Ep 158 - Drunk Driving the Culture
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Summary
On this episode of the liberty lockdown lockdown podcast, we have a special guest on the show, a man who's been a long time friend of mine. He's a man of many talents, a producer, a writer, a podcaster, a social justice warrior, and he's also the founder of one of the most offensive podcasts of all time,
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that's it like the not the living room actually the dining room i like the dining table has
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shit on it because i don't have a fucking garage to put it in and i don't have any more closet
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space so i have a bunch of boxes because i think i might move at any minute and then i have some
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recording equipment and i have some of ashton's hats i don't know why i tried to give them away
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i should throw them away i don't fucking care what's on them there was a there was a brown
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ring in in the guest toilet bowl that was so pronounced that i was like oh my god
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hot sauce on the floor and watermelon on the wall i don't know what
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when you have this kind of money you just buy new mugs you don't do that
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because you know what because fuck these niggas that's why
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what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my
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dick into toads and pussy and pussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know
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when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny
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have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit with it
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the three of you had a threesome of some kind
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she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8
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how'd that motherfucker marry like a bitch being out of chocolate
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i like why we gotta do this music every time
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i'm like why it's like so fucking loud man
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he goes tyler man i gotta fucking tell you
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you've been you've been doing such a good job
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as a producer he starts the live stream immediately we're on there like i don't
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and just completely fucks up like the first two things he's done i can't wait to see
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what you do next tyler we're watching you this show is
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it's just it's incredible because like as soon as i as soon as i uh you know
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deign necessary that i compliment someone's efforts
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and uh i assume your next edit's gonna be dog shit
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because i just complimented you but thank you anyways
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welcome to tower gang bitch it's wednesday
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uh i am clint russell i'm the host of liberty lockdown
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as well as as well as the best political show
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we got top lobster in the motherfucking building
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i got an explanation for that but i'll save it for liberty lockdown
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as well as uh inexplicably on a mission to find justice for a black man
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i think you've kind of narrowed it down to something because i was like
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it's not the conspiracy part of the okc shit that that gets jose like real rock hard
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because he doesn't like conspiracies right he's like a fucking gay about that
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what it is is is like are you social justice warrior what is this like w bro no i think it's
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the dad in me that's what it's like it pulls at my heartstrings that story's got me from
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beginning it's but he's a father you know you know he wasn't gonna take care of his kids if
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he survived jose's yo yo oh wait i know exactly what it is this is what it is yo and this is how
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fucking insane jose is he's so sickness he got the sickness with the thickness that he ran this
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fucking long con he's like i'm gonna do a hundred hours with richard booth i'm gonna go on tim
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pool twice i'm gonna go on tinfoil hat yeah and talk about and talk and talk about this guy
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to interview his wife to eventually fuck his wife because she looks thick and 100 this is what this
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is about you're trying to fuck uh tanya's wife tanya it is because she's thick right she's a sweet
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lady you are trying to slide on fucking mr yoki's wife bro top tower's at it i figured i hit i hit the
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african-american angle and i can the big booty bitches will roll in he he's got me pegged down
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for one i'm going for a whole slew of them no okay i'm it's tower gang so you have to answer
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honestly tanya yeaky would you what what i'm not gonna answer he turns into toad dude like
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no that's bullshit man this is so hard right now i can't even think straight this is tower gang i feel
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like you you have to answer like it's not like you're in a normal place she's like a pressure
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she's like my mom's age so so so 15 years ago you wanted to ah you fucking filthy animals sweet lady
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we also have the host we also have the host of better off dead mr tower gang toad what's up brother
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i'm still alive somehow dude i don't like just hanging on no you should go to bed dude
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don't clean don't i'm ready for it now go to bed yo why don't you reckon my ims bro go to bed
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i don't like this hollywood squares though i don't like that he uh he's doing this thing again like i
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logged in and i was like toad's doing a thing again and i don't know if it's a bit i don't because he's
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doing sleepy toad right and are we gonna let him do it i'm like do we have any control over this
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lunatic aside from kicking him off the show period periodically sleepy toad cozy toad i don't know
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whatever you want it was another day again though of trying to convince him to quit his
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fucking job and move dude you know what you know what he just did he just stole my my tips from last
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week and he's trying to live it out he says he's cozy cozy he's sleepy toad see you you you've got
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one part of the ingredient you're cozy you're cozy which is you're halfway there you're cozy
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the permanent nap i went on amazon and i and i i bought i bought a blood pillow on amazon and i
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snatched all of my glasses i don't have them anymore oh that's wow damn do you really think
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that one two three in the chat if you think that one two three we should kick off toad permanently
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i gotta i gotta give i gotta give quick props to josie who got uh fucking sandbagged with a
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interview with bryson gray on um alex stein's show just like an hour ago i just watched it she
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handled herself really well they were not supposed to be like on the stage at the same time immediately
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bryson calls her like a whore says she was dressed like a whore or some shit oh really josie lights
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his fucking ass up it was fucking it was awesome why are we talking about niggers on this show
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whoa whoa whoa oh that's that's too far everything else i'm asking a question
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this is sincere i'm asking a question i will say it's properly applied pride for that specific
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individuals but really it's it's kind of the only thing we do on this show if you think about it
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god that was so hard that was such a hard er no it was really hard is what it was
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this is so gay this is like i feel like we're like legion of skanks right now we're like really
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going down i thought this was tower game i asked i asked him to rate tanya yiki no i asked you to
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rate tanya yiki you say no i dropped the n word with the hard r and everybody goes oh where am
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i right now dude it felt like he was full dave dave on legion of skanks anytime legion of skanks
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talks about a woman and then dave is just like i'm married guys i can't it's like that's what
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dave brother that's what he just did right there he just like he just a little cucked out on it who
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me yeah oh i'll be honest that one is weird because i do know her personally i've been talking for a
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time she's a very sweet yeah we know you you got you have her number yeah i have her number there
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you go oh you dirty dog dude how else do you think i'm talking to her dude you're trying to
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slide on yackle what the fuck hey i'm telling you i'm john do you're gonna do terrence yoki's wife
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like that how do you slide on yamalama that's fucked up bro you a real big dong you know what i mean
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and and he has a nerve to talk shit about me for saying a word look at you look at your actions
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jose fuck a black dude's dead black dude's ex-wife you're a piece of shit she's spanish though
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right she's spanish so she's there i think so hey can we argue with them about that uh bryson grays
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knew the the the rap yeah let's argue dude that's dog shit i'm sorry and i like i like rap but like
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good rap like fucking good rap what's good rap self-title the moral technique like shit like that
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now whatever the fuck that bullshit conspiracy theory rap from a moral moral technique i can respect
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that he's not bad anything else yeah uh that's about all i got in the tank right now figured as
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much all right guys are we talking about no listen what the fuck are we talking about actually i'm
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pretty sure that was like a mexican and a white what two mexicans and a white dude i think is what
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i just rattled off there it's musically bad and it's lyrically even worse yeah i enjoyed it i was
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retarded of course you did totally i mean cole because you don't hear words it really it really was like
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i literally like the only reason i turned it i literally turned it off to this
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i literally turned it off because i was like i literally turned it off because i was like
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top is beefing with this dude i can't for my brother i can't like listen to this i was like i
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enjoy it you're a real loyal soldier dude dude i literally because i and that's why i didn't like
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comment like this is shit because i was like i don't believe that but i kind of want to hear no
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it's really not good i don't i don't think it's good i know but every time every time i say that
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uh rap song's good and you say it's trash you always go into this fucking this entire like
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i break it down for you mathematically about how math is gonna somehow tell me that the music is good
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or bad and i that's just not how it works that is 100 how how music works it's all math it's all
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fucking ones and zeros and vibrations in the chat holy shit dude don't be gay yeah you do kind of
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sound like a hoity-toity like academic when you go there like the guy who's like well technically
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your article's not sound and like you shouldn't be breaking the rules he's like he's like this is
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just a very simple i'm just letting you know dude jazz must absolutely fuck up top because it's not
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even like no no i love it because i appreciate i appreciate the complexity of it yeah you know
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the person knows what he's doing if we have to talk about this shit about bryce and gray his entire
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his entire argument here is that josey is dealing in this demonic realm okay when in reality he's
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dealing in this demonic realm i can tell by his fucking dumb songs that i've listened to three of
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them that he goes there either he produces this shit himself and just hits a couple notes on a
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keyboard okay and then puts out a song to the masses you're dabbling in music this is like if you
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look up in the bible lucifer was the first musician the worship leader so this fucking retard is
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dabbling in music has no clue what he's doing you can tell by his rap and the music that he chooses
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and then he's gonna call josey demonic for taking a picture so i'm like i just can't stand this
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motherfucker so yeah i'm gonna attack him on the level of mathematics and is this good it's not good
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he's also pretty retarded i'm i the more i've seen his back and forth with people just more i'm like
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you are fucking dumb like yeah look at this you're gonna lose her you're gonna lose her to a black
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dude it's it's just any day i actually agree you know you know my wife she she says she says the
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word more than you do i just want to say that out there yeah yeah she does she she calls you that
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every day right tyler tyler pull up that uh that video of that i sent of the um the retarded black
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dude i'm pretty sure i i dropped it in the right guy we're already talking about bryson you don't
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have to play yes exactly that's all this is a video of bryson and i want i want to show everybody
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you really thought it slapped though clint like what i don't understand the only thing i thought
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it was pretty good it's the only thing i agree with he made it he made it in hours he's like yeah
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i could say if like my friend if my buddy sent me this if like one of my buddies sent me this
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who just like just dabbling i'd be like yeah pretty good but like someone's like that's their thing i'm
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like the thing i wanted now now here's the thing i did agree because tyler was going off on it
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the thing i i like the music the setting of it was retarded he's just walking around a cul-de-sac
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and i was like it's stupid we are supposed to have an entourage or like dancers in the back that are
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doing shit he's literally just walking down the street and he'll like occasionally slide what's he
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doing in a white neighborhood we need to get back to our bread and butter toad what the fuck's up with
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you dude what do you mean what yeah what are you doing like you're doing this like the whole
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sleep thing again you're just you're just asking a very general question yeah what the fuck dude
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i i do not understand like what the fuck is up with you like in life in general bro look at you
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right now what the fuck yeah wherever you want to take it
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this is open-ended buddy i'm not gonna narrow this down what the fuck toad
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be the star of the show right now go i'm just being cozy
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i'm not gonna i'm not even gonna address this because you open this up clint i'm not addressing
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whatever he's doing and he's going on here right now i'm quitting i'm quitting this and we're going
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to this subjective it is subjective that song is subjectively off this is bryson getting his first boombox
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play it bro it's very quiet here i don't think you did you share audio this is what happened
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this guy's come on toad i don't think you shared audio with it he didn't he's laughing in the background
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look at him i can't this is actually really funny though i i found this and i i think actually a um
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a viewer sent this to me i want to say maybe but i saw this and it was just and after we watch it i'll
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i'll i have great content yeah look i'm just i'm trying to vamp until this uh this guy middle-aged
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like california faggy lawyer tyler was flawless tyler you got tyler like this right now
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he says he can't play it with audio now you know how it feels baby i'm just gonna sit here relaxing
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you can't play with audio that's so toad you're talking about 10xing your uh your your bank or
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whatever the and upping your bets by 10x are you gonna do that for real i might
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it if you do that you're gonna quit your job and move or no yeah you mean that yeah i think
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i love i love when he goes he goes if you can't understand what he's saying because and by the
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way this is just i like that the downs version of them is still just the regular version there's
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no difference are they down those people were downs yeah no i'm dead serious i was actually i was
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going to ask is it possible for iq to go negative or no yeah i've never seen a downs black person
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before that that's why that's why it says uh there's hood versions of them that's why that's
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what the caption was on the top that's the whole thing and i thought that was just hood versions of
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getting an xbox for christmas or what what was that they put it in a sock do you know i think
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they stole it do you know the i'm not lying do you know the odds of being born just as a black
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kid much less being a black and like your parent not aborting you this man this man won the lottery
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to even exist well yeah it's crazy i think that what happened was the abortion just didn't take
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and that's how he came okay wait so how do they how do you think they do abortions
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stick some some uh some implements uh in the woman's vagina and like they they grind up the fetus
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i think toad is just a fed that's just practicing his character work every week that's all it is
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different different slight character but badly bring the video back up because i want to explain
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what he said because it's really funny it's like one of those like mixer type type of deals you know
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like an egg beater type of thing just you know turn that on sounds like a drill you know it shoves
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that up there just you know grinds like the like the doctor standing in between her legs going like
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this right i'll take guesses first because i know what he says and like you'll be like what does he
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say you my nigga yo i'm not lying i didn't i didn't realize i watched this video five times in a row
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because it's funny didn't realize they were downs just look like regular black people to me shut up
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you're doing a bit no i'm not i'm not i swear i mean it with all my heart i
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i want to say first he says dad i don't believe that part but he does he goes he goes you my
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nigga blood and then he puts up the blood that's what he oh my god bro oh my god you stole me this
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xbox we had to go to our resident down syndrome member of tower gang to get the translation now you
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can hear it now you can hear it because it's so funny what is this no but but what about well
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we know his father isn't actually there so what if because he's retarded somebody just wait a second
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pause it this other dude is actually his father he's like dad they're initiating like down syndrome
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retarded people into the into the bloods like is is recruitment that low
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i've never wanted to be yeah recruitment is pretty downs right now
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you see how it's done toad you see i i i i'm trying to uh to learn from that
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from everything that's going on and then he shows i just i don't know why but it's just funny to me
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that he just he has to pull down the thing there's a lot of questions a lot of questions to the video
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though right so here just look look what is it in what is that i don't understand what that is
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this is what i think because they didn't give them a shoe box i don't know what that is it's like a
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travel case is what it looks like a little case with the case it comes in yeah who travels with
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their xbox here's what i think i think they stole it bro real ass here's the thing is i think they
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stole it because they just found the travel case because you you don't just buy uh xbox in a travel
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they stole it they stole number one these people are not traveling this dude where's he traveling he's
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getting on a plane come on they're staying in the projects in the hood that's never even left
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his house he wouldn't he wouldn't be allowed well maybe he would because it's like special
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circumstances you know he he has downs he goes up like oh this gentleman is retarded how do you
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how do you think how do you think black people treat retards in the hood they i know how i actually
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know how they treat them in the hood okay please school me because i have no clue all right this is
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like this is story time from top now i was raised sort of by my grandma when my parents were working
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and my uncle uh uh oh we left cole i think my uncle um sorry like my internet went like really
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bad that was weird i don't know what the hell my internet just i didn't like that i was hoping it
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was toad but it came from the wrong side i'm like what the what are we gonna do we're gonna keep doing
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the show now all right so so my uncle uh lived with my grandmother and his best friend was this dude
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named stanley and stanley was like a retarded like that black dude i didn't i never knew what was wrong
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with him because i grew up with him he was always around and so my uncle was like real fat and he
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would just send stanley to the chinese store and he'd be like yo stanley buy a fucking chinese food
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buy yourself something and that's all stanley did he hung out with my uncle and he just pretty much
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like told me about it i told maybe i just told only you yeah that that's like what he did but that's
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what retarded people do in the hood they kind of just there but like and i'm saying do they get
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fucked up though no so after my my uncle passed stanley's still in the hood i seen him again
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before i came to florida and he's like running the block right he's running yo he's a gangster
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gangster so the black people just take them and they make them into gangster get like like if they
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need somebody killed they'll be like yo stanley okay they'll kill them with their hands they got
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retard strength dude yeah i think they got plausible deniability you take my xbox wait wait wait wait
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wait wait he stole your xbox wait does does does would a uh a black
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retard because they have retard strength would they then have a normal neck oh yes yeah they're
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probably impervious to to police uh chokeholds you take out their one the other thing all you have to
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do like like i think cole's on to something here you anytime you want someone to be taken out you just
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tell stanley he took your xbox and then like all he's all he's doing he's on a mission to reclaim his
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xbox but the xbox has been taken by i don't know jerome down the block or something and he's just using
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there's also there's also this like interconnection of worlds because i like we know that regular
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downs kids love wwe they love wrestling yeah but black people don't really like wrestling they like
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anime so like what's the cross what the what are you saying what to because well i just like
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overall black overall black people don't the people that the black people that do love wrestling are
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retarded that's where the black people that love anime are the only ones that like talk to white
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people i think like black people in the hood hood they don't fuck with anime yeah they do yeah they
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do hardcore yeah they love anime oh they just never tell me about it makes sense when uh when black go to
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their houses called dude do they still yell out racial slurs i am not going to a black dude's house
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in the hood are you out of your mind i've been in many i've been in many and you'd never guess it but
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they have their fucking vhs section like all all of naruto called it and this dude i i went in his
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house to buy weed yeah they love naruto dude they love naruto and they love uh dragon ball z they love
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dragon ball z they love that they think that they're goku yeah it's weird i don't get it i don't understand
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there was only like eight black people that went to my high school and i should you not the like the
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the tall like he seemed kind of downsy but not really he would fucking naruto run around school
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for real that's actually i do get my black bags in 4chan just the green text i see on instagram
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that's all i get right now every black homie i've ever had loves anime wow loves it i don't know and
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that's what i'm saying but you don't see a lot of them liking wrestling and maybe they maybe there are
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like uh top you were you liked wrestling didn't you like growing up yeah yeah what's up with black
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people in the anime then what's that what's that about well i mean i'll grant you i'll grant you
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it's a fact but like why i i to answer that you'd have to answer this question the previous generation
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was kung fu so if you went to the mall right in between the stores they had a kung fu kiosk and
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black people will be just give me the next one you know what you know what it is the the the asian
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culture loves black people like the japanese like no it doesn't i but like don't they love black
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culture don't they they like they want to be i mean they all want to they're like me yeah yeah
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yeah but just like over there we like i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want
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to step foot in it yes right but i think and i think that's the same with it they're like wiggers
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it's also correct the same on the other don't know black people correct they're chiggers
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you know what i'm thinking is that jewish people probably uh flooded the hood with asian culture to
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like just profit off of it and that's and they just turn them all into like big xenophiles i mean
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there's two reasons dragon ball z i mean if you know the plot like they're what saiyans and they're
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literally like half monkey things and the main bad guy is frieza who's literally overtly racist all the
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time calls them monkeys and worthless and like the most like over-the-top racist you can think
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of like that's the whole thing they love that so you're saying you're saying that they relate to it
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yes yeah here's the other thing here's the other thing i think that they have a fetish that's like
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a fetish point like like how like uh people downtrodden we are i also like a white person
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would watch cuckold fetishes right and be like yeah the black guy's fucking my wife or whatever
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the black people watch anime specifically dragon ball z because it's a fetish of theirs of just getting
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called a monkey it's weird dude also here's the other thing dragon ball z played on uh non-cable like
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just over the air uh uh channels that's where the poor people watched so the poor people didn't
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have cable so they were just watching what the channel was was dragon ball z on and why did i miss
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it i want to say it came it was probably on like cw no no it was before cw this is for your generation
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your generation yeah for my generation it was on toonami on cartoon network so it was cable yeah but for
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you guys i remember yeah yeah also anime is like 90 to 95 percent like fight scenes and like five
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percent character development yeah they don't have to dude they don't have to it's not even just because
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as we always start to talk about like for movies dude if you just described he just described the
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black person he's like 90 fight scenes 10 character they relate to the violence of animals zero percent
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chirp hearing they really relate to this this is actually their lives on the downs black uh video
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i was surprised i couldn't hear a chirp i was expecting in that video to hear a chirp because i was
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expecting 9 000 gallons oh no oh this is another great question all right positive do we know no
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this is i think this is that's africa this is africa but here's my thought right so black people don't
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ever put batteries in their smoke detectors so like they they are already prone to dying in fires do you
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think that there's some correlation here between their their their refusal their absolute and utter
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refusal to have functioning smoke detectors also makes them in some form or fashion incapable of
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extinguishing a fire once they are actually physically on fire because they just ran they
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didn't fire illiterate dude so i was i was in four years fire protection and management that was my major
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ask me how many black people i knew in that class like you take a guess
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it was just it was just white people and chinese people interested in fire and and one spanish dude
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and fucking not not one but this was john jay so there was a lot of black people in this college
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i'd say like 70 percent were black yeah or like black minority not one they don't they're not interested
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but no seriously though seriously though you see them they ran when they were on fire they none
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of them stopped yeah they just well that's just what they do anyways they just run dude
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i don't have the tools for this i would love to see that black guy he catches on fire and he starts
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fire fire it's already yeah they're they're do you think that's how it got ignited
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i am retarded do you think that's how it got ignited is one of them fucking homi audit
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oh that's true they don't like fire and they don't like water that's true but they like cartoons
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with elemental magic yeah yeah that is interesting good point over that's crazy what the fuck is up
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with black people bro wild that's what this whole show's been about 70 of 70 is like what the
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fuck is up with black people the other 30 percent i guess us uh i don't know gay people talking yeah
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we talk about so yeah yeah power gang black people poorly explained by white people
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by the way on that video what do you think they were trying to do because they were looting
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they were looting the fire truck they were looting the gas truck
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steal the gas yeah just to do what with what like did he to do i like that they were stealing cars
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i mean what they were stealing what's the value to huff it they were stealing it yeah when it was on
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fire yeah don't sniff and all i can think of is that they don't they literally just can't imagine
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like a guy still smoking a cigarette i that's probably 100 what happened is just these dudes are
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unbelievably rama rama don't be rama rama dude i just realized goku's whole thing is that he's
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retarded and like just happens to be good at all things physical so we always ends up winning in
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the end like yeah that's that's literally the story of lebron james yeah exactly it's the story of
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almost every black person besides break break tiger woods great how did he get there this is what i'm
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saying like he's fat he's short he doesn't do anything really good and people still listen i don't
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whatever because because conservatives conservatives are very yeah conservative christians are
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so easy to oh yeah this is the one they're trying to fire with dirt
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yeah well yeah because because they can't they can't go near water throw the dirt and he goes oh
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i love those dudes they're so funny uh do you think i the the funny thing about the dirt thing is i don't
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know if you ever saw like the original thread of that people trying to defend them in the comments
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are like yeah you put out you can put out with fire with dirt it's like but that's not what's going
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on here they can't they didn't not a whole house structure fire no he threw it at the at the stucco or
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it's probably just like literally mud shit mixed on there on some wood he threw it at that fires are dirty
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oh god i didn't like that video either yeah and they also eat the dirt which we've discussed on the show
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yo can you bring up tyler bring up the the airplane crash video that one oh yeah we watched this uh
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when you guys were asleep because you're gay yeah you're gay as all you guys um happy new year by
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the way you yeah happy new hey i was gonna i was gonna ask did we want to do a year in review at all
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that's good no no i don't remember yeah i'm pretty sure we've done it every year but okay
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we're not gonna have a call yeah go back and watch here here this is actually this is actually a
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retrospective because we already already did this on my uh my life that is my favorite thing was when
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i first heard this i was like you you just know who it is if they call a plane a like this
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there's nobody else in the world the plane's gonna crash and be like what's that motherfucker
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she genuinely doesn't know what that is yeah she has no clue what that motherfucker
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god i love this what the is that a bird what the is that there's somebody else in there
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dude just having your last breath and you just hear a fat black woman just screaming what's that
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what's that metal banana listen to this right here what the this is crazy oh no he oh my goodness
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nope nobody's called them nobody's called them if at a minute and 30 seconds they go yo maybe we
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should call 911 and then somebody does it this dude's just bleeding out by the way yeah listen to
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this it shows yeah he's still moving how about you helping them like at least take the plane off him
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there's like seven of you guys you're very strong i can see you here's the thing pause it real quick
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because i you don't need to oh yeah that's true that's you don't do it how did you all they watch
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is world star hip-hop this is what they think you're supposed to do when someone's hurting oh right just
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record it this is just it's just why didn't they shout world star boom yo back that up i gotta hear that
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again that's the part play that what the boom yo i heard something sometimes how something boom what's
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the middle part i don't know what i don't i don't speak you you my nigga
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i thought we heard something say boom i thought i thought we heard something say boom yeah i heard
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something i wonder if it was this plane i thought we heard something say boom we need like this is
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like the he crashed on the plane help him this is quite the crazy occurrence
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look literally no one's calling 9-1-1 what are these shoes
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look what she says to this guy look here go your phone right here she's talking to this dead guy
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here you go your phone your phone's right here you need that yo phone oh no i ain't working it broke up
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yeah because it was in a plane crash she's talking to the dead guy
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she's talking i can tell she's i can tell she's two bills just on that
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that outline the silhouette there is no black woman in their 30s that's under 200 correct
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that's correct what's your name what your name is
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pause it pause it pause it oh no put that leg away pause it real quick tyler
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now i've said this on a couple of shows but just imagine you're in your like this guy's probably
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gonna die your bones sticking through your leg you've just fell out of the sky
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your your your your organs are probably liquid
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right now chemicals are going off in your brain and you're seeing your life
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you're seeing your father teach you how to ride a bike you're seeing
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you know fucking you you get your first job and this
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bitch is talking over the movie of your life
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right before you die what is she what is she speaking over it with though
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i can't i couldn't tell you boom that's what you're doing
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yeah it's not even ebonics i prefer that it would be like that pigeon
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shit you know that like uh the stuff that bbc translates to or or the way that at least
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if the abos were talking i'd be like this is kind of charming but this is just like
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imagine it's just like that like the entire like all of it's insulting but you know what's
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what's remarkable no one no one ever talks about this think about how far homeboy got launched from
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that plane how is he the one that's doing better how is this guy under the plane if the plane
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fell i imagine it fell he fell out of it no they launched they launched and then and then the plane
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kept moving how how long until they start checking his pockets right after this video i mean they
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already did before they started yeah god that's so sad that that dude is about to jack his pockets
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that's why they didn't take the phone because they're like oh this thing's broken we're not
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taking it just throw it back on the floor what do they call it they say run your that's what they
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say one right there give up your if i'm a cop and i'm pulling up to this i'm like what the
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is she talking because she's gonna be like oh i bet i'm flitting into this and then this
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just boom he crashed about four five beep go yeah swear to god officer i heard boom i think it was a
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boom but yeah it couldn't have been a beat but also they're acting like it's a regular occurrence
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because it is a regular occurrence for people to be dropping dead all around them when they're black
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people i just feel i just feel like they're this is the most intuitive thing do you even think they
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know that it's a plane because i don't know they never say plane they're so confused they are very
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because they're just like they're just like these two white just drop out the sky with this big
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yellow kayak yeah yo you wouldn't believe it they finna they finna come down and fly like christ
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like what are you talking about what happened here no idea no clue and the the most baffling part is
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that people are mad at me oh yeah sweet brown i just made a simple comment exactly that's literally
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her i was actually gonna ask tyler to bring that up that's how good he is at his job that he knew
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but that's the lady that's recording don't do that they're so backwards technologically and
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historically that they don't they're not even aware that white people have invented air travel
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like it's possible right go to sleep dude just go to sleep man
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i got better off dead to do after this new drop here and tell me does this work at all
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and it just goes top i don't know i legit thought he was just doing it at the moment
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i actually looked at him i looked at him and i was like oh he's melting down god damn it i wish i
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wish i knew i wish i knew we had that effect because like the the beep was fun to do with you guys but
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imagine doing that every time we went on a roll just like
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we're so used to operating with that behind us that we might have just accepted it if i did it
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yeah i've tuned it out and started i i i do it to make you
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i thought you hit it i thought you hit it his name is obvious stereotype and he says that's just
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fucking brilliant god i love our fans what we got from my back dude i can't wait till we we're
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gonna be in um oh yeah let's let's in georgia oh yeah whatever
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georgia where they shave with nidal all right oh wait no all right oh there we go whoa yeah
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i'm seizing seizing up uh that was me that was me if you'd like to join if you'd like to join the
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arian party please turn out january 26th through the 28th the georgia lp event go to lpgeorgia.com
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i think it might be.org there's actually there's a lake there's a lake around this vfw we're doing
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baptisms into the aryan party in the back please show up you're never going to get this opportunity
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again to get baptized into the aryan party by actual white supremacists by the way you also
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have to bring your own wooden crosses they're not provided when you get there so just prepare for
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that we do the tiki torches art can be bought there though yeah baptism in you the lake is also
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awesome because because it makes sure the black people don't show up wards no but in in all seriousness
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though um we're all going to be there i'm actually i'm bringing my wife i think cold there's a
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very good chance that one of you guys could have a threesome with cole if you show up buy a ticket
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am i right cole yeah yeah and i'll and i'll be watching as well yeah well that's optional i will
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i will be moderating a presidential debate as toad but clowns himself uh so do not miss that i'll
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probably also be giving a speech but most importantly a live tower gang the libertarian party of georgia has
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has decided to end their existence by inviting us to georgia i have no idea why but we're going to
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be there january 26th through 28th uh what we're doing plugs i just want to add i'm going to be
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embedded with vivek ramaswamy's camp and i will be uh also on timcast irl next thursday uh i think don
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donald trump jr canceled and they slotted me in instead wow what a downgrade anyways uh check it out
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nice um yeah i said that only just because i was thinking i can't imagine when toad is going to be
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in the presidential debate going all right i'm going to try to get a point in like we're just
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going to be cracking up laughing are you prepared are you prepared at all no
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do you think you're going to do well is it not going to be hilarious if he gets absolutely blasted
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just i mean that's going to be the funniest the funniest thing that can happen is for toad well
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what if rectenwald just runs laps around him laps that's what i'm guys
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hold on funny that would be though we're in a very unique situation though i'm gonna be a unique
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situation overconfident going into this that it's it's gonna work out for me you can you can lean
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the tables you can lean the tables in a manner that makes toad look smarter than anybody else there
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yeah we can do this like you can also lean the tables to make him look like the most retarded
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more retarded than one extreme or the other one excuse me excuse me but i reject i reject top's
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premise entirely there is no way that i make him look brilliant are you out of your mind i think you can
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i think you can there is a way by what series of questions could i make toad a functioning orator
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do they make biden a functioning orator against trump brilliance bring it specifically to libertarian
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theory like deep libertarian theory and like and give him the answer he's not even good at that like
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he's giving the answer give him the answer before him the answer beforehand yeah and write write him
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his speech like they did with hillary clinton he's just i'm gonna ask him some question about like
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immigration policy and he's gonna be like we need to kill all the trans people and i'm gonna be like
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what what the fuck what are you talking about and you as the moderator to be like i agree with you
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but like you don't have to say it fair point but not what i asked i'm the only one who has the balls
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to say i asked you i asked you about how you think liberty will be achieved in our lifetime
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i already know i know what this episode is going to be about too like i'm seeing it play out as we say
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it he's going to go up there be super serious about these answers and then he's going to come and sit
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down next to us and we're just going to light him up for the whole time like because it's just going
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to be asinine i don't want i don't want to see you talk politics toad i might not even go to this thing
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now i'm going to try to not talk politics yeah new orleans plus two and a half that was shut the
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up last week thank you uh thank you producer all right mailbag all right mailbag please yeah
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uh where's all right there we go also shout out to me i got a uh i finally got well i got
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only took two of them actually i got two of them so all i needed was this little bitty thing right
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here and uh that and i got an actual chair too so cole you sound so much better i like my my anger
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towards you for delaying a year over an eight dollar acquisition is limitless i'm so upset what's so
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funny is i found out today because i was like putting i didn't have it it hadn't shipped in yet so i was
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just like getting my mic ready to put it on the thing i was like putting the you know all this
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stuff up aren't you an island here and i slid like the mic onto the actual the this part and it like
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slid right on and it actually stayed there and i was like you're telling me this whole time i didn't
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even need this thing it just slides off tof lost me a thousand dollars
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oh wait you didn't even need a piece like it was already ready to go so it's it's i it still needs
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the piece to be stable but it does work without it like it just slides this larger piece here you
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never tried that i never tried that i just saw it was two different it was two different sizes and i
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was like there's no way and i literally just it just went i don't know what to think about this
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shut the up lady you took so many charges i swear to god you're retarded but why would i think it's
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like because you just try it bro just try it all right it concerns me how little you like how little
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uh effort you put into this show it's it's yeah it's like it's like it's like he's afraid of success
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it's even less yeah yeah yeah all right let's get into cole's psyche yeah what happens cole what the
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fuck i think i think he's not just afraid get out of my head some part of cole some part of cole is
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like if this show blows up then eventually i'd have to tell my parents that this is what i do yeah and
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he was like he but in his in his little monkey symbols brain he thinks that little screw that
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little screw right there is stopping it wait wait pull that comment up cole literally puts very little
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effort into anything outside of this show wait so this is this is you putting in effort is that what
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she's implying or she's saying you're equally lazy this is across the board full-hearted lazy
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across the board i think is what she means yeah elizabeth answer that i i resent that i do a lot
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in the gym i'm gonna i'm gonna need you i'm gonna need you to withhold threesomes from him until he
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starts to give us some effort she's not answering does he take this show more seriously than he takes
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fathering every no holy no the the funny thing is every every week elizabeth says the same thing let me
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let's just let's just say let's just say let's just say really up like really
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up questions and then just pull up the yep over and over again is is cole's is cole's dick like
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embarrassingly tiny oh my god wow unbelievable does he does he come like four seconds oh wow she
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didn't even need me to finish the question incredible uh is is his iq like below room temperature most of
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the time oh wow yep there's too many people trying to hit the thing it's like price is right where
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you're waiting for like really does does survey says yep numbers right what i was gonna say is
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that every week elizabeth are you gonna leave your husband for bryson gray oh that's rough don't say
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don't say yes don't say yes don't say oh wow thank god all right all right she's still racist uh
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no it was funny because every every week every week before i like when i have to tell her that i'm
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coming on the show she goes why is this our life why do you do this every week every every week she
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asked me this it's literally the same thing she gets uh she gets so upset and she goes but she
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doesn't enjoy this why does she watch it if she doesn't like it no she likes to she likes this part
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of it she doesn't like i i don't know she she she hates what's what's this part what does that mean
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being in the chat being funny she likes that just like the bitch she doesn't like that's the whole appeal
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of the show she enjoys the show for the thing that people enjoy the show for she doesn't like
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you being in a different room for two hours yes that's why because it's because it's her bedtime
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and she doesn't want to go to bed alone my wife is the same way too my wife and then and then you
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go back and then they're kind of like i need to go to bed but you decided to talk to your friends
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and like that kind of i don't understand it but like it's just it's child i hope my wife is
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probably watching she's gonna punch me but why get mad about that i don't understand that
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it's like i i don't like it's like two hours a week what's the mailbag question yes go ahead
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mailbag we have ancap grizzly asks us well it's kind of a two-parter who is the best drunk driver
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i guess out of any of us and also should drunk nascar be a sport oh i'm i'm an elite drunk driver
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if anyone can compete with me i'd be surprised i'm i'm pretty elite man although i'm sober now but when
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i was a drinker i was an elite drunk driver i'm pretty sure drunk nascar was what it was at
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the beginning that's literally what it was it started as moonshiners it was bootlegging it
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wasn't they weren't drunk while trafficking the alcohol well maybe you're about to say you think
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these guys are just bootlegging oh but we would never the ones that didn't the ones that didn't
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crash or get caught they probably were sober but i'm sure there was plenty of drunk bootleggers yes
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i'm pretty sure because it started as just the moonshiners just that they would so i found out last
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week that my grandmother bootlegged uh like rum and shit in puerto rico and she would bury it and
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protect it with the bat and her her husband the first one he died of liver cancer from drinking so
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much so yeah they do get high in their own supply they were probably last week you've totally told us
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the story before dude no no i i found out more about it last week like intricacies top's family
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is probably some of the coolest people to ever walk the planet yes yeah yeah my my grandma this is what i
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found out last interesting is a better term that that same grandma super christian all the time
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turns out when she was in puerto rico she would boil hot water and throw it at the christians
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when they came by because she was like a catholic or something like that and then something happened
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and she turned christian and the lady never missed a day of church in her life for like 70 years i was
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like you know they were wild people she was on shit she was boiling water and burning the fucking
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christians and then she became one literally throwing boiling water at the christians that's just what you did
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she is i'm pretty sure he just took the story of saul from the bible and applied it to his grandma
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and that's it so that's a vision and then like came to god is that what happened who the fuck's
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christina rivera i don't know that bitch no idea no no clue you're a fucking cunt all right all right
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what's uh what's the next mailbag wait wait are we just gonna just just say that clint's the best
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drunk probably here yeah i've seen his hand-eye coordination there's like no no i think i am i think i
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there's like i was like a level where you toad didn't you wreck your car toad yeah he was sober
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shut up i don't know how many times i have to lecture you about this but you aren't better
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at anything than me the the last time well i'm better than you well i have a high i have higher
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teeth than you and i think i'm better at staying awake than you toad literally i could i could just i
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could just pick up a sports book and just close my eyes and just point and i'm better oh yeah i forgot
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i'm better at sports betting and writing software than you no no you're not no you're not you can't
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even figure out how like control zoom you're better at all this stuff the control zoom thing still
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kids not not part of the job not part of the job i thought it was him and i still heard him i
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could still hear him say it's not part of the job and i was just like how is he talking double he's
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like talking about both sides of his mouth is that the mailbag music
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i think imagine what if we can get that that played in toad's house like like real like a low
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volume that needs to be that needs to be his ringtone because everybody around him
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only he would hear is the funny thing everybody else would never hear it look we can't have this just be
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a two-man race the three of you have to have driven drunk are any of you good at it no i have
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yes i'm not i don't crash it depends on my level of drunk it's really hard because there's like
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different levels drunk you're like you know like i'm just that right level of drunk where i can drive
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well that doesn't mean that you're good at drunk driving if you're just barely buzzed and you drive
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well that's not an achievement i think generally yes because i do have i'm very cautious and like i i
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know i'm fucked like my life i feel like i feel like no matter what i can zoom out and get back into like
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the all right be sober for and just and do whatever i need to do i have to do that at any
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at any level of drunk i've got a story for you guys um the the weekend after one of my best friends
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died and i was there i got i went over to there was like some wake or some and i was
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what year is this like 1956 yeah uh 40 41 and i was i was super depressed and i got hammered and i i
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i don't know how the i survived it i had this nissan 300 zx i got on the 56 which is this
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little new freeway that they had just built in san diego aging myself it was 1941 at the time so
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long time ago i feel like clint's going to tell us how he could drive his horse and carriage drunk
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like i but i drove it like a motherfucker you wouldn't like listen listen you don't even know
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how the prohibition was it sucked all right but i still i still drunk driving the depression he's
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talking about the great depression i'm not gonna lie to you guys i took i i drove as fast as i
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have ever driven in my life i got very close to 150 miles per hour in my nissan 300zx which was a 1990
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with 185 000 miles on the engine it was the most dangerous thing i've ever done in my life the fact
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that i'm still alive to tell this story is remarkable i woke up the next day because my my buddy i won't
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say his name because i don't want to shame him but he was with me in the car and he was mortified
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because i was like i was like suicidal for real i drove almost 150 miles per hour and i my blood
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alcohol content probably was like a three like a point three or whatever the fuck damn that's
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more like point three that's no three whatever that's insane point oh three maybe that's more
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shameful for you though because point three by you doing that with a friend in the car you could
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have lost another friend there you'll get it i'm not saying like it's a happy or a funny story
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i'm just saying like that's elite drunk driving i love i love our chat now hold on i did do something
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similar to that he's the coolest man on earth unfortunately no no no you you've misread me
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entirely i'm just saying i am superior to toad and always imaginable no he does think he's the best on
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earth i've watched i've watched that episode from last week a few times because i felt bad i said did
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we violate clint or not and every time i go back i just see how much more smug clint is like like it's very
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funny but when we're when we're like when we're confronting him with these obvious party fouls
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he's going no like look it's not it's not even that i think i'm that cool it's just that i don't
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give a fuck you know what i mean like i really don't care so like when you guys are clowning me
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about i'm just like this is all funny to me it's like it's cool i don't know i don't know i bet i bet
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clint thinks he's really good at arm wrestling no actually actually i'm not that great when i was uh
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peak physical condition 30 30th birthday party i have all of my guy friends uh at the at the beach
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and we start to we get really fucking hammered and we start to arm wrestle and i'm fucking i'm
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knocking a bunch of people dead because i'm like i'm in really great shape at the time but i uh i
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get my ass kicked by my homeboy ben who's like this fucking elite power lifter just like nearly tears
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my arm off i wake up the next day after beating the out of most of my friends getting crushed by ben
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i wake up the next day and i can't move my arm so i was super drunk thought i was all elite and
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shit i like i like literally strained the tendons that i could not i woke up and i couldn't extend
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my arm like all the way out for that's happened to me before being drunk like you don't like you
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don't understand how much effort you're putting into a certain like you don't work out when you're
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drunk because i've done that before i like blew out my chest because we were just fucking around
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and i'm like i could do that and i was like yeah no you shouldn't do that they've talked about how
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like if you have a really low sleep as well like your brain your brain kind of limits it knows its
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limits of the body like it like muscles are way stronger than the bones they're attached to kick
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him out of the chat expelliamos so like your brain has a limit like it has a limiter it's
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like a limiter on the car for your muscles and so like when you get drunk i feel like that limiter
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just kind of goes away and it's just like you just go full force and everything it's basically like the
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retard like the can't gets deleted for a little bit yes yes yep you're right i did get pulled over
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while drunk driving once and i got away with it how i don't think i think you're lying but go ahead
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and tell the story go ahead absolutely not lying not lying at all well it happened to be in like a
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one town over from my hometown so that might be that might make it more likely the cop will let you go
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but i just i said nothing to the cop at all that's how i did him he said he said sir license and
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registration and toad just went well he pulled me over he's like he was like be on your way
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i don't know why he goes frozen toad on him he just goes frozen toad he just like
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just doesn't he doesn't even look at him just stays like 10 and two
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it's almost believable because that would be like one of those moments where reality is broken and you
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don't know how to respond you just go okay i guess go yeah the cop figured this guy's night is
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already so bad wait this is this is the made-up story you're gonna go with that a cop pulled you
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over you just didn't respond to any commands and he was like be on your way i actually i actually think
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it's i actually think it could kind of work because you know they kind of come up and say do you know
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why i pulled you over and if toad just says nothing to that they have no they can't do anything i think i
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said no because i legit did not even know i did i did not know why he had pulled me over i don't
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think i was driving erratically i wasn't speeding at that time but you but you did talk to him you
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said no so you've already i think i said fine i think i said no that was the only thing i said to
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him and then he said he said well then i guess since you don't know neither do i get out of here
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yeah get out of here you little scamp i like how it's a level above sovereign
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citizen to the fact like you're not even be like i don't recognize your authority you're just
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you don't even exist to me i don't even know why it stopped i should have just kept going there's no
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reason i'm just that elite a drunk driver man i had another situation where unfortunately i did drive
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very drunk with a friend in the car with me and i don't even remember like getting home that night
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so i did do that it's true dude i still remember one of the greatest everyone's gonna just let this
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fake story fly we're just gonna be like yep that happened no honestly i believe it i don't think
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toad's capable of lying i don't think i kind of believe it just because like i like that's such
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bullshit cops don't just let you go if you go hey do you know why i pulled you over and you go
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no and you just mad dog homeboy and he's like get out of here bud i wasn't i wasn't mean about it i
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was like very calm i was cold in the moment you see it's not even about toad stories it's about how
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we riff off of it and we're riffing off of it beautifully so you totally misunderstand without
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toad without toad this show is not special because we've learned the hard way how to like like i don't
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know you give somebody like a whack premise and then legion of skanks might drop the bowl because it's
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like a whack premise with us we could hit it out the park because we've been doing this
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shit for like two years now all we have is whack premises to go off that's it that's all we got
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dude do you remember do you remember the bit you came up with clint about uh teaching black people
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the wrong way to interact with cops to get them killed the toad method is completely silent works
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every time no we go you gotta when they ask for your id you have to reach in your glove compartment
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as fast as you possibly can no it was always it was like always keep your uh license registration
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in the in the middle in between the seat and the in the deck like right there just so you can
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really quick get it but you don't you don't want him to get nervous so you got to pull it fast because
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if you if you take time they might get it they might get impatient you got to pull it fast and
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sure they know you're they know your hands are weapons so you have to hide them at all times you
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got to purchase you got to purchase your license and registration holder you keep it right here
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right inside your belt buckle grab it as fast as you can reach across your body and give it and you
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have to give it to them just give it to them make sure make sure you always have a black cell phone
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just because uh it might camouflage with your skin uh sure it might look like a firearm if you pull it
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really quickly but that's not the point you have to pull it as fast as humanly possible black cell phone
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pull it fast fast in fact you should get up and get out of the vehicle and also don't even
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don't even put the car don't like don't put the car in park and just keep your hand like the foot
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and the on the brake and on the accelerator at the same time so you're just revving you're just
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burning out because his time is important you need to leave as soon as he does they don't hear well so
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when he approaches your vehicle you're going to want to just lower the window a little bit and yell at
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him as loud as you can he just doesn't hear you so it's just start yelling whatever he says answering
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back it's the polite method for for the police i mean it's in their handbook if you read it
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also they they really respect whenever you know the law so like you get to keep selling them that
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you know your rights and they love that just make sure make sure when they hand you the ticket or
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whatever that you inform them that that uh you know you're responsible for their paycheck and their
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salary but you say it say it say it as aggressively as possible because once again they're hard of
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hearing you're gonna have to yell it yell it yeah also your paycheck say that you should know this
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cops are your friends so treat them like your friends call them nicknames pig
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they're your friends be friendly treat them how you would treat your own friends
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i don't know why clint's laughing this is a serious advice we're going to cut this up it's
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going to be an information later i'm just trying to keep black people alive when they
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yes that's what we're trying to do it just it just uh they love sarcasm tell them to eat
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shit and die but like really really really smile smile when you say it wink at him i wonder what
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i wonder what this guy would have to say about black people i mean we've got him doing other stuff
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here but i'm sure if we could find him uh right now he's alive right or did he die john rocker
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i'm pretty sure he's dead get him on tower game live am i am i like tripping here or did we watch this
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already well rocker's more in the group chat today on our show back in november me of outrage
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met fans it was the comments he made to sports illustrated writer jeff perlman that caused a
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national outcry such a check rocker told si he would never play for a new york team here's a recap
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of his most inflammatory remarks quote imagine having to take the number seven train to the ballpark
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looking like you're riding through beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer
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with aids right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some
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20 year old mom with four kids it's depressing and about new york city itself rocker said the biggest
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thing i don't like about new york are the foreigners i'm not a very big fan of foreigners you can walk
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an entire block in times square and not hear anybody speaking english asians and koreans vietnamese
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and indians and russians and spanish people and everything up there how the hell do they get in this
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country john rocker bro when you when you ask me about immigration that's my we're so gay as a
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country that that someone could people now in this country could watch that and not and not go hell
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yeah exactly that like how do you not think that this was 1999 yeah this was 25 years ago before his
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time by the way cole's totally right we totally covered this probably like 100 episodes ago i swear
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to god that we did i know are we doing a year in review is this what's happening i did not see
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this clip until today i on my life that's a brand new video dude on my life i've never seen that video
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before so if you did it was an episode you know what it might have been uh legion's kinks i'm not gonna
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lie i really i don't think it definitely was legion's kinks because i've never seen the video
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covered it but we didn't play the video but whatever who cares because i've seen that in my
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life i remember that controversy though because you know in new york that was a big deal with like
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when when i think he was in they were in the world series with the yankees or something like that there
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was that rivalry so they were at the time trying to paint them as racist i'm like
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fucking cares like throw the ball dude also also you also get to be like it's true too have you been on
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the subway system in new york how cool is it that he said in 1999 like we were already pretty
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politically correct by then and he's just like some queer with aids like wow yeah you could you
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could really with people queers with aids at that time i feel like the thing is that it didn't seem
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malicious were you alive yet yeah okay yeah i don't think that's my vibe of the time too but i mean
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i lived in like super duper rural maine colby like yeah i might have had a different different
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grip on the situation it's just it's just fast honestly honestly toad if you want to win the
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debate when i ask you about your immigration policy if you can memorize that if you can memorize that
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entire 40 second rant you will you will shut the house down dude dude ask him ask him an open
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borders question and then that's your response right there but it has to be verbatim just how the hell
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they get in this country how could we wait up can we go back to the video and just pull up the the
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text how could you ask him a question that could be answered in this manner like what was john rocker
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asked back it up back it up and i'll formulate the question real quick one second i have such a great
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idea i'm looking at tyler panic right now look at hitler quotes we need to totally pull the idea that
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toad had brought up earlier that you guys completely set up the questions and everything for him and he just
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answers in nothing but hitler quotes not ones that are over the top but ones that like people
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wouldn't realize until later they're like i remember what the they asked him if he would
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ever play for the yankees or the mets and that's where he came up with okay basically no no the answer
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the answer begins at imagine that's where that's where the answer the first first couple sentence
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words i can't deal with but if it begins with imagine having to take the seven train to the ballpark
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looking like you're riding through beirut literally all i have to do is ask you about immigration
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and you can just that that is your answer right there yeah what do you think about the immigration
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issue that's going on in new york toad as a libertarian and as new york just say georgia and
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then just no well this is new york though and this has happened the immigration things happen in new
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york it's still happening in georgia like you can still let's this this this this applies all over
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the country every but he's talking about the seven train you fucking retard just switch it out
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no toad could switch it out to whatever train in delana he can read it word for word or in boston
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imagine i'm having to take a green line of fenway park kid he called his curacao and teammate randall
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simon a fat monkey it's like you're lying through beirut it's some queer with aids
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purple yeah wait you're gonna answer it with your stupid boston toad voice please don't
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please don't because just i'd like to i'd like to have you answer it as if it's serious because this
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is serious bro yeah all right he was on survivor word i was being serious just print it out just print it
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out when immigration is definitely going to come up so when whenever your turn to talk about
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immigration like if they go to go is there any point at which immigration is an issue and then
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you just go into this fucking soliloquy about how you get on a fucking train sometimes and you see
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these also years with aids ask him that question just ask him the question be like listen libertarian
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views on immigration are are very fickle for instance the situation in new york where they're
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now being over flooded and ask everybody what they do and when you get to toad he goes imagine
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riding the seventh train you know what's great dude you know because because you're in georgia
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where the braves play people in georgia know this guy like they know john rocker
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you'd win the debate he's have a stack of papers too so he has like pre-arranged answers but like he
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makes it obvious he's flipping to it each time so it's like very clear there's like prepared
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answers bring like a thick stack like this like the whole the whole uh sleeve of loose leaf dude
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just bring an encyclopedia and just like flip through it fast no even better we'll get you we'll
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get you like a wagon just we'll get you a wagon and you just bring a wagon on stage behind you that's
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just full of papers and then you just reach back and you pull out just pull pull a random page and
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just start reading dude you can do this clint for every qu if you're the co-moderator you're in
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charge of the questions literally write them down for him okay so whatever write them down and when
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it gets to him he pulls up exactly like told you say nothing of your own original thought it's all
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whatever we write for you here so one of those questions let's let's let's let's fucking game plan
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right now let's have tyler uh transcribe as we so what's what's the next obvious natural question
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that's going to come up in this debate jews israel palestine israel palestine okay i knew where he
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was the dope hitler quote what should the libertarian response be to the the war between israel and
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palestine and then you just we we pulled the most vicious passage from mein conf and you read that
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verbatim correct i love that we we were like we're just with because toad is like oh i'm gonna run for
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president and then we're just like with him like no no no say hitler quotes that'd be really funny
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fuck your campaign well my plan going into this debate my plan originally was just gonna i was
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gonna wing everything but i was gonna be serious but like also hilarious and just say whatever the
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fuck i think that's a that's a stretch i mean have you have you seen your performance on this show
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that's uh no i never that's a bold strategy cotton we'll see how to play it's out he's like my plan was
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this is just going to be naturally hilarious like yeah dude even better what i think i think my natural
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charisma and even better than hearing me through this debate netanyahu and like israel like people
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quotes just pull pull that shit instead of did you see that uh prime time stein
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fucking copped our whole bit dude he caught my nephilim shit bit he stole kiker reich yeah dude
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they just fucking we're we're so ahead of the game on all the way anyone else could have came up with
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that no it's not possible we're just impossible yeah look he did it he did it after we did it and
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then he also stole the neph nephilim shit yo guys watching our stuff we should be we should be honored
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honestly oh i am yeah no we should be on blaze tv
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you misunderstand you you cannot go as hard as us and be on blaze tv this is this is the lane that we
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will fill we will we will inspire people who are coming we are a machine drunk driving the culture
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yes yes thank you perfect all right next driving the culture next question we uh we talk about uh what
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should what should what should be the the response to abortion from a libertarian perspective and and
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and what what is your rant going to be oh it needs to be margaret sanger oh can we just get owen
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benjamin it needs to be margaret sanger can we get can we get to write these like i'm sure guys if we
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i'm sure if we ask we can get owen benjamin to write his his honest response and whatever he says
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that's what you wrote that's it if we if we do that he will absolutely share the video and it will be
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the one of it will probably be the most watched libertarian party debate liberty benjamin debates
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in the libertarian party event via proxy dude that's sick we get him a couple gollywogs those
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little like like insanely racist bridge dolls and he does like the same abella bit or something like
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because he already has a thing about abortion immigration immigration and you have a bell too dude
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it would be retarded can you do this the best part the best part toad you can still for the
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five questions i don't ask or the six questions i don't ask or however many you get to answer in
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your own brilliant and humorous fashion but the ones that that i i prepare we we feed those obviously to
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owen he gives you the verbatim answer and then we just clip that together we put it online i
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you not that'll be one of the most viral things to ever happen i am gonna call him tomorrow if you say
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yes i will do it you think it'd be more viral than the uh the hell no and the uh the token
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it has because it would be it would be viciously racist though like what people think about owen
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benjamin they think he's like viciously anti-semitic and racist so him in like having anything to do
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with the libertarian party that would just like people would like it would multiply on itself it'd be
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beautiful can we tell what do you think about crime in the inner cities toad how would you
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address it as a let me tell you something about my my bicycle because doesn't doesn't he have a
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the whole thing with him and abortion he was like don't have abortions just make them slaves
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isn't that what he says like he's so anti-semitic
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shout out to massad in the chat it actually might be massad i don't
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they're like the hitman is on on its way to your house all right um any other mailbag oh i don't
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even know oh yeah i think we have 11. we have 11 mailbags and he's gonna cut it down this is another
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thing hold on let's speed it let's let's speed through them i want to hit all these me too that's
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what i said but toad said oh i want to limit it to three because some aren't funny i don't trust
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you no and and clint you actually run the show so should we do what what are you it's now a mailbag
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show mailbag show which member of tower gang is most likely to be on the epstein client oh that's me
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clint yeah it's not even because i'm a pedophile that's a given it's because it's because i kick it
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with the rich people because i'm rich because you know why you know why because epstein was a comfy
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motherfucker all right that's right and i respected his ass it was comfy these kids come
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into my apartment they broke all my glasses i only had two left it's crazy i don't have any to offer
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my guests but i'm the coziest tonight you are i bet i don't respect that but i am in sweatpants and
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don't you ever forget it he looks uncomfortable cozy i feel like epstein was very cozy because he had
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um his do all the work she did all the work and he so he was cozy so he probably was that kind of
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this is actually a new game uh we should we should pick uh like whatever famous people
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or like i don't know people that are polarizing and just be like are they cozy that's it that's
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a new game is he cozy and it's always a he because it's just terrible put another terrible person
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pedophile he deserved to die cozy he looked like he what the clothes that he wore were cozy for him
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it looked like a dude that didn't wear underwear either dude you know because it's crazy because
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he'll be at like a black tie event wearing like a polo like have you seen like it's there's so many
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pictures of him with like donald trump and all and he's just wearing a polo shirt well yeah because
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he's like you know how much you might you know how much i have on all these motherfuckers here yeah
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he's like i can be i don't have to worry about being dressing up as a pushback though his whole
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schtick was like that you you read some of the stuff like they get you had a schtick
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schtick it's like he would get underage girls and like teach tell them they were gonna be like
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masseuses or some shit but if you think about it how good can a 12 year old give you a back rub
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not for yeah that's a good point it wasn't his blood though it's the blood of the children that
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he sacrificed but he definitely did and for the for the same reasons he had he had the blood pillow
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not because like he's like this is the thing that i do but he'd be like buy a new one why the
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the fuck would i buy a new one that's a perfectly good blood pillow this is got a little blood on
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here flip it around this is one of the funniest i'm not getting rid of that steven hawking yeah
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steven hawking was apparently multiple times on the epstein client list which is just so funny to
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me good question are we mad at steven hawking wouldn't know better question was he cozy
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you know in that body no you just can't you can't even feel shit you know how cozy you are when
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your body doesn't work i think he was in constant pain when you look like this yo all you can feel
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though is i don't even know if he can feel his head he certainly can't feel his body right he had
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no sensation at all so you can't but you'll the sense yes that's what i was about to say i'll say
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you can't get more cozy than being a no no i think he'll see is not the abstract of feeling it is
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feeling the abstract of feeling he's just trying to sound smart i i did sound smart i
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i came up with a shorthand for quadriplegic quad paw and no one even blinked an eye but
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that's brilliance right there to back up cold though he meant absence of it he's right it's not
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like you you actually have to be able to have sensation to feel cozy like if you don't have
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any sensation no you're wrong if you if you get high out of your mind off of heroin you're cozy and
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you can't even know that's bullshit you the reason so why don't you wear underwear clint cozy no because
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you like how it feels you've said that multiple times i like how it feels or i do not like how
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underwear feel it's about field so if you're not if you're not feeling anything it's probably like
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you can't be cozy without feeling all right yeah being a quad paw is like like ticklish it's just
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like a constant your body's like ah with hawking by the way do you think epstein just was like this
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motherfucker's in a wheelchair i'm just gonna wheel him right onto my plane just so i have something
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against him it was so i have cover it was totally against his will honestly he couldn't he can't
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rape anybody so like what's yeah yeah i mean he could he can do worse things than rape he could
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control a robot that raves which is awful but i mean like i don't even blame him whatever dick you
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want on a robot let's just let's just be honest let's just be honest i mean if you're like at some
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point of human suffering do you not do not get like a a free pass i think so that's what i was
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getting at like i feel like three passes he was he was named multiple times so so i mean do you get
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like one oh if he was only one time i'd be like so i no i think cole's actually onto something if he
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only raped one kid i think four for each limb one for well how yeah how much als do you have to have
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to get a free pass like did luke garrett get a free pass would you lose a limb to a child
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yo actually that's that could be a great punishment for pedophiles like you do that we just cut one
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leg off and we let you back on the society and be like we're gonna do it again how badly do you want
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to do this yeah dude and then you know you just see a bunch of like pill bug looking niggas that are
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just rolling down the street because they got no arms no legs if you if you see if you see a no arms no
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leg uh guy walking like going down the street and you're like that is a very prolific pedophile
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because he convinced a kid to him or he convinced at least get close enough because he's not gonna
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like with one arm like he's going around and he's like hey kid you wanna come here like like
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like no kid is ever gonna be like it's the michael jordan to that guy michael jordan pedophilia at that
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point too like after we've cut their arms off and their legs off do we start to like feel bad for them
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like be like oh like that guy's a pedophile this is another question i have for you guys do you
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think that they build statues for people like epstein in hell like is he honored in some fashion
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in israel probably is that what are you asking i said hell but i can understand the mistake
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yeah i guess so again i don't think they waste their their time with that kind of in hell they're
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just busy like butt and you know burning and stuff like that making statue do they make do they make
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statues in the hood no like they don't really do anything productive it's just usually like
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tearing down stuff mostly so no i would say they don't do that in hell yeah yeah you know the only
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the only statues that get put up in the hood are usually by like the white government yeah it's like
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hey we need to give them something and they immediately tear down yeah this is a serious question are there
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any statues in all of africa that weren't put up by colonial powers no no no they haven't gotten to that
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part yet maybe not statues maybe the closest oh yeah because they probably didn't even get to the
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pyramids hell just looks like one yeah and it was made by george floyd riot aliens so is the allegation
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here that that africans have not even like they haven't even gotten to the stone age yet no yeah
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they haven't they haven't figured out stone working they were kings dude me and david were talking about
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uh on on our show the video did you see the video of like this australian dude and he like they land
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on an island or like his boat gets stranded on an island and a bunch of a bunch of black dudes come
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up with the sticks and they're like oh yeah that's the island that you said that that you'd rather land
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on is that is that the same one yeah you know north sentinel island yeah that's like yeah yeah yeah
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it's weird because during that video did it go viral that's our mailbag intro actually what was that oh my
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my tweet your tweet oh yeah it had like six million views or something like that i don't know that was
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it went a little crazy but here's the here's the uh here's the idea of what we were saying they
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they approach these white people they're yelling at them with the sticks and then they calm down
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and then they do it again and then they calm down and they laugh and then they're celebrating and then
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they go again and it's like black people in the hood do the same they go from like they'll be like
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ah and they're like no no no we cool everything's cool everything's cool and then all of a sudden
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they're angry again and then they're happy again and then they're sad and you're like i don't know
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what the fuck's going on here but if you look at like just the tribes it's no emotional control
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and it's the it's the tribe compared to just the black the black person born in america there
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shouldn't be like a learned behavior or shared behavior but there is because it's is it instinctual
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i'd say yes is the allegation that they're bipolar or what is the what are you going with this
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what i'm saying is is that it's inherent like that they do that inherently whether they're
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literally wearing grass skirts and sticks or they have baggy pants and guns it's the same behavior
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speaking of uh bring up that that uh video we sent it in the in the production chat tyler
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totes in it of the two guys fighting at the um um what's it called the you can do it sky zone
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sky zone sky zone now what's concerning to me is that top is like intellectualizing his racism to a
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level that that is like it it feels as if a manifesto is in the offing it's it's bad because
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i just i just laid that out for you and nobody had any argument against me you were just like well
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look we all tuned out but also intellectualizing something intellectualizing something is inherently
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racist i listened i listened to every word of it and i could not come up with a rejoinder
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unfortunately rejoinder is that a word i just dropped the truth yes that's it
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it i love cole so much is that somebody somebody did it because uh shout out spud ruckus so she
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she randomly joins back she comes back in the chat and she'll say something and obviously she lives in
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idaho and uh she said something i was like obviously because of the potato the spot yeah but so and so it
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was like it was either today or yesterday and she was just like hey guys all this stuff and i was like
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hey hey spud has uh has new year's happened in idaho yet and uh and someone replies like dude you
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really are just a golden retriever you're just like you're just such a it's the best oh this is so
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great all right so this is another is that a sky zone this is that those jump places those trampoline
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places this places are dope but this is totally something would happen there i love this is the best
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part but calm down they're all good just like top said they're good yeah we chillin we chillin we chillin
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we chill we good we good and then bam back at it oh this motherfucker he is definitely not cozy
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oh why did clock hard boy he wasn't even doing nothing somebody's blowing a whistle like that's
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going to do anything the funniest shit like that goes bam it's like the black dude didn't do nothing
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he didn't do nothing this guy's raising hell over here keisha's sixth birthday party
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see that black dude though that black dude like 60 seconds ago was probably laughing showing all of his
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teeth smiling and then like that went into like homicidal violence the the sad thing is that's
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actually meemaw's 80th birthday party and they can't even honor her with it's a family reunion because
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you can see everybody around them and it's all white kids just watching as like and they're above it
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literally is like a stadium watching down or like at a uh at a zoo
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you don't want to fall into the black people
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called the black hole you know it's weird i i continue to watch all these racist videos with
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you guys week after week it's not changing me still love black people no i do too i do too we all
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love what i don't know you don't though you don't because you just grab them as monkeys and you talk
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about how they're all temperamental no crazy and i'm just sitting here going like these are low-class
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pieces of these are not normal black people that's you guys you guys all look at it and you go
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these are all black people uh tyler bring up the statistics please
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can i see fbi crime statistics please i just want to
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they're down that's our racism case our racism is just
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like this no i love i love what they do like like what they give us i'm not lying
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they love black people they give us entertainment and i love that ask david i had there was black
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people at my uh at my new year's eve party yeah but that's just to help
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bring bring the dishes to the scullery please get out of here
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all right what's the next question oh we have more yeah let's go toad
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um mayo monkey 35 has given us an image saying discuss and it is a news feed article
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show the image uh we got it right here look at there cd according to the cdc nearly 50 of
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black women ages 14 to 49 of genital herpes all right that did it now i'm racist you guys you
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pushed me over the top i would like to see the overall statistics though what's most disturbing is that
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that that stat starts with 14 year olds what the fuck and wait wait what was the number and in
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14 year olds and how many 49 49 this can't be real because that's too close to fifth it's close to 13
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and 50 yeah right almost one in every two african-american women ages do you see how that's one
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off genital herpes their dog but that's age range that is a weird that is a weird delineation 14 to 49 what
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are you trying to like maybe my brain up maybe because that's where they uh this how they tested
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them which is that is a dog whistle 14 to 49 is like yeah it's just one off so it's like you know
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yeah what's up with the 50 year old black women this is like what's up with the 88 year old wait so
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the women have more herpes than the dudes do because they say as does two out of every five blacks in that
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age group so if you combine it that means the dudes have way less apparently see this is this goes back
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to the idea of pedophilia in the hood 14 years old yeah it's wild these all they do is in the
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projects it's like its own like closed off like echo echo center or something like that
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go check go check tonight let us know she just outed her sister on a fucking on an international
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broadcast statistically speaking that's not that impressive so
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statistically speaking it was just a coin flip did you did you see did you see that uh video of
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the guy um asking like the immigrants like have they ever raped anybody and they were just like
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yeah i saw that yeah yeah yeah they were like i don't remember yeah no and they were literally
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were like you know if she says no i mean like what am i supposed to do and once again once again there was
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this like jc is actually funny i know hi jc uh once again i see that like there's this new trend on
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twitter it's driving me crazy it's these intellectual racists and they start to break down they're like
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they're like up see the the issue they they they quote tweet this video and it goes viral by the way the
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the the the intellectualized racism goes viral and he says he says you see uh below an 85 iq there is
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no theory of self and therefore no capacity for sympathy and i was like i was like what the
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fuck like they're like taking it to a level where it they're trying to make it so that racism is is
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actually like the inevitable conclusion that you must come to or else you're stupid and that i don't
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like that okay but what's your argument against it i don't have one it's just true to be fair if
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we're dealing with a group in an aggregate like a collective group and we're gonna lose talking
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generalities and look at statistics and then i mean you may not like what you see but it is what it
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is it was so it was just so funny because it was like it seemed totally legit no race no waste mixing
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oh man all right let's go i do i do love that like clint's just like i'm trying not to get racist
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and y'all i don't like i don't want to see it yeah i know some cool black dudes you know what these
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racist facts don't care about your feelings clint fuck you toad next question stinky sock 420
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asks would you would you rather die by jerk off machine or crash landing your plane in the hood
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with your wife this is the easiest answer ever what the no but as as married men we would have to
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like explore like i don't guess we don't explain because we're just dead but everybody you know
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would figure out that you died from a jerk off machine though yeah but people would expect that from me
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yeah that's true wait up clint said this is an easy question so what's your answer because it's
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not so easy for me i don't think it's that easy oh it's super easy i would greatly prefer to have
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some machine just tear my dick off oh you think so because you're killing your wife yeah i don't want
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my wife to die i also i also also also the problem is like crashing the hood yeah you crash in the hood
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with your wife she's getting raped and guys 10 seconds ago tyler just called the yeah with the banner
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as he did the yeah and i i bookmarked it it was wild it was almost simultaneous he put it up and
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he goes yeah it's like it's not it's not remarkable because he says it like if you're actually paying
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attention he says it almost all the time it's a statistical coin
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49 percent of the time it works every time so
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all right what was the next question i would rather die i guess i would start with a jerk-off
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machine but geez like you know how many times you have to be jerked off to die
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i don't know if you really could it's just one jerk-off machine that goes ballistic and tears your
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dick off oh that's just that's just my hand i don't think so i think it feels good i think this
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because the nazis made good this was like a very good jerk-off machine it was probably influenced by
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aliens but you have to die from it though that's what i mean though so imagine it being that like
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silky good how how long does this take to die from uh none you land you land in one of these abandoned
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houses no one's in them and then the people come after they come yeah and you're still alive for
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like an hour after the crash but you're you're you know you're immobilized but you just see them
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ravaging the jerk-off machine takes days and it's instant death in the hood i'm taking the instant
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death in the hood but otherwise if it's like comparably you know duration wise then i'm gonna
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go jerk off i literally think you died from dehydration which would take days and that would be a living
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hell yeah well okay then then how about this you crash in the hood it takes days because they tear
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you to pieces slowly how long did the did the jews say that it took for their comrades to die can we
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look that up oh no we can't because it didn't happen crazy so we'll never we'll never know
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he's denying the holocaust randomly just let it go i'm going i'm going jerk off machine we're playing
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kilter of course we definitely didn't need an answer from you brother oh but but given how
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many times you've jerked off that's a great question you got to 33 wasn't it 32 32 32 how many do you
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think it would take for you to die he's like 33 i mean i was i was shooting i have i was shooting
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himself and jerking off he just got to that limit around like halfway through us shooting blanks i was
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starting to get pain you know when like there's like going wait wait wait you jerked off 16 times
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when it was already painful yeah something like that yeah why'd you do it again just to do it like
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what's wrong with the demons what were the demons telling you i just couldn't stop
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just couldn't stop were you looking at porn or just like i'm so i'm so glad he wasn't around a woman at
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the time because he's never been around well he just literally just said he just said i i couldn't
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stop it's just like he just you guys remember that jim carrey grinch movie where like the one one of
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the characters has that like tonsils getting removed story that he always tells like how he got removed
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twice that's why toad did the jerk off thing just so he has a story to tell every so often yeah that's
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exactly what happened way back yeah way back in 2009 or whatever i was thinking i'm gonna be on this
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show called tower gang where i'm gonna i'm gonna be able to tell this story i think 33 i don't think
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you thought that i thought you thought 30 casual conversation 33 is in a cult number so i feel like
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toad is getting at something weird here too now my conspiracy brain is going i don't like it toad just
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found like literally like toad went to failure told the type of nigga to be a freemason are you a
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freemason toad no he is the type of guy to be no freemason's good fucking pussy bro you found out on
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the show that i may or may not be a skull oh yeah the skull and bones yeah you do know too much
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about that i can't say hey how old were you when you jerked off 32 times you freak in nature 24 how
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many times could you jerk off today be honest question he's like i did jerk off 25 times a day but
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and i will make it 26 i'd have to actually try i don't know i don't know i need you to try it tomorrow
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tomorrow how many times no i'm working i'm working take a day off jerk off and this time and this time
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use lube this time use lube wow imagine imagine him jerking off 32 times with no lube that's what
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he did i did yeah i've never used lube wow not once you are he has really soft hands that's a good point
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that's true he does have really i would rip my dick skin off and i bet he's i bet he's like sweating
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all the time so it's already nice and wet do you even watch porn after the first couple times like
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because it's just yeah i think i was watching porn that was part of the reason why i was doing it i
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couldn't stop watching porn at the time what kind of porn was it i think i was watching porn the whole
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time it was a bunch of a bunch of dudes making out or what the demons in this guy's head it was
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lesbian really yeah really like 12 year old yeah dude yeah that's almost gayer than watching dudes
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kids yeah i don't watch porn anymore but i could never come to lesbian porn right it's like it's
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it's kind of it literally is like intro to porn that's like 101 that's what that is it's like
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32 times to the most basic porn ever known to man like no insertion porn yeah that's back in the day
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when you're like i don't want to look at a dick that'd be gay yeah i just like it and emits like a viscous
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fluid from his entire body toad's like a pussy he's so he's self-lubricating
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hey hey so how many times he jerked off 32 times to a subaru commercial toad toad toad this weekend
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this weekend would you would you be willing toad you're gonna kill him he can't you know he can't do
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that that's like uh you're asking i know he can't do 32 but i just want to know like how much has he
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fucking you know how close is he today i'm right there with you brother how much of how much have
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i dropped off what's my decline been like it's probably been steep i don't know like what's your
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guess seven 16. wow wait a second wait a second did what did you just say about this call i said i'm
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right there with you brother i don't know what you're stealing my seed in my dreams if i don't i'm making
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a joke about the the dream i told that he's trying to fight with his wife again yeah i don't know why
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you brought that back up that was a little he might actually have demons that's what this is
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why i'm asking and dude we missed a really good opportunity it would have been really funny call
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uh elizabeth sign out for a second we were just on spaces with like tony merkel me and uh and raven
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and we were getting like scary stories if you would have came on and told your your story about
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the succubus the night succubus in jose's space to tony merkel in front of all those people would
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have been the most classic thing you could ever do that is so funny is demonic that would be that's
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a that's a tick in uh in bryson's category we're putting the pieces together yeah there's like
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everything is elizabeth was just going no no no uh all right so this weekend i need you to jerk
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off as many times as possible next question god yeah this lady what the fuck i don't like that
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next question i bring in the ladies into the i don't think molly wants to do not rewind you will
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not like this episode it's been extraordinarily racist all right this is the one that i said we
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do already know about this we already mentioned on the show but let's do it anyway mayo monkey 35
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did you know that they wash more than just chicken and he's got an article here which uh tyler is
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pulling up right now yeah black people also are also used to spending large amounts of time washing
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collard greens mustard greens black eyed peas beans etc these items definitely require thorough washing
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because they're grown in soil and in the ground if you skip washing your greens you may end up with
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bugs and dirt in your pot liquor broth we've all heard the stories and many of us have made the
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mistake and have experienced this firsthand this is actually habitual from doing like washing stuff
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like chitlins and this is bullshit you should wash those things you just don't wash it with all these
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other things besides chicken yeah they just apply that rule to everything like why risk it yeah
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speaking of if you want to support us you can go to top lobster.com we got this brand new shirt
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it's fucking that's doing don't wash you got to scrub scrub scrub you're not washing your chicken
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what is you doing comes in a couple of colors oh my god i love the 13 liters 50 fluid
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that is that's such a great little that is so sneaky white supremacist it's amazing that is that's
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a great dog we got this one too this one i'm gonna take this one down though but uh you know don't
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disturb when i'm in my piss closet that's like top listen guys send me the new merch so i can wear
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it on the goddamn show will you will you wear that if i sent that to you yeah you will yeah okay i'm
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sending i'm sending you the worst shirts congratulations do not disturb when i'm in
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my piss closet it's actually really why are you gonna take that one down because i feel like you
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know what this is up for a little while and then once the fucking episode name is over then i'm taking
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it down like i took down that's great that's great because then it's super limited supply super
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limited edition that's brilliant i might make a t-shirt i'm gonna make a t-shirt well now we're doing
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i'm gonna make a t-shirt for almost every episode if the episode is a fucking banger like last week
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we're gonna make a t-shirt for clint's fucking mugs it'll be up for a couple of weeks and then
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it's gone forever get it wear it i don't give a if you wear it frame it whatever tell your friends
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that you're racist you know what's the coolest though is when i'm doing events two three four
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years down the road and people walk up to me wearing it and i'm just like holy
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fucking shit you are you are og as fuck we need to sell creative mugs bro
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we need to actually sell just actual mugs with a brown ring inside of them from the factory
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you know i got i got about i got about a dozen in my kitchen we can we can just auction them off
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we don't do that we don't do that with actual kratom in them we just want ones that we can mass
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produce and just have a ring how much yo how much do you think clint clint's blood pillow would go for
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in an auction just to like curse me in some sort of spell i bet someone at least get a bill out of it
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a couple thousand ah that's pushing hey georgia you're bringing shirts right me i don't have any
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plans should i bring shirts it seems like i bring merch to no i used to bring merch to the libertarian
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conventions now honestly these guys they've been kind of like like gay i mean i know that they just
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paid us and all that but like i don't know should i yeah should i you know the lp georgia dudes are
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cool they're ruining their lives just to have us make them laugh i'll buy i'll buy some and they
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might not pay this listen lady you threatened to kill me at one point just like get out of here
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that's a fair point that's a fair that is a fair point that is fair i feel like you've besmirched me
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at some point and and now i just don't want anything to do with it in fairness in fairness it's almost
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certainly that top started it but regardless 100 i deserve it i don't know what happened
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i feel like you besmirched me at some point and you're like but you probably called her
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a train you called me and i was like i don't remember it toad definitely needs a threesome
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inspector shirt in the same you know how it has the fbi that's another one i took down i'm i'm the
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threesome guy took that one down it's up for a little while i bet you know i'm not even i'm a
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threesome no one but like in the same thing as the um i think maybe one one person might avoid it
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but see like how cool that is you're like the dude that's rocking the the toad i'm a
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threesome inspector shirt you're the guy that's it by the way uh and it wasn't i heard that i want
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one though lev fur so i just i'm just gonna bring this up on the last on last legion of skanks live
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fur was on it and uh he said that he saw people at skank fest wearing lev fur merch and i wanted to
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ask top that because i was like i don't believe that for a second that is not true but but never mind
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anyway this one this is another one that might i might just like take down after maybe another week
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i want this is everyone remembers this i mean the hat is fire where's the hat i want the hat yeah
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for sure yeah a couple people have bought the hoodie and the hat but i might just take it down because
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it's like this is if you don't know the tower gang lore of you know the vanilla wafers then it's like
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too late this is i don't even know this is 20 episodes ago right yeah cole do you think that you'll
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go back to a banana pudding festival no not that but any foot he'll go i'm gonna diversify i'm gonna
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go see the other ones on the east coast fool me once but i'll go a different one the best one in
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the u.s sucked but i'm gonna go to one of these i will go to other festivals though i will go to other
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food festivals on one specific type very niche type of food here's a if it's around me here's an evergreen
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one that i'd leave up dingers the dingers and this one's dope too we got this is like a nike jacket
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can we can it's 130 yeah yeah dude that's nike oh okay yeah it's nike that's sick i want that
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that's sick yeah dude plugs a merch listen people people most people don't know like the people that
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do know i get like a lot of repeat customers because they like it but some people don't know
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so now they i guess now they know you're right i i need to do this on my show i have never pulled it
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up on my show i don't know why the i haven't i guess just show people it's like oh
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also the is the is the things we're getting special uh because you are bringing merch to georgia i'm
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working on it let's not talk about that yeah i'm working on it don't talk about that i think it's
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possible boy band is that something that could be for everybody or is that just for us is that
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you're just gonna be just hey we should we should come up with a uh core or like a coordinated dance
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what kind of faggot are you dude dude i'm the best kind of faggot fuck you he's literally trying
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to be in sync over here yeah that'd be sick as fuck yeah i think i think we're gonna do that and
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i think we could we could make that available so we're doing like baseball jerseys that would
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that's going to be cool and if you have whatever if people want it then i could do it i can make
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it available but dude i think it's just we need to do a fucking chord choreographed dance
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this is something that i would not expect from we're gonna get there a day early be ready
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this is just another thing that you don't understand about me coordinated is a
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bitch that includes dancing i will dance circles around you fucking homos it's crazy that you're
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gonna brag about that i just you'll spike the football yeah the volleyball i'll beat the
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out of you at ping pong and then i'll go twirl your bitch
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this clint probably thinks this this is super cool you know what's funny in hindsight this is
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one of the stupidest worst dances i've ever seen in my life it's bad it's really not good the song
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is a banger though you were probably you probably thought this was the coolest
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when it happened though clint oh yeah but i pretended like it was gay though you pretended
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like that's gay but then you you say that bryson gray's music is good i don't understand your
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look i'm being honest all the time uh nsync their dance moves when i was when i was a kid
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probably thought it was good now looking back gay i was gonna i was gonna ask who which one of us of
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nsync are we i think because i don't remember like i'm fat well timberlake i'm obviously justin timberlake
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because i'm the only one with staying power oh yeah that's that's i was gonna say me because of the
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hair but yeah i was gonna say the hair too i was like that's dude by the way top that picture you took
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with your all throwed out like picked out you got to do that all the time like like creamer
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awesome yeah all right we'll do it now yeah bro i i had no idea your hair could do that that's
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sick yeah it's weird going back and seeing the ball if i comb it forward it's just like uh this is
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wild i don't know why i'm doing this if i don't appreciate it it looks curly if i if i push it back it
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looks like nuts look at this that's the gay one yo look at that dude yo who was the gay one in
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nsync i'll take it if i let you know if it's the tone lance bass oh wait dude i can't even tell you
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how jealous i am of that all of them it looks like you got electrocuted it's sick no it's fast and die
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i'm one of the guys from backstreet boys died i think clint has a long hair fetish i don't even know
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i think you should do your hair different for each show do normal for this one but i think for your
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conspiracy show that's the vibe the the big crazy hair oh that's true yeah look like like the like
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the aliens guy the yeah yeah yeah if y'all if y'all in the chat if y'all in the chat don't want to see
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us do a coordinated dance or no if you do want to see us do a coordinated dance lp georgia hit one two
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three in the chat also if you don't put one two three no there there is no way i'm doing one because
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no i'm not saying i wouldn't do it just out of a thing i literally physically could not do a
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coordinated dance i just wait what do you mean you don't know how to take directions i don't know
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how to dance i mean aside from like the knee things that was pretty simple it was like turn
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like if i can do a little turn like let's be honest jose jose looks like he could have been
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like the sixth dude from backstreet boys if we did last minute if we did learn that entire
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choreographed dance maybe just like a minute of the intro of bye bye bye and did that before we sat
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down and did the podcast that would be the most random hilarious thing ever but we don't even address it
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either there's aspects there's aspects that like you know how like what what makes us special in my
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opinion is that there's like a schizo thing to what we do like it's just it's just like it's pure ad
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lib nonsense right but also like tops twitter is crazy sometimes i think that we should be including
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that in our shows where we just like we just do like a dance routine there's no music and then we
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just sit down and if anybody even asks us about it we ignore it like we don't know what the
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you're talking about imagine what a mind that'd be for people relaying this information
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to other people i'm like yeah they just did a choreographed dance and then went right into
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the podcast i'm like what like what kind of what kind of podcasting did they do it was just racist
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it was it was crazy it was super racist but they opened it up with this in sync routine i have
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no idea what i just went it was some weird interpretive dance like like praising black
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culture and then they immediately did a racist podcast right after it was insane do it in full
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like uh african garb the guy from the some guy from the rumble says says rumble chat says new arians
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on the block what's the what's the always sunny high school reunion dance oh that's gotta be i don't know
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we got a producer can we pull that up i don't remember yeah i don't i don't know man's backside
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every time i hear this yeah that's not what we asked for tyler howard stern that guy sucks
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tyler this is not always sunny and then we can we can end it because we're going pretty long we can do
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the boys the boys hole from always sunny the boys hole is awesome yeah is there is does it have a
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a choreo i don't remember all right all right here it is here it is he got he's got it he's got it
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wait do we have we don't have any more uh mailbag huh
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tell me we can't do this now back in the 50s and the 60s and the 70s people used to dance all the
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time that's the way we solve our problems that's how we solve the problem toad comes up
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words to worry they'll be in the back room you know grunge came in we dressed in in plaid and
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oversized jeans cool you gotta memorize this kids wore trench coats and shot each other in school
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did you think i was gonna be charlie day as well yep look at the facial hair that's clearly you
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dancing again organized choreographed dance you're doing organized choreographed
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dance to solve their problems i know who toad is yeah we all know wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up
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who's d though who's d yeah i'm dennis we all know who's d it has to be jose has to be a little
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look at the video okay lights she's in a neck brace
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the fucking way dude if we did this at lp georgia it would be fucking fire
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but with no production just push a boombox yeah
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I feel like no one would even get the jug, which is the best part.
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By the way, this song is a fucking banger.
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Yo, plus the song's called Freedom at the LP Georgia!
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Holy shit, I just realized that we are, it's always Sunnycast.
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Dude, hey Toad, you see how he pulled that video down as soon as it was over?
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I'm trying to show him what I mean when I say you're doing shitty.
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Yo, yo, yo, we just roll in there, we have no prep, and then we just try and pretend that
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Oh my god, people are gonna come to the convention early and see us kind of like doing this.
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Because that's the whole point was that they actually were just really terrible, and it
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We are absolutely opening our show with fucking Freedom by George Michael.
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You make it sound like we can actually do that.
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It's like the less production value, the funnier it is, honestly.
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Go to CVS and get like an old boombox or some shit beforehand.
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I think it's feasible to say that we could do the very, like the beginning.
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While Freedom plays, at least the speech where you're just screaming at the crowd like,
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Yo, we walk in there, we talk about, people used to dance!
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I'm so fucking excited about this, I can't even put it into words.
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LPGeorgia.org or .com, I'm not sure which.
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It actually might be a better move for Toe to do the whole speech part.
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He can come right off the stage with his fucking wheelbarrow full of papers.
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While the song's playing, scroll through it and just read it right from the papers.
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Which makes it even better because he just got done reciting Mein Kampf during a LP presidential debate.
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He's gonna do a dance routine right after.
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Do you know what kind of fucking magic we're talking about right now?
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He's not gonna be able to do the moving around.
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But Cole already said he has no capacity to dance, so that's a problem.
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With that whole clip, the whole point is there's an amazing part and the bad part.
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So whether we pull it off or not, we pull it off.
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I'm the only one that has confidence that we can do this?
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I mean, do we even get time at the Airbnb before?
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I guess we would get to the Airbnb before and we would have like an hour.
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We need to make content out of this with Clint fucking getting us ready in short shorts
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Just get us a bunch of Josie's leg warmers from the 70s.
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Yeah, I think this is a good place to leave it until next week.
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Now's that time of the day that we say thank you for coming to fucking Tower Gang.
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I don't know what these guys, why they hate me so much, but don't forget.
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LP Georgia, by the way, it's lpgeorgia.com or .org.
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Just as a legal thing, I think we should clear a few things up.
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Here's Tower Gang's legal disclaimers regarding some comments made,
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Dead black cops, widows, Spanish women, black rappers, Mexicans, white dudes,
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retarded, black retarded with downs, black people stealing Xboxes,
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tops, gangsta, Uncle Stanley, wrestlers who have retarded fans.
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Mall people, Asians, Japanese, black culture, Wiggers, Jewish people,
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half monkeys, poor people, CW watchers, black people on fire,
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firefighters, D Brown, pilots, Tower Gang producers, successful people,
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wives with podcasters, drunk drivers, those killed by drunk drivers,
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ZX owners, Johnny Rocker's List, Fat Monkey teammates,
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Last time I said Toad and Cole weren't doing much,
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but as a producer, I'm on top of things, so I can let you know
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they are the hosts of the Nephilim Death Squad.
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Also, the No Way Jose is done by this gentleman here.
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Jose himself is Clint Russell's Liberty Lockdown,
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By the way, for your merch, go there and use the promo code three-fifths.
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It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that.
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