Tower Gang - Ep 191 - Mac n' Chussy

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00:00:12.320 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.180 Don't intro us.

00:00:16.860 Might be a little bit straight.

00:00:19.300 Sort of goes both ways.

00:00:21.400 This is retarded.

00:00:22.100 This is retarded.

00:00:23.040 It's Powergate Wednesday, motherfuckers.

00:00:26.740 What's up, retards?

00:00:30.960 I want to listen to music from the hood.

00:00:32.860 I don't ever want to step foot in there.

00:00:34.600 Yes.

00:00:34.880 Right.

00:00:37.180 I've been replying for another one, and in the background of mine, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:42.680 But it would be so cool.

00:00:44.160 And I'm like, hold you when you're down.

00:00:49.280 Nah, that's a good point.

00:00:50.800 He didn't fuck his mom.

00:00:52.240 He just had his dick in her.

00:00:57.220 Why are we talking about f*** on this show?

00:00:59.160 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:04.440 I'm asking you a question.

00:01:08.260 Start.

00:01:09.740 Whoa, with the feet.

00:01:11.060 Skip the pussy.

00:01:12.200 Skip it.

00:01:12.860 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:14.440 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:16.080 I'm a fighter of a gun.

00:01:19.920 Hell yeah.

00:01:21.100 Dude, I saw.

00:01:22.540 So I have two things.

00:01:23.520 One, I saw that grandma reeled like today or yesterday or something like that.

00:01:27.780 And I was like, damn, this bitch is crazy.

00:01:29.740 And then two, the one where it says the retarded baby and has the dude, like the down's good.

00:01:33.560 He has been all over my feed, and I've just been loving it.

00:01:36.020 But I can't download it.

00:01:37.160 You can't download his videos on Instagram?

00:01:38.700 Wait a second.

00:01:39.480 Who is that kid?

00:01:40.320 Where did that come from?

00:01:40.780 Intro the show.

00:01:41.620 What show are we watching right now?

00:01:43.060 Go, Toad.

00:01:43.380 Oh, I thought we were just going to cold open and go right into it.

00:01:46.140 Do it.

00:01:47.160 Sub, guys.

00:01:47.800 Do it, dude.

00:01:48.800 The slump continues.

00:01:51.020 This is so far beyond absurd.

00:01:53.060 I don't even know what else to say, man.

00:01:54.940 Minnesota, San Diego today.

00:01:56.580 That under eight.

00:01:57.280 All right, I hate it.

00:01:57.860 Oh, man.

00:01:58.780 That thing was just dead right away.

00:02:01.660 Fourth inning.

00:02:02.280 Minnesota puts up a fucking seven spot.

00:02:03.720 No, no.

00:02:03.760 Stop it, Toad.

00:02:04.420 You're supposed to introduce us.

00:02:06.620 Like, you're being disrespectful.

00:02:07.560 He has no idea.

00:02:08.160 You're not doing better off dead.

00:02:08.940 Oh, to talk about it, my guests are here.

00:02:12.340 Thank you.

00:02:13.360 Do you think, would you call Toad a professional podcaster?

00:02:17.980 Technically.

00:02:19.260 No, no, no, no.

00:02:20.160 Like, not necessarily because he does this and he makes money off of it, but in the sense

00:02:25.120 of, like, he acts as a professional.

00:02:27.180 No.

00:02:27.460 Well, here's the thing.

00:02:28.440 No, I don't pretend to be.

00:02:30.400 Here's a better question.

00:02:31.280 Would you call him a professional gambler?

00:02:34.480 Anything?

00:02:35.700 No.

00:02:36.080 Yes.

00:02:36.400 He puts more effort, time, money, and thought into gambling than he does podcasting.

00:02:42.000 I would say no, just because I don't want to respect him or give him that acknowledgement,

00:02:46.540 and I know it really bothers him.

00:02:48.380 I don't think you're a professional gambler.

00:02:50.000 And he puts in more effort, like, 100x more effort on gambling than he does this podcast

00:02:57.180 and probably his own fucking job.

00:02:59.860 I'm semi-pro, baby.

00:03:01.700 And he makes more money doing this show than he does gambling.

00:03:07.020 That's what I'm saying.

00:03:07.740 That's really what it comes down to.

00:03:08.860 You make more money doing this show than gambling, and you're a professional gambler.

00:03:13.540 No, that's not true.

00:03:14.420 No.

00:03:15.120 It's actually getting a lot closer than you think so.

00:03:18.020 No, it's not.

00:03:18.320 No, it's not close.

00:03:19.360 It's a lot closer.

00:03:20.640 It's not close.

00:03:21.520 I average thousands a year gambling, man.

00:03:24.780 But you're not breaking up as if it's, like, his cut.

00:03:27.180 You're just saying.

00:03:27.940 No, no, I'm not.

00:03:29.080 I'm going to go our full thing over a year versus how much he makes a year gambling,

00:03:34.320 and we've already figured that out as eight grand.

00:03:37.480 That's very close.

00:03:38.540 Guys, hold on.

00:03:39.460 I've had a couple of huge years.

00:03:41.180 We're getting really close.

00:03:43.060 It's getting close.

00:03:43.880 Guys, join the Patreon.

00:03:46.160 Legitimately, 200 bucks more a month, and we'll be really close, actually, to...

00:03:50.660 Do it just to make Toad feel bad.

00:03:54.460 Give Toad money just to make him feel worthless.

00:03:57.180 Do it.

00:03:57.820 There you go.

00:03:58.980 That's the pivot.

00:03:59.480 Join at the Toad tier.

00:04:00.460 I think it's, like, $33.

00:04:01.900 Do that.

00:04:02.400 That'll be fine.

00:04:03.460 Looks like we actually got money.

00:04:04.900 That's the cozy tier, I think.

00:04:05.700 We had some dude sign up for one of the crazy high tiers.

00:04:08.160 We need to make up some new shit for that dude.

00:04:09.920 Don't worry.

00:04:10.140 Fuck, he killed Toad?

00:04:11.120 You want us to speak Ebonics this whole time?

00:04:14.240 This comes from my show.

00:04:15.380 These motherfuckers went on my other show, Nephilim Death Squad,

00:04:19.960 and we had a black dude on, and they asked him...

00:04:23.160 They did a super chat to ask him to do the whole episode in black scent.

00:04:26.520 And by the end of the show, he agreed he'd come back on for the right amount of...

00:04:30.740 If we raised enough.

00:04:31.680 I was like, what's the number?

00:04:33.160 He said he'd do the whole show in black scent.

00:04:34.880 So that's going to be amazing.

00:04:35.820 Black on crack.

00:04:37.300 Exactly.

00:04:38.500 These people are so racist.

00:04:40.140 They're making my guess.

00:04:41.840 I don't even know.

00:04:42.700 I don't know what to tell you, man.

00:04:43.700 But like, so today, me and my bitch, we was...

00:04:46.980 I can't do it the whole episode.

00:04:48.680 I couldn't seriously do it.

00:04:50.040 I'm not bad.

00:04:50.280 It would be so hard.

00:04:51.180 It would be so hard.

00:04:51.620 I couldn't do it for one second.

00:04:53.080 It disgusts me to even do that for one second.

00:04:56.100 So no.

00:04:56.180 And I listened...

00:04:56.900 Let's see.

00:04:57.380 How many podcasts do I listen to?

00:04:58.560 How many black people do I listen to?

00:05:01.040 Maybe just one.

00:05:01.900 There's one NBA podcast I semi-regularly listen to.

00:05:06.000 And because it's kind of funny, it's Jeff Teague's podcast.

00:05:09.360 Yeah, I know who he is.

00:05:10.180 I don't think I regularly listen to any black's thoughts, now that I think about it, if I

00:05:14.940 really look at it that way.

00:05:17.000 I definitely do not.

00:05:18.140 Let's take a poll of the room and a poll of the audience.

00:05:21.660 How many black podcasts do you listen to?

00:05:24.840 That's a great question.

00:05:27.400 Zero question.

00:05:29.600 Here's the thing.

00:05:30.620 I used to listen to that dude, Larry Elder.

00:05:33.880 I would listen to him.

00:05:35.020 Oh, God.

00:05:35.840 How could you?

00:05:37.040 Well, because I was like, you know what it always was?

00:05:39.160 After I listened to it, I was like, I fucking did my part.

00:05:42.200 Like, I felt like it was reparations for me.

00:05:44.140 Like, I felt like I had to.

00:05:45.200 And then I realized that's gay.

00:05:46.580 And then I just stopped listening to black people altogether.

00:05:49.220 They're not doing the same thing.

00:05:50.980 Is Candace black?

00:05:52.760 Yeah, technically.

00:05:53.700 Yeah.

00:05:54.300 She's black.

00:05:55.520 She's black, I guess.

00:05:56.720 She looks like an alien, sort of, right?

00:05:58.200 Like her eyes are too far on her head.

00:06:00.920 I don't know.

00:06:01.340 That bitch is weird.

00:06:02.120 Yeah.

00:06:02.300 Maybe, like, I did listen to Candace.

00:06:04.460 Everybody's coming after her, so that's why.

00:06:07.020 But she's, like, losing the black card, I feel like.

00:06:09.720 Like, she's less black than she used to be.

00:06:12.960 Yeah, which is good.

00:06:14.340 All right, I'm going to kick a cat out of this room because it's freaking out and I got trapped in here.

00:06:17.440 I'll be right back.

00:06:18.340 Is that what that is?

00:06:19.140 Yeah, Kundace Owens.

00:06:22.120 She's a white woman in black skin.

00:06:25.300 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:06:26.220 I didn't think about that.

00:06:27.320 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:06:28.440 Jesse Lee Peterson's not black.

00:06:30.120 Yeah, he's not black.

00:06:31.100 You can't count him.

00:06:32.260 No, again, he's a white guy in blackface.

00:06:36.060 It's just the way it is.

00:06:37.920 I don't think he's even a white, like.

00:06:39.460 What the?

00:06:43.820 I don't consider him to be a black podcast.

00:06:46.180 Being a black podcast either has to do with how they talk.

00:06:50.500 Like, it's very, like, blackish.

00:06:51.920 But then Larry Elder was also a black podcast, even though he's very.

00:06:55.340 It's about the color of your skin, really.

00:06:56.740 So, I don't know where I'm going with this.

00:06:58.160 Now, would you stretch the definition of even just regularly listening to any black person's thoughts?

00:07:03.560 Do you even fit that?

00:07:05.360 Because I don't think I.

00:07:06.880 Because that can include influencers.

00:07:09.920 Well, they don't dream.

00:07:11.560 I don't know.

00:07:11.860 They don't have thoughts.

00:07:12.900 They just say shit.

00:07:13.760 I refer to some, like, Thomas Sowell or.

00:07:16.140 Oh.

00:07:16.820 I'm drawing a blank of others.

00:07:18.460 But.

00:07:19.160 Walter Williams.

00:07:20.680 Walter Williams, yeah.

00:07:21.940 But, like.

00:07:22.360 Everybody refers.

00:07:22.720 It's not like any that I regularly refer to.

00:07:24.920 Everyone refers to the first chapter of Thomas Sowell's book.

00:07:28.560 I don't know.

00:07:29.300 He's talking to his cats.

00:07:30.460 I don't know if anyone's actually read all of Thomas Sowell's books.

00:07:34.120 No, because he only got one chapter in.

00:07:36.160 And then the beep kept him from actually finishing it.

00:07:38.920 It just kept, like.

00:07:40.220 Dude, honestly, black written books should have the beep written into them.

00:07:44.980 Chirp.

00:07:45.720 Every so many goes on.

00:07:46.760 It just says chirp.

00:07:48.160 Because that way.

00:07:49.040 Because it's.

00:07:49.460 No, no, no.

00:07:49.760 It's got to remind you.

00:07:50.660 This is great.

00:07:51.180 If there is an autobiography of a black person.

00:07:53.620 Any one of them.

00:07:54.460 MLK Jr.

00:07:55.140 like Barack Obama.

00:07:59.300 They need to have.

00:08:00.300 This is an autobiography or any type of biography about their life.

00:08:03.000 It should have intermittent chirps.

00:08:04.560 So that you can get into their body and their mindset.

00:08:08.160 It should have an immersive symbol.

00:08:09.580 But can they read the chirps?

00:08:11.540 It should be.

00:08:12.020 No, it should be its own symbol.

00:08:13.320 Like, you know how we have the asterisk.

00:08:15.240 Or, like, the comma or the exclamation point.

00:08:18.200 It should be something else.

00:08:19.540 Oh, just the dash.

00:08:20.900 The long dash you sometimes see.

00:08:22.720 I think it needs to be the hallway bird symbol you created, Top.

00:08:27.880 That's actually great.

00:08:28.760 Yeah, it should be.

00:08:30.700 Just a tiny smoke detector.

00:08:32.540 Yeah, the tiny smoke detector with wings.

00:08:34.040 And he's got wings on it.

00:08:35.340 With the wings.

00:08:36.360 Yeah.

00:08:36.760 Just to remind you it's there.

00:08:38.660 Yeah, and we write those in books whenever a black person is speaking.

00:08:42.200 But would they even see it?

00:08:43.820 They might not see it.

00:08:44.700 They might just skim right over it.

00:08:46.400 The beep is inferred.

00:08:48.980 I actually do.

00:08:49.640 I love.

00:08:49.840 No, the funny thing is, like, black people would never know it was there because they

00:08:54.540 won't, they don't read books.

00:08:56.320 Like, so it would just be the white people saying this and they'd be like.

00:08:59.260 Yeah.

00:08:59.800 Yo, black people be intermittent fasting and black people intermittent chirping.

00:09:04.900 Daniel Sapp says in here, I have another theory why they don't hear the chirp.

00:09:08.740 The chirps from their stolen Jordans on the jungle jamboree court sound just like it

00:09:13.260 and they automatically block it out.

00:09:14.820 I feel like we made that joke.

00:09:16.100 We made that joke before.

00:09:17.360 Do you know who did that, though?

00:09:18.920 This is all Jewish shit.

00:09:20.320 It always comes back to the Jews.

00:09:21.900 They did that just to keep them.

00:09:23.300 You know how they keep you even tighter in your bounds?

00:09:26.240 Like, first they had Cole addicted to porn and then they got addicted to tranny porn.

00:09:29.640 They didn't have to do all that, but the tranny porn was on top.

00:09:32.480 So black people, they know that they have to hear the chirp and they're like, let's make

00:09:35.680 their favorite fucking game play.

00:09:37.860 They developed the sneakers so that way it would chirp.

00:09:41.100 100%.

00:09:41.500 Is Phil Knight Jewish?

00:09:47.400 Of course.

00:09:48.440 Look it up.

00:09:50.040 Can we get an early life check on Phil Knight?

00:09:53.460 Did any of you guys ever see that clip where fucking Sneeko was talking about every magician

00:09:59.340 and then just like, I wonder if they're Jew, like all the famous ones you can think of

00:10:03.120 and like every single one of them was Jew.

00:10:05.380 Yeah, Harry Judini.

00:10:06.060 No, are you serious?

00:10:07.000 His name is actually Harry Judini.

00:10:10.200 That's hilarious.

00:10:11.260 I would love this.

00:10:12.300 No, for real.

00:10:13.020 Apparently.

00:10:13.480 No, it is true.

00:10:14.220 Even like Chris Angel and like some of the big names you think of, like they're Jews.

00:10:17.960 Yeah.

00:10:18.280 This is a chart of Jewish billionaires.

00:10:20.500 Oh, not Jewish.

00:10:21.680 He made it.

00:10:22.480 He did it.

00:10:22.980 He's not a Jew.

00:10:23.620 No.

00:10:24.640 What?

00:10:26.040 He's not.

00:10:26.840 But he's right next to a Jew.

00:10:28.120 No, he's right there.

00:10:28.340 Jewish billionaires.

00:10:29.540 He's right next to a Jew on a list.

00:10:32.280 That's basically.

00:10:33.520 He's at the very least.

00:10:34.860 Yeah, he's surrounded by Jews.

00:10:38.540 Yeah.

00:10:38.980 Wow.

00:10:39.720 Well, there you go.

00:10:40.280 You answered your own question.

00:10:40.980 Why were you asking?

00:10:43.220 I was saying because he created, he made Nike and the Nike made the basketball shoes.

00:10:47.580 That's right.

00:10:48.120 And that's, yeah.

00:10:48.800 He was the one behind the Air Jordans.

00:10:51.440 Do you think Converse was a safe bet?

00:10:52.920 Converse?

00:10:53.600 Who made Converse?

00:10:55.140 We need to, all right.

00:10:55.980 We're going down the fucking deep end.

00:10:57.780 Let's go down a rabbit hole.

00:10:59.540 Chuck Taylor.

00:11:00.640 Chuck Taylor.

00:11:01.540 Chuck Taylor's not Jewish?

00:11:03.060 No.

00:11:03.540 Actually, he might be.

00:11:04.860 But even if they're not Jewish, they probably have a little Kabbalah Jew magician that is

00:11:09.640 kind of their henchman.

00:11:10.820 Well, because if you think about it, I went down the rabbit hole of barefoot shoes.

00:11:16.300 And so that's what I, all I wear now is barefoot shoes.

00:11:18.540 Like, that's all I wear.

00:11:19.340 What does that have to do with juice?

00:11:20.360 Well, what I'm saying is because it doesn't, I'll get there.

00:11:25.420 Let me, let me make all the connections.

00:11:27.320 Barefoot shoes.

00:11:28.220 It's harder to commit atrocities when you don't see the shoes.

00:11:30.140 No, no, no, no, no, no, because, no, no, no.

00:11:32.300 So barefoot shoes are like, they are what your natural foot wants to do.

00:11:36.700 Hold on.

00:11:36.940 Whereas.

00:11:37.320 Hold on.

00:11:37.420 Here's the thing.

00:11:37.920 Like, they were bought by Nike in 2003, but the basketball players in the 70s were playing

00:11:42.620 with them.

00:11:43.020 And I guarantee you, these don't squeak.

00:11:45.420 I can almost guarantee you.

00:11:46.740 You can't make a Converse squeak.

00:11:48.580 Like, they're so uncomfortable if you stop too quick.

00:11:51.280 They don't.

00:11:51.780 No.

00:11:52.080 Yeah, they don't make a good, satisfying squeak noise.

00:11:54.760 They're squeakless shoes.

00:11:55.980 Like, there's a little bit of like a.

00:11:57.240 Nike shoes, Nike shoes squeak like a motherfucker.

00:12:00.120 And they designed them specifically to squeak.

00:12:02.840 Yeah.

00:12:03.020 This is a conspiracy.

00:12:03.960 Well, I've seen that they.

00:12:04.780 They know their audience.

00:12:05.620 All these shoes.

00:12:06.480 All the mainstream shoes.

00:12:07.260 They know their audience.

00:12:08.320 You know, that's when the black people started getting into the league, right?

00:12:12.600 Because before that, it was almost all white people.

00:12:14.460 Yeah.

00:12:14.980 That's basically.

00:12:16.160 They heard them with the beeps.

00:12:17.340 They heard them with the beeps.

00:12:18.220 They're like, oh shit, Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain are playing basketball.

00:12:20.900 Well, no, we've got to start squeaking.

00:12:22.600 Imagine the think group.

00:12:23.960 They're like a bunch of Jewish guys around like a big table.

00:12:26.280 And they're like, what are we going to do?

00:12:27.400 Ratings are down.

00:12:28.540 How can we get these niggas to watch?

00:12:30.760 Oh, this is a great point.

00:12:32.520 What's more Jewish than a company?

00:12:33.540 Outsourcing production to child labor and marketing specifically to blacks.

00:12:37.200 Yeah.

00:12:37.980 That's exactly what it is.

00:12:39.900 I mean, I'm not saying.

00:12:41.000 I think there's like a multiple century conspiracy where they're just using sound to herd them.

00:12:45.140 Like cattle.

00:12:46.800 So it's like they've got this illusion that you escape chattel slavery.

00:12:50.240 But when really you didn't, you're being controlled by the beeps, by the powers above.

00:12:54.100 You know what I mean?

00:12:56.200 The beep is a Jewish sign up.

00:12:58.060 Oh my God.

00:12:59.500 You know what the crazy thing is?

00:13:00.740 The powers that beep.

00:13:02.360 This is funny.

00:13:03.200 That's not bad.

00:13:04.300 This is funny and we're joking and it's comedy.

00:13:06.560 But honestly, this is really probably how it works.

00:13:08.820 It's probably the chirp of the shoe and of the smoke detector is probably an MK Ultra signal.

00:13:14.000 100%.

00:13:14.240 100%.

00:13:14.780 Oh my God.

00:13:17.040 I can't escape it, dude.

00:13:18.960 Kabbalah Harris.

00:13:20.140 I like that.

00:13:20.480 Kabbalah Harris.

00:13:21.680 Holy shit.

00:13:22.140 No, I can't believe Tom has looked into this.

00:13:24.380 Like if you look at all like mainstream shoes, they all don't conform to how your foot wants

00:13:29.620 to like be and they like scrunch your foot together.

00:13:32.580 And so that's why people have a lot of like problems with like bunions and all this shit.

00:13:35.780 And like that's why you need barefoot shoes so you can actually spread out and like your

00:13:38.780 natural foot shape will actually.

00:13:40.380 And I'm like, but why did they do that in the beginning?

00:13:43.280 Why did there was no reason for them to change the shape of a shoe?

00:13:46.420 They used to be like wide and then they changed them to have that like narrow look to it like

00:13:51.020 Nike's have like sneakers and shit like that.

00:13:52.700 They're changing the shape of your foot?

00:13:54.100 Yeah, they do.

00:13:55.120 They look like you because like your foot gets narrower and I don't know why.

00:13:58.900 I can't figure out what's the point.

00:14:00.860 Like it's just the, I mean.

00:14:03.880 To make you generally more unhealthy.

00:14:05.980 This is like.

00:14:06.560 That's what I'm thinking.

00:14:07.440 Yeah, because like.

00:14:08.060 No, no, it's true.

00:14:09.060 As you, so your feet are supposed to be splayed.

00:14:11.140 Your toes are supposed to be splayed out.

00:14:12.400 But as they're confined to the shoe, yeah, that was actually a fucking good time to do

00:14:18.100 the cold drop, but that passed.

00:14:19.980 But yeah, if your feet is messed up, your gait's messed up, your back's messed up, that

00:14:24.300 goes to your fucking spinal cord, that goes to your brain, that affects how you develop

00:14:27.620 it.

00:14:27.880 I mean.

00:14:28.280 It's not just wide-toed shoes.

00:14:30.060 Like, yeah, you can get wide-toed shoes like from Nike.

00:14:33.000 But again, they're also like the whole point of like barefoot shoes is like also you have

00:14:36.600 like this heel like thing.

00:14:38.120 Like your heel comes up really big and it's on a bunch of cushion.

00:14:40.620 It's like, it's bad for your feet and bad for your knees and all those people have like

00:14:43.980 knee problems and shit.

00:14:45.400 But like, I'm like, why would they ever do this?

00:14:47.700 I don't, I can't feel like you go back to like when Nike was started and they like, they

00:14:50.880 kind of started it and like, and that's why I was like, is Phil Knight Jewish?

00:14:53.960 Is he like, is he like, did he start from the beginning?

00:14:55.940 He was like, I'm going to get their feet to be all small and decrepit and like, so they

00:15:01.960 have knee problems.

00:15:03.000 And so they need pain relief.

00:15:05.660 And so they get fucking hooked on drugs.

00:15:07.460 I don't know.

00:15:07.920 I'm just, I'm spitballing here.

00:15:10.280 That was a long way to get to what did you do?

00:15:14.420 The name of this episode, usually we, we pre-name the episode.

00:15:17.400 It has nothing to do with whatever we're going to talk about, but this actually kind

00:15:19.960 of does, I suppose.

00:15:22.180 Well, this title is evergreen pretty much.

00:15:25.800 This title, you guys want to talk about that?

00:15:27.260 The whole part of the problem thing?

00:15:28.880 Because that was kind of interesting.

00:15:29.680 I didn't even think it was that worthy of talking about, but no, they just were like,

00:15:34.060 they mentioned top, but they were like talking about antisemitism and they're like, I think

00:15:37.760 most of it's joking.

00:15:38.620 And then it's like, I just thought it was funny that like, they're literally on part

00:15:41.420 of the problem.

00:15:41.900 They're like, oh, is he really racist?

00:15:43.160 I don't know.

00:15:43.620 What do you think?

00:15:44.560 We'll get into the better content after that.

00:15:47.240 We'll let Tom stroke his ego.

00:15:49.660 No, no, no.

00:15:50.080 Cause it's, it's, I just think it's so funny because the way it was like, cause I know Dave a

00:15:54.220 little bit and I know Robbie, we hung out.

00:15:55.940 So I see them talking and he's like, I don't think he's, does he really want to put us in

00:16:01.160 the oven?

00:16:01.620 I don't know.

00:16:02.060 He seems cool.

00:16:03.820 You think he's going to try to kill us eventually?

00:16:06.060 And I just think that that is so fucking funny and I just won't elaborate any further.

00:16:10.100 I just think it's hilarious.

00:16:11.560 He looks shifty and good with a spear.

00:16:13.420 I mean, I don't know.

00:16:14.420 He doesn't really want to genocide us guys.

00:16:16.480 Bevos, baby.

00:16:17.880 They fucking, is it a 14 year old?

00:16:21.300 You know what I mean?

00:16:22.140 A 14 year old who's laughing or is it a 14 year old who's stepdad?

00:16:25.720 I just beat him up and he's furious.

00:16:27.420 And is it, you know what I'm saying?

00:16:28.360 Or is it a real adult who actually would love for the fourth right to be instituted?

00:16:34.440 You know what I'm saying?

00:16:35.000 You're just like, there's no way to know.

00:16:36.960 I do.

00:16:37.840 10 people can say I'm being naive on this, but I also think amongst Jewish people, there's

00:16:41.660 a, there's a tremendous amount of paranoia about this stuff.

00:16:44.680 I do think you're right.

00:16:46.180 I, I generally, I, I generally think it's kind of, and I never did that, but it's kind

00:16:53.320 of headset on Xbox.

00:16:55.280 You know what I mean?

00:16:56.420 Like just talking, someone up and mad at it.

00:16:59.200 I hope I don't kick any cans of worms here, but I don't see that much of it on Twitter.

00:17:04.120 But for example, like I see it from top who I like, I, every time I've hung out with him

00:17:09.880 at a porch store in his backyard, store in his backyard tomorrow.

00:17:14.200 So I, I mean, if, if he's an example of other people, so there's dialogue online that is

00:17:20.500 completely unmatching the person that I know.

00:17:23.160 So I don't, I, I, I, well, I also, I did, I did tops podcast, uh, recently.

00:17:29.020 And I think I said at one point on it, uh, I was like, uh, I don't know.

00:17:34.560 I said something like, I was like, look, man, there might be these people who like joke

00:17:37.300 around on Twitter, but you don't want to live under a Nazi regime or something like that.

00:17:40.700 And he was like, yeah, of course not.

00:17:42.100 It's all just around.

00:17:43.140 You know what I mean?

00:17:43.680 Like, so that, yeah, I don't think fucking faggot.

00:17:46.680 That's my suspicion.

00:17:47.240 No, it's just what we have now.

00:17:49.100 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr.

00:17:50.040 No, I don't want to live under the Nazis.

00:17:52.960 By the way, bitch.

00:17:55.740 Fucking bitch.

00:17:57.040 Top bitch out, right?

00:17:59.020 Robbie called Top a sweetheart in the part of the Tyler cut.

00:18:02.380 I did really, what I wanted, the immediate thing I envisioned when this happened is I

00:18:06.220 wanted you, do you ever seen those like TikTok videos where like the, where he's like,

00:18:09.520 they do the epic music and like, that's right.

00:18:11.360 I'm racist.

00:18:12.120 And like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I do this.

00:18:14.680 I'm a racist.

00:18:15.040 I do that.

00:18:16.800 It's just, it's very funny.

00:18:18.400 Because people are like, I've been getting a lot of like, so you mean you don't hate the

00:18:21.700 Jews?

00:18:22.380 And then I've been getting a lot of like, so are you joking though?

00:18:25.420 And I'm just don't elaborate.

00:18:26.520 I hate the Jews.

00:18:28.260 No, you want to keep them guessing forever.

00:18:30.580 You know, it's none of your business.

00:18:33.100 What I do in my bedroom is none of your business.

00:18:35.640 Like I envision it as you're going, Dave Smith, I have something to tell you.

00:18:39.620 That's right.

00:18:40.260 Yeah.

00:18:40.480 I am racist.

00:18:41.320 I am racist.

00:18:42.640 What are you going to do about it?

00:18:43.740 I'm racist.

00:18:45.240 I'm a racist.

00:18:46.580 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm not going to tell you what I mean.

00:18:49.920 I say it with my chest, bitch.

00:18:51.320 Yeah, that's right.

00:18:51.900 I'm racist.

00:18:55.740 I just, I just really do think it's funny.

00:18:57.840 Look, like Top's lying.

00:18:59.380 I don't know, man.

00:19:00.060 I guess I'm a fucking liar, right?

00:19:01.720 Yeah.

00:19:02.160 It's just, I love it.

00:19:04.240 It makes me so happy.

00:19:05.880 Very happy.

00:19:07.480 Do we have any mailbag?

00:19:09.340 Oh, shit.

00:19:10.120 Let's do a mailbag.

00:19:11.340 By the way, I have no idea when Clint's showing up, guys.

00:19:13.700 I don't know.

00:19:14.600 Here's the thing.

00:19:15.660 I don't even know.

00:19:16.080 I just called him.

00:19:17.000 I just called him and he didn't pick up.

00:19:19.740 I bet he fell asleep.

00:19:20.740 I bet you he fell asleep.

00:19:21.400 I bet he forgot it was Wednesday today.

00:19:23.740 He didn't.

00:19:24.540 He didn't.

00:19:25.040 I spoke with him today and I said, I'll talk to you later.

00:19:27.840 And he said, yeah.

00:19:29.060 I bet what happened is he got it.

00:19:30.800 But he didn't take that as a cue of like, we'll talk tonight.

00:19:33.580 I bet you.

00:19:34.360 I bet you.

00:19:34.920 Yeah, we'll talk later.

00:19:35.520 That's right.

00:19:35.840 We're going to feel so bad.

00:19:37.000 And it turns out he's like dead.

00:19:38.560 No, what happened is he got in his car, took his shirt off.

00:19:42.520 He's driving around and he completely forgot about us because he's so enamored with like

00:19:46.540 with Miami.

00:19:48.200 He's too cozy for us.

00:19:49.500 He's too really cozy.

00:19:50.160 And then he got home.

00:19:51.500 He just he was like, I'm just going to take a quick just lay in the bed real quick.

00:19:55.300 And that's what that's what he tells everybody.

00:19:56.720 That's what happens when he tells the network.

00:19:58.060 If you're with him and he's like, I'm just going to go lay down just real quick.

00:20:01.040 He'll be out for two hours.

00:20:02.360 Oh, I know.

00:20:03.020 Minimum.

00:20:03.300 When we were all tops that time.

00:20:04.760 I mean, he spent, I think, at least 75 percent of the time sleeping.

00:20:08.540 Yes.

00:20:09.020 And what he would say, he'll be like, just kind of actually usually he wouldn't say anything.

00:20:12.560 He'd just be gone.

00:20:13.660 And like.

00:20:14.920 I care about the cause and I care about the movement.

00:20:20.400 I just don't give a fuck about these people.

00:20:21.540 Like I.

00:20:23.980 Clint's chairlift is a fucking luxury elevator up to a penthouse apartment.

00:20:28.680 Oh, so anyway, that's so Clint's not here.

00:20:32.380 That's all.

00:20:32.960 I think that's what we're trying to say.

00:20:34.980 Yeah.

00:20:35.180 Um, he might come.

00:20:36.980 Yeah.

00:20:37.100 Unfollow Clinton.

00:20:38.040 Maybe he'll show up.

00:20:39.080 Probably.

00:20:39.400 He was bragging about making getting 2000 followers right before.

00:20:42.460 Uh.

00:20:44.900 Not what.

00:20:46.240 Josie's here.

00:20:46.980 Oh, I thought this was Clint messaging from Josie's, uh, like it, that's what it looked

00:20:55.540 like.

00:20:56.780 Is it, is it Clint messaging through Josie from Josie?

00:20:59.340 That's what it looks like.

00:21:00.020 It's like, nah, Josie is here.

00:21:01.440 Like he's saying Josie is at his house.

00:21:03.320 Is Josie alive?

00:21:04.480 I mean, is Clint alive?

00:21:05.660 Did he flip his vent?

00:21:06.500 Is Josie alive?

00:21:07.160 That's what.

00:21:07.480 Did they go Bonnie and Clyde and just go in like all gun blazons?

00:21:11.980 That's like.

00:21:12.380 They're going natural born killers.

00:21:13.740 This does seem like a clunky way to set up an alibi.

00:21:16.540 Like he killed her.

00:21:17.340 You know what?

00:21:17.940 You know what's fucked up?

00:21:18.880 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:21:21.000 This is what's fucked up.

00:21:22.020 Josie is 100% alive and okay.

00:21:25.000 Can you imagine the murder detectives having to go through the Towergate chat to find the evidence?

00:21:29.580 You guys said he said he gained 2000 followers in the chat today, but I didn't see him.

00:21:33.680 Because like now Toad's profile picture and his profile picture are like almost identical.

00:21:41.020 Yeah.

00:21:41.680 It's very weird.

00:21:43.200 You said you want me to do.

00:21:44.180 I need to do that.

00:21:44.980 I need to.

00:21:45.300 I keep forgetting.

00:21:46.140 I need to make.

00:21:46.600 I'll probably do it with this hat.

00:21:48.840 I do have a blue.

00:21:49.660 I have a blue hat.

00:21:50.440 What?

00:21:50.620 He has a red hat on?

00:21:51.780 Yeah.

00:21:52.700 Frankly, I don't want to have to go through the issue of losing my check mark for a while.

00:21:56.900 Not that I even really use it.

00:21:58.080 I hate how they do that.

00:22:01.140 But it was worth it.

00:22:01.980 Honestly, it's very confusing for me because I see a lot of people with it now.

00:22:07.700 But just do it.

00:22:08.660 I like the confusion.

00:22:09.820 I like everybody not knowing what's going on.

00:22:13.080 By the way, to make myself look more like Clint there, I had to shave my face into a goatee.

00:22:19.800 And for that, you know what I used?

00:22:23.440 Nadeau.

00:22:24.160 Nadeau Shave Co.

00:22:25.360 That's what I used, man.

00:22:26.980 Yeah, Nadeau Shave Co.

00:22:28.040 Roll that beautiful bean footage.

00:22:29.380 Yeah, when I see the Segway, I'm going to take it.

00:22:32.680 Yeah, look at that beautiful.

00:22:34.400 Look at it.

00:22:34.700 Look at how slick that is.

00:22:35.640 The thing's fucking dope.

00:22:36.920 No lie.

00:22:37.720 It is a legitimately nice razor.

00:22:40.560 It is cool.

00:22:40.940 It's cool.

00:22:41.500 It actually is very nice.

00:22:43.820 Every time I pull it out, I'm like, this is actually legit.

00:22:47.380 And also, I have not gone through.

00:22:49.780 Like, you get like a box of like a hundred razors.

00:22:53.200 Yeah, I haven't even gotten close to going through.

00:22:54.700 Yeah, I've not gone through anywhere close.

00:22:55.580 It takes a motherfucking long time to get through those fucking razors.

00:22:59.180 Yeah, I like use them like five times before I chuck it out.

00:23:01.880 And it's supposed to be like a couple.

00:23:02.340 Yeah, it's like legitimately, like every time I use it, I'll forget.

00:23:05.720 Because I only shave once a month.

00:23:07.760 Yeah.

00:23:08.080 Just like trim up.

00:23:09.060 Every time I get a new razor, not even close to getting it.

00:23:11.180 Dude, it's so sharp.

00:23:11.480 They got shave soap by the way now, too.

00:23:12.880 They're actually pretty dope.

00:23:13.840 I got it in the mail recently.

00:23:16.000 I haven't gotten it yet.

00:23:16.840 I haven't used a shave soap yet.

00:23:19.800 But the three in one that's like a shave, like a body wash and fucking shampoo, pretty

00:23:25.860 good stuff.

00:23:26.620 It smells good.

00:23:27.160 It smells really clean.

00:23:27.900 It smells manly, too.

00:23:29.340 Can I use it to jerk off with?

00:23:31.380 Is it good enough?

00:23:32.320 Is it jerk off?

00:23:33.260 Well, it's that kind of like more soapy thing.

00:23:35.080 You know how the difference between body wash and soap?

00:23:37.040 Yeah.

00:23:37.160 Like soap has like almost that like dries you out a little bit, kind of.

00:23:41.020 It's not like conditioner.

00:23:41.940 It's a weird feeling.

00:23:43.100 It goes away real quick after you wash it off.

00:23:44.940 Conditioner can keep going.

00:23:46.840 Yeah.

00:23:47.100 It wouldn't work like that.

00:23:48.680 I wonder.

00:23:49.220 Do you think the shave soap would be a lot more?

00:23:50.200 Maybe it works for shaving, so I don't know.

00:23:52.100 Do you think the shave soap can, like not the shave, what's the other one?

00:23:54.780 So he has the.

00:23:55.800 He has a shave soap.

00:23:57.140 And then he has a three in one, which is like everything.

00:23:59.080 I bet you the shave soap could probably set up enough to actually and stay jerk with it.

00:24:03.580 Yeah, you can jerk with it.

00:24:04.820 You can move your butt hole with it and take the razor handle and shove it up there.

00:24:08.320 You know.

00:24:09.520 I just want to ask you, Mr. Nadeau, is it the shave soap that it would be good to jerk with?

00:24:15.500 Or I'm guessing not the three in one.

00:24:17.160 The dough, jerk with it.

00:24:18.380 That's such a good tagline.

00:24:19.540 Yeah.

00:24:19.900 It really is.

00:24:21.000 How has nobody, like all these big, big shave, big shave has not jumped into that dudes are jerking it with fucking shaving cream.

00:24:32.000 Someone needs to make, like you can jerk off and you can shave.

00:24:36.020 Like you can get two in one.

00:24:37.420 And I think you should start marketing it as a two in one.

00:24:40.080 Yeah.

00:24:41.080 As like a lubricant and for not only for your hair.

00:24:45.180 So you can like shave your pubes and then jerk off.

00:24:47.980 Yeah, like right there.

00:24:48.880 Yeah, it's two in one.

00:24:50.240 Shampoo and lube.

00:24:52.000 I don't like doing that in the shower.

00:24:54.400 I don't know how many people would do.

00:24:55.500 You can jerk off with every product.

00:24:56.760 Does anyone do that in the shower?

00:25:00.100 All right.

00:25:02.580 This is now a challenge for me of rating all.

00:25:06.760 This is now a missing persons file.

00:25:09.400 I mean, we should.

00:25:10.180 Do we have to call the police?

00:25:11.880 Call Miami a PD?

00:25:13.560 We might have to call the police.

00:25:14.760 I'm a little bit worried.

00:25:16.440 Yeah.

00:25:16.720 I now want to do, I'll do a.

00:25:18.720 Clint's missing?

00:25:20.260 You've seen that video of the guy.

00:25:21.780 Not actually watch the video, but seen like the picture or like the clip of the guy fucking

00:25:26.880 all the different types of beans.

00:25:28.660 Have you seen, you know what I'm talking about?

00:25:30.160 No.

00:25:30.800 No.

00:25:31.120 No one's no.

00:25:32.560 Okay, hold on.

00:25:33.700 What type of beans are the most fuckable?

00:25:36.000 Hold on a second.

00:25:37.280 Hold on a second.

00:25:38.580 That does look like someone who would tell you that like I found on Instagram this thing

00:25:42.440 where they're fucking beans or whatever.

00:25:44.280 Well, because you got like, I don't even know what type of bean would be the best for that.

00:25:49.940 Definitely not too small.

00:25:51.340 I don't even see the logistics of fucking a bean.

00:25:53.900 Hold on.

00:25:54.420 No, no, no.

00:25:54.740 Hold on.

00:25:55.300 Hold on.

00:25:56.180 No.

00:25:56.500 Yeah, it's got to be a bunch of beans.

00:25:58.020 So like you kind of like smash them together?

00:26:00.380 Refried beans would be like fucking a bunch of like diarrhea.

00:26:03.480 That's not what you want.

00:26:04.480 No.

00:26:04.820 So, so, or, um.

00:26:06.720 He also did my pasta.

00:26:09.300 Gosh.

00:26:09.660 Refried beans are delicious, though.

00:26:13.020 I like them.

00:26:13.520 Yes, it is.

00:26:13.940 Not to fuck.

00:26:17.120 I don't know.

00:26:17.540 I'd imagine like maybe, well, you go with like the, like the baked bean.

00:26:21.380 Like it's got like some molasses in it.

00:26:23.240 And that's going to.

00:26:23.840 All right.

00:26:23.860 All right.

00:26:24.360 That's going to stick to your dick.

00:26:25.700 I got it right here.

00:26:26.420 Clint's condo.

00:26:27.480 They look at his pillow.

00:26:28.740 Lou.

00:26:29.240 Fresh blood.

00:26:30.260 Dude, maybe like a black bean because the black bean, can you imagine like kind of the texture

00:26:34.560 of it?

00:26:34.940 It's a little bit more like solid.

00:26:36.800 And imagine that like rubbing over your dick.

00:26:38.440 It might like give you like a nice sensation there.

00:26:41.140 Like if Clint, if Clint died, could we use some show?

00:26:46.840 Oh, so he filled a flashlight with it.

00:26:49.560 Got it.

00:26:50.180 All right.

00:26:50.400 That's the pasta one.

00:26:51.580 There is a bean one as well.

00:26:53.120 There's a bean one, but I found this one.

00:26:54.180 It's not what it works.

00:26:54.520 Oh, so he filled a flashlight with it.

00:26:56.400 No, he, he, he, 100%.

00:26:57.920 He fucks all of them, by the way.

00:26:59.360 He fucks all of them.

00:27:00.200 You see him fuck him?

00:27:01.320 This has got to be some sort of joke.

00:27:03.880 Is there volume?

00:27:04.580 Here's a question.

00:27:04.900 We will be answering right now today by testing out these pasta dishes.

00:27:09.520 And you may ask yourself, how can you fuck pasta if it's just like loose in a bowl or

00:27:13.840 on a plate?

00:27:14.580 Well, this is the pasta one.

00:27:15.600 The flashlight company, that's right, that flashlight company, sells their pieces to their

00:27:19.780 flashlight sleeves.

00:27:21.040 And I went ahead and bought six of them for this video.

00:27:24.080 And making this my most expensive video yet.

00:27:26.900 I do suppose I could have used a Pringle can, but he could have bought one flashlight.

00:27:33.280 Hold on.

00:27:33.620 He's literally going to jerk it.

00:27:35.940 Oh, man.

00:27:36.360 Dude, he literally bought six different flashlights in the way up higher than I should have.

00:27:41.420 I'm going to have this back part open here.

00:27:43.860 I might have to go in through the back because this might be.

00:27:47.300 I thought there was a hole in the top.

00:27:49.120 Yeah, this guy doesn't, doesn't understand like volume displacement.

00:27:53.440 Wait, shut the fuck up.

00:27:54.320 All right, here we go.

00:27:56.460 Pasta.

00:27:57.280 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:58.200 Okay, here we go.

00:27:59.540 Spaghetti.

00:28:00.340 Ooh.

00:28:00.900 Is he, did he take a, did he take a Viagra or something?

00:28:06.380 Spaghetti.

00:28:07.060 Ooh.

00:28:07.580 Hopefully zoom in on that.

00:28:09.200 That is not bad, actually.

00:28:12.340 Oh, my God.

00:28:14.200 I feel like I'm fucking a can of worms.

00:28:17.380 But, yeah, I think I can seal off this back part here.

00:28:21.520 It adds a little bit of, uh, of suction to the bottle.

00:28:29.140 Sorry.

00:28:30.000 Oh, my God.

00:28:30.680 Oh, my God.

00:28:31.320 So, I forgot there was this one.

00:28:33.280 And then there also was a beat, like one that was for like also just, so if you want to find it, it is on, uh, it's on Reddit.

00:28:39.320 I'm fascinated about how the penny feels.

00:28:41.220 Can we get to the penny, please?

00:28:42.800 You want to get to the penny?

00:28:43.220 Oh, the penny, yeah.

00:28:46.860 I thought it was just going to take like one big canola and just fuck that.

00:28:49.260 Honestly, by the way, if you, uh, if you had to guess which one it would be, my guess would be the ravioli.

00:28:55.060 Yeah, because it's nice and soft.

00:28:56.440 Yeah, firm.

00:28:58.140 It's pillow.

00:28:58.900 It's between, like.

00:29:00.080 It's like fucking a bunch of mini blood pillows.

00:29:01.420 As long as it's cheese ravioli.

00:29:03.700 Fast forward to the end.

00:29:04.720 Let's find a conclusion.

00:29:05.360 What's the one, you know, the little noodle that's curled, that's twisted?

00:29:09.000 The elbows?

00:29:09.740 No.

00:29:10.520 Oh, um, oh, what the fuck is that called?

00:29:12.940 It's like manicotti or something like that.

00:29:14.380 I don't know.

00:29:15.060 No, manicotti is like a big, uh, like something similar to cannoli.

00:29:19.700 I will say that the, uh, the ravioli is only if it's just cheese stuffed ravioli.

00:29:23.800 If it's, if it's meat stuffed ravioli, that's no, no deal.

00:29:27.240 Like the lasagna.

00:29:28.560 It matters how this is cooked because you don't want this al dente, right?

00:29:31.900 No, no.

00:29:32.680 What?

00:29:32.880 Uh, you might want a little, because it gives a little bit of firmness.

00:29:37.500 You want a little firmness.

00:29:38.080 You need that texture, man.

00:29:39.220 Like, like it's ribbed.

00:29:40.160 Like I was talking about with the, um, the black meat.

00:29:42.820 Like, yeah, because al dente is just a little cooked, right?

00:29:45.340 It's soft, but like, yeah.

00:29:47.420 Rotini might, rotini probably fucks.

00:29:49.500 Oh, yeah, that's rotini.

00:29:50.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:51.680 Did I ever tell you guys about the tiggler?

00:29:54.020 The rotini is ridged for his pleasure.

00:29:56.520 Can we, can we get to the end and then see what he says is the best?

00:29:58.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:00.480 Lasagna.

00:30:01.260 Oh, he, he does a tear list?

00:30:02.700 Oh, my God.

00:30:03.340 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:30:04.200 Okay, that's where we start at the tear list.

00:30:06.360 Lasagna is just all flat.

00:30:07.240 Set in my casting caps, but my pants got gone, and let's see which ones are the best.

00:30:10.620 You probably know already which ones are the best.

00:30:12.740 We're going to be rating what is the most fuckable pasta.

00:30:15.600 Pause it.

00:30:16.080 Look at this guy.

00:30:16.560 This is a great concept, but does it count?

00:30:19.360 Did he really fuck the pasta if he didn't come?

00:30:22.520 Because he didn't come seven times.

00:30:23.440 No, it's not a unit of fuck, right?

00:30:24.060 I just want to say this.

00:30:25.080 If someone walked in on you and your dick was in a fleshlight full of pasta,

00:30:30.180 they would definitely say, hey, Cole just fucked a fleshlight full of pasta.

00:30:35.300 And if I went, no, I didn't come, I didn't come,

00:30:38.040 they would be like, no, no, you fucked a fleshlight full of pasta.

00:30:43.700 I don't think there's any.

00:30:45.040 I think the line, honestly, if you just filled a fleshlight with pasta,

00:30:49.640 somebody might say, it's almost.

00:30:51.020 This is what Clint's doing.

00:30:52.500 All right, guys, what do you think?

00:30:53.540 If Clint was jerking off with pasta, what kind of pasta would he use?

00:30:56.780 Ravioli, dude, I told you.

00:30:57.920 It's such a bunch of little blood pillows.

00:30:59.620 No, Clint's, I understand Clint is a rich man and likes rich things.

00:31:04.180 Clint is also a fucking.

00:31:06.140 Clint's a gnocchi guy.

00:31:08.320 No, no.

00:31:08.940 I think Clint just has Kraft mac and cheese sitting in his,

00:31:13.160 just sitting like in a cabinet.

00:31:15.040 He's looking at that right now.

00:31:16.400 He's like, oh, yeah, easy, Mac.

00:31:18.420 That shit is easy.

00:31:19.720 Yeah, that's all he does.

00:31:20.640 All right, let's play it.

00:31:20.940 Let's play it.

00:31:21.620 Yo, he did, no joke.

00:31:23.120 He did have mad cheese in his house.

00:31:24.900 He had like the whipped cheese.

00:31:26.260 That's the only thing he had.

00:31:27.560 Dirty coffee cups, whipped cheese,

00:31:29.260 and like a couple of ginger ales or something.

00:31:31.260 I promise you, he just has,

00:31:32.400 he has a Kraft mac and cheese that he keeps in there for like,

00:31:34.920 when he gets hungry.

00:31:35.560 And he's just like, don't want Taco Bell tonight.

00:31:37.720 Just want to like, to get more fucking hot sauce.

00:31:40.140 It's for special occasions when he wants to fuck.

00:31:41.940 Alfredo, before or after.

00:31:45.660 You'll never know.

00:31:47.160 Lasagna.

00:31:48.040 Yeah, the lasagna was...

00:31:49.460 Lasagna goosey.

00:31:50.200 It felt really good at first,

00:31:51.360 but it smelled bad.

00:31:54.060 And also, if you want to go Asian with ramen noodles.

00:31:56.760 The noodles and everything was rough.

00:32:00.580 The lasagna, yeah, doesn't hold on.

00:32:01.960 Lasagna, you may have guessed spaghetti.

00:32:05.120 Spaghetti.

00:32:05.600 That's my favorite.

00:32:06.160 That's my favorite.

00:32:06.660 Spaghetti.

00:32:07.020 It's also one of my favorite foods.

00:32:08.640 It just didn't,

00:32:09.240 I think it was just too small of noodles that made it not really,

00:32:14.580 it was too much texture all at once.

00:32:17.060 It's got to be something that holds up, you know?

00:32:19.100 The other noodles, they had a better like texture.

00:32:21.640 I'd be terrified.

00:32:22.520 Pause it.

00:32:23.440 Wouldn't you be terrified of getting sauce in your dick hole

00:32:26.840 and getting heartburn from your penis?

00:32:30.000 I think you would have to come.

00:32:32.660 I think that's a good thing.

00:32:33.960 It's like, if you do fuck a fleshlight full of pasta,

00:32:36.960 you will come because you're thinking about,

00:32:39.640 I got to get all the pasta out of my dick hole.

00:32:41.760 So I have to expel it using something from inside of me.

00:32:44.080 You got to make sure none of these are spicy.

00:32:45.580 Because black pepper, like a black pepper in your dick hole,

00:32:48.080 like a black pepper, or a red pepper flake.

00:32:50.300 I don't know, because they say that sneezing is like,

00:32:53.000 is the same feeling as an orgasm.

00:32:55.340 So if your dick sneezes, is that like a double orgasm?

00:32:59.140 I don't know.

00:32:59.540 When I sneeze, I throw out my left shoulder.

00:33:01.820 I don't know.

00:33:02.980 Yeah, one way to find out.

00:33:04.320 It's another problem that I have.

00:33:07.700 Yeah, kind of felt like it was fucking a bunch of worms.

00:33:11.060 Could one of those noodles go up his dick hole?

00:33:13.380 Bigger noodle, flatter.

00:33:15.160 Just straight up.

00:33:16.140 It allowed for more form against my penis.

00:33:20.020 I'm kind of going in like,

00:33:21.800 I'm almost going in alphabetical order here,

00:33:23.420 because that's definitely a C tier for sure.

00:33:25.800 It was a good upgrade from the spaghetti.

00:33:28.540 It was pretty good.

00:33:29.880 Next up is...

00:33:31.540 I want to see him do this, but with woman.

00:33:34.420 Still C tier ravioli.

00:33:35.140 I thought ravioli would be higher.

00:33:37.140 I thought ravioli would be higher.

00:33:38.080 It felt pretty good like the tortellini,

00:33:39.880 but I think it just, there wasn't enough sauce or...

00:33:43.080 Pause it.

00:33:43.480 Just pause it for a second.

00:33:44.240 How dope would it be if this guy got famous doing this and then just did it with woman?

00:33:51.400 Just had them all there, and he's like,

00:33:53.060 well, Stacey, Stacey was a little bit loose, but not as wet as I like.

00:33:56.700 It just has to be.

00:33:58.260 How is that not a thing already?

00:34:00.260 How is that not...

00:34:01.280 That's like the next level from the No Jumper guy.

00:34:04.100 There is tranny midget scat porn out there,

00:34:07.620 but there's not a dude raiding women's pussy,

00:34:10.040 like just being like...

00:34:10.700 Pussy connoisseur.

00:34:11.300 Honestly.

00:34:11.560 There probably is, yeah.

00:34:12.580 Dude, top tier content.

00:34:14.620 A pussy connoisseur.

00:34:15.620 Spaghetti OOC.

00:34:16.420 Where he'll tell you,

00:34:17.280 even he'll tell you what it tastes like,

00:34:19.120 and just like go through the texture.

00:34:20.380 You're going to interviews with each of them,

00:34:21.620 and then you have like the...

00:34:23.820 Yeah, you can make it a whole thing, yeah.

00:34:25.340 Would this not be something you would have to do with...

00:34:27.240 This one has notes of canned albacore.

00:34:28.680 You would have to do it with famous women.

00:34:32.160 You can't just do it with random women.

00:34:33.860 Like that wouldn't make any sense.

00:34:35.300 Why not?

00:34:35.560 Because people, like,

00:34:36.780 because you have to be able to relate to it.

00:34:39.140 That's why you would want...

00:34:40.500 You could anyway.

00:34:41.500 Normal people.

00:34:42.540 What?

00:34:42.820 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:44.060 Because like...

00:34:44.920 So no, you need an unrealistic porn star.

00:34:47.900 No, no, no.

00:34:48.940 Because it's like,

00:34:49.560 at least I know, like,

00:34:50.680 I would be like, okay, I can...

00:34:51.620 Pussy's like zero out of ten.

00:34:53.140 No, what I thought you meant was,

00:34:54.800 I thought you meant some guy

00:34:55.920 was going to go up and actually...

00:34:56.740 This pussy's worse than dick.

00:34:58.660 I thought you meant...

00:34:59.340 I thought you meant some guy

00:35:01.560 was going to do what Cole did

00:35:02.660 with the gummy bears

00:35:03.440 and throw pasta in the chick's pussy

00:35:05.460 and fuck that.

00:35:06.980 Fill the pussy with pasta.

00:35:08.900 Then fuck it.

00:35:09.600 Then read it.

00:35:11.560 Yeah, exactly that.

00:35:13.860 Toad with a banger.

00:35:15.960 All right.

00:35:16.380 Yeah, you could find some...

00:35:17.440 There would be a bunch of

00:35:18.240 dumb Oling Fangirls that do this,

00:35:19.320 especially if this guy was like...

00:35:20.840 Is this not...

00:35:23.080 Am I wrong?

00:35:23.700 Or is this Ludwig?

00:35:24.540 If someone gets that,

00:35:25.500 it looks like Ludwig

00:35:27.000 if you get...

00:35:27.520 What the issue was

00:35:28.860 with the ravioli,

00:35:29.740 but I think...

00:35:30.160 Don't know who that is.

00:35:30.680 I think the noodles here

00:35:31.280 were just too big

00:35:32.080 and they're too bulky

00:35:33.180 and they kind of fall apart really.

00:35:34.940 It's a bit slimy.

00:35:36.200 You know, you'd think it'd be good,

00:35:37.380 but there's a difference

00:35:38.260 between wet and smooth

00:35:41.380 and slimy and sticky.

00:35:43.620 I'm wondering why he did

00:35:45.220 like the dish

00:35:45.900 and not just the pasta though.

00:35:47.680 You know what I mean?

00:35:47.960 All right.

00:35:48.360 Two left,

00:35:49.300 which is the tortellini

00:35:51.160 and the mac and cheese.

00:35:53.460 I'm going to put

00:35:54.160 tortellini in A tier.

00:35:57.340 I just think that's the way

00:35:58.460 you're going to do it.

00:35:59.140 Oh, okay.

00:35:59.900 There's a lot of different textures

00:36:00.800 and it's just purely enough

00:36:02.500 to push back against your penis.

00:36:04.900 Tortellini.

00:36:05.300 Tortellini.

00:36:06.420 Rapiolis.

00:36:06.900 The tortellini has texture, man.

00:36:13.100 Pause it.

00:36:13.900 Pause it.

00:36:14.520 Are you not reading those?

00:36:17.140 I haven't seen them

00:36:17.980 because it was small

00:36:19.300 and just enlarged the screen.

00:36:20.640 We got to get this guy on the show.

00:36:21.800 He probably watches the show.

00:36:23.540 Tortellini.

00:36:24.100 Do you not see

00:36:25.260 Lausanne Goosey?

00:36:28.380 Lausanne Goosey.

00:36:32.840 Fetichinousy.

00:36:33.360 I thought we got a message

00:36:39.800 from Clint.

00:36:40.360 No, that nigga's dead.

00:36:41.460 I'm pretty sure he's dead.

00:36:43.560 Let's keep going.

00:36:45.360 A tier macaroni.

00:36:47.440 Mac and Chessie.

00:36:48.720 Is the most successful.

00:36:49.700 Mac and Chessie.

00:36:50.460 What really has to do

00:36:51.780 is the sauce.

00:36:53.020 I think if you put that sauce

00:36:55.060 into any one of these other things,

00:36:56.580 it would definitely help

00:36:57.600 their scores a lot more.

00:36:59.240 Told you.

00:36:59.600 The cheese sauce

00:37:00.320 acts as like...

00:37:01.460 Real quick.

00:37:03.040 Does S tier mean

00:37:04.660 that you would

00:37:06.060 on a regular...

00:37:06.940 I want to break down

00:37:08.880 what the tiers would mean.

00:37:09.920 F tier would mean like...

00:37:11.040 Comparatively.

00:37:12.460 It means you will fuck this

00:37:13.920 on a daily basis.

00:37:15.000 Yeah.

00:37:15.420 To me, it's like

00:37:16.100 F tier is like

00:37:17.340 I regret doing this.

00:37:20.340 Legitimate regret.

00:37:21.300 I wish I never did it.

00:37:22.360 D tier is like

00:37:23.120 this was bad.

00:37:24.420 C tier is like

00:37:25.640 whatever.

00:37:26.940 I got nothing from it.

00:37:27.940 B tier would be like

00:37:28.760 okay.

00:37:29.980 Yeah.

00:37:30.820 A tier is like

00:37:31.700 that was good.

00:37:32.200 Pussy passing.

00:37:33.160 Pussy passing.

00:37:33.980 But it's all

00:37:34.680 rating is comparative.

00:37:36.520 So it's like

00:37:37.080 I think just the top

00:37:38.540 something being the top

00:37:39.980 doesn't mean you would

00:37:40.780 necessarily like it.

00:37:41.800 It is all relative, man.

00:37:43.480 Yeah.

00:37:44.820 No, I don't know

00:37:45.820 because like

00:37:46.380 if I like

00:37:47.420 no because tier list

00:37:48.960 I don't think

00:37:49.400 is relative to other

00:37:50.540 it's supposed to be like

00:37:51.340 S tier means like

00:37:52.480 it is the best.

00:37:53.180 I think you're kind of right

00:37:54.440 because I do

00:37:54.980 I've seen these tier lists

00:37:56.360 before and a lot of times

00:37:57.300 you will see people

00:37:57.940 who will just not even

00:37:58.680 depending on what they're rating

00:38:00.180 they won't even put something

00:38:01.400 in the higher or lower.

00:38:02.360 No, there's not necessarily

00:38:03.360 things that are in S tier.

00:38:04.900 Like it's just like

00:38:05.560 some things it's not.

00:38:06.560 So the fact he put it there

00:38:07.520 means that

00:38:08.040 this is something

00:38:08.820 that he would be like

00:38:09.660 I would do this again

00:38:11.200 and if I could

00:38:12.060 I would do it regularly.

00:38:13.320 I fucking love this.

00:38:15.940 Yeah.

00:38:16.640 I love that back in Chelsea.

00:38:19.300 Dude, is he going to do

00:38:20.120 another one?

00:38:20.700 The literal best thing there is.

00:38:22.340 He should do another one

00:38:23.160 where he rates it.

00:38:23.520 I know what a tier list is.

00:38:24.820 I've just

00:38:25.060 I've watched a lot

00:38:26.900 of tier list videos, okay?

00:38:28.680 Do one where he rates

00:38:29.460 all the positive

00:38:30.020 is going up his ass.

00:38:30.740 You're technically right

00:38:31.660 but in a certain sense

00:38:32.760 I think we can correct

00:38:33.840 and just go

00:38:34.620 oh, I think he

00:38:35.400 I think it's way funnier

00:38:37.400 I think it's way funnier

00:38:38.380 to think that he thinks

00:38:39.380 like mac and cheese

00:38:40.420 is something good enough

00:38:41.600 to be like

00:38:42.060 I would do this regularly.

00:38:43.360 But the logical implication

00:38:44.600 of the usual use

00:38:46.340 of this type of tier list

00:38:47.860 would imply

00:38:48.660 he fucking loves

00:38:50.560 fucking mac and cheese.

00:38:52.040 Dude, he's talking about

00:38:53.180 he's talking this up so much

00:38:54.700 that I think

00:38:55.000 I'm going to fuck myself

00:38:55.820 some mac and cheese

00:38:56.540 I'll see you later tonight.

00:38:57.560 The best thing about this

00:38:58.760 is you can literally

00:38:59.580 have dinner

00:39:00.380 like you can

00:39:01.360 like get done fucking

00:39:02.180 and be like

00:39:02.880 I'm hungry

00:39:03.480 and then just pull out

00:39:04.420 a spoon

00:39:04.780 and just start

00:39:05.340 going to like eating it.

00:39:07.000 Like can you not

00:39:07.560 is that not like a

00:39:08.460 I mean eat your own

00:39:09.500 cum Cole

00:39:10.100 what's wrong with you dude?

00:39:11.260 Extra protein

00:39:11.940 plus 18%

00:39:13.120 to all attributes.

00:39:15.400 There's a little extra

00:39:16.380 Alfredo going on there.

00:39:18.040 Pasta goss.

00:39:19.720 The pasta goss.

00:39:21.020 I want to hear

00:39:21.380 how he finishes this

00:39:22.120 because

00:39:22.340 the noodles together

00:39:24.300 I don't know

00:39:25.320 it's something

00:39:26.260 about the sauce

00:39:26.840 that really

00:39:27.360 magic

00:39:27.840 really did it for me

00:39:28.740 so mac and cheese

00:39:30.340 is the most fuckable pasta

00:39:31.940 macaroni in a pot

00:39:33.480 that is a wet ass pussy

00:39:34.840 for sure.

00:39:36.460 That's the most fuckable pasta

00:39:37.500 that is what it's like

00:39:38.340 to have sex with noodles.

00:39:41.960 Thank you for very much

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00:39:59.520 the other camera angle?

00:40:00.820 Hold on

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00:40:16.080 He's got kidney beans

00:40:17.480 I don't know

00:40:18.140 Black beans

00:40:18.760 Pinto beans

00:40:20.300 Black beans

00:40:22.260 They have to be cooked

00:40:23.560 There's no way

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00:40:25.100 not cooked

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00:41:20.980 right there

00:41:21.500 Some of the beans

00:41:22.340 might go in the

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00:41:26.140 something you

00:41:26.700 like you've ever

00:41:27.420 thought of

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00:41:28.140 Oh you know

00:41:28.920 what would be

00:41:29.060 a good one

00:41:29.460 What kind of

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00:41:30.320 Because of

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00:41:32.040 What's the most

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00:41:35.340 You fill it

00:41:36.560 like a

00:41:37.140 fleshlight

00:41:37.600 with like

00:41:38.040 pie filling

00:41:38.760 Or just

00:41:40.000 take literally

00:41:41.200 a pie

00:41:41.700 and then just

00:41:42.880 mush it up

00:41:43.720 and put it

00:41:44.100 in a fleshlight

00:41:44.940 So it has to

00:41:46.260 have the crust

00:41:46.760 in it too

00:41:47.220 It has to

00:41:47.620 have like

00:41:47.880 the crust

00:41:48.360 It'd be soggy

00:41:50.380 by the time

00:41:50.780 you put your

00:41:51.080 dick in it though

00:41:52.020 No just the

00:41:52.960 pie filling

00:41:53.460 Just the pie

00:41:54.000 filling

00:41:54.200 I mean the

00:41:54.560 crust

00:41:54.760 Just the pie

00:41:55.640 filling

00:41:56.020 No because

00:41:56.800 in American pie

00:42:00.340 he fucks

00:42:01.520 through the crust

00:42:02.120 Yeah

00:42:02.640 After you put

00:42:04.820 it back in

00:42:05.880 after you put

00:42:06.400 the crust

00:42:06.780 on the top

00:42:07.300 of the fleshlight

00:42:08.140 That way

00:42:08.760 there's like

00:42:09.100 a ceremonial

00:42:09.840 breaking

00:42:10.360 Josie

00:42:11.300 Can you cook

00:42:12.780 five different

00:42:13.900 Can you cook

00:42:14.640 your most

00:42:15.140 fuckable pies

00:42:16.140 please

00:42:16.640 Pies

00:42:17.740 And I want

00:42:19.980 you to put

00:42:20.400 a pie crust

00:42:21.460 on the top

00:42:21.900 because I just

00:42:22.300 think it would

00:42:22.680 look fancy

00:42:23.240 too

00:42:23.520 when you were

00:42:23.840 laid out

00:42:24.360 and each one

00:42:25.220 has a nice

00:42:25.860 little

00:42:26.060 a nice little

00:42:27.140 crimped crust

00:42:28.020 on top of each one

00:42:29.020 It's not just

00:42:29.500 a lattice

00:42:29.860 it's a lattice

00:42:30.580 in the shape

00:42:31.100 of a pussy

00:42:31.620 You have to

00:42:32.240 do the pussy lips

00:42:33.180 It's like

00:42:33.900 I love it

00:42:35.220 Oh my god

00:42:36.300 And it would

00:42:37.020 just break

00:42:37.660 as your dick

00:42:38.180 goes through

00:42:38.780 I'd just eat

00:42:39.640 around it

00:42:40.200 Got bush

00:42:40.980 Oh pie

00:42:42.740 Has to be

00:42:46.220 so I would

00:42:46.740 say the

00:42:47.580 ones we do

00:42:48.260 would be

00:42:48.480 apple pie

00:42:49.140 right

00:42:49.520 Cherry pie

00:42:51.640 Pecan

00:42:53.020 Oh that would

00:42:54.580 be so brutal

00:42:55.960 dude

00:42:56.300 How about

00:42:57.320 pumpkin

00:42:57.880 Pumpkin maybe

00:42:58.760 I am

00:43:00.020 I am the

00:43:00.740 hardest

00:43:01.220 Blueberry

00:43:02.940 Blueberry

00:43:03.940 No no no no

00:43:04.480 Is it too

00:43:05.200 similar to cherry

00:43:06.240 I feel like

00:43:06.700 apple

00:43:07.100 Depending on

00:43:08.520 how thick

00:43:09.000 you make

00:43:09.260 the apples

00:43:09.840 Key lime

00:43:11.200 pie

00:43:11.560 New event

00:43:12.580 at

00:43:12.780 Bohemian Grove

00:43:13.840 We're gonna

00:43:14.100 have

00:43:14.300 Sign up to

00:43:15.300 our only fans

00:43:16.240 You can see

00:43:16.720 our dicks

00:43:17.140 go inside

00:43:17.640 of pies

00:43:18.100 Hold on

00:43:18.780 They usually

00:43:19.480 have pie

00:43:19.960 eating

00:43:20.240 We usually

00:43:20.800 have pie

00:43:21.180 eating

00:43:21.400 contests

00:43:21.800 This is a

00:43:22.120 pie

00:43:22.380 fucking

00:43:22.860 contest

00:43:23.440 How does

00:43:27.080 that work

00:43:27.500 Each one

00:43:28.080 of us

00:43:28.360 fuck some

00:43:28.780 pies

00:43:29.140 Oh by

00:43:31.400 like

00:43:31.620 someone said

00:43:32.000 peach

00:43:32.200 cobbler

00:43:32.640 that doesn't

00:43:33.140 count

00:43:33.500 You can't

00:43:33.940 like

00:43:34.120 Cobblers

00:43:34.720 not pie

00:43:35.240 It's not

00:43:35.540 a pie

00:43:35.900 Rhubarb

00:43:36.600 That'd be

00:43:37.160 interesting

00:43:37.600 I wonder

00:43:37.920 if

00:43:38.060 No

00:43:38.660 Rhubarb

00:43:38.980 Boston

00:43:40.380 cream

00:43:40.780 Obviously

00:43:41.500 Boston

00:43:41.980 cream

00:43:42.760 pie

00:43:43.000 Actually

00:43:43.260 would

00:43:43.440 be

00:43:43.560 like

00:43:43.740 a

00:43:43.980 peanut

00:43:44.780 butter

00:43:44.980 pie

00:43:45.420 Yeah

00:43:46.240 Even though

00:43:46.580 Boston

00:43:46.880 cream

00:43:47.160 I'm gonna

00:43:47.700 go with

00:43:48.080 cheesecake

00:43:49.940 Not really

00:43:50.820 a pie

00:43:51.360 But

00:43:51.940 Close

00:43:52.540 Cheesecake

00:43:53.820 Probably

00:43:54.140 Fucks

00:43:54.760 It's so

00:43:55.220 hard

00:43:55.740 Dude

00:43:56.100 It's so

00:43:56.540 hard

00:43:56.800 Yeah

00:43:57.240 I don't

00:43:57.540 know

00:43:57.740 It's

00:43:58.860 firm

00:43:59.220 Not the

00:44:00.120 right

00:44:00.280 consistency

00:44:00.760 No

00:44:01.980 I feel

00:44:03.900 like

00:44:04.060 pie

00:44:04.340 It'd be

00:44:06.040 like

00:44:06.180 fucking

00:44:06.540 a block

00:44:07.040 of

00:44:07.200 cream

00:44:07.480 cheese

00:44:07.880 What?

00:44:09.260 No

00:44:09.420 A little

00:44:09.700 Softer

00:44:10.520 than that

00:44:10.940 I think

00:44:11.480 it would

00:44:11.640 be hard

00:44:11.960 at first

00:44:12.320 but then

00:44:12.600 I think

00:44:12.860 it'll

00:44:13.040 give

00:44:13.380 and have

00:44:13.880 nice

00:44:14.160 We're

00:44:16.720 We're

00:44:16.760 We're

00:44:16.780 gonna

00:44:16.940 rape

00:44:17.280 this

00:44:17.700 cheesecake

00:44:18.000 I think

00:44:18.140 maybe

00:44:18.320 if you

00:44:18.520 spit on

00:44:19.020 it a little

00:44:19.340 bit

00:44:19.540 It literally

00:44:20.120 has

00:44:20.380 pie

00:44:20.720 in the

00:44:20.960 name

00:44:21.240 It is

00:44:22.300 a cake

00:44:22.680 She's

00:44:23.280 right

00:44:23.440 Shots

00:44:23.960 fired

00:44:24.340 Josie

00:44:24.940 She literally

00:44:25.580 said

00:44:25.820 Boston

00:44:26.260 cream

00:44:26.540 pie

00:44:26.820 is

00:44:27.000 cake

00:44:27.360 I said

00:44:28.040 pie

00:44:28.480 We're

00:44:29.900 both

00:44:30.120 from

00:44:30.400 Boston

00:44:30.860 man

00:44:31.200 Chicken

00:44:31.700 pot

00:44:32.180 pie

00:44:32.500 Oh

00:44:33.380 that's

00:44:33.800 another

00:44:33.960 one

00:44:34.220 I think

00:44:34.820 you should

00:44:35.100 throw

00:44:35.320 chicken

00:44:35.620 pot

00:44:35.840 pie

00:44:36.060 in

00:44:36.280 as

00:44:36.640 as

00:44:38.040 like

00:44:38.680 a

00:44:38.920 dark

00:44:40.100 horse

00:44:40.460 chicken

00:44:40.800 pot

00:44:41.040 pie

00:44:41.240 has

00:44:41.400 to be

00:44:41.560 one

00:44:41.680 of

00:44:41.800 the

00:44:41.860 pies

00:44:42.120 You

00:44:42.480 have

00:44:42.660 to have

00:44:42.900 at least

00:44:43.140 one

00:44:43.420 savory

00:44:43.920 pie

00:44:44.120 That could

00:44:45.900 be

00:44:46.000 pretty

00:44:46.240 good

00:44:46.460 and warm

00:44:47.120 Yeah

00:44:49.880 it's

00:44:50.680 hot

00:44:51.040 I might

00:44:52.440 fuck

00:44:52.680 one

00:44:52.820 tonight

00:44:53.120 Are you

00:44:54.640 guys

00:44:54.780 want

00:44:54.920 to

00:44:54.980 do

00:44:55.060 mailbag

00:44:55.560 I could

00:45:01.140 continue

00:45:01.500 talking about

00:45:02.040 things that

00:45:02.500 we can

00:45:02.780 fuck

00:45:03.060 all day

00:45:03.500 I love

00:45:04.360 I really

00:45:05.120 like

00:45:05.340 the pie

00:45:05.880 the pie

00:45:06.760 one is

00:45:07.160 a great

00:45:08.160 idea

00:45:08.560 I just

00:45:10.500 really

00:45:10.820 like

00:45:11.160 the

00:45:11.480 visual

00:45:12.040 of

00:45:12.400 seeing

00:45:12.680 them

00:45:12.880 laid

00:45:13.120 out

00:45:13.320 and

00:45:13.480 them

00:45:13.600 all

00:45:13.800 crimped

00:45:14.160 perfect

00:45:14.520 little

00:45:14.820 crimped

00:45:15.180 with

00:45:15.480 pussy

00:45:16.280 lips

00:45:16.620 like

00:45:17.020 in

00:45:17.160 the

00:45:17.260 middle

00:45:17.480 and

00:45:17.640 you're

00:45:17.780 like

00:45:17.940 this

00:45:18.240 guy

00:45:18.600 this

00:45:19.280 guy

00:45:19.460 could

00:45:19.640 have

00:45:19.760 gotten

00:45:19.960 away

00:45:20.280 with

00:45:20.600 what

00:45:21.040 was

00:45:21.180 the

00:45:21.300 latest

00:45:21.520 thing

00:45:21.920 if

00:45:22.320 he

00:45:22.600 was

00:45:22.720 political

00:45:23.180 he

00:45:23.920 could

00:45:24.780 have

00:45:25.800 taken

00:45:26.080 the

00:45:26.280 whole

00:45:26.460 stats

00:45:26.880 don't

00:45:27.120 lie

00:45:27.380 guys

00:45:27.800 and

00:45:28.780 been

00:45:28.920 like

00:45:29.180 so

00:45:29.400 Tim

00:45:29.900 Walls

00:45:30.220 fucked

00:45:30.460 a

00:45:30.660 surta

00:45:30.960 bed

00:45:31.220 I'm

00:45:31.960 going

00:45:32.060 to

00:45:32.180 fuck

00:45:32.380 four

00:45:32.720 other

00:45:32.980 kinds

00:45:33.280 of

00:45:33.400 mattresses

00:45:34.060 and

00:45:34.260 I'll

00:45:34.400 tell

00:45:34.560 you

00:45:34.740 which

00:45:34.980 one's

00:45:35.280 the

00:45:35.420 best

00:45:35.720 and

00:45:36.320 just

00:45:36.460 go

00:45:36.640 for

00:45:36.800 it

00:45:36.920 and

00:45:37.040 he

00:45:37.140 would

00:45:37.260 have

00:45:37.360 fucking

00:45:37.620 nailed

00:45:38.000 it

00:45:38.820 I think

00:45:39.060 it was

00:45:39.240 Vance

00:45:40.420 fucked

00:45:40.760 a couch

00:45:41.260 but

00:45:41.480 whatever

00:45:41.780 well

00:45:42.080 we're just

00:45:42.400 we're just

00:45:42.780 making shit

00:45:43.280 up

00:45:43.520 are you

00:45:43.920 saying

00:45:44.180 pudding pie

00:45:45.200 I don't

00:45:45.620 know

00:45:45.720 like

00:45:45.960 a jello

00:45:47.200 pudding pie

00:45:47.840 like a chocolate

00:45:48.820 like just a chocolate

00:45:49.660 pie

00:45:50.500 Josie

00:45:51.860 where is

00:45:52.580 Clint

00:45:53.020 I don't

00:45:53.420 pumpkin

00:45:53.700 is fine

00:45:54.200 I agree

00:45:55.060 with pumpkin

00:45:55.540 I agree

00:45:55.820 with apple

00:45:56.240 pecan

00:45:56.860 might be

00:45:57.500 bad

00:45:57.820 because

00:45:58.160 that's

00:45:59.100 hard

00:45:59.500 so much

00:46:00.820 dude

00:46:01.160 but

00:46:04.060 we're taking

00:46:06.860 a pie

00:46:07.980 scruffing it

00:46:09.960 down

00:46:10.240 into a

00:46:10.940 fleshlight

00:46:11.480 and then

00:46:11.880 have the

00:46:12.240 crust

00:46:12.560 the crust

00:46:14.300 is for

00:46:14.700 decoration

00:46:15.340 on the

00:46:15.620 top

00:46:15.960 but

00:46:18.520 also

00:46:18.840 when you

00:46:19.160 fuck it

00:46:19.500 your dick

00:46:19.860 breaks

00:46:20.280 through

00:46:20.500 the

00:46:20.680 crust

00:46:21.020 just like

00:46:22.280 an

00:46:22.400 American

00:46:22.600 pie

00:46:23.020 he laid

00:46:24.760 on top

00:46:25.200 of it

00:46:25.440 and

00:46:25.560 he didn't

00:46:26.140 see

00:46:26.360 it

00:46:26.580 so

00:46:27.080 good

00:46:27.460 because

00:46:27.780 he's

00:46:28.360 hitting

00:46:28.560 the bottom

00:46:28.960 of the

00:46:29.220 plate

00:46:29.480 so your

00:46:30.900 dick

00:46:31.100 is

00:46:31.200 at

00:46:31.280 the

00:46:31.420 bottom

00:46:31.680 of

00:46:31.800 the

00:46:31.920 plate

00:46:32.160 hard

00:46:32.640 not

00:46:33.120 of an

00:46:33.760 angles

00:46:34.160 upward

00:46:34.520 man

00:46:34.860 but

00:46:36.220 it's

00:46:36.380 still

00:46:36.580 that

00:46:36.720 would

00:46:36.860 still

00:46:37.000 want

00:46:37.100 to

00:46:37.140 be

00:46:37.240 good

00:46:37.600 and

00:46:38.300 also

00:46:38.560 if

00:46:38.800 you

00:46:38.920 look

00:46:39.300 at

00:46:39.500 it

00:46:39.640 I'm

00:46:39.860 pretty

00:46:40.020 sure

00:46:40.180 it

00:46:40.280 just

00:46:40.420 has

00:46:40.660 a

00:46:40.780 hole

00:46:40.980 right

00:46:41.180 in

00:46:41.260 the

00:46:41.380 middle

00:46:41.580 or

00:46:42.120 does

00:46:42.300 it

00:46:42.420 show it

00:46:43.280 then

00:46:43.440 it's

00:46:43.600 just

00:46:43.720 like

00:46:43.900 all

00:46:44.080 fucked up

00:46:46.760 up

00:46:46.780 yeah

00:46:46.980 oh maybe

00:46:47.300 it is

00:46:47.560 all

00:46:47.720 fucked up

00:46:48.180 the hole

00:46:48.820 in the

00:46:49.040 middle

00:46:49.160 might have

00:46:49.440 been

00:46:49.580 like

00:46:49.800 the

00:46:50.040 promo

00:46:50.560 like

00:46:51.280 one

00:46:51.420 of

00:46:51.500 the

00:46:51.620 posters

00:46:52.060 or

00:46:52.280 whatever

00:46:52.600 mailbag

00:46:53.760 oh

00:46:54.660 mailbag

00:46:55.160 yeah

00:46:55.280 we talked

00:46:55.600 about

00:46:55.820 dick

00:46:56.060 and

00:46:56.180 pie

00:46:56.380 enough

00:46:56.800 Mark

00:46:58.540 Vestibule

00:46:59.320 he still

00:47:00.360 has that

00:47:00.780 shroom candy

00:47:01.380 bar

00:47:01.600 where he's

00:47:01.980 listening to

00:47:02.280 gospel

00:47:02.660 in his

00:47:03.000 car

00:47:03.460 I was

00:47:04.960 just

00:47:05.120 thinking

00:47:05.280 of

00:47:05.440 Cole

00:47:05.660 talking

00:47:05.940 about

00:47:06.100 how

00:47:06.260 pretty

00:47:06.600 all

00:47:06.780 the

00:47:06.920 pies

00:47:07.300 would

00:47:07.460 be

00:47:07.600 how

00:47:07.700 they're

00:47:07.820 all

00:47:07.960 like

00:47:08.120 latticed

00:47:08.640 and

00:47:08.800 laid

00:47:09.200 out

00:47:09.420 and

00:47:09.520 it's

00:47:09.640 like

00:47:09.780 they lay

00:47:10.500 before

00:47:10.880 you

00:47:25.820 great

00:47:27.180 question

00:47:27.760 great

00:47:28.280 question

00:47:28.880 I

00:47:29.920 would

00:47:30.060 like

00:47:30.300 to

00:47:30.480 think

00:47:30.740 he

00:47:30.880 would

00:47:31.040 choose

00:47:31.240 the

00:47:31.400 former

00:47:31.720 but

00:47:32.340 I

00:47:32.620 don't

00:47:32.820 know

00:47:32.980 didn't

00:47:33.220 it

00:47:33.780 shatter

00:47:34.480 into

00:47:34.880 his

00:47:35.060 asshole

00:47:35.400 and

00:47:35.560 he

00:47:35.940 picked

00:47:36.160 out

00:47:36.380 the

00:47:36.740 glass

00:47:37.100 I

00:47:37.540 don't

00:47:37.700 think

00:47:37.820 he

00:47:37.900 died

00:47:38.160 I

00:47:38.600 don't

00:47:40.420 think

00:47:41.460 you

00:47:41.560 get

00:47:42.660 a

00:47:42.760 colostomy

00:47:43.200 bag

00:47:43.480 I

00:47:43.600 think

00:47:43.740 that

00:47:43.860 is

00:47:44.080 so

00:47:44.560 just

00:47:44.900 from

00:47:45.080 just

00:47:45.360 from

00:47:45.520 having

00:47:45.780 glass

00:47:46.200 in

00:47:46.320 your

00:47:46.440 ass

00:47:46.740 I

00:47:47.860 don't

00:47:48.040 know

00:47:48.200 dude

00:47:48.920 dude

00:47:49.640 so

00:47:49.840 it's

00:47:50.020 like

00:47:50.140 it's

00:47:50.360 emotional

00:47:51.000 pain

00:47:51.580 versus

00:47:51.920 physical

00:47:52.440 pain

00:47:52.880 I

00:47:54.480 don't

00:47:54.680 know

00:47:54.920 man

00:47:55.100 which

00:47:55.280 one

00:47:55.640 is

00:47:55.800 harder

00:47:56.340 to

00:47:56.560 endure

00:47:57.020 I

00:47:57.460 think

00:47:57.620 are you

00:47:57.940 seriously

00:47:58.600 like

00:47:59.100 being

00:47:59.420 like

00:47:59.720 I

00:48:00.240 would

00:48:00.460 rather

00:48:00.780 I

00:48:01.060 don't

00:48:01.620 want

00:48:01.760 to

00:48:01.820 quit

00:48:02.000 gambling

00:48:02.300 I

00:48:02.540 would

00:48:02.680 rather

00:48:02.920 have

00:48:03.400 glass

00:48:04.960 shards

00:48:05.960 in my

00:48:06.480 asshole

00:48:06.940 yeah

00:48:07.460 I'm

00:48:09.380 considering

00:48:10.060 the glass

00:48:10.700 shards

00:48:11.060 in my

00:48:11.300 asshole

00:48:11.640 but

00:48:11.860 think

00:48:12.540 about

00:48:12.720 this

00:48:13.440 Jose

00:48:14.600 this

00:48:15.100 is

00:48:15.300 likening

00:48:15.880 to

00:48:16.060 being

00:48:16.280 like

00:48:16.560 hey

00:48:17.000 Jose

00:48:17.640 either

00:48:18.620 you

00:48:19.080 give up

00:48:19.500 on

00:48:19.700 fat

00:48:19.960 bitches

00:48:20.260 for

00:48:20.440 the

00:48:20.560 rest

00:48:20.720 of

00:48:20.800 your

00:48:20.900 life

00:48:21.200 or

00:48:21.820 you

00:48:22.580 take

00:48:23.120 one

00:48:23.300 a

00:48:23.420 jar

00:48:23.600 up

00:48:23.720 your

00:48:23.820 ass

00:48:24.040 and

00:48:24.140 you

00:48:24.240 can

00:48:24.300 still

00:48:24.440 have

00:48:24.580 fat

00:48:24.740 bitches

00:48:24.940 for

00:48:25.100 the

00:48:25.180 rest

00:48:25.300 of

00:48:25.380 your

00:48:25.440 life

00:48:25.720 that's

00:48:26.540 what

00:48:26.640 it's

00:48:26.780 like

00:48:26.940 to

00:48:27.060 toad

00:48:28.080 I'm

00:48:28.320 married

00:48:28.640 I'm

00:48:29.200 fucking

00:48:29.460 I'm

00:48:30.380 only

00:48:30.580 one

00:48:30.960 fat

00:48:31.240 bitch

00:48:31.500 and I'm

00:48:31.920 okay

00:48:32.160 that's

00:48:32.340 what I'm

00:48:32.460 saying

00:48:32.580 the rest

00:48:33.160 of your

00:48:33.320 life

00:48:33.520 no more

00:48:34.380 fat

00:48:35.720 bitch

00:48:35.960 wife

00:48:36.540 dude

00:48:36.740 I

00:48:36.920 whoa

00:48:37.920 I'm

00:48:38.780 in

00:48:38.980 I'm

00:48:42.460 just kidding

00:48:42.920 honey

00:48:43.240 you're

00:48:43.480 beautiful

00:48:43.940 stop

00:48:44.880 selling

00:48:45.780 me

00:48:46.020 I don't

00:48:46.940 want to

00:48:47.200 choose

00:48:47.400 either

00:48:47.760 I don't

00:48:48.080 think I

00:48:48.320 could

00:48:48.460 stop

00:48:48.920 so I

00:48:49.180 think

00:48:49.300 you're

00:48:49.420 gonna

00:48:49.520 have

00:48:49.640 to

00:48:49.760 rape

00:48:49.980 me

00:48:50.120 with

00:48:50.240 the

00:48:50.360 fucking

00:48:50.560 jar

00:48:50.980 dude

00:48:51.260 but

00:48:51.500 no

00:48:51.680 like

00:48:51.980 there's

00:48:52.280 like

00:48:52.540 there's

00:48:53.400 almost

00:48:53.800 nothing

00:48:54.240 I would

00:48:54.440 do

00:48:54.520 this

00:48:54.660 for

00:48:54.840 other

00:48:55.060 than

00:48:55.260 the

00:48:55.440 safety

00:48:55.720 of

00:48:55.920 my

00:48:56.080 children

00:48:56.420 I'm

00:48:56.700 raping

00:48:57.040 not even

00:48:57.360 my wife

00:48:57.880 like even

00:48:58.620 my wife

00:48:59.060 I'd be like

00:48:59.360 no I'm

00:48:59.740 sorry bitch

00:49:00.120 you're gonna

00:49:00.300 die

00:49:00.620 my kids

00:49:01.380 that's

00:49:01.620 like the

00:49:01.880 only thing

00:49:02.580 only scenario

00:49:03.300 I'd put

00:49:03.700 a jar

00:49:03.980 in my

00:49:04.180 asshole

00:49:04.460 for

00:49:04.700 pretty much

00:49:05.380 clip that

00:49:06.880 somebody needs

00:49:08.080 to clip

00:49:08.320 that

00:49:08.960 but this

00:49:10.840 dude died

00:49:11.580 though

00:49:11.740 this is

00:49:11.880 what I'm

00:49:12.080 saying

00:49:12.340 so like

00:49:12.720 this

00:49:12.880 question

00:49:13.360 is kind

00:49:13.720 of like

00:49:14.000 would you

00:49:15.140 kill

00:49:15.320 yourself

00:49:15.720 or

00:49:16.220 that's

00:49:17.280 really

00:49:17.460 what

00:49:17.620 he's

00:49:17.860 asking

00:49:18.000 did he

00:49:18.320 actually

00:49:18.600 die

00:49:18.980 look it up

00:49:19.560 hold on

00:49:21.420 did jar

00:49:22.620 an asshole

00:49:23.260 guy die

00:49:23.640 he may be

00:49:24.180 dead

00:49:24.580 he may be

00:49:25.120 dead

00:49:25.500 but he

00:49:26.180 may not

00:49:26.580 be

00:49:26.820 dead

00:49:27.320 because

00:49:29.500 he put

00:49:29.960 the jar

00:49:30.280 up his

00:49:30.520 ass

00:49:30.800 no he

00:49:31.720 died

00:49:32.080 because

00:49:32.500 of this

00:49:32.880 you have

00:49:33.820 a lot

00:49:34.480 of

00:49:34.940 the kind

00:49:35.420 of guy

00:49:35.700 that puts

00:49:36.100 jars

00:49:36.380 up his

00:49:36.740 asses

00:49:37.080 finds

00:49:37.320 other ways

00:49:37.800 to die

00:49:38.360 yeah

00:49:40.540 he just

00:49:40.800 had a

00:49:41.040 massive

00:49:41.360 heart

00:49:41.620 attack

00:49:41.960 you have

00:49:43.300 mad

00:49:43.680 veins

00:49:44.280 like

00:49:44.780 major

00:49:45.140 veins

00:49:45.480 and

00:49:45.640 arteries

00:49:46.000 going

00:49:46.340 into

00:49:46.540 your

00:49:46.700 jaw

00:49:46.760 have

00:49:46.960 major

00:49:47.540 veins

00:49:47.960 and

00:49:48.080 arteries

00:49:48.320 in

00:49:48.820 your

00:49:49.500 asshole

00:49:49.900 yeah

00:49:50.440 jar

00:49:51.600 and

00:49:51.920 asshole

00:49:52.380 guy

00:49:52.880 probably

00:49:55.160 shot

00:49:55.440 doesn't say

00:49:57.120 that does

00:49:57.600 it

00:49:58.140 a Ukrainian

00:49:58.820 man

00:49:59.280 no this

00:50:00.940 is

00:50:01.100 no this

00:50:01.720 happened

00:50:02.060 one

00:50:02.380 look up

00:50:03.500 look up

00:50:04.000 one guy

00:50:04.700 one jar

00:50:05.640 dead

00:50:06.280 question

00:50:07.060 mark

00:50:07.420 that's

00:50:07.680 what you

00:50:07.860 look up

00:50:08.280 oh my

00:50:09.040 god

00:50:09.680 he's

00:50:10.200 dead

00:50:10.360 he bled

00:50:11.620 out

00:50:11.920 he died

00:50:12.480 from that

00:50:12.920 that was

00:50:13.260 like a

00:50:13.540 snuff

00:50:14.140 video

00:50:14.440 well if

00:50:14.980 you do

00:50:15.260 it and

00:50:15.420 you get

00:50:15.620 medical

00:50:15.980 attention

00:50:16.320 we've been

00:50:16.660 we've been

00:50:17.100 challenged

00:50:18.400 also I don't

00:50:21.540 think they

00:50:21.800 would play

00:50:22.020 the video

00:50:22.360 they absolutely

00:50:24.960 would not

00:50:25.580 they don't

00:50:26.560 play

00:50:27.080 we are far

00:50:28.200 more loosey

00:50:28.860 goosey

00:50:29.240 when it

00:50:30.280 comes to

00:50:30.540 censorship

00:50:30.980 we don't

00:50:33.060 give a

00:50:33.360 fuck

00:50:33.780 would they

00:50:36.220 play it

00:50:36.680 now I'm

00:50:37.000 trying to

00:50:37.400 think

00:50:37.600 no because

00:50:38.720 they don't

00:50:39.020 play a lot

00:50:39.360 of like

00:50:39.920 well they

00:50:40.540 might do

00:50:40.900 that shit

00:50:41.280 where they

00:50:41.520 do it for

00:50:41.760 their live

00:50:42.160 audience

00:50:42.540 but the

00:50:43.060 public can't

00:50:43.760 see it

00:50:44.100 type thing

00:50:44.620 I could

00:50:45.200 see them

00:50:45.480 doing that

00:50:45.940 but probably

00:50:46.700 not the

00:50:47.420 one jar

00:50:48.460 thing

00:50:48.700 Tyler did you

00:50:49.400 find anything

00:50:49.820 did he

00:50:50.080 actually die

00:50:50.960 either way

00:50:53.720 for the

00:50:54.060 hypothetical to

00:50:54.760 work he has

00:50:55.200 to not die

00:50:55.860 no it's

00:50:56.380 just you

00:50:56.980 get cut

00:50:57.480 you go to

00:50:57.960 the doctor

00:50:58.440 and they

00:50:58.860 have to

00:50:59.160 the embarrassment

00:50:59.960 of like

00:51:00.440 having been

00:51:00.960 like hey

00:51:01.400 I put a jar

00:51:02.060 on my ass

00:51:02.440 and he's

00:51:02.480 crue-shading

00:51:03.040 ungodly

00:51:03.620 pain

00:51:03.980 if we're

00:51:17.840 doing more

00:51:18.200 mailbag I'm

00:51:18.780 gonna skip

00:51:19.220 the next

00:51:19.620 few because

00:51:20.320 a couple

00:51:20.620 of them

00:51:20.820 were duplicates

00:51:21.460 and I

00:51:21.680 answered that

00:51:22.240 question it's

00:51:22.800 not even a

00:51:23.180 good one but

00:51:23.660 I answered it

00:51:24.280 I bet you

00:51:24.360 they're amazing

00:51:25.000 questions

00:51:25.400 no they're

00:51:26.180 asking about

00:51:26.800 my gambling

00:51:27.560 you want me

00:51:27.960 to really ask

00:51:28.520 that

00:51:28.800 no I don't

00:51:29.560 trust me

00:51:29.980 about your

00:51:30.360 gambling

00:51:30.680 yeah exactly

00:51:31.480 I answered

00:51:32.120 it in the

00:51:32.600 chat

00:51:32.960 one guy

00:51:33.860 would create

00:51:34.300 a mug

00:51:34.700 one guy

00:51:36.300 would create

00:51:36.860 a mug

00:51:37.320 false

00:51:38.160 alright go

00:51:41.160 ahead

00:51:41.440 alright um

00:51:42.980 we will go

00:51:44.380 with

00:51:44.920 pistolero

00:51:47.380 oh my

00:51:48.380 guy

00:51:48.960 if you got

00:51:50.360 free apples

00:51:51.320 for life

00:51:51.840 but one

00:51:52.500 one hundredth

00:51:53.300 of them

00:51:53.540 had been

00:51:53.820 come inside

00:51:54.940 of so

00:51:55.500 discreetly

00:51:56.300 that you

00:51:56.620 couldn't tell

00:51:57.400 would you

00:51:58.120 take the

00:51:58.680 deal

00:51:58.900 knowing the

00:51:59.660 come apple

00:52:00.500 ratio

00:52:01.100 it is someone

00:52:02.380 else's

00:52:02.820 come not

00:52:03.480 yours but

00:52:04.000 you get to

00:52:04.340 choose the

00:52:04.860 type of

00:52:05.200 apple if

00:52:06.040 that's the

00:52:06.540 hang up

00:52:07.260 wait wait so

00:52:08.040 there's just

00:52:08.420 like a poison

00:52:09.100 apple in

00:52:09.760 there somewhere

00:52:10.220 is the thing

00:52:11.200 it's not even

00:52:11.700 poison it's just

00:52:12.400 somebody else's

00:52:13.020 poison by

00:52:13.660 come

00:52:13.880 do you do I

00:52:14.940 like apples

00:52:15.580 enough to take

00:52:16.320 this like

00:52:16.920 well what I'm

00:52:17.680 asking is it

00:52:18.200 dispersed among

00:52:19.000 all the apples

00:52:19.860 or is it

00:52:20.780 no no it's just

00:52:21.280 one apple

00:52:21.800 like you're gonna

00:52:22.620 have one shitty

00:52:23.280 bite

00:52:23.600 no it's just

00:52:25.140 one apple

00:52:25.580 he said one

00:52:26.120 out of a hundred

00:52:26.940 have been come

00:52:27.380 inside of them

00:52:27.960 it's apple

00:52:28.680 roulette

00:52:29.200 you have a

00:52:29.560 one percent

00:52:30.040 chance of

00:52:30.820 every apple

00:52:31.300 you eat

00:52:31.660 well if you're

00:52:33.460 getting free

00:52:33.840 apples for life

00:52:34.500 you're gonna be

00:52:34.840 eating a lot

00:52:35.480 of apples so

00:52:36.140 the chances

00:52:36.480 you come

00:52:36.940 inside an apple

00:52:37.660 are very high

00:52:38.460 I don't like

00:52:38.940 apples this month

00:52:39.540 you put it

00:52:40.040 in a fleshlight

00:52:41.100 what is the

00:52:44.040 imperative to

00:52:44.820 get these apples

00:52:45.580 this guy's

00:52:46.920 coming in

00:52:47.440 very discreetly

00:52:48.460 he's taking

00:52:50.520 his cum and

00:52:51.060 surgically

00:52:51.700 injecting it

00:52:52.360 I think this

00:52:52.960 guy just

00:52:54.320 really loves

00:52:55.000 apples and

00:52:55.560 thinks everybody

00:52:56.200 else also

00:52:56.740 loves apples

00:52:57.320 well the way

00:52:58.260 this question

00:52:59.280 is delivered

00:52:59.840 it makes you

00:53:00.400 immediately assume

00:53:01.240 that you're like

00:53:02.120 I really want

00:53:03.120 apples and so

00:53:03.780 you start from

00:53:04.320 that premise

00:53:04.760 and then you're

00:53:05.060 like wait I

00:53:05.520 don't even want

00:53:06.000 apples that bad

00:53:06.660 but wait a minute

00:53:07.240 though

00:53:07.580 guys wait wait

00:53:08.720 have you seen

00:53:10.080 the people that

00:53:10.580 I've been harassing

00:53:11.460 yeah we talked

00:53:12.120 about this last

00:53:12.640 week didn't we

00:53:13.720 no no

00:53:14.760 because this

00:53:15.240 happened this week

00:53:16.060 these dudes

00:53:18.000 fucking

00:53:18.400 what

00:53:19.500 what if we

00:53:20.960 take these apples

00:53:22.240 and we use them

00:53:23.220 to make pies

00:53:23.960 to fuck

00:53:24.700 alright what

00:53:26.620 were you saying

00:53:26.980 what I'm saying

00:53:29.960 is there's

00:53:30.920 these dudes

00:53:31.420 called the

00:53:31.920 I don't even

00:53:32.520 I'm not going

00:53:32.840 to say their

00:53:33.140 name but they

00:53:33.920 come after me

00:53:34.640 and David

00:53:35.240 like every so

00:53:36.220 often because

00:53:37.360 of our show

00:53:37.880 or whatever

00:53:38.420 and so I

00:53:39.520 started looking

00:53:39.960 back into them

00:53:40.660 and they

00:53:41.560 they study

00:53:42.840 this thing

00:53:43.260 called the

00:53:43.660 box saga

00:53:44.440 and it's

00:53:45.440 about this

00:53:45.840 what was that

00:53:47.360 I studied

00:53:47.900 the box too

00:53:48.580 yeah have you

00:53:49.880 heard about

00:53:50.380 this saga

00:53:50.860 this guy

00:53:51.900 Andrew something

00:53:53.400 I don't even

00:53:53.860 know what the

00:53:54.240 fuck he's talking

00:53:54.720 about but like

00:53:55.200 I'm big into

00:53:55.680 the box

00:53:56.160 Andrew

00:53:57.540 from the

00:53:58.420 Andrew show

00:53:58.960 no some

00:53:59.900 some fucking

00:54:00.500 Russian guy

00:54:01.060 or something

00:54:01.360 he's getting

00:54:02.240 the audience

00:54:02.860 listening to

00:54:03.420 this to drink

00:54:04.220 their own

00:54:04.600 cum a bunch

00:54:05.220 of men

00:54:05.540 he's convinced

00:54:05.980 oh I did

00:54:06.440 see that

00:54:06.920 yeah

00:54:07.180 what a power

00:54:08.060 trip

00:54:08.500 it's crazy

00:54:09.720 but the thing

00:54:10.280 is

00:54:10.500 is this the

00:54:12.380 guy that was

00:54:12.760 on your mom's

00:54:13.260 house

00:54:14.320 the guy

00:54:14.600 that talks

00:54:14.820 about like

00:54:15.220 there's a guy

00:54:15.780 that came

00:54:16.240 he was

00:54:16.700 he was big

00:54:17.100 in Instagram

00:54:17.480 reels

00:54:17.900 where he talks

00:54:18.620 about like

00:54:19.080 you can get

00:54:19.520 high from

00:54:20.340 clenching your

00:54:20.840 butthole

00:54:21.300 and like you

00:54:22.080 should drink

00:54:22.360 your own

00:54:22.620 cum and

00:54:23.340 you suck

00:54:23.700 your friend's

00:54:24.500 dick and

00:54:24.820 shit like

00:54:25.140 that

00:54:25.360 have you seen

00:54:25.760 this guy

00:54:26.140 well the

00:54:26.960 drink your own

00:54:27.520 cum I think

00:54:27.920 you could get

00:54:28.320 people to do

00:54:28.820 that

00:54:28.920 make good points

00:54:29.560 it's full of

00:54:31.660 protein it's got

00:54:32.600 health benefits

00:54:33.400 man you gotta

00:54:33.840 eat your own

00:54:34.500 cum come on

00:54:35.220 it could be a

00:54:36.060 disciple of these

00:54:36.760 because it's like

00:54:37.460 a movement of

00:54:38.340 these box saga

00:54:39.180 people and this

00:54:40.400 dude here has a

00:54:41.380 podcast he has a

00:54:42.140 podcast that a

00:54:42.640 hundred people

00:54:43.120 listen to and

00:54:44.540 I've encountered a

00:54:45.840 couple of them

00:54:46.340 in Twitter where

00:54:47.380 they're like they

00:54:48.160 come at me like

00:54:48.700 you're a fucking

00:54:49.240 asshole you think

00:54:50.080 you'd and then I

00:54:50.900 just like make a

00:54:51.640 joke inferring that

00:54:52.580 they drink their own

00:54:53.200 cum and like

00:54:53.980 five times in a

00:54:54.760 row they've

00:54:55.180 defended it just

00:54:56.400 this week we

00:54:57.260 want to come

00:54:58.160 yeah we believe in

00:55:01.540 this in this shit

00:55:02.180 like you're so

00:55:02.960 super closed-minded

00:55:04.000 bro you believe in

00:55:04.840 the Nephilim but

00:55:05.720 you don't think that

00:55:06.400 drinking cum can

00:55:07.320 enhance your IQ and

00:55:08.360 I was like dude are

00:55:08.940 you serious they're

00:55:10.060 sending me Egyptian

00:55:10.920 hieroglyphs of the

00:55:13.100 Egyptians sucking their

00:55:14.100 own dicks and

00:55:14.900 they're like you see

00:55:15.660 this is ancient

00:55:16.660 come out of your

00:55:17.980 dick and just let

00:55:18.500 it go like hold

00:55:19.360 on hold on is

00:55:20.320 there a hieroglyph

00:55:21.080 of a dude like

00:55:22.100 holding his own

00:55:22.820 dick there is a

00:55:23.560 hieroglyph of like

00:55:24.760 there is like a

00:55:26.040 crocodile headed

00:55:27.440 thing sucking

00:55:28.040 himself off or

00:55:28.760 some shit is there

00:55:29.700 really I'd love I'd

00:55:30.820 like to think of

00:55:31.360 like you're just

00:55:31.720 doing that and

00:55:32.260 just like the like

00:55:33.020 the cum is

00:55:33.580 shooting out

00:55:33.960 literally them

00:55:34.580 bent over like

00:55:35.760 standing up like

00:55:36.820 bringing around

00:55:37.580 sucking their own

00:55:38.420 dick

00:55:38.840 it happens in the

00:55:41.380 mile all the time

00:55:42.300 man it's it's so

00:55:43.880 crazy like the amount

00:55:45.200 of times they actually

00:55:46.400 have not ironically

00:55:47.940 defended this and

00:55:49.280 then they get mad at

00:55:50.080 you and I was like

00:55:50.720 dude you're sucking

00:55:52.080 top how does it feel

00:55:52.940 to be out like uh

00:55:55.080 like out conspiracy

00:55:56.640 like not like like

00:55:57.560 or out schizoed

00:55:58.820 that's what's

00:55:59.420 happening

00:55:59.660 no no no

00:56:00.820 that's what

00:56:01.100 that's what

00:56:01.860 that's what I'm

00:56:04.040 saying is like

00:56:04.520 because like so

00:56:05.380 every time like you

00:56:06.400 think like I'm on

00:56:07.720 the fucking cutting

00:56:08.520 edge of like

00:56:10.220 uh conspiracies

00:56:11.120 and like

00:56:12.000 you don't even

00:56:13.920 drink your own

00:56:14.360 cum dude

00:56:14.840 you fucking

00:56:18.400 you're not even

00:56:19.640 you on that

00:56:20.660 cum drinking shit

00:56:21.500 yet

00:56:21.880 bro bro you gotta

00:56:23.120 get cum pilled

00:56:24.180 get cum pilled

00:56:24.980 you're not even

00:56:26.740 cum pilled

00:56:27.400 these these

00:56:29.980 fucking normies

00:56:30.920 not even cum

00:56:31.660 pilled

00:56:31.960 that is a way to

00:56:33.620 get people

00:56:34.080 actually here I

00:56:36.820 think I found it

00:56:37.520 this is this is it

00:56:38.580 I'm not gay I'm a

00:56:40.380 genius

00:56:41.020 dude I love it

00:56:43.880 eating yeah like

00:56:44.620 drinking your own

00:56:45.160 cum raises your

00:56:45.960 IQ massively

00:56:46.940 this is it here

00:56:47.600 like this guy's

00:56:48.480 defending see that

00:56:49.260 this is what it's

00:56:49.720 called the box saga

00:56:50.660 you see that oh

00:56:51.440 Carl Borgen

00:56:52.720 is it oh I saw

00:56:54.080 so I saw this you

00:56:55.560 like arguing with

00:56:56.120 this guy and I was

00:56:56.860 like I do not

00:56:57.780 understand what's

00:56:58.420 going on right now

00:56:59.240 I was like I am not

00:57:00.340 going to I'm reading

00:57:01.260 from the bottom most

00:57:02.160 people just jerk off

00:57:03.000 the porn and

00:57:03.420 consider it normal to

00:57:04.380 bust a nut into a

00:57:05.180 sock and leave it

00:57:05.940 there to rot I

00:57:06.960 wouldn't worry about

00:57:07.640 what they think

00:57:08.220 I'd take a sock and

00:57:08.600 go oh

00:57:09.320 look look if you

00:57:12.480 don't do is

00:57:14.500 completely your

00:57:15.760 prerogative it's the

00:57:16.940 understanding of what

00:57:17.940 the ritual is for so

00:57:19.060 now look and that

00:57:20.720 without the seed none

00:57:22.540 of us would even

00:57:23.180 exist it's the key to

00:57:24.320 literally everything if

00:57:25.360 you don't drink the

00:57:26.200 seed you don't get the

00:57:27.200 knowledge it can't be

00:57:28.300 any simpler than that

00:57:29.660 is he talking about

00:57:32.700 his own cum I

00:57:33.840 imagine him jerking

00:57:35.120 off into like a

00:57:35.900 boot and doing the

00:57:36.720 Taibasa thing

00:57:38.580 doing a shooey

00:57:40.300 here's the problem

00:57:41.320 one of our one of

00:57:42.740 our friends said

00:57:43.640 nigga you want to

00:57:44.640 drink your homies

00:57:45.460 cum and then they

00:57:46.840 just go off on them

00:57:47.800 and they can't help

00:57:49.080 themselves it's like

00:57:50.280 they're I just I

00:57:51.820 still am in shock

00:57:53.040 that this is even

00:57:54.380 happening that grown

00:57:55.340 men are defending

00:57:57.060 drinking their own

00:57:57.680 cum how much just

00:57:58.820 how much does he

00:58:04.320 refer to the

00:58:04.860 hieroglyphs like I

00:58:06.000 bet you gets referred

00:58:06.720 to so much like well

00:58:08.040 did the Egyptians

00:58:08.720 have it wrong look at

00:58:09.720 this one hieroglyph

00:58:11.120 you know how this

00:58:12.180 I love I love how he

00:58:13.500 ended this so he goes

00:58:14.220 like that's as simple

00:58:15.460 like I'm just gonna

00:58:16.260 make it as simple as

00:58:16.820 I can do it you got

00:58:18.480 to drink your cum to

00:58:19.080 get get smarter I

00:58:20.400 just I don't know how

00:58:21.860 you don't want to get

00:58:22.660 more smarter

00:58:23.220 I don't know how I

00:58:25.400 can get to make this

00:58:25.920 any simpler for you to

00:58:26.740 understand stay dumb

00:58:27.800 just like literally what

00:58:30.980 they tell us and you

00:58:32.320 questioning it means you

00:58:33.560 don't understand you

00:58:34.300 don't have the knowledge

00:58:35.160 the only way you can get

00:58:36.220 the knowledge is by

00:58:36.880 drinking the cum

00:58:37.600 argumentation ethics

00:58:40.420 it's like if you don't

00:58:41.520 drink the cum fine

00:58:42.280 you'll just stay dumb

00:58:43.140 whatever it's like the

00:58:44.880 only way you can

00:58:45.460 drink the cum or you'll

00:58:46.040 stay dumb

00:58:46.700 oh drink the cum or

00:58:49.280 you'll stay dumb is so

00:58:50.100 great

00:58:50.360 and it's like if you

00:58:51.380 drink and you don't

00:58:52.180 feel smarter you're like

00:58:53.220 what are you supposed to

00:58:53.880 be like I got gypped

00:58:54.780 you're like well you

00:58:55.380 just drink cum dude

00:58:56.260 top can you please make

00:58:57.900 a I'm cum pilled uh

00:58:59.920 t-shirt

00:59:00.500 based based based in

00:59:07.260 cum pilled

00:59:07.800 just a box saga book

00:59:11.300 or whatever

00:59:11.720 just based in cum

00:59:12.860 pilled and just

00:59:14.040 hey babe did you take

00:59:16.000 your cum pills today

00:59:16.860 I bet you I bet you

00:59:18.720 do you think they

00:59:19.240 would buy it do you

00:59:20.080 think you could get a

00:59:21.120 niche audience from

00:59:21.920 these guys by having a

00:59:22.840 based in cum pilled

00:59:23.580 shirt that would sell

00:59:24.500 directly

00:59:24.720 I bet you there aren't

00:59:24.940 enough of them

00:59:26.580 there's like a hundred

00:59:27.880 I know like that is a

00:59:30.680 good question you maybe

00:59:32.260 get ten percent of that

00:59:33.400 cum pilled is the new

00:59:34.540 white pill

00:59:35.100 you maybe you could

00:59:38.100 make a hundred bucks

00:59:38.880 off this

00:59:39.440 I know but for the

00:59:41.820 novelty of it for the

00:59:42.980 novelty based in cum

00:59:44.120 pilled and a little

00:59:44.820 white pill like but

00:59:46.300 you it's clearly filled

00:59:47.300 with like semen that's a

00:59:48.640 good this is this is a

00:59:49.860 now powered by true

00:59:51.980 classic

00:59:52.520 Joe Rogan will jump onto

00:59:54.400 the cum pilled in like a

00:59:55.940 few years he's gonna be

00:59:56.720 like have you guys you

00:59:58.020 believe that nobody's

00:59:58.940 actually drinking their

00:59:59.620 cum like that was one

01:00:01.220 of the things they did on

01:00:01.940 fear factor right he knows

01:00:03.380 about it yeah yeah by

01:00:05.420 the way that true

01:00:06.060 classic joke would have

01:00:07.080 really hit for you guys

01:00:07.980 if you were at the

01:00:09.800 pre-show so pre-show was

01:00:11.400 really good today just

01:00:12.160 saying it actually was

01:00:13.280 yeah a lot of good

01:00:14.800 moments you missed them

01:00:16.080 all here you guys want to

01:00:17.460 do another mailbag and

01:00:18.700 then maybe laney of it

01:00:19.560 or what do the mail

01:00:20.620 we have a lane I will

01:00:21.460 go with the AJ AJ

01:00:24.720 I guess it's choosing

01:00:27.600 between these two

01:00:28.260 scenarios watch football

01:00:29.520 with hot pepper juice

01:00:30.780 smeared on your junk or

01:00:32.120 casually hold your bro's

01:00:34.000 dick while watching

01:00:35.160 football

01:00:35.700 really no hot pepper

01:00:38.580 pepper juice

01:00:39.520 no hot pepper juice

01:00:40.760 you would rather be gay

01:00:42.240 than just a little pain

01:00:43.360 gay you're holding

01:00:44.840 your buddy's dick that's

01:00:45.820 not gay

01:00:46.220 again it's almost the

01:00:47.320 pain

01:00:47.620 it feels gay it sure

01:00:49.620 feels gay

01:00:50.220 if I reached over and

01:00:51.640 just grabbed your dick

01:00:52.480 if it gets hard

01:00:52.620 would you not be like

01:00:53.620 stop that faggot shit

01:00:54.560 right now

01:00:55.040 literally you're just

01:00:56.920 holding it there like

01:00:57.840 I'm just being nice kind

01:00:58.780 of holding it in place

01:00:59.420 what if he gets hard

01:01:00.200 keeping it kind of

01:01:01.660 pulling the whole like

01:01:02.560 you know separating

01:01:03.160 your nuts from your

01:01:03.740 balls type thing

01:01:04.400 and I know you I know

01:01:05.760 you two have done this

01:01:06.440 before not toad but like

01:01:07.840 where you've told your

01:01:08.620 wives or girlfriend at

01:01:09.580 one time and you go

01:01:10.400 like you don't need a

01:01:11.800 bra I'll just hold them

01:01:12.400 up with my hands just

01:01:13.380 like I'll just I'll hold

01:01:14.200 them I guess it's the

01:01:15.020 same thing you're just

01:01:15.620 like I'm just doing you

01:01:16.160 a service just holding

01:01:17.000 your balls and dick up

01:01:17.940 just like your wife's

01:01:18.760 titties hurt like at

01:01:19.640 certain times of the

01:01:20.300 month like they're like

01:01:20.880 yeah I'll be like I'll

01:01:22.740 hold them for you

01:01:23.320 I'll hold them for you

01:01:24.120 just like this

01:01:25.060 I'll squeeze them every

01:01:25.960 once in a while

01:01:26.760 you're like oh that

01:01:28.240 hurt you're like oh

01:01:28.820 I'm sorry I got you

01:01:30.020 I got you

01:01:30.560 playing with titties

01:01:36.900 is not gay

01:01:37.360 it's gay

01:01:37.900 playing with tits

01:01:39.720 might be the least

01:01:40.760 gay thing you can do

01:01:41.560 I think if you play

01:01:42.600 with tits that's less

01:01:43.560 gay than actually

01:01:44.180 fucking pussy

01:01:44.780 it makes up for

01:01:45.580 holding your buddy's

01:01:46.760 dick

01:01:47.000 what if you played

01:01:47.780 with toad's tits

01:01:48.640 is that gay

01:01:49.420 it's less gay

01:01:51.580 I mean if I put my

01:01:52.260 dick between them

01:01:52.960 maybe

01:01:53.260 other than that

01:01:56.200 no

01:01:56.520 toad's tits

01:01:58.320 would be like

01:01:59.160 A cup

01:01:59.660 and A cup

01:02:00.460 tits are gay

01:02:01.500 so I would say

01:02:02.760 they're not B

01:02:04.780 you do not have

01:02:06.120 B cup tits

01:02:07.780 you might have

01:02:08.740 B cup tits

01:02:09.600 get the fuck

01:02:12.300 out of here

01:02:12.680 I think Liz

01:02:13.820 has gaslit

01:02:14.520 thinking that's

01:02:15.400 bigger than it is

01:02:16.180 how many inches

01:02:17.360 does it need to be

01:02:18.180 I don't know

01:02:19.720 B is not an inch

01:02:21.320 actually this song

01:02:25.680 fucking slapped

01:02:26.440 by the way

01:02:27.580 Cole

01:02:27.840 do you want to

01:02:28.380 fight me

01:02:28.760 because I impugned

01:02:29.520 your wife's honor

01:02:30.200 on her tits

01:02:30.920 I'm gonna break

01:02:33.100 your arms

01:02:33.620 and then beat

01:02:34.180 you with them

01:02:34.780 guys please

01:02:36.780 listen to this

01:02:37.380 those are B's

01:02:39.920 dude

01:02:40.220 those are small

01:02:41.680 B's

01:02:42.220 no

01:02:42.560 no

01:02:43.140 those are

01:02:43.660 large A's

01:02:44.640 large A's

01:02:45.860 I mean if

01:02:48.160 you want a

01:02:48.440 comfortable fit

01:02:49.100 you need to

01:02:49.520 go large

01:02:49.900 guys shut up

01:02:50.600 get the fuck

01:02:51.780 a solid C cup

01:02:52.800 my ass

01:02:53.800 no definitely

01:02:54.780 not

01:02:55.240 not even close

01:02:56.040 what are we

01:02:59.780 doing here

01:03:00.180 I don't know

01:03:01.320 what are we doing

01:03:01.540 turn this shit

01:03:02.160 off

01:03:02.600 so if you

01:03:04.800 don't know

01:03:05.060 what bra

01:03:05.460 sizes are

01:03:05.980 it's different

01:03:06.660 because like

01:03:07.220 the cup

01:03:08.880 is the shape

01:03:10.000 actually

01:03:10.440 you need to

01:03:12.240 stop that

01:03:12.780 on won't you

01:03:13.440 come

01:03:13.800 the cup

01:03:14.460 is the shape

01:03:15.040 there is a

01:03:16.040 number that

01:03:16.680 is the size

01:03:17.480 that is actually

01:03:18.100 an actual

01:03:18.600 inch number

01:03:19.420 alright let's

01:03:20.080 move on

01:03:20.540 there is an

01:03:20.980 inch number

01:03:21.560 yeah

01:03:21.840 I declared

01:03:22.440 it

01:03:22.840 so

01:03:23.300 alright

01:03:25.380 well we do

01:03:26.860 have a

01:03:27.120 lady at it

01:03:27.700 we're an

01:03:27.920 hour in

01:03:28.480 if we want

01:03:28.760 to do that

01:03:29.120 but that was

01:03:30.620 my I was

01:03:31.320 responding to

01:03:32.060 Ian Crossland

01:03:33.060 who did a

01:03:33.720 cover of that

01:03:34.300 same song

01:03:34.980 man in the

01:03:35.380 box

01:03:35.560 was he also

01:03:35.980 shirtless

01:03:36.480 yeah that's

01:03:37.220 why I did

01:03:37.640 it

01:03:37.880 but for real

01:03:38.640 you'd rather

01:03:39.040 go through

01:03:39.320 excruciating

01:03:40.120 pain of an

01:03:40.900 entire football

01:03:41.680 game as

01:03:42.200 opposed to

01:03:42.640 just casually

01:03:43.180 setting your

01:03:43.720 hand on your

01:03:44.100 buddy's

01:03:44.360 not that

01:03:44.660 painful

01:03:45.080 100%

01:03:46.600 honestly I

01:03:47.780 might

01:03:47.960 it would be

01:03:48.580 a thing

01:03:48.920 because here's

01:03:50.220 the thing

01:03:50.540 I've told

01:03:51.440 stories about

01:03:52.140 putting icy

01:03:53.780 hot on my

01:03:54.420 dick and I've

01:03:55.880 told stories about

01:03:56.440 putting aftershave on

01:03:57.420 my dick

01:03:57.680 and I would tell

01:03:59.180 a story about

01:03:59.720 putting pepper

01:04:00.360 jelly on my

01:04:00.800 dick

01:04:00.980 I would never

01:04:01.660 tell a story

01:04:02.240 about holding

01:04:04.320 my friend's

01:04:05.020 dick in my

01:04:05.580 hand for an

01:04:06.420 entire football

01:04:06.880 game

01:04:06.980 I would not

01:04:07.420 tell a story

01:04:08.180 about putting

01:04:08.800 pepper on my

01:04:09.480 dick for

01:04:09.820 entire football

01:04:10.480 game

01:04:10.860 they'd be like

01:04:11.740 it is

01:04:12.260 embarrassing

01:04:13.680 like you're

01:04:14.320 really are that

01:04:15.260 desperate for

01:04:15.880 attention that

01:04:16.620 you're doing

01:04:17.060 that to yourself

01:04:17.720 what is wrong

01:04:18.220 I do a

01:04:18.720 podcast dude

01:04:19.800 yes I'm

01:04:20.240 desperate for

01:04:20.740 attention

01:04:21.140 have a little

01:04:24.680 self-respect

01:04:25.340 I don't know

01:04:25.820 to tell you

01:04:26.420 after I did

01:04:27.600 this one like

01:04:28.220 wing challenge

01:04:28.920 and it was

01:04:29.340 like super

01:04:29.980 like drenched

01:04:30.640 in sauce

01:04:31.180 it was this

01:04:31.560 really really

01:04:32.680 hot sauce

01:04:33.560 yeah

01:04:34.060 okay

01:04:34.900 there is no

01:04:36.620 way that's a

01:04:37.040 solid B cup

01:04:38.020 I wouldn't say

01:04:39.060 solid small B

01:04:39.980 no but I

01:04:41.180 I grabbed my

01:04:42.240 dick in that

01:04:43.020 state I had to

01:04:43.700 piss and I got

01:04:44.580 it all over my

01:04:45.440 fucking dick

01:04:45.460 Liz has really

01:04:45.840 gaslit you to

01:04:46.760 think B's are

01:04:47.500 bigger than they

01:04:48.280 are so

01:04:48.900 so I've

01:04:49.560 basically done that

01:04:50.360 before and

01:04:50.760 your dick just

01:04:51.340 goes completely

01:04:51.880 numb

01:04:52.220 well I know

01:04:53.340 she's probably

01:04:53.700 telling you that's

01:04:54.180 fucking like

01:04:54.760 amazing like

01:04:56.000 huge

01:04:56.360 it also again

01:04:57.220 like you can

01:04:57.680 have like

01:04:58.060 really like

01:04:58.620 like the

01:04:59.640 the cup is

01:05:00.760 the shape

01:05:01.380 not necessarily

01:05:02.140 the fucking

01:05:02.800 like the size

01:05:03.920 by the way

01:05:04.640 you can have

01:05:05.000 small D's

01:05:05.680 by the way

01:05:06.180 she had B's

01:05:06.920 before the kiddo

01:05:07.560 didn't she

01:05:08.060 actually when I

01:05:10.380 first met her

01:05:10.800 she had C's

01:05:11.640 and then she

01:05:12.340 went down to a B

01:05:13.200 and then now

01:05:13.780 she's probably

01:05:14.140 back like

01:05:14.620 but it's like

01:05:15.300 it depends

01:05:15.680 I was right

01:05:16.300 about my whole

01:05:16.880 theory with

01:05:17.400 filling out

01:05:18.820 F from a baby

01:05:19.420 in a good way

01:05:20.000 alright

01:05:20.500 well but

01:05:22.400 after but after

01:05:23.280 they get done

01:05:23.920 breastfeeding

01:05:24.500 then they

01:05:25.080 deflate

01:05:25.580 it does go down

01:05:25.900 a little bit

01:05:26.300 but even then

01:05:26.800 overall

01:05:27.460 it kind of

01:05:28.600 fills out the

01:05:29.060 hips

01:05:29.320 the ass

01:05:29.700 no so like

01:05:30.280 you impregnate

01:05:31.160 them

01:05:31.320 they inflate

01:05:32.080 and then they

01:05:32.700 breastfeed

01:05:33.420 and they

01:05:33.700 deflate

01:05:34.220 from that

01:05:34.700 so it's a

01:05:35.280 it's an ongoing

01:05:35.920 process

01:05:36.320 so you have to

01:05:36.740 constantly impregnate

01:05:37.780 them

01:05:37.920 you know

01:05:38.200 nothing

01:05:38.720 the titties

01:05:39.720 I'm right about

01:05:40.840 that though

01:05:41.340 okay

01:05:41.680 alright let's do

01:05:42.240 Alainia

01:05:42.520 Alainia

01:05:43.760 Hobbamok

01:05:44.320 production

01:05:44.960 let's check

01:05:46.680 it out

01:05:46.980 check it out

01:05:51.360 that's our

01:05:52.200 drop

01:05:52.500 that's our

01:05:52.820 drop

01:05:53.060 oh

01:05:53.580 oh no

01:06:00.900 would you drink

01:06:01.700 horse cum

01:06:02.380 the entire

01:06:03.500 load

01:06:03.740 it'll increase

01:06:07.080 all your

01:06:07.740 attributes

01:06:08.140 by 18%

01:06:09.280 do it for less

01:06:10.180 I would OD

01:06:15.920 on horse jizz

01:06:16.700 cream of my

01:06:17.340 coffee with that

01:06:18.060 shit

01:06:18.360 just keep this

01:06:26.180 between us

01:06:26.620 YouTube chat

01:06:27.160 and whoever's

01:06:27.740 on the show

01:06:28.160 okay like

01:06:28.780 go in and

01:06:29.500 just beat

01:06:29.960 Elizabeth to

01:06:30.480 death tonight

01:06:31.120 you should

01:06:42.600 give your

01:06:43.380 parents

01:06:44.420 like

01:06:45.160 your parents

01:06:46.360 cream pies

01:06:47.180 we put that

01:06:47.780 little black boy

01:06:48.420 inside you

01:06:49.760 I feel like

01:06:59.480 we don't give

01:06:59.880 enough

01:07:00.220 serious consideration

01:07:01.860 to the

01:07:02.640 epiphanous

01:07:03.420 point that

01:07:04.160 Jose made

01:07:05.620 that all of us

01:07:07.000 have had our

01:07:07.520 little tiny baby

01:07:08.180 dicks inside of

01:07:08.740 our mom

01:07:09.120 oh no

01:07:18.700 no

01:07:19.700 rape kits don't

01:07:24.620 work if you

01:07:25.080 eat her out

01:07:25.560 how about that

01:07:26.420 it's very confusing

01:07:28.680 right

01:07:28.980 if I would rape

01:07:30.280 her why I eat

01:07:30.840 her out

01:07:31.220 disgusting

01:07:32.140 why do y'all hate

01:07:33.160 me

01:07:33.420 it's hiding

01:07:34.380 an absurdity

01:07:35.160 you'd go so

01:07:35.860 absurd that

01:07:36.500 are like when

01:07:36.940 they tell it

01:07:37.380 back you're

01:07:37.640 like what

01:07:38.240 the fuck

01:07:38.760 who would

01:07:39.060 do that

01:07:39.460 imagine

01:07:40.060 imagine

01:07:40.360 the girl's

01:07:40.980 talking about

01:07:41.400 the rape

01:07:41.680 and she was

01:07:42.080 like he held

01:07:42.840 me down

01:07:43.380 and he hit

01:07:44.200 me and

01:07:44.760 then he raped

01:07:45.360 me and

01:07:45.920 then he ate

01:07:46.260 me out

01:07:46.520 and they're

01:07:46.660 like

01:07:46.820 okay hold

01:07:47.400 literally an

01:07:55.920 olympic pool

01:07:56.940 of cum

01:07:57.800 that's how

01:07:58.260 much horse

01:07:58.640 cum

01:07:58.800 if he's

01:07:59.760 drinking that

01:08:00.180 much horse

01:08:00.620 cum

01:08:00.800 he must have

01:08:01.240 some really

01:08:01.840 negative attributes

01:08:02.740 would you

01:08:03.420 drink horse

01:08:04.020 cum

01:08:04.340 horse jizz

01:08:05.420 if he's

01:08:06.200 drinking

01:08:06.420 horse

01:08:06.760 cum

01:08:07.160 oh man

01:08:14.960 it's crazy

01:08:17.960 it's a crazy edit

01:08:19.540 it's the Tim

01:08:21.980 Waltz edit

01:08:22.660 oh I'm

01:08:23.180 absolutely not

01:08:24.160 going to drink

01:08:24.780 that horse

01:08:25.200 cum then

01:08:25.580 enjoy it

01:08:26.940 because I am

01:08:27.640 I am the

01:08:28.340 hardest

01:08:28.820 dude

01:08:30.340 did we pause

01:08:31.480 it

01:08:31.640 every week

01:08:32.520 every week

01:08:33.460 it is just

01:08:34.100 I mean

01:08:34.640 it's just

01:08:35.580 levels of

01:08:36.140 this shit

01:08:36.480 horse cum

01:08:36.620 and rape

01:08:37.160 and the like

01:08:37.740 nice like

01:08:38.380 kind of jivey

01:08:39.260 like 90s music

01:08:40.680 I'm gonna tell you

01:08:41.900 man

01:08:42.220 like

01:08:42.520 I've been

01:08:43.980 trying to do

01:08:44.520 like I did

01:08:44.940 my little

01:08:45.300 Dave Smith

01:08:45.820 edit there

01:08:46.400 and then

01:08:46.920 Laney does

01:08:48.040 something like

01:08:48.520 this

01:08:48.820 and I'm like

01:08:49.640 what the fuck

01:08:50.380 is going on

01:08:51.380 like it's just

01:08:52.020 the movement

01:08:53.320 right

01:08:53.840 the movement

01:08:54.380 that he's

01:08:55.060 creating

01:08:55.500 with like

01:08:55.900 this

01:08:56.220 we're going

01:08:56.780 this way

01:08:57.080 we're going

01:08:57.280 that way

01:08:57.640 a horse

01:08:58.240 is getting

01:08:58.480 jerked off

01:08:58.920 guy gets

01:08:59.560 stabbed

01:09:00.020 it's a

01:09:00.660 oh my god

01:09:01.480 what a fucking

01:09:02.100 the black dude

01:09:03.340 like

01:09:03.900 like holding

01:09:05.380 up a Jimmy

01:09:06.100 John's

01:09:06.600 and then a raccoon

01:09:07.420 stealing food

01:09:08.480 what the fuck

01:09:10.280 man

01:09:10.900 get out of

01:09:12.500 here

01:09:12.920 oh god

01:09:14.500 it's sad

01:09:16.220 the edits

01:09:17.300 are so much

01:09:17.860 better than

01:09:18.280 this actual

01:09:18.840 show

01:09:19.260 but it takes

01:09:21.620 the show

01:09:22.180 to have

01:09:22.660 these little

01:09:23.080 moments

01:09:23.760 that we have

01:09:24.220 just little

01:09:24.600 moments

01:09:25.740 that he can

01:09:26.320 clip

01:09:26.720 and then like

01:09:27.800 I mean

01:09:28.120 it's a feedback

01:09:29.280 loop

01:09:29.680 we had to say

01:09:30.440 horse come

01:09:31.060 like 20 times

01:09:32.080 for that

01:09:32.460 to make

01:09:32.820 that to work

01:09:34.060 yes

01:09:34.460 the Laney edits

01:09:35.780 wouldn't exist

01:09:36.280 without the show

01:09:36.980 and the show

01:09:37.460 wouldn't exist

01:09:38.080 without the Laney edits

01:09:39.060 yeah

01:09:39.260 if it wasn't

01:09:39.600 for a flagrant

01:09:40.640 use of horse

01:09:41.260 cum

01:09:41.520 you wouldn't

01:09:42.080 have had

01:09:42.360 that in front

01:09:42.840 of you

01:09:43.140 so

01:09:43.500 by the way

01:09:47.980 that whole

01:09:48.720 premise of

01:09:49.300 eating a girl

01:09:49.820 out after you

01:09:50.480 rape her

01:09:50.940 is gold

01:09:52.040 is that the

01:09:52.480 same episode

01:09:53.120 where then we

01:09:53.560 got to like

01:09:54.280 or was it a

01:09:54.960 different episode

01:09:55.400 where we were

01:09:55.700 talking about

01:09:56.120 like if you

01:09:56.560 killed them

01:09:57.560 or I think

01:09:58.440 it was a

01:09:58.680 different question

01:09:59.380 the idea

01:10:00.000 we got to

01:10:00.800 the theoretical

01:10:01.440 of like

01:10:01.880 we would wait

01:10:02.780 for him to

01:10:03.080 come and then

01:10:03.540 kill him

01:10:03.920 oh that was

01:10:04.420 Alex Pereira

01:10:05.080 that's when

01:10:05.380 we were talking

01:10:05.620 about his

01:10:05.880 rape accusations

01:10:06.720 oh yeah

01:10:07.300 top

01:10:09.400 wasn't there

01:10:10.700 something

01:10:11.000 I sent

01:10:11.960 in the chat

01:10:12.740 or I made

01:10:13.160 a joke

01:10:13.620 and you said

01:10:14.220 this is a

01:10:14.680 stand-up

01:10:15.400 bit that you

01:10:16.080 should do

01:10:16.680 oh fuck

01:10:17.660 what was that

01:10:18.060 about

01:10:18.400 because I

01:10:20.240 sent something

01:10:20.900 and you're like

01:10:21.960 that's a really

01:10:22.480 funny bit

01:10:23.100 it was him

01:10:24.460 telling stories

01:10:25.320 I don't know

01:10:25.640 what was

01:10:25.880 the most

01:10:26.440 recent story

01:10:27.260 hold on

01:10:28.080 I don't remember

01:10:28.760 what was the

01:10:29.880 most recent

01:10:30.720 coalism

01:10:31.400 he did

01:10:31.840 something weird

01:10:32.560 oh it was

01:10:33.280 eat your

01:10:33.620 bitch's pussy

01:10:34.180 with candy

01:10:34.620 your mouth

01:10:35.020 called Swedish

01:10:35.600 fish

01:10:35.920 that's what

01:10:36.400 that's

01:10:36.780 great

01:10:37.180 oh you

01:10:38.180 meant that

01:10:38.580 yeah

01:10:38.820 I thought

01:10:39.140 you meant

01:10:39.420 top

01:10:40.060 the story

01:10:40.640 on the show

01:10:41.120 I think

01:10:41.380 you were like

01:10:41.780 this guy

01:10:42.280 should do

01:10:42.580 stand-up

01:10:43.140 I should

01:10:45.200 not do

01:10:45.560 stand-up

01:10:46.020 absolutely

01:10:46.520 not

01:10:46.960 and I

01:10:47.280 won't

01:10:48.240 stay in

01:10:48.660 my lane

01:10:49.100 okay

01:10:50.060 yeah

01:10:50.460 you know

01:10:50.980 the thing

01:10:51.300 is though

01:10:51.640 like for

01:10:52.180 him to do

01:10:52.760 these kind

01:10:53.440 of edits

01:10:53.920 for Laney

01:10:54.580 to do

01:10:54.780 these kind

01:10:55.040 of edits

01:10:55.300 it's like

01:10:55.640 a lot

01:10:56.180 of work

01:10:56.660 like a lot

01:10:57.640 of time

01:10:57.980 goes into

01:10:58.420 what we

01:10:58.800 just saw

01:10:59.240 there

01:10:59.480 for

01:10:59.800 yeah

01:11:00.160 yeah

01:11:00.660 five minutes

01:11:01.320 it's

01:11:01.520 incredible

01:11:02.040 man

01:11:03.480 yeah

01:11:04.320 we have to

01:11:04.820 figure out

01:11:05.260 a way to pay

01:11:05.920 him a lot

01:11:06.380 more

01:11:06.700 I need to

01:11:07.980 hit him up

01:11:08.380 soon for my

01:11:09.100 show

01:11:09.320 maybe do

01:11:09.780 some stuff

01:11:10.240 but I

01:11:11.160 don't know

01:11:11.760 maybe

01:11:12.100 but yeah

01:11:13.420 it would be

01:11:14.160 good

01:11:14.380 I don't know

01:11:14.800 if he has

01:11:15.060 that much

01:11:15.320 time in his

01:11:15.820 day though

01:11:16.220 so

01:11:16.540 yeah

01:11:17.360 it would

01:11:18.860 have to

01:11:19.100 become

01:11:19.300 a full-time

01:11:19.900 job

01:11:20.140 huh

01:11:21.320 yeah

01:11:22.080 40%

01:11:23.360 more

01:11:23.680 yeah

01:11:23.880 yeah

01:11:24.220 40%

01:11:24.780 more

01:11:24.960 that's why

01:11:25.600 they do it

01:11:26.020 like there's

01:11:26.360 no other

01:11:26.720 reason to

01:11:27.240 actually

01:11:27.480 well it's

01:11:27.760 really a

01:11:28.100 perception

01:11:28.580 thing

01:11:29.000 because they

01:11:29.340 have less

01:11:29.760 time of

01:11:30.440 their life

01:11:30.960 it's like

01:11:31.420 it feels

01:11:32.240 more

01:11:32.700 yeah

01:11:32.920 yeah

01:11:33.340 they have to

01:11:34.020 get more

01:11:34.380 theory of

01:11:35.340 relativity

01:11:35.780 yeah

01:11:36.160 dude

01:11:36.660 you've heard

01:11:37.360 the thing

01:11:37.720 about like

01:11:38.240 why

01:11:38.740 like whenever

01:11:39.440 you were

01:11:39.740 younger

01:11:40.200 the years

01:11:40.980 go longer

01:11:41.500 like that

01:11:42.280 is like a

01:11:42.620 like it's a

01:11:43.000 legit theory

01:11:43.600 have you heard

01:11:44.380 this top

01:11:44.760 it's your

01:11:45.220 perception

01:11:45.660 because when

01:11:46.160 like you're

01:11:47.040 newborn

01:11:47.420 like a second

01:11:48.460 is like

01:11:49.160 a huge fraction

01:11:50.700 of your life

01:11:51.320 whereas now

01:11:51.920 like a day

01:11:52.520 it's your entire

01:11:53.020 yeah top have

01:11:53.880 you not heard

01:11:54.240 this

01:11:54.560 it's crazy

01:11:55.860 I'm living it

01:11:56.880 I'm terrifying

01:11:57.760 my birthday is

01:11:58.820 like in a couple

01:11:59.380 of days

01:11:59.820 yeah

01:12:00.060 I'm like

01:12:00.380 36

01:12:01.200 it's crazy

01:12:02.060 so it's like

01:12:02.420 like when you're

01:12:03.200 five years old

01:12:03.940 like one more

01:12:05.000 year

01:12:05.440 is a fifth

01:12:07.260 of your life

01:12:07.820 one fifth

01:12:08.280 more of your

01:12:08.900 life

01:12:09.120 so yeah

01:12:09.600 but whereas

01:12:10.060 now where I'm

01:12:10.720 like 28

01:12:11.220 another year

01:12:12.420 is just like

01:12:13.540 one 28th

01:12:14.660 of my life

01:12:15.280 right

01:12:15.580 and so like

01:12:16.100 that those

01:12:16.660 little slivers

01:12:17.280 they start

01:12:17.640 adding up

01:12:18.140 and so that's

01:12:18.820 why it feels

01:12:19.140 like it's

01:12:19.400 going faster

01:12:20.200 as you get

01:12:20.780 older

01:12:21.000 I have a high

01:12:21.260 schooler

01:12:21.700 and a middle

01:12:22.160 schooler

01:12:22.640 like I'm

01:12:23.120 feeling this

01:12:24.000 like at this

01:12:24.760 age

01:12:25.160 just time

01:12:25.720 just boom

01:12:26.640 boom boom

01:12:27.040 boom boom

01:12:27.460 boom

01:12:27.700 it used to be

01:12:28.180 like oh man

01:12:30.080 there's something

01:12:30.520 in a month

01:12:31.120 and you're like

01:12:31.900 it's so fucking

01:12:32.740 long way

01:12:33.520 or now it's like

01:12:34.400 a month is like

01:12:35.060 fucking

01:12:35.540 feels like

01:12:36.440 normal days

01:12:36.940 I remember teaching

01:12:37.200 my kids to walk

01:12:38.280 and shit

01:12:38.800 happy birthday

01:12:40.000 J Thoreau

01:12:40.680 hell yeah buddy

01:12:42.540 happy birthday

01:12:43.340 yeah now it's like

01:12:44.600 a year it's just a flash

01:12:45.660 yeah it's bad

01:12:47.620 like a week is a flash

01:12:48.960 I'm like

01:12:49.360 I'll plan out my week

01:12:50.540 I say I gotta do this

01:12:51.360 this and this

01:12:51.920 and then

01:12:52.440 next thing I know

01:12:53.360 it's Saturday again

01:12:54.280 and I was like

01:12:54.600 what the fuck

01:12:55.200 happened man

01:12:55.920 like

01:12:56.140 I blink

01:12:57.880 I have sex

01:12:58.700 and then there's

01:12:59.380 another week goes by

01:13:00.220 and I have sex again

01:13:01.220 someone said

01:13:02.040 Clint is experiencing

01:13:03.020 time dilation right now

01:13:04.540 dude

01:13:06.240 he's further down

01:13:07.060 his journey

01:13:07.500 so it's harder

01:13:08.140 for him to keep track

01:13:09.040 I do so little

01:13:10.440 I don't even know

01:13:11.080 how time goes

01:13:11.880 as fast as it does

01:13:12.840 for me

01:13:13.100 oh god

01:13:13.640 don't get

01:13:14.120 don't get top started

01:13:15.120 on this shit

01:13:15.780 it might be

01:13:17.940 the light is slowing down

01:13:19.220 wait you're pregnant

01:13:21.380 oh congrats

01:13:23.240 congratulations

01:13:23.980 oh yeah that's right

01:13:25.180 I remember seeing

01:13:25.760 their

01:13:26.040 and I thought

01:13:27.440 you were a fat bitch

01:13:28.260 beforehand

01:13:29.480 whoa

01:13:30.220 I'm sorry

01:13:31.680 that was me

01:13:32.240 here's a better question

01:13:33.060 what is your deal

01:13:35.000 why are you picking

01:13:35.780 all these fights

01:13:36.560 with people's nice wives

01:13:37.860 now her husband

01:13:39.720 is going to flip out

01:13:40.900 on him on twitter

01:13:41.620 I like both those people

01:13:43.480 those are good people

01:13:44.560 who's her husband

01:13:47.300 Cody

01:13:48.120 Cody Parrish

01:13:49.480 Cody Parrish

01:13:50.480 oh I did not know that

01:13:52.080 I did not know that

01:13:53.480 you should have come in

01:13:54.400 and fuck all up

01:13:55.580 what is this

01:13:57.180 I like

01:13:57.680 I like where this is going

01:13:58.400 oh

01:14:01.020 oh

01:14:01.460 oh

01:14:02.760 oh

01:14:03.200 oh

01:14:03.760 it's a baseball

01:14:04.840 stadium fight

01:14:06.080 I think

01:14:06.480 he's got movement

01:14:10.520 he's got movement

01:14:11.520 this is in San Diego

01:14:13.420 the guy's not throwing

01:14:14.460 the guy at the top

01:14:15.440 isn't throwing punches

01:14:16.300 because he's doing

01:14:18.960 the Floyd Mayweather

01:14:19.680 he's like

01:14:20.180 I'm just

01:14:20.460 I'm just

01:14:20.860 yeah

01:14:21.360 yeah

01:14:22.120 cool I am

01:14:23.240 Floyd Mayweather

01:14:24.980 oh

01:14:25.500 okay

01:14:25.900 he's getting

01:14:26.260 he's getting

01:14:26.600 he's getting

01:14:26.900 touched though

01:14:27.440 he's getting

01:14:28.200 he's getting

01:14:28.640 touched

01:14:29.080 oh

01:14:29.900 shit

01:14:30.740 there's a bitch

01:14:36.980 with no ass

01:14:37.560 trying to hold him

01:14:38.240 back

01:14:38.480 you don't go after

01:14:40.060 the old timers man

01:14:41.280 that guy fucked

01:14:42.520 that young guy up

01:14:43.500 man

01:14:43.780 listen

01:14:44.440 it's

01:14:44.840 it's very

01:14:45.300 it's very rare

01:14:46.140 that you see

01:14:46.600 somebody lose a fight

01:14:47.720 from the step below

01:14:49.240 usually if you're

01:14:50.340 above somebody

01:14:50.920 you'll fuck them up

01:14:51.560 but the guy above him

01:14:52.860 he was just doing

01:14:53.840 a lot of movement

01:14:54.460 he wasn't

01:14:54.940 he didn't throw

01:14:55.500 one punch

01:14:55.960 until after

01:14:56.480 he got touched

01:14:57.240 yeah

01:14:57.700 he had the leverage

01:14:58.460 he was just

01:15:00.120 it was just showing

01:15:00.780 like hey man

01:15:01.300 I got the moves

01:15:01.880 I can do the

01:15:02.600 you know

01:15:03.860 yeah but you gotta

01:15:05.300 no listen

01:15:05.800 when you're fighting

01:15:06.400 the other guy

01:15:06.940 has to respect you

01:15:07.820 so you've gotta

01:15:08.480 he was like

01:15:10.360 I'm gonna

01:15:10.680 I have the high ground

01:15:12.520 can't get me bitch

01:15:16.560 have you ever been

01:15:18.520 in a fight

01:15:18.840 in a stadium

01:15:19.280 no

01:15:20.680 yes

01:15:21.620 oh

01:15:22.820 what

01:15:23.340 okay here we go

01:15:24.480 no

01:15:24.960 no you have not

01:15:26.480 all right

01:15:27.600 here we go

01:15:30.820 he's like wait

01:15:31.540 a story

01:15:32.100 quick

01:15:33.660 make one up

01:15:34.180 on the floor

01:15:34.560 I was gonna say

01:15:35.620 the same thing

01:15:36.300 quick

01:15:36.800 just think of

01:15:38.020 like movies

01:15:38.660 that I've seen

01:15:39.300 that have fights

01:15:40.040 in them

01:15:40.380 Scotty

01:15:41.100 Scotty

01:15:41.420 set up my mad lift

01:15:42.320 go ahead

01:15:44.860 go ahead

01:15:45.340 you got it

01:15:46.340 well there are a few

01:15:47.100 I don't know

01:15:47.580 if they're fights

01:15:48.240 there are a few

01:15:48.660 different incidents

01:15:49.600 that have happened

01:15:50.280 to me though

01:15:50.780 oh my god

01:15:52.300 well

01:15:52.700 one

01:15:53.560 well one

01:15:55.740 doesn't directly

01:15:56.400 involve me

01:15:56.920 the other two

01:15:57.380 do

01:15:57.600 one

01:15:57.960 involved on me

01:15:59.100 as a child

01:16:00.220 in

01:16:01.260 in the bleachers

01:16:03.180 in Yankee Stadium

01:16:04.060 some of the Yankees

01:16:04.940 fans took my

01:16:06.020 Red Sox head

01:16:06.640 and lit it on fire

01:16:07.740 in the stands

01:16:08.520 I don't know

01:16:08.880 if that counts

01:16:09.360 I don't know

01:16:10.300 fuck off

01:16:10.980 that's not true

01:16:12.900 it's just not

01:16:14.420 yeah

01:16:15.240 yeah

01:16:16.620 100%

01:16:17.220 lit on fire

01:16:17.520 as you were

01:16:18.300 a child

01:16:19.100 yeah

01:16:20.680 like 10

01:16:21.380 no yeah

01:16:22.300 that's the age

01:16:23.000 when yo dude

01:16:23.920 yeah it was a big thing

01:16:24.920 like if Boston people

01:16:25.940 came to New York

01:16:26.720 it was in the 90s

01:16:27.640 yeah they would

01:16:28.180 fucking do shit like that

01:16:29.320 we used to pick on kids

01:16:30.620 brutally

01:16:31.000 burn their shit

01:16:31.680 yeah it's the bleacher

01:16:33.040 creatures

01:16:33.560 so there was that

01:16:35.080 what are the kids gonna do

01:16:36.120 yeah there was an incident

01:16:38.220 when my dad

01:16:38.940 got in a fight

01:16:39.680 with this guy

01:16:40.160 because he yelled

01:16:40.940 at this guy

01:16:41.340 for smoking a cigarette

01:16:42.520 at Fenway Park

01:16:43.960 and then

01:16:44.340 they kind of

01:16:46.780 started fighting

01:16:47.480 and then there was

01:16:48.020 another incident

01:16:48.820 where I was

01:16:49.840 probably like

01:16:50.500 13, 14

01:16:53.000 and this dude

01:16:53.880 spilled his beer

01:16:55.760 all over me

01:16:56.540 from behind me

01:16:57.480 and I

01:16:57.680 I mean I didn't

01:16:59.460 it didn't quite

01:17:00.180 get to blows

01:17:01.000 but this guy was like

01:17:01.780 way bigger and older

01:17:02.720 than me

01:17:03.040 so I'm gonna get

01:17:03.760 fucked up

01:17:04.360 if I actually

01:17:04.720 you almost fought

01:17:05.940 somebody because

01:17:06.360 they accidentally

01:17:06.860 spilled a beer

01:17:08.020 on you

01:17:08.520 at a sports game

01:17:09.540 yeah I was

01:17:10.160 fucking pissed

01:17:10.720 I bet you he just

01:17:11.540 got huffy and puffy

01:17:12.420 and nothing really happened

01:17:13.360 yeah because like

01:17:14.240 if someone spills

01:17:15.100 like I understand

01:17:15.740 like it sucks

01:17:16.280 did I should fight him

01:17:17.800 no

01:17:18.000 that is 100%

01:17:20.100 a normal thing

01:17:20.720 that happens

01:17:21.100 that like any type

01:17:22.000 of stadium seating

01:17:22.760 oh my bad

01:17:23.160 people spill their beers

01:17:24.980 like yeah

01:17:25.600 well he eventually

01:17:26.500 did that

01:17:26.920 but that was because

01:17:27.640 I was getting like

01:17:28.160 so pissed at him

01:17:28.960 but this guy

01:17:29.360 could have kicked my ass

01:17:30.260 he was bigger than me

01:17:31.040 older than me

01:17:31.600 but now they spilled

01:17:32.340 like five beers on me

01:17:34.220 and they just kept

01:17:34.900 like they kept

01:17:35.440 getting more beers

01:17:36.040 but then he was so wasted

01:17:37.800 he wound up

01:17:38.640 he was like

01:17:39.200 okay okay bro

01:17:40.400 sorry I'll get you

01:17:41.260 another one

01:17:42.060 and I'm like 13

01:17:43.580 watch I would have

01:17:45.340 been like hell yeah

01:17:46.460 give me a beer

01:17:47.120 I feel like every time

01:17:49.380 you tell a story

01:17:49.940 it's just

01:17:50.340 just will these

01:17:51.140 motherfuckers just buy

01:17:52.060 this

01:17:52.400 no

01:17:53.080 no I don't buy it

01:17:54.620 I don't buy it

01:17:55.140 I lied to the people

01:17:56.180 I lied to everyone

01:17:57.080 I don't believe it

01:17:59.620 I believe every word

01:18:00.960 he says

01:18:01.340 maybe I'm retarded

01:18:02.180 I don't

01:18:03.080 he's not capable of lying

01:18:04.660 I can understand

01:18:05.380 no no no

01:18:05.880 I bet you what happened

01:18:07.000 if someone did spill

01:18:07.900 a beer on him

01:18:08.740 like that happens

01:18:10.240 like he's gone

01:18:11.020 to enough games

01:18:11.600 where people have

01:18:12.020 spilled a beer on him

01:18:12.980 yeah I think

01:18:13.600 that was against

01:18:14.180 the Braves I think

01:18:15.140 Cole the dude

01:18:15.920 who was doing that

01:18:16.440 was the dude

01:18:16.800 who earlier in the game

01:18:17.700 was calling Andrew Jones

01:18:19.400 gay repeatedly

01:18:20.440 what was the line

01:18:20.940 during that game

01:18:21.600 dude

01:18:21.960 I don't remember

01:18:24.180 I wasn't betting

01:18:25.240 I think what really

01:18:26.160 happened is when

01:18:26.960 he was clockwork

01:18:27.880 orange and was like

01:18:29.200 had the slides in front

01:18:30.260 of him one of the

01:18:30.880 slides was like

01:18:31.800 people at game

01:18:33.280 and kind of like

01:18:34.060 his like tender

01:18:37.520 vulnerable brain

01:18:38.560 composed the memory

01:18:39.720 of

01:18:39.960 no this happened

01:18:40.760 because I remember

01:18:41.180 the guy was yelling

01:18:42.000 at Andrew Jones

01:18:42.740 and he was going

01:18:43.280 I know a guy

01:18:44.220 his name is Andrew

01:18:44.940 and now his brain

01:18:45.840 is frantically

01:18:46.480 filling in the

01:18:47.460 fucking gap

01:18:48.160 so he can convince

01:18:48.980 himself it is his reality

01:18:50.320 that's not

01:18:50.820 I have never

01:18:51.640 I've watched sports

01:18:53.640 religiously

01:18:54.460 I have

01:18:54.820 and I'm a Braves fan

01:18:56.540 I have never ever

01:18:57.860 heard that chant

01:18:58.480 before in my life

01:18:59.340 that was a Red Sox fan

01:19:00.600 chanting that

01:19:01.180 at Andrew Jones

01:19:02.280 now he's getting

01:19:03.100 more and more frantic

01:19:04.240 he was in right field

01:19:06.020 now he's like

01:19:08.020 starting to have to

01:19:08.580 confront reality

01:19:09.480 of like oh my god

01:19:10.520 what is going on

01:19:11.460 no they're crazy

01:19:12.700 I've been to a lot

01:19:13.040 of Red Sox games dude

01:19:14.340 yeah

01:19:14.760 okay

01:19:15.500 yeah

01:19:16.120 yeah

01:19:17.460 it sounds improbable

01:19:19.080 but I believe him

01:19:19.820 I don't know

01:19:20.320 I just

01:19:20.680 he's telling the truth

01:19:21.980 I'm just

01:19:22.920 gone so schizo

01:19:24.140 that I just

01:19:24.620 I genuinely think

01:19:25.620 one of my

01:19:26.240 best friends

01:19:27.620 is like an

01:19:28.640 MKUltra

01:19:29.180 fed of some sort

01:19:30.120 basically at this point

01:19:31.180 and that person's toad

01:19:32.340 so

01:19:33.180 I'm one of your best friends

01:19:34.960 thanks so much

01:19:35.460 I mean I guess

01:19:36.280 that's not saying much

01:19:37.580 so

01:19:38.560 yeah

01:19:39.180 I got something

01:19:39.680 in my eye right now

01:19:40.580 I keep my circle tight

01:19:41.600 do you think

01:19:42.420 do you think Clint

01:19:43.340 would classify us

01:19:44.560 as one of his best friends

01:19:45.500 probably

01:19:46.560 maybe

01:19:47.940 yeah I think so

01:19:48.600 you have a lot of faith

01:19:49.880 he said he would

01:19:51.700 defend me like physically

01:19:52.940 in the last episode

01:19:53.860 fight for me

01:19:54.940 I think that's because

01:19:55.680 he sees you as

01:19:56.760 like a pet

01:19:58.280 like in the same way

01:20:01.120 I would defend my dog

01:20:02.380 I love my dog

01:20:03.280 and if someone like

01:20:04.160 kicked my dog

01:20:04.940 I would beat the fuck

01:20:05.800 out of him

01:20:06.400 but you don't really

01:20:08.180 like respect your dog

01:20:09.460 you know

01:20:09.780 yeah

01:20:10.080 I'm not best friends

01:20:12.460 with my dog

01:20:12.900 I could fight for you

01:20:15.720 weird chicks

01:20:16.400 who would fuck their dog

01:20:17.560 like unless you were

01:20:18.860 like really asking for it

01:20:20.480 I would protect you

01:20:21.580 see my dog

01:20:22.380 my dog sees me

01:20:23.440 as it's a best friend

01:20:24.700 but I don't see my dog

01:20:25.940 as my best friend

01:20:26.920 the same way

01:20:27.860 you see your dog

01:20:28.980 as something that you will kill

01:20:30.280 no yeah

01:20:32.000 basically

01:20:32.620 or kill for

01:20:33.260 that's actually true

01:20:35.540 yeah I guess

01:20:36.220 is that how I see Toad

01:20:37.560 but I don't think Toad

01:20:38.620 sees us as his friend

01:20:39.800 I think Toad hates us

01:20:41.040 I do not

01:20:42.260 no Toad just sees us

01:20:43.900 as like a

01:20:44.840 business opportunity

01:20:45.900 not even that

01:20:46.640 no I do not

01:20:47.640 no

01:20:48.540 as an assignment

01:20:50.300 as an assignment

01:20:52.420 as a

01:20:54.220 as case 149b

01:20:57.900 the longest running case

01:21:03.140 in my career

01:21:04.220 I think

01:21:07.340 I think

01:21:07.880 we see you more

01:21:08.980 as a responsibility

01:21:09.800 Toad

01:21:10.760 that's a good

01:21:12.000 that's a good term

01:21:12.580 a liability

01:21:13.040 good term

01:21:13.640 no not liability

01:21:14.940 not liability

01:21:15.720 responsibility is a great

01:21:17.460 like great word

01:21:18.580 like I'm your son

01:21:20.100 yeah

01:21:20.900 like a child

01:21:21.840 where you hold

01:21:22.480 the right

01:21:22.880 not necessarily

01:21:23.300 like our son

01:21:23.940 like maybe like

01:21:24.620 our son

01:21:25.400 that are like

01:21:26.180 because our

01:21:27.180 like our sister

01:21:28.540 had a son

01:21:29.540 out of wedlock

01:21:30.240 and then didn't

01:21:30.900 want to keep him

01:21:32.200 and so that

01:21:32.660 we got custody

01:21:33.580 yeah

01:21:34.360 and we're like

01:21:35.000 fuck

01:21:35.640 yeah

01:21:36.320 I'm your

01:21:37.220 I'm your retarded nephew

01:21:38.760 yeah basically

01:21:40.320 and we're just like

01:21:41.260 like we hate

01:21:42.540 the dude

01:21:42.840 like

01:21:43.120 what is this

01:21:44.080 what the heck

01:21:46.340 are you doing

01:21:47.100 what

01:21:48.080 I'm gonna walk

01:21:49.500 outside

01:21:50.300 peek in

01:21:51.600 that one

01:21:52.140 on the streets

01:21:53.020 you're not

01:21:53.520 on the streets

01:21:53.980 so I am

01:21:54.400 on the streets

01:21:55.100 no you're not

01:21:55.880 what you mean

01:21:57.580 look at me

01:21:58.420 honey

01:21:58.920 look at you

01:22:00.200 oh girl

01:22:01.300 I'm here on the streets

01:22:02.280 girl

01:22:02.920 you're not

01:22:03.680 you're not

01:22:04.360 on the streets

01:22:04.800 you don't even

01:22:05.780 go outside

01:22:06.260 you don't go outside

01:22:07.000 no you don't

01:22:08.480 I can go

01:22:09.500 close

01:22:10.320 you girl

01:22:10.960 you don't even

01:22:11.380 go outside

01:22:11.840 unless you're with me

01:22:12.540 no parties

01:22:17.560 for y'all

01:22:18.120 yeah

01:22:18.480 holy man

01:22:22.480 you're getting

01:22:22.840 more advanced

01:22:23.460 I don't know

01:22:23.940 I don't know

01:22:24.320 if this was

01:22:24.680 one of the comments

01:22:25.400 but I will say

01:22:26.120 she got brown syndrome

01:22:26.860 that bad

01:22:28.100 that purse

01:22:28.860 is just full

01:22:29.320 of grilled cheeses

01:22:30.000 that's all

01:22:30.580 she's full

01:22:32.000 she's a grilled cheese

01:22:36.180 for sure

01:22:37.040 wow

01:22:39.020 dude

01:22:40.840 have you

01:22:41.600 I think

01:22:43.040 where is it

01:22:44.200 was it on

01:22:44.920 one of the

01:22:45.280 one cult culture

01:22:47.500 corner

01:22:47.840 one of

01:22:48.760 the top

01:22:50.440 was it there

01:22:50.880 that we saw

01:22:51.420 the

01:22:51.640 oh damn it

01:22:54.480 that we saw

01:22:56.080 the down syndrome

01:22:57.600 dude

01:22:58.000 that was like

01:22:58.980 Muslim

01:22:59.500 doing

01:23:00.220 as a DJ

01:23:01.380 is that

01:23:02.080 you know

01:23:02.440 what I'm talking

01:23:02.780 about

01:23:03.900 might have been

01:23:04.420 on tower

01:23:05.220 game

01:23:05.520 the one

01:23:05.920 and he played

01:23:06.720 the guitar

01:23:07.220 yeah

01:23:08.080 I think that was

01:23:08.640 on tower

01:23:09.040 I see that guy

01:23:10.300 all the time

01:23:11.380 now

01:23:11.720 and it's so

01:23:12.500 every one of them

01:23:13.460 every one of them

01:23:14.040 he goes like

01:23:14.600 something like

01:23:17.880 that looks like

01:23:18.280 and fucking

01:23:18.720 like Muslim

01:23:19.500 like he's just

01:23:20.240 speaking

01:23:20.660 and like

01:23:22.880 but it's

01:23:23.280 and he's like

01:23:23.780 he's a DJ

01:23:24.440 and like

01:23:25.180 it's so fucking

01:23:25.960 funny though

01:23:26.560 like every time

01:23:27.680 and like

01:23:27.980 I've seen it

01:23:28.660 where the

01:23:29.100 like the

01:23:29.800 the guy doing

01:23:30.800 the guitar

01:23:31.300 straight up

01:23:31.980 bust out laughing

01:23:32.900 before he starts

01:23:33.700 playing

01:23:33.900 because he can't

01:23:34.540 help because

01:23:34.900 this fucking

01:23:35.920 down syndrome

01:23:36.760 dude is trying

01:23:37.560 to DJ

01:23:38.000 it's hilarious

01:23:39.260 is it

01:23:40.240 is it abuse

01:23:40.920 do you think

01:23:41.420 to do

01:23:42.220 number one

01:23:42.640 do that to

01:23:43.160 a down syndrome

01:23:43.640 person

01:23:43.980 or make them

01:23:45.340 like super ghetto

01:23:46.180 like this girl

01:23:46.820 is that abusive

01:23:47.720 I think they just

01:23:50.360 I think they

01:23:50.880 did they make her

01:23:52.340 or did she do it

01:23:52.920 herself

01:23:53.340 I don't think

01:23:54.200 she can do it

01:23:54.700 herself

01:23:55.040 I think

01:23:55.400 down syndrome

01:23:55.840 do they not

01:23:57.300 copy

01:23:58.400 do they not

01:23:59.220 kind of like

01:23:59.800 vibe

01:24:00.520 whatever vibe

01:24:02.200 there's going

01:24:02.700 on

01:24:03.140 they

01:24:03.740 take on that

01:24:05.260 vibe

01:24:05.640 yeah they just

01:24:07.220 took her into

01:24:07.660 the inner city

01:24:08.400 you know

01:24:08.860 and she picked

01:24:09.320 it up

01:24:09.700 you think

01:24:10.600 if you had

01:24:10.900 a down syndrome

01:24:11.440 person in

01:24:12.180 like a

01:24:12.700 family of

01:24:13.780 satanists

01:24:14.320 they'd be

01:24:14.800 like a

01:24:15.600 satanist

01:24:16.020 down syndrome

01:24:16.500 person

01:24:16.800 yeah

01:24:17.040 probably

01:24:18.500 you think

01:24:23.420 there were

01:24:23.800 any down

01:24:24.200 syndrome

01:24:24.520 Nazis

01:24:25.000 besides

01:24:26.680 Nick Fuentes

01:24:27.240 there

01:24:30.920 gotta be

01:24:31.580 I bet

01:24:32.660 there was

01:24:32.920 like

01:24:33.300 no

01:24:33.580 because

01:24:33.800 they killed

01:24:34.120 them all

01:24:34.860 their

01:24:35.200 scene

01:24:35.440 is

01:24:35.820 inferior

01:24:36.100 they always

01:24:37.860 say that

01:24:38.520 but like

01:24:38.900 did they

01:24:40.040 bro

01:24:40.820 if fucking

01:24:41.440 Iceland

01:24:41.880 killed all

01:24:42.460 the down

01:24:42.800 syndromes

01:24:43.200 you don't

01:24:43.420 think

01:24:43.600 the

01:24:43.760 Nazi

01:24:44.060 Germany

01:24:44.420 would

01:24:44.640 kill

01:24:44.780 the

01:24:44.900 down

01:24:45.100 syndromes

01:24:45.460 I don't

01:24:45.680 know

01:24:45.900 I feel

01:24:46.240 like

01:24:46.340 they've

01:24:46.520 got a

01:24:46.740 bad rap

01:24:47.400 and we're

01:24:47.720 just

01:24:47.920 letting

01:24:48.140 them

01:24:48.280 get

01:24:48.400 by

01:24:48.600 you know

01:24:49.780 you might

01:24:50.080 be

01:24:50.180 right

01:24:50.380 this

01:24:50.780 guy

01:24:50.980 this

01:24:51.320 guy

01:24:51.460 fuck

01:24:51.880 yes

01:24:52.280 this

01:24:52.760 guy's

01:24:53.040 cool

01:24:53.400 like

01:24:56.800 the

01:24:56.960 other

01:24:57.160 tape

01:24:57.500 brother

01:24:57.900 I

01:25:03.280 love

01:25:07.580 I

01:25:13.080 love

01:25:13.500 I

01:25:14.000 love

01:25:14.340 all

01:25:14.640 the

01:25:14.980 just

01:25:16.120 the

01:25:16.340 dude

01:25:16.540 that

01:25:16.700 had

01:25:16.840 his

01:25:16.960 arm

01:25:17.200 wrapped

01:25:17.400 around

01:25:17.600 him

01:25:17.720 because

01:25:17.940 you

01:25:18.100 know

01:25:18.220 that

01:25:18.380 guy

01:25:18.540 just

01:25:18.740 like

01:25:18.960 this

01:25:19.240 motherfucker

01:25:19.760 first

01:25:24.740 guy

01:25:24.940 rules

01:25:25.320 you

01:25:25.540 hiring

01:25:26.780 to be

01:25:27.080 your

01:25:27.220 wedding

01:25:27.460 dj

01:25:27.880 I

01:25:28.360 was

01:25:28.500 digging

01:25:28.720 it

01:25:29.360 did

01:25:30.240 I

01:25:30.360 not

01:25:30.540 I

01:25:30.820 want

01:25:31.060 to

01:25:31.160 say

01:25:31.400 Tyler

01:25:32.620 I

01:25:32.920 actually

01:25:33.180 did

01:25:33.420 send

01:25:33.740 you

01:25:34.080 another

01:25:35.740 one

01:25:36.020 of

01:25:36.160 his

01:25:36.380 you

01:25:36.560 guys

01:25:38.260 want

01:25:38.420 to

01:25:38.720 crack

01:25:39.120 into

01:25:39.340 that

01:25:39.540 I

01:25:39.660 did

01:25:39.860 Tyler

01:25:41.260 if

01:25:41.460 you

01:25:41.500 go

01:25:41.580 to

01:25:41.660 your

01:25:41.780 Instagram

01:25:42.080 I

01:25:42.320 did

01:25:42.460 send

01:25:42.700 you

01:25:42.860 one

01:25:43.120 of

01:25:43.240 his

01:25:43.480 reels

01:25:43.720 that

01:25:43.840 I

01:25:43.940 thought

01:25:44.020 was

01:25:44.180 really

01:25:44.360 funny

01:25:44.660 we

01:25:44.900 can

01:25:45.080 save

01:25:45.360 that

01:25:45.520 and

01:25:45.680 you

01:25:45.800 saw

01:25:45.940 it

01:25:46.180 I

01:25:46.420 think

01:25:46.600 now

01:25:46.780 is

01:25:46.880 probably

01:25:49.760 we're

01:25:49.920 going

01:25:50.020 to

01:25:50.040 watch

01:25:50.180 this

01:25:51.120 guy

01:25:51.280 fuck

01:25:51.520 some

01:25:51.700 beans

01:25:52.060 and

01:25:53.660 rate

01:25:54.140 them

01:25:54.400 and

01:25:54.580 I'm

01:25:54.760 going

01:25:54.860 to

01:25:54.920 see

01:25:55.040 this

01:25:55.280 and

01:25:55.480 more

01:25:56.100 down

01:25:56.400 people

01:25:56.780 yeah

01:25:57.900 where's

01:26:00.920 the QR

01:26:01.220 code

01:26:01.440 it's

01:26:02.220 not

01:26:02.340 there

01:26:02.540 I'm

01:26:04.200 just

01:26:04.340 saying

01:26:04.500 we're

01:26:06.740 wrapping up

01:26:07.100 Tower Gang

01:26:07.520 this has been

01:26:07.900 a sad

01:26:08.280 week

01:26:08.580 I feel

01:26:09.060 like

01:26:09.160 whenever

01:26:09.380 we do

01:26:09.700 Tower Gang

01:26:10.200 and one

01:26:10.500 of the

01:26:10.660 homies

01:26:10.940 isn't

01:26:11.180 there

01:26:11.360 it's

01:26:11.500 just

01:26:11.680 sad

01:26:12.340 Clint

01:26:12.980 just

01:26:13.860 said

01:26:14.000 he'll

01:26:14.120 be

01:26:14.220 there

01:26:14.400 at

01:26:14.480 the

01:26:14.560 penthouse

01:26:14.860 so

01:26:15.060 make

01:26:15.260 sure

01:26:15.380 you

01:26:15.460 guys

01:26:15.620 get

01:26:15.760 why

01:26:20.280 does

01:26:20.460 he

01:26:20.580 come

01:26:20.720 to

01:26:20.840 the

01:26:20.940 regular

01:26:21.180 show

01:26:21.480 he's

01:26:21.920 paywalled

01:26:22.320 now

01:26:22.500 we're

01:26:22.640 paywalling

01:26:23.020 dude

01:26:25.320 Dave

01:26:26.100 Smith

01:26:26.440 said

01:26:26.760 he's

01:26:26.900 coming

01:26:27.060 to

01:26:27.180 the

01:26:27.300 penthouse

01:26:28.400 it's

01:26:28.620 crazy

01:26:28.960 fuck

01:26:29.520 yeah

01:26:29.760 he realized

01:26:32.960 shit

01:26:33.280 fuck

01:26:33.540 I slipped

01:26:33.880 my mind

01:26:34.400 that one

01:26:34.820 time

01:26:35.140 sorry

01:26:35.920 it's

01:26:38.300 Owen

01:26:38.660 Benjamin

01:26:39.080 Dave

01:26:39.680 Smith

01:26:39.980 and

01:26:40.200 Burt

01:26:40.400 Kreischer

01:26:40.680 in the

01:26:40.920 penthouse

01:26:41.240 tonight

01:26:41.540 we'll

01:26:44.260 see you

01:26:44.500 later

01:26:44.760 it's

01:26:45.300 the

01:26:45.440 tower

01:26:45.740 power

01:26:46.200 hour

01:26:46.460 bitch

01:26:48.700 no way

01:26:49.280 jose

01:26:49.660 liberty

01:26:50.560 lockdown

01:26:51.280 bitch

01:26:53.200 read

01:26:54.380 Cole

01:26:57.100 Top

01:26:58.560 Lobster

01:26:59.160 and

01:26:59.620 Toad

01:27:00.100 Tower

01:27:01.140 Gang

01:27:01.360 Tower

01:27:01.620 Gang

01:27:01.880 Tower

01:27:02.140 Gang

01:27:02.360 Tower

01:27:02.620 Gang

01:27:02.940 Tower

01:27:03.660 Gang

01:27:03.920 Tower

01:27:04.160 Gang

01:27:04.400 Tower

01:27:04.660 Gang

01:27:04.900 Liberty

01:27:05.320 Lock

01:27:05.700 is

01:27:05.900 Truth

01:27:06.220 A

01:27:06.500 Same

01:27:07.180 with

01:27:07.420 Lobster

01:27:07.880 Cole

01:27:08.240 and

01:27:08.440 Jose

01:27:08.840 Toad

01:27:09.780 is

01:27:09.980 sick

01:27:10.240 No

01:27:10.480 way

01:27:10.760 Jose

01:27:11.120 The

01:27:11.760 Tower

01:27:11.880 Power

01:27:12.160 Our

01:27:12.520 Slam

01:27:12.940 They

01:27:13.120 May

01:27:13.360 Dates

01:27:13.680 min

01:27:14.040 all

01:27:14.160 His

01:27:14.440 Tower

01:27:14.700 gang

01:27:14.860 Tower

01:27:14.940 Gang

01:27:16.740 Tower

01:27:17.280 Gang

01:27:18.020 Tower

01:27:18.220 Gang

01:27:18.520 Tower

01:27:18.780 Gang

01:27:19.140 Tower

01:27:19.500 They

01:27:20.100 May

01:27:20.260 their

01:27:20.760 problem

01:27:20.920 They

01:27:21.820 ๋

01:27:22.440 account

01:27:22.820 Tower

01:27:23.220 Gang

01:27:25.040 Tower

01:27:25.720 Gang

01:27:25.980 Tower

01:27:26.760 Ang

01:27:27.560 Aw

01:27:30.240 fucking

01:27:36.680 I mean

01:27:37.720 I

01:27:37.960 I

01:27:38.840 That's

01:27:39.420 all

01:27:39.480 Folks

01:27:40.140 We'll be right back.

Tower Gang - August 22, 2024

Ep 191 - Mac n' Chussy

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