Tower Gang - Ep 190 - Elixir of Beastiality

00:00:00.000 I've heard that.

00:00:02.000 That's correct.

00:00:04.000 And there's a reason why I'm getting the f**k off and everyone can either believe it or they cannot believe it.

00:00:10.000 I don't give two f**ks, but I am telling you right now, that mother f**k, that mother f**k back there is not real.

00:00:20.000 And you can spit on this plane and you can f**king die with him or not.

00:00:25.000 I'm not going.

00:00:27.000 Kick that n***** b**ch off the plane!

00:00:29.000 This s**t is retarded.

00:00:30.000 This s**t is retarded.

00:00:31.000 This is how we get Wednesday, motherf**kers.

00:00:33.000 He retarded.

00:00:34.000 He retarded.

00:00:35.000 What's up, retards?

00:00:39.000 I want to listen to music from the hood. I don't ever want to step foot in it.

00:00:42.000 Yes.

00:00:43.000 Right.

00:00:45.000 I've been reprying for another one.

00:00:47.000 And in the back of my mind, I was like, it would be me that gets retarded, baby.

00:00:50.000 But it would be so cruel if you hold you when you're down.

00:00:57.000 See what you're doing with your mom.

00:00:58.000 Nah, that's a good point.

00:00:59.000 He didn't f**k his mom.

00:01:00.000 He just had his d**k in her.

00:01:05.000 Why are we talking about f**k on this show?

00:01:10.000 Oh, that's too far.

00:01:12.000 I'm asking a question.

00:01:14.000 I'm asking a question.

00:01:16.000 Start.

00:01:17.000 Whoa, with the f**k.

00:01:19.000 Skip the pussies.

00:01:20.000 Skip it.

00:01:21.000 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:22.000 This s**t is retarded.

00:01:27.000 I feel like we don't give enough serious consideration to the epiphanous point that Jose made.

00:01:34.000 That all of us have had our little tiny baby dicks inside of our moms when they were burning.

00:01:38.000 I don't like it.

00:01:39.000 Speak for yourself.

00:01:40.000 Mine wasn't a little bitty tiny baby dick.

00:01:42.000 Oh, you're a liar.

00:01:44.000 I really don't like it that that's the only pussy that my dick is burning.

00:01:48.000 It's not great.

00:01:49.000 Do you think Jews hate that they had an uncircumcised penis inside of them?

00:01:53.000 What?

00:01:54.000 What?

00:01:55.000 What?

00:01:56.000 Jewish women have uncircumcised penises inside of them if they're pregnant.

00:01:59.000 Unclean horse.

00:02:00.000 Yeah, and so they must hate that.

00:02:02.000 So they all go to hell?

00:02:03.000 Oh.

00:02:04.000 I mean, that's just because they're Jewish.

00:02:06.000 Yeah.

00:02:07.000 Yeah.

00:02:08.000 Just by nature, they have an unclean dick in them.

00:02:11.000 They killed Christ.

00:02:12.000 Yeah.

00:02:13.000 That's a big one.

00:02:14.000 Let's go to the chase.

00:02:15.000 I am five days vape-free, and that makes me better than all of you.

00:02:19.000 Vape-free?

00:02:20.000 Yeah, dude.

00:02:21.000 Why?

00:02:22.000 I was never gay.

00:02:23.000 No, no, no.

00:02:24.000 Apparently you haven't gotten the notification, but nicotine raises testosterone levels.

00:02:27.000 Dude, Tucker Carlson was saying that, and I was like, is that true?

00:02:31.000 I'm like, okay, I'm good with it.

00:02:33.000 It makes Clint better than me being whatever, like three years sober.

00:02:36.000 No, baby.

00:02:37.000 It's not a weakness.

00:02:38.000 I just need more testosterone.

00:02:39.000 Dude, it was so funny.

00:02:40.000 This is actually a good point, because Toad says, oh, so this makes Clint better than me

00:02:44.000 after being three years sober.

00:02:45.000 No, Toad.

00:02:46.000 It does.

00:02:47.000 Five days of me doing something that I haven't done before is superior to you doing something

00:02:51.000 for three years.

00:02:52.000 Wow.

00:02:53.000 That's the sliding scale that we're working on.

00:02:56.000 What about being like, what about 40 years sex-free?

00:02:59.000 No, if Clint went five days sex-free, I would say that is a bigger accomplishment than you

00:03:04.000 going 40 years sex-free.

00:03:06.000 Thank you.

00:03:07.000 That's 100% true.

00:03:08.000 I understand.

00:03:09.000 At Clint's age, the only thing keeping his testosterone moving along probably was the

00:03:13.000 nicotine, and Toad is just a low testosterone on Clint.

00:03:16.000 You know what's keeping Clint's testosterone is by constantly flexing on us, because he just

00:03:22.000 came and presented to the homies, hey, you know the gayest thing you could do?

00:03:26.000 And we were like, no.

00:03:27.000 And he said, I just quit it for five days.

00:03:31.000 Respect me.

00:03:32.000 Do it, because I am the hardest.

00:03:35.000 Exactly.

00:03:36.000 Exactly.

00:03:37.000 Then he had the nerve to compare himself to Toad, which is actually similar.

00:03:43.000 That's how unmanly you are, Toad.

00:03:45.000 He's comparing stopping gay sex to whatever you do.

00:03:49.000 By the way, do you think I should like, should I start just putting nicotine patches on?

00:03:52.000 Wait.

00:03:53.000 Just be like, does that count as like raising my testosterone if I just constantly have

00:03:56.000 a flow of nicotine throughout my body?

00:03:58.000 Dude, honestly, you should see how many you could put on before your heart stops.

00:04:01.000 Real quick, someone said, I think it was Cole said right before we started, you said that

00:04:05.000 you could get 20 grams of protein from a case of beer.

00:04:08.000 So I was doing the math on it and I weigh about, you know, around 200 pounds.

00:04:12.000 So if I were to do 10 cases of beer per day, I could do the appropriate amount of grams of protein

00:04:19.000 to my body weight.

00:04:20.000 And you would also, you'd be like, basically you go on a bulk, like a crazy bulk, because

00:04:24.000 that'd be also like tons of calories as well.

00:04:26.000 So you get like crazy jacks.

00:04:27.000 How many calories do you think there is in 10 cases of beer?

00:04:30.000 Oh my God.

00:04:31.000 One, wait, wait.

00:04:32.000 I bet you like one can of beer is probably like 200 calories or like one.

00:04:35.000 It's not high.

00:04:36.000 How many cans of beer are in a case?

00:04:37.000 30.

00:04:38.000 What do you think has more calories?

00:04:40.000 Like as far as like, like more calories, one case of beer or one load of horse cum?

00:04:47.000 Oh.

00:04:48.000 Okay.

00:04:49.000 What's up?

00:04:50.000 Individual gang supporter.

00:04:52.000 She said, I assume it's a she.

00:04:55.000 $10 first time supporting you fucks.

00:04:57.000 Love it.

00:04:58.000 Give all 10 to my brown brother.

00:05:00.000 That's me, right?

00:05:01.000 Yeah, you get the 10 bucks.

00:05:02.000 No, I'm the brown brother.

00:05:03.000 I'm the brown brother.

00:05:04.000 Okay.

00:05:05.000 Have you seen my Grok photo?

00:05:06.000 I mean, I'm Italian.

00:05:07.000 I'm the brown brother.

00:05:08.000 I am the brown brother if I, based on my AI photo that the ex gave.

00:05:13.000 Brown brother is just kind of a redundant statement though.

00:05:16.000 We like money.

00:05:17.000 Thanks.

00:05:18.000 That was pretty cool of you.

00:05:19.000 Yeah.

00:05:20.000 What were you saying?

00:05:21.000 Were you saying there's more?

00:05:22.000 Wait, how big is the load of horse cum?

00:05:26.000 Yeah.

00:05:27.000 Were you saying more calories or more?

00:05:28.000 Yeah.

00:05:29.000 So this is.

00:05:30.000 Wait, wait.

00:05:31.000 Who's who?

00:05:32.000 Go back up.

00:05:33.000 Go back up.

00:05:34.000 From the top.

00:05:35.000 From the top.

00:05:36.000 That's a sexy man right there.

00:05:37.000 At 99 underscore fools.

00:05:38.000 Thanks for doing this.

00:05:39.000 Apparently you can ask Grok to now like you put in, you just put in somebody's username

00:05:43.000 and it will generate.

00:05:44.000 First off, I'd like to say before we continue with this.

00:05:46.000 Nailed it.

00:05:47.000 Let's say, no, no, no.

00:05:48.000 Let's say Jose.

00:05:49.000 I was like, listen, somebody went and did this about us and I'm kind of flattered.

00:05:53.000 I think it's fucking cool.

00:05:54.000 And Jose's like, they took some screenshots and I'm like, but it's a lot of work.

00:05:57.000 I was being silly, but I guess.

00:05:59.000 I don't know.

00:06:00.000 I don't think you appreciate the fans, dude.

00:06:02.000 I don't think, I don't think it's a lot of work, but I think that the fact that

00:06:05.000 anybody wants to do anything for us is pretty nifty.

00:06:07.000 Yeah.

00:06:08.000 I like that.

00:06:09.000 I'll take it.

00:06:10.000 We'll take as many slaves as we can get.

00:06:12.000 So Clint, you got a lazy, you got a lazy handy from your wife, but you still say thank

00:06:18.000 you.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:20.000 I appreciate it.

00:06:21.000 Clint looks like, Clint is Kiefer Sutherland basically.

00:06:24.000 Yeah.

00:06:25.000 I was about to say, he looks like, he looks like a movie star.

00:06:28.000 Like some, like, like, like, this is what Clint looks like.

00:06:31.000 Like C-list, like a C-list movie star that like was like, you'll see him and you're

00:06:35.000 like, if I had hair, if I had hair, you guys would be fucking done for.

00:06:38.000 This is what Clint sees as a result.

00:06:39.000 Yeah.

00:06:40.000 I'm glad you don't.

00:06:41.000 But I also don't.

00:06:42.000 So I'm really.

00:06:43.000 That is a very good looking man.

00:06:44.000 Like, it's a very, like, again, like, honestly, maybe, you know what it actually

00:06:47.000 looks like?

00:06:48.000 Like a Hallmark movie guy.

00:06:49.000 Just like me.

00:06:50.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 Yeah.

00:06:52.000 Yeah.

00:06:53.000 He looks identical to me.

00:06:54.000 If you actually take my DNA and clone it and throw it through a suit, but then give

00:06:57.000 it better hair, that'd be me.

00:06:59.000 That's me right there.

00:07:00.000 This is Clint if he was a, like, a TikTok lawyer.

00:07:05.000 No.

00:07:06.000 I'm the.

00:07:07.000 No, no, no, no.

00:07:08.000 A TikTok realtor.

00:07:09.000 A TikTok realtor.

00:07:10.000 That's Clint right there.

00:07:11.000 That.

00:07:12.000 Or a pastor that steals your bitch ass wife.

00:07:14.000 Yes.

00:07:15.000 Yes.

00:07:16.000 He's just like, I'm sorry.

00:07:17.000 This guy really has that vibe.

00:07:18.000 Yeah.

00:07:19.000 God told me that I have to fuck your wife in the pussy.

00:07:21.000 Exactly.

00:07:22.000 Dude, look, he's got the black shirt.

00:07:23.000 He says it just like that because he's wild.

00:07:25.000 He took the white collar out, man.

00:07:26.000 He's ready to fuck.

00:07:28.000 Wait.

00:07:29.000 Is that Luke Luke?

00:07:30.000 You probably.

00:07:31.000 Is that the real Luke?

00:07:34.000 We haven't figured that out.

00:07:36.000 All right.

00:07:37.000 So I can't grow a full beard.

00:07:38.000 If I could, I would have years ago, obviously.

00:07:40.000 Here's the question.

00:07:41.000 Neither can I, Clint, but that's not stopping me from having a beard.

00:07:43.000 Let me ask you.

00:07:44.000 This is what we need to be thinking about.

00:07:46.000 Holy shit.

00:07:47.000 Do these people, if you cast these people, would they play us in our, like, comedy show?

00:07:54.000 Dude, Cole right here is John Waldenberger.

00:07:57.000 Our Netflix adaptation.

00:07:58.000 That can happen.

00:07:59.000 It's so crazy.

00:08:00.000 I don't know where it got this.

00:08:01.000 You look like shit, dude.

00:08:02.000 I don't know.

00:08:03.000 I don't wear glasses.

00:08:04.000 I don't like you.

00:08:05.000 But this is the spirit of Cole.

00:08:06.000 Yeah, the spirit.

00:08:07.000 This is not the spirit.

00:08:08.000 I'm of your spirit.

00:08:09.000 That is kind of your spirit.

00:08:10.000 You're like a guy that works a government job, doesn't have a fucking clue what he's

00:08:13.000 doing, but you're jovial.

00:08:14.000 Everyone kind of likes you.

00:08:15.000 Yeah.

00:08:16.000 That's true.

00:08:17.000 Lindsey Graham vibes.

00:08:18.000 This guy has Cole's retard energy.

00:08:19.000 Do you need a stapler?

00:08:20.000 Yeah.

00:08:21.000 There's no way.

00:08:23.000 The funny thing was, so click on that again.

00:08:25.000 So I was like, this is blasphemy.

00:08:26.000 And he said, is this one better here?

00:08:28.000 Click on.

00:08:29.000 No, click actually on that one.

00:08:30.000 Yes.

00:08:31.000 Click on it.

00:08:32.000 So you can see the replies.

00:08:33.000 See the replies.

00:08:34.000 There's one reply.

00:08:35.000 Yes.

00:08:36.000 It's me.

00:08:37.000 No, you can't do it that way.

00:08:38.000 Do you not know how to work Twitter?

00:08:39.000 Scroll down.

00:08:40.000 There you go.

00:08:41.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 This is blasphemy.

00:08:43.000 And he said, is this one better?

00:08:44.000 The answer to me is a black dude that looks like he's a mumble rapper.

00:08:47.000 That's Tom Lobster.

00:08:48.000 That's Vince Staples.

00:08:49.000 No, that's Vince Staples.

00:08:50.000 No, hold on.

00:08:51.000 Hold on.

00:08:52.000 I don't know what that is.

00:08:53.000 What you guys aren't understanding is this guy, and scroll up Tyler, go back to the white

00:08:57.000 dude.

00:08:58.000 Look, this guy and this guy, they're both inside Cole.

00:09:01.000 Those are your two wolves.

00:09:03.000 Those are your two wolves.

00:09:04.000 That's the same time.

00:09:05.000 You got a nigga boy, and you got this fucking guy that works at Staples.

00:09:10.000 That's all you got.

00:09:11.000 They're both gay and retarded.

00:09:12.000 No, no.

00:09:13.000 One's gay and one's retarded.

00:09:14.000 One's gay and one's retarded.

00:09:16.000 This black guy looks gay.

00:09:18.000 Oh.

00:09:19.000 One's retarded and one steals things?

00:09:23.000 I don't know.

00:09:24.000 That's crazy because I was going to go that the other guy was gay and the black guy's retarded,

00:09:29.000 but I like where your head's at that the black guy's actually gay.

00:09:32.000 The black guy's gay.

00:09:33.000 And the white dude's just retarded.

00:09:34.000 The white dude's definitely retarded.

00:09:36.000 Yeah, of course.

00:09:37.000 Go up.

00:09:38.000 Go up.

00:09:39.000 Go to the white dude.

00:09:40.000 Nobody ends up with this lot in life.

00:09:41.000 White men don't unless they're retarded.

00:09:42.000 He's retarded.

00:09:43.000 The black dude looks like he sucks dick and doesn't tell anybody about it.

00:09:47.000 That actually might just be NBA young boy right there.

00:09:50.000 That just might.

00:09:51.000 That's Vince Staples.

00:09:52.000 If you scroll up, that's the principal to my high school.

00:09:55.000 Ooh.

00:09:56.000 No, not even the principal.

00:09:58.000 Like the vice.

00:09:59.000 Like the.

00:10:00.000 No, he's like a.

00:10:01.000 No, the vice principal is always the disciplinarian.

00:10:03.000 Do we agree?

00:10:04.000 Do we agree?

00:10:05.000 Go up.

00:10:06.000 Go up.

00:10:07.000 All the way to the top.

00:10:08.000 Go up.

00:10:09.000 Do we agree?

00:10:10.000 This guy plays Clint.

00:10:11.000 Yeah.

00:10:12.000 In the Netflix.

00:10:13.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 It's funny to me.

00:10:15.000 It's just like.

00:10:17.000 Go down.

00:10:18.000 I like it.

00:10:19.000 He's got to shave his head and really get into the part.

00:10:21.000 No.

00:10:22.000 This guy would be toad.

00:10:23.000 I want to invite myself onto my own casting couch and have to fuck myself.

00:10:26.000 That'd be dope.

00:10:27.000 Black cold party with Diddy.

00:10:29.000 Cool.

00:10:30.000 On the Cole one between that and the black kid.

00:10:33.000 Like these are like, you know, you've, you've seen the inside out one where he has like

00:10:36.000 the emotions inside his head.

00:10:37.000 Yeah.

00:10:38.000 Those are the two.

00:10:39.000 Like the, like you could cast them, but they're not realistic as like an actual casting.

00:10:42.000 Otherwise it's, it's stunning how accurate this is for Cole.

00:10:45.000 You know, they're, they're like Cole's angel on one shoulder and the demon on the other.

00:10:50.000 Right.

00:10:51.000 Super chat in the rumble.

00:10:52.000 Uh, they said, all black guys are gay.

00:10:54.000 $10 from individual gang again, and another $5 from good old fashioned.

00:10:59.000 Clinter is tussle.

00:11:00.000 Top go blur.

00:11:02.000 Jose Gardel dicks.

00:11:03.000 All right.

00:11:04.000 I guess.

00:11:05.000 All right.

00:11:06.000 All blacks are gay.

00:11:08.000 I think all black men are gay.

00:11:09.000 I don't know how to pronounce these.

00:11:11.000 Did you not go to like a school?

00:11:12.000 Vice principals were definitely a thing.

00:11:14.000 We definitely had a vice principal.

00:11:15.000 Ours, ours was this bony old bitch that we called Skeletor.

00:11:19.000 All right.

00:11:20.000 I, I know to me, this isn't like a, this isn't like this guy just on the school board.

00:11:25.000 His name was Gil Dardo for real.

00:11:26.000 Gil Dardo.

00:11:27.000 He was the vice principal.

00:11:28.000 Do you know how many times we would, we would make fun of him by just saying Dardo over

00:11:32.000 and over again.

00:11:33.000 We would get, we would get detention for it.

00:11:35.000 It was crazy.

00:11:36.000 Okay.

00:11:37.000 So like, I guess some, I do not agree with that, but this is so funny to me that top gets

00:11:43.000 like a, like a tech CEO.

00:11:46.000 That's what I see.

00:11:47.000 Like technically like, dude, this is, this is the, yes, it is a tech CEO.

00:11:49.000 Yes.

00:11:50.000 It is a tech CEO, but he's also the guy that goes home and he writes a manifesto about like

00:11:54.000 race and IQ.

00:11:55.000 Yeah.

00:11:56.000 Yeah.

00:11:57.000 Yeah.

00:11:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:59.000 Like the CFO or like there's something that's not the, like the tippy top, but he like,

00:12:04.000 he, he definitely, he has to make a statement on whenever like, uh, all I'm saying is he's

00:12:08.000 only hiring white people.

00:12:10.000 Yeah.

00:12:11.000 Well, he, he, he, he's got the salt and pepper hair, so he knows a lot about race.

00:12:15.000 And he, he, he actually, he made an AI and then he released it on the internet and then

00:12:18.000 it got really racist.

00:12:19.000 And then he had to go and make a statement about it and be like, Hey guys, that we're

00:12:22.000 sorry that like, but like that's, but deep down he was like, I made it racist on purpose.

00:12:27.000 That's the t-shirt right there.

00:12:28.000 Oh, I love it.

00:12:29.000 He, he's the CEO of cricket mobile.

00:12:31.000 That is.

00:12:32.000 And somehow that's top.

00:12:33.000 I, I don't understand where these like where it gets these AI, like where it's pulling from.

00:12:49.000 Cause somebody was like, maybe it pulls from.

00:12:52.000 Uh, Rahm Emanuel.

00:12:53.000 Yeah.

00:12:54.000 Yeah.

00:12:55.000 Uh, Rahm Emanuel is the CEO of cricket.

00:12:57.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:12:58.000 No, he's the, uh, former mayor of Chicago who said, uh, don't never waste, uh, never waste

00:13:04.000 what?

00:13:05.000 Like an opportunity, uh, to exploit, uh, if Rahm Emanuel was the fucking CEO of cricket,

00:13:10.000 I was going to die.

00:13:11.000 All right, but wait, do we agree this person plays me?

00:13:13.000 I think so.

00:13:14.000 No, no, it does not.

00:13:16.000 It's not you in any way.

00:13:17.000 No, it needs to be an Arabic dude.

00:13:19.000 Like it'd be just so funny.

00:13:20.000 Like it's just, it's not even like.

00:13:21.000 It's not even like, this guy might be like an Arabic guy.

00:13:24.000 This guy's got some like dark skin tone to him.

00:13:26.000 I don't know.

00:13:27.000 You never know.

00:13:28.000 Unless like Grok knows that top is the fed of us and that's what this is.

00:13:31.000 Then that's like his alter ego.

00:13:33.000 I could see this guy.

00:13:34.000 This also does look like the head of like a, not like the big three letter agencies,

00:13:39.000 but like a smaller one, like the, like, like he's the head of like BLM, like the Bureau

00:13:44.000 of Land Management.

00:13:45.000 That's, that's him.

00:13:46.000 Like that's.

00:13:47.000 It's actually, it's actually funny because every week there's like a different group of

00:13:53.000 people who just message or like tag me in something.

00:13:55.000 And they'd be like, this is Tom Lobson.

00:13:56.000 That's always a different person.

00:13:58.000 Dude, you do look like Colin Kaepernick.

00:14:00.000 That actually looks a lot like him.

00:14:01.000 I look like everybody apparently.

00:14:02.000 Do you know how good it would have been for the show if you had actually been in the Olympics

00:14:07.000 beating the fuck out of chicks?

00:14:08.000 Would be sick.

00:14:09.000 Do you think you could beat up an Olympic?

00:14:11.000 I need to do better.

00:14:12.000 Do you think you could beat up a woman Olympic boxer?

00:14:15.000 There you go.

00:14:16.000 I think, I think he could.

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 That's another one.

00:14:19.000 Yeah.

00:14:20.000 That one looks, I mean, that, you know how many people tag me in this?

00:14:21.000 That's just, that's just top of the worst airline.

00:14:23.000 Thousands?

00:14:24.000 Hundreds of thousands?

00:14:25.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 Top, top.

00:14:27.000 Legitimately.

00:14:28.000 Do you think if you, if you went, yeah, that's another one.

00:14:30.000 Like a hundred people.

00:14:31.000 No, no, no joke.

00:14:32.000 Like, like maybe close to a hundred people have tagged me with the individual brilliant thought of.

00:14:37.000 I love what he says for Jose.

00:14:41.000 Like just read what he said, go scroll down.

00:14:43.000 I just legit saw Colin Kaepernick and thought it looked like Top there.

00:14:46.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:14:48.000 This is the first thing everybody does.

00:14:49.000 They go, it looks like Top and they type it out and they send it to me.

00:14:52.000 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:14:53.000 Like, they're like emotionally abusing me little by little.

00:14:56.000 You look like this.

00:14:57.000 I mean, because, because you're so racially ambiguous, you can literally be almost anybody.

00:15:01.000 This, this Jose guy here, this guy doesn't.

00:15:04.000 Here's Jose.

00:15:05.000 Does this capture my essence though?

00:15:06.000 No.

00:15:07.000 This guy does like it does.

00:15:08.000 No.

00:15:09.000 Jovial black guy.

00:15:10.000 That's always been your vibe.

00:15:11.000 That is.

00:15:12.000 You think Jose is jovial black guy?

00:15:13.000 Yeah.

00:15:14.000 You think that's his aura?

00:15:15.000 A hundred percent.

00:15:16.000 I love thick bitches.

00:15:17.000 Like.

00:15:18.000 Yeah.

00:15:19.000 I mean.

00:15:20.000 Yeah.

00:15:21.000 This guy looks like.

00:15:22.000 Deep down your pore.

00:15:23.000 He washes.

00:15:24.000 He also really likes, he also really likes Dragon Ball Z.

00:15:26.000 I guess he actually is.

00:15:27.000 Time out.

00:15:28.000 Tell me this dude doesn't breed hairless cats.

00:15:30.000 We do this all the time.

00:15:31.000 We do this all the time and we let Jose skip over this shit.

00:15:34.000 Jose, you defend washing your chicken.

00:15:37.000 What?

00:15:38.000 What?

00:15:39.000 You did.

00:15:40.000 And you've had the fucking, you've had the thing.

00:15:41.000 You've had the.

00:15:42.000 Oh, not that one.

00:15:43.000 The beep?

00:15:44.000 Yeah.

00:15:45.000 The chirp.

00:15:46.000 You've had that in your house.

00:15:47.000 Oh, at a period of time in my life.

00:15:49.000 There was.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 It's a one that I couldn't get to and alluded to me to which one it was for a long period

00:15:54.000 of time.

00:15:55.000 I'm saying he's black.

00:15:56.000 He has.

00:15:57.000 He is this guy.

00:15:58.000 He's black.

00:15:59.000 He's got these little things.

00:16:00.000 These black things about him.

00:16:01.000 He's got jovial black energy.

00:16:02.000 He does.

00:16:03.000 Yo.

00:16:04.000 AI picked out what you are inside.

00:16:05.000 So I guess.

00:16:06.000 Yeah.

00:16:07.000 I guess it doesn't actually.

00:16:08.000 I think that's the most remarkable thing about Grok right now is that it is fucking nailing

00:16:10.000 it.

00:16:11.000 It goes.

00:16:12.000 It's not nailing.

00:16:13.000 Virtually.

00:16:14.000 Yeah.

00:16:15.000 It's in your soul.

00:16:16.000 It knows your aura.

00:16:17.000 It doesn't know it.

00:16:18.000 It can't get you.

00:16:19.000 Here we go.

00:16:20.000 This black guy right here.

00:16:21.000 I think he like farmed shrimp probably.

00:16:23.000 So it's close to breeding cats in some way.

00:16:26.000 Scroll down because somebody said Toad had a glow up.

00:16:29.000 That is Toad.

00:16:30.000 That is.

00:16:31.000 If Toad got his shit together.

00:16:33.000 If Toad got his shit together.

00:16:34.000 He became a show for Netflix that was called Tower Gang.

00:16:37.000 That's absolutely who plays Toad.

00:16:38.000 It's unbelievable.

00:16:39.000 I mean, I wish I had hair like that.

00:16:41.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:42.000 They make him sympathetic and we're just like the assholes to him as opposed to like the

00:16:46.000 real Toad that like you're like, you should.

00:16:48.000 You should.

00:16:49.000 Honestly, guys, can we can we make like a promise here?

00:16:51.000 Jose looks like a Josh.

00:16:54.000 Top looks like a homeless French Muslim.

00:16:56.000 That's also true.

00:16:57.000 That black guy looks like a Josh.

00:16:59.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:17:00.000 Or me?

00:17:01.000 Guys, wait.

00:17:02.000 He looks like a Baba.

00:17:03.000 Yeah, black.

00:17:04.000 Wait one second.

00:17:05.000 Black and said that looks like a Josh.

00:17:06.000 I want to.

00:17:07.000 I want to just get everybody's word here.

00:17:08.000 This is optimistic.

00:17:09.000 Let's say Tower Gang gets to the point where we could make our own Netflix show.

00:17:14.000 Like this is like, you know, Shane Gillis did this.

00:17:17.000 I'm like, this is not beyond the wrong possibility.

00:17:18.000 It's completely beyond the wrong.

00:17:19.000 But if it ever does happen.

00:17:21.000 This will never happen.

00:17:22.000 If it ever does happen.

00:17:23.000 This is main character energy.

00:17:24.000 If it ever does happen.

00:17:25.000 This is the main character of Tires.

00:17:26.000 But it's towed.

00:17:27.000 But like it's sympathetic that we're so shitty.

00:17:29.000 Like we're shitty to him in that same.

00:17:30.000 What do you think?

00:17:31.000 What do you think he's doing?

00:17:32.000 It looks like he's like a software guy.

00:17:34.000 He is me.

00:17:35.000 No, but the problem with this guy is like no one's going to believe that he didn't fuck

00:17:39.000 all the way up until 38 years old.

00:17:40.000 No, no, you can believe that.

00:17:42.000 No, I can see this guy not fucking.

00:17:44.000 No, I can't actually.

00:17:45.000 This guy looks gay.

00:17:46.000 He looks closeted gay.

00:17:48.000 Fine.

00:17:49.000 He's still fucking.

00:17:50.000 Oh, shit.

00:17:51.000 This guy is in my mind.

00:17:52.000 He's in my soul.

00:17:53.000 Yeah, I do want to cast this guy.

00:17:54.000 It's like Danny Polishchuk if Danny ever slept.

00:17:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:57.000 Because he doesn't have the huge bags under his eyes.

00:18:00.000 He looks tired.

00:18:04.000 I do like it did.

00:18:06.000 I guess he got our essence.

00:18:07.000 I think mine was not.

00:18:09.000 I don't think mine got the exact essence.

00:18:11.000 This is what I was asking.

00:18:12.000 I don't think it got the essence of Topps either.

00:18:13.000 If you look at Topps, the more I feel like it's the best.

00:18:16.000 I think Topps is the most correct actually.

00:18:21.000 This guy just looks like he does good stuff.

00:18:23.000 He goes to the Christmas party, everybody likes him, then he just gets into his car and

00:18:27.000 he just screams racial slurs in his wife's face.

00:18:30.000 He does the right thing, but he's a scumbag.

00:18:35.000 That's him.

00:18:36.000 I've fucking worked with that guy before.

00:18:37.000 I know exactly who that is.

00:18:38.000 This guy absolutely denies the Holocaust.

00:18:40.000 A hundred percent.

00:18:41.000 But he does it from some anonymous burner account.

00:18:44.000 Yeah.

00:18:45.000 Okay.

00:18:46.000 So I guess that's who.

00:18:49.000 Listen, if we ever do get to the point where they make the show, promise me, if we get to typecast, that's who we typecast.

00:18:56.000 Literally, I'm not looking at Cole.

00:18:57.000 I'm typecasting.

00:18:58.000 I'm looking for that fat guy to play that role because I don't even care anymore.

00:19:02.000 But that misses out the whole arc of me going to the gym.

00:19:07.000 That misses out that whole arc.

00:19:10.000 Oh, dude.

00:19:11.000 Yeah, he's fat Dave.

00:19:12.000 Holy shit.

00:19:13.000 You are in great shape, but spiritually, you're still fat.

00:19:17.000 Spiritually fat Dave.

00:19:18.000 I call the large fries motherfucker guy from Dexter.

00:19:21.000 You guys know that guy?

00:19:22.000 You know, the reason that your spirit's still fat is because you haven't stood up to your wife yet.

00:19:30.000 Once you knock her the fuck out, even your spiritual self will lose weight.

00:19:34.000 I don't think he ever will.

00:19:35.000 Do you think if I go in and just beat Elizabeth to death tonight, that Grok would change my AI?

00:19:41.000 I think.

00:19:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:43.000 You know what?

00:19:44.000 Maybe.

00:19:45.000 I know that's what would happen.

00:19:46.000 It would capture your essence.

00:19:47.000 That might be worth it.

00:19:48.000 And then it would make you look exactly like you.

00:19:52.000 You'd become the black kid.

00:19:57.000 Instead of just a little black kid.

00:19:58.000 Did you see the face like shift over to it?

00:20:01.000 Instead of just a little black kid, all of a sudden just like a big black motherfucker.

00:20:05.000 They just turned it like immediately.

00:20:07.000 I just imagine the moment we're looking at the screen and you see the fucking, the white guy and it's like an every time movie where they fade away and the black kid starts appearing.

00:20:17.000 Yes.

00:20:20.000 Well, guys, I guess I have to beat my wife to death tonight just for some internet clout.

00:20:24.000 Or just so the Grok gets me right.

00:20:26.000 It was nice.

00:20:27.000 Anything is better than this shit right here, which you can get at toplobster.com.

00:20:30.000 And a couple of people have bought.

00:20:32.000 Life is an adventure.

00:20:33.000 I don't know why you guys are buying this shit, but please keep buying it.

00:20:39.000 Shit's hilarious.

00:20:40.000 You guys have bought a bunch of this.

00:20:41.000 More racist people than I thought with the endless shrimp and with the gorilla hand.

00:20:45.000 Kind of crazy.

00:20:47.000 And a couple of people lose.

00:20:48.000 I feel like Skip the Pussy is legitimately like something you can actually, it's just.

00:20:52.000 This goes hard.

00:20:53.000 I don't know.

00:20:54.000 That one does go really hard.

00:20:55.000 That shit does go hard.

00:20:56.000 This one goes hard as fuck.

00:20:57.000 The being ungovernable is almost impossible.

00:20:59.000 Like you can't.

00:21:01.000 Atlany boys.

00:21:02.000 I still have this one up here, Flat Headed Baby Syndrome, which I think that was the name

00:21:07.000 of an episode and it stuck with me so much that I kept it up there.

00:21:12.000 Did you upload the I'd Rather Die Than DEI?

00:21:15.000 Oh yeah.

00:21:16.000 We got that too.

00:21:17.000 Hold on.

00:21:18.000 Let me see.

00:21:19.000 Fucking.

00:21:20.000 No, wait.

00:21:21.000 Oh, you're L.

00:21:22.000 So you should be over here.

00:21:23.000 Oh wait.

00:21:24.000 Free shipping for over $150.

00:21:25.000 That's a lot of money.

00:21:26.000 Like.

00:21:27.000 Yeah.

00:21:28.000 Can you like lower that shit?

00:21:29.000 Miles.

00:21:30.000 Miles.

00:21:31.000 Miles.

00:21:32.000 Fuck my shit up.

00:21:33.000 Because if it's like, whatever, it's a whole thing.

00:21:34.000 It's not uploaded.

00:21:35.000 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 Lord Miles.

00:21:37.000 Oh shit.

00:21:38.000 It's not uploaded.

00:21:39.000 What the?

00:21:40.000 Oh, it's a draft.

00:21:41.000 Because you told me.

00:21:42.000 Clint said, I might go too hard.

00:21:43.000 But it's a modern version.

00:21:45.000 Yeah.

00:21:46.000 Better dead than red.

00:21:47.000 Better off dead?

00:21:48.000 Oh.

00:21:49.000 You said better off dead than red.

00:21:50.000 I need some merch.

00:21:51.000 Can we introduce Clint to the buddy, our new buddy we met in the before show?

00:21:56.000 Oh fuck.

00:21:57.000 Tyler.

00:21:58.000 Pull that up.

00:21:59.000 In the private chat?

00:22:00.000 I know you're dreading it.

00:22:01.000 I'm dreading this actually.

00:22:02.000 So what's going on here?

00:22:03.000 I'm looking forward to it.

00:22:04.000 Clint is like on Nephilim Death Squad, we attract a strange crowd.

00:22:08.000 I haven't noticed.

00:22:09.000 I haven't noticed.

00:22:10.000 No.

00:22:11.000 Since the beginning has been this dude, Leon.

00:22:13.000 Leon comes in.

00:22:14.000 This makes sense now, by the way.

00:22:15.000 Yeah.

00:22:16.000 The Grocks used my valedictorian speech picture and just age.

00:22:20.000 He extrapolated.

00:22:21.000 He extrapolated.

00:22:22.000 He was like, this fucking retard.

00:22:24.000 This is Paul in high school.

00:22:25.000 This fucking retard is going to grow up.

00:22:27.000 Yeah.

00:22:28.000 He just said one of those age in his photos.

00:22:29.000 Dude, that is Cole if he never met us.

00:22:31.000 That is Cole if he never met us.

00:22:32.000 100%.

00:22:33.000 Do you remember Cole when we met him?

00:22:35.000 He was a fat fuck.

00:22:36.000 That was the road he was going down.

00:22:38.000 He was spiritually a fat alcoholic.

00:22:39.000 We saved you.

00:22:40.000 We saved you.

00:22:41.000 Individual gang on rumble $10.

00:22:42.000 We put that little black boy inside you.

00:22:43.000 Said no such thing as free shipping.

00:22:46.000 We're putting a little black boy inside me.

00:22:52.000 I just needed a little black boy inside me.

00:22:54.000 That's all I need.

00:22:55.000 That's all we need.

00:22:56.000 Wow.

00:22:57.000 That's what I was put here to do, brother.

00:22:59.000 Jesus Christ.

00:23:01.000 Hey, real quick, while you're trying to find that, I don't know if I've said this yet,

00:23:08.000 but I mentioned that me and I was trying for a baby.

00:23:10.000 Well, I guess it's not really out yet, but just keep this between us, YouTube chat, and

00:23:15.000 whoever's on the show.

00:23:16.000 Keep this between us, public chat.

00:23:18.000 10,000 people.

00:23:19.000 This is more people than you could ever possibly tell, but go ahead.

00:23:21.000 Yeah, like 60,000 people.

00:23:22.000 Cole's about to come out, finally.

00:23:24.000 My wife is pregnant again, so it's like, yay.

00:23:26.000 Woo!

00:23:27.000 Yeah.

00:23:28.000 Hold on.

00:23:29.000 All right, back to Leon.

00:23:30.000 No, no, no.

00:23:31.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:23:32.000 Who's the father?

00:23:33.000 I don't know yet.

00:23:34.000 That dick ain't working, son.

00:23:35.000 Yeah, I know.

00:23:36.000 Whoever that guy's dick is, it's working.

00:23:39.000 You've got to go on more.

00:23:40.000 No, so it was really funny because she loves coffee, so she was like, I'm only going to

00:23:46.000 drink a little bit today.

00:23:48.000 You can't drink a certain amount of coffee, or it can hurt the baby or whatever.

00:23:51.000 I thought that would be great.

00:23:53.000 Well, it was funny because today, she was like, I'm just going to drink half of this,

00:23:58.000 and that shouldn't hurt me.

00:23:59.000 And I was like, well, it's not going to hurt you.

00:24:01.000 And it just came out like that.

00:24:03.000 And I started laughing.

00:24:05.000 I was like, it's really dark when you think about I'm just making a joke that's like,

00:24:08.000 well, it's not going to hurt you, but it'll kill that kid.

00:24:11.000 You'll be fine.

00:24:12.000 I just came up with a great bit.

00:24:14.000 Whenever any of us get our significant others pregnant from this point forward, this is

00:24:21.000 what I want you to do.

00:24:22.000 When you go and you see your father-in-law, I want you to have a hidden camera.

00:24:26.000 And then as he's like congratulating you, just say ever so slightly, ever so quietly,

00:24:32.000 just say raw.

00:24:33.000 Raw.

00:24:34.000 And like, don't explain.

00:24:35.000 But just obviously the-

00:24:37.000 Just go like this to him.

00:24:38.000 Insinuation is that I'm fucking your daughter raw.

00:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:24:42.000 Or like just constantly allusions to that until he snaps.

00:24:45.000 Guts.

00:24:46.000 But it has to be like in some sort of context.

00:24:48.000 It has to be like when he brings up that she's pregnant or something, then you go wrong.

00:24:52.000 It came into your daughter's cervix.

00:24:54.000 Do you think you should-

00:24:55.000 Oh, no.

00:24:56.000 Here's a great thing.

00:24:57.000 A little too overwhelmed.

00:24:58.000 Would you like me to pick up some cream pies from the store?

00:25:01.000 I was about to say, I think this should be a thing that should become a cultural thing.

00:25:05.000 Cream pies, right?

00:25:06.000 Is that you should-

00:25:08.000 For the announcement, you should be-

00:25:10.000 Two dollars a year.

00:25:11.000 Two dollars a year.

00:25:12.000 Two dollars a year.

00:25:13.000 Two dollars a year announcement.

00:25:14.000 Liz is pregnant.

00:25:15.000 Now everybody knows.

00:25:16.000 Thank you, Netherite.

00:25:17.000 Thank you, Netherite.

00:25:18.000 You should give your parents, like your parents cream pies.

00:25:22.000 Like whenever you're telling them, like letting them know that.

00:25:25.000 I think that should be a cultural thing now.

00:25:27.000 No, that should be a tower game thing.

00:25:28.000 That should be what our fans do.

00:25:29.000 Cold, Netherite just paid two dollars for you to boost up your energy about being a dad.

00:25:34.000 So just go ahead and now that they're giving you money for it, be a fucking prostitute

00:25:37.000 and crank your energy up a little bit higher.

00:25:39.000 The problem, I can't crank it up too much because my son is sleeping in a big boy bed now.

00:25:43.000 We got him a big boy bed.

00:25:44.000 So, but last night he crawled, he crawled out of the big boy bed and then just laid on the floor.

00:25:48.000 Cold.

00:25:49.000 I feel like you were getting like retarded jacked a few months ago and now you're just jacked.

00:25:56.000 Is there something wrong?

00:25:57.000 Yeah, I haven't been able to go to the gym as much and I'm really upset about that.

00:26:01.000 See?

00:26:02.000 I picked up on that.

00:26:03.000 Yeah.

00:26:04.000 Last week I didn't go, like I only went one day.

00:26:05.000 I've missed a lot.

00:26:06.000 Have you been sad, Cole?

00:26:07.000 You seem sad.

00:26:08.000 The work has been crazy for me.

00:26:10.000 So it's been like really...

00:26:11.000 Weren't you talking shit about a home gym not too long ago?

00:26:13.000 I tried to talk you into a home gym.

00:26:14.000 I would love a home gym.

00:26:15.000 Fuck you.

00:26:16.000 Home gym.

00:26:17.000 But now, I'm also getting a new house.

00:26:19.000 So a new baby, new house.

00:26:21.000 New house.

00:26:22.000 A lot of stuff going on.

00:26:23.000 New baby.

00:26:24.000 About that.

00:26:25.000 Dude, what if it's a thing?

00:26:27.000 What if it has to do with like the pregnancy?

00:26:29.000 So pregnancy number one...

00:26:30.000 This will make me kill myself if you keep saying this.

00:26:31.000 Cole gets like super fucking jacked during pregnancy one, right?

00:26:34.000 Then pregnancy two happens and the inverse happens and Cole gets un-jacked.

00:26:38.000 Is that a thing?

00:26:39.000 Actually, you do lose testosterone whenever your wife is pregnant.

00:26:44.000 Is that picture...

00:26:45.000 What if that picture is a premonition?

00:26:46.000 What if it's a prediction of what he's about to be?

00:26:49.000 No gym.

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:51.000 All depressed.

00:26:52.000 In debt.

00:26:53.000 Probably I assume.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:55.000 All these kids he's having to slave away at his office job for.

00:26:58.000 Oh my God.

00:26:59.000 Is that my future?

00:27:00.000 Is my future fat Peter Griffin?

00:27:02.000 Yeah.

00:27:03.000 Fat Peter Griffin.

00:27:04.000 Peter Griffin is already fat.

00:27:05.000 That's the best you'll ever look.

00:27:07.000 It's only downhill from there, buddy.

00:27:08.000 All right.

00:27:09.000 Back to Leon.

00:27:10.000 That's a picture that you show to your kids.

00:27:12.000 You're like, look at me when I was younger.

00:27:14.000 And your kids are like, what the fuck is this?

00:27:15.000 I don't need TRT.

00:27:16.000 All I need is nicotine.

00:27:17.000 That's what I need to do.

00:27:19.000 I need to start some zins.

00:27:21.000 Dude, you should just take my vape habit over.

00:27:24.000 Just send me...

00:27:25.000 How about this?

00:27:26.000 How about you buy vapes whenever you get the itch into vape?

00:27:29.000 And then you just send that vape to me.

00:27:31.000 You ship it to me.

00:27:32.000 How about you vape for my addiction?

00:27:33.000 And I'll vape it for you.

00:27:34.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.000 You can live through coal vicariously.

00:27:37.000 And I'll send you a video and be like, shh.

00:27:39.000 Blowing fat clouds, brother.

00:27:41.000 It's a good process to wean off.

00:27:42.000 Because you're going through the process of buying it.

00:27:44.000 So you're filling that fucking, like, nick.

00:27:46.000 You know that, like...

00:27:47.000 Is that the itch?

00:27:48.000 That's like the only good part is that I don't have to do that anymore.

00:27:51.000 And then there are other ways you can...

00:27:53.000 Do the least pleasurable aspect of it.

00:27:55.000 Leave the pleasure aspect for coal.

00:27:57.000 Right.

00:27:58.000 And there are other ways you can wean off that later once coal's developed an addiction.

00:28:01.000 There are other ways you can fill the oil fixation aspect of it.

00:28:05.000 We've got a $2 super chat from Nether Knight Supporter.

00:28:07.000 New baby, new house.

00:28:08.000 Now you need a new show.

00:28:09.000 Coal and cleanse.

00:28:10.000 There you go.

00:28:11.000 What happened?

00:28:12.000 I told you.

00:28:13.000 I've been very busy with work.

00:28:14.000 It's been crazy busy with this kind of thing.

00:28:16.000 One episode.

00:28:17.000 It is pretty fun.

00:28:18.000 Guys, I'm going to try to do it every fucking day.

00:28:21.000 One episode.

00:28:22.000 Or what...

00:28:23.000 It could be called colonics.

00:28:25.000 I don't know what that means.

00:28:27.000 Colonics.

00:28:28.000 Oh, colonics.

00:28:29.000 I don't know.

00:28:30.000 What I was...

00:28:31.000 It is really funny to me to think about, like, a guy that's dealing with, like, alcoholism

00:28:36.000 and then being like, okay, here's how you stop.

00:28:38.000 Still go to the liquor store, buy whatever liquor you do buy, and then just give it to your

00:28:43.000 friend.

00:28:44.000 Watch them do it.

00:28:45.000 Terrible.

00:28:46.000 Guys, so again, I warned you last week that David is doing this thing.

00:28:51.000 And now they're gaming the system because I feel like we should read out loud all of

00:28:55.000 the super chats.

00:28:56.000 But now they're trying to, like, steer the show.

00:28:59.000 There are too many of them to do it, man.

00:29:01.000 It's just...

00:29:02.000 Too many super chats to read?

00:29:03.000 I feel like you have to, right?

00:29:05.000 Can we circle back to Leon?

00:29:07.000 We can at least show them on screen.

00:29:10.000 Are we ever going to, like, tell me what the fuck Leon is?

00:29:13.000 I don't even know what we're talking about.

00:29:14.000 Okay, pull up Leon.

00:29:15.000 Leon.

00:29:16.000 Yeah, let's pull up Leon.

00:29:17.000 Leon.

00:29:18.000 Let it explain itself.

00:29:19.000 Look at the title of the video.

00:29:20.000 Read the title of the video.

00:29:21.000 Yeah, let's read it.

00:29:22.000 Thorn, Leon, Florida, Crackers, Posse, Cracker.

00:29:24.000 This is clearly Florida.

00:29:25.000 This is clearly Florida.

00:29:26.000 Clearly, mentally well.

00:29:27.000 This is how this guy lives?

00:29:28.000 Holy shit.

00:29:29.000 Yeah, death on death squad.

00:29:31.000 Raven.

00:29:32.000 Yeah, I was watching that live chat, remember?

00:29:37.000 This guy fucks by any means but necessary.

00:29:42.000 Is this guy homeless?

00:29:43.000 Wait, wait, what's on the table behind him?

00:29:47.000 The most recent victim.

00:29:50.000 That's a piss chair.

00:29:52.000 Check it out.

00:29:54.000 Florida Cracker here.

00:30:00.000 Is he going to shave his own beard?

00:30:01.000 With a Nadeau?

00:30:02.000 Yeah.

00:30:03.000 Clippers.

00:30:04.000 Scissors.

00:30:05.000 What the fuck?

00:30:06.000 Outdoor gator.

00:30:07.000 I will say, his beard actually is well maintained.

00:30:24.000 It's a decent beard.

00:30:25.000 It actually is a decent beard.

00:30:27.000 He might just be a barber.

00:30:29.000 Who's letting this guy cut their hair?

00:30:31.000 Me.

00:30:32.000 I'd let him cut my hair.

00:30:34.000 Oh, you guys.

00:30:35.000 The Nephilim death squad.

00:30:38.000 I don't know why.

00:30:40.000 Are you about to start crying?

00:30:41.000 Put up with you dumb asses.

00:30:43.000 But you know.

00:30:44.000 What is this guy on?

00:30:45.000 I guess it takes a fool to entertain fools.

00:30:47.000 Nephilim death squad is what he's on.

00:30:49.000 Oh, alright.

00:30:51.000 The funny thing is, this is, so, this is weird.

00:30:55.000 No, no, no, no.

00:30:56.000 What I was going to say is.

00:30:57.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:30:58.000 I missed key context there.

00:30:59.000 Shut up, Cole.

00:31:00.000 Outdoor man.

00:31:01.000 You need him to come in and do the close thing vlog.

00:31:07.000 Hey, dumb asses.

00:31:08.000 I'm on your ass.

00:31:11.000 Yeah, I got my screenshots coming.

00:31:15.000 Screenshots coming.

00:31:16.000 Whoa.

00:31:17.000 What's going on?

00:31:18.000 He's about to put you all in breath.

00:31:20.000 Did you say kill the gator?

00:31:22.000 What did he say?

00:31:23.000 Dude.

00:31:24.000 Nothing is going on.

00:31:25.000 I don't understand.

00:31:26.000 He's been, he's been following us since day one.

00:31:28.000 And been like this in the chat.

00:31:30.000 He might have been the first person in the live chat.

00:31:32.000 And, I don't know.

00:31:34.000 I just don't know where he came from.

00:31:35.000 Like, we, we didn't even really talk to him anymore.

00:31:37.000 But, I don't know.

00:31:38.000 He said he issued a fight challenge to Raven.

00:31:40.000 I assumed it was one of these videos.

00:31:41.000 But, it's like, is this all he's doing on there?

00:31:44.000 Is Nephilim responses that we're not watching?

00:31:47.000 He's going to try to stab Raven.

00:31:48.000 To honor him doing this, we should like one, every episode, watch one of his.

00:31:53.000 See what he's saying.

00:31:54.000 Yeah, that's fine with me.

00:31:55.000 Because, like, what I was going to say is, this is the same energy that I like to find on my Instagram.

00:32:00.000 Yeah.

00:32:01.000 Is like, is like this, like, that's, that's the type of guy I would try to find.

00:32:04.000 I want to see this guy that has, like, 30 likes.

00:32:07.000 And, they're all from people that, like, like me.

00:32:09.000 That find this on Instagram.

00:32:10.000 And, they commented, like.

00:32:11.000 No shit.

00:32:12.000 Like, what Nephilim Death Squad is cultivating is an audience that is ideal for Cole.

00:32:16.000 Yes.

00:32:17.000 And, that doesn't make a lot of sense.

00:32:18.000 But, that's what's happening.

00:32:19.000 Because, I like to consume.

00:32:20.000 Maybe this is our job.

00:32:21.000 Maybe this is our job.

00:32:22.000 Like, at your mom's house kind of thing.

00:32:23.000 Like, we have to make Leon famous.

00:32:25.000 We have to just.

00:32:26.000 Yes.

00:32:27.000 There's a lot of things like that.

00:32:28.000 Because, you're.

00:32:29.000 He has such charisma.

00:32:31.000 It's unbelievable.

00:32:32.000 Yeah.

00:32:33.000 I want.

00:32:34.000 Leon did die.

00:32:35.000 Leon dyed Raven's hair.

00:32:36.000 That makes sense.

00:32:37.000 Wait, he did?

00:32:38.000 Every word he said.

00:32:39.000 Whoa.

00:32:40.000 He said nothing.

00:32:41.000 So, he is a.

00:32:42.000 He is a barber.

00:32:43.000 Oh, dude.

00:32:44.000 He made a fighting challenge for Toad.

00:32:45.000 Why does he really want to fight Toad?

00:32:46.000 I want to see that one.

00:32:47.000 But, you need to title your videos better.

00:32:48.000 I like it.

00:32:49.000 Because.

00:32:50.000 I'm way more terrified of fighting this guy than that woman.

00:32:53.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:55.000 I'm not gonna let.

00:32:56.000 I wouldn't let this guy fight Toad.

00:32:57.000 No.

00:32:58.000 That's like a.

00:32:59.000 I feel like he would.

00:33:00.000 He would bring a razor.

00:33:01.000 Like, he would bring.

00:33:02.000 All that psycho energy.

00:33:03.000 But this guy would like stab me in the.

00:33:05.000 I want.

00:33:06.000 I want.

00:33:07.000 I want our viewers to understand.

00:33:08.000 Uh.

00:33:09.000 A woman beats up Toad.

00:33:10.000 I laugh.

00:33:11.000 I high five.

00:33:12.000 It's all fun.

00:33:13.000 Dude tries to lay a finger on Toad.

00:33:15.000 Fuck you up.

00:33:16.000 Oh.

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 Especially a schizo dude.

00:33:19.000 Thank you.

00:33:20.000 Don't fuck with Toad.

00:33:21.000 Don't fuck with Toad.

00:33:22.000 Don't fuck with Toad.

00:33:23.000 If you're one of our guy.

00:33:24.000 Viewers.

00:33:25.000 Do not fuck with Toad.

00:33:26.000 Literally.

00:33:27.000 Beat the shit out of this guy.

00:33:28.000 Don't eat a terrifying fight.

00:33:29.000 This is.

00:33:30.000 Oh.

00:33:31.000 Are we going to cover that?

00:33:32.000 Are we going to cover that drama?

00:33:33.000 I guess we were talking about that.

00:33:34.000 God.

00:33:35.000 That was.

00:33:36.000 That made me so mad.

00:33:37.000 Like.

00:33:38.000 Pull it up.

00:33:39.000 These guys.

00:33:40.000 On accident.

00:33:41.000 Pulled off a total grift.

00:33:42.000 That worked out completely in my favor.

00:33:43.000 As far as like.

00:33:44.000 You know.

00:33:45.000 Viewer count.

00:33:46.000 And followers go.

00:33:47.000 If we were Dennis.

00:33:48.000 You'd owe us $8.

00:33:49.000 Right.

00:33:50.000 Yeah.

00:33:51.000 Yeah.

00:33:52.000 For sure.

00:33:53.000 Oh.

00:33:54.000 They're lying.

00:33:55.000 I'm like.

00:33:56.000 These people.

00:33:57.000 They follow NDS.

00:33:58.000 They're just totally fucking crazy.

00:33:59.000 If you watch the rest of the video.

00:34:00.000 Then they start defending it a little bit.

00:34:01.000 So you can tell like.

00:34:02.000 Oh.

00:34:03.000 It's under your skin.

00:34:04.000 You need to give full context.

00:34:05.000 Because people probably didn't see what happened.

00:34:06.000 Yeah.

00:34:07.000 So.

00:34:08.000 Last episode.

00:34:09.000 Well then.

00:34:10.000 Maybe your wife is.

00:34:11.000 Actually has no tits.

00:34:13.000 How about that?

00:34:14.000 Oh.

00:34:15.000 Fuck.

00:34:16.000 Honestly.

00:34:17.000 Round two.

00:34:18.000 Let's see if we can grift our way into some nonsense.

00:34:20.000 I'd rather.

00:34:21.000 I'd rather him come after Clint though.

00:34:22.000 Because Clint will be like.

00:34:23.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:34:24.000 Like.

00:34:25.000 Come after me.

00:34:26.000 I'll fight you bitch.

00:34:27.000 I just.

00:34:28.000 I just don't.

00:34:29.000 I just do not appreciate that.

00:34:30.000 It escalated to the.

00:34:31.000 All right.

00:34:32.000 Go ahead and fucking explain the story.

00:34:33.000 So.

00:34:34.000 Last week.

00:34:35.000 We watched this video.

00:34:36.000 White Toad.

00:34:37.000 And then.

00:34:38.000 As a comedy show of what we do.

00:34:39.000 I made fun of her.

00:34:40.000 Because it's just the show.

00:34:41.000 And then.

00:34:42.000 She was in the chat.

00:34:43.000 She was all good.

00:34:44.000 She followed me on Twitter afterwards.

00:34:45.000 I followed her back.

00:34:46.000 You said some fucking mean shit though.

00:34:47.000 It was.

00:34:48.000 It was very mean.

00:34:49.000 I didn't feel right about it.

00:34:50.000 That was.

00:34:51.000 She's a very pretty lady.

00:34:52.000 That wasn't.

00:34:53.000 She was sitting in an unappealing going.

00:34:54.000 She has about the same size tits as your wife.

00:34:56.000 So like.

00:34:57.000 What the fuck.

00:34:58.000 He said.

00:34:59.000 He said what the little black eye.

00:35:00.000 Size and shape are very different.

00:35:01.000 That's what the little black eye in your heart told you to say.

00:35:03.000 You weren't listening to the fat dude.

00:35:04.000 Yeah.

00:35:05.000 You just knew it would hurt.

00:35:06.000 You just knew it would hurt.

00:35:07.000 I know.

00:35:08.000 This is the thing.

00:35:09.000 This is the thing I can do.

00:35:10.000 Tell that cracker.

00:35:11.000 She got flat titties.

00:35:12.000 This is something I can do though.

00:35:13.000 Like I.

00:35:14.000 Where are those titties at?

00:35:15.000 From my.

00:35:16.000 Like my high school.

00:35:17.000 Because in high school.

00:35:18.000 Because there was only five of us.

00:35:19.000 Like in.

00:35:20.000 Like in our.

00:35:21.000 In my class.

00:35:22.000 Old guys.

00:35:23.000 No, no.

00:35:24.000 It was.

00:35:25.000 It was.

00:35:26.000 It was three guys.

00:35:27.000 Two girls.

00:35:28.000 One of the girls cheated on him.

00:35:29.000 With the other three guys.

00:35:30.000 Like we were mean as fuck to each other.

00:35:31.000 Because like.

00:35:32.000 We all knew each other.

00:35:33.000 So we all knew each other's insecurities.

00:35:34.000 Well.

00:35:35.000 Yes.

00:35:36.000 You had to be mean.

00:35:37.000 Because there was only two women to go around.

00:35:38.000 Yeah.

00:35:39.000 That's true.

00:35:40.000 One of you was gonna die.

00:35:41.000 And so.

00:35:42.000 That's not a good ratio.

00:35:43.000 Those two dudes.

00:35:44.000 Took the two girls.

00:35:45.000 And Cole ended up dating some hoe.

00:35:47.000 From another school.

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:49.000 Damn Cole.

00:35:50.000 You got fucking.

00:35:51.000 Cucked out.

00:35:52.000 Cucked.

00:35:53.000 No.

00:35:54.000 Like.

00:35:55.000 Well not.

00:35:56.000 No.

00:35:57.000 Actually no.

00:35:58.000 You had to go get bitches from other schools.

00:35:59.000 You only had two girls in your graduating class.

00:36:01.000 Did anyone fuck them?

00:36:03.000 Um.

00:36:04.000 I think one finally got fucked.

00:36:06.000 I think one got fucked senior year.

00:36:07.000 But not anyone from my school.

00:36:08.000 It was actually from the.

00:36:09.000 The.

00:36:10.000 Another school as well.

00:36:11.000 Wow.

00:36:12.000 Just.

00:36:13.000 In the name of like.

00:36:14.000 I don't know.

00:36:15.000 Being a man.

00:36:16.000 It feels like someone would have had to.

00:36:17.000 I feel like.

00:36:18.000 Almost.

00:36:19.000 There was.

00:36:20.000 Like.

00:36:21.000 I would say.

00:36:22.000 In.

00:36:23.000 My.

00:36:24.000 School.

00:36:25.000 There were probably.

00:36:26.000 Three or four people that actually fucked.

00:36:28.000 And that.

00:36:29.000 Like.

00:36:30.000 In a school of like.

00:36:31.000 You know.

00:36:32.000 A dozen.

00:36:33.000 Wait.

00:36:34.000 So.

00:36:35.000 Everyone except you.

00:36:36.000 25%.

00:36:37.000 I went to school.

00:36:38.000 Like a beggar's dozen.

00:36:39.000 But it does.

00:36:40.000 It doesn't count though.

00:36:41.000 When it's.

00:36:42.000 It doesn't count.

00:36:43.000 When it's your students.

00:36:44.000 Coach.

00:36:45.000 It was Alabama.

00:36:46.000 But it doesn't count.

00:36:47.000 When it's your sister.

00:36:48.000 Right.

00:36:49.000 We.

00:36:50.000 Chimes in.

00:36:51.000 Says.

00:36:52.000 She's.

00:36:53.000 She's going to beat.

00:36:54.000 Toad up.

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:56.000 And then.

00:36:57.000 Then Cole.

00:36:58.000 Hammers her.

00:36:59.000 Saying that she's flat chested.

00:37:00.000 Then this lunatic.

00:37:01.000 Hops onto Twitter.

00:37:02.000 Says.

00:37:03.000 Arms and legs.

00:37:04.000 And then Cole.

00:37:05.000 Pussied.

00:37:06.000 The fuck.

00:37:07.000 Out.

00:37:08.000 Because one.

00:37:09.000 She's a 10.

00:37:10.000 She's a 10.

00:37:11.000 But you have to eat her out.

00:37:12.000 With a mouth full of gummy bears.

00:37:14.000 Back to Alabama 10.

00:37:16.000 With braces in his mouth.

00:37:18.000 Yeah.

00:37:19.000 I did have braces.

00:37:20.000 That wasn't.

00:37:21.000 In the.

00:37:22.000 But yeah.

00:37:23.000 I did have braces.

00:37:24.000 But.

00:37:25.000 That tongue worked.

00:37:26.000 He's got a gummy bear.

00:37:27.000 Between each brace.

00:37:28.000 I'm surprised Grock didn't get that.

00:37:29.000 That note.

00:37:30.000 Cause like.

00:37:31.000 Spiritually.

00:37:32.000 Spiritually you got braces.

00:37:33.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 Okay.

00:37:35.000 So.

00:37:36.000 This guy.

00:37:37.000 No.

00:37:38.000 Okay.

00:37:39.000 I will say.

00:37:40.000 I technically pussied out.

00:37:41.000 But it was because this guy was like.

00:37:42.000 I'm gonna come.

00:37:43.000 I'm gonna come up.

00:37:44.000 Like.

00:37:45.000 Show up to a place you're gonna be at.

00:37:46.000 And then like.

00:37:47.000 Dude.

00:37:48.000 You had such an opportunity.

00:37:49.000 Cause you immediately went on the right foot at the beginning.

00:37:50.000 And you just like.

00:37:51.000 Were goofing with him.

00:37:52.000 And I was even giving you suggestions in the chat.

00:37:53.000 Cause then like.

00:37:54.000 No.

00:37:55.000 No.

00:37:56.000 No.

00:37:57.000 I was like.

00:37:58.000 Cole.

00:37:59.000 That's when you like.

00:38:00.000 Post the meme of like.

00:38:01.000 And he's like.

00:38:02.000 Yeah.

00:38:03.000 That's right bitch.

00:38:04.000 Like.

00:38:05.000 No.

00:38:06.000 I was.

00:38:07.000 I'm sorry you were offended.

00:38:08.000 And then you tried to cope to us.

00:38:09.000 Like.

00:38:10.000 But I only said I'm sorry.

00:38:11.000 I'm a.

00:38:12.000 You're offended.

00:38:13.000 See.

00:38:14.000 Never apologize.

00:38:15.000 I was mad at.

00:38:16.000 I was mad at Cole.

00:38:17.000 I was like.

00:38:18.000 Why did you say sorry.

00:38:19.000 And these are my fans.

00:38:20.000 I was like.

00:38:21.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:38:22.000 Like honestly.

00:38:23.000 If they're listening.

00:38:24.000 I was like.

00:38:25.000 I don't care.

00:38:26.000 Don't say sorry.

00:38:27.000 Your wife has flat tits.

00:38:28.000 I don't.

00:38:29.000 I don't like.

00:38:30.000 I don't like.

00:38:31.000 I don't like fucking with people that are crazy online.

00:38:33.000 I like fucking with people that are sane online.

00:38:36.000 Because they'll stay sane.

00:38:37.000 Right.

00:38:38.000 But when you fuck with crazy people online.

00:38:39.000 They'll do something crazy to you.

00:38:40.000 I get it.

00:38:41.000 This is why I'm offended.

00:38:42.000 I didn't actually.

00:38:43.000 Like.

00:38:44.000 I'm more offended now.

00:38:45.000 That they're not just embracing the fact that they're crazy people.

00:38:48.000 Now they're denying that they're crazy people.

00:38:50.000 Yes.

00:38:51.000 Which is weird.

00:38:52.000 Which is something crazy people do.

00:38:53.000 To get attention.

00:38:54.000 And that was the first thing I thought of.

00:38:55.000 That is actually a worse level of crazy.

00:38:57.000 Than just being a psychopath.

00:38:58.000 I thought.

00:38:59.000 That's what I.

00:39:00.000 Now you're like.

00:39:01.000 A fucking self interested psychopath.

00:39:02.000 But.

00:39:03.000 I don't appreciate it.

00:39:04.000 By the way.

00:39:05.000 I do got to point out.

00:39:06.000 For the video.

00:39:07.000 For the video.

00:39:08.000 For the video.

00:39:09.000 To point out.

00:39:10.000 The video we showed.

00:39:11.000 Does not capture the full context.

00:39:12.000 Of them coping.

00:39:13.000 Like.

00:39:14.000 In that one.

00:39:15.000 You can be like.

00:39:16.000 Okay.

00:39:17.000 Maybe it was a troll.

00:39:18.000 And there's like.

00:39:19.000 Another one in that thread.

00:39:20.000 Which I'm not saying.

00:39:21.000 We should watch here.

00:39:22.000 You can tell.

00:39:23.000 They're really fucking coping.

00:39:24.000 You're like.

00:39:25.000 I.

00:39:26.000 That was the first thing I thought.

00:39:27.000 That's why I started off.

00:39:28.000 With funny.

00:39:29.000 Like.

00:39:30.000 I don't think that they were so mad.

00:39:31.000 About you saying.

00:39:32.000 She had a flat chest.

00:39:33.000 They were mad about the roll underneath.

00:39:34.000 The tummy.

00:39:35.000 And I was like.

00:39:36.000 That was.

00:39:37.000 The tummy.

00:39:38.000 To the jugular.

00:39:39.000 For no fucking reason.

00:39:40.000 For no reason.

00:39:41.000 Right.

00:39:42.000 I was like.

00:39:43.000 That was really mean.

00:39:44.000 Because I.

00:39:45.000 There's something.

00:39:46.000 Like I said.

00:39:47.000 Like.

00:39:48.000 Because of like.

00:39:49.000 I can do that to people.

00:39:50.000 But it was just because.

00:39:51.000 I was just like.

00:39:52.000 Sometimes.

00:39:53.000 It's like.

00:39:54.000 If your wife's laying on the couch.

00:39:55.000 In like.

00:39:56.000 In a position.

00:39:57.000 That's not appealing.

00:39:58.000 And you grab her tummy.

00:39:59.000 The video's a little bit better.

00:40:00.000 Her tits are like.

00:40:01.000 Kind of visible.

00:40:02.000 In the screen.

00:40:03.000 In the screenshot there.

00:40:04.000 She's like.

00:40:05.000 She's a pretty woman.

00:40:06.000 But now.

00:40:07.000 Now.

00:40:08.000 I just want to roast her.

00:40:09.000 So mercilessly.

00:40:10.000 That this guy kills himself.

00:40:11.000 Because he came for Cole.

00:40:12.000 This is the same principle with Toad.

00:40:13.000 You just can't do that to me.

00:40:14.000 Yeah.

00:40:15.000 No one comes.

00:40:16.000 No one usually comes at me.

00:40:17.000 You violated the circle of trust here.

00:40:18.000 And that's not.

00:40:19.000 And that's why.

00:40:20.000 I first.

00:40:21.000 I was like.

00:40:22.000 Oh.

00:40:23.000 Raven just put them on this.

00:40:24.000 Fans.

00:40:25.000 And so they're probably like.

00:40:26.000 Just goofing with me.

00:40:27.000 And I'll goof back.

00:40:28.000 And then he was like.

00:40:29.000 No.

00:40:30.000 I'm legitimately want to beat the fuck out of you.

00:40:31.000 And I was like.

00:40:32.000 Oh.

00:40:33.000 Okay.

00:40:34.000 You're like.

00:40:35.000 Haha.

00:40:36.000 This is funny.

00:40:37.000 We're having fun.

00:40:38.000 And he's like.

00:40:39.000 No seriously.

00:40:40.000 When I see you.

00:40:41.000 I'm going to take your arms off of your body.

00:40:42.000 He was literally like.

00:40:43.000 It's on site.

00:40:44.000 He was like.

00:40:45.000 It's on site.

00:40:46.000 And I was like.

00:40:47.000 You know what though.

00:40:48.000 I feel like this energy is somewhat necessary.

00:40:49.000 We needed this injection of energy from Nephilim death squad.

00:40:50.000 Like this vibe that we're getting.

00:40:51.000 I don't.

00:40:52.000 I did not need the violent threats vibe.

00:40:53.000 Toes.

00:40:54.000 I didn't need it.

00:40:55.000 Even slightly.

00:40:56.000 It's not me.

00:40:57.000 It's.

00:40:58.000 It's Raven.

00:40:59.000 It's coming from Raven.

00:41:00.000 I blame him.

00:41:01.000 And I probably did.

00:41:02.000 I was.

00:41:03.000 I was sending people.

00:41:04.000 Like in the chat.

00:41:05.000 I was sending like things I could say.

00:41:06.000 Like I was like.

00:41:07.000 If I was going to be really mean.

00:41:09.000 He was really tough in the group chat.

00:41:11.000 I really was.

00:41:12.000 In the GC.

00:41:13.000 He was straight up Milo Yiannopoulos.

00:41:15.000 Fucking cat claws out.

00:41:16.000 Just like tearing this dude apart.

00:41:18.000 And then in public.

00:41:19.000 He was like.

00:41:20.000 My bad bro.

00:41:21.000 In public.

00:41:24.000 In public.

00:41:25.000 He was that guy.

00:41:26.000 In the GC.

00:41:27.000 He was.

00:41:28.000 I was.

00:41:30.000 I didn't stop.

00:41:31.000 I was like.

00:41:32.000 But this is for the boys.

00:41:33.000 I was like.

00:41:34.000 The boys can get this part of me.

00:41:35.000 The boys can get.

00:41:36.000 I was like.

00:41:37.000 I'm not.

00:41:38.000 I just don't want.

00:41:39.000 my ass beat when i was cold colon that was really you should have leaned into it be like yeah that's

00:41:44.360 right we'll fight and then on the show be like we're not fighting but then keep hampering up on

00:41:47.380 twitter like you're fighting just to fuck with them dude i mean i don't understand how you guys

00:41:51.060 don't play the game with these people it's retarded to if you're going to challenge me to a fight

00:41:55.560 online i know the best we're going to do is embarrass each other so i just start embarrassing

00:42:00.040 you right from there and i'll like say more shit like what are you going to do you're going to really

00:42:04.040 fight me it's it's it's hilarious and after a while they have to take economy of their life

00:42:09.260 what are you going to publish my address on the internet so that's my thought

00:42:13.440 who cares who cares me

00:42:17.020 that's what eyes get scared of that's why i don't fuck with crazy people because they'll do crazy

00:42:27.920 shit like that where they'll just be like here's hey here's your ip address and where you live and

00:42:31.640 i'm like oh fuck okay well no people would never do that on the internet no never no it's never

00:42:38.700 happened the grok personas are making more sense by the minute i agree i don't know listen i didn't

00:42:44.460 care even when i was like working for the mda i was like fucking dox me then i don't care what

00:42:48.960 are you gonna do call my job uh yeah well i don't know it's different now you got kids

00:42:54.160 yeah yeah that's you but you do live in florida and like really good laws for just

00:43:00.960 fucking laying fools out if they come almost he almost did do that i mean he told us the story

00:43:06.600 about that guy that was on his property that he almost smoked like fucking oh and just because he

00:43:11.120 was mexican just because he was there i don't even remember that i feel like we need a laney at it

00:43:16.020 right now did y'all did y'all by the way did y'all see this that basically everybody's in the u.s

00:43:20.220 social security numbers and who gives a fuck i was not gonna use it that's what i'm saying so if

00:43:25.200 everybody knows everybody's can we just stop using oh i love it i love it jose jose are you under the

00:43:30.240 impression that that the the seek the secret nature of your social security number is is actually how

00:43:37.140 you claim the the income when you retire i don't know who cares what does it matter no

00:43:41.880 it is how people can steal your identity jose's like steal my identity i don't give a fuck like

00:43:48.420 at least he's like he's like i was never on the internet anyways now that people have that code

00:43:52.920 they can get that money it's like no that's definitely not how it's gonna work he goes to

00:43:56.240 the atm and types in his not old enough he's like not there yet it's like come back in 2054

00:44:06.480 that's exactly how it works though jose don't tell anybody that's what my dad does every month

00:44:11.720 that'd be so crazy if that's actually how it works that's actually fucking that's a funny bit

00:44:17.280 hold on this number it'll come into use later all right all right run laney if you got it please

00:44:21.520 let's check it out

00:44:25.220 oh that's it i love it

00:44:28.900 that's actually best one yet

00:44:30.900 oh i like it

00:44:33.660 oh boy

00:44:36.020 ain't no rest of the wicked

00:44:37.260 dude that's a cell block movie

00:44:39.380 oh with vince vaughn that movie's great

00:44:42.780 and then save them i want to you know just have light pressure on my b-hole for fucking hours at a time

00:44:48.220 but when he like bends over with his boxers his dick just

00:44:51.560 and i'm like i cannot stop myself

00:44:54.640 but when you see that dick when you're sixth or seventh grade

00:45:00.840 i want to see it badly

00:45:01.800 and it made me so joyous

00:45:03.080 it's not rape unless she comes right

00:45:23.000 i'm not

00:45:31.160 they're just like you think he's hurt but you're like you know they want it

00:45:48.280 she's playing coin man she's just saying no so she doesn't feel like a slut

00:45:51.760 yeah basically

00:45:53.380 he said there ain't no rest for the wicked

00:45:56.020 money don't grow a chase

00:45:59.260 i got a field to pay i got a mouth to feed

00:46:02.600 there ain't nothing in the

00:46:04.020 oh no

00:46:04.880 oh no

00:46:05.380 oh no

00:46:06.380 oh my god

00:46:07.380 this is gonna come off of youtube

00:46:10.680 this video is hilarious

00:46:13.760 i think i could kill hillary clinton like that

00:46:19.520 he has better tips than that emily girl

00:46:31.480 that nigga looks similar when you have two dicks that somehow interacting with those two dicks is gay

00:46:35.960 unless it's with a d

00:46:36.680 like

00:46:37.160 no but i think it's the spirit of gay

00:46:38.880 is it double gay if you fuck a dude with your two dicks

00:46:44.280 or if you fuck a dude with four balls

00:46:47.040 oh i say oh this is actually perfect

00:46:51.680 if you fuck a dude and you've got two dicks

00:46:53.920 and you put both your dicks in a dude's keister

00:46:56.040 versus if you have four balls and you fuck a dude in the ass

00:46:58.660 you're obviously gay if you've got two dicks in a dude's ass

00:47:01.680 holy shit laney

00:47:20.640 oh my god

00:47:21.980 enjoy it because i am

00:47:23.040 i am the hardest

00:47:24.220 dude that was wild

00:47:27.760 i am hard after that

00:47:28.920 that was so good

00:47:30.040 by the way

00:47:30.460 by the way

00:47:30.880 i felt like i fucking totally crushed that debate

00:47:33.460 once i laid it out

00:47:34.620 it's like two dicks in a keister

00:47:35.960 see i was

00:47:37.540 but i'm still under the impression that

00:47:39.200 if you have twice the amount of cum

00:47:41.040 like i feel like cum

00:47:42.800 cum

00:47:43.500 cum is gayer than dick

00:47:45.720 you have no mechanism to deliver it brother

00:47:47.660 with one dick

00:47:49.160 yes you do

00:47:50.000 this was a question we asked on a

00:47:51.480 no there's not one dick it's two dicks or four balls

00:47:52.800 this is a question we asked on a live show

00:47:54.640 hold on hold on

00:47:55.460 for the cum's in the balls

00:47:56.720 yeah

00:47:57.380 would you drink the

00:47:58.580 like this is like sort of political with the tim walls and kamala harris and the horse cum

00:48:02.780 shit

00:48:03.060 but it's like would you drink horse cum

00:48:05.280 the entire load

00:48:06.620 and it's like i read that it's somewhere between a cup

00:48:08.600 that's a lot

00:48:09.020 it's a lot of protein right

00:48:10.580 a lot of calories

00:48:11.360 this is a cup

00:48:12.620 right that's

00:48:13.700 so a whole cup of horse cum

00:48:15.500 yeah it's more protein than a case of beer

00:48:17.420 yeah it'll increase your

00:48:19.100 all your attributes by 18 percent

00:48:21.080 it gets 18 percent

00:48:22.380 i would do it

00:48:22.880 yeah

00:48:23.080 stronger

00:48:23.740 i'd do it for less

00:48:24.540 why wouldn't i

00:48:25.380 why wouldn't i do it

00:48:26.480 hold on

00:48:27.520 hold on

00:48:28.180 i get 18 percent more racist

00:48:30.020 yeah dude

00:48:31.340 well smarter

00:48:32.020 yeah that's what i said

00:48:32.780 yeah okay

00:48:33.220 yeah yeah yeah

00:48:33.640 you're right

00:48:33.900 that's the intelligence attribute

00:48:36.740 like i don't know how many 18 points out of what

00:48:40.000 but

00:48:40.440 hold on hold on hold on

00:48:41.780 you can only expel 20 cc of semen within a five second interval per dick

00:48:46.040 is that like a truth thing

00:48:48.140 i feel like i don't know i feel like snoxeri knows what he's talking about

00:48:52.380 yeah

00:48:52.780 are you a dick doctor are you not even a dick doctor are you a dick researcher

00:48:57.480 but now what

00:48:58.420 are you in research and development

00:49:01.400 are you in

00:49:02.760 are you the ball variable

00:49:05.140 come on research and dick development

00:49:06.880 come on

00:49:07.660 i like it

00:49:08.280 i like it

00:49:09.080 oh man

00:49:11.160 fuck

00:49:11.960 r&d

00:49:12.460 a little bit of r&d

00:49:13.720 look i'll be honest

00:49:16.020 fuck your 18 percent increase to all attributes

00:49:19.320 like you give me one percent increase across the board to all of my attributes

00:49:23.300 i'm fucking eating massive loads

00:49:25.800 oh hold on is it one percent every time

00:49:28.580 so every drinking

00:49:29.780 just drinking

00:49:31.060 it's like a rare candy but it's horse gum

00:49:33.440 dude i'd be creaming my coffee with that shit

00:49:35.960 yeah what's the name of that movie where homeboy does that

00:49:39.140 oh you're talking about um

00:49:41.080 he takes the pill

00:49:42.020 it's not yeah it's uh limitless

00:49:43.440 limitless

00:49:44.060 limitless

00:49:44.700 with bradley cooper

00:49:45.500 i'd be like bradley cooper but i would get i would od on horse jizz

00:49:49.400 because because here's the thing here's the thing he drank the blood

00:49:52.580 he drank the blood that dude's blood to get the uh

00:49:55.300 the fix you remember that i'd be doing that too

00:49:58.320 yeah so like if i heard that someone had horse cum in their blood

00:50:02.240 i'd start drinking their blood

00:50:03.660 you know what else you could do with horse cum

00:50:05.120 nado shave co

00:50:07.040 that's an atrocious

00:50:11.900 i want to hear this

00:50:14.200 i use i use the horse cum as shaving cream what are you talking about

00:50:17.140 if you get enough if you get enough horse cum

00:50:19.240 you could really get some nice lather

00:50:21.240 and nado now has soaps

00:50:23.340 this nigga's selling soaps out there too

00:50:25.360 to put on your face

00:50:26.500 the soaps are

00:50:27.360 they're made of horse cum

00:50:28.580 they're made of jews

00:50:29.600 there's two

00:50:30.340 there's horse cum and there's jew

00:50:31.460 so

00:50:32.020 can i get jewish horse cum

00:50:35.260 you're working on horse cum jew

00:50:36.220 but they kind of cancel each other out

00:50:38.260 so

00:50:38.640 yeah i mean imagine the stink

00:50:41.080 that the jew would add to the horse cum

00:50:43.040 i think honestly i feel like the better

00:50:48.180 all right no i i'm doing hypotheticals

00:50:49.980 we gotta stick to the ad here

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00:50:54.060 promo code tower gang for 15% off

00:50:55.840 it is a family owned american made company

00:50:58.140 single blade razor

00:50:59.200 they got a bunch of different products

00:51:00.420 that they're just spinning out now

00:51:01.820 if you love tower gang

00:51:03.000 and you want to support our show

00:51:04.000 support a great uh american made

00:51:06.320 homegrown company like nado shaveco.com

00:51:09.980 also by the way so the the actual

00:51:12.520 so the jew

00:51:13.440 the the jew soap he made is actually

00:51:16.540 like he uses the nado razors

00:51:18.580 to cut off the uh to circumcise children

00:51:21.940 and he uses the the the um

00:51:24.500 foreskin

00:51:25.100 the foreskin to make the the jew soap

00:51:27.800 so okay so this is this is a

00:51:29.400 wouldn't that be a gentile soap

00:51:30.500 no jews were actually harmed in the making of this soap

00:51:32.680 is what you're saying

00:51:33.660 just a just a little bit of them

00:51:34.860 just a tip

00:51:35.420 yeah

00:51:35.860 just a tip

00:51:36.640 but it's it's great

00:51:38.200 he had wooden doors on the factory

00:51:39.700 it is it is great for your skin

00:51:41.660 ethically sourced jew soap

00:51:42.840 and you're supposed to use the soap

00:51:44.660 in a shower of zyklon p

00:51:46.440 ethically sourced jew soap

00:51:48.840 that's a good anti-semitic joke

00:51:50.640 and i feel like i did not get enough credit for it

00:51:52.440 ethically sourced jew soap

00:51:53.400 would that be like

00:51:54.020 would cloning would cloning a jew

00:51:55.980 be ethically sourcing them

00:51:57.460 if we just had a couple jews

00:51:58.660 and just kept cloning them

00:51:59.960 and then made them into soap

00:52:01.080 do you think they can get even more

00:52:02.420 fucked up than that

00:52:03.640 like you know how they already look

00:52:05.040 and then you're using the same template

00:52:06.880 to re-clone them over and over again

00:52:08.740 it's just like a copy

00:52:09.880 you're just degree to degree

00:52:10.880 I'm pretty sure that's actually how they're made

00:52:12.200 that's kind of what incest is

00:52:13.940 if you think about it

00:52:14.980 it is what incest is

00:52:17.380 yeah cloning is just fast incest

00:52:19.600 okay so there's a guy

00:52:21.600 I think it's slow incest

00:52:23.700 cloning is fast incest

00:52:25.480 I think it's slow incest

00:52:26.940 cloning with a banger

00:52:27.940 I mean it's basically copy paste

00:52:29.760 for both scenarios

00:52:31.540 or it's fast

00:52:32.320 I guess it's fast

00:52:33.440 I don't know

00:52:33.800 anyways alright

00:52:34.420 so the better hypothetical

00:52:35.240 I didn't want to disrespect

00:52:36.380 and deal with my nonsense

00:52:37.580 but the better hypothetical

00:52:38.600 horse cum versus shoot flesh

00:52:39.360 to get a few percent

00:52:40.680 across all attributes

00:52:41.960 everyone's fucking just swallowing

00:52:43.640 like literally an olympic pool of cum

00:52:46.780 that's how much horse cum

00:52:47.780 I would fucking do

00:52:48.180 I'm drinking loads of horse cum

00:52:50.180 you have no idea how powerful I'd become

00:52:51.400 if I was 18% better across the board

00:52:52.800 it'd be fucking insane

00:52:53.480 so I think the better question is

00:52:55.000 if it's your dad's loads

00:52:56.880 then are you doing it

00:52:58.880 because that fucking is a

00:53:00.240 for an 18% yes

00:53:01.520 okay

00:53:03.000 and it's a cup

00:53:04.120 so it's a little bit

00:53:05.460 so that stuff on the bottom is old

00:53:06.740 it's like a year of your dad's just fucking

00:53:09.980 oh I guess if your dad is old

00:53:11.960 like your dad

00:53:12.820 yeah but Clint

00:53:14.080 you are what you eat

00:53:15.280 I don't know

00:53:17.680 you're your father

00:53:18.860 you're made of

00:53:21.500 you're partially made of it

00:53:22.900 is it like a deep spiritual point

00:53:24.720 actually no it's not

00:53:24.740 because it's

00:53:25.340 it's a deep spiritual point

00:53:26.700 mailbag Mark Vestibule

00:53:27.500 I want to hear from Mark Vestibule

00:53:28.780 all right

00:53:29.200 oh real quick

00:53:31.520 real quick

00:53:31.820 before we get to that

00:53:32.640 Elizabeth and I actually did have

00:53:34.980 a unit of fuck

00:53:35.960 like argument

00:53:38.940 oh yeah

00:53:39.200 yeah yeah

00:53:39.880 legitimately had an argument

00:53:41.300 about unit of fuck

00:53:42.180 because I said

00:53:43.240 she said we had

00:53:44.300 hold that for after

00:53:45.400 we had sex

00:53:45.680 and you're like

00:53:46.240 no we didn't

00:53:46.900 okay I know where you're going

00:53:47.900 this could be a

00:53:49.080 that was actually

00:53:49.720 what was on my head

00:53:50.760 when I originally brought that up

00:53:52.380 did it happen to you as well

00:53:53.900 well I don't know

00:53:54.920 your specific scenario

00:53:55.780 but the idea is like

00:53:56.600 my wife's trying to be like

00:53:57.240 oh we totally fucked yesterday

00:53:58.340 or whatever

00:53:58.640 I'm like

00:53:58.820 no we didn't

00:53:59.460 we didn't fuck

00:53:59.920 because blah blah blah

00:54:00.840 no I'll tell you

00:54:01.780 that's a fuck

00:54:03.000 and you're like

00:54:03.380 then you're arguing

00:54:03.840 about what was a fuck

00:54:04.720 that is definitely

00:54:06.380 penthouse material

00:54:07.820 penthouse material

00:54:09.200 we wrote it in

00:54:09.900 perfect

00:54:10.260 if you want to know

00:54:11.320 what Liz and Cole fight about

00:54:13.160 probably everything

00:54:14.240 what do they consider a fuck

00:54:16.560 on the show here

00:54:18.040 we stick to

00:54:18.640 playboy material here

00:54:20.340 not penthouse

00:54:21.680 hey do you guys

00:54:22.480 do you guys watch

00:54:23.460 TV together

00:54:25.000 Cole

00:54:25.400 TV

00:54:26.700 yeah

00:54:27.400 like streaming shit

00:54:28.820 I mean yeah sometimes

00:54:30.480 mostly it's like

00:54:31.920 me playing college football

00:54:32.840 25 on my TV

00:54:34.200 while she's sitting

00:54:34.740 beside me

00:54:35.440 is she going to watch

00:54:37.420 something now

00:54:38.140 yeah she gets like

00:54:39.520 really

00:54:39.700 she's like

00:54:40.140 can we watch

00:54:40.720 and she's like

00:54:41.460 so I'll throw out a movie

00:54:42.420 and then I'll like

00:54:43.240 play it on my phone instead

00:54:44.380 you're like

00:54:44.600 you're watching me

00:54:45.220 get a fucking touchdown

00:54:46.200 right now bitch

00:54:47.160 wait

00:54:47.840 so you play video games

00:54:48.880 while she's watching a movie

00:54:50.160 uh on my phone

00:54:52.500 like so like

00:54:53.280 because you can stream

00:54:54.380 from your PS5

00:54:55.280 to your phone

00:54:56.040 like I will legitimately

00:54:57.460 wait you can do that

00:54:58.300 yeah

00:54:59.080 wait so I can fucking

00:55:00.900 play Apex Legends

00:55:02.000 on my phone

00:55:02.940 yes

00:55:03.680 from actually

00:55:04.900 from anywhere

00:55:05.440 from anywhere in the world

00:55:06.520 too

00:55:06.780 it'll turn on your

00:55:08.000 it'll turn on your PS5

00:55:10.000 like from like

00:55:11.160 I legitimately

00:55:11.820 I was like

00:55:12.440 Clint is never gonna stop

00:55:14.360 I had no idea

00:55:15.300 that this was possible

00:55:16.100 that's amazing

00:55:17.160 I

00:55:17.780 fuck you

00:55:23.400 perfect drop

00:55:24.600 fuck you

00:55:26.420 and you know

00:55:27.780 the funny part is

00:55:28.440 it should have been

00:55:29.180 making fun of me

00:55:29.980 but you know

00:55:31.060 it still made fun of you

00:55:31.820 no that was a legit

00:55:32.620 the more you know

00:55:33.200 because I didn't know

00:55:34.020 I didn't know

00:55:34.840 yeah

00:55:35.040 I can literally

00:55:36.600 turn on like

00:55:37.240 it'll turn it on

00:55:38.240 for you

00:55:38.660 like it is

00:55:39.200 it's literally

00:55:39.700 it turns on your

00:55:40.760 PlayStation

00:55:41.200 yeah

00:55:42.060 it'll turn it on

00:55:43.340 and it's like

00:55:43.960 this is the wildest shit

00:55:45.420 I've ever fucked

00:55:46.060 you can do everything

00:55:47.160 from your phone

00:55:47.820 it's also scary

00:55:49.060 because you can just

00:55:49.740 get hacked

00:55:50.280 and somebody can just

00:55:50.880 be fucking with your PS5

00:55:52.020 I will live in the pot

00:55:53.000 are the bugs like

00:55:55.720 really high in protein

00:55:56.520 and testosterone

00:55:57.120 because if they are

00:55:57.920 I mean like

00:55:58.340 that's basically

00:55:59.080 force comp

00:55:59.620 yeah

00:56:00.160 at the very least

00:56:01.140 Mark Vestibule asks

00:56:02.620 Mark Vestibule

00:56:04.620 what disability

00:56:06.260 is each member

00:56:07.120 of the gang

00:56:08.080 closest to having

00:56:09.320 well I already have

00:56:11.260 a bunch

00:56:11.700 Cole's retarded

00:56:12.640 I'm retarded

00:56:14.420 literally

00:56:15.520 top schizophrenic

00:56:18.560 Cole's autistic

00:56:19.760 and I'm stumped

00:56:20.980 on me and Clint

00:56:21.980 Clint has

00:56:24.080 I mean I have

00:56:24.620 brain damage

00:56:25.480 I have easily

00:56:26.080 breakable bones

00:56:27.060 I'm fucked

00:56:27.840 I'd say I actually

00:56:29.900 do have anxiety

00:56:30.700 so the thing

00:56:31.180 I'm closest to having

00:56:32.120 that I don't

00:56:32.900 is OCD

00:56:33.560 Jose has is

00:56:37.240 he's actually

00:56:38.520 a not a psychopath

00:56:39.840 he's a sociopath

00:56:40.740 like legitimately

00:56:41.560 I think he

00:56:42.060 like that's the closest

00:56:42.740 he like he's

00:56:43.520 like he doesn't

00:56:44.420 he can't

00:56:45.100 like connect

00:56:46.720 to other people

00:56:47.420 yeah why

00:56:48.520 I called it

00:56:52.460 I knew it

00:56:53.200 he legitimately

00:56:55.000 doesn't get it

00:56:55.500 he was just like

00:56:56.340 he was like

00:56:57.240 if they leak

00:56:59.020 my social security

00:57:00.580 number who cares

00:57:01.180 like that

00:57:01.620 it's not even

00:57:02.640 he's like

00:57:03.560 someone else is gonna

00:57:04.200 try and collect it

00:57:04.960 it's not gonna work

00:57:05.900 he has like

00:57:07.920 disassociated

00:57:08.660 from himself

00:57:09.540 like he literally

00:57:10.260 wait so

00:57:12.040 so we already

00:57:12.800 we already answered

00:57:13.540 like Cole

00:57:14.100 you're closest

00:57:14.660 to being retarded

00:57:15.260 right

00:57:15.500 yeah I guess so

00:57:16.840 yeah I mean

00:57:17.220 okay what about

00:57:17.820 I've got Noonans

00:57:19.740 Toad is autistic

00:57:20.880 and he also has Noonans

00:57:22.240 so what is he

00:57:22.720 the closest to

00:57:23.940 death

00:57:24.260 is death a disability

00:57:26.780 death is the ultimate

00:57:28.180 disability

00:57:28.860 yeah and you are

00:57:29.660 the closest I think

00:57:30.500 maybe hopefully

00:57:31.240 death is long term

00:57:32.400 disability

00:57:33.080 oh we need to make

00:57:34.340 a Toad horseman

00:57:35.440 of death shirt

00:57:36.300 honestly after doing

00:57:37.600 the show with Top

00:57:39.520 on Monday

00:57:40.000 doing two shows

00:57:40.760 back to back

00:57:41.240 with Top on Monday

00:57:41.920 I've never been

00:57:42.940 more confident

00:57:43.520 that I'm not even

00:57:44.400 sure he's the closest

00:57:45.240 he might actually

00:57:46.320 have schizophrenia

00:57:47.040 the way he talks

00:57:48.060 about like running

00:57:48.900 concepts through

00:57:50.200 his mind and shit

00:57:50.760 like that

00:57:51.060 like he actually

00:57:51.600 has additional

00:57:52.520 voices that are

00:57:53.240 thinking stuff

00:57:53.820 I'm pretty sure

00:57:55.040 he's like

00:57:55.460 he's like

00:57:56.040 they're helpful

00:57:56.440 he's really close

00:57:57.800 no I wish I had

00:57:59.260 I wish I had

00:58:00.020 more voices

00:58:00.620 so I could run

00:58:01.320 like if I had

00:58:01.960 two voices in my head

00:58:02.720 I'd run ideas by them

00:58:03.840 but instead what you

00:58:04.700 see is the first thing

00:58:05.640 that comes to my brain

00:58:06.880 but yeah I was

00:58:07.620 definitely trying to

00:58:08.660 fuck with Luke

00:58:09.640 and what's her name

00:58:10.640 and it was a lot

00:58:11.380 of fun

00:58:11.640 stuff

00:58:11.960 it was a lot

00:58:13.220 of fun

00:58:13.460 stuff

00:58:13.640 well I mean

00:58:16.460 I do tend to

00:58:18.840 notice the fact

00:58:19.520 that my tits

00:58:20.320 are more prominent

00:58:20.960 than my dick

00:58:21.580 this makes sense

00:58:22.560 by the way

00:58:23.480 you drink the

00:58:23.900 horse cum

00:58:24.200 18% more voices

00:58:25.440 that's an attribute

00:58:27.400 I would not want

00:58:28.140 to increase

00:58:29.340 you increase

00:58:30.440 even your bad

00:58:31.400 attributes

00:58:31.820 holy shit

00:58:32.440 so if I drink

00:58:32.940 the cum

00:58:33.260 I'd be dead

00:58:33.800 it's like

00:58:35.040 the Captain

00:58:36.460 America thing

00:58:37.440 where he was just

00:58:37.960 like it increases

00:58:38.700 all attributes

00:58:39.500 like both good

00:58:40.160 and bad

00:58:40.640 I'm absolutely

00:58:41.560 not going to

00:58:42.480 drink that

00:58:42.840 horse cum

00:58:43.260 then

00:58:43.480 yes it was

00:58:45.600 if somebody

00:58:47.420 fucking clipped

00:58:48.020 what he just

00:58:48.460 said

00:58:48.760 I didn't hear

00:58:49.500 what was it

00:58:51.180 no I'm

00:58:51.880 isolating you

00:58:52.700 and I'm

00:58:53.260 clipping that

00:58:53.700 and he says

00:58:54.000 I'm absolutely

00:58:54.760 not going to

00:58:55.340 drink that

00:58:55.700 horse cum

00:58:56.260 then

00:58:56.660 like it was

00:58:59.520 a thought process

00:59:00.800 by

00:59:01.140 Lenny will

00:59:01.580 handle it

00:59:01.960 we're fine

00:59:02.760 I thought it

00:59:04.740 was all

00:59:05.020 positive attributes

00:59:05.860 if it's also

00:59:06.480 going to up

00:59:07.060 my anxiety

00:59:07.740 and my

00:59:08.080 depression

00:59:08.540 and everything

00:59:09.100 else I deal

00:59:09.640 with

00:59:09.800 fuck that

00:59:10.440 other than

00:59:11.400 not being

00:59:11.820 able to get

00:59:12.120 drunk

00:59:12.380 what did

00:59:13.000 it make

00:59:13.580 worse for

00:59:14.020 Captain

00:59:14.260 America

00:59:14.580 no because

00:59:15.480 that was

00:59:15.720 the whole

00:59:15.980 point

00:59:16.260 was that

00:59:16.580 Captain

00:59:16.840 America

00:59:17.080 was like

00:59:17.720 the perfect

00:59:18.260 man

00:59:18.480 like he

00:59:18.900 he only

00:59:19.720 had good

00:59:20.140 attributes

00:59:20.640 oh I get

00:59:21.600 what you're

00:59:21.780 saying

00:59:22.000 yeah that's

00:59:22.800 why he was

00:59:23.160 just like

00:59:23.480 that's why

00:59:24.000 Red Skull

00:59:24.640 turned out

00:59:25.060 yes

00:59:25.500 yes exactly

00:59:26.820 yeah my

00:59:27.340 negative outweighs

00:59:28.220 my positive

00:59:28.820 so I can't

00:59:29.620 that's true

00:59:30.300 imagine Toad

00:59:32.720 gambling 18%

00:59:33.900 more

00:59:34.500 I'd be winning

00:59:37.080 18% more

00:59:38.140 this is actually

00:59:39.140 an ending

00:59:39.640 that has been

00:59:40.860 foretold for Toad

00:59:41.820 that he would

00:59:42.240 he would just

00:59:43.000 pound a bunch

00:59:43.620 of horse cum

00:59:44.180 and then his

00:59:45.080 attributes would

00:59:45.700 increase but it

00:59:46.280 would increase

00:59:46.680 the negative

00:59:47.040 ones and it

00:59:47.480 would kill him

00:59:47.860 and the last

00:59:48.520 thought he has

00:59:49.360 is just like

00:59:50.060 god his cum

00:59:51.000 tastes terrible

00:59:51.580 and then he's

00:59:51.980 dead

00:59:52.240 at least I died

00:59:54.020 doing what I

00:59:54.540 love

00:59:54.900 the tumor

00:59:56.000 that's pressing

00:59:56.580 on his brain

00:59:57.080 just keeps getting

00:59:57.680 larger and

00:59:58.280 larger

00:59:58.620 the tumor

01:00:01.220 is soaking up

01:00:02.020 all the horse

01:00:02.720 cum

01:00:02.980 it made me

01:00:04.300 more me

01:00:05.500 the tumor

01:00:07.300 turns into this

01:00:08.160 white horse

01:00:08.740 and just breaks

01:00:09.360 out of his

01:00:09.740 head

01:00:10.020 the elixir of

01:00:11.760 bestiality has

01:00:12.700 consequences

01:00:13.600 who wouldn't

01:00:14.720 know

01:00:15.120 that is

01:00:16.340 the elixir of

01:00:25.400 bestiality has

01:00:26.340 consequences

01:00:27.120 that is so

01:00:28.180 fucking funny

01:00:29.100 random esoteric

01:00:30.940 statement

01:00:31.280 but if you get

01:00:33.960 it because you

01:00:34.520 could dip or

01:00:35.140 like or just

01:00:36.020 quote tweet like

01:00:36.740 the um

01:00:37.460 I'm tweeting

01:00:38.080 that uh the

01:00:39.100 waltz the waltz

01:00:40.120 guy

01:00:40.260 I'm doing it

01:00:40.600 from tower

01:00:41.040 gang right now

01:00:41.620 bitch

01:00:41.980 quote tweet

01:00:42.600 anything that

01:00:43.260 has to do with

01:00:43.700 like that waltz

01:00:44.480 guy and the

01:00:45.540 horse cum and

01:00:46.240 then just say

01:00:46.980 like the elixir

01:00:47.800 of uh

01:00:48.320 bichette has

01:00:49.220 consequences

01:00:49.920 dude that waltz

01:00:51.060 guy if he's

01:00:51.720 drinking that much

01:00:52.320 horse cum he

01:00:52.900 must have some

01:00:53.340 really negative

01:00:54.220 attributes

01:00:54.880 do you

01:00:56.560 by the way

01:00:57.300 is that

01:00:57.700 so that's

01:00:58.740 is that true

01:00:59.340 and is also

01:00:59.920 is jd vance

01:01:00.700 fucking his

01:01:01.180 couch which

01:01:01.760 i feel like

01:01:02.260 that's just

01:01:02.820 like a normal

01:01:03.420 thing

01:01:03.740 neither of them

01:01:04.280 hasn't

01:01:05.920 or like

01:01:06.460 not necessarily

01:01:07.280 i mean i was

01:01:08.180 but like

01:01:08.980 i did the pillow

01:01:11.280 thing i tried

01:01:11.980 doing remember

01:01:12.320 doing trying to

01:01:12.760 do it as a

01:01:13.120 kid it didn't

01:01:13.460 really work

01:01:13.880 i was more

01:01:14.660 when in

01:01:16.720 rome

01:01:17.620 i needed

01:01:20.360 something was

01:01:20.900 more of like

01:01:21.460 the size of

01:01:22.260 like a body

01:01:23.260 i guess i

01:01:23.980 don't know

01:01:24.620 that sounded

01:01:27.200 fucking weird

01:01:28.080 that sounded

01:01:28.980 very weird

01:01:29.580 it just said

01:01:30.140 the only thing

01:01:31.240 i need something

01:01:31.660 the size of a

01:01:32.500 body to

01:01:33.140 satisfy my

01:01:34.640 urges

01:01:35.420 yeah basically

01:01:37.580 i grab

01:01:39.460 about the

01:01:40.160 right size

01:01:40.980 depends on how

01:01:43.140 big the ottoman

01:01:43.800 is

01:01:44.160 it's just so

01:01:45.820 funny that this

01:01:46.460 is like what

01:01:46.920 the like what

01:01:47.660 the smear campaigns

01:01:48.540 have become

01:01:49.120 it's just like

01:01:49.820 weird like

01:01:50.440 really weird

01:01:51.380 like go back

01:01:53.380 to like sarah

01:01:54.140 sarah palin

01:01:55.140 and sarah palin's

01:01:55.960 thing was like

01:01:56.660 oh she's just

01:01:57.480 kind of funny

01:01:58.340 and dumb

01:01:58.720 because she said

01:01:59.280 she could see

01:01:59.720 russia from her

01:02:00.260 house which

01:02:00.600 she didn't even

01:02:00.920 say it was

01:02:01.320 the snl

01:02:01.820 again but

01:02:02.180 they were

01:02:02.380 like she

01:02:02.820 said it

01:02:03.280 right and

01:02:04.060 then like but

01:02:04.520 now it's just

01:02:04.980 like he

01:02:05.600 drakes horse

01:02:06.460 cum

01:02:06.860 it really is

01:02:10.440 them going

01:02:10.780 back and forth

01:02:11.220 like look at

01:02:11.880 what a faggot

01:02:12.500 this guy

01:02:12.840 like jd vance

01:02:13.680 with like the

01:02:14.120 drag shit

01:02:14.800 that came out

01:02:15.500 too and it's

01:02:16.060 like yes

01:02:16.500 i'm fucking

01:02:17.120 the couch

01:02:17.660 we were we

01:02:20.440 were chilling

01:02:20.840 with elijah a

01:02:21.580 couple days ago

01:02:22.180 and he says

01:02:22.680 like he like

01:02:23.100 ghost writes

01:02:23.640 for the rnc

01:02:24.500 or some shit

01:02:24.980 i wouldn't be

01:02:25.480 surprised if the

01:02:26.100 horse cum shit

01:02:26.840 came from him

01:02:27.540 because it's

01:02:28.180 like that's the

01:02:29.060 way his brain

01:02:29.700 is thinking

01:02:30.200 it's gonna be

01:02:31.060 sick people like

01:02:31.860 that that are

01:02:32.240 making this shit

01:02:32.720 up i love it

01:02:33.360 dude i don't

01:02:33.900 think it's true

01:02:34.680 and it reached

01:02:35.220 like the highest

01:02:35.920 levels to the

01:02:36.680 point where like

01:02:37.200 elon is like

01:02:38.060 tweeting out tim

01:02:38.740 wallstreng's

01:02:39.400 horse cum

01:02:40.020 no it's obviously

01:02:41.100 not true

01:02:41.680 we've already

01:02:42.820 recapped this

01:02:43.400 this has been

01:02:43.820 a fucking thing

01:02:44.080 it is now

01:02:44.620 for decades

01:02:45.880 and decades

01:02:46.480 and decades

01:02:46.940 and it has

01:02:47.400 never been

01:02:47.900 true

01:02:49.040 i've tried

01:02:49.600 it's so hard

01:02:51.080 you cannot ever

01:02:52.140 get to a maximal

01:02:53.240 point of cum

01:02:54.380 intake that you

01:02:54.920 have to get your

01:02:55.460 stomach pumped

01:02:56.080 what senses

01:02:56.920 that even make

01:02:57.560 i don't know

01:02:58.160 it sounds like

01:02:58.660 a challenge

01:02:59.220 i've tried

01:03:00.080 but do you

01:03:01.140 think do you

01:03:01.520 think tim

01:03:01.880 walls because

01:03:02.340 he keeps

01:03:02.620 hearing this

01:03:03.080 over and

01:03:03.380 over again

01:03:03.800 is just

01:03:04.120 like maybe

01:03:05.640 i want to

01:03:06.020 see what

01:03:06.300 it's like

01:03:06.760 maybe he's

01:03:07.980 like maybe

01:03:08.260 he's like

01:03:08.620 did i actually

01:03:09.840 drink horse cum

01:03:10.700 like maybe

01:03:11.400 he's like

01:03:11.720 i you know

01:03:12.460 i forget

01:03:12.820 something i do

01:03:14.520 it's the mandela

01:03:15.120 it's the mandela

01:03:16.500 effect

01:03:16.740 this is

01:03:17.120 this is what

01:03:17.680 actually happened

01:03:18.360 he they said

01:03:19.560 he was practicing

01:03:20.200 an 8th century

01:03:21.160 chinese tradition

01:03:22.760 and i started

01:03:23.880 looking it up

01:03:24.380 because i'm like

01:03:24.740 maybe it's some

01:03:25.340 nephilim shit

01:03:25.900 so i started

01:03:26.360 looking up

01:03:26.720 it's called

01:03:27.020 huanjing bunau

01:03:28.600 it's a traditional

01:03:29.400 chinese daoish

01:03:30.940 tradition

01:03:31.380 it's returning

01:03:32.420 the semen essence

01:03:33.320 to replenish the

01:03:34.340 brain

01:03:34.720 so most people

01:03:36.060 do this by

01:03:36.700 semen retention

01:03:37.480 but there's

01:03:38.180 other methods

01:03:38.700 this is the

01:03:39.160 18% increase

01:03:40.300 thing

01:03:40.580 it's like

01:03:41.080 you're getting

01:03:42.500 smarter

01:03:42.880 wait semen

01:03:44.000 retention though

01:03:44.760 is just not

01:03:45.400 masturbating

01:03:46.300 right

01:03:46.540 it's not

01:03:47.340 masturbating

01:03:47.820 make your body

01:03:48.460 a closed

01:03:48.880 circuit

01:03:49.220 not

01:03:49.540 here's what

01:03:49.960 they think

01:03:50.440 they think

01:03:51.300 if you retain

01:03:52.280 a closed

01:03:52.560 circuit of cum

01:03:53.400 there you go

01:03:57.440 it's like

01:04:00.180 your body

01:04:01.040 doesn't know

01:04:01.480 how to get

01:04:01.840 the

01:04:02.000 it stores

01:04:03.400 the cum

01:04:03.800 it makes

01:04:04.300 the cum

01:04:04.680 in the balls

01:04:05.500 but it's like

01:04:06.080 it's gotta go

01:04:06.760 to your brain

01:04:07.320 and so

01:04:07.940 it has to be like

01:04:08.520 so if you just

01:04:09.340 swallow it

01:04:10.120 it'll get there

01:04:10.980 like you just

01:04:11.560 why are you so stupid

01:04:12.640 though

01:04:12.940 because they don't

01:04:15.360 swallow

01:04:15.800 facts

01:04:18.260 no think about

01:04:19.640 think about

01:04:19.960 I feel like

01:04:20.440 in the past

01:04:21.100 they used to swallow

01:04:21.900 and that's why

01:04:22.920 like they used to be

01:04:24.020 smarter

01:04:24.220 they do their role

01:04:24.820 yeah

01:04:25.200 and now they

01:04:27.220 stopped swallowing

01:04:28.020 bitches started

01:04:28.600 like

01:04:28.860 now they're just

01:04:29.660 hock to and

01:04:30.160 spitting on it

01:04:30.840 and then just

01:04:31.760 put it in their

01:04:32.320 ass or something

01:04:33.040 and totally

01:04:34.240 not making

01:04:34.680 their husbands

01:04:35.080 cum and shit

01:04:35.720 yeah it's retarded

01:04:36.860 she tried

01:04:40.880 gummy bears

01:04:41.480 at all

01:04:41.860 anyway listen

01:04:42.620 the point of

01:04:43.140 this shit

01:04:43.400 is that

01:04:43.780 this dude

01:04:44.240 really did

01:04:44.740 this

01:04:44.960 Clint

01:04:45.180 like

01:04:45.400 no he didn't

01:04:46.520 other techniques

01:04:47.500 of

01:04:47.780 hungja bunai

01:04:48.840 are

01:04:49.540 semen ingestion

01:04:50.840 this is what

01:04:51.580 it says

01:04:52.000 what they're

01:04:53.060 trying to do

01:04:53.520 is stop

01:04:54.040 they're trying

01:04:54.500 to stop

01:04:54.840 cumming

01:04:55.220 so that way

01:04:55.940 their kidneys

01:04:56.900 absorb semen

01:04:58.180 from their balls

01:04:58.840 they really think

01:04:59.540 that this is

01:04:59.980 what it is

01:05:00.340 then they said

01:05:01.280 let's just get it

01:05:02.220 in our stomach

01:05:02.760 so that they were

01:05:03.460 ingesting semen

01:05:04.380 it's not specific

01:05:05.200 on what type

01:05:05.780 wait so

01:05:06.120 pee is stored

01:05:06.880 in the balls

01:05:07.320 but semen

01:05:07.860 is stored

01:05:08.200 in the kidneys

01:05:08.580 the article says

01:05:09.360 Tim Wolves

01:05:10.100 had to have

01:05:10.600 his stomach pump

01:05:11.260 trying to do

01:05:12.220 this tradition

01:05:12.860 he was trying

01:05:13.840 to get smarter

01:05:14.780 what's in the point

01:05:16.040 whether it's

01:05:16.780 true or not

01:05:17.500 it's not stored

01:05:18.380 in the kidneys

01:05:18.880 your kidneys

01:05:20.120 clean out

01:05:21.120 your system

01:05:21.620 when you have

01:05:22.060 excess cum

01:05:22.720 you don't understand

01:05:23.540 anything about this

01:05:24.480 the only reason

01:05:25.380 to eat your own cum

01:05:26.100 is to hide

01:05:26.640 the evidence

01:05:27.200 yeah I do it

01:05:29.840 after every rape

01:05:30.560 whatever crime

01:05:33.260 you committed

01:05:33.700 just don't eat

01:05:34.420 your own cum

01:05:34.960 that would actually

01:05:35.900 be like you rape

01:05:36.840 a girl

01:05:37.260 and then you're

01:05:37.840 just like you nut in

01:05:38.520 her and you're

01:05:39.060 like gotta get it

01:05:39.820 out and just go

01:05:40.440 down on her

01:05:40.900 the gummy bear rapist

01:05:44.060 every girl he fucks

01:05:46.800 he then eats out

01:05:47.520 his own cum

01:05:48.120 with gummy bears

01:05:48.760 in his mouth

01:05:49.300 and the CSI

01:05:50.320 The gummy bear

01:05:50.460 is his calling card

01:05:51.620 like what is this shit

01:05:52.720 there's a bag

01:05:53.980 of empty Haribo

01:05:54.800 in the corner

01:05:55.500 and he's like

01:05:55.920 fucking gummy bear

01:05:57.040 rapist

01:05:58.260 back at it again

01:05:59.160 the gummy bear

01:06:00.200 rapist struck again

01:06:00.980 can you imagine

01:06:01.540 being cross examined

01:06:02.940 by some district attorney

01:06:04.160 and they're like

01:06:05.680 wait wait wait

01:06:06.440 so you thought

01:06:07.240 that if you were

01:06:08.180 down on her

01:06:08.860 and you ate

01:06:09.740 the cum

01:06:10.220 out of your victim

01:06:11.220 that you wouldn't

01:06:12.260 have got caught

01:06:12.820 that that wouldn't

01:06:13.420 have been picked up

01:06:14.200 in our desk

01:06:15.420 he's like

01:06:15.880 I would have

01:06:17.020 gotten caught

01:06:17.620 if it wasn't

01:06:18.100 for the gummy bears

01:06:19.020 damn it

01:06:20.240 shackalicious man

01:06:22.360 you look at

01:06:22.820 one of those gummies

01:06:24.060 it's just like

01:06:24.660 tell me how my pussy

01:06:25.760 tastes

01:06:26.080 here's a tweet

01:06:26.760 here's a tweet

01:06:27.320 for you

01:06:27.680 rape kits

01:06:28.240 don't work

01:06:28.700 if you eat her out

01:06:29.440 how about that

01:06:30.280 that is true

01:06:31.460 it's very confusing

01:06:32.560 right

01:06:32.900 they don't pick up

01:06:34.800 on the saliva

01:06:35.420 that's a

01:06:36.060 it's a brave tweet

01:06:37.580 listen

01:06:40.480 Cole's dealing

01:06:42.100 more knowledge

01:06:42.660 here

01:06:42.840 the more you know

01:06:43.480 how to beat

01:06:44.020 a rape kit

01:06:44.640 it is kind of smart

01:06:46.320 to go down on a girl

01:06:47.280 because then you have

01:06:48.140 like

01:06:49.020 plausible deniability

01:06:50.120 you have date rape

01:06:51.040 plausibility

01:06:51.860 no for real

01:06:53.420 he actually is right

01:06:54.800 if I would rape her

01:06:55.720 why to eat her out

01:06:56.600 disgusting

01:06:57.280 why do y'all hate

01:06:58.460 it's hiding an absurdity

01:07:00.480 you'd go so absurd

01:07:01.640 that are like

01:07:02.100 when they tell it back

01:07:02.860 you're like

01:07:03.080 what the fuck

01:07:04.080 who would get that

01:07:04.800 because imagine

01:07:05.340 imagine like the girl

01:07:06.540 the girl's talking

01:07:07.280 about the rape

01:07:07.720 and she was like

01:07:08.300 he held me down

01:07:09.440 and he hit me

01:07:10.460 and then he raped me

01:07:11.640 and then he ate me out

01:07:12.540 and they're like

01:07:12.860 okay hold on

01:07:13.780 you're in the back

01:07:18.300 your honor

01:07:19.980 your honor

01:07:20.420 I move to dismiss

01:07:21.860 and he's like

01:07:22.340 get out of here

01:07:23.020 you're good

01:07:23.640 can we run that back

01:07:24.840 she's like

01:07:25.180 yeah he hit me

01:07:26.080 and he stuck his penis in me

01:07:27.480 I didn't want him

01:07:28.200 and then

01:07:28.980 no after that

01:07:29.800 oh yeah he ate me out

01:07:30.900 it's like

01:07:31.360 I mean you already have

01:07:33.620 was it like

01:07:34.060 970 out of a thousand

01:07:36.240 like get off scot free

01:07:37.460 so it's like

01:07:38.040 if you go super absurd

01:07:39.500 like wear like a clown outfit

01:07:40.900 or some shit

01:07:41.480 like no one's gonna believe it

01:07:43.280 it's just making it so absurd

01:07:44.740 like you know

01:07:46.040 jump up break dance

01:07:46.980 in the middle

01:07:47.400 or something

01:07:47.900 you know

01:07:48.320 then he goes down on me

01:07:50.600 he throws on a clown nose

01:07:52.140 and then fucking does a back flip

01:07:53.420 out of the room

01:07:53.960 I'm like

01:07:54.400 what the fuck is this

01:07:55.640 and the cop's just like

01:07:56.920 look this bitch

01:07:57.880 is obviously out of her mind

01:07:59.140 dude the gummy bears

01:08:01.960 is pretty absurd

01:08:02.960 this is a brilliant bit

01:08:04.180 when Tower Gang

01:08:05.360 has it's own Netflix series

01:08:06.600 someone remind me

01:08:07.580 that we need to make this

01:08:08.480 fucking shit

01:08:08.800 dude the gummy bears

01:08:10.200 would be an absurd

01:08:10.880 part of the story too

01:08:11.800 it's just all

01:08:12.440 it's all coming together

01:08:13.600 oh my god

01:08:14.280 imagine we do a skit

01:08:15.300 like of a rape

01:08:16.200 but like doing

01:08:17.620 the most absurd rape possible

01:08:19.500 then her going to the cop

01:08:21.100 and then be like

01:08:21.700 what

01:08:22.480 it has to be

01:08:23.620 by the way

01:08:24.040 I did

01:08:24.460 you think I did that

01:08:25.960 it has to be a

01:08:27.040 hardcore

01:08:28.240 like rated M

01:08:30.200 rated A for adult

01:08:31.580 like version of rape

01:08:32.840 like really hardcore

01:08:33.800 but in the end

01:08:35.080 it goes through that whole thing

01:08:36.540 of like

01:08:36.920 he goes down on her

01:08:38.140 and she's like

01:08:38.440 stop stop

01:08:39.120 and then he goes

01:08:39.680 with the cops

01:08:40.540 and in the end

01:08:41.380 we just laugh

01:08:41.980 but it's like

01:08:43.060 really bad

01:08:44.080 like it's really graphic

01:08:45.520 like the one in

01:08:48.080 is it the Sopranos

01:08:51.060 that has the really bad

01:08:51.720 rape scene

01:08:52.420 yes it is

01:08:56.200 the Sopranos

01:08:56.760 because it was

01:08:57.280 the therapist

01:08:57.820 on the stairs

01:08:59.140 the rapist

01:09:01.540 I didn't watch that

01:09:02.640 I don't think

01:09:03.660 the rapist

01:09:05.700 gets raped

01:09:06.360 whoa

01:09:06.840 it's odd

01:09:07.740 that a guy

01:09:08.360 could get raped

01:09:09.020 from fellatio

01:09:09.880 right

01:09:10.200 like if

01:09:10.560 like a dude

01:09:11.360 could suck your dick

01:09:12.240 and you not want it

01:09:13.240 and it would be horrifying

01:09:14.460 but it still could be rape

01:09:15.620 you can't eat a girl out

01:09:17.220 as rape

01:09:18.220 that's not like

01:09:19.420 it's just not a thing

01:09:20.920 or eat her ass

01:09:22.160 like if you ate her ass

01:09:23.420 if you raped a girl

01:09:25.220 and then ate her ass

01:09:26.260 I don't think legally

01:09:28.580 you can get in trouble

01:09:29.600 for going down on a girl

01:09:30.540 if she doesn't want it

01:09:31.740 like legally

01:09:33.280 I think it's okay

01:09:34.160 yeah there's no penetration

01:09:36.000 I'm just gonna be in public

01:09:36.960 just going up to women

01:09:37.880 like

01:09:38.040 what you gonna do about it

01:09:42.420 who you gonna call

01:09:45.020 ghostbusters

01:09:46.920 who the fuck's gonna believe this

01:09:48.200 toad

01:09:51.960 you should try that

01:09:52.760 you should try that

01:09:53.580 see if it's criminal or not

01:09:55.040 let us know

01:09:56.320 toad

01:09:56.540 fans

01:09:57.000 try it out

01:09:57.760 let us know

01:09:58.360 I got centrally raped

01:09:59.260 by a fan chick

01:09:59.900 and y'all saved me

01:10:00.600 we did

01:10:01.180 I remember it

01:10:01.580 but it sounds alright

01:10:02.220 yeah

01:10:02.440 yeah you do

01:10:03.200 I remember that

01:10:03.960 and look

01:10:04.760 now he's got a different PFP

01:10:06.000 because I roasted his ass so hard

01:10:07.580 you're not a victim Tim

01:10:09.020 no you won't

01:10:10.040 grow up

01:10:10.180 grow the fuck up Tim

01:10:11.440 wait Tim

01:10:12.260 is this a guy

01:10:12.800 I'm high five you Tim

01:10:14.440 you got some fat pussy

01:10:15.720 come on

01:10:16.340 is Tim the dude that got his asshole blown out

01:10:18.280 when his friend was shitting in his own asshole

01:10:20.120 what

01:10:20.920 I don't remember

01:10:22.840 that was me

01:10:23.740 that was a mailbag

01:10:24.820 Tim lived a hell of a life

01:10:26.180 we'll do a mailbag

01:10:27.480 yeah do some mailbag

01:10:28.980 alright

01:10:29.300 Tyler

01:10:30.160 the other one

01:10:31.400 not our producer

01:10:32.180 would you rather

01:10:32.840 passionately and publicly

01:10:34.220 take Chase Oliver up the ass

01:10:36.240 and lose betting privileges for a year

01:10:38.960 or stroke out at a Celtics game

01:10:41.160 okay this is foretoed only

01:10:43.400 are you kidding me

01:10:46.280 fuck this

01:10:46.760 throw it out

01:10:47.580 take the stroke

01:10:48.940 it's already happened to me once

01:10:50.260 man

01:10:50.980 if you have another stroke

01:10:52.260 you'll die

01:10:52.780 I get the sympathy card

01:10:54.060 I'd rather die

01:10:54.540 you actually might become

01:10:56.140 like legitimately retarded

01:10:57.740 I'd rather die

01:10:58.860 than

01:10:59.200 another stroke

01:11:01.020 he becomes Leon

01:11:01.900 he would

01:11:04.840 he would become Leon

01:11:05.900 wouldn't it be dope

01:11:06.560 if strokes were just like

01:11:08.760 personality resets

01:11:09.740 but sometimes

01:11:10.480 it makes you way better

01:11:11.620 so like

01:11:12.400 it's a roll of the dice

01:11:13.440 yeah sometimes

01:11:14.180 half your face is droopy

01:11:15.680 and your life's ruined

01:11:16.540 the other times though

01:11:17.740 you're fucking now

01:11:19.060 mine made me way worse

01:11:20.300 you roll a toad

01:11:21.440 you roll a Leon

01:11:22.340 I lost all the Boston Riz

01:11:24.960 that you saw in the valedictorian speech

01:11:26.440 my stroke fucked me up pretty bad

01:11:28.000 I feel like

01:11:28.820 if you were living a bad life

01:11:31.100 if you were like

01:11:31.580 my life sucks

01:11:32.260 I would roll the dice

01:11:33.620 on a stroke

01:11:34.180 if it did that

01:11:35.980 another fucking bit

01:11:37.460 for Tower Gang

01:11:38.420 when it's on Netflix

01:11:39.040 Schrodinger's stroke

01:11:40.580 you don't know

01:11:42.380 you don't know what you get

01:11:43.180 but it's like

01:11:43.580 it's honestly

01:11:44.200 it's kind of like a

01:11:45.020 like a parody of Black Mirror

01:11:46.300 I don't know

01:11:46.860 that's what I was thinking

01:11:47.760 it's kind of like

01:11:48.560 here's the concept of this episode

01:11:50.200 somebody's having a really bad time

01:11:51.960 and then we come down

01:11:52.800 as like the angels

01:11:53.600 on their shoulders

01:11:54.360 and then we present them

01:11:55.740 the option

01:11:56.740 the angel and the devil

01:11:58.080 yeah

01:11:58.360 or

01:11:59.480 you could fucking have this stroke

01:12:01.640 and roll the dice

01:12:02.640 and we do that

01:12:03.920 to like three people

01:12:04.680 and they fucking

01:12:05.280 roll the dice

01:12:06.200 and we see what they look like

01:12:07.180 it's very tempting

01:12:08.120 get Daniel Day-Lewis

01:12:09.540 or somebody

01:12:09.920 you can really swap up

01:12:10.820 their acting

01:12:11.240 and by the way

01:12:11.940 we're also

01:12:12.620 we're also all demons

01:12:13.840 and we

01:12:14.440 you just actually

01:12:15.180 just have a stroke

01:12:15.880 and die

01:12:16.360 like no one

01:12:17.460 no one actually changes

01:12:18.600 they just either

01:12:19.180 become like

01:12:19.820 debilitated

01:12:20.860 or like

01:12:21.520 it's like

01:12:21.900 it's like being halfway

01:12:22.860 through some

01:12:23.700 like very elaborate

01:12:24.920 RPG video game

01:12:26.200 and then going to

01:12:26.860 the create a character screen

01:12:28.060 and like totally

01:12:28.680 changing your shit around

01:12:29.560 like you're

01:12:30.180 you're a fucking lunatic

01:12:31.720 if you do that

01:12:32.500 yeah

01:12:34.700 next question

01:12:36.800 I just wanted to make

01:12:37.980 that declaratory statement

01:12:38.920 for no reason at all

01:12:40.020 but I think you are

01:12:40.920 genuinely psychopathic

01:12:42.240 if you are halfway

01:12:43.120 through a video game

01:12:43.800 and you change

01:12:44.420 your name

01:12:44.960 and your characteristics

01:12:45.600 like you're a piece of shit

01:12:46.900 and I don't want to be

01:12:47.620 your friend at that point

01:12:48.460 yeah but

01:12:49.400 Cole was only valedictorian

01:12:50.860 of five

01:12:51.620 at least I was

01:12:53.500 of 339

01:12:55.080 I don't know

01:12:55.900 I don't know

01:12:56.200 if that's better or worse

01:12:57.180 I gotta read the second sentence

01:12:58.180 of what Josie said

01:12:58.880 sometimes when I'm feeling retired

01:13:01.140 I remember the two-fifths

01:13:01.920 of Tower Gang

01:13:02.380 were valedictorians

01:13:03.220 and then I feel more retired

01:13:04.280 she's still lower than us

01:13:07.640 well

01:13:09.240 she's a woman

01:13:10.100 by dane of her creation

01:13:12.640 oh I like this

01:13:14.640 angel and the devil

01:13:15.320 are just black and white coal

01:13:16.360 like that's just

01:13:17.140 like the angel

01:13:17.700 is the fat white coal

01:13:18.720 and then

01:13:19.240 that's what I said

01:13:20.180 you're stealing my jokes

01:13:21.160 no you did not say that

01:13:23.080 I absolutely did

01:13:24.080 that is not

01:13:24.780 dude you had a stroke

01:13:26.400 brother

01:13:26.720 you had a stroke

01:13:27.300 you don't remember things

01:13:28.260 did he say it

01:13:30.460 yeah

01:13:31.040 I don't remember

01:13:31.500 go back

01:13:32.340 roll the tape

01:13:33.020 I don't

01:13:33.420 I don't hear like

01:13:34.000 invalidatorious

01:13:35.600 anyway listen

01:13:37.580 before the next mailbag

01:13:38.560 go to the bottom right hand corner

01:13:40.820 scan that

01:13:41.400 join the Tower Club

01:13:42.340 this is a new thing

01:13:43.160 that t-shirt

01:13:43.780 I'm gonna be making

01:13:45.120 for like $15

01:13:46.020 for members of the Tower Club

01:13:47.340 I want this on everybody

01:13:48.320 I want people to fucking

01:13:49.260 walk around with this shit

01:13:50.220 and when people see you

01:13:51.240 in the street

01:13:51.660 they go

01:13:52.020 what is it

01:13:52.980 and then actually

01:13:54.260 it's not

01:13:54.520 you should probably

01:13:55.080 tell them what it is

01:13:55.920 I give some racist people money

01:13:57.700 yeah

01:13:58.900 I give them at least $5

01:14:01.120 I'm a member to the most racist podcast

01:14:03.620 in America

01:14:04.420 and I mean it

01:14:07.480 damn it

01:14:07.860 that's such a fun thing

01:14:08.940 to be able to say

01:14:09.640 to your friends and family

01:14:10.680 I was just talking

01:14:11.800 because of all the Milo

01:14:13.240 and Nick Quintus stuff

01:14:14.500 are groipers

01:14:15.980 because it's kind of

01:14:16.960 with the most racist podcast

01:14:18.240 are groipers

01:14:19.020 are they a bigger

01:14:21.580 cultural influence

01:14:22.420 than we realize

01:14:23.160 and so that we have

01:14:23.940 a bigger potential audience

01:14:26.160 out there

01:14:26.700 yeah

01:14:27.340 you think we're in the

01:14:28.580 fucking lane of groipers

01:14:29.940 no not of groipers

01:14:32.040 but they would watch it

01:14:32.940 because they're already

01:14:33.720 they literally are racist

01:14:35.340 yeah

01:14:36.360 I think

01:14:36.780 I'm too brown

01:14:38.480 but they're not funny

01:14:39.780 yeah

01:14:40.500 I think they would be pissed

01:14:41.500 that we're joking

01:14:42.260 most of the time

01:14:43.440 oh

01:14:43.940 that makes sense

01:14:44.840 yeah

01:14:45.180 they're like

01:14:46.000 be serious about it

01:14:47.180 they rarely hate them

01:14:48.600 they're like

01:14:49.000 I like half of what you say

01:14:50.260 but then when you laugh

01:14:51.080 I fucking hate it

01:14:51.980 I think we leave it

01:14:52.920 ambiguous enough

01:14:53.640 to where you don't know

01:14:54.360 if we mean it or not

01:14:55.100 usually

01:14:55.420 I didn't believe you

01:14:57.000 when you just said nigger

01:14:57.980 you didn't say it

01:15:01.440 from the heart

01:15:01.940 like you're talking

01:15:03.020 about race and IQ

01:15:03.720 but like you're fucking

01:15:04.480 you seem to think

01:15:05.860 it's kind of cool

01:15:06.600 and that's not

01:15:07.400 that's not true

01:15:08.360 alright next

01:15:10.360 I don't know

01:15:10.660 if they're our audience

01:15:11.740 maybe in five years

01:15:12.980 when they all

01:15:13.480 fucking get over

01:15:14.240 20 years old

01:15:15.000 can we

01:15:15.560 can we just

01:15:16.160 just briefly

01:15:18.000 I mean

01:15:18.520 it is fucking bizarre

01:15:19.900 that Fuentes

01:15:21.360 is on

01:15:22.040 whatever it's called

01:15:24.040 loudspeaker

01:15:24.580 saying

01:15:24.960 yeah we're gonna

01:15:26.080 we can't be stopped

01:15:27.240 we're going to the capital

01:15:28.060 fucking walk past the cops

01:15:30.100 you can't stop us

01:15:30.840 and then like

01:15:31.280 and he's all good

01:15:32.580 he's all good

01:15:34.080 seems pretty wild to me

01:15:35.060 but they also

01:15:35.920 the feds do fed jacket

01:15:37.160 people too

01:15:37.700 where they do shit like that

01:15:38.960 knowing everyone's gonna be like

01:15:39.920 look at this fed

01:15:40.820 so it's kind of like

01:15:41.700 the argument that I saw

01:15:42.680 is that he's too public

01:15:43.980 a figure

01:15:44.520 and that

01:15:45.220 it would have been too

01:15:46.200 like notice

01:15:47.080 like there would have been

01:15:47.740 too much outrage

01:15:48.280 I mean that's some shit

01:15:48.380 I would do

01:15:48.940 if I was

01:15:49.480 that's some bullshit

01:15:50.940 because they took down

01:15:51.680 Alex Jones pretty easily

01:15:53.000 and he was

01:15:53.400 more public

01:15:54.700 more well known

01:15:55.520 than Nick Fuentes is

01:15:56.820 yeah

01:15:57.060 they're trying to

01:15:57.600 take down Trump

01:15:58.400 they tried to assassinate

01:16:00.180 Trump

01:16:00.600 if you actually

01:16:01.960 fear the Gropers

01:16:02.900 which they pretend

01:16:03.620 that they do

01:16:04.120 well then you put him

01:16:05.280 in prison for 20 years

01:16:06.500 oh Nick

01:16:08.760 oh

01:16:09.060 or you let him go

01:16:10.800 that way everyone

01:16:11.560 starts thinking

01:16:12.120 he's a fed

01:16:12.680 and then you can

01:16:13.200 spread that discord

01:16:14.000 and just watch it

01:16:15.260 and go

01:16:15.700 Nick would love

01:16:16.760 prison

01:16:17.220 come on man

01:16:18.020 he'd be the prison twink

01:16:19.200 he'd love that

01:16:19.700 the feds technically

01:16:20.220 play both sides

01:16:20.960 so they always win

01:16:21.660 that's kind of like

01:16:22.360 what I'm hearing

01:16:22.800 that's the hard thing

01:16:24.740 is like it makes it

01:16:25.440 really hard to read

01:16:26.100 this shit

01:16:26.480 because I don't

01:16:26.980 I don't want to like

01:16:27.780 if he's not a fed

01:16:28.940 I don't want to be

01:16:29.540 well for the record

01:16:30.700 it'd be really funny

01:16:31.360 because if Milo's a fed

01:16:32.520 I'm saying it

01:16:33.020 it seems like he may have

01:16:33.960 may have you know

01:16:35.580 turned state's evidence

01:16:36.400 to keep his ass out of prison

01:16:38.120 it's just weird

01:16:39.020 that he would get

01:16:39.480 no sentencing

01:16:40.200 like that's one of the

01:16:40.920 more egregious

01:16:41.680 you know things

01:16:42.600 I've seen

01:16:43.060 I think all the people

01:16:43.820 at the high levels

01:16:44.920 that we see on Twitter

01:16:45.820 are probably feds

01:16:46.740 is what it is

01:16:48.540 so anyone like

01:16:49.440 over like 200,000

01:16:50.700 Dave Smith

01:16:51.620 probably fed

01:16:52.280 Josie

01:16:53.240 probably fed

01:16:54.000 Josie's a fed

01:16:54.660 yeah

01:16:55.020 probably fed

01:16:55.700 I don't know

01:16:56.060 well fed

01:16:56.660 you think I'm a fed

01:16:57.740 just because I'm at

01:16:58.640 170,000

01:16:59.160 you're like over 100k

01:17:00.140 like yeah

01:17:00.880 I mean you've at least

01:17:01.860 been approached

01:17:02.500 I don't know

01:17:02.920 you're playing coy

01:17:03.500 right now I guess

01:17:04.380 like

01:17:04.680 yeah I feel like

01:17:05.880 once you're over

01:17:06.460 like 200k

01:17:07.440 the FBI's like

01:17:08.480 hey

01:17:08.760 been seeing your growth

01:17:10.760 lately

01:17:11.160 about time we

01:17:13.720 bring you into the fold

01:17:14.680 yeah

01:17:15.080 they'll say the same thing

01:17:16.700 you know

01:17:16.940 you ever been to a piss orgy

01:17:19.120 hey

01:17:21.700 you know

01:17:22.560 you know how they

01:17:23.200 shut down Epstein Island

01:17:24.280 yeah it ain't shut down

01:17:25.640 and we're taking you there

01:17:26.360 this weekend

01:17:26.780 it's like literally

01:17:28.780 the next island over

01:17:29.780 we just moved

01:17:32.540 one island

01:17:33.120 like there's so many islands

01:17:34.380 also here's something for you

01:17:35.800 we don't allow Luke in

01:17:36.940 how about that

01:17:37.480 you like that

01:17:38.080 yeah I don't think

01:17:40.020 Luke is a fed

01:17:40.680 what

01:17:41.860 he's got 600,000

01:17:43.740 I don't think he's a fed

01:17:44.960 I wouldn't be surprised

01:17:46.260 but I don't know

01:17:46.960 I don't think so

01:17:47.600 why don't we just have

01:17:48.460 like our own

01:17:49.160 like island

01:17:50.260 like that

01:17:50.640 like Little St. James

01:17:51.580 where it's just for tower games

01:17:52.560 Rape-a-palooza

01:17:53.480 that would

01:17:54.680 that would

01:17:55.340 that would be

01:17:55.960 really

01:17:56.640 really

01:17:57.440 little St. Rape-a-palooza

01:17:58.600 I don't

01:17:59.280 I don't like this

01:18:00.540 I had a really good idea

01:18:01.780 that'd be really misleading

01:18:02.940 to the federal agents

01:18:03.800 that watch the show

01:18:04.700 they'd be like

01:18:05.100 yo I had a good idea

01:18:05.880 for a fucking

01:18:06.800 Rape-a-palooza

01:18:09.060 for

01:18:09.340 Bohemian Grove

01:18:11.420 we have to have a tent

01:18:12.740 where it's just like

01:18:13.740 mad water balloons

01:18:14.680 it's gonna say

01:18:15.240 Rape-a-palooza

01:18:16.040 on the tent

01:18:16.540 and you go in there

01:18:17.720 you have a water balloon

01:18:18.520 fight if you want

01:18:19.260 alright I like it

01:18:20.400 that's a great idea

01:18:21.280 it's a good idea

01:18:22.360 I like that

01:18:22.840 can the water balloons

01:18:23.520 have midgets on them

01:18:24.460 or something like that

01:18:25.900 we can work on it

01:18:26.840 we'll work it out later

01:18:27.500 the budget's tight to it

01:18:29.300 but we'll work on it

01:18:29.920 we'll fix that

01:18:30.200 midget body parts

01:18:31.400 all the water balloons

01:18:32.420 should have the face

01:18:33.300 of that little lady

01:18:33.940 whatever her name is

01:18:34.560 Lila

01:18:35.800 Lila Hart's face on it

01:18:38.500 I think she'd get

01:18:40.700 a kick out of that

01:18:41.300 honestly

01:18:41.660 yo I should invite her

01:18:42.920 to do comedy

01:18:43.280 she's funny

01:18:43.760 yeah

01:18:44.340 she would probably do it

01:18:46.340 alright

01:18:46.620 how about you invite her

01:18:47.280 to get her head smashed in

01:18:48.260 but now would we

01:18:48.960 oh my god

01:18:50.440 Jesus Christ

01:18:51.760 that's the black dude

01:18:52.600 oh my god

01:18:55.220 how about we

01:18:56.560 shoot that hoe

01:18:57.100 with our gun sideways

01:18:58.100 Cole's like

01:18:59.540 yeah

01:18:59.840 yeah

01:19:00.560 let that

01:19:01.920 how about I

01:19:02.320 beat a bitch up

01:19:03.140 how about that

01:19:03.800 give that dog

01:19:05.420 that antifreeze

01:19:06.220 player

01:19:06.600 Cole's like

01:19:07.340 eat her out

01:19:09.180 with gummy belts

01:19:09.740 in your mouth

01:19:10.260 cop's ain't gonna believe

01:19:17.160 she raped you

01:19:17.880 after that

01:19:18.480 the white guy's like

01:19:22.600 doc she's gonna hit you

01:19:24.640 hey player

01:19:27.700 just give some plasma

01:19:28.680 for that money

01:19:29.300 yeah

01:19:29.700 alright

01:19:32.140 is there any more

01:19:33.400 mailbag

01:19:33.760 are we good

01:19:34.100 we'll do

01:19:36.700 pistolero

01:19:38.660 if you had to

01:19:39.740 switch bodies

01:19:40.780 with every other

01:19:41.740 member of tower

01:19:42.440 game for a day

01:19:43.320 each

01:19:43.720 what would you do

01:19:44.520 over the course

01:19:45.120 of that day

01:19:45.800 that is such a

01:19:46.760 long question

01:19:48.240 okay

01:19:48.680 can we

01:19:49.560 hold on

01:19:51.020 hold on

01:19:51.560 I'd fuck his wife

01:19:52.980 all day

01:19:53.660 if you were me

01:19:56.600 you wouldn't get

01:19:57.580 close to her

01:19:58.100 so I mean

01:19:58.540 like it's not

01:19:59.020 happening

01:19:59.320 if you were Cole

01:20:01.640 yeah you wouldn't

01:20:02.100 be able to come

01:20:02.620 I just want to get

01:20:04.400 us out of the way

01:20:04.840 we're all jerking

01:20:06.400 off with each

01:20:06.820 other's dicks

01:20:07.260 right

01:20:07.520 is that what

01:20:08.160 is that what

01:20:08.860 yeah

01:20:09.440 for a spin

01:20:10.420 I mean

01:20:10.920 yeah like everybody

01:20:11.600 would just be like

01:20:12.280 whatever

01:20:12.640 I don't want to do

01:20:13.360 that

01:20:13.620 it's like test

01:20:14.320 driving a new

01:20:14.860 vehicle you know

01:20:15.620 although if I was

01:20:16.580 in toad's body

01:20:17.220 I'd be like

01:20:17.700 I'm not touching

01:20:18.420 this

01:20:19.060 why

01:20:20.360 wait

01:20:21.640 if you're in

01:20:22.540 anybody else's body

01:20:23.520 you're gleefully

01:20:24.260 jagged

01:20:25.120 but not toad's body

01:20:27.460 I'm completely pure

01:20:28.540 man you don't want

01:20:29.160 you don't want to

01:20:29.600 try this out

01:20:30.240 you don't want to

01:20:35.380 try this fucking

01:20:35.980 thing out

01:20:36.360 I can't believe

01:20:37.800 what a consistent

01:20:38.960 recurring bit this is

01:20:40.080 it's unbelievable

01:20:40.720 this pristine

01:20:42.560 if you are

01:20:43.640 inhabiting a body

01:20:44.660 it is not gay

01:20:45.440 I'm sorry

01:20:46.260 it's just not

01:20:47.440 so a demon

01:20:48.440 inhabits your body

01:20:49.740 and makes you jerk

01:20:50.500 off that's not gay

01:20:51.360 not gay

01:20:52.200 the demon

01:20:53.240 no well

01:20:54.700 you can be gay

01:20:55.760 and not gay

01:20:56.300 at the same time

01:20:57.120 it's almost like

01:20:58.200 what

01:20:59.020 it's masculine

01:20:59.700 it's almost like

01:21:01.440 what do the X's get

01:21:02.580 it's almost dominant

01:21:04.020 like I made you

01:21:05.120 jerk off your own dick

01:21:06.340 Clint

01:21:06.640 that's not gay

01:21:08.240 it also would be like

01:21:10.400 gay

01:21:10.780 but like if you're

01:21:12.680 you drop the shorts

01:21:14.280 and you look

01:21:14.900 and you're going like

01:21:15.620 oh

01:21:15.960 I feel like all of us

01:21:17.820 at least would go

01:21:18.340 oh

01:21:18.680 that's what I thought

01:21:20.400 you put in your hand

01:21:23.160 you're like

01:21:23.360 how big is this

01:21:24.000 think about it like this

01:21:25.560 but the problem is

01:21:26.480 that your hands

01:21:27.040 are different sizes too

01:21:27.940 so you can't

01:21:28.620 like there's nothing

01:21:29.100 to compare to

01:21:29.900 there's no

01:21:30.740 there's no comparison

01:21:31.620 Cole's little hand

01:21:32.560 is like

01:21:32.760 you grab it like

01:21:33.600 this microphone

01:21:34.280 say Top grabbed

01:21:37.100 your hand

01:21:37.860 and made you

01:21:38.380 jerk yourself off

01:21:39.280 with your own hand

01:21:40.240 is he being gay

01:21:41.280 by doing that

01:21:42.020 yes

01:21:42.420 no

01:21:42.680 yes but if I'm

01:21:45.600 inside of his body

01:21:47.120 but if you're inside

01:21:48.080 of his body

01:21:48.860 and you feel

01:21:49.880 everything you're doing

01:21:50.940 like you're

01:21:51.420 in

01:21:51.580 clarify the inside

01:21:52.600 of the body

01:21:53.040 same general premise

01:21:54.380 I feel like

01:21:55.460 in fact it's gayer

01:21:56.380 you're in my body

01:21:57.080 gay

01:21:57.360 no no

01:21:58.380 if you're inhabiting

01:21:59.520 the body

01:21:59.920 it's not gay

01:22:00.580 but if you're

01:22:01.080 inside of it

01:22:01.960 sexually

01:22:02.520 is it gay

01:22:03.420 to inhabit

01:22:03.940 your homie's body

01:22:04.960 if any of you

01:22:05.380 are ever in my body

01:22:06.600 gay

01:22:07.100 I'm going to

01:22:07.860 inhabit your body bro

01:22:09.400 this is how you can

01:22:10.760 be this

01:22:11.220 if a hypnotist

01:22:11.980 makes you jerk

01:22:12.520 yourself off

01:22:13.200 is it gay

01:22:13.600 that's actually

01:22:14.540 where this comes

01:22:15.340 down to

01:22:15.860 no no no

01:22:16.300 I'll tell you

01:22:17.020 if you are capable

01:22:18.340 of being hypnotized

01:22:19.520 you're gay

01:22:20.740 that black dude

01:22:24.100 on your show

01:22:24.900 yesterday

01:22:25.300 he was doing

01:22:26.220 a lot of that

01:22:26.740 black dude

01:22:27.300 hypnotism shit

01:22:28.180 and you guys

01:22:28.580 were falling for it

01:22:29.640 it was crazy

01:22:30.220 it's voodoo

01:22:31.300 basically

01:22:31.880 so now you hate him

01:22:33.420 no no

01:22:34.120 I don't hate him

01:22:34.640 he was doing

01:22:35.480 the nigga magic

01:22:36.920 stuff on you

01:22:37.480 he was shucking

01:22:38.180 and jiving

01:22:38.780 and you're just like

01:22:39.340 oh my god

01:22:39.840 black dude

01:22:40.320 outside of voodoo

01:22:41.840 if I spoke to you

01:22:43.840 and I said

01:22:44.060 let me tell you

01:22:44.700 if you're wearing

01:22:45.420 a red shirt

01:22:46.220 theoretically

01:22:47.680 that usually means

01:22:48.960 you're a faggot

01:22:49.720 and everyone

01:22:50.480 was just like

01:22:50.860 what

01:22:51.020 wow

01:22:51.680 dropping facts

01:22:52.540 oh my bad

01:22:53.080 I didn't mean

01:22:53.440 to say that example

01:22:54.260 but they were like

01:22:54.980 dropping facts

01:22:55.480 he said nothing

01:22:59.200 hold on

01:22:59.940 hold on

01:23:00.340 I just want to

01:23:00.680 get back to

01:23:01.080 the actual question

01:23:01.980 so let's get

01:23:04.040 let's get past

01:23:04.820 all of us

01:23:05.560 actually jerking

01:23:06.260 each other

01:23:06.600 like jerking off

01:23:07.440 our bodies

01:23:08.160 yeah it's the first

01:23:08.620 thing I do

01:23:09.060 of course

01:23:09.220 that's where we go

01:23:09.900 alright so

01:23:10.720 besides that

01:23:11.660 I jerk you all off

01:23:12.360 okay we all get

01:23:13.540 to pick one of the gang

01:23:14.940 and then we say

01:23:15.860 what we're gonna do

01:23:16.680 with that

01:23:17.560 alright so who gets toad

01:23:18.960 no one's gonna pick me

01:23:22.280 no I am

01:23:22.980 I am because

01:23:23.820 I'm gonna fucking

01:23:24.480 go into your

01:23:25.060 place of work

01:23:25.820 and just shoot

01:23:26.260 the shit out of that place

01:23:27.200 wow

01:23:27.780 oh I didn't think

01:23:28.800 about this

01:23:29.560 but then I'm gonna

01:23:30.780 be in prison

01:23:31.440 forever

01:23:32.300 no no

01:23:32.680 whatever

01:23:33.080 the rules are

01:23:34.560 you are a passenger

01:23:36.100 in the body

01:23:36.700 and you're just

01:23:38.000 gonna do one of the

01:23:38.880 things that toad

01:23:39.500 does every day

01:23:40.060 I'm gonna do

01:23:40.780 one of the things

01:23:41.260 that Clint does

01:23:41.860 every day

01:23:42.400 I'm in his body

01:23:43.080 like I gotta

01:23:43.960 oh I see

01:23:44.800 what you're saying

01:23:45.120 like the person

01:23:46.300 is on autopilot

01:23:47.380 you're just like

01:23:48.180 you're just seeing

01:23:49.560 we're moving a little bit

01:23:51.040 but like we gotta do

01:23:52.140 well then I definitely

01:23:52.980 don't wanna be in

01:23:53.500 toad's body then

01:23:54.400 you just go

01:23:55.580 like you're drinking

01:23:56.240 coffee

01:23:56.720 you have a pounding

01:23:57.900 headache every day

01:23:58.900 you're trying to

01:23:59.920 the coffee

01:24:01.780 is a headache

01:24:02.640 everything hurts

01:24:03.820 you're along for the

01:24:04.800 autopilot ride

01:24:05.720 but you can choose

01:24:06.580 to override

01:24:07.080 at certain points

01:24:07.900 no I wouldn't say

01:24:08.840 override but you're

01:24:09.680 like you still have

01:24:10.520 to think about

01:24:11.200 like you still have

01:24:11.660 to eat

01:24:12.100 you still have to

01:24:12.780 like if I'm just

01:24:13.760 a passenger in toad's

01:24:14.740 body that's literally

01:24:15.680 the worst day of my life

01:24:16.540 that is that is what

01:24:17.220 I would choose

01:24:24.420 like the 15 minutes

01:24:25.640 that toad takes

01:24:26.500 a painful shit

01:24:27.760 like you know

01:24:28.300 he takes one

01:24:29.140 painful shit

01:24:30.340 every day

01:24:30.880 it's very mucousy

01:24:31.800 no no no no

01:24:32.500 I use the squatty potty

01:24:33.780 man it's a very

01:24:34.820 I still bet it hurts

01:24:36.180 it's a very quick

01:24:37.500 relaxing shit

01:24:39.060 it's like

01:24:39.380 it's a nice release

01:24:40.760 you're also like

01:24:42.840 you have to be

01:24:43.660 along for the ride

01:24:44.440 it's like Toad

01:24:45.740 goes and jerks off

01:24:46.620 and you have to

01:24:47.080 watch the fucked up

01:24:48.260 porn he watches

01:24:48.980 like you're just

01:24:49.600 like oh my god

01:24:50.700 yeah it's hot shit

01:24:51.520 man you don't want

01:24:52.520 lactation porn

01:24:53.420 Lainey I need you

01:24:54.560 to edit as soon

01:24:55.780 as possible

01:24:56.340 me saying that's

01:24:57.880 the worst day of my

01:24:58.500 life and Toad's

01:24:59.260 saying that's every

01:25:00.580 day of my life

01:25:01.220 or whatever the fuck

01:25:01.760 he said that was

01:25:02.640 one of the funniest

01:25:03.180 things that's ever

01:25:03.780 happened to me

01:25:04.200 god damn it

01:25:04.780 that was awesome

01:25:05.160 sorry go ahead

01:25:05.740 oh god

01:25:06.260 alright so Toad's

01:25:07.060 over it

01:25:07.400 everyone would

01:25:08.040 we're just choosing

01:25:08.760 heart

01:25:09.060 no real quick

01:25:11.100 if I took his body

01:25:12.360 I would fucking

01:25:13.320 just go through

01:25:14.240 his day

01:25:14.660 I'd immediately

01:25:15.680 put his house

01:25:16.260 up for sale

01:25:16.880 and take the

01:25:17.380 first offer I

01:25:18.140 get I would

01:25:19.120 fucking go and

01:25:20.020 tell his boss

01:25:20.660 off say I quit

01:25:21.720 and then just

01:25:22.460 bounce at the end

01:25:23.120 of the day

01:25:23.320 no you can't do

01:25:23.980 that but you

01:25:24.400 can't do it

01:25:24.880 you have to

01:25:25.300 you're on the

01:25:25.880 tracks

01:25:26.280 you're on the

01:25:27.200 tracks of

01:25:27.620 and I overrode

01:25:28.980 it

01:25:29.040 here's the part

01:25:30.140 that I would

01:25:30.600 choose with

01:25:31.200 Jose

01:25:31.440 I would choose

01:25:32.440 the part when

01:25:32.940 Jose comes home

01:25:33.860 and he walks

01:25:34.520 in his door

01:25:35.080 and his daughters

01:25:36.100 go daddy you're

01:25:36.940 home and he

01:25:37.320 goes

01:25:37.560 and then he

01:25:39.380 walks away from

01:25:40.020 and then he

01:25:41.080 picks up the

01:25:41.840 hairless cat

01:25:42.520 and he loves

01:25:43.300 it to death

01:25:43.880 that's the part

01:25:45.600 I want to live

01:25:46.340 through that part

01:25:47.120 just like autopilot

01:25:48.180 and just

01:25:48.500 okay dad

01:25:49.460 wait I took my

01:25:51.020 headphones off

01:25:51.580 because I was

01:25:51.940 laughing so hard

01:25:52.600 Todd did you

01:25:53.340 say what you

01:25:53.760 wanted to do

01:25:54.200 with my day

01:25:54.800 my portion

01:25:55.660 of my day

01:25:56.140 or no

01:25:56.580 we haven't

01:25:57.140 gotten to you

01:25:57.660 you transferred

01:25:58.200 to Jose

01:25:58.940 okay

01:25:59.300 we went to

01:26:00.060 Jose

01:26:00.240 we're going

01:26:00.580 across the

01:26:00.980 top

01:26:01.180 yeah

01:26:01.400 Todd's like

01:26:02.700 I want to

01:26:03.160 live Cole's

01:26:03.820 life when he

01:26:04.200 beats his wife

01:26:05.040 I'll be honest

01:26:07.740 I do have a

01:26:08.380 little bit of

01:26:08.760 morbid curiosity

01:26:09.580 as to how

01:26:10.140 bad Cole's

01:26:11.020 wife's blow

01:26:11.740 jobs are

01:26:12.640 so

01:26:12.820 like

01:26:13.080 out of

01:26:18.580 respect

01:26:18.860 I'm not

01:26:19.380 going to

01:26:19.760 say this

01:26:20.100 is my

01:26:20.380 answer

01:26:20.640 but I'm

01:26:21.120 going to

01:26:21.260 be honest

01:26:21.700 and say

01:26:22.080 I kind

01:26:22.780 of want

01:26:23.060 to know

01:26:23.320 how bad

01:26:23.740 it is

01:26:23.980 the thing

01:26:24.380 is the

01:26:24.660 blow jobs

01:26:25.100 aren't bad

01:26:25.720 they just

01:26:26.060 don't happen

01:26:26.600 Cole's life

01:26:26.980 I fear the

01:26:28.200 most

01:26:28.480 Cole might

01:26:28.920 be gay

01:26:29.400 I don't

01:26:29.700 know

01:26:29.920 because

01:26:30.280 here's the

01:26:31.800 thing at

01:26:32.480 any given

01:26:32.940 moment in

01:26:33.400 Cole's

01:26:33.700 life

01:26:33.960 if I

01:26:34.920 inhabit it

01:26:35.500 this is

01:26:35.740 what's

01:26:35.880 going on

01:26:36.240 with Cole

01:26:36.580 you get

01:26:37.140 into Cole's

01:26:37.620 body

01:26:37.960 you're going

01:26:38.780 to experience

01:26:39.580 all that

01:26:40.260 joy that

01:26:40.820 he has

01:26:41.140 but also

01:26:41.620 the profound

01:26:42.300 sorrow

01:26:42.960 that Cole's

01:26:44.020 what fucking

01:26:44.500 sorrow do I

01:26:45.400 have

01:26:45.740 that's what I

01:26:46.400 was thinking

01:26:46.700 about

01:26:46.940 that's the

01:26:49.020 sorrow

01:26:49.380 yeah see

01:26:50.120 that's

01:26:50.460 the left

01:26:51.560 is the fat

01:26:52.180 white dude

01:26:52.640 and the right

01:26:53.040 is the black

01:26:53.540 dude

01:26:54.240 you get them

01:26:54.940 both right

01:26:55.360 there

01:26:55.560 that's why

01:26:56.460 I would choose

01:26:57.160 Cole just

01:26:57.720 so I could

01:26:58.580 experience both

01:26:59.620 sides of Cole

01:27:00.840 there are two

01:27:01.480 retards

01:27:01.940 they're both

01:27:02.400 lazy

01:27:02.760 you think

01:27:05.600 I'm just

01:27:06.000 full of

01:27:06.940 sorrow

01:27:07.280 and like

01:27:07.740 I'm not

01:27:08.060 I think

01:27:08.640 at the end

01:27:09.060 of the day

01:27:09.380 Clint's the

01:27:09.820 guy that

01:27:10.120 just said

01:27:10.460 he's like

01:27:10.840 I have

01:27:11.240 depression

01:27:11.900 like he's

01:27:12.720 like a

01:27:13.080 fucking

01:27:13.300 millionaire

01:27:15.020 living in

01:27:16.080 a high

01:27:16.600 rise

01:27:16.860 in Miami

01:27:17.240 money does

01:27:20.100 not buy

01:27:20.560 happiness

01:27:20.700 how about

01:27:21.460 just get

01:27:21.820 happy

01:27:22.220 okay

01:27:22.660 never heard

01:27:25.900 of brain

01:27:26.200 damage

01:27:26.560 why don't

01:27:27.680 you just

01:27:27.980 log off

01:27:28.540 just stop

01:27:28.980 looking at

01:27:29.240 your phone

01:27:29.600 log off

01:27:30.140 go outside

01:27:32.560 touch grass

01:27:33.220 all right

01:27:33.540 little bitch

01:27:34.300 what part of

01:27:36.360 Clint's day

01:27:36.820 would I do

01:27:37.260 oh no

01:27:37.560 I can't

01:27:37.960 make meaningful

01:27:38.560 connections

01:27:39.020 with women

01:27:39.540 the part where

01:27:40.800 he fucks

01:27:41.760 random women

01:27:42.380 and rides

01:27:43.720 his Corvette

01:27:44.140 around

01:27:44.560 I was going

01:27:45.520 to say

01:27:45.740 I'll tell you

01:27:46.140 the answer

01:27:46.480 driving the

01:27:47.260 Corvette

01:27:47.740 for sure

01:27:48.300 bro

01:27:48.680 every day

01:27:49.660 and you guys

01:27:50.180 are going to

01:27:50.880 laugh at this

01:27:51.320 and I probably

01:27:51.720 shouldn't even

01:27:52.100 be telling you

01:27:52.560 because you're

01:27:52.800 going to make

01:27:52.980 fun of me

01:27:53.300 for the next

01:27:53.580 year over it

01:27:54.300 but every

01:27:55.140 single day

01:27:55.860 on my way

01:27:56.880 to the best

01:27:57.200 political show

01:27:57.620 to do the show

01:27:58.080 I fucking

01:27:58.880 put the top

01:27:59.920 down

01:28:00.180 and I

01:28:00.460 take my

01:28:00.880 my hat

01:28:01.420 and my

01:28:01.940 shirt off

01:28:02.700 and I

01:28:03.160 I swear to

01:28:05.420 God

01:28:05.680 I swear to

01:28:07.360 God

01:28:07.520 I drive to

01:28:08.420 work

01:28:08.660 I drive to

01:28:09.300 work

01:28:09.520 shirtless

01:28:10.240 every

01:28:10.900 single

01:28:11.760 day

01:28:12.500 no shirt

01:28:15.180 like no

01:28:15.660 not even a

01:28:16.380 tank top

01:28:16.820 like not

01:28:17.180 even a

01:28:17.400 tank top

01:28:17.740 gone

01:28:18.120 I love you

01:28:19.540 man

01:28:19.920 yo

01:28:21.960 yo

01:28:22.460 South Florida

01:28:23.860 sun

01:28:24.400 with the wind

01:28:25.340 and then

01:28:25.940 and it's just

01:28:26.660 blaring music

01:28:27.800 so loud

01:28:28.480 he definitely

01:28:29.140 he definitely

01:28:29.540 hits that

01:28:30.000 it's the best

01:28:31.000 part of my

01:28:31.460 day

01:28:31.720 oh is the

01:28:32.220 hat backwards

01:28:32.840 do you put

01:28:33.280 that hat

01:28:33.780 backwards

01:28:34.100 I usually

01:28:35.300 take it off

01:28:35.860 so I can

01:28:36.180 get some sun

01:28:36.620 on my head

01:28:37.020 but yeah

01:28:37.520 he also

01:28:38.140 every time

01:28:38.700 he presses

01:28:39.120 the push

01:28:39.540 to start

01:28:39.900 he hits

01:28:40.540 that push

01:28:40.840 to start

01:28:41.120 and he goes

01:28:41.520 oh yeah

01:28:42.080 that's the

01:28:42.440 stuff

01:28:42.860 like he says

01:28:43.480 that every

01:28:43.740 day

01:28:43.940 and he hears

01:28:45.460 the engine

01:28:45.660 go

01:28:45.840 and he goes

01:28:46.860 that's the

01:28:47.440 stuff

01:28:47.640 he comes

01:28:48.260 man

01:28:48.640 it rumbles

01:28:49.120 in his ass

01:28:49.840 when we got

01:28:50.540 to fucking

01:28:50.960 Luke's house

01:28:51.560 it was like

01:28:52.440 Clint was like

01:28:52.960 I'll be there

01:28:53.320 at 5

01:28:53.600 so I was like

01:28:57.800 still not there

01:28:58.240 until 520

01:28:59.120 or something

01:28:59.500 and Luke's like

01:29:00.100 he's always late

01:29:01.080 fucking stupid

01:29:02.720 always late

01:29:03.600 what a retard

01:29:04.420 and this guy

01:29:05.740 is just

01:29:06.120 he's just

01:29:06.500 driving in traffic

01:29:07.740 he's driving extra

01:29:08.820 with his shirt off

01:29:09.880 and hat

01:29:10.100 he's taking the

01:29:10.600 long

01:29:10.760 he's taking the

01:29:11.320 back roads

01:29:11.960 what a homosexual

01:29:13.160 Luke is

01:29:13.740 if he knew

01:29:14.460 that you were

01:29:15.280 big dicking him

01:29:15.900 this way

01:29:16.360 you were taking

01:29:17.140 the long way

01:29:17.760 with your shirt off

01:29:18.620 no

01:29:19.300 yeah

01:29:20.140 Luke like

01:29:21.060 drives a Tesla

01:29:21.880 and he puts

01:29:22.720 like a sweater

01:29:23.220 vest on

01:29:23.680 when he drives

01:29:24.220 like that's

01:29:24.860 the difference

01:29:25.820 like

01:29:26.320 I drop the top

01:29:27.140 when I take

01:29:27.500 my shirt off

01:29:28.200 bro

01:29:28.420 that's like

01:29:28.880 you're like

01:29:29.660 I got a V8

01:29:30.500 I'm not kidding

01:29:31.660 I only started

01:29:32.720 this ritual

01:29:33.560 like 2 months ago

01:29:34.420 it has dramatically

01:29:35.500 improved my quality

01:29:36.800 of life

01:29:37.200 no longer

01:29:37.780 I mean

01:29:38.720 I would also

01:29:39.200 get outside dude

01:29:40.120 you're not depressed

01:29:40.980 you just don't give

01:29:41.640 enough sun

01:29:42.180 the party twin's day

01:29:43.160 where he's on

01:29:43.680 like some

01:29:44.020 huge podcast

01:29:45.260 would also be cool

01:29:46.120 to do

01:29:46.500 when do you take

01:29:47.200 it off

01:29:47.440 when do you take

01:29:48.320 the shirt off

01:29:48.660 when you're in the car

01:29:49.380 or like

01:29:49.700 when you're walking

01:29:50.580 to the car

01:29:51.080 no

01:29:51.320 when I'm in my

01:29:51.880 when I'm in my

01:29:52.580 parking garage

01:29:53.280 like halfway to my car

01:29:54.920 because my car

01:29:55.420 is like pretty far

01:29:56.120 at the other end

01:29:56.600 so I'll take my shirt off

01:29:57.480 and I'll just walk

01:29:58.260 and there's all these

01:29:58.760 like retired motherfuckers

01:29:59.720 that are passing me

01:30:00.320 and I'm just like

01:30:00.780 shirtless

01:30:01.460 I love that

01:30:02.820 you guys gotta understand

01:30:05.060 how Clint walks too

01:30:05.860 he walks with like

01:30:06.540 this like

01:30:07.300 short of where I'm going

01:30:08.420 demeanor

01:30:08.820 but almost like

01:30:09.600 bigfoot

01:30:10.040 imagine a walkout

01:30:10.700 like

01:30:10.980 I have a very

01:30:14.240 long gait

01:30:14.900 also by the way

01:30:15.780 like shirtless

01:30:16.740 shirtless

01:30:17.620 and no hat

01:30:18.540 you're

01:30:19.140 and the way you wear

01:30:20.280 your shorts

01:30:20.660 with no underwear

01:30:21.280 you're basically naked

01:30:22.900 like you're

01:30:24.100 you are like

01:30:25.140 it's a big dick move

01:30:26.220 it's some Nephilim shit

01:30:28.220 if ever there was

01:30:28.940 yeah

01:30:29.160 I was thinking that

01:30:30.000 yeah

01:30:30.260 it's like that

01:30:31.500 eight foot Biden

01:30:32.520 walking along

01:30:33.280 yo this is what he does

01:30:34.460 and I understand

01:30:35.040 why you drive

01:30:35.800 I can't believe

01:30:36.620 I never thought

01:30:37.180 to tell you guys this

01:30:38.080 this is the greatest shit ever

01:30:39.680 but this is why

01:30:40.120 you drive Luke crazy

01:30:41.020 because you come in late

01:30:42.860 with sweatpants

01:30:44.100 and they're not even regular

01:30:45.000 they're thin sweatpants

01:30:46.200 and you can see

01:30:46.800 every detail

01:30:47.600 on this guy's dick

01:30:48.500 and Luke's gotta look at him

01:30:49.940 from right across

01:30:50.640 when he comes in

01:30:51.340 you can see every vein

01:30:52.540 and the head

01:30:53.100 and everything

01:30:53.720 this guy used to

01:30:54.060 he used to pound my girlfriend

01:30:55.160 with that dick

01:30:55.780 and then he sits across from me

01:30:57.000 and he makes better points

01:30:58.940 it must fucking drive him crazy

01:31:00.960 it's psychological warfare

01:31:02.140 and Clint's not doing it on purpose

01:31:04.080 we not though

01:31:08.280 we not

01:31:09.060 that's funny but

01:31:10.700 look

01:31:10.980 I swear to god

01:31:12.380 I never even think about this stuff

01:31:14.000 and for the record

01:31:14.560 when you say I'm late

01:31:15.720 late for what?

01:31:17.340 the show starts at 6

01:31:18.540 I get there at 5.15

01:31:19.780 5.10

01:31:20.440 5.15

01:31:21.080 whatever

01:31:21.380 I'm not late

01:31:22.640 I'm 45 minutes early

01:31:23.340 they take it serious

01:31:24.200 Clint's only late to this show

01:31:25.900 I showed up one minute late today

01:31:28.640 1

01:31:29.140 9.12

01:31:30.000 he's late to that show

01:31:32.680 he is

01:31:33.120 apparently

01:31:33.600 so I was like

01:31:34.140 yo he's late to our show too

01:31:35.080 makes sense

01:31:35.560 I don't like this question

01:31:36.900 because I'm thinking about it

01:31:37.960 and I'm like

01:31:38.320 there's no part of any of my days

01:31:40.440 that you would want to experience

01:31:41.620 listen

01:31:42.040 if you want to hear

01:31:43.240 is there any

01:31:45.280 no

01:31:45.740 like the four

01:31:47.080 like the 15 seconds after

01:31:48.920 you win a bet

01:31:50.040 whatever that rush is

01:31:51.020 yeah that's what I was thinking

01:31:51.920 I'm like

01:31:52.200 what's the best part of my life

01:31:54.460 I was about to ask

01:31:54.940 there has to be

01:31:56.180 everybody

01:31:56.720 even the most depressed people

01:31:58.300 have that

01:31:58.680 hold on

01:31:59.300 it's getting late

01:32:00.420 we get an hour and a half

01:32:02.000 if you want to hear

01:32:02.880 what we think about this

01:32:03.860 and some other shit

01:32:04.860 we're going to hear

01:32:05.620 Cole's penthouse story

01:32:07.000 Cole's story

01:32:07.960 you can go to the penthouse

01:32:09.040 besides that

01:32:09.860 if you guys have any

01:32:11.240 fucking plugs or whatever

01:32:12.280 you can tell them

01:32:12.860 tell them real quick

01:32:13.520 no plugs

01:32:13.800 I got Raven coming on

01:32:15.380 already dead

01:32:16.260 this coming on

01:32:17.080 on Tuesday

01:32:17.460 Raven's a nobody

01:32:18.740 better off dead

01:32:19.780 better off dead

01:32:21.160 go scan that

01:32:21.880 get into the tower club

01:32:22.780 Nadeau Shave Club

01:32:23.380 they're getting the new

01:32:24.120 Jew stuff

01:32:24.920 or something

01:32:25.380 Nadeau Shave Club

01:32:26.040 go get some horse cum soap

01:32:27.160 Jew soap

01:32:28.360 horse cum soap

01:32:29.100 technically source Jew soap

01:32:30.900 horse cum soap

01:32:31.780 I'm going to

01:32:32.300 he actually

01:32:33.360 he's sending us new products

01:32:34.580 I am jerking off with it

01:32:36.260 hey

01:32:37.400 and if you guys

01:32:37.920 haven't seen me

01:32:38.540 on part of the problem

01:32:39.280 watch that

01:32:39.800 and leave like

01:32:40.440 really racist comments

01:32:41.500 in the chat

01:32:42.500 I'm going to wash my asshole

01:32:43.720 with Nadeau

01:32:44.280 alright cool

01:32:46.360 alright we'll see you guys next week

01:32:47.440 it's the tower power hour slut

01:32:49.480 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:32:51.160 no way Jose

01:32:52.140 Liberty Lockdown

01:32:53.820 it's the tower power hour bitch

01:32:55.660 Reed

01:32:56.840 Cole

01:32:59.500 Top Lobster

01:33:01.600 and Toad

01:33:02.540 tower gang

01:33:03.820 tower gang

01:33:04.340 tower gang

01:33:04.820 tower gang

01:33:05.400 tower gang

01:33:06.360 tower gang

01:33:06.860 tower gang

01:33:07.360 Liberty Lock is truth say

01:33:08.980 same with lobster

01:33:10.300 Cole and Jose

01:33:11.300 Toad is sick

01:33:12.680 no way Jose

01:33:13.620 it's the tower power hour slut

01:33:15.380 they made Datespin

01:33:16.160 all his

01:33:16.880 tower gang

01:33:17.360 tower gang

01:33:18.280 tower gang

01:33:19.140 tower gang

01:33:19.420 tower gang

01:33:20.480 tower gang

01:33:20.860 tower gang

01:33:21.560 tower gang

01:33:22.360 they made Datespin

01:33:23.220 all his fame

01:33:24.320 tower gang

01:33:24.920 training

01:33:25.240 tower gang

01:33:26.360 tower gang

01:33:26.860 tower gang

01:33:27.700 tower gang

01:33:28.420 tower gang

01:33:40.800 tower gang

01:33:41.520 that's all folks

01:33:42.860 Thank you.

Tower Gang - August 15, 2024

Ep 190 - Elixir of Beastiality

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