Tower Gang - Ep 197 - The Cycle of Gay

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00:07:30.620 I'm asking a question.

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00:07:35.960 Whoa, with the feet. 1.00

00:07:37.080 Skip the pussy. 1.00

00:07:38.260 Skip it. 1.00

00:07:38.920 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:07:40.500 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:07:41.300 I love it. 1.00

00:07:42.300 I love it.

00:08:11.300 I'm asking you.

00:08:12.300 I love it.

00:08:13.320 I'm asking a question.

00:08:22.480 I used to get around with this shirt.

00:08:23.260 I was like, oh man, I would be in a lot of trouble if these people were literate.

00:08:39.520 when you say it so if you can get a shirt that just gets constantly saying that like it has

00:08:44.680 like a little speaker on it just keeps going I'd rather die than nig because just reading it it's 1.00

00:08:49.900 like an audio board yeah like like it's something because it only works whenever it audibly it

00:08:56.140 doesn't work as yeah I can't even riff off this is awful guys by the way I I try to convince two

00:09:07.420 women tonight that I've convinced plenty of that but no this this was harder I tried to convince

00:09:13.860 them that the 19th should be abolished and you won't believe this they got really emotional about

00:09:18.340 it no way yeah so there did you say you're proving my point I did over and over again and just call

00:09:26.440 it argumentation ethics and be like you're arguing so this proves my point and then after they got

00:09:30.500 super upset and they're like just adamant right and I'm like all right cool let's move on and then 0.88

00:09:36.200 they're like you know I don't even vote and I was like then what the fuck are we arguing about they 0.79

00:09:40.600 don't even vote at the end of the day yeah you wouldn't notice any difference so did you change 0.78

00:09:44.560 their mind or not sorry bullwags I forgot but did you change their mind or were because I feel honestly

00:09:48.480 if you sat me in a room there I could convince a woman to agree with me by the end of of that

00:09:53.360 that you know what I would have thought the same thing no uh it actually didn't work out but you know 0.97

00:09:58.740 you know here hold on hold on hold on here's the here's the key here who gives a fuck right 0.90

00:10:03.120 because we're not gonna let them vote anymore yeah here's what they think yeah my question is 1.00

00:10:07.420 clint do you think you can change a woman's mind by having sex with her sure do you think you should 0.96

00:10:12.540 do for for the good of humanity can you sleep with every woman on the planet or at least in the united 1.00

00:10:17.460 states to get rid of the 19 your guts enough to make her fucking question her life decisions 1.00

00:10:22.480 there has to be you know that's the funny thing is there is someone out there that has that ability 0.99

00:10:28.040 i guess it's clint clint says he can do it yeah but there might be multiple out there and they have 0.98

00:10:32.380 a duty to god and country to actually fuck enough women to change their minds about the 19th amendment 1.00

00:10:39.100 and instead they're just doing it for like i mean i guess what clint does it for just more pussy 1.00

00:10:43.740 they're just like they're fucking it's more of a journey than the destination yeah it's that and you 1.00

00:10:49.880 know trying to convince them not to be stupid bitches anymore yeah i really think if you'd only had 1.00

00:10:53.520 one chick you might have been able to talk her into it it's when they they gang up that they're 1.00

00:10:57.840 like no we should vote and you're like okay well i can't can't give it to no republicans right they

00:11:01.860 were republican right-leaning yeah well libertarian whatever did you explain they were libertarian and

00:11:06.780 they they were like no the 19th amendment they don't understand labels like yeah they're not the

00:11:12.240 reading who are these people who what's their names uh tatiana uh morose and uh and steph the co-host on 0.51

00:11:21.020 the show and they were both adamant um you know here's the thing there's this there's this conservative

00:11:25.680 dude uh sitting there too and and he goes he goes wait so you don't want women to vote because they 1.00

00:11:30.660 uh constantly vote for the one that says you know more in taina queen tatiana you thought you were

00:11:35.260 going to change her her mind well i did i i didn't go into it attempting to i just was like yeah

00:11:40.240 let's take a look at her guys hold on hold on hold on hold on she's a musician so there's a conservative 0.96

00:11:44.780 dude sitting there and i'm making this argument right and the conservative guy goes wait so you don't

00:11:49.380 want women to vote because they vote for communism and i was like correct and then he's like he's

00:11:53.660 like so that means that you don't want to hold on yes yes hold on so he he says so that means that

00:11:58.940 you probably don't want black people to vote either and he thought he had a gotcha and i 0.98

00:12:02.360 immediately go yeah obviously yeah black people shouldn't be allowed to vote either yeah they're 1.00

00:12:06.000 an awful voting bloc like yeah what are you talking about they're like they're worse than women 1.00

00:12:09.200 they're they're 80 communist what what yeah obviously yeah like there you go i mean 0.99

00:12:15.220 women are only 60 retarded yeah look black people are going to vote for their own slavery i'd rather 1.00

00:12:21.300 just put them in slavery bingo that chick uh that looks like a reed type that's who that's what that 1.00

00:12:28.640 looks like she's kind of old she's not nearly old enough that's pretty offensive i don't know she 1.00

00:12:31.960 looked kind of kind of hot she's not anywhere near old enough for reed yeah actually you know what 0.94

00:12:36.080 she actually might be older than this because yeah is she older i don't know how old she is i'm not 0.63

00:12:41.120 going to talk about it whoa get a little sensitive what happened to cole that threesome did happen

00:12:48.360 i don't know he just bounced are at his house maybe and he's in a new space where it's like uh i think

00:12:55.720 he's it's bigger so they can probably hear him yeah he's in his new house i'm very paranoid that his

00:13:01.240 parents will find him we should pull like uh you remember what they did to shia labeouf where they 0.73

00:13:07.000 found his flag and shit and they would like go around and honk their horn and stuff to try to find 0.75

00:13:10.940 you guys remember that whole shenanigans we could do that with cole oh yeah but to alert his parents 1.00

00:13:15.340 to the existence of us we just find people who like run around their car yell nigger we use reddit 0.98

00:13:20.620 to like geolocate where these people are at kind of like throw this information together and you know

00:13:25.040 stand in front of their driveway and light themselves on fire and yell tower gang yeah yeah yeah and then

00:13:30.460 we use the video to triangulate the stars and figure out you know flight patterns and where he's at

00:13:34.600 and you know we'll figure it out yeah i know exactly i believe in you guys do you want me to

00:13:38.420 just give you his address oh or we just dox him that works too yeah yeah he gave us the zillow

00:13:42.580 pull the zillow up yeah bring up the trailer let's it's a beautiful it's a beaut it's a double

00:13:47.860 poor cole's getting doxed he's like i'm just trying to survive over here you know i i felt like i felt

00:13:55.780 like like cole didn't really take it to heart when i said how funny would it be if one you know it was

00:14:01.020 just days after closing escrow if the hurricane had just completely wiped out his property but i

00:14:05.760 just want to really like let's just think about it for a second that would be wouldn't it be just

00:14:09.360 amazing it's it's he's he's what 27 years old that's amazing yeah plenty of time to rebuild

00:14:16.640 no no that's not that's cool but he's like the best person for it to happen to because he would

00:14:20.740 still not be like upset about it he would never come through it yeah yeah oh i know be generational

00:14:26.260 poverty what you're saying would be really yeah well he's already he was born in alabama like did 0.97

00:14:30.300 we expect him to get out of that he was born more fucked up than me i think i mean you remember 0.97

00:14:35.080 him telling his ordeal of housing and where he's living and you know who we got it from and like 0.99

00:14:40.260 yes it's generational poverty he is what you think he got he got conned by his grandma like he stepped

00:14:45.700 up he said he told me that in a car in in real life like he's behind me telling me the story and i 0.99

00:14:51.500 almost crashed because i'm like i don't know what the fuck you're even talking about like he's like 0.92

00:14:55.780 they got duped at every single step clint you just wish generational and generational generational 0.99

00:15:01.920 poverty onto our co-host how dare you well no i mean it's primarily because his kid's a redhead

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00:15:21.240 hashtag make a play yeah why not right yeah kind of agree yeah make some good points by the way i

00:15:29.560 totally forgotten about uh toad's faux pas last week and i was and uh yeah now i'm upset about it

00:15:35.960 all over again so thanks for reminder oh we should let the audience know uh toad ended the stream last

00:15:42.200 week yeah so do they know that already i i felt like that was inferred by most people no most people

00:15:48.640 didn't i mean they they wouldn't know definitively it could have been any of us it was intentional it

00:15:52.380 was just a very unseamless ending come on it was the most toad thing that i could imagine him doing

00:15:57.520 yeah comes in for no reason wrecks the show yeah he's at the camera real weird rapey like literally

00:16:03.320 was just a hey guys don't forget i exist i add nothing to the show right now in this current

00:16:08.180 situation no and i'm literally just hindering the the the conversation but hey don't forget i exist

00:16:15.360 and that's all turn off that's it yeah i just want to do you have that do you have the video

00:16:19.380 again can you pull that up for a second yeah like i told you why do you check from and and they're not

00:16:24.660 going to get charged like toad would no pull up pull up the video of of toad and when he's just

00:16:32.540 standing there and i want you to look at this and i want to talk about it like pause it i don't

00:16:36.660 want to hear volume yeah just mute it just mute it and like let's just look at how he looks

00:16:40.320 he comes in really really what's going on i told you i just wanted to see you all

00:16:48.380 i can't even do the smile it's weird it's weird i hated it yeah there's literally nothing i can

00:16:54.620 do to impersonate it it was like i i don't even know that guy's mustache rocks sorry i got distracted

00:17:00.400 oh yeah scott yeah good good stash scott let's see look look at how you're standing jose and i just

00:17:06.100 waving wait look at this look at this toad i didn't even realize you had i couldn't see that 0.99

00:17:10.900 well what was it with the teeth why do you angle your fucking head like that you're holding i don't 0.99

00:17:16.220 even know that's my good side mcclint it's my good angle no it isn't no everything else is just worse 0.99

00:17:22.760 no no you're wrong it's the the static nature like even if it's more aesthetically pleasing than the 0.98

00:17:29.400 rest of your fucked up head it's still it's still so jarring to have you just freeze frame with your 0.99

00:17:34.360 head just angled ever so slightly off kilter it just sucks you pop in you popped into as if you 1.00

00:17:39.520 were saying something you popped in like oh shit toad's here what's he got to say yeah we thought 0.99

00:17:44.120 you're gonna add to the conversation just hi and then you stare at us it's weird you don't see how 0.98

00:17:48.900 that's well you started making fun of me so i was just listening to what you were saying or i was

00:17:52.380 trying to oh god the face you don't see how this is weird at all so i feel like toad didn't realize

00:17:58.860 that's just how i smile that's how charlie kirk smiles that's not even the worst charlie kirk one 0.99

00:18:09.320 i've seen that like that whoever did that there are worse ones it's weird toad save the show fuck 0.99

00:18:14.320 you ron you are retarded i rescued you all right anyways let's do mailback yeah we're talking about 0.99

00:18:19.720 how the show was going anyway i thought it was going kind of weird oh by the way uh while we're on you 0.98

00:18:24.700 this type of thing uh we're also heavily lauded by the best political show apparently every time 0.85

00:18:29.740 you see that fucking polack in the chat it's actually him oh yeah it's lucrative yeah let's 1.00

00:18:38.240 pull this up and i want the audience to possibly chime in and tell us if they think he is genuine 0.99

00:18:43.160 yeah is he just is he just jerking off his co-host like oh i oh i watch your show yeah 0.86

00:18:48.240 all right here we go i'm gonna be watching tower gang it's one of my new favorite shows it's it is 0.84

00:18:53.900 awfully retarded isn't it it's it's great it's like wow i was like i like it i like tower gang so 0.93

00:19:01.560 i'm a fan so go go check out tower gang at first a few hours at first it felt like he was patronizing

00:19:07.500 but then it almost felt like an embarrassed admission and then i was like oh okay he's like

00:19:11.940 yeah you guys are kind of naughty dog didn't like it apparently yeah it is it is he's embarrassed

00:19:16.480 of it rightly so i'm embarrassed of it but then there is like a level of admiration that he kind 0.89

00:19:20.880 shows where he's kind of like but i'm gonna be there i would never it's awful but i'll look at

00:19:26.480 it you notice how the dog was getting like really upset really scared probably because cole is on

00:19:30.700 tower gang all right yeah so that's been him all along so for months now uh who knew anyways yeah

00:19:37.100 the dog gets upset or not upset it gets loud when uh the show's ending it knows when the show is

00:19:41.740 ending it's fucking crazy it barks you guys thought about not having distracting animals and 0.94

00:19:45.280 your professional podcast set up talk to talk to the big man oh okay he's watching you can you can 0.99

00:19:50.880 you can advise him to get the dog the fuck out of there this is what you do um this is what you do 0.99

00:19:55.200 luke instead of like getting him out of there put a mic on him fucking mic him up so he's part of the 0.99

00:20:00.060 show so it's extra loud because it's just jarring when you hear the bark when you hear the bark coming 0.94

00:20:05.500 from the background i want to hear the bark coming from a microphone as if you imagine duct taping a 0.98

00:20:10.040 sure and uh seven to a fucking dog and then every the jolt you would get every time it barked 0.97

00:20:14.520 can you imagine like checking checking the dog's levels pre-show i want to i want to know i want to 0.98

00:20:19.960 know from the chat because i was i want to know from the chat because i know most of our audience

00:20:26.080 doesn't fuck with tim pool but when i was on there just three days ago on friday or whatever days it 0.91

00:20:30.920 was ago uh did they watch did any of them watch i'm just curious i just don't think anybody watches 0.55

00:20:36.000 tim pool anymore i think there's a lot of numbers but no one's dude i saw you on there and i almost

00:20:41.920 i was like oh i need to watch that and then later i was like god i just i'm not gonna do it

00:20:47.200 joseph sucks it's like i really don't know 0.80

00:20:49.280 oh oh oh oh top top i gotta let you know something ian carroll i met ian carroll hung out with him a lot 0.99

00:21:02.800 is he tall is he like six bro this is this is what i wanted to tell you you think i you think

00:21:08.080 i'm a nephilim six toes my six toes my head the top of my head barely barely gets past his chin

00:21:16.000 he is six foot eight or nine easy he is enormous he's got too many teeth that's insane first off

00:21:22.480 too many teeth i haven't i mean his fingers this is easy to manipulate i haven't seen his toes he's a

00:21:27.920 guy the guy is 100 percent neph when i look at him i'm like that's what's suspicious about him

00:21:32.000 i was like how did this guy rise so quickly is his head bigger than you would think yes enormous

00:21:37.680 yep enormous head and enormous height and enormous body he's earth big he's really big and six foot

00:21:46.480 nine he's got to weigh 300 pounds how big is he and us jesus christ dude three it's insane

00:21:52.400 there should be weight limits on like on twitter right like you online we should have categories

00:21:59.680 like this person's a heavyweight like if you if you meet them in real life they're like 245 plus

00:22:03.920 they should tell you that before like we follow you i should know your bio so i know what you're about

00:22:09.760 i should know your body there's no way he's 300 i mean he's a thick he's like he definitely has

00:22:14.160 some muscle on him and obviously he's tall six eight dude ah geez i don't know yeah that's

00:22:19.680 i don't know 300 is still pretty pretty thick i'm not saying he's definitively 300 i'm just saying

00:22:25.520 the dude weighs a lot could you take him could you take him nah could you knock him out if you got a

00:22:30.480 good shot at him could you yeah with his nephilim powers yeah wow clink i bet you he's trained he 1.00

00:22:35.840 looks like the kind he's trained like he probably has like a fucking like really attack his balls or 0.99

00:22:41.440 something all right it would be nephilim on nephilim crime i don't do that i find it who is this guy 0.99

00:22:47.280 anyway who is this at all why does he matter the neph on neph just kind of like a you know a new

00:22:51.840 phenomenon in the conspiracy realm you you wouldn't know anything about it he's a conspiracy podcaster

00:22:58.320 that came out out of nowhere and has like now like 700 000 followers or something like that the

00:23:02.800 dude is like he's the chase geyser of conspiracies no but it's legitimate he's i think it's like a

00:23:09.680 homunculus that tucker carlson made with his cia dad or something it's something like that i don't know

00:23:14.080 that's what i'm thinking so it feels weird i mean he's good what was that right here

00:23:21.120 mailbag mailbag mailbag mailbag mailbag who the is typing up me sorry i'm trying

00:23:27.040 to get uh tyler pull a video up i'm working on my project for tomorrow no no i'm actually not

00:23:32.560 like projects have been good lately this is a great question more damage to chase oliver's

00:23:36.800 haitian man or haitian food

00:23:44.400 banger question do you think do you think chase is the type of guy to actually

00:23:50.800 to a haitian man i don't know he looks racist yeah yeah i'll say do you i i feel i feel like the uppity

00:23:59.600 gays are just as racist as we are but they have a thin veneer of social justice that protects them 0.99

00:24:07.760 i get what you mean i think chase does fuck black dudes but like waspy black dudes like very like 1.00

00:24:12.640 i don't know black wears like nice silk shirts like super twinkie like yeah yeah yeah chase does not go 1.00

00:24:18.640 into the hood man like usher types yeah usher types yeah yeah usher blacks usher blacks it's 0.79

00:24:26.080 the same ones that diddy was into yeah smooth ones smooth yeah so he's not really into black dudes

00:24:31.200 like but he's into black dudes you know what i mean yeah you think chase likes him young for real like

00:24:35.600 you yes i mean are you asking us to say if chase oliver is a pedophile this is a legit question

00:24:46.320 no no no for real everybody knows the gay dude that's like there's a gay dude that's like dating an

00:24:50.720 older gay dude his age and then there's a gay dude that's into into young dudes i'm from new york so i

00:24:56.000 know people like this like i'm into younger dudes do you think chase is one of those guys i

00:25:01.040 don't know might be too young might just be younger i'm just asking is chase could be a gay or

00:25:07.360 it's the cycle of gay dude it's how it keeps on going they find a younger one that one grows up 0.98

00:25:12.080 finds a younger one that one grows up yeah it starts out you're the younger one and that's how 1.00

00:25:16.560 you become a child yeah that was the point this gay pedophile rapes you so then you become gay 1.00

00:25:22.880 that's literally what i was saying to him yeah based off of that so you grow up but we didn't 1.00

00:25:26.640 we didn't need the big explanation they're literally just you're still going you're still

00:25:32.960 going brother yeah exactly what i said in a very condensed manner

00:25:38.320 he said he said it better than you so stop said it better the first time yeah this is

00:25:42.240 i still watch tim cast irl but uh only because timeline cleanses on the morning i enjoy you irl clink good

00:25:49.520 morning you paid two dollars to tell us you watch tim cast what's wrong with you thanks brother you

00:25:54.000 should see how much he plays tim cast probably less than toad has actually probably dude it's so

00:26:00.320 funny there's a lot like there toad is probably actually in the top one percent or higher maybe

00:26:07.280 the 0.1 of money given to uh tim cast because he sent that thousand or what he sent like a three

00:26:15.280 thousand dollar super chat to say nigger or something like that i forget what it was no it

00:26:18.800 was like it wasn't about tower gang he was like i don't get why i didn't say nigger 0.98

00:26:24.720 i paid for nigger i get there all right this is america isn't it listen i buy niggers left and right 1.00

00:26:31.680 man can you imagine that's just one of like like thousands and thousands of dollars of words typed to 0.98

00:26:38.560 tim tim pool that he'll never ever see does anyone even remember what they were didn't he do it like 1.00

00:26:43.120 two or three times yes he did it like two or three you nigger get off my fucking stream 1.00

00:26:49.680 yeah i think i did it's so wild that that's three different like five hundred dollars 0.99

00:26:55.360 the wild thing is they didn't ever really get into even like spicy talk like they like it wasn't like 0.97

00:27:00.560 he tested it like one of them said faggot or anything you're doing me wrong i'm sure he knew that 1.00

00:27:04.320 no you've dropped five hundred dollar super chats yeah three times i think yeah something like that it 0.98

00:27:10.960 it was it was hundreds possibly have to have said that's that important he was literally he

00:27:16.080 literally said tower gang shout outs when the tower gang guys are on the show yeah when you were on the

00:27:20.640 show when you were on the show top when you specifically you i was feeling i feel like tim at

00:27:26.080 some point glanced down rolled his eyes and just moved on that's exactly probably what if we're on the

00:27:32.560 show what is the value reinforcing your brain reinforcing your brain always be closing yeah

00:27:41.680 that's so funny that's such a great point clint it's like what advertisers do you repeat it over

00:27:48.240 and over again you jam tower gang like like for instance if if timpool if timpool had say donald trump

00:27:55.520 on which he did once and if there was a super chat segment and you paid 500 bucks and he read it and

00:28:01.120 there was a clip of him reading a tower gang shout out with donald trump sitting there that's worth

00:28:05.680 500 bucks with me and top on the show there's zero value no we had like two people just one person from

00:28:12.880 one podcast it was two people from the same podcast and we both said it four times this this is like this 0.65

00:28:18.880 is like you having sex with a chick and then bringing up like dm's like mid like mid quarters of 0.97

00:28:24.240 being like look you said you would have sex with me like like like doing it and she's like yeah like 1.00

00:28:30.160 yeah maybe she's into that maybe why are you why are you telling me i'm gonna do we are doing it 0.92

00:28:35.840 currently like maybe she maybe she likes uh like rehashing all of our sex while we're actually 1.00

00:28:40.720 fucking i guess it would be more like announcing your dick game that dick game is good or something 1.00

00:28:46.480 like that kind of like you're reinforcing come on yeah you're looking you never say you like that dick 1.00

00:28:52.640 bitch or something like that you put it in their head like a like a fucking uh what's that movie 1.00

00:28:57.920 dicaprio and uh oh god inception inception you have to insert wolver thank you thank you for reminding 0.99

00:29:05.600 us thank you for reminding us oh my god also he won't he won't like even let us pay for him to go

00:29:13.840 debate rfk as well yeah like he's like we was like he's like i'll spend 500 of my own money more than

00:29:20.880 that it was it was outside for once he did it like three times you know honest honest to god had toad

00:29:26.080 debated rfk jr he could have changed american history yeah it's not outside of the room he

00:29:32.960 could have been there i still can yeah you could have been that domino that then like you could have 0.99

00:29:37.440 shot him toad you could have shot 0.99

00:29:43.440 stop saying you could have changed you could have changed american history by just shooting 0.99

00:29:48.240 another imagine when toad became becomes some sort of shooter of some sort and like all the

00:29:53.600 parapolitical people like me you know cland to top are like digging into this like whoa look at this 0.66

00:29:59.120 shit and you're like no obviously like look at this he clearly like oh duh like yeah i would know 0.97

00:30:05.680 listen i'd be like you really don't know toad if you think he'd shoot and it's not because he's a good 0.99

00:30:09.200 person it's because he's wildly unfit to do it like he would get did you see the second trump shooter

00:30:16.080 he literally looks like a meth addict you don't think he's like he was in better shape than toad

00:30:20.800 i don't believe so no no i don't think so no way ralph that guy he was i think i think the second i 0.97

00:30:26.960 think the second trump shooter abs you're crazy no he didn't have oh god who did that

00:30:34.320 you guys here i'm gonna put this up here play this this is 0.95

00:30:40.000 this is for seth moulton u.s representative for massachusetts 6th congressional district

00:30:44.720 mr moulton you must listen the jimmy john sandwich store on one harborside drive boston has been taken

00:30:50.000 over by a nephilim cabal working in connection with the babylonian brother don't believe me

00:30:54.880 then why are the employees of the harborside drive jimmy john's all nine feet tall and covered in

00:30:59.120 this is a matter of public health and safety the jimmy john's nephilim cabal are ferreting

00:31:09.520 copious amounts of jimmy john's signature kicking ranch sauce to exxon ceo darren woods who immerses

00:31:14.800 himself in large baths of the sauce twice a week to improve his skin's hydration prevent eye bagging

00:31:20.000 and achieve total immortality and a full mastery of the mortal claim the sauce is loaded into what

00:31:24.720 seem like ordinary cement trucks and driven to a secure facility 30 miles east of arabaca junction

00:31:29.760 arizona mr moulton you must fly to arizona and unscrew the test on this by the way this is what

00:31:40.560 clint hears when top talks about the nephilim that's that's what he that's like that's what

00:31:45.280 clint hears every time do you want me to go to that jimmy john's i actually i was i was wondering if you

00:31:51.280 knew if you knew like who missed who molten was and yeah and if you knew where like that around where

00:31:59.280 that is at in boston yo can you imagine actually no i take it back to it i do want you to go to that

00:32:04.080 jimmy john's but i want you to shoot the place up because we're gonna have you be our i want you to be 0.85

00:32:08.480 our our comet ping pong guy oh guys and i i i want you to joking do you like it'd be so funny because

00:32:18.000 this guy whoever made this he just leaves the room imagine if you're that guy if someone does

00:32:24.320 shoot up that jimmy john's like even just like gang related just in it and then being the guy that 0.88

00:32:28.880 made that video was like oh shit i actually i really fucked up dude i'm really looking forward to one of 0.99

00:32:36.480 these days where some like i know young gym teacher or something catches one of these school shooters 0.99

00:32:41.280 like right in the right moment and just beats the ever-living shit out of them because i really feel 0.98

00:32:45.680 like some of these school shooters you see it's like if i was within 10 feet i could rip them 0.97

00:32:49.680 limb to limb but it never seems to happen time out what the is this about okay we we should talk

00:32:54.720 about this this is so if i could sit this to us i mean this what that episode was a big old

00:33:00.800 subtweet of top like let's be real that's what that was a subtweet they were talking directly to me

00:33:05.920 yes it said and then kept going who is this guy who is this about what was this on

00:33:11.280 mike mca it was on uh it was on the alleged conversion to christianity from russell brandon

00:33:18.480 and uh jordan peterson oh yes yeah yeah but this is like youtube right so you put something on youtube

00:33:23.840 yeah i didn't know they commented this he says i feel like this episode you're almost exclusively

00:33:29.280 addressing top you know what's crazy i read this remembered it didn't even have time to watch the

00:33:34.400 episode but i'm gonna watch his negativity was annoying me dude you know the whole it's the

00:33:43.360 message not the messenger that's what you should be i don't even understand dude i watched this

00:33:48.160 episode i legit was like tops gonna be mad and you know what i should have thought of this step further

00:33:53.200 and go tops not gonna watch it that's what i should have done man tops gonna hate this if he ever watched

00:33:59.920 it it's literally like those kids are gonna be really mad if they could read that's literally

00:34:06.240 that energy to get triggered i guess so you think oh you mean i should get a more informed opinion on

00:34:10.960 what i'm ranting about i go by the gut baby i shoot from the hips listen you think that those guys were

00:34:18.400 legit right that's what you're saying and you think that i'm a piece of for saying that they're not

00:34:22.880 no it's a hundred percent the uh the tone and tenor of that episode it's not not even remotely

00:34:28.560 accurate but it's a it's a it's a 40 minute argument so i'm not gonna give you with you

00:34:37.440 you just weren't there i i mean and for the record it was not directed at you

00:34:42.080 that that clip is this the episode we were supposed to be on you asked yeah to come oh yeah see okay so he

00:34:47.600 got mad this is actually really funny he was like come on king come on come on the show come on 0.98

00:34:51.520 can you show up to my show i'm gonna debate you bitch i didn't even realize you were that mad i 1.00

00:34:54.480 was like listen my dog's dying i can't really do this right now i wasn't mad i'm gonna fucking 0.99

00:34:58.800 argue with myself then yes at the time well i was gonna do an episode on it regardless and i was like

00:35:02.640 well here's here's someone i know who's adamantly uh you know convinced that this is a a con or that

00:35:08.640 these guys are frauds or whatever and i was like well let's have the counterpoint on clint you could

00:35:12.800 excuse me he just he just put up the uh he had a picture of the tortilla from sausage party 0.94

00:35:18.160 and he was like this is top and i'm gonna argue against him you could be racist okay you can

00:35:24.160 accuse me of being puerto rican but you cannot accuse me of having the best takes i have the best

00:35:29.920 takes that people don't like that turn out to be true every single time i will say that's pretty

00:35:36.080 much true i don't know about any of that guys i feel like i lied to the people i lied to everybody

00:35:42.480 and it was easy you tyler you guys you guys were all down my throat about the trump assassination

00:35:49.440 calling me crazy and all this yeah yeah you haven't been proved out yet i still think you're not right

00:35:54.720 and i actually kind of like i'm a little sympathetic to your take but this definitely has not been proven

00:35:59.200 out whatsoever i'm not saying it's been you know debunk your take either but yeah the only thing top

00:36:06.160 makes bold assertions yeah and then after time passes he goes see told you and like that's it

00:36:11.520 there's no you're like what do you mean yeah like he's like you know how i told you that this was

00:36:15.280 all an inside job from the trump campaign told you and you're like what okay i'm not even saying

00:36:22.480 you're wrong but like what when you saw his ear when you saw his ear perfectly fine like eight days

00:36:27.520 later no nothing yeah of course i thought it was weird told you it's kind of weird told you okay

00:36:33.760 i'm saying all right it's kind of weird you guys are so crazy to me like you made me feel crazy but

00:36:41.040 everybody watched him put a pillow on his ear and then take it off a couple days later like nothing

00:36:46.240 it was like exactly as he expected hey he said i don't know but hey he survived covid so i mean like

00:36:52.320 his basically his body's immortal and like what it is is he has perfect arian blood and so as it is as it

00:36:59.280 is he he regenerates quicker than do you think he's arian yeah yeah it might be clearly yeah yeah

00:37:03.840 you thought it's all about bloodlines baby they're gaslighting me right now yeah see what i mean and

00:37:08.720 they're joking around about it but like for real i don't know i do think it probably is maybe about

00:37:13.520 bloodlines i remember i've gone on a dive way back when i've forgotten most of it but uh he has some uh

00:37:17.760 he has some weird bloodline stuff by the way uh it is really fun to lie i just want to say it is really

00:37:22.560 fun to lie to the people i i lied to the people yesterday and it's just it's really fun like it's just

00:37:27.760 funny just to see people not get the joke oh also i got triply you guys see that in the chat i got

00:37:34.000 triply with the hawk tool name i just thought i saw that yeah yeah it was just a casual little quick

00:37:38.000 little i mean on the oklahoma city one yeah i mean if i want to bring it up i mean but it was just funny

00:37:43.280 that i got him you you tricked the drug addict though like we yeah i mean whatever it was for me it's

00:37:48.800 more like i got him because like i'm not surprised i got him because it is kind of how sam is

00:37:54.080 yeah oh yeah it's like hey did you hear that the hawk two-y girl is on her pockets is talking 1.00

00:38:01.840 about the okc bombing i couldn't find out of that which would be hilarious yeah i couldn't confirm

00:38:08.000 that why don't you go listen johnny that should be your job i tried i couldn't find it which makes

00:38:11.680 me think it's not real but it's like hey did you hear that the hawk bring up the original tweet so

00:38:16.400 people can at least get the context real quick no it's just it's just yeah i made up a hawk tool like

00:38:21.520 there was like a viral meme template going around where people were like oh she made this this rant

00:38:25.520 and i made one for okc that toad does not understand it was so funny he's not the only one i i suggested

00:38:31.680 to other people like i suggested my co-host austin uh from already dead and uh he didn't get it either

00:38:36.160 but they don't want people it's so funny how people don't understand meme templates and like and

00:38:40.320 then toad just goes like oh it's just a rant and so he just rants about the titanic yeah and he just

00:38:44.960 said that hawk to a girl talked about and then just went on a rant for like isn't that the template

00:38:51.760 no it's not no we even explained it to you after like it was not the template there was too many

00:38:56.240 people that didn't get this like they they were like obvious and i'm like really what gave it away

00:39:02.080 the adult film studios are being targeted like i went viral doing the hawk tuition too on like some

00:39:09.520 nephilim stuff people don't yeah yeah i gotta it's so funny noted i love the it's no no anyway

00:39:18.800 listen cole i'm not surprising i never got commuted i'm not gonna let your hijinks distract me cole from 0.87

00:39:23.440 what the point of this was where i was asking clint do you really think that those two guys are

00:39:30.560 legitimate one guy no one guy is one guy is is a canadian let me make sure you agree with me

00:39:40.560 he's a canadian a drug addict and he likely died in russia in 2019 and now he's back several inches

00:39:47.360 taller wearing two-faced suits and crying in all of his interviews yeah he's enough the guy that cannot 0.88

00:39:54.560 when asked if god is real or does he believe in god what what is real can't formulate a sentence

00:40:01.120 but then he goes up in front of 20 000 people and says the lord's birth also 20 000 more like 6 million

00:40:07.040 maybe it was 12 000 maybe it was 20 people that was that was really autistic i've ever seen i was

00:40:13.520 going to comment i said i'm out yeah the same i muted the thread i was like i'm done i don't care

00:40:18.960 it could be five people who gives a uh no look i i covered i covered every angle

00:40:24.080 basically i said i made a 40-minute argument on this uh i don't conclude that i know their heart

00:40:29.040 i just think it's bizarre that you do i don't think i know their heart what i'm yeah yeah you do

00:40:34.560 raising their well first off they look like false prophets so i'm just going to say that in the

00:40:38.640 boldest manner possible we're going on aesthetics yes one guy looks like physiognomy yeah he's baptizing

00:40:45.280 people in his tidy whiteys after two years that was the funniest that was just really funny man

00:40:50.240 that was hilarious just like just to baptize in your tidy whiteys that's that's how you do river 1.00

00:40:56.080 baptisms man literally did he not wear did he wear tidy whiteys in um in forgetting sarah marshall

00:41:02.880 did you wear like the same i will say he pulls them off he does pull them off he looks great it's

00:41:07.600 weird like the only dude who can pull off whitey tighties he has a weird body too like a strange no 0.92

00:41:12.640 you get you seem weirdly offended by that do you think you can rock white tighties clint what was that

00:41:17.040 yeah sure i don't think you i when was the last time when was the last time anybody wore tighty

00:41:22.960 whiteys because i wore tighty whiteys up until like ninth grade uh yeah ninth grade cole is a good 0.99

00:41:29.280 ass he could do it you couldn't do what he told you's clint i'm sorry all right all right buddy i think

00:41:33.920 i like i i went from whitey tighties to really loose boxers to boxer briefs that's exactly that's

00:41:41.040 what everybody should do i think that's the correct that's the cycle of underwear yeah and at some

00:41:45.680 point you end up at clint where you're just going commando all the time dude i'm slowly becoming

00:41:50.400 clint i like if i'm not doing active stuff freeballing all the time freeballing and let's go but i

00:41:56.480 just still on the box i i don't think we ever answered clint do you wear like if you're wearing 0.99

00:42:00.720 jeans are you wearing underwear hell no get the fuck no there's no way that's insane 0.99

00:42:05.680 well you just got to get you just got to get high high-end uh denim i guess if you got skinny 1.00

00:42:15.760 little chicken legs you can make it work i don't know really expensive denim that has like underwear

00:42:20.000 inside of it already or something you got the michael malis denim he has sheath jeans

00:42:26.320 promo code lockdown sheath.com this is what i really want to say though uh clint i feel like if russell

00:42:32.800 brand went up there and did that prayer by himself i would have just scrolled by it

00:42:36.880 but by putting jordan peterson next to him made me feel like oh this is really awful these guys are

00:42:44.240 leading they're they're they're going to co-opt again and lead this movement that's coming up

00:42:50.080 to god knows where you don't feel like would you have felt better no no i don't feel like that i top

00:42:54.720 i want you to explain to me hold on hold on you constantly make these claims that that this is

00:43:01.600 leading to that and that is come true or arm again no they never do but anyways you you seem to think

00:43:07.920 that if people follow or just pray alongside russell brand and jordan peterson all of a sudden

00:43:13.600 they're going to become corrupted and led astray into the pits of hell or some what are you

00:43:18.480 actually envisioning happening from this no no no honestly i'll tell you what it is i am i am worried

00:43:25.440 that number one these people are inauthentic number two russell brand is trying to lead a new

00:43:31.280 age movement where you lead people it's like you lead people to christ and you tell them 99 truths

00:43:36.160 and one important lie and you see this in your field all the time they'll they'll you know coat

00:43:41.840 you with truths and then they'll tell you the lie so the republican party would be like israel to the 0.69

00:43:46.400 people although like maybe they're better on economics that's true that they're going to do

00:43:51.760 that but in this in this religious field and when you pair that with a political that they're mixing

00:43:56.960 it with that becomes a really dangerous movement i just think they're i think i think they're they're

00:44:02.480 just saying the lord's prayer is not a dangerous movement yeah more because it's now it's not it's

00:44:07.520 mixing religion and politics now it's controlled by israel no i think tom is right like so the issue i don't

00:44:14.000 know who russell brand is controlled by but i know that jordan peterson does this is how israel

00:44:18.480 acquires property yes thank you thank you play this bmw 530 mr david how much did you put down

00:44:29.760 how much is there a month 590. all right how many months

00:44:33.840 did i say 325 months it's 12 years

00:44:41.840 i got one nigga i think that's 1.5 million 1.00

00:44:50.320 how does a bmw 325i have 290 000 miles on it that makes that makes zero sense you don't like

00:44:59.920 the list of things black people don't understand dude people have like honda accords from 2002 that 0.90

00:45:05.120 don't have 290 000 miles on it yeah like i'm gonna go on a limb here and say that might be fake 0.66

00:45:12.080 yeah no it's it's over 150 000 for a bmw with 300 000 miles which engine is going to explode within

00:45:19.600 5 000 miles crazy for for a car that didn't cost 150 000 off off the lot new like when it came out

00:45:28.400 uh whatever year this was like it probably cost 80 000 dollars it's like 75 000 car honestly like

00:45:34.720 when i when i see it it reminds me of where i grew up because uh so i had like my parents had little

00:45:39.520 townhouses in coney island but right across the street was three project buildings and down the

00:45:43.600 block was more projects and outside of the projects you would see like the nicest cars and 0.99

00:45:48.800 they walk into their fucking roach infested shit smeared elevator to their project here here 0.99

00:45:54.880 i have the same thing and it's that's a 27 year loan he has he has a home loan for a car 1.00

00:46:03.520 he's got a mortgage that's literally what he did he did a home loan for a car car mortgage dude um

00:46:08.960 that's like a mortgage like a decade ago yeah like oh credit have to be oh god terrible terrible to get

00:46:16.080 like especially he especially since he also gave he had a down payment too like if he was like zero

00:46:22.720 percent dollars thousand dollars plus 500 plus a month look if that that car with that amount of

00:46:27.360 miles on it is worth less than one year's worth of payments on it yeah like that car is worth maybe

00:46:34.000 six grand it's worth nothing but what's actually what's actually really funny about living in the

00:46:37.840 car because it's probably better than the dude's other like living condition he's like finally peace

00:46:43.040 and quiet no motherfucking ceiling birds up in this bed clint would you say though that this that is a 0.64

00:46:49.200 better thing for the economy to have uh things like that than to have the uh the home loans we're 0.98

00:46:54.800 having in 2008 is that better i mean yeah is it better to have like you'd be like hey yeah i know

00:47:01.360 they're both awful but what's if if no that's better because because it's such a dislocation of the

00:47:07.040 economy when people are ousted from their houses yes yeah that's not i think this is better to have 0.98

00:47:11.680 whereas just having having millions of cars repoed by black people is like that's every day yeah 1.00

00:47:16.240 that should that should be like the the baseline i would rather have that economy i'm glad this this 0.71

00:47:22.640 makes me think that our economy is doing good because black people have yeah you're wrong you're 1.00

00:47:26.800 you're super wrong that's actually that's actually a top tick uh signal same as you buying a house it's

00:47:32.480 the exact same thing no it would probably want to have a 27 year mortgage to buy a bmw that's a good

00:47:39.440 that's a good thing for that's not a good sign for the account it's a good sign baby you're reading

00:47:43.760 this totally wrong no i i don't want i don't want like these them to get uh like because i like the

00:47:50.080 high payments i want i don't want them to have zero slavery with more steps that's really all we're

00:47:54.160 doing here it's debt slavery it really is just debt slavery yeah it's actually better than slavery

00:47:59.440 because they think that they've like they've done it voluntarily so it's yeah it's perfect this is

00:48:04.160 like jew tricks yeah it's what owen benjamin wants out of the country out of this um i will say top 0.99

00:48:10.720 you said about the like they having super nice cars and going to like they're living in the projects

00:48:16.240 it's funny because uh in my hometown uh there's like a a mexican restaurant owner that drives a

00:48:23.600 mclaren around and he parks it like like think of like the nastiest mexican restaurants you can think 1.00

00:48:29.120 of like he owns those driving like a mclaren like p1 like just around like he parks it out front of

00:48:37.920 like these um and i was like that just doesn't make sense to my brain it does from like his uh

00:48:42.720 his restaurant chain is a front for like drugs it has to be there's no way they make enough money off

00:48:48.480 of like five dollar burritos every every mattress store front for drugs oh yeah 100 now it is

00:48:59.120 was it mattress firm or whatever you like like my wife was breaking this down from the other day how 1.00

00:49:03.360 many there are around the country and like you know where they're at you know what's the what's

00:49:08.480 the markup on a mattress like a couple hundred bucks and you've got this enormous warehouse store

00:49:14.320 that you're basically operating out of the the mortgage on that's got to be 10 000 you know how

00:49:18.320 many beds you got to move per day to cover your nut like it's insane dude i there's there's so many

00:49:25.280 and i don't know how like i don't know who's still going into mattress stores and there's other

00:49:29.200 stores like that too yeah because was it me and you talking about this uh top when i was with you

00:49:35.120 about how there's a lot of stores around that you're just like how does that stay in business

00:49:39.200 let me tell you like like like a tennis store like like four tennis only like an antique store that no

00:49:44.720 one ever goes in and out of some like your niche antique store in like some downtown area that you're

00:49:49.280 like do the fuck ever goes in here yes there's no way everybody has mattresses right yeah well and 0.51

00:49:54.320 the jews are probably probably yeah but you get a mattress yeah you get a mattress like once every 1.00

00:49:58.320 12 years though it's like yeah you get it you die your your kids get a new one like honestly if you're 0.97

00:50:04.160 not buying your fucking mattresses from the box like from amazon or something the ones that are like 1.00

00:50:08.400 memory foam who's buying spring mattresses i bought mine at a store toad the type of nigga to buy a 1.00

00:50:14.560 mattress at the store look at him like what the fuck are you doing here he goes and tries out he would 0.99

00:50:20.880 be the top guy to go and try out everywhere he would lay there they're shuffling drugs in the 0.99

00:50:24.880 background while he's doing this i absolutely did i went to jordan's furniture and i was just trying

00:50:29.600 all the mattresses man and he has like a he has a spreadsheet and he like rates like he's like

00:50:34.640 softness firmness like this is the softness oh my god hit him on the bed bouncing and they're like 0.91

00:50:40.000 just kind of moving a cart by him with like kilos of cocaine he's like he's like can i jerk off without 0.96

00:50:44.720 my wife waking up i have to see if i can how it feels to jerk off on each mattress i'm gonna do 0.92

00:50:50.160 he actually he actually brings his own wine glass with wine and he puts it on one side of the thing

00:50:55.200 and he jumps on the other and he was like does it move and spill and they're like sir can you please

00:50:58.480 stop i gotta make you feel better toad i did the same thing i i went to a store and i bought a

00:51:04.960 mattress i tested them all out it was the same person it was fun it was fun literally the only

00:51:12.400 difference between toad and clinton's testosterone levels that's really dude i made it into a whole

00:51:15.920 excursion i went on mom there are there are like we you know we were thinking like who was keeping

00:51:21.280 these uh mattress stores in business there's millions of toads and clints out there keeping

00:51:25.520 mattress stores in business but i bought that 20 years ago yeah who got that good d i got that good d

00:51:31.600 yeah yeah that's tough no it's too hard

00:51:36.400 tyler said he has a friend who works at mattress firm and he banks been working there for eight

00:51:45.280 years what the does that mean he's selling drugs tyler yeah wait wait do they make commission off

00:51:50.000 of the yeah as if as if there's that much of a premium on mattresses that you can you can pay a

00:51:56.720 commission to a dude who's just selling a a bed that someone literally came in there to buy like what

00:52:01.120 the dude i like i like to think like it's like uh like the top commission earners is like uh like

00:52:06.880 drug sales reps and like uh got like a really high-end auto and then like mattress firm i just

00:52:13.680 imagine their employee of the month and it's like some dude with like neck tattoos and stuff like in a

00:52:17.760 polo it's like stretched out it's like yeah i make 750 000 a year off the mattress firm commission

00:52:23.120 like i said cars like i just said the holocaust but for car salesmen and honestly that can go for

00:52:31.200 mattress salesman furniture salesman any person that's a middleman into anybody that makes commission

00:52:37.760 i think anybody makes commission you can be put into a let's just let's just think about how

00:52:42.640 how many mattress stores there are per square mile on in america and how many people and how many

00:52:49.200 hold on and how many people live he went to more than one hold on hold on i need a second opinion

00:52:55.840 i gotta i gotta stop i gotta stop this is to just said he went to names you know he went to multiple

00:53:02.400 mattress stores to compare tell me the model names because you probably were comparing that well this

00:53:07.360 is a sleep 3000 versus a sleep 25 years and actually the difference is well i mean you got like

00:53:13.280 you have the main brands there that are like you know sealy cerda uh those are kind of like the those

00:53:18.480 are the why does he say it like that i don't know i was kind of i was kind of narrowing it down to

00:53:22.640 those i kind of wanted like cerda the sealy uh posture pedi you know which a lot a lot of people

00:53:28.560 a lot of people don't like those but well i wound up landing on one that's like sort of a hybrid of

00:53:34.080 like memory foam and hybrid yeah dude some salesman sold the out of to toad and made i made a good

00:53:42.320 amount of commission off of him i want to buy one of jordan's furniture but i went to like i think

00:53:47.040 probably six or seven different mattress stores you did not go to six or seven you're full of 1.00

00:53:52.800 shit you're full of shit i i don't believe it you push it you push it too far i don't believe you 1.00

00:53:58.480 i was looking i don't pay this place it was my first place i was looking for paint from my ceiling 1.00

00:54:02.880 and i went to three stores and i thought that was a bit much all right now now consider the math

00:54:07.440 on this so we've we've got how many of these stores per square mile how many people live in

00:54:11.440 average per square mile how often do people buy new mattresses maybe once every 15 20 years i mean

00:54:16.640 they last for ever and and then you consider the cost the cost is maybe a thousand twelve hundred

00:54:20.880 bucks and then you're getting high-end mattress by the way a thousand dollars that's for a high-end

00:54:24.960 mattress but then but then you have the commission that comes off the top that's apparently enough 0.98

00:54:28.320 to make some motherfucker like uber wealthy how is how is this pencil how yeah doesn't make sense 0.96

00:54:34.800 drugs lady with the great i just thought totes at the desk on standby as the show starts that's 1.00

00:54:40.160 true operation gladio turned to the fucking mattress firm stores so you're saying that 0.97

00:54:46.640 mattresses shouldn't even exist then from the next one mattresses shouldn't exist because there 0.92

00:54:51.680 wouldn't be enough like demand consistent demand to even manufacture them right if they're made like

00:54:56.800 once every however no mattress stores shouldn't exist mattress stores how would you sell the mattresses

00:55:01.520 direct to consumer direct but before that before like uh the middleman yeah like before that back

00:55:07.840 in the day you would have just sold it for an enormous premium because you have to have enough

00:55:12.000 to pay for the the cost of the building i think you gotta get a new mattress every like several years

00:55:16.240 probably like that is probably coming up online it is something because uh that that abraham lincoln is

00:55:21.840 gay like video movie that or documentary that just came out and they were saying like hey he slept with 0.85

00:55:26.000 his like guy friends it actually was the thing was because mattresses were so expensive beds were so

00:55:31.200 expensive that they guys did sleep together but they just literally just because they didn't have

00:55:35.040 enough beds that's how we need to go back to that where we're sleeping with our buddies

00:55:39.040 because mattresses are too expensive because mattress sources don't exist leave me alone sharon

00:55:43.680 mattresses are too expensive you know what else i do by the way because i have a queen size mattress and

00:55:50.000 why do you say like that and i sleep alone i sleep alone i have my side of the bed and i flip my mattress

00:55:57.120 every like a few months basically you don't even sleep you drink coffee until three wait wait wait

00:56:02.800 why would you get a queen you i also like wait so you you flip the mattress instead of just 0.97

00:56:09.840 i want to ask this so you flip the mattress instead of just sleeping on the other side

00:56:13.520 instead of just being like because like i understand like i have to sleep on that side yeah

00:56:16.880 i rotate it i have my side of the mattress flipping the mattress isn't that weird people do that

00:56:23.040 i don't know who sleeps on the other side while fucking flips it i i i i switch it up i be i like 0.98

00:56:28.800 being big spoon and little spoon i don't mind it let me just i spoon myself you everybody ought to 0.99

00:56:34.240 spend a lot on their mattress you spend a third of your life on that bitch yes splurge on that 1.00

00:56:39.440 bitch like i'm telling you it's the best money you'll ever spend just like a nadeau razor at nadeau 1.00

00:56:44.560 shape but it's not expensive that's not expensive they last forever just like mattresses uh technically 0.98

00:56:52.080 i don't know how he's saying like that's a good example because it's a big off the top it's a 75

00:56:56.480 dollar investment last forever nadeau is doing drugs for sure oh yes this is no longer a commercial

00:57:02.720 for razors is a commercial for drugs this is a commercial for the atf go check him out guys dude

00:57:08.240 you get he sells he sells the cocaine and the cocaine cutter at the same time yes it's great

00:57:14.880 it comes in a little box saying you're saying the quiet part out loud just go to nadeau shave

00:57:19.440 code.com use promo code tower gang and you'll get a special bonus with every order with your razors

00:57:26.800 yeah he he sells you a hundred cocaine cutters and a hundred grams of cocaine at the and it comes in

00:57:32.240 the same package yeah that's what that's what the individual blades are for yeah you can just i got

00:57:37.600 it go to nadeau knock on the window we've always gone suicide route on this or like we haven't got

00:57:43.520 into like cutting cocaine or something like that it's a good that's a good move it's another thing

00:57:47.600 we can do with with razor blades and then the handle makes a very good thing to kind of stretch 0.90

00:57:52.400 your butthole a little bit when you drop the boof in there you flick the cocaine in there kind of 1.00

00:57:57.040 spread it in there we've advertised his razors as you can put them in your ass 1.00

00:58:01.600 and you can kill people toad can kill himself a number of different ways and he hasn't dropped 0.99

00:58:06.080 us but i feel like he's going to drop us for this one because it's too close to home no if we have 0.96

00:58:10.560 we're just like hey this guy sells drugs he's drug trafficking is the handle hollow when you on when 0.93

00:58:19.280 you unscrew it because you could put cocaine in the top put it in your butthole and then just all you

00:58:23.440 have to do is flip your your torso by the way i'm very confused is there a whole is there a thing 0.99

00:58:28.400 about boofing cocaine i think so i've never put in my butt but i've heard that that helps is that 0.99

00:58:32.560 is that something like why would you not just pretty sure any drug you put in your butthole 0.98

00:58:36.160 it's better i mean i don't know that's what i've been told so yeah you can make a clap and it'll be 0.81

00:58:42.000 like lebron with the powder you know wait what thousand dollars for a good bed is what tyler said

00:58:46.400 i don't know six grand i don't know about that it's been it's been a long time since i bought a

00:58:50.320 mattress inflation is a that's like that that's like a 20-year mortgage at like uh 500

00:58:58.800 lenio i mortgaged the mattress uh i think it was only i thought it was only 1500 but it was like

00:59:05.520 20 years ago i really don't remember yeah actually with inflation that might actually be like six grand

00:59:10.080 by now yeah it could be expensive they're probably three or four grand i'm sure that's true let's get 0.99

00:59:15.360 one of those like bitches this is one of those nectar ones or whatever and i got a dope ass 1.00

00:59:20.480 mattress by the way laney edit bitch let's go let's fucking a liney hobbomoc production let's check 1.00

00:59:27.040 it out one mailbag it's fine we can do more wait wait the wrong one it's the wrong one yeah that's 0.97

00:59:34.640 an old one this one it was a good one but it's an old one it's a good one but an old one

00:59:38.720 that's definitely not the no that's still fun to dance too i mean everyone has horse comment

00:59:50.880 probably actually guys we're the one with the most we're three weeks away from episode 200 that's

00:59:55.920 kind of a big deal which is going to be three weeks i thought it i thought it i guess it does 0.98

01:00:01.120 get you do get drunk by your ass because it's perfectly episode 200 huh yep that's what kind of 0.96

01:00:06.160 should we not do uh do a show that wednesday and that way we can do episode 200 yes because 0.99

01:00:12.640 i can't do it on that wednesday real quick i don't believe that he spent 5 000 on his mattress

01:00:16.720 i don't think he has that amount of money yeah i've seen this guy i've seen your house 0.93

01:00:20.160 i've seen his in the background you know but all right let's play oh look at this it's like sex 0.61

01:00:26.480 sexy beautiful i like marvelous this is very 0.81

01:00:42.400 oh we're about to see some

01:00:42.960 oh

01:00:59.440 oh

01:01:01.440 i don't doubt that monster egg could probably beat me up physically 0.99

01:01:05.280 that doesn't make him not a retard you know 1.00

01:01:07.920 you put your dick in the slot of the vcr that sounds 1.00

01:01:22.000 that's why it's a lot 1.00

01:01:38.640 so three three or four times a week i'll still think about homeboys hog

01:01:41.840 i first out of bed i look out the window i'm kind of freaked out so uh

01:01:55.840 i don't know

01:01:57.840 jeremy what were you guys doing in those tunnels

01:02:13.280 attempting to create a new uh 0.99

01:02:15.040 this is a very large number of jews who are awful 1.00

01:02:34.720 why don't the christians do this if it you know like like just learn from the jews oh they have 0.99

01:02:39.600 they have this thing called moral qualms 1.00

01:02:45.360 why don't the christians just have uh child rape factories 1.00

01:02:49.040 i just want to win it's like oh i need to do sex party 1.00

01:02:51.920 it's like my adrenaline is like it's so up it's a rush dude i think where is it going to go

01:03:19.360 next week i think he's probably going to use that you you see that video this week of the 0.98

01:03:23.840 that missile that like we opened our show we opened the show with it dumbass did we 0.98

01:03:28.720 how did i miss that what was i doing because you were watching a game or something 0.98

01:03:32.400 which is funny because me and clint me and clint are the one that should be watching a game

01:03:36.160 because the braves and padres play tonight a word and pull up a comment i will leave this 0.98

01:03:40.960 fucking show praise one praise one i've got a dvr don't say a fucking word all right next topic 0.99

01:03:46.880 i want to see i think they're playing right now there should be playing 0.99

01:03:52.160 clint i i wanted to ask you a question this is before the show yeah i said for tower gang we should

01:03:57.920 have the worst guest like the most uncomfortable person that we could think of we we already put

01:04:03.600 him on the show regularly wow got him that was that was that's the answer to your question top

01:04:11.360 there's no more after that tyler and i worked in tandem on that without even anyways go ahead

01:04:16.880 real quick uh top i saw something this is just for you because this is a more conspiracy thing about

01:04:21.200 the whole like hey let's just show you what they're going to do um i saw a meme today that had uh it

01:04:26.000 was a it was a movie it was a movie started a story without that i saw a meme today and then well it

01:04:33.280 was it wasn't it was kind of a meme but it was it was the intro to a movie from the tooth like from

01:04:37.440 the tooth out like early 2000 maybe late 90s and it was just a bunch of shots in the beginning of

01:04:42.640 the movie just a bunch of shots of the twin towers and it was just like why when they're talking about

01:04:47.680 new york they always showed the twin towers yeah and i was like are they just trying to show us like hey

01:04:52.160 this is what new york's about we're about to fucking destroy it in the godzilla a whole bunch 0.97

01:04:56.640 of tv shows in godzilla no it was it was a movie with sandra bullock and um um oh the guy who died 0.68

01:05:03.600 that played in mission impossible um and he was also uh the guy who's died one no not tom cruise

01:05:09.520 who's the fucking white guy from uh one of those godzilla movies in the 2000s like jeremy uh something 0.91

01:05:14.320 broderick yeah broderick's still alive in that movie in that movie they show the twin towers 0.98

01:05:20.880 but it's on fire in the same place it's like smoking from the same places that it got hit

01:05:25.200 a couple years later but in independency they destroy the uh empire state building

01:05:30.160 i don't know and not they they showed the towers because they were the tallest towers in the 0.94

01:05:34.080 fucking world at the time that's but dude i'm telling it was it was it was a ridiculous amount 0.80

01:05:38.960 of like it was like predictive programming it was it was like b-roll but it was like way too it was like 0.97

01:05:45.760 it was almost like hey this is getting a little much yeah it was a little much it was going like it was

01:05:49.920 it would be like showing like a hot dog stand twin towers showing like uh like just uh time square

01:05:56.560 twin towers and it would literally go back and it was literally like twin towers showed like five

01:06:00.560 times look it could be some uh you know mk ultra programming i don't know but i'm just saying like

01:06:05.920 people always go there was there was so much there was so much uh you know exposure to the to the

01:06:12.240 wtc's and philip seymour hoffman thank you oh what did he know what did he know he was but then then

01:06:18.960 they also say there was all this predictive programming that they were going to be attacked

01:06:21.920 it's like yeah they were attacked in 91 so like yeah 93 but yeah or three thank you yeah yeah but

01:06:27.440 all right so in but in that godzilla movie why would they be smoking from like the top in the middle

01:06:31.760 like when they pan there's a certain scene where they pan across the skyline and they're smoking

01:06:35.840 right where they get hit i'm like that's weird they're insulting you dude it makes me like it

01:06:40.720 gives me a weird like feeling because i went to the top of the twin towers at one point and feeling

01:06:44.640 like what's there now is just air and i like were you were you thinking about were you thinking about

01:06:50.000 oh that is an interesting thought surprisingly i didn't expect to be an interesting thought 0.73

01:06:54.080 i think about shit like that too yeah it's weird i go like i my body held airspace that will 0.91

01:06:59.760 likely never be held again like that's right interesting yeah yeah i think you say that 0.97

01:07:04.800 right there you were like i was this is clint brags to us about people he met he was like i was in x

01:07:09.840 proximity to this person that person and i don't think i i don't think i'd say that you do you say

01:07:16.000 he said something like he's like i was like yards away from donald trump standing oh yeah that's

01:07:20.880 actually pretty cool i actually actually i would i would be like that's actually kind of like it's a

01:07:25.360 great measurement right like at one point right dude would theo vaughn be good in this show or would

01:07:29.840 he be too much because we already have our own theo vaughn on the show cool i'd love to have him on but

01:07:34.960 i mean oh yeah just shoot our shot with theo vaughn yeah yeah we may i'll just all trade stories i'll

01:07:41.440 just be like yeah i killed dogs with antifreeze and he was like we maintain the same vibe if he's like 0.98

01:07:46.320 he's like i used to have a crazy crazy black guy in my town used to kill dogs with antifreeze too 0.91

01:07:51.600 unbelievable nah man we used to y'all drink antifreeze because it was sweet it was like

01:07:56.480 we don't want to drink it would be like a thimble of it we couldn't afford no toothbrush no no none of

01:08:01.520 that so we would just use the antifreeze now listen we were so poor we were so poor we didn't even we

01:08:06.240 didn't we weren't even get kool-aid so what we did we mixed antifreeze with some chalk dust and we

01:08:11.200 mixed that into some water and it was and it was like kool-aid you know you know you just 0.92

01:08:16.080 shit real bad afterwards you know how you take the erasers and you hit them like this that's how you get the 0.95

01:08:20.400 dust we would gather the dust after school we would scrape it from the from the from the chalkboard 0.95

01:08:28.880 and we would and then we mix it with some antifreeze from my cousin's body shop

01:08:34.400 someone say crack amico i feel like he'd be awful

01:08:38.240 on the show i don't know i've never seen him on anything but i just get the vibe you would not be

01:08:41.760 good as a he does this other show i don't know what it's called he does a show kind of like this but

01:08:46.000 there's three guys but i don't really know what it's about i've never i mean maybe he'd be amazing

01:08:50.240 we maybe we should check out his show who knows do you think you could uh because i i'm under the

01:08:54.720 impression that you just makes up like all the stories or there's a bit of truth do you think you

01:08:59.680 can just a combination of you and toad yeah yeah do you do you think any one of y'all could just 0.99

01:09:04.800 ability just be like off the cuff just make up a story like the like the shit he says no not that not 0.92

01:09:10.560 that good no no because it's crazy it's just out like i i but my thing is my all sort of mine are 0.98

01:09:16.400 true like i'm not lying i don't lie about like i don't even embellish at all no i don't think you 0.98

01:09:21.280 told me a true story in your life who toad or me no yeah yeah toad just fucking lies name the lie 1.00

01:09:30.240 i'm not i'm not going to recap 30 pounds at eight years old yeah you piece of shit you lying cunt 1.00

01:09:36.400 fucking i called all right mailbag i had her answer yeah yeah it's like it's let's figure 1.00

01:09:42.800 finish out with some more mailbag rtj says have a sex tape of the kinkiest thing you've done 1.00

01:09:48.320 leaked to your family and friends or tiptoe through the tulips by tiny tim plays each time you 1.00

01:09:54.240 fuck slash masturbate for two years the tulips thing um i'd get over it you would get over 1.00

01:10:01.600 i've done some fucked up i'm with jose on this one yeah i don't want my fucking friends and 1.00

01:10:08.000 family knowing it's funny because my friends have seen the kinkiest thing i've ever done 0.99

01:10:13.920 i was there in person that's true yeah

01:10:17.200 well let's close friends this is family and friends this is like everyone you know kind of deal

01:10:20.960 well i mean what's kinkier the the threesome or the or the uh what i showed clint 0.96

01:10:27.120 what what did you show the butthole yeah oh your butthole no i think i think because toad was in 0.99

01:10:34.000 the room pounding his fucking little retarded pud i think that makes it yeah that's definitely weirder 1.00

01:10:38.400 that might be the king yeah i guess that would be the kinkiest i bring the kink can you bring the 1.00

01:10:43.440 stink i don't think so i don't think that was the kinkiest i think you were because you were doing 0.90

01:10:47.040 something you were in the moment like you had something going on putting your putting a razor in 1.00

01:10:51.360 in your asshole and and then recording yourself from with a lot of shaving cream there's no reason 0.99

01:10:55.440 for it it's our it's arguable top makes a compelling argument it's at least at least it was uh shaving 1.00

01:11:00.560 cream and not baby oil shaving cream makes sense it's it kind of goes together with me with the

01:11:04.640 razor but video the gummy bears gummy bears wasn't kinky like i don't think that was that was actually

01:11:11.520 that was it was that was more utilitarian yeah it was like practical and utilitarian i can't eat 0.98

01:11:16.000 this pussy unless i have gummy bears in this thing it was it was me using my intellect before all the uh 1.00

01:11:21.680 the concussions i was like to me i was i was like i have a problem and i need to create a solution 0.99

01:11:26.320 i was like this is very easy for me i would go with the sex tape because it's already been talked

01:11:30.720 about on the show everybody already knows about it but also about your family i'm kind of an exhibitionist

01:11:36.880 i'm pretty sure his family heard about it yeah they heard he's talking you be an exhibitionist if you 0.99

01:11:41.120 ain't fucking you just jerk off places yeah pretty much do you really in public 1.00

01:11:46.000 no maybe do you jerk do you jerk off at your work oh good question have you ever wait wait wait 1.00

01:11:54.000 wait wait hey hey don't let him off the hook a gentleman never admits if they jerk off at work 1.00

01:11:58.480 do you get out of here with this work his insinuation was that he's going around 1.00

01:12:03.440 central park jerking off and are you jerking off in public dude 0.99

01:12:08.160 off in the bushes answer the question because that's what this is 0.99

01:12:12.720 getting real this is what this is what the cia has on him that's why he's on this mission is 0.92

01:12:18.080 because they're like they caught him in central park have you ever jerked off on the train

01:12:22.560 like under your jacket or something like that it's too dirty it's a rite of passage everyone does right

01:12:27.360 so where have you done it i need like a clean environment or at least the dressing room 0.99

01:12:31.920 the dressing room i've had sex in the dressing room where are you jerking off to you said i'm a bit 0.99

01:12:39.600 of an exhibitionist answer the question um good question the bench from goodwill 100 which bench 0.99

01:12:48.320 was that i don't know um no but the uh that would be a good story to have you know that bench from good

01:12:53.680 wonder i jerked off on it this this is this is like i think toad would jerk off at uh different 0.94

01:13:01.920 like uh like monuments around like boston landmarks did you did you did you jerk off at the holocaust 0.92

01:13:07.760 memorial i love you know that deli rocky bobo was that in that one scene i jerked off in it 0.95

01:13:14.160 you know where he's sitting outside her her building say yo adrian jerked off there 0.86

01:13:17.600 yo this is exactly yo hold up hold up this is exactly like when we knew that he had jerked off 0.97

01:13:26.480 while cole was having that threesome and and he didn't want to tell the story and then he like 0.90

01:13:30.160 hinted at it and then we're like yo just tell the truth and then then he and then he told the truth

01:13:34.320 and we all and we all had such a happy moment that's what's happening right now and he giggles 0.83

01:13:38.240 he just made it before that too that he jerks off in public and he wants to tell us where he's done 0.95

01:13:41.920 some weird deviant and he just will not tell us yeah you did it somewhere we won't judge you toad 0.93

01:13:47.600 much but we will bring it up every week for the rest of your life so chronically you do this this

01:13:53.200 is a thing you do i could see him being a creeper that gets off in this yeah like if boss are you

01:13:58.560 are you about to admit to a felony did you are you the boston flasher no i will not do that hey boss 0.66

01:14:05.440 makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i jerk it on company time they call they call me the boston 0.99

01:14:09.360 rain it's warhead jerk off in central park uh it's it's the boston common

01:14:18.720 have you ever once though what yeah oh definitely you've done it before celtics game to completion 0.98

01:14:24.320 oh not everyone's not there is that why you go to all those comedy shows you jerk off in the crowd

01:14:32.240 oh that's a good that's because he is alone he's alone he probably has his own table and it's dark in 0.99

01:14:36.880 there yeah it's pretty dark yeah probably just like yeah you get the logic yeah he's jerking off 0.99

01:14:41.600 he goes to concerts and he jerks off he goes to comedy shows he jerks off he didn't go to the dave 0.98

01:14:45.520 show with us right no okay cool he wasn't allowed in yeah yo guys get your tickets to brohemian grove 0.99

01:14:52.880 everybody keep an eye everyone keep an eye on toad because he might jerk off at some point during this 0.98

01:14:58.960 night if his hands get anywhere close to his crotch like if he even like itches it i'm gonna be like 0.99

01:15:02.880 like he's jerking it look at him no i mean just you jerk it up yo do you jerk off on stream with us 1.00

01:15:11.920 no uh no uh have i before he doesn't know probably you know how much of a chronic masturbator you have 1.00

01:15:19.840 to be to forget if you jerked off on a podcast did you come not not anymore wait you jerk off on show 1.00

01:15:27.680 with us what are you doing dude every now and then i'll pull my balls out and scratch them while 1.00

01:15:32.720 i'm standing here well that's fuck that's totally reasonable yeah you can't tell what i'm doing 1.00

01:15:36.880 like yeah balls are out right now it's very much ready for you god damn alpha predator 1.00

01:15:43.920 i do i thought he was gonna play the win in rome and i think they both worked there i think both of the 1.00

01:15:48.880 the women room who are you looking at when you jerk off you homo yeah which one of us 1.00

01:15:56.240 he probably has three computer screens and one is always playing porn just constant just yeah just 1.00

01:16:02.000 like like he does seem like that guy doesn't he like i think they call it a a goon cave 0.63

01:16:08.080 a goon cave i think is what they call it dude dude some yeah like if i have to pull porn up r slash

01:16:13.600 goon cave yo do you do picture in picture while you're watching sports on the tv where you have 0.92

01:16:18.240 porn in the corner no no the sports is in the corner dude he's like he's like uh oh god porn what's

01:16:27.920 the name of that actor he's like uh gary i can't remember his name not not bucey not bucey uh he's 0.77

01:16:35.920 he's the guy that played the jamaican in uh gary oldman gary really he played a jamaican yeah dude oh

01:16:42.080 bro tyler tyler do me a huge favor bring up gary oldman in true true wrote in true romance he plays 1.00

01:16:49.200 a jamaican pimp you have to watch this scene it'll blow your fucking gary oldman black face in a 0.99

01:16:54.960 serious role he doesn't go black face he's just a jamaican pimp okay it's a white dude okay it's 1.00

01:17:00.000 like one of the best scenes ever so he's like uh unbelievable he's kamala jamaican that's what

01:17:04.480 he is yes yeah got it yeah yeah great movie people people won't even believe this is gary oldman

01:17:10.400 like it's fucking crazy i i tote i just i i sincerely need you to tell us what is the wildest 0.99

01:17:17.440 jerk off story you have who do you look at when you're jerking off i want to know i know i want to 0.99

01:17:21.360 hear where i want to know where he's that very have you jerked off in a public park toad have you ever 1.00

01:17:25.760 jerked off in a public park or what's what's the closest thing to public you've got oh my god he's 0.99

01:17:30.080 jerked off in a public park you sick there are children there you sick someone pull up the svu meme 0.99

01:17:42.560 there are children there you sick no i also i need the uh the meme of the all of like the swat coming 0.99

01:17:48.480 in and breaking through the the ceiling all right yo watch this this is unbelievable that makes this

01:17:56.640 practically related

01:18:00.880 we have a seat boy we have your sofa egg roll we got everything here from a little

01:18:08.480 pirates of the caribbean i think why is he no why is he eating chinese food why is because he's 0.96

01:18:14.000 fucking awesome yo bro because jamaicans love chinese food dude you won't even super saiyan 0.94

01:18:18.080 black dude dude you won't even believe what's on the tv the reason you know the reason this scene 0.99

01:18:22.400 came to mind is because we were joking about if toad has porn on his tv all the time watch watch the 0.96

01:18:27.280 rest of the scene i like to play porn no things what i mean he's also i think you're too scared to be

01:18:44.000 the scene we're sitting down here ready to negotiate and you've already given up your 1.00

01:18:52.480 shit i'm still a mystery to you but i know exactly where your white ass is coming from 1.00

01:18:59.360 if i asked if you want some dinner and you're going to everyone start to try down i said to myself 1.00

01:19:03.440 this motherfucker he's carrying on like he ain't got a care in the world and who knows 1.00

01:19:07.040 maybe you got the axe instead of axe maybe the school's such a bad motherfucker about you don't 0.99

01:19:14.080 got to worry about about 25 percent of clint's character was based on this yo for real 0.97

01:19:23.360 you ain't even sat down yet and that tv over there since you've been in the room as a woman with the 1.00

01:19:28.800 breast is hanging out oh my god you're just gonna clock me me yeah i know i'm pretty how many times

01:19:40.160 have you watched this movie so many times this is such a weird movie to watch a lot of this movie is how

01:19:47.280 i know about black this child feels because of the uh the sicilian scene i know that i'm black

01:19:52.960 because jimmy pass me the burner all right end it he's like this but with me i'm like

01:20:00.480 star wars like that like where i can just quote it it's so funny that that's your movie that you're

01:20:04.960 like oh it's one of the best movies ever made yeah you know that classic amazing actor and they 0.97

01:20:11.040 made him a wigger yo my shit that is that is a classically trained british actor playing a 1.00

01:20:17.680 jamaican pimp in new york it's fucking amazing it's wild i love that he got like he said axe 0.99

01:20:25.200 instead of ask like he said he really got come in here and axe me and he's like he was like hanging 0.99

01:20:31.360 around stoops and like practicing talking they're like he's a character actor he stayed in character

01:20:36.400 for that whole movie he does that with every role so that he smacks so many women yep yeah just yeah

01:20:43.760 apparently didn't uh didn't they say that robert donnie jr also skating character in um

01:20:48.880 tropic thunder tropic thunder like he stayed

01:20:54.160 i feel like i would lose my mind if i was around him for a couple months doing that i'd be like i can't

01:20:58.480 handle this 0.99

01:21:01.120 are we gonna uh but toad you for real jerk up at parks right yeah he jerked off at a park he admitted 0.99

01:21:05.440 that yo do you do it but he didn't but everything kids playing in the park god no all right i was 0.99

01:21:12.080 you know what i think that was unconvincing no no no no no no i'm not gonna pretend he's he's like

01:21:15.840 a pedophile or whatever no no no no i think what happens is toad found a jogger that he really likes

01:21:23.600 oh yeah and she's jogging around in a sports brawl and so he would like he went out there and he's 0.67

01:21:28.880 watching her jog through and just like she's just he's got a trench coat he's got a baggy in the front

01:21:34.880 i was using my short-term memory okay who's the type of guy you ever read like a murder

01:21:40.160 book and it's like from the perspective of it'll be like the watcher and it's the guy that's

01:21:44.880 watching his victim like toad toad could totally be that guy in the chapter he's watching this i

01:21:50.560 watch her jog down the street every week and then the next couple chapters is how he killed her

01:21:55.120 this is like look at him and think about his life i don't think he could take a woman's life

01:22:00.640 no i just jerk off to the thought of them literally all i do every week that we do this show is just 0.67

01:22:05.360 look at him and think about his life that's that's what i do why would you want to do that keeps me

01:22:10.080 going

01:22:14.080 you know what i'm like i i got a good thing going in life oh man that's funny

01:22:18.000 every time i doubt it every time things get rough just look over to my top left corner here

01:22:22.160 all right last mail back i did yeah last mail back because i gotta i gotta i gotta bounce here 0.97

01:22:26.080 soon jerk off in my room with my roommate there and shit all right that's happening together 0.96

01:22:30.480 do you guys kiss no i think he didn't know i was doing it the year is 26 so three years from now 0.99

01:22:35.520 the gang has been found guilty of misinformation and are now in a re-education camp indefinitely 0.99

01:22:40.160 dope what would each member do to keep themselves it's total jerk off is he 0.99

01:22:46.000 like it's already this is such a perfect question toad just constantly beating it 0.99

01:22:52.560 so we're just okay we're indefinitely in was this prison found guilty no this is prison we're in a

01:22:57.440 re-education it's not it's a re-education what do we have available to us there yeah i mean i just

01:23:02.080 work out and read a lot like i'd be yoked and really i think the problem is like in a re-education

01:23:06.720 camp you wouldn't be allowed to read except for what they give you to read oh yeah so you but you

01:23:11.360 could read but it would be like uh it would be like women's studies like but it's like the flip 0.95

01:23:16.800 side so i'd be studying it's like the idea of like studying other cultures would be more racist

01:23:20.640 it's the same yeah basically just think think of like the um like i'm studying marks because

01:23:25.680 fuck communism they're like yeah but but but would you read like if it's like a women's studies 0.95

01:23:31.200 like major and it's like all their reading list it's like you that's all you can read it's just 0.97

01:23:36.240 that just like a women's studies major reading list like yeah i can do it i'd get some good laughs 1.00

01:23:41.440 i don't think i could i don't think i could read it cole you wouldn't be reading it for two reasons 1.00

01:23:45.280 one you can't read two i'd be selling your asshole for fucking cigarettes in the yard so that's that's 0.99

01:23:50.880 what i would do to keep busy is i'd be negotiating time with your asshole would we also would we all 1.00

01:23:55.200 take up smoking by the way to pass the time i think i would take up smoking oh yeah by the way i quit 0.99

01:24:00.080 no like just vaping congrats yeah vaping and nicotine all together i haven't had nicotine in 10 days

01:24:07.200 would you bring it back if you got sent to a re-education camp would you if i was in prison

01:24:13.120 it wouldn't be so bad because it would be all these same people like all the people in the chat

01:24:17.120 so we would just basically do the show in the camps like if every day everyone in jail is us

01:24:22.800 then it's kind of fun like do you think do you think we could possibly if so if we all went to 0.96

01:24:27.920 the problem is it'd be like it'd be us a bunch of cool funny motherfuckers and it'd be like cat turd 0.63

01:24:32.400 and a bunch of dudes are like oh no what do you mean timpool's general audience 0.94

01:24:40.240 do you think do you think that we could if we if we were all sent to a re-education camp we could put

01:24:45.760 on a show that would convince the guards to come to our side like enough to be we could be we could

01:24:51.520 be funny or cool enough or not we'd be like yo in the community room 9 11 tower gang's on on wednesday

01:24:57.280 and then we do tower game they're like that was dope go to go to yourself dude i'd be slinging becomes

01:25:06.320 us like re-educating everybody else with tower gang that's right we just get beat to death like i would 0.98

01:25:11.920 i would be slinging cole's fucking mouth for extra time in the yard to the guard i'm not i 1.00

01:25:15.920 no my no not my mouth i have a terrible you don't have a say in this motherfucker i'm gonna no no 1.00

01:25:22.160 just take my booty hole i told you i told you i modeled half of my life after gary oldman in true 1.00

01:25:29.040 romance so yeah maybe the real like all it takes is just like i get sent to jail i become a pimp

01:25:35.520 yep and of men a pimp of men i don't have any choice maybe the real re-education were the tower

01:25:41.520 gangs we did along the way that's right it just seems like unlikely that we'll be well that i'll 0.99

01:25:47.520 be arrested and keeping under conditions by these faggots like don't you think think about that like 1.00

01:25:53.360 do you think these people have what it takes to even keep you in jail i can't tell you how many hard 1.00

01:25:58.080 motherfuckers in new york pretty good i can't tell you i can't tell you how many hard motherfuckers in new 1.00

01:26:03.520 york you're like you think these lily white bitches gonna put me in the pen and they're like 1.00

01:26:08.560 life i'm out they can't touch me and like the next day jaquan was like 25 years to life 0.98

01:26:19.920 20 minute video of him going down the street getting to continuously tase and continue to press on

01:26:26.000 50 of the population the dissidents be arrested but the other 50 is brain damaged retarded no 0.98

01:26:31.920 the other no the other 50 is made up of haitian men dude that they're gonna put into the like 0.83

01:26:36.960 this is and those guys are just gonna like top this is some real 13 logic right here i gotta tell

01:26:41.920 you it really is your brown your brown side is taking over right now top your brown is showing 0.99

01:26:50.240 through i'm being serious like there's 50 of the country is fucking retarded the other 50 is actually 1.00

01:26:56.160 doing this stuff but see here's the issue they don't have to imprison the 50 they have to imprison 0.97

01:27:02.080 the minority of the 50 that is actually adamant and armed and will fight back that's that's probably 0.98

01:27:08.720 some of us and we would be put in prison it's all the the docile motherfuckers they don't have to worry 1.00

01:27:12.800 about them yeah that's yeah i think they'll probably just go after the big content creators how many 0.98

01:27:18.720 followers you got clint not it's not many it's like don't even look i'm i'm fine i don't i don't

01:27:25.760 have too many no no uh my impressions down significantly almost almost none this week what's funny is i think

01:27:31.120 it's actually less than uh y'all remember drew uh the guy that used to work for uh odyssey yeah drew hancock

01:27:37.760 like he has a mad big uh youtube channel now like he does yeah how many cool what's he doing

01:27:44.560 he does like gaming videos yeah all right that's something i guess cool yeah it's like over 100 000

01:27:51.680 he gets like he has a couple milli on a uh on a few videos so it's funny because i found him i

01:27:56.000 i like randomly scroll by and i was like huh that guy's been on our podcast he's good at what he does

01:28:01.520 he's really good at what he does like yeah he's fucking and a smart dude i used to work with him like 0.93

01:28:06.320 fucking he knows he knew that he he knew how he knows how to play the algorithm algorithm there's 0.98

01:28:11.920 certain things like that uh like certain challenges you do with video games that hit the algo and they 0.98

01:28:17.440 fucking blow up and he's he's gotten like four or five of those videos that have gotten that was drew's 0.90

01:28:22.480 job at odyssey before they fired him for like it was up how they did him too but uh his job was to 0.98

01:28:28.640 actually uh curate the algorithm and he he picked what you saw so it's not a surprise to me that he went

01:28:34.880 on youtube and was able to fucking game that dude remember remember years ago when we were like yo 0.95

01:28:40.000 should we try and angle tower gang to be on rumble or should we try and get an exclusive deal with 0.91

01:28:44.160 odyssey that would have been a mistake oh funny times awesome awesome decision by us we got neither

01:28:54.800 by the way we've had multiple people in the chat asking about when our next live event is are we

01:28:58.640 doing a live anytime soon yeah brohemian grove oh wow really what is that tell us what that is

01:29:04.800 uh bro bro grove.com that's right it's the it's the premier conspiracy comedy event it's a two-day

01:29:11.280 event it's uh friday saturday october 25th all your favorite creators like me i'll be there nephilim

01:29:17.680 death squad um i think donut will be there we've got uh one on donut operator don't operate no oh let's

01:29:25.600 say i was like that's actually kind of that's actually a really big get jay dyer will be there

01:29:31.280 tower gang will be there leonardo joni um mark random will be there there's going to be other

01:29:35.840 people showing up faceless is going to be there we're working on faceless we think he's going to

01:29:39.600 mark random that like one polack guy i think is going to be there uh whoever that guy is uh

01:29:49.520 i would i would ask him uh he's he's invited if you want to if you want to ask him for sure you

01:29:54.000 sure this can come um maybe if he wants to have a spot go you can go ahead too they're going to do

01:29:58.480 like a uh presentation on adrenochrome there's going to be stand-up comedy the it's going to be

01:30:04.480 giving out samples guys we're gonna have real jews there giving it out dude it'd be cool if tim walls

01:30:15.360 tim will be like no no an audience filled with tim walls's would be one of the most lit audiences

01:30:21.680 imaginable as i've seen that i've seen the audience it's tim cast audience of live events

01:30:29.600 that's three digs on tim cast right

01:30:34.320 that one picture of their audience it's tim waltzes

01:30:39.040 you know what's really funny though clint uh so revenge of the sisters got their youtube channel

01:30:42.640 back after i heard man crazy yeah good for them but their latest video the latest video they put on

01:30:47.920 youtube was uh tim pool makes another shitty song and it's like the song he made last year and i was 0.83

01:30:52.880 like look at that you got your fucking youtube channel back didn't miss a beat 0.93

01:30:59.840 perfect algorithmic timing anyways thank you guys so much for tuning in we're gonna hop over to the 0.99

01:31:04.080 penthouse if you'd like to join us we're going we're going home yeah we are all right well then sign

01:31:09.520 up for the for the patreon and then we're not going to give you anything extra because 0.89

01:31:13.920 fuck you not this week at least sorry guys we got yeah join the patreon we'll 0.98

01:31:17.920 look and maybe we'll do it next week hey hey seriously go go watch true romance tonight love you guys 1.00

01:31:22.880 yeah 0.95

01:31:33.280 no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed 1.00

01:31:41.120 cole top lobster and toad tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game tower 0.95

01:31:48.080 gang tower game lock is truth a same with lobster colin jose toad is sick no way jose

01:31:55.120 the tower power our slug they made day spent all his

01:31:58.560 tower gang tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game tower game

01:32:03.760 main day all his name tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.95

01:32:08.080 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that. 0.92

01:32:23.300 That's all, folks. 0.97

Tower Gang - October 03, 2024

Ep 197 - The Cycle of Gay

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