Tower Gang - Ep 214 - The Penthouse

00:00:00.000 what's up guys top lops are coming at you um we're doing things a little bit differently here

00:00:04.960 on tower gang so our release that we would usually release the full episode we're not doing that uh

00:00:10.580 anytime soon there'll be a little bit of a waiting period instead we're gonna give you an old penthouse

00:00:16.880 that's our post show and uh you can go and chew on that these like 20 to 30 minutes uh after the

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00:00:36.820 slash tower gang is where you can go um so yeah you'll be getting this now and in a couple of days

00:00:43.920 to a week we'll be releasing the main regular episode to you poor people uh if you want to

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00:00:58.820 some people join in higher levels there's discounts and shit like that we're adding more things as we go 0.74

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00:01:11.360 backstage access mailbag all kinds of things like that and uh we will catch you next week

00:01:18.340 and until then enjoy yeah enjoy this show this was like two weeks ago i don't even remember what

00:01:23.040 we spoke about but uh episode 214 this is the post show so go ahead check that out and uh we'll see you 0.97

00:01:30.440 soon bye faggots 1.00

00:01:31.960 it was a military black hawk helicopter black hawk helicopter black hawk helicopter black hawk yeah 0.99

00:01:58.560 black hawk the video is insane you just see like you just see this like a little light and a bigger

00:02:03.060 light and then it just goes like you can see they have video of it yeah it was a dc load yeah they

00:02:10.460 exploded dude like there's a so there's probably yeah can we show a video of it well there was like 0.98

00:02:16.280 the helicopter exploded i think not the plane the fucking shit right there's kobe bryant's pilot 0.99

00:02:21.580 so he's just flying in and uh something flies in front of him or something you can see it right 0.99

00:02:27.160 there on the left and then watch oh jesus it blows up it blows up wait what i didn't see the

00:02:37.420 you can see here there's a little light on the side there's like the little boom

00:02:40.920 is the i think the helicopter flew into is that normal like first who was it the helicopter pilot

00:02:49.520 or the plane that would be the tower's fault that would almost certainly be tower's fault

00:02:53.900 tower that's not good that's not good it's such an understood

00:02:58.520 i mean somebody said not good at all

00:03:01.240 i love i love like not good at all

00:03:05.200 this is such a devastating event someone needs to be able to who cares honestly like we were at

00:03:11.300 the point at this you and i should look into it oh yeah this is oh yeah no dude this was all

00:03:17.520 clint yeah oh this is the other one yeah this is an f-16 or an f-35 crashing is this the most

00:03:25.040 those are the planes i worked on right there that kicks you with this not would you consider that

00:03:28.420 crashing or just kind of it just fell i mean that's still a crash yeah what was it just it was you're

00:03:34.180 saying that it was levitating and then it just turned off and fell like that he ejected he ejected

00:03:38.660 yeah nobody died you can see you can see you can see him powers are down he ejected

00:03:42.920 if the engines there's a malfunction you stall out and you just fall so you don't you wouldn't you

00:03:49.620 don't think a plane would fall like this like if in in the direction it's going it's just it runs

00:03:53.880 out of gas and it goes and falls well it depends yeah like if you've lost all engine power i think

00:03:59.820 he would just spiral out of the sky eventually you could see there was there was that's like

00:04:04.300 a regular plane can glide i'm not sure that the f-35s can because they they require so much lift

00:04:08.700 because they're tiny yeah okay but i'm guessing i'm not a pilot this is also like like watching i

00:04:15.820 mean how much are those f-35s how much do they cost like bajillions yeah it's like is this like one of

00:04:22.140 like like a video of like the most uh money lost in my yeah it happens a year they'll lose the plane

00:04:29.900 at least once a year it seems like like a f-35 like that yeah it's the newer the plane is the more it

00:04:36.140 up they have usually they crash it yeah for real like it's seriously like the the jet i was talking

00:04:40.940 about in the for the foreground of that video is a jet i worked on it's from like the 40s or some 0.97

00:04:45.180 shit it's fucking reliable as shit like because they've worked out all the kinks they know all the 1.00

00:04:49.260 safety stuff the things like the f-35s shit like that break all the time to a hundred and two 1.00

00:04:54.780 million yeah i guess a hundred million nailed it all right a hunt a hundred milli just went 0.74

00:05:00.700 like you just watch it's a small country's gdp yeah yeah he's like i'm gonna crash it in alaska

00:05:07.900 or the entire nation or continent of africa yeah exactly what's what i'd rather that

00:05:14.940 disappear in that one plane though oh speaking of africa this is fun i went into makeup i had

00:05:20.940 no idea what to expect i got a new nose i got new eyes i got bushy eyebrows a thick mustache i got

00:05:29.100 glasses and voila come on i was a white guy it felt strange it's like i was curious

00:05:35.420 you know people were very willing even in the bitter cold they rolled down their windows

00:05:51.020 thank you by the way if you go back a second that guy also looks like a white uh black guy

00:05:55.820 dress up as a white guy yeah this guy right yeah they're all fake you know people were very willing

00:06:01.980 even in the bitter cold they rolled down the windows right there by the way excuse me where's depaul

00:06:06.460 university uh-huh i didn't feel i was a threat they didn't feel i was a threat okay thank you he

00:06:15.340 didn't feel like he was a threat because he was white i love that he puts on literally just makeup and

00:06:20.060 he goes like i don't like a tough one they just buzzed me right on up i no longer feel so much

00:06:26.220 aggression when i went into makeup but coming back as a black normally when i see white people

00:06:30.700 things were a little more difficult about the very same doorman i couldn't get in hey stop

00:06:36.140 i said no colors allowed no okay we're gonna try this one today as a black girl same corner same 0.70

00:06:55.260 guy different reactions excuse me sir excuse me can you roll your window down he said no can i hold a

00:07:02.380 dollar can you roll your window down sir can i hold a please please how do i get to depaul ladies how

00:07:08.860 do i get to depaul help a nigga out excuse me sir you don't belong at depaul university i mean his 1.00

00:07:16.700 energy sucks when he's back to being black yeah he's literally no but he said it he said he felt like 0.99

00:07:22.380 safer or or felt uh he felt he was less violent less violent as a white guy so it's not a danger 0.99

00:07:28.620 wow there was only one other black man on the bus hey is that the guy from um the chernobyl series

00:07:38.140 oh this is great he got off on 45th street they all celebrate

00:07:42.060 yeah

00:07:51.580 yeah that's exactly how it's like that is the guy from the chernobyl

00:07:57.660 that's how i do

00:08:04.540 the cocktails come out

00:08:05.980 the problem was much more serious than i'd ever imagined now let me get this straight mr uh

00:08:18.380 mr white you guys are 50 000 from my bank but you have no collateral you have no credit you don't

00:08:26.300 even have any id is that correct that's right mr white i'm sorry this is not a charity this is a

00:08:35.820 business uh harry why don't you uh take your break now i'll take care of uh mr white 0.86

00:08:45.340 okay who's making the fart noises as they get up

00:08:49.500 the chair that was a close one

00:08:52.380 you know what i just realized i just realized that that for my entire life they've been issuing

00:09:07.340 anti-white propaganda that is extraordinarily similar to like anti-jewish propaganda 0.57

00:09:14.460 like it's almost the same thing you just like white people white people just create like oh you

00:09:19.260 just go into a bank and you're a white guy and they just give you a loan it's like that's none 0.53

00:09:22.220 of this is true oh when the black guy gets off the bus everybody celebrates honestly when the black 0.98

00:09:26.300 guy gets no i do do that everybody goes you could feel it you could feel the the tension in the air

00:09:32.460 well i've never been on public transportation so i'll take your word for it i take it all the time

00:09:36.540 man and if there are no blacks on my particular train car it's party time that was clint's whole 0.97

00:09:40.780 career by the way that that thing with the bank that was clint's whole career it was just him

00:09:44.220 that like people coming in and he see a white guy and he'd be like dude i got you don't worry about

00:09:47.580 it bro you want the blacks who give like a super predatory loan you know no no no you don't you 0.97

00:09:57.020 don't lend money to black people honestly god like it's a foreclosure in waiting well yeah but then 1.00

00:10:01.500 they sell that debt off to somebody else you know so like whatever you know they're not going to pay 0.97

00:10:05.100 like they're only going to make it like what a few months like come on who cares what are you losing 0.97

00:10:08.940 here but they literally had to make a law to get banks to lend money to black people because black 0.99

00:10:14.380 people the default rate is astronomical that's what i'm saying black don't crack 1.00

00:10:22.540 i mean it's it's so skewed because it is harder for black people to get home loans so like but if 0.94

00:10:28.940 you to just if you could just have them getting as many loans as white people it would be like 0.92

00:10:33.900 probably 50 times the default rate of white people yeah it's great 100 this is it's i mean look at the 0.99

00:10:40.940 intro to the fucking tower gang i'm saying oh a lot of this should i say about black people 0.99

00:10:44.940 is going to bite me in the ass and i'm like i was only telling the truth though all the stuff we saw 0.99

00:10:48.620 in the video of that black dude dressing up as a white person was 100 true there's really no way around 0.99

00:10:54.380 it like the 30-year car loans i still see some of those uh videos it's higher rates of mortgage

00:11:01.420 defaults yeah oh oh i love that they have discrimination they have faced higher rates 0.97

00:11:07.420 of mortgage default no no you don't face that you didn't pay your fucking mortgage exactly just 0.93

00:11:13.580 it happened to them they didn't cause it it was just something we need equity in the housing default 0.80

00:11:18.460 market this is partly due to historical injustices no it's not once once you already have the loan

00:11:24.700 you're not facing an injustice you've got you knew your budget you knew your income

00:11:28.460 yeah you're the one that took out a loan i had hidden my budget that's why i'm budgeting

00:11:33.100 sharkisha had a good job at the dmv but somebody looked at her the wrong day one day and she had 0.99

00:11:38.220 her long nails on and she said i ain't about it today and she jumped the fence and she fucked that 1.00

00:11:43.660 customer up although the customer wasn't even talking at her he wasn't even looking at her and 0.99

00:11:47.580 then she got fired then she defaulted well this was the third time this happened by the way the first

00:11:51.580 two times they slid it under the rug you know like that's yes it's a tale as old as time some would 0.98

00:11:56.300 say this shit listen i've i've already lived so i'm saying it's all true we've lived it even the 0.99

00:12:00.460 black guy knew he was like i put on this white face paint i felt a lot safer even from myself 1.00

00:12:05.020 and he's his whole demeanor he's like hey friendly neighbor can you tell me how to get to doll street

00:12:09.900 and they're like yeah he looked like ned flanders he said he said i knew i wasn't dangerous they knew

00:12:14.140 i wasn't dangerous that's what he said yeah once i put this nigga face back on i was dangerous for 0.99

00:12:18.940 sure well yo i started shooting motherfuckers this is what i'm talking about when he walked in the 1.00

00:12:23.100 building the first time as the white guy he goes yes i've got a friend upstairs i'd like to go 1.00

00:12:26.780 check on them and then when he gets there the next time and he's black again he goes he goes yo i got

00:12:30.860 one of my partners upstairs can i go you know check on him and then he's like no

00:12:36.780 he literally said partner i was like yeah my partner yeah you know you're not welcome in my

00:12:41.100 building partner get the out of here the guy in the car he goes yo yo roll down your window and the

00:12:47.420 white guy's like no and he drives away he's like no don't tell me to roll down my window 0.87

00:12:51.100 you're a black dude especially if he had just spoke to them like he was when he was in white 0.80

00:12:54.540 face and just said excuse me do you can you point me in the direction of humboldt or whatever the 0.98

00:12:58.060 college he was going to to paul should we mandate white face i mean we mandated masks 0.91

00:13:05.660 and usually they were and they kind of were white they're mostly usually were i think there's a better

00:13:09.500 scientific argument here for this i see no it was mandated yeah mandate white face or we can mandate uh 0.95

00:13:15.900 fucking keeps keep it's actually kind of weird they were white when they were n95s i don't even know what 0.96

00:13:20.860 top said because you stepped on him too i said i just said uh we could mandate white face or we 0.99

00:13:25.500 can mandate uh keep black people six feet away from me either one will work it's one of the two your 0.92

00:13:30.860 choice all right going back to that that one guy i've been social distancing even once they lifted the

00:13:36.060 lockdown you know what i'm saying why do we keep showing this comment it's not because i still be

00:13:40.060 no because i still get those those are so those videos are so funny and i still see them of like the the

00:13:45.900 it'll be a black dude always you were using that as you were using as a segue when you kept bringing

00:13:50.380 it up to try to go i would not necessarily say went to but it was just it had to do with loans but

00:13:55.340 those videos are so funny people of these guys anyway uh which way modern man i hate this question

00:14:03.820 it's a good question your girl you bang your girl you bang your girlfriend's body always your mom 1.00

00:14:09.020 switches your mom yeah it doesn't matter that's your mom's spirit you're having sex with your 1.00

00:14:14.060 mother dude yeah yeah that's weird dude i hate both i hate this so much and i understand i'm 1.00

00:14:19.820 fucking my mom's body can you get my like no i'm fucking the girlfriend's body the girlfriend's body 1.00

00:14:26.140 but your mom's in you because you can trick your mind that way yeah i guess i gotta go this is why 1.00

00:14:32.220 the mom's body no no because yeah you you your girlfriend's body you your girlfriend's body i 0.59

00:14:37.740 know your mom is in there but you won't have to have the vision the vision in your head forever of

00:14:43.580 you but you're going to say anything tell her shut the up you can see your mom again i know i know yeah

00:14:48.700 would you rather shut up mom and let me would you rather see would you rather see your mom in the body 1.00

00:14:52.860 in the body that you that body or just see your mom and be like okay but i my my wife's girlfriend's 0.97

00:14:58.380 body but the problem is you both know and like you have to live no no no no that's not true because

00:15:03.100 if you your mother's body then your mom never knows yes exactly yes but you know i would much

00:15:08.060 rather the reverse if you're yeah i wouldn't know your mom and your girlfriend's body then it's not

00:15:12.780 like she's gonna know forever like you that's a thing you know forever but at least at least only you

00:15:18.460 has to deal with the up like it's only you that has to deal with the trauma of having like i don't

00:15:22.780 care what she's supposed to be proud of me i don't care what she has to go through i can't imagine

00:15:27.260 looking at my mom for the rest of my life and being like i that like the body but you could

00:15:31.580 look at your mom the rest of your life and know that no no but she knows that but that's a mental

00:15:36.940 thing not a visual thing like it's just it's just a theoretical so much worse no it's not worse

00:15:42.700 when this life ends when this life ends what do you take with you the body or the soul okay i 0.95

00:15:49.020 understand that but for this whole time this is stupid cool no for the salt no okay so you're saying 1.00

00:15:54.940 you're gonna like fuck your mom the more i'm thinking about this the more it makes sense because 0.99

00:15:59.420 one one of these ends up with two people traumatized one ends up with one person traumatized 1.00

00:16:05.260 i don't think i think but the thing about this right and it's you but the trauma the trauma is not

00:16:10.060 equal okay just so you know just so you know cole what you're voting for is that you're going to drill 0.92

00:16:15.500 liz which you don't even enjoy doing in the first place yes and it's going to be your mom's

00:16:20.140 soul behind those eyes what if your mom what if your mom's in liz's body and she gives a better 1.00

00:16:25.180 blowjob than liz she actually does like the only because i am i am the hardest the only way i do 0.99

00:16:32.940 this is if like the only way i did them did my mom is if i like know she's gonna die if that's like a 0.97

00:16:37.340 part of the hypothetical like literally she dies dude that's the only way there's no after life right 0.57

00:16:40.700 jose yeah after we when we die we die that's it right what's more just the idea that i don't have to

00:16:44.860 see her again i'm sorry acknowledge that that happened here's here's the other part of this do you think 0.99

00:16:49.660 you can get your dick up by seeing your mom naked no exactly you would not be able to do it this is 0.99

00:16:58.300 so well then you just have to go down because it's still because because because i understand like 1.00

00:17:04.540 you would have to disassociate from the mental and only think about the the visual i don't know that

00:17:09.500 would be hard i feel like it'd be harder to get it get bricked up that way it'd be hard knowing that

00:17:14.860 actually seeing the knowing that it's them in there and that like this is like i don't and like

00:17:19.580 knowing and you have to see how they're reacting their body language everything like you know

00:17:26.540 here follow me here guys this is a this is a tricky one but if you want to get it up 0.98

00:17:29.980 to get to bang your mom 0.88

00:17:31.180 that's what i'm talking about right there daddy you do anything just think about albert pool holes 0.98

00:17:40.140 when you're doing it i'm sorry but there's no way you could look at your mom's body and be like 1.00

00:17:44.940 i can even with viagra your dick would your dick would go like it wouldn't happen and you're a 1.00

00:17:50.700 motherfucker and then your your wife who's in that body has to be trying to dirty talk you to get 1.00

00:17:56.620 you hard and but it's your mom's voice dirty talking oh yeah oh prime river about that i would 1.00

00:18:05.340 just have to be like close my eyes be like shut the up you couldn't no you couldn't do it there's 0.99

00:18:10.380 no way it'd be so much worse these are both awful i still i still stand by visual is i think your head 0.96

00:18:16.300 i understand it does suck that the the mental part of it of like yes technically i can get over the

00:18:21.180 visual i think i could actually get over the visual there's no way over after a while it'll go away

00:18:25.180 after a while i mean i'll still be there a little bit but have you ever seen your have you ever

00:18:28.140 seen your parents naked of course i have okay has that visual gone away yeah i don't i don't like 0.67

00:18:34.860 vividly recall my mom's naked body you weirdo what kind of question is that oh did you forget

00:18:42.540 yes of course i just recall it happened and vaguely like no there's a human form it's not like 0.96

00:18:46.380 i just like it's like a mom's taste like burn in my brain like yeah weirdo is your mom hot cold no 0.99

00:18:54.380 are you sure how do you how would you know i mean yeah that's a kind of weird thing to say but like

00:18:59.900 i don't think she is show us a picture of her no dude send it send it in the chat no i mean technically 0.84

00:19:07.900 you follow you like you're friends with me on facebook like you can oh that's right we can just

00:19:12.140 look okay let's see do not pull up her do not pull her up on the street like i'm not gonna pull

00:19:17.020 up in the stream but we're gonna we're gonna make a fair judgment here all right cool i'm not gonna

00:19:21.900 say your last name i was gonna i was gonna say like the the guys at the mother issues thing uh toad

00:19:27.900 would be the type of to be like he'd do this and he'd choose his mom body just so he could breastfeed 1.00

00:19:31.900 again like that would be to like he would have again she never let me in the first place exactly

00:19:37.180 you would come back it's why i am how i am sister's not hot no she's like six feet tall jesus christ

00:19:49.100 impossible i'm trying to see these photos i don't see any photos oh wait wait wait no my mom

00:19:53.980 what what in row dude my mom's like 70 years old dude your mom's 70 yeah that's wild you are old

00:20:04.700 though i can't find any pictures cole you can't be better that's fine all right are you looking at 1.00

00:20:10.220 just my facebook that i'd never get on yeah yeah just your facebook oh you're an idiot all right 1.00

00:20:15.100 well guys cole would fuck his mom so just keep that in mind uh i changed my mind for the record top top 1.00

00:20:21.100 swayed me uh with with the soul argument yeah it's soul versus whole is basically this at first i was 0.99

00:20:27.420 just disgusted by the question and wouldn't even really think about it but then clint i think is

00:20:31.260 what kind of really i was like oh like yeah you're right like that's around the table around the table

00:20:39.180 you think you can get it up for your mom's body just go around the table can you do it no easily bro

00:20:43.180 i mean

00:20:48.940 no not particularly not only can i get it up for my mom's body but all of your mother's bodies

00:20:53.340 but the thing is as we know we're all like economics people here it's always compared to what

00:20:59.420 and compared to the other option i don't really feel like it's that really that much we're talking

00:21:04.140 about a marginal difference the difference between whether you can get bricked up and she's hot as 1.00

00:21:07.660 fuck yeah this is easy peasy bro all right see you guys next week 0.97

00:21:27.660 oh 0.99

Tower Gang - February 13, 2025

Ep 214 - The Penthouse

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