Tower Gang - Ep 159 - Why They Run Like That？

00:00:00.000 what the fuck 1.00

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00:00:04.420 what the fuck's up with you dude 1.00

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00:00:14.840 you're just asking a very general question 1.00

00:00:20.460 yeah what the fuck dude 1.00

00:00:24.460 like what the fuck is up with you like in life in general 1.00

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00:00:30.700 i want to i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want to step foot 0.99

00:00:37.500 yes i'm not gonna narrow this down what the fuck 0.99

00:00:42.740 be the star of the show right now go 0.99

00:00:47.280 go to sleep dude just go home and sleep man

00:00:58.280 i'm just being cozy

00:01:07.500 it's power again

00:01:14.020 tuesday

00:01:14.700 what's up retards 1.00

00:01:19.700 i'm trying to start a cult here baby 1.00

00:01:21.960 so i can only fit a third of my dick into toad 1.00

00:01:24.560 mussy 1.00

00:01:26.120 you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know 1.00

00:01:30.220 when i say fuck the jews for me i'm horny 1.00

00:01:33.260 how low is me i'm retarded 1.00

00:01:35.920 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit with it 0.99

00:01:39.860 the three of you had a threesome of some kind 1.00

00:01:43.940 i was watching it and jerking off 1.00

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00:01:58.480 donald trump come on tower gang

00:02:00.240 tower gang is the most offensive podcast 1.00

00:02:03.140 fat dave fuck you man 1.00

00:02:05.060 it's not what this show is about 1.00

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00:02:13.200 it's increasingly challenging to intro because i laugh during during the montage 0.99

00:02:20.460 welcome everybody to a very special tuesday version of tower gang this is clint russell your host along with the legend himself the man who goes viral to this tune of 100 000 likes mr top lobster

00:02:32.420 just uh just creating the the mythology of the nyc tunnels host of top lobster.com uh as well as nephilim death squad i gotta remember that we got the host of two and a half takes

00:02:39.360 i feel like i'd interject there but i feel like my my body of work just uh said it speaks for me so just go ahead i'll be quiet keep going it does it speaks for itself we got the host of two and a half takes mr 0.96

00:02:51.360 jack my body of work bitch cold yo bitch uh we got we got we got no way jose in the in the hizzle he is uh he does a whole bunch of fucking deep dives into fbi stuff he's very smart but he's also gay 1.00

00:03:04.640 uh then we have toad who does better off dead is that right i i do do better off in that state yes i'm representing the jews tonight your mic continues to be low and it's very disappointing 0.99

00:03:16.360 uh thank you guys so like if anything it's up too fucking just mute him every time he every time he 0.97

00:03:22.120 mics he picks his gain up i lower his his volume oh that could be it uh anyways thank you guys for

00:03:29.640 tuning in why are we on two tunnels yeah let's just let's get right into it okay we're jumping in we're

00:03:35.260 gonna skip jose's haircut for jew tunnels yeah okay let's talk about his haircut first i was going i was

00:03:40.440 going for the theme we're talking to tunnels this just seems i was i was just gonna say dude like like you

00:03:45.360 look like you are ready to talk some jew tunnels dude you were so mad about it too you came into 1.00

00:03:49.840 and you were like dude they fucked up my hair man bro this was it like a was it a black guy yes it was 0.99

00:03:55.520 a black guy they're honestly usually they're dope they usually are pretty dope sometimes the ones that 1.00

00:04:00.320 aren't as good they just don't get white hair and he legit like i just i i did the thing i do it every

00:04:04.800 haircut and i like fall asleep because i don't know it feels nice uh and i just fall i fall asleep during 0.93

00:04:09.840 i fall asleep that is dangerous you fall asleep with like you fell asleep with a black man with 1.00

00:04:15.760 blades behind you yeah i'm gonna fuck you out of your mind dude this guy gets white uh hair more 1.00

00:04:21.760 than most yeah dude i had this barber i had this black barber in coney island that i i've never told 1.00

00:04:27.040 anybody this but for some reason like i i was going to him since like high school and i just thought this

00:04:32.080 was normal but every time he cut my hair he like he'd rub his nuts on my arm like when i'm sitting on

00:04:37.360 there and it was like i was like for some reason that's what they do they they teach them that in

00:04:42.240 uh barbershop i didn't even question it i feel like i've been molested but this

00:04:47.200 rubbed his nuts on my arm more times than i could count and i kept going back to him

00:04:50.800 what do you mean how tall is this nick no no no how tall is he like to where he can so you're in

00:04:55.680 a chair like this i understand that but like that's a it had to be a low chair if you're getting

00:05:00.880 your nuts on somebody's shoulder see how short are your legs this is how tall this is how short cole is 1.00

00:05:06.480 that he's like he's like you're going to a nice barbershop they have the ones that come down and 0.91

00:05:11.360 stuff i don't i don't believe that if i'm sitting down clint can put his nuts on my shoulder like

00:05:16.880 just walking by this guy listen for argument's sake here this guy's nuts were perfect height

00:05:22.880 to where my elbow was and he would do it every time but like like he didn't say shoulder he said 0.99

00:05:28.800 elbow so like that's perfectly not my shoulder rub your balls on right here and you're in a higher 0.93

00:05:34.000 chair you're in like a barber chair you know so every time he passed me i feel like well i don't 0.99

00:05:37.920 know it's it's like did you see where my dick was yeah your dick was right i guess it was kind of 1.00

00:05:43.200 right it was right on the motherfucking shoulder bro come on slap that thing right on your fucking 1.00

00:05:46.640 throat you just don't you just don't know what what it's like being at all you don't know about 1.00

00:05:51.840 this what was he wearing was he was he like a regular black guy wearing like gray sweatpants where 0.99

00:05:55.920 you could see the imprint of his dick too and so like if you turned if you turned you just saw like 0.99

00:06:00.640 how awesome is it that i'm wearing black gray sweatpants as you see yeah he's a commando like 0.99

00:06:05.520 clint he's just got the nuts right there and the guy was wearing like jeans or something like that

00:06:09.360 you know it's like a black pop but i'm like now i'm thinking like why you did that every time like 0.79

00:06:12.480 is that like a dominance thing what are you trying to do here the gay thing it was after a while i stopped 0.87

00:06:17.520 i got so uncomfortable with it i never went back to him i went to someone else but like i went to

00:06:21.200 this guy for a long time yeah you said you were with him well you said you were with him for years

00:06:25.920 for years after like seven eight orgasms i was the out of there this guy kept making my

00:06:32.640 shoulder crusty i was like i just can't do this anymore man we gotta see like i swear to god if 1.00

00:06:37.440 you put your balls on me one more time i might leave tyrone you've been rubbing your balls on my 1.00

00:06:42.960 elbow for four years and i've never said a word i will not come back here again you're telling me you 1.00

00:06:48.000 guys uh your barbers don't put their balls on you what are you talking about i already did that 1.00

00:06:51.600 joke dude dude it's so funny because uh no listen because what the fuck is up with you toad do i 1.00

00:07:00.240 have to ask you again it's an entirely new week i still gotta ask what the fuck dude hold on it's 0.98

00:07:04.720 so funny because like like we were gonna get into it just tunnel juice uh but last night i'm just i'm 0.84

00:07:10.480 throwing out bangers left and right trying to as many as i can and toad comes in he's like what about

00:07:15.440 this one and i was just like just no just dude it's just oh yeah he did yeah and i was like

00:07:22.320 totally like if you want to do it like he was like he's like he's like they're in the subway

00:07:26.080 because they're just pretty uh genetically predisposed to get onto trains yeah i'm like

00:07:31.440 the tunnels had nothing to do with the elements but no you just can't work them together i'm saying

00:07:36.000 they did i was like what's going on please explain i'm tying i sent it i sent it in the gc playboy

00:07:42.400 we got uh we got surge.com rocking the top lobster on the show oh that's nice man man yeah

00:07:48.400 i wish people that actually matter watch that show i don't i don't read your guys messages that

00:07:52.880 much you are really trying hard not to get on tim cast aren't you you really are you do not want

00:07:57.680 to go he's just so sad that he wasn't he's the only one that hasn't been i can't believe i didn't

00:08:01.520 just hold without cole what the coal is cole's terrified of his own success because this whole

00:08:05.840 idea we try not to go and toad yeah he wants nothing more let's be honest though if he if he goes on

00:08:11.280 there do you think he's going to be successful that's a little silly toad oh that's him i thought

00:08:17.520 that that was uh that's care top it looked like uh that uh melee javier malay i was like yeah yeah

00:08:25.360 what if javier malay with the chainsaw with the top lobster shirt that would be fire

00:08:31.280 then you go meet with at the synagogue and you'd be like i have to disavow also toad would be like

00:08:36.000 he's wearing top lobster shirt everybody i know that's terrible wears top lobster shirt so it's just not

00:08:41.280 it's true toad logic 101 all right can we get into the true tunnels or what dude we have to get

00:08:47.760 into this is like multiple topics this is what i was saying we didn't even finish that top cut to

00:08:53.120 something else didn't finish that let me because i'm getting into it uh title i had it said i want

00:08:58.240 to talk about the tweet have my tweet queued up for this story um cole is afraid of success so much so

00:09:04.480 that i know he can do this but he has these banger ideas for tweets and he's like i can't do it can

00:09:10.240 somebody else do for me i don't have the technical i don't have the technical know-how somebody might

00:09:14.720 show my mom this no no no no sometimes it's even words sometimes he's like i don't know i can't

00:09:19.120 figure out how to say this could you say it yeah well those are just more like i have an idea of just 0.73

00:09:24.240 a tweet and i like need some help in the writing room there's other ideas that i'm like i said nigger 0.99

00:09:29.520 once i need i need to i need to use photoshop or some type of video editor and i do not know how to do that

00:09:36.160 and i know people that do so i just give and hopefully what i hope for is they do it and

00:09:41.520 they give the tweet that the the file back to me and i tweet it but instead anytime i do this at top

00:09:47.280 top immediately takes it so it just tweets it every time i think why would you do the labor

00:09:52.480 yeah that's what i mean it's like i i what like who says that marks like i put the the value of my

00:09:57.360 labor it's my intellectual property yeah i know but i infused it with myself to tell you

00:10:05.440 that intellectual property thing he's the one who's executing it so he gets it go check out episode

00:10:11.600 37 of no way jose we talk about intellectual property with literally von mises or something i 0.52

00:10:16.880 i think i did talk about with kinsella at one point but i couldn't tell you the fucking episode all 0.89

00:10:20.800 right so so for the audience's understanding cole doesn't tweet anymore he basically like he's totally

00:10:26.240 giving up on it his attention span has shut up his attention span has boiled down to like instagram

00:10:31.600 and tick tock level he can't he can't even bring himself to read tweets he's just like he's done

00:10:36.160 with it right but then then shut up then the jew then the jew tunnel story comes out and this

00:10:41.760 is activated in a way i haven't seen in at least two years he's just incoming he's in the gc and he's

00:10:49.520 just like do this do this go go red team go go and every single thought he had was a banger it was

00:10:55.680 it was like you songs are up here's coal ultra apparently here's the first one the jews come 1.00

00:11:00.000 out of the tunnels and coals and the thing is i have and i've told i yeah well this is all all cole's 0.91

00:11:05.920 idea it really was i even sent the video and i said this is what you need to do yeah but the execution

00:11:13.120 by top was flawless absolutely slaps did you add did you add the the music or was that already

00:11:23.600 on that video yeah i added that i don't even know why'd you choose that why'd you choose that music

00:11:27.360 i was just i'm curious rap music i think i thought you jacked that from jinx you you put that music

00:11:32.480 on it i i feel like i've seen that but there's so many different versions of that because i was in

00:11:36.560 my head i thought of even like i want to preface this way this was already a banger and and you

00:11:42.480 get a great top but i was thinking in my head of like the uh any type of jewish like weird songs

00:11:47.200 that they sing and you hear it really muffled and then he opens it up and then it like

00:11:50.960 fucking like comes in like hard and they're all just like that's what i was thinking but yeah 0.85

00:11:55.680 yeah something like that it was kind of fun though because it was like it was like rap music that you 0.99

00:12:00.240 probably expect someone to be playing in new york but then to have the jews like popping up and down 1.00

00:12:04.880 i think the rap was a good touch though i think that's preferable to then going like that

00:12:08.720 well it set it off in the black community i'm sure you've got a lot of yeah the black yeah the black 0.77

00:12:12.800 twitter once i saw it was reaching black twitter i was like i just stopped looking at it i was like this

00:12:16.000 is on this is gone i can't control it anymore they just dude they hate that you know how many

00:12:20.880 you know how many of these same quote tweets i got y'all has been playing too much thousands

00:12:27.760 thousands word for word i have to i was i was i was thinking about this there are pros and cons to

00:12:34.880 getting a viral tweet tweet and like i just had one today as well so i was like i was just thinking

00:12:39.200 about this pro it's great to see your notifications just you refresh and it's like 30 more and it's just

00:12:44.320 like it just makes you feel exhilarated it becomes a nightmare after a while it does it is a pro to

00:12:48.640 the con but also things the con is you get to see some of the most retarded people ever say the same 0.99

00:12:56.480 shit over and over again i had the one i did was the jews running across the marathon street like 0.99

00:13:01.520 there's a marathon going through the jews running across you know how many times i saw jew frogger 1.00

00:13:05.280 today just everybody's just saying jew frogger it's like it's like some like guys guys jew frogger

00:13:15.520 honestly pretty funny it's funny but not the 18th time you see it mine mine also kind of funny i i

00:13:22.800 tweeted out the viral one that i had was talking about miami i tweet out the video of all the cops

00:13:27.920 in miami at the mall and i say yo my internet's been out for 24 hours it's never happened before

00:13:32.640 this is pretty wild i get a thousand plus and once again it's black twitter that catches it right 0.99

00:13:38.880 thousand plus black dudes quote tweet me pay your bills pay your bills 0.99

00:13:44.000 and it's like it's like you know what first time hilarious hundredth time now i'm racist you did this 0.94

00:13:49.840 it's like they don't understand like that's the there was i think someone's i can't remember one of

00:13:53.360 us or i saw like someone tweeted it was just like they don't understand the only like the only reason for

00:13:58.960 someone's uh going down is what's up with them running like that you ever see a troubleshooting

00:14:04.640 tree and like if this then like i imagine that was like the first one bill look don't even nothing

00:14:10.480 else considered just hey yo yo yo hold up hold up i got a banger quote quote tweet this what jew frogger

00:14:16.960 bro you know what what he's doing this is this is how they that's how they scamper through the tunnels

00:14:23.040 100 look see how he's crouched a little you see all that he this one is the only one that it's so

00:14:27.680 funny oh the little kids is like but that guy's the best that that one is unbelievable you gotta stay low

00:14:33.440 and then there's a little headroom that was the only other like comment it was jew frogger and why

00:14:37.920 the they run like that like that's all like that was a funny question he's running like that because

00:14:43.280 he sees a bank right there it really is like it reminds me of like squirrels like on the side of the road

00:14:47.840 everybody was saying rats but yeah squirrels is fine too yeah well any sort of rodent will do 0.99

00:14:51.760 that's similar mannerism can i get an answer though like why the fuck they run like that though 0.97

00:14:55.920 i don't think they're athletic i think their bones their bones are barely held together through 0.97

00:15:00.880 all the incest breeding years and years of evolving in a subterranean environment is what it's done

00:15:09.360 all right it's like the hills have eyes they're all these like underground

00:15:12.240 incestuous mutants now but what goes on 0.99

00:15:19.280 oh dude you got it oh you got it oh my god but what goes on is i i found out i'm a topical

00:15:26.240 tweeter it's only when big events happen that i like have to and i find them really funny they

00:15:30.000 have to connect to jews or some sort of racist thing and then i can just like i'll just like spit

00:15:35.280 off like 30 like i don't know just and also i i said this in the i was like i'm good at three things

00:15:40.400 like i i know how to please a woman or at least one of the women 1.00

00:15:45.840 i can i can design a residential subdivision and i know internet culture enough to where i like

00:15:51.440 i like i was just thinking about okay we need to make a same high tweet we have to make a same

00:15:54.800 high tweet and i say this every uh jose was telling today the funny thing is every time you do it you're

00:16:00.480 like hey uh what's that mean with with the guy and he does the thing and then like by the time like

00:16:06.560 we finally figure out what the fuck you said someone else someone's already done it or someone 0.88

00:16:10.640 else has already done it and it's too far you mean same high i mean why don't you say same 0.97

00:16:14.560 hide me it was so it was so good though with the the sam apostrophe uh ul i was like heidberg oh my

00:16:22.880 god dog even though even though samuel is just a jewish name to begin with i thought the apostrophe

00:16:30.800 i wonder how he feels about it like because this happens all the time now to him and this time was

00:16:36.160 like a i guess this one pretty viral like a couple million times you're seeing this was

00:16:45.120 can you imagine his lifestyle like he could just be like at a grocery store and someone could come

00:16:49.600 up to him and be like wow i just want to thank you for your service on snake island in the battle

00:16:54.480 against russia and then then some other dude walks around the corner sees him and he's like 1.00

00:16:59.520 you're that motherfucker mandalay bay you 0.99

00:17:01.280 can you imagine if sam hyde got like domed piece by somebody they're like i got him i got the guy 1.00

00:17:08.000 that got all those kids you're like oh my god what you did in new york city with that tunnel 0.97

00:17:13.840 shit you you ain't right bro you y'all playing too much y'all playing too much this for parkland 0.99

00:17:18.560 and they're just 1.00

00:17:22.400 i'm telling you it's every this is what you did to jfk

00:17:26.560 i can't believe you would trap all those people on j6 samuel

00:17:31.680 i'm i'm i'm basically taking all the blame if he does get popped or something like that and it's

00:17:36.560 cole did it i just yeah he made me tweet that i tweeted it that's it that was cole's idea though

00:17:41.600 he gave me anti-semitism by the way i also so i uh i told him i was like hey do the uh saddam

00:17:47.520 hussein meme as well like he's like in the tunnel with the vent which is just an all-time

00:17:51.760 meme and i he did that one and i i saw somebody else do it after you and it was already going like

00:17:56.720 getting pretty i was like i was like i was like i i just know an internet culture enough and i have

00:18:01.360 a very artistic knowledge of random videos like the the jews running video i just remember that and

00:18:06.560 i was like this would be really funny to to add to this but how come you can't put this like to

00:18:11.120 work when we're like all right we got we got something over here called cole's culture corner

00:18:15.360 right and we play the music we show the graphic and then you give us dog well what we need we need

00:18:20.720 to get the show to a point where we have enough money to have like a team of people that just

00:18:24.480 kind of trail around cole and he just kind of like sits on hacky sacks and plays with things

00:18:30.720 jews running across street and then he just kind of carries on with his day and just kind of spits 0.83

00:18:34.400 balls ideas he's kind of throwing out these like random retarded thoughts and we need some 0.92

00:18:38.800 somebody else to piece us together so cole actually we think he's the glue but he's

00:18:42.400 actually the opposite like i imagine like peeing and then throw the door open hey hey hey what's

00:18:48.160 going on with the jew tunnels i think i have an idea i just i just you just have to have somebody like

00:18:53.920 write it down write it down i'm not even kidding we need an executive assistant for cole to just like 0.99

00:18:58.560 like just use his genius why isn't liz doing this yeah why isn't liz doing this oh my god that'd be 0.52

00:19:04.560 great we got by the way i got i have to interject here um what what liz did to you a few days ago on 1.00

00:19:10.960 the internet oh yeah totally totally worthy of divorce yeah yeah i will say i and i said i was i was

00:19:19.200 going after you were a little hurt weren't you you were hurt no i was fine i don't know he was hurt but

00:19:24.480 he was still smiling the same way he was let's go back and discuss because it's an interesting

00:19:28.000 discussion it was the pearl uh pearly things whatever her name is it was her early things

00:19:33.520 that's what she calls herself oh yeah i disagree with you on this one for sure i disagree with all

00:19:38.480 of you girl a is like smoking hot blonde with tattoos and then her statistics are like 129 body count 1.00

00:19:46.000 she's got four kids she's got this she's got that and she's all up she doesn't believe in 0.97

00:19:52.000 jesus every std on the planet is what she's got this the other side is a fat white girl looks like 1.00

00:19:57.440 you can just find her at any there we go let's just read it what's great what's great is somebody

00:20:02.080 on her mind actually found found who these people were and actually like like linked to their uh they

00:20:08.240 linked to her to the the the girl that girl a's twitter and they linked to an article on girl b where

00:20:13.280 everybody was calling her fat it's actually really funny there's an article she's a she's a british like 0.99

00:20:19.120 glamour she's like it's something she does some like glamour on like it from britain's but where's 1.00

00:20:24.000 girl a from i don't really give a about girl b you guys are saying dude dude i'm going with c all the

00:20:29.040 way man but here's the question see see the statistics there the question is who you marry 1.00

00:20:34.800 who do you marry and there's one caveat girl b cannot get slimmer she can't lose weight yeah 1.00

00:20:42.000 recognize the better choice is b but i just cannot subject my life to that i i would have to go a like i'm

00:20:49.040 sorry that matters to me i need i need to understand toad's rationale here toad you have

00:20:53.760 you have a sickness for the thickness you're saying like regardless of the stats you prefer b

00:20:59.040 no no no no no no that's the whole hypothetical is the stats the stats i don't know but he said

00:21:04.560 he's saying he has a sickness for the thickness look here's here's the here's the question that's not

00:21:09.680 being considered this b b is dead before 50. that's a fact i'm fine with that interesting 0.98

00:21:21.760 that's not the worst idea you know so why are you a virgin we can totally get you another fat 1.00

00:21:27.120 virgin girl i mean are you saying that she's out of your league no she's clearly not out of my league 1.00

00:21:33.280 i could swing a i don't know if that's so clearly dude dude you can get a b i guarantee it did you 0.99

00:21:41.200 hear this he says he can swing a yeah a is everything with a dick dude look at that 0.99

00:21:45.840 bitch dude except you i guarantee you none of those 119 partners would be you 1.00

00:21:52.880 you had 190 shots 119 shots at it and you struck out no it's not me we're also not thinking about 1.00

00:21:58.640 i shot her down imagine toad with another virgin is also like a fat fucking virgin this is this is 0.99

00:22:04.320 why they want to have nick fuentes on the show so they can both we can have two of them and and 0.99

00:22:08.160 the funny the crazy thing is i'll no longer be the most virginal on the show so pearl put a um

00:22:14.000 a poll under the tweet 60 of guys chose b and i well let's not say they're guys it's just 60 of

00:22:20.160 people chose me i was like this is set up that's a white pill and what and what i said what i quote

00:22:26.320 tweeted was i was like if you choose b i can guarantee your hallway chirps i was like that's

00:22:32.640 this should be this would be a better poll it's like you could do this poll but no blacks and then 1.00

00:22:37.600 we're going to get a real good idea of what we're going to isolate that variable i think there's a

00:22:43.840 lot of there's a lot of larping because it is on like right-wing twitter it's a larp to be like you

00:22:49.520 want a girl that is you want her to be a virgin and you want to like but like i don't believe those 1.00

00:22:54.640 like they say that but i don't think they like it presented this choice in real life they would

00:22:58.800 not choose i mean if it was a a and b were the same picture i would pick b you know like it was the

00:23:04.640 same girl you know what i mean like i would prefer not as a virgin like so yes i prefer a virgin to a

00:23:10.160 run-through but would you that's also true you're saying you'd marry b then no no i'm saying if they

00:23:19.040 looked the same if i think all of us i had was the same girl on the left i think all of us chose a 0.79

00:23:24.480 except for toad yeah yeah it was retarded you're all retarded also i also the funny the funny stat 0.91

00:23:30.640 on here is the tattoos 30 like tattoos actually married men with children here and we married 0.96

00:23:35.200 men with kids i don't care that's run through so that looks just like this

00:23:42.880 he actually he actually already slept with this girl he was he was number 69.

00:23:46.000 a is actually my ex and it's really offensive that we're talking about if you want to argue

00:23:50.560 the existence of my wife the stats are still very much against you vegas would not like these odds 0.99

00:23:56.000 none of you guys are married to uh to run through bitches all right so don't talk about a bitch like 1.00

00:24:01.600 that yeah you don't know my life whose wife are you calling a whore let's rephrase this question 1.00

00:24:07.680 let's rephrase this question to toad toad number one you're saying you would 0.99

00:24:12.720 be marry b yeah do you why are you lying though do you think you'd be able to do you think you

00:24:18.720 would legitimately be able to talk her into a date yeah that girl are you kidding me now 1.00

00:24:27.840 we are glossing over we are glossing over the two kids part dude my problem you think you can get

00:24:32.400 that girl to you is what i'm saying you think you can get her to you b b well she's a virgin no he 1.00

00:24:38.720 could there's a there's an 18 year there's an 18 year age gap that we're not talking about either 0.91

00:24:43.440 which is really up yeah yeah it's like almost pedophilia toad you're gonna marry her in the 0.99

00:24:48.560 tunnels toad she's gonna buy her alcohol you pervert oh she's fine oh she's fine oh is she 20. well my 0.99

00:24:55.920 problem with that would be like is she like mature enough no the answer is no bro she's 20. 1.00

00:25:01.120 well she can breed so but at least she hasn't had sex before right she's got that grip 1.00

00:25:11.120 dude the only thing she's got a grip on is then this was a line he did he he put out the argument 1.00

00:25:15.920 he was like we all know that fat bitches can suck dick i'm like no no no no that's not what it is 1.00

00:25:19.760 it's not that one can't they can't the stats prove that otherwise she is like god awful 1.00

00:25:24.560 that the chick by the way i just the chick on the left gives you best thought of your life i

00:25:28.320 guarantee you i destroyed toad like toad was trying to argue this in the chat and i actually wrecked his 0.98

00:25:32.480 ass because he was like girl on the left best turn your life if you're over a hundred a body count as 1.00

00:25:37.440 a chick you like the whole thing and fucking just yeah yeah dump it down your throat you don't give a 1.00

00:25:43.200 shit about the mythical dude this bitch i'm sure she could suck you don't give a shit about that 1.00

00:25:47.600 wait wait wait pause everybody pause if that baby gave me the mythical semi-regularly she could 1.00

00:25:52.560 fuck all my friends and i wouldn't give a shit you don't you don't i don't give a shit about the 1.00

00:25:56.960 mythical excuse me yeah what are you out of your fucking mind i don't need a blowjob that's that 1.00

00:26:04.640 good like as long as you don't know anything but a blowjob from your hand as long as it's good enough 1.00

00:26:10.800 oh my god you know hey you know what toad i'm with you brother i'm with you man 0.99

00:26:15.200 yeah well of course you're with him that's right that's right the no coming for blowjob crew right 1.00

00:26:22.240 i just like to quit and cap grizzly is right here by the way that bitch is a human twinkie 1.00

00:26:26.480 because i'd fill her up with my cream fillings yes bad whores do exist but generally speaking 1.00

00:26:32.960 if you're over a hundred like the only thing the only thing you've acquired some skills the only thing 0.96

00:26:37.840 that did like make me pause was the two kids thing and everybody in the comments was going like i

00:26:43.520 i thought it was there they're definitely mulattos is like everybody was saying that's not necessarily

00:26:49.120 true you know you know what's that is probably others are gone and i was just like she looks

00:26:54.320 like she used to be married to some like roided out freak and then probably was abusive or some 0.99

00:26:57.840 shit that's what and my but my thing was i was like laundry type guy you know i would still take 1.00

00:27:02.880 two kids that are not mine then the fattest bitch i've ever seen in my life like that fat are you 1.00

00:27:08.720 kidding me she's not okay she's she's a 20 year old by the time she's 30 she's going to be pushing 1.00

00:27:14.000 four bills if you put one baby in her you put one baby in her she's pushing she's definitely four 1.00

00:27:19.840 bills no she can't get more fit is what it's the way she's built like like some kind of a tank like 1.00

00:27:25.040 you can tell there's really no help like pearl pearl's built the same way she's built like a linebacker 1.00

00:27:29.840 like she has she has the uh the fact yeah run me over baby when you're when your arms are fatter than 1.00

00:27:36.000 your tits you're in serious trouble and that's and she's she's got that good rule of thumb she's 1.00

00:27:40.800 got that affliction big time and and you know what her tits ain't getting any bigger but her arms are 1.00

00:27:45.680 they're gonna keep getting bigger she looks like she doesn't look like a you know the fat people 1.00

00:27:49.600 that they're like oh they're like jiggly she looks like heavy fat like if she got on top of you it would 1.00

00:27:55.120 back on pearl and she's the unfortunate fat girl with small tits is what pearl is yeah if you ever 1.00

00:28:01.600 notice that like her tummy sticks out further than her little titty little titties do so she's not 1.00

00:28:05.920 even that fat i know that's what it's it's the small chest that makes it so much worse very 0.86

00:28:10.880 unfortunately this this girl that we're talking about like a dude in the fraternity this girl that 1.00

00:28:14.560 we're talking about here is prettier than pearl is there's no question about that it's actually

00:28:18.560 let's find out is she prettier than pearl absolutely no no she's got bigger bigger 1.00

00:28:24.000 weird looking also i do oh wait you're saying she knows better forms that come on i don't know

00:28:29.360 there's a baby is better than pearl i mean pearly and i was like jesus christ she's got a way 1.00

00:28:34.560 prettier face and she's actually built a lot of pieces here's the thing here's the thing i will say 0.98

00:28:43.680 and because i saw a lot of this people are going like i would just choose neither well no fucking 0.98

00:28:48.160 shit yeah me too i wouldn't choose neither yeah that's the thing that pisses malice off all the 0.99

00:28:52.880 time you have to choose but it was like it was like and the i think the cop-out was you can choose 0.99

00:28:57.520 neither but you have to be gay you have to be gay and so that was like it's not the gun to get your 0.76

00:29:02.000 head because i would take death over these two women now it would be just like it's not going to get 1.00

00:29:06.080 your head it's just you oh yeah like you take death no yeah are you serious even i wouldn't and i 1.00

00:29:11.600 want to kill myself death of the left but it would be a tortured existence you know she's that would be 1.00

00:29:15.760 awful yeah like those stats that's going to be a nightmare those stats and two kids that aren't 0.95

00:29:19.600 yours yeah i'm just saying dude i mean i'm not saying it's i'm not saying it's probably going to

00:29:23.600 blow your brain out like your 40s anyways but it's not it's not a walk in the park but good luck

00:29:27.840 you can app there there's 90 of men are living a worse existence than being wifed up to that 1.00

00:29:32.400 fucking lunatic to be honest clint clinton would thrive dating a bitch like that like that's like 1.00

00:29:36.400 what are you talking about this is my demographic yeah you can you can absolutely you can absolutely 1.00

00:29:41.200 harness the insanity for a few years he goes give me the broken horse i want to come over 1.00

00:29:46.720 leave your kids at home uh and just bring an extra cup for yourself we're gonna fucking you're gonna 1.00

00:29:51.120 leave clint is looking at that uh you know that picture of riley reed that was out there recently 0.99

00:29:55.440 with her husband there clint's looking at that god that was that's me right there that dude no never

00:30:00.720 there's no way i mean i think honestly it's trying if he's playing a genius game he's putting out the 0.98

00:30:04.960 signals to all these dumb whores that hey i am i am looking to settle down but he's never explicitly saying it 0.97

00:30:11.040 so he still gets to be the good guy but no he's attracting damage because he's smart he knows 0.99

00:30:14.720 you don't i might i might throw a curveball here i might throw a curveball here i would and this it

00:30:19.680 feels bad but i think i would rather take b than riley reed like or any one of those really

00:30:26.320 dude she's got a girl that has that has thousands of hours she's gotta be over 35 years old too though 1.00

00:30:33.600 getting and i'll tell you it's not necessarily true people say blown out but it depends

00:30:37.680 i'm not no no no i'm not saying she's blown out i'm saying she could have like done the

00:30:42.800 opposite and actually develop that muscle i'm not i'm not saying i'm not saying that she is blown

00:30:46.000 out i'm saying she was getting blown out by wow riley reed is only 32 i feel like i've been watching

00:30:50.800 her for 25 years for 25 and you know what and you look at her face she looks like she's 45 she just 0.61

00:30:58.640 she did not age well with black cock i'm just saying she had such an adorable face when she first got into 1.00

00:31:04.160 it now you're just like and then it's like it's all stretched out no no it's like she got the 0.99

00:31:09.040 injections to keep her together it's not yeah this is why i wouldn't i wouldn't her it's it's 0.93

00:31:14.320 because of the black guy thing now if you if you study the science cute women become chimeras 1.00

00:31:21.040 they become chimeras of of the people who they and let nut inside of them that 0.68

00:31:24.880 is that true it's true no it is they found studies they found studies that like there were studies

00:31:29.520 guys no there were studies that if uh if like the dna of the guys that have nutted inside a girl

00:31:34.880 stay with her and actually can be found in the children of of yeah and they change they if you

00:31:41.760 have if you have a dad yeah partially yes it takes a village that's a whole new meaning 0.99

00:31:51.120 yeah so all these babies are coming all these dumb niggas raising my kids all over the country 1.00

00:31:55.440 you gotta be kidding me that's another reason why i'm going for that virgin man because i'm not 1.00

00:31:58.640 going to be a father of somebody else's child or any part of anybody else's i don't come on i don't

00:32:03.280 know if i tweeted it but i did say that the baby was i didn't say that yeah that uh that baby was

00:32:09.920 probably the fourth biggest thing to come out of her cooch uh in her life dude b b weighs like oh 0.97

00:32:15.520 b weighs probably 250 and she's got an a cup as well 1.00

00:32:21.920 no if you no if you if this pink pussy is giving men's penises heart attack 1.00

00:32:27.200 no you gotta play the actual if you can find the actual music video it's actually 1.00

00:32:30.800 yeah i definitely do not want a reaction from another toad in this no yeah it is a toad isn't it

00:32:37.040 let me tell you why this was hard to come to actually if we break down five minutes and

00:32:40.400 32 seconds shut the up let's talk fundamentals real quick here riley reed was never really my favorite

00:32:46.800 i don't know who's i'm just saying i'm just saying i would take i would take a b over

00:32:51.760 like a girl that has thousands of hours like this this is why i don't take toad seriously because 0.99

00:32:58.800 this watch is a grip of porn he jerks off 30 plus times a day and but then he's got a chance to 0.99

00:33:03.440 to marry to marry a hot to marry a hot chick that's hat that has two kids and 100 bodies and he's like 0.99

00:33:09.600 nah i want this fat monster i don't believe you well given the two choices this is great here we go 0.98

00:33:26.320 is this bryce and gray 0.92

00:33:43.040 oh she dropped it in oh no she redeemed herself

00:33:50.720 listen listen she's she's allowed to she's taken enough she's taken enough black loads she's absorbed 0.98

00:33:57.520 enough black men to become partially one herself she's so much there there is she's like half black 1.00

00:34:02.800 now there is a conversion there is a conversion rate of black dicks to saying the n-word pass okay 1.00

00:34:08.240 there is a conversion and she well then i've met the threshold so leave me alone and you can say 0.99

00:34:13.120 hard r when they're inside you imagine getting getting vitiligo but the opposite like your skin

00:34:18.880 turns black instead of white like vitiligo is actually a kind of a good disease for some people

00:34:23.760 it's like hey your body's helping you out it knows what's up it's making natural black face almost 0.99

00:34:28.240 it's crazy that would be what if black penises come with an impasse uh equipped to the tip of the 1.00

00:34:33.520 dick like once it's inside you could fully er bro oh okay but then how many let's let's actually 1.00

00:34:39.920 figure out the conversion rate what is the how many black dicks you have to take two you get one inward 0.99

00:34:45.600 anything i want to know her actual body count what do you think it is oh it's riley reed thousands 0.98

00:34:50.720 yeah yeah but it's the same dude it's like a work number they might bang the same dude like a bunch of

00:34:56.000 times i don't think it's the same dude very often after after years of research i can confirm it is

00:35:04.160 not often the same dude although those all the blacks do look kind of the same so i don't really know

00:35:12.160 in fairness i don't really know because i don't look at the dudes you would never get you'd never

00:35:15.520 be able to guess because you're only seeing who she's on the screen like she's probably doing so

00:35:20.080 much more like off camera right what do they do for fun i don't know has a slim hourglass figure 0.53

00:35:26.160 with 32 inches of breast and 36 inches of ass and a height of 5 4. another post on bodybuilding 0.98

00:35:31.840 forum suggests that riley reed has more than 15 men in her life more than 15. thank you this is like

00:35:38.480 holocaust numbers it could be 200 000 could be six million we don't know it's it says 15 or 16 000. 15

00:35:47.200 just 15 or 16 000 how the do you get that range hey i do want to point this out there's something

00:35:55.040 about body what's the margin of error here cole 15 really once you pass 15 it might as well be 16 000

00:36:02.960 like that's why why didn't she build a tunnel to get out of the camps 0.87

00:36:08.800 sorry i was still i was stealing cole's joke from last night but like i don't know about that i think

00:36:16.240 there is a there is a tip over point i think it is probably around the 200 range that is like if

00:36:23.680 you get over 200 body count it's like after that it's just kind of like i mean 200 200 it doesn't

00:36:29.440 even matter you just no i think it's like there is a diminishing returns of i think it's a timer

00:36:35.760 like it's like a timer within like how long i think it's like a time bomb you know what i mean 0.98

00:36:40.080 and then like it restarts after like if you haven't gotten black dick in a while but then like 1.00

00:36:44.080 accumulate so you get a bigger timer the more black dick you take you know what i mean and you 0.99

00:36:48.240 have it like the moments in you yeah he's just talking about elasticity at this point it's not 1.00

00:36:52.240 really a timer timer it's like you have 12 days after taking black dick you can say the n-word 0.99

00:36:58.080 but then if you if you take another another separate black dick now you have instead of 12 days like 0.99

00:37:03.520 reboot spirit or whatever the you'd call it you then then you it's like now you got oh no is there any 0.99

00:37:08.560 exponential is there any exponential growth that's what i'm saying it's exponential like somewhat 0.95

00:37:12.640 because you know as you build up more dick you know then you do they have to sustain it you know 0.89

00:37:17.440 do you think they cap you at a certain point like like yeah it's like you got it yeah what are you 1.00

00:37:21.040 why are you still taking these black dicks oh what is what is what is y'all's body count uh like limit 0.99

00:37:26.160 like were you after the it's how many black dudes would we find no no no as low as possible 1.00

00:37:32.960 yeah that's not that's not a that's not a number i want to i want to use that number zero is not a

00:37:37.120 number you have to pick a number uh well zero is a number like if toad wants to be completely honest

00:37:43.840 i don't know maybe i'll piss off the trad cons out there i don't want a virgin like i i wouldn't like 0.99

00:37:49.040 the idea i remember when i was in high school trying to have sex with a virgin and it's not fun 0.94

00:37:53.840 i wouldn't want to deal with that on my wedding night i want to shake this hat at least a couple

00:37:57.200 ladies don't listen to jose knows what she's doing yeah okay i'm saying we'll listen this wealth of 1.00

00:38:01.920 experience over there listen to toad toad and lady b would be a nightmare i've only been married

00:38:06.800 over a decade what the do i know i would pay though i would pay for it you would pay for that pay for

00:38:11.680 what if toad and uh lady b what are we talking about i would pay to watch it yes wow really i would

00:38:21.280 just for just for the uh just like oh my god that you know how beautiful that is his bros bill watch him

00:38:26.400 lose his virginity i i want it i want it to be i want it dude we should set him up i wanted to be 0.91

00:38:31.120 like oh we like it we do like those like one-way mirrors and he doesn't know it i want it to be 0.80

00:38:36.240 like you like old royalty consummating a marriage how they used to do it where they were up on a

00:38:41.200 platform holding each other crying a beautiful moment because we're all we're in the audience and

00:38:47.120 there's a platform raised that has a bed on it and he's here to consummate them and we all watch like

00:38:51.520 just like we stand around we hold hands and we chant yeah this is how i want to do it

00:38:59.120 they had to see them consummate the marriage you're a king you're our king we have to see this

00:39:03.280 make sure you have to make sure they literally guys guys you know the marriage is annulled it

00:39:07.360 doesn't count it really does if the guys couldn't nut that's like here's how it's the most fun you give

00:39:11.760 toad his privacy but we live stream it obviously you know they don't see it we do like um we trick

00:39:17.920 him signing a waiver a week prior it would it'll be a fuck companion and we just like it's it's on 0.93

00:39:23.840 he's fucking the whole time but we're doing tower gang and then every so often we're like look what 1.00

00:39:27.280 he did he's got a minute left on the clock look what he did what an idiot can we get him to have 1.00

00:39:31.520 rounds like just like he ties out and he has a coach that comes in just like listen man you gotta you 1.00

00:39:37.440 gotta switch up your style i'm gonna last five rounds motherfucker one of us is fluffing it for him 1.00

00:39:41.760 come on say it we're doing we're doing the we're doing on it we're doing the live stream and i and 0.99

00:39:48.000 we turn around and we look at the we look at the glass because it's a two or it's a one-way mirror

00:39:51.200 you know and i'm just like oh man he did that oh no he did the thing where he skipped over the 1.00

00:39:55.600 pussy and he makes her think that it stinks oh it doesn't work it doesn't work wait wait he's 1.00

00:40:04.640 kissing her belly button now he just launches straight to the kneecap what the 1.00

00:40:07.520 is happening you gotta start with you can see him like snarl his now he's like

00:40:13.920 and you see him thinking does she buy it

00:40:18.320 this is a callback to a previous previous episode for those she's so fat he just

00:40:22.000 i it would be she could be fat enough where he just doesn't find the at all 1.00

00:40:25.680 he's just he's literally just out there just searching just stabbing just stabbing 1.00

00:40:31.200 i can't see toady eating some ass just because he doesn't know what's up 0.99

00:40:33.920 oh that'd be funny yeah accidentally i this is going to happen whoopsie 1.00

00:40:40.320 ass-eating 0.99

00:40:44.880 it's like you just think it's all the same crevice to me 0.99

00:40:46.160 this is going to happen when you guys are just when you guys are unaware 1.00

00:40:50.000 just a 15-inch pussy 1.00

00:40:51.760 no it's going to happen at some point 1.00

00:41:01.120 it's just somewhere that this crack right

00:41:03.120 don't let him go when they're doing that just let him go

00:41:12.480 yeah you can't you can't be like

00:41:15.120 we're like we got jokes here bro come on 1.00

00:41:21.200 yo you just start at the top of the pussy then like a little bit over a foot later you're still going 1.00

00:41:25.200 you're going to get up to the back 1.00

00:41:29.600 he's trying to get all of it

00:41:30.880 he's like

00:41:34.160 drink a glass of water halfway through

00:41:36.160 oh man

00:41:36.800 that would be so great

00:41:37.920 that's what you gotta do 1.00

00:41:38.560 your pussy dry as hell it's like well that's my asshole so 1.00

00:41:42.240 once you get to the pussy you gotta uh skip the clit at least at first 1.00

00:41:48.800 you gotta take what i said before 1.00

00:41:49.680 you gotta know where the clit is to skip it 1.00

00:41:51.600 and take the uh the pussy and make that like a microcosm of everything that i said before 1.00

00:41:56.960 you know what do you mean 0.99

00:41:58.160 explain yourself

00:41:58.960 toad is going to put his

00:42:03.280 explain what you just said there because i don't know what to do

00:42:05.280 is going to put his emotional damage of his life into a 0.99

00:42:07.600 pussy he's just 1.00

00:42:08.480 can we still haven't done mailbag 0.99

00:42:10.560 please no i need to know i need to know what you're talking about toad

00:42:13.760 we still haven't covered the

00:42:15.120 tunnels we haven't covered

00:42:16.960 covered jew tunnels in a way i want to 0.85

00:42:18.880 cold shut up and let this man speak 1.00

00:42:20.480 i'm just saying 1.00

00:42:22.640 why do you skip the clit toad 1.00

00:42:25.280 what about the microcosm you skip it at first to build anticipation you know this 0.73

00:42:29.840 based on what i told you last time right but but you're you're not skipping it down to the 0.84

00:42:33.600 knee you're just skipping the clit and just going to the lips you're doing all that too but then 1.00

00:42:36.880 once you actually make your way to the vagina then you're starting with like with the outer rim 1.00

00:42:43.040 you know you started with toad knows it's best to avoid jew tunnels please please let him 1.00

00:42:47.040 explain let him explain exactly you got to work your way up to it man you got to build

00:42:51.120 build as much anticipation as possible he's gotten no other way to explain that's the move yeah

00:42:59.920 hey rachel roberts aguilar uh you probably don't want to have your name shouted out during this 0.99

00:43:05.280 conversation i apologize what's up the girl b by the way that happens here she's like oh i'm on 0.99

00:43:09.760 clint's feed and this this is an interesting show how you doing guys it just turns out we're talking

00:43:13.680 about how to eat by the way i think we need to start into a you just stepped into the eyes wide

00:43:19.200 shut party and you're like holy we need to start just uh telling girls they're either girl a or girl 1.00

00:43:24.720 b and just don't explain after that because that'd be so funny lady a and lady b they're like oh lady

00:43:30.160 antebellum i like that you're kind of uh you're kind of a girl a type of girl aren't you and they're just

00:43:34.160 like what yeah i totally is it all right we didn't ever get the answer from everybody else i i'm going

00:43:38.720 a i assume everybody else on this panel is going a right no yeah yeah i respect myself yeah yeah 0.98

00:43:44.480 yeah there's i respect myself i choose the whore yeah respect the whore there's something so 1.00

00:43:51.760 downtrodden about having to have sex with lady b who clearly doesn't care about herself at all right 1.00

00:43:56.320 so it's like why would i care about myself even though this other girls are just a loose hole it's 0.98

00:44:00.800 like she's taking care of herself somewhat right lady she's in shape she's pretty i think you would 0.99

00:44:07.040 feel what's up listen listen what's your body count i don't think i don't think she knows what

00:44:13.920 she's saying a to she's like my last name starts with a she's like i got 120 bodies too what's up

00:44:21.120 listen you go out in public toad and you're with lady a or lady b and no one else knows it's just

00:44:25.760 you're just with them and they're just like you have rings on everything who would you rather be

00:44:29.680 seen with because this is this is going to be 95 99 of your life is this yeah it's not no one else

00:44:37.040 like i mean the hard part the hard part about lady a is like when you're walking around town

00:44:42.800 you'll have dudes that won't be like no you'll have dudes that'll walk up and be like hey what's 0.96

00:44:47.040 up georgia you know or like whatever your stupid name is yeah and then you'd be like ah another one 1.00

00:44:51.920 fuck dude it's one yeah you would have to move you'd have to move it's one thing to fuck a bee we've 1.00

00:44:57.600 all been been in wild people in the chat but now it's another thing to marry a five different 1.00

00:45:02.720 that's another level of why would you do that no no one no one on the planet picks b they they settle

00:45:10.240 for a b you don't pick a b ever by like going back to what the whole thing between me and elizabeth

00:45:16.240 i did say uh so she was just like oh yeah we never even explained that yes i was i did this

00:45:24.320 whole thing about how like i would never choose a b because i'm not choosing some fat and weirdly

00:45:28.640 she got upset about that and so yeah no it's like i was like i chose you yeah you're like literally 0.99

00:45:33.840 complimenting her and she's like hey hey check this out you fat fuck she did she posted a picture 1.00

00:45:38.800 of me when i was fat and i had a double chin i had a double oh fuck i'm dead uh 1.00

00:45:46.240 how dare you like a slim blonde girl yo tyler tyler pull up pull up the picture if you can find it of 0.98

00:45:54.640 of what she posted because it was not nice dude so and so and so so she posted this picture of me

00:45:59.600 with uh like the double chin and uh she was like oh yeah she thought it was funny she's the type of 0.69

00:46:05.440 girl to be like yeah i lit his hair on fire i thought it was funny no that's a mess that's mean

00:46:10.000 and the funny thing is i do think it was funny and so underneath i said i have my b don't worry

00:46:14.880 and uh and the big mistake coming inside me is it cool

00:46:23.520 i thought that was me and that started that started uh uh i choose a also him oh my god did

00:46:29.520 she post this one too which by the way with that cup dude oh i missed this cold this is

00:46:35.840 this is when cole was funny yeah but he was actually funny yeah makes me sad take this picture

00:46:41.280 donalds now i feel depressed because i said uh i have my b and then someone started a tower

00:46:47.920 it's like i have my i i have my t i have my c and it's like i have a bit and i was like this is great

00:46:53.440 so we were going back and forth like i didn't already my internet friends honey 0.91

00:46:59.120 i have an entire cadre of lunatics that will say racial slurs to you all night long 1.00

00:47:02.800 bitch matt mattie did also wonder how i got elizabeth in the first place being look i didn't 1.00

00:47:09.200 look like that to begin with but it was uh you looked worse i'm sorry you looked like a holocaust 0.99

00:47:14.800 victim yeah dude i was skinny dude like i was 135 dude it was but you've always had a giant head which

00:47:20.560 is kind of cool yeah i have tv head yeah you do you totally have a tv head i have tv like when you were

00:47:26.400 skinny when you were like that little kid that that dancing video that you done i like your head is so

00:47:32.960 it looks like it no his head looks like it weighs at least as much as the rest of his body 0.97

00:47:40.800 every lift i do 75 is above the shoulders 75 is below it it's definitely my big ass head is like 0.82

00:47:46.160 that it's that's hurting me on my lifts if i could just slim down this part if cole wasn't so happy 0.95

00:47:51.600 he'd be miserable because he was like weirdly skinny then he got into like this weird fat

00:47:56.000 dude with tiny hands and now he's like this big jack dude with tiny hands and it's like 0.88

00:48:00.080 if you were in brain damage you would be depressed dude you'll be like look at my proportions hey 0.98

00:48:04.640 before we go to mailbag could we talk about the goddamn jew tunnels yeah i do i i want to i want to 0.98

00:48:10.400 reference this because uh elizabeth said she had a dream the other night where i went back to fat coal 0.97

00:48:14.880 with no beard and she actually got sad she actually she said she told me this morning she was like

00:48:20.000 i i was actually and i was like yeah well just just let her know just let her know that you'll file

00:48:25.760 the diverse divorce paperwork long before you get fat again so don't even worry about it you should go

00:48:30.160 back to fat coal but have the beard but don't trim it up at all just let it go yeah 0.51

00:48:35.600 neck like a call

00:48:42.160 shout out late in our uh we we top top really you don't have to say about the jew tunnels that's it

00:48:47.440 we're just moving on it's it's wild that i don't it's because it's one of those things that happen and

00:48:51.520 i'm like problems like yeah i've been saying this now it's entered the realm of like serious

00:48:56.080 discussion for like my show or some shit like can we all right then can we take it serious what's 0.96

00:49:00.400 the theory here what the fuck is i don't even have a theory dog i don't even have a theory on the 0.94

00:49:05.440 nephilim nephilim in miami i didn't really tweet that much about it because it happened and i just 0.79

00:49:09.440 i'm like i've been saying this for like a year and now it's happening my analysis my analysis was a

00:49:15.680 year ago i don't have shit to say today yeah look at my prior tweets i i'm the guy who's been talking 0.92

00:49:21.200 about this it doesn't surprise me the jewish thing doesn't surprise me i'm surprised they didn't 1.00

00:49:25.440 find any dead kids down there they probably did they probably did they're just not saying i mean

00:49:30.320 i guarantee i don't know the look of that it looks look looks like some i've looked at you before of 0.94

00:49:35.760 like like some of the satanic panic like child molestation shit like that that is what that 0.53

00:49:40.560 that's honestly what you think it looks like that it looks like i can't say for i wouldn't say for 0.97

00:49:45.760 listen i mean don't take what am i supposed to hear the thing is i don't care about any of this

00:49:49.680 because i know nothing is going to happen to these people so my only thing is i think it's funny

00:49:54.480 because they got caught and then they scurried like though i saw uh it was uh the one coming 0.98

00:50:00.560 out of the fucking thing it was demonic dude they were it was demonic they were tearing apart their 0.98

00:50:06.000 own synagogue as the cops were like yo let's look in that hole and they're like they're on the other 0.99

00:50:10.480 side ripping the pews stay away from my hole i'm gonna shut up i don't know exactly what weren't 0.94

00:50:16.800 they trying to close it up wasn't that yeah but it doesn't matter because the cops are there they

00:50:21.360 they've already seen it it's it's it's really i know but they were like in their head they were

00:50:24.960 like scrambling to like fill it in or something yo just mute mute the video so we can talk while we

00:50:29.680 watch it okay i gotta shut up because uh i don't know how to say his name but asadia of mercia he used 0.66

00:50:35.040 to be like british libertarian or whatever he was saying he was like i never he said i didn't watch

00:50:39.280 the video but it's hilarious the way that jews chimp out he was like the way they actually chipped 1.00

00:50:44.880 out look it's way funnier than anybody else because just the way they do it it's no one's got any respect

00:50:51.680 for the fact that they disrespect the cops like this i think it's kind of cool no they didn't disrespect

00:50:55.840 the cops though weird like what is it called there's a term for it where they do this thing it's like

00:51:00.640 sheisting or there's some weird i saw someone because there's a video and there's a video while

00:51:05.600 they're upset there's a video of a kid they they interviewed this kid and he says nothing it's

00:51:11.120 hilarious like he says like just crazy but the whole time he's doing this and look at the

00:51:16.880 comments is this the behavior of people who just made like a room in in their synagogue or is this

00:51:22.800 the behavior of people who've made a tunnel that connects every other synagogue in new york to israel

00:51:29.200 the best tweet the best tweet on this the best tweet on this was like if you didn't have a phone

00:51:35.360 to video this and you told somebody that you saw you're walking down the road i saw a jew come out 0.99

00:51:39.840 of the sewer dude you can't say shit like that that's fucked up no it's real i saw it honestly if 1.00

00:51:44.720 you just told that story in germany you'd go to prison for the rest you would you would go to prison 0.99

00:51:50.720 they'd be like you can't i had i had fresh from fresh and fit on the show with luke today

00:51:54.960 and and he said he said you know after 108 well now you got to throw them out of the sewers too i

00:52:00.640 guess and i was like oh that's not a tweet 109. let's go baby boy underworld don't want you no more

00:52:11.040 but looking at that looking at that behavior clint now i know you try to be reasonable and

00:52:15.280 like that but just looking at that behavior yeah is this are these people that we could live with like 0.98

00:52:20.000 like that's that's weird shit man whatever they're doing no no no hold on hold on at best 1.00

00:52:25.680 clint at best they're at best they're running a pedophile at best at worst they're doing they're 1.00

00:52:33.120 doing like ritualistic sex magic with with young kids wait wait wait how are you going to give 1.00

00:52:38.000 me the at best is is some pedophile shit because what else are they doing there why do you have 1.00

00:52:42.320 tunnels they could they could be doing it because they're fucking running drugs who knows they're not 1.00

00:52:47.760 running drugs they they do drugs out in the open they own the fucking they own what are you talking 1.00

00:52:53.200 about clint i don't know what i'm talking about you're from new york you tell me what the fuck they're 0.99

00:52:57.600 doing i do i do love that the top had to stop at just they own because it's just too many they own 0.97

00:53:03.120 my brain is like what else they own everything it's like the medical industrial complex they own that

00:53:07.680 clint the pharmaceutical industrial complex they own all the drugs what do you mean they're running

00:53:12.800 drugs you need a shirt that says they own the illegal drug deal what if they're like i i it's

00:53:17.760 not enough to just own pharma we have to own the illegal drug trade too who knows also another thing

00:53:22.400 that's great about the open is not necessarily the response of like just all the stuff i've seen it

00:53:27.360 it's the response of people on the jew side trying to just cope with this it's 0.98

00:53:31.600 fucking hilarious dude the lives of tiktok bitch like she said like i guess the story actually 1.00

00:53:36.320 st clair i am friends with raya you be nice i guess the story that's going around is that uh 0.99

00:53:42.560 some some some rebellious use within the first one was covet went against yeah it was coven and then

00:53:48.800 it became some rebellious use dug a hole for i don't know what reason but but to rebel against

00:53:54.960 the leaders who explicitly told them not to i guess here's why here's why i have a soft spot

00:54:00.720 these were the folks that really pushed back hard against the the nypd during the lockdown

00:54:06.000 so like that earned some respect for me if these tunnels were built during lockdown that earned 0.96

00:54:10.960 some respect for me if the tunnels were built to fucking traffic kids no respect to put them all 0.99

00:54:16.000 in jail for the rest of their lives but also actually actually st clair going like i just don't think 0.92

00:54:20.880 this is an interesting story i was like real quick i know we like to make jokes one of the most

00:54:26.640 interesting things that's ever happened ever in all seriousness we can't really look at any

00:54:31.200 group as a monolith i know that's not the funny thing to say yeah but with the point about

00:54:35.120 the rebellion against this man with them rebelling against the code hold on hold on

00:54:41.360 tyler tyler could you please pull up the statistics thanks all right so we have the ones that rebel

00:54:47.680 against the jews or nuggets but i guess the jews rebel against the the higher jews with the covet stuff i

00:54:53.360 guess but and then now we have we have a temple this is a temple like apparently a pretty big deal

00:54:58.800 i'm assuming it wouldn't be that crazy if some of the bigger people in this group are connected with 0.51

00:55:04.640 israel to something massad i mean connect the dots it's easy as shit it's sign it's completely 0.60

00:55:10.240 possible that simultaneously we have an acidic jew community that's based as on on uh 1.00

00:55:14.720 COVID but then also we have some upper people in these groups that are setting up kids jose

00:55:20.880 they're not based as on COVID they are just greedy people who think for them think for themselves

00:55:26.000 i'm telling you i was in brooklyn when this happened i seen them cutting the locks on the on

00:55:30.320 the parts and putting their kids in there that's great no no no i do want to real quick everyone's

00:55:38.880 saying but i will say i do think there is an issue with the in-group and honestly if anything we should

00:55:43.680 maybe some other group should take some notes from it but the in-group preferences that happened

00:55:47.200 with this here's a great argument that's such a vague fucking thing so yes there is something to 0.94

00:55:51.920 there is something to that this group moves as a unit to some extent but it's not the other it's 0.88

00:55:57.280 not true monolith the other funny thing is also just that i listened to actually st claire's uh

00:56:02.480 space today that's your first problem right there two minutes what did she say why would you do that

00:56:06.880 they said she said listen they're like coming across the border guys she said it was the way more

00:56:13.360 interesting thing last night was the elon musk versus mark cuban thing and i was like you are

00:56:18.640 retarded i was like that's the big news in the world today mark cuban and elon musk are well 0.83

00:56:25.200 they're disagreeing my new episode of liberty lockdown dropping at 11 o'clock tonight is exactly 0.64

00:56:29.920 about that topic i love it makes me i am a basic bitch it makes me think about her her interaction 1.00

00:56:35.280 with stew peters did you see that where uh he i forgot what he said he was talking about the calendar 0.58

00:56:41.120 and then she leaked the dms and he was asking her to come on the show and she's like i won't come on 0.92

00:56:45.360 because i'm a dirty jew and she sent him a screenshot of him just bashing jews and now 0.77

00:56:50.400 some comes out about the jews and you're all quiet it's like interesting you were just making 0.98

00:56:54.720 a joke about yourself i'm just a dirty jew you know but dude she was trying to make that argument 1.00

00:57:01.040 her argument was actual jews from a sewer which can't be clean they come crawling out and she's like 0.98

00:57:07.360 nothing to say her her legit argument was it was it was literally this out of the two minutes i listened

00:57:12.320 to because and also the tweet that she posted it was that this is uh they just need to wait for

00:57:18.240 journalists to figure out what is going on and then we can talk about it idols just don't need to talk

00:57:23.360 about things that are just happening her entire career is talking about things before journalists

00:57:28.880 do like that's what you make money she was the one talking about the the trafficking of the migrants

00:57:32.960 into america because she was at an airport in arizona no one else is talking about immigration guys

00:57:37.440 guys she lives in new york she ought to go she ought to go break this story tell us what's up if you

00:57:43.360 want us to shut up with all the conspiracy theorizing let me know she's got dual citizenship she's got 0.99

00:57:49.520 dual citizenship i have no idea i will only trust what the jewish media could easily infiltrate these 0.95

00:57:54.720 groups if she want to all i'm saying dude she is she would be like their queen instantaneously she just 0.99

00:58:00.800 walks in there and they're like oh but also think about it like everybody's allowed to talk about how the

00:58:05.200 catholic church has this huge pedophilia problem we're not allowed to say the same thing about the

00:58:09.120 jews well i mean there's no evidence of pedophilia happening here there's none i saw that mattress 0.85

00:58:16.720 dude oh oh just in this specific situation oh okay i thought you meant as a whole i was like that's

00:58:21.920 happening a lot of course i want to introduce you to jeffrey israel connects jews uh pedophilia duh just the 0.71

00:58:30.960 reaction the reaction of those people when they were looking into their hole there's a there's

00:58:36.960 some it's pedophilia it's got to be it's the it's the most crazy reaction i've ever seen for somebody

00:58:42.160 looking into a hole i i will i will grant you the the reaction was very over the top but but they did

00:58:47.760 the same with lockdowns they were like they were like ready to go to war i don't know if you remember

00:58:51.520 but there was videos of them like throwing at the cops and stuff like it was i don't know you know

00:58:55.520 what the i don't even know what the timeline maybe it's just because they were defending their 1.00

00:58:58.640 fucking pedophile tunnel i don't know how did they want to go back to our fuck holes 1.00

00:59:03.920 how did they find the tunnel why were the the guys in the church in the synagogue ripping off the walls 1.00

00:59:09.200 why were they the ones and not the car i don't know i don't know any i don't honestly i don't

00:59:12.880 understand any of this i don't understand any of it why do they have so strange doors i will say

00:59:19.120 the mattresses coming out of there bad sign and there are like there were some yeah there were blood

00:59:24.240 mattresses well i mean i don't know if we were blood i mean it looked like you guys remember

00:59:41.680 you guys remember a couple months ago when josie went to war with uh that one chick over the when 0.99

00:59:46.160 she said that the blood doesn't dry pink oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and she i had to talk her off 0.99

00:59:51.520 a ledge from posting that yesterday she was like she was going to just post the the mattress and be

00:59:55.920 like told y'all it doesn't drive and then it's just a picture of clint pointing to the pillow 0.98

01:00:04.480 this is the funny like sex laptop it's actually don't do ashley like i love big black hog i want a big 1.00

01:00:10.160 big boy y'all are sons of bitches man i don't want to i don't want to get into that like that with her 1.00

01:00:13.840 but i just think it's incredibly disingenuous for you to say that this is not a funny story 1.00

01:00:18.720 i'm accusing you of being jewish or interesting you've already yourself it's not interesting 1.00

01:00:23.040 it's the most interesting serious angle whatever angle you want to attack this from

01:00:27.040 it's gold whatever angle no look it here's here's the reasonable answer from her she says i don't know

01:00:33.760 what really happened so i'm just reserving judgment until i know she says that she's she's in the clear

01:00:38.480 yeah you say this isn't interesting you're lying you're lying through your teeth 0.99

01:00:43.680 super lying bitch also and also to be like you'd be like no i this was this was way less interesting 1.00

01:00:50.080 than two billionaires just talking to each other about like dei yeah who gives a fuck no you're the 1.00

01:00:56.240 racist all right enough of this bitch yeah okay mailbag you know what's more i didn't mean to call you 1.00

01:01:04.480 bitch she's probably very nice but she's right yeah you know what's more interesting than all of 1.00

01:01:09.040 that though steven crowder versus the daily wire oh also the mailbag a mail monkey 35 asked what the 0.99

01:01:16.960 fuck is that substance on those children's mattresses well here we go it's i i i don't make sure blood 0.99

01:01:23.760 shit and semen probably that's what i don't oh my god it's legitimately legitimately i don't think 0.99

01:01:30.000 it's as much blood as it is that's probably what it is that that's because i was gonna say i don't 0.99

01:01:34.800 think it's as much of blood as it is like shit and semen i really do because like because it's 0.97

01:01:40.320 blood what is it there will naturally be some blood that comes along with that but it is also very weird 0.98

01:01:45.520 because it's all in just one location like on the edge of the bed like it's like it's like very much

01:01:50.080 like they were because if you put your knees there and your doggy style then it just drips down

01:01:53.600 your yeah yeah oh it's hard it's hard to imagine or missionary on the edge of the bed and just hard

01:01:58.240 to imagine well also because you're describing kids now too i'm like if you look at no i'm not

01:02:03.440 i still think it's probably just a bunch of wild jews that are just getting in yeah but look at 1.00

01:02:06.880 the placement of it on the mattress so it's so high up that like what like whatever it could be very

01:02:11.760 low down too that'll be what it becomes the cover will be we found two girls who were 18 who 0.96

01:02:18.480 talked about it and we're gonna ignore all the other evidence and so toes like toes like there's 0.99

01:02:23.440 there's blood and shit at the top so obviously they were shitting on little kids faces 0.98

01:02:29.760 no that's exactly the thing you were saying to don't deny it because you literally said it's at the 0.99

01:02:33.760 top and i love the idea that he's like you can't just it's only it's the autism you're just like

01:02:40.480 no it's one way like 100 145 iq like you know how many times to have said that he's like a genius

01:02:46.560 he's got zero spatial reasoning whatsoever no the complete opposite is true

01:02:55.760 he's so defensive about like his his intellect it's hilarious all right yeah we think it's uh those

01:03:01.200 are kid or coffee that they were just jumping around with and they just spilt it yeah i mean

01:03:06.240 it really could have been a bunch of juke holes that are like you know what would be really cool

01:03:10.000 guys a secret spot where we could jump around on mattresses and stuff or or maybe or maybe maybe

01:03:15.440 clint's brother was up there and just spilled a bunch of kratom on the it's gonna be great you just

01:03:19.040 built it he just had a bunch of kratom rings they're running can you imagine if that's the next 0.50

01:03:22.880 official story guys it was a kratom ring they were just trying to avoid the taxes yeah it's illegal but

01:03:27.680 come on just a slap on the wrist and the world will buy it like the jews avoiding taxes i believe 1.00

01:03:32.960 it yeah yeah they did that i'd be fully on their side if that's the case by the way all right uh

01:03:38.640 completely plausible uh aocd is uh these everybody's asking about the jew tunnels man

01:03:47.200 what are the craziest things that can be found in the new york city jew tunnels follow up uh will

01:03:52.720 there be a big palestinians will there be a big fed option to distract to distract from this 1.00

01:04:01.200 yeah one of the mosses and the jew tunnels and the epstein allegations

01:04:05.520 that's the best answer i'm sorry that's clearly the best crazy well i mean i could tell you they 0.96

01:04:09.680 they found a fucking what little like kitty thing where like the kids will eat like food like a high 0.97

01:04:13.760 chair thing to me legitimately to me it just seemed like a bunch of garbage that they threw down there 0.98

01:04:19.520 that's what i look like it kind of looks like it but like if you've listened like like seen some

01:04:24.160 of like satanic panic stories that came out to be looked like they're real later they did kind of

01:04:28.720 keep these kids in filth it looked exactly like borough park i mean if you've ever walked through 0.97

01:04:33.520 borough park it looks like that all the time just it looks like shit when you guys look like they're 0.99

01:04:37.760 just throwing garbage down there when you guys first saw this way wouldn't that be the answer this is 0.99

01:04:41.840 their dump when you guys first saw this story was your immediate thought beyond like okay i what the 0.98

01:04:47.760 fuck's happening here was your immediate thought not like man i needed i needed a whole series of 1.00

01:04:52.560 tunnels around my property because that's what i thought my first thought is those fuckers were 1.00

01:04:58.080 okay well all right your second thought was your second thought not like it would be dope as 0.99

01:05:02.000 shit if i had a tunnel system underneath my systems are cool as shit yeah yeah but it terrifies 0.94

01:05:07.440 me the existence of them and what that means but yeah they're everywhere they're everywhere throughout 0.99

01:05:12.240 the united states they have deep underground military bases under the colorado airport 1.00

01:05:16.480 and raping people and wearing yeah fucking women's faces and shit by the way this is just also 0.99

01:05:21.760 we can also just dive into hollow earth theory is that they were trying to get down to get to agartha 1.00

01:05:26.480 yeah they're just trying to do because we did we did say i was i didn't tweet this one i was like but

01:05:32.880 is it gartha the center of of earth is that it's the it's the the hollow earth it's like the portion of

01:05:38.800 the hollow earth that like all these other creatures live in it's like yeah it's like under

01:05:42.480 us i've never heard a g-a-r-t-h-a the gartha all right cool thank you i learned something someone

01:05:48.480 he did say in that question though like do we think there'll be more i'm honestly genuinely

01:05:52.480 concerned there will be some sort of oh yeah this is not a one-off thing they don't know they're gonna

01:05:58.800 i'm talking about false flags i'm because like this right here this oh yeah you were you and with

01:06:03.120 iowa going on right now like about to kick off like the timing seems like i mean like biden's

01:06:09.040 a useless they definitely they definitely didn't dig the tunnels 100 owen benjamin was just saying

01:06:14.080 this there's no way please that's unbelievable i you know i tweeted about that too by the way about

01:06:19.840 that uh they new york city jews uh support legal immigration just because they need expert tunnel 0.70

01:06:24.880 builders and no love and then and then fucking owen benjamin tweets basically the same thing just all 0.92

01:06:30.880 the love i'm like here's here's what i'm concerned about 200 000 followers i'm sorry i'm just saying 0.96

01:06:34.800 i was ahead of the curve there's tunnels there's tunnels that go if you have a tunnel that implies

01:06:39.520 that that it goes somewhere else right where that goes to another synagogue so right now if the police

01:06:45.920 had the balls to go in there and like bust their now they're going to be going into all these synagogues 1.00

01:06:51.840 and then finding all these tunnels interconnected and god only knows what is going to be uncovered if 0.86

01:06:56.960 if they continue to let them do this these use they are just ruining top serious question serious

01:07:02.960 question for you do you think that the broader jewish community is is uh like just rife with

01:07:08.640 pedophilia yeah i actually saw have you read the orthodox the orthodox jewish community i've i've seen

01:07:16.160 one i didn't even think about it i'll tell you a story i never call the cops never call the cops for 0.99

01:07:21.200 anything i don't give a fuck even before i was libertarian i wouldn't call the cops i just throw 0.97

01:07:30.960 the killer a switchblade i say fend for yourself well listen growing up in the hood you're like 0.98

01:07:36.480 you know not to call the cops because things get worse and then being a libertarian you say oh yeah

01:07:40.240 that that is true but um there's one time i was walking my dog and i seen a jewish kid across the

01:07:45.680 street and this guy pulled up to him like like driving this way and the jewish guy old jewish

01:07:51.200 guy with you know he says something to the kid the kid says no he starts walking again and i'm

01:07:55.360 walking my dog in the same direction as them same thing happens again he stops jewish kid says no no 1.00

01:08:00.240 thanks keeps walking and then he goes up and he says something to the kid and the kid goes like

01:08:05.520 all right i guess and and the kid gets in the car and they drive away but it was obvious to me i was 0.99

01:08:10.960 like this motherfucker doesn't know this kid and the kid just told him no three times and then he 0.98

01:08:15.440 he has like the top rule i guess the third time he's like all right i guess i'll go i'm gonna go 0.99

01:08:19.600 talk to the elder jews i like that the we have a new top rule which is when you see children being 0.87

01:08:25.920 abducted you don't call the cops no no here well here's a here's the story i never called the cops but

01:08:31.120 that disturbed me so much that i actually took that guy's license plate as he was going away

01:08:35.120 called the cops gave it to them and i told him like this is like an orthodox jewish community thing

01:08:39.520 and they basically told me he's like not our territory like not our territory we don't do

01:08:43.680 wait they're above the law like they're like they're mafia they're like organized crime they

01:08:48.080 just told me when the cops got there they were like listen i know you got this number and everything

01:08:51.840 and i know you saw this but it's out of my hands and i was like did you guys did you guys see that

01:08:56.480 chad pd officer that that goes we don't do that in america that was so great that guy was just like 0.73

01:09:03.200 nah fuck y'all he was like i it was it was also very weird how quickly they wanted to fill those uh 0.97

01:09:08.560 tunnels up with concrete yeah i don't like that that's it that's just like after a 0.99

01:09:12.240 school shooting and they're like nah we we could investigate and figure out what really happened

01:09:15.920 we're gonna burn this to the ground clean up everything or like or after like the um 0.62

01:09:20.240 mlk assassination they were like we need to remove that tree right there like cut it down right now 0.89

01:09:23.760 tonight just get it down every shady death they always try to cremate the body dude it is it is so

01:09:29.200 crazy how like bad they are at covering up what they do but in the same way like good like they were like

01:09:35.200 we know that we need to do this like real quick we're at a point now where like they knew that

01:09:38.880 even if it did get out it's like they have the media to run cover like and there's only so many

01:09:43.760 avenues the other thing is like it's not that media's running cover media is not covering this

01:09:47.520 at all i'm pretty sure like even if you look up new york city tunnels like on google type in it doesn't

01:09:52.480 tunnels in google good luck oh no it wasn't it was in the new york post but my dad read it and he's

01:09:57.760 like the normie explanation was just like yeah they were just you know doing some projects and they

01:10:01.600 didn't have permits for him and they were oh my god and my dad i told my dad i said did you see

01:10:06.160 the jew tunnel thing and he said yeah you read about it they just didn't have permits and i was

01:10:09.600 like that's what you got out of this like look at the video does that look like a group of people

01:10:14.160 who just didn't file a permit yeah come on yeah yeah no we should have fired a permit for our kid

01:10:24.640 i'm gonna be honest i don't think you can get a permit for that even in new york

01:10:27.520 uh all right so top is this a subset of land disturbance or is this top top already gave 0.99

01:10:34.240 his answer let's get the rest of you fuckers uh you think it's pedophilia all of you're just like 1.00

01:10:38.880 you think jewish the jewish community broadly is just fucking kids all yes oh no i don't know 1.00

01:10:43.760 not broadly i feel like i don't i don't think i can say that broadly because i think there's so 0.99

01:10:47.520 many different types of jew like all right well this is some people are like well this is this sect of 0.88

01:10:52.720 hasidism and this is this and so like i don't know if like whatever the fuck they are there's 0.97

01:10:57.520 so many different types of jews there's reform jews all right so you think that the hasidics are 1.00

01:11:01.760 though you think the hasidics i don't know enough about sidics i think you do think that yeah that's 0.98

01:11:06.240 what i think i think you do think that and i think that you're too much of a coward to say it

01:11:09.360 we have uh new information we new litmus test for anti-semitism toad and top have passed with flying 0.69

01:11:16.080 colors massive anti-semites jose still kind of hiding it cole and myself still totally hiding it

01:11:23.520 it's so obvious i'm gonna be honest i'm gonna be honest i don't even think that

01:11:31.360 necessarily this the tunnels have to do with pedophilia either like i i don't i don't even

01:11:35.680 know and i'm not i'm not even gonna i don't think so either i think they legitimately i think they

01:11:40.480 legitimately like built these as some sort of weird like i think they're trying to connect to each

01:11:45.520 other in some way i think they have like fronts that they have i don't know i just don't think i don't

01:11:50.720 they don't they don't dude let me tell you what this is tunnels to kids you don't they don't

01:11:55.200 number one they didn't it's the best place to a kid

01:11:57.360 they didn't they didn't build those tunnels don't say that i'm actually i'm concerned for

01:12:06.080 you buddy they inherited these tunnels you could possibly do it what are you talking about

01:12:12.400 dude these tunnels are probably older than our government they inherited these tunnels

01:12:17.200 they knew they were there they built their synagogues on them and that's how they do whatever they do

01:12:21.520 uh i thought they said they shut down the women's bathroom to put all the dirt in 1.00

01:12:24.400 did they not you guys need to actually no that was legitimately you guys need to read some books 0.96

01:12:28.560 and dig into like some of these old shit like legit like dude i'm telling you i keep bringing 0.88

01:12:32.320 satanic panic because there are multiple things like this and it is typical this is like reports 0.98

01:12:36.240 of tunnels and weird shit like this this is what elizabeth said to me today uh mc peterson uh 0.90

01:12:43.600 preschool thing uh like dude elizabeth literally said this to me she said i think the jews know 0.96

01:12:48.320 something something that happened that we don't know about yet that this is this is not this is

01:12:52.880 not them trying to do something right now this is like them getting prepared for something that's

01:12:57.040 about to happen well and i was like if it's if it's true that they started to to dig these dunnel

01:13:02.800 tunnels right after the attack in october then i'm like all right maybe they're just like obviously

01:13:08.080 they are very skittish when it comes to anti-semitism and whether or not there's going to be another

01:13:11.920 holocaust like it's a liability shield maybe they're just prepping dude maybe they're liabilities but 0.78

01:13:17.680 they're like they're not very good at prepping so they're just like no all we need is a tunnel

01:13:21.680 we'll be fine the attic didn't work we'll try going to underground this time

01:13:28.400 what's better place to set up your kid operation than somewhere where you have the ultimate liability

01:13:33.120 shield dude these are tunnels these are tunnels and benjamin's going on about this at length

01:13:40.320 you're going to use your your identity as a liability shield people don't want to accuse jews of this i

01:13:46.080 don't i very much i think it's hilarious i love accusing jews of this but my point is there are 1.00

01:13:52.160 people who are fucking pussies about it and don't have that mentality let me let me explain this for 0.99

01:13:57.680 a second because you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about these tunnels these tunnels 1.00

01:14:02.160 have they're ancient okay they inherited they inherited these tunnels because you know why tell you this 1.00

01:14:09.760 all you guys you don't know what you're talking about this all goes back it goes back to fucking 0.99

01:14:15.440 like banging kids and child sacrifice i thought i thought he was going to go with some you know what 1.00

01:14:19.760 though i thought he was going to go back to the era of ephraim y'all don't know shit no no no you brought 0.97

01:14:25.440 me back that was kind of what i'm getting at there is some weird when you dig deep a lot of these 0.90

01:14:30.800 conspiracies you get a couple layers deep on a multiple because always there is there is a conspiracy 0.93

01:14:36.240 it's fucking satan moloch and you're like what is going on there is there is a conspiracy that king 0.89

01:14:42.080 solomon made his way to north america somehow because there is there was like a uh like some 0.99

01:14:47.280 type of stone that yeah i don't believe it okay whatever

01:14:52.720 tyler i want you to bring up what i just sent in the production chat it's the preliminary report for

01:14:57.520 the mcmarston uh mcmarston i'm not gonna read this no we're not doing that we're not a 0.99

01:15:01.920 motherfucker well they found they found fucking like bones and shit and like pentagrams and all 1.00

01:15:07.760 sorts of shit and tunnels underneath this preschool and they don't debunk my shit don't debunk my 1.00

01:15:12.480 shit jose how dare you the satanic panic i'm not debunking it these are i don't know what you always 1.00

01:15:17.520 actually like we're at odds we're saying the same thing but different ways what actually like i'm 0.99

01:15:21.280 telling you you're there's something there these people in power have some sort of belief system

01:15:26.560 and they think it's satanic they think they're praising something there's something going on i did have a

01:15:31.040 tweet about this because i said i did have a tweet about this because i i'd use the uh the pizza rat

01:15:36.640 uh from the new york there's actually a ton of new york uh videos of pizza rats and i thought

01:15:41.520 like they just had a pizza party down there and i didn't realize i was like oh wait pizza party in

01:15:45.600 in new york jew tunnels when i was working a rat ate my pizza i actually left pizza in a little tin 0.98

01:15:51.840 thing on this on the platform motherfucker ate through my bag ate my pizza that's the thing it happens 0.98

01:15:55.840 all the time it is there are hundreds of videos of rats with pizza it is yeah what it's just like 0.99

01:16:00.720 fucking love pizza yeah i don't know why that one the two things new york is known for rats and 0.98

01:16:04.800 fucking pizza and like they're just like i don't know if it's an anti-semic diatribe and in fairness 0.99

01:16:09.600 yeah in fairness they're also known for hot dog stands so pizza and hot dog and rats well okay here's 0.99

01:16:16.000 that is true oh my god the origin the origin of these tunnels the origin of these tunnels is this

01:16:22.160 okay here's what happened this is what happened the nazis knew that the jews were uh this huge like

01:16:28.480 pedophile ring which is why they started eliminating them a bunch of the jews who fled

01:16:32.560 they were able to flee europe and get over uh into new york into america they built these tunnels guys

01:16:38.160 guys let them cook hide from the nazis while they were doing all this pedophile stuff that's what

01:16:43.280 happened i think there might be some loose stuff in there i don't know if i'm buying the entire theory

01:16:47.760 whoo uh i think i think that's what's the next mailbag toad read it all

01:16:56.400 uh mark vestibule and i know you're right when i say mark guys wait up yeah if if somebody could

01:17:02.000 take go back uh 100 episodes from every in every episode when we do mailbag every time toad says 0.69

01:17:08.080 mark vestibule cut that put it together i wanted this shit to be 60 seconds long i just want to hear 0.94

01:17:13.520 like a nigger supercut from joe rogan but just mark vestibule mark vestibule says clint would you 0.97

01:17:19.200 consider throwing toad through a table at the convention or any other uh wwe style stunt also 0.98

01:17:26.000 are mailbag bomb threats okay those are fine yeah yeah we don't care the mailbag we know it's a joke

01:17:32.240 wink wink also also yeah wwe style stunt uh honestly honestly before he even finished saying at the

01:17:38.960 convention or any other wd if it was just like clint or would you consider throwing toad

01:17:43.440 absolutely literally i think i think uh toad with a metal chair would be hilarious i think uh

01:17:52.000 like i'll throw him through a window i don't give a he looks very tossable actually oh dude i want to

01:17:58.080 take the the lights the the the long lights the ones that oh when you hit him and like do them over his

01:18:02.960 head that's actually a great that's a great move clint yeah we buy a couple of those and you just smash 0.89

01:18:08.240 him over the head with those pvc uh lamps and they just oh my god i'm so dumb because they don't 0.97

01:18:13.360 really hurt but they look like you're really fucking someone up no but i'll do it i'll do it 0.99

01:18:16.800 like right on the bridge of his nose so that it's just blasting those eyes oh yeah that might be 0.93

01:18:22.000 a legitimate pain for him there isn't there mercury in those what the is even happening here

01:18:30.960 i thought that was a drop by the way i thought that the what the 0.75

01:18:33.840 fuck is it even happening here was a drop it sounds like a drop actually that's hilarious 0.73

01:18:39.680 i'm doing like a i've created such a weird inception now that nobody knows what's real 0.99

01:18:43.680 anymore we can just be like you know somebody stuttering in the background or we i love it

01:18:48.240 yeah there's times i look away and i'm like i don't know what reality is i've been to say i'm

01:18:52.400 in the exact same boat all right all right we got one more question i'm sure all right oh wait

01:18:57.120 if you want to talk about you guys want to talk about georgia we're going to be there

01:19:00.080 yeah look come out if you want to if you want to see me maim toad in public i'm that's what's 0.91

01:19:06.080 happening and also if you want to shave you need to go to nato.com hell yeah i feel like

01:19:14.000 we've got so many ads for these guys there's no way they've paid us enough money to keep doing this

01:19:18.320 i actually think it'd be really funny if we weren't getting paid anymore and we just kept doing the

01:19:21.920 ads are we still getting paid from the dough once in a while what does that mean why do we trust you

01:19:29.760 with the money we have no idea what's going on in this theory who would you trust more with money

01:19:34.240 me or toad it's for us honestly you wouldn't you wouldn't even pay attention at all yeah i don't

01:19:40.320 know i have i have the numbers i'm i'm i don't know did they pay us for this ad or not

01:19:45.840 yes yes okay yes all right n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com now that i've realized i've been paid for this let

01:19:56.960 me tell you how great of a product this is family operated nado shave go it's seriously a badass

01:20:04.720 blade it's stainless steel it's single blade it it like if you're if you're a hasidic jew and you're

01:20:09.840 and you need to like squeeze through a narrow corridor in new york city you gotta make sure

01:20:15.600 you get your victims of blood you gotta you gotta shave nice and tight you're if you're a hasidic 0.99

01:20:20.960 jew and your supply chain of little kids is just dried up because the new york city police have 0.98

01:20:25.360 shut down your tunnels use this nado shave razor to shave your partner's butt cheeks to get that 0.98

01:20:30.880 really smooth baby like feel oh my there we go promo code tower gang if you're an ascetic jew and 0.99

01:20:38.880 you want to hide your identity you just shave all that facial hair off man you can use nado why do

01:20:43.760 they run like i would still know dude run or look no like why'd they run like that and then and then

01:20:50.080 when like one of them was talking he was just like and then i'm like what's up with that rock these are

01:20:56.320 thousands of years of evolution in a subterranean these are honest questions this is there's no

01:21:00.640 hate here like what the why do you run like that all their mannerisms are like villains like you see

01:21:06.000 as a kid the cartoon villain and they're doing similar things as jewish people it's not my fault 0.99

01:21:10.800 i just noticed and put it together listen listen two things who did this there's two i've seen two

01:21:15.360 explanations on the whole rocking thing one trauma i don't know what that could be and it was a kid

01:21:20.720 whatever there's a term for it i wish i could remember uh actually the person who told me about it's

01:21:25.360 like a name i could probably i think i think i think the term is tunnel rape go ahead this is the kid

01:21:30.240 okay but the second thing i saw and it was under this eyebrows pause it pause it real quick because

01:21:35.440 i'm gonna i'm gonna explain this on his eyebrows are you kidding me look at all of his facial hair

01:21:39.600 dude he's basically got my eyebrows which i kind of do shave co

01:21:45.920 listen what i was told in one of the uh comments under this video was that he does that because they

01:21:53.760 think they're god and i'm and he said i'm not lying and why why would you rock because you're god god doesn't

01:21:59.520 rock you're thinking you're it does let me tell you something so i used to play dominoes with old

01:22:05.120 men and one dude if he had like a copy coup set up i could tell because he'd hold the domino like this

01:22:09.920 and he'd rock because he was god at the table he knew he was setting up the copy coup and i knew that

01:22:14.480 he had it so i was able to he's making the words he's making the words it's

01:22:18.080 he had the chuchazo he had the chuchazo in his hand he was sitting there rocking with it ready

01:22:28.000 it's called shuckling shuckling is oh my gosh concentration and emotional intensity and shacidic

01:22:34.320 lore it is seen as an expression of the soul's desire to abandon the body and reunite itself with

01:22:39.280 its source similar to a flame shaking back and forth as to free itself from the wick so yes

01:22:43.840 symbolically to make themselves closer to god and these people are just inbred they're probably cold

01:22:48.720 it's new york city and they're probably for this neurological conditions did you watch the video

01:22:54.240 because i want you to try to interpret what this kid says yeah i'm gonna see the video it is

01:22:59.840 hilarious because like it's yeah go ahead red and tyler because this is very strange hitler rock like

01:23:06.560 that hitler was a little bit different he he had the meth rock he had like the yeah it's different

01:23:12.400 the crack uh oh yeah this is so great just please interpret it what happened earlier today is it's the

01:23:20.560 why i believe my opinion is and very much you can argue everyone can argue my opinion is is the crown

01:23:26.960 nice community needs to come together the the head rabbis the um rabbi yudal kitzki the head of the head

01:23:36.720 political speech which is the whole 770 um um all the head of the israeli yeshiva um and many other

01:23:47.760 people who feel that our big uh big big uh big face and kind of should come together it sounds

01:23:52.880 like toe telling a story it looks like it looks like somebody like what i'm saying they just got

01:23:57.920 caught in a in something and they are like they don't know how to react they're just completely

01:24:02.800 baffled like his brain is fritz and this is community wide this entire community if you if you

01:24:07.840 interviewed any one of them they'd probably be like this because they just got caught in the biggest

01:24:10.720 ever and these niggas got the nerves to tell us permits are you kidding me i tweeted i said are we 0.98

01:24:17.520 talking about permits permits are we talking about permits don't talk about permits oh that's not a

01:24:24.080 game not a game permits okay i tweeted that he's building the permits neither he's talking a lot but

01:24:32.560 saying nothing he's gonna be a great lawyer like you know honestly what i already is what i hear though

01:24:38.160 what i hear though is he's like he's like putting out the bat signal to all the all the warring jew 0.55

01:24:43.680 gangs he's like yeah he's like we need the head of the yeshiva we need the hasidics we need the 1.00

01:24:48.400 and he's like we need the entire crown heights community to come together i'm like i'm like what

01:24:51.760 is this what are you saying no keep playing because this is a threat come together against who and make

01:24:58.640 they call that they call that the possible um make sure make sure make sure to um thanks the

01:25:05.680 banks wait wait did he just say the banks no he just said banks no he sometimes just threw banks in

01:25:12.640 there it's it's it's it's a i it's it's uh guessing what he's gonna say next

01:25:18.240 again and i believe that if we could the ai just it's like banks the moss all these problems are

01:25:26.720 because community and and this is what happened i i think uh i think the this is your brain on drew

01:25:33.600 on jews we need to reconstruct the system as the community we need to reconstruct this

01:25:40.960 top is 100 right this dude is this comes off as a call to the community and it is this like

01:25:47.120 if we're going to bring the messiah wait go back to the last five seconds shut up no people are so

01:25:52.960 people are so accustomed to to top being on the jew tip that i i i literally was the one that said that

01:25:58.160 and he's like no i'm on board with top yeah they're trying to call the community

01:26:00.880 if you know real quick if you understand the history of israel this is like what happens

01:26:08.320 anytime something goes bad they're like let's come together and do that's what i was trying to 0.80

01:26:12.400 solutions and fuck it it's it's just sad at this point like you're trying it again how like i mean 0.98

01:26:18.720 it's just getting weaker and weaker every time all right what's really funny to me though is they have 0.97

01:26:24.240 oh yeah what what part did top want to hear again yeah this lasts like 10 seconds i think how we're

01:26:29.040 going to bring the messiah and how we're going to we're going to rebuild uh we're going to rebuild

01:26:32.800 and expand 770 stronger they think that they're going to bring back the messiah by with is that

01:26:38.960 a belief of jewish people no they're going to bring back the messiah they're moving back i'm saying 1.00

01:26:43.360 there's some different sex i think some are still looking for a messiah some interpret that they're not

01:26:47.360 just it's not some sex it's all of them that is have you never seen you've never seen as a whole

01:26:52.080 some of them some of them interpret differently so they believe that god has never come but he's going to

01:26:58.240 come so they believe in revelation too wait tyler pull up pull up the first coming they're looking

01:27:03.280 for the first okay so the first shut up for a second come yet so the donald trump video jesus

01:27:07.600 of the jews singing about donald trump i forget the name of it um pull up that video you need to see

01:27:12.560 this because they think there's a lot of people that do think that donald trump is the antichrist

01:27:16.880 and the jews think that he's their messiah it's wild this is this is some nephilim death squad 1.00

01:27:22.080 stuff it is but it's so yeah we're here man all right you guys suck 0.98

01:27:30.160 well we still have to talk about it i wanted i wanted to ask about uh why top was so upset that 0.97

01:27:34.560 my wife was talking to his wife about georgia and uh he got very upset yo your wife should never be

01:27:39.760 talking to anybody yeah i don't let my wife text she's like somebody text me jose's the only one that

01:27:45.360 really got his wife in check how he ought to we don't even know if she's real that's how much

01:27:48.640 the check she is it is so funny because i have zero what her name is i was like i had to interrupt

01:27:53.440 i don't know i have no idea i said because i told you guys before but i i mean no way honestly don't

01:27:58.480 even bother i don't i'll forget it right away why does it matter you guys don't even need to know

01:28:02.560 no it doesn't matter it's a great point like i'm bringing my wife top's bringing his wife 0.80

01:28:06.880 and jose's coming up he's like not bringing mine no i got a home business i got i'm hours away i got a 0.99

01:28:12.960 fucking 13 year old a 10 year old no no she don't want to just fucking be dragged to some 1.00

01:28:17.120 i have to do this whole to do no i'll go by myself this is but it's a fun experience your wife is 1.00

01:28:21.360 boring this is this is the part that that that confuses me the boys are doing something and the

01:28:26.960 the girls are just tagging along and but they're talking to each other about what they're gonna wear

01:28:30.640 i feel like this is like such an ancillary conversation that it just almost feels like it 0.99

01:28:35.360 shouldn't happen my bitch ain't gonna interact with your bitches yeah great because she doesn't 1.00

01:28:40.960 exist i put out i put out the thought that they would go that they they would they would go to 1.00

01:28:47.120 like atlanta or something have a little day trip just them go off and then we're at the the the

01:28:52.240 convention they don't want to be at the convention i'd rather they stay home or stay or like don't

01:28:57.200 come at all oh yeah don't stay home yeah yeah no for real i'd rather boys like boys i like your

01:29:03.520 wives they're nice plus plus you know if cole brings his wife there's going to be some sort 1.00

01:29:07.920 of in a second and i just i don't want anything i just want to party with the boys and not think 0.99

01:29:12.080 about putting my dick in things no and i don't i don't want to to jerk off and look at you guys 0.99

01:29:16.480 again i don't like none of that none of that well the reason so all right for me the reason i'm 0.99

01:29:22.880 bringing my wife is because i think it's it's a fun it's a crazy experience that it probably never

01:29:27.840 happened again maybe maybe oh it should it should it should have never happened in the first place

01:29:31.920 never ever happened so i'm like come come with me and let's do this weird it's strange

01:29:39.520 you'll never know it's totally believable you'll never know you'll never know he's got her bones

01:29:44.800 underneath this couch all i've never seen pictures of her is from old pictures that jose took he was

01:29:49.520 like here's us when we were like first dating never seen one after that that's the only one i've ever

01:29:53.360 seen yeah it's like i could just live in a storage shed with comic book shit behind me you guys would 0.72

01:29:58.640 know like everybody else everybody else like they'll have their like their wife will pop in and 1.00

01:30:03.040 say something or they'll be like i gotta go because my my wife's pissed jose is just like 0.98

01:30:08.080 nothing never never had anyone knock on the door never peek in he's allegedly he's got kids they've

01:30:12.880 i've never heard him never never heard the kids there's two teenage girls one podcast where uh i was

01:30:19.760 covering one of my yiki episodes and my kids came in and because they thought they heard some 0.99

01:30:23.760 shit and so i had to go check it out and stop and come back get the fuck out of here you little 1.00

01:30:26.800 bitch yeah i did to your mother i'll do it to you too i don't give a fuck i record on nights my one 1.00

01:30:34.320 i don't have to deal with that shit because if i did try to record on nights that she that she was 1.00

01:30:38.240 home then it would be a fucking issue just like you know jose's haircut does give him dexter vibes 0.99

01:30:43.360 right like i can totally see him just t like the minute meticulously like putting you know plastic all 1.00

01:30:49.600 around the room just setting it up as like his his fucking death tearing his wife to pieces every 0.99

01:30:55.120 every one of the uh deep dives he does on like the like government doing something he's been killing 0.99

01:30:59.680 off all the uh perpetrators of that actual crime by the other government so he's like he's going to

01:31:04.160 actually as dexter he's going around that's why he's so obsessed with terence yackle yeah he's trying

01:31:09.440 to find he's trying to find the real killers so he can go and take care of them that's what he's doing

01:31:13.520 the only snag that he ran into is that he's caught feelings for terence yackle's wife now so that's really

01:31:18.160 putting oh god throwing a monkey wrench in his in his father here ron the way the way he's trying 0.94

01:31:22.720 to get it in with with lauren yackle ridiculous 0.99

01:31:25.600 la toya yackle 0.99

01:31:30.320 you guys stop

01:31:33.520 oh jose did jose did say that his wife that his wife showed the show our show to her co-workers

01:31:40.960 yeah no she was like she was like stop that stop she works in the vet like in the veterinary 1.00

01:31:46.640 feeling that she's works over nights and like emergency and so they're just like nothing was

01:31:49.920 going on and so they're just like talking about oh my husband does a podcast let's go check out his

01:31:54.000 pockets and like at first i was like cool whatever they watch some no way jose like whatever i'm just

01:31:57.840 doing schizo deep dives and then she's like yeah we're listening to your comedy podcast and like i was

01:32:01.920 like wait what like no no no no no i wasn't worried i was like in trouble or anything but i was like

01:32:08.400 yeah i mean i've explained this to you properly but yeah don't listen to that around like

01:32:12.320 normal people yeah especially the one where we were talking about you uh uh whatever her name is

01:32:20.080 lauren uh yoki oh that was yesterday i never said that let it be clear i never said that no no you

01:32:27.360 you spent like 20 minutes i have to say your eyes said everything it was implied it was it was quite

01:32:32.160 implied real talk though so there's like there's this thesis that like the reason that jewish people

01:32:37.360 have excelled to the highest levels of industry and everything else it's because they're smart

01:32:41.600 because they're no no hold on because it's really moloch but hold on hold on the the kind thesis the

01:32:47.520 one that has always been like oh no we're we're disproportionately represented in all these industries 0.99

01:32:51.680 because we're we're more brilliant than you idiots yeah yeah listen to this listen to this kid talk 1.00

01:32:57.840 i'm not convinced i'm gonna be honest maybe he seems borderline no their their dominance comes from 1.00

01:33:04.560 their litigiousness you could tell how litigious he was yes that's what i'm saying he's he's talking

01:33:08.800 but he's saying nothing to the point of saying nothing yes exactly and but it's a very lawyer i

01:33:12.560 thought he was saying a lot it sounded like he was calling for a revolution he said nothing

01:33:16.480 while saying a lot actually while also saying nothing yeah it's very weird it's very it's very 0.99

01:33:21.920 lawyer if you're someone like us and you can read between the lines you're like oh shit 0.98

01:33:28.800 their brains may develop slower than our brains but they don't stop yes so the older they 0.99

01:33:34.320 get the more so you're saying they got a new anti-semitic lore they get to where they are

01:33:41.280 because because of their uh amazing shy sting ability they have to their uh their kids are

01:33:47.600 borderline retarded but by the time they hit 38 they are like controlling like dave smith has 0.92

01:33:53.840 gotten a lot smarter since i first started listening to him that's a good point i didn't think about

01:33:57.440 that you're right early 20s jose what cole is saying now is that we have to get them while

01:34:02.640 they're young you got to take them out i think that's what the tunnels are for

01:34:06.800 the adrenochrome is like their desperate attempt to extend their life and they get to like vampire 0.98

01:34:12.080 levels of intel like like like they're fucking geniuses yes they just and that's where you get 0.56

01:34:16.400 the dershowitzes and stuff that's why all like the the look at like how the jews that run everything 1.00

01:34:20.880 how old are they 70 this is such a this is such a career ending episode for me i really

01:34:25.120 pretty good he debunked this uh right before but but when did when did they test when no no listen

01:34:31.200 listen listen when do they test iq in high school that's when they tested like the the standardized

01:34:35.680 testing and stuff is in high school when they're still retarded or they're still like making everything 0.98

01:34:40.640 up i love it so it's so it's after high school this is not at all based on factual data just

01:34:48.560 shut the up after high school their brain kicks in overdrive they become super geniuses wait and and what

01:34:54.160 happens to the chart cole show me in graphical form it goes like this 0.88

01:34:59.360 like this

01:35:02.960 really snap really snap out the arc though really really oh yeah it's no but like snap it

01:35:07.520 snap like give me like the full arm extension oh yeah it's like this it's like

01:35:14.480 it starts here it almost curves back as it goes up

01:35:18.800 but you got to keep the fingers tight to represent the arrow 0.99

01:35:20.880 oh god we're so it gets so high it's ohio it's ohio this show is so fucking ridiculous 0.97

01:35:29.360 oh my god all right wait wait all right so no seriously yeah like that dude did say he did seem 0.99

01:35:33.680 retarded though like amongst all the lawyering talk it sounded retarded all right no i think 1.00

01:35:38.720 it sounds like a call to action looks retarded he looks like a genetic reject just looking at him 0.99

01:35:43.120 he does not look but you listen to what he's saying and from a litigious perspective 0.96

01:35:47.280 like saying nothing while also saying a lot he lit the flames of gondor while normal people didn't

01:35:52.400 even know he lit the flames of gondor it's only people like us are like oh he put out the call

01:35:56.880 you know so you know i actually heard something tonight uh that said that it's at 110 iq is the

01:36:05.120 level at which you're able to actually like read things and then not just memorize but actually

01:36:10.800 comprehend the ideas and i was thinking to myself i'm like that means like more than 60 percent of

01:36:16.160 people yes aren't capable of comprehending ideas at all no no legitimately yes yeah that's unbelievable

01:36:29.520 he's like he's like absolutely i have no idea what's going on anytime about anything do you not remember

01:36:34.000 doing reading comprehension uh like quizzes in in like high school do you remember those yeah do you

01:36:39.920 remember how many kids struggled as hard as with doing those where they'd be like you get like 30

01:36:45.520 like not even 30 minutes i used to get like 10 minutes to read like a short story and then you have

01:36:49.360 to like explain the story afterwards and like a ton of kids could be like no clue what happened like we

01:36:54.880 read it no idea what like ever like what was it it's like it's pervasive i mean rabbit bunny yeah they

01:37:02.160 would literally just be like just maybe a few things that like like just story like just literally

01:37:08.240 the the actual just storyline that's it but they're like they're like so you know like the bunny was

01:37:13.040 faster and the turtle was slower and uh and but the turtle won and that that's the story that's

01:37:18.960 that's like what is that supposed to symbolize like wait this is there's a higher thought thing

01:37:23.280 going on here there's an actual there's an actual lesson this is all black twitter like the way black 0.98

01:37:27.840 twitter uses twitter it's the most it's the most entertaining why he run like that why he

01:37:46.320 in there he goes like uh he said here's the uh setup you give me the punchline he said the why did the

01:37:52.080 jew cross the road and i said because the he saw a black guy coming down like he saw a black guy in

01:37:55.920 front of him and then like they like something like a lady just a black lady she was like what 1.00

01:38:00.160 does this mean and i'm like lady it's a racist joke oh well the best one was actually like uh it was

01:38:08.640 like a 20 000 uh follower account like some blight it was like mrs t or something like that is the name

01:38:14.960 of it she said she said um oh she was like i think why why people always be being like this

01:38:22.400 no no it was something like uh it's like they don't even seem like real people and i and i

01:38:26.000 comment on her i was like they think the same thing about you

01:38:30.400 oh i did see that that's what uh i'm i'm headed out to iowa tomorrow night this is why we did the

01:38:36.160 episode tonight just for the audience so they understand yeah uh i will be uh with a vague's

01:38:40.240 camp for five days so if you guys want to check us out i might be on irl uh friday i'm not sure yet

01:38:44.800 uh but yeah it's gonna be fun go ahead so it is it is a joke oh damn it okay well it's snowing out

01:38:52.080 there right now just don't eat the brown snow around vivek okay i'm proud of you i'm proud of 0.93

01:38:58.640 you i thought i was hoping you would get a joke in there uh look i will not eat the brown snow i

01:39:02.160 appreciate the heads up guys gracious i will do you know since i guess we're doing some sort of plugs 0.98

01:39:06.560 but tyler plug for us uh top lofts has been hot man go fucking pick up some shit hey top top you 0.98

01:39:11.760 fucking you buried liberty lockdown merch it's not even on the fucking page anymore i'm i'm working 0.99

01:39:16.080 on it i gotta yeah i gotta read i'm working on it i'm pushing further down bitch there just seems 1.00

01:39:21.280 to be no bottom yeah go check out the fucking uh this stuff people people seem to like this they've 0.95

01:39:26.640 been buying the uh the dawn wash one but i'm gonna take some of these off and we're gonna put 0.91

01:39:30.480 some new ones because we're gonna have some new ideas it's exciting exciting time to be a 0.89

01:39:34.640 fucking fan of top loss.com is like girl a it has no bottom you don't you don't bottom out at all 0.99

01:39:39.680 shit deep as a motherfucker that jose that josey shirt is fucking fire yeah i didn't realize you 1.00

01:39:46.240 did the uh mickey mouse shirt that's fucking hilarious that's yeah that one says who owned 1.00

01:39:52.080 the boats yeah that's you know i'm so looking forward to this as above so below shirt that's

01:39:56.480 gonna slap yeah maybe i'll work on that tonight i don't know let's see if you got something yeah

01:40:01.440 well i got a new episode of liberty lockdown dropping in four minutes so let's wrap hell yeah all right

01:40:06.080 that's a good place to wrap it i feel like this was a good episode um we're we're hitting our

01:40:11.280 stride we had like 300 live viewers across platforms just so i believe me yeah oh but

01:40:15.840 across platforms yeah and interesting it's just crazy like we i mean just hitting millions of views

01:40:21.200 on like just random memes that we're putting out it was like we all we all hit like our well not all

01:40:26.400 of us me and top hit our biggest uh tweets ever today like it was like that we've ever done i hit my 0.86

01:40:32.240 biggest tweet four days ago with that stupid alien i was just working the whole time i know i was 0.86

01:40:36.720 thinking about how uh the vape is going to be uh surrounded by corn so you can use those corn 0.99

01:40:41.040 cobs as uh toad respectfully shut the fuck up guys i'm playing i'm playing the slow grind here it's 0.95

01:40:46.560 been tuesday we'll see you later see you later guys we'll catch you a little time preference over 0.97

01:40:52.560 here next wednesday yeah all right everybody i hope you enjoyed this one's going to be rough so

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01:42:31.520 mongrels okay uh we'll get to the stuff here remember the lp convention you can still get to it january 26 to

01:42:37.440 28 go to lp georgia uh lp georgia dot com or dot org uh and you can see the tower downs gang there

01:42:45.280 uh better off toad he still he was on another show punk rock libertarian show it was uh pretty good uh

01:42:51.920 but go check out toad uh he's tyler say the inward uh no uh cole he's still dreaming of a life on instagram

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01:44:53.680 That's all folks

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Tower Gang - January 10, 2024

Ep 159 - Why They Run Like That？

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