Tower Gang - September 05, 2024Ep 192 - Are You Aware？ w⧸ The Raven
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Summary
Joe Rogan, Top Lobster, Cole, and the rest of the Liberty Lockdown crew are back with a new episode of the podcast. This week, the crew talks about the new season of and what it s going to be like in the future of the show.
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And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.
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Why are we talking about **** on this show?
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We got Top Lobster, Nephilim Death Squad, slash Top Lobster.com.
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He beats his wife to death periodically, we hope.
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And most importantly, the star of the **** show, Jose Gala-san, will not be here tonight.
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And Raven coming in later, if he's upselling coat at Miami nightclub.
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Now Raven's falling asleep during the show.
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No, you invite him on days where he's going to be the most aggressive, and I think he really likes that.
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He's coming right out of some kind of fight thing, and he's going to be super aggressive.
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I mean, he's literally fighting his demons, but instead of demons, it's just other men.
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His decision-making process is jarring, and I don't quite get it.
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I was like, well, why did you join MMA now at this weird point in your life?
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I was like, I can't be coming home concussed, and I can't go to work injured.
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He does have a ton of internal demons, and this is like his form of judo, where he's projecting
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those demons onto his MMA opponents and just swinging them around by the neck until they die.
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Just like you had to throw a Jew dig in early, huh?
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Man, I've been more annoyed with Toad recently.
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The funny thing, I love Toad to death, but he'll just come in, and he'll be like, I'm
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You know what I've noticed is that Cole has taken on my demeanor with Toad for the past
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Because I'm too busy to be in the group chat just being like, Toad, no one gives a fuck.
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So now Cole does it for me, which is awesome.
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It was like this weird thing that was going on with Toad, and I'm like, how long am I
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It was, he just said like, guys, I was just on Swamp Creatures with blah, blah, blah, and
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And I was like, Toad, I'm going to say this as nice as possible.
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He actually said that he was like, it was good, but it was too libertarian.
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I feel like it's, it's come to a point where you've got to be a little bit exhausted with
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Clint's, uh, Clint's going to the, uh, grifting on the boomer crowd now.
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It's like, uh, it's, it's actually, uh, I'm not going to lie.
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I fucking, I take all of this as major compliments that everyone's stealing my fucking, my swag.
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I mean, it was your idea, but like clearly Dawson is doing me in that photo.
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You know, it's funny because he constantly says that like people are ripping off his research.
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Dude, I found a, um, I found a video of his wife this week.
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I don't know what they're doing in China, Japan, Korea, uh, wherever that is.
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It's got, it's got, it's got, you think that's Japan?
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She looks straight out of one of those Japanese horror movies.
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But yeah, if, if you have a thing for wood, right?
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Uh, it's the craziest, like, what I, what I like about it is like, if you, if you had
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like a VR goggles and you were going to create a character, but you couldn't afford to pay
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for like maxed out, uh, categories like across the board and you just dumped it all into the
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No, because it's, it's wild because like, she still has like pretty wide hips, huge tits.
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Like, and then like, I mean, she's got huge tits, but she probably weighs 75 pounds.
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And like the ugliest fucked up face I've ever seen.
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It looks like a, it looks like a cartoon ran over her face and just like dragged all
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I honestly feel like God was like, I'm going to give you everything you want except a head.
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She looks like that chick from the ring except with nice tits.
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She's got better hip game than, than Cole's wife.
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Actually, does she have, let's, let's find out from the chat.
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Her tongue, her tongue does some like little gyration as she gyrates.
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So you can actually see her tongue behind those fucking, those little twofers.
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Look, you can see her tongue doing the little gyration behind, I mean, she is, she is something
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Those things were made for corn on the cob.
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No, they're, they're made for opening a can.
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It's crazy because if you just put like a normal bitch's head on her, like she would
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It's like, it's like, Hey, like you're going to be, she doesn't Clint PFBN.
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If I, if I were to tell you is like, Hey, you can have, like there's a girl and she's a
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And like, and I, and then I showed you this and I was like, basically like in the
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It's just like, she's a one in the head and a 10 everywhere else.
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And cause like, I've had a lot of friends that are artists.
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I've had some friends that are such good artists that they'll draw a body immaculate for you.
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But when it comes to facial features, they can't quite grasp what it looks like.
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Somebody like an, he drew an anime character with like nice tits, body.
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And they're like, all right, just finish the face.
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And he did it, but he's like horrible at it.
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Like the last thing that he was doing was her face.
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So like, I know like, isn't like the Japanese birth rate like super low?
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Is it because like all the women look like this?
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Just like, but no, but to me, that would mean the birth rate would go up, right?
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But in Japan, they're all super fucking horny though.
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They have like used panties and vending machines and shit.
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Why do you think the Indian dudes are such fucking rapist perverts?
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So all the dudes are just like, just seeing them all everywhere and they can just fuck.
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It makes way more sense if you don't have enough women around that you'd become some
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If there's too many women around, you'd be like, I could just find a girl.
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You're going to knock this bitch up and then continue raping her when she's pregnant?
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Josie's an expert in the constitution, not anything else.
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But like for instance, in China, there's too many men, there's not enough women.
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Like these people are worshipping hundreds of lowercase g gods and the country is just
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If you ever look at the Hindu religion, there's like hundreds of them and they're all fucking
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But the American Indians though are extraordinarily impressive people.
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So what the fuck's up with the domestic population of India?
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Isn't also the poorest parts of this country the Native American?
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Also, I will say, here's my answer for you, Clint.
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If you're shitting in the street, just out, just shitting, just like pull your pants down,
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I don't think you have, like at that point, you're so close to raping anyway.
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Like there's no, like the degeneracy is already there.
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The same thing would happen in China though.
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But China's population is almost the same.
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That's because, no, because China, they'll just kill you.
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They'll just, like, the government will just be like, we're just going to kill you.
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Like, we're just, like, we don't fuck around.
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You step outside your house and immediately you're inside.
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I feel like you guys are not acknowledging the point that I made that, like, domestically,
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Indian Americans, extremely, like, reputable, high-achieving people.
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In India though, like, do you think if Vivek Ramaswamy was born in India, he'd be like some
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We got, we got, like, I'm comfortable with saying that.
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If it comes out that Vivek Ramaswamy was a street shitting rapist, would you be surprised?
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I sent this to, you're going to want to, no, that's great.
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But, uh, like, I think whenever Donald Trump said they aren't sending the best, I think
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And the best is 7-Eleven owners is the peak tippity top.
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And so under that, not the tech bro CEO, I mean, I guess that's the tippity tip, like
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But whenever you were like, my, when you were like, we only let them in like the 7-Eleven
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If you can't, if you can't own a 7-Eleven, you gots to go.
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That's, that's top 10th of, that's the top 100th of 1% in India is the 7-Eleven owners.
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That's the, so now we go, everything is worse than that.
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They don't just have a million 7-Elevens in India.
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Dude, if we, if we started to deport like one group of people, I would be okay with.
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I would deport this guy, this one, the fucking people that dye their hair and wear, and wear
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I shouldn't tell him that because he's going to get really loud.
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See, that's kind of how I fucking operate.
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I just don't like, what's the fucking problem, dude?
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I show up here, I, I save your show because you're down one guy.
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Does your, does your wife know you wear her robe?
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I like Raven a lot, but like, I don't understand how Top interacts with this dude like five,
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Like, I see him like once every couple weeks and I'm like, I love this guy.
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If I had to see you every day, I'd be like, I'm going to kill this dude.
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It's that I've sent you multiple things on Twitter.
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I love, I love, I love that he, that he responded.
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Why is my face, why is my face on that ladies' clip?
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And I'm like, this is like, one was for, uh, was for fighting.
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It was like, it's like how I treat, like, people that message me and I'm like, if I don't even know them.
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I love, I love the Chris D'Elia energy with which he dismissed your DMs.
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He's like, he's like, I don't fucking even pay attention to them.
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And then another, you're a time-wasting fucking basic bitch, you.
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He's too busy DMing 14-year-old girls and forming a harem of them.
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Don't you besmirch the good name of Chris D'Elia.
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And telling them that his password is, uh, I like sex 69 or whatever.
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Do you think, uh, people seem to just flat out, like, it's out.
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There was a time where there was plausible deniability.
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Did Chris D'Elia, did he have sexual relations with a.
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But what I'm wondering is, did he, did he have a high room of.
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When you have a cult that's in the, that's in the dozens.
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You're going to have one underage chick that slips in there.
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You're not, you're not playing along with the bit here.
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It's like, you're not going to fuck, you're going to card each and every one of them.
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It's like, I think it was Magic Johnson was just like, hey, I had all these women coming
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It's like when a dude slips in, it's just like, whoops.
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You're fucking, you're fucking 15 to 100 women a night.
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Like, just, just by the odds, there's going to be one that gets there.
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You were going to get into some Indian content?
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Did you guys watch the one where the shit biscuits?
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But why, why is it that like, so India can send us like the cream of their crop and they
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produce some of the cream of the crop of America, African Americans, like Africa, then
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Like, I think we've, I think when, when I think Donald Trump was wrong when he said
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I think we do get the best of all these shithole countries.
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So like the Venezuelans that are taking over the apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado.
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That's the, and what I'm saying is that's their best.
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And that like, that's how like much better white people are.
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Is that like, like we even got the, we got the best, we got the best from Europe.
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Now look at Europe and like, and like, and they went down because we got all the best
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Even Puerto Rico is just like, I was just there and this is like a part of the United States,
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but even their best, I was looking at it and I was like, I'd never go here.
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Yeah, but I wouldn't go to the fucking doctor there.
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But if you had to have surgery in Puerto Rico, and this is a fairly like civilized country,
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Any country that the best athletes you produce are in boxing, it's a shithole filled with fucking
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Also Asia, apparently China's like crazy at boxing.
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They won like a bunch of the medical medals.
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No, only, that's weight classes no one gives a fuck about.
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Because this is, I don't know if you guys saw this.
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Because I'm, look, this is the energy that I'm coming to you with right now is I got to show my
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You know how you slide into my DMs to try to show me things?
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It's the same energy, same energy, all right?
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This is in our topic sheet, though, anyway.
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What's going on here is David came in with the energy that I told you about last time.
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You're coming in with MMA energy because you're like.
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You know I fucking head kicked somebody today?
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It's just a guy who, this is our fourth fight, and he wants to know if it really is me winning
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every time, and it really is me winning every time.
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I just came out of fighting dudes, and now I'm hanging out with.
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You know, normally, after you fight, your energy should be lower because you've already
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got all that animalistic shit out of your system.
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Before you got on, he was like, I don't know why we invited Raven.
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Like, we invited Raven on the day of the week that he's most amped up because he's coming
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We're going to need you to train on different days when you're on the show, man.
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I like how they just fucking slapped your shit down.
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Why do Africans and Indians both play with shit?
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Today is one of those days that we refresh the floors of our hearts.
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Yo, the year of our Lord 2024, they still have shit floors.
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Thousands of years, though, they still haven't evolved.
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...is that Kaldan has the ability to repel dangerous insects and animals.
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It has the ability to repel dangerous insects and animals.
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So, like, there's a utilitarian aspect to it.
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You're worried about the insects, not necessarily all the...
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Hey, it's not constantly showing Pajit scat videos, all right?
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For example, scorpions, which are rare here, but even snakes.
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So, it's basically like, hey, I just want you to know, I smeared shit on my walls and Bigfoot never comes.
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It's like, well, does Bigfoot come around?
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It looks like she lives in a clay pot with a hole in it.
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Yeah, she's like, I don't know if it's the clay hut or the shit that keeps out the scorpions, but I'm not going to stop doing what this is in Chicago.
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It's not as if they're unfamiliar with the concept of a window.
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Like, you know windows exist, and you're still doing shit floor.
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She literally thinks Windows is just an operating system.
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They skipped the technology of Windows and went directly too far.
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We gave Africa too much at one time, and they skipped too many generations of technology.
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So now they just have phones, but no concept of, like, I don't know, hinges.
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What I want to know is, wouldn't, like, three house cats do the same thing as a shit-covered floor?
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I'm sorry, but, like, are you going to give up free meat whenever...
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Like, because you're going to get rid of some snakes or something like that?
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She's not functioning off of a fucking 2011 smartphone with a 1.3 megapixel camera.
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While I smear the floor with Kodang, I'm reminded of our cow Sarai and our cow Yakubo.
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So, that's one of the reasons, among many, that we use Kodang.
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One, she just said Kodang is also antimicrobial.
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If you cover your penis in cow shit, you do not contract AIDS.
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You must put the cow shit on the penis, and then you rape the baby, and then you are
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It has the ability to prevent disease-causing microorganisms from thriving.
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Yo, the way she looked at the Kodang, she were four arms.
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Anyways, and the most important part about smearing the house with Kodang is...
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Let's go around the panel and guess what the most important part is.
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The wonderful bouquet of scents that you get to fucking live in.
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And the best part is that you always smell like your big, fun, fun friend, Jacobo.
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Jacobo is inside as well as outside all of the time.
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I guarantee you the most important part was probably going to be something like about climate change.
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She knew exactly what she was fucking saying.
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Play the one that I put up here because I think this is a great contrast.
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Oh, she has the technology for sunglasses, but not windows.
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But, dude, think about what she's even saying, though.
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Like, would you rather have a scorpion on your floor or would you rather have a pile of...
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Dude, this bitch is raking money off of white people's ignorance.
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She has five times as many subs as you, and she's rubbing shit on the floor.
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And lying about the medicinal properties of it.
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Like, I would get suspended from YouTube for making the claims that she just did.
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We're going to speed run through this because it's long.
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They do look like they're having more fun than she was...
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If you had to eat a shitburger, are you going to have it, like, medium, or are you going
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If you're going to eat shit, this is the only way to cook it.
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I want my shit rare, straight from the tap.
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There was a cut in between them picking up the shit and here.
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That's just nasty, like, ground beef or some shit.
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I watched a video of an Indian man casually walk up to a cow, palm its piss as it fell out
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of the cow's ass, and then splash it on the back of his neck.
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And you're telling me that there's a fucking cut somewhere in this video?
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So, I want to see them go to the African lady's house and then just start licking the floors.
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I bet you if we found these guys, they're on YouTube.
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It repels snakes and scorpions, but it attracts pajits.
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Just finding YouTube channels that have more followers than me that do, like, terrible,
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I thought this was exactly where we're at.
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Let's pull it together because I still, I want to, you just got me thinking about that
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guy that we saw last week that fucked the pasta.
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I'm thinking if he fucked different animal shits, but I want to watch his one with the
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But what I want to ask you guys is, based off of that, India or Africa?
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There's a violent aspect to Africa, right?
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There's also a really violent problem in India.
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If you're not a woman, you're safe as fuck in India.
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There's not a single Indian dude that can fuck with you.
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And I saw a video today of Indian women also throw themselves at white dudes.
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And also, there might actually be a handful of attractive women in India, whereas there's zero in Africa.
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I gotta go to India, because then I'll finally be able to fuck.
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Yeah, India, you'll be able to get some in India.
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Can you imagine the Indian broad that ends up with toast?
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I didn't miss it, but I want to circle back to the joke that was made about you repel insects and snakes, but you attract pajeets.
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And I just want to know, do y'all think that's a good trade-off, or do y'all think you would rather have scorpions?
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Well, because it's legal for me to kill one of those, but not the other.
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I'd rather have a scorpion on the floor than a bunch of shit, too.
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Some Indian dude is going to slither through your clay pot window, and then just start slurping your shit, and then try to steal your identity.
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Do you think when Indian dudes walk into the bathroom, they get a boner?
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Because I've asked this about homos before.
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We know that Twitter is being inundated with Indian shit, and I've seen a lot of Indian dudes making out with posters of women.
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Dude, in India, you've got to think about it, though, because everything is all backwards in India.
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The kitchen is the bathroom, and the bathroom is the kitchen.
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Let's go to our resident built-backwards expert to explain the backwards nature of the Indians.
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So, Clint, by the way, so last week, I brought up this guy, and I said, it's like the guy
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So this guy, he puts random foods inside of fleshlights and fucks it, and then ranks them
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Clint, you would be crushing if you were fucking-
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Clint, you should be doing some OnlyFans shit with your big dick.
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You're leaving subscribers on the table, man.
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Clint, here's your OnlyFans content, and I swear to God, this is what you do.
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You come out of your hotel, out of your fucking apartment, and you just, like, selfie yourself
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walking to your car, but make sure you get your dick in there and show that there's
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And then the next piece of content is you in your car with no shirt on.
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Look, look, there's a reality that I, like, I'm aware that I could, not necessarily that,
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but I could do other things to grow more quickly.
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You could be reading Scott Horton books and jerking off.
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I do not put that aspect of me on the internet to try and grow.
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Like, you're okay with disrespecting us to our face, but, like, online, let's have some
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Yeah, I'll have my dick bobbing around your fucking face.
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Your mic switched over to, uh, to a can on a string.
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Can we watch this dude fuck these things, please?
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I'll answer it by fucking five of North America's most popular canned beans.
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I think I definitely went too far on this one, guys.
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Actually, he does, because this is the worst thing I've ever done.
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Yeah, yeah, he puts, like, a thing up, but if you can see, there's a camera right there.
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He has OnlyFans content, where he actually shows you the behind the...
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Just so you're aware, I saw a post on Twitter the other day, a YouTube thumbnail of a dude
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bent over, blanket over his back, and the name of it was Dildo or Penis.
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And it was, like, he was supposed to decide which one it was, so yeah, you can get away
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There was also the guy that was, like, he would do the, like, YouTube tutorials on how
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to, like, shave your asshole or nare your asshole, and it was full asshole.
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Go back to the five screen with Toad in the middle, real quick.
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And that's how we became the Hate Speech Bunch.
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Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
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It's just the worst thing I could possibly ever do.
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But I assembled the beans into five Fleshlight containers.
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That's right, Fleshlight, the sex toy company.
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If you didn't know, the Fleshlight is the thing you actually masturbate into.
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But they sell their shells online for, like, 20 minutes.
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that's not what i imagined that would look like fast forward past the the fleshlight why are we
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watching an ad god damn it i want to see a nigga fucking beans i'm not here for the ads i'm here
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for the bean fucking a fleshlight ad though i'm kind of interested yeah i didn't know rogan did
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like a thousand of them it's it'd be so easy to sell a fleshlight you know it's like hey that was
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the original joe rogan sponsor no bullshit for 300 episodes yeah yeah dude it's so funny it's like
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you don't have to like have ads for a fleshlight it's like hey you like your hand and jerking off
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with that how about something that's closer to a pussy it's like there you go like it's like
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these almost sells itself although i think it's also just funnier when it has a uh
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a canned bean label on it all right pinto beans pinto's the winner oh man i can't open them
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just put lube on my hands all right don't you hate it when that happens i'm gonna go in
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we're going in jesus okay here we go that's the bean or see dude he's gonna call me the bean
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he's gonna call the black beans part because the curvature of my penis doesn't it doesn't
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accommodate well for things that don't move oh i have a straight dick i could totally take this
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guy's whole business yes i think it's straight up from the can into the uncooked uncooked beans would
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all feel basically the same well no no chickpeas are gonna win no chickpeas are a little bit
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different black beans are definitely different it's like you're just you're just racist they
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what about a lima bean a lima bean's a big bad boy which i guess it would make more lima beans
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lima beans are more smooth i think that could feel better but these other beans they're all the same
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can we please watch this nigga fuck i like i want him to fuck some beans let's go
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shit six months from now thank god they're not dry beans that's it's i'm fucking beans so they are
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i don't expect them to be great but yeah it just feels like a bunch of like interesting textures all
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at once uh pintos are really they're a lot stronger than i thought wait does he have to fuck
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uh does he have to fuck them to completion by the way did we try no no i think that's really
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it's not a unit of kidney beans here we go
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i guess pinto oh those are those are those are moist yeah that's good awesome stop opening it
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by the way do you think he had to pop a viagra for this right there's no way last week like
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unless he's he's like how you stay hard for beans right unless unless you have i think i could do it
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i don't think you understand how like how perverted some people are you know what i mean
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yeah or just or just how good like some people just have crazy dick uh control just be like just
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be like i can think and now i'm hard like just be like that's wild yeah how do you think i did it
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32 times in one day he's probably he's probably just voyeuristic and he he knows that there's
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going to be millions of people watching this shit so he's like i'm hard instantly maybe maybe yeah
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it could be the attention oh refried beans okay now now we're talking on the beans pinto you can
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learn from from this the uh okay so apparently there is some difference between he likes the
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kidney i think it's it's the the surface area of the bean itself what does nigga fuck last week
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pasta pasta just different uncooked pastas no it was all cooked if they were cooked they'd all feel
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the same with no no he was he said it was very different yeah he said he said well yeah i mean
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if you blast through ravioli it depends on what's inside of you blast through ravioli he did do that
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but so it was it was just one yeah mac and chussy one uh spaghettosi was not good was gnocchi on there
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gnocchi was that on there it was no no i don't i think wasn't it i fucking no no linguine linguine
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uh lasagna he didn't like lasagna lasagna chussy was on there lasagna this is this where i want to
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get to is uh oh damn it i like the slidiness of the i like the slidiness you're just making words
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up now bro hold on hold on this is the best part here f tier sorry but pinto beans i like pinto beans
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to eat um all right please go he's not calling it this is what this this is the the like the whole
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point of it is for the is for the tier list of how good each one of these are all right i just want
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to see ba and s i don't know what s means superior s is like the top like it's like it's like tip top
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like s tier i kind of knows so pinto is f tier next on the list sub c tier red kidney beans uh
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those garbanzo beans not chickpeas that's the same thing uh still a little just a little bit too hard
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uh not really anything i thought they were gonna be like slipperier all right wait pause it but we
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need to take we need to take wagers on what's going to get the top slot garbanzo black or cannellini
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black i'm going garbanzo the chickpeas are gonna win no i think they're hard chickpeas are kind of
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like really they are hard yeah you're right gotta get some of that or and although that might give
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something to like it has a good like the texture of it if it's hard garbanzo is hard is that what
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you just said yeah yeah garbanzo is hard yeah yeah i'm going i actually i would think black beans i'm
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gonna go black beans the only fans mom or get you know honestly i'm so racist like even though i think
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you're probably right i'm gonna go with cannellini or whatever the fuck that word is i would much
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rather have this guy as a dad than than a only fans mom yeah 100 it's not even close just a gay dude
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fucking beans and you're like i'm proud of this guy yeah it's much rather than like hey i saw your
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mom fuck her ass with a 18-inch dildo i saw your dad fucking beans and he last week he was fucking
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pasta yeah you can almost go like you don't think this guy's gay come on he's definitely gay i'm kind
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of glad he's not calling these by their uh oc names though because uh these ones would be called kid no
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c i like that doesn't sound great i like fucking that oh yeah i've been fucking that kid no see
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oops oh that black pussy oh i like that garbanzo c
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nothing remarkable garbanzo c baby very very average okay let's see next on the tier list at
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b tier garbanzo beans oh garbanzo beans they were better than the kidney beans and the pento beans for
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sure garbanzo you got that shit yo justify it because of how how small they were they're small
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and round and so they didn't apply like a nice they didn't have a lot of surface area to apply
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i feel like i'm learning a lot so yeah yeah no hey i'm telling you go if you go back and watch the uh
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the different um pasta one it actually he made like because i was like oh ravioli be good and he
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did not like ravioli like like not yo we're watching this as a joke right but like how many how
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many niggas tuning in every week just to watch this dude to be like oh i'm fucking this bean this
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week he said he said uh so i how i how i put it was uh because i was like what the tier list means
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is like s tier means you would honestly do this again you would fuck this like it would you would
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do it again and like down to like f tier like that was it did not wasabi and like he said that mac and
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cheese he said that macaroni and cheese was s tier and i was like so he would like he would like be
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like i would do this again i would fuck mac and cheese he's like i would do this even if i wasn't
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monetizing it now in a tier that's s tier man of course the canelli bean for fuckability let's go
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black beans s tier so they they really actually molded to my penis and allowed it to actually like
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molded to my penis that's why it's in a tier what is up with this fucking what is this s tier
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no surprise this is black beans because the the liquid that's in the starchy liquid which by the
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way my favorite food youtuber adam raguzia has an entire podcast episode about that can you imagine
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can you imagine that plug how fuck that is for that guy for all my friends
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let's go yo can you can you imagine having a legit cooking channel on youtube and this
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bean fucker is like my favorite cooking channel quality endorsement dude i was like hey guys go
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check out adam ragusa he has a great podcast episode on black beans i just i just i just realized i just
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realized what this is this is a combination of black mirror and idiocracy it's like it's like a nightmare
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but it's also hysterical i just realized this guy's been fucking things for 26 episodes there's a
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podcast niche about beans like people listen to just beans regularly i know i think adam ragusa
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just hold on believe it or not i've actually used a lot of his recipes in my porns
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the starchy liquid really binds everything together
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how many views are on that hold on it's on it's on reddit so it's i mean 3.1000 uh but that's i have a
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feeling that that's on the ground floor of probably the most popular thing over the next six he's got
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one of the most popular anarcho stripperism
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you think he's when he's fucking these things do you think he's got a condom on or is he just getting
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like no no he needs it right up against you have to roll dog it yeah but then you're gonna get like
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sauce noodle like you know what i'm saying you're gonna pack stuff in your dick hole
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yeah that's what i was worried about because i said how big is your dick hole bro that's why the
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spaghetti forcibly if you're packing things into a fucking and you're forcibly
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trust me no garbanzo bean no black beans gonna fit up my fucking keister no i'm worried about
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the sauce my pipeline yeah yeah well that's what that could be a problem yeah yeah because he said
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like um last week with the like you're doing all the pasta i mean you put you pepper your salsa
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like your pasta you pepper your pasta and then like you also like he had i mean i put i put i put
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red pepper flakes all up in my pasta and then it would be a problem for my dick yeah and he also
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like you know i when it was like ravioli and i was like if that's ravioli stuffed with like
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meat not just cheese if it's meat too that's like usually it's really like chopped up fine meat
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that shit can get in your dick hole right there it's amazing how easily we're able to slide into
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the mentality of being someone who fucks pastas and beans not a problem we're like i don't like this
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this could be an issue they're eating it after he's fucking it no no that that is something i
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said though it is like if you do these kind of like if you did like really like to fuck mac and
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cheese this is adam ragusa by the way like you could fuck it come and then just be like now i got my
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next meal yo i bet you i bet you i bet you he's got patriot patrons who buy the beans after he fucks
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them and they eat it oh 100 yeah probably i bet you i bet you there's also there's i bet is do you
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think there's also the woman version of this girl where a girl is fucking herself with the same type of
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thing she was like what yeah what beans fits better in my pussy uh piece of shit i don't like
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there isn't one but now there will be i don't like this dude either no i like this dude he's
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probably doing it with like vegetables and shit like is this zucchini better than this cucumber i that
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that is probably true that actually probably doesn't oh there's that makes a thousand percent
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chance that there's like thousands of only fans girls that you can get their their fuck toys shipped
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to you if you pay oh yeah yeah i mean if you're buying farts in a jar bath water yeah if you're
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doing bath water you there's 100 you can like i'm telling you if if it's josie if you want a million
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dollar idea right there you go just like put some beans in a dildo fuck the dildo and then sell the
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that's good i like it that was good timing put the beans in the dildo fuck the dildo sell the beans
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repeat there's an infinite money machine repeat oh god dude oh my god that's incredible
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not a bad business model i see the monkey with the symbols just in cole's brain
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yo and the monkey stops and he goes put the beans in the dildo
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this is all coming from the little jew on my shoulder like whispering this to me just like
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i repeat myself fuck yeah are we are we done no i did something different this is time for like
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an ad break we're gonna do a real legitimate ad ad read all right oh for nado dude okay this is
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before we got a little graphics for nado not even doing for the read yet this shit right here
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yeah like so it smells so goddamn good yeah like i'm telling you i'm like nah it's mine
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also mine didn't have a uh american flag sticker on it so that's garbage what the fuck is that
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but like i was expecting like whenever uh mr nado like sent me is this how is that how you're
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supposed to do it that's how you're supposed to do it i fucked up oh okay i needed this he's like
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i've just been fucking it the whole time listen so i've just been using andrew nado go to
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nado shaveco.com and you can get this stainless steel razor we have shave soap it's luxurious
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we've got it smells so goddamn good i've got like a thousand of these razors i don't know what to do
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with them he sent me more the three-in-one soap dude the three-in-one soap is so good and like with
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it like i was not gonna lie like i i love nado and he makes good razors i was when he said hey i'm
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gonna ship you some like some uh some soap i was expecting basically dove soap that he like put
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like nado like he scratched nado into like no this dude fucking like made his own soap out of like it
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literally like has the grades on their dreams it's literally like it's like lye soap like essential
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oils and like what i don't know like and it's like it smells delicious and i was like okay dude
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listening to cole do an ad read makes me feel like if i was a sponsor i would pay to have anybody else
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read it right i'm not even gonna read this is just that's just i know i know it's just you talking
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but like from my heart you know what i mean i've been elizabeth has been using it promo code tower
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gang uh for 10 off 15 off at uh i think it's 15 at nato shaveco.com go support him it's made from
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real cow dunk he's he's got he's got the he's got the most uh buys from liberty lockdown so let's see
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if we can beat it tower gang do your thing nado shave like a real nigga
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i i did tell i i will try to use the uh the shave soap as lubricant soon um and i'll i'll get back
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with y'all on how that works out to put things up your ass or what no no like to jerk off with i'm not
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and i don't know this is this is cole's only cool you can say what's better you can you can take the
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butt end of your razor use the the ladder yeah it's your shave soap cole that's your content dog
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yo that's my favorite sound effect go ahead you do it do it blocked out the same way and just like
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that all of all of your sponsors just like read how you can jerk off or shove it in your ass that's
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it create only thoughtfully yeah describe it thoughtfully let me tell you i've seen i've seen
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you jerk off from i've seen you jerk off from the south it's it's pretty awesome i think you could
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sell that that's money on the table baby just leaving it out there you're just leaving money
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on the table like like you guys are giving me shit because i don't walk to my car having my dick flop
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around in my sweatpants and then getting my my convertible i need to be i need to be jerking
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off on camera yeah i need to be doing porn you're leaving money on the table bro what are you doing
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this is we we have no we have no principles anymore we're just going to fucking do whatever it takes
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you have you're living in it you know i'm sponsored baby boy you're living in a trailer and you're
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about to buy a house you can't afford you better get on only fans now yeah it's gonna have to happen
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and not not even elizabeth on the one thing just me i feel like we probably have one or two gay
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tower gang fans that would totally pay to see you fucking pound 100 remember that big muscly
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nigga that showed up to georgia oh yeah oh yeah that dude what's going on with david right now
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that's matt oh yeah i don't know i can't help it when it gets after it's called sundowning right
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it's uh 10 p.m i don't know if you guys know this for the past 10 minutes i slipped into
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uh black mode it's just kind of what i do once that's awesome when the sun goes down you become
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black like it's kind of i can't help you i can't i go into dark mode by the way by the way i don't
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think matt is actually gay i just think it's fun to talk about like he is but he's like a super
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swole accountant and he just got like that gay energy i thought he wanted to fuck cole i'm just
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being honest yeah yeah he's a good guy to do to do probably straight but like he wants to fuck
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wait raven raven is a were nigger basically yeah i'm an aware
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that sounds like a psa for black on black crime are you aware
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should should you be out past midnight in chicago are you aware
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does the moon make you want to shoot your gun sideways nigger
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you should be aware nigger that you could just stay home nigger you ain't got to go out to get
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chicken you can just stay home it's a medical condition at the end of this psa it's actually
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just the commercial for a pharmaceutical pill for a black person
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oh dude that's a great yo that's a great fucking bit that's like what steven crowder would do if he
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could like do aware a drug that like keeps them from dying he's like where where where's all the
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dresses i need to be i want to be in a dress i don't know how i'm going to be in a dress in this
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in this bit have you abandoned that's why you shut it down he was like you find your credit score
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tanking consistently day by day is i don't care just be aware nigga i don't care about the blatant
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racism i just need to be in a dress all right how can we fit a dress in here in the last six months
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you have multiple stab wounds you just need you just need a twice daily dose of aware nigga
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you want to find your old daddy finally you don't know where nigga yo you guys are aware of the nigga
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loop oh my goodness bro this is this is deep timeline cleanse lore i don't know david he called me
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he called me in the middle of the night and i'm like david what's going on he's like do you know
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what a nigger loop is and i'm like no but now i need to know and then he starts to explain it to me
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i'm like yo and everybody's seen it everybody's seen it you just don't recognize it basically what
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it is it's like when when black people get into a fight right something happens where they put their
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their verbal function on autopilot and and then all of their resources are dedicated to fighting but
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they do like to generate chaos so that is what the autopilot is for so basically what happens is black
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people get into a fight and they'll all of a sudden latch on to one word or phrase oh yeah for example
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they'll go like pussy bitch what's up bitch yeah what's up bitch what's up bitch and they'll never
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fucking stop and i'm telling you guys you will never look at another black fight video the same
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i will say every i've seen white people do it i will say this i will say this also i think it
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happens when they're fighting or they're fucking i think fucking so all they're all the so all the
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the blood goes watching black porn this is from my uh my experience i would feel like you would hate
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that no i don't like it no i don't know it's really funny though if he watches black fights and you're
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like i know you're the expert on that i'm an expert on black porn okay this is what they do it's like
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no but it's like their their blood goes from their brain to like their muscles to fight
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or their dick to fuck black people don't have a lot of blood black people don't have enough blood
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yeah it's interracial it's all shaped like sickles and shit
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guys i have a question is interracial with a banger is that black porn um yeah interracial
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if there's a black person on the screen i am watching black porn and i yeah if it's anywhere
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slight like the honestly top i would consider you black porn if i saw you fucking yeah i'd be like
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you're too brown yeah it's too brown like that's a good point you don't ever see fucking latinos in
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porn dude that's just the girls uh just yeah the latinas i said latinos oh okay uh isn't there
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the isn't there that one like really like really small dude yeah you never see like mexican dudes
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of course of course cole's like no i know fucking pablo you know pablo esco esco boner
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you don't see you don't see like cholos like fucking old school cholos with the long dickies
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and the high socks it's like no one wants to see some fucking spick bang what is it it's just yeah
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it's off-putting it's gross they don't like it it's disgusting get it off my screen but i
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but it makes sense because also like black dudes when they fuck like you like that dick
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you like that dick yeah and that's and they just keep saying that over and over again
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what's up white boy what's up what i got i got that all the time yeah i can't when they were
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fucking is that what you're talking about that by the way great great content is be like is this
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black guy fucking or fighting and then you just play the audio yeah and then you just identify that
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oh you like that and you're just like stabbing a dude yeah come up with some names take it bitch
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take it bitch take it bitch and then this episode is horrible this is horrible this episode
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some dark content here boys a were nigga is one of my favorite bits we've ever done just for the
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record you know what i think it is oscar gay la jolla on the stream yard right now like uh we
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fucked around and we made it dark mode so everything is dark like you know yeah i did the same thing
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yeah it's flipped and now i feel like that's affected our attitude because it's fucking dark like this
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these subjects are yeah it's true yeah it's got a more intimidating vibe to it it's brought out the
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worst in me and i i like it i'm telling you guys though you're never getting loops identify that loop
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i think okay so we know that we know the black guy loops what are the white guy loops like that would
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be like whenever we're either fucking or fighting i don't know i don't think white guys really have a
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loop i think you'll hear them actually communicating like that's typically what you hear like why are you
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doing a fight yeah or you know because it should be fucking or fighting like that's usually when
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the white dudes actually think though you know what the white guy loop is the white guy loop is when
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you create a civilization and then you give it up to browns and then they then you have to redo it
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again that's the white guy it's much longer that that cut deep dog that cut deep that really hurt
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that's the jews use the blacks as biological warfare against yeah it's it's a loop it's a whole thing
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it's a whole thing it's a lot longer it's the it's the racial circle of life yeah whereas blacks
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loops are much tighter much much tighter like white people build civilizations jews begin to tear it down
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then the minorities absolutely destroy it then the white people have to rebuild from the ashes and then
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that's the that's the racial white guy loop is the noose oh what a fucking banger holy shit
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we might want to take down the new the dope symbol when we're doing it it's just dancing in the corner
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someone screenshot the nadeau shaved next to the white guy uh loop is the noose
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dude the uh the nadeau uh logo's all black too so it looks like a fucking like gollywog
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dancing there or some shit oh what oh gollywog what i'm sorry what he just whipped out gollywog
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just because he could i never even heard the word sir new fly oh hey bitch sure yo that's just close
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cozy clint what did happen to uh what happened to fleek of the week by the way i just stopped
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doing this is it dog no fleek of the week cozy clint you're looking at it coca-cola slash cozy
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clint since the guy that did the uh the the white guy loop is a noose you can get that or you can
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get this one yeah interdimensional buttholes that's a hard choice
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nobody's gonna notice the code they're gonna like coca-cola shirt everyone's gonna notice the
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interdimensional buttholes that's a banger i love that and although honestly though
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interdimensional buttholes kind of goes hard like i feel like you could you could walk you
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could walk around in that one because people be like huh that's kind of funny you got to be aware
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to wear that shirt i got i got another one but i'm i'm just it just says cozy clint uh and it looks
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like uh coca-cola like oh yeah i'll pull it back up real quick it's sick for mr ball bags i got
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another one i haven't dropped yet it's uh the based and come pilled that one is a
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fucking banger shirt cozy clint go buy it whatever this is really it's a really comfortable shirt i
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made this one super comfortable thank you you actually you actually got a different type of
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shirt just for this one i like the most comfortable it's the most comfortable one
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that's good it should be made out of the most supple material i mean if you had to choose
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if it wasn't it would be false advertising so like it's good you have a really comfortable pair
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of underwear that you y'all like like there's one that you go like sheath is fucking good dude i
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have one underwear because i bought i bought underwear for my wedding and i like bought like
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the most expensive underwear on the market and like uh for my wedding day and like i still wear
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that shit it's like i see it in there i'm like i'm gonna have a good day today throw that shit on
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it's made by tanny t-a-n-i what does that cost it was it was like uh sixty dollars or something like
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what one pair i think it better last i try to remember because i got an undershirt and
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underwear didn't make any noise he said sixty dollars all three of us said oh my god clint
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didn't even say anything he just yeah i was just because i was like this nigga wouldn't spend six
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bucks to fix his fuck fix his fucking mic oh my god for a year but he spent 60 on boxers that's
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what made me mad dude i like fucking uh uh duluth buck naked underwear that shit lasts like forever
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i've had some pairs don't plug anything other than sheath i'm sorry fuck sheath they don't
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sponsor us they sponsor liberty lockdown though lockdown sheath does not conform to my i'm built
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fucked up everywhere including my dick and balls so they don't like fit into the sheath correctly
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oh really too big too small too crooked too awkward i have underwear that have like a weird pouch and
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they make my dick like stand up and the other day i didn't realize when i was at mma that that's a
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problem it dude yeah it's a problem if you wear underwear and your dick like does the little up
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thing it's yeah it looks it looks wild there's a mouth thing because because if it gets like if it
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gets like cocked up then it looks as if you have like a really tiny boner yes yes yes and i'm sitting
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there at mma and i noticed like the i only had that problem because my dick is too small to even
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like oh shit like i look like i'm bricked up fighting these niggas yeah exactly it was not
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good dude it's very you bricked up with a with a real little dick what i don't understand about
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the sheath pouch promo code lockdown is that is that um like my dick varies in size dramatically
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throughout the day like it'll be like good and it'll be like embarrassingly small and like
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you can't that's a problem that's a problem what the fuck are you talking about you can't put your
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if you put your dick in the pouch and it's like changing dimensions all day and it comes out of
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the pouch does it come out of the pouch i don't know i don't fucking i don't even use it because i'm
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like i'm so concerned about it just like slipping out of there yeah because it comes out of the pouch
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and then it's not going to go back in the pouch it would go like outside like yeah it's sneaking
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in my b-hole it's constantly in a state of flux of just yeah my dick is just fluxing dog yeah it's how it
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goes man it's fluxing dick power it's like you're fucking the the dick sheath basically so you get
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hard because of it i don't like yeah i don't like that it's like slowly fucking my underwear all day
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all right here's here's a question because we were talking about come a moment ago if you had to choose
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between drinking the horse come and and by the way we're not we're dropping the stats we're dropping
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the stats on this one if you drink the come you're not getting the 18 so that's off the table
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drink the horse come eat the cow shit biscuit horse come horse come wait i don't get the 18
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percent it gives you no no no no no no no we take we're taking the powers out of the game yeah
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what do you get either nothing you just have to choose between cow shit biscuit made in india
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or a horse sustenance nigga i'm eating i'm eating this shit i'm eating this really no horse come
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horse come all the time that's i think i'm eating the shit biscuit yeah no no way no deep fried shit
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biscuit you want deep fried even indians don't pound horse come is it well done well we don't
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know that it's well done let's talk we don't know that come is it blackened is the horse shit blackened
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it's no it's the cow shit it's blackened but it's also yo it's seasoned with curry and shit and
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onions and shit cow shit cow shit yeah i'm taking the cow shit biscuits you guys are insane no yeah
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i'm gonna drink horse come fuck you by the way you know how you know how funny by the way
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how many times have you taken a like just taking a shot like a no no no no no just like you do a
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shot of alcohol all right just like like something like everclear something real hard like you just do
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it and it's like it's it's done like in a second same thing with come just done no because you have
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to like your tongue pick up and you have to shot glass and you have to does your wife even drink
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your cum no she doesn't but she also doesn't eat but she also doesn't eat shit so i don't know what
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your point is dude equine cum is is wildly i'm sorry i'm sorry but like rated in your
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world like for for horse come i just do just one gulp it's gone you have to chew you can't because
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you're yeah but then for the rest of your life you fucking drank horse come and i and you ate shit
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i ate a piece of shit you drank by the way they're like well there's there's a whole there's a whole
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phrase saying you ate shit there's no thing like i went to india and i ate their fucking most elite
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cuisine you drank cum out of a horse you're psycho there's no thing for like you ate cum yeah it is
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it's called you're gay that's literally the insult associated with that black and horse come
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click uh drinking the horse come is part of uh like an ancient ritual of some kind though so
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we're still doing that wait what no no we're not giving you the powers we're not giving you the
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it won't give me the powers but it's still an ancient ritual you can't have the powers you can
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only drink the cum i guess yo toad what are you going with you going with the horse come or the
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shit yeah wow you're sick i'm drinking horse come all day yeah i think you're surrounded by gay you're
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in a fucking you're in a horse come sandwich right there horse come is not gay it's horse come it's
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not guy come dude you're in a horse come sandwich it's way worse than a fucking a dude's come it's a boy
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horse and i think you should really consider yeah exactly dude's jerk the horse off to like
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that's not gay right breeding a horse you have to manually jerk it off it's not suckafishoff.com
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how do we get to this bit every week it seems impossible to me it's utilitarian it's like it's
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like point of the show i can i can i can shoot cum so much faster and just be like all right forget and
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i forgot about you literally have to pick up you're never forgetting it you're lying you have
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to pick up you have to pick up a shit burger and then just be like yeah eat a bite very small like
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it was not another bite hold on hold on no i'm sorry time out here's the thing let's make this more
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interesting david i'm going to add to your preposition of would you eat this or this to eat
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it you also have to prepare it so you've got to go and prepare your own shit patty mix it or
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prepare your own horse come horse off oh man you got to get the cum yeah yeah what are you doing
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yeah um i'm i'm definitely taking the the shit patty this is i'm doubling down on the shit patty
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honestly i don't think mr hands was i don't think mr hands getting fucked by a horse is gay i just
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think it was bestiality i think it was gay dog it was a male horse is bestiality gay oh yeah it's
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very gay yeah are there female horses like with horse pussy oh is there like like we all know
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about horse dog but like are you retarded no i know i know that they are but like no one's ever
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seen it is it like you've never never seen that hussy yeah horse sissy they got that sneaky hussy
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they hide that hussy sneaky hussy yeah yeah that's a hidden hussy clint clint yes horses have pussy
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we both fucked one huh oh damn what the what the hell that's a deep cut do you think that a horse
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uh comes quick or is this a long laborious no no we saw it dude that horse that that tore up mr
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hands like yeah he fucked him fast and it was violent wait you guys i just googled of course i
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watched horse pussy and it it k didn't come up see i told you ain't a thing real oh i'm an idiot now
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huh cole doesn't exist horse cloaca they're like do you mean horse vagina you uncouth asshole googler
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dude that's an actual pussy right there yo take it down take it down quick that's a human pussy
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fuck you tyler take it down what are you doing
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yo if we get our channel nuke for that i'm gonna be pissed
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unbelievable of all the things you look at no we can definitely look at horse pussy on any channel
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on on youtube oh that's right yo hey make sure make sure in the drop down you select uh like
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mini mini educational document documentary and i think we'll be all right quick quick it's gonna be
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so funny you have to add an educational aspect to it this is the the don't fuck it horses are
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that's the education don't fuck it dude it's so it's oh oh oh no oh baby oh no at least show
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horse dick so it's not as fucking gay no no no we don't gotta see horse dick either no don't do that
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there's no offsetting this what just happened dude to me it's just so funny just going back to him
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typing in horse pussy and i can just see and to me i just think of google as the guy like that whole
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bit by college humors google as a guy just like someone types in horse pussy and google just goes
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like it's like did you mean horse vagina it's like horse pussy it's like no i didn't mean horse
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vagina yahoo look we didn't find any results for horse pussy what are you talking about you weirdo
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who the fuck is yahoo-ing things i don't know it's feeling risky hey guys i use altavista instead
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psa if you want to find horse pussy don't use yahoo all right talk about a worthless search engine
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the one time i go to yahoo i bet you i bet you i bet you bing i bet you bing can get you
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a plethora of horse pussy all right yo you ever ask james about horse pussy
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yo my nigga james knows all about horse pussy
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good god what the fuck is this show about guys we gotta laney at it i think
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yo run it run it we gotta get off this time
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amazing amazing yeah oh and we're gonna get no that's fucking we're about to get uh
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already take the beginning to aladdin dmca takedown right here immediately yo yeah this is dmca but
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it's all right we're talking over it yeah this is yeah keep talking because if we
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oh yeah i think just that music itself like the first i mean if you're talking to horse pussy
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oh god we're fucked we're fucked yo we're gonna get a lawsuit
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you can get high from clenching your butthole and like you should drink your own cum and you
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suck your other your friend's dick and shit like
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do you think clint would classify us as one of his best friends
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maybe yeah i think so you have you have a lot of faith
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he said he would defend me like physically in the last episode
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i think that's because he sees you as like a pet
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you know what it always was after i listened to it i was like
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i fucking did my part like i felt like it was reparations for me
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what's the most fuckable pie just take literally a pie and then just mush it up and put it in a fleshlight
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yo you know he has so much fun whipping these up
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dude the the fucking with with toad at the end and he's doing the guitar riff and it's just
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fuck and then you're like oh this is great
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dude also it also is so great because clint missed last week and he gets to watch the recap
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and that was the best part that was the best part to find out the the super gay shit y'all talked about
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he was really because i am i am the hardest
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he was super into the car accident murders huh this time around it's interesting because sometimes
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there are accidents i noticed like sometimes it's war he likes the war but this time he was like
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death by vehicle is really well you know it's funny i had i had messaged him and i was like hey
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did you put did you have like a edit for today and he was like yeah he said this one took me a really
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long time to do and i was like what happened he's like i just had some creative differences and i was
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he's like i couldn't decide if i wanted to go with
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well whatever you did that whole best friend talking was so funny
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yeah that was that was so funny when you said i think he thinks of you as a pet
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and by the way i would absolutely fucking brutalize anyone that fucked with toad
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as long as it's not one of us if it's one of us then it's okay
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that's what i'm saying if somebody hit my dog like i we're getting into a fight
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right i like the idea of like clint holding toad like a baby after somebody's been mean to him
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and then after clint waxes the shit out of him he then scoops up toad and he goes it's okay
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oh yeah by the way the whole point like what
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the uh like the fucking the different uh apostate went to
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and so we had to come up with what pies worked best
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you had to do something to keep josie's attention yeah josie josie like i mean she i i don't think she's ever been
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more if you guys are down for the laney fund that q just join the patreon qr code right there
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and all of our money goes to laney so just fucking legitimately all our money does like we give we give
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like most of the money i still haven't received any money from the show investment the smartest
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investment you guys could be doing because it is so good like that's so good it's so much better than
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any other podcast i've seen edits and the crazy thing is how good he's getting like markedly better
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than when this first started like we should go back and watch the first laney edit oh and compare
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them that would be a good move because i bet you you'd go holy no i don't i don't only eyes eyes
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straight ahead we're moving it is funny because every every week so i'm always watching the comments
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on the side during the lanyets and it's always like best one yet and it's every week everybody's
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like best one yet because it always is it's always like the next is getting better it's getting
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better this can't be uh better next week right by the way aware nigga is going to make for a great
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edit next week i'm super looking forward to it i like that idea like if you have a white dude who's
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like in the moonlight turning black that's a good shirt that's a good shirt hell yeah are you aware
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nigga we actually do have some uh laney older laney edits you guys haven't done mailbag yet no we
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haven't done well he just wants to get into mailbag in the we could we could do mailbag in the uh in
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the post show because they all have the patreon an elite america's record for pablo ramirez
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i've seen this this does not count where'd you find this clip of me what is this
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this does not count dude this is a little this one 100 counts by the way it's like if you have a time
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that counts bro what are we talking about that does not count bro he's three foot two that's a good lift
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and pablo ramirez that's ridiculous he's the gold medal winner here at acapulco hell yeah pablo ramirez
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baby is that at the uh the reach i know it's all he can do but that that doesn't count laney i i mean
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tyler i put i put a laney edit in the private chat an older one i don't know if you guys want to just
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watch it and then close out the show i would love to see it it's like an older one just to see how
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like do you what do you want to uh we can we can do play this and then we can go to uh the uh penthouse
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yeah we'll do this we'll go to penthouse and we'll do mailbag and penthouse so if you're not
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subscribed yet hit the qr code and catch us there oh i think i remember this one i do remember this one
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that is the lord of the ring soundtrack shout out to ofer i think so they smiley and we will have
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our day where we will praise the infants and smashes their heads against the rocks i remember
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maybe we don't go hard enough yeah i think that's
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yeah like could we go any harder jesus christ that's what i was doing i was playing 4d chess this
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entire time saying that we need to go even harder because you're playing 40 suicide is what you're
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you guys are worshiping one jew that's a mistake you should be worshiping every single one of us
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because we all die for your sins every single day and that's exactly what's going on we're dying for
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your sins right now this guy's a real because the jewish people in the land of israel are the bulwark
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against the orcs okay the orcs are coming not to a theater near you but to your lord of the rings
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guys i'll be crying over my private jet that i got all these fucking idiots but we see in the talmud
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in tree descent passage describes the right of the pharisee to kill anyone just as long as he did so
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indirectly this one was a lot more anti-semitic
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now everything that's going on in the world makes sense i'm like looking at tower gang as the source
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of all the anti-semitism this is it's been us all along i'm glad we're over this phase like i feel
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like the rest of the world now is on the whole hating the jewish people thing like we're beyond that
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the pharisees flame yeah this seemed more like we were we didn't have very much content that
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episode hates the jews jews just we no longer hate the jews we're aware nigger
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people are people are like they they give me for like not being on the jew of the jew thing anymore
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and it's like this was this was like i invented the jew thing we were so on the jew thing that we had
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this killer i was born in the jew thing i was born it was made it was made probably before some of
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these huge anti-semitic accounts even made their account on twitter dude it went viral twice i bet
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you that happened before october 7th yeah i bet it was before october 7th this is really funny for the
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the mel gibson thing and for the uh the thing with his uh kid being crucified that was after october 7th
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though that was yeah but i'm just saying he had some huge viral anti-semitic moments
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y'all hated that shoe before it was cool we've been doing a study well david's doing a study where
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he just he put up something about like bashing hitler and then he put up something about like
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he's like i don't like the jews and it got i'd say five times more traction as far as so crazy
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because the interaction the hitler thing was thoughtful and researched and had like cited
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shit and it was like a well thought out thing and then the jew post was literally just like
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it's the jews that's all i said was it's the jews i think you said you said ahem mike check it's the
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jews is that's it dude yeah and that just took off and the other one was like just struggling to get
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any traction i'm like there's actually information in the other one there's actually you know sources
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people people aren't interested in that it's crazy it's crazy this is why i like i went viral
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death squad has been so successful like like i literally just i literally just posted a video
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the other day of a guy just slapping a girl and a guy like hundreds of thousands of views and then
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i post like something like actually i don't post anything yesterday oh are you videoing you got
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our eating oh wait wait wait you can get it yeah yeah anyway so we're at the movie was that uh was
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that a young reed cover now did look like reed it looked great but yeah i just i like i found that and
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i posted it and then he just gets like hundreds of thousands i found out like oh that guy actually
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like he does a lot of skits and but well i mean there was some things that i posted like if i post
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some high information shit it gets no traction if i post the indian shitting in the streets that
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gets a lot of traction and it's just like you know i get it it's it's whatever people are interested in
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at the time but it just goes to show you like there was that you should post more like this
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yo i want to hear the song yeah raven missed this
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thank you this song's a banger she's a banger this is crazy it's just this is crazy
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dude it's funny because i posted like i sent this to our chat and i just said holy hell
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you know it's funny too because like like even if you just take from the the mid level of her nose
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down to the bottom of her tooth toothers it's really just that the bottom she's got she's like
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a good head other than the destruction i don't know maybe she still lives in asia because they still
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wear yeah no no because they still wear masks and so if you just oh dude she could oh man can you
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imagine put your finger just like take him just put your finger right over her like uh her mouth
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and then just look at that and you go like 10. not bad and you take it out can you imagine getting
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mask fished she's oh my god that is a mask fish like it's literally like just her teeth like if you
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just it's just like her her eyes are a little weird but you it's like i would i would chuck up
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your eyes to be her eyes are adorable she's japanese she's a coveted coveted faces are cool though butter
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faces are cool because they have they always feel not like that i'm sorry brother i didn't know that
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i didn't know that's rough dog she's a covet 19 man she's a coven wow hold on yo damn that was good man
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that was good that was good you know what guys i thought it was awful we can't do any better than
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well you were wrong we're gonna cap the show here and you can catch us in the penthouse oh yeah
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it's the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no
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what it's the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no way jose liberty lockdown
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the tower power our flint bitch reed coal top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang
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tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose
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toad is sick no way jose the tower power our slut they made day spent all his tower gang tower gang tower
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gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang it's so hard to line up the syllables
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