Tower Gang - Ep 214 - Pussy Sand

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00:00:15.060 Right now, as I understand it, on their website, they are selling what's called one of these little things, clothing for babies.

00:00:21.920 Next one, and it's sold for 26 bucks apiece, by the way.

00:00:24.620 Now, you're coming before this committee, and you say, just want to ask some questions.

00:00:27.840 And yet, your organization is making money selling a child's product to parents for 26 bucks, which casts fundamental doubt on the usefulness.

00:00:38.280 Can you tell us now that you're going to have your organization take these products off the market?

00:00:43.460 Senator, I have no power over that organization.

00:00:45.460 You certainly have power.

00:00:46.700 You can make that power.

00:00:47.580 Are you supportive of this?

00:00:49.080 I've had nothing to do with leadership.

00:00:50.480 Are you supportive of these ones?

00:00:51.560 Are you supportive of this clothing, which is militantly?

00:00:54.960 I want good science, and I want to protect the vaccine.

00:00:57.440 I will not tell the organization you founded not to continue selling that product.

00:01:01.820 It's complicated.

00:01:03.180 Let's say it's hot, fucker.

00:01:05.640 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from?

00:01:11.080 They are basically farm equipment.

00:01:12.780 That's crazy.

00:01:13.300 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go.

00:01:17.680 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans.

00:01:23.180 Let's go straight up to Israel.

00:01:26.960 I'm not even fucking kidding.

00:01:28.800 I go by the gut, baby.

00:01:33.860 I shoot from the hips.

00:01:34.700 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass.

00:01:38.180 I've just only said the truth.

00:01:40.980 The next cock up is a very nice cock.

00:01:45.340 Because it would hurt.

00:01:46.400 I wouldn't be able to take.

00:01:47.260 It's not what this show is about.

00:01:52.140 This shit is retarded.

00:01:56.640 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another livestream edition of Tower Gang.

00:01:59.740 We are here starring the one and only Milk Sommelier, Toad, and the rest of us.

00:02:07.520 Toad, do you have any other fucking hats?

00:02:08.940 I feel like you wear that hat all the time.

00:02:10.780 It's getting weird now.

00:02:12.040 We get it.

00:02:12.540 I have an entire hat wardrobe, and every hat is this hat.

00:02:17.660 I have 50 of them.

00:02:19.940 Yes, it's like the sitcom.

00:02:22.420 Don't the type of nigga to have the same hat 50 times.

00:02:25.420 I'm like Seinfeld's girlfriend when she has one dress like a million times.

00:02:29.560 You should have that hat, but in 50 different colors, so you can still match it with your fucking J's.

00:02:34.180 Same thought I had, yeah.

00:02:35.380 That's the autism part, though.

00:02:37.000 It didn't strike him to buy it in a different color.

00:02:39.460 I have to match it with the color of milk that I'm currently consuming, or with the race of milk.

00:02:45.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:46.580 I don't think you drink a lot of it.

00:02:48.120 You got some blue milk right now, buddy?

00:02:50.440 You got some navy blue milk?

00:02:53.360 It's moldy.

00:02:54.320 In the chat, if you think Jose should grow a mustache, please hit one.

00:02:58.060 Hit one.

00:02:58.920 Oh, guys, listen.

00:02:59.940 I'm going live to my Nephilim Death Squad channel.

00:03:02.500 I realize it's very risky.

00:03:04.580 Just the intro alone could probably get it banned.

00:03:06.340 And so if you're watching there, shoot over to Rumble.

00:03:09.740 It's in the description because we're banned on YouTube for a little while.

00:03:12.800 We got banned for a week because we read some dude's school shooter's manifesto.

00:03:17.840 But the problem wasn't the—

00:03:19.520 Toad read it.

00:03:20.120 Toad read it.

00:03:20.820 Yeah, sorry.

00:03:21.140 That was the problem, yeah.

00:03:22.200 So they're censoring the truth out there right now.

00:03:24.200 That's what's going on here, guys?

00:03:25.280 What's funny is I don't think they had a problem with that it was a school shooter.

00:03:28.920 I just think they had a problem with that it was a black dude that wrote it.

00:03:31.780 Oh, I thought it was just that they could sense that Toad agreed with them, and I think

00:03:35.400 that's why they—

00:03:35.980 Oh, you think that's what it was?

00:03:37.080 I was literally reading somebody else's words, so how can you get a strike for that?

00:03:40.620 I mean, we said niggers must die like 300 times probably.

00:03:43.640 No, no.

00:03:44.220 He said that.

00:03:45.360 He said that.

00:03:46.140 I was quoting him.

00:03:46.480 Yeah, he said that, not me.

00:03:47.940 Keep in mind, it's a nigger saying this, so we're cool.

00:03:50.180 Yeah, it's cool.

00:03:51.420 Wait, wait.

00:03:51.720 There's a transitive property here.

00:03:52.920 Are we not on YouTube for this episode, so we can say whatever we're doing?

00:03:55.460 Yeah, you can say nigger now.

00:03:56.660 You're free.

00:03:57.080 Right now, right now, we're on Netflix.

00:03:58.320 That's all.

00:03:59.380 That's the only thing keeping you, you know?

00:04:00.700 Ow.

00:04:01.420 Hey, what do you—

00:04:02.000 Fuck you, nigger.

00:04:03.040 Get off my fucking stream.

00:04:05.660 This is down right away.

00:04:06.680 This is crazy.

00:04:07.320 This is basically the rental car version of podcasting where you don't give a fuck.

00:04:12.700 We bought the insurance on the rental car.

00:04:14.800 Crash it.

00:04:15.320 Who gives a shit?

00:04:16.000 Just beat the fuck out of it.

00:04:17.240 Yeah, this is like having Mark Randall on.

00:04:19.080 Yeah, we Mark Randall.

00:04:20.460 So this is—

00:04:21.120 We're on somebody else's channel.

00:04:22.780 Who gives a fuck?

00:04:23.420 Just ban their channel.

00:04:24.640 Who gives a shit?

00:04:25.160 My buddy McKinney, he had a—what was it?

00:04:28.980 What was it?

00:04:29.400 Mitsubishi Eclipse when we were in high school, and he blew his engine because he was like

00:04:33.600 racing his Eclipse at the street races in San Diego.

00:04:36.160 And they gave him this piece of shit.

00:04:38.720 I don't even remember what it was.

00:04:39.940 It was like a fucking Toyota Corolla or something.

00:04:42.260 Homeboy put on—he put on, I think, 18,000 miles on it in a month.

00:04:47.040 What?

00:04:47.360 And, yeah, because he was just like—he's like, I have a free car, Clint.

00:04:51.100 We're going places.

00:04:52.160 I was like, all right.

00:04:53.320 He's like, let's go fucking—let's see if we can, like, snowboard and then surf in the same day.

00:04:58.640 It's like 500 miles a day.

00:05:00.160 To the desert right after.

00:05:01.100 It is wild.

00:05:01.740 And then we go to the casino after that.

00:05:03.560 And then let's go to the fucking street races after that.

00:05:05.520 And then let's drive to NorCal after that.

00:05:07.080 And then let's go to L.A. after that.

00:05:08.220 And then let's see if we can outrace a forest fire.

00:05:09.800 Like, this man is out of his fucking mind.

00:05:12.340 He's still alive, which is unbelievable.

00:05:14.580 If you had told me that he would still be alive at 40, I would not have fucking believed him.

00:05:17.640 Does he watch the show?

00:05:18.760 Hell yeah.

00:05:19.520 Sometimes, yeah.

00:05:20.500 He's a dangerous retard.

00:05:22.980 He is honestly the most dangerous retard I've ever met.

00:05:27.220 Dude, Top Gear actually had this, like, an idea that basically the fastest car in the world is a rental car.

00:05:34.940 Because it's the only car that you will drive the full speedometer.

00:05:38.800 You don't give a shit.

00:05:40.100 Just, like, if I gave you, like, a Ferrari and I was like, okay, just go out and drive the Ferrari.

00:05:45.280 You'd be like, I'm going to do 60 because if I crash this thing, I'm out, like, 300 grand.

00:05:49.460 It's like.

00:05:50.520 On my honeymoon, we rented a Jeep, like, one of those Wranglers, a 4x4 in Aruba.

00:05:57.100 And they were like, you can do whatever you want with it.

00:05:59.000 They didn't even give us, like, a roof.

00:06:00.300 Or, like, yeah, yeah, baby, do whatever you want with this thing.

00:06:03.040 But they didn't even give us, like, a roof because it doesn't rain here.

00:06:05.600 Don't worry about it.

00:06:06.120 They just said, don't go to the natural pool with it.

00:06:09.020 Whatever you do, don't go to it.

00:06:10.080 So I'm like, that's the fucking first thing I'm doing.

00:06:12.560 And, like, what are you going to do?

00:06:14.840 What are you going to do?

00:06:15.540 How are you going to do?

00:06:16.340 For 100%, though, they could tell.

00:06:17.700 Because, like, I got that shit stuck on a rock.

00:06:19.740 It was teeter.

00:06:20.260 I had to get out and push.

00:06:21.360 It was a disaster.

00:06:22.520 I'm remembering other shit that John did.

00:06:24.380 He fucking, or McKinney.

00:06:25.700 I can't say his full name.

00:06:26.820 It's John McKinney.

00:06:27.960 Let's call him John.

00:06:30.300 Wait, no.

00:06:30.680 Let's call him McKinney.

00:06:31.920 He would, while we were on the freeway, he would go 100 miles per hour.

00:06:36.180 And then he'd pull the e-brake as hard as he could.

00:06:38.860 He'd keep it in control.

00:06:40.220 And then we'd go into, like, to grocery store parking lots and just do burnouts.

00:06:43.700 But, like, it was, like, a front-wheel drive car.

00:06:45.700 So you couldn't really do burnouts.

00:06:46.800 But he just found a way to make it go in circles and, like, pulling the e-brake and fucking getting it as a twist.

00:06:51.460 When he returned that car, oh, by the way, his whole justification for treating it like this, he's like,

00:06:55.920 I paid the extra dollar a day for the insurance.

00:06:58.000 Clint, we're fine.

00:06:59.180 You don't have to worry about it.

00:07:00.340 And I was like, there's no way this is going to be acceptable.

00:07:02.920 He returns it to them 18,000 miles later.

00:07:05.260 The tires are fucking bald.

00:07:09.100 Totally bald.

00:07:09.860 The e-brake is 1,000% shot.

00:07:12.980 Like, if you pull it all the way to the max, it doesn't even slow the car down.

00:07:15.900 What's funny is, like, that's something they would never expect, like, the e-brake to be the one that goes out.

00:07:20.940 The guy was doing what?

00:07:22.220 100 miles an hour?

00:07:23.240 And, like, what the fuck?

00:07:24.100 And, by the way, he probably didn't pay a cent extra.

00:07:26.480 I don't think he did, which is amazing.

00:07:27.980 Yeah, you just turn it in.

00:07:28.900 If you're allowed to use that brake, why not?

00:07:30.500 Nobody ever uses that fucking e-brake.

00:07:32.100 Test it.

00:07:32.860 Take it for a test drive.

00:07:33.860 Guys, if you're listening to this podcast right now, what I want you to do is watch it while you're driving.

00:07:39.120 Go out there.

00:07:40.120 Test that e-brake.

00:07:41.120 Let us know how it works.

00:07:42.140 No, what sucks is they're all, like, electric e-brake.

00:07:44.300 This is legal advice, by the way.

00:07:46.540 Tyler, this is legal advice.

00:07:47.740 Wait up.

00:07:48.000 You know what?

00:07:48.340 Guys, there's a couple people in the NDS YouTube.

00:07:53.200 Go over to Rumble right now.

00:07:54.900 It's in the description.

00:07:55.680 I am cutting the stream so we don't get our channel new.

00:07:58.760 Delete, delete, delete, delete me.

00:08:00.780 We have a YouTube strike.

00:08:02.280 We're Rumble only tonight, baby.

00:08:04.220 In Tokyo.

00:08:05.160 I'll leave it up for a few minutes.

00:08:06.980 Because we're bad.

00:08:08.780 So I got to say, the random, like, that motherfucker must have treated it, like, absolute like shit.

00:08:13.460 Like, he didn't even have it in his name.

00:08:14.620 No, but I don't think he got the extra insurance.

00:08:16.380 Yeah, but it wasn't even in his name.

00:08:17.740 So, like, you're like, oh, you're the fastest when you have a rental car in the insurance.

00:08:22.500 But, like, in this situation, it's not even his rental car.

00:08:25.140 It's someone else's rental car.

00:08:26.320 So, even more, like, go balls to the wall.

00:08:29.700 He picked up, like, a paper bag full of money in that car.

00:08:35.620 In the middle of nowhere, Florida.

00:08:37.060 He could do, like, several crimes in that car and not give a shit about it.

00:08:42.460 He had me steer from the passengers.

00:08:42.940 I think he did.

00:08:43.500 All they're going to do is they're going to look at the paperwork and be like, huh, toad.

00:08:47.740 And, like, toad from Boston.

00:08:48.860 Yeah, he was taking videos of the Sunset while driving.

00:08:51.520 He said he got a bag of fucking cash somehow.

00:08:53.040 Yeah, he picked up a bag of cash.

00:08:53.460 There's a crime somehow there.

00:08:54.900 You don't just get a bag of cash for funsies.

00:08:56.520 Yeah, he had me steer from the passenger seat.

00:08:58.800 You remember when he crashed the car?

00:09:00.940 You remember when he showed us the bag of cash, Jose?

00:09:03.000 No, I don't.

00:09:03.700 I don't remember that.

00:09:04.380 Oh, you don't remember?

00:09:05.180 Yeah.

00:09:05.520 Because you were fucking there.

00:09:08.960 Which, by the way, I'm trying to get Jose out of this.

00:09:11.740 This might be a topic for the show.

00:09:13.840 I'm not growing a goddamn mustache.

00:09:15.560 No.

00:09:16.860 I want to do a strongman competition with Jose.

00:09:19.120 Yeah, I want to do that.

00:09:19.700 That'd be fun.

00:09:20.440 There's one in Tampa in April.

00:09:22.840 Okay.

00:09:23.300 And I think we could...

00:09:25.200 It's nationally televised.

00:09:27.520 And it is...

00:09:28.400 Whoa.

00:09:28.800 Open for anybody that wants to join.

00:09:30.920 Advertise for Tower Gang.

00:09:32.180 I think it should be a perfect...

00:09:33.560 That's good content.

00:09:34.520 Dude, if you do this, you have to wear a Tower Gang unitard.

00:09:39.360 Yes.

00:09:39.640 Can you give me a...

00:09:40.580 Hey, I can make it happen, I think.

00:09:42.960 I bet you Top Lobster can make a Tower Gang unitard happen.

00:09:45.400 We are all unitards.

00:09:46.200 You mean to show up as a novice to a strongman competition in a unitard?

00:09:52.020 Did I stutter?

00:09:52.940 I mean, absolutely, that's what I want.

00:09:56.060 Show up like Adam on Workaholics where he comes to the bodybuilding competition.

00:10:00.740 Oh, yeah.

00:10:00.900 Show up like that.

00:10:01.940 Yeah.

00:10:03.780 All waxed up.

00:10:05.940 Do you think...

00:10:06.560 Listen, I'll buy it.

00:10:07.860 I'm looking right now.

00:10:08.780 I think my warehouse does sell these.

00:10:12.560 So...

00:10:13.000 Yeah, dude.

00:10:13.840 If you're going to do it, I'll fucking buy it.

00:10:16.100 I'm considering it.

00:10:16.820 I would like to hear more details.

00:10:18.200 Yeah.

00:10:18.980 I can look at...

00:10:19.780 I can't remember...

00:10:20.080 Yeah, we can do that.

00:10:20.900 Make content on this.

00:10:21.580 I don't give a shit.

00:10:22.060 I think it's because if you...

00:10:23.440 So there's like a open division, but it's novice.

00:10:27.460 But it's from like anywhere from 150 pounds to 300 pound dudes.

00:10:32.500 What I want to do is I want us to be the same weight, though, because I think that adds

00:10:35.780 a fun dimension.

00:10:36.840 Do you have to be in shape or can you just go?

00:10:40.060 You can just go.

00:10:40.840 It's not...

00:10:41.640 You can...

00:10:42.020 Literally, anybody can do it.

00:10:43.160 Oh, Toad.

00:10:43.640 If you get oiled up in the 150 weight class, it would be one of the greatest things I've ever

00:10:47.360 seen in my life.

00:10:48.260 Wait, if I do it?

00:10:49.180 Yeah.

00:10:50.180 So I know what the competition things are.

00:10:53.160 There's a lot of them.

00:10:53.780 And I don't think Toad could do one of them.

00:10:56.060 I don't think Toad could do one.

00:10:57.280 No, but isn't it a fucking oppose off?

00:10:59.580 No, no, no.

00:11:00.360 It's strongman, not bodybuilding.

00:11:01.840 It's strongman.

00:11:02.720 Damn it.

00:11:03.480 Yeah, I can't live shit.

00:11:04.180 That's why I said the bodybuilding...

00:11:05.100 Go home and think about it, you coward.

00:11:08.320 I can't even lift my own body, dude.

00:11:10.200 I can't do a pull-up.

00:11:10.900 It would be really funny if...

00:11:12.060 Yeah, I thought it was a body...

00:11:13.220 Like a showing off your body...

00:11:14.840 I just thought it'd be funny to show up to a strongman competition dressed like a body

00:11:19.080 builder and then have to actually compete like that.

00:11:21.540 Can you imagine Toad in his fucking shitty body glory all oiled up next to a bunch of

00:11:26.520 jacked 155 pounders?

00:11:28.360 I would win for most backwards.

00:11:30.800 That's true.

00:11:31.700 If that's an award, you would win it.

00:11:33.240 No doubt.

00:11:33.400 Yeah, this is what I'm saying.

00:11:35.400 I want us to be the same weight.

00:11:36.440 Now, it would be fun to bring Toad and then it's like me and you, same weight, so it's

00:11:39.340 actually us seriously competing but like having fun and then Toad, you know?

00:11:42.840 It's kind of like when you guys, like, when we all went to that shooting thing, remember?

00:11:47.540 And like everyone like was shooting and looked cool and then you got to see Toad and like

00:11:52.140 it's a funny juxtaposition, you know?

00:11:54.540 I think it adds a little fire.

00:11:55.880 I was shooting literally behind me.

00:11:57.000 Were you at the range that day, Jose?

00:11:59.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:00.020 I was there.

00:12:00.640 I was right next to him.

00:12:02.640 So, like, there's like a farmer's carry and it's like 185 pounds for each hand and I don't

00:12:08.280 think...

00:12:08.480 185 for each hand?

00:12:09.780 For each hand, yeah.

00:12:10.600 But it's a farmer's carry.

00:12:11.780 How long?

00:12:12.600 How far?

00:12:13.040 Or is that the thing?

00:12:14.120 How far can you go?

00:12:14.380 No, no, no, no.

00:12:15.080 It is like this one is based upon...

00:12:17.000 This one's not necessarily like the strongman, like a how much you can lift.

00:12:20.900 But because it's in like an NFL stadium, it's in the Buck Stadium, in the Buccaneer Stadium

00:12:25.360 is where it's going to be at.

00:12:26.540 Raymond James Stadium.

00:12:27.620 Because of that...

00:12:28.260 It's in the pirate ship.

00:12:29.760 Because of that, it's going to be more an athletic one.

00:12:32.700 So, it's a lot of like, how fast can you do these things?

00:12:35.860 It's more like a combine, really.

00:12:37.360 Yeah.

00:12:37.720 So, they're doing like a 40 meter...

00:12:39.240 Like, I think it's a 40 meter dash with the farmer's carry.

00:12:44.300 And there is...

00:12:45.040 Oh, yeah.

00:12:46.140 That's more my style right there.

00:12:47.840 I'm not strong like that, but like...

00:12:50.440 I don't know.

00:12:50.660 My body doesn't look that dissimilar.

00:12:52.500 It's nuts that that was like the strongest man one of the last night.

00:12:55.900 Dude, that guy...

00:12:56.600 That is a rare specimen right there, man.

00:12:59.440 That is a man right there.

00:13:00.780 Like a moderately in shape man now.

00:13:01.840 Yeah.

00:13:03.300 I love that look.

00:13:04.440 The handlebar mustache.

00:13:05.660 Like the old timey, like bare knuckle boxer.

00:13:07.740 Like, that's my type of man.

00:13:09.080 I'm legit out of shape, and I'm probably better shaped than that guy.

00:13:12.400 It's crazy.

00:13:13.620 I'm a little...

00:13:14.180 The only thing I'm concerned about is it might cause an issue with our Abrohemian Grove.

00:13:19.000 What's going on with that?

00:13:19.900 Are we getting any moves?

00:13:22.120 I hear murmurs here and there on shows.

00:13:24.120 Are we not ready to talk any sort of anything yet?

00:13:26.900 Very busy, but we are working out some of the details.

00:13:29.400 I was talking with Alex a little bit today.

00:13:31.620 So, yeah, it's going to happen.

00:13:33.160 We just got to figure out how we're going to do it.

00:13:34.620 It's going to be at the same place, that means?

00:13:36.580 For now.

00:13:37.340 Yeah.

00:13:37.560 I'd like to move it to a bigger place soon, but for now, it's in the same place.

00:13:41.840 I like that dude's vibe, though.

00:13:43.280 Blow it up.

00:13:44.360 You do?

00:13:45.040 You like the cut of his jib?

00:13:46.480 Yeah.

00:13:47.120 Alex, what kind of vibe does he have to you?

00:13:49.300 What did you pick up from it, Toad?

00:13:50.900 I'm curious.

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00:14:04.220 Hashtag make a play.

00:14:05.740 I think he watches his wife get fucked.

00:14:10.600 No, like, exactly what you said, though.

00:14:14.000 He almost reminds me of David, in a way.

00:14:17.960 He's a guy who, he's like a character who should be in Miami Vice or something.

00:14:24.840 You know what I mean?

00:14:26.180 Yeah, shady drug dealer in the middle of nowhere.

00:14:28.740 Yeah, I like that.

00:14:29.880 100%.

00:14:30.320 I've said it before.

00:14:31.340 He seems like he should be Raven's dad.

00:14:33.120 This is great content describing a man most people don't know on the show.

00:14:35.740 Isn't this awesome?

00:14:38.480 World's Strongest Manatee.

00:14:40.080 Dude, that's me, baby.

00:14:41.400 World's Strongest Manatee.

00:14:42.660 That's fucking Jose right there.

00:14:45.460 It's so me.

00:14:47.440 Hell yeah.

00:14:48.220 This is the event?

00:14:49.300 This is the event, yeah.

00:14:50.780 It's on the 30th anniversary of the Oklahoma City bombing.

00:14:55.160 That's what I can do.

00:14:56.280 You've got to win that.

00:14:57.300 It's for you, Terry.

00:15:00.040 It's for you to literally go, I'm doing this for Tanya.

00:15:03.120 No, so the, oh, what was I going to say?

00:15:08.300 That bitch Tanya Yackel.

00:15:10.260 Man, that's wild.

00:15:10.920 That is the exact date, man.

00:15:12.560 I don't know, man.

00:15:13.360 We should probably not go.

00:15:14.300 They might blow that bitch up.

00:15:15.700 Oh, so it's, the point I was going to say was, it actually is like a sanctioned strongman event.

00:15:21.500 So if you win it, you will go to nationals.

00:15:24.300 You can have the opportunity to go to a nationals.

00:15:25.620 We're not going to win it, dude.

00:15:26.760 We're like half the size of the guys that will probably win it.

00:15:37.520 Although you said this one's more athletic, but I'm not that athletic.

00:15:40.280 And it's also, there's a novice division.

00:15:42.660 Like I was saying, there's a novice division for first-time people, but it's open.

00:15:46.820 So it's from anywhere.

00:15:47.980 So you can go to nationals as novice open?

00:15:50.320 I think there's something you can do.

00:15:51.860 Like if you win the novice division, you can't.

00:15:53.280 Like you're just the one best retard of the group of the year.

00:15:56.280 What would it take for you to compete in this?

00:15:59.240 Million dollars.

00:16:00.860 Million dollars just to compete?

00:16:02.860 Yeah.

00:16:03.260 I don't really want to do it.

00:16:04.360 It makes me feel sleepy just thinking about it.

00:16:06.260 Honestly, I'm feeling kind of tired.

00:16:07.740 It's not exactly all.

00:16:08.860 Sleepy.

00:16:09.860 It's April 19th.

00:16:11.360 What is that?

00:16:11.540 I'm super sleepy right now.

00:16:12.640 It's a Saturday.

00:16:13.480 It's a Saturday?

00:16:14.280 Okay.

00:16:14.740 I'm here for it now.

00:16:15.980 Okay.

00:16:16.340 At first I was like, is it a week down?

00:16:18.000 Yeah.

00:16:18.140 Cole, just prepare yourself mentally for the fact that Jose is going to pull out on Friday.

00:16:22.400 Yeah, he will bail.

00:16:23.080 I'll be there and I'll be like, man, you ready?

00:16:24.920 And he's like, dude, I'm not even.

00:16:27.040 He's like, I got so much stuff.

00:16:27.980 I'm like, you live in Tampa.

00:16:29.860 Like I can.

00:16:31.280 Can you imagine you're standing there?

00:16:32.680 Five minutes from your house.

00:16:33.080 You're standing there in your fucking dope custom tower gang unitard.

00:16:37.420 I make him wear some sort of outfit that's like reliant on the other person to have

00:16:41.200 some thing too type thing.

00:16:43.240 Just this tower on his chest because you were supposed to be gang and now it's like nothing.

00:16:46.280 Just has thing one.

00:16:47.280 What is tower?

00:16:48.980 Just the one thing too.

00:16:50.340 It's not even there.

00:16:51.160 It'd be great actually.

00:16:52.300 It's even worse if it just says gang.

00:16:53.300 If your unitard just said tower because you're so short, it'd be very funny.

00:16:57.060 I'd love that.

00:16:58.280 It's limited only to 100 athletes.

00:17:00.640 So.

00:17:01.060 How much does it cost?

00:17:02.060 Oh, 125 bucks.

00:17:03.880 That's not too bad.

00:17:05.040 But it's limited to 100 athletes.

00:17:06.240 That's a lot for something I don't give a flying fuck about.

00:17:08.960 Dude, I would get mass curred by people that weigh 210 pounds.

00:17:12.540 No, but that's kind of the point.

00:17:13.720 You're just competing against yourself really.

00:17:15.880 Or me against Cole and Cole against me.

00:17:18.120 There's like basically like a mud run, but for people that want to do like heavy lifting.

00:17:22.240 I don't want to do a mud run either.

00:17:23.820 There's 18 divisions.

00:17:25.500 Only 100 athletes.

00:17:27.740 Is there a retard division?

00:17:29.900 There are women's divisions, yes.

00:17:35.160 I think it might get pretty stuffed up, pretty full, pretty quick.

00:17:37.920 I don't know.

00:17:39.020 There's 14 spots remaining.

00:17:41.020 So there's a.

00:17:42.300 Yeah, we ain't going to get to in time.

00:17:43.720 It's out.

00:17:45.360 You can do it right now.

00:17:46.940 It's a to-do, you know.

00:17:49.360 I'm not ready to confirm three months out that I'm fucking going to do that for sure.

00:17:53.340 I don't know.

00:17:53.560 I want to look it over first.

00:17:55.160 What do you mean?

00:17:55.600 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:17:56.540 You can't confirm three months out that you're going to do something?

00:17:59.340 Well, this specific thing at least.

00:18:02.780 This one.

00:18:03.360 I'm not ready to commit yet is what I'm saying.

00:18:04.820 I want to look into more detail.

00:18:05.660 I'll tell you the events.

00:18:07.560 185 pound log press.

00:18:09.620 Which isn't like, those are cool.

00:18:11.240 Those are like the big log and you like do it and you just overhead press it.

00:18:16.000 165 pound farmer's carry.

00:18:17.720 So it's even less.

00:18:18.300 165 pound for each hand for I think like 40 meters.

00:18:21.720 25 pound sandbag throw for as many times as possible in like a minute.

00:18:25.080 So you take a sandbag and just throw it like over a thing.

00:18:28.600 And then Atlas stone, 185 pound to your shoulder.

00:18:33.480 Like picking up big fucking stones.

00:18:34.360 That one's going to be rough.

00:18:35.380 I mean, it might not be too bad with 185.

00:18:37.240 185 pounds.

00:18:38.140 I haven't fucked with stones a lot.

00:18:39.540 Just stones are awkward.

00:18:40.420 I've done it once like when I was like in high school.

00:18:42.400 They're awkward as fuck.

00:18:43.540 That's the biggest thing because it's a fucking stone.

00:18:45.500 You're used to bars.

00:18:46.400 I just think with two of us there, we have a chance to podium at a novice event.

00:18:52.160 And then we're up there, nationally televised, tower gang.

00:18:56.380 That would be pretty sick.

00:18:57.940 Yeah.

00:18:58.820 I mean, it'd be fun.

00:19:00.980 I think it'd be fun.

00:19:02.020 I don't know.

00:19:03.100 My money would be that both of you guys hurt yourselves.

00:19:05.940 Oh, for sure.

00:19:06.460 I think that would be even better if we have a catastrophic injury and it's just like one

00:19:10.560 of us like has compound fracture.

00:19:13.080 Like compound fracture.

00:19:14.660 We're bleeding, but it's on like a unitard that says tower gang.

00:19:17.560 Like blood is all over it.

00:19:19.560 Sell it afterwards.

00:19:20.720 That would, it would make it into the laney edit.

00:19:22.940 I want our catastrophe, like our weightlifting catastrophe to make it into a laney edit that

00:19:28.280 we go like, oh my God, that's disgusting.

00:19:30.740 That's what I want.

00:19:31.880 You, you would have, I mean, it's more likely that Jose just doesn't show up.

00:19:35.760 Yeah, I think that's what's going to happen.

00:19:37.800 I'm still, I'm still, I'm still on the edge of like whether I'm feeling it.

00:19:40.480 I am, I'm kind of more and more warming to it because this does sound like a lot of fun.

00:19:43.740 I'll be honest.

00:19:44.100 It does sound fun.

00:19:45.160 Part of it with Jose, I feel like is the, is a little bit of fear.

00:19:47.700 Are you sensing that Clint?

00:19:49.360 It's like a little bit of fear behind his eye.

00:19:51.580 I mean, if he wasn't afraid, he would have a mustache, obviously.

00:19:56.680 He's, I mean, he's, it's kind of like me right now.

00:19:59.460 So yeah, it's definitely fear.

00:20:01.100 This is what I'll do.

00:20:01.780 This is also another thing we could do.

00:20:03.420 How about this?

00:20:04.400 If we, if you do it with me.

00:20:06.720 You grow the mustache.

00:20:08.120 I'll shave my mustache.

00:20:09.840 You shave your beard.

00:20:11.120 And so I have your beard.

00:20:12.440 Oh no, wait, I have to have a mustache sans beard.

00:20:15.280 No beard.

00:20:15.900 No beard.

00:20:16.720 And I'll just, and I'll just have the beard.

00:20:17.840 I'm not doing it.

00:20:18.380 I will not do, I'm not doing the exact opposite of what I have.

00:20:21.380 Honestly, you know, Cole should be the one with exclusively the mustache, don't you think?

00:20:25.140 You already come off like mega gay.

00:20:29.500 And if you just had a mustache, imagine just this, just this.

00:20:32.680 I think it would look good.

00:20:34.180 It fits.

00:20:35.480 Oh, you're saying I would seem really gay with just a mustache.

00:20:38.020 Yeah, you're right.

00:20:38.560 I would look really gay with just a mustache.

00:20:39.960 No, no, no.

00:20:40.360 I'm saying, I'm saying.

00:20:41.100 Most people would.

00:20:41.880 Oh, Cole.

00:20:42.440 Yeah.

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:43.860 Yeah.

00:20:44.080 Look at him.

00:20:44.720 Just have a mustache.

00:20:45.180 That's a man that loves the taste of cum.

00:20:47.400 Look at him.

00:20:47.680 Oh, your dad, your dad has just a mustache probably, right?

00:20:51.140 No.

00:20:51.660 My dad can't grow a beard.

00:20:52.460 What about your daddy?

00:20:55.860 Stupid old deep cut.

00:20:57.660 You dumb slut.

00:20:58.620 Let's use a mailbag.

00:21:00.040 Neither of them, neither on either side can grow a beard.

00:21:03.620 Wow.

00:21:04.260 And they pass a two too, huh?

00:21:05.680 Yeah, I know.

00:21:06.100 I don't like, it's weird that I can.

00:21:07.400 They, like my whole family can't grow a beard.

00:21:09.720 Oh, you can't either.

00:21:10.800 My dad has a huge beard, so I just have manly.

00:21:13.200 Shut up, goatee.

00:21:13.960 I can't, I can't grow a beard either.

00:21:15.860 If I could, I absolutely would.

00:21:17.740 Yeah.

00:21:18.320 I can't grow a beard.

00:21:19.000 I mean, honestly, if my mustache would connect, I would grow it too.

00:21:21.800 Because the biggest thing is it doesn't, it doesn't connect and it looks like shit.

00:21:24.940 So, I don't, so, yeah.

00:21:26.080 What are we doing here?

00:21:27.420 Mailbag.

00:21:27.860 Mark Vestibule.

00:21:29.760 If you shit your pants in a social situation.

00:21:31.960 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:21:32.980 Wait a minute.

00:21:33.240 Pause it, pause it.

00:21:34.020 What?

00:21:35.240 You said Mark Vestibule and Clint just goes.

00:21:39.560 I don't like that guy.

00:21:41.040 I haven't, I haven't forgotten.

00:21:42.460 Even after last week's apology?

00:21:43.960 That was a very sweet apology.

00:21:45.680 I left during the apology, so I don't know if it was.

00:21:47.500 By the way.

00:21:48.380 It was actually very, although it was like corporate speak of like, fuck you.

00:21:53.340 Wait, you weren't there for the apology?

00:21:53.960 Does Mark Vestibule's name actually come from.

00:21:55.500 Yeah, when I got coffee, remember?

00:21:57.420 Does it come from him like pissing in a train car or something?

00:22:00.020 Like, does that, is that where his name comes from?

00:22:02.240 Mark Vestibule?

00:22:03.400 Because he's marking a vestibule?

00:22:04.740 No.

00:22:04.980 Yeah.

00:22:05.180 I think we should read his apology before we continue because Clint missed it.

00:22:08.960 No, you already read it.

00:22:09.760 I'm not going to listen to it.

00:22:10.980 Yeah.

00:22:11.480 We're asking, he's asking a new question here.

00:22:13.720 Which is if you shit your pants in a social situation and everyone knows what is the best

00:22:18.400 way to address it.

00:22:20.220 Is this your way of telling us if you shit his pants?

00:22:22.760 Scream it as loudly as possible.

00:22:24.220 Hold on.

00:22:24.440 The best way to do it is to own it as much as possible.

00:22:27.260 Be a man.

00:22:27.720 One second.

00:22:28.320 Yeah, I fucking shit my pants.

00:22:30.200 What's the name of that motherfucker?

00:22:32.120 Is it Josh Havlicka?

00:22:33.680 Or Havlicka?

00:22:34.860 Havlicka.

00:22:35.780 Yeah, he signed up for this, by the way.

00:22:38.020 No way.

00:22:38.740 I swear to God, I'm looking at his name right now.

00:22:40.300 You're selling on me more and more, dude.

00:22:42.260 I see.

00:22:42.960 Actually, I don't even necessarily dislike the guy.

00:22:44.940 I just find it funny that I'm seeing a guy that's like 50 pounds less enough.

00:22:47.840 Dude, you can't lose to that guy.

00:22:49.620 Come on.

00:22:49.740 Hold on.

00:22:50.120 Am I wrong here?

00:22:51.000 I'm going to share this.

00:22:52.280 I just looked at the roster.

00:22:53.780 Yeah.

00:22:54.500 Is that his name right there?

00:22:56.300 Let me see.

00:22:57.120 No, that's Havlicka.

00:22:58.640 That's not it.

00:22:59.700 That's not it.

00:23:00.120 No, no.

00:23:00.480 It's a different guy.

00:23:01.100 It's a HV, like right into it.

00:23:03.420 H-L-A-V-K.

00:23:05.620 Go back.

00:23:06.280 I want to see if I know these guys.

00:23:07.580 I mean, it's Tampa.

00:23:08.380 I mean, although it's a big city, I doubt I know these guys.

00:23:10.860 I'd rather us not talk about this anymore.

00:23:13.800 Anyway.

00:23:14.420 I was looking at it, and I saw that, and I was like, oh, man, that would be really funny

00:23:17.680 if for some reason this guy was in.

00:23:18.880 Yeah, that would be weird.

00:23:19.820 He's a weak man.

00:23:20.780 He would not do well on that.

00:23:22.880 Look, the funny answer is to scream it as loud as possible.

00:23:25.940 The real answer is to blame it on a toddler walking by and then get the fuck out of there

00:23:30.580 so you can change as fast as possible.

00:23:31.920 They know it's you, though.

00:23:33.580 This is the thing.

00:23:34.100 You can see it in your pants, man.

00:23:36.720 I don't think you announce it.

00:23:38.800 Here's what you do.

00:23:40.020 You kick it from your pant leg so that it falls, and then when they look at you, you just look

00:23:45.500 at them.

00:23:46.100 You don't say anything.

00:23:46.920 You just look at them.

00:23:47.380 Wait, wait, wait.

00:23:47.960 Hold on.

00:23:48.280 Hold on.

00:23:48.460 Hold on.

00:23:48.760 You shit your pants a full-on log?

00:23:51.140 Anytime I've ever thought of people shitting their pants, it was always going to be a

00:23:54.520 squirt.

00:23:54.740 Dude, I told you this happened to one of my floor mates freshman year in college, right?

00:23:59.840 We were having a farting competition.

00:24:01.220 Real quick.

00:24:01.720 The move is to play it aloof.

00:24:03.360 Yeah.

00:24:03.660 Let's play it aloof.

00:24:03.900 We were having a farting competition.

00:24:05.460 We were all in the bathroom trying to have the loudest fart.

00:24:08.360 Toad, wait one second.

00:24:09.520 Yeah.

00:24:09.760 I'd like to take a quick vote to see if we want to let him tell that story.

00:24:13.060 No.

00:24:13.620 No.

00:24:14.360 No.

00:24:15.100 That's why I cut him off.

00:24:15.940 I was bored.

00:24:16.640 Sorry.

00:24:17.180 Real shit, though.

00:24:17.840 Does anybody here shit their pants a full-on log, you absolute loose asshole savage?

00:24:23.140 No.

00:24:23.660 It doesn't say what kind.

00:24:25.060 What kind of shit.

00:24:25.780 It just says that shit.

00:24:26.740 Well, you're shitting your pants.

00:24:27.380 That's exactly.

00:24:27.960 That's the point.

00:24:28.640 You really shit your pants with a whole-on log.

00:24:29.440 Usually, if you shit your pants, it's more like diarrhea.

00:24:31.820 It's got to be liquid.

00:24:32.860 If it's a fucking whole-on log, you have a massive butthole.

00:24:37.320 I don't know if it's a massive butthole.

00:24:39.080 You just had to really shit because it's really hard to hold in a liquid shit.

00:24:47.120 It's hard to hold it in, but you can hold in a log unless it is forever long that you've

00:24:52.900 been holding and you're like, fuck it.

00:24:54.540 I'm just going to fucking squeeze this log.

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00:25:13.620 Hashtag make a play.

00:25:14.960 I will say with a log, I feel like once you release the log, you can't unrelease the

00:25:20.920 log.

00:25:21.320 You know what I mean?

00:25:21.700 Like, what are you going to do, pinch your sphincter on a fucking, like, a fucking log?

00:25:25.440 Yeah, what if you have a, like, poop snake?

00:25:26.280 You know what I mean?

00:25:26.500 Like, a straight up and like, poop snake.

00:25:27.660 Oh, bro, I've shit my pants with a log before, and I just sucked that bitch right back up in

00:25:31.480 my keys.

00:25:33.080 I'm not even kidding.

00:25:34.160 I'm done it.

00:25:34.500 You might be able to, actually.

00:25:35.500 If you have a lot of suction, yeah, with your-

00:25:38.300 Oh, man.

00:25:39.040 I changed-

00:25:40.180 It's not like out-out, it's not like three inches out or anything, but it's an inch out.

00:25:43.620 I've changed my mind on which one of you I want to fuck, and it's Clint, because he's

00:25:48.400 going to suck my dick right into his asshole.

00:25:51.160 Inhale your dick through his butthole.

00:25:53.140 Yeah, a lot of bottle of suction action.

00:25:55.100 If you put your dick anywhere near my asshole, I will suck it right up in there.

00:25:57.360 Do you think, do you think that you can come from a blowjob from Clint's butthole, Cole?

00:26:02.900 Absolutely.

00:26:05.600 That's a blowjob?

00:26:07.320 I didn't fuck him in his ass.

00:26:08.880 He blew me from his-

00:26:10.060 There's a really terrible news story that's going around right now I wanted to talk about

00:26:13.340 it.

00:26:13.580 If you could pull that up.

00:26:14.780 Oh, yeah.

00:26:15.140 I saw this.

00:26:16.060 Is this related?

00:26:16.900 What's happening?

00:26:17.620 Yeah, it's very related, actually.

00:26:18.840 Does that have something to do with your butthole?

00:26:20.240 No, it's something to do with my-

00:26:21.580 Have you checked your butthole?

00:26:24.880 Skeet up, butthole.

00:26:25.800 Skeet up, butthole.

00:26:26.300 This is sad.

00:26:27.800 Yeah, this happened.

00:26:28.320 Oh, no.

00:26:29.600 Yeah.

00:26:29.900 Quick thinking, man, saves family's life by giving gunmen a blowjob.

00:26:34.540 I didn't see you had it in her.

00:26:36.560 Elizabeth's husband's Cole only had one thing to say about the ordeal.

00:26:39.780 Go ahead, Cole.

00:26:40.380 What'd you have to say?

00:26:40.940 Yeah, I said this to CBS News.

00:26:43.540 They contacted me.

00:26:44.220 And I said, she's never gave me a head like that, but we'll talk about it later for now.

00:26:48.720 So if you read her statement, she said, he was armed and dangerous, but so is my mouth,

00:26:53.600 which I had no idea she was packing that kind of heat.

00:26:59.680 Honestly, honestly, bit aside.

00:27:01.880 What would you do if this happened?

00:27:04.180 And she just gave like unbelievable head.

00:27:06.620 Divorce.

00:27:06.980 To me, it's like that he kind of, the dad there kind of got it.

00:27:12.140 He was like, she like saved our kids' lives.

00:27:15.260 But at the same time, it's like, where's this been?

00:27:19.000 Well, it's also like, you don't just develop that.

00:27:21.360 It's not just like, oh, I have it innately in me.

00:27:23.180 And now, since I need to save my children's lives, I get the best blowy of the world.

00:27:26.920 You might.

00:27:27.340 I don't know.

00:27:27.760 Like the adrenaline starts going.

00:27:29.320 Maybe you're actually good in the head.

00:27:29.820 It's like the equivalent of like when women can lift a car.

00:27:32.660 It's like.

00:27:32.880 Yes.

00:27:33.260 It's like.

00:27:35.300 Yeah.

00:27:35.720 It's like the adrenaline allows you to do like things that you thought were not humanly possible.

00:27:40.540 My child's in danger.

00:27:42.820 Gag reflex deactivate.

00:27:44.820 The mythical only has to say.

00:27:45.960 Shields are down.

00:27:46.660 There was a there was a point at which like when I was like looking at porn a long time

00:27:52.260 ago and like the girls were like yesterday to do is the other day.

00:27:56.480 The thing was like the girl would.

00:27:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:59.100 The Albert Pujols situation.

00:28:00.320 She would like make herself gag and then spit like crazy.

00:28:03.640 And cry.

00:28:04.500 And I'm like, yeah, like like cry.

00:28:06.480 And I'm like, this must be some type of like category because but I don't like it.

00:28:10.480 And I don't think it's gross.

00:28:11.700 It happens.

00:28:12.180 Yeah.

00:28:12.280 I don't like it either.

00:28:13.040 It's.

00:28:13.140 It's like it's like degradation porn or something.

00:28:25.460 I like that you guys you guys wandered into my my porn selection on accident.

00:28:30.400 Click.

00:28:30.680 Click.

00:28:30.940 Click.

00:28:32.020 We wouldn't be forced like from dog dishes and shit.

00:28:35.160 No, no.

00:28:35.620 I don't want them degraded.

00:28:36.540 I just like I just like a chick that's like down to fucking tear up because she's going

00:28:40.080 so hard.

00:28:40.600 No, I think that's pretty.

00:28:41.460 I think that's pretty awesome.

00:28:42.160 She's choosing.

00:28:43.140 She's literally choosing over air like basically a down bitch.

00:28:47.080 Exactly.

00:28:47.460 The chick that chooses the dick over the air.

00:28:48.980 She's awesome.

00:28:49.540 If she's in pain, if she's not enjoying it, then I have no interest in that.

00:28:52.520 I'm not.

00:28:53.060 I just want.

00:28:54.020 I just want to like a savage not not to degrade them.

00:28:57.920 You want to enjoy the porn.

00:28:59.000 The porn has to have like emotion to it, man.

00:29:00.780 Like it has to be like loving.

00:29:04.460 What?

00:29:04.980 You know what I mean?

00:29:05.900 I was hoping you guys would hold the silence with me.

00:29:09.980 I'm not joking.

00:29:10.880 I held it.

00:29:12.740 Yeah.

00:29:13.760 It's weird, Toad.

00:29:14.740 You're in this weird position right now in my brain.

00:29:17.220 I've made it so that like you're something that you're clearly not.

00:29:22.080 So whenever now you're throwing the stinkers and I'm just like I'm almost baffled.

00:29:25.880 Like I expect a little bit more of you.

00:29:27.980 What?

00:29:28.720 Does anyone else feel this way?

00:29:30.180 Except the game up, Toad.

00:29:31.200 No, my bar is still super low.

00:29:33.740 Yeah, it's still the same.

00:29:34.480 It's been so low.

00:29:35.520 I don't know why your expectations got raised.

00:29:37.260 That's wild.

00:29:38.260 You literally saw like a career 150 hitter hit like three out of six in a game and you

00:29:44.840 were like, this guy's all-star now.

00:29:47.220 That's my guy.

00:29:48.980 And then he went right back to the Mendoza line.

00:29:51.240 I'm losing a lot of money tonight.

00:29:52.680 I'm fucked right now.

00:29:53.220 Oh, yeah.

00:29:53.640 That's right.

00:29:54.240 Could you explain real quick?

00:29:55.320 Oh, I don't want to hear about your gambling.

00:29:57.260 But could you explain real quick?

00:29:57.960 I want to hear from Cole.

00:29:58.900 I want to hear from Cole, not Toad.

00:30:00.420 Well, I do want to hear from Toad on just this.

00:30:02.640 Why do you want there to be love in the porn?

00:30:04.540 And what makes you think that there's love in the porn?

00:30:06.860 This guy says, my porn history looks like Josie and Courtney Nill.

00:30:10.680 Jesus Christ.

00:30:11.440 I get it.

00:30:12.000 Jesus.

00:30:12.520 I totally understand.

00:30:14.600 It's actually them.

00:30:15.900 It was actually them, too.

00:30:17.280 It was just like.

00:30:18.300 That's how they sell beer.

00:30:19.520 Anyway, to answer the question.

00:30:21.900 Because I need to feel something.

00:30:24.580 Don't we all, buddy?

00:30:25.340 What do you need to feel, buddy?

00:30:27.960 Love?

00:30:29.220 Yeah, I thought so.

00:30:30.660 Don't we all.

00:30:31.180 Cry me a river about that.

00:30:33.180 I don't know why I was.

00:30:36.220 I can't just watch some bitch getting railed out.

00:30:39.400 That's not hot.

00:30:40.260 I don't really like that either.

00:30:41.380 Was that ever something for you that you wanted to watch?

00:30:43.400 Hmm?

00:30:44.040 Was that ever your thing?

00:30:46.000 No.

00:30:46.820 No.

00:30:47.100 He's wanted to be caressed from Jump Street, for sure.

00:30:50.000 Are you into loving porn?

00:30:52.000 Like that weird stuff?

00:30:52.920 Like the shit that girls, like they made for girls, thinking they liked porn or something?

00:30:57.340 You know?

00:30:57.560 Fuck.

00:30:58.040 Am I gay?

00:30:59.140 Like the.

00:31:04.020 If we could just clip that right there.

00:31:06.640 He goes, am I gay?

00:31:07.680 And then fucking hit the music perfect.

00:31:11.240 Tyler.

00:31:12.980 Whatever we're paying him.

00:31:14.100 Dude, if you.

00:31:15.380 It might be actually gay if you watch the porn for women.

00:31:18.680 Like the ones where it's like, it's like.

00:31:20.560 You know what I mean, right?

00:31:21.540 Yeah.

00:31:21.960 Yeah.

00:31:22.240 Yeah.

00:31:22.480 Like the.

00:31:22.860 The ones where it's like very sensual and loving and slow and like.

00:31:26.780 You know what I mean?

00:31:27.220 Like.

00:31:27.580 It's like kissing for like 30 minutes.

00:31:29.880 Yeah.

00:31:30.020 They'll have sex.

00:31:30.780 And you'll see it.

00:31:31.480 But it'll be like all slow.

00:31:32.440 No, no, no.

00:31:32.460 But I'm saying for 30 minutes though, it is just kissing.

00:31:34.420 Like they just make out.

00:31:35.540 And like cuddle a little bit.

00:31:36.960 It makes sense.

00:31:37.800 Like your fetish with breastfeeding makes a lot more sense.

00:31:40.940 Like you.

00:31:41.500 It's about the.

00:31:42.820 It's about love.

00:31:44.060 Yeah.

00:31:44.300 It's about love.

00:31:44.860 It's about being.

00:31:46.540 Motherly love.

00:31:47.260 You want to be nourished.

00:31:48.800 You want to be nourished.

00:31:49.320 We're more about the animalistic release.

00:31:50.820 Physically and spiritually.

00:31:51.480 Yeah.

00:31:51.680 Yeah.

00:31:51.860 I need to be nurtured.

00:31:53.000 Yeah.

00:31:53.400 No.

00:31:53.880 Nourished.

00:31:54.560 You fucking.

00:31:54.940 Oh.

00:31:55.340 Debt bastard.

00:31:56.460 Are you into like.

00:31:57.500 Would you be into like eating during sex?

00:31:59.560 Like is that something that you've ever thought about?

00:32:01.700 From the boob?

00:32:02.220 Not into it.

00:32:03.460 Yeah.

00:32:03.620 Just from the boob.

00:32:04.360 Yeah.

00:32:04.540 That's literally all he thinks about is eating during sex.

00:32:07.020 And now he doesn't want to.

00:32:08.520 He's just drinking.

00:32:10.360 I thought you were talking about like George Costanz like whipping out a pastrami sandwich in bed or something.

00:32:14.440 Like would you like to drink Gatorade while you had sex?

00:32:16.480 Or does it specifically have to be breast milk?

00:32:20.300 Gotta keep the electrolytes up.

00:32:22.340 Exactly.

00:32:23.100 He watches the part you're supposed to fast forward through.

00:32:25.100 Yes.

00:32:25.400 Exactly.

00:32:26.080 I would go as far as something that's like.

00:32:29.620 Real quick.

00:32:30.140 Real quick.

00:32:30.600 I want to say it's worse though.

00:32:31.980 With the girl porn though.

00:32:32.660 It's worse because they have that like 30 minutes of like the slow sensual kissing.

00:32:36.380 But then they do have sex.

00:32:37.700 But it's still very sensual.

00:32:40.020 Slow.

00:32:40.600 Like.

00:32:40.860 Oh.

00:32:41.080 I shut it off.

00:32:41.460 All the angles.

00:32:42.400 It's like.

00:32:42.660 It's all I watch.

00:32:43.360 Yeah.

00:32:44.200 What?

00:32:44.440 Yeah.

00:32:45.000 I just.

00:32:45.580 I just watched the lead up and then I shut it off.

00:32:47.680 You just watched the lead up?

00:32:49.180 The blow job's part of the lead up right?

00:32:50.820 I'll ask longer than that.

00:32:52.080 No there's no blow job.

00:32:53.060 It's two chicks.

00:32:55.120 That's not what we're talking about dude.

00:32:56.560 I think he's got a complete different thing.

00:32:58.400 He doesn't know.

00:32:58.740 What the fuck?

00:32:59.280 Alright.

00:32:59.440 Next question.

00:33:00.020 He actually thinks four women porn is lesbian porn.

00:33:02.840 Is that?

00:33:03.060 I think that's what he's going to move my mind.

00:33:04.200 Yeah.

00:33:04.300 You just did not even see what you were saying.

00:33:05.340 But you watch porn with two pussies?

00:33:06.420 This is.

00:33:07.300 This is.

00:33:07.660 Yeah.

00:33:08.100 He literally thought we were talking about lesbian porn this whole time.

00:33:10.220 Do you think lesbians watch lesbian porn?

00:33:12.580 No.

00:33:12.900 No.

00:33:13.080 They don't.

00:33:13.920 They watch dudes just go at each other.

00:33:16.140 What?

00:33:17.160 Dudes in the gay porn.

00:33:19.140 That's what they're into?

00:33:20.880 Yeah.

00:33:21.360 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:33:22.840 Yeah.

00:33:23.080 That makes sense.

00:33:23.820 I bet lesbians love the Tate brothers.

00:33:26.720 Anyways.

00:33:27.020 Go ahead.

00:33:28.540 I can ask the ones in my gym.

00:33:30.500 You should ask them.

00:33:31.480 I probably should.

00:33:32.760 I think they're actually.

00:33:34.660 I think one of them is like.

00:33:35.840 I think it's a infidelity relationship as well.

00:33:38.900 What does that mean?

00:33:40.260 Like I saw one of the lesbians.

00:33:41.820 I saw.

00:33:43.280 Or a man?

00:33:44.180 Yeah.

00:33:44.580 Because I saw one of the lesbians at a restaurant with a dude.

00:33:49.440 Dude.

00:33:50.160 You got a wife.

00:33:51.580 I think that gives you free admission, dude.

00:33:54.500 I think that one's easy for you.

00:33:56.260 Yeah.

00:33:56.980 That's a payback one.

00:33:58.020 Oh, that's disgusting.

00:33:58.740 You got to get Liz to seal that deal.

00:34:01.680 But I'm pretty sure it's pretty easy.

00:34:05.020 When in Rome.

00:34:08.020 He's like the bad angel on your shoulder.

00:34:11.080 I'm going to be the other guy and say, hold on to it.

00:34:12.720 You're going to ruin your marriage and lose your kid.

00:34:14.580 Next question.

00:34:15.320 Charles says, do you think Jews knew that Boca Raton means rat's mouth when they all decided

00:34:21.220 that was the place to retire?

00:34:23.780 I didn't know that.

00:34:25.100 That's a solid joke.

00:34:26.820 It's pretty good.

00:34:27.480 I mean, I think it needs to be sharpened up a little bit.

00:34:29.480 It really is a mouth rat.

00:34:30.000 That's like the literal translation.

00:34:31.860 Wow.

00:34:31.960 I did not know that.

00:34:32.860 It makes...

00:34:33.260 Yeah, that is what it means.

00:34:34.380 Now that I'm thinking about it.

00:34:34.900 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:34:34.940 They're literally going to the rat's mouth.

00:34:36.680 The mouth of the rat.

00:34:37.900 Yeah.

00:34:38.580 Wow.

00:34:39.420 Wow.

00:34:40.820 But does that mean, because they're Jews, does that mean they're going into their own

00:34:43.680 mouths?

00:34:44.840 Yeah.

00:34:45.000 Well, the mouth of something would be like the belly of the...

00:34:48.480 So that would be like the...

00:34:49.920 You would think they would call it like the rat's nest, you know?

00:34:53.480 Oh, girl.

00:34:53.740 No, yeah.

00:34:55.060 This is great because Hitler lived in the eagle's nest.

00:34:58.880 And so he's the eagle, the Aryan race, the master, the eagle, above all.

00:35:03.140 And they're in the rat's nest, you know?

00:35:04.980 Yeah.

00:35:05.420 That makes sense now.

00:35:06.420 So you see...

00:35:07.400 I see where you're going with it.

00:35:08.360 Just a reminder to kill this stream off of Andy.

00:35:12.600 He did.

00:35:13.260 I can sense it going real bad soon.

00:35:15.680 So the eagle is this regal, beautiful creature, you know?

00:35:18.780 And then you see these rats, this disgusting...

00:35:21.300 I mean, they're smart.

00:35:22.040 They're very, very smart.

00:35:23.180 Like, very ingenious.

00:35:24.740 They'll find ways around things.

00:35:25.740 Yeah, they steal pizza and shit.

00:35:27.060 They survive, no matter what.

00:35:28.060 But they're just pests.

00:35:30.120 They just fuck shit up, you know?

00:35:31.380 That would be nido raton.

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.280 I will say you can get one of them by themselves and train them, and they're pretty cool.

00:35:37.680 But the problem is when they come in packs or off in their wild...

00:35:41.080 Well, that's why the rat is the perfect, you know, animal to represent the Jew, because

00:35:44.660 they're unkillable pets.

00:35:45.720 That's what he totally was alluding to without directly saying it, Toad, but thanks for doing

00:35:48.860 that.

00:35:49.760 Oh.

00:35:50.900 He has to make it literal.

00:35:51.760 Does that Jose seem like a pet rat kind of guy?

00:35:54.560 I had a rat.

00:35:55.540 I've had a rat.

00:35:56.100 Exactly.

00:35:56.740 I knew it.

00:35:57.020 Yeah.

00:35:57.700 It was cool.

00:35:58.720 It was cool.

00:35:59.100 I knew he would...

00:35:59.780 He is a pet rat kind of guy.

00:36:01.640 It was from my kids wanted.

00:36:02.780 We got it, yeah, so...

00:36:03.920 Oh, no.

00:36:04.240 I assumed you had one when you were in high school.

00:36:05.760 No, I didn't have one before the kids, no.

00:36:07.920 Oh, that's honestly surprising.

00:36:09.700 That is kind of surprising.

00:36:10.860 Honestly, I feel like...

00:36:12.000 My wife's more of an animal person than I am.

00:36:14.080 If I was single, I'd probably have maybe a dog.

00:36:16.660 Bro, you breed hairless cats.

00:36:18.160 You breed cats.

00:36:20.280 It's my wife's thing, dude.

00:36:21.700 I don't even...

00:36:22.240 I barely even do it.

00:36:24.720 It's just if I was by myself, it's not like I'd have a horde of cats.

00:36:28.440 I'd probably have a dog.

00:36:29.700 You'd probably have a snake.

00:36:30.680 No, I don't like snakes.

00:36:32.220 I mean, I'm not grossed out by them, but I don't really care about them.

00:36:36.120 Rats are cool because they actually are pretty goddamn smart.

00:36:38.600 You can try and do cool shit.

00:36:39.720 This is a shirt that I had on top of the box for a little while.

00:36:41.840 They literally took it out of the banking.

00:36:43.280 Brooklyn rats.

00:36:44.740 Yeah, that's the Brooklyn rats.

00:36:46.140 You know, the Brooklyn Nets.

00:36:48.800 Sold well for the time that it was up there.

00:36:50.620 I guess people seem to agree.

00:36:52.440 Dude, I want somebody to wear that to a Nets game.

00:36:55.280 Dude, I mean, yeah.

00:36:56.540 To the Barclay Center.

00:36:57.880 The Juill and Barclay Center.

00:36:58.900 It's funny to think that, like, how.

00:37:01.740 So the analogy that you made of the Aryan race being the eagle and the Jews being the rat.

00:37:06.520 Everyone will see that.

00:37:07.860 They would actually get mad because they'd be like, yeah, it's kind of true.

00:37:10.980 Like, it's exactly true.

00:37:12.480 But the rats tell you that they're the chosen people.

00:37:15.740 Imagine that, right?

00:37:17.080 How upside down is this whole shit?

00:37:18.920 What do eagles do to rats?

00:37:20.920 They fucking kill them and eat them.

00:37:22.380 Think about this for a second.

00:37:23.220 Yeah, they swoop down and eat them, man.

00:37:24.800 And the Nazis made soap out of Jews, dude.

00:37:26.640 Dude, that's why the rats hide in the tunnels, so the eagles can't get them.

00:37:30.600 Let me say this.

00:37:31.360 Let me say this.

00:37:33.220 The whole idea, Clint, Clint, listen.

00:37:35.960 The whole idea of what a Jew is.

00:37:38.420 What a Jew is.

00:37:39.900 Clint's like looking at the Daily Wire call on his phone.

00:37:43.100 Yeah.

00:37:43.480 They never call him.

00:37:45.360 I just don't think they should get foreign aid.

00:37:47.160 That's all I think.

00:37:48.240 That's it.

00:37:52.020 That's honestly my opinion.

00:37:55.400 I don't really care what they do.

00:37:56.680 I have no deeper thoughts than that.

00:37:58.700 I think there's good people on both sides.

00:37:59.940 Let them have their genocide.

00:38:00.860 I just really don't want to pay them.

00:38:02.520 Listen, here's the thing about the Jews.

00:38:04.940 Jews, Jews, Jews, hates the Jews.

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00:38:19.560 Hashtag make a play.

00:38:22.200 Thank you, Elijah.

00:38:23.760 I don't hate the Jews, but this is what they say.

00:38:25.860 Okay, so a Jew is like God's creation of man from the line of Jesus to the line of David to Noah all the way to Adam, the original man.

00:38:39.280 That's where the Jew says that they get their...

00:38:42.600 The music is fucked up.

00:38:45.440 That's where the Jew says that they get their lineage.

00:38:47.660 That's a lie.

00:38:48.300 The OJ, the original Jew.

00:38:49.400 That is a lie.

00:38:49.980 What?

00:38:50.260 Let me ask you.

00:38:51.640 If you believe in a God, I know Jose doesn't, I know Clint, I'm not really sure.

00:38:56.500 If you believe in a God and God created a human being, the first thing, would it look more like an Aryan?

00:39:05.340 Like a tall, blonde, white dude, good looking, cheeks like this, or would it look like Rabbi Shmuley?

00:39:14.380 Like really just ask yourself that question.

00:39:16.260 Or were they corrupted by the worm?

00:39:18.400 Were they corrupted by the worm?

00:39:19.860 The artistic renditions of Adam depict him as the opposite of Rabbi Shmuley.

00:39:27.520 Another theory, the Jews were corrupted by the worm.

00:39:30.420 Have you gone down the worm pill, rabbit hole?

00:39:32.740 No, what's the worm?

00:39:33.460 Like parasites?

00:39:34.500 Yeah, parasites.

00:39:35.200 You're spreading around their butthole.

00:39:36.300 It's all about gay shit.

00:39:37.740 He told us about this.

00:39:38.680 It's also Jew stuff.

00:39:39.480 Oh, yeah.

00:39:39.720 Remember he said come eating worms and gay men's buttholes?

00:39:42.860 No, no.

00:39:43.680 Top literally said eating ass gave people parasites.

00:39:46.700 Yep.

00:39:47.560 You're just passing the worm around, baby.

00:39:50.240 Ball de Peor.

00:39:51.560 It's in the Bible.

00:39:52.540 They were eating ass and they were like, you should not ever do that.

00:39:55.640 I think it's in Deuteronomy or something.

00:39:57.940 And when you look up the practices of Ball de Peor, it was just eating ass.

00:40:00.720 That's what they were doing to each other.

00:40:01.800 Yeah.

00:40:02.300 It's really easy to like cut the asshole, like anal fissures.

00:40:06.620 Dude, hold up.

00:40:07.080 You really get like infected.

00:40:08.680 All right.

00:40:08.900 Let's pull up this.

00:40:09.640 I'm going to pull up this article.

00:40:10.580 I know we should do more mailbag.

00:40:13.620 We should do more funny shit.

00:40:14.860 Yes.

00:40:15.100 What the fuck does Toad know about asshole fissures?

00:40:16.880 What do you know about that?

00:40:17.200 Can we talk about how wild it is that today's show of eating assholes is the norm?

00:40:21.540 Okay.

00:40:21.960 Okay.

00:40:22.260 Here we go.

00:40:22.700 And for some reason, this person says, and for some reason, no one talks anymore about

00:40:28.280 the reason Africans get HIV from sex.

00:40:31.020 There's no delicate way to put this.

00:40:32.440 First off, did anybody see the Republican today with RFK?

00:40:36.140 And he was like, listen, we're going to talk about Homeland and all this shit.

00:40:39.780 We're going to talk about health and human services later.

00:40:41.800 What are we going to do for the people in Africa with AIDS?

00:40:44.380 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:40:45.380 Whatever.

00:40:46.260 That's the homo land.

00:40:47.860 Yeah.

00:40:48.140 So he says, there's no delicate way to put this.

00:40:49.840 They use sand and grit to dry things out and increase friction, which leads to tears

00:40:55.460 and fissures.

00:40:56.300 And that's why HIV is so prevalent in the African communities.

00:40:59.620 And I cannot for the life of me figure out why are they trying to increase friction and

00:41:04.820 dry things out for any kind of sex.

00:41:08.120 But I don't understand what they're saying.

00:41:10.540 They're just shoving sand in their asshole.

00:41:12.080 Is that what they're saying?

00:41:12.700 But it makes no sense because for sex, you need to be lubed up, man.

00:41:16.220 You don't know anything about sex.

00:41:17.420 Please stop talking.

00:41:17.940 You get AIDS, like gay people will get it more readily because they're doing anal sex

00:41:23.460 and your anus is more likely to bleed than the hole that God gave you to have sex in.

00:41:28.860 I just said that.

00:41:29.560 Yeah, correct.

00:41:30.400 God gave you both holes.

00:41:31.920 But anyways, go ahead.

00:41:32.540 Yeah, but not to have sex in.

00:41:33.720 It's pretty clear about that.

00:41:34.980 The bottle is mortal.

00:41:35.980 Yeah.

00:41:36.440 It's an exit only.

00:41:37.860 Well, this sounds like someone who's never done it.

00:41:39.980 It definitely feels like God made it for that.

00:41:43.660 It actually really doesn't.

00:41:45.160 I'll be honest.

00:41:45.780 It does not.

00:41:46.320 It doesn't feel great.

00:41:46.900 Then your wife's asshole fucking screwed up.

00:41:49.120 I don't know.

00:41:49.840 I can't even think about it.

00:41:51.260 It feels like someone's doing this to your dick because it's just like a tight little

00:41:55.160 ring around it.

00:41:55.820 That's all it feels like.

00:41:56.420 It feels like a weird handy.

00:41:57.680 Like once it's out of the sphincter, like the anus itself is the only pressure.

00:42:01.780 Yeah.

00:42:02.180 It's really it.

00:42:03.600 It's literally like a weird handy.

00:42:05.860 Have you ever seen the girls get a handjob like this?

00:42:07.900 Is it gay to get a handjob from a girl that just gives it to you like the ring?

00:42:11.120 What if you do your.

00:42:11.800 That's how you do it.

00:42:12.640 You're like little.

00:42:13.420 You don't know what I do.

00:42:14.220 It's gay because it's like she's mimicking a butthole with her fingers.

00:42:16.760 Yeah, it's gay.

00:42:17.060 Exactly.

00:42:17.620 So is anal sex like fucking a water bottle?

00:42:23.240 What?

00:42:23.560 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:42:26.760 Think about it.

00:42:27.380 Think about it.

00:42:28.220 Think about it.

00:42:28.800 It's like tight opening, really tight, and then it spreads out inside.

00:42:31.900 So you don't feel anything on the inside.

00:42:33.460 You just feel the opening.

00:42:34.080 I'd say it's very different than putting your dick in a water bottle.

00:42:37.840 But, you know, it's kind of like it.

00:42:39.060 You're talking about like a typical like bottled water where it's like this tiny.

00:42:42.940 Like your dick is not getting in there.

00:42:44.180 If your dick's getting in there, we're having an issue.

00:42:45.740 Let's say your dick gets in there.

00:42:46.940 My dick's not going to fit in there.

00:42:49.420 But I'm saying it's only tight at the opening.

00:42:52.960 And then after that, it's just.

00:42:54.460 Yeah, it's basically.

00:42:54.900 That's basically the deal.

00:42:55.780 Yeah.

00:42:56.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:42:57.060 Yeah, I know.

00:42:58.140 That's not what a bottle.

00:42:59.680 And it's the shape of the water bottle.

00:43:01.380 Yes, that's what I'm saying.

00:43:02.240 It's the shape of the water bottle.

00:43:02.940 Okay, yeah, sure.

00:43:03.660 He's looking up anal sex right now, and he just left.

00:43:05.940 Oh, that was weird.

00:43:07.620 Okay.

00:43:08.360 Yeah, no, it is weird.

00:43:09.360 What you were saying, that can result in the, what is it called again?

00:43:13.500 When the entire like asshole gets pulled out, basically.

00:43:17.480 Pink sock.

00:43:18.780 Yeah, the pink sock.

00:43:19.760 But there's like a more technical name for it than that.

00:43:21.960 Who cares if it's a technical term?

00:43:23.160 Yeah.

00:43:24.000 Cole, you have a fucking water bottle?

00:43:25.580 I've done the whole like the thing of like where you cut the bottom off a water bottle,

00:43:29.220 and then, um, and then you stuff sponges.

00:43:34.020 No.

00:43:34.680 You did that?

00:43:36.160 You made a homemade.

00:43:37.600 You were that desperate.

00:43:39.220 One time, I mean, I've been, yeah.

00:43:40.980 What was this when you were a kid?

00:43:42.180 Cut yourself somehow.

00:43:43.160 A kid, it's like, no, like a teenager.

00:43:47.360 Okay, well, that's what I meant.

00:43:48.160 Like a kid.

00:43:48.760 Yes, we're adults now.

00:43:49.720 I see 16-year-old me as a kid.

00:43:51.400 Did you ever get a diver to Fleshlight?

00:43:52.480 You sick of that?

00:43:53.020 Yeah, you did.

00:43:53.300 Yeah, you did.

00:43:56.220 You ever been that down bad?

00:43:57.980 No.

00:43:58.820 No.

00:43:59.540 Well, I have been that down bad, but not like.

00:44:02.460 I'm always down bad.

00:44:03.360 When I was like little, little, like probably like eight, I tried to fuck the pillow.

00:44:06.360 You know, like shit like that.

00:44:07.360 Yeah, like Jose was pretty down bad and he looked at like the steps and he's like, that's

00:44:10.720 a hole to do.

00:44:11.680 That's a hole to do.

00:44:13.820 Clint was like, I'll just, like, I'm too tired.

00:44:16.340 I'm just going to go to sleep.

00:44:17.160 Cut the bottom of the water bottle off, fill the water bottle with beans, and then fuck

00:44:21.420 the beans.

00:44:21.820 Fuck the beans.

00:44:22.300 Yeah.

00:44:22.540 And then sell the bottle.

00:44:24.140 That's wild, dude.

00:44:25.100 You could just go pussy, dude.

00:44:26.140 You're just about there making pussy.

00:44:26.920 No, I can't have gotten pussy.

00:44:28.460 That's not bad.

00:44:29.020 We got Harry Balls says, if you had to generate porn on the new Chinese AI for the purpose of

00:44:39.340 self-destructing the AI, what would you create?

00:44:42.880 The Tiananmen Square guy fucking the tank.

00:44:47.120 Is he getting fucked by the tank?

00:44:49.560 He did get fucked by the tank.

00:44:50.660 Or it just becomes a big gay orgy.

00:44:52.600 That's all it is, yeah.

00:44:54.160 Because one, it won't allow you to ask anything about that.

00:44:57.220 And so if you try to, like, create it, it would just, like, you'd be, like, one, it's,

00:45:02.260 like, porn, and then also it's, like, Tiananmen Square, and it would, like, really fuck with

00:45:05.500 it.

00:45:06.180 Yeah, you, like, cage a man.

00:45:07.780 You, like, start, be, like, make a gay orgy, and then you go make it, add this, and then

00:45:11.220 next thing you're, like, put it in Tiananmen Square, and they're, like, fuck.

00:45:14.220 I would have a crate in the Holocaust.

00:45:15.780 Add, like, a dude with, like, a grocery bag, and he's coming in, he's so excited to be at

00:45:18.800 the gay orgy, and now there's a big tank there, and the big tank is wanting to fuck

00:45:22.700 up the guy with the...

00:45:23.560 And then in the command line, you have to say, and if you don't make this, Xi Jinping

00:45:27.920 will die.

00:45:29.100 Yeah.

00:45:29.380 Yeah, yeah, something like that.

00:45:30.720 Oh.

00:45:31.580 You could do it.

00:45:32.420 Chinese guys sweating at the computer, like...

00:45:34.180 Xi Jinping is getting fucked, but he's Winnie the Pooh.

00:45:38.480 It just won't even, like...

00:45:40.080 Yeah.

00:45:41.060 I don't think Winnie the...

00:45:41.780 Has anybody tried Winnie the Pooh on that one?

00:45:43.580 Yeah, Winnie the Pooh fucking the tank in Tiananmen Square.

00:45:45.780 It would self-destruct, for sure.

00:45:47.600 Well, just...

00:45:48.340 And legitimately, has anybody tried, like...

00:45:49.900 Because I saw the thing about people trying to ask about, like, the Tiananmen Square.

00:45:53.000 Has anyone tried anything?

00:45:54.120 I haven't tried dicking with that at all.

00:45:55.820 No, I just see videos of people, like, doing the Tiananmen Square one, and it literally just,

00:45:59.320 like, it starts to do it, and then it, like, comes back and edits itself and says, I can't

00:46:03.840 talk about that, or something like that.

00:46:05.260 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

00:46:06.280 I haven't seen about...

00:46:06.300 Winnie the Pooh might be another one that it can do.

00:46:07.960 I put a transcript on an episode I did recently about, uh...

00:46:11.200 Fucking...

00:46:11.600 We were talking about Trump's executive order.

00:46:13.060 It was all Q shit, QAnon stuff.

00:46:14.860 And it was like, I can't talk about that.

00:46:16.100 I was like, why not?

00:46:16.700 You're China.

00:46:17.220 Like, why the fuck...

00:46:18.320 Why do you care?

00:46:19.380 Apparently he cares.

00:46:20.140 How about a dude fucking a bat in a wet market to create China?

00:46:23.300 China is asshole.

00:46:24.440 Taiwan is plumb.

00:46:28.340 Guys, it's Laney time.

00:46:30.680 It's Laney time?

00:46:31.620 Wait, I wanted to talk about politics for a second.

00:46:33.820 Oh, no.

00:46:35.400 Share this real quick.

00:46:36.860 For example, you know, in order to engage in falconry, to have a license...

00:46:42.140 I'm the one.

00:46:42.720 You have to agree...

00:46:44.700 One viewer.

00:46:45.600 That's going on right now, competing with us.

00:46:47.880 That was really neat.

00:46:49.160 What are they talking about?

00:46:51.420 Falconry?

00:46:52.080 Yo, so I just flashed over to YouTube to check my comments real quick, and then I saw that

00:46:56.940 on the screen, and I was like, let's see how many are watching.

00:47:00.140 And I clicked, and I was like, oh, it goes from zero to one.

00:47:03.840 Dude, the worst is when it's like somebody you used to watch, and you're like, whoa.

00:47:07.880 Dude, I get more viewers on Better Off Dead at like 2 a.m.

00:47:11.260 Is it Fight for Liberty?

00:47:12.900 Is that what we're talking?

00:47:13.460 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:13.900 Okay, guys, here's what we're going to do, guys.

00:47:16.820 Do you want to do a raid?

00:47:18.120 Raid.

00:47:18.620 Yeah, but we can't do a raid on Rumble.

00:47:20.540 I'm going to put it in Rumble here.

00:47:22.100 Guys, go to the chat.

00:47:23.480 Call them a bunch of niggers.

00:47:24.580 I put it in.

00:47:26.680 Run an in-tower on him, right?

00:47:28.100 Scare the woman off.

00:47:29.520 Tell them a nigger faggot.

00:47:32.740 Nigger faggot kike, you know, whatever.

00:47:34.820 Just abuse them.

00:47:35.760 Tell them that their fucking channel sucks.

00:47:37.580 Who's this kike?

00:47:38.380 Who's this kike?

00:47:40.300 David kike?

00:47:41.260 What?

00:47:41.760 Give them a thumbs up, though.

00:47:43.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:45.420 Yeah, you're fun with them.

00:47:46.520 That is the...

00:47:48.340 Two people watching.

00:47:49.480 We're moving.

00:47:50.260 It's an algo boost.

00:47:51.280 We're moving culture, baby.

00:47:53.520 Let's see.

00:47:54.040 What are we going to type here?

00:47:55.040 N-I.

00:47:55.560 Very good, guys.

00:47:56.600 Yeah, thank you, man.

00:47:57.940 It sounds like looking like...

00:47:59.720 Because we're talking...

00:48:00.400 They're getting it done?

00:48:01.260 They're actually doing it?

00:48:01.960 They're getting it done, dog.

00:48:02.800 These guys are...

00:48:04.180 N-I-G-G-E-R...

00:48:05.940 Nigger, no.

00:48:08.540 You fucked it up.

00:48:09.180 No, do it again.

00:48:10.160 We've got to do it again, guys.

00:48:11.440 Get it right nice.

00:48:14.880 Look at this.

00:48:15.500 Look at him.

00:48:16.020 He's looking this way.

00:48:17.500 He's like, what the fuck?

00:48:19.160 All right, guys.

00:48:19.680 This is what we're doing for the episode.

00:48:21.620 Yeah, we'll try it again.

00:48:24.300 Get more creative with it.

00:48:25.780 N-I-G-G-G-G-Ju.

00:48:30.820 How many people?

00:48:32.140 He's got 15 people watching now.

00:48:33.960 He's probably like, what the fuck?

00:48:35.080 I'm so fucking confused.

00:48:37.580 He's like, you should make us later, motherfucker.

00:48:41.660 He's probably banning people as fast as possible.

00:48:45.300 Do you remember when fucking Reed was like,

00:48:48.000 like, hanging out with this guy?

00:48:49.640 Do you remember Reed?

00:48:50.420 Do you remember when Reed was?

00:48:52.220 Dude, David Fried laughed at my racist jokes

00:48:55.160 at Porkfest, man.

00:48:56.720 Wow.

00:48:57.280 What an achievement.

00:48:58.420 Off-the-cuff reaction, man.

00:49:00.440 22.

00:49:03.300 We threw 21 up in that bitch.

00:49:05.380 Guys, make him so fucking confused.

00:49:07.340 All of you like the fuck out of it.

00:49:09.020 All of you go over there, please.

00:49:11.140 I would have had like 70 and be like, what the fuck?

00:49:14.000 They're all just saying, nigger, kike, nigger.

00:49:16.580 Who is this Emerald Disciple person?

00:49:19.000 DM me.

00:49:19.900 Who are you?

00:49:24.200 Okay.

00:49:25.000 All right.

00:49:25.380 All right.

00:49:25.640 All right.

00:49:25.860 I think since we have the power here,

00:49:27.300 we have like 25 people in there.

00:49:28.820 I think just like all at the same time, pull it.

00:49:32.720 Pull it to zero.

00:49:33.380 I think that'd be really cool.

00:49:34.860 I was going to be really cool.

00:49:35.820 Can you wait for our call, guys?

00:49:37.360 Put it on the screen, though.

00:49:38.280 I want to watch it go to zero.

00:49:38.820 Put it on the screen.

00:49:39.440 Okay.

00:49:39.780 Suck all the energy out of me.

00:49:41.280 All right.

00:49:41.440 Here we go, guys.

00:49:41.980 Here we go.

00:49:42.340 Not yet.

00:49:43.400 Rectal prolapse is what I was trying to think of.

00:49:45.220 We're going to rectal prolapse.

00:49:46.380 We need to get it over 30 to make it more bewildering.

00:49:48.880 Three.

00:49:49.300 Three.

00:49:49.860 Two.

00:49:50.200 Two.

00:49:50.880 One.

00:49:51.560 Pull the plug.

00:49:52.100 Everybody leave.

00:49:52.580 Pull.

00:49:53.260 Go.

00:49:53.740 Go.

00:49:54.060 Go.

00:49:54.220 Everybody leave.

00:49:54.720 Everybody leave.

00:49:55.400 It's like skeet shooting.

00:49:57.100 No one like it.

00:49:57.980 No, I'm just kidding.

00:49:58.660 Did you say skeet shooting?

00:50:00.020 Zero to 25 to N towers to zero.

00:50:02.900 Yeah.

00:50:03.720 I'd be like, what the fuck happened here?

00:50:07.440 Dude, imagine him saying, because he's going to see the analytics afterwards on the show.

00:50:11.620 He's going to be like.

00:50:12.380 Just a spike right in the center.

00:50:14.300 Just right at 10 o'clock.

00:50:15.760 What the fuck?

00:50:17.500 Oh, my God.

00:50:18.440 I'm going to check the metrics for this guy right now.

00:50:21.800 I was totally unprompted, by the way.

00:50:23.840 I literally just saw it on my homepage.

00:50:26.180 22 people still watching.

00:50:27.700 What the fuck is wrong?

00:50:28.380 Get out.

00:50:29.160 Pull it.

00:50:29.420 Get out.

00:50:29.980 Pull out.

00:50:30.360 Get out.

00:50:30.860 Watch us.

00:50:32.020 Oh, because they're watching them.

00:50:32.960 They're not watching us.

00:50:33.700 They're not going to.

00:50:34.040 They're watching them.

00:50:35.140 Now they're sucked in.

00:50:36.400 I'm like, this is actually pretty interesting.

00:50:38.420 I'm trying to watch the reaction.

00:50:40.460 That fucking show, it's like Clint's asshole.

00:50:42.460 It just sucks everything in.

00:50:43.560 Yep.

00:50:43.920 That wasn't a good idea.

00:50:46.880 We lost like 20 viewers.

00:50:47.960 It's fine.

00:50:48.580 It's all right, though.

00:50:49.480 We'll get them back.

00:50:50.080 Let me refresh.

00:50:50.880 It was worth it.

00:50:51.360 It was fun.

00:50:51.900 Lainey edit.

00:50:53.100 Bring them all back.

00:50:54.060 17, they're going down.

00:50:54.920 I tried to make it less.

00:50:55.880 You see that?

00:50:56.660 I tried to make it less anti-Semitic.

00:50:58.420 Is that relative?

00:50:59.560 What?

00:50:59.740 The next edit is less anti-Semitic?

00:51:01.240 That's relative to Lainey's vert.

00:51:05.280 Well, last week was like a straight-up fucking Himmler.

00:51:09.360 Remember, Lainey was very mad last week because CapCut got taken down.

00:51:13.980 Yeah.

00:51:14.640 It's back, though, baby.

00:51:15.660 I used it.

00:51:16.420 He used us as his personal machine against them.

00:51:20.560 By the way, before we play this, guys, make sure you go to Lainey Edits, Tower Gang Lainey Edits.

00:51:27.160 It's in our description here as well.

00:51:29.260 You can go watch all these videos whenever you want.

00:51:31.520 And the episode, the video for tonight is going to drop at like midnight, so it'll all be up there concurrently.

00:51:36.980 Hell yeah.

00:51:37.880 Yeah.

00:51:38.100 So I guess nothing really left to do but check it out.

00:51:41.400 Let's fucking do it.

00:51:42.520 Lainey Hobbamok production.

00:51:45.420 Let's check it out.

00:51:46.180 Amazing.

00:52:06.400 I'm going to come.

00:52:08.100 I'm an angry little man.

00:52:34.840 I said he was in the ER for three days because of the fear.

00:52:37.900 I did not say that.

00:52:38.800 I said I was sick for...

00:52:41.800 That's what I fucking said because that's what fucking happened.

00:52:48.980 Okay.

00:52:49.700 Okay.

00:52:50.360 I have the messages here.

00:52:52.740 And I'm going to read them verbatim.

00:52:54.620 Here's my review.

00:52:56.520 Not gay enough.

00:52:58.040 I don't want those faggots to be able to celebrate anything.

00:53:11.000 I feel like starting a campaign saying like hashtag jail Ross.

00:53:36.680 Just put him back in jail.

00:53:39.540 I mean, just look at how this show opened up.

00:53:41.100 It's with Toad having an aneurysm screaming at you.

00:53:43.320 Yeah.

00:53:43.600 Like that's all because Ross got freed.

00:53:45.400 Yeah.

00:53:45.660 Put that nigga back in jail.

00:53:46.580 Toad will come the fuck down.

00:53:47.740 I'm going to say the same thing.

00:53:48.340 That's right.

00:53:48.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:55.640 Oh, no.

00:53:56.640 Where do you even find that?

00:54:10.620 Oh, shit.

00:54:13.020 Oh, my God.

00:54:20.480 Oh, man.

00:54:21.500 All right.

00:54:21.740 Everybody take five.

00:54:22.600 Go have a cigarette.

00:54:24.140 Holy shit.

00:54:25.040 Lainey has a hard drive that can basically be live.

00:54:32.040 Where's the?

00:54:33.840 What did he say?

00:54:34.460 Yeah, you broke up that client.

00:54:35.380 Yeah, your audio is trash.

00:54:36.500 Or it was.

00:54:37.600 I said Lainey's hard drive must be like live leak servers.

00:54:41.480 Yeah.

00:54:41.780 Where do you find?

00:54:42.540 I've never seen this second.

00:54:43.220 Because whenever live leak went down, it just went down loaded to his actual computer.

00:54:48.540 That's all that happened.

00:54:49.660 Yeah.

00:54:49.840 I just want the playlist for all the Lainey edits.

00:54:51.480 So what we're doing is we're running into the show.

00:54:55.800 We didn't tell Clint with the music from the previous Lainey edit.

00:54:59.500 Because we're always like, what should we play?

00:55:00.600 And then Tyler plays fucking Kanye West or whatever.

00:55:02.720 Because that's the only rap song he knows.

00:55:04.360 So we're like, we're just going to play in with whatever Lainey did.

00:55:07.480 But I've never seen that second part of the video after he shoots the pedophile.

00:55:12.480 The pedophile, the tattoos, the pedophile.

00:55:14.060 Me neither, man.

00:55:14.580 Never seen him on the floor with the blood.

00:55:16.640 It's crazy.

00:55:17.200 That's true.

00:55:17.560 I never saw that either.

00:55:18.560 By the way, real quick.

00:55:19.560 That's a genius idea.

00:55:20.720 If we ever get bored and want to do like, or a fan.

00:55:23.540 That would be a good thing for a fan to go through and make like a, because you can

00:55:26.120 do the Spotify playlist, right?

00:55:27.400 So they can make a playlist of literally all of the fucking edits.

00:55:29.800 All the Lainey edit songs.

00:55:30.860 I don't know what the edits, but the songs.

00:55:32.240 I don't know what that song was in that one, though.

00:55:34.720 It'd be a dope playlist, actually.

00:55:36.100 Yeah.

00:55:36.800 Yeah.

00:55:37.400 It'd be a wide genre.

00:55:39.800 Yeah.

00:55:40.060 It'd be really, really good.

00:55:41.040 Yeah.

00:55:41.180 It's just like, you're going in from like, there's some funk.

00:55:43.580 There's some like.

00:55:44.160 A lot of bangers.

00:55:44.900 Yeah.

00:55:45.040 There's some pop.

00:55:46.960 You're going to shoot up a Christian school, elementary school.

00:55:49.520 Put that on your head, buds, bro.

00:55:51.060 You're good to go.

00:55:52.320 Yeah.

00:55:53.040 Good to go.

00:55:53.640 We can call it the Tower Gang School Shooter playlist.

00:55:57.300 Yo.

00:55:58.780 Actually.

00:55:59.740 All right.

00:56:00.100 I'm going to do it.

00:56:00.760 I'm going to run some of these.

00:56:02.920 We have like 30 of these on here.

00:56:04.640 So yeah, it's not that hard to do.

00:56:05.700 For legal purposes, I do not encourage or endorse anybody shooting up any school.

00:56:09.640 No, it's going to say the Tower Gang SS playlist.

00:56:12.820 It's not going to call it.

00:56:13.480 Oh, that is so good.

00:56:16.520 SS playlist.

00:56:17.360 There you go.

00:56:18.060 Do you want me to do it?

00:56:18.780 It sounds like.

00:56:19.640 I don't know.

00:56:19.980 I could focus on my autism on that.

00:56:21.600 You mean super secret.

00:56:22.560 Do it.

00:56:22.740 Oh, that's true.

00:56:23.360 Faceless didn't have that.

00:56:23.660 That should be great for Toad.

00:56:24.660 Yeah.

00:56:25.360 Faceless had like a really cool thing where he just.

00:56:27.120 It was like.

00:56:29.360 He was like.

00:56:30.340 Cool.

00:56:30.700 Oh, damn it.

00:56:31.760 He did like.

00:56:32.220 How did he get God?

00:56:32.620 What does that mean?

00:56:34.060 His.

00:56:34.600 I'm pretty sure his YouTube got taken down.

00:56:37.340 Oh, okay.

00:56:37.900 All right.

00:56:38.300 Yeah.

00:56:38.840 But no, he used to have a thing.

00:56:40.080 He would be like.

00:56:40.940 You know how they would have those vibes to study to or something like that?

00:56:44.640 He'd be like.

00:56:46.120 He doesn't like some kind of vibes to do hood rat shit stuff to.

00:56:50.060 And it would be like him.

00:56:51.200 And it's just like just music.

00:56:52.740 It's like just cool music.

00:56:55.200 And then him putting it like.

00:56:56.840 Putting together a gun.

00:56:58.300 It was just cool.

00:56:59.160 We can call it the Laney Boys playlist.

00:57:02.340 I like the SS playlist.

00:57:03.760 Tower Gang SS playlist.

00:57:05.060 All right.

00:57:05.560 All right.

00:57:06.560 It's going to be under the Tower Gang Spotify account, right?

00:57:09.140 I'm conditioning you guys like the MKUltra.

00:57:12.240 You know, peasants that you are.

00:57:13.660 So after a Laney edit, we move into rants.

00:57:19.160 We read the rants from the people that have paid us.

00:57:21.480 And there's quite a bit of a Jew bucks in here.

00:57:23.340 Wait, what is this a thing now?

00:57:25.380 These are the Super Chats.

00:57:28.660 This is what we've been doing.

00:57:30.260 I don't know if you've been paying attention, Cole.

00:57:31.860 He was here.

00:57:32.800 We did it with you here.

00:57:34.580 Oh, I thought you meant.

00:57:35.360 When you said rants, I thought you meant from our telegram.

00:57:38.280 Like the thing that happened with Clint.

00:57:39.500 No, we're not doing that.

00:57:40.380 I thought that's what you were.

00:57:41.300 I thought there was something new.

00:57:43.000 You were going to go on there.

00:57:43.660 All right, Incan Fishing just spent $5 to get some beard dye for Toad.

00:57:48.840 All right.

00:57:49.140 Why don't you?

00:57:49.940 You got too many grays there.

00:57:50.880 Ansonia says, I'm just here to give you money.

00:57:52.680 Thank you, Ansonia.

00:57:53.260 He's very kind.

00:57:54.060 Real quick, why doesn't Toad dye his hair?

00:57:55.960 He does have dye his beard.

00:57:57.760 He does have a lot of gray in his beard.

00:57:59.000 Well, because he's not fucking anybody, so it doesn't really matter.

00:58:01.160 I don't know.

00:58:01.480 Because it's more distinguished and rugged.

00:58:04.900 No, it looks terrible.

00:58:05.920 Anyways.

00:58:07.400 It's called touch-a-gray, not fucking half-gray.

00:58:10.040 Ansonia says, I'm just here to give you money for $20.

00:58:12.140 All right, Damian Maddox says, breaking news.

00:58:14.620 Airplane just collided with a helicopter in D.C.

00:58:16.540 Is this a false...

00:58:17.400 Melee in the sky?

00:58:17.860 I said melee.

00:58:18.920 Yeah.

00:58:19.600 Melee, dude.

00:58:21.200 Fucking call up Cliff High.

00:58:23.100 Did you see that the White House news correspondent just said that she was like, hey, the FFA had...

00:58:30.720 Was well aware of all the drones and everything, and it was all like above board.

00:58:35.200 Yeah, it's like kind of what we knew.

00:58:36.820 I mean, sort of.

00:58:37.720 What the fuck do you think they were going to tell you, Cole?

00:58:40.200 No, I just thought it was like, it just was weird that they waited until now.

00:58:43.440 Did you see the F-35 fucking...

00:58:45.320 I mean, it was in the group chat where the fucking...

00:58:47.120 That was pretty wild.

00:58:48.300 Okay, that's out there, Laney.

00:58:50.240 Just letting you know.

00:58:50.860 That'd be great for an edit.

00:58:51.560 Oh, it's the homie Finboy Slick says, is this why you left Luke, Clint?

00:58:55.220 He didn't like your sandwiches?

00:58:57.300 He posted a link.

00:58:58.320 We're going to have to click that link.

00:58:58.960 I don't know.

00:58:59.520 Oh, oh.

00:59:00.880 A flawed lover dildo hands?

00:59:02.780 He might not be able to make him a sandwich, but he sure as hell can fill his needs.

00:59:06.980 That looks a lot like me.

00:59:08.220 Oh, he put my face on it.

00:59:09.460 Holy shit.

00:59:10.240 Holy shit.

00:59:11.560 It's Clintina.

00:59:15.260 Emerald Disciple, BCC, who Toad obviously wants to fuck, even though he has no idea.

00:59:20.280 I do, even though this is probably Dude.

00:59:22.160 He says, Toad, how many dates would we have to go on before you'd fill me up with your tadpoles?

00:59:27.540 My goodness.

00:59:28.540 That is the perfect...

00:59:29.380 I ain't got a whole lot of time.

00:59:31.500 Emerald.

00:59:32.040 Emerald, send us a picture of you.

00:59:34.060 Yeah, are you hot?

00:59:35.080 On Twitter.

00:59:35.780 Honestly, Emerald, as long as you're female, it's a yes.

00:59:40.380 Sometimes, I just don't want to do this anymore.

00:59:43.400 I have never seen anything like this, man.

00:59:47.540 At this point, it doesn't matter.

00:59:48.880 Just cream pie or Chris.

00:59:49.640 Although, Emerald, if for some reason it takes two photos to get you, like, what you look

00:59:54.700 like to us, I don't, like...

00:59:56.320 Toad, if you had a kid...

00:59:57.300 You won't fit just in one?

00:59:58.380 Like, okay, maybe not.

00:59:59.340 If you had a kid, Toad, would I be Uncle Top, or would you just be like, that's a no-fucking-look

01:00:03.140 at that Puerto Rican?

01:00:04.940 Yeah, you'd be Uncle Top.

01:00:06.300 Hell yeah.

01:00:07.000 Uncle Top, Uncle Clint.

01:00:08.100 Oh, this guy has a conspiracy that AIDS didn't exist.

01:00:11.800 No, this is not a new conspiracy.

01:00:14.060 He says, look up poppers in the gay community in the 80s and 90s.

01:00:17.040 That's why they were dying, not Fauci's made-up AIDS virus.

01:00:19.480 This has been a long thesis.

01:00:21.460 People have believed this for a while.

01:00:22.780 Yeah, I thought it was because of not...

01:00:24.500 I don't know where the Fauci was giving them, though.

01:00:26.600 It makes your asshole fucking loose.

01:00:28.960 Yeah.

01:00:29.260 Legitimately?

01:00:29.780 Oh, so they cured gay.

01:00:32.020 Can we look that up?

01:00:32.860 What is a popper?

01:00:33.840 I thought it was the AZT that was doing that.

01:00:35.540 I love that Clint's like, this is...

01:00:38.140 Everyone knows about the thing you put in your asshole.

01:00:40.580 Come on.

01:00:41.160 This is super well-known.

01:00:42.720 I thought poppers...

01:00:43.340 No, everyone knows about the thing you shove up your asshole.

01:00:45.160 I thought poppers are just those things...

01:00:47.140 It feels like one of those things that people reference.

01:00:49.540 I've heard people reference poppers a lot.

01:00:51.020 I have no fucking idea really what it is.

01:00:52.900 Is that not what a popper is?

01:00:53.140 Popper is you inhale nitrous, your asshole gets loose, you fucking take it up.

01:00:56.860 Okay, so...

01:00:57.600 I didn't know the asshole part.

01:00:59.500 Okay.

01:00:59.780 It causes vasodilation, so it expands the blood vessels.

01:01:03.520 I thought it was maybe high.

01:01:04.320 I thought it was maybe high.

01:01:04.620 All right.

01:01:06.200 Oh, okay.

01:01:07.040 Well, so the vasodilation causes the butthole loose?

01:01:10.040 Yeah.

01:01:10.380 The asshole dilation.

01:01:11.640 Your keister are fucking blown out.

01:01:13.120 Yeah, the anal fucking causes the bleeding.

01:01:16.120 But yeah, so the hypothesis is that people were doing...

01:01:19.080 I mean, I'm sure that it contributed to it, right?

01:01:20.460 They were doing it so much that it overdosed on them?

01:01:22.600 Or they were doing that and that's what caused...

01:01:24.180 Yeah, it would destroy their immune system.

01:01:25.860 That's why they...

01:01:26.780 Oh.

01:01:27.740 Okay, it wasn't...

01:01:28.660 Like, it destroyed their asshole and caused them to get more AIDS.

01:01:32.420 So what's the sand, then?

01:01:33.940 How does the sand play a part?

01:01:35.860 That's what I want to figure out is what is up with the sand.

01:01:38.640 I'm so confused.

01:01:39.560 Yeah, what's with black people and sand?

01:01:41.940 Do they...

01:01:42.440 Like, my thought...

01:01:43.520 Does that make them sand niggers?

01:01:44.320 This is something that is kind of like monkey brain.

01:01:46.900 It's like, when you have sex and you're like, this feels really good, you know what's caused this?

01:01:50.800 Friction.

01:01:51.280 Friction between my penis and her vagina.

01:01:53.200 What causes more friction?

01:01:55.060 Sand.

01:01:55.420 Sand.

01:01:55.780 Sand.

01:01:56.200 It causes a lot of friction.

01:01:57.400 I'll give you the honest answer, but I'm going to frame it as if it's a joke because I don't want to be held responsible for my honest beliefs.

01:02:05.000 This is a joke.

01:02:05.760 I don't believe this, but I would imagine that black people, because they lack self-control, they probably jerk off violently.

01:02:13.620 Their dick becomes desensitized.

01:02:14.400 They have to get the pussy as gravelly as possible because otherwise they can't feel anything, and therefore...

01:02:19.880 Fuck, is that the situation I'm in?

01:02:23.320 Are you throwing sand in the pussies?

01:02:24.260 Are you skipping the pussy because...

01:02:26.400 Because it's too wet?

01:02:28.060 It's nowhere near close to doing the job like your hand is?

01:02:29.540 Because I'm used to my hand all the time.

01:02:32.120 I might have to sand the pussy.

01:02:35.360 Sand the pussy, dude.

01:02:36.560 Fuck.

01:02:37.600 So what are you going to do?

01:02:38.540 I understand you said you put it in...

01:02:40.620 That's the actual thinking of why?

01:02:43.080 No, no, no.

01:02:43.620 It's a joke.

01:02:44.540 Oh.

01:02:46.080 I'm saying by that logic, then they would want a bird to give them head or something because the bird has little rocks in its gullet.

01:02:53.100 That's how it grinds down its food.

01:02:55.100 Right?

01:02:55.260 So I don't know.

01:02:56.940 I don't know if I like this theory.

01:02:58.340 I mean, I just made it up.

01:02:59.300 It's probably right.

01:03:00.020 I feel like we've all had a pussy where it's too wet, where you're like, this is just too...

01:03:04.960 Like, you're like, tone it down a bit.

01:03:06.540 I have.

01:03:07.080 Where you're like, there's too much wetness going on.

01:03:09.680 I'm waiting for it to settle down.

01:03:11.580 But, like, I don't know.

01:03:12.900 I've never been like...

01:03:14.020 I've never been like, you know, I want to get to the point to where it's like fucking that much friction.

01:03:19.900 Like, that doesn't sound pleasurable.

01:03:22.160 You know what I mean?

01:03:22.940 Yeah, there's much more dignified to do cocaine.

01:03:26.620 I don't know how that was relevant, but okay.

01:03:28.040 I clicked that one.

01:03:29.000 You missed it there.

01:03:30.980 Make it Tyler look bad.

01:03:32.780 Yeah, I can't hit him off.

01:03:33.400 It's like so much friction that you can't even, like, move in and out.

01:03:37.060 My only other thought...

01:03:37.940 It doesn't make sense.

01:03:38.480 It just doesn't sound fun.

01:03:39.580 I don't know.

01:03:39.780 It's that they're not using the sand and dirt and gravel, whatever, for friction or anything to do with sex.

01:03:44.980 It's just that they're dirty all the fucking time.

01:03:47.320 That's a good theory, too.

01:03:48.420 And so that...

01:03:49.140 Oh, my God.

01:03:49.640 Yes, they're just coated in dirt.

01:03:50.840 They're just coated in dirt and sand, and then they fuck in.

01:03:53.680 That actually makes the most fucking sense.

01:03:55.500 No, it doesn't.

01:03:56.740 It is more racist than mine, though, so we'll go with that.

01:03:59.140 I think it makes sense.

01:04:00.920 No, that's what we're going with.

01:04:02.040 Here's why I say...

01:04:02.520 Africans just run around covered in dirt.

01:04:04.660 This is why they have AIDS.

01:04:06.780 Africans' assholes are just coated in dirt.

01:04:09.400 Most of the sex is not consensual either.

01:04:10.320 Hey, Clint, I found out...

01:04:11.240 It's mostly rape.

01:04:11.980 It's probably like chasing this bitch through the dirt, throwing her to the ground, and then...

01:04:15.700 And their dick is so fucking big, it's dragging on the ground.

01:04:19.260 It's just dragging on the ground.

01:04:20.900 They're not actually black.

01:04:21.960 They're just dirty.

01:04:23.480 Dude, I get it, Cupertino.

01:04:25.200 I get it.

01:04:26.020 Yeah.

01:04:26.840 But also...

01:04:27.760 This dude fucks.

01:04:29.560 That's also why they're used to the friction, though, because they're always raping.

01:04:33.700 So the woman is trying to stop it from happening.

01:04:35.620 So there's a lot of friction from that, too.

01:04:37.080 So they're really used to that for that reason.

01:04:39.480 You think they're shoving sand at their pussy for anti-rape device?

01:04:41.900 Is that what you're implying?

01:04:42.560 It's actually not like that.

01:04:43.640 No, the guy is shoving dirt in her pussy to make it more like rape.

01:04:48.260 To make that experience...

01:04:50.460 To make it a more unpleasant...

01:04:52.220 This is retarded, Toad.

01:04:53.240 Yeah.

01:04:53.420 You're trying to wrap your head around sex, or even rape, or any, like, just makes...

01:04:59.420 You don't even know how to rape, right?

01:05:01.140 You're such a person.

01:05:02.700 I'm sorry.

01:05:03.940 I've never raped before.

01:05:04.860 When you rape, your pussy gets super, like, super gravelly.

01:05:08.200 And so they're trying to simulate it.

01:05:11.100 Can you imagine, like, the woman reporting him to the police, and they're like,

01:05:14.740 Ma'am, come on.

01:05:15.400 You're telling me he shoves sand in your pussy?

01:05:18.320 Honestly, that would be a great idea, though.

01:05:20.220 Like, if you're about to get raped, just, like...

01:05:21.860 Instead of sand in the eyes, you just, like, sand in your pussy.

01:05:24.420 Fuck!

01:05:24.840 You're like, you sure?

01:05:26.060 You sure you want to do this, bitch?

01:05:27.440 Pussy sand.

01:05:29.080 Pussy sand.

01:05:29.760 If I'm the rapist, I'm like, I'm just going to fuck you in the ass.

01:05:33.140 Like, if you shoves sand all over the pussy.

01:05:36.420 This is off the beaten path, but was it one of y'all that told me about Mythic Quest?

01:05:42.820 Mythic Quest.

01:05:44.000 I might have.

01:05:45.620 I still haven't watched the show, but I know what it is.

01:05:48.100 All right.

01:05:48.540 Then it wasn't you, but let me tell you.

01:05:50.620 All right.

01:05:50.840 So Mythic Quest is created by the same people that did It's Always Sunny.

01:05:54.320 It's an Apple TV exclusive.

01:05:56.040 Yeah, Mac is in it.

01:05:57.360 Yeah, Mac's in it.

01:05:58.420 So is fucking the homeless drug addict guy.

01:06:01.440 Anyways, the show is fucking great.

01:06:03.400 It's basically Silicon Valley meets It's Always Sunny.

01:06:05.560 It's like nerdy It's Always Sunny.

01:06:06.900 Oh, that's funny.

01:06:07.480 But I'm telling you, you have to get to season one, episode four.

01:06:11.020 It's called Dinner Party.

01:06:12.460 Everybody, if you have access to it, you've got to watch it tonight.

01:06:15.320 I'm telling you, it's so fucking funny.

01:06:17.240 Nazis take over the servers of the, because Mythic Quest is a video game company.

01:06:21.940 Like, it's a video game that they own and run.

01:06:23.800 And I'm not going to spoil it from there, but I'm just telling you, it is like, it made

01:06:27.860 me immediately think of us.

01:06:29.760 And if we were to write a comedy, I was like, that's the type of shit we would make.

01:06:32.980 A hundred percent.

01:06:33.900 It's so fucking funny.

01:06:34.860 I got to watch this.

01:06:35.900 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 I mean, Sunny in Philadelphia is like up our alley.

01:06:38.360 Anybody know what this stuff means?

01:06:40.380 Somebody's buying, they're buying memberships to something.

01:06:43.340 I think Bill the Butcher is hooking them up with memberships to our Rumble.

01:06:49.680 And what do we give them?

01:06:51.420 Bill the Butcher, like from Gangs of New York?

01:06:53.940 I don't know what the membership gets them, but thank you, Bill.

01:06:57.080 Yeah, thank you.

01:06:57.560 We had membership.

01:06:58.660 Wait, so you're forcing them to pay?

01:06:59.880 How's this working?

01:07:01.060 He's like, put a gun to the head.

01:07:02.040 You just do fucking five dollars.

01:07:02.700 Daniel Day-Lewis watches our show?

01:07:04.460 Hell yeah.

01:07:05.520 All right.

01:07:06.460 I wanted to, Cole, I keep calling you Toad.

01:07:08.940 Cole, we're going to pull this up for you, because I know that you've been.

01:07:11.740 What the fuck?

01:07:13.780 It's a baby deer.

01:07:15.060 It's a baby deer.

01:07:15.640 Yeah.

01:07:17.300 No.

01:07:19.680 Oh my god.

01:07:20.800 This is education.

01:07:22.900 There's so many things happening here.

01:07:24.760 This isn't hot.

01:07:25.720 What?

01:07:26.280 What the fuck?

01:07:27.980 So, I love that it's fun.

01:07:29.840 It's a lot of music.

01:07:30.860 One.

01:07:31.200 Yeah, music.

01:07:31.720 You didn't play it again.

01:07:32.780 By the way.

01:07:33.060 New mom.

01:07:35.420 New mom life?

01:07:36.480 New mom life.

01:07:37.940 She's covering her face, man.

01:07:40.740 No, I love that it's like a Muslim.

01:07:42.780 It might be a hijab.

01:07:43.700 Yeah, I love that it's a Muslim doing this.

01:07:46.300 She needs my face, but here's my tit.

01:07:48.460 I love that.

01:07:50.320 Is it a Muslim?

01:07:52.200 Yeah, she's wearing a headscarf.

01:07:53.840 I love the comments.

01:07:55.720 It's so sweet.

01:07:56.860 So nice.

01:07:58.120 Oh, whoa.

01:07:58.500 I don't even think she's got milk coming out.

01:08:03.580 I'm going on Instagram.

01:08:05.320 I mean, even if she did, it's fucking insane.

01:08:07.620 I mean, like...

01:08:09.100 I mean, it's still insane either way, but it's more insane if she's got no milk.

01:08:12.340 The baby deer would actually, like, know what to do, right?

01:08:15.800 Because, like, the baby deer actually thinks that's his mother.

01:08:18.760 I mean, so do...

01:08:19.880 I'm so confused.

01:08:20.780 Like, know what to do.

01:08:22.540 Like, we all know what to do.

01:08:24.420 Yeah, like, I'm going to suck on this team.

01:08:25.920 We had to leave that up for 90 seconds.

01:08:30.680 I just thought it was so funny.

01:08:31.680 Like, there's a lot of things that it was like, one, it's a deer.

01:08:34.140 Like, what the fuck is going to...

01:08:35.760 Like, how do you get in this situation?

01:08:37.680 Is she like, they found a baby deer, and they're like, it needs milk.

01:08:41.500 And they're like, somebody comes in and shoots her, and that's the start of Bambi.

01:08:45.960 This is an entire page.

01:08:47.540 Do you want that deer to die, or are you going to let them suck your tit?

01:08:50.120 Like, come on.

01:08:50.440 I'm going to go follow this.

01:08:51.980 What the fuck?

01:08:52.960 That's too much.

01:08:54.160 Oh, my God.

01:08:54.700 Holy shit, that baby's really tugging on that nipple.

01:08:59.700 This is wild, dude.

01:09:01.060 I love the red one.

01:09:03.100 The random red one.

01:09:04.320 Fucking advertisement.

01:09:07.240 Oh, my God.

01:09:07.880 Do you think they have a sponsorship or something?

01:09:09.220 They have a sponsorship.

01:09:09.960 The red one, for sure.

01:09:10.920 The red one, sponsorship.

01:09:12.620 They're like, watch the full movie.

01:09:14.060 I can't tell you how offensive it is that we've been...

01:09:19.160 Wait a second.

01:09:20.040 I've been suspended on every social media platform, but accounts like this are just A-OK.

01:09:24.180 It's so insulting.

01:09:25.200 And they're like, yeah, you know what?

01:09:26.840 This is a good movie.

01:09:27.460 The one with the rock.

01:09:28.120 Go check that out.

01:09:28.660 Here's more breastfeeding videos.

01:09:29.880 I actually enjoyed that movie.

01:09:31.040 That movie's not that bad, actually.

01:09:32.600 Yeah, I didn't hate it.

01:09:33.940 I loved it.

01:09:35.080 Oh, my...

01:09:36.420 Oh, what?

01:09:37.420 No.

01:09:37.520 Is she going to breastfeed a camel?

01:09:38.800 No.

01:09:39.620 No, no.

01:09:40.180 Oh, okay.

01:09:40.680 Oh, the camel's trying, man.

01:09:42.380 Did you see this?

01:09:42.900 It's a Chinese kid.

01:09:43.960 Oh, my God.

01:09:45.240 Oh, that one's spraying, man.

01:09:47.520 All right.

01:09:47.780 This is crazy.

01:09:48.800 Gross.

01:09:49.640 Don't kids usually stop breastfeeding once they have teeth or am I chirping?

01:09:52.740 Yeah.

01:09:53.500 Well, not necessarily.

01:09:55.140 It depends.

01:09:56.340 It depends on the mom.

01:09:57.540 Yeah, it depends on the mom.

01:09:58.240 It can be painful because they just start gnawing on it, but some up to like, you know.

01:10:05.560 Yeah, my son bit my wife one day.

01:10:07.720 He was like two or something.

01:10:09.080 He was a little older.

01:10:10.360 And she was like, that's it.

01:10:11.020 You're fucking done.

01:10:12.280 And she was like, put him down.

01:10:13.400 That was it.

01:10:13.840 Never saw it again.

01:10:15.240 Yeah.

01:10:15.480 Oh, man.

01:10:16.580 That sucks.

01:10:16.980 That's a definitional fucko.

01:10:18.660 That was fucking weird, dude.

01:10:20.700 That was so weird.

01:10:21.560 That came up in my algo.

01:10:23.160 Someone clipped that.

01:10:24.080 That was so creepy.

01:10:25.120 I didn't see what he said.

01:10:26.340 He's like, oh, fuck.

01:10:28.260 What a bummer.

01:10:29.080 Oh, man.

01:10:31.280 That's the worst.

01:10:31.960 I can't even remember what he said.

01:10:32.700 But the way he was like, really, he was just like, you could tell he was feeling the child's pain.

01:10:36.400 He said, oh, that sucks.

01:10:39.480 It was not even a joke.

01:10:41.000 He's just like, fuck.

01:10:43.060 It was the delivery.

01:10:44.340 I felt it.

01:10:45.000 He was legitimately upset.

01:10:47.120 He was like, oh, man.

01:10:49.460 Yeah, I have empathy.

01:10:51.220 Yeah, I have empathy.

01:10:52.120 Yeah, I have empathy.

01:10:53.560 The other thing I showed was there was, and I sent the link to Tyler, but like I said

01:10:58.760 before, I send Top all sorts of videos on Instagram.

01:11:01.340 He never watched them.

01:11:01.820 Oh, smelly Jews.

01:11:03.100 Yes.

01:11:03.500 And so I found a video.

01:11:06.200 Yeah, this is.

01:11:07.700 Smelly Jews.

01:11:08.200 So there was a Jewish family, and they did.

01:11:10.520 Oh, actual.

01:11:11.360 This was like from an actual news station.

01:11:13.800 Did you ever send him the video or no?

01:11:15.720 Yes, I sent it.

01:11:16.440 I sent it.

01:11:17.340 Right now, the smell.

01:11:18.540 Got it right here.

01:11:19.580 Hell yeah.

01:11:20.720 Nice.

01:11:21.000 Oh, shit.

01:11:21.140 What is this?

01:11:21.760 Oh, my God.

01:11:22.240 Let's go.

01:11:22.840 Look at this guy.

01:11:23.120 Family kicked off American Airlines flight after passengers complained about violence.

01:11:25.820 Fuck, he looks like me.

01:11:27.640 Oh, my goodness.

01:11:28.140 Family from Detroit outraged after being kicked off their flight over a complaint about their

01:11:32.360 hygiene.

01:11:33.060 There's no body odor that we have.

01:11:34.300 There's nothing wrong with us.

01:11:35.300 You'll see Adler, his wife Jenny, and their baby were wrapping up their vacation in Miami

01:11:39.040 and heading back home to Detroit.

01:11:41.020 At least, that's what they had planned.

01:11:42.800 All of a sudden, as soon as they took us off, they closed the gate, and then they said,

01:11:45.140 oh, sorry, sir, some people complained that you had body odor.

01:11:47.360 We're not ready to get that guy.

01:11:48.300 The Adler family briefly boarded the American Airlines plane before they were asked to get off

01:11:52.600 because passengers were complaining about their body odor.

01:11:55.100 We don't have odor, okay?

01:11:56.900 Nobody here has odor.

01:11:57.620 Oh, stop.

01:11:58.140 Give me that.

01:11:58.760 Oh, stop.

01:11:59.620 Okay?

01:12:00.000 This is cell video taken by Yossi.

01:12:01.840 He's talking with airline staff.

01:12:03.560 He's like, do you know who I am?

01:12:05.440 I played five-ish.

01:12:06.600 Okay?

01:12:07.220 Put some respect on my name.

01:12:08.300 He's definitely deviled.

01:12:09.840 Booted from their flight.

01:12:11.040 They said they're taking our stuff off, and they lied.

01:12:13.040 The Adlers say they were told their luggage would be taken off the plane, but that didn't

01:12:16.520 happen, leaving them with only the clothes on their backs.

01:12:19.700 We have our car seat, our shoulder, everything.

01:12:22.040 In a statement, American Airlines said they removed the Adlers from the flight after several

01:12:26.060 passengers complained about their body odor.

01:12:27.920 They were booked in a hotel, given meal vouchers, and booked onto a new flight the next day.

01:12:32.960 We staffed several people in the airport, and it's embarrassing.

01:12:35.140 Walking around sniffing, oh, well, it smells.

01:12:37.820 This is the land, man.

01:12:39.340 Like, you just exclude smelly Jews from all of society.

01:12:43.700 You're not allowed on the plane anymore.

01:12:44.940 Oh, you don't give them that hotel anymore.

01:12:47.480 Is this a common phenomenon?

01:12:49.020 I've never known of a Jew to smell that.

01:12:50.440 They smell, because they wear the same, like, the orthodox ones, they wear the same suit all

01:12:54.000 the time.

01:12:54.800 They stink.

01:12:55.720 They're not allowed to change.

01:12:56.560 Cole, I think you unplugged it.

01:12:57.980 Yeah, no, I did.

01:12:58.680 I accidentally unplugged it.

01:12:59.480 Do you know how bad you have to smell for multiple people on a plane to complain?

01:13:05.200 Hey, plug your fucking mic.

01:13:05.940 Plug your mic in.

01:13:06.900 I can't.

01:13:07.560 I just can't.

01:13:08.180 It's cut off.

01:13:08.840 No, he didn't.

01:13:09.700 Wrong setting.

01:13:10.780 No, you got to go to your settings.

01:13:12.140 I can see the light on in your mic, but it's wrong.

01:13:14.520 Just so you guys know while he figures his life out, that episode of Fight for Liberty

01:13:18.440 is now his number one episode in the past three months because of that.

01:13:21.900 No way.

01:13:24.560 75 viewers.

01:13:26.000 Sorry.

01:13:26.540 Wow.

01:13:26.960 You better thank us.

01:13:29.480 You can't keep getting away with it.

01:13:32.340 That Amy Peacock.

01:13:35.580 She's very famous.

01:13:37.400 Audience bomb.

01:13:38.280 Some show that's dying.

01:13:39.840 You're right.

01:13:40.880 You're right.

01:13:41.660 Oh my God.

01:13:42.940 So, oh my God.

01:13:45.180 He had that fucking pedophile attempted murderer on his previous episode.

01:13:50.540 Homeboy that duck shits me constantly has 25 views.

01:13:53.480 Fuck your life.

01:13:54.840 Oh my God.

01:13:55.540 Remember this Jew, Dan Berman?

01:13:57.860 I always hated him, but I couldn't figure out why.

01:14:00.280 Because he's Jewish.

01:14:01.500 Does he get kicked off of planes for VO?

01:14:03.700 How do you get 24 views on a former congressman?

01:14:09.760 And then he has 27,000 saved.

01:14:11.140 He was only a state congressman, Tom.

01:14:14.240 Frankly?

01:14:15.280 I like Eric, but I mean, let's see.

01:14:17.080 I like him, yeah.

01:14:18.420 He was a state congressman in Maine.

01:14:20.500 I'm just saying, though, 24.

01:14:21.700 You look bad.

01:14:23.900 Is he good?

01:14:24.560 No, he's done.

01:14:25.580 I'm not done.

01:14:27.760 It's already over.

01:14:29.380 But you can comment.

01:14:30.140 The show's over.

01:14:31.160 You go ahead.

01:14:33.440 I want to go back to the smell of Jews.

01:14:34.800 Yeah, the smell of Jews.

01:14:35.600 You know what?

01:14:35.940 Go back.

01:14:36.960 Let's comment on this.

01:14:37.720 We're going to check on the niggers.

01:14:40.840 Let's see how much we can boost it.

01:14:42.280 We all share it to our socials.

01:14:44.100 Oh, I'm not doing that.

01:14:46.100 No, if I write and they're going to know it's me or I forget it.

01:14:50.620 Oh my God.

01:14:52.460 Do you know how bad you have to smell?

01:14:53.800 For multiple people to be like on a plane?

01:14:56.800 I mean, you've got to smell terrible, but this is a real...

01:14:58.380 Set aside your anti-Semitism.

01:15:00.960 Is this true?

01:15:02.300 Is it common?

01:15:04.360 Yeah.

01:15:04.740 A lot of the Orthodox Jews do smell.

01:15:06.740 Some of them don't.

01:15:07.660 Some of them smell alone.

01:15:07.960 Because I don't think they wash.

01:15:09.860 Like, are they...

01:15:10.480 It's not that they're dirty people, dude.

01:15:13.060 And they'll wear the same...

01:15:14.260 Like, the old men, they're kind of crazy schizophrenic.

01:15:16.920 Like, a lot of them are inbred and that's just...

01:15:18.420 I'm not joking.

01:15:19.040 Like, in that specific society.

01:15:20.520 No, I saw a video where it was a rabbi and he was like, one of our problems is that we

01:15:25.000 keep only inbreeding.

01:15:28.340 What?

01:15:30.480 Did you hear a beep?

01:15:31.380 I think you're probably schizophrenic at this point, so I'm sorry.

01:15:34.200 No, I saw a video.

01:15:35.420 It was a rabbi from, like, Florida.

01:15:37.460 And he was like, guys, one of our problems is we're only marrying our, like, within our

01:15:44.020 group.

01:15:44.340 And we're getting seriously inbred and it's getting bad.

01:15:46.960 Do you think that Dave Smith's family is not like that?

01:15:50.500 I don't think Dave Smith's a Jew.

01:15:51.720 No.

01:15:51.920 I don't think Dave smells.

01:15:54.400 I think he's, like, the kind of Jew that's like, yeah, we're a Jew.

01:15:58.500 Like, I don't know.

01:16:00.600 I don't think he's a Jew.

01:16:02.240 And you seem sincere about this.

01:16:05.240 No, but also...

01:16:06.040 He's not that kind of Jew.

01:16:06.660 There's different kinds of Jew.

01:16:07.440 Otherwise, he's, like, 12 generations removed from actually taking it seriously.

01:16:10.460 But think about how you're going to smell like you live in a tunnel for a while

01:16:13.080 and you've got those disgusting mattresses down there.

01:16:15.300 That's true.

01:16:15.580 He's Jewish.

01:16:16.500 Top one from being a fan of Dave Smith to saying he couldn't listen to him anymore

01:16:20.520 because he sounded too Jewish to him not being a Jew.

01:16:23.460 He's not that Jewish.

01:16:24.980 He's putting on Jew face.

01:16:26.480 That's the Dave on.

01:16:27.440 Robbie the Fire is Jewish.

01:16:28.740 Robbie the Fire is an Orthodox Jew.

01:16:31.140 And you can tell, like, Ari Shafir, right?

01:16:33.620 They're not the same thing.

01:16:34.500 Ari Shafir and Dave Smith.

01:16:35.620 That guy smells, dude.

01:16:38.380 Ari Shafir probably smells.

01:16:39.420 Yeah.

01:16:39.720 Honestly, there you go.

01:16:40.520 Yeah.

01:16:40.700 It smells a little bit.

01:16:42.120 Dave Smith looks like a Persian and Ari looks like he's definitely good.

01:16:45.540 Dave is good looking and Ari is terrible looking.

01:16:47.960 A Jew is whatever you feel like saying it is, which is why they're like, oh, we're the

01:16:51.640 chosen people.

01:16:53.020 Jews, whatever you make it.

01:16:54.520 What's your lineage?

01:16:55.600 They're like Ashkenazi.

01:16:56.800 That's not in the mind.

01:16:57.280 Jewish is a state of mind, really.

01:16:58.760 And that mind is stealing from you, basically.

01:17:01.040 It's a state of mind unless it's more convenient for it to be a people, unless it's more convenient

01:17:04.460 to be a religion.

01:17:05.400 It's really whatever you want to be at that moment in time.

01:17:07.340 It's a thieving state of mind.

01:17:09.260 It's an ever-shifting blob of a term, you know?

01:17:14.100 Can you imagine if you just say that like six million of these people all of a sudden

01:17:17.760 were Jews, you know?

01:17:18.960 If I was a Jewish drug dealer, that would be my alert for my text.

01:17:22.060 Cha-ching.

01:17:22.320 Cha-ching.

01:17:23.240 Cha-ching.

01:17:25.060 Let's fucking move into this.

01:17:26.340 I want to talk about this shit real quick.

01:17:28.520 New.

01:17:28.700 Georgia health care worker arrested for twerking on disabled men.

01:17:32.600 Her name is Lucretia.

01:17:34.200 Lucretia.

01:17:34.600 Free her.

01:17:35.260 Who would have guessed?

01:17:36.440 Lucretia Kormassa.

01:17:38.020 Koryan.

01:17:38.720 She's 19.

01:17:39.820 And she was arrested at her home in Loganville, Georgia.

01:17:42.160 So she's black.

01:17:42.940 Damn.

01:17:44.160 Of course she's black.

01:17:45.100 Free her.

01:17:45.760 That is...

01:17:46.260 I mean, a disabled dude who gets a 19-year-old?

01:17:47.540 You've got to see the videos.

01:17:48.160 You've got to see the videos.

01:17:48.860 They're hilarious.

01:17:49.860 You've got to see the videos.

01:17:50.260 The second video shows her dancing over another man's head while he sits in a bathtub.

01:17:54.100 She was charged with felony exploitation of a disabled person and booked into Walton County

01:17:58.280 Jail.

01:17:58.540 Oh, that's terrible.

01:17:59.760 Your Honor, when I watched the video, disgusted is the only...

01:18:03.100 Oh, no.

01:18:03.400 Somebody else said that.

01:18:04.180 No, that was the police chief.

01:18:05.320 Your Honor.

01:18:06.120 Dick Lowry.

01:18:07.740 Dick Lowry said, when I watched the video, disgusted is the only word I know how to look

01:18:11.500 His name is Dick Lowell.

01:18:12.740 He's definitely white.

01:18:14.840 He's disabled in the making of the video and posting it to me for your own benefit is the

01:18:19.240 exploitation of that person.

01:18:20.840 We're looking at both of them, but it is still an ongoing investigation.

01:18:23.980 Koyan was employed at an in-home adult daycare program when the incident occurred.

01:18:27.240 I say, free her.

01:18:29.180 Yeah.

01:18:29.760 I mean, seriously.

01:18:30.360 This disabled guy needs to be.

01:18:31.640 I'd like to then decide.

01:18:33.480 I think this guy liked it.

01:18:35.840 She's not that bad looking.

01:18:38.600 Oh, my God.

01:18:39.580 This is why it stinks.

01:18:40.680 Come on.

01:18:41.080 This is insanity.

01:18:43.600 Oh, it smells like Cheetos, for sure.

01:18:45.320 I mean, he's not getting up and running away.

01:18:48.360 It seems like he likes it.

01:18:49.600 Yeah.

01:18:49.860 I don't think he's...

01:18:50.700 Look at this guy.

01:18:51.220 He's in the bathroom.

01:18:51.700 Look at this guy.

01:18:52.580 They don't seem to care at all.

01:18:54.440 They're just kind of there.

01:18:56.140 Is she putting his head in it?

01:18:57.880 Oh, my God.

01:18:58.500 What is going on?

01:19:00.120 This is insane.

01:19:00.640 She's giving birth to them.

01:19:02.240 She's a very strange bitch.

01:19:03.460 I'll say that, though.

01:19:03.820 This is wild.

01:19:04.920 By the way, the police chief's name is Dick Lowry, or whatever.

01:19:12.360 Lowry or Lowry.

01:19:13.260 Yeah.

01:19:13.660 Dick Lowry.

01:19:14.100 I just like to think that, like, you know, sometimes whenever you have your profession...

01:19:18.240 Look at her real hair, it's what I'm talking about.

01:19:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:21.620 Oh, no.

01:19:22.620 Look at her real hair.

01:19:23.920 Oh, now she's not looking good.

01:19:26.580 Dude, she's not what she did now.

01:19:27.900 By the way, the disabled guy looks like David.

01:19:29.880 The disabled guy looks just like David.

01:19:31.380 Oh, my God.

01:19:31.980 Yeah, it's retarded David.

01:19:33.040 He's prison David.

01:19:34.380 He's shaved his head.

01:19:35.620 Oh, my God.

01:19:36.080 Can you play that video?

01:19:37.280 Let me see.

01:19:38.100 Yeah, play that one.

01:19:40.300 Look at his face.

01:19:41.380 That is him.

01:19:42.360 You can tell it's staying.

01:19:43.480 Yo, he's vibing.

01:19:45.020 He's feeling it, dude.

01:19:46.140 He's not.

01:19:48.900 She's a bad piece of shit, but I still say prayer.

01:19:51.340 Look at this guy.

01:19:52.060 Look at this guy's face.

01:19:53.440 By the way, I will say this.

01:19:54.620 Not twerking on it.

01:19:56.120 I will say that.

01:19:56.880 No, I don't know what she's doing.

01:19:58.140 They said she was twerking.

01:19:59.120 Oh, she was giving him meds?

01:20:00.020 She was putting pills in his mouth?

01:20:01.520 I think she was giving him his meds.

01:20:02.880 That might just be how he gets his meds.

01:20:05.100 Go back.

01:20:05.540 Yeah, that's how you get him to take the meds, man.

01:20:08.220 Look at her hair.

01:20:09.400 Nappy.

01:20:09.900 It's insane.

01:20:10.480 Yeah, terrible.

01:20:11.260 You wonder why Obama is with Jennifer Aniston right now.

01:20:16.980 Look at this.

01:20:17.800 We got to wake up every day for fucking 40 years.

01:20:19.840 I thought it was Michelle's penis, but it might be her hair.

01:20:22.420 It's a scumbag right out of my ilk.

01:20:24.460 I like it.

01:20:24.840 I like it.

01:20:25.240 I like it.

01:20:25.440 I like it.

01:20:25.720 I like it.

01:20:28.240 This is disgusting.

01:20:31.400 I want to go back because the police chief's name was Dick

01:20:35.520 Lowry, and I just like to think that his professional email, because

01:20:39.460 usually they'll be like, use your first name, and then the first

01:20:43.020 three letters is your last name.

01:20:44.120 And so his email is Dick Lowe at whatever.

01:20:49.360 Appalachia Police Department.

01:20:50.380 You've been sitting on that one for a while, haven't you, Cole?

01:20:53.220 I know.

01:20:53.680 Once I saw Dick Lowe.

01:20:55.140 This is what kills me about Coldo.

01:20:58.740 He had that joke in the can for two minutes, and he still couldn't come up

01:21:02.120 with the full email address.

01:21:03.160 It's like he was.

01:21:04.000 I just, the Dick Lowe was sitting there with that.

01:21:05.720 He's just like, he's like, the email address would be Dick Lowe at something.

01:21:09.260 You know what I mean?

01:21:09.920 That's like something I would do.

01:21:12.520 That's true.

01:21:13.740 Terrible.

01:21:14.580 All right.

01:21:15.680 Next.

01:21:16.640 What is this?

01:21:17.800 Next.

01:21:18.720 Who put this in the chat?

01:21:19.880 What is this?

01:21:20.140 Oh, I did.

01:21:20.620 Oh, yeah.

01:21:22.020 Every joke has to be about Jews today.

01:21:23.880 Is this Brother Nathaniel?

01:21:25.200 This was just, this is a cool Jew.

01:21:27.480 This is a cool Jew.

01:21:28.080 This guy's a cool Jew.

01:21:28.520 No, no, no.

01:21:28.980 This was actually something that was like, this was just for top, but like,

01:21:31.980 this is, just play it.

01:21:33.880 Just for top.

01:21:35.480 Humping at the well-in-law.

01:21:36.600 The well-in-law is the seat of a satanic ritual outlined by the 13th century

01:21:40.660 Jewish cult system known as the Kabbalah.

01:21:44.020 This so-called divine presence at the well-in-law is actually the Kabbalistic

01:21:50.040 feminine emanation of their false God, the Shekinah.

01:21:54.160 Watch closely how the rabbis thrust their pelvises and penises back and forth

01:21:58.400 in a prescribed prayer movement called davening, in which the Jew copulates

01:22:03.140 with the Shekinah in order to give birth to an erotic union with the Ain Sof,

01:22:08.100 the Kabbalistic masculine emanation of their false God.

01:22:11.660 They're participating in a lewd occult ritual for the so-called divine presence is

01:22:17.680 actually Satan himself.

01:22:20.300 The more you know.

01:22:22.360 I think he's right.

01:22:23.620 I believe every word of it, though.

01:22:24.820 Yeah, he's correct.

01:22:25.960 Right when I found that, I was like, Tom's going to be like, this is 100% true.

01:22:30.920 I'm just going to start like stating his fact.

01:22:33.760 Was that guy joking?

01:22:34.420 I don't think he was joking.

01:22:35.700 No, I don't know.

01:22:36.220 Some of the terms, some of the terms seem legitimate, right?

01:22:39.880 No, they seem legit.

01:22:40.880 Brother Nathaniel is his name, yeah.

01:22:42.800 It's like, I've heard some of these words before, and that's 100% true.

01:22:47.400 That dude is a legit guy out there.

01:22:49.060 I mean, he's a little bit crazy, a little over top, but he's like a certain type of Jew

01:22:52.160 that, like, I forget what kind he is, but he's like, basically like, fuck these Jews,

01:22:55.960 and he goes hard as fuck in the paint.

01:22:57.660 He's a Jew.

01:22:58.400 He follows me, actually.

01:22:59.440 Brother Nathaniel.

01:23:00.300 What's up, Brother Nathaniel?

01:23:01.280 Oh, yeah, I follow that guy, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:03.140 But he, he's an Orthodox Catholic priest.

01:23:08.500 Right.

01:23:09.140 So, yeah, he believes in Jesus, he just doesn't like the Jew.

01:23:11.180 There are holes, by the way, there are holes in the wall, and that's what they like, because

01:23:15.200 they stick their prayers in them.

01:23:16.540 They write little prayers on a piece of paper, and they roll it up, and they put it in the

01:23:20.500 wall, the little holes in the wall.

01:23:23.120 Perfect for putting a penis in as well.

01:23:24.660 What do you want to do here?

01:23:25.560 Because we have some more content, but I feel like this might be a penthouse material here.

01:23:30.040 Yes, fuck these people.

01:23:31.140 All right, let's tell them what we're going to do in the penthouse.

01:23:33.080 It's, which way, modern man, your girlfriend and your mom switch bodies, you have to fuck

01:23:36.480 one of them to change them back.

01:23:38.000 Who do you fuck, your mom or the girlfriend?

01:23:40.420 Where's the both option?

01:23:42.320 Oh, and this one here.

01:23:44.280 Are we just going to skip into the penthouse?

01:23:46.180 Oh, that's penthouse.

01:23:47.280 That's the penthouse material.

01:23:49.200 Let's do it.

01:23:50.020 Okay, let's do both of them in there.

01:23:51.200 Fuck it.

01:23:51.840 Join us in the penthouse.

01:23:53.000 Both of them bitches.

01:23:54.820 Well, we weren't on YouTube tonight, so half of our audience wasn't here, and the other

01:23:58.700 half will be on YouTube next week.

01:24:00.300 They were here?

01:24:01.080 Yeah, there was like 350 people in the Rumble shop.

01:24:02.900 Yeah, we had a lot.

01:24:03.860 Fuck yeah, dude.

01:24:04.600 Wow.

01:24:05.360 Yeah.

01:24:05.980 Hell yeah.

01:24:06.300 Awesome.

01:24:06.540 We sent a bunch of them over to fight for liberty, but yeah.

01:24:10.220 We lost like 30 of them.

01:24:11.640 They watched the rest of the episode over there.

01:24:13.220 I didn't care for you at first, but I've gained a whole new degenerate respect for my debaucherous

01:24:17.120 brother, and they're going to stay nasty.

01:24:19.260 Yeah.

01:24:20.460 They're going to stay nasty.

01:24:22.920 Well, thanks, Cupertimo.

01:24:24.440 I don't know why you didn't care for me at first, and now I don't like you.

01:24:27.220 Oh, I have an idea.

01:24:28.180 Wow.

01:24:29.440 He was being cool.

01:24:32.000 I don't like the people that go, I didn't like you at first.

01:24:35.080 It's like, well, then I don't like you now.

01:24:36.860 The episode we did.

01:24:37.760 It's like one auto like you last, all right?

01:24:40.760 On the cartel, I put it on the Patreon, and there's, I don't know, there's a bunch of comments

01:24:45.320 on there, and they're like, love this episode.

01:24:47.700 That guy, Clint's pretty cool, but he's kind of an asshole still.

01:24:50.480 But they're coming around to you.

01:24:51.780 They're like, he's pretty okay, but I still hate him.

01:24:54.420 And then someone just chimes in like an hour later, like, yeah, I kind of still hate him

01:24:57.740 too.

01:24:58.200 But you can tell, like, sentiment's changing.

01:25:01.060 It's really nice to see.

01:25:02.480 You're winning them over.

01:25:03.700 Changing culture.

01:25:04.500 Dude, I send, by the way, I send Lainey clips also a lot.

01:25:09.560 Like, I've sent, like, a few clips of Lainey.

01:25:11.220 Mostly of people being murdered, I assume.

01:25:13.080 No, there's one that was, like, it was really great.

01:25:14.960 It was a lady, you've probably seen it, it was just recently, where she's singing a parody

01:25:19.080 to a song.

01:25:20.400 Pistolero apologized for this last week, and then he comes back.

01:25:23.220 I hate that he idolizes black culture.

01:25:24.940 But I remember your fucking buttoned up apology, Pistolero.

01:25:28.080 Pistolero apologizes.

01:25:28.460 Oh, he rescinded it earlier in the chat.

01:25:30.280 I saw it.

01:25:31.360 Oh, he did?

01:25:31.900 He's a liar.

01:25:32.460 That's why I didn't even listen to him.

01:25:34.060 They're liars.

01:25:35.020 They are.

01:25:35.460 They're liars.

01:25:36.240 Yeah.

01:25:36.800 I don't need to listen to this.

01:25:37.360 No, it literally was, like, the apology was the equivalent of, like, you ever seen

01:25:41.280 those, like, memes where, like, how to say fuck you in, like, corporate email speak?

01:25:44.860 It was kind of like that.

01:25:46.020 Yeah.

01:25:46.260 But, uh, yeah.

01:25:47.300 Oh, I knew it would be right away.

01:25:48.840 Lying to the people, yeah.

01:25:49.900 Real quick before we go, I sent this thing to, um, it was an edit of this.

01:25:56.320 So, this is Westboro Baptist Church Lady Gaga parody.

01:26:00.060 What the fuck?

01:26:02.040 Oh, this is great.

01:26:02.840 You've seen this, right?

01:26:04.980 Yeah.

01:26:05.860 Tell me it's poker.

01:26:07.860 Oh, it is.

01:26:10.160 Oh, no, wait.

01:26:10.720 It's, uh, show up romance.

01:26:12.180 Oh, you pissed off God.

01:26:14.480 You'll see what he's got.

01:26:17.800 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:26:21.260 Oh, you pissed off God.

01:26:22.680 You'll see what he's got.

01:26:25.020 Oh, damn it.

01:26:26.300 You ain't got, no, you ain't got no poker face.

01:26:30.760 You show your film to everybody.

01:26:33.320 You just got, you just got, yeah, you just got your poorish face.

01:26:38.560 You ain't got no poker face.

01:26:44.460 You're not, no, no, no, no, no poker face.

01:26:46.940 Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

01:26:48.740 I never even realized this, but it was.

01:26:50.520 You ain't got, you ain't got a motherfucking only face.

01:26:55.500 Tony, shut the fuck up.

01:26:56.700 I can't hear you with the sound of.

01:26:57.840 Scott hates you.

01:26:59.120 Oh, this is probably my рын buddy.

01:27:02.900 oh you pissed off god you'll get what you got and she goes at 9 11 and then it was an edit

01:27:17.060 of like of a 9 11 edit it was amazing i sent that to laney i was like this is perfect for you

01:27:23.300 oh my god this will be the song next dude that's what i was hoping i was hoping to see like this

01:27:27.940 just the hell yeah yo unironically though laney this is actually a sick background song for a laney

01:27:39.620 edit yeah no for real what was it what was it cool for real they're actually not bad at singing i have

01:27:46.820 a request next week yeah lady gaga poker face that song does slap it is like specifically the

01:27:52.340 westboro baptist version i didn't realize i'm not even kidding you could you can overlay so much

01:27:57.860 stuff there you could like i don't know like like what you know 9 11 like you throw some jewish in

01:28:02.420 there like i don't know it'd be easy to do it do like well because the whole time she's making

01:28:06.180 little comments like that she's like she literally said like y'all belong in hell or something yeah i

01:28:10.340 didn't realize this is what it was until i just like it was you know that it was the westboro baptist

01:28:14.980 church went to a school and they're like we're gonna perform for these kids we're going live tonight

01:28:20.740 boys we're doing it or girls how professional they were like they're in sync that's saying they

01:28:28.420 practice that a lot and the lyrics are great i've had several dms i had to ignore because i get a good

01:28:34.020 amount of video suggestions and perverts you're literally one of them which one is cole is he the

01:28:38.820 video suggestion or is he the person it's so funny because it's like it'd be like it's like if one of

01:28:43.700 y'all like message me like i get so many dms it's like you follow me that is a lady edit

01:29:00.740 is that not a lady edit right there just perfect for it oh yeah the whole song just like you could

01:29:05.620 throw just hold on different drops i need to know from laney if one of our audience is trying to him

01:29:11.380 oh yeah because she said and or he said and perverts

01:29:19.220 all right see you all in the penthouse because if that's true that's fucking funny as hell all

01:29:22.820 right we'll see you in the penthouse thank you it's the tower power hour slut to the tower power

01:29:27.300 hour bitch no way jose liberty lockdown to the tower power plant bitch reed

01:29:33.620 coal top lobster and toad tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang tower gang

01:29:44.340 liberty lock is true thing same with lobster cole and jose toad is sick no way jose

01:29:50.500 that's

01:30:06.500 its so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all

01:30:12.340 That's all, folks.

Tower Gang - January 31, 2025

Ep 214 - Pussy Sand

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