Tower Gang - August 15, 2024


Ep 190 - Elixir of Beastiality

Hosted by
Toad Tyler (Janke) Clint Russell Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne
Mentioned
Jose Liberty Lockdown Leon Luke Luke Grok Mark Vestibule Miles Nadeau Shave Club Vince Staples Peter Griffin Danielle Smith Gil Dardo Raven Josie Dude Josh Colin Kaepernick Danny Polischuk Jesus Christ Nick Fuentes Tower Gang and 40 more
Ep 189 - Machete Hand Ep 191 - Mac n' Chussy

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 34 minutes

Words per minute

196.17

Word count

18,482

Sentence count

1,428

Harmful content

Misogyny

121

sentences flagged

Toxicity

1,204

sentences flagged

Hate speech

261

sentences flagged


Summary

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Cole and Cole are joined by their good friend and long time guest, Toad. They talk about a variety of topics, including the death of a plane attendant, and how to deal with the aftermath of a car crash. They also talk about the dangers of smoking in a plane crash, and why it s better than not smoking at all.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 I've heard that.
00:00:02.000 That's correct. 0.97
00:00:04.000 And there's a reason why I'm getting the f**k off and everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it. 1.00
00:00:10.000 I don't give two f**ks, but I am telling you right now, that mother f**k, that mother f**k back there is not real. 1.00
00:00:20.000 And you can spit on this plane and you can f**king die with him or not. 1.00
00:00:25.000 I'm not going. 1.00
00:00:27.000 Kick that n***** b**ch off the plane! 1.00
00:00:29.000 This s**t is retarded. 1.00
00:00:30.000 This s**t is retarded. 1.00
00:00:31.000 This is how we get Wednesday, motherf**kers. 1.00
00:00:33.000 He retarded. 1.00
00:00:34.000 He retarded. 1.00
00:00:35.000 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:39.000 I want to listen to music from the hood. I don't ever want to step foot in it. 0.94
00:00:42.000 Yes.
00:00:43.000 Right.
00:00:45.000 I've been reprying for another one. 0.93
00:00:47.000 And in the back of my mind, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby. 0.89
00:00:50.000 But it would be so cruel if you hold you when you're down.
00:00:57.000 See what you're doing with your mom.
00:00:58.000 Nah, that's a good point. 1.00
00:00:59.000 He didn't f**k his mom. 1.00
00:01:00.000 He just had his d**k in her. 1.00
00:01:05.000 Why are we talking about f**k on this show? 1.00
00:01:10.000 Oh, that's too far. 0.99
00:01:12.000 I'm asking a question.
00:01:14.000 I'm asking a question.
00:01:16.000 Start. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Whoa, with the f**k. 1.00
00:01:19.000 Skip the pussies. 1.00
00:01:20.000 Skip it. 0.99
00:01:21.000 It's not what this show is about. 1.00
00:01:22.000 This s**t is retarded. 1.00
00:01:27.000 I feel like we don't give enough serious consideration to the epiphanous point that Jose made. 1.00
00:01:34.000 That all of us have had our little tiny baby dicks inside of our moms when they were burning. 0.98
00:01:38.000 I don't like it. 0.99
00:01:39.000 Speak for yourself. 1.00
00:01:40.000 Mine wasn't a little bitty tiny baby dick. 1.00
00:01:42.000 Oh, you're a liar. 1.00
00:01:44.000 I really don't like it that that's the only pussy that my dick is burning. 1.00
00:01:48.000 It's not great. 1.00
00:01:49.000 Do you think Jews hate that they had an uncircumcised penis inside of them? 1.00
00:01:53.000 What? 1.00
00:01:54.000 What?
00:01:55.000 What? 1.00
00:01:56.000 Jewish women have uncircumcised penises inside of them if they're pregnant. 1.00
00:01:59.000 Unclean horse. 1.00
00:02:00.000 Yeah, and so they must hate that. 0.94
00:02:02.000 So they all go to hell? 0.78
00:02:03.000 Oh. 1.00
00:02:04.000 I mean, that's just because they're Jewish. 0.98
00:02:06.000 Yeah.
00:02:07.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:08.000 Just by nature, they have an unclean dick in them. 1.00
00:02:11.000 They killed Christ. 1.00
00:02:12.000 Yeah.
00:02:13.000 That's a big one.
00:02:14.000 Let's go to the chase.
00:02:15.000 I am five days vape-free, and that makes me better than all of you.
00:02:19.000 Vape-free?
00:02:20.000 Yeah, dude.
00:02:21.000 Why?
00:02:22.000 I was never gay.
00:02:23.000 No, no, no.
00:02:24.000 Apparently you haven't gotten the notification, but nicotine raises testosterone levels.
00:02:27.000 Dude, Tucker Carlson was saying that, and I was like, is that true?
00:02:31.000 I'm like, okay, I'm good with it.
00:02:33.000 It makes Clint better than me being whatever, like three years sober.
00:02:36.000 No, baby.
00:02:37.000 It's not a weakness.
00:02:38.000 I just need more testosterone.
00:02:39.000 Dude, it was so funny.
00:02:40.000 This is actually a good point, because Toad says, oh, so this makes Clint better than me
00:02:44.000 after being three years sober.
00:02:45.000 No, Toad.
00:02:46.000 It does.
00:02:47.000 Five days of me doing something that I haven't done before is superior to you doing something
00:02:51.000 for three years.
00:02:52.000 Wow.
00:02:53.000 That's the sliding scale that we're working on.
00:02:56.000 What about being like, what about 40 years sex-free?
00:02:59.000 No, if Clint went five days sex-free, I would say that is a bigger accomplishment than you
00:03:04.000 going 40 years sex-free.
00:03:06.000 Thank you.
00:03:07.000 That's 100% true.
00:03:08.000 I understand.
00:03:09.000 At Clint's age, the only thing keeping his testosterone moving along probably was the
00:03:13.000 nicotine, and Toad is just a low testosterone on Clint.
00:03:16.000 You know what's keeping Clint's testosterone is by constantly flexing on us, because he just 0.91
00:03:22.000 came and presented to the homies, hey, you know the gayest thing you could do? 1.00
00:03:26.000 And we were like, no.
00:03:27.000 And he said, I just quit it for five days.
00:03:31.000 Respect me.
00:03:32.000 Do it, because I am the hardest.
00:03:35.000 Exactly.
00:03:36.000 Exactly.
00:03:37.000 Then he had the nerve to compare himself to Toad, which is actually similar. 0.54
00:03:43.000 That's how unmanly you are, Toad. 1.00
00:03:45.000 He's comparing stopping gay sex to whatever you do. 0.99
00:03:49.000 By the way, do you think I should like, should I start just putting nicotine patches on? 0.99
00:03:52.000 Wait.
00:03:53.000 Just be like, does that count as like raising my testosterone if I just constantly have
00:03:56.000 a flow of nicotine throughout my body?
00:03:58.000 Dude, honestly, you should see how many you could put on before your heart stops.
00:04:01.000 Real quick, someone said, I think it was Cole said right before we started, you said that
00:04:05.000 you could get 20 grams of protein from a case of beer.
00:04:08.000 So I was doing the math on it and I weigh about, you know, around 200 pounds.
00:04:12.000 So if I were to do 10 cases of beer per day, I could do the appropriate amount of grams of protein
00:04:19.000 to my body weight.
00:04:20.000 And you would also, you'd be like, basically you go on a bulk, like a crazy bulk, because
00:04:24.000 that'd be also like tons of calories as well.
00:04:26.000 So you get like crazy jacks.
00:04:27.000 How many calories do you think there is in 10 cases of beer?
00:04:30.000 Oh my God.
00:04:31.000 One, wait, wait.
00:04:32.000 I bet you like one can of beer is probably like 200 calories or like one.
00:04:35.000 It's not high.
00:04:36.000 How many cans of beer are in a case?
00:04:37.000 30.
00:04:38.000 What do you think has more calories? 1.00
00:04:40.000 Like as far as like, like more calories, one case of beer or one load of horse cum? 0.97
00:04:47.000 Oh. 0.98
00:04:48.000 Okay.
00:04:49.000 What's up?
00:04:50.000 Individual gang supporter.
00:04:52.000 She said, I assume it's a she. 1.00
00:04:55.000 $10 first time supporting you fucks. 0.99
00:04:57.000 Love it. 0.99
00:04:58.000 Give all 10 to my brown brother.
00:05:00.000 That's me, right?
00:05:01.000 Yeah, you get the 10 bucks.
00:05:02.000 No, I'm the brown brother.
00:05:03.000 I'm the brown brother.
00:05:04.000 Okay.
00:05:05.000 Have you seen my Grok photo?
00:05:06.000 I mean, I'm Italian.
00:05:07.000 I'm the brown brother.
00:05:08.000 I am the brown brother if I, based on my AI photo that the ex gave.
00:05:13.000 Brown brother is just kind of a redundant statement though.
00:05:16.000 We like money.
00:05:17.000 Thanks.
00:05:18.000 That was pretty cool of you.
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:20.000 What were you saying?
00:05:21.000 Were you saying there's more? 0.99
00:05:22.000 Wait, how big is the load of horse cum? 0.99
00:05:26.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:05:27.000 Were you saying more calories or more?
00:05:28.000 Yeah.
00:05:29.000 So this is.
00:05:30.000 Wait, wait.
00:05:31.000 Who's who?
00:05:32.000 Go back up.
00:05:33.000 Go back up.
00:05:34.000 From the top.
00:05:35.000 From the top.
00:05:36.000 That's a sexy man right there. 1.00
00:05:37.000 At 99 underscore fools. 0.99
00:05:38.000 Thanks for doing this. 0.99
00:05:39.000 Apparently you can ask Grok to now like you put in, you just put in somebody's username
00:05:43.000 and it will generate.
00:05:44.000 First off, I'd like to say before we continue with this.
00:05:46.000 Nailed it.
00:05:47.000 Let's say, no, no, no.
00:05:48.000 Let's say Jose.
00:05:49.000 I was like, listen, somebody went and did this about us and I'm kind of flattered. 0.95
00:05:53.000 I think it's fucking cool.
00:05:54.000 And Jose's like, they took some screenshots and I'm like, but it's a lot of work. 0.94
00:05:57.000 I was being silly, but I guess.
00:05:59.000 I don't know.
00:06:00.000 I don't think you appreciate the fans, dude.
00:06:02.000 I don't think, I don't think it's a lot of work, but I think that the fact that
00:06:05.000 anybody wants to do anything for us is pretty nifty.
00:06:07.000 Yeah.
00:06:08.000 I like that.
00:06:09.000 I'll take it.
00:06:10.000 We'll take as many slaves as we can get. 1.00
00:06:12.000 So Clint, you got a lazy, you got a lazy handy from your wife, but you still say thank 0.65
00:06:18.000 you.
00:06:19.000 Yeah.
00:06:20.000 I appreciate it.
00:06:21.000 Clint looks like, Clint is Kiefer Sutherland basically.
00:06:24.000 Yeah.
00:06:25.000 I was about to say, he looks like, he looks like a movie star.
00:06:28.000 Like some, like, like, like, this is what Clint looks like.
00:06:31.000 Like C-list, like a C-list movie star that like was like, you'll see him and you're 0.98
00:06:35.000 like, if I had hair, if I had hair, you guys would be fucking done for. 0.98
00:06:38.000 This is what Clint sees as a result. 0.98
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.000 I'm glad you don't.
00:06:41.000 But I also don't.
00:06:42.000 So I'm really.
00:06:43.000 That is a very good looking man.
00:06:44.000 Like, it's a very, like, again, like, honestly, maybe, you know what it actually
00:06:47.000 looks like?
00:06:48.000 Like a Hallmark movie guy.
00:06:49.000 Just like me.
00:06:50.000 Yeah.
00:06:51.000 Yeah.
00:06:52.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 He looks identical to me.
00:06:54.000 If you actually take my DNA and clone it and throw it through a suit, but then give
00:06:57.000 it better hair, that'd be me.
00:06:59.000 That's me right there.
00:07:00.000 This is Clint if he was a, like, a TikTok lawyer.
00:07:05.000 No.
00:07:06.000 I'm the.
00:07:07.000 No, no, no, no.
00:07:08.000 A TikTok realtor.
00:07:09.000 A TikTok realtor.
00:07:10.000 That's Clint right there.
00:07:11.000 That. 1.00
00:07:12.000 Or a pastor that steals your bitch ass wife. 1.00
00:07:14.000 Yes. 1.00
00:07:15.000 Yes.
00:07:16.000 He's just like, I'm sorry.
00:07:17.000 This guy really has that vibe.
00:07:18.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:07:19.000 God told me that I have to fuck your wife in the pussy. 1.00
00:07:21.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:07:22.000 Dude, look, he's got the black shirt.
00:07:23.000 He says it just like that because he's wild.
00:07:25.000 He took the white collar out, man. 1.00
00:07:26.000 He's ready to fuck. 1.00
00:07:28.000 Wait. 1.00
00:07:29.000 Is that Luke Luke?
00:07:30.000 You probably.
00:07:31.000 Is that the real Luke?
00:07:34.000 We haven't figured that out.
00:07:36.000 All right.
00:07:37.000 So I can't grow a full beard.
00:07:38.000 If I could, I would have years ago, obviously.
00:07:40.000 Here's the question.
00:07:41.000 Neither can I, Clint, but that's not stopping me from having a beard.
00:07:43.000 Let me ask you.
00:07:44.000 This is what we need to be thinking about. 1.00
00:07:46.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:07:47.000 Do these people, if you cast these people, would they play us in our, like, comedy show? 1.00
00:07:54.000 Dude, Cole right here is John Waldenberger.
00:07:57.000 Our Netflix adaptation.
00:07:58.000 That can happen.
00:07:59.000 It's so crazy.
00:08:00.000 I don't know where it got this. 1.00
00:08:01.000 You look like shit, dude. 1.00
00:08:02.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:08:03.000 I don't wear glasses.
00:08:04.000 I don't like you.
00:08:05.000 But this is the spirit of Cole.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, the spirit.
00:08:07.000 This is not the spirit.
00:08:08.000 I'm of your spirit.
00:08:09.000 That is kind of your spirit. 0.99
00:08:10.000 You're like a guy that works a government job, doesn't have a fucking clue what he's 0.97
00:08:13.000 doing, but you're jovial. 0.96
00:08:14.000 Everyone kind of likes you.
00:08:15.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 That's true.
00:08:17.000 Lindsey Graham vibes. 0.81
00:08:18.000 This guy has Cole's retard energy. 1.00
00:08:19.000 Do you need a stapler? 0.59
00:08:20.000 Yeah.
00:08:21.000 There's no way.
00:08:23.000 The funny thing was, so click on that again.
00:08:25.000 So I was like, this is blasphemy.
00:08:26.000 And he said, is this one better here?
00:08:28.000 Click on.
00:08:29.000 No, click actually on that one.
00:08:30.000 Yes.
00:08:31.000 Click on it.
00:08:32.000 So you can see the replies.
00:08:33.000 See the replies.
00:08:34.000 There's one reply.
00:08:35.000 Yes.
00:08:36.000 It's me.
00:08:37.000 No, you can't do it that way.
00:08:38.000 Do you not know how to work Twitter?
00:08:39.000 Scroll down.
00:08:40.000 There you go.
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 This is blasphemy.
00:08:43.000 And he said, is this one better? 0.99
00:08:44.000 The answer to me is a black dude that looks like he's a mumble rapper. 1.00
00:08:47.000 That's Tom Lobster. 0.84
00:08:48.000 That's Vince Staples.
00:08:49.000 No, that's Vince Staples.
00:08:50.000 No, hold on.
00:08:51.000 Hold on.
00:08:52.000 I don't know what that is.
00:08:53.000 What you guys aren't understanding is this guy, and scroll up Tyler, go back to the white 0.95
00:08:57.000 dude.
00:08:58.000 Look, this guy and this guy, they're both inside Cole.
00:09:01.000 Those are your two wolves.
00:09:03.000 Those are your two wolves.
00:09:04.000 That's the same time. 1.00
00:09:05.000 You got a nigga boy, and you got this fucking guy that works at Staples. 1.00
00:09:10.000 That's all you got. 1.00
00:09:11.000 They're both gay and retarded. 1.00
00:09:12.000 No, no. 1.00
00:09:13.000 One's gay and one's retarded. 1.00
00:09:14.000 One's gay and one's retarded. 1.00
00:09:16.000 This black guy looks gay. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Oh. 1.00
00:09:19.000 One's retarded and one steals things? 1.00
00:09:23.000 I don't know. 1.00
00:09:24.000 That's crazy because I was going to go that the other guy was gay and the black guy's retarded, 1.00
00:09:29.000 but I like where your head's at that the black guy's actually gay. 1.00
00:09:32.000 The black guy's gay. 1.00
00:09:33.000 And the white dude's just retarded. 1.00
00:09:34.000 The white dude's definitely retarded. 1.00
00:09:36.000 Yeah, of course. 1.00
00:09:37.000 Go up.
00:09:38.000 Go up.
00:09:39.000 Go to the white dude.
00:09:40.000 Nobody ends up with this lot in life. 1.00
00:09:41.000 White men don't unless they're retarded. 1.00
00:09:42.000 He's retarded. 1.00
00:09:43.000 The black dude looks like he sucks dick and doesn't tell anybody about it. 1.00
00:09:47.000 That actually might just be NBA young boy right there. 1.00
00:09:50.000 That just might.
00:09:51.000 That's Vince Staples.
00:09:52.000 If you scroll up, that's the principal to my high school.
00:09:55.000 Ooh.
00:09:56.000 No, not even the principal.
00:09:58.000 Like the vice.
00:09:59.000 Like the.
00:10:00.000 No, he's like a.
00:10:01.000 No, the vice principal is always the disciplinarian.
00:10:03.000 Do we agree?
00:10:04.000 Do we agree?
00:10:05.000 Go up.
00:10:06.000 Go up.
00:10:07.000 All the way to the top.
00:10:08.000 Go up.
00:10:09.000 Do we agree?
00:10:10.000 This guy plays Clint.
00:10:11.000 Yeah.
00:10:12.000 In the Netflix.
00:10:13.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 It's funny to me.
00:10:15.000 It's just like.
00:10:17.000 Go down.
00:10:18.000 I like it.
00:10:19.000 He's got to shave his head and really get into the part.
00:10:21.000 No. 0.95
00:10:22.000 This guy would be toad. 1.00
00:10:23.000 I want to invite myself onto my own casting couch and have to fuck myself. 1.00
00:10:26.000 That'd be dope. 1.00
00:10:27.000 Black cold party with Diddy.
00:10:29.000 Cool. 0.90
00:10:30.000 On the Cole one between that and the black kid. 0.99
00:10:33.000 Like these are like, you know, you've, you've seen the inside out one where he has like
00:10:36.000 the emotions inside his head.
00:10:37.000 Yeah.
00:10:38.000 Those are the two.
00:10:39.000 Like the, like you could cast them, but they're not realistic as like an actual casting.
00:10:42.000 Otherwise it's, it's stunning how accurate this is for Cole.
00:10:45.000 You know, they're, they're like Cole's angel on one shoulder and the demon on the other.
00:10:50.000 Right.
00:10:51.000 Super chat in the rumble. 1.00
00:10:52.000 Uh, they said, all black guys are gay. 0.99
00:10:54.000 $10 from individual gang again, and another $5 from good old fashioned. 1.00
00:10:59.000 Clinter is tussle.
00:11:00.000 Top go blur. 0.99
00:11:02.000 Jose Gardel dicks. 0.94
00:11:03.000 All right. 0.99
00:11:04.000 I guess.
00:11:05.000 All right. 1.00
00:11:06.000 All blacks are gay. 1.00
00:11:08.000 I think all black men are gay. 1.00
00:11:09.000 I don't know how to pronounce these. 1.00
00:11:11.000 Did you not go to like a school?
00:11:12.000 Vice principals were definitely a thing.
00:11:14.000 We definitely had a vice principal. 0.99
00:11:15.000 Ours, ours was this bony old bitch that we called Skeletor. 1.00
00:11:19.000 All right. 0.99
00:11:20.000 I, I know to me, this isn't like a, this isn't like this guy just on the school board.
00:11:25.000 His name was Gil Dardo for real.
00:11:26.000 Gil Dardo.
00:11:27.000 He was the vice principal.
00:11:28.000 Do you know how many times we would, we would make fun of him by just saying Dardo over 0.98
00:11:32.000 and over again.
00:11:33.000 We would get, we would get detention for it.
00:11:35.000 It was crazy.
00:11:36.000 Okay.
00:11:37.000 So like, I guess some, I do not agree with that, but this is so funny to me that top gets
00:11:43.000 like a, like a tech CEO.
00:11:46.000 That's what I see.
00:11:47.000 Like technically like, dude, this is, this is the, yes, it is a tech CEO.
00:11:49.000 Yes.
00:11:50.000 It is a tech CEO, but he's also the guy that goes home and he writes a manifesto about like
00:11:54.000 race and IQ.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:56.000 Yeah.
00:11:57.000 Yeah.
00:11:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:59.000 Like the CFO or like there's something that's not the, like the tippy top, but he like,
00:12:04.000 he, he definitely, he has to make a statement on whenever like, uh, all I'm saying is he's
00:12:08.000 only hiring white people.
00:12:10.000 Yeah.
00:12:11.000 Well, he, he, he, he's got the salt and pepper hair, so he knows a lot about race.
00:12:15.000 And he, he, he actually, he made an AI and then he released it on the internet and then
00:12:18.000 it got really racist.
00:12:19.000 And then he had to go and make a statement about it and be like, Hey guys, that we're
00:12:22.000 sorry that like, but like that's, but deep down he was like, I made it racist on purpose.
00:12:27.000 That's the t-shirt right there.
00:12:28.000 Oh, I love it.
00:12:29.000 He, he's the CEO of cricket mobile.
00:12:31.000 That is.
00:12:32.000 And somehow that's top.
00:12:33.000 I, I don't understand where these like where it gets these AI, like where it's pulling from.
00:12:49.000 Cause somebody was like, maybe it pulls from.
00:12:52.000 Uh, Rahm Emanuel.
00:12:53.000 Yeah.
00:12:54.000 Yeah.
00:12:55.000 Uh, Rahm Emanuel is the CEO of cricket. 0.98
00:12:57.000 Get the fuck out of here. 0.97
00:12:58.000 No, he's the, uh, former mayor of Chicago who said, uh, don't never waste, uh, never waste 0.99
00:13:04.000 what? 0.97
00:13:05.000 Like an opportunity, uh, to exploit, uh, if Rahm Emanuel was the fucking CEO of cricket, 1.00
00:13:10.000 I was going to die. 0.99
00:13:11.000 All right, but wait, do we agree this person plays me?
00:13:13.000 I think so.
00:13:14.000 No, no, it does not.
00:13:16.000 It's not you in any way.
00:13:17.000 No, it needs to be an Arabic dude. 0.53
00:13:19.000 Like it'd be just so funny.
00:13:20.000 Like it's just, it's not even like.
00:13:21.000 It's not even like, this guy might be like an Arabic guy.
00:13:24.000 This guy's got some like dark skin tone to him.
00:13:26.000 I don't know.
00:13:27.000 You never know.
00:13:28.000 Unless like Grok knows that top is the fed of us and that's what this is.
00:13:31.000 Then that's like his alter ego.
00:13:33.000 I could see this guy.
00:13:34.000 This also does look like the head of like a, not like the big three letter agencies,
00:13:39.000 but like a smaller one, like the, like, like he's the head of like BLM, like the Bureau
00:13:44.000 of Land Management.
00:13:45.000 That's, that's him.
00:13:46.000 Like that's.
00:13:47.000 It's actually, it's actually funny because every week there's like a different group of
00:13:53.000 people who just message or like tag me in something.
00:13:55.000 And they'd be like, this is Tom Lobson.
00:13:56.000 That's always a different person.
00:13:58.000 Dude, you do look like Colin Kaepernick.
00:14:00.000 That actually looks a lot like him.
00:14:01.000 I look like everybody apparently.
00:14:02.000 Do you know how good it would have been for the show if you had actually been in the Olympics 0.99
00:14:07.000 beating the fuck out of chicks? 1.00
00:14:08.000 Would be sick. 1.00
00:14:09.000 Do you think you could beat up an Olympic?
00:14:11.000 I need to do better.
00:14:12.000 Do you think you could beat up a woman Olympic boxer? 1.00
00:14:15.000 There you go. 0.64
00:14:16.000 I think, I think he could.
00:14:17.000 Yeah.
00:14:18.000 That's another one.
00:14:19.000 Yeah.
00:14:20.000 That one looks, I mean, that, you know how many people tag me in this?
00:14:21.000 That's just, that's just top of the worst airline.
00:14:23.000 Thousands?
00:14:24.000 Hundreds of thousands?
00:14:25.000 Yeah.
00:14:26.000 Top, top.
00:14:27.000 Legitimately.
00:14:28.000 Do you think if you, if you went, yeah, that's another one.
00:14:30.000 Like a hundred people.
00:14:31.000 No, no, no joke.
00:14:32.000 Like, like maybe close to a hundred people have tagged me with the individual brilliant thought of.
00:14:37.000 I love what he says for Jose.
00:14:41.000 Like just read what he said, go scroll down.
00:14:43.000 I just legit saw Colin Kaepernick and thought it looked like Top there.
00:14:46.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:14:48.000 This is the first thing everybody does.
00:14:49.000 They go, it looks like Top and they type it out and they send it to me. 0.99
00:14:52.000 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:14:53.000 Like, they're like emotionally abusing me little by little. 1.00
00:14:56.000 You look like this.
00:14:57.000 I mean, because, because you're so racially ambiguous, you can literally be almost anybody.
00:15:01.000 This, this Jose guy here, this guy doesn't.
00:15:04.000 Here's Jose.
00:15:05.000 Does this capture my essence though?
00:15:06.000 No.
00:15:07.000 This guy does like it does.
00:15:08.000 No. 0.70
00:15:09.000 Jovial black guy.
00:15:10.000 That's always been your vibe.
00:15:11.000 That is.
00:15:12.000 You think Jose is jovial black guy?
00:15:13.000 Yeah.
00:15:14.000 You think that's his aura?
00:15:15.000 A hundred percent. 1.00
00:15:16.000 I love thick bitches. 1.00
00:15:17.000 Like. 1.00
00:15:18.000 Yeah.
00:15:19.000 I mean.
00:15:20.000 Yeah.
00:15:21.000 This guy looks like.
00:15:22.000 Deep down your pore.
00:15:23.000 He washes. 1.00
00:15:24.000 He also really likes, he also really likes Dragon Ball Z.
00:15:26.000 I guess he actually is.
00:15:27.000 Time out.
00:15:28.000 Tell me this dude doesn't breed hairless cats.
00:15:30.000 We do this all the time. 1.00
00:15:31.000 We do this all the time and we let Jose skip over this shit. 1.00
00:15:34.000 Jose, you defend washing your chicken. 1.00
00:15:37.000 What?
00:15:38.000 What?
00:15:39.000 You did. 1.00
00:15:40.000 And you've had the fucking, you've had the thing. 1.00
00:15:41.000 You've had the. 1.00
00:15:42.000 Oh, not that one.
00:15:43.000 The beep?
00:15:44.000 Yeah.
00:15:45.000 The chirp.
00:15:46.000 You've had that in your house.
00:15:47.000 Oh, at a period of time in my life.
00:15:49.000 There was.
00:15:50.000 Yeah.
00:15:51.000 It's a one that I couldn't get to and alluded to me to which one it was for a long period
00:15:54.000 of time. 0.91
00:15:55.000 I'm saying he's black.
00:15:56.000 He has.
00:15:57.000 He is this guy. 0.73
00:15:58.000 He's black. 0.94
00:15:59.000 He's got these little things. 0.98
00:16:00.000 These black things about him.
00:16:01.000 He's got jovial black energy.
00:16:02.000 He does.
00:16:03.000 Yo.
00:16:04.000 AI picked out what you are inside.
00:16:05.000 So I guess.
00:16:06.000 Yeah.
00:16:07.000 I guess it doesn't actually. 0.97
00:16:08.000 I think that's the most remarkable thing about Grok right now is that it is fucking nailing 0.98
00:16:10.000 it. 0.99
00:16:11.000 It goes.
00:16:12.000 It's not nailing.
00:16:13.000 Virtually.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:15.000 It's in your soul.
00:16:16.000 It knows your aura.
00:16:17.000 It doesn't know it.
00:16:18.000 It can't get you.
00:16:19.000 Here we go. 0.95
00:16:20.000 This black guy right here.
00:16:21.000 I think he like farmed shrimp probably.
00:16:23.000 So it's close to breeding cats in some way.
00:16:26.000 Scroll down because somebody said Toad had a glow up.
00:16:29.000 That is Toad.
00:16:30.000 That is. 0.99
00:16:31.000 If Toad got his shit together. 0.99
00:16:33.000 If Toad got his shit together. 0.99
00:16:34.000 He became a show for Netflix that was called Tower Gang. 0.99
00:16:37.000 That's absolutely who plays Toad.
00:16:38.000 It's unbelievable.
00:16:39.000 I mean, I wish I had hair like that.
00:16:41.000 Oh, yeah. 0.98
00:16:42.000 They make him sympathetic and we're just like the assholes to him as opposed to like the 0.99
00:16:46.000 real Toad that like you're like, you should. 0.99
00:16:48.000 You should.
00:16:49.000 Honestly, guys, can we can we make like a promise here?
00:16:51.000 Jose looks like a Josh.
00:16:54.000 Top looks like a homeless French Muslim. 1.00
00:16:56.000 That's also true. 0.97
00:16:57.000 That black guy looks like a Josh. 0.99
00:16:59.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:17:00.000 Or me?
00:17:01.000 Guys, wait.
00:17:02.000 He looks like a Baba. 0.99
00:17:03.000 Yeah, black. 0.98
00:17:04.000 Wait one second. 0.98
00:17:05.000 Black and said that looks like a Josh.
00:17:06.000 I want to.
00:17:07.000 I want to just get everybody's word here.
00:17:08.000 This is optimistic.
00:17:09.000 Let's say Tower Gang gets to the point where we could make our own Netflix show.
00:17:14.000 Like this is like, you know, Shane Gillis did this.
00:17:17.000 I'm like, this is not beyond the wrong possibility.
00:17:18.000 It's completely beyond the wrong.
00:17:19.000 But if it ever does happen.
00:17:21.000 This will never happen.
00:17:22.000 If it ever does happen.
00:17:23.000 This is main character energy.
00:17:24.000 If it ever does happen.
00:17:25.000 This is the main character of Tires.
00:17:26.000 But it's towed. 0.98
00:17:27.000 But like it's sympathetic that we're so shitty. 0.94
00:17:29.000 Like we're shitty to him in that same. 0.56
00:17:30.000 What do you think?
00:17:31.000 What do you think he's doing?
00:17:32.000 It looks like he's like a software guy.
00:17:34.000 He is me. 0.99
00:17:35.000 No, but the problem with this guy is like no one's going to believe that he didn't fuck 0.99
00:17:39.000 all the way up until 38 years old. 0.99
00:17:40.000 No, no, you can believe that. 1.00
00:17:42.000 No, I can see this guy not fucking. 0.99
00:17:44.000 No, I can't actually. 1.00
00:17:45.000 This guy looks gay. 0.99
00:17:46.000 He looks closeted gay. 0.99
00:17:48.000 Fine. 1.00
00:17:49.000 He's still fucking. 1.00
00:17:50.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:17:51.000 This guy is in my mind. 1.00
00:17:52.000 He's in my soul.
00:17:53.000 Yeah, I do want to cast this guy.
00:17:54.000 It's like Danny Polishchuk if Danny ever slept.
00:17:56.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:57.000 Because he doesn't have the huge bags under his eyes.
00:18:00.000 He looks tired.
00:18:04.000 I do like it did.
00:18:06.000 I guess he got our essence.
00:18:07.000 I think mine was not.
00:18:09.000 I don't think mine got the exact essence.
00:18:11.000 This is what I was asking.
00:18:12.000 I don't think it got the essence of Topps either.
00:18:13.000 If you look at Topps, the more I feel like it's the best.
00:18:16.000 I think Topps is the most correct actually.
00:18:21.000 This guy just looks like he does good stuff.
00:18:23.000 He goes to the Christmas party, everybody likes him, then he just gets into his car and
00:18:27.000 he just screams racial slurs in his wife's face. 1.00
00:18:30.000 He does the right thing, but he's a scumbag. 1.00
00:18:35.000 That's him. 1.00
00:18:36.000 I've fucking worked with that guy before. 0.98
00:18:37.000 I know exactly who that is. 0.99
00:18:38.000 This guy absolutely denies the Holocaust.
00:18:40.000 A hundred percent.
00:18:41.000 But he does it from some anonymous burner account.
00:18:44.000 Yeah.
00:18:45.000 Okay.
00:18:46.000 So I guess that's who.
00:18:49.000 Listen, if we ever do get to the point where they make the show, promise me, if we get to typecast, that's who we typecast.
00:18:56.000 Literally, I'm not looking at Cole.
00:18:57.000 I'm typecasting. 0.97
00:18:58.000 I'm looking for that fat guy to play that role because I don't even care anymore.
00:19:02.000 But that misses out the whole arc of me going to the gym. 0.81
00:19:07.000 That misses out that whole arc.
00:19:10.000 Oh, dude. 0.95
00:19:11.000 Yeah, he's fat Dave. 1.00
00:19:12.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:19:13.000 You are in great shape, but spiritually, you're still fat. 1.00
00:19:17.000 Spiritually fat Dave. 1.00
00:19:18.000 I call the large fries motherfucker guy from Dexter. 0.99
00:19:21.000 You guys know that guy? 1.00
00:19:22.000 You know, the reason that your spirit's still fat is because you haven't stood up to your wife yet. 0.99
00:19:30.000 Once you knock her the fuck out, even your spiritual self will lose weight. 0.99
00:19:34.000 I don't think he ever will. 0.99
00:19:35.000 Do you think if I go in and just beat Elizabeth to death tonight, that Grok would change my AI? 0.99
00:19:41.000 I think.
00:19:42.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:43.000 You know what?
00:19:44.000 Maybe.
00:19:45.000 I know that's what would happen.
00:19:46.000 It would capture your essence.
00:19:47.000 That might be worth it.
00:19:48.000 And then it would make you look exactly like you. 0.99
00:19:52.000 You'd become the black kid. 1.00
00:19:57.000 Instead of just a little black kid. 0.99
00:19:58.000 Did you see the face like shift over to it? 1.00
00:20:01.000 Instead of just a little black kid, all of a sudden just like a big black motherfucker. 1.00
00:20:05.000 They just turned it like immediately. 1.00
00:20:07.000 I just imagine the moment we're looking at the screen and you see the fucking, the white guy and it's like an every time movie where they fade away and the black kid starts appearing. 0.99
00:20:17.000 Yes. 1.00
00:20:20.000 Well, guys, I guess I have to beat my wife to death tonight just for some internet clout. 0.99
00:20:24.000 Or just so the Grok gets me right.
00:20:26.000 It was nice. 0.98
00:20:27.000 Anything is better than this shit right here, which you can get at toplobster.com. 0.99
00:20:30.000 And a couple of people have bought. 0.99
00:20:32.000 Life is an adventure. 1.00
00:20:33.000 I don't know why you guys are buying this shit, but please keep buying it. 1.00
00:20:39.000 Shit's hilarious. 1.00
00:20:40.000 You guys have bought a bunch of this. 1.00
00:20:41.000 More racist people than I thought with the endless shrimp and with the gorilla hand. 0.96
00:20:45.000 Kind of crazy.
00:20:47.000 And a couple of people lose. 0.98
00:20:48.000 I feel like Skip the Pussy is legitimately like something you can actually, it's just. 0.99
00:20:52.000 This goes hard. 0.98
00:20:53.000 I don't know.
00:20:54.000 That one does go really hard. 1.00
00:20:55.000 That shit does go hard. 1.00
00:20:56.000 This one goes hard as fuck. 1.00
00:20:57.000 The being ungovernable is almost impossible. 1.00
00:20:59.000 Like you can't.
00:21:01.000 Atlany boys.
00:21:02.000 I still have this one up here, Flat Headed Baby Syndrome, which I think that was the name
00:21:07.000 of an episode and it stuck with me so much that I kept it up there.
00:21:12.000 Did you upload the I'd Rather Die Than DEI?
00:21:15.000 Oh yeah.
00:21:16.000 We got that too.
00:21:17.000 Hold on.
00:21:18.000 Let me see. 1.00
00:21:19.000 Fucking. 1.00
00:21:20.000 No, wait. 1.00
00:21:21.000 Oh, you're L. 1.00
00:21:22.000 So you should be over here.
00:21:23.000 Oh wait.
00:21:24.000 Free shipping for over $150.
00:21:25.000 That's a lot of money.
00:21:26.000 Like.
00:21:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:28.000 Can you like lower that shit? 1.00
00:21:29.000 Miles. 1.00
00:21:30.000 Miles.
00:21:31.000 Miles. 1.00
00:21:32.000 Fuck my shit up. 1.00
00:21:33.000 Because if it's like, whatever, it's a whole thing. 1.00
00:21:34.000 It's not uploaded.
00:21:35.000 Yeah.
00:21:36.000 Lord Miles. 1.00
00:21:37.000 Oh shit. 0.95
00:21:38.000 It's not uploaded. 0.99
00:21:39.000 What the?
00:21:40.000 Oh, it's a draft.
00:21:41.000 Because you told me.
00:21:42.000 Clint said, I might go too hard.
00:21:43.000 But it's a modern version.
00:21:45.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 Better dead than red. 1.00
00:21:47.000 Better off dead? 0.99
00:21:48.000 Oh. 1.00
00:21:49.000 You said better off dead than red. 0.60
00:21:50.000 I need some merch. 1.00
00:21:51.000 Can we introduce Clint to the buddy, our new buddy we met in the before show? 0.99
00:21:56.000 Oh fuck. 0.99
00:21:57.000 Tyler. 1.00
00:21:58.000 Pull that up.
00:21:59.000 In the private chat?
00:22:00.000 I know you're dreading it.
00:22:01.000 I'm dreading this actually.
00:22:02.000 So what's going on here?
00:22:03.000 I'm looking forward to it.
00:22:04.000 Clint is like on Nephilim Death Squad, we attract a strange crowd.
00:22:08.000 I haven't noticed.
00:22:09.000 I haven't noticed.
00:22:10.000 No.
00:22:11.000 Since the beginning has been this dude, Leon.
00:22:13.000 Leon comes in.
00:22:14.000 This makes sense now, by the way.
00:22:15.000 Yeah.
00:22:16.000 The Grocks used my valedictorian speech picture and just age. 1.00
00:22:20.000 He extrapolated.
00:22:21.000 He extrapolated. 1.00
00:22:22.000 He was like, this fucking retard. 1.00
00:22:24.000 This is Paul in high school. 1.00
00:22:25.000 This fucking retard is going to grow up. 1.00
00:22:27.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:28.000 He just said one of those age in his photos.
00:22:29.000 Dude, that is Cole if he never met us.
00:22:31.000 That is Cole if he never met us.
00:22:32.000 100%.
00:22:33.000 Do you remember Cole when we met him? 1.00
00:22:35.000 He was a fat fuck. 1.00
00:22:36.000 That was the road he was going down. 1.00
00:22:38.000 He was spiritually a fat alcoholic. 0.96
00:22:39.000 We saved you. 0.99
00:22:40.000 We saved you.
00:22:41.000 Individual gang on rumble $10. 0.99
00:22:42.000 We put that little black boy inside you. 1.00
00:22:43.000 Said no such thing as free shipping. 1.00
00:22:46.000 We're putting a little black boy inside me. 0.99
00:22:52.000 I just needed a little black boy inside me. 0.99
00:22:54.000 That's all I need. 0.99
00:22:55.000 That's all we need.
00:22:56.000 Wow.
00:22:57.000 That's what I was put here to do, brother.
00:22:59.000 Jesus Christ.
00:23:01.000 Hey, real quick, while you're trying to find that, I don't know if I've said this yet,
00:23:08.000 but I mentioned that me and I was trying for a baby.
00:23:10.000 Well, I guess it's not really out yet, but just keep this between us, YouTube chat, and
00:23:15.000 whoever's on the show.
00:23:16.000 Keep this between us, public chat.
00:23:18.000 10,000 people.
00:23:19.000 This is more people than you could ever possibly tell, but go ahead.
00:23:21.000 Yeah, like 60,000 people.
00:23:22.000 Cole's about to come out, finally.
00:23:24.000 My wife is pregnant again, so it's like, yay. 0.93
00:23:26.000 Woo! 0.99
00:23:27.000 Yeah.
00:23:28.000 Hold on.
00:23:29.000 All right, back to Leon.
00:23:30.000 No, no, no.
00:23:31.000 Hold on, hold on.
00:23:32.000 Who's the father?
00:23:33.000 I don't know yet. 1.00
00:23:34.000 That dick ain't working, son. 1.00
00:23:35.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00
00:23:36.000 Whoever that guy's dick is, it's working. 1.00
00:23:39.000 You've got to go on more. 0.99
00:23:40.000 No, so it was really funny because she loves coffee, so she was like, I'm only going to
00:23:46.000 drink a little bit today.
00:23:48.000 You can't drink a certain amount of coffee, or it can hurt the baby or whatever.
00:23:51.000 I thought that would be great.
00:23:53.000 Well, it was funny because today, she was like, I'm just going to drink half of this,
00:23:58.000 and that shouldn't hurt me.
00:23:59.000 And I was like, well, it's not going to hurt you.
00:24:01.000 And it just came out like that.
00:24:03.000 And I started laughing.
00:24:05.000 I was like, it's really dark when you think about I'm just making a joke that's like, 0.52
00:24:08.000 well, it's not going to hurt you, but it'll kill that kid. 0.99
00:24:11.000 You'll be fine.
00:24:12.000 I just came up with a great bit.
00:24:14.000 Whenever any of us get our significant others pregnant from this point forward, this is 0.95
00:24:21.000 what I want you to do.
00:24:22.000 When you go and you see your father-in-law, I want you to have a hidden camera.
00:24:26.000 And then as he's like congratulating you, just say ever so slightly, ever so quietly,
00:24:32.000 just say raw.
00:24:33.000 Raw.
00:24:34.000 And like, don't explain.
00:24:35.000 But just obviously the-
00:24:37.000 Just go like this to him. 1.00
00:24:38.000 Insinuation is that I'm fucking your daughter raw. 1.00
00:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:24:42.000 Or like just constantly allusions to that until he snaps.
00:24:45.000 Guts.
00:24:46.000 But it has to be like in some sort of context. 0.71
00:24:48.000 It has to be like when he brings up that she's pregnant or something, then you go wrong.
00:24:52.000 It came into your daughter's cervix.
00:24:54.000 Do you think you should-
00:24:55.000 Oh, no.
00:24:56.000 Here's a great thing.
00:24:57.000 A little too overwhelmed.
00:24:58.000 Would you like me to pick up some cream pies from the store?
00:25:01.000 I was about to say, I think this should be a thing that should become a cultural thing.
00:25:05.000 Cream pies, right?
00:25:06.000 Is that you should-
00:25:08.000 For the announcement, you should be-
00:25:10.000 Two dollars a year.
00:25:11.000 Two dollars a year.
00:25:12.000 Two dollars a year.
00:25:13.000 Two dollars a year announcement.
00:25:14.000 Liz is pregnant.
00:25:15.000 Now everybody knows.
00:25:16.000 Thank you, Netherite.
00:25:17.000 Thank you, Netherite.
00:25:18.000 You should give your parents, like your parents cream pies.
00:25:22.000 Like whenever you're telling them, like letting them know that.
00:25:25.000 I think that should be a cultural thing now.
00:25:27.000 No, that should be a tower game thing.
00:25:28.000 That should be what our fans do.
00:25:29.000 Cold, Netherite just paid two dollars for you to boost up your energy about being a dad. 1.00
00:25:34.000 So just go ahead and now that they're giving you money for it, be a fucking prostitute 1.00
00:25:37.000 and crank your energy up a little bit higher. 1.00
00:25:39.000 The problem, I can't crank it up too much because my son is sleeping in a big boy bed now.
00:25:43.000 We got him a big boy bed.
00:25:44.000 So, but last night he crawled, he crawled out of the big boy bed and then just laid on the floor.
00:25:48.000 Cold. 0.99
00:25:49.000 I feel like you were getting like retarded jacked a few months ago and now you're just jacked. 1.00
00:25:56.000 Is there something wrong? 0.94
00:25:57.000 Yeah, I haven't been able to go to the gym as much and I'm really upset about that.
00:26:01.000 See?
00:26:02.000 I picked up on that.
00:26:03.000 Yeah.
00:26:04.000 Last week I didn't go, like I only went one day.
00:26:05.000 I've missed a lot.
00:26:06.000 Have you been sad, Cole?
00:26:07.000 You seem sad.
00:26:08.000 The work has been crazy for me.
00:26:10.000 So it's been like really... 0.98
00:26:11.000 Weren't you talking shit about a home gym not too long ago? 0.98
00:26:13.000 I tried to talk you into a home gym. 0.99
00:26:14.000 I would love a home gym. 1.00
00:26:15.000 Fuck you. 1.00
00:26:16.000 Home gym. 1.00
00:26:17.000 But now, I'm also getting a new house.
00:26:19.000 So a new baby, new house.
00:26:21.000 New house.
00:26:22.000 A lot of stuff going on.
00:26:23.000 New baby.
00:26:24.000 About that.
00:26:25.000 Dude, what if it's a thing?
00:26:27.000 What if it has to do with like the pregnancy?
00:26:29.000 So pregnancy number one... 0.94
00:26:30.000 This will make me kill myself if you keep saying this. 0.98
00:26:31.000 Cole gets like super fucking jacked during pregnancy one, right? 0.98
00:26:34.000 Then pregnancy two happens and the inverse happens and Cole gets un-jacked. 0.97
00:26:38.000 Is that a thing?
00:26:39.000 Actually, you do lose testosterone whenever your wife is pregnant. 0.99
00:26:44.000 Is that picture...
00:26:45.000 What if that picture is a premonition?
00:26:46.000 What if it's a prediction of what he's about to be?
00:26:49.000 No gym.
00:26:50.000 Yeah.
00:26:51.000 All depressed.
00:26:52.000 In debt.
00:26:53.000 Probably I assume.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 All these kids he's having to slave away at his office job for.
00:26:58.000 Oh my God.
00:26:59.000 Is that my future?
00:27:00.000 Is my future fat Peter Griffin?
00:27:02.000 Yeah.
00:27:03.000 Fat Peter Griffin. 0.60
00:27:04.000 Peter Griffin is already fat.
00:27:05.000 That's the best you'll ever look.
00:27:07.000 It's only downhill from there, buddy.
00:27:08.000 All right.
00:27:09.000 Back to Leon.
00:27:10.000 That's a picture that you show to your kids.
00:27:12.000 You're like, look at me when I was younger. 1.00
00:27:14.000 And your kids are like, what the fuck is this? 0.99
00:27:15.000 I don't need TRT. 1.00
00:27:16.000 All I need is nicotine.
00:27:17.000 That's what I need to do.
00:27:19.000 I need to start some zins.
00:27:21.000 Dude, you should just take my vape habit over.
00:27:24.000 Just send me...
00:27:25.000 How about this?
00:27:26.000 How about you buy vapes whenever you get the itch into vape?
00:27:29.000 And then you just send that vape to me. 0.94
00:27:31.000 You ship it to me.
00:27:32.000 How about you vape for my addiction?
00:27:33.000 And I'll vape it for you.
00:27:34.000 Yeah.
00:27:35.000 You can live through coal vicariously.
00:27:37.000 And I'll send you a video and be like, shh.
00:27:39.000 Blowing fat clouds, brother.
00:27:41.000 It's a good process to wean off.
00:27:42.000 Because you're going through the process of buying it. 0.99
00:27:44.000 So you're filling that fucking, like, nick. 0.99
00:27:46.000 You know that, like... 0.99
00:27:47.000 Is that the itch?
00:27:48.000 That's like the only good part is that I don't have to do that anymore.
00:27:51.000 And then there are other ways you can...
00:27:53.000 Do the least pleasurable aspect of it.
00:27:55.000 Leave the pleasure aspect for coal.
00:27:57.000 Right.
00:27:58.000 And there are other ways you can wean off that later once coal's developed an addiction.
00:28:01.000 There are other ways you can fill the oil fixation aspect of it.
00:28:05.000 We've got a $2 super chat from Nether Knight Supporter.
00:28:07.000 New baby, new house.
00:28:08.000 Now you need a new show.
00:28:09.000 Coal and cleanse.
00:28:10.000 There you go.
00:28:11.000 What happened?
00:28:12.000 I told you.
00:28:13.000 I've been very busy with work.
00:28:14.000 It's been crazy busy with this kind of thing.
00:28:16.000 One episode.
00:28:17.000 It is pretty fun. 0.99
00:28:18.000 Guys, I'm going to try to do it every fucking day. 0.99
00:28:21.000 One episode. 0.99
00:28:22.000 Or what...
00:28:23.000 It could be called colonics.
00:28:25.000 I don't know what that means.
00:28:27.000 Colonics.
00:28:28.000 Oh, colonics.
00:28:29.000 I don't know.
00:28:30.000 What I was...
00:28:31.000 It is really funny to me to think about, like, a guy that's dealing with, like, alcoholism
00:28:36.000 and then being like, okay, here's how you stop.
00:28:38.000 Still go to the liquor store, buy whatever liquor you do buy, and then just give it to your
00:28:43.000 friend.
00:28:44.000 Watch them do it.
00:28:45.000 Terrible.
00:28:46.000 Guys, so again, I warned you last week that David is doing this thing.
00:28:51.000 And now they're gaming the system because I feel like we should read out loud all of
00:28:55.000 the super chats.
00:28:56.000 But now they're trying to, like, steer the show.
00:28:59.000 There are too many of them to do it, man.
00:29:01.000 It's just...
00:29:02.000 Too many super chats to read?
00:29:03.000 I feel like you have to, right?
00:29:05.000 Can we circle back to Leon?
00:29:07.000 We can at least show them on screen. 0.98
00:29:10.000 Are we ever going to, like, tell me what the fuck Leon is? 0.97
00:29:13.000 I don't even know what we're talking about. 0.97
00:29:14.000 Okay, pull up Leon.
00:29:15.000 Leon.
00:29:16.000 Yeah, let's pull up Leon.
00:29:17.000 Leon.
00:29:18.000 Let it explain itself.
00:29:19.000 Look at the title of the video.
00:29:20.000 Read the title of the video.
00:29:21.000 Yeah, let's read it.
00:29:22.000 Thorn, Leon, Florida, Crackers, Posse, Cracker.
00:29:24.000 This is clearly Florida.
00:29:25.000 This is clearly Florida.
00:29:26.000 Clearly, mentally well.
00:29:27.000 This is how this guy lives? 1.00
00:29:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Yeah, death on death squad. 1.00
00:29:31.000 Raven.
00:29:32.000 Yeah, I was watching that live chat, remember? 0.99
00:29:37.000 This guy fucks by any means but necessary. 0.98
00:29:42.000 Is this guy homeless? 0.99
00:29:43.000 Wait, wait, what's on the table behind him?
00:29:47.000 The most recent victim.
00:29:50.000 That's a piss chair. 0.99
00:29:52.000 Check it out.
00:29:54.000 Florida Cracker here.
00:30:00.000 Is he going to shave his own beard?
00:30:01.000 With a Nadeau?
00:30:02.000 Yeah.
00:30:03.000 Clippers.
00:30:04.000 Scissors. 1.00
00:30:05.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:30:06.000 Outdoor gator. 1.00
00:30:07.000 I will say, his beard actually is well maintained.
00:30:24.000 It's a decent beard.
00:30:25.000 It actually is a decent beard.
00:30:27.000 He might just be a barber.
00:30:29.000 Who's letting this guy cut their hair? 0.64
00:30:31.000 Me.
00:30:32.000 I'd let him cut my hair.
00:30:34.000 Oh, you guys. 0.99
00:30:35.000 The Nephilim death squad. 0.88
00:30:38.000 I don't know why.
00:30:40.000 Are you about to start crying? 1.00
00:30:41.000 Put up with you dumb asses. 1.00
00:30:43.000 But you know. 1.00
00:30:44.000 What is this guy on? 1.00
00:30:45.000 I guess it takes a fool to entertain fools. 1.00
00:30:47.000 Nephilim death squad is what he's on. 1.00
00:30:49.000 Oh, alright.
00:30:51.000 The funny thing is, this is, so, this is weird.
00:30:55.000 No, no, no, no.
00:30:56.000 What I was going to say is.
00:30:57.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:30:58.000 I missed key context there. 1.00
00:30:59.000 Shut up, Cole. 1.00
00:31:00.000 Outdoor man. 0.99
00:31:01.000 You need him to come in and do the close thing vlog. 1.00
00:31:07.000 Hey, dumb asses. 1.00
00:31:08.000 I'm on your ass. 1.00
00:31:11.000 Yeah, I got my screenshots coming. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Screenshots coming.
00:31:16.000 Whoa.
00:31:17.000 What's going on?
00:31:18.000 He's about to put you all in breath.
00:31:20.000 Did you say kill the gator?
00:31:22.000 What did he say?
00:31:23.000 Dude.
00:31:24.000 Nothing is going on.
00:31:25.000 I don't understand.
00:31:26.000 He's been, he's been following us since day one.
00:31:28.000 And been like this in the chat.
00:31:30.000 He might have been the first person in the live chat.
00:31:32.000 And, I don't know.
00:31:34.000 I just don't know where he came from.
00:31:35.000 Like, we, we didn't even really talk to him anymore.
00:31:37.000 But, I don't know.
00:31:38.000 He said he issued a fight challenge to Raven.
00:31:40.000 I assumed it was one of these videos.
00:31:41.000 But, it's like, is this all he's doing on there?
00:31:44.000 Is Nephilim responses that we're not watching?
00:31:47.000 He's going to try to stab Raven.
00:31:48.000 To honor him doing this, we should like one, every episode, watch one of his.
00:31:53.000 See what he's saying.
00:31:54.000 Yeah, that's fine with me.
00:31:55.000 Because, like, what I was going to say is, this is the same energy that I like to find on my Instagram.
00:32:00.000 Yeah.
00:32:01.000 Is like, is like this, like, that's, that's the type of guy I would try to find.
00:32:04.000 I want to see this guy that has, like, 30 likes.
00:32:07.000 And, they're all from people that, like, like me.
00:32:09.000 That find this on Instagram.
00:32:10.000 And, they commented, like. 1.00
00:32:11.000 No shit. 0.98
00:32:12.000 Like, what Nephilim Death Squad is cultivating is an audience that is ideal for Cole. 0.99
00:32:16.000 Yes.
00:32:17.000 And, that doesn't make a lot of sense.
00:32:18.000 But, that's what's happening.
00:32:19.000 Because, I like to consume.
00:32:20.000 Maybe this is our job.
00:32:21.000 Maybe this is our job.
00:32:22.000 Like, at your mom's house kind of thing.
00:32:23.000 Like, we have to make Leon famous.
00:32:25.000 We have to just.
00:32:26.000 Yes.
00:32:27.000 There's a lot of things like that.
00:32:28.000 Because, you're.
00:32:29.000 He has such charisma.
00:32:31.000 It's unbelievable.
00:32:32.000 Yeah.
00:32:33.000 I want.
00:32:34.000 Leon did die.
00:32:35.000 Leon dyed Raven's hair.
00:32:36.000 That makes sense.
00:32:37.000 Wait, he did?
00:32:38.000 Every word he said.
00:32:39.000 Whoa.
00:32:40.000 He said nothing.
00:32:41.000 So, he is a.
00:32:42.000 He is a barber.
00:32:43.000 Oh, dude.
00:32:44.000 He made a fighting challenge for Toad.
00:32:45.000 Why does he really want to fight Toad?
00:32:46.000 I want to see that one.
00:32:47.000 But, you need to title your videos better.
00:32:48.000 I like it.
00:32:49.000 Because.
00:32:50.000 I'm way more terrified of fighting this guy than that woman. 0.85
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:54.000 Yeah.
00:32:55.000 I'm not gonna let.
00:32:56.000 I wouldn't let this guy fight Toad.
00:32:57.000 No.
00:32:58.000 That's like a.
00:32:59.000 I feel like he would.
00:33:00.000 He would bring a razor.
00:33:01.000 Like, he would bring.
00:33:02.000 All that psycho energy. 1.00
00:33:03.000 But this guy would like stab me in the. 1.00
00:33:05.000 I want. 1.00
00:33:06.000 I want.
00:33:07.000 I want our viewers to understand.
00:33:08.000 Uh.
00:33:09.000 A woman beats up Toad.
00:33:10.000 I laugh.
00:33:11.000 I high five.
00:33:12.000 It's all fun.
00:33:13.000 Dude tries to lay a finger on Toad. 1.00
00:33:15.000 Fuck you up. 1.00
00:33:16.000 Oh. 1.00
00:33:17.000 Yeah.
00:33:18.000 Especially a schizo dude. 1.00
00:33:19.000 Thank you. 1.00
00:33:20.000 Don't fuck with Toad. 1.00
00:33:21.000 Don't fuck with Toad. 1.00
00:33:22.000 Don't fuck with Toad. 1.00
00:33:23.000 If you're one of our guy. 1.00
00:33:24.000 Viewers. 1.00
00:33:25.000 Do not fuck with Toad. 1.00
00:33:26.000 Literally. 1.00
00:33:27.000 Beat the shit out of this guy. 1.00
00:33:28.000 Don't eat a terrifying fight. 1.00
00:33:29.000 This is.
00:33:30.000 Oh.
00:33:31.000 Are we going to cover that?
00:33:32.000 Are we going to cover that drama?
00:33:33.000 I guess we were talking about that.
00:33:34.000 God.
00:33:35.000 That was.
00:33:36.000 That made me so mad.
00:33:37.000 Like.
00:33:38.000 Pull it up.
00:33:39.000 These guys.
00:33:40.000 On accident.
00:33:41.000 Pulled off a total grift.
00:33:42.000 That worked out completely in my favor.
00:33:43.000 As far as like.
00:33:44.000 You know.
00:33:45.000 Viewer count.
00:33:46.000 And followers go.
00:33:47.000 If we were Dennis.
00:33:48.000 You'd owe us $8.
00:33:49.000 Right.
00:33:50.000 Yeah.
00:33:51.000 Yeah.
00:33:52.000 For sure.
00:33:53.000 Oh.
00:33:54.000 They're lying.
00:33:55.000 I'm like.
00:33:56.000 These people.
00:33:57.000 They follow NDS. 1.00
00:33:58.000 They're just totally fucking crazy. 1.00
00:33:59.000 If you watch the rest of the video. 1.00
00:34:00.000 Then they start defending it a little bit.
00:34:01.000 So you can tell like.
00:34:02.000 Oh.
00:34:03.000 It's under your skin.
00:34:04.000 You need to give full context.
00:34:05.000 Because people probably didn't see what happened.
00:34:06.000 Yeah.
00:34:07.000 So.
00:34:08.000 Last episode.
00:34:09.000 Well then.
00:34:10.000 Maybe your wife is. 1.00
00:34:11.000 Actually has no tits. 1.00
00:34:13.000 How about that? 0.99
00:34:14.000 Oh. 1.00
00:34:15.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:34:16.000 Honestly. 1.00
00:34:17.000 Round two. 0.75
00:34:18.000 Let's see if we can grift our way into some nonsense.
00:34:20.000 I'd rather.
00:34:21.000 I'd rather him come after Clint though.
00:34:22.000 Because Clint will be like. 1.00
00:34:23.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:34:24.000 Like. 0.99
00:34:25.000 Come after me. 1.00
00:34:26.000 I'll fight you bitch. 1.00
00:34:27.000 I just. 1.00
00:34:28.000 I just don't.
00:34:29.000 I just do not appreciate that.
00:34:30.000 It escalated to the.
00:34:31.000 All right. 0.99
00:34:32.000 Go ahead and fucking explain the story. 0.99
00:34:33.000 So. 0.99
00:34:34.000 Last week.
00:34:35.000 We watched this video.
00:34:36.000 White Toad.
00:34:37.000 And then.
00:34:38.000 As a comedy show of what we do.
00:34:39.000 I made fun of her.
00:34:40.000 Because it's just the show.
00:34:41.000 And then.
00:34:42.000 She was in the chat.
00:34:43.000 She was all good.
00:34:44.000 She followed me on Twitter afterwards.
00:34:45.000 I followed her back. 1.00
00:34:46.000 You said some fucking mean shit though. 1.00
00:34:47.000 It was. 1.00
00:34:48.000 It was very mean.
00:34:49.000 I didn't feel right about it.
00:34:50.000 That was.
00:34:51.000 She's a very pretty lady. 1.00
00:34:52.000 That wasn't.
00:34:53.000 She was sitting in an unappealing going. 1.00
00:34:54.000 She has about the same size tits as your wife. 1.00
00:34:56.000 So like. 1.00
00:34:57.000 What the fuck. 1.00
00:34:58.000 He said. 1.00
00:34:59.000 He said what the little black eye. 0.86
00:35:00.000 Size and shape are very different.
00:35:01.000 That's what the little black eye in your heart told you to say. 0.97
00:35:03.000 You weren't listening to the fat dude. 0.98
00:35:04.000 Yeah. 0.59
00:35:05.000 You just knew it would hurt.
00:35:06.000 You just knew it would hurt.
00:35:07.000 I know.
00:35:08.000 This is the thing.
00:35:09.000 This is the thing I can do.
00:35:10.000 Tell that cracker. 0.99
00:35:11.000 She got flat titties. 0.96
00:35:12.000 This is something I can do though. 0.95
00:35:13.000 Like I. 0.91
00:35:14.000 Where are those titties at? 1.00
00:35:15.000 From my. 0.95
00:35:16.000 Like my high school.
00:35:17.000 Because in high school.
00:35:18.000 Because there was only five of us.
00:35:19.000 Like in.
00:35:20.000 Like in our.
00:35:21.000 In my class.
00:35:22.000 Old guys. 0.98
00:35:23.000 No, no.
00:35:24.000 It was.
00:35:25.000 It was.
00:35:26.000 It was three guys.
00:35:27.000 Two girls.
00:35:28.000 One of the girls cheated on him.
00:35:29.000 With the other three guys. 1.00
00:35:30.000 Like we were mean as fuck to each other. 0.99
00:35:31.000 Because like. 0.99
00:35:32.000 We all knew each other.
00:35:33.000 So we all knew each other's insecurities.
00:35:34.000 Well.
00:35:35.000 Yes.
00:35:36.000 You had to be mean.
00:35:37.000 Because there was only two women to go around. 1.00
00:35:38.000 Yeah.
00:35:39.000 That's true.
00:35:40.000 One of you was gonna die.
00:35:41.000 And so.
00:35:42.000 That's not a good ratio.
00:35:43.000 Those two dudes.
00:35:44.000 Took the two girls.
00:35:45.000 And Cole ended up dating some hoe. 1.00
00:35:47.000 From another school.
00:35:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:35:49.000 Damn Cole. 1.00
00:35:50.000 You got fucking. 1.00
00:35:51.000 Cucked out. 1.00
00:35:52.000 Cucked.
00:35:53.000 No.
00:35:54.000 Like.
00:35:55.000 Well not.
00:35:56.000 No.
00:35:57.000 Actually no. 0.99
00:35:58.000 You had to go get bitches from other schools. 1.00
00:35:59.000 You only had two girls in your graduating class. 1.00
00:36:01.000 Did anyone fuck them? 1.00
00:36:03.000 Um. 1.00
00:36:04.000 I think one finally got fucked. 0.99
00:36:06.000 I think one got fucked senior year. 0.99
00:36:07.000 But not anyone from my school. 0.97
00:36:08.000 It was actually from the.
00:36:09.000 The.
00:36:10.000 Another school as well.
00:36:11.000 Wow.
00:36:12.000 Just.
00:36:13.000 In the name of like.
00:36:14.000 I don't know.
00:36:15.000 Being a man.
00:36:16.000 It feels like someone would have had to.
00:36:17.000 I feel like.
00:36:18.000 Almost.
00:36:19.000 There was.
00:36:20.000 Like.
00:36:21.000 I would say.
00:36:22.000 In.
00:36:23.000 My.
00:36:24.000 School.
00:36:25.000 There were probably. 0.99
00:36:26.000 Three or four people that actually fucked. 0.99
00:36:28.000 And that. 0.99
00:36:29.000 Like.
00:36:30.000 In a school of like.
00:36:31.000 You know.
00:36:32.000 A dozen.
00:36:33.000 Wait.
00:36:34.000 So.
00:36:35.000 Everyone except you.
00:36:36.000 25%.
00:36:37.000 I went to school.
00:36:38.000 Like a beggar's dozen. 0.63
00:36:39.000 But it does.
00:36:40.000 It doesn't count though.
00:36:41.000 When it's.
00:36:42.000 It doesn't count.
00:36:43.000 When it's your students.
00:36:44.000 Coach.
00:36:45.000 It was Alabama.
00:36:46.000 But it doesn't count.
00:36:47.000 When it's your sister.
00:36:48.000 Right.
00:36:49.000 We.
00:36:50.000 Chimes in. 0.99
00:36:51.000 Says.
00:36:52.000 She's.
00:36:53.000 She's going to beat. 0.81
00:36:54.000 Toad up.
00:36:55.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 And then.
00:36:57.000 Then Cole.
00:36:58.000 Hammers her. 0.99
00:36:59.000 Saying that she's flat chested. 1.00
00:37:00.000 Then this lunatic. 0.99
00:37:01.000 Hops onto Twitter. 0.99
00:37:02.000 Says.
00:37:03.000 Arms and legs.
00:37:04.000 And then Cole. 0.98
00:37:05.000 Pussied. 1.00
00:37:06.000 The fuck. 1.00
00:37:07.000 Out. 1.00
00:37:08.000 Because one.
00:37:09.000 She's a 10.
00:37:10.000 She's a 10.
00:37:11.000 But you have to eat her out.
00:37:12.000 With a mouth full of gummy bears.
00:37:14.000 Back to Alabama 10.
00:37:16.000 With braces in his mouth.
00:37:18.000 Yeah.
00:37:19.000 I did have braces.
00:37:20.000 That wasn't.
00:37:21.000 In the.
00:37:22.000 But yeah.
00:37:23.000 I did have braces.
00:37:24.000 But.
00:37:25.000 That tongue worked.
00:37:26.000 He's got a gummy bear.
00:37:27.000 Between each brace.
00:37:28.000 I'm surprised Grock didn't get that.
00:37:29.000 That note.
00:37:30.000 Cause like.
00:37:31.000 Spiritually.
00:37:32.000 Spiritually you got braces.
00:37:33.000 Yeah.
00:37:34.000 Okay.
00:37:35.000 So.
00:37:36.000 This guy.
00:37:37.000 No.
00:37:38.000 Okay.
00:37:39.000 I will say.
00:37:40.000 I technically pussied out.
00:37:41.000 But it was because this guy was like.
00:37:42.000 I'm gonna come.
00:37:43.000 I'm gonna come up.
00:37:44.000 Like.
00:37:45.000 Show up to a place you're gonna be at.
00:37:46.000 And then like.
00:37:47.000 Dude.
00:37:48.000 You had such an opportunity.
00:37:49.000 Cause you immediately went on the right foot at the beginning.
00:37:50.000 And you just like.
00:37:51.000 Were goofing with him.
00:37:52.000 And I was even giving you suggestions in the chat.
00:37:53.000 Cause then like.
00:37:54.000 No.
00:37:55.000 No.
00:37:56.000 No.
00:37:57.000 I was like.
00:37:58.000 Cole.
00:37:59.000 That's when you like.
00:38:00.000 Post the meme of like.
00:38:01.000 And he's like.
00:38:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:38:03.000 That's right bitch. 1.00
00:38:04.000 Like. 1.00
00:38:05.000 No.
00:38:06.000 I was.
00:38:07.000 I'm sorry you were offended.
00:38:08.000 And then you tried to cope to us.
00:38:09.000 Like.
00:38:10.000 But I only said I'm sorry.
00:38:11.000 I'm a.
00:38:12.000 You're offended.
00:38:13.000 See.
00:38:14.000 Never apologize.
00:38:15.000 I was mad at.
00:38:16.000 I was mad at Cole.
00:38:17.000 I was like.
00:38:18.000 Why did you say sorry.
00:38:19.000 And these are my fans.
00:38:20.000 I was like. 0.99
00:38:21.000 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
00:38:22.000 Like honestly. 0.99
00:38:23.000 If they're listening.
00:38:24.000 I was like.
00:38:25.000 I don't care.
00:38:26.000 Don't say sorry. 1.00
00:38:27.000 Your wife has flat tits. 1.00
00:38:28.000 I don't. 1.00
00:38:29.000 I don't like.
00:38:30.000 I don't like. 1.00
00:38:31.000 I don't like fucking with people that are crazy online. 1.00
00:38:33.000 I like fucking with people that are sane online. 1.00
00:38:36.000 Because they'll stay sane. 1.00
00:38:37.000 Right. 1.00
00:38:38.000 But when you fuck with crazy people online. 1.00
00:38:39.000 They'll do something crazy to you. 1.00
00:38:40.000 I get it.
00:38:41.000 This is why I'm offended.
00:38:42.000 I didn't actually.
00:38:43.000 Like.
00:38:44.000 I'm more offended now. 0.97
00:38:45.000 That they're not just embracing the fact that they're crazy people. 0.98
00:38:48.000 Now they're denying that they're crazy people. 0.99
00:38:50.000 Yes.
00:38:51.000 Which is weird.
00:38:52.000 Which is something crazy people do.
00:38:53.000 To get attention.
00:38:54.000 And that was the first thing I thought of.
00:38:55.000 That is actually a worse level of crazy. 0.99
00:38:57.000 Than just being a psychopath. 0.98
00:38:58.000 I thought. 0.94
00:38:59.000 That's what I.
00:39:00.000 Now you're like. 1.00
00:39:01.000 A fucking self interested psychopath. 1.00
00:39:02.000 But. 1.00
00:39:03.000 I don't appreciate it.
00:39:04.000 By the way.
00:39:05.000 I do got to point out.
00:39:06.000 For the video.
00:39:07.000 For the video.
00:39:08.000 For the video.
00:39:09.000 To point out.
00:39:10.000 The video we showed.
00:39:11.000 Does not capture the full context.
00:39:12.000 Of them coping.
00:39:13.000 Like.
00:39:14.000 In that one.
00:39:15.000 You can be like.
00:39:16.000 Okay.
00:39:17.000 Maybe it was a troll.
00:39:18.000 And there's like.
00:39:19.000 Another one in that thread.
00:39:20.000 Which I'm not saying.
00:39:21.000 We should watch here.
00:39:22.000 You can tell. 0.99
00:39:23.000 They're really fucking coping. 0.99
00:39:24.000 You're like. 1.00
00:39:25.000 I.
00:39:26.000 That was the first thing I thought.
00:39:27.000 That's why I started off.
00:39:28.000 With funny.
00:39:29.000 Like.
00:39:30.000 I don't think that they were so mad.
00:39:31.000 About you saying.
00:39:32.000 She had a flat chest. 0.97
00:39:33.000 They were mad about the roll underneath.
00:39:34.000 The tummy.
00:39:35.000 And I was like.
00:39:36.000 That was.
00:39:37.000 The tummy.
00:39:38.000 To the jugular. 1.00
00:39:39.000 For no fucking reason. 1.00
00:39:40.000 For no reason. 0.99
00:39:41.000 Right.
00:39:42.000 I was like.
00:39:43.000 That was really mean.
00:39:44.000 Because I.
00:39:45.000 There's something.
00:39:46.000 Like I said.
00:39:47.000 Like.
00:39:48.000 Because of like.
00:39:49.000 I can do that to people.
00:39:50.000 But it was just because.
00:39:51.000 I was just like.
00:39:52.000 Sometimes.
00:39:53.000 It's like.
00:39:54.000 If your wife's laying on the couch.
00:39:55.000 In like.
00:39:56.000 In a position.
00:39:57.000 That's not appealing.
00:39:58.000 And you grab her tummy. 0.87
00:39:59.000 The video's a little bit better. 0.99
00:40:00.000 Her tits are like. 1.00
00:40:01.000 Kind of visible. 0.99
00:40:02.000 In the screen.
00:40:03.000 In the screenshot there.
00:40:04.000 She's like.
00:40:05.000 She's a pretty woman. 0.91
00:40:06.000 But now.
00:40:07.000 Now. 0.95
00:40:08.000 I just want to roast her. 1.00
00:40:09.000 So mercilessly. 1.00
00:40:10.000 That this guy kills himself. 0.81
00:40:11.000 Because he came for Cole.
00:40:12.000 This is the same principle with Toad.
00:40:13.000 You just can't do that to me.
00:40:14.000 Yeah.
00:40:15.000 No one comes.
00:40:16.000 No one usually comes at me.
00:40:17.000 You violated the circle of trust here.
00:40:18.000 And that's not.
00:40:19.000 And that's why.
00:40:20.000 I first.
00:40:21.000 I was like.
00:40:22.000 Oh.
00:40:23.000 Raven just put them on this.
00:40:24.000 Fans.
00:40:25.000 And so they're probably like.
00:40:26.000 Just goofing with me.
00:40:27.000 And I'll goof back.
00:40:28.000 And then he was like.
00:40:29.000 No. 0.99
00:40:30.000 I'm legitimately want to beat the fuck out of you. 0.99
00:40:31.000 And I was like. 0.99
00:40:32.000 Oh.
00:40:33.000 Okay.
00:40:34.000 You're like.
00:40:35.000 Haha.
00:40:36.000 This is funny.
00:40:37.000 We're having fun.
00:40:38.000 And he's like.
00:40:39.000 No seriously.
00:40:40.000 When I see you. 0.99
00:40:41.000 I'm going to take your arms off of your body. 1.00
00:40:42.000 He was literally like.
00:40:43.000 It's on site.
00:40:44.000 He was like.
00:40:45.000 It's on site.
00:40:46.000 And I was like.
00:40:47.000 You know what though.
00:40:48.000 I feel like this energy is somewhat necessary.
00:40:49.000 We needed this injection of energy from Nephilim death squad. 1.00
00:40:50.000 Like this vibe that we're getting.
00:40:51.000 I don't.
00:40:52.000 I did not need the violent threats vibe.
00:40:53.000 Toes.
00:40:54.000 I didn't need it.
00:40:55.000 Even slightly.
00:40:56.000 It's not me.
00:40:57.000 It's.
00:40:58.000 It's Raven.
00:40:59.000 It's coming from Raven.
00:41:00.000 I blame him.
00:41:01.000 And I probably did.
00:41:02.000 I was.
00:41:03.000 I was sending people.
00:41:04.000 Like in the chat.
00:41:05.000 I was sending like things I could say.
00:41:06.000 Like I was like.
00:41:07.000 If I was going to be really mean.
00:41:09.000 He was really tough in the group chat.
00:41:11.000 I really was.
00:41:12.000 In the GC.
00:41:13.000 He was straight up Milo Yiannopoulos. 1.00
00:41:15.000 Fucking cat claws out. 1.00
00:41:16.000 Just like tearing this dude apart. 1.00
00:41:18.000 And then in public.
00:41:19.000 He was like.
00:41:20.000 My bad bro.
00:41:21.000 In public.
00:41:24.000 In public.
00:41:25.000 He was that guy.
00:41:26.000 In the GC.
00:41:27.000 He was.
00:41:28.000 I was.
00:41:30.000 I didn't stop.
00:41:31.000 I was like.
00:41:32.000 But this is for the boys.
00:41:33.000 I was like.
00:41:34.000 The boys can get this part of me.
00:41:35.000 The boys can get.
00:41:36.000 I was like.
00:41:37.000 I'm not.
00:41:38.000 I just don't want. 0.98
00:41:39.000 my ass beat when i was cold colon that was really you should have leaned into it be like yeah that's 0.99
00:41:44.360 right we'll fight and then on the show be like we're not fighting but then keep hampering up on 1.00
00:41:47.380 twitter like you're fighting just to fuck with them dude i mean i don't understand how you guys 0.99
00:41:51.060 don't play the game with these people it's retarded to if you're going to challenge me to a fight 1.00
00:41:55.560 online i know the best we're going to do is embarrass each other so i just start embarrassing 0.99
00:42:00.040 you right from there and i'll like say more shit like what are you going to do you're going to really 0.97
00:42:04.040 fight me it's it's it's hilarious and after a while they have to take economy of their life 0.99
00:42:09.260 what are you going to publish my address on the internet so that's my thought
00:42:13.440 who cares who cares me 0.99
00:42:17.020 that's what eyes get scared of that's why i don't fuck with crazy people because they'll do crazy 1.00
00:42:27.920 shit like that where they'll just be like here's hey here's your ip address and where you live and 0.99
00:42:31.640 i'm like oh fuck okay well no people would never do that on the internet no never no it's never 0.99
00:42:38.700 happened the grok personas are making more sense by the minute i agree i don't know listen i didn't 0.98
00:42:44.460 care even when i was like working for the mda i was like fucking dox me then i don't care what 0.98
00:42:48.960 are you gonna do call my job uh yeah well i don't know it's different now you got kids 0.91
00:42:54.160 yeah yeah that's you but you do live in florida and like really good laws for just 0.98
00:43:00.960 fucking laying fools out if they come almost he almost did do that i mean he told us the story 0.99
00:43:06.600 about that guy that was on his property that he almost smoked like fucking oh and just because he 1.00
00:43:11.120 was mexican just because he was there i don't even remember that i feel like we need a laney at it 0.97
00:43:16.020 right now did y'all did y'all by the way did y'all see this that basically everybody's in the u.s
00:43:20.220 social security numbers and who gives a fuck i was not gonna use it that's what i'm saying so if 0.88
00:43:25.200 everybody knows everybody's can we just stop using oh i love it i love it jose jose are you under the 0.52
00:43:30.240 impression that that the the seek the secret nature of your social security number is is actually how
00:43:37.140 you claim the the income when you retire i don't know who cares what does it matter no 0.98
00:43:41.880 it is how people can steal your identity jose's like steal my identity i don't give a fuck like 0.96
00:43:48.420 at least he's like he's like i was never on the internet anyways now that people have that code
00:43:52.920 they can get that money it's like no that's definitely not how it's gonna work he goes to
00:43:56.240 the atm and types in his not old enough he's like not there yet it's like come back in 2054
00:44:06.480 that's exactly how it works though jose don't tell anybody that's what my dad does every month 0.84
00:44:11.720 that'd be so crazy if that's actually how it works that's actually fucking that's a funny bit 0.76
00:44:17.280 hold on this number it'll come into use later all right all right run laney if you got it please 0.80
00:44:21.520 let's check it out
00:44:25.220 oh that's it i love it
00:44:28.900 that's actually best one yet
00:44:30.900 oh i like it
00:44:33.660 oh boy
00:44:36.020 ain't no rest of the wicked
00:44:37.260 dude that's a cell block movie
00:44:39.380 oh with vince vaughn that movie's great 0.99
00:44:42.780 and then save them i want to you know just have light pressure on my b-hole for fucking hours at a time 1.00
00:44:48.220 but when he like bends over with his boxers his dick just 1.00
00:44:51.560 and i'm like i cannot stop myself 1.00
00:44:54.640 but when you see that dick when you're sixth or seventh grade 1.00
00:45:00.840 i want to see it badly 1.00
00:45:01.800 and it made me so joyous
00:45:03.080 it's not rape unless she comes right 1.00
00:45:23.000 i'm not
00:45:31.160 they're just like you think he's hurt but you're like you know they want it 0.99
00:45:48.280 she's playing coin man she's just saying no so she doesn't feel like a slut 1.00
00:45:51.760 yeah basically 0.99
00:45:53.380 he said there ain't no rest for the wicked
00:45:56.020 money don't grow a chase
00:45:59.260 i got a field to pay i got a mouth to feed
00:46:02.600 there ain't nothing in the
00:46:04.020 oh no
00:46:04.880 oh no
00:46:05.380 oh no
00:46:06.380 oh my god
00:46:07.380 this is gonna come off of youtube
00:46:10.680 this video is hilarious 0.66
00:46:13.760 i think i could kill hillary clinton like that 1.00
00:46:19.520 he has better tips than that emily girl 1.00
00:46:31.480 that nigga looks similar when you have two dicks that somehow interacting with those two dicks is gay 1.00
00:46:35.960 unless it's with a d 1.00
00:46:36.680 like 0.97
00:46:37.160 no but i think it's the spirit of gay 1.00
00:46:38.880 is it double gay if you fuck a dude with your two dicks 1.00
00:46:44.280 or if you fuck a dude with four balls 1.00
00:46:47.040 oh i say oh this is actually perfect 1.00
00:46:51.680 if you fuck a dude and you've got two dicks 1.00
00:46:53.920 and you put both your dicks in a dude's keister 1.00
00:46:56.040 versus if you have four balls and you fuck a dude in the ass 1.00
00:46:58.660 you're obviously gay if you've got two dicks in a dude's ass 1.00
00:47:01.680 holy shit laney 1.00
00:47:20.640 oh my god 0.98
00:47:21.980 enjoy it because i am
00:47:23.040 i am the hardest
00:47:24.220 dude that was wild
00:47:27.760 i am hard after that
00:47:28.920 that was so good
00:47:30.040 by the way
00:47:30.460 by the way 0.96
00:47:30.880 i felt like i fucking totally crushed that debate 0.95
00:47:33.460 once i laid it out 0.99
00:47:34.620 it's like two dicks in a keister 0.99
00:47:35.960 see i was 0.99
00:47:37.540 but i'm still under the impression that 0.96
00:47:39.200 if you have twice the amount of cum 0.99
00:47:41.040 like i feel like cum 0.99
00:47:42.800 cum 1.00
00:47:43.500 cum is gayer than dick 1.00
00:47:45.720 you have no mechanism to deliver it brother 1.00
00:47:47.660 with one dick 1.00
00:47:49.160 yes you do 1.00
00:47:50.000 this was a question we asked on a 1.00
00:47:51.480 no there's not one dick it's two dicks or four balls 1.00
00:47:52.800 this is a question we asked on a live show 1.00
00:47:54.640 hold on hold on 1.00
00:47:55.460 for the cum's in the balls 1.00
00:47:56.720 yeah 1.00
00:47:57.380 would you drink the
00:47:58.580 like this is like sort of political with the tim walls and kamala harris and the horse cum 1.00
00:48:02.780 shit 1.00
00:48:03.060 but it's like would you drink horse cum 1.00
00:48:05.280 the entire load 0.98
00:48:06.620 and it's like i read that it's somewhere between a cup
00:48:08.600 that's a lot
00:48:09.020 it's a lot of protein right
00:48:10.580 a lot of calories
00:48:11.360 this is a cup
00:48:12.620 right that's 0.99
00:48:13.700 so a whole cup of horse cum 0.91
00:48:15.500 yeah it's more protein than a case of beer 0.94
00:48:17.420 yeah it'll increase your
00:48:19.100 all your attributes by 18 percent
00:48:21.080 it gets 18 percent
00:48:22.380 i would do it
00:48:22.880 yeah
00:48:23.080 stronger
00:48:23.740 i'd do it for less
00:48:24.540 why wouldn't i
00:48:25.380 why wouldn't i do it
00:48:26.480 hold on
00:48:27.520 hold on
00:48:28.180 i get 18 percent more racist
00:48:30.020 yeah dude
00:48:31.340 well smarter
00:48:32.020 yeah that's what i said
00:48:32.780 yeah okay
00:48:33.220 yeah yeah yeah
00:48:33.640 you're right
00:48:33.900 that's the intelligence attribute
00:48:36.740 like i don't know how many 18 points out of what
00:48:40.000 but
00:48:40.440 hold on hold on hold on 1.00
00:48:41.780 you can only expel 20 cc of semen within a five second interval per dick 1.00
00:48:46.040 is that like a truth thing 0.99
00:48:48.140 i feel like i don't know i feel like snoxeri knows what he's talking about
00:48:52.380 yeah 1.00
00:48:52.780 are you a dick doctor are you not even a dick doctor are you a dick researcher 1.00
00:48:57.480 but now what 1.00
00:48:58.420 are you in research and development
00:49:01.400 are you in
00:49:02.760 are you the ball variable 0.99
00:49:05.140 come on research and dick development 0.99
00:49:06.880 come on 0.99
00:49:07.660 i like it
00:49:08.280 i like it
00:49:09.080 oh man 1.00
00:49:11.160 fuck 1.00
00:49:11.960 r&d 1.00
00:49:12.460 a little bit of r&d
00:49:13.720 look i'll be honest 0.99
00:49:16.020 fuck your 18 percent increase to all attributes 0.99
00:49:19.320 like you give me one percent increase across the board to all of my attributes 1.00
00:49:23.300 i'm fucking eating massive loads 0.97
00:49:25.800 oh hold on is it one percent every time 0.99
00:49:28.580 so every drinking
00:49:29.780 just drinking
00:49:31.060 it's like a rare candy but it's horse gum 1.00
00:49:33.440 dude i'd be creaming my coffee with that shit 0.99
00:49:35.960 yeah what's the name of that movie where homeboy does that 1.00
00:49:39.140 oh you're talking about um
00:49:41.080 he takes the pill
00:49:42.020 it's not yeah it's uh limitless
00:49:43.440 limitless
00:49:44.060 limitless
00:49:44.700 with bradley cooper
00:49:45.500 i'd be like bradley cooper but i would get i would od on horse jizz
00:49:49.400 because because here's the thing here's the thing he drank the blood
00:49:52.580 he drank the blood that dude's blood to get the uh 0.58
00:49:55.300 the fix you remember that i'd be doing that too 0.71
00:49:58.320 yeah so like if i heard that someone had horse cum in their blood 0.98
00:50:02.240 i'd start drinking their blood 0.99
00:50:03.660 you know what else you could do with horse cum 0.97
00:50:05.120 nado shave co
00:50:07.040 that's an atrocious
00:50:11.900 i want to hear this 0.99
00:50:14.200 i use i use the horse cum as shaving cream what are you talking about 1.00
00:50:17.140 if you get enough if you get enough horse cum 0.99
00:50:19.240 you could really get some nice lather 0.97
00:50:21.240 and nado now has soaps
00:50:23.340 this nigga's selling soaps out there too 0.97
00:50:25.360 to put on your face 0.98
00:50:26.500 the soaps are 0.99
00:50:27.360 they're made of horse cum 0.99
00:50:28.580 they're made of jews 1.00
00:50:29.600 there's two 0.98
00:50:30.340 there's horse cum and there's jew 1.00
00:50:31.460 so 1.00
00:50:32.020 can i get jewish horse cum 0.99
00:50:35.260 you're working on horse cum jew 1.00
00:50:36.220 but they kind of cancel each other out 0.76
00:50:38.260 so
00:50:38.640 yeah i mean imagine the stink 1.00
00:50:41.080 that the jew would add to the horse cum 1.00
00:50:43.040 i think honestly i feel like the better
00:50:48.180 all right no i i'm doing hypotheticals
00:50:49.980 we gotta stick to the ad here
00:50:51.180 uh n-a-d-e-a-u shaveco.com
00:50:54.060 promo code tower gang for 15% off
00:50:55.840 it is a family owned american made company
00:50:58.140 single blade razor
00:50:59.200 they got a bunch of different products
00:51:00.420 that they're just spinning out now
00:51:01.820 if you love tower gang
00:51:03.000 and you want to support our show
00:51:04.000 support a great uh american made
00:51:06.320 homegrown company like nado shaveco.com
00:51:09.980 also by the way so the the actual
00:51:12.520 so the jew 0.98
00:51:13.440 the the jew soap he made is actually 0.87
00:51:16.540 like he uses the nado razors 0.68
00:51:18.580 to cut off the uh to circumcise children 1.00
00:51:21.940 and he uses the the the um 0.85
00:51:24.500 foreskin
00:51:25.100 the foreskin to make the the jew soap 1.00
00:51:27.800 so okay so this is this is a 0.98
00:51:29.400 wouldn't that be a gentile soap 0.80
00:51:30.500 no jews were actually harmed in the making of this soap
00:51:32.680 is what you're saying
00:51:33.660 just a just a little bit of them
00:51:34.860 just a tip
00:51:35.420 yeah
00:51:35.860 just a tip
00:51:36.640 but it's it's great
00:51:38.200 he had wooden doors on the factory
00:51:39.700 it is it is great for your skin
00:51:41.660 ethically sourced jew soap
00:51:42.840 and you're supposed to use the soap
00:51:44.660 in a shower of zyklon p
00:51:46.440 ethically sourced jew soap
00:51:48.840 that's a good anti-semitic joke
00:51:50.640 and i feel like i did not get enough credit for it
00:51:52.440 ethically sourced jew soap
00:51:53.400 would that be like
00:51:54.020 would cloning would cloning a jew 0.96
00:51:55.980 be ethically sourcing them
00:51:57.460 if we just had a couple jews
00:51:58.660 and just kept cloning them
00:51:59.960 and then made them into soap
00:52:01.080 do you think they can get even more 0.99
00:52:02.420 fucked up than that 0.99
00:52:03.640 like you know how they already look 0.93
00:52:05.040 and then you're using the same template
00:52:06.880 to re-clone them over and over again
00:52:08.740 it's just like a copy
00:52:09.880 you're just degree to degree
00:52:10.880 I'm pretty sure that's actually how they're made
00:52:12.200 that's kind of what incest is
00:52:13.940 if you think about it
00:52:14.980 it is what incest is 0.99
00:52:17.380 yeah cloning is just fast incest 0.99
00:52:19.600 okay so there's a guy
00:52:21.600 I think it's slow incest
00:52:23.700 cloning is fast incest 0.73
00:52:25.480 I think it's slow incest 0.50
00:52:26.940 cloning with a banger
00:52:27.940 I mean it's basically copy paste
00:52:29.760 for both scenarios
00:52:31.540 or it's fast
00:52:32.320 I guess it's fast
00:52:33.440 I don't know
00:52:33.800 anyways alright
00:52:34.420 so the better hypothetical
00:52:35.240 I didn't want to disrespect 0.95
00:52:36.380 and deal with my nonsense 0.87
00:52:37.580 but the better hypothetical 0.99
00:52:38.600 horse cum versus shoot flesh 0.99
00:52:39.360 to get a few percent 0.96
00:52:40.680 across all attributes 0.98
00:52:41.960 everyone's fucking just swallowing 1.00
00:52:43.640 like literally an olympic pool of cum 1.00
00:52:46.780 that's how much horse cum 1.00
00:52:47.780 I would fucking do 1.00
00:52:48.180 I'm drinking loads of horse cum 1.00
00:52:50.180 you have no idea how powerful I'd become 0.95
00:52:51.400 if I was 18% better across the board 0.97
00:52:52.800 it'd be fucking insane 0.95
00:52:53.480 so I think the better question is 0.88
00:52:55.000 if it's your dad's loads
00:52:56.880 then are you doing it 1.00
00:52:58.880 because that fucking is a 1.00
00:53:00.240 for an 18% yes 1.00
00:53:01.520 okay
00:53:03.000 and it's a cup
00:53:04.120 so it's a little bit
00:53:05.460 so that stuff on the bottom is old 0.97
00:53:06.740 it's like a year of your dad's just fucking 0.98
00:53:09.980 oh I guess if your dad is old 0.99
00:53:11.960 like your dad
00:53:12.820 yeah but Clint
00:53:14.080 you are what you eat
00:53:15.280 I don't know
00:53:17.680 you're your father
00:53:18.860 you're made of 0.85
00:53:21.500 you're partially made of it
00:53:22.900 is it like a deep spiritual point
00:53:24.720 actually no it's not
00:53:24.740 because it's
00:53:25.340 it's a deep spiritual point
00:53:26.700 mailbag Mark Vestibule
00:53:27.500 I want to hear from Mark Vestibule
00:53:28.780 all right
00:53:29.200 oh real quick
00:53:31.520 real quick
00:53:31.820 before we get to that
00:53:32.640 Elizabeth and I actually did have 0.99
00:53:34.980 a unit of fuck 0.99
00:53:35.960 like argument 1.00
00:53:38.940 oh yeah
00:53:39.200 yeah yeah
00:53:39.880 legitimately had an argument 0.99
00:53:41.300 about unit of fuck 0.99
00:53:42.180 because I said 1.00
00:53:43.240 she said we had
00:53:44.300 hold that for after
00:53:45.400 we had sex 0.56
00:53:45.680 and you're like 0.64
00:53:46.240 no we didn't
00:53:46.900 okay I know where you're going
00:53:47.900 this could be a
00:53:49.080 that was actually
00:53:49.720 what was on my head
00:53:50.760 when I originally brought that up
00:53:52.380 did it happen to you as well
00:53:53.900 well I don't know
00:53:54.920 your specific scenario
00:53:55.780 but the idea is like
00:53:56.600 my wife's trying to be like 1.00
00:53:57.240 oh we totally fucked yesterday 0.99
00:53:58.340 or whatever 0.97
00:53:58.640 I'm like
00:53:58.820 no we didn't 0.99
00:53:59.460 we didn't fuck 1.00
00:53:59.920 because blah blah blah 0.99
00:54:00.840 no I'll tell you 1.00
00:54:01.780 that's a fuck 1.00
00:54:03.000 and you're like 1.00
00:54:03.380 then you're arguing 0.99
00:54:03.840 about what was a fuck 0.99
00:54:04.720 that is definitely 0.99
00:54:06.380 penthouse material
00:54:07.820 penthouse material
00:54:09.200 we wrote it in
00:54:09.900 perfect
00:54:10.260 if you want to know
00:54:11.320 what Liz and Cole fight about
00:54:13.160 probably everything 0.99
00:54:14.240 what do they consider a fuck 0.99
00:54:16.560 on the show here 1.00
00:54:18.040 we stick to
00:54:18.640 playboy material here
00:54:20.340 not penthouse
00:54:21.680 hey do you guys
00:54:22.480 do you guys watch
00:54:23.460 TV together
00:54:25.000 Cole
00:54:25.400 TV
00:54:26.700 yeah 1.00
00:54:27.400 like streaming shit 0.99
00:54:28.820 I mean yeah sometimes 0.99
00:54:30.480 mostly it's like
00:54:31.920 me playing college football
00:54:32.840 25 on my TV
00:54:34.200 while she's sitting
00:54:34.740 beside me
00:54:35.440 is she going to watch
00:54:37.420 something now
00:54:38.140 yeah she gets like
00:54:39.520 really
00:54:39.700 she's like
00:54:40.140 can we watch
00:54:40.720 and she's like
00:54:41.460 so I'll throw out a movie
00:54:42.420 and then I'll like
00:54:43.240 play it on my phone instead
00:54:44.380 you're like
00:54:44.600 you're watching me 1.00
00:54:45.220 get a fucking touchdown 1.00
00:54:46.200 right now bitch 1.00
00:54:47.160 wait 1.00
00:54:47.840 so you play video games
00:54:48.880 while she's watching a movie
00:54:50.160 uh on my phone
00:54:52.500 like so like
00:54:53.280 because you can stream
00:54:54.380 from your PS5
00:54:55.280 to your phone
00:54:56.040 like I will legitimately
00:54:57.460 wait you can do that
00:54:58.300 yeah 1.00
00:54:59.080 wait so I can fucking 0.99
00:55:00.900 play Apex Legends 0.99
00:55:02.000 on my phone
00:55:02.940 yes
00:55:03.680 from actually
00:55:04.900 from anywhere
00:55:05.440 from anywhere in the world
00:55:06.520 too
00:55:06.780 it'll turn on your
00:55:08.000 it'll turn on your PS5
00:55:10.000 like from like
00:55:11.160 I legitimately
00:55:11.820 I was like
00:55:12.440 Clint is never gonna stop
00:55:14.360 I had no idea
00:55:15.300 that this was possible
00:55:16.100 that's amazing
00:55:17.160 I 1.00
00:55:17.780 fuck you 1.00
00:55:23.400 perfect drop 1.00
00:55:24.600 fuck you 1.00
00:55:26.420 and you know 1.00
00:55:27.780 the funny part is
00:55:28.440 it should have been
00:55:29.180 making fun of me
00:55:29.980 but you know
00:55:31.060 it still made fun of you
00:55:31.820 no that was a legit
00:55:32.620 the more you know
00:55:33.200 because I didn't know
00:55:34.020 I didn't know
00:55:34.840 yeah
00:55:35.040 I can literally
00:55:36.600 turn on like
00:55:37.240 it'll turn it on
00:55:38.240 for you
00:55:38.660 like it is
00:55:39.200 it's literally
00:55:39.700 it turns on your
00:55:40.760 PlayStation
00:55:41.200 yeah
00:55:42.060 it'll turn it on
00:55:43.340 and it's like 1.00
00:55:43.960 this is the wildest shit 1.00
00:55:45.420 I've ever fucked 1.00
00:55:46.060 you can do everything 1.00
00:55:47.160 from your phone
00:55:47.820 it's also scary
00:55:49.060 because you can just
00:55:49.740 get hacked
00:55:50.280 and somebody can just 0.98
00:55:50.880 be fucking with your PS5 1.00
00:55:52.020 I will live in the pot 1.00
00:55:53.000 are the bugs like
00:55:55.720 really high in protein
00:55:56.520 and testosterone
00:55:57.120 because if they are
00:55:57.920 I mean like
00:55:58.340 that's basically
00:55:59.080 force comp
00:55:59.620 yeah
00:56:00.160 at the very least
00:56:01.140 Mark Vestibule asks
00:56:02.620 Mark Vestibule
00:56:04.620 what disability
00:56:06.260 is each member
00:56:07.120 of the gang
00:56:08.080 closest to having
00:56:09.320 well I already have
00:56:11.260 a bunch 0.98
00:56:11.700 Cole's retarded 1.00
00:56:12.640 I'm retarded 0.99
00:56:14.420 literally 0.99
00:56:15.520 top schizophrenic
00:56:18.560 Cole's autistic 0.84
00:56:19.760 and I'm stumped
00:56:20.980 on me and Clint
00:56:21.980 Clint has
00:56:24.080 I mean I have
00:56:24.620 brain damage
00:56:25.480 I have easily
00:56:26.080 breakable bones 1.00
00:56:27.060 I'm fucked 0.99
00:56:27.840 I'd say I actually 0.99
00:56:29.900 do have anxiety
00:56:30.700 so the thing
00:56:31.180 I'm closest to having
00:56:32.120 that I don't
00:56:32.900 is OCD
00:56:33.560 Jose has is
00:56:37.240 he's actually
00:56:38.520 a not a psychopath 0.99
00:56:39.840 he's a sociopath
00:56:40.740 like legitimately 0.99
00:56:41.560 I think he
00:56:42.060 like that's the closest
00:56:42.740 he like he's
00:56:43.520 like he doesn't
00:56:44.420 he can't
00:56:45.100 like connect
00:56:46.720 to other people
00:56:47.420 yeah why
00:56:48.520 I called it
00:56:52.460 I knew it
00:56:53.200 he legitimately
00:56:55.000 doesn't get it
00:56:55.500 he was just like
00:56:56.340 he was like
00:56:57.240 if they leak
00:56:59.020 my social security
00:57:00.580 number who cares
00:57:01.180 like that
00:57:01.620 it's not even
00:57:02.640 he's like
00:57:03.560 someone else is gonna
00:57:04.200 try and collect it
00:57:04.960 it's not gonna work
00:57:05.900 he has like
00:57:07.920 disassociated
00:57:08.660 from himself
00:57:09.540 like he literally
00:57:10.260 wait so
00:57:12.040 so we already
00:57:12.800 we already answered
00:57:13.540 like Cole
00:57:14.100 you're closest 1.00
00:57:14.660 to being retarded 0.99
00:57:15.260 right 0.90
00:57:15.500 yeah I guess so
00:57:16.840 yeah I mean
00:57:17.220 okay what about
00:57:17.820 I've got Noonans 1.00
00:57:19.740 Toad is autistic
00:57:20.880 and he also has Noonans
00:57:22.240 so what is he
00:57:22.720 the closest to
00:57:23.940 death
00:57:24.260 is death a disability
00:57:26.780 death is the ultimate
00:57:28.180 disability
00:57:28.860 yeah and you are
00:57:29.660 the closest I think
00:57:30.500 maybe hopefully 0.74
00:57:31.240 death is long term
00:57:32.400 disability
00:57:33.080 oh we need to make
00:57:34.340 a Toad horseman
00:57:35.440 of death shirt
00:57:36.300 honestly after doing
00:57:37.600 the show with Top
00:57:39.520 on Monday
00:57:40.000 doing two shows
00:57:40.760 back to back
00:57:41.240 with Top on Monday
00:57:41.920 I've never been
00:57:42.940 more confident
00:57:43.520 that I'm not even
00:57:44.400 sure he's the closest
00:57:45.240 he might actually
00:57:46.320 have schizophrenia
00:57:47.040 the way he talks
00:57:48.060 about like running
00:57:48.900 concepts through 1.00
00:57:50.200 his mind and shit 0.99
00:57:50.760 like that 0.99
00:57:51.060 like he actually
00:57:51.600 has additional
00:57:52.520 voices that are
00:57:53.240 thinking stuff
00:57:53.820 I'm pretty sure
00:57:55.040 he's like
00:57:55.460 he's like
00:57:56.040 they're helpful
00:57:56.440 he's really close
00:57:57.800 no I wish I had
00:57:59.260 I wish I had
00:58:00.020 more voices
00:58:00.620 so I could run
00:58:01.320 like if I had
00:58:01.960 two voices in my head
00:58:02.720 I'd run ideas by them
00:58:03.840 but instead what you
00:58:04.700 see is the first thing
00:58:05.640 that comes to my brain
00:58:06.880 but yeah I was
00:58:07.620 definitely trying to 0.99
00:58:08.660 fuck with Luke 1.00
00:58:09.640 and what's her name 1.00
00:58:10.640 and it was a lot
00:58:11.380 of fun
00:58:11.640 stuff
00:58:11.960 it was a lot
00:58:13.220 of fun
00:58:13.460 stuff
00:58:13.640 well I mean
00:58:16.460 I do tend to
00:58:18.840 notice the fact 0.99
00:58:19.520 that my tits 0.98
00:58:20.320 are more prominent 1.00
00:58:20.960 than my dick 0.99
00:58:21.580 this makes sense 1.00
00:58:22.560 by the way
00:58:23.480 you drink the 0.96
00:58:23.900 horse cum
00:58:24.200 18% more voices
00:58:25.440 that's an attribute
00:58:27.400 I would not want
00:58:28.140 to increase
00:58:29.340 you increase
00:58:30.440 even your bad
00:58:31.400 attributes 1.00
00:58:31.820 holy shit 0.99
00:58:32.440 so if I drink 1.00
00:58:32.940 the cum 1.00
00:58:33.260 I'd be dead 0.99
00:58:33.800 it's like
00:58:35.040 the Captain
00:58:36.460 America thing
00:58:37.440 where he was just
00:58:37.960 like it increases
00:58:38.700 all attributes
00:58:39.500 like both good
00:58:40.160 and bad
00:58:40.640 I'm absolutely
00:58:41.560 not going to
00:58:42.480 drink that 0.99
00:58:42.840 horse cum 1.00
00:58:43.260 then 0.91
00:58:43.480 yes it was
00:58:45.600 if somebody 0.99
00:58:47.420 fucking clipped 0.99
00:58:48.020 what he just 1.00
00:58:48.460 said
00:58:48.760 I didn't hear
00:58:49.500 what was it
00:58:51.180 no I'm
00:58:51.880 isolating you
00:58:52.700 and I'm
00:58:53.260 clipping that
00:58:53.700 and he says
00:58:54.000 I'm absolutely
00:58:54.760 not going to
00:58:55.340 drink that 0.99
00:58:55.700 horse cum 1.00
00:58:56.260 then
00:58:56.660 like it was
00:58:59.520 a thought process
00:59:00.800 by
00:59:01.140 Lenny will
00:59:01.580 handle it
00:59:01.960 we're fine
00:59:02.760 I thought it
00:59:04.740 was all
00:59:05.020 positive attributes
00:59:05.860 if it's also
00:59:06.480 going to up
00:59:07.060 my anxiety
00:59:07.740 and my
00:59:08.080 depression
00:59:08.540 and everything
00:59:09.100 else I deal
00:59:09.640 with 1.00
00:59:09.800 fuck that 1.00
00:59:10.440 other than 1.00
00:59:11.400 not being
00:59:11.820 able to get
00:59:12.120 drunk
00:59:12.380 what did
00:59:13.000 it make
00:59:13.580 worse for
00:59:14.020 Captain
00:59:14.260 America
00:59:14.580 no because
00:59:15.480 that was
00:59:15.720 the whole
00:59:15.980 point
00:59:16.260 was that
00:59:16.580 Captain
00:59:16.840 America
00:59:17.080 was like
00:59:17.720 the perfect
00:59:18.260 man
00:59:18.480 like he
00:59:18.900 he only
00:59:19.720 had good
00:59:20.140 attributes
00:59:20.640 oh I get
00:59:21.600 what you're
00:59:21.780 saying
00:59:22.000 yeah that's
00:59:22.800 why he was
00:59:23.160 just like
00:59:23.480 that's why
00:59:24.000 Red Skull
00:59:24.640 turned out
00:59:25.060 yes
00:59:25.500 yes exactly
00:59:26.820 yeah my
00:59:27.340 negative outweighs
00:59:28.220 my positive
00:59:28.820 so I can't
00:59:29.620 that's true
00:59:30.300 imagine Toad
00:59:32.720 gambling 18%
00:59:33.900 more
00:59:34.500 I'd be winning
00:59:37.080 18% more
00:59:38.140 this is actually
00:59:39.140 an ending
00:59:39.640 that has been
00:59:40.860 foretold for Toad
00:59:41.820 that he would
00:59:42.240 he would just
00:59:43.000 pound a bunch 0.99
00:59:43.620 of horse cum 0.99
00:59:44.180 and then his 0.98
00:59:45.080 attributes would
00:59:45.700 increase but it
00:59:46.280 would increase
00:59:46.680 the negative
00:59:47.040 ones and it 0.99
00:59:47.480 would kill him 0.99
00:59:47.860 and the last 1.00
00:59:48.520 thought he has
00:59:49.360 is just like 0.99
00:59:50.060 god his cum 0.99
00:59:51.000 tastes terrible 0.99
00:59:51.580 and then he's
00:59:51.980 dead 0.89
00:59:52.240 at least I died
00:59:54.020 doing what I
00:59:54.540 love
00:59:54.900 the tumor
00:59:56.000 that's pressing
00:59:56.580 on his brain
00:59:57.080 just keeps getting
00:59:57.680 larger and
00:59:58.280 larger
00:59:58.620 the tumor
01:00:01.220 is soaking up
01:00:02.020 all the horse 0.85
01:00:02.720 cum 0.98
01:00:02.980 it made me
01:00:04.300 more me
01:00:05.500 the tumor
01:00:07.300 turns into this
01:00:08.160 white horse
01:00:08.740 and just breaks
01:00:09.360 out of his
01:00:09.740 head
01:00:10.020 the elixir of
01:00:11.760 bestiality has
01:00:12.700 consequences
01:00:13.600 who wouldn't
01:00:14.720 know
01:00:15.120 that is
01:00:16.340 the elixir of
01:00:25.400 bestiality has
01:00:26.340 consequences
01:00:27.120 that is so 0.94
01:00:28.180 fucking funny 0.97
01:00:29.100 random esoteric 0.99
01:00:30.940 statement
01:00:31.280 but if you get
01:00:33.960 it because you
01:00:34.520 could dip or
01:00:35.140 like or just
01:00:36.020 quote tweet like
01:00:36.740 the um
01:00:37.460 I'm tweeting
01:00:38.080 that uh the
01:00:39.100 waltz the waltz
01:00:40.120 guy
01:00:40.260 I'm doing it
01:00:40.600 from tower
01:00:41.040 gang right now 1.00
01:00:41.620 bitch 1.00
01:00:41.980 quote tweet 0.94
01:00:42.600 anything that
01:00:43.260 has to do with
01:00:43.700 like that waltz
01:00:44.480 guy and the
01:00:45.540 horse cum and 0.98
01:00:46.240 then just say 0.98
01:00:46.980 like the elixir
01:00:47.800 of uh
01:00:48.320 bichette has
01:00:49.220 consequences
01:00:49.920 dude that waltz
01:00:51.060 guy if he's
01:00:51.720 drinking that much 0.98
01:00:52.320 horse cum he 0.99
01:00:52.900 must have some 0.98
01:00:53.340 really negative
01:00:54.220 attributes
01:00:54.880 do you
01:00:56.560 by the way
01:00:57.300 is that
01:00:57.700 so that's
01:00:58.740 is that true
01:00:59.340 and is also
01:00:59.920 is jd vance 1.00
01:01:00.700 fucking his 1.00
01:01:01.180 couch which 1.00
01:01:01.760 i feel like
01:01:02.260 that's just
01:01:02.820 like a normal
01:01:03.420 thing
01:01:03.740 neither of them
01:01:04.280 hasn't
01:01:05.920 or like
01:01:06.460 not necessarily
01:01:07.280 i mean i was
01:01:08.180 but like
01:01:08.980 i did the pillow
01:01:11.280 thing i tried
01:01:11.980 doing remember
01:01:12.320 doing trying to
01:01:12.760 do it as a
01:01:13.120 kid it didn't
01:01:13.460 really work
01:01:13.880 i was more
01:01:14.660 when in
01:01:16.720 rome
01:01:17.620 i needed
01:01:20.360 something was
01:01:20.900 more of like
01:01:21.460 the size of
01:01:22.260 like a body
01:01:23.260 i guess i
01:01:23.980 don't know
01:01:24.620 that sounded 0.93
01:01:27.200 fucking weird 0.97
01:01:28.080 that sounded 0.99
01:01:28.980 very weird
01:01:29.580 it just said
01:01:30.140 the only thing
01:01:31.240 i need something
01:01:31.660 the size of a
01:01:32.500 body to
01:01:33.140 satisfy my
01:01:34.640 urges
01:01:35.420 yeah basically
01:01:37.580 i grab
01:01:39.460 about the
01:01:40.160 right size
01:01:40.980 depends on how
01:01:43.140 big the ottoman
01:01:43.800 is
01:01:44.160 it's just so
01:01:45.820 funny that this
01:01:46.460 is like what
01:01:46.920 the like what
01:01:47.660 the smear campaigns
01:01:48.540 have become
01:01:49.120 it's just like
01:01:49.820 weird like
01:01:50.440 really weird
01:01:51.380 like go back
01:01:53.380 to like sarah
01:01:54.140 sarah palin
01:01:55.140 and sarah palin's
01:01:55.960 thing was like
01:01:56.660 oh she's just 0.92
01:01:57.480 kind of funny 1.00
01:01:58.340 and dumb 0.98
01:01:58.720 because she said 1.00
01:01:59.280 she could see
01:01:59.720 russia from her 0.92
01:02:00.260 house which
01:02:00.600 she didn't even 0.80
01:02:00.920 say it was
01:02:01.320 the snl
01:02:01.820 again but
01:02:02.180 they were
01:02:02.380 like she
01:02:02.820 said it
01:02:03.280 right and
01:02:04.060 then like but
01:02:04.520 now it's just
01:02:04.980 like he
01:02:05.600 drakes horse
01:02:06.460 cum
01:02:06.860 it really is
01:02:10.440 them going
01:02:10.780 back and forth
01:02:11.220 like look at 1.00
01:02:11.880 what a faggot 1.00
01:02:12.500 this guy 1.00
01:02:12.840 like jd vance
01:02:13.680 with like the 1.00
01:02:14.120 drag shit 0.99
01:02:14.800 that came out 1.00
01:02:15.500 too and it's
01:02:16.060 like yes 0.99
01:02:16.500 i'm fucking 0.99
01:02:17.120 the couch 1.00
01:02:17.660 we were we
01:02:20.440 were chilling
01:02:20.840 with elijah a
01:02:21.580 couple days ago
01:02:22.180 and he says
01:02:22.680 like he like
01:02:23.100 ghost writes
01:02:23.640 for the rnc 0.99
01:02:24.500 or some shit 0.98
01:02:24.980 i wouldn't be 1.00
01:02:25.480 surprised if the 1.00
01:02:26.100 horse cum shit 1.00
01:02:26.840 came from him 1.00
01:02:27.540 because it's
01:02:28.180 like that's the
01:02:29.060 way his brain
01:02:29.700 is thinking
01:02:30.200 it's gonna be
01:02:31.060 sick people like 0.99
01:02:31.860 that that are 1.00
01:02:32.240 making this shit 0.99
01:02:32.720 up i love it 0.99
01:02:33.360 dude i don't
01:02:33.900 think it's true
01:02:34.680 and it reached
01:02:35.220 like the highest
01:02:35.920 levels to the
01:02:36.680 point where like
01:02:37.200 elon is like
01:02:38.060 tweeting out tim
01:02:38.740 wallstreng's 0.99
01:02:39.400 horse cum
01:02:40.020 no it's obviously
01:02:41.100 not true
01:02:41.680 we've already
01:02:42.820 recapped this
01:02:43.400 this has been 0.99
01:02:43.820 a fucking thing 0.98
01:02:44.080 it is now 0.99
01:02:44.620 for decades
01:02:45.880 and decades
01:02:46.480 and decades
01:02:46.940 and it has
01:02:47.400 never been
01:02:47.900 true
01:02:49.040 i've tried
01:02:49.600 it's so hard
01:02:51.080 you cannot ever
01:02:52.140 get to a maximal
01:02:53.240 point of cum
01:02:54.380 intake that you
01:02:54.920 have to get your
01:02:55.460 stomach pumped
01:02:56.080 what senses
01:02:56.920 that even make
01:02:57.560 i don't know
01:02:58.160 it sounds like
01:02:58.660 a challenge
01:02:59.220 i've tried
01:03:00.080 but do you
01:03:01.140 think do you
01:03:01.520 think tim
01:03:01.880 walls because
01:03:02.340 he keeps
01:03:02.620 hearing this
01:03:03.080 over and
01:03:03.380 over again
01:03:03.800 is just
01:03:04.120 like maybe
01:03:05.640 i want to
01:03:06.020 see what
01:03:06.300 it's like
01:03:06.760 maybe he's
01:03:07.980 like maybe
01:03:08.260 he's like
01:03:08.620 did i actually 0.88
01:03:09.840 drink horse cum 0.76
01:03:10.700 like maybe 0.99
01:03:11.400 he's like
01:03:11.720 i you know
01:03:12.460 i forget
01:03:12.820 something i do
01:03:14.520 it's the mandela
01:03:15.120 it's the mandela
01:03:16.500 effect
01:03:16.740 this is
01:03:17.120 this is what
01:03:17.680 actually happened
01:03:18.360 he they said
01:03:19.560 he was practicing
01:03:20.200 an 8th century
01:03:21.160 chinese tradition
01:03:22.760 and i started
01:03:23.880 looking it up
01:03:24.380 because i'm like
01:03:24.740 maybe it's some 1.00
01:03:25.340 nephilim shit 1.00
01:03:25.900 so i started 0.99
01:03:26.360 looking up
01:03:26.720 it's called
01:03:27.020 huanjing bunau
01:03:28.600 it's a traditional
01:03:29.400 chinese daoish
01:03:30.940 tradition
01:03:31.380 it's returning
01:03:32.420 the semen essence
01:03:33.320 to replenish the
01:03:34.340 brain
01:03:34.720 so most people
01:03:36.060 do this by
01:03:36.700 semen retention
01:03:37.480 but there's
01:03:38.180 other methods
01:03:38.700 this is the
01:03:39.160 18% increase
01:03:40.300 thing
01:03:40.580 it's like
01:03:41.080 you're getting
01:03:42.500 smarter 0.99
01:03:42.880 wait semen
01:03:44.000 retention though
01:03:44.760 is just not 0.89
01:03:45.400 masturbating 0.98
01:03:46.300 right
01:03:46.540 it's not 0.59
01:03:47.340 masturbating 0.97
01:03:47.820 make your body
01:03:48.460 a closed
01:03:48.880 circuit
01:03:49.220 not
01:03:49.540 here's what
01:03:49.960 they think
01:03:50.440 they think
01:03:51.300 if you retain
01:03:52.280 a closed 0.99
01:03:52.560 circuit of cum 0.99
01:03:53.400 there you go 0.99
01:03:57.440 it's like
01:04:00.180 your body
01:04:01.040 doesn't know
01:04:01.480 how to get
01:04:01.840 the
01:04:02.000 it stores 0.98
01:04:03.400 the cum 0.63
01:04:03.800 it makes 0.98
01:04:04.300 the cum 1.00
01:04:04.680 in the balls 1.00
01:04:05.500 but it's like 0.99
01:04:06.080 it's gotta go
01:04:06.760 to your brain
01:04:07.320 and so
01:04:07.940 it has to be like
01:04:08.520 so if you just
01:04:09.340 swallow it
01:04:10.120 it'll get there
01:04:10.980 like you just 1.00
01:04:11.560 why are you so stupid 1.00
01:04:12.640 though 1.00
01:04:12.940 because they don't
01:04:15.360 swallow
01:04:15.800 facts
01:04:18.260 no think about
01:04:19.640 think about
01:04:19.960 I feel like
01:04:20.440 in the past
01:04:21.100 they used to swallow
01:04:21.900 and that's why
01:04:22.920 like they used to be
01:04:24.020 smarter
01:04:24.220 they do their role
01:04:24.820 yeah
01:04:25.200 and now they
01:04:27.220 stopped swallowing 0.99
01:04:28.020 bitches started 1.00
01:04:28.600 like 0.98
01:04:28.860 now they're just
01:04:29.660 hock to and
01:04:30.160 spitting on it
01:04:30.840 and then just 0.68
01:04:31.760 put it in their 1.00
01:04:32.320 ass or something 1.00
01:04:33.040 and totally 0.98
01:04:34.240 not making
01:04:34.680 their husbands 1.00
01:04:35.080 cum and shit 1.00
01:04:35.720 yeah it's retarded 1.00
01:04:36.860 she tried 0.79
01:04:40.880 gummy bears
01:04:41.480 at all
01:04:41.860 anyway listen
01:04:42.620 the point of 1.00
01:04:43.140 this shit 1.00
01:04:43.400 is that 1.00
01:04:43.780 this dude
01:04:44.240 really did
01:04:44.740 this
01:04:44.960 Clint
01:04:45.180 like
01:04:45.400 no he didn't
01:04:46.520 other techniques
01:04:47.500 of
01:04:47.780 hungja bunai
01:04:48.840 are
01:04:49.540 semen ingestion 0.97
01:04:50.840 this is what
01:04:51.580 it says
01:04:52.000 what they're
01:04:53.060 trying to do
01:04:53.520 is stop
01:04:54.040 they're trying
01:04:54.500 to stop 0.99
01:04:54.840 cumming 0.99
01:04:55.220 so that way
01:04:55.940 their kidneys
01:04:56.900 absorb semen 1.00
01:04:58.180 from their balls 1.00
01:04:58.840 they really think 0.99
01:04:59.540 that this is
01:04:59.980 what it is
01:05:00.340 then they said
01:05:01.280 let's just get it
01:05:02.220 in our stomach
01:05:02.760 so that they were 0.93
01:05:03.460 ingesting semen 0.80
01:05:04.380 it's not specific
01:05:05.200 on what type
01:05:05.780 wait so
01:05:06.120 pee is stored 0.99
01:05:06.880 in the balls 1.00
01:05:07.320 but semen 1.00
01:05:07.860 is stored
01:05:08.200 in the kidneys
01:05:08.580 the article says
01:05:09.360 Tim Wolves
01:05:10.100 had to have
01:05:10.600 his stomach pump
01:05:11.260 trying to do
01:05:12.220 this tradition
01:05:12.860 he was trying
01:05:13.840 to get smarter
01:05:14.780 what's in the point
01:05:16.040 whether it's
01:05:16.780 true or not
01:05:17.500 it's not stored
01:05:18.380 in the kidneys
01:05:18.880 your kidneys
01:05:20.120 clean out
01:05:21.120 your system
01:05:21.620 when you have 0.99
01:05:22.060 excess cum 0.56
01:05:22.720 you don't understand 0.99
01:05:23.540 anything about this
01:05:24.480 the only reason 0.99
01:05:25.380 to eat your own cum 1.00
01:05:26.100 is to hide 1.00
01:05:26.640 the evidence
01:05:27.200 yeah I do it
01:05:29.840 after every rape
01:05:30.560 whatever crime 0.82
01:05:33.260 you committed
01:05:33.700 just don't eat 1.00
01:05:34.420 your own cum 0.99
01:05:34.960 that would actually 1.00
01:05:35.900 be like you rape 1.00
01:05:36.840 a girl 1.00
01:05:37.260 and then you're 0.99
01:05:37.840 just like you nut in 0.99
01:05:38.520 her and you're 0.86
01:05:39.060 like gotta get it
01:05:39.820 out and just go
01:05:40.440 down on her 1.00
01:05:40.900 the gummy bear rapist 1.00
01:05:44.060 every girl he fucks 1.00
01:05:46.800 he then eats out 1.00
01:05:47.520 his own cum 0.99
01:05:48.120 with gummy bears 1.00
01:05:48.760 in his mouth
01:05:49.300 and the CSI
01:05:50.320 The gummy bear
01:05:50.460 is his calling card 1.00
01:05:51.620 like what is this shit 1.00
01:05:52.720 there's a bag 1.00
01:05:53.980 of empty Haribo
01:05:54.800 in the corner
01:05:55.500 and he's like 1.00
01:05:55.920 fucking gummy bear 1.00
01:05:57.040 rapist 1.00
01:05:58.260 back at it again 0.95
01:05:59.160 the gummy bear 0.99
01:06:00.200 rapist struck again 0.99
01:06:00.980 can you imagine
01:06:01.540 being cross examined
01:06:02.940 by some district attorney
01:06:04.160 and they're like
01:06:05.680 wait wait wait
01:06:06.440 so you thought
01:06:07.240 that if you were
01:06:08.180 down on her
01:06:08.860 and you ate 1.00
01:06:09.740 the cum 1.00
01:06:10.220 out of your victim 1.00
01:06:11.220 that you wouldn't
01:06:12.260 have got caught
01:06:12.820 that that wouldn't
01:06:13.420 have been picked up
01:06:14.200 in our desk
01:06:15.420 he's like
01:06:15.880 I would have
01:06:17.020 gotten caught
01:06:17.620 if it wasn't
01:06:18.100 for the gummy bears 0.99
01:06:19.020 damn it 0.99
01:06:20.240 shackalicious man 1.00
01:06:22.360 you look at
01:06:22.820 one of those gummies
01:06:24.060 it's just like 1.00
01:06:24.660 tell me how my pussy 1.00
01:06:25.760 tastes 1.00
01:06:26.080 here's a tweet
01:06:26.760 here's a tweet
01:06:27.320 for you
01:06:27.680 rape kits
01:06:28.240 don't work
01:06:28.700 if you eat her out
01:06:29.440 how about that
01:06:30.280 that is true
01:06:31.460 it's very confusing
01:06:32.560 right
01:06:32.900 they don't pick up
01:06:34.800 on the saliva
01:06:35.420 that's a
01:06:36.060 it's a brave tweet
01:06:37.580 listen
01:06:40.480 Cole's dealing
01:06:42.100 more knowledge
01:06:42.660 here
01:06:42.840 the more you know
01:06:43.480 how to beat
01:06:44.020 a rape kit
01:06:44.640 it is kind of smart 0.85
01:06:46.320 to go down on a girl 1.00
01:06:47.280 because then you have
01:06:48.140 like
01:06:49.020 plausible deniability
01:06:50.120 you have date rape 0.68
01:06:51.040 plausibility
01:06:51.860 no for real
01:06:53.420 he actually is right 1.00
01:06:54.800 if I would rape her 1.00
01:06:55.720 why to eat her out 1.00
01:06:56.600 disgusting 0.98
01:06:57.280 why do y'all hate 0.98
01:06:58.460 it's hiding an absurdity
01:07:00.480 you'd go so absurd
01:07:01.640 that are like
01:07:02.100 when they tell it back
01:07:02.860 you're like 1.00
01:07:03.080 what the fuck 1.00
01:07:04.080 who would get that 0.99
01:07:04.800 because imagine
01:07:05.340 imagine like the girl
01:07:06.540 the girl's talking
01:07:07.280 about the rape
01:07:07.720 and she was like
01:07:08.300 he held me down
01:07:09.440 and he hit me 1.00
01:07:10.460 and then he raped me 1.00
01:07:11.640 and then he ate me out 0.99
01:07:12.540 and they're like
01:07:12.860 okay hold on
01:07:13.780 you're in the back
01:07:18.300 your honor
01:07:19.980 your honor
01:07:20.420 I move to dismiss
01:07:21.860 and he's like
01:07:22.340 get out of here
01:07:23.020 you're good
01:07:23.640 can we run that back
01:07:24.840 she's like
01:07:25.180 yeah he hit me 1.00
01:07:26.080 and he stuck his penis in me 1.00
01:07:27.480 I didn't want him 1.00
01:07:28.200 and then
01:07:28.980 no after that
01:07:29.800 oh yeah he ate me out
01:07:30.900 it's like
01:07:31.360 I mean you already have
01:07:33.620 was it like
01:07:34.060 970 out of a thousand
01:07:36.240 like get off scot free
01:07:37.460 so it's like
01:07:38.040 if you go super absurd
01:07:39.500 like wear like a clown outfit 0.99
01:07:40.900 or some shit 0.99
01:07:41.480 like no one's gonna believe it 0.99
01:07:43.280 it's just making it so absurd
01:07:44.740 like you know
01:07:46.040 jump up break dance
01:07:46.980 in the middle
01:07:47.400 or something
01:07:47.900 you know
01:07:48.320 then he goes down on me 0.91
01:07:50.600 he throws on a clown nose 1.00
01:07:52.140 and then fucking does a back flip 1.00
01:07:53.420 out of the room 0.99
01:07:53.960 I'm like 1.00
01:07:54.400 what the fuck is this 0.99
01:07:55.640 and the cop's just like 1.00
01:07:56.920 look this bitch 1.00
01:07:57.880 is obviously out of her mind 1.00
01:07:59.140 dude the gummy bears
01:08:01.960 is pretty absurd
01:08:02.960 this is a brilliant bit
01:08:04.180 when Tower Gang
01:08:05.360 has it's own Netflix series
01:08:06.600 someone remind me
01:08:07.580 that we need to make this 1.00
01:08:08.480 fucking shit 1.00
01:08:08.800 dude the gummy bears 1.00
01:08:10.200 would be an absurd
01:08:10.880 part of the story too
01:08:11.800 it's just all
01:08:12.440 it's all coming together
01:08:13.600 oh my god
01:08:14.280 imagine we do a skit 0.96
01:08:15.300 like of a rape 1.00
01:08:16.200 but like doing 0.98
01:08:17.620 the most absurd rape possible 0.95
01:08:19.500 then her going to the cop 0.98
01:08:21.100 and then be like
01:08:21.700 what
01:08:22.480 it has to be
01:08:23.620 by the way
01:08:24.040 I did
01:08:24.460 you think I did that
01:08:25.960 it has to be a
01:08:27.040 hardcore
01:08:28.240 like rated M
01:08:30.200 rated A for adult
01:08:31.580 like version of rape 1.00
01:08:32.840 like really hardcore 0.97
01:08:33.800 but in the end
01:08:35.080 it goes through that whole thing
01:08:36.540 of like
01:08:36.920 he goes down on her
01:08:38.140 and she's like
01:08:38.440 stop stop
01:08:39.120 and then he goes
01:08:39.680 with the cops
01:08:40.540 and in the end
01:08:41.380 we just laugh
01:08:41.980 but it's like
01:08:43.060 really bad
01:08:44.080 like it's really graphic
01:08:45.520 like the one in
01:08:48.080 is it the Sopranos
01:08:51.060 that has the really bad
01:08:51.720 rape scene 0.84
01:08:52.420 yes it is
01:08:56.200 the Sopranos
01:08:56.760 because it was
01:08:57.280 the therapist
01:08:57.820 on the stairs 0.99
01:08:59.140 the rapist 0.98
01:09:01.540 I didn't watch that
01:09:02.640 I don't think
01:09:03.660 the rapist
01:09:05.700 gets raped 1.00
01:09:06.360 whoa 0.99
01:09:06.840 it's odd
01:09:07.740 that a guy 0.94
01:09:08.360 could get raped 1.00
01:09:09.020 from fellatio 1.00
01:09:09.880 right 0.81
01:09:10.200 like if
01:09:10.560 like a dude 1.00
01:09:11.360 could suck your dick 1.00
01:09:12.240 and you not want it 1.00
01:09:13.240 and it would be horrifying 0.77
01:09:14.460 but it still could be rape 0.92
01:09:15.620 you can't eat a girl out 1.00
01:09:17.220 as rape 0.86
01:09:18.220 that's not like
01:09:19.420 it's just not a thing 1.00
01:09:20.920 or eat her ass 1.00
01:09:22.160 like if you ate her ass 1.00
01:09:23.420 if you raped a girl 1.00
01:09:25.220 and then ate her ass 1.00
01:09:26.260 I don't think legally 1.00
01:09:28.580 you can get in trouble
01:09:29.600 for going down on a girl
01:09:30.540 if she doesn't want it
01:09:31.740 like legally
01:09:33.280 I think it's okay
01:09:34.160 yeah there's no penetration
01:09:36.000 I'm just gonna be in public
01:09:36.960 just going up to women 1.00
01:09:37.880 like
01:09:38.040 what you gonna do about it
01:09:42.420 who you gonna call
01:09:45.020 ghostbusters 0.99
01:09:46.920 who the fuck's gonna believe this 1.00
01:09:48.200 toad 1.00
01:09:51.960 you should try that
01:09:52.760 you should try that
01:09:53.580 see if it's criminal or not
01:09:55.040 let us know
01:09:56.320 toad
01:09:56.540 fans
01:09:57.000 try it out
01:09:57.760 let us know 0.98
01:09:58.360 I got centrally raped 1.00
01:09:59.260 by a fan chick 0.99
01:09:59.900 and y'all saved me
01:10:00.600 we did
01:10:01.180 I remember it
01:10:01.580 but it sounds alright
01:10:02.220 yeah
01:10:02.440 yeah you do
01:10:03.200 I remember that
01:10:03.960 and look
01:10:04.760 now he's got a different PFP 1.00
01:10:06.000 because I roasted his ass so hard 1.00
01:10:07.580 you're not a victim Tim 1.00
01:10:09.020 no you won't
01:10:10.040 grow up 0.99
01:10:10.180 grow the fuck up Tim 0.99
01:10:11.440 wait Tim 0.99
01:10:12.260 is this a guy
01:10:12.800 I'm high five you Tim 1.00
01:10:14.440 you got some fat pussy 1.00
01:10:15.720 come on 1.00
01:10:16.340 is Tim the dude that got his asshole blown out 1.00
01:10:18.280 when his friend was shitting in his own asshole 1.00
01:10:20.120 what 1.00
01:10:20.920 I don't remember
01:10:22.840 that was me
01:10:23.740 that was a mailbag
01:10:24.820 Tim lived a hell of a life
01:10:26.180 we'll do a mailbag
01:10:27.480 yeah do some mailbag
01:10:28.980 alright
01:10:29.300 Tyler
01:10:30.160 the other one
01:10:31.400 not our producer
01:10:32.180 would you rather
01:10:32.840 passionately and publicly 1.00
01:10:34.220 take Chase Oliver up the ass 0.99
01:10:36.240 and lose betting privileges for a year 1.00
01:10:38.960 or stroke out at a Celtics game
01:10:41.160 okay this is foretoed only
01:10:43.400 are you kidding me 1.00
01:10:46.280 fuck this 1.00
01:10:46.760 throw it out 1.00
01:10:47.580 take the stroke
01:10:48.940 it's already happened to me once
01:10:50.260 man
01:10:50.980 if you have another stroke 1.00
01:10:52.260 you'll die 1.00
01:10:52.780 I get the sympathy card 1.00
01:10:54.060 I'd rather die 0.99
01:10:54.540 you actually might become 1.00
01:10:56.140 like legitimately retarded 1.00
01:10:57.740 I'd rather die 0.99
01:10:58.860 than 0.95
01:10:59.200 another stroke
01:11:01.020 he becomes Leon
01:11:01.900 he would
01:11:04.840 he would become Leon
01:11:05.900 wouldn't it be dope
01:11:06.560 if strokes were just like
01:11:08.760 personality resets
01:11:09.740 but sometimes
01:11:10.480 it makes you way better
01:11:11.620 so like
01:11:12.400 it's a roll of the dice
01:11:13.440 yeah sometimes
01:11:14.180 half your face is droopy
01:11:15.680 and your life's ruined
01:11:16.540 the other times though 1.00
01:11:17.740 you're fucking now 0.99
01:11:19.060 mine made me way worse 1.00
01:11:20.300 you roll a toad
01:11:21.440 you roll a Leon
01:11:22.340 I lost all the Boston Riz 1.00
01:11:24.960 that you saw in the valedictorian speech 0.88
01:11:26.440 my stroke fucked me up pretty bad 0.95
01:11:28.000 I feel like 0.98
01:11:28.820 if you were living a bad life
01:11:31.100 if you were like 1.00
01:11:31.580 my life sucks 1.00
01:11:32.260 I would roll the dice 1.00
01:11:33.620 on a stroke
01:11:34.180 if it did that 1.00
01:11:35.980 another fucking bit 0.99
01:11:37.460 for Tower Gang 1.00
01:11:38.420 when it's on Netflix
01:11:39.040 Schrodinger's stroke
01:11:40.580 you don't know
01:11:42.380 you don't know what you get
01:11:43.180 but it's like
01:11:43.580 it's honestly
01:11:44.200 it's kind of like a
01:11:45.020 like a parody of Black Mirror
01:11:46.300 I don't know
01:11:46.860 that's what I was thinking
01:11:47.760 it's kind of like
01:11:48.560 here's the concept of this episode
01:11:50.200 somebody's having a really bad time
01:11:51.960 and then we come down
01:11:52.800 as like the angels
01:11:53.600 on their shoulders
01:11:54.360 and then we present them
01:11:55.740 the option
01:11:56.740 the angel and the devil
01:11:58.080 yeah
01:11:58.360 or 1.00
01:11:59.480 you could fucking have this stroke 1.00
01:12:01.640 and roll the dice 1.00
01:12:02.640 and we do that
01:12:03.920 to like three people 0.99
01:12:04.680 and they fucking 0.99
01:12:05.280 roll the dice 1.00
01:12:06.200 and we see what they look like
01:12:07.180 it's very tempting
01:12:08.120 get Daniel Day-Lewis
01:12:09.540 or somebody
01:12:09.920 you can really swap up
01:12:10.820 their acting
01:12:11.240 and by the way
01:12:11.940 we're also
01:12:12.620 we're also all demons
01:12:13.840 and we
01:12:14.440 you just actually
01:12:15.180 just have a stroke
01:12:15.880 and die 1.00
01:12:16.360 like no one 0.85
01:12:17.460 no one actually changes
01:12:18.600 they just either
01:12:19.180 become like
01:12:19.820 debilitated
01:12:20.860 or like
01:12:21.520 it's like
01:12:21.900 it's like being halfway
01:12:22.860 through some
01:12:23.700 like very elaborate
01:12:24.920 RPG video game
01:12:26.200 and then going to
01:12:26.860 the create a character screen
01:12:28.060 and like totally 0.99
01:12:28.680 changing your shit around 0.99
01:12:29.560 like you're 1.00
01:12:30.180 you're a fucking lunatic 1.00
01:12:31.720 if you do that 1.00
01:12:32.500 yeah
01:12:34.700 next question
01:12:36.800 I just wanted to make
01:12:37.980 that declaratory statement
01:12:38.920 for no reason at all
01:12:40.020 but I think you are 1.00
01:12:40.920 genuinely psychopathic 0.97
01:12:42.240 if you are halfway
01:12:43.120 through a video game
01:12:43.800 and you change
01:12:44.420 your name
01:12:44.960 and your characteristics 1.00
01:12:45.600 like you're a piece of shit 1.00
01:12:46.900 and I don't want to be 1.00
01:12:47.620 your friend at that point
01:12:48.460 yeah but
01:12:49.400 Cole was only valedictorian
01:12:50.860 of five
01:12:51.620 at least I was
01:12:53.500 of 339
01:12:55.080 I don't know
01:12:55.900 I don't know
01:12:56.200 if that's better or worse
01:12:57.180 I gotta read the second sentence
01:12:58.180 of what Josie said
01:12:58.880 sometimes when I'm feeling retired
01:13:01.140 I remember the two-fifths
01:13:01.920 of Tower Gang
01:13:02.380 were valedictorians
01:13:03.220 and then I feel more retired
01:13:04.280 she's still lower than us 0.98
01:13:07.640 well
01:13:09.240 she's a woman
01:13:10.100 by dane of her creation
01:13:12.640 oh I like this
01:13:14.640 angel and the devil
01:13:15.320 are just black and white coal
01:13:16.360 like that's just
01:13:17.140 like the angel
01:13:17.700 is the fat white coal
01:13:18.720 and then
01:13:19.240 that's what I said
01:13:20.180 you're stealing my jokes
01:13:21.160 no you did not say that
01:13:23.080 I absolutely did
01:13:24.080 that is not
01:13:24.780 dude you had a stroke
01:13:26.400 brother
01:13:26.720 you had a stroke
01:13:27.300 you don't remember things
01:13:28.260 did he say it
01:13:30.460 yeah
01:13:31.040 I don't remember
01:13:31.500 go back
01:13:32.340 roll the tape
01:13:33.020 I don't
01:13:33.420 I don't hear like
01:13:34.000 invalidatorious
01:13:35.600 anyway listen
01:13:37.580 before the next mailbag
01:13:38.560 go to the bottom right hand corner
01:13:40.820 scan that
01:13:41.400 join the Tower Club
01:13:42.340 this is a new thing
01:13:43.160 that t-shirt
01:13:43.780 I'm gonna be making
01:13:45.120 for like $15
01:13:46.020 for members of the Tower Club
01:13:47.340 I want this on everybody 0.99
01:13:48.320 I want people to fucking 1.00
01:13:49.260 walk around with this shit 1.00
01:13:50.220 and when people see you 1.00
01:13:51.240 in the street
01:13:51.660 they go
01:13:52.020 what is it
01:13:52.980 and then actually
01:13:54.260 it's not
01:13:54.520 you should probably
01:13:55.080 tell them what it is 0.70
01:13:55.920 I give some racist people money 0.86
01:13:57.700 yeah 0.73
01:13:58.900 I give them at least $5
01:14:01.120 I'm a member to the most racist podcast
01:14:03.620 in America 0.90
01:14:04.420 and I mean it 0.99
01:14:07.480 damn it 0.97
01:14:07.860 that's such a fun thing 0.99
01:14:08.940 to be able to say
01:14:09.640 to your friends and family
01:14:10.680 I was just talking
01:14:11.800 because of all the Milo
01:14:13.240 and Nick Quintus stuff
01:14:14.500 are groipers 1.00
01:14:15.980 because it's kind of
01:14:16.960 with the most racist podcast
01:14:18.240 are groipers 1.00
01:14:19.020 are they a bigger
01:14:21.580 cultural influence
01:14:22.420 than we realize
01:14:23.160 and so that we have
01:14:23.940 a bigger potential audience
01:14:26.160 out there
01:14:26.700 yeah
01:14:27.340 you think we're in the 1.00
01:14:28.580 fucking lane of groipers 1.00
01:14:29.940 no not of groipers 1.00
01:14:32.040 but they would watch it
01:14:32.940 because they're already
01:14:33.720 they literally are racist
01:14:35.340 yeah
01:14:36.360 I think
01:14:36.780 I'm too brown
01:14:38.480 but they're not funny
01:14:39.780 yeah
01:14:40.500 I think they would be pissed
01:14:41.500 that we're joking
01:14:42.260 most of the time
01:14:43.440 oh
01:14:43.940 that makes sense
01:14:44.840 yeah
01:14:45.180 they're like
01:14:46.000 be serious about it
01:14:47.180 they rarely hate them
01:14:48.600 they're like
01:14:49.000 I like half of what you say
01:14:50.260 but then when you laugh 0.99
01:14:51.080 I fucking hate it 0.99
01:14:51.980 I think we leave it 0.99
01:14:52.920 ambiguous enough
01:14:53.640 to where you don't know
01:14:54.360 if we mean it or not
01:14:55.100 usually
01:14:55.420 I didn't believe you 0.96
01:14:57.000 when you just said nigger 0.67
01:14:57.980 you didn't say it 0.95
01:15:01.440 from the heart
01:15:01.940 like you're talking
01:15:03.020 about race and IQ 1.00
01:15:03.720 but like you're fucking 1.00
01:15:04.480 you seem to think 1.00
01:15:05.860 it's kind of cool
01:15:06.600 and that's not
01:15:07.400 that's not true
01:15:08.360 alright next
01:15:10.360 I don't know
01:15:10.660 if they're our audience
01:15:11.740 maybe in five years
01:15:12.980 when they all 0.99
01:15:13.480 fucking get over 0.99
01:15:14.240 20 years old 0.99
01:15:15.000 can we
01:15:15.560 can we just
01:15:16.160 just briefly
01:15:18.000 I mean 0.97
01:15:18.520 it is fucking bizarre 0.98
01:15:19.900 that Fuentes 0.99
01:15:21.360 is on
01:15:22.040 whatever it's called
01:15:24.040 loudspeaker
01:15:24.580 saying
01:15:24.960 yeah we're gonna
01:15:26.080 we can't be stopped
01:15:27.240 we're going to the capital 1.00
01:15:28.060 fucking walk past the cops 1.00
01:15:30.100 you can't stop us 1.00
01:15:30.840 and then like
01:15:31.280 and he's all good
01:15:32.580 he's all good
01:15:34.080 seems pretty wild to me
01:15:35.060 but they also
01:15:35.920 the feds do fed jacket
01:15:37.160 people too 0.99
01:15:37.700 where they do shit like that 0.96
01:15:38.960 knowing everyone's gonna be like 0.99
01:15:39.920 look at this fed
01:15:40.820 so it's kind of like
01:15:41.700 the argument that I saw
01:15:42.680 is that he's too public
01:15:43.980 a figure
01:15:44.520 and that
01:15:45.220 it would have been too
01:15:46.200 like notice
01:15:47.080 like there would have been
01:15:47.740 too much outrage 0.99
01:15:48.280 I mean that's some shit 0.99
01:15:48.380 I would do 0.99
01:15:48.940 if I was 1.00
01:15:49.480 that's some bullshit 0.98
01:15:50.940 because they took down 1.00
01:15:51.680 Alex Jones pretty easily
01:15:53.000 and he was
01:15:53.400 more public
01:15:54.700 more well known
01:15:55.520 than Nick Fuentes is
01:15:56.820 yeah
01:15:57.060 they're trying to
01:15:57.600 take down Trump
01:15:58.400 they tried to assassinate 0.74
01:16:00.180 Trump
01:16:00.600 if you actually
01:16:01.960 fear the Gropers 1.00
01:16:02.900 which they pretend
01:16:03.620 that they do
01:16:04.120 well then you put him
01:16:05.280 in prison for 20 years
01:16:06.500 oh Nick
01:16:08.760 oh
01:16:09.060 or you let him go
01:16:10.800 that way everyone
01:16:11.560 starts thinking
01:16:12.120 he's a fed
01:16:12.680 and then you can
01:16:13.200 spread that discord
01:16:14.000 and just watch it
01:16:15.260 and go
01:16:15.700 Nick would love
01:16:16.760 prison
01:16:17.220 come on man
01:16:18.020 he'd be the prison twink
01:16:19.200 he'd love that
01:16:19.700 the feds technically
01:16:20.220 play both sides
01:16:20.960 so they always win
01:16:21.660 that's kind of like
01:16:22.360 what I'm hearing
01:16:22.800 that's the hard thing
01:16:24.740 is like it makes it
01:16:25.440 really hard to read 1.00
01:16:26.100 this shit 0.99
01:16:26.480 because I don't 1.00
01:16:26.980 I don't want to like
01:16:27.780 if he's not a fed
01:16:28.940 I don't want to be
01:16:29.540 well for the record
01:16:30.700 it'd be really funny
01:16:31.360 because if Milo's a fed
01:16:32.520 I'm saying it
01:16:33.020 it seems like he may have
01:16:33.960 may have you know
01:16:35.580 turned state's evidence 0.99
01:16:36.400 to keep his ass out of prison 0.99
01:16:38.120 it's just weird 0.99
01:16:39.020 that he would get
01:16:39.480 no sentencing
01:16:40.200 like that's one of the
01:16:40.920 more egregious
01:16:41.680 you know things
01:16:42.600 I've seen
01:16:43.060 I think all the people
01:16:43.820 at the high levels
01:16:44.920 that we see on Twitter
01:16:45.820 are probably feds
01:16:46.740 is what it is
01:16:48.540 so anyone like
01:16:49.440 over like 200,000
01:16:50.700 Dave Smith
01:16:51.620 probably fed
01:16:52.280 Josie
01:16:53.240 probably fed
01:16:54.000 Josie's a fed
01:16:54.660 yeah
01:16:55.020 probably fed
01:16:55.700 I don't know
01:16:56.060 well fed
01:16:56.660 you think I'm a fed
01:16:57.740 just because I'm at
01:16:58.640 170,000
01:16:59.160 you're like over 100k
01:17:00.140 like yeah
01:17:00.880 I mean you've at least
01:17:01.860 been approached
01:17:02.500 I don't know
01:17:02.920 you're playing coy
01:17:03.500 right now I guess
01:17:04.380 like
01:17:04.680 yeah I feel like
01:17:05.880 once you're over
01:17:06.460 like 200k
01:17:07.440 the FBI's like
01:17:08.480 hey
01:17:08.760 been seeing your growth
01:17:10.760 lately
01:17:11.160 about time we
01:17:13.720 bring you into the fold
01:17:14.680 yeah
01:17:15.080 they'll say the same thing
01:17:16.700 you know 0.99
01:17:16.940 you ever been to a piss orgy 0.95
01:17:19.120 hey 0.83
01:17:21.700 you know
01:17:22.560 you know how they
01:17:23.200 shut down Epstein Island
01:17:24.280 yeah it ain't shut down
01:17:25.640 and we're taking you there
01:17:26.360 this weekend
01:17:26.780 it's like literally
01:17:28.780 the next island over
01:17:29.780 we just moved
01:17:32.540 one island
01:17:33.120 like there's so many islands
01:17:34.380 also here's something for you
01:17:35.800 we don't allow Luke in
01:17:36.940 how about that
01:17:37.480 you like that
01:17:38.080 yeah I don't think
01:17:40.020 Luke is a fed
01:17:40.680 what
01:17:41.860 he's got 600,000
01:17:43.740 I don't think he's a fed
01:17:44.960 I wouldn't be surprised
01:17:46.260 but I don't know
01:17:46.960 I don't think so
01:17:47.600 why don't we just have
01:17:48.460 like our own
01:17:49.160 like island
01:17:50.260 like that
01:17:50.640 like Little St. James
01:17:51.580 where it's just for tower games
01:17:52.560 Rape-a-palooza 1.00
01:17:53.480 that would
01:17:54.680 that would
01:17:55.340 that would be
01:17:55.960 really
01:17:56.640 really
01:17:57.440 little St. Rape-a-palooza
01:17:58.600 I don't
01:17:59.280 I don't like this
01:18:00.540 I had a really good idea
01:18:01.780 that'd be really misleading
01:18:02.940 to the federal agents
01:18:03.800 that watch the show
01:18:04.700 they'd be like
01:18:05.100 yo I had a good idea 0.99
01:18:05.880 for a fucking 0.99
01:18:06.800 Rape-a-palooza 1.00
01:18:09.060 for
01:18:09.340 Bohemian Grove
01:18:11.420 we have to have a tent
01:18:12.740 where it's just like
01:18:13.740 mad water balloons
01:18:14.680 it's gonna say
01:18:15.240 Rape-a-palooza 1.00
01:18:16.040 on the tent
01:18:16.540 and you go in there
01:18:17.720 you have a water balloon
01:18:18.520 fight if you want
01:18:19.260 alright I like it
01:18:20.400 that's a great idea
01:18:21.280 it's a good idea
01:18:22.360 I like that
01:18:22.840 can the water balloons
01:18:23.520 have midgets on them
01:18:24.460 or something like that
01:18:25.900 we can work on it
01:18:26.840 we'll work it out later
01:18:27.500 the budget's tight to it
01:18:29.300 but we'll work on it
01:18:29.920 we'll fix that
01:18:30.200 midget body parts 0.96
01:18:31.400 all the water balloons 0.78
01:18:32.420 should have the face
01:18:33.300 of that little lady 1.00
01:18:33.940 whatever her name is
01:18:34.560 Lila
01:18:35.800 Lila Hart's face on it
01:18:38.500 I think she'd get
01:18:40.700 a kick out of that
01:18:41.300 honestly
01:18:41.660 yo I should invite her
01:18:42.920 to do comedy
01:18:43.280 she's funny
01:18:43.760 yeah
01:18:44.340 she would probably do it
01:18:46.340 alright
01:18:46.620 how about you invite her 1.00
01:18:47.280 to get her head smashed in 1.00
01:18:48.260 but now would we 0.99
01:18:48.960 oh my god
01:18:50.440 Jesus Christ
01:18:51.760 that's the black dude 0.95
01:18:52.600 oh my god
01:18:55.220 how about we 0.99
01:18:56.560 shoot that hoe 1.00
01:18:57.100 with our gun sideways 0.99
01:18:58.100 Cole's like
01:18:59.540 yeah
01:18:59.840 yeah
01:19:00.560 let that
01:19:01.920 how about I 1.00
01:19:02.320 beat a bitch up 1.00
01:19:03.140 how about that 1.00
01:19:03.800 give that dog 1.00
01:19:05.420 that antifreeze
01:19:06.220 player
01:19:06.600 Cole's like
01:19:07.340 eat her out 1.00
01:19:09.180 with gummy belts 0.98
01:19:09.740 in your mouth 0.76
01:19:10.260 cop's ain't gonna believe 1.00
01:19:17.160 she raped you 1.00
01:19:17.880 after that 1.00
01:19:18.480 the white guy's like 0.99
01:19:22.600 doc she's gonna hit you 0.99
01:19:24.640 hey player 0.96
01:19:27.700 just give some plasma
01:19:28.680 for that money
01:19:29.300 yeah
01:19:29.700 alright
01:19:32.140 is there any more
01:19:33.400 mailbag
01:19:33.760 are we good
01:19:34.100 we'll do
01:19:36.700 pistolero
01:19:38.660 if you had to
01:19:39.740 switch bodies
01:19:40.780 with every other
01:19:41.740 member of tower
01:19:42.440 game for a day
01:19:43.320 each
01:19:43.720 what would you do
01:19:44.520 over the course
01:19:45.120 of that day
01:19:45.800 that is such a
01:19:46.760 long question
01:19:48.240 okay
01:19:48.680 can we
01:19:49.560 hold on
01:19:51.020 hold on 1.00
01:19:51.560 I'd fuck his wife 1.00
01:19:52.980 all day 1.00
01:19:53.660 if you were me
01:19:56.600 you wouldn't get
01:19:57.580 close to her
01:19:58.100 so I mean
01:19:58.540 like it's not
01:19:59.020 happening
01:19:59.320 if you were Cole
01:20:01.640 yeah you wouldn't
01:20:02.100 be able to come
01:20:02.620 I just want to get
01:20:04.400 us out of the way
01:20:04.840 we're all jerking 0.99
01:20:06.400 off with each 1.00
01:20:06.820 other's dicks 1.00
01:20:07.260 right 0.98
01:20:07.520 is that what
01:20:08.160 is that what
01:20:08.860 yeah
01:20:09.440 for a spin
01:20:10.420 I mean
01:20:10.920 yeah like everybody
01:20:11.600 would just be like
01:20:12.280 whatever
01:20:12.640 I don't want to do
01:20:13.360 that
01:20:13.620 it's like test
01:20:14.320 driving a new
01:20:14.860 vehicle you know
01:20:15.620 although if I was
01:20:16.580 in toad's body
01:20:17.220 I'd be like
01:20:17.700 I'm not touching
01:20:18.420 this
01:20:19.060 why
01:20:20.360 wait
01:20:21.640 if you're in
01:20:22.540 anybody else's body
01:20:23.520 you're gleefully
01:20:24.260 jagged
01:20:25.120 but not toad's body
01:20:27.460 I'm completely pure
01:20:28.540 man you don't want
01:20:29.160 you don't want to
01:20:29.600 try this out
01:20:30.240 you don't want to 1.00
01:20:35.380 try this fucking 1.00
01:20:35.980 thing out 1.00
01:20:36.360 I can't believe
01:20:37.800 what a consistent
01:20:38.960 recurring bit this is
01:20:40.080 it's unbelievable
01:20:40.720 this pristine
01:20:42.560 if you are
01:20:43.640 inhabiting a body
01:20:44.660 it is not gay 0.95
01:20:45.440 I'm sorry
01:20:46.260 it's just not
01:20:47.440 so a demon
01:20:48.440 inhabits your body 1.00
01:20:49.740 and makes you jerk 1.00
01:20:50.500 off that's not gay 1.00
01:20:51.360 not gay 1.00
01:20:52.200 the demon 1.00
01:20:53.240 no well 0.99
01:20:54.700 you can be gay 0.50
01:20:55.760 and not gay 0.93
01:20:56.300 at the same time
01:20:57.120 it's almost like
01:20:58.200 what
01:20:59.020 it's masculine 0.96
01:20:59.700 it's almost like
01:21:01.440 what do the X's get 0.98
01:21:02.580 it's almost dominant
01:21:04.020 like I made you 1.00
01:21:05.120 jerk off your own dick 1.00
01:21:06.340 Clint 1.00
01:21:06.640 that's not gay 0.99
01:21:08.240 it also would be like 0.99
01:21:10.400 gay 0.99
01:21:10.780 but like if you're 0.99
01:21:12.680 you drop the shorts
01:21:14.280 and you look
01:21:14.900 and you're going like
01:21:15.620 oh
01:21:15.960 I feel like all of us
01:21:17.820 at least would go
01:21:18.340 oh
01:21:18.680 that's what I thought
01:21:20.400 you put in your hand
01:21:23.160 you're like
01:21:23.360 how big is this
01:21:24.000 think about it like this
01:21:25.560 but the problem is
01:21:26.480 that your hands
01:21:27.040 are different sizes too
01:21:27.940 so you can't
01:21:28.620 like there's nothing
01:21:29.100 to compare to
01:21:29.900 there's no
01:21:30.740 there's no comparison
01:21:31.620 Cole's little hand
01:21:32.560 is like
01:21:32.760 you grab it like
01:21:33.600 this microphone
01:21:34.280 say Top grabbed 0.97
01:21:37.100 your hand
01:21:37.860 and made you 1.00
01:21:38.380 jerk yourself off 0.99
01:21:39.280 with your own hand 1.00
01:21:40.240 is he being gay 0.78
01:21:41.280 by doing that
01:21:42.020 yes
01:21:42.420 no
01:21:42.680 yes but if I'm
01:21:45.600 inside of his body
01:21:47.120 but if you're inside
01:21:48.080 of his body
01:21:48.860 and you feel
01:21:49.880 everything you're doing
01:21:50.940 like you're
01:21:51.420 in
01:21:51.580 clarify the inside
01:21:52.600 of the body
01:21:53.040 same general premise
01:21:54.380 I feel like
01:21:55.460 in fact it's gayer
01:21:56.380 you're in my body 1.00
01:21:57.080 gay 0.99
01:21:57.360 no no 0.99
01:21:58.380 if you're inhabiting
01:21:59.520 the body
01:21:59.920 it's not gay 0.97
01:22:00.580 but if you're 0.89
01:22:01.080 inside of it
01:22:01.960 sexually 0.99
01:22:02.520 is it gay 0.88
01:22:03.420 to inhabit 0.95
01:22:03.940 your homie's body 1.00
01:22:04.960 if any of you 0.92
01:22:05.380 are ever in my body 0.98
01:22:06.600 gay 0.99
01:22:07.100 I'm going to 1.00
01:22:07.860 inhabit your body bro
01:22:09.400 this is how you can
01:22:10.760 be this
01:22:11.220 if a hypnotist 0.99
01:22:11.980 makes you jerk 0.96
01:22:12.520 yourself off 1.00
01:22:13.200 is it gay 0.99
01:22:13.600 that's actually
01:22:14.540 where this comes
01:22:15.340 down to
01:22:15.860 no no no
01:22:16.300 I'll tell you
01:22:17.020 if you are capable
01:22:18.340 of being hypnotized 1.00
01:22:19.520 you're gay 1.00
01:22:20.740 that black dude 1.00
01:22:24.100 on your show 0.86
01:22:24.900 yesterday
01:22:25.300 he was doing
01:22:26.220 a lot of that 0.90
01:22:26.740 black dude 1.00
01:22:27.300 hypnotism shit 1.00
01:22:28.180 and you guys 1.00
01:22:28.580 were falling for it
01:22:29.640 it was crazy
01:22:30.220 it's voodoo 0.98
01:22:31.300 basically
01:22:31.880 so now you hate him
01:22:33.420 no no
01:22:34.120 I don't hate him
01:22:34.640 he was doing 0.94
01:22:35.480 the nigga magic 1.00
01:22:36.920 stuff on you 0.99
01:22:37.480 he was shucking
01:22:38.180 and jiving
01:22:38.780 and you're just like
01:22:39.340 oh my god 0.90
01:22:39.840 black dude 0.73
01:22:40.320 outside of voodoo 0.99
01:22:41.840 if I spoke to you
01:22:43.840 and I said
01:22:44.060 let me tell you
01:22:44.700 if you're wearing
01:22:45.420 a red shirt
01:22:46.220 theoretically
01:22:47.680 that usually means 1.00
01:22:48.960 you're a faggot 1.00
01:22:49.720 and everyone 1.00
01:22:50.480 was just like
01:22:50.860 what
01:22:51.020 wow
01:22:51.680 dropping facts
01:22:52.540 oh my bad
01:22:53.080 I didn't mean
01:22:53.440 to say that example
01:22:54.260 but they were like
01:22:54.980 dropping facts
01:22:55.480 he said nothing
01:22:59.200 hold on
01:22:59.940 hold on
01:23:00.340 I just want to
01:23:00.680 get back to
01:23:01.080 the actual question
01:23:01.980 so let's get
01:23:04.040 let's get past
01:23:04.820 all of us
01:23:05.560 actually jerking 0.85
01:23:06.260 each other 1.00
01:23:06.600 like jerking off 1.00
01:23:07.440 our bodies 0.99
01:23:08.160 yeah it's the first
01:23:08.620 thing I do
01:23:09.060 of course
01:23:09.220 that's where we go
01:23:09.900 alright so
01:23:10.720 besides that 0.99
01:23:11.660 I jerk you all off 0.69
01:23:12.360 okay we all get 0.97
01:23:13.540 to pick one of the gang
01:23:14.940 and then we say
01:23:15.860 what we're gonna do
01:23:16.680 with that
01:23:17.560 alright so who gets toad
01:23:18.960 no one's gonna pick me
01:23:22.280 no I am
01:23:22.980 I am because 0.99
01:23:23.820 I'm gonna fucking 0.99
01:23:24.480 go into your 0.99
01:23:25.060 place of work 1.00
01:23:25.820 and just shoot 1.00
01:23:26.260 the shit out of that place 1.00
01:23:27.200 wow 1.00
01:23:27.780 oh I didn't think
01:23:28.800 about this
01:23:29.560 but then I'm gonna
01:23:30.780 be in prison
01:23:31.440 forever
01:23:32.300 no no
01:23:32.680 whatever
01:23:33.080 the rules are
01:23:34.560 you are a passenger
01:23:36.100 in the body
01:23:36.700 and you're just
01:23:38.000 gonna do one of the
01:23:38.880 things that toad
01:23:39.500 does every day
01:23:40.060 I'm gonna do
01:23:40.780 one of the things
01:23:41.260 that Clint does
01:23:41.860 every day
01:23:42.400 I'm in his body
01:23:43.080 like I gotta
01:23:43.960 oh I see
01:23:44.800 what you're saying
01:23:45.120 like the person
01:23:46.300 is on autopilot
01:23:47.380 you're just like
01:23:48.180 you're just seeing
01:23:49.560 we're moving a little bit
01:23:51.040 but like we gotta do
01:23:52.140 well then I definitely
01:23:52.980 don't wanna be in
01:23:53.500 toad's body then
01:23:54.400 you just go
01:23:55.580 like you're drinking
01:23:56.240 coffee
01:23:56.720 you have a pounding
01:23:57.900 headache every day
01:23:58.900 you're trying to
01:23:59.920 the coffee
01:24:01.780 is a headache
01:24:02.640 everything hurts
01:24:03.820 you're along for the
01:24:04.800 autopilot ride
01:24:05.720 but you can choose
01:24:06.580 to override
01:24:07.080 at certain points
01:24:07.900 no I wouldn't say
01:24:08.840 override but you're
01:24:09.680 like you still have
01:24:10.520 to think about
01:24:11.200 like you still have
01:24:11.660 to eat
01:24:12.100 you still have to
01:24:12.780 like if I'm just
01:24:13.760 a passenger in toad's
01:24:14.740 body that's literally
01:24:15.680 the worst day of my life
01:24:16.540 that is that is what
01:24:17.220 I would choose
01:24:24.420 like the 15 minutes
01:24:25.640 that toad takes 1.00
01:24:26.500 a painful shit 1.00
01:24:27.760 like you know 1.00
01:24:28.300 he takes one 1.00
01:24:29.140 painful shit 1.00
01:24:30.340 every day 1.00
01:24:30.880 it's very mucousy
01:24:31.800 no no no no
01:24:32.500 I use the squatty potty
01:24:33.780 man it's a very
01:24:34.820 I still bet it hurts
01:24:36.180 it's a very quick 0.99
01:24:37.500 relaxing shit 0.99
01:24:39.060 it's like 1.00
01:24:39.380 it's a nice release
01:24:40.760 you're also like
01:24:42.840 you have to be
01:24:43.660 along for the ride
01:24:44.440 it's like Toad 0.99
01:24:45.740 goes and jerks off 0.99
01:24:46.620 and you have to 1.00
01:24:47.080 watch the fucked up 1.00
01:24:48.260 porn he watches 1.00
01:24:48.980 like you're just 0.90
01:24:49.600 like oh my god 1.00
01:24:50.700 yeah it's hot shit 1.00
01:24:51.520 man you don't want 1.00
01:24:52.520 lactation porn 0.99
01:24:53.420 Lainey I need you
01:24:54.560 to edit as soon
01:24:55.780 as possible
01:24:56.340 me saying that's
01:24:57.880 the worst day of my
01:24:58.500 life and Toad's
01:24:59.260 saying that's every
01:25:00.580 day of my life 0.99
01:25:01.220 or whatever the fuck 0.99
01:25:01.760 he said that was 0.99
01:25:02.640 one of the funniest
01:25:03.180 things that's ever
01:25:03.780 happened to me 0.96
01:25:04.200 god damn it 0.94
01:25:04.780 that was awesome 0.97
01:25:05.160 sorry go ahead
01:25:05.740 oh god
01:25:06.260 alright so Toad's
01:25:07.060 over it
01:25:07.400 everyone would
01:25:08.040 we're just choosing
01:25:08.760 heart
01:25:09.060 no real quick
01:25:11.100 if I took his body 1.00
01:25:12.360 I would fucking 1.00
01:25:13.320 just go through 0.99
01:25:14.240 his day
01:25:14.660 I'd immediately
01:25:15.680 put his house
01:25:16.260 up for sale
01:25:16.880 and take the
01:25:17.380 first offer I
01:25:18.140 get I would 0.99
01:25:19.120 fucking go and 0.99
01:25:20.020 tell his boss 1.00
01:25:20.660 off say I quit
01:25:21.720 and then just
01:25:22.460 bounce at the end
01:25:23.120 of the day
01:25:23.320 no you can't do
01:25:23.980 that but you
01:25:24.400 can't do it
01:25:24.880 you have to
01:25:25.300 you're on the
01:25:25.880 tracks
01:25:26.280 you're on the
01:25:27.200 tracks of
01:25:27.620 and I overrode
01:25:28.980 it
01:25:29.040 here's the part
01:25:30.140 that I would
01:25:30.600 choose with
01:25:31.200 Jose
01:25:31.440 I would choose
01:25:32.440 the part when
01:25:32.940 Jose comes home
01:25:33.860 and he walks
01:25:34.520 in his door
01:25:35.080 and his daughters
01:25:36.100 go daddy you're
01:25:36.940 home and he
01:25:37.320 goes
01:25:37.560 and then he
01:25:39.380 walks away from
01:25:40.020 and then he
01:25:41.080 picks up the
01:25:41.840 hairless cat
01:25:42.520 and he loves
01:25:43.300 it to death
01:25:43.880 that's the part
01:25:45.600 I want to live
01:25:46.340 through that part
01:25:47.120 just like autopilot
01:25:48.180 and just
01:25:48.500 okay dad
01:25:49.460 wait I took my
01:25:51.020 headphones off
01:25:51.580 because I was
01:25:51.940 laughing so hard
01:25:52.600 Todd did you
01:25:53.340 say what you
01:25:53.760 wanted to do
01:25:54.200 with my day
01:25:54.800 my portion
01:25:55.660 of my day
01:25:56.140 or no
01:25:56.580 we haven't
01:25:57.140 gotten to you
01:25:57.660 you transferred
01:25:58.200 to Jose
01:25:58.940 okay
01:25:59.300 we went to
01:26:00.060 Jose
01:26:00.240 we're going
01:26:00.580 across the
01:26:00.980 top
01:26:01.180 yeah
01:26:01.400 Todd's like
01:26:02.700 I want to
01:26:03.160 live Cole's
01:26:03.820 life when he 0.68
01:26:04.200 beats his wife 0.97
01:26:05.040 I'll be honest
01:26:07.740 I do have a
01:26:08.380 little bit of
01:26:08.760 morbid curiosity
01:26:09.580 as to how
01:26:10.140 bad Cole's
01:26:11.020 wife's blow 1.00
01:26:11.740 jobs are 0.99
01:26:12.640 so
01:26:12.820 like
01:26:13.080 out of
01:26:18.580 respect
01:26:18.860 I'm not
01:26:19.380 going to
01:26:19.760 say this
01:26:20.100 is my
01:26:20.380 answer
01:26:20.640 but I'm
01:26:21.120 going to
01:26:21.260 be honest
01:26:21.700 and say
01:26:22.080 I kind
01:26:22.780 of want
01:26:23.060 to know
01:26:23.320 how bad
01:26:23.740 it is
01:26:23.980 the thing
01:26:24.380 is the
01:26:24.660 blow jobs 0.88
01:26:25.100 aren't bad
01:26:25.720 they just
01:26:26.060 don't happen
01:26:26.600 Cole's life
01:26:26.980 I fear the
01:26:28.200 most
01:26:28.480 Cole might 1.00
01:26:28.920 be gay 0.93
01:26:29.400 I don't
01:26:29.700 know
01:26:29.920 because
01:26:30.280 here's the
01:26:31.800 thing at
01:26:32.480 any given
01:26:32.940 moment in
01:26:33.400 Cole's
01:26:33.700 life
01:26:33.960 if I
01:26:34.920 inhabit it
01:26:35.500 this is
01:26:35.740 what's
01:26:35.880 going on
01:26:36.240 with Cole
01:26:36.580 you get
01:26:37.140 into Cole's
01:26:37.620 body
01:26:37.960 you're going
01:26:38.780 to experience
01:26:39.580 all that
01:26:40.260 joy that
01:26:40.820 he has
01:26:41.140 but also
01:26:41.620 the profound
01:26:42.300 sorrow
01:26:42.960 that Cole's 1.00
01:26:44.020 what fucking 0.99
01:26:44.500 sorrow do I 1.00
01:26:45.400 have
01:26:45.740 that's what I
01:26:46.400 was thinking
01:26:46.700 about
01:26:46.940 that's the
01:26:49.020 sorrow
01:26:49.380 yeah see
01:26:50.120 that's
01:26:50.460 the left
01:26:51.560 is the fat 0.99
01:26:52.180 white dude 0.99
01:26:52.640 and the right
01:26:53.040 is the black 0.57
01:26:53.540 dude
01:26:54.240 you get them
01:26:54.940 both right
01:26:55.360 there
01:26:55.560 that's why
01:26:56.460 I would choose
01:26:57.160 Cole just
01:26:57.720 so I could
01:26:58.580 experience both
01:26:59.620 sides of Cole
01:27:00.840 there are two
01:27:01.480 retards 1.00
01:27:01.940 they're both 1.00
01:27:02.400 lazy 0.98
01:27:02.760 you think
01:27:05.600 I'm just
01:27:06.000 full of
01:27:06.940 sorrow
01:27:07.280 and like
01:27:07.740 I'm not
01:27:08.060 I think
01:27:08.640 at the end
01:27:09.060 of the day
01:27:09.380 Clint's the
01:27:09.820 guy that
01:27:10.120 just said
01:27:10.460 he's like
01:27:10.840 I have
01:27:11.240 depression
01:27:11.900 like he's
01:27:12.720 like a 1.00
01:27:13.080 fucking 1.00
01:27:13.300 millionaire 1.00
01:27:15.020 living in
01:27:16.080 a high
01:27:16.600 rise
01:27:16.860 in Miami
01:27:17.240 money does
01:27:20.100 not buy
01:27:20.560 happiness
01:27:20.700 how about
01:27:21.460 just get
01:27:21.820 happy
01:27:22.220 okay
01:27:22.660 never heard
01:27:25.900 of brain
01:27:26.200 damage
01:27:26.560 why don't
01:27:27.680 you just
01:27:27.980 log off
01:27:28.540 just stop
01:27:28.980 looking at
01:27:29.240 your phone
01:27:29.600 log off
01:27:30.140 go outside
01:27:32.560 touch grass
01:27:33.220 all right 1.00
01:27:33.540 little bitch 1.00
01:27:34.300 what part of 1.00
01:27:36.360 Clint's day
01:27:36.820 would I do
01:27:37.260 oh no
01:27:37.560 I can't
01:27:37.960 make meaningful
01:27:38.560 connections
01:27:39.020 with women
01:27:39.540 the part where 1.00
01:27:40.800 he fucks 1.00
01:27:41.760 random women 1.00
01:27:42.380 and rides
01:27:43.720 his Corvette
01:27:44.140 around
01:27:44.560 I was going
01:27:45.520 to say
01:27:45.740 I'll tell you
01:27:46.140 the answer
01:27:46.480 driving the
01:27:47.260 Corvette
01:27:47.740 for sure
01:27:48.300 bro
01:27:48.680 every day
01:27:49.660 and you guys
01:27:50.180 are going to
01:27:50.880 laugh at this
01:27:51.320 and I probably
01:27:51.720 shouldn't even
01:27:52.100 be telling you
01:27:52.560 because you're
01:27:52.800 going to make
01:27:52.980 fun of me
01:27:53.300 for the next
01:27:53.580 year over it
01:27:54.300 but every
01:27:55.140 single day
01:27:55.860 on my way
01:27:56.880 to the best
01:27:57.200 political show
01:27:57.620 to do the show 1.00
01:27:58.080 I fucking 0.99
01:27:58.880 put the top 0.99
01:27:59.920 down
01:28:00.180 and I
01:28:00.460 take my
01:28:00.880 my hat
01:28:01.420 and my
01:28:01.940 shirt off
01:28:02.700 and I
01:28:03.160 I swear to
01:28:05.420 God
01:28:05.680 I swear to
01:28:07.360 God
01:28:07.520 I drive to
01:28:08.420 work
01:28:08.660 I drive to
01:28:09.300 work
01:28:09.520 shirtless
01:28:10.240 every
01:28:10.900 single
01:28:11.760 day
01:28:12.500 no shirt
01:28:15.180 like no
01:28:15.660 not even a
01:28:16.380 tank top
01:28:16.820 like not
01:28:17.180 even a
01:28:17.400 tank top
01:28:17.740 gone
01:28:18.120 I love you
01:28:19.540 man
01:28:19.920 yo
01:28:21.960 yo
01:28:22.460 South Florida
01:28:23.860 sun
01:28:24.400 with the wind
01:28:25.340 and then
01:28:25.940 and it's just
01:28:26.660 blaring music
01:28:27.800 so loud
01:28:28.480 he definitely
01:28:29.140 he definitely
01:28:29.540 hits that
01:28:30.000 it's the best
01:28:31.000 part of my
01:28:31.460 day
01:28:31.720 oh is the
01:28:32.220 hat backwards
01:28:32.840 do you put
01:28:33.280 that hat
01:28:33.780 backwards
01:28:34.100 I usually
01:28:35.300 take it off
01:28:35.860 so I can
01:28:36.180 get some sun
01:28:36.620 on my head
01:28:37.020 but yeah
01:28:37.520 he also
01:28:38.140 every time
01:28:38.700 he presses
01:28:39.120 the push
01:28:39.540 to start
01:28:39.900 he hits
01:28:40.540 that push 0.84
01:28:40.840 to start
01:28:41.120 and he goes
01:28:41.520 oh yeah
01:28:42.080 that's the
01:28:42.440 stuff
01:28:42.860 like he says
01:28:43.480 that every
01:28:43.740 day
01:28:43.940 and he hears
01:28:45.460 the engine
01:28:45.660 go
01:28:45.840 and he goes
01:28:46.860 that's the
01:28:47.440 stuff
01:28:47.640 he comes
01:28:48.260 man
01:28:48.640 it rumbles 1.00
01:28:49.120 in his ass 1.00
01:28:49.840 when we got 1.00
01:28:50.540 to fucking 0.99
01:28:50.960 Luke's house 0.99
01:28:51.560 it was like
01:28:52.440 Clint was like
01:28:52.960 I'll be there
01:28:53.320 at 5
01:28:53.600 so I was like
01:28:57.800 still not there
01:28:58.240 until 520
01:28:59.120 or something
01:28:59.500 and Luke's like
01:29:00.100 he's always late 1.00
01:29:01.080 fucking stupid 1.00
01:29:02.720 always late 1.00
01:29:03.600 what a retard 1.00
01:29:04.420 and this guy 1.00
01:29:05.740 is just
01:29:06.120 he's just
01:29:06.500 driving in traffic
01:29:07.740 he's driving extra
01:29:08.820 with his shirt off
01:29:09.880 and hat
01:29:10.100 he's taking the
01:29:10.600 long
01:29:10.760 he's taking the
01:29:11.320 back roads 1.00
01:29:11.960 what a homosexual 1.00
01:29:13.160 Luke is 0.99
01:29:13.740 if he knew
01:29:14.460 that you were 0.78
01:29:15.280 big dicking him
01:29:15.900 this way
01:29:16.360 you were taking
01:29:17.140 the long way
01:29:17.760 with your shirt off
01:29:18.620 no
01:29:19.300 yeah
01:29:20.140 Luke like 0.96
01:29:21.060 drives a Tesla
01:29:21.880 and he puts
01:29:22.720 like a sweater
01:29:23.220 vest on
01:29:23.680 when he drives
01:29:24.220 like that's
01:29:24.860 the difference
01:29:25.820 like
01:29:26.320 I drop the top
01:29:27.140 when I take
01:29:27.500 my shirt off
01:29:28.200 bro
01:29:28.420 that's like
01:29:28.880 you're like
01:29:29.660 I got a V8
01:29:30.500 I'm not kidding
01:29:31.660 I only started
01:29:32.720 this ritual
01:29:33.560 like 2 months ago
01:29:34.420 it has dramatically
01:29:35.500 improved my quality
01:29:36.800 of life
01:29:37.200 no longer
01:29:37.780 I mean
01:29:38.720 I would also
01:29:39.200 get outside dude
01:29:40.120 you're not depressed
01:29:40.980 you just don't give
01:29:41.640 enough sun
01:29:42.180 the party twin's day
01:29:43.160 where he's on
01:29:43.680 like some
01:29:44.020 huge podcast
01:29:45.260 would also be cool
01:29:46.120 to do
01:29:46.500 when do you take
01:29:47.200 it off
01:29:47.440 when do you take
01:29:48.320 the shirt off
01:29:48.660 when you're in the car
01:29:49.380 or like
01:29:49.700 when you're walking
01:29:50.580 to the car
01:29:51.080 no
01:29:51.320 when I'm in my
01:29:51.880 when I'm in my
01:29:52.580 parking garage
01:29:53.280 like halfway to my car
01:29:54.920 because my car
01:29:55.420 is like pretty far
01:29:56.120 at the other end
01:29:56.600 so I'll take my shirt off
01:29:57.480 and I'll just walk
01:29:58.260 and there's all these 1.00
01:29:58.760 like retired motherfuckers 1.00
01:29:59.720 that are passing me 1.00
01:30:00.320 and I'm just like
01:30:00.780 shirtless
01:30:01.460 I love that
01:30:02.820 you guys gotta understand
01:30:05.060 how Clint walks too
01:30:05.860 he walks with like
01:30:06.540 this like
01:30:07.300 short of where I'm going
01:30:08.420 demeanor
01:30:08.820 but almost like
01:30:09.600 bigfoot
01:30:10.040 imagine a walkout
01:30:10.700 like
01:30:10.980 I have a very
01:30:14.240 long gait
01:30:14.900 also by the way
01:30:15.780 like shirtless
01:30:16.740 shirtless
01:30:17.620 and no hat
01:30:18.540 you're
01:30:19.140 and the way you wear
01:30:20.280 your shorts
01:30:20.660 with no underwear
01:30:21.280 you're basically naked
01:30:22.900 like you're
01:30:24.100 you are like 0.99
01:30:25.140 it's a big dick move 1.00
01:30:26.220 it's some Nephilim shit 1.00
01:30:28.220 if ever there was 1.00
01:30:28.940 yeah
01:30:29.160 I was thinking that
01:30:30.000 yeah
01:30:30.260 it's like that
01:30:31.500 eight foot Biden
01:30:32.520 walking along
01:30:33.280 yo this is what he does
01:30:34.460 and I understand
01:30:35.040 why you drive
01:30:35.800 I can't believe
01:30:36.620 I never thought
01:30:37.180 to tell you guys this 1.00
01:30:38.080 this is the greatest shit ever 0.99
01:30:39.680 but this is why 1.00
01:30:40.120 you drive Luke crazy
01:30:41.020 because you come in late
01:30:42.860 with sweatpants
01:30:44.100 and they're not even regular
01:30:45.000 they're thin sweatpants
01:30:46.200 and you can see
01:30:46.800 every detail 1.00
01:30:47.600 on this guy's dick 1.00
01:30:48.500 and Luke's gotta look at him 1.00
01:30:49.940 from right across
01:30:50.640 when he comes in
01:30:51.340 you can see every vein
01:30:52.540 and the head
01:30:53.100 and everything
01:30:53.720 this guy used to
01:30:54.060 he used to pound my girlfriend 1.00
01:30:55.160 with that dick 1.00
01:30:55.780 and then he sits across from me 1.00
01:30:57.000 and he makes better points 0.99
01:30:58.940 it must fucking drive him crazy 0.99
01:31:00.960 it's psychological warfare 0.99
01:31:02.140 and Clint's not doing it on purpose
01:31:04.080 we not though
01:31:08.280 we not
01:31:09.060 that's funny but
01:31:10.700 look
01:31:10.980 I swear to god
01:31:12.380 I never even think about this stuff
01:31:14.000 and for the record
01:31:14.560 when you say I'm late
01:31:15.720 late for what?
01:31:17.340 the show starts at 6
01:31:18.540 I get there at 5.15
01:31:19.780 5.10
01:31:20.440 5.15
01:31:21.080 whatever
01:31:21.380 I'm not late
01:31:22.640 I'm 45 minutes early
01:31:23.340 they take it serious
01:31:24.200 Clint's only late to this show
01:31:25.900 I showed up one minute late today
01:31:28.640 1
01:31:29.140 9.12
01:31:30.000 he's late to that show
01:31:32.680 he is
01:31:33.120 apparently
01:31:33.600 so I was like
01:31:34.140 yo he's late to our show too
01:31:35.080 makes sense
01:31:35.560 I don't like this question
01:31:36.900 because I'm thinking about it
01:31:37.960 and I'm like
01:31:38.320 there's no part of any of my days
01:31:40.440 that you would want to experience
01:31:41.620 listen
01:31:42.040 if you want to hear
01:31:43.240 is there any
01:31:45.280 no
01:31:45.740 like the four 0.97
01:31:47.080 like the 15 seconds after
01:31:48.920 you win a bet
01:31:50.040 whatever that rush is
01:31:51.020 yeah that's what I was thinking
01:31:51.920 I'm like
01:31:52.200 what's the best part of my life
01:31:54.460 I was about to ask
01:31:54.940 there has to be
01:31:56.180 everybody
01:31:56.720 even the most depressed people
01:31:58.300 have that
01:31:58.680 hold on
01:31:59.300 it's getting late
01:32:00.420 we get an hour and a half
01:32:02.000 if you want to hear
01:32:02.880 what we think about this 0.99
01:32:03.860 and some other shit 0.99
01:32:04.860 we're going to hear 0.98
01:32:05.620 Cole's penthouse story
01:32:07.000 Cole's story
01:32:07.960 you can go to the penthouse
01:32:09.040 besides that
01:32:09.860 if you guys have any 0.99
01:32:11.240 fucking plugs or whatever 0.99
01:32:12.280 you can tell them 1.00
01:32:12.860 tell them real quick
01:32:13.520 no plugs
01:32:13.800 I got Raven coming on
01:32:15.380 already dead
01:32:16.260 this coming on
01:32:17.080 on Tuesday
01:32:17.460 Raven's a nobody 0.99
01:32:18.740 better off dead 1.00
01:32:19.780 better off dead 1.00
01:32:21.160 go scan that 1.00
01:32:21.880 get into the tower club
01:32:22.780 Nadeau Shave Club
01:32:23.380 they're getting the new
01:32:24.120 Jew stuff 1.00
01:32:24.920 or something
01:32:25.380 Nadeau Shave Club 0.92
01:32:26.040 go get some horse cum soap 0.80
01:32:27.160 Jew soap 1.00
01:32:28.360 horse cum soap 0.98
01:32:29.100 technically source Jew soap 0.89
01:32:30.900 horse cum soap 0.75
01:32:31.780 I'm going to 0.92
01:32:32.300 he actually
01:32:33.360 he's sending us new products 0.96
01:32:34.580 I am jerking off with it 0.97
01:32:36.260 hey 0.99
01:32:37.400 and if you guys
01:32:37.920 haven't seen me
01:32:38.540 on part of the problem
01:32:39.280 watch that
01:32:39.800 and leave like
01:32:40.440 really racist comments
01:32:41.500 in the chat 1.00
01:32:42.500 I'm going to wash my asshole 1.00
01:32:43.720 with Nadeau 1.00
01:32:44.280 alright cool
01:32:46.360 alright we'll see you guys next week 0.62
01:32:47.440 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00
01:32:49.480 it's the tower power hour bitch 1.00
01:32:51.160 no way Jose 0.98
01:32:52.140 Liberty Lockdown 0.99
01:32:53.820 it's the tower power hour bitch 1.00
01:32:55.660 Reed 0.99
01:32:56.840 Cole
01:32:59.500 Top Lobster
01:33:01.600 and Toad
01:33:02.540 tower gang
01:33:03.820 tower gang
01:33:04.340 tower gang
01:33:04.820 tower gang
01:33:05.400 tower gang
01:33:06.360 tower gang
01:33:06.860 tower gang
01:33:07.360 Liberty Lock is truth say
01:33:08.980 same with lobster
01:33:10.300 Cole and Jose
01:33:11.300 Toad is sick
01:33:12.680 no way Jose 1.00
01:33:13.620 it's the tower power hour slut 1.00
01:33:15.380 they made Datespin 0.98
01:33:16.160 all his
01:33:16.880 tower gang
01:33:17.360 tower gang
01:33:18.280 tower gang
01:33:19.140 tower gang
01:33:19.420 tower gang
01:33:20.480 tower gang
01:33:20.860 tower gang
01:33:21.560 tower gang
01:33:22.360 they made Datespin
01:33:23.220 all his fame
01:33:24.320 tower gang
01:33:24.920 training
01:33:25.240 tower gang
01:33:26.360 tower gang
01:33:26.860 tower gang
01:33:27.700 tower gang
01:33:28.420 tower gang
01:33:40.800 tower gang
01:33:41.520 that's all folks
01:33:42.860 Thank you.