Tower Gang - Ep 215 - Department of Podcast Efficiency

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00:00:12.400 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:15.060 It's top of a game.

00:00:16.460 Let's say it's not a slugger. 1.00

00:00:18.620 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, 1.00

00:00:23.020 where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:00:24.400 They are basically farm equipment.

00:00:26.040 That's crazy.

00:00:26.580 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:00:30.960 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:00:36.440 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:00:40.200 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:00:45.760 I go by the gut, baby. I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:00:47.980 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:00:51.360 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:00:52.920 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:00:58.500 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:00:59.680 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:03.520 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:05.420 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:06.240 Topic number one, go. 1.00

00:01:12.100 Go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:01:13.180 Oh, that's right.

00:01:13.760 We're running two topics, right? 1.00

00:01:15.480 Fuck. 1.00

00:01:15.960 We're just starting like that. 1.00

00:01:17.760 The topic number one should be toad is just super pissed.

00:01:20.020 Because if we ever do anything outside of start exactly at 9-11, he is...

00:01:25.080 No, no.

00:01:25.680 Cole, Cole, Cole. 1.00

00:01:27.020 None of this bullshit. 0.99

00:01:27.840 We're not even doing mailbag. 1.00

00:01:29.400 We're doing a future penis. 0.99

00:01:30.420 I showed up 26 minutes ago. 0.99

00:01:33.140 All right. 1.00

00:01:33.460 Future penis. 1.00

00:01:34.620 Let's go. 1.00

00:01:35.580 Future penis. 1.00

00:01:36.480 Fuck Mark Vestabil. 1.00

00:01:38.040 All right. 1.00

00:01:38.240 Okay. 1.00

00:01:38.520 Future penis. 1.00

00:01:39.460 I'll pull everything up. 1.00

00:01:42.580 Welcome to Tower Gang.

00:01:43.440 It's Wednesday.

00:01:43.980 Hi.

00:01:44.520 It's Wednesday.

00:01:45.560 And we are working at breakneck speed for you people.

00:01:50.380 We have been efficient. 0.98

00:01:51.580 We are fucking moving through the system. 0.98

00:01:53.580 This is Tower Gang lightning round. 0.99

00:01:55.140 We have so much pee-pee-poo-poo on the table for you guys that now we're just going to go through it quick.

00:02:02.920 And we're getting it all done.

00:02:03.740 All right.

00:02:04.140 Topic number one. 0.99

00:02:05.240 Experts predict what the penis of the future could look and feel like. 0.98

00:02:10.460 Before I click on this link, do we want to guess what it might look and feel like? 0.99

00:02:14.980 I'm going to guess what it's going to look like. 0.50

00:02:16.480 Because of all the immigrants, brown, for one. 1.00

00:02:19.100 It's going to be brown penis. 1.00

00:02:19.820 It'll be bigger, right, if it's darker. 1.00

00:02:21.460 Short, skinny. 0.97

00:02:22.180 No, because we're not necessarily all getting black people over here.

00:02:24.520 It's a lot of Indians.

00:02:26.280 It's going to be small and efficient. 0.96

00:02:28.660 We're all going to get Troon dicks where you can pump them up. 1.00

00:02:31.560 Oh, that's a good idea. 0.99

00:02:33.240 They're all neo-penises. 1.00

00:02:34.540 I was thinking it would be atrophied almost into a clit-sized dick. 1.00

00:02:38.440 Just because people are not having kids. 1.00

00:02:41.180 No, dog.

00:02:41.640 Hold on.

00:02:42.280 Cole, click that picture.

00:02:43.920 Make it bigger.

00:02:44.760 Do I have to rate this for Cocktober? 1.00

00:02:46.720 This is so dumb. 0.99

00:02:47.660 Okay. 1.00

00:02:47.800 No, because based off of evolution, it's the people that aren't having sex are irrelevant 0.99

00:02:53.040 for the dick of the future. 1.00

00:02:54.340 So the only people that are having sex, it's their dicks that will craft the dick of the 1.00

00:02:58.620 future. 1.00

00:02:59.740 That's what I think the dick of the future will look like. 0.99

00:03:01.660 It'll have a little clitoris teaser on it. 1.00

00:03:03.960 It's just going to be like, it's not that big. 0.99

00:03:06.100 Maybe a little butthole teaser on the bottom too. 0.96

00:03:07.520 Transhumanist Cock. 0.99

00:03:08.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:08.680 Yeah.

00:03:08.880 It's going to be a transhumanist. 1.00

00:03:10.300 This is going to be like a sex toy. 1.00

00:03:11.180 It's literally going to be the most perverted thing. 1.00

00:03:13.580 Like, bitches only want like crazy shit. 1.00

00:03:15.360 Like it, it goes in your vagina, but it also goes in your ass at the same time. 1.00

00:03:19.100 That's like the feeling. 1.00

00:03:19.680 Be honest though.

00:03:20.100 Be honest though. 0.99

00:03:20.680 It stimulates your clit at the same time too. 1.00

00:03:21.560 If you can snap your fingers and have your dick be one of those. 1.00

00:03:25.680 No. 1.00

00:03:26.140 I wouldn't do it.

00:03:26.640 What kind of, what kind of feeling am I getting with it?

00:03:28.380 Like the same feeling?

00:03:29.280 Because yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:03:31.000 But, but the feeling for the, for the chick though. 1.00

00:03:33.480 I don't even fuck women, man. 1.00

00:03:35.440 All I do is jerk off. 1.00

00:03:36.400 You think I want to be jerking off one of these things? 1.00

00:03:38.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:38.720 But, but to think about it this way, your, your transhumanist dick, your transhumanist 1.00

00:03:42.720 dick can also just, instead of having a butthole thing for like the other person as a butthole 1.00

00:03:47.060 thing for you. 1.00

00:03:47.840 Oh, I can put my dick in my butthole. 1.00

00:03:49.940 I can give myself a whole one. 1.00

00:03:50.500 You wouldn't want this attachment to your penis. 1.00

00:03:52.520 Like that little thing, the little fucking flipper thing at the top all the time. 1.00

00:03:56.320 You wouldn't want that there. 0.99

00:03:57.280 Like you have to pee with it there.

00:03:59.100 It's also replaceable.

00:04:00.300 So you can change like different colors, different links, different stuff like that.

00:04:03.460 So it'd be really cool.

00:04:04.240 It's like it's modular.

00:04:05.120 You can just set it in your pocket when you're not using it, you know? 0.99

00:04:06.840 It's a penis of the future. 1.00

00:04:08.440 Do you think when you fuck your own ass that you like, you pump your fist in the air like 1.00

00:04:12.140 Tiger Woods with a hole in one? 1.00

00:04:14.680 Yes.

00:04:15.160 Like you said, that's how you're putting your fist up?

00:04:17.280 You're not answering the question, guys.

00:04:19.220 Guys, guys, guys.

00:04:19.820 For serious. 1.00

00:04:20.320 You celebrate when you fuck your own ass. 1.00

00:04:22.120 Like I would celebrate. 1.00

00:04:23.380 Clint, I know you're very happy with your dick. 1.00

00:04:25.420 I got a big dick. 1.00

00:04:26.160 Look at me. 1.00

00:04:26.520 My name's Clint.

00:04:27.300 You literally don't ever see that.

00:04:29.000 He says that every episode. 0.99

00:04:30.320 Clint has a beautiful dick, remember? 1.00

00:04:31.840 My dick wouldn't change it for the world. 1.00

00:04:33.760 It's perfect. 1.00

00:04:34.400 Like shit like that. 1.00

00:04:35.000 That's what Clint says. 1.00

00:04:35.620 Clint, you wouldn't want one of those attachments?

00:04:39.200 Look at the little thing.

00:04:40.120 The little...

00:04:40.760 Bro, I literally asked the question because the answer for me is an obvious yes.

00:04:45.600 When I see girls using vibrators, which is rare, but I have seen it a few times, and 1.00

00:04:52.260 I'm like, I'm pissed every time I see one of these fucking gadgets because I'm like, 0.99

00:04:55.440 my dick, like in a million years, I couldn't do what this thing is. 0.99

00:04:58.100 It makes me sad just because it's not natural. 0.99

00:05:00.620 They have things that like...

00:05:02.620 It's gnarled.

00:05:03.620 They're gnarled for your pleasure.

00:05:05.240 And they also, they have like, it's not just a click, like a click tickler. 0.74

00:05:08.860 It's like a click sucker. 0.99

00:05:10.020 Like they have a thing that like sucks on their click. 0.99

00:05:11.820 It's like a vacuum. 0.97

00:05:12.720 And it's just like...

00:05:13.220 No, it's crazy.

00:05:13.660 Yeah, that's cool. 1.00

00:05:14.900 They give me a little baby dick suck. 1.00

00:05:17.320 Yeah, it's called the, like the Suckerizer 5000 or something. 1.00

00:05:21.220 Dude, I bet you there's a guy out there whose dick is so small he can use one of those to 1.00

00:05:24.480 suck his own dick. 1.00

00:05:25.780 Damn. 1.00

00:05:26.400 The Chinese guy. 1.00

00:05:27.580 The Chinese guy from...

00:05:28.540 I have to, because, because of the way StreamYard does this, like I can't, for some reason, and

00:05:33.040 it won't let me change.

00:05:34.820 And so I have the article pulled up, so I have to stop my screen and then share the other

00:05:38.780 one.

00:05:39.120 Oh, wow. 0.99

00:05:39.480 Look at Cole discovering the modern issues of fucking podcasting. 0.99

00:05:44.640 Who would have thought? 0.99

00:05:45.700 Cole, I hate to fucking stop you here for a second, though. 0.97

00:05:50.940 We're five minutes into the episode, and we have a full sheet that we need to get through. 0.94

00:05:55.440 So next subject.

00:05:56.840 I'm sorry. 0.99

00:05:57.420 Give us your thoughts on the penis, and let's move on, Cole. 0.99

00:05:59.500 Let's move on. 0.99

00:06:00.480 We were just using it as just a riff for us thinking about the future.

00:06:03.400 I did want to throw out here real quick, Detactable Cock. 1.00

00:06:06.120 This episode...

00:06:07.040 Yeah, I was singing it.

00:06:08.240 I like the idea, but this episode is not about...

00:06:10.940 Oh, no. 0.99

00:06:11.480 By the way, they're saying that the average penis is growing, is what they're saying. 0.98

00:06:14.740 They say it's getting bigger, and that's what's happening. 0.99

00:06:16.700 Hold on, hold on.

00:06:17.640 We'll all be close in the future.

00:06:19.700 That's definitely what I've noticed.

00:06:21.120 Listen, this episode is not about the riff, guys.

00:06:23.300 We have to get out of the riff mode.

00:06:24.560 This episode is about efficiency.

00:06:26.460 Tower Gang is not efficient enough. 0.97

00:06:27.940 We're fucking dropping the ball left and right. 0.99

00:06:29.740 We're not even on YouTube right now, because we've got to get our shit together. 0.99

00:06:33.880 You know what we're doing right now, Top? 0.98

00:06:35.100 This is Dope.

00:06:36.120 Department of Podcasting Efficiency.

00:06:38.440 We're going to get it together.

00:06:39.240 We're going to get it together, ladies and gentlemen.

00:06:41.920 Dope is the title of the episode. 0.99

00:06:43.280 Damn it. 0.99

00:06:43.620 All right, Cole. 0.99

00:06:44.280 Cole, we need you to pull up the next...

00:06:45.640 No, no.

00:06:46.060 Real quick, real quick.

00:06:46.980 I got to riff on that.

00:06:47.720 I got to riff on that.

00:06:48.720 So now I just imagine that Clint's going to start, like, quote-tweeting me or Cole and

00:06:52.840 be like, look how little work he does in the podcast.

00:06:55.500 Sad.

00:06:56.000 Maybe we should remove him.

00:06:58.760 This is all Trump. 0.89

00:07:00.900 He's completely inefficient, Mr. Mosk.

00:07:03.160 We must remove him from the podcast.

00:07:04.940 He's wasting more money than USAID.

00:07:09.280 What does Toad really contribute?

00:07:12.780 Upon the grand scheme of things, Mr. Mosk, I've been reviewing the USAID of podcasting,

00:07:17.820 and Mr. Toad doesn't seem to contribute.

00:07:20.420 At least when Cole was fat, he was funny.

00:07:24.060 Now, what does he contribute?

00:07:26.460 I'm good looking.

00:07:27.340 He's got in shape, but now he's soft again, but he's still not funny.

00:07:29.880 What are we doing with him?

00:07:31.120 Let me tell you something.

00:07:32.420 All right, listen.

00:07:33.000 Just to make the case against Jose.

00:07:34.240 Jose in the pre-chat said, or maybe in the pre-chat business meeting, he goes, man, 0.94

00:07:40.420 somebody should really go ahead and make a fucking Rumble page. 0.96

00:07:43.560 He said YouTube page for Lainey Edits. 0.98

00:07:45.160 He said, no, Rumble makes more sense.

00:07:47.500 Okay, one, I am super sick and super foggy, so as soon as I said it, this is one of those

00:07:51.020 things I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about what I just said, and then immediately

00:07:53.980 he corrected me. 1.00

00:07:54.480 I was like, oh, fuck. 0.99

00:07:55.320 This is going on three weeks now that I've been saying, hey, guys, I did a lot of work. 0.97

00:07:59.900 We put up every Lainey Edit, right?

00:08:01.860 I've literally gone to the site and watched them myself.

00:08:04.020 I just forgot. 1.00

00:08:05.260 I have a shit memory. 0.99

00:08:06.580 Jose, this is not podcast. 0.99

00:08:08.080 Let's look at the Spotify playlist, man, the SS playlist.

00:08:11.740 This is not podcast efficiency, Jose.

00:08:13.980 We are not being, we're not sleek.

00:08:16.160 We're not aerodynamic.

00:08:17.160 We're not green with our podcast.

00:08:18.660 This is waste.

00:08:19.480 We're getting rid of some dead waste tonight.

00:08:21.000 Let's go to topic two.

00:08:22.200 You tried to argue, and then get upset when I argued back.

00:08:24.400 Let's go.

00:08:25.080 Big shout out to our set janitor, Connor.

00:08:26.780 The shag table was kept squeaky clean, all shoot, thanks to him. 1.00

00:08:30.660 Look at the stare in this man's eyes.

00:08:32.900 The thousand-yard stare.

00:08:34.620 Oh, my God.

00:08:35.380 The shoot there, like the shoot was just a little pun there.

00:08:38.480 That's a thousand-cock stare.

00:08:39.720 Let me tell you something real quick.

00:08:41.780 All right.

00:08:42.180 This is actually a good subject for this, sort of.

00:08:45.100 I was on a gray-pilled podcast.

00:08:48.240 That's Jose's producer.

00:08:49.240 Hell, yeah.

00:08:50.020 Yeah, tools.

00:08:51.120 Yeah, so he did his, like, 200th.

00:08:52.100 And after the 30 minutes of plugs, what did he talk about?

00:08:54.520 He did his 100th episode, and, like, had, like, a whole bunch of people on.

00:08:57.160 His wife was on.

00:08:58.360 And I popped in just to say what's up, and they were talking about the thousand-guy thing. 0.99

00:09:02.540 And so then she was like, oh, I listened to Tower Gang, and some idiot said, who would, 0.98

00:09:07.640 like, who's this for? 0.99

00:09:09.800 Who's, like, the thousand?

00:09:10.720 She was talking about you, Clint. 1.00

00:09:12.060 She called you an idiot. 1.00

00:09:13.960 At least it wasn't me, because she talked to me after that and never called me an idiot. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Well, I asked her. 0.76

00:09:19.580 I said, well, who is it for, then?

00:09:21.700 And she said that it's for women. 0.98

00:09:24.120 The thousand-guy porn is specifically for a female audience. 1.00

00:09:28.160 And then I tried to press her on it, and then she kind of, like, squirmed back. 0.94

00:09:31.360 Like, she didn't want to, like, be pressing it. 0.94

00:09:33.700 But I was like, I don't know what the fuck that means. 0.99

00:09:35.220 This is for women? 1.00

00:09:36.180 Is this what women watch? 1.00

00:09:37.780 Is this what they like?

00:09:39.300 I don't know.

00:09:39.700 What's her handle?

00:09:40.320 Singular or women, plural. 0.99

00:09:41.740 Wait, women want to watch one woman get railed by a thousand guys? 1.00

00:09:45.100 I don't think so. 1.00

00:09:46.200 That sounds completely, like, bullshit. 1.00

00:09:47.620 We talked about this last week that, like, porn for women is just, like, cuddling and then, like, soft. 1.00

00:09:55.520 I don't think, yeah, but it's either just cuddling.

00:09:57.820 I don't know. 0.98

00:09:58.560 But I was just informed this week that it's a thousand guys fucking one girl in 24 hours. 0.97

00:10:04.700 And she's like, yeah, what girls watch? 0.98

00:10:06.040 I don't know if they watch that, but they definitely read it.

00:10:09.060 I don't know if you've heard of Book Talk.

00:10:11.220 Yeah, it's like, yeah.

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00:10:25.000 Hashtag make a play.

00:10:26.400 Like, reading and, like, thinking about it and imagining it.

00:10:33.220 Toad, your internet's fast.

00:10:34.140 That was weird.

00:10:35.620 Is it?

00:10:36.100 No, so Book Talk is basically, these women, like, women are going crazy for erotic fiction. 1.00

00:10:41.720 And, like, erotic fiction, not in, like, the, you know, the old school, like, the flowy hair guy and he's, like, a pirate ever.

00:10:46.500 Like, straight up, like, bondage and, like, popular, like, yeah, like, straight up.

00:10:50.520 Fifty Shades of Grey, bud.

00:10:51.700 Yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey, but even, like. 0.99

00:10:52.920 Fifty Shades of Grey, there's lots, lots of, like, there's millionaires that sell these fucking smuts. 1.00

00:10:56.860 Yes, and they love this, they love this shit. 1.00

00:10:59.400 They don't watch it, they read it, and they just think about it. 1.00

00:11:01.420 I think it's, I think it's, like, a bunch of, like, unfuckable, you know, 50-year-old women that have gone through menopause. 1.00

00:11:06.420 Like, that's who I imagine reading those books.

00:11:08.320 I think it's the elite seeding that idea.

00:11:10.240 I think it's, like, all women. 1.00

00:11:11.060 I think it's the elite seeding that idea so that they make women more susceptible to coming to their dark, fucked-up sex parties and getting killed and all that shit, you know? 1.00

00:11:19.120 Hmm. 1.00

00:11:19.800 Yeah.

00:11:21.240 Here's the weird part about it. 0.98

00:11:22.740 The guy, the guy's wife that told me this is not, like, an, like, an old, ugly lady. 1.00

00:11:27.120 She's, like, a, like, a good-looking younger girl, so I was, like.

00:11:29.860 What's her name?

00:11:30.340 This is, I don't know.

00:11:31.780 Olivia.

00:11:32.500 What's her, what's her handle on X?

00:11:35.420 I don't know.

00:11:36.540 IG will suffice. 0.99

00:11:38.220 She's a pretty blonde with fake tits, though. 1.00

00:11:40.260 If I could just get any account that I could block her, I'd appreciate it. 0.98

00:11:44.480 You're gonna block her? 0.58

00:11:45.400 Actually, she said she's naturally around. 1.00

00:11:46.480 She called me an idiot. 1.00

00:11:47.420 Why wouldn't I, why wouldn't I block her? 1.00

00:11:49.240 Yeah, you know what?

00:11:49.860 A lot of people, all the girls, girls I spoke to on this show that do listen to Tower Gang, they don't like you specifically, which is a very weird thing.

00:11:58.940 By the way, Clint's really funny.

00:12:00.540 That's because Clint is the most threatening of all of us. 1.00

00:12:03.620 Yeah, and I'm, I'm the one that's the most unattainable for all of those stupid bitches. 1.00

00:12:08.060 They don't like what they can't have. 1.00

00:12:09.620 Even, even the one, I'm the only one that's not married.

00:12:12.960 And I'm like, you can't have me, though.

00:12:15.180 No, I'm the one who's the most unattainable, by the way. 0.99

00:12:17.380 Damn, that's true. 0.99

00:12:18.100 Dude, it was funny, just kind of on that, a guy got blocked by you that I'm in a group chat with, and he was fucking pissed. 0.99

00:12:25.020 And I was just like, I block people that annoy him. 0.90

00:12:26.960 I was like, just, that's just what he does.

00:12:28.560 I was like, don't annoy him.

00:12:30.240 I'm also in that, I'm in that chat as well. 0.96

00:12:32.520 All you have to do is not be a dickhead to me, and I will never block you. 0.95

00:12:36.280 It was so funny. 0.99

00:12:36.900 He was like, he was like, I only told him that he shouldn't die.

00:12:39.380 I don't get it.

00:12:40.800 That's what it, that's what it always is.

00:12:42.380 By the way, I had one on Instagram that I saw last night, because I only go on there like once a month.

00:12:46.540 And it was a DM on Instagram from like New Year's Eve, and he's saying, hey man, I think I caught a stray here.

00:12:55.260 I don't know what I did, but even when we've disagreed before, you've never blocked me.

00:13:00.320 So I'd like an explanation, or I'd like you to undo it.

00:13:02.820 And I go, and I have to unlock you.

00:13:04.480 I'd like you to undo it.

00:13:05.540 That's what he said.

00:13:06.380 And I have to go to X, I have to unblock him, and then I search my handle, and the last thing he says is like, just pure insults. 1.00

00:13:13.760 I'm like, hey, you bald-headed faggot, why don't you get to write about the Federal Reserve, fucking idiot. 1.00

00:13:20.460 And then I send him, I copy and paste the link to it, and he replies with, he said, sorry if you thought that was insulting. 1.00

00:13:32.780 I was like, well, it's obviously insulting.

00:13:34.640 And he's like, libertarians have let me down a lot lately.

00:13:37.080 And I'm like, I don't care.

00:13:38.600 You don't get to talk to me like that.

00:13:42.020 I'm sorry, you got offended.

00:13:43.760 Yeah. 0.80

00:13:44.820 No, Clint, these niggas hate you. 1.00

00:13:47.440 Clint, my fan base hates you. 0.95

00:13:50.120 It's the craziest thing, and I don't know why.

00:13:53.400 I don't know.

00:13:53.960 Look, I don't really like your fan base either.

00:13:56.540 I get it.

00:13:57.860 But remember, that's one thing. 1.00

00:13:59.120 They all seem to be like 85% schizophrenic, and I'm only like 20%, so they look at me and they go, look at that fucking idiot. 1.00

00:14:05.560 No one's ever mean to me like that, though. 1.00

00:14:07.300 No one's ever been that mean for like no reason, really.

00:14:10.720 Look, no one was really mean to me until I got a large following.

00:14:15.880 Then people really started to be mean.

00:14:18.280 So just wait.

00:14:19.460 You'll get there. 1.00

00:14:20.140 Once you get six figures, you'll have some fucking crazy people that despise you. 1.00

00:14:23.820 Because you're no longer a person. 0.99

00:14:25.140 You're more of like an idea to them once you get that big.

00:14:27.840 He's an idea.

00:14:29.080 People don't understand. 0.91

00:14:31.000 But once you get to that level, and it's not even like, oh, I'm fucking famous.

00:14:34.420 I have a couple hundred thousand followers. 0.99

00:14:35.880 Who gives a fuck? 0.98

00:14:36.660 But people do not think of me as a human being anymore. 0.99

00:14:39.560 They reply. 0.85

00:14:40.340 I get thousands of replies per day, and 40% of them are just psychotic rambling.

00:14:45.420 So yeah, I blocked a lot of people.

00:14:46.440 I already have it open, by the way.

00:14:48.340 Top, I have it open.

00:14:49.740 Moving along.

00:14:50.840 By the way, that's Majd Ture.

00:14:52.220 Oh, did he just?

00:14:53.460 Wow.

00:14:54.040 All right, you're overriding me.

00:14:55.380 Go ahead.

00:14:56.060 Cole overrode me.

00:14:56.960 I already, I had it open down there.

00:14:58.920 He, instead, he went and did his own.

00:15:00.480 We don't have time to argue about this.

00:15:02.820 Just play it.

00:15:03.720 You're both opening the same thing.

00:15:05.480 We got niggas and castles.

00:15:06.600 Let's watch it.

00:15:07.280 All right?

00:15:07.520 Man called out Jadon Smith wearing a castle on his head.

00:15:09.980 Oh, thank you, man. 1.00

00:15:11.900 What the fuck? 0.99

00:15:12.580 He said, thank you. 1.00

00:15:19.140 Jaden, Jaden, Jaden. 1.00

00:15:20.780 You look retarded, bro. 1.00

00:15:22.080 No, thank you. 0.99

00:15:26.140 The reason I shared that is because it made me like Jaden Smith a lot.

00:15:31.040 He said, thank you, man.

00:15:32.200 Thank you, brother.

00:15:32.980 Thank you, bro.

00:15:34.100 That's great.

00:15:34.780 That's a great response.

00:15:36.020 Thanks, big dog.

00:15:36.960 I got you, man. 0.97

00:15:37.500 I did see the nigga with the castle on his head. 1.00

00:15:39.740 What the fuck was that about? 1.00

00:15:41.060 Did anyone explain it? 0.99

00:15:41.980 It's Will Smith's son.

00:15:43.220 Yeah, but why?

00:15:43.600 Who was the guy with the big afro?

00:15:44.720 I don't know.

00:15:46.800 I think the big afro is the same.

00:15:48.000 That's his sister.

00:15:49.000 That's his sister.

00:15:49.880 Oh, that's a girl? 0.99

00:15:50.940 It's his sister.

00:15:51.660 Yeah, she had her hair all poofed out, I think. 1.00

00:15:53.400 Stranded.

00:15:53.720 I don't recall, yeah.

00:15:55.220 Willow. 1.00

00:15:55.620 Yeah, she was in some stupid jacket and had basically her tits out borderline. 1.00

00:15:59.560 It was weird. 1.00

00:15:59.820 Oh, yeah.

00:16:00.140 That's a bad afro.

00:16:01.080 I'm looking at it now.

00:16:01.880 It's terrible.

00:16:02.980 It's not round up.

00:16:04.500 It's just flat.

00:16:05.320 It looks like one of those Jewish hats, you know? 0.82

00:16:07.260 Oh, it does kind of look like...

00:16:08.820 Oh, wow.

00:16:09.300 Oh, yeah.

00:16:10.160 I feel like that should be how the viewers of this show address us when we finally meet

00:16:16.720 in person. 0.99

00:16:17.300 It's like a retard. 1.00

00:16:17.920 You look retarded. 1.00

00:16:18.780 And we go, thanks, bro. 1.00

00:16:19.760 Thanks, nigga. 1.00

00:16:20.880 And then Clint goes, what's your accent? 1.00

00:16:22.300 I'm going to block your ass. 1.00

00:16:23.260 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:16:24.160 I go, thanks, bro.

00:16:24.960 Block.

00:16:25.280 That's a straight up insult.

00:16:26.260 If he would have called me, if I'm wearing a castle on my head, standing next to this 1.00

00:16:29.700 bitch, and he said, yo, bro, you look retarded, I'd be like, me? 1.00

00:16:32.120 Not her? 1.00

00:16:33.280 Like, what kind of... 1.00

00:16:34.140 Look at this dumb bitch. 1.00

00:16:34.540 Me and the guy with the castle on his head? 1.00

00:16:36.060 I think somebody should be wearing a battering ram on their head.

00:16:39.000 King of the castle. 0.84

00:16:39.780 King of the castle. 1.00

00:16:40.620 I'm the king of the fucking castle, bitch. 1.00

00:16:44.180 By the way, you never get invited to the castle party, bro. 1.00

00:16:47.480 Can you imagine getting a fight with that fucking thing on, too? 1.00

00:16:50.840 Dude, it's like a protector. 1.00

00:16:51.840 You'd never get knocked out.

00:16:52.720 Actually, you know what?

00:16:53.560 You got a bone work, buddy.

00:16:54.780 Let's start a culture.

00:16:55.680 Let's start a culture right now. 0.98

00:16:57.160 Like, for the people that are fucking domestic towerists, start telling people, like, when 0.99

00:17:01.680 they look good, like, your boy dresses up in a suit, you'd be like, yo, you look fucking 1.00

00:17:05.240 retarded right now, man. 1.00

00:17:07.120 You look stupid retarded, man. 1.00

00:17:09.020 You look stupid retarded. 1.00

00:17:10.140 Yo, black people have been doing that for a minute, but we're going to co-opt it and 1.00

00:17:13.660 fuck them. 1.00

00:17:14.060 Fuck black people. 1.00

00:17:14.880 Cultural appropriation, man. 1.00

00:17:16.740 They say, yo, that look retarded, like, super good. 0.99

00:17:19.620 I mean, like, look retarded. 1.00

00:17:20.960 You look dapper. 1.00

00:17:21.880 You look like a fucking young retarded man. 1.00

00:17:24.280 I don't want to fucking slap you, man. 1.00

00:17:25.760 I don't want to throw you off your vibe here, but that's exactly what they mean, too. 0.99

00:17:29.820 Anyways, we're stealing it.

00:17:30.820 It's our thing now. 0.69

00:17:31.580 We call it retarded, and it's good. 1.00

00:17:33.580 But it's a lack of ebonics that makes it superior.

00:17:36.540 Right.

00:17:37.580 Do you want to watch the Sean Strickland thing?

00:17:39.940 Because I thought the Bryce Mitchell was better.

00:17:40.800 Look, here's what we got to do here, Cole.

00:17:42.300 Bryce Mitchell is definitely better.

00:17:42.620 I already pulled up Sean Strickland here, okay? 0.98

00:17:45.600 Because I'm already a fucking move ahead of you, man. 1.00

00:17:47.600 I already have it up, too, bitch. 1.00

00:17:49.440 We got to fucking move ahead of you, bitch. 1.00

00:17:51.680 You can't even announce this shit. 1.00

00:17:53.380 Just move, move, move. 0.99

00:17:55.260 We had, like, this is...

00:17:56.380 I think it was as good as Bryce Mitchell.

00:17:58.920 That's why I was asking if we wanted to do the Sean Strickland.

00:18:00.980 I thought the Bryce Mitchell was good.

00:18:01.600 Literally, don't ask questions in press play. 0.98

00:18:04.180 In the minute that you've been talking, we could have fucking listened to him. 0.99

00:18:06.520 Where's that one fucking communist reporter? 0.99

00:18:08.300 Is he still in here? 1.00

00:18:08.840 I got to fight that motherfucker, dude. 1.00

00:18:10.640 At least you would ask me a fun question, dude. 1.00

00:18:12.780 Ask me about, like, why do you have a racist cop's mustache?

00:18:16.640 Bro, there we go, my man. 1.00

00:18:18.200 Let's go, you gay fucking pirate. 1.00

00:18:20.200 How much shit did I get from that, dude, when I made fun of Transformers? 1.00

00:18:23.740 I mean, I know I look like I should be going to a Klan meeting with Bryce Mitchell, 1.00

00:18:27.420 but you, sir, are a whore. 1.00

00:18:29.640 Free Luigi, let's get Mario out here. 1.00

00:18:32.400 All you need is a 3D printer and a suppressor and you can change the fucking world. 0.98

00:18:37.760 Yeah, what were the questions? 0.98

00:18:40.100 I didn't even go to elementary school. 1.00

00:18:41.680 You're a fucking... 1.00

00:18:42.300 They're like, I'm going to put that... 1.00

00:18:44.180 Sean, how do you think the fight's going to go? 1.00

00:18:45.640 I'm going to stay in the fucking preschool. 1.00

00:18:47.100 My first girlfriend ever was a good Jew. 1.00

00:18:49.820 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:18:51.380 I'm the most fucking miserable. 1.00

00:18:53.360 How many of the 9-11 hijackers are you inside? 0.99

00:18:56.580 Let me tell you guys something.

00:18:57.860 You know, you guys are probably...

00:18:59.360 A lot of you guys are poor. 1.00

00:19:00.440 How do you get a fucking blowjob while you drive? 1.00

00:19:02.740 Is UFC made in America? 1.00

00:19:04.320 I know the roster's not, but... 1.00

00:19:05.820 Like, if she was a fucking man, I'd have to shoot her. 1.00

00:19:08.480 If I haven't got better, I don't know, man. 1.00

00:19:11.120 I need to take more fucking steroids. 1.00

00:19:12.820 If there is ever a fucking revolutionary war, civil war, I will lead this motherfucker. 1.00

00:19:18.520 Yo, let me ask you something. 1.00

00:19:19.780 What's the difference between that and an episode of Tower Gang?

00:19:22.520 No, that's light. 0.99

00:19:25.180 That's why I shared it, because I was like, we have to fuck. 1.00

00:19:29.140 Like, this is our audience. 1.00

00:19:30.520 This is us.

00:19:31.220 This is why I'm so upset that none of us became, you know, really successful professional athletes, 0.99

00:19:36.040 just so we could do press conferences where we say a lot of shit. 0.98

00:19:38.540 I'm sorry my genetics are terrible, Clint. 0.99

00:19:40.440 No.

00:19:41.020 You should be. 1.00

00:19:42.740 Frankly, we're all kind of fucked in that department. 0.98

00:19:44.700 I mean, you were the best hope of all of us, really. 0.98

00:19:46.380 Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrist, right?

00:19:49.940 Like, eh.

00:19:52.800 That's what held me back.

00:19:54.280 Professional volleyball. 1.00

00:19:54.920 Your wrists are like black people's necks, man. 1.00

00:19:56.600 Maybe if you had some adversity in life, you might have built up your hands. 0.99

00:19:59.920 See, the scouts at the beach, they're like, Clint Russell, I mean, he's got a lot of talent, 0.97

00:20:04.920 but unfortunately, we see here a bitch wrist. 1.00

00:20:06.920 Yep. 0.99

00:20:07.600 He's like, just looking and flopping over there.

00:20:10.400 By the way, I shattered this wrist.

00:20:13.740 I bet you did.

00:20:15.180 Oh, he shattered it.

00:20:16.400 This dude has a great vertical.

00:20:17.680 He was like, he can spike it like nobody else.

00:20:20.140 But he has a weak wrist.

00:20:22.780 Dude, my wrists are so much worse.

00:20:25.200 My wrists are so bad.

00:20:26.160 Jimmy, no hands over here.

00:20:27.680 You guys know.

00:20:29.020 Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.

00:20:31.440 Toad, stop trying to include yourself, Toad.

00:20:34.040 Toad opens.

00:20:34.640 We're making fun of Clint.

00:20:36.020 All right.

00:20:37.740 Toad, we're literally dragging Clint right now.

00:20:39.780 I was trying to take the heat off of Clint.

00:20:41.180 What's funny is that Top actually was a college athlete.

00:20:46.420 Like a D1 college athlete.

00:20:48.460 That's baseball.

00:20:49.280 That's like a dime a dozen with Mexicans. 1.00

00:20:51.140 Like, whatever.

00:20:53.320 It was a thinking man sport.

00:20:55.340 Okay?

00:20:55.540 It's not about...

00:20:56.160 It wasn't about being, like, taller or stronger or faster.

00:20:59.640 I was a pitcher.

00:21:00.280 I was just better. 1.00

00:21:01.340 I was smarter than these fucking spicks and niggas that I was playing against. 1.00

00:21:04.600 I was so good at baseball until I saw a curveball, and I was like, I'm done. 1.00

00:21:11.120 And your limp wrist just couldn't...

00:21:12.640 Yeah, I was like, cuckoo.

00:21:14.860 Dude, Clint is like Jimmy Nohans.

00:21:17.920 Baseball is my favorite sport because it's so manipulative.

00:21:22.640 Like, I found my calling in baseball, but then I really found it in shitposting and, like, lying to people.

00:21:28.540 Wait, there's a pipeline from baseball to shitposting?

00:21:31.080 Is that what you're saying?

00:21:31.860 100%. 1.00

00:21:32.260 Look at John Rocker fucking that other guy. 0.99

00:21:34.220 Yeah, that's true. 0.99

00:21:34.980 Trevor Bauer, technically.

00:21:36.380 Trevor Bauer, yeah.

00:21:37.120 It's pitchers. 1.00

00:21:38.360 We can get that motherfucker on here. 0.99

00:21:40.260 Yeah, we can get him on. 1.00

00:21:41.220 He falls, like, all of you.

00:21:42.960 I think it's a pitchers thing because as a pitcher, you're sitting on this little circle by yourself for the whole game.

00:21:49.480 Most of the people don't talk to you.

00:21:50.600 You don't even get to hit, so you're not really even part of the team. 0.98

00:21:53.260 Your job is to manipulate the other team and, like, the other people specifically and make them feel foolish. 0.94

00:21:59.820 Like, all day, that's what I'm thinking about. 0.98

00:22:02.000 You have to lie to the hitters.

00:22:02.100 You got to lie, and you got to make it look easy. 0.96

00:22:03.680 And that's why they're good shitposts, man. 0.50

00:22:05.600 I love – baseball is the best. 0.63

00:22:06.860 That's a great point.

00:22:07.760 Do you remember what it felt like to pitch?

00:22:09.860 Because I still remember it vividly.

00:22:12.040 I remember – did you practice, like –

00:22:15.580 The last thing you remember about baseball is –

00:22:17.680 Albert Pohlholz, by the way, Clint.

00:22:19.200 Right.

00:22:19.420 That's – yeah, that's –

00:22:20.420 Do you remember turning your vision into, like, into, like, actually fading out the light around where you wanted the ball to go?

00:22:27.800 Did you practice that to, like, for target practice?

00:22:30.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:30.280 Fucking telescopic lens eyes. 1.00

00:22:31.880 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:22:32.720 Clint, you have myopia, buddy. 1.00

00:22:34.720 I'm sorry.

00:22:35.400 It's like you're just dying.

00:22:36.600 You see the light.

00:22:37.940 You're like, I'm feeling the pitch.

00:22:38.820 Clint, you have cataracts, and you're 18 years old.

00:22:41.320 That's what my coaches told me to do.

00:22:42.800 It doesn't, like, happen in my day-to-day life.

00:22:45.540 Like, it happened when I was pitching because I was trying to, like, imagine where the ball was going to go.

00:22:49.320 It's almost like you're –

00:22:50.900 I'm like, I'm only seeing a little bit.

00:22:52.760 So if I miss that –

00:22:53.540 Limp risk it.

00:22:54.300 Yeah.

00:22:55.640 Limp risk it. 1.00

00:22:56.740 Damn, Josie with the banger. 1.00

00:22:58.180 Fire. 1.00

00:22:59.500 That's fucked up, bro. 0.99

00:23:00.620 All right, cool. 0.99

00:23:01.020 See, that was your spot right there to pull up the next clip. 0.99

00:23:03.660 We have to fucking move, dog. 0.99

00:23:05.140 We hit it. 1.00

00:23:05.560 We hit the beat.

00:23:06.160 Let's do it.

00:23:10.020 The gods have spoken.

00:23:11.640 This is crazy, dude. 0.61

00:23:13.480 This is exactly the plot of The Gods Must Be Crazy.

00:23:17.220 Have you seen that movie?

00:23:18.400 This is exactly how they respond when they get a utility bill in the mail.

00:23:25.820 This is also –

00:23:26.720 This is also –

00:23:27.280 This is also legitimately how they respond to whenever the U.S. hit them cocaine in the 80s.

00:23:32.140 Like, they're just all –

00:23:33.260 Oh, my God.

00:23:35.980 They're gonna get it. 1.00

00:23:36.540 I'm just gonna shot him from the coke. 1.00

00:23:37.680 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:23:38.120 Is he gonna get it?

00:23:38.640 Yeah.

00:23:39.220 Yeah, he does.

00:23:39.860 God.

00:23:40.500 He almost got it, buddy.

00:23:41.600 What a way.

00:23:42.220 Who's recording?

00:23:43.000 No.

00:23:44.680 Oh, no.

00:23:45.360 Oh, no.

00:23:46.760 Look at his face.

00:23:49.880 Look at his face.

00:23:50.680 Pure panic. 1.00

00:23:51.360 Fuck. 1.00

00:23:53.180 I'm telling you right now – 1.00

00:23:55.080 They just gave that bottle AIDS, by the way.

00:23:57.420 Oh, yeah.

00:23:58.420 Yeah.

00:23:59.240 Oh, for sure.

00:24:01.680 Dude.

00:24:02.380 They're doing it because they think there's still cocaine in it.

00:24:05.020 There's no way that they're drinking it like that.

00:24:07.240 They don't understand basic physics.

00:24:08.840 No, he does.

00:24:09.480 He does.

00:24:09.820 He drinks it a little bit.

00:24:10.680 Dude, talk.

00:24:11.700 It cuts right here because I wanted to see his reaction to what it tastes like.

00:24:14.980 Yeah, but he's drinking it, like, with suction rather than turning it upside down.

00:24:18.360 Yeah, it's gonna taste totally different if you're drinking that.

00:24:20.300 Oh, my God.

00:24:20.740 Yeah, they're doing –

00:24:21.360 You're right.

00:24:21.820 They're not even smart enough to use gravity.

00:24:24.020 I wanted to see his reaction there so bad because, like, that must be the sweetest

00:24:29.340 thing he's ever had in his life.

00:24:30.240 It's not even, like, advanced thinking.

00:24:31.860 I want to – 1.00

00:24:33.700 That shit fucked him up. 1.00

00:24:35.620 That, like, that gives an entire tribe diabetes. 1.00

00:24:38.000 Diabetes.

00:24:38.840 Interesting.

00:24:39.740 But, dude, none of you have seen the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy.

00:24:43.460 He killed the cameraman after that.

00:24:45.780 That movie is literally what happened in that video.

00:24:48.760 Like, that movie is basically reality, apparently.

00:24:50.780 That rings a bell.

00:24:51.480 Is that an old movie?

00:24:52.300 It's probably from, like, the 80s, maybe the 90s.

00:24:55.840 And it's basically this – 0.97

00:24:57.140 This African tribe finds this Coke bottle and they have no fucking idea what to do about it. 1.00

00:25:02.860 It's literally that video. 0.99

00:25:04.220 They think it's a gift from The Gods, yeah.

00:25:04.540 They construct a whole, like, religious iconography, like, ideas around it and stuff.

00:25:08.240 Yeah.

00:25:08.700 It's like –

00:25:09.580 It's a good movie, actually.

00:25:10.580 On airplane, whenever they – 0.99

00:25:12.640 He teaches them basketball and he's just, like, he shows them the ball and they just start dunking and shit. 0.96

00:25:16.860 I just have always, like – 0.97

00:25:18.560 Isn't it funny?

00:25:19.840 Like, that's almost like giving them a nuclear weapon.

00:25:22.300 Like, a society that undeveloped.

00:25:24.600 It's like if aliens dropped and gave us, like, super technology and be like, see what they do with it. 0.85

00:25:28.740 And then we use it to kill each other. 0.97

00:25:30.240 100%. 0.93

00:25:30.680 They would take that Coke, that technology of the bottle and figure out how to kill each other over it or with it or something.

00:25:36.560 That's how far behind they are.

00:25:37.020 Is the metaphor here that it's, like, giving blacks rights? 0.87

00:25:39.740 Is that what you're talking about?

00:25:40.620 No, the metaphor is, like, it's, like, giving human beings alien craft.

00:25:45.700 They're not even human beings.

00:25:47.220 We're the human beings and giving them something of human being creation and they're going to kill each other with it.

00:25:52.640 This is true, by the way.

00:25:53.340 Have you seen these, like, the study – 0.99

00:25:55.360 Like, guns for black people. 1.00

00:25:56.640 Like, guns for blacks. 1.00

00:25:59.880 G-U-I-N-S, guns for blacks. 1.00

00:26:03.620 Salt's War Coaching says, is it true that women don't know how water works at 45-degree angles? 1.00

00:26:07.720 I think we've talked about this before about –

00:26:09.720 Is that true?

00:26:10.820 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:11.140 So there's been studies.

00:26:12.260 There's been studies.

00:26:12.520 I'm sorry, Cole, but wait a second.

00:26:14.220 We have an Excel spreadsheet here that needs to be read.

00:26:16.420 Yeah, I'm adding it to the Excel spreadsheet.

00:26:17.820 I thought it was just –

00:26:18.500 Women are just retarded in general, but you mean that meme where it's, like, what part of the cup will fill if it's at a 45-degree angle? 1.00

00:26:25.620 Women can't get that right. 1.00

00:26:26.480 They've done studies on it and women are just, like – 1.00

00:26:28.800 So they have no spatial reasoning.

00:26:30.340 That is so insane.

00:26:31.320 Duh.

00:26:32.100 Dude, they're like – 1.00

00:26:33.720 You just figure women are retarded? 1.00

00:26:35.180 It's like, oh, they – 1.00

00:26:36.060 They don't have any reasoning at all.

00:26:38.980 Yeah.

00:26:39.760 Last week, Cole made a dope joke where you said, oh, is there a woman's –

00:26:43.960 No, he said it's a retard division, and I said, yeah, there's one on here. 1.00

00:26:47.900 Yeah, that's right.

00:26:48.480 Yes, yes.

00:26:49.080 Banger joke.

00:26:49.640 Good for you, Cole.

00:26:50.400 I mean –

00:26:50.600 Next topic.

00:26:51.800 Next topic.

00:26:54.920 Rahamamim Shai.

00:26:55.880 I pulled it up, Cole.

00:26:57.040 Definitely an Israeli name.

00:26:58.460 Jewish name.

00:26:59.360 He's shy.

00:26:59.900 A senior policy advisor during the Barack Obama administration was arrested for trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK.

00:27:06.920 In his luggage were toys and rubbers.

00:27:08.780 What's that mean?

00:27:09.280 Oh, rubbers, like condoms?

00:27:10.560 Yeah.

00:27:10.840 Doesn't he look like an adorable version of Clint?

00:27:14.460 Clint, take off your beanie and shave your – 0.93

00:27:17.200 Yeah, shave your mustache.

00:27:18.580 He's just a clean shave.

00:27:20.200 I grew mine out, so you have to shave yours. 0.89

00:27:22.640 I also have to shave my eyebrows.

00:27:24.300 Why are his eyebrows so faint? 1.00

00:27:25.900 Clint also loves young pussy. 1.00

00:27:27.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:28.780 I also travel with toys and rubbers.

00:27:32.080 Rubbers.

00:27:33.460 He previously planned to meet up with a child with this child for over a month? 1.00

00:27:37.900 That's so fucked, dude. 0.99

00:27:39.320 Dude, this is – 1.00

00:27:40.280 I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?

00:27:43.480 Yeah.

00:27:43.740 I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country –

00:27:45.920 What was the kid wearing?

00:27:47.700 You're not doing it in the United States. 1.00

00:27:49.580 My legit question was, like, how good must, like, underage pussy be if you're, like, I'm going to fly to – 1.00

00:27:56.880 If you're flying across the country. 0.99

00:27:58.020 I'm flying the world halfway across the world.

00:27:59.800 Jose can't even be bothered to drive from his house, like, an hour and a half to show up to Bohemian Grove. 1.00

00:28:05.700 This guy went across the world for kid pussy. 1.00

00:28:08.320 They don't even say if it's pussy or pussy for some cussy. 1.00

00:28:12.200 And he – 1.00

00:28:13.800 Not only does he fly, but he brings toys and condoms.

00:28:18.040 He's thoughtful.

00:28:19.060 I love that he was just, like, he was, like, I can get the toys here.

00:28:22.960 Should I buy rubbers in England?

00:28:24.820 No.

00:28:25.340 Not going to risk it.

00:28:26.000 No, I'm going to fly with them.

00:28:26.360 Those rubbers might be bad.

00:28:27.240 I'm going to buy the rubbers.

00:28:28.000 I wonder what kind of toys.

00:28:28.960 Literally any convenience store.

00:28:30.500 They'll get through TSA easy, man.

00:28:32.380 He's just like, nope.

00:28:33.520 I got to buy them here.

00:28:34.540 I know my product here.

00:28:35.820 Don't know it there.

00:28:36.640 I need to be by intent very clear.

00:28:40.060 What kind of toys?

00:28:40.860 You know what we ought to do?

00:28:41.720 I just realized this. 0.92

00:28:42.680 We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad. 0.97

00:28:49.180 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:28:50.100 Oh, we make every pedophile story in the U.S.

00:28:53.140 We do the Sam Hyde thing, but instead of, like, violent attacks, it's for, like,

00:28:57.140 literal, like, awful pedophilia.

00:28:58.760 Yeah, like, this man must be stopped.

00:29:02.900 Or SRS.

00:29:03.720 He's down penalty now. 0.99

00:29:05.180 God damn it. 1.00

00:29:06.000 Kill Toad. 1.00

00:29:06.320 That's a great idea. 1.00

00:29:07.240 Kill Toad. 0.99

00:29:07.760 Run the thing. 0.97

00:29:08.460 This is a Kill Toad. 0.98

00:29:09.400 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:29:09.640 God damn it. 0.99

00:29:10.300 Where is Tyler at? 0.99

00:29:11.280 Tyler, he's left us.

00:29:12.080 See if we can bring real-world violence to Toad.

00:29:14.800 No, no.

00:29:15.360 Seriously. 0.99

00:29:15.580 If you did this enough, he will get doxed, and someone will try to, like, kill him. 0.99

00:29:20.340 Yo. 0.99

00:29:20.860 All we have to do is have one go so, so viral that he gets killed, and it's like, we win.

00:29:26.980 See, the difference between this guy is the complete opposite of me, basically, because 1.00

00:29:31.420 I'm constantly just skipping the pussy. 1.00

00:29:33.680 He's, like, going out of his way to get pussy. 1.00

00:29:35.300 He's not the complete opposite. 1.00

00:29:36.500 His last name is Shy, and you're pretty shy.

00:29:38.640 Yeah, you are shy.

00:29:39.580 Yeah, and I'm bald. 0.85

00:29:40.700 And if you shaved, you'd look just like him. 1.00

00:29:44.180 Pussy, to me, is like the flyover states, man. 1.00

00:29:46.620 Sometimes, I just don't want to do this anymore. 1.00

00:29:49.460 I have never seen anything like this, man.

00:29:53.120 That's happening again to me right now. 0.97

00:29:55.220 I know it's really, I know it, look, I understand that this is a really fucked up idea, and it 0.94

00:29:59.960 could jeopardize your life, but at the end of the day, you have to admit it's funny, 0.95

00:30:03.760 right?

00:30:04.420 Yeah.

00:30:05.160 It is.

00:30:05.840 Yeah, it is.

00:30:06.380 It's pretty hilarious.

00:30:08.200 That means we have to do it, by the way.

00:30:08.780 Like, if you're the same high to pedophilia?

00:30:09.820 Because it's funny, because it's funny, we have to do it.

00:30:12.020 I think we should do it to somebody who deserves it more, though.

00:30:13.940 Can you imagine him, like, walking around Boston and having people just like, look at

00:30:18.420 the very house!

00:30:19.560 If we do this, you need to start, you need to put that in your bio.

00:30:22.580 If we do this, you need to put that in your bio.

00:30:24.640 The Sam Hyde of Pedophilia.

00:30:26.500 Oh my god.

00:30:28.560 Just own it, dude.

00:30:30.400 The Sam Hyde of Pedophilia.

00:30:31.200 Yo, we would get that as the banger.

00:30:33.220 That's the name of the show.

00:30:34.300 Oh no.

00:30:34.740 They'd go, comedy podcast Tower Gang has been putting falsely accused of

00:30:39.820 using their co-host of Pedophilia for years now.

00:30:43.300 YouTube, is that targeted harassment?

00:30:45.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:45.640 Oh, targeted harassment, you fucking faggots. 1.00

00:30:49.280 He's a pedophile, YouTube. 1.00

00:30:51.000 What the fuck's the problem? 1.00

00:30:52.540 Is it an Always Sunny episode? 1.00

00:30:54.040 Toad, you've seen Always Sunny?

00:30:55.740 There's gotta be one where they jokingly accuse one of being a pedophile.

00:30:59.120 Is that a bit from a pedophile? 1.00

00:31:00.640 Oh shit, guys, look. 1.00

00:31:02.320 30 minutes in, you know what that means. 0.99

00:31:04.820 New topic.

00:31:05.280 I don't know if it rings a bell. 0.99

00:31:06.620 The fuck's this call? 0.99

00:31:07.680 Do you like the way it sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds? 0.99

00:31:10.260 I can't get it.

00:31:12.600 I can't get it.

00:31:13.220 No.

00:31:14.120 His jumper's wet at the Dead Sea, baby.

00:31:16.120 Stop the currency.

00:31:17.660 Instead of the yelling buckets, they yell shekels. 0.99

00:31:20.100 Yo, they said highlighted the match is a coin flip. 1.00

00:31:22.460 God damn. 0.99

00:31:24.040 You know that like. 1.00

00:31:24.680 The Brooklyn kikes. 1.00

00:31:25.800 I love Instagram.

00:31:26.280 He's got dope for him, though.

00:31:27.820 Instagram comments are great.

00:31:28.940 The jumper's wetter than the Dead Sea.

00:31:30.880 Look at that ridiculously thick beard.

00:31:32.340 Look at that beard, like, in the background.

00:31:34.060 Look how weirdly thick it is.

00:31:35.140 Dude, it does.

00:31:35.800 It's crazy.

00:31:37.220 It's odd.

00:31:37.920 It's like protruding.

00:31:39.300 God's chosen people, baby. 1.00

00:31:40.620 They can grow a beard like a motherfucker. 1.00

00:31:42.340 Got a pretty sweet form, though. 1.00

00:31:44.820 It's Keichel Jordan.

00:31:46.620 It's hard to take it seriously.

00:31:48.780 Keichel Jordan.

00:31:53.340 Colum James.

00:31:55.880 That's pretty good. 1.00

00:31:58.040 Fuck. 1.00

00:31:58.480 I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days? 1.00

00:32:02.940 I hate them more than ever. 0.99

00:32:07.760 What's the deal with Jews? 1.00

00:32:09.660 I mean, do you guys, like, are you feeling. 1.00

00:32:12.460 Shut up, Clint. 0.99

00:32:13.640 I'm not talking to you. 1.00

00:32:14.360 Are you still feeling like the animosity towards the Jews?

00:32:19.160 Or are we just like looking at them for what they are?

00:32:21.540 Never did.

00:32:22.260 I never felt that.

00:32:23.980 You never felt that?

00:32:25.100 But in looking at them for who they are, that's why you have the animosity.

00:32:28.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:30.000 I'm not fond of Netanyahu or the IDF soldiers, but it has not managed to infiltrate my general perception of Jews more broadly.

00:32:38.100 At a certain point, you just accept their flawed beings and you accept them for who they are.

00:32:43.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:44.380 You go from, like, the stages of Jew or, like, stages of grief. 0.52

00:32:47.780 You go from, these guys are all right.

00:32:49.760 Just kind of talk fast.

00:32:50.740 Then you go to stage two, where you start, you go, wait a second.

00:32:54.620 They did what?

00:32:55.420 Six million?

00:32:56.320 Yeah, you start to notice a little bit. 0.98

00:32:57.680 Then stage three is like, I am fucking livid at what they've done to the society and our children and pornography and the world. 0.93

00:33:05.080 And then stage four is kind of like, you know what, man? 0.98

00:33:08.400 They're not so bad.

00:33:09.620 It is like when you discover that you're going to agree.

00:33:12.460 Yeah, literally the stages of grief.

00:33:13.200 You went through acceptance, denial, anger.

00:33:16.000 The stages of the acceptance.

00:33:17.460 It's like you're on the acceptance stage.

00:33:20.160 Can we do an early life check on the person that found out the stages of grief who, like, put that forward as an idea?

00:33:25.720 If it's a Jew and it literally was just, like, coming back and it's just the way you were Jew. 0.99

00:33:29.080 It's almost certainly.

00:33:29.540 Hold on a second.

00:33:30.300 Dude, Hitler went through them, right?

00:33:31.960 Anger was the Holocaust. 1.00

00:33:33.940 On Nephilim Deskwad, we were looking at fucking artwork. 0.99

00:33:37.260 And it was the artwork of the World Trade Center. 0.98

00:33:41.320 It's just a cube within a cube. 0.99

00:33:43.140 It's called, what's that shit from, like, Captain America? 0.99

00:33:46.360 A tesseract. 0.99

00:33:47.340 It's a very, like, a cult thing.

00:33:48.360 It was I.M. Pei designed it, right?

00:33:50.660 Dude, I looked up who designed it.

00:33:52.800 A Jew, of course. 1.00

00:33:53.700 And I was like, why the fuck is a Jew? 1.00

00:33:55.200 Wait, I thought it wasn't that Asian, dude? 1.00

00:33:57.140 No, it was.

00:33:57.860 Name a magician.

00:33:58.540 Name a prominent magician.

00:33:59.740 He's almost certainly a Jew. 0.71

00:34:00.860 Houdini was a Jew. 0.74

00:34:01.460 Criss Angel.

00:34:02.200 Yeah, Criss Angel Jew. 1.00

00:34:03.460 Probably a Jew. 1.00

00:34:04.320 David Blaine?

00:34:05.460 Jew. 0.90

00:34:05.620 He looks Jewish.

00:34:06.740 Is he a Jew?

00:34:07.460 He looks Israeli.

00:34:08.880 He's Jew. 1.00

00:34:09.440 David Copperfield?

00:34:10.760 Jew. 0.90

00:34:10.980 Wait, no.

00:34:11.740 David Blaine?

00:34:12.840 David Blaine is Persian, clearly.

00:34:15.040 Jew. 0.90

00:34:15.380 Is he?

00:34:16.640 Looks Persian to me.

00:34:17.620 Wow.

00:34:18.260 This is, like, yo, dude, my chat GPT, I said, is David Blaine Jew?

00:34:22.340 That's what I wrote to chat GPT.

00:34:23.740 Is he Jew?

00:34:25.780 Oh, yes, he is of Jewish descent. 1.00

00:34:28.260 Fuck. 1.00

00:34:28.620 What about, uh, so Penn and Teller are? 1.00

00:34:31.340 Oh, yeah, 100%.

00:34:32.180 Yeah.

00:34:32.620 Jew. 0.90

00:34:33.140 Oh, my God. 0.54

00:34:33.940 Clearly a Jew. 1.00

00:34:34.720 Are you kidding?

00:34:34.980 His father is...

00:34:35.800 I don't even know, but...

00:34:37.940 His father's Puerto Rican.

00:34:39.500 That's why they abandoned libertarianism during COVID.

00:34:41.720 Holy toad. 1.00

00:34:42.760 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:34:43.540 They're both perfect stereotypes of Jews. 1.00

00:34:45.460 I don't know how you can look at either of them and be like, I think they're Jews. 0.52

00:34:48.600 Yeah, very sneaky, sleight of hand.

00:34:50.640 None of it's real, but, I mean, it does work.

00:34:52.880 It affects the...

00:34:53.340 It's all Jews. 1.00

00:34:53.560 They make black people do shit, right? 1.00

00:34:55.800 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:34:56.380 So, dude, yeah. 1.00

00:34:57.420 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:34:58.240 Being a magician, yeah. 1.00

00:34:59.340 I think Hosea was alluding to the fact that being a magician is just a natural fit for

00:35:03.340 a Jew because it's the sneakiest occupation. 1.00

00:35:06.000 But all magicians are Jews and all magicians... 1.00

00:35:09.340 They're lying to you. 1.00

00:35:10.520 All magicians can always fool a black person. 1.00

00:35:13.560 Like, black people react to magic like crazy and black people react to Jews like crazy. 1.00

00:35:18.140 Dude, they're so good at magic, they trick black people into working. 1.00

00:35:20.920 I mean, no one can do that. 1.00

00:35:22.660 This whole shit is magic. 1.00

00:35:24.100 Money's magic, dog. 1.00

00:35:25.140 Dude, they trick black people onto a ship and brought them overseas. 1.00

00:35:29.480 Top, top, be honest with me. 0.98

00:35:30.580 Do you have a little bit of respect for Jewish people given that they enslaved the blacks? 1.00

00:35:34.080 This is part of the state.

00:35:34.820 It's part of the stages of grief. 1.00

00:35:36.740 You go from like, really like, ah, fuck. 1.00

00:35:38.140 That's the acceptance. 1.00

00:35:39.320 It's like, you know what? 0.73

00:35:40.100 Jews created slavery, so they're cool. 1.00

00:35:42.380 The acceptance is like, wow, look at what they've created. 0.96

00:35:44.880 I mean, it's all built on fraud and deceit, but man, is it like, it's a wonderful structure.

00:35:49.820 Look at it, man. 0.99

00:35:50.460 I wish I could control blacks. 1.00

00:35:52.780 Not that I wish I could, but I look at it and I go, fucking respect it, man. 1.00

00:35:56.420 Look at the game that you've run. 0.92

00:35:58.340 Dude, they're even doing it now.

00:35:59.780 Because we've talked about this before.

00:36:01.280 It's like, look at them physically and you go like, they would never run anything.

00:36:04.500 They can never do anything.

00:36:05.400 They can never control the world.

00:36:06.620 And then they do.

00:36:07.680 And you're like, oh, wow.

00:36:08.680 Like, you actually, like, you went from like, literally being like, couldn't beat up anybody to where you control. 0.99

00:36:13.880 You know that I can kill you with a strong handshake, right?

00:36:17.380 But like, it's really cool to see what you've done here. 0.99

00:36:20.540 Like, you really have positioned yourself well for such physically weak people.

00:36:23.900 Yeah, think about what the NBA is.

00:36:24.740 They've essentially filled the role of like a necromancer class.

00:36:27.320 So they're like a summon all their people for them type deal.

00:36:31.380 So they don't actually do it.

00:36:32.300 That's why they're weak.

00:36:32.940 Like, you know, Jumie Butler, star point guard for the Miami Heat.

00:36:37.740 He's with the Warriors now, buddy.

00:36:40.660 Oh, it happened tonight?

00:36:42.020 Yeah, it happened tonight.

00:36:42.780 Can I just say, unfortunate.

00:36:45.700 What was that?

00:36:45.980 What was that, Cole?

00:36:46.580 No, no, efficiency.

00:36:47.700 I don't want to play this.

00:36:48.880 I don't want to play this.

00:36:49.560 You don't like this one?

00:36:50.500 No, I just don't like her.

00:36:51.460 Can you go back?

00:36:52.140 Can you just go back to her face right before you play anything?

00:36:54.900 Okay, her face.

00:36:56.280 I don't mind her.

00:36:57.120 She seems kind of nice.

00:36:58.060 But like, this is a very unfortunate face.

00:37:00.100 She said something about Hitler, and so that's the...

00:37:01.280 Looks kind of like me.

00:37:03.000 Why are these our celebrities?

00:37:06.100 I don't understand.

00:37:06.960 Like, this isn't even a very attractive girl.

00:37:09.020 Because of USAID.

00:37:09.220 These are our girls.

00:37:09.860 These are anti-Semites, yeah.

00:37:11.380 She dropped an N-bomb, and she became famous. 1.00

00:37:13.220 Like, I don't want to do that.

00:37:13.600 Is she getting USAID? 0.99

00:37:15.000 Because we saw that Vouch and fucking James Lindsay. 0.99

00:37:19.600 And Destiny. 0.99

00:37:20.740 And the...

00:37:21.860 Those guys have USAIDs. 0.99

00:37:24.280 Wait, Destiny got fucking USAID? 1.00

00:37:26.520 I thought you just got AIDS. 1.00

00:37:27.380 That sounds surprising.

00:37:28.720 Yeah, he just has AIDS.

00:37:30.400 He's got US AIDS? 0.85

00:37:31.720 He's got international AIDS. 0.99

00:37:33.320 He's got US AIDS and African AIDS. 0.97

00:37:35.660 Highland AIDS. 0.99

00:37:36.300 He's got that kind of AIDS. 1.00

00:37:37.100 Whatever AIDS Nick Fuentes gave him, he got that shit, too. 1.00

00:37:39.960 Listen, what is going on here? 1.00

00:37:42.140 Why are these people being paid by our shadow government?

00:37:44.820 I don't know.

00:37:45.300 Dysgenic freaks, man. 1.00

00:37:46.620 Because it's...

00:37:47.960 Like, because they want just, uh...

00:37:50.480 Like, uh... 0.75

00:37:51.280 How many times have we said nigger, and it's never paid off? 0.81

00:37:53.760 God, that's true. 0.95

00:37:54.460 We should be being paid for it.

00:37:55.240 What do I got to do to get this sweet USAID money?

00:37:58.440 Just because we're not... 0.99

00:37:59.220 We're not, like, a 6.5 random white bitch. 1.00

00:38:02.560 We can't say the n-word and go viral. 0.99

00:38:03.820 Here's the thing, Clint.

00:38:04.560 No, no, no. 1.00

00:38:05.040 We're talking about the wrong shit. 1.00

00:38:06.240 I can talk about sucking dicks. 1.00

00:38:07.860 Hot Tua! 1.00

00:38:08.560 Listen to me!

00:38:10.760 Look at the VR turn.

00:38:12.260 USAID?

00:38:12.720 She's already disappeared, man.

00:38:14.140 She did her crypto scam, and she's just gone completely.

00:38:16.460 She's not doing the podcast anymore? 0.73

00:38:17.320 Oh, 100%.

00:38:18.180 I can DM with USAID.

00:38:19.640 I can DM with...

00:38:19.660 I've been 15 times a day asking to boost some crypto scam. 0.99

00:38:22.860 I hate these people.

00:38:25.200 Yep. 1.00

00:38:25.860 Right, next time.

00:38:26.840 My girlfriend started on OnlyFans two months ago, and after one month, she only had one

00:38:30.540 follower, me.

00:38:31.800 She was upset.

00:38:32.360 This is Clint talking about Ashton.

00:38:34.420 He was her only fan.

00:38:35.080 She was upset, and I felt bad for her.

00:38:36.840 I decided to create multiple accounts and subscribed to her so she would be happier and more encouraged

00:38:40.760 to continue with her journey.

00:38:42.100 Recently, over the past few weeks, she has been messaging one of my accounts, which uses

00:38:45.620 a very handsome male profile picture, and she has been hinting at meeting up with them.

00:38:48.700 So not me.

00:38:49.240 I don't know what to do right now.

00:38:50.820 Do I tell her the truth about what I'm doing, or continue pretending to be this guy to avoid

00:38:53.900 upsetting her?

00:38:54.520 She mentioned being willing to fly out to meet this dude.

00:38:56.580 I think her heart would be broken if I told her.

00:38:58.600 She's cheating on him with him! 1.00

00:39:01.420 It's a funny joke, but it's not real.

00:39:03.500 Yeah, it's not real.

00:39:04.360 It's just funny.

00:39:04.840 I mean, this is wild, though.

00:39:07.660 You do hear lots of stories.

00:39:09.440 You know what I did like, though?

00:39:10.720 I like that Toad thought it was real.

00:39:12.320 It could be.

00:39:13.260 Toad is the one that put us in there. 0.99

00:39:14.640 It's still real to me, damn it. 0.99

00:39:15.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:17.160 I could see it happening to me.

00:39:18.660 I'm skipping some of these ones that Toad sent.

00:39:19.680 Rockluster is the heavyweight champ in my heart.

00:39:22.520 Yeah, I see the ones.

00:39:23.820 No, no, no.

00:39:24.280 I think we should. 0.94

00:39:25.000 Let's take a look at the one that Toad sent, just because I'm sure a lot of them are retarded, 1.00

00:39:28.920 but this one here was a, I think, was a legitimate question from Toad.

00:39:32.320 It says, men, is this true? 0.98

00:39:35.700 And then, like, for the listeners, there's, like, a thicker, kind of more full-looking hot dog thing. 1.00

00:39:40.340 It says, the penis of a virgin. 1.00

00:39:41.840 Penis is still very large and healthy. 1.00

00:39:43.920 Hasn't been crushed inside dozens of vaginas. 1.00

00:39:46.400 And will one day make the right woman a very happy wife. 1.00

00:39:49.560 The other one is kind of a shriveled up dick. 1.00

00:39:51.180 And it says, the penis of a man who had multiple sexual partners. 1.00

00:39:55.240 Penis shriveled down to less than a third of its original size due to vaginal pressure. 1.00

00:39:58.680 Will no longer be able to please a woman. 0.99

00:40:00.520 And Toad sent this, and he just, like, he sent it early in the morning.

00:40:03.340 And it said, question mark, question mark, question mark. 0.99

00:40:05.820 And we were like, what do you guys think of my dick? 0.99

00:40:09.560 What do you think about my Toad? 1.00

00:40:11.280 No, no.

00:40:11.840 I sent it, and I said, this is how I maintain my girth. 0.99

00:40:15.760 I think he was asking us if our dicks have shrunk since we've been having sex. 0.98

00:40:19.240 That's what I thought he was asking. 0.99

00:40:20.380 Come on, you guys have all seen mine.

00:40:21.620 I haven't seen yours. 0.99

00:40:22.320 I will admit, I feel like my dick has shrunk since I was a kid. 0.98

00:40:25.720 But I don't think it's actually shrunk. 0.98

00:40:27.420 I just think it's not the same as, like, 16-year-old me. 0.99

00:40:30.460 Because you'd have such throbbing erections every fucking time. 0.99

00:40:33.000 It's just, like, huge. 1.00

00:40:33.840 I think you're just not getting the erections anymore. 0.99

00:40:37.280 My dick is bigger soft, but it doesn't get as hard as it did back in the day. 0.99

00:40:40.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:40.700 So, I mean, it felt like it was bigger, but it's still the same dick, in my opinion. 1.00

00:40:43.840 I find that my dick gets... 0.99

00:40:44.840 My dick soft is way better looking than it used to be. 1.00

00:40:47.360 My dick gets bigger the more I use it, Toad. 0.99

00:40:51.480 Like, if I use it every day in a week, and I'm not talking about beating off. 1.00

00:40:55.500 I'm talking about, like, if you get pussy every day in a week, my dick feels bigger. 1.00

00:40:58.900 I think maybe there's, like, a swelling. 1.00

00:40:59.480 When was the last time you got pussy every day in a week? 1.00

00:41:00.920 Dude, a long time. 1.00

00:41:01.880 That's what...

00:41:02.320 I was going to say.

00:41:03.460 Jose's talking about, like, 16, maybe? 1.00

00:41:05.500 Wait, when you fucked every day of the week, your dick was thinner? 1.00

00:41:07.940 Those were the days, baby. 1.00

00:41:08.720 No, he's saying it was thicker and more virile.

00:41:12.780 It doesn't get squished by the walls.

00:41:15.060 Something about it.

00:41:15.600 I think what it is is, like, when you have muscles...

00:41:16.940 It's like you're working it out.

00:41:18.320 Yeah, and you break your muscles down, and they build up.

00:41:21.320 I think it's something like that.

00:41:21.480 You're making the muscle bigger. 1.00

00:41:23.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:41:23.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:24.080 Dude, I feel like... 1.00

00:41:24.600 Yeah, when I was fucking the reg, I felt like my dick was huge. 1.00

00:41:26.800 It was hard all the time. 1.00

00:41:27.220 Yeah, dog. 0.99

00:41:27.480 So, wait, does jerking off constantly do that, too? 0.99

00:41:30.440 No. 1.00

00:41:30.940 Jerking off hurts your dick, because you're doing it... 1.00

00:41:33.120 Like, something about it, it's not the same. 1.00

00:41:34.860 Unless you have Clint hands, I mean, how it's supposed to work is you're supposed to have, 0.99

00:41:38.360 like, rough hands, and it's supposed to not be good for your dick, you know? 1.00

00:41:41.540 Dude, I'm worried that my dick is, like, completely fucked. 1.00

00:41:44.000 God beat it like that. 1.00

00:41:44.700 I won't be able to, like, fuck a pussy. 1.00

00:41:46.720 Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about it, so... 1.00

00:41:48.480 Honestly, yeah, jerking off gives you the second dick. 1.00

00:41:55.160 But then I look at that, and I'm like, yeah, all right. 1.00

00:41:57.600 Legitimately, that's exactly how a homeboy described Barack Obama's dick. 0.99

00:42:01.060 The right thing. 1.00

00:42:02.500 Exactly.

00:42:03.160 That's the exact same thing.

00:42:03.580 Just saying.

00:42:05.400 It's just like one of those, like, stringy turds.

00:42:08.260 You know what I'm talking about? 0.99

00:42:09.160 Like, when you have shit that's, like... 0.99

00:42:10.460 This logic may actually make sense when you're dealing with buttholes, though, because buttholes, 0.99

00:42:13.860 there's, like, we talked about, like, there was some weirdo that said that, like, this was, like, 0.99

00:42:17.380 small dick cope or something, but dicks are, like... 0.99

00:42:19.360 Buttholes are, like, a different thing. 1.00

00:42:20.980 They're, like, tight. 0.98

00:42:21.920 They're weirdly tight right here, and so I could see this logic applying, whereas a vagina 1.00

00:42:25.600 is much more accommodating for a dick, you know what I mean? 1.00

00:42:27.960 It's almost like it was made for. 1.00

00:42:29.180 It's made for it.

00:42:32.660 Oh, my God.

00:42:33.440 Wait a second.

00:42:34.580 There's something in the...

00:42:35.780 There's something there that we skipped from toad, and I think we should really talk about it.

00:42:38.940 It's the Benson Boone, but I can't find the...

00:42:41.220 Oh, yeah, dude.

00:42:41.960 I love this guy.

00:42:42.700 I will.

00:42:43.360 I'll get to it.

00:42:44.080 I forgot the Clinton even said toad in a row.

00:42:46.640 I want to get into those details of my family here.

00:42:50.020 Oh, let's get into a few of them.

00:42:52.360 Tell me about it.

00:42:53.220 Well, if you look at the record from January 6th, where I testified before that committee,

00:43:00.560 because of my personal information being released by Congress, I was subjected to a direct and

00:43:07.620 significant threat on my life, and I put that information in the record.

00:43:12.080 I had to move.

00:43:12.980 In that threat, I was called a detestable, and I apologize if I don't get it all right, 0.98

00:43:21.400 but it's in the record, a detestable sand nigger who had no right being in this country. 1.00

00:43:27.840 You should go back to where you came from. 1.00

00:43:30.420 You belong with your terrorist home friends. 0.99

00:43:33.120 That's what was sent to me.

00:43:36.820 That's just a piece of it.

00:43:38.020 Which one are you sending?

00:43:38.980 That's nothing compared to what the men and women are watching. 0.97

00:43:41.800 I fucking love this guy. 0.97

00:43:44.140 He reminds me of Aziz Ansari. 0.98

00:43:46.040 I just think he's cute, right?

00:43:47.300 Did you see a glint in his eye when he says it, too? 0.99

00:43:50.500 It's almost as if he was like, sand nigger. 1.00

00:43:52.300 Well, because I also love that he goes like, I don't think I'm going to get all this right. 0.93

00:43:56.660 They called me a...

00:43:57.500 And then he goes on to say exactly what they said. 0.98

00:44:00.880 I'm not sure if I'm saying this right, but sand nigger. 1.00

00:44:03.900 They said my father fucks goats. 0.99

00:44:06.860 You guys know I did a panel with him and Brett Weinstein at Vegas? 0.99

00:44:10.520 Is he a little guy?

00:44:13.260 No.

00:44:13.940 I think he was close to six feet.

00:44:16.680 Interesting.

00:44:17.580 He just looks cute.

00:44:18.600 He just has the voice of a little guy, though.

00:44:20.960 He does look adorable.

00:44:21.500 Yeah.

00:44:22.220 I like him.

00:44:22.920 I like him.

00:44:23.540 I don't know him, but I like him.

00:44:24.980 He strikes me as being on the spectrum. 0.97

00:44:27.240 Like, no bullshit. 0.99

00:44:28.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:29.040 Oh, yeah.

00:44:29.700 I think so.

00:44:31.780 Let me make sure I'm getting this all accurate. 0.99

00:44:34.620 Sand nigger. 1.00

00:44:35.740 As soon as I started talking to him in the green room before we went on stage, I was like, 0.98

00:44:40.480 oh, you're my people.

00:44:42.080 I was like, oh, I know this type immediately.

00:44:45.460 Oh, you're vaccinated, too, huh?

00:44:47.220 Oh, cool.

00:44:48.600 Except when it comes to Israel.

00:44:50.920 Well, yeah.

00:44:51.360 That's true.

00:44:51.600 Well, man, let's not get political here, guys.

00:44:53.920 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:54.840 I wanted to talk about this shit real quick. 0.99

00:44:57.000 By the way, we need to clip him dropping that. 0.99

00:44:59.940 Fine.

00:45:00.140 Go ahead.

00:45:00.900 Pull it up.

00:45:01.680 We do. 0.99

00:45:02.400 Nigger. 1.00

00:45:02.860 Nigger. 1.00

00:45:03.360 Nigger. 1.00

00:45:04.400 Well, it's got to do the sand part. 0.99

00:45:05.620 Yeah, dude.

00:45:06.000 So I think we had this on here.

00:45:20.460 Let's see this.

00:45:21.940 Oh, that was sick.

00:45:24.180 I don't know why we're watching this, but that was pretty dope.

00:45:25.760 So I think what we're watching this is because we found out that Clint was-

00:45:30.360 Okay, here we go.

00:45:32.520 Mine is probably Benson Boone or whatever that dude's name is.

00:45:35.540 Oh.

00:45:36.280 Which guy?

00:45:37.120 Oh, he's the Beautiful Things.

00:45:38.740 You've been listening to that song over and over? 0.99

00:45:39.700 I like fucking Benson Boone. 0.99

00:45:42.020 Wasn't it like a question? 1.00

00:45:42.940 It was like a guilty pleasure or something?

00:45:44.540 Wasn't that the question?

00:45:45.140 Yeah, I remember the song.

00:45:46.500 I had no idea what his name was.

00:45:48.040 I didn't make that connection at all.

00:45:50.700 Oh.

00:45:52.180 Do you have the-

00:45:53.340 They're assaulting him, man.

00:45:55.080 I mean, this dude's kind of a stud.

00:45:55.740 Top, do you have the I Am The Hordest?

00:45:57.300 I don't know who he is, but he's a stud.

00:45:58.000 This is where we-

00:45:58.740 I just said his name.

00:45:59.640 Did you listen?

00:46:00.980 Benson Boone.

00:46:01.640 Benson Boone.

00:46:02.500 You just really like Benson Boone.

00:46:04.180 I don't know who this guy is, but he's a stud.

00:46:05.820 By the way, tonight, guys, why me and Top are kind of producing is because Tyler couldn't

00:46:09.460 be here tonight.

00:46:10.060 So we're missing out on a lot of drops, a lot of cool, funny stuff, because it'd be really

00:46:13.780 funny if the drop came in of I Am The Hordest.

00:46:15.920 Joy, because I Am The Hordest.

00:46:19.000 There you go, Clint.

00:46:19.820 Let me ask you a question.

00:46:22.300 Hold on.

00:46:22.660 Wait a minute.

00:46:22.840 Pull that back up.

00:46:23.820 Where is he at?

00:46:24.500 Yeah.

00:46:24.840 Okay.

00:46:25.160 When you look at this-

00:46:26.140 Dude, he does look like Daniel Penney.

00:46:28.140 Do you feel the way I feel about Albert Pujols?

00:46:30.400 Do you feel the way I feel when you look at this photo, Clint?

00:46:34.600 Look at this photograph.

00:46:37.280 Clint, did you get a Benson boner?

00:46:39.960 No.

00:46:40.880 I don't.

00:46:41.800 I just like his swag.

00:46:43.300 I just think he's killing it. 1.00

00:46:44.900 I like it when fucking dudes crush. 1.00

00:46:47.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:47.600 I don't know what the issue is here.

00:46:49.140 This is pretty pimp.

00:46:49.840 I don't know who this guy is.

00:46:50.820 It's the first time ever seeing him.

00:46:52.180 I know his name, obviously.

00:46:53.160 I'm just going to play this part again, because this is dope. 0.94

00:46:55.200 This is pretty sick.

00:46:56.400 How can you handle this guy?

00:46:58.120 Dude, come on. 1.00

00:46:59.560 This dude fucks. 0.99

00:47:01.160 Dude, you know- 1.00

00:47:01.940 Yeah, but he fucks. 1.00

00:47:03.280 He might fuck men, but he doesn't- 1.00

00:47:04.620 He fucks so hard, you like the- 1.00

00:47:06.460 Mine is probably Benson bone or whatever that dude's name is. 0.99

00:47:09.620 Are we trying to rag on Clint here?

00:47:11.600 Because it just seems to be-

00:47:13.060 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:47:13.960 It's a good judge of awesome.

00:47:15.960 I don't know.

00:47:16.220 I just love it.

00:47:16.760 That needs to be a drop. 0.97

00:47:17.740 I just like, when he goes, I just fucking like Benson Boone. 0.93

00:47:21.880 Do you know, like, whenever he did that flip- 0.98

00:47:23.720 I don't even know, I mean, I don't know any of his music, but that was sick.

00:47:25.900 Yo, listen to his top five songs on Spotify, and you'll be like, this dude rocked. 0.98

00:47:30.560 He's an incredible fucking songwriter. 0.98

00:47:32.620 Like, really, really good lyrics. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Really good.

00:47:34.780 So, this is at the Grammy.

00:47:36.500 So, this is all, like, famous musicians.

00:47:38.740 Like, all, like, famous people are there.

00:47:39.620 Yeah, High Kloom and What's-Her-Face are stripping. 1.00

00:47:41.780 Okay, I get that.

00:47:42.440 Okay, whatever.

00:47:45.000 Oh, wait up, wait up, wait up.

00:47:46.060 Okay, guys, hold on.

00:47:47.420 We've made it through the-

00:47:48.560 I'm down to joking.

00:47:49.280 You can't just-

00:47:49.880 No, no, no, no.

00:47:50.420 But wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:47:51.260 We've made it halfway through this list.

00:47:52.880 We do have mailbag. 1.00

00:47:54.120 Should we say fuck mailbag? 0.99

00:47:55.300 We have Lainey edits, and if there are- 0.99

00:47:57.960 We got through the Lainey edits.

00:47:58.740 Let's do two mailbags and a Lainey edit.

00:48:00.800 Boom, boom.

00:48:01.320 Talk about real quick.

00:48:02.000 No mailbag. 1.00

00:48:02.780 This is my vengeance for them talking shit to me. 1.00

00:48:05.360 Whoa. 1.00

00:48:06.640 Can I say what I was going to say?

00:48:07.960 I was like, you know, like, this is all famous people.

00:48:10.640 People that have, like, they can get anybody they want. 1.00

00:48:12.420 He made every pussy wet in that building. 1.00

00:48:15.220 Whenever he, like, flipped off of fucking- 1.00

00:48:17.380 Dude, if I had a pussy, it would have been wet. 1.00

00:48:18.720 Mr. Boone is the type of nigga to walk into the Grammys 1.00

00:48:20.060 and turn down every bitch there because he's got even a better bitch 1.00

00:48:23.080 waiting outside. 1.00

00:48:23.940 That's how fucking gangster Benson Boone is. 0.99

00:48:25.760 So, yeah. 0.99

00:48:26.520 I like Benson Boone.

00:48:27.460 It's like, it's all teams in there. 1.00

00:48:28.420 And he's like, I only fuck 11s. 0.98

00:48:30.160 I remember when I was in high school and Justin Timberlake was, like, 0.99

00:48:32.920 all the rage, right? 0.99

00:48:34.120 And everyone's like, I fucking hate Justin Timberlake. 0.98

00:48:36.600 And I was like, Justin Timberlake is awesome. 1.00

00:48:39.360 Can you see his dick, by the way? 1.00

00:48:41.080 Not really. 1.00

00:48:41.980 It's, like, tucked back.

00:48:43.280 Can you just say Benson Boone is awesome?

00:48:44.780 Just go ahead and praise him really quick because I want to see

00:48:47.200 how this looks while you praise him.

00:48:48.840 Benson Boone is awesome. 0.99

00:48:50.860 You can tell that seam is perfectly made to cover up his cock, too. 1.00

00:48:54.400 Like, it's like the seam presses on where his cock would go. 0.99

00:48:56.740 So, like, you can't see. 0.99

00:48:57.660 That is.

00:48:58.120 But it's also seemed really on the backside.

00:48:59.900 So, like, it goes into his butt cheeks, too.

00:49:02.060 So, his butt cheeks are really. 1.00

00:49:03.240 Are you implying that his dick is wrapped around and tucked around the 1.00

00:49:05.780 seams into his back? 1.00

00:49:06.780 I think it might be.

00:49:09.120 Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle.

00:49:12.480 You know what I mean? 0.98

00:49:14.440 What the fuck does that mean? 1.00

00:49:15.580 You mean, like, a dick in the back? 1.00

00:49:16.920 What are you talking about? 1.00

00:49:17.560 A boondoggle needs, like, something to get fucked up now. 0.99

00:49:21.040 I didn't even see this. 0.98

00:49:22.120 No, no.

00:49:22.460 Andrew Tate.

00:49:22.840 Not in this context.

00:49:26.960 Something just happened?

00:49:28.020 Oh, God.

00:49:30.200 Here we go again.

00:49:30.860 We now have RoboCole.

00:49:32.900 We've made it to the point of the episode where Cole has

00:49:35.560 unintentionally unplugged his microphone.

00:49:37.020 Yeah, he's unplugged my microphone.

00:49:37.740 After six years of YouTubing, this is, like, unavoidable.

00:49:42.020 It's just a really bad plug.

00:49:43.440 And so if I move it to, but Andrew Tate actually commented, 0.99

00:49:46.500 who the fuck is Benson Boone? 0.91

00:49:49.420 You should reply with the video of me. 0.99

00:49:53.320 He said, I really feel like 90% of these Matrix-approved

00:49:56.240 celebrities live in a bubble.

00:49:57.740 The normal person has absolutely no idea who they are and 0.99

00:49:59.560 doesn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:50:00.360 I liked that. 0.99

00:50:01.300 I liked his reply there.

00:50:02.840 I think he's right.

00:50:03.240 I'm going to say that Clint is brainwashed because I do like 0.98

00:50:05.740 how the way he said, yeah, shut up, Clint, for a second. 0.75

00:50:07.900 Look, the way he said, yeah, he said, I like Benson Boone.

00:50:10.360 And then he goes, like, real dreamy. 0.99

00:50:11.900 He goes, I fucking like Benson Boone. 0.98

00:50:14.260 And it's like, now we see Benson Boone. 0.99

00:50:15.840 He's being fed to us at the Grammys. 1.00

00:50:17.460 Like, this is the fucking person, this gay dude with these blue 1.00

00:50:20.480 tights. 1.00

00:50:20.620 I knew about him.

00:50:21.320 I knew about him before he was on the Grammys.

00:50:23.220 Clint, they MK-ultra'd you, dog. 0.99

00:50:25.360 That's why you sat there and said-

00:50:26.880 Dude, I heard his song, like, almost a year ago. 1.00

00:50:29.760 And I was like, this shit is fire. 0.99

00:50:31.260 And then I went to Spotify and I listened to, like, 1.00

00:50:33.520 another four or five, six songs of his.

00:50:35.580 And I was like, these are all unbelievably beautifully written

00:50:38.480 songs.

00:50:38.820 And great voice, too. 0.95

00:50:40.280 I didn't even know what the nigga looked like. 1.00

00:50:42.220 Then I see what he looks like.

00:50:43.660 He looks like Miles Teller, kind of.

00:50:45.500 Yeah, then I see what he looks like. 1.00

00:50:47.000 And I'm like, all right, yeah, now my dick's fucking raging, right? 0.99

00:50:49.980 Dude, I think he looks like Daniel Penny, dude. 0.99

00:50:51.860 That's even better.

00:50:52.880 He said that, like, three times, too.

00:50:54.920 That's what he said, by the way. 0.99

00:50:56.260 I fucking like- 0.99

00:50:57.420 Wait a second, guys. 0.98

00:50:58.200 We just need to study this for a second.

00:50:59.600 Here we go. 1.00

00:51:00.020 I like fucking Benson Boone. 1.00

00:51:02.320 I like fucking Benson Boone. 1.00

00:51:04.600 Look at his face. 1.00

00:51:05.140 I like fucking Benson Boone. 0.99

00:51:06.980 Does that look like the face of a man that's in charge of his own 0.99

00:51:09.140 faculties or a man that's been MKUltrad? 0.99

00:51:12.480 I like fucking Benson Boone. 0.98

00:51:13.820 I'm playing into the uncomfortable nature of disclosing that I like Benson Boone. 0.99

00:51:17.380 But anyways, what happened?

00:51:18.700 I don't think you have anything to be uncomfortable about.

00:51:20.740 I'm sticking strong to that.

00:51:22.700 I think that's what the question was.

00:51:24.080 Like, what's a guilty pleasure of yours?

00:51:25.880 I don't think it applies.

00:51:27.760 That's not-

00:51:28.720 Well, it's guilty in the sense that I have a bunch of men who are questioning their sexuality

00:51:33.940 who get challenged by the fact that I can look at a beautiful man like Benson Boone

00:51:37.960 and just go, this dude's crushing, and I like it.

00:51:40.940 Dope. 1.00

00:51:41.160 Is it gay to fuck? 1.00

00:51:47.480 No. 1.00

00:51:48.080 No. 0.63

00:51:48.640 Is this gay? 1.00

00:51:49.880 Straight guys, imagine a genie gives your wife or girlfriend a penis for 20 minutes, 1.00

00:51:55.440 and it's her wish. 1.00

00:51:56.440 Here's the thing. 1.00

00:51:57.040 Your wife or girlfriend would wish a genie for a dick. 1.00

00:52:01.560 100%. 1.00

00:52:02.000 Everybody's listening. 1.00

00:52:02.900 You would wish for tits and a pussy, too, wouldn't you? 1.00

00:52:05.240 No pussy. 1.00

00:52:06.240 Not a chance. 0.99

00:52:07.240 Why?

00:52:07.600 Who cares? 1.00

00:52:07.960 I've got three wishes, and I'm going to get a fucking cooter? 0.99

00:52:10.620 No. 1.00

00:52:10.860 Fuck that. 1.00

00:52:11.280 But I want to play with my own tits. 1.00

00:52:12.480 That is the most high-time preference bullshit I've ever put in my life. 1.00

00:52:15.420 Yeah, retarded. 1.00

00:52:16.360 I would like some pussy, please, with my one wish. 1.00

00:52:19.080 Dude, I'd like my credit score to be 705. 1.00

00:52:22.140 Dude, imagine if Liz did this, though, and Cole could give Liz what she could never give him.

00:52:26.800 Can I finish three wishes? 1.00

00:52:27.500 I just need pussy once. 1.00

00:52:28.540 That's all I need. 1.00

00:52:29.260 A blowjob to completion. 1.00

00:52:30.240 We never even finished. 0.99

00:52:31.120 I never was able to finish the question because we have an interrupter named Top.

00:52:34.980 That's all right.

00:52:35.580 During the 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.

00:52:37.960 I like how this guy...

00:52:39.020 Hold on.

00:52:39.640 This guy gets... 1.00

00:52:40.240 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:52:41.680 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:52:43.360 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:52:43.800 And all of a sudden, we've got an interrupter. 1.00

00:52:46.120 I'm trying to do a serious show here, guys.

00:52:48.660 Literally, every time I've been reading something, you go, let me just...

00:52:51.800 How does it feel, Cole?

00:52:53.240 I don't do that.

00:52:54.140 That's Jose's job.

00:52:55.280 That's been Jose's thing our whole show.

00:52:57.980 Okay, go ahead.

00:52:59.000 During that 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.

00:53:01.140 Just know what it's like.

00:53:02.060 Would you do it? 0.99

00:53:03.080 Is that gay, or is there a genie rule? 0.99

00:53:05.520 I don't think there's a genie rule. 0.97

00:53:06.840 I just think it's just ironclad. 1.00

00:53:10.160 Your wife wants you to suck her dick. 1.00

00:53:12.180 You fucking do it. 1.00

00:53:13.080 Yeah, you suck that dick. 1.00

00:53:14.180 I don't think it's gay, dude. 1.00

00:53:15.660 She's probably got a nice feminine dick. 1.00

00:53:18.060 It's a lady dick. 1.00

00:53:19.420 What if it comes out a black dick? 1.00

00:53:21.260 What if it's hairy and it's fucking thick? 1.00

00:53:22.720 What if she's like, I wish for a dick, and it doesn't match her body at all? 1.00

00:53:25.880 It's like a long black dick, and you're like, oh. 1.00

00:53:28.220 Honestly, honestly, that changes my opinion. 1.00

00:53:32.780 If it looks like it belongs on her body, I'm sucking that thing all day long. 1.00

00:53:35.560 If it looks like a random big old black dick, I am not sucking it. 1.00

00:53:38.720 Do you think if... 1.00

00:53:39.980 The dick would look like it belongs... 1.00

00:53:41.180 So if the genie gave her a dick, it would look like it belonged on her body. 1.00

00:53:44.220 Do you think your wife would have a big dick? 1.00

00:53:46.180 Or what would your wife's dick look like if she got one? 1.00

00:53:48.400 A little four-inch-er, slender. 1.00

00:53:51.240 No, I think it matches your dick. 1.00

00:53:53.640 It is basically your dick on her body. 1.00

00:53:56.740 So then you're sucking your own dick on your wife? 1.00

00:53:59.460 Yes. 1.00

00:54:00.180 Yes.

00:54:00.740 I'm good with it.

00:54:01.840 I'm going to be honest. 0.95

00:54:02.580 That makes it more gay. 1.00

00:54:04.480 It makes it more gay if it's your dick? 1.00

00:54:05.880 If your dick looks exactly like mine, I'm going to feel weird about it. 1.00

00:54:08.400 I feel like that makes it... 1.00

00:54:09.460 You would definitely sword fight for sure. 1.00

00:54:11.320 What do you pull at your dick if you're going to a sword fight, and you're fighting your wife? 1.00

00:54:14.440 You look at your own dick and then like, yeah, I kind of want to suck that. 1.00

00:54:17.440 I mean, sure, sometimes. 1.00

00:54:19.640 It would be a feminine version of your dick, whatever that means. 1.00

00:54:23.940 You mean a vagina? 1.00

00:54:25.580 So it's just a hairless dick. 1.00

00:54:28.920 And like, so three of you are saying it's not gay, right? 1.00

00:54:33.440 Is that what you're saying?

00:54:34.400 Yeah, not gay. 0.99

00:54:35.160 Big bigger than mine. 0.97

00:54:36.640 I go the opposite direction. 0.91

00:54:38.320 I say it's actually gay to not do it. 1.00

00:54:42.000 I mean, especially with your own dick. 1.00

00:54:43.300 What I would be afraid of is then you just really get into trannies afterwards. 1.00

00:54:46.880 It's like 20 minutes into this, it's over, and then you're just like, and you're like,

00:54:49.860 oh, well, no, I'm just...

00:54:51.220 Does your wife nut the way she always nuts, or does she like nut in your mouth with her 1.00

00:54:55.560 wife dick? 1.00

00:54:55.740 The way she always... 1.00

00:54:56.900 Are you implying that somehow she'd be able to nut from her dick? 1.00

00:54:59.340 Like, oh, oh, oh. 1.00

00:55:00.340 When girls nut, they generally don't... 1.00

00:55:03.000 Girls nut? 1.00

00:55:03.520 In the case that girls do nut break glass, they don't generally squirt a toad. 1.00

00:55:11.220 It's not a thing.

00:55:12.300 And if they do squirt, it's pee. 0.80

00:55:13.840 It's not like thick, white substance.

00:55:16.460 Like, is she coming...

00:55:17.280 Sometimes it is.

00:55:18.500 Is she coming like how girls come in your mouth, or is she coming like how guys come 1.00

00:55:22.260 in your mouth? 1.00

00:55:23.220 She's coming like a fucking dude's dick. 1.00

00:55:24.940 Does she have balls? 1.00

00:55:26.760 She must. 1.00

00:55:27.700 Yeah.

00:55:28.140 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:55:29.940 Whoa.

00:55:30.620 The jizz is in the prostate, though. 0.92

00:55:32.160 So, dude, she got a prostate, too. 1.00

00:55:34.080 The jizz is in the balls with the pee. 1.00

00:55:36.100 Okay. 1.00

00:55:36.860 Or is the jizz is like being created by her ovaries, so she's jizzing eggs into you? 0.99

00:55:42.220 I have no idea. 0.98

00:55:43.060 Here is actually my...

00:55:44.260 I love eggs.

00:55:44.480 My legitimate...

00:55:45.480 Did you guys see the video of the guy that stole 100,000 eggs?

00:55:52.320 Whatever.

00:55:52.740 Yeah, I saw it.

00:55:53.780 I saw that. 0.97

00:55:54.960 But my legitimate answer to this is I would blow her for as long as her lifetime of blowing 1.00

00:56:01.680 me. 0.86

00:56:02.740 So, like the actual equal...

00:56:03.960 That's spiteful.

00:56:04.960 So, you still have time left over with the 15 minutes?

00:56:06.800 Oh, I would literally have like 18 minutes left of you.

00:56:10.040 You would do it without getting her to come, right? 1.00

00:56:12.300 You want to play video games with that big old dick? 1.00

00:56:14.440 Come on, let's go, Liz. 1.00

00:56:16.080 Dude, what if it's like... 1.00

00:56:17.420 What if you give them a dick, and they just become a total bro? 1.00

00:56:20.420 And they're just like... 1.00

00:56:20.900 They get a dick, and they're like, can we go get some beers? 0.99

00:56:22.680 You want to... 0.99

00:56:23.000 Yeah, let's go golf.

00:56:23.740 I like how Cole's like...

00:56:25.580 You actually start to like your wife, you know? 0.99

00:56:26.960 Cole's like, yeah, he's like, what if she got a dick, and I like wanted to be around 0.99

00:56:29.900 her, and I wasn't completely terrified of her, like all the time. 0.99

00:56:33.080 Like, what if?

00:56:34.960 She's like, let's go duck hunting. 1.00

00:56:36.640 Do you suck my dick in the blind? 1.00

00:56:39.580 You should keep the dick. 1.00

00:56:40.280 Dude, there's a monster truck rally. 1.00

00:56:41.500 There's a monster truck rally.

00:56:41.840 Think about it, Cole.

00:56:42.400 Monster Jam is like in the...

00:56:44.060 Cole, think about how cool it would be. 1.00

00:56:45.620 She got a dick, and then she just wanted to like do cool shit. 1.00

00:56:48.220 Like, let's go see NASCAR, but every so often, you just have to suck her dick. 1.00

00:56:50.940 You could totally have that relationship. 1.00

00:56:51.940 Let's go to this banana pudding festival.

00:56:54.400 No, no, no.

00:56:55.740 I don't know. 1.00

00:56:57.220 My wife with a dick would not go to the banana pudding festival. 1.00

00:56:59.980 No, because your boyfriend would never suggest it. 1.00

00:57:02.500 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:03.100 You should just get a boyfriend. 0.99

00:57:03.860 We would go to a fucking Dave and Buster's for the whole day and just like chill out and 0.99

00:57:07.400 play video games and watch football. 0.99

00:57:09.020 You could stay at home, banana pudding festival on each other's mouses.

00:57:12.360 Yo, Matt.

00:57:12.900 Arcade games?

00:57:13.720 Matt from Georgia.

00:57:14.960 You hear that? 1.00

00:57:15.580 If you want to fuck Cole, bring up Dave and Buster's. 1.00

00:57:20.540 He just described his perfect date for the gay man. 1.00

00:57:23.340 Like, if you're trying to seduce Cole.

00:57:25.640 It's a great date.

00:57:26.900 Matt from Georgia, by the way, he DMs me sometimes, and whenever he does, he's very proud 0.76

00:57:32.060 of how racist his son is.

00:57:34.360 Oh, that's nice.

00:57:35.080 Yeah, that's what he DMs me.

00:57:36.120 Oh, I am too. 1.00

00:57:36.320 When I see my kids say racist shit, I'm like, oh, okay. 1.00

00:57:39.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:40.460 All right, guys. 0.96

00:57:41.240 We're at the hour mark, and we're getting fucking into it.

00:57:43.640 So whoever has the Lainey edit needs to pull it up right now.

00:57:45.920 Cole, go.

00:57:46.400 A Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:57:49.600 Let's check it out.

00:57:51.720 It was totally.

00:57:52.460 No nonsense, Tower Gang.

00:57:53.700 I hope people like this.

00:57:55.400 Yeah.

00:57:55.620 I hope they like the efficiency.

00:57:57.140 Let us know in the comments.

00:57:58.460 Yeah, it's completely inefficient.

00:58:00.180 Are we doing a Lainey edit?

00:58:04.620 It's okay, Cole.

00:58:05.340 You take your time, Cole.

00:58:06.780 It's totally.

00:58:07.480 Yeah.

00:58:07.900 Cole, why are you being so slow, man? 1.00

00:58:09.700 Yeah, you piece of shit. 1.00

00:58:11.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:11.560 What's wrong with you?

00:58:12.580 Okay, here we go.

00:58:15.080 Let's go, baby boy. 0.99

00:58:16.380 Don't fuck this up. 0.99

00:58:17.100 Let's go. 0.96

00:58:19.980 Oh, because it's February.

00:58:24.480 We forgot.

00:58:25.400 Oh, it is February.

00:58:26.560 What are you talking about?

00:58:26.960 Oh, yeah.

00:58:27.440 That's right.

00:58:27.920 I forgot.

00:58:28.740 It's black. 0.53

00:58:29.260 It's a history of viols.

00:58:43.060 It's beautiful.

00:58:47.700 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:58:53.580 I mean, we said niggers must die like 300 times, probably. 0.97

00:59:16.980 I come from a long, long line of denim jean. 0.99

00:59:20.700 Cut beside all types of fiends.

00:59:22.740 I rob the DEA in overdose.

00:59:25.580 Spend the cash on guns and coke.

00:59:27.700 I am the warm on, got more crazy strong.

00:59:30.600 Dropping drones inside Iran. 1.00

00:59:32.500 I'm the big fan, supercharged sex machine. 0.99

00:59:35.520 All America next to Lee. 1.00

00:59:37.200 I can't just watch some bitch getting, like, railed out. 1.00

00:59:40.060 Like, that's not hot. 1.00

00:59:41.340 I don't know.

00:59:41.620 Am I gay?

00:59:42.780 Yes.

00:59:45.080 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:59:50.420 You shit your pants a full-on log? 1.00

00:59:52.760 Yeah, I fucking shit my pants. 1.00

00:59:54.920 What? 1.00

00:59:56.140 What?

00:59:59.980 Oh, my God.

01:00:03.220 Oh, my God.

01:00:05.740 No.

01:00:06.460 No, no, no, no.

01:00:07.380 No, no, no, no.

01:00:08.380 No, no, no, no.

01:00:09.020 Oh, my God.

01:00:12.300 Oh, my God.

01:00:13.060 this is great because hitler lived in the eagle's nest and so it's like he's the eagle the arian 0.99

01:00:23.540 race the master the eagle above all and they're in the rat's nest you know yeah that makes sense

01:00:28.520 the eagle is this regal beautiful creature you know and then you see these rats it's disgusting

01:00:33.080 i've got a fever and the only prescription is more winning

01:00:36.700 oh my god dude that's why the rats hide in the tunnel so the eagles can't get them let me say

01:00:54.640 this let me say this the whole idea clint clint listen the whole idea what a jew is clint's like 0.85

01:01:04.060 looking at the daily wire like call on his on his phone these guys i just don't think they

01:01:10.000 should get foreign aid that's all i think that's honestly my it's time to it's time to eat some

01:01:17.940 kosher food it's time to imbibe and it's time to speak some yiddish yeah baby that's that's a man

01:01:25.080 that loves the taste to come

01:01:26.460 there's 18 divisions only 100 athletes is there a retard division there's there are women's divisions 0.93

01:01:44.820 i gotta look it up man there's so many different i want the ss gang i want the ss gang on a shirt like

01:02:09.580 that is sick i mean look i know i know it's not a good thing to like walk around in but like

01:02:18.460 would look great yeah it's a i think i think trump's america it's fine now

01:02:23.820 is he fine in trump's america i had isn't ss gang allowed in project 2025 i'm pretty sure it's allowed

01:02:31.120 yeah i don't think most people even remember that honestly if you said like if they saw they'd be like

01:02:35.260 that's vaguely familiar but most people are retarded they don't know i mean ss just stands for sexy 0.98

01:02:39.900 studs man what's wrong with that that's right sexy stud gang no but seriously dude we have guys doing 0.82

01:02:45.020 like hiles like and it happened because it happened elon did it and then somebody else did too didn't

01:02:50.760 there wasn't there another if you just started casually hiling i think people would like just be

01:02:54.800 confused and just be like oh i guess whatever if you start hiling and you have a shirt that says ss

01:02:59.440 gang i don't think anybody will look at you twice i got into bewildered like what what's the issue 0.97

01:03:05.900 it should be ss gang with elon hiling on it i got into it with somebody about like some shit they were 0.91

01:03:12.440 it was like it was like a political you know that i said that i'd never get into like with people 0.87

01:03:17.980 and they were doing this thing they were they were saying like you know i just can't believe 0.65

01:03:22.700 fucking trump and and like i guess they don't know my political leanings and i was just like what 0.96

01:03:27.640 did he do and they go can you believe how unconstitutional of an act it is to have uh 0.99

01:03:33.340 he created an organization you had some followers this nigga said created an un no no no in real life 0.99

01:03:40.100 they said created an institution of unelected officials that are going and doing unconstitutional

01:03:46.220 acts and i was like like you mean the majority of the government like the cdc yeah i was like the

01:03:51.560 only thing that's ever been created in the government it's just basically a program that said that goes to

01:03:56.760 other government programs and says what'd you spend the money on yep that's it they can't really

01:04:01.340 do anything else that's and i was like this is what you consider unconstitutional and tyrannical 0.99

01:04:05.440 i almost fucking blew like my head almost blew up people are people are really fucking dumb and i try 1.00

01:04:11.940 not to be political but i'm like you kidding me dude the people the people like that are so 0.99

01:04:16.640 unreachable because man here's the here's the truth politics now every just hold on just every

01:04:21.960 minute of every waking hour of every day of their life including when they've slept that's been how 0.93

01:04:27.220 the government worked every fucking moment and until elon gets it and then cnn tells them to freak 0.95

01:04:33.460 out then they finally fucking go oh this is concerning like i just i literally like launch those people 0.98

01:04:39.180 into the sun i don't i don't know why they exist just get out of here you guys created like that 0.97

01:04:44.260 those are unelected bureaucrats by the way take that and super cut it in some of our jew talk at some

01:04:49.340 point that'll work out really well what's also really funny it's like it's been like that also

01:04:54.120 for like 200 years it's not just your lifetime it's been like 10 lifetimes yeah or like whatever

01:05:00.920 but i'm just saying i'm just saying like i can't hold like they didn't experience that but i'm saying

01:05:06.340 every day that they've been alive they've been living in under a system that functions exactly how

01:05:10.680 they're describing exactly it's just which is why i almost fell down when i heard it like it to my face

01:05:16.680 in real life online is one thing when you read it and you're like these this person must be retarded 0.96

01:05:20.880 but when you're seeing somebody who's clearly not retarded at least they're not presenting as 0.98

01:05:24.780 retarded like i wouldn't grab them and go my nigga you retarded right now you know i'm saying they 1.00

01:05:29.680 looking you're not going to talk in black speak with them i did have somebody the other day where 0.99

01:05:33.980 i said something about him getting ready to abolish the department education he's like well i don't know

01:05:37.020 i think you have a plan i was like you can't just do that all at once i was like well i don't know

01:05:40.240 that's unconstitutional it's it's very bizarre i feel like i'm living in bizarro land now because

01:05:46.620 these people who were again they would get i guess we'll get a little political but like

01:05:50.900 the people who are next topic let's go we gotta shut down america now they're like they're completely

01:05:56.140 okay with with like like like cole i mean they're libertarians now but in the strangest sense i just

01:06:01.760 i don't understand what's going on just just think about this like the department of education was

01:06:05.860 responsible for educating the people that now do not understand that abolishing the department of

01:06:10.100 education does not get rid of public schools one iota is that not the best condemnation of the

01:06:16.520 department of education i actually saw i actually saw someone it was like uh it was on instagram and

01:06:21.600 it was like i think it was puberty or something like that put out the thing of like trump puts

01:06:24.820 forward the demolished department you follow some nigga named puberty puberty puberty puberty puberty it's 0.98

01:06:30.180 like it's literally it's like it's like memes and uh and also like news it's called puberty you can look

01:06:35.340 it up oh it's like memes and news it's where you get your news from literally every

01:06:38.140 they actually he's like but i repeat myself 0.97

01:06:40.900 they're really quick i get the most news from puberty yeah i forget that you're a fucking zoomer dog i 0.99

01:06:48.500 forget that you're a zoomer cole it's aggravating i'm a millennial by the way you're a zoomer i'm 0.98

01:06:53.260 millennial you're like what 26 or 27 or are you i'm almost 29 you were born in 98 i'm also a millennial

01:06:59.740 and there's no way i'm the same generation were you born in 98 i was born in 96 96 all right 0.94

01:07:05.160 all right five years younger than me i'm i'm gen x man fuck that uh dude i'm old enough to be your 0.99

01:07:11.000 dad yeah he might be your dad that might be why you're fucking retarded dog clint is constantly 1.00

01:07:16.620 fucking man you know what's wild clint's never been married or had a child and i literally have a kid 1.00

01:07:20.840 in high school this is clint clint's taking a beat in this episode 10 super chat maggor revolt 76 says 0.99

01:07:27.460 i found tower gang through clint and his dangerous retards episode well shout out to you man the rest 0.90

01:07:32.840 of you guys are all right i guess he says this is what i'm saying this is what i'm saying top always 0.55

01:07:36.400 says that everybody hates me but then we get positive shit about me that guy liked you but 0.94

01:07:39.800 most of the other people fucking despise you it's weird oh wow this isn't nice 0.99

01:07:44.360 10 bucks my top five tower gang rank nobody asked him to do it he just did it 0.98

01:07:50.820 yeah i mean you were at one point but not anymore i mean you gotta hate your lane more and then he'll

01:08:10.780 like you more yeah the reason why clint is five it's not because of like how i'm not

01:08:14.700 five he's not i mean it's you should be like five like i don't even show he's alive but like clint is

01:08:20.500 low um he's low on the list because i get it like like you're very funny on the show you make salient

01:08:26.040 points but i understand the hate ability of clint right like he has like a very high hate ability

01:08:30.300 rate any hipster intuition you have at all immediately hates clint like if you're the slightest bit of a

01:08:37.320 hipster in any way shape or form you're like i don't like this guy this is the thing that's

01:08:41.560 weird though is that like i like you know what it is i like people who are successful and people who

01:08:47.260 aren't successful don't like me exactly our audience doesn't like me that's right so you're 1.00

01:08:51.780 just calling them unsuccessful and then all these fucking poors and these fucking idiots don't like 1.00

01:08:59.580 me because i'm rich and famous i can't hear you over the exhaust of my corvette clint they're 1.00

01:09:06.100 successful enough to pay for the patreon which you can go to by going to patreon.com backsplash

01:09:10.940 tower gang pod or uh just scanning that qr code right there and joining the community you can get

01:09:16.260 a pre-show sometimes maybe when we don't have a fucking business you can't afford it but whatever 0.92

01:09:20.480 sorry i can't hear you oh above the 30th floor and when i'm on 450 can't hear nothing sorry 0.96

01:09:26.780 monetize our business meeting why we could okay clint also can't see you over the shininess of his

01:09:32.980 uh body when he's shirtless in his corvette yeah we didn't monetize my body be shining bro if you

01:09:38.360 guys think we should uh live stream the business meetings that we do join the patreon let us know

01:09:44.400 there do you think do you think the audience hates me or is it that that you're you're fomenting this

01:09:49.820 environment where they i do i literally would never do that i that's definitely not true in fact in

01:09:56.540 fact i'm i've i've had fans of your show tell me directly that you're you're fomenting hatred 0.99

01:10:02.280 they're liars they're assholes he's the usa hatred basically he like gas lit it into existence like did 0.99

01:10:10.620 the thing where he's like i don't really get all these comments people say about you before anyone 1.00

01:10:14.000 ever said anything so he kind of like wills into existence and then it kind of propagates from there

01:10:18.080 that's 100 true by the way you can do that because people are so impressionable you can just be like

01:10:22.380 god like 80 of the comments are just they just despise cole and then all of a sudden you'll

01:10:27.200 start to see comments where they're like yeah you're right god i don't like this cold guy could 0.99

01:10:30.900 you put on a shirt you faggot like dude we need to take all the people keep saying clint has a 0.99

01:10:35.560 mangina take that energy and it's just dog we need to take that energy and we need to focus it into 1.00

01:10:40.620 fucking cole and toad a pedophile yes this is a thing yeah man i don't really get all these people 0.99

01:10:46.440 i'm saying pedophilia comments about toad he does not look like he fucks get it all if you send me an 0.99

01:10:51.280 edit of toad's like if you have of anything with the pedophile and you send it to me and it has toad's

01:10:56.060 face instead i will post it you know if like if laney if laney could actually do video edits where

01:11:01.260 it's a news broadcast and then they show like toad oh show toad talking and he does like he's like ss 0.62

01:11:07.300 or like what what did he say to the when he's like is he kind of white power or some shit 0.52

01:11:11.640 just being interviewed by chris hansen i said i was gonna say can we get uh chris hansen like uh 0.95

01:11:17.760 and have like a thing over one of the guys and just get a predator just get one of those photos of

01:11:23.680 him with epstein and galane where they're like right but with lolita right behind him like when

01:11:27.300 those like multiple ones are out there just put his out on it her name is i think it was dude it

01:11:31.620 would be funny of toad on to catch a predator because he'd be like everybody knows me no i skipped 0.99

01:11:35.540 the pussy i wasn't here to meet up to fuck this girl i wasn't here for that i was telling i was 1.00

01:11:40.360 gonna teach her how to skip pussy all right he's like you know the thing he does all a bit for my 1.00

01:11:44.040 show kid pussy that's what you don't get oh my god uh all right we got what's up hi jc clint cussy 1.00

01:11:52.100 jc five uh jc five dollars says clint reading jewish economist like if i could be like kike oh that's a 0.99

01:11:59.920 joke if i could be like kike wanna be wanna be like kike like kike wanna be like kike so that's 1.00

01:12:06.300 the vatorade commercial for michael jordan uh yeah i just remember the movie i want to be like mike i

01:12:10.840 want to be like mike i want to be like mike i don't think clint would want to be like anything else

01:12:14.400 besides himself it wouldn't be cozy he was copying my kikel jordan joke i dude i'm not gonna lie i i

01:12:20.100 wouldn't mind being benson boom that'd be pretty fun better anyway uh skeptical mystic two dollars 0.98

01:12:27.860 says clint do you listen to benson uh shirtless in the vet great fucking question dog yeah i pinch 0.99

01:12:33.920 my nipples and i you know he does clint is there any way you could get that uh same like jumper he 0.99

01:12:39.440 had and wear it dude i think is there any off yeah there is a way sure it's possible because i feel 0.96

01:12:46.920 like you can be awesome you can i would love to see that if i wore that at brohemian grove oh my

01:12:52.740 god can we get all to get that for brohemian grove can you imagine if we had matching outfits

01:12:56.500 like we'd have to shave the goatee part of it i'll just have the mustache just look like this guy 0.99

01:13:01.140 dude i want matching suits like that clint's dick wouldn't fit his dick wouldn't fit in it 0.99

01:13:06.160 you'd have to get it get blair white to help you yeah yeah get tucking lessons from blair white 1.00

01:13:11.280 oh no i can just i can just boondoggle my toggle you know

01:13:15.780 i don't know what that means i just make it up top that's what i do it's context driven top

01:13:22.400 let me ask you this real quick know the context i understand it's upon itself top but i feel like

01:13:27.740 i feel like uh like there's been a lie told to us like is dotting the geef a real thing or is that

01:13:32.580 some shit that you made up i made that up too it insists upon itself i've been saying that 0.82

01:13:37.620 it's it's a thing now because because we we made it a thing this is how culture this is how we move 0.99

01:13:43.540 culture we just make shit up and then it becomes a thing i've been telling you it's about everything 0.93

01:13:47.540 you didn't know that we've just been making shit up like no top is top has the autism of like he has 0.98

01:13:52.580 to tell the truth but it's like unless it's a joke like i have to tell it's like i can't just be 0.99

01:13:58.240 when you when you will october 7th into happening okay like you can do this shit you you just say 1.00

01:14:03.720 things and it happens look if you slot your dick into your butt crack that's a call to boondoggle now 1.00

01:14:09.480 yeah i made it up whatever yeah it is though it is no dictionary boondoggle this is why this guy 1.00

01:14:15.700 uh soul explorer with two dollars says clint is the apotheosis of cool that i don't know what it

01:14:20.960 means maybe what does that mean i'm pretty sure that means the apex but it could mean the opposite

01:14:25.080 i don't remember that either means the pinnacle or the opposite of it i forget what it means the

01:14:29.880 highest point in the development of something culmination or climax oh and that's why people

01:14:34.220 don't like him because he is like clint clint is the climax of cool clint is the orgasm of predator 0.94

01:14:38.220 yeah yeah it's cool orgasming hey who who was that i'll unblock you 0.98

01:14:42.640 um soul explorer coaching we need some more of that in the world 0.99

01:14:47.920 oh fuck that's funny all right man listen guys we're halfway through this fucking topic she 0.99

01:14:54.080 i mean cole what are we doing here you're gonna you're gonna have to pick it up 0.99

01:14:57.680 we had to have a 20 minute conversation on politics because you weren't doing your job

01:15:02.720 like i didn't know we were i didn't know we were still doing this i gotta do you just want to go

01:15:07.580 to that on the next one like yeah a lot of a lot of toad stuff that's the whole thing here

01:15:11.060 let's do it yo what if most of my socks yeah what if we can slowly get cole to just transition

01:15:17.220 to behind the scenes we train him yeah go ahead go see how the uh the video the shows without me 0.74

01:15:25.180 go all right they're pretty fucking good chicken washes is one that i can think of right off the 0.74

01:15:29.060 bat one of the better shows that we've had chicken washes i was like uh i was on 0.93

01:15:32.600 you got in trouble yeah but i was gone but i was on the show most of the time

01:15:36.280 to be honest doesn't matter i was listening to a couple of just go listen people go back and

01:15:41.520 listen to like the last 10 or 15 episodes of this show cole hasn't even been here he's been sitting

01:15:46.980 there but what does it fucking matter and the shows have been pretty classic really good shows 0.91

01:15:51.200 this is this is what i'm talking about he manifests hate he does the same thing against me 0.98

01:15:55.880 now he's manifesting hate against you but you know what i'm onto his fucking his gambit here 0.97

01:15:59.880 because as long as the hate is being manifested against all the four of us 0.98

01:16:03.940 then nobody nobody hates him so we're gonna manifest it in reverse

01:16:07.900 i think it only manifests inverse manifestation let's go are you telling me i've been internalizing

01:16:13.180 hate that was just completely contrived by top is this yes what we're saying oh my god dude 0.99

01:16:17.280 i should talk to a shrink about this shit man yeah but top hates a lot of people that 0.99

01:16:22.040 that are deserving of it but yeah thank you thank you toad see toad agrees with my hatred 0.99

01:16:26.760 this tweet doesn't really make sense anymore because like we we stopped doing the the tariffs 0.99

01:16:35.260 but it was it was for that was 87 and a half percent of the canada's toilet wow i fucked that 0.99

01:16:40.280 up is imported from the us who put this here this is toad uh and i think the only funniest thing

01:16:46.320 about this is just that like they have haha they can't trees up there and they don't make their own

01:16:51.540 toilet paper let me let me ask you guys a question um maybe maybe you could answer this and this is

01:16:56.200 again political but i think it's okay that we talk about like politics a little bit especially

01:17:00.840 this year 2025 is going to be one of those years where if you try not to it's going to be in gen

01:17:05.300 disingenuous of you it's been that way the last five years really but really this year you can't get

01:17:11.500 away from it nuts what did you guys think about the read on uh that's what i think about it 0.98

01:17:16.700 what did you guys think about the read on net and yahoo and fucking uh and trump because it was one of 0.92

01:17:25.800 those things where toad was like yeah i hope top is right and and clint i think you had a sort of

01:17:30.420 different take but net and yahoo i don't know what trump is taking gaza in like for net and yahoo or

01:17:36.700 he's sending the u.s in but then didn't net and yahoo say no like no no he sucked him off real quick 0.71

01:17:42.820 yeah he basically sucked him off like oh what great beautiful vision blah blah yeah but his reaction 0.84

01:17:47.000 was was like he didn't expect it to be said so he looks i don't know how to read it for sure but i 0.96

01:17:51.700 i put out a tweet like i put out a tweet that was like uh oh trump's just pretending to be retarded but 0.79

01:17:59.060 like honestly like while i was like partially like you guys are coping to some extent it's like a little

01:18:03.540 bit unironic he actually legitimately might just be pretending to be retarded uh this might be a 0.93

01:18:08.000 negotiation tactic i actually kind of think it could be but it's still retarded it's like this is what 0.96

01:18:12.860 he did he he goes behind net and yahoo he put he pushes his chair in and imagine they're like eating

01:18:18.300 dinner that's a power move dude he's treating him like a woman he puts the fork out puts the meal in

01:18:23.820 front of him with the wine he pours the wine then he sits next to him then he sits right next to him

01:18:29.120 and pulls the plate that he just served over and eats it that's what it felt like he did to him and 0.81

01:18:34.000 i was like what the fuck did i just watch right here what year is it what's going on this serious 0.97

01:18:37.720 question netanyahu you mean serious question for the non-virgins on the panel when you go on a date 0.99

01:18:41.980 you go on a date and you and you and you scoop the seat in for your the your date yeah do you intend to 0.99

01:18:48.820 fuck her later yes yeah you do so maybe that's what trump was planning to do ah it's hard to read i don't 0.99

01:18:56.600 know at these levels like how they feel about getting there's that pushed in but i know i would 1.00

01:19:00.380 if i as an adult male someone pushed my i'd be like fucking get out of here like what are you doing 0.98

01:19:04.740 i don't think trump was planning on actually fucking him but i think it was like a huge power move like 0.99

01:19:10.060 i'm gonna make you the woman in this situation right now he did fuck him he just went there and 1.00

01:19:15.280 he said that war that you've been fighting for a year all that propaganda you made up we're gonna come 0.99

01:19:19.540 and we're gonna help you out but we're gonna own it well people are like sleeping on the fact 0.98

01:19:25.540 he said the same shit about ukraine and no one gives a fuck he's like he's like yeah we're gonna 0.89

01:19:29.940 make we're gonna negotiate a deal where all of the resources of ukraine are ours that's that's 0.99

01:19:34.460 like if listen if i'm in the country it leads to peace let's go it's isn't it doesn't it make sense 0.99

01:19:40.860 like i'm your daddy now i've been fucking giving you money this whole time i own this bitch 1.00

01:19:45.800 i think he finally did the same thing with canada he did the same thing with canada he just literally 0.99

01:19:50.520 the same thing with panama with mexico he just everybody he's like hey anybody that's been

01:19:55.280 getting money from us i own you now he was like it's not go from mexico anymore it's go from america

01:20:00.280 it's ours i was like we do most we we own the craziest part is that he is he's saying that he's

01:20:06.700 just saying that to everybody you're right to greenland he's like yeah we own you by the way

01:20:10.260 and there's like we gave you money denmark yeah yeah we own you and everybody's reacted this way 0.94

01:20:14.880 they go oh fuck i guess so like nobody said no he's just been saying like we own that we taken 0.97

01:20:21.780 that and everyone's just kind of like all right like they put up a little fight and then they go 0.99

01:20:26.760 fine the only people that have actually seemed to be really upset are the canadians like everybody

01:20:30.840 else is like yeah you're kind of right yeah you're right the canadians haven't folded mexico folded 1.00

01:20:34.760 right away he was like we're gonna fuck you i'm gonna i'm gonna bend you over and fuck you mexico 1.00

01:20:38.960 and mexico was like please poppy no and they put the troops on the borders and they just did it and i'm 1.00

01:20:43.680 like what the fuck is going on right now it's been 10 days what's funny is mexico would pick put up a 0.93

01:20:48.320 bigger fight than canada would there is like there's like what like 20 million people in canada am i 1.00

01:20:52.540 wrong about that oh they'd fuck our shit up yeah like it's not a huge population out of your mind 1.00

01:20:58.180 dude we could send one battalion into canada oh i was talking about mexico would fuck our shit i don't 1.00

01:21:03.780 mean like they literally win but just the idea of that like it'd be cartels oh no mexico would be 0.99

01:21:08.780 a hard fight yeah like it'd be afghanistan on the southern border essentially canada would be so easy

01:21:13.380 like it'd be literally like you're just like i think you could send one i think you could send

01:21:17.080 one green beret and take over canada i don't think i don't think mexico would be that hard

01:21:21.640 mexico is not going to be that hard to do it's like so the mexican government it seems to be

01:21:25.800 working with donald trump now cooperating on all levels and for no reason at all the other day he

01:21:30.720 just sent one of those like super targeted missiles that like just dropped on this guy's moving car 0.97

01:21:35.620 with it has like tax in it and shit it kills everybody only everybody in the car and it's like for no 0.99

01:21:40.740 reason he's like we fucking killed that guy i was like they're gonna be doing this shit in mexico if 0.99

01:21:44.600 they like if they're operating like cooperating with them he wasn't paying taxes yeah i just felt 0.99

01:21:49.320 because i felt like it because i felt like it and everyone goes okay all right what the fuck is going 0.91

01:21:55.360 on right now we're living in a very strange time and i don't know no one's talking about it mexico's 0.96

01:21:59.700 president is a jewish woman makes no sense so it's like a tenth of our population and i'm pretty sure

01:22:06.000 there's like 30 million people live in mexico city i mean i mean this in all sincerity we could 0.97

01:22:10.540 just send our black women and we could take over canada can we send all our black women to canada 1.00

01:22:16.220 we solve two problems yeah we literally like they they would freeze to death after like after they're 0.99

01:22:20.960 i don't even see canada as a problem okay it's a huge problem you know what me and my friends would 0.98

01:22:26.780 do uh so i grew up in coney island lots of black people who fucking you know who guessed it but uh 0.99

01:22:31.520 i would but instead of saying like niggers my friends would be like there's a lot of fucking 0.99

01:22:36.000 canadians out here today huh and there's a lot of black people we just called them canadians so 0.99

01:22:40.740 nobody knew we wouldn't get beat up on the bus i like that well the canadians are going to like 0.97

01:22:44.500 it when we send the chaniqua army but they're in trouble and i you know what they kind of deserve 1.00

01:22:47.940 it i don't know why but we've all decided that we hate canada so let's just do it

01:22:51.980 it just doesn't make sense why it's not ours you know what i'm saying it's just like this should be

01:22:57.840 like it's our hat you know that's basically it's america's hat and like we deserve oh you think 0.98

01:23:02.200 you own our hat you idiots yeah it's like it's like like what what are you doing give us our hat 0.99

01:23:06.440 back yeah it's like why legitimately legitimately why is canada not ours please be patient i have 1.00

01:23:13.280 autism did we skip over the bryce stuff the bryce mitchell or whatever did we skip yeah we did but

01:23:19.300 we also skipped over the plane crash i feel like like if we're talking i haven't gotten down to it yet 0.94

01:23:23.220 can we talk about something we're running out of time so y'all gotta fucking fire all right you want 0.98

01:23:27.360 bryce mitchell or you want plane crashes philly was a plane philly was a plane it wasn't a missile 0.94

01:23:32.580 sorry okay oh no that's yeah yeah you want a plane crash or bryce mitchell or do you want demi

01:23:39.200 more uh making out with a little kid i know that's what you want demi more she's about to win best 1.00

01:23:45.620 actors baby this is why this is wild dude this is how this starts okay one more time

01:23:52.740 dude who wouldn't want that as a young kid should we superimpose cokes head of there

01:23:58.660 he's coming back four times she kissed that kid four times hey it ain't over keep playing

01:24:04.660 all right we got ai now i'm pretty sure we can change her to toad i'm pretty

01:24:34.580 sure we can do that oh please let me kiss demi more come on no no you're misunderstanding

01:24:42.800 you're misunderstanding the assignment here toad oh you're now kissing a little boy i i have

01:24:48.380 such mixed emotions about that video because i kind of other than the glasses i like i had

01:24:54.100 the center part i kind of look like that kid when i was in middle school um but she's obviously

01:24:58.900 a predator too so weird yeah i don't know how to feel about it she was like 30 years younger than

01:25:04.420 her wasn't here some craziness ashton kutcher yeah right she did yeah she she was married to 1.00

01:25:11.060 ashton kutcher i mean whatever he was an adult but still weird she left bruce willis he was already

01:25:15.620 ashton kutcher serious question you think that kid's peepee got wet after like that maybe not the 0.99

01:25:19.940 first kiss but the second one definitely his shit it didn't get hard but he definitely like his 1.00

01:25:23.940 peepee got wet if you think demi more didn't suck that kid's dick you're out of your mind i don't 1.00

01:25:28.020 know if she did are you saying they fucked dick too you think you just i think i think demi more 1.00

01:25:32.900 absolutely that kid 100 dude i love her she's one of the best actresses out there the substance 1.00

01:25:38.660 was awesome and she's making little boy's dreams come true that's a still unpopular opinion all right

01:25:45.060 yeah yeah uh hitler helen the nazis i i really don't think that he was uh because i i love the

01:25:53.940 game for a podcast i look at the camera angles it's just like didn't figure out how to not get

01:26:00.740 himself and i love that about he's in both cameras he's literally just in a shed by the way he's just

01:26:05.860 in a shed is what it looks like i'd like he's at a level where he'll never come on our show but

01:26:11.060 like he clearly doesn't deserve they're in arkansas they don't have technology but is he

01:26:16.100 is he a good enough fighter to warrant it's very good he's a good fighter but he's definitely he's 0.99

01:26:21.540 top 10. he got he got knocked out by uh josh emmett but josh emmett's a motherfucker and 0.99

01:26:25.860 yeah he's like i mean he fought he fought uh the current champion ilia topuria for like like 0.95

01:26:31.620 to uh to basically to a decision he lost to him but that guy's been he's knocked out max holloway he's

01:26:36.900 knocked out so he has two losses in a row right bryce mitchell needs to fight like an israeli

01:26:42.180 fighter bryce mitchell is bryce mitchell is winning he though his last fight he won he's a very good

01:26:46.980 fighter he he definitely belongs where he's a jewish dude a jewish dude tweeted about it and said i want 0.93

01:26:52.580 to fight him and bryce yeah he is and he'll get fucking whacked by bryce mitchell right but bryce 0.97

01:26:58.660 mitchell responded saying you're like respect that's exactly what a fighter ought to do so i don't 0.98

01:27:03.700 know he seems to have a good good spirit because it's easy money like bryce mitchell will kill him

01:27:07.940 in two seconds but it's like he loves hitler so i love this here's what he has to say guys let's

01:27:12.740 actually finish yeah yeah i honestly think that hitler was a good guy based upon my own research

01:27:17.700 not my public education indoctrination i really do think before hitler got on mess he was a guy to go 0.93

01:27:24.260 fishing he saw memes from he fought for his country he wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy jews 1.00

01:27:30.180 out that were destroying his country and turning them all in the gates his podcast they were gay 1.00

01:27:36.420 and out they were queering out the women they were queering out the dudes they were you know what 0.84

01:27:41.940 our first training surgery ever was happened to be in johnny before hitler took over you know the

01:27:48.900 does the does this other guy even have a microphone look at his co-host over there and he's just like

01:27:54.500 he's just standing there and there's a guy in the background too by the way

01:28:00.900 that's a poster of him the poster you can see that's bryce oh yeah that's him fighting holy

01:28:05.940 all right press play it's such a weird place for a poster why is this so low on this whole set is

01:28:10.340 right it makes fun of hitler burning you know what the books was queer books 0.91

01:28:15.060 hitler burned queer books because hitler didn't want a bunch of queers destroying his nation they can't 1.00

01:28:19.940 produce children okay what about uh this guy all right that's 100 correct about everything you 0.99

01:28:27.300 just said we should be gay you don't make gay jews and ironically he should he should be on tower 0.99

01:28:32.580 game because he's got a lot to learn like we could teach him a lot of about all different 0.96

01:28:36.260 we gotta show him andrew oh man dude yeah that's the thing he might be andrew dude yeah that dude is

01:28:43.220 andrew they kind of look like from arkansas yeah really yeah dude can you imagine we could get

01:28:50.420 both of them on a podcast like if they like somehow you were able to arrange bryce mitchell

01:28:55.300 that'd be the dopest podcast of all time imagine that story going around of like bryce mitchell did

01:29:00.100 what even with an antiquated old popular racist like kids cartoon character the most badass anti-semite

01:29:07.140 and the youngest anti-semi ever like it's pretty cool he really gives anti-seminism like a a brand

01:29:14.820 a brand name you know what i mean um five dollars super chat from the john black uh we need to send

01:29:20.500 jasmine crockett to canada to be prime minister i don't know who jasmine crockett is but oh she's bad 1.00

01:29:25.380 bro she's bad she's the black congresswoman who just goes like super ten equal every time 1.00

01:29:31.380 she's like she's like the type of bitch that you like no when i went to texas and i ordered from 1.00

01:29:43.300 whataburger she was the bitch that took my order and now she's a congresswoman it's insane 1.00

01:29:50.100 she's the woman who should be making your popeyes chicken well that's a little bit more racist but 1.00

01:29:54.420 fine she's not being congress are you guys ready to go to penthouse you guys ready to do that i think

01:29:58.660 at penthouse we're gonna do a a mailbag um yeah toad i don't know how to end this show and i don't

01:30:04.420 know how to start the next one so i think you're gonna have to produce because tyler left us hanging

01:30:07.860 today but uh it's been wednesday right it's been i think did we have fun today dude let's let's hope

01:30:13.620 that tyler wins his case to get that pedophile off oh yeah dude yeah we should talk toad we really

01:30:19.700 want toad next week and if this pedophile doesn't get off toad is not gonna be here next week we're

01:30:24.260 gonna talk about that in the chat i actually have a question about that and i think it's a very tower

01:30:28.500 gang the legality of accusing our co-host of being a pedophile no no no i mean it's just that it's

01:30:34.260 just our producer legally i'll hire tyler and no it's not a pedophile he's defending a rapist 0.54

01:30:41.540 no no no no no he was very explicit he said hey i said my client there's footage of him 0.97

01:30:46.980 fucking dozens of toddlers yes and i and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna i'm gonna get him free tomorrow 0.87

01:30:51.540 that's what he said like verbatim didn't you didn't hear it i just don't know if you guys want to hear 0.98

01:30:55.860 about it you can join the fucking post show uh so go up there it's going to be on patreon click 0.92

01:31:00.580 the link join us in the post show and until then we will see you guys later peace out it's the tower 0.99

01:31:06.580 power hour slut no way jose liberty lockdown clint 1.00

01:31:13.620 bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.99

01:31:25.620 liberty lock is true thing same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power 0.97

01:31:33.060 hour slay they made days for all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower

01:31:38.020 gang tower gang tower gang tower gang 0.93

01:31:49.480 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it. 0.94

01:31:57.480 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks. 0.94

Tower Gang - February 06, 2025

Ep 215 - Department of Podcast Efficiency

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