Bone-Us - Live at LP Georgia
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
208.90732
Hate Speech Sentences
156
Summary
On this episode of TALKING TOAD AND TOAD, the boys talk about the 2nd ever live version of Tower Gang, the debate with Mark Geront, and the return of the original cast of the show.
Transcript
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the people know devil opened up his case now I said I'll start the show five
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fingers fingertips to the house and duckish boy he pulled that bow across the strings
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it made an evil hiss oh man the demons don't in and it's not something like this
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it's cow again wednesday motherfuckers what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby
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so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad's pussy
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you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know
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have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit with it
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lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang
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it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded
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welcome ladies and gentlemen to the second ever live version of tower gang
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give a round of applause to the fucking people in this room i love you guys so much
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what a legend this guy this guy comes straight from straight from california after starring in uh
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i wasn't going dommer i was like feed me a cat into an atm
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anyways i love this dude uh thank you guys so much for for turning out for us uh what'd you guys think of the debate
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all right cool i didn't know that this stage could actually hold that much autism at the same time
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i thought you were gonna say that much weight we should have kicked lars out
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and myself shots fired which one was lars i don't even know what the fuck was going on today
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it was so funny because my wife was like uh which one's rechtenwald and i said it's the one all the way in the end
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and then rechtenwald actually started talking and i was like i guess it's that guy
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well uh top lobster host of top lobster.com get all your finest wares there
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we got cole he's the most jack midget in all the lands this dude hits the gym every day we got toad
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mr toad just just got his teeth kicked in by mark mike germont on the stage
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i am clint russell the host of liberty lockdown and we've got raisin in the building
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the raisin to be here happy to be here thank you
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well i wanted i wanted to come in here and be like fully prepared
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to just shit on toad because that's what this show is about i don't know if you guys watch this
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that's every episode he's like the he's the main character but like it's just beating him up
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and then he did this debate and he's like there's no way we can't beat him up
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and he fucking performed beautifully no it's mike man what was that about that was crazy
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that's my president hashtag my president hashtag let toad cook
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jesus christ he was the most sane and i i for the life of me i still can't figure out why you were
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barefoot and i don't i haven't figured it out i literally walked it like someone texted me i wasn't
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here yet i came in late i wanted to leave early it would have been gangster it would have been
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gangster if he hopped off the stage like a lily pad
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you you don't understand how autistic the explanation to this would be i'm gonna need
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no i actually do i want to know when you get that convention when you get that audio i'm gonna need
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you to clip the uh uh what's his name rechtenwald or hornberg one of these guys he goes excuse me
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mr toad that was hornberger oh my god that's one of the greatest moments in fucking
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rechtenwald actually knows who i am so it was hornberger that's what i feel like it elevated
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he is mr toad now that has to be a permanent picture was it when you had no shoes on were
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you grounding were you like connecting to the earth's energy because you were you were in a
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flow state i felt yeah i was impressed so here's what happened so first of all what we thought was
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that everybody was gonna have to stand for the entire debate and i thought well that's advantage
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me because i'm actually the youngest one on the stage like contrary to his appearance i know
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no you guys don't understand so then he's in the airbnb saying like he's like well that's
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definitely a advantage to me because i've done karaoke it was like how long are the songs
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no i said i've gone to like long like music festivals i go to music i go to like concerts
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all the time you have to stand for hours on end you can't do anything you're being like mosh
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like i'm i'm built for this i'm built for just standing there for long periods of time
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so i said i'm gonna take off my shoes i'm gonna be cozy guys guys wait wait wait are we gonna let
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him do this to the people here yeah like just go very disrespectful it's i'm sorry we don't like
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usually when it's just us we don't even let him do this yeah no we usually don't let him talk but
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in this in this one instance just ever so briefly i want to know why you took your shoes then i
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thought then the added the added thought was but also additionally that's going to be a huge power
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move it's going to intimidate everybody if i just get up there and the first move that i do is
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i take off my fucking shoes it's like what are they even going to do they're going to be like who
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is this guy and i'm thinking in my mind because i watch jeopardy because i'm a nerd yeah uh james
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holtzauer who's one of the best jeopardy players of in history a lot of people don't know that he
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did that as an intimidation tactic in the green room he would take off his shoes and just stand
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there did it work is there anybody here that he was debating nobody addressed it which is fucking
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wild to see like nobody on the stage was like why aren't you wearing shoes everybody just kept
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their mouth shut and kept talking i was like he's doing this this is like psychological warfare it is
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the lp debate where a guy did do it butt naked before like he has done it like he wasn't in the
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debate though he just ran across the stage i think but that also nobody addressed it it was
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just a thing that just has just like you hey what'd you think of hornberger
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i i was shocked at how bad he was go into detail please
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wait wait can we i'm not gonna turn this can we go around the table go watch it let's go around the
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table and say what we thought of each person's each individual's performance i'll start with toad
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i think toad was better than expected but i don't even remember the other guy's name so let's go
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around just one word okay for for the everyone except toad okay well you start off you go josh
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smith gay okay yeah i like gay probably gay and yeah i guess i didn't even give you the name yet
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oh i thought it was all one i thought that'll take too long oh one they're all the same like
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we can't even tell them i don't know he is probably gay okay
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okay i mean this seems unanimous at this point i'm sensing a trap what's we got who else we got
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that's it just large maps it i'm gay yeah chase oliver oh actually gay
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no no no he's a very fine guy he's fine no there's nothing wrong with him he's actually gay
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family man you're fired but you were never on the show to begin with we don't mean this in a
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derogatory fashion we love the guys no i thought these were just descriptives i don't understand
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they're truths is he actually gay chase yeah how gay pretty gay bro yeah he
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i thought he was joking gay enough that he got a little uh prick inserted in him and said give
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i've never seen this side of toad it's like it's like he found his testosterone storage and he's
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like let's go this is mean this is what this is a pivotal moment this is where he starts
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you wouldn't know about having our testosterone steroids listen so it's hard to explain like so
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this is a character like we like well it's halfway character and halfway who he is but in on our show
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we treat him as a character and he has different character he has like he's a boston to where he
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comes out he does a boston accent that is completely fake he also has like he's born and raised in
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boston he can't do a boston accent how fucking weird is that i don't know where josh went but
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apparently when i get like blackout drunk the boston accent becomes reenable that's like i've
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become i've been watching love anybody been watching the new season of love on the spectrum
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anybody been in it yeah yeah that shit's fucking great right it's indiscernible from tower gang
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by the way no no that's that's a fair point but i i swear to god i watch it because i want to learn
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how to interact with toad better and it's like less eye contact yeah like approach him sideways
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but you know what i'm taking away from it though is that like the reason he talks like that is because
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he's autistic you know like when you like your delivery i know this is going to make you
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subconscious and i don't really care but it's true uh when you talk you you emphasize the wrong
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aspects of words i don't think it has anything to do with being from boston yeah am i wrong no it's
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uh i don't know actually okay all right anybody agree disagree no there is there's certain words he
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drags out in a very interesting way right yeah i saw a schizophrenic dude one time on on uh twitter
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where he kind of like he was walking down the street and his legs were black because he was drinking
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anti-c's and he goes uh he was drinking what anti-c's it's a whole thing and he goes on anti-c's
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yeah not what cold gives to dogs not anti-freeze no no no this guy was in black leg well this guy
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was mentally ill and i'm not saying that you're mentally but i did draw a correlation he was
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walking on the street he's like uh she plays the pittsburgh steelers here we go here we go
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i i covered that on ukulele you talk like him you talk like i'm on a like on a minor level and i
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don't know what that is maybe it's like the perfect amount of madness you know what i mean
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considering what you just did here today i would say yeah it's a it's a good like real shit though
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you have fucking cojones i mean it's not it's not evident by looking at you but the fact that you
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would get up here after raising no money and campaigning nowhere and never even never even
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announcing it on social media you've basically gone out of your way to demonstrate you don't give
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a fuck and then you you traveled thousands of miles to come debate in a political party that you
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start off by saying this is a party of losers you're out of your fucking mind in the best way
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imaginable anybody else agree i just don't i don't even know where it came from like it was
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brilliant it's crazy that he can't get pussy with this type of attitude i vote for him i would vote
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for you women are intimidated when that was when the debate was over i was like i'd vote for totally
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like unironically before i was like you know like ah this is a funny see he gets it too now i'm kind
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of like really considering it it's what is it 35 to be a member here let me ask you this is something
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i noticed and i don't know if you guys noticed this but i'm a stickler for like body language
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right so i look for people who are like fucking bouncing their legs and self-soothing they're
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touching their face when they're nervous oh yeah 100 100 right before we started i said baby look at
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cole's feet he's shaking the entire stage stone face killer did not even like he looked like he
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couldn't give a shit less man he was like yeah people were saying things and he's going
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and i'm going damn dude like he doesn't give us he really doesn't give a shit unbelievably
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impressive we had an opportunity to send like a best and brightest on timcast twice we did it in
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pairs and both times we skipped toad but that was completely wrong yeah we should have done it in
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pairs at all it should have only been toad toad i apologize we should have sent you to timcast i had
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no idea i honestly this is this is my expectation we've been we've known that this day was coming for
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months now and every single time we talked about it i told him from the bottom of my heart i expected
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him to step on stage shit his pants and pass out i thought he would be so scared and he gets up here
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and he's like i don't have a fucking care in the world what are you built up dude who are you someone
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in the comment said vfw has pre-world war ii internet it's really bad what i'm going on here really
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because if people know the show they know that the show is just about beating me up in every single
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episode what i think is going on here is that this is uh like like sort of this is the ironic
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episode of the show where you all actually are lying to me right now you all want to be beating
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me up no no what it is you're just completely lying you're being nice to me no you did great what
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happened was basically how we treat you every episode is how you treated all the other candidates
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on stage yes it was like you're like dude we trained him yes we know we see him as a lesser
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you made a monster gets up here and he goes i see these others as less than me but he was right
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though he was right yeah certainly right god he was right here's another one here this guy coming
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in a lesser for sure a lesser he completely big dick to you at your own intervention or whatever
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this was dominated by mr toad don't give him a microphone what's it what's it feel like to get
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your teeth kicked in by toad i didn't go after josh so i was nice to josh the thing is you were nice
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to josh but just you being that much of a chad right next to josh was like insulting to him
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i mean for those you were all right look just to make sure that we're not being biased because we
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had such low expectations for toad like you can't even imagine how our expectations were for toad
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like they didn't even exist they were so fucking low our expectations for toad those that watched
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the debate what did you think of his performance be honest yeah it was pretty good right
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all right yeah there you go well i think the audience might be a little biased because we have
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the very few tower gang fans that exist in the in the audience here but but what i think what you're
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also saying is that uh what happened here was also like what happened with uh coctober you let it
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win raven won but thank you thank you raisin excuse me oh i forgot that i forgot that you
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this guy's sitting over here like what the fuck are you guys talking about
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he he's a fan of living lockdown he made this maybe this mic he's probably never listened to
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it's better than it's better than liberty like that that shit is boring
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okay so i'll say this i told you did a good job i just couldn't i was in ask top
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and everybody else that i talked to afterwards i was like this made me cringe the entire thing i
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don't like it was like watching the scott's tots episode of the office that's how i felt watching
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these people talk and especially toad and then i also felt like yeah but you're half retarded so
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you don't get it no but also hey people don't fucking like have every title of the office
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memorized you got to tell them what what is that oh scott's tots it's where he season two episode
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three so he basically promised uh kids uh that he would pay for their college in k-5 after they
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graduated so when they go to the graduate it was a big like uh yeah michael scott it was a big thing
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and then he has to go there and then tell them he can't send them to college for free and so he
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to tell like these like seniors and they start clapping they sing songs about them and it just
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was like it's the cringiest episode of like of show that you can watch and that's how i felt watching
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this especially when like i love our show but like whenever you go like watch tower gang in real life
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it just feels like i want like the most embarrassing cringy thing you can do i'm glad you did it like
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i'm glad you were the one to do that because i don't think i need to but i didn't just say that
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though i i was not going to do it at all and then when the trump impersonator came out i thought
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well here's an opportunity to actually the funny thing is that in in a funny way now imagine the
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this is the we're talking about the level of autism on this stage it was heavy he's the only one on
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the stage maybe josh that when they saw him come up and do this bit the donald trump guy
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recognize it as a bit everybody else argued with this guy and that was really donald trump
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they're like yeah i've been waiting to talk to you trump what about operation speed trump and i'm
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finally here to your face right now okay you know that whole operation warp speed shit was
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fucked up when you lied to me about those vaccines sir he's not here i'm like it was incredible i'm in
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the fucking twilight zone because toad is the only one that was normal nobody else knows this yeah the
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guy came up and he laid a bit out and he like gave you guys a serve and you were the only one like
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received the layup everybody was supposed to respond to it and nobody did everyone else just
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kind of got afraid he actually bounced it back and he had no like what's cocked up you out trumped
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the trump impersonator i don't know what you're talking about my favorite my favorite part was
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when you asked them uh you were like all right if you had to choose if you had to choose a gun to
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your head trump or biden who's better and they're just like smoke you know why i asked that right
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i was like that was that was the mpc test that's the michael malice test dude are you going to give
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me this meandering nonsense are you going to be honest and the answer is yes that's what they did
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they all did except for toad i don't want to talk shit about the about the audience what's up guys
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they're right here but i was sitting right next to a dude if he's still here i hope he's still here
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i i turned to him and i said this is such a simple answer yes or no right it's a yes or no binary and
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he's like it's not though and i'm like oh shit you know i'm like i was like so now i'm looking at
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him i'm like what's wrong with this guy is he like is he real i'm like touching him and shit
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and then it comes back around and every fucking candidate they're like well let me tell you why
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both are bad these motherfuckers said there's no difference it was so simple you're like yo listen
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so actually i'll tell you the week it is think about it really there's no difference okay it's just
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honestly there's a there's a right answer i'm not getting like there's pros and cons each side
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this isn't the place to get political guys it was more like the uh the one that we pose uh
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the tranny question all the time that we pose the would you rather a blair white or buck angel it was
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like that question it's like yeah obviously either answer means that you're going to be gay but you
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have to you have to i think that's how that's the answer is blair white that's how that's why tower
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gang i agree that's why tower gang became what tower gang is because we started as autistic libertarians
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and then we decided like to ask each other these very hard questions and and be in a place where it's
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like well you can't leave you've got to answer that's all that this show is it's like just dumb
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questions but you've got to answer and the autistic side of us can't do it so have i'm the only one
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that's remained an autistic libertarian everybody else i don't understand my question is has this
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been an inadvertent training of the libertarian presidential candidate like this whole time
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you've made the perfect turn him into a machine absolutely that's what that's what i saw today
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i couldn't believe it not to run actually like the entire time we're like you shouldn't be doing this
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i just i just thought you meant physically so i took your advice to stop living
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you know the crazy thing about toad is that he's got a corporate job
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like think about the shit he says all the time like how have you not gotten fired
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i don't know i didn't take the vaccine either like i mentioned i pushed that to the extreme
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i don't know i don't think toad has a job i think i think you get like government assistance
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no i don't think he's a fed i just think he's a plant because here's the thing
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you guys saw me hooking up like helping hook up the computer and all this shit and and do
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just help me in general this guy should know about computer stuff right what's your job
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software engine okay do you know about computer stuff yes you should know right yes he can't do
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that he can't do that for us i'm like the fuck is wrong with these people
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he just goes i actually know how to do it it's like but every time i do it it just fails
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it's not no dude it's not the same thing it was a meme with danica i'm talking about turning
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opening the computer and then just any menial task on it what everybody can do he's not capable
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i'm sorry that might be analogizing himself to a fucking nascar tire no right you're
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you're black you're out of control yeah kill yourself actually
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we'll give him a ball or whatever the hell his name is the guy's working out now
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that's you that's you know he's performing in quite a based way he's not vaccinated he wasn't
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previously a marxist he genuinely was like top echelon on this no he dominated but to see this
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this always circles back the same question why don't you get laid oh yeah like you have
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fucking alpha energy out of the ass i mean you look like shit but like why don't you get bitches
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though there's two alpha to get pussy is there any ladies in here that would any guys in here that
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would oh yo the blind guy's into it i love it guys wearing like very aggressive body language
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looks like a disco ball oh my god he's got a butt yo legit is homeboy blind dude i'll rub
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my hands all over your body like i'm reading braille brother
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that's not a turn can you see what's going on what's going on with some glasses though
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i don't know i think it looks pretty cool is this future so bright and talk about it
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i don't understand the libertarian party why why are you here clint i'm trying to roast these
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motherfuckers what's up no why are you why are you in the libertarian party i don't get oh uh
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because i i made a good living and then i was like the whole world is broken down oh i shouldn't
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be answering seriously oh because i'm gay dude maybe you should answer sir
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look no honestly it's because it was like it was my calling i don't know that sounds gay so maybe i'm
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gay but it's still my calling yeah that's the answer i don't like that answer it's the truth
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though it makes me uncomfortable it's the truth can we can we talk i want to talk about more about
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the base not about toad because like whatever we can go on him all the entire time they probably
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don't care about him anymore like what did you think about like the rest of the
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that was going because it was just like to me again like i call it french fest but like yo honest
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to god so i was a moderator so i had to bite my tongue the entire time so i got a lot to say about
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this uh every answer hornberger gave i was like if we actually followed homeboy we would die
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like fast he's like he's like oh yeah he's like anybody all over the world that wants to come in
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whenever they want to come in for any open borders i was like we're all dead so is this the same guy
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that was like i don't know anything about what happened during yeah where the were you he's like
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he's like i've been asleep for the last four years and i want these borders open i woke up
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and i'm gonna i woke up to a mess i'm gonna fix it also remember last election cycle he was the
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mises caucus uh what a what a catastrophe yeah i know but this time it's michael rechtenwald
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he is noticeably better though all right he's boring but he's noticeably better at least i don't
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know they're like yo you're a commie and he was like i already said in multiple articles i'm not
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a gun is it all right what is that worrying and i still support josh if you're running for candidacy
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and and you've got vaccinated should you be considered no right that's how i feel i feel like
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like number one that's my metric it's like they got if they fooled you that time it was like then
00:23:20.320
you're done look we get next man empathy for being fooled but also you can't leave my second bottom
00:23:25.600
line here for the for the debates it was like if you get flustered by a question no you can't if you
00:23:30.400
get flustered by a fake donald trump you can't fuck yeah next guy you're out look i'll be honest i'm
00:23:39.120
pretty forgiving on the fucking back shit if you if you demonstrate sincere contrition as to being
00:23:44.320
duped like that's that's what that's what ran me the wrong way about oliver is he's like he's like
00:23:49.440
i still trust my doctor i was like why this motherfucker had you inject poison you haven't
00:23:54.960
fucking figured out that this dude's not the guy you should be taking advice from i don't know maybe
00:23:58.640
that's just me we are recording uh locally so we'll re-put this back up guys but it's pretty
00:24:03.120
funny oh the chat's experiencing some fucking lag but you know what it's really what i feel about
00:24:07.120
them anyway i don't care yesterday we did a show that i don't even think they could hear i don't
00:24:10.800
give a fuck we had fun that's all that matters subscribe to to our locals locals.com don't try
00:24:18.560
to pitch us dude no i know it's that's true dude i didn't even hear this fucking guy was sitting there
00:24:25.200
yelling in my ear it was wild yeah do you see the one you see the one the whole night too by the end
00:24:30.400
of it a wolf showed up do you see the one dude who said shut the fuck up about the vaccines and
00:24:33.840
he's sitting over there with a mask on i was like yeah oh that was the guy making me feel bad
00:24:38.640
you gotta be fucking kidding me dog and the guy was like morbidly obese too it's like yeah you're
00:24:43.520
paying attention to your health motherfucker this is rough this is mean but but you need this is what
00:24:48.960
we do dog it's not nice it's not nice i'm not gonna relent you guys need to hear it yeah yeah what
00:24:54.240
about previously being a marxist does that disqualify you i think so too i think it does too and
00:24:59.280
because we talk about this a lot on our show nephilim desquad we say people like well i was
00:25:03.360
previously an atheist and it's like so now i should listen to you so you was wrong you were
00:25:07.600
wrong about how everything was made yeah and now there's a lot of conspiracy theories going on
00:25:12.320
i'm like very good sit at the back of the class please yeah are there any atheists in the house
00:25:16.640
you're wrong we got two unbelievable wrong the back of the a lot of open
00:25:20.960
i can prove it mathematically i had an atheist phase though so now i'm disqualified you're done
00:25:27.200
like when i was when i was young yeah i feel like you had a marxist phase no absolutely not you were
00:25:31.120
like please share your bitches with me no i was always on the right i was yeah but you're clearly
00:25:34.800
like something went really wrong in your childhood like something went seriously wrong in your childhood
00:25:39.440
so a lot i feel like there's there are special cases where you could be forgiven i'm willing to
00:25:43.200
forgive toad for whatever he believed back in the day let's just mean to the other candidates
00:25:47.600
i think it's like did anyone in the audience get the vaccine and still feel good about it
00:26:08.320
oh take off your shirt hey man this guy's got a rainbow flag porcupine i think
00:26:14.240
we already knew he wasn't gonna be a fan of the show it's okay it's okay
00:26:18.080
but yeah that's cool that you stuck around and now i feel like it's now i have like 100 jokes
00:26:21.760
running but i don't want to make you leave but thanks thanks for coming no hit him hit him as
00:26:24.800
hard as you can until he leaves no i don't i don't i appreciate you being here thank you
00:26:28.640
show about we're selling t-shirts in the back after top lobster.com how is
00:26:33.040
less mean than me today that's crazy i know it was a hard act to follow you
00:26:38.000
cucked us you took it from the room you took the fucking mean energy out the room i was coming
00:26:42.640
in very mean today and now i'm like i don't know what to do i i almost gave you a standing
00:26:47.840
oh i guess he said uh something about cocktober and i was like i just felt myself standing up
00:26:51.520
josh said josh said he's like i didn't get cucked we all got cucked oh yeah this whole room
00:26:55.200
i thought cucked so you definitely were cuck sitting next to him he cucked everyone in this
00:26:59.040
place he's a cuck master so because it's crazy that the one time in toes life he dominates it's
00:27:06.720
a room filled with dudes that are unfuckable it's like dominating unfuckable some of these guys are
00:27:11.920
fuckable damn man if you if you're fuckable say like whoo did it which one was it was it uh was
00:27:17.120
it oh we got the shane hazel look like he's yeah you guys are gay was it chase oliver that said
00:27:22.960
actually he was like i want to be in front of trump and i would out trump him but then he got out trumped
00:27:27.280
in the libertarian guy next to you with no shoes on out trumping out trump you can't out toad toad
00:27:36.480
you couldn't out trump bake trump when he showed up yeah it was just really funny because like i mean
00:27:41.440
you did just come in here you didn't give a fuck you said i've made to raise zero dollars
00:27:45.360
about this that was incredible he's like and he spun it like a positive he really did and i was like
00:27:51.920
i'm not pathetic like y'all caring about shit raising money and trying to tell people about
00:27:57.600
our beliefs wasting your time idiots you're losers that was his opening pitch this dude's out of his
00:28:03.200
fucking mind that was my opening talking people that they're like they're fighting for liberty and
00:28:07.520
you're like i've done less for you and that means i've done more it's true i've never had sex
00:28:14.160
like fuck he's right though he's right i've never had sex but let me be your daddy
00:28:19.840
that's actually a great campaign slogan that's not bad jesus christ never had sex can i be your daddy
00:28:25.040
it was an unbelievable performance we were sitting in the other room eating video tacos or some
00:28:28.800
shit and every time you started every i honestly i didn't listen when somebody else was speaking
00:28:33.440
ate my tacos when you started speaking put the tacos down i had to listen i had to rush over to
00:28:37.760
the double doors and look to see what you were doing does he still have shoes on he does he's still
00:28:42.400
going you want to go to that taco place again no we went to uh that place is so good dude it really
00:28:50.720
was so why don't you take this more seriously i mean in hindsight after i tried to talk you off
00:28:55.360
of the ledge with this whole run thing i'm changing my mind yeah you were wrong i think obviously you're the
00:29:01.040
guy you could go all the way i want to ask like do you do you think you would have done better if
00:29:07.520
you were standing the entire time do you think you would have been even better to be honest he is
00:29:11.600
the guy and i'll tell you why he's the guy yeah about the same i would say probably okay so it
00:29:15.840
actually wasn't that big i'm about to make your case of the entire libertarian party everybody
00:29:19.200
sorry josh this is the whole party go to josh's show give him money but josh this is not for you
00:29:24.000
this is for toad this is you need the guy that's going to go up there when you get this nomination
00:29:29.440
and save something wild because you're not going to get you're not going to win you're going to get
00:29:35.040
noticed this guy without shoes on i swear to god it's like he could he's also great but that's what
00:29:40.240
we want to do though we want to we want to attract the noticers i told i donate my entire life savings
00:29:45.280
to see you do three hours maybe you need a toad to drain the swamp maybe there's there's something
00:29:51.440
like you're a toad in the swamp a legitimate yo he knows the swamp better than anybody that's what i'm
00:29:55.680
saying bro you got a swamp expert i was born in this bitch that's bad though because now you're
00:30:00.640
saying i'm a swamp creature you're better than over though you don't get it you don't understand
00:30:05.440
the metaphor it's beautiful it is beautiful you need to tell i was born in the swamp all right
00:30:10.640
i mean i guess technically i was because it's massachusetts so close tonight this is beautiful
00:30:15.040
hey i do want to ask what do we think of the moderator like how he did yeah like it is part of the
00:30:20.080
the show it is part of the i wish you brad binkley hate that guy i wish you would oppress
00:30:24.880
people a little bit i know you said hey uh you don't have to disclose whether or not you've been
00:30:30.160
vaccinated you know that kind of stuff and you kind of you you allowed people to give you these
00:30:35.760
run around you allow them i wish you would have fucking hammered them a little bit you allow them
00:30:39.040
to not answer trump or biden it was easy i wish you would have said hey answer the question i thought
00:30:43.440
i thought the audience would read and go like oh they can't give in a binary in a binary response
00:30:49.840
they can't they can't give an answer i thought that would do enough i'm trying no i agree because
00:30:53.920
like the non-answer is an answer to i'm giving this audience complete layups i'm assuming they're
00:30:58.400
retarded i've looked at them i'm trying to make these jokes as easy as possible i think i think
00:31:02.400
more highly of these people than you that's the difference i think the best you're wrong yeah i'm
00:31:05.600
probably wrong you've traveled to like multiple different libertarian events and like they impress you
00:31:14.000
the best thing the best thing you did though is uh ask the covet question though because
00:31:17.840
the covet question allowed people especially to be honest to completely hang himself he pulled
00:31:22.400
the toad up i murdered hornberger's campaign with that question he's dead yeah yeah kill hornberger
00:31:36.160
great now and hornberger becomes president you're going down bro yeah that's like gonna put you on
00:31:41.120
a fucking hit list i'll take those odds no i i like seriously though i can't i can't even fathom
00:31:46.560
having done no research like what the fuck's this dude been doing for four years he doesn't have
00:31:50.880
any idea about the origin what was the moment where everybody gave like a rolling laugh he said
00:31:56.560
something and he said it unironically and he said it to to i guess you like like you were dumb where
00:32:02.880
it was something to the effect of like well what do you think about uh you know what would you have
00:32:06.880
done different he's like i don't know i wouldn't have done any i don't know anything about that and
00:32:11.120
he said it so seriously that the crowd actually laughed in his face and then he looked at the
00:32:15.760
crowd like they were retarded yeah and it was like it was an amazing moment i really was i was like
00:32:20.480
this guy is out of touch but that guy was also talking like when we pulled in he was like talking
00:32:26.720
same guy right he was i was scared that's unfair what you did to him clint that wasn't nice so as far
00:32:32.560
as your moderating debates go i'd say uncouth not not nice wait wait cool so so you're saying i left
00:32:39.840
people off the hook and i was uncouth you asked i'm getting mixed messages like not aggressive enough
00:32:46.480
and too aggressive but aggressive enough to make me uncomfortable speeding and aggressive but when we
00:32:52.800
pulled up he really was there was a man in a suit pacing up and down the street in the rain uh yelling
00:32:58.240
at himself and i said wow who's that yeah he was just going for social security
00:33:04.160
libertarian party nominees and i was like oh okay i i just want everybody in here to know that if you're
00:33:09.280
not enjoying this after this is adam nutter and it's going to be a disaster so you better laugh now
00:33:20.800
i miss i forgot you believe that because you know he does cult of us and they used to be our opener
00:33:25.840
as a show you remember that yeah you ran on wednesday right before us and and they would
00:33:30.400
actually open for our show and now he's like like they they messed up at the lp georgia yeah
00:33:34.960
what yeah what maybe the opener the headliner it's just it's sad don't worry it's just a matter
00:33:39.840
of time this is like a metallica opening for some band that nobody remembers even who they are at all
00:33:44.240
you're running for president dumbass like do you know how how like untenable toad's ego is going
00:33:57.040
to be for the next couple of months right because we were nice to him for 10 minutes dude i'm going
00:34:01.680
to be suicidal like later tonight so that makes me feel better where does this go i mean he did well
00:34:06.880
enough what where is if this goes in a positive way what happens next you guys wait do you nikki
00:34:11.360
haley this and just keep going around to every convention losing and then but like you're like
00:34:15.760
just hoping that's like the first three candidates he's like he's like it's down to a two-man race
00:34:19.680
yeah it's like he's hoping like at some point they all get to type and like you're there like you're
00:34:23.600
like i'm here i'm the only one left that's i think you're waiting for you should do that
00:34:30.880
do you guys think do you guys want to see toad you want to see toad more like like in other
00:34:35.440
shit like this is that i personally do yeah yes i like that guy's energy they're all on their
00:34:40.320
phones so they can't applaud but they're nodding so i think that's a win in the back on the phone
00:34:44.160
please i will be all these people are really high it's libertarian i'll be in the uh libertarian
00:34:50.960
party of massachusetts debate um because it's easy for me to get to obviously but other than that it's
00:34:56.640
basically like i'm here because uh i got the money to do it but look man he knows he knows that this
00:35:02.160
worked right he's put zero if he's got doubles down i haven't raised any money for i'm here because
00:35:09.600
i got paid how much did you get paid hornberger profiting like crazy we didn't make any money off
00:35:15.680
this no we didn't make any money off we want to lose some money yeah and because you betted away
00:35:21.840
yeah well we'll have to see what they're looking like but seattle and hockey last night oh my gosh
00:35:27.680
i got no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop the presidential candidate that you have up here
00:35:32.160
that apparently did win the debate if i from just i don't think josh won i think the performance we
00:35:49.760
saw from josh is a performance we've seen before okay we've not seen this before the libertarian
00:35:54.000
convention in 2019 we've seen that performance very similar play by play i've never seen anything
00:35:58.000
like toad before and then neither has a crowd guys this is america is failing the world is
00:36:02.480
ending the nephilim are returning we're worried about social security listen the most entertaining
00:36:10.480
outcome is what we should be worried about right not worried think about think about how wild that is
00:36:16.320
that oh boy's like oh he's like if we cut off all payments to all the old money there would be no big
00:36:22.720
deal it's like slavery it's crazy it's absolutely crazy he said that they would just adapt he's
00:36:28.080
talking instantaneously you said that nana gets no fucking social security she is hitting me up for
00:36:34.960
money the next day we were gone what did toad say about that what he just said the social security
00:36:40.720
question oh yeah sorry oh i oh the social security i just i just let hornberger just look like a fool on
00:36:46.800
that one i i think i just lay up well i just chimed because it's just so obvious i just chimed in
00:36:51.360
just in agreement look at the expertise debate chops on this guy he's just like
00:36:56.480
he already he already hung himself in a way i'm better than trump because trump should have let
00:37:01.520
biden hang himself but trump can't he doesn't know when to shut up in a way he's better than trump
00:37:07.280
a quick question quick question for the audience anybody in here think that joe biden's done a better job
00:37:11.040
president than trump and i'm not a fan of trump but just be honest
00:37:17.520
well look yeah trump no in some ways he's better i'll grant you that but like better on on net
00:37:26.240
what's the net have to do with it not a single person everybody's more honest than
00:37:30.640
the candidates that were on stage this is what bothers me though this audience filled with
00:37:34.240
libertarians can be can be honest about but the dudes running for president can't that's weird
00:37:39.920
it's weird right even this fucking retard you can tell the truth
00:37:46.640
who's that don't get me started on this guy oh you want to talk about all right all right
00:37:58.240
i agree yeah that's that's the problem though like what are we what are we trying to do
00:38:04.240
by curtailing our true beliefs in any form or fashion when we're like like we're not even
00:38:08.240
fucking running to win so why would we not just tell the truth and not not dull it up
00:38:12.160
not make it any sort of like flowery nonsense that was my whole point i know
00:38:17.600
yes is it because don't you don't get me started on that uh incestuous bastard
00:38:24.640
but is it because if you do if you say yes to yeah
00:38:27.280
look it up but it's not an endorsement it's like saying smash your pass is an endorsement
00:38:32.640
even if the chicks are both ugly you're like oh yeah to say i'm definitely i would smash that
00:38:36.960
pass on that right somehow it's an endorsement is that why they're they're they're they're
00:38:40.960
playing no honestly no because they're retarded it's like there's no other reason it's just
00:38:46.320
it's a simple question you can go one by one and ask would you rather this or that and everybody
00:38:51.680
should be able to tell you yes this is better than this and for whatever reason they can't do it yeah
00:38:55.600
like would you want would you want ass cancer cancer of your elbow and it's like well definitely
00:39:00.560
my elbow it's like no no they're equally bad equally bad there's no they both have their own merits
00:39:06.400
though all right i mean they both got to go a little bit it's like i just said they're both cancer
00:39:10.160
okay like we can we already know you don't want either of them but it's a challenge for people i don't
00:39:14.560
understand it what makes it so easy for you to to say trump tism what there's levels right just
00:39:21.600
because i don't give a fuck yeah yeah is that what the party needs is it needs somebody who doesn't
00:39:26.720
give a fuck that's open question yeah i believe so yeah i'm endorsing you dude dude i i gotta ask
00:39:36.480
you already did actually you uh do you endorse i gotta ask this okay so i've been with clint like
00:39:43.200
three or four times nice sexually it still hasn't gotten when he was awake or sleeping
00:39:49.280
no so and like so we've met up we've been to different events i so i've seen him in the
00:39:53.680
different clothes he wears that shirt so he has this shirt that he's worn pulled out because that
00:39:58.480
he wore today which apparently someone else has uh also just uh like told me is there is there a
00:40:03.360
dot of blood on him and he wore it last i think it was you clinton the producer decided to
00:40:07.280
fucking coordinate with what they were wearing that was weird very strange good look bro good look so i've
00:40:12.800
been i've been i've been like i've we've been together like for five six times he's worn that
00:40:17.680
at least three times so i think clint has two shirts as well he doesn't have any shirts he doesn't
00:40:21.760
have no no no no no he doesn't sure it's two of them he has two cups he has two shirts and whatever
00:40:25.360
it makes sense i got one of that's too he's like one isn't enough like two blood pillars money
00:40:35.840
and one of them still hasn't been delivered which is wild wow unbelievable it's odd that you didn't
00:40:39.760
mention it unbelievable that's the truth though because they were they were backordered for years
00:40:43.440
so i was like i'm gonna fucking put in an order in for two i knew they were selling for a premium
00:40:47.200
so only a thousand dollars to reserve it i was like that's a fucking that's an arbitrary
00:40:51.760
colors that's an arbitrage opportunity what's that how many colors does the other one have
00:40:55.120
it's not if it if they ever fucking if they ever hit me up i'm gonna get the z06 and sell mine
00:41:00.560
as somebody who does a lot of public speaking why do you only own two button no seriously like why
00:41:05.040
like because i don't because i'm a podcast right he wants to be cozy obviously but it's the craziest
00:41:11.600
like how like if i saw you any one of y'all again the next next year at this if he did this again
00:41:17.120
next year he would wear that same shirt or the other one that's because he doesn't respect you
00:41:22.080
you guys have it all fucked up i just said we don't have to doll up our
00:41:25.120
shit we don't have to sir how many shirts do you have can't even count them
00:41:29.520
it's crazy he's like wait anybody in this room guy on the phone right there how many shirts do you
00:41:35.840
own this this that's sam sam this is my people this guy's homeless i got two three i got a white
00:41:46.960
shirt i got a white shirt and they do not touch each other i bet you have a blue shirt i keep them
00:41:51.120
in separate drawers you're here sir you can just say it i got a long sleeve i call him a colored
00:41:59.520
man that's why you're not on the show bro all right
00:42:08.720
2.9 seconds zero to 60 okay i beat that we're not doing we're not doing that i'm not doing
00:42:14.960
car talk we're arguing about cars now lars i think we were just talking about like everybody the
00:42:19.120
standard is to have more than i feel like we we haven't dragged lars adequately yet i don't know
00:42:23.520
who that is which one was he just left yeah he just left all right so he's the he's the kingpin of
00:42:28.560
porn i totally forgot about that oh man and he doesn't even bring it up here wait what what
00:42:34.000
does he do i really should have he made he made a fortune off of porn sites yeah which one was lars
00:42:38.480
the fat one next to me with the ponytail yeah i thought that was the dude you know your family
00:42:52.800
is he what is he early life check is what he's saying what guys check his wiki is he i have no idea
00:43:02.320
i'm just gonna say yeah i'll go buy he owns a porn site is he a rabbi he owned a grip dude
00:43:08.800
he owned a grip of porn site yeah it was just him and that rabbi in like direct competition
00:43:16.880
i guess i'll run for president he saw the tunnels he was like he sold everything
00:43:21.600
i think he's well he's using some of that money to fund his campaign he's put a ton of money
00:43:26.640
what do you guys think was up with those tunnels though for real
00:43:30.240
everybody in here know what we're talking about the new york city tunnels that's that's another
00:43:34.880
question yo what is your political stance on jewish what is your stance on the tunnels
00:43:40.240
what are we going to do about these tunnels maybe i'll bring my stance is public property
00:43:43.920
shouldn't exist if you want to tunnel through public property wow okay well let's ask the
00:43:47.920
the presidential candidate uh toad what do you plan to do about the tunnels oh he's gonna call
00:43:52.240
for a holocaust be careful all right and remember we're you know this is being recorded today is
00:43:56.400
holocaust remembrance day oh is it really based are you serious
00:44:08.160
listen if you're so texas moving six million people when you said that it was just oh yo
00:44:13.360
that's him and johnson that sounds a little high i was like incredible these people out of their
00:44:19.200
mind the the jewish tunnel thing i mean even even even if it is private property clint if there's
00:44:25.680
pedophilia behavior going on in that uh private what's your stance on moloch we saw the mattresses
00:44:31.680
you put two and two together man but i'm not gonna say that i'm not gonna
00:44:34.720
gonna say that i wouldn't be anti-holocaust in that situation
00:44:38.240
just what i thought your political career couldn't get any better just let me know
00:44:47.920
he's like i'm the vaccine to this party is what he's saying i will destroy it somebody
00:44:52.560
said ray charles died in the holocaust that's funny
00:44:57.120
we're just creating like a coming negatoad this is what's happening it's like the dark version of
00:45:02.160
toad is coming out or he's just speaking up do you think you're bipolar
00:45:05.520
the question was like you guys do know about the tunnels right even in georgia
00:45:21.440
how do we feel about it yeah we're against it isn't it just kind of weird like like that's like
00:45:28.800
how come they get their own place to fuck kids like what about the rest of the guys people that
00:45:33.920
had the georgia guide stones like they had their own stones that told you had to keep a population
00:45:38.400
under like five million or some shit like that that was here that was here that was in georgia
00:45:42.160
right what is wrong with you people guys why did it take you guys so long to tell which one of you
00:45:47.440
fucking blew that that monument that one right there that was that guy
00:45:54.000
i saw them but it wasn't me if you see you see some fucking tablets that say that we need to
00:45:58.160
reduce the earth's population to half a bill and you don't blow them up like are you really a
00:46:02.480
libertarian against the tunnels but not against the stones uh that's but maybe maybe he wanted
00:46:08.000
to leave the evidence there intact honestly after seeing that debate though i was like
00:46:13.600
man the guys who wrote that georgia guide stone kind of got a point you became a
00:46:19.040
after watching one lp debate they were at an lp debate and they were like get the stone get the
00:46:22.720
fucking hammer i got some rules we need to henry get the stones
00:46:30.560
there are way too many of these guys we got to get rid of them so so toad what are you doing then
00:46:34.320
are you filling them in with because we can't say whatever you just said that was atrocious
00:46:37.360
are you filling the tunnels in with like concrete you know do you have like an actual viable
00:46:41.280
they got rid of did they do that yeah are you gonna put up wooden doors no because they'd be able to get
00:46:46.480
out dude you're such a monster this is like dude you set him up that was a lay don't don't you just
00:46:53.760
gave him an underhanded yeah but you smashed it out of the park and go you're terrible but then i
00:46:57.360
disavowed so it's all good this is what i do i get you guys to say the fucked up
00:47:00.960
shit and then i laugh and then i go oh i totally disagree guys i would never do that as i run for
00:47:04.800
vice president that's not me well i think this is an interesting so let's continue this what are you
00:47:08.800
going to do if you get into the presidency about this epstein client list you know what i think is
00:47:12.160
interesting hold on he's gonna scrub his name from it right now hold on to that thought
00:47:19.200
hold on to that though what i think is really interesting is that the vice president who
00:47:22.160
probably will win it has like more way more clout than than any of the people that are running for
00:47:28.000
president like we didn't even know any of them our guy the vice president our guy he's got it's like
00:47:32.560
people are make indian guys are making fucking 3d sculpting for him it's wild like he's so much
00:47:38.720
better than you watch that first right get the shit off how does that dynamic work well
00:47:45.360
the president would have more shirts than he does dude i'd assassinate him right away just like
00:47:50.800
fucking uh who's the dude that took out jfk i'm pulling it on that's what this is all about lbj
00:47:55.280
this is operation lb wait lbj did you want a serious answer to that it was a james earl ray but lbj
00:48:02.800
probably was involved in it incredible james earl ray was was martin luther king too right that's true yeah
00:48:07.600
yeah actually no you're right yeah this guy this guy has no idea what he's talking about
00:48:10.880
he's so confident he's ready for president i'm sorry i get the two most lee harvey oswald as i
00:48:16.240
said before people that are get flustered that run for president do not fit the mold
00:48:21.600
i'm sorry i get my three named uh famous assassins uh mixed up did anybody else did any
00:48:29.200
they're both working for a three-letter agency so that's why did anybody else take as much offense
00:48:34.160
to when hornberger said we shouldn't be talking about conspiracies yeah i did
00:48:39.200
i was like i was like for real that's our whole
00:48:41.600
shit have you not been paying attention who who has woken up and turned and converted more
00:48:46.080
people to libertarianism that's not a libertarian other than alice joe be honest
00:49:04.240
i'm being honest though like conspiracy theorists are the top funnel to libertarianism yeah that was
00:49:09.360
not really close he was running with some old narrative shit like to say that is is you're out
00:49:13.200
of touch yeah you know what i mean i don't know where you've been uh but you're not even a libertarian
00:49:16.720
and you're like that's the only reason i don't hate all libertarians like yeah because they're
00:49:21.200
actually noticing something like the original libertarian party was just people that were like
00:49:24.560
the moon didn't happen you agree with that too and they're like also we should just like
00:49:28.480
like private property and they're like the money didn't happen shut down the photo reserve
00:49:33.760
i'm in an argument with a guy and it's about owen bender i'm not gonna say the guy's name
00:49:37.760
but he dm'd me and he was like this guy's fucking retarded he loves the government and i was
00:49:42.960
like you hate the government he's like i fucking can't stand it right so then then i go he says he
00:49:48.080
says you know he thinks the earth is flat and i said it might be and he goes fucking it's not flat
00:49:52.720
nasa says this this and that and i was like all right libertarian guy and i go how do you feel
00:49:57.760
about aliens he's like bro they're homo sapiens from the future they're here to save us like cool
00:50:03.440
tell me about staunchly too tell me about schizophrenia and he was like it's hallucinations man just
00:50:08.400
people bugging out i was like this guy doesn't get it doesn't get it this guy's missing the mark
00:50:12.720
and can you give the audience your thesis on what schizophrenia is well it's not it's not our our
00:50:16.640
thesis it's just take credit bro all right yeah we'll we'll fucking it's literal demons obviously
00:50:23.600
no no for real seriously if you're hearing voices right now know that they're demons and you have
00:50:28.400
more power than you think one person in here that's hearing voices oh yeah no adam that's just the
00:50:34.000
drugs that you've been on it's not the voice the voice has told him to stand up also because this
00:50:38.800
might help my campaign you mentioned that you saw josh in the state this morning yeah josh where did he
00:50:43.120
go he left thank god he's gonna believe that he has demons hopefully he takes his demons with him
00:50:47.280
yeah he will well first off he has sleep after he's gonna first josh was very disruptive from from the
00:50:52.560
start he goes to the he beats us to the airbnb and he goes dude there's a fucking wolf outside this
00:50:58.800
airbnb and i don't know what to do and i'm like are you serious he's like yeah dude
00:51:02.880
he said how big he said up to my chest my chest josh is to my chest so he's talking about a
00:51:08.240
fucking five and a half foot tall dog we said we said go in the house he said it's between me and
00:51:12.960
the house it's looking at me right now we said shoot the dog he's like i don't want to do that
00:51:16.480
yeah i don't want to shoot a dog that's not that's not nice to shoot a dog whatever he gets in the
00:51:20.160
house he's very loud the entire time in the house like i screaming i love i filled with demons
00:51:25.760
filled with demons he's screaming loud then he goes to sleep no we're gonna skip the dog part yeah
00:51:33.120
he did see the dog and it was oh yeah the dog came back outside while we were filming it was the size of
00:51:37.680
toad the dog doesn't even get past my knee practically yeah and it's it's it's it's gorgeous
00:51:42.240
it's super nice i i went out he went outside it's very sad and it rolled over onto its belly
00:51:46.960
and like it's the sweetest fucking dog in the world the dog had a dog tag the dog's name is maya
00:51:53.680
rest in peace maya it belonged to our airbnb owner some fucking consuelo lady who just abandoned it
00:51:59.360
yeah that was kind of wrong we felt really bad but then after the dog comes and josh ends up going to
00:52:05.200
sleep in the middle of the night i think everybody in the house heard this it didn't sound like a man
00:52:10.400
snoring it sounded like it like a demon spawn from hell i tried to go to the bathroom and all i heard
00:52:15.920
it was like oh and i'm like what the fuck it was so loud recording i didn't know what i was gonna
00:52:23.360
see in the room that i was at like my wife was like you hear that and i'm like yeah but i can't
00:52:28.240
tell i was like i think it's coming from above us and she's like we're on the top floor
00:52:32.400
i don't know what's going on it's like maybe below us she's like i don't know what is that
00:52:35.600
shit like like everybody everybody individually creeped down we're like oh my god he's dying yeah
00:52:40.800
like john smith is probably gonna die that's why i vote for toad toad's gonna die but from like
00:52:45.200
self-inflicted josh josh has nine kids he's running for president traveling to all 50 states
00:52:50.400
and he's gonna die you gotta get your priorities right you know legitimately legitimately he has
00:52:55.120
what eight kids i don't know because i think he's at least no he said seven on the thing but they said
00:53:00.880
nine at the house i think yeah i don't think he knows he said some of them are grandchildren i don't
00:53:06.160
know the number he said he keeps adopting more he sounds like a fucking liar i think he forgot how
00:53:11.280
many kids he has you ever seen any of his kids actually yeah he's a virgin
00:53:18.560
he actually did say his kids at disney that time before the tom woods thing i got there yeah he did
00:53:23.280
say he was like if you guys ever hear that again can you please wake me up and put me on my side
00:53:28.000
because i could die and i'm like i don't want to fucking touch you that was terrifying you tell us
00:53:32.960
that before yeah probably let us know the night before like you know maybe during the dog thing would
00:53:37.680
have been nice it was crazy but you said he had like some look in his eyes yeah so there you ever
00:53:43.040
if you know anybody who has like real alcohol issues and then whatever shout out josh um sometimes
00:53:51.200
they get a look in their eye that like you're not even looking at the same person anymore eddie bravo
00:53:55.600
eddie bravo gets like that yeah so you're looking at him you're like this is not the same guy i was
00:53:59.200
making eye contact some native gene early in the day so we were doing a podcast together thought i got
00:54:03.200
to know that guy i was like all right in the morning cole and i are talking right next to josh's
00:54:07.920
head because he's right next to josh's dead body right next to his dead body he stopped making noise
00:54:11.920
we were relieved but also concerned but mostly really false now and so we're we're making enough
00:54:16.560
noise that his eyes pop open and like the dude that i was talking to on the podcast was like endearing
00:54:21.920
and excited right the guy that opened his eyes on the sofa like right after making the demon sounds was
00:54:26.960
like and just stared at me like but he didn't make any noise and we just went because he hadn't had
00:54:34.880
a cigarette in six hours dude we made we made eye contact he stared at me like he was gonna his gun
00:54:40.320
was there i was like he's gonna kill me this guy's gonna kill me and so we have your gun you always
00:54:44.160
have your gun i always had mine so i was and i was imagine imagine that's how that played out i was
00:54:48.880
like libertarian party i do dies how many of the candidates up here were carrying weapons like while
00:54:55.440
they're up here oh yeah was there any of them carrying weapons because that should be another
00:54:59.600
like uh who that's it wow and josh actually no was josh caring uh yeah yeah but mike was uh carrying
00:55:08.160
his uh service pistol oh fed that is true that's actually really good fed fed so just josh that should
00:55:17.200
be another like hey like that should be a question that you're asking me like how many of y'all are
00:55:20.240
carrying and they can either say like yeah i'm not gonna tell you i like that line of questioning
00:55:23.760
were you vaccinated do you have a gun on you that's it look i'm gonna be honest i like mike
00:55:30.480
termot a lot and i think that his delivery is pretty decent but like a cop a cop can we do that
00:55:37.440
is he actually a cop he's like a diversity hire for the libertarian party right
00:55:44.080
we need to get some more representation into the party
00:55:46.880
we need some new blood they're like mike mike heist mike heist is like we need more representation
00:55:51.360
into the party that's why it's no there's no donation like how about black people sir he's
00:55:55.440
like no no no cops run a cop for president yes that's a great idea sir what the fuck is wrong with
00:56:02.800
you guys come on man this was a bizarre experience and all that though i have to say i've never been
00:56:07.120
anything like this and it was jarring what'd you think i didn't like any of it actually
00:56:13.040
oh god like i said i came in late and i wanted to leave early and i i couldn't i couldn't i left to
00:56:18.800
go get a chicken sandwich and then i came back and i sat in that room i didn't ask you what
00:56:22.320
i hope you feel about our show i said the debate what did you think about that i thought you meant
00:56:25.760
the whole thing awful oh the whole thing all right yeah no i was i know i turned around the top
00:56:31.280
like probably 10 minutes after i got in this is like oh it's only here for about 30. i turned
00:56:36.400
around i said do you want to leave and like just like go out there and just chill before i was like
00:56:41.040
because i can't watch these guys talk to each other maybe this is harsh but it felt like you know how
00:56:45.680
children play house it felt like adults playing politician and i was like what the that's going
00:56:49.760
on right that's a great way that's a great analogy that's exactly how it felt yeah but then your kids
00:56:53.280
starts acting up yeah you gotta take your shoes off you were the kid that was just like slinging
00:56:59.760
like his he has his shoes in the back he's just slinging it everywhere and like he's like hitting
00:57:03.760
the other kids and like everybody else is like that you're not playing right you're not playing
00:57:07.440
the game right come on mr toad mr toad how dare you play our game put the suit on toad that man was a
00:57:16.880
master at questions too it was incredible it'd be like everybody tried to give a semi-genuine answer and
00:57:21.760
then homeboy on the end was just like a whole tirade about some other shit and it was like
00:57:25.360
it's a master class in like uh what's that deflection this was uh tremont you mean uh or
00:57:30.320
hornberger i mean like real talk though like being a libertarian and doing a debate in front
00:57:34.560
of a libertarian audience and having everyone just shake their head like that's wild was it
00:57:40.720
you did you throw your hat in the air when i that was the perfect reaction they were doing after i
00:57:46.320
i'm talking about hornberger not you yeah when he said something about like i don't know what's
00:57:49.440
going on with that's the only time yellow hat was like fucking at it he like he threw his hat in
00:57:53.040
the air and i was like absolutely like libertarians like they can't agree on anything like one of the
00:57:58.000
candidates says something they're all like oh fuck that guy everyone's like get this
00:58:03.920
motherfucker off from the from the blue haired over there to like the
00:58:07.280
fucking dude that for some reason has a nazi flag over here it's like this guy was like the great
00:58:11.680
unifier shout out to that guy we'll talk to you later top lobster.com
00:58:18.400
we can work on something yeah but uh honestly like i said from my perspective never having been
00:58:22.960
to anything like this it was you're not coming back it was disheartening no i'm coming back
00:58:27.360
in in the way that it was a show it was incredible and i'd love to see it again because
00:58:30.960
it's like being close to a car accident i want you to because you told you told me when i was telling
00:58:35.360
like when i was telling me i thought it was cringy and i didn't like i couldn't watch it you said
00:58:39.200
this is high level comedy because when you said that was doing yeah i don't know he's doing it
00:58:45.520
i want to hear because you were like i got to explain it to you because you're not giving it
00:58:48.240
to me that's what you said and i want you to explain this to the audience it was like it's
00:58:52.880
it's high level comedy but it's also in a way where like they're so predictable that you've had had
00:58:57.200
you've had time to think about this but you did the exact you you put up a funny mirror to all of
00:59:02.640
them and played the exact opposite role on that every second of the debate and they didn't know what
00:59:08.400
to do with you which is like honestly it should be it's kind of stunning for people running for
00:59:12.880
president because you're going to run into issues that you might have to think on the fly and i was
00:59:16.560
looking up there i was like not many of them are thinking on the fly toad was actually a great
00:59:20.240
position because like if they take his his shots fired seriously it almost decreases like hard to deal
00:59:26.720
with down so they they almost have to play nice but then it's like this dude that has no shoes on
00:59:32.000
who weighs 400 pounds who's never had sex and you're like i have to destroy this man
00:59:36.960
everything in me says kill him it's the ultimate catch 22. it is because you're the human catch 22.
00:59:45.680
that's he's like a secret weapon he really is all right uh do i do have a question for you guys
00:59:49.360
though i i had requested that i participate in the debate because i'm running for vp and i was i was
00:59:54.400
declined did was it adequate having me as moderator or would you have rather me been on the the panel
01:00:07.360
probably not for the reason that you think though because you would have out shined our star yeah but
01:00:12.080
that's a good one and that wouldn't have been good you saw that you were the front seat you saw that
01:00:15.680
and you're like i want to be up there right like that's that's what your thought that's a more
01:00:19.280
important question because as the moderator i had like all all my anger i had to funnel into a calm
01:00:25.360
question and that was challenging i just i would rather have been up there to just be like wrong
01:00:30.240
dumb this is why yeah but you wanted to be part of the circus no not really i mean because you were
01:00:34.960
the orchestrator of the circus you were the fucking barnum i think you wanted to use opportunities to
01:00:38.800
be like he's like look at these that could be the king of these people that's what it is dude that's
01:00:43.520
actually i may have like a uh like a dissenting voice on this but and i was talking to adam about
01:00:48.080
this earlier spelled descent d-i-s-s-e-n-t yeah you might ask uh you really i think that chase
01:00:55.120
oliver actually is pretty charismatic when he's like when he's actually talking i knew you were gay
01:00:58.960
dude yeah i didn't like he's charismatic charismatic kind of cute that's the wrong
01:01:03.280
shit but at least he says it better than like rechtenwald did like he just says like he actually
01:01:07.600
is like a charismatic right but is that like a positive quality he's got a high level politician
01:01:13.200
rhetoric no no it's a politician yeah it's a politician he's got a high level mouth
01:01:17.680
work if you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying dude i was just waiting for chase to
01:01:22.000
interrupt somebody during that debate so i could be like wow usually you let the other guy finish
01:01:25.360
first oh whoa toad with a banger that would have brought down the house that's mean that's the
01:01:36.000
that honestly oh my god standing ovation this guy would have threw his hat in the air 100 that
01:01:45.040
would have been oh my god i wish you would have stayed i wish you would have stayed to hear you
01:01:49.200
say that i think the whole thing you think you could take him you think you can take him like
01:01:52.560
in a fight oh he'd fuck if you're allowed to bite no yeah no holds barred it's a close call
01:01:59.920
i think guys what do we think i think he fucks him up i think i think chase would
01:02:03.920
he'd fuck you in more ways yeah i think he's taller than me yeah no the guy out there is that's the
01:02:09.440
guy from um is this guy showing up with smoked meats i think he's got what's going on dude
01:02:15.680
yeah these are my he's like these are for for me though this is this is barbecue smoked by buddy
01:02:22.400
himself incredible he's like people are leaving bring out the food yo guys listen i think we're like
01:02:28.160
do we have any any final thoughts closing thoughts for me really is that i look at these you spoke for
01:02:32.880
two and a half hours totally i look at these well you just wanted to know like like what happened up
01:02:37.520
there like what mindset was i in i'm looking at these guys that are surrounding me except for josh
01:02:42.400
fine and i'm like these guys are just autistic losers i'm like look at this
01:02:49.280
like what's going on if anybody knows autistic losers it's me it's like i'm the best autistic
01:02:53.600
no i'm like who are these people so i'm like this is like these guys are running for president
01:02:57.600
whatever it doesn't seem like i'm like this is just a panel with a bunch of dudes on it who
01:03:01.440
suck and are wrong about everything so i think you're the best that's what i'm gonna do you're
01:03:04.960
the best autistic loser of the bunch that's what i really do think that's the nicest thing
01:03:11.600
mr toad mr toad someone has to be the most autistic fish in the most
01:03:15.200
this is a specific question let me tell you something mr toad
01:03:20.720
and that's gonna be you it's toad king of the tards guys that's it thank you
01:03:29.200
we're gonna wrap it here and then we'll see you maybe wednesday thank you for having us out this
01:03:33.760
this is hard like comment subscribe it's the tower power hour slide to the tower power hour
01:03:41.360
bitch no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power hour bitch reed
01:03:49.680
cole top lobster and toad yo tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth saying same with lobster cole and jose
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totus sick no way jose the tower power hour slow they made dates fit all his
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It's so fucking hard to line up to the syllables and all.