Tower Gang - February 17, 2025


Ep 208 - The Penthouse

Topics
wife carrying competition
Hosted by
Clint Russell Toad Jose Galison Cole TopLobsta Layne Tyler (Janke)
Mentioned
Dude Anytime Destiny Andrew Tate Hitler Zoomer Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Hitlerian Iconography Behind Hennessy Kool-Aid Black Lockdown Congrats Sidney Sweeney Jeez Alright Papa Smurf Nah You Doug No Motherfucker Auschwitz Acapella Bitcoin Cooking Josie and 6 more
Ep 214 - The Penthouse Timeline Cleanse Ep 179

Episode Stats


Length

24 minutes

Words per minute

184.44

Word count

4,456

Sentence count

16

Harmful content

Misogyny

43

sentences flagged

Toxicity

243

sentences flagged

Hate speech

69

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by special guest and long time friend of the show, to talk about the NFL playoffs, the upcoming Superbowl, and much more.

Transcript

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00:00:12.340 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.020 Doing in the pet.
00:00:15.760 Yo, what up?
00:00:31.580 Oh, we're to the penthouse.
00:00:33.120 Okay, that's sick.
00:00:34.640 We're not doing the intro.
00:00:35.640 All right, that was the intro.
00:00:36.900 I like that.
00:00:37.860 That was the intro.
00:00:39.000 I'd like to watch that again, personally.
00:00:40.380 Yeah, that was pretty.
00:00:45.760 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.94
00:01:14.280 You guys are paying for this
00:01:22.280 Hold on, we gotta really fill out the mood
00:01:25.860 Oh my god
00:01:28.020 We can show whatever we want in the penthouse 0.99
00:01:30.220 Fucking Christmas spirit, baby 0.99
00:01:33.960 Dude, how old is that child? 1.00
00:01:37.360 He looks like a grown man 0.99
00:01:39.040 He has a fat titty 0.99
00:01:41.320 That kid looks literally like a little monkey 0.99
00:01:44.500 Hanging off her arm
00:01:45.500 It does, like she's not holding it
00:01:49.640 He's just kind of like 0.99
00:01:50.660 He's like a parasite 0.96
00:01:55.380 I feel like I'm just at a zoo right now 0.98
00:01:58.140 You know what I'm talking about
00:01:59.180 Like the little monkey babies that are like up the side
00:02:01.460 And just holding on
00:02:02.400 This is just a gorilla exhibit, man
00:02:05.420 Jesus, man
00:02:07.500 Toe, this is a serious question
00:02:09.800 When you see a titty like that 0.82
00:02:11.600 Even on her
00:02:12.940 Do you still go like
00:02:13.980 Was that a yeah?
00:02:16.080 Like, yeah?
00:02:16.860 Yeah, I'm intrigued
00:02:18.300 Yeah, I thought so
00:02:19.860 Yeah
00:02:20.760 You make me sick, Toad 0.88
00:02:24.080 I want to take the most 0.97
00:02:24.980 If she was like 1.00
00:02:25.940 Yo, I'll remove this little fucking homeboy 1.00
00:02:28.560 If you want to get on this 0.99
00:02:29.600 Would you be like, yeah?
00:02:31.700 Yeah, my mouth would be like a magnet
00:02:33.640 Like right onto that thing
00:02:35.000 Wow
00:02:35.800 I feel like we had a ton of good content
00:02:37.600 And the production check
00:02:38.340 What else we got?
00:02:39.120 We got some other good stuff 0.99
00:02:40.260 Dude, we got the fucking 0.99
00:02:41.660 That's what the penouts is for 1.00
00:02:42.440 We got the retard with the Nazi 0.99
00:02:43.820 The swastika 0.99
00:02:44.820 Yeah, yeah 0.97
00:02:45.580 We do a retard Nazi 1.00
00:02:46.520 Because we already did the Downs titty check 0.80
00:02:48.960 We did the Andrew Tate 0.98
00:02:50.720 Sleeping is gay 1.00
00:02:51.500 What else did we do? 0.97
00:02:52.280 We did a lot of the content in the show
00:02:54.160 But yeah
00:02:54.560 I think there was more
00:02:56.120 I will see people
00:02:57.440 Quote tweet Andrew Tate
00:02:59.220 And they'll be like 1.00
00:03:00.080 Is it fucking gay to sleep well? 1.00
00:03:02.900 And then it'll go viral 1.00
00:03:03.660 And you're like
00:03:04.300 Yeah
00:03:04.600 Like do you understand what Andrew's doing?
00:03:06.460 Do you understand?
00:03:07.360 And I feel like people don't understand
00:03:08.720 Yeah
00:03:09.460 He's being funny 0.53
00:03:11.420 We got nigger fights? 1.00
00:03:14.020 Yeah, back up 0.98
00:03:15.040 I'm gonna take the dude with the dark shirt
00:03:18.100 Deal
00:03:22.600 Deal
00:03:23.600 Deal
00:03:24.600 No way
00:03:26.120 Look at this 1.00
00:03:27.420 Look at this fucking leg 1.00
00:03:29.040 He's smacking this shit 1.00
00:03:31.700 Get the fuck out 1.00
00:03:33.580 Get the fuck out 1.00
00:03:35.220 Get him some hot shit, yo 1.00
00:03:36.240 Get him some hot shit 1.00
00:03:37.240 You know that 1.00
00:03:37.700 Get him some hot shit 1.00
00:03:38.800 Back, back, back 1.00
00:03:39.880 He was hot
00:03:40.380 Back, back
00:03:41.000 Back, back
00:03:42.500 Back, back
00:03:43.640 He was hot
00:03:44.320 He was hot
00:03:44.820 He was hot
00:03:45.520 He was hot
00:03:46.760 He was hot
00:03:46.960 He was hot 1.00
00:03:47.920 Damn, my nigga 1.00
00:03:48.540 Damn, my nigga 1.00
00:03:50.360 You good 1.00
00:03:51.000 Dude, all he's doing is slapping the dude 0.92
00:03:52.940 And the dude's so much bigger than he is
00:03:54.560 The dude's just like unfazed by it
00:03:56.380 That's why
00:03:57.360 I don't think
00:03:57.840 I don't think he was skilled whatsoever
00:03:59.420 No
00:04:00.220 He wasn't even trying to block
00:04:02.560 Like, his hands were like
00:04:04.040 There was no defense
00:04:05.560 Once he was actually getting tagged
00:04:07.300 He just let him do it
00:04:08.540 Oh, that was
00:04:09.260 Oh, God
00:04:09.820 Do you want to talk about that?
00:04:13.380 Does anyone care about that?
00:04:14.620 Sydney Sweeney?
00:04:15.680 I thought she
00:04:16.120 I mean, I thought she looked fine 0.99
00:04:18.180 In those pictures
00:04:18.980 I thought she looked disgusting 1.00
00:04:21.640 Can you guys hear me well?
00:04:23.580 I think I accidentally 0.98
00:04:24.320 Unlocked my shit good 0.99
00:04:25.540 I'm good now? 0.99
00:04:26.040 Yeah, you sound fine
00:04:27.220 Cool
00:04:27.580 Cool beans
00:04:29.220 I feel like every super hot chick
00:04:32.000 Is like 12 pounds away from being disgusting 0.96
00:04:34.220 Nah
00:04:37.760 Yeah, no, I know I'm the minority here
00:04:41.180 I'm just telling you that I'm right, though
00:04:42.740 You like them too thin
00:04:44.200 I need a little bit more
00:04:45.600 Every chick that you find to be a 10 1.00
00:04:47.500 Is 12 pounds away from perfect for me
00:04:49.460 Is the way to look at it
00:04:50.300 Exactly
00:04:50.700 Yeah
00:04:51.300 No, that's right
00:04:52.040 That's right
00:04:52.540 So, like
00:04:53.480 Which is perfect
00:04:54.240 Because you and I are not competing for women
00:04:56.340 No
00:04:56.860 It's ideal
00:04:57.140 Yeah, it's ideal
00:04:58.560 I go like 1.00
00:04:59.280 I fuck them 1.00
00:05:00.980 They start to eat a little bit too much 1.00
00:05:02.860 And I go
00:05:03.200 Hey, Jose
00:05:03.680 Here you go
00:05:04.420 Like, I don't want to compete against your kind 0.99
00:05:06.540 And you don't want to compete against my type
00:05:08.020 Exactly
00:05:08.380 I'd be like
00:05:09.140 Hey, go date Jose for a while 0.73
00:05:10.960 You need to get an eating disorder
00:05:12.120 Come talk to me in 18 months 0.99
00:05:14.140 I'd be competing for Jose's type of chick 1.00
00:05:17.980 But I'm skipping the pussy entirely 1.00
00:05:19.640 So 0.99
00:05:20.020 That's true
00:05:21.320 I'm out of the competition
00:05:22.800 Yeah
00:05:23.320 Clint's heavy
00:05:24.840 Your accusation at like
00:05:26.860 Not being able to pick your wife up
00:05:28.340 Like that on your shoulders
00:05:29.420 I was like
00:05:30.300 Dude
00:05:30.540 That pissed a lot of people off
00:05:32.120 Yeah
00:05:32.620 I mean
00:05:33.240 I wouldn't be able to do it
00:05:34.600 I'm short and weak
00:05:35.480 Jose, can you do that to your wife?
00:05:38.620 Yeah
00:05:38.860 He definitely can
00:05:40.060 I don't know 1.00
00:05:41.120 Jose is like a fucking gorilla 1.00
00:05:42.880 Who's the fat do you think my wife is? 1.00
00:05:45.200 I don't know 0.99
00:05:45.780 You like fat girls, right? 1.00
00:05:46.900 We've never seen your wife 0.99
00:05:47.760 No, my wife's not
00:05:48.380 I've shown you pictures of my wife
00:05:50.020 I think his wife is 0.99
00:05:50.980 I'm gonna fucking like 1.00
00:05:51.900 I'm gonna fucking dox 1.00
00:05:53.760 Picture dox my wife 1.00
00:05:55.280 I think Jose's wife is fairly small 0.99
00:05:57.860 Yeah
00:05:58.780 She's like
00:05:59.520 She's short 0.98
00:06:00.620 She's really short
00:06:01.640 Well, what are the rules?
00:06:02.780 Do you have to like
00:06:03.420 Because some of these guys were grabbing their girls 0.97
00:06:05.560 Just like this
00:06:06.260 And then going
00:06:06.780 Like, am I allowed to go
00:06:09.060 And then pick her up?
00:06:10.520 Yeah, yeah
00:06:10.880 Yeah, I think so
00:06:11.780 Because if I'm like arm locked
00:06:13.660 I can't pick my wife up 1.00
00:06:14.700 And put her on my shoulders
00:06:15.560 No, I couldn't do that either
00:06:17.140 I don't think I could
00:06:18.040 Maybe I could
00:06:18.780 I don't know
00:06:19.000 And my first job
00:06:20.060 I worked with a dude
00:06:21.880 Who was like a professional wife carrier 1.00
00:06:25.080 That's not a thing, Toad
00:06:28.740 Yes
00:06:29.120 No, even though
00:06:30.960 I don't know how someone could do that as a professional
00:06:32.780 Even though
00:06:33.100 Even though
00:06:33.500 Someone
00:06:34.340 You realize that someone at your work
00:06:36.300 Just made something up
00:06:37.240 And you've now told us about it?
00:06:38.800 No, he worked in software with me
00:06:40.060 But he was like an expert
00:06:41.320 He was like a champion wife carrier 1.00
00:06:43.720 He was entering wife carrying competitions
00:06:45.740 Yeah, you're just making stuff up
00:06:46.940 With his girlfriend
00:06:47.680 Yeah, he would
00:06:48.460 Competitively carry his girlfriend around 0.97
00:06:51.880 No, I'm not making it up
00:06:52.880 That's not a competition
00:06:54.000 That's not a thing
00:06:54.620 It is
00:06:54.960 Alright
00:06:55.900 Alright, if someone could Google it
00:06:57.360 I'd appreciate it
00:06:58.000 Because if that's a thing
00:06:58.880 We need to watch a video of it 0.99
00:07:00.500 That's a fucking 0.98
00:07:01.100 Right away 0.99
00:07:01.420 If we find videos of wife carrying 0.91
00:07:03.400 He might be in those videos
00:07:04.860 To be honest
00:07:05.500 Well, yeah
00:07:06.540 Because he's the world's best
00:07:08.200 According to you
00:07:08.800 Yeah, he might be
00:07:10.320 I don't know
00:07:10.760 He's won championships
00:07:12.340 I will say that
00:07:13.340 Oh, it actually is a thing
00:07:14.580 Yeah
00:07:15.400 I told you
00:07:17.800 You can compete in anything, man
00:07:21.020 Wife carrying 0.93
00:07:22.580 Alright
00:07:23.280 There's a Guinness world record for this
00:07:26.040 Yeah 0.99
00:07:26.780 The fuck 1.00
00:07:27.960 Who holds it? 1.00
00:07:31.460 He's not the Guinness record holder
00:07:33.440 He's not a Finnish guy 1.00
00:07:34.640 It'd be funny if it was just like
00:07:36.060 Toad's co-worker
00:07:37.460 That's the answer
00:07:39.020 To keep this as being 1.00
00:07:41.300 Having a tiny bitch of a wife 1.00
00:07:43.040 Yeah 1.00
00:07:43.960 Yeah
00:07:45.000 You gotta carry them across water
00:07:47.660 All different landscapes, man 1.00
00:07:49.340 Just dragging your nagging bitch 1.00
00:07:58.360 All over 1.00
00:07:58.780 That's like a really whack way to 69 1.00
00:08:03.340 She's just gotta sniff your ass 1.00
00:08:04.800 The whole time 1.00
00:08:05.360 It's more efficient that way
00:08:08.520 It's pretty chad
00:08:11.020 This is kind of cool, actually 0.92
00:08:14.400 This would be fucking pretty good workout 0.93
00:08:18.960 Dude, that would 1.00
00:08:20.260 Look at that fucking gut 1.00
00:08:21.800 That's like ideal power gut for this, though 1.00
00:08:25.520 Gives her a good little handle in there, you know 1.00
00:08:27.800 That's true
00:08:28.300 I actually really like that
00:08:32.360 I like the whole
00:08:33.340 You think that they do like a swingers thing afterward 1.00
00:08:35.800 Yeah, they just fuck each other's wives 1.00
00:08:37.780 For sure 1.00
00:08:38.540 It's like the Olympic village
00:08:39.840 They'd be like
00:08:40.740 Hey, bro
00:08:41.220 Mind if I carry your wife for a minute? 0.99
00:08:44.140 We should do a 1.00
00:08:45.760 Fuck each other's wives 1.00
00:08:47.080 We should do a sign up 1.00
00:08:48.700 And convince Cole to do that
00:08:50.120 To compete in that
00:08:51.020 Because I feel like
00:08:51.820 Dude, he would do great at that
00:08:53.340 We can get them excited about that
00:08:55.920 Like, I think the wife is just as excited
00:08:58.080 As the husband to do this
00:08:59.580 Like, she's training to like
00:09:01.000 Hold on upside down
00:09:01.880 Which is really not a big deal 0.77
00:09:03.040 No bullshit, though 0.97
00:09:03.960 I would never date a chick 1.00
00:09:05.060 I would never date a chick 1.00
00:09:06.140 That I couldn't pick up
00:09:08.480 And put on my shoulders
00:09:09.140 Wouldn't do it
00:09:10.540 I mean, my type is not ideal for that
00:09:12.640 But, like, I could still do it
00:09:14.720 Yeah, I mean, if I
00:09:15.480 If I had to, you know
00:09:17.000 Limit myself to that
00:09:17.920 I'd be limiting myself to midgets 1.00
00:09:19.760 Well, you could just get stronger, bro
00:09:23.240 Maybe that's what I need to do
00:09:24.280 Oh, yeah
00:09:24.680 That is an option, I guess 0.97
00:09:25.900 Look how fucking stoked she is 1.00
00:09:27.360 I mean, they're just having 0.98
00:09:28.460 The time of their lives
00:09:29.100 Yeah, it's a great date
00:09:30.640 Great date idea
00:09:31.500 Why is that guy dressed like a cow?
00:09:33.740 Did you see that? 0.99
00:09:34.300 He had udders
00:09:34.860 You saw that, right?
00:09:36.980 Yeah, this is Papa Smurf
00:09:38.080 The other guy had udders, dude
00:09:39.880 This is like a phenomenal sixth date, I think
00:09:44.220 I agree
00:09:45.820 Yo, yo, click homeboy's face
00:09:47.540 The one that was all strained
00:09:48.600 That was great 0.98
00:09:49.100 It's fucking weird, man 0.90
00:09:50.000 I like that guy 0.99
00:09:53.500 I keep thinking we're going to find a picture of my co-worker
00:09:55.720 Because how many people really do this?
00:09:57.420 Yeah, homeboy was lying to you, Doug
00:09:58.500 No, no, no
00:10:00.380 He's not the best
00:10:01.220 He would come up right away if he was the best
00:10:02.860 No, he had won, like
00:10:03.840 He had won multiple, like, championships
00:10:06.360 If he was renowned in this realm
00:10:08.360 His name would have already come up
00:10:10.340 Yeah
00:10:10.640 My brother's a firefighter
00:10:12.380 And I feel like
00:10:13.040 His wife's not exactly petite 0.99
00:10:15.640 But I still feel like he would crush at this
00:10:17.420 Probably
00:10:18.220 Yeah
00:10:19.140 Dude, he has to carry people out of, like, burning buildings
00:10:22.680 He could definitely do this
00:10:23.660 That should be part of the wife's carrying competition 1.00
00:10:24.900 She's pregnant with my second 1.00
00:10:26.680 What's it called?
00:10:29.420 Not a niece, nephew
00:10:30.420 But, like, the broad term
00:10:31.600 Is there a broad term?
00:10:34.140 No
00:10:34.540 Okay
00:10:35.640 Well, it's going to be my first nephew
00:10:37.420 I'm super excited
00:10:38.640 We're using gendered language here, man
00:10:40.720 Yeah
00:10:41.340 I've already got a niece
00:10:42.280 But now I have a nephew
00:10:43.120 And that's, like, so exciting
00:10:44.620 I think
00:10:46.700 Sorry, that was a genuine moment
00:10:48.540 I know we don't do those here
00:10:49.500 There was some TV show that actually came up
00:10:51.800 Oh
00:10:52.060 Like, some non-gender term for that
00:10:54.280 But I don't remember what it was
00:10:55.140 So I shared this in the group chat
00:10:57.200 And I was like, Toad, you need to do this
00:10:58.900 I want the audience to tell me
00:11:00.360 Am I right?
00:11:01.040 Should Toad be doing this?
00:11:01.900 Go ahead 0.99
00:11:02.140 You know I'm such a fool for you 1.00
00:11:06.520 You've got me 1.00
00:11:08.820 Grab, don't grab your finger
00:11:10.880 Do you have to let it linger?
00:11:16.520 Do you have to?
00:11:17.780 Do you have to?
00:11:19.100 Do you have to let it linger?
00:11:24.060 Yes
00:11:24.460 He should be doing that
00:11:26.020 This is
00:11:26.420 Yeah, but in my mind
00:11:27.840 I'm like
00:11:28.220 If I, like, try to actually
00:11:29.640 Sound like that dude does
00:11:31.500 I'm like
00:11:31.740 I'm not saying this right
00:11:32.820 I'm like
00:11:33.060 I'm ruining your mind
00:11:34.780 That's what you need to do
00:11:35.840 You're missing it though
00:11:37.000 You don't have to sound like that
00:11:38.220 But what I think you need to do is
00:11:39.860 Get like
00:11:40.740 So, Rife wants to pay for you to record some songs
00:11:43.720 Record the songs professionally
00:11:45.480 And then do a music video like that
00:11:47.360 Like on the train
00:11:48.140 Where you're just lip singing
00:11:49.400 To your song
00:11:50.620 Edit the video over it
00:11:52.680 It's perfect
00:11:54.180 I gotcha
00:11:55.140 That's what we want you to do
00:11:56.120 Okay
00:11:56.760 I understand
00:11:59.340 Can you do it?
00:12:00.920 Yeah
00:12:02.720 I can just see him
00:12:06.640 Just dancing to it
00:12:07.380 With a freak on a leash
00:12:08.880 Yeah
00:12:09.260 Yeah
00:12:09.740 Well, the thing about that one
00:12:12.280 Is like
00:12:12.580 I don't even know
00:12:13.240 Like how my mouth
00:12:14.520 Does that
00:12:16.260 So, like
00:12:16.780 To try to recreate it
00:12:17.700 Without like
00:12:18.200 Recreating the sound
00:12:19.360 You know what I mean?
00:12:19.740 To try to
00:12:20.120 Like lip sync
00:12:21.240 That is insane
00:12:22.120 But whatever
00:12:22.760 Yeah
00:12:23.040 Could you do the scat
00:12:24.320 Right now
00:12:24.720 Acapella?
00:12:27.640 I mean
00:12:28.440 Do it now
00:12:29.280 Maybe
00:12:29.600 Yeah
00:12:30.960 I would like
00:12:31.300 I would like
00:12:31.700 To see you do it
00:12:32.560 Yeah, do it
00:12:33.240 I would really like that
00:12:34.720 Why'd you do it all weird?
00:12:53.940 I don't know
00:12:55.820 I think you got nervous
00:12:59.160 I need to be like
00:12:59.940 In the music
00:13:01.080 Did you get nervous?
00:13:02.760 No
00:13:03.080 Did you sandbag yourself
00:13:04.760 Because you were nervous?
00:13:06.040 No
00:13:06.400 I think you did
00:13:07.720 I think you sandbagged yourself
00:13:08.520 Yeah
00:13:08.860 I got that
00:13:09.560 No
00:13:09.820 Yeah, you let me down
00:13:11.040 A little bit
00:13:11.460 That's fine
00:13:12.060 That's alright
00:13:13.700 Tyler says he doesn't have
00:13:14.820 The Hitler video 0.82
00:13:15.420 And that lets me down
00:13:16.840 A little bit 0.99
00:13:17.120 That's bullshit 1.00
00:13:17.560 Jeez 0.99
00:13:18.040 Alright, well
00:13:19.300 We can milk another
00:13:20.400 What are we going to talk about?
00:13:23.280 What do we got guys?
00:13:24.640 Alright, we did the boobie
00:13:25.720 We talked about femboys 1.00
00:13:28.120 Top, you've given up some muscle mess
00:13:30.740 I'm just going to say this
00:13:31.580 If you can't pick up your wife 0.99
00:13:33.800 Yeah, she can assist 0.99
00:13:34.900 She can jump 0.99
00:13:35.580 But like if you can't pick her up
00:13:37.320 And put her on your shoulders 0.90
00:13:38.000 You're going to have to hit the gym, brother
00:13:39.480 No, I can do it
00:13:41.720 It's just
00:13:42.100 It looked like
00:13:42.560 I don't know if you can, Top
00:13:44.180 He picked up his tiny girlfriend
00:13:47.000 Like arm straight
00:13:48.340 And just picked her straight up
00:13:49.680 Well, she was
00:13:50.300 I mean, she was so tiny though
00:13:51.960 It's like picking up my daughter
00:13:53.240 That's what I'm saying
00:13:53.720 I was like, I can't do that with my wife
00:13:55.340 Yeah, no, if your wife is that small 1.00
00:13:56.700 Like, you're probably a pedophile 1.00
00:13:58.360 But, you know 1.00
00:13:59.740 Or you're a pedophile 1.00
00:14:01.980 Or you're a chubby chaser 1.00
00:14:03.000 I thought that was a great bit
00:14:04.820 I know Josie didn't like it 0.95
00:14:05.980 But I thought it was fucking very clever 0.58
00:14:07.720 For me to do the age dynamics 0.89
00:14:09.340 And to rhyme it
00:14:10.000 Like, come on
00:14:10.960 I like that
00:14:12.480 It's weird
00:14:13.160 It was classic
00:14:13.760 I did enjoy that
00:14:14.980 It was hilarious
00:14:15.960 I feel like it might make a laniate
00:14:17.660 It might
00:14:18.740 Maybe not
00:14:19.060 Are we performing for laniates right now?
00:14:21.900 What was the video you were going to pull up, Tyler?
00:14:23.560 Play that 0.99
00:14:24.020 Whatever the fuck 0.99
00:14:24.420 Yeah, you never know 0.99
00:14:25.000 For the record
00:14:25.600 For the record, I never think about
00:14:27.160 Performing for the laniates
00:14:28.640 No, me neither
00:14:29.220 You never know what he's going to put in there
00:14:30.580 Yeah
00:14:31.320 The magic just happens
00:14:33.200 Yep
00:14:33.860 Yeah
00:14:34.080 Yeah
00:14:35.180 Let the laniate magic happen
00:14:37.240 Let's have a debate right now
00:14:39.140 Okay
00:14:39.480 You're the Fuhrer Adolf Hitler 0.81
00:14:40.760 I'm the dean of the Vienna
00:14:42.380 College of Art
00:14:43.800 Okay
00:14:44.160 Debate your way into college
00:14:45.720 Write to Auschwitz for you 0.99
00:14:46.800 What?
00:14:52.100 Dude
00:14:52.500 This actually
00:14:53.480 I actually ended up watching this interview
00:14:55.160 It was great
00:14:55.960 Was that Destiny?
00:14:57.440 It was Destiny and this Adam Friedland
00:14:58.960 This is the first time I had ever met
00:15:00.180 Or seen this Adam Friedland guy
00:15:01.620 I guess he was on Comptown
00:15:02.740 It was just funny
00:15:04.220 Because it was just him
00:15:05.760 Like, kind of that kind of humor 0.97
00:15:07.520 Fucking with Destiny the whole time 0.98
00:15:09.940 Almost demeaning him 0.99
00:15:11.320 And it's because
00:15:12.840 He's like more our generation 0.96
00:15:14.620 I guess
00:15:15.100 Adam Friedland
00:15:15.740 Whereas Destiny 1.00
00:15:16.720 Is more like the Zoomer shit 0.97
00:15:17.940 So he's a weird streamer stuff 0.99
00:15:19.820 So he like gave him shit about that 0.73
00:15:21.200 Well the weird thing is 0.99
00:15:22.320 Is that they're clearly the same age
00:15:23.760 Yeah
00:15:24.360 Like those two guys
00:15:25.280 Are the same age 0.53
00:15:25.760 But they do have different
00:15:26.740 Yeah
00:15:27.520 Different vibes
00:15:28.300 Like he's
00:15:29.520 Destiny's a product of the Zoomer generation 1.00
00:15:31.620 Like that's what 0.99
00:15:32.280 He went for the streamer shit 0.99
00:15:33.480 So 0.99
00:15:33.820 Yeah
00:15:35.940 Did you watch it Clint?
00:15:36.840 I haven't yet
00:15:38.360 I've heard good things
00:15:39.880 I saw you sharing clips
00:15:40.600 It was funny
00:15:41.180 Yeah, no
00:15:41.980 I've heard good things about it
00:15:43.260 And
00:15:43.540 Anytime
00:15:44.980 Destiny is being mocked
00:15:46.880 I
00:15:47.060 Tend to find that funny
00:15:48.580 So
00:15:48.900 I normally don't care about that
00:15:50.820 Just this
00:15:51.380 Some of the clips I saw
00:15:52.700 Were particularly funny
00:15:53.660 And I was like
00:15:54.380 This guy
00:15:55.260 Whoever this guy is
00:15:56.040 Has a good ear for comedy
00:15:57.600 He's like really getting
00:15:58.680 And I was like 1.00
00:15:59.480 This is rife for good shit 0.99
00:16:00.940 With Destiny 0.99
00:16:01.820 It reminds me of like
00:16:03.220 Behind Two Ferns
00:16:04.640 Alright
00:16:04.820 This is it
00:16:07.280 Found it
00:16:08.860 I'm holding out for a hero
00:16:15.640 Till the end of the night
00:16:17.420 He's gotta be strong
00:16:19.600 And he's gotta be fast
00:16:21.180 And he's gotta be fresh
00:16:22.740 From the fight
00:16:23.840 Yeah
00:16:26.040 I mean
00:16:26.900 The best part is
00:16:28.020 We've seen that video before
00:16:29.340 But we've never seen it
00:16:30.760 With that song
00:16:31.360 And we've never seen it
00:16:32.300 With a swastika glowing behind him 0.52
00:16:33.860 That would definitely be
00:16:35.080 Part of an intro
00:16:35.940 Yeah
00:16:36.300 It does elevate it to a new level
00:16:38.340 It's like putting a little bit of salt
00:16:39.800 Yeah, exactly
00:16:41.000 It's like
00:16:41.460 Bang 0.60
00:16:42.000 Do you think
00:16:44.340 That
00:16:45.120 This like
00:16:47.180 This genre
00:16:48.120 Of
00:16:48.880 Hitlerian 0.91
00:16:50.920 Iconography
00:16:52.220 Behind retards 1.00
00:16:53.980 Is like
00:16:54.460 Does it have staying power
00:16:55.620 Yeah
00:16:56.700 Always
00:16:57.680 I think it's what
00:16:58.400 The swastika 0.91
00:16:59.660 Was originally created for
00:17:01.140 It was never created
00:17:02.340 For like Nazis 0.98
00:17:03.080 And hating Jews 1.00
00:17:03.880 And shit 1.00
00:17:04.080 It's created specifically 1.00
00:17:05.180 For retarded people 0.98
00:17:06.080 So when it's put there
00:17:07.280 It matches up really nicely
00:17:08.400 Like it really belongs
00:17:09.340 It's actually backwards
00:17:10.820 Look at it
00:17:12.240 It has the right energy
00:17:13.100 That's for sure
00:17:13.820 Yeah 0.98
00:17:14.100 Like a retard 1.00
00:17:15.260 And like Hitler stuff 0.98
00:17:16.600 Like compliments each other
00:17:17.820 So well
00:17:18.300 It has staying power
00:17:19.140 It's like investing in gold
00:17:20.500 Crypto
00:17:21.380 It's
00:17:22.040 You're good
00:17:22.500 You're good
00:17:22.960 It's like buying Bitcoin early
00:17:24.800 Yeah
00:17:25.540 Oh, this is the other one
00:17:26.900 Oh, this is the other one
00:17:27.480 Look at the other one
00:17:39.320 He blocks them twice
00:17:47.040 How do you say midget in Spanish?
00:18:00.920 I don't know
00:18:01.440 Pequeño?
00:18:02.080 Pequeño y gigante
00:18:05.200 Futbol
00:18:06.060 This seems to be like
00:18:09.120 I hope this is a thing 0.98
00:18:10.580 Like fat dudes versus midgets 1.00
00:18:12.840 At various sports 0.87
00:18:14.300 Yeah
00:18:14.580 It's like I want retards 1.00
00:18:15.940 And Nazi shit 1.00
00:18:16.660 And I want fat dudes and midgets 1.00
00:18:18.000 Like 0.99
00:18:18.300 Yeah 1.00
00:18:18.900 That's the shit I want to watch 1.00
00:18:20.220 I really like that sport 1.00
00:18:21.920 That was a fun one
00:18:22.680 You could tell that guy was tired too
00:18:24.080 And you could tell he's like 0.84
00:18:24.860 Legit fat 0.72
00:18:25.560 He had black marks on his cheeks
00:18:27.460 From the diabetes
00:18:28.020 It would be interesting to see
00:18:28.960 How that played out
00:18:29.800 Like
00:18:30.200 Yeah, he had diabetes face
00:18:31.560 I think they'd do well
00:18:33.260 Out the gate
00:18:34.140 But I think they'd
00:18:34.860 They don't have the
00:18:35.620 I think they'd wear out quick
00:18:36.860 Yeah
00:18:38.100 But like if you just all
00:18:39.320 Stand up in front of the goal 1.00
00:18:40.360 The fucking midgets can't score 1.00
00:18:41.580 Yeah 1.00
00:18:42.340 That's actually true too
00:18:44.440 Yeah
00:18:44.640 Like you just
00:18:45.340 Like early 0.97
00:18:46.220 Early the fat dudes 0.83
00:18:47.240 Get a lead 0.91
00:18:47.740 You score two goals real quick 1.00
00:18:49.080 Because they can't fuck with you 1.00
00:18:49.940 You're enormous 1.00
00:18:50.620 And then you just go 1.00
00:18:51.560 Wall off the fucking goal 0.99
00:18:52.960 Until the game's over 1.00
00:18:53.900 Right 0.97
00:18:54.420 The fat dudes should win 1.00
00:18:55.580 Yeah 0.99
00:18:55.880 They just
00:18:56.680 Yeah
00:18:56.980 Just lie down in front of the goal
00:18:58.760 The midgets can't score 1.00
00:19:00.200 By the way
00:19:04.840 All of these videos are from me
00:19:06.260 Because I shared one
00:19:07.380 And I think the algo sense
00:19:08.600 Like oh 1.00
00:19:09.060 This dude loves retarded shit 1.00
00:19:10.540 And then it's like 1.00
00:19:11.340 Here's 1.00
00:19:12.040 Here's some more retarded shit 1.00
00:19:13.320 And I was just like 1.00
00:19:14.120 Bing, bing, bing
00:19:14.780 I just kept saying it to you guys
00:19:15.660 I was like 0.99
00:19:15.880 There's so much fun done shit right now 0.99
00:19:17.480 It's like a snowball effect 0.97
00:19:18.980 The algo
00:19:19.500 Like you watch one thing
00:19:21.040 It gives you more of it
00:19:21.820 And you just keep watching more of it
00:19:23.080 And then you're in
00:19:23.600 Like you're permanently stuck
00:19:25.460 In retard videos 1.00
00:19:26.260 I was stuck in fucking UFO land 0.99
00:19:28.360 For two weeks 0.99
00:19:29.340 I don't know if anybody else
00:19:30.480 But like I was just
00:19:31.120 Bum-harded with it
00:19:32.180 I'm still stuck
00:19:33.060 Wait, not nice guy says
00:19:34.500 Which team would Toad be playing for?
00:19:36.720 Dude, you almost got me earlier
00:19:38.380 Top one of your ones you shared
00:19:40.040 True
00:19:40.400 I was watching it
00:19:41.480 And I was like 1.00
00:19:41.840 Holy shit 1.00
00:19:42.740 That one is pretty fucking wild 0.99
00:19:44.960 And I looked in the 0.98
00:19:46.080 I was like
00:19:46.660 I was trying to figure out what it was
00:19:47.740 I'm like
00:19:48.060 I'm like
00:19:48.780 Man, what?
00:19:49.540 And then I looked in the comments
00:19:50.400 And someone was like
00:19:51.100 That's literally from a Halo video game
00:19:53.100 And I looked in it
00:19:54.260 And I like went back
00:19:55.140 And I was like 0.99
00:19:55.520 Oh fuck it is 0.99
00:19:56.840 It was exactly like 0.99
00:19:57.740 One of their like helicopters
00:19:58.660 But like one of the more realistic
00:19:59.820 Looking like shots
00:20:00.940 And I was like 0.99
00:20:01.480 Motherfucker 0.99
00:20:02.900 Like I said there 1.00
00:20:03.900 I shared that 0.99
00:20:04.820 And I was talking about the fucking 0.98
00:20:06.140 It's funny that they did this 0.99
00:20:07.820 Like as to
00:20:08.460 Try to make it dystopian
00:20:09.900 But really what's dystopian
00:20:11.140 Is the huge chemtrail
00:20:12.340 That's behind this fake
00:20:13.640 Drone that they put in the sky
00:20:15.380 I was like 0.99
00:20:15.600 That's fucking real 0.99
00:20:16.540 The chemtrail 0.98
00:20:17.220 That's just going through the sky
00:20:18.220 No one paying attention to that though
00:20:19.740 No problem
00:20:20.320 We're pushing 250 live
00:20:21.540 Over on Liberty Lockdown
00:20:22.400 Congrats gentlemen
00:20:23.080 We've done a great job
00:20:23.980 We did it
00:20:24.600 We did it guys
00:20:25.580 We did it
00:20:26.080 That's why we're doing this show 0.98
00:20:27.340 To fucking push over to 0.97
00:20:28.720 This will be our final video 1.00
00:20:30.740 Cooking with the nigga 1.00
00:20:31.960 Cooking with the nigga 1.00
00:20:33.520 Hey I bet our food 1.00
00:20:34.480 Can steal your nigga 1.00
00:20:35.340 First 0.99
00:20:35.780 We start off making
00:20:36.620 Watermelon chicken
00:20:37.380 We cut out the watermelon
00:20:38.600 Put it in some breadcrumbs 1.00
00:20:39.740 And let that bitch sizzle 1.00
00:20:40.640 That should guarantee 1.00
00:20:41.260 To make your nigga's mouth water 1.00
00:20:42.360 Next up 0.80
00:20:43.020 We got the chicken
00:20:44.000 The seasonings we're going to use today
00:20:45.480 Is Hennessy
00:20:46.440 Grape Kool-Aid 1.00
00:20:47.380 Flip that bitch over 1.00
00:20:48.320 And you know we can't forget 1.00
00:20:49.160 The black and milds 0.93
00:20:50.220 Afterwood I'm seasoning 1.00
00:20:51.120 Put that bitch in the oven 1.00
00:20:53.040 Let it cook 1.00
00:20:54.020 Voila
00:20:54.720 There she is
00:20:55.900 Sitting all pretty
00:20:56.680 Now it's time to cook up some cornbread
00:20:58.200 That yo nigga is for surely gonna love
00:20:59.720 Get some corn and bread
00:21:00.660 And start mixing it together
00:21:01.840 Once your bread is all mixed in with the corn
00:21:03.720 Go ahead and throw that in the microwave 0.99
00:21:05.200 And there we go
00:21:06.040 We got some fresh cornbread
00:21:07.180 Now you can't forget the hood drink
00:21:08.760 To make the special hood juice
00:21:10.100 You need Hennessy
00:21:11.100 Kool-Aid
00:21:11.800 Black and milds 0.91
00:21:13.000 And of course the watermelon nigga 1.00
00:21:14.720 Let that bitch up and get ready to sip 1.00
00:21:16.660 Now that it's all cooked 1.00
00:21:17.800 It's time to enjoy my nigga feast 0.82
00:21:19.440 That fried watermelon is bustin nigga 1.00
00:21:21.460 Oh my god 0.70
00:21:23.760 Yeah
00:21:26.580 We've reached a certain point in society
00:21:28.800 Where this is just like a normal thing
00:21:30.940 Did that go viral?
00:21:33.360 Is that just the thing that was like 1.00
00:21:34.160 Yep just another fucking 0.99
00:21:35.100 I don't know 1.00
00:21:36.540 I'll be honest
00:21:37.120 I didn't particularly find
00:21:38.460 I already watched it
00:21:39.180 I didn't particularly find it funny
00:21:40.080 I just found it kind of gross
00:21:41.300 But yeah
00:21:41.980 I mean I get the joke
00:21:42.640 I liked it
00:21:42.980 I don't know
00:21:43.980 I just liked his energy
00:21:45.740 More than the joke
00:21:47.280 He's funny
00:21:47.840 Yeah
00:21:48.520 What I like about it is that
00:21:50.340 It's like it's so stereotypical
00:21:51.580 That it almost doesn't even really get a reaction
00:21:53.540 Yeah
00:21:53.940 Because you're like yep
00:21:54.620 Yeah I get it 0.88
00:21:55.960 That's a black joke 1.00
00:21:56.960 It's like it's kind of
00:21:59.280 It is a little bit totish humor
00:22:00.700 But I still enjoy it
00:22:02.480 I was laughing
00:22:03.240 Yeah he's like
00:22:04.340 He's like 1.00
00:22:04.720 You put the fucking black and milds in here 1.00
00:22:07.180 He's like you gotta 1.00
00:22:08.620 You gotta baste the chicken with black and milds
00:22:10.680 And then he just pulls out a piece of fried chicken
00:22:12.560 Like everything he was doing 0.99
00:22:13.640 Is just obvious garbage 0.97
00:22:15.460 And then he brings out real food 0.99
00:22:16.480 The first time he did the black and mild
00:22:17.020 I was like that's funny
00:22:17.940 But then he did it once again
00:22:19.480 Another time
00:22:20.060 And then maybe even a third time
00:22:21.180 And I was like alright
00:22:22.060 It's too much
00:22:22.600 Too much black and mild
00:22:22.840 Yeah and then he mashes the corn
00:22:24.200 With the bread together
00:22:24.960 And then he pulls out actual corn bread
00:22:26.900 Yeah it's like
00:22:27.680 It's like he didn't know enough 1.00
00:22:29.020 Stereotypical shit about blacks 1.00
00:22:31.220 Yeah he needed to be more racist 1.00
00:22:32.980 He wasn't racist enough honestly
00:22:34.760 Yeah
00:22:35.140 He needed an endless shrimp
00:22:36.720 He needed to
00:22:37.240 He needs to actually take that Don
00:22:38.780 That was back there
00:22:39.440 And wash the chicken
00:22:40.200 Yeah he's like
00:22:40.740 Don't forget to wash your chicken nigga 1.00
00:22:42.820 Pistolero points out no chirp
00:22:44.680 They could have easily added a chirp
00:22:46.440 Yeah
00:22:46.460 That's a great point
00:22:47.680 He wasn't boiling fabuloso
00:22:49.500 To make it really smell better
00:22:50.680 It was tired humor
00:22:52.880 It was not well done
00:22:54.100 I'm sorry
00:22:54.640 It was not good
00:22:55.260 See
00:22:55.980 Already better
00:22:57.100 Anyways
00:23:00.020 Thank you guys so much
00:23:01.020 For tuning in to the penthouse
00:23:01.800 We love you very much
00:23:02.700 We will see you next Wednesday
00:23:03.780 Or not
00:23:04.400 Because it's Christmas Eve
00:23:05.500 Yeah
00:23:06.260 Maybe Thursday right
00:23:08.000 Thursday guys
00:23:08.860 Wait
00:23:09.620 I'm down
00:23:09.920 I can't do it
00:23:10.580 Christmas night
00:23:11.820 I can't do that
00:23:12.580 Wait
00:23:13.040 What do you do
00:23:14.140 Christmas night
00:23:14.720 Christmas morning
00:23:15.640 Is the time 0.99
00:23:16.160 Oh fucking 0.99
00:23:16.840 Oh shit 1.00
00:23:17.820 Wednesday is literally Christmas 1.00
00:23:19.440 Family party
00:23:21.020 I mean
00:23:21.920 I'm down
00:23:22.560 But I don't know
00:23:24.420 Maybe down
00:23:25.120 I don't know
00:23:25.720 Let's all do it
00:23:28.000 Let's all do it
00:23:28.020 And see if Toad shows up
00:23:28.780 Let's all do Christmas 1.00
00:23:29.480 Say fuck it 1.00
00:23:30.660 I've got to work around 1.00
00:23:33.580 My brother's hospital schedule
00:23:35.060 So we'll see what I
00:23:35.860 I won't be home
00:23:37.120 So
00:23:37.480 We'll figure it out people
00:23:39.700 Thursday probably
00:23:40.960 Just whatever
00:23:41.960 Whatever doesn't work for Toad
00:23:43.240 Let's plan on that
00:23:44.100 I agree
00:23:45.120 Alright
00:23:47.800 Thank you guys for tuning in
00:23:48.800 Love you very much
00:23:49.500 Merry Christmas
00:23:50.220 Merry Christmas
00:24:09.000 Merry Christmas