Tower Gang - Ep 212 - The Trojan Whore

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00:00:17.000 Do not come.

00:00:20.000 Do not come.

00:00:21.140 Jeff Bezos came, Bill Gates came, Mark Zuckerberg came.

00:00:25.320 Many of them came numerous times.

00:00:26.900 The bankers have all come.

00:00:28.100 Everybody's coming.

00:00:29.580 I'm going to come.

00:00:33.420 It's the top of your birthday, Mark Zuckerberg. 0.99

00:00:37.320 As much as dumb stuff as black people do and as often as they go to prison, where do they keep coming from? 1.00

00:00:42.800 They are basically farm equipment. 1.00

00:00:44.460 That's crazy.

00:00:46.740 If you want a million dollar idea, right there you go. 1.00

00:00:49.360 Put some beans in a dildo, fuck the dildo, and then sell the beans. 1.00

00:00:54.800 Let's go straight up to Israel. 1.00

00:00:56.020 I'm like, for real. 0.98

00:00:56.840 I'm not even fucking kidding. 0.99

00:01:04.160 I go by the gut, baby. 1.00

00:01:05.540 I shoot from the hips. 1.00

00:01:06.360 I feel like what I say about black people one day is going to come to bite me in the ass. 1.00

00:01:09.820 I've just only said the truth. 1.00

00:01:11.280 The next cock up is a very nice cock. 0.99

00:01:16.940 Because it would hurt. 0.99

00:01:18.060 I wouldn't be able to take it.

00:01:19.100 It's not what this show is about. 1.00

00:01:23.780 This shit is retarded. 1.00

00:01:24.620 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another live stream edition of Tower Gang. 1.00

00:01:31.860 It's 9.17 on a Wednesday, and you know what this is.

00:01:35.680 This is a tribute to Al-Qaeda on 9-11.

00:01:39.420 Thank you for tuning in once again.

00:01:40.560 It's the greatest terrorist in the world.

00:01:41.880 It's 9.21.

00:01:43.500 You're 10 minutes late, Clint.

00:01:44.380 I love that we didn't start on 9-11.

00:01:47.760 And then also, Clint just is like, or it's 9-17.

00:01:50.600 It's like four minutes later than 9-17.

00:01:52.540 Dude, I got in here at 9-14. 0.97

00:01:54.920 You guys fucking, like, you're just talking about DMs that Cole sent top three years ago. 0.98

00:02:01.300 I showed up three minutes late, and you guys weren't like, let's go right fucking now. 0.99

00:02:04.880 Yeah, well, when I show up late, and then we don't start for seven minutes, whose fucking fault is that? 0.94

00:02:09.360 Now because I was three minutes late, we're going to turn the 11-minute delay into all Clint? 0.99

00:02:13.600 Like, no, this is Cole being fucking an infant. 0.99

00:02:16.480 And a fat infant. 1.00

00:02:17.540 He's fat now.

00:02:18.440 I don't know if anybody knows, but he's super fat right now.

00:02:20.740 Well, then why isn't he funny?

00:02:21.860 I haven't eaten sugar in two weeks.

00:02:24.520 Always a toad with the banger.

00:02:26.500 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:02:27.420 Fuck you. 1.00

00:02:30.000 Damn, kid. 1.00

00:02:31.760 I'm just kidding. 0.99

00:02:32.400 Dude, I just realized after seeing that new intro, like, repeatedly, this is the first time I realized that after we show Lila,

00:02:38.480 there's a water balloon being knifed right after that.

00:02:41.480 I didn't even realize that.

00:02:42.860 I'm like, oh, man.

00:02:44.920 Taste.

00:02:45.780 Dude, anybody else worried for the Jews?

00:02:47.760 What do you mean worried for them?

00:02:49.040 I mean, they're like...

00:02:50.580 Because peace is upon us, so we have to worry for them.

00:02:53.340 Yeah, they're going to be starting some...

00:02:54.140 Like, how are they going to get the murder out of their systems? 0.99

00:02:55.420 Yeah, they're going to have to do some more shit now. 0.99

00:02:57.400 I'm not paying attention. 0.99

00:02:58.140 I haven't paid attention.

00:02:58.900 What happened?

00:02:59.000 Yeah, they're going to...

00:02:59.720 Now there's...

00:03:00.140 They're going to negotiate a ceasefire.

00:03:02.240 And they're going to release hostages.

00:03:03.080 This evil is going to go from killing people and it's going to go into the markets.

00:03:06.300 You know, and that's where it's going to go now.

00:03:07.920 Private murder. 0.99

00:03:08.480 Right now they're killing brown people. 1.00

00:03:12.100 They're killing brown people I don't care about, and I'm fine with it. 1.00

00:03:14.400 Whatever. 1.00

00:03:14.740 Do you.

00:03:15.760 Like, I don't want them to come over here and do this stuff over here.

00:03:18.260 Kill our economy.

00:03:19.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:20.120 You know what I'm talking about?

00:03:21.100 So, I'm worried.

00:03:22.600 This might be the worst thing that happens.

00:03:24.440 It's either kill the brown or kill my greens.

00:03:26.320 And I don't like that. 1.00

00:03:26.880 The Jews have been distracted dealing with other things for a while now. 0.99

00:03:31.220 Now their attention will be redirected.

00:03:33.120 The ISR on will be back upon us. 1.00

00:03:35.640 Are you saying that they're in a perpetual state of, like, stabbing?

00:03:39.100 Wanting to, like, steal and stab?

00:03:41.320 I think what they're saying is fairly explicit. 0.98

00:03:43.160 That is a Jew paradigm. 0.98

00:03:44.560 Yeah, that they believe that they are bound to destruction one way or the other.

00:03:48.620 I'm going to be honest.

00:03:49.660 This is probably the most anti-Semitic thing I've ever...

00:03:51.800 No, but they also can't channel it.

00:03:52.980 They can't channel it to porn because Pornhub just got banned in a bunch of states.

00:03:56.620 They're like an animal in the corner right now.

00:03:58.560 Yeah, they're cornered now.

00:04:00.160 They're going to come back for something else.

00:04:01.340 Something bad is going to happen.

00:04:02.380 We took away their porn.

00:04:03.360 You can't make the porn. 1.00

00:04:04.300 You can't kill the babies. 1.00

00:04:05.900 Oh, my God. 0.98

00:04:07.140 Oh, my God.

00:04:08.480 What do we do?

00:04:09.760 When you corner somebody, they get really feisty.

00:04:12.860 I haven't killed a baby in six days.

00:04:15.160 What do I do, Margaret?

00:04:16.560 I think that there's a concerted attack by that group against Andrew Tate and his brother.

00:04:23.440 Have you guys noticed this?

00:04:25.380 I've noticed.

00:04:25.820 That seems kind of weird because sex trafficking is kind of their thing.

00:04:29.420 Yeah.

00:04:29.900 No, it's not weird at all, actually.

00:04:32.660 He's a competitor.

00:04:33.920 They're doing the wrong type of sex trafficking.

00:04:36.080 I see what you're saying.

00:04:37.700 He's the biggest competition to them.

00:04:40.360 Oh, so you're saying all the people freaking out lately about all the indignation about the

00:04:44.740 Tates is because it's the Jews. 1.00

00:04:46.820 That's what it is.

00:04:47.300 They're upset about competition.

00:04:48.520 Well, look, I'm just going to say it's the exact same people that are ride or die on like 0.99

00:04:54.640 they don't want a fucking peace deal in Gaza. 0.99

00:04:57.060 It's the exact same people that are fucking blasting the Tate brothers over the past three 1.00

00:05:01.220 days. 1.00

00:05:01.560 It's fucking weird. 0.98

00:05:02.500 The timing, I don't know. 0.97

00:05:04.020 You know what it looks like?

00:05:05.440 It looks like the dude that...

00:05:07.540 The dude owns the hotel, but he's like looking down on the drug dealer that's selling drugs

00:05:16.440 to get up to that.

00:05:17.320 He's trying to get legal.

00:05:18.320 Like, Andrew Tate looks like he's trying to like... 0.98

00:05:21.160 He would probably want to have a Daily Wire and do his shit legal, but his porn industry 0.99

00:05:26.080 is kind of like more shady. 0.99

00:05:28.520 There's less lights.

00:05:29.640 You know what I mean?

00:05:30.700 Well, yeah.

00:05:31.120 It's like the drug dealer looking...

00:05:33.440 No, it's like the Clint's head freaks me out.

00:05:36.180 It's too perfect.

00:05:36.520 It's like a perfect circle.

00:05:37.860 Thanks, brother.

00:05:38.840 I appreciate it. 1.00

00:05:38.860 Are you talking about this beautiful penis? 1.00

00:05:41.200 The elusive mythical perfect circle. 1.00

00:05:44.240 Look, my head is perfect.

00:05:46.120 It does.

00:05:46.720 Your headphones accentuate it, really.

00:05:49.000 Yeah.

00:05:49.480 Well, also the moonlight hitting it. 0.96

00:05:51.340 It's fucking stunning. 0.95

00:05:52.400 It's beautiful. 1.00

00:05:53.080 It takes him a lot of faggot. 1.00

00:05:54.300 It's very romantic. 1.00

00:05:54.720 Fuck that brown faggot. 1.00

00:05:56.280 All right. 1.00

00:05:56.600 Well, Eddie, I don't think that's the point.

00:05:59.500 I don't think that's the point I was trying to make.

00:06:01.020 But look, it's kind of like a guy who works for and makes millions off of Monsanto looking 1.00

00:06:06.820 at the Coke dealer and being like, fuck this drug dealing piece of shit. 1.00

00:06:10.800 It's like, yo, you sell drugs too. 1.00

00:06:12.500 Okay?

00:06:13.020 Like, let's relax.

00:06:13.840 That makes sense.

00:06:14.480 Yeah.

00:06:15.440 Exactly.

00:06:15.920 Okay.

00:06:16.640 So this is specifically Seth Dillon.

00:06:18.240 Is that what you're saying?

00:06:19.060 Is that what you're calling him out?

00:06:20.720 Well, yeah.

00:06:21.840 Shapiro, Dillon, whatever.

00:06:23.600 Wait, Shapiro was calling out Andrew Tate? 0.97

00:06:25.700 Dude, he had a fucking whole video, a whole episode dropped two days ago that says why the 0.97

00:06:30.480 right needs to dump Andrew Tate. 0.99

00:06:32.020 So then Andrew Tate fires back, I don't know, whatever.

00:06:35.320 Dude, it's so funny.

00:06:36.120 We can do sexual blackmail.

00:06:38.640 I still go back to that this literally started because your mom's house found videos of him 1.00

00:06:43.980 just being an asshole to women and they thought it was funny and then, like, literally launched 0.99

00:06:49.300 him. 1.00

00:06:49.720 Literally just, like, launched him from that.

00:06:50.720 I didn't know that's how that started. 0.97

00:06:51.940 I didn't know the fuck that's what you were talking about earlier. 0.95

00:06:53.580 Wait, that's how Andrew Tate became famous? 0.99

00:06:55.540 That's wild.

00:06:55.940 Basically, it was like, it's because so he was making it even more.

00:06:58.820 Look, hold on.

00:06:59.600 This is how Cole and I know Andrew Tate.

00:07:01.760 This is not how the world necessarily knows him.

00:07:03.860 I would say, I would say, I don't think if his videos were just, he just did the TikTok

00:07:09.020 thing, I don't think he would be as big if he didn't go in your mom's house.

00:07:12.060 Contributed to their algorithmic success?

00:07:13.920 Is that what you're saying?

00:07:14.400 Yeah, because they found, like, they found his videos.

00:07:16.920 Tyler, do me a quick favor and pull up.

00:07:18.620 Do me a quick favor and pull up the highlights of Andrew Tate on your mom's house because

00:07:26.300 it was an all-timer.

00:07:28.460 It really is.

00:07:29.160 For those that haven't seen it, they need to see it.

00:07:31.240 Yeah, it's really funny.

00:07:32.080 And it happened, like, what, like, four years ago now or three or four years ago?

00:07:35.340 No, it was, it was, like, December 2020, I want to say.

00:07:39.300 Yeah.

00:07:39.460 You know what's really funny? 0.98

00:07:40.940 So Tyler, he's, like, he's very angry because he's, like, I made a fucking spreadsheet of 0.84

00:07:44.660 all the events of the week and you guys come up and you're, like, Tyler, pull up. 0.95

00:07:47.940 Andrew Tate clip from your mom's house.

00:07:52.540 We're doing it on the fly, baby.

00:07:54.760 He started out just as the ones that happened four or five years ago.

00:07:57.780 Pull those up.

00:07:59.280 It's really easy to find.

00:08:01.020 But, like, and then eventually he came on their show.

00:08:04.800 He'll show up.

00:08:06.080 He came on their show.

00:08:06.800 Andrew Tate, your mom's house highlight reel.

00:08:09.500 I'm sure it's doable.

00:08:11.220 But then he's going to find a video of Andrew Tate actually at his mother's house.

00:08:14.680 Andrew Tate's your mom's house breastfeeding 4K.

00:08:17.940 I forgot we show breastfeeding on every show. 1.00

00:08:21.720 What's up, buddy?

00:08:22.600 What's going on?

00:08:23.040 This is a Beetlejuice computer.

00:08:25.200 He can't bite me. 1.00

00:08:28.080 I'll beat his ass quick. 1.00

00:08:29.600 Really? 1.00

00:08:30.700 There he goes.

00:08:32.240 I'm going to be honest.

00:08:33.140 That's not what I asked for, but I kind of enjoyed it.

00:08:35.500 Honestly, it's pretty close.

00:08:36.800 Like, as far as, like, the size of the head, the shape of the head, like, they're probably stars for the same reason.

00:08:42.760 Like, the same kind of, like, false masculinity.

00:08:45.200 Just say whatever you want.

00:08:47.420 Wait.

00:08:47.840 I guess it's just different levels of retardation. 1.00

00:08:50.580 Excuse me, but being bald is not false masculinity.

00:08:52.900 It is legit masculinity.

00:08:54.080 Yeah, I agree.

00:08:55.180 Here we go.

00:08:55.600 Oh, my God.

00:08:56.040 Look at the first off.

00:08:56.860 Pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it.

00:08:57.620 This is way after.

00:08:59.300 This is way after.

00:09:00.180 Because he came on the show, like, a couple of years ago.

00:09:02.200 Can you go back to the just still frame of him?

00:09:05.900 Yeah, look at his face.

00:09:06.900 By the way.

00:09:07.620 I don't hate him.

00:09:08.680 I don't hate him, but look at him.

00:09:10.700 Also, look, he has, like, four cups.

00:09:12.600 Because that was one of the...

00:09:13.360 I guess he's going to show it in there.

00:09:14.580 Like, he says he always...

00:09:15.780 I asked this guy.

00:09:16.380 We both know him.

00:09:17.140 I go, do you like fat models? 0.66

00:09:18.360 He goes, yeah, I love... 0.98

00:09:19.700 Slave mine.

00:09:20.120 Why does he have so many cups? 0.82

00:09:21.500 Slave mine. 1.00

00:09:22.760 Fucking lie. 1.00

00:09:23.840 The law is set up in a way in the Western world where men have absolutely zero power. 1.00

00:09:27.620 Most men are clinically depressed, working jobs they hate, in sexless marriages. 0.99

00:09:32.440 And they know they can't leave because they lose the house and they lose the kids and

00:09:34.800 they lose everything else.

00:09:35.760 So they don't have time to be concerned with anything that's actually happening in the

00:09:38.660 world.

00:09:39.140 They keep us divided and distracted.

00:09:41.120 And empowering females is the easiest way to weaken the will of men. 1.00

00:09:44.280 So you're saying that he's always been this retarded? 1.00

00:09:44.300 I don't think this isn't that fine.

00:09:46.500 They're going to sit there and go, you know what?

00:09:47.900 I'm a feminist. 1.00

00:09:48.580 You can't tell me what to do.

00:09:49.560 I'm allowed to go out with my friends.

00:09:51.320 He's just my friend.

00:09:52.280 I'm allowed to keep his house.

00:09:54.240 All right, all right.

00:09:54.700 Pull up.

00:09:54.900 Pull up.

00:09:55.300 It's been facts.

00:09:56.080 I think he's right, yeah.

00:09:58.340 I'm like, what's wrong with this?

00:09:59.720 Yeah, why was that retarded, Tom? 1.00

00:10:01.160 I'm just curious. 0.80

00:10:02.900 No, why is he retarded? 1.00

00:10:04.900 Because look at how he's presenting it. 0.98

00:10:07.160 He's like over the top.

00:10:08.420 In the most compelling fashion imaginable.

00:10:10.880 Yeah.

00:10:11.080 But it's not compelling.

00:10:12.460 In sexy fashion as well. 0.98

00:10:13.300 Oh, shit, it's not compelling. 1.00

00:10:14.420 He's fucking huge. 1.00

00:10:15.320 Are you retarded, Clint? 1.00

00:10:17.020 You think that's compelling? 1.00

00:10:17.380 Are you retarded? 1.00

00:10:19.080 No. 1.00

00:10:19.820 I think it's really great delivery.

00:10:21.740 It's not even relevant as to what you and I think.

00:10:23.860 No.

00:10:24.160 What I'm saying is-

00:10:24.920 The world thinks he's compelling.

00:10:26.000 He's hugely compelling.

00:10:26.840 Right.

00:10:26.880 But not all delivery.

00:10:27.360 Here's the thing.

00:10:28.400 The delivery is perfect.

00:10:30.100 Everything is perfect.

00:10:30.840 Goofy face.

00:10:31.280 It's exactly what people want to hear.

00:10:33.660 Don't you realize that?

00:10:35.340 Listen. 0.99

00:10:36.160 He was the only one saying it in fucking- 0.99

00:10:38.420 Well, not the only. 0.98

00:10:39.080 He was the one that really said it in a compelling fashion in December 2020.

00:10:43.080 This is the one.

00:10:43.440 This is from four years ago.

00:10:44.540 This is the actual book.

00:10:45.480 Dry drink is sparkling water.

00:10:46.960 Yes.

00:10:47.240 Sparkling water is for rich people.

00:10:48.620 Yes.

00:10:48.960 And I'll tell you why.

00:10:49.820 Only because of you. 1.00

00:10:50.440 You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap. 1.00

00:10:54.520 The government gives you that shit effectively for free. 1.00

00:10:58.680 Okay. 1.00

00:10:59.920 That's a little taste of him.

00:11:01.360 I love him so much.

00:11:02.740 Women should clean up unprompted. 1.00

00:11:05.260 And I'm going to tell you why.

00:11:07.120 So that's my man, Tate.

00:11:08.960 We played some videos of him.

00:11:12.620 Enjoyed it.

00:11:13.580 He ended up commenting on a video that we did.

00:11:17.740 Tom Segura sounds a lot like Jose.

00:11:18.940 And I actually have not seen.

00:11:20.160 I saw only the first clip of this.

00:11:21.800 I don't know where he goes.

00:11:23.040 Yeah, like just two seconds away from giving up on life.

00:11:24.880 I think he saw the time we showed it to Moshe and Natasha.

00:11:29.520 He does look deeply unhappy, right?

00:11:30.540 He commented on that.

00:11:31.520 Oh, dear.

00:11:32.460 Oh, Tom Segura is super unhappy.

00:11:33.860 And I have ended up on your mom's house podcast.

00:11:38.660 This is from four years ago.

00:11:39.900 I've already learned from the comments that Natasha has already cheated on the dude. 1.00

00:11:43.540 And he took her back. 0.98

00:11:44.420 Because people are already saying, why are you mentioning cheating when your girl fucked another guy? 0.99

00:11:48.060 Why? 0.99

00:11:49.440 Okay.

00:11:49.860 Never.

00:11:50.060 There's the one that, you know, the unprompted one is my favorite.

00:11:56.840 Like, because he talks about how you should treat your woman.

00:11:59.640 And he says, like, they should be cleaning up unprompted. 0.99

00:12:01.960 He's like, I tell my, he said, I tell my bitch to make me two coffees. 1.00

00:12:05.360 I don't even drink one of them. 0.99

00:12:06.740 I just leave it out.

00:12:09.700 Is that why he had them give them like four cups?

00:12:11.880 He has four.

00:12:12.340 You know, they mentioned it in the interview.

00:12:14.880 Because he wanted two.

00:12:16.160 He wanted two, so they gave him four.

00:12:18.480 He's like, four cups of coffee.

00:12:20.160 He's like, you have a woman making coffee? 0.85

00:12:21.480 Wait, so he pulled that power game with them?

00:12:24.240 Not even a woman. 0.98

00:12:25.280 No, no, they did it to him.

00:12:26.620 No, they were doing it as a joke.

00:12:28.200 As a joke, they gave him four coffees.

00:12:30.920 But he probably sat down and said, I want two coffees.

00:12:34.240 Like, it's one thing to do that to your woman. 0.97

00:12:35.880 But can you imagine if that's the type of power game you're doing in real life?

00:12:38.980 Because what he says is he's like.

00:12:41.080 Hold on, hold on.

00:12:42.600 I love that Jose doesn't think that interactions with his wife is real life.

00:12:45.620 They're not people.

00:12:46.600 Who cares?

00:12:48.260 Dude, if I had a woman, I'd be asking her for 16 coffees. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Jose's wife yells at him, and he just yells back, is this real life? 1.00

00:12:56.280 He's like, I don't know, bitch. 1.00

00:12:57.940 He's like, you know, it's one thing to just talk shit to a girl on the street. 1.00

00:13:01.500 But then that's real. 1.00

00:13:02.600 Not, you know, your wife. 1.00

00:13:04.440 Knock that bitch out whenever you feel like it. 1.00

00:13:06.220 Clint, you believe this guy, though? 1.00

00:13:07.560 Like, when you look at him, you don't see that this is clearly like.

00:13:10.440 Like, he's a genius.

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00:13:24.660 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:27.640 Oh, here's it.

00:13:28.720 Huh?

00:13:29.220 But it's fake.

00:13:30.600 You're flip-flopping between.

00:13:32.700 I don't know if you're. 1.00

00:13:33.480 No, he's a retarded genius. 1.00

00:13:34.980 I get it. 1.00

00:13:35.320 I think the people that watch it are retarded. 1.00

00:13:37.360 Like, he's. 1.00

00:13:37.840 But he's acting retarded. 1.00

00:13:39.300 Can we agree that this is retarded how he's acting? 1.00

00:13:41.700 No. 0.81

00:13:42.220 No.

00:13:42.600 Okay. 0.96

00:13:43.120 It's retarded how he's acting to people who are retarded that want to see him act like this. 1.00

00:13:48.740 There you go. 0.98

00:13:49.500 And he's nailing it. 0.99

00:13:50.560 Well, you see, I'm retarded. 0.87

00:13:51.780 So when somebody acts retarded, I think they're normal. 1.00

00:13:53.580 Can I snake arm? 0.94

00:13:54.620 It's very, very simple.

00:13:55.940 We live in a world where things need to be fair.

00:13:57.940 50-50.

00:13:59.080 Gender equality. 0.78

00:14:00.220 Blah, blah.

00:14:01.260 I pay for things unprompted. 1.00

00:14:03.700 You don't have to ask me to pay for shit. 0.99

00:14:06.200 If we go for dinner, I'll get my will out, pay at the end. 1.00

00:14:08.860 Don't even check the price of the bill.

00:14:10.160 My card always works.

00:14:14.400 Funny baby boy.

00:14:15.740 Clint, Clint, text him right now, Clint.

00:14:18.960 He's responding to you.

00:14:19.980 Be like, yo, come on this show and talk with us. 0.99

00:14:22.620 That's the funniest shit ever, man. 0.99

00:14:24.460 No, it gets better, dude. 0.99

00:14:25.740 I'm telling you. 0.94

00:14:26.380 It's so fucking funny. 0.97

00:14:27.680 Yo, Andrew Tate. 0.98

00:14:28.220 Andrew Tate, we live.

00:14:29.440 I'll do the top thing with Rogan.

00:14:30.960 Clint, literally, put it on your Twitter right now and tag Andrew Tate.

00:14:34.560 You're like, this baby never declines. 0.99

00:14:37.660 I mean, for your card not to get declined is not rich people shit, for the record. 0.98

00:14:42.180 No, mine has never been declined. 0.98

00:14:44.160 That's what I'm saying.

00:14:44.880 It's hilarious.

00:14:45.740 This guy's the best.

00:14:46.900 All right.

00:14:47.400 You know what I'm talking about?

00:14:48.920 I should act like him now. 1.00

00:14:50.840 Yo, bitch. 1.00

00:14:52.820 Unprompted. 1.00

00:14:53.140 You're with me.

00:14:53.980 Your life is effectively free. 1.00

00:14:55.900 Everywhere you eat, everywhere you go, where you sleep, you ain't paying for shit. 1.00

00:15:00.200 You ain't getting in my car and I'm asking you for motherfucking gas money. 1.00

00:15:03.280 No. 0.99

00:15:04.060 I pay for everything.

00:15:05.160 What's up?

00:15:05.960 Instantly.

00:15:06.660 As a man.

00:15:06.960 That's just a second.

00:15:07.600 Hell yeah.

00:15:08.320 Yep.

00:15:08.880 So.

00:15:09.440 Wait.

00:15:09.660 Is this guy from Birmingham, Alabama or Birmingham, England?

00:15:12.700 Like, what is he?

00:15:14.420 Oh, man.

00:15:15.600 I just want to hear Tate talk.

00:15:17.540 I don't know.

00:15:17.800 Yeah, I know.

00:15:18.060 This is a kickboxer.

00:15:18.700 He's a cool guy.

00:15:20.380 Is he a kickboxer?

00:15:21.380 Yes. 1.00

00:15:21.880 I don't want to hear Moe shit. 1.00

00:15:23.440 He's a Jew. 1.00

00:15:24.080 I'll clean.

00:15:25.040 When I say I'll clean, I mean I'll hire someone else to clean.

00:15:27.180 Okay, man.

00:15:27.880 I'll get the house clean.

00:15:28.480 My car always works.

00:15:29.680 And you pay for everything.

00:15:31.620 How about that?

00:15:32.560 Oh, no.

00:15:32.840 You can't do that either, can you? 1.00

00:15:33.840 Because you're a fucking moron. 1.00

00:15:35.120 And you realize that making money is much harder than getting some fucking dishes. 1.00

00:15:38.420 Who is he talking to? 0.99

00:15:39.680 There's a lot of women. 1.00

00:15:41.820 Got it.

00:15:42.520 I love that.

00:15:43.340 I love it. 0.99

00:15:44.280 That kick is so fucking good. 0.99

00:15:47.520 I don't think he's retarded at all. 1.00

00:15:49.600 I don't.

00:15:49.700 No. 1.00

00:15:50.100 The fucking hard is to wash a dish, bitch. 1.00

00:15:52.220 I think how we're watching it is the right way to watch it. 1.00

00:15:54.900 Like, I'm watching it and I'm laughing because it's funny. 1.00

00:15:56.800 But there's people that watch it and go, fuck it. 1.00

00:16:00.660 Clint, you're one of those people apparently. 1.00

00:16:02.520 And you go, fuck yeah. 1.00

00:16:04.120 I don't watch it and say fuck yeah. 1.00

00:16:06.140 I watch it and I laugh. 1.00

00:16:07.420 That's what I just did. 0.98

00:16:08.420 It's fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:16:09.740 He is one of the most naturally hilarious. 0.99

00:16:13.340 He is Donald Trump level funny, even unintentionally.

00:16:17.740 Yeah.

00:16:18.680 You don't think so?

00:16:19.800 I do.

00:16:21.540 I don't even get what Tom's point about him being retarded is, honestly. 1.00

00:16:24.660 Yeah, I don't.

00:16:25.100 I think he's claiming that the people that genuinely listen to him and go, like, this

00:16:30.680 is life advice that I'm going to stick.

00:16:32.760 Okay, then fine. 0.99

00:16:33.600 Call them retarded. 1.00

00:16:34.520 That doesn't mean he is. 0.98

00:16:35.780 No, this is what I'm saying.

00:16:36.760 There's people that pay him $70 a month to be part of a mailing list.

00:16:41.180 Right. 0.93

00:16:41.720 But he's acting retarded to attract the retarded people, which is why I say he's genius. 1.00

00:16:47.520 And when I look at it, I say, this is retarded. 1.00

00:16:50.600 But it's like watching wrestling. 0.89

00:16:52.220 Sometimes it's hard for me to get into it. 0.99

00:16:53.840 But he's fucking good. 0.97

00:16:55.320 He gets me into it a little bit. 0.98

00:16:56.520 But that's what we're doing. 0.72

00:16:57.140 We're trying to attract the retarded. 1.00

00:16:58.840 Sometimes retarded is genius. 1.00

00:17:00.100 But this is not an act. 0.97

00:17:00.580 Sometimes genius is retarded. 1.00

00:17:02.640 We just are. 0.99

00:17:03.860 Sometimes you have to act retarded to be a genius. 1.00

00:17:08.820 But sometimes a genius is the best retard. 1.00

00:17:11.580 It's so goddamn retarded it might be genius. 1.00

00:17:13.920 It's the bell curve from retard to genius. 1.00

00:17:18.040 And he's just going in a circle around the track. 1.00

00:17:21.280 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:17:22.240 Hold on. 1.00

00:17:22.960 We got to pull up this retard really quick. 1.00

00:17:24.960 This is something that just happened that I saw. 0.97

00:17:27.880 Oh, this is crazy.

00:17:31.120 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:17:33.300 See, like, now you can call that retarded. 0.99

00:17:36.000 Well, this is... 0.87

00:17:37.300 Yeah, this is...

00:17:38.300 But is it genius?

00:17:39.220 No.

00:17:39.620 No, it's not.

00:17:41.680 This is awful. 0.86

00:17:42.600 Is this person, like, a legit zipper tit?

00:17:46.300 Yeah, this is, like, a non-verbal...

00:17:47.720 They just did it to...

00:17:48.480 They just cut themselves for no reason.

00:17:50.800 Does it have a belly button? 0.99

00:17:52.440 Yeah, what the fuck is the belly button? 1.00

00:17:54.520 That's probably how they feed him. 1.00

00:17:56.860 It has a mouth.

00:17:58.260 It has a mouth.

00:17:59.340 No, no.

00:17:59.860 It looks like a earbud. 0.99

00:18:01.740 I just think it's retarded. 1.00

00:18:03.240 In the belly button. 0.97

00:18:03.880 And then for no reason at all, six million Jews. 0.99

00:18:08.660 You see what the Jews are doing now? 1.00

00:18:10.660 We should have kept them in Gaza, Clint. 1.00

00:18:12.180 What are you doing, bro? 0.96

00:18:13.300 What is the retard thing where your hand does that? 0.99

00:18:16.640 Cerebral palsy, right?

00:18:17.660 I remember...

00:18:19.060 Do you remember...

00:18:19.680 But, dude, this dude's got worse than palsy, doesn't he?

00:18:21.540 I don't know.

00:18:21.720 Tard hands? 0.99

00:18:22.520 I don't know.

00:18:22.820 What is it called?

00:18:23.720 No, do you remember, like, when you're growing up, and, like, you would...

00:18:27.300 Like, this used to be, like, the symbol for retard. 0.98

00:18:29.640 And you would do this to your buddy.

00:18:30.620 Yeah, no, I know. 1.00

00:18:30.960 And you'd be like, you're retarded. 1.00

00:18:33.280 Think hard, retard. 1.00

00:18:34.860 Why has that gone away? 0.97

00:18:36.120 I feel like that's not being used to be.

00:18:37.180 Oh, no.

00:18:37.540 It's coming back. 0.98

00:18:38.140 It's retarded. 1.00

00:18:38.900 It's coming the fuck back. 1.00

00:18:40.180 That's bringing it back? 0.98

00:18:41.400 Donald Trump was bringing it back? 0.99

00:18:42.700 They call it retarded. 0.99

00:18:44.680 Can you imagine if Trump does that callback? 0.96

00:18:46.740 Does that callback?

00:18:47.820 Like, he, like, goes and dunks on some reporter and goes,

00:18:51.100 just, like, really overdoes it just to, like, a callback for the first time?

00:18:55.220 It's a callback?

00:18:56.380 It's a callback for the first time?

00:18:57.920 I hope he does.

00:18:58.820 How dope would that be? 0.81

00:18:59.960 Dude, there's no third election to win. 1.00

00:19:01.760 Just fucking... 1.00

00:19:02.320 Just call everyone retarded. 1.00

00:19:03.620 Just walk around. 1.00

00:19:04.620 Any question you get you don't like, fucking... 0.99

00:19:06.260 Just do-do-y. 1.00

00:19:07.380 Just be like, do-do-y, and then fucking move on. 0.99

00:19:09.920 It'd be amazing. 0.98

00:19:11.040 That's the only hope that I have for the second term is he can't get reelected again.

00:19:15.080 Yeah, that's...

00:19:15.460 I love...

00:19:15.980 Like, he can do whatever he wants.

00:19:17.440 Like, they're not going to...

00:19:18.380 Like, yeah, one, are they going to impeach you again?

00:19:20.760 You didn't get impeached last time.

00:19:22.200 You're going to be fine.

00:19:23.380 Two, you can't come back.

00:19:25.100 Teflon done, baby boy. 0.99

00:19:26.360 Dude, they're not going to impeach you for saying to do-y to a fucking journal. 0.99

00:19:30.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:30.540 And they could try.

00:19:31.680 It'll be fun.

00:19:32.400 Now the poor guy, you got to see this guy.

00:19:34.100 Like, oh, I don't know what I said.

00:19:35.700 Oh, I don't remember.

00:19:37.940 He's going like, I don't remember.

00:19:39.520 Oh, maybe that's what I said.

00:19:41.400 This is 14 years ago.

00:19:42.760 He's still...

00:19:43.360 They didn't do a re... 1.00

00:19:44.200 If he said it's 14 years ago, he's still fucking retarded. 1.00

00:19:47.260 It would have been like, yes. 0.99

00:19:49.380 Dude, imagine if he gets impeached for...

00:19:50.900 That's what he would say today.

00:19:52.540 If he gets impeached for, like, saying retarded, that would be one of the best impeachments ever. 0.99

00:19:57.240 Too retarded to stop, baby. 1.00

00:19:58.760 You know what's funny, though? 0.99

00:19:59.480 That actually is an impeachable offense.

00:20:01.140 Because an impeachable offense is literally whatever they can say.

00:20:03.140 Whatever they say.

00:20:03.720 That's true.

00:20:05.860 Is this an impeachable offense?

00:20:10.380 This is depressing.

00:20:12.420 This is called the cakewalk, right?

00:20:14.500 Come on.

00:20:15.180 What is it called? 0.99

00:20:16.680 Isn't it like she got cum on her face? 1.00

00:20:18.600 I don't think anyone will notice. 0.99

00:20:19.600 I think it looks a bit like a face mask.

00:20:22.080 Honestly, she'd be fun to hang out with, though.

00:20:23.820 It's definitely a face mask.

00:20:24.800 Fun to hang out with.

00:20:25.660 Yeah, you get to bust on her face all the time. 1.00

00:20:27.260 Top is so confusing. 1.00

00:20:29.940 He's like, Andrew Tate's retarded. 0.99

00:20:31.240 This chick would be fun to hang out with. 1.00

00:20:32.540 It's totally...

00:20:33.060 You're, like, living in an inverted world.

00:20:34.260 She's a blast, dog. 1.00

00:20:35.660 Andrew Tate's a blast.

00:20:36.920 She's a blast. 0.97

00:20:38.720 Andrew Tate's all buttoned up. 0.99

00:20:40.280 I'm not going to fucking eat eggs. 1.00

00:20:41.660 Eggs are gay. 1.00

00:20:42.760 Russell Brand puts those in his asshole. 1.00

00:20:44.720 Not me. 1.00

00:20:46.020 You're telling me you don't want to hang out with a guy that talks like that?

00:20:48.800 It's fun, but with everything...

00:20:50.960 Have you never hung out with someone that's like... 0.96

00:20:52.540 You're like, dude, what the fuck do you do then? 0.99

00:20:54.040 I mean, I just offered you a drink. 0.99

00:20:55.300 You asked me for three. 1.00

00:20:56.080 You don't want to put this egg in your ass? 1.00

00:20:57.640 What do you want from me, Andrew? 1.00

00:20:59.020 It would be boring after a while.

00:21:00.620 By the way, he also was the one that said that he would... 1.00

00:21:03.520 You should fuck a 10 out of 10 tranny instead of a 1 out of 10 woman. 1.00

00:21:07.320 That was him. 1.00

00:21:08.060 That also, he was like Megan Fox with a dick. 1.00

00:21:10.140 And he was like... 1.00

00:21:10.900 We put that on here.

00:21:11.960 You're a decent question.

00:21:12.940 Yeah, we put that on here.

00:21:14.020 He doesn't do that.

00:21:14.540 He doesn't do that anymore, right?

00:21:15.180 I mean, I guess he comes... 0.99

00:21:16.240 Like, some of them, like, napping is gay. 1.00

00:21:18.300 But he's not a material, you know? 0.99

00:21:20.280 He was on fire back then.

00:21:21.400 Now it's kind of like...

00:21:22.800 He's getting arrested.

00:21:23.740 So what?

00:21:24.220 I don't know, he's running for parliament. 0.99

00:21:25.980 That's gay. 1.00

00:21:26.880 Well, he spent, like, the better part of a year in prison. 0.91

00:21:29.500 So it took a little bit of the funny out of it.

00:21:32.240 So you had a lot of time to think. 0.69

00:21:33.940 It was like, it's no longer fun to be gay. 1.00

00:21:35.880 Now it's just rape and, like, big black dudes. 1.00

00:21:38.080 The other part of a year is... 0.99

00:21:39.080 She's relevant. 1.00

00:21:40.860 She just fucked a hundred guys. 1.00

00:21:42.360 Yeah, that's Lily Phillips again. 1.00

00:21:44.140 Wasn't she crying before? 0.98

00:21:46.460 No, that was cum, dude. 0.97

00:21:47.860 No, no, no, no. 0.65

00:21:48.620 Yeah, no, she cried last week.

00:21:50.480 Yeah, because last week she was crying about... 0.98

00:21:52.740 Because she was, like, after fucking the hundred... 0.99

00:21:54.520 No, no, no, that's Lily Phillips. 0.99

00:21:55.780 The one that did a hundred in a day.

00:21:57.400 Lily Phillips, yeah, did a hundred in a day. 0.99

00:21:59.240 No, that's the same girl.

00:22:00.340 It's from Lily Phillips.

00:22:01.080 No, he's getting confused. 1.00

00:22:02.740 He's getting confused with the girl that fucked a thousand guys. 1.00

00:22:05.420 No, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:22:06.220 You're right, you're right.

00:22:06.880 I'm getting confused.

00:22:08.000 No. 1.00

00:22:08.200 Confusing whores. 1.00

00:22:09.100 No, the chick that fucked a hundred guys cried after her. 1.00

00:22:11.400 This is her. 1.00

00:22:12.240 Yes, that's another bitch at a thousand. 1.00

00:22:14.600 She looks very similar. 1.00

00:22:15.680 She has competition from another British woman who looks almost the same, 1.00

00:22:19.220 which is Bonnie Blue.

00:22:19.740 Almost exactly the same. 0.99

00:22:20.360 And she fucked a thousand dudes in a day. 1.00

00:22:22.560 Wait, let Cole talk. 1.00

00:22:23.540 Let Toe talk. 0.99

00:22:25.500 Well, yeah, because I'm the porn expert here.

00:22:27.860 So I was correcting people on Twitter, man.

00:22:29.880 I'm like, this is not the same woman. 0.84

00:22:31.620 This is not Lily Phillips.

00:22:32.620 This is Lily Phillips that we're looking at right now.

00:22:34.420 She's the one that we talked about on the show before.

00:22:36.240 I want to take a second and just talk about the type of people,

00:22:39.880 not the type of people that would line up a thousand men deep 1.00

00:22:43.480 and fuck this chick because we've already talked about that. 0.99

00:22:47.180 What I want to talk about is there's a market for this, 1.00

00:22:49.840 and the market is people that want to watch a chick get railed 1.00

00:22:52.260 by a thousand dudes in 12 hours. 1.00

00:22:53.900 I want to know who the fuck those guys are and what's wrong with them. 1.00

00:22:57.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:57.980 Do you think any one of the 100 that fucked the other girl 0.99

00:23:01.080 is a part of the 1,000 that fucked this girl? 0.99

00:23:04.100 I wonder if he even really does that good at numbers. 0.99

00:23:06.180 I mean, statistically, yes.

00:23:06.660 Are they really that depraved of people aside from just for like a niche, 0.96

00:23:10.220 like, oh, wow, that's nuts.

00:23:11.760 They check it out, and then they do like, 0.99

00:23:13.060 you know, kind of like the horse fucking someone video. 0.96

00:23:15.480 Like, look at this. 0.99

00:23:16.200 And you just move on.

00:23:17.040 Dude, it would be like going to like a bunch of like shows or something, 0.97

00:23:19.100 but it's like, yeah, you know that chick that fucked 100 different dudes 1.00

00:23:22.160 and the chick that fucked 1,000? 1.00

00:23:23.900 I was one of those dudes in both of those. 0.99

00:23:26.620 Just hear me out.

00:23:27.600 I was a part of history. 0.99

00:23:30.000 This chick spent 12 and a half hours fucking 1,000 guys. 1.00

00:23:33.380 The average was three minutes per guy. 0.98

00:23:35.000 I want to understand who sits down and watches 12 and a half hours 0.99

00:23:39.220 of this chick getting fucked by 1,000 guys. 0.99

00:23:41.540 Like, it just doesn't seem as if there's a market for this. 0.99

00:23:44.340 I'd only last like five minutes. 1.00

00:23:47.560 What kind of sick fuck would watch this? 1.00

00:23:50.200 Have you ever heard of the subreddit called Goon Cave? 1.00

00:23:56.960 No.

00:23:59.060 Because that's the guys that do that.

00:24:03.300 Shockingly, no.

00:24:04.280 That's not my thing.

00:24:05.360 If you look it up, basically it's guys and they'll set up like –

00:24:09.480 the whole point of it is to get as many monitors as you can

00:24:12.320 playing as much porn as possible all the time.

00:24:16.580 So they'll literally have like a nine by –

00:24:18.040 How can you even focus, man?

00:24:19.680 Like a three by three of monitors.

00:24:21.840 I want to watch something that has a little bit of like storyline behind it.

00:24:24.780 I want to know what's going on.

00:24:25.940 Like, okay.

00:24:26.060 Is it just like porn maxing?

00:24:27.700 Is that what you're saying?

00:24:28.460 Yes, it's literally porn maxing. 0.93

00:24:30.140 It's goon caving.

00:24:31.100 It's not porn maxing. 0.90

00:24:32.280 It's goon caving. 0.98

00:24:33.700 Goon caving. 1.00

00:24:34.420 That's got to be some sort of evil spell shit 1.00

00:24:38.200 to like literally create a room sealed with fucking monitors of porn. 1.00

00:24:42.160 Christopher Bordelon demonstrating that he has superior autism 1.00

00:24:45.760 of all the goon cavers. 0.96

00:24:47.320 He says the average penile length used in these calculations 0.96

00:24:49.900 is around 4,633.1 inches for –

00:24:53.440 I don't know.

00:24:54.220 Does that –

00:24:54.480 Oh, yeah.

00:24:54.960 For 1,000 men.

00:24:55.620 For 1,000 men.

00:24:56.140 Okay.

00:24:56.560 So that's 4.63 inches.

00:24:58.460 4,000 inches?

00:25:00.080 Yeah.

00:25:00.380 So with 105.6 thrusts per man,

00:25:02.700 this would result in approximately 489,255.36 inches of tunnel penetration,

00:25:08.060 converting this into miles.

00:25:09.480 489,2555.36 inches divided by 63,360 inches per mile

00:25:13.920 equals approximately 7.72 miles. 0.99

00:25:16.660 Thus, Lily Phillips would have taken approximately 7.72 miles of dick 1.00

00:25:20.640 in her quest to sleep with 1,000 men based on these speculative calculations. 0.98

00:25:23.460 Except I had to correct him because it's Bonnie Blue, not Lily Phillips.

00:25:26.800 Yes, Bonnie Blue.

00:25:27.160 This is an older one.

00:25:28.320 No, no.

00:25:28.740 Let me correct the record.

00:25:29.660 You didn't have to correct him. 0.99

00:25:31.000 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

00:25:32.320 You didn't have to. 0.99

00:25:33.600 Good point, Clint. 0.98

00:25:34.520 But one whore is not the same as the other. 1.00

00:25:37.740 Really? 0.99

00:25:38.060 No, they are. 1.00

00:25:38.940 They're 100% the same whore. 1.00

00:25:40.100 Dude, we literally couldn't tell the difference between the one chick who fucked 100 1.00

00:25:43.300 and the one who fucked 1,000. 0.99

00:25:44.280 They literally have the same exact physiognomy. 1.00

00:25:46.640 Every whore is a unique whore. 1.00

00:25:48.920 These are the statements of a man who has never interacted with a whore. 1.00

00:25:54.100 I have. 1.00

00:25:55.120 They are a dime a dozen. 1.00

00:25:56.280 They are meaningless, worthless trash. 1.00

00:25:59.160 Doesn't that give new range to the word hole? 1.00

00:26:02.520 Like when we call girls holes, like the more you fucked, 1.00

00:26:05.440 the more guys that have fucked you. 1.00

00:26:08.520 You know who needs to really control their hole? 1.00

00:26:10.360 These broads. 0.96

00:26:11.460 They need to control their hole bad.

00:26:13.200 Well, it's funny because I was showing Elizabeth,

00:26:15.900 so like it was the Bonnie Blue was talking about it.

00:26:19.480 She was actually like talking about how she did it.

00:26:21.700 We have that video, I think.

00:26:23.020 Oh, we have the video?

00:26:23.820 Okay, we can play it.

00:26:24.620 Because it's kind of.

00:26:25.620 Oh, the video?

00:26:26.440 Oh, okay.

00:26:26.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:27.700 The show.

00:26:28.640 No, because it's crazy how she did it.

00:26:30.640 Like they had like a cuck chair for the guy on deck.

00:26:33.540 Like they had an on deck circle.

00:26:34.700 You had to literally imagine you're the 740th.

00:26:37.900 It was the on deck circle.

00:26:38.860 You're getting your bat ready.

00:26:40.280 Imagine you're the 740th guy. 1.00

00:26:42.000 You have to sit there for three minutes while this fucking Pakistani gives her the business. 1.00

00:26:46.480 She's already just covered in loads because it's already been seven and a half hours of her just being blasted. 1.00

00:26:50.980 She took a bomb on her face, by the way. 0.68

00:26:52.580 And you still have to be hard and go to town on her?

00:26:55.320 Like how do you even do that?

00:26:56.940 How?

00:26:57.120 I was reading somewhere that said they probably only got 48 seconds total with her.

00:27:02.420 That many guys, okay, like divided between 12 hours is 48 seconds.

00:27:07.420 That's not including bathroom breaks.

00:27:09.220 This video.

00:27:09.680 Yeah, this video.

00:27:10.840 It's crazy.

00:27:11.560 So did any of these guys come?

00:27:13.960 No, no.

00:27:14.740 She said they nailed it on her face.

00:27:16.760 On her face because she...

00:27:17.960 Let her go. 0.99

00:27:19.000 Let her go. 0.99

00:27:19.280 That's it.

00:27:20.260 This is what my face looks like after taking 1,000 men less than 12 hours ago.

00:27:25.660 I told you girls taking fluids from moisturizer was good for your skin. 1.00

00:27:32.600 She looks terrible.

00:27:33.600 The B1,000 was completely done.

00:27:36.040 So it started off, I'll give you a bit of a note for you.

00:27:38.460 I was after going to start with it.

00:27:40.080 It was just like, the room was absolutely full.

00:27:42.600 Then we did groups of five, like one after the other of fives.

00:27:46.760 I wanted to give people more time.

00:27:48.440 So then it went down to like one-on-ones, didn't it?

00:27:50.660 So like one person would walk whilst I was with somebody and then it would literally just be like a rotating circle like that. 1.00

00:27:55.980 And that's like the producers of shit. 0.99

00:27:58.000 They ran a train on this girl for 12 hours. 1.00

00:28:00.780 Dude, it's just a conveyor belt of dicks. 0.98

00:28:04.500 And she said I wanted it to be more personal, so I started doing one-on-ones. 0.99

00:28:08.360 Like my soul was broken and I had to have some sort of better contact.

00:28:12.200 I just can't wrap my head around any level of this. 0.95

00:28:17.420 The guy, the woman, the people at home watching it, like it's just fucking crazy. 0.99

00:28:21.900 That is a hole. 0.99

00:28:22.800 That is what that is.

00:28:23.720 A hole. 0.99

00:28:24.400 I think it's a conveyor belt of dicks. 0.99

00:28:26.780 It marks like the end of an empire. 0.99

00:28:28.420 You know how they're like, oh, inflation. 0.93

00:28:30.120 Usually it's inflation and usually it's homosexuality. 0.92

00:28:32.720 Yeah, because it's like... 0.93

00:28:33.980 It's a thousand man game.

00:28:34.840 That's the true currency B&D value that you should be worried about.

00:28:37.540 Once it has gone down to hole and only hole, you've got a problem.

00:28:40.980 Once it's reduced down to that value.

00:28:42.580 When we were in an awesome country back in the day, it was like Henry Ford.

00:28:47.240 He was heroic.

00:28:48.840 Oh, this guy's a total genius.

00:28:50.400 He creates the assembly line to create vehicles.

00:28:53.220 The new assembly line.

00:28:54.740 This is literally what it looked like.

00:28:56.280 Jesus Christ, this loud.

00:28:57.500 This is basically what it looked like.

00:29:00.340 Who was Henry Ford?

00:29:01.380 Who was cooking?

00:29:02.180 Who was cooking?

00:29:03.940 I was.

00:29:04.340 This is exactly what it looked like. 1.00

00:29:07.780 Just the assembly line of dick. 0.99

00:29:09.280 That's basically what this is. 1.00

00:29:10.660 You just wanted to show us a penis. 1.00

00:29:12.020 Okay. 1.00

00:29:12.280 I wanted to show you...

00:29:13.400 This is what it looked like. 1.00

00:29:14.900 Just a assembly line of dick. 1.00

00:29:16.140 Just like that. 1.00

00:29:16.380 That looks a lot like my dick. 1.00

00:29:19.240 Did you realize that we can... 1.00

00:29:21.040 You could just say assembly line of dick and we visualize it. 0.97

00:29:23.600 I thought it would be funnier to see it in a how it's made type of thing. 0.97

00:29:26.380 It was a very cheap visual gag and it was a little bit distracting. 0.99

00:29:28.380 I was just thinking of just the assembly line of dick and at the end she just spread open, spread eagle. 1.00

00:29:33.300 Instead of a Trojan horse, the new Trojan horse for the end of civilization is the Lily Phillips. 0.99

00:29:40.880 Yeah, I think that's...

00:29:42.140 Because it marks us.

00:29:43.460 All right, so you've got morals going to zero.

00:29:44.120 Yeah, now a thousand dudes are hiding inside her. 0.99

00:29:47.440 You've got morals going to zero.

00:29:49.200 You've got your monetary system going to zero from whatever it's worth. 1.00

00:29:52.880 She's the Trojan whore. 1.00

00:29:53.400 The Trojan whore. 1.00

00:29:58.400 Dude, hey, that's how you fucking write her room a joke right there, brother. 1.00

00:30:03.100 Wow, Cole. 0.99

00:30:04.760 Jesus, I'm calling you Cole because that was actually funny, Toad.

00:30:07.700 I'm very confused right now.

00:30:08.400 Dude, you need to do art of her as with dudes as if dudes are out of coming out of her. 1.00

00:30:13.800 She's like a machete or something. 1.00

00:30:15.560 People are going to have her.

00:30:16.920 There you go. 1.00

00:30:17.780 Fucking, we have a thumbnail right there. 1.00

00:30:19.040 The art of whore. 1.00

00:30:20.420 I think it's because the value of pussy has gone down to zero, right? 1.00

00:30:25.440 Down to its face value, which is all. 0.99

00:30:27.960 I see where you're going with it. 1.00

00:30:29.700 Damn it. 1.00

00:30:31.020 I just got to be wearing a mask, man. 1.00

00:30:32.580 Yep.

00:30:33.140 This is what we're just seeing.

00:30:34.060 This is what we've gone down to.

00:30:34.820 With the cross necklaces.

00:30:38.120 Oh my God.

00:30:39.220 This is Christian programming. 0.99

00:30:41.540 How are her boobs so perky? 1.00

00:30:43.260 They're all fake. 1.00

00:30:44.980 They're all fake.

00:30:45.840 This is all fake, dude.

00:30:46.880 I'm not pumping anything.

00:30:49.380 She's pumping out like silicone. 1.00

00:30:53.180 Don't we have a mailbag or some shit? 0.99

00:30:57.000 We're half an hour in. 0.99

00:30:58.300 Do we have topics?

00:31:01.300 Tyler, what are our topics?

00:31:06.080 By the way, Josie, what's the number it would take for you to be like, I would do one of these videos?

00:31:14.520 Like, is it-

00:31:16.020 Oh, the breastfeed? 0.82

00:31:16.780 The breast milking?

00:31:17.540 Is it like $10 million?

00:31:20.380 Just there like-

00:31:21.220 God, that's astronomical.

00:31:22.640 I think she'd do it for $10 million. 1.00

00:31:23.840 What are you talking about?

00:31:24.660 Who wouldn't do it for $10 million? 1.00

00:31:25.940 I was about to say, I was like, I'd milk my dick for $10 million. 1.00

00:31:29.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:30.320 Wait, are you saying like, whip your dick out for $10 million? 1.00

00:31:32.760 Like, what the fuck kind of super question is this? 1.00

00:31:35.740 No, I was asking Josie because she's just like, she said it's fake. 0.98

00:31:39.400 I think a better question is not how much-

00:31:41.280 Cole, you don't have enough money to pay her.

00:31:43.000 Not how much money.

00:31:43.980 Josie, how many views?

00:31:45.500 How many views do you think you do on Twitter?

00:31:47.140 Like, let's just say right now out of nowhere.

00:31:48.840 Just boom.

00:31:49.660 Drop the fake breastfeeding video.

00:31:51.620 How many views?

00:31:52.700 How many likes do you think?

00:31:53.920 Give us a number because there's a number.

00:31:55.760 And I'm thinking of-

00:31:56.700 Cole with a baby.

00:31:57.680 I immediately drop off stream.

00:32:00.640 He's like, wait, wait, did Toad go?

00:32:04.700 Can we, oh my God, can we get, can we get like Cole and Toad to do videos of them with

00:32:10.540 the babies?

00:32:11.480 Like, putting on their-

00:32:12.620 It's like my two-year-old.

00:32:13.980 Yeah, and then have, and then have, like, we have like the exact same thing.

00:32:17.900 They do like the clickbait, like title and everything, like breastfeed child. 0.91

00:32:21.980 No, this is easy.

00:32:22.660 Tutorial.

00:32:23.360 I don't have anything that resembles a doll.

00:32:24.980 No, Top can do this, Top can do this.

00:32:26.000 So basically, superimpose, like a baby, like, but like, just take one of Josie's pictures

00:32:30.420 and then just superimpose the baby doing that. 0.98

00:32:31.760 I should do it with a sex doll. 0.99

00:32:32.440 But then it's me. 0.99

00:32:33.360 Like the video starts, the thumbnail's that, but the video's me.

00:32:36.160 It's just like-

00:32:37.400 Oh, that's a great idea, actually.

00:32:39.600 What?

00:32:40.200 Josie would probably help us. 0.97

00:32:41.360 You don't even, in the thumbnail to these videos, it's just Josie holding one of those

00:32:44.960 Medela pumps. 0.95

00:32:45.800 It's 250 mil.

00:32:48.000 You could even do, you know how like when you scroll over the thumbnail, there's like the

00:32:51.680 first few seconds that scrolls over.

00:32:53.380 You could have that be her like going like this, and then it just like, it's just me

00:32:59.560 going, and then never going to give you up, never going to let you down.

00:33:06.920 Oh, man.

00:33:07.700 That would be perfect.

00:33:08.500 I like it.

00:33:08.900 I think we could do that. 0.99

00:33:09.700 Let's put that on the fucking tower game page. 0.98

00:33:13.320 Okay. 0.99

00:33:13.720 Rick Royal got taken down from you.

00:33:15.040 All right.

00:33:15.420 Let's uh-

00:33:15.940 Mailbag.

00:33:16.320 End of an hour.

00:33:17.260 Mailbag.

00:33:17.680 Let's go.

00:33:18.200 Mark Vestibule, could the gang pull off a successful bank robbery, or would it end in

00:33:22.880 bloodshed, hostages, suicides, et cetera?

00:33:25.600 Oh, bro.

00:33:26.080 I think if you-

00:33:27.120 I could do it.

00:33:27.660 I don't think it's a-

00:33:28.480 Today?

00:33:29.040 I don't think it's a failure if there's bloodshed.

00:33:31.840 No, it's not a failure.

00:33:32.740 No, but I think if this was the 80s Miami, yes.

00:33:36.000 I think it's a failure.

00:33:37.720 No, define success.

00:33:38.440 If some of us get out of there alive with the money, I think it's a success.

00:33:42.360 If there's bloodshed, you're getting way too much heat on you, and now you're taking

00:33:45.300 a kick off. 0.97

00:33:45.380 I feel like top Jose and I can pull it off, Toad and Cole would fucking get us locked up. 0.94

00:33:50.860 But I'd be like the computer. 0.94

00:33:54.440 I'd be the hacker, dude. 1.00

00:33:55.560 No, you suck at computers, dude. 0.99

00:33:57.220 Yeah, dude. 1.00

00:33:57.600 We need you to fucking take down these security cameras. 0.98

00:34:01.300 He's like, I can't figure out Instagram. 0.99

00:34:03.240 I don't do cameras.

00:34:04.860 I do code on this one specific niche thing.

00:34:07.320 I don't do cameras.

00:34:08.120 I don't know.

00:34:09.880 I didn't even know that there was a file for cameras.

00:34:13.620 Wait, is this a PC? 1.00

00:34:15.540 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:34:16.400 I'm the guy in the van now. 1.00

00:34:17.620 I already have one.

00:34:18.740 Oh, man. 0.99

00:34:19.240 If he's the getaway guy, we're so fucked, he'll stroke out while we're just like... 1.00

00:34:22.940 Dude, I think the funny thing is that in and bloodshed means we would just let Toad die. 0.99

00:34:28.460 We'd be like, hey, guys, we can easily get rid of him.

00:34:30.640 Dude, we'd use him as a meat shield if we get hemmed up.

00:34:32.300 We'd literally use him as a meat shield.

00:34:33.980 Just let him like...

00:34:35.540 But I'll take a computer guy in the van.

00:34:37.320 Listen, man, I'm the only one who survives.

00:34:39.080 You're not a computer guy.

00:34:40.480 I'm out of danger.

00:34:41.960 He's definitely the driver.

00:34:43.140 That's literally been my job for like two decades.

00:34:44.980 See, all right, so we don't...

00:34:46.120 This doesn't work.

00:34:47.240 Hold on.

00:34:47.620 I was going to say, Toad, cut the camera. 1.00

00:34:49.120 I'm not your fucking monkey. 1.00

00:34:53.960 I'm not your fucking code monkey. 1.00

00:34:55.920 Skip the vault. 0.99

00:34:59.060 Listen, Toad, this is why we fail.

00:35:01.320 Number one, we always fail no matter what we do because of you.

00:35:04.960 And we have to put you as driver.

00:35:07.500 You can't do computers. 1.00

00:35:08.960 You can't fucking... 1.00

00:35:10.000 He can't drive either. 1.00

00:35:11.100 He can't drive. 1.00

00:35:11.540 Toad's going to bust in the bank and go, everybody get on the fucking floor. 1.00

00:35:15.100 Pop, pop, pop, pop. 1.00

00:35:15.740 No, that's not you, Toad.

00:35:17.140 You're in the car.

00:35:17.660 He's not doing any of it.

00:35:19.300 You're tweeting.

00:35:20.100 You're waiting.

00:35:20.480 I'll tell you the one role he can successfully fill.

00:35:24.400 I'll live tweet it, yeah.

00:35:25.420 The one role of a five-man bank robber team that he could successfully fill would be the 0.99

00:35:29.940 guy who, 30 seconds into interrogation, rats the fucking rest of us out. 0.99

00:35:34.660 That's what he does. 0.99

00:35:35.440 Yeah, I would know about it.

00:35:36.100 He is the weakest link.

00:35:37.540 He is the weakest link.

00:35:39.000 So easy.

00:35:40.040 We have a new hot sauce ready for you to drive.

00:35:42.160 We've already laundered the money. 1.00

00:35:44.060 It's in a fucking Cayman bank. 0.99

00:35:45.380 They don't know who did it, but they have us being interrogated. 1.00

00:35:48.120 And Toad sinks the fucking team. 0.99

00:35:49.780 Toad's the one that starts breaking protocol, not doing things. 1.00

00:35:53.180 He's the one who takes risks for no fucking reason. 0.99

00:35:57.580 Yeah, he's the one who gets us fucking busted. 1.00

00:35:59.740 He's like Charlie Day the wild card. 0.98

00:36:01.420 This is a great idea.

00:36:03.300 We use Toad as a fake hostage.

00:36:06.780 That's not bad.

00:36:07.580 That's not bad.

00:36:08.340 He's the plant.

00:36:09.580 Yeah, he's the plant.

00:36:11.160 He'd be a perfect plant in a bank.

00:36:13.100 I would.

00:36:13.440 Just a guy in there like, oh, I'm getting my check.

00:36:15.160 Yeah, I'm just a normal bank customer.

00:36:16.520 Yes, I'd like to check out the status of my CD.

00:36:19.360 That's about to come to maturity, please.

00:36:22.320 See, I don't even believe you.

00:36:23.660 You're already blowing it.

00:36:25.240 I was like, these bank accounts are empty.

00:36:26.800 They all said they go into gambling websites.

00:36:28.780 What are you doing with that like tomorrow?

00:36:30.300 Listen, Toad's not going to rat on us.

00:36:32.100 He's not that tight.

00:36:33.340 Cole.

00:36:33.880 Cole would rat.

00:36:35.540 No.

00:36:36.360 I wouldn't think I'm a part of the thing.

00:36:38.540 Yeah, I don't think he would rat, but I don't think he can lie either.

00:36:40.740 So that's a problem.

00:36:41.260 Jose would rat.

00:36:42.980 That's me, yeah.

00:36:43.760 I can't lie, but I can't.

00:36:46.400 Jose was already talking to the feds before the heights got pulled off.

00:36:49.940 Top, this is a two-man job.

00:36:52.760 We can't rely on any of these people.

00:36:54.040 Now, to be fair, I would be very thorough and do everything by the book, exactly by the plan.

00:36:59.940 So, like, we would never get to the point to where, you know, we need a rat.

00:37:02.900 But, like, if we get put in a situation where I get a rat, I'm ratting.

00:37:05.400 I'm sorry. 0.97

00:37:05.680 You better rat quick. 0.98

00:37:06.720 Beat me. 0.98

00:37:07.200 Like, we're in a race to rat at that point.

00:37:09.060 Like, once we're busted.

00:37:09.920 Okay. 0.86

00:37:10.920 A race to rat rat.

00:37:12.740 I do have a question.

00:37:13.900 So, would you rather, if you're doing a bank heist, would you rather have the guy that you know would never rat?

00:37:17.800 Never.

00:37:18.040 He's super loyal to you. 1.00

00:37:19.500 Idiot. 1.00

00:37:20.380 Or the guy that you know is a rat. 1.00

00:37:22.640 Like, he will rat you out, but he does things perfectly. 0.97

00:37:25.400 Like, he actually, he'll, like, if you.

00:37:26.640 The guy will rat you out.

00:37:27.480 Because, I mean.

00:37:29.640 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:37:30.260 Would I rather have Jose or Cole on my team?

00:37:32.760 Jose.

00:37:33.640 Yeah.

00:37:34.800 He's going to give us a shot, at least.

00:37:36.420 Jose's going to give us a shot.

00:37:37.620 Cole's going to be there with a gun, smiling. 0.85

00:37:40.060 And if there's a woman crying, he's like.

00:37:42.020 It's so much fun. 1.00

00:37:42.860 Just fucking. 1.00

00:37:44.300 Mowing him down. 1.00

00:37:47.280 We said no bloodshed.

00:37:48.920 We said no.

00:37:51.540 Cole shows up drunk.

00:37:52.980 He's just, like, saliva from the side of his lips. 1.00

00:37:55.060 You're like, ah, fucking Cole's drunk again. 0.99

00:37:56.620 He's smoking a joint. 1.00

00:37:58.460 She's like, we need you.

00:38:00.840 Actually, no, but seriously, in, like, I think in, today, I don't think you can get away with

00:38:05.740 the bank eyes today.

00:38:06.740 I don't think it can work.

00:38:07.020 They don't even have money in the bank.

00:38:08.120 I don't know, dude.

00:38:08.860 I just got done reading a book on bank, like, on, like, the guys connected to the.

00:38:13.100 Did you just watch that documentary about that Chiefs fan who dresses like a wolf?

00:38:16.140 He was, like, a serial bank robber.

00:38:17.980 He was one of the most successful modern bank robbers.

00:38:20.980 Like, like, when?

00:38:22.800 Like, within the last few years.

00:38:24.920 Oh, he's been robbing banks.

00:38:25.620 Okay, maybe.

00:38:26.040 I still feel like small towns is probably not too hard.

00:38:28.540 Probably small banks, yeah.

00:38:30.060 Yeah, I mean.

00:38:30.860 No, you can't rob banks anymore.

00:38:32.200 It's like.

00:38:32.500 I watched.

00:38:32.980 Dude, I watched this entire documentary about this Kansas City Chiefs super fan.

00:38:37.720 That's what I'm talking about right now.

00:38:39.680 Okay, well, I'm just backing you up.

00:38:41.860 It's more compelling when he says it.

00:38:43.520 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:44.460 I watched this documentary. 1.00

00:38:46.060 Anyways, this guy, he wears this fucking wolf outfit. 1.00

00:38:50.100 Oh, there you go. 1.00

00:38:50.900 All right.

00:38:51.080 So, he wears this wolf outfit, and he would go to the Chiefs game, but no one knew what

00:38:54.960 he looked like. 0.99

00:38:55.920 Turns out, every time there's a road game for the Chiefs in 2021, this dude fucking takes 0.95

00:39:03.040 a road trip to the road game for the Chiefs, and en route, he shuts off his phone about 0.95

00:39:08.320 an hour out, he goes and he robs a bank, and then he turns his phone back on when he gets

00:39:11.720 to the game.

00:39:12.280 Yeah, they goes to the game.

00:39:13.420 They didn't catch him for over a year, so I'm just saying.

00:39:16.360 No, he was longer than that.

00:39:17.500 By the way, how did he get caught?

00:39:18.340 Because he seems a little bit smarter than most of the.

00:39:21.840 Well, he's been caught twice.

00:39:23.740 They caught him once.

00:39:25.580 Babudar.

00:39:25.940 I know. 1.00

00:39:26.160 It was something stupid. 1.00

00:39:27.080 Like, he left, like, a shoe. 1.00

00:39:28.000 Xavier Babudar.

00:39:29.340 He left a shoe.

00:39:30.240 He left a shoe.

00:39:30.260 He left a shoe or a hat at the scene or something, and they caught him, but then he was, like,

00:39:34.880 out on bail because he, like, bailed himself out, and he cut off

00:39:38.320 his ankle monitor, and he went on the run and robbed more banks.

00:39:41.580 See, that's where you, like, that's dope. 1.00

00:39:43.080 You don't kind of idiot, but, yeah, it's pretty dope. 1.00

00:39:45.440 That's dope. 1.00

00:39:47.360 It's pretty bad ass.

00:39:48.080 Anyway, so, yeah, Mark, we don't, I don't think we pull this off. 0.78

00:39:51.800 We died.

00:39:52.200 The bloodshed is us.

00:39:54.000 Hostages, they die, too. 1.00

00:39:55.280 We killed them immediately, accidentally. 1.00

00:39:57.000 If we go a five-man squad, we're definitely not fucking walking out alive. 0.99

00:40:01.120 Do you think you would, if we get caught, we have hostages? 0.99

00:40:04.640 How many hostages get raped, by the way? 0.99

00:40:08.300 Whoa. 0.95

00:40:09.120 I mean, as many. 0.55

00:40:11.560 I mean, they're going to die. 0.58

00:40:12.800 They're going to die.

00:40:13.860 As many as I can get through before I get tired.

00:40:16.180 I mean, that's the only way you do.

00:40:16.780 So you just keep them long enough, and eventually they're going to develop a warped capture dynamic,

00:40:23.320 and then it's not really rape, but it's only, like, kind of rape.

00:40:26.680 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:40:27.820 You know what I mean?

00:40:28.440 Oh, you mean because they're into it?

00:40:30.080 Yeah, at that point, they're into it.

00:40:31.200 No, no, no, no, because it becomes stock-homes.

00:40:32.820 But it's just, like, a weird power dynamic thing where, like, you're their captor, and

00:40:35.980 they've, like, I did start to identify with you.

00:40:37.780 If we can get into, like, a Waco standoff for, like, 50 days or something like that,

00:40:42.920 where we're, like, in there, and, like, we're just, like, every day, just running through.

00:40:47.560 Jose, I believe you're talking about cock-home syndrome.

00:40:50.540 Yeah, cock-home syndrome.

00:40:52.020 That's right.

00:40:52.520 Boo! 0.83

00:40:54.620 You guys remember when we were, like, libertarians, and we were, like, man, I might get away from one

00:40:58.500 day. 0.70

00:40:58.680 That was gay. 1.00

00:40:59.600 I don't think so. 0.84

00:41:00.540 Not anymore. 1.00

00:41:01.340 We were faggots. 1.00

00:41:02.200 What a bunch of fags. 1.00

00:41:03.160 Still, still, still him. 1.00

00:41:04.880 Anyways. 0.97

00:41:06.480 The black guy with dreads is going to stop them from, uh, Waco-ing your house. 1.00

00:41:09.660 Yeah. 0.97

00:41:10.040 Uh, Clint.

00:41:11.720 The black guy with dreads, too? 0.87

00:41:12.400 Who's the black guy with dreads? 0.94

00:41:13.820 That's in your, uh, your condo, like, the lobby.

00:41:17.880 Oh.

00:41:18.540 Yeah.

00:41:19.300 He's going to stop, he'll stop the cops. 0.99

00:41:21.120 I feel like the cops will just see him, and they'll be, like, just shoot him. 1.00

00:41:24.700 Yeah, just shoot him. 1.00

00:41:25.420 Like, we got him. 1.00

00:41:26.340 Fuck you, nigger. 1.00

00:41:27.480 Get off my fucking stream. 1.00

00:41:29.780 Just any reference to a black guy, and Dave loses his shit. 1.00

00:41:34.740 Dave Smith is racist, man. 1.00

00:41:36.640 Like, I don't, he keeps doing his, like, he keeps trying to be, like, uh, oh, I'm libertarian. 1.00

00:41:41.100 Damn, man. 1.00

00:41:41.640 He's a piece of shit, that guy. 1.00

00:41:42.840 It's just, it's just Dave and I, that we're the only libertarians left. 1.00

00:41:45.600 Right, guys, racism's never cool, guys.

00:41:47.660 It's been the second time now that, uh, Luis J. Gomez has, has challenged me to this debate.

00:41:52.400 I saw that, I would, uh, black people.

00:41:55.140 This has to happen. 0.98

00:41:56.020 We need to, uh, the only drawback is you've got to go to New York, which is really gay, so. 1.00

00:42:01.320 Real quick, before, would you rather have, uh, Maj, if you're in a Waco situation, would 1.00

00:42:05.480 you rather have Maj Touré with you, or Dave Smith?

00:42:08.520 Maj.

00:42:09.120 Maj.

00:42:09.520 It's not even close.

00:42:11.340 But you, you wouldn't want to be there with Maj for 50 days.

00:42:15.400 Is the assumption that we're, is the assumption that it's just, just us, or is there, like,

00:42:18.280 other people in this, uh, compound, like a Waco situation?

00:42:20.300 If we're in Waco.

00:42:20.940 Well, you've got to have 50 kids in the basement that the ATS will light on fire.

00:42:24.500 Maj is massively armed, and he's, like, way more jacked than Dave, so.

00:42:28.900 Who cares? 0.99

00:42:29.540 You're gonna die. 1.00

00:42:30.380 You're in Waco. 1.00

00:42:31.160 They're gonna burn, they're gonna burn down the building you're in, so you're dying anyway.

00:42:34.400 Who do you want to spend those last couple of days with?

00:42:37.240 Maj, right? 0.82

00:42:37.700 Maybe it would be Dave, then, just because he'd make me laugh. 1.00

00:42:39.800 Guess we're gonna check on the niggers! 1.00

00:42:41.700 Yeah, 100% Dave. 1.00

00:42:46.560 What an insane drop. 1.00

00:42:50.940 Holy shit. 1.00

00:42:53.900 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:42:54.380 Alright, next mailbag. 1.00

00:42:55.340 Here we go.

00:42:55.760 Alright.

00:42:56.960 Dave can tunnel you up.

00:42:58.560 Charles.

00:42:59.360 If Tower Gang took a trip to Thailand, who's the most likely to fall in love with a lady boy? 0.99

00:43:03.940 Cole.

00:43:05.000 Elaine?

00:43:05.360 Actually, no.

00:43:06.600 I think it might be Cole.

00:43:07.840 I mean.

00:43:08.240 Jose. 0.99

00:43:08.520 He's got some gay tendencies on the bottle. 1.00

00:43:10.800 Jose. 1.00

00:43:11.920 There's too many other bitches. 1.00

00:43:13.560 There would be too many other bitches. 1.00

00:43:15.780 Play the drop. 1.00

00:43:16.800 Do the drop. 0.97

00:43:18.880 When in Rome.

00:43:22.040 He had it ready.

00:43:23.380 What else in my...

00:43:24.260 Yeah, there's much more dignified to do cocaine.

00:43:26.500 I could see any one of us doing it besides top, actually.

00:43:32.280 Is that...

00:43:33.120 You think I'm wrong?

00:43:33.640 Alpha Predator!

00:43:35.780 I think I could see any one of us doing that except top.

00:43:39.660 You're definitely wrong.

00:43:40.760 I'm not falling in love with a lady boy. 1.00

00:43:42.600 I say Jose.

00:43:43.320 Oh, man.

00:43:44.020 What have you thought?

00:43:45.280 Jose's more morally ambiguous than anybody else here. 0.96

00:43:48.680 Cole's very horny. 0.98

00:43:50.120 That doesn't mean he's that gay, though. 0.99

00:43:52.340 No. 0.99

00:43:52.580 No, I'm pretty sure he's gay.

00:43:54.000 No, I'm not gay. 0.86

00:43:54.560 No, no.

00:43:54.780 I think he is.

00:43:55.260 But there's also a second question here. 0.99

00:43:57.060 You're fucking cute, dude. 0.99

00:43:57.660 Falling in love with a lady boy is one thing. 1.00

00:43:59.940 Accidentally fucking one is a different story, too. 1.00

00:44:02.640 Those are two different. 1.00

00:44:03.340 If you love her, you fuck her, right? 1.00

00:44:05.420 Him. 1.00

00:44:05.620 No.

00:44:06.120 They.

00:44:06.620 We're talking about falling in love.

00:44:08.000 But you think you're just...

00:44:08.860 Falling in love.

00:44:08.940 Wait, wait, wait. 1.00

00:44:10.280 So you're saying that you might fall in love with a lady boy without fucking him? 1.00

00:44:13.020 Just love at first sight? 1.00

00:44:14.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:44:15.080 I definitely wouldn't fall in love with an Asian or with a dick. 1.00

00:44:18.020 Like, I'd be more likely to fuck him than I fall in love with him. 1.00

00:44:20.700 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:44:21.400 Like, yeah.

00:44:21.720 No, I'd fall in love with him and not fall in love with him.

00:44:23.820 Yeah, he's the mark that I'd fall in love.

00:44:26.240 This is why I said there's a difference.

00:44:27.560 Alpha Predator! 1.00

00:44:28.380 I think Jose would be the most likely to fuck a lady boy. 1.00

00:44:32.260 But he wouldn't have sex with them. 1.00

00:44:35.020 Okay, sure. 0.99

00:44:35.720 Whatever.

00:44:35.840 Jose? 1.00

00:44:36.580 No, I think Toad becomes a pen pal with one of these bitches. 1.00

00:44:39.560 Yes. 1.00

00:44:39.820 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:44:40.600 But, yes, Toad would fall in love with this quote.

00:44:42.780 Do you have a pen pal?

00:44:43.840 Do you have a pen pal right now?

00:44:45.860 Toad is the kind of... 0.99

00:44:46.780 Toad is the kind of nigga that, like, thinks the stripper loves him, you know? 1.00

00:44:49.660 He's got, like, a dozen pen pals. 1.00

00:44:51.040 It's all DMs on Twitter with fucking random 50-year-old bitches that don't lactate. 1.00

00:44:56.660 Listen, guys, I'm really tired of you guys. 1.00

00:44:59.120 Nailed it. 0.99

00:44:59.640 I'm tired of you guys picking on Toad because Toad has fucking merch on toplobs.com. 1.00

00:45:04.220 Slick as fuck, dog. 1.00

00:45:05.220 Yeah, dude, this is a fucking banger shirt. 1.00

00:45:08.580 I'm waiting for mine to come in, but... 0.99

00:45:09.980 Dude, you need to get the No Way Jose shit back up and running. 0.94

00:45:12.280 I got my morning show going almost five to seven days a week now, so... 0.98

00:45:15.220 We don't have time for that.

00:45:16.320 Push and volume, baby boy.

00:45:17.360 We have to focus on Toad.

00:45:19.100 Focus on Toad. 0.67

00:45:19.980 Focus on Toad. 0.67

00:45:20.680 That's the winning...

00:45:21.440 That's the winning...

00:45:22.140 That's where stonks go bigly.

00:45:23.500 We're building Toad. 0.98

00:45:24.560 We fucking also got the Dayquil Severe. 1.00

00:45:27.400 Oh, I knew you guys were going to play this fucking clip. 0.99

00:45:29.660 Oh, Dayquil, yeah. 1.00

00:45:31.120 Go ahead.

00:45:32.080 Go ahead.

00:45:32.440 Do it.

00:45:32.760 All right, we'll play this one.

00:45:33.280 Oh, this is great.

00:45:33.860 Oh, hell yeah, brother.

00:45:34.740 It's so funny.

00:45:35.540 It'll transition.

00:45:36.600 It's over there.

00:45:37.180 Like, I keep being told about the USS Liberty.

00:45:39.360 That's something with the Israeli government.

00:45:42.240 Ian got that from me, by the way.

00:45:43.880 No, no, no, no, no.

00:45:44.740 Really?

00:45:45.660 Pretty sure.

00:45:46.400 You should be careful about that.

00:45:48.180 Allegedly, the Israeli Air Force jet fighter aircraft.

00:45:51.500 I mean, they did end up paying out the American government.

00:45:54.300 So I'm concerned, like, false flag operation, like a missile comes out of Gaza and hits one

00:45:58.460 of our aircraft carriers, but it was actually an Israeli missile.

00:46:00.860 I don't want...

00:46:01.480 We should get out of there.

00:46:02.780 It doesn't...

00:46:03.340 Let me stop you there.

00:46:04.960 It doesn't matter where the missile comes from.

00:46:06.140 Tim, shut it down.

00:46:13.640 Weird, huh?

00:46:17.380 Dude, that is a...

00:46:20.140 What an amazing...

00:46:20.920 When he says...

00:46:22.040 He's like, did you hear about the USS Liberty?

00:46:23.600 And Tim goes, watch it with that one. 1.00

00:46:25.800 Like, damn, son. 0.99

00:46:28.020 What do you mean, watch it with that one? 0.99

00:46:30.260 That episode was, like, a year ago.

00:46:32.160 I'm pretty sure...

00:46:32.780 Don't, boy.

00:46:33.520 I'm pretty sure Ian had just been in town.

00:46:35.900 Because he did the show with us, like, ten times.

00:46:38.600 Like, and he's like, people keep telling me about USS Liberty.

00:46:40.600 I'm like, I'm pretty sure that was me.

00:46:42.520 But I can't remember for sure.

00:46:45.300 Oh, yeah.

00:46:45.880 Covered out.

00:46:46.680 That's so crazy.

00:46:48.140 Like, just be like, hey, be careful with this thing that actually happened.

00:46:52.960 And for sure.

00:46:53.580 And I love that Ian is the Achilles heel of that operation.

00:46:57.600 Because he's like...

00:46:59.620 That's why I love Ian.

00:47:00.520 He's stream of consciousness, bro.

00:47:01.620 Like, you could, like, you could just talk to him, like, you could just have his ear and chat and have, like...

00:47:05.740 As long as you weren't, like, contentious or, like, mean and just were super chill, you could, like, have, like, a race realism conversation. 0.92

00:47:11.540 And by the end of it, he'd probably be convinced and be, like, slipping in, like, race realism on fucking, like, Tim Gaines. 0.94

00:47:17.320 Hold on. 0.66

00:47:17.880 Do you think you could convince him of, like, the...

00:47:20.160 You wouldn't even realize it's offensive?

00:47:22.040 Like, six million.

00:47:22.960 Can you convince him of just, like, hey, he's like...

00:47:24.600 Oh, bro.

00:47:25.060 Oh, yeah.

00:47:25.560 You could...

00:47:26.020 Ian is one of the most open-minded people I've ever met.

00:47:29.720 Like, if you give me a half an hour with him...

00:47:31.720 The math just doesn't add up.

00:47:32.920 Yeah.

00:47:33.160 It came to my attention.

00:47:35.140 They have commercials in New York City all over the place.

00:47:38.180 They're donating cars.

00:47:39.760 I don't understand.

00:47:40.840 They're donating cars to kids.

00:47:42.120 Watch it with that one.

00:47:42.920 Four kids.

00:47:43.900 Four kids.

00:47:44.760 But it's only Jewish kids that get them. 0.94

00:47:46.760 Did you know you let a string...

00:47:48.000 You know they let a string in the sky dictate their lives?

00:47:50.500 What are kids doing with cars anyway, Tim?

00:47:53.360 It says cars for kids.

00:47:54.960 And they're not even 16.

00:47:55.980 They can't drive a car.

00:47:56.020 You know they have lights?

00:47:56.860 They have light switches that turn on the lights. 0.99

00:47:58.820 But there's a fucking internal mechanism that allows them to circumvent God's rules. 0.99

00:48:02.600 You understand what I'm saying? 1.00

00:48:04.860 Tim is just fucking turning red. 0.99

00:48:06.240 That's a decent transition into... 0.99

00:48:07.620 You know they make...

00:48:08.920 Shabbos.

00:48:10.540 It was like they have to make specific refrigerators that have a Shabbos mode.

00:48:15.360 Yeah.

00:48:15.560 Specifically for them.

00:48:17.100 It's like they don't...

00:48:18.180 It's kosher mode. 0.70

00:48:19.360 Hold on.

00:48:19.660 Hold on.

00:48:19.920 Wait.

00:48:20.120 I'm very curious.

00:48:21.320 Toad just tried to do a transition.

00:48:23.220 And we kind of stomped on him.

00:48:24.920 Go ahead.

00:48:25.440 Try it again.

00:48:26.380 And let's see if it works.

00:48:27.140 I want to see your chops. 1.00

00:48:28.120 Go ahead, Toad.

00:48:28.780 Anyway, everyone's laughing.

00:48:29.660 Everyone laugh.

00:48:30.120 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:48:32.340 Next segment.

00:48:33.460 Shabbos mode.

00:48:34.380 Speaking of being in Shabbos mode, we have a guy who...

00:48:39.920 We have a guy who can tell you all about that.

00:48:42.820 And all about how you're supposed to go about doing things on that holy day.

00:48:47.020 All right.

00:48:47.320 Let's see what it is.

00:48:49.100 He doesn't bring it up.

00:48:50.340 What's funny is I don't see...

00:48:51.580 I'm looking at the screens at the bottom.

00:48:53.300 There's nothing down there.

00:48:54.300 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:48:55.580 Are we doing a laney edit?

00:48:57.200 Is that what that was?

00:48:57.960 What are you talking with me now?

00:48:59.280 What is the transition to?

00:49:00.800 No, it's not a laney edit.

00:49:02.040 Is this a real lead up to nothing? 0.99

00:49:03.760 What the fuck is... 0.99

00:49:04.680 Dude, I'm a Tyler. 1.00

00:49:06.100 It's funny.

00:49:06.540 He's the one throwing up a brick.

00:49:29.720 He just...

00:49:30.560 Okay.

00:49:30.880 Ten loss.

00:49:31.560 Ten loss.

00:49:32.160 Ten loss. 1.00

00:49:32.180 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:49:34.540 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:49:35.400 Is that it? 1.00

00:49:36.080 What the fuck is going on here? 1.00

00:49:37.680 No, god damn it. 1.00

00:49:38.900 We have the Shabbos song. 0.99

00:49:42.200 God.

00:49:42.660 The Shabbos song?

00:49:43.880 What?

00:49:45.040 I don't know. 0.99

00:49:45.400 Tyler is fucking over there. 0.98

00:49:46.440 You know what we were supposed to dig into? 0.99

00:49:48.260 Oh, we were supposed to totally...

00:49:49.820 We have so many topics we haven't even gotten close to...

00:49:52.040 I guess we still have time.

00:49:53.140 Maybe we should do a laney edit. 0.94

00:49:54.240 Who is this?

00:49:55.040 Maybe we should do a laney edit to kind of cleanse the palate. 1.00

00:49:59.540 And then get into some of the stuff.

00:50:00.920 Like, do a story that we wanted to get into.

00:50:03.300 Real quick.

00:50:03.740 I want to click play.

00:50:04.940 All right.

00:50:05.540 This is Toad transitioning.

00:50:09.160 Morphons.

00:50:09.600 Oh! 0.60

00:50:11.360 I'm the greatest.

00:50:19.880 Let's do a laney edit. 1.00

00:50:21.180 Toad, get your shit together. 0.98

00:50:22.380 Let's get it up. 0.99

00:50:23.620 I just can't find anything to do special for Shabbos.

00:50:26.880 Oh, let's do this.

00:50:27.560 Let's do this after laney.

00:50:28.420 Wait, wait.

00:50:28.900 Stop, stop, stop.

00:50:29.540 Yeah, that's long.

00:50:31.160 I don't know. 1.00

00:50:32.040 Fuck you, Toad. 1.00

00:50:32.860 Laney edit. 1.00

00:50:33.500 I was ready for that.

00:50:34.320 Is that a teaser for now?

00:50:36.120 Yeah, we're coming back to a five dollar bill.

00:50:39.260 I'm excited for the laney edit.

00:50:40.040 We're getting super dewy after this.

00:50:41.000 Yeah, that's five-ish, man.

00:50:42.920 Wait up, wait up, wait up.

00:50:43.880 Before we play...

00:50:44.520 Wait up.

00:50:45.420 Wait up.

00:50:46.260 Before we play it, guys, does anybody remember what we said last week?

00:50:49.700 No.

00:50:50.700 No.

00:50:51.520 Any more words.

00:50:53.200 No, no. 0.99

00:50:54.460 This is so fucking rough. 0.98

00:50:56.840 Me neither. 0.97

00:50:57.480 I don't remember any single thing I said last week.

00:51:00.200 It was one of the most racist ones in the past, if I remember correctly.

00:51:04.620 I think we're enjoying it.

00:51:05.920 I thought it was good.

00:51:07.700 I thought it was racist.

00:51:08.660 Let's see what Laney did with it. 0.99

00:51:10.100 Let's check it out.

00:51:11.100 Laney Hobbomock production.

00:51:13.880 Let's check it out.

00:51:14.640 It was amazing. 1.00

00:51:21.320 I feel like a wolf and I want to fuck female coal real bad. 1.00

00:51:29.560 Did you guys see that? 1.00

00:51:31.900 And you need to analyze it. 0.55

00:51:33.100 I need to know more to determine if it's gay or not. 0.99

00:51:35.200 They enslave the boy. 1.00

00:51:43.340 These fucking niggers. 1.00

00:51:49.460 Those are the people I fear online. 1.00

00:51:51.140 Gay faggots and black people. 1.00

00:51:52.740 They're born to you. 1.00

00:51:54.740 They're born to you.

00:52:00.740 The trannies are trying to cancel Josie this week because she quote tweeted Putin, who 1.00

00:52:07.260 had like basically, I don't know, banned gay clothes or some shit like that. 0.98

00:52:12.340 Josie's on a vacation far away. 0.98

00:52:16.200 Come around and talk to you.

00:52:17.920 This is going to be weird.

00:52:19.520 Josie's going to love this. 0.99

00:52:20.960 She's going to die, dude.

00:52:22.140 You know I like my girls a little bit older. 0.87

00:52:27.000 Who names their kid Dayquil?

00:52:28.500 I mean, this is unbelievable.

00:52:33.300 I forgot. 1.00

00:52:35.700 I mean, with them big old hefty cross-eyed motherfuckers, I'd say five. 1.00

00:52:41.060 Okay. 1.00

00:52:41.640 That's James Lindsay's daughter.

00:52:43.360 Oh, no, don't.

00:52:44.460 Wait, this is James Lindsay's daughter.

00:52:46.720 Why would you do that to me?

00:52:52.140 It was actually the Olympic that sank instead of the Titanic.

00:52:58.700 They switched the two to get rid of the Olympic to commit insurance fraud because the Olympic...

00:53:03.220 Is there any funny buried in this story?

00:53:05.740 No.

00:53:06.620 No. 1.00

00:53:07.460 All right, then shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:53:12.400 No! 1.00

00:53:15.980 I think I run into McGro. 0.99

00:53:18.260 I told you this before, I think, but I had a triplex in Paris, California. 0.97

00:53:22.400 Ran into all black people. 1.00

00:53:23.800 And, uh... 0.99

00:53:24.980 Oh, niggas in Paris. 1.00

00:53:28.740 They went KK on it.

00:53:38.120 So I'm going to go KKK on it.

00:53:39.200 Top.

00:53:39.820 They went KK on it.

00:53:40.660 I should leave it.

00:53:42.260 Please, once your foster door.

00:53:46.580 Nicest video! 1.00

00:53:50.740 Fuck! 1.00

00:53:57.320 Oh! 1.00

00:53:58.160 Oh, no!

00:54:00.220 Look at that.

00:54:00.500 And barter.

00:54:01.980 Oh, this is the 9-11 video.

00:54:04.160 It's just juice, mom.

00:54:05.940 It's one of the funniest videos ever.

00:54:26.420 I'm talking about an advanced civilization.

00:54:29.440 Yeah, China.

00:54:30.380 China, Japan. 1.00

00:54:31.380 Fucking South Korea. 1.00

00:54:33.620 Let's get Germany to declare really mad. 1.00

00:54:37.500 You declare really mad?

00:54:39.360 No, I was going to say declare.

00:54:41.240 What the?

00:54:43.360 Before you know it.

00:54:45.540 I declare mad.

00:54:48.480 Has Congress even declared mad yet? 1.00

00:54:55.180 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:54:56.420 Oh, God damn it. 1.00

00:54:58.040 That was last week. 0.99

00:54:59.780 Yeah.

00:55:00.220 That was good.

00:55:01.840 I declare mad.

00:55:04.560 I didn't even realize.

00:55:06.660 I thought I had a pause in between.

00:55:09.360 I didn't pause at all.

00:55:10.480 I said declare really mad.

00:55:12.440 Yeah.

00:55:16.540 Lainey, you've outdone yourself.

00:55:17.960 It's only been a week since David was doxed to the point where they called CPS on his child.

00:55:24.220 Yeah.

00:55:24.520 It feels like it was a year ago. 0.88

00:55:25.620 We did fucking Elijah the day after. 0.95

00:55:29.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:29.320 You killed it. 0.99

00:55:30.520 Yeah.

00:55:30.840 You guys are starting a show now. 0.99

00:55:32.140 You guys didn't even fucking tell us. 0.98

00:55:35.220 Oh, have we not? 0.99

00:55:36.200 No, I don't think so.

00:55:37.080 That's why.

00:55:37.880 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:38.180 Well, fuck you. 1.00

00:55:38.900 Whoa. 1.00

00:55:39.260 Oh, jeez.

00:55:41.460 Whoa.

00:55:42.200 Whoa.

00:55:43.400 I didn't ask.

00:55:43.860 I mean, yeah.

00:55:46.060 We're doing, what's it called?

00:55:47.360 Dangerous retards. 1.00

00:55:48.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:48.820 Yeah.

00:55:49.460 Dangerous.

00:55:49.820 What was the other thing?

00:55:50.880 Real talk, real dudes.

00:55:52.500 That's what it's going to be.

00:55:53.360 Matt, that doesn't pretend like I wish I was uncircumcised.

00:55:56.200 I have friends that wish I was uncircumcised.

00:55:57.920 That's a weird thing to wish.

00:55:58.820 You know what I mean?

00:55:59.300 But also, I'm glad I'm circumcised. 1.00

00:56:02.820 F*** you. 1.00

00:56:03.580 I'm very happy. 1.00

00:56:04.580 Come on.

00:56:04.840 Why are you happy?

00:56:06.540 Number one, because of all the success that came with it.

00:56:09.400 Is this why you weren't arrested after J6?

00:56:12.860 Sir, sir, sir.

00:56:15.080 He's clear.

00:56:15.800 Let him go.

00:56:16.600 The crusty.

00:56:19.020 Unfortunately, I wasn't talking directly into the mic because that line was good, but whatever.

00:56:21.920 That was good. 1.00

00:56:23.080 The one you hear is the fucking Jew. 1.00

00:56:25.540 I'm glad he was the Jew. 1.00

00:56:26.160 That was me. 1.00

00:56:27.160 I was like, you fucking Jew. 1.00

00:56:28.460 For sure. 1.00

00:56:29.080 Yeah.

00:56:30.060 It's fun.

00:56:31.020 Being, like, doing Elijah's show, like, because we all did his show online, but, like, being 1.00

00:56:36.360 in person with him, he's a fucking retarded maniac. 1.00

00:56:39.360 That dude's mad fun. 1.00

00:56:40.600 It's my favorite thing in the world to do live comedy shows like that. 0.96

00:56:44.420 I fucking love it. 0.94

00:56:45.840 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:46.240 We had a fucking... 0.99

00:56:46.860 We need to do more of it. 0.99

00:56:48.360 Lauren was there.

00:56:49.320 Bro, bro.

00:56:50.980 We're not saying he's not a fed.

00:56:52.900 Yeah, he's a really cool fed.

00:56:54.380 I think we literally just said that he's a fed, so.

00:56:56.920 I mean, like, we're trying to be careful to not let him gather any black guy when we get 1.00

00:57:00.800 blackout drunk with him, but he's fun.

00:57:03.080 He's a lot of fun. 1.00

00:57:04.160 You faggot. 1.00

00:57:04.780 I said he was a fed right to his face. 1.00

00:57:06.960 You say it online.

00:57:08.200 I literally said, is this why you didn't get arrested after J6?

00:57:11.060 We literally said it, like, I think, on the first...

00:57:13.520 Joke, sort of.

00:57:14.580 Yeah.

00:57:14.780 On the first time we were on his show, I think we called him a fed. 0.99

00:57:18.740 Yeah, he's our fed.

00:57:19.980 That is why I... 0.72

00:57:20.560 He's our toad.

00:57:21.540 He's like...

00:57:21.760 Sure, sure, he's a fed, but he's our fed, and that makes it okay.

00:57:25.080 That's why I remain circumcised, because, you know, I blend in. 0.65

00:57:30.160 I'm one of the protected class.

00:57:31.900 Yeah, sure.

00:57:34.000 All right.

00:57:34.440 I want to see this five-ish thing.

00:57:37.260 Just let it sit.

00:57:38.460 Just let it sit.

00:57:39.240 Speaking of being circumcised.

00:57:41.700 Oh, look at that.

00:57:42.260 There you go.

00:57:42.660 That's a good transition.

00:57:43.540 That is a good transition.

00:57:44.140 That actually worked.

00:57:45.980 Oh, good for you, Joe.

00:57:49.940 Here's a song that might help you, and I'll need all your help out there, too.

00:57:54.560 Can you help me?

00:57:56.320 Okay, great.

00:57:57.480 Let's sing it together.

00:57:58.800 Here we go.

00:58:00.120 Shabbits is on its way. 0.95

00:58:01.840 I'm doing something every day.

00:58:03.760 A special something to prepare for Shabbos.

00:58:08.580 Shabbos is on its way.

00:58:10.460 I'll wear my suit and tie today.

00:58:12.360 Three special pseudos.

00:58:14.000 We will eat on Shabbos.

00:58:17.140 Shabbos is on its way.

00:58:19.020 I'm looking forward every day with something special just for Shabbos. 0.63

00:58:25.080 Look how miserable they are. 1.00

00:58:27.240 Dishgenic fucking freaks. 1.00

00:58:31.360 Local temples. 1.00

00:58:32.400 How can you be happy when you're eating unleavened crab and you can't turn a light on it?

00:58:38.000 Oh, my God.

00:58:40.020 Why is there a $5 bill?

00:58:41.660 I don't know.

00:58:42.400 All right.

00:58:45.160 You're not helping to keep the crab, dog.

00:58:47.780 They kept stealing the 20s.

00:58:49.580 It's because they'll follow it.

00:58:50.820 The nicest clothes for Shabbos.

00:58:52.800 Yeah.

00:58:53.120 The best foods are for Shabbos.

00:58:55.360 The finest of everything we planned. 1.00

00:58:57.880 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:59:00.280 No, the Shabbos, that's a black guy. 1.00

00:59:03.120 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:59:04.340 I can almost want to film us like wearing a fucking cash outfit in a Jewish fucking community and running around. 1.00

00:59:10.900 No, seriously. 1.00

00:59:12.120 If you put that on and you start singing a song about Shabbos, they would label you as a hate crime.

00:59:16.960 For real.

00:59:17.520 They would legitimately.

00:59:19.200 This is legit like a children's shell, right?

00:59:25.320 For Jews.

00:59:25.800 Yeah, no.

00:59:26.200 Okay.

00:59:26.400 So, yeah.

00:59:27.640 Okay.

00:59:28.180 I'm going to point this out to the audience.

00:59:30.020 Did we not talk about that? 1.00

00:59:31.500 Because these idiots said, because I brought this up. 1.00

00:59:34.400 I for sure brought up 5-ish before. 1.00

00:59:35.340 I don't think we did.

00:59:36.040 This is 5-ish.

00:59:37.860 And I'm pretty sure I brought this up because I've seen this.

00:59:42.120 I've seen the 5-ish.

00:59:42.980 I've looked into it.

00:59:44.300 It was a legit, like, an actual. 1.00

00:59:47.840 This fucking song slaps, though. 0.99

00:59:49.580 It's got, like, this Caribbean vibe, right? 1.00

00:59:52.400 Cole, you just talked for 30 seconds and didn't fucking say a thing. 0.97

00:59:55.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:56.320 That's what I was saying.

00:59:57.380 I was modeling.

00:59:57.860 Harrison over here.

01:00:01.580 I'm making chicken soup today. 0.99

01:00:03.780 I'm so enthralled by whatever the fuck this is. 0.99

01:00:08.780 Oh, my. 0.99

01:00:09.400 Look at this.

01:00:10.800 Look at these.

01:00:13.840 I mean, like, I don't know.

01:00:16.480 I know it's really racist, but, like, has anyone ever looked at, like, them and been like,

01:00:20.960 you know what?

01:00:21.340 Just racially, they're just genetically just killing it. 0.95

01:00:23.860 They're just killing it.

01:00:25.020 Oh, God. 1.00

01:00:26.080 Look at the fucking grin on his face. 1.00

01:00:27.840 He's got the kid's face right on his crotch. 1.00

01:00:30.700 Oh, man. 0.92

01:00:31.500 I think they look adorable.

01:00:33.060 Oh.

01:00:33.780 Maybe I'm being mean.

01:00:34.640 Yeah, I'm being mean.

01:00:35.040 I just know they are.

01:00:36.400 They are, but I just know what they grow in.

01:00:37.960 He's pretty good.

01:00:38.280 Jews.

01:00:38.640 Jews.

01:00:38.920 Jews. 1.00

01:00:39.200 Hates the Jews. 1.00

01:00:40.200 Jews just. 1.00

01:00:42.140 They are adorable, Clint, but I know what they turn into.

01:00:45.080 You know, it's like, you know the evolution for them.

01:00:47.680 See, what I see is a happy, loving family with an attentive father that's actually doing

01:00:52.500 interactive things with their kids, and therefore they end up succeeding, and then everybody

01:00:55.920 hates them.

01:00:56.800 No, dog. 0.99

01:00:57.180 They own porn industries.

01:00:58.720 They own vice industries.

01:01:00.020 That's why they succeed.

01:01:00.800 Is it legal for them to watch porn on Shabbos?

01:01:06.780 They would need a goi to turn their computer on for them.

01:01:09.820 Oh, that's true.

01:01:10.600 Do they have a porn goi?

01:01:11.820 Yo, could you come press play? 1.00

01:01:13.140 I need to fucking pull my pud. 0.99

01:01:14.700 Actually, you can't even crank my hog for me, though. 0.99

01:01:18.720 Yeah, but they might have to get someone to crank their hog for them, too. 0.89

01:01:21.300 So they'd just be like, I got my porn goi, and I got my hog cranking goi, and they're 0.90

01:01:26.360 just going to be. 0.93

01:01:28.240 They can't say it?

01:01:29.440 They can't say hog.

01:01:31.680 The year is 2037.

01:01:33.120 King Fuentes has made it legal.

01:01:34.880 That's a pretty good joke.

01:01:36.940 That was good.

01:01:37.840 It's not kosher.

01:01:38.880 That would have been the line.

01:01:40.380 It's not kosher.

01:01:40.840 We got super chats.

01:01:42.260 Soul Explorer Coaching says, the year is 2037.

01:01:45.080 King Fuentes has made it legal for every man in America to take in one concubine via a 0.98

01:01:49.860 dibs-based system.

01:01:50.780 Who do you claim is your concubine? 0.99

01:01:52.380 Cole.

01:01:53.140 Yeah, Cole.

01:01:54.440 Cole.

01:01:55.540 I'm your concubine.

01:01:56.740 Yeah, Cole.

01:01:57.840 I would dress Cole up like, you know, the princess in that Star Wars thing where, like, Jabba

01:02:02.640 Fett has her.

01:02:03.280 Princess Leia. 0.99

01:02:04.020 Oh, in a gold bikini when Jabba the Hot Desert is a sex slave. 0.98

01:02:08.020 Yeah. 0.74

01:02:08.200 I'd have him, like, Channing Tatum's in that, like, end of the world movie.

01:02:13.720 I want Cole. 0.92

01:02:14.900 That's my butt dog. 1.00

01:02:16.940 I want Cole, but I want him dressed up like from Mario Brothers. 0.91

01:02:20.820 So not this Toad, but I want Toad from Mario Brothers.

01:02:23.120 I want you to dress up like that.

01:02:24.200 But it's Cole as Toad.

01:02:25.700 Toad is going to be dressed up.

01:02:28.340 Oh, like Leia?

01:02:30.520 That's Natalie Portman. 0.99

01:02:31.720 What the fuck is happening? 1.00

01:02:32.300 That's Natalie Portman. 0.99

01:02:32.860 That's not Leia. 0.98

01:02:34.480 That's Padme.

01:02:35.880 That's Amidala.

01:02:38.080 Cole, this is how I want you dressed.

01:02:39.960 See, that's me and Cole right there.

01:02:43.480 That's Clinton. 0.97

01:02:44.460 That's Clinton for 22 years.

01:02:48.340 22 years I might look like that.

01:02:49.900 Who knows?

01:02:50.960 Dude, that, uh.

01:02:52.720 And the transition surgery for me went really well.

01:02:55.380 I look great.

01:02:56.780 Crushing it.

01:02:58.300 Still in the gym, dude.

01:02:59.500 I'm slim. 0.71

01:03:00.300 Ridiculous amount, by the way.

01:03:01.920 What do you think the creeps were like in that auction bidding on Carrie Fisher's bikini that she wore in that scene after she's dead?

01:03:10.160 Oh, yeah.

01:03:10.700 That's probably worth a lot.

01:03:12.060 You think you can still smell it?

01:03:13.440 You think you can still smell it?

01:03:14.520 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:03:14.880 So what the fuck is that thing? 0.99

01:03:17.400 What is Five-ish? 0.99

01:03:19.100 It was a show.

01:03:21.000 I'll tell you.

01:03:21.680 I watched a three-minute music video. 1.00

01:03:23.840 I have no fucking clue. 0.99

01:03:24.800 Right? 0.99

01:03:25.520 Like, you guys talked to us. 0.99

01:03:26.540 I'm like, I don't know what the fuck this is. 0.99

01:03:28.280 I'm telling you. 0.99

01:03:29.080 It's just a video.

01:03:29.740 We definitely talked about this before.

01:03:31.300 I talked about it with somebody on a podcast.

01:03:33.020 Sure.

01:03:33.460 Sure you did.

01:03:33.800 It was a legit, like, it was a legit TV show for Jews. 0.69

01:03:37.480 It came to me in a dream.

01:03:38.880 I actually projected this for sure.

01:03:40.480 Maybe it did.

01:03:41.080 It's a Jewish children's show.

01:03:42.260 It was a Jewish children's show.

01:03:43.840 Why would kids find that entertaining?

01:03:45.180 The character is an anthropomorphic $5 bill.

01:03:48.120 Yeah, it's a $5 bill.

01:03:49.720 Wait, so there's more episodes?

01:03:51.720 Oh, yeah.

01:03:52.580 Wait, is there anything other than musical numbers?

01:03:55.140 No.

01:03:55.520 Yes.

01:03:55.720 They do stuff like this.

01:03:59.280 So we're going to learn, like, little Jewish lessons?

01:04:01.860 Yes. 1.00

01:04:02.400 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:04:02.780 Oh, look at Terrence. 1.00

01:04:03.480 Oh, my God.

01:04:05.880 Look at that Terrence.

01:04:06.400 Put it louder.

01:04:07.080 Put it louder.

01:04:09.680 All right.

01:04:10.120 What?

01:04:11.040 Wait, wait.

01:04:11.440 Did he just say, my cousins, the shekels? 1.00

01:04:13.460 He did.

01:04:13.720 Yeah, right.

01:04:14.220 Do it again.

01:04:14.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:15.820 Not wait to go to Eretz Yisroel for Hanukkah and visit my cousins, the shekels. 1.00

01:04:20.720 All right.

01:04:21.380 Enjoy your flight.

01:04:22.580 It's aggressively Jewish. 0.98

01:04:24.400 Step through the detector, please.

01:04:25.540 Have your boarding pass and ticket available.

01:04:26.700 Oh, look. 1.00

01:04:28.000 Even the Jews make fun of fucking... 1.00

01:04:29.460 Amazing! 1.00

01:04:30.040 I think I just won a free ticket to Eretz Yisroel! 0.61

01:04:32.040 TSA.

01:04:32.480 Probably because I entered Ura's eight nights, 40 flights raffle.

01:04:35.400 Sir, did you pack your bags yourself?

01:04:39.440 Um, well, my, uh, my mother did help me.

01:04:41.360 Do you have any weapons on your...

01:04:42.680 It's kidding.

01:04:43.500 They take them to the back and they put their fingers. 1.00

01:04:44.720 They put their finger in his ass. 1.00

01:04:45.440 Person? 1.00

01:04:45.760 You mean all day blinkin'?

01:04:46.800 He just screams.

01:04:47.780 He's the only person I've got.

01:04:49.600 And since that night in the theater over there, let me tell you, he hasn't been carrying nothing.

01:04:53.040 Especially no weapons.

01:04:54.280 Uh, Mr. Five-ish, we're going to need you to step through the scanner again, please.

01:04:59.180 Okay, all right. 0.99

01:05:00.760 Dude, this show sucks. 1.00

01:05:02.600 Yeah, right? 1.00

01:05:02.940 Oh, it's terrible, but it's crazy. 0.98

01:05:05.060 Dude, everything for the Jew is, like, very bland. 1.00

01:05:08.500 Like, their food, their choice programming. 0.94

01:05:10.900 We've got a problem.

01:05:11.900 What do we do?

01:05:12.300 What do we do?

01:05:12.940 He's got a bomb!

01:05:13.740 Well, first off, you'll drop me through the walkie-talkie when I'm standing right next to you.

01:05:16.040 Right.

01:05:16.580 Sorry, I'm...

01:05:17.500 Sorry, sir.

01:05:18.020 Um, you should see this.

01:05:19.940 Can you step off to the side, please, Mr. Five-ish? 0.96

01:05:21.400 This is a big metal dildo. 0.99

01:05:22.560 Yeah, I was going to say, it's a dildo. 0.99

01:05:24.480 Dude, I think you could see the bulge. 0.99

01:05:26.740 This is a dynar. 0.73

01:05:27.720 Oh, my God, it is a bomb.

01:05:28.680 Red, security.

01:05:29.640 Minora 7, a code red request.

01:05:31.840 Minora 7, a code red request.

01:05:33.500 I don't know if this is actually from Five-ish.

01:05:36.080 This might be...

01:05:37.400 Yeah, it seems like somebody...

01:05:39.560 I think it is.

01:05:41.020 This is on the, um...

01:05:41.960 Do you guys have to always call me when I get busy?

01:05:44.500 What's going on here, anyway?

01:05:45.860 You choose this one's a code red.

01:05:47.680 Why, I'm not red, I'm green.

01:05:48.600 I'm green, I'm not red at all. 0.99

01:05:49.780 What the fuck? 0.99

01:05:50.880 Like, what is up with him? 1.00

01:05:52.560 Explosives.

01:05:53.620 Why, yes, of course I do!

01:05:55.280 Explosives!

01:05:56.280 Explosives! 1.00

01:05:57.260 Fuck. 1.00

01:05:58.520 Sir, this is not a joke. 1.00

01:06:01.160 Oh, you don't like my jokes?

01:06:02.360 I actually thought the comics were funny.

01:06:04.280 Look, just keep quiet.

01:06:05.860 We're going to have to examine him more thoroughly, okay? 0.99

01:06:07.980 The audio weird as fuck. 0.98

01:06:10.320 Yeah, it's just terrible. 0.99

01:06:11.880 These guys run Hollywood and came to their own right? 1.00

01:06:14.480 What the fuck kind of Jews are these? 1.00

01:06:16.100 FB, IM, 693, DOD, 231, WE, 96B, WST. 1.00

01:06:20.720 Enough, enough.

01:06:21.820 We all know that there's only one Vibish, right?

01:06:25.500 Okay, Vibish.

01:06:26.500 It's time that we inspect what you're carrying with you. 1.00

01:06:29.600 Pause it real quick, because I'm done with this shit. 0.99

01:06:32.200 What is it? 0.99

01:06:32.760 What happens?

01:06:33.480 What's about to happen here?

01:06:34.240 Hold on, because I want to say...

01:06:35.760 No, I'm invested now.

01:06:37.340 And not in the Jewish way. 0.67

01:06:38.820 I just want to say, the best part about this is that the name of it is...

01:06:41.880 277,000 views.

01:06:42.840 It's such a...

01:06:43.980 It's a great Jewish name, because it's five-ish. 0.87

01:06:47.060 They're like...

01:06:47.440 It's like...

01:06:48.160 It's like...

01:06:48.400 It's like...

01:06:48.660 They're literally...

01:06:49.720 Well, yeah, because they're literally...

01:06:51.260 They're shaving...

01:06:53.740 You know how they used to have shaving the gold or whatever?

01:06:56.240 Like, they're literally...

01:06:56.820 It's like five-ish.

01:06:58.200 Yeah.

01:06:58.420 It's six million-ish.

01:06:59.660 It's not actually five dollars.

01:07:01.580 I bet you a quarter million of those 277,000 views is just racist podcasters.

01:07:06.700 Yes. 0.83

01:07:09.460 That are, like, bummed by us, but it's, like, actually kind of lame.

01:07:12.720 Not really great to break down at all.

01:07:14.200 How does it end?

01:07:14.920 How does it end?

01:07:15.560 I need to know.

01:07:16.220 How does this end?

01:07:17.220 Oh, God.

01:07:17.680 Do we really need to know?

01:07:18.440 I really don't want to watch the rest of it.

01:07:20.000 Just skip to the end.

01:07:20.640 Look at the spike at the end.

01:07:22.000 Win tickets to Israel.

01:07:24.540 Oh, my God. 0.99

01:07:25.580 No fucking way. 0.99

01:07:26.820 All right. 1.00

01:07:27.040 Now we got to watch it.

01:07:29.180 Win tickets to Israel.

01:07:30.820 30.50.

01:07:31.260 Oh, it's for my Hanukkah latkes. 0.88

01:07:33.700 He had potatoes.

01:07:34.560 Seriously?

01:07:35.280 Oh, those?

01:07:35.760 Those are just in case the Hanukkah latkes don't work. 1.00

01:07:38.940 What's my dreidel?

01:07:40.360 I love my dreidel.

01:07:41.720 Oi, Gavalo.

01:07:42.340 You're gonna miss your flight.

01:07:43.580 And don't forget to send me a postcard, okay?

01:07:45.260 Bye.

01:07:45.980 Bye.

01:07:46.920 Bye.

01:07:47.240 Bye.

01:07:47.760 So he has a bomb.

01:07:48.940 They let him throw.

01:07:50.060 Yeah.

01:07:50.400 Just like the TSA.

01:07:51.680 Time to win 40 flights in just eight nights.

01:07:54.220 Only in Ura's auction.

01:07:55.900 This is a great way to fly for free without losing your shirt.

01:07:58.960 And now he's about to do 9-11.

01:08:00.440 Oh, you forgot your boarding pass.

01:08:02.080 You're telling me these people control Hollywood?

01:08:04.680 Yeah.

01:08:04.980 This is to Israel.

01:08:06.220 Win 40 tickets to Israel?

01:08:07.680 It was 9-11-ish.

01:08:09.480 How do these people dominate the entertainment industry? 1.00

01:08:13.040 I don't know.

01:08:13.280 Because they put this stuff out to be like, look, we're not so...

01:08:16.380 I'll tell you how.

01:08:17.460 I'll tell you how they do it, Clint.

01:08:18.740 Because Andrew Tate is famous.

01:08:21.180 That's how they do it. 1.00

01:08:21.760 People are retarded. 1.00

01:08:22.620 They want this shit. 1.00

01:08:24.720 The shit that they make, they want it. 1.00

01:08:26.680 I enjoy it because I think it's retarded. 1.00

01:08:28.440 But you guys enjoy it legitimately.

01:08:29.980 Whatever.

01:08:30.280 Let's move to the next one.

01:08:30.660 Finboy Slick says, miss you, Clintina.

01:08:32.560 The videos just aren't the same without you.

01:08:34.780 And for the rest of you wondering what this is about, ask nicely and I'll show you.

01:08:38.100 Oh, man.

01:08:38.800 You guys got to see these.

01:08:39.840 This will freak you the fuck out. 0.99

01:08:41.600 This dude does incredible fucking AI edits with my face on chicks. 1.00

01:08:44.620 Clintina? 1.00

01:08:45.460 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:08:46.280 On chicks? 1.00

01:08:47.120 Emerald Disciple BCC says, I'm not sure what this had to do with 9-11, but that toad guy made it worth it.

01:08:52.260 See?

01:08:52.740 This person is really about toad.

01:08:54.360 It has everything to do with 9-11, yeah.

01:08:56.500 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:57.440 What the fuck? 1.00

01:08:58.320 You're saying this guy from Tatea? 1.00

01:08:59.300 Finboy Slick does AI video, like face swaps of me onto, like, chicks. 1.00

01:09:03.820 It's fucking, it's wild. 1.00

01:09:05.660 Like hot chicks? 1.00

01:09:06.640 Yeah, yeah, usually.

01:09:09.140 It's like, are you attracted to your hot chicks?

01:09:13.140 Myself?

01:09:13.720 No. 1.00

01:09:14.060 Me as a woman sucks. 1.00

01:09:15.520 Well, I guess because the beard fucks it up. 1.00

01:09:17.980 You can't.

01:09:18.440 What's his name?

01:09:19.020 Finboy?

01:09:19.440 Finboy? 1.00

01:09:20.300 Does Clintina have, like, a nice dick? 1.00

01:09:23.180 It's gay. 1.00

01:09:23.780 I have, I have, no, I don't have a dick. 1.00

01:09:26.220 I have big old titties, usually. 1.00

01:09:28.200 Wow. 1.00

01:09:28.780 That doesn't mean you don't have a dick. 1.00

01:09:29.760 You can have titties and a dick. 1.00

01:09:30.780 Yeah, let's say, like, those two aren't mutually exclusive now. 1.00

01:09:33.300 Yeah, that's, that's what I like.

01:09:34.580 I guess that's, that's fair.

01:09:35.660 I'm a bit archaic.

01:09:37.820 Five-ish was a local production.

01:09:39.160 Synagogue of Satan runs Hollywood, not ortho-rotha-chads. 0.99

01:09:43.040 I don't know what that means.

01:09:44.020 Ortho-trad-chads.

01:09:44.840 Ortho-trad-chads.

01:09:46.020 I don't know, but, you know.

01:09:47.140 He's trying to make it sound like these guys are cool.

01:09:49.720 We just watched them.

01:09:50.720 They are not cool.

01:09:51.940 Yeah, they can get away with it. 0.98

01:09:53.040 They can make shitty quality programming because they have blackmail. 0.98

01:09:57.300 Pedophile blackmail. 0.98

01:09:57.740 I think I fell in love with Toad.

01:09:58.560 That's how they do it. 0.99

01:09:59.420 Honestly, it's funny because, like, the best Toad could ever hope for is just some fucking 0.99

01:10:03.560 anime bitch that's, like, trolling him and it's actually a dude. 0.99

01:10:06.260 So, you guys should get married. 0.99

01:10:08.420 Is that a dude?

01:10:09.380 I hope not.

01:10:10.360 Oh, yeah.

01:10:10.700 What's this about?

01:10:12.760 I read this entire article.

01:10:14.200 It wasn't even remotely funny.

01:10:16.200 No, no, no.

01:10:16.580 It's not funny.

01:10:17.380 Take it down immediately.

01:10:18.400 It's not funny.

01:10:18.660 It's not about it being funny, Clint.

01:10:20.080 There is funny.

01:10:21.020 Here's the thing.

01:10:22.520 By the way, that looks just like peri-abacy, by the way.

01:10:25.400 It does.

01:10:25.820 It looks just like much of a joke.

01:10:26.560 You read this whole article looking for funny just because you're like, must read, and you're

01:10:31.280 like, oh, this is going to be great.

01:10:32.800 Let's find the angle here. 0.98

01:10:33.940 You're like, what the fuck am I reading? 0.90

01:10:36.120 It wasn't funny at all. 0.98

01:10:37.300 It was being really nice.

01:10:38.300 That's how funny about it or maybe just ironic, I guess.

01:10:40.640 This really rehabbed my view of Jews.

01:10:44.120 Yomaka class rabbis.

01:10:46.180 I'm going to tell you why it's funny, and you guys clearly, I don't know how you missed 0.99

01:10:49.160 this shit. 0.98

01:10:49.560 No, I can tell you how it's funny. 1.00

01:10:50.540 They helped save homes in LA fires.

01:10:52.600 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:52.900 And then they have pictures of them doing this shit, and they're saying, like, the things 0.99

01:10:56.580 that they're saying. 0.99

01:10:57.360 Look, look, look at this guy.

01:10:58.780 He's got a garden.

01:10:59.600 This is comedy.

01:11:00.380 Yeah, they're not doing anything.

01:11:01.820 He's got a garden hose, and the other guy-

01:11:04.400 I'm helping.

01:11:05.960 The other guy's on the phone.

01:11:07.480 The other guy's on the phone.

01:11:08.680 He's calling his lawyer. 1.00

01:11:10.160 He's wearing a fucking mask. 1.00

01:11:11.480 He's still wearing his yomaka. 1.00

01:11:12.300 There's nothing on fire.

01:11:13.840 There's nothing on fire.

01:11:14.900 It looks like it's on that setting, too, where it sprays way too much out, so it's not even

01:11:19.320 really directed.

01:11:20.040 It's just like a mist.

01:11:21.540 Yeah, literally, it's on the mist setting where it just goes-

01:11:23.360 It says that they help save homes after the fact.

01:11:25.720 Now, here we go.

01:11:26.380 We said, let's go check on the people's homes.

01:11:29.320 I just pretended like I was delivering matzah.

01:11:31.760 I make my route and go door to door for Passover, and then he says, I was holding my breath,

01:11:37.020 wondering if the homes were going to be standing.

01:11:39.300 Look.

01:11:40.300 Okay?

01:11:41.300 Oh, my God.

01:11:42.180 How is this not funny to you?

01:11:43.420 I'm helping.

01:11:44.240 I think it was funny.

01:11:45.840 Dude.

01:11:46.540 It's not good.

01:11:47.700 My only thought, though, saved it.

01:11:50.760 I just thought it was wild that you have Jews that are sifting through potentially the 1.00

01:11:56.860 remnants of burned people.

01:11:58.860 That is 100%.

01:11:59.920 Can you imagine if these guys are about to collect on the insurance, and this is just

01:12:03.860 all of them?

01:12:05.620 This is the insurance, all the guys that they- These are the insurance guys that also declined,

01:12:11.200 that turned down the coverage for the fire.

01:12:13.560 Now, there's some insurance person having to investigate this.

01:12:17.300 It seems it's legit.

01:12:18.080 Oh, you know what they're actually trying to do?

01:12:19.120 They're just seeing these guys doing absolutely nothing.

01:12:21.320 They're actually scouting out the land now to try to buy it all off.

01:12:24.180 Oh, 100% they're going to- No, there's a point where they say that they were looking,

01:12:28.840 they were looking, and they claim to have put out, they're like, we put out some fire-ishes.

01:12:34.460 They're like, fire-ish.

01:12:35.180 More like-

01:12:35.740 Fire-ish.

01:12:36.640 It was-

01:12:37.240 It was-

01:12:38.240 I mean, one could say.

01:12:40.880 I can't find-

01:12:41.180 Do you think they were looking? 0.98

01:12:42.240 Do you think they were trying to look through the rubble for money or coins or some shit? 0.88

01:12:47.000 It's just like, hey, what are you doing? 0.95

01:12:49.480 They were looting.

01:12:50.360 They were looting, but like the smart way.

01:12:51.840 They had like-

01:12:52.260 He had a fire hose, and he's just looting.

01:12:54.280 They're like, I'm not looting.

01:12:55.600 I'm delivering matzah.

01:12:57.640 He's like spraying.

01:12:58.660 He's like trying to spray the rubble around to see if he sees like, oh, a necklace.

01:13:03.240 Do you know what it reminded-

01:13:04.380 This reminded me of like the-

01:13:06.000 Like they- 0.76

01:13:06.680 They-

01:13:07.220 All the pile of shoes.

01:13:08.640 They turned us into soap.

01:13:10.060 The lampshades.

01:13:11.360 Oh, we put out the fires.

01:13:12.560 It's the same type of lie.

01:13:13.780 That's why I was like-

01:13:14.780 You went out the fire. 0.99

01:13:15.500 You didn't do shit. 1.00

01:13:16.560 It's crazy. 1.00

01:13:17.460 You came after and probably looted it.

01:13:19.120 Do you think during the Holocaust, you know, assuming that it happened, which it probably 0.92

01:13:21.940 didn't, but do you think if it did happen, do you think the Jews were like looting like- 0.98

01:13:27.780 Are we still sponsored by them?

01:13:34.000 I am on my show.

01:13:35.180 No, we're not.

01:13:36.100 Okay.

01:13:36.960 We're the Jews in the Holocaust like- 1.00

01:13:39.380 They don't sponsor us anymore because every week we give them a free ad.

01:13:42.720 Stop.

01:13:43.080 Were they looting-

01:13:45.080 Dude, this is-

01:13:47.080 Were they like looting their fallen brethren is what I'm saying.

01:13:50.140 Like were they sifting through the ashes and their fallen brethren-

01:13:52.320 Luis Jose at checkout for 10% off your order.

01:13:55.440 Go ahead.

01:13:55.700 During the Holocaust, like looking for, you know, a shekel or two off of their- 0.72

01:13:59.520 What?

01:14:02.260 Fallen comrades there.

01:14:03.440 Just rampant antisemitism and it's just kind of just getting played out and boring, you

01:14:07.620 know?

01:14:07.680 I'm so-

01:14:08.680 I'm so-

01:14:09.680 I'm like legitimately asking that question.

01:14:11.680 Do you think that the Jews during the Holocaust dug through the ashes of their fallen brethren

01:14:16.740 to find a few shekels?

01:14:18.360 That's really the joke that you're going with?

01:14:20.540 I'm asking the question.

01:14:21.600 Oh, now he's top.

01:14:23.240 All right.

01:14:23.420 He's trying to be top.

01:14:24.140 I'm just asking questions here.

01:14:25.840 I'm just asking questions.

01:14:27.480 I actually legitimately want to know.

01:14:30.160 If I don't ask this question, who will?

01:14:32.160 These are the thoughts that I have.

01:14:33.460 I mean, his premise is that the Holocaust didn't happen.

01:14:36.520 Then he goes, I actually want to know if they, during the Holocaust-

01:14:40.300 If they picked through the corpses of their loved ones for shekels. 1.00

01:14:42.480 Do you think that?

01:14:43.280 Do you think?

01:14:44.060 Like, whoa. 1.00

01:14:44.940 What the fuck? 0.99

01:14:46.000 In the thing that didn't happen, do you think this happened? 1.00

01:14:51.500 You have problems. 0.99

01:14:52.300 What the fuck's wrong with you, Toad? 1.00

01:14:53.960 A lot. 1.00

01:14:56.180 I'm built fucked up, man. 1.00

01:14:57.680 You know this. 0.99

01:14:58.260 What did you guys think about my tweet at Scott Adams this week?

01:15:03.180 Was that like a-

01:15:03.940 I just felt like it was kind of boring.

01:15:06.180 Did you get blocked? 1.00

01:15:07.700 Barely made my dick jump. 0.99

01:15:09.820 One, what was the tweet? 0.99

01:15:10.400 It was like cool.

01:15:11.420 Two, who was Scott Adams?

01:15:13.640 Scott Adams.

01:15:14.320 I don't know.

01:15:14.940 He's just one more notch on Top's belt.

01:15:17.600 That's all it is.

01:15:18.540 It was cool.

01:15:19.540 It was like, oh, cool.

01:15:21.320 Top has interacted with Scott Adams now.

01:15:23.180 Cool.

01:15:23.560 All right.

01:15:23.960 That was that one.

01:15:24.580 Still, number two has not been answered.

01:15:26.380 And also, number one has not been answered either.

01:15:28.840 He, Dilbert comic.

01:15:30.380 There you go.

01:15:31.380 Yeah, he writes it.

01:15:32.140 That's the creator of Dilbert.

01:15:33.520 He made himself into kind of a political commentator in the first Trump-

01:15:38.780 He wrote a book about why.

01:15:40.140 Back in 2016.

01:15:40.720 You know him because a year and a half or two years ago, he said, 0.98

01:15:44.080 white people need to get away from the blacks. 1.00

01:15:45.520 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:15:46.360 That was it.

01:15:47.200 We had a lot of fun with that.

01:15:48.460 We had a lot of fun with that. 0.99

01:15:49.260 We clowned up with this motherfucker on that one, yeah. 1.00

01:15:51.600 He can't stay away from the black people. 1.00

01:15:53.500 That was him. 0.98

01:15:53.980 Yeah, it became a meme.

01:15:55.460 Yeah, he was right about that.

01:15:56.740 His best contribution.

01:15:57.260 Right about that.

01:15:58.400 Wrong about the vaccine.

01:16:00.260 And then, so basically, I don't know.

01:16:02.060 It was something about a cancer treatment.

01:16:03.460 He was like, there's no science behind it.

01:16:05.200 And I was just like-

01:16:06.180 Oh, with the-

01:16:07.620 Not Mel Brooks.

01:16:08.720 Yeah, Mel Gibson.

01:16:09.560 It was Mel Gibson saying ivermectin, yeah.

01:16:12.680 Ivermectin and fimbendazole.

01:16:14.200 And I was just-

01:16:15.060 Can you imagine Mel Brooks giving advice on how to cure cancer?

01:16:18.500 Pretty sure Mel Brooks is dead of cancer.

01:16:20.440 He's not.

01:16:22.180 Oh, well, good for him. 0.90

01:16:23.340 Keep on kicking, baby.

01:16:24.520 Yeah, I don't know. 0.86

01:16:25.140 Make another- 0.97

01:16:26.380 Imagine him also hating Jews, too. 0.97

01:16:28.220 That'd be really funny. 0.64

01:16:29.080 I said something like-

01:16:31.080 I said, we shouldn't value the opinion-

01:16:33.080 We shouldn't value the opinion of the vaccinated as heavy as we do the opinion-

01:16:38.100 Yeah, we shouldn't regard the advice of the vaccinated with the same weight we regard pure bloods.

01:16:43.300 And I know that this is going to be- 1.00

01:16:45.080 Yeah, and he like lost his shit. 0.99

01:16:47.940 He was not happy about it. 1.00

01:16:49.420 Yeah, what did I respond?

01:16:51.540 I can't remember what I said.

01:16:53.360 Yeah, I said, should the people that supported the Iraq war be listened to regarding Russia or Iran?

01:16:57.580 Same principle here.

01:16:58.360 Track records matter.

01:16:59.420 I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

01:17:00.780 It doesn't matter.

01:17:00.900 He's vaccinated.

01:17:01.720 And then I'm right below Clint with the same problem.

01:17:04.380 You're one of them.

01:17:08.620 You're one of them.

01:17:09.680 Also, y'all didn't even beat him in the-

01:17:11.380 I met the Jews.

01:17:12.140 Y'all didn't even ratio him, so you're lost.

01:17:14.480 You're lost. 1.00

01:17:15.260 Yeah, you fucking loser. 1.00

01:17:16.700 Yeah, you're fucking lost. 1.00

01:17:18.000 That's why you should have got vaccinated, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:17:20.280 You dumb idiot. 1.00

01:17:21.240 Yeah, I know. 1.00

01:17:21.680 I guess he won.

01:17:22.980 I don't know.

01:17:23.460 He won.

01:17:24.000 He got more likes.

01:17:24.620 He won.

01:17:25.480 That's how it works.

01:17:26.400 Then isn't that more of a reflection on society?

01:17:27.560 You were wrong about the COVID narrative.

01:17:30.360 Yeah.

01:17:31.020 Isn't that a reflection on society?

01:17:32.140 You know what's funny?

01:17:33.060 Says the vaxxed guy. 1.00

01:17:34.500 Fuck you. 1.00

01:17:36.720 I forgot. 1.00

01:17:37.880 I forgot he's vaxxed. 1.00

01:17:39.700 Yeah, don't listen to me about shit. 1.00

01:17:42.100 I don't know shit about fuck. 1.00

01:17:45.180 All right, well, I'm glad I didn't ratio him because I didn't get blocked, so that's good. 1.00

01:17:48.880 I just wanted to check.

01:17:49.900 Wait, would it really matter? 0.99

01:17:51.280 Who gives a fuck? 0.99

01:17:52.460 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't get those crazy takes anymore. 0.99

01:17:59.840 I don't know.

01:18:00.620 Yeah, I mean, he doesn't do much for me, but I still would rather not be blocked.

01:18:05.200 Yeah.

01:18:05.840 He's like, I got a career to protect. 0.99

01:18:07.700 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

01:18:08.760 I don't know. 0.99

01:18:09.320 Whatever.

01:18:10.040 That was a weird one because I didn't think he would even see it, but I just wanted to

01:18:13.200 be salacious like I always do.

01:18:14.660 And I was like, yeah, there he goes.

01:18:15.380 He saw it. 1.00

01:18:16.580 Fuck him. 1.00

01:18:16.920 I think that the logic is sound. 1.00

01:18:18.760 Like, track records matter.

01:18:20.520 Yeah.

01:18:20.820 Yeah.

01:18:21.160 I agree.

01:18:21.440 Well, it's a good question.

01:18:22.260 It's a question to ask everybody. 0.99

01:18:23.680 Why the fuck are we still listening to people who got shit wrong? 0.99

01:18:26.620 Like, badly. 1.00

01:18:27.640 I'm not.

01:18:28.720 I think that you did.

01:18:29.940 Like that Melee Over the Skies guy.

01:18:31.380 It's still in, it's still in the air.

01:18:38.240 It's happening right now.

01:18:38.860 It's in play.

01:18:39.480 It's still in the air.

01:18:40.520 It's still.

01:18:41.180 Look, I'm going to give him, I'm going to give him 50% credit.

01:18:46.180 Yeah, you get 50% credit.

01:18:47.720 Yeah.

01:18:48.260 Yeah.

01:18:48.440 Because to predict all, like, there was a real UFO furor, fury, but just not Melee.

01:18:54.660 By the way, what happened with it?

01:18:56.680 It's still happening.

01:18:57.720 It's still happening.

01:18:58.360 According to Tucker Carlson.

01:18:59.280 There's still Melee-ing, dog.

01:19:00.320 According to Tucker Carlson, the U.S. military.

01:19:03.920 I saw drones. 0.98

01:19:04.840 I'm not fucking just Melee-ing. 0.91

01:19:06.060 Hey, listen, guys. 0.97

01:19:07.260 We are five days away from a new administration. 0.99

01:19:10.060 We don't know what the fuck's going to happen. 0.98

01:19:11.600 We've already had, like, kind of. 0.93

01:19:12.440 They might be Melee-ing. 1.00

01:19:13.100 And I'm like a motherfucker. 0.99

01:19:15.440 Might be a little bit straight. 1.00

01:19:17.500 Sort of goes both ways.

01:19:22.740 Yeah, Tucker Carlson says that there was a, like, a command and control center satellite

01:19:29.600 that was controlling the drones for China, and it was shot down by the U.S. military.

01:19:35.040 So that's why the drones are no longer a fan.

01:19:36.300 What if the Melee was, like, a metaphorical struggle for power, and they just mean, like,

01:19:41.160 how we're transitioning from one president to the other?

01:19:43.400 Well, maybe the satellite being shot down was the Melee.

01:19:45.900 Why are they still seeing drones in the sky, then?

01:19:49.040 Why are they still?

01:19:50.220 I still see them. 0.99

01:19:51.140 I don't know that they are, and you don't see shit. 0.99

01:19:52.920 You don't know what you're talking about. 0.99

01:19:54.060 You don't see UFOs.

01:19:54.980 You don't see UFOs.

01:19:55.920 No, you don't.

01:19:56.360 You're not even in New Jersey, dog.

01:19:58.060 Are you from New Jersey, Clint?

01:20:00.280 They're all over the Northeast, dude.

01:20:03.080 What?

01:20:03.740 They're all over the Northeast.

01:20:05.560 All right.

01:20:05.960 Yeah, I'm still seeing videos here and there.

01:20:08.100 So are you claiming that you've seen drones?

01:20:10.800 Yeah.

01:20:11.980 In Boston?

01:20:13.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:14.780 And you haven't taken a fucking video? 1.00

01:20:17.720 Ah. 1.00

01:20:18.520 Oh, damn it. 1.00

01:20:20.120 Ah, you caught me. 1.00

01:20:21.660 That's literally what he did there.

01:20:24.020 He literally did a, ah, you got me. 1.00

01:20:25.620 No, I've seen them, but I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

01:20:28.080 He's like, ah, I'm a pathological liar. 1.00

01:20:30.160 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:30.540 I'm not. 1.00

01:20:31.860 If you saw a fucking UFO or, you know, mystery drone, there's no way you wouldn't video it. 0.99

01:20:37.260 You would have been like, I'm going to get so many fucking likes on Twitter with this. 0.99

01:20:40.480 What do you mean? 0.98

01:20:40.920 Like, why would you do that?

01:20:42.120 If I saw a drone, like I saw a drone a while back and it wasn't like, I want to video it.

01:20:47.060 Here's the drone.

01:20:47.560 Well, yeah, if you see an obvious drone, his implication is that he's seeing something mysterious.

01:20:52.160 Is that not the implication?

01:20:53.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:54.360 I don't know what the fuck they are. 0.99

01:20:55.720 Then why are you saying drones? 0.99

01:20:57.160 Yeah, I don't know. 0.99

01:20:57.620 They're fucking drones in the sky. 0.98

01:20:58.600 Yeah, but they're like, they're probably like six feet long. 0.99

01:21:02.860 The world is so crazy, though, that nobody cares.

01:21:05.360 This is what I'm saying.

01:21:05.780 Laurie Myers.

01:21:06.220 There's Dawn.

01:21:07.000 Stop it, Laurie.

01:21:07.880 Who are these people?

01:21:08.960 Team Toad.

01:21:11.100 I love, just people just.

01:21:12.940 Believe all Toads.

01:21:14.500 No, I've probably seen like, I would say five or six drones.

01:21:17.760 You've seen five or six?

01:21:19.200 Yeah, since the thing started, yeah.

01:21:20.400 Well, I mean, I've seen lots of drones. 1.00

01:21:21.920 Are you talking about fucking. 1.00

01:21:22.720 You're just a fucking liar. 1.00

01:21:24.040 Concerning anomalous things? 1.00

01:21:25.680 Are you talking about fucking little tiny drones that don't do shit? 0.99

01:21:28.660 I don't know if I should be concerned or not. 1.00

01:21:30.060 No, they're big fucking drones. 0.99

01:21:32.160 This is so crazy. 1.00

01:21:32.960 He's like, I've seen five or six of them.

01:21:35.380 It's enough to where it's like, that's calm.

01:21:36.960 If I saw five or six something, I'd be like, this is common enough for me to like.

01:21:40.760 Are they hovering at your window at night, Toad? 0.99

01:21:43.100 My house is fucking haunted. 1.00

01:21:44.640 What do you want? 1.00

01:21:46.000 That is not pertinent to this conversation.

01:21:48.720 Are they hovering at your window at night?

01:21:51.140 No.

01:21:51.840 I understand UFOs are hard to photograph.

01:21:53.820 This is the drone.

01:21:54.680 He's saying he saw them in the sky.

01:21:56.760 He just, they were out there.

01:21:57.900 And he just, five, no, no, no.

01:21:59.980 Not just, not just once.

01:22:01.080 Five or six times.

01:22:02.000 Five or six times. 0.99

01:22:02.180 Never once did it cross your mind to fucking video these anomalous things? 0.99

01:22:07.280 Oh, this is. 0.99

01:22:08.500 This is me.

01:22:09.020 Yo, you need the music.

01:22:10.240 This is Clintino.

01:22:11.820 Dude, that does look like Clint.

01:22:13.640 Yeah.

01:22:14.880 That's wild.

01:22:15.280 No, because there's no bulge.

01:22:16.380 The bulge needs to be way bigger.

01:22:17.640 There's a little bit of a bulge.

01:22:18.840 It needs to be way bigger. 1.00

01:22:19.120 Dude, if you were my little fuck pig, that's what you'd look like. 1.00

01:22:22.720 It's very nice. 1.00

01:22:24.600 Holy shit. 0.99

01:22:25.360 Dude, how high quality is that, though? 1.00

01:22:28.160 You would be pretty high quality for a transvestite. 1.00

01:22:30.900 I didn't think that was a guy, to be honest. 0.52

01:22:32.080 Oh.

01:22:34.080 I hate that.

01:22:36.840 I hate this.

01:22:38.280 Wow.

01:22:38.460 Those are some hangers.

01:22:40.560 Those are heavies. 0.95

01:22:42.000 Cortina heavies. 0.86

01:22:44.840 If we go back to the other one.

01:22:46.700 You're also about to vomit at the same time. 1.00

01:22:50.760 Man, I look fucked up. 1.00

01:22:52.960 I hate this. 0.99

01:22:55.360 Can you do a breastfeeding one of this? 0.99

01:23:05.540 Yo, Josie should use. 1.00

01:23:06.940 I am the hardest fan.

01:23:10.260 Someone just trying to make that.

01:23:12.480 Yeah.

01:23:12.940 Finboy Slick. 1.00

01:23:13.700 He's a fucking G. 1.00

01:23:15.280 Josie should do the video where she's playing with her shirt, and then it just pans to that. 1.00

01:23:19.520 If you go back to the first one, Clint, would you give up what you have now to have hair

01:23:26.640 like that?

01:23:28.040 No.

01:23:29.360 That was pretty sick hair.

01:23:31.200 You have hair like I have.

01:23:33.520 That's literally...

01:23:34.520 Dude, that's pretty dope.

01:23:37.180 Can you imagine Clint with that hair?

01:23:39.920 My God.

01:23:40.740 Clint with that hair.

01:23:41.160 I had hair like that.

01:23:42.580 It's not all that's cracked up to me.

01:23:43.820 Is that literally what your hair looked like?

01:23:45.560 Is that what kind of...

01:23:46.460 You had like a little dewy...

01:23:48.180 No, it was thinner.

01:23:50.000 Oh, okay.

01:23:50.880 Clint, you'd be dominating right now if you had hair like that.

01:23:53.220 It's slaying.

01:23:54.160 For sure. 1.00

01:23:55.280 Clint, I could get fucking hair plugs if I want to. 0.99

01:23:58.680 Whatever. 0.99

01:23:59.620 Dude, what the fuck happened to Clint, you know, between that video and the other video? 0.98

01:24:03.400 How big do you have to go before you get hair plugs? 0.98

01:24:05.620 Like, what level of fame?

01:24:07.140 Like, what political...

01:24:08.540 What figure?

01:24:09.340 I feel like at 45, I have to take the Dave Rubin route and just, like, get hair plugs and

01:24:15.200 get tons of plastic surgery. 1.00

01:24:16.360 Just fuck dudes and buy babies. 1.00

01:24:19.460 I mean... 1.00

01:24:20.060 Sex, traffic, a child. 0.94

01:24:21.320 I feel like that part's optional, but, you know. 0.57

01:24:25.080 Wait, wait.

01:24:25.620 If I really want to go big, yeah.

01:24:27.100 Wait, was he going bald or was he bald and then he just got...

01:24:30.180 I have no idea if he's got hair plugs.

01:24:31.620 I just know he's got dudes and got facial work done.

01:24:34.100 I think he just has decent hair.

01:24:35.120 He just wanted to fill it out.

01:24:36.460 It was thin.

01:24:37.600 Please sign us.

01:24:38.400 Please sign us Rumble.

01:24:41.120 Yes, sign us.

01:24:42.380 Yeah, sign us Rumble, yeah.

01:24:44.080 Wait, who are you talking to?

01:24:45.960 Rumble, I guess.

01:24:46.780 I guess they're watching.

01:24:47.820 Does he still own it?

01:24:49.840 Is Rumble here?

01:24:51.340 Oh, no.

01:24:52.020 Dave Rubin.

01:24:52.600 They're always here.

01:24:54.020 He owns Locals. 1.00

01:24:56.820 Well, then he's a faggot. 1.00

01:24:58.120 He sold Locals to Rumble. 1.00

01:24:59.820 Yeah, we don't use Locals anymore. 1.00

01:25:01.520 Fucking queers. 1.00

01:25:02.280 That's literally why I had to get out of California because I started to wear dresses and walk 1.00

01:25:06.800 around.

01:25:07.660 The only reason he was on Rumble is because he misspelled it and put an R instead of a B.

01:25:12.560 So we're not on Locals, guys. 0.99

01:25:13.540 Tom's mom's tits are bigger than that. 1.00

01:25:14.480 Way bigger than that. 1.00

01:25:14.940 They are, yeah.

01:25:15.580 Way bigger.

01:25:17.120 Guys, if you scan the QR code in the bottom right-hand corner or go to patreon.com forward

01:25:21.640 slash towergangpod, you can join us in the after show. 0.98

01:25:24.780 We're about to slide in there real quick like how Toby's sliding into that pussy, man. 1.00

01:25:29.040 He leaves it, makes it- 1.00

01:25:30.280 Oh, they're going to say the DMs.

01:25:31.560 So we're skipping the post show?

01:25:33.340 Yeah, we're not doing it tonight.

01:25:36.060 No, we're not going to-

01:25:36.900 We're not skipping the post show.

01:25:38.220 We're doing it.

01:25:38.820 Well, then we're not going to do it how Toad does it.

01:25:40.220 No, no, yeah.

01:25:40.780 Toad, Toad, yeah.

01:25:41.600 No, Toad doesn't do it at all.

01:25:43.500 Fair enough.

01:25:43.880 No, it just requires a lot of foreplay and like building up there.

01:25:46.480 Hey, Toad, Toad, Toad, Toad, will you help us out with a smooth transition into

01:25:49.820 the post show?

01:25:50.500 Yeah.

01:25:51.080 Three, two, one, go.

01:25:51.640 Right now.

01:25:52.160 Give us one.

01:25:52.680 Go ahead.

01:25:53.020 Get rid- 1.00

01:25:57.020 It's the Tower Power Hour, slut. 1.00

01:25:59.200 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch. 1.00

01:26:00.880 No way, Jose. 1.00

01:26:02.320 Liberty Lockdown. 1.00

01:26:03.580 It's the Tower Power Hour, bitch. 1.00

01:26:06.000 Reed. 1.00

01:26:08.640 Cole.

01:26:10.240 Top Lobster.

01:26:11.560 And Toad.

01:26:12.860 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:26:15.300 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:26:17.080 Liberty Lock is truth, eh?

01:26:18.860 Same with Lobster, Cole, and Jose.

01:26:20.900 Toad is sick, no way, Jose. 1.00

01:26:23.120 Just the Tower Power Hour, slut. 1.00

01:26:25.000 They made Day smit all his, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 1.00

01:26:28.600 Tower Gang.

01:26:29.040 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:26:31.540 Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:26:32.020 They made Day smit all his pain.

01:26:34.020 Table Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang.

01:26:36.960 Table Gang, Table Gang, Table Gang. 0.96

01:26:41.860 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables in all of it. 0.96

01:26:45.140 Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang, Tower Gang. 0.89

01:26:48.680 I mean, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, that's all folks.

Tower Gang - January 16, 2025

Ep 212 - The Trojan Whore

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