Tower Gang - Ep 192 - Are You Aware？ w⧸ The Raven

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00:00:42.480 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:45.220 I'm going to get the first one in.

00:00:46.860 There we go. 0.98

00:00:47.740 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:48.440 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:49.360 This is retarded. 1.00

00:00:50.640 Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:00:52.580 Retarded. 1.00

00:00:53.080 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:00:57.080 I want to listen to music from the hood. 0.94

00:00:59.040 I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:01:00.920 Yes.

00:01:01.200 Right.

00:01:03.540 I've been reprying for another one. 0.92

00:01:05.740 And in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.88

00:01:08.920 Like, he's just going.

00:01:09.320 It would be so cool.

00:01:10.080 And I'm like, hold you and your down.

00:01:15.700 What are you doing? 1.00

00:01:16.540 He didn't fuck his mom. 1.00

00:01:18.580 He just had a dick in her. 1.00

00:01:19.620 Why are we talking about **** on this show? 1.00

00:01:25.500 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:30.780 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:34.620 Start.

00:01:36.100 Wall with the feet. 1.00

00:01:37.420 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:01:38.540 Skip it. 1.00

00:01:39.200 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:40.800 This **** is retarded. 1.00

00:01:41.600 We live at Joe Rogan. 1.00

00:01:47.820 This is Clint Russell.

00:01:49.500 Is my mic still hot?

00:01:50.720 Are we all right?

00:01:51.180 No, you're good.

00:01:51.560 Yeah, you're good.

00:01:52.060 Yeah.

00:01:52.160 All right.

00:01:52.380 Clint Russell, host of Liberty Lockdown.

00:01:53.980 We got Top Lobster, Nephilim Death Squad, slash Top Lobster.com.

00:01:57.780 We got Cole, who does things in the gym.

00:02:01.360 In the gym.

00:02:01.920 That's it.

00:02:02.240 That's all I do.

00:02:02.760 He beats his wife to death periodically, we hope.

00:02:05.200 Got awesome lightning behind me.

00:02:06.840 And most importantly, the star of the **** show, Jose Gala-san, will not be here tonight.

00:02:11.900 We got Toad in the building, too, though.

00:02:13.460 What's up, Toad?

00:02:14.460 What's up?

00:02:14.700 And Raven coming in later, if he's upselling coat at Miami nightclub.

00:02:21.240 You invite Raven on days.

00:02:22.460 Now Raven's falling asleep during the show. 1.00

00:02:24.800 What a **** loser. 0.99

00:02:26.380 No, you invite him on days where he's going to be the most aggressive, and I think he really likes that. 0.99

00:02:31.320 He's coming right out of some kind of fight thing, and he's going to be super aggressive.

00:02:36.560 Why does he keep fighting?

00:02:39.660 What does he do?

00:02:40.780 He has a wife and kid.

00:02:42.480 He's got lots of demons.

00:02:43.960 Yeah.

00:02:44.780 I mean, he's literally fighting his demons, but instead of demons, it's just other men.

00:02:49.860 His decision-making process is jarring, and I don't quite get it.

00:02:53.260 I did ask him.

00:02:54.260 I was like, well, why did you join MMA now at this weird point in your life?

00:02:57.600 I stopped when I had kids and **** like that.

00:03:00.580 I was like, I can't be coming home concussed, and I can't go to work injured.

00:03:04.200 But David's a different type of dude.

00:03:06.560 And I can't really do this.

00:03:08.200 That's an understatement.

00:03:09.460 That's an understatement.

00:03:09.900 He does have a ton of internal demons, and this is like his form of judo, where he's projecting 0.97

00:03:14.960 those demons onto his MMA opponents and just swinging them around by the neck until they die. 0.97

00:03:20.920 Got it. 1.00

00:03:21.480 Just like you had to throw a Jew dig in early, huh? 0.95

00:03:26.320 Man, I've been more annoyed with Toad recently.

00:03:32.000 I don't know if it's coming through.

00:03:34.400 It's not even possible.

00:03:35.180 Dude, he came in.

00:03:38.400 It was so funny.

00:03:39.520 The other day, he just drops in.

00:03:41.820 The funny thing, I love Toad to death, but he'll just come in, and he'll be like, I'm

00:03:45.520 on XXX whatever, just a fill-in-blank podcast.

00:03:49.480 And I'm like, I don't care.

00:03:51.460 I'm like, I can't.

00:03:52.860 That's for Tyler to do the plugs.

00:03:54.340 You know what I've noticed is that Cole has taken on my demeanor with Toad for the past

00:04:00.060 year. 0.99

00:04:00.500 Because I'm too busy to be in the group chat just being like, Toad, no one gives a fuck. 0.98

00:04:04.980 So now Cole does it for me, which is awesome. 0.99

00:04:07.580 The fuck's up part is that I feel it. 0.91

00:04:09.640 I do feel the same thing. 0.96

00:04:10.980 I had this semblance of something going on.

00:04:14.560 Oh my god.

00:04:16.760 It was a fun show, man.

00:04:18.140 Why can't I say I was on the show?

00:04:20.280 You can.

00:04:21.060 Swamp creatures.

00:04:21.760 Everybody felt it.

00:04:22.680 It was like this weird thing that was going on with Toad, and I'm like, how long am I

00:04:26.300 going to keep respecting him?

00:04:28.060 And I just, I can't anymore, Clint.

00:04:31.800 It was, he just said like, guys, I was just on Swamp Creatures with blah, blah, blah, and

00:04:36.980 blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:37.920 And I was like, Toad, I'm going to say this as nice as possible.

00:04:40.680 We don't care.

00:04:42.120 We just, like, and I was like.

00:04:45.480 I thought it was good.

00:04:46.920 What did you talk about? 1.00

00:04:49.160 All the Trump shit, RFK, Tulsi. 1.00

00:04:51.880 All that type of shit. 1.00

00:04:53.160 He actually said that he was like, it was good, but it was too libertarian. 1.00

00:04:56.560 I was like, you ran for president. 1.00

00:04:58.720 Like, you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:05:01.260 Like, you just. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Clint, are you tired of the libertarian talk?

00:05:05.220 I feel like it's, it's come to a point where you've got to be a little bit exhausted with

00:05:09.340 it.

00:05:09.880 Do I talk about it?

00:05:11.080 I don't even feel like I talk about it.

00:05:12.860 Clint's flipped.

00:05:13.720 Clint's, uh, Clint's going to the, uh, grifting on the boomer crowd now.

00:05:17.260 It's like, uh, it's, it's actually, uh, I'm not going to lie. 0.98

00:05:24.160 I fucking, I take all of this as major compliments that everyone's stealing my fucking, my swag. 0.99

00:05:29.280 It's dope. 0.99

00:05:30.200 Is that what happened?

00:05:31.520 Did I start?

00:05:32.040 I kind of started that.

00:05:33.360 Yeah.

00:05:33.480 I mean, it was your idea, but like clearly Dawson is doing me in that photo.

00:05:38.480 He is.

00:05:39.200 And that's okay.

00:05:40.320 I like it.

00:05:41.020 He's doing you.

00:05:42.000 It's pretty hot.

00:05:42.680 You know, it's funny because he constantly says that like people are ripping off his research.

00:05:46.860 So like he can rip off my post.

00:05:48.660 I'll rip off his research.

00:05:49.680 He rips off my post.

00:05:50.380 Dude, I found a, um, I found a video of his wife this week.

00:05:53.100 Get into the blood libel with this guy.

00:05:55.260 I found a video.

00:05:56.700 I think Tyler has it.

00:05:57.720 I don't know what they're doing in China, Japan, Korea, uh, wherever that is.

00:06:16.100 It's got, it's got, it's got, you think that's Japan?

00:06:17.980 It's funny that you can't tell.

00:06:19.500 That's so obviously Japan.

00:06:20.840 Yeah.

00:06:20.940 She looks straight out of one of those Japanese horror movies. 1.00

00:06:23.740 But yeah, if, if you have a thing for wood, right?

00:06:27.720 Uh, it's the craziest, like, what I, what I like about it is like, if you, if you had

00:06:32.340 like a VR goggles and you were going to create a character, but you couldn't afford to pay

00:06:36.420 for like maxed out, uh, categories like across the board and you just dumped it all into the 0.98

00:06:41.080 body, that would be this bitch. 1.00

00:06:42.720 And you know, God bless her. 1.00

00:06:43.940 She's too thin, but. 0.99

00:06:45.060 No, she's not too thin.

00:06:46.200 Dump it all into the tinnies. 0.99

00:06:46.840 No, because it's, it's wild because like, she still has like pretty wide hips, huge tits. 1.00

00:06:52.140 Like, and then like, I mean, she's got huge tits, but she probably weighs 75 pounds. 1.00

00:06:56.160 So it's like. 0.97

00:06:56.440 Yes. 1.00

00:06:56.720 And like the ugliest fucked up face I've ever seen. 1.00

00:07:00.840 It looks like a, it looks like a cartoon ran over her face and just like dragged all 1.00

00:07:06.380 that shit down in the middle. 1.00

00:07:07.880 I honestly feel like God was like, I'm going to give you everything you want except a head. 1.00

00:07:14.020 She looks like that chick from the ring except with nice tits. 1.00

00:07:17.780 She's got to be retarded, right? 1.00

00:07:19.460 I think that's, I think. 0.99

00:07:21.000 I don't know.

00:07:22.040 Is this what a down syndrome.

00:07:22.840 She's got better hip game than, than Cole's wife. 0.99

00:07:24.880 I'm confident of that.

00:07:25.700 Do you think she has a better head game? 0.99

00:07:28.240 This makes her hotter than me. 1.00

00:07:28.760 No, I asked you.

00:07:29.820 No, not head game.

00:07:30.760 Do you think, you don't think.

00:07:32.040 Actually, does she have, let's, let's find out from the chat.

00:07:36.100 Does this girl have a better head game? 1.00

00:07:38.120 Her tongue, her tongue does some like little gyration as she gyrates. 1.00

00:07:41.100 Please back it up a little bit. 0.99

00:07:42.880 So you can actually see her tongue behind those fucking, those little twofers. 1.00

00:07:46.120 Those fangs. 1.00

00:07:47.340 Those twofers. 1.00

00:07:48.280 And they're sharp too, right?

00:07:49.780 Look at them.

00:07:50.200 They look sharp.

00:07:50.820 Those are fangs.

00:07:52.020 Those are, those are like.

00:07:52.900 Look, you can see her tongue doing the little gyration behind, I mean, she is, she is something 1.00

00:07:56.780 else.

00:07:57.460 Those things were made for corn on the cob. 0.99

00:07:59.900 I mean, just, just specifically built.

00:08:02.820 No, they're, they're made for opening a can. 1.00

00:08:06.760 It's crazy because if you just put like a normal bitch's head on her, like she would 1.00

00:08:10.860 be really banging. 1.00

00:08:12.060 But like that head is just wild. 1.00

00:08:14.340 Wildly fucked up. 1.00

00:08:15.260 It's crazy. 1.00

00:08:16.060 It's like, it's like, Hey, like you're going to be, she doesn't Clint PFBN.

00:08:21.840 She's also ripping off my swag. 0.85

00:08:23.580 Everybody owes me world.

00:08:25.000 If I, if I were to tell you is like, Hey, you can have, like there's a girl and she's a 0.94

00:08:29.160 six out of 10.

00:08:30.360 All right.

00:08:30.860 And like, and I, and then I showed you this and I was like, basically like in the

00:08:34.880 aggregate, she's a six out of 10.

00:08:37.620 It's just like, she's a one in the head and a 10 everywhere else. 0.99

00:08:40.900 You know what I've seen before?

00:08:42.380 And cause like, I've had a lot of friends that are artists.

00:08:45.280 I've had some friends that are such good artists that they'll draw a body immaculate for you.

00:08:49.580 But when it comes to facial features, they can't quite grasp what it looks like. 0.99

00:08:53.260 And this is what this bitch looks like. 1.00

00:08:55.340 Somebody like an, he drew an anime character with like nice tits, body. 1.00

00:08:59.340 And they're like, all right, just finish the face. 0.98

00:09:00.860 Bro.

00:09:01.120 And he did it, but he's like horrible at it. 1.00

00:09:03.500 Look at this bitch's face. 1.00

00:09:04.840 How is this possible? 1.00

00:09:05.700 She was like the last person that God drew.

00:09:07.120 Like the last thing that he was doing was her face. 1.00

00:09:09.040 He's just like, ah, fuck it. 1.00

00:09:09.980 I'm done. 1.00

00:09:11.740 Is this what Newton's disease is?

00:09:12.800 On the seventh day, he rested.

00:09:15.740 He created Chinese people. 1.00

00:09:17.180 He forgot the face.

00:09:18.040 So like, I know like, isn't like the Japanese birth rate like super low?

00:09:23.260 Is it because like all the women look like this? 1.00

00:09:25.900 Just like, but no, but to me, that would mean the birth rate would go up, right? 0.99

00:09:29.980 But in Japan, they're all super fucking horny though. 0.99

00:09:32.460 They have like used panties and vending machines and shit. 1.00

00:09:34.960 Like, is there too many men in India? 1.00

00:09:38.420 Why do you think the Indian dudes are such fucking rapist perverts? 1.00

00:09:42.220 Too many men are like. 1.00

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00:09:56.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:09:59.340 Or like.

00:10:00.340 Is there too many men?

00:10:01.140 Like not enough women? 1.00

00:10:02.820 And so they're just all raping? 0.99

00:10:03.980 I feel like there'd be too many women. 1.00

00:10:06.020 So all the dudes are just like, just seeing them all everywhere and they can just fuck. 1.00

00:10:10.060 I don't know. 0.99

00:10:10.780 You want to know what I really think?

00:10:11.800 Yeah.

00:10:12.360 That makes more sense.

00:10:13.600 No, it doesn't.

00:10:14.440 It makes way more sense if you don't have enough women around that you'd become some 0.99

00:10:17.440 sort of like predator.

00:10:18.840 If there's too many women around, you'd be like, I could just find a girl. 1.00

00:10:21.860 I don't have to be a fucking. 1.00

00:10:22.320 No, because think about it. 1.00

00:10:22.980 You're going to knock this bitch up and then continue raping her when she's pregnant? 1.00

00:10:26.400 You run out of women who aren't pregnant. 1.00

00:10:30.100 When I'm in a lying competition in my.

00:10:32.360 I feel like my opponent is Josie. 0.99

00:10:36.440 Josie, why are you just making shit up? 0.99

00:10:37.800 There's no way. 0.99

00:10:38.380 That's true.

00:10:39.280 Women break their jaws to look like that. 1.00

00:10:41.120 No the fuck they don't. 1.00

00:10:41.840 Josie's an expert in the constitution, not anything else. 1.00

00:10:45.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:46.100 Not in the constitution. 1.00

00:10:46.780 The constitution of a bitch is not lying. 1.00

00:10:48.520 Not in the constitution. 0.99

00:10:50.620 But like for instance, in China, there's too many men, there's not enough women.

00:10:55.500 They don't get all predatory.

00:10:57.160 But in India, they're super predatory. 0.75

00:10:58.940 I'm just curious like what it is. 0.88

00:11:01.160 Indian men are more aggressive. 1.00

00:11:02.900 It's about the Nephilim shit. 1.00

00:11:06.260 Like these people are worshipping hundreds of lowercase g gods and the country is just 1.00

00:11:11.440 in shambles. 1.00

00:11:12.860 If you ever look at the Hindu religion, there's like hundreds of them and they're all fucking 1.00

00:11:17.100 But the American Indians though are extraordinarily impressive people. 0.99

00:11:21.860 They have really strong family units.

00:11:23.660 They reproduce.

00:11:24.320 They're super high income earning.

00:11:25.800 They're good people. 0.98

00:11:27.260 So what the fuck's up with the domestic population of India? 0.99

00:11:30.280 Isn't also the poorest parts of this country the Native American? 1.00

00:11:34.020 That's not the same Indians. 1.00

00:11:37.800 Also, I will say, here's my answer for you, Clint. 1.00

00:11:42.620 If you're shitting in the street, just out, just shitting, just like pull your pants down, 1.00

00:11:47.780 shit in the street. 1.00

00:11:48.800 I don't think you have, like at that point, you're so close to raping anyway. 1.00

00:11:54.300 Like there's no, like the degeneracy is already there.

00:11:57.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:11:57.680 You're like, my dick's already out. 1.00

00:11:59.660 Might as well become a rapist. 1.00

00:12:00.620 The same thing would happen in China though. 1.00

00:12:02.880 But China's population is almost the same. 0.99

00:12:05.640 That's because, no, because China, they'll just kill you. 1.00

00:12:08.500 They'll just, like, the government will just be like, we're just going to kill you. 1.00

00:12:11.240 Like, we're just, like, we don't fuck around. 1.00

00:12:13.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:13.860 Yes.

00:12:14.160 Walk outside.

00:12:14.920 You step outside your house and immediately you're inside.

00:12:16.880 I feel like you guys are not acknowledging the point that I made that, like, domestically,

00:12:20.600 Indian Americans, extremely, like, reputable, high-achieving people.

00:12:25.100 In India though, like, do you think if Vivek Ramaswamy was born in India, he'd be like some 0.99

00:12:28.800 street shitting rapist? 0.99

00:12:30.320 No, he would move back over here. 1.00

00:12:31.660 We got, we got, like, I'm comfortable with saying that.

00:12:35.480 When it came, when it came, hold on. 0.99

00:12:37.280 If it comes out that Vivek Ramaswamy was a street shitting rapist, would you be surprised? 0.99

00:12:41.060 We'll get to this later. 0.99

00:12:41.880 No, no, no.

00:12:42.220 Get to this later.

00:12:42.900 I do want to get, this is, this is great.

00:12:44.600 I sent this to, you're going to want to, no, that's great.

00:12:48.620 I couldn't download it.

00:12:49.640 So I had to send it to Tyler on Instagram.

00:12:51.740 It was great.

00:12:52.740 But, uh, like, I think whenever Donald Trump said they aren't sending the best, I think

00:12:57.260 India is sending their best.

00:12:59.360 And the best is 7-Eleven owners is the peak tippity top.

00:13:04.140 And so under that, not the tech bro CEO, I mean, I guess that's the tippity tip, like

00:13:10.760 tippity tippity top.

00:13:11.920 But whenever you were like, my, when you were like, we only let them in like the 7-Eleven 0.81

00:13:15.800 owners.

00:13:16.160 That's like, that's the, that's the bar.

00:13:18.440 If you can't, if you can't own a 7-Eleven, you gots to go.

00:13:21.440 None of them.

00:13:22.280 That's, that's top 10th of, that's the top 100th of 1% in India is the 7-Eleven owners.

00:13:27.740 That's the, so now we go, everything is worse than that.

00:13:31.320 They don't just have a million 7-Elevens in India.

00:13:33.080 Dude, if we, if we started to deport like one group of people, I would be okay with. 1.00

00:13:38.380 I would deport this guy, this one, the fucking people that dye their hair and wear, and wear 1.00

00:13:43.700 silk robes in their house. 1.00

00:13:46.260 Back to Cuba.

00:13:47.500 Oh, sorry.

00:13:48.440 What's going on, guys? 0.98

00:13:49.740 What, what the fuck's happening? 0.97

00:13:50.880 Where's, where's Jose? 1.00

00:13:52.100 Are you Cuban?

00:13:52.880 Why are you, why do you keep doing this for?

00:13:55.120 Why do I keep doing what, dude?

00:13:56.780 One, you're really low, by the way.

00:13:58.340 Yeah, you're a little low.

00:13:58.640 I shouldn't tell him that because he's going to get really loud.

00:14:01.620 Is that better?

00:14:02.400 Is that reasonable?

00:14:03.080 Yeah, it's better.

00:14:03.800 Okay, perfect. 0.99

00:14:04.740 See, that's kind of how I fucking operate. 0.99

00:14:06.300 You dress it, you dress in a robe. 0.99

00:14:08.400 I just don't like, what's the fucking problem, dude? 0.98

00:14:11.280 I show up here, I, I save your show because you're down one guy. 0.99

00:14:14.340 Does your, does your wife know you wear her robe? 1.00

00:14:16.720 This is my fucking robe. 0.99

00:14:17.840 I like Raven a lot, but like, I don't understand how Top interacts with this dude like five, 0.99

00:14:23.220 six days a week.

00:14:24.400 Like, I see him like once every couple weeks and I'm like, I love this guy. 0.98

00:14:27.760 If I had to see you every day, I'd be like, I'm going to kill this dude. 0.79

00:14:30.440 I actually have, I have beef. 0.98

00:14:31.580 I have a secret beef with, uh, with David.

00:14:34.060 What's the secret beef? 1.00

00:14:35.320 Fucking tell me. 1.00

00:14:36.960 You know what I will? 1.00

00:14:38.320 It's that I've sent you multiple things on Twitter.

00:14:41.460 Never got a response, ever.

00:14:42.940 Hey, let me tell you.

00:14:43.240 And you know what I do? 0.98

00:14:43.960 I fucking ignore it, dude. 0.97

00:14:45.900 I look at it and I go, that coal? 1.00

00:14:47.840 Any fucking way. 0.99

00:14:48.960 And I keep moving, dude. 0.99

00:14:50.300 That's what I do.

00:14:51.060 I love, I love, I love that he, that he responded.

00:14:57.000 Don't put that up there. 1.00

00:14:58.400 Oh, God damn, dude. 1.00

00:14:59.980 Oh, no. 0.99

00:15:01.460 Why is my face, why is my face on that ladies' clip?

00:15:05.380 Clinturus, Clinturus Russell.

00:15:07.260 Jesus Christ.

00:15:09.420 I thought that was a work of art, dude.

00:15:11.360 Straight up, straight up.

00:15:12.160 I've sent him two things and nothing.

00:15:15.120 Just no response.

00:15:16.040 And I'm like, this is like, one was for, uh, was for fighting.

00:15:19.100 It was like, it was a fight.

00:15:20.300 The other one was, uh.

00:15:21.260 Already seen it.

00:15:24.360 Wow.

00:15:25.920 No response.

00:15:27.400 It was like, it's like how I treat, like, people that message me and I'm like, if I don't even know them.

00:15:32.480 I love, I love the Chris D'Elia energy with which he dismissed your DMs. 0.87

00:15:36.160 He's like, he's like, I don't fucking even pay attention to them. 1.00

00:15:41.000 And then another, you're a time-wasting fucking basic bitch, you. 1.00

00:15:44.600 He's too busy DMing 14-year-old girls and forming a harem of them. 1.00

00:15:48.360 How dare you, sir?

00:15:49.420 I am a marathon.

00:15:50.800 Don't you besmirch the good name of Chris D'Elia. 0.99

00:15:52.640 And telling them that his password is, uh, I like sex 69 or whatever. 0.87

00:15:56.460 Do you think, uh, people seem to just flat out, like, it's out.

00:15:59.400 There was a time where there was plausible deniability.

00:16:01.820 Did Chris D'Elia, did he have sexual relations with a. 0.61

00:16:05.880 Well, no, I don't care about the cult. 0.96

00:16:07.520 The cult is base.

00:16:08.440 But what I'm wondering is, did he, did he have a high room of.

00:16:11.620 Look, look, look, look.

00:16:12.580 Let's just be honest.

00:16:13.240 When you have a cult that's in the, that's in the dozens.

00:16:15.880 You're going to have one underage chick that slips in there. 1.00

00:16:18.460 Can you really blame him?

00:16:20.500 Yeah, dude. 0.99

00:16:21.140 You got to fucking ID people. 0.99

00:16:22.800 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:16:23.740 Yeah.

00:16:25.220 Can you blame him for the molesting?

00:16:27.600 You're not, you're not playing along with the bit here.

00:16:29.520 We're supposed to be like, yeah.

00:16:30.800 You got 30, 40 chicks. 1.00

00:16:32.240 It's like, you're not going to fuck, you're going to card each and every one of them. 1.00

00:16:34.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:35.280 It's like, I think it was Magic Johnson was just like, hey, I had all these women coming 1.00

00:16:38.720 in and out.

00:16:39.180 It's like when a dude slips in, it's just like, whoops.

00:16:41.560 I didn't even realize.

00:16:43.120 I had, I had 15 women in bed with me. 1.00

00:16:45.540 You're fucking, you're fucking 15 to 100 women a night. 1.00

00:16:48.800 You're going to fuck a dude occasionally. 1.00

00:16:50.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:50.740 Like, just, just by the odds, there's going to be one that gets there.

00:16:54.420 Imagine accidentally getting AIDS from that.

00:16:56.320 Oh, guys. 0.54

00:16:56.660 Suckafishoff.com.

00:16:57.720 Oh, I'm sorry. 1.00

00:16:58.360 I was just reading your super shit. 0.99

00:16:59.860 Suckafishoff.com. 1.00

00:17:00.580 No big deal.

00:17:01.160 Keep it moving, guys.

00:17:01.840 Keep it moving.

00:17:02.260 Interesting.

00:17:03.500 You were going to get into some Indian content?

00:17:05.780 I have some Indian content. 0.99

00:17:07.300 Did you guys watch the one where the shit biscuits? 0.98

00:17:07.980 Actually, I had African content. 0.99

00:17:11.300 Yeah.

00:17:11.620 But why, why is it that like, so India can send us like the cream of their crop and they 1.00

00:17:15.560 produce some of the cream of the crop of America, African Americans, like Africa, then 1.00

00:17:20.180 the country.

00:17:21.060 No, I still think we got that.

00:17:22.260 Like, I think we've, I think when, when I think Donald Trump was wrong when he said

00:17:25.720 we're not, they're not sending the best.

00:17:26.880 I think we do get the best of all these shithole countries.

00:17:30.140 Right.

00:17:30.340 And that's more.

00:17:31.620 So like the Venezuelans that are taking over the apartment buildings in Aurora, Colorado. 1.00

00:17:34.420 That's the best of Venezuela.

00:17:35.980 That's the, and what I'm saying is that's their best.

00:17:38.300 They sent us their best.

00:17:39.760 And that like, that's how like much better white people are.

00:17:42.720 Is that like, like we even got the, we got the best, we got the best from Europe.

00:17:46.920 Now look at Europe and like, and like, and they went down because we got all the best

00:17:50.500 and that's why we got so much better for them.

00:17:52.380 It's crazy.

00:17:53.020 Even Puerto Rico is just like, I was just there and this is like a part of the United States,

00:17:56.500 but even their best, I was looking at it and I was like, I'd never go here.

00:18:00.960 Like their best doctor.

00:18:01.900 Did you say you wanted to live there? 1.00

00:18:04.040 Yeah, but I wouldn't go to the fucking doctor there. 0.99

00:18:05.700 I mean, their best is like not that good. 0.98

00:18:08.900 But if you had to have surgery in Puerto Rico, and this is a fairly like civilized country,

00:18:14.380 any country, here's my rule of thumb. 1.00

00:18:16.320 Any country that the best athletes you produce are in boxing, it's a shithole filled with fucking 1.00

00:18:21.540 idiots and knuckle dragging psychos. 1.00

00:18:24.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:24.740 Puerto Rico, perfect example.

00:18:26.480 So like all of, like all of Eastern Europe.

00:18:29.260 Yep.

00:18:29.700 Same.

00:18:31.060 I don't know if you guys saw this.

00:18:32.440 Also Asia, apparently China's like crazy at boxing.

00:18:34.920 They won like a bunch of the medical medals. 0.98

00:18:36.420 No, only, that's weight classes no one gives a fuck about. 0.76

00:18:39.260 Did you guys pull this up?

00:18:40.580 Because this is, I don't know if you guys saw this.

00:18:42.660 It's only heavyweights.

00:18:44.760 All right, I'm going to skip around to this.

00:18:45.400 There's no Chinese heavyweights.

00:18:46.360 Have you seen this?

00:18:46.980 Stop me if you've seen this. 0.99

00:18:47.900 Because this is fucking outlandish. 0.99

00:18:49.420 This is real. 0.99

00:18:49.920 It's four minutes and 40 seconds.

00:18:50.920 I'm going to play 30 seconds of it. 0.99

00:18:52.140 But check this shit out, dude. 0.99

00:18:53.460 So very clearly. 1.00

00:18:54.300 Hold on.

00:18:54.620 Why are you running the show? 1.00

00:18:55.780 What the fuck is going on here? 0.99

00:18:56.780 Because I'm, look, this is the energy that I'm coming to you with right now is I got to show my 0.99

00:19:00.500 homies.

00:19:00.920 You know how you slide into my DMs to try to show me things?

00:19:02.960 It's the same energy, same energy, all right? 1.00

00:19:04.960 Fuck my dick. 1.00

00:19:05.680 No, hold on. 1.00

00:19:06.580 What's going on here?

00:19:07.460 Wait up, David.

00:19:08.020 Hold on. 1.00

00:19:08.600 This is my fucking show now. 1.00

00:19:10.320 This is fucking timeline, Glenn. 0.99

00:19:12.160 This is in our topic sheet, though, anyway. 0.98

00:19:14.040 What's going on here is David came in with the energy that I told you about last time.

00:19:18.560 Remember that?

00:19:19.180 I said, what energy?

00:19:20.620 You're coming in with MMA energy because you're like.

00:19:23.260 I just got back beating up men, dude. 0.99

00:19:24.800 You know I fucking head kicked somebody today? 0.99

00:19:27.300 Legitimately head kicked somebody today. 1.00

00:19:28.740 Why would you do that?

00:19:30.120 Dude, it was just a guy.

00:19:31.500 Why would you do that?

00:19:31.960 No, no, no, no.

00:19:32.760 No, I'm not going to get into it.

00:19:33.920 It's just a guy who, this is our fourth fight, and he wants to know if it really is me winning

00:19:39.120 every time, and it really is me winning every time.

00:19:41.960 And he came at me hard. 0.99

00:19:43.380 I fucking head kicked him. 1.00

00:19:44.540 No big deal. 1.00

00:19:45.200 It's kind of what I do.

00:19:46.280 But yeah, I'm hot, bro.

00:19:47.720 I just came out of fighting dudes, and now I'm hanging out with.

00:19:50.440 You know, normally, after you fight, your energy should be lower because you've already 0.99

00:19:54.660 got all that animalistic shit out of your system. 0.99

00:19:56.600 Not you, though. 1.00

00:19:57.480 Dude, it's so funny because Top called this.

00:19:59.700 Before you got on, he was like, I don't know why we invited Raven.

00:20:02.920 Like, we invited Raven on the day of the week that he's most amped up because he's coming

00:20:08.280 out from fighting.

00:20:09.420 Yes.

00:20:09.860 We're going to need you to train on different days when you're on the show, man.

00:20:12.320 I can't.

00:20:12.780 No, why are you showing African content?

00:20:14.300 I had good Pajit content.

00:20:15.360 I know, because this is better. 1.00

00:20:17.460 I like how they just fucking slapped your shit down. 1.00

00:20:20.320 Unbelievable. 1.00

00:20:20.680 That's so funny.

00:20:21.320 Unbelievable.

00:20:22.040 Hold on.

00:20:22.400 Start it from the beginning.

00:20:23.100 Start it from the beginning.

00:20:24.040 Is there audio?

00:20:24.760 With sound.

00:20:25.400 With sound. 1.00

00:20:25.740 Why do Africans and Indians both play with shit? 1.00

00:20:29.020 Like, what's that about? 1.00

00:20:30.020 This isn't even just playing with shit. 0.99

00:20:31.840 Where would you... 0.99

00:20:32.820 Let's play this.

00:20:33.620 I want to ask a question afterwards.

00:20:34.640 Go ahead.

00:20:34.780 Today is one of those days that we refresh the floors of our hearts.

00:20:39.360 Oh, man.

00:20:40.220 And... 1.00

00:20:40.540 Is this shit? 1.00

00:20:42.080 To refresh the floors, we use Kaldan. 1.00

00:20:45.220 Yo, the year of our Lord 2024, they still have shit floors. 1.00

00:20:48.720 They have shit floors. 1.00

00:20:50.860 Shit floors. 1.00

00:20:52.200 You should go way too many times. 0.99

00:20:53.660 And the reason why we use Kaldan...

00:20:55.500 Thousands of years, though, they still haven't evolved.

00:20:57.980 ...is that Kaldan has the ability to repel dangerous insects and animals. 0.99

00:21:03.280 Or you just fucking build windows. 0.98

00:21:05.300 Well, wait. 0.99

00:21:06.180 Can you pause it?

00:21:07.260 Did you hear what they said?

00:21:08.500 It has the ability to repel dangerous insects and animals.

00:21:12.240 So, like, there's a utilitarian aspect to it. 1.00

00:21:15.000 In fucking India, they're just eating it. 1.00

00:21:18.240 It's so funny because it's also like... 1.00

00:21:20.760 Hold a second.

00:21:22.140 The cow dung is like...

00:21:24.140 You're worried about the insects, not necessarily all the...

00:21:26.440 What about the diseases on your floor?

00:21:29.140 By the way, her skin is immaculate.

00:21:31.720 Beautiful.

00:21:32.200 It's great. 1.00

00:21:32.500 It's a cow shit. 1.00

00:21:33.720 I think hepatitis makes your skin glow. 1.00

00:21:39.220 Wait, wait, wait.

00:21:40.540 Please stop.

00:21:41.480 Hey, it's not constantly showing Pajit scat videos, all right?

00:21:44.560 Dude, it's just so...

00:21:45.580 For example, scorpions, which are rare here, but even snakes.

00:21:49.640 Dude, it's so...

00:21:50.220 Hold on, pause it again.

00:21:51.300 Okay, dude.

00:21:52.000 It's repelling scorpions and snakes.

00:21:53.860 That's pretty solid.

00:21:55.020 She was like...

00:21:55.820 They're like, it's repelling scorpions.

00:21:57.400 They don't really come around, though. 0.99

00:21:58.840 So, it's basically like, hey, I just want you to know, I smeared shit on my walls and Bigfoot never comes. 0.94

00:22:06.960 It's like, well, does Bigfoot come around? 0.98

00:22:10.240 You're like, no, but it's just...

00:22:11.340 You know what else repels scorpions?

00:22:13.820 Windows.

00:22:14.700 They just have holes in their house. 0.99

00:22:16.340 It looks like she lives in a clay pot with a hole in it. 0.99

00:22:18.840 Yeah, she's like, I don't know if it's the clay hut or the shit that keeps out the scorpions, but I'm not going to stop doing what this is in Chicago. 0.99

00:22:26.380 Keep in mind, too. 0.99

00:22:27.300 Keep in mind.

00:22:28.200 Keep in mind, too.

00:22:29.500 She obviously has access to the internet.

00:22:31.700 It's not as if they're unfamiliar with the concept of a window.

00:22:35.120 She's making a TikTok.

00:22:36.080 She's uploading a video. 1.00

00:22:37.120 This bitch is making a TikTok. 1.00

00:22:39.940 Like, you know windows exist, and you're still doing shit floor. 1.00

00:22:44.440 Like, you don't have to do this. 0.90

00:22:45.700 She literally thinks Windows is just an operating system.

00:22:48.980 They've skipped.

00:22:50.400 They just went for a...

00:22:51.720 They skipped the technology.

00:22:52.820 They skipped the technology of Windows and went directly too far.

00:22:57.360 I think that's what...

00:22:58.320 Dude, that actually kind of makes sense.

00:23:00.260 We gave Africa too much at one time, and they skipped too many generations of technology. 1.00

00:23:06.660 So now they just have phones, but no concept of, like, I don't know, hinges.

00:23:12.560 Like, they can't... 0.99

00:23:13.480 What I want to know is, wouldn't, like, three house cats do the same thing as a shit-covered floor? 0.99

00:23:20.540 Yes. 0.99

00:23:20.940 Like, I'm pretty sure it's fine.

00:23:23.160 I'm sorry, but, like, are you going to give up free meat whenever...

00:23:26.660 Like, because you're going to get rid of some snakes or something like that?

00:23:29.420 No.

00:23:29.840 You're going to eat that cat. 0.97

00:23:31.100 I'm not going to let this slide, either. 1.00

00:23:32.460 She's not functioning off of a fucking 2011 smartphone with a 1.3 megapixel camera. 0.98

00:23:37.600 That thing is 4K. 0.99

00:23:38.240 This is an elite, brand-new camera.

00:23:40.740 You know that Windows exists. 0.99

00:23:43.120 Why are you still doing shit-floor? 0.97

00:23:44.860 Someone answer the question. 0.97

00:23:47.060 But, dude, it's...

00:23:48.100 Because it's indignant.

00:23:49.000 And also, it connects us to our animals.

00:23:53.980 While I smear the floor with Kodang, I'm reminded of our cow Sarai and our cow Yakubo.

00:24:00.760 Jacobo.

00:24:01.280 Pause it.

00:24:02.020 Pause it.

00:24:02.460 Yakub?

00:24:03.400 Did she say her cow's name is Yakub?

00:24:06.140 Yeah.

00:24:06.380 Yakubo.

00:24:07.580 Incredible.

00:24:08.320 That's what I heard.

00:24:08.740 So, that's one of the reasons, among many, that we use Kodang.

00:24:16.760 Can you pause it real quick again?

00:24:18.940 Okay, also.

00:24:20.540 I just saw this.

00:24:22.160 Jaden Smith.

00:24:23.340 There's two things.

00:24:24.760 One, she just said Kodang is also antimicrobial.

00:24:27.400 No, it's not.

00:24:27.800 That's just not true.

00:24:29.240 It's very microbial. 1.00

00:24:31.140 It's got a lot of microbes in that shit. 1.00

00:24:34.000 I wonder why AIDS is so bad in Africa. 1.00

00:24:36.320 I cannot figure it out.

00:24:37.980 No clue.

00:24:38.740 I don't know why. 1.00

00:24:39.380 If you cover your penis in cow shit, you do not contract AIDS. 1.00

00:24:44.620 You must put the cow shit on the penis, and then you rape the baby, and then you are 1.00

00:24:50.160 AIDS-free. 1.00

00:24:51.760 Here, continue this.

00:24:53.220 I want to hear the rest of it.

00:24:54.000 Kodang is also antimicrobial.

00:24:56.060 It has the ability to prevent disease-causing microorganisms from thriving. 1.00

00:25:01.520 Yeah, but you're living in shit. 0.99

00:25:03.040 Yo, the way she looked at the Kodang, she were four arms. 1.00

00:25:06.240 At least our Kodang isn't dangerous.

00:25:09.960 The whole village would be dead by now.

00:25:12.720 The whole village would be dead by now.

00:25:14.880 Anyways, and the most important part about smearing the house with Kodang is...

00:25:22.220 ...and add a little bit of your own.

00:25:23.980 ...in... 1.00

00:25:24.480 ...and she just shits. 1.00

00:25:25.400 ...today's one of... 0.99

00:25:26.440 Wait, what's the most important part?

00:25:27.720 Oh, we're kidding.

00:25:28.460 We don't know the most important part.

00:25:29.860 It's the most important part.

00:25:30.760 It's on her own.

00:25:31.520 It's on her own.

00:25:32.580 Let's go around the panel and guess what the most important part is. 0.99

00:25:35.660 The wonderful bouquet of scents that you get to fucking live in. 0.99

00:25:40.420 And the best part is that you always smell like your big, fun, fun friend, Jacobo. 1.00

00:25:45.780 Jacobo.

00:25:46.440 That's actually...

00:25:47.360 Jacobo is inside as well as outside all of the time.

00:25:51.100 You always have him close.

00:25:52.300 She was probably going to... 0.98

00:25:53.820 I guarantee you the most important part was probably going to be something like about climate change.

00:26:00.140 She's probably... 0.88

00:26:00.760 I swear to God.

00:26:01.540 Yeah.

00:26:02.200 Yeah.

00:26:02.560 She's like, white people will love this. 1.00

00:26:05.000 She knew exactly what she was fucking saying. 1.00

00:26:07.060 All right. 1.00

00:26:07.280 Look, look.

00:26:07.660 Play the one that I put up here because I think this is a great contrast. 1.00

00:26:11.380 What the fuck? 1.00

00:26:11.840 Oh, is she like an African model? 1.00

00:26:14.700 Oh, this bitch doesn't live in that hut. 1.00

00:26:16.320 She's fucking lying. 1.00

00:26:17.740 She might live in that hut. 1.00

00:26:18.780 Oh, she has the technology for sunglasses, but not windows.

00:26:23.600 Okay.

00:26:24.220 It's all propaganda. 1.00

00:26:25.340 She's a fascist. 1.00

00:26:26.120 But, dude, think about what she's even saying, though. 0.99

00:26:28.520 Like, would you rather have a scorpion on your floor or would you rather have a pile of...

00:26:31.740 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:26:32.200 She's got a fucking YouTube... 1.00

00:26:33.400 She has 100,000 subs on YouTube. 1.00

00:26:35.180 Dude, this bitch is raking money off of white people's ignorance. 1.00

00:26:39.060 We fucking... 1.00

00:26:39.940 We suck dick, Clint. 1.00

00:26:41.980 Yep. 1.00

00:26:43.100 Dude, I only have 20,000.

00:26:45.120 Like, crazy. 1.00

00:26:45.820 She has five times as many subs as you, and she's rubbing shit on the floor. 1.00

00:26:49.580 Yep. 1.00

00:26:50.000 Ready?

00:26:50.660 And lying about the medicinal properties of it.

00:26:53.600 I mean, she is...

00:26:54.460 Like, I would get suspended from YouTube for making the claims that she just did. 0.97

00:26:58.760 It's misinformation.

00:27:00.260 Now, check this out.

00:27:01.080 Check this out.

00:27:01.460 We're going to speed run through this because it's long.

00:27:03.980 Right?

00:27:04.680 Very excited.

00:27:07.640 They're freaking out, by the way. 1.00

00:27:09.360 These guys are retarded as hell. 1.00

00:27:11.100 Where is this? 1.00

00:27:12.540 They do look like they're having more fun than she was...

00:27:15.560 They are loving it.

00:27:17.940 Seasoning it.

00:27:18.880 What's that?

00:27:19.260 Oh, no.

00:27:19.720 They're not seasoning it.

00:27:20.900 Curry! 0.99

00:27:21.080 No, they're fucking not. 0.99

00:27:22.440 They're doing curry. 0.99

00:27:23.420 Onions!

00:27:24.440 Curry.

00:27:25.260 Onions.

00:27:25.820 Listen to the madness in his cackle.

00:27:28.700 Dude, what are they...

00:27:29.360 Why are they running?

00:27:30.320 Dude, she's working with it. 0.76

00:27:31.540 They're having fun with it, man. 1.00

00:27:32.880 Little cow shit, like... 1.00

00:27:34.680 They're frying it. 1.00

00:27:35.600 Oh, nice little cow patty here. 1.00

00:27:37.240 They're making...

00:27:37.880 Make a shitburger.

00:27:39.820 Right? 0.69

00:27:40.280 Stir-fried shitburger.

00:27:41.780 Oh, man, really? 0.98

00:27:42.620 They burned the fuck out of it, dude. 0.89

00:27:44.140 They blackened it.

00:27:45.560 Pause it, pause it, pause it.

00:27:46.940 That's crispy.

00:27:48.320 If you had to eat a shitburger, are you going to have it, like, medium, or are you going

00:27:52.800 to have it rare or well done?

00:27:52.980 I would want it blackened.

00:27:55.940 I mean, they're doing it right. 1.00

00:27:58.500 I want that shit crunchy. 1.00

00:27:59.560 If you're going to eat shit, this is the only way to cook it. 1.00

00:28:02.480 Right, right, right, right, right. 1.00

00:28:03.940 This has to be a skit. 0.98

00:28:06.260 There's no shit medium burger. 0.98

00:28:07.600 No, no, no, go ahead. 1.00

00:28:09.120 You think it's a fucking skit? 1.00

00:28:10.360 You think it's a skit? 1.00

00:28:11.980 I want my shit rare, straight from the tap. 1.00

00:28:14.060 There was a cut in between them picking up the shit and here. 1.00

00:28:18.740 That's just nasty, like, ground beef or some shit. 1.00

00:28:21.540 No, no, no. 0.99

00:28:22.020 Like, or bean paste.

00:28:25.000 I watched a video of an Indian man casually walk up to a cow, palm its piss as it fell out 1.00

00:28:30.560 of the cow's ass, and then splash it on the back of his neck. 1.00

00:28:32.820 And you're telling me that there's a fucking cut somewhere in this video? 1.00

00:28:35.520 I've seen a black dude do that, too. 0.99

00:28:37.480 Right.

00:28:37.920 So, I mean, you know, all things.

00:28:39.420 Look at them.

00:28:39.640 Look at them just chowing down.

00:28:41.420 They look like White Castle burgers.

00:28:43.660 They do look like White Castle burgers. 0.99

00:28:44.600 Some nice shit sliders, you know? 0.99

00:28:46.620 What are you? 1.00

00:28:47.820 I was literally about to throw up.

00:28:50.540 Look at the madness.

00:28:53.020 Dude, imagine. 0.99

00:28:54.200 So, I want to see them go to the African lady's house and then just start licking the floors. 1.00

00:29:00.020 I bet you if we found these guys. 0.93

00:29:02.420 Oh, you invited us over for dinner?

00:29:04.200 Thank you.

00:29:04.640 I bet you if we found these guys, they're on YouTube.

00:29:07.080 They have more followers than Clint.

00:29:08.680 Oh, yeah.

00:29:09.220 100%.

00:29:09.620 It repels snakes and scorpions, but it attracts pajits.

00:29:14.460 Yeah, that's the problem.

00:29:16.140 Dude, that's the new lane we're in.

00:29:19.160 Just finding YouTube channels that have more followers than me that do, like, terrible, 1.00

00:29:22.840 stupid things. 0.99

00:29:24.720 Like, that's awesome. 1.00

00:29:25.800 We're in the wrong lane, dude. 1.00

00:29:26.960 We need to be in the shit lane. 0.99

00:29:28.400 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

00:29:29.160 Maybe we should transfer over. 0.99

00:29:32.020 We aren't in the shit lane? 0.99

00:29:33.320 I thought this was exactly where we're at. 0.99

00:29:35.060 Guys, hold on.

00:29:35.500 Wait up.

00:29:35.740 Let's pull it together because I still, I want to, you just got me thinking about that 0.99

00:29:39.020 guy that we saw last week that fucked the pasta. 1.00

00:29:41.280 I'm thinking if he fucked different animal shits, but I want to watch his one with the 1.00

00:29:45.600 beans. 1.00

00:29:46.620 Whoa, what the fuck was that? 0.99

00:29:48.320 Oh, you want to watch the bean one? 1.00

00:29:49.880 We can watch the bean one.

00:29:51.280 Oh, yeah, because Clint missed this.

00:29:53.760 Clint completely missed this.

00:29:54.880 Here, I'll love it.

00:29:56.140 Can I ask you a question, though?

00:29:57.620 Look, let's just get through this real quick.

00:29:58.740 Yes, they love it.

00:29:59.640 They're manic for it. 1.00

00:30:00.960 They have, it's like shit psychosis. 0.99

00:30:03.360 But what I want to ask you guys is, based off of that, India or Africa? 0.98

00:30:08.000 Where do you, if you have to move?

00:30:10.320 If you have to move.

00:30:11.420 Africa.

00:30:11.720 Well, think about it.

00:30:12.240 There's a violent aspect to Africa, right? 1.00

00:30:14.840 There's a real problem. 0.55

00:30:15.920 Like, they're really machete-y.

00:30:16.620 There's also a really violent problem in India.

00:30:18.680 I think they actually say it's- 0.99

00:30:19.560 I fucking could take some Indian news. 1.00

00:30:20.480 If you're not a woman, you're safe as fuck in India. 1.00

00:30:23.200 There's not a single Indian dude that can fuck with you. 1.00

00:30:25.400 And I saw a video today of Indian women also throw themselves at white dudes. 1.00

00:30:29.920 Oh, yeah.

00:30:30.680 And also, there might actually be a handful of attractive women in India, whereas there's zero in Africa. 1.00

00:30:36.780 I gotta go to India, because then I'll finally be able to fuck. 1.00

00:30:40.740 I changed my mind. 1.00

00:30:41.560 India.

00:30:42.220 Yeah, India, you'll be able to get some in India.

00:30:45.200 That's not a problem.

00:30:45.940 So you're going to India.

00:30:46.380 Can you imagine the Indian broad that ends up with toast? 0.99

00:30:48.760 Oh, man.

00:30:50.040 Also, I missed the joke.

00:30:52.140 I didn't miss it, but I want to circle back to the joke that was made about you repel insects and snakes, but you attract pajeets.

00:31:00.840 And I just want to know, do y'all think that's a good trade-off, or do y'all think you would rather have scorpions?

00:31:06.260 No, I'd rather have scorpions.

00:31:06.860 You'd rather have scorpions? 0.97

00:31:08.780 Well, because it's legal for me to kill one of those, but not the other. 1.00

00:31:13.000 I'd rather have a scorpion on the floor than a bunch of shit, too. 1.00

00:31:16.440 Some Indian dude is going to slither through your clay pot window, and then just start slurping your shit, and then try to steal your identity. 1.00

00:31:23.400 Slurping my shit? 1.00

00:31:24.740 What the fuck? 1.00

00:31:25.360 Do you think when Indian dudes walk into the bathroom, they get a boner? 1.00

00:31:29.360 Because I've asked this about homos before. 1.00

00:31:31.440 Do you think Indian dudes have the same thing?

00:31:33.320 They get hungry.

00:31:34.040 I've seen a lot of videos lately.

00:31:35.580 They get hungry. 1.00

00:31:36.560 The gay dudes get horny. 1.00

00:31:37.760 The Indians get hungry. 1.00

00:31:38.980 We know that Twitter is being inundated with Indian shit, and I've seen a lot of Indian dudes making out with posters of women. 1.00

00:31:48.000 I've seen a lot of that lately. 1.00

00:31:50.180 Dude, a gay Indian would be like – 1.00

00:31:54.300 He'd be hungry and horny. 1.00

00:31:55.520 Oh, my God.

00:31:56.740 He just –

00:31:57.420 An immovable object. 1.00

00:31:58.620 He would be eating ass for sustenance. 1.00

00:32:03.100 Straight from the tap. 1.00

00:32:05.060 Dude, in India, you've got to think about it, though, because everything is all backwards in India. 1.00

00:32:09.140 The kitchen is the bathroom, and the bathroom is the kitchen.

00:32:12.360 They're one and the same.

00:32:13.500 It's actually a good point, Toad.

00:32:14.920 Yeah, it's not bad.

00:32:15.560 You would fit in the video.

00:32:18.320 Let's go to our resident built-backwards expert to explain the backwards nature of the Indians. 1.00

00:32:22.600 I would say he would kill in India. 1.00

00:32:26.480 Build backwards buildings. 0.99

00:32:27.940 Oh, my God.

00:32:28.840 Build backwards better.

00:32:30.560 Yeah.

00:32:31.740 That could be Toad's expertise on everything.

00:32:34.380 He's like, they do this backwards. 0.99

00:32:36.560 Let me explain.

00:32:37.520 Oh, my God.

00:32:38.760 Here.

00:32:39.300 It is a great point.

00:32:40.320 They do it backwards.

00:32:41.560 Oh, backwards.

00:32:42.200 I'm backwards, boy.

00:32:43.120 He's back with beans. 1.00

00:32:43.940 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:32:44.720 He's back with beans. 1.00

00:32:45.240 This is the first one I've ever seen.

00:32:47.360 Wait, can we make calls?

00:32:48.380 I'm thinking Pinto is the way to go.

00:32:50.480 Hold on. 1.00

00:32:51.060 This guy is flamboyant as fuck. 1.00

00:32:53.460 I don't think he's gay. 1.00

00:32:54.920 Spaghetti, dude. 0.57

00:32:56.240 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:56.840 So, Clint, by the way, so last week, I brought up this guy, and I said, it's like the guy 0.98

00:33:00.140 that fucked beans. 0.99

00:33:01.260 And everybody was like, what? 0.99

00:33:02.300 And I was like, oh.

00:33:03.460 And so I looked it up, and I found out.

00:33:05.200 So this guy, he puts random foods inside of fleshlights and fucks it, and then ranks them

00:33:10.340 at the end.

00:33:11.120 This has got every episode it's happening.

00:33:12.520 Guess what, Clint?

00:33:13.520 He's got way more followers than me.

00:33:17.720 Not surprised by that one. 1.00

00:33:18.920 Clint, you would be crushing if you were fucking- 1.00

00:33:20.940 Clint, you should be doing some OnlyFans shit with your big dick. 1.00

00:33:23.600 Like, come on, man. 1.00

00:33:24.740 Like, get out there. 1.00

00:33:25.760 That big old dick, dude. 1.00

00:33:27.140 Get that big old dick out there, Clint. 1.00

00:33:28.480 You're leaving subscribers on the table, man. 1.00

00:33:32.100 You could be fucking things. 0.98

00:33:33.280 Clint, here's your OnlyFans content, and I swear to God, this is what you do. 1.00

00:33:37.020 You come out of your hotel, out of your fucking apartment, and you just, like, selfie yourself 1.00

00:33:41.860 walking to your car, but make sure you get your dick in there and show that there's 1.00

00:33:47.060 no underwear. 1.00

00:33:47.860 And then the next piece of content is you in your car with no shirt on.

00:33:51.380 And that's it.

00:33:51.860 Every day.

00:33:52.620 Those two things.

00:33:53.420 Every day.

00:33:54.020 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:33:54.780 No, you're right.

00:33:55.340 Look, look, there's a reality that I, like, I'm aware that I could, not necessarily that,

00:34:00.020 but I could do other things to grow more quickly.

00:34:02.440 Yeah.

00:34:02.600 I have values. 0.99

00:34:05.440 You could be reading Scott Horton books and jerking off. 1.00

00:34:08.020 What fucking values do you have, Clint? 1.00

00:34:10.160 You're like that in real life. 1.00

00:34:11.960 What I'm saying is just record your-

00:34:13.580 I do not put that aspect of me on the internet to try and grow.

00:34:18.080 You drive your car with no shirt on. 1.00

00:34:19.420 Only to people, not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:34:21.200 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:34:22.340 Thank you.

00:34:22.940 Thank you, Clint.

00:34:25.120 Tell him.

00:34:25.520 No, for real.

00:34:26.300 Like, you're okay with disrespecting us to our face, but, like, online, let's have some

00:34:30.500 more coups when we're online.

00:34:32.640 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:34:33.400 Yeah, of course. 1.00

00:34:34.440 Yeah, I'll have my dick bobbing around your fucking face. 1.00

00:34:36.460 This is how to build an OnlyFans account. 1.00

00:34:38.040 Oh, what are you, Cole?

00:34:38.980 What are you speaking of?

00:34:39.320 Yo, your mic's, you're on the wrong mic.

00:34:41.120 Your mic switched over to, uh, to a can on a string. 1.00

00:34:46.980 Can we watch this dude fuck these things, please? 1.00

00:34:49.020 Dude, I'm going chickpeas, I think. 1.00

00:34:51.600 That is a question only I can answer.

00:34:53.840 Those are chickpeas. 0.99

00:34:54.240 I'll answer it by fucking five of North America's most popular canned beans. 0.99

00:34:58.580 Wait, he's able to do this on YouTube? 0.99

00:35:00.940 It's on, no, no.

00:35:01.600 I think I definitely went too far on this one, guys.

00:35:03.100 Actually, he does, because this is the worst thing I've ever done. 0.98

00:35:06.480 There's no way that fucking... 0.99

00:35:07.880 He can do this on YouTube. 1.00

00:35:10.720 He jerks off under the table. 0.86

00:35:12.380 Yeah, yeah, he puts, like, a thing up, but if you can see, there's a camera right there. 0.83

00:35:15.780 He has OnlyFans content, where he actually shows you the behind the...

00:35:20.360 Yeah, he's smart.

00:35:21.840 Just so you're aware, I saw a post on Twitter the other day, a YouTube thumbnail of a dude 0.99

00:35:27.040 bent over, blanket over his back, and the name of it was Dildo or Penis. 0.98

00:35:32.720 And it was, like, he was supposed to decide which one it was, so yeah, you can get away 0.99

00:35:35.640 with a lot.

00:35:36.260 There was also the guy that was, like, he would do the, like, YouTube tutorials on how 1.00

00:35:43.000 to, like, shave your asshole or nare your asshole, and it was full asshole. 1.00

00:35:48.720 Full asshole. 1.00

00:35:49.740 Go back to the five screen with Toad in the middle, real quick. 1.00

00:35:54.260 You should do the whole show like that.

00:35:55.340 And that's how we became the Hate Speech Bunch.

00:35:57.700 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 0.87

00:36:02.560 Yeah.

00:36:03.200 Alright, here we go.

00:36:03.500 It's just the worst thing I could possibly ever do.

00:36:06.000 Worst thing probably anyone could do.

00:36:07.880 But I assembled the beans into five Fleshlight containers.

00:36:10.680 That's right, Fleshlight, the sex toy company. 0.96

00:36:12.920 If you didn't know, the Fleshlight is the thing you actually masturbate into. 0.96

00:36:15.740 They sell it from their shells. 0.84

00:36:17.480 Yo, fast forward.

00:36:19.100 But they sell their shells online for, like, 20 minutes.

00:36:21.880 Fast forward.

00:36:22.580 that's not what i imagined that would look like fast forward past the the fleshlight why are we 0.99

00:36:28.560 watching an ad god damn it i want to see a nigga fucking beans i'm not here for the ads i'm here 1.00

00:36:35.600 for the bean fucking a fleshlight ad though i'm kind of interested yeah i didn't know rogan did 1.00

00:36:41.780 like a thousand of them it's it'd be so easy to sell a fleshlight you know it's like hey that was 0.94

00:36:47.240 the original joe rogan sponsor no bullshit for 300 episodes yeah yeah dude it's so funny it's like 0.99

00:36:52.900 you don't have to like have ads for a fleshlight it's like hey you like your hand and jerking off 1.00

00:36:57.860 with that how about something that's closer to a pussy it's like there you go like it's like 1.00

00:37:02.480 these almost sells itself although i think it's also just funnier when it has a uh 0.99

00:37:07.020 a canned bean label on it all right pinto beans pinto's the winner oh man i can't open them

00:37:14.680 just put lube on my hands all right don't you hate it when that happens i'm gonna go in

00:37:18.580 we're going in jesus okay here we go that's the bean or see dude he's gonna call me the bean 0.99

00:37:25.500 he's gonna call the black beans part because the curvature of my penis doesn't it doesn't 1.00

00:37:31.380 accommodate well for things that don't move oh i have a straight dick i could totally take this 0.99

00:37:35.520 guy's whole business yes i think it's straight up from the can into the uncooked uncooked beans would 0.95

00:37:44.340 all feel basically the same well no no chickpeas are gonna win no chickpeas are a little bit

00:37:49.160 different black beans are definitely different it's like you're just you're just racist they

00:37:53.180 what about a lima bean a lima bean's a big bad boy which i guess it would make more lima beans

00:37:58.380 lima beans are more smooth i think that could feel better but these other beans they're all the same

00:38:02.220 that could feel nice 1.00

00:38:03.300 can we please watch this nigga fuck i like i want him to fuck some beans let's go 1.00

00:38:11.420 shit six months from now thank god they're not dry beans that's it's i'm fucking beans so they are 1.00

00:38:18.200 i don't expect them to be great but yeah it just feels like a bunch of like interesting textures all 0.99

00:38:23.480 at once uh pintos are really they're a lot stronger than i thought wait does he have to fuck 0.99

00:38:29.120 uh does he have to fuck them to completion by the way did we try no no i think that's really 1.00

00:38:34.100 it's not a unit of kidney beans here we go 1.00

00:38:36.420 i guess pinto oh those are those are those are moist yeah that's good awesome stop opening it

00:38:46.420 by the way do you think he had to pop a viagra for this right there's no way last week like

00:38:53.520 unless he's he's like how you stay hard for beans right unless unless you have i think i could do it

00:39:00.460 i don't think you understand how like how perverted some people are you know what i mean 0.97

00:39:04.040 yeah or just or just how good like some people just have crazy dick uh control just be like just 0.96

00:39:10.020 be like i can think and now i'm hard like just be like that's wild yeah how do you think i did it 0.96

00:39:14.520 32 times in one day he's probably he's probably just voyeuristic and he he knows that there's 0.97

00:39:19.680 going to be millions of people watching this shit so he's like i'm hard instantly maybe maybe yeah 0.99

00:39:24.220 it could be the attention oh refried beans okay now now we're talking on the beans pinto you can 0.99

00:39:31.680 learn from from this the uh okay so apparently there is some difference between he likes the 0.99

00:39:36.180 kidney i think it's it's the the surface area of the bean itself what does nigga fuck last week 0.99

00:39:42.340 pasta pasta just different uncooked pastas no it was all cooked if they were cooked they'd all feel 0.98

00:39:50.320 the same with no no he was he said it was very different yeah he said he said well yeah i mean

00:39:55.300 if you blast through ravioli it depends on what's inside of you blast through ravioli he did do that

00:39:59.460 but so it was it was just one yeah mac and chussy one uh spaghettosi was not good was gnocchi on there 0.98

00:40:06.600 gnocchi was that on there it was no no i don't i think wasn't it i fucking no no linguine linguine 0.96

00:40:13.020 uh lasagna he didn't like lasagna lasagna chussy was on there lasagna this is this where i want to 0.98

00:40:19.640 get to is uh oh damn it i like the slidiness of the i like the slidiness you're just making words 0.88

00:40:24.780 up now bro hold on hold on this is the best part here f tier sorry but pinto beans i like pinto beans 0.96

00:40:33.260 to eat um all right please go he's not calling it this is what this this is the the like the whole

00:40:38.180 point of it is for the is for the tier list of how good each one of these are all right i just want

00:40:42.140 to see ba and s i don't know what s means superior s is like the top like it's like it's like tip top

00:40:47.820 like s tier i kind of knows so pinto is f tier next on the list sub c tier red kidney beans uh

00:40:56.740 those garbanzo beans not chickpeas that's the same thing uh still a little just a little bit too hard

00:41:03.040 uh not really anything i thought they were gonna be like slipperier all right wait pause it but we

00:41:07.100 need to take we need to take wagers on what's going to get the top slot garbanzo black or cannellini

00:41:12.780 black i'm going garbanzo the chickpeas are gonna win no i think they're hard chickpeas are kind of

00:41:19.980 like really they are hard yeah you're right gotta get some of that or and although that might give

00:41:24.820 something to like it has a good like the texture of it if it's hard garbanzo is hard is that what

00:41:29.920 you just said yeah yeah garbanzo is hard yeah yeah i'm going i actually i would think black beans i'm

00:41:35.320 gonna go black beans the only fans mom or get you know honestly i'm so racist like even though i think 0.97

00:41:41.040 you're probably right i'm gonna go with cannellini or whatever the fuck that word is i would much 0.99

00:41:44.560 rather have this guy as a dad than than a only fans mom yeah 100 it's not even close just a gay dude 0.99

00:41:50.780 fucking beans and you're like i'm proud of this guy yeah it's much rather than like hey i saw your 1.00

00:41:55.280 mom fuck her ass with a 18-inch dildo i saw your dad fucking beans and he last week he was fucking 1.00

00:42:02.240 pasta yeah you can almost go like you don't think this guy's gay come on he's definitely gay i'm kind 1.00

00:42:09.080 of glad he's not calling these by their uh oc names though because uh these ones would be called kid no 0.99

00:42:14.080 c i like that doesn't sound great i like fucking that oh yeah i've been fucking that kid no see 1.00

00:42:19.620 oops oh that black pussy oh i like that garbanzo c 1.00

00:42:24.460 nothing remarkable garbanzo c baby very very average okay let's see next on the tier list at 1.00

00:42:32.120 b tier garbanzo beans oh garbanzo beans they were better than the kidney beans and the pento beans for 0.98

00:42:40.100 sure garbanzo you got that shit yo justify it because of how how small they were they're small 0.94

00:42:45.800 and round and so they didn't apply like a nice they didn't have a lot of surface area to apply 0.94

00:42:50.820 i feel like i'm learning a lot so yeah yeah no hey i'm telling you go if you go back and watch the uh

00:42:56.720 the different um pasta one it actually he made like because i was like oh ravioli be good and he

00:43:01.960 did not like ravioli like like not yo we're watching this as a joke right but like how many how 0.97

00:43:06.500 many niggas tuning in every week just to watch this dude to be like oh i'm fucking this bean this 0.99

00:43:10.920 week he said he said uh so i how i how i put it was uh because i was like what the tier list means 0.99

00:43:17.140 is like s tier means you would honestly do this again you would fuck this like it would you would 0.93

00:43:23.100 do it again and like down to like f tier like that was it did not wasabi and like he said that mac and 0.77

00:43:29.620 cheese he said that macaroni and cheese was s tier and i was like so he would like he would like be 0.76

00:43:35.760 like i would do this again i would fuck mac and cheese he's like i would do this even if i wasn't 0.98

00:43:40.880 monetizing it now in a tier that's s tier man of course the canelli bean for fuckability let's go 0.99

00:43:47.900 black beans s tier so they they really actually molded to my penis and allowed it to actually like 1.00

00:43:57.240 molded to my penis that's why it's in a tier what is up with this fucking what is this s tier 1.00

00:44:02.600 no surprise this is black beans because the the liquid that's in the starchy liquid which by the 0.99

00:44:10.180 way my favorite food youtuber adam raguzia has an entire podcast episode about that can you imagine 0.97

00:44:15.360 can you imagine that plug how fuck that is for that guy for all my friends 0.83

00:44:19.720 let's go yo can you can you imagine having a legit cooking channel on youtube and this 0.97

00:44:27.740 bean fucker is like my favorite cooking channel quality endorsement dude i was like hey guys go 0.60

00:44:34.540 check out adam ragusa he has a great podcast episode on black beans i just i just i just realized i just

00:44:40.420 realized what this is this is a combination of black mirror and idiocracy it's like it's like a nightmare 0.61

00:44:46.560 but it's also hysterical i just realized this guy's been fucking things for 26 episodes there's a 0.94

00:44:51.820 podcast niche about beans like people listen to just beans regularly i know i think adam ragusa 0.54

00:44:57.120 just hold on believe it or not i've actually used a lot of his recipes in my porns

00:45:01.160 both

00:45:01.660 sideline things

00:45:05.720 the starchy liquid really binds everything together

00:45:13.200 how many views are on that hold on it's on it's on reddit so it's i mean 3.1000 uh but that's i have a

00:45:22.540 feeling that that's on the ground floor of probably the most popular thing over the next six he's got

00:45:27.540 one of the most popular anarcho stripperism 0.99

00:45:30.100 you think he's when he's fucking these things do you think he's got a condom on or is he just getting 0.98

00:45:40.440 like no no he needs it right up against you have to roll dog it yeah but then you're gonna get like 1.00

00:45:46.180 sauce noodle like you know what i'm saying you're gonna pack stuff in your dick hole 1.00

00:45:49.620 yeah that's what i was worried about because i said how big is your dick hole bro that's why the 1.00

00:45:54.080 spaghetti forcibly if you're packing things into a fucking and you're forcibly 1.00

00:45:58.280 trust me no garbanzo bean no black beans gonna fit up my fucking keister no i'm worried about 0.99

00:46:03.540 the sauce my pipeline yeah yeah well that's what that could be a problem yeah yeah because he said 0.98

00:46:08.760 like um last week with the like you're doing all the pasta i mean you put you pepper your salsa

00:46:15.080 like your pasta you pepper your pasta and then like you also like he had i mean i put i put i put 0.96

00:46:20.820 red pepper flakes all up in my pasta and then it would be a problem for my dick yeah and he also 0.95

00:46:26.060 like you know i when it was like ravioli and i was like if that's ravioli stuffed with like 0.94

00:46:30.560 meat not just cheese if it's meat too that's like usually it's really like chopped up fine meat 0.99

00:46:35.860 that shit can get in your dick hole right there it's amazing how easily we're able to slide into 1.00

00:46:40.440 the mentality of being someone who fucks pastas and beans not a problem we're like i don't like this 1.00

00:46:45.460 this could be an issue they're eating it after he's fucking it no no that that is something i 0.99

00:46:51.160 said though it is like if you do these kind of like if you did like really like to fuck mac and 0.99

00:46:55.720 cheese this is adam ragusa by the way like you could fuck it come and then just be like now i got my 1.00

00:47:01.240 next meal yo i bet you i bet you i bet you he's got patriot patrons who buy the beans after he fucks 0.99

00:47:07.960 them and they eat it oh 100 yeah probably i bet you i bet you there's also there's i bet is do you 0.99

00:47:14.260 think there's also the woman version of this girl where a girl is fucking herself with the same type of 1.00

00:47:19.500 thing she was like what yeah what beans fits better in my pussy uh piece of shit i don't like 1.00

00:47:25.800 there isn't one but now there will be i don't like this dude either no i like this dude he's 1.00

00:47:30.280 probably doing it with like vegetables and shit like is this zucchini better than this cucumber i that 0.93

00:47:35.000 that is probably true that actually probably doesn't oh there's that makes a thousand percent 0.99

00:47:38.980 chance that there's like thousands of only fans girls that you can get their their fuck toys shipped 1.00

00:47:43.980 to you if you pay oh yeah yeah i mean if you're buying farts in a jar bath water yeah if you're 0.99

00:47:48.560 doing bath water you there's 100 you can like i'm telling you if if it's josie if you want a million 1.00

00:47:54.140 dollar idea right there you go just like put some beans in a dildo fuck the dildo and then sell the 1.00

00:48:00.460 beans 1.00

00:48:04.880 it would be great if sell the beans

00:48:08.360 how to make entrepreneurial coal 1.00

00:48:15.080 that's good i like it that was good timing put the beans in the dildo fuck the dildo sell the beans 0.99

00:48:21.460 repeat there's an infinite money machine repeat oh god dude oh my god that's incredible 0.99

00:48:32.100 not a bad business model i see the monkey with the symbols just in cole's brain 0.97

00:48:37.580 yo and the monkey stops and he goes put the beans in the dildo 0.99

00:48:42.880 this is all coming from the little jew on my shoulder like whispering this to me just like 1.00

00:48:51.420 dog that's the devil 0.99

00:48:52.860 but he repeats himself 0.99

00:48:56.760 i repeat myself fuck yeah are we are we done no i did something different this is time for like 0.97

00:49:05.520 an ad break we're gonna do a real legitimate ad ad read all right oh for nado dude okay this is 0.99

00:49:12.440 before we got a little graphics for nado not even doing for the read yet this shit right here 0.98

00:49:17.220 yeah like so it smells so goddamn good yeah like i'm telling you i'm like nah it's mine 0.99

00:49:23.320 also mine didn't have a uh american flag sticker on it so that's garbage what the fuck is that 0.98

00:49:28.540 but like i was expecting like whenever uh mr nado like sent me is this how is that how you're 0.98

00:49:33.900 supposed to do it that's how you're supposed to do it i fucked up oh okay i needed this he's like 0.99

00:49:40.180 i've just been fucking it the whole time listen so i've just been using andrew nado go to 0.98

00:49:46.100 nado shaveco.com and you can get this stainless steel razor we have shave soap it's luxurious 0.98

00:49:52.660 we've got it smells so goddamn good i've got like a thousand of these razors i don't know what to do 0.62

00:49:57.340 with them he sent me more the three-in-one soap dude the three-in-one soap is so good and like with 0.79

00:50:03.680 it like i was not gonna lie like i i love nado and he makes good razors i was when he said hey i'm

00:50:09.360 gonna ship you some like some uh some soap i was expecting basically dove soap that he like put 0.66

00:50:16.140 like nado like he scratched nado into like no this dude fucking like made his own soap out of like it 0.97

00:50:23.100 literally like has the grades on their dreams it's literally like it's like lye soap like essential 0.62

00:50:28.420 oils and like what i don't know like and it's like it smells delicious and i was like okay dude

00:50:33.060 listening to cole do an ad read makes me feel like if i was a sponsor i would pay to have anybody else 0.74

00:50:38.780 read it right i'm not even gonna read this is just that's just i know i know it's just you talking

00:50:42.580 but like from my heart you know what i mean i've been elizabeth has been using it promo code tower 0.60

00:50:48.560 gang uh for 10 off 15 off at uh i think it's 15 at nato shaveco.com go support him it's made from

00:50:56.800 real cow dunk he's he's got he's got the he's got the most uh buys from liberty lockdown so let's see 0.88

00:51:04.740 if we can beat it tower gang do your thing nado shave like a real nigga 0.99

00:51:08.580 i i did tell i i will try to use the uh the shave soap as lubricant soon um and i'll i'll get back 0.99

00:51:20.960 with y'all on how that works out to put things up your ass or what no no like to jerk off with i'm not 0.99

00:51:26.440 and i don't know this is this is cole's only cool you can say what's better you can you can take the 1.00

00:51:31.060 butt end of your razor use the the ladder yeah it's your shave soap cole that's your content dog

00:51:38.820 yo that's my favorite sound effect go ahead you do it do it blocked out the same way and just like 1.00

00:51:45.260 that all of all of your sponsors just like read how you can jerk off or shove it in your ass that's 0.99

00:51:50.460 it create only thoughtfully yeah describe it thoughtfully let me tell you i've seen i've seen 1.00

00:51:55.620 you jerk off from i've seen you jerk off from the south it's it's pretty awesome i think you could 0.97

00:52:02.440 sell that that's money on the table baby just leaving it out there you're just leaving money 1.00

00:52:08.920 on the table like like you guys are giving me shit because i don't walk to my car having my dick flop 1.00

00:52:13.480 around in my sweatpants and then getting my my convertible i need to be i need to be jerking 1.00

00:52:17.920 off on camera yeah i need to be doing porn you're leaving money on the table bro what are you doing 1.00

00:52:22.940 this is we we have no we have no principles anymore we're just going to fucking do whatever it takes 1.00

00:52:29.180 you have you're living in it you know i'm sponsored baby boy you're living in a trailer and you're 0.94

00:52:35.080 about to buy a house you can't afford you better get on only fans now yeah it's gonna have to happen

00:52:39.920 and not not even elizabeth on the one thing just me i feel like we probably have one or two gay 0.98

00:52:45.580 tower gang fans that would totally pay to see you fucking pound 100 remember that big muscly 0.99

00:52:49.240 nigga that showed up to georgia oh yeah oh yeah that dude what's going on with david right now 1.00

00:52:54.560 that's matt oh yeah i don't know i can't help it when it gets after it's called sundowning right

00:53:03.420 it's uh 10 p.m i don't know if you guys know this for the past 10 minutes i slipped into

00:53:07.060 uh black mode it's just kind of what i do once that's awesome when the sun goes down you become

00:53:11.960 black like it's kind of i can't help you i can't i go into dark mode by the way by the way i don't

00:53:17.380 think matt is actually gay i just think it's fun to talk about like he is but he's like a super 0.99

00:53:21.120 swole accountant and he just got like that gay energy i thought he wanted to fuck cole i'm just 1.00

00:53:24.640 being honest yeah yeah he's a good guy to do to do probably straight but like he wants to fuck 1.00

00:53:29.240 wait raven raven is a were nigger basically yeah i'm an aware 1.00

00:53:34.960 that sounds like a psa for black on black crime are you aware 0.98

00:53:41.840 should should you be out past midnight in chicago are you aware 0.99

00:53:50.940 are you aware of these statistics nigger 1.00

00:53:54.660 does the moon make you want to shoot your gun sideways nigger 1.00

00:54:01.560 you should be aware nigger that you could just stay home nigger you ain't got to go out to get 1.00

00:54:06.960 chicken you can just stay home it's a medical condition at the end of this psa it's actually 0.99

00:54:11.180 just the commercial for a pharmaceutical pill for a black person 0.99

00:54:14.040 oh dude that's a great yo that's a great fucking bit that's like what steven crowder would do if he 0.99

00:54:21.320 could like do aware a drug that like keeps them from dying he's like where where where's all the 0.98

00:54:27.240 dresses i need to be i want to be in a dress i don't know how i'm going to be in a dress in this

00:54:30.380 in this bit have you abandoned that's why you shut it down he was like you find your credit score

00:54:35.160 tanking consistently day by day is i don't care just be aware nigga i don't care about the blatant 0.99

00:54:40.860 racism i just need to be in a dress all right how can we fit a dress in here in the last six months 0.98

00:54:45.980 you have multiple stab wounds you just need you just need a twice daily dose of aware nigga 0.99

00:54:51.540 you want to find your old daddy finally you don't know where nigga yo you guys are aware of the nigga 1.00

00:55:00.600 loop oh my goodness bro this is this is deep timeline cleanse lore i don't know david he called me

00:55:09.140 he called me in the middle of the night and i'm like david what's going on he's like do you know

00:55:14.320 what a nigger loop is and i'm like no but now i need to know and then he starts to explain it to me 0.99

00:55:19.980 i'm like yo and everybody's seen it everybody's seen it you just don't recognize it basically what 0.77

00:55:25.380 it is it's like when when black people get into a fight right something happens where they put their

00:55:30.680 their verbal function on autopilot and and then all of their resources are dedicated to fighting but 0.98

00:55:38.000 they do like to generate chaos so that is what the autopilot is for so basically what happens is black

00:55:43.220 people get into a fight and they'll all of a sudden latch on to one word or phrase oh yeah for example 1.00

00:55:49.560 they'll go like pussy bitch what's up bitch yeah what's up bitch what's up bitch and they'll never 1.00

00:55:55.460 fucking stop and i'm telling you guys you will never look at another black fight video the same 1.00

00:56:00.940 i will say every i've seen white people do it i will say this i will say this also i think it 1.00

00:56:11.560 happens when they're fighting or they're fucking i think fucking so all they're all the so all the 1.00

00:56:16.940 the blood goes watching black porn this is from my uh my experience i would feel like you would hate 0.99

00:56:24.680 that no i don't like it no i don't know it's really funny though if he watches black fights and you're 0.98

00:56:29.640 like i know you're the expert on that i'm an expert on black porn okay this is what they do it's like 0.90

00:56:33.320 no but it's like their their blood goes from their brain to like their muscles to fight 1.00

00:56:37.420 or their dick to fuck black people don't have a lot of blood black people don't have enough blood 1.00

00:56:42.820 yeah it's interracial it's all shaped like sickles and shit 1.00

00:56:45.880 guys i have a question is interracial with a banger is that black porn um yeah interracial 1.00

00:57:00.400 if there's a black person on the screen i am watching black porn and i yeah if it's anywhere 0.99

00:57:04.980 slight like the honestly top i would consider you black porn if i saw you fucking yeah i'd be like 1.00

00:57:11.040 you're too brown yeah it's too brown like that's a good point you don't ever see fucking latinos in 1.00

00:57:15.780 porn dude that's just the girls uh just yeah the latinas i said latinos oh okay uh isn't there 1.00

00:57:23.520 the isn't there that one like really like really small dude yeah you never see like mexican dudes 1.00

00:57:28.260 of course of course cole's like no i know fucking pablo you know pablo esco esco boner 1.00

00:57:32.840 you don't see you don't see like cholos like fucking old school cholos with the long dickies 1.00

00:57:41.120 and the high socks it's like no one wants to see some fucking spick bang what is it it's just yeah 0.99

00:57:45.320 it's off-putting it's gross they don't like it it's disgusting get it off my screen but i 1.00

00:57:48.880 but it makes sense because also like black dudes when they fuck like you like that dick 1.00

00:57:52.480 you like that dick yeah and that's and they just keep saying that over and over again 1.00

00:57:56.160 what's up white boy what's up what i got i got that all the time yeah i can't when they were 1.00

00:58:02.480 fucking is that what you're talking about that by the way great great content is be like is this 0.99

00:58:11.000 black guy fucking or fighting and then you just play the audio yeah and then you just identify that 1.00

00:58:16.660 oh you like that and you're just like stabbing a dude yeah come up with some names take it bitch 1.00

00:58:22.860 take it bitch take it bitch and then this episode is horrible this is horrible this episode 1.00

00:58:28.700 some dark content here boys a were nigga is one of my favorite bits we've ever done just for the 0.99

00:58:35.760 record you know what i think it is oscar gay la jolla on the stream yard right now like uh we 0.70

00:58:41.820 fucked around and we made it dark mode so everything is dark like you know yeah i did the same thing 0.98

00:58:45.920 yeah it's flipped and now i feel like that's affected our attitude because it's fucking dark like this 0.98

00:58:50.380 these subjects are yeah it's true yeah it's got a more intimidating vibe to it it's brought out the

00:58:56.880 worst in me and i i like it i'm telling you guys though you're never getting loops identify that loop

00:59:03.440 i think okay so we know that we know the black guy loops what are the white guy loops like that would 0.95

00:59:08.900 be like whenever we're either fucking or fighting i don't know i don't think white guys really have a 0.98

00:59:13.100 loop i think you'll hear them actually communicating like that's typically what you hear like why are you 0.96

00:59:18.220 doing a fight yeah or you know because it should be fucking or fighting like that's usually when 0.96

00:59:23.260 the white dudes actually think though you know what the white guy loop is the white guy loop is when 0.99

00:59:27.380 you create a civilization and then you give it up to browns and then they then you have to redo it 1.00

00:59:32.220 again that's the white guy it's much longer that that cut deep dog that cut deep that really hurt 0.99

00:59:38.640 that's the jews use the blacks as biological warfare against yeah it's it's a loop it's a whole thing 0.99

00:59:44.340 it's a whole thing it's a lot longer it's the it's the racial circle of life yeah whereas blacks 1.00

00:59:50.080 loops are much tighter much much tighter like white people build civilizations jews begin to tear it down 1.00

00:59:55.800 then the minorities absolutely destroy it then the white people have to rebuild from the ashes and then 1.00

01:00:00.020 that's the that's the racial white guy loop is the noose oh what a fucking banger holy shit 1.00

01:00:14.660 we might want to take down the new the dope symbol when we're doing it it's just dancing in the corner 0.99

01:00:21.680 someone screenshot the nadeau shaved next to the white guy uh loop is the noose 0.96

01:00:29.580 dude the uh the nadeau uh logo's all black too so it looks like a fucking like gollywog 0.98

01:00:36.200 dancing there or some shit oh what oh gollywog what i'm sorry what he just whipped out gollywog 0.99

01:00:42.520 just because he could i never even heard the word sir new fly oh hey bitch sure yo that's just close 1.00

01:00:48.540 cozy clint what did happen to uh what happened to fleek of the week by the way i just stopped 0.93

01:00:53.060 doing this is it dog no fleek of the week cozy clint you're looking at it coca-cola slash cozy

01:00:58.740 clint since the guy that did the uh the the white guy loop is a noose you can get that or you can

01:01:03.040 get this one yeah interdimensional buttholes that's a hard choice

01:01:08.780 nobody's gonna notice the code they're gonna like coca-cola shirt everyone's gonna notice the

01:01:17.120 interdimensional buttholes that's a banger i love that and although honestly though

01:01:21.480 interdimensional buttholes kind of goes hard like i feel like you could you could walk you

01:01:24.740 could walk around in that one because people be like huh that's kind of funny you got to be aware

01:01:27.920 to wear that shirt i got i got another one but i'm i'm just it just says cozy clint uh and it looks

01:01:35.040 like uh coca-cola like oh yeah i'll pull it back up real quick it's sick for mr ball bags i got

01:01:40.240 another one i haven't dropped yet it's uh the based and come pilled that one is a 0.68

01:01:45.280 fucking banger shirt cozy clint go buy it whatever this is really it's a really comfortable shirt i 0.90

01:01:51.320 made this one super comfortable thank you you actually you actually got a different type of 0.97

01:01:55.720 shirt just for this one i like the most comfortable it's the most comfortable one

01:01:59.980 that's good it should be made out of the most supple material i mean if you had to choose

01:02:04.240 if it wasn't it would be false advertising so like it's good you have a really comfortable pair 0.97

01:02:08.860 of underwear that you y'all like like there's one that you go like sheath is fucking good dude i 0.98

01:02:13.880 have one underwear because i bought i bought underwear for my wedding and i like bought like 0.94

01:02:19.160 the most expensive underwear on the market and like uh for my wedding day and like i still wear 0.99

01:02:24.340 that shit it's like i see it in there i'm like i'm gonna have a good day today throw that shit on 0.99

01:02:28.160 it's made by tanny t-a-n-i what does that cost it was it was like uh sixty dollars or something like 0.99

01:02:35.760 what one pair i think it better last i try to remember because i got an undershirt and

01:02:41.400 underwear didn't make any noise he said sixty dollars all three of us said oh my god clint

01:02:45.320 didn't even say anything he just yeah i was just because i was like this nigga wouldn't spend six 0.99

01:02:50.380 bucks to fix his fuck fix his fucking mic oh my god for a year but he spent 60 on boxers that's 1.00

01:02:55.880 what made me mad dude i like fucking uh uh duluth buck naked underwear that shit lasts like forever 1.00

01:03:01.300 i've had some pairs don't plug anything other than sheath i'm sorry fuck sheath they don't 0.99

01:03:08.280 sponsor us they sponsor liberty lockdown though lockdown sheath does not conform to my i'm built 0.99

01:03:14.600 fucked up everywhere including my dick and balls so they don't like fit into the sheath correctly 1.00

01:03:19.620 oh really too big too small too crooked too awkward i have underwear that have like a weird pouch and 1.00

01:03:27.240 they make my dick like stand up and the other day i didn't realize when i was at mma that that's a 0.99

01:03:32.820 problem it dude yeah it's a problem if you wear underwear and your dick like does the little up 0.99

01:03:38.560 thing it's yeah it looks it looks wild there's a mouth thing because because if it gets like if it 0.99

01:03:44.680 gets like cocked up then it looks as if you have like a really tiny boner yes yes yes and i'm sitting 0.99

01:03:51.980 there at mma and i noticed like the i only had that problem because my dick is too small to even 0.99

01:03:55.680 like oh shit like i look like i'm bricked up fighting these niggas yeah exactly it was not 1.00

01:04:01.600 good dude it's very you bricked up with a with a real little dick what i don't understand about 1.00

01:04:07.080 the sheath pouch promo code lockdown is that is that um like my dick varies in size dramatically 0.99

01:04:13.940 throughout the day like it'll be like good and it'll be like embarrassingly small and like 0.99

01:04:19.160 you can't that's a problem that's a problem what the fuck are you talking about you can't put your 1.00

01:04:25.720 if you put your dick in the pouch and it's like changing dimensions all day and it comes out of 1.00

01:04:29.660 the pouch does it come out of the pouch i don't know i don't fucking i don't even use it because i'm 1.00

01:04:33.740 like i'm so concerned about it just like slipping out of there yeah because it comes out of the pouch

01:04:37.220 and then it's not going to go back in the pouch it would go like outside like yeah it's sneaking 0.99

01:04:41.580 in my b-hole it's constantly in a state of flux of just yeah my dick is just fluxing dog yeah it's how it 1.00

01:04:46.880 goes man it's fluxing dick power it's like you're fucking the the dick sheath basically so you get 1.00

01:04:51.700 hard because of it i don't like yeah i don't like that it's like slowly fucking my underwear all day 1.00

01:04:56.680 all right here's here's a question because we were talking about come a moment ago if you had to choose 0.99

01:05:01.880 between drinking the horse come and and by the way we're not we're dropping the stats we're dropping

01:05:08.280 the stats on this one if you drink the come you're not getting the 18 so that's off the table 0.93

01:05:11.980 drink the horse come eat the cow shit biscuit horse come horse come wait i don't get the 18 0.98

01:05:18.920 percent it gives you no no no no no no no we take we're taking the powers out of the game yeah 0.99

01:05:22.840 what do you get either nothing you just have to choose between cow shit biscuit made in india 1.00

01:05:27.360 or a horse sustenance nigga i'm eating i'm eating this shit i'm eating this really no horse come 1.00

01:05:33.760 horse come all the time that's i think i'm eating the shit biscuit yeah no no way no deep fried shit 1.00

01:05:39.940 biscuit you want deep fried even indians don't pound horse come is it well done well we don't 1.00

01:05:46.500 know that it's well done let's talk we don't know that come is it blackened is the horse shit blackened 1.00

01:05:52.860 it's no it's the cow shit it's blackened but it's also yo it's seasoned with curry and shit and 1.00

01:05:57.600 onions and shit cow shit cow shit yeah i'm taking the cow shit biscuits you guys are insane no yeah 1.00

01:06:05.040 i'm gonna drink horse come fuck you by the way you know how you know how funny by the way 1.00

01:06:11.800 how many times have you taken a like just taking a shot like a no no no no no just like you do a 1.00

01:06:17.980 shot of alcohol all right just like like something like everclear something real hard like you just do

01:06:22.460 it and it's like it's it's done like in a second same thing with come just done no because you have

01:06:27.600 to like your tongue pick up and you have to shot glass and you have to does your wife even drink 1.00

01:06:32.820 your cum no she doesn't but she also doesn't eat but she also doesn't eat shit so i don't know what 0.99

01:06:38.460 your point is dude equine cum is is wildly i'm sorry i'm sorry but like rated in your 0.99

01:06:46.400 world like for for horse come i just do just one gulp it's gone you have to chew you can't because 1.00

01:06:52.740 you're yeah but then for the rest of your life you fucking drank horse come and i and you ate shit 0.99

01:06:56.520 i ate a piece of shit you drank by the way they're like well there's there's a whole there's a whole 1.00

01:07:00.880 phrase saying you ate shit there's no thing like i went to india and i ate their fucking most elite 1.00

01:07:06.600 cuisine you drank cum out of a horse you're psycho there's no thing for like you ate cum yeah it is 1.00

01:07:12.140 it's called you're gay that's literally the insult associated with that black and horse come 1.00

01:07:17.080 click uh drinking the horse come is part of uh like an ancient ritual of some kind though so 0.98

01:07:21.600 we're still doing that wait what no no we're not giving you the powers we're not giving you the

01:07:25.420 it won't give me the powers but it's still an ancient ritual you can't have the powers you can 0.93

01:07:28.800 only drink the cum i guess yo toad what are you going with you going with the horse come or the 1.00

01:07:32.940 shit yeah wow you're sick i'm drinking horse come all day yeah i think you're surrounded by gay you're 1.00

01:07:38.040 in a fucking you're in a horse come sandwich right there horse come is not gay it's horse come it's 1.00

01:07:42.420 not guy come dude you're in a horse come sandwich it's way worse than a fucking a dude's come it's a boy 1.00

01:07:48.120 horse and i think you should really consider yeah exactly dude's jerk the horse off to like 0.99

01:07:52.920 that's not gay right breeding a horse you have to manually jerk it off it's not suckafishoff.com 0.93

01:07:58.840 how do we get to this bit every week it seems impossible to me it's utilitarian it's like it's 0.99

01:08:09.540 like point of the show i can i can i can shoot cum so much faster and just be like all right forget and 0.79

01:08:14.180 i forgot about you literally have to pick up you're never forgetting it you're lying you have 0.99

01:08:18.520 to pick up you have to pick up a shit burger and then just be like yeah eat a bite very small like 0.98

01:08:23.880 it was not another bite hold on hold on no i'm sorry time out here's the thing let's make this more 0.99

01:08:28.580 interesting david i'm going to add to your preposition of would you eat this or this to eat 0.99

01:08:33.820 it you also have to prepare it so you've got to go and prepare your own shit patty mix it or 1.00

01:08:39.800 prepare your own horse come horse off oh man you got to get the cum yeah yeah what are you doing 1.00

01:08:46.220 yeah um i'm i'm definitely taking the the shit patty this is i'm doubling down on the shit patty 1.00

01:08:52.040 honestly i don't think mr hands was i don't think mr hands getting fucked by a horse is gay i just 1.00

01:09:01.020 think it was bestiality i think it was gay dog it was a male horse is bestiality gay oh yeah it's 1.00

01:09:07.500 very gay yeah are there female horses like with horse pussy oh is there like like we all know 1.00

01:09:15.560 about horse dog but like are you retarded no i know i know that they are but like no one's ever 1.00

01:09:22.100 seen it is it like you've never never seen that hussy yeah horse sissy they got that sneaky hussy 1.00

01:09:28.920 they hide that hussy sneaky hussy yeah yeah that's a hidden hussy clint clint yes horses have pussy 1.00

01:09:36.980 we both fucked one huh oh damn what the what the hell that's a deep cut do you think that a horse 1.00

01:09:50.120 uh comes quick or is this a long laborious no no we saw it dude that horse that that tore up mr 1.00

01:09:55.420 hands like yeah he fucked him fast and it was violent wait you guys i just googled of course i 1.00

01:10:01.220 watched horse pussy and it it k didn't come up see i told you ain't a thing real oh i'm an idiot now 1.00

01:10:08.440 huh cole doesn't exist horse cloaca they're like do you mean horse vagina you uncouth asshole googler 1.00

01:10:20.080 dude that's an actual pussy right there yo take it down take it down quick that's a human pussy 1.00

01:10:33.880 fuck you tyler take it down what are you doing 1.00

01:10:36.820 yo if we get our channel nuke for that i'm gonna be pissed 1.00

01:10:41.000 unbelievable of all the things you look at no we can definitely look at horse pussy on any channel 1.00

01:10:46.980 on on youtube oh that's right yo hey make sure make sure in the drop down you select uh like 0.56

01:10:52.140 mini mini educational document documentary and i think we'll be all right quick quick it's gonna be 0.87

01:10:57.180 so funny you have to add an educational aspect to it this is the the don't fuck it horses are 0.98

01:11:02.980 that's the education don't fuck it dude it's so it's oh oh oh no oh baby oh no at least show 1.00

01:11:13.720 horse dick so it's not as fucking gay no no no we don't gotta see horse dick either no don't do that 1.00

01:11:18.800 there's no offsetting this what just happened dude to me it's just so funny just going back to him 1.00

01:11:26.560 typing in horse pussy and i can just see and to me i just think of google as the guy like that whole 0.99

01:11:31.840 bit by college humors google as a guy just like someone types in horse pussy and google just goes 1.00

01:11:36.240 like it's like did you mean horse vagina it's like horse pussy it's like no i didn't mean horse 1.00

01:11:45.140 vagina yahoo look we didn't find any results for horse pussy what are you talking about you weirdo 1.00

01:11:50.500 who the fuck is yahoo-ing things i don't know it's feeling risky hey guys i use altavista instead 1.00

01:11:58.560 psa if you want to find horse pussy don't use yahoo all right talk about a worthless search engine 0.99

01:12:06.180 the one time i go to yahoo i bet you i bet you i bet you bing i bet you bing can get you 1.00

01:12:12.660 a plethora of horse pussy all right yo you ever ask james about horse pussy 1.00

01:12:17.520 you'd be drowning in horse pussy 1.00

01:12:20.380 yo my nigga james knows all about horse pussy 1.00

01:12:23.940 good god what the fuck is this show about guys we gotta laney at it i think 1.00

01:12:28.760 yo run it run it we gotta get off this time 0.97

01:12:31.240 let's check it out 0.98

01:12:34.840 amazing amazing yeah oh and we're gonna get no that's fucking we're about to get uh 0.96

01:12:43.140 already take the beginning to aladdin dmca takedown right here immediately yo yeah this is dmca but 0.85

01:12:49.760 it's all right we're talking over it yeah this is yeah keep talking because if we 0.98

01:12:53.740 oh yeah i think just that music itself like the first i mean if you're talking to horse pussy 1.00

01:12:59.960 oh god we're fucked we're fucked yo we're gonna get a lawsuit 1.00

01:13:04.060 100% scat porn 1.00

01:13:06.900 oh shit that is sick 1.00

01:13:12.560 that's fucking like raining around 1.00

01:13:14.520 oh shit 1.00

01:13:16.720 oh no 1.00

01:13:19.200 oh my god 1.00

01:13:24.840 oh shit 0.99

01:13:30.960 we want to come 1.00

01:13:36.060 we want to come 1.00

01:13:37.420 you can get high from clenching your butthole and like you should drink your own cum and you 1.00

01:13:46.320 suck your other your friend's dick and shit like 1.00

01:13:47.960 oh my god 1.00

01:13:48.780 i'm a racing car passing by like lady goddiver

01:13:52.820 i'm gonna go go go there's no stuff in me

01:13:57.780 do you think clint would classify us as one of his best friends

01:14:08.780 probably

01:14:09.780 maybe yeah i think so you have you have a lot of faith

01:14:13.160 he said he would defend me like physically in the last episode

01:14:17.160 i think that's because he sees you as like a pet

01:14:20.780 oh man 0.98

01:14:25.140 how many black podcasts do you listen to 0.99

01:14:30.300 how could you

01:14:33.380 you know what it always was after i listened to it i was like 0.90

01:14:36.240 i fucking did my part like i felt like it was reparations for me 0.99

01:14:39.580 i'm a sex machine ready to reload 1.00

01:14:55.740 what's the most fuckable pie just take literally a pie and then just mush it up and put it in a fleshlight 1.00

01:15:02.580 oh my god 0.96

01:15:09.580 this is my new favorite

01:15:24.580 yo you know he has so much fun whipping these up

01:15:41.920 oh dude

01:15:42.580 jesus christ that one was

01:15:44.420 amazing 1.00

01:15:45.420 that shit was sick 0.99

01:15:46.580 i wasn't even in it and i loved it 1.00

01:15:48.680 dude the the fucking with with toad at the end and he's doing the guitar riff and it's just 0.97

01:15:53.580 toad playing the ukulele 0.99

01:15:55.020 and it looks like he's yelling to the music

01:15:56.980 god oh my god that was perfect

01:15:59.720 that brings me so many emotions

01:16:01.740 like as i'm going through it like oh 0.99

01:16:03.580 fuck and then you're like oh this is great 0.99

01:16:05.260 and then there's just 1.00

01:16:06.120 i can't i don't know

01:16:07.620 dude also it also is so great because clint missed last week and he gets to watch the recap 0.99

01:16:11.420 and that was the best part that was the best part to find out the the super gay shit y'all talked about 0.99

01:16:17.420 he was really because i am i am the hardest 1.00

01:16:20.820 he was super into the car accident murders huh this time around it's interesting because sometimes

01:16:28.320 there are accidents i noticed like sometimes it's war he likes the war but this time he was like

01:16:32.980 death by vehicle is really well you know it's funny i had i had messaged him and i was like hey

01:16:37.920 did you put did you have like a edit for today and he was like yeah he said this one took me a really

01:16:41.780 long time to do and i was like what happened he's like i just had some creative differences and i was

01:16:46.460 like with who

01:16:47.020 you have full creative control

01:16:51.660 you are the

01:16:52.620 his own mind

01:16:53.860 his own mind is fighting himself

01:16:55.680 it's with his other gender 1.00

01:16:57.320 he's like i couldn't decide if i wanted to go with

01:16:59.620 13 people that are

01:17:01.380 self-immolating or just 7

01:17:03.160 incredible

01:17:04.760 well whatever you did that whole best friend talking was so funny

01:17:07.860 everyone's like

01:17:09.220 by the way the answer is obviously yes

01:17:11.100 that was so disingenuine wasn't it

01:17:14.260 just the also the pet part it got clint

01:17:16.560 that got clint so good

01:17:17.920 yeah that was that was so funny when you said i think he thinks of you as a pet 1.00

01:17:21.700 and by the way i would absolutely fucking brutalize anyone that fucked with toad 0.99

01:17:26.860 as long as it's not one of us if it's one of us then it's okay 0.99

01:17:29.300 that's what i'm saying if somebody hit my dog like i we're getting into a fight

01:17:32.660 right i like the idea of like clint holding toad like a baby after somebody's been mean to him

01:17:38.500 and then after clint waxes the shit out of him he then scoops up toad and he goes it's okay 0.60

01:17:42.680 yeah i would 0.95

01:17:43.620 i do look like one 0.92

01:17:45.780 oh yeah by the way the whole point like what 0.99

01:17:48.340 the uh like the fucking the different uh apostate went to 0.99

01:17:52.800 was also us fucking pie 0.99

01:17:55.080 in a fleshlight 0.98

01:17:56.480 and so we had to come up with what pies worked best

01:17:59.960 you had to do something to keep josie's attention yeah josie josie like i mean she i i don't think she's ever been

01:18:05.800 more if you guys are down for the laney fund that q just join the patreon qr code right there

01:18:11.640 and all of our money goes to laney so just fucking legitimately all our money does like we give we give 0.95

01:18:15.960 like most of the money i still haven't received any money from the show investment the smartest

01:18:20.200 investment you guys could be doing because it is so good like that's so good it's so much better than

01:18:25.640 any other podcast i've seen edits and the crazy thing is how good he's getting like markedly better

01:18:30.760 than when this first started like we should go back and watch the first laney edit oh and compare 0.73

01:18:35.480 them that would be a good move because i bet you you'd go holy no i don't i don't only eyes eyes

01:18:40.840 straight ahead we're moving it is funny because every every week so i'm always watching the comments

01:18:45.320 on the side during the lanyets and it's always like best one yet and it's every week everybody's

01:18:49.720 like best one yet because it always is it's always like the next is getting better it's getting

01:18:53.880 better this can't be uh better next week right by the way aware nigga is going to make for a great 0.86

01:18:58.440 edit next week i'm super looking forward to it i like that idea like if you have a white dude who's

01:19:04.920 like in the moonlight turning black that's a good shirt that's a good shirt hell yeah are you aware

01:19:11.000 nigga we actually do have some uh laney older laney edits you guys haven't done mailbag yet no we 0.72

01:19:18.360 haven't done well he just wants to get into mailbag in the we could we could do mailbag in the uh in

01:19:22.440 the post show because they all have the patreon an elite america's record for pablo ramirez

01:19:28.280 i've seen this this does not count where'd you find this clip of me what is this

01:19:32.760 gold medal locked away it does look like jose

01:19:36.680 this does not count dude this is a little this one 100 counts by the way it's like if you have a time

01:19:43.640 that counts bro what are we talking about that does not count bro he's three foot two that's a good lift

01:19:50.600 and pablo ramirez that's ridiculous he's the gold medal winner here at acapulco hell yeah pablo ramirez

01:19:58.040 baby is that at the uh the reach i know it's all he can do but that that doesn't count laney i i mean

01:20:04.280 tyler i put i put a laney edit in the private chat an older one i don't know if you guys want to just

01:20:09.480 watch it and then close out the show i would love to see it it's like an older one just to see how

01:20:14.440 like do you what do you want to uh we can we can do play this and then we can go to uh the uh penthouse

01:20:22.200 yeah we'll do this we'll go to penthouse and we'll do mailbag and penthouse so if you're not

01:20:26.040 subscribed yet hit the qr code and catch us there oh i think i remember this one i do remember this one

01:20:31.480 they're coming yeah i remember this oh they

01:21:01.400 that is the lord of the ring soundtrack shout out to ofer i think so they smiley and we will have

01:21:11.000 our day where we will praise the infants and smashes their heads against the rocks i remember

01:21:24.440 maybe we don't go hard enough yeah i think that's

01:21:26.680 yeah like could we go any harder jesus christ that's what i was doing i was playing 4d chess this

01:21:34.360 entire time saying that we need to go even harder because you're playing 40 suicide is what you're

01:21:39.160 doing fast forward to watching dudes beans

01:21:42.840 like we found a way to go harder

01:21:53.400 you guys are worshiping one jew that's a mistake you should be worshiping every single one of us

01:21:59.160 because we all die for your sins every single day and that's exactly what's going on we're dying for

01:22:06.600 your sins right now this guy's a real because the jewish people in the land of israel are the bulwark

01:22:11.560 against the orcs okay the orcs are coming not to a theater near you but to your lord of the rings 1.00

01:22:18.680 guys i'll be crying over my private jet that i got all these fucking idiots but we see in the talmud 1.00

01:22:25.160 in tree descent passage describes the right of the pharisee to kill anyone just as long as he did so 1.00

01:22:32.760 indirectly this one was a lot more anti-semitic

01:22:37.240 now everything that's going on in the world makes sense i'm like looking at tower gang as the source

01:22:42.280 of all the anti-semitism this is it's been us all along i'm glad we're over this phase like i feel

01:22:48.360 like the rest of the world now is on the whole hating the jewish people thing like we're beyond that

01:22:52.760 the pharisees flame yeah this seemed more like we were we didn't have very much content that 0.95

01:22:58.360 episode hates the jews jews just we no longer hate the jews we're aware nigger 1.00

01:23:08.520 people are people are like they they give me for like not being on the jew of the jew thing anymore 0.88

01:23:14.280 and it's like this was this was like i invented the jew thing we were so on the jew thing that we had

01:23:19.240 this killer i was born in the jew thing i was born it was made it was made probably before some of 1.00

01:23:24.840 these huge anti-semitic accounts even made their account on twitter dude it went viral twice i bet

01:23:30.200 you that happened before october 7th yeah i bet it was before october 7th this is really funny for the

01:23:37.080 the mel gibson thing and for the uh the thing with his uh kid being crucified that was after october 7th

01:23:43.400 though that was yeah but i'm just saying he had some huge viral anti-semitic moments

01:23:48.920 y'all hated that shoe before it was cool we've been doing a study well david's doing a study where

01:23:53.480 he just he put up something about like bashing hitler and then he put up something about like

01:23:57.320 he's like i don't like the jews and it got i'd say five times more traction as far as so crazy

01:24:03.560 because the interaction the hitler thing was thoughtful and researched and had like cited 0.93

01:24:08.680 shit and it was like a well thought out thing and then the jew post was literally just like 0.89

01:24:13.880 it's the jews that's all i said was it's the jews i think you said you said ahem mike check it's the 0.99

01:24:20.360 jews is that's it dude yeah and that just took off and the other one was like just struggling to get 1.00

01:24:26.200 any traction i'm like there's actually information in the other one there's actually you know sources

01:24:30.920 people people aren't interested in that it's crazy it's crazy this is why i like i went viral

01:24:36.040 death squad has been so successful like like i literally just i literally just posted a video

01:24:41.320 the other day of a guy just slapping a girl and a guy like hundreds of thousands of views and then

01:24:45.640 i post like something like actually i don't post anything yesterday oh are you videoing you got

01:24:51.400 our eating oh wait wait wait you can get it yeah yeah anyway so we're at the movie was that uh was

01:25:01.240 that a young reed cover now did look like reed it looked great but yeah i just i like i found that and

01:25:06.920 i posted it and then he just gets like hundreds of thousands i found out like oh that guy actually

01:25:10.360 like he does a lot of skits and but well i mean there was some things that i posted like if i post 0.98

01:25:15.320 some high information shit it gets no traction if i post the indian shitting in the streets that 0.99

01:25:19.560 gets a lot of traction and it's just like you know i get it it's it's whatever people are interested in 0.97

01:25:23.720 at the time but it just goes to show you like there was that you should post more like this

01:25:30.120 yo i want to hear the song yeah raven missed this

01:25:35.560 thank you this song's a banger she's a banger this is crazy it's just this is crazy

01:25:42.120 dude it's funny because i posted like i sent this to our chat and i just said holy hell

01:25:48.120 you know it's funny too because like like even if you just take from the the mid level of her nose

01:25:53.880 down to the bottom of her tooth toothers it's really just that the bottom she's got she's like 1.00

01:25:58.840 a good head other than the destruction i don't know maybe she still lives in asia because they still 0.99

01:26:05.800 wear yeah no no because they still wear masks and so if you just oh dude she could oh man can you 0.99

01:26:12.040 imagine put your finger just like take him just put your finger right over her like uh her mouth 0.74

01:26:17.480 and then just look at that and you go like 10. not bad and you take it out can you imagine getting

01:26:22.840 mask fished she's oh my god that is a mask fish like it's literally like just her teeth like if you 1.00

01:26:28.680 just it's just like her her eyes are a little weird but you it's like i would i would chuck up

01:26:33.800 your eyes to be her eyes are adorable she's japanese she's a coveted coveted faces are cool though butter

01:26:38.760 faces are cool because they have they always feel not like that i'm sorry brother i didn't know that 0.94

01:26:43.000 i didn't know that's rough dog she's a covet 19 man she's a coven wow hold on yo damn that was good man 0.89

01:26:53.400 that was good that was good you know what guys i thought it was awful we can't do any better than 0.97

01:26:57.240 well you were wrong we're gonna cap the show here and you can catch us in the penthouse oh yeah 0.99

01:27:05.320 it's the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no 1.00

01:27:10.920 what it's the tower power our slut to the tower power our bitch no way jose liberty lockdown 1.00

01:27:19.000 the tower power our flint bitch reed coal top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang 1.00

01:27:30.040 tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang liberty lock is truth say same with lobster cole and jose 0.99

01:27:37.080 toad is sick no way jose the tower power our slut they made day spent all his tower gang tower gang tower 1.00

01:27:43.400 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang it's so hard to line up the syllables 0.98

01:28:04.360 i mean i i i that's all folks

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Tower Gang - September 05, 2024

Ep 192 - Are You Aware？ w⧸ The Raven

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