Tower Gang - Ep 161 - Don't BBC Tase Me Bro

00:00:00.000 I don't know. 0.97

00:00:30.000 Why are we talking about niggers on this show? 1.00

00:00:34.240 Whoa! 1.00

00:00:34.760 Whoa! 0.71

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00:00:40.760 Whoa! 0.71

00:00:41.760 Oh, that's too far.

00:00:43.760 Everything else.

00:00:44.760 I'm asking a question.

00:00:46.760 I'm asking a question.

00:00:51.760 This is sincere.

00:00:52.760 I'm asking a question.

00:00:54.760 I will say it's properly applied to that specific individual.

00:00:58.760 God, that was so hard.

00:01:00.520 No, it was really hard, is what it was.

00:01:02.520 Such a hard ER.

00:01:03.520 I thought this was Tower Game.

00:01:05.520 Where am I right now?

00:01:06.520 Dude. 1.00

00:01:13.520 It's Tower Game Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:01:19.520 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:01:21.520 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby, so I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's 1.00

00:01:26.760 Mussy. 1.00

00:01:28.760 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:01:30.520 I don't know. 1.00

00:01:31.520 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:01:34.520 Woe is me. 1.00

00:01:35.520 I'm retarded. 1.00

00:01:36.520 Have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where 1.00

00:01:40.520 they're like, whoa! 0.99

00:01:41.520 Whoa! 0.71

00:01:42.520 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:01:45.520 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:01:47.520 And you hit me an asshole. 1.00

00:01:49.520 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:01:50.520 Toad's on fire!

00:01:51.520 Toad's on fire!

00:01:52.520 Toad's on fire!

00:01:53.520 She was a 10 in real life.

00:01:54.520 She's like a dead 8.

00:01:56.520 What?

00:01:57.520 What?

00:01:58.520 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:01:59.520 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:02:01.520 That is why.

00:02:02.520 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:02:04.520 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:02:07.520 That is... 1.00

00:02:08.520 That's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:02:13.520 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:02:14.520 Do you wish that we could just watch our intro for an hour and a half? 1.00

00:02:21.520 I love the intros.

00:02:22.520 Shout out to Lainey. 0.93

00:02:23.520 Who's making the intro clips?

00:02:24.520 Because now you're putting me on blast.

00:02:26.520 I don't like that.

00:02:27.520 I don't know.

00:02:28.520 Who made that?

00:02:29.520 I don't know.

00:02:30.520 I thought you made it.

00:02:31.520 I thought Toad made it.

00:02:32.520 I made it, actually.

00:02:33.520 It was Lainey. 0.99

00:02:35.520 None of us know how to do shit. 0.99

00:02:37.520 It was Lainey, clearly. 0.99

00:02:38.520 Welcome to Tower Gang. 0.97

00:02:39.520 Bitch, it's Wednesday at 9-18. 0.98

00:02:41.520 We're a little bit late. 0.99

00:02:42.520 But you know what?

00:02:43.520 We're never late.

00:02:44.520 It doesn't matter.

00:02:45.520 It doesn't matter because we're not on colored people time. 0.99

00:02:47.520 We get to come in whenever we want.

00:02:49.520 Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:50.520 We got Top Lobster, the progenitor of the finest wares in all the lands.

00:02:54.520 He is a wizard of clothing, of cloth if you shall. 0.99

00:02:57.520 Top Lobster.com if you want to pick up shit from him. 0.99

00:02:59.520 If you want to pick up shit from Cole, you're going to have to go to the gym. 0.99

00:03:02.520 And wow, he is looking extraordinarily jacked for the tiniest man that's ever walked on 1.00

00:03:07.520 the fucking planet. 1.00

00:03:08.520 Then we got Raven, the dick, the dick capital of the world. 1.00

00:03:11.520 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:03:12.520 In more than one way, he is also a dick, but he also has a good dick. 1.00

00:03:16.520 I keep forgetting that we've seen his penis. 1.00

00:03:19.520 And it's very forgettable. 0.99

00:03:22.520 No, it's just like, you know, you don't, I'm not like Toad who just thinks about his penis 0.99

00:03:29.520 whenever they see them. 0.98

00:03:30.520 Like I just kind of put that in the back of my brain and then it'll come up like later 1.00

00:03:33.520 I'll be like, Oh fuck. 1.00

00:03:34.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:35.520 It's going to be terribly.

00:03:36.520 Every time I see your faces. 1.00

00:03:37.520 I'm like, oh, he's all in my penis. 1.00

00:03:38.520 Every time I see him, all I think about is his dick. 1.00

00:03:40.520 It sucks. 1.00

00:03:41.520 Even if I haven't seen a dude's dick. 1.00

00:03:42.520 Whenever I see a dude, I like envision what his dick must look like. 1.00

00:03:45.520 Is that what your guys' problem is? 0.99

00:03:46.520 Because there's obviously an issue between David and Clint.

00:03:50.520 There's something.

00:03:51.520 Every time David comes on, he's like, I got a bone to pick with Clint or something like

00:03:54.520 passive aggressive.

00:03:55.520 Literally the only beef that we have is that he, he goes out of his way to beef with me. 0.99

00:04:00.520 He's, he's like, he's one of these fucking like alpha minuses that sees the fucking alpha 1.00

00:04:04.520 dog. 1.00

00:04:05.520 And he's like, I'm going to, I'm going to bite at him. 0.99

00:04:07.520 I'm going to bite at his ankles. 0.96

00:04:08.520 It's like, I am like a small yappy dog. 0.93

00:04:10.520 Look man, I'm short and I'm poor and he's tall and he's rich. 0.99

00:04:13.520 And there's a fucking, I don't like the imbalance. 0.99

00:04:16.520 But Cole's the one who's going to kill you if that's the case. 0.99

00:04:19.520 Well, and speaking of killing people, we've got Toad in the building, the progenitor of 0.72

00:04:23.520 two and a half takes.

00:04:24.520 No, no, that's not his show. 1.00

00:04:26.520 Better off dead. 1.00

00:04:27.520 That's right. 1.00

00:04:28.520 By the way, Toplofsa and Raven do.

00:04:29.520 I'm alive for now.

00:04:30.520 I'm not going to kill myself.

00:04:32.520 Providence, baby.

00:04:33.520 Toplofsa and Raven do a show called Nephilim Death Squad.

00:04:36.520 You should definitely check it out.

00:04:37.520 The three of us were on tinfoil hat today.

00:04:39.520 It'll come out in a couple of days.

00:04:40.520 So check that out.

00:04:41.520 That's all. 1.00

00:04:42.520 But yes, Jose's gone because he's got, he's taking care of his pussy. 1.00

00:04:45.520 He's multiple. 1.00

00:04:47.520 Multiple. 1.00

00:04:48.520 He's surrounded by pussy tonight. 1.00

00:04:50.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:51.520 Technically, actually, yes.

00:04:52.520 He was, he was explaining to us in detail today.

00:04:54.520 He was like, I got to make sure that all these kittens are latching and getting the milk.

00:04:57.520 We're out to feed them every hour. 1.00

00:04:59.520 It's like this fucking dude. 0.99

00:05:00.520 It's just, he's literally like, it's the weirdest like side hobby gig I've ever heard 1.00

00:05:04.520 of. 1.00

00:05:05.520 But like, he slings that pussy for such a fucking premium. 1.00

00:05:09.520 I don't really understand why he's not balling. 1.00

00:05:11.520 Why is he still broke?

00:05:12.520 He literally told us.

00:05:13.520 So he told us today it's two and a half grand for a, for a kitten.

00:05:17.520 Two and a half grand.

00:05:18.520 And he was like, he was like, so I got to make sure that none of these die because it's,

00:05:21.520 that's two and a half grand down.

00:05:22.520 And you know, he ain't paying taxes on it.

00:05:24.520 So he's catching, he's cashing like, like probably 7,500 every two months.

00:05:28.520 And he, and he still broke. 0.99

00:05:29.520 The fuck is that? 1.00

00:05:30.520 It's the craziest thing. 1.00

00:05:31.520 He actually started a podcast about it called two and a half grand.

00:05:36.520 Wow.

00:05:37.520 Wow.

00:05:38.520 Dude.

00:05:39.520 Uh, he also, he also said that like the, uh, the cat's water broke today and that's

00:05:43.520 why he had, he could have had to leave.

00:05:44.520 I didn't even know that's a thing.

00:05:45.520 And then he said pictures.

00:05:46.520 I didn't know the thing.

00:05:47.520 I was like, that has to smell like the worst thing in the world is like, once that water breaks,

00:05:52.520 it has to stink to high heaven in the whole house.

00:05:55.520 You know, Jose's house smells crazy. 1.00

00:05:57.520 Pussy pussy water. 1.00

00:05:58.520 Think about Jose's house. 1.00

00:06:00.520 Like he's probably walking around his house all the time with his fucking hobbit feet, 1.00

00:06:03.520 just like crinkling into like the carpet or something. 0.99

00:06:06.520 Then he's got a hundred thousand cats.

00:06:08.520 His house smells crazy.

00:06:09.520 You know, he probably doesn't want us to meet his wife because his wife probably smells 1.00

00:06:13.520 crazy too. 0.99

00:06:14.520 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:06:15.520 Cat piss lady for sure. 1.00

00:06:17.520 Jose's sending us pictures in the chat of, uh, the, like the birthing process.

00:06:22.520 He really did.

00:06:23.520 He said, he sent a picture of the, uh, the mama cat and the baby cat and I said, ah, disgusting.

00:06:28.520 The mama's got some nice nips. 1.00

00:06:30.520 Oh Jesus. 1.00

00:06:31.520 You're a sick fucker. 1.00

00:06:33.520 The thing is, the sick part of it is that it does look like human nipples. 1.00

00:06:37.520 Cause it's a skinless cat. 0.98

00:06:38.520 Skinless cat.

00:06:39.520 So it's like hanging to the side and like, I looked and said, oh, that's right.

00:06:42.520 It just looks like a deformity.

00:06:43.520 I'm like, what's going on here?

00:06:44.520 Toad. 1.00

00:06:45.520 You jerk off that shit. 1.00

00:06:46.520 It's like total recall. 1.00

00:06:47.520 Toad.

00:06:48.520 Yeah.

00:06:49.520 Did that thing jump a little bit when you saw that?

00:06:51.520 Is there a weird, uh, is there a weird like sect of like furries that are into hairless

00:06:57.520 like animals?

00:07:00.520 You know what I'm talking about?

00:07:01.520 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:07:02.520 Because furries, you know, they're, they're putting on this shit and they have all the 1.00

00:07:04.520 fur. 0.99

00:07:05.520 That's why the furries, but skinnies.

00:07:06.520 Yeah.

00:07:07.520 Like at that point, are you just like, you're getting really close to just a human animal hybrid,

00:07:12.520 right?

00:07:13.520 Just really, really damn close.

00:07:14.520 That's just a dude.

00:07:15.520 That's just a wrinkly dude. 0.99

00:07:16.520 Are we not going to talk about the fact that, that this show opened up with, with fucking 0.98

00:07:21.520 Dom Lucre in the, in the juice tunnels in New York state? 0.96

00:07:24.520 We're just going to go right past that. 1.00

00:07:25.520 We're not going to talk about that shit. 1.00

00:07:26.520 We're not going to talk about that shit. 1.00

00:07:27.520 We're not going to talk about that shit. 1.00

00:07:28.520 What the fuck even is that dude? 1.00

00:07:29.520 Raven, you better calm down. 0.99

00:07:30.520 What is this guy doing?

00:07:31.520 You better calm down or you're about to be exposed.

00:07:33.520 My bad dude.

00:07:34.520 I'm so sorry.

00:07:35.520 Please don't expose me.

00:07:37.520 We were, this was one of the topics for the week because we thought it was, I thought

00:07:40.520 this was a hilarious concept of basically is like, okay, we need to take down the Jews. 0.98

00:07:45.520 These are one of the smartest, most manipulative, cunning, conniving people in the world. 1.00

00:07:49.520 You know, we're going to send a black man. 1.00

00:07:51.520 It's just like, we're sending Dom Lucre. 0.98

00:07:54.520 We're sending Dom Lucre. 1.00

00:07:55.520 He looks like the predator and a goblin had sex and just pushed his little baby out. 0.99

00:07:59.520 It's like, we got to send our best and brightest. 1.00

00:08:01.520 We're going to send a low IQ man. 0.96

00:08:05.520 Top, top. 0.99

00:08:06.520 Before you talk too much shit about this Dom dude, I, well, before I went to bed last night, 0.99

00:08:10.520 I saw a spaces that he was in and I hopped in there. 0.99

00:08:12.520 I was only in there for like two minutes going hard in the paint against the J's. 1.00

00:08:17.520 This dude is fucking- 1.00

00:08:18.520 I don't hate him. 1.00

00:08:19.520 All right. 1.00

00:08:20.520 It's just the whole shit is goofy. 0.99

00:08:22.520 Like, so here's the thing. 0.99

00:08:24.520 My, our friends are making a documentary with them and they're doing it with good intention.

00:08:28.520 So now this is my Tim pool moment.

00:08:30.520 Do I be like Clint and be like, I can't talk about Tim pool.

00:08:32.520 Or do I joke about the obvious funny? 0.99

00:08:34.520 This shit is obviously funny guys. 0.98

00:08:36.520 I love you guys. 0.99

00:08:37.520 And I hope you're watching. 0.95

00:08:38.520 You chose a legitimate retarded person to head your documentary. 1.00

00:08:42.520 I don't know.

00:08:44.520 At some point you, you had to turn to each other and say, should we choose this guy with a fake Gucci jacket?

00:08:50.520 Imagine trying to produce a documentary that's primary target demo is going to be white skinheads and you put as the narrator black dude with dreads. 1.00

00:09:02.520 Like you're fucking retarded. 1.00

00:09:04.520 I am telling you, like this definitely, they can turn the tables on this very quickly and just make a documentary about a black man trying to do investigative journalism. 1.00

00:09:11.520 I'm saying- 0.99

00:09:12.520 And it would be the funniest shit ever. 0.99

00:09:14.520 Just turn it into- 0.99

00:09:15.520 Here's how they save it.

00:09:16.520 Here's how they save it completely.

00:09:17.520 Take all the footage.

00:09:18.520 They compile it.

00:09:19.520 And then before the editor leaves, they go, yo, this is a mockumentary. 0.96

00:09:24.520 Make it fucking hilarious. 0.97

00:09:26.520 Yes. 0.97

00:09:27.520 And just edit it like the office.

00:09:29.520 It's going to, I mean, billions of views. 0.99

00:09:31.520 You know the fucking music from Curb Your Enthusiasm? 0.99

00:09:34.520 Just playing constantly in the background. 1.00

00:09:37.520 No, dude. 0.99

00:09:38.520 He fucking posted a picture of like a trap door on the sidewalk. 0.99

00:09:41.520 Yes. 0.99

00:09:42.520 And he's like, I found it guys. 0.99

00:09:43.520 I found the entrance to the fucking tunnels. 1.00

00:09:44.520 And it's like, no bitch. 1.00

00:09:45.520 That's where the bodega keeps their fucking food. 1.00

00:09:47.520 Like underneath the building. 1.00

00:09:48.520 It's a basement.

00:09:49.520 You can see it from Google Maps.

00:09:50.520 It's just a basement. 1.00

00:09:51.520 You can see that shit from Google Maps. 1.00

00:09:53.520 No, no, no. 1.00

00:09:54.520 Who runs the bodega?

00:09:55.520 They covered their illegal tunnels with metal that you could see from outside.

00:10:00.520 Yes. 1.00

00:10:01.520 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:10:02.520 There was a fucking dude next to it smoking a cigarette on Google Earth. 1.00

00:10:05.520 That's why it needs to be a mockumentary. 0.99

00:10:06.520 Because they can just be like, it's just like Michael Scott.

00:10:09.520 Literally, it's Michael Scott going and being like, here's the entrance to the tunnels.

00:10:12.520 They open it up and it's just like a basement.

00:10:14.520 They go down there.

00:10:15.520 It's exactly that.

00:10:16.520 He was like, there's an old treadmill in here. 1.00

00:10:19.520 Maybe they were working out down here to fuck children. 1.00

00:10:21.520 Hit up Tower Gang. 1.00

00:10:25.520 You can pay us to write this mockumentary.

00:10:28.520 Let's do it.

00:10:29.520 Just give us all the raw footage.

00:10:31.520 You put your edit out of a documentary about fighting this.

00:10:35.520 You give Lainey that raw footage and you will get a masterpiece. 1.00

00:10:38.520 Holy shit. 0.99

00:10:39.520 That's a fact. 1.00

00:10:40.520 Yeah, absolutely.

00:10:41.520 We should do it ourselves. 1.00

00:10:42.520 Fuck it. 1.00

00:10:43.520 Let's just do it ourselves. 1.00

00:10:44.520 Let's go to Miami and look for tunnel style.

00:10:45.520 Come on, man.

00:10:46.520 I seriously thought the problem is because the Mexicans dug the tunnels. 1.00

00:10:50.520 I think this already came out, right?

00:10:52.520 They reported on that.

00:10:53.520 Yeah, the Jews hired Mexican workers to build the tunnels. 0.98

00:10:57.520 Imagine Dom Luker, or whatever his name is, interviewing a Mexican about digging the tunnels. 0.98

00:11:01.520 They would just fight. 1.00

00:11:02.520 He would just be like, fuck you, Beaner. 1.00

00:11:04.520 He would just start a race war. 1.00

00:11:07.520 Mexicans and black people hate each other. 1.00

00:11:09.520 Do you know this? 1.00

00:11:10.520 No. 0.99

00:11:11.520 I just assume all people hate black people. 0.98

00:11:14.520 No, I remember that in high school, it was like the Mexican kids and the black kids would 1.00

00:11:21.520 always fight each other.

00:11:22.520 And it was like a weird race war.

00:11:23.520 Cole, that was because they were just in different gangs.

00:11:25.520 David, turn up your mic, bruh.

00:11:27.520 Yeah, I guess I missed 13.

00:11:28.520 Is it good?

00:11:29.520 Does it sound alright?

00:11:30.520 Yeah, that's better. 1.00

00:11:31.520 And Toad juice your shit a little bit too. 1.00

00:11:33.520 Really? 1.00

00:11:34.520 If this is real, I would love to have a Nikki Haley autograph.

00:11:37.520 Chris. 0.94

00:11:38.520 That'd actually be really fucking funny. 0.73

00:11:39.520 Yeah, I mean, it would be humorous, but I hope she made it out to me, to my biggest 0.95

00:11:44.520 hater.

00:11:45.520 Cool.

00:11:46.520 That'd be pretty dope. 0.83

00:11:47.520 Anyways, what topics we got? 0.98

00:11:49.520 Should we talk more about the fucking, the Dom Luker in the tunnels? 0.88

00:11:52.520 I mean, like, what are the angles going to make this? 0.97

00:11:54.520 There's not much to say there.

00:11:55.520 It's a weird move.

00:11:56.520 I hope it pays off for them, because I do like the people that are working with them.

00:11:58.520 There's no way!

00:11:59.520 Just delete that idea from here.

00:12:00.520 They lost a crazy amount of money. 0.84

00:12:03.520 They hired this black dude with dreads who literally thinks that just posting a photo 0.94

00:12:08.520 of something is a developing story. 0.79

00:12:10.520 Dude, he posted yesterday, he posted a picture of Tom Hanks wearing a t-shirt that said, like,

00:12:15.520 not again, and it had a picture of Trump. 1.00

00:12:17.520 And this motherfucker says, developing. 0.99

00:12:20.520 Tom Hanks wears this shirt. 1.00

00:12:22.520 What is it developing to, Dom?

00:12:24.520 Where is the story going?

00:12:26.520 What's next, Dom?

00:12:28.520 I don't understand.

00:12:29.520 We already know that Tom Hanks is hanging out with Epstein, man.

00:12:32.520 Like, how far can you?

00:12:33.520 Like, how much further can you even go?

00:12:35.520 It's an amazing griff, though. 0.95

00:12:36.520 And it's really amazing that it's lasted as long as it has, because Clint said it earlier.

00:12:40.520 It's like, I'm going to expose you.

00:12:41.520 Get ready, because you're going to be exposed. 0.98

00:12:43.520 And then what ensues is no expose, and nothing fucking happens. 1.00

00:12:47.520 And then he goes, gotcha, bitch, on to the next one. 1.00

00:12:49.520 And then a million fucking followers. 1.00

00:12:51.520 I don't know. 1.00

00:12:52.520 It's a pretty impressive recipe.

00:12:54.520 I'm telling you.

00:12:55.520 The funny thing, though, is like, listen, the Jews covered up 9-11.

00:12:58.520 And the entire world watched 9-11 happen, and nothing came out. 0.99

00:13:03.520 But Dom's going to fucking expose them. 0.99

00:13:05.520 But Dom, the thing with these Jewish tunnels under their own church, he's going to get them. 1.00

00:13:11.520 Like, two weeks after it actually happened, they're like, no, he's going to find all the evidence.

00:13:16.520 They just kept it down there.

00:13:17.520 Does it bother anybody else that he says a t-shirt is a developing story?

00:13:20.520 No one's bothered by this.

00:13:22.520 No, no.

00:13:23.520 That's how he thinks.

00:13:24.520 Disrespect on the t-shirt's name.

00:13:25.520 Yeah, that does bother me.

00:13:27.520 He's disrespecting t-shirts. 0.99

00:13:28.520 It's retarded. 1.00

00:13:29.520 I assume when I first saw him, I liked it because I'm like, oh, this is funny. 0.86

00:13:34.520 Like, if you were going to make a conspiracy theorist brain-damaged account, it's very funny.

00:13:39.520 The part that bugs me out is now I see him, like, in real life, and he's taking himself seriously, 1.00

00:13:44.520 but doing the most clown shit, clownish shit that you could imagine. 0.99

00:13:47.520 Yo, wild seriously, too. 1.00

00:13:48.520 I've never, like, he's one of the most egotistical motherfuckers. 0.98

00:13:51.520 He's like, people aren't inviting me to this and that, and I'm not getting much. 0.98

00:13:54.520 It's like, because everything, every single thing you do gets fact-checked and community

00:14:00.520 noted because you're just lying through your teeth. 1.00

00:14:02.520 You post a motherfucking fuck. 1.00

00:14:04.520 Like, he says, today Oprah Winfrey has decided to be exposed, and then there's nothing. 1.00

00:14:12.520 There's never anything.

00:14:14.520 Can we get a, I want Bryson Gray and Dom Luker to have, like, beef, because that would 0.99

00:14:19.520 be really fucking funny to watch these two, like, apes throw shit at each other. 0.99

00:14:23.520 Did you see, so he's on TimCast, right? 0.99

00:14:25.520 On TimCast.

00:14:26.520 I'm just talking about, like, it's just, you know, that's an expression, right?

00:14:29.520 That's not a racist thing.

00:14:31.520 It's just an expression. 0.95

00:14:33.520 But he's on fucking TimCast, and he has, like, dude, honestly, the guy has nothing to contribute. 0.94

00:14:37.520 He says maybe 15 words for the entire episode. 0.92

00:14:39.520 Okay, that's fine. 0.99

00:14:40.520 But then you hear him on this fucking, you know, this leak, or not even a leak. 0.99

00:14:44.520 He goes on a live spaces, and he starts going on a tirade where he's like, 1.00

00:14:48.520 dicks and niggas can't even go to the hood. 1.00

00:14:50.520 I can go to the hood. 1.00

00:14:51.520 I can go to the streets.

00:14:52.520 Black people love me. 0.98

00:14:53.520 You can't go to the streets because they're going to run your pockets. 0.98

00:14:55.520 You don't have street credit.

00:14:56.520 I do. 0.98

00:14:57.520 And it's like, where the fuck was all that weird energy that at least would have been entertaining 0.98

00:15:00.520 on TimCast to see him go off like that and to see Tim try to juggle that action would 0.98

00:15:05.520 have been something.

00:15:06.520 But he didn't do any of that.

00:15:07.520 And then he gets on the live space and he goes, you know, total apesh. 0.99

00:15:09.520 That's not a fucking, he goes apesh. 0.99

00:15:11.520 It was a fucking weird thing. 1.00

00:15:13.520 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:15:17.520 How many, like, how many racist black things can you say but, like, you don't realize that 1.00

00:15:23.520 they're racist? 1.00

00:15:24.520 Like, you could say, well, these guys went apeshit. 1.00

00:15:26.520 But then once you apply it to black people, like, oh, was that made for black people? 1.00

00:15:29.520 Because now it sounds dirty. 1.00

00:15:30.520 Yeah, they're going apeshit. 0.98

00:15:32.520 God.

00:15:33.520 Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:34.520 I mean, I don't think there's really much there, man.

00:15:36.520 It's just a strange, a strange thing.

00:15:38.520 I like him.

00:15:39.520 Strange decisions were made.

00:15:40.520 I like the dude but, like, he's being used raw.

00:15:42.520 No, Topp, you know why you like him, right?

00:15:44.520 Because it's crazy. 1.00

00:15:45.520 Because he thinks he sees truth all around him when he's actually looking at bullshit. 1.00

00:15:49.520 Wow. 0.99

00:15:50.520 But you relate to that.

00:15:52.520 You know what, Clint took a- 0.99

00:15:53.520 Jeez, what a fucking low blow there. 0.99

00:15:54.520 Clint took a- 1.00

00:15:55.520 He took a fucking beating today, guys. 1.00

00:15:57.520 He took a beating. 1.00

00:15:59.520 We beat the fuck out of him. 1.00

00:16:00.520 He's talking about politics. 0.99

00:16:01.520 Yeah.

00:16:02.520 We're like, no.

00:16:03.520 God, Nephilim, spiritual warfare. 0.93

00:16:05.520 He's like, Mises Caucus. 0.99

00:16:06.520 It was fucking really disappointing. 1.00

00:16:07.520 Just to clarify, these motherfuckers brought up the Mises Caucus. 1.00

00:16:08.520 They brought up the VP run. 0.99

00:16:10.520 I wasn't trying to go there at all.

00:16:11.520 But, you know, setting that aside, I have to get dragged. 1.00

00:16:12.520 It's like, hey, Sam Chippley, listen to this motherfucker. 0.99

00:16:13.520 This dude is running for VP. 1.00

00:16:14.520 Look at this stupid ball fuck. 1.00

00:16:15.520 Talk about a spirit of Nephilim-looking bitch motherfucker. 1.00

00:16:16.520 I was like, all right. 1.00

00:16:17.520 Some of these shits- 0.99

00:16:18.520 It seems like you should have gone with cold instead of clay. 0.99

00:16:19.520 That's an episode that you have to, like, watch physically with your eyes because some

00:16:23.520 of, like, the beatdowns- Clint, you know the clip that they made when I was like, he had a

00:16:25.520 pronounced ring and his eyes roll super hard. 0.98

00:16:26.520 He was doing that shit like the whole episode. 0.99

00:16:28.520 I have said it. 0.99

00:16:29.520 None of this is true.

00:16:30.520 None of this is true.

00:16:31.520 None of this is true.

00:16:32.520 Literally.

00:16:33.520 Like I'm sitting there going like, oh, that's interesting.

00:16:34.520 And then, then, David just goes, you know, despite the fact that Clint's eyes are

00:16:39.520 rolled.

00:16:40.520 All right.

00:16:41.520 All right.

00:16:42.520 All right.

00:16:43.520 I'm like, I'm so scared.

00:16:44.520 And I'm like, I'm so scared for the whole episode.

00:16:48.520 But I'm so scared.

00:16:49.520 And I'm like, it's like, you know, it's like, I'm so scared.

00:16:51.520 So I'm so scared.

00:16:52.520 just goes you know despite the fact that clint's eyes are rolling in the back of his head it's like

00:16:57.080 i'm literally just in this conversation chilling and they're just they're like for the audio

00:17:01.340 listeners they have narrated a reality that didn't even transpire that's what happened 0.52

00:17:05.660 fucking manipulating the people's opinions dude i felt it i mentioned the spirit of lilith you 0.99

00:17:10.540 reached for a tall drink i don't know what the fuck was in it looked like vodka and you did a 1.00

00:17:14.400 whole fucking eye roll and then you drank half a cup of it again and then you got up and walked off 1.00

00:17:18.460 for about 15 minutes came back and turned your camera off it was a weird fucking episode 0.99

00:17:22.400 it was weird he left at the end he just he didn't even say anything i swear to god 0.81

00:17:27.580 go watch it that part's true but i did i did message in the chat saying i had to go do my show

00:17:33.000 and then leaves he didn't say i rolled the last thing that happened in the chat i saw a bubble pop

00:17:38.260 up because i'm in the middle of a stream of consciousness right but a bubble pops up and 0.99

00:17:41.880 it said sorry guys i gotta go see you top dave's a fag and i was like what the fuck is that about 0.99

00:17:46.180 and i have to try to fucking like keep going and keep talking i'm like a guy doesn't like me that's 0.99

00:17:52.100 fine literally literally none of this happened hey can we address what happened last week because 0.95

00:17:56.580 i i don't know how it was uh received with owen benjamin going at that was that's great that that

00:18:01.680 was like a week ago was that last week yeah it was last week a year ago that felt so long i felt like

00:18:06.880 we did a i felt like we did a tower gang already in between no we haven't and it was so funny because

00:18:12.240 i don't know how because i feel like we got good feedback on that show but it also felt like not

00:18:18.140 our show because it was just like hey clint explain the federal reserve to owen benjamin

00:18:23.740 no no it was way worse than that it was him going you know that the federal reserve is kind of 0.98

00:18:28.260 mandatory and then then me going huh and then you guys going keep it funny clint you bitch 1.00

00:18:33.020 okay and then i just like try and pivot and just be like yeah good point on yeah federal reserve 0.93

00:18:39.920 mandatory it's the only thing that keeps us alive i disagree with owen but i don't care because i just

00:18:44.020 wanted to be funny i know i just all of us well besides top tops like owen's the best whatever

00:18:49.420 he's like and he was like also he's right yeah you agree with him he's right i agree but the rest

00:18:52.880 of us who are like anarchists like and caps are just like and like halfway autistic can be like okay

00:18:58.800 what do we do because there's like two wolves inside of us one is just like be retarded and one 0.99

00:19:03.480 was like be autistic and like clint's wolves were absolutely clint's wolves were absolutely 0.86

00:19:13.300 mauling each other actually i mean you could see it in his brain like if you watch the video bring 0.93

00:19:18.480 up fleek of the week because that might make the fucking fleek of the week man there's two wolves 0.98

00:19:22.540 inside of us one of them is saying be autistic one is saying being retarded today i've decided that uh 0.99

00:19:28.520 for whatever reason pull up the shirt tyler the fucking this fucking jew lawyer pull pull it up 0.99

00:19:33.640 it's not that being retarded and being autistic is not the same thing so this i can't believe you 1.00

00:19:39.060 made this we're i'm just giving this shit away like to one person in in the chat i don't know 0.83

00:19:45.120 i want to make i want to make it a thing where like every week i can do another drawing 0.76

00:19:50.380 and then nobody buys it i want to see this up close this is a reference no i i legitimately 0.83

00:19:55.860 do you think someone would wear this feels like sexual healing i would wear the fuck out of that 0.97

00:20:01.160 i mean like you're going out in public you're you're you're going like oh i need to go pick 0.99

00:20:05.720 up some like shit from public today and you have this shirt on that says toad sexual i thought it 0.98

00:20:10.560 was it looks like a christmas no one's gonna understand what's going on i love i love the fact 0.99

00:20:15.240 that toad's in a red shirt on a red shirt so he's like he's like blending into your body

00:20:20.120 if you're wearing the shirt i'm actually inside that is one that may be the best shirt that's

00:20:29.200 ever been created so i guess i don't know why i'm making i think i think it'll be cool in the

00:20:35.020 future if somebody bought this some maniac bought this and then we have an event let's say like an 0.98

00:20:39.460 event like at georgia and they go yeah sexual healing and we're like yeah you're fucking out of 0.99

00:20:44.400 your mind just imagine giving himself a mammogram also it's also like uh it's like hang on babe we 0.99

00:20:53.160 can't have sex until i have the sexual healing shirt on you imagine making your wife look at his 1.00

00:20:59.340 fucking face when you go to bed you're like you're fucking on top you're going and she's just looking 1.00

00:21:03.700 down seeing toad green light like what if you what if you put this on a car or like like you had 1.00

00:21:08.380 like a work van or something and you just put it on the back of it and it's like it should be on a 0.74

00:21:12.400 christmas card it looks like a holiday we should fucking we should pay to get my vet wrapped in 0.96

00:21:16.500 this oh my god they would be like it looks like a company but what does the company sell 0.99

00:21:23.360 that's true it's just is you know what it'd be really funny because it's like is that like a sex 0.94

00:21:30.280 therapist or something and that's gonna be the funniest to think of toad as a sex therapist

00:21:34.440 company needs to do that you know how you put little words like on a magazine cover for like

00:21:39.340 different article names that are in it or different topics it needs to be like like going 0.97

00:21:43.480 from the head down to the ankle and skipping the pussy like it needs to have different it just says 1.00

00:21:48.460 skip the pussy question mark i mean this i mean this in all seriousness and i i know you're not 0.99

00:21:55.660 going to believe me but when this show explodes in popularity sitting in the corner watching 0.99

00:21:59.980 you are going to be by far the most famous one of all of us you are you are you are such a you are

00:22:14.200 such a memetic masterpiece of a human being it's just like just just seeing you on a t-shirt makes

00:22:20.040 me happy it's a it's a it's really a powerful thing i could run a whole line of just toad t-shirts

00:22:25.860 like oh my god you were crazy right rick ross i'm gonna make that's it i'm making another website 0.56

00:22:31.520 it's gonna be called onlytoads.com and onlytoads is so great onlytoads t-shirts and it's gonna be 0.99

00:22:38.040 shit like this oh my god this is how we win fuck you're you're the big j of tower gang by the way i 0.99

00:22:44.300 just quick quick uh little plug for us when we were on with chipley on tinfoil hat he was just 1.00

00:22:49.900 effusive in the praise of what tower gang is it was really fucking cool uh i it made meant the world 0.65

00:22:56.520 to me i'm sorry i was being serious for a second now uh retard oh it's interesting because more or 0.89

00:23:00.900 less what he said he was like uh comedies become gay and you guys are keeping comedy alive that's like 0.89

00:23:05.120 fucking paraphrasing what he said i think he actually may have said exactly that exactly those 1.00

00:23:09.880 words yeah so it was like comedians are fucking faggots and you guys aren't and i was like damn 1.00

00:23:14.880 that's fucking what it's a bizarre a bizarre place to be in because like we never i never really set 1.00

00:23:20.620 out to do that but it's like everyone else got so not funny that now we're funny i guess you know 0.97

00:23:25.540 what's amazing about like formulating this this gang is that we we all we all support each other as

00:23:32.400 we completely destroy our our public reputation and our capacity to get a corporate job and we're just

00:23:37.760 like we're not making any money from this but we all enjoy each other's company so much it doesn't

00:23:42.140 matter we just we are we are making money and toad is very very autistic about it oh yeah my god 0.99

00:23:48.420 we're not we're not expensive food and george are faggot that's true but the way he talks about the 1.00

00:23:56.580 money he talks about it like uh when your dad like you you drive by toys or us and you're like oh the 0.98

00:24:01.520 toys and he's like listen man we don't have it in the like no it's just too expensive yeah it's like it's

00:24:06.760 also like and your dad and that that your dad is clint too like your dad's like a multi-million

00:24:10.720 like it's subject like just just like comparatively what is going on it's just like it's the expense

00:24:17.800 is nothing compared to what you're making we were down to 600 or 700 bucks and i was like all right

00:24:22.400 my flight was 400 if you could send me the money i'd appreciate it and he's like he's like oh my god

00:24:27.140 we're running we're running really low guys like we're down near the bottom of the barrel and then and

00:24:32.340 then cole and uh and jose hop in there and they're like we're gonna get some we're gonna get dinner and

00:24:36.860 drinks yeah we gotta we gotta put some you know let's get some fries for the table at least right 0.99

00:24:40.920 starts spiraling he is panicked he's like he's like we're not fucking expensing goddamn food and 0.97

00:24:48.860 beers that's not that's not what the budget's for it's not it's not like it's not like a family budget 0.97

00:24:54.060 of where you're like hey we gotta save because we're gonna buy a house we gotta save just i'm the gambler

00:24:58.200 and i'm the businessman of the show he thinks he's the businessman it's wild i mean you guys

00:25:02.640 but you but you know what he is though he is the degenerate gambler that's hoping that he can he can

00:25:08.360 abscond with this money without our knowledge and this is really that's my gambling money i swear to

00:25:14.240 god the way he acts about it really does seem like he is gambling this money and it's just using it like

00:25:19.280 because he is like it's like what are we saving for like what are you like like this is just a hobby

00:25:24.660 that we do and we're making some money off of it which is great but it's all not that's that's my

00:25:29.140 point we're not but you know what's funny yes we are and the money you can use for like the money is

00:25:34.080 so infinitesimal it's like just make our lives a little bit better but he's like we're gonna save

00:25:39.340 it for something in the future that's apparently gonna happen retarded pull up that comment about 0.83

00:25:43.520 so high time preference pull up that comment yeah what a crazy dimension to have tower gang running

00:25:48.820 for president and vice president now keep in mind keep in mind toad is the one running for president

00:25:53.420 i mean it's the craziest like we live in total upside down land it's so this is gonna be one

00:26:00.220 of those things where it's like all the people that said trump wasn't gonna win what if something

00:26:03.300 fucking unbelievable happens here what if the the most unthinkable moment actually comes to pass 0.92

00:26:09.100 what the fuck are you guys gonna do listen do you remember do you remember whenever uh whenever 0.99

00:26:13.540 spike cohen and um uh whoever the lady was i can't remember her fucking name uh yeah joe jorgerson 1.00

00:26:19.480 and there was a big thing that went around about how spike cohen was a uh brony you remember that 0.96

00:26:23.960 yeah it was true yeah imagine now clint gets uh his vice president it's gonna go around and he

00:26:29.840 does a racist podcast like that's the only thing that's gonna like normie friends of mine great for

00:26:35.520 us not for you i don't understand clint's career like his trajectory i'm like look at this guy he's 0.98

00:26:40.820 crushing like and he's in this political realm and he's fucking like saying nigger constantly i don't 0.98

00:26:44.540 understand how the fuck this has it and what the fuck how has nobody noticed how has nobody noticed 0.99

00:26:50.080 my normie friends knew who spike cohen was and also that he was a brony and i was like this is 0.97

00:26:55.640 like this is hitting too close to home because if they find clint i just realized cole's gonna have 0.99

00:27:01.380 to quit tg because like if you get the nomination i'm fucking i'm dead yeah you're super fucked dude 0.99

00:27:07.820 yeah because i mean there will be clips that are played that have your face on national television 1.00

00:27:14.680 talking about the the vice presidential candidate for the lp and here's like here's his here's just 0.99

00:27:20.140 a fucking menagerie of them saying n-word n-word n-word yeah we're sitting in the room and jerking 0.99

00:27:25.380 off sitting in the corner that's just gonna be like i'm on repeat oh my god i fucking hope that happens 1.00

00:27:31.640 what's wrong with you guys is it a job thing is there is there is there a job thing that i'm 0.75

00:27:37.220 missing cole you have a job that would like yes i have a job david no that would indicate you if 0.93

00:27:41.700 they heard that you were fucking oh really oh yeah yeah is anybody else's job being like oh yeah 0.99

00:27:46.820 just absolutely my boss literally listens to my show i'm a fucking welder dude nobody gives a shit 0.99

00:27:51.480 oh that's true yeah you're right yeah it's fucking fine yeah i mean what do welders make per hour 0.97

00:27:58.220 like a hundred bucks well clint clint might be the most out-of-touch person in the world 0.84

00:28:04.560 i fucking i bet you if you work for yourself you could make that much yeah i probably could yeah 0.92

00:28:12.920 uh all right so who's out of touch now well i'm sorry how much do welders make that work for other 0.99

00:28:18.320 motherfuckers not a lot not a lot a hundred dollars oh my a hundred dollars an hour it's like 0.89

00:28:25.280 right i mean that's like that's the that's the entry fair wage right guys that's like that's 1.00

00:28:29.820 that's union wages right that's union wages right i don't have fucking health insurance 0.97

00:28:34.980 clint what are you talking about yo you don't need health insurance when you're making a hundred 0.99

00:28:38.300 dollars an hour but the first time in my life i felt poor i went to the fucking grocery store and 0.99

00:28:43.660 i don't want to be that kind of like boomer motherfucker but i looked at the peanut butter 1.00

00:28:47.040 and i was like it's 8 50. yeah dude it's fucking bullshit man what a regular thing 1.00

00:28:51.560 look clint's like haven't even noticed don't even give a fuck jesus clint right clint doesn't go to 1.00

00:28:56.400 the store i don't think clint's been to the store in he does 15 years he told us he buys from online 0.98

00:29:01.920 he's like why don't you just get he buys them online and he eats out that's what he doesn't notice 0.88

00:29:06.960 the watermelon painting on his wall he does not notice fucking price you know we went top and i went 0.99

00:29:11.100 to fucking hang out with uh with matt rife of real rife technology and it was so such a fucking like 0.97

00:29:16.420 opposite experience of going to clint's house like we were served tomahawk steaks we were given water 0.97

00:29:22.140 cups like so many water cups it was so many cups like every cabinet had so many cups and it was

00:29:27.960 we had a five course meal and every course we got a different cup it was insane dude look at that

00:29:33.960 crystal clear cup it was perfectly clean it looks really cloudy by the way it looks like it is

00:29:40.140 that's not the camera it's that cloudy anyway so we hung out with we hung out with matt rife i don't

00:29:46.960 even know if we can show this on here but i'm gonna do it anyway oh that's right we're bringing

00:29:51.100 this we're bringing this to fucking uh georgia and i don't even know if you guys if you guys 0.98

00:29:56.440 this thing is fucking scary oh my god oh yes hold on let me let me show you does it i don't know if 0.97

00:30:02.740 it's gonna oh it just shoots come out dude i i would i don't know if it if it shot out like 1.00

00:30:10.460 yogurt i would honor oh my god oh it's a fucking oh it's a taser dude if you get yeah by a cock 1.00

00:30:17.320 you are absolutely like it's like you're gay for the rest of your life you can't you can't yeah 1.00

00:30:21.800 if it just tases my arm though now imagine that this is great because you you know this is great 0.99

00:30:28.400 because this is like this is made for women because you know women are the only ones that

00:30:32.320 carry actual tasers because they're women and they think that they'll stop a dude like me from raping 1.00

00:30:36.540 them i feel like if someone just ordered that from like some kink website they did immediately put on 0.97

00:30:42.180 a watch list well when i'm great call tyler we're doing a segment called is it gay well i was gonna

00:30:53.260 go with the other way of saying like women could use this there's like they have a taser that they 0.99

00:30:57.360 always have in their purse and they had their dildo or vibrator also in their purse and it's just like 1.00

00:31:01.460 if you get really kinky you just shock the fuck out of your clit and that gets you off so i mean but 1.00

00:31:06.300 wow also gay guys i feel like gay guys aren't gonna fight aren't gonna have a gun they also need a 1.00

00:31:11.180 taser you also have your dildo right there i think it's the question of is it because it's 1.00

00:31:15.020 technically a weapon so it's really cool because it's a weapon so it's my dick can you imagine 0.99

00:31:19.080 getting mugged and you're like you're like you're just reaching your your back of your pants and you 0.99

00:31:23.220 just pull out this giant taser dildo from your ass there's only one place like it's doing electric 1.00

00:31:29.760 and a poison damage with the shit on it call the ambulance and he goes but not for me 1.00

00:31:37.940 he pulls it out he goes not for me and he goes actually for both of us that was that was a little 0.99

00:31:45.600 bit too much i just love the fact that that he made that for you like what a fucking i love it he 0.89

00:31:53.360 saw he's like oh my god clint's gonna get to i got a great idea i also have real questions of what 0.57

00:31:59.880 this guy makes for in general because if he's just like we don't know if you said i have a product

00:32:07.100 from a guy and it's this and you show that i'd be like does he just make is that what he makes

00:32:11.800 is he a dildo company or is he like a a taser company neither he makes he makes these coils that

00:32:20.200 give up vibrations we're not getting into it that's nephilim desk no no no but can you bring the case up i 0.99

00:32:24.380 want you to show the case that this thing was bought in like he shows up to dinner with fucking 0.96

00:32:29.220 this dude yeah and he flips it open yeah because that's that's a gun case that's 100 yeah my kid 0.99

00:32:37.920 is in the next room playing nintendo switch it's a molded dildo case it's fucking unbelievable dude 0.99

00:32:42.920 it's molded after david's dick too by the way that looks like did he enter this in cocktober 1.00

00:32:48.240 that looks like pulp fiction when when the dude with the fucking band-aid on his neck just like looks and 1.00

00:32:53.200 there's just light but it's a taser dildo is that's what the light's coming from 0.98

00:32:56.140 you gotta drop those numbers though clint we want to see these results sooner i don't want to wait 0.99

00:33:01.020 till fucking 200 000 get them at fucking 115 dude 115 and electrocute them it'll be it'll be the 0.98

00:33:07.060 summertime i'd imagine we're we're growing pretty quick we're like over 80 already i just want to 0.99

00:33:11.880 see it happen i want to know you know when is it i don't want i don't want to see it happen at all i 0.88

00:33:16.580 have a fucking heart arrhythmia i would really rather not be don't make me pull my piece out 0.99

00:33:20.720 imagine like you have you have your taser dildo but you also have your regular dildo on you and 1.00

00:33:31.820 you actually grab the wrong one so like guys like what the fuck with the dildo you go oh it's like 0.99

00:33:38.440 oh shit wrong dildo and then you also use the other one in the incorrect way too oh gazer is a 0.99

00:33:45.440 great i didn't think about that gazer is definitely what that should be called clint how do you see 0.99

00:33:49.740 how do you see this thing going though because now you're gonna have i don't know if you can fly

00:33:53.040 with it i don't even know if you can make it through custom with it i might have to mail it to you

00:33:56.580 transport it across state lines can i mail this i don't even know if i can mail this i think the

00:34:01.420 next time you're on best political show you're gonna have to just drive okay i'm gonna have to drive

00:34:06.900 it to you and then what do you how are we gonna how are you gonna honestly you can keep it you know

00:34:10.640 like i i don't i don't really need it if i'm being totally honest what you don't want he doesn't 0.92

00:34:15.980 want the temptation laying around his house yeah like i don't want to fucking put myself into a coma 0.97

00:34:20.640 just because i'm coming too hard like that'd be ridiculous there's got to be somebody dildo taser 0.98

00:34:26.340 and you're gonna you're gonna say i don't really know if i want it look look you're disappointing him 0.94

00:34:30.880 right now look i really appreciate the gesture it's a fucking weird gesture though and i don't think 0.85

00:34:35.880 that i'm like obligated to accept any dildos from anybody ever for any i love it tasers can fly in

00:34:41.780 checked bags just like imagine like they're they go like uh but dildos can't that's the very no 0.98

00:34:50.660 that's the bit i'll take it back up here i need i need we need we need you and david to fucking record 0.99

00:34:54.740 as you go to the airport and and open up the case and say can i fly with this oh this is gonna be 0.97

00:35:02.020 like i like that she's gonna get it to clint so it's gonna be like a fucking slow motion 1.00

00:35:06.100 and you pass off the fucking dildo and you know what you do uh stick it in your pants and try to 1.00

00:35:14.400 walk through tsa like that like what the fuck are you doing then you touch oh yeah just it's 1.00

00:35:17.880 very hard it's the only thing about the uh don't fucking tase me bro because if you tase the the tsa guy 0.99

00:35:25.720 there's got to be somebody in georgia who's willing to get to i don't know the legality of the situation 0.56

00:35:31.680 i understand how it works but if you have a volunteer right you're probably clear of any 0.99

00:35:35.340 kind of like responsibility somebody in georgia is going to want to be tased by this dick 0.96

00:35:38.940 and i'm looking forward to that there's no way out of this entire crowd especially out of tower 0.99

00:35:43.040 gang fans that somebody's not going to want to get tased by this dick and i'm very excited for that 0.96

00:35:47.460 actually this is a good question in the chat everybody who's going to georgia to check us out 0.97

00:35:51.740 this weekend all two of you say yes i want to say like i want to see if anybody's coming or not

00:35:56.180 like which one of you two wants to be tased one of them will be coming uh rian said on on uh rumble

00:36:02.300 which i think we can pull up rumble chat now i don't know if i thought we could but uh i said 0.95

00:36:05.600 uh don't bbc tase me bro but i also thought uh because the guy said don't fucking tase me bro 0.99

00:36:09.460 like don't fuck and tase me bro 1.00

00:36:11.180 when i was fucking when we're over at uh matt's airbnb so we're waiting for top because top 0.99

00:36:24.320 fucked up by the way and somehow drove all the way to orlando instead of to largo whatever the 0.94

00:36:30.500 fuck it was so he hits me up thatcher i put it i misspelled it and it was supposed to be there at 0.98

00:36:35.740 the same time we wanted to show up at the same time together that way we we walking together and 0.98

00:36:39.620 it wouldn't be weird even though that's fucking weird and i pull up and i go where's top's car 0.90

00:36:44.240 and as soon as i pull up he calls me he goes where are you i'm like i'm fucking here he's like 0.98

00:36:48.020 i'm two hours away right so he fucks up miserably he's all the way in orlando he's still got two 0.98

00:36:53.840 hours to drive i'm sitting here hanging out with matt right from smoking cigars i'm drinking whiskey 0.99

00:36:57.840 and matt starts loading up all these fucking uh tomahawk steaks onto this little grill and the next 0.97

00:37:03.480 thing you know he's got a tin full of butter that he's melting inside the grill and he goes to pull 0.95

00:37:10.240 it away from the house because it's too close the tin of butter spills inside the grill and the whole

00:37:16.440 thing catches on fire and i dude i don't even fucking flinch i don't move a muscle i just look at him with 0.96

00:37:23.200 this fucking cigar and i'm like that's on fire matt and he's like yeah i don't know why i go it's the 0.99

00:37:29.200 butter matt the butter has spilled and the house is like inches away from catching on fire i don't 0.99

00:37:35.000 think i i did a fucking damn thing the entire the whole house almost burnt down not before you ever 0.99

00:37:39.440 even got there top before you were when you were still two hours away this is how we're gonna treat 0.95

00:37:44.100 the airbnb in georgia i'm sorry toad i know it's under your name but it's gonna be very much not my

00:37:49.440 house no yeah dude the way you retold that story i felt like i was like watching a michael bay movie 0.67

00:37:55.760 it was it felt like i could feel the heat on my fucking face i told my kid this i'm not very 0.98

00:38:01.320 reactive right so i go my son's right next to him i go get out of the fucking way and i just keep 0.99

00:38:06.760 smoking the cigar and my kid like wants to be right there i'm like dude move out of the fucking way 0.99

00:38:12.200 we're gonna lose everything here you should pick up welding if you can't afford to come to the show 0.92

00:38:16.480 when i almost burned down my friend's house did i tell that on the show before probably i don't know

00:38:20.580 but but go ahead because it'll suck here we go go ahead here it is yeah hey honestly let's 0.63

00:38:25.580 watch this instead here's what luke we're talking about get yourself erected or you can have your 1.00

00:38:29.680 significant other get you erected you put the towel at the tip of your penis and all you do is you lift 0.99

00:38:35.000 the towel 30 times a day 30 times a day lift the towel it strengthens the actual penile muscles that's 0.99

00:38:42.660 in the actual penis once you start working muscles it requires oxygen and it actually requires blood flow 0.64

00:38:49.160 to come rebuild up the muscles or the fibers that makes up the muscles that you're tearing down 0.62

00:38:53.460 so this automatically requests new mitochondria to be there mitochondria is very very good for

00:38:59.800 penis cells this automatically requests zinc copper and cobalt to be there and magnesium

00:39:05.520 because the mitochondria need all these essential minerals that i need this automatically pulls 0.99

00:39:11.040 your batteries hold on hold on hold on a second is this motherfucker just telling me that to get my 1.00

00:39:18.060 dick hard i need to jerk off is this what is this what happens on black twitter no no no this is no no 1.00

00:39:22.100 no no no put a towel on your dick did he say a wet towel dude he said he said just a towel i think what 1.00

00:39:27.100 he's saying is how to uh get your dick bigger or stronger no he said wet towel he might have been wet 1.00

00:39:32.820 towel but that's fucking impossible what well it depends on the size of the towel does it not yeah you 0.99

00:39:38.300 yeah you just like a like a little uh i'm not talking about a bath towel he did yeah yeah 0.99

00:39:42.260 hand towels motherfucker said towel and you're just well he's black they got i mean they probably have 1.00

00:39:46.800 a ton of penile strength he is black yeah yeah we see we all start it's just like any exercise you 1.00

00:39:51.040 all start really you know oh hey this is a this is a fun topic i don't believe in hand towels what do 0.98

00:39:55.520 you guys think like that's not fucking surprising at all what about blood towels like washcloths 0.90

00:40:02.460 oh you don't you don't wash that's a black thing you know that right what do you mean no wait wait 0.99

00:40:07.860 no it's a white thing it's a black thing to use washcloth yeah yeah i forgot yeah washcloths is a 0.99

00:40:13.580 black thing i believe right yeah that makes sense because like why the fuck would you do that 0.99

00:40:17.060 right no i just put fucking soap on my body and rub my hands around and then bro no i don't even do 0.99

00:40:22.140 that i just put it on my head and then i just i just do a fast spin 0.99

00:40:24.900 i knew you were a spinner how many fast spins just that's why you got a blood towel you're 0.62

00:40:33.460 gonna fall down hit your head blood towel two three spins you just put a shitload of soap on 0.87

00:40:37.140 your bald head two three spins it totally covers it's immersive yeah because i want to hear the end 0.99

00:40:41.460 of what he's what he's getting at area so just by doing this simple penis exercise you get all the 0.95

00:40:47.260 vital nutrients that you need to actually increase blood circulation and to keep blood circulation and

00:40:52.660 oxygen in the area for long periods of time and not and just think about it you're building a muscle 0.96

00:40:57.080 the more you build the muscle the stronger it is see a lot of people talk about the size of the penis 0.99

00:41:02.120 the the real size of your penis now you do have people that are uh growers and not showers a shower 1.00

00:41:08.000 is just a big penis but you can have a small penis that get erected they got a lot of blood flow that 1.00

00:41:12.680 grows bigger than the big penis that's just a shower so you can grow the size of your penis just by 0.99

00:41:18.260 growing the muscle in your penis a lot of people want to go get surgery and stuff like that just 1.00

00:41:24.800 doing basic wet a towel you say just doing basic penis exercise you said wet a fucking towel dude i 1.00

00:41:31.300 can't lift a wet towel with i swear to god i swear to god you can do this at the gym because it is an 0.99

00:41:35.860 exercise and you can do it out in the open and you don't have to keep it if so this is an exercise and so

00:41:40.660 if you go to the gym just whip your out get get one of the gym towels and just put it on there and start 0.94

00:41:45.300 doing i just i just want to know what what school did this dei dick doctor go to i thought that was 0.96

00:41:51.680 little wayne the whole time i thought it was dom luker i thought it was i thought it was doing like 0.96

00:41:57.860 bro it does look like dom luker it really it would be something he was like he's like he's exposed i

00:42:04.400 guess this is like i feel like this is like white guys someone clips yeah i think he's i think he's 0.99

00:42:08.400 putting like tiny dick dudes on game but like the game is fucked up is that a problem for black people 0.99

00:42:13.000 probably no i think i think he's just helping out the white guys i think he's going like listen 1.00

00:42:18.020 guys you know i appreciate the advice but geez man that's a honestly can we start with a dry towel

00:42:22.940 i'm gonna start with a dry towel i feel like you're really hung up on this like the the way have you

00:42:27.440 ever i'm looking at my towel right now that bitch looks heavy if it's wet yeah you start i mean they 1.00

00:42:33.420 start when it's hard when it's hard you're supposed to put the towel on it and yeah but he's saying 30 of 0.83

00:42:39.020 no no and lift it just lift it you know how you can like do like a pump like uh and yeah yeah you

00:42:43.760 know yeah flex that's actually kind of dope i might do that tonight like that's really because

00:42:48.500 he also he i like how he said he was like you can get yourself right this is why top loves dom luker 0.86

00:42:53.480 because he sees some dumb shit like that and he goes look at that you know what i kind of like that 0.72

00:42:57.540 that might be the truth right it honestly it kind of makes sense like because homeboy said it three 0.99

00:43:01.140 times in the video that's he said it three times he said no you're just gonna wet towel 0.86

00:43:06.160 get circulation he said cobalt there's no fucking cobalt in our breath three months from now when my 1.00

00:43:13.220 dick is all jacked all right and your dick is on the downcline from being an old man you're gonna be 0.99

00:43:17.580 like damn i should have listened to top and it was weird too that he spent cases you have that video 1.00

00:43:22.860 he spent talking about how to build muscle it's like you just fucking you're telling people how to 0.99

00:43:27.180 you lift it over and over again and it tears the fibers of the muscle and then it rebuilds them 0.98

00:43:31.080 and it's like yeah that's fucking half the video he spent just telling you how to work out and it's 0.89

00:43:34.580 like skip that go back to the wet towel thing it has to be wet what happens if like your uh if your 0.99

00:43:40.960 dick is already like a like a downer like where it like you know it goes down instead of going up 0.99

00:43:45.680 like how do you do lifts then it's not for you yeah i guess you can't do it maybe you have something

00:43:51.380 like maybe you have something pulling it and you have to like push it down you know i'm saying

00:43:55.480 like i don't think you can pump it down though like i don't think you can't yeah you can only pump it up 0.93

00:44:00.800 i assume i don't know unless you could do some different shit hey i mean you don't you never 0.96

00:44:05.180 know can you what can you pump it down nephilim can pump it down no i bet nephilim have gooch muscles 0.95

00:44:11.400 inverting god's creation inverting god's creation that's true this is this is something i actually

00:44:18.540 would do and be like oh god this is perfect like because i did the whole like stopping mid piss 0.52

00:44:23.280 because i thought it would help out my uh prostate muscle or whatever it doesn't mid pissing i forgot

00:44:28.240 what you called that did i call it something that seems like it would do a good thing like

00:44:32.860 right that doesn't that doesn't yeah because i was drinking i've been drinking a lot of water 0.95

00:44:36.080 your balls will explode if you do that yeah that's where all the pee is held so i had to like 0.96

00:44:41.320 that's where all the pisses so i had to i i would pee and then midstream i would stop 0.99

00:44:47.260 and i would like let it like you know how it like hurts whenever you stop midstream i'd let it hurt a

00:44:51.520 little bit yeah and then i would and i'd let it go again and i might do two three times i think 0.98

00:44:55.240 give you brain damage bro dude i don't i don't think i could stop makes you retarded 0.99

00:44:58.860 i like to think of him physically like force it to stop like i'd like to think of yeah well i mean 1.00

00:45:05.120 no if you were a man you could do it with just fucking pure pure like will and muscle in your 0.99

00:45:10.220 glands definitely yeah yeah no i don't use my hand by the way to this is this is just using my penile 0.99

00:45:15.240 muscles to do this this is not i could i could use some of that we were doing elijah schaefer's show

00:45:19.360 and at one hour mark i had to piss and i literally had to like we went for like two and change 0.96

00:45:24.760 dude by the end of it i was physically squeezing my penis like to not piss myself it was i do that 1.00

00:45:31.220 whenever i have to shit you squeeze your asshole i know i squeeze my penis i swear to god really 1.00

00:45:37.040 yeah i swear to god it helps how does that help i don't know i don't know just please explain 1.00

00:45:44.020 so like you ever like you know like whenever like you're like oh i'm about to have diarrhea

00:45:48.760 like i'm about to fucking i like uh she knows because she's seen it it's so weird 0.98

00:45:54.980 i swear to god so like whenever uh like you know ever like you're about to you're on a road trip or 0.98

00:46:02.000 something you're like you know that right yeah that's some little kid shit like it's like hey 0.98

00:46:06.100 there's there's like uh there's the gas station's like five miles away but you got a shit right 1.00

00:46:10.440 fucking now you're about to i like push down like on my like just my crotch area like just push it 1.00

00:46:17.520 fucking down that's the only way you ever have to hold you ever be holding your shit and get a 1.00

00:46:20.560 boner because of it that used to happen to me all the time like i'd be holding my shit in and i'd get 1.00

00:46:25.220 a boner i i shit i get sometimes i get a boner while i shit that's just uh that's different 1.00

00:46:30.720 does your dick touch the fourth one no no i mean sometimes he does i guess he does i do like i guess 1.00

00:46:38.100 why do you piss on your leg dude what when you shit why do you piss on your leg it's not all the time 1.00

00:46:43.760 it's just sometimes what did you do with your dick what was that what's wrong what's going on 1.00

00:46:47.740 honestly at the air maybe i'll show you you can come in the bathroom i'm taking a shit and i'll 1.00

00:46:52.980 show you all right i just want to understand by the way i also i was running the other day 0.97

00:46:57.380 had to shit on the side of the road and it was diarrhea too so i fucking took it i was like yeah 0.98

00:47:01.860 never it was something new i've ever had to do yeah dude i was like i'm running down the road it's it's 0.99

00:47:07.140 like a uh like a pretty rural place so there was like not it was like it was just like a small

00:47:11.440 so so wait wait so you you shit on the side of the road you pull up your shorts and then you run 0.91

00:47:16.600 home without wiping nice i i use leaves i use some leaves but also what leaves make you itchy and 0.99

00:47:23.440 which ones don't dude you gotta be no they're all brown dude it's fine uh no no listen listen also i

00:47:28.520 think this is where uh like the squatty potty whenever to it was definitely it was diarrhea 100% 0.95

00:47:33.980 diarrhea did you get it on your shoes and your socks no i made sure to really like squat back so

00:47:38.740 like i was looking the whole time you're not gonna i think it came out really clean because

00:47:43.560 it was just i don't know maybe it's something about like the yeah i think it's the squatting it

00:47:47.480 came out super clean and i wiped a couple times and there was a little bit of like some some stuff

00:47:52.660 on the leaves you guys are making fun of the indians but they're doing it because it's proper 1.00

00:47:57.860 shitting form man they know how to squat i swear to god like and i was i texted elizabeth i was like 0.97

00:48:03.420 i just had to show this and because before like we went to run same same like area was he ran house 0.97

00:48:08.480 no no no so it was literally like uh just like it was close to it was like in like a rural area so

00:48:14.840 it was like there's some houses around but it's not like it's just kind of out in the country 0.99

00:48:18.040 and but like it was like in some woods but you could definitely if you saw like my bare white ass 0.96

00:48:23.260 sticking out from behind some trees like it was you know what what offends me about this story most

00:48:28.260 is that i have i have some mugs with stains in them and and it becomes the topic of of the of the year 0.99

00:48:35.880 practically yeah cole pushes his dick down when he has diarrhea and he shits on the side of the road 1.00

00:48:42.000 and literally no one even cares they're just like people people listen listen if you're a runner if 0.99

00:48:50.140 you're a runner call in the comments if you're if you're a runner you know that sometimes when 0.99

00:48:54.100 you're running you just have to like you get the urge to shit it just happens like you shit before 0.99

00:48:58.340 you work out run i shit before i went out because i knew because i've ran this before and a same 0.99

00:49:03.620 thing happened i and that's almost the exact same location i had a shit and i was able to go back and 0.97

00:49:07.600 actually get to a a bathroom at like a local park but this time i was way too far away from the 0.97

00:49:12.600 park to get there clint's been taking a fucking beating lately but you kind of deserve it dude like 0.98

00:49:17.320 i've got a dot i've got a dot on a dirty pillow no i don't know what you did hey hey i didn't keep 0.99

00:49:21.880 i didn't shit on my other pillow there's a second pillow oh there's a second pillow yeah listen i 0.98

00:49:26.600 didn't shit my pants and then my wife saw it too the second pillow is clean you want me to go grab 1.00

00:49:30.620 it no no no no no listen oh yeah you can lie to me so you can lie to our faces listen no god damn 0.99

00:49:36.780 because i'm gonna say like yeah if i shit my pants i wouldn't keep the shit stained pants all also 1.00

00:49:42.260 like y'all did you see his ass crack he was definitely showing ass crack there i don't know 0.99

00:49:47.200 what the fuck was going on that was a lot of there was a lot of definition more than there should 0.99

00:49:50.900 have been while he's gone i just want to say shout out to these guys so they're in 0.96

00:49:54.320 they're in this new stream yard chat that we've been doing let's turn it around that's not the

00:49:59.620 fucking one dude that's not the one yeah i can tell it's not the one the other one had like 0.95

00:50:02.920 it wasn't even close the other one was colored had a pattern on it like it was like 1.00

00:50:07.180 it's not that's a clean fucking pillow you piece of how many pillows you got hello show us every 0.99

00:50:11.520 pillow i've got two pillows on my couch that's the other one you guys are gonna lie to us i feel 0.99

00:50:17.420 like you also have like a you have a yellow you definitely have a yellow like stained pillow that

00:50:21.940 you sleep on too right well you know why it's like look we're look we're talking about cole 0.93

00:50:25.220 shitting and it's like one of those things is it is not a choice like if you're running and you 0.99

00:50:29.500 get diarrhea like dude that sucks you gotta do whatever you have a choice you have money you don't 1.00

00:50:35.340 have to live like i i didn't shit my pants i didn't shit my pants and then keep them and be 0.99

00:50:40.040 like well they're staying now too bad too bad so sad it's like you just hold them up and put them 0.90

00:50:46.080 back in the drawer and then yeah it's just like whatever can't get the stain out all right so i

00:50:51.020 have when i have company i have one person over right i got two mugs done that's it no you don't 0.97

00:50:57.600 have two mugs you have to do the dirtiest guy that looks like mr you have fucking 16 mugs and 0.99

00:51:02.600 they're all filled with kratom and then you have like two clean ones it's a very strange situation 0.98

00:51:06.760 i just feel bad you have a lot of mugs he's taking a beating on like a lot of shit so like this thing 0.99

00:51:12.700 owen benjamin has been fucking beating him down beating him out tinfoil hat he got his ass kicked 0.99

00:51:18.400 there i just feel like i don't know what i feel bad almost because i'm like this guy's my friend 0.99

00:51:24.360 i don't feel bad because i feel like i can't hurt him i feel like he's invincible he's just a big

00:51:29.500 beautiful rich man and you can't do anything to him and i'm just hitting him in the knees

00:51:34.340 and there's nothing nothing's gonna happen first so it feels like i know you're kind of kidding but

00:51:39.480 it's so true like i you're right top you're right when i reflect on it yeah i've taken a lot of abuse

00:51:44.700 over the past couple months but you know what but then he counts his money and forgets i haven't really

00:51:50.160 noticed i haven't really noticed it's a lot because it hasn't been started we'll watch this video in a

00:51:55.940 second it's a lot because it's crazy that's like a banger that you're like look at this 0.80

00:52:04.020 it's it's like for two years you've been doing this thing on this path like to hundreds of thousands

00:52:09.860 of followers all this shit and just for like a couple i'd say even two months you've been getting 0.96

00:52:15.160 fucked up whereas before this has never happened like every everyone else is kind of like taking 1.00

00:52:20.500 their shit he's been good and now all at once everyone is on you clint you need to start wearing 1.00

00:52:25.780 two chains and just and just be like if you start wearing two chains two cups two cups and then two 1.00

00:52:33.000 seats i got two chains bitch you definitely need to get two phones too just if you have a threesome at 1.00

00:52:41.960 your house now do you you tell the the two girls to share a cup or something two girls one cup 1.00

00:52:46.520 god damn right when you said i thought the same thing 0.99

00:52:55.020 play that video i want to fucking see this 1.00

00:52:58.760 oh fuck it oh this is from bruce 1.00

00:53:03.320 oh 1.00

00:53:05.320 oh i come from south from way down south where the cold and painted used to go

00:53:12.600 baby great big elegant pictures

00:53:14.520 turn this up in headphones right turn that boy up turn that boy up hold up 0.99

00:53:21.240 run that shit back 1.00

00:53:23.240 oh i come from south from deep deep south 1.00

00:53:27.320 when the fears of cops and just die with blight and the path you mean it's fire with delight 0.98

00:53:32.360 while the alabama mammy blaze bridge all night way down south and dick and they say white people have 0.99

00:53:37.240 no culture we got to make america great again guys i like when white people steal black music 0.99

00:53:44.040 because they do it better and they think so too you know what i think is even weirder than this

00:53:50.360 entire thing is that there are there's an entire genre of people just watching older music

00:53:56.040 and like bobbing their head and it goes super viral like why are you watching people wait you

00:54:02.280 think this is real i don't think this is real i don't think that's what they're actually watching

00:54:05.320 no no they're watching some other song this is a parody but i'm just saying like the fact that

00:54:09.160 that's a thing is weird enough the fact that this is the thing that they're now watching in this

00:54:14.120 it's just majestic you don't even know the half of it dude there's videos online

00:54:18.280 of people watching uh people on tiktok watching other tiktoks and give zero what are they saying

00:54:25.320 here i want to see what they say here back up just like five seconds

00:54:42.680 that's ridiculous it's it's people are starting to like they'll just take content and then they'll

00:54:50.760 just put like their reaction in like the bottom corner but they don't react or say anything at

00:54:55.880 all and they'll just take it and just clip it and then put it out there it's the craziest 0.95

00:54:59.560 shit yo dude it's david's david tell them that story i mean this is wait what are we talking about 0.99

00:55:04.760 because i just saw somebody in the chat say two kids no dad 0.98

00:55:11.720 your niece or something isn't she like an influencer like that doesn't she oh my god yeah yeah she doesn't 0.96

00:55:16.680 do shit bro and she was recognized in public how weird is that but she was like like she has like 0.99

00:55:21.080 big ethnic hair you know and she like she'll stand and look in the fucking in the camera 1.00

00:55:28.520 and nothing will happen she won't say shit like she'll just look in the camera and music will play 0.99

00:55:32.840 and she'll give some poses and like no shit guys like 500 000 followers and like millions of likes it's 1.00

00:55:39.480 the most insane thing the girl got recognized out in public like she was at the mall the other day 1.00

00:55:44.200 and somebody was like oh my god are you fucking you know viral girl from tiktok stupid man i'm telling 0.99

00:55:49.720 like i remember when the phenomenon began where it was people you would have hundreds of thousands of 1.00

00:55:54.600 people watching other people play video games live and i was just like i was like oh we're doomed

00:56:01.080 like this yeah it's so obvious that this generation is utterly doomed you have you can play video games

00:56:06.920 yourself but you would rather see to the tunes of tens of thousands watch someone else do what you could

00:56:12.600 be having fun doing now see see because i i i i'm on the other side i i would watch i don't watch

00:56:17.400 those retards this is what i'm talking about we're describing you because i can't watch people 1.00

00:56:23.560 play video games i want to play video games because i do want to play video games but i can't play every

00:56:27.800 video game he wants to play video games clinton he doesn't want to just watch you play video games we

00:56:32.680 want to do it ourselves dude yo if y'all weren't so afraid of me you could have asked for the sticks i would

00:56:38.200 have been like yo let's go i you know if we had to play a two-player game clinton would have told us to

00:56:42.840 get the out he's like i've watched i've watched multiple playthroughs of multiple games like all

00:56:48.600 the way through i watched play all the way through i never want i never played the last of us i watched

00:56:53.720 the entire game like so i get the story and everything i don't understand that when my kid tries to do

00:56:58.680 that i'm like don't you want to play the game i do want to play at that time i didn't i couldn't play

00:57:03.240 the game so i was like i'd rather just like this is a poverty thing you could have played the game

00:57:07.960 like you're talking about time wise he's too poor yeah but dude well it's time it's money it's like

00:57:13.320 i'm watching someone play it and you're saying it's so much easier to watch somebody play it than

00:57:17.320 actually like get like turning on you just have to move your thumbs it's the same thing as sitting

00:57:22.200 there and it but it's more immersive if you do it yourself it's a personal experience i've done this

00:57:27.160 i've i've watched people play games of games that i play like i've already i play the games

00:57:32.040 already yeah you're the generation i'm talking about we're totally doomed like if if there's

00:57:36.760 ever a world war again we're you're the fighting age male we're you're gonna be like no i don't

00:57:42.120 want to go to the front lines i'm gonna watch some dude play modern warfare hell yeah what the

00:57:46.440 i'll just watch somebody do drone strikes it's basically the same oh the wars on the wars on

00:57:51.320 tuesday i had a i had a threesome playing for tuesday i can't i'll come watch i didn't get the draft

00:57:59.880 notice i was just shitting violently on the side of the road mid jug yeah i don't know man i never 0.87

00:58:06.760 understood that trend but it is weird because it's like you try really hard to make interesting 0.99

00:58:10.360 content and motherfuckers are just out there dude that's doing the bare minimum and crushing 1.00

00:58:17.240 i think it's way more understandable to watch it like if you just you were like i want to see if i 0.98

00:58:21.560 would play this game or i just want to i like i want to see about the story i've heard it's a good

00:58:25.160 game i'll watch someone play it and therefore i can get like at least some like it's in it's

00:58:29.480 still entertainment it's like watching a movie basically watching somebody i think watch something

00:58:34.200 else like and like not even react to it jc shots fired on toad my god yeah jc says you would watch

00:58:43.720 someone have a threesome instead of losing your virginity literally yeah listen i i understand

00:58:48.120 watching uh rather than yeah you do rather than doing toad what are you saving it for like what's

00:58:54.440 the moment that you're looking for what does the opportune moment look like to you like when 0.53

00:58:58.200 is what's the recipe she's gonna explode yeah bring up the shirt bring up the shirt tyler sexual healing

00:59:06.680 there we go that's what she's looking for this right here that's the moment you see is it is it

00:59:12.120 like a you're you're at a i don't know like an event and you have some drinks and you meet a lady and

00:59:17.400 you hit it like what is it what do you want he wants a soul mate no no david david i swear to god

00:59:21.400 he wants a soul mate well you can you can you can find a soul mate at he wants a legit we're in love 0.99

00:59:27.720 it's gonna be my first time and we're going to he's waiting for a girl to have sex with 1.00

00:59:36.520 did anyone in the chat say that they're coming to georgia no not a single person i swear to god 0.98

00:59:42.920 we're going to be in an empty room talking it's going to be we're just going to go say racial

00:59:47.720 slurs in front of autists we could just stay home and do that it's called the spin room is what by the

00:59:53.000 way i'm not going for georgia i'm going to hang out with y'all like i'm not this is clint the spin room

00:59:58.360 might have might have like literal like bicycles in it where like old people go during the weekend and

01:00:03.560 they do a student class think about how crazy this is they're giving us from five they pay us

01:00:10.920 they are giving adam nutter an hour and a half they gave us an hour they gave yeah five geniuses before

01:00:19.000 you an hour and they gave adam i didn't i told adam today i told him today in our chat i said hey adam

01:00:24.680 i was like lp georgia messed up one thing they put the uh the headliners as the openers i was like this

01:00:29.640 is like what's going on can he do does he have an hour and a half of material he doesn't have 10

01:00:35.800 minutes jesus why we kill him he's a good friend of ours no because this is serious

01:00:42.040 i think i've seen him do 20. that's a that's a catastrophe if you're like oh yeah adam

01:00:46.520 is going to entertain us until at least eight o'clock and he's like eight o'clock i had a good 15.

01:00:51.960 i had a tight 15. it's like i had a tight i have a tight 10 maybe 15 if i push it

01:00:58.920 because i'll be there usually i see the red light and then i get off minutes of content

01:01:04.840 just making fun of me that i don't know why you'd want to meet adam that's

01:01:08.600 wow i'm actually you guys have anything planned like if you're gonna do a thing like do you have

01:01:13.080 like no david no what the fuck are you talking about we were gonna dance we actually we really 0.89

01:01:19.400 thought about doing the dance and i really was actually looking forward to it the most we've 0.98

01:01:22.680 thought of to make jerseys what the fuck is the dance we we thought about doing the dance from um 0.96

01:01:29.560 it's always sunny it's always sunny for a fucking hour no no no as just an opener and then we're 0.98

01:01:35.160 gonna do our podcast after that but we just thought it'd be really funny if we did that spin room what 0.97

01:01:38.760 do they expect us to do why is there no you're gonna spin you're a spinner you've already been over

01:01:43.400 this you're gonna spin for us i honestly don't know well i i've already explained how i how i shower but

01:01:48.280 i still don't understand what the spin room means do you want me to have a shower on stage what the

01:01:52.120 is toad is the presidential election going to be going on in the spin room hold on a second pull

01:01:57.240 this back up um no it's a two and a half hour presidential debate that's wild and then and

01:02:02.520 then they give us we're gonna be there for this it's so funny that it's like monica perez

01:02:08.360 i love i love that he goes no bring that back up because i gotta read this this is really funny

01:02:11.960 okay it goes hornberger yeah jacob hornberger chase oliver joshua smith mike dermatt lars mapstead

01:02:18.920 michael rechtenwald and toad

01:02:24.200 and an amphibious creature

01:02:31.080 there's never been a thing where it's like where someone says presidential debate

01:02:34.760 and then an animal is listed underneath

01:02:42.920 it's such a great i mean what are we doing this is so crazy hey can we bring up that uh that story

01:02:49.320 about the friends that died in uh kansas city okay or that that that was really funny too but uh

01:02:55.000 city thing is so weird yeah i wanted to talk about this because this is kind of crazy because i feel

01:02:59.240 like this could happen at our airbnb hey well while he pulls this up i want the audience to be in the

01:03:04.600 in the g in the chat saying what should what should what are we going to do for our hour

01:03:10.920 they've already established that they're not coming so this is why i'm asking them now because

01:03:15.560 they're not going to be able to shout out anything because they're not going to be there so

01:03:19.480 give us some idea i guess we're going to go live yeah we're going to yeah we're going live yeah

01:03:23.480 yeah we're going to stream it no we're not going there or not no we're not you have to show the 0.90

01:03:27.480 fuck up don't get these people out show up too you can get tased so all right so what happened 0.95

01:03:33.320 here so three kansas city chiefs fans found frozen to death outside home a friend who had 0.99

01:03:38.600 no knowledge bodies were there so according to him yeah according to him so what he said happened

01:03:44.600 weeks ago yeah so apparently the chiefs were playing the um the charge was it the chargers game

01:03:51.400 yeah it was the last game of the regular season yeah and so like this guy like he had them all

01:03:56.840 over and i guess they were watching the game outside or something and then he goes inside

01:04:01.000 and then they all died outside of his house and he was just like they said his lawyer was like yeah

01:04:07.960 he was sleeping with headphones in and a loud fan on so he didn't hear any knocks at the door

01:04:12.600 he said two people came inside his house at the same time and he had he didn't know they were there

01:04:18.040 and i thought it was such a funny crazy right and nobody knew according to him at least nobody

01:04:23.400 they froze to death they froze to death outside how cold is it can i read this please because it's like

01:04:28.840 20 degrees let me read this three three kansas city chiefs well three kansas city chief fans were found

01:04:35.000 frozen to death in the backyard of their friend's home where they had gathered to watch a game but the

01:04:38.520 homeowner is insisting he had no knowledge that their bodies had possibly been there for two days

01:04:42.920 yeah the bodies of david harrington ricky johnson and clayton mcginney were found on the evening of

01:04:49.640 january 9th after the fiancee of one of the men requested a welfare check casey police told fox

01:04:56.040 digital one man's body was found on the back porch uh with the other two were discovered in the backyard

01:05:01.000 but jordan willis the man who was renting the home had no knowledge that his friends were freezing to 0.96

01:05:04.760 death on his property why didn't they just jump a fence what the fuck i don't think there even is a 0.96

01:05:09.000 fence there's a picture of the house i don't even see you walk out like you leave 0.99

01:05:14.120 what the fuck happened and also it's not being investigated as a homicide 0.93

01:05:19.400 first and foremost this case is 100 not being investigated as a homicide well then reopen the 0.99

01:05:25.800 case dumbfuck it is literally the funniest they said uh maybe it's in there because i was reading 0.74

01:05:32.520 about this the uh apparently like the fiancee or somebody it was one of the guys like uh like 0.98

01:05:38.360 girlfriend or fiancee like message the guy in facebook messenger and the guy in the house was

01:05:42.920 just like yeah i just didn't check my facebook messenger for a while so i never saw it casey

01:05:48.600 police did not immediately respond to a request from the post about why the men may have declined

01:05:53.000 to seek shelter or if they were under the influence of drugs or alcohol look either they they they were

01:05:58.520 all doing whippets and they all fainted simultaneously it has to be something i'm not gonna lie guys

01:06:03.000 where they were murdered by their friend i could see dying like this at clint's house and him not

01:06:08.360 i was thinking that i was thinking that like if we die yeah but the backyard is like the 0.93

01:06:13.320 fucking miami gulf like you're just gonna be up there like you know david if we went into that 0.96

01:06:18.360 room leave you'd drown instead if we went into that second room and put the beanbag in there and 0.99

01:06:22.520 all of us oh he would have never yeah he would have never like in the morning he he drank a lot he

01:06:27.080 would have woke up in the morning he would have never checked i would have gone about his day

01:06:29.960 that you had left i probably yeah the door was closed i probably wouldn't check the room you're 1.00

01:06:33.640 right but this is different because these motherfuckers are sitting in his backyard 1.00

01:06:37.400 with no with a fence and they just chill they just i i really think i'm guessing this has to be 0.99

01:06:43.000 like they were pissed drunk blackout drunk then blacked out on the and then he was like theory

01:06:47.880 that has to be yeah and then he was like out too and he just like he went inside bro there's no way

01:06:53.320 there's no way that four dudes blackout simultaneously one of them does it in his bed and the other three do

01:06:58.520 it in his freezing yard conspiracy theory time we discussed on simple hat today the idea that maybe

01:07:04.840 maybe these people don't have like souls maybe are an actual thing because this is like the sims 0.98

01:07:11.000 shit have you ever seen it yeah yeah where you don't lock them in and they just die yeah like like 0.87

01:07:15.720 that's what happened here they all got the vaccine they didn't they didn't have the ability to to just 0.90

01:07:21.000 do other things so they're kind of like walking like this and they're going and then they go this

01:07:26.040 way and they just freeze to death that's what happened here they're npcs no souls let me read

01:07:30.520 this paragraph this is so funny my husband banged on his door for 20 minutes

01:07:35.480 my friend banged on his door and then busted a window and yelled and announced her presence 0.66

01:07:39.640 while she's inside and still this is like they uh they came the two people came to their house to

01:07:44.600 check these are the fiancés that came to check afterwards and yelled and announced their presence

01:07:49.480 while she's inside and still nothing from him then cops come 10 minutes later and he comes out

01:07:53.960 nonchalant and is boxed with an empty wine glass in hand it's got a huge kratom stain at the bottom

01:08:01.240 i kind of like this guy i'm not gonna lie i like this guy a lot he had this pillow in the back that

01:08:05.800 had a lot of blood on it it's very suspicious the man didn't think it was unusual for his friends to

01:08:11.640 have left their cars there either he's just like he might be just the most retarded he might just be 0.96

01:08:16.600 the most retarded person all the whole time just i assume it's just it's just four dudes that drink so 0.94

01:08:22.440 crazy like that's the only explanation if they killed him why wouldn't you try to make an effort 1.00

01:08:26.840 to fucking move their cars look at this fucking retard look at this retard he's not even smiling 1.00

01:08:31.560 he's just because he knows he's a mouth breather that's toad and he had hair 1.00

01:08:36.840 that guy's dropped dead retarded i'm telling you that guy was what's his name uh that is duke 0.92

01:08:41.720 chastain dude yeah it's duke yeah these three dudes literally did drop imagine having your picture 0.98

01:08:48.040 there and it's saying uh cole 38 froze to death like that's like that's your whole race to death 0.97

01:08:55.000 at halftime what the book like they're combined iq together all four of them had to be like 85.

01:09:02.200 oh that's the guy this is the oh no he was found frozen too what is this it was amazing to see

01:09:08.840 this room filled with all his friends chanting david david david especially every touchdown

01:09:15.080 maybe they should have maybe they should have chanted his name before he froze to death and 0.99

01:09:18.520 woke his ass it is the craziest which guy is it the guy in the middle with his face blocked out 0.99

01:09:23.640 i think it is the guy in the middle with his face blocked out with his face oh no maybe not because 0.99

01:09:27.400 there's yeah it must be right i don't honestly this is one of the strangest stories i've ever

01:09:31.640 seen it is i i saw this and i was like there is no way this is real i think they should stop

01:09:36.600 investigating they should just let him fucking go about his life he seems like a cool guy and this 0.96

01:09:40.440 is a weird situation i think they just let it slide imagine killing like your three best friends 0.99

01:09:44.440 at the halftime of the cheese did he kill them hold on hold on going and passing out and then and 0.99

01:09:49.640 then just taking a little nappy poo fucking sleeping straight through all their fiancés trying to wake 0.99

01:09:54.280 your ass up and then you walk out in your boxers with a wine glass and you're just like huh what's 1.00

01:09:58.840 up two people two people entered your in if like like two people entered my home i would know 1.00

01:10:03.320 immediately if they were there even if i'm like piss drunk like he was so two days later bro's lying 0.56

01:10:10.360 i've seen him drunk to the point he would definitely sleep through something like this i'm gonna do that

01:10:13.960 to this this weekend i'm gonna be i believe it i believe it don't be that way this is self-destructive

01:10:19.720 we need the intervention for coal we did intervention i drink like intervention a

01:10:24.120 clintervention this is the craziest culturevention time what a culturevention why why do we need to

01:10:31.960 i just said i was gonna get like a bottle of rum and some like uh maybe some coke or something you

01:10:37.000 didn't say rum bro you said malibu and sprite uh i said malibu and sprite because malibu is right

01:10:41.480 if you know you know it's really good he's always saying like we're like when we're in georgia we're

01:10:45.000 like oh wouldn't it be cool if like i bought my podcasting setup and we do this and he's like wouldn't

01:10:48.760 it be cool if we like each other's wives dude dude dude in the gc for days he's been talking

01:10:59.160 about all of us just hunting at you i don't know why he's even like why he's he's going to deny it

01:11:03.960 right right now i told cole not to drink like that she said she was going to cut me off i swear to god 0.82

01:11:11.400 she said she doesn't she says i get very like i get aggressive towards her whenever i'm drunk

01:11:15.480 i said i'm like aggressive how sexually aggressive i don't know i can't i don't know i think i just

01:11:20.440 talked to take your shirt off i'm gonna he becomes a little bit no top has seen me drunk and high at

01:11:27.560 the same time i just get in his pool and stare down at the bottom of it and just like not aggressive

01:11:33.400 float so what what is he doing trampoline is he annoying is he treating you badly yeah coke uh 0.62

01:11:41.000 uh cocaine would be fun i think we can expense it we can expense that yeah tower game right

01:11:48.680 we can't expense food or drinks but we can get some cocaine is a cocaine a write-off toad is that

01:11:53.160 a write-off for us i think we should all drop like acid it'd be really fun dude sounds like a 0.97

01:11:59.160 fucking nightmare no i'll drop acid and and the and the women have to and the women have to take care of 1.00

01:12:04.680 we're gonna die three people on this on this screen right now we're gonna die three people 1.00

01:12:11.400 it's not even colder we don't freeze it that we just all overdose on on acid or heroin or some 1.00

01:12:16.120 shit like that i'd be down to do like a like a single mushroom cap and not your dick cole 1.00

01:12:22.760 that's fine i'll do mushrooms i'm the one named toad i'll let it like i'm down for anything like 0.99

01:12:27.560 these i see these weekends that's like attitude that's the exact attitude that we're like it makes

01:12:32.280 me nervous cole that's why we're doing a cold intervention the whole kind of i'm down for

01:12:36.120 anything and then he'll be like you know what i mean and we don't we don't know if jose is coming

01:12:41.400 or he's going to be milking his cats or we have no idea what's going on and jose would bring coke

01:12:45.240 too jose would bring cocaine to do it was one of the most or excuse me jose's jose was remarkable

01:12:51.000 he doesn't he doesn't seem to have that much going on but he's never able to commit to anything

01:12:56.200 yeah it's very weird rumble someone in the rumble chat just goes no jose today

01:13:00.040 they just like didn't realize no way he's not here an hour and ten minutes in yeah it only took

01:13:06.040 you an hour ten to realize i know it's tough i i really like jose is very weird because like it

01:13:11.240 does it it everything points to him being a fed 100 because it is always like no something's come

01:13:17.000 i can't make it out he's like it's like he's got to be with his fed buddies and be like quantico

01:13:20.600 like i'm sorry he's always talking about like his job but i don't even know what he does

01:13:24.200 i i like everybody like yes he said he was an airplane mechanic but i don't believe that that

01:13:29.960 was there that wasn't when he was in the in the military yeah so what does he do now i don't know

01:13:33.960 i have no clue milk's cats i have no idea how do you guys not know you i can do a show with this

01:13:39.080 guy every yes i understand that he's nothing about him we talked about this we don't know his wife's

01:13:45.320 name nope no clue no i don't know his like kids names like he's a pimp it's yeah we think his wife's 0.99

01:13:52.760 made up we have pictures he does literally sling pussy so the only picture that he sent and it's 1.00

01:13:57.320 very expensive pussy it is like high it's like high dollar escorts kind of pussy it is yeah it's 1.00

01:14:02.360 it's what we it's what we would honestly it's what we would expense to the tower account to buy 1.00

01:14:05.960 you some pussy uh toad if you if you if you accepted it i bet you that's what pedos uh market 1.00

01:14:12.120 underage sex slaves as jose's tower gang's fed and you picked him up in the early days of tower 1.00

01:14:22.520 gang when we were like libertarians and the feds were like watch these guys you know how the john

01:14:27.240 brennan thing even libertarians this is 22 jump street now he's just up and partying and he's like

01:14:35.240 watch these guys yeah and now he's just kind of in so deep that he just shows up and he's like but

01:14:39.720 he's not really enthusiastic about it he doesn't really never he's never happy about going anywhere

01:14:44.680 with us no it's always like the whole to do for him he wants to leave he wants to leave as soon as

01:14:50.280 he arrives because it's good it's crazy because it's government work yeah he's like he doesn't get

01:14:55.720 paid on weekends deep state asset he doesn't get paid on weekends he only gets paid for the uh like

01:15:01.080 the the weekdays so he's like i don't get overtime i can't be out here with you i could work

01:15:05.480 wednesday at 9 11 yeah i could do that yeah like very georgia thing no he's he's he's probably going

01:15:10.760 to stay home and milk his cats which i don't even think is a thing yeah i don't think it's the craziest

01:15:15.480 thing you're like i've never heard it i swear to god if you had a friend you had a friend you like

01:15:19.880 invited him over and then he goes like last minute he goes like oh god man i can't make it dude

01:15:23.640 i gotta milk my cats and you'd be like you're like you don't like me like yeah dude you just don't

01:15:29.160 like me bro my hairless cats just gave birth my entire life oh speaking about speaking of 0.99

01:15:37.560 hairy hairless pussy all right yo yeah run this oh no this is amazing 1.00

01:15:42.040 crazy i don't even think toad would do this i mean that jizzed my pants but i wouldn't do it 1.00

01:15:52.520 she didn't even touch it yeah she wasn't taking contact i love how he's sitting there like yo 0.81

01:15:57.880 like nice yeah he's like he comes so easy they come in his pants they come in his pants yo the

01:16:08.280 best the best is how they just start doing drops at the end yes what is he doing he's posing

01:16:16.280 that's a jump right here that's a jump right there oh master twex he's doing the heart shape

01:16:21.800 been around uh this is what i asked have you ever heard like i feel like i know the events going

01:16:40.840 around my hometown or where what kind of event is that yeah yeah like where do you where would you

01:16:45.800 see this like posted or like uh like like like a poster like a flyer like you know what it is you 0.89

01:16:51.800 know the end of rome like how they had yeah the fall where people would just drink and fucking like 0.92

01:16:57.320 we're living through it folks that's right you know what that is though i've seen this i've seen

01:17:02.280 this a bunch of times in my old job uh so i worked and when i worked especially at night because only

01:17:07.640 black people worked at night because they couldn't wake up early to get to the to the day shift so like 1.00

01:17:11.560 they'll have like 30 years of seniority still working at night but they do this and they'll

01:17:16.360 tell each other they'll be like yo you're going through the throw down and they're like nah brother

01:17:19.800 when's the throw down it's like throw down sunday night we're gonna be we're finna be up in the club

01:17:23.640 here and then they give like a it's like a paper like a flyer cheaply made and you look and you're

01:17:28.600 like what the is this it's like retarded and they go yeah bro tap dap them up and then they go 0.95

01:17:34.440 and then they do this this is what that is have you also seen have you also seen them uh do where they uh

01:17:40.520 they buy expensive bottles of alcohol and they pour it out oh yeah it's a show in like the most

01:17:47.480 the more expensive bottle you can buy and just pour it out that shows how cool you are yeah while 1.00

01:17:52.840 bitches twerk on your legs and shit but this is like and they do this and it's just like they'll 1.00

01:17:56.760 rack up thousands and thousands of dollars of alcohol bottles bottles like those and then just 1.00

01:18:01.720 and just and like they're like he's doing another one he's doing it and they'll pour it out and then

01:18:06.680 be like this another guy will come up they throw money in the air too like it's also like not

01:18:10.840 cheapest bottles like two two grand twenty five hundred i mean then that was back you know 15 0.95

01:18:15.080 years ago when i was still going to clubs and shit who knows what the fuck it costs today it's 0.94

01:18:18.120 probably five six imagine making sixty five thousand dollars a year and then buying like 0.97

01:18:24.280 going a weekend on the club and spending like five grand on liquor told this before i've told

01:18:29.320 this before but i have a buddy i have a buddy that works for a car rental company

01:18:32.760 and uh well i have two of them and they and they both told me they were like this is no joke

01:18:37.880 the best time of year the busiest time we get is during tax return season because they will come in

01:18:44.760 and they the funny thing is is like they were like they don't we don't take credit cards so like or

01:18:50.120 there's something like where they don't take either the credit cards or like the charge like the the

01:18:53.800 cards they would get in the mail for the tax returns it's just like a visa they're like they don't 0.95

01:18:57.480 take those they have to have like a actual like credit card and uh they'll come in and be like no dude

01:19:02.680 i got let me get a bmw for the weekend and it's like it's like dude that's like 300 400 whatever

01:19:08.520 and they were like yeah i don't get it and they'll rent it out and let's go to the club dude and that's

01:19:12.680 what they spend and then they'll be and it's funny he was like they're also like it'll be like we don't

01:19:17.080 have like a bmw or like they'll be like give me like a hyundai or something just something nice

01:19:23.960 i don't necessarily believe what you're saying but just even in the hypothetical that this is true

01:19:28.120 it's 100 true it it violates on such a deep level like my my core principles and like life style

01:19:35.080 philosophy hey i'm i'm it genuinely makes me mad just you want to know how bad it is this is 100

01:19:41.080 true they've talked i've had two different uh employees tell me hold on in coney island it's

01:19:45.000 it's way worse than this in coney island you can go i can go there today and some of the stores will

01:19:49.960 not be there they will not have made it through covet rent a center has made it oh yeah do you know what

01:19:55.560 that is i swear yes you rent furniture you rent furniture all kinds of tvs laptops video they're

01:20:04.520 renting sneakers they're renting sneakers and you could you can be on a rental plan for a full year

01:20:11.000 to buy these sneakers it'll cost you two thousand dollars 150 pair of sneakers i have there was a

01:20:16.280 renter center but the first place i lived at was i did not live in a nice place at all it was a it was

01:20:20.520 almost in the hood but there was a renter center right nearby and i was like i wonder what like what

01:20:24.600 the prices are on this and i went and i was like dude these couches like they're not nice and it is

01:20:29.880 like a hundred hundred fifty dollars a month i'm like this is like it's like it's not even like in

01:20:35.880 like three months you'd be able to buy like an okay couch like that you could just use like it would

01:20:39.480 just be whatever like a you know 450 couch you just get that usually i mean just whatever it's like

01:20:46.200 he got his from rent to center he's paying he's paying 500 bucks a month on a lease for a jacket

01:20:52.600 this is what i'm saying it is the craziest thing like what they buy the total iq of this like peep

01:20:58.040 this p these people it pertains to this next clip here that might actually be true i wouldn't be 0.98

01:21:05.240 surprised they got their dei hire for uh pilots this this have you seen this shit is so funny 0.98

01:21:12.600 hey he was on your mom's house today sitting there waiting for them to close the door let 0.99

01:21:17.960 people in close the door and lo and me ho a black female pilot came out of the little cockpit thing 1.00

01:21:25.560 standing at the door talking with the stewardess so i happened to look up i'm like what the we got a

01:21:30.920 black female pilot so when the flight attendant came by down the aisle i said do we have a black 0.99

01:21:37.720 female pilot she's like yes i'm like what the and she was like what's wrong with that i'm like you

01:21:43.320 know female can't fly no airplane and she started laughing and then she went and told the other 1.00

01:21:49.320 flight attendant a black male flight attendant and i asked him the same thing and he was like well

01:21:54.840 there's nothing wrong with that i'm like yes it is is she qualified i asked him was she one of those

01:22:00.200 affirmative action pilot or what and then they went and told her what i said they they said she had

01:22:07.640 uh there was a white male pilot in there as well i'm like so he talks about this he talked about

01:22:14.920 on your mom's house today this happened on his flight to uh do your mom's house and he told them

01:22:20.440 about it he said the actual pilot the lady pilot came out as well she came out to talk to him and

01:22:25.320 he was like uh i don't even know what she said because she would like she wasn't regular black she 0.96

01:22:30.840 was like african black you know she was shiny he was like he was like shine yeah they do shine dude 0.92

01:22:39.800 they're very shiny and he was like yo dude i knew this one guy that like i used to go to church with

01:22:44.440 him when he was like nine years old his mom used to put vaseline on his face he used to come out 0.81

01:22:48.200 fucking like yo why would they do that i don't know it's because they get ashy dude yeah why would 0.96

01:22:55.480 the vaseline fix it because it's just it's just a layer like you put over a boxer i don't know yeah 0.99

01:23:00.840 they're fighting so much they have to go out like with vaseline on they're just always ready for a fight 0.85

01:23:09.160 looking like uh george st pierre with all the fucking we gotta keep your bridge line slick so if you 0.99

01:23:14.760 catch catch a one two you'll be all right they put it on his shoulders they put on their shoulders 0.97

01:23:19.240 and everything like like george st pierre just because they can't hear their smoke detectors

01:23:25.000 oh i get it that's uh that's that's a tweet that's a tweet that's a tweet that's definitely a tweet i

01:23:30.120 don't know whether to press this one what the are you talking about this one with a banger it's like

01:23:34.680 it's like in between and it works it works but it's definitely jesse lee peterson going what the

01:23:40.920 do you know we need to drop now get this jacket off my screen jesse we're running out of time

01:23:48.360 what has been your favorite part of this interview your attitude you have an amazing attitude and i

01:23:56.120 love the way you communicate the questions you ask it's not personal and and especially being a jew

01:24:02.360 you and you right he's 78 years old he's supposed to be 70. he looks he looks great dude he's crazy

01:24:15.320 in his mouth area but he was like kind of juicy you know he's stroked out right he's had a stroke

01:24:19.400 guy so oh for sure there's no way that that's natural you gotta listen to you guys can't be that

01:24:24.600 cool without having had a stroke man i know clint listens to your mom's house watch the your mom's

01:24:29.160 house episode today with him because everything he says is like amazing is amazing like dude he

01:24:34.200 literally goes through he was like uh he was like growing up he was like uh because apparently like

01:24:40.040 he he had problems with his mom and so he said that's where like a lot of men become gays because

01:24:45.000 they have problems with their mom uh like they get they're mad at their mom so i want to talk about

01:24:49.000 this this might be true this might be true but i don't think it's our fault you guys are pulling in nick

01:24:53.880 ashley it is not no don't victim blame us that we have to listen to his jokes and then we're the

01:24:59.640 problem listen this is this is like whenever you smack your wife around and then whenever you raise

01:25:03.160 her hand she flinches like this is just he's just smacking us around with this yeah this yeah 0.90

01:25:08.440 i'm all shell-shocked have some fucking sympathy terrible jokes but so it was the funny it's like 0.91

01:25:13.560 so they asked him like why did you hate your mom and and he was like because she wasn't amazing 0.96

01:25:20.040 no no because he was like because she uh didn't let me see my dad and she hated my dad so he was

01:25:24.680 like i i was really resented her for not letting me be she's like well why did she hate your dad 0.75

01:25:29.080 and she was like because my dad had sex with her standing up and then she got pregnant 1.00

01:25:33.400 and and they were like what and he was like yeah back then they thought that if you had sex standing 0.92

01:25:38.680 up you couldn't get pregnant so when they had sex standing up and she got pregnant she got really mad 0.99

01:25:43.320 at him because she he told her and i was like they just up their whole relationship that caused

01:25:48.040 him to abandon his child yes because they thought yeah they they legit thought that if you had sex 0.53

01:25:55.960 standing up if you if you had sex like laying down like you get pregnant but if you stand up i guess 0.60

01:26:00.680 it just falls out or whatever and you can't get pregnant and so and he was like he was like the

01:26:06.200 first time i had sex in high school i had but i got a pregnant and they were like were you standing up 0.86

01:26:10.440 he was like no i was laying down and that's why i got a pregnant i swear to god go listen it's so

01:26:15.160 funny dude everything he goes he talks about how like uh it made me think because he says um

01:26:21.400 he was like the people he's like people that don't have anger they have the best life and i was just

01:26:25.800 like yep me i was like i was just like we gotta figure out how to get him on this show because i

01:26:32.040 was thinking i want him so bad after today and dude he was dropping truth bombs too it actually was he was

01:26:37.080 like i was in contact with this producer a while oh yeah yeah i got it i was listening to his show

01:26:43.080 live on uh twitter today and i was like this is good like this guy i mean he's like he's a pastor

01:26:48.920 oh is he really he's a pastor yeah and he he also he was born he was born on a plantation and he worked

01:26:56.120 to put a plantation in alabama swear to god he talks about it he was like he has like nine brothers and

01:27:02.360 sisters or whatever and they all worked the plantation but then he said they all like grew

01:27:05.960 up and were doctors and lawyers and i was like what church is which is his church because i would

01:27:09.720 imagine going there every week that must be fucking hilarious i mean i bet the choir is going crazy dude 0.98

01:27:15.640 but the yeah dude it's and he was he literally said he was like uh a gay he was like you're gay 0.98

01:27:20.840 because you uh because like you resent your mother and you start acting like her and so you take on 0.89

01:27:27.080 when when he does those interviews and he just goes you gay yeah with destiny when he goes like uh 0.99

01:27:35.080 you you have a wife right and he's like yeah he's like hey hey she has sex with other men you are beta 1.00

01:27:44.360 i thought elijah was saying that when he was talking to destiny uh jesse lee peters is like

01:27:49.080 your name destiny and he's like yeah my name's destiny he's like that's a girl's name

01:27:52.920 he's like no it's not he's like yeah it is he literally was talking about like if he was like 0.84

01:27:58.920 all these gays just need to forgive their mom and then they'll stop being gay and that's swear to god 1.00

01:28:03.480 that's what he was like and he was like he said dude we need to get him with owen benjamin because 0.99

01:28:08.600 i'm not lying he wants to have uh he wants to bring back plantations for blacks and that's what he says 0.99

01:28:13.880 he was like i want to have plantations for blacks again and i was like this is exactly what i'm not gonna 0.68

01:28:17.880 do you that's a great idea oh yeah he says he wants that and like it would be amazing episode

01:28:22.360 and your mom's house is like well why don't you also have plantation for gay people as well he was 0.98

01:28:25.960 like that's amazing he's like he's like i'll run a black plantation and a gay plantation so we can he 0.92

01:28:33.880 was like because he was like we need to teach black people how to be like have a work ethic so that they 0.92

01:28:37.880 already have gay plantations it's called a rave um all right could we could we pull mail back actually uh 0.99

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01:29:15.640 that's the dose shaveco.com promo code tower gang fuck toad it's incredible that like we actually do 0.95

01:29:22.040 sell some of these razors and it's constantly we're constantly saying like if you want to kill yourself

01:29:26.760 with them and people keep buying them when we say that so that's why we keep doing that

01:29:31.240 have you listened our audience numbers have been dropping too it's really weird listen

01:29:35.080 watch you want to rebuild the razor wire fence there buy some there you go those they're gonna keep

01:29:40.280 those illegals out um have you seen when uh dave smith does his nado read yeah it's one well one he

01:29:47.560 calls it he's even called the dough he calls it uh uh like oh yeah he's like nadu or some 0.97

01:29:53.400 like that and it's terrible it's not even like it's just some bland horseshit yeah but we come in here

01:29:59.240 i've actually never heard it pronounced outside of you guys and it'd be hilarious if you guys were saying

01:30:03.240 it wrong this whole honestly i might be saying it wrong but you know what you know what the way i say it

01:30:08.040 sounds better it's the way it sells the way we say it sells i'll just say that yeah hey mailbag we

01:30:13.480 need to bring up mailbag because uh i feel bad that we didn't get to it until an hour and a half

01:30:17.560 into the show all right mailbag honestly i think this is how we ought to do it starting off with

01:30:22.120 the mailbag is kind of dumb mark vestibule says also by the way also people in the chat are saying

01:30:28.440 that owen just did uh jason peterson's show so which actually i need to probably go yeah but we

01:30:33.240 we can we can direct it in a way that would be better go ahead says some of you guys are all are

01:30:37.640 all right or right i don't know which don't go to the convention uh and he appears to be threatening us

01:30:49.160 it's like he's uh who's the guy who's the guy that uh did the bombing at uh the 1996 olympics

01:30:58.520 in georgia i don't remember his name he was i think that was adam nutter oh yeah he's gonna be

01:31:04.120 bombing oh my god you know what it's it's considered it's crossed my head of like like i like do i want

01:31:11.320 to see him bomb or do i just leave immediately after i'm oh no we're we're going to get in

01:31:14.920 phase we ain't watching his hour and a half hour and a half some holes on this i want to say

01:31:21.560 why would they give us an hour give him this one dude who's got five minutes of material give him an

01:31:25.880 hour and a half we're doing until we're done and they don't i don't think they know that and

01:31:29.160 then adam could do his 15 after i do you see that you see that his his starts an hour after ours is

01:31:35.880 supposed to end they're definitely giving us two hours there i mean that's just what i see

01:31:41.160 then he gets 15 minutes to flop and then the other 15 of stuff that he sort of worked out and that's

01:31:45.400 going to be the time frame so that's probably what we'll do i think it's because adam nutter's

01:31:49.240 stage setup is so elaborate he needs an hour to set it up hey hey the mailbag is not is not intended to

01:31:55.080 threaten our lives so if you could not do that he's not threatening us he's telling us he's

01:31:59.080 oh yeah he was saying don't go he's the quiet kid with the backpack and he's looking over at us

01:32:04.760 because we gave him a candy bar one day and he goes like i think you should get out of the room

01:32:10.120 is it pronounced vestibule i don't know maybe it's vestibule vestibule i don't know don't get

01:32:17.160 to see now someone in the chat is going to defend that joke and i'm going to say

01:32:19.960 well i think he saw this would be funny if toad uh was mispronounced mark's name each time and he

01:32:26.280 saw that and he was like oh i'll make a joke over this it was worse than that that joke's actually 0.98

01:32:29.720 really funny that matt said thank you matt that motherfucker um mayo monkey 35 says 0.98

01:32:39.160 is the earth flat and if so is this how the attack on pearl harbor happened and he's got uh an image 0.97

01:32:50.760 we're gonna have to consult with owen on this one yeah or just top and uh david well this isn't the

01:32:56.040 flat earth map so it's not a flat earth map yeah yeah you gotta show us from the top and then we'll see

01:33:01.400 what it's a circle it's a circle and then there's the ice uh the ice uh wall around it in the middle

01:33:07.160 an article all around it lizard people on the sides jewish people underneath and yeah agartha because

01:33:13.240 i i like that is where the jews are i like the i i didn't necessarily believe in flat earth but i think

01:33:18.760 flat earth and hollow earth together match made in heaven sexy idea yeah yeah sexy idea

01:33:25.720 we do you know the hollow earth he he bought up some hollow earth 0.99

01:33:29.000 shit to sam tripoli and he almost fucking jizzed his pants today oh yeah about like 0.98

01:33:33.000 the underground i know clint clint's eyes were like this he was so fucking annoyed he couldn't 0.99

01:33:38.680 stand it i could hear him like the exhale the hard exhale clint you lived in like you lived in uh

01:33:43.560 california did you ever see the uh if i didn't know clint no i'm telling you if i didn't know clint

01:33:48.920 i would feel uncomfortable during that part of the episode because he was so uninterested i felt

01:33:53.560 uncomfortable you felt uncomfortable saying i was like does he even i don't think he liked this

01:33:58.040 is so weird i feel like i'm being gaslit because like i'm really just like i'm happy to be there

01:34:03.560 i'm enjoying the conversation i'm like this is also interesting and you guys are just like mythologizing

01:34:08.520 this entire event it's great i look at clint and then i looked at david i looked at clint and i looked

01:34:12.360 at dave and i said i wonder if david's gonna bail on this story because the looks clint is i was a little

01:34:16.680 bit i was so upset when he left the show i really wanted to talk to him in the post show to be like

01:34:21.880 yo is everything good like are we is everything okay it really means a lot to me and i really

01:34:29.240 want this to go well y'all are ridiculous i like this bit though i like it i like it how you guys just

01:34:33.320 make it make it seem like i'm the most insufferable kind of a human being even though i'm like i'm just 0.89

01:34:37.640 chilling we talk about it like i'll call top and i'll be like i'd really want clint to like me

01:34:43.720 and top is like top will be like just hang in there dude like just keep doing what you're doing

01:34:48.600 i think it's like you that's the weird thing she's cutting him down yeah like like like i've already

01:34:55.320 decided that i like you and you're like i'm gonna talk to this until he likes

01:34:59.080 me and i'm like no that's not how it works though but you lived in you lived in california so you

01:35:05.320 you definitely saw like the uh the secret buildings they build for what they say are uh gas like um

01:35:13.000 or oil uh derricks you know what i'm talking about in the ocean no in on like in the city 0.93

01:35:20.200 have you not seen this this is a real fucking thing oil derricks and send derrick's in san 0.97

01:35:25.080 diego or at least in la and in california they'll build buildings apparently around oil 0.99

01:35:30.600 there we gotta do better guys well we need to be way more gay we're knowing we're gay enough

01:35:37.880 no what are you talking about though cole there's there's abandoned oil rigs 0.68

01:35:40.760 yeah why are you bringing no no it's not abandoned they're working and they build fake buildings

01:35:45.800 around them no and the buildings there's nothing in california yes in like la never heard oh yeah

01:35:52.200 near like out near bakersfield and shit there's some oil but they don't they don't build buildings 0.97

01:35:56.280 around them i swear yes they do i see the derricks they fucking go pull pull it tyler's pulling it up 0.99

01:36:01.320 right now baker's making shit up like uh that's i could see the derrick bruh go back up go back up 0.98

01:36:08.760 to the one that was in look who's that guy that's a derrick bruh that's a derrick there's ones that 0.95

01:36:15.080 they have like uh they build like buildings around them and like they like to keep them like hidden

01:36:20.280 what i'm saying though that one's just on the sidewalk that was just that was just randomly in 0.53

01:36:24.600 the neighborhood that's like a photoshop why is he making shit up the urban oil fields of los angeles 0.68

01:36:30.440 dude you know even how to spot la's hidden oil rigs dude i'm telling this is like this is why we had

01:36:37.400 clint on tinfoil happy no because all i'm saying is like if they're if they're this this dude is

01:36:44.280 just that just weird though this would have been this would have been like whatever the opposite of

01:36:47.960 mount crushmore is this this little tangent that he just took us on that's what that was

01:36:52.920 i think we're gonna be on mount crushmore after it was over he was like jesus christ you guys are

01:36:57.640 unbelievable he's like really what he in the in the very beginning what he did say was he said uh

01:37:04.120 i actually just did want an f on the desk one i swear to god that's what he said and i was like

01:37:09.160 clint is that not what he said

01:37:13.160 he'd never asked for

01:37:14.280 clint's rolling his eyes again clint's rolling his eyes again like whatever no it's true i was

01:37:18.520 there i was there i don't even care if he wanted me or not no he he definitely he loves you i know

01:37:23.960 that he does i've heard i think he likes me more than he likes any of y'all to be honest probably

01:37:28.600 because well that's how it started but not how it ended me and david were on stream first and he was

01:37:33.160 like all right guys and it looked like i didn't realize he was thinking like we're ready to start

01:37:37.160 and then clint pops and he goes oh clint the heavy hitter's here he wasn't expecting a third person

01:37:42.440 he was like i just invited these two guys and they bought one more dude this is how i felt

01:37:48.280 whenever toad was jerking off in the corner it's like i brought two and then there was one more

01:37:58.200 you know what's what's so weird to me though and i i i know i've already said this but i have to just

01:38:03.160 double down on it because it's so bizarre to me i've watched tripoli on rogan at least a hundred times

01:38:09.240 at least and it's so weird for him to to talk so positively about us to refer me as the heavy

01:38:15.400 hitter just because i have a hundred thousand followers on twitter like that means at all

01:38:19.560 it's just it's weird it means he's saying tower gang is like the you know the like the truth

01:38:26.840 the guards of of funny right now which is like you know can we can we are we going to discuss i want to

01:38:31.880 do some more of uh of killing clint uh clint sent us after we're gonna have to come up with a graphic at

01:38:37.640 some point yeah because uh clint sent us uh uh he sent us like a picture and it was whenever he

01:38:44.360 was in the uh like an airplane he's like i'm flying first class and i'm sitting beside a guy

01:38:49.480 that has a million followers and a guy that has like whatever the number of followers has like

01:38:54.680 2.5 and i was like clint definitely just shows he's like clint's just giving us his script for

01:38:59.880 like all the underage girls he hits on on miami beach i swear to god he goes like it was it was uh

01:39:05.960 luke and then it was who was the other guy brett bear from fox news yeah and he goes he goes like

01:39:11.880 he was like and i got a hundred thousand followers and i'm sitting in first class with with the guy

01:39:16.840 that has a million for the record i didn't say how many followers i had i said i said in front in this

01:39:21.640 front row because there's only three oh he's like you know how many followers i have there was there

01:39:26.440 was three seats in first class and combined it was like 2.2 million followers on twitter alone

01:39:31.480 it was just weird it was weird it just was funny because he just sells this and i can just imagine

01:39:35.800 him just being like just looking at like a girl and he's like i was just gonna pick her 2.2 million

01:39:41.080 uh followers in this picture bitch and that's first class you know it's funny think about all the other 1.00

01:39:46.280 rows it's like look at this four people in that row 17 followers total you don't want to be in that row 0.95

01:39:53.800 he's like there's 2.2 million uh followers in this plane alone and then they're all in this first row

01:39:59.400 right here this plane is top heavy this plane can capsize at any moment there's so many followers

01:40:04.040 in the front yo you're gonna have to you're gonna have to put some bags in the back because we gotta

01:40:07.720 we gotta even out the weight in this we ain't even gonna be able to fly with this

01:40:12.120 we got so much followers up in front you gotta put the package in the back 0.71

01:40:15.400 bitch listen i got so much pool in this world that you gotta put you gotta put something in the 1.00

01:40:20.760 back of the plane because i'm pulling down he's at the party in the corner he's like they don't know 0.96

01:40:24.760 i was just on tim pool he was like yeah you won't stop saying it he's like sam trippoli loves me sam

01:40:32.440 trippoli loves me sam trippoli been on joe rogan 150 times he said i the he said i the man

01:40:39.480 bitch first class that i'm flying this dude it is funny whatever like i've told people like 0.99

01:40:45.800 hey we're having like owen benjamin on and they go who who's that yeah you're not in like this world 0.97

01:40:50.120 like it's like or like hey i was on sam trippoli's pocket that like who like i've done so much cool

01:40:55.080 shit and i tell my parents about it and my mom's just like so you think you're ever going to be on 0.81

01:40:59.320 like what's the what's the pitch that got fired from fox the super smoke show that's megan kelly 0.99

01:41:03.960 megan kelly but all that's all my mom cares about it's like tucker carlson megan kelly if i talk to 0.90

01:41:09.480 either of them i will have done something up until then i have done jack shit not gonna lie even like 0.91

01:41:14.520 i bet if we were like elon like dude we had i talked to elon musk the other day and he follows me they'd be like 0.95

01:41:20.040 you almost sucks he's like when i got when i got the rogan follow at least my parents were like 0.88

01:41:28.040 that's neat so like he followed you like what's that big deal right yeah like does he does he 0.99

01:41:33.240 know you does he talk to you is he like don lemon like don is he like don lemon or like a little bit

01:41:39.880 when we went to meet this guy rife i told my parents they're watching my kids i'm like we're

01:41:43.720 just gonna go out there and hang out and they're like yeah yeah but you'll be back right and i'm like

01:41:47.800 yeah we're gonna be back like we're not gonna be back too late it was like nine o'clock and he's

01:41:51.320 like what are you doing i'm like i'm talking to a guy who develops like frequency healing technology

01:41:56.280 and is is doing like all this kind of like advanced uh electricity electric

01:42:01.080 and he's like stop playing your childish games yeah stop playing games you're gonna be home

01:42:05.720 right i'm like you don't like you don't care they don't give a don't care at all they don't 0.97

01:42:09.720 it's insane parents just don't understand you know what i mean those boomers

01:42:18.600 all right all right all right what's the last question do we have any more sure oh yeah tim t uh 0.98

01:42:24.040 i was tim tebow holy shit tim tebow yeah i love that guy i was recently at the feed store and the 0.99

01:42:29.960 old man behind the counter told me the reason jews get circumcised is because their women won't accept 0.99

01:42:35.000 anything that isn't 15 off wow have you ever had a complete stain or stranger tell you a great joke

01:42:41.720 and if so what was it i want to say it was a joke but i did have i was at uh at the movie theater and

01:42:47.800 it was after i think watching like the last jedi or something like that so like everybody does after a

01:42:52.440 movie they go to the bathroom like immediately because you got to you sat there for two hours

01:42:55.640 you got pissed you just drank like a whole thing of mountain dew or whatever so i go in there and i

01:42:59.160 piss a bunch of guys in there pissing as well and then we get up to like go wash our hands and like

01:43:04.120 it was one of those ones that like you have to like do the weird like the it's got the sensor yeah 0.96

01:43:09.560 the sensor that never works because so i'm sitting there trying to do it look like i'm jerking off the

01:43:14.360 thing the guy comes up next to me he does the same thing and it's like not coming on he just looks

01:43:19.240 over at me and he goes and then he walks out and i was just like and i lost it dude it was the funniest

01:43:29.000 thing i've ever seen this guy just goes it's like we both didn't wash our hands and then walked out

01:43:36.120 i thought that was it's one of the best like moments i've had as with a total stranger that's

01:43:40.440 pretty dope i don't have a memory like that where i can like like if it happened yesterday i could tell

01:43:45.640 you about it but like remember that just stuck with me it just stuck with me because it's so funny

01:43:50.120 for somebody to just be like just looking just be like top you got you got a memory like that top

01:43:54.200 i'll tell you i'll tell you the truth everybody that i meet in real life has been non-exceptional

01:43:59.720 and it's kind of upsetting completely forgettable uh up your game people when you see me do something

01:44:05.320 do something make it do something do a magic trick be memorable magic blow your brains out 0.76

01:44:10.200 i love those memes though by the way just like going up to a very pretty girl and just like

01:44:22.840 committing suicide right in front of her and just be like you'll never forget this and it's just like 0.90

01:44:26.280 no one ever believe you i've never had a i did hear a stupid joke earlier today that i thought was 0.99

01:44:31.880 funny it was like my grandpa you know went to the doctors and the doctor said you gotta get your 0.99

01:44:35.960 shit together and so at like 60 years old he started to go for uh runs and he would run like 0.99

01:44:42.180 five miles every day and he's 82 now and we don't know where the fuck he is and it's like 0.99

01:44:47.740 this is the same guy that you said was like chopping wood was that the whole what was that 0.99

01:44:52.200 that shit was not real my fucking family lied to me they told me that my grandpa was a dude who 0.99

01:44:57.880 really loved hard work and when he had some heart issues he went to the doctor the doctor was like yo 1.00

01:45:02.820 dog you can't fucking work hard anymore like you got to take it easy but my grandpa this is i i'm 0.97

01:45:07.120 telling you this is a fucking lie but this is what my family told me and i haven't been able to confirm 0.99

01:45:11.140 it's a lie except for by common sense so the doctor goes you can't fucking work hard anymore you got to 1.00

01:45:16.200 take it easy so my grandpa says no unacceptable i i love work i'm gonna work until i die so what 0.98

01:45:21.180 grandpa does is he goes to his house he calls up the fucking delivery guy and he says hey order uh me a 0.98

01:45:27.940 dump truck filled with logs and dump it on my front lawn uh which by the way we did the math 0.98

01:45:33.360 it's like twenty thousand dollars my grandpa didn't have twenty thousand i don't know why the 0.99

01:45:36.720 fuck you would lie to me like this it's so bizarre so grandpa has twenty thousand dollars worth of wood 0.99

01:45:41.720 delivered to his house he then uh proceeds to chop it and and this is but he this calls all the family 1.00

01:45:49.160 from all over the fucking you know united states and south america they all fly to uruguay because 0.95

01:45:53.680 that's where my i'm uruguayan and so they all gather around oh you're a kid to watch them 0.95

01:45:58.360 well yeah that's different though that's not the same thing yeah jesus christ i'm having flashbacks 0.93

01:46:03.340 middle school that's fucking unbelievable i never fucking all right so i never fucking heard that 0.98

01:46:08.000 one uh so so grandpa basically uh allegedly chops wood with my family as an audience and then uh works 0.97

01:46:18.000 himself into some sort of cardiac arrest and dies in his bed that night and that's and i'm like

01:46:23.020 kings that's not fucking true though my grandpa didn't have it's a great story though it's a 0.99

01:46:27.340 great story but my grandpa's still alive this is bullshit my grandfather bought 20k worth of wood 1.00

01:46:33.760 and his heart exploded while he was chopping it for no fucking reason dude just couldn't fucking 0.99

01:46:38.480 take it easy i actually did chop wood with my grandpa when i was younger like that's what we 0.99

01:46:42.340 would go do on saturdays yeah and he died that's what they call jerking he is dead yeah you're part of

01:46:46.440 town um look all right so let's go around the bend because i thought that was a funny story uh

01:46:51.180 just go around the bend saying the the most egregious lie that we were told as children

01:46:55.140 and this one i do remember because it was so profound my my stepfather was uh i was told that

01:47:01.020 uh his dad real father no his dad my grandpa his dad my grandpa had had a heart attack so he had to

01:47:08.220 go back to new york to be with them and he was going to be gone for a couple months uh you know because

01:47:13.080 he was he was really sick uh and this was during christmas so i i i miss him during christmas and he 0.95

01:47:19.080 comes back and he's fucking jacked he's jacked out of his mind and i was like this is weird you know 0.96

01:47:24.440 and then i my grandpa comes to visit the like the for my birthday like eight months later and i and i 0.98

01:47:29.440 walk up to him i'm like i'm so glad that you survived the heart attack like did it hurt you

01:47:33.360 know i'm like asking him details he has no fucking clue what i'm talking about i'm 11 11 12 years old 0.96

01:47:38.520 so i go over to my my uh my mom and i'm like hey grandpa doesn't seem to remember having a heart

01:47:44.080 attack uh does he have dementia you know and like because like their whole story is getting blown up

01:47:49.800 right right before their their very eyes turns out stepdad got thrown in prison for three months for

01:47:55.160 tax evasion got shredded because he was just hitting the yard the entire time comes out and he's just 0.81

01:48:00.520 fucking like seriously fucking jacked it was crazy uh so that's mine what about you that's a cool story 0.95

01:48:06.200 i like that yeah that's actually great like they should have just told you the real reason like 1.00

01:48:09.640 fucking grandpa's hard ass like that is fucking awesome yeah it's always it's always like that 0.99

01:48:15.760 like i think i've told the story like my grandma she was a i don't know like a big pentecostal 1.00

01:48:20.700 christian very like holy roller but then the more like she's died and the more i ask about her as an

01:48:26.240 adult i'm like she had like a tumultuous past she was a bootlegger on a mountain in puerto rico 0.99

01:48:31.200 she was throwing boiling water at the catholics like she was a wild bitch and you would have not 1.00

01:48:38.020 like they would they wouldn't have let me know that about grandma until she's dead later yeah 0.99

01:48:41.960 real for real i think it just runs in the family and even though they don't tell you about it like 0.81

01:48:46.880 you manifest it anyway it's in your blood to do weird wild shit yeah so that's my dad told me his 0.88

01:48:53.120 grandpa was half native american i did a generalist instead of my cousin we're zero percent 0.99

01:48:57.260 the white side of my fucking family thinks they're all native americans my aunt all of her decor is 0.99

01:49:04.360 fucking native american shit no native americans i got one more caveat to to my step deadline to me 1.00

01:49:10.080 i didn't he's i love him to the end of the earth so this is not there's no hate or malice here but 1.00

01:49:14.560 the other story he told me when i was like 9 10 and my little brother was like one or two years old

01:49:19.140 he would always make us breakfast on the weekends because that was like the one time that he was you

01:49:23.680 know he was there and not at work and and he would uh he would make eggs and they're nothing special

01:49:29.440 but i i because i only got them once a week i was like this is a very special day uh you know

01:49:33.980 charlie my stepdad he's here to make us eggs and eggs and bacon or whatever the fuck some basic 0.98

01:49:38.120 breakfast and and well he would cook them he would tell us these stories about how he was a fucking 0.99

01:49:42.580 a chef in the old west out on the prairie and i was such a fucking retard at 11 years old that i was 0.99

01:49:49.780 like wow this is his oldest shit like i can't 0.99

01:49:52.440 it's such a good idea this is i'm gonna start doing this to my kids like just like i did that 0.99

01:50:00.280 that's why i wanted to lie to your kids all the time so my kid had like you know he was going through

01:50:04.880 the too afraid to go to sleep too afraid of the dark type of deal and basically i forget how we got

01:50:10.720 here but it was like yeah monsters were real but the good news is they're not real anymore and he's 0.98

01:50:15.400 like well why aren't they real anymore i'm like because your mother and i we fucking killed them all 0.99

01:50:19.440 like in the monster wars we fucking killed them all dude brandish weapons and we ended those 0.99

01:50:25.160 faggots i took your story because he told me this like in real life and i was laughing i took this 1.00

01:50:30.440 story my son said the same shit he was like i'm scared i'm scared and i said don't be scared and 1.00

01:50:34.480 he's like but i'm scared i said yo i have a gun and he's like what's that and i said do you know 0.98

01:50:39.860 what that mean i swear to god it's like right before bedtime and i was like you know what that is 0.68

01:50:42.880 and he was like no and i was like come over here so we walked i fucking take the gun out and i'm 0.99

01:50:46.720 like look at this shot his ass he can't hear from his left ear you should be scared of monsters you 0.99

01:50:54.160 be scared of me bitch so i showed it to him he's three and i showed it to him and i'm like you want 1.00

01:50:59.140 to touch that and he like he touches it and he picks it up it's like whoa not like that and i was 0.99

01:51:02.820 like so then i explained to him i was like listen man if there's a fucking monster coming in here i'm 0.99

01:51:06.580 just gonna shoot it like you gotta understand i'm gonna kill this thing and he's like oh that's 0.99

01:51:11.040 a relief yes and it's just like yes that's it fuck yeah that's so the craziest part was whenever 0.99

01:51:16.580 his son saw toad for the first time he's like shoot it shoot it shoot it i bought my son a 0.99

01:51:22.140 sword he has a sword like no shit like i but it's a fucking weird thing now that i'm saying it out loud 0.99

01:51:26.600 but i bought him a sword it helps him sleep so on nights no shit that's not a fucking lie it's a 0.99

01:51:31.140 real sword too but when he has a hard time sleeping he fucking takes his sword and he holds his sword and 0.98

01:51:36.380 goes to sleep it's in a sheet you know but yeah he's got one no i forgot i forgot to mention that 0.97

01:51:40.880 my my stepdad called himself a cowboy chef because i was named after i was i was named after clint

01:51:46.260 eastwood so uh is he making you western omelets yeah yeah maybe i don't even know but but i would

01:51:52.300 watch i would watch clint eastwood movies and and you know they were like black and white so the fact

01:51:57.340 that i was so retarded that i was like yeah yeah he was like he was definitely he was definitely he's 0.90

01:52:01.860 definitely old enough to have been around during the black and white you know movies so i'm sure that's

01:52:05.800 when the westerns were being shot was during that same period of the 1950s it's just retarded 1.00

01:52:10.360 kids are stupid that's all how many i'm just gonna be lying to my kids about like slime all the time 0.99

01:52:15.320 everything in the future where they're gonna be like he told me that he was in the war 1.00

01:52:18.720 the great war the great yeah i don't think why of 2020 there's just stuff that they like omit like

01:52:25.160 my mom like i don't know told me like way more recently like did i ever tell you about like when

01:52:29.200 my father tried to like murder me i'm like what yeah yeah it's a good same with me it's like i found

01:52:34.180 just more stuff about my family they didn't lie necessarily i just found out stuff like

01:52:37.960 oh yeah actually i can't say that that is wait you know i'll say a good one i'll tell i'll tell

01:52:43.060 y'all in person it's actually my parents my parents have been together for a long time my mom was like

01:52:48.560 17 or 18 and my dad was like 19 or when they started dating they got married at 26 and they told

01:52:55.820 me like yeah we never fucked i'm like 10 years they're like but like before that they were like you 0.95

01:53:00.940 know you got to save for marriage and all the shit and i believed them i'm like oh these people 0.98

01:53:04.000 were like fucking the best people and i'm like but then you think about it like it's 10 years 0.98

01:53:08.700 there's just no what if you asked you guys you think they would still say that 0.98

01:53:12.420 yeah they'd still lie they'd be like yeah no for sure but you guys were going on vacations you're

01:53:19.940 gonna say you never did i'm like no i can't respect you as a man if that's the case and it's just

01:53:23.880 not the case all i had to do was just uh just add up my sister my sister's like birth date and then

01:53:29.860 my parents wedding date and it was very obvious like they didn't wait at all and like and they're

01:53:34.900 just more spiritual than your parents i'm born nine months after new year's eve and there's a

01:53:40.640 specific new year's eve party where they told me it's a crazy story they drive into seagate and and i

01:53:45.740 think my mom was pregnant with me at the time because the next year i was born they drive into seagate

01:53:49.520 some guy's tailing you know he smashed yeah for sure mama heavies yeah so but listen to this story

01:53:55.640 they drive in someone's tailing them and they pull over for the guy the guy turns out to have a gun

01:54:02.100 comes out to the side of their car and basically like i think he tries to actually pull on them

01:54:07.120 but the gun is jammed and then my aunt drives away and a year later i'm born but my the point of

01:54:12.760 story is that my dad's in the front seat and he's passed out because like they were like no idea

01:54:17.020 yeah he was trashed and they were bringing him home so this is what i'm saying like you guys 0.63

01:54:22.700 you guys you found out that uh that i i carry all the fucking time like we we slept over at matt rife's 0.98

01:54:29.540 and i wake up in the morning and uh i go to get coffee and my wife is making fun of me because my 0.96

01:54:35.420 sweatpants are being dragged down by my fucking glock that's on my hip still i slept with it like i 0.99

01:54:40.580 always that's the benefit of being in florida is i never take my my gun is literally right there right 0.97

01:54:46.440 there i can look at it it's right there out of arm's reach not really comfortable at one point

01:54:50.700 when he when he went over because it's like it's tight to get into the table he went over and he

01:54:54.260 goes and he goes oh that's my gun and he sat down and i'm like yeah that's his gun and everyone

01:54:58.660 else is probably like that's kind of funny like no like all the time i assumed you were telling

01:55:03.840 the truth yeah i mean like literally always i mean i came from new jersey where it's like you

01:55:08.440 couldn't fucking have one for the life you look you look exactly like a dude that would move 0.98

01:55:13.240 heavyweight in the cocaine market oh yeah yeah it's the fucking it's the the hawaiian shirt 1.00

01:55:20.440 the tattoos the facial hair the hair the face the whole thing you're a fucking cocaine dude dude i 1.00

01:55:26.060 was i've been getting i used to sell drugs but not a reading is who's that there's a guy that he's 0.99

01:55:30.860 become a comedian now but he was he said he was like running cocaine like back joey diaz no no not

01:55:37.040 joey diaz no no this is like a white guy he said he would go down to he would actually go down to

01:55:41.720 south america and get the buy the cocaine up there then bring it up here and sell and he was

01:55:45.100 like had like you've definitely seen this guy no no but like this guy was like he but he had another

01:55:50.760 guy like a black dude that said he was doing like three million dollars a day worth of uh product uh 0.93

01:55:57.120 and like he was like i would just keep he was like they were like did you have a stash house he was

01:56:01.620 like no just keep it in trunks of cars and we just put the money in the trunk of car you know i've

01:56:05.160 thought about this a lot actually um you know i i was very fortunate in that i found an industry that i

01:56:10.860 can make a good living at you know working hard and uh understanding small business and all that but 0.98

01:56:15.660 had i been born into a poor family i would have been a fucking drug kingpin like i thought about 0.95

01:56:21.100 this a lot because uh i sold i sold pot just when i was poor just like mildly poor when i was in 0.99

01:56:26.120 college i sold pot had i been poor poor had i been had i grown up in the hood i would have been

01:56:30.200 moving weight there's no doubt about it there's no punchline to this i'm just i'm just i know i wanted 0.96

01:56:35.860 that silence to hang out because i was like that's the fucking truth like let that there's no punchline 0.89

01:56:39.860 i would just i would have been moving weight that's all that's actually uh i think that that's a 0.91

01:56:45.180 great uh a great point here to just kind of take it did i mention that i'm running for the vice

01:56:49.420 presidency of the united states of america i'm running for president let's get the tower

01:56:53.380 ticket going baby oh my god guys love you guys uh enjoy talking it's been real it's been wednesday 0.86

01:56:59.320 yeah let's fucking uh it's been real and it's been fun but it hasn't really been real fun georgia if 0.97

01:57:03.660 you aren't fucking frauds if you actually love it nobody's coming nobody's coming see you later 1.00

01:57:08.780 watch me get pissed drunk not until the dildo probably say that 1.00

01:57:11.980 hello everybody a question for toad first time you have sex do you think she's going to ask you 0.99

01:57:19.300 to stand up to have sex or lay down okay so we got all the legal stuff everybody understands this

01:57:25.540 but look we have to go through this all previous apologies disclaimers legal notices not in conflict

01:57:31.780 with this episode shall remain in full force and effect and last week last week we had a lot a lot

01:57:37.380 of them i didn't even take uh take a roll this time on them okay uh we do have some corrections

01:57:43.140 here on tower gang uh tower gang inc we strive to be correct and up front on all of our mistakes

01:57:47.940 so just think of this as the next show's premiere okay we have it on good authority that those brown 0.98

01:57:55.620 stains on clint's mugs aren't from kratom there you go that's uh that's the reason why we have that

01:58:02.340 uh we had a claim by cole cole stated that it all goes back to rome rome was the one that defeated the

01:58:08.340 barbary pirates and in the mediterranean back in the day and they controlled trade and before it was 0.99

01:58:13.140 the phoenicians and they controlled the trade and became very rich jose then asked if cole was reading

01:58:18.260 wikipedia we'll fact check this one actually cole just was thinking of the pirates of the caribbean on a

01:58:23.460 disneyland ride the more you know he was just a little confused on that we also had another claim 0.73

01:58:27.300 by toad he said on the last episode toad claimed he impressed the fuck out of gavin in fact he did 0.97

01:58:33.940 not impress the fuck out of gavin gavin impressed the out of top lobster that's when he showed his 0.99

01:58:38.980 cock and top lobster did in fact love that one another claim owen himself stated that you meet a black 0.99

01:58:45.380 guy you like him because he plays lacrosse he plays chess fact check on that it's unsubstantiated

01:58:50.980 no black guys play lacrosse and i think owen meant checkers not chess okay we do a live pre-show

01:58:57.780 in the chat we're recording it we're posting it out on the members only so go to local subscribe

01:59:02.500 there we also have a live chat for those we're trying to figure out that a little out a little

01:59:06.580 better you saw the um the itinerary coming up the tower gang is opening for adam nutter that will be

01:59:12.020 interesting i don't know if you could still get your tickets but go see the guys down there

01:59:15.380 uh they were also on slightly offensive good ratings good show 28 and a half or 28.1

01:59:21.940 thousand uh views it's pretty good toad did uh spaces with the libertarian christian caucus uh it

01:59:29.940 was a little out of depth but make sure you check him out um on his better off dead podcast it will

01:59:36.980 be interesting to see how he does in the playoffs here someone invite cole on as a as a guest on his

01:59:41.780 show he hasn't been on anybody's show he's a funny guy uh tyler why don't you invite him on yours

01:59:47.620 uh nephilim death squad they're still number three overall almost 200 000 views when they went on

01:59:54.020 with um uh the best political show so they're still killing it up there and you saw david of

01:59:58.740 course tonight jose wasn't here tonight he's doing with his hairless cats uh remember liberty

02:00:03.860 lockdown he's got the best political show some really good shows coming up here about klaus he's still

02:00:08.900 working the the libertarian angle even after the the owen benjamin's thing top lobster.com

02:00:14.100 merch engine.com go further that i'm getting steve poiken in on uh friday so check out my show

02:00:19.700 also a liberty pill kill podcast on february 2nd and we will find out next week what is sorry to

02:00:26.420 interrupt you tyler daniel sap daniel sap uh message me you won the t-shirt you got you won the game

02:00:34.500 you won the t-shirt there you go for today congratulations all right and that's all

02:00:39.860 that's all we have thanks for top lobster for joining in there uh really killing the vibe

02:00:44.180 but i i appreciate it like nothing else see you guys next week it's the tower power hour slut 0.96

02:00:48.660 to the tower power hour bitch no way jose liberty lock down to the tower power 1.00

02:00:54.020 flint bitch reed 1.00

02:00:58.340 cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.97

02:01:04.980 tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose

02:01:10.500 he just made dude nonsense no way jose either youcos the tower power power hour sl they made

02:01:15.060 day spit all his time tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

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02:01:25.780 fed more than rogan you fed you fed truth bomb weather tim cast hotel hotel more offensive

02:01:30.100 lof no disrespect more offensive than l-o-s no disrespect more offensive than lof no disrespect

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02:01:36.180 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it. 0.93

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Tower Gang - January 26, 2024

Ep 161 - Don't BBC Tase Me Bro

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