Tower Gang - Ep 213 - #JailDave

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00:00:27.380 Hashtag make a play.

00:00:30.000 My heart goes out to you. 1.00

00:00:41.120 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, 1.00

00:00:45.520 where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:00:46.900 They are basically farm equipment.

00:00:48.380 That's crazy.

00:00:50.820 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:00:53.460 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:00:57.240 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:01:02.720 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:01:04.560 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00

00:01:09.620 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:01:10.460 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:13.940 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:15.400 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:21.040 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:22.160 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:26.100 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:27.920 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:28.720 Look at the fucking targeting on my shirt, bitches. 1.00

00:01:34.580 It's Wednesday. 1.00

00:01:35.280 It's 9-11 plus five minutes because we only start on time.

00:01:38.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:01:39.120 We got Toad up in the building.

00:01:40.520 He's very upset with Cole. 1.00

00:01:42.220 He's fucking. 1.00

00:01:42.880 He's pretty. 1.00

00:01:43.760 He's retarded. 1.00

00:01:44.880 We love him very much. 0.85

00:01:46.100 Toad, tell us how you're feeling.

00:01:48.360 Very angry.

00:01:49.620 Why?

00:01:49.900 Why are you so angry?

00:01:51.280 What happened?

00:01:52.540 You just insist on putting words in my mouth and telling me that I said things that I didn't say. 0.99

00:01:57.180 What the fuck did I do? 1.00

00:01:59.580 Toad, Toad, are you an angry little man? 1.00

00:02:03.180 I'm an angry little man.

00:02:07.240 We also have Tower Gang Jose who will be on Tinfoil Hat later this evening with his homeboy. 0.99

00:02:13.780 We got Cole up in the motherfucker because he's tiny. 0.98

00:02:17.040 We forgot the homeboy's name. 0.99

00:02:18.460 I know his name is Austin.

00:02:20.040 Something.

00:02:21.080 Oh, I thought you were just doing the thing with his dude, his homeboy.

00:02:24.580 He's going to be on there with him.

00:02:27.360 I figure people know by now.

00:02:29.200 Anyways, we got Cole.

00:02:30.260 He's tiny. 1.00

00:02:30.820 He talks shit. 1.00

00:02:31.780 He puts words in Toad's mouth because he's a fucking scumbag of the highest order. 1.00

00:02:35.440 We also have Top Loft. 1.00

00:02:36.720 So the presenter of Top Lofts.com.

00:02:38.120 And you got Clint Russell, the host of Liberty Lockdown, who also now has a promo code to MyPillow.

00:02:43.040 If you want to get a discount, you can use the code LOCKDOWN.

00:02:45.720 Buy whatever you want.

00:02:46.540 I get paid.

00:02:47.040 Thank you very much.

00:02:47.900 Do you really? 1.00

00:02:48.520 Fuck yeah. 1.00

00:02:49.240 Real shit. 1.00

00:02:50.640 My Blood Pillow. 1.00

00:02:51.700 Mike Lindell is in business with you.

00:02:54.360 That's crazy.

00:02:55.420 He should start selling Liberty Lockdown.

00:02:57.440 Wait, so are you doing areas for MyPillow now?

00:02:59.000 Wait, hold on.

00:02:59.780 Hold on.

00:03:00.300 Is it because of the Blood Pillow?

00:03:01.880 Are you selling a MyBloodPillow?

00:03:04.160 If you go to MyPillow.com slash Lockdown, you can find the Blood Pillow.

00:03:08.620 Wait, are you telling me Mind Comfy has now approved MyPillow merchandise?

00:03:14.020 Oh man, it's not.

00:03:15.640 And they may disaffiliate if they see that.

00:03:19.020 He hasn't seen the Mind Comfy?

00:03:20.240 Oh man.

00:03:21.000 I don't think...

00:03:21.240 I don't think...

00:03:21.800 Is there a better...

00:03:23.380 Because usually, I've always thought, if you're going to advertise a product, you should be

00:03:29.460 like, I use this product.

00:03:31.140 This product represents what I...

00:03:32.440 Mind Comfy needs to be right there. 0.97

00:03:34.180 It really does.

00:03:34.860 But like, is there any other product besides a pillow that better describes Clint?

00:03:41.280 Like, they're just like, no, it's like, it is almost...

00:03:43.660 It's the closest Clint was made to sell pillows. 1.00

00:03:46.580 Yo, you want to get cozy up in this bitch? 1.00

00:03:49.100 Go to MyPillow.com slash Lockdown. 1.00

00:03:50.240 You think this nigga was called the podcasting? 1.00

00:03:52.300 No. 1.00

00:03:53.180 Fucking pillow salesman. 1.00

00:03:55.220 That's what he's for. 1.00

00:03:56.380 I was built to slaying them pillows, bruh.

00:03:58.920 Yeah.

00:03:59.240 By the way, what...

00:04:00.400 You made any sales?

00:04:01.840 I literally just got it an hour ago.

00:04:03.600 Dude.

00:04:03.800 Oh, that's cool.

00:04:05.100 So this is the first time it's been presented, too.

00:04:07.620 Yeah.

00:04:08.640 That's awesome.

00:04:09.580 I didn't even have it on my episode for Liberty Lockdown today.

00:04:11.900 By the way, what Toad is mad about for the audience.

00:04:14.220 Toad said he was in the ER for three days because of a fever.

00:04:16.880 I did not say that.

00:04:18.200 I said I was sick for like four to five days.

00:04:22.280 I had a fever.

00:04:22.460 I have the messages.

00:04:23.620 I was over 103 for three plus days.

00:04:26.160 And at that point, I went to the ER on Monday.

00:04:28.620 And I was in the ER for like a few hours. 0.99

00:04:30.900 That's what I fucking said because that's what fucking happened. 0.99

00:04:33.800 Okay. 1.00

00:04:34.740 Okay.

00:04:35.180 I have the messages here.

00:04:37.860 And I'm going to read them verbatim.

00:04:39.520 And y'all can decide how you would interpret this because...

00:04:42.320 I wasn't in the ER for a few days.

00:04:43.880 I didn't say that I was.

00:04:45.320 Well, he's going to read them.

00:04:46.360 So we're going to find them.

00:04:46.780 I'm going to read exactly what you said.

00:04:48.060 Let me go back and find it.

00:04:48.940 I'm going to say, guys, really quickly, I think we should let Cole and Toad handle this.

00:04:52.620 Like, I'm still in that.

00:04:54.120 Complete silence.

00:04:55.180 Just nothing.

00:04:56.300 No, I want to see it.

00:04:57.280 So he literally said, I had to go to the ER for...

00:04:59.000 Drop out and put them side by side.

00:05:00.620 We're not even here anymore.

00:05:01.820 I had to go to the ER for 103 fever for three straight days.

00:05:05.280 That's what he said.

00:05:06.400 I had the fever for three straight days.

00:05:08.520 If you read that, does that not sound...

00:05:10.880 He went to the ER for three straight days for 103 fever.

00:05:13.940 That's exactly how it...

00:05:14.980 Grammatically, he deceived us.

00:05:16.740 Yes, exactly.

00:05:17.640 I wasn't trying to. 1.00

00:05:18.860 I'm fucking, like, NyQuil high out of my fucking mind when I'm typing this shit. 1.00

00:05:23.860 I know, but in fairness, you said that Cole was putting words in your mouth. 1.00

00:05:28.600 Yes.

00:05:29.220 You're being incredibly aggro when you're clearly somewhat at fault, at least.

00:05:33.840 What did you have, Toad?

00:05:34.720 What's going on with you?

00:05:35.500 I'm not even...

00:05:36.520 Implying that I said something that I didn't actually say is what's going on.

00:05:40.760 He's...

00:05:41.040 He just read it.

00:05:41.980 He did say it.

00:05:43.000 I literally just read it.

00:05:43.820 I'm literally...

00:05:44.460 Verbatim, I have it right here.

00:05:46.660 It's like, there was no comma.

00:05:49.140 You just had a run-on sentence.

00:05:49.840 If you inferred that, that's your fault.

00:05:52.020 No, that's what everybody inferred, though.

00:05:54.140 Everybody thought that.

00:05:55.220 That's what the words said.

00:05:56.220 Oh, my God.

00:05:56.940 I told my wife I was, like, coaching in the ER for three days for a fever.

00:06:00.820 And she was like, really?

00:06:01.960 How did we not know?

00:06:03.040 And I was like, you just lied about it.

00:06:05.100 This will make you feel better, Toad.

00:06:07.040 I didn't believe a word of it.

00:06:08.340 I thought you were probably fine. 1.00

00:06:09.880 I just immediately wrote it off as bullshit. 0.99

00:06:11.420 The only thing I... 0.99

00:06:12.320 Because he kept talking about...

00:06:14.360 For, like, the last week, he kept talking about...

00:06:16.580 He was like, I have severe migraines.

00:06:18.820 I had...

00:06:19.200 He got sent home from work.

00:06:20.700 He said he got sent home from work.

00:06:21.280 I see I have severe.

00:06:22.460 I'm out.

00:06:24.060 Yeah, that's true.

00:06:24.840 It was bad, dude.

00:06:26.020 Sometimes...

00:06:27.100 I just don't want to do this anymore.

00:06:28.960 I have never seen anything like this, man.

00:06:33.540 That was right before this whole thing.

00:06:35.540 Dude, it was bad, dude.

00:06:36.940 Friday, like, into Saturday.

00:06:38.300 I couldn't...

00:06:38.820 I couldn't get up.

00:06:40.320 I couldn't do anything.

00:06:41.160 I couldn't move.

00:06:41.520 You couldn't get it up?

00:06:42.760 Is that a problem you usually face?

00:06:43.660 Yeah, I couldn't do that either.

00:06:45.800 But you still did better off deads.

00:06:47.520 I mean, I don't think I tried, but...

00:06:49.280 So you had fevers?

00:06:50.440 He did make a claim that he was barely there for better off dead.

00:06:54.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:54.280 So I did kind of want to check to see if he's full of shit, but I also don't care that much. 0.99

00:06:58.040 The problem is we couldn't tell what a there toad for better off dead is and a not there toad for better off dead is. 1.00

00:07:04.640 Better off dead on, like, Saturday, Sunday, Monday must have been, like, pretty ridiculous. 0.98

00:07:10.020 On three days. 0.98

00:07:10.880 He did it three days.

00:07:11.960 I do it every day.

00:07:13.640 I can't stop.

00:07:14.420 I really feel like he goes in such a flow state and in such a whacked out, like, MKL for victim that it's literally the same no matter his state of mind. 0.84

00:07:20.100 You couldn't get better off dead?

00:07:22.780 You had to do off dead better? 0.85

00:07:26.460 Like, dude, everything is working against you. 0.99

00:07:31.140 It's because I took the other one as well and I fucked it up. 0.75

00:07:38.080 Wait, so you're camping your preferred handle? 0.96

00:07:40.780 What is that?

00:07:42.660 Oh, you don't want to switch off to the proper handle because you don't want to give up on your 225 subscribers?

00:07:49.060 I don't know what I did.

00:07:50.480 He has to pay himself for the handle, by the way.

00:07:53.440 He's holding out for payment.

00:07:56.240 Just Google how to change it.

00:07:57.880 Jesus Christ.

00:07:58.320 Do me a favor.

00:07:59.040 What day did he say he was in the hospital for three days?

00:08:03.180 No, I was in the hospital.

00:08:04.720 I went to the ER on Monday.

00:08:06.780 We're not asking when you went.

00:08:08.180 We're asking whenever we said it.

00:08:09.560 I love how this serves a surveillance of Tone, like this show.

00:08:12.760 On the 20th or whatever.

00:08:14.440 So wait, did you go to the ER or not?

00:08:16.700 Yeah, on the 20th on Monday.

00:08:18.720 All right, then pull up the episode from Monday.

00:08:21.280 Let's see how he was doing.

00:08:21.980 How many days ago was Monday?

00:08:23.260 Two days.

00:08:23.500 No, I think he was lying.

00:08:25.100 Let's check it out.

00:08:25.600 I'm not lying, dude.

00:08:26.760 Oh, this is it.

00:08:27.380 20th, right?

00:08:28.180 He looks fine to me. 1.00

00:08:29.420 Fucking full of shit. 1.00

00:08:31.800 Full of shit, dude. 1.00

00:08:32.360 I don't remember even doing this episode. 1.00

00:08:34.500 I don't think.

00:08:35.400 As usual, it is Monday, January 20th.

00:08:39.740 Dude, what's with the face thing?

00:08:42.200 What's the face?

00:08:43.060 Are you seeing the face thing?

00:08:44.000 He actually, no.

00:08:44.800 He know what it is.

00:08:45.780 He had a stroke.

00:08:46.880 That's what the problem was.

00:08:47.940 He actually.

00:08:48.760 He's having a stroke.

00:08:50.060 He does. 1.00

00:08:50.800 He had another fucking stroke. 1.00

00:08:51.920 Maybe I did. 1.00

00:08:52.660 What is with this?

00:08:53.880 He's doing this like, it's like he's doing a cool face or something.

00:08:56.860 I don't remember, man.

00:08:58.380 Dude, don't have a stroke.

00:08:59.740 He looks, by the way. 0.99

00:09:01.640 And none of his five viewers did shit. 0.99

00:09:05.100 He doesn't look any different, by the way. 0.99

00:09:07.460 That's kind of green. 1.00

00:09:08.240 Well, that's because of the fucking life. 1.00

00:09:11.360 Toad, you look totally normal. 0.99

00:09:15.160 It's definitely not the reason I have the day off, in my own mind, at the very least.

00:09:20.180 We're going to talk about all these sports that are going on today.

00:09:22.660 We got some afternoon action in college basketball, NBA, and I think in the NFL as well.

00:09:27.960 He's completely fine.

00:09:29.320 You didn't get it.

00:09:29.980 Something's off about his mannerisms.

00:09:31.500 You're telling me this very day you went to the ER.

00:09:35.160 Yeah, like several hours after this, yes.

00:09:38.520 I don't believe you.

00:09:39.660 Let's see if you deteriorated toward the end.

00:09:41.740 It is an hour long, yeah.

00:09:42.920 But I think in this case, it is the way that I was doing this game.

00:09:47.320 By the way, I was sick, and I had like a head cold and stuff like that.

00:09:51.780 I couldn't do this for an hour.

00:09:53.680 He's saying he has such a bad fever, he had to go to the ER for three days.

00:10:00.080 Mute it, please.

00:10:01.320 I can't stand listening to him.

00:10:02.440 A lot of reasons to do that.

00:10:03.500 He does actually seem a little rough, to be fair to him.

00:10:06.680 No, that's enormous.

00:10:07.980 Those are flawless plugs.

00:10:09.400 That's just his natural...

00:10:10.820 I had a bad weekend, man.

00:10:13.840 Cry me a river about that.

00:10:15.600 Cry me a...

00:10:16.900 Betting-wise, it's been actually pretty good over the last few days.

00:10:19.480 I had a huge day.

00:10:19.680 I like Toad telling himself to cry himself a river about being sick.

00:10:26.240 I tell myself that all the time.

00:10:28.220 Look, I want to have just a real serious moment for a second.

00:10:31.560 Toad, you need to go to anger therapy.

00:10:33.300 A hundred percent.

00:10:35.900 Do they have lie therapy?

00:10:37.280 Because he's definitely been caught in a lie, right?

00:10:39.480 A lot of things.

00:10:41.580 And this is what he does.

00:10:42.560 He gets really aggro when he's anywhere close to being caught in a lie. 0.99

00:10:47.420 It's like when we point out that you don't know shit about technology. 1.00

00:10:51.040 He's like, fuck you. 1.00

00:10:52.100 I fucking know 010011101. 1.00

00:10:55.420 You just thought that I worded it in a certain... 0.98

00:10:57.240 Because of the way that I worded it, you thought I was saying something I didn't say.

00:11:00.320 You worded it in a certain way.

00:11:01.800 I didn't mean I was in the ER for three days.

00:11:04.940 Nobody's in the ER for three days.

00:11:06.500 But hold on.

00:11:07.340 They give you a little bit.

00:11:08.420 Exactly.

00:11:09.020 Nobody's in the ER for three days.

00:11:11.600 Hold on.

00:11:12.000 But if I said the same thing, and you came to me and go, dude, you were in the ER for three days.

00:11:16.720 And I go, oh, no.

00:11:17.740 I just wrote that wrong.

00:11:18.860 My bad. 1.00

00:11:19.600 Instead, you went, no, fuck you. 1.00

00:11:22.520 Fuck you. 1.00

00:11:23.500 Fuck your family. 1.00

00:11:24.600 You said, I'm sick of this fucking shit. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Cole's always putting fucking words in my fucking mouth. 1.00

00:11:29.280 That's exactly what he said. 1.00

00:11:31.420 And I was like, oh, my buddy Toad.

00:11:33.560 I don't like when people do that to me.

00:11:34.700 But you did it.

00:11:35.960 You see how it's an unreasonable reaction, though?

00:11:38.460 All right.

00:11:38.840 Let's review the tape.

00:11:40.300 If he's really out of it.

00:11:41.760 Do I believe if Toad was in the hospital this past weekend?

00:11:45.380 Yeah, for three days.

00:11:46.580 I was in the ER.

00:11:47.620 That's YouTube.

00:11:48.920 Just the way you said ER, I'm immediately suspect. 0.99

00:11:52.500 You're lying about what I fucking said. 0.99

00:11:57.380 I was in the ER. 1.00

00:11:59.480 I had a fucking fever of over 103 for three to four days. 1.00

00:12:04.200 So at that point, I had to go to fucking ER. 0.99

00:12:06.260 And I was in the ER for a few hours. 1.00

00:12:08.980 That is exactly what I fucking said. 1.00

00:12:11.040 That's exactly what I fucking said. 1.00

00:12:13.100 I know what you said. 1.00

00:12:14.280 I know what you said.

00:12:16.420 Yes, it is.

00:12:17.100 I'm going to go back and find it.

00:12:18.760 That's exactly what I said.

00:12:20.420 Because it's what happened. 1.00

00:12:21.720 Don't you fucking say what he fucking said, you fucking dick face. 1.00

00:12:26.400 I'm fucking sick of you telling me what I said about what happened to me. 1.00

00:12:32.140 We're still on Rumble. 0.98

00:12:33.340 I'm going to cut this.

00:12:34.520 All right, all right, all right.

00:12:35.260 All right, that's what happened here, Toad.

00:12:36.920 Just so everybody knows, if you subscribe to the Patreon, you can watch the pre-show and the post-show.

00:12:43.640 That was unreal.

00:12:44.480 It was immediate.

00:12:46.460 I mean, zero to 100.

00:12:47.520 I mean, Toad, watching that back, do you feel bad about how you lost your mind on Cole for you having misworded? 1.00

00:12:53.840 Nah, fuck Cole. 1.00

00:12:54.440 Did any part of you go, that nigga lying, clearly? 1.00

00:12:57.340 Like, look at the way he's reacting. 0.98

00:12:58.800 Do I feel bad?

00:12:59.660 Yes.

00:13:00.000 Was I lying?

00:13:00.720 No.

00:13:01.480 No, no.

00:13:01.800 But if you saw someone react in that manner, would you not be suspicious of lying?

00:13:05.620 Uh, I don't know.

00:13:24.060 He can't put himself in that shoe.

00:13:26.360 He can't.

00:13:27.100 No, but I did have breakfast this morning. 0.99

00:13:31.440 I thought we were going to talk about Elon Musk, but Toad always comes with his own shit, and now we're like... 0.99

00:13:36.020 We have our own Elon Musk. 0.99

00:13:37.680 We have our own guy. 0.99

00:13:38.560 Yeah, why would we talk about rich Elon when we could have fucking... 0.99

00:13:41.700 Everybody's talking about... 1.00

00:13:42.940 Kyle, this motherfucker did a fucking white power to the goddamn LB. 1.00

00:13:47.580 That's true. 1.00

00:13:48.040 He was far more explicit in his fucking... 0.99

00:13:50.000 In his intention. 0.99

00:13:50.920 I said it.

00:13:51.620 White power, baby. 1.00

00:13:52.780 It's like, everybody's talking about Elon Musk.

00:13:54.660 There's only one podcast talking about Toad.

00:13:57.180 So, I mean, that makes us different.

00:14:00.260 You know what I mean?

00:14:01.040 Better.

00:14:02.100 Special.

00:14:02.480 Maybe.

00:14:03.080 No.

00:14:03.380 Retarded. 0.99

00:14:04.340 Yes.

00:14:04.880 Special, like I said.

00:14:06.200 Yeah.

00:14:06.700 Although, it is probably one of the funniest things.

00:14:09.260 Like, it was out of nowhere, and he just...

00:14:11.180 Oh, see, Kyle?

00:14:11.900 Dude, greatest thing ever.

00:14:12.940 Just out of nowhere.

00:14:13.760 I really think it was just intrusive thoughts.

00:14:15.920 Because I literally struggle both sides of this.

00:14:19.120 I struggle being like the people who are freaking out and being like,

00:14:22.760 Oh my God, he's a Nazi. 0.71

00:14:24.440 And you're like, Come on, dude. 1.00

00:14:25.120 He's not a fucking Nazi. 1.00

00:14:26.060 That's retarded. 1.00

00:14:27.120 But then on the flip side, it's like people are like, 0.74

00:14:29.440 It's not a Sieg Heil. 0.98

00:14:30.640 And you're like, That's kind of exactly a fucking Sieg Heil. 0.97

00:14:34.200 Like, twice. 0.98

00:14:35.160 Like, I don't know.

00:14:36.180 I think dude was just like in his head like, 0.76

00:14:37.820 You know what would be really fucking cool? 0.79

00:14:39.020 If I Sieg Heil. 0.72

00:14:40.100 And he was like, No, Elon.

00:14:41.380 Don't Sieg Heil.

00:14:42.040 And you're like, No, but it'd be really cool.

00:14:44.620 Like, no one ever see Kyle.

00:14:45.840 It'd be a really unique thing to do.

00:14:47.120 And you're like, Don't do it, Elon.

00:14:47.760 I think Elon was thinking to himself,

00:14:49.780 Look, I'm not a Nazi, but I love memes.

00:14:52.980 And if I do this, it is going to be the most memed thing of the entire week.

00:14:56.860 I think his brain literally works in,

00:14:59.620 I want to be the guy that does first.

00:15:01.940 And like, so he's like, I want to be the guy that makes, like, goes to Mars first.

00:15:06.520 I want to be the guy that goes to, like, that gets to commercial, like, space travel first.

00:15:12.280 He's like, I want to be the guy that Sieg Heil at, like, in the, like.

00:15:15.420 At an American inauguration.

00:15:17.020 At an inauguration first.

00:15:18.380 That was me.

00:15:18.780 I did it.

00:15:19.060 He has like a cheese eating grin when he's doing it too. 0.99

00:15:20.460 Like, he's like, Dude, I'm fucking Sieg Heil, dog. 0.98

00:15:22.560 I'm Sieg Heil. 0.99

00:15:23.640 Dude, you know, if he could do it, he would have clicked his heels. 1.00

00:15:26.240 I just want to say, fuck the Jews. 1.00

00:15:29.900 Throw them up. 1.00

00:15:38.300 Who did that edit? 0.99

00:15:39.300 I forget.

00:15:39.960 That's a banger edit.

00:15:41.800 Oh, speaking of, if you're here right now watching the show,

00:15:45.320 I want you to go over to Lainey Edits.

00:15:48.980 Yeah, I'm going to put it in the chat here.

00:15:51.440 So I uploaded all of them.

00:15:53.720 And, uh, yeah, I just want you guys to MKUltra yourselves.

00:15:57.820 I watched, like, five of them in the gym.

00:15:59.380 It was really fun.

00:16:00.420 Dude, that has, like, more followers than Toad,

00:16:02.120 and we haven't even promoted it yet.

00:16:04.860 Yeah, this is the first time promoting it. 0.98

00:16:06.140 Go to, uh, rumble.com or all that shit. 0.87

00:16:09.200 It's in the description. 0.98

00:16:09.860 I put it in the description, Toad.

00:16:11.980 It actually does.

00:16:14.240 The subscribers are the lie.

00:16:15.680 The view is the truth.

00:16:18.000 Rumble's jacking up the numbers, man.

00:16:20.200 Whoa.

00:16:20.700 Got a lie.

00:16:21.120 This is for after.

00:16:22.280 That's for after.

00:16:23.520 Keep on, uh, throwing up those super chats,

00:16:25.600 and we will address them after the mailbag, maybe.

00:16:28.280 Feed us a morning, maybe.

00:16:29.620 I saw a super chat that said, uh, Cole has zaddy vibes.

00:16:32.640 I don't know what that means.

00:16:33.540 I don't know what that means. 1.00

00:16:34.340 I assume it means that they want you to fuck them, I guess. 1.00

00:16:37.400 Like, Gen Z daddy? 1.00

00:16:38.960 I don't know.

00:16:39.800 Zaddy.

00:16:40.320 I don't know.

00:16:41.400 I'm not Gen Z, but...

00:16:42.640 We'll explore it later.

00:16:44.020 No, yeah, we'll explore it.

00:16:45.220 I love this, like, uh...

00:16:46.160 Oh, zaddy, yeah. 0.94

00:16:47.400 Like, um... 1.00

00:16:47.940 My wife might let you suck my dick. 1.00

00:16:50.940 Like my father-in-law, daddy. 1.00

00:16:54.040 My wife might let you suck my dick. 1.00

00:16:57.120 Jeez, is that true, Cole? 1.00

00:17:04.260 No, dude, uh, it was funny.

00:17:05.560 In the, um, in the old Tower Gang chat, um, I actually brought up a question of,

00:17:11.160 is it worse?

00:17:12.940 Is it, like, what's worse? 0.96

00:17:14.540 To be a virgin like Toad for the rest of your, like, your whole life. 1.00

00:17:17.940 You die a virgin, but you get a blowjob. 1.00

00:17:20.160 You get blowjobs. 1.00

00:17:21.840 Or, like me, zero blowjobs, but not a virgin. 1.00

00:17:27.460 What would be more, like, you would be like, oh, like, really? 0.99

00:17:30.800 Like, I don't know.

00:17:31.680 Like, what would be worse?

00:17:34.960 Whoa.

00:17:35.340 I think it's definitely worse to be Toad, whatever the context.

00:17:39.060 Let's just say...

00:17:39.980 Wait, so, let's restart the hypothetical. 1.00

00:17:42.840 Are you saying you're a virgin, but you've gotten your dick sucked? 1.00

00:17:44.880 Is that what you're saying? 1.00

00:17:45.580 Yes, you're a virgin, but you get blowjobs. 1.00

00:17:47.680 Like, you never fucked a pussy. 1.00

00:17:49.280 Hypothetically, yes. 1.00

00:17:50.880 What level of blowies are we talking?

00:17:55.840 Right.

00:17:56.420 Let's just say, are these mythicals?

00:17:59.120 If they're mythicals...

00:18:00.120 On a scale, for example, it is just like...

00:18:04.400 Just think of it, like, instead of having sex.

00:18:06.440 So, if you're, like, for the average person's amount of sex, 0.99

00:18:09.380 like, you get blowjobs instead. 1.00

00:18:10.480 Best sex you ever had versus best blowjob you ever had. 0.99

00:18:12.620 I'm going infinity best blowjobs I've ever had. 1.00

00:18:16.060 Isn't that good? 0.99

00:18:17.140 Oh, man, I'm good.

00:18:17.980 Oh, yeah, you don't understand.

00:18:19.700 You don't understand.

00:18:20.440 The toe curling just launched into outer space.

00:18:24.160 So, again, so that's hypothetical.

00:18:26.660 It's just, like, literally the same person's life...

00:18:31.000 Does it?

00:18:32.020 Whoa.

00:18:34.260 What's that like?

00:18:35.040 That sounds cool. 0.91

00:18:36.440 The same person's life on each one, but one has sex, 0.99

00:18:40.300 and it's the same, like, whatever bell curve of bad to great sex,

00:18:44.380 and the other person, same, like, amount and number of times or whatever,

00:18:50.480 same bell curve, bad to great,

00:18:53.340 which life would be more embarrassing to, like, at the end?

00:18:56.780 Oh, more embarrassing?

00:18:57.900 Or, like, it would be, like...

00:18:58.960 Yeah, it's more embarrassing to be a virgin forever. 1.00

00:19:00.720 Yeah, it's more embarrassing on paper to not ever have gotten pussy 1.00

00:19:03.300 or not be fucking regularly, you know? 1.00

00:19:06.760 Over not having blowjobs? 0.99

00:19:09.400 Yeah, but that sounds weird, because if you're like, 0.99

00:19:11.140 yeah, me and my wife, like, don't... 1.00

00:19:13.100 But she sucks my dick. 1.00

00:19:14.160 They'd be like, what is going on? 1.00

00:19:16.280 What is up with your relationship? 0.99

00:19:17.880 Are you guys so gay? 1.00

00:19:18.760 My wife doesn't have a pussy, so it's like... 1.00

00:19:24.220 You might be gay. 1.00

00:19:26.100 You might be gay if you have a wife and she only blows you, 1.00

00:19:29.740 like, you're like, no, I don't want to fuck you. 1.00

00:19:31.300 Well, imagine if that's, like, all your wife just does nothing but blow. 1.00

00:19:34.060 You will never fuck you. 1.00

00:19:35.140 You'd be like, what is... 0.99

00:19:36.320 I can't even, like, track what's going on with that relationship. 1.00

00:19:39.140 She's saving her vagina for the boyfriend. 1.00

00:19:40.960 Dude, that's like the dude that hooked up with Obama. 1.00

00:19:44.620 He only sucks dick. 1.00

00:19:45.420 He doesn't actually... 1.00

00:19:46.420 He doesn't fuck or get fucked. 1.00

00:19:48.060 It's wild. 1.00

00:19:49.280 Right.

00:19:49.580 Mouth open.

00:19:49.960 That's weird.

00:19:50.960 Yeah.

00:19:51.100 Yeah, that's bizarre.

00:19:52.200 By the way, there's a rumor floating around, 0.95

00:19:53.940 and it seems to have some actual fucking fire to the smoke that... 0.99

00:19:57.080 I didn't fuck him, by the way. 1.00

00:19:58.260 Oh, yeah, Barack is getting divorced. 1.00

00:19:59.860 Yeah, that Barack Obama is leaving the fucking manliest man on the planet 0.99

00:20:03.360 to get with Jennifer Aniston, the hottest 50-plus-year-old on the planet. 1.00

00:20:07.240 Excuse me?

00:20:08.180 Massive upgrade.

00:20:08.880 No, it's a real, yeah.

00:20:09.780 That is a major step-up.

00:20:10.980 Because... 1.00

00:20:11.780 Did you know Joan Rivers died two days after saying Michelle Obama had a penis? 1.00

00:20:16.320 I did, actually. 1.00

00:20:17.460 Oh, top, top.

00:20:19.180 The thing is, because the divorce thing came about because Michelle wasn't there for the 1.00

00:20:24.060 inauguration to celebrate it with Obama.

00:20:26.420 Like, Obama was there.

00:20:27.800 And then, like...

00:20:28.560 And then Jennifer Aniston's friend leaked DMs of her confirming that she's seeing Obama, 0.98

00:20:33.800 which is fucking unbelievable. 0.99

00:20:35.520 Holy cow. 0.99

00:20:35.860 That's crazy.

00:20:36.640 Do you think the Big Might stuff, once she is away from the former president, does Big

00:20:43.140 Might come out? 0.94

00:20:44.400 Dude, what if she starts, what if she starts, like, rocking suits and shit and just, like... 0.99

00:20:48.380 Just goes full on. 0.99

00:20:49.460 Like, puffs her hair out and does the fro and she's just a dude?

00:20:52.260 Because, like, if you're...

00:20:53.460 Starts dating chicks.

00:20:54.020 Let's say, like, because the whole backstory is it was, like, a friend from college, right?

00:20:59.220 Or something like that, that he met this guy in college and that became Michelle.

00:21:04.000 If that is the true story, let's say that's the true story, and then Obama's with this 1.00

00:21:08.620 guy for years, and then now all of a sudden he's going to give it up for pussy, I would 1.00

00:21:12.240 think that guy would be so mad to be like, you know what? 1.00

00:21:14.240 Fuck it. 1.00

00:21:14.740 I'm a dude. 1.00

00:21:15.740 He's gay. 1.00

00:21:16.800 Like, just come out and just, like, kill him because, like, oh, you're going to divorce 1.00

00:21:20.240 me? 1.00

00:21:20.600 All right, you're gay. 1.00

00:21:21.880 And then, like, come out and destroy him. 1.00

00:21:23.620 I feel like that, like, that may be how it comes out. 0.55

00:21:26.720 Oh, you're going to divorce me? 1.00

00:21:26.740 You are gay. 1.00

00:21:28.900 Dude, there's no... 1.00

00:21:29.800 Yeah, there's no way Aniston is a man.

00:21:32.780 I mean, that's a great way to beat the accusations, though, if, like, if his ex is, like... 0.99

00:21:36.980 Oh, she's just a hideous man beast. 1.00

00:21:38.900 You know, like, he's gay. 1.00

00:21:40.120 You're like, I'm fucking her. 1.00

00:21:41.420 Like, I don't know what you're talking about. 1.00

00:21:42.160 Now that Toad says that she's not a man, I'm thinking she is.

00:21:45.180 Yeah, I'm kind of looking at it.

00:21:46.260 Does your all-structure and everything?

00:21:47.860 Yeah.

00:21:48.220 Nah.

00:21:49.060 That's a...

00:21:49.460 I mean, that's a stronger jaw than I have.

00:21:51.160 That is a cute me.

00:21:52.460 Like, look at that jaw.

00:21:53.240 Put the jaws next to each other. 0.55

00:21:54.260 Look at it.

00:21:55.160 Seriously.

00:21:55.660 Like, look at my jaw.

00:21:56.640 Look at hers.

00:21:56.980 Put a mustacheless beard on different ends.

00:21:59.520 Yeah, that's me, dude.

00:22:00.120 That's a cute me. 1.00

00:22:01.220 Put some fucking eye shadow on. 1.00

00:22:01.940 Wait, took the hair away? 1.00

00:22:03.060 And I bet you have about the same size of tits, too. 1.00

00:22:05.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:06.400 No tits. 1.00

00:22:07.260 Yeah, that's weird. 0.99

00:22:08.380 But perky nipples. 0.99

00:22:09.480 I bet... 0.99

00:22:09.720 I think...

00:22:10.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:10.500 We're going to start the next bullshit trend. 0.99

00:22:13.300 I'm telling you, look at me. 0.99

00:22:14.320 We're ahead of the curve, baby.

00:22:16.340 Yep.

00:22:16.840 This is how you set trends.

00:22:17.860 Jennifer Maniston.

00:22:19.140 Now that you're saying it, right?

00:22:22.040 Yeah, kind of. 1.00

00:22:23.480 Damn. 0.99

00:22:24.080 It does look... 1.00

00:22:24.660 She does look like a trainee. 1.00

00:22:25.960 Dude, Manifur Balmiston.

00:22:26.940 It might just be...

00:22:27.360 You know what it might be?

00:22:28.160 It might just be she's old.

00:22:29.540 Have you thought about that?

00:22:30.880 She's just an old woman. 1.00

00:22:31.940 She's an old bitch. 1.00

00:22:33.120 Pull up old Friends clips. 1.00

00:22:35.540 She was a... 0.99

00:22:35.980 Oh, dude. 0.99

00:22:36.560 Her titties in every... 0.98

00:22:37.900 There's no way it was a dude. 1.00

00:22:39.420 There's no way a fuck. 1.00

00:22:40.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:41.020 Well, no, I don't know.

00:22:41.780 She was in that movie like 10 years ago and she's in a towel. 0.98

00:22:44.180 She looked fucking very feminine. 1.00

00:22:45.520 Dude. 0.99

00:22:45.840 Well, what about the... 0.99

00:22:47.260 Or I jerked off to her. 0.99

00:22:47.980 We're the Millers. 0.99

00:22:48.600 Whatever.

00:22:48.980 Who cares, right? 0.94

00:22:50.100 We're the Millers where she's a stripper. 1.00

00:22:52.180 Hell yeah. 0.95

00:22:52.880 That's what I'm talking about.

00:22:54.020 Oh, okay.

00:22:54.500 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:22:55.600 But like Friends, dude, literally every fucking episode, nips, nips, nips, nips. 0.99

00:23:00.520 That's right. 0.99

00:23:01.100 Like, it was astounding.

00:23:02.260 You were like...

00:23:02.900 You had to be rudimented.

00:23:03.700 How...

00:23:04.220 The physics of her nips were bewildering. 0.70

00:23:06.360 You're like, how?

00:23:07.140 How?

00:23:07.780 You know?

00:23:08.120 She had to be keeping like ice cubes. 0.98

00:23:09.540 Yes.

00:23:10.080 You're like...

00:23:10.940 Like, there were theories of people cutting holes in like her little bralettes or whatever 0.99

00:23:14.720 the fuck. 0.99

00:23:15.160 You know, that way her nips poked through. 1.00

00:23:16.620 They made it like really cold on set all the time.

00:23:18.780 Like there's someone that like behind the scenes just kind of like...

00:23:21.280 What's crazy about that?

00:23:22.280 As you were scrolling those pictures, I'm like, she's had like 10 different faces.

00:23:25.460 Like, she's just getting like different work done.

00:23:27.660 But they've done a good job ultimately.

00:23:31.020 Like, there's like a bunch of different forms of her.

00:23:33.840 Yeah, look at this one.

00:23:34.520 You could even see the nipples sort of through this shirt. 0.94

00:23:36.320 What's up with her... 1.00

00:23:36.980 What's wrong with her nipples? 1.00

00:23:38.240 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:38.560 She's got tiny tits, big nipples. 1.00

00:23:40.240 One of those freaks. 1.00

00:23:41.300 Yeah, it's my favorite.

00:23:42.200 Look at this.

00:23:42.520 Who's this?

00:23:44.080 Look at this one all the way to the right. 1.00

00:23:46.760 The fuck is... 1.00

00:23:47.180 This is a different lady. 1.00

00:23:48.040 They're all her, bro.

00:23:48.820 I'm telling you. 0.99

00:23:49.360 She's got fucking crazy work done. 1.00

00:23:51.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:52.140 They fucked up that batch and they're like, all right, back to the drawing board. 0.98

00:23:55.780 Bring out a new one. 0.99

00:23:57.360 Print off a new gen.

00:23:58.680 That's like hard to believe that's even the same human being.

00:24:01.340 It's crazy.

00:24:03.300 It's like the gang discovers...

00:24:04.140 Crank out a new gen, throw that one in the shredder. 1.00

00:24:06.580 I just love...

00:24:07.140 The gang discovers aging.

00:24:09.320 We're like, wow, 30 years ago, she looked totally different.

00:24:14.400 Is this what we're doing, really?

00:24:15.400 This is the scene, yeah.

00:24:17.160 Is this a dude? 0.55

00:24:19.640 If that's a dude, I'm so gay. 1.00

00:24:22.580 Gay as fuck, dog. 1.00

00:24:23.600 One of the funniest parts about this is... 1.00

00:24:26.420 It might be a dude. 1.00

00:24:27.180 It's actually like a little dude's ass, actually. 1.00

00:24:31.160 The best part is whatever... 1.00

00:24:33.140 It's like what Toad's ass looks like. 1.00

00:24:35.020 The fake son is like, holy shit. 1.00

00:24:37.460 I bet you Toad has an ass like that. 1.00

00:24:39.620 That's the best part. 1.00

00:24:40.300 The fake son grabs his crotch and he said, stop it. 1.00

00:24:43.380 That's your mother. 1.00

00:24:47.560 Man, I'm fucking gay as hell right now. 1.00

00:24:49.440 This is crazy. 1.00

00:24:50.580 Here, turn it up.

00:24:52.000 Oh, man.

00:24:52.660 Good for me. 0.99

00:24:53.340 Aside from the tits, you actually could probably be a dude, to be honest. 1.00

00:24:57.400 The tits are pretty fucking rocking to be a dude. 1.00

00:25:00.740 There, there is. 1.00

00:25:02.140 I love that.

00:25:03.520 We watched Real the Millers like two weeks ago.

00:25:06.160 You're getting mailbags?

00:25:06.560 That's weird.

00:25:07.000 That is weird, though.

00:25:08.080 It's weird that this guy is like, I don't know, like an ex-president to date a movie star.

00:25:12.520 That's like unprecedented territory, right?

00:25:15.840 I really think it is like a... 0.99

00:25:16.560 No, JFK was fucking banging Marilyn Monroe. 0.99

00:25:18.800 Yeah, but he's dead. 1.00

00:25:20.220 He's dead.

00:25:20.860 It's like different.

00:25:21.740 For like the most respected...

00:25:22.800 It's not different.

00:25:23.260 It happened when he was alive.

00:25:24.320 Ronald Reagan was an actor.

00:25:25.480 I think it really is the accusations.

00:25:27.560 Like, this is the best way to be the accusation. 0.99

00:25:29.260 Yo, real shit, though? 1.00

00:25:30.220 Fucking Marilyn Monroe died not long after that. 1.00

00:25:32.860 So, if Jennifer Aniston turns up dead. 0.99

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00:25:47.660 Hashtag make a play. 1.00

00:25:50.780 No, but the thing is, like, he was just fucking her. 0.99

00:25:53.600 They're dating. 0.99

00:25:55.240 You know, like, president got divorced.

00:25:57.080 This is the first president that got divorced and is dating a movie star after. 1.00

00:26:00.400 Bro, fucking chicks is still dating. 1.00

00:26:02.200 It's still the thing. 1.00

00:26:03.320 It's still the same thing.

00:26:04.480 It's really a bit revolutionary.

00:26:05.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:26:06.140 You don't just, like, go and fuck. 1.00

00:26:07.660 You have to say hi. 1.00

00:26:08.440 No, but he was still married. 1.00

00:26:09.260 I think if you're JFK, you can't just go and fuck. 1.00

00:26:11.820 Yeah, JFK was still married, though. 1.00

00:26:13.500 I mean, Trump is such fucking porn stars. 1.00

00:26:16.680 Top, why are you arguing with me? 1.00

00:26:17.820 It's the same fucking thing. 1.00

00:26:19.240 They were both married. 1.00

00:26:20.180 They both cheated with an actress.

00:26:22.020 No, it's not the same thing.

00:26:23.320 What I'm saying for America, it's different.

00:26:25.820 This is the first time a president would have been divorced and then, I assume, probably

00:26:30.080 get remarried because they have to make it look real. 0.82

00:26:32.080 Okay, so if they actually get divorced and, yes, then it would be different.

00:26:34.480 As of today, assuming this is even true, which we don't know, but assuming it is, it's the

00:26:38.280 exact same paradigm at this point.

00:26:39.980 Did you guys know that Melania Trump has a 200 IQ? 0.99

00:26:43.400 I don't believe that.

00:26:44.540 No.

00:26:45.120 No.

00:26:45.820 I don't know.

00:26:46.160 I can see it.

00:26:46.440 A woman can't. 1.00

00:26:47.340 Do you know how she got here?

00:26:49.440 Do you know what kind of visa she got, Clint?

00:26:51.860 Yeah, I was about to say the same thing.

00:26:53.380 It's O-1.

00:26:54.060 It's O-1 if she's got 200 IQ, probably. 1.00

00:26:55.700 The H-1 BJ? 0.95

00:26:57.320 She got the O-1.

00:26:58.560 She got an...

00:26:59.280 No, I'm serious.

00:27:00.600 She got the O-1 for modeling.

00:27:03.480 You're in the banger.

00:27:04.480 You're in the banger.

00:27:06.180 She got the O-1 for super intelligence.

00:27:08.280 Toad with a banger.

00:27:10.060 Yes.

00:27:10.520 Thank you, Tyler.

00:27:11.260 Yeah.

00:27:11.940 They didn't...

00:27:13.060 She didn't have enough connection. 1.00

00:27:14.200 Listen, I've got to do a deep dive on fucking Melania Trump. 1.00

00:27:16.740 She didn't have enough connections in the modeling world to get an O-1 visa. 1.00

00:27:19.980 She got it because she was fucking that smart. 0.99

00:27:22.480 Wow. 1.00

00:27:22.640 Like, they're saying...

00:27:23.280 People say, like, her IQ is close to 200, which makes her, like, one out of 30 billion people. 1.00

00:27:28.040 That just sounds like some shit Jeffrey Epstein said to get her the fuck over here. 0.99

00:27:32.500 I know. 1.00

00:27:33.240 Yeah.

00:27:34.000 I know it's, like, it's a meme at this point, but I genuinely believe that Barron Trump is going to be, like, the emperor of the planet.

00:27:40.860 Muad'Dib? 0.92

00:27:41.660 Probably.

00:27:42.020 Dude, I love the things where they make him, like, 10 feet tall.

00:27:46.760 Well, just consider, his dad is already this heroic figure.

00:27:50.980 His mother apparently has a 200 IQ.

00:27:53.040 Oh, and she's a supermodel. 1.00

00:27:54.380 And this nigga's 6 foot 8. 1.00

00:27:55.760 Am I the only one who's watched Dune here? 0.93

00:27:57.900 Am I the only one who's watched Dune?

00:27:59.020 Like, that is literally, like, the plot of Dune.

00:28:00.860 Like, he has this righteous father who dies.

00:28:03.360 He, you know, overtakes this great power and responsibility.

00:28:06.340 He takes over his throne.

00:28:07.100 Yeah, I've watched it, too.

00:28:08.040 I'm just not a nerd, so I deal in reality.

00:28:09.440 I haven't seen the movie. 0.96

00:28:10.180 That's Barron, goddammit. 0.77

00:28:11.620 That's how he is. 0.92

00:28:12.440 This is the video.

00:28:14.020 The spice.

00:28:15.280 I love this video.

00:28:17.440 Spice must flow, father.

00:28:20.600 That's so perfect.

00:28:21.440 That's, like, only barely modified.

00:28:24.140 Yeah.

00:28:25.280 Like, he is really that thing.

00:28:26.360 He has the best genetics in the world, probably.

00:28:29.900 No. 0.93

00:28:30.540 Do I think he's crushing puss? 0.85

00:28:31.640 Is that what you're going to say? 0.99

00:28:32.140 Well, crushing puss at NYU. 0.94

00:28:34.500 Because he goes to NYU. 0.99

00:28:35.000 Bro, I think he crushes puss on airplanes. 0.99

00:28:37.440 I think he crushes puss wherever, literally wherever he goes. 0.99

00:28:40.200 But did you think, like, all these NYU bitches are going, like... 1.00

00:28:43.780 He's, like, probably bored of crushing puss at this point. 0.99

00:28:45.340 Yeah, because they're going, like... 0.99

00:28:46.380 He's the type of dude that turns 18, and he's already fucked everybody, and he's just like, 0.99

00:28:49.660 I'm gay now. 0.99

00:28:50.420 Like, I don't have...

00:28:51.280 He's...

00:28:51.880 He's...

00:28:52.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:28:53.500 Well, because, like, all these NYU bitches are going to be, like... 1.00

00:28:56.120 Oh, he's kind of cute. 0.99

00:28:57.240 You know that's Donald Trump's son.

00:28:59.260 Yeah, but the NYU girls are all libtards, so they're going to be... 1.00

00:29:02.000 Like, they're going to be vengeful fucking him. 1.00

00:29:03.440 They're going to change his life. 1.00

00:29:05.160 Oh, yeah.

00:29:05.420 I'm telling you, like...

00:29:06.300 I saw the thing.

00:29:07.220 It was...

00:29:08.060 Oh, man.

00:29:09.240 It was...

00:29:10.080 Because the video of Elon Musk, like, dancing, and then Barron Trump is right beside him,

00:29:14.260 like, stoic.

00:29:15.440 Yeah.

00:29:15.780 Someone's, like... 0.99

00:29:16.560 This, like, sub-NYU bitch has his, like, life in a chokehold right now. 1.00

00:29:20.920 Just, like... 1.00

00:29:21.820 No way.

00:29:22.640 He's playing the field.

00:29:23.720 You can't lock Barron down.

00:29:26.040 I don't think Barron's doing any of that.

00:29:27.540 I feel like he's, uh...

00:29:29.700 Doing other stuff. 1.00

00:29:31.280 He's fucking weird. 1.00

00:29:32.800 Yeah, he's weird. 1.00

00:29:33.500 He reminds me of one of my roommates quite a bit.

00:29:36.220 Someone said this is the two types of autism.

00:29:38.800 Yeah, like, that facial expression is exactly like one of my college roommates.

00:29:42.520 It's, like...

00:29:43.100 The funny thing is, both of them are me.

00:29:45.660 Yeah.

00:29:46.440 Like, it's, like, autism.

00:29:48.040 He's probably, like, playing video games most of the time.

00:29:50.500 That's probably what's going on.

00:29:53.940 True.

00:29:54.400 The art host.

00:29:54.960 The art host at NYU have them.

00:29:57.280 Yeah.

00:29:58.760 Yeah, he's a weird dude, though.

00:29:59.780 I don't know what to make of him. 0.99

00:30:00.680 Yeah, he's probably fucking kids or something, though. 0.99

00:30:02.380 Like, yeah, he's... 1.00

00:30:03.260 He is a kid.

00:30:04.960 He's an elite. 1.00

00:30:05.480 He's over pussy at this point. 1.00

00:30:06.700 You know, they're on... 1.00

00:30:08.280 We're not even people to them, you know?

00:30:10.720 We're cattle. 1.00

00:30:12.460 We're cattle to fuck. 1.00

00:30:14.640 All right, we got mailbag? 1.00

00:30:16.200 Yeah, Susan Mailbag, baby. 0.99

00:30:17.180 Okay, Mailbag.

00:30:18.040 Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:18.700 I want to ask you guys, since everyone's libertarian here, how do we feel about Ross?

00:30:23.600 I know that Clemson's probably over the moon.

00:30:25.660 I thought last week I was the only libertarian here.

00:30:27.680 Now we're all libertarians here.

00:30:29.120 We're all libertarians here, bud.

00:30:31.000 For the sake of this experiment.

00:30:32.700 I mean, I like shopping there.

00:30:34.120 I had some good food, I guess.

00:30:36.400 Ross?

00:30:37.120 I mean...

00:30:38.180 Dude, he could have been with Rachel, just like we just talked about.

00:30:42.800 Sentence to life for less. 1.00

00:30:43.800 Stupid. 1.00

00:30:44.440 Ross. 1.00

00:30:46.340 Okay.

00:30:47.000 I'm very happy.

00:30:48.260 I don't know what the question is.

00:30:49.220 We are happy about this development.

00:30:52.000 I'm going to use the Toad standard here.

00:30:54.520 Michael Knowles was upset that he was freed, and so Michael Knowles is bad.

00:30:59.880 So I'm going to say it's good.

00:31:00.780 Oh, God.

00:31:01.420 I think I know where this is going.

00:31:03.180 I figured it out already.

00:31:05.060 Top probably watched my episode, saw me cry, and now he's going to play it.

00:31:07.640 Tim Berry.

00:31:07.840 You cried again?

00:31:11.020 I really thought that's what he was going to do, and I was cutting him off with the past.

00:31:17.560 You cried for another mother's son. 1.00

00:31:24.180 You're a bitch. 1.00

00:31:25.900 You're not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:31:28.440 Trying to get that old Punani. 1.00

00:31:31.720 Clint is banged, Lynn.

00:31:32.960 Between Tanya Yinky and whatever Ross's mom. 0.99

00:31:39.300 Joy, because I am the hardest.

00:31:42.500 Thank you for that, Tyler.

00:31:43.640 All right, on to Mailbag.

00:31:44.620 Clint Yinky comes up, and you're like, I'm not talking about nothing. 0.90

00:31:49.120 It's the last five minutes.

00:31:50.100 If you want to make fun of me, feel free.

00:31:51.740 Yeah.

00:31:52.540 Make that a whole edit next week.

00:31:54.740 So this is number three, right?

00:31:55.580 This is an awkward, uncomfortable, Clint crying.

00:31:58.700 And actually, the first time I cried was with Lynn Albrecht on my show. 0.98

00:32:05.960 So the fighter, and just all of her kindness belies this incredible burning drive to get her fucking son out of prison. 1.00

00:32:17.320 She's a fucking hero, man. 0.99

00:32:19.220 She is just, I don't want to cry again, but my God, what is the incredible thing. 0.99

00:32:22.960 I'm not going to cry again.

00:32:32.280 You should have seen Kyle.

00:32:34.020 You should have been like, my heart goes after you.

00:32:37.500 Thank you, President Trump, for keeping your promise.

00:32:39.500 A lot of people didn't believe you.

00:32:41.000 Thank you, Trump.

00:32:42.480 I love you, Trump.

00:32:45.360 Daddy Trump.

00:32:46.760 I don't believe I'm crying again.

00:32:47.720 I just, if you knew her, trust me, if you knew her, you'd understand why this is so special to me.

00:32:55.820 If you knew her like I know her.

00:32:57.060 There's not a person on the planet.

00:32:58.820 All of her inside.

00:33:00.300 I'm not going to lie, Clint.

00:33:01.700 This wasn't the angle that I was going with it.

00:33:03.220 I love it. 0.98

00:33:03.720 I'm going to jerk off to this later. 0.89

00:33:05.760 I was going to really say, like, I don't, like, again, it's one of those things. 0.98

00:33:09.260 Oh, you don't care.

00:33:09.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:10.480 Don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:33:11.460 Not even a little bit. 1.00

00:33:12.460 It's crazy.

00:33:12.980 It's crazy.

00:33:13.600 I was trying to search for these type of feelings that, like.

00:33:16.280 I was trying.

00:33:16.960 I was trying to conjure up some empathy, and it was nothing.

00:33:20.780 There's nothing there.

00:33:21.880 I was just like, do I even feel bad that he's, like, that he was in jail?

00:33:26.400 And then I said no.

00:33:27.100 You're like, no.

00:33:28.360 Don't even care.

00:33:28.820 And then I asked myself.

00:33:29.700 Do I care that he's free?

00:33:30.880 No.

00:33:31.260 Do I care that he was in prison?

00:33:32.640 Also no.

00:33:33.840 If he got put back, would I care?

00:33:36.700 No.

00:33:37.760 Yeah, I just don't.

00:33:39.020 I don't care. 0.99

00:33:39.980 I just like it's like shit on all the guys. 1.00

00:33:40.920 They assassinated him in Times Square. 1.00

00:33:43.300 Don't care. 1.00

00:33:43.560 All the people that were saying it wouldn't happen, I just want to be able to shit on 1.00

00:33:46.920 them for four years. 0.98

00:33:48.240 Now, Top, let's talk about Derek Chauvin and how that affects you now as well. 0.99

00:33:52.380 The next time you talk about him like that, I'm going to fucking cut you. 0.99

00:33:54.780 And you know that I can do it. 1.00

00:33:58.080 If Derek Chauvin got freed, I might shed a tear.

00:34:01.340 Yeah.

00:34:01.580 This is great.

00:34:03.140 Have you never met Lynn, Top?

00:34:05.300 No, never.

00:34:06.060 No.

00:34:06.480 No.

00:34:06.720 Don't care.

00:34:07.480 All right.

00:34:08.060 You know what it is?

00:34:09.160 It's the Libertarians.

00:34:10.060 No, don't want to hear it, lady. 0.99

00:34:11.080 Don't want to hear it.

00:34:11.740 That's nice.

00:34:12.140 It's like, I'm glad you've heard it all before.

00:34:13.920 Oh, boo-hoo, my kid.

00:34:15.620 But now, how is he supposed to have a relationship with his boyfriend in jail?

00:34:19.120 Listen, it's the Libertarians. 1.00

00:34:21.040 I don't want those faggots to be able to celebrate anything. 1.00

00:34:23.720 It's not about them celebrating. 1.00

00:34:25.220 They're like so...

00:34:26.340 Like I said, if I was Trump, and I saw the guy, Hector, Hector Roos, if I saw his tweet

00:34:32.100 saying...

00:34:33.620 He would have been signing the thing to pardon him, and he'd go...

00:34:37.100 I'd just tear it up. 1.00

00:34:38.240 No, fuck that bullshit. 1.00

00:34:38.600 Honestly, I agree with your sentiment on that, Top. 1.00

00:34:41.380 Like, half of the Libertarians should be fucking launched into outer space. 0.98

00:34:45.880 Like, I totally understand. 0.99

00:34:47.120 He should pay for them.

00:34:48.380 He should pay for their sins. 0.90

00:34:50.080 Like, he should be crucified like Jesus.

00:34:52.980 Him walking out. 0.80

00:34:54.580 Imagine him walking out.

00:34:55.840 He is Libertarian Jesus.

00:34:56.340 He's Libertarian Jesus, Ross Albrecht.

00:34:58.380 Ross Albrecht is Libertarian Jesus.

00:35:00.600 He is.

00:35:01.060 I think that's why I resent him.

00:35:02.160 He's cross Albrecht.

00:35:02.720 That's why I resent him.

00:35:03.540 He didn't complete his art.

00:35:04.600 He didn't complete his art.

00:35:05.440 No, he did.

00:35:05.900 This is the resurrection.

00:35:06.560 This is literally like, you know, that moment in the garden where he's like, he's like,

00:35:10.440 God, I don't know if I can do it.

00:35:11.440 This is where he pussed out. 1.00

00:35:12.460 This is that fucking... 1.00

00:35:13.600 No, no, no, no, no. 1.00

00:35:14.120 He goes, no, I can't do it.

00:35:15.060 I'm out.

00:35:15.720 He's a resurrected...

00:35:16.460 No, this is the resurrection.

00:35:17.520 He's already been sent...

00:35:18.580 He was sent...

00:35:19.340 He was three days, three nights in jail.

00:35:20.960 Ten years.

00:35:22.520 Whatever.

00:35:23.080 Same difference.

00:35:24.820 And now he's resurrected, so now he's going to walk around, and in 40 days, he's going

00:35:28.780 to go back away.

00:35:30.700 Into the tomb.

00:35:32.160 This is why I don't like him, because of how Libertarians treat him. 1.00

00:35:37.780 They're like, we can all...

00:35:39.000 I hate when Chase Oliver's like, you know what?

00:35:40.700 We can all agree on something, right? 1.00

00:35:42.900 And I'm like, no, fuck you, faggot. 1.00

00:35:44.300 I'll suck his left, not you can take his dick, and then you can take his right ball. 1.00

00:35:47.540 Yeah, I don't agree with anybody who takes it in the butthole. 1.00

00:35:51.840 And then here's what these fucking faggots do. 1.00

00:35:54.240 Trump goes up there, they go, free Ross, and he goes, you know what? 1.00

00:35:57.280 I'll consider it.

00:35:58.180 And they go, yeah.

00:35:59.060 And then he goes, hey, do you like me?

00:36:01.240 Maybe I could run... 1.00

00:36:01.900 And they're like, fuck you, boo. 1.00

00:36:03.220 And they boo him. 1.00

00:36:04.120 And then he takes a day to pardon him, because I guess he's doing executive orders on the

00:36:09.280 first day, which I don't know if the Libertarians noticed, but it seemed like a pretty busy 0.99

00:36:12.700 fucking day. 0.98

00:36:13.580 And then pardons came on the second day. 0.99

00:36:15.100 That's the most executive orders in the first day of any president.

00:36:18.120 Right.

00:36:18.720 So then he frees Ross.

00:36:20.540 What's another day, Ingeo?

00:36:21.620 You've been there for 10 years.

00:36:22.480 Who cares?

00:36:22.780 I don't think that's true.

00:36:23.280 Is that true?

00:36:23.660 It definitely is true. 0.99

00:36:25.120 He issued 1,500 fucking pardons for the J6ers, so... 1.00

00:36:28.560 Yeah. 0.99

00:36:29.320 Okay.

00:36:29.800 All right.

00:36:30.140 On the second day, right?

00:36:30.960 Is he just signed for each one of those?

00:36:32.520 I think it was the morning of day two was the J6 pardons. 0.75

00:36:35.920 Okay, so that's when the...

00:36:37.800 And it was the evening of day two that was Ross.

00:36:41.260 So it was executive orders first, and then there were the pardons, yeah.

00:36:44.120 I think that's...

00:36:44.780 And Libertarians go, he kept his promise, but it took him 30 hours. 0.77

00:36:49.900 And I would have said, I swear to God, I would have said, ripped it up, and you would have

00:36:54.440 seen him walking out with his plant, and the security guard go, excuse me, sir.

00:36:57.920 Gotta go back.

00:36:58.900 You just turned him around.

00:37:00.040 Give me the plant.

00:37:01.080 Smashes the plant on the ground. 1.00

00:37:03.140 Fuck your plant. 1.00

00:37:04.200 Your only friend. 1.00

00:37:06.160 Back in jail.

00:37:06.840 I understand your energy, Top.

00:37:08.900 That's the best I can give you.

00:37:10.380 I understand.

00:37:11.260 I don't like these people either. 0.98

00:37:13.580 Like, anybody that gave Trump shit for doing it in 30 hours as opposed to the first 24, 0.99

00:37:18.220 I already said they should be launched into outer space. 1.00

00:37:20.600 They're terrible people. 1.00

00:37:21.560 They're perennial losers. 1.00

00:37:22.980 They're reprehensible. 1.00

00:37:23.900 They're scum of the earth, and that includes Chase Oliver. 1.00

00:37:25.560 Honestly, and Angela McArdle, you know, not to, like, wash her clit, or however you'd say. 1.00

00:37:32.460 Is that an equivalent of, like, washing their balls? 1.00

00:37:38.580 I mean, I guess that works. 1.00

00:37:39.600 Get to wash your clits. 1.00

00:37:40.640 You heard it here first, baby. 0.99

00:37:42.160 Okay.

00:37:42.920 She did a great job, but I feel like starting a campaign saying, like, hashtag jail Ross.

00:37:49.160 Just put him back in jail.

00:37:51.380 Like, try something new, out of the box, edgy.

00:37:56.300 Hashtag jail Ross.

00:37:56.840 You know what's crazy about this?

00:37:59.020 What's crazy about this is that Top is taking the exact same angle everyone from the Daily Wire is taking.

00:38:04.160 Like, this is what they're doing.

00:38:05.880 So, you are actually taking the J slot.

00:38:09.220 Yeah.

00:38:09.540 No, no, no.

00:38:09.940 Tap into that.

00:38:10.840 I feel like if you started hashtag jail Ross, you could get it rolling within that, like.

00:38:15.760 We can infiltrate the Jewish movement. 0.95

00:38:18.000 I get it.

00:38:18.420 I get what you're saying.

00:38:19.480 Caps lock.

00:38:21.280 Always, hey. 1.00

00:38:22.420 Don't forget about all the other Jewish shit we've said. 1.00

00:38:24.180 Play both sides, baby. 1.00

00:38:24.620 Play both sides.

00:38:26.540 That's how you win.

00:38:27.560 Top is officially dangerously contrarian.

00:38:32.040 You spell his name?

00:38:33.700 Ross Albright?

00:38:34.260 Dangerously contrarian, yeah.

00:38:37.140 There you go.

00:38:37.720 Mailbag?

00:38:38.240 You spell it not the way Trump spelled it on Truth Social.

00:38:42.600 Whatever.

00:38:43.600 All right.

00:38:44.260 Hashtag jail Ross.

00:38:45.160 Ross Albright.

00:38:46.700 All right.

00:38:47.320 We're starting a movement.

00:38:48.480 Let Lynn Albright know.

00:38:51.280 Oh, don't.

00:38:51.820 Please.

00:38:52.520 We're jailing him again.

00:38:53.920 Don't get too comfortable.

00:38:55.000 You know your 11-year horror?

00:38:58.620 Well, thanks to a comedy podcast, we've started a movement to put him back in prison.

00:39:03.920 You better hold tight to your baby boy because he's about to be gone again.

00:39:06.600 All right?

00:39:07.760 He's victory more than Lynn Albright. 0.99

00:39:10.780 She's such a fucking awesome human being. 1.00

00:39:12.660 Look at Clint Eastman's face right now. 0.99

00:39:19.800 He's just like, he's so serious. 1.00

00:39:22.580 He's like, fuck these dudes. 1.00

00:39:25.360 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:39:26.160 That's funny.

00:39:27.000 I don't think I can cry. 1.00

00:39:28.840 That's going to be my move whenever you guys fuck with me now. 1.00

00:39:30.580 I'll be like, yeah, so fuck Russ Albright, right? 1.00

00:39:34.840 We should get him on the show just to be like, yo, dude, I think you should be back in jail. 0.99

00:39:37.960 Yeah, he's going to be doing the rounds.

00:39:39.720 Wait, Toto, are you not capable of crying for real?

00:39:42.060 I don't know.

00:39:42.720 I'm not sure I have a heart.

00:39:45.360 Why did he sound like he's about to cry right there?

00:39:47.600 Yeah, that threw me off, too.

00:39:51.120 Are you watching me cry and saying, God, I wish I could feel emotions?

00:39:55.160 Yeah.

00:39:57.020 What?

00:39:57.460 It's not like he's about to cry.

00:39:59.360 Look at him.

00:40:00.360 Because he's trying to imitate the behavior.

00:40:03.380 Are you trying to cry right now?

00:40:05.000 Or are you feeling genuine sorrow that you can't be sad?

00:40:09.040 There's no way I can cry right now.

00:40:13.340 There's no way.

00:40:14.480 He only has two emotions.

00:40:15.700 It's rage and depression.

00:40:17.600 I found out the other day that my co-host, David, can do something cold. 0.99

00:40:22.100 He's gay, yeah. 0.98

00:40:23.160 We all knew it. 0.99

00:40:24.580 He can do autopiloerections.

00:40:26.720 Have you ever heard of that?

00:40:27.780 Yeah, which is where you make yourself hard by thinking about it?

00:40:30.100 No, no, no, no.

00:40:30.660 A piloerection is when you give yourself goosebumps.

00:40:33.880 Oh, neat.

00:40:34.860 Oh, you mean he's capable of blowing on his arm?

00:40:38.040 No, no, no.

00:40:38.520 He can do it.

00:40:39.840 He goes like this.

00:40:40.720 That's his superpower.

00:40:41.280 He goes, and then he gets goosebumps.

00:40:43.280 He layers up his goosebumps like a superpower.

00:40:45.940 He's like Wolverine on she thing, but it's just his goosebumps.

00:40:49.460 That's really cool.

00:40:52.100 It's just weird.

00:40:52.960 I didn't know that that was a thing.

00:40:54.040 I thought that goosebumps happened sometimes.

00:40:56.280 Dude, if I were him, you know what I would do? 0.99

00:40:58.120 I would fucking... 1.00

00:40:58.600 Grow out your arm hair so you could puff out like a puffer fish? 1.00

00:41:01.080 Well, I would do that too.

00:41:02.920 I'm in danger.

00:41:03.660 Dude, call me porcupine man.

00:41:07.440 No, seriously though, what I would do is I would do whatever he does to give himself 0.99

00:41:11.540 the little fucking feely bumps. 1.00

00:41:14.020 I would do it right as I'm about to orgasm so then my whole body fucking comes. 1.00

00:41:17.260 It'd be great. 1.00

00:41:17.840 Can you choose what specific areas he wants goosebumps?

00:41:23.580 Are you trying to crawl like a caterpillar with your goosebumps?

00:41:26.780 He did his arms and his back.

00:41:28.760 That's what he was like.

00:41:29.480 All at the same time?

00:41:30.420 Wow.

00:41:30.980 One, I think one and then one.

00:41:32.700 I think he could control it too.

00:41:34.780 So he could move like a starfish with his goosebumps.

00:41:36.880 That is so crazy, dude.

00:41:38.340 It's literally his superpower. 1.00

00:41:40.220 I'm like, what a fucking useless superpower. 1.00

00:41:42.760 Until he's slinking across your room. 0.99

00:41:46.040 It's a weird superpower, but I don't have a superpower at all, so that's pretty neat.

00:41:49.580 He's everyone's favorite. 1.00

00:41:50.740 You have a big dick. 1.00

00:41:52.880 Big, beautiful. 1.00

00:41:54.880 That's not a superpower.

00:41:56.720 It's pretty close to one.

00:41:58.100 It's more of a superpower than doing auto-erotic goosebumps or whatever.

00:42:02.720 Mine is the ability to read extremely small text, by the way, which happened when I got the stroke.

00:42:08.440 You mean glasses?

00:42:10.340 No.

00:42:10.700 You can read small text?

00:42:12.260 You can't?

00:42:12.720 Yeah, like when they were testing all my vision stuff after I had the stroke, they gave me this card with progressively smaller text to the point where it almost gets microscopic.

00:42:20.640 And they're like, you just read all the way to the bottom level.

00:42:24.360 I've never seen anybody go past like level three of this thing.

00:42:28.320 You went to like eight.

00:42:30.000 I really feel like when he tells us something, he's recounting some sort of weird MKUltra experience.

00:42:34.020 We just can't understand what he saw.

00:42:38.420 I can see like, I don't know, almost microscopic text.

00:42:41.120 Are you short-sighted or far-sighted?

00:42:45.000 Nearsighted.

00:42:47.160 Whatever.

00:42:48.640 Mark Vestibule.

00:42:49.640 No, I'm asking him because it's like...

00:42:50.860 I'm nearsighted.

00:42:52.540 Okay.

00:42:53.080 I can't see far away.

00:42:53.860 I'm making an executive order.

00:42:55.580 Mark Vestibule no longer gets his mailbags read.

00:42:58.420 Mark Vestibule has an open letter to clip.

00:43:01.260 Open letter to clip.

00:43:02.540 Oh, is this why...

00:43:03.660 Oh, is he really mean here?

00:43:05.820 Is this why he's left a check?

00:43:07.540 Do we know what this is?

00:43:08.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:08.880 Holy shit. 1.00

00:43:09.600 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:43:12.160 Wow.

00:43:12.720 Well, I didn't even read it.

00:43:13.720 I have not been plugged in.

00:43:16.120 I can't read it.

00:43:17.120 Hold on.

00:43:18.020 What is this?

00:43:18.600 It's all blue.

00:43:19.180 Mark Vestibule says, Mark Vestibule would like to apologize for saying Jose's podcast is

00:43:22.100 better than yours.

00:43:23.500 Oh, Jones.

00:43:24.800 This text is really small.

00:43:26.200 That's not true.

00:43:26.940 Can you read it?

00:43:27.620 I can read it, yeah.

00:43:29.020 Yeah, I can't read it.

00:43:29.740 It's too small.

00:43:30.360 Mark Vestibule thought my podcast was better than yours.

00:43:32.880 Open letter.

00:43:33.340 Dear Clint, we have noticed your recent absence from the Tower Game Telegram and wanted to reach

00:43:38.880 out to you.

00:43:40.420 While we always strive to be constructive and supportive, we realize, with an S, by the

00:43:46.560 way, is this guy British?

00:43:47.660 I don't know.

00:43:48.000 We realize that some of our comments may come off as insults or it may seem like we're degrading

00:43:53.820 your work.

00:43:54.840 He seems nice so far.

00:43:56.540 Yeah, rest assured that we all appreciate the work you do and see all the effort to put forward. 1.00

00:44:01.500 This might be like a toad to me situation where he basically told Clint to go fuck himself. 0.99

00:44:05.280 Yeah, I bet you, Mark, maybe it was like a tone-deaf thing. 1.00

00:44:08.640 Read it.

00:44:09.360 Read it. 1.00

00:44:10.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:44:10.780 For very little, if any, remuneration or recognition. 1.00

00:44:14.020 Wow.

00:44:14.180 He uses large words as well.

00:44:17.880 Mark Vestibule is a smart fellow.

00:44:20.200 Some members wanted to give you their personal apologies.

00:44:22.960 Some members.

00:44:25.740 Pistolero would like to apologize for making fun of your passion for black culture.

00:44:32.820 He thought that one or two comments may have been seen as a few fun jabs, but you obviously

00:44:37.400 took it to heart and he understands your hurt. 0.99

00:44:39.600 I wish I knew what the fuck they were arguing about. 0.98

00:44:41.920 I wish I paid attention to the telegram. 0.98

00:44:43.560 I have no idea what would even happen here.

00:44:44.940 This is really nice, Clint.

00:44:46.360 This is actually really nice so far.

00:44:47.980 Mark Vestibule, aka me, would like to apologize.

00:44:50.840 We noticed your absence from the telegram.

00:44:52.840 I go on telegram chat like every so often and I like it, but apparently Clint's on there

00:44:58.240 in this community and they've noticed.

00:45:00.220 I don't know what's going on there, Clint.

00:45:02.480 I don't either.

00:45:04.320 Mark Vestibule would like to apologize for saying Jose's podcast is better than yours.

00:45:08.760 In the third person.

00:45:10.780 I think he's saying, because no, it's from the Mark Vestibule profile, but it is a letter

00:45:18.060 from all of the people in the telegram chat.

00:45:20.360 It's kind of adorable, really, honestly.

00:45:21.940 Mark Vestibule would like to apologize for saying Jose's podcast is better than yours

00:45:25.220 and that you offer your listeners nothing. 0.99

00:45:27.780 Holy shit. 1.00

00:45:28.700 What the fuck is this? 1.00

00:45:29.920 That was not very nice, Mark. 0.99

00:45:31.380 That really is not nice.

00:45:32.260 Mark knows you give it your all.

00:45:34.940 Well, we saw that.

00:45:36.140 He gets to the point where he's crying.

00:45:38.760 And that you can't always be everyone's company team, but you're doing your best, and that's

00:45:43.180 all that matters.

00:45:44.280 That's so condescending.

00:45:45.840 You're doing all right, buddy.

00:45:46.740 That sounded so condescending.

00:45:48.620 It does.

00:45:49.520 Tyler.

00:45:50.520 Not everybody likes you, but you're really trying, buddy.

00:45:53.580 You're doing, you're really trying.

00:45:55.000 A different Tyler.

00:45:55.860 Oh, different Tyler.

00:45:57.020 Tyler, different Tyler is sorry that he contributed to the heated atmosphere that eventually turned

00:46:01.600 on you.

00:46:04.020 Grug Bunga knows Ashton Forbes, rubs him the wrong way.

00:46:08.560 He wanted to apologize for questioning your intelligence and for being so reactive.

00:46:14.220 I mean, he's the Malaysian Airlines dude, right?

00:46:19.580 Yeah.

00:46:20.520 Yeah.

00:46:20.820 Yeah, I like that guy.

00:46:21.440 We miss your occasional comments and reactions.

00:46:23.940 Sincerely, all the autists and the TG Telegram.

00:46:26.680 It's adorable.

00:46:27.600 Here's the deal.

00:46:28.220 I don't have notifications on for the Telegram. 0.94

00:46:30.940 Like, I don't have any fucking sound notifications, but I do. 0.75

00:46:33.560 I didn't know any of this happened. 0.92

00:46:34.620 But I do get notifications at the top of my phone.

00:46:36.440 I knew Clint laughed.

00:46:37.240 Oh, you actually, so, okay, so it doesn't give a sound, but it does show up.

00:46:41.040 Yeah, it shows up, but I don't have a sound, so I don't, like, it's not as if I'm being

00:46:44.740 bothered by it, but periodically, I'll have the little notification.

00:46:47.860 It'll be a bubble, and I'll see that they're saying something to me.

00:46:50.760 So, like, I have no idea how often they're actually talking to me or at me, but I'll

00:46:55.340 see one out of, you know, maybe four or five. 0.99

00:46:58.240 And then every time I look at it, it's just them talking shit. 0.99

00:47:01.980 And I'm like, why do I keep doing this? 0.99

00:47:04.340 Like, why do I keep doing this to myself?

00:47:06.240 I'm just going to leave.

00:47:07.140 I don't know how they know that I left, which is unfortunate, because I was hoping that

00:47:10.980 they wouldn't know that I had left, but no, they know.

00:47:14.360 Because we have an automatic thing that whenever someone leaves, it says, this person is a 1.00

00:47:19.140 faggot and fucking left because they're a pussy, and it's automatic. 1.00

00:47:24.060 You know what? 1.00

00:47:24.680 This comes back to your crying. 0.51

00:47:25.940 It's because when people know things fucks with you, like, there are people out of the 0.96

00:47:28.800 world that like to find that they know that something fucks with you, and as soon as you 0.95

00:47:32.400 expose that, they'll just poke. 0.97

00:47:34.660 Guys, if you want to...

00:47:35.980 But they don't actually bother me.

00:47:38.780 It's just, I don't...

00:47:39.400 Why would I read it, though?

00:47:40.300 There is a telegram, guys. 0.99

00:47:42.220 If someone's talking shit to you, why would you keep reading it? 0.99

00:47:44.200 I already have that on Twitter. 1.00

00:47:45.260 No, I agree.

00:47:45.480 I already have so many people sending me shitty replies all day, and I'm like, wait, I'm doing 1.00

00:47:49.460 this voluntarily with these fucking scumbags? 1.00

00:47:51.480 Why would I do that? 1.00

00:47:52.220 Because they give you money, sort of.

00:47:54.880 I haven't seen a penny, ever.

00:47:58.160 All of our money goes to a tranny. 1.00

00:47:59.740 Sort of.

00:48:01.120 You get theoretical money here.

00:48:03.680 Yeah, I mean...

00:48:04.260 There's money out there somewhere.

00:48:05.720 I'm building towards eventual money.

00:48:07.680 Technically, it's going to Toad right now, I believe.

00:48:11.700 It's an investment.

00:48:12.540 No, no. 1.00

00:48:12.980 It's mostly shit-talkings and investments. 0.99

00:48:16.640 Oh, I remember one comment that they gave that particularly pissed me off, because I 0.99

00:48:21.700 was talking about...

00:48:23.180 Was it the comment about my podcast?

00:48:24.640 It wasn't about your podcast specifically, but it was specifically about our level of 0.96

00:48:31.280 analysis, because they were saying, Clint covers shit that basically just makes his audience 0.99

00:48:34.820 feel like shit, and they don't know what's going on. 0.99

00:48:36.880 And I'm like, yeah, but... 0.99

00:48:38.540 And they were saying, Jose, on the other hand, doesn't do that. 0.93

00:48:40.860 And I was like, okay, but the reason is because Jose covers shit that's years old, and I'm covering 0.97

00:48:45.480 shit from 24 hours prior. 0.92

00:48:47.400 So if I'm going to talk about it, I'm not going to have definitive answers. 0.98

00:48:50.860 I haven't had fucking years to read the books about the Vegas attack, so there's going to

00:48:55.460 be a lot of uncertainty. 0.95

00:48:56.600 And that was their critique, and I was like, that's totally unfair.

00:49:01.720 I was like, that's just an unfair critique.

00:49:03.320 I don't understand it.

00:49:04.580 And then at that point, I was like, why am I doing this to myself? 0.85

00:49:06.940 Why am I even fucking processing what they're saying to me right now? 0.69

00:49:09.520 Just leave the chat. 0.96

00:49:10.640 So I did.

00:49:10.980 I don't understand.

00:49:12.720 How come you guys don't hold me to the same...

00:49:14.780 Why don't you hold me to the same standard?

00:49:17.300 Look at the eye touching the eye.

00:49:18.480 Weird.

00:49:18.620 Hold on.

00:49:19.140 Is this supposed to be like each one of us?

00:49:21.640 And I think it goes from... 0.95

00:49:22.500 So it's Fed, Toad, Fed, Jose, I'm gay. 1.00

00:49:27.060 You're gay. 1.00

00:49:27.940 Climps are fed, and then Top's a libertarian. 0.99

00:49:30.940 I think out of all that, Top would be the most upset if he was a libertarian.

00:49:35.160 Oh, so they're being hurtful.

00:49:37.200 That's what they're doing.

00:49:38.640 Yeah.

00:49:39.980 That's not nice.

00:49:41.120 You can't really hurt us at this point. 0.89

00:49:42.580 Yeah, Cole doesn't care if you call him gay. 1.00

00:49:43.920 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:49:44.920 The only way you can hurt me is if you can free a man, and I know his mother. 0.99

00:49:49.520 Listen, if you guys want to make Clint cry, you could join the Patreon.

00:49:53.760 You can join the Patreon right there. 1.00

00:49:55.840 Yeah, you can shout into the fucking telegram void, you cucks. 1.00

00:49:58.440 Yeah, there's a telegram link. 1.00

00:50:00.060 Go in there and fucking yell at Clint. 0.99

00:50:01.720 Make him cry. 1.00

00:50:02.380 See if you can get him to fucking tear up. 1.00

00:50:04.240 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:50:05.260 Cole has got his dick sucked while his wife watched. 1.00

00:50:09.380 He does not get offended by being called gay. 1.00

00:50:11.620 It just bounces right off of him. 1.00

00:50:13.080 He doesn't give a fuck. 1.00

00:50:13.860 That's right. 1.00

00:50:14.360 He's kind of gay. 1.00

00:50:15.220 Cole, do you think that you could just be like, hey, babe, I know you don't like sucking 1.00

00:50:19.360 my dick. 1.00

00:50:19.840 Could I just get my dick sucked periodically from random bros? 1.00

00:50:22.220 I remember because I've read things and people are just like, you've got to tell them you 1.00

00:50:27.260 really want this and whatever.

00:50:29.060 I'm just like, I don't think it'll work that way.

00:50:31.220 Well, I know, but have you actually asked?

00:50:33.780 Because you don't know until you ask, right?

00:50:35.960 I mean, I know.

00:50:37.300 Fine, I'll ask tomorrow.

00:50:38.860 Cool.

00:50:39.220 Next mailbag.

00:50:40.040 Next mailbag.

00:50:40.440 I'll report back on my findings.

00:50:43.200 Moving along.

00:50:43.900 As I come back, I'm a black eye.

00:50:45.340 Yeah, I was just going to say it.

00:50:46.640 I was just going to say it.

00:50:47.180 How much time is a cotton picking minute equivalent to? 0.99

00:50:54.880 The interim between the beeps.

00:50:57.460 I heard it was, I heard it was, I always assumed it was short, but then.

00:51:02.720 It has to be, right?

00:51:03.600 Because they have high time preference. 0.99

00:51:05.580 But isn't the same to imply like black people are lazy? 0.94

00:51:09.280 No, because it's now wait one cotton picking minute is the phrase. 0.97

00:51:13.960 But they're slaves, so they're not getting paid by like any sort of money.

00:51:17.180 Or a minute or whatever.

00:51:18.300 Like any sort of time period.

00:51:22.420 This is a great question.

00:51:23.860 I think a cotton picking minute has to be really long. 1.00

00:51:27.060 Marshall Banana said it's about three beeps.

00:51:28.280 That's the best answer.

00:51:29.180 Let's move on.

00:51:30.000 Three beeps.

00:51:30.740 Three beeps.

00:51:31.840 So 15 seconds.

00:51:33.580 Yep.

00:51:34.660 Did you, oh, can you play that?

00:51:36.580 I sent, real quick, I sent that video to y'all.

00:51:40.620 Tyler said he got it from the chat of that guy going off on the black dude on like Omegle

00:51:46.340 or something.

00:51:49.940 That's what the guy does all the time.

00:51:51.760 I haven't seen this one, though.

00:51:53.440 I feel like I have seen this one.

00:51:54.640 Are we good at, why don't we have to be on the bag we got left?

00:51:56.500 What do we got left?

00:51:57.760 We have more.

00:51:59.740 So as many as you want to do, basically.

00:52:01.860 We probably should do at least one more.

00:52:03.140 What do you think?

00:52:04.140 Telegram's on fire.

00:52:04.940 Pilgrim. 1.00

00:52:05.780 Max, if high-caste Indians are like Jews and low-caste Indians are like niggers, what 0.97

00:52:11.380 race of people are the mid-caste Indians most similar to? 0.98

00:52:14.400 Whites.

00:52:14.840 White people. 0.69

00:52:15.740 Yeah. 0.91

00:52:15.960 It has to be white.

00:52:17.600 Oh, do you think we're above middle?

00:52:21.040 I don't think they should have any similarities.

00:52:26.200 Well, in India, I would say it's like aboriginals. 1.00

00:52:30.260 What?

00:52:30.680 Is aboriginal music in the background, yes?

00:52:32.320 Yes, it is.

00:52:33.820 Wait.

00:52:34.860 So middle class. 1.00

00:52:36.840 So low class or the nigger class here are the people shitting in the streets or whatever. 1.00

00:52:41.800 The upper echelon of the Jews, those are the people that live in the fucking palaces, 1.00

00:52:46.560 whatever, the rulers of the country. 0.99

00:52:48.600 All the middle class people are like all the tech people, right?

00:52:51.900 So you think Mexicans are mid-tier?

00:52:53.560 No, the middle class people are Indian.

00:52:54.640 Not necessarily mid- because it's not necessarily like-

00:52:59.180 What race is mid?

00:53:00.760 The top echelon of-

00:53:02.680 I think Mexican.

00:53:04.280 They're mid-

00:53:04.680 Mexican.

00:53:06.020 What are you saying is the top echelon of Indians act like Jews. 1.00

00:53:08.940 Like if you're building a class, they're like the stock- 0.94

00:53:11.660 Yeah, because they all have Jews. 1.00

00:53:12.560 Think about Mexicans. 0.97

00:53:14.460 Genetically, they're not gifted. 0.97

00:53:15.680 They're very tiny people.

00:53:16.920 They're brown.

00:53:19.020 Yeah, they're obviously not white. 0.63

00:53:20.280 Also could be Asian, like I said. 1.00

00:53:21.740 They stink. 0.97

00:53:22.060 But they have a great work ethic, like the middle class of India does. 0.98

00:53:25.880 Yes.

00:53:27.420 Okay, that's fair.

00:53:28.800 And they're good at soccer.

00:53:29.840 I think Mexicans, or whatever they do over there, that's weird. 1.00

00:53:33.720 Yeah, Mexicans are great at soccer. 0.96

00:53:34.820 I actually really don't know if that Mexicans are, but Indians, I mean.

00:53:37.560 Oh, I don't know.

00:53:38.100 Indians? 0.96

00:53:38.460 But they're really good at whatever that other-

00:53:40.560 Cricket.

00:53:41.260 Cricket.

00:53:41.720 Yeah, they're really good at cricket.

00:53:42.860 So they were talking about this as a different-

00:53:44.220 Let's do one more mailbag, because this dude here, he's new to this show,

00:53:47.280 and I kind of want him to see the laney edit before he bounces. 0.98

00:53:49.740 I just, so, you know, let's just ask one more fucking question. 0.87

00:53:52.120 Greg Bunga, if you had all positions in the Trump administration, 0.98

00:53:54.740 what would they be, and how long would you last?

00:53:57.760 Oh, because if we all had a position in there.

00:54:01.400 If you've got that position, excuse me.

00:54:02.200 I would be Secretary of Defense, and I'd immediately nuke the Tower Gang telegram chat.

00:54:06.640 Reverse category.

00:54:07.240 Yeah, the Secretary of Missionary.

00:54:16.940 Wait, what?

00:54:17.920 What?

00:54:18.980 He's the Secretary of Missionary.

00:54:20.520 Guy who's never done it.

00:54:21.340 It was a joke.

00:54:22.180 He made the same joke I made.

00:54:23.300 I said reverse gal girl. 0.98

00:54:24.640 He's been saying, because, you know, what position, how long would you last?

00:54:28.380 You know, I don't last long in that position, so about maybe a few minutes, you know?

00:54:32.200 I would just want to run the Twitter.

00:54:34.360 Yeah.

00:54:35.060 Yeah.

00:54:35.780 I don't even really want to be in the administration, to be honest with you.

00:54:39.040 Senior Communications and HHS, yeah.

00:54:41.120 That sounds pretty good.

00:54:42.400 I would only want to be, yeah, either the person running the Twitter or, like, press secretary.

00:54:47.720 Those would be the only fun jobs.

00:54:49.300 Yeah.

00:54:50.280 I'd be Secretary of, like, Agriculture and just, like, um...

00:54:55.260 Just completely starve out the country?

00:54:57.300 Yeah, I think I would stop.

00:54:58.580 I would, like, I'd be like, Atlanta no longer gets food.

00:55:01.540 Like, Atlanta, no more food.

00:55:03.260 Baltimore, no more food.

00:55:04.500 Detroit, no more food.

00:55:05.080 We should, like, evenly distribute all this stuff.

00:55:06.900 You know that?

00:55:07.380 We should see that, guys.

00:55:08.240 How are you deciding which cities don't get food?

00:55:10.600 I'm not...

00:55:11.080 I'm the Secretary of Agriculture.

00:55:12.420 That's what I'm saying.

00:55:12.520 No, I know, but is there...

00:55:13.460 Was there a tie that binds between those three cities?

00:55:15.500 Oh, oh, um...

00:55:17.520 Because he said...

00:55:18.020 Yeah, there's something, like, uh, I mean...

00:55:20.060 Black don't crack. 0.94

00:55:21.440 There you go. 0.96

00:55:21.960 What are the three cities?

00:55:23.340 All right, Laney hit it. 1.00

00:55:24.380 I said Atlanta, Detroit, Baltimore.

00:55:26.340 Oh, yeah.

00:55:26.760 I would like to run the Twitter, and I would like to have, like, a ticker of a couple of things.

00:55:31.180 So, as, like, immigrations go up, it would just be, like, an empty bar, and then at 1.00

00:55:35.260 the end of it, it says, America's great. 0.99

00:55:37.360 And as, like, as it goes up, you just see, like, you know, fucking people getting deported, 0.99

00:55:41.340 like, one by one. 0.99

00:55:42.860 Um...

00:55:43.260 I can call it over a number of deportations. 0.99

00:55:46.320 Top, if you were the fucking, like, even just the Twitter, like, the ex-social media for 0.98

00:55:51.260 the White House, I honestly think you would go down in history as, like, this generation's 0.99

00:55:54.760 garbles.

00:55:55.460 Like, you would definitely start a Holocaust, just from the Twitter account.

00:55:58.400 You know what?

00:55:58.720 They should do, like, a deportation counter, because they said that the border is, like,

00:56:02.680 a national emergency now.

00:56:03.920 So, have that counter going 24-7.

00:56:06.800 Number of people deported.

00:56:07.980 Because Clint brought up the Holocaust, I actually, I learned a little nugget of information

00:56:13.780 this last week from YouTube.

00:56:15.660 It was understated?

00:56:17.380 No.

00:56:18.500 The Holocaust actually means a sacrifice. 0.80

00:56:21.180 Saline, I have contacts in there. 1.00

00:56:22.920 Why are you crying about fucking Lynn Albrecht, you faggot? 1.00

00:56:26.820 It really moves me. 1.00

00:56:28.280 You know, it's always beautiful to see, like, a child reunited with their parent, you know?

00:56:33.460 That kind of stuff just really gets to me.

00:56:36.120 I think if you're a parent, you'd understand, you know?

00:56:38.360 None of the four of you five had any emotions about this news?

00:56:41.700 Seriously?

00:56:41.980 Yeah, but, like, we have kids, so it makes sense.

00:56:44.020 You know what I mean?

00:56:45.020 I mean, like, you know, so, like, if we cry, you're like, God, like, he's just in touch

00:56:49.160 with, like, you know, look, he must be a great dad, like.

00:56:51.860 If you knew, do you know Lynn?

00:56:54.320 Have any of you met Lynn?

00:56:55.840 No, I'm telling you I don't care.

00:56:57.860 I don't hang out with old broads. 1.00

00:57:00.140 I've met her, I've met her, like, or I've, like, spent a ton of time with Lynn, so.

00:57:03.760 So, can I show you, let me show you what makes me cry.

00:57:06.200 Do you want to see what makes me cry, Jose?

00:57:07.500 That's why, though.

00:57:08.640 I'm going to show you guys really quick.

00:57:09.920 We did an inauguration stream.

00:57:11.460 I know this is, like, kind of way off subject, but this is at the end here. 0.99

00:57:15.120 And, fuck it, his david voice is so annoying. 0.98

00:57:20.760 Anyway, so this comes down to, like, the end, and he goes, watch this. 1.00

00:57:28.100 But, listen, I got a bad one.

00:57:29.660 Oh, you're talking about Austin's plug?

00:57:30.600 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:57:31.640 Yeah, I gave him shit for that. 1.00

00:57:33.540 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:57:34.120 We did, like, two and a half hours.

00:57:35.140 We said one and a half hours.

00:57:36.140 Okay, just watch this.

00:57:37.280 And they're, like, when are they going to let me go?

00:57:39.840 I got to get up, dude.

00:57:42.500 Tyler, I'm sorry you had to live this twice.

00:57:46.680 Yo, we can't watch this whole thing.

00:57:48.600 It'll be the rest of the episode if you watch it.

00:57:50.160 No, no, I'm not.

00:57:51.160 Just right here.

00:57:51.760 He's going to live this way around the screen.

00:57:55.020 Tyler, where can people find you?

00:57:56.340 Okay.

00:57:57.280 LPR, Libertarian Podcast, Tyler Yonke on Twitter.

00:58:01.420 This is mean.

00:58:02.320 This is mean.

00:58:03.340 This is mean.

00:58:03.840 I got to show the emotion.

00:58:06.760 No, he's a fantastic producer. 1.00

00:58:08.140 He's a liar. 0.98

00:58:09.260 That's how you do a professional plug right there. 1.00

00:58:11.600 Tyler knows what's up.

00:58:12.300 Let's see what Austin has to say.

00:58:13.280 All right, brother.

00:58:13.600 I appreciate you guys having me on always, of course.

00:58:16.540 I love having a conversation with you guys.

00:58:19.400 Man, what's up, Clint?

00:58:20.480 It's been a minute, brother.

00:58:21.960 But I hope all is well, man.

00:58:24.000 You guys just, of course, you can find me at the end of the podcast.

00:58:26.880 It does a plug.

00:58:27.920 Support me at Buzzsprout or Patreon.

00:58:30.060 It doesn't even plug in there.

00:58:31.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:32.000 I just wanted one last final statement.

00:58:34.160 I mean, it is truly psyopsy.

00:58:36.400 And I feel like, and I did mention this earlier, but it does feel like.

00:58:40.600 Yo, go to two.

00:58:41.200 You know, we're surrounded by spooks in this very moment.

00:58:42.780 And that also there's been a very.

00:58:43.740 Oh, my God.

00:58:44.360 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:58:46.480 Where do we point that?

00:58:47.620 Again, effectively influencing each person wherever they fall on the spectrum.

00:58:50.540 Yo, play the two eggs.

00:58:51.240 It is.

00:58:52.240 It is.

00:58:52.940 I'm freaking out because I'm looking at David's face.

00:58:57.500 David has to go.

00:58:58.540 Yo, yo. 0.99

00:58:59.320 I keep seeing Top laugh.

00:59:02.120 So at some point, I just break down and I go, Top, what are you laughing about?

00:59:06.820 I couldn't help myself.

00:59:08.040 Wait, here we go.

00:59:08.540 Crimson Contagion, you know, which is waiting in the wings again.

00:59:12.400 Another agenda goal set, which I think is.

00:59:15.700 This is bad form, man.

00:59:17.260 This is the longest plug I've ever seen.

00:59:19.600 Yeah.

00:59:19.840 I've had way longer plugs.

00:59:22.240 Wait, wait.

00:59:22.640 This is because I literally cried.

00:59:24.420 I haven't cried in a long time.

00:59:25.940 Tell me it's on the class podcast. 1.00

00:59:27.760 I'll shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:59:29.120 I got nothing but love for you guys from real. 0.99

00:59:31.340 I got nothing but love for you guys.

00:59:32.740 I got admired.

00:59:35.700 Dude. 1.00

00:59:36.380 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:59:36.940 I love Austin. 1.00

00:59:38.280 If I was there, I would have.

00:59:39.800 The thing is, like, part of why I took Austin in my wing is because he does great content.

00:59:44.340 Super informed.

00:59:45.040 Super smart.

00:59:45.720 But I was like, I started interacting with him.

00:59:47.460 And I was like, this guy's a wealth of knowledge.

00:59:48.840 But, like, he needs the reps.

00:59:50.560 He needs the work.

00:59:51.460 Like, he is.

00:59:53.200 His great work comes from deep autism.

00:59:55.540 So it's like, he sits there and does these hour-long episodes.

00:59:59.480 It's amazing content.

01:00:00.800 But it's like, as with all of these amazing researchers, they don't always interact as

01:00:06.480 well with people.

01:00:07.160 I'm trying to coach him.

01:00:08.140 I'm working with him.

01:00:09.180 If I'd been there, I would have been like, hey, Austin, what are your plugs?

01:00:12.920 What are you?

01:00:13.240 Like, I would, like, distract him.

01:00:14.420 I kind of, like, say every now and then you get it, like, almost, like, snap.

01:00:16.680 Like, hey.

01:00:17.500 And you're like, okay.

01:00:18.460 Okay.

01:00:18.760 Yeah, back on track.

01:00:19.960 Like, we're good.

01:00:20.080 He did great.

01:00:20.740 He was just like, I just got one more thing to say. 0.99

01:00:23.040 And then he's like, fucking 15 minutes. 0.99

01:00:25.220 And I was like, so funny. 0.99

01:00:26.300 Yeah, it was over 10 minutes. 0.98

01:00:27.340 It was fucking weird. 0.97

01:00:28.400 I was like, he's never going to stop. 0.98

01:00:30.420 Like, we're just going to be here forever.

01:00:32.480 And then you start laughing. 0.99

01:00:33.760 And I was like, all right, this is my opportunity to shut him the fuck up. 0.98

01:00:35.900 So I was like, Tom, what are you laughing about? 0.96

01:00:37.740 Now, is there something here that is kind of an alpha move to be like, you're like, during

01:00:42.240 plug time, you just take over and you just go like, all right, it's my time now.

01:00:45.760 They gave me the time.

01:00:47.420 They said, this is your time to talk.

01:00:49.400 And I can just take over.

01:00:50.860 I could, I would have stopped him at any point, but I just thought it was so funny.

01:00:55.040 Because I was like, I love, like, that's why I love Toad. 1.00

01:00:57.960 Dude, this is why I love libertarian people, even though I give them shit. 0.99

01:01:01.020 I love the autism of like the not understanding, like the Elon Musk, the Sieg Heil. 0.99

01:01:06.340 I love the not understanding the social thing. 0.99

01:01:08.600 And I'm just like, just fucking go. 0.94

01:01:09.920 Oh, Elon Musk definitely would definitely do like a 15 minute plug, like on a podcast. 0.98

01:01:15.520 And it's like, we know who you are.

01:01:16.740 You run Tesla.

01:01:17.340 But he would go in like in deep on like. 0.99

01:01:19.340 But he would say way less words because he speaks very, very fucking staggered. 0.98

01:01:24.100 Oh, that's probably true. 0.91

01:01:26.440 All right, we're going to do a Lainey edit.

01:01:27.940 Lainey edit.

01:01:28.480 Let's go.

01:01:29.100 Lainey edit. 0.99

01:01:29.940 Let's fucking check it out. 0.98

01:01:31.740 A Lainey Hobbamok production. 0.99

01:01:34.740 Let's check it out.

01:01:36.840 Let's check it out.

01:01:41.000 We need to talk about TikTok.

01:01:44.220 TikTok, if you will.

01:01:45.740 It is the, is the 24 seven news channel of so many of our young people.

01:01:50.640 And it's like Al Jazeera on steroids.

01:02:03.500 There's no question that the algorithms, particularly at TikTok, have been virulent in, in generating

01:02:08.220 extraordinary antisemitism.

01:02:09.780 And Elizabeth, I think a lot of people are surprised to know that this company owns other

01:02:20.340 apps, not just TikTok.

01:02:21.860 Dan's CapCut's a video editing platform that's popular for making reels.

01:02:25.980 Apple this morning says they are not available for downloads or updates under the law.

01:02:30.320 That's now in effect.

01:02:31.360 Geo.

01:02:31.700 Yeah, I tried. 1.00

01:02:32.260 Get this through your head, you Jew motherfucker, you. 1.00

01:02:34.900 Wherever Jews settle, they behave like rats and parasites. 1.00

01:02:40.420 And you know what this is. 1.00

01:02:41.300 This is a tribute to Al Qaeda on 9-11.

01:02:45.060 Thank you for tuning in once again.

01:02:46.200 To the greatest terrorists in the world.

01:02:47.800 What is love?

01:02:49.560 Baby, don't hurt me.

01:02:50.820 Yo, that's from Belly. 0.74

01:02:51.960 Don't hurt me.

01:02:53.720 No more.

01:02:57.160 Baby, don't hurt me.

01:02:59.540 Don't hurt me.

01:03:01.440 No more. 1.00

01:03:02.420 Like, no, this is Cole being fucking an infant. 1.00

01:03:07.280 And a fat infant. 1.00

01:03:08.380 He's fat now.

01:03:09.280 I don't know if anybody knows, but he's super fat right now.

01:03:11.700 Well, then why isn't he funny?

01:03:12.780 I've been eating sugar.

01:03:13.560 Oh, always the toad with the banger.

01:03:17.300 Oh, my God. 0.98

01:03:18.180 The Jews have been distracted dealing with other things for a while now. 0.99

01:03:34.340 Now their attention will be redirected.

01:03:36.200 The ISR on will be back upon us. 1.00

01:03:38.900 Are you saying that they're in a...

01:03:39.960 Yeah, they're cornered now.

01:03:59.720 They're going to come after something else.

01:04:00.920 Something bad is going to happen.

01:04:01.820 We took away their porn.

01:04:02.960 You can't make the porn. 1.00

01:04:03.900 You can't kill the babies. 1.00

01:04:05.460 And oh, my God. 1.00

01:04:06.460 I said, I said, Hitler should have wiped every fucking one of you off the planet. 1.00

01:04:10.880 I want to understand. 1.00

01:04:12.120 Who sits down and watches 12 and a half hours of this chick getting fucked by a thousand guys? 1.00

01:04:17.680 Like, I just, it just doesn't seem as if there's a market for this. 0.99

01:04:20.460 Oh, my God.

01:04:40.900 Let's go.

01:04:41.860 Mark Vestibule.

01:04:42.680 Could the gang pull off a successful bank robbery?

01:04:45.660 Or would it end in bloodshed hostages, suicides, et cetera?

01:04:49.100 Oh, bro, I think we have hostages. 0.99

01:04:51.380 How many hostages do you get raped, by the way? 0.98

01:04:53.280 As many as I can get through before I get tired. 0.99

01:04:55.620 Well, what do you say?

01:04:56.400 You're going to hurt them? 1.00

01:04:57.460 No, I don't have a dick. 1.00

01:04:58.940 I have big old titties, usually. 1.00

01:05:00.540 Wow. 0.98

01:05:01.100 Wow.

01:05:02.540 Wow.

01:05:04.500 Wow.

01:05:06.600 Wow.

01:05:09.040 Wow.

01:05:10.040 Wow.

01:05:12.360 Wow.

01:05:15.040 Wow.

01:05:16.040 Wow.

01:05:17.040 Wow.

01:05:18.040 Wow.

01:05:19.040 Wow.

01:05:19.080 I feel like the anti-Semitism is becoming more overt.

01:05:25.180 He did say.

01:05:26.120 I think Lainey was just really mad that Cap got taken down for a day.

01:05:30.160 I think he was leaning into, we had a really good riff session about the idea of how we

01:05:33.960 wish the Gaza war wasn't coming to an end, because now they're going to be focused, they're 0.96

01:05:38.820 going to be like not distracted by other shit, like they're back on us. 0.97

01:05:42.120 This is also another thing. 0.98

01:05:43.640 I think he was rolling with that, but I didn't go to too many clips of it.

01:05:46.540 Well, same thing though with the Ross thing.

01:05:48.460 Now that Ross is freed, what are the libertarians going to be focused on?

01:05:51.860 Oh, we're going to, we're going to, it's going to be way worse.

01:05:53.540 We're going to fight each other.

01:05:54.460 Yeah.

01:05:54.620 Yeah.

01:05:54.860 It's going to be way worse.

01:05:55.860 We just, we just like took our one uniting thing and just destroyed it.

01:05:59.140 I mean, just look at how this show opened up.

01:06:00.860 It's with Toad having an aneurysm screaming at you.

01:06:02.920 Yeah.

01:06:03.320 Like that's all because Ross got freed.

01:06:05.140 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:05.420 Put that nigga back in jail. 1.00

01:06:06.520 Toad would come the fuck down. 1.00

01:06:07.540 That's the same thing. 0.99

01:06:08.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:06:09.800 Jail Ross. 0.98

01:06:10.120 They made butt sex legal. 1.00

01:06:12.180 They brought back Ross.

01:06:13.640 Like dude, they're running out of like things to keep us preoccupied, you know?

01:06:17.060 It's like no one gets thrown in jail for pot anymore.

01:06:18.860 Dude, and also if, if Trump ends the income tax, if Trump ends the federal income tax, libertarians 0.99

01:06:31.000 are fucked. 0.99

01:06:32.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:32.460 We'll just kill each other. 1.00

01:06:34.460 There's literally nothing they can argue. 0.83

01:06:35.680 Like, what if he just like ends the income tax and ends the Fed and then just like, like

01:06:40.160 libertarians.

01:06:40.480 And then he brings our troops some.

01:06:42.020 Yeah.

01:06:42.180 It's over.

01:06:42.580 Just pack it in.

01:06:43.580 I don't like it when they minimally interfere with the market.

01:06:46.900 Yeah.

01:06:47.500 Would you, at that point, Clint, would you turn to be like, I'm confused.

01:06:53.500 Oh no, I'd be, I'd be the biggest MAGA dude on the planet if that happened.

01:06:57.320 I mean.

01:06:59.020 Age of consent, that's true. 1.00

01:07:00.140 They would just be like, we want to fuck kids. 1.00

01:07:01.960 Like we just, let's get down the brass tacks here. 1.00

01:07:04.520 Chuck comes out and he's like, I think 12 is a good age.

01:07:06.620 The rest of the libertarians are like, all right.

01:07:08.580 You're good.

01:07:11.620 Honestly, I'm going to go like, you're going to go to the next libertarian convention and

01:07:15.520 you're going to see what's going on there. 0.99

01:07:16.800 It's either going to be empty or the gay orgies will be lacking. 0.99

01:07:20.780 And you'll say, he's got to go back. 1.00

01:07:23.300 Ross has got to go back to jail.

01:07:25.260 This party's a disaster.

01:07:26.680 There's no backbone to it anymore.

01:07:28.100 Dude, maybe we, maybe we should start working on a time machine so that we can go back in

01:07:31.140 time and stop the pardon from happening.

01:07:33.580 Honestly, it's not a bad idea.

01:07:34.720 Like that's probably more foreign lock or go back in time, go back in time. 0.98

01:07:39.540 And actually we do hire murderers to go kill somebody and blame it on him.

01:07:46.300 So he goes into jail for like legitimate reasons.

01:07:49.680 I think that already happened.

01:07:50.700 That's how he got put away the first time.

01:07:52.200 What if this is what Barron's mission is?

01:07:56.460 Like it's time traveling loop that he's going through over and over again.

01:08:00.060 He's trying to get this right.

01:08:01.600 And he's trying to get Ross.

01:08:02.880 By the way, by the way, I think there's a better hired gun.

01:08:05.340 By the way, I think there's a better than 50% chance that in fact Ross did hire hitmen.

01:08:10.180 But it just happened to be that the hit, the hitman that he was hiring was actually blackmailing

01:08:14.580 him and the, and he was being conned on both sides.

01:08:16.780 So the guy that he hired to kill, I'm not even kidding.

01:08:19.200 This is actually what happened.

01:08:19.980 The guy that he hired to kill somebody was the guy that he was talking to, to hire to 0.71

01:08:24.540 kill the guy that was blackmailing him.

01:08:26.020 He was talking to the same person on both ends. 1.00

01:08:27.840 He got fucking jobbed by this genius to the tune of $1 million with a Bitcoin, which would 0.98

01:08:33.060 have been worth crazy amounts today. 0.98

01:08:34.800 I think it's one of the funniest stories ever.

01:08:36.520 But at the end of the day, who was he trying to get killed?

01:08:39.320 Like the, he was trying to blackmail him.

01:08:41.140 He was, all right, so you want the story?

01:08:43.140 I'll give it to you.

01:08:44.700 Or is he trying to kill it? 1.00

01:08:45.940 Fucking dope. 1.00

01:08:46.920 Does his mom know the story? 1.00

01:08:48.380 I kind of respect him more now.

01:08:48.720 Like, I don't want him to be freed now.

01:08:50.020 Did his mom tell you the story?

01:08:51.440 No, no.

01:08:52.320 I've done this own research on my own.

01:08:53.940 But look, regardless of whether or not this is actually him, the contention is that Dread

01:08:59.500 Pirate Roberts was not, in fact, him.

01:09:03.020 I am of the belief that there's a better than 50% chance it was him.

01:09:06.260 So assuming it was him, well, he was the basic CEO of Silk Road.

01:09:10.500 And the guy who was being, who was reached out to Ross to blackmail him said, look, I've

01:09:15.420 gotten conned.

01:09:16.700 I've gotten my supplies taken.

01:09:19.080 And long story short, like, I'm going to dump 12 of your distributors as well as 1,000 of

01:09:26.020 the credentials for your customers from your website because I have all of their information 0.99

01:09:29.200 because I've been selling them shit. 0.98

01:09:30.960 I'm going to dump it on the internet. 0.99

01:09:32.480 Then no one's ever going to use the Silk Road again.

01:09:34.340 Your company's going to go bust. 1.00

01:09:36.040 And Ross says, no, the fuck you don't. 1.00

01:09:37.900 Then he reaches out to this hitman who happens to be the same person who's trying to blackmail 1.00

01:09:41.120 him and he sends him fucking crazy amounts of Bitcoin. 0.96

01:09:44.920 I'm not even kidding, dude. 0.99

01:09:45.900 That's the actual story.

01:09:47.340 Whether or not it was Ross, I can't see.

01:09:48.960 That literally sounds like a comedy bit.

01:09:51.900 Yeah.

01:09:52.080 It literally sounds like an episode of like...

01:09:54.820 It's like, you know what? 1.00

01:09:55.500 Fuck that guy. 1.00

01:09:56.180 I know, right? 1.00

01:09:56.820 You should pay me to kill him. 1.00

01:09:58.020 I just want libertarians to be able to hire hitmen at their gay wedding from their prison 1.00

01:10:04.420 cells. 1.00

01:10:05.140 I wonder if there's a weird loophole in being a hitman and taking money to kill yourself 0.57

01:10:13.200 because it might not be illegal.

01:10:16.040 You know what I mean? 0.88

01:10:17.180 Say, for example, you got someone and you said, hey, give me money, I'll kill someone.

01:10:21.180 Whether you do or not, it's already illegal.

01:10:22.800 That's right. 0.99

01:10:23.160 Now, but if it's yourself, is that now legal because who the fuck are you killing other 1.00

01:10:28.060 than yourself? 0.99

01:10:28.520 You're just defrauding the guy who's trying to kill someone. 0.99

01:10:30.880 No, for the record, the reason I don't say fuck Ross is because ultimately he was defending 0.99

01:10:34.980 his business and he was being blackmailed. 0.99

01:10:36.740 As far as I'm concerned, you're being blackmailed in a black market.

01:10:39.120 What are you going to do?

01:10:39.500 You're going to go to the cops? 1.00

01:10:40.200 No, you have to kill the guy. 1.00

01:10:41.080 So he did the right thing. 1.00

01:10:42.200 You got to fucking hire a hitman. 0.99

01:10:43.640 He just happened to have hired a hitman who was, in fact, the guy that was conning him on 1.00

01:10:46.660 the other side.

01:10:47.500 I think it's funny.

01:10:48.560 And at the end of the day, no one was in jeopardy.

01:10:50.660 No one was in jeopardy at all.

01:10:51.700 He ended up paying the guy who he was trying to kill on accident.

01:10:55.680 And then he spent 11 years in prison.

01:10:58.540 He ends up spending 11 years in prison.

01:11:00.880 He has definitely paid his time to society or whatever.

01:11:06.180 God, that's funny.

01:11:07.340 I didn't ever realize that part of it. 0.87

01:11:09.200 And that's just fucking hilarious that he should. 0.54

01:11:11.300 Well, because people claim that it wasn't Ross. 0.85

01:11:13.560 I've just never seen any real solid evidence that it wasn't him.

01:11:18.100 So I don't know.

01:11:18.700 Why did he get thrown out?

01:11:20.020 Well, they put him in jail for a double life sentence because they sold the story and 1.00

01:11:23.640 they're like, you fucking asshole. 1.00

01:11:26.420 This guy was trying to kill you and you paid him? 1.00

01:11:28.580 It was a double life sentence plus 40 years with no possibility of parole. 0.99

01:11:32.980 They threw the book at him because he was making fucking crazy money off of Bitcoin.

01:11:37.680 You know that his stash today is worth over like a couple hundred billion dollars? 0.96

01:11:41.680 Like he'd be one of the richest people on the planet.

01:11:43.020 He probably still has it.

01:11:45.960 I, you know, I'm not sure.

01:11:47.140 No, they seized it.

01:11:48.200 The feds seized it.

01:11:48.840 Did they?

01:11:49.120 I don't think.

01:11:49.520 Do you think they got everything?

01:11:50.720 No way.

01:11:51.120 Probably not.

01:11:51.520 I hope he just stashed a thousand. 0.99

01:11:53.680 Because back then, a thousand Bitcoin was only like seven grand or some shit. 0.99

01:11:57.880 So, all he had to do was stash a thousand Bitcoin into a fucking cold wallet and memorize the 0.99

01:12:03.040 code to go to the fucking, the pen for 11 years, come out and be one of the richest 1.00

01:12:06.600 niggas on the planet. 1.00

01:12:07.200 It'd be so cool. 0.97

01:12:08.240 He's just walking around the yard reciting the code over and over again.

01:12:11.300 I want two things.

01:12:12.240 I want two things from Ross.

01:12:13.400 Either that or he's like, just he's in his jail cell just remembering this like, you 0.99

01:12:18.400 know, 18 train of different like dog, cat, Chinese food, whatever fucking his passcode. 0.98

01:12:24.420 I hope he's memorizing that. 0.99

01:12:25.940 I hope he gets out, buys a yacht or something, makes like a fucking TikTok video where he 1.00

01:12:30.200 just tells all the libertarians that supported him to go fuck themselves. 1.00

01:12:34.440 Or he goes back to jail. 1.00

01:12:36.320 I don't want anything in the middle. 0.99

01:12:36.960 And I tried to kill that dude.

01:12:38.500 Do you think, do you think he goes back to like, he starts another Silk Road? 1.00

01:12:42.300 He's like, fuck it. 1.00

01:12:42.980 Just do it again. 1.00

01:12:43.860 You can't do it twice.

01:12:44.520 Run it back.

01:12:46.380 He'd be like, he'd be like, wait, I thought I got pardoned.

01:12:48.280 So I didn't do anything wrong.

01:12:49.220 I can do this all over again.

01:12:50.100 You can't double jeopardy.

01:12:52.320 Double jeopardy.

01:12:53.140 It's going to be called the Silkier Road.

01:12:55.480 You know, if he just, if he just scrolled away a thousand, so he had a dormant address

01:12:59.220 containing 6,400.

01:13:00.280 So that's $678 million.

01:13:02.120 If he just scrolled away a thousand of that, that's a, that's a hundred million dollars today.

01:13:08.500 God.

01:13:11.940 Do you think that's why Lynn Ulbrich wanted him out so bad?

01:13:16.080 Because she wants that Bitcoin.

01:13:17.240 She wants the money. 0.98

01:13:18.320 Yeah. 0.98

01:13:18.480 She's like, she was like, she doesn't even give a fuck about Ross. 0.93

01:13:21.400 She kept going to see him. 0.94

01:13:23.220 She's like, she's like, son, just please just give me the code. 1.00

01:13:26.740 And he's like, no, fuck you, mom. 1.00

01:13:27.960 It's my money, bitch. 1.00

01:13:28.800 You think anyone fights for 11 years against all odds to just get their fucking, their drug 1.00

01:13:33.520 dealing son out of prison? 1.00

01:13:34.520 Their drug dealing. 1.00

01:13:35.780 A thousand Bitcoin is why you fucking do that. 0.99

01:13:37.520 She was the one who was blackmailing him because he wouldn't give her any of that. 0.99

01:13:40.120 Oh, that's great.

01:13:41.940 She was the blackmailer, the, the, uh, the hitman, the hitman and the mom. 1.00

01:13:47.240 Yep.

01:13:47.780 Yeah.

01:13:48.120 She, she played every side of this. 0.99

01:13:49.980 Dude, she's fucking, she's Kaiser Lynn Soze. 1.00

01:13:54.060 By the way, where's the, uh, where's the dad in this situation? 0.99

01:13:58.160 Don't know.

01:13:58.740 Never asked.

01:13:59.240 I've only, you know, whenever I'm around, he's not there.

01:14:02.180 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:05.100 He knows what's up.

01:14:06.280 He knows to leave when big niggas in town right now. 1.00

01:14:11.620 The father is black in spirit. 0.99

01:14:14.460 Uh, this is, this is so off the rails. 0.97

01:14:16.000 I love Lynn.

01:14:16.580 She's a sweetheart. 0.99

01:14:17.360 This is all fucking jokes. 0.99

01:14:18.440 Please just realize that. 0.99

01:14:20.380 All right.

01:14:20.580 Let's read some super chats.

01:14:21.900 Yeah.

01:14:22.660 That's who we got here.

01:14:23.720 These nice people give us money.

01:14:25.060 Toad, can you read that?

01:14:25.940 Jesus Christ.

01:14:26.860 It's a lot.

01:14:27.340 Yep.

01:14:28.280 I could read some of the bottom ones.

01:14:29.560 That top one.

01:14:30.080 Mecavern says send this to Dickie.

01:14:32.100 I don't know what he's talking about.

01:14:33.740 Yeah.

01:14:34.480 Send the money to Dickie.

01:14:35.740 Oh, we're not going to do that.

01:14:36.960 We're not giving Dickie money.

01:14:38.680 I'm sorry.

01:14:39.220 Andrew Jacobs.

01:14:40.240 That was a $20, by the way, from Mecavern.

01:14:42.080 Why didn't you just give it to Dickie?

01:14:43.980 Yeah.

01:14:44.980 $5 from Andrew Jacobs.

01:14:46.900 Testing to see if it lets me send you all $5. 1.00

01:14:50.500 Get your shit together, Rumble. 1.00

01:14:51.820 Yes. 1.00

01:14:52.260 It worked, sir.

01:14:53.680 Yeah, it worked. 0.99

01:14:54.340 So I guess the shit's really about Dickie. 0.99

01:14:56.040 Another $5 from Mecavern. 0.99

01:14:56.880 Dickie reunion episode.

01:14:58.400 He wants Dickie back on the show.

01:14:59.860 I mean, I like Dickie.

01:15:01.280 I don't understand this guy's obsession.

01:15:02.860 Is this a Dickie alt?

01:15:03.880 Which Dickie?

01:15:04.100 Isn't Dickie in, like, the military now?

01:15:06.580 This one.

01:15:07.280 Right here.

01:15:08.220 Oh, this Dickie.

01:15:09.260 Is this a Dickie alt or something? 0.99

01:15:10.780 Is this Dickie's, like, thing on Rumble or some shit? 0.95

01:15:13.520 Is that all this is? 0.96

01:15:14.460 Also, Toad going to develop the milk road.

01:15:17.180 Yeah.

01:15:17.720 I think Mecavern's Dickie now.

01:15:19.420 I'm pretty sure.

01:15:20.020 It might be.

01:15:20.320 No, he's giving money.

01:15:21.320 Dickie doesn't have money.

01:15:22.360 That's true.

01:15:22.940 $5 from Mecavern.

01:15:24.240 Toad is greater than David.

01:15:26.900 Okay.

01:15:27.780 I guess so.

01:15:28.400 This is the one that we were...

01:15:29.960 Yeah, we got to talk about this.

01:15:31.160 Rich.

01:15:31.640 That's a dude name.

01:15:33.000 Rich762 says, Cole has zaddy vibes.

01:15:35.040 Such a zaddy.

01:15:36.040 Such a zaddy vibes.

01:15:37.340 I feel like I'm going to...

01:15:37.960 It's like, happy birthday, zaddy.

01:15:40.740 Yeah, what's a zaddy?

01:15:41.600 Look up zaddy.

01:15:43.080 Okay.

01:15:44.300 Ooh.

01:15:44.660 What is a zaddy?

01:15:45.360 A sexually attractive man, especially an older one, who is fashionable or charismatic.

01:15:50.300 Oh, you ain't fashionable, Doug.

01:15:51.460 What?

01:15:51.780 You're not old either.

01:15:53.040 What?

01:15:53.900 He's not fashionable. 1.00

01:15:54.820 He wears the same shit all the time. 1.00

01:15:56.000 You're still young. 1.00

01:15:57.000 You're still young.

01:15:57.520 None of us are fashionable in here.

01:15:58.740 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:15:59.600 I own a clothing line.

01:16:00.940 I can't.

01:16:01.340 Yeah, and you just put the casual clothes. 1.00

01:16:04.000 You just put fucking slogans on shirts. 0.99

01:16:05.640 It's bro clothes. 1.00

01:16:07.260 It's not like high fashion.

01:16:08.360 It's not fashion, man. 0.98

01:16:08.840 You're not fucking Hugo Boss. 0.97

01:16:10.980 I have a fashion line. 0.99

01:16:13.420 He's like, I'm Kanye West.

01:16:14.900 Now go what?

01:16:16.680 I am.

01:16:17.640 Look.

01:16:18.400 I have my own exclusive design line.

01:16:21.740 All right.

01:16:22.020 BKZ says, shout out Master Raven. 0.99

01:16:24.100 That sounds like a fucking Dom thing. 0.99

01:16:26.220 Andrew Jacobs says, built backwards better. 0.99

01:16:28.140 Hell yeah.

01:16:28.720 I like that.

01:16:29.220 Oh, one more.

01:16:31.480 Soul Explorer Couching says, shout out Master.

01:16:35.620 Again.

01:16:36.040 Okay. 1.00

01:16:36.420 Y'all are fucking strange, bro. 0.99

01:16:37.680 Well, yeah. 0.98

01:16:37.960 I appreciate the money, guys.

01:16:39.780 Very strange.

01:16:40.540 Do they call David Master?

01:16:42.460 Is he starting a cult?

01:16:43.980 Yeah, what's going on there?

01:16:45.780 He asked them to call him Master, and they've been doing it.

01:16:50.280 It's strange.

01:16:50.880 Oh, my God.

01:16:51.800 It's like.

01:16:52.820 Get out of hand. 1.00

01:16:53.540 Fuck. 1.00

01:16:54.160 That's unhealthy. 1.00

01:16:55.680 They need to meet Raven to understand he's a fucking dumbass. 1.00

01:17:01.680 I'm just kidding. 1.00

01:17:02.080 I enjoyed his presence.

01:17:03.520 Get the zaddy mug.

01:17:05.000 He makes you wet just thinking about him. 1.00

01:17:06.680 He is sexy as fuck. 1.00

01:17:08.360 You even considered having his baby. 1.00

01:17:10.260 Spoils you rotten, treats you right, and fucks you even better. 1.00

01:17:12.420 I can't wait until my zaddy gets home. 0.99

01:17:14.840 My zaddy came over last night.

01:17:16.940 He could be my zaddy, all right.

01:17:18.660 Oh, zaddy. 0.74

01:17:19.720 Can you take the same picture of me from my high school graduation and just put zaddy on it?

01:17:27.060 Yes.

01:17:29.820 Can we sell that shirt?

01:17:32.000 I got some more.

01:17:33.240 It's $5 for Meat Cavern. 0.92

01:17:34.700 It just says N, and then they try to do a nigger tower. 1.00

01:17:37.800 It doesn't work. 0.97

01:17:38.620 Top is my massa.

01:17:39.120 Top is my massa. 1.00

01:17:39.960 Top going, pay me to kill David. 1.00

01:17:41.940 Oh, that's concerning. 1.00

01:17:43.320 I don't know what the fuck has got two more dollars. 0.99

01:17:45.780 All hail master. 0.99

01:17:47.600 All right.

01:17:48.280 This is weird.

01:17:49.620 I mean, okay.

01:17:50.440 I mean, I'm glad Raven's weirdness is carrying over to here and giving us money.

01:17:54.800 So that's a positive, I guess.

01:17:56.880 Zaddy.

01:17:57.320 There you go. 1.00

01:17:58.080 Zaddy the fuck up. 0.99

01:18:00.660 Will you be my zaddy? 1.00

01:18:01.900 Fucks you right. 1.00

01:18:03.840 With that face. 0.99

01:18:05.600 Oh, actually, man.

01:18:06.800 Do I have time to make like a...

01:18:09.280 A zaddy t-shirt live on air? 0.86

01:18:11.780 Top.

01:18:12.020 Top, I'm going to need you...

01:18:13.220 Hey, we need to have an intervention for Top. 1.00

01:18:15.520 Top, I'm going to need you to stop doing so many shows.

01:18:18.420 Your energy on Tower Gang, very low.

01:18:22.320 I'm tired.

01:18:23.380 I know, but this is how it's been for a month or so now because you're doing 75 hours of 0.97

01:18:28.440 Nephilim Death Squad and shit, and like, it's just too much. 0.97

01:18:31.640 You're becoming Sam Tripoli. 0.99

01:18:34.260 I'm losing my mind.

01:18:35.620 I don't understand Sam Tripoli's like...

01:18:38.440 30,000 shows?

01:18:40.080 Why does he have...

01:18:40.620 Like, when you go on a show, you don't even know what show you're really going on.

01:18:43.680 Because like, my thing is just like, just have one show, call it the Sam Tripoli show,

01:18:49.320 and you just do every...

01:18:50.260 Like, it just is the same Tripoli show, and it's all condensed into one.

01:18:53.520 It's like, yeah, it's like, but this one's for this one, and this one's for this one.

01:18:56.180 It's like, this thing.

01:18:57.160 I'm like...

01:18:57.240 Well, there's different formats, you know, that's a thing.

01:19:00.040 I don't know.

01:19:00.460 There's reasons.

01:19:01.920 I don't know.

01:19:02.860 He's on to something.

01:19:03.780 He takes a little overboard, but yeah.

01:19:07.060 Yeah, well, I mean...

01:19:07.860 All right, whatever. 0.99

01:19:08.760 What the fuck is this? 0.99

01:19:09.580 That's like me on the right there. 1.00

01:19:26.360 Yeah, that's...

01:19:27.080 He was just like...

01:19:28.560 That's towering. 0.99

01:19:29.260 The whole time, he was just thinking, he was like, I'm going to kill him with this. 0.99

01:19:32.560 This brown-eyed girl part like that. 1.00

01:19:34.280 He's ready. 0.99

01:19:34.640 It's going to kill.

01:19:35.540 And he's just going... 1.00

01:19:36.080 Dude, we should start a retard boy band and fuck these dudes up. 1.00

01:19:42.200 There is a lot of this. 1.00

01:19:43.420 They love singing, dude.

01:19:45.060 They love it.

01:19:46.240 Dude, yeah. 0.93

01:19:46.760 Up there with boobs and WWE... 1.00

01:19:49.520 And John Cena. 0.98

01:19:50.580 Yeah, John Cena boobs, and they love to sing. 1.00

01:19:55.000 Dude, we would kill it. 0.98

01:19:56.200 I mean, just the fact we have Toad alone. 0.98

01:19:57.940 None of us even have to be able to sing. 0.96

01:19:59.200 We can all lip-sync, but just having Toad alone, fucking just that shtick of having

01:20:03.760 whatever that is up in the top left-hand corner actually have a beautiful singing voice and 0.55

01:20:07.720 stage presence, which is bizarre. 0.96

01:20:08.700 Toad, do you ever think that if you were more retarded, it would be better? 1.00

01:20:16.300 Yeah, probably. 0.97

01:20:17.600 Yeah, I think so, too.

01:20:18.940 I mean, in all seriousness, I don't know if I've ever really seen more charisma from a

01:20:22.540 person performing than when I see Toad perform.

01:20:25.320 It's bizarre, really.

01:20:27.000 Hmm.

01:20:28.080 You don't agree?

01:20:29.120 Do you not see any of his karaoke performance? 0.97

01:20:31.160 I'll grant you he's got a little fucking charisma, but to say that you've never seen more, it 0.97

01:20:35.240 sounds like you've never been to a concert in your life. 0.99

01:20:37.280 It's a bit hyperbolic.

01:20:38.360 It's the most in the world. 0.99

01:20:38.940 But especially knowing Toad, I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:20:42.520 Who is this charismatic man in front of me? 0.99

01:20:45.780 And then it goes away as soon as he's done singing.

01:20:47.920 He definitely, the best evidence I had was the debate performance where you're like,

01:20:54.560 oh, this guy is obviously going to do terribly.

01:20:56.460 And then he gets up there and he's like, oh no, I don't care and I hate everybody and

01:20:59.500 I'm better than everybody.

01:21:00.340 And you're like, huh, didn't expect this energy.

01:21:02.340 Just the man we needed.

01:21:04.820 Inspired, some would say.

01:21:06.820 I just sent Tyler to play a video. 0.90

01:21:09.520 It's one that, the guy, the dick hanging competition.

01:21:16.260 I love how he's like, I just sent Tyler this. 0.68

01:21:18.720 We've been doing this all week.

01:21:19.880 I sent this to him a long time ago.

01:21:22.220 It was in the production room.

01:21:23.280 It was definitely in the production room, but I just, I remember.

01:21:25.860 Tyler's full.

01:21:26.420 You don't have any stories for us? 0.99

01:21:27.640 I mean, like you're fucking boring lately. 0.99

01:21:29.480 Bore us, funny man. 0.99

01:21:31.080 You're the one that Clint had to sit down and give a talk to.

01:21:34.080 Hold on a second.

01:21:34.800 That's called projection.

01:21:35.580 It's okay.

01:21:36.000 It's okay.

01:21:37.120 You're being unfunny, Cole.

01:21:39.540 You're being really low energy, unfunny.

01:21:42.400 You've been doing way too many shows.

01:21:45.400 Cole, no, seriously though.

01:21:46.620 You don't have any stories?

01:21:47.780 Come on.

01:21:48.280 You got one story about it.

01:21:49.020 That's my story right here.

01:21:49.980 Okay. 1.00

01:21:54.840 What the fuck? 1.00

01:21:55.480 It's a professional dick hanging. 1.00

01:21:59.220 It's a dick hanging competition. 0.99

01:22:00.640 And my question is like, 1.00

01:22:02.840 Why's he got such a fucking pipe on him? 1.00

01:22:05.100 Right? 1.00

01:22:05.700 How much is that his dick? 1.00

01:22:07.300 Okay. 1.00

01:22:07.680 What do you think the,

01:22:09.140 I don't know, man.

01:22:10.560 Is it a link?

01:22:11.540 Like, is it a competition of like how long you can stay there?

01:22:14.860 Yeah.

01:22:15.020 Is it a time competition?

01:22:16.540 Is it like a,

01:22:17.860 It's got to be a duration test.

01:22:19.220 What else are you going to do?

01:22:21.360 Do you think, or maybe because,

01:22:23.060 I mean, if you lose, 1.00

01:22:24.200 Your dick just gets torn off. 1.00

01:22:25.600 What are we even doing here? 1.00

01:22:27.020 Yeah, that's pretty wild.

01:22:28.780 There's not even a method to bail.

01:22:30.920 Unless it's like a pull,

01:22:32.360 Where you can like,

01:22:33.280 You know what I mean?

01:22:33.760 There isn't a method to bail.

01:22:34.780 There's no like,

01:22:35.120 Unless it's like a quick,

01:22:37.140 A quick pull tie,

01:22:38.380 Like not.

01:22:38.900 That's the only thing I think.

01:22:39.720 If you could like pull it,

01:22:40.500 It like releases.

01:22:41.780 But like,

01:22:42.260 Even then,

01:22:42.840 That's still pretty like, 1.00

01:22:44.180 No, you're just hanging by your dick, dog. 1.00

01:22:45.860 Yo, 1.00

01:22:46.100 You know,

01:22:47.060 You know what his,

01:22:47.680 He's actually one of the most famous,

01:22:48.960 Uh,

01:22:49.320 Dick hangers in the world. 0.91

01:22:50.100 You know what his name is? 0.99

01:22:51.860 Dick hangers? 0.98

01:22:53.540 Hung low. 0.98

01:22:55.040 Oh, 1.00

01:22:55.320 God damn it. 0.99

01:22:57.300 Such a dad joke. 1.00

01:22:58.580 Come on,

01:22:59.000 He's Asian. 0.71

01:23:00.000 Hung low,

01:23:00.500 Hey.

01:23:01.320 That's such a sad joke.

01:23:02.100 They could start like,

01:23:02.780 Adding weight to him too.

01:23:04.240 Like they'd be like,

01:23:04.920 Here's like,

01:23:05.280 You start with like,

01:23:05.760 A little 10 pound,

01:23:06.660 Like,

01:23:07.260 Bro weights.

01:23:08.100 And you start giving it to him,

01:23:08.860 And they have to hold it,

01:23:09.520 And they continue like,

01:23:10.360 Just my 210 pound frame, 1.00

01:23:12.020 Would absolutely rip my dick off. 1.00

01:23:13.540 Yeah, 1.00

01:23:13.700 You gotta do cock training. 0.98

01:23:15.740 Jump to the gym, 0.98

01:23:16.700 I guess it's cock day today guys. 0.95

01:23:17.980 They'd be like, 0.96

01:23:18.480 Oh, 1.00

01:23:18.680 His dick never stood a chance. 1.00

01:23:20.120 How is he holding from his dick? 1.00

01:23:21.560 Like, 1.00

01:23:22.600 I don't feel like your skin, 1.00

01:23:23.980 Would ripple first,

01:23:25.320 By the way,

01:23:25.800 For some reason, 0.97

01:23:27.140 I feel like there's balls in that too. 0.82

01:23:29.600 It has, 0.97

01:23:30.200 There's a shame there,

01:23:31.560 That looks like they've went around the full, 0.99

01:23:33.480 Like the whole scrotum, 0.92

01:23:34.960 And everything. 0.65

01:23:36.020 And they're just,

01:23:36.740 The whole joint.

01:23:37.880 It's just yanking all of it up.

01:23:40.440 I mean,

01:23:40.700 Theoretically, 0.99

01:23:41.400 It would be better to grab the balls too, 0.98

01:23:43.260 Just to have a thicker root to hold on to. 1.00

01:23:45.660 Because if it's just the dick, 1.00

01:23:46.880 It's gonna be fucking slipping and sliding. 1.00

01:23:48.780 But that just seems like, 0.97

01:23:49.900 Medically,

01:23:50.840 Way more dangerous, 1.00

01:23:51.780 Because there's all those little fucking weird little tubes in your balls and shit, 1.00

01:23:54.760 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:23:55.300 Like,

01:23:56.140 That's asking for something to get ripped up.

01:23:58.480 But even then, 1.00

01:23:59.160 Like your dick, 1.00

01:23:59.800 I don't know, 1.00

01:24:00.300 I mean,

01:24:00.620 What,

01:24:00.960 What is the prize?

01:24:02.660 How,

01:24:02.920 It has to be astronomical.

01:24:04.000 Like, 0.99

01:24:04.100 Is this fucking night? 0.99

01:24:05.140 Oh man, 0.99

01:24:05.680 The prize has to be like,

01:24:06.900 The,

01:24:07.160 The,

01:24:07.420 The bitcoin wallet of,

01:24:08.840 Uh,

01:24:10.020 Ross.

01:24:10.760 Like,

01:24:11.040 Ross's bitcoin wallet.

01:24:12.040 That's what you win.

01:24:13.140 I'd be like,

01:24:13.680 Alright,

01:24:13.980 I'll give it a shot. 1.00

01:24:15.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:24:15.720 I mean, 1.00

01:24:16.140 I don't know,

01:24:16.560 Maybe,

01:24:16.760 That might be pretty solid bragging rights.

01:24:18.420 I mean,

01:24:18.540 If you win that,

01:24:19.220 You've gotta have quite a hog,

01:24:20.640 You know what I mean? 0.63

01:24:21.340 I'm low in.

01:24:22.400 You got a pretty solid, 1.00

01:24:23.620 Fat fucking cock. 1.00

01:24:24.700 Do you think you need a big, 1.00

01:24:26.180 Fat cock? 1.00

01:24:26.940 I think you need a thickie to do decent of this. 1.00

01:24:29.040 That or just have an insane mentality about you.

01:24:31.140 Some combination.

01:24:32.380 And even then, 0.99

01:24:32.900 That translates to good fucking. 0.99

01:24:34.320 Cause you know, 0.99

01:24:34.680 It reminds me of like,

01:24:36.160 Have you seen those competitions where they have,

01:24:37.640 They take the rubber bands,

01:24:38.620 And they put around their ears,

01:24:40.260 And two guys,

01:24:40.880 Like,

01:24:41.040 They'll sit there like this,

01:24:41.780 And they have to pull on it,

01:24:42.960 And whoever like,

01:24:44.540 They have to,

01:24:45.260 Have you seen,

01:24:45.660 Have you not seen this?

01:24:46.320 You know what I'm talking about?

01:24:47.560 This is what I was hoping the finality of season game,

01:24:49.860 Or season two of squid games was gonna be.

01:24:51.780 It wasn't.

01:24:52.680 This should have been a squid game.

01:24:54.120 This is definitely,

01:24:55.040 This is definitely, 0.98

01:24:55.720 That's sucked. 0.99

01:24:56.140 That's sucked, 0.99

01:24:56.300 By the way. 0.98

01:24:57.240 I enjoyed it.

01:24:58.040 You're a pessimist,

01:24:59.000 Jose.

01:24:59.420 Shout out to Meat Cavern.

01:25:00.720 We have a $5 N.

01:25:02.780 Top's like, 1.00

01:25:03.860 Fuck you, 1.00

01:25:04.600 Fuck you, 1.00

01:25:05.120 Jose. 1.00

01:25:05.760 You're a pessimist.

01:25:06.860 I wish that,

01:25:07.360 I wish that Ross Alpert was back in prison.

01:25:09.660 Not nice guy says,

01:25:11.600 Oil Hill Master.

01:25:13.740 Another $5 I from Meat Cavern,

01:25:16.120 A $5 G from Meat Cavern.

01:25:17.880 He's doing it.

01:25:18.460 We're spelling now.

01:25:19.080 Cuber Timo, 0.99

01:25:19.920 Scott asked me to pee in his butt, 1.00

01:25:21.860 But no catheter. 1.00

01:25:23.400 Alright.

01:25:24.260 Another $5 from Meat Cavern.

01:25:26.060 Dude,

01:25:26.340 A G. 1.00

01:25:26.760 This is gonna be a $30 N.

01:25:29.020 Wait.

01:25:29.240 Another $5 E.

01:25:31.260 That's about how much that was.

01:25:32.100 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

01:25:32.940 Plane.

01:25:33.400 It's a plane.

01:25:34.180 $1 plane.

01:25:34.620 Thank you,

01:25:35.060 Not nice guy.

01:25:35.580 And $20.

01:25:36.920 R.

01:25:37.140 Ooh.

01:25:37.940 And a $20 kind of like,

01:25:39.520 Finesse little finish too,

01:25:40.960 Cause it's $20.

01:25:41.780 So like,

01:25:42.100 Dude,

01:25:42.320 That's a $45 N tower.

01:25:44.640 That's amazing.

01:25:45.340 Shout out Meat Cavern.

01:25:46.500 Thank you very much.

01:25:47.380 And you're right. 0.98

01:25:48.320 Cole is gay. 0.99

01:25:48.580 Wait, 0.99

01:25:48.720 wait,

01:25:48.860 What was the math on that?

01:25:49.760 How much was that?

01:25:50.700 45. 0.96

01:25:51.660 So he spent 45 bucks to say nigger. 0.94

01:25:53.860 Like that's where we're at in America. 0.99

01:25:54.820 And to call Cole gay too. 0.96

01:25:56.120 We're winning so bigly. 0.97

01:25:58.420 This is Trump's America right now.

01:26:00.280 He gave us $20 before this to give to Dickie.

01:26:02.620 We're not giving that to Dickie.

01:26:03.740 You can go to a public park.

01:26:04.780 You can get as many as you want.

01:26:05.980 We're winning so hard in Trump's America

01:26:07.800 that people are paying us to say nigger to us. 0.97

01:26:11.640 Yeah. 0.86

01:26:11.880 That's crazy.

01:26:13.700 $20 again from Meat Cavern.

01:26:15.200 I think you should calm down.

01:26:16.900 I don't know.

01:26:17.960 No.

01:26:18.580 I get it now.

01:26:19.280 Keep going, dude.

01:26:19.820 Ball out, dog. 1.00

01:26:21.000 Ass butts. 1.00

01:26:21.640 Piano street. 1.00

01:26:22.140 Show out.

01:26:22.460 I don't know who this is now.

01:26:23.580 Okay.

01:26:23.820 That makes sense.

01:26:24.640 Yeah.

01:26:24.840 Who is it?

01:26:25.840 Who is it?

01:26:25.860 Who is it?

01:26:25.880 Who is it?

01:26:26.440 Who is it?

01:26:26.500 Who is it?

01:26:26.740 Who is it?

01:26:26.760 Who is it?

01:26:27.000 Who is it?

01:26:27.040 Who is it?

01:26:27.520 Who is it?

01:26:27.600 Who is it?

01:26:28.260 Who is it?

01:26:29.280 Who is it?

01:26:29.660 Asput is his co-host.

01:26:30.920 He's co-host.

01:26:31.440 Yeah.

01:26:32.060 Oh, dude.

01:26:32.520 You think he would just post this himself

01:26:34.360 since he has like a public persona in the show.

01:26:37.560 But whatever.

01:26:37.780 That's not how it works, dog.

01:26:39.020 Yeah.

01:26:39.340 Yeah.

01:26:39.600 It's very convoluted.

01:26:39.940 Cole's like, thanks for the hundred bucks.

01:26:41.860 Let me dox you real quick. 0.96

01:26:44.180 No, but if it is you, they have a show called Horseshoes and Hand Grenades.

01:26:47.600 Why wouldn't you be posting from that?

01:26:48.920 Very strange.

01:26:49.360 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:26:49.820 Maybe they don't want you to know that you're dropping fucking end towers. 0.99

01:26:52.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:53.600 On a show that he says nigger on. 0.94

01:26:55.820 Yeah. 0.94

01:26:56.420 Yeah.

01:26:56.700 You can't know about that. 0.89

01:26:58.020 He says nigger in the intro on that show. 0.98

01:26:59.860 Very strange behavior from these people. 0.96

01:27:02.180 Yeah.

01:27:02.560 It's very bizarre. 1.00

01:27:03.560 Hey, fuck you, nigger. 1.00

01:27:04.960 Get off my fucking stream. 1.00

01:27:07.460 Dude, we should start a cancel Dave Smith. 1.00

01:27:10.500 Honestly.

01:27:11.040 Right?

01:27:11.440 Yeah.

01:27:11.760 Let's see.

01:27:12.480 How do we jail Dave Smith?

01:27:13.880 I want to say.

01:27:15.080 Hold on.

01:27:16.080 Hold on.

01:27:16.440 Hold on.

01:27:16.900 Hold on.

01:27:17.700 Whenever.

01:27:18.780 Get Ross out of prison.

01:27:20.060 Put Dave in that cell.

01:27:22.080 When inevitably Ross is on part of the problem, we need to make this edit of like Dave saying

01:27:28.000 that and then it's just like Ross.

01:27:31.520 You jail Dave.

01:27:35.380 It's like, what?

01:27:37.460 And you tagged him.

01:27:38.440 Jesus Christ.

01:27:39.140 Does Dave follow you still?

01:27:40.920 Yeah, he does.

01:27:42.280 That's crazy.

01:27:43.280 He'll be cool with those.

01:27:44.000 And it's a one for one kind of thing.

01:27:45.380 Like one libertarian in, libertarian out.

01:27:47.960 That's fair.

01:27:48.460 I like it.

01:27:49.300 I don't think he's going to understand that.

01:27:51.020 No, he's just going to.

01:27:52.420 He's not like he's paying attention to your past tweets.

01:27:54.520 Like, oh, I get it.

01:27:55.400 There's a motif here.

01:27:56.500 There's a theme.

01:27:57.240 Dave will understand.

01:27:58.260 Dave will get it.

01:27:59.280 One libertarian in, one libertarian out.

01:28:00.840 He's like, what?

01:28:02.240 Blood in, blood out.

01:28:02.960 Is this a game?

01:28:03.300 I see the pattern here.

01:28:04.040 I see the pattern. 1.00

01:28:05.660 It's an autistic retarded gang. 1.00

01:28:07.060 You got to go, Dave. 1.00

01:28:08.380 You got to go to jail.

01:28:09.060 Listen.

01:28:10.240 Clint, you want to go to jail?

01:28:11.760 Huh?

01:28:12.400 No.

01:28:12.880 No.

01:28:13.180 No, you're right.

01:28:13.660 We got to send Dave.

01:28:14.600 There has to be a balance.

01:28:16.360 Once Ross came out, we're all out of balance.

01:28:19.420 It's way, we're all wonky now.

01:28:21.420 So we need to put another one back in there.

01:28:22.780 We have a Ross Ulbrich butterfly wing flap that has now created a hurricane across the

01:28:27.940 entire libertarian community.

01:28:28.940 It's true.

01:28:29.580 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:29.820 It's like a Jew and doesn't have a Palestinian to kill. 0.96

01:28:31.800 It's cool. 0.90

01:28:32.240 What are they calling that out?

01:28:32.940 It's crazy.

01:28:34.100 It's a power vacuum.

01:28:35.400 We have a power vacuum.

01:28:36.340 We took out one literal dictator from jail.

01:28:39.760 And now we need another one. 0.99

01:28:41.120 We need another fucking, uh, you know, martyr, a libertarian martyr. 0.99

01:28:45.040 And they try to do with the tranny in, in, uh, he's a libertarian Tupac. 0.99

01:28:48.960 Yeah.

01:28:49.720 Oh, that's true.

01:28:51.720 Take five shots.

01:28:52.860 Any punks didn't drop me?

01:28:54.400 Dave Smith.

01:28:54.980 Yeah.

01:28:55.100 Something like that.

01:28:55.740 Yeah.

01:28:56.040 Yeah.

01:28:56.340 It's nothing personal, Dave.

01:28:57.980 Look, there's already people liking it. 0.99

01:28:59.900 Can we talk about the fucking school shooting today, please? 0.99

01:29:02.620 That sounds like a fun topic. 0.99

01:29:04.100 Yo, it's a school shooting by a black Groyper, and y'all didn't even fucking click what I, 1.00

01:29:09.480 it was the last thing I put in the chat. 0.99

01:29:10.920 No one even reacted to it.

01:29:12.520 It's the craziest story ever. 1.00

01:29:13.800 This kid is a fucking lunatic on the high zone. 1.00

01:29:16.060 He's like, he's black Nick Fuentes. 1.00

01:29:18.940 Dude, that school shooter would have been cool without saying nigger, probably. 0.96

01:29:22.520 That's cool. 0.95

01:29:23.480 No, he says it constantly.

01:29:25.220 Yeah, isn't that cool? 1.00

01:29:26.760 What the fuck? 0.99

01:29:27.420 How old is this kid? 1.00

01:29:28.380 He's calling himself the last true Rhodesian. 0.61

01:29:30.520 That's funny. 1.00

01:29:30.980 Holy shit. 0.99

01:29:31.880 This kid's like 12. 1.00

01:29:32.880 What the fuck? 1.00

01:29:33.480 The last true Rhodesian. 1.00

01:29:35.080 Yo, read what he actually says.

01:29:36.500 I can't read it because it says too many N-words.

01:29:38.140 Okay.

01:29:38.620 Oh, you.

01:29:39.200 He did T and D.

01:29:40.260 Oh, yeah.

01:29:40.620 Bring it up. 0.95

01:29:41.260 I tried to click on it like a retard. 1.00

01:29:42.780 It says, yeah. 1.00

01:29:44.600 Total nigger death. 1.00

01:29:46.040 But they do all my symbol. 1.00

01:29:47.400 Nigger Cell Manifesto. 1.00

01:29:49.700 Why did you do this? 0.96

01:29:51.320 For your enjoyment. 0.99

01:29:52.460 This is my gift to you after years of Fed posting, wasting years griefing, yelling nigger 1.00

01:29:58.520 at the top of my lungs in voice calls to faggot streamers. 1.00

01:30:03.160 Were slash are you a Nazi? 1.00

01:30:04.880 No.

01:30:05.540 Actual Nazis have been dead for 80 years.

01:30:07.920 That's almost a century.

01:30:09.560 Anyone in the modern world claiming to be a Nazi is a LARPer. 0.92

01:30:12.200 And then he puts a picture of a trans person shooting a Nazi. 0.98

01:30:15.600 Wow. 0.96

01:30:15.740 But then he says, but they do have my sympathies.

01:30:18.120 But they do have my sympathies.

01:30:19.660 You know what?

01:30:21.220 I tend to agree.

01:30:22.860 Are you a victim of bullying?

01:30:24.200 Question mark.

01:30:24.860 Personally in my life, I can't remember a single instance of being bullied.

01:30:28.080 At least not unconventionally.

01:30:30.540 Not unconventionally since. 0.98

01:30:32.160 He's retarded. 1.00

01:30:33.000 He's black. 1.00

01:30:33.340 Yeah. 0.86

01:30:33.800 He has an ADIQ.

01:30:35.740 Yeah.

01:30:35.940 I was bullied in the culture.

01:30:37.180 What if you didn't shoot up the school this morning?

01:30:39.540 He's like, but I did.

01:30:40.040 But I did.

01:30:40.540 It was delicious.

01:30:45.020 Which everyone is bullied in.

01:30:46.980 What if I didn't shoot the school up this morning?

01:30:50.340 That's a tweet right there just by itself.

01:30:54.280 What if you didn't shoot up the school this morning?

01:30:59.060 You got to deal with the photo of the kid.

01:31:00.940 What if you didn't?

01:31:01.940 No, it's what if I didn't.

01:31:03.000 No, it's asking him.

01:31:04.900 What if you didn't shoot up the school?

01:31:07.060 What if I didn't?

01:31:07.960 I don't know.

01:31:08.560 Is it you or I?

01:31:09.920 I seems funnier to me for some reason.

01:31:12.100 No, it's what if you.

01:31:12.980 The answer to that next question is wild, man.

01:31:16.740 You said, but what if you.

01:31:18.580 We could do it in the penthouse.

01:31:21.380 Yeah, I guess, but what if you.

01:31:22.460 Wait, can we do it here?

01:31:23.180 Because I can't do the penthouse.

01:31:25.460 I'm exhausted.

01:31:26.300 I'm going to pass out.

01:31:27.200 But I'm definitely going to tweet this.

01:31:28.620 Should I send this out right now?

01:31:29.560 What if you didn't shoot up the school this morning?

01:31:30.960 It's but what if you didn't shoot up the school this morning.

01:31:32.780 But what if you didn't shoot up the school?

01:31:36.420 And then they do hashtag jail Dave.

01:31:38.100 He put it in the reply just to confuse him.

01:31:44.920 All right, let's keep reading this. 0.99

01:31:46.420 Voluntary nigger. 1.00

01:31:47.860 Where are we at? 0.99

01:31:48.920 Here we go.

01:31:49.400 Let me keep reading this.

01:31:49.540 Thoughts on school life.

01:31:50.940 Thoughts on school life.

01:31:52.380 School is a daycare.

01:31:53.700 This is like a Michael Malice thing.

01:31:55.240 It's just impossible.

01:31:56.880 It's just impossible for you to actually think.

01:31:59.180 You say things because other people have said it before.

01:32:02.120 Then go repeat ad nauseum somewhere else. 1.00

01:32:04.500 This is fucking people. 0.99

01:32:05.160 I feel like he spelled ad nauseum wrong, but I might be wrong. 0.99

01:32:08.220 Okay.

01:32:08.640 Okay.

01:32:09.060 Yeah, he did actually.

01:32:10.380 Yeah, he did.

01:32:11.220 It's not seen.

01:32:12.220 You can't say ad nauseum if you can't spell it.

01:32:17.240 Yeah, I know.

01:32:17.700 Because it's such a pretentious thing to say.

01:32:19.380 You're really going to land it if you're going to go with it.

01:32:20.900 Did he really leave this, Clint?

01:32:23.280 Is this his? 1.00

01:32:24.020 This is his shit, bro. 1.00

01:32:25.120 Amazing. 1.00

01:32:25.980 Look at the name of it.

01:32:27.820 I think it's an op to vilify cool people. 0.99

01:32:31.560 He called himself that, which is fucking unbelievable. 0.99

01:32:35.160 Wow. 1.00

01:32:35.420 All right. 1.00

01:32:35.640 So this fucking people. 1.00

01:32:37.040 This fucking people. 1.00

01:32:38.680 Weird. 1.00

01:32:39.560 Haven't had original thought in their lives. 1.00

01:32:41.400 Everyone at my school is a wigger, nigger, faggot, spick, sand nigger, pre-geek, gooks, and worse, I've even seen Sephardic kikes slash spick Jews. 1.00

01:32:52.880 Oh, that's horrible. 1.00

01:32:55.120 They all just say the same buzzwords from nig talk. 1.00

01:32:58.080 From nig talk. 1.00

01:33:00.300 Jesus.

01:33:00.820 By the way, that list of people sounded like he was describing Target.

01:33:04.460 Bigger cell manifesto.

01:33:06.820 All right.

01:33:07.200 Was there a particular event or personal reason you decided to commit a violent act? 0.99

01:33:11.760 Yes, I was born fucking in the hellhole of L.A. and lived there for a couple years. 0.98

01:33:18.060 I won't very in-depth. 1.00

01:33:19.680 This guy's retarded. 1.00

01:33:20.880 Into that. 1.00

01:33:21.680 Did he kill himself after? 0.61

01:33:23.400 Yep. 0.66

01:33:24.060 Good.

01:33:24.660 Okay.

01:33:26.560 I won't very in-depth into that.

01:33:28.400 I'd rather have this guy than Ross, by the way. 1.00

01:33:29.760 Getting beat by fucking brown people, and getting almost robbed by fucking spicks and beaners, 1.00

01:33:35.980 shitskins, Muslims touching filthy hands on me. 1.00

01:33:39.140 They've ruined my fucking life. 1.00

01:33:40.480 Next question. 1.00

01:33:41.260 You need to say it with the emotion that he has.

01:33:45.560 He did three exclamation points.

01:33:47.000 You should say it with Ebonics, honestly.

01:33:48.420 You should.

01:33:49.240 Ebonics and the emotion at the same time.

01:33:50.200 Oh, my God.

01:33:50.500 Real quick.

01:33:51.100 Sidebar. 0.86

01:33:51.860 Just the other day, just casually, for no fucking reason at all, my daughter was trying to scribe Ebonics, 0.91

01:33:57.380 and she called it ganglish. 0.94

01:33:58.840 And I just thought it was the coolest thing ever.

01:34:01.380 I was just like... 0.98

01:34:02.160 Fucking great. 0.98

01:34:02.820 I felt very proud. 0.99

01:34:03.920 I was like...

01:34:04.320 Yo, yo. 0.99

01:34:04.680 Especially since it was so, like, just casually.

01:34:07.460 Just ganglish.

01:34:08.140 Like, she couldn't even think of Ebonics, so...

01:34:09.900 Ganglish. 0.98

01:34:10.980 Skip to are you a white supremacist. 1.00

01:34:12.660 Are you a white supremacist? 0.99

01:34:13.940 Okay. 0.99

01:34:14.160 Are you a white supremacist?

01:34:15.800 No. 0.99

01:34:16.220 I'm a golden nigger. 0.71

01:34:17.920 It wouldn't make sense for me to be one. 0.94

01:34:19.920 I can't be a white supremacist. 1.00

01:34:21.100 What a retarded question. 1.00

01:34:22.460 I do like the one above that. 1.00

01:34:24.440 Golden nigger. 1.00

01:34:24.960 Do you have any groups that are backing you? 0.98

01:34:27.100 Yes, the R slash markiplier on Reddit. 0.89

01:34:29.420 Are you a white supremacist? 0.99

01:34:30.080 No, I'm a golden nigger. 1.00

01:34:31.440 There you go. 0.98

01:34:31.820 There's your next tweet right there, Top.

01:34:33.380 Am I a white supremacist? 0.99

01:34:34.480 No, I'm a golden nigger. 0.99

01:34:36.620 Are you a black supremacist, though? 1.00

01:34:39.060 And no, I would be if niggers weren't so fucking retarded and can work on something together. 1.00

01:34:44.100 Top is now our golden nigger. 1.00

01:34:45.660 Yo, read the last line, though. 1.00

01:34:48.000 Total nigger death. 1.00

01:34:48.980 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:34:49.900 But he killed white people, right? 1.00

01:34:52.280 All right. 0.99

01:34:52.540 Let me ask the questions.

01:34:53.640 You give the answers.

01:34:54.540 What motivated you to commit these acts of violence?

01:34:58.240 Misanthropy, but only the very specific groups. 0.94

01:35:01.440 Yeah, you got to say it black. 0.94

01:35:02.700 Who can do black? 1.00

01:35:03.720 I can do it, but I can't say the n-word.

01:35:05.000 So who's going to do it?

01:35:05.940 Why can't you say the n-word?

01:35:06.700 You said it so many times.

01:35:07.760 Because I say it with an A.

01:35:08.640 I'm not doing the hard ER.

01:35:09.540 I don't do that.

01:35:10.380 All right, Cole, go ahead.

01:35:11.180 It's okay.

01:35:12.300 I can't really do it with ebonics.

01:35:13.600 That's not...

01:35:14.900 Misanthropy, but...

01:35:15.900 Now I get...

01:35:17.900 I don't feel like he probably talks ebonics, though.

01:35:20.240 He probably has a weird way of talking.

01:35:21.700 Yeah, he probably does.

01:35:22.400 But that's not funny, so just do it funny.

01:35:24.140 Yeah, that's true.

01:35:24.320 I think Top can do ebonics. 1.00

01:35:25.500 I think Toad can do it.

01:35:26.720 Toad, go ahead.

01:35:27.320 No, my God.

01:35:28.100 I don't think I can.

01:35:29.400 Try.

01:35:30.100 Just do Boston Toad. 0.99

01:35:31.620 I know Top.

01:35:32.620 Do it in Boston Toad. 0.95

01:35:34.240 Hardcore Boston Toad.

01:35:35.380 Yeah, do it like you're angry at Cole.

01:35:37.760 Do it in a Boston accent?

01:35:40.620 Boston Toad.

01:35:41.420 Boston Toad seems to be a shoot at school.

01:35:42.240 Boston Toad would shoot at school for sure. 0.67

01:35:44.580 This would make sense. 0.95

01:35:45.780 This would be something an actual white guy would say in Boston.

01:35:50.160 This is totally in character for Boston Toad.

01:35:52.640 Yeah, this is Boston Toad for sure.

01:35:54.400 Misanthropy, but only for very specific groups and races. 0.98

01:35:57.740 Hatred of niggas. 1.00

01:35:59.540 I love it. 0.81

01:36:00.880 This is a lot better.

01:36:01.880 I just spit on my computer screen.

01:36:04.000 All right, what do you wish for?

01:36:07.200 A better need to clean a world by eliminating all undesirables.

01:36:10.720 We must aid the Aryans regardless of our race.

01:36:13.600 This is perfect.

01:36:14.200 Did you intend to kill police officers? 0.96

01:36:17.020 Dude, we should have you, we should redo this.

01:36:18.920 Have you read question by question and release this as if it's like the audio of the killer?

01:36:25.160 No, although modern police officers exist to serve the elite.

01:36:29.240 Many of them are of decent character and it would make me very upset if I killed one.

01:36:33.580 But only you know if I did.

01:36:35.080 Did you carry out the attack for clout? 0.99

01:36:38.020 No, carry out an attack for fame would be retarded. 0.98

01:36:41.680 After all, who can remember the name of the attackers in the September 11th attack in New York?

01:36:48.280 How about the attack on the Pentagon?

01:36:50.340 The attackers in the plane that crashed into the field on the same day?

01:36:53.540 I'll be forgotten quickly, which I do not mind.

01:36:57.220 After all, I am a private and mostly introverted person.

01:37:01.060 But the afterwards...

01:37:02.600 I don't know.

01:37:06.180 I think it's another...

01:37:07.000 I think it's...

01:37:08.140 All right, yeah, just read this one.

01:37:10.680 All right, just go ahead.

01:37:12.360 It's all you.

01:37:13.260 Go ahead, Boston Toad.

01:37:13.800 To the current state of the West.

01:37:15.340 This is like the grand finale of Friday. 0.98

01:37:17.340 This book is dedicated to accelerationism and violence by a nigger for victory. 1.00

01:37:22.520 Death to all mamzers. 1.00

01:37:24.860 This book is dedicated to world dominance by the nigger. 1.00

01:37:28.540 Genocide them and loot everything. 1.00

01:37:31.240 This book is dedicated to the death of all the nigger enemies. 1.00

01:37:35.120 Death to Israel. 1.00

01:37:36.680 This book is dedicated to unlimited wealth for my nigger. 1.00

01:37:40.760 Death to Israel. 1.00

01:37:41.960 This book is dedicated to killing everyone I hate. 1.00

01:37:45.460 Death to all unworthy men, traitors, and infiltrators. 1.00

01:37:49.360 This book is dedicated to rounding up the enemies in the dead of night. 1.00

01:37:53.880 Death to Palestine. 1.00

01:37:55.860 He hates both sides. 1.00

01:37:57.540 This book is dedicated to my nigger who use violence. 1.00

01:38:01.080 This book is dedicated to my wives. 1.00

01:38:03.460 Death to mamzers and all Semitic people groups. 1.00

01:38:07.500 This book is dedicated to conquering the all others and exterminating all lesser beings. 1.00

01:38:15.220 Death to all non-arian races. 1.00

01:38:17.880 This book is dedicated... 0.99

01:38:18.680 Hold on.

01:38:18.700 Take a pause.

01:38:19.380 Pause for one second.

01:38:20.820 Because I just want to address this really quickly.

01:38:23.560 $50 Meat Cavern.

01:38:24.620 You got to stop. 1.00

01:38:25.300 Holy shit. 1.00

01:38:25.920 Yeah, you're losing all your money, kid. 1.00

01:38:28.040 Z is a Jew. 0.99

01:38:29.520 We ain't the same.

01:38:30.140 I don't know who that is.

01:38:31.140 Who's Z is. 0.92

01:38:31.440 Spiracy extremist.

01:38:31.980 Spiracy extremist.

01:38:32.480 Tell us more about him.

01:38:33.480 Oh, okay, okay.

01:38:34.280 I'm glad he doesn't like him.

01:38:35.380 That's funny.

01:38:35.840 Another $50.

01:38:36.900 Check out toplobster.com.

01:38:38.020 That's very true.

01:38:38.820 I can address that.

01:38:39.940 My guy.

01:38:40.980 Toad.

01:38:41.660 Toad, finish reading this.

01:38:43.040 Yeah, where was I?

01:38:44.620 Here we go.

01:38:45.320 He's so weird right now.

01:38:47.240 Somewhere around the Death to All Lesser Races, in caps. 0.99

01:38:50.680 The third time he says that.

01:38:54.160 Exturbating all lesser bees. 0.99

01:38:56.360 Death to all non-errant races. 1.00

01:38:58.580 This book is dedicated to killing the lesser races and taking their women. 1.00

01:39:03.720 Death to all lesser races. 1.00

01:39:06.360 This book is dedicated to blowing them up where they live, sleep, and work. 1.00

01:39:10.840 Death to the West.

01:39:12.460 This book is dedicated to the Matthew Cobbs and Harrises.

01:39:15.400 Eternal, global, totalitarian takeover. 0.99

01:39:19.760 Death to all my enemies.

01:39:21.520 This book is dedicated to the Matthew Cobbs and Harrises. 0.86

01:39:25.460 Dominance of all living and non-living things. 0.98

01:39:27.820 Death to my enemies. 0.98

01:39:30.160 This is dedicated. 0.99

01:39:31.700 Dominance of all living. 0.99

01:39:33.000 God, God, niggers. 1.00

01:39:36.480 All right, full screen. 1.00

01:39:38.020 When I read that, I was just like, this is the craziest shit I've ever read. 0.99

01:39:41.740 This is awesome. 0.99

01:39:42.580 Dominance of all living and non-living things.

01:39:45.400 That's how extreme he got it, dude. 1.00

01:39:47.120 That's all niggers. 1.00

01:39:48.080 I just love it because he's coming across like hardcore anti-Semitic, and then he's like, 1.00

01:39:51.380 oh yeah, also fuck the Palestinians, too. 1.00

01:39:53.620 Yeah, dude, it's so funny. 1.00

01:39:54.720 It's like, I don't know what you're saying.

01:39:55.920 You thought you missed this heat? 0.99

01:39:57.100 You fucking thought wrong. 0.99

01:39:58.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:39:59.860 He's like, I hate everybody that's not American, and he's like, and also death to the West,

01:40:04.620 and you're like, I don't know.

01:40:06.340 I don't know where this is going.

01:40:08.280 By the way, send me that link.

01:40:09.620 I'll probably actually end up covering that here in a little bit.

01:40:12.360 This is the coolest school shooter I have, man.

01:40:14.540 He might, he, I think he did just enter the Mount Rushmore of school shooters right there.

01:40:19.320 Yeah, that's pretty dope.

01:40:20.360 With that manifesto.

01:40:21.300 Like, that's crazy.

01:40:21.880 He didn't just enter it.

01:40:22.720 He's number one.

01:40:23.720 I really think it's just an op to make us not like funny people.

01:40:28.040 Well, it's also really funny.

01:40:29.000 It just goes like, do you have any support, group supporting you?

01:40:31.880 And he's like, r slash Markiplier on Reddit.

01:40:34.280 Got a lot of guys in there.

01:40:37.000 By the way, if that wasn't already pulled down, I would say we need to absolutely go there right now.

01:40:42.640 In fact, we'll try and do that in the penthouse.

01:40:45.600 But top house to go.

01:40:46.820 Yeah, let's go with the penthouse, guys.

01:40:48.280 R slash Markiplier is 100% still up.

01:40:51.040 There's no way it's not.

01:40:51.700 I bet it's taken down.

01:40:54.100 Markiplier's huge, dude. 0.93

01:40:56.000 Well, when you fucking inspire a school shooting, that tends to get threads taken down. 0.98

01:41:01.040 Oh, come on. 0.99

01:41:01.980 I think Markiplier's going to have to make a statement.

01:41:03.140 We'll find out the answer.

01:41:05.520 I mean, if it is up, we've got to see what they said.

01:41:07.780 Anyways, thank you guys so much for tuning in.

01:41:09.000 This is Tower Gang Live.

01:41:09.700 Thank you guys.

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01:41:16.560 Use the promo code LOCKDOWN and get some pillows. 0.67

01:41:19.200 And we'll catch you next Wednesday.

01:41:20.900 Love you guys.

01:41:21.160 And be on the lookout.

01:41:21.880 I might be going live on tinfoil hat.

01:41:23.600 I don't know if it's live or going out later, but I'm going on tinfoil hat.

01:41:26.220 You're in like 30 minutes.

01:41:28.100 Nice. 0.96

01:41:28.380 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:41:31.140 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:41:32.820 No way, Jose. 0.99

01:41:34.280 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:41:35.500 It's the Tower Power Hour bitch. 1.00

01:41:37.940 Reed. 1.00

01:41:40.580 Cole.

01:41:42.200 Top Lobster.

01:41:43.520 And Toad.

01:41:44.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:41:47.360 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:41:49.000 Liberty Lock is truth-say.

01:41:50.860 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose. 0.96

01:41:53.340 Toad is sick.

01:41:54.320 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:41:55.360 It's the Tower Power Hour slut. 1.00

01:41:56.960 They made David Smith all his fame. 0.98

01:41:58.520 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:42:00.460 Tower Gang.

01:42:01.000 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:42:03.280 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:42:03.980 They made David Smith all his fame.

01:42:05.980 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:42:08.920 Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.95

01:42:10.000 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all of it. 0.96

01:42:22.800 That's all, folks. 0.97

Tower Gang - January 23, 2025

Ep 213 - #JailDave

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