Tower Gang - Bone-Us - Live at LP Georgia

00:00:00.000 the people know devil opened up his case now I said I'll start the show five

00:00:07.120 fingers fingertips to the house and duckish boy he pulled that bow across the strings 0.96

00:00:11.240 it made an evil hiss oh man the demons don't in and it's not something like this 1.00

00:00:15.140 it's cow again wednesday motherfuckers what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby 1.00

00:00:32.520 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad's pussy 1.00

00:00:36.680 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00

00:00:40.780 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00

00:00:43.780 hello is me i'm retarded 1.00

00:00:46.500 have you guys ever had the mythical where they put the whole thing in and then do that shit with it 0.98

00:00:50.440 the three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00

00:00:54.500 i was watching it and jerking off 0.99

00:00:57.680 he was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8 0.99

00:01:05.600 lewis you're like a brother to me donald trump come on tower gang

00:01:10.800 tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:01:13.660 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:01:15.620 it's not what this show is about this shit is retarded 1.00

00:01:23.760 welcome ladies and gentlemen to the second ever live version of tower gang 0.99

00:01:31.020 give a round of applause to the fucking people in this room i love you guys so much 0.95

00:01:35.180 what a legend this guy this guy comes straight from straight from california after starring in uh 0.99

00:01:53.720 what's what's the movie where the dommer

00:01:56.580 he looks like dommer yeah

00:01:58.580 we're not in your mind man

00:02:00.220 i wasn't going dommer i was like feed me a cat into an atm

00:02:04.080 anyways i love this dude uh thank you guys so much for for turning out for us uh what'd you guys think of the debate

00:02:09.000 was it all right all right it was good yeah

00:02:11.220 all right cool i didn't know that this stage could actually hold that much autism at the same time 0.90

00:02:16.140 like it's fucking unbelievable that it's 0.88

00:02:17.940 i thought you were gonna say that much weight we should have kicked lars out 0.99

00:02:20.660 and myself shots fired which one was lars i don't even know what the fuck was going on today 0.97

00:02:26.700 it was so funny because my wife was like uh which one's rechtenwald and i said it's the one all the way in the end 0.92

00:02:31.020 and then rechtenwald actually started talking and i was like i guess it's that guy

00:02:33.440 one of these wifey 1.00

00:02:36.760 well uh top lobster host of top lobster.com get all your finest wares there

00:02:42.520 we got cole he's the most jack midget in all the lands this dude hits the gym every day we got toad 1.00

00:02:48.000 mr toad just just got his teeth kicked in by mark mike germont on the stage

00:02:51.980 i am clint russell the host of liberty lockdown and we've got raisin in the building

00:02:57.340 the raisin to be here happy to be here thank you

00:03:00.280 well i wanted i wanted to come in here and be like fully prepared 0.92

00:03:04.140 to just shit on toad because that's what this show is about i don't know if you guys watch this 0.96

00:03:08.480 that's every episode he's like the he's the main character but like it's just beating him up 0.99

00:03:14.360 and then he did this debate and he's like there's no way we can't beat him up 0.59

00:03:17.640 and he fucking performed beautifully no it's mike man what was that about that was crazy 0.98

00:03:22.300 he was like the most sane person on the stage 0.99

00:03:26.120 that's my president hashtag my president hashtag let toad cook

00:03:31.340 jesus christ he was the most sane and i i for the life of me i still can't figure out why you were

00:03:36.020 barefoot and i don't i haven't figured it out i literally walked it like someone texted me i wasn't

00:03:40.580 here yet i came in late i wanted to leave early it would have been gangster it would have been

00:03:44.480 gangster if he hopped off the stage like a lily pad

00:03:46.840 you you don't understand how autistic the explanation to this would be i'm gonna need

00:03:52.140 no i actually do i want to know when you get that convention when you get that audio i'm gonna need

00:03:57.160 you to clip the uh uh what's his name rechtenwald or hornberg one of these guys he goes excuse me 0.87

00:04:02.060 mr toad that was hornberger oh my god that's one of the greatest moments in fucking 0.94

00:04:07.320 rechtenwald actually knows who i am so it was hornberger that's what i feel like it elevated

00:04:11.380 he is mr toad now that has to be a permanent picture was it when you had no shoes on were

00:04:16.640 you grounding were you like connecting to the earth's energy because you were you were in a

00:04:20.420 flow state i felt yeah i was impressed so here's what happened so first of all what we thought was

00:04:25.260 that everybody was gonna have to stand for the entire debate and i thought well that's advantage

00:04:29.080 me because i'm actually the youngest one on the stage like contrary to his appearance i know

00:04:34.280 no you guys don't understand so then he's in the airbnb saying like he's like well that's

00:04:39.420 definitely a advantage to me because i've done karaoke it was like how long are the songs

00:04:44.380 no i said i've gone to like long like music festivals i go to music i go to like concerts

00:04:49.020 all the time you have to stand for hours on end you can't do anything you're being like mosh

00:04:52.740 like i'm i'm built for this i'm built for just standing there for long periods of time

00:04:57.240 but but what added to the such a weird flex

00:05:00.700 so i said i'm gonna take off my shoes i'm gonna be cozy guys guys wait wait wait are we gonna let

00:05:18.960 him do this to the people here yeah like just go very disrespectful it's i'm sorry we don't like

00:05:24.480 usually when it's just us we don't even let him do this yeah no we usually don't let him talk but

00:05:28.520 in this in this one instance just ever so briefly i want to know why you took your shoes then i

00:05:32.680 thought then the added the added thought was but also additionally that's going to be a huge power

00:05:38.180 move it's going to intimidate everybody if i just get up there and the first move that i do is 0.98

00:05:41.860 i take off my fucking shoes it's like what are they even going to do they're going to be like who 0.99

00:05:45.660 is this guy and i'm thinking in my mind because i watch jeopardy because i'm a nerd yeah uh james 0.99

00:05:50.760 holtzauer who's one of the best jeopardy players of in history a lot of people don't know that he

00:05:55.880 did that as an intimidation tactic in the green room he would take off his shoes and just stand 0.99

00:05:59.960 there did it work is there anybody here that he was debating nobody addressed it which is fucking 0.98

00:06:05.480 wild to see like nobody on the stage was like why aren't you wearing shoes everybody just kept 0.51

00:06:08.740 their mouth shut and kept talking i was like he's doing this this is like psychological warfare it is

00:06:13.520 the lp debate where a guy did do it butt naked before like he has done it like he wasn't in the

00:06:18.700 debate though he just ran across the stage i think but that also nobody addressed it it was

00:06:22.400 just a thing that just has just like you hey what'd you think of hornberger

00:06:25.440 i i was shocked at how bad he was go into detail please

00:06:32.140 wait wait can we i'm not gonna turn this can we go around the table go watch it let's go around the

00:06:37.420 table and say what we thought of each person's each individual's performance i'll start with toad

00:06:42.460 i think toad was better than expected but i don't even remember the other guy's name so let's go

00:06:47.000 around just one word okay for for the everyone except toad okay well you start off you go josh

00:06:52.260 smith gay okay yeah i like gay probably gay and yeah i guess i didn't even give you the name yet 0.80

00:06:58.680 oh i thought it was all one i thought that'll take too long oh one they're all the same like

00:07:04.820 we can't even tell them i don't know he is probably gay okay 0.57

00:07:10.080 okay i mean this seems unanimous at this point i'm sensing a trap what's we got who else we got 0.95

00:07:22.080 that's it just large maps it i'm gay yeah chase oliver oh actually gay 0.90

00:07:29.500 no no no he's a very fine guy he's fine no there's nothing wrong with him he's actually gay 0.89

00:07:35.160 family man you're fired but you were never on the show to begin with we don't mean this in a

00:07:39.260 derogatory fashion we love the guys no i thought these were just descriptives i don't understand 0.87

00:07:42.300 they're truths is he actually gay chase yeah how gay pretty gay bro yeah he 0.98

00:07:49.540 i thought he was joking gay enough that he got a little uh prick inserted in him and said give 0.99

00:07:55.520 me more daddy government 0.99

00:07:57.300 i've never seen this side of toad it's like it's like he found his testosterone storage and he's

00:08:06.340 like let's go this is mean this is what this is a pivotal moment this is where he starts

00:08:10.100 you wouldn't know about having our testosterone steroids listen so it's hard to explain like so

00:08:15.780 this is a character like we like well it's halfway character and halfway who he is but in on our show

00:08:21.560 we treat him as a character and he has different character he has like he's a boston to where he

00:08:25.300 comes out he does a boston accent that is completely fake he also has like he's born and raised in

00:08:30.100 boston he can't do a boston accent how fucking weird is that i don't know where josh went but 0.98

00:08:33.480 apparently when i get like blackout drunk the boston accent becomes reenable that's like i've 0.93

00:08:38.640 become i've been watching love anybody been watching the new season of love on the spectrum 0.98

00:08:42.260 anybody been in it yeah yeah that shit's fucking great right it's indiscernible from tower gang 0.96

00:08:47.660 by the way no no that's that's a fair point but i i swear to god i watch it because i want to learn 0.98

00:08:52.660 how to interact with toad better and it's like less eye contact yeah like approach him sideways

00:08:58.420 but you know what i'm taking away from it though is that like the reason he talks like that is because

00:09:04.180 he's autistic you know like when you like your delivery i know this is going to make you 0.95

00:09:09.600 subconscious and i don't really care but it's true uh when you talk you you emphasize the wrong

00:09:14.380 aspects of words i don't think it has anything to do with being from boston yeah am i wrong no it's

00:09:20.160 uh i don't know actually okay all right anybody agree disagree no there is there's certain words he

00:09:26.020 drags out in a very interesting way right yeah i saw a schizophrenic dude one time on on uh twitter

00:09:30.320 where he kind of like he was walking down the street and his legs were black because he was drinking

00:09:34.720 anti-c's and he goes uh he was drinking what anti-c's it's a whole thing and he goes on anti-c's

00:09:40.020 yeah not what cold gives to dogs not anti-freeze no no no this guy was in black leg well this guy 0.84

00:09:45.700 was mentally ill and i'm not saying that you're mentally but i did draw a correlation he was 0.91

00:09:50.040 walking on the street he's like uh she plays the pittsburgh steelers here we go here we go 0.74

00:09:56.380 i i covered that on ukulele you talk like him you talk like i'm on a like on a minor level and i

00:10:03.160 don't know what that is maybe it's like the perfect amount of madness you know what i mean 0.98

00:10:06.400 considering what you just did here today i would say yeah it's a it's a good like real shit though 1.00

00:10:10.360 you have fucking cojones i mean it's not it's not evident by looking at you but the fact that you 1.00

00:10:14.960 would get up here after raising no money and campaigning nowhere and never even never even 1.00

00:10:19.460 announcing it on social media you've basically gone out of your way to demonstrate you don't give 0.98

00:10:23.260 a fuck and then you you traveled thousands of miles to come debate in a political party that you 1.00

00:10:28.060 start off by saying this is a party of losers you're out of your fucking mind in the best way 1.00

00:10:32.760 imaginable anybody else agree i just don't i don't even know where it came from like it was 1.00

00:10:37.720 brilliant it's crazy that he can't get pussy with this type of attitude i vote for him i would vote 0.99

00:10:43.440 for you women are intimidated when that was when the debate was over i was like i'd vote for totally 0.99

00:10:47.760 like unironically before i was like you know like ah this is a funny see he gets it too now i'm kind

00:10:53.320 of like really considering it it's what is it 35 to be a member here let me ask you this is something

00:10:58.960 i noticed and i don't know if you guys noticed this but i'm a stickler for like body language 0.94

00:11:02.760 right so i look for people who are like fucking bouncing their legs and self-soothing they're 0.97

00:11:08.220 touching their face when they're nervous oh yeah 100 100 right before we started i said baby look at 0.99

00:11:12.640 cole's feet he's shaking the entire stage stone face killer did not even like he looked like he 0.95

00:11:19.380 couldn't give a shit less man he was like yeah people were saying things and he's going 0.99

00:11:22.480 and i'm going damn dude like he doesn't give us he really doesn't give a shit unbelievably 0.98

00:11:28.700 impressive we had an opportunity to send like a best and brightest on timcast twice we did it in 0.98

00:11:33.680 pairs and both times we skipped toad but that was completely wrong yeah we should have done it in

00:11:39.720 pairs at all it should have only been toad toad i apologize we should have sent you to timcast i had

00:11:45.220 no idea i honestly this is this is my expectation we've been we've known that this day was coming for

00:11:49.860 months now and every single time we talked about it i told him from the bottom of my heart i expected 0.75

00:11:55.660 him to step on stage shit his pants and pass out i thought he would be so scared and he gets up here 0.97

00:12:00.760 and he's like i don't have a fucking care in the world what are you built up dude who are you someone 0.98

00:12:04.780 in the comment said vfw has pre-world war ii internet it's really bad what i'm going on here really 0.96

00:12:11.600 because if people know the show they know that the show is just about beating me up in every single

00:12:16.600 episode what i think is going on here is that this is uh like like sort of this is the ironic

00:12:21.760 episode of the show where you all actually are lying to me right now you all want to be beating

00:12:25.760 me up no no what it is you're just completely lying you're being nice to me no you did great what

00:12:31.240 happened was basically how we treat you every episode is how you treated all the other candidates

00:12:35.620 on stage yes it was like you're like dude we trained him yes we know we see him as a lesser

00:12:40.820 you made a monster gets up here and he goes i see these others as less than me but he was right

00:12:45.460 though he was right yeah certainly right god he was right here's another one here this guy coming 1.00

00:12:50.880 in a lesser for sure a lesser he completely big dick to you at your own intervention or whatever 0.99

00:12:55.900 this was dominated by mr toad don't give him a microphone what's it what's it feel like to get 0.97

00:13:04.100 your teeth kicked in by toad i didn't go after josh so i was nice to josh the thing is you were nice

00:13:11.700 to josh but just you being that much of a chad right next to josh was like insulting to him

00:13:16.240 i mean for those you were all right look just to make sure that we're not being biased because we

00:13:21.100 had such low expectations for toad like you can't even imagine how our expectations were for toad

00:13:25.480 like they didn't even exist they were so fucking low our expectations for toad those that watched 0.91

00:13:30.520 the debate what did you think of his performance be honest yeah it was pretty good right 0.90

00:13:34.760 all right yeah there you go well i think the audience might be a little biased because we have

00:13:44.360 the very few tower gang fans that exist in the in the audience here but but what i think what you're

00:13:49.580 also saying is that uh what happened here was also like what happened with uh coctober you let it

00:13:53.600 win raven won but thank you thank you raisin excuse me oh i forgot that i forgot that you

00:13:58.360 brought that up in the debate 0.96

00:13:59.760 this guy's sitting over here like what the fuck are you guys talking about 0.98

00:14:15.140 he he's a fan of living lockdown he made this maybe this mic he's probably never listened to 1.00

00:14:21.600 it's better than it's better than liberty like that that shit is boring 0.95

00:14:25.860 okay so i'll say this i told you did a good job i just couldn't i was in ask top 0.97

00:14:35.960 and everybody else that i talked to afterwards i was like this made me cringe the entire thing i

00:14:40.380 don't like it was like watching the scott's tots episode of the office that's how i felt watching 0.66

00:14:45.420 these people talk and especially toad and then i also felt like yeah but you're half retarded so 0.93

00:14:49.740 you don't get it no but also hey people don't fucking like have every title of the office 0.92

00:14:54.220 memorized you got to tell them what what is that oh scott's tots it's where he season two episode

00:14:58.460 three so he basically promised uh kids uh that he would pay for their college in k-5 after they

00:15:05.780 graduated so when they go to the graduate it was a big like uh yeah michael scott it was a big thing

00:15:10.680 and then he has to go there and then tell them he can't send them to college for free and so he

00:15:16.140 to tell like these like seniors and they start clapping they sing songs about them and it just

00:15:20.240 was like it's the cringiest episode of like of show that you can watch and that's how i felt watching

00:15:24.760 this especially when like i love our show but like whenever you go like watch tower gang in real life

00:15:31.720 it just feels like i want like the most embarrassing cringy thing you can do i'm glad you did it like

00:15:37.180 i'm glad you were the one to do that because i don't think i need to but i didn't just say that

00:15:40.920 though i i was not going to do it at all and then when the trump impersonator came out i thought

00:15:44.960 well here's an opportunity to actually the funny thing is that in in a funny way now imagine the

00:15:49.120 this is the we're talking about the level of autism on this stage it was heavy he's the only one on

00:15:54.880 the stage maybe josh that when they saw him come up and do this bit the donald trump guy

00:16:00.000 recognize it as a bit everybody else argued with this guy and that was really donald trump

00:16:05.560 they're like yeah i've been waiting to talk to you trump what about operation speed trump and i'm 0.96

00:16:11.140 finally here to your face right now okay you know that whole operation warp speed shit was 0.98

00:16:16.340 fucked up when you lied to me about those vaccines sir he's not here i'm like it was incredible i'm in 0.99

00:16:23.620 the fucking twilight zone because toad is the only one that was normal nobody else knows this yeah the 0.99

00:16:28.380 guy came up and he laid a bit out and he like gave you guys a serve and you were the only one like 0.98

00:16:33.780 received the layup everybody was supposed to respond to it and nobody did everyone else just

00:16:37.580 kind of got afraid he actually bounced it back and he had no like what's cocked up you out trumped

00:16:42.440 the trump impersonator i don't know what you're talking about my favorite my favorite part was

00:16:45.340 when you asked them uh you were like all right if you had to choose if you had to choose a gun to

00:16:49.600 your head trump or biden who's better and they're just like smoke you know why i asked that right

00:16:55.980 i was like that was that was the mpc test that's the michael malice test dude are you going to give

00:17:01.080 me this meandering nonsense are you going to be honest and the answer is yes that's what they did 0.76

00:17:04.920 they all did except for toad i don't want to talk shit about the about the audience what's up guys 0.87

00:17:09.100 they're right here but i was sitting right next to a dude if he's still here i hope he's still here

00:17:13.200 i i turned to him and i said this is such a simple answer yes or no right it's a yes or no binary and

00:17:18.280 he's like it's not though and i'm like oh shit you know i'm like i was like so now i'm looking at 0.95

00:17:24.480 him i'm like what's wrong with this guy is he like is he real i'm like touching him and shit 0.99

00:17:27.460 and then it comes back around and every fucking candidate they're like well let me tell you why 0.99

00:17:32.660 both are bad these motherfuckers said there's no difference it was so simple you're like yo listen 1.00

00:17:36.780 jake what's better pussy or dick 1.00

00:17:41.000 so actually i'll tell you the week it is think about it really there's no difference okay it's just 0.99

00:17:49.840 honestly there's a there's a right answer i'm not getting like there's pros and cons each side

00:17:53.940 this isn't the place to get political guys it was more like the uh the one that we pose uh

00:17:58.200 the tranny question all the time that we pose the would you rather a blair white or buck angel it was 0.95

00:18:02.920 like that question it's like yeah obviously either answer means that you're going to be gay but you 0.88

00:18:07.200 have to you have to i think that's how that's the answer is blair white that's how that's why tower

00:18:10.540 gang i agree that's why tower gang became what tower gang is because we started as autistic libertarians

00:18:14.880 and then we decided like to ask each other these very hard questions and and be in a place where it's 0.93

00:18:21.000 like well you can't leave you've got to answer that's all that this show is it's like just dumb 0.67

00:18:24.760 questions but you've got to answer and the autistic side of us can't do it so have i'm the only one

00:18:29.620 that's remained an autistic libertarian everybody else i don't understand my question is has this

00:18:34.060 been an inadvertent training of the libertarian presidential candidate like this whole time

00:18:38.040 you've made the perfect turn him into a machine absolutely that's what that's what i saw today

00:18:42.160 i couldn't believe it not to run actually like the entire time we're like you shouldn't be doing this

00:18:45.840 i just i just thought you meant physically so i took your advice to stop living

00:18:50.600 oh it's also true

00:18:53.320 you know the crazy thing about toad is that he's got a corporate job 0.99

00:19:00.160 like think about the shit he says all the time like how have you not gotten fired 0.99

00:19:04.000 i don't know i didn't take the vaccine either like i mentioned i pushed that to the extreme 0.99

00:19:08.720 i don't know i don't think toad has a job i think i think you get like government assistance

00:19:14.740 no i don't think he's a fed i just think he's a plant because here's the thing

00:19:17.820 you guys saw me hooking up like helping hook up the computer and all this shit and and do 0.91

00:19:23.580 just help me in general this guy should know about computer stuff right what's your job

00:19:27.400 software engine okay do you know about computer stuff yes you should know right yes he can't do 0.97

00:19:34.680 that he can't do that for us i'm like the fuck is wrong with these people 0.98

00:19:39.600 i actually know how to do it 0.83

00:19:44.760 he just goes i actually know how to do it it's like but every time i do it it just fails

00:19:50.600 it's not no dude it's not the same thing it was a meme with danica i'm talking about turning

00:19:56.620 opening the computer and then just any menial task on it what everybody can do he's not capable 0.93

00:20:02.780 i'm sorry that might be analogizing himself to a fucking nascar tire no right you're 1.00

00:20:07.500 you're black you're out of control yeah kill yourself actually 1.00

00:20:12.540 we'll give him a ball or whatever the hell his name is the guy's working out now 1.00

00:20:17.420 that's you that's you know he's performing in quite a based way he's not vaccinated he wasn't

00:20:23.440 previously a marxist he genuinely was like top echelon on this no he dominated but to see this

00:20:29.920 this always circles back the same question why don't you get laid oh yeah like you have 1.00

00:20:35.520 fucking alpha energy out of the ass i mean you look like shit but like why don't you get bitches 1.00

00:20:40.080 though there's two alpha to get pussy is there any ladies in here that would any guys in here that 1.00

00:20:44.880 would oh yo the blind guy's into it i love it guys wearing like very aggressive body language 1.00

00:21:00.640 looks like a disco ball oh my god he's got a butt yo legit is homeboy blind dude i'll rub 0.98

00:21:07.120 my hands all over your body like i'm reading braille brother 0.99

00:21:11.440 that's not a turn can you see what's going on what's going on with some glasses though

00:21:20.320 i don't know i think it looks pretty cool is this future so bright and talk about it

00:21:23.120 i don't understand the libertarian party why why are you here clint i'm trying to roast these 0.98

00:21:27.040 motherfuckers what's up no why are you why are you in the libertarian party i don't get oh uh 0.99

00:21:31.040 because i i made a good living and then i was like the whole world is broken down oh i shouldn't 1.00

00:21:36.160 be answering seriously oh because i'm gay dude maybe you should answer sir

00:21:42.240 look no honestly it's because it was like it was my calling i don't know that sounds gay so maybe i'm

00:21:46.480 gay but it's still my calling yeah that's the answer i don't like that answer it's the truth 0.99

00:21:52.080 though it makes me uncomfortable it's the truth can we can we talk i want to talk about more about

00:21:56.640 the base not about toad because like whatever we can go on him all the entire time they probably

00:22:01.200 don't care about him anymore like what did you think about like the rest of the

00:22:04.800 that was going because it was just like to me again like i call it french fest but like yo honest

00:22:10.880 to god so i was a moderator so i had to bite my tongue the entire time so i got a lot to say about

00:22:14.640 this uh every answer hornberger gave i was like if we actually followed homeboy we would die

00:22:21.120 like fast he's like he's like oh yeah he's like anybody all over the world that wants to come in

00:22:26.400 whenever they want to come in for any open borders i was like we're all dead so is this the same guy

00:22:32.640 that was like i don't know anything about what happened during yeah where the were you he's like

00:22:41.520 he's like i've been asleep for the last four years and i want these borders open i woke up

00:22:45.600 and i'm gonna i woke up to a mess i'm gonna fix it also remember last election cycle he was the

00:22:50.160 mises caucus uh what a what a catastrophe yeah i know but this time it's michael rechtenwald

00:22:57.600 he is noticeably better though all right he's boring but he's noticeably better at least i don't

00:23:02.640 know they're like yo you're a commie and he was like i already said in multiple articles i'm not

00:23:07.280 a gun is it all right what is that worrying and i still support josh if you're running for candidacy

00:23:11.680 and and you've got vaccinated should you be considered no right that's how i feel i feel like

00:23:16.480 like number one that's my metric it's like they got if they fooled you that time it was like then

00:23:20.320 you're done look we get next man empathy for being fooled but also you can't leave my second bottom

00:23:25.600 line here for the for the debates it was like if you get flustered by a question no you can't if you 0.99

00:23:30.400 get flustered by a fake donald trump you can't fuck yeah next guy you're out look i'll be honest i'm 0.99

00:23:39.120 pretty forgiving on the fucking back shit if you if you demonstrate sincere contrition as to being 1.00

00:23:44.320 duped like that's that's what that's what ran me the wrong way about oliver is he's like he's like 1.00

00:23:49.440 i still trust my doctor i was like why this motherfucker had you inject poison you haven't 0.99

00:23:54.960 fucking figured out that this dude's not the guy you should be taking advice from i don't know maybe 0.99

00:23:58.640 that's just me we are recording uh locally so we'll re-put this back up guys but it's pretty 0.97

00:24:03.120 funny oh the chat's experiencing some fucking lag but you know what it's really what i feel about 0.86

00:24:07.120 them anyway i don't care yesterday we did a show that i don't even think they could hear i don't 0.98

00:24:10.800 give a fuck we had fun that's all that matters subscribe to to our locals locals.com don't try 0.99

00:24:18.560 to pitch us dude no i know it's that's true dude i didn't even hear this fucking guy was sitting there 1.00

00:24:25.200 yelling in my ear it was wild yeah do you see the one you see the one the whole night too by the end 0.99

00:24:30.400 of it a wolf showed up do you see the one dude who said shut the fuck up about the vaccines and 0.97

00:24:33.840 he's sitting over there with a mask on i was like yeah oh that was the guy making me feel bad 0.98

00:24:38.640 you gotta be fucking kidding me dog and the guy was like morbidly obese too it's like yeah you're 0.99

00:24:43.520 paying attention to your health motherfucker this is rough this is mean but but you need this is what 0.99

00:24:48.960 we do dog it's not nice it's not nice i'm not gonna relent you guys need to hear it yeah yeah what 0.99

00:24:54.240 about previously being a marxist does that disqualify you i think so too i think it does too and

00:24:59.280 because we talk about this a lot on our show nephilim desquad we say people like well i was

00:25:03.360 previously an atheist and it's like so now i should listen to you so you was wrong you were

00:25:07.600 wrong about how everything was made yeah and now there's a lot of conspiracy theories going on

00:25:12.320 i'm like very good sit at the back of the class please yeah are there any atheists in the house

00:25:16.640 you're wrong we got two unbelievable wrong the back of the a lot of open

00:25:20.960 i can prove it mathematically i had an atheist phase though so now i'm disqualified you're done

00:25:27.200 like when i was when i was young yeah i feel like you had a marxist phase no absolutely not you were 0.95

00:25:31.120 like please share your bitches with me no i was always on the right i was yeah but you're clearly 1.00

00:25:34.800 like something went really wrong in your childhood like something went seriously wrong in your childhood 0.97

00:25:39.440 so a lot i feel like there's there are special cases where you could be forgiven i'm willing to

00:25:43.200 forgive toad for whatever he believed back in the day let's just mean to the other candidates

00:25:47.600 i think it's like did anyone in the audience get the vaccine and still feel good about it

00:25:52.800 yeah nice tell me what

00:26:08.320 oh take off your shirt hey man this guy's got a rainbow flag porcupine i think

00:26:14.240 we already knew he wasn't gonna be a fan of the show it's okay it's okay

00:26:18.080 but yeah that's cool that you stuck around and now i feel like it's now i have like 100 jokes

00:26:21.760 running but i don't want to make you leave but thanks thanks for coming no hit him hit him as

00:26:24.800 hard as you can until he leaves no i don't i don't i appreciate you being here thank you

00:26:28.640 show about we're selling t-shirts in the back after top lobster.com how is

00:26:33.040 less mean than me today that's crazy i know it was a hard act to follow you 0.96

00:26:38.000 cucked us you took it from the room you took the fucking mean energy out the room i was coming 0.99

00:26:42.640 in very mean today and now i'm like i don't know what to do i i almost gave you a standing 0.99

00:26:47.840 oh i guess he said uh something about cocktober and i was like i just felt myself standing up

00:26:51.520 josh said josh said he's like i didn't get cucked we all got cucked oh yeah this whole room 0.98

00:26:55.200 i thought cucked so you definitely were cuck sitting next to him he cucked everyone in this 0.94

00:26:59.040 place he's a cuck master so because it's crazy that the one time in toes life he dominates it's 0.99

00:27:06.720 a room filled with dudes that are unfuckable it's like dominating unfuckable some of these guys are 0.99

00:27:11.920 fuckable damn man if you if you're fuckable say like whoo did it which one was it was it uh was 1.00

00:27:17.120 it oh we got the shane hazel look like he's yeah you guys are gay was it chase oliver that said 1.00

00:27:22.960 actually he was like i want to be in front of trump and i would out trump him but then he got out trumped 0.94

00:27:27.280 in the libertarian guy next to you with no shoes on out trumping out trump you can't out toad toad

00:27:36.480 you couldn't out trump bake trump when he showed up yeah it was just really funny because like i mean 0.98

00:27:41.440 you did just come in here you didn't give a fuck you said i've made to raise zero dollars 0.98

00:27:45.360 about this that was incredible he's like and he spun it like a positive he really did and i was like 0.99

00:27:51.920 i'm not pathetic like y'all caring about shit raising money and trying to tell people about 1.00

00:27:57.600 our beliefs wasting your time idiots you're losers that was his opening pitch this dude's out of his 1.00

00:28:03.200 fucking mind that was my opening talking people that they're like they're fighting for liberty and 1.00

00:28:07.520 you're like i've done less for you and that means i've done more it's true i've never had sex 1.00

00:28:14.160 like fuck he's right though he's right i've never had sex but let me be your daddy 1.00

00:28:19.840 that's actually a great campaign slogan that's not bad jesus christ never had sex can i be your daddy 1.00

00:28:25.040 it was an unbelievable performance we were sitting in the other room eating video tacos or some 0.99

00:28:28.800 shit and every time you started every i honestly i didn't listen when somebody else was speaking 0.94

00:28:33.440 ate my tacos when you started speaking put the tacos down i had to listen i had to rush over to 0.99

00:28:37.760 the double doors and look to see what you were doing does he still have shoes on he does he's still

00:28:42.400 going you want to go to that taco place again no we went to uh that place is so good dude it really

00:28:50.720 was so why don't you take this more seriously i mean in hindsight after i tried to talk you off

00:28:55.360 of the ledge with this whole run thing i'm changing my mind yeah you were wrong i think obviously you're the

00:29:01.040 guy you could go all the way i want to ask like do you do you think you would have done better if

00:29:07.520 you were standing the entire time do you think you would have been even better to be honest he is

00:29:11.600 the guy and i'll tell you why he's the guy yeah about the same i would say probably okay so it

00:29:15.840 actually wasn't that big i'm about to make your case of the entire libertarian party everybody

00:29:19.200 sorry josh this is the whole party go to josh's show give him money but josh this is not for you

00:29:24.000 this is for toad this is you need the guy that's going to go up there when you get this nomination

00:29:29.440 and save something wild because you're not going to get you're not going to win you're going to get

00:29:35.040 noticed this guy without shoes on i swear to god it's like he could he's also great but that's what

00:29:40.240 we want to do though we want to we want to attract the noticers i told i donate my entire life savings

00:29:45.280 to see you do three hours maybe you need a toad to drain the swamp maybe there's there's something

00:29:51.440 like you're a toad in the swamp a legitimate yo he knows the swamp better than anybody that's what i'm 0.99

00:29:55.680 saying bro you got a swamp expert i was born in this bitch that's bad though because now you're 1.00

00:30:00.640 saying i'm a swamp creature you're better than over though you don't get it you don't understand 0.97

00:30:05.440 the metaphor it's beautiful it is beautiful you need to tell i was born in the swamp all right

00:30:10.640 i mean i guess technically i was because it's massachusetts so close tonight this is beautiful

00:30:15.040 hey i do want to ask what do we think of the moderator like how he did yeah like it is part of the

00:30:20.080 the show it is part of the i wish you brad binkley hate that guy i wish you would oppress 0.83

00:30:24.880 people a little bit i know you said hey uh you don't have to disclose whether or not you've been

00:30:30.160 vaccinated you know that kind of stuff and you kind of you you allowed people to give you these 0.97

00:30:35.760 run around you allow them i wish you would have fucking hammered them a little bit you allow them 0.99

00:30:39.040 to not answer trump or biden it was easy i wish you would have said hey answer the question i thought 0.99

00:30:43.440 i thought the audience would read and go like oh they can't give in a binary in a binary response

00:30:49.840 they can't they can't give an answer i thought that would do enough i'm trying no i agree because

00:30:53.920 like the non-answer is an answer to i'm giving this audience complete layups i'm assuming they're

00:30:58.400 retarded i've looked at them i'm trying to make these jokes as easy as possible i think i think 0.94

00:31:02.400 more highly of these people than you that's the difference i think the best you're wrong yeah i'm

00:31:05.600 probably wrong you've traveled to like multiple different libertarian events and like they impress you

00:31:14.000 the best thing the best thing you did though is uh ask the covet question though because

00:31:17.840 the covet question allowed people especially to be honest to completely hang himself he pulled 0.97

00:31:22.400 the toad up i murdered hornberger's campaign with that question he's dead yeah yeah kill hornberger 0.95

00:31:29.040 no wait no you can't say that oh he's gone 0.99

00:31:36.160 great now and hornberger becomes president you're going down bro yeah that's like gonna put you on 0.98

00:31:41.120 a fucking hit list i'll take those odds no i i like seriously though i can't i can't even fathom 0.99

00:31:46.560 having done no research like what the fuck's this dude been doing for four years he doesn't have 0.99

00:31:50.880 any idea about the origin what was the moment where everybody gave like a rolling laugh he said 0.99

00:31:56.560 something and he said it unironically and he said it to to i guess you like like you were dumb where

00:32:02.880 it was something to the effect of like well what do you think about uh you know what would you have 0.62

00:32:06.880 done different he's like i don't know i wouldn't have done any i don't know anything about that and

00:32:11.120 he said it so seriously that the crowd actually laughed in his face and then he looked at the

00:32:15.760 crowd like they were retarded yeah and it was like it was an amazing moment i really was i was like 0.89

00:32:20.480 this guy is out of touch but that guy was also talking like when we pulled in he was like talking

00:32:26.720 same guy right he was i was scared that's unfair what you did to him clint that wasn't nice so as far

00:32:32.560 as your moderating debates go i'd say uncouth not not nice wait wait cool so so you're saying i left

00:32:39.840 people off the hook and i was uncouth you asked i'm getting mixed messages like not aggressive enough

00:32:46.480 and too aggressive but aggressive enough to make me uncomfortable speeding and aggressive but when we

00:32:52.800 pulled up he really was there was a man in a suit pacing up and down the street in the rain uh yelling

00:32:58.240 at himself and i said wow who's that yeah he was just going for social security

00:33:04.160 libertarian party nominees and i was like oh okay i i just want everybody in here to know that if you're

00:33:09.280 not enjoying this after this is adam nutter and it's going to be a disaster so you better laugh now

00:33:17.360 it's your only time while you can

00:33:20.800 i miss i forgot you believe that because you know he does cult of us and they used to be our opener

00:33:25.840 as a show you remember that yeah you ran on wednesday right before us and and they would

00:33:30.400 actually open for our show and now he's like like they they messed up at the lp georgia yeah

00:33:34.960 what yeah what maybe the opener the headliner it's just it's sad don't worry it's just a matter

00:33:39.840 of time this is like a metallica opening for some band that nobody remembers even who they are at all 0.97

00:33:44.240 you're running for president dumbass like do you know how how like untenable toad's ego is going 0.93

00:33:57.040 to be for the next couple of months right because we were nice to him for 10 minutes dude i'm going 0.99

00:34:01.680 to be suicidal like later tonight so that makes me feel better where does this go i mean he did well

00:34:06.880 enough what where is if this goes in a positive way what happens next you guys wait do you nikki

00:34:11.360 haley this and just keep going around to every convention losing and then but like you're like

00:34:15.760 just hoping that's like the first three candidates he's like he's like it's down to a two-man race

00:34:19.680 yeah it's like he's hoping like at some point they all get to type and like you're there like you're

00:34:23.600 like i'm here i'm the only one left that's i think you're waiting for you should do that

00:34:30.880 do you guys think do you guys want to see toad you want to see toad more like like in other

00:34:35.440 shit like this is that i personally do yeah yes i like that guy's energy they're all on their 0.69

00:34:40.320 phones so they can't applaud but they're nodding so i think that's a win in the back on the phone 0.98

00:34:44.160 please i will be all these people are really high it's libertarian i'll be in the uh libertarian

00:34:50.960 party of massachusetts debate um because it's easy for me to get to obviously but other than that it's

00:34:56.640 basically like i'm here because uh i got the money to do it but look man he knows he knows that this

00:35:02.160 worked right he's put zero if he's got doubles down i haven't raised any money for i'm here because

00:35:09.600 i got paid how much did you get paid hornberger profiting like crazy we didn't make any money off

00:35:15.680 this no we didn't make any money off we want to lose some money yeah and because you betted away

00:35:21.840 yeah well we'll have to see what they're looking like but seattle and hockey last night oh my gosh

00:35:27.680 i got no no no no no no no no stop stop stop stop the presidential candidate that you have up here

00:35:32.160 that apparently did win the debate if i from just i don't think josh won i think the performance we

00:35:49.760 saw from josh is a performance we've seen before okay we've not seen this before the libertarian

00:35:54.000 convention in 2019 we've seen that performance very similar play by play i've never seen anything

00:35:58.000 like toad before and then neither has a crowd guys this is america is failing the world is

00:36:02.480 ending the nephilim are returning we're worried about social security listen the most entertaining

00:36:10.480 outcome is what we should be worried about right not worried think about think about how wild that is

00:36:16.320 that oh boy's like oh he's like if we cut off all payments to all the old money there would be no big

00:36:22.720 deal it's like slavery it's crazy it's absolutely crazy he said that they would just adapt he's 0.98

00:36:28.080 talking instantaneously you said that nana gets no fucking social security she is hitting me up for 1.00

00:36:34.960 money the next day we were gone what did toad say about that what he just said the social security 0.99

00:36:40.720 question oh yeah sorry oh i oh the social security i just i just let hornberger just look like a fool on 0.65

00:36:46.800 that one i i think i just lay up well i just chimed because it's just so obvious i just chimed in

00:36:51.360 just in agreement look at the expertise debate chops on this guy he's just like

00:36:56.480 he already he already hung himself in a way i'm better than trump because trump should have let

00:37:01.520 biden hang himself but trump can't he doesn't know when to shut up in a way he's better than trump

00:37:07.280 a quick question quick question for the audience anybody in here think that joe biden's done a better job

00:37:11.040 president than trump and i'm not a fan of trump but just be honest

00:37:17.520 well look yeah trump no in some ways he's better i'll grant you that but like better on on net

00:37:26.240 what's the net have to do with it not a single person everybody's more honest than

00:37:30.640 the candidates that were on stage this is what bothers me though this audience filled with

00:37:34.240 libertarians can be can be honest about but the dudes running for president can't that's weird 0.99

00:37:39.920 it's weird right even this fucking retard you can tell the truth 1.00

00:37:46.640 who's that don't get me started on this guy oh you want to talk about all right all right 1.00

00:37:53.440 shots fired spike con you asked for it

00:37:58.240 i agree yeah that's that's the problem though like what are we what are we trying to do

00:38:04.240 by curtailing our true beliefs in any form or fashion when we're like like we're not even

00:38:08.240 fucking running to win so why would we not just tell the truth and not not dull it up 0.50

00:38:12.160 not make it any sort of like flowery nonsense that was my whole point i know 1.00

00:38:17.600 yes is it because don't you don't get me started on that uh incestuous bastard 1.00

00:38:24.640 but is it because if you do if you say yes to yeah 0.96

00:38:27.280 look it up but it's not an endorsement it's like saying smash your pass is an endorsement 0.94

00:38:32.640 even if the chicks are both ugly you're like oh yeah to say i'm definitely i would smash that 1.00

00:38:36.960 pass on that right somehow it's an endorsement is that why they're they're they're they're 0.96

00:38:40.960 playing no honestly no because they're retarded it's like there's no other reason it's just 0.98

00:38:46.320 it's a simple question you can go one by one and ask would you rather this or that and everybody

00:38:51.680 should be able to tell you yes this is better than this and for whatever reason they can't do it yeah

00:38:55.600 like would you want would you want ass cancer cancer of your elbow and it's like well definitely 0.96

00:39:00.560 my elbow it's like no no they're equally bad equally bad there's no they both have their own merits 0.98

00:39:06.400 though all right i mean they both got to go a little bit it's like i just said they're both cancer

00:39:10.160 okay like we can we already know you don't want either of them but it's a challenge for people i don't

00:39:14.560 understand it what makes it so easy for you to to say trump tism what there's levels right just 0.97

00:39:21.600 because i don't give a fuck yeah yeah is that what the party needs is it needs somebody who doesn't 0.99

00:39:26.720 give a fuck that's open question yeah i believe so yeah i'm endorsing you dude dude i i gotta ask 0.99

00:39:36.480 you already did actually you uh do you endorse i gotta ask this okay so i've been with clint like 0.99

00:39:43.200 three or four times nice sexually it still hasn't gotten when he was awake or sleeping

00:39:49.280 no so and like so we've met up we've been to different events i so i've seen him in the

00:39:53.680 different clothes he wears that shirt so he has this shirt that he's worn pulled out because that

00:39:58.480 he wore today which apparently someone else has uh also just uh like told me is there is there a

00:40:03.360 dot of blood on him and he wore it last i think it was you clinton the producer decided to

00:40:07.280 fucking coordinate with what they were wearing that was weird very strange good look bro good look so i've 0.88

00:40:12.800 been i've been i've been like i've we've been together like for five six times he's worn that 0.98

00:40:17.680 at least three times so i think clint has two shirts as well he doesn't have any shirts he doesn't

00:40:21.760 have no no no no no he doesn't sure it's two of them he has two cups he has two shirts and whatever

00:40:25.360 it makes sense i got one of that's too he's like one isn't enough like two blood pillars money

00:40:31.920 though he did pre-order two vets

00:40:35.840 and one of them still hasn't been delivered which is wild wow unbelievable it's odd that you didn't

00:40:39.760 mention it unbelievable that's the truth though because they were they were backordered for years

00:40:43.440 so i was like i'm gonna fucking put in an order in for two i knew they were selling for a premium 0.95

00:40:47.200 so only a thousand dollars to reserve it i was like that's a fucking that's an arbitrary 0.98

00:40:51.760 colors that's an arbitrage opportunity what's that how many colors does the other one have 0.93

00:40:55.120 it's not if it if they ever fucking if they ever hit me up i'm gonna get the z06 and sell mine 0.98

00:41:00.560 as somebody who does a lot of public speaking why do you only own two button no seriously like why 0.92

00:41:05.040 like because i don't because i'm a podcast right he wants to be cozy obviously but it's the craziest

00:41:11.600 like how like if i saw you any one of y'all again the next next year at this if he did this again

00:41:17.120 next year he would wear that same shirt or the other one that's because he doesn't respect you 0.91

00:41:22.080 you guys have it all fucked up i just said we don't have to doll up our 0.99

00:41:25.120 shit we don't have to sir how many shirts do you have can't even count them 1.00

00:41:29.520 it's crazy he's like wait anybody in this room guy on the phone right there how many shirts do you 0.99

00:41:35.840 own this this that's sam sam this is my people this guy's homeless i got two three i got a white

00:41:46.960 shirt i got a white shirt and they do not touch each other i bet you have a blue shirt i keep them

00:41:51.120 in separate drawers you're here sir you can just say it i got a long sleeve i call him a colored

00:41:59.520 man that's why you're not on the show bro all right

00:42:08.720 2.9 seconds zero to 60 okay i beat that we're not doing we're not doing that i'm not doing

00:42:14.960 car talk we're arguing about cars now lars i think we were just talking about like everybody the

00:42:19.120 standard is to have more than i feel like we we haven't dragged lars adequately yet i don't know

00:42:23.520 who that is which one was he just left yeah he just left all right so he's the he's the kingpin of

00:42:28.560 porn i totally forgot about that oh man and he doesn't even bring it up here wait what what

00:42:34.000 does he do i really should have he made he made a fortune off of porn sites yeah which one was lars 0.56

00:42:38.480 the fat one next to me with the ponytail yeah i thought that was the dude you know your family 0.97

00:42:42.800 clothes like the fat one

00:42:52.800 is he what is he early life check is what he's saying what guys check his wiki is he i have no idea 0.97

00:43:02.320 i'm just gonna say yeah i'll go buy he owns a porn site is he a rabbi he owned a grip dude 0.92

00:43:08.800 he owned a grip of porn site yeah it was just him and that rabbi in like direct competition 0.99

00:43:14.080 they're like yo shut it down

00:43:16.880 i guess i'll run for president he saw the tunnels he was like he sold everything

00:43:20.240 that operation is bigger than i thought

00:43:21.600 i think he's well he's using some of that money to fund his campaign he's put a ton of money

00:43:26.640 what do you guys think was up with those tunnels though for real

00:43:30.240 everybody in here know what we're talking about the new york city tunnels that's that's another

00:43:34.880 question yo what is your political stance on jewish what is your stance on the tunnels

00:43:40.240 what are we going to do about these tunnels maybe i'll bring my stance is public property

00:43:43.920 shouldn't exist if you want to tunnel through public property wow okay well let's ask the

00:43:47.920 the presidential candidate uh toad what do you plan to do about the tunnels oh he's gonna call

00:43:52.240 for a holocaust be careful all right and remember we're you know this is being recorded today is 0.84

00:43:56.400 holocaust remembrance day oh is it really based are you serious

00:44:04.240 i remember that happening

00:44:08.160 listen if you're so texas moving six million people when you said that it was just oh yo

00:44:13.360 that's him and johnson that sounds a little high i was like incredible these people out of their

00:44:19.200 mind the the jewish tunnel thing i mean even even even if it is private property clint if there's

00:44:25.680 pedophilia behavior going on in that uh private what's your stance on moloch we saw the mattresses

00:44:31.680 you put two and two together man but i'm not gonna say that i'm not gonna

00:44:34.720 gonna say that i wouldn't be anti-holocaust in that situation 0.69

00:44:38.240 just what i thought your political career couldn't get any better just let me know

00:44:45.200 and i i only ask the question what you need

00:44:47.920 he's like i'm the vaccine to this party is what he's saying i will destroy it somebody

00:44:52.560 said ray charles died in the holocaust that's funny 1.00

00:44:57.120 we're just creating like a coming negatoad this is what's happening it's like the dark version of

00:45:02.160 toad is coming out or he's just speaking up do you think you're bipolar

00:45:05.520 the question was like you guys do know about the tunnels right even in georgia

00:45:21.440 how do we feel about it yeah we're against it isn't it just kind of weird like like that's like 0.97

00:45:28.800 how come they get their own place to fuck kids like what about the rest of the guys people that 0.98

00:45:33.920 had the georgia guide stones like they had their own stones that told you had to keep a population 0.99

00:45:38.400 under like five million or some shit like that that was here that was here that was in georgia 0.79

00:45:42.160 right what is wrong with you people guys why did it take you guys so long to tell which one of you 0.98

00:45:47.440 fucking blew that that monument that one right there that was that guy 0.99

00:45:54.000 i saw them but it wasn't me if you see you see some fucking tablets that say that we need to 0.99

00:45:58.160 reduce the earth's population to half a bill and you don't blow them up like are you really a 0.95

00:46:02.480 libertarian against the tunnels but not against the stones uh that's but maybe maybe he wanted

00:46:08.000 to leave the evidence there intact honestly after seeing that debate though i was like

00:46:13.600 man the guys who wrote that georgia guide stone kind of got a point you became a

00:46:19.040 after watching one lp debate they were at an lp debate and they were like get the stone get the 0.86

00:46:22.720 fucking hammer i got some rules we need to henry get the stones 0.99

00:46:30.560 there are way too many of these guys we got to get rid of them so so toad what are you doing then 0.99

00:46:34.320 are you filling them in with because we can't say whatever you just said that was atrocious

00:46:37.360 are you filling the tunnels in with like concrete you know do you have like an actual viable

00:46:41.280 they got rid of did they do that yeah are you gonna put up wooden doors no because they'd be able to get

00:46:46.480 out dude you're such a monster this is like dude you set him up that was a lay don't don't you just 0.88

00:46:53.760 gave him an underhanded yeah but you smashed it out of the park and go you're terrible but then i 1.00

00:46:57.360 disavowed so it's all good this is what i do i get you guys to say the fucked up 1.00

00:47:00.960 shit and then i laugh and then i go oh i totally disagree guys i would never do that as i run for 0.99

00:47:04.800 vice president that's not me well i think this is an interesting so let's continue this what are you 0.98

00:47:08.800 going to do if you get into the presidency about this epstein client list you know what i think is

00:47:12.160 interesting hold on he's gonna scrub his name from it right now hold on to that thought

00:47:19.200 hold on to that though what i think is really interesting is that the vice president who

00:47:22.160 probably will win it has like more way more clout than than any of the people that are running for

00:47:28.000 president like we didn't even know any of them our guy the vice president our guy he's got it's like 0.76

00:47:32.560 people are make indian guys are making fucking 3d sculpting for him it's wild like he's so much 0.99

00:47:38.720 better than you watch that first right get the shit off how does that dynamic work well 0.99

00:47:45.360 the president would have more shirts than he does dude i'd assassinate him right away just like 0.99

00:47:50.800 fucking uh who's the dude that took out jfk i'm pulling it on that's what this is all about lbj 0.98

00:47:55.280 this is operation lb wait lbj did you want a serious answer to that it was a james earl ray but lbj 0.98

00:48:02.800 probably was involved in it incredible james earl ray was was martin luther king too right that's true yeah

00:48:07.600 yeah actually no you're right yeah this guy this guy has no idea what he's talking about

00:48:10.880 he's so confident he's ready for president i'm sorry i get the two most lee harvey oswald as i

00:48:16.240 said before people that are get flustered that run for president do not fit the mold

00:48:21.600 i'm sorry i get my three named uh famous assassins uh mixed up did anybody else did any

00:48:29.200 they're both working for a three-letter agency so that's why did anybody else take as much offense

00:48:34.160 to when hornberger said we shouldn't be talking about conspiracies yeah i did

00:48:39.200 i was like i was like for real that's our whole 0.96

00:48:41.600 shit have you not been paying attention who who has woken up and turned and converted more 0.97

00:48:46.080 people to libertarianism that's not a libertarian other than alice joe be honest 0.99

00:48:49.440 what movie are you watching he's a libertarian

00:49:04.240 i'm being honest though like conspiracy theorists are the top funnel to libertarianism yeah that was 0.98

00:49:09.360 not really close he was running with some old narrative shit like to say that is is you're out 0.93

00:49:13.200 of touch yeah you know what i mean i don't know where you've been uh but you're not even a libertarian 0.97

00:49:16.720 and you're like that's the only reason i don't hate all libertarians like yeah because they're

00:49:21.200 actually noticing something like the original libertarian party was just people that were like

00:49:24.560 the moon didn't happen you agree with that too and they're like also we should just like

00:49:28.480 like private property and they're like the money didn't happen shut down the photo reserve

00:49:33.760 i'm in an argument with a guy and it's about owen bender i'm not gonna say the guy's name 0.98

00:49:37.760 but he dm'd me and he was like this guy's fucking retarded he loves the government and i was 0.99

00:49:42.960 like you hate the government he's like i fucking can't stand it right so then then i go he says he 0.99

00:49:48.080 says you know he thinks the earth is flat and i said it might be and he goes fucking it's not flat 0.98

00:49:52.720 nasa says this this and that and i was like all right libertarian guy and i go how do you feel 0.94

00:49:57.760 about aliens he's like bro they're homo sapiens from the future they're here to save us like cool

00:50:03.440 tell me about staunchly too tell me about schizophrenia and he was like it's hallucinations man just

00:50:08.400 people bugging out i was like this guy doesn't get it doesn't get it this guy's missing the mark

00:50:12.720 and can you give the audience your thesis on what schizophrenia is well it's not it's not our our 0.97

00:50:16.640 thesis it's just take credit bro all right yeah we'll we'll fucking it's literal demons obviously 0.96

00:50:23.600 no no for real seriously if you're hearing voices right now know that they're demons and you have 0.96

00:50:28.400 more power than you think one person in here that's hearing voices oh yeah no adam that's just the

00:50:34.000 drugs that you've been on it's not the voice the voice has told him to stand up also because this

00:50:38.800 might help my campaign you mentioned that you saw josh in the state this morning yeah josh where did he

00:50:43.120 go he left thank god he's gonna believe that he has demons hopefully he takes his demons with him

00:50:47.280 yeah he will well first off he has sleep after he's gonna first josh was very disruptive from from the 0.98

00:50:52.560 start he goes to the he beats us to the airbnb and he goes dude there's a fucking wolf outside this 0.99

00:50:58.800 airbnb and i don't know what to do and i'm like are you serious he's like yeah dude 0.79

00:51:02.880 he said how big he said up to my chest my chest josh is to my chest so he's talking about a 0.88

00:51:08.240 fucking five and a half foot tall dog we said we said go in the house he said it's between me and 0.99

00:51:12.960 the house it's looking at me right now we said shoot the dog he's like i don't want to do that 1.00

00:51:16.480 yeah i don't want to shoot a dog that's not that's not nice to shoot a dog whatever he gets in the 0.75

00:51:20.160 house he's very loud the entire time in the house like i screaming i love i filled with demons

00:51:25.760 filled with demons he's screaming loud then he goes to sleep no we're gonna skip the dog part yeah

00:51:33.120 he did see the dog and it was oh yeah the dog came back outside while we were filming it was the size of

00:51:37.680 toad the dog doesn't even get past my knee practically yeah and it's it's it's it's gorgeous

00:51:42.240 it's super nice i i went out he went outside it's very sad and it rolled over onto its belly 0.96

00:51:46.960 and like it's the sweetest fucking dog in the world the dog had a dog tag the dog's name is maya 0.98

00:51:53.680 rest in peace maya it belonged to our airbnb owner some fucking consuelo lady who just abandoned it 1.00

00:51:59.360 yeah that was kind of wrong we felt really bad but then after the dog comes and josh ends up going to 0.94

00:52:05.200 sleep in the middle of the night i think everybody in the house heard this it didn't sound like a man

00:52:10.400 snoring it sounded like it like a demon spawn from hell i tried to go to the bathroom and all i heard 0.92

00:52:15.920 it was like oh and i'm like what the fuck it was so loud recording i didn't know what i was gonna 0.93

00:52:23.360 see in the room that i was at like my wife was like you hear that and i'm like yeah but i can't 0.94

00:52:28.240 tell i was like i think it's coming from above us and she's like we're on the top floor

00:52:32.400 i don't know what's going on it's like maybe below us she's like i don't know what is that 0.79

00:52:35.600 shit like like everybody everybody individually creeped down we're like oh my god he's dying yeah 0.96

00:52:40.800 like john smith is probably gonna die that's why i vote for toad toad's gonna die but from like 0.99

00:52:45.200 self-inflicted josh josh has nine kids he's running for president traveling to all 50 states

00:52:50.400 and he's gonna die you gotta get your priorities right you know legitimately legitimately he has 0.53

00:52:55.120 what eight kids i don't know because i think he's at least no he said seven on the thing but they said

00:53:00.880 nine at the house i think yeah i don't think he knows he said some of them are grandchildren i don't 0.99

00:53:06.160 know the number he said he keeps adopting more he sounds like a fucking liar i think he forgot how 0.99

00:53:11.280 many kids he has you ever seen any of his kids actually yeah he's a virgin 0.99

00:53:18.560 he actually did say his kids at disney that time before the tom woods thing i got there yeah he did

00:53:23.280 say he was like if you guys ever hear that again can you please wake me up and put me on my side 0.91

00:53:28.000 because i could die and i'm like i don't want to fucking touch you that was terrifying you tell us 0.98

00:53:32.960 that before yeah probably let us know the night before like you know maybe during the dog thing would 0.99

00:53:37.680 have been nice it was crazy but you said he had like some look in his eyes yeah so there you ever

00:53:43.040 if you know anybody who has like real alcohol issues and then whatever shout out josh um sometimes

00:53:51.200 they get a look in their eye that like you're not even looking at the same person anymore eddie bravo

00:53:55.600 eddie bravo gets like that yeah so you're looking at him you're like this is not the same guy i was

00:53:59.200 making eye contact some native gene early in the day so we were doing a podcast together thought i got

00:54:03.200 to know that guy i was like all right in the morning cole and i are talking right next to josh's

00:54:07.920 head because he's right next to josh's dead body right next to his dead body he stopped making noise

00:54:11.920 we were relieved but also concerned but mostly really false now and so we're we're making enough

00:54:16.560 noise that his eyes pop open and like the dude that i was talking to on the podcast was like endearing

00:54:21.920 and excited right the guy that opened his eyes on the sofa like right after making the demon sounds was

00:54:26.960 like and just stared at me like but he didn't make any noise and we just went because he hadn't had

00:54:34.880 a cigarette in six hours dude we made we made eye contact he stared at me like he was gonna his gun

00:54:40.320 was there i was like he's gonna kill me this guy's gonna kill me and so we have your gun you always 0.86

00:54:44.160 have your gun i always had mine so i was and i was imagine imagine that's how that played out i was

00:54:48.880 like libertarian party i do dies how many of the candidates up here were carrying weapons like while

00:54:55.440 they're up here oh yeah was there any of them carrying weapons because that should be another

00:54:59.600 like uh who that's it wow and josh actually no was josh caring uh yeah yeah but mike was uh carrying

00:55:08.160 his uh service pistol oh fed that is true that's actually really good fed fed so just josh that should

00:55:17.200 be another like hey like that should be a question that you're asking me like how many of y'all are

00:55:20.240 carrying and they can either say like yeah i'm not gonna tell you i like that line of questioning

00:55:23.760 were you vaccinated do you have a gun on you that's it look i'm gonna be honest i like mike

00:55:30.480 termot a lot and i think that his delivery is pretty decent but like a cop a cop can we do that

00:55:37.440 is he actually a cop he's like a diversity hire for the libertarian party right

00:55:44.080 we need to get some more representation into the party

00:55:46.880 we need some new blood they're like mike mike heist mike heist is like we need more representation

00:55:51.360 into the party that's why it's no there's no donation like how about black people sir he's 0.99

00:55:55.440 like no no no cops run a cop for president yes that's a great idea sir what the fuck is wrong with 0.99

00:56:02.800 you guys come on man this was a bizarre experience and all that though i have to say i've never been 0.98

00:56:07.120 anything like this and it was jarring what'd you think i didn't like any of it actually

00:56:13.040 oh god like i said i came in late and i wanted to leave early and i i couldn't i couldn't i left to

00:56:18.800 go get a chicken sandwich and then i came back and i sat in that room i didn't ask you what

00:56:22.320 i hope you feel about our show i said the debate what did you think about that i thought you meant

00:56:25.760 the whole thing awful oh the whole thing all right yeah no i was i know i turned around the top

00:56:31.280 like probably 10 minutes after i got in this is like oh it's only here for about 30. i turned

00:56:36.400 around i said do you want to leave and like just like go out there and just chill before i was like

00:56:41.040 because i can't watch these guys talk to each other maybe this is harsh but it felt like you know how

00:56:45.680 children play house it felt like adults playing politician and i was like what the that's going

00:56:49.760 on right that's a great way that's a great analogy that's exactly how it felt yeah but then your kids

00:56:53.280 starts acting up yeah you gotta take your shoes off you were the kid that was just like slinging

00:56:59.760 like his he has his shoes in the back he's just slinging it everywhere and like he's like hitting

00:57:03.760 the other kids and like everybody else is like that you're not playing right you're not playing

00:57:07.440 the game right come on mr toad mr toad how dare you play our game put the suit on toad that man was a

00:57:16.880 master at questions too it was incredible it'd be like everybody tried to give a semi-genuine answer and 0.52

00:57:21.760 then homeboy on the end was just like a whole tirade about some other shit and it was like 0.80

00:57:25.360 it's a master class in like uh what's that deflection this was uh tremont you mean uh or 0.95

00:57:30.320 hornberger i mean like real talk though like being a libertarian and doing a debate in front

00:57:34.560 of a libertarian audience and having everyone just shake their head like that's wild was it

00:57:40.720 you did you throw your hat in the air when i that was the perfect reaction they were doing after i

00:57:46.320 i'm talking about hornberger not you yeah when he said something about like i don't know what's 0.59

00:57:49.440 going on with that's the only time yellow hat was like fucking at it he like he threw his hat in 0.94

00:57:53.040 the air and i was like absolutely like libertarians like they can't agree on anything like one of the 0.99

00:57:58.000 candidates says something they're all like oh fuck that guy everyone's like get this 1.00

00:58:03.920 motherfucker off from the from the blue haired over there to like the 1.00

00:58:07.280 fucking dude that for some reason has a nazi flag over here it's like this guy was like the great 1.00

00:58:11.680 unifier shout out to that guy we'll talk to you later top lobster.com 0.99

00:58:18.400 we can work on something yeah but uh honestly like i said from my perspective never having been

00:58:22.960 to anything like this it was you're not coming back it was disheartening no i'm coming back

00:58:27.360 in in the way that it was a show it was incredible and i'd love to see it again because

00:58:30.960 it's like being close to a car accident i want you to because you told you told me when i was telling

00:58:35.360 like when i was telling me i thought it was cringy and i didn't like i couldn't watch it you said

00:58:39.200 this is high level comedy because when you said that was doing yeah i don't know he's doing it

00:58:45.520 i want to hear because you were like i got to explain it to you because you're not giving it

00:58:48.240 to me that's what you said and i want you to explain this to the audience it was like it's

00:58:52.880 it's high level comedy but it's also in a way where like they're so predictable that you've had had

00:58:57.200 you've had time to think about this but you did the exact you you put up a funny mirror to all of

00:59:02.640 them and played the exact opposite role on that every second of the debate and they didn't know what

00:59:08.400 to do with you which is like honestly it should be it's kind of stunning for people running for

00:59:12.880 president because you're going to run into issues that you might have to think on the fly and i was

00:59:16.560 looking up there i was like not many of them are thinking on the fly toad was actually a great

00:59:20.240 position because like if they take his his shots fired seriously it almost decreases like hard to deal

00:59:26.720 with down so they they almost have to play nice but then it's like this dude that has no shoes on 0.93

00:59:32.000 who weighs 400 pounds who's never had sex and you're like i have to destroy this man 0.99

00:59:36.960 everything in me says kill him it's the ultimate catch 22. it is because you're the human catch 22. 0.98

00:59:45.680 that's he's like a secret weapon he really is all right uh do i do have a question for you guys

00:59:49.360 though i i had requested that i participate in the debate because i'm running for vp and i was i was

00:59:54.400 declined did was it adequate having me as moderator or would you have rather me been on the the panel

01:00:00.240 yeah he's like we don't want you as president

01:00:07.360 probably not for the reason that you think though because you would have out shined our star yeah but

01:00:12.080 that's a good one and that wouldn't have been good you saw that you were the front seat you saw that

01:00:15.680 and you're like i want to be up there right like that's that's what your thought that's a more

01:00:19.280 important question because as the moderator i had like all all my anger i had to funnel into a calm

01:00:25.360 question and that was challenging i just i would rather have been up there to just be like wrong

01:00:30.240 dumb this is why yeah but you wanted to be part of the circus no not really i mean because you were 0.95

01:00:34.960 the orchestrator of the circus you were the fucking barnum i think you wanted to use opportunities to 0.99

01:00:38.800 be like he's like look at these that could be the king of these people that's what it is dude that's 0.98

01:00:43.520 actually i may have like a uh like a dissenting voice on this but and i was talking to adam about

01:00:48.080 this earlier spelled descent d-i-s-s-e-n-t yeah you might ask uh you really i think that chase

01:00:55.120 oliver actually is pretty charismatic when he's like when he's actually talking i knew you were gay

01:00:58.960 dude yeah i didn't like he's charismatic charismatic kind of cute that's the wrong 0.90

01:01:03.280 shit but at least he says it better than like rechtenwald did like he just says like he actually 0.83

01:01:07.600 is like a charismatic right but is that like a positive quality he's got a high level politician 0.99

01:01:13.200 rhetoric no no it's a politician yeah it's a politician he's got a high level mouth

01:01:17.680 work if you know what i'm saying you know what i'm saying dude i was just waiting for chase to

01:01:22.000 interrupt somebody during that debate so i could be like wow usually you let the other guy finish

01:01:25.360 first oh whoa toad with a banger that would have brought down the house that's mean that's the 0.97

01:01:36.000 that honestly oh my god standing ovation this guy would have threw his hat in the air 100 that

01:01:45.040 would have been oh my god i wish you would have stayed i wish you would have stayed to hear you

01:01:49.200 say that i think the whole thing you think you could take him you think you can take him like 0.99

01:01:52.560 in a fight oh he'd fuck if you're allowed to bite no yeah no holds barred it's a close call 0.99

01:01:59.920 i think guys what do we think i think he fucks him up i think i think chase would 1.00

01:02:03.920 he'd fuck you in more ways yeah i think he's taller than me yeah no the guy out there is that's the 0.99

01:02:09.440 guy from um is this guy showing up with smoked meats i think he's got what's going on dude 1.00

01:02:15.680 yeah these are my he's like these are for for me though this is this is barbecue smoked by buddy

01:02:22.400 himself incredible he's like people are leaving bring out the food yo guys listen i think we're like

01:02:28.160 do we have any any final thoughts closing thoughts for me really is that i look at these you spoke for

01:02:32.880 two and a half hours totally i look at these well you just wanted to know like like what happened up

01:02:37.520 there like what mindset was i in i'm looking at these guys that are surrounding me except for josh 0.78

01:02:42.400 fine and i'm like these guys are just autistic losers i'm like look at this 0.96

01:02:49.280 like what's going on if anybody knows autistic losers it's me it's like i'm the best autistic 0.98

01:02:53.600 no i'm like who are these people so i'm like this is like these guys are running for president 0.92

01:02:57.600 whatever it doesn't seem like i'm like this is just a panel with a bunch of dudes on it who

01:03:01.440 suck and are wrong about everything so i think you're the best that's what i'm gonna do you're 0.98

01:03:04.960 the best autistic loser of the bunch that's what i really do think that's the nicest thing 1.00

01:03:11.600 mr toad mr toad someone has to be the most autistic fish in the most 0.97

01:03:15.200 this is a specific question let me tell you something mr toad

01:03:20.720 and that's gonna be you it's toad king of the tards guys that's it thank you 0.93

01:03:29.200 we're gonna wrap it here and then we'll see you maybe wednesday thank you for having us out this

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Tower Gang - February 02, 2024

Bone-Us - Live at LP Georgia

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