Tower Gang - Ep 208 - The Penthouse

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.020 Doing in the pet.

00:00:15.760 Yo, what up?

00:00:31.580 Oh, we're to the penthouse.

00:00:33.120 Okay, that's sick.

00:00:34.640 We're not doing the intro.

00:00:35.640 All right, that was the intro.

00:00:36.900 I like that.

00:00:37.860 That was the intro.

00:00:39.000 I'd like to watch that again, personally.

00:00:40.380 Yeah, that was pretty.

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00:01:14.280 You guys are paying for this

00:01:22.280 Hold on, we gotta really fill out the mood

00:01:25.860 Oh my god

00:01:28.020 We can show whatever we want in the penthouse

00:01:30.220 Fucking Christmas spirit, baby

00:01:33.960 Dude, how old is that child?

00:01:37.360 He looks like a grown man

00:01:39.040 He has a fat titty

00:01:41.320 That kid looks literally like a little monkey

00:01:44.500 Hanging off her arm

00:01:45.500 It does, like she's not holding it

00:01:49.640 He's just kind of like

00:01:50.660 He's like a parasite

00:01:55.380 I feel like I'm just at a zoo right now

00:01:58.140 You know what I'm talking about

00:01:59.180 Like the little monkey babies that are like up the side

00:02:01.460 And just holding on

00:02:02.400 This is just a gorilla exhibit, man

00:02:05.420 Jesus, man

00:02:07.500 Toe, this is a serious question

00:02:09.800 When you see a titty like that

00:02:11.600 Even on her

00:02:12.940 Do you still go like

00:02:13.980 Was that a yeah?

00:02:16.080 Like, yeah?

00:02:16.860 Yeah, I'm intrigued

00:02:18.300 Yeah, I thought so

00:02:19.860 Yeah

00:02:20.760 You make me sick, Toad

00:02:24.080 I want to take the most

00:02:24.980 If she was like

00:02:25.940 Yo, I'll remove this little fucking homeboy

00:02:28.560 If you want to get on this

00:02:29.600 Would you be like, yeah?

00:02:31.700 Yeah, my mouth would be like a magnet

00:02:33.640 Like right onto that thing

00:02:35.000 Wow

00:02:35.800 I feel like we had a ton of good content

00:02:37.600 And the production check

00:02:38.340 What else we got?

00:02:39.120 We got some other good stuff

00:02:40.260 Dude, we got the fucking

00:02:41.660 That's what the penouts is for

00:02:42.440 We got the retard with the Nazi

00:02:43.820 The swastika

00:02:44.820 Yeah, yeah

00:02:45.580 We do a retard Nazi

00:02:46.520 Because we already did the Downs titty check

00:02:48.960 We did the Andrew Tate

00:02:50.720 Sleeping is gay

00:02:51.500 What else did we do?

00:02:52.280 We did a lot of the content in the show

00:02:54.160 But yeah

00:02:54.560 I think there was more

00:02:56.120 I will see people

00:02:57.440 Quote tweet Andrew Tate

00:02:59.220 And they'll be like

00:03:00.080 Is it fucking gay to sleep well?

00:03:02.900 And then it'll go viral

00:03:03.660 And you're like

00:03:04.300 Yeah

00:03:04.600 Like do you understand what Andrew's doing?

00:03:06.460 Do you understand?

00:03:07.360 And I feel like people don't understand

00:03:08.720 Yeah

00:03:09.460 He's being funny

00:03:11.420 We got nigger fights?

00:03:14.020 Yeah, back up

00:03:15.040 I'm gonna take the dude with the dark shirt

00:03:18.100 Deal

00:03:22.600 Deal

00:03:23.600 Deal

00:03:24.600 No way

00:03:26.120 Look at this

00:03:27.420 Look at this fucking leg

00:03:29.040 He's smacking this shit

00:03:31.700 Get the fuck out

00:03:33.580 Get the fuck out

00:03:35.220 Get him some hot shit, yo

00:03:36.240 Get him some hot shit

00:03:37.240 You know that

00:03:37.700 Get him some hot shit

00:03:38.800 Back, back, back

00:03:39.880 He was hot

00:03:40.380 Back, back

00:03:41.000 Back, back

00:03:42.500 Back, back

00:03:43.640 He was hot

00:03:44.320 He was hot

00:03:44.820 He was hot

00:03:45.520 He was hot

00:03:46.760 He was hot

00:03:46.960 He was hot

00:03:47.920 Damn, my nigga

00:03:48.540 Damn, my nigga

00:03:50.360 You good

00:03:51.000 Dude, all he's doing is slapping the dude

00:03:52.940 And the dude's so much bigger than he is

00:03:54.560 The dude's just like unfazed by it

00:03:56.380 That's why

00:03:57.360 I don't think

00:03:57.840 I don't think he was skilled whatsoever

00:03:59.420 No

00:04:00.220 He wasn't even trying to block

00:04:02.560 Like, his hands were like

00:04:04.040 There was no defense

00:04:05.560 Once he was actually getting tagged

00:04:07.300 He just let him do it

00:04:08.540 Oh, that was

00:04:09.260 Oh, God

00:04:09.820 Do you want to talk about that?

00:04:13.380 Does anyone care about that?

00:04:14.620 Sydney Sweeney?

00:04:15.680 I thought she

00:04:16.120 I mean, I thought she looked fine

00:04:18.180 In those pictures

00:04:18.980 I thought she looked disgusting

00:04:21.640 Can you guys hear me well?

00:04:23.580 I think I accidentally

00:04:24.320 Unlocked my shit good

00:04:25.540 I'm good now?

00:04:26.040 Yeah, you sound fine

00:04:27.220 Cool

00:04:27.580 Cool beans

00:04:29.220 I feel like every super hot chick

00:04:32.000 Is like 12 pounds away from being disgusting

00:04:34.220 Nah

00:04:37.760 Yeah, no, I know I'm the minority here

00:04:41.180 I'm just telling you that I'm right, though

00:04:42.740 You like them too thin

00:04:44.200 I need a little bit more

00:04:45.600 Every chick that you find to be a 10

00:04:47.500 Is 12 pounds away from perfect for me

00:04:49.460 Is the way to look at it

00:04:50.300 Exactly

00:04:50.700 Yeah

00:04:51.300 No, that's right

00:04:52.040 That's right

00:04:52.540 So, like

00:04:53.480 Which is perfect

00:04:54.240 Because you and I are not competing for women

00:04:56.340 No

00:04:56.860 It's ideal

00:04:57.140 Yeah, it's ideal

00:04:58.560 I go like

00:04:59.280 I fuck them

00:05:00.980 They start to eat a little bit too much

00:05:02.860 And I go

00:05:03.200 Hey, Jose

00:05:03.680 Here you go

00:05:04.420 Like, I don't want to compete against your kind

00:05:06.540 And you don't want to compete against my type

00:05:08.020 Exactly

00:05:08.380 I'd be like

00:05:09.140 Hey, go date Jose for a while

00:05:10.960 You need to get an eating disorder

00:05:12.120 Come talk to me in 18 months

00:05:14.140 I'd be competing for Jose's type of chick

00:05:17.980 But I'm skipping the pussy entirely

00:05:19.640 So

00:05:20.020 That's true

00:05:21.320 I'm out of the competition

00:05:22.800 Yeah

00:05:23.320 Clint's heavy

00:05:24.840 Your accusation at like

00:05:26.860 Not being able to pick your wife up

00:05:28.340 Like that on your shoulders

00:05:29.420 I was like

00:05:30.300 Dude

00:05:30.540 That pissed a lot of people off

00:05:32.120 Yeah

00:05:32.620 I mean

00:05:33.240 I wouldn't be able to do it

00:05:34.600 I'm short and weak

00:05:35.480 Jose, can you do that to your wife?

00:05:38.620 Yeah

00:05:38.860 He definitely can

00:05:40.060 I don't know

00:05:41.120 Jose is like a fucking gorilla

00:05:42.880 Who's the fat do you think my wife is?

00:05:45.200 I don't know

00:05:45.780 You like fat girls, right?

00:05:46.900 We've never seen your wife

00:05:47.760 No, my wife's not

00:05:48.380 I've shown you pictures of my wife

00:05:50.020 I think his wife is

00:05:50.980 I'm gonna fucking like

00:05:51.900 I'm gonna fucking dox

00:05:53.760 Picture dox my wife

00:05:55.280 I think Jose's wife is fairly small

00:05:57.860 Yeah

00:05:58.780 She's like

00:05:59.520 She's short

00:06:00.620 She's really short

00:06:01.640 Well, what are the rules?

00:06:02.780 Do you have to like

00:06:03.420 Because some of these guys were grabbing their girls

00:06:05.560 Just like this

00:06:06.260 And then going

00:06:06.780 Like, am I allowed to go

00:06:09.060 And then pick her up?

00:06:10.520 Yeah, yeah

00:06:10.880 Yeah, I think so

00:06:11.780 Because if I'm like arm locked

00:06:13.660 I can't pick my wife up

00:06:14.700 And put her on my shoulders

00:06:15.560 No, I couldn't do that either

00:06:17.140 I don't think I could

00:06:18.040 Maybe I could

00:06:18.780 I don't know

00:06:19.000 And my first job

00:06:20.060 I worked with a dude

00:06:21.880 Who was like a professional wife carrier

00:06:25.080 That's not a thing, Toad

00:06:28.740 Yes

00:06:29.120 No, even though

00:06:30.960 I don't know how someone could do that as a professional

00:06:32.780 Even though

00:06:33.100 Even though

00:06:33.500 Someone

00:06:34.340 You realize that someone at your work

00:06:36.300 Just made something up

00:06:37.240 And you've now told us about it?

00:06:38.800 No, he worked in software with me

00:06:40.060 But he was like an expert

00:06:41.320 He was like a champion wife carrier

00:06:43.720 He was entering wife carrying competitions

00:06:45.740 Yeah, you're just making stuff up

00:06:46.940 With his girlfriend

00:06:47.680 Yeah, he would

00:06:48.460 Competitively carry his girlfriend around

00:06:51.880 No, I'm not making it up

00:06:52.880 That's not a competition

00:06:54.000 That's not a thing

00:06:54.620 It is

00:06:54.960 Alright

00:06:55.900 Alright, if someone could Google it

00:06:57.360 I'd appreciate it

00:06:58.000 Because if that's a thing

00:06:58.880 We need to watch a video of it

00:07:00.500 That's a fucking

00:07:01.100 Right away

00:07:01.420 If we find videos of wife carrying

00:07:03.400 He might be in those videos

00:07:04.860 To be honest

00:07:05.500 Well, yeah

00:07:06.540 Because he's the world's best

00:07:08.200 According to you

00:07:08.800 Yeah, he might be

00:07:10.320 I don't know

00:07:10.760 He's won championships

00:07:12.340 I will say that

00:07:13.340 Oh, it actually is a thing

00:07:14.580 Yeah

00:07:15.400 I told you

00:07:17.800 You can compete in anything, man

00:07:21.020 Wife carrying

00:07:22.580 Alright

00:07:23.280 There's a Guinness world record for this

00:07:26.040 Yeah

00:07:26.780 The fuck

00:07:27.960 Who holds it?

00:07:31.460 He's not the Guinness record holder

00:07:33.440 He's not a Finnish guy

00:07:34.640 It'd be funny if it was just like

00:07:36.060 Toad's co-worker

00:07:37.460 That's the answer

00:07:39.020 To keep this as being

00:07:41.300 Having a tiny bitch of a wife

00:07:43.040 Yeah

00:07:43.960 Yeah

00:07:45.000 You gotta carry them across water

00:07:47.660 All different landscapes, man

00:07:49.340 Just dragging your nagging bitch

00:07:58.360 All over

00:07:58.780 That's like a really whack way to 69

00:08:03.340 She's just gotta sniff your ass

00:08:04.800 The whole time

00:08:05.360 It's more efficient that way

00:08:08.520 It's pretty chad

00:08:11.020 This is kind of cool, actually

00:08:14.400 This would be fucking pretty good workout

00:08:18.960 Dude, that would

00:08:20.260 Look at that fucking gut

00:08:21.800 That's like ideal power gut for this, though

00:08:25.520 Gives her a good little handle in there, you know

00:08:27.800 That's true

00:08:28.300 I actually really like that

00:08:32.360 I like the whole

00:08:33.340 You think that they do like a swingers thing afterward

00:08:35.800 Yeah, they just fuck each other's wives

00:08:37.780 For sure

00:08:38.540 It's like the Olympic village

00:08:39.840 They'd be like

00:08:40.740 Hey, bro

00:08:41.220 Mind if I carry your wife for a minute?

00:08:44.140 We should do a

00:08:45.760 Fuck each other's wives

00:08:47.080 We should do a sign up

00:08:48.700 And convince Cole to do that

00:08:50.120 To compete in that

00:08:51.020 Because I feel like

00:08:51.820 Dude, he would do great at that

00:08:53.340 We can get them excited about that

00:08:55.920 Like, I think the wife is just as excited

00:08:58.080 As the husband to do this

00:08:59.580 Like, she's training to like

00:09:01.000 Hold on upside down

00:09:01.880 Which is really not a big deal

00:09:03.040 No bullshit, though

00:09:03.960 I would never date a chick

00:09:05.060 I would never date a chick

00:09:06.140 That I couldn't pick up

00:09:08.480 And put on my shoulders

00:09:09.140 Wouldn't do it

00:09:10.540 I mean, my type is not ideal for that

00:09:12.640 But, like, I could still do it

00:09:14.720 Yeah, I mean, if I

00:09:15.480 If I had to, you know

00:09:17.000 Limit myself to that

00:09:17.920 I'd be limiting myself to midgets

00:09:19.760 Well, you could just get stronger, bro

00:09:23.240 Maybe that's what I need to do

00:09:24.280 Oh, yeah

00:09:24.680 That is an option, I guess

00:09:25.900 Look how fucking stoked she is

00:09:27.360 I mean, they're just having

00:09:28.460 The time of their lives

00:09:29.100 Yeah, it's a great date

00:09:30.640 Great date idea

00:09:31.500 Why is that guy dressed like a cow?

00:09:33.740 Did you see that?

00:09:34.300 He had udders

00:09:34.860 You saw that, right?

00:09:36.980 Yeah, this is Papa Smurf

00:09:38.080 The other guy had udders, dude

00:09:39.880 This is like a phenomenal sixth date, I think

00:09:44.220 I agree

00:09:45.820 Yo, yo, click homeboy's face

00:09:47.540 The one that was all strained

00:09:48.600 That was great

00:09:49.100 It's fucking weird, man

00:09:50.000 I like that guy

00:09:53.500 I keep thinking we're going to find a picture of my co-worker

00:09:55.720 Because how many people really do this?

00:09:57.420 Yeah, homeboy was lying to you, Doug

00:09:58.500 No, no, no

00:10:00.380 He's not the best

00:10:01.220 He would come up right away if he was the best

00:10:02.860 No, he had won, like

00:10:03.840 He had won multiple, like, championships

00:10:06.360 If he was renowned in this realm

00:10:08.360 His name would have already come up

00:10:10.340 Yeah

00:10:10.640 My brother's a firefighter

00:10:12.380 And I feel like

00:10:13.040 His wife's not exactly petite

00:10:15.640 But I still feel like he would crush at this

00:10:17.420 Probably

00:10:18.220 Yeah

00:10:19.140 Dude, he has to carry people out of, like, burning buildings

00:10:22.680 He could definitely do this

00:10:23.660 That should be part of the wife's carrying competition

00:10:24.900 She's pregnant with my second

00:10:26.680 What's it called?

00:10:29.420 Not a niece, nephew

00:10:30.420 But, like, the broad term

00:10:31.600 Is there a broad term?

00:10:34.140 No

00:10:34.540 Okay

00:10:35.640 Well, it's going to be my first nephew

00:10:37.420 I'm super excited

00:10:38.640 We're using gendered language here, man

00:10:40.720 Yeah

00:10:41.340 I've already got a niece

00:10:42.280 But now I have a nephew

00:10:43.120 And that's, like, so exciting

00:10:44.620 I think

00:10:46.700 Sorry, that was a genuine moment

00:10:48.540 I know we don't do those here

00:10:49.500 There was some TV show that actually came up

00:10:51.800 Oh

00:10:52.060 Like, some non-gender term for that

00:10:54.280 But I don't remember what it was

00:10:55.140 So I shared this in the group chat

00:10:57.200 And I was like, Toad, you need to do this

00:10:58.900 I want the audience to tell me

00:11:00.360 Am I right?

00:11:01.040 Should Toad be doing this?

00:11:01.900 Go ahead

00:11:02.140 You know I'm such a fool for you

00:11:06.520 You've got me

00:11:08.820 Grab, don't grab your finger

00:11:10.880 Do you have to let it linger?

00:11:16.520 Do you have to?

00:11:17.780 Do you have to?

00:11:19.100 Do you have to let it linger?

00:11:24.060 Yes

00:11:24.460 He should be doing that

00:11:26.020 This is

00:11:26.420 Yeah, but in my mind

00:11:27.840 I'm like

00:11:28.220 If I, like, try to actually

00:11:29.640 Sound like that dude does

00:11:31.500 I'm like

00:11:31.740 I'm not saying this right

00:11:32.820 I'm like

00:11:33.060 I'm ruining your mind

00:11:34.780 That's what you need to do

00:11:35.840 You're missing it though

00:11:37.000 You don't have to sound like that

00:11:38.220 But what I think you need to do is

00:11:39.860 Get like

00:11:40.740 So, Rife wants to pay for you to record some songs

00:11:43.720 Record the songs professionally

00:11:45.480 And then do a music video like that

00:11:47.360 Like on the train

00:11:48.140 Where you're just lip singing

00:11:49.400 To your song

00:11:50.620 Edit the video over it

00:11:52.680 It's perfect

00:11:54.180 I gotcha

00:11:55.140 That's what we want you to do

00:11:56.120 Okay

00:11:56.760 I understand

00:11:59.340 Can you do it?

00:12:00.920 Yeah

00:12:02.720 I can just see him

00:12:06.640 Just dancing to it

00:12:07.380 With a freak on a leash

00:12:08.880 Yeah

00:12:09.260 Yeah

00:12:09.740 Well, the thing about that one

00:12:12.280 Is like

00:12:12.580 I don't even know

00:12:13.240 Like how my mouth

00:12:14.520 Does that

00:12:16.260 So, like

00:12:16.780 To try to recreate it

00:12:17.700 Without like

00:12:18.200 Recreating the sound

00:12:19.360 You know what I mean?

00:12:19.740 To try to

00:12:20.120 Like lip sync

00:12:21.240 That is insane

00:12:22.120 But whatever

00:12:22.760 Yeah

00:12:23.040 Could you do the scat

00:12:24.320 Right now

00:12:24.720 Acapella?

00:12:27.640 I mean

00:12:28.440 Do it now

00:12:29.280 Maybe

00:12:29.600 Yeah

00:12:30.960 I would like

00:12:31.300 I would like

00:12:31.700 To see you do it

00:12:32.560 Yeah, do it

00:12:33.240 I would really like that

00:12:34.720 Why'd you do it all weird?

00:12:53.940 I don't know

00:12:55.820 I think you got nervous

00:12:59.160 I need to be like

00:12:59.940 In the music

00:13:01.080 Did you get nervous?

00:13:02.760 No

00:13:03.080 Did you sandbag yourself

00:13:04.760 Because you were nervous?

00:13:06.040 No

00:13:06.400 I think you did

00:13:07.720 I think you sandbagged yourself

00:13:08.520 Yeah

00:13:08.860 I got that

00:13:09.560 No

00:13:09.820 Yeah, you let me down

00:13:11.040 A little bit

00:13:11.460 That's fine

00:13:12.060 That's alright

00:13:13.700 Tyler says he doesn't have

00:13:14.820 The Hitler video

00:13:15.420 And that lets me down

00:13:16.840 A little bit

00:13:17.120 That's bullshit

00:13:17.560 Jeez

00:13:18.040 Alright, well

00:13:19.300 We can milk another

00:13:20.400 What are we going to talk about?

00:13:23.280 What do we got guys?

00:13:24.640 Alright, we did the boobie

00:13:25.720 We talked about femboys

00:13:28.120 Top, you've given up some muscle mess

00:13:30.740 I'm just going to say this

00:13:31.580 If you can't pick up your wife

00:13:33.800 Yeah, she can assist

00:13:34.900 She can jump

00:13:35.580 But like if you can't pick her up

00:13:37.320 And put her on your shoulders

00:13:38.000 You're going to have to hit the gym, brother

00:13:39.480 No, I can do it

00:13:41.720 It's just

00:13:42.100 It looked like

00:13:42.560 I don't know if you can, Top

00:13:44.180 He picked up his tiny girlfriend

00:13:47.000 Like arm straight

00:13:48.340 And just picked her straight up

00:13:49.680 Well, she was

00:13:50.300 I mean, she was so tiny though

00:13:51.960 It's like picking up my daughter

00:13:53.240 That's what I'm saying

00:13:53.720 I was like, I can't do that with my wife

00:13:55.340 Yeah, no, if your wife is that small

00:13:56.700 Like, you're probably a pedophile

00:13:58.360 But, you know

00:13:59.740 Or you're a pedophile

00:14:01.980 Or you're a chubby chaser

00:14:03.000 I thought that was a great bit

00:14:04.820 I know Josie didn't like it

00:14:05.980 But I thought it was fucking very clever

00:14:07.720 For me to do the age dynamics

00:14:09.340 And to rhyme it

00:14:10.000 Like, come on

00:14:10.960 I like that

00:14:12.480 It's weird

00:14:13.160 It was classic

00:14:13.760 I did enjoy that

00:14:14.980 It was hilarious

00:14:15.960 I feel like it might make a laniate

00:14:17.660 It might

00:14:18.740 Maybe not

00:14:19.060 Are we performing for laniates right now?

00:14:21.900 What was the video you were going to pull up, Tyler?

00:14:23.560 Play that

00:14:24.020 Whatever the fuck

00:14:24.420 Yeah, you never know

00:14:25.000 For the record

00:14:25.600 For the record, I never think about

00:14:27.160 Performing for the laniates

00:14:28.640 No, me neither

00:14:29.220 You never know what he's going to put in there

00:14:30.580 Yeah

00:14:31.320 The magic just happens

00:14:33.200 Yep

00:14:33.860 Yeah

00:14:34.080 Yeah

00:14:35.180 Let the laniate magic happen

00:14:37.240 Let's have a debate right now

00:14:39.140 Okay

00:14:39.480 You're the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler

00:14:40.760 I'm the dean of the Vienna

00:14:42.380 College of Art

00:14:43.800 Okay

00:14:44.160 Debate your way into college

00:14:45.720 Write to Auschwitz for you

00:14:46.800 What?

00:14:52.100 Dude

00:14:52.500 This actually

00:14:53.480 I actually ended up watching this interview

00:14:55.160 It was great

00:14:55.960 Was that Destiny?

00:14:57.440 It was Destiny and this Adam Friedland

00:14:58.960 This is the first time I had ever met

00:15:00.180 Or seen this Adam Friedland guy

00:15:01.620 I guess he was on Comptown

00:15:02.740 It was just funny

00:15:04.220 Because it was just him

00:15:05.760 Like, kind of that kind of humor

00:15:07.520 Fucking with Destiny the whole time

00:15:09.940 Almost demeaning him

00:15:11.320 And it's because

00:15:12.840 He's like more our generation

00:15:14.620 I guess

00:15:15.100 Adam Friedland

00:15:15.740 Whereas Destiny

00:15:16.720 Is more like the Zoomer shit

00:15:17.940 So he's a weird streamer stuff

00:15:19.820 So he like gave him shit about that

00:15:21.200 Well the weird thing is

00:15:22.320 Is that they're clearly the same age

00:15:23.760 Yeah

00:15:24.360 Like those two guys

00:15:25.280 Are the same age

00:15:25.760 But they do have different

00:15:26.740 Yeah

00:15:27.520 Different vibes

00:15:28.300 Like he's

00:15:29.520 Destiny's a product of the Zoomer generation

00:15:31.620 Like that's what

00:15:32.280 He went for the streamer shit

00:15:33.480 So

00:15:33.820 Yeah

00:15:35.940 Did you watch it Clint?

00:15:36.840 I haven't yet

00:15:38.360 I've heard good things

00:15:39.880 I saw you sharing clips

00:15:40.600 It was funny

00:15:41.180 Yeah, no

00:15:41.980 I've heard good things about it

00:15:43.260 And

00:15:43.540 Anytime

00:15:44.980 Destiny is being mocked

00:15:46.880 I

00:15:47.060 Tend to find that funny

00:15:48.580 So

00:15:48.900 I normally don't care about that

00:15:50.820 Just this

00:15:51.380 Some of the clips I saw

00:15:52.700 Were particularly funny

00:15:53.660 And I was like

00:15:54.380 This guy

00:15:55.260 Whoever this guy is

00:15:56.040 Has a good ear for comedy

00:15:57.600 He's like really getting

00:15:58.680 And I was like

00:15:59.480 This is rife for good shit

00:16:00.940 With Destiny

00:16:01.820 It reminds me of like

00:16:03.220 Behind Two Ferns

00:16:04.640 Alright

00:16:04.820 This is it

00:16:07.280 Found it

00:16:08.860 I'm holding out for a hero

00:16:15.640 Till the end of the night

00:16:17.420 He's gotta be strong

00:16:19.600 And he's gotta be fast

00:16:21.180 And he's gotta be fresh

00:16:22.740 From the fight

00:16:23.840 Yeah

00:16:26.040 I mean

00:16:26.900 The best part is

00:16:28.020 We've seen that video before

00:16:29.340 But we've never seen it

00:16:30.760 With that song

00:16:31.360 And we've never seen it

00:16:32.300 With a swastika glowing behind him

00:16:33.860 That would definitely be

00:16:35.080 Part of an intro

00:16:35.940 Yeah

00:16:36.300 It does elevate it to a new level

00:16:38.340 It's like putting a little bit of salt

00:16:39.800 Yeah, exactly

00:16:41.000 It's like

00:16:41.460 Bang

00:16:42.000 Do you think

00:16:44.340 That

00:16:45.120 This like

00:16:47.180 This genre

00:16:48.120 Of

00:16:48.880 Hitlerian

00:16:50.920 Iconography

00:16:52.220 Behind retards

00:16:53.980 Is like

00:16:54.460 Does it have staying power

00:16:55.620 Yeah

00:16:56.700 Always

00:16:57.680 I think it's what

00:16:58.400 The swastika

00:16:59.660 Was originally created for

00:17:01.140 It was never created

00:17:02.340 For like Nazis

00:17:03.080 And hating Jews

00:17:03.880 And shit

00:17:04.080 It's created specifically

00:17:05.180 For retarded people

00:17:06.080 So when it's put there

00:17:07.280 It matches up really nicely

00:17:08.400 Like it really belongs

00:17:09.340 It's actually backwards

00:17:10.820 Look at it

00:17:12.240 It has the right energy

00:17:13.100 That's for sure

00:17:13.820 Yeah

00:17:14.100 Like a retard

00:17:15.260 And like Hitler stuff

00:17:16.600 Like compliments each other

00:17:17.820 So well

00:17:18.300 It has staying power

00:17:19.140 It's like investing in gold

00:17:20.500 Crypto

00:17:21.380 It's

00:17:22.040 You're good

00:17:22.500 You're good

00:17:22.960 It's like buying Bitcoin early

00:17:24.800 Yeah

00:17:25.540 Oh, this is the other one

00:17:26.900 Oh, this is the other one

00:17:27.480 Look at the other one

00:17:39.320 He blocks them twice

00:17:47.040 How do you say midget in Spanish?

00:18:00.920 I don't know

00:18:01.440 Pequeño?

00:18:02.080 Pequeño y gigante

00:18:05.200 Futbol

00:18:06.060 This seems to be like

00:18:09.120 I hope this is a thing

00:18:10.580 Like fat dudes versus midgets

00:18:12.840 At various sports

00:18:14.300 Yeah

00:18:14.580 It's like I want retards

00:18:15.940 And Nazi shit

00:18:16.660 And I want fat dudes and midgets

00:18:18.000 Like

00:18:18.300 Yeah

00:18:18.900 That's the shit I want to watch

00:18:20.220 I really like that sport

00:18:21.920 That was a fun one

00:18:22.680 You could tell that guy was tired too

00:18:24.080 And you could tell he's like

00:18:24.860 Legit fat

00:18:25.560 He had black marks on his cheeks

00:18:27.460 From the diabetes

00:18:28.020 It would be interesting to see

00:18:28.960 How that played out

00:18:29.800 Like

00:18:30.200 Yeah, he had diabetes face

00:18:31.560 I think they'd do well

00:18:33.260 Out the gate

00:18:34.140 But I think they'd

00:18:34.860 They don't have the

00:18:35.620 I think they'd wear out quick

00:18:36.860 Yeah

00:18:38.100 But like if you just all

00:18:39.320 Stand up in front of the goal

00:18:40.360 The fucking midgets can't score

00:18:41.580 Yeah

00:18:42.340 That's actually true too

00:18:44.440 Yeah

00:18:44.640 Like you just

00:18:45.340 Like early

00:18:46.220 Early the fat dudes

00:18:47.240 Get a lead

00:18:47.740 You score two goals real quick

00:18:49.080 Because they can't fuck with you

00:18:49.940 You're enormous

00:18:50.620 And then you just go

00:18:51.560 Wall off the fucking goal

00:18:52.960 Until the game's over

00:18:53.900 Right

00:18:54.420 The fat dudes should win

00:18:55.580 Yeah

00:18:55.880 They just

00:18:56.680 Yeah

00:18:56.980 Just lie down in front of the goal

00:18:58.760 The midgets can't score

00:19:00.200 By the way

00:19:04.840 All of these videos are from me

00:19:06.260 Because I shared one

00:19:07.380 And I think the algo sense

00:19:08.600 Like oh

00:19:09.060 This dude loves retarded shit

00:19:10.540 And then it's like

00:19:11.340 Here's

00:19:12.040 Here's some more retarded shit

00:19:13.320 And I was just like

00:19:14.120 Bing, bing, bing

00:19:14.780 I just kept saying it to you guys

00:19:15.660 I was like

00:19:15.880 There's so much fun done shit right now

00:19:17.480 It's like a snowball effect

00:19:18.980 The algo

00:19:19.500 Like you watch one thing

00:19:21.040 It gives you more of it

00:19:21.820 And you just keep watching more of it

00:19:23.080 And then you're in

00:19:23.600 Like you're permanently stuck

00:19:25.460 In retard videos

00:19:26.260 I was stuck in fucking UFO land

00:19:28.360 For two weeks

00:19:29.340 I don't know if anybody else

00:19:30.480 But like I was just

00:19:31.120 Bum-harded with it

00:19:32.180 I'm still stuck

00:19:33.060 Wait, not nice guy says

00:19:34.500 Which team would Toad be playing for?

00:19:36.720 Dude, you almost got me earlier

00:19:38.380 Top one of your ones you shared

00:19:40.040 True

00:19:40.400 I was watching it

00:19:41.480 And I was like

00:19:41.840 Holy shit

00:19:42.740 That one is pretty fucking wild

00:19:44.960 And I looked in the

00:19:46.080 I was like

00:19:46.660 I was trying to figure out what it was

00:19:47.740 I'm like

00:19:48.060 I'm like

00:19:48.780 Man, what?

00:19:49.540 And then I looked in the comments

00:19:50.400 And someone was like

00:19:51.100 That's literally from a Halo video game

00:19:53.100 And I looked in it

00:19:54.260 And I like went back

00:19:55.140 And I was like

00:19:55.520 Oh fuck it is

00:19:56.840 It was exactly like

00:19:57.740 One of their like helicopters

00:19:58.660 But like one of the more realistic

00:19:59.820 Looking like shots

00:20:00.940 And I was like

00:20:01.480 Motherfucker

00:20:02.900 Like I said there

00:20:03.900 I shared that

00:20:04.820 And I was talking about the fucking

00:20:06.140 It's funny that they did this

00:20:07.820 Like as to

00:20:08.460 Try to make it dystopian

00:20:09.900 But really what's dystopian

00:20:11.140 Is the huge chemtrail

00:20:12.340 That's behind this fake

00:20:13.640 Drone that they put in the sky

00:20:15.380 I was like

00:20:15.600 That's fucking real

00:20:16.540 The chemtrail

00:20:17.220 That's just going through the sky

00:20:18.220 No one paying attention to that though

00:20:19.740 No problem

00:20:20.320 We're pushing 250 live

00:20:21.540 Over on Liberty Lockdown

00:20:22.400 Congrats gentlemen

00:20:23.080 We've done a great job

00:20:23.980 We did it

00:20:24.600 We did it guys

00:20:25.580 We did it

00:20:26.080 That's why we're doing this show

00:20:27.340 To fucking push over to

00:20:28.720 This will be our final video

00:20:30.740 Cooking with the nigga

00:20:31.960 Cooking with the nigga

00:20:33.520 Hey I bet our food

00:20:34.480 Can steal your nigga

00:20:35.340 First

00:20:35.780 We start off making

00:20:36.620 Watermelon chicken

00:20:37.380 We cut out the watermelon

00:20:38.600 Put it in some breadcrumbs

00:20:39.740 And let that bitch sizzle

00:20:40.640 That should guarantee

00:20:41.260 To make your nigga's mouth water

00:20:42.360 Next up

00:20:43.020 We got the chicken

00:20:44.000 The seasonings we're going to use today

00:20:45.480 Is Hennessy

00:20:46.440 Grape Kool-Aid

00:20:47.380 Flip that bitch over

00:20:48.320 And you know we can't forget

00:20:49.160 The black and milds

00:20:50.220 Afterwood I'm seasoning

00:20:51.120 Put that bitch in the oven

00:20:53.040 Let it cook

00:20:54.020 Voila

00:20:54.720 There she is

00:20:55.900 Sitting all pretty

00:20:56.680 Now it's time to cook up some cornbread

00:20:58.200 That yo nigga is for surely gonna love

00:20:59.720 Get some corn and bread

00:21:00.660 And start mixing it together

00:21:01.840 Once your bread is all mixed in with the corn

00:21:03.720 Go ahead and throw that in the microwave

00:21:05.200 And there we go

00:21:06.040 We got some fresh cornbread

00:21:07.180 Now you can't forget the hood drink

00:21:08.760 To make the special hood juice

00:21:10.100 You need Hennessy

00:21:11.100 Kool-Aid

00:21:11.800 Black and milds

00:21:13.000 And of course the watermelon nigga

00:21:14.720 Let that bitch up and get ready to sip

00:21:16.660 Now that it's all cooked

00:21:17.800 It's time to enjoy my nigga feast

00:21:19.440 That fried watermelon is bustin nigga

00:21:21.460 Oh my god

00:21:23.760 Yeah

00:21:26.580 We've reached a certain point in society

00:21:28.800 Where this is just like a normal thing

00:21:30.940 Did that go viral?

00:21:33.360 Is that just the thing that was like

00:21:34.160 Yep just another fucking

00:21:35.100 I don't know

00:21:36.540 I'll be honest

00:21:37.120 I didn't particularly find

00:21:38.460 I already watched it

00:21:39.180 I didn't particularly find it funny

00:21:40.080 I just found it kind of gross

00:21:41.300 But yeah

00:21:41.980 I mean I get the joke

00:21:42.640 I liked it

00:21:42.980 I don't know

00:21:43.980 I just liked his energy

00:21:45.740 More than the joke

00:21:47.280 He's funny

00:21:47.840 Yeah

00:21:48.520 What I like about it is that

00:21:50.340 It's like it's so stereotypical

00:21:51.580 That it almost doesn't even really get a reaction

00:21:53.540 Yeah

00:21:53.940 Because you're like yep

00:21:54.620 Yeah I get it

00:21:55.960 That's a black joke

00:21:56.960 It's like it's kind of

00:21:59.280 It is a little bit totish humor

00:22:00.700 But I still enjoy it

00:22:02.480 I was laughing

00:22:03.240 Yeah he's like

00:22:04.340 He's like

00:22:04.720 You put the fucking black and milds in here

00:22:07.180 He's like you gotta

00:22:08.620 You gotta baste the chicken with black and milds

00:22:10.680 And then he just pulls out a piece of fried chicken

00:22:12.560 Like everything he was doing

00:22:13.640 Is just obvious garbage

00:22:15.460 And then he brings out real food

00:22:16.480 The first time he did the black and mild

00:22:17.020 I was like that's funny

00:22:17.940 But then he did it once again

00:22:19.480 Another time

00:22:20.060 And then maybe even a third time

00:22:21.180 And I was like alright

00:22:22.060 It's too much

00:22:22.600 Too much black and mild

00:22:22.840 Yeah and then he mashes the corn

00:22:24.200 With the bread together

00:22:24.960 And then he pulls out actual corn bread

00:22:26.900 Yeah it's like

00:22:27.680 It's like he didn't know enough

00:22:29.020 Stereotypical shit about blacks

00:22:31.220 Yeah he needed to be more racist

00:22:32.980 He wasn't racist enough honestly

00:22:34.760 Yeah

00:22:35.140 He needed an endless shrimp

00:22:36.720 He needed to

00:22:37.240 He needs to actually take that Don

00:22:38.780 That was back there

00:22:39.440 And wash the chicken

00:22:40.200 Yeah he's like

00:22:40.740 Don't forget to wash your chicken nigga

00:22:42.820 Pistolero points out no chirp

00:22:44.680 They could have easily added a chirp

00:22:46.440 Yeah

00:22:46.460 That's a great point

00:22:47.680 He wasn't boiling fabuloso

00:22:49.500 To make it really smell better

00:22:50.680 It was tired humor

00:22:52.880 It was not well done

00:22:54.100 I'm sorry

00:22:54.640 It was not good

00:22:55.260 See

00:22:55.980 Already better

00:22:57.100 Anyways

00:23:00.020 Thank you guys so much

00:23:01.020 For tuning in to the penthouse

00:23:01.800 We love you very much

00:23:02.700 We will see you next Wednesday

00:23:03.780 Or not

00:23:04.400 Because it's Christmas Eve

00:23:05.500 Yeah

00:23:06.260 Maybe Thursday right

00:23:08.000 Thursday guys

00:23:08.860 Wait

00:23:09.620 I'm down

00:23:09.920 I can't do it

00:23:10.580 Christmas night

00:23:11.820 I can't do that

00:23:12.580 Wait

00:23:13.040 What do you do

00:23:14.140 Christmas night

00:23:14.720 Christmas morning

00:23:15.640 Is the time

00:23:16.160 Oh fucking

00:23:16.840 Oh shit

00:23:17.820 Wednesday is literally Christmas

00:23:19.440 Family party

00:23:21.020 I mean

00:23:21.920 I'm down

00:23:22.560 But I don't know

00:23:24.420 Maybe down

00:23:25.120 I don't know

00:23:25.720 Let's all do it

00:23:28.000 Let's all do it

00:23:28.020 And see if Toad shows up

00:23:28.780 Let's all do Christmas

00:23:29.480 Say fuck it

00:23:30.660 I've got to work around

00:23:33.580 My brother's hospital schedule

00:23:35.060 So we'll see what I

00:23:35.860 I won't be home

00:23:37.120 So

00:23:37.480 We'll figure it out people

00:23:39.700 Thursday probably

00:23:40.960 Just whatever

00:23:41.960 Whatever doesn't work for Toad

00:23:43.240 Let's plan on that

00:23:44.100 I agree

00:23:45.120 Alright

00:23:47.800 Thank you guys for tuning in

00:23:48.800 Love you very much

00:23:49.500 Merry Christmas

00:23:50.220 Merry Christmas

00:24:09.000 Merry Christmas

Tower Gang - February 17, 2025

Ep 208 - The Penthouse

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