Tower Gang - Ep 158 - Drunk Driving the Culture

00:00:00.000 fuck god fucking damn it

00:00:04.640 that's it like the not the living room actually the dining room i like the dining table has

00:00:14.860 shit on it because i don't have a fucking garage to put it in and i don't have any more closet

00:00:18.500 space so i have a bunch of boxes because i think i might move at any minute and then i have some

00:00:22.180 recording equipment and i have some of ashton's hats i don't know why i tried to give them away

00:00:26.340 i should throw them away i don't fucking care what's on them there was a there was a brown

00:00:30.100 ring in in the guest toilet bowl that was so pronounced that i was like oh my god

00:00:36.020 yeah

00:00:40.840 hot sauce on the floor and watermelon on the wall i don't know what

00:00:47.000 when you have this kind of money you just buy new mugs you don't do that

00:00:53.340 because you know what because fuck these niggas that's why

00:01:05.340 what's up retards i'm trying to start a cult here baby so i can only fit a third of my

00:01:23.560 dick into toads and pussy and pussy you want to kill me or you want to give me a bone i don't know

00:01:30.100 when i say fuck the jews it means i'm horny

00:01:33.240 how low is me i'm retarded

00:01:35.800 have you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit with it

00:01:39.740 the three of you had a threesome of some kind

00:01:43.800 i was watching it and jerking off

00:01:46.820 she was a 10 in real life she's like a dead 8

00:01:54.840 lewis you're like a brother to me

00:01:58.360 donald trump come on tower gang

00:02:00.100 tower gang is the most offensive podcast

00:02:02.980 fat dave fuck you man

00:02:04.980 it's not what this show is about

00:02:11.840 this shit is retarded

00:02:13.080 how'd that motherfucker marry like a bitch being out of chocolate

00:02:18.880 i like why we gotta do this music every time

00:02:21.600 i'm like why it's like so fucking loud man

00:02:23.960 it's just corny bruh

00:02:25.480 all right yo it's wednesday bitch

00:02:27.300 what's up 9-11 tower gang

00:02:29.080 no no god i like how we just started

00:02:33.200 before we started this show

00:02:35.520 clint does this really heartfelt

00:02:37.460 he goes tyler man i gotta fucking tell you

00:02:41.060 you've been you've been doing such a good job

00:02:45.420 as a producer he starts the live stream immediately we're on there like i don't

00:02:49.600 know what's going on where's the intro

00:02:50.800 and just completely fucks up like the first two things he's done i can't wait to see

00:02:55.040 what you do next tyler we're watching you this show is

00:02:57.560 it's just it's incredible because like as soon as i as soon as i uh you know

00:03:01.780 deign necessary that i compliment someone's efforts

00:03:03.960 then they just fall to pieces

00:03:05.520 it's really remarkable uh laney

00:03:07.760 that edit was fucking masterful

00:03:10.020 and uh i assume your next edit's gonna be dog shit

00:03:12.740 because i just complimented you but thank you anyways

00:03:14.920 you're crushing it

00:03:15.600 welcome to tower gang bitch it's wednesday

00:03:17.060 uh i am clint russell i'm the host of liberty lockdown

00:03:19.100 as well as as well as the best political show

00:03:20.900 we got top lobster in the motherfucking building

00:03:23.100 you know what i just realized dude

00:03:24.220 you're gonna make laney fuck up now

00:03:25.740 don't think laney that's what i just said

00:03:27.440 i know i'm sorry but laney's killing it

00:03:29.660 don't put the pressure on man

00:03:30.960 yeah this is like

00:03:31.700 this is like the uh what's the name of the

00:03:33.900 the uh kramer jim kramer i'm like jim kramer

00:03:36.140 our production staff

00:03:37.400 he just fucked up bitcoin by the way

00:03:39.840 yeah i know

00:03:40.620 i got an explanation for that but i'll save it for liberty lockdown

00:03:43.760 we got coal host of two and a half takes

00:03:45.960 theoretically we've got jose

00:03:47.520 the host of no way jose

00:03:49.560 as well as uh inexplicably on a mission to find justice for a black man

00:03:54.540 no one understands

00:03:56.380 uh then we have

00:03:57.300 i really don't get it like

00:04:00.300 i think you've kind of narrowed it down to something because i was like

00:04:06.240 it's not the conspiracy part of the okc shit that that gets jose like real rock hard

00:04:11.540 because he doesn't like conspiracies right he's like a fucking gay about that

00:04:14.640 what it is is is like are you social justice warrior what is this like w bro no i think it's

00:04:20.420 the dad in me that's what it's like it pulls at my heartstrings that story's got me from

00:04:24.100 beginning it's but he's a father you know you know he wasn't gonna take care of his kids if

00:04:27.880 he survived jose's yo yo oh wait i know exactly what it is this is what it is yo and this is how

00:04:33.200 fucking insane jose is he's so sickness he got the sickness with the thickness that he ran this

00:04:39.620 fucking long con he's like i'm gonna do a hundred hours with richard booth i'm gonna go on tim

00:04:43.640 pool twice i'm gonna go on tinfoil hat yeah and talk about and talk and talk about this guy

00:04:52.140 to interview his wife to eventually fuck his wife because she looks thick and 100 this is what this

00:04:58.300 is about you're trying to fuck uh tanya's wife tanya it is because she's thick right she's a sweet

00:05:04.840 lady you are trying to slide on fucking mr yoki's wife bro top tower's at it i figured i hit i hit the

00:05:13.300 african-american angle and i can the big booty bitches will roll in he he's got me pegged down

00:05:17.380 for one i'm going for a whole slew of them no okay i'm it's tower gang so you have to answer

00:05:21.460 honestly tanya yeaky would you what what i'm not gonna answer he turns into toad dude like

00:05:28.540 no that's bullshit man this is so hard right now i can't even think straight this is tower gang i feel

00:05:35.880 like you you have to answer like it's not like you're in a normal place she's like a pressure

00:05:40.580 she's like my mom's age so so so 15 years ago you wanted to ah you fucking filthy animals sweet lady

00:05:47.780 we also have the host we also have the host of better off dead mr tower gang toad what's up brother

00:05:52.600 i'm still alive somehow dude i don't like just hanging on no you should go to bed dude

00:05:58.360 don't clean don't i'm ready for it now go to bed yo why don't you reckon my ims bro go to bed

00:06:04.440 i don't like this hollywood squares though i don't like that he uh he's doing this thing again like i

00:06:11.420 logged in and i was like toad's doing a thing again and i don't know if it's a bit i don't because he's

00:06:16.000 doing sleepy toad right and are we gonna let him do it i'm like do we have any control over this

00:06:21.420 lunatic aside from kicking him off the show period periodically sleepy toad cozy toad i don't know

00:06:26.140 whatever you want it was another day again though of trying to convince him to quit his

00:06:30.520 fucking job and move dude you know what you know what he just did he just stole my my tips from last

00:06:35.660 week and he's trying to live it out he says he's cozy cozy he's sleepy toad see you you you've got

00:06:40.740 one part of the ingredient you're cozy you're cozy which is you're halfway there you're cozy

00:06:46.000 the permanent nap i went on amazon and i and i i bought i bought a blood pillow on amazon and i

00:06:55.120 snatched all of my glasses i don't have them anymore oh that's wow damn do you really think

00:07:02.140 that one two three in the chat if you think that one two three we should kick off toad permanently

00:07:08.640 i gotta i gotta give i gotta give quick props to josie who got uh fucking sandbagged with a

00:07:14.300 interview with bryson gray on um alex stein's show just like an hour ago i just watched it she

00:07:20.060 handled herself really well they were not supposed to be like on the stage at the same time immediately

00:07:23.940 bryson calls her like a whore says she was dressed like a whore or some shit oh really josie lights

00:07:28.460 his fucking ass up it was fucking it was awesome why are we talking about niggers on this show

00:07:34.400 whoa whoa whoa oh that's that's too far everything else i'm asking a question

00:07:46.400 i'm asking a question

00:07:49.580 this is sincere i'm asking a question i will say it's properly applied pride for that specific

00:07:58.080 individuals but really it's it's kind of the only thing we do on this show if you think about it

00:08:02.960 god that was so hard that was such a hard er no it was really hard is what it was

00:08:06.800 this is so gay this is like i feel like we're like legion of skanks right now we're like really

00:08:13.980 going down i thought this was tower game i asked i asked him to rate tanya yiki no i asked you to

00:08:20.500 rate tanya yiki you say no i dropped the n word with the hard r and everybody goes oh where am

00:08:26.040 i right now dude it felt like he was full dave dave on legion of skanks anytime legion of skanks

00:08:31.240 talks about a woman and then dave is just like i'm married guys i can't it's like that's what

00:08:36.180 dave brother that's what he just did right there he just like he just a little cucked out on it who

00:08:41.820 me yeah oh i'll be honest that one is weird because i do know her personally i've been talking for a

00:08:46.700 time she's a very sweet yeah we know you you got you have her number yeah i have her number there

00:08:51.080 you go oh you dirty dog dude how else do you think i'm talking to her dude you're trying to

00:08:56.280 slide on yackle what the fuck hey i'm telling you i'm john do you're gonna do terrence yoki's wife

00:09:07.200 like that how do you slide on yamalama that's fucked up bro you a real big dong you know what i mean

00:09:13.580 and and he has a nerve to talk shit about me for saying a word look at you look at your actions

00:09:18.280 jose fuck a black dude's dead black dude's ex-wife you're a piece of shit she's spanish though

00:09:23.300 right she's spanish so she's there i think so hey can we argue with them about that uh bryson grays

00:09:29.480 knew the the the rap yeah let's argue dude that's dog shit i'm sorry and i like i like rap but like

00:09:37.540 good rap like fucking good rap what's good rap self-title the moral technique like shit like that

00:09:43.160 now whatever the fuck that bullshit conspiracy theory rap from a moral moral technique i can respect

00:09:47.900 that he's not bad anything else yeah uh that's about all i got in the tank right now figured as

00:09:53.040 much all right guys are we talking about no listen what the fuck are we talking about actually i'm

00:10:01.220 pretty sure that was like a mexican and a white what two mexicans and a white dude i think is what

00:10:05.600 i just rattled off there it's musically bad and it's lyrically even worse yeah i enjoyed it i was

00:10:10.860 retarded of course you did totally i mean cole because you don't hear words it really it really was like

00:10:15.800 i literally like the only reason i turned it i literally turned it off to this

00:10:19.720 i literally turned it off because i was like i literally turned it off because i was like

00:10:25.820 top is beefing with this dude i can't for my brother i can't like listen to this i was like i

00:10:31.840 enjoy it you're a real loyal soldier dude dude i literally because i and that's why i didn't like

00:10:36.660 comment like this is shit because i was like i don't believe that but i kind of want to hear no

00:10:41.960 it's really not good i don't i don't think it's good i know but every time every time i say that

00:10:46.620 uh rap song's good and you say it's trash you always go into this fucking this entire like

00:10:51.280 i break it down for you mathematically about how math is gonna somehow tell me that the music is good

00:10:58.300 or bad and i that's just not how it works that is 100 how how music works it's all math it's all

00:11:05.420 fucking ones and zeros and vibrations in the chat holy shit dude don't be gay yeah you do kind of

00:11:12.700 sound like a hoity-toity like academic when you go there like the guy who's like well technically

00:11:16.560 your article's not sound and like you shouldn't be breaking the rules he's like he's like this is

00:11:21.520 just a very simple i'm just letting you know dude jazz must absolutely fuck up top because it's not

00:11:27.560 even like no no i love it because i appreciate i appreciate the complexity of it yeah you know

00:11:32.860 the person knows what he's doing if we have to talk about this shit about bryce and gray his entire

00:11:37.420 his entire argument here is that josey is dealing in this demonic realm okay when in reality he's

00:11:45.600 dealing in this demonic realm i can tell by his fucking dumb songs that i've listened to three of

00:11:50.660 them that he goes there either he produces this shit himself and just hits a couple notes on a

00:11:54.820 keyboard okay and then puts out a song to the masses you're dabbling in music this is like if you

00:12:01.740 look up in the bible lucifer was the first musician the worship leader so this fucking retard is

00:12:07.400 dabbling in music has no clue what he's doing you can tell by his rap and the music that he chooses

00:12:11.900 and then he's gonna call josey demonic for taking a picture so i'm like i just can't stand this

00:12:16.480 motherfucker so yeah i'm gonna attack him on the level of mathematics and is this good it's not good

00:12:21.160 he's also pretty retarded i'm i the more i've seen his back and forth with people just more i'm like

00:12:25.740 you are fucking dumb like yeah look at this you're gonna lose her you're gonna lose her to a black

00:12:33.160 dude it's it's just any day i actually agree you know you know my wife she she says she says the

00:12:39.840 word more than you do i just want to say that out there yeah yeah she does she she calls you that

00:12:45.840 every day right tyler tyler pull up that uh that video of that i sent of the um the retarded black

00:12:51.540 dude i'm pretty sure i i dropped it in the right guy we're already talking about bryson you don't

00:12:56.960 have to play yes exactly that's all this is a video of bryson and i want i want to show everybody

00:13:00.980 you really thought it slapped though clint like what i don't understand the only thing i thought

00:13:05.240 it was pretty good it's the only thing i agree with he made it he made it in hours he's like yeah

00:13:10.080 i could say if like my friend if my buddy sent me this if like one of my buddies sent me this

00:13:15.500 who just like just dabbling i'd be like yeah pretty good but like someone's like that's their thing i'm

00:13:20.100 like the thing i wanted now now here's the thing i did agree because tyler was going off on it

00:13:24.740 the thing i i like the music the setting of it was retarded he's just walking around a cul-de-sac

00:13:30.980 and i was like it's stupid we are supposed to have an entourage or like dancers in the back that are

00:13:37.640 doing shit he's literally just walking down the street and he'll like occasionally slide what's he

00:13:43.220 doing in a white neighborhood we need to get back to our bread and butter toad what the fuck's up with

00:13:47.300 you dude what do you mean what yeah what are you doing like you're doing this like the whole

00:13:52.220 sleep thing again you're just you're just asking a very general question yeah what the fuck dude

00:13:57.860 i i do not understand like what the fuck is up with you like in life in general bro look at you

00:14:02.780 right now what the fuck yeah wherever you want to take it

00:14:05.660 this is open-ended buddy i'm not gonna narrow this down what the fuck toad

00:14:12.340 be the star of the show right now go i'm just being cozy

00:14:16.820 i'm not gonna i'm not even gonna address this because you open this up clint i'm not addressing

00:14:24.580 whatever he's doing and he's going on here right now i'm quitting i'm quitting this and we're going

00:14:28.740 to this subjective it is subjective that song is subjectively off this is bryson getting his first boombox

00:14:38.340 play it bro it's very quiet here i don't think you did you share audio this is what happened

00:14:47.220 this guy's come on toad i don't think you shared audio with it he didn't he's laughing in the background

00:14:52.180 look at him i can't this is actually really funny though i i found this and i i think actually a um

00:14:57.860 a viewer sent this to me i want to say maybe but i saw this and it was just and after we watch it i'll

00:15:04.660 i'll i have great content yeah look i'm just i'm trying to vamp until this uh this guy middle-aged

00:15:13.540 like california faggy lawyer tyler was flawless tyler you got tyler like this right now

00:15:22.340 he's toting in the background

00:15:25.380 he says he can't play it with audio now you know how it feels baby i'm just gonna sit here relaxing

00:15:30.900 you can't play with audio that's so toad you're talking about 10xing your uh your your bank or

00:15:36.660 whatever the and upping your bets by 10x are you gonna do that for real i might

00:15:40.660 it if you do that you're gonna quit your job and move or no yeah you mean that yeah i think

00:15:48.820 you should just prove me wrong please

00:15:50.260 i love i love when he goes he goes if you can't understand what he's saying because and by the

00:16:18.180 way this is just i like that the downs version of them is still just the regular version there's

00:16:23.060 no difference are they down those people were downs yeah no i'm dead serious i was actually i was

00:16:30.020 going to ask is it possible for iq to go negative or no yeah i've never seen a downs black person

00:16:37.700 before that that's why that's why it says uh there's hood versions of them that's why that's

00:16:41.540 what the caption was on the top that's the whole thing and i thought that was just hood versions of

00:16:45.220 getting an xbox for christmas or what what was that they put it in a sock do you know i think

00:16:49.780 they stole it do you know the i'm not lying do you know the odds of being born just as a black

00:16:55.380 kid much less being a black and like your parent not aborting you this man this man won the lottery

00:17:01.540 to even exist well yeah it's crazy i think that what happened was the abortion just didn't take

00:17:06.580 and that's how he came okay wait so how do they how do you think they do abortions

00:17:15.300 stick some some uh some implements uh in the woman's vagina and like they they grind up the fetus

00:17:28.660 i think toad is just a fed that's just practicing his character work every week that's all it is

00:17:33.220 different different slight character but badly bring the video back up because i want to explain

00:17:37.060 what he said because it's really funny it's like one of those like mixer type type of deals you know

00:17:41.620 like an egg beater type of thing just you know turn that on sounds like a drill you know it shoves

00:17:45.940 that up there just you know grinds like the like the doctor standing in between her legs going like

00:17:51.220 this right i'll take guesses first because i know what he says and like you'll be like what does he

00:18:10.340 say you my nigga yo i'm not lying i didn't i didn't realize i watched this video five times in a row

00:18:16.180 because it's funny didn't realize they were downs just look like regular black people to me shut up

00:18:21.460 you're doing a bit no i'm not i'm not i swear i mean it with all my heart i

00:18:27.060 i want to say first he says dad i don't believe that part but he does he goes he goes you my

00:18:32.660 nigga blood and then he puts up the blood that's what he oh my god bro oh my god you stole me this

00:18:39.220 xbox we had to go to our resident down syndrome member of tower gang to get the translation now you

00:18:43.860 can hear it now you can hear it because it's so funny what is this no but but what about well

00:18:59.860 we know his father isn't actually there so what if because he's retarded somebody just wait a second

00:19:04.340 pause it this other dude is actually his father he's like dad they're initiating like down syndrome

00:19:09.860 retarded people into the into the bloods like is is recruitment that low

00:19:17.620 i've never wanted to be yeah recruitment is pretty downs right now

00:19:23.540 that was a well-executed toad joke

00:19:26.740 you see how it's done toad you see i i i i'm trying to uh to learn from that

00:19:32.580 from everything that's going on and then he shows i just i don't know why but it's just funny to me

00:19:37.860 that he just he has to pull down the thing there's a lot of questions a lot of questions to the video

00:19:43.460 though right so here just look look what is it in what is that i don't understand what that is

00:19:50.020 this is what i think because they didn't give them a shoe box i don't know what that is it's like a

00:19:54.420 travel case is what it looks like a little case with the case it comes in yeah who travels with

00:19:59.620 their xbox here's what i think i think they stole it bro real ass here's the thing is i think they

00:20:08.340 stole it because they just found the travel case because you you don't just buy uh xbox in a travel

00:20:14.180 they stole it they stole number one these people are not traveling this dude where's he traveling he's

00:20:19.140 getting on a plane come on they're staying in the projects in the hood that's never even left

00:20:23.220 his house he wouldn't he wouldn't be allowed well maybe he would because it's like special

00:20:26.660 circumstances you know he he has downs he goes up like oh this gentleman is retarded how do you

00:20:31.380 how do you think how do you think black people treat retards in the hood they i know how i actually

00:20:37.300 know how they treat them in the hood okay please school me because i have no clue all right this is

00:20:42.260 like this is story time from top now i was raised sort of by my grandma when my parents were working

00:20:47.060 and my uncle uh uh oh we left cole i think my uncle um sorry like my internet went like really

00:20:55.140 bad that was weird i don't know what the hell my internet just i didn't like that i was hoping it

00:20:58.980 was toad but it came from the wrong side i'm like what the what are we gonna do we're gonna keep doing

00:21:02.660 the show now all right so so my uncle uh lived with my grandmother and his best friend was this dude

00:21:09.140 named stanley and stanley was like a retarded like that black dude i didn't i never knew what was wrong

00:21:14.820 with him because i grew up with him he was always around and so my uncle was like real fat and he

00:21:19.540 would just send stanley to the chinese store and he'd be like yo stanley buy a fucking chinese food

00:21:24.180 buy yourself something and that's all stanley did he hung out with my uncle and he just pretty much

00:21:28.660 like told me about it i told maybe i just told only you yeah that that's like what he did but that's

00:21:33.860 what retarded people do in the hood they kind of just there but like and i'm saying do they get

00:21:37.540 fucked up though no so after my my uncle passed stanley's still in the hood i seen him again

00:21:43.300 before i came to florida and he's like running the block right he's running yo he's a gangster

00:21:47.860 gangster so the black people just take them and they make them into gangster get like like if they

00:21:53.140 need somebody killed they'll be like yo stanley okay they'll kill them with their hands they got

00:21:57.860 retard strength dude yeah i think they got plausible deniability you take my xbox wait wait wait wait

00:22:03.860 wait wait he stole your xbox wait does does does would a uh a black

00:22:08.580 retard because they have retard strength would they then have a normal neck oh yes yeah they're

00:22:14.900 probably impervious to to police uh chokeholds you take out their one the other thing all you have to

00:22:20.260 do like like i think cole's on to something here you anytime you want someone to be taken out you just

00:22:25.300 tell stanley he took your xbox and then like all he's all he's doing he's on a mission to reclaim his

00:22:31.540 xbox but the xbox has been taken by i don't know jerome down the block or something and he's just using

00:22:36.580 there's also there's also this like interconnection of worlds because i like we know that regular

00:22:43.140 downs kids love wwe they love wrestling yeah but black people don't really like wrestling they like

00:22:48.580 anime so like what's the cross what the what are you saying what to because well i just like

00:22:58.660 overall black overall black people don't the people that the black people that do love wrestling are

00:23:02.740 retarded that's where the black people that love anime are the only ones that like talk to white

00:23:07.540 people i think like black people in the hood hood they don't fuck with anime yeah they do yeah they

00:23:12.660 do hardcore yeah they love anime oh they just never tell me about it makes sense when uh when black go to

00:23:19.380 their houses called dude do they still yell out racial slurs i am not going to a black dude's house

00:23:23.940 in the hood are you out of your mind i've been in many i've been in many and you'd never guess it but

00:23:27.860 they have their fucking vhs section like all all of naruto called it and this dude i i went in his

00:23:33.620 house to buy weed yeah they love naruto dude they love naruto and they love uh dragon ball z they love

00:23:41.620 dragon ball z they love that they think that they're goku yeah it's weird i don't get it i don't understand

00:23:47.300 there was only like eight black people that went to my high school and i should you not the like the

00:23:52.340 the tall like he seemed kind of downsy but not really he would fucking naruto run around school

00:23:57.860 for real that's actually i do get my black bags in 4chan just the green text i see on instagram

00:24:05.380 that's all i get right now every black homie i've ever had loves anime wow loves it i don't know and

00:24:10.660 that's what i'm saying but you don't see a lot of them liking wrestling and maybe they maybe there are

00:24:15.540 like uh top you were you liked wrestling didn't you like growing up yeah yeah what's up with black

00:24:20.260 people in the anime then what's that what's that about well i mean i'll grant you i'll grant you

00:24:25.460 it's a fact but like why i i to answer that you'd have to answer this question the previous generation

00:24:30.900 was kung fu so if you went to the mall right in between the stores they had a kung fu kiosk and

00:24:36.980 black people will be just give me the next one you know what you know what it is the the the asian

00:24:43.220 culture loves black people like the japanese like no it doesn't i but like don't they love black

00:24:49.780 culture don't they they like they want to be i mean they all want to they're like me yeah yeah

00:24:54.340 yeah but just like over there we like i want to listen to music from the hood i don't ever want

00:25:01.380 to step foot in it yes right but i think and i think that's the same with it they're like wiggers

00:25:06.260 it's also correct the same on the other don't know black people correct they're chiggers

00:25:11.620 you know what i'm thinking is that jewish people probably uh flooded the hood with asian culture to

00:25:17.940 like just profit off of it and that's and they just turn them all into like big xenophiles i mean

00:25:23.300 there's two reasons dragon ball z i mean if you know the plot like they're what saiyans and they're

00:25:27.940 literally like half monkey things and the main bad guy is frieza who's literally overtly racist all the

00:25:34.340 time calls them monkeys and worthless and like the most like over-the-top racist you can think

00:25:39.940 of like that's the whole thing they love that so you're saying you're saying that they relate to it

00:25:44.340 yes yeah here's the other thing here's the other thing i think that they have a fetish that's like

00:25:47.860 a fetish point like like how like uh people downtrodden we are i also like a white person

00:25:52.740 would watch cuckold fetishes right and be like yeah the black guy's fucking my wife or whatever

00:25:58.180 the black people watch anime specifically dragon ball z because it's a fetish of theirs of just getting

00:26:02.820 called a monkey it's weird dude also here's the other thing dragon ball z played on uh non-cable like

00:26:09.380 just over the air uh uh channels that's where the poor people watched so the poor people didn't

00:26:15.300 have cable so they were just watching what the channel was was dragon ball z on and why did i miss

00:26:20.100 it i want to say it came it was probably on like cw no no it was before cw this is for your generation

00:26:27.300 your generation yeah for my generation it was on toonami on cartoon network so it was cable yeah but for

00:26:33.860 you guys i remember yeah yeah also anime is like 90 to 95 percent like fight scenes and like five

00:26:40.100 percent character development yeah they don't have to dude they don't have to it's not even just because

00:26:44.500 as we always start to talk about like for movies dude if you just described he just described the

00:26:48.500 black person he's like 90 fight scenes 10 character they relate to the violence of animals zero percent

00:26:55.700 chirp hearing they really relate to this this is actually their lives on the downs black uh video

00:27:04.100 i was surprised i couldn't hear a chirp i was expecting in that video to hear a chirp because i was

00:27:09.860 expecting 9 000 gallons oh no oh this is another great question all right positive do we know no

00:27:24.660 this is i think this is that's africa this is africa but here's my thought right so black people don't

00:27:30.260 ever put batteries in their smoke detectors so like they they are already prone to dying in fires do you

00:27:35.460 think that there's some correlation here between their their their refusal their absolute and utter

00:27:41.700 refusal to have functioning smoke detectors also makes them in some form or fashion incapable of

00:27:48.820 extinguishing a fire once they are actually physically on fire because they just ran they

00:27:53.220 didn't fire illiterate dude so i was i was in four years fire protection and management that was my major

00:28:00.500 ask me how many black people i knew in that class like you take a guess

00:28:04.980 fucking none blood

00:28:10.820 it was just it was just white people and chinese people interested in fire and and one spanish dude

00:28:15.460 and fucking not not one but this was john jay so there was a lot of black people in this college

00:28:20.180 i'd say like 70 percent were black yeah or like black minority not one they don't they're not interested

00:28:26.180 but no seriously though seriously though you see them they ran when they were on fire they none

00:28:30.420 of them stopped yeah they just well that's just what they do anyways they just run dude

00:28:34.180 they run and they fight that's what they do

00:28:38.660 you know i can't fight fire

00:28:40.740 i don't have the tools for this i would love to see that black guy he catches on fire and he starts

00:28:45.780 swinging he just starts like

00:28:48.100 hey

00:28:48.500 fire fire it's already yeah they're they're do you think that's how it got ignited

00:28:53.140 i am retarded do you think that's how it got ignited is one of them fucking homi audit

00:28:57.460 oh that's true they don't like fire and they don't like water that's true but they like cartoons

00:29:01.220 with elemental magic yeah yeah that is interesting good point over that's crazy what the fuck is up

00:29:07.700 with black people bro wild that's what this whole show's been about 70 of 70 is like what the

00:29:14.660 fuck is up with black people the other 30 percent i guess us uh i don't know gay people talking yeah

00:29:21.460 we talk about so yeah yeah power gang black people poorly explained by white people

00:29:26.260 by the way on that video what do you think they were trying to do because they were looting

00:29:29.780 they were looting the fire truck they were looting the gas truck

00:29:31.940 steal the gas yeah just to do what with what like did he to do i like that they were stealing cars

00:29:39.380 i mean what they were stealing what's the value to huff it they were stealing it yeah when it was on

00:29:44.580 fire yeah don't sniff and all i can think of is that they don't they literally just can't imagine

00:29:51.860 like a guy still smoking a cigarette i that's probably 100 what happened is just these dudes are

00:29:56.820 unbelievably rama rama don't be rama rama dude i just realized goku's whole thing is that he's

00:30:03.380 retarded and like just happens to be good at all things physical so we always ends up winning in

00:30:08.020 the end like yeah that's that's literally the story of lebron james yeah exactly it's the story of

00:30:14.900 almost every black person besides break break tiger woods great how did he get there this is what i'm

00:30:21.700 saying like he's fat he's short he doesn't do anything really good and people still listen i don't

00:30:26.500 whatever because because conservatives conservatives are very yeah conservative christians are

00:30:30.820 so easy to oh yeah this is the one they're trying to fire with dirt

00:30:36.500 yeah well yeah because because they can't they can't go near water throw the dirt and he goes oh

00:30:41.300 shit yeah they can't go near water

00:30:46.740 i love those dudes they're so funny uh do you think i the the funny thing about the dirt thing is i don't

00:30:53.220 know if you ever saw like the original thread of that people trying to defend them in the comments

00:30:58.020 are like yeah you put out you can put out with fire with dirt it's like but that's not what's going

00:31:02.580 on here they can't they didn't not a whole house structure fire no he threw it at the at the stucco or

00:31:07.940 it's probably just like literally mud shit mixed on there on some wood he threw it at that fires are dirty

00:31:14.980 oh god i didn't like that video either yeah and they also eat the dirt which we've discussed on the show

00:31:21.220 yo can you bring up tyler bring up the the airplane crash video that one oh yeah we watched this uh

00:31:29.140 when you guys were asleep because you're gay yeah you're gay as all you guys um happy new year by

00:31:35.380 the way you yeah happy new hey i was gonna i was gonna ask did we want to do a year in review at all

00:31:42.180 that's good no no i don't remember yeah i'm pretty sure we've done it every year but okay

00:31:46.340 we're not gonna have a call yeah go back and watch here here this is actually this is actually a

00:31:51.060 retrospective because we already already did this on my uh my life that is my favorite thing was when

00:32:02.900 i first heard this i was like you you just know who it is if they call a plane a like this

00:32:09.700 there's nobody else in the world the plane's gonna crash and be like what's that motherfucker

00:32:18.500 she genuinely doesn't know what that is yeah she has no clue what that motherfucker

00:32:24.260 god i love this what the is that a bird what the is that there's somebody else in there

00:32:31.540 dude just having your last breath and you just hear a fat black woman just screaming what's that

00:32:40.260 what's that metal banana listen to this right here what the this is crazy oh no he oh my goodness

00:32:52.180 just crazy

00:32:52.980 nope nobody's called them nobody's called them if at a minute and 30 seconds they go yo maybe we

00:33:02.420 should call 911 and then somebody does it this dude's just bleeding out by the way yeah listen to

00:33:08.660 this it shows yeah he's still moving how about you helping them like at least take the plane off him

00:33:17.700 there's like seven of you guys you're very strong i can see you here's the thing pause it real quick

00:33:21.860 because i you don't need to oh yeah that's true that's you don't do it how did you all they watch

00:33:26.340 is world star hip-hop this is what they think you're supposed to do when someone's hurting oh right just

00:33:31.140 record it this is just it's just why didn't they shout world star boom yo back that up i gotta hear that

00:33:39.060 again that's the part play that what the boom yo i heard something sometimes how something boom what's

00:33:50.020 the middle part i don't know what i don't i don't speak you you my nigga

00:33:53.780 i thought we heard something say boom i thought i thought we heard something say boom yeah i heard

00:34:00.580 something i wonder if it was this plane i thought we heard something say boom we need like this is

00:34:08.340 like the he crashed on the plane help him this is quite the crazy occurrence

00:34:17.060 look literally no one's calling 9-1-1 what are these shoes

00:34:27.860 look what she says to this guy look here go your phone right here she's talking to this dead guy

00:34:35.300 here you go your phone your phone's right here you need that yo phone oh no i ain't working it broke up

00:34:41.300 yeah because it was in a plane crash she's talking to the dead guy

00:34:48.900 she's talking i can tell she's i can tell she's two bills just on that

00:34:53.300 that outline the silhouette there is no black woman in their 30s that's under 200 correct

00:35:01.460 that's correct what's your name what your name is

00:35:05.060 oh oh the leg oh no this hopefully got a lot

00:35:12.420 pause it pause it pause it oh no put that leg away pause it real quick tyler

00:35:18.340 now i've said this on a couple of shows but just imagine you're in your like this guy's probably

00:35:23.620 gonna die your bones sticking through your leg you've just fell out of the sky

00:35:27.140 your your your your organs are probably liquid

00:35:29.700 right now chemicals are going off in your brain and you're seeing your life

00:35:36.740 you're seeing your father teach you how to ride a bike you're seeing

00:35:40.740 you know fucking you you get your first job and this

00:35:44.340 bitch is talking over the movie of your life

00:35:49.300 right before you die what is she what is she speaking over it with though

00:35:54.420 i can't i couldn't tell you boom that's what you're doing

00:35:57.220 yeah it's not even ebonics i prefer that it would be like that pigeon

00:36:00.820 shit you know that like uh the stuff that bbc translates to or or the way that at least

00:36:05.780 if the abos were talking i'd be like this is kind of charming but this is just like

00:36:10.340 imagine it's just like that like the entire like all of it's insulting but you know what's

00:36:14.900 what's remarkable no one no one ever talks about this think about how far homeboy got launched from

00:36:19.460 that plane how is he the one that's doing better how is this guy under the plane if the plane

00:36:25.940 fell i imagine it fell he fell out of it no they launched they launched and then and then the plane

00:36:32.260 kept moving how how long until they start checking his pockets right after this video i mean they

00:36:39.540 already did before they started yeah god that's so sad that that dude is about to jack his pockets

00:36:48.500 that's why they didn't take the phone because they're like oh this thing's broken we're not

00:36:51.540 taking it just throw it back on the floor what do they call it they say run your that's what they

00:36:57.460 say one right there give up your if i'm a cop and i'm pulling up to this i'm like what the

00:37:02.820 is she talking because she's gonna be like oh i bet i'm flitting into this and then this

00:37:07.540 just boom he crashed about four five beep go yeah swear to god officer i heard boom i think it was a

00:37:17.540 boom but yeah it couldn't have been a beat but also they're acting like it's a regular occurrence

00:37:22.740 because it is a regular occurrence for people to be dropping dead all around them when they're black

00:37:26.580 people i just feel i just feel like they're this is the most intuitive thing do you even think they

00:37:33.220 know that it's a plane because i don't know they never say plane they're so confused they are very

00:37:41.620 because they're just like they're just like these two white just drop out the sky with this big

00:37:46.100 yellow kayak yeah yo you wouldn't believe it they finna they finna come down and fly like christ

00:37:52.420 like what are you talking about what happened here no idea no clue and the the most baffling part is

00:37:58.740 that people are mad at me oh yeah sweet brown i just made a simple comment exactly that's literally

00:38:04.900 her i was actually gonna ask tyler to bring that up that's how good he is at his job that he knew

00:38:10.100 but that's the lady that's recording don't do that they're so backwards technologically and

00:38:15.140 historically that they don't they're not even aware that white people have invented air travel

00:38:21.860 like it's possible right go to sleep dude just go to sleep man

00:38:29.220 i got better off dead to do after this new drop here and tell me does this work at all

00:38:33.540 and it just goes top i don't know i legit thought he was just doing it at the moment

00:38:44.660 i actually looked at him i looked at him and i was like oh he's melting down god damn it i wish i

00:38:49.700 wish i knew i wish i knew we had that effect because like the the beep was fun to do with you guys but

00:38:55.140 imagine doing that every time we went on a roll just like

00:39:02.260 we're so used to operating with that behind us that we might have just accepted it if i did it

00:39:08.580 yeah i've tuned it out and started i i i do it to make you

00:39:12.180 i thought you hit it i thought you hit it his name is obvious stereotype and he says that's just

00:39:18.980 fucking brilliant god i love our fans what we got from my back dude i can't wait till we we're

00:39:25.860 gonna be in um oh yeah let's let's in georgia oh yeah whatever

00:39:30.740 georgia where they shave with nidal all right oh wait no all right oh there we go whoa yeah

00:39:40.180 i'm seizing seizing up uh that was me that was me if you'd like to join if you'd like to join the

00:39:46.020 arian party please turn out january 26th through the 28th the georgia lp event go to lpgeorgia.com

00:39:52.740 i think it might be.org there's actually there's a lake there's a lake around this vfw we're doing

00:39:57.140 baptisms into the aryan party in the back please show up you're never going to get this opportunity

00:40:01.780 again to get baptized into the aryan party by actual white supremacists by the way you also

00:40:06.900 have to bring your own wooden crosses they're not provided when you get there so just prepare for

00:40:11.780 that we do the tiki torches art can be bought there though yeah baptism in you the lake is also

00:40:17.940 awesome because because it makes sure the black people don't show up wards no but in in all seriousness

00:40:22.660 though um we're all going to be there i'm actually i'm bringing my wife i think cold there's a

00:40:26.740 very good chance that one of you guys could have a threesome with cole if you show up buy a ticket

00:40:32.740 am i right cole yeah yeah and i'll and i'll be watching as well yeah well that's optional i will

00:40:41.380 i will be moderating a presidential debate as toad but clowns himself uh so do not miss that i'll

00:40:46.820 probably also be giving a speech but most importantly a live tower gang the libertarian party of georgia has

00:40:52.020 has decided to end their existence by inviting us to georgia i have no idea why but we're going to

00:40:59.460 be there january 26th through 28th uh what we're doing plugs i just want to add i'm going to be

00:41:04.100 embedded with vivek ramaswamy's camp and i will be uh also on timcast irl next thursday uh i think don

00:41:11.300 donald trump jr canceled and they slotted me in instead wow what a downgrade anyways uh check it out

00:41:17.620 nice um yeah i said that only just because i was thinking i can't imagine when toad is going to be

00:41:24.820 in the presidential debate going all right i'm going to try to get a point in like we're just

00:41:29.940 going to be cracking up laughing are you prepared are you prepared at all no

00:41:37.860 do you think you're going to do well is it not going to be hilarious if he gets absolutely blasted

00:41:42.820 just i mean that's going to be the funniest the funniest thing that can happen is for toad well

00:41:48.260 what if rectenwald just runs laps around him laps that's what i'm guys

00:41:53.620 hold on funny that would be though we're in a very unique situation though i'm gonna be a unique

00:41:57.780 situation overconfident going into this that it's it's gonna work out for me you can you can lean

00:42:03.140 the tables you can lean the tables in a manner that makes toad look smarter than anybody else there

00:42:10.020 yeah we can do this like you can also lean the tables to make him look like the most retarded

00:42:16.580 more retarded than one extreme or the other one excuse me excuse me but i reject i reject top's

00:42:21.620 premise entirely there is no way that i make him look brilliant are you out of your mind i think you can

00:42:27.700 i think you can there is a way by what series of questions could i make toad a functioning orator

00:42:33.060 do they make biden a functioning orator against trump brilliance bring it specifically to libertarian

00:42:39.460 theory like deep libertarian theory and like and give him the answer he's not even good at that like

00:42:44.020 he's giving the answer give him the answer before him the answer beforehand yeah and write write him

00:42:50.020 his speech like they did with hillary clinton he's just i'm gonna ask him some question about like

00:42:55.860 immigration policy and he's gonna be like we need to kill all the trans people and i'm gonna be like

00:43:00.500 what what the fuck what are you talking about and you as the moderator to be like i agree with you

00:43:06.500 but like you don't have to say it fair point but not what i asked i'm the only one who has the balls

00:43:12.660 to say i asked you i asked you about how you think liberty will be achieved in our lifetime

00:43:18.420 i already know i know what this episode is going to be about too like i'm seeing it play out as we say

00:43:23.220 it he's going to go up there be super serious about these answers and then he's going to come and sit

00:43:27.700 down next to us and we're just going to light him up for the whole time like because it's just going

00:43:31.460 to be asinine i don't want i don't want to see you talk politics toad i might not even go to this thing

00:43:35.380 now i'm going to try to not talk politics yeah new orleans plus two and a half that was shut the

00:43:41.300 up last week thank you uh thank you producer all right mailbag all right mailbag please yeah

00:43:47.860 uh where's all right there we go also shout out to me i got a uh i finally got well i got

00:43:54.980 only took two of them actually i got two of them so all i needed was this little bitty thing right

00:43:58.820 here and uh that and i got an actual chair too so cole you sound so much better i like my my anger

00:44:06.180 towards you for delaying a year over an eight dollar acquisition is limitless i'm so upset what's so

00:44:12.900 funny is i found out today because i was like putting i didn't have it it hadn't shipped in yet so i was

00:44:17.140 just like getting my mic ready to put it on the thing i was like putting the you know all this

00:44:22.180 stuff up aren't you an island here and i slid like the mic onto the actual the this part and it like

00:44:31.140 slid right on and it actually stayed there and i was like you're telling me this whole time i didn't

00:44:36.260 even need this thing it just slides off tof lost me a thousand dollars

00:44:45.620 oh wait you didn't even need a piece like it was already ready to go so it's it's i it still needs

00:44:51.300 the piece to be stable but it does work without it like it just slides this larger piece here you

00:44:58.580 never tried that i never tried that i just saw it was two different it was two different sizes and i

00:45:03.780 was like there's no way and i literally just it just went i don't know what to think about this

00:45:09.700 shut the up lady you took so many charges i swear to god you're retarded but why would i think it's

00:45:16.100 like because you just try it bro just try it all right it concerns me how little you like how little

00:45:24.900 uh effort you put into this show it's it's yeah it's like it's like it's like he's afraid of success

00:45:30.420 it's even less yeah yeah yeah all right let's get into cole's psyche yeah what happens cole what the

00:45:37.540 fuck i think i think he's not just afraid get out of my head some part of cole some part of cole is

00:45:45.140 like if this show blows up then eventually i'd have to tell my parents that this is what i do yeah and

00:45:50.420 he was like he but in his in his little monkey symbols brain he thinks that little screw that

00:45:56.820 little screw right there is stopping it wait wait pull that comment up cole literally puts very little

00:46:01.540 effort into anything outside of this show wait so this is this is you putting in effort is that what

00:46:06.980 she's implying or she's saying you're equally lazy this is across the board full-hearted lazy

00:46:11.140 across the board i think is what she means yeah elizabeth answer that i i resent that i do a lot

00:46:16.740 in the gym i'm gonna i'm gonna need you i'm gonna need you to withhold threesomes from him until he

00:46:21.860 starts to give us some effort she's not answering does he take this show more seriously than he takes

00:46:26.580 fathering every no holy no the the funny thing is every every week elizabeth says the same thing let me

00:46:34.580 let's just let's just say let's just say let's just say really up like really

00:46:38.420 up questions and then just pull up the yep over and over again is is cole's is cole's dick like

00:46:44.340 embarrassingly tiny oh my god wow unbelievable does he does he come like four seconds oh wow she

00:46:52.340 didn't even need me to finish the question incredible uh is is his iq like below room temperature most of

00:46:59.780 the time oh wow yep there's too many people trying to hit the thing it's like price is right where

00:47:09.220 you're waiting for like really does does survey says yep numbers right what i was gonna say is

00:47:16.740 that every week elizabeth are you gonna leave your husband for bryson gray oh that's rough don't say

00:47:22.580 don't say yes don't say yes don't say oh wow thank god all right all right she's still racist uh

00:47:29.860 no it was funny because every every week every week before i like when i have to tell her that i'm

00:47:34.340 coming on the show she goes why is this our life why do you do this every week every every week she

00:47:41.540 asked me this it's literally the same thing she gets uh she gets so upset and she goes but she

00:47:46.100 doesn't enjoy this why does she watch it if she doesn't like it no she likes to she likes this part

00:47:50.820 of it she doesn't like i i don't know she she she hates what's what's this part what does that mean

00:47:56.420 being in the chat being funny she likes that just like the bitch she doesn't like that's the whole appeal

00:48:02.340 of the show she enjoys the show for the thing that people enjoy the show for she doesn't like

00:48:06.340 you being in a different room for two hours yes that's why because it's because it's her bedtime

00:48:11.940 and she doesn't want to go to bed alone my wife is the same way too my wife and then and then you

00:48:17.860 go back and then they're kind of like i need to go to bed but you decided to talk to your friends

00:48:22.500 and like that kind of i don't understand it but like it's just it's child i hope my wife is

00:48:28.420 probably watching she's gonna punch me but why get mad about that i don't understand that

00:48:32.420 it's like i i don't like it's like two hours a week what's the mailbag question yes go ahead

00:48:37.460 mailbag we have ancap grizzly asks us well it's kind of a two-parter who is the best drunk driver

00:48:44.740 i guess out of any of us and also should drunk nascar be a sport oh i'm i'm an elite drunk driver

00:48:51.380 if anyone can compete with me i'd be surprised i'm i'm pretty elite man although i'm sober now but when

00:48:55.780 i was a drinker i was an elite drunk driver i'm pretty sure drunk nascar was what it was at

00:49:01.060 the beginning that's literally what it was it started as moonshiners it was bootlegging it

00:49:05.940 wasn't they weren't drunk while trafficking the alcohol well maybe you're about to say you think

00:49:10.980 these guys are just bootlegging oh but we would never the ones that didn't the ones that didn't

00:49:16.340 crash or get caught they probably were sober but i'm sure there was plenty of drunk bootleggers yes

00:49:20.580 i'm pretty sure because it started as just the moonshiners just that they would so i found out last

00:49:26.660 week that my grandmother bootlegged uh like rum and shit in puerto rico and she would bury it and

00:49:31.060 protect it with the bat and her her husband the first one he died of liver cancer from drinking so

00:49:36.420 much so yeah they do get high in their own supply they were probably last week you've totally told us

00:49:41.140 the story before dude no no i i found out more about it last week like intricacies top's family

00:49:46.980 is probably some of the coolest people to ever walk the planet yes yeah yeah my my grandma this is what i

00:49:52.740 found out last interesting is a better term that that same grandma super christian all the time

00:49:57.940 turns out when she was in puerto rico she would boil hot water and throw it at the christians

00:50:03.300 when they came by because she was like a catholic or something like that and then something happened

00:50:07.620 and she turned christian and the lady never missed a day of church in her life for like 70 years i was

00:50:12.340 like you know they were wild people she was on shit she was boiling water and burning the fucking

00:50:16.740 christians and then she became one literally throwing boiling water at the christians that's just what you did

00:50:22.020 she is i'm pretty sure he just took the story of saul from the bible and applied it to his grandma

00:50:26.580 and that's it so that's a vision and then like came to god is that what happened who the fuck's

00:50:31.380 christina rivera i don't know that bitch no idea no no clue you're a fucking cunt all right all right

00:50:39.540 what's uh what's the next mailbag wait wait are we just gonna just just say that clint's the best

00:50:45.060 drunk probably here yeah i've seen his hand-eye coordination there's like no no i think i am i think i

00:50:51.380 there's like i was like a level where you toad didn't you wreck your car toad yeah he was sober

00:50:56.980 shut up i don't know how many times i have to lecture you about this but you aren't better

00:51:01.140 at anything than me the the last time well i'm better than you well i have a high i have higher

00:51:06.100 teeth than you and i think i'm better at staying awake than you toad literally i could i could just i

00:51:11.540 could just pick up a sports book and just close my eyes and just point and i'm better oh yeah i forgot

00:51:16.740 i'm better at sports betting and writing software than you no no you're not no you're not you can't

00:51:22.020 even figure out how like control zoom you're better at all this stuff the control zoom thing still

00:51:26.820 kids not not part of the job not part of the job i thought it was him and i still heard him i

00:51:38.980 could still hear him say it's not part of the job and i was just like how is he talking double he's

00:51:43.620 like talking about both sides of his mouth is that the mailbag music

00:51:46.820 i think imagine what if we can get that that played in toad's house like like real like a low

00:51:56.660 volume that needs to be that needs to be his ringtone because everybody around him

00:52:03.940 you call toad and you just hear

00:52:10.420 only he would hear is the funny thing everybody else would never hear it look we can't have this just be

00:52:15.140 a two-man race the three of you have to have driven drunk are any of you good at it no i have

00:52:19.460 yes i'm not i don't crash it depends on my level of drunk it's really hard because there's like

00:52:24.500 different levels drunk you're like you know like i'm just that right level of drunk where i can drive

00:52:28.740 well that doesn't mean that you're good at drunk driving if you're just barely buzzed and you drive

00:52:32.420 well that's not an achievement i think generally yes because i do have i'm very cautious and like i i

00:52:37.060 know i'm fucked like my life i feel like i feel like no matter what i can zoom out and get back into like

00:52:43.700 the all right be sober for and just and do whatever i need to do i have to do that at any

00:52:49.540 at any level of drunk i've got a story for you guys um the the weekend after one of my best friends

00:52:56.100 died and i was there i got i went over to there was like some wake or some and i was

00:53:00.980 what year is this like 1956 yeah uh 40 41 and i was i was super depressed and i got hammered and i i

00:53:10.340 i don't know how the i survived it i had this nissan 300 zx i got on the 56 which is this

00:53:15.540 little new freeway that they had just built in san diego aging myself it was 1941 at the time so

00:53:20.420 long time ago i feel like clint's going to tell us how he could drive his horse and carriage drunk

00:53:24.100 like i but i drove it like a motherfucker you wouldn't like listen listen you don't even know

00:53:27.940 how the prohibition was it sucked all right but i still i still drunk driving the depression he's

00:53:32.180 talking about the great depression i'm not gonna lie to you guys i took i i drove as fast as i

00:53:38.180 have ever driven in my life i got very close to 150 miles per hour in my nissan 300zx which was a 1990

00:53:45.540 with 185 000 miles on the engine it was the most dangerous thing i've ever done in my life the fact

00:53:50.420 that i'm still alive to tell this story is remarkable i woke up the next day because my my buddy i won't

00:53:55.220 say his name because i don't want to shame him but he was with me in the car and he was mortified

00:53:59.540 because i was like i was like suicidal for real i drove almost 150 miles per hour and i my blood

00:54:05.940 alcohol content probably was like a three like a point three or whatever the fuck damn that's

00:54:10.740 more like point three that's no three whatever that's insane point oh three maybe that's more

00:54:15.540 shameful for you though because point three by you doing that with a friend in the car you could

00:54:19.780 have lost another friend there you'll get it i'm not saying like it's a happy or a funny story

00:54:26.740 i'm just saying like that's elite drunk driving i love i love our chat now hold on i did do something

00:54:32.740 similar to that he's the coolest man on earth unfortunately no no no you you've misread me

00:54:36.980 entirely i'm just saying i am superior to toad and always imaginable no he does think he's the best on

00:54:42.900 earth i've watched i've watched that episode from last week a few times because i felt bad i said did

00:54:47.940 we violate clint or not and every time i go back i just see how much more smug clint is like like it's very

00:54:54.180 funny but when we're when we're like when we're confronting him with these obvious party fouls

00:54:59.460 he's going no like look it's not it's not even that i think i'm that cool it's just that i don't

00:55:06.740 give a fuck you know what i mean like i really don't care so like when you guys are clowning me

00:55:10.980 about i'm just like this is all funny to me it's like it's cool i don't know i don't know i bet i bet

00:55:16.580 clint thinks he's really good at arm wrestling no actually actually i'm not that great when i was uh

00:55:21.700 peak physical condition 30 30th birthday party i have all of my guy friends uh at the at the beach

00:55:27.780 and we start to we get really fucking hammered and we start to arm wrestle and i'm fucking i'm

00:55:31.700 knocking a bunch of people dead because i'm like i'm in really great shape at the time but i uh i

00:55:36.260 get my ass kicked by my homeboy ben who's like this fucking elite power lifter just like nearly tears

00:55:41.540 my arm off i wake up the next day after beating the out of most of my friends getting crushed by ben

00:55:45.460 i wake up the next day and i can't move my arm so i was super drunk thought i was all elite and

00:55:49.700 shit i like i like literally strained the tendons that i could not i woke up and i couldn't extend

00:55:54.020 my arm like all the way out for that's happened to me before being drunk like you don't like you

00:55:58.820 don't understand how much effort you're putting into a certain like you don't work out when you're

00:56:03.060 drunk because i've done that before i like blew out my chest because we were just fucking around

00:56:07.060 and i'm like i could do that and i was like yeah no you shouldn't do that they've talked about how

00:56:10.980 like if you have a really low sleep as well like your brain your brain kind of limits it knows its

00:56:16.500 limits of the body like it like muscles are way stronger than the bones they're attached to kick

00:56:20.740 him out of the chat expelliamos so like your brain has a limit like it has a limiter it's

00:56:30.020 like a limiter on the car for your muscles and so like when you get drunk i feel like that limiter

00:56:33.940 just kind of goes away and it's just like you just go full force and everything it's basically like the

00:56:39.300 retard like the can't gets deleted for a little bit yes yes yep you're right i did get pulled over

00:56:44.820 while drunk driving once and i got away with it how i don't think i think you're lying but go ahead

00:56:49.780 and tell the story go ahead absolutely not lying not lying at all well it happened to be in like a

00:56:55.620 one town over from my hometown so that might be that might make it more likely the cop will let you go

00:57:00.740 but i just i said nothing to the cop at all that's how i did him he said he said sir license and

00:57:08.020 registration and toad just went well he pulled me over he's like he was like be on your way

00:57:14.980 i don't know why he goes frozen toad on him he just goes frozen toad he just like

00:57:20.820 just doesn't he doesn't even look at him just stays like 10 and two

00:57:25.220 it's almost believable because that would be like one of those moments where reality is broken and you

00:57:29.300 don't know how to respond you just go okay i guess go yeah the cop figured this guy's night is

00:57:36.420 already so bad wait this is this is the made-up story you're gonna go with that a cop pulled you

00:57:41.060 over you just didn't respond to any commands and he was like be on your way i actually i actually think

00:57:46.500 it's i actually think it could kind of work because you know they kind of come up and say do you know

00:57:50.340 why i pulled you over and if toad just says nothing to that they have no they can't do anything i think i

00:57:56.180 said no because i legit did not even know i did i did not know why he had pulled me over i don't

00:58:04.500 think i was driving erratically i wasn't speeding at that time but you but you did talk to him you

00:58:09.220 said no so you've already i think i said fine i think i said no that was the only thing i said to

00:58:12.740 him and then he said he said well then i guess since you don't know neither do i get out of here

00:58:17.860 yeah get out of here you little scamp i like how it's a level above sovereign

00:58:26.420 citizen to the fact like you're not even be like i don't recognize your authority you're just

00:58:29.620 not even responding just staring

00:58:32.900 i can't even see you right now

00:58:36.740 you don't even exist to me i don't even know why it stopped i should have just kept going there's no

00:58:41.460 reason i'm just that elite a drunk driver man i had another situation where unfortunately i did drive

00:58:46.180 very drunk with a friend in the car with me and i don't even remember like getting home that night

00:58:51.860 so i did do that it's true dude i still remember one of the greatest everyone's gonna just let this

00:58:57.460 fake story fly we're just gonna be like yep that happened no honestly i believe it i don't think

00:59:01.700 toad's capable of lying i don't think i kind of believe it just because like i like that's such

00:59:07.300 bullshit cops don't just let you go if you go hey do you know why i pulled you over and you go

00:59:11.540 no and you just mad dog homeboy and he's like get out of here bud i wasn't i wasn't mean about it i

00:59:18.900 was like very calm i was cold in the moment you see it's not even about toad stories it's about how

00:59:26.660 we riff off of it and we're riffing off of it beautifully so you totally misunderstand without

00:59:30.660 toad without toad this show is not special because we've learned the hard way how to like like i don't

00:59:36.260 know you give somebody like a whack premise and then legion of skanks might drop the bowl because it's

00:59:40.260 like a whack premise with us we could hit it out the park because we've been doing this

00:59:43.860 shit for like two years now all we have is whack premises to go off that's it that's all we got

00:59:48.900 dude do you remember do you remember the bit you came up with clint about uh teaching black people

00:59:54.100 the wrong way to interact with cops to get them killed the toad method is completely silent works

01:00:02.500 every time no we go you gotta when they ask for your id you have to reach in your glove compartment

01:00:09.060 as fast as you possibly can no it was always it was like always keep your uh license registration

01:00:15.700 in the in the middle in between the seat and the in the deck like right there just so you can

01:00:20.980 really quick get it but you don't you don't want him to get nervous so you got to pull it fast because

01:00:25.300 if you if you take time they might get it they might get impatient you got to pull it fast and

01:00:29.380 sure they know you're they know your hands are weapons so you have to hide them at all times you

01:00:33.540 got to purchase you got to purchase your license and registration holder you keep it right here

01:00:37.620 right inside your belt buckle grab it as fast as you can reach across your body and give it and you

01:00:43.220 have to give it to them just give it to them make sure make sure you always have a black cell phone

01:00:47.620 just because uh it might camouflage with your skin uh sure it might look like a firearm if you pull it

01:00:52.660 really quickly but that's not the point you have to pull it as fast as humanly possible black cell phone

01:00:56.100 pull it fast fast in fact you should get up and get out of the vehicle and also don't even

01:01:00.020 don't even put the car don't like don't put the car in park and just keep your hand like the foot

01:01:05.460 and the on the brake and on the accelerator at the same time so you're just revving you're just

01:01:09.540 burning out because his time is important you need to leave as soon as he does they don't hear well so

01:01:16.180 when he approaches your vehicle you're going to want to just lower the window a little bit and yell at

01:01:20.260 him as loud as you can he just doesn't hear you so it's just start yelling whatever he says answering

01:01:26.020 back it's the polite method for for the police i mean it's in their handbook if you read it

01:01:29.700 also they they really respect whenever you know the law so like you get to keep selling them that

01:01:36.020 you know your rights and they love that just make sure make sure when they hand you the ticket or

01:01:42.020 whatever that you inform them that that uh you know you're responsible for their paycheck and their

01:01:47.140 salary but you say it say it say it as aggressively as possible because once again they're hard of

01:01:51.220 hearing you're gonna have to yell it yell it yeah also your paycheck say that you should know this

01:01:57.300 cops are your friends so treat them like your friends call them nicknames pig

01:02:05.460 flip them off nut check them yeah just like

01:02:09.140 they're your friends be friendly treat them how you would treat your own friends

01:02:13.620 what'd it do faggot

01:02:24.500 i don't know why clint's laughing this is a serious advice we're going to cut this up it's

01:02:27.780 going to be an information later i'm just trying to keep black people alive when they

01:02:30.900 yes that's what we're trying to do it just it just uh they love sarcasm tell them to eat

01:02:35.060 shit and die but like really really really smile smile when you say it wink at him i wonder what

01:02:41.460 i wonder what this guy would have to say about black people i mean we've got him doing other stuff

01:02:45.780 here but i'm sure if we could find him uh right now he's alive right or did he die john rocker

01:02:51.540 i'm pretty sure he's dead get him on tower game live am i am i like tripping here or did we watch this

01:02:58.420 already well rocker's more in the group chat today on our show back in november me of outrage

01:03:03.540 met fans it was the comments he made to sports illustrated writer jeff perlman that caused a

01:03:08.020 national outcry such a check rocker told si he would never play for a new york team here's a recap

01:03:13.460 of his most inflammatory remarks quote imagine having to take the number seven train to the ballpark

01:03:19.300 looking like you're riding through beirut next to some kid with purple hair next to some queer

01:03:24.340 with aids right next to some dude who just got out of jail for the fourth time right next to some

01:03:29.380 20 year old mom with four kids it's depressing and about new york city itself rocker said the biggest

01:03:36.180 thing i don't like about new york are the foreigners i'm not a very big fan of foreigners you can walk

01:03:40.820 an entire block in times square and not hear anybody speaking english asians and koreans vietnamese

01:03:46.980 and indians and russians and spanish people and everything up there how the hell do they get in this

01:03:52.740 country john rocker bro when you when you ask me about immigration that's my we're so gay as a

01:04:03.540 country that that someone could people now in this country could watch that and not and not go hell

01:04:08.500 yeah exactly that like how do you not think that this was 1999 yeah this was 25 years ago before his

01:04:16.900 time by the way cole's totally right we totally covered this probably like 100 episodes ago i swear

01:04:21.700 to god that we did i know are we doing a year in review is this what's happening i did not see

01:04:27.220 this clip until today i on my life that's a brand new video dude on my life i've never seen that video

01:04:34.740 before so if you did it was an episode you know what it might have been uh legion's kinks i'm not gonna

01:04:40.180 lie i really i don't think it definitely was legion's kinks because i've never seen the video

01:04:44.500 covered it but we didn't play the video but whatever who cares because i've seen that in my

01:04:48.340 life i remember that controversy though because you know in new york that was a big deal with like

01:04:53.460 when when i think he was in they were in the world series with the yankees or something like that there

01:04:56.740 was that rivalry so they were at the time trying to paint them as racist i'm like

01:05:01.060 fucking cares like throw the ball dude also also you also get to be like it's true too have you been on

01:05:07.620 the subway system in new york how cool is it that he said in 1999 like we were already pretty

01:05:13.620 politically correct by then and he's just like some queer with aids like wow yeah you could you

01:05:19.700 could really with people queers with aids at that time i feel like the thing is that it didn't seem

01:05:24.740 malicious were you alive yet yeah okay yeah i don't think that's my vibe of the time too but i mean

01:05:32.900 i lived in like super duper rural maine colby like yeah i might have had a different different

01:05:37.860 grip on the situation it's just it's just fast honestly honestly toad if you want to win the

01:05:43.380 debate when i ask you about your immigration policy if you can memorize that if you can memorize that

01:05:48.500 entire 40 second rant you will you will shut the house down dude dude ask him ask him an open

01:05:56.820 borders question and then that's your response right there but it has to be verbatim just how the hell

01:06:01.620 they get in this country how could we wait up can we go back to the video and just pull up the the

01:06:06.980 text how could you ask him a question that could be answered in this manner like what was john rocker

01:06:12.420 asked back it up back it up and i'll formulate the question real quick one second i have such a great

01:06:16.980 idea i'm looking at tyler panic right now look at hitler quotes we need to totally pull the idea that

01:06:22.900 toad had brought up earlier that you guys completely set up the questions and everything for him and he just

01:06:27.700 answers in nothing but hitler quotes not ones that are over the top but ones that like people

01:06:32.020 wouldn't realize until later they're like i remember what the they asked him if he would

01:06:35.940 ever play for the yankees or the mets and that's where he came up with okay basically no no the answer

01:06:41.380 the answer begins at imagine that's where that's where the answer the first first couple sentence

01:06:46.340 words i can't deal with but if it begins with imagine having to take the seven train to the ballpark

01:06:51.300 looking like you're riding through beirut literally all i have to do is ask you about immigration

01:06:55.620 and you can just that that is your answer right there yeah what do you think about the immigration

01:07:00.340 issue that's going on in new york toad as a libertarian and as new york just say georgia and

01:07:05.380 then just no well this is new york though and this has happened the immigration things happen in new

01:07:09.060 york it's still happening in georgia like you can still let's this this this this applies all over

01:07:13.380 the country every but he's talking about the seven train you fucking retard just switch it out

01:07:17.860 no toad could switch it out to whatever train in delana he can read it word for word or in boston

01:07:23.460 imagine i'm having to take a green line of fenway park kid he called his curacao and teammate randall

01:07:28.980 simon a fat monkey it's like you're lying through beirut it's some queer with aids

01:07:35.060 purple yeah wait you're gonna answer it with your stupid boston toad voice please don't

01:07:39.780 please don't because just i'd like to i'd like to have you answer it as if it's serious because this

01:07:44.740 is serious bro yeah all right he was on survivor word i was being serious just print it out just print it

01:07:51.140 out when immigration is definitely going to come up so when whenever your turn to talk about

01:07:55.860 immigration like if they go to go is there any point at which immigration is an issue and then

01:08:00.020 you just go into this fucking soliloquy about how you get on a fucking train sometimes and you see

01:08:04.740 these also years with aids ask him that question just ask him the question be like listen libertarian

01:08:10.500 views on immigration are are very fickle for instance the situation in new york where they're

01:08:16.100 now being over flooded and ask everybody what they do and when you get to toad he goes imagine

01:08:22.580 riding the seventh train you know what's great dude you know because because you're in georgia

01:08:29.060 where the braves play people in georgia know this guy like they know john rocker

01:08:35.940 you'd win the debate he's have a stack of papers too so he has like pre-arranged answers but like he

01:08:41.060 makes it obvious he's flipping to it each time so it's like very clear there's like prepared

01:08:45.780 answers bring like a thick stack like this like the whole the whole uh sleeve of loose leaf dude

01:08:51.700 just bring an encyclopedia and just like flip through it fast no even better we'll get you we'll

01:08:56.340 get you like a wagon just we'll get you a wagon and you just bring a wagon on stage behind you that's

01:09:02.420 just full of papers and then you just reach back and you pull out just pull pull a random page and

01:09:09.140 just start reading dude you can do this clint for every qu if you're the co-moderator you're in

01:09:17.220 charge of the questions literally write them down for him okay so whatever write them down and when

01:09:22.660 it gets to him he pulls up exactly like told you say nothing of your own original thought it's all

01:09:27.540 whatever we write for you here so one of those questions let's let's let's let's fucking game plan

01:09:33.460 right now let's have tyler uh transcribe as we so what's what's the next obvious natural question

01:09:38.900 that's going to come up in this debate jews israel palestine israel palestine okay i knew where he

01:09:47.620 was the dope hitler quote what should the libertarian response be to the the war between israel and

01:09:53.060 palestine and then you just we we pulled the most vicious passage from mein conf and you read that

01:09:58.660 verbatim correct i love that we we were like we're just with because toad is like oh i'm gonna run for

01:10:03.460 president and then we're just like with him like no no no say hitler quotes that'd be really funny

01:10:08.900 fuck your campaign well my plan going into this debate my plan originally was just gonna i was

01:10:14.340 gonna wing everything but i was gonna be serious but like also hilarious and just say whatever the

01:10:19.380 fuck i think that's a that's a stretch i mean have you have you seen your performance on this show

01:10:24.580 that's uh no i never that's a bold strategy cotton we'll see how to play it's out he's like my plan was

01:10:29.780 this is just going to be naturally hilarious like yeah dude even better what i think i think my natural

01:10:35.140 charisma and even better than hearing me through this debate netanyahu and like israel like people

01:10:43.860 quotes just pull pull that shit instead of did you see that uh prime time stein

01:10:49.220 fucking copped our whole bit dude he caught my nephilim shit bit he stole kiker reich yeah dude

01:10:54.580 they just fucking we're we're so ahead of the game on all the way anyone else could have came up with

01:10:59.300 that no it's not possible we're just impossible yeah look he did it he did it after we did it and

01:11:05.220 then he also stole the neph nephilim shit yo guys watching our stuff we should be we should be honored

01:11:11.060 honestly oh i am yeah no we should be on blaze tv

01:11:19.620 you misunderstand you you cannot go as hard as us and be on blaze tv this is this is the lane that we

01:11:24.900 will fill we will we will inspire people who are coming we are a machine drunk driving the culture

01:11:30.740 yes yes thank you perfect all right next driving the culture next question we uh we talk about uh what

01:11:37.140 should what should what should be the the response to abortion from a libertarian perspective and and

01:11:42.260 and what what is your rant going to be oh it needs to be margaret sanger oh can we just get owen

01:11:46.660 benjamin it needs to be margaret sanger can we get can we get to write these like i'm sure guys if we

01:11:54.420 i'm sure if we ask we can get owen benjamin to write his his honest response and whatever he says

01:11:59.860 that's what you wrote that's it if we if we do that he will absolutely share the video and it will be

01:12:05.620 the one of it will probably be the most watched libertarian party debate liberty benjamin debates

01:12:11.380 in the libertarian party event via proxy dude that's sick we get him a couple gollywogs those

01:12:17.300 little like like insanely racist bridge dolls and he does like the same abella bit or something like

01:12:24.740 because he already has a thing about abortion immigration immigration and you have a bell too dude

01:12:31.300 it would be retarded can you do this the best part the best part toad you can still for the

01:12:36.580 five questions i don't ask or the six questions i don't ask or however many you get to answer in

01:12:41.300 your own brilliant and humorous fashion but the ones that that i i prepare we we feed those obviously to

01:12:48.100 owen he gives you the verbatim answer and then we just clip that together we put it online i

01:12:52.740 you not that'll be one of the most viral things to ever happen i am gonna call him tomorrow if you say

01:12:56.980 yes i will do it you think it'd be more viral than the uh the hell no and the uh the token

01:13:04.820 it has because it would be it would be viciously racist though like what people think about owen

01:13:10.500 benjamin they think he's like viciously anti-semitic and racist so him in like having anything to do

01:13:16.100 with the libertarian party that would just like people would like it would multiply on itself it'd be

01:13:21.140 beautiful can we tell what do you think about crime in the inner cities toad how would you

01:13:28.580 address it as a let me tell you something about my my bicycle because doesn't doesn't he have a

01:13:36.420 the whole thing with him and abortion he was like don't have abortions just make them slaves

01:13:40.660 isn't that what he says like he's so anti-semitic

01:13:48.580 shout out to massad in the chat it actually might be massad i don't

01:13:53.700 they're like the hitman is on on its way to your house all right um any other mailbag oh i don't

01:13:58.820 even know oh yeah i think we have 11. we have 11 mailbags and he's gonna cut it down this is another

01:14:04.180 thing hold on let's speed it let's let's speed through them i want to hit all these me too that's

01:14:08.500 what i said but toad said oh i want to limit it to three because some aren't funny i don't trust

01:14:11.620 you no and and clint you actually run the show so should we do what what are you it's now a mailbag

01:14:16.820 show mailbag show which member of tower gang is most likely to be on the epstein client oh that's me

01:14:25.060 clint yeah it's not even because i'm a pedophile that's a given it's because it's because i kick it

01:14:31.220 with the rich people because i'm rich because you know why you know why because epstein was a comfy

01:14:37.140 motherfucker all right that's right and i respected his ass it was comfy these kids come

01:14:42.100 into my apartment they broke all my glasses i only had two left it's crazy i don't have any to offer

01:14:47.220 my guests but i'm the coziest tonight you are i bet i don't respect that but i am in sweatpants and

01:14:52.500 don't you ever forget it he looks uncomfortable cozy i feel like epstein was very cozy because he had

01:14:58.580 um his do all the work she did all the work and he so he was cozy so he probably was that kind of

01:15:04.980 this is actually a new game uh we should we should pick uh like whatever famous people

01:15:10.020 or like i don't know people that are polarizing and just be like are they cozy that's it that's

01:15:14.180 a new game is he cozy and it's always a he because it's just terrible put another terrible person

01:15:20.260 pedophile he deserved to die cozy he looked like he what the clothes that he wore were cozy for him

01:15:28.660 it looked like a dude that didn't wear underwear either dude you know because it's crazy because

01:15:32.260 he'll be at like a black tie event wearing like a polo like have you seen like it's there's so many

01:15:37.140 pictures of him with like donald trump and all and he's just wearing a polo shirt well yeah because

01:15:41.140 he's like you know how much you might you know how much i have on all these motherfuckers here yeah

01:15:44.740 he's like i can be i don't have to worry about being dressing up as a pushback though his whole

01:15:49.700 schtick was like that you you read some of the stuff like they get you had a schtick

01:15:53.460 schtick it's like he would get underage girls and like teach tell them they were gonna be like

01:16:02.660 masseuses or some shit but if you think about it how good can a 12 year old give you a back rub

01:16:07.300 not for yeah that's a good point it wasn't his blood though it's the blood of the children that

01:16:11.700 he sacrificed but he definitely did and for the for the same reasons he had he had the blood pillow

01:16:17.140 not because like he's like this is the thing that i do but he'd be like buy a new one why the

01:16:20.900 the fuck would i buy a new one that's a perfectly good blood pillow this is got a little blood on

01:16:25.940 here flip it around this is one of the funniest i'm not getting rid of that steven hawking yeah

01:16:33.140 steven hawking was apparently multiple times on the epstein client list which is just so funny to

01:16:38.340 me good question are we mad at steven hawking wouldn't know better question was he cozy

01:16:44.980 you know in that body no you just can't you can't even feel shit you know how cozy you are when

01:16:49.620 your body doesn't work i think he was in constant pain when you look like this yo all you can feel

01:16:54.980 though is i don't even know if he can feel his head he certainly can't feel his body right he had

01:16:58.420 no sensation at all so you can't but you'll the sense yes that's what i was about to say i'll say

01:17:02.340 you can't get more cozy than being a no no i think he'll see is not the abstract of feeling it is

01:17:09.620 feeling the abstract of feeling he's just trying to sound smart i i did sound smart i

01:17:15.860 i came up with a shorthand for quadriplegic quad paw and no one even blinked an eye but

01:17:20.820 that's brilliance right there to back up cold though he meant absence of it he's right it's not

01:17:25.460 like you you actually have to be able to have sensation to feel cozy like if you don't have

01:17:30.500 any sensation no you're wrong if you if you get high out of your mind off of heroin you're cozy and

01:17:35.860 you can't even know that's bullshit you the reason so why don't you wear underwear clint cozy no because

01:17:42.340 you like how it feels you've said that multiple times i like how it feels or i do not like how

01:17:46.740 underwear feel it's about field so if you're not if you're not feeling anything it's probably like

01:17:51.780 you can't be cozy without feeling all right yeah being a quad paw is like like ticklish it's just

01:17:56.820 like a constant your body's like ah with hawking by the way do you think epstein just was like this

01:18:03.220 motherfucker's in a wheelchair i'm just gonna wheel him right onto my plane just so i have something

01:18:07.300 against him it was so i have cover it was totally against his will honestly he couldn't he can't

01:18:14.260 rape anybody so like what's yeah yeah i mean he could he can do worse things than rape he could

01:18:19.700 control a robot that raves which is awful but i mean like i don't even blame him whatever dick you

01:18:25.380 want on a robot let's just let's just be honest let's just be honest i mean if you're like at some

01:18:33.620 point of human suffering do you not do not get like a a free pass i think so that's what i was

01:18:40.420 getting at like i feel like three passes he was he was named multiple times so so i mean do you get

01:18:44.900 like one oh if he was only one time i'd be like so i no i think cole's actually onto something if he

01:18:50.580 only raped one kid i think four for each limb one for well how yeah how much als do you have to have

01:19:00.580 to get a free pass like did luke garrett get a free pass would you lose a limb to a child

01:19:08.980 yo actually that's that could be a great punishment for pedophiles like you do that we just cut one

01:19:13.780 leg off and we let you back on the society and be like we're gonna do it again how badly do you want

01:19:17.940 to do this yeah dude and then you know you just see a bunch of like pill bug looking niggas that are

01:19:22.260 just rolling down the street because they got no arms no legs if you if you see if you see a no arms no

01:19:27.140 leg uh guy walking like going down the street and you're like that is a very prolific pedophile

01:19:33.460 because he convinced a kid to him or he convinced at least get close enough because he's not gonna

01:19:40.020 like with one arm like he's going around and he's like hey kid you wanna come here like like

01:19:45.620 like no kid is ever gonna be like it's the michael jordan to that guy michael jordan pedophilia at that

01:19:50.340 point too like after we've cut their arms off and their legs off do we start to like feel bad for them

01:19:54.900 like be like oh like that guy's a pedophile this is another question i have for you guys do you

01:19:58.660 think that they build statues for people like epstein in hell like is he honored in some fashion

01:20:06.340 in israel probably is that what are you asking i said hell but i can understand the mistake

01:20:15.140 yeah i guess so again i don't think they waste their their time with that kind of in hell they're

01:20:18.580 just busy like butt and you know burning and stuff like that making statue do they make do they make

01:20:24.260 statues in the hood no like they don't really do anything productive it's just usually like

01:20:28.580 tearing down stuff mostly so no i would say they don't do that in hell yeah yeah you know the only

01:20:34.180 the only statues that get put up in the hood are usually by like the white government yeah it's like

01:20:40.020 hey we need to give them something and they immediately tear down yeah this is a serious question are there

01:20:44.820 any statues in all of africa that weren't put up by colonial powers no no no they haven't gotten to that

01:20:51.940 part yet maybe not statues maybe the closest oh yeah because they probably didn't even get to the

01:20:56.500 pyramids hell just looks like one yeah and it was made by george floyd riot aliens so is the allegation

01:21:04.020 here that that africans have not even like they haven't even gotten to the stone age yet no yeah

01:21:11.700 they haven't they haven't figured out stone working they were kings dude me and david were talking about

01:21:17.860 uh on on our show the video did you see the video of like this australian dude and he like they land

01:21:24.180 on an island or like his boat gets stranded on an island and a bunch of a bunch of black dudes come

01:21:28.100 up with the sticks and they're like oh yeah that's the island that you said that that you'd rather land

01:21:32.340 on is that is that the same one yeah you know north sentinel island yeah that's like yeah yeah yeah

01:21:37.540 it's weird because during that video did it go viral that's our mailbag intro actually what was that oh my

01:21:43.540 my tweet your tweet oh yeah it had like six million views or something like that i don't know that was

01:21:48.420 it went a little crazy but here's the here's the uh here's the idea of what we were saying they

01:21:54.100 they approach these white people they're yelling at them with the sticks and then they calm down

01:21:59.140 and then they do it again and then they calm down and they laugh and then they're celebrating and then

01:22:03.940 they go again and it's like black people in the hood do the same they go from like they'll be like

01:22:08.900 ah and they're like no no no we cool everything's cool everything's cool and then all of a sudden

01:22:13.220 they're angry again and then they're happy again and then they're sad and you're like i don't know

01:22:16.340 what the fuck's going on here but if you look at like just the tribes it's no emotional control

01:22:21.220 and it's the it's the tribe compared to just the black the black person born in america there

01:22:25.700 shouldn't be like a learned behavior or shared behavior but there is because it's is it instinctual

01:22:30.660 i'd say yes is the allegation that they're bipolar or what is the what are you going with this

01:22:37.060 what i'm saying is is that it's inherent like that they do that inherently whether they're

01:22:41.700 literally wearing grass skirts and sticks or they have baggy pants and guns it's the same behavior

01:22:47.540 speaking of uh bring up that that uh video we sent it in the in the production chat tyler

01:22:53.700 totes in it of the two guys fighting at the um um what's it called the you can do it sky zone

01:23:01.300 sky zone sky zone now what's concerning to me is that top is like intellectualizing his racism to a

01:23:06.500 level that that is like it it feels as if a manifesto is in the offing it's it's bad because

01:23:12.020 i just i just laid that out for you and nobody had any argument against me you were just like well

01:23:16.820 look we all tuned out but also intellectualizing something intellectualizing something is inherently

01:23:22.180 racist i listened i listened to every word of it and i could not come up with a rejoinder

01:23:28.020 unfortunately rejoinder is that a word i just dropped the truth yes that's it

01:23:31.940 it i love cole so much is that somebody somebody did it because uh shout out spud ruckus so she

01:23:40.820 she randomly joins back she comes back in the chat and she'll say something and obviously she lives in

01:23:45.460 idaho and uh she said something i was like obviously because of the potato the spot yeah but so and so it

01:23:53.860 was like it was either today or yesterday and she was just like hey guys all this stuff and i was like

01:23:58.820 hey hey spud has uh has new year's happened in idaho yet and uh and someone replies like dude you

01:24:05.300 really are just a golden retriever you're just like you're just such a it's the best oh this is so

01:24:11.300 great all right so this is another is that a sky zone this is that those jump places those trampoline

01:24:22.740 places this places are dope but this is totally something would happen there i love this is the best

01:24:29.060 part but calm down they're all good just like top said they're good yeah we chillin we chillin we chillin

01:24:37.620 we chill we good we good and then bam back at it oh this motherfucker he is definitely not cozy

01:24:45.220 oh why did clock hard boy he wasn't even doing nothing somebody's blowing a whistle like that's

01:24:51.540 going to do anything the funniest shit like that goes bam it's like the black dude didn't do nothing

01:24:58.260 he didn't do nothing this guy's raising hell over here keisha's sixth birthday party

01:25:05.460 see that black dude though that black dude like 60 seconds ago was probably laughing showing all of his

01:25:10.980 teeth smiling and then like that went into like homicidal violence the the sad thing is that's

01:25:18.020 actually meemaw's 80th birthday party and they can't even honor her with it's a family reunion because

01:25:22.900 you can see everybody around them and it's all white kids just watching as like and they're above it

01:25:28.980 literally is like a stadium watching down or like at a uh at a zoo

01:25:32.500 you don't want to fall into the black people

01:25:42.660 called the black hole you know it's weird i i continue to watch all these racist videos with

01:25:47.300 you guys week after week it's not changing me still love black people no i do too i do too we all

01:25:53.860 love what i don't know you don't though you don't because you just grab them as monkeys and you talk

01:25:57.620 about how they're all temperamental no crazy and i'm just sitting here going like these are low-class

01:26:02.580 pieces of these are not normal black people that's you guys you guys all look at it and you go

01:26:08.180 these are all black people uh tyler bring up the statistics please

01:26:13.860 can i see fbi crime statistics please i just want to

01:26:19.540 they're down that's our racism case our racism is just

01:26:22.820 like this no i love i love what they do like like what they give us i'm not lying

01:26:28.980 they love black people they give us entertainment and i love that ask david i had there was black

01:26:32.980 people at my uh at my new year's eve party yeah but that's just to help

01:26:39.780 bring bring the dishes to the scullery please get out of here

01:26:44.020 all right what's the next question oh we have more yeah let's go toad

01:26:47.380 um mayo monkey 35 has given us an image saying discuss and it is a news feed article

01:26:57.060 show the image uh we got it right here look at there cd according to the cdc nearly 50 of

01:27:05.860 black women ages 14 to 49 of genital herpes all right that did it now i'm racist you guys you

01:27:11.460 pushed me over the top i would like to see the overall statistics though what's most disturbing is that

01:27:17.220 that that stat starts with 14 year olds what the fuck and wait wait what was the number and in

01:27:23.700 14 year olds and how many 49 49 this can't be real because that's too close to fifth it's close to 13

01:27:31.380 and 50 yeah right almost one in every two african-american women ages do you see how that's one

01:27:35.940 off genital herpes their dog but that's age range that is a weird that is a weird delineation 14 to 49 what

01:27:42.740 are you trying to like maybe my brain up maybe because that's where they uh this how they tested

01:27:47.060 them which is that is a dog whistle 14 to 49 is like yeah it's just one off so it's like you know

01:27:51.940 yeah what's up with the 50 year old black women this is like what's up with the 88 year old wait so

01:27:56.740 the women have more herpes than the dudes do because they say as does two out of every five blacks in that

01:28:01.220 age group so if you combine it that means the dudes have way less apparently see this is this goes back

01:28:06.980 to the idea of pedophilia in the hood 14 years old yeah it's wild these all they do is in the

01:28:12.980 projects it's like its own like closed off like echo echo center or something like that

01:28:24.180 go check go check tonight let us know she just outed her sister on a fucking on an international

01:28:29.220 broadcast statistically speaking that's not that impressive so

01:28:32.180 it's not that impressive join join the list

01:28:37.220 statistically speaking it was just a coin flip did you did you see did you see that uh video of

01:28:42.500 the guy um asking like the immigrants like have they ever raped anybody and they were just like

01:28:48.820 yeah i saw that yeah yeah yeah they were like i don't remember yeah no and they were literally

01:28:53.060 were like you know if she says no i mean like what am i supposed to do and once again once again there was

01:28:58.020 this like jc is actually funny i know hi jc uh once again i see that like there's this new trend on

01:29:06.580 twitter it's driving me crazy it's these intellectual racists and they start to break down they're like

01:29:11.540 they're like up see the the issue they they they quote tweet this video and it goes viral by the way the

01:29:17.540 the the the intellectualized racism goes viral and he says he says you see uh below an 85 iq there is

01:29:25.700 no theory of self and therefore no capacity for sympathy and i was like i was like what the

01:29:31.140 fuck like they're like taking it to a level where it they're trying to make it so that racism is is

01:29:36.180 actually like the inevitable conclusion that you must come to or else you're stupid and that i don't

01:29:42.020 like that okay but what's your argument against it i don't have one it's just true to be fair if

01:29:47.380 we're dealing with a group in an aggregate like a collective group and we're gonna lose talking

01:29:51.540 generalities and look at statistics and then i mean you may not like what you see but it is what it

01:29:56.260 is it was so it was just so funny because it was like it seemed totally legit no race no waste mixing

01:30:05.300 oh man all right let's go i do i do love that like clint's just like i'm trying not to get racist

01:30:11.700 and y'all i don't like i don't want to see it yeah i know some cool black dudes you know what these

01:30:17.300 racist facts don't care about your feelings clint fuck you toad next question stinky sock 420

01:30:25.220 asks would you would you rather die by jerk off machine or crash landing your plane in the hood

01:30:30.420 with your wife this is the easiest answer ever what the no but as as married men we would have to

01:30:36.900 like explore like i don't guess we don't explain because we're just dead but everybody you know

01:30:41.460 would figure out that you died from a jerk off machine though yeah but people would expect that from me

01:30:47.460 yeah that's true wait up clint said this is an easy question so what's your answer because it's

01:30:51.940 not so easy for me i don't think it's that easy oh it's super easy i would greatly prefer to have

01:30:56.980 some machine just tear my dick off oh you think so because you're killing your wife yeah i don't want

01:31:03.380 my wife to die i also i also also also the problem is like crashing the hood yeah you crash in the hood

01:31:09.140 with your wife she's getting raped and guys 10 seconds ago tyler just called the yeah with the banner

01:31:15.220 as he did the yeah and i i bookmarked it it was wild it was almost simultaneous he put it up and

01:31:21.300 he goes yeah it's like it's not it's not remarkable because he says it like if you're actually paying

01:31:26.340 attention he says it almost all the time it's a statistical coin

01:31:33.140 49 percent of the time it works every time so

01:31:37.540 all right what was the next question i would rather die i guess i would start with a jerk-off

01:31:41.780 machine but geez like you know how many times you have to be jerked off to die

01:31:46.900 i don't know if you really could it's just one jerk-off machine that goes ballistic and tears your

01:31:51.380 dick off oh that's just that's just my hand i don't think so i think it feels good i think this

01:31:56.500 because the nazis made good this was like a very good jerk-off machine it was probably influenced by

01:32:01.700 aliens but you have to die from it though that's what i mean though so imagine it being that like

01:32:07.060 silky good how how long does this take to die from uh none you land you land in one of these abandoned

01:32:16.020 houses no one's in them and then the people come after they come yeah and you're still alive for

01:32:22.340 like an hour after the crash but you're you're you know you're immobilized but you just see them

01:32:27.380 ravaging the jerk-off machine takes days and it's instant death in the hood i'm taking the instant

01:32:32.340 death in the hood but otherwise if it's like comparably you know duration wise then i'm gonna

01:32:37.220 go jerk off i literally think you died from dehydration which would take days and that would be a living

01:32:41.940 hell yeah well okay then then how about this you crash in the hood it takes days because they tear

01:32:46.100 you to pieces slowly how long did the did the jews say that it took for their comrades to die can we

01:32:51.940 look that up oh no we can't because it didn't happen crazy so we'll never we'll never know

01:33:01.140 he's denying the holocaust randomly just let it go i'm going i'm going jerk off machine we're playing

01:33:07.060 kilter of course we definitely didn't need an answer from you brother oh but but given how

01:33:12.020 many times you've jerked off that's a great question you got to 33 wasn't it 32 32 32 how many do you

01:33:18.740 think it would take for you to die he's like 33 i mean i was i was shooting i have i was shooting

01:33:27.620 himself and jerking off he just got to that limit around like halfway through us shooting blanks i was

01:33:32.420 starting to get pain you know when like there's like going wait wait wait you jerked off 16 times

01:33:38.180 when it was already painful yeah something like that yeah why'd you do it again just to do it like

01:33:44.820 what's wrong with the demons what were the demons telling you i just couldn't stop

01:33:50.020 just couldn't stop were you looking at porn or just like i'm so i'm so glad he wasn't around a woman at

01:33:56.260 the time because he's never been around well he just literally just said he just said i i couldn't

01:34:01.780 stop it's just like he just you guys remember that jim carrey grinch movie where like the one one of

01:34:07.460 the characters has that like tonsils getting removed story that he always tells like how he got removed

01:34:11.220 twice that's why toad did the jerk off thing just so he has a story to tell every so often yeah that's

01:34:17.780 exactly what happened way back yeah way back in 2009 or whatever i was thinking i'm gonna be on this

01:34:22.820 show called tower gang where i'm gonna i'm gonna be able to tell this story i think 33 i don't think

01:34:28.020 you thought that i thought you thought 30 casual conversation 33 is in a cult number so i feel like

01:34:32.340 toad is getting at something weird here too now my conspiracy brain is going i don't like it toad just

01:34:37.780 found like literally like toad went to failure told the type of nigga to be a freemason are you a

01:34:44.020 freemason toad no he is the type of guy to be no freemason's good fucking pussy bro you found out on

01:34:49.540 the show that i may or may not be a skull oh yeah the skull and bones yeah you do know too much

01:34:55.780 about that i can't say hey how old were you when you jerked off 32 times you freak in nature 24 how

01:35:02.260 many times could you jerk off today be honest question he's like i did jerk off 25 times a day but

01:35:10.420 and i will make it 26 i'd have to actually try i don't know i don't know i need you to try it tomorrow

01:35:15.460 tomorrow how many times no i'm working i'm working take a day off jerk off and this time and this time

01:35:20.740 use lube this time use lube wow imagine imagine him jerking off 32 times with no lube that's what

01:35:26.420 he did i did yeah i've never used lube wow not once you are he has really soft hands that's a good point

01:35:34.340 that's true he does have really i would rip my dick skin off and i bet he's i bet he's like sweating

01:35:39.380 all the time so it's already nice and wet do you even watch porn after the first couple times like

01:35:47.060 because it's just yeah i think i was watching porn that was part of the reason why i was doing it i

01:35:51.300 couldn't stop watching porn at the time what kind of porn was it i think i was watching porn the whole

01:35:54.900 time it was a bunch of a bunch of dudes making out or what the demons in this guy's head it was

01:35:59.860 lesbian really yeah really like 12 year old yeah dude yeah that's almost gayer than watching dudes

01:36:07.060 kids yeah i don't watch porn anymore but i could never come to lesbian porn right it's like it's

01:36:12.740 it's kind of it literally is like intro to porn that's like 101 that's what that is it's like

01:36:18.100 32 times to the most basic porn ever known to man like no insertion porn yeah that's back in the day

01:36:23.620 when you're like i don't want to look at a dick that'd be gay yeah i just like it and emits like a viscous

01:36:30.580 fluid from his entire body toad's like a pussy he's so he's self-lubricating

01:36:40.660 hey hey so how many times he jerked off 32 times to a subaru commercial toad toad toad this weekend

01:36:46.100 this weekend would you would you be willing toad you're gonna kill him he can't you know he can't do

01:36:52.260 that that's like uh you're asking i know he can't do 32 but i just want to know like how much has he

01:36:57.140 fucking you know how close is he today i'm right there with you brother how much of how much have

01:37:01.220 i dropped off what's my decline been like it's probably been steep i don't know like what's your

01:37:06.260 guess seven 16. wow wait a second wait a second did what did you just say about this call i said i'm

01:37:15.300 right there with you brother i don't know what you're stealing my seed in my dreams if i don't i'm making

01:37:20.660 a joke about the the dream i told that he's trying to fight with his wife again yeah i don't know why

01:37:26.260 you brought that back up that was a little he might actually have demons that's what this is

01:37:30.180 why i'm asking and dude we missed a really good opportunity it would have been really funny call

01:37:34.020 uh elizabeth sign out for a second we were just on spaces with like tony merkel me and uh and raven

01:37:40.580 and we were getting like scary stories if you would have came on and told your your story about

01:37:45.780 the succubus the night succubus in jose's space to tony merkel in front of all those people would

01:37:52.100 have been the most classic thing you could ever do that is so funny is demonic that would be that's

01:37:56.900 a that's a tick in uh in bryson's category we're putting the pieces together yeah there's like

01:38:01.540 everything is elizabeth was just going no no no uh all right so this weekend i need you to jerk

01:38:09.620 off as many times as possible next question god yeah this lady what the fuck i don't like that

01:38:15.220 next question i bring in the ladies into the i don't think molly wants to do not rewind you will

01:38:21.860 not like this episode it's been extraordinarily racist all right this is the one that i said we

01:38:25.860 do already know about this we already mentioned on the show but let's do it anyway mayo monkey 35

01:38:30.340 did you know that they wash more than just chicken and he's got an article here which uh tyler is

01:38:37.220 pulling up right now yeah black people also are also used to spending large amounts of time washing

01:38:41.460 collard greens mustard greens black eyed peas beans etc these items definitely require thorough washing

01:38:47.300 because they're grown in soil and in the ground if you skip washing your greens you may end up with

01:38:51.140 bugs and dirt in your pot liquor broth we've all heard the stories and many of us have made the

01:38:55.860 mistake and have experienced this firsthand this is actually habitual from doing like washing stuff

01:39:01.860 like chitlins and this is bullshit you should wash those things you just don't wash it with all these

01:39:06.820 other things besides chicken yeah they just apply that rule to everything like why risk it yeah

01:39:13.540 speaking of if you want to support us you can go to top lobster.com we got this brand new shirt

01:39:19.540 it's fucking that's doing don't wash you got to scrub scrub scrub you're not washing your chicken

01:39:24.900 what is you doing comes in a couple of colors oh my god i love the 13 liters 50 fluid

01:39:31.460 that is that's such a great little that is so sneaky white supremacist it's amazing that is that's

01:39:40.420 a great dog we got this one too this one i'm gonna take this one down though but uh you know don't

01:39:45.140 disturb when i'm in my piss closet that's like top listen guys send me the new merch so i can wear

01:39:51.300 it on the goddamn show will you will you wear that if i sent that to you yeah you will yeah okay i'm

01:39:58.260 sending i'm sending you the worst shirts congratulations do not disturb when i'm in

01:40:02.980 my piss closet it's actually really why are you gonna take that one down because i feel like you

01:40:07.700 know what this is up for a little while and then once the fucking episode name is over then i'm taking

01:40:12.740 it down like i took down that's great that's great because then it's super limited supply super

01:40:17.300 limited edition that's brilliant i might make a t-shirt i'm gonna make a t-shirt well now we're doing

01:40:23.380 i'm gonna make a t-shirt for almost every episode if the episode is a fucking banger like last week

01:40:27.540 we're gonna make a t-shirt for clint's fucking mugs it'll be up for a couple of weeks and then

01:40:31.460 it's gone forever get it wear it i don't give a if you wear it frame it whatever tell your friends

01:40:35.380 that you're racist you know what's the coolest though is when i'm doing events two three four

01:40:38.660 years down the road and people walk up to me wearing it and i'm just like holy

01:40:42.420 fucking shit you are you are og as fuck we need to sell creative mugs bro

01:40:50.580 we need to actually sell just actual mugs with a brown ring inside of them from the factory

01:40:55.460 you know i got i got about i got about a dozen in my kitchen we can we can just auction them off

01:41:00.900 we don't do that we don't do that with actual kratom in them we just want ones that we can mass

01:41:06.580 produce and just have a ring how much yo how much do you think clint clint's blood pillow would go for

01:41:11.620 in an auction just to like curse me in some sort of spell i bet someone at least get a bill out of it

01:41:19.060 a couple thousand ah that's pushing hey georgia you're bringing shirts right me i don't have any

01:41:26.260 plans should i bring shirts it seems like i bring merch to no i used to bring merch to the libertarian

01:41:32.580 conventions now honestly these guys they've been kind of like like gay i mean i know that they just

01:41:36.900 paid us and all that but like i don't know should i yeah should i you know the lp georgia dudes are

01:41:42.340 cool they're ruining their lives just to have us make them laugh i'll buy i'll buy some and they

01:41:47.540 might not pay this listen lady you threatened to kill me at one point just like get out of here

01:41:53.220 that's a fair point that's a fair that is a fair point that is fair i feel like you've besmirched me

01:41:57.140 at some point and and now i just don't want anything to do with it in fairness in fairness it's almost

01:42:01.700 certainly that top started it but regardless 100 i deserve it i don't know what happened

01:42:05.700 i feel like you besmirched me at some point and you're like but you probably called her

01:42:12.660 a train you called me and i was like i don't remember it toad definitely needs a threesome

01:42:17.700 inspector shirt in the same you know how it has the fbi that's another one i took down i'm i'm the

01:42:22.260 threesome guy took that one down it's up for a little while i bet you know i'm not even i'm a

01:42:26.180 threesome no one but like in the same thing as the um i think maybe one one person might avoid it

01:42:30.980 but see like how cool that is you're like the dude that's rocking the the toad i'm a

01:42:35.460 threesome inspector shirt you're the guy that's it by the way uh and it wasn't i heard that i want

01:42:40.980 one though lev fur so i just i'm just gonna bring this up on the last on last legion of skanks live

01:42:46.020 fur was on it and uh he said that he saw people at skank fest wearing lev fur merch and i wanted to

01:42:53.460 ask top that because i was like i don't believe that for a second that is not true but but never mind

01:42:59.460 anyway this one this is another one that might i might just like take down after maybe another week

01:43:04.500 i want this is everyone remembers this i mean the hat is fire where's the hat i want the hat yeah

01:43:09.940 for sure yeah a couple people have bought the hoodie and the hat but i might just take it down because

01:43:13.940 it's like this is if you don't know the tower gang lore of you know the vanilla wafers then it's like

01:43:19.940 too late this is i don't even know this is 20 episodes ago right yeah cole do you think that you'll

01:43:24.900 go back to a banana pudding festival no not that but any foot he'll go i'm gonna diversify i'm gonna

01:43:32.980 go see the other ones on the east coast fool me once but i'll go a different one the best one in

01:43:38.180 the u.s sucked but i'm gonna go to one of these i will go to other festivals though i will go to other

01:43:45.060 food festivals on one specific type very niche type of food here's a if it's around me here's an evergreen

01:43:52.340 one that i'd leave up dingers the dingers and this one's dope too we got this is like a nike jacket

01:43:57.060 can we can it's 130 yeah yeah dude that's nike oh okay yeah it's nike that's sick i want that

01:44:03.700 that's sick yeah dude plugs a merch listen people people most people don't know like the people that

01:44:09.460 do know i get like a lot of repeat customers because they like it but some people don't know

01:44:13.060 so now they i guess now they know you're right i i need to do this on my show i have never pulled it

01:44:17.060 up on my show i don't know why the i haven't i guess just show people it's like oh

01:44:20.180 also the is the is the things we're getting special uh because you are bringing merch to georgia i'm

01:44:26.420 working on it let's not talk about that yeah i'm working on it don't talk about that i think it's

01:44:30.340 possible boy band is that something that could be for everybody or is that just for us is that

01:44:35.620 you're just gonna be just hey we should we should come up with a uh core or like a coordinated dance

01:44:40.020 what kind of faggot are you dude dude i'm the best kind of faggot fuck you he's literally trying

01:44:47.140 to be in sync over here yeah that'd be sick as fuck yeah i think i think we're gonna do that and

01:44:52.500 i think we could we could make that available so we're doing like baseball jerseys that would

01:44:57.300 that's going to be cool and if you have whatever if people want it then i could do it i can make

01:45:00.820 it available but dude i think it's just we need to do a fucking chord choreographed dance

01:45:05.380 this is something that i would not expect from we're gonna get there a day early be ready

01:45:14.500 this is just another thing that you don't understand about me coordinated is a

01:45:17.860 bitch that includes dancing i will dance circles around you fucking homos it's crazy that you're

01:45:22.260 gonna brag about that i just you'll spike the football yeah the volleyball i'll beat the

01:45:27.060 out of you at ping pong and then i'll go twirl your bitch

01:45:29.620 this clint probably thinks this this is super cool you know what's funny in hindsight this is

01:45:36.660 one of the stupidest worst dances i've ever seen in my life it's bad it's really not good the song

01:45:42.900 is a banger though you were probably you probably thought this was the coolest

01:45:46.740 when it happened though clint oh yeah but i pretended like it was gay though you pretended

01:45:52.980 like that's gay but then you you say that bryson gray's music is good i don't understand your

01:45:58.660 look i'm being honest all the time uh nsync their dance moves when i was when i was a kid

01:46:03.620 probably thought it was good now looking back gay i was gonna i was gonna ask who which one of us of

01:46:09.460 nsync are we i think because i don't remember like i'm fat well timberlake i'm obviously justin timberlake

01:46:16.260 because i'm the only one with staying power oh yeah that's that's i was gonna say me because of the

01:46:21.140 hair but yeah i was gonna say the hair too i was like that's dude by the way top that picture you took

01:46:25.620 with your all throwed out like picked out you got to do that all the time like like creamer

01:46:30.660 awesome yeah all right we'll do it now yeah bro i i had no idea your hair could do that that's

01:46:36.420 sick yeah it's weird going back and seeing the ball if i comb it forward it's just like uh this is

01:46:42.660 wild i don't know why i'm doing this if i don't appreciate it it looks curly if i if i push it back it

01:46:47.300 looks like nuts look at this that's the gay one yo look at that dude yo who was the gay one in

01:46:54.180 nsync i'll take it if i let you know if it's the tone lance bass oh wait dude i can't even tell you

01:46:59.780 how jealous i am of that all of them it looks like you got electrocuted it's sick no it's fast and die

01:47:04.100 i'm one of the guys from backstreet boys died i think clint has a long hair fetish i don't even know

01:47:10.260 i think you should do your hair different for each show do normal for this one but i think for your

01:47:13.700 conspiracy show that's the vibe the the big crazy hair oh that's true yeah look like like the like

01:47:18.580 the aliens guy the yeah yeah yeah if y'all if y'all in the chat if y'all in the chat don't want to see

01:47:25.220 us do a coordinated dance or no if you do want to see us do a coordinated dance lp georgia hit one two

01:47:29.860 three in the chat also if you don't put one two three no there there is no way i'm doing one because

01:47:38.420 no i'm not saying i wouldn't do it just out of a thing i literally physically could not do a

01:47:42.660 coordinated dance i just wait what do you mean you don't know how to take directions i don't know

01:47:47.060 how to dance i mean aside from like the knee things that was pretty simple it was like turn

01:47:52.020 like if i can do a little turn like let's be honest jose jose looks like he could have been

01:47:57.060 like the sixth dude from backstreet boys if we did last minute if we did learn that entire

01:48:01.860 choreographed dance maybe just like a minute of the intro of bye bye bye and did that before we sat

01:48:06.660 down and did the podcast that would be the most random hilarious thing ever but we don't even address it

01:48:11.460 either there's aspects there's aspects that like you know how like what what makes us special in my

01:48:26.740 opinion is that there's like a schizo thing to what we do like it's just it's just like it's pure ad

01:48:32.420 lib nonsense right but also like tops twitter is crazy sometimes i think that we should be including

01:48:38.580 that in our shows where we just like we just do like a dance routine there's no music and then we

01:48:42.420 just sit down and if anybody even asks us about it we ignore it like we don't know what the

01:48:46.180 you're talking about imagine what a mind that'd be for people relaying this information

01:48:49.860 to other people i'm like yeah they just did a choreographed dance and then went right into

01:48:52.580 the podcast i'm like what like what kind of what kind of podcasting did they do it was just racist

01:48:57.380 it was it was crazy it was super racist but they opened it up with this in sync routine i have

01:49:02.980 no idea what i just went it was some weird interpretive dance like like praising black

01:49:07.380 culture and then they immediately did a racist podcast right after it was insane do it in full

01:49:13.060 like uh african garb the guy from the some guy from the rumble says says rumble chat says new arians

01:49:18.980 on the block what's the what's the always sunny high school reunion dance oh that's gotta be i don't know

01:49:24.820 we got a producer can we pull that up i don't remember yeah i don't i don't know man's backside

01:49:32.660 every time i hear this yeah that's not what we asked for tyler howard stern that guy sucks

01:49:42.020 tyler this is not always sunny and then we can we can end it because we're going pretty long we can do

01:49:48.580 the boys the boys hole from always sunny the boys hole is awesome yeah is there is does it have a

01:49:54.660 a choreo i don't remember all right all right here it is here it is he got he's got it he's got it

01:50:02.100 wait do we have we don't have any more uh mailbag huh

01:50:17.860 tell me we can't do this now back in the 50s and the 60s and the 70s people used to dance all the

01:50:22.980 time that's the way we solve our problems that's how we solve the problem toad comes up

01:50:27.300 words to worry they'll be in the back room you know grunge came in we dressed in in plaid and

01:50:35.140 oversized jeans cool you gotta memorize this kids wore trench coats and shot each other in school

01:50:39.220 did you think i was gonna be charlie day as well yep look at the facial hair that's clearly you

01:50:44.420 dancing again organized choreographed dance you're doing organized choreographed

01:50:49.140 dance to solve their problems i know who toad is yeah we all know wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up

01:50:56.740 who's d though who's d yeah i'm dennis we all know who's d it has to be jose has to be a little

01:51:03.860 look at the video okay lights she's in a neck brace

01:51:13.620 the fucking way dude if we did this at lp georgia it would be fucking fire

01:51:21.940 but with no production just push a boombox yeah

01:51:27.380 It would be pretty dope to twirl me around.

01:51:45.140 I feel like no one would even get the jug, which is the best part.

01:51:51.880 You convinced me?

01:51:52.880 I'll do this.

01:51:53.880 Yes, thank you.

01:51:55.880 Just because it is for the funny.

01:52:04.680 By the way, this song is a fucking banger.

01:52:08.880 I can see Cole doing that.

01:52:13.880 And you don't belong to me, yeah yeah!

01:52:18.880 Yo, plus the song's called Freedom at the LP Georgia!

01:52:22.380 Same song, yeah.

01:52:25.380 Yeah!

01:52:26.380 Oh, and that's Toad.

01:52:29.380 Unfortunately, that's me.

01:52:31.180 I think that's more of a Toad move, honestly.

01:52:38.180 That's what he's saying.

01:52:40.180 It could be Cole.

01:52:41.180 Because Cole's fat, man.

01:52:42.180 He's got fat now.

01:52:43.180 And he's like, he's like...

01:52:45.180 That's exactly what Toad would do!

01:52:50.180 Toad would do!

01:52:51.180 Toad would throw up!

01:52:53.980 Holy shit, I just realized that we are, it's always Sunnycast.

01:53:08.980 Hey, everyone!

01:53:09.980 After party, back at my house, alright?

01:53:11.980 Everyone's invited!

01:53:12.980 Except them!

01:53:13.980 Dude, hey Toad, you see how he pulled that video down as soon as it was over?

01:53:18.980 That was fucking masterful!

01:53:19.980 That's hurtful!

01:53:20.980 If we...

01:53:21.980 If we...

01:53:22.980 I'm trying to show him what I mean when I say you're doing shitty.

01:53:24.980 Look at what Tyler does.

01:53:25.980 It's fucking masterful.

01:53:26.980 Alright, but he's not doing it anymore.

01:53:27.980 So just took it away from him.

01:53:28.980 How can we do this?

01:53:29.980 How can we actually...

01:53:30.980 See, this is the problem.

01:53:31.980 We're not gonna be able to prepare.

01:53:32.980 That might be better.

01:53:33.980 How can we prepare?

01:53:34.980 I think it's almost better.

01:53:35.980 How can we prepare?

01:53:36.980 Yo, yo, yo, we just roll in there, we have no prep, and then we just try and pretend that

01:53:54.980 we're doing a coordinated dance.

01:53:55.980 Oh my god, people are gonna come to the convention early and see us kind of like doing this.

01:53:59.980 Just kind of practicing.

01:54:01.980 Because that's the whole point was that they actually were just really terrible, and it

01:54:05.980 was just in their head.

01:54:06.980 So no matter what, we pull it off.

01:54:08.980 If we nail it, we nail it.

01:54:09.980 If we don't, we still pull it off.

01:54:11.980 We are absolutely opening our show with fucking Freedom by George Michael.

01:54:16.980 Absolutely.

01:54:17.980 The song rules, yeah.

01:54:19.980 You make it sound like we can actually do that.

01:54:21.980 Like they have that capacity to actually...

01:54:23.980 I'll play it on my phone.

01:54:24.980 We'll sync it up on all of our phones.

01:54:26.980 It's like the less production value, the funnier it is, honestly.

01:54:29.980 I'll just play it in my pocket.

01:54:32.980 Go to CVS and get like an old boombox or some shit beforehand.

01:54:35.980 I think it's feasible to say that we could do the very, like the beginning.

01:54:39.980 While Freedom plays, at least the speech where you're just screaming at the crowd like,

01:54:44.980 It's fucking depressing in here.

01:54:46.980 Like right after that debate.

01:54:49.980 It would be funny for Toe to do it.

01:54:51.980 Yo, we walk in there, we talk about, people used to dance!

01:54:54.980 The 50s, the 60s, the 70s.

01:54:56.980 The grunge came along.

01:54:58.980 Yeah, we gotta hit it hard.

01:55:00.980 Hard.

01:55:01.980 I'm so fucking excited about this, I can't even put it into words.

01:55:04.980 LPGeorgia.org or .com, I'm not sure which.

01:55:07.980 Pick up your tickets now.

01:55:08.980 This is gonna be fucking fun.

01:55:10.980 This is gonna be historic.

01:55:11.980 It actually might be a better move for Toe to do the whole speech part.

01:55:16.980 He can come right off the stage with his fucking wheelbarrow full of papers.

01:55:20.980 While the song's playing, scroll through it and just read it right from the papers.

01:55:24.980 Yeah, perfect.

01:55:25.980 And that's it.

01:55:26.980 Which makes it even better because he just got done reciting Mein Kampf during a LP presidential debate.

01:55:31.980 He's gonna do a dance routine right after.

01:55:34.980 Do you know what kind of fucking magic we're talking about right now?

01:55:37.980 This is fucking absolute magic.

01:55:39.980 We're gonna quit Toe in position.

01:55:40.980 Toe does not have the energy for it.

01:55:42.980 He's not gonna be able to do the moving around.

01:55:44.980 I don't think he has the energy for it.

01:55:46.980 That's Cole energy.

01:55:47.980 But Cole already said he has no capacity to dance, so that's a problem.

01:55:50.980 Once again, I'm not good at it.

01:55:53.980 With that whole clip, the whole point is there's an amazing part and the bad part.

01:55:56.980 So whether we pull it off or not, we pull it off.

01:55:58.980 It doesn't matter.

01:55:59.980 In their head, they were doing amazing.

01:56:01.980 They were actually doing really terrible.

01:56:02.980 But I'm gonna be honest with you guys, though.

01:56:03.980 I'd like us to crush the dance, though.

01:56:05.980 I don't think I can do a dance.

01:56:07.980 Really?

01:56:08.980 I'm the only one that has confidence that we can do this?

01:56:10.980 I would probably fail.

01:56:11.980 We have like three weeks, dude.

01:56:13.980 We have three weeks and we could...

01:56:16.980 What we'll have to do is...

01:56:17.980 I mean, do we even get time at the Airbnb before?

01:56:20.980 I guess we would get to the Airbnb before and we would have like an hour.

01:56:22.980 And just crash course?

01:56:23.980 All we need is an hour.

01:56:25.980 That's it.

01:56:26.980 We'll nail it.

01:56:27.980 We'll lock it in.

01:56:28.980 It's like a two-minute song.

01:56:31.980 That is a long dance dance.

01:56:33.980 We need to make content out of this with Clint fucking getting us ready in short shorts

01:56:38.980 and a wife beat up.

01:56:39.980 Come on, guys.

01:56:40.980 You here.

01:56:41.980 You here.

01:56:42.980 Now we're doing the turn.

01:56:43.980 The quarter turn.

01:56:44.980 The full turn.

01:56:46.980 Just get us a bunch of Josie's leg warmers from the 70s.

01:56:50.980 And then we'll all throw those on.

01:56:55.980 Just constantly insulting her.

01:56:57.980 All right.

01:56:58.980 We've got some work to do, guys.

01:57:00.980 Yeah, I think this is a good place to leave it until next week.

01:57:05.980 God bless.

01:57:06.980 Now's that time of the day that we say thank you for coming to fucking Tower Gang.

01:57:11.980 We'll see you next week.

01:57:12.980 And our producer, don't fuck this up.

01:57:15.980 He's taking us out with Talking Tower.

01:57:17.980 So we'll see you later, guys.

01:57:18.980 I don't know what these guys, why they hate me so much, but don't forget.

01:57:29.980 LP Georgia, by the way, it's lpgeorgia.com or .org.

01:57:34.980 Just as a legal thing, I think we should clear a few things up.

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01:58:24.980 Okay, let's get to some plugs here.

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01:58:45.980 He's doing Nephilim shit.

01:58:46.980 It's Top Lobster.

01:58:47.980 He's the host of No Way Jose.

01:58:49.980 Jose himself is Clint Russell's Liberty Lockdown,

01:58:53.980 and he also does the best political show.

01:58:55.980 Go check that out.

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01:58:59.980 By the way, for your merch, go there and use the promo code three-fifths.

01:59:04.980 That's where you get the best deals.

01:59:05.980 And Clint, he's better off dead.

01:59:08.980 He's doing his blood pillows over there.

01:59:10.980 Thanks, everybody.

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Tower Gang - January 04, 2024

Ep 158 - Drunk Driving the Culture

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