Tower Gang - Ep 160 - Clintervention w⧸ Owen Benjamin

00:00:00.000 I can hate Indians.

00:00:02.320 Street show.

00:00:07.160 That smells worse than all of the buttholes of Mumbai.

00:00:27.520 This one guy who I like.

00:00:30.000 His name's Clint.

00:00:31.680 I talk to him when I do Top Lobster at Tower Gang.

00:00:36.600 Lauren Boebert looks like her tits face different directions.

00:00:39.680 And I thought that was just so fucking funny.

00:00:41.360 That's my shit, though.

00:00:51.480 He's acting like a white woman acts with blacks.

00:00:54.760 Where they need a magical negro to teach them what love is.

00:00:58.320 You guys keep saying this like it's a bad thing.

00:01:06.900 I am fucking hard as a goddamn rock right now.

00:01:08.840 That sounds awesome.

00:01:09.760 Why would you not like that?

00:01:10.940 You're like a fucking white woman reading a romance novel.

00:01:22.140 Where it's like, I need to go to the ghetto.

00:01:34.020 I need the hood to teach me what it's like.

00:01:36.240 No, they're just going to fuck you in the ass and try and pin a crack charge on you.

00:01:40.540 Are you out of your mind?

00:01:41.460 It's Tower Gang Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:01:56.040 What's up, retards?

00:02:00.720 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby.

00:02:02.420 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...

00:02:05.560 ...mussy.

00:02:07.440 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone?

00:02:10.100 I don't know.

00:02:11.200 When I say fuck the Jews, that means I'm horny.

00:02:14.400 Low is me, I'm retarded.

00:02:16.220 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...

00:02:20.380 The three of you had a threesome of some kind.

00:02:25.060 I was watching it and jerking off.

00:02:28.740 You fucking asshole.

00:02:31.140 Toad's a liar.

00:02:32.480 He was a 10 in real life.

00:02:33.940 He's like a dead 8.

00:02:37.520 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:02:38.840 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:02:40.820 That is why.

00:02:41.280 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast.

00:02:43.860 Fat Dave, fuck you, man.

00:02:46.220 It's not what this show is about.

00:02:52.680 This shit is retarded.

00:02:54.720 Hello and welcome to a very special Tower Gang.

00:02:59.520 My name is Clint Russell.

00:03:00.580 We are filming live from Dubai.

00:03:02.260 My Indian accent is very poor, but I have a very bubbly head.

00:03:05.940 Thank you so much for joining us once again.

00:03:07.900 As always, we have Noe Jose, the host of Noe Jose.

00:03:11.660 Jose Galazon.

00:03:12.940 We have Top Lobster, the progenitor of TopLobster.com

00:03:15.860 where you can get all of our finest wares,

00:03:17.500 including a magic carpet ride, perhaps.

00:03:20.280 We have Cole, who does nothing.

00:03:22.440 He is very tiny and very jacked,

00:03:24.420 and that's all he's known for.

00:03:25.880 We have Toad, who is a degenerate gambler and suicidal.

00:03:29.000 He talks about it regularly.

00:03:30.200 We all expect him to die at any moment.

00:03:31.980 But he has a show where he talks about gambling

00:03:33.820 and killing himself.

00:03:34.860 He has two shows where he does that.

00:03:36.060 He's a very special man.

00:03:37.140 But most importantly, the man who has declared war on my Pajit people,

00:03:41.540 Owen Benjamin.

00:03:43.360 What the fuck is your problem, man?

00:03:46.980 I'm actually looking up right now what cast you're in with the red sticker.

00:03:53.380 Bindi, meaning point, drop, dot.

00:03:57.000 A potu.

00:03:58.120 I'm just trying to figure out if I get to piss on you in public with that dot.

00:04:02.100 I was going to say, yeah, the color dot is like the color loofah

00:04:05.140 at the villages in Florida.

00:04:06.640 It's like which sex act you prefer.

00:04:08.980 No, they literally know.

00:04:10.140 But for real, though.

00:04:11.440 For real.

00:04:12.240 Like the religion that Vivek ascribes to with the eight.

00:04:16.900 Right into it.

00:04:18.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:19.460 No, they're in a caste system.

00:04:21.100 He's a Brahmin.

00:04:22.420 And then you have Kshatriyan.

00:04:23.800 And then you go all the way down to the untouchables where you literally

00:04:26.380 get to just rub shit on them.

00:04:29.440 But they like that, though.

00:04:30.520 They pay for that.

00:04:31.140 Oh, they love.

00:04:31.740 No, no, no.

00:04:32.520 A lot of people are acting.

00:04:35.760 And like I knew I had to do a Clint intervention today.

00:04:40.360 Because I see Clint going on Twitter.

00:04:43.660 Dude, Clint started my entire jihad against me.

00:04:46.640 Dude, he's been so excited.

00:04:48.960 In our chat, he's been going, dude, dude, I set him off on this.

00:04:51.900 And it's amazing.

00:04:52.660 I love it so much.

00:04:53.800 That was part of an international incident with the Maldives.

00:04:59.120 The thing is, though, Owen, we know Clint.

00:05:02.620 So when he comes in, he's like, look at this.

00:05:04.040 My favorite comedian is just roasting me ruthlessly.

00:05:07.740 How cool is that?

00:05:08.760 But then I know that behind him, he's like a little tear.

00:05:13.520 Because he thinks Vivek is going to make him secretary of like non-government or something.

00:05:19.940 It's like, you know, the way to shrink the government is to be part of the government.

00:05:23.140 We're going to use a guy that eats shit.

00:05:25.780 I mean, listen, we got to talk about all this.

00:05:28.020 Because I was just having this great meal.

00:05:30.540 I hatched, like I raised an egg from the time it was in, like literally, like I raised a chicken from when it was an egg.

00:05:37.380 You know, we hatched them.

00:05:38.660 We raised them.

00:05:39.540 We fed them.

00:05:40.420 We slaughtered them.

00:05:41.580 We cooked them.

00:05:42.560 And I'm sitting down to eat it.

00:05:43.940 And I'm like, fuck, in 10 minutes, I got to go tell this dude what the government is and not to elect the fucking India.

00:05:50.380 You did this to yourself, though, Owen.

00:05:54.180 He's like, he's just going, going, going.

00:05:56.080 And I finally said, listen, do you want to come on and fucking talk to this guy about it?

00:05:59.780 No, I think it's from America.

00:06:01.800 I really do.

00:06:02.200 I think it's great because I like Clint.

00:06:03.700 Like, it's not like I'm like, oh, fuck you.

00:06:05.700 I went down the wrong roads.

00:06:07.460 Like, I believed in Obama in 08.

00:06:09.740 I thought he was going to end racism.

00:06:13.900 And now I became really racist.

00:06:16.300 Like, I think racism is great.

00:06:17.740 Yeah.

00:06:17.980 Well, this is what I don't understand.

00:06:19.540 Why are you so against the caste system, given that you want builder buddies and shit like that?

00:06:24.260 Doesn't that kind of align with your origin?

00:06:27.020 No.

00:06:27.060 No.

00:06:27.320 My slavery model is about dependency.

00:06:31.180 No, I'm that serious.

00:06:31.980 I do want slaves.

00:06:33.420 Okay.

00:06:33.720 So, like, let's say I was listening to Rick Ross the other day.

00:06:36.280 Legend.

00:06:36.740 You guys got to get that guy on.

00:06:40.680 You're talking about freeway Ricky Ross?

00:06:42.900 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:43.380 Not the rapper.

00:06:44.320 The one that actually did.

00:06:46.060 We'll get right on that.

00:06:47.500 Spotify the other day and Rick Ross was on.

00:06:49.180 You should totally hit him up and he'd come on.

00:06:51.120 No, no.

00:06:51.640 You know the real one, though?

00:06:53.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:53.340 Like, the one that was great.

00:06:54.700 Like, he was making $3 million a day, like, running crack for the CIA.

00:06:59.360 Like, that guy's a legend.

00:07:00.800 Oh, yeah.

00:07:01.240 He understands slavery.

00:07:02.460 And he does podcasts.

00:07:03.980 So, what he's talking about, they're like, yo, how do you get your employees to not turn on you or whatever?

00:07:11.340 He's like, man, I get him on the drip.

00:07:13.160 And they're like, what?

00:07:14.400 You get him smoking crack?

00:07:15.540 He goes, no, man.

00:07:16.380 I get him, like, buying shit.

00:07:17.860 He's like, get him in debt.

00:07:19.980 He's like, they buy, like, a candy business for their wife and now they're in debt and they got to work for me or else they lose the business.

00:07:27.840 That's slavery.

00:07:28.980 That's Jewish shit, bro.

00:07:30.340 Yeah.

00:07:30.760 Bro, I'm just described a Jew.

00:07:32.100 It all comes back around to the Jews.

00:07:36.080 He's a black guy, right?

00:07:37.140 No, but it's Babylon.

00:07:38.700 It's Nephilim shit.

00:07:40.640 There you go.

00:07:41.420 It's the energy.

00:07:42.480 It's the energy.

00:07:43.820 The energy.

00:07:44.480 I'll hit the song when I say it.

00:07:45.860 One of you guys' catchphrases.

00:07:47.340 Appreciate it.

00:07:48.160 It's Nephilim shit.

00:07:49.220 No, it really is, like, if you just think about the fundamentals of what slavery is, that's all.

00:07:53.920 It has to be by choice.

00:07:57.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:58.760 It can't just be like you're born because you had bad karma.

00:08:02.900 Like, last life you were a snake who bit a nobleman.

00:08:06.800 That's why I get to piss on you and shit on you in public.

00:08:09.400 Like, that's India.

00:08:10.280 It's fucking disgusting.

00:08:12.000 I would say, like.

00:08:13.180 I got to push back.

00:08:14.440 I got to push back real quick.

00:08:15.400 There's a lot of people in America that deserve to be pissed on and shit on.

00:08:20.040 And I feel like the Indians.

00:08:21.020 No, no, no, no.

00:08:21.460 Piss on me, beat me.

00:08:22.620 No?

00:08:23.680 You want to piss and shit on people?

00:08:25.800 Oh, yeah.

00:08:26.260 Big time.

00:08:27.220 Whoa.

00:08:28.300 You know.

00:08:29.300 Not for some sort of sexual kink.

00:08:31.660 But rather because I am superior to them from birth.

00:08:35.480 Right.

00:08:35.660 Just as my Brahmin brothers.

00:08:38.000 It's a domination tactic, yeah.

00:08:38.940 You actually want to take a shit on a human being?

00:08:42.140 I think about it almost 24 hours a day.

00:08:45.400 Heck, yeah.

00:08:46.300 Vivek's your guy.

00:08:47.660 But see, he'd shit on you, though.

00:08:51.620 Because the Brahmins make the Jews look like Quakers, dude.

00:08:56.220 He would, dude.

00:08:57.140 Those guys are the most feminine, entitled, little rat fucks in the planet.

00:09:04.500 They're like, oh, my mother and me made all this money.

00:09:08.080 Like, they're fucking awful.

00:09:09.780 You saw Vivek almost slip on his little ass.

00:09:12.600 Those are the tightest jeans I've ever seen.

00:09:16.080 Like, he was just like.

00:09:16.840 What do you like about Vivek?

00:09:18.320 Do you like his talking points?

00:09:20.880 Yeah.

00:09:21.340 No, I really like the idea of cutting 75% of the federal workforce.

00:09:24.520 Do you like his big hair?

00:09:26.120 I've been growing my hair big.

00:09:27.740 Because I think that's it.

00:09:28.820 The big TV head.

00:09:29.580 What would you do with all those people if you cut them from the government?

00:09:34.560 I'd shit on them and piss on them.

00:09:37.560 You know what I realize is crazy, though?

00:09:39.300 We talk about how the Jews are, like, borrowing underground, like, in the sewers, right?

00:09:43.160 The Indian people brought the sewers up to the ground level, to the streets.

00:09:47.240 I wouldn't make that joke.

00:09:48.540 I think it was.

00:09:50.920 The Jews started tunneling when they brought the Indians in because they knew the sewers would be cleaner.

00:09:55.040 They really do eat shit, and they really are, like, fucking gross.

00:10:01.800 Yeah, but I'll grant you they're gross, and I'll grant you they eat shit.

00:10:05.040 But, like, have you ever smelled one that before they brushed their teeth with the cow shit?

00:10:10.000 Because, like, it's actually worse prior.

00:10:12.720 Yeah, no, no.

00:10:13.380 I know.

00:10:13.760 They're gross.

00:10:14.260 And you wanted that to be your leader.

00:10:15.980 Like, you were like, that's the thing.

00:10:17.480 You were like, I want that.

00:10:18.440 That's the guy.

00:10:19.200 At the DMV, you don't think to yourself, I'd really like to shit on LaTanya right now.

00:10:26.260 You don't ever think that.

00:10:27.260 Never once.

00:10:27.720 Never once.

00:10:28.000 Wow.

00:10:28.660 Wow.

00:10:28.940 She already looks like she's going to shit on.

00:10:31.020 No, we're like, I definitely don't ever want to shit on anybody.

00:10:34.400 I want to own slaves.

00:10:35.580 Don't get me wrong.

00:10:36.360 I get it.

00:10:37.400 You're a lot better person than I expected.

00:10:39.320 Outside of the Indians, have you seen that?

00:10:40.700 I can't follow you down that road, Clint.

00:10:41.060 I can't follow you down that road.

00:10:42.120 Have you seen that?

00:10:42.880 And like, I get the idea, the power trip concept, but if you really visualize the idea of what

00:10:47.820 it, like the logistics of shitting on someone, I think you realize what a horrendous act

00:10:51.320 to do.

00:10:51.520 Do these people really want to do it?

00:10:53.400 It's the same as the pornos making guys think that like, that like coming on a face is sexual.

00:10:59.480 You know?

00:11:00.420 And anyone who's ever come even close to anything that resembles that knows it's like retarded.

00:11:05.920 Yeah.

00:11:06.100 I just knew a bit about that like 15 years ago.

00:11:08.140 It's a horrific experience.

00:11:09.620 15 years ago, I literally did a bit about that where I was like, oh, this is so bad.

00:11:12.880 It's so hot.

00:11:13.860 Oh, Jesus.

00:11:15.300 What have I done?

00:11:16.200 How do I get home from here?

00:11:17.960 Like, it's literally.

00:11:19.120 Okay.

00:11:19.500 So you want to, you want to shit on, like, you're just like, you're like, like, that's

00:11:24.540 so fucked up.

00:11:25.600 It is.

00:11:25.960 Think about the logistics.

00:11:27.320 It's reenacting the scene.

00:11:28.940 But like, because I'm thinking about what he just said, like, after you do that, let's

00:11:32.140 say you're messing around and whatever, you do this with your wife.

00:11:34.620 And then it's like, after that's over, it's like, there's no cameras.

00:11:37.980 And then you're just like, I'll just get a towel, I guess.

00:11:40.700 It's post shit.

00:11:41.920 You know how hard it is to get cum out of your eyelashes?

00:11:45.220 It's ridiculous.

00:11:48.100 You know, that's why this is all so gross.

00:11:50.720 Well, I mean, the reason.

00:11:51.720 So when you're, when you're promoting a Hindu, you know, like publicly, like you're like,

00:11:56.980 oh, these guys, you know, you're like, no, these guys are going to help America by destroying

00:12:02.100 America.

00:12:02.480 So when you, when people talk about shrinking the federal government.

00:12:05.220 Okay.

00:12:05.520 So the FBI, like, oh, we, Vivek wants to get rid of the FBI.

00:12:10.020 Why do you think that is?

00:12:12.140 Uh, I know your thesis and I, well, I find it very humorous.

00:12:17.300 I think it's because the FBI is hunting down, uh, Trump supporters in mass.

00:12:21.940 Oh, Trump support.

00:12:23.080 You mean like financial criminals?

00:12:24.440 This is why he doesn't care about Trump.

00:12:26.660 Yeah.

00:12:27.420 Yeah.

00:12:27.580 Yeah.

00:12:27.700 This is what Vivek, Vivek just did.

00:12:30.220 Did you give, did you donate with a credit card to Vivek?

00:12:33.800 Cause he definitely sold it to his cousins in Mumbai.

00:12:36.360 Did he donate?

00:12:37.800 Did he donate to you, Clint?

00:12:39.160 No, I have not received any money from him, but he did, uh, refer to me as his cousin and

00:12:44.780 he's now putting me as a dependent on his tax returns.

00:12:46.880 So that's good.

00:12:47.140 I'm not, no, but he would though.

00:12:49.120 Like, you don't do a skill from the elderly.

00:12:52.000 So I've always heard that like the Koreans were the Jews of the Asian world.

00:12:56.080 Is it the Indians actually are like the Jews of like.

00:12:58.800 No, the, the, the, the Jeets are the orcs, dude.

00:13:01.020 They're like, all right.

00:13:02.520 So this is what, these are the numbers of the end of Vivek's little, uh, little campaign.

00:13:08.100 Hang on one second.

00:13:08.800 And I'll tell you, and there are a bunch of 33s in it too.

00:13:11.140 So you can have fun with that.

00:13:13.360 Vivek came into this race with his company worth a little over $3 a share.

00:13:17.480 That's when Clint first like felt that little tingle, like someone's going to save America.

00:13:21.520 Right.

00:13:22.540 Left the race with his company worth quadruple that.

00:13:25.420 And he sold 33 million worth of shares twice, 66, making him roughly 60 million richer than

00:13:33.320 he was last year.

00:13:34.720 And he's still not produced any products.

00:13:37.680 Understand that.

00:13:39.020 Okay.

00:13:39.740 Vivek sold $33 million worth of shares, $11 a share of his company, Royvent on January

00:13:46.160 4th, 2024 was citing that he wanted to make a significant investment in his campaign.

00:13:52.020 People are like, Oh, he spent 30 million of his own money.

00:13:54.160 Let me explain to you how a pump and dump works.

00:13:56.340 So like, right now what it is.

00:13:58.380 That's why.

00:13:59.140 Okay.

00:13:59.600 You know what?

00:14:00.060 No, no, quit.

00:14:00.640 You've got to listen to this because you're going to be taken advantage by these people.

00:14:04.820 Like, you know, there's, there's Bitcoin billionaires.

00:14:07.440 They're not, they're not, they're not, I know, I know.

00:14:10.160 I get it.

00:14:10.980 I get it.

00:14:12.780 And so what do you, so what do you have to do is you have to create a narrative to sell

00:14:16.860 your shares so it doesn't create a run.

00:14:19.120 Okay.

00:14:19.500 So Elon Musk famously did this by buying Twitter.

00:14:22.920 I legit think he bought Twitter just to sell a Tesla stock.

00:14:26.960 He's like, man, these, these goddamn deep state, like the deep state's coming.

00:14:31.480 I got to buy this shit.

00:14:32.840 So that's why I'm selling the stock.

00:14:35.140 It's definitely not that the company's failing.

00:14:37.500 It's, it's cause I need money to like save free speech.

00:14:40.280 Right.

00:14:40.480 Okay.

00:14:40.680 It's all like a joke.

00:14:41.920 So Vivek is like, I'm going to run for president.

00:14:45.180 I'm going to sell some of my stock of a company that makes nothing.

00:14:48.620 That is a financial crime that the FBI is probably looking into.

00:14:52.080 And he's like, okay, so it's pumping up, pumping up $3 to $11 in one campaign.

00:14:59.160 Cause all the trustings, why to like the vague slumdog millionaire, we're going to win.

00:15:04.960 Right.

00:15:05.700 And so then, and then he sells it, he sells it.

00:15:08.980 And then he gets to keep the money app, but even though he pumped his company.

00:15:12.880 So what is the product?

00:15:13.720 Like, how do you become worth a billion dollars at 37?

00:15:17.500 Is he like making a lot of really cool stuff?

00:15:20.080 Like, is he making like mops and cleaning products and toilets?

00:15:25.360 No, he doesn't make anything.

00:15:27.360 He's a wizard that he pumps you up.

00:15:30.260 It's called a confidence scheme.

00:15:32.180 Oh, let me tell you something.

00:15:33.900 In your stream.

00:15:35.360 And now that you're saying this, but in your stream, uh, with Luke and like Cerno and all

00:15:39.880 those people, you were in a room where behind you was a whiteboard that I assumed was written

00:15:44.060 on by Vivek.

00:15:44.940 And it had all of these bullshit motivational things.

00:15:47.460 Like remember to smile, a smile a day.

00:15:50.000 He's a doctor.

00:15:50.620 It's a bullshit, just nonsense on the board, tons of them.

00:15:52.860 And I'm like, what kind of person does this?

00:15:55.220 And now as you're describing it, I'm like, yeah, a con man does that.

00:15:58.260 It's incredible.

00:15:59.000 And I should be defending him.

00:16:00.360 This guy got me out of Twitter jail for no reason.

00:16:02.640 Like, like a year ago.

00:16:04.180 No, fucking Vivek.

00:16:05.820 How did Vivek get out of Twitter jail?

00:16:07.780 It's retarded.

00:16:08.600 I don't know.

00:16:08.960 I mean, I don't know.

00:16:09.560 Just quote tweet like, oh, where's the free speech or some bullshit like that.

00:16:12.760 I got banned.

00:16:13.020 I got banned for talking shit to Linda Yaccarino.

00:16:15.440 I told her that we should launch her into space instead of going to spaces.

00:16:20.000 They banned me.

00:16:21.140 And then like, it was a whole big thing.

00:16:22.820 They wrote articles about it.

00:16:24.720 And Vivek came to mind.

00:16:25.920 We pulled our Tim Pool strings and got one of the journalists to write it.

00:16:29.120 It was retarded.

00:16:30.100 I want to send Tim Pool back to Vietnam.

00:16:32.540 Dude, I got to say this.

00:16:34.920 You destroyed him yesterday with the, whenever he had his freak out, which Clint was on that show.

00:16:40.640 And then, and then Laura Loomer's like, listen, I don't want to sound cold hearted.

00:16:46.180 I know that you guys have like, what's that called?

00:16:48.380 A family.

00:16:48.980 You guys have like families and jobs.

00:16:51.420 Anyway, the Holocaust.

00:16:53.100 Anyway, fuck off.

00:16:53.780 All right.

00:16:54.300 So you guys have like families.

00:16:56.560 Did they dot?

00:16:57.440 What is, what is, oh, so you have to like have jobs.

00:17:00.500 You got to like be places.

00:17:01.540 You guys lost your jobs, but it was always your choice.

00:17:03.840 Okay.

00:17:04.100 What was not a choice was 6 million.

00:17:07.100 You got church.

00:17:07.680 And I'm going to get more plastic surgery.

00:17:11.920 So I look like the mask, like Jim carries the mask.

00:17:15.260 It's like, okay, you're fucking terror.

00:17:18.640 And I know it's a choice.

00:17:19.540 This is a two way street, Laura Loomer.

00:17:21.440 I had an Israeli friend in 2017, opened my eyes to something mind blowing.

00:17:26.560 I said, but, but there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

00:17:31.060 Cause I used to like Israel.

00:17:32.360 Like I used to think the Bajits were Muslims.

00:17:34.980 Okay.

00:17:35.340 I was like, oh, these fucking Muslims are shitting at me.

00:17:37.460 Yeah.

00:17:37.900 They're brown.

00:17:38.720 Well, they're all brown.

00:17:39.560 Exactly.

00:17:40.040 I'm a racist.

00:17:41.180 I'm like, right.

00:17:42.940 They're not Muslims have to be very clean.

00:17:45.200 It's like part of their religion.

00:17:46.500 The Bajits literally eat shit.

00:17:48.540 Okay.

00:17:49.400 And they think rats are like their relatives.

00:17:51.420 They like, they eat with rats.

00:17:53.480 Dude, I'm telling you it's fucking nuts.

00:17:54.960 That's Vivek.

00:17:55.680 Okay.

00:17:56.700 How much of a deep dive have you been doing into after, after Clint set you off?

00:18:01.480 As soon as he started threatening my life, I was like, you're the wrong fucking guy.

00:18:05.400 I think, you know what this was, dude?

00:18:07.180 For some reason, a couple of months ago, there was a like concerted campaign to get this Indian

00:18:11.840 street food shit going.

00:18:13.500 And ever since then it reignited my hate for them.

00:18:15.880 Like I hate, I hate a lot of different, different races, but now I'm like, I really don't like

00:18:19.920 these people.

00:18:20.260 Although there was like Tom, I think it was two years ago on Twitter whenever Indian Twitter

00:18:24.000 and black Twitter had a feud and it was one of the best feuds ever I've ever seen.

00:18:29.340 It was started.

00:18:30.120 If we can find that, if Owen has not seen that, his mind will be blown.

00:18:34.240 Well, it was, it started over the, you know, it smelled crazy in there.

00:18:38.400 Yes.

00:18:38.840 Yeah.

00:18:39.480 Yes.

00:18:40.000 And so some black guys said about, it smells crazy in there.

00:18:42.140 Yes.

00:18:42.680 And then, and then the Indians, as you know, they don't hold, now they're not necessarily

00:18:47.060 extremely funny, but they have zero like filter on what they say.

00:18:50.820 They'll literally say that.

00:18:51.440 Time stop and do pump and dumps.

00:18:52.840 Yeah.

00:18:52.920 Yeah.

00:18:53.060 They'll just be like, like I shit on you.

00:18:55.720 Fuck you.

00:18:56.300 Fucking ass.

00:18:57.080 And then they just say like, whatever, dude, there's so much worse than the Jews when it

00:19:01.060 comes, but if there's so much worse that they're better because the Jews will do like shit.

00:19:05.640 That's almost believable where they're like, Oh, and Benjamin may have a cult in an army.

00:19:10.460 And everyone's like, I mean, he has a compound, you know, it's like the budget is like, Oh,

00:19:17.240 and Benjamin is 71 year old man who killed big, big, big, and this is like, they're journalists.

00:19:24.960 Like they're literally like, it's like, Mr. Owen, Benjamin, bloody, eat pig.

00:19:31.640 Oh my God.

00:19:33.060 Mother's not only fans.

00:19:34.640 Download, download to fuck mother.

00:19:36.620 And I'm like, Oh, you're not even close.

00:19:40.480 It's retarded kvetching.

00:19:42.140 It's retarded kvetching.

00:19:43.380 Just by that mannerisms.

00:19:44.480 That's totally what that is.

00:19:45.380 To be fair, there's also a language barrier there.

00:19:48.820 Language barrier?

00:19:50.460 Dude, I started fucking with them in Hindi.

00:19:53.800 Yeah, I saw that.

00:19:54.780 I was like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

00:19:56.720 Did the elephant with the penis wants them to flush?

00:19:59.560 And I'm like, dude, I'm literally, bro, I got no joke.

00:20:05.880 I got like a hundred million impressions in like a week.

00:20:08.620 Like India banned me.

00:20:10.780 Like India's like, Oh no, fuck money.

00:20:13.900 Dude, I'm getting like, I'm getting like really intense harassment where like people are texting

00:20:20.860 me with like the geo coordinates of my farm.

00:20:23.040 This one guy's like, you make me feel so much poopy with your, and they, and they go,

00:20:28.000 I'm nice farm.

00:20:29.280 And I go, thanks.

00:20:31.180 No, no, it gets really funny.

00:20:32.400 It gets funny.

00:20:33.240 I actually made friends with the guy.

00:20:35.080 Okay.

00:20:35.480 So he goes, he goes, nice farm.

00:20:38.120 And I go, thanks.

00:20:39.280 He goes, yeah.

00:20:40.680 Like you're like a legend.

00:20:41.860 And I'm like, yeah.

00:20:43.240 And like, I didn't show fear.

00:20:44.760 Like I didn't have that fear response where it's like, I know exactly your address.

00:20:49.100 They like say my address, my phone.

00:20:50.580 I'm like, yeah, that's where I live, man.

00:20:54.780 He's like, American gun culture makes me very frightened.

00:20:58.000 And I'm like, not me.

00:21:01.100 I'm like, we love our gun culture.

00:21:03.580 I'm like, and by the way, if you ever try and like, like kill me or something, I can smell you three miles away.

00:21:10.260 I'm like, and you're, you're the only dude in Idaho.

00:21:13.180 That's five one and does this.

00:21:15.420 Like I could literally see you like way far away.

00:21:20.700 Like they are like whiz when it comes to, like they can do some tech damage.

00:21:25.320 Dude, it's part of me thinks some of them are fucking hilarious.

00:21:31.380 Like sometimes I do, like some of the digs they had on America made me laugh.

00:21:35.560 Like they called me cum skin.

00:21:38.940 That's actually super funny.

00:21:41.780 Yeah.

00:21:42.220 That's the only good slur I've ever heard for white people.

00:21:45.120 You cum skin is a great slur.

00:21:46.960 The black war, the black versus Indian war was great because it's like, it was one of those things.

00:21:50.940 It was like, I don't like either of these guys, which one is worse.

00:21:53.120 And the insults that they were like slinging at the black people, Tyler, if you can find that, you get a pay raise.

00:21:59.420 If you can find the most, the one thing I like about the Indians is they're like hilariously racist, but they do it in like, but they're so dumb that it's scary.

00:22:09.700 You know how it's almost like a retarded guy.

00:22:12.000 It's like scary when they're funny, you know?

00:22:15.380 Oh, because they mean it.

00:22:16.800 Yeah.

00:22:17.280 Like really mean it.

00:22:19.040 How is that any different for black people?

00:22:20.700 I don't understand.

00:22:21.240 No, no, but dude, Indians are way dumber than black people.

00:22:24.780 Like black people, black people are literally like Swedes compared to the Indians.

00:22:30.800 This is like another one of those things, like back in my life when I'm thinking about Indian people, they're like, oh, this guy was a doctor in India.

00:22:38.080 One guy I worked with, I swear to God, I worked in a pharmacy.

00:22:40.560 He worked next to me stocking shelves.

00:22:42.400 He was like 40 from India.

00:22:43.800 And now that you're saying this, I said, oh, what did you do in India?

00:22:46.700 He says, I was pharmacist.

00:22:48.420 And I was like, why are you not pharmacist here?

00:22:50.020 He's like, I just can't do it here.

00:22:51.240 I'm like, this guy, listen, listen, I believe them, but I'm like, dude, they're fucking full of shit.

00:22:54.380 No, there's a billion of them all the time.

00:22:56.920 And also there's no government regulations in India.

00:23:01.760 Right.

00:23:02.840 That's why they don't want the government.

00:23:04.900 And that's why they all literally live in sewage.

00:23:07.840 So I understand when people say the government's ineffective, the government's just bloated.

00:23:13.900 The government isn't a business.

00:23:16.140 The government, it's like your brain, right?

00:23:17.880 So your brain takes a quarter of the calories.

00:23:21.000 So an anarcho-capitalist like Dave Smith, the Jew, would say, we've got to save our-

00:23:28.680 That's his professional title, by the way, guys.

00:23:30.440 No, literally.

00:23:32.140 This is their fucking argument.

00:23:33.660 They're like, the arms do all the work.

00:23:35.860 And the brain has all these calories.

00:23:39.500 We should cut our fucking heads off.

00:23:45.160 They're like morons.

00:23:46.460 Okay.

00:23:46.720 So you know how you have the Indians?

00:23:50.260 Like when like Vivek comes out of a fucking basket, right?

00:23:55.300 I call it the key of J.

00:23:58.340 Okay.

00:23:59.460 It's the same fucking key as Hav and Aguila.

00:24:02.440 Watch this.

00:24:03.160 So Vivek is like, oh, bloody buddy.

00:24:06.680 Watch this.

00:24:09.680 Oh, no.

00:24:14.960 It's the scam music.

00:24:17.440 It's like, oh.

00:24:18.800 If you want to understand.

00:24:20.280 There is only two, Jandal.

00:24:22.180 We must have oil for business.

00:24:24.600 Water is wet.

00:24:25.600 Oh, too many cops.

00:24:28.300 I have Bajit.

00:24:29.020 Scares Bajit.

00:24:30.180 And then it's like, oh, my God.

00:24:32.880 Yes.

00:24:33.700 So much waste.

00:24:35.060 The government, the government is the regulatory body for the businesses.

00:24:39.520 So you have a government that grants titles to LLC, grants titles to property rights, right?

00:24:46.360 In India, if you piss off Modi, they'll fucking bulldoze your house.

00:24:50.300 How's that for a narco capitalism, right?

00:24:52.380 Oh, we have very small government.

00:24:53.940 If you don't like poopy, we bulldoze house.

00:24:56.980 There is no deed.

00:24:58.560 I'm not kidding, dude.

00:25:00.100 You have to learn these things.

00:25:02.860 I'm convinced they're like morons because Dave Smith is like a father.

00:25:07.340 I like root for the guy.

00:25:08.740 I don't think he's as evil as it would take to intentionally do this because property rights

00:25:16.240 are guaranteed by the governmental body, the LLC regulatory, all commerce.

00:25:22.620 Okay?

00:25:22.940 So when Clint's driving on the street, listen to his favorite part, Bajit's like, there

00:25:27.300 are only two tenders.

00:25:28.780 The sun is hot.

00:25:30.140 Water is wet.

00:25:30.880 He's like, finally, so much to save America.

00:25:34.000 Okay?

00:25:34.300 The fact you don't have pirates is because of the regulation of the government.

00:25:40.860 So people are like, man, the government just can't get anything done.

00:25:44.360 Okay.

00:25:45.060 Who's getting things done?

00:25:46.100 Man, Amazon.

00:25:46.900 Okay.

00:25:47.280 So what are the regulatory bodies that make it so that you can ship things with streets

00:25:52.160 and mail and have low crime?

00:25:55.180 Owen, Owen.

00:25:55.680 Like, that's the fucking government.

00:25:56.640 I don't want to interrupt you here.

00:25:57.880 I don't want to interrupt you on this rant, but I got to say this.

00:26:00.800 So next week, we're going to be in Georgia because the LP invited us.

00:26:04.820 Listen to this shit.

00:26:05.400 It's fucking retarded.

00:26:06.420 And maybe you can help us here.

00:26:07.500 They invited us to do this right after their presidential debate.

00:26:13.480 Which I mean.

00:26:14.220 The Libertarian Party presidential debate, which Toad is in.

00:26:17.040 Which Toad is in.

00:26:17.740 And Clint is moderating.

00:26:18.780 And Clint is moderating.

00:26:19.900 Like, we have our finger on the pulse of a LP presidential debate with a moderator and

00:26:31.240 somebody answering, what could we do to be the most disruptive?

00:26:36.200 Let me give you what our thesis was.

00:26:39.120 Disruptive to what, though?

00:26:40.240 No.

00:26:40.500 Hold on.

00:26:42.260 Take a shit right on the stage.

00:26:43.960 That's what we're talking about.

00:26:45.080 He's like, you're ready for no regulation?

00:26:49.660 Watch this, Tommy.

00:26:51.040 He just starts shitting.

00:26:52.200 He's like, you have red sticker on your forehead.

00:26:54.360 Come eat my shit.

00:26:56.500 Like, yeah, yeah.

00:26:57.200 That'll be super disruptive.

00:26:58.840 No, no, no.

00:26:59.280 Owen, all right.

00:26:59.840 So here's my thought process.

00:27:02.720 We want to have it so that I ask all the questions.

00:27:06.980 I set up Toad.

00:27:08.300 And so I'm going to ask the question.

00:27:10.000 You are going to actually give us the answer.

00:27:12.440 We're going to transcribe it.

00:27:13.520 And we're going to have Toad answer during an actual Libertarian Party presidential debate

00:27:17.600 with Owen Benjamin's answers.

00:27:19.180 Whatever you say, he will repeat verbatim.

00:27:21.700 I love that.

00:27:22.140 It would be Hitler quote.

00:27:23.020 So it would be like...

00:27:24.580 Like subtle Hitler quotes would be the way to go.

00:27:26.980 Like every night, I'm like...

00:27:28.960 I just...

00:27:29.500 I'm so grateful for my life.

00:27:30.780 Just the one thing I want to do is to be able to puppet Toad.

00:27:34.820 I just want to puppet him.

00:27:37.660 Yeah.

00:27:38.640 See, you've come to be a boulder buddy.

00:27:40.240 This is how you do it.

00:27:41.500 Because I used to be on the show Punk'd, and Ashton Kutcher would be in my ear.

00:27:45.560 Yeah.

00:27:45.780 And so he'd be like, dude, he'd be like, hold up the gun.

00:27:49.400 Be super scary with the gun.

00:27:50.920 I'm like, rawr, right?

00:27:52.980 And he's like, dude, one time I fucking blasted all these people.

00:27:56.540 People with a fire hose.

00:27:57.620 It's one thing that got me really into the thought of slavery.

00:28:00.160 But like...

00:28:01.540 You felt like you were back in the 50s in Alabama.

00:28:05.340 You were just like...

00:28:06.140 Unbelievable.

00:28:07.280 So all these people, all these actors are making like a scene in front of a Maxim model's car.

00:28:13.700 And I was the irate valet.

00:28:15.280 That was like the bit.

00:28:17.540 And I'll send you the video.

00:28:18.640 I remember that.

00:28:19.460 So they're out there.

00:28:21.380 And I just...

00:28:22.000 There happens to be a fire truck.

00:28:23.600 And everyone's just hanging out.

00:28:24.580 And I grabbed the fucking hose.

00:28:26.800 And I just started...

00:28:27.860 I'm like, oh, you won't move?

00:28:29.480 You won't move?

00:28:30.400 Because I need the cars to move.

00:28:32.420 I just spray everyone.

00:28:33.800 And they're like flying on the front.

00:28:35.600 And I'm like...

00:28:36.300 I was like, no!

00:28:38.100 Like I almost hear it.

00:28:40.620 Like it felt...

00:28:41.980 And it's not even about race.

00:28:43.400 It's about like...

00:28:44.400 If you can't follow along with society's basic rules.

00:28:48.040 Like you can't use a fucking toilet.

00:28:50.600 Right.

00:28:50.940 You know?

00:28:51.260 Like I'm going to spray you with a fucking hose.

00:28:54.680 Yeah.

00:28:55.280 That's like...

00:28:55.900 That's crazy.

00:28:56.960 That is our brand of anarcho-capitalism right there.

00:29:00.860 All right?

00:29:01.380 No, listen.

00:29:02.180 Because like what do you do...

00:29:03.540 There is no anarcho-capitalism.

00:29:05.000 You have to have a regulatory body.

00:29:06.820 That's like being like...

00:29:07.480 No, we have the hose.

00:29:09.000 I have the hose.

00:29:10.080 Yeah.

00:29:10.320 Private hose.

00:29:10.840 You're the one with the hose.

00:29:12.040 You're fucking...

00:29:12.580 You're just spraying down these street shitters.

00:29:13.980 That's fucking anarcho-capitalism.

00:29:15.140 Owen, you're so fucking retarded.

00:29:19.480 You're outsourcing your racism.

00:29:21.840 No, no.

00:29:22.460 Take ownership.

00:29:23.660 Don't employ cops to fucking spray down black people.

00:29:26.780 Pick up the hose and spray the black people like a fucking man.

00:29:30.420 I'm doing my job.

00:29:32.580 They're trolling you, dude.

00:29:33.580 If there's no government and no rules and everyone's a little king,

00:29:36.260 I would just start taking you guys as slaves.

00:29:38.720 I'm dead serious.

00:29:39.940 Like I would just put Clint in a van.

00:29:42.000 What would you do with the code?

00:29:42.700 And he'd be like, no, but this is not aggressive principle.

00:29:45.220 I'm like, shh, shh, shh, shh.

00:29:47.440 I'm like, you're about to do some labor on my farm.

00:29:50.560 He's like, it's a fake.

00:29:52.160 No, but we're free now.

00:29:53.520 I'm like, the only reason I didn't make you with fucking slaves

00:29:56.600 is because it was illegal.

00:29:59.480 Dave Smith there, he's like, just do what he says.

00:30:01.860 He'll give you bagels.

00:30:02.620 And I'm like...

00:30:03.620 Dude, and it's like, you can leave, but there's a moat with crocodiles.

00:30:10.580 Oh, my fucking...

00:30:11.580 I really want to know what you...

00:30:13.300 That sounds ridiculous, but like, why wouldn't that happen

00:30:16.380 without a regulatory body?

00:30:18.160 Looking at your face like big like this,

00:30:20.380 it's like your ancestors definitely had one of those hats.

00:30:23.000 They were in a fucking horse and buggy riding back to their slaves.

00:30:26.220 100%.

00:30:26.620 Like you have the exact face for it.

00:30:28.240 It's wild.

00:30:29.280 Look at his face.

00:30:29.640 I naturally, like my own property has oak trees that are growing up over the road.

00:30:36.800 Like I'm a plantation guy.

00:30:38.440 You can see the beds in the branches where the noose is hung?

00:30:41.440 No, no, no.

00:30:41.940 It's so beautiful.

00:30:43.660 We only hung fucking rapists and shit, dude.

00:30:46.700 Everyone wants to act like we just hung slaves.

00:30:49.440 It just happened to a lot.

00:30:50.200 Yeah, if you tried to rape the woman in the house, you get fucking hung.

00:30:54.660 Oh, racism.

00:30:55.740 Well, then, dude, we'd whip.

00:30:57.960 We'd whip only if you like committed a crime.

00:31:00.420 And it's a lot better than doing a nickel in San Quentin, dude.

00:31:03.460 You know?

00:31:04.960 It's like, you're going to try and steal my potatoes?

00:31:07.580 Well, then I'm going to whip you.

00:31:08.560 You're going to say you're sorry.

00:31:09.520 And then we'll go back to having a good day.

00:31:11.480 See, black people are complainers because like if you're getting whipped every time you do a crime,

00:31:14.960 like they all, the slavery was so bad.

00:31:16.540 We got whipped all the time.

00:31:17.420 I was like, but you guys do so much fucking crime.

00:31:19.760 Like that's why you kept getting whipped.

00:31:20.860 It's the funniest.

00:31:21.500 Dude, what is it?

00:31:22.440 See, we have the eye with fucking Vivek.

00:31:24.380 Everyone's like, oh, take it down.

00:31:26.660 Meanwhile, Vivek is like, Mammy, pump it down.

00:31:28.960 It's going great.

00:31:29.480 $33 million in the bank.

00:31:30.700 And it's like all these retards are just like, yeah, the FBI hates Trump.

00:31:35.500 There's no financial reasons.

00:31:38.980 Like he's just really just, I mean, he's just making such a good product with that golden tower of Babylon and his university.

00:31:47.180 Like, so you don't think there's any issues?

00:31:50.600 Like he did the fucking vaccine.

00:31:53.520 Like he was like, he's a piece of shit.

00:31:55.380 Is America, is it fucking, it's going to cure AIDS?

00:31:58.280 And people are like dying.

00:32:00.140 And the FBI is like, oh, is there some corruption?

00:32:03.000 And then Vivek's like, oh, we got to shrink the government, man.

00:32:06.440 Oh, hold on.

00:32:07.420 If the FBI, if the FBI was investigating Trump for Operation Warp Speed, I would say the FBI is doing its job.

00:32:15.560 They're not.

00:32:16.240 They're looking the other way.

00:32:17.100 Well, the fucking kids get trafficked to islands and raped by fucking former president of the United States.

00:32:20.560 Clint, Clint, Clint, now I will say if, if the FBI does get.

00:32:23.320 You guys take this to your show.

00:32:24.560 Take this to your show.

00:32:25.480 This is a funny show.

00:32:26.220 I want to, I want to tell you, I have no way that you guys.

00:32:28.760 He's making, he's making serious points.

00:32:30.640 I just, I have to.

00:32:32.260 I just want to, I just want to defend, I just want to defend arranged marriage.

00:32:35.420 Steve was his fucking friend, like literally, like Trump, and never mind, Trump would be my number one pick at this point.

00:32:42.900 I'm not voting for any of them, but my favorite one would be Trump.

00:32:46.820 He didn't rape a kid on C-SPAN.

00:32:50.860 Right?

00:32:51.580 That's it.

00:32:52.560 That's it.

00:32:53.020 That's the bar.

00:32:53.940 That's the bar.

00:32:54.360 The bar is so goddamn low.

00:32:56.680 Did he genocide?

00:32:57.760 Yeah.

00:32:58.080 But did he give you a way out if you like moved to Idaho?

00:33:00.680 Sure.

00:33:01.200 Great job, Trump.

00:33:02.520 Right?

00:33:03.400 But it's like, I'm not mad at the guy.

00:33:05.900 Fucking Trump.

00:33:06.760 Do it.

00:33:07.240 What I think is going to happen with their end times prophecies is Trump has either a foreigner or a woman vice president.

00:33:15.520 He goes to jail.

00:33:16.440 That marks the end of America.

00:33:18.500 And then Clint's like, finally, we can be free.

00:33:21.020 And then I'll show you what freedom looks like.

00:33:24.540 Also, you don't understand.

00:33:26.040 I'm on to the T-thon.

00:33:28.000 If the FBI is going to fight to see who's the slave master and who's the slave, let's fucking get it.

00:33:32.380 If the FBI is abolished.

00:33:33.660 I'm pound in Idaho.

00:33:35.420 Like, there is no competition.

00:33:38.240 It's true.

00:33:38.520 I know people that own thousands of acres, like families own it, with their own ability to raise all the food for all the people.

00:33:47.620 And meanwhile, an anarcho-capist like Dave Smith is like, yeah, but I have a Bitcoin on my phone and I have a little Jew friend who says we're going to be the big boys.

00:33:56.820 You're nothing.

00:33:58.320 I know people that can take a mountain, turn it to pebbles, sell it for $100 million, and they use that to reinvest and have more children.

00:34:07.380 Right?

00:34:07.560 Like, that's power.

00:34:09.140 You guys are like, you're like, my phone has a coin on it that says I can get pornos.

00:34:13.440 Like, you literally will be the low slaves.

00:34:18.100 You won't even be high slaves.

00:34:19.440 You'll be like the guy that, like, cleans toilets.

00:34:23.160 The funniest part.

00:34:23.960 There will still be toilets under a president, Vivek?

00:34:28.220 This seems totally misaligned.

00:34:29.700 I love the thought of the...

00:34:31.160 I think it's the one world system.

00:34:33.300 So, what I think probably would happen, because Trump's a lovable con man who's owned by Jews.

00:34:37.640 Let's all be honest.

00:34:39.020 You know, in the 80s, he fell into some debt.

00:34:42.340 Some guys bought him.

00:34:43.880 Right?

00:34:44.620 So, he had to sell his daughter to the fucking...

00:34:47.200 To Jared Kushner, who was Netanyahu's godson.

00:34:50.300 Right?

00:34:50.480 Like, you could see it.

00:34:51.460 Right?

00:34:51.640 You can, like, see it with your eyes.

00:34:53.480 So...

00:34:53.920 But he's cool.

00:34:54.520 He's funny.

00:34:55.100 Like, he's like, I don't...

00:34:57.100 I'm saying anchor baby.

00:34:59.260 I'm not going to be PC.

00:35:00.800 Meanwhile, he's just flooding America with Mexicans.

00:35:03.580 Everybody's like...

00:35:04.500 Everybody's like, yeah!

00:35:05.840 He gets it.

00:35:06.560 He's like, these anchor babies are coming in.

00:35:08.760 I'm getting five bucks a head.

00:35:10.960 Like, you understand?

00:35:11.640 Like, being against PC doesn't mean a goddamn thing.

00:35:15.120 If someone's like, these anchor babies, and someone's like, oh, Donald, it's immigrant child.

00:35:20.760 He's like, listen, cunt.

00:35:22.340 It's anchor baby.

00:35:23.700 Can't find him.

00:35:24.540 We're flooding with him.

00:35:26.480 It's like, so what's the fucking point?

00:35:28.440 Right?

00:35:29.060 I agree.

00:35:29.420 I love the thought of you, like, enslaving an Indian guy and then putting him on, like, latrine duty.

00:35:35.560 And he's just sitting there and he's, like, starts sneaking, eating his shit.

00:35:38.100 He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, every time he eats his shit.

00:35:41.640 He's like, stop it.

00:35:44.080 No, like, that's what I would do with them.

00:35:46.940 I would take the Pajits.

00:35:48.820 I would put them on sewage duty.

00:35:50.660 And people would be like, well, what do you do with all this shit to poop?

00:35:53.200 I'm like.

00:35:54.540 They're just so happy.

00:35:56.500 They just eat their, like, mold, you know?

00:35:58.780 I assume they only eat cow shit because they think it's, like, it's special, right?

00:36:02.840 Or do they eat their own shit?

00:36:03.440 Well, we have a little video if Top Lobster would like to show you.

00:36:06.080 Yeah, I would like to educate me.

00:36:08.560 I will.

00:36:08.900 Have you seen the video where he says exactly the same word for word lines of Obama?

00:36:14.840 Oh, yeah.

00:36:15.260 I saw you.

00:36:15.600 You posted that, didn't you?

00:36:17.080 Oh, but that's not compelling enough.

00:36:19.140 No.

00:36:19.280 He's literally a George Soros clone.

00:36:22.800 Like, you don't see that.

00:36:24.000 Like, how do people not see that?

00:36:25.680 He got a fucking, he got a scholarship to law school from George Soros' brother, who's a conservative.

00:36:31.960 Oh, they're all just such a good guy.

00:36:33.320 I want to hear of them eating shit.

00:36:35.180 This is the bodies of wealth that is Lakshmi.

00:36:37.860 She's staying here at the place where cow dung comes out.

00:36:41.040 So, in the way, there is wealth in the utilization of cow dung.

00:36:45.080 There it is.

00:36:45.960 So, this is why the cows are sacred and they keep them alive because they want to eat their shit.

00:36:50.200 Bro, watch, just watch, just starting.

00:36:52.680 They brush their teeth with it.

00:36:55.020 What?

00:36:55.520 No.

00:36:56.460 Watch.

00:36:56.980 Health and beauty products.

00:36:58.580 This is a cow dung.

00:36:59.720 It all gives a very soothing effect on the skin.

00:37:03.380 These sacred stuff.

00:37:04.260 Bro, I'm telling you the truth.

00:37:05.640 I told everyone the truth about the trans kids.

00:37:07.620 No one listened to me.

00:37:08.720 This is like a how it's made, but in India.

00:37:11.020 Dude, they eat shit.

00:37:12.260 Oh, my God.

00:37:12.820 Oh, no.

00:37:13.440 Some calls from beauty parlors from Canada.

00:37:16.000 Bro, watch this.

00:37:17.360 They're fucking morons.

00:37:22.240 No, no.

00:37:23.520 Oh, my God.

00:37:25.240 Dude, this is a David Attenborough documentary.

00:37:29.040 This is in fucking 4chan.

00:37:31.140 It's like they're animals.

00:37:33.360 You just make it.

00:37:34.220 What the fuck is happening in his natural habitat?

00:37:36.500 Let's protect you from pyro.

00:37:37.800 All right.

00:37:38.460 All right.

00:37:38.540 And show the Obama video.

00:37:41.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:42.440 I've seen this.

00:37:42.860 Go ahead.

00:37:43.220 Run it.

00:37:43.780 Oh, yeah.

00:37:44.220 It's like, oh, it's been a Democratic or Republican.

00:37:47.100 These are not Democrat ideas or Republican ideas.

00:37:50.340 This is an American idea.

00:37:51.940 These are fundamentally American ideals.

00:37:55.860 Imagine they were driving a car and they drove it into the ditch.

00:38:01.560 If somebody has repeatedly crashed your car,

00:38:04.140 you can't have the keys back.

00:38:05.660 Do you want to turn over the keys to the same people who crashed it?

00:38:08.180 You said Russia in the 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back.

00:38:13.020 I have a newsflash.

00:38:13.820 The USSR does not exist anymore.

00:38:15.500 You know, the Cold War has been over for 20 years.

00:38:17.980 It fell back in 1990.

00:38:19.920 A skinny guy with a funny name.

00:38:21.740 Who the heck is this skinny guy with a funny last name?

00:38:24.640 But they sense deep in their bones.

00:38:26.680 I believe deep in my bones.

00:38:28.680 De pluribus unum.

00:38:30.520 Out of many, one.

00:38:32.660 We are one people.

00:38:34.180 I have a dream that we can be one people again.

00:38:36.880 Clint, you're like a moron.

00:38:37.880 I'm not going to read speeches with my others.

00:38:39.060 What you're going to get from me is my bone deep.

00:38:42.500 He got you there, bitch.

00:38:44.820 Literally, Clint is like, no, but Soros' brother was just trying to help the slum dog.

00:38:49.860 He was a WEF guy.

00:38:52.520 He's literally a lying con artist moron.

00:38:55.980 Like, you can't see that.

00:38:58.940 Like, you literally can't see that.

00:39:00.880 How do you not see that?

00:39:02.280 Because I've actually researched it, and you're talking out of your ass.

00:39:05.200 Don't make me be serious, Owen.

00:39:06.600 I'm just trying to laugh at this shit.

00:39:07.900 All right, all right, all right.

00:39:08.960 I think either you two should take on your own show,

00:39:10.900 or we should bring this to a four-pony voice later.

00:39:12.400 Oh, here we go.

00:39:12.800 This is the best.

00:39:13.580 Oh, here we go.

00:39:14.000 Oh, yep, yep, yep.

00:39:14.840 I've been waiting for this one.

00:39:16.300 They watched the whole couch hit with Dove soap.

00:39:20.220 Let's do mailbag first.

00:39:21.760 We're at 40 minutes.

00:39:22.460 We should do mailbag, and then come back to racism.

00:39:25.080 Yeah, that's fine.

00:39:25.680 That's a good name, fine.

00:39:26.480 Let's fucking do some mailbag.

00:39:27.200 I think we should sprinkle some racism in during the mailbag.

00:39:30.860 Highs and lows.

00:39:31.480 Highs and lows, you know?

00:39:33.200 But you think I'm being too mean?

00:39:35.080 No, no, no.

00:39:35.620 No.

00:39:36.380 No.

00:39:38.160 We're just trying not to go into, like, theory and bird mode.

00:39:41.300 Oh, isn't you happy mean or not?

00:39:41.780 I have a whip.

00:39:43.460 I have a whip.

00:39:45.920 Oh, and we went to his house.

00:39:47.500 We went to Clint's house, and then after he offered us to stay at his house,

00:39:51.680 the next episode, we destroyed everything about his house and his life.

00:39:55.080 Like, we are really trying to kill Clint.

00:39:57.920 I love this shit.

00:39:58.620 Before it was Toad, and now it's like,

00:39:59.900 I realize every episode we get meaner to him,

00:40:02.300 and he's, like, the most successful.

00:40:03.620 Doesn't matter.

00:40:04.320 Fucking do the mailbag.

00:40:05.180 Let's go.

00:40:05.500 Can everybody just acknowledge the role of the government?

00:40:08.960 No.

00:40:09.500 We have a government system in Tower Gang.

00:40:12.060 You literally don't think that you need a regulatory body of any kind?

00:40:15.980 You do.

00:40:16.480 I think that a voluntary association is adequate.

00:40:20.280 It doesn't have to be coercive.

00:40:21.320 I don't have to be forced to pay for fucking roads, Owen.

00:40:23.680 I don't have to be forced to pay for the fucking mail.

00:40:25.520 Oh, no.

00:40:26.220 Guys, get a podcast.

00:40:27.720 Get a podcast.

00:40:28.660 He's asking me, seriously.

00:40:30.080 You need a hierarchy, and as the king in this situation.

00:40:33.000 I don't know if you heard about this guy named Murray Rothbaum.

00:40:35.520 We're going to the fucking mailbag right now.

00:40:37.260 No, you guys literally think that you just put people together and peace and prosperity breaks out?

00:40:42.840 Do you literally think that?

00:40:44.060 No.

00:40:44.360 Only if they're white.

00:40:46.560 Only if they're white.

00:40:47.720 Have you ever ordered a pizza?

00:40:49.060 You develop a treasury immediately.

00:40:52.500 It's like, okay, let's all chip on and out of pizza.

00:40:54.720 Who's going to hold the money?

00:40:56.040 Who's going to go get the pizza?

00:40:57.740 Who's going to be responsible?

00:40:58.700 Literally, you start, oh, you took two pieces.

00:41:02.240 You didn't pitch in for that.

00:41:04.180 There should be some kind of justice, right?

00:41:07.560 Literally, it happens with one goddamn pizza.

00:41:10.860 You're describing anarchism.

00:41:12.380 It works just fine.

00:41:13.220 No, do you know about Hans-Hermann Hoppe?

00:41:14.660 You're describing anarchism.

00:41:15.580 It works just fine.

00:41:16.360 I pizza by Owen Benjamin.

00:41:17.740 Have you heard of David Friedman?

00:41:19.480 Dude, it really sucks whenever you start bringing up.

00:41:21.640 I'll name a few more Jews if you haven't.

00:41:23.240 Yeah, I was about to say, it really sucks whenever you bring up libertarian thinkers to Owen

00:41:27.160 because he's just like, Jew, Jew.

00:41:29.140 That was another one.

00:41:30.360 I mean, every single one of them is like, we just let everyone do their thing.

00:41:35.680 Meanwhile, they literally have a mafia over your currency.

00:41:38.920 You fucking retard.

00:41:40.240 Right.

00:41:41.460 And I oppose that.

00:41:42.200 The central bank will decide exactly who gets money and who doesn't without any regulation

00:41:47.640 at all.

00:41:48.220 Right.

00:41:48.480 So everybody's fucking currency.

00:41:50.660 You support the central bank.

00:41:51.980 You're supporting the federal government right now.

00:41:54.080 God, there's no way you don't see this, right?

00:41:56.920 You really don't see it?

00:41:58.240 I really don't see how I'm the one supporting the central bank.

00:42:00.980 What money would you use?

00:42:03.040 I wouldn't use that.

00:42:04.100 I know I can come across as mean.

00:42:06.720 Without.

00:42:08.520 Like, if there wasn't a government, like, what money would you use?

00:42:11.320 I love that you just brought the volume out.

00:42:13.120 You just said the same thing.

00:42:13.840 Yeah, I will.

00:42:14.600 You should have been, you should have just ate it with the cunt.

00:42:17.080 You fucking dickhead.

00:42:17.940 But, like, what money would you use?

00:42:20.940 Owen, Owen, I would love to do this with you when I'm trying not to be funny.

00:42:24.840 Or, yeah.

00:42:25.340 No, no, but just answer the goddamn question.

00:42:31.020 No, it's like, listen, we're going to take our funny hats off and we can have a serious

00:42:36.740 conversation, but we'll never actually have it because we don't have any answers.

00:42:40.280 We will have it.

00:42:41.180 We will have it.

00:42:42.060 Well, Owen, let me answer politely.

00:42:44.560 What we would use is a measure of exchange that is voluntarily agreed upon in some instances.

00:42:50.480 How do you centralize it?

00:42:52.200 How do you centralize that?

00:42:52.840 You wouldn't centralize it.

00:42:54.500 You don't centralize.

00:42:54.980 Have you ever sold your own chicken before, you fucking retard?

00:42:58.100 Hold on.

00:42:58.620 I raise all my own money and have a farm stand.

00:43:02.120 Have you ever once sold anything yourself besides your words?

00:43:08.440 No, what do you sell?

00:43:09.360 Do you sell, like, what do you sell?

00:43:10.520 I've built and sold houses, Owen, as a matter of fact.

00:43:14.180 How would you agree upon that?

00:43:16.060 Would you be like, okay, so.

00:43:17.460 You fucking faggot.

00:43:21.840 Oh, boy, oh, boy.

00:43:24.140 Oh, boy, oh, boy.

00:43:25.660 He really is a Pajit.

00:43:28.460 You fucking shitty bastard, you?

00:43:31.480 You literally have shit on your forehead, you're calling people names.

00:43:38.600 All right, listen.

00:43:39.560 So when you build one of your houses, what would you do?

00:43:42.320 What would you agree upon with the currency?

00:43:44.540 Like, how would you do that voluntarily?

00:43:46.600 Would you be like.

00:43:47.140 That would be a naturally derived currency that is.

00:43:50.760 Natural?

00:43:51.380 What's the product?

00:43:52.740 It would be agreed upon by the network of people exchanging in the free market, Owen.

00:43:57.040 Just as gold served that role before the central bank.

00:44:00.220 You want to know why gold, you want to know why, because gold requires a lot of resources

00:44:04.140 to get it out of the fucking ground.

00:44:05.520 Yeah, it requires labor, yes.

00:44:06.460 Oh, church job.

00:44:07.400 Right, and then you centralize it, and then you find the gold mine, and then you put an

00:44:11.900 army around it.

00:44:13.020 Oh, oh, but no, but everyone just holds hands and sings kubayah.

00:44:16.260 No.

00:44:16.300 Jerks love the pig.

00:44:17.800 No, no, no, no.

00:44:19.420 You're not understanding.

00:44:20.920 The government is allowing you to do, like, you're not going to win in this anarcho-capitalist

00:44:26.500 world.

00:44:26.700 You want to go to the Sudan?

00:44:27.980 You want to go to an area with a fallen government?

00:44:30.320 Owen, you and I would fucking absolutely dominate this planet if there was no government.

00:44:35.780 What are you talking about?

00:44:36.080 That's not true at all.

00:44:37.300 No, you're wrong.

00:44:37.960 We would absolutely crush everybody.

00:44:39.600 No, no, no.

00:44:40.180 No, like, people with those pathological fantasies like you would get crushed immediately.

00:44:44.900 No, no, no.

00:44:45.220 I have friends.

00:44:46.000 No, no, no.

00:44:46.720 Okay.

00:44:47.280 You're six foot eight.

00:44:48.580 You're six foot eight.

00:44:49.420 You would be some sort of king.

00:44:50.760 I would be a duke.

00:44:51.420 We would fuck shit up.

00:44:52.160 It'd be awesome.

00:44:53.040 Do you, like, jerk off thinking about this stuff?

00:44:55.060 No.

00:44:55.420 In reality.

00:44:56.460 No, we're just up to them shitting on people.

00:44:58.840 Yeah.

00:44:59.020 Right.

00:45:00.020 In reality.

00:45:01.300 Okay, okay.

00:45:02.080 So I'll give you a case study.

00:45:03.260 I don't know how to debate this when I'm, like, half serious, half funny.

00:45:06.340 It's fucking tough.

00:45:07.100 All right, go ahead.

00:45:07.560 Take it to Liberty Lockdown.

00:45:08.860 Go ahead, go ahead.

00:45:09.800 Okay, so when the government fell in Iraq, all the people like you ran out in the streets to

00:45:15.180 be little kings, right?

00:45:16.220 You know what we did?

00:45:16.920 We killed all of them.

00:45:18.860 Right.

00:45:19.320 The next time we went to Iraq, they were all dead, and then we started setting up a system

00:45:24.220 there that made sense, because, like, when the Iraqi government fell, and there was no

00:45:28.000 more order, and all you little kings came out, and we're like, I'm finally get to shit

00:45:31.580 on people.

00:45:32.160 Ready?

00:45:33.480 We just killed all of you, right?

00:45:35.480 Right, right.

00:45:35.980 And my friend said the first Iraq, like, when Baghdad fell, and everyone could be free,

00:45:40.600 and the spirits were released, right?

00:45:42.480 People are fucking kids.

00:45:43.640 They're stealing.

00:45:44.140 Everyone's going nuts.

00:45:44.800 You just kill all of them, right?

00:45:46.620 And then it's farming.

00:45:48.260 So the next time you come, you have the people that didn't do that.

00:45:52.100 You have a higher moral standard.

00:45:53.760 Then you set up a system with sewage, and then you start having an ability.

00:45:59.920 Now, I would love to talk to you about reforming government, like property tax, or, like, I

00:46:06.140 see a role for blockchain in government spending.

00:46:09.680 Like, I would like to be able to see what they spend their money on.

00:46:13.040 Yeah, great.

00:46:13.320 But to say to get rid of the government is good is literally retarded.

00:46:18.280 Okay, that's fine.

00:46:18.860 It's liberty and retarded.

00:46:20.000 Would you be okay with abolishing the Federal Reserve?

00:46:23.100 Not without a replacement.

00:46:25.880 You haven't even thought about it.

00:46:27.240 Yes, I have.

00:46:28.280 Oh, really?

00:46:29.040 Is it Bitcoin?

00:46:30.340 Is it Bitcoin or is it Rivera?

00:46:32.340 Or is it Doge?

00:46:35.660 It's the Bitcoin.

00:46:36.880 Tell us.

00:46:37.140 I can't possibly know what it would be.

00:46:40.720 I'll tell you exactly what would happen, Clint.

00:46:42.740 You'd fall into poverty, okay?

00:46:44.760 Because what happened, the Federal...

00:46:46.260 No, no, no.

00:46:46.900 Clint, just listen.

00:46:48.560 The Federal Reserve has created a world reserve currency based on debt called the dollar.

00:46:54.380 It's how we have our tentacles.

00:46:56.140 Just listen.

00:46:57.600 It's how we have our...

00:46:58.540 No, just seriously listen.

00:46:59.760 I know you think this is all funny, and it is funny.

00:47:01.680 I'm having a good time.

00:47:02.280 Black people, ha, ha, right?

00:47:06.000 We have our power based on debt.

00:47:09.500 This is evil, right?

00:47:11.980 But it's where your wealth comes from.

00:47:14.460 So we get to import all of this shit.

00:47:16.740 Whenever another country wants to have a gold standard, we fucking knock them down, right?

00:47:21.000 We say terrorism, Muslim, whatever the fuck it is.

00:47:23.280 I understand that.

00:47:24.400 That's tribal shit.

00:47:25.920 That's tribal.

00:47:26.360 That's not a government doing it.

00:47:27.980 It's people doing it.

00:47:29.860 Oh, really, Clint?

00:47:30.720 When you shit on someone, they'll kill you.

00:47:33.160 You understand?

00:47:33.720 That's how the world works, right?

00:47:35.120 Oh, you're just going to call the police and there's a monopoly on violence.

00:47:38.780 If there's no monopoly on violence, if you offended someone or you shit on them or you gave them a bad deal, they would murder you and there would be no repercussions.

00:47:46.400 That's how it's...

00:47:47.260 Right, right.

00:47:47.680 You understand that.

00:47:48.140 Which is a high-trust, high-respect civilization, yes.

00:47:51.920 We don't live in a high-trust, high-respect civilization.

00:47:54.280 You know why?

00:47:54.780 Because we live under the biggest government in human history.

00:47:56.700 No, that's retarded.

00:47:57.900 It's population...

00:47:58.900 Oh, interesting.

00:47:59.220 Because it correlates with the expansion of the government, does it not?

00:48:02.500 Just think.

00:48:03.140 Just be a guy who thinks.

00:48:04.800 I was just thinking, and I just totally countered your point.

00:48:07.220 You put a red dot on your head.

00:48:09.900 That's literally what women whores do in India.

00:48:13.660 If you don't think.

00:48:15.300 I don't trust Clint because he dotted his beef tonight.

00:48:18.620 No, no.

00:48:19.040 You deserve this.

00:48:20.260 And you have to think what a dollar is.

00:48:23.260 So after World...

00:48:24.320 You know how Breckenridge happened and all that?

00:48:26.380 Like, I know the Jews you listen to have like, we got to get rid of the Federal Reserve, but

00:48:29.700 what would replace it, right?

00:48:31.380 So gold, silver.

00:48:33.060 Breckenridge is a dope ski resort, but that's not what you're talking about.

00:48:36.160 I feel like Owen has been wanting to do this to Dave, but he got...

00:48:40.500 I'm ignoring him.

00:48:42.100 I'm doing the right thing.

00:48:43.160 And Clint responded.

00:48:44.500 And you know what, Clint?

00:48:45.680 You might deserve it because you have technically been daved by proxy in the libertarian sphere

00:48:50.240 for a very long time.

00:48:51.240 You're my Ukraine.

00:48:54.780 I love that.

00:48:55.660 I love that top.

00:48:56.620 I want to fight Russia, but I can't.

00:49:00.780 So I have to bomb fucking Ukraine.

00:49:03.340 I love this so much because top 100% nailed it.

00:49:07.080 It was just like...

00:49:07.760 You nailed it.

00:49:08.100 You absolutely nailed it.

00:49:08.500 You got the surrogate.

00:49:09.360 I want to say all this to Dave Smith and Michael Malice, but they hide behind NATO.

00:49:14.880 You have to fucking go to Ukraine to do it.

00:49:17.120 You know what money is, Malice.

00:49:20.560 Your parents are bankers.

00:49:22.080 I'm going to let you continue to explain to me what money is as if I'm an infant.

00:49:25.400 But I just want you to be aware.

00:49:27.780 I'm not Jewish, so respect me a little bit.

00:49:29.800 Go ahead.

00:49:30.940 Okay, so do you think this is backed by gold?

00:49:33.940 No.

00:49:34.580 You know it's not, right?

00:49:35.500 No.

00:49:35.640 Okay.

00:49:35.920 Correct.

00:49:36.320 What is it backed by?

00:49:37.740 It's backed by the full faith and trust of the federal government.

00:49:41.300 It's backed by nothing.

00:49:43.000 No, it is backed by some.

00:49:44.160 It's backed by force and control.

00:49:45.300 No, it's backed by the military-industrial complex.

00:49:48.320 Sure.

00:49:48.480 Do you know what the purpose of the military-industrial complex is?

00:49:51.960 To make money.

00:49:52.940 To maintain the U.S. dollar as a reserve currency of the world.

00:49:55.420 Maintain a cost of flow of kids getting good.

00:49:57.000 How do they do that?

00:49:57.440 I agree with that.

00:49:57.840 What did we take from England?

00:49:59.900 They topple any government.

00:50:00.840 We control the trade routes.

00:50:03.400 That is well with the Navy, sure.

00:50:04.900 Yes.

00:50:05.040 Oh, that is well.

00:50:05.700 That's the entire purpose.

00:50:07.180 That's not the entire purpose.

00:50:08.960 Oh, okay.

00:50:10.660 We control all the trade in the world, right?

00:50:13.540 That's why it's called the bank.

00:50:15.960 Listen.

00:50:16.960 Banks of the river, currency, afloat, above water, frozen assets.

00:50:22.480 Are you underwater?

00:50:23.080 It's all about controlling the oceans, right?

00:50:25.140 The currency, right?

00:50:26.180 You understand that?

00:50:26.800 The Holy Sea.

00:50:28.100 So we have the military.

00:50:30.020 Oh, just listen.

00:50:32.500 No, dude.

00:50:33.480 This reminds me.

00:50:33.740 He's writing you off as conspiracy right now, and I fucking hate it.

00:50:37.720 I'm not.

00:50:38.120 The reason I fucking shake up my head is because he's so goddamn condescending.

00:50:42.880 Go ahead.

00:50:43.600 I'm 100% right.

00:50:46.080 Okay.

00:50:46.580 It's not even a debate.

00:50:48.480 Our military controls all the trades.

00:50:50.920 When you go, get rid of the military, who would want us to get rid of our domination over the trade?

00:50:56.500 Huh?

00:50:56.960 Is there another country that has a central location that wants to dominate world trade?

00:51:02.660 Huh?

00:51:03.200 Who is Dave Smith?

00:51:04.220 Who is Michael Maus?

00:51:05.200 Who are all these goddamn libertarians?

00:51:06.980 Do they all wear the same hat?

00:51:09.260 Right?

00:51:10.600 Oh, oh.

00:51:11.800 Is it small?

00:51:12.700 Yeah.

00:51:13.080 Okay.

00:51:13.740 What would happen if America stopped funding its military?

00:51:17.800 What would happen to our money, Clint?

00:51:20.560 It would become paper, worthless.

00:51:22.740 Not right.

00:51:23.040 Oh, yeah.

00:51:23.660 You would become impoverished.

00:51:25.900 Okay.

00:51:26.360 You would have no access to food.

00:51:28.500 You could build your six houses from what?

00:51:30.280 Home Depot lumber that comes from Canada because we put them in debt?

00:51:33.160 I don't disagree with any of this,

00:51:34.440 but the issue is that it's going to come to an end anyways.

00:51:37.180 So what's your replacement?

00:51:38.880 Is your replacement a whole boatload of Jews?

00:51:41.700 Yes.

00:51:42.320 I don't even understand what that means.

00:51:43.280 Can we do a mailbag?

00:51:44.060 No, no.

00:51:44.380 Bitcoin, the arrow, the coin, the whole boatload of Jew, the coin, yeah.

00:51:50.640 And they own the load.

00:51:51.480 People want to do exchanging.

00:51:52.860 The Vakram Swami is your solution to American dominance using the Federal Reserve as a weapon?

00:51:58.180 No.

00:51:58.460 That's your answer?

00:51:59.620 No.

00:51:59.840 A guy who eats cow shit.

00:52:04.860 He broke his gong.

00:52:06.660 All right.

00:52:07.360 All right.

00:52:07.840 No.

00:52:08.140 I think we need to take this over to mailbag.

00:52:10.120 I think this conversation needs to be had on Liberty Lockdown.

00:52:12.260 For those of you that have been vaccine damaged, I'm talking this way because it's entertaining.

00:52:16.820 I'm not mad at all.

00:52:18.520 I'm not mad at Clint.

00:52:19.840 I'm not mad at anyone.

00:52:21.220 I think you're a little bit mad at Dave.

00:52:23.060 He's a signifier.

00:52:23.900 A little mad at Dave.

00:52:25.200 I am, dude.

00:52:27.920 You're so right.

00:52:29.660 It's such a proxy war.

00:52:31.140 Fucking sticky tape.

00:52:32.880 I need to hide the dwarf king, Rogan.

00:52:36.700 It'd be so funny.

00:52:37.940 What's weird is my mind has literally been armed via proxy by part of the problem.

00:52:42.040 So Dave is literally using you as a proxy soldier.

00:52:44.300 You are fighting with Dave as a proxy.

00:52:46.040 Yeah.

00:52:47.120 In the conspiracy world, we'd call Clint a homunculus.

00:52:51.660 That's what you're performing as.

00:52:53.940 I'm not familiar with this.

00:52:54.980 I will give you credit with anarcho-capitalism where it's due.

00:52:58.200 I actually live as close to your gay little theories as possible.

00:53:02.860 Right.

00:53:03.060 That's why I know so much about it.

00:53:05.340 Yeah.

00:53:05.600 I actually have a well.

00:53:07.140 I actually have no debt.

00:53:08.260 I actually sell food and silver.

00:53:10.160 I actually am like armed to the teeth with tons of friends around me with drugs.

00:53:13.700 I know.

00:53:13.960 This is why I don't understand why you hate it.

00:53:16.040 No, no, no.

00:53:16.080 That's why I know it's ridiculous.

00:53:18.220 Okay.

00:53:18.660 Explain.

00:53:18.960 Because we are operating within the system that provides the structure of land itself.

00:53:24.420 Like I get in these conversations with people that are like, just stay up in my land.

00:53:30.140 Okay.

00:53:30.460 Who guarantees your property rights?

00:53:34.160 Well, the government.

00:53:35.240 Fucking do.

00:53:36.580 Right?

00:53:36.880 It's like, okay.

00:53:37.880 So you would have to have a private army.

00:53:40.360 Like our answer, I'm a direct descendant from William Clark, from Lewis and Clark, right?

00:53:44.820 Lewis and Clark, yeah.

00:53:45.600 I have genetic and somewhat literary history of what happened.

00:53:51.960 And it was hard.

00:53:53.640 Like you fucking want, like the most people that want to talk this game don't know.

00:53:58.600 You're like, you got to be a fucking warlord.

00:54:00.340 And that's hard, dude.

00:54:01.600 It's like, your whole life is defending against upstart governments called gangs and cartels.

00:54:07.720 A gang or cartel is nothing more than a government that hasn't went public yet.

00:54:13.000 And unless you understand that, you're being insincere.

00:54:16.640 No, I totally understand it.

00:54:17.920 So like a cartel right now, like a cartel will start becoming the government of Southern Arizona,

00:54:22.560 Southern Texas, right?

00:54:23.620 Because they inflict the violence.

00:54:25.420 So now that government no longer has monopoly on violence, they're more afraid of the cartel.

00:54:29.180 The cartel will kill rapists and murderers, people like the cartel.

00:54:32.800 Here's 10%, you can grow your opium on my property, right?

00:54:35.720 That's the government.

00:54:37.000 They're just a young upstart.

00:54:39.760 And then they grow, they go public, they become Walmart, and there you go.

00:54:43.300 You got another United States government.

00:54:44.600 So what's the point?

00:54:45.940 The point is living, be in the world, not of it.

00:54:48.900 So it's like, that's their game.

00:54:51.220 That's what they do.

00:54:52.820 We can be a narco-capitalist minded within our part of the world.

00:54:57.540 So if we want to talk with them, we have to be them.

00:55:01.480 In order to fight those guys, you have to have an army.

00:55:04.780 You have to have a gang.

00:55:05.620 You have to have a bank.

00:55:06.780 And now you're just trying to be them.

00:55:09.440 I think the thing is, you know, libertarians, because I was like way-

00:55:12.540 That's what I just made a solid.

00:55:13.640 I was way radicalized on libertarianism.

00:55:17.080 That's what you have to be willing to do.

00:55:18.580 I was radicalized.

00:55:19.700 You would not, Toad.

00:55:20.260 But I would take your property with one beer and a stick.

00:55:25.540 I would have a stick and a beer, and I would have your entire house.

00:55:31.920 Sorry for calling you a retard a bunch, Clint.

00:55:33.940 I don't think you're a retard.

00:55:36.360 I'm like white trash.

00:55:37.800 So it's like, growing up, it's like when me and my friends would fight, it would be like so abusive.

00:55:42.900 So I like to think that he also-

00:55:45.720 Let me also apologize real quick, because I don't think you're a faggot.

00:55:48.080 I think you probably are married and have kids, and I apologize.

00:55:50.040 I did not take offense when you called me.

00:55:51.640 Like, that's the thing is, I don't get offended at all by that shit.

00:55:53.980 I don't either.

00:55:54.820 I wasn't offended at all.

00:55:56.040 This was fucking awesome.

00:55:57.140 He just-

00:55:57.540 I'm not just saying it for the audience, because I know that the audience might be like,

00:56:00.720 oh, Owen's like a tyrant for Clint.

00:56:02.680 Like, he just wants to fucking kill Clint.

00:56:05.400 No.

00:56:05.600 Because I can tell the guy in the Brady Bunch corner up here with the glasses, like,

00:56:09.520 things are going a little far.

00:56:10.660 I would call Dave.

00:56:11.320 Dave Smith, yeah, things are going a little-

00:56:16.280 Shut it down.

00:56:17.500 He gets the shut it down call.

00:56:20.260 Shut up is more narrow.

00:56:22.120 Just to clarify, I agree with you that government is the largest gang.

00:56:27.700 I mean, that's essentially what it is.

00:56:29.160 But that's why the libertarians oppose it so much, is that at some point, a government becomes unjust.

00:56:35.280 For instance, the federal government today is actively flooding our country with illegal immigrants.

00:56:41.540 Actively.

00:56:42.320 And they are-

00:56:42.660 We're just glossing over that they tried to kill us.

00:56:45.320 And they tried to kill us, like, two years ago.

00:56:47.220 Yeah, and they also mandated that we put a fucking toxic serum in our body.

00:56:51.220 We're going to definitely have to-

00:56:52.180 I agree with everything I'm saying, but, like, the thing that I find so convoluted is Vivek is a pharmaceutical pump-and-dump billionaire and Donald Trump-

00:57:03.100 I mean, so when people are like, oh, yeah, Vivek, it's like, he's literally the guy that-

00:57:08.300 Like, his company provided part of the vaccine.

00:57:12.620 Okay?

00:57:12.940 So, like, how are you possibly supporting him?

00:57:16.260 Owen, here's what you're missing.

00:57:18.480 That's the only choices, man.

00:57:20.320 Like, this is-

00:57:20.780 You're talking about the Libertarian Party.

00:57:22.500 Right now, my friend is in New Hampshire.

00:57:24.360 Wait up.

00:57:24.840 Reid's in New Hampshire.

00:57:25.640 He texted me from his fucking flip phone because he used to do this show.

00:57:29.520 And he just went off-grid.

00:57:31.060 He texted me.

00:57:31.820 He's like, I guess I'll vote for Trump.

00:57:33.240 He went Owen Benjamin lifestyle.

00:57:33.920 He said, I guess I'll vote for Trump.

00:57:35.380 You're crushing.

00:57:36.360 What's that?

00:57:36.640 Since Vivek is out.

00:57:38.260 This is how bad the options are.

00:57:40.220 And here's why it comes full circle.

00:57:41.940 This was supposed to be Dave Smith.

00:57:44.520 The Libertarian Party was hinged on Dave Smith doing this.

00:57:47.360 I could have gotten him elected if he was a friend to me.

00:57:51.860 He didn't want to do it.

00:57:53.100 He didn't want to do it.

00:57:54.120 And now they're supporting street shitters.

00:57:56.300 Do you see how confused and frazzled they are?

00:57:57.920 It's a paradigm shift, though.

00:58:00.000 So, if you guys want to really take back liberty,

00:58:02.660 start with, like, what you're doing is literally better than voting.

00:58:06.380 It's like, grow your own food.

00:58:08.500 Start homeschooling.

00:58:09.780 Promote, you know, like, local supply chain.

00:58:12.160 Like, that's literally how you win.

00:58:14.120 Agreed.

00:58:14.400 And then also, look at judges.

00:58:16.840 I'll vote all day for sheriffs and judges

00:58:18.840 because I actually think local liberties.

00:58:22.380 Yeah, it matters.

00:58:23.640 Just so you know, and I don't want to get serious,

00:58:26.040 but that's what the whole Mises Caucus plan is,

00:58:27.980 is to do the decentralized revolution,

00:58:29.900 which is what we want to get people into those positions.

00:58:32.400 Michael Heiss lives in Philadelphia in an apartment.

00:58:34.700 Listen, I'm not even libertarian anymore.

00:58:37.580 I'm trying to live like that.

00:58:39.920 And I am sort of living like that.

00:58:41.500 And Clint, you should do, you fucking idiot.

00:58:43.660 I should do, but you know what I'm doing right now?

00:58:45.960 Toad is worth, like, a half a million dollars.

00:58:48.700 I like how Clint builds houses.

00:58:50.240 I've been in his apartment, Owen.

00:58:51.760 I've been in his apartment.

00:58:52.780 He's got a blood pillow, okay?

00:58:54.400 Do better, Clint.

00:58:55.760 To clarify, he didn't physically build the houses.

00:58:58.700 Let's make that clear.

00:58:59.700 He's finance.

00:59:00.620 How did you build the houses?

00:59:02.200 I knew he was trying to do her out there.

00:59:05.480 You were what?

00:59:06.200 I was owner builder.

00:59:07.220 So I hired a GC to do it,

00:59:08.860 because I'm not going to fucking do that shit with my hands.

00:59:10.200 What do you think I am?

00:59:10.700 Oh, so you paid for someone to build your house?

00:59:13.860 Six of them, yeah.

00:59:14.920 How could you build a house and be cozy, though, Clint?

00:59:16.880 This is actually a good idea.

00:59:17.880 I retract.

00:59:18.880 I retract.

00:59:19.980 I retract.

00:59:21.420 So you didn't actually build anything?

00:59:23.380 You were just like,

00:59:24.540 oh, Dave Smith, give him a bag of money.

00:59:26.540 Like, that's what he did?

00:59:27.820 Well, I used my own money, but yeah.

00:59:29.780 Well, how did you make the money?

00:59:31.620 I can't talk to you about that.

00:59:33.160 You'll get very upset.

00:59:34.140 Oh, tell him.

00:59:35.140 You can tell him.

00:59:37.100 He got into the ground floor with his back.

00:59:41.140 I was doing some pump-and-ups.

00:59:44.280 You had to make all your money.

00:59:45.500 I was an early investor in Royvent.

00:59:48.200 I'm just kidding.

00:59:49.800 I was a big in the dot-com bubble.

00:59:52.560 It was huge.

00:59:53.040 I got pretty wealthy by usury as a private moneylender.

01:00:00.580 I'm not mad at you, dude.

01:00:03.340 I figured you would be.

01:00:04.280 He fucking hates you now.

01:00:05.460 It's great.

01:00:05.860 I swear to God I don't.

01:00:07.700 I got my first two condos is from serving the entertainment industrial complex in LA.

01:00:12.740 As long as you know usury is like a Jew-y move now.

01:00:18.100 Well, that's why you quit.

01:00:19.560 That's why you quit after COVID.

01:00:21.300 You were like, this is getting...

01:00:22.520 It's good.

01:00:22.840 Tell your fucking...

01:00:23.460 You tell your story.

01:00:24.580 I don't want to tell my story.

01:00:25.160 God damn it.

01:00:25.520 We're not doing the me lockdown.

01:00:27.120 We're not doing the me lockdown.

01:00:28.780 Tell your inspirational story about how you can do inside you.

01:00:31.500 I used to live in California.

01:00:35.320 Then the lockdowns happen.

01:00:36.660 I own my own private money mortgage lending company.

01:00:39.280 But then I saw that there was a lot of great tumultuosity in the market.

01:00:43.760 I didn't want to be associated with his jewelry.

01:00:45.700 And I started my podcast.

01:00:47.960 And that's...

01:00:48.600 Now I'm telling everyone to get rid of the government.

01:00:52.980 Dude, the most libertarian state is fucking California.

01:00:56.860 They were like, everyone should fuck each other in the ass.

01:00:59.340 No regulation.

01:01:00.840 Dude, that's what happens.

01:01:02.620 You're enslaved by your own sin.

01:01:04.360 Yeah, it is.

01:01:05.260 That's not why sin takes over.

01:01:07.500 The most libertarian states would probably be Idaho and South Dakota and Montana.

01:01:11.460 Yeah, and the people that respect government the most.

01:01:13.660 Well, good fucking point.

01:01:15.500 Because they actually have honorable sheriffs that don't abuse them.

01:01:17.900 Right, because they're honorable people.

01:01:20.140 So they...

01:01:20.860 Right, right.

01:01:20.980 Exactly.

01:01:21.980 It's more behavior.

01:01:24.420 You get the government you deserve.

01:01:26.260 I agree.

01:01:26.780 People are running around getting fucked in the ass saying it's love.

01:01:29.940 Like, of course we're going to vaccinate you.

01:01:32.820 You keep saying...

01:01:33.820 We have to.

01:01:34.920 I'm the one who's doing it.

01:01:36.240 You guys notice that's a running bit I keep doing?

01:01:38.760 Like, I'm like, when we brought opium to China, it's always like me.

01:01:45.020 I'm like, we conquered the savages by...

01:01:49.020 God damn it.

01:01:49.460 I really...

01:01:50.460 It really is.

01:01:51.100 I want to have a knockdown, drag out debate with Owen, but we're not going to do that.

01:01:55.160 We're going to go to mailbag.

01:01:55.860 Please.

01:01:56.280 Yes.

01:01:56.440 Okay, let's do mailbag.

01:01:57.060 Oh, and also, that's one reason why I'm disgusted with Mike.

01:01:59.960 Real quick, just to end it, though.

01:02:01.360 It's not that I'm, like, not...

01:02:04.000 It's not that I don't understand the appeal of, like, people...

01:02:07.600 Live and let live?

01:02:09.780 Threesomes and getting a credit card for a ski-doo.

01:02:12.140 Like, I get that.

01:02:13.100 I mean, who doesn't like getting their dick sucked?

01:02:14.740 I understand the appeal of threesomes, ass.

01:02:16.820 No, no, no, but now you have to have...

01:02:18.300 Threesomes are all the devil.

01:02:19.600 Anybody that does them is going to hell.

01:02:21.520 No, no, no.

01:02:22.580 You guys know what I'm saying, though?

01:02:24.060 I do.

01:02:24.460 If you engage in for-pleasure threesomes, now you've got to have blah, blah, blah.

01:02:29.440 Right?

01:02:31.020 You've got to start...

01:02:31.620 That's...

01:02:32.020 And I get it.

01:02:33.400 You're fucking mean that up here.

01:02:33.820 Next thing you know, you're doing my shit now, people.

01:02:35.800 I used to fucking...

01:02:37.340 I get it.

01:02:37.920 Cole has threesomes with his wife all the time.

01:02:39.680 You should talk shit to him for a little bit.

01:02:40.960 Cole has demons.

01:02:41.840 He has literal demons, I think.

01:02:43.080 Damn it.

01:02:43.480 Oh, I know.

01:02:43.960 He's got a lot of intrusive thoughts.

01:02:44.940 If you look at it financially, like, of course, you have to have a usury-based Federal

01:02:49.740 Reserve if you have people fucking doing threesomes.

01:02:52.280 You got this?

01:02:53.860 Because who's going to pay for everything, right?

01:02:56.120 It's like, okay, one gets pregnant, you've got to kill the baby.

01:02:58.940 Or you raised the baby, and now she's like, wants...

01:03:01.580 Like, there's no...

01:03:02.380 It's really fucking irresponsible.

01:03:04.860 They bring out this.

01:03:05.880 They bring out the CBDC when they're like, these guys are not just doing threesomes, but

01:03:09.460 there's a guy in the room watching and jerking off to the threesome.

01:03:12.740 They're like, please.

01:03:13.320 That would be this guy.

01:03:13.900 That's how you conquer a nation.

01:03:16.740 It really is.

01:03:17.640 You don't do it with bombs.

01:03:18.940 When Israel was trying to first take out Palestine, they locked them in their apartments,

01:03:22.880 and they started playing porn on every channel.

01:03:25.480 It's a weapon.

01:03:27.320 Dude, I used to think I was great on the road.

01:03:30.020 I'm headlining.

01:03:30.700 I'm doing theaters.

01:03:32.060 Oh, it looks like Brenda and Kathy want to get busy at the same...

01:03:35.760 Oh, yeah.

01:03:36.080 I understand that.

01:03:37.920 But that lifestyle will lead to a complete poverty and enslavement every single time.

01:03:44.380 This is where the Libertarian Party and the Libertarian philosophy idea doesn't come home.

01:03:50.760 For me, it's about God.

01:03:52.640 And this is turning into whatever.

01:03:54.440 Yeah.

01:03:54.660 No, no, no.

01:03:55.020 No, no, no.

01:03:57.040 We've got to make this point.

01:03:59.680 I think you're actively just trying to stop nailing this.

01:04:02.200 Come on, nail back.

01:04:03.340 I'm enjoying it.

01:04:03.880 He knows the bit because this is a bit that Clint would do.

01:04:07.420 Was it top or Clint?

01:04:08.320 I do this to Clint.

01:04:10.120 I won't let him do his intro.

01:04:11.720 I just keep going.

01:04:12.500 The ultimate Libertarian would be like a Jesus who says, don't topple the government.

01:04:20.420 Live this way with high morality.

01:04:22.820 That's how you can actually be free.

01:04:25.060 Yeah, but the Libertarian Party hates God.

01:04:27.120 That's the thing.

01:04:27.940 That's why they're the ultimate slaves.

01:04:30.840 Because you can be free.

01:04:32.780 You can.

01:04:33.760 You know, it's like...

01:04:35.500 Just all these assertions that aren't based in reality.

01:04:38.840 No, no, no.

01:04:39.680 They're 100% based in reality and you're a retard.

01:04:42.620 No, they aren't.

01:04:43.300 Because the most famous Libertarian of all time is Ron Paul, who's a fucking Christian conservative.

01:04:48.120 He's the one that fucking...

01:04:50.100 He was giving birth to babies.

01:04:51.300 I don't want to be serious.

01:04:52.420 Just be crazy.

01:04:53.100 We're in the mailbag.

01:04:53.880 Can you all agree that Clint is a retard and this has been a Clint's revenge?

01:04:56.480 You can't be free with sin.

01:04:59.540 Someone will dominate you.

01:05:01.240 I don't disagree.

01:05:01.900 Someone will dominate you.

01:05:02.640 We're not disagreeing.

01:05:03.520 So the entire Libertarian movement should be about sobriety, faithfulness, hard work, being out of debt.

01:05:11.440 Yes.

01:05:11.520 Like, that's what you have to push and that's how you become free.

01:05:14.620 If you don't push that, you're just going to be a bunch of bitchy slaves.

01:05:19.900 That's all it is.

01:05:20.940 Agreed.

01:05:21.300 Right, right.

01:05:22.140 And dude, if you do that, you can't...

01:05:23.940 Like, I'm fairly free on the world stage.

01:05:26.480 Yeah.

01:05:26.720 In every aspect.

01:05:27.700 I wake up, I get hit with a fucking cow in my face.

01:05:30.260 I'm milking.

01:05:31.200 I'm like, I have all these kids I'm paying for.

01:05:33.700 I have no debt, but I have an old truck.

01:05:36.360 It's like, that's freedom.

01:05:38.160 Freedom is living that way.

01:05:40.100 The highest aspiration would be to live almost Christ-like.

01:05:45.260 And only in a civilization with people of that type of nobility, if you will, would be able to function without a overpowering state.

01:05:52.680 And that's why we have to kill all the rest of them.

01:05:55.140 Right?

01:05:55.340 No, no.

01:05:55.680 But why not love how the Federal Reserve handles all the slaves?

01:05:59.980 Like, I'm dead serious.

01:06:01.600 Okay, so here's a bunch of fucking crazy people.

01:06:04.380 Game respects game.

01:06:05.720 Right?

01:06:07.260 So, like, why wouldn't I want, like, a slave master to be able to keep them on a drip, you know?

01:06:14.860 Or else, like, what are they going to do?

01:06:16.120 They haven't chosen to be out of slavery.

01:06:18.500 There's no chains.

01:06:19.660 There's no fencing.

01:06:20.640 Right.

01:06:21.280 Right.

01:06:21.680 Slavery is...

01:06:22.320 Which is why I'm not interested in actually taking over all of the United States, because the vast majority of people in this country are not at all prepared to live a libertarian lifestyle.

01:06:31.380 The reality is your choices are slavery or genocide.

01:06:35.160 And Owen picking slavery is actually probably way more kinder than genocide.

01:06:40.320 Because you're going to end up in a point where if you try to do this shit with all these people, you're going to be like, I can't fucking live with these people.

01:06:45.660 I totally agree.

01:06:46.300 I move to the middle of nowhere to get away from black people.

01:06:47.800 Now, imagine you sprinkling...

01:06:48.600 Nigga, I agree!

01:06:49.300 The easiest way to get rid of blacks is start skiing, yachting, and playing the violin.

01:06:57.280 Become a Jew.

01:06:57.920 Preach.

01:06:58.740 No, but you have to do activities that they don't want to do.

01:07:02.120 You want to elevate.

01:07:03.620 Then you meet a black and you like him, because he's like playing lacrosse, likes chess, like you get along, high impulse control.

01:07:10.700 It's all about your activity.

01:07:12.260 Trying to dominate what other people do is a dead-end road.

01:07:15.320 I used to be like that.

01:07:16.320 I used to fucking freak out.

01:07:17.740 Like, why can't people see it?

01:07:19.280 They don't...

01:07:19.940 Do people still think that they played golf on the moon and they can't go back because there was better tech in 69?

01:07:24.680 Here we go.

01:07:25.820 I think I derailed this to start off by saying, jokingly, that I wanted to shit on people.

01:07:31.440 And then Owen thought that was like a libertarian tenant.

01:07:33.780 And it was like, that's that fucking...

01:07:35.420 It might be.

01:07:35.940 I really wanted to get to this because...

01:07:37.960 No, the fake literally does, though.

01:07:41.460 No, this is something I wanted...

01:07:43.540 We bring out CDBC, which is me, the cock-beating dick in the corner.

01:07:46.740 Oh, my God.

01:07:47.680 That actually wasn't a bad...

01:07:49.580 It actually wasn't...

01:07:50.900 It's the way you did it, though.

01:07:52.400 I know.

01:07:53.280 Hey, guys, read the mailbag.

01:07:54.920 Read the mailbag.

01:07:55.340 Well, you motherfuckers don't shut up, so I just have to ram shit in there.

01:07:58.180 I have to rape the podcast.

01:07:59.480 Owen, we have bills to pay for this show, okay?

01:08:02.120 We need to do the mailbag.

01:08:03.180 No, I've got a bunch of people.

01:08:04.620 People are fucking supporting.

01:08:06.100 Okay, mailbag, yeah.

01:08:07.460 They gave us like $5.

01:08:08.900 Average D says, Tower Gang, if you had to choose between a race mixing 10 or same race 6, which would you choose?

01:08:15.640 Ignore Toad, as his choice is obviously celibacy.

01:08:19.320 There's no such thing as a race mixing 10.

01:08:21.200 I'll make a choice.

01:08:22.060 You immediately lose points.

01:08:27.300 Does race mixing just mean that it's like a half-Asian, half-white person?

01:08:30.860 Or a white chick that banged a black dude once.

01:08:33.180 I think Irish and English is race mixing.

01:08:36.040 That's true.

01:08:36.800 It would be like a half-Jew, half-German.

01:08:39.640 No, those are race mixing.

01:08:40.520 I'd like to be like an old-school racist where it's like, I think if you sleep with someone from Cornwall, like you really have to.

01:08:46.460 Yeah, like really just the county next over, and you're just like, no, fuck them.

01:08:51.540 Those guys suck.

01:08:52.380 I'd say it's same race 6.

01:08:56.600 Obviously, no.

01:08:57.820 This is a test of racism.

01:08:59.840 I love myself, and when I have kids, I want to make my kids look like me.

01:09:04.120 I don't want my kids to come out looking all fucking weird.

01:09:06.140 You don't have a valid race.

01:09:07.700 You married a Jew.

01:09:08.500 You married a Jew.

01:09:09.660 I don't even know what you are.

01:09:11.080 Yeah, for real.

01:09:12.020 What the fuck?

01:09:12.680 You're not a valid race.

01:09:15.140 Like, I literally use you as an example for what ethnically ambiguous is when I talk to people.

01:09:20.440 You're like, you are the example.

01:09:21.560 You're like, you're like the Spaniards that conquered some fucking native tribe.

01:09:27.800 You could be white.

01:09:28.960 You could be black.

01:09:29.920 You could be Hispanic.

01:09:31.240 He's honestly, he would be the perfect spy.

01:09:33.600 He's the perfect spy.

01:09:34.480 He could go into any culture.

01:09:36.240 He could go into any culture and just be like, I'm them.

01:09:38.580 You never get mad at him.

01:09:40.720 Italian, Iranian, whatever.

01:09:42.940 What is that?

01:09:43.940 I don't know why.

01:09:45.360 Nobody's really mad at me.

01:09:46.440 Your tone is very non.

01:09:48.480 It's relaxing.

01:09:49.800 It's like, you know, like Patrick Bette David is like that kind of.

01:09:53.820 Also Iranian, coincidentally.

01:09:55.840 Yeah, like there is a gentle.

01:09:58.420 Like I've had to like learn how to really discern what they're saying because their tone is just so nice.

01:10:04.960 Like a Patrick Bette David could literally try and get me to chop my dick off.

01:10:08.580 And I'd be like, well, you're making reasonable points.

01:10:12.760 I mean, we're all people, right?

01:10:15.060 I mean, like water.

01:10:17.080 I mean, what is right?

01:10:18.000 You're right.

01:10:18.240 He made his money through insurance.

01:10:22.260 He made his money through insurance.

01:10:24.220 Oh, he's a motherfucker.

01:10:27.260 He made a fortune through insurance.

01:10:29.640 I was going to say, though, Owen, whenever we get a big guest on, the first thing I do to the guest is insult them.

01:10:35.200 I try to pick whatever is like bothering them the most at the moment and then really insult them.

01:10:39.380 But in a nice way.

01:10:40.580 Before we can record it.

01:10:41.940 Real intention.

01:10:43.340 When Toad does it, I'm like, he's jerking off right now.

01:10:46.420 I'm like, look at him.

01:10:48.740 You know, like if Toad was to be like, you piece of shit.

01:10:51.460 I'm like, how did you know?

01:10:52.840 I can see where it's cut off.

01:10:56.320 So we had we had Gavin McGinnis on and like in the pre-show top comes in, does what he usually does.

01:11:01.640 He just insults.

01:11:02.080 Because hold on.

01:11:02.840 But you guys, whenever they get a big guest, like they're like, everyone goes.

01:11:06.940 No, no, no.

01:11:07.740 It gets nervous.

01:11:08.300 It's like, just talk to this person.

01:11:09.500 They're here.

01:11:09.880 But it was really funny because we don't lead off our fuss for the abuse to our guests.

01:11:15.400 It was one of the biggest, it was one of the biggest flip scripts of the, of our entire

01:11:22.240 like podcast is that Gavin hated Topp and he loved Toad and he loved Toad because, because

01:11:30.020 Toad knew his, uh, his whole like music out, like his, uh, his credits.

01:11:34.500 I sang pubic life.

01:11:35.840 His niche bullshit.

01:11:36.540 He just fell into his narcissism.

01:11:38.440 His narcissists like a mirror.

01:11:40.660 Yep.

01:11:41.780 That's why I, that's why I attacked him on that angle.

01:11:44.180 And I, I think he's funny.

01:11:45.360 You made fun of his beard.

01:11:46.600 You made fun of his beard and haircut.

01:11:47.900 The first thing I told him, I was like, I was like, listen, uh, these guys don't really

01:11:51.020 know who you are.

01:11:52.080 So we're going to run through the show and, you know, just act like I'm, we'll fill them

01:11:56.120 in on what you've done as we go.

01:11:58.720 And just like a little like that.

01:12:00.700 And he was very insulted.

01:12:01.740 And I was like, perfect.

01:12:02.480 It's going to be a fun show.

01:12:04.720 He's like, I shoved a dildo in my ass to own the lab.

01:12:07.180 We literally, I literally asked him about that.

01:12:10.100 I started a domestic terrorist group and you don't know who I am.

01:12:12.680 The thing about that episode is Top, Top was a little bit nervous.

01:12:15.140 He gets nervous when he's, uh, talking to like big names like Gavin McGinnis or Tim Poole.

01:12:20.080 He gets a little bit nervous.

01:12:21.240 I don't suffer from that.

01:12:22.440 I just go balls to the wall.

01:12:23.920 So I impress the fuck out of Gavin.

01:12:25.220 You haven't said anything this whole episode.

01:12:28.000 I haven't had a chance to.

01:12:29.380 Do you think that chair's like a little thrown out here?

01:12:33.900 He's one of the most delusional people I've ever met, but I love him.

01:12:36.220 Let's do mail.

01:12:36.600 I don't want to buzzkill the super chat.

01:12:38.280 So let's do mail and all that stuff.

01:12:39.840 Oh yeah.

01:12:40.240 Mail.

01:12:40.800 Okay.

01:12:41.080 Same race six is the answer, by the way, as our pal Andrew tells us.

01:12:44.700 No, mixed race 10.

01:12:45.760 We need to go with the same race.

01:12:46.960 It depends on the race too.

01:12:48.220 Like how, how deeply mixed are we talking?

01:12:50.900 Be more specific with your race's questions.

01:12:52.820 Next question.

01:12:53.220 Are we talking like Nigerian and Japanese?

01:13:00.060 I think we're talking about black Indian or Jew.

01:13:03.840 Yeah.

01:13:04.040 It's not, the 10 isn't even possible.

01:13:05.600 So same race six it is.

01:13:06.900 I immediately assume, I assume they're mixing with something black, whatever it is with something

01:13:11.980 black, whatever that question comes up.

01:13:13.740 Yeah.

01:13:14.020 I think that's what they're, if you mix race with an Asian, you can definitely make a 10.

01:13:18.580 I'm so much more of a racist than you guys.

01:13:20.820 I don't even think, I don't even know what you mean by black.

01:13:22.880 I mean, Jamaican and what part of Jamaica?

01:13:25.300 The worst.

01:13:26.140 Oh, he.

01:13:27.520 Don't get top story about Jamaica.

01:13:29.400 I haven't been to Jamaica, no.

01:13:30.920 Oh, go to Jamaica.

01:13:32.400 You should come.

01:13:33.760 You should go to Jamaica.

01:13:35.440 Oh God.

01:13:36.000 Can we, we can make, this is why we need more mailbags.

01:13:38.120 Yo, we need more money because if we had enough money, we could fucking fly Owen to Georgia

01:13:43.260 and have him actually Ashton Kutcher toad's ass during the presidential debate.

01:13:47.540 No, no, Jamaica is currently living an anarcho capitalist dream.

01:13:51.720 They are.

01:13:52.880 Everyone's so free.

01:13:55.000 Owen, let me tell you what they told me.

01:13:56.520 First off, it's the fucking most garbage place in the world.

01:13:59.180 You get off the plane.

01:14:00.160 There's immediately, I look at the wall.

01:14:01.660 There's somebody kicked a hole in the wall.

01:14:02.960 It's been there for years.

01:14:03.740 Nobody's decided to do anything.

01:14:04.960 This is the government airport.

01:14:06.820 There's garbage strewn everywhere.

01:14:08.640 Watch the anarcho capitalist government airport.

01:14:11.100 Go watch this.

01:14:12.180 True.

01:14:12.400 They have basically no government.

01:14:13.840 There's no regulation.

01:14:14.960 Yes.

01:14:15.400 Watch this episode.

01:14:16.020 It's dominated by a central bank.

01:14:17.780 Yeah.

01:14:18.060 I took a cab ride and the guy's telling me about the history of Jamaica.

01:14:24.480 And he goes, yeah, in 1960, whatever, we beat the British in a war.

01:14:30.340 And now we're our own country.

01:14:32.320 And I looked around.

01:14:33.080 I was like, you didn't win.

01:14:34.100 There's no way you beat the British.

01:14:35.720 They left.

01:14:36.600 They left.

01:14:37.360 And they were the government, like you were talking about.

01:14:40.100 And they were doing their fucking monkey shit the whole time.

01:14:42.260 And it was all good.

01:14:43.060 And then the British was like, we left.

01:14:44.600 We're out of here.

01:14:45.780 It's fucking crazy.

01:14:47.180 That's what we did in India, too.

01:14:48.700 When we first went to India, they were burning their widows alive on literal beds of shit.

01:14:54.140 I'm not kidding.

01:14:55.200 I love that he says we again.

01:14:59.060 This time it really was his ancestors.

01:15:01.560 Because a pedophile in a diaper named fucking Gandhi started telling us that he wasn't happy.

01:15:08.560 So, okay, we're out of here.

01:15:10.260 And now they no longer have toilets.

01:15:12.160 Congratulations.

01:15:13.380 It's really funny, though, that the Indians, they see this guy, like Gandhi, he's like one of their greatest leaders ever.

01:15:18.620 And it was just a guy that was like, I will not eat shit for a whole week.

01:15:21.560 And they're like, holy fuck, this guy's amazing.

01:15:24.420 He's a superstar.

01:15:25.680 Listen, Owen, we have to get you literally in Jamaica.

01:15:29.040 I want to see you do a deep dive into Jamaica the way you're doing because it's worse than India, in my opinion.

01:15:33.860 And just go there for a week.

01:15:35.840 Go there for like three days.

01:15:36.700 Have you been to India, though?

01:15:37.200 Have you been to India?

01:15:38.160 I've never been to India.

01:15:39.120 That's pretty brutal.

01:15:39.680 Dude, everywhere outside of America, like, sucks except Switzerland and Singapore.

01:15:45.260 I'm dead serious.

01:15:45.560 Have you been to Singapore?

01:15:46.600 I've heard Singapore's nice.

01:15:46.720 That's why all these people are like, we've got to end America.

01:15:49.180 I'm like, then fucking head on out to your utopian dream.

01:15:52.980 You've probably been, like, all over the world, right?

01:15:56.300 I used to live in the Czech Republic.

01:15:58.060 I used to study.

01:15:59.560 My college degree was in tyrannical government takeovers in Falls.

01:16:03.680 Like, I know so much about this shit.

01:16:05.540 So I studied in Brno, Czech Republic at Masaryk University about what happened between the Nazis and the Soviets.

01:16:11.220 And I'll explain it again, if you want me to, but it's about private and the public is the protectorate of private, like, exploitation.

01:16:22.740 I swear to God.

01:16:23.900 I believe you.

01:16:24.460 Because the private will go so nuts.

01:16:26.600 If you have your, like, British Empire, like, a kind white comes in and gives you a good deal, like, civilizes you, stick with that, right?

01:16:35.660 Like, as soon as that falls, it's like, okay, everybody, all right, you're all free.

01:16:40.880 And don't get me wrong, like, pockets could work.

01:16:43.240 Like, if there's parts of New Hampshire, like.

01:16:45.160 Exactly.

01:16:46.020 Yeah.

01:16:46.420 No, totally.

01:16:46.960 I get it.

01:16:47.520 But, like, why would you want all of these slaves, like, okay, imagine.

01:16:53.480 I don't.

01:16:54.300 I have no interest in friends.

01:16:55.900 Yeah, I don't care about them, honestly.

01:16:57.600 Like, if you're in New Hampshire, like, some of these anarcho-capitalist places that are actually kind of legitimate,

01:17:02.140 and everybody's, like, tapping their maple trees and they have families and no dad and everyone's working hard,

01:17:07.780 why would you want the cities unleashed?

01:17:10.940 Like, why, why?

01:17:11.940 Oh, we've got to end the Fed.

01:17:12.920 Are you fucking crazy?

01:17:14.960 They don't, like, a lot of them would just go to New Hampshire and crunk.

01:17:18.500 Dude, that's why I wear a shirt that says Tussin on it.

01:17:22.020 It reminds me every day.

01:17:24.100 This is a hand-made hoodie, too.

01:17:26.820 You're kind of speaking our language.

01:17:28.440 I don't really give a shit about the cities or really anywhere else other than where I'm at.

01:17:31.960 Honestly, so.

01:17:32.800 Yeah.

01:17:33.220 Yeah, you're speaking.

01:17:33.760 Right, yeah, no, they're acting as slave.

01:17:36.060 Like, okay, it's like the British government.

01:17:38.280 It's like, they're not, they're not tyrannizing you.

01:17:41.460 They're, like, giving a system for people that can't stop, you know, getting drunk in the bed,

01:17:47.600 jerking off, doing credit card scams.

01:17:49.280 They're like, okay, well, here's a guy in a robe.

01:17:51.860 Tell him what you did, right?

01:17:53.020 It's like, for high-trust people, we don't need them.

01:17:56.800 Like, we can't.

01:17:58.240 Doug's 23 years old, so if he's barking at demons.

01:18:01.960 Have you ever seen, have you ever seen guys do, like, the reverse scam calls?

01:18:07.160 So they'll be, like, they'll try to get scammers to call them.

01:18:10.400 And then they'll, like.

01:18:11.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, and they're all Indian, too.

01:18:13.600 Oh, no, it's every time they're Indian.

01:18:15.480 And they'll go in there.

01:18:16.100 Oh, my name is Christopher.

01:18:17.200 Hello, sir.

01:18:17.800 It is the funniest thing.

01:18:19.060 My cousin of the bank is right now drinking a white man.

01:18:21.480 It's the funniest thing.

01:18:22.600 Because that's the first time I ever heard that, like, Indians get really upset and mad is whenever they, like, they don't complete their scam.

01:18:29.840 Like, someone comes on there and, like, they go crazy.

01:18:32.460 Dude, they freak out.

01:18:33.780 They're like, fuck you, fuck your mother.

01:18:35.580 Fuck you, buddy, buddy.

01:18:36.560 I raped a mama.

01:18:37.760 I raped a mommy.

01:18:39.100 This is a really important question.

01:18:40.360 It's like, this is the type of leadership we need in the last remaining country in the world.

01:18:46.760 They're keeping us from being free.

01:18:48.500 Oh, really?

01:18:48.940 This is a very important question.

01:18:50.140 Have you watched RRR?

01:18:52.520 Oh, that's actually.

01:18:53.900 That wins me back to, like, to the Indian culture.

01:18:56.900 Triple R.

01:18:57.400 If you don't respect.

01:18:58.620 Yeah, that's not good.

01:18:59.380 I totally understand why you don't respect India and the street shitting and all that and the Pajits.

01:19:03.720 If you watch RRR and you come away not having a little bit of respect for their film industry, I'd be stunned.

01:19:08.860 Greatest movie ever made.

01:19:09.780 I'll say it right now.

01:19:10.920 Does it look like a colorblind pervert is just dancing?

01:19:14.680 Like, Bollywood is literally just, like, a colorblind pervert.

01:19:18.900 Yes, that's exactly what it is.

01:19:20.200 Everybody dancing in various colors.

01:19:22.200 It's just, like, awful.

01:19:25.500 I want to hear I'll do a movie review.

01:19:27.760 They hired two Persians because they didn't look like they were about to die.

01:19:31.900 It's not even Indian.

01:19:33.480 I agree.

01:19:34.200 I agree with that.

01:19:34.580 The funniest Indians can't look like that because they only eat shit.

01:19:38.000 One dude is jacked.

01:19:41.120 He's absolutely, he's totally rooted.

01:19:43.580 He don't exist in India.

01:19:45.020 India's like, oh, but, like, there is nobody in India that's above a three.

01:19:49.560 Like, no one.

01:19:50.720 I think that dude's an Iranian or something.

01:19:53.140 He looks exactly like a turtle's head on a retard's body.

01:19:57.780 He's like, dude, I can't believe you.

01:20:04.680 I understand why Lobster likes him.

01:20:06.320 You got him back on Twitter.

01:20:07.580 I get it.

01:20:08.460 No, no.

01:20:08.880 I don't like him.

01:20:09.480 That's the thing.

01:20:09.820 I'm shitting over him.

01:20:10.600 I should like him.

01:20:11.520 See, he has no loyalty whatsoever.

01:20:13.100 He saved his Twitter account.

01:20:14.420 He doesn't give a fuck.

01:20:15.200 This guy's a sad one.

01:20:15.780 He's motivated by morality, not petty pats on the ass.

01:20:20.020 I'm the type of dude.

01:20:21.100 No, I think it actually is moral to be loyal to someone who helped you out for no reason.

01:20:24.500 I think I'm just brain damaged, guys.

01:20:25.740 You give me too much credit.

01:20:26.880 Like, after I got banned for talking shit to Linda Yaccarino, they bring me back on,

01:20:31.240 and I immediately talk shit again.

01:20:32.720 They ban me again for 12 hours.

01:20:34.400 I don't give a fuck.

01:20:35.240 I like that about you.

01:20:36.120 Yeah, he's a total lunatic.

01:20:37.620 It is what it is.

01:20:38.260 Which is why we all love him.

01:20:39.780 If you kick me out, you're a loss.

01:20:43.000 And that isn't even delusional.

01:20:44.440 It's like, okay, have fun with fucking Gavin, right?

01:20:49.220 I'll say nigger somewhere else.

01:20:51.020 Have fun with the Liberty Lockdown with Clint Russell, this fucking idiot that loves Indians.

01:20:54.500 I actually like that some of the chat is getting like-

01:20:55.860 We need an Indian to bring the spirit of American freedom back.

01:20:59.340 Yeah.

01:20:59.880 Some of the chat is getting pissed off right now because they're all autistic libertarians.

01:21:04.480 They're just spurting out right now.

01:21:05.700 I do want to ask, how upset were you that you were deep diving into this Indian shit

01:21:11.280 while the Tunnel Jews came out?

01:21:14.340 Literally smack dab in the center.

01:21:16.480 And you had to be like, oh, fuck.

01:21:19.200 I don't know about you both.

01:21:19.960 Got to pivot.

01:21:20.740 You know what I was going to say before?

01:21:21.940 I almost think they fucking released the Tunnel Jews because they knew I was distracted.

01:21:26.580 If I was focused, I would have made like a video game around.

01:21:29.780 Like, if I wasn't distracted by 1.5 fucking Pajits.

01:21:35.060 They've made a Tunnel Jews game?

01:21:36.960 Yes.

01:21:37.860 Oh, my God.

01:21:39.240 Tyler, if you can find the Tunnel Jews game, it's so great.

01:21:41.600 Did you make up the word Pajits?

01:21:43.980 No.

01:21:44.880 Okay.

01:21:45.620 No, I got it from a Pakistani who was really into what I was doing.

01:21:54.060 Dude, no.

01:21:54.760 If you can find the Tunnel Jews-

01:21:56.060 Pakistanis are like-

01:21:57.320 I hate them.

01:21:57.680 They're like broken English.

01:21:59.180 The best guys.

01:22:00.200 They're like, oh, buddy, I love you.

01:22:03.160 Serve God.

01:22:03.980 Eat health.

01:22:04.720 Blessings to you.

01:22:05.960 Indian pops in.

01:22:07.280 Fuck poop.

01:22:08.100 Fuck pig.

01:22:08.860 Fuck asshole.

01:22:10.600 It's because the Pakistanis are all Muslim, right?

01:22:13.380 That's like the biggest Muslim country in the world.

01:22:16.300 Yeah.

01:22:16.540 They're crushing pretty hard.

01:22:17.800 Yeah.

01:22:18.460 Dude, if you can find the-

01:22:20.200 So, a guy did make a Tunnel Jew video game.

01:22:24.500 And what it is-

01:22:25.360 Oh, yeah.

01:22:25.700 Bring it up.

01:22:26.180 Tyler, bring it up.

01:22:26.840 Here it is.

01:22:27.700 So, it's a-

01:22:29.180 It's a pixel.

01:22:30.660 Tunnel rabble.

01:22:33.740 What are they flinging dirt at them?

01:22:35.840 Turn the volume down.

01:22:37.240 Yeah, turn the volume down.

01:22:38.240 There's other parts of it.

01:22:39.320 So, you collect-

01:22:40.200 You collect coins, but they're clipped-

01:22:43.200 Let me turn the volume off.

01:22:44.540 There we go.

01:22:44.560 They're clipped coins, is what you collect as the little power-ups.

01:22:50.520 Shackles, yeah.

01:22:51.340 Yeah, little shackles.

01:22:51.900 Dude, it's so fucking funny.

01:22:53.120 Someone put this together the day after.

01:22:55.020 And they're releasing it for free.

01:22:56.000 You can go nuts with it.

01:22:56.920 The Mario power-ups become like Satan.

01:22:59.720 Dude, the week of the Tunnels-

01:23:01.260 The mushrooms are all circumcised.

01:23:03.080 That's awesome.

01:23:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:04.240 The mushrooms are given to you by Joe Rogan.

01:23:08.860 And then he just makes a sound where he goes, yeah.

01:23:12.760 Yeah.

01:23:13.360 How good would that be?

01:23:14.560 Like, the mushroom comes out, but it's held by Joe Rogan, who's this big.

01:23:19.020 When you eat it, he just goes, yeah.

01:23:22.780 All right, let's get one more mailbag in.

01:23:24.800 Wait, I wanted to say-

01:23:25.600 I'm so fucking upset that I've had to sit with this stupid dot on my head.

01:23:28.400 The Jewish tunnel thing came out-

01:23:29.700 I feel so dumb having a serious conversation.

01:23:31.040 It came out at the same time as the Nephilim, right?

01:23:33.800 What's that?

01:23:34.000 It came out of the-

01:23:34.560 The Jewish tunnels came out at the same time as Stephen Hawking, Jeffrey Epstein, the Nephilim-

01:23:40.000 The Miami Nephilim.

01:23:40.500 Right after they all got out of the Jew tunnels.

01:23:42.560 It was like an Owen Benjamin buffet.

01:23:44.960 It was like an Owen Benjamin buffet.

01:23:45.960 Dude, and I broke Stephen Hawking right as the Pajit started going.

01:23:49.020 Oh, that was amazing.

01:23:50.020 Like, dude, the Stephen Hawking bit I did, the video got like, you know, 10 million views.

01:23:54.320 It was like-

01:23:54.960 Jesus.

01:23:55.320 Because it was a guy interpreting him, and it was so fake, it was ridiculous.

01:24:00.460 Yeah, we covered it on the show.

01:24:01.280 How did you find that?

01:24:02.140 He's like, uh, it was literally like Chewbacca and fucking whatever.

01:24:06.720 On solo.

01:24:07.640 And he's like-

01:24:08.040 Yeah, we covered it.

01:24:08.500 It's wild.

01:24:09.320 Wild shit.

01:24:09.620 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:09.840 And so that hits, and then all of a sudden I see Clint fucking sucking a Pajit's dick.

01:24:14.760 Like, I'm like, time for war, right?

01:24:19.720 And what happened, I wouldn't have even went that big about it, though.

01:24:22.840 I did a couple comments.

01:24:24.140 I was like, oh, really?

01:24:25.660 They don't even fuck shit in the toilet.

01:24:27.460 Meanwhile, my fucking phone starts blowing up.

01:24:30.440 They're like, we know where you live, fuck, bitch, fucker.

01:24:33.040 I'm like, okay.

01:24:34.840 I don't back down.

01:24:35.960 Six, eight.

01:24:36.580 Like, here we go.

01:24:38.340 And so then I start being like, I start really going at them.

01:24:41.420 Now the fucking Maldives is inviting me.

01:24:43.620 Like, a Maldives official was like, we'd love to have you in Maldives.

01:24:46.280 You get it, bitch.

01:24:47.800 No, I'm dead serious, because apparently Indian poop is flooding Maldives.

01:24:52.080 Knocked it.

01:24:52.800 Shit.

01:24:53.440 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:54.180 The bigs people.

01:24:56.580 So, I'm trying to appreciate it.

01:24:58.440 Like, geographs of Maldives.

01:24:59.560 He was born in Ohio.

01:25:01.180 How is that Indian?

01:25:02.020 No, no, the Indians go to Maldives and literally shit everywhere.

01:25:05.660 So, the Maldives are Muslim, and Muslims are very clean.

01:25:10.040 So, they're trying to get the Chinese in.

01:25:12.120 Now, in comes in some white incarnation of fucking Shiva.

01:25:16.580 And so, I'm now, like, and they're like, oh, he gets it.

01:25:20.680 And now, I'm just, like, involved in this international thing.

01:25:23.960 Now, Pakistan.

01:25:25.020 Now, I'm getting, like, I can tell it's, like, Hindu intelligence people are, like, doing DDS attacks.

01:25:32.260 Wow.

01:25:32.660 Oh, yeah.

01:25:34.720 Dude, and the whole time, they never denied eating shit.

01:25:40.980 Like, in both of them, they're like, oh, these are your wife and your mother.

01:25:44.620 And I'm like, so you eat shit, though.

01:25:47.500 Like, you definitely.

01:25:48.620 Same with, like, Trump and the vaccine.

01:25:50.200 Like, he'll never say it's bad.

01:25:51.980 Yep.

01:25:52.560 Tens of thousands of replies, and none of them said, no, we don't do that.

01:25:56.640 It's amazing.

01:25:57.280 One guy that I did become friends with, kind of, was like, Modest is cleaning India much, buddy.

01:26:03.740 Fuck blood.

01:26:05.040 And I'm like, I'm like, good.

01:26:07.200 And I actually like that guy.

01:26:08.980 He was threatening my family for, like, a week.

01:26:11.000 But then it was like, he really was.

01:26:13.100 He was, like, sending pictures.

01:26:14.240 And he was like, oh, buddy, I come for you.

01:26:16.220 I'm like.

01:26:16.460 I mean this sincerely, Owen.

01:26:18.080 The past two weeks have been some of the funniest shit that's ever happened.

01:26:21.000 It's super funny, yeah.

01:26:22.060 Yeah, it's amazing.

01:26:23.400 Where did you find the Stephen Hawking clip, by the way, at?

01:26:27.900 Like, where did you?

01:26:28.620 How did you just know that?

01:26:29.700 I've been doing this for years.

01:26:30.600 Okay, so that was just, like.

01:26:31.740 The statistics of your clip finding.

01:26:33.900 Yeah.

01:26:34.400 What kind of conversation is for a podcast?

01:26:36.260 I've been doing this shit out forever, man.

01:26:37.960 Well, because it's, like, I've been on the, like, I feel like I do pretty good.

01:26:41.700 I'll, like, I'll bring up clips that these guys have never heard of or seen.

01:26:44.020 It's neatly filed away in Owen's gallery.

01:26:46.140 That's where it is.

01:26:47.080 It's really real.

01:26:48.000 It's like the head of an intelligence group of, like, retarded shit.

01:26:51.140 Like, people just, like, find me stuff and send it to me.

01:26:54.600 I never have to look for anything.

01:26:56.320 I'm just, I'm just, I'm almost like the Indian guy with, like, I'm just, like, sitting here, like, bring me interesting sheep.

01:27:03.900 I just go.

01:27:05.780 I'm going to be totally honest with you, Owen.

01:27:07.580 I rarely see a video that, like, makes me, like, that's a conspiracy theory.

01:27:12.380 One, I've never heard of.

01:27:13.520 And two, I'm instantly 100% on board with.

01:27:17.780 Stephen Hawking absolutely was not a genius.

01:27:20.720 I was immediately convinced.

01:27:21.760 He was just a fucking meat puppet.

01:27:22.760 It's unbelievable.

01:27:24.940 Yeah, no, I knew about that one.

01:27:26.240 Helen Keller.

01:27:27.960 Oh, yeah.

01:27:28.640 Dude, that's what I told my mom.

01:27:29.920 That's what I told my mom.

01:27:30.840 About her flying a plane, you mean?

01:27:32.940 Bro, 100% fake.

01:27:34.880 She has a British accent.

01:27:36.400 It's bad.

01:27:37.320 Like, so, the one lady is doing this on her hand, and she goes, it's not blindness.

01:27:44.820 I'm like, she's from Alabama.

01:27:46.900 She hasn't heard anything since she was six months old.

01:27:49.120 Like, you don't have, you don't speak like that.

01:27:52.120 Like, that's total bullshit.

01:27:53.600 It's like, and she's writing books about socialism, Mises.

01:27:58.280 So, it's funny because, so, my mom, my mom was an interpreter.

01:28:07.300 My mom was an interpreter, and she was really big into Helen Keller.

01:28:11.240 She even, like, went and, like, interpreted it at Helen Keller's birthplace and did, like,

01:28:15.940 the Miracle Worker, the show.

01:28:18.060 Interpreter for what?

01:28:18.800 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:28:19.840 What the fuck does that mean?

01:28:20.460 My mom.

01:28:20.880 My mom's an interpreter.

01:28:21.780 Like, a sign language interpreter.

01:28:22.800 My mom.

01:28:23.540 Oh, good.

01:28:24.240 That's what she does?

01:28:25.240 Nine to five?

01:28:25.740 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:28:26.680 She just, that was, like, a side job.

01:28:28.320 So, she went to Helen Keller's hood and just, like, interpreted shit?

01:28:32.140 They do a play.

01:28:33.580 They do a play, The Miracle Worker, which is the play based on her life, based on her

01:28:38.760 life.

01:28:39.040 She's the bitch that says, wah, right?

01:28:41.040 Yeah, wah, wah.

01:28:43.060 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:43.840 Yes.

01:28:44.600 And so, I told her at one time, I was like, you know, there's a conspiracy that Helen Keller

01:28:48.680 faked every bit of it.

01:28:49.800 And she was like, what?

01:28:51.360 No.

01:28:52.020 No, she wouldn't.

01:28:52.720 And I was like, mom, like, she was deaf, mutant, blind.

01:28:56.740 Not the Santa Claus.

01:28:57.960 Yeah.

01:28:58.320 It's like, show your mom video and be in the room and show her video of Helen going, and

01:29:04.380 like, they're just doing this.

01:29:05.800 And she's like, dude, it's literally retarded.

01:29:12.060 We have an intricate system of communication you never understand.

01:29:15.020 No, it's like, dude, she has no ability of understanding these words.

01:29:20.560 She has the mind of a six-month-old.

01:29:23.000 Why are they doing these things, Owen?

01:29:24.640 Like, because...

01:29:25.180 Because they're empathy vampires.

01:29:28.040 Right?

01:29:28.560 I saw that with LeVeck.

01:29:29.720 It's the same as Obama.

01:29:30.820 It's like, you can't criticize them because they're...

01:29:33.980 That's racist.

01:29:34.980 They're the American dream.

01:29:36.580 Don't you know what they've been through?

01:29:37.660 That's why they like people in wheelchairs.

01:29:40.220 People that are, like, retarded.

01:29:42.040 I'm dead serious.

01:29:42.800 Go to Thumber.

01:29:43.380 Top, Top, you're a big dragon ball.

01:29:46.120 I like the kid, the guy that got me kicked off on Twitter, David Hogg, right?

01:29:51.680 Oh, David Hogg wants to take all your guns.

01:29:54.060 If you criticize him, you hate kids and victims.

01:29:56.740 It's so obvious.

01:29:58.580 Yeah.

01:29:58.820 So, like...

01:29:59.220 No, it's like a spirit bomb of, like, Jewry is what it is.

01:30:02.520 Like, isolated into, like, one specific individual as opposed to, like, a whole nation.

01:30:06.920 Yeah, like, Vivek is no different.

01:30:08.840 It's like, I'm dead serious.

01:30:10.600 But Vivek is a little...

01:30:12.860 He's more, like, likable at least than...

01:30:15.820 Or more believable than the moon landing or Helen Keller or Stephen Hawking or the...

01:30:21.080 Like, what I was asking is...

01:30:22.560 I use a brown-skinned Pajit.

01:30:24.820 You know what?

01:30:25.600 You're making good points.

01:30:26.980 Okay.

01:30:27.420 What is the Indian population of America?

01:30:33.000 Okay.

01:30:34.320 Let's see here.

01:30:35.460 It is less...

01:30:35.820 It's 1%.

01:30:36.820 1%.

01:30:37.540 So, why would anyone use an Indian?

01:30:42.120 Okay.

01:30:42.560 I'm serious.

01:30:43.360 It's like, okay.

01:30:44.280 The people are like, oh, how dare you?

01:30:45.540 He really fucking earned it.

01:30:47.220 Okay.

01:30:47.720 He's a 37-year-old billionaire who got it from a pharmaceutical scam.

01:30:51.680 He has...

01:30:52.200 He's never served in government.

01:30:53.460 He's like a nobody.

01:30:54.300 He's a piece of shit.

01:30:55.880 Why do you use...

01:30:57.480 You are what you eat.

01:31:00.640 He was governor for eight years.

01:31:03.320 Oh, he was a senator who led...

01:31:05.320 He's nobody.

01:31:07.920 Nobody.

01:31:08.760 Isn't that more impressive than Joe Biden's 50 years fucking with masks?

01:31:11.800 Oh, it's so impressive that he's a nobody Indian?

01:31:13.800 Are you retarded?

01:31:14.780 Well, the government point is what we're getting at.

01:31:16.760 Like, I don't care whether he's in office.

01:31:18.280 Oh, yeah.

01:31:19.220 He's coming...

01:31:19.960 Oh, he comes from the private sector where he literally committed fraud.

01:31:27.080 I mean, dude, I'm 100% right.

01:31:30.700 It's not a debate.

01:31:32.200 Clint signed an NDA.

01:31:33.120 He's not...

01:31:34.120 I know who I like to speak from the private sector.

01:31:38.540 Henry Ford.

01:31:41.340 Hey, he did start Fordlandia, and that is one of the craziest...

01:31:44.600 Dude, he's fucking awesome at business.

01:31:46.360 He brought...

01:31:46.720 He put a car and everything.

01:31:48.000 He wrote the International Jew.

01:31:50.660 You know?

01:31:50.920 Dude, if you don't assert yourself and read this last mailbag question, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:31:56.540 I do want to say, it was one of the funniest family guy clips is him doing the Henry Ford, this is my Jew flattening machine.

01:32:05.760 And then he was like...

01:32:06.620 And he was right.

01:32:07.920 And the guy was like, well, can we use it to drive places?

01:32:11.160 And then he was like, yeah, you can use the Metal Lisa for a placemat, sure, too.

01:32:15.440 But fuck me.

01:32:16.080 That's right.

01:32:17.880 They're all already being...

01:32:19.300 International banking cartel that was attempting to take away America's ability to manufacture.

01:32:25.000 He was absolutely right.

01:32:26.440 The Jews were already flat because of malnourishment.

01:32:31.400 You got no gumption.

01:32:33.180 You got no...

01:32:33.940 Just stick it in there, okay?

01:32:36.800 All right.

01:32:37.040 We're asking you to do a mailbag.

01:32:38.860 There you go.

01:32:39.340 Street shitter is able to get as far as they have.

01:32:41.340 There's literally a project going on over there with some white guy introducing the scythe as a novel farming invention.

01:32:47.960 That's the very Owen question right there.

01:32:50.480 I like the scythe.

01:32:51.460 I respect the scythe.

01:32:52.420 I want more scything.

01:32:53.780 Yep.

01:32:54.380 Agreed.

01:32:54.740 By the way, they got as far as they could because the British Empire literally brought them forward probably 2,000 years.

01:33:03.140 The Muslims built the Taj Mahal.

01:33:07.040 No way.

01:33:07.360 Oh, really?

01:33:08.140 What?

01:33:08.380 Yeah, it was built by Raj...

01:33:09.980 Or what was his name?

01:33:11.900 Jahan.

01:33:12.600 Yeah, he's a Muslim.

01:33:13.660 Yeah, for his white.

01:33:15.100 Why is it either British or Muslim?

01:33:17.540 Everything else, they just burn women and eat shit.

01:33:19.780 They're like fucking savages.

01:33:21.440 This is what I'm saying.

01:33:22.200 When I went to Jamaica, the only thing that was built up nice were the hotels.

01:33:26.440 And you can tell, white people built that shit and then got fed up with being there and left.

01:33:30.960 Yeah, exactly.

01:33:31.260 And then it's just like, you know what's really funny, though?

01:33:33.080 I feel like if Vivek and Owen were to sit down and talk about India, I think that...

01:33:39.040 This is just my guess.

01:33:39.900 I don't know this for a fact.

01:33:40.640 I think Vivek probably hates these Pajits just as much as you do.

01:33:44.140 That's my honest opinion.

01:33:45.120 Make it happen, Clint.

01:33:45.940 Make it happen.

01:33:46.520 Yeah, he's a mirror.

01:33:47.280 I'll set it up.

01:33:47.740 I've literally said I've invited him many times.

01:33:51.880 He's been a little bit busy.

01:33:56.500 I'm astonished you didn't take up the offer.

01:33:58.700 I like the thing that, yeah, Owen's going like, hey, shit eater, come to my house.

01:34:03.560 I got some shit for you.

01:34:04.860 He's the president.

01:34:06.220 I was at a sit...

01:34:07.280 Like, he doesn't even have a job.

01:34:09.840 Like, how is he busy?

01:34:11.060 What does he do?

01:34:11.560 He's like, oh, it's Vivek.

01:34:13.440 I need people to my room.

01:34:15.460 What if he's too often?

01:34:16.400 He doesn't work.

01:34:17.380 He's got...

01:34:17.720 I can't believe he didn't accept your invite.

01:34:21.820 He's just too full of liberty.

01:34:24.160 He's just too free.

01:34:25.200 You know who else didn't accept his invite?

01:34:26.720 He's so goddamn free that he can't face a man who's actually living a free existence.

01:34:31.580 Just like little Dave Smith.

01:34:33.560 That's exactly what I was going to say.

01:34:34.820 The other guy who's not accepting his invite, fucking Dave Smith.

01:34:38.260 Is there overlap here, Clint?

01:34:39.660 Are we on to something?

01:34:40.540 What is going on here?

01:34:41.500 Yeah, we are.

01:34:42.760 Apparently.

01:34:43.220 You get it.

01:34:49.640 Everyone's like, shit.

01:34:51.380 That's why India and Israel is so linked.

01:34:56.040 Is because, yeah, they have that...

01:34:57.420 Because India will literally worship anything and Jews just want to be worshiped.

01:35:01.820 Wow.

01:35:02.380 Interesting.

01:35:03.280 You can literally be like, hey, Hindu.

01:35:07.100 They'd be like, oh, it is the god of battle.

01:35:09.540 I eat the fucking shit.

01:35:11.060 Like, they're like, they're literally retarded.

01:35:14.160 She's like, oh, yeah.

01:35:16.580 And they're like, eh.

01:35:17.720 And they're like, oh, the god of money.

01:35:19.880 Yes.

01:35:20.260 And they're like, oh, these guys get it.

01:35:22.460 They also worship Mother Teresa.

01:35:24.820 It's fucking retarded.

01:35:26.080 Mother Teresa just had like a whole bunch of people just on beds of shit.

01:35:29.260 Speaking of beds of shit.

01:35:30.360 And they worship her more than anybody else.

01:35:33.060 Mother Teresa.

01:35:33.880 Mother Teresa.

01:35:34.680 Mother Teresa something.

01:35:35.880 Did she go to India?

01:35:38.520 Oh, yeah.

01:35:38.920 She was a sex trafficker from what I've heard.

01:35:41.100 Yeah.

01:35:41.740 What?

01:35:42.760 Oh, yeah, dude.

01:35:44.020 Mother Teresa was a sick bitch.

01:35:45.940 She fucked.

01:35:48.400 It makes total sense because how many other like nuns do you know that are like worldwide

01:35:55.020 known?

01:35:56.140 Yeah.

01:35:56.380 It's like, okay.

01:35:57.560 Worldwide.

01:35:58.120 We'll be going.

01:35:58.980 Empathy vampire.

01:36:00.560 Right.

01:36:01.280 Getting billions of dollars.

01:36:03.000 But yet, like evil is the day is long.

01:36:05.980 Like, why does she go to Calcutta?

01:36:07.600 I'll tell you why they go to these governmentless areas is because there's no regulation.

01:36:14.140 They can take kids.

01:36:14.900 That's why Ukraine falls.

01:36:16.240 All the pedophiles go to Ukraine.

01:36:18.540 Right.

01:36:19.060 Oh, we're saving the children.

01:36:20.220 Oh, really?

01:36:20.680 You're saving the children.

01:36:21.540 You're scooping them up like fucking Hansel and Gretel.

01:36:23.820 It seems like any time you find.

01:36:24.600 The government that was toppled by the very honorable state known as the United States

01:36:27.580 of America.

01:36:28.040 Very honorable.

01:36:28.360 It seems like any time you find a high.

01:36:30.720 We're better than that.

01:36:31.840 Like, United States is great.

01:36:34.540 The people of America are.

01:36:36.480 Yeah, I agree.

01:36:36.820 I see.

01:36:37.640 It seems like any time you see a high degree of like liability being used, that's when

01:36:42.920 you're most likely to see kid fucking operations, too.

01:36:45.360 Those seem to be overlap highly.

01:36:47.140 So again, people are so against the United States government.

01:36:49.680 Like, I know it's cliche, but head on out to India.

01:36:53.220 Like, they'll probably take you.

01:36:54.660 They'll fuck in the ass.

01:36:57.300 It's just.

01:36:57.980 They'll eat your shit.

01:36:58.920 They'll smoke crack and hit you with a rape charge.

01:37:00.500 People are like, oh, the United States is the worst ever.

01:37:03.340 It's like, OK, then why does everyone want to come here?

01:37:06.400 Why do all the poop eaters come here?

01:37:09.240 Bro, I don't think that the U.S. is the worst ever.

01:37:11.540 I just think that the empire is.

01:37:13.020 Anyways, don't make me answer another fucking thing seriously.

01:37:14.880 You mean controlling the world seas?

01:37:17.860 It's not just that, Owen.

01:37:20.480 It's the heir, too.

01:37:23.280 It's the top of the living government.

01:37:25.160 I don't like being in the center of an empire, either.

01:37:27.180 Like, I agree with you on that.

01:37:28.180 But the empire is that, though.

01:37:30.300 I know.

01:37:30.740 No one has to do it.

01:37:32.120 Like, before it was the East India Company, and we had the, whoever had the gilder.

01:37:38.740 They did a pretty decent job.

01:37:40.380 We can't let the fucking Chinese handle the fucking Pacific, and we pick up the territories

01:37:46.040 around us.

01:37:46.520 We can't do that?

01:37:47.000 Basically, it went all the way back to Rome.

01:37:48.820 Rome was the one that, like, defeated the Barbary pirates back in the Mediterranean Sea

01:37:52.740 back in the day.

01:37:53.680 And they, like, controlled trade.

01:37:55.000 And before that, it was the Phoenicians.

01:37:56.660 The Phoenicians controlled the trade, and they became very rich.

01:37:58.720 You know what, Jack?

01:37:59.600 What to do with the shit eaters?

01:38:01.780 Cole, were you reading Wikipedia?

01:38:03.540 No.

01:38:05.000 Did you see a really intelligent meme recently?

01:38:09.580 No, I was just really into Rome back when I was younger.

01:38:12.860 Like, Rome.

01:38:13.780 Oh, that's a good question, right?

01:38:14.920 How often do you think about the Roman Empire?

01:38:16.920 I guess pretty often.

01:38:17.480 Honestly, when he said the word Phoenician, I thought he was reading.

01:38:20.380 I was like, there's no way he knows that.

01:38:21.320 I swore I saw his eyes moving.

01:38:23.860 They were one of the first, like, traitors in the Mediterranean Sea, and they became, like,

01:38:27.320 super rich off of it.

01:38:28.040 He's doing it.

01:38:28.320 He's like, what are you looking at Wikipedia right now?

01:38:31.740 Summary of culture.

01:38:34.000 Hey, you guys, first of all, this thing, the Phoenicians were, the Phoenicians crushed

01:38:41.140 hard.

01:38:41.500 They knew what to do with fucking shit eaters.

01:38:43.280 The Phoenicians were a sea-bearing people, and they were very impressive.

01:38:46.460 They were very impressive.

01:38:47.980 I completely believe Cole right there.

01:38:49.400 Like, I don't think any of these people are capable of lying that we're talking to

01:38:52.920 right now.

01:38:53.720 Cole just happens to know a lot about this, and nothing else.

01:38:56.820 And nothing else ever.

01:38:57.620 Well, he knows how to take a charge and fuck three, two women at the same time.

01:39:01.540 That's about it.

01:39:03.400 Barbary pirates.

01:39:04.920 Hey, I told him to do this.

01:39:05.960 All I know how to do is fuck and talk about Barbary pirates.

01:39:10.300 They're all out of Barbary pirates.

01:39:16.180 Hey, why did we just absolutely destroy the Houthis?

01:39:19.140 Because there was pirates coming out of that area, and they were motivated by morality and

01:39:24.560 not piracy, which is why we could lose the ring.

01:39:27.620 If we were motivated by morality, it wouldn't be so bad.

01:39:32.620 Let's bring up the snow crazy in here.

01:39:35.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:36.180 It's snow crazy in here.

01:39:37.600 People don't know how fuck the real world out there is.

01:39:40.860 That's why Islam poses a serious threat.

01:39:43.600 It's because they have more morality.

01:39:45.320 It's not because they're like, dude, you don't get to control the world with low morality.

01:39:51.580 And we're losing our moral place because of our best buddy, Israel.

01:39:55.260 How do you, by the way, how do you feel about Dubai?

01:39:57.880 Because it is like, why are you spawning conversation?

01:40:01.100 No, because, because he was talking about this and I, I sent a video this week and it was

01:40:05.820 because a lot of OnlyFans girls and, and eThoughts are going to Dubai and getting paid to shit

01:40:12.140 on the chest of, uh, like rich people.

01:40:14.400 Is that validated?

01:40:15.860 No, I've heard that.

01:40:16.900 Dude, I've been seeing pictures of like girls that have shit on their chest and they're just

01:40:20.800 like, you know, when we come to, are they IDF soldiers?

01:40:24.460 I, they could be, I just, I was seeing this and I was so confused.

01:40:29.320 If a Saudi billionaire pays you to shit on them, you're not making a TikTok fucking video.

01:40:34.160 That's true.

01:40:34.840 Like they'd kill you.

01:40:35.820 That's true.

01:40:36.400 I think that Saudi Arabia, the Islam, the Islam poses a serious moral threat where they could

01:40:44.160 actually take over the world, uh, trade because they're, uh, like you're starting to see people

01:40:49.260 go to Saudi Arabia to work.

01:40:50.740 Everyone comes to America.

01:40:51.960 No one leaves.

01:40:53.360 No one goes to India or any of these places that bitch all the time, except for Saudi Arabia.

01:40:57.520 I do know people that will go there to work like rich whites.

01:41:01.680 They'll go to Saudi Arabia, work and come home and be richer.

01:41:04.240 And that's, are you reading some of these comments here?

01:41:07.280 Yeah.

01:41:07.480 You got to go back.

01:41:08.480 You got to start from the beginning.

01:41:10.860 Cause it's the beginning that sets it off.

01:41:12.720 That makes it so hilarious.

01:41:14.140 I don't want to go through fucking eight minutes of fucking.

01:41:16.440 We don't have to watch all of them.

01:41:17.500 Just to start from the beginning, watch a couple, look at a couple.

01:41:19.620 Cause it is hilarious how this spiraled out.

01:41:21.300 This was the biggest race war on Twitter I've ever seen.

01:41:24.280 Yeah.

01:41:24.580 Ending the show.

01:41:25.120 I'm going to read them.

01:41:26.040 What are we doing?

01:41:26.560 That's your job, dude.

01:41:27.960 Okay.

01:41:29.360 Homeboy says, I know it smell crazy in there and it's just a bunch of fucking Indians dancing in a nightclub

01:41:33.260 and it sets off this race war, right?

01:41:34.720 Here's an Indian lady responding with a quote.

01:41:36.840 She says, I promise you, we smell better than you lazy blacks.

01:41:40.240 Y'all are literally descended from gorillas and they eat their own shit.

01:41:43.460 That is the pot calling the kettle black.

01:41:46.760 Not calling the kettle brown.

01:41:50.040 I'm going to let Cole read this one.

01:41:52.000 Oh, great.

01:41:53.140 Thanks.

01:41:54.840 I'm tired of niggers, niggers, supreme Indian for all monkeys.

01:41:59.020 That's translated by Google Hindi.

01:42:03.020 And I'm going to let Jose read this one.

01:42:05.380 You niggers are dirty apes.

01:42:06.800 You deserve to go back in the cotton field, slave.

01:42:09.020 I will rape your girlfriend too.

01:42:10.780 I don't speak bad on my India.

01:42:13.680 Bloody mustard?

01:42:14.460 Bustard bloody?

01:42:15.760 I'm going to let Top read this one.

01:42:17.600 That's the same one.

01:42:18.140 That's the same one.

01:42:19.180 You bloody bastard.

01:42:20.280 It's very hard to be against these people, but somehow Owen once again has done it.

01:42:24.460 I wish they captured the black side of this too, because that was pretty funny seeing

01:42:29.960 the black, because they were going hard as fuck too.

01:42:32.480 It was great to see.

01:42:34.220 I don't like people who threaten rapes.

01:42:38.160 Yeah, that's not cool.

01:42:39.120 That's generally past the line of okay.

01:42:40.060 I would rape your wife and child and mommy.

01:42:42.960 I'm like, you just got on my shit list, bitch.

01:42:46.260 It's a very intimate thing to me, motherfucker.

01:42:49.100 I like when people talk something to be ashamed of.

01:42:52.180 If Clint calls me a fag, I'm into that.

01:42:54.200 I'm like, yeah, we don't like that, right?

01:42:57.840 But if somebody's like, I'm going to rape you, and that's why I'm going to get the police

01:43:03.440 to put you in jail.

01:43:04.960 I like to think that Owen tell an Indian, you're on my shit list, and they're like, where

01:43:10.640 is the bad problem with that?

01:43:13.880 I'm very hungry.

01:43:15.700 I want to open up a restaurant called The Begetary.

01:43:19.420 And it's just a sexual pervert who's 5'1", serving me plates of shit.

01:43:25.480 No, but you can classify it.

01:43:26.960 You can be like, we have ostrich shit tonight.

01:43:28.820 That's our special.

01:43:29.860 But of course, we always have the house favorite cow shit.

01:43:33.440 You always serve civic coffee.

01:43:35.740 Have you ever been in New York City and been to one of those fucking Indian restaurants

01:43:39.440 where it's literally a school bus, and at the head, they cook.

01:43:43.380 It's hot as fuck in there, and the guys are on the street trying to pull you in, because

01:43:46.500 there's one upstairs, and then there's two downstairs, and it's a whole block full of

01:43:50.720 them.

01:43:51.120 And it's just a crazy-ass experience.

01:43:53.560 If you're there, you go...

01:43:55.000 What was that?

01:43:55.740 Is it fun at all, or is it just disgusting?

01:43:57.860 It's fun.

01:43:58.360 I mean, you get sick afterward, but it is hilarious, because you're like, look at this fucking shit.

01:44:01.940 You're literally in a school bus.

01:44:03.140 These guys are just, like, scooting past it.

01:44:05.120 It's disgusting.

01:44:06.040 That's okay if we just shit on the floor of the restaurant, and they'll just eat it up.

01:44:09.380 Can I make a quick request?

01:44:10.840 Owen, the next war, if you would be so kind, I would like you to declare it against the

01:44:15.060 Canadians at some point.

01:44:16.560 I went to war in Canada.

01:44:17.680 I've sold a t-shirt that says, invade Canada.

01:44:21.160 Like, I've always wanted to take Canada.

01:44:22.900 Okay, cool.

01:44:23.580 All right, just making sure that we're on the same page.

01:44:25.840 Yeah, I'm not Canada.

01:44:27.680 But they don't react a lot.

01:44:28.860 They're just like, we probably deserve it, eh?

01:44:31.200 I'm like, it's the end of the war.

01:44:34.240 Meanwhile, the Indians are like, oh, bloody, I fucked the group.

01:44:38.140 I'm like, here we go.

01:44:39.220 Now it's time to take down everybody.

01:44:41.060 I just realized Top is black.

01:44:43.020 Top is black.

01:44:44.160 Yes, that's great.

01:44:45.800 Well, since you're growing out, you're Jewfro, so it does kind of look like you're black,

01:44:48.720 dude, no.

01:44:49.420 Dude, let's, I want to, I pull on a toad, but Tyler, can you pull up the yay tweet that

01:44:55.060 I, do you see, any of you guys see the, look at the tweet I sent, a fucking yay?

01:44:58.720 Yeah, I saw it.

01:44:59.960 I thought we were bringing this thing for a landing, Jose, and you're like, bring it

01:45:02.920 into the yay tweet.

01:45:03.700 I fumbled.

01:45:04.620 But anyways, yeah, but no, yay, go ahead, Cole, you got it.

01:45:08.120 He's basically, he got, he is getting implants, but it's all, it's like a titanium, like dentures.

01:45:15.700 He replaced his teeth with that?

01:45:16.960 This is like the blackest thing ever.

01:45:19.320 That is true.

01:45:19.880 It is.

01:45:20.460 How is that the blackest thing ever?

01:45:21.880 What black dude do you know with 850K?

01:45:23.700 Because, well, okay, in that sense, it's like rich black man.

01:45:27.480 They can steal it, Clint, if they're really good at stealing.

01:45:29.260 It also looks really bad, like you can, on the right picture, his top teeth, it looks

01:45:33.360 like it just, he just put like tinfoil around his teeth, because it has like, that's what

01:45:37.680 it looks like to me.

01:45:38.660 I just, I just, a moment of seriousness here.

01:45:40.940 I am such a huge Kanye West fan, and I am devastated to see him just destroy it.

01:45:46.200 Like, this is like, really how he makes his money, and he's fucking putting, he replaced

01:45:49.400 his teeth with titanium.

01:45:50.500 What the fuck is happening?

01:45:51.320 You'd think that would affect, like, singing and stuff.

01:45:54.980 Free market.

01:45:56.820 This is capitalism, baby.

01:45:57.600 He literally turned into the, uh, isn't that like one of the villains from a Bond movie

01:46:01.320 was the guy with like the metal teeth?

01:46:03.160 Yeah, Jaws.

01:46:03.320 Yeah, he's literally, like, he's literally turning into Jaws.

01:46:06.120 Like, what's going on?

01:46:07.340 He's going back in his career, like, through the wire, because he had metal in his mouth

01:46:10.600 before, right?

01:46:11.320 Yeah, that's where he made his name.

01:46:13.140 He'll always say like a, he'll always say like a word, like there's like a lot of meaning

01:46:15.700 in it.

01:46:16.160 He'd be like, ta, tany, um.

01:46:20.700 He'd be like, yeah.

01:46:22.000 And he's like, that's what I'm saying, man.

01:46:23.940 It's like, ta, tany, um.

01:46:26.060 He does.

01:46:27.300 Oh my God.

01:46:28.220 It's exactly the same.

01:46:30.640 Exactly the same.

01:46:31.360 I see no difference.

01:46:32.520 So, Owen, you're, you're obviously musically gifted.

01:46:35.740 What do you think about Kanye as an artist?

01:46:38.980 I like him a lot.

01:46:40.000 I think he's a good dude.

01:46:41.940 Oh, I think that's an artist.

01:46:43.220 His music.

01:46:44.740 Oh, his music?

01:46:45.480 I like, uh, I like his samples.

01:46:47.480 I like when he got, uh, uh, what's that guy's name?

01:46:51.100 Yeah.

01:46:51.400 Romeo something out of Jamaica that, like, I thought that was genius.

01:46:58.580 I told him once, I go, dude, want to know what would make a great fucking sample is fucking

01:47:02.820 Hitler.

01:47:03.200 And he was like, yeah, no, I swear to God.

01:47:06.740 I'm like, like you sample Hitler.

01:47:09.260 That would be like fucking epic.

01:47:11.820 It could.

01:47:12.220 Was this before his arc of, uh, the, uh, I love him.

01:47:15.540 No, it was like during it.

01:47:16.900 Okay.

01:47:17.300 It was during.

01:47:17.760 It was when he was saying, I have some ideas.

01:47:20.980 It was literally when he was on the, on his way to trajectory.

01:47:23.980 And I was on, he was on his way to the info war studio and Owen tells him that.

01:47:28.180 And then he walks in there and he goes, I love Hitler.

01:47:29.880 And everyone's like, what the fuck tons of ideas that whole time.

01:47:34.540 I was just saying musically, you know, it's like, there's certain people where their voice,

01:47:41.220 it's just like emotionally moves you.

01:47:44.240 Did you, did you still have the artist that really would be, it's like Martin Luther King.

01:47:48.400 Was it like, he would just say it's, it's his music.

01:47:50.560 I have a dream today.

01:47:52.360 The one day little boys and girls, it doesn't even matter what they're saying.

01:47:56.000 He's singing.

01:47:56.720 It was like, yeah, you put that on a staccato.

01:48:00.820 Yeah.

01:48:01.280 It's like, I'm okay.

01:48:03.060 It's talking about how everyone's like, a lot of these people, what I've noticed is

01:48:06.840 they have relative or perfect pitch.

01:48:08.660 So Obama definitely does people that do, they're able to hit certain inflections when

01:48:12.700 they're talking to you to make it interesting.

01:48:14.980 So they're fully aware of what they're doing.

01:48:17.160 And it also would be interesting to have like, like millions of black people singing a hook

01:48:22.220 that is sang by Hitler.

01:48:24.300 What does that do to the whole world?

01:48:25.840 If people are like now, like that might bring world peace.

01:48:28.900 No, it's, it's a consent.

01:48:30.740 Like, this is all magic.

01:48:31.960 Like, dude, I'll show you like one, like a magic hack that people do.

01:48:35.760 Like, you'd be like, by now you're thinking that, like by now you're thinking me and Clint

01:48:40.000 are getting along and by now you, and like, I'll just say by now, I don't do this by the

01:48:44.220 way, but I'm letting you know what it does.

01:48:46.080 You'd be like, by now you might be thinking, you're just saying by now, by now, by now.

01:48:51.800 Like Jordan Peterson does it all the time.

01:48:53.960 And he's like, he's like, you look at Benzos, take Benzos, take, he really will.

01:48:59.380 He'll be like, stop, be quiet.

01:49:03.260 And like, he'll talk, he'll be telling a story, but he's doing a command to the audience and

01:49:07.740 they just stop.

01:49:08.440 And he's like, and I watch him like a hawk and they're quiet.

01:49:12.120 And they're like, and you're like, Oh, he's just, he's doing a verbal control cues.

01:49:17.380 He's hacking their young archetypes.

01:49:19.960 I have, I have to note this because when I, I started to give speeches at, you know, stupid

01:49:25.620 anarchist conventions and shit with a bunch of retards like myself, only the blood of the

01:49:32.440 wheels of history.

01:49:35.180 I started to watch one of those and just cut all the lines and be like, no rulers, bro.

01:49:40.940 I started to watch a guy with an anarchy tattoo waiting in line.

01:49:46.020 What a faggot.

01:49:46.760 I started to watch Jordan Peterson videos because I wanted to get better at public speaking.

01:49:50.940 And what I, what I realized and I, and I've implemented it is that when I walk up to a

01:49:54.720 podium, I will just, you know how normally people will walk up, they're super nervous.

01:49:58.300 They say, you know, good day.

01:49:59.520 They like do some shit.

01:50:00.540 I, he walks up there and he just stands there stoically until everyone shuts the fuck up.

01:50:05.980 He'll just stand there until everyone shuts the fuck up.

01:50:08.300 And, and by, by doing so, he's already set like the rules of the road.

01:50:12.480 You will be attentive for the remainder of my speaking time.

01:50:15.800 It's fucking brilliant.

01:50:16.900 Do you know who did that?

01:50:17.580 My grass would have been very gay.

01:50:18.760 And if I was there, I'd be like, you fucking suck fuck face.

01:50:22.280 I think Marzinski, I think Marzinski did that to you.

01:50:26.380 I watched your interview and there was times where he was so quiet and you were like, is

01:50:30.220 this guy going to let me fucking stay here like this?

01:50:32.160 And then you started talking again.

01:50:33.360 Cause he, he's like pause for like a pregnant pause.

01:50:37.220 Maybe that's a power move.

01:50:38.540 I don't know.

01:50:38.780 He does it authentically.

01:50:40.060 I think, I don't think he's being manipulative.

01:50:41.480 I think he's actually thinking, cause there was points where he's like, it took my son.

01:50:46.320 You know, he's like actually in pain, you know?

01:50:48.580 Yeah.

01:50:48.820 And Peterson is just a total fucking actor.

01:50:51.560 Same with Obama's like, well, you know, right now you might be thinking I'm here with big

01:50:55.620 Mike.

01:50:56.260 Does she have a dick?

01:50:56.980 Like, it's like, it's musicality.

01:51:00.020 It's, it's just like, like I, I'm watching it and Kanye sees through the whole thing too.

01:51:05.340 I'm just like, oh, they're just doing music.

01:51:07.220 And Trump does it too.

01:51:08.300 Trump does a total musical thing and he does this whole thing and all his like stuff.

01:51:12.740 It's just, but it's fine.

01:51:14.780 I'm not mad at it.

01:51:15.960 It, it's good for, you know, controlling crowds.

01:51:19.980 Uh, I didn't want to ask you, Owen, did you ever have any, um, interaction with Cat Williams?

01:51:25.600 No, but I thought he was, his interview was funny.

01:51:28.060 Okay.

01:51:28.320 So you did watch the interview because I don't know if these guys watched it, but I watched

01:51:31.920 the whole thing.

01:51:32.620 I don't watch black TV.

01:51:33.400 I think it was watch podcasts cause I'm not retarded, but I did listen to the whole time.

01:51:37.040 Okay.

01:51:37.440 But I did everything.

01:51:38.600 I've always got earphones in, but dude, it was, uh, it was just, it was just kind of funny

01:51:43.000 hearing him talk about like, he was like, he had all these guys, like they were like

01:51:46.140 wearing dresses.

01:51:46.820 So he was like, because they were just sticking out their, their butthole and they were just

01:51:49.680 like, here, fuck me.

01:51:50.780 Or so he was like, he was just calling out every, like all the big black comedians.

01:51:54.600 He called out Rogan too.

01:51:55.540 It was great.

01:51:56.160 He did.

01:51:56.700 He was like, Polly, Polly shore came out when he was super hammered.

01:51:59.780 And he said that it was, uh, Mark Wahlberg and DiCaprio where they were, all three of

01:52:05.180 them were at a party and, and fucking, uh, Pacino and, and, uh, De Niro said, yo, you

01:52:11.960 come over here and you let us, uh, put a finger in your ass and we'll get you into the next

01:52:16.320 movie that you want.

01:52:17.080 And, and, uh, apparently Polly shore says no DiCaprio.

01:52:20.780 The other dude say yes.

01:52:22.080 And they went on.

01:52:22.740 I saw that clean.

01:52:24.420 And I don't know if you're stoned when you watched that, but I'm pretty sure that was

01:52:27.000 a comedic like little bit.

01:52:28.200 He did, but it did not seem funny.

01:52:30.600 It totally seemed like a skit.

01:52:31.960 Like he was fucking around.

01:52:34.020 I wouldn't believe that.

01:52:35.280 It sounds like a hater.

01:52:36.120 He's, you know, he's just like, I agree.

01:52:37.580 Actually, they got their movie roles because like Polly shore would have been the star of

01:52:41.960 inception.

01:52:42.480 If he let someone, like he was really keeping a good, good grip on that.

01:52:51.300 Polly shore and basketball diaries.

01:52:53.020 It's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:52:54.880 He's like, yeah, Polly shore and Titanic.

01:52:56.480 It's like, he's like, he's like, well, like, I don't even know.

01:53:02.840 Like he was so bad.

01:53:05.600 What was it?

01:53:06.380 You know, man.

01:53:07.140 What was he?

01:53:07.560 And he was like, you know, man.

01:53:08.560 And Cino man was probably his best movie.

01:53:10.640 Or what was, uh, in, in the army now.

01:53:13.680 I think he's in, uh, what was his like, he was like, what was his thing?

01:53:17.720 He always did.

01:53:18.520 That was fucking, he said a weasel.

01:53:21.060 Like, yeah.

01:53:22.380 Imagine that in a real movie.

01:53:24.280 He's like, Oh yeah.

01:53:25.440 I almost, if I just let him finger my ass, I would have been in Titanic.

01:53:30.500 It's funny because cat, cat Williams was like, he was like actually funny.

01:53:33.800 He was in a ton.

01:53:34.580 He's apparently in a ton of movies.

01:53:36.020 It was just funny to hear him also just be like, all those Madea movies.

01:53:39.520 It's like, who's counting anymore?

01:53:40.980 No, no.

01:53:41.580 But he was saying, he was like, that's the ones he was like, these guys.

01:53:44.700 He was like, uh, like Tyler Perry.

01:53:46.960 He was like, they, they'd rather dress up as a woman, uh, and do a movie than do like

01:53:51.500 just any, like do standup.

01:53:52.860 He was like, they, they, they can't wait to get into the next movie to be a woman.

01:53:56.240 He was like, and he was like, Steven Crowder's the same way.

01:53:58.520 Yeah.

01:53:58.840 That's like a demon.

01:54:01.220 They love it.

01:54:01.860 They're like, give me an address.

01:54:03.260 Let's own that left.

01:54:04.200 It's, it's literally this, like I couldn't, when I was listening, I could only think about

01:54:08.040 Steven Crowder and that's all I can think about.

01:54:09.680 Standup looks really hard to do.

01:54:11.100 I'd never do that shit.

01:54:13.160 It is hard.

01:54:14.040 It's like a fucking craft.

01:54:15.660 It's legit.

01:54:16.340 We, we have occupied a tremendous amount of your time and we are, as, as always, we are

01:54:20.620 very honored that you would do so.

01:54:22.420 It's been fucking hilarious and amazing.

01:54:24.580 Would you mind in the, the honor of the evening as we did last time, if you would like to,

01:54:30.280 it's your, your prerogative.

01:54:31.560 Hawk our racers.

01:54:32.360 To take us out with some sort of ballad dedicated to Vivek Ramaswamy, uh, toad.

01:54:37.480 Please go buy Nadeau Shaveco razors.

01:54:40.180 Oh yeah.

01:54:40.580 N-A-D-E-A-U Shaveco.com.

01:54:42.840 Promo code Tower Gang.

01:54:44.000 15% off.

01:54:49.760 Imagine to put a dot on your forehead.

01:54:56.000 Seemed like a good bit at the time.

01:54:58.640 Three fucking hours later, you realize you were out of your mind.

01:55:14.420 Imagine being that retarded.

01:55:17.120 Put pudding cow shit on your forehead.

01:55:23.500 The big Ramaswamy is going to save America.

01:55:33.500 After he's done with the pomp and dump.

01:55:36.560 Say what you want about all the alternatives.

01:55:45.680 There is a white guy named Trump.

01:55:52.160 Vivek Ramaswamy will eat a pie of cow shit.

01:55:55.760 Satisfy his God with eight arms.

01:56:03.880 All these podcasting anarcho-capitalists.

01:56:09.820 Trying to educate me and I'm literally in a fucking barn.

01:56:16.360 Dave Smith is a fucking pussy.

01:56:20.200 Hi guys.

01:56:27.100 Good night everybody.

01:56:29.120 Thank you.

01:56:29.840 Make sure you hit like button.

01:56:31.380 Leave a comment.

01:56:32.200 Share it around.

01:56:32.760 We love you guys.

01:56:33.520 Peace out.

01:56:33.740 Love you.

01:56:34.420 Oh my god.

01:56:35.680 Talking towers.

01:56:36.480 Go ahead.

01:56:36.760 Take it.

01:56:37.080 This is a fucking fun episode.

01:56:40.860 No one's going to play the fucking graphic.

01:56:42.320 Okay everybody.

01:56:50.040 I'm Tyler Yonke.

01:56:50.700 I'm the producer of Tower Gang and also their legal counsel.

01:56:54.180 I push buttons and pull levers and look for ways to legally fire Toad and also to keep

01:56:59.800 Cole away from criminally and having everyone.

01:57:04.620 He's a criminal.

01:57:05.740 That's what it's going to be.

01:57:06.520 He's going to be a criminal.

01:57:07.620 Okay.

01:57:08.240 This is the producer cam.

01:57:09.420 I just thought I should give you a little insight to this.

01:57:11.680 This is the cam that is pointed at me as part of a kind of like a Crowder type contract

01:57:17.300 I have with Tower Gang.

01:57:18.420 Okay.

01:57:18.700 Top insists to have the back of my head and Clint insists that I have this inspirational

01:57:23.960 video slideshow going on over here.

01:57:27.260 So that's part of what we have here.

01:57:29.380 Remember all previous apologies and disclaimers and legal notices not in effect or conflict

01:57:35.560 with this episode shall remain in full force and effect.

01:57:38.120 I'm not going to read all of our look at these apologies here, but we did have some today.

01:57:44.420 Vivek, Maldives, street shitters, Jews, of course, a lot of the Indians, Meriwether,

01:57:52.380 Lewis, and William Clark, Top Lobster, and his wife, Gandhi, Pauly Shore, Hitler, and slave

01:57:57.620 owners to name a few.

01:57:59.000 So, all right, Owen Benjamin, he's had our number one show here for a while on audio.

01:58:06.120 Let's see if we beat it tonight.

01:58:07.220 I don't know.

01:58:07.520 It was a little bit different.

01:58:08.300 Don't forget the Aryan Party down at LPGeorgia.com, January 26th to 28th, and you can probably

01:58:15.980 still get there to see the boys.

01:58:17.420 They are going on slightly offensive Friday night at 10 p.m., so make sure you check them

01:58:23.060 out.

01:58:23.340 They are coming there pretty quick.

01:58:24.500 A Toad of Better Off Dead member, you could probably get a money back guarantee if you

01:58:29.360 join him there.

01:58:30.120 He's also doing a presidential debate with the Christian Caucus coming up on the 21st.

01:58:35.720 That's going to be a little odd.

01:58:37.480 Cole talked about being natural on Kyle Matovic's show.

01:58:42.280 You can go there and check that one out.

01:58:43.820 We all have the Nephilim Death Squad.

01:58:45.120 They had Mark Clare on recently.

01:58:47.540 Oddly, Mark Clare and David and Top Lobster all rejoined the Libertarian Party.

01:58:52.700 Please go see that show.

01:58:54.680 You'll see it there.

01:58:56.160 As we know, Jose had on Pete Quinones.

01:58:58.600 It was a big show he had with him.

01:59:00.560 I would say go check that out.

01:59:01.880 I'm talking about pogroms.

01:59:03.860 Laura Loomer.

01:59:04.780 No.

01:59:05.460 Blair White?

01:59:06.400 I don't know.

01:59:07.000 Go check out Clint Russell.

01:59:08.480 He had a debate there with Blair White on IRL.

01:59:12.920 That was good stuff.

01:59:13.700 And make sure if you join his show or his Patreon, you might be able to win a date.

01:59:18.200 TopLobster.com, MerchEngine.com for all your good stuff.

01:59:21.460 I'm Tyler Yonke.

01:59:22.720 LPR is one of my shows.

01:59:24.240 We're doing Liberty Podcast, Kill Podcast, coming up here on February 2nd.

01:59:28.860 Next week.

01:59:29.740 What are we going to do next week?

01:59:30.880 Is Toad going to be around?

01:59:32.280 Stay tuned.

01:59:32.840 Welcome, everybody, to another livestream edition of Tower Gang.

01:59:49.860 We are fucking thrilled, thrilled to have.

01:59:53.280 He won't be with us much longer, so Crypt Daddy, I want to introduce you first, brother.

01:59:56.720 Thank you so much for joining us, man.

01:59:58.440 Gang, gang, what's up?

01:59:59.480 How are you guys doing?

02:00:00.780 What's up?

02:00:01.340 Things must pass.

02:00:03.760 Even our commitment won't last.

02:00:11.960 You had places to go?

02:00:17.820 Are you fucking right?

02:00:18.560 Exactly.

02:00:30.940 I had shows coming up, because I actually do shit on my cute fuckers.

02:00:35.980 How can you be so sure?

02:00:39.040 It's a cabal.

02:00:39.700 It's a consortium.

02:00:53.080 I'm just saying.

02:00:55.020 The fucking sexual abuse pussy.

02:00:57.940 It goes hard.

02:01:14.060 What's going wrong?

02:01:17.500 What's going wrong?

02:01:19.260 Hitler's fleshlight.

02:01:25.300 That's a good one.

02:01:26.700 That's a good one.

02:01:27.520 I really like Hitler's fleshlight.

02:01:29.140 That's really good.

02:01:30.000 He actually would really like that, too.

02:01:32.040 Yeah.

02:01:32.200 Title of the episode.

02:01:33.020 All right.

02:01:33.820 Good.

02:01:34.440 Angel?

02:01:34.900 Angel?

02:01:39.520 Thank you.

02:01:43.480 Thank you.

Tower Gang - January 18, 2024

Ep 160 - Clintervention w⧸ Owen Benjamin

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