Tower Gang - February 01, 2024


Ep 162 - 500 Hours of Bukkake

Topics
tower gang debate roundtable debate LP convention
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Mentioned
Gillis Noah Kinniga Michael Rechtenwald Jacob Hornberger Jose Galisson Top Lobster Mark Cuban Dude Robert F. Kennedy Donald Trump Jr. Liberty Lockdown Owen Benjamin Donald Trump Eric Jackman Kurt Russell Liberty Lock Jack Burton Jay Thoreau Cornel West Adam Nutter and 13 more
Ep 161 - Don't BBC Tase Me Bro Bone-Us - Live at LP Georgia

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 58 minutes

Words per minute

193.97

Word count

23,079

Sentence count

420

Harmful content

Misogyny

75

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Toxicity

612

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Hate speech

217

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Summary

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On this week's episode of Power Gang, the boys are joined by their good friend Top Lobster to discuss a variety of topics, including: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15) 16) 17) 18) 19) 20) 21) 22) 23) 24) 25) 26) 27) 28) 29)

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 who's the gayest member of power gang 1.00
00:00:04.660 just pound the motherfucker and i'm so drunk 1.00
00:00:13.800 i'm a trisexual 1.00
00:00:18.860 really blow some steam off if you let me give you head 0.97
00:00:27.940 i don't like ben affleck 0.99
00:00:57.940 this is this is real shit i would even if we could never make 0.98
00:01:09.900 any sort of significant audience that makes us money or nothing 0.99
00:01:14.560 as long as toad lost his virginity yeah that'd be all worth it
00:01:18.480 i think you're much more likely to make money
00:01:21.560 those cards are not in your future 1.00
00:01:27.120 fucking bitch 1.00
00:01:29.120 and wave them like you just don't care and if they like fish and grits and all that pimp shit 1.00
00:01:37.000 everybody let me hear you say oh yeah 0.98
00:01:39.120 now hold your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care 0.99
00:01:43.900 and if they like fishing grits and all that pimp shit 0.98
00:01:46.900 everybody let me hear you say oh yeah 1.00
00:01:49.120 it's power gang wednesday motherfuckers 1.00
00:02:05.460 what's up retards 1.00
00:02:09.380 i'm trying to start a cult here baby 1.00
00:02:11.660 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad mussie 1.00
00:02:17.660 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00
00:02:20.660 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny 1.00
00:02:23.660 woe is me i'm retarded 1.00
00:02:25.660 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like 0.98
00:02:29.660 whoa 0.98
00:02:30.660 the three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00
00:02:33.660 i was watching it and jerking off 1.00
00:02:36.660 you fucking asshole 1.00
00:02:39.460 i was a liar 1.00
00:02:41.420 he was a 10 in real life 0.99
00:02:43.200 he's like a dead 8
00:02:44.660 louis you're like a brother to me 0.95
00:02:48.180 donald trump come on tower gang
00:02:49.920 tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00
00:02:52.800 fat dave fuck you man 1.00
00:02:54.740 it's not what this show is about 1.00
00:03:01.660 this shit is retarded 1.00
00:03:02.900 shut the music off 1.00
00:03:07.640 i like this 1.00
00:03:09.120 this shit slaps 1.00
00:03:09.740 keep that going 1.00
00:03:10.380 fuck it 1.00
00:03:11.840 all right this is kurt 1.00
00:03:13.260 uh the joseph mccarthy of the libertarian party
00:03:15.740 russell
00:03:16.540 also the host of liberty lockdown
00:03:17.900 we got top lobster
00:03:19.440 the host of toplobster.com
00:03:21.240 where you can pick up all your finest wares
00:03:22.680 including our dingers merch
00:03:24.520 and uh we got a fleek of the week that you're gonna love
00:03:26.680 but we'll check that out in a second
00:03:27.700 we got cole the host of
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00:03:31.880 bench presses
00:03:32.920 he's still not doing anything cole 0.74
00:03:34.720 no dude 0.99
00:03:35.880 just fucking 0.98
00:03:36.720 after all that's going on 0.98
00:03:38.580 he can't even do this show dude
00:03:40.040 don't make him do more
00:03:40.860 it's not possible 0.99
00:03:41.920 by the way i just streamed for fucking 0.97
00:03:43.600 five and a half hours straight 0.97
00:03:44.900 i'm so tired
00:03:45.500 uh we got jose gallison
00:03:47.680 the host of ho way
00:03:48.660 no ho way
00:03:49.700 ho way
00:03:51.440 props to laney for finding the only parts of that stream you could actually hear properly
00:03:58.100 so
00:03:58.380 god yeah 0.99
00:03:58.920 we gotta go over top fucked us 1.00
00:04:01.320 he came back 1.00
00:04:01.920 also hold on hold on
00:04:03.440 it's wild the views
00:04:04.100 before you go on some sort of tangent 0.99
00:04:06.300 let me fucking get the man of the hour 0.99
00:04:07.840 the alpha chad toad himself 1.00
00:04:09.700 the man who lit the goddamn debate stage on fire 0.99
00:04:12.840 the man who i did not expect anything impressive from 1.00
00:04:16.920 and he just went in there dropping fucking nukes 0.99
00:04:19.220 i am so proud of this man 0.99
00:04:20.500 this is tower gang toad
00:04:22.380 you should expect it from me by now
00:04:24.380 mr 1.00
00:04:25.040 mr kurt russell i loved you in uh in what was it a big dick and little vagina 1.00
00:04:30.320 why do you think 1.00
00:04:31.760 all right
00:04:32.200 do you honestly think that do you really believe that because i now i have a hard time drawing the line of where toad begins and where he ends
00:04:39.260 you think that we should be respecting you more from the way the show goes 1.00
00:04:42.700 hold on i respect him more now because that haircut you just got it literally looks like one of those like uh like fucking mexican fuck boys 1.00
00:04:51.300 like because you did you put oil in it 1.00
00:04:53.460 did you like do like the weird like
00:04:56.040 i don't know like
00:04:57.260 like it looks like your name should be ernesto
00:04:59.060 or like uh
00:05:00.260 puerto ricans are naturally greasy so
00:05:02.120 yeah honestly until until yesterday i still thought that he was italian now i know he's puerto rican
00:05:08.020 yeah dude look at the hair
00:05:09.420 it is it almost looks middle parted
00:05:12.380 like you just like
00:05:13.340 how much of your wife's hair gel did you put in your hair 0.57
00:05:17.160 it's parted it's perfectly
00:05:18.660 what's weirder what's weirder for you
00:05:20.480 this part here or is it this part
00:05:22.420 it's the combo
00:05:23.780 oh what do you mean
00:05:24.200 did you have a beard before
00:05:25.580 because i feel like
00:05:26.320 did i have a beard before this guy okay
00:05:28.260 this is
00:05:29.100 he's not even looking at you
00:05:31.700 no you went with the luis j gomez like you're you're like luis j gomez if he had hair
00:05:37.060 yeah this is a beautiful look at this
00:05:39.260 he wishes he had this hair 0.96
00:05:40.540 but i don't know i just feel like fucking giving you guys something different to look at 0.96
00:05:44.160 i don't know if it's gonna work out 0.84
00:05:45.580 it might be weird
00:05:46.640 it's very weird
00:05:48.020 it's different all right i just i'm gonna have to pat you down for knives next time we hang out 0.62
00:05:51.760 what's weird is that i've been talking to you guys for a long time and i've had hair like this
00:05:56.040 no you've never you've never you've never slicked it no you've never put gel in your hair before like that 0.96
00:06:00.800 you literally look like it's not gel it's not gel this is how my hair goes that's bullshit 0.95
00:06:04.940 no it is shiny 0.94
00:06:06.060 it's literally once puerto rican hair gets below a certain length it just becomes naturally greasy 0.51
00:06:10.860 dude it's not greasy either it's it's just that's how my hair is 0.95
00:06:14.620 it just fucking glimmers 0.95
00:06:16.260 you didn't notice like like yo let's see okay so you guys glimmer pillow 1.00
00:06:20.260 you literally look like you need to go to a construction site in a polo shirt and fucking start working 1.00
00:06:26.020 top looks like he's gonna have a couple of eight balls like drop out of his butthole right now 0.99
00:06:30.540 you do that is that where we're at right now i see it's weird i feel like i'm like now i'm 0.98
00:06:36.360 switching places with toad and i don't like it well this is what you did to me for the past month 0.97
00:06:40.860 you guys had to fucking beat me to death so this is your turn at the whipping place 0.99
00:06:44.280 just like i went in and i totally disrupted the lp top with his new look is totally disrupting tower 0.99
00:06:50.820 gang does he weirdly look more jewish i feel like in a weird way he actually does look more jewish
00:06:55.740 but he somehow the hair accentuated his nose it's because he clipped the tip it looks like he just
00:07:02.220 needs some long long yes if he oh if he had the curls he would yeah like the sideburn curls yeah
00:07:07.100 hey this would be great top grow some of the girls grow them out yeah no no seriously grow them out 1.00
00:07:11.900 go back to new york see if you can get into the tunnels like you know what do do better than
00:07:16.240 lucrate or whatever dom lucre did whatever top lobster merch i'm gonna be selling headphones and
00:07:21.740 instead of like cat ears it's gonna have jew curls that come down at the bottom that's amazing 1.00
00:07:25.160 every time you put it on you're orthodox i'm telling you you can get to some special clubs
00:07:30.600 with that undercover if we if we all wore that i think we probably wouldn't get banned from youtube
00:07:36.120 yeah actually yeah that's not a bad idea jose you're gonna have to get over your headphones yeah
00:07:39.880 basically everything we say in here is in the talmud basically
00:07:47.720 honestly you probably most of the stuff that the they do is probably in the talmud
00:07:51.960 uh or that we say is in there speaking of my jew tunnel episode drops tomorrow
00:07:56.520 super anti-semitic it's like a month late dude the tunnels happened last month he used to go sage
00:08:01.800 mode before he does anything and it takes a minimum of a month who'd you bring on to cover it uh me i
00:08:06.760 just like completely just went full anti-semitic sage mode also i had like a bajillion tabs up like
00:08:12.600 let me show you this this mother that's why he missed this weekend he was like you know what georgia he
00:08:18.200 had to do what i had to prepare in between milking cats i was reading anti-semitic content
00:08:23.320 there's no he was actually in the tunnels i'm pretty sure that's not at all abnormal to your
00:08:27.640 normal day-to-day no not really yeah top has anybody else or anybody uh clint or toad has anybody
00:08:32.760 else been like hey is is david replacing jose and i go yeah it's like a seamless transition really 0.98
00:08:39.000 it really is oh you motherfucker i know he does not give me the yeah right now 0.99
00:08:47.320 tyler explain yourself 1.00
00:08:51.240 how about some gelled hair what do you do what do you think you're doing back there tyler tyler 0.99
00:08:56.920 the question shut up
00:08:59.800 the question was 0.99
00:09:01.800 bullshit how dare you tyler also a seamless transition from toad to tyler just saying 0.97
00:09:06.520 that is really it is we're just really good at transitioning this show is so funny and uh 0.99
00:09:12.840 shout out to laney for the incredible edit and also shout out to laney who i had multiple people 0.98
00:09:18.040 in georgia came up to me like again and again saying how they want to fuck you yeah what yeah yeah 0.96
00:09:24.680 speaking of transitions 0.99
00:09:27.880 also thank you for laney for immediately like getting this uh youtube taken down because you 0.80
00:09:32.920 have a straight up dude's dick painting a picture it's covered it's artistic dude you can't see it 0.89
00:09:39.480 no it was like a whole cast on it he literally just made it better he made it more white i wanted to 0.99
00:09:44.680 say though that uh so yeah a lot of guys did say they wanted to fuck laney a lot of dudes came up to 1.00
00:09:49.640 me and said that and i think that that's a very good reflection on what is the libertarian party today 0.92
00:09:54.520 and possibly what it always has been gay fair he's a cute dude he's a really cute dude let's be real 0.99
00:10:00.360 dude he is a very beautiful man yeah if i was gonna fuck a dude that's top of the list 0.99
00:10:06.360 it's up there that's true i would fuck toad though he's near the top all right can we are we gonna 0.99
00:10:12.840 are we gonna recap georgia are we gonna talk about the debate at all yes all right because i i've 0.97
00:10:16.120 already been superfluous in my phrase to the toadski uh what are the other gentlemen here think 0.99
00:10:22.680 i've been in the pre-chat i've been sucking his dick the whole time it's kind of it's it's going 0.99
00:10:28.200 live like right now right it's weird it's already live i think like an hour and a half ago i saw a 0.97
00:10:32.600 few clips i was pretty impressed i mean i also heard you guys commentary so i was excited i'm
00:10:36.760 i'm gonna check it out tomorrow but i'm looking forward to it i got in like i said i got in like
00:10:41.160 30 minutes before it ended i was like i i went out and i was like i'm not watching too because it was
00:10:45.880 what two hours two and a half hours probably more no because they went over can you tyler can you pull
00:10:51.320 up the 12 minute mark 12 minute 30 second mark because i did watch some of this i caught the beginning and i
00:10:55.800 caught the end and i want to watch i want to watch it with you guys and jose you haven't seen it cole
00:11:01.880 you didn't see the the beginning um just play like like just the first 45 seconds of that uh like i
00:11:08.920 said do a whole episode of just breaking just break it down that's what everybody wants it was three
00:11:14.040 hours it was three hours right like it was yeah yeah three hours of retarded blue dude and i was like 0.88
00:11:20.520 i'm not and i was originally it was like supposed to be two and a half and i was like i'll get there 30
00:11:24.200 minutes before it ends because i'm not watching two hours of a libertarian debate because in my mind
00:11:29.480 i was going toad is just going to go autistic and the rest of these guys are just going to be like 0.86
00:11:34.840 toad but look better kind of like i sucked you in man but yeah well it was it was i was presently
00:11:44.760 surprised whenever like toad was literally just being like no you're like kind of trumping it but like 0.93
00:11:52.440 also i was also very uh i was getting the secondhand embarrassment very much so uh it's a problem
00:11:59.800 i have but i think that that's an iq problem everybody besides me what i think it's a i think
00:12:05.640 it's an iq problem with cole because when i was i was sitting right next to cole and i was looking
00:12:09.960 at him he's like we should probably get out of here this is embarrassing and i was like i couldn't
00:12:14.120 be more proud to be here no right now and just be loosely associated with toad on the stage i i put
00:12:21.560 my jersey on early i was gonna put it on before we came on the stage but as he's making his final
00:12:26.760 statements you were like slung it on and i was like i'm with that guy we made this shirt we made
00:12:33.640 this jose your shirt we made this together toad okay i was proud of you man it was crazy and and
00:12:42.280 cole sat next to me and saw a completely different story i wonder what the people are gonna see
00:12:48.200 because i can't i just couldn't watch like it's something weird like one i don't like debates
00:12:53.240 first of all two it's like i just cringe whenever you don't like anything longer than 10 seconds
00:12:58.520 including sex i'm assuming this was like cringy humor watching it and no but you're also this
00:13:05.640 additional you're associated with it that's what i'm getting yes it's that i'm associated with it no
00:13:09.960 no no he brought up coctober dude like you can't say no wait wait in the live debate he brought up
00:13:17.080 coctober no way hold on hold on oh my god here's his introduction his introductory remarks remarks go 0.99
00:13:23.720 ahead uh play this the website here campaign go ahead oh this is closing yeah we said 12 36 you dumb 0.98
00:13:34.440 slut yeah 12 12 that was that was where he brings up his uh the that's that's the end one i want to 0.92
00:13:40.120 watch that one after but at 12 32. that was when uh the trump said six but two works as well i look
00:13:45.640 sexy as by the way jesus all right well that's josh yeah you know what lp stands for right don't we
00:13:54.120 loser party that is what the lp is it's a part of the party just constantly loses all the time
00:14:03.240 i'm so i would not try to convince you to vote for me if i was running for the lp that's not a 0.52
00:14:07.400 direction that i would take at all the backwards half completes it though guys are gonna you know 0.98
00:14:11.560 just spew some d ass about well both these parties suck yeah everybody knows both these other 0.99
00:14:16.200 parties suck for the most part i don't even need to put a political spin on it all what i would do 0.99
00:14:21.960 is and this is something that i do do i actually go to bars and there's talking randos i just and 0.99
00:14:26.680 this is no he doesn't he just lied it's the first political lie really just kind of spread a message
00:14:33.960 it's literally a recovering alcoholic
00:14:41.800 hold on pause it real quick pause it because it'd be really funny if toad actually does go to bars
00:14:45.960 he just goes like please just a tonic water uh how are y'all doing just like just talking to
00:14:51.000 everybody have you guys heard about okc yet just drinking like a doctor pepper
00:14:59.720 yo by the way by the way in our airbnb we crack these bottles open and toad picks up the glass and
00:15:05.880 he just goes and then he sits down and he picks it right back up and he goes oh yeah 0.99
00:15:10.840 the whiskey baby it's like this dick is an addict for real you know he did uh he did take a sip of 0.99
00:15:17.160 the strawberry wine he did like a very small sip of it because elizabeth made him do it but uh 0.99
00:15:25.000 there was no alcohol in that do you think he would have been better if owen was in his ear no
00:15:30.120 no it was crazy it could have been funnier but it wouldn't have been so awesome yeah the reason it
00:15:35.960 was awesome is because this was toad it was like really toad like like i said this is what went
00:15:41.720 through toad's head at when he sat on the stage it's amazing oh they put kurt russell as well that's
00:15:58.840 amazing mccarthy they just leaned into it i love it russell mccarthy jesus i love it how he brought
00:16:06.120 up that you did you did you have the i didn't even check and see did you have the jersey on when 0.98
00:16:10.120 you were doing the moderating or no no no no no dumb slut that would be even better if you had 1.00
00:16:16.120 matching jerseys during the hornberger bitch later that like clearly these guys were sort of working 1.00
00:16:20.920 together like they were working in tandem conspiracy now how do you have the jerseys even better like on the
00:16:26.680 nose he actually said the toad and kurt russell were working together this guy he calls himself
00:16:33.000 the toad clearly mr the moderator yo during the debate he would refer to him as mr toad over and
00:16:40.120 i would say mr toad dude there's one part in the debate that killed me when uh and i hope it came
00:16:45.800 out good in the audio he looks and he goes excuse me mr toad and he's like pointing in an accusatory
00:16:53.560 fashion at him and i'm like this is incredible this guy three oh my god that's our new sound 0.90
00:16:58.680 bite when he fucks like when he does a shitty joke there you go excuse me mr toad one dude jose once 0.98
00:17:04.600 he said that i looked at the guy with the camera and i said you're gonna clip that for me right 0.99
00:17:08.600 and he's like yeah like that's a drop it was so crazy but yo how serious were we taking hornberger in
00:17:15.880 in 2020. do you remember this seriously i mean do you know that jacob hornberger this is full circle
00:17:21.400 for me he was the first person that i ever drew for josh's show that's kind of how i got started
00:17:26.520 doing this i drew him with a hamburger not knowing how unserious of a person he is i get it
00:17:33.320 it was you get it toad you get hornberger and hamburger you got it okay i screwed up i screwed up
00:17:39.560 terribly i took the mises caucus uh you know support as just like well i'm sure he's the best
00:17:45.960 and you know the crazy part he might have been
00:17:51.400 dude based on that debate i think he might be worse than joe jorgensen it's crazy god it now it
00:17:57.800 makes me think like what if dave did run for president then dave's up on that stage with toad
00:18:03.000 and then none of that happens none of it happened that would have been good that one he would have
00:18:07.400 vibed with it dave would have rolled with that he would have had fun with it because he he was just
00:18:11.160 like played off that this is why i wanted dave to do it so badly is because any setting if it goes
00:18:15.560 humorous he's gonna crush if it goes vicious he's gonna crush conspiracy theory he's gonna crush
00:18:20.360 would have been awesome but i it's like honestly though my my expectation for toad and i've said this
00:18:25.160 many times and i kept saying it like week after week as the lead up and i think everyone laughed and
00:18:29.720 thought i was kidding i honestly thought that toad was gonna either have a seizure on stage or just 0.74
00:18:35.560 like throw up or shit his pants like i thought i honestly thought that the pressure would crack 0.59
00:18:40.360 him it did the exact opposite this man became a diamond on that stage and he shined like one too 0.88
00:18:47.160 go to the end of it and and i want to just show what clint is talking about here um are you there
00:18:52.600 tyler at that end part i see tyler panicking i'm like sort of a chameleon uh like amphibious creature
00:18:59.720 type of thing where i can adapt to all these different scenarios millions aren't amphibious yeah you're
00:19:04.040 legitimately like one of the coolest people i know now just because of this debate yeah here
00:19:09.640 total loser do they have the trump part in here uh maybe yeah probably at the end there god but
00:19:16.200 whatever play this play play this tyler i'd like to hear about the website for your campaign go ahead 0.91
00:19:23.000 uh you'll have to a time travel through that one into the future uh look man i'm i'm just real 0.65
00:19:29.000 toad with the fucking banger we got the time travel into the future 0.99
00:19:32.440 more efficient campaign that government has ever seen i've done zero fundraising and i continue to uh 0.98
00:19:39.960 i plan on continuing having that uh be the case
00:19:44.120 i mean how would you rather be would you rather do that and like not expend all this uh effort and
00:19:48.120 actually like spend more time like being able to live your life and doing other things or would you
00:19:51.720 like to be like libertarian lifers like some of the these guys up here putting in like all this time
00:19:57.240 effort tons of money like hundreds of thousands of dollars like bars or or being uh like just a
00:20:02.360 perennial loser like jacobs losing every single time or every single cycle like joe jorgensen or
00:20:11.400 whoever the nominee is going to be just to get one two percent in the general and then everybody's 0.95
00:20:15.720 going to forget about you no who cares about that so chase makes fun of me for uh just no one as being
00:20:21.160 a podcaster but look i think we can reach people that way we can reach people by making them laugh
00:20:25.800 that's what i'm trying to tell look how uncomfortable josh is he's like uh-huh yeah
00:20:31.080 josh and buttoned his suit back like five times he was like this because he made them all look bad
00:20:38.600 do you see what he just did there it was incredible toad went there and did a triple backflip
00:20:44.680 landed it like this and cole was embarrassed i'm like no no that one was good no no no that one was
00:20:51.320 fine i just it was the it was the like him going like my website's towergang.com and i was like you
00:20:57.960 can't do yes you don't see the irony in it it's thinking on his feet like they were like so like
00:21:05.160 toad what's your website and he was like actually it's towergang.towergangpod.com and it just like
00:21:11.080 gave them complete then plugged october and and they were baffled there was a comedian that walked
00:21:17.160 up this trump dude and he was like gonna he was there to if there are if there's a video of that
00:21:21.640 there would be perfect to play because there's got to be that was that was the cringiest part
00:21:31.160 that was the debate oh no like just riding into the debate out of all the cringy thing the cringiest
00:21:37.640 thing of the whole weekend was there was a trump impersonator that would he just came up and he
00:21:42.760 would be like he was dressed sort of like trump i guess with a wig on jackman brother but with liver
00:21:48.600 failure yeah yeah he walked in the room i was like oh is that eric jackman for real and then he got
00:21:53.400 close i was like this guy looks bad dude it's like actually because aren't the jackman's pretty tall
00:21:58.760 aren't the jackman's tall i might i've never met him no yeah yeah they're over six feet yeah this well
00:22:03.720 this guy was probably like five nine maybe and but he was the same size of the jackman's so like he was a
00:22:10.120 big dude skin his lips were like jaundiced i'm not even kidding i thought he was dying it looked
00:22:14.680 really bad and he had like today elijah schaefer said that uh your lips is the same connected to 0.77
00:22:21.080 the same organ as your butthole and then i thought about like the similarities between and i'm just like
00:22:26.120 i never thought about it that way but yeah like what if they were just that's true we've talked about 0.99
00:22:30.920 one five it's one singular hole yeah kissing your wife like same pipe same pipe baby it's all the 0.54
00:22:40.600 same very the same you may now kiss the bride and then you just the trump impersonator it's tough 0.96
00:22:47.720 to look worse than oh god dude i'm telling you it was so bad
00:23:01.720 that wasn't actually too bad for like it's a gigantic joke true i'm glad to see that you guys got frog
00:23:12.920 as your front runner it's been a very entertaining debate you've all done a great job thank you thank
00:23:22.520 you it's uh it's a little worn out it started about 40 years ago but i like the name i like where
00:23:30.840 oh they didn't have they didn't have my question was at the end ah damn it they didn't have oh they
00:23:36.840 cut it toad asked a question at like at the end he he talks to him that's why i thought we were
00:23:40.840 watching we need to say that you guys have uh a member of metallica here
00:23:48.920 so yeah i just want to know how you're going to take shots at me
00:23:53.320 god it looks so terrible it was so embarrassing
00:24:00.840 how does toad even do his arm like that that seems impossible
00:24:14.840 here we go here we go
00:24:28.840 donald trump if you are uh running for president you're running for president i would challenge
00:24:32.760 you i would challenge you uh to give us a little uh october surprise and submit a picture of your pms
00:24:38.840 too towering for uh october competition
00:24:42.840 is this an actual thing
00:24:48.840 he said he said is that an actual thing like he broke toad toad did this the entire debate that's
00:25:04.280 why cole you were embarrassed but i was like this was masterful he was just like ripping people's
00:25:08.920 masks off and then the guy with the biggest mask came on and toad just said i don't know if you'll
00:25:14.840 notice but in behind trump's head from the the stage angle you could actually see the winner of
00:25:20.200 cocktober sitting in the audience yeah you could you could see david's like a street musician this
00:25:25.560 is just also surreal to me like watching it back just feels like it like it's making it real because
00:25:31.400 i felt like i was living in a dream and now i'm like oh no this should actually happen dude this is
00:25:35.000 crazy we need to get a gofundme going to send him to like all the conventions that'd be
00:25:38.920 phenomenal dude no he's already probably gonna appear on the news you got some from what some
00:25:43.160 fox news right toad that's something in north carolina i don't know why they want whatever
00:25:48.440 fox affiliate like a minor local one i want to say i want to say what they called you because it was
00:25:53.400 really funny but it'll also dock to you so i'm not gonna do it i mean they're gonna dox him anyways
00:26:01.160 toad you realize that like by doing what you did i'm pretty sure like your life is going to be uh
00:26:06.920 ruined or at least different there's no and it's not going to come from tower gang it's going to
00:26:12.520 come from from this political which is just bizarre do you think anybody watches the lp debate the lp
00:26:18.600 georgia debate come on man i'm totally people watch the lp debate of the one of the um the toasters
00:26:25.320 one i'll tell you i'll tell you this one though man this debate uh in terms of like any of the primary
00:26:33.240 debates it's going to be the most watched i guarantee it people are going to watch the 0.99
00:26:37.240 shit about that these people were retarded they're so boring i wish that there was a 1.00
00:26:43.400 i wish we had a time stamp for i'm just going to go toad i wish we had a time stamp for uh for a 0.99
00:26:49.400 clint when he's asking them like when he asked them uh who he said who would you rather trump or
00:26:54.600 biden that was it and these people spiraled and i was just i was watching i said it's incredible
00:27:00.120 both bad they're both no no no jose you don't even realize it was it was they're both bad but
00:27:06.680 they did it in like what they probably took like 30 minutes two minutes no yeah yeah two minutes each
00:27:12.360 and they'd be like when it comes down to it they're both terrible because like he did this and he's
00:27:17.560 like okay i didn't ask you that it's like but it was literally two minutes every one of them except 0.89
00:27:21.560 for like i think toad was just like yeah they both suck but uh he's just like i can't believe 0.69
00:27:29.640 this right now that's the best part too like so i'm bringing david as like not really even on tower
00:27:38.280 gang he's never uh never been to an lp event doesn't really know what libertarian libertarianism is
00:27:45.800 and i'm like it's beautiful because i get to see him react in real time how i should have reacted
00:27:51.400 years ago when i went to one of these it was with disgust recoil his wife was just like what the 0.97
00:27:58.280 is wrong with these people not a single normal person it's so funny it's so funny you know what's
00:28:07.000 hilarious is uh like two years ago or whatever whenever it was we went to the lp florida one i spent
00:28:13.160 more time at that one like actually around the people around like the whole the entire time
00:28:19.080 like probably two to three times more like actual time together at the lp event than i did
00:28:24.760 at the one that we were paid to be at like i was there like the minimum i could be because i was like
00:28:30.200 i'm not gonna hang out with these people i don't want to talk to them no you probably got
00:28:34.200 jack burton says it already got 600 plus views so it's already i'm pretty sure got the most views
00:28:39.160 of any lp debate yeah probably yeah already yeah yeah i'm pretty sure the average tower
00:28:43.080 gang episode out does any lp debate so there you go it's yeah can you believe i i know you guys
00:28:49.320 haven't had a chance to watch it back but three three of them were there so can you believe that
00:28:54.280 this tried to frame me as some mccarthy-esque like wait somebody someone in the rumble chat said can toad
00:29:01.320 ruin his life any further that's very good we'll find out we're gonna find out i'll tell you the
00:29:07.800 truth clint i don't know who mccarthy is i don't know you ever heard of the red scare you know about
00:29:15.800 that barely i mean it's so funny because mccarthy literally went through like the american government 0.78
00:29:23.160 and then maybe outside of government and was just like you're a communist get the 0.58
00:29:26.520 fuck out you're under arrest get out guys speaking of mccarthy we got a new fleek of the week man and 0.98
00:29:34.440 this one's escape from san diego clint mccarthy russell uh gave him a little you know retro vibe 0.99
00:29:40.760 there that's going to be available probably for a week and then we also got one more this is from uh
00:29:46.600 last week cole said uh there's two wolves inside of you one's autistic the other retarded he didn't say 0.99
00:29:53.080 i'm gay i added that part that's such a great that's such a great addition that was implied so 0.98
00:29:58.600 anyway which one is so gay don't you say you're gonna give one of these away usually or yes a fleek 0.90
00:30:04.760 of the week is you're gonna win we're playing another game we don't know the game but i'm 0.88
00:30:09.800 gonna let you know at the end who wins the game in the chat just by whatever you're saying
00:30:13.960 and if i like it or not um and then i'll tell you if you won and if you did win you get to choose
00:30:19.400 one of these you could uh dm or whatever i would i would actually take i would actually wear that
00:30:23.720 that was the gym i would cut the sleeves off and i would walk into the gym that's such a great gym
00:30:31.000 shirt it's an amazing game that's such a great gym shirt it's not even funny while you're doing
00:30:39.160 deadlifts and just like you you're pulling up like one of the deep cuts right like one of the deep cuts
00:30:44.680 the ones that like almost go down to show your obliques like yeah i'll cut it out just have like
00:30:50.040 a little string on each side covering yeah dude for real it slaps a little bit like when i when i 0.76
00:30:55.320 did this like little design it it's really it does fucking slap i'm probably gonna get one i really 0.97
00:31:00.680 want one badly and i'll also add uh not to put my my finger on the scale too much given that i don't
00:31:07.720 even know what game we're playing but given that josie is in the chat i would highly encourage you to
00:31:11.960 send her the the uh kurt russell shirt because it's great marketing material for us and hopefully
00:31:17.720 she'll post it on well josie you can play the game fair and square like everybody else okay just
00:31:22.600 because you're a celebrity josie we don't know i don't know it's a prize this week i had somebody
00:31:30.120 actually messaged me during the show last week and be like hey can you give me the the shirt i
00:31:34.440 really like it and i'm like i have no control over this like it's just you saw a guy with 30 seconds
00:31:40.760 left on the show and he's like you win you could just buy this you could literally just buy it if
00:31:45.800 you really like it you know you can only win that's it that's the only way this doesn't help
00:31:50.520 my business at all you can only win dude as as clint was saying it's totally crazy that the
00:31:56.280 combination of clint and i especially clint with his questions basically destroyed so you know what
00:32:01.000 we should do campaign which is crazy i'm revising my business statement you can only if you win then
00:32:06.440 you can buy it that's how much people want this shirt but i'm not gonna let anyone else buy it
00:32:10.840 only if you win if you win you can pay me no but i really do want an answer to this question because
00:32:19.240 you guys were there i felt as if i was in the i was in like neutral business mode clint i was
00:32:25.640 obviously asking questions that are important to me but i wasn't yeah i didn't i wasn't trying to
00:32:29.560 ruin anybody did it come across as accusatory or prosecutorial i i don't think i wasn't really
00:32:37.560 listening no you were asking him questions it was obviously disagree but we have like people have to
00:32:42.840 respond to these questions it was a good no no i think you if i did listen and here's the thing i
00:32:48.680 heard the most was like they were like you didn't let them off the hook like they were like you kept
00:32:52.520 asking about the vaccination stuff and it's just like cole you weren't there no no you weren't there for
00:32:56.600 this part we were in the overflow we were in the overflow room and i ran in when you were doing
00:33:01.800 this to uh to jacob because he was like they were like he was asking about covet he was like my show's
00:33:06.760 liberty lockdown is about covet so we asked everybody how do you feel about it and they were like pretty
00:33:11.800 bad pretty bad and they asked him and they go he goes hey old man how do you feel about covet and he
00:33:17.240 goes covet doesn't matter he's like we're talking about social security and he's like no no but for real
00:33:22.440 how did you feel about the like covet the lockdowns and he was like oh how they lied and he was like
00:33:27.880 never looked into it and it was like the are you talking about you were running for president
00:33:33.400 in 2020. he was like at one point he goes clint goes so you're telling me that you've never looked
00:33:39.400 into it and he goes of course i've never looked into it and i'm like where am i and then i then i just
00:33:45.160 respond with one word why i said yeah and he goes he's sabotaging me this man here has sabotaged my
00:33:53.320 political career by asking me why i have never thought about covet and like wow jacob but how does
00:34:00.280 that affect you it's like oh i don't know jesus christ you should have just done the same thing but
00:34:05.880 done with the jews like have you looked into like the like you know the jews and stuff you know and
00:34:09.640 they're like who is they though why why have you not what do you think they're doing in those tunnels
00:34:15.720 jacob you think he knows about the tunnels man i don't think he knows anything that happened beyond
00:34:22.600 1990. i don't think he owns a tv i don't think he's left his house in four years so he definitely
00:34:28.040 doesn't have a bluetooth headset because when we first pulled up into the vfw he was walking
00:34:33.160 into the woods that wasn't a store that wasn't just you didn't make that up no you're making that 0.73
00:34:37.640 we saw his ass and they were like who the woods so again david and his wife have no idea about the 0.97
00:34:44.600 libertarian party they're like who the is that guy like that guy was actually the front runner 0.99
00:34:48.440 for the the party in 2020 and they're like he's running jose check this so so after you've just been
00:34:54.520 you've just been told what transpired by these three now now mind you jacob hornberger the next day
00:34:59.880 does does he does three 40 minute long videos just blasting me for my my demeanor or whatever i only
00:35:09.800 watched the one that was specifically about you that was part three that's such a great no positive
00:35:14.840 oh damn it there was a joe mccarthy proceeding taking place during that debate 0.75
00:35:20.920 uh and guess who was directing it the right wing moderator clint russell 0.98
00:35:33.000 i'm just glad like we're doing it on such a low level but i'm glad that like tower gang is subverting
00:35:38.360 to this to this like level i don't know that it's okay baby gop we're coming for you
00:35:44.520 i don't know that this is low level at all i feel like we put a nuke into the entire party with this
00:35:50.120 i did not expect it that wasn't even our intention you know what it is like we've been spoiled from
00:35:54.680 like uh like the thing we did with my with my kid on the you know being crucified we're like subverting
00:36:00.520 yeah i know though we're subverting the world tunnels yeah online but this was fun to subvert in
00:36:06.440 real life and then something that kind of like we grew out of to us it's a big deal you know to other
00:36:11.160 people who give this but like we really did subvert this dude dude lives in dc we're literally just
00:36:16.760 shitting on it hold on hold on dude dude lives in dc made a 20-hour road trip rather than a two-hour 0.93
00:36:21.880 flight what a time preference yeah is he afraid to fly he would be he would be the type of to be 0.98
00:36:28.600 afraid to fly 100 he would be like he'd be afraid to fly but he's not afraid of like he's not afraid
00:36:34.440 of dude you know who locked down the covet i thought that they were the dude that came to see us
00:36:38.840 well i forgot his name man when they tried to you yeah yeah matt the dude yeah for coal
00:36:44.280 he drove he drove 20 hours from yeah i did for us some montana yeah just for your 0.98
00:36:49.080 fucking fly homeboy did you give it up 1.00
00:36:53.560 didn't even let him suck your dick dude he literally like he messaged me the day after 1.00
00:36:57.720 and he was like like gym buddies that like long kiss you know what i'm saying 1.00
00:37:00.600 yeah like but like ironically oh
00:37:06.680 gotta gotta get it gotta get in the uh the jaw hypertrophy about your homies tell us the truth 0.98
00:37:11.400 tell us the truth matt were you trying to him yo y'all do y'all do jaw workouts for real dude no dude
00:37:17.560 matt's such a great everything you think i say it's gonna be terrible matt matt you're in the chat 0.99
00:37:24.680 fucking acknowledge the fact he drew from missouri you wanted to touch dick tips together 0.99
00:37:31.720 our live show that he was at friday night he was like staring up cole's shorts basically yeah everybody 1.00
00:37:36.920 was cool's balls the entire the entire chat was talking about it i did it it was just the way that
00:37:44.680 the the the like the shorts are like you know mid thigh like mid so like for those that didn't get to 0.99
00:37:51.880 watch the live show because the recording and the audio was so fucked i i want to let people know 0.89
00:37:55.960 because i've never had the opportunity to see this because we've never done it without a table we're
00:37:59.160 just sitting on couches cold does this incredibly adorable thing which is why matt wants to long
00:38:04.280 kiss him is that that he will every time every time he he giggles he talks he laughs any basically 0.94
00:38:11.240 constantly he fucking pitter-pats his little feet he goes up and down really really fast it's so 0.97
00:38:16.280 fucking cute if you go to my wife's uh twitter she actually took a video of it at the lp uh like 0.99
00:38:24.040 at the lp event and it's just me under the table you see my foot just like 0.97
00:38:29.480 instead of calling you smiley your new nickname is thumper thumper i like it i like it dude i'm telling
00:38:34.920 you dude like it's just it's just automatic i'm doing it now it's just it's just i can't help it at
00:38:40.840 all yeah i'm doing it now it's it or if you see me i'll literally be like this the entire like i just
00:38:45.960 do this the entire uh episode i'm just like swinging how did you how did you feel like have you had a
00:38:52.120 letdown afterwards like going back to work and because you were a rock star for 12 hours
00:38:58.280 dude you don't think i'm a rock star at work not probably not given how suicidal you are yeah how much
00:39:04.120 you say you hate your job every day every water cooler like i was just at the lp debates this weekend
00:39:11.640 did you work about it no they don't know i was at the i want to i again i want to stop praising toad
00:39:17.640 and i want to bring down top because top uh he like told us afterwards he said hey guys it was my fault
00:39:23.880 he said i fucked up the roadcaster he said it was legitimately on am i lying because he was so high 0.98
00:39:30.360 well there was a couple of things um yeah so there were noise gates that weren't activated it's 0.54
00:39:35.400 a whole technical thing what i think really broke it was the fourth line so i had a splitter from the
00:39:42.200 fourth line one was going to toad one was going to josh and josh is so loud i think he he like overtook
00:39:51.640 it and then it made everything out of balance there was at one point i touched i touched all four of
00:39:55.960 the faders and put him down stopped and then put him back up and everyone was making fun of me
00:40:01.160 and i'm like no no he's so loud that he's created a feedback in all the microphones because he's
00:40:07.800 that loud and it was just going so i had to cut all the sound let it die and then put it back up and
00:40:14.120 you guys are like oh you're just playing with buttons but i'm like this guy's sabotaging our 0.84
00:40:17.240 shit no at one point you literally were just looking at he was literally looking at the whole 0.85
00:40:22.520 roadcaster and he was oh oh that was that was another thing from the weekend 0.99
00:40:29.080 clint exclusively wears comfy clothes uh around the house that is a thick-ass turtle 0.99
00:40:34.840 and comfy clothes are literally just an old ass like you can see everything you can see the balls 0.99
00:40:42.680 right there on the side everything i mean you can tell it's cold but it's still thick you know what i 0.99
00:40:47.400 mean like it was cold it was cold like it's like a little mushroom but it's a thick-ass mushroom 0.96
00:40:52.840 because this is like this is what disturbed me about it i had uh girls and shit that were commenting 0.99
00:40:57.560 on elizabeth's photo and they and they were like everyone's like oh i see what you're working with
00:41:01.480 i was like it's cold outside please don't look at it it was very cold and i'm telling you it was
00:41:05.880 look how thick that is thank you look i think that is i'm telling you dude it was every time i can make 0.99
00:41:10.360 out your dick perfectly from that yeah dude it was every time so like from the first time he stepped 0.99
00:41:15.320 into the airbnb that we were in he walks down like the the stairway to where we were at like 0.99
00:41:21.000 downstairs and walking down i could see his dick jumping as he was walking down the stairs and i 0.91
00:41:26.120 was like this is oh my god i was like this dude please take it down i don't want to look at it 0.99
00:41:32.760 you gotta look at your dick clint look at it this is what we were looking at this we had two days of 0.98
00:41:37.640 this a whole two days three days actually of where we just we were begging him we're like clint please 0.99
00:41:42.360 stop with these and he was like i'm just cozy i don't give a i really don't i really really don't
00:41:47.800 hey real quick do you guys realize like we all we all look at toad as the weakest link but we have
00:41:53.560 created him into such a monster that he can up anybody else on the planet how crazy is that well
00:41:58.680 i can only i called it lp types no i think you might be able to up anybody at this point it's not
00:42:03.720 link will you up it's not as strong as our weakest link and our weakest link is a juggernaut
00:42:09.880 it's over for you hoes what we did to toad what we did to toad is called tg ultra and that should 1.00
00:42:15.720 probably be a shirt for next week tower game that's gonna have like an anime vibe that sounds like
00:42:20.520 some anime like dude what we need what we need is a pokemon evolution for the toad because he he
00:42:26.120 transitioned to his final form i don't know what the it is i don't know if it's like toticon or 0.97
00:42:30.520 some it's hideous he's a bad motherfucker yeah dude like i said it's just i don't give a 0.99
00:42:37.400 fuck what was funny so so i gotta i guess i wish i wish uh raven was able to come on and talk about 0.99
00:42:43.000 this so like uh he's not allowed because we can't have we can't have more than five yeah 0.98
00:42:51.400 so me and raven jose made the rule of five to prospectively stop the person that was going to
00:42:57.240 replace him from coming on it's like five max five five max that's some fed that's some fed
00:43:03.240 looking forward that much to be like hey we gotta increase barriers to keep my job alive
00:43:08.200 like that's some guardrails i'm guiding this you know see i'm destroying the lp i'm pulling the fed
00:43:13.240 off dude jose do you feel like you'd be the first one out like if we had to do like a cut
00:43:17.800 you feel like that would be dude imagine if jose was the first one cut looking at toad like definitely
00:43:22.520 he's right there like he's right no i mean nope toad is priceless you guys yeah totally should
00:43:29.000 can me while he is the weakest link he's also the strongest link in some weird way so no he's
00:43:34.280 clear he's clearly clearly the star of the show it's not even if i if i'm gonna be honest main character
00:43:42.760 cole puts the least amount of energy in but he somehow still pulls it off and that that weirdly
00:43:48.360 gives him like a certain energy you know you know where he gets his energy long kissing matt yeah
00:43:54.840 i don't just no i don't i don't just do it just with matt that was i gotta have constant energy it's
00:43:59.880 just every guy at the gym so much happened so much happened on the weekend and the audio was also
00:44:05.720 up for that episode but when when you said that that was another one of cole's things
00:44:11.560 where uh he's like so and you guys kiss the man and he's all drunk eyes are red and when his eye
00:44:17.080 when he gets drunk his eyes go like further apart oh yeah yeah they're yeah i'm not gay i'm not scared
00:44:22.840 of it and his mouth gets wet like on the sides he's like it turns out he's kissed more than one guy
00:44:29.240 with the name no it's because it's because someone asked someone asked cole and he goes like he goes
00:44:34.760 like which one and we're like like he's kissing multiple dudes all right no no no elizabeth said 0.71
00:44:41.640 something she was like oh yeah he kissed dicky and i was like oh i wasn't thinking about dicky
00:44:47.640 oh that's right i kissed my roommate and she goes oh gross that guy i'm like the is going 0.61
00:45:03.320 we were all with these people no dude it was piss drunk i'm talking all of us it was all four of us 0.66
00:45:07.880 that's why like i remember every word of it i would have kissed you no no no i'm talking about
00:45:14.680 the the night that that because we were doing a drinking game you made out with your roommate like
00:45:19.400 again i didn't make out with them it was i'd never made out with a dude someone in the rumble chat says
00:45:23.480 i came here to hear about ipads and vaginas i don't know i heard toad talking about an ipad i don't 0.98
00:45:28.440 even know what the fuck yeah what is this reference to that was a story that came up that some fat woman 1.00
00:45:33.880 robbed an apple store and she stole at least six ipads by hiding them in her vagina you might niche 1.00
00:45:41.800 a reference about that somewhere i don't even know i don't even know how that's even possible 0.78
00:45:45.320 how that's not even happened that story's a lie yeah i don't know i mean did you see the name ipad and
00:45:51.480 it was like a heavy flow day and she's like i gotta throw these like an ipad mini right guys i got
00:45:57.480 if that's if that's a true article i would like to read that because announcements to make guys
00:46:01.560 uh the winner of fleek of the week is samuel tweed you didn't know it but if
00:46:06.440 fucking up a tower was actually the way to win you won dm me or email me top lobster 0.57
00:46:14.200 wasn't he there this weekend he was there he won he came up to me and chewed my ear off and he was 0.99
00:46:21.160 he was so shit-faced i love our fans they were giving away blueberry wine for free over for like 0.96
00:46:28.360 i was just taking i'd had i took two bottles back it was delicious but i was like that is not the 1.00
00:46:32.520 thing to do it it's just they were giving away that book by that guy oh yeah her vagina could take nine 1.00
00:46:37.240 ipads well attempting to hide them inside our genitals they must have fallen out can you read 0.99
00:46:42.920 this genitals i bet it means her titty crack bro lifting her dress and inserting several ipads 1.00
00:46:48.520 between her legs i don't know what sex education you got but i don't i don't count genitals 1.00
00:46:52.360 okay let's read the headline that's the way you can put it in her pussy i don't think boobs are 1.00
00:46:56.520 genitals you put it in one in between each lip you know she's got some fat lips you can tell 1.00
00:47:01.640 yeah she can hide at least one ipad between okay oh let me read this quote i couldn't believe she had
00:47:07.080 managed to cram six ipads in there we had to make her spread her legs wide open and check with the 1.00
00:47:11.560 flashlight just to be sure there weren't any more left security agent alan bells told reporters dude that's
00:47:18.280 the jewish looking guy dude to be like i'll i'll look up under her dress i guess i don't think
00:47:23.800 no way at first she denied two two 12.9 inch display ipad pros those are the ones that i draw on
00:47:30.520 yeah there's no way without waiting for the cops that's the security guy he's literally like spread 0.99
00:47:35.160 your pussy with me put the flashlight up in there yeah but the thing who the hell is going to want to see 1.00
00:47:40.760 inside that all right scroll back up scroll back up hey what's it called like i know i want to see her 1.00
00:47:45.800 it's called keystring when you shove up your ass what do you call does she look jewish because i 1.00
00:47:49.400 could definitely call her a vagina of the tunnel the thing is the shape of it it's like this wide 1.00
00:47:54.680 like that's how that's about how wide it is and then it's kind of skinny i could see once you get 0.98
00:47:59.480 one in i could see how you can get the other ones yeah 11 and a half they kind of already dropped it
00:48:04.040 open you know yeah it's kind of like whenever like you're trying to open it to that to that
00:48:08.440 circumference just seems totally impossible it's called pustering just hit that is jesus christ oh
00:48:15.400 she's a single mother of four well yeah by the way so you know those have to like those get stolen 0.98
00:48:20.680 they got put up her vagina which obviously means that they can't be sold i guess they could be 1.00
00:48:24.840 sold would you buy website no she was all about shitting buttholes and vaginas this is the greatest 1.00
00:48:31.400 news source on the planet keister news she was stealing she was stealing for her family she had 1.00
00:48:38.680 one the 12.9 for herself she had four kids those were the 11 inches and the other 12.9 was for the 1.00
00:48:44.520 black boyfriend that she has when i wake up man i immediately go to insertionfails.com i love the news
00:48:52.280 insertionfails.com yo all right serious question though it's called keystring when you you know you 1.00
00:48:57.320 chunk stuff up your ass what's it called when you put up your pussy i don't know i said i said 1.00
00:49:02.600 postering that doesn't quite work because like keister is like a pister no uh here's the other 1.00
00:49:10.920 thing is so so these have been inside of her vagina what would what kind of discount would you need to 1.00
00:49:15.400 have to be like i'll buy i'll buy the ipad oh yeah yo yo that's it you know you've been the best buy 0.98
00:49:25.320 you've been to best buy and like all like the used they'll put it in the back in the corner
00:49:28.920 and it's called open box you know this is really open box
00:49:37.720 we got open box and we got up the box
00:49:42.680 it's like why is this wet why is this 50 off it looks totally fine yeah what's the discount gooey what's 0.97
00:49:48.840 the discount you got you they tell you they were like this was up a woman's vagina she's put it up there 1.00
00:49:52.920 and she's not a pretty woman either like can you define lightly used 0.98
00:50:07.400 you think she got the first one up there and she was like i think i can fit five more
00:50:13.160 you know she's horrible looking just by hearing that stat oh she put nine of them up there yeah
00:50:17.480 this is she got to six i think so they said i think our chat is funnier than us because i was
00:50:22.920 just i wasn't even paying it totally trying to say something i'm reading the chat like intensely
00:50:27.400 i'm like tell me more because you guys are killing right discounts 0.56
00:50:32.360 you want to pay a premium catching 45 you pervert 0.61
00:50:37.000 that's jesus that's all right i seriously know i seriously want to know around and pretending it's our
00:50:43.080 words and just not credit i do want to go around around the horn it'll be the title show we can do
00:50:47.000 whatever we want i want to go around the horn what's the discount it would take for you to buy 0.92
00:50:50.440 a ipad that's been up her pussy 66 i got it i got to have two thirds off at least i think i don't know 1.00
00:50:57.880 if they're gonna get a discount they're funnier than us 0.93
00:51:08.600 they're funnier than us like jose's getting nervous he was like that's why i got the rule of 0.97
00:51:13.400 five we can't have any of these motherfuckers on yeah we got what 105 here now this ain't working 0.99
00:51:19.320 dude i oh god dude i'm not sure it depends on what the woman looks like if it's this bitch that is 1.00
00:51:25.400 that is a big factor you're right actually discounted if it was a hot pitch then i don't 0.97
00:51:29.480 even think it needs to be discounted at walmart you could roll crack pricing
00:51:34.760 dude sorry roll rollback pricing anyways good roll crack pricing actually it's really funny 0.99
00:51:40.840 they're shoving up their ass it's like it's roll crack 0.96
00:51:44.520 i mean on the real you could just wipe that off with some disinfectant it's fine but i i don't know 0.99
00:51:49.160 i don't even really care about ipads that much so i i wouldn't even really want one but oh
00:51:53.240 i think the moisture they're fun the moisture might ruin it though and then the acids right 0.86
00:51:58.280 like the yeast all the yeast it's like no you can just put it in a vagina full of rice and it'll be 1.00
00:52:04.920 fine 0.99
00:52:19.640 that's one of the greatest jokes of all time holy 0.87
00:52:22.120 shit this is i didn't think that this would be actual a good segment i was like i saw it 0.99
00:52:26.280 it's gonna be stupid it's gonna be like dude toke goes to these like peaks and valleys where like he 0.99
00:52:31.560 does something dope and he rides off that high for a while and then we beat him back down then 0.99
00:52:35.560 he comes back up oh dude there's no there's no beating this man back down at this point he is a 0.98
00:52:39.560 goddamn legend jesus christ that was 0.94
00:52:49.160 do we need we need to get that clip from the debate before mr toad 0.98
00:52:53.560 excuse me mr toad i'm telling you it's it's the unawareness of how crazy that sounded because
00:53:01.400 everybody laughed when he said it and they're up there taking themselves so seriously i'm sorry i 0.89
00:53:06.760 don't want to keep going back to this shit but completely unaware of what's going on these people 0.98
00:53:11.640 assume to rule you or at least rule the libertarian party they wanted to be king autist incredible 0.99
00:53:17.880 what gives you the right we're like an hour deep yeah yeah we definitely need to do mailbag
00:53:22.520 we can do mailbag if you want any other thoughts on this weekend though they brought an
00:53:27.400 autism knife to an autism gun fight 0.99
00:53:34.600 big mistake motherfuckers so it said call the ambulance but not for me 0.99
00:53:40.680 we got ram toad in the building mark uh sent us a uh clockwork orange picture here in this 0.99
00:53:47.400 case it might be cockwork orange because he said would you rather attend 500 hours of jacob
00:53:52.440 warrenberger or or be bukkake by the rest of the game jesus 500 hours yo just just blast on me dude
00:54:03.880 i don't give a does it have to be in a row do i have to be like this as as the game like 40 days
00:54:10.200 that's like over over a month if it's 500 hours over like your entire life that makes a difference i
00:54:15.240 i mean bukkake takes like 20 minutes you're good like you're done and honestly you don't have to do
00:54:20.040 the work either they're just jerking off so wait i assume mark this means i think he means that we 0.70
00:54:25.560 have to be like that either watching jacob hornberger or getting calm guys our eyes are just open just 0.97
00:54:31.400 getting nutted what kind of bukkake is i'm just jerky you gotta at least do a handy like you can't 0.99
00:54:36.360 no i'm not touching any of your dicks no no no no it'd just be like you just say that it's it's like 0.99
00:54:41.320 it's like the train track thing that if you don't do anything if your hand's off it's not your 0.99
00:54:45.400 problem here here's the hard truth it would be it would be 60 days yo 60 days straight of eight hour
00:54:54.840 days of listening to that man talk or five minutes of your homeboys shooting loads on your face i'm
00:55:01.720 going with the five minutes i know it's it's just time preference god i i think i'd rather yeah like
00:55:07.880 have you guys come in my face than have to go to that clip it
00:55:15.960 he literally just said it however maybe maybe i would change my mind because if i go to the 0.99
00:55:20.440 hornberger lectures can i like taunt him the whole time would you rather be gay or get bukkake by tower 0.99
00:55:27.720 the real question is how quick can you guys not jerking off with a man on his knees and i think i 0.99
00:55:33.720 would hope that y'all would take me maybe as long as as the hornberger sermon i would i would hope that 0.98
00:55:38.840 you would pre-fluff it up i would hope that y'all would at least i would i would definitely i would
00:55:43.880 be like in the i'll be there we're like cole come out do the bukkake and i'm like in the bathroom like 0.50
00:55:48.120 get it up get it up get it up and then get out there and just bust immediately as fast as i could
00:55:52.040 because there's no way i would be able to the thing is again i have to be like with my eyes open
00:55:57.240 because like if you guys were doing that to me i would just be like i'm just gonna close my eyes
00:56:01.560 and like you just feel like you know like that sucks i'll take a shower but if i have to look 0.98
00:56:06.920 at it that's something different it's way worse you know what's it's the thing with being cummed 0.99
00:56:10.360 on it's way worse than getting pissed on like if we tell me about being called on cole yeah 0.89
00:56:15.320 no i'll just say because like getting pissed on it's like a constant stream like coming it's just
00:56:20.600 like in spurts so you're just like getting like hits like and then like another one like it's
00:56:24.680 just like it's slow like you just dude we should put it we should get a what that we should get 0.99
00:56:29.560 that ipad from that bitch's pussy and and do slow-mo like footage of it it'd be hilarious i don't know 1.00
00:56:34.280 it kind of depends on the strength of everybody's coming here too that's kind of a fact right like 1.00
00:56:38.280 if you guys are like shooting ropes in my face that makes it yeah who's who's who's a roper it's not
00:56:42.600 great oh i mean you've already said you're a roper you've already said you've almost hit your face
00:56:49.080 if i'm just trying to crank one out quick it's gonna be weak but if i like sit there and like 0.99
00:56:52.440 jerk for like 30 minutes to an hour you're like it 0.81
00:57:00.520 is that why the film critic is named that ebert's uh partner there roper is that why
00:57:05.240 what kind of volume you think toad is working with i don't know
00:57:09.640 that's a good question i mean he jerks off a ton so like yeah because like it definitely
00:57:14.200 if you don't jerk off it a lot then if you load up the volume you can do some damage 0.97
00:57:18.840 you know i didn't jerk off in georgia when i got back dude i was uh i definitely had some full 0.99
00:57:23.800 balls 0.90
00:57:32.040 500 hours
00:57:33.880 500 hours
00:57:38.040 we cannot name that on youtube 500 hours
00:57:40.680 put it on youtube it'll go so viral
00:57:43.240 do it i don't give a shit 500 hours imagine what are we gonna do the comments like this is 0.92
00:57:50.840 that just if you can somehow just like do our show like whatever hour and a half that we do 0.69
00:57:55.400 and then just put in filler time for another 499 hours
00:58:00.440 so it shows up as 500 hours and so it's like these guys
00:58:04.200 500 hours of bukkake right at the beginning of the episode you see that dude with the white paint
00:58:08.440 all over there would be a bunch of degenerates like watching the show be like it's gonna happen
00:58:13.880 anytime now this is a great idea because that's our audience the last the last 499 hours is just
00:58:21.720 like laney edits i'm so down she just like over and over just repeating or you could call it uh the
00:58:27.880 the 500 gays of comer 0.99
00:58:31.800 swing and a miss actually 500 days comer is probably it's a it's a great name for a gay porno 0.98
00:58:37.720 but like i don't know like you just you just put that out there 0.93
00:58:41.160 but the 500 days of comer and it's just like 500 dudes just wrecking
00:58:47.720 500 hours of bukkake is so much better because that literally hits the algo of like someone going
00:58:52.600 on youtube trying to look for porn on youtube just just searching 500 like there's you know there's
00:58:57.000 going to be someone who searches he's like i don't want 400 hours i want five no way they compiled
00:59:04.200 it all this is this is on youtube how this is going to get taken off any minute now it's it's
00:59:12.920 like it's like whenever you found like the breastfeeding and the in the naked yoga on youtube
00:59:17.480 because they're like educational they're like 500 hours of bukkake educational and they're like 0.99
00:59:23.240 it's real oh yeah i seek that this is how you milk your dick 500 hours of milk yeah you know 0.97
00:59:29.800 i think if we upload it and we just say that it's educational we might be we might get away with 0.93
00:59:34.200 it honestly yeah let's change it because there's like sections right you could write like podcast
00:59:38.280 conspiracy be like no educational dude that was uh your mom's house wanted to have like doing like
00:59:43.800 uh educational like they're they're gonna be completely like sterile with it but giving like uh like 0.98
00:59:49.880 uh um not the colonoscopy what's the one where they stick your finger up your ass the doctor 0.97
00:59:55.160 prostate exam not not just a regular guy just a party in college what are they called 0.99
01:00:02.840 well they were going to do that with uh the steam room with coal what do they call it yeah but they 0.98
01:00:07.800 were going to put that on there just like that and like how to like check your uh your balls for like
01:00:12.600 lumps it's gonna cancer and just have like a full like a bunch of educational videos like that with dr drew 0.97
01:00:17.800 which i thought would be really funny but like you can put like straight up just nude sexual stuff 0.96
01:00:23.560 or can i write like what if you typed in someone type in bukkake to uh i'm gonna do it right now 0.99
01:00:29.480 into youtube and see if anything comes up talking about having a doctor check your balls for cancer
01:00:34.680 is so funny adam nutter jokes about it in his act dude watch there be like nothing that pops up for
01:00:39.640 bukkake on there and then we get a corner no dude what is a bukkake party uh what in oh my god there's a
01:00:46.440 girl with calm on her face talking about it's already on her face we could do this yeah it's
01:00:51.560 the name of the episode is 500 hours of bukkake all right well this is our first ever educational
01:00:58.600 educational tire gang episodes yeah i just want to clarify i just want to clarify something real quick 0.58
01:01:03.640 like while i have chosen you guys jerking off on my face and bukkake me over 500 hours of jacob 0.98
01:01:10.520 hornberger uh lectures that doesn't mean that i'm not going to beat you to death as soon as it's over 0.99
01:01:15.800 so right oh top fair warning that uh you consented you said there was a chick with bukkake on like 1.00
01:01:22.840 your with cum on her face on that right is that like the thumbnail like we should use that as the 1.00
01:01:27.400 thumbnail to like hack the algo so everyone when they search it they see like a chick with cum on her 1.00
01:01:32.280 face they're like oh yeah buddy we're gonna lose our youtube sorry uh jacob hornberger just i know
01:01:38.760 tyler just had a clip of him up there i think he's so interesting though that oh my god oh that's
01:01:44.360 the thumbnail that's the thumbnail that is totally the thumbnail it's a short or you can do it with 0.59
01:01:48.680 your own version top like a lot of these bitches they're out there just talking about bukkake look 1.00
01:01:52.520 at this one is that actually commerce that like glaze from it definitely not come but we should 0.93
01:01:57.880 could be we should use that as the thumbnail though yeah sarah discovered sugar yo we're using
01:02:06.600 that as a thumbnail absolutely what a piece of i mean we could tower gang it up and do like what
01:02:12.760 top does and like you know there's the art but that there's a video on here from a month ago
01:02:17.240 that says cherry kiss swallowing every load at the 80 man bukkake what is happening on youtube
01:02:22.200 i can't say i can't say nigger though go figure you know you know there's like the thing of like 1.00
01:02:28.760 there's basically everybody has their niche and then like within that niche there's people that
01:02:33.640 like cover it so like the same thing like people cover the lp for some reason the people that cover
01:02:37.720 just like any random so there's somebody that covers like bukkake's and that's what that video is
01:02:42.360 about just like this uh whatever name cherry light took 80 guys at bukkake fest and just like they're
01:02:49.240 like freaking out they're like like the hot dog eating contest they got the guy with the hat and
01:02:53.400 he's like oh joey chestnut's about to eat right 89 89 89 going 90. here she goes she's taking the 90th
01:03:02.600 i have a new i have a new bit for us okay you're you've already conquered the lp circuit in in a
01:03:07.880 single debate you're already obviously the greatest living libertarian step aside dave smith just from
01:03:13.720 that one no literally literally you're the best libertarian i've ever known we should we should have
01:03:17.720 had dave smith on this week like we should have just been like yo come on because you need to
01:03:22.440 talk about this but but he hasn't been able to see the debate yet so it's even better if he comes on
01:03:26.440 next week next but but real quick so here's my idea dave smith's on guys now that you've dominated
01:03:33.400 did you say dave smith's on next week it's done everyone go share it on twitter actually we have
01:03:39.560 we have toad here and toad is like the front runner right now so he has to
01:03:42.840 uh i mean we'll we'll ask dave to ask toad if he's allowed to come on um all right so yeah so
01:03:49.560 now that you've conquered the debate stage on the lp the next stage i want you to conquer
01:03:54.040 is competitive eating oh i think it'd be amazing to see you in like real competitive eating what
01:04:01.480 of course yes eating before yeah he said well i'm not talking about tonight or yesterday or the day
01:04:07.080 before that i'm talking about what did you competitive i think i i bet he's gonna say
01:04:10.520 spicy stuff right yeah i've definitely done i've done the spicy circuit
01:04:16.120 the circuit hold on no because this is going to be this is going to be another one of these things
01:04:21.640 now at the spicy circuit so now he's going to tell us like how he did the uh what is the karaoke yo
01:04:28.360 yeah he was a musician he did uh he did stand up he's done um there was something else that he's done
01:04:34.920 uh what was that thing you were in college the weird thing too you know like oh skull and bones
01:04:40.440 club acapella i've done a bunch yeah he did acapella literally but just acapella just guessing
01:04:49.320 guys but wait in the debate in the debate stage um what's his name grumpy said he came up to me he's
01:04:55.480 like i'm gonna make these guys stand up for two hours and that was like his whole plan to make
01:05:00.200 them uncomfortable and stand up there that's why i took my shoes off so i looked at toad i said you think
01:05:04.440 you're gonna make it but it was and he goes he goes i'm gonna make it i know how to stand for two
01:05:09.560 hours these guys have no idea how to stand for two hours i used to do karaoke no no i said i used to
01:05:15.800 i said i go to a lot of concerts where you're standing for that long you know how often i stand
01:05:20.360 on the subway it's a little bit a two-hour community says every day not only can i not only am i an expert at
01:05:29.560 standing for a long period it's such a weird i also have really good bladder control
01:05:34.920 i wish i stand weird that's true with no no y'all don't even yes dude oh hell so we're sitting there
01:05:42.600 was this uh saturday sunday morning or saturday night whenever he was just standing there with
01:05:47.880 his his toes curled under his feet when he's standing i was i was feeling nice and confident
01:05:53.080 after the debates that was sunday morning it's the weirdest thing i've ever seen he doesn't stand with
01:05:57.480 his feet flat on the ground he curls his toes under his feet and then stands on top of them like he
01:06:03.880 like those that is how only with one foot yeah with just one foot the other foot is flat for some
01:06:08.680 reason but the other and then he and then he and then he's standing and he puts like his chicken arm
01:06:12.200 out my left my left arm because because of when it broke like my radius you can't no one can do
01:06:20.680 that my radius and all this is how he stands and then it didn't heal correctly dude toad you could be 0.55
01:06:28.520 like this and toad could touch your elbow with his elbow like that's the stance wait shut up hold on 0.57
01:06:34.200 wait let's get a good look at this stance because you most of you guys will never see it all the way
01:06:38.200 back keep going keep going take your headphones off it doesn't matter yeah yeah you can see how
01:06:41.960 i call my toes lift your pants up this is the equivalent this is the equivalent of tapping your
01:06:48.360 foot under the stall in the bathroom that's what it is his foot looks like a hand yeah like just the 1.00
01:06:54.520 it's fucking bizarre man i swear this is some sort of subtle call for gay sex like tapping your foot 1.00
01:06:59.320 under the stall you know yeah that's definitely it dude you stand like you stand like a royal that's like 1.00
01:07:06.600 challenging someone to a duel oh my god you would use that dave smith photo with come on it there
01:07:11.640 you go it was definitely he should have that's the thumbnail he should have like a race
01:07:18.120 come all over it i know there's some graphic designers in here make it so make him come 0.99
01:07:25.800 don put come on dave somebody else do it winner of the contest they win the contest anyway never mind
01:07:31.400 oh although i kind of like that face better with come on it that's something's funny about that
01:07:37.080 also uh i want him i want him yelling that's a better thumbnail next mailbag
01:07:43.720 uh this is uh aocd is is asking us if we are familiar with justin moan the guy in philly who
01:07:50.520 allegedly beheaded his dad who was a fed he wants us to check out his music which i think we planned on
01:07:55.560 doing that anyway that's the best part about internet culture is like anybody that does like anything
01:08:00.600 absolutely terrible definitely has like a youtube page or random like music online but you can go
01:08:05.240 listen to it like you remember like that yeah yeah yeah that's what he's like holy he's talking
01:08:12.520 about beheading his father before he even did it oh god what's worse than that shapiro song or just
01:08:18.760 i haven't listened
01:08:19.320 no wait you keep playing that i i feel like i feel like if you played that a little longer
01:08:32.040 that's it might have justin modest mouse song uh it's called they came for justin moan that's that
01:08:39.240 actually legit sounds like it might be like some weird fed like some like uh it sounds like mk ultra 0.91
01:08:45.240 yeah it does don't wait shut up let it play i bet you by the end of this we want to kill somebody 0.99
01:09:06.920 yo he said he he had no real dad homeboy chopped his dad's head off jesus christ hey bring that back 1.00
01:09:13.640 up there was dope this stuff bangs no no i do not want to listen to that no go back to the justin 0.83
01:09:25.880 moan thing because the next one was something like somebody's toilet judge kathy toilet 1.00
01:09:34.520 oh no i think that's just the off of that one that one is it's just a video that's just a video that
01:09:39.160 he has oh so you can't find you just go to spotify and like just play i think his music is all like
01:09:44.600 hidden messages and i don't know there's something really yeah no mk ultra shit dude yeah i know it's 0.96
01:09:49.000 pretty on the nose what do you mean it it's like it's not subtle like i'm gonna kill my dad it's like 0.97
01:09:56.840 listening to rap and they're just like they're like we just hit another perk and we're gonna 0.94
01:10:00.760 drop this nigga over here and toad's like i think they're making hidden messages about doing drugs 1.00
01:10:05.400 they took it down they took it down five five monthly listeners but he's a verified artist 0.80
01:10:12.280 why would you why would you take take down his bangers i have no because they're probably
01:10:16.760 legitimately worried that he was gonna like take off my dad gave me head and now he is i'm not
01:10:22.440 gonna lie to you i watched i watched his entire i watched his entire uh video and then i listened to 0.96
01:10:27.960 his entire audio catalog last night who i listened to justin moan's shit this is this is very nephilim 0.98
01:10:34.840 death squad shit and i'm probably going to cover it tomorrow uh yeah that that definitely is some 0.98
01:10:39.960 like underlying frequency shit that will like send you into a trance like you remember zoolander that's 0.99
01:10:46.520 all uh like messaging they have to tell you revealing the method so like when they played the song and then 0.98
01:10:52.120 they went crazy you should watch it it's a great one yeah by the way i tried to watch reservoir dogs
01:10:58.200 and we turned it off we got kind of bored none of y'all watch the 15 minute videos before you go go
01:11:02.840 the what the moan thing or no yeah the one where he holds up his dad's head i literally just watched
01:11:07.320 the head and then i was like i lost interest i'm like okay he's so desensitized
01:11:14.200 he's just like well i've covered such dark on my shoulders like oh there's a head whatever i'm
01:11:19.400 bored now posted a picture of him holding his dad it's a 15 minute video toad and in the first
01:11:24.280 four seconds he picks up his dad's head that's in saran wrap he then he then just shows it to you
01:11:29.800 and he goes my dad was a federal agent for 30 years he's dead now and he throws it into a trash
01:11:34.760 fan and then he rants and then and then jose jose goes i've seen enough no longer interested
01:11:40.920 shut it off clint goes i'm gonna watch every minute of what this guy has to say because this 0.93
01:11:46.920 is the craziest shit i've ever seen in my life jose's like yawn and then so he goes on this 10 0.99
01:11:52.040 minute rant where he talks about how he's the head of a militia and he's he was set to be the 1.00
01:11:55.800 next president united states but then he was stabbed in the back by these senators then he 0.51
01:11:58.680 puts out bounties on a whole bunch of politicians and then he about 10 minutes in he grabs the trash
01:12:04.040 can holds it up and he shows you once again his dad's head in the trash can and then he goes back
01:12:09.320 and he starts to you know give his closing arguments the man is he should have ended with
01:12:14.040 the head that's that's the move because yeah he started with the peak you know what i mean like
01:12:19.800 like you're not going to top this she showed me a head what the am i going to do i want it i want
01:12:23.560 him to keep running so that i can debate him he's in prison toad you can run from prison can't you
01:12:31.800 yeah i do love i do love the songs they came for justin moan like he's the enemy like he's like a 0.97
01:12:36.360 victim or some shit he was suing he was suing the federal government he was also saying that he 0.90
01:12:41.560 was being spied on he was saying that politicians were like he was being stalked uh his dad obviously 0.99
01:12:48.680 because they said why the fuck would you give me student loans essentially yeah why would you trust 0.85
01:12:52.760 me with this actually pretty based but it's pretty smart if you think about it it's like dude i was 18 0.96
01:12:57.960 like why are you giving me 20 000 the toad versus the moan toe is not winning he's never made anybody
01:13:04.280 moan hey oh no no it's mr toad versus mr moan yeah that's true yeah hell yeah yeah we're gonna
01:13:11.640 have to get all the hornburn it is a problem because i have the same thing as jose from his car
01:13:17.000 except for because of instagram shorts and reels because like i just see like families of four
01:13:22.760 getting killed on car crashes like every other video and so by now like it's like i just see a
01:13:27.880 crash i'm just like yep that's another dead person a crash is something you see regularly it is
01:13:33.320 very infrequent in all of my internet years that i have seen a son hold up his father's decapitated
01:13:40.760 head and then give a 15 minute prepared speech and then show you it again at the end and jose is just
01:13:46.520 like seen it been there done that i don't even understand how that's possible the only thing that
01:13:50.520 gets me now is like weird like incest like that i don't care on the internet so you watch that
01:13:55.880 about this video no no no it's just memes about it it's just like we are dead or dead people
01:14:00.120 that's what wait let me let me make this point hard because clint i don't care at all about this
01:14:05.160 video but i know that you don't care at all about uh elon musk releasing neural link into the first
01:14:13.480 patient and the person's recovering correct this i feel the same exact way but the severity of the
01:14:19.560 neural link is so much crazier than this video like this video is mild to me i'm like yeah sure
01:14:25.560 of course somebody did this it's like is this true is his father in nephilim also everybody's
01:14:30.440 saying that that is a fake head is in that no yeah i don't think so i mean that's the only thing i
01:14:35.640 look for i look i'm like does that look real and i was like i don't know whatever wait for real guys
01:14:39.560 nobody's concerned no one's concerned about the rollout of the brain chip we're just fine with that
01:14:44.360 i saw a great i saw a great thing today it was like this is the the tweet he put out about like
01:14:48.840 neural link was just put in the first but they're recovering now looking great it was like the like in a
01:14:53.320 horror like a video game after it left like a virus or something it's the notes you find it'd be like
01:14:59.480 the first notes like january 27th it's just like neural link worked great on the first person like
01:15:04.280 no more notes it's just like you're like in the apocalypse that's what it's here's my honest
01:15:09.480 assessment i am far more concerned about artificial intelligence than i am the neural link simply because
01:15:15.800 i don't think that you can actually chip a human brain and and read the mind and you know transmute all 0.91
01:15:22.520 the shit like all the shit that they're planning to do i think they might be able to do it 50 or 70 0.98
01:15:26.840 years from now i don't think it's imminent whereas the ai like increase in intelligence it's going to 1.00
01:15:31.160 be very rapid that's my yeah they're gonna have like a prosthetic that goes like this and like whoa
01:15:35.160 but but apparently topics top's losing his mind right now he's like oh all y'all are 1.00
01:15:41.240 fucking idiots it's like y'all are fucking retarded antichrist is coming for real it's it's very 1.00
01:15:47.960 alarming like the so the neural link thing is they said it can connect your your brain to your phone 1.00
01:15:56.120 i have owen controlling me through neural link they said it'll go like this and the cursor will
01:16:00.280 just go i don't want to go to neflin death squad because i did also see a thing where they want to
01:16:04.840 talk about doing a instead of you know how like you have the chips like in your card where you just tap 0.92
01:16:10.120 your card like to pay for shit they want to make that as your body your body they've already got that 0.99
01:16:16.360 shit there's people who have put shit no no no no it's not the chip in the body it's your entire 1.00
01:16:21.240 body you're like they don't put anything into you you just go well that's bill gates bill gates uh 1.00
01:16:27.320 he has a patent on just imagine imagine being like walgreens they're like please scan you just go like
01:16:36.360 you gotta stand like this if you're told
01:16:40.280 imagine they're like they're like uh please put your breasts on the uh the payment scanner this is 1.00
01:16:45.320 completely normal and everybody does it's just like some girls just like that's what i have 0.80
01:16:49.240 them do at my store hell yeah you do toad yeah yeah yeah yeah oh by the way toad does yeah in person
01:16:56.920 uh toad does yeah in person a lot actually yeah in person to the point where me and elizabeth were
01:17:04.520 like can you please stop saying that and awkwardly in the conversation and just not really be involved
01:17:09.800 and just be like then later we forget that he's there and go yeah yeah this guy acts like he was
01:17:15.880 there he doesn't i've been with toad before i've been at places with him so yeah yeah but you weren't 1.00
01:17:20.920 there when it mattered most yeah stupid cats milking pussies and how are the cats are they alive 1.00
01:17:28.040 they're good now they just need a little boost a few days and now they're good they're fat 1.00
01:17:31.080 fucks now that's just bullshit hey i think i'll show you let me bring the other mailbag jose went 0.99
01:17:35.640 on cat paternity do you want me to bring i want to see i want to see these things clint clint sent 0.99
01:17:39.720 some videos he's been sending videos in our chat and i've been i have i've abstained from watching
01:17:43.800 them because i want because and he said we have to watch like a few of these tonight wait do we have
01:17:47.960 any more mailbags though yeah go ahead mailbag that way we can and then uh if child can go grab
01:17:52.360 those uh we'll do one more uh this is from uh tim t when i was here your uh your girlfriend's black
01:18:01.400 yeah i'm sorry but go on yeah that's why i skipped that one doesn't mean what i think it does i don't
01:18:05.320 know do you have functioning eyes bro when i was she black or not this is from tim t when i was 17 my 0.65
01:18:10.840 girlfriend's mom used to suck me off and give me money afterwards which really warped my expectations 0.96
01:18:16.120 in life has anything in your life set unrealistic i've never gotten money to pay i never got money 0.97
01:18:23.320 to no i love i love to tim t wow that's a loaded question it's so funny just like hey the crazy
01:18:30.280 in my life just happened anything crazy in your life happened before he's incriminating his friend's mom
01:18:36.760 who was him as a minor which tim t uh seemed to be doing it voluntarily tim tebow yeah i think that's 0.99
01:18:44.840 why he's still a virgin makes a lot of sense tim t he just got sucked off did she did she suck you 0.99
01:18:50.120 to completion or did she give you a liz did we talk about this or was it last week that we it 0.99
01:18:56.920 matters what she looked just sucks because i don't like this anymore was it it was at the live show 0.86
01:19:03.960 it was at the live show like that we did because that's so people probably didn't even hear this 0.96
01:19:08.120 because elizabeth actually did ask me if a blow job is to completion or not she was like is it 0.75
01:19:12.920 considered a blow job if it i don't count it until it's completion no i don't know well i don't know 0.99
01:19:17.480 if it's in conjunction with the end of that if it's in conjunction with the fuck i would count it 0.98
01:19:22.680 like you know what i mean like but if that's basically how they've all been for me like if i 1.00
01:19:27.160 just plop it in the mouth and then fuck like no that's not a blow job it's like i put in your mouth 1.00
01:19:31.080 you suck for a while and then we get to fucking like that i feel like i think if she puts it in 1.00
01:19:34.360 her mouth and does like one pump then i think it's that enters into blow job territory oh so 1.00
01:19:40.440 you're a one pump chump maybe but no no because that's i've only ever had that so i've only ever 0.99
01:19:48.200 had the blow job into sex or just oh i thought you meant one pump in the mouth i was like jesus 0.99
01:19:53.160 no no no no no i've had wonder why you didn't come no i've never no you know what's weird is i 0.99
01:19:57.640 don't think i've ever who pumps like who actually like pumps into the mouth like you're 1.00
01:20:01.640 fucking their their mouth oh you oh you've never done it right oh you've never done that oh i've 1.00
01:20:07.560 had some depraved whores i've busted in the throat this isn't interesting 1.00
01:20:13.080 cole you're not alone i think it's 100 i don't think i'm i can't imagine grabbing her head being like 0.99
01:20:18.760 just eat it just i can't take it or you can only do it to them when you really disrespect this is why
01:20:24.680 this is why you've never gotten off from head because you've never done what's necessary
01:20:27.960 it's what must be done brother because that's that is the most immoral you can't go back
01:20:34.920 you can't do that to your wife you can't do to a woman you love yeah you can't be like
01:20:40.440 and then come in her throat and then be like love you babe and then good night 0.99
01:20:46.120 it's a gesture of love and then yeah you kiss her she spits a little bit of a back into your mouth you 0.62
01:20:50.200 know it's an intimate moment what would you do what would you do if a girl did that to you 0.99
01:20:57.000 i think it came in your mouth no if if she like sucked you off to completion and then you assume 0.96
01:21:02.840 she swallowed and she just said something right in your face i think he'd be so excited he wouldn't 0.99
01:21:07.640 even bother him at all i think i would slap her i wouldn't mind i was thinking about saying i would 0.83
01:21:12.600 slap her i might that was the first thing that entered my mind that would be still so disrespected 1.00
01:21:18.840 it's like yeah you just uh like took this like aggressive uh cock in your mouth here and now 0.99
01:21:26.520 now i'm gonna slap you as well on top of that cool double honestly i feel like the reason liz doesn't 1.00
01:21:33.000 respect you is because you never her face like just really just hold her down and like she clearly 0.90
01:21:39.320 doesn't respect him it was crazy right like you have to like the wacky inflatable man just like
01:21:51.080 you hear me i know you want to laugh this off cole but you need to your wife's face this is an 1.00
01:21:55.240 intervention cole you need to rape your wife's mouth this is a rape prevention you need to rape 1.00
01:22:02.040 her right now just really mouth dude we're not yeah yeah yeah it's not the same thing if you rape a 1.00
01:22:07.480 mouth like who cares it's not a vagina why is it why is it no judge in this country would convict 1.00
01:22:13.960 why do you think that your wife doesn't respect you cole she respects me 1.00
01:22:17.960 no that wasn't the question is it why do you think she doesn't why is your does your mom know you're 0.97
01:22:25.080 gay don't don't answer the question it's like an archie flower question why are you racist 0.93
01:22:34.760 for real all right uh what was the oh yeah we're gonna run these oh yeah this is one that i found so 0.97
01:22:41.480 this is just i just thought it's just another car crash car crash no it's no it's but it's better
01:22:45.560 the scene is this each of these cars contains an attractive young lady from the hong kong area
01:22:50.760 of the world with skills not entirely directly related to motor racing alongside them cast in the role
01:22:57.640 of co-driver are an assortment of names that you might remember charlie kwan's there henry lee's there
01:23:03.000 the code the real race to help and assist and give advice last year that meant wrestling the steering
01:23:08.520 wheel for the hands of the young ladies at the controls and trying to get around the corners from the 1.00
01:23:12.600 passenger seat they weren't always successful large crowds have turned up in the expectation
01:23:18.120 that they won't be successful again this year and as you can see already they're not being hold your
01:23:24.760 breath as they form a fairly neat line of stern oh no they don't to negotiate the corner you're supposed to
01:23:31.400 turn right you're supposed to turn right they're all asian women quite so clear from the driving seat 1.00
01:23:40.520 of the lasda and we have three cars jammed in the tires at liz power some others butting into the barriers
01:23:47.400 and one or two who've gone straight on generally speaking though it's gone without a hitch wouldn't
01:23:52.440 you say part of the one or the leader goes through somebody else gets it completely wrong and then it
01:23:58.920 all goes right down the toilet from about here on in
01:24:06.280 i thought that was hilarious i i just saw that and i was like asian women like putting asian women 1.00
01:24:11.080 that have never like raced at all into like a intense race is probably the funniest you could do
01:24:16.840 and just wanted to be like go the only thing is it was so not intense it was very much that's true
01:24:23.880 but they still couldn't it's just like it's a race it's very clear on where you're supposed to go and
01:24:28.760 they were like straight into a wall well then once one of them did it the rest of them
01:24:39.160 by far the most dangerous aspect of that video is once they've wrecked and you still have a few cars
01:24:43.880 that are still coming there's already there's already like helpers that are getting out to
01:24:47.400 like pull the people out of the cars and i'm like you're going to get crashed into by one of these
01:24:52.360 i would not be in that roadway at all did you hear because it was a it was a lady driver and then 0.61
01:24:58.440 they would have professional race car drivers in the next seat and they'd be like and so if anything
01:25:03.160 happens you just grab the wheel from the passenger seat and just start driving it from there they're all
01:25:08.360 like the driver's ed cars where the passenger can take complete control over i think most of the videos i
01:25:13.320 submitted tyler are i really just wanted them to be like post intro intro but there might be
01:25:18.440 some that are worth playing so if you could pull those up i'd appreciate it i mean figure it out
01:25:23.640 watch all of them use your discrepancy clint how about the video how about the video of uh the one
01:25:29.880 i sent that said of somebody we know somebody we know uh like woman i don't recall you found my wife
01:25:37.960 no but this is uh uh tyler if you can bring it up so this was i found uh okay yourself struggling 0.98
01:25:46.600 at one point to deal with all the pressures of academia i'm holding a stroke of my dick i got 1.00
01:25:52.280 lotion on my dick right now i'm just stroking my shit i'm horny as fuck man is that pain from the wolf 1.00
01:25:57.720 no who was that chick i don't know it doesn't matter that's not the point jesus christ you pervert 1.00
01:26:05.560 jerk off to her later i gotta find her you have a problem just stroking my dick 1.00
01:26:13.800 i love that so much i've seen it in so many different meme videos just like stroking my dick 1.00
01:26:19.000 it's steven cocking yo guys can we talk about uh i think we were talking in the pre-chat the 0.99
01:26:23.400 fucking whatever's going on with mark cuban i don't know if tyler has that ready to pull up 0.97
01:26:29.000 for bringing that up i don't know what's going on with him dude he he got wrecked with facts and 0.99
01:26:33.080 logic and he's super anisemic now it's great i saw i saw it pop off like all the red pills maybe
01:26:38.680 sam hyde said uh he said he asked him he was like uh hey uh mark cuban when you change your
01:26:45.560 jewish name to cuban what were the other options that you didn't choose 0.89
01:26:49.960 fucking hilarious but now he's on like a crazy tirade and he's just scroll back up scroll back 0.93
01:26:55.240 up because we want to make sure this is the real market this is the money it's it's actually his 0.96
01:27:00.360 account at least 8.8 million yeah okay so and they just go through and just look at all the
01:27:07.960 fucking like so you want me to read them yes just read a couple of them he's retweeting these hey mark 0.97
01:27:13.960 this certainly isn't exclusive to x it's much more widespread and the cause is simple people are sick 0.99
01:27:18.520 and tired of subverses jews like yourself bleeding their countries dry do you think there will be 1.00
01:27:23.720 safety for you in israel when it all comes crashing down oh my god keeps what it gets worse dude some
01:27:31.000 people yeah no no that that one's fine because that was benjamin one is really good yeah they
01:27:35.720 get to throw down a while for that one okay okay mark cubanstein mark cuban is a jew from the gentile news
01:27:42.200 network just jew just oh boy i mean i mean this is the real mark cuban and i have no idea
01:27:52.200 i swear that yeah a little bit down is owens go down yeah owens got retweeted somewhere down
01:27:58.760 i love he retweeted the you're my greatest ally if only jewish americans voted someone's saying
01:28:05.800 that he's retweeting it to like harm uh elon i guess to kind of be like look what they're sharing
01:28:11.160 but if anything we're just like this is awesome dude no what it is and true what it is is that mark
01:28:17.000 cuban doesn't understand the internet and it's the um it's the hornberger effect yeah yeah
01:28:22.840 but it's it's the thing of like you shining a light on like the this part of the internet isn't
01:28:29.880 like gonna like make everybody hate them it's just gonna make everybody be like now we just see this
01:28:34.040 more like this is not white he is a jew oh my god thank you for your service it's a jew in a crane 0.99
01:28:44.280 and the the wrecking bull is a black man's face it's breaking america it's breaking down america 0.95
01:28:51.800 oh my god i think he maybe you skipped it i don't know it's got to be coming there it is oh there it 0.93
01:28:56.360 is read that clint man mark cuban is a jew who doesn't consider himself white he probably just
01:29:01.880 named himself cuban because that's the last country his family was kicked out of for sneaking and skiing
01:29:07.560 oh my god dude and there he is with a mask on yo scroll i want to see how many likes i got
01:29:12.520 2.7 thousand yeah like that please like that dude thank you retweet just know guys if you put 0.85
01:29:20.200 up anti-semitic shit right now and tag mark cuban there's a good chance you're going to get a 0.95
01:29:25.080 shitload of engagement just saying we're all gonna do it just say the most fucked up things imaginable 1.00
01:29:31.080 to mark cuban i kind of uh top get that five million uh fucking uh get your monetized there you 0.98
01:29:37.080 top top if you ever if he ever does like if you tweet at him and he does retweet it you can definitely be 0.78
01:29:42.120 like do the uh the office meme of just like um the same picture and it's uh elon responding to
01:29:48.680 your tweet and and mark cuban uh retweeting you're responding to my anti-semitic tweet yes that'd be
01:29:53.880 perfect if he because it's just like each each of them's on the opposite side but they just do the 0.95
01:29:58.840 same shit whoever's running his account is going back in time look at this yeah they're going yeah 0.79
01:30:03.800 they're going back to like 18th and they're in top just just completely redo your uh your uh 0.98
01:30:09.640 gibson one but swap out biden for cuban there you go i think he just searched his page for the
01:30:14.680 word jewish and he's just retweeting them all but that if that's the case and you got to go back
01:30:19.080 weeks he's not getting done he's he's looking at different people's like you could see who he's
01:30:23.640 responding to yeah it's right melissa no he's looking at different people's tweets not just owen
01:30:29.240 benjamin's one was from like end democracy one was from like from so he's just scrolling and looking
01:30:34.760 at the best banger jewish tweets and probably laughing they're fucking hilarious oh someone 0.93
01:30:40.040 said it's all replies to his tweets so there you go you got to put it in a reply that's the key 0.88
01:30:44.920 ah that's true but he hasn't tweeted in so long that it was after it's probably after that dust up
01:30:49.640 with uh elon musk that everybody was just saying it to him guys you know what i you know what i
01:30:54.360 asked libs of tiktok on the show tonight wait you had that you talked to her yeah not a fan
01:31:01.400 not the point not the point everyone relax get your anti-semitism out
01:31:06.280 nose is too big all right all right thank you did you ask her about that fake auschwitz 0.99
01:31:10.680 shit she was just that did you ask her how much she gets paid by the adl 1.00
01:31:16.760 she's getting she got labeled as a terrorist by the adl so anyways i uh i asked her i said after 0.99
01:31:22.200 you've been labeled as uh you know they've accused her of planting bombs calling them bomb threats uh
01:31:28.120 you know being added as a terrorist alongside hamas and all this and i was like i i asked her you know
01:31:33.160 now what do you think the purpose of the adl is and like we go into it pretty deep and then i go
01:31:37.240 i go after you've received this mistreatment i'm i know you're not going to agree with his conclusions
01:31:42.520 obviously but has it given you any sympathy towards kanye oh i thought i was really hoping you said hitler
01:31:49.160 he's like i know you won't agree with a lot of his policies you reconsider the sub subversive uh you
01:31:55.080 know features of jews has it made you reconsider the subversive yeah i can't even say it move on 0.99
01:32:01.160 does it make you think about like maybe like in 1930s weimar germany some people were holding the
01:32:06.840 strings and somebody called him out on it and got a slap on the wrist all i have to say is if anybody
01:32:13.400 wants to check it out it's she she definitely did not say it has made her sympathetic to kanye but
01:32:19.480 the fact that i even tried that angle i was so proud of myself it was such an insane thing to ask
01:32:24.360 i i so i did re-listen to some of our tinfoil hat that dropped today and i made a six million joke
01:32:29.080 i made a 250 000 slash six million joke and they popped which was pretty cool i was like this is
01:32:35.400 gonna get nothing or they're gonna laugh and they laughed i was like all right thank god
01:32:39.160 i made a six million joke during the debate were they implying they're gonna do a holocaust episode
01:32:46.040 soon they totally were sounding like they're like we're gonna break down the numbers we're
01:32:50.840 gonna look into it believe me the numbers is this a new tinfoil hat episode that you just did like
01:32:54.760 today or is this the one you did with clint that you and david were just released today cool oh okay
01:32:59.560 and then what how do you submit it popped like did you get that live no no i get that but are you
01:33:05.800 saying like the audience i guess he didn't notice it live oh no i was just abused as i was setting
01:33:10.920 up to say it he said something and i was like i was going on a roll and that came in my head and
01:33:15.960 a bunch of thoughts go through my head before i tell a joke and i'm like should i say this i could
01:33:20.840 have took the off route i was like either this lands because i know sam was not a big fan of like
01:33:25.240 the jewish jokes like he had like his thing with owen but i was like i just don't give a
01:33:29.400 fuck so i told it anyway and they laughed and he's like we're gonna look into it we're gonna look into 0.99
01:33:33.800 it bro i was like all right fucking go ahead i guess i don't know it's like it's a deep rabbit 0.99
01:33:39.160 hole it's like uh call up um jake shields he'll give you some pointers 0.94
01:33:45.960 i didn't get to read that but it was a compliment what is this oh yeah play this this is uh clint made 0.95
01:33:52.520 a white guys getting their asses kicked at the 50 yard line joke and y'all missed it uh yeah i don't 0.90
01:33:58.520 remember that one was that oh no i heard that one yeah that was a good one 0.99
01:34:04.040 this is this is tower gang and en route to georgia
01:34:09.720 oh this is the this is the indian uh army isn't it yeah oh my god 0.98
01:34:14.680 360 view dog they're still on they're fucking and and and you're telling me tom i'm talking to you 0.99
01:34:25.000 right now you're telling me owen benjamin is right about the indian people are you looking 1.00
01:34:28.520 how fucking based these dudes are yeah i love that they're still using their stupid fucking motorcycles 1.00
01:34:34.600 that like like the other half of the world can you imagine conducting a terrorist attack in india 1.00
01:34:40.840 and that's who comes after you did you see the last little bit i'll go back to the send the human
01:34:47.000 send the human helicopter the last the last little bit tyler see the thing in the background the guy
01:34:51.800 that's in like a blind on top of like they're like there's stairs it's on top of motorcycle you go
01:34:57.080 up yeah it's weird it's like a little blind it's a tower it's a tower on top of a motorcycle i love
01:35:04.200 that so much i i'm fascinated by what makes the indian people tick because something in their brain 0.99
01:35:10.280 was like surely this will display our power like just 20 even like the north koreans get it no the
01:35:17.080 koreans are like you just take our big ass missiles and every dude we can get and put them all in a 1.00
01:35:22.360 like a parade and then goose step hard like they figure this out in the 30s uh you just goose step 0.97
01:35:28.520 missiles and that's the best way and he's like we got a different way bro it's like we've got a
01:35:34.520 bollywood way they're like get the acrobats dude we're about to oh this is dude if they're up on top
01:35:41.960 of those things and they're like as well all the way down to the street i was gonna make a joke but
01:35:46.360 i thought it was gonna be too hacky so episode uh episode 108 or 109 colonies of the caribbean you
01:35:54.280 could just go there and listen to that episode and i break this down for you nobody believed me
01:35:59.000 nobody believed me back then so there's been now we have to read you have to read it you have to read
01:36:02.680 it let me read your wanderlust list with 65 murders in january alone which by the way this is a small
01:36:09.800 island 65 murders is a shitload and increasing sexual assault at resorts americans are urged to
01:36:15.000 reconsider travel plans to jamaica according to the u.s department of travel i'm going there
01:36:19.160 because i'll blend in now if you go you better tip wait why would you blend in now what yeah i don't
01:36:25.880 get that explain i don't get it yeah yeah excuse me mr toad no he's just oh he does this is he saying 0.95
01:36:32.120 he's a rapist yeah oh i thought he was saying he's black i thought he was saying that somehow he was 0.75
01:36:38.760 already gonna be dead so he would just blend in with the other dead bodies on the ground 1.00
01:36:45.000 i'm gonna go there and blow my brains out everyone will think i was murdered it'll be 0.83
01:36:48.360 hilarious 66 slurp gang what podcast yeah this is slurp gang check it out
01:36:55.640 oh my god oh uh he might be asking about the it was uh tinfoil hat with sam tripoli is the episode
01:37:01.960 that dropped today if that's what you're asking i don't even i thought he meant this podcast he's
01:37:05.320 like what the hell am i watching right now the juxtaposition of clint in that group of people
01:37:10.200 was amazing i just have to say was it any good i haven't i haven't had a chance to listen back i
01:37:14.760 liked it it was just funny because they were going you know obviously you have raven top and then you 0.57
01:37:19.640 know fucking sam doing their shit and then clinton being like well let me tell you i think covet was a 0.97
01:37:25.240 travesty every time he's like i'm gonna talk about my personal experiences with libertarianism i'm 0.99
01:37:31.320 like shut the up clint let's let's bring this back to the real world you did good it was just
01:37:37.560 i'm not saying you did bad it's just funny the juxtaposition let's get a little bit more grounded 0.90
01:37:41.400 here okay yeah let's take this out of the ethereal and make it physical so wait up now that it's 0.97
01:37:47.560 happened first off first off you saw in the in the very beginning that was real shit he only wanted 0.98
01:37:53.000 nephilim death squad on he didn't want tower game so what's this nigga doing here yeah he showed up he 0.99
01:37:59.080 said oh heavy hitter he's like i'm kind of i guess i'm glad you're here he never asked for a
01:38:02.920 third but his booker i guess so they made us they made us fight for no reason but i think we should
01:38:10.440 go back seeing how the episode was would it have been better with another a different gang member
01:38:18.760 i don't know who would be better i thought cole maybe would be a nice addition but i don't know
01:38:22.680 who would match up with you no no no here's the thing here's the thing that i want to do whenever
01:38:26.760 you get booked for it again we just keep showing up with different people like it's not even you
01:38:32.200 and raven like it's just like raven brings someone to the audience just different people and he's
01:38:38.280 just like okay i think this is like and yo we just do the podcast like how many members are there of
01:38:43.960 tower gang it's like oh it's just hundreds it's literally just some people that showed up for like
01:38:49.320 the bonus streams it's like maddie and conspiracy extremists and we send both of them yo he's like
01:38:54.520 maddie maddie would crush on tinfoil hat sam we are all okay you know i've never even thought
01:39:02.280 about this and it's so obvious based off of our name but we're almost certainly going to be the
01:39:06.200 next proud boys like we're going to have like our our fans are going to consider themselves gang members
01:39:11.080 and we're going to like really let me bring this up because we're working on some pretty cool branding
01:39:16.200 uh we were talking to our our fans on nephilim death squad and everybody has a name for their fans and 0.98
01:39:22.920 we were like these guys are fucking dangerous retards like because we want to sell them knives 1.00
01:39:27.320 and broad swords and shit and i was like oh dangerous retards that's great branding and then 0.99
01:39:32.360 i thought i was like but tower gang fans are also dangerous retards and it's a really it's a good 0.99
01:39:38.920 branding for them yeah towerists no i don't like that at all no no tower heads no yeah that's awful
01:39:46.920 please leave the branding to top just tower gang man they're part of the go on top yeah so i'm just
01:39:51.960 saying what do you guys think about dangerous retards is that like uh we're like to call these 1.00
01:39:56.680 to the chat they're the dangerous retards let's see if they like dangerous retards but it's it's 1.00
01:40:01.160 like this it's like dangerous and then rt rd and that's going to be like on the shit dangerous 1.00
01:40:06.600 retard dr is like the dominican republic and that's because that's kind of like the fgt rtd 1.00
01:40:11.560 faggot retard that's pretty great though or ngr fgt toads tadpoles i'm listening to see if toad likes 1.00
01:40:22.920 it if toad doesn't like it then i know that it's danger downs i like that all right well we'll we'll 0.99
01:40:29.720 let the audience you know percolate on that one it's kind of their their job harmless retards we'll 1.00
01:40:34.920 let them decide uh you know what they want to be called because you know ultimately well ultimately
01:40:40.360 whatever their opinion is we'll discard it and we'll decide to do whatever the we want but you
01:40:44.040 know i'd like to hear if they have domestic towers domestic towers was actually was good i know toad
01:40:50.200 did say towerists but i said that first i just want to say that because i know if you think it came from
01:40:56.520 toad we're all going to just go no it came from one of the memes we used to uh because i feel like
01:41:04.520 towers you're right like the proud boys was that just like just their name like what did it what
01:41:11.000 was the thing that started the it wasn't just people that like gavin mcinnis and then he was just like
01:41:15.800 basically pretty much and he just called them the proud boys so this is why that's why i board it up
01:41:21.640 because raven raven dresses extravagantly right dude so we're gonna dude can we talk about that
01:41:27.320 for a second wait let me just bring this and also and also this point he looks like a street magician
01:41:32.040 he dresses yeah he dresses crazy but he says they're in the summertime what he likes to wear is like a
01:41:37.880 uh a hawaiian shirt like he wears his hair white he does his height yeah his hair is white open hawaiian 0.94
01:41:44.920 shirt with like a tank top and chains he's got all these rings and shit tank top and i'm like the 0.88
01:41:49.640 mesh tank top is the dangerous retards thing and then just have them wear the hawaiian shirt which 1.00
01:41:55.080 is a callback to the boogaloo boys which are no longer existent but like that's a fast track to
01:41:59.880 making a cult like we could totally cocaine in miami beach or something no that that's what that's
01:42:05.240 what my joke was but if i'm being honest now that he's not here and i can tell the truth 0.99
01:42:09.240 he looks like a total homosexual right like a cool one though flaming homosexual dude 0.99
01:42:16.520 jesus christ man like a cool guy it wasn't just me he looks like a homosexual with his wife with 1.00
01:42:24.120 his like pussy with him i would be like he brought his beard here to fuck matt like i'm like he brought 1.00
01:42:29.560 his beard with him the guy's the guy's obviously homosexual though right hopefully he's in the chat 1.00
01:42:33.160 so he can confirm i'm telling you you yes 2000 metrosexual you you need to see if you could find
01:42:39.480 he posted actually a picture he posted a picture of his him and his platinum blonde hair um that he that 0.99
01:42:44.440 he took like last summer and it is crazy he looks like he does coke off of other dudes dicks 0.94
01:42:51.240 uh before we do that let's check in on on my caniga yeah oh yeah i went to watch the greatest white 0.97
01:42:57.880 basketball player
01:43:12.680 naga ball no one can you get at the line 1.00
01:43:35.240 To my nigga, man. 0.99
01:43:36.360 Bro, the ball got to go from my nigga to nigga, bro. 0.99
01:43:39.040 So it's Noah. 1.00
01:43:40.180 Noah's a nigga. 1.00
01:43:41.480 Oh. 1.00
01:43:43.000 Okay.
01:43:44.480 Just keep running to your thing, man.
01:43:45.760 I swear I got we're going to make it through.
01:43:47.260 Why is he?
01:43:57.700 I love this so much.
01:43:59.280 This is the same kid that also was like the number one linebacker in like Indiana or some 0.92
01:44:03.740 shit, right? 0.97
01:44:05.140 Same kid. 1.00
01:44:05.920 Oh, I thought he was just the top basketball prospect.
01:44:08.280 No, no, no.
01:44:08.640 There's a kid that like is also, I think it is Noah Kinniga.
01:44:11.360 There's a dude named Noah Kinniga.
01:44:12.540 Yeah, he's just a super athlete.
01:44:14.580 Yeah, because he plays like linebacker and like he's like actually like a four-star prospect.
01:44:19.560 Like he's like actually a really good like football player.
01:44:21.840 He does not look like he has a solid build for like a dope linebacker.
01:44:24.340 I swear to God, like I found like he's like a small high school.
01:44:28.520 Yeah, like a high school, like a smaller high school.
01:44:31.640 He's a linebacker.
01:44:32.180 I love the English language.
01:44:35.140 Linebacker, and it looks like he's, I don't know, he's from Indiana.
01:44:39.880 I don't know.
01:44:40.180 I thought I saw that he had committed to some college.
01:44:42.580 I forget what it was, though. 0.99
01:44:43.460 It's more like a receiver or some shit. 0.83
01:44:45.940 Like, I don't know. 0.99
01:44:47.040 Toad?
01:44:47.860 Toad?
01:44:48.420 Toad?
01:44:48.700 I just need to pause this real quick. 0.96
01:44:50.680 So I just, for some fucking reason, I got an email from Michael Rechtenwald that says for the LP of California convention, he's doing a roundtable debate with Robert F. Kennedy. 0.91
01:45:03.380 Toad? 0.99
01:45:04.540 Whatever it fucking takes. 1.00
01:45:06.480 You need to be on that roundtable. 1.00
01:45:09.240 Go fund me.
01:45:10.320 I heard that you have to pay like $2,500, $3,000 or something like that. 0.91
01:45:16.460 I think we should fucking crowdfund it because there would be nothing that would go more viral than Toad debating RFK Jr. 0.90
01:45:23.320 and Michael Rechtenwald. 0.98
01:45:24.820 It would be so easy. 1.00
01:45:25.360 Bring up the Jew shit over and over and over again. 1.00
01:45:27.700 I am telling you, this needs to happen. 1.00
01:45:31.580 So how much are we talking here?
01:45:32.880 $2,500 plus flights.
01:45:35.300 How much do we need?
01:45:36.080 You'd have to make him the shirt of the one with him with Shmooley and the other Israel guy with the Israel flag in the background.
01:45:40.840 We have inns in this world.
01:45:42.480 We have inns into the LP of California, I feel like.
01:45:46.200 I feel like we know some people.
01:45:47.280 We'll make it happen.
01:45:49.240 We're halfway there.
01:45:50.820 Yeah, I don't have any contacts.
01:45:52.480 There's nothing I can do to help.
01:45:58.960 McArdle was in there, right?
01:46:01.520 It's February 23rd, man.
01:46:03.020 I'm going to Shane Gillis that night.
01:46:05.400 Give it up.
01:46:07.720 Toad, I don't think you understand.
01:46:09.380 This is the only time that actually anybody important is going to be at an LP event, and it'll be you.
01:46:15.300 Grumpy knows what I'm talking about.
01:46:16.680 I don't know if it was $25,000.
01:46:17.520 It might have been $5,000, dude.
01:46:18.920 It's a crazy sum.
01:46:20.060 Wait, they're charging the candidates to, like, you pay us?
01:46:25.200 Dude, I bet you this happened after Georgia.
01:46:28.520 They're like, we need to create some sort of floor.
01:46:31.200 No, no. 0.99
01:46:31.700 This was the policy before, because they were bitching about it right before Toad showed his dick to everybody. 0.99
01:46:37.080 Yeah, look, I would love it, but I'm not paying $5,000 for this. 0.99
01:46:41.540 I'm sorry.
01:46:42.520 I'm just not going to do it.
01:46:43.680 That's about what it'll cost, right?
01:46:45.520 $5,000 to get him? 0.97
01:46:46.760 Yeah, if our fans want it, then we could fucking, we could go fund me. 0.99
01:46:50.260 Go fund Toad to go fuck up RFK. 0.99
01:46:52.620 It'd be hilarious. 0.97
01:46:53.180 Dude, Tweed just said he'd donate $500.
01:46:55.420 We're a tenth of the way already.
01:46:58.260 Clint, you could donate $500.
01:47:00.040 You could match that.
01:47:00.900 Weren't you going to match? 0.99
01:47:01.700 I have to fucking fly my own ass out there. 0.99
01:47:04.280 What, you're going out there, too? 0.99
01:47:05.780 Dude, Cornell West as well.
01:47:06.800 They're not paying you?
01:47:07.940 Cornell West and RFK.
01:47:09.160 Probably not.
01:47:11.000 Cornell West.
01:47:12.840 I'm a candidate, but I can't get paid, I don't think.
01:47:15.300 Maybe I can.
01:47:15.740 We need Toad to do this.
01:47:18.240 This would be the perfect thing.
01:47:19.960 Dude, Josie just said she'd retweet it.
01:47:23.440 She said she'd retweet that go fund me.
01:47:24.920 Quote tweet it.
01:47:25.640 Quote tweet it.
01:47:26.280 I don't know.
01:47:28.080 Okay, so we're going to set up the go fund me after the show.
01:47:30.820 Dude, if we raise $5,000, will you ditch your Shane Gillis thing?
01:47:34.020 Yeah, seriously, Toad. 0.99
01:47:35.040 We won't do it if you're going to be like pussy about it. 1.00
01:47:36.460 He's so artistic. 0.99
01:47:37.340 I know he probably would be like, I have a Shane Gillis.
01:47:40.380 Yeah, I got Shane Gillis to go.
01:47:42.240 Even if we got you $5,000 to go to this event.
01:47:44.740 This is like...
01:47:45.720 Toad, I'll go to... 0.99
01:47:46.640 You can go see him some other fucking time. 0.99
01:47:48.800 Toad, if you get this money, I'll fly to Boston. 1.00
01:47:52.500 Toad, if you get this money, I'll fly to Boston. 1.00
01:47:52.520 Toad, if you go to beta a nigga and a Jew sympathizer, I don't want to do that. 0.99
01:47:57.020 That's why it's amazing. 1.00
01:47:58.260 Tom, Tom, pull your Lewis strings to get like an autographed fucking Shane Gillis shit 0.99
01:48:06.960 to sit in a Toad and be like, there you go. 1.00
01:48:08.640 Yeah, 100%.
01:48:09.160 I will.
01:48:09.820 If you do that, yeah.
01:48:11.620 I'll get you something. 0.97
01:48:12.680 I'll get you some autographed Shane Gillis shit instead. 0.97
01:48:14.220 Yeah, what do you want to owe? 1.00
01:48:15.360 Just watch his Netflix special, you fucking homo. 1.00
01:48:17.340 It's probably like 50% of the same shit. 1.00
01:48:19.320 You have a chance to make history. 1.00
01:48:22.260 Don't give us that look.
01:48:23.440 Just say yes or no.
01:48:25.380 Dude, oh my God. 0.99
01:48:26.180 I just remembered that it would be fucking... 0.99
01:48:27.800 Cornel West would be sitting there as he just constantly brings up the JQ. 1.00
01:48:31.540 Holy shit. 0.99
01:48:32.260 I'm putting my bare foot down. 1.00
01:48:33.900 Oh, you're so the worst.
01:48:34.600 You're not going to do it.
01:48:35.540 You wouldn't do it.
01:48:36.360 If these people...
01:48:37.040 I don't understand his motives.
01:48:38.960 I don't understand this guy at all.
01:48:40.040 He's so strange.
01:48:40.500 He's such a strange man.
01:48:43.040 It's a... 1.00
01:48:43.600 Who fucking... 0.99
01:48:44.520 I am. 1.00
01:48:45.600 You can do this at any fucking time. 0.99
01:48:46.960 I guarantee you it'll be coming in like a fucking year from now or six months from now again. 0.99
01:48:50.620 She'll raise your rating. 0.96
01:48:51.980 It's in the negative now, but it's not worth it.
01:48:54.780 Say yeah.
01:48:55.960 This is all you ever say is yeah.
01:48:58.100 Nah.
01:49:01.560 Jay Thoreau actually has a great point.
01:49:03.000 He says, Joe, this opportunity to debate RFK is big enough that even Jose is excited about it.
01:49:06.940 Yeah, Jose doesn't care about anything.
01:49:08.660 Jose saw a man hold up his own father's severed head, and he was like, I don't care. 1.00
01:49:15.180 But Toad versus RFK, his dick is rock solid. 0.99
01:49:18.140 Jose was not even hard about me being in the LP Georgia debate. 1.00
01:49:22.320 Yes.
01:49:22.880 You know what?
01:49:23.580 RFK toad out right now.
01:49:25.080 This is awful.
01:49:26.300 Dude, for real. 1.00
01:49:27.340 What the fuck? 0.99
01:49:28.280 I'm legitimately kind of upset. 1.00
01:49:29.300 Oh, yeah.
01:49:29.880 Owen Benjamin helped fundraise it.
01:49:31.460 Dude, we could get a lot of people actually.
01:49:33.360 I feel like the entire...
01:49:35.520 Dude, after... 0.95
01:49:36.240 You know why I'm not going to fucking do it? 0.99
01:49:37.400 Because I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00
01:49:39.380 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:49:40.620 Wow.
01:49:41.020 Oh, my God.
01:49:42.660 This is like what my kids do.
01:49:44.160 This is what my kids do to me.
01:49:45.280 You know what?
01:49:46.680 You know what?
01:49:47.220 You know what? 0.99
01:49:47.880 All the compliments we gave you for the entire fucking... 1.00
01:49:50.420 Fuck you. 1.00
01:49:50.860 90 minutes just sucking your dick, and this is how you treat us. 1.00
01:49:55.020 Are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00
01:49:56.920 You know what? 1.00
01:49:57.380 To Magoo said, Toad's heel turn.
01:49:58.860 It's great.
01:50:00.220 He's a heel.
01:50:03.120 There's no reason.
01:50:04.800 There's no reason for this. 0.99
01:50:05.600 He says, I'm not your fucking monkey is what this guy says. 0.98
01:50:11.040 We're like, Toad, we're going to give you the experience of a lifetime, and it's going 0.99
01:50:14.020 to be free.
01:50:14.860 As a matter of fact, your fans are willing to pay for it. 1.00
01:50:16.880 And he's like, fuck all of you. 1.00
01:50:22.000 He's like, fuck each and every one of you. 1.00
01:50:24.800 I don't want your nasty, autistic, stupid money. 1.00
01:50:27.540 Dude. 1.00
01:50:28.760 This would be huge.
01:50:29.980 You're going to be a one-hit wonder.
01:50:31.540 This is what you want. 1.00
01:50:33.600 I hate you. 0.98
01:50:34.980 Dude, we're doing the fundraiser anyway. 0.87
01:50:39.400 I literally was like, the earliest episode when you guys were like, hey, do you think
01:50:42.280 you'd be the lowest one on the chopping block? 0.81
01:50:43.680 And I was like, in my head, I was like, yeah, I guess I kind of am.
01:50:45.900 But you know what? 1.00
01:50:46.580 Fuck you. 1.00
01:50:47.160 You are. 1.00
01:50:48.180 They're right.
01:50:49.140 It's over.
01:50:50.160 The day, your time is over.
01:50:51.920 You ended it now. 1.00
01:50:53.260 You just fucked it up. 0.99
01:50:54.040 It's absolutely not over. 1.00
01:50:55.220 It's constantly toad time.
01:50:56.840 It's over, dog.
01:50:58.320 Dude.
01:50:58.760 So over.
01:50:59.300 Apparently not in California in a month. 1.00
01:51:02.620 Motherfucker. 1.00
01:51:03.180 Dude. 1.00
01:51:03.580 Fucking RFK was. 1.00
01:51:04.620 Bench was benching with his shirt off. 0.99
01:51:06.840 You could be on a debate stage with barefoot talking to him.
01:51:11.120 It's just, it's so much better than it.
01:51:12.680 With a do-rag. 0.95
01:51:14.500 Like the next time you do that, you have to wear a do-rag. 0.99
01:51:17.820 Dude, you can get fake tattoos of tears on your eyes and shit. 1.00
01:51:20.820 We can get a fucking gold grill. 1.00
01:51:22.060 Do the whole fucking like. 1.00
01:51:22.820 Gold grill? 0.99
01:51:23.700 Yes.
01:51:24.100 Get a gold grill.
01:51:25.580 He is stressed out right now.
01:51:28.220 You're going to make Jose be stressed out like that?
01:51:30.680 Come on, dude.
01:51:31.380 How can you not see what a great opportunity this is?
01:51:33.660 This is the biggest opportunity in the show's history. 0.99
01:51:36.880 And he says, I'm not your fucking monkey. 0.99
01:51:40.320 That's what he says to us. 1.00
01:51:41.720 He's unbelievable.
01:51:42.080 It's Mr. Toad.
01:51:43.880 It is Mr. Toad. 0.99
01:51:45.860 Is this the part where we're making Toad think his pussy stinks so ago? 1.00
01:51:51.020 Skip the pussy, Toad. 1.00
01:51:54.740 Pussy reeks. 1.00
01:51:55.740 I'm skipping the pussy. 1.00
01:51:56.900 The pussy being California. 1.00
01:51:58.320 I'm skipping you pussies. 1.00
01:52:00.520 God. 1.00
01:52:01.080 Fucking hell. 0.99
01:52:01.900 All right. 0.99
01:52:02.280 Episode's over. 1.00
01:52:03.160 See you fucked. 1.00
01:52:03.560 Dude. 1.00
01:52:04.540 You're one of the most recognizable people on the planet.
01:52:06.940 I swear. 0.99
01:52:07.120 Unless like fucking Donald Trump Jr. for some reason shows up to a debate. 1.00
01:52:11.460 Like there's no one bigger than RFK right now. 0.99
01:52:13.340 I honestly think this is better.
01:52:14.600 This is like peak.
01:52:15.840 Cornel West and RFK.
01:52:17.020 I mean, Cornel West is like, you know, kind of like.
01:52:19.000 I don't even know who that is. 0.99
01:52:20.320 Just some, you know, crazy black dude. 1.00
01:52:22.060 He's actually kind of good on a lot of war stuff. 0.98
01:52:23.320 Dude, Cornel West.
01:52:24.420 Cornel West facial reactions when Toad is going ballistic would be the greatest thing ever.
01:52:30.420 I bet you Cornel West would love him if Toad starts ragging on him about Israel. 0.99
01:52:34.220 Cornel West would fucking bust. 1.00
01:52:35.560 Be like, yeah, motherfucker. 1.00
01:52:36.660 Me too. 1.00
01:52:38.040 I don't.
01:52:38.420 Like you don't understand.
01:52:40.040 You don't understand what this would do for the Toad, for the Toad, for the show.
01:52:43.700 Dude, can you imagine if you were the ultimate takedown of RFK?
01:52:47.380 No.
01:52:47.540 This would be such a great takedown of RFK.
01:52:49.380 This would come out of nowhere.
01:52:50.220 Who cares if you take him down?
01:52:52.020 Because it'd be beautiful.
01:52:53.060 This traverses Twitter, libertarian politics.
01:52:58.220 This goes viral viral. 0.99
01:53:01.040 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:53:01.300 This is terrible content. 0.99
01:53:02.440 Everyone unfollowing.
01:53:04.460 Unfollowing.
01:53:05.300 Unfollow him. 0.99
01:53:07.040 We will follow him back when he fucking does it. 0.99
01:53:08.960 Unfollow him. 0.99
01:53:09.500 Everyone. 1.00
01:53:09.720 Well, fuck you. 1.00
01:53:10.000 You don't get to hold me, Haas. 1.00
01:53:11.100 This is where you get the self-value from. 0.85
01:53:12.920 Dance, monkey.
01:53:13.740 Dance.
01:53:14.440 I'm not doing it. 1.00
01:53:15.620 So you, no, you tell me that I have to go do this fucking shit. 1.00
01:53:19.820 Yes. 1.00
01:53:20.260 And like, that's going to take up like a huge amount of effort and time for me.
01:53:25.200 I love how gangster it is.
01:53:26.760 Like, I don't want to waste my time. 0.99
01:53:28.100 I must fucking do this or I don't know what the fuck. 0.99
01:53:31.440 Like, you guys are all going to hate me? 0.99
01:53:34.440 Like, the show's going to fail just because I don't do this?
01:53:36.700 No.
01:53:36.920 No, I'm not saying it's going to fail.
01:53:38.500 I'm saying it's the opportunity of a lifetime. 0.98
01:53:41.180 You get to, like, fucking RFK's going to be there like, I'm telling this Mr. Toad. 1.00
01:53:46.520 And you get to be like, shut up, you fucking monster. 1.00
01:53:50.400 You can make fun of his voice to his face. 1.00
01:53:55.420 That'd be crazy.
01:53:56.320 You can tell him he flew on Epstein's plane for free.
01:53:59.480 We can get this money for you.
01:54:02.020 How many kids diddling does justifying genocide?
01:54:05.160 How many kids do you have to do to justify genocide? 1.00
01:54:06.460 How many penises do you have in your neck hole? 1.00
01:54:09.600 No, you could say to him, did you lose your voice on the way to Little St. James? 1.00
01:54:15.060 Toad, what if we got the rest of the gang there?
01:54:18.100 Hold on.
01:54:18.580 You're talking towers. 0.99
01:54:19.520 You're up to two fucking hours. 1.00
01:54:21.060 Toad. 1.00
01:54:22.120 Toad.
01:54:22.540 Yes.
01:54:22.980 Toad, what if we got the rest of the gang there?
01:54:25.220 What if we had enough money to get the rest of the gang there? 0.99
01:54:28.060 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:54:29.280 Oh, my God. 0.99
01:54:31.160 All right, episode.
01:54:32.520 It's like talking to a child.
01:54:34.160 You don't even care about us at all?
01:54:36.100 We love you. 1.00
01:54:37.060 We give you so many hugs and shit. 0.99
01:54:38.660 You are our hero. 0.99
01:54:39.340 It's like taking a kid to, like, Disneyland and be like, now we're going to go to Disney World. 1.00
01:54:43.080 And they're like, fuck Disney World. 1.00
01:54:44.140 I've got a lot to do, man. 1.00
01:54:45.440 I'm fucking Toad. 0.99
01:54:47.260 People, we tried. 0.99
01:54:48.260 You have literally nothing to do.
01:54:49.300 You're lying to nothing.
01:54:50.260 You do nothing.
01:54:51.260 You hear the music.
01:54:52.360 It's the end of the episode.
01:54:53.460 All right?
01:54:53.660 All right.
01:54:54.420 We're going to let Toad cook.
01:54:55.420 We gave him some good pointers.
01:54:57.760 We gave him some good praise. 0.99
01:54:59.100 We gave him a fucking great idea. 1.00
01:55:00.700 He shited in our mouth. 1.00
01:55:02.180 We would literally workshop, like, any jokes or anything. 0.97
01:55:05.620 We'd be like, literally, like, everything.
01:55:06.820 I'm never going to compliment him again.
01:55:11.740 Ever.
01:55:12.060 Yeah.
01:55:12.440 Tony, peaks and valleys.
01:55:13.560 You're going to have to really work to get that next peak because this is a low valley.
01:55:16.940 Guys, we've got to end it.
01:55:17.820 We'll see you next week.
01:55:19.980 Peace out.
01:55:20.540 That was crazy.
01:55:27.300 I didn't understand this.
01:55:28.540 Well, we've got some legal definitions and some disclaimers to do here.
01:55:32.880 As always, the previous apologies, disclaimers, and legal notices not in conflict with this episode
01:55:37.760 shall remain in full force and effect.
01:55:40.260 By the way, I'm going to the LP convention in California.
01:55:44.520 I will be there with Adam Nutter.
01:55:46.460 And I will bring shoes for Toad.
01:55:49.140 If you want, I could even have a place for him to stay.
01:55:51.620 Anyway, some apologies.
01:55:52.480 Will you let him sleep in your house?
01:55:54.280 No.
01:55:54.860 I'm staying with a friend.
01:55:55.800 Are you kidding?
01:55:56.560 What is this?
01:55:58.060 Okay.
01:55:58.500 Remember, the presidential debate.
01:56:00.120 We're going to get some clips from that, so it'll be great.
01:56:02.180 By the way, I'm trying to put together the two horrible episodes that the Tower Gang put out.
01:56:07.420 One was unlistenable.
01:56:08.740 One was unwatchable.
01:56:10.300 Combined.
01:56:10.740 We're going to make them perfect, though.
01:56:12.400 Promise me there.
01:56:13.280 I'm on television, Toad.
01:56:14.640 Just like that.
01:56:16.280 There we go.
01:56:16.980 This is a mess.
01:56:17.780 Tower Gang, Toad.
01:56:19.500 Is the Super Bowl going to end his demise?
01:56:22.280 I think so.
01:56:22.940 Last week was pretty rough for him.
01:56:24.340 Toad left.
01:56:25.140 Cole, someone get him on a show.
01:56:27.120 Nephilim Death Squad.
01:56:27.960 Did you know there's Neph to America and Nephilim Death Squad? 1.00
01:56:31.100 I did not know that there are two shows, people.
01:56:33.440 Check those out.
01:56:34.220 Congrats to Jose for birth and a bunch of hairless babies. 0.67
01:56:38.300 Clint, Kurt Russell.
01:56:39.980 Clint, he is now the show trial judge for everyone.
01:56:43.880 Go check that debate that he was moderating.
01:56:46.520 We'll do a breakdown of that one.
01:56:47.620 You can go to TopLobster.com, MerchEngine.com for all your good stuff.
01:56:51.260 I did a podcast about the legal issues with Texas and the Department of Homeland Security.
01:56:57.640 Go check that out.
01:56:58.700 Friday, everyone, join in.
01:57:00.460 Come and find out February 2nd.
01:57:02.720 We're going to do a kill pod.
01:57:04.780 And next week, I'm writing Toad's obituary right now because it's going to happen at the Super Bowl.
01:57:09.760 Take care.
01:57:10.000 Who's the gayest member of Tower Gang? 1.00
01:57:17.020 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:57:19.440 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00
01:57:21.140 No way, Jose. 0.99
01:57:22.600 Liberty Lockdown.
01:57:23.820 Welcome to the Tower Power Hour. 1.00
01:57:24.800 Clint, bitch. 1.00
01:57:26.280 Reed. 1.00
01:57:28.800 Cole.
01:57:30.500 Top Lobster.
01:57:31.840 And Toad.
01:57:33.080 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:57:35.680 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:57:37.220 Liberty Lock is Truth Say.
01:57:39.220 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.
01:57:41.800 Toad is sick, no way, Jose. 0.99
01:57:43.680 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00
01:57:45.280 They made Dace fit all his... 0.99
01:57:46.820 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:57:49.300 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:57:51.260 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:57:53.280 Dace be courage, you sped.
01:57:55.200 More than Rogan, you fed.
01:57:57.240 Truth, Bob, Weather, Tim, Cass, Hotep.
01:57:59.760 More offensive, LOS, no disrespect.
01:58:02.780 More offensive than LOS, no disrespect.
01:58:04.480 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:07.780 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:08.340 He made Dace fit all his fame.
01:58:10.320 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.
01:58:13.300 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.94
01:58:17.940 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.94
01:58:25.840 I mean, I... 0.96
01:58:26.980 I mean, I...
01:58:27.640 That's all, folks.
01:58:28.860 We'll be back.