Ep 215 - Department of Podcast Efficiency
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 32 minutes
Words per Minute
209.5955
Hate Speech Sentences
269
Summary
It's Wednesday and we are working at breakneck speed for you people. We have so much pee and poo on the table for you guys that we have to get it all done in one sitting. Today we talk about black people in prison, the future penis of the future, and transhumanism.
Transcript
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As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison,
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If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.
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Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.
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I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.
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The topic number one should be toad is just super pissed.
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Because if we ever do anything outside of start exactly at 9-11, he is...
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And we are working at breakneck speed for you people.
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We have so much pee-pee-poo-poo on the table for you guys that now we're just going to go through it quick.
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Experts predict what the penis of the future could look and feel like.
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Before I click on this link, do we want to guess what it might look and feel like?
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I'm going to guess what it's going to look like.
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No, because we're not necessarily all getting black people over here.
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We're all going to get Troon dicks where you can pump them up.
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I was thinking it would be atrophied almost into a clit-sized dick.
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No, because based off of evolution, it's the people that aren't having sex are irrelevant
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So the only people that are having sex, it's their dicks that will craft the dick of the
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That's what I think the dick of the future will look like.
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Maybe a little butthole teaser on the bottom too.
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It's literally going to be the most perverted thing.
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Like it, it goes in your vagina, but it also goes in your ass at the same time.
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If you can snap your fingers and have your dick be one of those.
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What kind of, what kind of feeling am I getting with it?
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But, but the feeling for the, for the chick though.
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You think I want to be jerking off one of these things?
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But, but to think about it this way, your, your transhumanist dick, your transhumanist
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dick can also just, instead of having a butthole thing for like the other person as a butthole
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You wouldn't want this attachment to your penis.
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Like that little thing, the little fucking flipper thing at the top all the time.
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So you can change like different colors, different links, different stuff like that.
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You can just set it in your pocket when you're not using it, you know?
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Do you think when you fuck your own ass that you like, you pump your fist in the air like
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Like you said, that's how you're putting your fist up?
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Clint, I know you're very happy with your dick.
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Clint, you wouldn't want one of those attachments?
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Bro, I literally asked the question because the answer for me is an obvious yes.
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When I see girls using vibrators, which is rare, but I have seen it a few times, and
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I'm like, I'm pissed every time I see one of these fucking gadgets because I'm like,
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my dick, like in a million years, I couldn't do what this thing is.
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And they also, they have like, it's not just a click, like a click tickler.
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Like they have a thing that like sucks on their click.
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Yeah, it's called the, like the Suckerizer 5000 or something.
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Dude, I bet you there's a guy out there whose dick is so small he can use one of those to
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I have to, because, because of the way StreamYard does this, like I can't, for some reason, and
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And so I have the article pulled up, so I have to stop my screen and then share the other
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Look at Cole discovering the modern issues of fucking podcasting.
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Cole, I hate to fucking stop you here for a second, though.
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We're five minutes into the episode, and we have a full sheet that we need to get through.
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Give us your thoughts on the penis, and let's move on, Cole.
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We were just using it as just a riff for us thinking about the future.
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I did want to throw out here real quick, Detactable Cock.
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I like the idea, but this episode is not about...
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By the way, they're saying that the average penis is growing, is what they're saying.
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They say it's getting bigger, and that's what's happening.
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Listen, this episode is not about the riff, guys.
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We're fucking dropping the ball left and right.
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We're not even on YouTube right now, because we've got to get our shit together.
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We're going to get it together, ladies and gentlemen.
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So now I just imagine that Clint's going to start, like, quote-tweeting me or Cole and
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be like, look how little work he does in the podcast.
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Upon the grand scheme of things, Mr. Mosk, I've been reviewing the USAID of podcasting,
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He's got in shape, but now he's soft again, but he's still not funny.
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Jose in the pre-chat said, or maybe in the pre-chat business meeting, he goes, man,
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somebody should really go ahead and make a fucking Rumble page.
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Okay, one, I am super sick and super foggy, so as soon as I said it, this is one of those
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things I was like, I'm pretty sure I'm wrong about what I just said, and then immediately
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This is going on three weeks now that I've been saying, hey, guys, I did a lot of work.
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I've literally gone to the site and watched them myself.
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Let's look at the Spotify playlist, man, the SS playlist.
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You tried to argue, and then get upset when I argued back.
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The shag table was kept squeaky clean, all shoot, thanks to him.
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The shoot there, like the shoot was just a little pun there.
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This is actually a good subject for this, sort of.
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And after the 30 minutes of plugs, what did he talk about?
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He did his 100th episode, and, like, had, like, a whole bunch of people on.
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And I popped in just to say what's up, and they were talking about the thousand-guy thing.
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And so then she was like, oh, I listened to Tower Gang, and some idiot said, who would,
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At least it wasn't me, because she talked to me after that and never called me an idiot.
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The thousand-guy porn is specifically for a female audience.
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And then I tried to press her on it, and then she kind of, like, squirmed back.
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Like, she didn't want to, like, be pressing it.
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But I was like, I don't know what the fuck that means.
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Wait, women want to watch one woman get railed by a thousand guys?
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We talked about this last week that, like, porn for women is just, like, cuddling and then, like, soft.
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I don't think, yeah, but it's either just cuddling.
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But I was just informed this week that it's a thousand guys fucking one girl in 24 hours.
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I don't know if they watch that, but they definitely read it.
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Like, reading and, like, thinking about it and imagining it.
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No, so Book Talk is basically, these women, like, women are going crazy for erotic fiction.
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And, like, erotic fiction, not in, like, the, you know, the old school, like, the flowy hair guy and he's, like, a pirate ever.
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Like, straight up, like, bondage and, like, popular, like, yeah, like, straight up.
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Fifty Shades of Grey, there's lots, lots of, like, there's millionaires that sell these fucking smuts.
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They don't watch it, they read it, and they just think about it.
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I think it's, I think it's, like, a bunch of, like, unfuckable, you know, 50-year-old women that have gone through menopause.
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Like, that's who I imagine reading those books.
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I think it's the elite seeding that idea so that they make women more susceptible to coming to their dark, fucked-up sex parties and getting killed and all that shit, you know?
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The guy, the guy's wife that told me this is not, like, an, like, an old, ugly lady.
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She's, like, a, like, a good-looking younger girl, so I was, like.
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If I could just get any account that I could block her, I'd appreciate it.
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A lot of people, all the girls, girls I spoke to on this show that do listen to Tower Gang, they don't like you specifically, which is a very weird thing.
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That's because Clint is the most threatening of all of us.
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Yeah, and I'm, I'm the one that's the most unattainable for all of those stupid bitches.
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Even, even the one, I'm the only one that's not married.
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No, I'm the one who's the most unattainable, by the way.
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Dude, it was funny, just kind of on that, a guy got blocked by you that I'm in a group chat with, and he was fucking pissed.
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And I was just like, I block people that annoy him.
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All you have to do is not be a dickhead to me, and I will never block you.
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He was like, he was like, I only told him that he shouldn't die.
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By the way, I had one on Instagram that I saw last night, because I only go on there like once a month.
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And it was a DM on Instagram from like New Year's Eve, and he's saying, hey man, I think I caught a stray here.
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I don't know what I did, but even when we've disagreed before, you've never blocked me.
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So I'd like an explanation, or I'd like you to undo it.
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And I have to go to X, I have to unblock him, and then I search my handle, and the last thing he says is like, just pure insults.
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I'm like, hey, you bald-headed faggot, why don't you get to write about the Federal Reserve, fucking idiot.
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And then I send him, I copy and paste the link to it, and he replies with, he said, sorry if you thought that was insulting.
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And he's like, libertarians have let me down a lot lately.
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Look, I don't really like your fan base either.
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They all seem to be like 85% schizophrenic, and I'm only like 20%, so they look at me and they go, look at that fucking idiot.
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No one's ever been that mean for like no reason, really.
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Look, no one was really mean to me until I got a large following.
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Once you get six figures, you'll have some fucking crazy people that despise you.
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You're more of like an idea to them once you get that big.
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But once you get to that level, and it's not even like, oh, I'm fucking famous.
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But people do not think of me as a human being anymore.
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I get thousands of replies per day, and 40% of them are just psychotic rambling.
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Man called out Jadon Smith wearing a castle on his head.
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The reason I shared that is because it made me like Jaden Smith a lot.
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I did see the nigga with the castle on his head.
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Yeah, she had her hair all poofed out, I think.
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Yeah, she was in some stupid jacket and had basically her tits out borderline.
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It looks like one of those Jewish hats, you know?
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I feel like that should be how the viewers of this show address us when we finally meet
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If he would have called me, if I'm wearing a castle on my head, standing next to this
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bitch, and he said, yo, bro, you look retarded, I'd be like, me?
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I think somebody should be wearing a battering ram on their head.
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By the way, you never get invited to the castle party, bro.
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Can you imagine getting a fight with that fucking thing on, too?
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Like, for the people that are fucking domestic towerists, start telling people, like, when
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they look good, like, your boy dresses up in a suit, you'd be like, yo, you look fucking
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Yo, black people have been doing that for a minute, but we're going to co-opt it and
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They say, yo, that look retarded, like, super good.
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I don't want to throw you off your vibe here, but that's exactly what they mean, too.
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But it's a lack of ebonics that makes it superior.
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Do you want to watch the Sean Strickland thing?
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Because I thought the Bryce Mitchell was better.
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I already pulled up Sean Strickland here, okay?
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Because I'm already a fucking move ahead of you, man.
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That's why I was asking if we wanted to do the Sean Strickland.
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In the minute that you've been talking, we could have fucking listened to him.
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At least you would ask me a fun question, dude.
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Ask me about, like, why do you have a racist cop's mustache?
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How much shit did I get from that, dude, when I made fun of Transformers?
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I mean, I know I look like I should be going to a Klan meeting with Bryce Mitchell,
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All you need is a 3D printer and a suppressor and you can change the fucking world.
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Sean, how do you think the fight's going to go?
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How do you get a fucking blowjob while you drive?
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Like, if she was a fucking man, I'd have to shoot her.
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If there is ever a fucking revolutionary war, civil war, I will lead this motherfucker.
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What's the difference between that and an episode of Tower Gang?
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That's why I shared it, because I was like, we have to fuck.
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This is why I'm so upset that none of us became, you know, really successful professional athletes,
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just so we could do press conferences where we say a lot of shit.
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Frankly, we're all kind of fucked in that department.
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I mean, you were the best hope of all of us, really.
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Yeah, you could have been a professional volleyball player or something, but you had weak wrist, right?
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Your wrists are like black people's necks, man.
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Maybe if you had some adversity in life, you might have built up your hands.
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See, the scouts at the beach, they're like, Clint Russell, I mean, he's got a lot of talent,
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He's like, just looking and flopping over there.
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Carmine broke my wrist, and then the other one was broken in an escalator.
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Toad, we're literally dragging Clint right now.
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What's funny is that Top actually was a college athlete.
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It wasn't about being, like, taller or stronger or faster.
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I was smarter than these fucking spicks and niggas that I was playing against.
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I was so good at baseball until I saw a curveball, and I was like, I'm done.
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Baseball is my favorite sport because it's so manipulative.
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Like, I found my calling in baseball, but then I really found it in shitposting and, like, lying to people.
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Wait, there's a pipeline from baseball to shitposting?
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I think it's a pitchers thing because as a pitcher, you're sitting on this little circle by yourself for the whole game.
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You don't even get to hit, so you're not really even part of the team.
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Your job is to manipulate the other team and, like, the other people specifically and make them feel foolish.
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You got to lie, and you got to make it look easy.
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The last thing you remember about baseball is –
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Do you remember turning your vision into, like, into, like, actually fading out the light around where you wanted the ball to go?
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Did you practice that to, like, for target practice?
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Clint, you have cataracts, and you're 18 years old.
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It doesn't, like, happen in my day-to-day life.
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Like, it happened when I was pitching because I was trying to, like, imagine where the ball was going to go.
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See, that was your spot right there to pull up the next clip.
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This is exactly the plot of The Gods Must Be Crazy.
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This is exactly how they respond when they get a utility bill in the mail.
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This is also legitimately how they respond to whenever the U.S. hit them cocaine in the 80s.
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They're doing it because they think there's still cocaine in it.
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There's no way that they're drinking it like that.
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It cuts right here because I wanted to see his reaction to what it tastes like.
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Yeah, but he's drinking it, like, with suction rather than turning it upside down.
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Yeah, it's gonna taste totally different if you're drinking that.
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I wanted to see his reaction there so bad because, like, that must be the sweetest
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That, like, that gives an entire tribe diabetes.
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But, dude, none of you have seen the movie The Gods Must Be Crazy.
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That movie is literally what happened in that video.
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Like, that movie is basically reality, apparently.
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It's probably from, like, the 80s, maybe the 90s.
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This African tribe finds this Coke bottle and they have no fucking idea what to do about it.
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They construct a whole, like, religious iconography, like, ideas around it and stuff.
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He teaches them basketball and he's just, like, he shows them the ball and they just start dunking and shit.
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Like, that's almost like giving them a nuclear weapon.
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It's like if aliens dropped and gave us, like, super technology and be like, see what they do with it.
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They would take that Coke, that technology of the bottle and figure out how to kill each other over it or with it or something.
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Is the metaphor here that it's, like, giving blacks rights?
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No, the metaphor is, like, it's, like, giving human beings alien craft.
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We're the human beings and giving them something of human being creation and they're going to kill each other with it.
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Salt's War Coaching says, is it true that women don't know how water works at 45-degree angles?
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I think we've talked about this before about –
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We have an Excel spreadsheet here that needs to be read.
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Women are just retarded in general, but you mean that meme where it's, like, what part of the cup will fill if it's at a 45-degree angle?
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They've done studies on it and women are just, like –
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Last week, Cole made a dope joke where you said, oh, is there a woman's –
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No, he said it's a retard division, and I said, yeah, there's one on here.
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A senior policy advisor during the Barack Obama administration was arrested for trying to meet with a child in Bedford, UK.
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Doesn't he look like an adorable version of Clint?
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He previously planned to meet up with a child with this child for over a month?
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I'm not going to defend this guy, but, like, we get it, right?
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I mean, if you can't, like, fly to another country –
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My legit question was, like, how good must, like, underage pussy be if you're, like, I'm going to fly to –
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Jose can't even be bothered to drive from his house, like, an hour and a half to show up to Bohemian Grove.
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They don't even say if it's pussy or pussy for some cussy.
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Not only does he fly, but he brings toys and condoms.
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I love that he was just, like, he was, like, I can get the toys here.
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We should fucking be posting once a week a story like that, but have a picture of Toad.
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We do the Sam Hyde thing, but instead of, like, violent attacks, it's for, like,
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See if we can bring real-world violence to Toad.
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If you did this enough, he will get doxed, and someone will try to, like, kill him.
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All we have to do is have one go so, so viral that he gets killed, and it's like, we win.
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See, the difference between this guy is the complete opposite of me, basically, because
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Sometimes, I just don't want to do this anymore.
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I know it's really, I know it, look, I understand that this is a really fucked up idea, and it
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could jeopardize your life, but at the end of the day, you have to admit it's funny,
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Because it's funny, because it's funny, we have to do it.
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I think we should do it to somebody who deserves it more, though.
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Can you imagine him, like, walking around Boston and having people just like, look at
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If we do this, you need to start, you need to put that in your bio.
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If we do this, you need to put that in your bio.
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They'd go, comedy podcast Tower Gang has been putting falsely accused of
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using their co-host of Pedophilia for years now.
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There's gotta be one where they jokingly accuse one of being a pedophile.
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Do you like the way it sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds, sounds?
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Instead of the yelling buckets, they yell shekels.
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Yo, they said highlighted the match is a coin flip.
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I mean, how do you guys feel about Jews these days?
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Are you still feeling like the animosity towards the Jews?
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Or are we just like looking at them for what they are?
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But in looking at them for who they are, that's why you have the animosity.
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I'm not fond of Netanyahu or the IDF soldiers, but it has not managed to infiltrate my general perception of Jews more broadly.
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At a certain point, you just accept their flawed beings and you accept them for who they are.
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You go from, like, the stages of Jew or, like, stages of grief.
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Then you go to stage two, where you start, you go, wait a second.
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Then stage three is like, I am fucking livid at what they've done to the society and our children and pornography and the world.
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And then stage four is kind of like, you know what, man?
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It is like when you discover that you're going to agree.
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Can we do an early life check on the person that found out the stages of grief who, like, put that forward as an idea?
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If it's a Jew and it literally was just, like, coming back and it's just the way you were Jew.
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On Nephilim Deskwad, we were looking at fucking artwork.
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And it was the artwork of the World Trade Center.
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It's called, what's that shit from, like, Captain America?
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This is, like, yo, dude, my chat GPT, I said, is David Blaine Jew?
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That's why they abandoned libertarianism during COVID.
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I don't know how you can look at either of them and be like, I think they're Jews.
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I think Hosea was alluding to the fact that being a magician is just a natural fit for
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But all magicians are Jews and all magicians...
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Like, black people react to magic like crazy and black people react to Jews like crazy.
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Dude, they're so good at magic, they trick black people into working.
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Dude, they trick black people onto a ship and brought them overseas.
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Do you have a little bit of respect for Jewish people given that they enslaved the blacks?
00:35:42.380
The acceptance is like, wow, look at what they've created.
00:35:44.880
I mean, it's all built on fraud and deceit, but man, is it like, it's a wonderful structure.
00:35:52.780
Not that I wish I could, but I look at it and I go, fucking respect it, man.
00:36:01.280
It's like, look at them physically and you go like, they would never run anything.
00:36:08.680
Like, you actually, like, you went from like, literally being like, couldn't beat up anybody to where you control.
00:36:13.880
You know that I can kill you with a strong handshake, right?
00:36:17.380
But like, it's really cool to see what you've done here.
00:36:20.540
Like, you really have positioned yourself well for such physically weak people.
00:36:24.740
They've essentially filled the role of like a necromancer class.
00:36:27.320
So they're like a summon all their people for them type deal.
00:36:32.940
Like, you know, Jumie Butler, star point guard for the Miami Heat.
00:36:52.140
Can you just go back to her face right before you play anything?
00:37:00.100
She said something about Hitler, and so that's the...
00:37:15.000
Because we saw that Vouch and fucking James Lindsay.
00:37:37.100
Whatever AIDS Nick Fuentes gave him, he got that shit, too.
00:37:42.140
Why are these people being paid by our shadow government?
00:37:51.280
How many times have we said nigger, and it's never paid off?
00:37:55.240
What do I got to do to get this sweet USAID money?
00:38:14.140
She did her crypto scam, and she's just gone completely.
00:38:19.660
I've been 15 times a day asking to boost some crypto scam.
00:38:26.840
My girlfriend started on OnlyFans two months ago, and after one month, she only had one
00:38:36.840
I decided to create multiple accounts and subscribed to her so she would be happier and more encouraged
00:38:42.100
Recently, over the past few weeks, she has been messaging one of my accounts, which uses
00:38:45.620
a very handsome male profile picture, and she has been hinting at meeting up with them.
00:38:50.820
Do I tell her the truth about what I'm doing, or continue pretending to be this guy to avoid
00:38:54.520
She mentioned being willing to fly out to meet this dude.
00:38:56.580
I think her heart would be broken if I told her.
00:39:18.660
I'm skipping some of these ones that Toad sent.
00:39:19.680
Rockluster is the heavyweight champ in my heart.
00:39:25.000
Let's take a look at the one that Toad sent, just because I'm sure a lot of them are retarded,
00:39:28.920
but this one here was a, I think, was a legitimate question from Toad.
00:39:35.700
And then, like, for the listeners, there's, like, a thicker, kind of more full-looking hot dog thing.
00:39:46.400
And will one day make the right woman a very happy wife.
00:39:51.180
And it says, the penis of a man who had multiple sexual partners.
00:39:55.240
Penis shriveled down to less than a third of its original size due to vaginal pressure.
00:40:00.520
And Toad sent this, and he just, like, he sent it early in the morning.
00:40:03.340
And it said, question mark, question mark, question mark.
00:40:05.820
And we were like, what do you guys think of my dick?
00:40:11.840
I sent it, and I said, this is how I maintain my girth.
00:40:15.760
I think he was asking us if our dicks have shrunk since we've been having sex.
00:40:22.320
I will admit, I feel like my dick has shrunk since I was a kid.
00:40:27.420
I just think it's not the same as, like, 16-year-old me.
00:40:30.460
Because you'd have such throbbing erections every fucking time.
00:40:33.840
I think you're just not getting the erections anymore.
00:40:37.280
My dick is bigger soft, but it doesn't get as hard as it did back in the day.
00:40:40.700
So, I mean, it felt like it was bigger, but it's still the same dick, in my opinion.
00:40:44.840
My dick soft is way better looking than it used to be.
00:40:51.480
Like, if I use it every day in a week, and I'm not talking about beating off.
00:40:55.500
I'm talking about, like, if you get pussy every day in a week, my dick feels bigger.
00:40:59.480
When was the last time you got pussy every day in a week?
00:41:05.500
Wait, when you fucked every day of the week, your dick was thinner?
00:41:08.720
No, he's saying it was thicker and more virile.
00:41:15.600
I think what it is is, like, when you have muscles...
00:41:18.320
Yeah, and you break your muscles down, and they build up.
00:41:24.600
Yeah, when I was fucking the reg, I felt like my dick was huge.
00:41:27.480
So, wait, does jerking off constantly do that, too?
00:41:30.940
Jerking off hurts your dick, because you're doing it...
00:41:34.860
Unless you have Clint hands, I mean, how it's supposed to work is you're supposed to have,
00:41:38.360
like, rough hands, and it's supposed to not be good for your dick, you know?
00:41:41.540
Dude, I'm worried that my dick is, like, completely fucked.
00:41:46.720
Yeah, well, you don't have to worry about it, so...
00:41:48.480
Honestly, yeah, jerking off gives you the second dick.
00:41:55.160
But then I look at that, and I'm like, yeah, all right.
00:41:57.600
Legitimately, that's exactly how a homeboy described Barack Obama's dick.
00:42:05.400
It's just like one of those, like, stringy turds.
00:42:10.460
This logic may actually make sense when you're dealing with buttholes, though, because buttholes,
00:42:13.860
there's, like, we talked about, like, there was some weirdo that said that, like, this was, like,
00:42:17.380
small dick cope or something, but dicks are, like...
00:42:21.920
They're weirdly tight right here, and so I could see this logic applying, whereas a vagina
00:42:25.600
is much more accommodating for a dick, you know what I mean?
00:42:35.780
There's something there that we skipped from toad, and I think we should really talk about it.
00:42:46.640
I want to get into those details of my family here.
00:42:53.220
Well, if you look at the record from January 6th, where I testified before that committee,
00:43:00.560
because of my personal information being released by Congress, I was subjected to a direct and
00:43:07.620
significant threat on my life, and I put that information in the record.
00:43:12.980
In that threat, I was called a detestable, and I apologize if I don't get it all right,
00:43:21.400
but it's in the record, a detestable sand nigger who had no right being in this country.
00:43:38.980
That's nothing compared to what the men and women are watching.
00:43:47.300
Did you see a glint in his eye when he says it, too?
00:43:52.300
Well, because I also love that he goes like, I don't think I'm going to get all this right.
00:43:57.500
And then he goes on to say exactly what they said.
00:44:00.880
I'm not sure if I'm saying this right, but sand nigger.
00:44:06.860
You guys know I did a panel with him and Brett Weinstein at Vegas?
00:44:31.780
Let me make sure I'm getting this all accurate.
00:44:35.740
As soon as I started talking to him in the green room before we went on stage, I was like,
00:45:24.180
I don't know why we're watching this, but that was pretty dope.
00:45:25.760
So I think what we're watching this is because we found out that Clint was-
00:45:32.520
Mine is probably Benson Boone or whatever that dude's name is.
00:45:38.740
You've been listening to that song over and over?
00:46:05.820
By the way, tonight, guys, why me and Top are kind of producing is because Tyler couldn't
00:46:10.060
So we're missing out on a lot of drops, a lot of cool, funny stuff, because it'd be really
00:46:28.140
Do you feel the way I feel about Albert Pujols?
00:46:30.400
Do you feel the way I feel when you look at this photo, Clint?
00:46:53.160
I'm just going to play this part again, because this is dope.
00:47:06.460
Mine is probably Benson bone or whatever that dude's name is.
00:47:17.740
I just like, when he goes, I just fucking like Benson Boone.
00:47:23.720
I don't even know, I mean, I don't know any of his music, but that was sick.
00:47:25.900
Yo, listen to his top five songs on Spotify, and you'll be like, this dude rocked.
00:47:39.620
Yeah, High Kloom and What's-Her-Face are stripping.
00:48:02.780
This is my vengeance for them talking shit to me.
00:48:07.960
I was like, you know, like, this is all famous people.
00:48:10.640
People that have, like, they can get anybody they want.
00:48:17.380
Dude, if I had a pussy, it would have been wet.
00:48:18.720
Mr. Boone is the type of nigga to walk into the Grammys
00:48:20.060
and turn down every bitch there because he's got even a better bitch
00:48:30.160
I remember when I was in high school and Justin Timberlake was, like,
00:48:34.120
And everyone's like, I fucking hate Justin Timberlake.
00:48:44.780
Just go ahead and praise him really quick because I want to see
00:48:50.860
You can tell that seam is perfectly made to cover up his cock, too.
00:48:54.400
Like, it's like the seam presses on where his cock would go.
00:49:03.240
Are you implying that his dick is wrapped around and tucked around the
00:49:09.120
Look, I wouldn't be surprised if Benson's got a boondoggle.
00:49:17.560
A boondoggle needs, like, something to get fucked up now.
00:49:32.900
We've made it to the point of the episode where Cole has
00:49:37.740
After six years of YouTubing, this is, like, unavoidable.
00:49:43.440
And so if I move it to, but Andrew Tate actually commented,
00:49:53.320
He said, I really feel like 90% of these Matrix-approved
00:49:57.740
The normal person has absolutely no idea who they are and
00:50:03.240
I'm going to say that Clint is brainwashed because I do like
00:50:05.740
how the way he said, yeah, shut up, Clint, for a second.
00:50:07.900
Look, the way he said, yeah, he said, I like Benson Boone.
00:50:17.460
Like, this is the fucking person, this gay dude with these blue
00:50:26.880
Dude, I heard his song, like, almost a year ago.
00:50:31.260
And then I went to Spotify and I listened to, like,
00:50:35.580
And I was like, these are all unbelievably beautifully written
00:50:47.000
And I'm like, all right, yeah, now my dick's fucking raging, right?
00:50:49.980
Dude, I think he looks like Daniel Penny, dude.
00:51:06.980
Does that look like the face of a man that's in charge of his own
00:51:13.820
I'm playing into the uncomfortable nature of disclosing that I like Benson Boone.
00:51:18.700
I don't think you have anything to be uncomfortable about.
00:51:28.720
Well, it's guilty in the sense that I have a bunch of men who are questioning their sexuality
00:51:33.940
who get challenged by the fact that I can look at a beautiful man like Benson Boone
00:51:37.960
and just go, this dude's crushing, and I like it.
00:51:49.880
Straight guys, imagine a genie gives your wife or girlfriend a penis for 20 minutes,
00:51:57.040
Your wife or girlfriend would wish a genie for a dick.
00:52:02.900
You would wish for tits and a pussy, too, wouldn't you?
00:52:07.960
I've got three wishes, and I'm going to get a fucking cooter?
00:52:12.480
That is the most high-time preference bullshit I've ever put in my life.
00:52:16.360
I would like some pussy, please, with my one wish.
00:52:22.140
Dude, imagine if Liz did this, though, and Cole could give Liz what she could never give him.
00:52:31.120
I never was able to finish the question because we have an interrupter named Top.
00:52:35.580
During the 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.
00:52:48.660
Literally, every time I've been reading something, you go, let me just...
00:52:59.000
During that 20 minutes, she says she wants a BJ.
00:53:22.720
What if she's like, I wish for a dick, and it doesn't match her body at all?
00:53:25.880
It's like a long black dick, and you're like, oh.
00:53:32.780
If it looks like it belongs on her body, I'm sucking that thing all day long.
00:53:35.560
If it looks like a random big old black dick, I am not sucking it.
00:53:41.180
So if the genie gave her a dick, it would look like it belonged on her body.
00:53:46.180
Or what would your wife's dick look like if she got one?
00:53:56.740
So then you're sucking your own dick on your wife?
00:54:05.880
If your dick looks exactly like mine, I'm going to feel weird about it.
00:54:11.320
What do you pull at your dick if you're going to a sword fight, and you're fighting your wife?
00:54:14.440
You look at your own dick and then like, yeah, I kind of want to suck that.
00:54:19.640
It would be a feminine version of your dick, whatever that means.
00:54:28.920
And like, so three of you are saying it's not gay, right?
00:54:43.300
What I would be afraid of is then you just really get into trannies afterwards.
00:54:46.880
It's like 20 minutes into this, it's over, and then you're just like, and you're like,
00:54:51.220
Does your wife nut the way she always nuts, or does she like nut in your mouth with her
00:54:56.900
Are you implying that somehow she'd be able to nut from her dick?
00:55:03.520
In the case that girls do nut break glass, they don't generally squirt a toad.
00:55:18.500
Is she coming like how girls come in your mouth, or is she coming like how guys come
00:55:36.860
Or is the jizz is like being created by her ovaries, so she's jizzing eggs into you?
00:55:45.480
Did you guys see the video of the guy that stole 100,000 eggs?
00:55:54.960
But my legitimate answer to this is I would blow her for as long as her lifetime of blowing
00:56:04.960
So, you still have time left over with the 15 minutes?
00:56:06.800
Oh, I would literally have like 18 minutes left of you.
00:56:10.040
You would do it without getting her to come, right?
00:56:12.300
You want to play video games with that big old dick?
00:56:17.420
What if you give them a dick, and they just become a total bro?
00:56:20.900
They get a dick, and they're like, can we go get some beers?
00:56:25.580
You actually start to like your wife, you know?
00:56:26.960
Cole's like, yeah, he's like, what if she got a dick, and I like wanted to be around
00:56:29.900
her, and I wasn't completely terrified of her, like all the time.
00:56:45.620
She got a dick, and then she just wanted to like do cool shit.
00:56:48.220
Like, let's go see NASCAR, but every so often, you just have to suck her dick.
00:56:57.220
My wife with a dick would not go to the banana pudding festival.
00:56:59.980
No, because your boyfriend would never suggest it.
00:57:03.860
We would go to a fucking Dave and Buster's for the whole day and just like chill out and
00:57:09.020
You could stay at home, banana pudding festival on each other's mouses.
00:57:15.580
If you want to fuck Cole, bring up Dave and Buster's.
00:57:20.540
He just described his perfect date for the gay man.
00:57:26.900
Matt from Georgia, by the way, he DMs me sometimes, and whenever he does, he's very proud
00:57:36.320
When I see my kids say racist shit, I'm like, oh, okay.
00:57:41.240
We're at the hour mark, and we're getting fucking into it.
00:57:43.640
So whoever has the Lainey edit needs to pull it up right now.
00:58:53.580
I mean, we said niggers must die like 300 times, probably.
00:59:37.200
I can't just watch some bitch getting, like, railed out.
01:00:13.060
this is great because hitler lived in the eagle's nest and so it's like he's the eagle the arian
01:00:23.540
race the master the eagle above all and they're in the rat's nest you know yeah that makes sense
01:00:28.520
the eagle is this regal beautiful creature you know and then you see these rats it's disgusting
01:00:33.080
i've got a fever and the only prescription is more winning
01:00:36.700
oh my god dude that's why the rats hide in the tunnel so the eagles can't get them let me say
01:00:54.640
this let me say this the whole idea clint clint listen the whole idea what a jew is clint's like
01:01:04.060
looking at the daily wire like call on his on his phone these guys i just don't think they
01:01:10.000
should get foreign aid that's all i think that's honestly my it's time to it's time to eat some
01:01:17.940
kosher food it's time to imbibe and it's time to speak some yiddish yeah baby that's that's a man
01:01:26.460
there's 18 divisions only 100 athletes is there a retard division there's there are women's divisions
01:01:44.820
i gotta look it up man there's so many different i want the ss gang i want the ss gang on a shirt like
01:02:09.580
that is sick i mean look i know i know it's not a good thing to like walk around in but like
01:02:18.460
would look great yeah it's a i think i think trump's america it's fine now
01:02:23.820
is he fine in trump's america i had isn't ss gang allowed in project 2025 i'm pretty sure it's allowed
01:02:31.120
yeah i don't think most people even remember that honestly if you said like if they saw they'd be like
01:02:35.260
that's vaguely familiar but most people are retarded they don't know i mean ss just stands for sexy
01:02:39.900
studs man what's wrong with that that's right sexy stud gang no but seriously dude we have guys doing
01:02:45.020
like hiles like and it happened because it happened elon did it and then somebody else did too didn't
01:02:50.760
there wasn't there another if you just started casually hiling i think people would like just be
01:02:54.800
confused and just be like oh i guess whatever if you start hiling and you have a shirt that says ss
01:02:59.440
gang i don't think anybody will look at you twice i got into bewildered like what what's the issue
01:03:05.900
it should be ss gang with elon hiling on it i got into it with somebody about like some shit they were
01:03:12.440
it was like it was like a political you know that i said that i'd never get into like with people
01:03:17.980
and they were doing this thing they were they were saying like you know i just can't believe
01:03:22.700
fucking trump and and like i guess they don't know my political leanings and i was just like what
01:03:27.640
did he do and they go can you believe how unconstitutional of an act it is to have uh
01:03:33.340
he created an organization you had some followers this nigga said created an un no no no in real life
01:03:40.100
they said created an institution of unelected officials that are going and doing unconstitutional
01:03:46.220
acts and i was like like you mean the majority of the government like the cdc yeah i was like the
01:03:51.560
only thing that's ever been created in the government it's just basically a program that said that goes to
01:03:56.760
other government programs and says what'd you spend the money on yep that's it they can't really
01:04:01.340
do anything else that's and i was like this is what you consider unconstitutional and tyrannical
01:04:05.440
i almost fucking blew like my head almost blew up people are people are really fucking dumb and i try
01:04:11.940
not to be political but i'm like you kidding me dude the people the people like that are so
01:04:16.640
unreachable because man here's the here's the truth politics now every just hold on just every
01:04:21.960
minute of every waking hour of every day of their life including when they've slept that's been how
01:04:27.220
the government worked every fucking moment and until elon gets it and then cnn tells them to freak
01:04:33.460
out then they finally fucking go oh this is concerning like i just i literally like launch those people
01:04:39.180
into the sun i don't i don't know why they exist just get out of here you guys created like that
01:04:44.260
those are unelected bureaucrats by the way take that and super cut it in some of our jew talk at some
01:04:49.340
point that'll work out really well what's also really funny it's like it's been like that also
01:04:54.120
for like 200 years it's not just your lifetime it's been like 10 lifetimes yeah or like whatever
01:05:00.920
but i'm just saying i'm just saying like i can't hold like they didn't experience that but i'm saying
01:05:06.340
every day that they've been alive they've been living in under a system that functions exactly how
01:05:10.680
they're describing exactly it's just which is why i almost fell down when i heard it like it to my face
01:05:16.680
in real life online is one thing when you read it and you're like these this person must be retarded
01:05:20.880
but when you're seeing somebody who's clearly not retarded at least they're not presenting as
01:05:24.780
retarded like i wouldn't grab them and go my nigga you retarded right now you know i'm saying they
01:05:29.680
looking you're not going to talk in black speak with them i did have somebody the other day where
01:05:33.980
i said something about him getting ready to abolish the department education he's like well i don't know
01:05:37.020
i think you have a plan i was like you can't just do that all at once i was like well i don't know
01:05:40.240
that's unconstitutional it's it's very bizarre i feel like i'm living in bizarro land now because
01:05:46.620
these people who were again they would get i guess we'll get a little political but like
01:05:50.900
the people who are next topic let's go we gotta shut down america now they're like they're completely
01:05:56.140
okay with with like like like cole i mean they're libertarians now but in the strangest sense i just
01:06:01.760
i don't understand what's going on just just think about this like the department of education was
01:06:05.860
responsible for educating the people that now do not understand that abolishing the department of
01:06:10.100
education does not get rid of public schools one iota is that not the best condemnation of the
01:06:16.520
department of education i actually saw i actually saw someone it was like uh it was on instagram and
01:06:21.600
it was like i think it was puberty or something like that put out the thing of like trump puts
01:06:24.820
forward the demolished department you follow some nigga named puberty puberty puberty puberty puberty it's
01:06:30.180
like it's literally it's like it's like memes and uh and also like news it's called puberty you can look
01:06:35.340
it up oh it's like memes and news it's where you get your news from literally every
01:06:40.900
they're really quick i get the most news from puberty yeah i forget that you're a fucking zoomer dog i
01:06:48.500
forget that you're a zoomer cole it's aggravating i'm a millennial by the way you're a zoomer i'm
01:06:53.260
millennial you're like what 26 or 27 or are you i'm almost 29 you were born in 98 i'm also a millennial
01:06:59.740
and there's no way i'm the same generation were you born in 98 i was born in 96 96 all right
01:07:05.160
all right five years younger than me i'm i'm gen x man fuck that uh dude i'm old enough to be your
01:07:11.000
dad yeah he might be your dad that might be why you're fucking retarded dog clint is constantly
01:07:16.620
fucking man you know what's wild clint's never been married or had a child and i literally have a kid
01:07:20.840
in high school this is clint clint's taking a beat in this episode 10 super chat maggor revolt 76 says
01:07:27.460
i found tower gang through clint and his dangerous retards episode well shout out to you man the rest
01:07:32.840
of you guys are all right i guess he says this is what i'm saying this is what i'm saying top always
01:07:36.400
says that everybody hates me but then we get positive shit about me that guy liked you but
01:07:39.800
most of the other people fucking despise you it's weird oh wow this isn't nice
01:07:44.360
10 bucks my top five tower gang rank nobody asked him to do it he just did it
01:07:50.820
yeah i mean you were at one point but not anymore i mean you gotta hate your lane more and then he'll
01:08:10.780
like you more yeah the reason why clint is five it's not because of like how i'm not
01:08:14.700
five he's not i mean it's you should be like five like i don't even show he's alive but like clint is
01:08:20.500
low um he's low on the list because i get it like like you're very funny on the show you make salient
01:08:26.040
points but i understand the hate ability of clint right like he has like a very high hate ability
01:08:30.300
rate any hipster intuition you have at all immediately hates clint like if you're the slightest bit of a
01:08:37.320
hipster in any way shape or form you're like i don't like this guy this is the thing that's
01:08:41.560
weird though is that like i like you know what it is i like people who are successful and people who
01:08:47.260
aren't successful don't like me exactly our audience doesn't like me that's right so you're
01:08:51.780
just calling them unsuccessful and then all these fucking poors and these fucking idiots don't like
01:08:59.580
me because i'm rich and famous i can't hear you over the exhaust of my corvette clint they're
01:09:06.100
successful enough to pay for the patreon which you can go to by going to patreon.com backsplash
01:09:10.940
tower gang pod or uh just scanning that qr code right there and joining the community you can get
01:09:16.260
a pre-show sometimes maybe when we don't have a fucking business you can't afford it but whatever
01:09:20.480
sorry i can't hear you oh above the 30th floor and when i'm on 450 can't hear nothing sorry
01:09:26.780
monetize our business meeting why we could okay clint also can't see you over the shininess of his
01:09:32.980
uh body when he's shirtless in his corvette yeah we didn't monetize my body be shining bro if you
01:09:38.360
guys think we should uh live stream the business meetings that we do join the patreon let us know
01:09:44.400
there do you think do you think the audience hates me or is it that that you're you're fomenting this
01:09:49.820
environment where they i do i literally would never do that i that's definitely not true in fact in
01:09:56.540
fact i'm i've i've had fans of your show tell me directly that you're you're fomenting hatred
01:10:02.280
they're liars they're assholes he's the usa hatred basically he like gas lit it into existence like did
01:10:10.620
the thing where he's like i don't really get all these comments people say about you before anyone
01:10:14.000
ever said anything so he kind of like wills into existence and then it kind of propagates from there
01:10:18.080
that's 100 true by the way you can do that because people are so impressionable you can just be like
01:10:22.380
god like 80 of the comments are just they just despise cole and then all of a sudden you'll
01:10:27.200
start to see comments where they're like yeah you're right god i don't like this cold guy could
01:10:30.900
you put on a shirt you faggot like dude we need to take all the people keep saying clint has a
01:10:35.560
mangina take that energy and it's just dog we need to take that energy and we need to focus it into
01:10:40.620
fucking cole and toad a pedophile yes this is a thing yeah man i don't really get all these people
01:10:46.440
i'm saying pedophilia comments about toad he does not look like he fucks get it all if you send me an
01:10:51.280
edit of toad's like if you have of anything with the pedophile and you send it to me and it has toad's
01:10:56.060
face instead i will post it you know if like if laney if laney could actually do video edits where
01:11:01.260
it's a news broadcast and then they show like toad oh show toad talking and he does like he's like ss
01:11:07.300
or like what what did he say to the when he's like is he kind of white power or some shit
01:11:11.640
just being interviewed by chris hansen i said i was gonna say can we get uh chris hansen like uh
01:11:17.760
and have like a thing over one of the guys and just get a predator just get one of those photos of
01:11:23.680
him with epstein and galane where they're like right but with lolita right behind him like when
01:11:27.300
those like multiple ones are out there just put his out on it her name is i think it was dude it
01:11:31.620
would be funny of toad on to catch a predator because he'd be like everybody knows me no i skipped
01:11:35.540
the pussy i wasn't here to meet up to fuck this girl i wasn't here for that i was telling i was
01:11:40.360
gonna teach her how to skip pussy all right he's like you know the thing he does all a bit for my
01:11:44.040
show kid pussy that's what you don't get oh my god uh all right we got what's up hi jc clint cussy
01:11:52.100
jc five uh jc five dollars says clint reading jewish economist like if i could be like kike oh that's a
01:11:59.920
joke if i could be like kike wanna be wanna be like kike like kike wanna be like kike so that's
01:12:06.300
the vatorade commercial for michael jordan uh yeah i just remember the movie i want to be like mike i
01:12:10.840
want to be like mike i want to be like mike i don't think clint would want to be like anything else
01:12:14.400
besides himself it wouldn't be cozy he was copying my kikel jordan joke i dude i'm not gonna lie i i
01:12:20.100
wouldn't mind being benson boom that'd be pretty fun better anyway uh skeptical mystic two dollars
01:12:27.860
says clint do you listen to benson uh shirtless in the vet great fucking question dog yeah i pinch
01:12:33.920
my nipples and i you know he does clint is there any way you could get that uh same like jumper he
01:12:39.440
had and wear it dude i think is there any off yeah there is a way sure it's possible because i feel
01:12:46.920
like you can be awesome you can i would love to see that if i wore that at brohemian grove oh my
01:12:52.740
god can we get all to get that for brohemian grove can you imagine if we had matching outfits
01:12:56.500
like we'd have to shave the goatee part of it i'll just have the mustache just look like this guy
01:13:01.140
dude i want matching suits like that clint's dick wouldn't fit his dick wouldn't fit in it
01:13:06.160
you'd have to get it get blair white to help you yeah yeah get tucking lessons from blair white
01:13:11.280
oh no i can just i can just boondoggle my toggle you know
01:13:15.780
i don't know what that means i just make it up top that's what i do it's context driven top
01:13:22.400
let me ask you this real quick know the context i understand it's upon itself top but i feel like
01:13:27.740
i feel like uh like there's been a lie told to us like is dotting the geef a real thing or is that
01:13:32.580
some shit that you made up i made that up too it insists upon itself i've been saying that
01:13:37.620
it's it's a thing now because because we we made it a thing this is how culture this is how we move
01:13:43.540
culture we just make shit up and then it becomes a thing i've been telling you it's about everything
01:13:47.540
you didn't know that we've just been making shit up like no top is top has the autism of like he has
01:13:52.580
to tell the truth but it's like unless it's a joke like i have to tell it's like i can't just be
01:13:58.240
when you when you will october 7th into happening okay like you can do this shit you you just say
01:14:03.720
things and it happens look if you slot your dick into your butt crack that's a call to boondoggle now
01:14:09.480
yeah i made it up whatever yeah it is though it is no dictionary boondoggle this is why this guy
01:14:15.700
uh soul explorer with two dollars says clint is the apotheosis of cool that i don't know what it
01:14:20.960
means maybe what does that mean i'm pretty sure that means the apex but it could mean the opposite
01:14:25.080
i don't remember that either means the pinnacle or the opposite of it i forget what it means the
01:14:29.880
highest point in the development of something culmination or climax oh and that's why people
01:14:34.220
don't like him because he is like clint clint is the climax of cool clint is the orgasm of predator
01:14:38.220
yeah yeah it's cool orgasming hey who who was that i'll unblock you
01:14:42.640
um soul explorer coaching we need some more of that in the world
01:14:47.920
oh fuck that's funny all right man listen guys we're halfway through this fucking topic she
01:14:54.080
i mean cole what are we doing here you're gonna you're gonna have to pick it up
01:14:57.680
we had to have a 20 minute conversation on politics because you weren't doing your job
01:15:02.720
like i didn't know we were i didn't know we were still doing this i gotta do you just want to go
01:15:07.580
to that on the next one like yeah a lot of a lot of toad stuff that's the whole thing here
01:15:11.060
let's do it yo what if most of my socks yeah what if we can slowly get cole to just transition
01:15:17.220
to behind the scenes we train him yeah go ahead go see how the uh the video the shows without me
01:15:25.180
go all right they're pretty fucking good chicken washes is one that i can think of right off the
01:15:29.060
bat one of the better shows that we've had chicken washes i was like uh i was on
01:15:32.600
you got in trouble yeah but i was gone but i was on the show most of the time
01:15:36.280
to be honest doesn't matter i was listening to a couple of just go listen people go back and
01:15:41.520
listen to like the last 10 or 15 episodes of this show cole hasn't even been here he's been sitting
01:15:46.980
there but what does it fucking matter and the shows have been pretty classic really good shows
01:15:51.200
this is this is what i'm talking about he manifests hate he does the same thing against me
01:15:55.880
now he's manifesting hate against you but you know what i'm onto his fucking his gambit here
01:15:59.880
because as long as the hate is being manifested against all the four of us
01:16:03.940
then nobody nobody hates him so we're gonna manifest it in reverse
01:16:07.900
i think it only manifests inverse manifestation let's go are you telling me i've been internalizing
01:16:13.180
hate that was just completely contrived by top is this yes what we're saying oh my god dude
01:16:17.280
i should talk to a shrink about this shit man yeah but top hates a lot of people that
01:16:22.040
that are deserving of it but yeah thank you thank you toad see toad agrees with my hatred
01:16:26.760
this tweet doesn't really make sense anymore because like we we stopped doing the the tariffs
01:16:35.260
but it was it was for that was 87 and a half percent of the canada's toilet wow i fucked that
01:16:40.280
up is imported from the us who put this here this is toad uh and i think the only funniest thing
01:16:46.320
about this is just that like they have haha they can't trees up there and they don't make their own
01:16:51.540
toilet paper let me let me ask you guys a question um maybe maybe you could answer this and this is
01:16:56.200
again political but i think it's okay that we talk about like politics a little bit especially
01:17:00.840
this year 2025 is going to be one of those years where if you try not to it's going to be in gen
01:17:05.300
disingenuous of you it's been that way the last five years really but really this year you can't get
01:17:11.500
away from it nuts what did you guys think about the read on uh that's what i think about it
01:17:16.700
what did you guys think about the read on net and yahoo and fucking uh and trump because it was one of
01:17:25.800
those things where toad was like yeah i hope top is right and and clint i think you had a sort of
01:17:30.420
different take but net and yahoo i don't know what trump is taking gaza in like for net and yahoo or
01:17:36.700
he's sending the u.s in but then didn't net and yahoo say no like no no he sucked him off real quick
01:17:42.820
yeah he basically sucked him off like oh what great beautiful vision blah blah yeah but his reaction
01:17:47.000
was was like he didn't expect it to be said so he looks i don't know how to read it for sure but i
01:17:51.700
i put out a tweet like i put out a tweet that was like uh oh trump's just pretending to be retarded but
01:17:59.060
like honestly like while i was like partially like you guys are coping to some extent it's like a little
01:18:03.540
bit unironic he actually legitimately might just be pretending to be retarded uh this might be a
01:18:08.000
negotiation tactic i actually kind of think it could be but it's still retarded it's like this is what
01:18:12.860
he did he he goes behind net and yahoo he put he pushes his chair in and imagine they're like eating
01:18:18.300
dinner that's a power move dude he's treating him like a woman he puts the fork out puts the meal in
01:18:23.820
front of him with the wine he pours the wine then he sits next to him then he sits right next to him
01:18:29.120
and pulls the plate that he just served over and eats it that's what it felt like he did to him and
01:18:34.000
i was like what the fuck did i just watch right here what year is it what's going on this serious
01:18:37.720
question netanyahu you mean serious question for the non-virgins on the panel when you go on a date
01:18:41.980
you go on a date and you and you and you scoop the seat in for your the your date yeah do you intend to
01:18:48.820
fuck her later yes yeah you do so maybe that's what trump was planning to do ah it's hard to read i don't
01:18:56.600
know at these levels like how they feel about getting there's that pushed in but i know i would
01:19:00.380
if i as an adult male someone pushed my i'd be like fucking get out of here like what are you doing
01:19:04.740
i don't think trump was planning on actually fucking him but i think it was like a huge power move like
01:19:10.060
i'm gonna make you the woman in this situation right now he did fuck him he just went there and
01:19:15.280
he said that war that you've been fighting for a year all that propaganda you made up we're gonna come
01:19:19.540
and we're gonna help you out but we're gonna own it well people are like sleeping on the fact
01:19:25.540
he said the same shit about ukraine and no one gives a fuck he's like he's like yeah we're gonna
01:19:29.940
make we're gonna negotiate a deal where all of the resources of ukraine are ours that's that's
01:19:34.460
like if listen if i'm in the country it leads to peace let's go it's isn't it doesn't it make sense
01:19:40.860
like i'm your daddy now i've been fucking giving you money this whole time i own this bitch
01:19:45.800
i think he finally did the same thing with canada he did the same thing with canada he just literally
01:19:50.520
the same thing with panama with mexico he just everybody he's like hey anybody that's been
01:19:55.280
getting money from us i own you now he was like it's not go from mexico anymore it's go from america
01:20:00.280
it's ours i was like we do most we we own the craziest part is that he is he's saying that he's
01:20:06.700
just saying that to everybody you're right to greenland he's like yeah we own you by the way
01:20:10.260
and there's like we gave you money denmark yeah yeah we own you and everybody's reacted this way
01:20:14.880
they go oh fuck i guess so like nobody said no he's just been saying like we own that we taken
01:20:21.780
that and everyone's just kind of like all right like they put up a little fight and then they go
01:20:26.760
fine the only people that have actually seemed to be really upset are the canadians like everybody
01:20:30.840
else is like yeah you're kind of right yeah you're right the canadians haven't folded mexico folded
01:20:34.760
right away he was like we're gonna fuck you i'm gonna i'm gonna bend you over and fuck you mexico
01:20:38.960
and mexico was like please poppy no and they put the troops on the borders and they just did it and i'm
01:20:43.680
like what the fuck is going on right now it's been 10 days what's funny is mexico would pick put up a
01:20:48.320
bigger fight than canada would there is like there's like what like 20 million people in canada am i
01:20:52.540
wrong about that oh they'd fuck our shit up yeah like it's not a huge population out of your mind
01:20:58.180
dude we could send one battalion into canada oh i was talking about mexico would fuck our shit i don't
01:21:03.780
mean like they literally win but just the idea of that like it'd be cartels oh no mexico would be
01:21:08.780
a hard fight yeah like it'd be afghanistan on the southern border essentially canada would be so easy
01:21:13.380
like it'd be literally like you're just like i think you could send one i think you could send
01:21:17.080
one green beret and take over canada i don't think i don't think mexico would be that hard
01:21:21.640
mexico is not going to be that hard to do it's like so the mexican government it seems to be
01:21:25.800
working with donald trump now cooperating on all levels and for no reason at all the other day he
01:21:30.720
just sent one of those like super targeted missiles that like just dropped on this guy's moving car
01:21:35.620
with it has like tax in it and shit it kills everybody only everybody in the car and it's like for no
01:21:40.740
reason he's like we fucking killed that guy i was like they're gonna be doing this shit in mexico if
01:21:44.600
they like if they're operating like cooperating with them he wasn't paying taxes yeah i just felt
01:21:49.320
because i felt like it because i felt like it and everyone goes okay all right what the fuck is going
01:21:55.360
on right now we're living in a very strange time and i don't know no one's talking about it mexico's
01:21:59.700
president is a jewish woman makes no sense so it's like a tenth of our population and i'm pretty sure
01:22:06.000
there's like 30 million people live in mexico city i mean i mean this in all sincerity we could
01:22:10.540
just send our black women and we could take over canada can we send all our black women to canada
01:22:16.220
we solve two problems yeah we literally like they they would freeze to death after like after they're
01:22:20.960
i don't even see canada as a problem okay it's a huge problem you know what me and my friends would
01:22:26.780
do uh so i grew up in coney island lots of black people who fucking you know who guessed it but uh
01:22:31.520
i would but instead of saying like niggers my friends would be like there's a lot of fucking
01:22:36.000
canadians out here today huh and there's a lot of black people we just called them canadians so
01:22:40.740
nobody knew we wouldn't get beat up on the bus i like that well the canadians are going to like
01:22:44.500
it when we send the chaniqua army but they're in trouble and i you know what they kind of deserve
01:22:47.940
it i don't know why but we've all decided that we hate canada so let's just do it
01:22:51.980
it just doesn't make sense why it's not ours you know what i'm saying it's just like this should be
01:22:57.840
like it's our hat you know that's basically it's america's hat and like we deserve oh you think
01:23:02.200
you own our hat you idiots yeah it's like it's like like what what are you doing give us our hat
01:23:06.440
back yeah it's like why legitimately legitimately why is canada not ours please be patient i have
01:23:13.280
autism did we skip over the bryce stuff the bryce mitchell or whatever did we skip yeah we did but
01:23:19.300
we also skipped over the plane crash i feel like like if we're talking i haven't gotten down to it yet
01:23:23.220
can we talk about something we're running out of time so y'all gotta fucking fire all right you want
01:23:27.360
bryce mitchell or you want plane crashes philly was a plane philly was a plane it wasn't a missile
01:23:32.580
sorry okay oh no that's yeah yeah you want a plane crash or bryce mitchell or do you want demi
01:23:39.200
more uh making out with a little kid i know that's what you want demi more she's about to win best
01:23:45.620
actors baby this is why this is wild dude this is how this starts okay one more time
01:23:52.740
dude who wouldn't want that as a young kid should we superimpose cokes head of there
01:23:58.660
he's coming back four times she kissed that kid four times hey it ain't over keep playing
01:24:04.660
all right we got ai now i'm pretty sure we can change her to toad i'm pretty
01:24:34.580
sure we can do that oh please let me kiss demi more come on no no you're misunderstanding
01:24:42.800
you're misunderstanding the assignment here toad oh you're now kissing a little boy i i have
01:24:48.380
such mixed emotions about that video because i kind of other than the glasses i like i had
01:24:54.100
the center part i kind of look like that kid when i was in middle school um but she's obviously
01:24:58.900
a predator too so weird yeah i don't know how to feel about it she was like 30 years younger than
01:25:04.420
her wasn't here some craziness ashton kutcher yeah right she did yeah she she was married to
01:25:11.060
ashton kutcher i mean whatever he was an adult but still weird she left bruce willis he was already
01:25:15.620
ashton kutcher serious question you think that kid's peepee got wet after like that maybe not the
01:25:19.940
first kiss but the second one definitely his shit it didn't get hard but he definitely like his
01:25:23.940
peepee got wet if you think demi more didn't suck that kid's dick you're out of your mind i don't
01:25:28.020
know if she did are you saying they fucked dick too you think you just i think i think demi more
01:25:32.900
absolutely that kid 100 dude i love her she's one of the best actresses out there the substance
01:25:38.660
was awesome and she's making little boy's dreams come true that's a still unpopular opinion all right
01:25:45.060
yeah yeah uh hitler helen the nazis i i really don't think that he was uh because i i love the
01:25:53.940
game for a podcast i look at the camera angles it's just like didn't figure out how to not get
01:26:00.740
himself and i love that about he's in both cameras he's literally just in a shed by the way he's just
01:26:05.860
in a shed is what it looks like i'd like he's at a level where he'll never come on our show but
01:26:11.060
like he clearly doesn't deserve they're in arkansas they don't have technology but is he
01:26:16.100
is he a good enough fighter to warrant it's very good he's a good fighter but he's definitely he's
01:26:21.540
top 10. he got he got knocked out by uh josh emmett but josh emmett's a motherfucker and
01:26:25.860
yeah he's like i mean he fought he fought uh the current champion ilia topuria for like like
01:26:31.620
to uh to basically to a decision he lost to him but that guy's been he's knocked out max holloway he's
01:26:36.900
knocked out so he has two losses in a row right bryce mitchell needs to fight like an israeli
01:26:42.180
fighter bryce mitchell is bryce mitchell is winning he though his last fight he won he's a very good
01:26:46.980
fighter he he definitely belongs where he's a jewish dude a jewish dude tweeted about it and said i want
01:26:52.580
to fight him and bryce yeah he is and he'll get fucking whacked by bryce mitchell right but bryce
01:26:58.660
mitchell responded saying you're like respect that's exactly what a fighter ought to do so i don't
01:27:03.700
know he seems to have a good good spirit because it's easy money like bryce mitchell will kill him
01:27:07.940
in two seconds but it's like he loves hitler so i love this here's what he has to say guys let's
01:27:12.740
actually finish yeah yeah i honestly think that hitler was a good guy based upon my own research
01:27:17.700
not my public education indoctrination i really do think before hitler got on mess he was a guy to go
01:27:24.260
fishing he saw memes from he fought for his country he wanted to purify it by kicking the greedy jews
01:27:30.180
out that were destroying his country and turning them all in the gates his podcast they were gay
01:27:36.420
and out they were queering out the women they were queering out the dudes they were you know what
01:27:41.940
our first training surgery ever was happened to be in johnny before hitler took over you know the
01:27:48.900
does the does this other guy even have a microphone look at his co-host over there and he's just like
01:27:54.500
he's just standing there and there's a guy in the background too by the way
01:28:00.900
that's a poster of him the poster you can see that's bryce oh yeah that's him fighting holy
01:28:05.940
all right press play it's such a weird place for a poster why is this so low on this whole set is
01:28:10.340
right it makes fun of hitler burning you know what the books was queer books
01:28:15.060
hitler burned queer books because hitler didn't want a bunch of queers destroying his nation they can't
01:28:19.940
produce children okay what about uh this guy all right that's 100 correct about everything you
01:28:27.300
just said we should be gay you don't make gay jews and ironically he should he should be on tower
01:28:32.580
game because he's got a lot to learn like we could teach him a lot of about all different
01:28:36.260
we gotta show him andrew oh man dude yeah that's the thing he might be andrew dude yeah that dude is
01:28:43.220
andrew they kind of look like from arkansas yeah really yeah dude can you imagine we could get
01:28:50.420
both of them on a podcast like if they like somehow you were able to arrange bryce mitchell
01:28:55.300
that'd be the dopest podcast of all time imagine that story going around of like bryce mitchell did
01:29:00.100
what even with an antiquated old popular racist like kids cartoon character the most badass anti-semite
01:29:07.140
and the youngest anti-semi ever like it's pretty cool he really gives anti-seminism like a a brand
01:29:14.820
a brand name you know what i mean um five dollars super chat from the john black uh we need to send
01:29:20.500
jasmine crockett to canada to be prime minister i don't know who jasmine crockett is but oh she's bad
01:29:25.380
bro she's bad she's the black congresswoman who just goes like super ten equal every time
01:29:31.380
she's like she's like the type of bitch that you like no when i went to texas and i ordered from
01:29:43.300
whataburger she was the bitch that took my order and now she's a congresswoman it's insane
01:29:50.100
she's the woman who should be making your popeyes chicken well that's a little bit more racist but
01:29:54.420
fine she's not being congress are you guys ready to go to penthouse you guys ready to do that i think
01:29:58.660
at penthouse we're gonna do a a mailbag um yeah toad i don't know how to end this show and i don't
01:30:04.420
know how to start the next one so i think you're gonna have to produce because tyler left us hanging
01:30:07.860
today but uh it's been wednesday right it's been i think did we have fun today dude let's let's hope
01:30:13.620
that tyler wins his case to get that pedophile off oh yeah dude yeah we should talk toad we really
01:30:19.700
want toad next week and if this pedophile doesn't get off toad is not gonna be here next week we're
01:30:24.260
gonna talk about that in the chat i actually have a question about that and i think it's a very tower
01:30:28.500
gang the legality of accusing our co-host of being a pedophile no no no i mean it's just that it's
01:30:34.260
just our producer legally i'll hire tyler and no it's not a pedophile he's defending a rapist
01:30:41.540
no no no no no he was very explicit he said hey i said my client there's footage of him
01:30:46.980
fucking dozens of toddlers yes and i and i'm pretty sure i'm gonna i'm gonna get him free tomorrow
01:30:51.540
that's what he said like verbatim didn't you didn't hear it i just don't know if you guys want to hear
01:30:55.860
about it you can join the fucking post show uh so go up there it's going to be on patreon click
01:31:00.580
the link join us in the post show and until then we will see you guys later peace out it's the tower
01:31:06.580
power hour slut no way jose liberty lockdown clint
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bitch reed cole top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang
01:31:25.620
liberty lock is true thing same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose the tower power
01:31:33.060
hour slay they made days for all his tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower
01:31:49.480
It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it.
01:31:57.480
I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all, folks.