Tower Gang - February 06, 2025


Ep 215 - Department of Podcast Efficiency


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 32 minutes

Words per Minute

209.5955

Word Count

19,286

Sentence Count

1,510

Misogynist Sentences

137

Hate Speech Sentences

269


Summary

It's Wednesday and we are working at breakneck speed for you people. We have so much pee and poo on the table for you guys that we have to get it all done in one sitting. Today we talk about black people in prison, the future penis of the future, and transhumanism.


Transcript

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00:00:12.400 Hashtag make a play.
00:00:15.060 It's top of a game.
00:00:16.460 Let's say it's not a slugger.
00:00:18.620 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison,
00:00:23.020 where do they keep coming from?
00:00:24.400 They are basically farm equipment.
00:00:26.040 That's crazy.
00:00:26.580 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
00:00:30.960 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
00:00:36.440 Let's go straight up to Israel.
00:00:40.200 I'm not even fucking kidding.
00:00:45.760 I go by the gut, baby. I shoot from the hips.
00:00:47.980 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
00:00:51.360 I've just only said the truth.
00:00:52.920 The next cock up is a very nice cock.
00:00:58.500 Because it would hurt.
00:00:59.680 I wouldn't be able to take it.
00:01:03.520 It's not what this show is about.
00:01:05.420 This shit is retarded.
00:01:06.240 Topic number one, go.
00:01:12.100 Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:01:13.180 Oh, that's right.
00:01:13.760 We're running two topics, right?
00:01:15.480 Fuck.
00:01:15.960 We're just starting like that.
00:01:17.760 The topic number one should be toad is just super pissed.
00:01:20.020 Because if we ever do anything outside of start exactly at 9-11, he is...
00:01:25.080 No, no.
00:01:25.680 Cole, Cole, Cole.
00:01:27.020 None of this bullshit.
00:01:27.840 We're not even doing mailbag.
00:01:29.400 We're doing a future penis.
00:01:30.420 I showed up 26 minutes ago.
00:01:33.140 All right.
00:01:33.460 Future penis.
00:01:34.620 Let's go.
00:01:35.580 Future penis.
00:01:36.480 Fuck Mark Vestabil.
00:01:38.040 All right.
00:01:38.240 Okay.
00:01:38.520 Future penis.
00:01:39.460 I'll pull everything up.
00:01:42.580 Welcome to Tower Gang.
00:01:43.440 It's Wednesday.
00:01:43.980 Hi.
00:01:44.520 It's Wednesday.
00:01:45.560 And we are working at breakneck speed for you people.
00:01:50.380 We have been efficient.
00:01:51.580 We are fucking moving through the system.
00:01:53.580 This is Tower Gang lightning round.
00:01:55.140 We have so much pee-pee-poo-poo on the table for you guys that now we're just going to go through it quick.
00:02:02.920 And we're getting it all done.
00:02:03.740 All right.
00:02:04.140 Topic number one.
00:02:05.240 Experts predict what the penis of the future could look and feel like.
00:02:10.460 Before I click on this link, do we want to guess what it might look and feel like?
00:02:14.980 I'm going to guess what it's going to look like.
00:02:16.480 Because of all the immigrants, brown, for one.
00:02:19.100 It's going to be brown penis.
00:02:19.820 It'll be bigger, right, if it's darker.
00:02:21.460 Short, skinny.
00:02:22.180 No, because we're not necessarily all getting black people over here.
00:02:24.520 It's a lot of Indians.
00:02:26.280 It's going to be small and efficient.
00:02:28.660 We're all going to get Troon dicks where you can pump them up.
00:02:31.560 Oh, that's a good idea.
00:02:33.240 They're all neo-penises.
00:02:34.540 I was thinking it would be atrophied almost into a clit-sized dick.
00:02:38.440 Just because people are not having kids.
00:02:41.180 No, dog.
00:02:41.640 Hold on.
00:02:42.280 Cole, click that picture.
00:02:43.920 Make it bigger.
00:02:44.760 Do I have to rate this for Cocktober?
00:02:46.720 This is so dumb.
00:02:47.660 Okay.
00:02:47.800 No, because based off of evolution, it's the people that aren't having sex are irrelevant
00:02:53.040 for the dick of the future.
00:02:54.340 So the only people that are having sex, it's their dicks that will craft the dick of the
00:02:58.620 future.
00:02:59.740 That's what I think the dick of the future will look like.
00:03:01.660 It'll have a little clitoris teaser on it.
00:03:03.960 It's just going to be like, it's not that big.
00:03:06.100 Maybe a little butthole teaser on the bottom too.
00:03:07.520 Transhumanist Cock.
00:03:08.380 Yeah.
00:03:08.680 Yeah.
00:03:08.880 It's going to be a transhumanist.
00:03:10.300 This is going to be like a sex toy.
00:03:11.180 It's literally going to be the most perverted thing.
00:03:13.580 Like, bitches only want like crazy shit.
00:03:15.360 Like it, it goes in your vagina, but it also goes in your ass at the same time.
00:03:19.100 That's like the feeling.
00:03:19.680 Be honest though.
00:03:20.100 Be honest though.
00:03:20.680 It stimulates your clit at the same time too.
00:03:21.560 If you can snap your fingers and have your dick be one of those.
00:03:25.680 No.
00:03:26.140 I wouldn't do it.
00:03:26.640 What kind of, what kind of feeling am I getting with it?
00:03:28.380 Like the same feeling?
00:03:29.280 Because yeah, that's what I'm saying.
00:03:31.000 But, but the feeling for the, for the chick though.
00:03:33.480 I don't even fuck women, man.
00:03:35.440 All I do is jerk off.
00:03:36.400 You think I want to be jerking off one of these things?
00:03:38.500 Yeah.
00:03:38.720 But, but to think about it this way, your, your transhumanist dick, your transhumanist
00:03:42.720 dick can also just, instead of having a butthole thing for like the other person as a butthole
00:03:47.060 thing for you.
00:03:47.840 Oh, I can put my dick in my butthole.
00:03:49.940 I can give myself a whole one.
00:03:50.500 You wouldn't want this attachment to your penis.
00:03:52.520 Like that little thing, the little fucking flipper thing at the top all the time.
00:03:56.320 You wouldn't want that there.
00:03:57.280 Like you have to pee with it there.
00:03:59.100 It's also replaceable.
00:04:00.300 So you can change like different colors, different links, different stuff like that.
00:04:03.460 So it'd be really cool.
00:04:04.240 It's like it's modular.
00:04:05.120 You can just set it in your pocket when you're not using it, you know?
00:04:06.840 It's a penis of the future.
00:04:08.440 Do you think when you fuck your own ass that you like, you pump your fist in the air like
00:04:12.140 Tiger Woods with a hole in one?
00:04:14.680 Yes.
00:04:15.160 Like you said, that's how you're putting your fist up?
00:04:17.280 You're not answering the question, guys.
00:04:19.220 Guys, guys, guys.
00:04:19.820 For serious.
00:04:20.320 You celebrate when you fuck your own ass.
00:04:22.120 Like I would celebrate.
00:04:23.380 Clint, I know you're very happy with your dick.
00:04:25.420 I got a big dick.
00:04:26.160 Look at me.
00:04:26.520 My name's Clint.
00:04:27.300 You literally don't ever see that.
00:04:29.000 He says that every episode.
00:04:30.320 Clint has a beautiful dick, remember?
00:04:31.840 My dick wouldn't change it for the world.
00:04:33.760 It's perfect.
00:04:34.400 Like shit like that.
00:04:35.000 That's what Clint says.
00:04:35.620 Clint, you wouldn't want one of those attachments?
00:04:39.200 Look at the little thing.
00:04:40.120 The little...
00:04:40.760 Bro, I literally asked the question because the answer for me is an obvious yes.
00:04:45.600 When I see girls using vibrators, which is rare, but I have seen it a few times, and
00:04:52.260 I'm like, I'm pissed every time I see one of these fucking gadgets because I'm like,
00:04:55.440 my dick, like in a million years, I couldn't do what this thing is.
00:04:58.100 It makes me sad just because it's not natural.
00:05:00.620 They have things that like...
00:05:02.620 It's gnarled.
00:05:03.620 They're gnarled for your pleasure.
00:05:05.240 And they also, they have like, it's not just a click, like a click tickler.
00:05:08.860 It's like a click sucker.
00:05:10.020 Like they have a thing that like sucks on their click.
00:05:11.820 It's like a vacuum.
00:05:12.720 And it's just like...
00:05:13.220 No, it's crazy.
00:05:13.660 Yeah, that's cool.
00:05:14.900 They give me a little baby dick suck.
00:05:17.320 Yeah, it's called the, like the Suckerizer 5000 or something.
00:05:21.220 Dude, I bet you there's a guy out there whose dick is so small he can use one of those to
00:05:24.480 suck his own dick.
00:05:25.780 Damn.
00:05:26.400 The Chinese guy.
00:05:27.580 The Chinese guy from...
00:05:28.540 I have to, because, because of the way StreamYard does this, like I can't, for some reason, and
00:05:33.040 it won't let me change.
00:05:34.820 And so I have the article pulled up, so I have to stop my screen and then share the other
00:05:38.780 one.
00:05:39.120 Oh, wow.
00:05:39.480 Look at Cole discovering the modern issues of fucking podcasting.
00:05:44.640 Who would have thought?
00:05:45.700 Cole, I hate to fucking stop you here for a second, though.
00:05:50.940 We're five minutes into the episode, and we have a full sheet that we need to get through.
00:05:55.440 So next subject.
00:05:56.840 I'm sorry.
00:05:57.420 Give us your thoughts on the penis, and let's move on, Cole.
00:05:59.500 Let's move on.
00:06:00.480 We were just using it as just a riff for us thinking about the future.
00:06:03.400 I did want to throw out here real quick, Detactable Cock.
00:06:06.120 This episode...
00:06:07.040 Yeah, I was singing it.
00:06:08.240 I like the idea, but this episode is not about...
00:06:10.940 Oh, no.
00:06:11.480 By the way, they're saying that the average penis is growing, is what they're saying.
00:06:14.740 They say it's getting bigger, and that's what's happening.
00:06:16.700 Hold on, hold on.
00:06:17.640 We'll all be close in the future.
00:06:19.700 That's definitely what I've noticed.
00:06:21.120 Listen, this episode is not about the riff, guys.
00:06:23.300 We have to get out of the riff mode.
00:06:24.560 This episode is about efficiency.
00:06:26.460 Tower Gang is not efficient enough.
00:06:27.940 We're fucking dropping the ball left and right.
00:06:29.740 We're not even on YouTube right now, because we've got to get our shit together.
00:06:33.880 You know what we're doing right now, Top?
00:06:35.100 This is Dope.
00:06:36.120 Department of Podcasting Efficiency.
00:06:38.440 We're going to get it together.
00:06:39.240 We're going to get it together, ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:41.920 Dope is the title of the episode.
00:06:43.280 Damn it.
00:06:43.620 All right, Cole.
00:06:44.280 Cole, we need you to pull up the next...
00:06:45.640 No, no.
00:06:46.060 Real quick, real quick.
00:06:46.980 I got to riff on that.
00:06:47.720 I got to riff on that.
00:06:48.720 So now I just imagine that Clint's going to start, like, quote-tweeting me or Cole and
00:06:52.840 be like, look how little work he does in the podcast.
00:06:55.500 Sad.
00:06:56.000 Maybe we should remove him.
00:06:58.760 This is all Trump.
00:07:00.900 He's completely inefficient, Mr. Mosk.
00:07:03.160 We must remove him from the podcast.
00:07:04.940 He's wasting more money than USAID.
00:07:09.280 What does Toad really contribute?
00:07:12.780 Upon the grand scheme of things, Mr. Mosk, I've been reviewing the USAID of podcasting,
00:07:17.820 and Mr. Toad doesn't seem to contribute.
00:07:20.420 At least when Cole was fat, he was funny.
00:07:24.060 Now, what does he contribute?
00:07:26.460 I'm good looking.
00:07:27.340 He's got in shape, but now he's soft again, but he's still not funny.
00:07:29.880 What are we doing with him?
00:07:31.120 Let me tell you something.
00:07:32.420 All right, listen.
00:07:33.000 Just to make the case against Jose.
00:07:34.240 Jose in the pre-chat said, or maybe in the pre-chat business meeting, he goes, man,
00:07:40.420 somebody should really go ahead and make a fucking Rumble page.
00:07:43.560 He said YouTube page for Lainey Edits.
00:07:45.160 He said, no, Rumble makes more sense.
00:07:47.500 Okay, one, I am super sick and super foggy, so as soon as I said it, this is one of those
00:07:51.020 things I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about what I just said, and then immediately
00:07:53.980 he corrected me.
00:07:54.480 I was like, oh, fuck.
00:07:55.320 This is going on three weeks now that I've been saying, hey, guys, I did a lot of work.
00:07:59.900 We put up every Lainey Edit, right?
00:08:01.860 I've literally gone to the site and watched them myself.
00:08:04.020 I just forgot.
00:08:05.260 I have a shit memory.
00:08:06.580 Jose, this is not podcast.
00:08:08.080 Let's look at the Spotify playlist, man, the SS playlist.
00:08:11.740 This is not podcast efficiency, Jose.
00:08:13.980 We are not being, we're not sleek.
00:08:16.160 We're not aerodynamic.
00:08:17.160 We're not green with our podcast.
00:08:18.660 This is waste.
00:08:19.480 We're getting rid of some dead waste tonight.
00:08:21.000 Let's go to topic two.
00:08:22.200 You tried to argue, and then get upset when I argued back.
00:08:24.400 Let's go.
00:08:25.080 Big shout out to our set janitor, Connor.
00:08:26.780 The shag table was kept squeaky clean, all shoot, thanks to him.
00:08:30.660 Look at the stare in this man's eyes.
00:08:32.900 The thousand-yard stare.
00:08:34.620 Oh, my God.
00:08:35.380 The shoot there, like the shoot was just a little pun there.
00:08:38.480 That's a thousand-cock stare.
00:08:39.720 Let me tell you something real quick.
00:08:41.780 All right.
00:08:42.180 This is actually a good subject for this, sort of.
00:08:45.100 I was on a gray-pilled podcast.
00:08:48.240 That's Jose's producer.
00:08:49.240 Hell, yeah.
00:08:50.020 Yeah, tools.
00:08:51.120 Yeah, so he did his, like, 200th.
00:08:52.100 And after the 30 minutes of plugs, what did he talk about?
00:08:54.520 He did his 100th episode, and, like, had, like, a whole bunch of people on.
00:08:57.160 His wife was on.
00:08:58.360 And I popped in just to say what's up, and they were talking about the thousand-guy thing.
00:09:02.540 And so then she was like, oh, I listened to Tower Gang, and some idiot said, who would,
00:09:07.640 like, who's this for?
00:09:09.800 Who's, like, the thousand?
00:09:10.720 She was talking about you, Clint.
00:09:12.060 She called you an idiot.
00:09:13.960 At least it wasn't me, because she talked to me after that and never called me an idiot.
00:09:18.000 Well, I asked her.
00:09:19.580 I said, well, who is it for, then?
00:09:21.700 And she said that it's for women.
00:09:24.120 The thousand-guy porn is specifically for a female audience.
00:09:28.160 And then I tried to press her on it, and then she kind of, like, squirmed back.
00:09:31.360 Like, she didn't want to, like, be pressing it.
00:09:33.700 But I was like, I don't know what the fuck that means.
00:09:35.220 This is for women?
00:09:36.180 Is this what women watch?
00:09:37.780 Is this what they like?
00:09:39.300 I don't know.
00:09:39.700 What's her handle?
00:09:40.320 Singular or women, plural.
00:09:41.740 Wait, women want to watch one woman get railed by a thousand guys?
00:09:45.100 I don't think so.
00:09:46.200 That sounds completely, like, bullshit.
00:09:47.620 We talked about this last week that, like, porn for women is just, like, cuddling and then, like, soft.
00:09:55.520 I don't think, yeah, but it's either just cuddling.
00:09:57.820 I don't know.
00:09:58.560 But I was just informed this week that it's a thousand guys fucking one girl in 24 hours.
00:10:04.700 And she's like, yeah, what girls watch?
00:10:06.040 I don't know if they watch that, but they definitely read it.
00:10:09.060 I don't know if you've heard of Book Talk.
00:10:11.220 Yeah, it's like, yeah.
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00:10:25.000 Hashtag make a play.
00:10:26.400 Like, reading and, like, thinking about it and imagining it.
00:10:33.220 Toad, your internet's fast.
00:10:34.140 That was weird.
00:10:35.620 Is it?
00:10:36.100 No, so Book Talk is basically, these women, like, women are going crazy for erotic fiction.
00:10:41.720 And, like, erotic fiction, not in, like, the, you know, the old school, like, the flowy hair guy and he's, like, a pirate ever.
00:10:46.500 Like, straight up, like, bondage and, like, popular, like, yeah, like, straight up.
00:10:50.520 Fifty Shades of Grey, bud.
00:10:51.700 Yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey, but even, like.
00:10:52.920 Fifty Shades of Grey, there's lots, lots of, like, there's millionaires that sell these fucking smuts.
00:10:56.860 Yes, and they love this, they love this shit.
00:10:59.400 They don't watch it, they read it, and they just think about it.
00:11:01.420 I think it's, I think it's, like, a bunch of, like, unfuckable, you know, 50-year-old women that have gone through menopause.
00:11:06.420 Like, that's who I imagine reading those books.
00:11:08.320 I think it's the elite seeding that idea.
00:11:10.240 I think it's, like, all women.
00:11:11.060 I think it's the elite seeding that idea so that they make women more susceptible to coming to their dark, fucked-up sex parties and getting killed and all that shit, you know?
00:11:19.120 Hmm.
00:11:19.800 Yeah.
00:11:21.240 Here's the weird part about it.
00:11:22.740 The guy, the guy's wife that told me this is not, like, an, like, an old, ugly lady.
00:11:27.120 She's, like, a, like, a good-looking younger girl, so I was, like.
00:11:29.860 What's her name?
00:11:30.340 This is, I don't know.
00:11:31.780 Olivia.
00:11:32.500 What's her, what's her handle on X?
00:11:35.420 I don't know.
00:11:36.540 IG will suffice.
00:11:38.220 She's a pretty blonde with fake tits, though.
00:11:40.260 If I could just get any account that I could block her, I'd appreciate it.
00:11:44.480 You're gonna block her?
00:11:45.400 Actually, she said she's naturally around.
00:11:46.480 She called me an idiot.
00:11:47.420 Why wouldn't I, why wouldn't I block her?
00:11:49.240 Yeah, you know what?
00:11:49.860 A lot of people, all the girls, girls I spoke to on this show that do listen to Tower Gang, they don't like you specifically, which is a very weird thing.
00:11:58.940 By the way, Clint's really funny.
00:12:00.540 That's because Clint is the most threatening of all of us.
00:12:03.620 Yeah, and I'm, I'm the one that's the most unattainable for all of those stupid bitches.
00:12:08.060 They don't like what they can't have.
00:12:09.620 Even, even the one, I'm the only one that's not married.
00:12:12.960 And I'm like, you can't have me, though.
00:12:15.180 No, I'm the one who's the most unattainable, by the way.
00:12:17.380 Damn, that's true.
00:12:18.100 Dude, it was funny, just kind of on that, a guy got blocked by you that I'm in a group chat with, and he was fucking pissed.
00:12:25.020 And I was just like, I block people that annoy him.
00:12:26.960 I was like, just, that's just what he does.
00:12:28.560 I was like, don't annoy him.
00:12:30.240 I'm also in that, I'm in that chat as well.
00:12:32.520 All you have to do is not be a dickhead to me, and I will never block you.
00:12:36.280 It was so funny.
00:12:36.900 He was like, he was like, I only told him that he shouldn't die.
00:12:39.380 I don't get it.
00:12:40.800 That's what it, that's what it always is.
00:12:42.380 By the way, I had one on Instagram that I saw last night, because I only go on there like once a month.
00:12:46.540 And it was a DM on Instagram from like New Year's Eve, and he's saying, hey man, I think I caught a stray here.
00:12:55.260 I don't know what I did, but even when we've disagreed before, you've never blocked me.
00:13:00.320 So I'd like an explanation, or I'd like you to undo it.
00:13:02.820 And I go, and I have to unlock you.
00:13:04.480 I'd like you to undo it.
00:13:05.540 That's what he said.
00:13:06.380 And I have to go to X, I have to unblock him, and then I search my handle, and the last thing he says is like, just pure insults.
00:13:13.760 I'm like, hey, you bald-headed faggot, why don't you get to write about the Federal Reserve, fucking idiot.
00:13:20.460 And then I send him, I copy and paste the link to it, and he replies with, he said, sorry if you thought that was insulting.
00:13:32.780 I was like, well, it's obviously insulting.
00:13:34.640 And he's like, libertarians have let me down a lot lately.
00:13:37.080 And I'm like, I don't care.
00:13:38.600 You don't get to talk to me like that.
00:13:42.020 I'm sorry, you got offended.
00:13:43.760 Yeah.
00:13:44.820 No, Clint, these niggas hate you.
00:13:47.440 Clint, my fan base hates you.
00:13:50.120 It's the craziest thing, and I don't know why.
00:13:53.400 I don't know.
00:13:53.960 Look, I don't really like your fan base either.
00:13:56.540 I get it.
00:13:57.860 But remember, that's one thing.
00:13:59.120 They all seem to be like 85% schizophrenic, and I'm only like 20%, so they look at me and they go, look at that fucking idiot.
00:14:05.560 No one's ever mean to me like that, though.
00:14:07.300 No one's ever been that mean for like no reason, really.
00:14:10.720 Look, no one was really mean to me until I got a large following.
00:14:15.880 Then people really started to be mean.
00:14:18.280 So just wait.
00:14:19.460 You'll get there.
00:14:20.140 Once you get six figures, you'll have some fucking crazy people that despise you.
00:14:23.820 Because you're no longer a person.
00:14:25.140 You're more of like an idea to them once you get that big.
00:14:27.840 He's an idea.
00:14:29.080 People don't understand.
00:14:31.000 But once you get to that level, and it's not even like, oh, I'm fucking famous.
00:14:34.420 I have a couple hundred thousand followers.
00:14:35.880 Who gives a fuck?
00:14:36.660 But people do not think of me as a human being anymore.
00:14:39.560 They reply.
00:14:40.340 I get thousands of replies per day, and 40% of them are just psychotic rambling.
00:14:45.420 So yeah, I blocked a lot of people.
00:14:46.440 I already have it open, by the way.
00:14:48.340 Top, I have it open.
00:14:49.740 Moving along.
00:14:50.840 By the way, that's Majd Ture.
00:14:52.220 Oh, did he just?
00:14:53.460 Wow.
00:14:54.040 All right, you're overriding me.
00:14:55.380 Go ahead.
00:14:56.060 Cole overrode me.
00:14:56.960 I already, I had it open down there.
00:14:58.920 He, instead, he went and did his own.
00:15:00.480 We don't have time to argue about this.
00:15:02.820 Just play it.
00:15:03.720 You're both opening the same thing.
00:15:05.480 We got niggas and castles.
00:15:06.600 Let's watch it.
00:15:07.280 All right?
00:15:07.520 Man called out Jadon Smith wearing a castle on his head.
00:15:09.980 Oh, thank you, man.
00:15:11.900 What the fuck?
00:15:12.580 He said, thank you.
00:15:19.140 Jaden, Jaden, Jaden.
00:15:20.780 You look retarded, bro.
00:15:22.080 No, thank you.
00:15:26.140 The reason I shared that is because it made me like Jaden Smith a lot.
00:15:31.040 He said, thank you, man.
00:15:32.200 Thank you, brother.
00:15:32.980 Thank you, bro.
00:15:34.100 That's great.
00:15:34.780 That's a great response.
00:15:36.020 Thanks, big dog.
00:15:36.960 I got you, man.
00:15:37.500 I did see the nigga with the castle on his head.
00:15:39.740 What the fuck was that about?
00:15:41.060 Did anyone explain it?
00:15:41.980 It's Will Smith's son.
00:15:43.220 Yeah, but why?
00:15:43.600 Who was the guy with the big afro?
00:15:44.720 I don't know.
00:15:46.800 I think the big afro is the same.
00:15:48.000 That's his sister.
00:15:49.000 That's his sister.
00:15:49.880 Oh, that's a girl?
00:15:50.940 It's his sister.
00:15:51.660 Yeah, she had her hair all poofed out, I think.
00:15:53.400 Stranded.
00:15:53.720 I don't recall, yeah.
00:15:55.220 Willow.
00:15:55.620 Yeah, she was in some stupid jacket and had basically her tits out borderline.
00:15:59.560 It was weird.
00:15:59.820 Oh, yeah.
00:16:00.140 That's a bad afro.
00:16:01.080 I'm looking at it now.
00:16:01.880 It's terrible.
00:16:02.980 It's not round up.
00:16:04.500 It's just flat.
00:16:05.320 It looks like one of those Jewish hats, you know?
00:16:07.260 Oh, it does kind of look like...
00:16:08.820 Oh, wow.
00:16:09.300 Oh, yeah.
00:16:10.160 I feel like that should be how the viewers of this show address us when we finally meet
00:16:16.720 in person.
00:16:17.300 It's like a retard.
00:16:17.920 You look retarded.
00:16:18.780 And we go, thanks, bro.
00:16:19.760 Thanks, nigga.
00:16:20.880 And then Clint goes, what's your accent?
00:16:22.300 I'm going to block your ass.
00:16:23.260 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:24.160 I go, thanks, bro.
00:16:24.960 Block.
00:16:25.280 That's a straight up insult.
00:16:26.260 If he would have called me, if I'm wearing a castle on my head, standing next to this
00:16:29.700 bitch, and he said, yo, bro, you look retarded, I'd be like, me?
00:16:32.120 Not her?
00:16:33.280 Like, what kind of...
00:16:34.140 Look at this dumb bitch.
00:16:34.540 Me and the guy with the castle on his head?
00:16:36.060 I think somebody should be wearing a battering ram on their head.
00:16:39.000 King of the castle.
00:16:39.780 King of the castle.
00:16:40.620 I'm the king of the fucking castle, bitch.
00:16:44.180 By the way, you never get invited to the castle party, bro.
00:16:47.480 Can you imagine getting a fight with that fucking thing on, too?
00:16:50.840 Dude, it's like a protector.
00:16:51.840 You'd never get knocked out.
00:16:52.720 Actually, you know what?
00:16:53.560 You got a bone work, buddy.
00:16:54.780 Let's start a culture.
00:16:55.680 Let's start a culture right now.
00:16:57.160 Like, for the people that are fucking domestic towerists, start telling people, like, when
00:17:01.680 they look good, like, your boy dresses up in a suit, you'd be like, yo, you look fucking
00:17:05.240 retarded right now, man.
00:17:07.120 You look stupid retarded, man.
00:17:09.020 You look stupid retarded.
00:17:10.140 Yo, black people have been doing that for a minute, but we're going to co-opt it and
00:17:13.660 fuck them.
00:17:14.060 Fuck black people.
00:17:14.880 Cultural appropriation, man.
00:17:16.740 They say, yo, that look retarded, like, super good.
00:17:19.620 I mean, like, look retarded.
00:17:20.960 You look dapper.
00:17:21.880 You look like a fucking young retarded man.
00:17:24.280 I don't want to fucking slap you, man.
00:17:25.760 I don't want to throw you off your vibe here, but that's exactly what they mean, too.
00:17:29.820 Anyways, we're stealing it.
00:17:30.820 It's our thing now.
00:17:31.580 We call it retarded, and it's good.
00:17:33.580 But it's a lack of ebonics that makes it superior.
00:17:36.540 Right.
00:17:37.580 Do you want to watch the Sean Strickland thing?
00:17:39.940 Because I thought the Bryce Mitchell was better.
00:17:40.800 Look, here's what we got to do here, Cole.
00:17:42.300 Bryce Mitchell is definitely better.
00:17:42.620 I already pulled up Sean Strickland here, okay?
00:17:45.600 Because I'm already a fucking move ahead of you, man.
00:17:47.600 I already have it up, too, bitch.
00:17:49.440 We got to fucking move ahead of you, bitch.
00:17:51.680 You can't even announce this shit.
00:17:53.380 Just move, move, move.
00:17:55.260 We had, like, this is...
00:17:56.380 I think it was as good as Bryce Mitchell.
00:17:58.920 That's why I was asking if we wanted to do the Sean Strickland.
00:18:00.980 I thought the Bryce Mitchell was good.
00:18:01.600 Literally, don't ask questions in press play.
00:18:04.180 In the minute that you've been talking, we could have fucking listened to him.
00:18:06.520 Where's that one fucking communist reporter?
00:18:08.300 Is he still in here?
00:18:08.840 I got to fight that motherfucker, dude.
00:18:10.640 At least you would ask me a fun question, dude.
00:18:12.780 Ask me about, like, why do you have a racist cop's mustache?
00:18:16.640 Bro, there we go, my man.
00:18:18.200 Let's go, you gay fucking pirate.
00:18:20.200 How much shit did I get from that, dude, when I made fun of Transformers?
00:18:23.740 I mean, I know I look like I should be going to a Klan meeting with Bryce Mitchell,
00:18:27.420 but you, sir, are a whore.
00:18:29.640 Free Luigi, let's get Mario out here.
00:18:32.400 All you need is a 3D printer and a suppressor and you can change the fucking world.
00:18:37.760 Yeah, what were the questions?
00:18:40.100 I didn't even go to elementary school.
00:18:41.680 You're a fucking...
00:18:42.300 They're like, I'm going to put that...
00:18:44.180 Sean, how do you think the fight's going to go?
00:18:45.640 I'm going to stay in the fucking preschool.
00:18:47.100 My first girlfriend ever was a good Jew.
00:18:49.820 Fuck you guys.
00:18:51.380 I'm the most fucking miserable.
00:18:53.360 How many of the 9-11 hijackers are you inside?
00:18:56.580 Let me tell you guys something.
00:18:57.860 You know, you guys are probably...
00:18:59.360 A lot of you guys are poor.
00:19:00.440 How do you get a fucking blowjob while you drive?
00:19:02.740 Is UFC made in America?
00:19:04.320 I know the roster's not, but...
00:19:05.820 Like, if she was a fucking man, I'd have to shoot her.
00:19:08.480 If I haven't got better, I don't know, man.
00:19:11.120 I need to take more fucking steroids.
00:19:12.820 If there is ever a fucking revolutionary war, civil war, I will lead this motherfucker.
00:19:18.520 Yo, let me ask you something.
00:19:19.780 What's the difference between that and an episode of Tower Gang?
00:19:22.520 No, that's light.
00:19:25.180 That's why I shared it, because I was like, we have to fuck.
00:19:29.140 Like, this is our audience.
00:19:30.520 This is us.
00:19:31.220 This is why I'm so upset that none of us became, you know, really successful professional athletes,
00:19:36.040 just so we could do press conferences where we say a lot of shit.
00:19:38.540 I'm sorry my genetics are terrible, Clint.
00:19:40.440 No.
00:19:41.020 You should be.
00:19:42.740 Frankly, we're all kind of fucked in that department.
00:19:44.700 I mean, you were the best hope of all of us, really.
00:19:46.380 Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrist, right?
00:19:49.940 Like, eh.
00:19:52.800 That's what held me back.
00:19:54.280 Professional volleyball.
00:19:54.920 Your wrists are like black people's necks, man.
00:19:56.600 Maybe if you had some adversity in life, you might have built up your hands.
00:19:59.920 See, the scouts at the beach, they're like, Clint Russell, I mean, he's got a lot of talent,
00:20:04.920 but unfortunately, we see here a bitch wrist.
00:20:06.920 Yep.
00:20:07.600 He's like, just looking and flopping over there.
00:20:10.400 By the way, I shattered this wrist.
00:20:13.740 I bet you did.
00:20:15.180 Oh, he shattered it.
00:20:16.400 This dude has a great vertical.
00:20:17.680 He was like, he can spike it like nobody else.
00:20:20.140 But he has a weak wrist.
00:20:22.780 Dude, my wrists are so much worse.
00:20:25.200 My wrists are so bad.
00:20:26.160 Jimmy, no hands over here.
00:20:27.680 You guys know.
00:20:29.020 Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.
00:20:31.440 Toad, stop trying to include yourself, Toad.
00:20:34.040 Toad opens.
00:20:34.640 We're making fun of Clint.
00:20:36.020 All right.
00:20:37.740 Toad, we're literally dragging Clint right now.
00:20:39.780 I was trying to take the heat off of Clint.
00:20:41.180 What's funny is that Top actually was a college athlete.
00:20:46.420 Like a D1 college athlete.
00:20:48.460 That's baseball.
00:20:49.280 That's like a dime a dozen with Mexicans.
00:20:51.140 Like, whatever.
00:20:53.320 It was a thinking man sport.
00:20:55.340 Okay?
00:20:55.540 It's not about...
00:20:56.160 It wasn't about being, like, taller or stronger or faster.
00:20:59.640 I was a pitcher.
00:21:00.280 I was just better.
00:21:01.340 I was smarter than these fucking spicks and niggas that I was playing against.
00:21:04.600 I was so good at baseball until I saw a curveball, and I was like, I'm done.
00:21:11.120 And your limp wrist just couldn't...
00:21:12.640 Yeah, I was like, cuckoo.
00:21:14.860 Dude, Clint is like Jimmy Nohans.
00:21:17.920 Baseball is my favorite sport because it's so manipulative.
00:21:22.640 Like, I found my calling in baseball, but then I really found it in shitposting and, like, lying to people.
00:21:28.540 Wait, there's a pipeline from baseball to shitposting?
00:21:31.080 Is that what you're saying?
00:21:31.860 100%.
00:21:32.260 Look at John Rocker fucking that other guy.
00:21:34.220 Yeah, that's true.
00:21:34.980 Trevor Bauer, technically.
00:21:36.380 Trevor Bauer, yeah.
00:21:37.120 It's pitchers.
00:21:38.360 We can get that motherfucker on here.
00:21:40.260 Yeah, we can get him on.
00:21:41.220 He falls, like, all of you.
00:21:42.960 I think it's a pitchers thing because as a pitcher, you're sitting on this little circle by yourself for the whole game.
00:21:49.480 Most of the people don't talk to you.
00:21:50.600 You don't even get to hit, so you're not really even part of the team.
00:21:53.260 Your job is to manipulate the other team and, like, the other people specifically and make them feel foolish.
00:21:59.820 Like, all day, that's what I'm thinking about.
00:22:02.000 You have to lie to the hitters.
00:22:02.100 You got to lie, and you got to make it look easy.
00:22:03.680 And that's why they're good shitposts, man.
00:22:05.600 I love – baseball is the best.
00:22:06.860 That's a great point.
00:22:07.760 Do you remember what it felt like to pitch?
00:22:09.860 Because I still remember it vividly.
00:22:12.040 I remember – did you practice, like –
00:22:15.580 The last thing you remember about baseball is –
00:22:17.680 Albert Pohlholz, by the way, Clint.
00:22:19.200 Right.
00:22:19.420 That's – yeah, that's –
00:22:20.420 Do you remember turning your vision into, like, into, like, actually fading out the light around where you wanted the ball to go?
00:22:27.800 Did you practice that to, like, for target practice?
00:22:30.180 Yeah.
00:22:30.280 Fucking telescopic lens eyes.
00:22:31.880 What the fuck are you doing?
00:22:32.720 Clint, you have myopia, buddy.
00:22:34.720 I'm sorry.
00:22:35.400 It's like you're just dying.
00:22:36.600 You see the light.
00:22:37.940 You're like, I'm feeling the pitch.
00:22:38.820 Clint, you have cataracts, and you're 18 years old.
00:22:41.320 That's what my coaches told me to do.
00:22:42.800 It doesn't, like, happen in my day-to-day life.
00:22:45.540 Like, it happened when I was pitching because I was trying to, like, imagine where the ball was going to go.
00:22:49.320 It's almost like you're –
00:22:50.900 I'm like, I'm only seeing a little bit.
00:22:52.760 So if I miss that –
00:22:53.540 Limp risk it.
00:22:54.300 Yeah.
00:22:55.640 Limp risk it.
00:22:56.740 Damn, Josie with the banger.
00:22:58.180 Fire.
00:22:59.500 That's fucked up, bro.
00:23:00.620 All right, cool.
00:23:01.020 See, that was your spot right there to pull up the next clip.
00:23:03.660 We have to fucking move, dog.
00:23:05.140 We hit it.
00:23:05.560 We hit the beat.
00:23:06.160 Let's do it.
00:23:10.020 The gods have spoken.
00:23:11.640 This is crazy, dude.
00:23:13.480 This is exactly the plot of The Gods Must Be Crazy.
00:23:17.220 Have you seen that movie?
00:23:18.400 This is exactly how they respond when they get a utility bill in the mail.
00:23:25.820 This is also –
00:23:26.720 This is also –
00:23:27.280 This is also legitimately how they respond to whenever the U.S. hit them cocaine in the 80s.
00:23:32.140 Like, they're just all –
00:23:33.260 Oh, my God.
00:23:35.980 They're gonna get it.
00:23:36.540 I'm just gonna shot him from the coke.
00:23:37.680 Oh, my God.
00:23:38.120 Is he gonna get it?
00:23:38.640 Yeah.
00:23:39.220 Yeah, he does.
00:23:39.860 God.
00:23:40.500 He almost got it, buddy.
00:23:41.600 What a way.
00:23:42.220 Who's recording?
00:23:43.000 No.
00:23:44.680 Oh, no.
00:23:45.360 Oh, no.
00:23:46.760 Look at his face.
00:23:49.880 Look at his face.
00:23:50.680 Pure panic.
00:23:51.360 Fuck.
00:23:53.180 I'm telling you right now –
00:23:55.080 They just gave that bottle AIDS, by the way.
00:23:57.420 Oh, yeah.
00:23:58.420 Yeah.
00:23:59.240 Oh, for sure.
00:24:01.680 Dude.
00:24:02.380 They're doing it because they think there's still cocaine in it.
00:24:05.020 There's no way that they're drinking it like that.
00:24:07.240 They don't understand basic physics.
00:24:08.840 No, he does.
00:24:09.480 He does.
00:24:09.820 He drinks it a little bit.
00:24:10.680 Dude, talk.
00:24:11.700 It cuts right here because I wanted to see his reaction to what it tastes like.
00:24:14.980 Yeah, but he's drinking it, like, with suction rather than turning it upside down.
00:24:18.360 Yeah, it's gonna taste totally different if you're drinking that.
00:24:20.300 Oh, my God.
00:24:20.740 Yeah, they're doing –
00:24:21.360 You're right.
00:24:21.820 They're not even smart enough to use gravity.
00:24:24.020 I wanted to see his reaction there so bad because, like, that must be the sweetest
00:24:29.340 thing he's ever had in his life.
00:24:30.240 It's not even, like, advanced thinking.
00:24:31.860 I want to –
00:24:33.700 That shit fucked him up.
00:24:35.620 That, like, that gives an entire tribe diabetes.
00:24:38.000 Diabetes.
00:24:38.840 Interesting.
00:24:39.740 But, dude, none of you have seen the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy.
00:24:43.460 He killed the cameraman after that.
00:24:45.780 That movie is literally what happened in that video.
00:24:48.760 Like, that movie is basically reality, apparently.
00:24:50.780 That rings a bell.
00:24:51.480 Is that an old movie?
00:24:52.300 It's probably from, like, the 80s, maybe the 90s.
00:24:55.840 And it's basically this –
00:24:57.140 This African tribe finds this Coke bottle and they have no fucking idea what to do about it.
00:25:02.860 It's literally that video.
00:25:04.220 They think it's a gift from The Gods, yeah.
00:25:04.540 They construct a whole, like, religious iconography, like, ideas around it and stuff.
00:25:08.240 Yeah.
00:25:08.700 It's like –
00:25:09.580 It's a good movie, actually.
00:25:10.580 On airplane, whenever they –
00:25:12.640 He teaches them basketball and he's just, like, he shows them the ball and they just start dunking and shit.
00:25:16.860 I just have always, like –
00:25:18.560 Isn't it funny?
00:25:19.840 Like, that's almost like giving them a nuclear weapon.
00:25:22.300 Like, a society that undeveloped.
00:25:24.600 It's like if aliens dropped and gave us, like, super technology and be like, see what they do with it.
00:25:28.740 And then we use it to kill each other.
00:25:30.240 100%.
00:25:30.680 They would take that Coke, that technology of the bottle and figure out how to kill each other over it or with it or something.
00:25:36.560 That's how far behind they are.
00:25:37.020 Is the metaphor here that it's, like, giving blacks rights?
00:25:39.740 Is that what you're talking about?
00:25:40.620 No, the metaphor is, like, it's, like, giving human beings alien craft.
00:25:45.700 They're not even human beings.
00:25:47.220 We're the human beings and giving them something of human being creation and they're going to kill each other with it.
00:25:52.640 This is true, by the way.
00:25:53.340 Have you seen these, like, the study –
00:25:55.360 Like, guns for black people.
00:25:56.640 Like, guns for blacks.
00:25:59.880 G-U-I-N-S, guns for blacks.
00:26:03.620 Salt's War Coaching says, is it true that women don't know how water works at 45-degree angles?
00:26:07.720 I think we've talked about this before about –
00:26:09.720 Is that true?
00:26:10.820 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:11.140 So there's been studies.
00:26:12.260 There's been studies.
00:26:12.520 I'm sorry, Cole, but wait a second.
00:26:14.220 We have an Excel spreadsheet here that needs to be read.
00:26:16.420 Yeah, I'm adding it to the Excel spreadsheet.
00:26:17.820 I thought it was just –
00:26:18.500 Women are just retarded in general, but you mean that meme where it's, like, what part of the cup will fill if it's at a 45-degree angle?
00:26:25.620 Women can't get that right.
00:26:26.480 They've done studies on it and women are just, like –
00:26:28.800 So they have no spatial reasoning.
00:26:30.340 That is so insane.
00:26:31.320 Duh.
00:26:32.100 Dude, they're like –
00:26:33.720 You just figure women are retarded?
00:26:35.180 It's like, oh, they –
00:26:36.060 They don't have any reasoning at all.
00:26:38.980 Yeah.
00:26:39.760 Last week, Cole made a dope joke where you said, oh, is there a woman's –
00:26:43.960 No, he said it's a retard division, and I said, yeah, there's one on here.
00:26:47.900 Yeah, that's right.
00:26:48.480 Yes, yes.
00:26:49.080 Banger joke.
00:26:49.640 Good for you, Cole.
00:26:50.400 I mean –
00:26:50.600 Next topic.
00:26:51.800 Next topic.
00:26:54.920 Rahamamim Shai.
00:26:55.880 I pulled it up, Cole.
00:26:57.040 Definitely an Israeli name.
00:26:58.460 Jewish name.
00:26:59.360 He's shy.
00:26:59.900 A senior policy advisor during the Barack Obama administration was arrested for trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK.
00:27:06.920 In his luggage were toys and rubbers.
00:27:08.780 What's that mean?
00:27:09.280 Oh, rubbers, like condoms?
00:27:10.560 Yeah.
00:27:10.840 Doesn't he look like an adorable version of Clint?
00:27:14.460 Clint, take off your beanie and shave your –
00:27:17.200 Yeah, shave your mustache.
00:27:18.580 He's just a clean shave.
00:27:20.200 I grew mine out, so you have to shave yours.
00:27:22.640 I also have to shave my eyebrows.
00:27:24.300 Why are his eyebrows so faint?
00:27:25.900 Clint also loves young pussy.
00:27:27.960 Yeah.
00:27:28.780 I also travel with toys and rubbers.
00:27:32.080 Rubbers.
00:27:33.460 He previously planned to meet up with a child with this child for over a month?
00:27:37.900 That's so fucked, dude.
00:27:39.320 Dude, this is –
00:27:40.280 I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?
00:27:43.480 Yeah.
00:27:43.740 I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country –
00:27:45.920 What was the kid wearing?
00:27:47.700 You're not doing it in the United States.
00:27:49.580 My legit question was, like, how good must, like, underage pussy be if you're, like, I'm going to fly to –
00:27:56.880 If you're flying across the country.
00:27:58.020 I'm flying the world halfway across the world.
00:27:59.800 Jose can't even be bothered to drive from his house, like, an hour and a half to show up to Bohemian Grove.
00:28:05.700 This guy went across the world for kid pussy.
00:28:08.320 They don't even say if it's pussy or pussy for some cussy.
00:28:12.200 And he –
00:28:13.800 Not only does he fly, but he brings toys and condoms.
00:28:18.040 He's thoughtful.
00:28:19.060 I love that he was just, like, he was, like, I can get the toys here.
00:28:22.960 Should I buy rubbers in England?
00:28:24.820 No.
00:28:25.340 Not going to risk it.
00:28:26.000 No, I'm going to fly with them.
00:28:26.360 Those rubbers might be bad.
00:28:27.240 I'm going to buy the rubbers.
00:28:28.000 I wonder what kind of toys.
00:28:28.960 Literally any convenience store.
00:28:30.500 They'll get through TSA easy, man.
00:28:32.380 He's just like, nope.
00:28:33.520 I got to buy them here.
00:28:34.540 I know my product here.
00:28:35.820 Don't know it there.
00:28:36.640 I need to be by intent very clear.
00:28:40.060 What kind of toys?
00:28:40.860 You know what we ought to do?
00:28:41.720 I just realized this.
00:28:42.680 We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad.
00:28:49.180 Oh, my God.
00:28:50.100 Oh, we make every pedophile story in the U.S.
00:28:53.140 We do the Sam Hyde thing, but instead of, like, violent attacks, it's for, like,
00:28:57.140 literal, like, awful pedophilia.
00:28:58.760 Yeah, like, this man must be stopped.
00:29:02.900 Or SRS.
00:29:03.720 He's down penalty now.
00:29:05.180 God damn it.
00:29:06.000 Kill Toad.
00:29:06.320 That's a great idea.
00:29:07.240 Kill Toad.
00:29:07.760 Run the thing.
00:29:08.460 This is a Kill Toad.
00:29:09.400 Oh, yeah.
00:29:09.640 God damn it.
00:29:10.300 Where is Tyler at?
00:29:11.280 Tyler, he's left us.
00:29:12.080 See if we can bring real-world violence to Toad.
00:29:14.800 No, no.
00:29:15.360 Seriously.
00:29:15.580 If you did this enough, he will get doxed, and someone will try to, like, kill him.
00:29:20.340 Yo.
00:29:20.860 All we have to do is have one go so, so viral that he gets killed, and it's like, we win.
00:29:26.980 See, the difference between this guy is the complete opposite of me, basically, because
00:29:31.420 I'm constantly just skipping the pussy.
00:29:33.680 He's, like, going out of his way to get pussy.
00:29:35.300 He's not the complete opposite.
00:29:36.500 His last name is Shy, and you're pretty shy.
00:29:38.640 Yeah, you are shy.
00:29:39.580 Yeah, and I'm bald.
00:29:40.700 And if you shaved, you'd look just like him.
00:29:44.180 Pussy, to me, is like the flyover states, man.
00:29:46.620 Sometimes, I just don't want to do this anymore.
00:29:49.460 I have never seen anything like this, man.
00:29:53.120 That's happening again to me right now.
00:29:55.220 I know it's really, I know it, look, I understand that this is a really fucked up idea, and it
00:29:59.960 could jeopardize your life, but at the end of the day, you have to admit it's funny,
00:30:03.760 right?
00:30:04.420 Yeah.
00:30:05.160 It is.
00:30:05.840 Yeah, it is.
00:30:06.380 It's pretty hilarious.
00:30:08.200 That means we have to do it, by the way.
00:30:08.780 Like, if you're the same high to pedophilia?
00:30:09.820 Because it's funny, because it's funny, we have to do it.
00:30:12.020 I think we should do it to somebody who deserves it more, though.
00:30:13.940 Can you imagine him, like, walking around Boston and having people just like, look at
00:30:18.420 the very house!
00:30:19.560 If we do this, you need to start, you need to put that in your bio.
00:30:22.580 If we do this, you need to put that in your bio.
00:30:24.640 The Sam Hyde of Pedophilia.
00:30:26.500 Oh my god.
00:30:28.560 Just own it, dude.
00:30:30.400 The Sam Hyde of Pedophilia.
00:30:31.200 Yo, we would get that as the banger.
00:30:33.220 That's the name of the show.
00:30:34.300 Oh no.
00:30:34.740 They'd go, comedy podcast Tower Gang has been putting falsely accused of
00:30:39.820 using their co-host of Pedophilia for years now.
00:30:43.300 YouTube, is that targeted harassment?
00:30:45.140 Yeah.
00:30:45.640 Oh, targeted harassment, you fucking faggots.
00:30:49.280 He's a pedophile, YouTube.
00:30:51.000 What the fuck's the problem?
00:30:52.540 Is it an Always Sunny episode?
00:30:54.040 Toad, you've seen Always Sunny?
00:30:55.740 There's gotta be one where they jokingly accuse one of being a pedophile.
00:30:59.120 Is that a bit from a pedophile?
00:31:00.640 Oh shit, guys, look.
00:31:02.320 30 minutes in, you know what that means.
00:31:04.820 New topic.
00:31:05.280 I don't know if it rings a bell.
00:31:06.620 The fuck's this call?
00:31:07.680 Do you like the way it sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds?
00:31:10.260 I can't get it.
00:31:12.600 I can't get it.
00:31:13.220 No.
00:31:14.120 His jumper's wet at the Dead Sea, baby.
00:31:16.120 Stop the currency.
00:31:17.660 Instead of the yelling buckets, they yell shekels.
00:31:20.100 Yo, they said highlighted the match is a coin flip.
00:31:22.460 God damn.
00:31:24.040 You know that like.
00:31:24.680 The Brooklyn kikes.
00:31:25.800 I love Instagram.
00:31:26.280 He's got dope for him, though.
00:31:27.820 Instagram comments are great.
00:31:28.940 The jumper's wetter than the Dead Sea.
00:31:30.880 Look at that ridiculously thick beard.
00:31:32.340 Look at that beard, like, in the background.
00:31:34.060 Look how weirdly thick it is.
00:31:35.140 Dude, it does.
00:31:35.800 It's crazy.
00:31:37.220 It's odd.
00:31:37.920 It's like protruding.
00:31:39.300 God's chosen people, baby.
00:31:40.620 They can grow a beard like a motherfucker.
00:31:42.340 Got a pretty sweet form, though.
00:31:44.820 It's Keichel Jordan.
00:31:46.620 It's hard to take it seriously.
00:31:48.780 Keichel Jordan.
00:31:53.340 Colum James.
00:31:55.880 That's pretty good.
00:31:58.040 Fuck.
00:31:58.480 I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days?
00:32:02.940 I hate them more than ever.
00:32:07.760 What's the deal with Jews?
00:32:09.660 I mean, do you guys, like, are you feeling.
00:32:12.460 Shut up, Clint.
00:32:13.640 I'm not talking to you.
00:32:14.360 Are you still feeling like the animosity towards the Jews?
00:32:19.160 Or are we just like looking at them for what they are?
00:32:21.540 Never did.
00:32:22.260 I never felt that.
00:32:23.980 You never felt that?
00:32:25.100 But in looking at them for who they are, that's why you have the animosity.
00:32:28.040 That's what I'm saying.
00:32:30.000 I'm not fond of Netanyahu or the IDF soldiers, but it has not managed to infiltrate my general perception of Jews more broadly.
00:32:38.100 At a certain point, you just accept their flawed beings and you accept them for who they are.
00:32:43.420 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:44.380 You go from, like, the stages of Jew or, like, stages of grief.
00:32:47.780 You go from, these guys are all right.
00:32:49.760 Just kind of talk fast.
00:32:50.740 Then you go to stage two, where you start, you go, wait a second.
00:32:54.620 They did what?
00:32:55.420 Six million?
00:32:56.320 Yeah, you start to notice a little bit.
00:32:57.680 Then stage three is like, I am fucking livid at what they've done to the society and our children and pornography and the world.
00:33:05.080 And then stage four is kind of like, you know what, man?
00:33:08.400 They're not so bad.
00:33:09.620 It is like when you discover that you're going to agree.
00:33:12.460 Yeah, literally the stages of grief.
00:33:13.200 You went through acceptance, denial, anger.
00:33:16.000 The stages of the acceptance.
00:33:17.460 It's like you're on the acceptance stage.
00:33:20.160 Can we do an early life check on the person that found out the stages of grief who, like, put that forward as an idea?
00:33:25.720 If it's a Jew and it literally was just, like, coming back and it's just the way you were Jew.
00:33:29.080 It's almost certainly.
00:33:29.540 Hold on a second.
00:33:30.300 Dude, Hitler went through them, right?
00:33:31.960 Anger was the Holocaust.
00:33:33.940 On Nephilim Deskwad, we were looking at fucking artwork.
00:33:37.260 And it was the artwork of the World Trade Center.
00:33:41.320 It's just a cube within a cube.
00:33:43.140 It's called, what's that shit from, like, Captain America?
00:33:46.360 A tesseract.
00:33:47.340 It's a very, like, a cult thing.
00:33:48.360 It was I.M. Pei designed it, right?
00:33:50.660 Dude, I looked up who designed it.
00:33:52.800 A Jew, of course.
00:33:53.700 And I was like, why the fuck is a Jew?
00:33:55.200 Wait, I thought it wasn't that Asian, dude?
00:33:57.140 No, it was.
00:33:57.860 Name a magician.
00:33:58.540 Name a prominent magician.
00:33:59.740 He's almost certainly a Jew.
00:34:00.860 Houdini was a Jew.
00:34:01.460 Criss Angel.
00:34:02.200 Yeah, Criss Angel Jew.
00:34:03.460 Probably a Jew.
00:34:04.320 David Blaine?
00:34:05.460 Jew.
00:34:05.620 He looks Jewish.
00:34:06.740 Is he a Jew?
00:34:07.460 He looks Israeli.
00:34:08.880 He's Jew.
00:34:09.440 David Copperfield?
00:34:10.760 Jew.
00:34:10.980 Wait, no.
00:34:11.740 David Blaine?
00:34:12.840 David Blaine is Persian, clearly.
00:34:15.040 Jew.
00:34:15.380 Is he?
00:34:16.640 Looks Persian to me.
00:34:17.620 Wow.
00:34:18.260 This is, like, yo, dude, my chat GPT, I said, is David Blaine Jew?
00:34:22.340 That's what I wrote to chat GPT.
00:34:23.740 Is he Jew?
00:34:25.780 Oh, yes, he is of Jewish descent.
00:34:28.260 Fuck.
00:34:28.620 What about, uh, so Penn and Teller are?
00:34:31.340 Oh, yeah, 100%.
00:34:32.180 Yeah.
00:34:32.620 Jew.
00:34:33.140 Oh, my God.
00:34:33.940 Clearly a Jew.
00:34:34.720 Are you kidding?
00:34:34.980 His father is...
00:34:35.800 I don't even know, but...
00:34:37.940 His father's Puerto Rican.
00:34:39.500 That's why they abandoned libertarianism during COVID.
00:34:41.720 Holy toad.
00:34:42.760 Oh, come on.
00:34:43.540 They're both perfect stereotypes of Jews.
00:34:45.460 I don't know how you can look at either of them and be like, I think they're Jews.
00:34:48.600 Yeah, very sneaky, sleight of hand.
00:34:50.640 None of it's real, but, I mean, it does work.
00:34:52.880 It affects the...
00:34:53.340 It's all Jews.
00:34:53.560 They make black people do shit, right?
00:34:55.800 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:56.380 So, dude, yeah.
00:34:57.420 Oh, shit.
00:34:58.240 Being a magician, yeah.
00:34:59.340 I think Hosea was alluding to the fact that being a magician is just a natural fit for
00:35:03.340 a Jew because it's the sneakiest occupation.
00:35:06.000 But all magicians are Jews and all magicians...
00:35:09.340 They're lying to you.
00:35:10.520 All magicians can always fool a black person.
00:35:13.560 Like, black people react to magic like crazy and black people react to Jews like crazy.
00:35:18.140 Dude, they're so good at magic, they trick black people into working.
00:35:20.920 I mean, no one can do that.
00:35:22.660 This whole shit is magic.
00:35:24.100 Money's magic, dog.
00:35:25.140 Dude, they trick black people onto a ship and brought them overseas.
00:35:29.480 Top, top, be honest with me.
00:35:30.580 Do you have a little bit of respect for Jewish people given that they enslaved the blacks?
00:35:34.080 This is part of the state.
00:35:34.820 It's part of the stages of grief.
00:35:36.740 You go from like, really like, ah, fuck.
00:35:38.140 That's the acceptance.
00:35:39.320 It's like, you know what?
00:35:40.100 Jews created slavery, so they're cool.
00:35:42.380 The acceptance is like, wow, look at what they've created.
00:35:44.880 I mean, it's all built on fraud and deceit, but man, is it like, it's a wonderful structure.
00:35:49.820 Look at it, man.
00:35:50.460 I wish I could control blacks.
00:35:52.780 Not that I wish I could, but I look at it and I go, fucking respect it, man.
00:35:56.420 Look at the game that you've run.
00:35:58.340 Dude, they're even doing it now.
00:35:59.780 Because we've talked about this before.
00:36:01.280 It's like, look at them physically and you go like, they would never run anything.
00:36:04.500 They can never do anything.
00:36:05.400 They can never control the world.
00:36:06.620 And then they do.
00:36:07.680 And you're like, oh, wow.
00:36:08.680 Like, you actually, like, you went from like, literally being like, couldn't beat up anybody to where you control.
00:36:13.880 You know that I can kill you with a strong handshake, right?
00:36:17.380 But like, it's really cool to see what you've done here.
00:36:20.540 Like, you really have positioned yourself well for such physically weak people.
00:36:23.900 Yeah, think about what the NBA is.
00:36:24.740 They've essentially filled the role of like a necromancer class.
00:36:27.320 So they're like a summon all their people for them type deal.
00:36:31.380 So they don't actually do it.
00:36:32.300 That's why they're weak.
00:36:32.940 Like, you know, Jumie Butler, star point guard for the Miami Heat.
00:36:37.740 He's with the Warriors now, buddy.
00:36:40.660 Oh, it happened tonight?
00:36:42.020 Yeah, it happened tonight.
00:36:42.780 Can I just say, unfortunate.
00:36:45.700 What was that?
00:36:45.980 What was that, Cole?
00:36:46.580 No, no, efficiency.
00:36:47.700 I don't want to play this.
00:36:48.880 I don't want to play this.
00:36:49.560 You don't like this one?
00:36:50.500 No, I just don't like her.
00:36:51.460 Can you go back?
00:36:52.140 Can you just go back to her face right before you play anything?
00:36:54.900 Okay, her face.
00:36:56.280 I don't mind her.
00:36:57.120 She seems kind of nice.
00:36:58.060 But like, this is a very unfortunate face.
00:37:00.100 She said something about Hitler, and so that's the...
00:37:01.280 Looks kind of like me.
00:37:03.000 Why are these our celebrities?
00:37:06.100 I don't understand.
00:37:06.960 Like, this isn't even a very attractive girl.
00:37:09.020 Because of USAID.
00:37:09.220 These are our girls.
00:37:09.860 These are anti-Semites, yeah.
00:37:11.380 She dropped an N-bomb, and she became famous.
00:37:13.220 Like, I don't want to do that.
00:37:13.600 Is she getting USAID?
00:37:15.000 Because we saw that Vouch and fucking James Lindsay.
00:37:19.600 And Destiny.
00:37:20.740 And the...
00:37:21.860 Those guys have USAIDs.
00:37:24.280 Wait, Destiny got fucking USAID?
00:37:26.520 I thought you just got AIDS.
00:37:27.380 That sounds surprising.
00:37:28.720 Yeah, he just has AIDS.
00:37:30.400 He's got US AIDS?
00:37:31.720 He's got international AIDS.
00:37:33.320 He's got US AIDS and African AIDS.
00:37:35.660 Highland AIDS.
00:37:36.300 He's got that kind of AIDS.
00:37:37.100 Whatever AIDS Nick Fuentes gave him, he got that shit, too.
00:37:39.960 Listen, what is going on here?
00:37:42.140 Why are these people being paid by our shadow government?
00:37:44.820 I don't know.
00:37:45.300 Dysgenic freaks, man.
00:37:46.620 Because it's...
00:37:47.960 Like, because they want just, uh...
00:37:50.480 Like, uh...
00:37:51.280 How many times have we said nigger, and it's never paid off?
00:37:53.760 God, that's true.
00:37:54.460 We should be being paid for it.
00:37:55.240 What do I got to do to get this sweet USAID money?
00:37:58.440 Just because we're not...
00:37:59.220 We're not, like, a 6.5 random white bitch.
00:38:02.560 We can't say the n-word and go viral.
00:38:03.820 Here's the thing, Clint.
00:38:04.560 No, no, no.
00:38:05.040 We're talking about the wrong shit.
00:38:06.240 I can talk about sucking dicks.
00:38:07.860 Hot Tua!
00:38:08.560 Listen to me!
00:38:10.760 Look at the VR turn.
00:38:12.260 USAID?
00:38:12.720 She's already disappeared, man.
00:38:14.140 She did her crypto scam, and she's just gone completely.
00:38:16.460 She's not doing the podcast anymore?
00:38:17.320 Oh, 100%.
00:38:18.180 I can DM with USAID.
00:38:19.640 I can DM with...
00:38:19.660 I've been 15 times a day asking to boost some crypto scam.
00:38:22.860 I hate these people.
00:38:25.200 Yep.
00:38:25.860 Right, next time.
00:38:26.840 My girlfriend started on OnlyFans two months ago, and after one month, she only had one
00:38:30.540 follower, me.
00:38:31.800 She was upset.
00:38:32.360 This is Clint talking about Ashton.
00:38:34.420 He was her only fan.
00:38:35.080 She was upset, and I felt bad for her.
00:38:36.840 I decided to create multiple accounts and subscribed to her so she would be happier and more encouraged
00:38:40.760 to continue with her journey.
00:38:42.100 Recently, over the past few weeks, she has been messaging one of my accounts, which uses
00:38:45.620 a very handsome male profile picture, and she has been hinting at meeting up with them.
00:38:48.700 So not me.
00:38:49.240 I don't know what to do right now.
00:38:50.820 Do I tell her the truth about what I'm doing, or continue pretending to be this guy to avoid
00:38:53.900 upsetting her?
00:38:54.520 She mentioned being willing to fly out to meet this dude.
00:38:56.580 I think her heart would be broken if I told her.
00:38:58.600 She's cheating on him with him!
00:39:01.420 It's a funny joke, but it's not real.
00:39:03.500 Yeah, it's not real.
00:39:04.360 It's just funny.
00:39:04.840 I mean, this is wild, though.
00:39:07.660 You do hear lots of stories.
00:39:09.440 You know what I did like, though?
00:39:10.720 I like that Toad thought it was real.
00:39:12.320 It could be.
00:39:13.260 Toad is the one that put us in there.
00:39:14.640 It's still real to me, damn it.
00:39:15.480 Yeah.
00:39:17.160 I could see it happening to me.
00:39:18.660 I'm skipping some of these ones that Toad sent.
00:39:19.680 Rockluster is the heavyweight champ in my heart.
00:39:22.520 Yeah, I see the ones.
00:39:23.820 No, no, no.
00:39:24.280 I think we should.
00:39:25.000 Let's take a look at the one that Toad sent, just because I'm sure a lot of them are retarded,
00:39:28.920 but this one here was a, I think, was a legitimate question from Toad.
00:39:32.320 It says, men, is this true?
00:39:35.700 And then, like, for the listeners, there's, like, a thicker, kind of more full-looking hot dog thing.
00:39:40.340 It says, the penis of a virgin.
00:39:41.840 Penis is still very large and healthy.
00:39:43.920 Hasn't been crushed inside dozens of vaginas.
00:39:46.400 And will one day make the right woman a very happy wife.
00:39:49.560 The other one is kind of a shriveled up dick.
00:39:51.180 And it says, the penis of a man who had multiple sexual partners.
00:39:55.240 Penis shriveled down to less than a third of its original size due to vaginal pressure.
00:39:58.680 Will no longer be able to please a woman.
00:40:00.520 And Toad sent this, and he just, like, he sent it early in the morning.
00:40:03.340 And it said, question mark, question mark, question mark.
00:40:05.820 And we were like, what do you guys think of my dick?
00:40:09.560 What do you think about my Toad?
00:40:11.280 No, no.
00:40:11.840 I sent it, and I said, this is how I maintain my girth.
00:40:15.760 I think he was asking us if our dicks have shrunk since we've been having sex.
00:40:19.240 That's what I thought he was asking.
00:40:20.380 Come on, you guys have all seen mine.
00:40:21.620 I haven't seen yours.
00:40:22.320 I will admit, I feel like my dick has shrunk since I was a kid.
00:40:25.720 But I don't think it's actually shrunk.
00:40:27.420 I just think it's not the same as, like, 16-year-old me.
00:40:30.460 Because you'd have such throbbing erections every fucking time.
00:40:33.000 It's just, like, huge.
00:40:33.840 I think you're just not getting the erections anymore.
00:40:37.280 My dick is bigger soft, but it doesn't get as hard as it did back in the day.
00:40:40.540 Yeah.
00:40:40.700 So, I mean, it felt like it was bigger, but it's still the same dick, in my opinion.
00:40:43.840 I find that my dick gets...
00:40:44.840 My dick soft is way better looking than it used to be.
00:40:47.360 My dick gets bigger the more I use it, Toad.
00:40:51.480 Like, if I use it every day in a week, and I'm not talking about beating off.
00:40:55.500 I'm talking about, like, if you get pussy every day in a week, my dick feels bigger.
00:40:58.900 I think maybe there's, like, a swelling.
00:40:59.480 When was the last time you got pussy every day in a week?
00:41:00.920 Dude, a long time.
00:41:01.880 That's what...
00:41:02.320 I was going to say.
00:41:03.460 Jose's talking about, like, 16, maybe?
00:41:05.500 Wait, when you fucked every day of the week, your dick was thinner?
00:41:07.940 Those were the days, baby.
00:41:08.720 No, he's saying it was thicker and more virile.
00:41:12.780 It doesn't get squished by the walls.
00:41:15.060 Something about it.
00:41:15.600 I think what it is is, like, when you have muscles...
00:41:16.940 It's like you're working it out.
00:41:18.320 Yeah, and you break your muscles down, and they build up.
00:41:21.320 I think it's something like that.
00:41:21.480 You're making the muscle bigger.
00:41:23.000 Oh, shit.
00:41:23.960 Yeah.
00:41:24.080 Dude, I feel like...
00:41:24.600 Yeah, when I was fucking the reg, I felt like my dick was huge.
00:41:26.800 It was hard all the time.
00:41:27.220 Yeah, dog.
00:41:27.480 So, wait, does jerking off constantly do that, too?
00:41:30.440 No.
00:41:30.940 Jerking off hurts your dick, because you're doing it...
00:41:33.120 Like, something about it, it's not the same.
00:41:34.860 Unless you have Clint hands, I mean, how it's supposed to work is you're supposed to have,
00:41:38.360 like, rough hands, and it's supposed to not be good for your dick, you know?
00:41:41.540 Dude, I'm worried that my dick is, like, completely fucked.
00:41:44.000 God beat it like that.
00:41:44.700 I won't be able to, like, fuck a pussy.
00:41:46.720 Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about it, so...
00:41:48.480 Honestly, yeah, jerking off gives you the second dick.
00:41:55.160 But then I look at that, and I'm like, yeah, all right.
00:41:57.600 Legitimately, that's exactly how a homeboy described Barack Obama's dick.
00:42:01.060 The right thing.
00:42:02.500 Exactly.
00:42:03.160 That's the exact same thing.
00:42:03.580 Just saying.
00:42:05.400 It's just like one of those, like, stringy turds.
00:42:08.260 You know what I'm talking about?
00:42:09.160 Like, when you have shit that's, like...
00:42:10.460 This logic may actually make sense when you're dealing with buttholes, though, because buttholes,
00:42:13.860 there's, like, we talked about, like, there was some weirdo that said that, like, this was, like,
00:42:17.380 small dick cope or something, but dicks are, like...
00:42:19.360 Buttholes are, like, a different thing.
00:42:20.980 They're, like, tight.
00:42:21.920 They're weirdly tight right here, and so I could see this logic applying, whereas a vagina
00:42:25.600 is much more accommodating for a dick, you know what I mean?
00:42:27.960 It's almost like it was made for.
00:42:29.180 It's made for it.
00:42:32.660 Oh, my God.
00:42:33.440 Wait a second.
00:42:34.580 There's something in the...
00:42:35.780 There's something there that we skipped from toad, and I think we should really talk about it.
00:42:38.940 It's the Benson Boone, but I can't find the...
00:42:41.220 Oh, yeah, dude.
00:42:41.960 I love this guy.
00:42:42.700 I will.
00:42:43.360 I'll get to it.
00:42:44.080 I forgot the Clinton even said toad in a row.
00:42:46.640 I want to get into those details of my family here.
00:42:50.020 Oh, let's get into a few of them.
00:42:52.360 Tell me about it.
00:42:53.220 Well, if you look at the record from January 6th, where I testified before that committee,
00:43:00.560 because of my personal information being released by Congress, I was subjected to a direct and
00:43:07.620 significant threat on my life, and I put that information in the record.
00:43:12.080 I had to move.
00:43:12.980 In that threat, I was called a detestable, and I apologize if I don't get it all right,
00:43:21.400 but it's in the record, a detestable sand nigger who had no right being in this country.
00:43:27.840 You should go back to where you came from.
00:43:30.420 You belong with your terrorist home friends.
00:43:33.120 That's what was sent to me.
00:43:36.820 That's just a piece of it.
00:43:38.020 Which one are you sending?
00:43:38.980 That's nothing compared to what the men and women are watching.
00:43:41.800 I fucking love this guy.
00:43:44.140 He reminds me of Aziz Ansari.
00:43:46.040 I just think he's cute, right?
00:43:47.300 Did you see a glint in his eye when he says it, too?
00:43:50.500 It's almost as if he was like, sand nigger.
00:43:52.300 Well, because I also love that he goes like, I don't think I'm going to get all this right.
00:43:56.660 They called me a...
00:43:57.500 And then he goes on to say exactly what they said.
00:44:00.880 I'm not sure if I'm saying this right, but sand nigger.
00:44:03.900 They said my father fucks goats.
00:44:06.860 You guys know I did a panel with him and Brett Weinstein at Vegas?
00:44:10.520 Is he a little guy?
00:44:13.260 No.
00:44:13.940 I think he was close to six feet.
00:44:16.680 Interesting.
00:44:17.580 He just looks cute.
00:44:18.600 He just has the voice of a little guy, though.
00:44:20.960 He does look adorable.
00:44:21.500 Yeah.
00:44:22.220 I like him.
00:44:22.920 I like him.
00:44:23.540 I don't know him, but I like him.
00:44:24.980 He strikes me as being on the spectrum.
00:44:27.240 Like, no bullshit.
00:44:28.320 Yeah.
00:44:29.040 Oh, yeah.
00:44:29.700 I think so.
00:44:31.780 Let me make sure I'm getting this all accurate.
00:44:34.620 Sand nigger.
00:44:35.740 As soon as I started talking to him in the green room before we went on stage, I was like,
00:44:40.480 oh, you're my people.
00:44:42.080 I was like, oh, I know this type immediately.
00:44:45.460 Oh, you're vaccinated, too, huh?
00:44:47.220 Oh, cool.
00:44:48.600 Except when it comes to Israel.
00:44:50.920 Well, yeah.
00:44:51.360 That's true.
00:44:51.600 Well, man, let's not get political here, guys.
00:44:53.920 Yeah.
00:44:54.840 I wanted to talk about this shit real quick.
00:44:57.000 By the way, we need to clip him dropping that.
00:44:59.940 Fine.
00:45:00.140 Go ahead.
00:45:00.900 Pull it up.
00:45:01.680 We do.
00:45:02.400 Nigger.
00:45:02.860 Nigger.
00:45:03.360 Nigger.
00:45:04.400 Well, it's got to do the sand part.
00:45:05.620 Yeah, dude.
00:45:06.000 So I think we had this on here.
00:45:20.460 Let's see this.
00:45:21.940 Oh, that was sick.
00:45:24.180 I don't know why we're watching this, but that was pretty dope.
00:45:25.760 So I think what we're watching this is because we found out that Clint was-
00:45:30.360 Okay, here we go.
00:45:32.520 Mine is probably Benson Boone or whatever that dude's name is.
00:45:35.540 Oh.
00:45:36.280 Which guy?
00:45:37.120 Oh, he's the Beautiful Things.
00:45:38.740 You've been listening to that song over and over?
00:45:39.700 I like fucking Benson Boone.
00:45:42.020 Wasn't it like a question?
00:45:42.940 It was like a guilty pleasure or something?
00:45:44.540 Wasn't that the question?
00:45:45.140 Yeah, I remember the song.
00:45:46.500 I had no idea what his name was.
00:45:48.040 I didn't make that connection at all.
00:45:50.700 Oh.
00:45:52.180 Do you have the-
00:45:53.340 They're assaulting him, man.
00:45:55.080 I mean, this dude's kind of a stud.
00:45:55.740 Top, do you have the I Am The Hordest?
00:45:57.300 I don't know who he is, but he's a stud.
00:45:58.000 This is where we-
00:45:58.740 I just said his name.
00:45:59.640 Did you listen?
00:46:00.980 Benson Boone.
00:46:01.640 Benson Boone.
00:46:02.500 You just really like Benson Boone.
00:46:04.180 I don't know who this guy is, but he's a stud.
00:46:05.820 By the way, tonight, guys, why me and Top are kind of producing is because Tyler couldn't
00:46:09.460 be here tonight.
00:46:10.060 So we're missing out on a lot of drops, a lot of cool, funny stuff, because it'd be really
00:46:13.780 funny if the drop came in of I Am The Hordest.
00:46:15.920 Joy, because I Am The Hordest.
00:46:19.000 There you go, Clint.
00:46:19.820 Let me ask you a question.
00:46:22.300 Hold on.
00:46:22.660 Wait a minute.
00:46:22.840 Pull that back up.
00:46:23.820 Where is he at?
00:46:24.500 Yeah.
00:46:24.840 Okay.
00:46:25.160 When you look at this-
00:46:26.140 Dude, he does look like Daniel Penney.
00:46:28.140 Do you feel the way I feel about Albert Pujols?
00:46:30.400 Do you feel the way I feel when you look at this photo, Clint?
00:46:34.600 Look at this photograph.
00:46:37.280 Clint, did you get a Benson boner?
00:46:39.960 No.
00:46:40.880 I don't.
00:46:41.800 I just like his swag.
00:46:43.300 I just think he's killing it.
00:46:44.900 I like it when fucking dudes crush.
00:46:47.320 Yeah.
00:46:47.600 I don't know what the issue is here.
00:46:49.140 This is pretty pimp.
00:46:49.840 I don't know who this guy is.
00:46:50.820 It's the first time ever seeing him.
00:46:52.180 I know his name, obviously.
00:46:53.160 I'm just going to play this part again, because this is dope.
00:46:55.200 This is pretty sick.
00:46:56.400 How can you handle this guy?
00:46:58.120 Dude, come on.
00:46:59.560 This dude fucks.
00:47:01.160 Dude, you know-
00:47:01.940 Yeah, but he fucks.
00:47:03.280 He might fuck men, but he doesn't-
00:47:04.620 He fucks so hard, you like the-
00:47:06.460 Mine is probably Benson bone or whatever that dude's name is.
00:47:09.620 Are we trying to rag on Clint here?
00:47:11.600 Because it just seems to be-
00:47:13.060 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:13.960 It's a good judge of awesome.
00:47:15.960 I don't know.
00:47:16.220 I just love it.
00:47:16.760 That needs to be a drop.
00:47:17.740 I just like, when he goes, I just fucking like Benson Boone.
00:47:21.880 Do you know, like, whenever he did that flip-
00:47:23.720 I don't even know, I mean, I don't know any of his music, but that was sick.
00:47:25.900 Yo, listen to his top five songs on Spotify, and you'll be like, this dude rocked.
00:47:30.560 He's an incredible fucking songwriter.
00:47:32.620 Like, really, really good lyrics.
00:47:34.000 Really good.
00:47:34.780 So, this is at the Grammy.
00:47:36.500 So, this is all, like, famous musicians.
00:47:38.740 Like, all, like, famous people are there.
00:47:39.620 Yeah, High Kloom and What's-Her-Face are stripping.
00:47:41.780 Okay, I get that.
00:47:42.440 Okay, whatever.
00:47:45.000 Oh, wait up, wait up, wait up.
00:47:46.060 Okay, guys, hold on.
00:47:47.420 We've made it through the-
00:47:48.560 I'm down to joking.
00:47:49.280 You can't just-
00:47:49.880 No, no, no, no.
00:47:50.420 But wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:47:51.260 We've made it halfway through this list.
00:47:52.880 We do have mailbag.
00:47:54.120 Should we say fuck mailbag?
00:47:55.300 We have Lainey edits, and if there are-
00:47:57.960 We got through the Lainey edits.
00:47:58.740 Let's do two mailbags and a Lainey edit.
00:48:00.800 Boom, boom.
00:48:01.320 Talk about real quick.
00:48:02.000 No mailbag.
00:48:02.780 This is my vengeance for them talking shit to me.
00:48:05.360 Whoa.
00:48:06.640 Can I say what I was going to say?
00:48:07.960 I was like, you know, like, this is all famous people.
00:48:10.640 People that have, like, they can get anybody they want.
00:48:12.420 He made every pussy wet in that building.
00:48:15.220 Whenever he, like, flipped off of fucking-
00:48:17.380 Dude, if I had a pussy, it would have been wet.
00:48:18.720 Mr. Boone is the type of nigga to walk into the Grammys
00:48:20.060 and turn down every bitch there because he's got even a better bitch
00:48:23.080 waiting outside.
00:48:23.940 That's how fucking gangster Benson Boone is.
00:48:25.760 So, yeah.
00:48:26.520 I like Benson Boone.
00:48:27.460 It's like, it's all teams in there.
00:48:28.420 And he's like, I only fuck 11s.
00:48:30.160 I remember when I was in high school and Justin Timberlake was, like,
00:48:32.920 all the rage, right?
00:48:34.120 And everyone's like, I fucking hate Justin Timberlake.
00:48:36.600 And I was like, Justin Timberlake is awesome.
00:48:39.360 Can you see his dick, by the way?
00:48:41.080 Not really.
00:48:41.980 It's, like, tucked back.
00:48:43.280 Can you just say Benson Boone is awesome?
00:48:44.780 Just go ahead and praise him really quick because I want to see
00:48:47.200 how this looks while you praise him.
00:48:48.840 Benson Boone is awesome.
00:48:50.860 You can tell that seam is perfectly made to cover up his cock, too.
00:48:54.400 Like, it's like the seam presses on where his cock would go.
00:48:56.740 So, like, you can't see.
00:48:57.660 That is.
00:48:58.120 But it's also seemed really on the backside.
00:48:59.900 So, like, it goes into his butt cheeks, too.
00:49:02.060 So, his butt cheeks are really.
00:49:03.240 Are you implying that his dick is wrapped around and tucked around the
00:49:05.780 seams into his back?
00:49:06.780 I think it might be.
00:49:09.120 Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle.
00:49:12.480 You know what I mean?
00:49:14.440 What the fuck does that mean?
00:49:15.580 You mean, like, a dick in the back?
00:49:16.920 What are you talking about?
00:49:17.560 A boondoggle needs, like, something to get fucked up now.
00:49:21.040 I didn't even see this.
00:49:22.120 No, no.
00:49:22.460 Andrew Tate.
00:49:22.840 Not in this context.
00:49:26.960 Something just happened?
00:49:28.020 Oh, God.
00:49:30.200 Here we go again.
00:49:30.860 We now have RoboCole.
00:49:32.900 We've made it to the point of the episode where Cole has
00:49:35.560 unintentionally unplugged his microphone.
00:49:37.020 Yeah, he's unplugged my microphone.
00:49:37.740 After six years of YouTubing, this is, like, unavoidable.
00:49:42.020 It's just a really bad plug.
00:49:43.440 And so if I move it to, but Andrew Tate actually commented,
00:49:46.500 who the fuck is Benson Boone?
00:49:49.420 You should reply with the video of me.
00:49:53.320 He said, I really feel like 90% of these Matrix-approved
00:49:56.240 celebrities live in a bubble.
00:49:57.740 The normal person has absolutely no idea who they are and
00:49:59.560 doesn't give a fuck.
00:50:00.360 I liked that.
00:50:01.300 I liked his reply there.
00:50:02.840 I think he's right.
00:50:03.240 I'm going to say that Clint is brainwashed because I do like
00:50:05.740 how the way he said, yeah, shut up, Clint, for a second.
00:50:07.900 Look, the way he said, yeah, he said, I like Benson Boone.
00:50:10.360 And then he goes, like, real dreamy.
00:50:11.900 He goes, I fucking like Benson Boone.
00:50:14.260 And it's like, now we see Benson Boone.
00:50:15.840 He's being fed to us at the Grammys.
00:50:17.460 Like, this is the fucking person, this gay dude with these blue
00:50:20.480 tights.
00:50:20.620 I knew about him.
00:50:21.320 I knew about him before he was on the Grammys.
00:50:23.220 Clint, they MK-ultra'd you, dog.
00:50:25.360 That's why you sat there and said-
00:50:26.880 Dude, I heard his song, like, almost a year ago.
00:50:29.760 And I was like, this shit is fire.
00:50:31.260 And then I went to Spotify and I listened to, like,
00:50:33.520 another four or five, six songs of his.
00:50:35.580 And I was like, these are all unbelievably beautifully written
00:50:38.480 songs.
00:50:38.820 And great voice, too.
00:50:40.280 I didn't even know what the nigga looked like.
00:50:42.220 Then I see what he looks like.
00:50:43.660 He looks like Miles Teller, kind of.
00:50:45.500 Yeah, then I see what he looks like.
00:50:47.000 And I'm like, all right, yeah, now my dick's fucking raging, right?
00:50:49.980 Dude, I think he looks like Daniel Penny, dude.
00:50:51.860 That's even better.
00:50:52.880 He said that, like, three times, too.
00:50:54.920 That's what he said, by the way.
00:50:56.260 I fucking like-
00:50:57.420 Wait a second, guys.
00:50:58.200 We just need to study this for a second.
00:50:59.600 Here we go.
00:51:00.020 I like fucking Benson Boone.
00:51:02.320 I like fucking Benson Boone.
00:51:04.600 Look at his face.
00:51:05.140 I like fucking Benson Boone.
00:51:06.980 Does that look like the face of a man that's in charge of his own
00:51:09.140 faculties or a man that's been MKUltrad?
00:51:12.480 I like fucking Benson Boone.
00:51:13.820 I'm playing into the uncomfortable nature of disclosing that I like Benson Boone.
00:51:17.380 But anyways, what happened?
00:51:18.700 I don't think you have anything to be uncomfortable about.
00:51:20.740 I'm sticking strong to that.
00:51:22.700 I think that's what the question was.
00:51:24.080 Like, what's a guilty pleasure of yours?
00:51:25.880 I don't think it applies.
00:51:27.760 That's not-
00:51:28.720 Well, it's guilty in the sense that I have a bunch of men who are questioning their sexuality
00:51:33.940 who get challenged by the fact that I can look at a beautiful man like Benson Boone
00:51:37.960 and just go, this dude's crushing, and I like it.
00:51:40.940 Dope.
00:51:41.160 Is it gay to fuck?
00:51:47.480 No.
00:51:48.080 No.
00:51:48.640 Is this gay?
00:51:49.880 Straight guys, imagine a genie gives your wife or girlfriend a penis for 20 minutes,
00:51:55.440 and it's her wish.
00:51:56.440 Here's the thing.
00:51:57.040 Your wife or girlfriend would wish a genie for a dick.
00:52:01.560 100%.
00:52:02.000 Everybody's listening.
00:52:02.900 You would wish for tits and a pussy, too, wouldn't you?
00:52:05.240 No pussy.
00:52:06.240 Not a chance.
00:52:07.240 Why?
00:52:07.600 Who cares?
00:52:07.960 I've got three wishes, and I'm going to get a fucking cooter?
00:52:10.620 No.
00:52:10.860 Fuck that.
00:52:11.280 But I want to play with my own tits.
00:52:12.480 That is the most high-time preference bullshit I've ever put in my life.
00:52:15.420 Yeah, retarded.
00:52:16.360 I would like some pussy, please, with my one wish.
00:52:19.080 Dude, I'd like my credit score to be 705.
00:52:22.140 Dude, imagine if Liz did this, though, and Cole could give Liz what she could never give him.
00:52:26.800 Can I finish three wishes?
00:52:27.500 I just need pussy once.
00:52:28.540 That's all I need.
00:52:29.260 A blowjob to completion.
00:52:30.240 We never even finished.
00:52:31.120 I never was able to finish the question because we have an interrupter named Top.
00:52:34.980 That's all right.
00:52:35.580 During the 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.
00:52:37.960 I like how this guy...
00:52:39.020 Hold on.
00:52:39.640 This guy gets...
00:52:40.240 Shut the fuck up.
00:52:41.680 Shut the fuck up.
00:52:43.360 Shut the fuck up.
00:52:43.800 And all of a sudden, we've got an interrupter.
00:52:46.120 I'm trying to do a serious show here, guys.
00:52:48.660 Literally, every time I've been reading something, you go, let me just...
00:52:51.800 How does it feel, Cole?
00:52:53.240 I don't do that.
00:52:54.140 That's Jose's job.
00:52:55.280 That's been Jose's thing our whole show.
00:52:57.980 Okay, go ahead.
00:52:59.000 During that 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.
00:53:01.140 Just know what it's like.
00:53:02.060 Would you do it?
00:53:03.080 Is that gay, or is there a genie rule?
00:53:05.520 I don't think there's a genie rule.
00:53:06.840 I just think it's just ironclad.
00:53:10.160 Your wife wants you to suck her dick.
00:53:12.180 You fucking do it.
00:53:13.080 Yeah, you suck that dick.
00:53:14.180 I don't think it's gay, dude.
00:53:15.660 She's probably got a nice feminine dick.
00:53:18.060 It's a lady dick.
00:53:19.420 What if it comes out a black dick?
00:53:21.260 What if it's hairy and it's fucking thick?
00:53:22.720 What if she's like, I wish for a dick, and it doesn't match her body at all?
00:53:25.880 It's like a long black dick, and you're like, oh.
00:53:28.220 Honestly, honestly, that changes my opinion.
00:53:32.780 If it looks like it belongs on her body, I'm sucking that thing all day long.
00:53:35.560 If it looks like a random big old black dick, I am not sucking it.
00:53:38.720 Do you think if...
00:53:39.980 The dick would look like it belongs...
00:53:41.180 So if the genie gave her a dick, it would look like it belonged on her body.
00:53:44.220 Do you think your wife would have a big dick?
00:53:46.180 Or what would your wife's dick look like if she got one?
00:53:48.400 A little four-inch-er, slender.
00:53:51.240 No, I think it matches your dick.
00:53:53.640 It is basically your dick on her body.
00:53:56.740 So then you're sucking your own dick on your wife?
00:53:59.460 Yes.
00:54:00.180 Yes.
00:54:00.740 I'm good with it.
00:54:01.840 I'm going to be honest.
00:54:02.580 That makes it more gay.
00:54:04.480 It makes it more gay if it's your dick?
00:54:05.880 If your dick looks exactly like mine, I'm going to feel weird about it.
00:54:08.400 I feel like that makes it...
00:54:09.460 You would definitely sword fight for sure.
00:54:11.320 What do you pull at your dick if you're going to a sword fight, and you're fighting your wife?
00:54:14.440 You look at your own dick and then like, yeah, I kind of want to suck that.
00:54:17.440 I mean, sure, sometimes.
00:54:19.640 It would be a feminine version of your dick, whatever that means.
00:54:23.940 You mean a vagina?
00:54:25.580 So it's just a hairless dick.
00:54:28.920 And like, so three of you are saying it's not gay, right?
00:54:33.440 Is that what you're saying?
00:54:34.400 Yeah, not gay.
00:54:35.160 Big bigger than mine.
00:54:36.640 I go the opposite direction.
00:54:38.320 I say it's actually gay to not do it.
00:54:42.000 I mean, especially with your own dick.
00:54:43.300 What I would be afraid of is then you just really get into trannies afterwards.
00:54:46.880 It's like 20 minutes into this, it's over, and then you're just like, and you're like,
00:54:49.860 oh, well, no, I'm just...
00:54:51.220 Does your wife nut the way she always nuts, or does she like nut in your mouth with her
00:54:55.560 wife dick?
00:54:55.740 The way she always...
00:54:56.900 Are you implying that somehow she'd be able to nut from her dick?
00:54:59.340 Like, oh, oh, oh.
00:55:00.340 When girls nut, they generally don't...
00:55:03.000 Girls nut?
00:55:03.520 In the case that girls do nut break glass, they don't generally squirt a toad.
00:55:11.220 It's not a thing.
00:55:12.300 And if they do squirt, it's pee.
00:55:13.840 It's not like thick, white substance.
00:55:16.460 Like, is she coming...
00:55:17.280 Sometimes it is.
00:55:18.500 Is she coming like how girls come in your mouth, or is she coming like how guys come
00:55:22.260 in your mouth?
00:55:23.220 She's coming like a fucking dude's dick.
00:55:24.940 Does she have balls?
00:55:26.760 She must.
00:55:27.700 Yeah.
00:55:28.140 Oh, that's a good idea.
00:55:29.940 Whoa.
00:55:30.620 The jizz is in the prostate, though.
00:55:32.160 So, dude, she got a prostate, too.
00:55:34.080 The jizz is in the balls with the pee.
00:55:36.100 Okay.
00:55:36.860 Or is the jizz is like being created by her ovaries, so she's jizzing eggs into you?
00:55:42.220 I have no idea.
00:55:43.060 Here is actually my...
00:55:44.260 I love eggs.
00:55:44.480 My legitimate...
00:55:45.480 Did you guys see the video of the guy that stole 100,000 eggs?
00:55:52.320 Whatever.
00:55:52.740 Yeah, I saw it.
00:55:53.780 I saw that.
00:55:54.960 But my legitimate answer to this is I would blow her for as long as her lifetime of blowing
00:56:01.680 me.
00:56:02.740 So, like the actual equal...
00:56:03.960 That's spiteful.
00:56:04.960 So, you still have time left over with the 15 minutes?
00:56:06.800 Oh, I would literally have like 18 minutes left of you.
00:56:10.040 You would do it without getting her to come, right?
00:56:12.300 You want to play video games with that big old dick?
00:56:14.440 Come on, let's go, Liz.
00:56:16.080 Dude, what if it's like...
00:56:17.420 What if you give them a dick, and they just become a total bro?
00:56:20.420 And they're just like...
00:56:20.900 They get a dick, and they're like, can we go get some beers?
00:56:22.680 You want to...
00:56:23.000 Yeah, let's go golf.
00:56:23.740 I like how Cole's like...
00:56:25.580 You actually start to like your wife, you know?
00:56:26.960 Cole's like, yeah, he's like, what if she got a dick, and I like wanted to be around
00:56:29.900 her, and I wasn't completely terrified of her, like all the time.
00:56:33.080 Like, what if?
00:56:34.960 She's like, let's go duck hunting.
00:56:36.640 Do you suck my dick in the blind?
00:56:39.580 You should keep the dick.
00:56:40.280 Dude, there's a monster truck rally.
00:56:41.500 There's a monster truck rally.
00:56:41.840 Think about it, Cole.
00:56:42.400 Monster Jam is like in the...
00:56:44.060 Cole, think about how cool it would be.
00:56:45.620 She got a dick, and then she just wanted to like do cool shit.
00:56:48.220 Like, let's go see NASCAR, but every so often, you just have to suck her dick.
00:56:50.940 You could totally have that relationship.
00:56:51.940 Let's go to this banana pudding festival.
00:56:54.400 No, no, no.
00:56:55.740 I don't know.
00:56:57.220 My wife with a dick would not go to the banana pudding festival.
00:56:59.980 No, because your boyfriend would never suggest it.
00:57:02.500 That's what I'm saying.
00:57:03.100 You should just get a boyfriend.
00:57:03.860 We would go to a fucking Dave and Buster's for the whole day and just like chill out and
00:57:07.400 play video games and watch football.
00:57:09.020 You could stay at home, banana pudding festival on each other's mouses.
00:57:12.360 Yo, Matt.
00:57:12.900 Arcade games?
00:57:13.720 Matt from Georgia.
00:57:14.960 You hear that?
00:57:15.580 If you want to fuck Cole, bring up Dave and Buster's.
00:57:20.540 He just described his perfect date for the gay man.
00:57:23.340 Like, if you're trying to seduce Cole.
00:57:25.640 It's a great date.
00:57:26.900 Matt from Georgia, by the way, he DMs me sometimes, and whenever he does, he's very proud
00:57:32.060 of how racist his son is.
00:57:34.360 Oh, that's nice.
00:57:35.080 Yeah, that's what he DMs me.
00:57:36.120 Oh, I am too.
00:57:36.320 When I see my kids say racist shit, I'm like, oh, okay.
00:57:39.380 Yeah.
00:57:40.460 All right, guys.
00:57:41.240 We're at the hour mark, and we're getting fucking into it.
00:57:43.640 So whoever has the Lainey edit needs to pull it up right now.
00:57:45.920 Cole, go.
00:57:46.400 A Lainey Hobbamok production.
00:57:49.600 Let's check it out.
00:57:51.720 It was totally.
00:57:52.460 No nonsense, Tower Gang.
00:57:53.700 I hope people like this.
00:57:55.400 Yeah.
00:57:55.620 I hope they like the efficiency.
00:57:57.140 Let us know in the comments.
00:57:58.460 Yeah, it's completely inefficient.
00:58:00.180 Are we doing a Lainey edit?
00:58:04.620 It's okay, Cole.
00:58:05.340 You take your time, Cole.
00:58:06.780 It's totally.
00:58:07.480 Yeah.
00:58:07.900 Cole, why are you being so slow, man?
00:58:09.700 Yeah, you piece of shit.
00:58:11.200 Yeah.
00:58:11.560 What's wrong with you?
00:58:12.580 Okay, here we go.
00:58:15.080 Let's go, baby boy.
00:58:16.380 Don't fuck this up.
00:58:17.100 Let's go.
00:58:19.980 Oh, because it's February.
00:58:24.480 We forgot.
00:58:25.400 Oh, it is February.
00:58:26.560 What are you talking about?
00:58:26.960 Oh, yeah.
00:58:27.440 That's right.
00:58:27.920 I forgot.
00:58:28.740 It's black.
00:58:29.260 It's a history of viols.
00:58:43.060 It's beautiful.
00:58:47.700 Oh, my God.
00:58:53.580 I mean, we said niggers must die like 300 times, probably.
00:59:16.980 I come from a long, long line of denim jean.
00:59:20.700 Cut beside all types of fiends.
00:59:22.740 I rob the DEA in overdose.
00:59:25.580 Spend the cash on guns and coke.
00:59:27.700 I am the warm on, got more crazy strong.
00:59:30.600 Dropping drones inside Iran.
00:59:32.500 I'm the big fan, supercharged sex machine.
00:59:35.520 All America next to Lee.
00:59:37.200 I can't just watch some bitch getting, like, railed out.
00:59:40.060 Like, that's not hot.
00:59:41.340 I don't know.
00:59:41.620 Am I gay?
00:59:42.780 Yes.
00:59:45.080 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:59:50.420 You shit your pants a full-on log?
00:59:52.760 Yeah, I fucking shit my pants.
00:59:54.920 What?
00:59:56.140 What?
00:59:59.980 Oh, my God.
01:00:03.220 Oh, my God.
01:00:05.740 No.
01:00:06.460 No, no, no, no.
01:00:07.380 No, no, no, no.
01:00:08.380 No, no, no, no.
01:00:09.020 Oh, my God.
01:00:12.300 Oh, my God.
01:00:13.060 this is great because hitler lived in the eagle's nest and so it's like he's the eagle the arian
01:00:23.540 race the master the eagle above all and they're in the rat's nest you know yeah that makes sense
01:00:28.520 the eagle is this regal beautiful creature you know and then you see these rats it's disgusting
01:00:33.080 i've got a fever and the only prescription is more winning
01:00:36.700 oh my god dude that's why the rats hide in the tunnel so the eagles can't get them let me say
01:00:54.640 this let me say this the whole idea clint clint listen the whole idea what a jew is clint's like
01:01:04.060 looking at the daily wire like call on his on his phone these guys i just don't think they
01:01:10.000 should get foreign aid that's all i think that's honestly my it's time to it's time to eat some
01:01:17.940 kosher food it's time to imbibe and it's time to speak some yiddish yeah baby that's that's a man
01:01:25.080 that loves the taste to come
01:01:26.460 there's 18 divisions only 100 athletes is there a retard division there's there are women's divisions
01:01:44.820 i gotta look it up man there's so many different i want the ss gang i want the ss gang on a shirt like
01:02:09.580 that is sick i mean look i know i know it's not a good thing to like walk around in but like
01:02:18.460 would look great yeah it's a i think i think trump's america it's fine now
01:02:23.820 is he fine in trump's america i had isn't ss gang allowed in project 2025 i'm pretty sure it's allowed
01:02:31.120 yeah i don't think most people even remember that honestly if you said like if they saw they'd be like
01:02:35.260 that's vaguely familiar but most people are retarded they don't know i mean ss just stands for sexy
01:02:39.900 studs man what's wrong with that that's right sexy stud gang no but seriously dude we have guys doing
01:02:45.020 like hiles like and it happened because it happened elon did it and then somebody else did too didn't
01:02:50.760 there wasn't there another if you just started casually hiling i think people would like just be
01:02:54.800 confused and just be like oh i guess whatever if you start hiling and you have a shirt that says ss
01:02:59.440 gang i don't think anybody will look at you twice i got into bewildered like what what's the issue
01:03:05.900 it should be ss gang with elon hiling on it i got into it with somebody about like some shit they were
01:03:12.440 it was like it was like a political you know that i said that i'd never get into like with people
01:03:17.980 and they were doing this thing they were they were saying like you know i just can't believe
01:03:22.700 fucking trump and and like i guess they don't know my political leanings and i was just like what
01:03:27.640 did he do and they go can you believe how unconstitutional of an act it is to have uh
01:03:33.340 he created an organization you had some followers this nigga said created an un no no no in real life
01:03:40.100 they said created an institution of unelected officials that are going and doing unconstitutional
01:03:46.220 acts and i was like like you mean the majority of the government like the cdc yeah i was like the
01:03:51.560 only thing that's ever been created in the government it's just basically a program that said that goes to
01:03:56.760 other government programs and says what'd you spend the money on yep that's it they can't really
01:04:01.340 do anything else that's and i was like this is what you consider unconstitutional and tyrannical
01:04:05.440 i almost fucking blew like my head almost blew up people are people are really fucking dumb and i try
01:04:11.940 not to be political but i'm like you kidding me dude the people the people like that are so
01:04:16.640 unreachable because man here's the here's the truth politics now every just hold on just every
01:04:21.960 minute of every waking hour of every day of their life including when they've slept that's been how
01:04:27.220 the government worked every fucking moment and until elon gets it and then cnn tells them to freak
01:04:33.460 out then they finally fucking go oh this is concerning like i just i literally like launch those people
01:04:39.180 into the sun i don't i don't know why they exist just get out of here you guys created like that
01:04:44.260 those are unelected bureaucrats by the way take that and super cut it in some of our jew talk at some
01:04:49.340 point that'll work out really well what's also really funny it's like it's been like that also
01:04:54.120 for like 200 years it's not just your lifetime it's been like 10 lifetimes yeah or like whatever
01:05:00.920 but i'm just saying i'm just saying like i can't hold like they didn't experience that but i'm saying
01:05:06.340 every day that they've been alive they've been living in under a system that functions exactly how
01:05:10.680 they're describing exactly it's just which is why i almost fell down when i heard it like it to my face
01:05:16.680 in real life online is one thing when you read it and you're like these this person must be retarded
01:05:20.880 but when you're seeing somebody who's clearly not retarded at least they're not presenting as
01:05:24.780 retarded like i wouldn't grab them and go my nigga you retarded right now you know i'm saying they
01:05:29.680 looking you're not going to talk in black speak with them i did have somebody the other day where
01:05:33.980 i said something about him getting ready to abolish the department education he's like well i don't know
01:05:37.020 i think you have a plan i was like you can't just do that all at once i was like well i don't know
01:05:40.240 that's unconstitutional it's it's very bizarre i feel like i'm living in bizarro land now because
01:05:46.620 these people who were again they would get i guess we'll get a little political but like
01:05:50.900 the people who are next topic let's go we gotta shut down america now they're like they're completely
01:05:56.140 okay with with like like like cole i mean they're libertarians now but in the strangest sense i just
01:06:01.760 i don't understand what's going on just just think about this like the department of education was
01:06:05.860 responsible for educating the people that now do not understand that abolishing the department of
01:06:10.100 education does not get rid of public schools one iota is that not the best condemnation of the
01:06:16.520 department of education i actually saw i actually saw someone it was like uh it was on instagram and
01:06:21.600 it was like i think it was puberty or something like that put out the thing of like trump puts
01:06:24.820 forward the demolished department you follow some nigga named puberty puberty puberty puberty puberty it's
01:06:30.180 like it's literally it's like it's like memes and uh and also like news it's called puberty you can look
01:06:35.340 it up oh it's like memes and news it's where you get your news from literally every
01:06:38.140 they actually he's like but i repeat myself
01:06:40.900 they're really quick i get the most news from puberty yeah i forget that you're a fucking zoomer dog i
01:06:48.500 forget that you're a zoomer cole it's aggravating i'm a millennial by the way you're a zoomer i'm
01:06:53.260 millennial you're like what 26 or 27 or are you i'm almost 29 you were born in 98 i'm also a millennial
01:06:59.740 and there's no way i'm the same generation were you born in 98 i was born in 96 96 all right
01:07:05.160 all right five years younger than me i'm i'm gen x man fuck that uh dude i'm old enough to be your
01:07:11.000 dad yeah he might be your dad that might be why you're fucking retarded dog clint is constantly
01:07:16.620 fucking man you know what's wild clint's never been married or had a child and i literally have a kid
01:07:20.840 in high school this is clint clint's taking a beat in this episode 10 super chat maggor revolt 76 says
01:07:27.460 i found tower gang through clint and his dangerous retards episode well shout out to you man the rest
01:07:32.840 of you guys are all right i guess he says this is what i'm saying this is what i'm saying top always
01:07:36.400 says that everybody hates me but then we get positive shit about me that guy liked you but
01:07:39.800 most of the other people fucking despise you it's weird oh wow this isn't nice
01:07:44.360 10 bucks my top five tower gang rank nobody asked him to do it he just did it
01:07:50.820 yeah i mean you were at one point but not anymore i mean you gotta hate your lane more and then he'll
01:08:10.780 like you more yeah the reason why clint is five it's not because of like how i'm not
01:08:14.700 five he's not i mean it's you should be like five like i don't even show he's alive but like clint is
01:08:20.500 low um he's low on the list because i get it like like you're very funny on the show you make salient
01:08:26.040 points but i understand the hate ability of clint right like he has like a very high hate ability
01:08:30.300 rate any hipster intuition you have at all immediately hates clint like if you're the slightest bit of a
01:08:37.320 hipster in any way shape or form you're like i don't like this guy this is the thing that's
01:08:41.560 weird though is that like i like you know what it is i like people who are successful and people who
01:08:47.260 aren't successful don't like me exactly our audience doesn't like me that's right so you're
01:08:51.780 just calling them unsuccessful and then all these fucking poors and these fucking idiots don't like
01:08:59.580 me because i'm rich and famous i can't hear you over the exhaust of my corvette clint they're
01:09:06.100 successful enough to pay for the patreon which you can go to by going to patreon.com backsplash
01:09:10.940 tower gang pod or uh just scanning that qr code right there and joining the community you can get
01:09:16.260 a pre-show sometimes maybe when we don't have a fucking business you can't afford it but whatever
01:09:20.480 sorry i can't hear you oh above the 30th floor and when i'm on 450 can't hear nothing sorry
01:09:26.780 monetize our business meeting why we could okay clint also can't see you over the shininess of his
01:09:32.980 uh body when he's shirtless in his corvette yeah we didn't monetize my body be shining bro if you
01:09:38.360 guys think we should uh live stream the business meetings that we do join the patreon let us know
01:09:44.400 there do you think do you think the audience hates me or is it that that you're you're fomenting this
01:09:49.820 environment where they i do i literally would never do that i that's definitely not true in fact in
01:09:56.540 fact i'm i've i've had fans of your show tell me directly that you're you're fomenting hatred
01:10:02.280 they're liars they're assholes he's the usa hatred basically he like gas lit it into existence like did
01:10:10.620 the thing where he's like i don't really get all these comments people say about you before anyone
01:10:14.000 ever said anything so he kind of like wills into existence and then it kind of propagates from there
01:10:18.080 that's 100 true by the way you can do that because people are so impressionable you can just be like
01:10:22.380 god like 80 of the comments are just they just despise cole and then all of a sudden you'll
01:10:27.200 start to see comments where they're like yeah you're right god i don't like this cold guy could
01:10:30.900 you put on a shirt you faggot like dude we need to take all the people keep saying clint has a
01:10:35.560 mangina take that energy and it's just dog we need to take that energy and we need to focus it into
01:10:40.620 fucking cole and toad a pedophile yes this is a thing yeah man i don't really get all these people
01:10:46.440 i'm saying pedophilia comments about toad he does not look like he fucks get it all if you send me an
01:10:51.280 edit of toad's like if you have of anything with the pedophile and you send it to me and it has toad's
01:10:56.060 face instead i will post it you know if like if laney if laney could actually do video edits where
01:11:01.260 it's a news broadcast and then they show like toad oh show toad talking and he does like he's like ss
01:11:07.300 or like what what did he say to the when he's like is he kind of white power or some shit
01:11:11.640 just being interviewed by chris hansen i said i was gonna say can we get uh chris hansen like uh
01:11:17.760 and have like a thing over one of the guys and just get a predator just get one of those photos of
01:11:23.680 him with epstein and galane where they're like right but with lolita right behind him like when
01:11:27.300 those like multiple ones are out there just put his out on it her name is i think it was dude it
01:11:31.620 would be funny of toad on to catch a predator because he'd be like everybody knows me no i skipped
01:11:35.540 the pussy i wasn't here to meet up to fuck this girl i wasn't here for that i was telling i was
01:11:40.360 gonna teach her how to skip pussy all right he's like you know the thing he does all a bit for my
01:11:44.040 show kid pussy that's what you don't get oh my god uh all right we got what's up hi jc clint cussy
01:11:52.100 jc five uh jc five dollars says clint reading jewish economist like if i could be like kike oh that's a
01:11:59.920 joke if i could be like kike wanna be wanna be like kike like kike wanna be like kike so that's
01:12:06.300 the vatorade commercial for michael jordan uh yeah i just remember the movie i want to be like mike i
01:12:10.840 want to be like mike i want to be like mike i don't think clint would want to be like anything else
01:12:14.400 besides himself it wouldn't be cozy he was copying my kikel jordan joke i dude i'm not gonna lie i i
01:12:20.100 wouldn't mind being benson boom that'd be pretty fun better anyway uh skeptical mystic two dollars
01:12:27.860 says clint do you listen to benson uh shirtless in the vet great fucking question dog yeah i pinch
01:12:33.920 my nipples and i you know he does clint is there any way you could get that uh same like jumper he
01:12:39.440 had and wear it dude i think is there any off yeah there is a way sure it's possible because i feel
01:12:46.920 like you can be awesome you can i would love to see that if i wore that at brohemian grove oh my
01:12:52.740 god can we get all to get that for brohemian grove can you imagine if we had matching outfits
01:12:56.500 like we'd have to shave the goatee part of it i'll just have the mustache just look like this guy
01:13:01.140 dude i want matching suits like that clint's dick wouldn't fit his dick wouldn't fit in it
01:13:06.160 you'd have to get it get blair white to help you yeah yeah get tucking lessons from blair white
01:13:11.280 oh no i can just i can just boondoggle my toggle you know
01:13:15.780 i don't know what that means i just make it up top that's what i do it's context driven top
01:13:22.400 let me ask you this real quick know the context i understand it's upon itself top but i feel like
01:13:27.740 i feel like uh like there's been a lie told to us like is dotting the geef a real thing or is that
01:13:32.580 some shit that you made up i made that up too it insists upon itself i've been saying that
01:13:37.620 it's it's a thing now because because we we made it a thing this is how culture this is how we move
01:13:43.540 culture we just make shit up and then it becomes a thing i've been telling you it's about everything
01:13:47.540 you didn't know that we've just been making shit up like no top is top has the autism of like he has
01:13:52.580 to tell the truth but it's like unless it's a joke like i have to tell it's like i can't just be
01:13:58.240 when you when you will october 7th into happening okay like you can do this shit you you just say
01:14:03.720 things and it happens look if you slot your dick into your butt crack that's a call to boondoggle now
01:14:09.480 yeah i made it up whatever yeah it is though it is no dictionary boondoggle this is why this guy
01:14:15.700 uh soul explorer with two dollars says clint is the apotheosis of cool that i don't know what it
01:14:20.960 means maybe what does that mean i'm pretty sure that means the apex but it could mean the opposite
01:14:25.080 i don't remember that either means the pinnacle or the opposite of it i forget what it means the
01:14:29.880 highest point in the development of something culmination or climax oh and that's why people
01:14:34.220 don't like him because he is like clint clint is the climax of cool clint is the orgasm of predator
01:14:38.220 yeah yeah it's cool orgasming hey who who was that i'll unblock you
01:14:42.640 um soul explorer coaching we need some more of that in the world
01:14:47.920 oh fuck that's funny all right man listen guys we're halfway through this fucking topic she
01:14:54.080 i mean cole what are we doing here you're gonna you're gonna have to pick it up
01:14:57.680 we had to have a 20 minute conversation on politics because you weren't doing your job
01:15:02.720 like i didn't know we were i didn't know we were still doing this i gotta do you just want to go
01:15:07.580 to that on the next one like yeah a lot of a lot of toad stuff that's the whole thing here
01:15:11.060 let's do it yo what if most of my socks yeah what if we can slowly get cole to just transition
01:15:17.220 to behind the scenes we train him yeah go ahead go see how the uh the video the shows without me
01:15:25.180 go all right they're pretty fucking good chicken washes is one that i can think of right off the
01:15:29.060 bat one of the better shows that we've had chicken washes i was like uh i was on
01:15:32.600 you got in trouble yeah but i was gone but i was on the show most of the time
01:15:36.280 to be honest doesn't matter i was listening to a couple of just go listen people go back and
01:15:41.520 listen to like the last 10 or 15 episodes of this show cole hasn't even been here he's been sitting
01:15:46.980 there but what does it fucking matter and the shows have been pretty classic really good shows
01:15:51.200 this is this is what i'm talking about he manifests hate he does the same thing against me
01:15:55.880 now he's manifesting hate against you but you know what i'm onto his fucking his gambit here
01:15:59.880 because as long as the hate is being manifested against all the four of us
01:16:03.940 then nobody nobody hates him so we're gonna manifest it in reverse
01:16:07.900 i think it only manifests inverse manifestation let's go are you telling me i've been internalizing
01:16:13.180 hate that was just completely contrived by top is this yes what we're saying oh my god dude
01:16:17.280 i should talk to a shrink about this shit man yeah but top hates a lot of people that
01:16:22.040 that are deserving of it but yeah thank you thank you toad see toad agrees with my hatred
01:16:26.760 this tweet doesn't really make sense anymore because like we we stopped doing the the tariffs
01:16:35.260 but it was it was for that was 87 and a half percent of the canada's toilet wow i fucked that
01:16:40.280 up is imported from the us who put this here this is toad uh and i think the only funniest thing
01:16:46.320 about this is just that like they have haha they can't trees up there and they don't make their own
01:16:51.540 toilet paper let me let me ask you guys a question um maybe maybe you could answer this and this is
01:16:56.200 again political but i think it's okay that we talk about like politics a little bit especially
01:17:00.840 this year 2025 is going to be one of those years where if you try not to it's going to be in gen
01:17:05.300 disingenuous of you it's been that way the last five years really but really this year you can't get
01:17:11.500 away from it nuts what did you guys think about the read on uh that's what i think about it
01:17:16.700 what did you guys think about the read on net and yahoo and fucking uh and trump because it was one of
01:17:25.800 those things where toad was like yeah i hope top is right and and clint i think you had a sort of
01:17:30.420 different take but net and yahoo i don't know what trump is taking gaza in like for net and yahoo or
01:17:36.700 he's sending the u.s in but then didn't net and yahoo say no like no no he sucked him off real quick
01:17:42.820 yeah he basically sucked him off like oh what great beautiful vision blah blah yeah but his reaction
01:17:47.000 was was like he didn't expect it to be said so he looks i don't know how to read it for sure but i
01:17:51.700 i put out a tweet like i put out a tweet that was like uh oh trump's just pretending to be retarded but
01:17:59.060 like honestly like while i was like partially like you guys are coping to some extent it's like a little
01:18:03.540 bit unironic he actually legitimately might just be pretending to be retarded uh this might be a
01:18:08.000 negotiation tactic i actually kind of think it could be but it's still retarded it's like this is what
01:18:12.860 he did he he goes behind net and yahoo he put he pushes his chair in and imagine they're like eating
01:18:18.300 dinner that's a power move dude he's treating him like a woman he puts the fork out puts the meal in
01:18:23.820 front of him with the wine he pours the wine then he sits next to him then he sits right next to him
01:18:29.120 and pulls the plate that he just served over and eats it that's what it felt like he did to him and
01:18:34.000 i was like what the fuck did i just watch right here what year is it what's going on this serious
01:18:37.720 question netanyahu you mean serious question for the non-virgins on the panel when you go on a date
01:18:41.980 you go on a date and you and you and you scoop the seat in for your the your date yeah do you intend to
01:18:48.820 fuck her later yes yeah you do so maybe that's what trump was planning to do ah it's hard to read i don't
01:18:56.600 know at these levels like how they feel about getting there's that pushed in but i know i would
01:19:00.380 if i as an adult male someone pushed my i'd be like fucking get out of here like what are you doing
01:19:04.740 i don't think trump was planning on actually fucking him but i think it was like a huge power move like
01:19:10.060 i'm gonna make you the woman in this situation right now he did fuck him he just went there and
01:19:15.280 he said that war that you've been fighting for a year all that propaganda you made up we're gonna come
01:19:19.540 and we're gonna help you out but we're gonna own it well people are like sleeping on the fact
01:19:25.540 he said the same shit about ukraine and no one gives a fuck he's like he's like yeah we're gonna
01:19:29.940 make we're gonna negotiate a deal where all of the resources of ukraine are ours that's that's
01:19:34.460 like if listen if i'm in the country it leads to peace let's go it's isn't it doesn't it make sense
01:19:40.860 like i'm your daddy now i've been fucking giving you money this whole time i own this bitch
01:19:45.800 i think he finally did the same thing with canada he did the same thing with canada he just literally
01:19:50.520 the same thing with panama with mexico he just everybody he's like hey anybody that's been
01:19:55.280 getting money from us i own you now he was like it's not go from mexico anymore it's go from america
01:20:00.280 it's ours i was like we do most we we own the craziest part is that he is he's saying that he's
01:20:06.700 just saying that to everybody you're right to greenland he's like yeah we own you by the way
01:20:10.260 and there's like we gave you money denmark yeah yeah we own you and everybody's reacted this way
01:20:14.880 they go oh fuck i guess so like nobody said no he's just been saying like we own that we taken
01:20:21.780 that and everyone's just kind of like all right like they put up a little fight and then they go
01:20:26.760 fine the only people that have actually seemed to be really upset are the canadians like everybody
01:20:30.840 else is like yeah you're kind of right yeah you're right the canadians haven't folded mexico folded
01:20:34.760 right away he was like we're gonna fuck you i'm gonna i'm gonna bend you over and fuck you mexico
01:20:38.960 and mexico was like please poppy no and they put the troops on the borders and they just did it and i'm
01:20:43.680 like what the fuck is going on right now it's been 10 days what's funny is mexico would pick put up a
01:20:48.320 bigger fight than canada would there is like there's like what like 20 million people in canada am i
01:20:52.540 wrong about that oh they'd fuck our shit up yeah like it's not a huge population out of your mind
01:20:58.180 dude we could send one battalion into canada oh i was talking about mexico would fuck our shit i don't
01:21:03.780 mean like they literally win but just the idea of that like it'd be cartels oh no mexico would be
01:21:08.780 a hard fight yeah like it'd be afghanistan on the southern border essentially canada would be so easy
01:21:13.380 like it'd be literally like you're just like i think you could send one i think you could send
01:21:17.080 one green beret and take over canada i don't think i don't think mexico would be that hard
01:21:21.640 mexico is not going to be that hard to do it's like so the mexican government it seems to be
01:21:25.800 working with donald trump now cooperating on all levels and for no reason at all the other day he
01:21:30.720 just sent one of those like super targeted missiles that like just dropped on this guy's moving car
01:21:35.620 with it has like tax in it and shit it kills everybody only everybody in the car and it's like for no
01:21:40.740 reason he's like we fucking killed that guy i was like they're gonna be doing this shit in mexico if
01:21:44.600 they like if they're operating like cooperating with them he wasn't paying taxes yeah i just felt
01:21:49.320 because i felt like it because i felt like it and everyone goes okay all right what the fuck is going
01:21:55.360 on right now we're living in a very strange time and i don't know no one's talking about it mexico's
01:21:59.700 president is a jewish woman makes no sense so it's like a tenth of our population and i'm pretty sure
01:22:06.000 there's like 30 million people live in mexico city i mean i mean this in all sincerity we could
01:22:10.540 just send our black women and we could take over canada can we send all our black women to canada
01:22:16.220 we solve two problems yeah we literally like they they would freeze to death after like after they're
01:22:20.960 i don't even see canada as a problem okay it's a huge problem you know what me and my friends would
01:22:26.780 do uh so i grew up in coney island lots of black people who fucking you know who guessed it but uh
01:22:31.520 i would but instead of saying like niggers my friends would be like there's a lot of fucking
01:22:36.000 canadians out here today huh and there's a lot of black people we just called them canadians so
01:22:40.740 nobody knew we wouldn't get beat up on the bus i like that well the canadians are going to like
01:22:44.500 it when we send the chaniqua army but they're in trouble and i you know what they kind of deserve
01:22:47.940 it i don't know why but we've all decided that we hate canada so let's just do it
01:22:51.980 it just doesn't make sense why it's not ours you know what i'm saying it's just like this should be
01:22:57.840 like it's our hat you know that's basically it's america's hat and like we deserve oh you think
01:23:02.200 you own our hat you idiots yeah it's like it's like like what what are you doing give us our hat
01:23:06.440 back yeah it's like why legitimately legitimately why is canada not ours please be patient i have
01:23:13.280 autism did we skip over the bryce stuff the bryce mitchell or whatever did we skip yeah we did but
01:23:19.300 we also skipped over the plane crash i feel like like if we're talking i haven't gotten down to it yet
01:23:23.220 can we talk about something we're running out of time so y'all gotta fucking fire all right you want
01:23:27.360 bryce mitchell or you want plane crashes philly was a plane philly was a plane it wasn't a missile
01:23:32.580 sorry okay oh no that's yeah yeah you want a plane crash or bryce mitchell or do you want demi
01:23:39.200 more uh making out with a little kid i know that's what you want demi more she's about to win best
01:23:45.620 actors baby this is why this is wild dude this is how this starts okay one more time
01:23:52.740 dude who wouldn't want that as a young kid should we superimpose cokes head of there
01:23:58.660 he's coming back four times she kissed that kid four times hey it ain't over keep playing
01:24:04.660 all right we got ai now i'm pretty sure we can change her to toad i'm pretty
01:24:34.580 sure we can do that oh please let me kiss demi more come on no no you're misunderstanding
01:24:42.800 you're misunderstanding the assignment here toad oh you're now kissing a little boy i i have
01:24:48.380 such mixed emotions about that video because i kind of other than the glasses i like i had
01:24:54.100 the center part i kind of look like that kid when i was in middle school um but she's obviously
01:24:58.900 a predator too so weird yeah i don't know how to feel about it she was like 30 years younger than
01:25:04.420 her wasn't here some craziness ashton kutcher yeah right she did yeah she she was married to
01:25:11.060 ashton kutcher i mean whatever he was an adult but still weird she left bruce willis he was already
01:25:15.620 ashton kutcher serious question you think that kid's peepee got wet after like that maybe not the
01:25:19.940 first kiss but the second one definitely his shit it didn't get hard but he definitely like his
01:25:23.940 peepee got wet if you think demi more didn't suck that kid's dick you're out of your mind i don't
01:25:28.020 know if she did are you saying they fucked dick too you think you just i think i think demi more
01:25:32.900 absolutely that kid 100 dude i love her she's one of the best actresses out there the substance
01:25:38.660 was awesome and she's making little boy's dreams come true that's a still unpopular opinion all right
01:25:45.060 yeah yeah uh hitler helen the nazis i i really don't think that he was uh because i i love the
01:25:53.940 game for a podcast i look at the camera angles it's just like didn't figure out how to not get
01:26:00.740 himself and i love that about he's in both cameras he's literally just in a shed by the way he's just
01:26:05.860 in a shed is what it looks like i'd like he's at a level where he'll never come on our show but
01:26:11.060 like he clearly doesn't deserve they're in arkansas they don't have technology but is he
01:26:16.100 is he a good enough fighter to warrant it's very good he's a good fighter but he's definitely he's
01:26:21.540 top 10. he got he got knocked out by uh josh emmett but josh emmett's a motherfucker and
01:26:25.860 yeah he's like i mean he fought he fought uh the current champion ilia topuria for like like
01:26:31.620 to uh to basically to a decision he lost to him but that guy's been he's knocked out max holloway he's
01:26:36.900 knocked out so he has two losses in a row right bryce mitchell needs to fight like an israeli
01:26:42.180 fighter bryce mitchell is bryce mitchell is winning he though his last fight he won he's a very good
01:26:46.980 fighter he he definitely belongs where he's a jewish dude a jewish dude tweeted about it and said i want
01:26:52.580 to fight him and bryce yeah he is and he'll get fucking whacked by bryce mitchell right but bryce
01:26:58.660 mitchell responded saying you're like respect that's exactly what a fighter ought to do so i don't
01:27:03.700 know he seems to have a good good spirit because it's easy money like bryce mitchell will kill him
01:27:07.940 in two seconds but it's like he loves hitler so i love this here's what he has to say guys let's
01:27:12.740 actually finish yeah yeah i honestly think that hitler was a good guy based upon my own research
01:27:17.700 not my public education indoctrination i really do think before hitler got on mess he was a guy to go
01:27:24.260 fishing he saw memes from he fought for his country he wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy jews
01:27:30.180 out that were destroying his country and turning them all in the gates his podcast they were gay
01:27:36.420 and out they were queering out the women they were queering out the dudes they were you know what
01:27:41.940 our first training surgery ever was happened to be in johnny before hitler took over you know the
01:27:48.900 does the does this other guy even have a microphone look at his co-host over there and he's just like
01:27:54.500 he's just standing there and there's a guy in the background too by the way
01:28:00.900 that's a poster of him the poster you can see that's bryce oh yeah that's him fighting holy
01:28:05.940 all right press play it's such a weird place for a poster why is this so low on this whole set is
01:28:10.340 right it makes fun of hitler burning you know what the books was queer books
01:28:15.060 hitler burned queer books because hitler didn't want a bunch of queers destroying his nation they can't
01:28:19.940 produce children okay what about uh this guy all right that's 100 correct about everything you
01:28:27.300 just said we should be gay you don't make gay jews and ironically he should he should be on tower
01:28:32.580 game because he's got a lot to learn like we could teach him a lot of about all different
01:28:36.260 we gotta show him andrew oh man dude yeah that's the thing he might be andrew dude yeah that dude is
01:28:43.220 andrew they kind of look like from arkansas yeah really yeah dude can you imagine we could get
01:28:50.420 both of them on a podcast like if they like somehow you were able to arrange bryce mitchell
01:28:55.300 that'd be the dopest podcast of all time imagine that story going around of like bryce mitchell did
01:29:00.100 what even with an antiquated old popular racist like kids cartoon character the most badass anti-semite
01:29:07.140 and the youngest anti-semi ever like it's pretty cool he really gives anti-seminism like a a brand
01:29:14.820 a brand name you know what i mean um five dollars super chat from the john black uh we need to send
01:29:20.500 jasmine crockett to canada to be prime minister i don't know who jasmine crockett is but oh she's bad
01:29:25.380 bro she's bad she's the black congresswoman who just goes like super ten equal every time
01:29:31.380 she's like she's like the type of bitch that you like no when i went to texas and i ordered from
01:29:43.300 whataburger she was the bitch that took my order and now she's a congresswoman it's insane
01:29:50.100 she's the woman who should be making your popeyes chicken well that's a little bit more racist but
01:29:54.420 fine she's not being congress are you guys ready to go to penthouse you guys ready to do that i think
01:29:58.660 at penthouse we're gonna do a a mailbag um yeah toad i don't know how to end this show and i don't
01:30:04.420 know how to start the next one so i think you're gonna have to produce because tyler left us hanging
01:30:07.860 today but uh it's been wednesday right it's been i think did we have fun today dude let's let's hope
01:30:13.620 that tyler wins his case to get that pedophile off oh yeah dude yeah we should talk toad we really
01:30:19.700 want toad next week and if this pedophile doesn't get off toad is not gonna be here next week we're
01:30:24.260 gonna talk about that in the chat i actually have a question about that and i think it's a very tower
01:30:28.500 gang the legality of accusing our co-host of being a pedophile no no no i mean it's just that it's
01:30:34.260 just our producer legally i'll hire tyler and no it's not a pedophile he's defending a rapist
01:30:41.540 no no no no no he was very explicit he said hey i said my client there's footage of him
01:30:46.980 fucking dozens of toddlers yes and i and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna i'm gonna get him free tomorrow
01:30:51.540 that's what he said like verbatim didn't you didn't hear it i just don't know if you guys want to hear
01:30:55.860 about it you can join the fucking post show uh so go up there it's going to be on patreon click
01:31:00.580 the link join us in the post show and until then we will see you guys later peace out it's the tower
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