fucking piss off. 0.98
01:38:34.740 This is correct, actually. 0.98
01:38:35.820 Team Ruff is the way to go.
01:38:38.000 Are you kidding me?
01:38:39.140 In the Puppy Bowl.
01:38:41.000 Yeah.
01:38:42.540 That'll actually be pretty funny.
01:38:44.260 Dude, Team Ruff always has the...
01:38:46.020 The more physical breeds on it.
01:38:48.160 Clint got a call from his Fed handlers, and they're like,
01:38:52.000 God, dude, you know this guy just calling it out.
01:38:54.300 You have to, like, you have to get out now, too.
01:38:56.620 Yeah.
01:38:57.040 Like, I don't think you just realize that, like, you guys are like,
01:38:59.780 Friendly Fire.
01:39:00.340 Friendly Fire, dude.
01:39:01.120 Cool it.
01:39:01.500 Cool it.
01:39:01.900 All right?
01:39:02.840 This is the last episode of Tower Game, guys.
01:39:04.940 This is it.
01:39:05.620 We lost the... 1.00
01:39:06.500 All the Taylor Swift shit. 1.00
01:39:06.820 That Taylor Swift shit is a diversion for what is actually going on. 1.00
01:39:11.740 Like, what Cole said is what they want you to think. 0.99
01:39:14.040 Like, you can actually go out there and bet, like,
01:39:16.680 Will Travis Kelsey propose to Taylor Swift at the end of the game? 0.99
01:39:20.820 That's not fucking happening. 0.97
01:39:22.280 It's not going to happen. 0.97
01:39:22.420 I never said propose.
01:39:23.180 I said, I think that what's going to happen is that Andy Reid,
01:39:26.360 the coach of the Chiefs, for anybody that doesn't know,
01:39:28.720 they're going to win.
01:39:29.560 And then he's going to, like, he's going to have the Super Bowl trophy. 1.00
01:39:31.640 Kill over and die. 0.99
01:39:32.320 And he's going to hand it to Taylor Swift. 1.00
01:39:35.060 And that's what's going to...
01:39:35.600 He's just going to give it to her.
01:39:36.440 What's the point of this?
01:39:38.160 No, there's no point.
01:39:39.080 Why are you telling us about this?
01:39:40.340 That's not going to happen.
01:39:41.400 It just pisses me off.
01:39:42.840 And I think it's really funny that that would actually happen.
01:39:45.000 Do you think, like, symbol...
01:39:46.080 I don't think it's a symbology in any way.
01:39:49.540 I just think that there's, like...
01:39:50.400 Symbology-ism?
01:39:51.640 She's huge.
01:39:52.980 And, like, we want this audience.
01:39:54.820 And the feds were also like,
01:39:56.600 Hey, we need Taylor to be pushed more.
01:39:59.440 And, like, because we're pushing her to push, like,
01:40:01.780 because she's been telling people to vote for Biden.
01:40:04.220 The reason that you're wrong is that 1.00
01:40:05.780 everybody in America hates the fucking Chiefs. 1.00
01:40:08.380 They're all rooting against them. 1.00
01:40:09.620 I've seen it in person.
01:40:10.840 I saw it at the Atlanta airport during the Ravens game.
01:40:13.360 It was, like, 99% of the people watching that game
01:40:16.180 were all rooting for the Ravens, like, hardcore.
01:40:18.560 Just because they hate the Chiefs
01:40:19.900 and they want the Chiefs to lose.
01:40:21.080 I feel bad that I brought it here.
01:40:22.140 I'm sorry, actually.
01:40:23.000 I'm actually legitimately sorry.
01:40:25.400 I put them on a...
01:40:26.300 I put them on a...
01:40:27.540 I'm sorry.
01:40:28.980 I'm sorry.
01:40:29.960 You just come around for the ride of the conversation.
01:40:32.100 We'll do, like, the production work of, like, steering it.
01:40:34.740 You know what I mean?
01:40:35.340 Well, I sent...
01:40:36.480 I sent Tyler a video and I said,
01:40:39.140 Play this.
01:40:39.500 That was good.
01:40:40.060 That's good.
01:40:40.480 You know the one I'm talking about?
01:40:41.700 Yeah, I love that.
01:40:42.480 That's good.
01:40:42.620 Yes, I want this to be played.
01:40:44.420 Why are the Chiefs the bad guy?
01:40:46.000 Why does there need to be a bad guy and a good guy?
01:40:48.180 Why aren't they just playing football?
01:40:50.980 Well, exactly.
01:40:51.960 That's because people need a storyline.
01:40:54.180 They need to root for something.
01:40:56.360 Like, they root for Toad in the show?
01:40:58.420 It needs to be something scripted. 0.97
01:41:00.000 Who's more retarded, JC or Toad? 1.00
01:41:03.900 The thing is, I don't know enough about JC, 0.99
01:41:05.840 but he does seem retarded. 0.89
01:41:07.260 He does seem like...
01:41:08.540 If JC looks like that Down Syndrome guy we showed earlier,
01:41:13.140 I would not be surprised.
01:41:14.280 I'd be like, that's why he's so nice.
01:41:15.540 That's why he greets everybody.
01:41:16.900 Because I feel like a Down Syndrome guy,
01:41:18.660 when he comes to a party or something,
01:41:19.740 he comes to a new place. 0.99
01:41:20.380 Dude, you know what would be fucking dope? 0.99
01:41:21.700 If all of our fans have Down Syndrome. 1.00
01:41:23.660 That'd be fucking awesome. 0.99
01:41:24.700 But think about how retarded it is. 1.00
01:41:25.780 We just walk into a convention of Downsies, 1.00
01:41:28.080 and we get in there, 0.99
01:41:28.980 and they just go fucking ballistic. 0.99
01:41:30.340 They go nuts. 1.00
01:41:32.340 But think about how retarded it is 1.00
01:41:33.820 to try to infiltrate a group like this 0.97
01:41:35.620 and get the script completely flipped on you,
01:41:38.180 and now you're stuck here, 1.00
01:41:40.020 and you've just completely become an ass of yourself. 0.99
01:41:43.160 You know this is going to blow up at some point, 1.00
01:41:45.240 and it's going to be all over the news,
01:41:46.780 how you're like, 1.00
01:41:47.280 things of your dick, 1.00
01:41:48.580 how you jerked off a three-way, 1.00
01:41:50.260 like all sorts of crazy stuff. 0.96
01:41:52.940 And this is because he just so screwed up his job
01:41:55.860 as a federal agent
01:41:56.780 that this is the result. 0.99
01:41:59.400 It's fucking epic. 0.98
01:42:00.300 And we just literally retarded our way through it 1.00
01:42:02.320 because we're just so real ass niggas 0.98
01:42:04.800 that we were able to, 0.98
01:42:06.180 you know, 1.00
01:42:06.320 like you can't touch us, motherfucker. 1.00
01:42:08.480 Yeah, you can't catch us up, dude. 1.00
01:42:09.900 Go ahead and run this.
01:42:10.860 What if we like got out of-
01:42:12.420 It did not work.
01:42:13.820 Hold on one second.
01:42:14.520 What if we got like a hospital
01:42:16.520 of like Down syndrome people
01:42:18.060 or like wherever they hang out,
01:42:19.620 and we just booked a live podcast for that
01:42:21.960 and did it and recorded it,
01:42:24.000 but for only like Down syndrome people. 0.99
01:42:26.060 Dude, Down syndrome people would fucking love us. 0.98
01:42:28.640 I think we would- 0.99
01:42:29.540 It's called professional wrestling.
01:42:31.980 Oh my God.
01:42:32.420 If you guys have Down syndrome relatives,
01:42:34.060 let us-
01:42:34.240 They love WWE.
01:42:35.460 I feel like they would love this show, honestly.
01:42:37.680 And I would love to have events
01:42:39.060 where Down syndrome people show up
01:42:40.160 and just vibe.
01:42:40.740 Only Down syndrome.
01:42:41.800 Like if any normal fans came, 0.85
01:42:43.480 like that gay dude, Matt, 0.99
01:42:44.540 we'd turn him away. 0.99
01:42:45.820 Only-
01:42:46.860 So no autistics.
01:42:48.320 No autistics.
01:42:49.200 Dude, we should-
01:42:49.600 Oh my God.
01:42:50.080 We could live stream it,
01:42:51.140 but do like in-person only Downsies.
01:42:52.980 Dude, we should call the event
01:42:54.180 Towers Down.
01:42:56.940 Okay.
01:42:58.460 It's not bad.
01:42:58.780 I think we should do-
01:42:59.500 We can do like a half event
01:43:00.700 like where we have
01:43:01.520 half of our autistic audience there
01:43:03.280 and separate them from the Downsies.
01:43:03.640 You're a fan and you're Downs
01:43:04.920 and you love the WWE.
01:43:06.460 You're just proving my point.
01:43:08.000 This makes perfect sense.
01:43:08.920 Of course you love this show
01:43:09.780 and you love the WWE.
01:43:11.040 Of course you do.
01:43:12.640 Obviously. 1.00
01:43:13.200 If I say fucking John Cena, 1.00
01:43:15.180 you're just going to go- 1.00
01:43:16.460 You know how-
01:43:17.260 This is actually a good point
01:43:18.300 from Worst Villain Ever.
01:43:19.280 He says,
01:43:19.520 Down people are the evolution of mankind. 1.00
01:43:21.940 Like honestly,
01:43:22.600 if everybody was Downs,
01:43:23.740 do you think that there'd be
01:43:24.460 nuclear weapons or war?
01:43:26.520 Like no.
01:43:27.200 No.
01:43:27.760 Or women. 0.79
01:43:28.780 There wouldn't be electricity either,
01:43:30.500 but-
01:43:31.820 That's a fair point.
01:43:34.820 This is great.
01:43:35.500 I have fun. 1.00
01:43:40.440 Jews should get the fuck over 1.00
01:43:41.600 the Holocaust. 1.00
01:43:43.780 Oh my God.
01:43:44.500 Clip that when the article comes out.
01:43:45.500 Also called Muslim immigrants, 0.99
01:43:47.300 foreign mud. 0.98
01:43:51.600 What it was,
01:43:52.460 this was a,
01:43:53.040 for the listeners,
01:43:55.200 this was a Tennessee judge
01:43:56.280 and he called,
01:43:57.160 he tweeted out
01:43:58.280 the Jews should get over 1.00
01:43:59.440 the Holocaust. 0.58
01:44:00.340 And then he doubled down
01:44:01.480 on it afterwards
01:44:02.060 and he was like,
01:44:02.760 yeah, 1.00
01:44:03.040 fucking said it. 1.00
01:44:03.960 He was like, 1.00
01:44:04.180 they should.
01:44:04.500 The entire state of Tennessee
01:44:06.460 decided that he wasn't
01:44:07.700 anti-Semitic.
01:44:08.460 That's what I read?
01:44:09.820 Yeah.
01:44:10.760 How does that happen?
01:44:11.900 Was it a revolt?
01:44:12.880 I love Tennessee.
01:44:14.320 I guess,
01:44:14.820 I think Tennessee was just like-
01:44:15.860 You guys know that's where I'm from,
01:44:16.600 right?
01:44:16.840 Well,
01:44:16.960 I mean,
01:44:17.100 I was born in Maine,
01:44:17.900 but like Tennessee before,
01:44:19.100 yeah.
01:44:19.300 Yeah,
01:44:19.480 dude, 0.98
01:44:19.760 they're fucking hardcore, 0.99
01:44:20.820 dude. 1.00
01:44:21.180 They don't give a shit, 1.00
01:44:22.100 man. 0.99
01:44:22.160 They're great people.
01:44:22.920 Great people.
01:44:23.400 No,
01:44:23.900 I've talked about this.
01:44:26.680 There's something about down south.
01:44:28.120 You don't understand.
01:44:28.980 Maybe out in California.
01:44:30.640 RGC is so insane right now.
01:44:32.360 They're just talking about the wrestlers
01:44:34.160 that they love the most.
01:44:35.040 And I'm like,
01:44:35.440 dude,
01:44:35.720 our fans are all down syndrome.
01:44:38.340 I swear to God.
01:44:39.480 I swear to God.
01:44:40.520 This is already the tower down.
01:44:41.460 They're like,
01:44:42.380 yeah,
01:44:42.740 maybe we are,
01:44:43.440 but the Miz is awesome. 1.00
01:44:47.020 Let's talk about it.
01:44:48.640 Top,
01:44:49.200 toad,
01:44:49.620 even Jose,
01:44:50.860 because he was up in Maine
01:44:51.680 in the north,
01:44:52.260 Clint,
01:44:53.440 because in the west,
01:44:54.180 like y'all had Jews around you.
01:44:55.760 I didn't.
01:44:56.240 In the south,
01:44:56.820 there are no Jews.
01:44:57.460 I don't know.
01:44:57.960 I didn't have Jews.
01:44:58.760 I only recently,
01:44:59.980 I'm like,
01:45:00.380 they started moving to Florida.
01:45:01.800 I just started noticing like
01:45:03.080 probably four months ago,
01:45:04.280 just every now and then.
01:45:04.940 I'm like, 0.99
01:45:05.660 what the fuck is going on? 1.00
01:45:07.080 Tennessee, 1.00
01:45:07.920 Alabama,
01:45:08.560 Georgia,
01:45:09.160 and Mississippi
01:45:09.740 do not have Jews in them. 0.97
01:45:11.560 They didn't come here. 0.98
01:45:12.700 They didn't come here. 0.98
01:45:14.960 And so growing up,
01:45:16.380 like I was never,
01:45:17.300 I never met one.
01:45:18.760 How far does Judea go?
01:45:20.140 Two of my ten best friends
01:45:23.840 were Jewish,
01:45:24.380 so I thought like
01:45:25.020 there was lots of Jews
01:45:26.220 all over the place.
01:45:27.460 Because they looked
01:45:28.160 just like white guys, 0.87
01:45:28.860 so I was like,
01:45:29.580 Jews are everywhere.
01:45:31.060 The funny thing is,
01:45:32.480 underneath the skin is green.
01:45:33.780 To be fair,
01:45:35.960 Cole,
01:45:36.120 you probably mean
01:45:36.600 identifiable Jews,
01:45:37.760 not like,
01:45:38.380 oh,
01:45:38.780 some guy like a Dave Smith,
01:45:40.060 Michael Malice Jew.
01:45:40.980 Like,
01:45:41.040 yeah,
01:45:41.180 I'm just going to say,
01:45:41.860 my mom's Jew.
01:45:42.760 You mean hat,
01:45:44.220 curls,
01:45:44.920 like whatever.
01:45:45.580 They're actually
01:45:46.100 a big time outlier
01:45:47.060 where I'm from.
01:45:47.520 Speaking of lizard people,
01:45:48.880 Dave Smith,
01:45:49.900 Dave Smith will be on soon.
01:45:51.240 He's going to be joining us.
01:45:52.420 He said another 10 minutes or so.
01:45:54.800 Hang out.
01:45:55.720 He said he had to put his kids to bed.
01:45:57.920 Tag him to remind him.
01:45:59.260 On a very bloody stained mattress.
01:46:01.500 Yeah,
01:46:01.740 no,
01:46:01.940 just keep tweeting at Dave.
01:46:02.920 Eventually he'll remember
01:46:04.060 that he's supposed to be here.
01:46:05.740 No,
01:46:05.980 he remembers.
01:46:06.800 You just have to like,
01:46:07.600 just move him along.
01:46:09.340 Dude,
01:46:09.660 I love the idea
01:46:10.360 that we start a rumor
01:46:11.620 and Dave watches this.
01:46:13.680 How did Clint say
01:46:14.900 the Miz thing perfectly? 1.00
01:46:17.600 When I was a senior
01:46:19.840 in high school,
01:46:20.520 all my friends
01:46:21.060 were like huge wrestling fans.
01:46:22.980 So,
01:46:23.340 I got into it.
01:46:24.020 But this was like
01:46:24.520 back in the NWO days.
01:46:26.360 It was a long time ago.
01:46:27.440 So,
01:46:27.660 I don't know.
01:46:28.280 I know that the Miz. 1.00
01:46:29.520 You were into it
01:46:29.880 in the golden days.
01:46:31.120 Yeah,
01:46:31.440 that's how old I am.
01:46:31.960 I can't wait.
01:46:32.640 I can't wait to get back. 0.79
01:46:33.540 I know wrestling is garbage now, 0.61
01:46:34.840 but once my son gets old enough, 0.96
01:46:36.680 I'm so excited
01:46:37.600 to like watch wrestling again.
01:46:39.240 I knew you were
01:46:40.140 into wrestling,
01:46:40.780 weren't you?
01:46:41.200 You definitely were into wrestling.
01:46:42.500 Oh,
01:46:42.760 my God.
01:46:44.020 I loved it as a kid,
01:46:45.100 but I feel like it was,
01:46:45.860 for me,
01:46:46.200 it was different when I was a kid.
01:46:47.360 Like,
01:46:47.540 there was this period of time
01:46:48.620 where like kayfabe
01:46:49.660 hadn't been broke.
01:46:51.000 It was such a weird thing
01:46:52.140 to where people literally
01:46:53.360 out there in the world
01:46:54.260 were like,
01:46:54.940 this is real.
01:46:55.900 At least,
01:46:56.480 maybe that's just my perception
01:46:57.440 as a little kid,
01:46:58.200 but I swear
01:46:59.100 that it was totally,
01:46:59.900 like there was a period of time
01:47:00.820 where it was like,
01:47:01.500 no,
01:47:02.060 it's like,
01:47:02.920 it was kind of like
01:47:03.580 stripper poles thing. 1.00
01:47:04.580 Like the thing where you're like,
01:47:05.520 you know,
01:47:05.720 stripper poles spin.
01:47:06.940 I feel like,
01:47:07.920 at some point,
01:47:09.360 collective conscious rays
01:47:10.500 who were like, 1.00
01:47:11.060 oh shit, 1.00
01:47:11.660 they spin. 1.00
01:47:13.120 And that's the same thing
01:47:13.980 with wrestling.
01:47:14.780 So I remember,
01:47:15.780 I remember doing that period of time
01:47:16.980 where they did,
01:47:17.520 like it was like the collective conscious.
01:47:18.780 The only time I saw wrestling
01:47:21.920 was like,
01:47:22.740 my grandpa would watch it
01:47:23.820 and I'm 90% certain. 0.99
01:47:24.640 That was a boring ass rant, 0.99
01:47:26.060 Jose. 0.98
01:47:26.280 I'm sorry.
01:47:27.820 I'm still reeling
01:47:28.680 from the Fed News,
01:47:29.460 okay?
01:47:30.220 I don't know how to do a funny joke.
01:47:31.660 I just want our fans to know
01:47:33.220 that if Dave Smith doesn't show up,
01:47:34.700 that's on them
01:47:35.460 because they didn't tweet at him enough.
01:47:37.380 That's true.
01:47:38.000 Yeah,
01:47:38.280 this is all on you.
01:47:40.880 Dude,
01:47:41.400 this is like me and Toad
01:47:43.060 at every house party.
01:47:44.380 Hell yeah.
01:47:46.080 Like all these guys
01:47:46.820 look like me and Toad.
01:47:47.520 I hate it.
01:47:47.920 It really is.
01:47:49.120 It's all fun.
01:47:50.320 Look,
01:47:50.800 that's you and Toad right there. 0.95
01:47:52.220 I don't know if you can see him
01:47:52.940 with the one thing
01:47:53.340 because I saw the saddest.
01:47:54.400 Oh,
01:47:54.520 it's Bear Week.
01:47:55.720 Bear Week.
01:47:56.760 Oh my God.
01:47:58.640 I like how Clint and Toad
01:48:00.820 are like the Rick and Morty
01:48:02.220 in just like a bunch
01:48:03.420 of different universe
01:48:04.160 Rick and Mortys
01:48:04.780 and they're all just like
01:48:05.520 in there,
01:48:06.120 bold.
01:48:07.780 Feds together.
01:48:10.180 It's all of the Clint Toads
01:48:12.340 from all of the different universes.
01:48:14.660 They all got the one
01:48:15.320 bear all together.
01:48:15.820 Dude,
01:48:16.480 that would be dope merch. 1.00
01:48:17.920 Fucking dope merch 0.99
01:48:20.300 is Clint and Toad 0.99
01:48:21.660 but Clint as Rick
01:48:23.580 and Toad as Morty.
01:48:25.320 That's perfect.
01:48:26.320 I definitely get on that.
01:48:28.280 I was going to say
01:48:29.060 is I remember my grandpa
01:48:30.260 watching like wrestling
01:48:32.140 and I never,
01:48:32.900 this was as a young kid
01:48:34.040 whenever I was,
01:48:34.840 should be prime wrestling age
01:48:36.420 for like a young boy.
01:48:37.920 Never really got into it
01:48:38.900 and I'm pretty sure
01:48:40.040 look at this coming
01:48:41.940 from Rick.
01:48:46.520 Imagine like,
01:48:48.480 you know how they always
01:48:49.100 say like you have
01:48:49.760 this,
01:48:50.280 hey,
01:48:50.840 they have a special chemical
01:48:51.660 in the water
01:48:51.940 that turns like the water
01:48:52.840 blue when you piss in it.
01:48:53.760 It's like,
01:48:54.040 what if they do that 1.00
01:48:54.720 for cum just for the gay 1.00
01:48:56.200 like infants that come there? 1.00
01:48:57.840 They're just like,
01:48:58.800 hey guys,
01:48:59.260 just so you know, 0.99
01:48:59.960 if you cum in the water, 0.68
01:49:01.020 it does show up 0.93
01:49:01.940 a different color
01:49:02.580 and they're like,
01:49:03.400 oh, 1.00
01:49:04.080 fuck you. 1.00
01:49:04.980 Is this straight or gay? 1.00
01:49:14.680 Go ahead. 0.96
01:49:20.580 Is that gay? 0.99
01:49:21.340 There's so much skill. 0.97
01:49:22.740 Yeah,
01:49:23.200 there's just skill.
01:49:24.140 That's just like real life.
01:49:25.180 Oh,
01:49:25.580 okay.
01:49:26.160 Well,
01:49:26.280 I didn't watch the full video.
01:49:29.380 Yo,
01:49:29.600 these are like,
01:49:30.260 these are like full-size men
01:49:31.800 trying to,
01:49:32.580 trying to take down 1.00
01:49:33.820 Drake's cock. 1.00
01:49:34.980 It's not gay. 1.00
01:49:42.580 It's not gay. 0.79
01:49:43.740 I'm going not gay. 1.00
01:49:45.140 Like,
01:49:45.480 I mean,
01:49:45.780 I think it probably
01:49:46.560 has a proclivity
01:49:47.260 towards gays,
01:49:48.620 but I think
01:49:49.600 if like you did that,
01:49:51.160 like that is a lot of skill
01:49:52.520 that goes into that
01:49:53.320 and like you can really
01:49:54.400 practically apply that.
01:49:55.940 Anybody,
01:49:56.340 anybody else
01:49:57.160 like confused
01:49:58.420 on how they didn't slip off 1.00
01:49:59.560 with all the shit 1.00
01:50:00.540 on the fucking pole 1.00
01:50:01.840 from all them being in there 1.00
01:50:02.800 on all these like, 1.00
01:50:03.620 all these fucking Indians 1.00
01:50:04.960 being in their underwear 1.00
01:50:05.820 just jumping ass first 1.00
01:50:07.240 and not shitting all over it? 1.00
01:50:09.500 Yeah. 0.99
01:50:09.680 That's the only thing
01:50:10.160 I can think about.
01:50:11.420 It acts like pine tar.
01:50:12.560 It makes it more sticky.
01:50:13.260 Oh,
01:50:13.460 it makes it grippy.
01:50:14.240 It makes it grippy.
01:50:15.180 That makes sense.
01:50:15.720 Yeah.
01:50:15.880 It's that grippy pole. 0.97
01:50:16.880 The shitty makes it grippy. 0.99
01:50:18.960 The shitty make it grippy. 0.99
01:50:20.700 Is that an Olympic sport? 0.98
01:50:21.900 Like,
01:50:22.060 because it seems like
01:50:23.420 only Indian people
01:50:24.140 are doing that.
01:50:24.500 It's only in anything.
01:50:25.900 They invented this.
01:50:27.100 Do Indians send anybody 1.00
01:50:28.580 the Olympics?
01:50:29.220 I feel like I've never seen them.
01:50:30.780 Dude,
01:50:31.040 it's funny because there's what,
01:50:32.360 like two billion of them?
01:50:33.820 Yeah,
01:50:34.000 there's so many.
01:50:35.160 And like per capita,
01:50:36.380 they're sending like,
01:50:37.160 like the absolute,
01:50:38.040 look it up.
01:50:40.120 Fact check me.
01:50:40.680 They didn't win a gold medal
01:50:41.560 in the last day of the Olympics.
01:50:42.820 Fact check me.
01:50:43.480 Yeah.
01:50:43.860 I promise you,
01:50:44.400 they didn't win one.
01:50:45.160 You know what?
01:50:45.640 You know what?
01:50:46.040 Don't look it up.
01:50:46.780 He's right.
01:50:47.480 I'm right.
01:50:48.040 Honestly,
01:50:48.520 I'll take it down to bronze.
01:50:49.640 That's such a great drop.
01:51:01.500 It's the best drop.
01:51:04.440 Anyone,
01:51:05.000 the audio listeners
01:51:05.660 are going to be like, 1.00
01:51:06.080 what the fuck? 1.00
01:51:07.720 You have to, 1.00
01:51:08.520 if you're an audio listener
01:51:09.300 and you hear that music,
01:51:10.560 go look at the YouTube
01:51:11.660 or the rumble
01:51:12.460 or whatever
01:51:12.860 and find the clip 0.98
01:51:14.080 because it's fucking hilarious. 0.96
01:51:15.320 I think that's the problem 0.99
01:51:16.060 with our show
01:51:16.560 is that it's like too visual,
01:51:18.020 but in some ways
01:51:18.920 that's also
01:51:19.480 why the show is special.
01:51:21.020 But we have Spotify video,
01:51:22.780 so I think a lot of people
01:51:23.400 go to podcasts for that.
01:51:24.500 I still don't have Spotify video. 0.99
01:51:26.180 Fuck. 0.99
01:51:26.500 When I re-listen to it, 1.00
01:51:28.140 if it's something funny,
01:51:30.720 I'm driving
01:51:31.280 and then I'll look 0.99
01:51:32.620 at the fucking Spotify 0.99
01:51:33.560 to see what happened again. 0.99
01:51:35.660 That's how I watch it.
01:51:36.620 That's probably how people watch it.
01:51:38.660 Question.
01:51:39.160 Get out my joke
01:51:39.660 about the bronze medal though.
01:51:40.800 I actually think
01:51:41.940 they probably did get
01:51:42.460 a lot of bronze medals
01:51:43.140 because that's the shittiest
01:51:44.140 looking medal.
01:51:45.620 That's the one they wanted. 0.54
01:51:46.520 You brought brown to poop.
01:51:47.680 Got it.
01:51:47.900 Low-hanging fruit.
01:51:48.660 That's okay.
01:51:49.480 He's like,
01:51:50.000 I had this really bad joke
01:51:51.280 that I didn't get in.
01:51:52.060 I was on a roll
01:51:53.060 and then you hit me 1.00
01:51:53.620 with the fucking 1.00
01:51:54.200 more you know drop. 1.00
01:51:55.900 Yeah, yeah.
01:51:56.680 Look,
01:51:57.200 serious question.
01:51:58.180 When we delete our episodes
01:51:59.140 from YouTube after a week,
01:52:00.620 can you still watch
01:52:01.380 the video on Spotify?
01:52:02.660 Yes.
01:52:03.000 Yeah.
01:52:03.460 Oh, interesting.
01:52:04.240 They're not connected at all.
01:52:06.140 I don't know.
01:52:06.940 I don't know how it works.
01:52:08.320 No, three different things.
01:52:09.080 Spotify and YouTube
01:52:10.160 are like,
01:52:10.580 hey guys.
01:52:10.820 We just give it to our Jew fed 0.97
01:52:12.340 and he does it.
01:52:13.380 Yeah.
01:52:13.920 That's true.
01:52:14.420 Toad does handle it all.
01:52:15.460 I'm not the least tech savvy.
01:52:16.660 Yo,
01:52:16.880 big props to Tyler tonight.
01:52:19.000 Go watch the Libertarian Podcast review.
01:52:20.840 You'll be the only people
01:52:21.660 watching it
01:52:22.160 so you get to have the exclusive.
01:52:24.240 He's done a great job tonight.
01:52:25.740 Hell yeah.
01:52:26.380 Yeah,
01:52:26.600 he's really doing good.
01:52:27.960 Yeah,
01:52:28.140 I mean,
01:52:28.600 it's good to have a backup
01:52:29.520 for when we kick off Toad.
01:52:31.100 No,
01:52:31.320 it's really important
01:52:32.800 that he joined us
01:52:33.740 because Toad was
01:52:34.520 absolutely ruining the show.
01:52:35.820 And it was on purpose.
01:52:37.700 It was on purpose
01:52:38.780 because nobody's that bad.
01:52:40.480 You have to really try
01:52:41.400 to be that bad.
01:52:42.320 Yeah,
01:52:42.460 he was overtly trying to rap us.
01:52:44.520 He's gotten the word
01:52:46.040 from his higher ups.
01:52:47.140 They're like,
01:52:47.620 come on,
01:52:47.920 you need to wrap this up.
01:52:48.780 This is getting a lot along the tooth.
01:52:49.880 So he was trying to like,
01:52:50.920 you know,
01:52:51.200 kind of bring it down.
01:52:52.220 He was trying to radicalize us,
01:52:53.540 actually.
01:52:53.980 How did they figure this out?
01:52:55.580 Maybe he is trying to radicalize us. 1.00
01:52:56.840 That motherfucker. 1.00
01:52:58.080 All right, 1.00
01:52:58.320 that one,
01:52:58.680 that one he did on purpose.
01:52:59.840 No,
01:53:00.060 I don't trust him anymore,
01:53:01.080 but everybody listen.
01:53:02.440 You guys hear that music.
01:53:03.680 It's time to wrap it up.
01:53:04.720 It's been,
01:53:05.060 it's been a nice week.
01:53:06.300 Almost two hours.
01:53:06.960 Crazy.
01:53:07.520 Almost two hours.
01:53:08.240 We hit a lot of subjects.
01:53:09.040 We found out Toad was a Fed
01:53:10.440 and I think we're going to hand it off
01:53:11.960 to Tyler at this point.
01:53:12.780 Guys,
01:53:12.940 any last words?
01:53:14.980 Yeah,
01:53:15.280 Matt Reif,
01:53:16.040 sponsor Liberty Lockdown. 1.00
01:53:17.060 What the fuck, 1.00
01:53:17.580 dude? 1.00
01:53:18.100 Oh,
01:53:18.340 talk to Reif.
01:53:20.460 Talk to Reif.
01:53:21.280 I am,
01:53:21.660 right now?
01:53:22.340 Tyler doesn't know this,
01:53:23.320 but I'm going to be on
01:53:23.920 the Conspiracy Extremist show next week 0.99
01:53:25.780 because he fucking groveled toward me 0.99
01:53:28.440 and asked me to come on. 0.99
01:53:29.460 Yeah,
01:53:29.700 and I didn't tell Tyler,
01:53:31.800 but I was on Stu Peter's show today,
01:53:33.600 so you can include that in the.
01:53:34.700 Go check out my crazy Satan episode
01:53:36.840 yesterday with Clint.
01:53:37.940 Wait,
01:53:38.180 I don't know if Tyler was going to bring it up.
01:53:40.080 No,
01:53:40.400 stop.
01:53:41.120 Real quick.
01:53:41.840 He doesn't know.
01:53:42.740 He doesn't know.
01:53:43.640 He doesn't.
01:53:43.960 I don't know.
01:53:47.660 That was a crazy episode,
01:53:49.380 and I want to talk about a few things.
01:53:51.540 One,
01:53:51.760 we do a pre-show,
01:53:52.880 okay?
01:53:53.120 So we record some things.
01:53:54.720 It's crazy stuff backstage,
01:53:56.400 and you can,
01:53:56.960 if you're a member,
01:53:57.720 you can get that.
01:53:58.620 Also,
01:53:59.140 check out the remastered version
01:54:00.500 of the LP bonus episode.
01:54:03.580 I put a lot of work into that,
01:54:04.640 so please go there.
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01:55:27.500 Okay, there was some, 0.98
01:55:29.880 some, we were so sorry.
01:55:32.060 The apologies for tonight,
01:55:33.240 Drake, Small Dick Men,
01:55:34.640 Millie Brown's Taint,
01:55:36.260 Floppy D's, Rihanna,
01:55:38.280 Office Strokers,
01:55:39.220 Healthcare Companies,
01:55:41.480 Toad's Coworkers,
01:55:42.700 Pressure Cookers,
01:55:43.520 People Who Mess Up Towers,
01:55:44.840 Fed Handlers,
01:55:46.160 Stu Peters,
01:55:47.020 Words That Trigger Serial Killers
01:55:48.680 Like Toad,
01:55:49.320 and much more.
01:55:50.080 We'll post those all out there.
01:55:51.460 Toad's been on a rampage.
01:55:53.480 He was on Break the Cycle.
01:55:55.260 He's been,
01:55:55.660 yeah, Dave's coming on a little bit.
01:55:57.200 Get to him a little.
01:55:58.060 He's on Andy,
01:55:59.200 this guy,
01:55:59.720 Red Beard or Red Something.
01:56:01.140 He's also on Shut the Punk Up
01:56:02.520 and not a real podcast.
01:56:05.100 Cole,
01:56:05.580 he's not on anything,
01:56:06.580 but he said he was going to be
01:56:08.300 on Conspiracy Theorist,
01:56:09.360 The Extremist,
01:56:10.220 so go check him out on there.
01:56:12.060 The Nephilim Deaf Squad, 0.94
01:56:13.600 Raisin and Top Lobster,
01:56:16.300 they were on Tinfoil Hat,
01:56:18.040 but look here,
01:56:18.800 only 8,000 views, people.
01:56:20.640 The episode afterwards,
01:56:21.840 it was 88,000.
01:56:22.780 The one before him was 148,000,
01:56:25.660 so they need to pick it up
01:56:26.480 just a little bit.
01:56:27.960 Jose,
01:56:28.600 he's going to be on Tomcat,
01:56:30.240 as we call him,
01:56:30.880 Timcast.com,
01:56:32.060 or Timcast IRL.
01:56:33.100 Check that out next week.
01:56:34.240 He might not be on the Tower Gang.
01:56:36.100 Clint,
01:56:36.720 as he said,
01:56:37.460 he was just on with Stu Peters,
01:56:38.680 so that should be a raging
01:56:39.800 anti-Semitic show.
01:56:41.440 Go check that out.
01:56:42.100 But his 14,000 views
01:56:43.720 with the Dave Smith RFK Jr. show
01:56:46.440 was great.
01:56:47.200 He also did two follow-ups
01:56:48.500 with a Brett Weinstein
01:56:49.540 on Tucker
01:56:50.440 and talked to Chris Martinson.
01:56:52.580 I just checked that out.
01:56:53.440 It was fantastic.
01:56:55.140 TopLobster.com.
01:56:55.940 Go there for all your merch.
01:56:57.060 MerchEngine.com.
01:56:58.100 Store is unavailable.
01:56:59.340 Top,
01:56:59.680 you want to check that out?
01:57:00.640 There's something wrong
01:57:01.340 with your URL.
01:57:04.040 I did a show about RFK.
01:57:05.440 I did a podcast at Kill Pod.
01:57:07.140 It was horrible.
01:57:07.980 It was the worst show
01:57:08.540 I've ever done.
01:57:09.420 Next week,
01:57:10.580 RFK Jr. comes on the show.
01:57:12.320 He's going to talk about everybody
01:57:13.500 and how much he loves them.
01:57:15.280 And, you know,
01:57:16.120 maybe we'll see
01:57:16.760 if he'll get in the pool
01:57:18.040 with everybody.
01:57:18.640 Take care. 0.99
01:57:18.880 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:57:21.380 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00
01:57:23.080 No way, 1.00
01:57:23.620 Jose.
01:57:24.540 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00
01:57:25.740 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00
01:57:28.240 Reed. 1.00
01:57:30.820 Cole.
01:57:32.440 Top Lobster.
01:57:33.780 And Toad.
01:57:35.100 Tower Gang,
01:57:35.720 Tower Gang,
01:57:36.220 Tower Gang,
01:57:36.720 Tower Gang.
01:57:37.580 Tower Gang,
01:57:38.280 Tower Gang,
01:57:38.760 Tower Gang.
01:57:39.260 Liberty Lock is truth say.
01:57:41.140 Same with Lobster,
01:57:42.280 Cole,
01:57:42.600 and Jose.
01:57:43.580 Toad is sick.
01:57:44.560 No way,
01:57:45.100 Jose. 0.99
01:57:45.620 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:57:47.220 They made Dave spin all hisylon. 0.99
01:57:48.760 Tower Gang,
01:57:49.280 Tower Gang,
01:57:49.800 Tower Gang,
01:57:50.220 Tower Gang.
01:57:51.260 Tower Gang,
01:57:51.820 Tower Gang,
01:57:52.340 Tower Gang,
01:57:52.820 Tower Gang,
01:57:52.880 Tower Gang,
01:57:53.280 Tower Gang,
01:57:54.340 Tower Gang,
01:57:54.840 Tower Gang.
01:57:55.200 They speak courage,
01:57:56.220 you sped.
01:57:57.200 More than Rogan,
01:57:58.220 you fed.
01:57:59.200 Truth frail,
01:57:59.700 weather,
01:58:00.240 Tim Cass,
01:58:00.720 Otep.
01:58:01.680 More offensive,
01:58:02.840 LOS,
01:58:03.540 no disrespect.
01:58:04.740 More offensive than
01:58:05.400 LOS,
01:58:05.840 no disrespect.
01:58:07.320 Tower Gang,
01:58:07.860 Tower Gang,
01:58:08.400 Tower Gang,
01:58:08.860 Tower Gang,
01:58:09.660 Tower Gang.
01:58:10.200 They made Dave spin all his
01:58:11.900 fame.
01:58:12.220 Tower Gang,
01:58:12.740 Tower Gang,
01:58:13.200 Tower Gang,
01:58:13.800 Tower Gang.
01:58:15.200 Tower Gang, 0.98
01:58:15.700 it's so fucking hard 0.98
01:58:21.120 to line up the syllables 0.96
01:58:22.840 that's all folks