Tower Gang - Ep 162 - 500 Hours of Bukkake

00:00:00.000 who's the gayest member of power gang

00:00:04.660 just pound the motherfucker and i'm so drunk

00:00:13.800 i'm a trisexual

00:00:18.860 really blow some steam off if you let me give you head

00:00:27.940 i don't like ben affleck

00:00:57.940 this is this is real shit i would even if we could never make

00:01:09.900 any sort of significant audience that makes us money or nothing

00:01:14.560 as long as toad lost his virginity yeah that'd be all worth it

00:01:18.480 i think you're much more likely to make money

00:01:21.560 those cards are not in your future

00:01:27.120 fucking bitch

00:01:29.120 and wave them like you just don't care and if they like fish and grits and all that pimp shit

00:01:37.000 everybody let me hear you say oh yeah

00:01:39.120 now hold your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care

00:01:43.900 and if they like fishing grits and all that pimp shit

00:01:46.900 everybody let me hear you say oh yeah

00:01:49.120 it's power gang wednesday motherfuckers

00:02:05.460 what's up retards

00:02:09.380 i'm trying to start a cult here baby

00:02:11.660 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad mussie

00:02:17.660 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know

00:02:20.660 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny

00:02:23.660 woe is me i'm retarded

00:02:25.660 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like

00:02:29.660 whoa

00:02:30.660 the three of you had a threesome of some kind

00:02:33.660 i was watching it and jerking off

00:02:36.660 you fucking asshole

00:02:39.460 i was a liar

00:02:41.420 he was a 10 in real life

00:02:43.200 he's like a dead 8

00:02:44.660 louis you're like a brother to me

00:02:48.180 donald trump come on tower gang

00:02:49.920 tower gang is the most offensive podcast

00:02:52.800 fat dave fuck you man

00:02:54.740 it's not what this show is about

00:03:01.660 this shit is retarded

00:03:02.900 shut the music off

00:03:07.640 i like this

00:03:09.120 this shit slaps

00:03:09.740 keep that going

00:03:10.380 fuck it

00:03:11.840 all right this is kurt

00:03:13.260 uh the joseph mccarthy of the libertarian party

00:03:15.740 russell

00:03:16.540 also the host of liberty lockdown

00:03:17.900 we got top lobster

00:03:19.440 the host of toplobster.com

00:03:21.240 where you can pick up all your finest wares

00:03:22.680 including our dingers merch

00:03:24.520 and uh we got a fleek of the week that you're gonna love

00:03:26.680 but we'll check that out in a second

00:03:27.700 we got cole the host of

00:03:30.140 two and a half

00:03:31.880 bench presses

00:03:32.920 he's still not doing anything cole

00:03:34.720 no dude

00:03:35.880 just fucking

00:03:36.720 after all that's going on

00:03:38.580 he can't even do this show dude

00:03:40.040 don't make him do more

00:03:40.860 it's not possible

00:03:41.920 by the way i just streamed for fucking

00:03:43.600 five and a half hours straight

00:03:44.900 i'm so tired

00:03:45.500 uh we got jose gallison

00:03:47.680 the host of ho way

00:03:48.660 no ho way

00:03:49.700 ho way

00:03:51.440 props to laney for finding the only parts of that stream you could actually hear properly

00:03:58.100 so

00:03:58.380 god yeah

00:03:58.920 we gotta go over top fucked us

00:04:01.320 he came back

00:04:01.920 also hold on hold on

00:04:03.440 it's wild the views

00:04:04.100 before you go on some sort of tangent

00:04:06.300 let me fucking get the man of the hour

00:04:07.840 the alpha chad toad himself

00:04:09.700 the man who lit the goddamn debate stage on fire

00:04:12.840 the man who i did not expect anything impressive from

00:04:16.920 and he just went in there dropping fucking nukes

00:04:19.220 i am so proud of this man

00:04:20.500 this is tower gang toad

00:04:22.380 you should expect it from me by now

00:04:24.380 mr

00:04:25.040 mr kurt russell i loved you in uh in what was it a big dick and little vagina

00:04:30.320 why do you think

00:04:31.760 all right

00:04:32.200 do you honestly think that do you really believe that because i now i have a hard time drawing the line of where toad begins and where he ends

00:04:39.260 you think that we should be respecting you more from the way the show goes

00:04:42.700 hold on i respect him more now because that haircut you just got it literally looks like one of those like uh like fucking mexican fuck boys

00:04:51.300 like because you did you put oil in it

00:04:53.460 did you like do like the weird like

00:04:56.040 i don't know like

00:04:57.260 like it looks like your name should be ernesto

00:04:59.060 or like uh

00:05:00.260 puerto ricans are naturally greasy so

00:05:02.120 yeah honestly until until yesterday i still thought that he was italian now i know he's puerto rican

00:05:08.020 yeah dude look at the hair

00:05:09.420 it is it almost looks middle parted

00:05:12.380 like you just like

00:05:13.340 how much of your wife's hair gel did you put in your hair

00:05:17.160 it's parted it's perfectly

00:05:18.660 what's weirder what's weirder for you

00:05:20.480 this part here or is it this part

00:05:22.420 it's the combo

00:05:23.780 oh what do you mean

00:05:24.200 did you have a beard before

00:05:25.580 because i feel like

00:05:26.320 did i have a beard before this guy okay

00:05:28.260 this is

00:05:29.100 he's not even looking at you

00:05:31.700 no you went with the luis j gomez like you're you're like luis j gomez if he had hair

00:05:37.060 yeah this is a beautiful look at this

00:05:39.260 he wishes he had this hair

00:05:40.540 but i don't know i just feel like fucking giving you guys something different to look at

00:05:44.160 i don't know if it's gonna work out

00:05:45.580 it might be weird

00:05:46.640 it's very weird

00:05:48.020 it's different all right i just i'm gonna have to pat you down for knives next time we hang out

00:05:51.760 what's weird is that i've been talking to you guys for a long time and i've had hair like this

00:05:56.040 no you've never you've never you've never slicked it no you've never put gel in your hair before like that

00:06:00.800 you literally look like it's not gel it's not gel this is how my hair goes that's bullshit

00:06:04.940 no it is shiny

00:06:06.060 it's literally once puerto rican hair gets below a certain length it just becomes naturally greasy

00:06:10.860 dude it's not greasy either it's it's just that's how my hair is

00:06:14.620 it just fucking glimmers

00:06:16.260 you didn't notice like like yo let's see okay so you guys glimmer pillow

00:06:20.260 you literally look like you need to go to a construction site in a polo shirt and fucking start working

00:06:26.020 top looks like he's gonna have a couple of eight balls like drop out of his butthole right now

00:06:30.540 you do that is that where we're at right now i see it's weird i feel like i'm like now i'm

00:06:36.360 switching places with toad and i don't like it well this is what you did to me for the past month

00:06:40.860 you guys had to fucking beat me to death so this is your turn at the whipping place

00:06:44.280 just like i went in and i totally disrupted the lp top with his new look is totally disrupting tower

00:06:50.820 gang does he weirdly look more jewish i feel like in a weird way he actually does look more jewish

00:06:55.740 but he somehow the hair accentuated his nose it's because he clipped the tip it looks like he just

00:07:02.220 needs some long long yes if he oh if he had the curls he would yeah like the sideburn curls yeah

00:07:07.100 hey this would be great top grow some of the girls grow them out yeah no no seriously grow them out

00:07:11.900 go back to new york see if you can get into the tunnels like you know what do do better than

00:07:16.240 lucrate or whatever dom lucre did whatever top lobster merch i'm gonna be selling headphones and

00:07:21.740 instead of like cat ears it's gonna have jew curls that come down at the bottom that's amazing

00:07:25.160 every time you put it on you're orthodox i'm telling you you can get to some special clubs

00:07:30.600 with that undercover if we if we all wore that i think we probably wouldn't get banned from youtube

00:07:36.120 yeah actually yeah that's not a bad idea jose you're gonna have to get over your headphones yeah

00:07:39.880 basically everything we say in here is in the talmud basically

00:07:47.720 honestly you probably most of the stuff that the they do is probably in the talmud

00:07:51.960 uh or that we say is in there speaking of my jew tunnel episode drops tomorrow

00:07:56.520 super anti-semitic it's like a month late dude the tunnels happened last month he used to go sage

00:08:01.800 mode before he does anything and it takes a minimum of a month who'd you bring on to cover it uh me i

00:08:06.760 just like completely just went full anti-semitic sage mode also i had like a bajillion tabs up like

00:08:12.600 let me show you this this mother that's why he missed this weekend he was like you know what georgia he

00:08:18.200 had to do what i had to prepare in between milking cats i was reading anti-semitic content

00:08:23.320 there's no he was actually in the tunnels i'm pretty sure that's not at all abnormal to your

00:08:27.640 normal day-to-day no not really yeah top has anybody else or anybody uh clint or toad has anybody

00:08:32.760 else been like hey is is david replacing jose and i go yeah it's like a seamless transition really

00:08:39.000 it really is oh you motherfucker i know he does not give me the yeah right now

00:08:47.320 tyler explain yourself

00:08:51.240 how about some gelled hair what do you do what do you think you're doing back there tyler tyler

00:08:56.920 the question shut up

00:08:59.800 the question was

00:09:01.800 bullshit how dare you tyler also a seamless transition from toad to tyler just saying

00:09:06.520 that is really it is we're just really good at transitioning this show is so funny and uh

00:09:12.840 shout out to laney for the incredible edit and also shout out to laney who i had multiple people

00:09:18.040 in georgia came up to me like again and again saying how they want to fuck you yeah what yeah yeah

00:09:24.680 speaking of transitions

00:09:27.880 also thank you for laney for immediately like getting this uh youtube taken down because you

00:09:32.920 have a straight up dude's dick painting a picture it's covered it's artistic dude you can't see it

00:09:39.480 no it was like a whole cast on it he literally just made it better he made it more white i wanted to

00:09:44.680 say though that uh so yeah a lot of guys did say they wanted to fuck laney a lot of dudes came up to

00:09:49.640 me and said that and i think that that's a very good reflection on what is the libertarian party today

00:09:54.520 and possibly what it always has been gay fair he's a cute dude he's a really cute dude let's be real

00:10:00.360 dude he is a very beautiful man yeah if i was gonna fuck a dude that's top of the list

00:10:06.360 it's up there that's true i would fuck toad though he's near the top all right can we are we gonna

00:10:12.840 are we gonna recap georgia are we gonna talk about the debate at all yes all right because i i've

00:10:16.120 already been superfluous in my phrase to the toadski uh what are the other gentlemen here think

00:10:22.680 i've been in the pre-chat i've been sucking his dick the whole time it's kind of it's it's going

00:10:28.200 live like right now right it's weird it's already live i think like an hour and a half ago i saw a

00:10:32.600 few clips i was pretty impressed i mean i also heard you guys commentary so i was excited i'm

00:10:36.760 i'm gonna check it out tomorrow but i'm looking forward to it i got in like i said i got in like

00:10:41.160 30 minutes before it ended i was like i i went out and i was like i'm not watching too because it was

00:10:45.880 what two hours two and a half hours probably more no because they went over can you tyler can you pull

00:10:51.320 up the 12 minute mark 12 minute 30 second mark because i did watch some of this i caught the beginning and i

00:10:55.800 caught the end and i want to watch i want to watch it with you guys and jose you haven't seen it cole

00:11:01.880 you didn't see the the beginning um just play like like just the first 45 seconds of that uh like i

00:11:08.920 said do a whole episode of just breaking just break it down that's what everybody wants it was three

00:11:14.040 hours it was three hours right like it was yeah yeah three hours of retarded blue dude and i was like

00:11:20.520 i'm not and i was originally it was like supposed to be two and a half and i was like i'll get there 30

00:11:24.200 minutes before it ends because i'm not watching two hours of a libertarian debate because in my mind

00:11:29.480 i was going toad is just going to go autistic and the rest of these guys are just going to be like

00:11:34.840 toad but look better kind of like i sucked you in man but yeah well it was it was i was presently

00:11:44.760 surprised whenever like toad was literally just being like no you're like kind of trumping it but like

00:11:52.440 also i was also very uh i was getting the secondhand embarrassment very much so uh it's a problem

00:11:59.800 i have but i think that that's an iq problem everybody besides me what i think it's a i think

00:12:05.640 it's an iq problem with cole because when i was i was sitting right next to cole and i was looking

00:12:09.960 at him he's like we should probably get out of here this is embarrassing and i was like i couldn't

00:12:14.120 be more proud to be here no right now and just be loosely associated with toad on the stage i i put

00:12:21.560 my jersey on early i was gonna put it on before we came on the stage but as he's making his final

00:12:26.760 statements you were like slung it on and i was like i'm with that guy we made this shirt we made

00:12:33.640 this jose your shirt we made this together toad okay i was proud of you man it was crazy and and

00:12:42.280 cole sat next to me and saw a completely different story i wonder what the people are gonna see

00:12:48.200 because i can't i just couldn't watch like it's something weird like one i don't like debates

00:12:53.240 first of all two it's like i just cringe whenever you don't like anything longer than 10 seconds

00:12:58.520 including sex i'm assuming this was like cringy humor watching it and no but you're also this

00:13:05.640 additional you're associated with it that's what i'm getting yes it's that i'm associated with it no

00:13:09.960 no no he brought up coctober dude like you can't say no wait wait in the live debate he brought up

00:13:17.080 coctober no way hold on hold on oh my god here's his introduction his introductory remarks remarks go

00:13:23.720 ahead uh play this the website here campaign go ahead oh this is closing yeah we said 12 36 you dumb

00:13:34.440 slut yeah 12 12 that was that was where he brings up his uh the that's that's the end one i want to

00:13:40.120 watch that one after but at 12 32. that was when uh the trump said six but two works as well i look

00:13:45.640 sexy as by the way jesus all right well that's josh yeah you know what lp stands for right don't we

00:13:54.120 loser party that is what the lp is it's a part of the party just constantly loses all the time

00:14:03.240 i'm so i would not try to convince you to vote for me if i was running for the lp that's not a

00:14:07.400 direction that i would take at all the backwards half completes it though guys are gonna you know

00:14:11.560 just spew some d ass about well both these parties suck yeah everybody knows both these other

00:14:16.200 parties suck for the most part i don't even need to put a political spin on it all what i would do

00:14:21.960 is and this is something that i do do i actually go to bars and there's talking randos i just and

00:14:26.680 this is no he doesn't he just lied it's the first political lie really just kind of spread a message

00:14:33.960 it's literally a recovering alcoholic

00:14:41.800 hold on pause it real quick pause it because it'd be really funny if toad actually does go to bars

00:14:45.960 he just goes like please just a tonic water uh how are y'all doing just like just talking to

00:14:51.000 everybody have you guys heard about okc yet just drinking like a doctor pepper

00:14:59.720 yo by the way by the way in our airbnb we crack these bottles open and toad picks up the glass and

00:15:05.880 he just goes and then he sits down and he picks it right back up and he goes oh yeah

00:15:10.840 the whiskey baby it's like this dick is an addict for real you know he did uh he did take a sip of

00:15:17.160 the strawberry wine he did like a very small sip of it because elizabeth made him do it but uh

00:15:25.000 there was no alcohol in that do you think he would have been better if owen was in his ear no

00:15:30.120 no it was crazy it could have been funnier but it wouldn't have been so awesome yeah the reason it

00:15:35.960 was awesome is because this was toad it was like really toad like like i said this is what went

00:15:41.720 through toad's head at when he sat on the stage it's amazing oh they put kurt russell as well that's

00:15:58.840 amazing mccarthy they just leaned into it i love it russell mccarthy jesus i love it how he brought

00:16:06.120 up that you did you did you have the i didn't even check and see did you have the jersey on when

00:16:10.120 you were doing the moderating or no no no no no dumb slut that would be even better if you had

00:16:16.120 matching jerseys during the hornberger bitch later that like clearly these guys were sort of working

00:16:20.920 together like they were working in tandem conspiracy now how do you have the jerseys even better like on the

00:16:26.680 nose he actually said the toad and kurt russell were working together this guy he calls himself

00:16:33.000 the toad clearly mr the moderator yo during the debate he would refer to him as mr toad over and

00:16:40.120 i would say mr toad dude there's one part in the debate that killed me when uh and i hope it came

00:16:45.800 out good in the audio he looks and he goes excuse me mr toad and he's like pointing in an accusatory

00:16:53.560 fashion at him and i'm like this is incredible this guy three oh my god that's our new sound

00:16:58.680 bite when he fucks like when he does a shitty joke there you go excuse me mr toad one dude jose once

00:17:04.600 he said that i looked at the guy with the camera and i said you're gonna clip that for me right

00:17:08.600 and he's like yeah like that's a drop it was so crazy but yo how serious were we taking hornberger in

00:17:15.880 in 2020. do you remember this seriously i mean do you know that jacob hornberger this is full circle

00:17:21.400 for me he was the first person that i ever drew for josh's show that's kind of how i got started

00:17:26.520 doing this i drew him with a hamburger not knowing how unserious of a person he is i get it

00:17:33.320 it was you get it toad you get hornberger and hamburger you got it okay i screwed up i screwed up

00:17:39.560 terribly i took the mises caucus uh you know support as just like well i'm sure he's the best

00:17:45.960 and you know the crazy part he might have been

00:17:51.400 dude based on that debate i think he might be worse than joe jorgensen it's crazy god it now it

00:17:57.800 makes me think like what if dave did run for president then dave's up on that stage with toad

00:18:03.000 and then none of that happens none of it happened that would have been good that one he would have

00:18:07.400 vibed with it dave would have rolled with that he would have had fun with it because he he was just

00:18:11.160 like played off that this is why i wanted dave to do it so badly is because any setting if it goes

00:18:15.560 humorous he's gonna crush if it goes vicious he's gonna crush conspiracy theory he's gonna crush

00:18:20.360 would have been awesome but i it's like honestly though my my expectation for toad and i've said this

00:18:25.160 many times and i kept saying it like week after week as the lead up and i think everyone laughed and

00:18:29.720 thought i was kidding i honestly thought that toad was gonna either have a seizure on stage or just

00:18:35.560 like throw up or shit his pants like i thought i honestly thought that the pressure would crack

00:18:40.360 him it did the exact opposite this man became a diamond on that stage and he shined like one too

00:18:47.160 go to the end of it and and i want to just show what clint is talking about here um are you there

00:18:52.600 tyler at that end part i see tyler panicking i'm like sort of a chameleon uh like amphibious creature

00:18:59.720 type of thing where i can adapt to all these different scenarios millions aren't amphibious yeah you're

00:19:04.040 legitimately like one of the coolest people i know now just because of this debate yeah here

00:19:09.640 total loser do they have the trump part in here uh maybe yeah probably at the end there god but

00:19:16.200 whatever play this play play this tyler i'd like to hear about the website for your campaign go ahead

00:19:23.000 uh you'll have to a time travel through that one into the future uh look man i'm i'm just real

00:19:29.000 toad with the fucking banger we got the time travel into the future

00:19:32.440 more efficient campaign that government has ever seen i've done zero fundraising and i continue to uh

00:19:39.960 i plan on continuing having that uh be the case

00:19:44.120 i mean how would you rather be would you rather do that and like not expend all this uh effort and

00:19:48.120 actually like spend more time like being able to live your life and doing other things or would you

00:19:51.720 like to be like libertarian lifers like some of the these guys up here putting in like all this time

00:19:57.240 effort tons of money like hundreds of thousands of dollars like bars or or being uh like just a

00:20:02.360 perennial loser like jacobs losing every single time or every single cycle like joe jorgensen or

00:20:11.400 whoever the nominee is going to be just to get one two percent in the general and then everybody's

00:20:15.720 going to forget about you no who cares about that so chase makes fun of me for uh just no one as being

00:20:21.160 a podcaster but look i think we can reach people that way we can reach people by making them laugh

00:20:25.800 that's what i'm trying to tell look how uncomfortable josh is he's like uh-huh yeah

00:20:31.080 josh and buttoned his suit back like five times he was like this because he made them all look bad

00:20:38.600 do you see what he just did there it was incredible toad went there and did a triple backflip

00:20:44.680 landed it like this and cole was embarrassed i'm like no no that one was good no no no that one was

00:20:51.320 fine i just it was the it was the like him going like my website's towergang.com and i was like you

00:20:57.960 can't do yes you don't see the irony in it it's thinking on his feet like they were like so like

00:21:05.160 toad what's your website and he was like actually it's towergang.towergangpod.com and it just like

00:21:11.080 gave them complete then plugged october and and they were baffled there was a comedian that walked

00:21:17.160 up this trump dude and he was like gonna he was there to if there are if there's a video of that

00:21:21.640 there would be perfect to play because there's got to be that was that was the cringiest part

00:21:31.160 that was the debate oh no like just riding into the debate out of all the cringy thing the cringiest

00:21:37.640 thing of the whole weekend was there was a trump impersonator that would he just came up and he

00:21:42.760 would be like he was dressed sort of like trump i guess with a wig on jackman brother but with liver

00:21:48.600 failure yeah yeah he walked in the room i was like oh is that eric jackman for real and then he got

00:21:53.400 close i was like this guy looks bad dude it's like actually because aren't the jackman's pretty tall

00:21:58.760 aren't the jackman's tall i might i've never met him no yeah yeah they're over six feet yeah this well

00:22:03.720 this guy was probably like five nine maybe and but he was the same size of the jackman's so like he was a

00:22:10.120 big dude skin his lips were like jaundiced i'm not even kidding i thought he was dying it looked

00:22:14.680 really bad and he had like today elijah schaefer said that uh your lips is the same connected to

00:22:21.080 the same organ as your butthole and then i thought about like the similarities between and i'm just like

00:22:26.120 i never thought about it that way but yeah like what if they were just that's true we've talked about

00:22:30.920 one five it's one singular hole yeah kissing your wife like same pipe same pipe baby it's all the

00:22:40.600 same very the same you may now kiss the bride and then you just the trump impersonator it's tough

00:22:47.720 to look worse than oh god dude i'm telling you it was so bad

00:23:01.720 that wasn't actually too bad for like it's a gigantic joke true i'm glad to see that you guys got frog

00:23:12.920 as your front runner it's been a very entertaining debate you've all done a great job thank you thank

00:23:22.520 you it's uh it's a little worn out it started about 40 years ago but i like the name i like where

00:23:30.840 oh they didn't have they didn't have my question was at the end ah damn it they didn't have oh they

00:23:36.840 cut it toad asked a question at like at the end he he talks to him that's why i thought we were

00:23:40.840 watching we need to say that you guys have uh a member of metallica here

00:23:48.920 so yeah i just want to know how you're going to take shots at me

00:23:53.320 god it looks so terrible it was so embarrassing

00:24:00.840 how does toad even do his arm like that that seems impossible

00:24:14.840 here we go here we go

00:24:28.840 donald trump if you are uh running for president you're running for president i would challenge

00:24:32.760 you i would challenge you uh to give us a little uh october surprise and submit a picture of your pms

00:24:38.840 too towering for uh october competition

00:24:42.840 is this an actual thing

00:24:48.840 he said he said is that an actual thing like he broke toad toad did this the entire debate that's

00:25:04.280 why cole you were embarrassed but i was like this was masterful he was just like ripping people's

00:25:08.920 masks off and then the guy with the biggest mask came on and toad just said i don't know if you'll

00:25:14.840 notice but in behind trump's head from the the stage angle you could actually see the winner of

00:25:20.200 cocktober sitting in the audience yeah you could you could see david's like a street musician this

00:25:25.560 is just also surreal to me like watching it back just feels like it like it's making it real because

00:25:31.400 i felt like i was living in a dream and now i'm like oh no this should actually happen dude this is

00:25:35.000 crazy we need to get a gofundme going to send him to like all the conventions that'd be

00:25:38.920 phenomenal dude no he's already probably gonna appear on the news you got some from what some

00:25:43.160 fox news right toad that's something in north carolina i don't know why they want whatever

00:25:48.440 fox affiliate like a minor local one i want to say i want to say what they called you because it was

00:25:53.400 really funny but it'll also dock to you so i'm not gonna do it i mean they're gonna dox him anyways

00:26:01.160 toad you realize that like by doing what you did i'm pretty sure like your life is going to be uh

00:26:06.920 ruined or at least different there's no and it's not going to come from tower gang it's going to

00:26:12.520 come from from this political which is just bizarre do you think anybody watches the lp debate the lp

00:26:18.600 georgia debate come on man i'm totally people watch the lp debate of the one of the um the toasters

00:26:25.320 one i'll tell you i'll tell you this one though man this debate uh in terms of like any of the primary

00:26:33.240 debates it's going to be the most watched i guarantee it people are going to watch the

00:26:37.240 shit about that these people were retarded they're so boring i wish that there was a

00:26:43.400 i wish we had a time stamp for i'm just going to go toad i wish we had a time stamp for uh for a

00:26:49.400 clint when he's asking them like when he asked them uh who he said who would you rather trump or

00:26:54.600 biden that was it and these people spiraled and i was just i was watching i said it's incredible

00:27:00.120 both bad they're both no no no jose you don't even realize it was it was they're both bad but

00:27:06.680 they did it in like what they probably took like 30 minutes two minutes no yeah yeah two minutes each

00:27:12.360 and they'd be like when it comes down to it they're both terrible because like he did this and he's

00:27:17.560 like okay i didn't ask you that it's like but it was literally two minutes every one of them except

00:27:21.560 for like i think toad was just like yeah they both suck but uh he's just like i can't believe

00:27:29.640 this right now that's the best part too like so i'm bringing david as like not really even on tower

00:27:38.280 gang he's never uh never been to an lp event doesn't really know what libertarian libertarianism is

00:27:45.800 and i'm like it's beautiful because i get to see him react in real time how i should have reacted

00:27:51.400 years ago when i went to one of these it was with disgust recoil his wife was just like what the

00:27:58.280 is wrong with these people not a single normal person it's so funny it's so funny you know what's

00:28:07.000 hilarious is uh like two years ago or whatever whenever it was we went to the lp florida one i spent

00:28:13.160 more time at that one like actually around the people around like the whole the entire time

00:28:19.080 like probably two to three times more like actual time together at the lp event than i did

00:28:24.760 at the one that we were paid to be at like i was there like the minimum i could be because i was like

00:28:30.200 i'm not gonna hang out with these people i don't want to talk to them no you probably got

00:28:34.200 jack burton says it already got 600 plus views so it's already i'm pretty sure got the most views

00:28:39.160 of any lp debate yeah probably yeah already yeah yeah i'm pretty sure the average tower

00:28:43.080 gang episode out does any lp debate so there you go it's yeah can you believe i i know you guys

00:28:49.320 haven't had a chance to watch it back but three three of them were there so can you believe that

00:28:54.280 this tried to frame me as some mccarthy-esque like wait somebody someone in the rumble chat said can toad

00:29:01.320 ruin his life any further that's very good we'll find out we're gonna find out i'll tell you the

00:29:07.800 truth clint i don't know who mccarthy is i don't know you ever heard of the red scare you know about

00:29:15.800 that barely i mean it's so funny because mccarthy literally went through like the american government

00:29:23.160 and then maybe outside of government and was just like you're a communist get the

00:29:26.520 fuck out you're under arrest get out guys speaking of mccarthy we got a new fleek of the week man and

00:29:34.440 this one's escape from san diego clint mccarthy russell uh gave him a little you know retro vibe

00:29:40.760 there that's going to be available probably for a week and then we also got one more this is from uh

00:29:46.600 last week cole said uh there's two wolves inside of you one's autistic the other retarded he didn't say

00:29:53.080 i'm gay i added that part that's such a great that's such a great addition that was implied so

00:29:58.600 anyway which one is so gay don't you say you're gonna give one of these away usually or yes a fleek

00:30:04.760 of the week is you're gonna win we're playing another game we don't know the game but i'm

00:30:09.800 gonna let you know at the end who wins the game in the chat just by whatever you're saying

00:30:13.960 and if i like it or not um and then i'll tell you if you won and if you did win you get to choose

00:30:19.400 one of these you could uh dm or whatever i would i would actually take i would actually wear that

00:30:23.720 that was the gym i would cut the sleeves off and i would walk into the gym that's such a great gym

00:30:31.000 shirt it's an amazing game that's such a great gym shirt it's not even funny while you're doing

00:30:39.160 deadlifts and just like you you're pulling up like one of the deep cuts right like one of the deep cuts

00:30:44.680 the ones that like almost go down to show your obliques like yeah i'll cut it out just have like

00:30:50.040 a little string on each side covering yeah dude for real it slaps a little bit like when i when i

00:30:55.320 did this like little design it it's really it does fucking slap i'm probably gonna get one i really

00:31:00.680 want one badly and i'll also add uh not to put my my finger on the scale too much given that i don't

00:31:07.720 even know what game we're playing but given that josie is in the chat i would highly encourage you to

00:31:11.960 send her the the uh kurt russell shirt because it's great marketing material for us and hopefully

00:31:17.720 she'll post it on well josie you can play the game fair and square like everybody else okay just

00:31:22.600 because you're a celebrity josie we don't know i don't know it's a prize this week i had somebody

00:31:30.120 actually messaged me during the show last week and be like hey can you give me the the shirt i

00:31:34.440 really like it and i'm like i have no control over this like it's just you saw a guy with 30 seconds

00:31:40.760 left on the show and he's like you win you could just buy this you could literally just buy it if

00:31:45.800 you really like it you know you can only win that's it that's the only way this doesn't help

00:31:50.520 my business at all you can only win dude as as clint was saying it's totally crazy that the

00:31:56.280 combination of clint and i especially clint with his questions basically destroyed so you know what

00:32:01.000 we should do campaign which is crazy i'm revising my business statement you can only if you win then

00:32:06.440 you can buy it that's how much people want this shirt but i'm not gonna let anyone else buy it

00:32:10.840 only if you win if you win you can pay me no but i really do want an answer to this question because

00:32:19.240 you guys were there i felt as if i was in the i was in like neutral business mode clint i was

00:32:25.640 obviously asking questions that are important to me but i wasn't yeah i didn't i wasn't trying to

00:32:29.560 ruin anybody did it come across as accusatory or prosecutorial i i don't think i wasn't really

00:32:37.560 listening no you were asking him questions it was obviously disagree but we have like people have to

00:32:42.840 respond to these questions it was a good no no i think you if i did listen and here's the thing i

00:32:48.680 heard the most was like they were like you didn't let them off the hook like they were like you kept

00:32:52.520 asking about the vaccination stuff and it's just like cole you weren't there no no you weren't there for

00:32:56.600 this part we were in the overflow we were in the overflow room and i ran in when you were doing

00:33:01.800 this to uh to jacob because he was like they were like he was asking about covet he was like my show's

00:33:06.760 liberty lockdown is about covet so we asked everybody how do you feel about it and they were like pretty

00:33:11.800 bad pretty bad and they asked him and they go he goes hey old man how do you feel about covet and he

00:33:17.240 goes covet doesn't matter he's like we're talking about social security and he's like no no but for real

00:33:22.440 how did you feel about the like covet the lockdowns and he was like oh how they lied and he was like

00:33:27.880 never looked into it and it was like the are you talking about you were running for president

00:33:33.400 in 2020. he was like at one point he goes clint goes so you're telling me that you've never looked

00:33:39.400 into it and he goes of course i've never looked into it and i'm like where am i and then i then i just

00:33:45.160 respond with one word why i said yeah and he goes he's sabotaging me this man here has sabotaged my

00:33:53.320 political career by asking me why i have never thought about covet and like wow jacob but how does

00:34:00.280 that affect you it's like oh i don't know jesus christ you should have just done the same thing but

00:34:05.880 done with the jews like have you looked into like the like you know the jews and stuff you know and

00:34:09.640 they're like who is they though why why have you not what do you think they're doing in those tunnels

00:34:15.720 jacob you think he knows about the tunnels man i don't think he knows anything that happened beyond

00:34:22.600 1990. i don't think he owns a tv i don't think he's left his house in four years so he definitely

00:34:28.040 doesn't have a bluetooth headset because when we first pulled up into the vfw he was walking

00:34:33.160 into the woods that wasn't a store that wasn't just you didn't make that up no you're making that

00:34:37.640 we saw his ass and they were like who the woods so again david and his wife have no idea about the

00:34:44.600 libertarian party they're like who the is that guy like that guy was actually the front runner

00:34:48.440 for the the party in 2020 and they're like he's running jose check this so so after you've just been

00:34:54.520 you've just been told what transpired by these three now now mind you jacob hornberger the next day

00:34:59.880 does does he does three 40 minute long videos just blasting me for my my demeanor or whatever i only

00:35:09.800 watched the one that was specifically about you that was part three that's such a great no positive

00:35:14.840 oh damn it there was a joe mccarthy proceeding taking place during that debate

00:35:20.920 uh and guess who was directing it the right wing moderator clint russell

00:35:33.000 i'm just glad like we're doing it on such a low level but i'm glad that like tower gang is subverting

00:35:38.360 to this to this like level i don't know that it's okay baby gop we're coming for you

00:35:44.520 i don't know that this is low level at all i feel like we put a nuke into the entire party with this

00:35:50.120 i did not expect it that wasn't even our intention you know what it is like we've been spoiled from

00:35:54.680 like uh like the thing we did with my with my kid on the you know being crucified we're like subverting

00:36:00.520 yeah i know though we're subverting the world tunnels yeah online but this was fun to subvert in

00:36:06.440 real life and then something that kind of like we grew out of to us it's a big deal you know to other

00:36:11.160 people who give this but like we really did subvert this dude dude lives in dc we're literally just

00:36:16.760 shitting on it hold on hold on dude dude lives in dc made a 20-hour road trip rather than a two-hour

00:36:21.880 flight what a time preference yeah is he afraid to fly he would be he would be the type of to be

00:36:28.600 afraid to fly 100 he would be like he'd be afraid to fly but he's not afraid of like he's not afraid

00:36:34.440 of dude you know who locked down the covet i thought that they were the dude that came to see us

00:36:38.840 well i forgot his name man when they tried to you yeah yeah matt the dude yeah for coal

00:36:44.280 he drove he drove 20 hours from yeah i did for us some montana yeah just for your

00:36:49.080 fucking fly homeboy did you give it up

00:36:53.560 didn't even let him suck your dick dude he literally like he messaged me the day after

00:36:57.720 and he was like like gym buddies that like long kiss you know what i'm saying

00:37:00.600 yeah like but like ironically oh

00:37:06.680 gotta gotta get it gotta get in the uh the jaw hypertrophy about your homies tell us the truth

00:37:11.400 tell us the truth matt were you trying to him yo y'all do y'all do jaw workouts for real dude no dude

00:37:17.560 matt's such a great everything you think i say it's gonna be terrible matt matt you're in the chat

00:37:24.680 fucking acknowledge the fact he drew from missouri you wanted to touch dick tips together

00:37:31.720 our live show that he was at friday night he was like staring up cole's shorts basically yeah everybody

00:37:36.920 was cool's balls the entire the entire chat was talking about it i did it it was just the way that

00:37:44.680 the the the like the shorts are like you know mid thigh like mid so like for those that didn't get to

00:37:51.880 watch the live show because the recording and the audio was so fucked i i want to let people know

00:37:55.960 because i've never had the opportunity to see this because we've never done it without a table we're

00:37:59.160 just sitting on couches cold does this incredibly adorable thing which is why matt wants to long

00:38:04.280 kiss him is that that he will every time every time he he giggles he talks he laughs any basically

00:38:11.240 constantly he fucking pitter-pats his little feet he goes up and down really really fast it's so

00:38:16.280 fucking cute if you go to my wife's uh twitter she actually took a video of it at the lp uh like

00:38:24.040 at the lp event and it's just me under the table you see my foot just like

00:38:29.480 instead of calling you smiley your new nickname is thumper thumper i like it i like it dude i'm telling

00:38:34.920 you dude like it's just it's just automatic i'm doing it now it's just it's just i can't help it at

00:38:40.840 all yeah i'm doing it now it's it or if you see me i'll literally be like this the entire like i just

00:38:45.960 do this the entire uh episode i'm just like swinging how did you how did you feel like have you had a

00:38:52.120 letdown afterwards like going back to work and because you were a rock star for 12 hours

00:38:58.280 dude you don't think i'm a rock star at work not probably not given how suicidal you are yeah how much

00:39:04.120 you say you hate your job every day every water cooler like i was just at the lp debates this weekend

00:39:11.640 did you work about it no they don't know i was at the i want to i again i want to stop praising toad

00:39:17.640 and i want to bring down top because top uh he like told us afterwards he said hey guys it was my fault

00:39:23.880 he said i fucked up the roadcaster he said it was legitimately on am i lying because he was so high

00:39:30.360 well there was a couple of things um yeah so there were noise gates that weren't activated it's

00:39:35.400 a whole technical thing what i think really broke it was the fourth line so i had a splitter from the

00:39:42.200 fourth line one was going to toad one was going to josh and josh is so loud i think he he like overtook

00:39:51.640 it and then it made everything out of balance there was at one point i touched i touched all four of

00:39:55.960 the faders and put him down stopped and then put him back up and everyone was making fun of me

00:40:01.160 and i'm like no no he's so loud that he's created a feedback in all the microphones because he's

00:40:07.800 that loud and it was just going so i had to cut all the sound let it die and then put it back up and

00:40:14.120 you guys are like oh you're just playing with buttons but i'm like this guy's sabotaging our

00:40:17.240 shit no at one point you literally were just looking at he was literally looking at the whole

00:40:22.520 roadcaster and he was oh oh that was that was another thing from the weekend

00:40:29.080 clint exclusively wears comfy clothes uh around the house that is a thick-ass turtle

00:40:34.840 and comfy clothes are literally just an old ass like you can see everything you can see the balls

00:40:42.680 right there on the side everything i mean you can tell it's cold but it's still thick you know what i

00:40:47.400 mean like it was cold it was cold like it's like a little mushroom but it's a thick-ass mushroom

00:40:52.840 because this is like this is what disturbed me about it i had uh girls and shit that were commenting

00:40:57.560 on elizabeth's photo and they and they were like everyone's like oh i see what you're working with

00:41:01.480 i was like it's cold outside please don't look at it it was very cold and i'm telling you it was

00:41:05.880 look how thick that is thank you look i think that is i'm telling you dude it was every time i can make

00:41:10.360 out your dick perfectly from that yeah dude it was every time so like from the first time he stepped

00:41:15.320 into the airbnb that we were in he walks down like the the stairway to where we were at like

00:41:21.000 downstairs and walking down i could see his dick jumping as he was walking down the stairs and i

00:41:26.120 was like this is oh my god i was like this dude please take it down i don't want to look at it

00:41:32.760 you gotta look at your dick clint look at it this is what we were looking at this we had two days of

00:41:37.640 this a whole two days three days actually of where we just we were begging him we're like clint please

00:41:42.360 stop with these and he was like i'm just cozy i don't give a i really don't i really really don't

00:41:47.800 hey real quick do you guys realize like we all we all look at toad as the weakest link but we have

00:41:53.560 created him into such a monster that he can up anybody else on the planet how crazy is that well

00:41:58.680 i can only i called it lp types no i think you might be able to up anybody at this point it's not

00:42:03.720 link will you up it's not as strong as our weakest link and our weakest link is a juggernaut

00:42:09.880 it's over for you hoes what we did to toad what we did to toad is called tg ultra and that should

00:42:15.720 probably be a shirt for next week tower game that's gonna have like an anime vibe that sounds like

00:42:20.520 some anime like dude what we need what we need is a pokemon evolution for the toad because he he

00:42:26.120 transitioned to his final form i don't know what the it is i don't know if it's like toticon or

00:42:30.520 some it's hideous he's a bad motherfucker yeah dude like i said it's just i don't give a

00:42:37.400 fuck what was funny so so i gotta i guess i wish i wish uh raven was able to come on and talk about

00:42:43.000 this so like uh he's not allowed because we can't have we can't have more than five yeah

00:42:51.400 so me and raven jose made the rule of five to prospectively stop the person that was going to

00:42:57.240 replace him from coming on it's like five max five five max that's some fed that's some fed

00:43:03.240 looking forward that much to be like hey we gotta increase barriers to keep my job alive

00:43:08.200 like that's some guardrails i'm guiding this you know see i'm destroying the lp i'm pulling the fed

00:43:13.240 off dude jose do you feel like you'd be the first one out like if we had to do like a cut

00:43:17.800 you feel like that would be dude imagine if jose was the first one cut looking at toad like definitely

00:43:22.520 he's right there like he's right no i mean nope toad is priceless you guys yeah totally should

00:43:29.000 can me while he is the weakest link he's also the strongest link in some weird way so no he's

00:43:34.280 clear he's clearly clearly the star of the show it's not even if i if i'm gonna be honest main character

00:43:42.760 cole puts the least amount of energy in but he somehow still pulls it off and that that weirdly

00:43:48.360 gives him like a certain energy you know you know where he gets his energy long kissing matt yeah

00:43:54.840 i don't just no i don't i don't just do it just with matt that was i gotta have constant energy it's

00:43:59.880 just every guy at the gym so much happened so much happened on the weekend and the audio was also

00:44:05.720 up for that episode but when when you said that that was another one of cole's things

00:44:11.560 where uh he's like so and you guys kiss the man and he's all drunk eyes are red and when his eye

00:44:17.080 when he gets drunk his eyes go like further apart oh yeah yeah they're yeah i'm not gay i'm not scared

00:44:22.840 of it and his mouth gets wet like on the sides he's like it turns out he's kissed more than one guy

00:44:29.240 with the name no it's because it's because someone asked someone asked cole and he goes like he goes

00:44:34.760 like which one and we're like like he's kissing multiple dudes all right no no no elizabeth said

00:44:41.640 something she was like oh yeah he kissed dicky and i was like oh i wasn't thinking about dicky

00:44:47.640 oh that's right i kissed my roommate and she goes oh gross that guy i'm like the is going

00:45:03.320 we were all with these people no dude it was piss drunk i'm talking all of us it was all four of us

00:45:07.880 that's why like i remember every word of it i would have kissed you no no no i'm talking about

00:45:14.680 the the night that that because we were doing a drinking game you made out with your roommate like

00:45:19.400 again i didn't make out with them it was i'd never made out with a dude someone in the rumble chat says

00:45:23.480 i came here to hear about ipads and vaginas i don't know i heard toad talking about an ipad i don't

00:45:28.440 even know what the fuck yeah what is this reference to that was a story that came up that some fat woman

00:45:33.880 robbed an apple store and she stole at least six ipads by hiding them in her vagina you might niche

00:45:41.800 a reference about that somewhere i don't even know i don't even know how that's even possible

00:45:45.320 how that's not even happened that story's a lie yeah i don't know i mean did you see the name ipad and

00:45:51.480 it was like a heavy flow day and she's like i gotta throw these like an ipad mini right guys i got

00:45:57.480 if that's if that's a true article i would like to read that because announcements to make guys

00:46:01.560 uh the winner of fleek of the week is samuel tweed you didn't know it but if

00:46:06.440 fucking up a tower was actually the way to win you won dm me or email me top lobster

00:46:14.200 wasn't he there this weekend he was there he won he came up to me and chewed my ear off and he was

00:46:21.160 he was so shit-faced i love our fans they were giving away blueberry wine for free over for like

00:46:28.360 i was just taking i'd had i took two bottles back it was delicious but i was like that is not the

00:46:32.520 thing to do it it's just they were giving away that book by that guy oh yeah her vagina could take nine

00:46:37.240 ipads well attempting to hide them inside our genitals they must have fallen out can you read

00:46:42.920 this genitals i bet it means her titty crack bro lifting her dress and inserting several ipads

00:46:48.520 between her legs i don't know what sex education you got but i don't i don't count genitals

00:46:52.360 okay let's read the headline that's the way you can put it in her pussy i don't think boobs are

00:46:56.520 genitals you put it in one in between each lip you know she's got some fat lips you can tell

00:47:01.640 yeah she can hide at least one ipad between okay oh let me read this quote i couldn't believe she had

00:47:07.080 managed to cram six ipads in there we had to make her spread her legs wide open and check with the

00:47:11.560 flashlight just to be sure there weren't any more left security agent alan bells told reporters dude that's

00:47:18.280 the jewish looking guy dude to be like i'll i'll look up under her dress i guess i don't think

00:47:23.800 no way at first she denied two two 12.9 inch display ipad pros those are the ones that i draw on

00:47:30.520 yeah there's no way without waiting for the cops that's the security guy he's literally like spread

00:47:35.160 your pussy with me put the flashlight up in there yeah but the thing who the hell is going to want to see

00:47:40.760 inside that all right scroll back up scroll back up hey what's it called like i know i want to see her

00:47:45.800 it's called keystring when you shove up your ass what do you call does she look jewish because i

00:47:49.400 could definitely call her a vagina of the tunnel the thing is the shape of it it's like this wide

00:47:54.680 like that's how that's about how wide it is and then it's kind of skinny i could see once you get

00:47:59.480 one in i could see how you can get the other ones yeah 11 and a half they kind of already dropped it

00:48:04.040 open you know yeah it's kind of like whenever like you're trying to open it to that to that

00:48:08.440 circumference just seems totally impossible it's called pustering just hit that is jesus christ oh

00:48:15.400 she's a single mother of four well yeah by the way so you know those have to like those get stolen

00:48:20.680 they got put up her vagina which obviously means that they can't be sold i guess they could be

00:48:24.840 sold would you buy website no she was all about shitting buttholes and vaginas this is the greatest

00:48:31.400 news source on the planet keister news she was stealing she was stealing for her family she had

00:48:38.680 one the 12.9 for herself she had four kids those were the 11 inches and the other 12.9 was for the

00:48:44.520 black boyfriend that she has when i wake up man i immediately go to insertionfails.com i love the news

00:48:52.280 insertionfails.com yo all right serious question though it's called keystring when you you know you

00:48:57.320 chunk stuff up your ass what's it called when you put up your pussy i don't know i said i said

00:49:02.600 postering that doesn't quite work because like keister is like a pister no uh here's the other

00:49:10.920 thing is so so these have been inside of her vagina what would what kind of discount would you need to

00:49:15.400 have to be like i'll buy i'll buy the ipad oh yeah yo yo that's it you know you've been the best buy

00:49:25.320 you've been to best buy and like all like the used they'll put it in the back in the corner

00:49:28.920 and it's called open box you know this is really open box

00:49:37.720 we got open box and we got up the box

00:49:42.680 it's like why is this wet why is this 50 off it looks totally fine yeah what's the discount gooey what's

00:49:48.840 the discount you got you they tell you they were like this was up a woman's vagina she's put it up there

00:49:52.920 and she's not a pretty woman either like can you define lightly used

00:50:07.400 you think she got the first one up there and she was like i think i can fit five more

00:50:13.160 you know she's horrible looking just by hearing that stat oh she put nine of them up there yeah

00:50:17.480 this is she got to six i think so they said i think our chat is funnier than us because i was

00:50:22.920 just i wasn't even paying it totally trying to say something i'm reading the chat like intensely

00:50:27.400 i'm like tell me more because you guys are killing right discounts

00:50:32.360 you want to pay a premium catching 45 you pervert

00:50:37.000 that's jesus that's all right i seriously know i seriously want to know around and pretending it's our

00:50:43.080 words and just not credit i do want to go around around the horn it'll be the title show we can do

00:50:47.000 whatever we want i want to go around the horn what's the discount it would take for you to buy

00:50:50.440 a ipad that's been up her pussy 66 i got it i got to have two thirds off at least i think i don't know

00:50:57.880 if they're gonna get a discount they're funnier than us

00:51:08.600 they're funnier than us like jose's getting nervous he was like that's why i got the rule of

00:51:13.400 five we can't have any of these motherfuckers on yeah we got what 105 here now this ain't working

00:51:19.320 dude i oh god dude i'm not sure it depends on what the woman looks like if it's this bitch that is

00:51:25.400 that is a big factor you're right actually discounted if it was a hot pitch then i don't

00:51:29.480 even think it needs to be discounted at walmart you could roll crack pricing

00:51:34.760 dude sorry roll rollback pricing anyways good roll crack pricing actually it's really funny

00:51:40.840 they're shoving up their ass it's like it's roll crack

00:51:44.520 i mean on the real you could just wipe that off with some disinfectant it's fine but i i don't know

00:51:49.160 i don't even really care about ipads that much so i i wouldn't even really want one but oh

00:51:53.240 i think the moisture they're fun the moisture might ruin it though and then the acids right

00:51:58.280 like the yeast all the yeast it's like no you can just put it in a vagina full of rice and it'll be

00:52:04.920 fine

00:52:19.640 that's one of the greatest jokes of all time holy

00:52:22.120 shit this is i didn't think that this would be actual a good segment i was like i saw it

00:52:26.280 it's gonna be stupid it's gonna be like dude toke goes to these like peaks and valleys where like he

00:52:31.560 does something dope and he rides off that high for a while and then we beat him back down then

00:52:35.560 he comes back up oh dude there's no there's no beating this man back down at this point he is a

00:52:39.560 goddamn legend jesus christ that was

00:52:49.160 do we need we need to get that clip from the debate before mr toad

00:52:53.560 excuse me mr toad i'm telling you it's it's the unawareness of how crazy that sounded because

00:53:01.400 everybody laughed when he said it and they're up there taking themselves so seriously i'm sorry i

00:53:06.760 don't want to keep going back to this shit but completely unaware of what's going on these people

00:53:11.640 assume to rule you or at least rule the libertarian party they wanted to be king autist incredible

00:53:17.880 what gives you the right we're like an hour deep yeah yeah we definitely need to do mailbag

00:53:22.520 we can do mailbag if you want any other thoughts on this weekend though they brought an

00:53:27.400 autism knife to an autism gun fight

00:53:34.600 big mistake motherfuckers so it said call the ambulance but not for me

00:53:40.680 we got ram toad in the building mark uh sent us a uh clockwork orange picture here in this

00:53:47.400 case it might be cockwork orange because he said would you rather attend 500 hours of jacob

00:53:52.440 warrenberger or or be bukkake by the rest of the game jesus 500 hours yo just just blast on me dude

00:54:03.880 i don't give a does it have to be in a row do i have to be like this as as the game like 40 days

00:54:10.200 that's like over over a month if it's 500 hours over like your entire life that makes a difference i

00:54:15.240 i mean bukkake takes like 20 minutes you're good like you're done and honestly you don't have to do

00:54:20.040 the work either they're just jerking off so wait i assume mark this means i think he means that we

00:54:25.560 have to be like that either watching jacob hornberger or getting calm guys our eyes are just open just

00:54:31.400 getting nutted what kind of bukkake is i'm just jerky you gotta at least do a handy like you can't

00:54:36.360 no i'm not touching any of your dicks no no no no it'd just be like you just say that it's it's like

00:54:41.320 it's like the train track thing that if you don't do anything if your hand's off it's not your

00:54:45.400 problem here here's the hard truth it would be it would be 60 days yo 60 days straight of eight hour

00:54:54.840 days of listening to that man talk or five minutes of your homeboys shooting loads on your face i'm

00:55:01.720 going with the five minutes i know it's it's just time preference god i i think i'd rather yeah like

00:55:07.880 have you guys come in my face than have to go to that clip it

00:55:15.960 he literally just said it however maybe maybe i would change my mind because if i go to the

00:55:20.440 hornberger lectures can i like taunt him the whole time would you rather be gay or get bukkake by tower

00:55:27.720 the real question is how quick can you guys not jerking off with a man on his knees and i think i

00:55:33.720 would hope that y'all would take me maybe as long as as the hornberger sermon i would i would hope that

00:55:38.840 you would pre-fluff it up i would hope that y'all would at least i would i would definitely i would

00:55:43.880 be like in the i'll be there we're like cole come out do the bukkake and i'm like in the bathroom like

00:55:48.120 get it up get it up get it up and then get out there and just bust immediately as fast as i could

00:55:52.040 because there's no way i would be able to the thing is again i have to be like with my eyes open

00:55:57.240 because like if you guys were doing that to me i would just be like i'm just gonna close my eyes

00:56:01.560 and like you just feel like you know like that sucks i'll take a shower but if i have to look

00:56:06.920 at it that's something different it's way worse you know what's it's the thing with being cummed

00:56:10.360 on it's way worse than getting pissed on like if we tell me about being called on cole yeah

00:56:15.320 no i'll just say because like getting pissed on it's like a constant stream like coming it's just

00:56:20.600 like in spurts so you're just like getting like hits like and then like another one like it's

00:56:24.680 just like it's slow like you just dude we should put it we should get a what that we should get

00:56:29.560 that ipad from that bitch's pussy and and do slow-mo like footage of it it'd be hilarious i don't know

00:56:34.280 it kind of depends on the strength of everybody's coming here too that's kind of a fact right like

00:56:38.280 if you guys are like shooting ropes in my face that makes it yeah who's who's who's a roper it's not

00:56:42.600 great oh i mean you've already said you're a roper you've already said you've almost hit your face

00:56:49.080 if i'm just trying to crank one out quick it's gonna be weak but if i like sit there and like

00:56:52.440 jerk for like 30 minutes to an hour you're like it

00:57:00.520 is that why the film critic is named that ebert's uh partner there roper is that why

00:57:05.240 what kind of volume you think toad is working with i don't know

00:57:09.640 that's a good question i mean he jerks off a ton so like yeah because like it definitely

00:57:14.200 if you don't jerk off it a lot then if you load up the volume you can do some damage

00:57:18.840 you know i didn't jerk off in georgia when i got back dude i was uh i definitely had some full

00:57:23.800 balls

00:57:32.040 500 hours

00:57:33.880 500 hours

00:57:38.040 we cannot name that on youtube 500 hours

00:57:40.680 put it on youtube it'll go so viral

00:57:43.240 do it i don't give a shit 500 hours imagine what are we gonna do the comments like this is

00:57:50.840 that just if you can somehow just like do our show like whatever hour and a half that we do

00:57:55.400 and then just put in filler time for another 499 hours

00:58:00.440 so it shows up as 500 hours and so it's like these guys

00:58:04.200 500 hours of bukkake right at the beginning of the episode you see that dude with the white paint

00:58:08.440 all over there would be a bunch of degenerates like watching the show be like it's gonna happen

00:58:13.880 anytime now this is a great idea because that's our audience the last the last 499 hours is just

00:58:21.720 like laney edits i'm so down she just like over and over just repeating or you could call it uh the

00:58:27.880 the 500 gays of comer

00:58:31.800 swing and a miss actually 500 days comer is probably it's a it's a great name for a gay porno

00:58:37.720 but like i don't know like you just you just put that out there

00:58:41.160 but the 500 days of comer and it's just like 500 dudes just wrecking

00:58:47.720 500 hours of bukkake is so much better because that literally hits the algo of like someone going

00:58:52.600 on youtube trying to look for porn on youtube just just searching 500 like there's you know there's

00:58:57.000 going to be someone who searches he's like i don't want 400 hours i want five no way they compiled

00:59:04.200 it all this is this is on youtube how this is going to get taken off any minute now it's it's

00:59:12.920 like it's like whenever you found like the breastfeeding and the in the naked yoga on youtube

00:59:17.480 because they're like educational they're like 500 hours of bukkake educational and they're like

00:59:23.240 it's real oh yeah i seek that this is how you milk your dick 500 hours of milk yeah you know

00:59:29.800 i think if we upload it and we just say that it's educational we might be we might get away with

00:59:34.200 it honestly yeah let's change it because there's like sections right you could write like podcast

00:59:38.280 conspiracy be like no educational dude that was uh your mom's house wanted to have like doing like

00:59:43.800 uh educational like they're they're gonna be completely like sterile with it but giving like uh like

00:59:49.880 uh um not the colonoscopy what's the one where they stick your finger up your ass the doctor

00:59:55.160 prostate exam not not just a regular guy just a party in college what are they called

01:00:02.840 well they were going to do that with uh the steam room with coal what do they call it yeah but they

01:00:07.800 were going to put that on there just like that and like how to like check your uh your balls for like

01:00:12.600 lumps it's gonna cancer and just have like a full like a bunch of educational videos like that with dr drew

01:00:17.800 which i thought would be really funny but like you can put like straight up just nude sexual stuff

01:00:23.560 or can i write like what if you typed in someone type in bukkake to uh i'm gonna do it right now

01:00:29.480 into youtube and see if anything comes up talking about having a doctor check your balls for cancer

01:00:34.680 is so funny adam nutter jokes about it in his act dude watch there be like nothing that pops up for

01:00:39.640 bukkake on there and then we get a corner no dude what is a bukkake party uh what in oh my god there's a

01:00:46.440 girl with calm on her face talking about it's already on her face we could do this yeah it's

01:00:51.560 the name of the episode is 500 hours of bukkake all right well this is our first ever educational

01:00:58.600 educational tire gang episodes yeah i just want to clarify i just want to clarify something real quick

01:01:03.640 like while i have chosen you guys jerking off on my face and bukkake me over 500 hours of jacob

01:01:10.520 hornberger uh lectures that doesn't mean that i'm not going to beat you to death as soon as it's over

01:01:15.800 so right oh top fair warning that uh you consented you said there was a chick with bukkake on like

01:01:22.840 your with cum on her face on that right is that like the thumbnail like we should use that as the

01:01:27.400 thumbnail to like hack the algo so everyone when they search it they see like a chick with cum on her

01:01:32.280 face they're like oh yeah buddy we're gonna lose our youtube sorry uh jacob hornberger just i know

01:01:38.760 tyler just had a clip of him up there i think he's so interesting though that oh my god oh that's

01:01:44.360 the thumbnail that's the thumbnail that is totally the thumbnail it's a short or you can do it with

01:01:48.680 your own version top like a lot of these bitches they're out there just talking about bukkake look

01:01:52.520 at this one is that actually commerce that like glaze from it definitely not come but we should

01:01:57.880 could be we should use that as the thumbnail though yeah sarah discovered sugar yo we're using

01:02:06.600 that as a thumbnail absolutely what a piece of i mean we could tower gang it up and do like what

01:02:12.760 top does and like you know there's the art but that there's a video on here from a month ago

01:02:17.240 that says cherry kiss swallowing every load at the 80 man bukkake what is happening on youtube

01:02:22.200 i can't say i can't say nigger though go figure you know you know there's like the thing of like

01:02:28.760 there's basically everybody has their niche and then like within that niche there's people that

01:02:33.640 like cover it so like the same thing like people cover the lp for some reason the people that cover

01:02:37.720 just like any random so there's somebody that covers like bukkake's and that's what that video is

01:02:42.360 about just like this uh whatever name cherry light took 80 guys at bukkake fest and just like they're

01:02:49.240 like freaking out they're like like the hot dog eating contest they got the guy with the hat and

01:02:53.400 he's like oh joey chestnut's about to eat right 89 89 89 going 90. here she goes she's taking the 90th

01:03:02.600 i have a new i have a new bit for us okay you're you've already conquered the lp circuit in in a

01:03:07.880 single debate you're already obviously the greatest living libertarian step aside dave smith just from

01:03:13.720 that one no literally literally you're the best libertarian i've ever known we should we should have

01:03:17.720 had dave smith on this week like we should have just been like yo come on because you need to

01:03:22.440 talk about this but but he hasn't been able to see the debate yet so it's even better if he comes on

01:03:26.440 next week next but but real quick so here's my idea dave smith's on guys now that you've dominated

01:03:33.400 did you say dave smith's on next week it's done everyone go share it on twitter actually we have

01:03:39.560 we have toad here and toad is like the front runner right now so he has to

01:03:42.840 uh i mean we'll we'll ask dave to ask toad if he's allowed to come on um all right so yeah so

01:03:49.560 now that you've conquered the debate stage on the lp the next stage i want you to conquer

01:03:54.040 is competitive eating oh i think it'd be amazing to see you in like real competitive eating what

01:04:01.480 of course yes eating before yeah he said well i'm not talking about tonight or yesterday or the day

01:04:07.080 before that i'm talking about what did you competitive i think i i bet he's gonna say

01:04:10.520 spicy stuff right yeah i've definitely done i've done the spicy circuit

01:04:16.120 the circuit hold on no because this is going to be this is going to be another one of these things

01:04:21.640 now at the spicy circuit so now he's going to tell us like how he did the uh what is the karaoke yo

01:04:28.360 yeah he was a musician he did uh he did stand up he's done um there was something else that he's done

01:04:34.920 uh what was that thing you were in college the weird thing too you know like oh skull and bones

01:04:40.440 club acapella i've done a bunch yeah he did acapella literally but just acapella just guessing

01:04:49.320 guys but wait in the debate in the debate stage um what's his name grumpy said he came up to me he's

01:04:55.480 like i'm gonna make these guys stand up for two hours and that was like his whole plan to make

01:05:00.200 them uncomfortable and stand up there that's why i took my shoes off so i looked at toad i said you think

01:05:04.440 you're gonna make it but it was and he goes he goes i'm gonna make it i know how to stand for two

01:05:09.560 hours these guys have no idea how to stand for two hours i used to do karaoke no no i said i used to

01:05:15.800 i said i go to a lot of concerts where you're standing for that long you know how often i stand

01:05:20.360 on the subway it's a little bit a two-hour community says every day not only can i not only am i an expert at

01:05:29.560 standing for a long period it's such a weird i also have really good bladder control

01:05:34.920 i wish i stand weird that's true with no no y'all don't even yes dude oh hell so we're sitting there

01:05:42.600 was this uh saturday sunday morning or saturday night whenever he was just standing there with

01:05:47.880 his his toes curled under his feet when he's standing i was i was feeling nice and confident

01:05:53.080 after the debates that was sunday morning it's the weirdest thing i've ever seen he doesn't stand with

01:05:57.480 his feet flat on the ground he curls his toes under his feet and then stands on top of them like he

01:06:03.880 like those that is how only with one foot yeah with just one foot the other foot is flat for some

01:06:08.680 reason but the other and then he and then he and then he's standing and he puts like his chicken arm

01:06:12.200 out my left my left arm because because of when it broke like my radius you can't no one can do

01:06:20.680 that my radius and all this is how he stands and then it didn't heal correctly dude toad you could be

01:06:28.520 like this and toad could touch your elbow with his elbow like that's the stance wait shut up hold on

01:06:34.200 wait let's get a good look at this stance because you most of you guys will never see it all the way

01:06:38.200 back keep going keep going take your headphones off it doesn't matter yeah yeah you can see how

01:06:41.960 i call my toes lift your pants up this is the equivalent this is the equivalent of tapping your

01:06:48.360 foot under the stall in the bathroom that's what it is his foot looks like a hand yeah like just the

01:06:54.520 it's fucking bizarre man i swear this is some sort of subtle call for gay sex like tapping your foot

01:06:59.320 under the stall you know yeah that's definitely it dude you stand like you stand like a royal that's like

01:07:06.600 challenging someone to a duel oh my god you would use that dave smith photo with come on it there

01:07:11.640 you go it was definitely he should have that's the thumbnail he should have like a race

01:07:18.120 come all over it i know there's some graphic designers in here make it so make him come

01:07:25.800 don put come on dave somebody else do it winner of the contest they win the contest anyway never mind

01:07:31.400 oh although i kind of like that face better with come on it that's something's funny about that

01:07:37.080 also uh i want him i want him yelling that's a better thumbnail next mailbag

01:07:43.720 uh this is uh aocd is is asking us if we are familiar with justin moan the guy in philly who

01:07:50.520 allegedly beheaded his dad who was a fed he wants us to check out his music which i think we planned on

01:07:55.560 doing that anyway that's the best part about internet culture is like anybody that does like anything

01:08:00.600 absolutely terrible definitely has like a youtube page or random like music online but you can go

01:08:05.240 listen to it like you remember like that yeah yeah yeah that's what he's like holy he's talking

01:08:12.520 about beheading his father before he even did it oh god what's worse than that shapiro song or just

01:08:18.760 i haven't listened

01:08:19.320 no wait you keep playing that i i feel like i feel like if you played that a little longer

01:08:32.040 that's it might have justin modest mouse song uh it's called they came for justin moan that's that

01:08:39.240 actually legit sounds like it might be like some weird fed like some like uh it sounds like mk ultra

01:08:45.240 yeah it does don't wait shut up let it play i bet you by the end of this we want to kill somebody

01:09:06.920 yo he said he he had no real dad homeboy chopped his dad's head off jesus christ hey bring that back

01:09:13.640 up there was dope this stuff bangs no no i do not want to listen to that no go back to the justin

01:09:25.880 moan thing because the next one was something like somebody's toilet judge kathy toilet

01:09:34.520 oh no i think that's just the off of that one that one is it's just a video that's just a video that

01:09:39.160 he has oh so you can't find you just go to spotify and like just play i think his music is all like

01:09:44.600 hidden messages and i don't know there's something really yeah no mk ultra shit dude yeah i know it's

01:09:49.000 pretty on the nose what do you mean it it's like it's not subtle like i'm gonna kill my dad it's like

01:09:56.840 listening to rap and they're just like they're like we just hit another perk and we're gonna

01:10:00.760 drop this nigga over here and toad's like i think they're making hidden messages about doing drugs

01:10:05.400 they took it down they took it down five five monthly listeners but he's a verified artist

01:10:12.280 why would you why would you take take down his bangers i have no because they're probably

01:10:16.760 legitimately worried that he was gonna like take off my dad gave me head and now he is i'm not

01:10:22.440 gonna lie to you i watched i watched his entire i watched his entire uh video and then i listened to

01:10:27.960 his entire audio catalog last night who i listened to justin moan's shit this is this is very nephilim

01:10:34.840 death squad shit and i'm probably going to cover it tomorrow uh yeah that that definitely is some

01:10:39.960 like underlying frequency shit that will like send you into a trance like you remember zoolander that's

01:10:46.520 all uh like messaging they have to tell you revealing the method so like when they played the song and then

01:10:52.120 they went crazy you should watch it it's a great one yeah by the way i tried to watch reservoir dogs

01:10:58.200 and we turned it off we got kind of bored none of y'all watch the 15 minute videos before you go go

01:11:02.840 the what the moan thing or no yeah the one where he holds up his dad's head i literally just watched

01:11:07.320 the head and then i was like i lost interest i'm like okay he's so desensitized

01:11:14.200 he's just like well i've covered such dark on my shoulders like oh there's a head whatever i'm

01:11:19.400 bored now posted a picture of him holding his dad it's a 15 minute video toad and in the first

01:11:24.280 four seconds he picks up his dad's head that's in saran wrap he then he then just shows it to you

01:11:29.800 and he goes my dad was a federal agent for 30 years he's dead now and he throws it into a trash

01:11:34.760 fan and then he rants and then and then jose jose goes i've seen enough no longer interested

01:11:40.920 shut it off clint goes i'm gonna watch every minute of what this guy has to say because this

01:11:46.920 is the craziest shit i've ever seen in my life jose's like yawn and then so he goes on this 10

01:11:52.040 minute rant where he talks about how he's the head of a militia and he's he was set to be the

01:11:55.800 next president united states but then he was stabbed in the back by these senators then he

01:11:58.680 puts out bounties on a whole bunch of politicians and then he about 10 minutes in he grabs the trash

01:12:04.040 can holds it up and he shows you once again his dad's head in the trash can and then he goes back

01:12:09.320 and he starts to you know give his closing arguments the man is he should have ended with

01:12:14.040 the head that's that's the move because yeah he started with the peak you know what i mean like

01:12:19.800 like you're not going to top this she showed me a head what the am i going to do i want it i want

01:12:23.560 him to keep running so that i can debate him he's in prison toad you can run from prison can't you

01:12:31.800 yeah i do love i do love the songs they came for justin moan like he's the enemy like he's like a

01:12:36.360 victim or some shit he was suing he was suing the federal government he was also saying that he

01:12:41.560 was being spied on he was saying that politicians were like he was being stalked uh his dad obviously

01:12:48.680 because they said why the fuck would you give me student loans essentially yeah why would you trust

01:12:52.760 me with this actually pretty based but it's pretty smart if you think about it it's like dude i was 18

01:12:57.960 like why are you giving me 20 000 the toad versus the moan toe is not winning he's never made anybody

01:13:04.280 moan hey oh no no it's mr toad versus mr moan yeah that's true yeah hell yeah yeah we're gonna

01:13:11.640 have to get all the hornburn it is a problem because i have the same thing as jose from his car

01:13:17.000 except for because of instagram shorts and reels because like i just see like families of four

01:13:22.760 getting killed on car crashes like every other video and so by now like it's like i just see a

01:13:27.880 crash i'm just like yep that's another dead person a crash is something you see regularly it is

01:13:33.320 very infrequent in all of my internet years that i have seen a son hold up his father's decapitated

01:13:40.760 head and then give a 15 minute prepared speech and then show you it again at the end and jose is just

01:13:46.520 like seen it been there done that i don't even understand how that's possible the only thing that

01:13:50.520 gets me now is like weird like incest like that i don't care on the internet so you watch that

01:13:55.880 about this video no no no it's just memes about it it's just like we are dead or dead people

01:14:00.120 that's what wait let me let me make this point hard because clint i don't care at all about this

01:14:05.160 video but i know that you don't care at all about uh elon musk releasing neural link into the first

01:14:13.480 patient and the person's recovering correct this i feel the same exact way but the severity of the

01:14:19.560 neural link is so much crazier than this video like this video is mild to me i'm like yeah sure

01:14:25.560 of course somebody did this it's like is this true is his father in nephilim also everybody's

01:14:30.440 saying that that is a fake head is in that no yeah i don't think so i mean that's the only thing i

01:14:35.640 look for i look i'm like does that look real and i was like i don't know whatever wait for real guys

01:14:39.560 nobody's concerned no one's concerned about the rollout of the brain chip we're just fine with that

01:14:44.360 i saw a great i saw a great thing today it was like this is the the tweet he put out about like

01:14:48.840 neural link was just put in the first but they're recovering now looking great it was like the like in a

01:14:53.320 horror like a video game after it left like a virus or something it's the notes you find it'd be like

01:14:59.480 the first notes like january 27th it's just like neural link worked great on the first person like

01:15:04.280 no more notes it's just like you're like in the apocalypse that's what it's here's my honest

01:15:09.480 assessment i am far more concerned about artificial intelligence than i am the neural link simply because

01:15:15.800 i don't think that you can actually chip a human brain and and read the mind and you know transmute all

01:15:22.520 the shit like all the shit that they're planning to do i think they might be able to do it 50 or 70

01:15:26.840 years from now i don't think it's imminent whereas the ai like increase in intelligence it's going to

01:15:31.160 be very rapid that's my yeah they're gonna have like a prosthetic that goes like this and like whoa

01:15:35.160 but but apparently topics top's losing his mind right now he's like oh all y'all are

01:15:41.240 fucking idiots it's like y'all are fucking retarded antichrist is coming for real it's it's very

01:15:47.960 alarming like the so the neural link thing is they said it can connect your your brain to your phone

01:15:56.120 i have owen controlling me through neural link they said it'll go like this and the cursor will

01:16:00.280 just go i don't want to go to neflin death squad because i did also see a thing where they want to

01:16:04.840 talk about doing a instead of you know how like you have the chips like in your card where you just tap

01:16:10.120 your card like to pay for shit they want to make that as your body your body they've already got that

01:16:16.360 shit there's people who have put shit no no no no it's not the chip in the body it's your entire

01:16:21.240 body you're like they don't put anything into you you just go well that's bill gates bill gates uh

01:16:27.320 he has a patent on just imagine imagine being like walgreens they're like please scan you just go like

01:16:36.360 you gotta stand like this if you're told

01:16:40.280 imagine they're like they're like uh please put your breasts on the uh the payment scanner this is

01:16:45.320 completely normal and everybody does it's just like some girls just like that's what i have

01:16:49.240 them do at my store hell yeah you do toad yeah yeah yeah yeah oh by the way toad does yeah in person

01:16:56.920 uh toad does yeah in person a lot actually yeah in person to the point where me and elizabeth were

01:17:04.520 like can you please stop saying that and awkwardly in the conversation and just not really be involved

01:17:09.800 and just be like then later we forget that he's there and go yeah yeah this guy acts like he was

01:17:15.880 there he doesn't i've been with toad before i've been at places with him so yeah yeah but you weren't

01:17:20.920 there when it mattered most yeah stupid cats milking pussies and how are the cats are they alive

01:17:28.040 they're good now they just need a little boost a few days and now they're good they're fat

01:17:31.080 fucks now that's just bullshit hey i think i'll show you let me bring the other mailbag jose went

01:17:35.640 on cat paternity do you want me to bring i want to see i want to see these things clint clint sent

01:17:39.720 some videos he's been sending videos in our chat and i've been i have i've abstained from watching

01:17:43.800 them because i want because and he said we have to watch like a few of these tonight wait do we have

01:17:47.960 any more mailbags though yeah go ahead mailbag that way we can and then uh if child can go grab

01:17:52.360 those uh we'll do one more uh this is from uh tim t when i was here your uh your girlfriend's black

01:18:01.400 yeah i'm sorry but go on yeah that's why i skipped that one doesn't mean what i think it does i don't

01:18:05.320 know do you have functioning eyes bro when i was she black or not this is from tim t when i was 17 my

01:18:10.840 girlfriend's mom used to suck me off and give me money afterwards which really warped my expectations

01:18:16.120 in life has anything in your life set unrealistic i've never gotten money to pay i never got money

01:18:23.320 to no i love i love to tim t wow that's a loaded question it's so funny just like hey the crazy

01:18:30.280 in my life just happened anything crazy in your life happened before he's incriminating his friend's mom

01:18:36.760 who was him as a minor which tim t uh seemed to be doing it voluntarily tim tebow yeah i think that's

01:18:44.840 why he's still a virgin makes a lot of sense tim t he just got sucked off did she did she suck you

01:18:50.120 to completion or did she give you a liz did we talk about this or was it last week that we it

01:18:56.920 matters what she looked just sucks because i don't like this anymore was it it was at the live show

01:19:03.960 it was at the live show like that we did because that's so people probably didn't even hear this

01:19:08.120 because elizabeth actually did ask me if a blow job is to completion or not she was like is it

01:19:12.920 considered a blow job if it i don't count it until it's completion no i don't know well i don't know

01:19:17.480 if it's in conjunction with the end of that if it's in conjunction with the fuck i would count it

01:19:22.680 like you know what i mean like but if that's basically how they've all been for me like if i

01:19:27.160 just plop it in the mouth and then fuck like no that's not a blow job it's like i put in your mouth

01:19:31.080 you suck for a while and then we get to fucking like that i feel like i think if she puts it in

01:19:34.360 her mouth and does like one pump then i think it's that enters into blow job territory oh so

01:19:40.440 you're a one pump chump maybe but no no because that's i've only ever had that so i've only ever

01:19:48.200 had the blow job into sex or just oh i thought you meant one pump in the mouth i was like jesus

01:19:53.160 no no no no no i've had wonder why you didn't come no i've never no you know what's weird is i

01:19:57.640 don't think i've ever who pumps like who actually like pumps into the mouth like you're

01:20:01.640 fucking their their mouth oh you oh you've never done it right oh you've never done that oh i've

01:20:07.560 had some depraved whores i've busted in the throat this isn't interesting

01:20:13.080 cole you're not alone i think it's 100 i don't think i'm i can't imagine grabbing her head being like

01:20:18.760 just eat it just i can't take it or you can only do it to them when you really disrespect this is why

01:20:24.680 this is why you've never gotten off from head because you've never done what's necessary

01:20:27.960 it's what must be done brother because that's that is the most immoral you can't go back

01:20:34.920 you can't do that to your wife you can't do to a woman you love yeah you can't be like

01:20:40.440 and then come in her throat and then be like love you babe and then good night

01:20:46.120 it's a gesture of love and then yeah you kiss her she spits a little bit of a back into your mouth you

01:20:50.200 know it's an intimate moment what would you do what would you do if a girl did that to you

01:20:57.000 i think it came in your mouth no if if she like sucked you off to completion and then you assume

01:21:02.840 she swallowed and she just said something right in your face i think he'd be so excited he wouldn't

01:21:07.640 even bother him at all i think i would slap her i wouldn't mind i was thinking about saying i would

01:21:12.600 slap her i might that was the first thing that entered my mind that would be still so disrespected

01:21:18.840 it's like yeah you just uh like took this like aggressive uh cock in your mouth here and now

01:21:26.520 now i'm gonna slap you as well on top of that cool double honestly i feel like the reason liz doesn't

01:21:33.000 respect you is because you never her face like just really just hold her down and like she clearly

01:21:39.320 doesn't respect him it was crazy right like you have to like the wacky inflatable man just like

01:21:51.080 you hear me i know you want to laugh this off cole but you need to your wife's face this is an

01:21:55.240 intervention cole you need to rape your wife's mouth this is a rape prevention you need to rape

01:22:02.040 her right now just really mouth dude we're not yeah yeah yeah it's not the same thing if you rape a

01:22:07.480 mouth like who cares it's not a vagina why is it why is it no judge in this country would convict

01:22:13.960 why do you think that your wife doesn't respect you cole she respects me

01:22:17.960 no that wasn't the question is it why do you think she doesn't why is your does your mom know you're

01:22:25.080 gay don't don't answer the question it's like an archie flower question why are you racist

01:22:34.760 for real all right uh what was the oh yeah we're gonna run these oh yeah this is one that i found so

01:22:41.480 this is just i just thought it's just another car crash car crash no it's no it's but it's better

01:22:45.560 the scene is this each of these cars contains an attractive young lady from the hong kong area

01:22:50.760 of the world with skills not entirely directly related to motor racing alongside them cast in the role

01:22:57.640 of co-driver are an assortment of names that you might remember charlie kwan's there henry lee's there

01:23:03.000 the code the real race to help and assist and give advice last year that meant wrestling the steering

01:23:08.520 wheel for the hands of the young ladies at the controls and trying to get around the corners from the

01:23:12.600 passenger seat they weren't always successful large crowds have turned up in the expectation

01:23:18.120 that they won't be successful again this year and as you can see already they're not being hold your

01:23:24.760 breath as they form a fairly neat line of stern oh no they don't to negotiate the corner you're supposed to

01:23:31.400 turn right you're supposed to turn right they're all asian women quite so clear from the driving seat

01:23:40.520 of the lasda and we have three cars jammed in the tires at liz power some others butting into the barriers

01:23:47.400 and one or two who've gone straight on generally speaking though it's gone without a hitch wouldn't

01:23:52.440 you say part of the one or the leader goes through somebody else gets it completely wrong and then it

01:23:58.920 all goes right down the toilet from about here on in

01:24:06.280 i thought that was hilarious i i just saw that and i was like asian women like putting asian women

01:24:11.080 that have never like raced at all into like a intense race is probably the funniest you could do

01:24:16.840 and just wanted to be like go the only thing is it was so not intense it was very much that's true

01:24:23.880 but they still couldn't it's just like it's a race it's very clear on where you're supposed to go and

01:24:28.760 they were like straight into a wall well then once one of them did it the rest of them

01:24:39.160 by far the most dangerous aspect of that video is once they've wrecked and you still have a few cars

01:24:43.880 that are still coming there's already there's already like helpers that are getting out to

01:24:47.400 like pull the people out of the cars and i'm like you're going to get crashed into by one of these

01:24:52.360 i would not be in that roadway at all did you hear because it was a it was a lady driver and then

01:24:58.440 they would have professional race car drivers in the next seat and they'd be like and so if anything

01:25:03.160 happens you just grab the wheel from the passenger seat and just start driving it from there they're all

01:25:08.360 like the driver's ed cars where the passenger can take complete control over i think most of the videos i

01:25:13.320 submitted tyler are i really just wanted them to be like post intro intro but there might be

01:25:18.440 some that are worth playing so if you could pull those up i'd appreciate it i mean figure it out

01:25:23.640 watch all of them use your discrepancy clint how about the video how about the video of uh the one

01:25:29.880 i sent that said of somebody we know somebody we know uh like woman i don't recall you found my wife

01:25:37.960 no but this is uh uh tyler if you can bring it up so this was i found uh okay yourself struggling

01:25:46.600 at one point to deal with all the pressures of academia i'm holding a stroke of my dick i got

01:25:52.280 lotion on my dick right now i'm just stroking my shit i'm horny as fuck man is that pain from the wolf

01:25:57.720 no who was that chick i don't know it doesn't matter that's not the point jesus christ you pervert

01:26:05.560 jerk off to her later i gotta find her you have a problem just stroking my dick

01:26:13.800 i love that so much i've seen it in so many different meme videos just like stroking my dick

01:26:19.000 it's steven cocking yo guys can we talk about uh i think we were talking in the pre-chat the

01:26:23.400 fucking whatever's going on with mark cuban i don't know if tyler has that ready to pull up

01:26:29.000 for bringing that up i don't know what's going on with him dude he he got wrecked with facts and

01:26:33.080 logic and he's super anisemic now it's great i saw i saw it pop off like all the red pills maybe

01:26:38.680 sam hyde said uh he said he asked him he was like uh hey uh mark cuban when you change your

01:26:45.560 jewish name to cuban what were the other options that you didn't choose

01:26:49.960 fucking hilarious but now he's on like a crazy tirade and he's just scroll back up scroll back

01:26:55.240 up because we want to make sure this is the real market this is the money it's it's actually his

01:27:00.360 account at least 8.8 million yeah okay so and they just go through and just look at all the

01:27:07.960 fucking like so you want me to read them yes just read a couple of them he's retweeting these hey mark

01:27:13.960 this certainly isn't exclusive to x it's much more widespread and the cause is simple people are sick

01:27:18.520 and tired of subverses jews like yourself bleeding their countries dry do you think there will be

01:27:23.720 safety for you in israel when it all comes crashing down oh my god keeps what it gets worse dude some

01:27:31.000 people yeah no no that that one's fine because that was benjamin one is really good yeah they

01:27:35.720 get to throw down a while for that one okay okay mark cubanstein mark cuban is a jew from the gentile news

01:27:42.200 network just jew just oh boy i mean i mean this is the real mark cuban and i have no idea

01:27:52.200 i swear that yeah a little bit down is owens go down yeah owens got retweeted somewhere down

01:27:58.760 i love he retweeted the you're my greatest ally if only jewish americans voted someone's saying

01:28:05.800 that he's retweeting it to like harm uh elon i guess to kind of be like look what they're sharing

01:28:11.160 but if anything we're just like this is awesome dude no what it is and true what it is is that mark

01:28:17.000 cuban doesn't understand the internet and it's the um it's the hornberger effect yeah yeah

01:28:22.840 but it's it's the thing of like you shining a light on like the this part of the internet isn't

01:28:29.880 like gonna like make everybody hate them it's just gonna make everybody be like now we just see this

01:28:34.040 more like this is not white he is a jew oh my god thank you for your service it's a jew in a crane

01:28:44.280 and the the wrecking bull is a black man's face it's breaking america it's breaking down america

01:28:51.800 oh my god i think he maybe you skipped it i don't know it's got to be coming there it is oh there it

01:28:56.360 is read that clint man mark cuban is a jew who doesn't consider himself white he probably just

01:29:01.880 named himself cuban because that's the last country his family was kicked out of for sneaking and skiing

01:29:07.560 oh my god dude and there he is with a mask on yo scroll i want to see how many likes i got

01:29:12.520 2.7 thousand yeah like that please like that dude thank you retweet just know guys if you put

01:29:20.200 up anti-semitic shit right now and tag mark cuban there's a good chance you're going to get a

01:29:25.080 shitload of engagement just saying we're all gonna do it just say the most fucked up things imaginable

01:29:31.080 to mark cuban i kind of uh top get that five million uh fucking uh get your monetized there you

01:29:37.080 top top if you ever if he ever does like if you tweet at him and he does retweet it you can definitely be

01:29:42.120 like do the uh the office meme of just like um the same picture and it's uh elon responding to

01:29:48.680 your tweet and and mark cuban uh retweeting you're responding to my anti-semitic tweet yes that'd be

01:29:53.880 perfect if he because it's just like each each of them's on the opposite side but they just do the

01:29:58.840 same shit whoever's running his account is going back in time look at this yeah they're going yeah

01:30:03.800 they're going back to like 18th and they're in top just just completely redo your uh your uh

01:30:09.640 gibson one but swap out biden for cuban there you go i think he just searched his page for the

01:30:14.680 word jewish and he's just retweeting them all but that if that's the case and you got to go back

01:30:19.080 weeks he's not getting done he's he's looking at different people's like you could see who he's

01:30:23.640 responding to yeah it's right melissa no he's looking at different people's tweets not just owen

01:30:29.240 benjamin's one was from like end democracy one was from like from so he's just scrolling and looking

01:30:34.760 at the best banger jewish tweets and probably laughing they're fucking hilarious oh someone

01:30:40.040 said it's all replies to his tweets so there you go you got to put it in a reply that's the key

01:30:44.920 ah that's true but he hasn't tweeted in so long that it was after it's probably after that dust up

01:30:49.640 with uh elon musk that everybody was just saying it to him guys you know what i you know what i

01:30:54.360 asked libs of tiktok on the show tonight wait you had that you talked to her yeah not a fan

01:31:01.400 not the point not the point everyone relax get your anti-semitism out

01:31:06.280 nose is too big all right all right thank you did you ask her about that fake auschwitz

01:31:10.680 shit she was just that did you ask her how much she gets paid by the adl

01:31:16.760 she's getting she got labeled as a terrorist by the adl so anyways i uh i asked her i said after

01:31:22.200 you've been labeled as uh you know they've accused her of planting bombs calling them bomb threats uh

01:31:28.120 you know being added as a terrorist alongside hamas and all this and i was like i i asked her you know

01:31:33.160 now what do you think the purpose of the adl is and like we go into it pretty deep and then i go

01:31:37.240 i go after you've received this mistreatment i'm i know you're not going to agree with his conclusions

01:31:42.520 obviously but has it given you any sympathy towards kanye oh i thought i was really hoping you said hitler

01:31:49.160 he's like i know you won't agree with a lot of his policies you reconsider the sub subversive uh you

01:31:55.080 know features of jews has it made you reconsider the subversive yeah i can't even say it move on

01:32:01.160 does it make you think about like maybe like in 1930s weimar germany some people were holding the

01:32:06.840 strings and somebody called him out on it and got a slap on the wrist all i have to say is if anybody

01:32:13.400 wants to check it out it's she she definitely did not say it has made her sympathetic to kanye but

01:32:19.480 the fact that i even tried that angle i was so proud of myself it was such an insane thing to ask

01:32:24.360 i i so i did re-listen to some of our tinfoil hat that dropped today and i made a six million joke

01:32:29.080 i made a 250 000 slash six million joke and they popped which was pretty cool i was like this is

01:32:35.400 gonna get nothing or they're gonna laugh and they laughed i was like all right thank god

01:32:39.160 i made a six million joke during the debate were they implying they're gonna do a holocaust episode

01:32:46.040 soon they totally were sounding like they're like we're gonna break down the numbers we're

01:32:50.840 gonna look into it believe me the numbers is this a new tinfoil hat episode that you just did like

01:32:54.760 today or is this the one you did with clint that you and david were just released today cool oh okay

01:32:59.560 and then what how do you submit it popped like did you get that live no no i get that but are you

01:33:05.800 saying like the audience i guess he didn't notice it live oh no i was just abused as i was setting

01:33:10.920 up to say it he said something and i was like i was going on a roll and that came in my head and

01:33:15.960 a bunch of thoughts go through my head before i tell a joke and i'm like should i say this i could

01:33:20.840 have took the off route i was like either this lands because i know sam was not a big fan of like

01:33:25.240 the jewish jokes like he had like his thing with owen but i was like i just don't give a

01:33:29.400 fuck so i told it anyway and they laughed and he's like we're gonna look into it we're gonna look into

01:33:33.800 it bro i was like all right fucking go ahead i guess i don't know it's like it's a deep rabbit

01:33:39.160 hole it's like uh call up um jake shields he'll give you some pointers

01:33:45.960 i didn't get to read that but it was a compliment what is this oh yeah play this this is uh clint made

01:33:52.520 a white guys getting their asses kicked at the 50 yard line joke and y'all missed it uh yeah i don't

01:33:58.520 remember that one was that oh no i heard that one yeah that was a good one

01:34:04.040 this is this is tower gang and en route to georgia

01:34:09.720 oh this is the this is the indian uh army isn't it yeah oh my god

01:34:14.680 360 view dog they're still on they're fucking and and and you're telling me tom i'm talking to you

01:34:25.000 right now you're telling me owen benjamin is right about the indian people are you looking

01:34:28.520 how fucking based these dudes are yeah i love that they're still using their stupid fucking motorcycles

01:34:34.600 that like like the other half of the world can you imagine conducting a terrorist attack in india

01:34:40.840 and that's who comes after you did you see the last little bit i'll go back to the send the human

01:34:47.000 send the human helicopter the last the last little bit tyler see the thing in the background the guy

01:34:51.800 that's in like a blind on top of like they're like there's stairs it's on top of motorcycle you go

01:34:57.080 up yeah it's weird it's like a little blind it's a tower it's a tower on top of a motorcycle i love

01:35:04.200 that so much i i'm fascinated by what makes the indian people tick because something in their brain

01:35:10.280 was like surely this will display our power like just 20 even like the north koreans get it no the

01:35:17.080 koreans are like you just take our big ass missiles and every dude we can get and put them all in a

01:35:22.360 like a parade and then goose step hard like they figure this out in the 30s uh you just goose step

01:35:28.520 missiles and that's the best way and he's like we got a different way bro it's like we've got a

01:35:34.520 bollywood way they're like get the acrobats dude we're about to oh this is dude if they're up on top

01:35:41.960 of those things and they're like as well all the way down to the street i was gonna make a joke but

01:35:46.360 i thought it was gonna be too hacky so episode uh episode 108 or 109 colonies of the caribbean you

01:35:54.280 could just go there and listen to that episode and i break this down for you nobody believed me

01:35:59.000 nobody believed me back then so there's been now we have to read you have to read it you have to read

01:36:02.680 it let me read your wanderlust list with 65 murders in january alone which by the way this is a small

01:36:09.800 island 65 murders is a shitload and increasing sexual assault at resorts americans are urged to

01:36:15.000 reconsider travel plans to jamaica according to the u.s department of travel i'm going there

01:36:19.160 because i'll blend in now if you go you better tip wait why would you blend in now what yeah i don't

01:36:25.880 get that explain i don't get it yeah yeah excuse me mr toad no he's just oh he does this is he saying

01:36:32.120 he's a rapist yeah oh i thought he was saying he's black i thought he was saying that somehow he was

01:36:38.760 already gonna be dead so he would just blend in with the other dead bodies on the ground

01:36:45.000 i'm gonna go there and blow my brains out everyone will think i was murdered it'll be

01:36:48.360 hilarious 66 slurp gang what podcast yeah this is slurp gang check it out

01:36:55.640 oh my god oh uh he might be asking about the it was uh tinfoil hat with sam tripoli is the episode

01:37:01.960 that dropped today if that's what you're asking i don't even i thought he meant this podcast he's

01:37:05.320 like what the hell am i watching right now the juxtaposition of clint in that group of people

01:37:10.200 was amazing i just have to say was it any good i haven't i haven't had a chance to listen back i

01:37:14.760 liked it it was just funny because they were going you know obviously you have raven top and then you

01:37:19.640 know fucking sam doing their shit and then clinton being like well let me tell you i think covet was a

01:37:25.240 travesty every time he's like i'm gonna talk about my personal experiences with libertarianism i'm

01:37:31.320 like shut the up clint let's let's bring this back to the real world you did good it was just

01:37:37.560 i'm not saying you did bad it's just funny the juxtaposition let's get a little bit more grounded

01:37:41.400 here okay yeah let's take this out of the ethereal and make it physical so wait up now that it's

01:37:47.560 happened first off first off you saw in the in the very beginning that was real shit he only wanted

01:37:53.000 nephilim death squad on he didn't want tower game so what's this nigga doing here yeah he showed up he

01:37:59.080 said oh heavy hitter he's like i'm kind of i guess i'm glad you're here he never asked for a

01:38:02.920 third but his booker i guess so they made us they made us fight for no reason but i think we should

01:38:10.440 go back seeing how the episode was would it have been better with another a different gang member

01:38:18.760 i don't know who would be better i thought cole maybe would be a nice addition but i don't know

01:38:22.680 who would match up with you no no no here's the thing here's the thing that i want to do whenever

01:38:26.760 you get booked for it again we just keep showing up with different people like it's not even you

01:38:32.200 and raven like it's just like raven brings someone to the audience just different people and he's

01:38:38.280 just like okay i think this is like and yo we just do the podcast like how many members are there of

01:38:43.960 tower gang it's like oh it's just hundreds it's literally just some people that showed up for like

01:38:49.320 the bonus streams it's like maddie and conspiracy extremists and we send both of them yo he's like

01:38:54.520 maddie maddie would crush on tinfoil hat sam we are all okay you know i've never even thought

01:39:02.280 about this and it's so obvious based off of our name but we're almost certainly going to be the

01:39:06.200 next proud boys like we're going to have like our our fans are going to consider themselves gang members

01:39:11.080 and we're going to like really let me bring this up because we're working on some pretty cool branding

01:39:16.200 uh we were talking to our our fans on nephilim death squad and everybody has a name for their fans and

01:39:22.920 we were like these guys are fucking dangerous retards like because we want to sell them knives

01:39:27.320 and broad swords and shit and i was like oh dangerous retards that's great branding and then

01:39:32.360 i thought i was like but tower gang fans are also dangerous retards and it's a really it's a good

01:39:38.920 branding for them yeah towerists no i don't like that at all no no tower heads no yeah that's awful

01:39:46.920 please leave the branding to top just tower gang man they're part of the go on top yeah so i'm just

01:39:51.960 saying what do you guys think about dangerous retards is that like uh we're like to call these

01:39:56.680 to the chat they're the dangerous retards let's see if they like dangerous retards but it's it's

01:40:01.160 like this it's like dangerous and then rt rd and that's going to be like on the shit dangerous

01:40:06.600 retard dr is like the dominican republic and that's because that's kind of like the fgt rtd

01:40:11.560 faggot retard that's pretty great though or ngr fgt toads tadpoles i'm listening to see if toad likes

01:40:22.920 it if toad doesn't like it then i know that it's danger downs i like that all right well we'll we'll

01:40:29.720 let the audience you know percolate on that one it's kind of their their job harmless retards we'll

01:40:34.920 let them decide uh you know what they want to be called because you know ultimately well ultimately

01:40:40.360 whatever their opinion is we'll discard it and we'll decide to do whatever the we want but you

01:40:44.040 know i'd like to hear if they have domestic towers domestic towers was actually was good i know toad

01:40:50.200 did say towerists but i said that first i just want to say that because i know if you think it came from

01:40:56.520 toad we're all going to just go no it came from one of the memes we used to uh because i feel like

01:41:04.520 towers you're right like the proud boys was that just like just their name like what did it what

01:41:11.000 was the thing that started the it wasn't just people that like gavin mcinnis and then he was just like

01:41:15.800 basically pretty much and he just called them the proud boys so this is why that's why i board it up

01:41:21.640 because raven raven dresses extravagantly right dude so we're gonna dude can we talk about that

01:41:27.320 for a second wait let me just bring this and also and also this point he looks like a street magician

01:41:32.040 he dresses yeah he dresses crazy but he says they're in the summertime what he likes to wear is like a

01:41:37.880 uh a hawaiian shirt like he wears his hair white he does his height yeah his hair is white open hawaiian

01:41:44.920 shirt with like a tank top and chains he's got all these rings and shit tank top and i'm like the

01:41:49.640 mesh tank top is the dangerous retards thing and then just have them wear the hawaiian shirt which

01:41:55.080 is a callback to the boogaloo boys which are no longer existent but like that's a fast track to

01:41:59.880 making a cult like we could totally cocaine in miami beach or something no that that's what that's

01:42:05.240 what my joke was but if i'm being honest now that he's not here and i can tell the truth

01:42:09.240 he looks like a total homosexual right like a cool one though flaming homosexual dude

01:42:16.520 jesus christ man like a cool guy it wasn't just me he looks like a homosexual with his wife with

01:42:24.120 his like pussy with him i would be like he brought his beard here to fuck matt like i'm like he brought

01:42:29.560 his beard with him the guy's the guy's obviously homosexual though right hopefully he's in the chat

01:42:33.160 so he can confirm i'm telling you you yes 2000 metrosexual you you need to see if you could find

01:42:39.480 he posted actually a picture he posted a picture of his him and his platinum blonde hair um that he that

01:42:44.440 he took like last summer and it is crazy he looks like he does coke off of other dudes dicks

01:42:51.240 uh before we do that let's check in on on my caniga yeah oh yeah i went to watch the greatest white

01:42:57.880 basketball player

01:43:12.680 naga ball no one can you get at the line

01:43:35.240 To my nigga, man.

01:43:36.360 Bro, the ball got to go from my nigga to nigga, bro.

01:43:39.040 So it's Noah.

01:43:40.180 Noah's a nigga.

01:43:41.480 Oh.

01:43:43.000 Okay.

01:43:44.480 Just keep running to your thing, man.

01:43:45.760 I swear I got we're going to make it through.

01:43:47.260 Why is he?

01:43:57.700 I love this so much.

01:43:59.280 This is the same kid that also was like the number one linebacker in like Indiana or some

01:44:03.740 shit, right?

01:44:05.140 Same kid.

01:44:05.920 Oh, I thought he was just the top basketball prospect.

01:44:08.280 No, no, no.

01:44:08.640 There's a kid that like is also, I think it is Noah Kinniga.

01:44:11.360 There's a dude named Noah Kinniga.

01:44:12.540 Yeah, he's just a super athlete.

01:44:14.580 Yeah, because he plays like linebacker and like he's like actually like a four-star prospect.

01:44:19.560 Like he's like actually a really good like football player.

01:44:21.840 He does not look like he has a solid build for like a dope linebacker.

01:44:24.340 I swear to God, like I found like he's like a small high school.

01:44:28.520 Yeah, like a high school, like a smaller high school.

01:44:31.640 He's a linebacker.

01:44:32.180 I love the English language.

01:44:35.140 Linebacker, and it looks like he's, I don't know, he's from Indiana.

01:44:39.880 I don't know.

01:44:40.180 I thought I saw that he had committed to some college.

01:44:42.580 I forget what it was, though.

01:44:43.460 It's more like a receiver or some shit.

01:44:45.940 Like, I don't know.

01:44:47.040 Toad?

01:44:47.860 Toad?

01:44:48.420 Toad?

01:44:48.700 I just need to pause this real quick.

01:44:50.680 So I just, for some fucking reason, I got an email from Michael Rechtenwald that says for the LP of California convention, he's doing a roundtable debate with Robert F. Kennedy.

01:45:03.380 Toad?

01:45:04.540 Whatever it fucking takes.

01:45:06.480 You need to be on that roundtable.

01:45:09.240 Go fund me.

01:45:10.320 I heard that you have to pay like $2,500, $3,000 or something like that.

01:45:16.460 I think we should fucking crowdfund it because there would be nothing that would go more viral than Toad debating RFK Jr.

01:45:23.320 and Michael Rechtenwald.

01:45:24.820 It would be so easy.

01:45:25.360 Bring up the Jew shit over and over and over again.

01:45:27.700 I am telling you, this needs to happen.

01:45:31.580 So how much are we talking here?

01:45:32.880 $2,500 plus flights.

01:45:35.300 How much do we need?

01:45:36.080 You'd have to make him the shirt of the one with him with Shmooley and the other Israel guy with the Israel flag in the background.

01:45:40.840 We have inns in this world.

01:45:42.480 We have inns into the LP of California, I feel like.

01:45:46.200 I feel like we know some people.

01:45:47.280 We'll make it happen.

01:45:49.240 We're halfway there.

01:45:50.820 Yeah, I don't have any contacts.

01:45:52.480 There's nothing I can do to help.

01:45:58.960 McArdle was in there, right?

01:46:01.520 It's February 23rd, man.

01:46:03.020 I'm going to Shane Gillis that night.

01:46:05.400 Give it up.

01:46:07.720 Toad, I don't think you understand.

01:46:09.380 This is the only time that actually anybody important is going to be at an LP event, and it'll be you.

01:46:15.300 Grumpy knows what I'm talking about.

01:46:16.680 I don't know if it was $25,000.

01:46:17.520 It might have been $5,000, dude.

01:46:18.920 It's a crazy sum.

01:46:20.060 Wait, they're charging the candidates to, like, you pay us?

01:46:25.200 Dude, I bet you this happened after Georgia.

01:46:28.520 They're like, we need to create some sort of floor.

01:46:31.200 No, no.

01:46:31.700 This was the policy before, because they were bitching about it right before Toad showed his dick to everybody.

01:46:37.080 Yeah, look, I would love it, but I'm not paying $5,000 for this.

01:46:41.540 I'm sorry.

01:46:42.520 I'm just not going to do it.

01:46:43.680 That's about what it'll cost, right?

01:46:45.520 $5,000 to get him?

01:46:46.760 Yeah, if our fans want it, then we could fucking, we could go fund me.

01:46:50.260 Go fund Toad to go fuck up RFK.

01:46:52.620 It'd be hilarious.

01:46:53.180 Dude, Tweed just said he'd donate $500.

01:46:55.420 We're a tenth of the way already.

01:46:58.260 Clint, you could donate $500.

01:47:00.040 You could match that.

01:47:00.900 Weren't you going to match?

01:47:01.700 I have to fucking fly my own ass out there.

01:47:04.280 What, you're going out there, too?

01:47:05.780 Dude, Cornell West as well.

01:47:06.800 They're not paying you?

01:47:07.940 Cornell West and RFK.

01:47:09.160 Probably not.

01:47:11.000 Cornell West.

01:47:12.840 I'm a candidate, but I can't get paid, I don't think.

01:47:15.300 Maybe I can.

01:47:15.740 We need Toad to do this.

01:47:18.240 This would be the perfect thing.

01:47:19.960 Dude, Josie just said she'd retweet it.

01:47:23.440 She said she'd retweet that go fund me.

01:47:24.920 Quote tweet it.

01:47:25.640 Quote tweet it.

01:47:26.280 I don't know.

01:47:28.080 Okay, so we're going to set up the go fund me after the show.

01:47:30.820 Dude, if we raise $5,000, will you ditch your Shane Gillis thing?

01:47:34.020 Yeah, seriously, Toad.

01:47:35.040 We won't do it if you're going to be like pussy about it.

01:47:36.460 He's so artistic.

01:47:37.340 I know he probably would be like, I have a Shane Gillis.

01:47:40.380 Yeah, I got Shane Gillis to go.

01:47:42.240 Even if we got you $5,000 to go to this event.

01:47:44.740 This is like...

01:47:45.720 Toad, I'll go to...

01:47:46.640 You can go see him some other fucking time.

01:47:48.800 Toad, if you get this money, I'll fly to Boston.

01:47:52.500 Toad, if you get this money, I'll fly to Boston.

01:47:52.520 Toad, if you go to beta a nigga and a Jew sympathizer, I don't want to do that.

01:47:57.020 That's why it's amazing.

01:47:58.260 Tom, Tom, pull your Lewis strings to get like an autographed fucking Shane Gillis shit

01:48:06.960 to sit in a Toad and be like, there you go.

01:48:08.640 Yeah, 100%.

01:48:09.160 I will.

01:48:09.820 If you do that, yeah.

01:48:11.620 I'll get you something.

01:48:12.680 I'll get you some autographed Shane Gillis shit instead.

01:48:14.220 Yeah, what do you want to owe?

01:48:15.360 Just watch his Netflix special, you fucking homo.

01:48:17.340 It's probably like 50% of the same shit.

01:48:19.320 You have a chance to make history.

01:48:22.260 Don't give us that look.

01:48:23.440 Just say yes or no.

01:48:25.380 Dude, oh my God.

01:48:26.180 I just remembered that it would be fucking...

01:48:27.800 Cornel West would be sitting there as he just constantly brings up the JQ.

01:48:31.540 Holy shit.

01:48:32.260 I'm putting my bare foot down.

01:48:33.900 Oh, you're so the worst.

01:48:34.600 You're not going to do it.

01:48:35.540 You wouldn't do it.

01:48:36.360 If these people...

01:48:37.040 I don't understand his motives.

01:48:38.960 I don't understand this guy at all.

01:48:40.040 He's so strange.

01:48:40.500 He's such a strange man.

01:48:43.040 It's a...

01:48:43.600 Who fucking...

01:48:44.520 I am.

01:48:45.600 You can do this at any fucking time.

01:48:46.960 I guarantee you it'll be coming in like a fucking year from now or six months from now again.

01:48:50.620 She'll raise your rating.

01:48:51.980 It's in the negative now, but it's not worth it.

01:48:54.780 Say yeah.

01:48:55.960 This is all you ever say is yeah.

01:48:58.100 Nah.

01:49:01.560 Jay Thoreau actually has a great point.

01:49:03.000 He says, Joe, this opportunity to debate RFK is big enough that even Jose is excited about it.

01:49:06.940 Yeah, Jose doesn't care about anything.

01:49:08.660 Jose saw a man hold up his own father's severed head, and he was like, I don't care.

01:49:15.180 But Toad versus RFK, his dick is rock solid.

01:49:18.140 Jose was not even hard about me being in the LP Georgia debate.

01:49:22.320 Yes.

01:49:22.880 You know what?

01:49:23.580 RFK toad out right now.

01:49:25.080 This is awful.

01:49:26.300 Dude, for real.

01:49:27.340 What the fuck?

01:49:28.280 I'm legitimately kind of upset.

01:49:29.300 Oh, yeah.

01:49:29.880 Owen Benjamin helped fundraise it.

01:49:31.460 Dude, we could get a lot of people actually.

01:49:33.360 I feel like the entire...

01:49:35.520 Dude, after...

01:49:36.240 You know why I'm not going to fucking do it?

01:49:37.400 Because I'm not your fucking monkey.

01:49:39.380 Oh, my God.

01:49:40.620 Wow.

01:49:41.020 Oh, my God.

01:49:42.660 This is like what my kids do.

01:49:44.160 This is what my kids do to me.

01:49:45.280 You know what?

01:49:46.680 You know what?

01:49:47.220 You know what?

01:49:47.880 All the compliments we gave you for the entire fucking...

01:49:50.420 Fuck you.

01:49:50.860 90 minutes just sucking your dick, and this is how you treat us.

01:49:55.020 Are you out of your fucking mind?

01:49:56.920 You know what?

01:49:57.380 To Magoo said, Toad's heel turn.

01:49:58.860 It's great.

01:50:00.220 He's a heel.

01:50:03.120 There's no reason.

01:50:04.800 There's no reason for this.

01:50:05.600 He says, I'm not your fucking monkey is what this guy says.

01:50:11.040 We're like, Toad, we're going to give you the experience of a lifetime, and it's going

01:50:14.020 to be free.

01:50:14.860 As a matter of fact, your fans are willing to pay for it.

01:50:16.880 And he's like, fuck all of you.

01:50:22.000 He's like, fuck each and every one of you.

01:50:24.800 I don't want your nasty, autistic, stupid money.

01:50:27.540 Dude.

01:50:28.760 This would be huge.

01:50:29.980 You're going to be a one-hit wonder.

01:50:31.540 This is what you want.

01:50:33.600 I hate you.

01:50:34.980 Dude, we're doing the fundraiser anyway.

01:50:39.400 I literally was like, the earliest episode when you guys were like, hey, do you think

01:50:42.280 you'd be the lowest one on the chopping block?

01:50:43.680 And I was like, in my head, I was like, yeah, I guess I kind of am.

01:50:45.900 But you know what?

01:50:46.580 Fuck you.

01:50:47.160 You are.

01:50:48.180 They're right.

01:50:49.140 It's over.

01:50:50.160 The day, your time is over.

01:50:51.920 You ended it now.

01:50:53.260 You just fucked it up.

01:50:54.040 It's absolutely not over.

01:50:55.220 It's constantly toad time.

01:50:56.840 It's over, dog.

01:50:58.320 Dude.

01:50:58.760 So over.

01:50:59.300 Apparently not in California in a month.

01:51:02.620 Motherfucker.

01:51:03.180 Dude.

01:51:03.580 Fucking RFK was.

01:51:04.620 Bench was benching with his shirt off.

01:51:06.840 You could be on a debate stage with barefoot talking to him.

01:51:11.120 It's just, it's so much better than it.

01:51:12.680 With a do-rag.

01:51:14.500 Like the next time you do that, you have to wear a do-rag.

01:51:17.820 Dude, you can get fake tattoos of tears on your eyes and shit.

01:51:20.820 We can get a fucking gold grill.

01:51:22.060 Do the whole fucking like.

01:51:22.820 Gold grill?

01:51:23.700 Yes.

01:51:24.100 Get a gold grill.

01:51:25.580 He is stressed out right now.

01:51:28.220 You're going to make Jose be stressed out like that?

01:51:30.680 Come on, dude.

01:51:31.380 How can you not see what a great opportunity this is?

01:51:33.660 This is the biggest opportunity in the show's history.

01:51:36.880 And he says, I'm not your fucking monkey.

01:51:40.320 That's what he says to us.

01:51:41.720 He's unbelievable.

01:51:42.080 It's Mr. Toad.

01:51:43.880 It is Mr. Toad.

01:51:45.860 Is this the part where we're making Toad think his pussy stinks so ago?

01:51:51.020 Skip the pussy, Toad.

01:51:54.740 Pussy reeks.

01:51:55.740 I'm skipping the pussy.

01:51:56.900 The pussy being California.

01:51:58.320 I'm skipping you pussies.

01:52:00.520 God.

01:52:01.080 Fucking hell.

01:52:01.900 All right.

01:52:02.280 Episode's over.

01:52:03.160 See you fucked.

01:52:03.560 Dude.

01:52:04.540 You're one of the most recognizable people on the planet.

01:52:06.940 I swear.

01:52:07.120 Unless like fucking Donald Trump Jr. for some reason shows up to a debate.

01:52:11.460 Like there's no one bigger than RFK right now.

01:52:13.340 I honestly think this is better.

01:52:14.600 This is like peak.

01:52:15.840 Cornel West and RFK.

01:52:17.020 I mean, Cornel West is like, you know, kind of like.

01:52:19.000 I don't even know who that is.

01:52:20.320 Just some, you know, crazy black dude.

01:52:22.060 He's actually kind of good on a lot of war stuff.

01:52:23.320 Dude, Cornel West.

01:52:24.420 Cornel West facial reactions when Toad is going ballistic would be the greatest thing ever.

01:52:30.420 I bet you Cornel West would love him if Toad starts ragging on him about Israel.

01:52:34.220 Cornel West would fucking bust.

01:52:35.560 Be like, yeah, motherfucker.

01:52:36.660 Me too.

01:52:38.040 I don't.

01:52:38.420 Like you don't understand.

01:52:40.040 You don't understand what this would do for the Toad, for the Toad, for the show.

01:52:43.700 Dude, can you imagine if you were the ultimate takedown of RFK?

01:52:47.380 No.

01:52:47.540 This would be such a great takedown of RFK.

01:52:49.380 This would come out of nowhere.

01:52:50.220 Who cares if you take him down?

01:52:52.020 Because it'd be beautiful.

01:52:53.060 This traverses Twitter, libertarian politics.

01:52:58.220 This goes viral viral.

01:53:01.040 I don't give a shit.

01:53:01.300 This is terrible content.

01:53:02.440 Everyone unfollowing.

01:53:04.460 Unfollowing.

01:53:05.300 Unfollow him.

01:53:07.040 We will follow him back when he fucking does it.

01:53:08.960 Unfollow him.

01:53:09.500 Everyone.

01:53:09.720 Well, fuck you.

01:53:10.000 You don't get to hold me, Haas.

01:53:11.100 This is where you get the self-value from.

01:53:12.920 Dance, monkey.

01:53:13.740 Dance.

01:53:14.440 I'm not doing it.

01:53:15.620 So you, no, you tell me that I have to go do this fucking shit.

01:53:19.820 Yes.

01:53:20.260 And like, that's going to take up like a huge amount of effort and time for me.

01:53:25.200 I love how gangster it is.

01:53:26.760 Like, I don't want to waste my time.

01:53:28.100 I must fucking do this or I don't know what the fuck.

01:53:31.440 Like, you guys are all going to hate me?

01:53:34.440 Like, the show's going to fail just because I don't do this?

01:53:36.700 No.

01:53:36.920 No, I'm not saying it's going to fail.

01:53:38.500 I'm saying it's the opportunity of a lifetime.

01:53:41.180 You get to, like, fucking RFK's going to be there like, I'm telling this Mr. Toad.

01:53:46.520 And you get to be like, shut up, you fucking monster.

01:53:50.400 You can make fun of his voice to his face.

01:53:55.420 That'd be crazy.

01:53:56.320 You can tell him he flew on Epstein's plane for free.

01:53:59.480 We can get this money for you.

01:54:02.020 How many kids diddling does justifying genocide?

01:54:05.160 How many kids do you have to do to justify genocide?

01:54:06.460 How many penises do you have in your neck hole?

01:54:09.600 No, you could say to him, did you lose your voice on the way to Little St. James?

01:54:15.060 Toad, what if we got the rest of the gang there?

01:54:18.100 Hold on.

01:54:18.580 You're talking towers.

01:54:19.520 You're up to two fucking hours.

01:54:21.060 Toad.

01:54:22.120 Toad.

01:54:22.540 Yes.

01:54:22.980 Toad, what if we got the rest of the gang there?

01:54:25.220 What if we had enough money to get the rest of the gang there?

01:54:28.060 I don't give a shit.

01:54:29.280 Oh, my God.

01:54:31.160 All right, episode.

01:54:32.520 It's like talking to a child.

01:54:34.160 You don't even care about us at all?

01:54:36.100 We love you.

01:54:37.060 We give you so many hugs and shit.

01:54:38.660 You are our hero.

01:54:39.340 It's like taking a kid to, like, Disneyland and be like, now we're going to go to Disney World.

01:54:43.080 And they're like, fuck Disney World.

01:54:44.140 I've got a lot to do, man.

01:54:45.440 I'm fucking Toad.

01:54:47.260 People, we tried.

01:54:48.260 You have literally nothing to do.

01:54:49.300 You're lying to nothing.

01:54:50.260 You do nothing.

01:54:51.260 You hear the music.

01:54:52.360 It's the end of the episode.

01:54:53.460 All right?

01:54:53.660 All right.

01:54:54.420 We're going to let Toad cook.

01:54:55.420 We gave him some good pointers.

01:54:57.760 We gave him some good praise.

01:54:59.100 We gave him a fucking great idea.

01:55:00.700 He shited in our mouth.

01:55:02.180 We would literally workshop, like, any jokes or anything.

01:55:05.620 We'd be like, literally, like, everything.

01:55:06.820 I'm never going to compliment him again.

01:55:11.740 Ever.

01:55:12.060 Yeah.

01:55:12.440 Tony, peaks and valleys.

01:55:13.560 You're going to have to really work to get that next peak because this is a low valley.

01:55:16.940 Guys, we've got to end it.

01:55:17.820 We'll see you next week.

01:55:19.980 Peace out.

01:55:20.540 That was crazy.

01:55:27.300 I didn't understand this.

01:55:28.540 Well, we've got some legal definitions and some disclaimers to do here.

01:55:32.880 As always, the previous apologies, disclaimers, and legal notices not in conflict with this episode

01:55:37.760 shall remain in full force and effect.

01:55:40.260 By the way, I'm going to the LP convention in California.

01:55:44.520 I will be there with Adam Nutter.

01:55:46.460 And I will bring shoes for Toad.

01:55:49.140 If you want, I could even have a place for him to stay.

01:55:51.620 Anyway, some apologies.

01:55:52.480 Will you let him sleep in your house?

01:55:54.280 No.

01:55:54.860 I'm staying with a friend.

01:55:55.800 Are you kidding?

01:55:56.560 What is this?

01:55:58.060 Okay.

01:55:58.500 Remember, the presidential debate.

01:56:00.120 We're going to get some clips from that, so it'll be great.

01:56:02.180 By the way, I'm trying to put together the two horrible episodes that the Tower Gang put out.

01:56:07.420 One was unlistenable.

01:56:08.740 One was unwatchable.

01:56:10.300 Combined.

01:56:10.740 We're going to make them perfect, though.

01:56:12.400 Promise me there.

01:56:13.280 I'm on television, Toad.

01:56:14.640 Just like that.

01:56:16.280 There we go.

01:56:16.980 This is a mess.

01:56:17.780 Tower Gang, Toad.

01:56:19.500 Is the Super Bowl going to end his demise?

01:56:22.280 I think so.

01:56:22.940 Last week was pretty rough for him.

01:56:24.340 Toad left.

01:56:25.140 Cole, someone get him on a show.

01:56:27.120 Nephilim Death Squad.

01:56:27.960 Did you know there's Neph to America and Nephilim Death Squad?

01:56:31.100 I did not know that there are two shows, people.

01:56:33.440 Check those out.

01:56:34.220 Congrats to Jose for birth and a bunch of hairless babies.

01:56:38.300 Clint, Kurt Russell.

01:56:39.980 Clint, he is now the show trial judge for everyone.

01:56:43.880 Go check that debate that he was moderating.

01:56:46.520 We'll do a breakdown of that one.

01:56:47.620 You can go to TopLobster.com, MerchEngine.com for all your good stuff.

01:56:51.260 I did a podcast about the legal issues with Texas and the Department of Homeland Security.

01:56:57.640 Go check that out.

01:56:58.700 Friday, everyone, join in.

01:57:00.460 Come and find out February 2nd.

01:57:02.720 We're going to do a kill pod.

01:57:04.780 And next week, I'm writing Toad's obituary right now because it's going to happen at the Super Bowl.

01:57:09.760 Take care.

01:57:10.000 Who's the gayest member of Tower Gang?

01:57:17.020 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

01:57:19.440 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch.

01:57:21.140 No way, Jose.

01:57:22.600 Liberty Lockdown.

01:57:23.820 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour.

01:57:24.800 Clint, bitch.

01:57:26.280 Reed.

01:57:28.800 Cole.

01:57:30.500 Top Lobster.

01:57:31.840 And Toad.

01:57:33.080 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:57:35.680 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:57:37.220 Liberty Lock is Truth Say.

01:57:39.220 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:57:41.800 Toad is sick, no way, Jose.

01:57:43.680 It's the Tower Power Hour slut.

01:57:45.280 They made Dace fit all his...

01:57:46.820 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:57:49.300 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:57:51.260 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:57:53.280 Dace be courage, you sped.

01:57:55.200 More than Rogan, you fed.

01:57:57.240 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Hotep.

01:57:59.760 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.

01:58:02.780 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.

01:58:04.480 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:58:07.780 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:58:08.340 He made Dace fit all his fame.

01:58:10.320 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:58:13.300 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:58:17.940 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that.

01:58:25.840 I mean, I...

01:58:26.980 I mean, I...

01:58:27.640 That's all, folks.

01:58:28.860 We'll be back.

Tower Gang - February 01, 2024

Ep 162 - 500 Hours of Bukkake

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